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<i>And we're back at the final stretch</i>

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<i>of the Indianapolis 500.</i>

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<i>Guy Gagne is</i>
<i>gaining on the pack.</i>

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<i>The young French Canadian</i>
<i>is making quite an impression</i>

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<i>in his debut</i>
<i>here at the Motor Speedway.</i>

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<i>In all my years of racing,</i>

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<i>I've never seen a driver</i>
<i>with this much raw talent.</i>

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But what's this?

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Out of nowhere,
a dark horse is challenging Gagne.

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He's gaining on the pack.

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<i>And</i>
<i>down the front stretch.</i>

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Moving into fourth position...
third... Now, second!

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<i>Going to the outside</i>
<i>as they cross the bricks!</i>

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And it looks like
the winner is Turbo!

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Amazing! Unbelievable!

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Instant replay.
Again, in super slo-mo.

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Whoo! Whoa!

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<i>Welcome back, race fans.</i>

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<i>We're here with Indy's</i>
<i>brightest new star, Guy Gagne.</i>

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<i>Tell us, Guy,</i>
<i>what inspired you to become a race driver?</i>

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You know, Dan,
everybody's got that one thing that makes them happy.

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And for me, it's terrifying,
terrifying blazing speed.

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<i>Guy!</i>

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One at a time, please.
- Theo!

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Yes, the handsome
fellow in the back.

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What are you doing?

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What I've always done.
Stay focused, try to run my race.

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That's all any driver can do.
Next question.

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Can you please
go to sleep?

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We've got work tomorrow.

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Sleep? Are you kidding me?

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It takes hours to come down
after a big race like this.

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Yeah, I bet. Okay.

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<i>They are the fuel</i>
<i>that keeps me running!</i>

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<i>Guy, when you were just a rookie</i>
<i>starting out in the Indy Lights,</i>

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<i>did you ever dream that you'd be standing here today?</i>

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<i>Well, as my dear father</i>
<i>always told me,</i>

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<i>"No dream is too big,</i>
<i>and no dreamer</i>

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<i>"too small."</i>
<i>Too small.</i>

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Sleep!

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Head in the game.
Head in the game.

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Yes! Seventeen minutes!
That's a new record!

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Whoo-hoo! Theo!

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Good morning.

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Let's go, people!
Pick it up!

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Turbo, ready to make his move.

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Did you see that?
She cut me off!

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Ah! The joys of racing.

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How could anyone not see the
appeal of watching a bunch of cars,

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drive around in circles
for hours on end?

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Left turn!
Left turn! Left turn!

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Your ignorance
saddens me to no end.

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Left turn!
"What do I do here?

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"Oh, no, wait a minute.
Left turn!"

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'Morning, Chet!

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How's it going,
Sally?

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'Morning, Chet.
'Morning, Phil.

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Well, that's a shame.

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And so begins another wonderful
work week at the plant.

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All right, people,
we got a lot of tomatoes to harvest today.

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We got to pick them,
we got to sort them, we got to eat them.

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But most importantly,
we got to be...

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Safe.

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Yes! Music to my ears.

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Look at her.

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Nice curves.

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Oh! You are one giant,
juicy temptress.

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Mmm. Big Red.

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Any day now.

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Any day now.

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Overripe!

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Overripe!

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Overripe!

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Oh, no.

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Here we go.

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Bring it on.

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Whoa! Not this time.

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And the cars are
at the starting line.

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Gagne's in
the top pole position,

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driving his trademark
number one overripe tomato.

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Next to him is that feisty
young upstart, Turbo.

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Gentlemen,
start your engines.

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Gagne rolls into the lead
around the first turn

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with Turbo hot on his tail
into the straightaway.

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Hey, there he goes again.

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And down the homestretch,
the crowd goes wild!

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Go, Turbo!

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They're neck and neck!
Gagne, Turbo! Turbo, Gagne!

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Turbo!

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Oh! So close!

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It's a photo finish!

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Overripe!

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All right, all right,
knock it off.

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Talk to your brother, Chet.
Or I will.

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I'm on it, Carl.

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This will not
happen again.

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Uh-huh.
Heard that before.

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Okay.

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That's lunch!

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You do this to yourself,
you know.

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I mean, look at you.

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How could they
not make fun of you?

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It's like you're
almost forcing them.

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If you'd just quit it with the speed stuff...

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I can't help it.

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It's in me.

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Mmm, no.
It is not "in" you.

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Says who?

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Nature. Mother Nature.

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Maybe you've heard of her?

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We all have
our limitations, Theo.

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And the sooner
you accept the dull,

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miserable reality
of your existence,

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the happier you'll be.

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Wow.
Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?

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Heads up! Shell crusher,
two o' clock!

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All right, people,
you know the drill.

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Tuck and roll!

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Can't tuck.
I can't tuck!

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Theo, tuck and roll!

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We've been over this.
I don't tuck and roll.

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You have a shell
for a reason. Use it.

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You use it.

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I mean, come on,
he's not even looking this way.

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Hey, Juice Box,
nice tricycle!

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You see what I'm saying?

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All right,
good hustle.

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Good hustle, everybody!

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Almost everybody.

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Quitting time!

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Good night, Jim!
Night, Sally!

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Night, Steve!
I don't know your name.

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I'm out of here! Bye!

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<i>You're watching</i> Fast!

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not legal in Utah and South Dakota.

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Do not exceed more than two cans
of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.

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Do not expose Adrenalode to flame,
or to water, or to sand.

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Yes!

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Oh!
That tastes awesome.

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<i>Welcome back to</i>
The Road to Indianapolis.

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<i>I'm here with five-time Indy champ,</i>
<i>the legendary Guy Gagne!</i>

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I love you, Guy!

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<i>Tell us, Guy,</i>
<i>do you have any advice for the future racers out there</i>

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<i>who might be watching</i>
<i>at home right now?</i>

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Oh, my gosh.
That's me, that's me.

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<i>Well, there comes a time</i>
<i>in every race</i>

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<i>when a driver is forced to make that one, key,</i>
<i>split-second decision.</i>

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<i>Fall behind, or push ahead.</i>

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Push ahead!

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<i>To take a chance</i>
<i>and risk it all,</i>

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<i>or play it safe</i>
<i>and suffer defeat.</i>

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Risk it all, Guy!

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<i>But what really separates the</i>
<i>racers from the champions...</i>

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Yes!

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<i>...that one thing</i>
<i>that separates</i>

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<i>the ordinary from</i>
<i>the extraordinary...</i>

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What is it?

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<i>That one thing is...</i>

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No!

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No, you didn't!

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No! No! No! No! No!

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Come back to me, TV!

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00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,137
Whoa.

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00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,941
<i>Only you have your finger on the...</i>
<i>It's working!</i>

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00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,779
'Morning, Bob.
'Morning, Sally.

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00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,880
'Morning, Steve.

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00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,649
'Morning...

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You know,
this is good.

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00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,455
Yes, this is good.

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00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,457
I daresay we've had
a breakthrough, here.

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With that TV gone,
you can finally get out of that garage

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and put all that racing nonsense behind you.

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And do what?

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Start living your life.

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I have a life?

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Big Red?

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Big Red!

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I can't tuck.
I can't tuck!

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Yes!
Finally!

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All right,
let's chow down!

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00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,089
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hit the brakes, people.

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It's Gardener Day.

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00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,434
You're quitting?
Just like that?

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00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,470
Hey, nothing ventured,
nothing gained.

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That's a bad thing.

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00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,215
"There comes a time
in every race

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"when a driver
is forced to make

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"that one, key,
split-second decision."

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00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,654
What did he just say?

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00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,322
"Take a chance
and risk it all,

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00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,958
"or play it safe
and suffer defeat."

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00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,629
Okay, enough
with the crazy talk, Theo.

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00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:41,733
Just step away from the grass and get back to work.

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00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,300
Theo!

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00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,303
And the cars are
at the starting line.

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00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,908
Gentlemen,
start your engines.

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And once again,
it's Turbo out front.

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00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:05,657
No dream is too big.

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00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,096
In the high lane!
At the stripe!

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00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,845
And it looks like
the winner is...

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00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:30,782
Tuck and roll, Theo!
Tuck and roll!

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00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,455
No!

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00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:54,339
Aw.

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00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,212
Are you insane?

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00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,348
You could've
gotten yourself killed!

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00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,884
Theo, what were you thinking?

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00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,658
I thought
I could get there.

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00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,594
When are you gonna wake up?

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00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,550
I wish...

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00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,919
I wish I was...

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00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,291
That was close.

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00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,011
Oh, no.

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00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,658
Yeah!

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00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,401
No, no, no!
Come on! Faster!

216
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,663
No, no, no!

217
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,371
What happened?

218
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,274
Hey, hey, hey!
Get out of here!

219
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,210
Not dead! Not dead!

220
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,856
Ugh! It reeks in here.

221
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:43,494
It's like wearing a hat
made out of feet.

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00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,304
Home.

223
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,046
Aah! Aah!

224
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,818
All right.

225
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,219
I'm okay.

226
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,225
Oh.

227
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,360
That's peculiar.

228
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,337
Okay, what's happening to me?

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00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,841
Oh! What? That's me!

230
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,909
Oh, come on! Stop it!

231
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,312
Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!

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00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:39,050
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:47,358
Welcome, everyone,
to this monthly safety meeting.

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00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,195
Well, there goes Jerry.

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00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,464
I'm going to hand things
over to Chet, now,

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00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,001
who has some important
new policies to go over.

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00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,805
Thank you very much, Carl.
Good afternoon, everyone.

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00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:06,410
I'm happy to "poli-see"
you all here today.

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00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:13,251
Okay. I would like to begin
with some very exciting news.

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The latest figures are in.

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00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,322
Accidental smushes
were down 15 percent.

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00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,657
Well done, team.

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00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,028
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00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,963
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<i>That's right, on time</i>

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00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,767
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<i>T-t-tricky, tricky ♪</i>

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00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,103
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248
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:45,216
<i>♪ What's new pussycat?</i>
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪</i>

249
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,767
<i>♪ Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot ♪</i>

250
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,570
Finally.

251
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,009
Huh?

252
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,547
What in the...

253
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,493
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

254
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,632
Oh!

255
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,202
Whoa!

256
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,809
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

257
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,279
Help!

258
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,115
Stop! Stop, stop!

259
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,250
Mom!

260
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,687
Yeah! Whoa!

261
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:32,690
Oh, no!

262
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,660
And so, in preparation
for Crow Awareness Week,

263
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,562
I'd just like to say...

264
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,399
Tuck and roll!

265
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:45,069
No, I'm not kidding!
Tuck and roll!

266
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,272
Look out!

267
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,047
Granted, yes,

268
00:21:56,049 --> 00:22:02,286
I admit that there's been a wee
bit of damage to inventory, here,

269
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,188
but if you'd just
let me explain...

270
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:04,822
You're fired!

271
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,526
Whoa, okay, Carl,
if you just give him one more chance,

272
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,594
I promise that this
will never, ever...

273
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:13,631
You don't understand.
You're fired.

274
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:19,737
"You," plural. Youse.
Y'all. Both of you!

275
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:30,481
Chet. I'm so sorry.

276
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,983
You have to believe me,
I didn't mean for this to...

277
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,853
All my life.

278
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:40,491
All my life, I've defended you,
covered for you,

279
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,027
stood up for you,
apologized for you,

280
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,296
and this is what
I get in return.

281
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:48,366
Dragged down with you
on your sinking ship.

282
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:52,903
A nice, comfy deck chair
on the <i>S.S. Theo!</i>

283
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,672
Aye-aye, Captain!

284
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,740
I'm really sorry.

285
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:56,874
What is wrong with you?

286
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,377
I don't know.
All I know is, the other night,

287
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,279
I'm standing above the 101,
and all of a sudden...

288
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,081
It was
a rhetorical question!

289
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,517
Chet!

290
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,954
Help! The world is moving!

291
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,638
Coming through!

292
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:34,378
Okay, I'm gonna
wake up any minute now.

293
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,113
Wake up! Wake up!

294
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,293
Chet?

295
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:09,246
Easy now, fellas.
You really don't wanna do this.

296
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,120
Chet!

297
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:45,416
Am I dead?
Is this heaven?

298
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,718
I pictured it cleaner.

299
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,786
Come on, get up.

300
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:52,756
Theo. Whoa.
The crows got you, too.

301
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:56,427
What? No, Chet,
it wasn't the crows. It was...

302
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,563
Look at this place.

303
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:02,633
Broken glass,
rusty nails. Breathe.

304
00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,869
Discarded salt packets!
A few, yeah.

305
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:08,138
It's like a minefield
out here.

306
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,509
Oh! Oh, no.
I've got tetanus. I've got tetanus.

307
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,311
My jaw is locking up.

308
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:18,616
Chet, will you calm down?
There is no reason to panic.

309
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:22,853
Everything's
gonna be just fine.

310
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:28,859
Well, well, well. <i>Buenas noches,</i>
<i>little amigos.</i>

311
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,729
This must be
my lucky day.

312
00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:37,301
<i>Hola.</i> It's Tito.

313
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,538
Hey, tell everyone
I'm bringing it.

314
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:17,107
What is this place?

315
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:23,681
Well, well, well.

316
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,215
Somebody better
call the cops,

317
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:28,352
because I'm about to
make a killing.

318
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:28,919
Killing?

319
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,956
What'd he drag in
this time?

320
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,192
Ha! Whiplash is
going to eat them up.

321
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:38,028
It's gonna be a slaughter.

322
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,097
Mm-hmm, dead meat.

323
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,467
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.

324
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,707
Oh! Oh!

325
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,875
Come on, come on.
Now, hurry up.

326
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:59,883
A little far from home aren't you,
garden snail?

327
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:04,755
Hey,
I think we got a crier here.

328
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,557
Let's do this!

329
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,093
I got this one!
Oh, I got this one!

330
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,194
Yeah. Yeah, yeah!

331
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,328
Come on! This is me!

332
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,797
Time to go, Theo.

333
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,165
Ready...

334
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:17,768
Set...

335
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,108
Go!

336
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:37,921
Look. He dead.

337
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,557
Taco Man
found dead snail.

338
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,332
What?

339
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,461
Run!

340
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,367
Santa Maria!

341
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,136
What did you say
your name was again?

342
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,205
My name is Turbo.

343
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,874
Aw! I wish I could
rename myself.

344
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,176
Where did you find him?

345
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:33,110
How did he do that?

346
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:34,178
Where did you
come from?

347
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,113
Hey, how'd you do that?

348
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,948
Theo. A word, please.

349
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,117
Okay, that was...
Um...

350
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:40,718
Amazing, right?

351
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,320
If you think that's something,
check this out. Ooh!

352
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,321
Ahhh! Turn it off!

353
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,223
Sorry. High beams. Sorry.

354
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,025
Ooh, that's a new one.

355
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,228
It's okay, it's okay, Theo.
Just hang in there.

356
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,764
As soon as we get home,
we're gonna get you fixed.

357
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:56,300
What? I don't need to be fixed.

358
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:57,568
There's nothing
wrong with me, Chet.

359
00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,472
Nothing wrong with you?
Well, you're...

360
00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:02,940
You're a freak of nature.

361
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,309
I know, I know!
Isn't it great?

362
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:05,676
Theo!

363
00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:08,645
You know what?
I prefer "Turbo."

364
00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:11,782
I don't know what crazy lab you escaped from

365
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:16,186
but you're amazing,
Little Amigo. Amazing!

366
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,321
Tito!

367
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,522
Mmm?

368
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,023
Um, one second, please.

369
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:24,094
Do you see that sign?
What does it say?

370
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:24,695
Angelo...

371
00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,997
It says,
"Dos Bros Tacos."

372
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,500
<i>"Dos"</i> Bros, Tito.
Not <i>"Uno"</i> Bro.

373
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:33,203
You're supposed to be out there,
selling tacos,

374
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:33,837
not racing snails.

375
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:37,040
I know,
but this little guy is something special.

376
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:37,908
I'm telling you, Angelo,

377
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,545
the customers are gonna be lining up around the block.

378
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:42,679
I can see it already.

379
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:48,719
"Come for the snail racing,
stay for the chimichangas." Huh?

380
00:29:48,721 --> 00:29:51,054
Get your head out
of the clouds, Tito.

381
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:53,957
It's enough with
your crazy schemes.

382
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,859
No! You're a taco
genius, Angelo.

383
00:29:55,861 --> 00:30:01,899
And it is my mission in life to
share your gift with the world.

384
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,101
Great.
Then first thing in the morning,

385
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:09,206
get in that truck
and go sell some tacos.

386
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,342
Tito.

387
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:21,652
You sure you had enough to eat?
Are you tired?

388
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:25,389
Here, I made up
your bed.

389
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,525
Now, it might get
a little chilly tonight.

390
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,128
So, I warmed up
your blanket.

391
00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:35,666
There you go.
All comfy and cozy.

392
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:41,138
Sweet dreams, Little Amigo.
I'll see you in the morning.

393
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:44,641
Did he really just
kiss you goodnight?

394
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,611
He did. Jealous?

395
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:53,217
Question.
What gives with the super-speed?

396
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,918
Hey, hey,
you a robot?

397
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,553
Are you
radioactive, homie?

398
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,621
Is it contagious?

399
00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,190
Give the kid
some space.

400
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:04,361
I'm Whiplash.
And this here is my crew.

401
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,764
I'm Skidmark!

402
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,200
Ah, yeah!

403
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,903
And I'm Burn.
Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.

404
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:17,174
The name is Smoove Move.
I set the tone around here, you dig?

405
00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,041
Now check this.
Right about now,

406
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:23,146
I'm moving so fast,
the whole world's going in slow motion, baby.

407
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,581
Whoa...

408
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,150
Here one second,
gone the next.

409
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,086
They call me
the White Shadow!

410
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:34,191
Because I'm so fast,
all you see is my shadow.

411
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:36,126
I don't get it.

412
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,128
I'm fast,
like a shadow!

413
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:42,532
Yeah, but shadows,
they're not inherently fast.

414
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,902
White Shadow...

415
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:45,769
I can still see you.

416
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,537
Listen, garden snail,
you clearly

417
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,573
got the skills
to pay the bills.

418
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,242
If snails had to
pay bills, that is.

419
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,544
You would be
able to pay them.

420
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,213
Yeah, bills.

421
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,047
Paid in full, son.

422
00:31:57,049 --> 00:32:01,285
So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.

423
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,454
Join your crew?

424
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,189
Did I say
something humorous?

425
00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:10,060
I'm sorry. It's just that you guys are,
you know,

426
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:12,095
kind of slow-ish.

427
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,498
Oh! Really?
To our faces?

428
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,699
Theo, what are you doing?

429
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:20,804
Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearly just heard.

430
00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,407
Heard what?
I didn't hear anything.

431
00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,609
Nothing out of order,
did you, Theo?

432
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:26,476
Oh, I meant
what I said.

433
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:29,279
Then you better put your money where your mouth is.

434
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,047
Snails don't have money.

435
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:33,450
Otherwise, we'd be able to pay the bills.
Remember?

436
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,352
Your trash talk is
needlessly complicated.

437
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:40,324
Is it?
Or is it that your unpaid bills are overdue?

438
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:44,661
Enough talk.
It's time for action.

439
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:50,233
It's simple.
First one to the top of that shooting star

440
00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:51,902
wins.

441
00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:55,138
You guys?
Way up there, huh? Awesome.

442
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,107
Let me get my calendar
so I can time you.

443
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,176
Oh, you got jokes, rookie?

444
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:02,045
Laugh it up,
garden snail.

445
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:03,180
On your mark...

446
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:05,949
Get yourself set...

447
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:10,320
Prepare to be
White Shadowed!

448
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,024
Whoa!

449
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:16,893
Yeah!

450
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,495
Whoo!

451
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,564
Yeah! Bam!

452
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:22,399
Coming through!

453
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,301
Oh! Those guys
are crazy!

454
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,636
Those guys are awesome.

455
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:30,707
Hey, player!
The party up here!

456
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,275
Whoo!

457
00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:38,715
How do I
get up there?

458
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,832
Later!

459
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:57,768
Oh!

460
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:11,882
Coming through!

461
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:13,817
Yeah!

462
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:18,922
Who's "slow-ish" now,
garden snail?

463
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:26,229
Today,
everything changes!

464
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,200
Tito,
what are you doing?

465
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,401
Planning a "taco-volution"!

466
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:35,739
It's a little concept that I came up with.
When you combine the words...

467
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,442
"Taco" and "revolution."
I get it.

468
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:41,278
But how is that supposed
to help us sell tacos?

469
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:46,416
Patience, bro.
Taco-volutions don't happen in a day.

470
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,117
<i>♪ Tacos, I say</i>

471
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,753
<i>♪ Talking about a taco-volution ♪</i>

472
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,856
<i>♪ Sauce and chips</i>
<i>Mmm... ♪</i>

473
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:57,327
<i>And next up on our tour is the L.A. River.</i>

474
00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,095
Oh, oh, oh!

475
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,564
<i>Famous for its appearance...</i>

476
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,902
Get! Get out!

477
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:17,047
Sorry, Paz.
Can you throw that up here?

478
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:20,050
Coming to getcha!
I'm coming to getcha!

479
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,118
Bye.

480
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,519
Hey!

481
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,622
Valley Hobby, this is Bobby,
how can I help you?

482
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:30,460
No, you got the wrong number.
Yeah, okay.

483
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,029
That's what
I'm talking about!

484
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:37,868
You want Jackson Five on your feet?
One Jackson per toe.

485
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:41,838
Sure, knock yourself out.

486
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,285
Can't get no better.

487
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,015
Mmm!

488
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,020
Okay. So,
what's your plan, huh?

489
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:33,957
Stay here in this
rundown strip mall?

490
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,392
With a bunch of
lunatic snails,

491
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:40,130
and a nutso taco man who is
using you to sell Mexican food?

492
00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:44,935
Because if that's your plan,
then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!

493
00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:50,140
My ears are burning.
I hope you're not talking about me.

494
00:36:50,142 --> 00:36:53,276
You two seem to have a special connection,
Little Amigo,

495
00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:58,014
and Snail Who Seems To Be
Friends With Little Amigo.

496
00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:58,982
Is this your mother?

497
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,751
Your sister?

498
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:06,523
Oh! Say no more.
It's your girlfriend.

499
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,028
Ah, she's a cutie.

500
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,530
Ow!

501
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,432
Hmm.

502
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,869
Women.

503
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:21,738
I have to admit,

504
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:26,710
I was kind of hoping the taco-volution
would've started by now.

505
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,350
It doesn't make sense.

506
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:35,752
With my brains
and your speed,

507
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,923
we should be destined
for greatness, right?

508
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,725
We need to think big,
Little Amigo.

509
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:46,463
I'm talking commercials,
talk shows, county fairs.

510
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:50,700
Flea markets. No, farmers' markets.
No, supermarkets.

511
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,403
We'll cover
all the markets.

512
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:57,340
<i>Quinceaneras,</i>
confirmations, graduations.

513
00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:58,975
The Indy 500.

514
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:04,180
Ooh, I got it.
We can have our very own <i>telenovela!</i>

515
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:06,116
What? No.

516
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:19,596
Oh...

517
00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:20,530
Whoo!

518
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,933
This is it, Chet.
I knew we ended up here for a reason.

519
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,069
Will you just
slow down for a second?

520
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:30,874
Slow down? Are you kidding?
I'm never going slow again!

521
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,976
Theo, stop. Oh!

522
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,545
What are you
trying to say?

523
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,081
I wanna enter him
in the Indy 500.

524
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:41,284
The Indy 500?
What are you talking about?

525
00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:42,052
What is he talking about?

526
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:45,021
Now, look, I know it may
sound a little crazy...

527
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,824
No, no, no, Tito,
that doesn't sound crazy.

528
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:51,861
Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi.
That was crazy.

529
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,029
What? People love sushi.

530
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:58,034
Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo.
That was crazy.

531
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,937
The babies were cute.
The adults were just so mean.

532
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:04,641
Taco Man and his sidekick,
the Churro.

533
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:07,344
Oh, that was
off-the-hook crazy!

534
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:08,244
Crazy awesome.

535
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:14,250
But this, Tito?
This is in a category all by itself.

536
00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:14,984
Angelo, please.

537
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,720
Come on, Chet.
Just hear me out.

538
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:21,658
Theo, a snail cannot race in a
competition meant for cars.

539
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,559
There are rules.

540
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,594
Actually, I've been doing a lot of research,

541
00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,196
and there's
nothing in the rules

542
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,464
that says a snail
can't enter the race.

543
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,400
There's nothing that says this
sponge can't enter the race either,

544
00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:33,103
but that doesn't mean
it's ever gonna happen.

545
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:35,705
Millions of people watch that race.
Uh-huh.

546
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,874
This could put us
on the map, bro.

547
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,209
Trying to work, here.

548
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:40,009
Oh, come on, Angelo.

549
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,580
All we have to do is raise the $20,000 registration fee.

550
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,013
What?

551
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,116
I figured, once we sell the truck...
Sell the...

552
00:39:46,118 --> 00:39:48,418
Are you even listening
to yourself, Tito?

553
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:53,390
You want to invest our entire life savings in a snail!

554
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:58,194
I'm telling you,
this snail crawled into our lives for a reason.

555
00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,131
I think he could be
our little shooting star.

556
00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:03,867
Did you hear that, Chet?
This guy believes in me.

557
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,935
That guy is as
crazy as you are.

558
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,170
They'll never let
you into that race.

559
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:10,273
And even if they did,
you wouldn't survive one lap.

560
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:12,242
Yeah, but...
Angelo, listen...

561
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,143
Tito!
Theo!

562
00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:15,779
Not every dream is
meant to come true.

563
00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:19,549
Yeah, what he said.

564
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,921
A snail in
the Indy 500.

565
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,391
What will you
think of next?

566
00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:38,701
Don't worry, Little Amigo.
We'll get that entrance fee somehow.

567
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,808
Hmm.

568
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,278
Now, I know
some people may say

569
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,914
$20,000 sounds
like a lot of money.

570
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:51,748
It is
a lot of money.

571
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,551
And I know some people
may say I'm crazy.

572
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:59,322
But I say,
when a snail crawls into your life at 200 miles an hour,

573
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:02,659
then you'd have to be crazy not to grab onto that shell,

574
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:04,227
and take a ride
of a lifetime.

575
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,664
Now,
in case you're still not convinced...

576
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,934
Boom!
Check out my well-designed endorsement poster.

577
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:17,674
<i>♪ ...are the champions,</i>
<i>my friends... ♪</i>

578
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,744
What's your point, Tito?

579
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:25,482
My point is,
we got a chance to change our lives for the better.

580
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:30,753
To make Starlight Plaza the great
place we all know it could be.

581
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:31,387
Now, come on.

582
00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:36,860
Who's ready to sponsor
the next Indy 500 champion?

583
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:43,666
Sorry, Tito,
but I've got work to do.

584
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:48,104
No, you don't.
None of you do.

585
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:51,674
I don't get it.
That poster was awesome.

586
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:56,312
Oh, well, good try, you did your best.
Time to go home, Theo.

587
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,115
Oh, we're going
to Indianapolis, Chet.

588
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:03,386
Don't you worry your chubby little face about that.

589
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,421
All right, team.

590
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,859
Snail up!

591
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:13,863
<i>And next up on our tour is the L.A. River.</i>

592
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:17,166
Famous for its appearance
in such movies as...

593
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,335
You've just been
White Shadowed!

594
00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:21,004
Oh!
Whoo!

595
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:23,706
Next stop is
the Starlight Plaza.

596
00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:29,579
Yes!

597
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,850
Burn. Let's get
this party started.

598
00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:35,718
You know it.

599
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,122
Snailed it.

600
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:40,957
Skidmark. You bringing
the beverages?

601
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:45,662
Oh, I got a beverage for you.
And a beverage for you.

602
00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:56,639
Light her up, Turbo.
Do your thing, baby.

603
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,815
Hey, Angelo!
We got customers.

604
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,317
Whoa!

605
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,692
Okay, you ready?

606
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,560
Go!

607
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:22,932
Huh?

608
00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:28,304
All right.
You're good to go.

609
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:31,107
Okay, everybody.
Back on the bus.

610
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,108
Oh, Mama,
you look good!

611
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,812
Bye. Come again.
I do weddings, bar mitzvahs.

612
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,614
Thank you.
Come back soon.

613
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,049
Tomorrow, later on today.
I'll be here.

614
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:42,118
Good luck with
that snail of yours.

615
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,252
Thank you, my friend.

616
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:44,821
I gotta hand it
to you, Tito.

617
00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:48,157
For once, one of your
crazy schemes worked.

618
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:48,858
I know!

619
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,394
And, hey, if we did better
because of that billboard,

620
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:54,263
just imagine what
the Indy 500 could do.

621
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:56,299
Hey, don't go
crazy on me.

622
00:43:56,301 --> 00:44:00,503
We had a good day.
We sold a few extra tacos.

623
00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:03,272
It's good enough.

624
00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:23,059
You better not mess this up, Tito. Mmm-hmm.

625
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:25,795
Oh, no.

626
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:28,731
Oh, yes. We're going to
Indianapolis, Chet!

627
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:33,770
"I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy"
to the "Wizzah." You dig?

628
00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,571
Yes, sir.

629
00:44:35,573 --> 00:44:39,909
One breakfast
burrito, please.

630
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:48,451
That's it. I'm sorry, honey.
Today is the day.

631
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:55,258
Tito!

632
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,430
Are you ready,
big man?

633
00:45:00,432 --> 00:45:03,700
On three. One, two...

634
00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:07,570
Indy, baby!

635
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:27,957
Oh, oh!

636
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:30,359
I got it! "Fasty"!

637
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,261
Are you kidding me?

638
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,966
Huh?

639
00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:38,401
Oh!

640
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,103
"Turbo"!

641
00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:45,341
All right, as the kids say,
"Time to plump your ride."

642
00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,610
Oh, heck, no!

643
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:50,646
Let's do this.

644
00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:52,982
Now, that's
more like it.

645
00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:07,530
No twitching. <i>Voila!</i>

646
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:07,930
Ooh-wee!

647
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:11,501
Suited and booted, gooted and looted,
dipped and whipped!

648
00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:14,570
We've got
a contender, baby!

649
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:24,814
Oh, look at him go!

650
00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:39,362
Ah.

651
00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:39,962
Fresh air, baby.

652
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,899
We ain't in
Van Nuys no more.

653
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,300
Uh-uh.

654
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,278
Hi, Chet.

655
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,213
You're gonna be
my boyfriend!

656
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,581
I'm gonna
call you "boo."

657
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:02,318
"Boo"? What does
that even mean?

658
00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:08,057
Sure beats the view
from the garden, huh?

659
00:47:09,893 --> 00:47:12,528
I can't believe
you're doing this.

660
00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:15,331
"We." We are doing this.

661
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,434
You. I'm just a hostage.

662
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:22,438
Theo, what happens
if you wake up tomorrow,

663
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,275
and your powers
are gone, hmm?

664
00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:29,312
What then?

665
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:34,517
Then I better make
the most of today.

666
00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:14,523
This is even bigger
than Hobby-Con.

667
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,469
Wow. Now,
that's a car.

668
00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:29,505
Whoa. Shiny.

669
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,800
Gagne.

670
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,481
Whoa!

671
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,091
And Guy Gagne
wins the pole,

672
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:26,896
with a four-lap average
of 230 miles per hour.

673
00:49:26,898 --> 00:49:29,265
That's Gagne's
best time yet.

674
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,400
Turbo has never
gone that fast.

675
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:32,568
I mean, yet.

676
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:36,872
So, you got
a plan, Taco Man?

677
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,241
Of course I do.

678
00:49:39,243 --> 00:49:42,912
Please tell me those phony glasses are not your plan.

679
00:49:42,914 --> 00:49:46,082
Uh, no.
That would be ridiculous.

680
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:50,019
Come on,
phony glasses, do your thing.

681
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:56,926
Oh, this great.
I'm gonna go have heart attack.

682
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:06,035
<i>Que pasa,</i> my friend?

683
00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:10,172
I have a driver that I'd like to enter into the race.

684
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,441
What team does
your driver race for?

685
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,878
Dos Bros Tacos
and Company.

686
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,715
Has he passed
the rookie test?

687
00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:23,519
Hey, come here.
Let's cut to the chase, okay?

688
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,389
You have glasses,
I have glasses.

689
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,624
What do we gotta do
to get this done, bro?

690
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:30,960
Hey, let go.
Come on, man, let go!

691
00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:35,564
This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.
I have astigmatism and stuff.

692
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,933
Yeah, yeah.

693
00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:43,172
Guy, how do you do it,

694
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:45,341
shattering your own records year after year?

695
00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:48,811
Well,
when a cheetah chases after a gazelle,

696
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:52,681
does he ever stop to think,
"Maybe I've caught enough gazelles.

697
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,785
"Maybe I should just settle down,
try the vegan thing."

698
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:59,822
No!
He keeps running as long as his legs will carry him.

699
00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:03,526
I am like the cheetah.
I never give up.

700
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,828
Next question.

701
00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:11,934
All right, give me the keys.
I'll drive the first shift home.

702
00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,702
Whoa!
What gives?

703
00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:20,676
No, no, no!

704
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:25,614
Can I help you, <i>monsieur?</i>

705
00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:26,949
One second, please.

706
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:30,586
What are you doing?
Are you trying to get me arrested?

707
00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:35,424
Oh.

708
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:39,195
Sorry! So sorry.
We'll have this under control...

709
00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:40,429
Ladies and gentlemen!

710
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:46,402
I give you the next
Indy 500 champion!

711
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,237
Huh? Huh?

712
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,773
Is that a snail?

713
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:55,411
Your driver is a snail?

714
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,018
What kind of
welcome is that?

715
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:06,989
I'd say an appropriate welcome,
given the situation.

716
00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:09,024
All right.
Game over, nut job.

717
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:09,525
Let's go.

718
00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:11,794
Have a nice flight, Chet.
Huh?

719
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,829
Hit it!
White Shadow!

720
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:16,966
<i>Bonzai!</i>

721
00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:18,067
Get off!

722
00:52:18,069 --> 00:52:19,768
Pedal to the metal, Turbo.

723
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,938
Go!

724
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:26,575
Whoa!

725
00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:41,457
Yeah!

726
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:44,727
Whoa! That snail is fast!

727
00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:07,616
Whoo!

728
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:10,119
What did I miss?
What did I miss?

729
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:18,761
226! Ha-ha! That's fast
enough to qualify!

730
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,634
That's what
I'm talking about!

731
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:31,440
<i>Whoa!</i>
<i>That snail is fast!</i>

732
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:35,244
Oh, man, wait until
people see this!

733
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:42,618
<i>Whoa! That snail is fast!</i>
<i>What? Are you seeing this?</i>

734
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,156
- Hello?
- <i>Have you heard?</i>

735
00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:48,490
Yes, I've heard.

736
00:53:48,492 --> 00:53:49,758
<i>That snail is fast.</i>

737
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,461
Forget about it.
This will blow over by noon.

738
00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:55,331
<i>Whoa!</i>
<i>That snail is fast!</i>

739
00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,534
Hello?
- <i>Have you seen it?</i>

740
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,103
Yes, I've seen it!

741
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,809
<i>♪ Whoa!</i>
<i>That snail is fast!</i>

742
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,344
<i>♪ What?</i>

743
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:09,878
<i>♪ Snail is fast!</i>

744
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,547
<i>♪ You see the snail moving fast</i>

745
00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:12,848
<i>♪ You slow,</i>
<i>you gonna get passed</i>

746
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:15,384
<i>♪ You see him</i>
<i>gaining position for first</i>

747
00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:16,418
<i>♪ He won't be last</i>

748
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,786
<i>♪ He's ready to make a dash</i>

749
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,555
<i>♪ Snail quicker</i>
<i>than a lightning flash</i>

750
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,257
<i>♪ His engine's roaring,</i>
<i>he's flooring</i>

751
00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:23,058
<i>♪ He won't run out of gas</i>

752
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:25,227
<i>♪ Whoa! That snail is fast!</i>

753
00:54:25,229 --> 00:54:29,298
<i>♪ That snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast ♪</i>

754
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:32,501
Whoa! Are you
seeing this?

755
00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:32,868
Whoa!

756
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:35,404
<i>You cannot have</i>
<i>a snail in the Indy 500.</i>

757
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,872
<i>Whoa!</i>
<i>It's a miracle of nature!</i>

758
00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:40,175
<i>Will the snail be crushed by the giant race cars?</i>

759
00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,043
Whoa!

760
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:45,748
<i>♪ That snail is fast, fast, fast</i>

761
00:54:49,052 --> 00:54:52,521
Whoa. That snail is fast.

762
00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,724
We've just received word that the CEO

763
00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:58,961
of IndyCar is about
to make a statement.

764
00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:08,337
And so, after careful
consideration and...

765
00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:12,808
<i>♪ That snail is fast That snail is fast ♪</i>

766
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,977
Sorry. My bad.

767
00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:17,946
I've decided...

768
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,114
Please, say yes.
Please, say yes.

769
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:21,150
Please, say no.
Please, say no.

770
00:55:21,152 --> 00:55:23,552
White Shadow.

771
00:55:23,554 --> 00:55:28,791
I've decided that I simply
cannot permit a snail to enter...

772
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:31,226
Please, sir,
give my snail a shot,

773
00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:33,329
and I swear,
you won't regret it.

774
00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:39,234
Mr. Lopez, while I appreciate your enthusiasm,
my decision is...

775
00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:40,602
Let him race!

776
00:55:40,604 --> 00:55:41,670
Let him race!

777
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:42,905
Let him race!

778
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:47,209
Let him race!
Let him race! Let him race!

779
00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:51,680
Now, now. Order.

780
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,648
Sir, if I may.

781
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,416
You might want to
get a two-shot here.

782
00:55:54,418 --> 00:56:00,656
I, like this passionate gentleman here,
came from humble beginnings.

783
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:03,625
In the words of
my dear father,

784
00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:09,832
"No dream is too big,
and no dreamer, too small."

785
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,200
And that is why
I, for one,

786
00:56:11,202 --> 00:56:16,438
believe that if the Indy 500 isn't
going to put a limit on speed,

787
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:21,110
then it shouldn't
put a limit on spirit!

788
00:56:21,344 --> 00:56:23,812
Give the people
what they want.

789
00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:24,847
Let him race!

790
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:30,552
Let him race!
Let him race! Let him race!

791
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:31,920
Just me.

792
00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,389
Whole frame, my face.

793
00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:38,727
All right!

794
00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:42,331
"All right," what?

795
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:46,568
Your snail can compete
in the Indianapolis 500.

796
00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:50,005
Yeah!

797
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,442
Has the world
lost its mind?

798
00:57:03,319 --> 00:57:04,219
To Turbo!

799
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,588
Starlight Plaza! Hey!

800
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,190
He ain't slow no more.

801
00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:09,258
That's for sure.

802
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,359
Shut the door.

803
00:57:10,361 --> 00:57:12,394
Get on the floor.

804
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:14,263
Barbeque sauce!

805
00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:17,099
<i>And we're back with more from Indianapolis.</i>

806
00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:18,767
Check it out.
We're on TV.

807
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,402
<i>Mr. Lopez,</i>
<i>how do you feel about</i>

808
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:22,371
<i>getting to compete</i>
<i>in the Indy 500?</i>

809
00:57:22,373 --> 00:57:24,239
<i>I'm just so happy.</i>

810
00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:26,241
<i>And we'd all be</i>
<i>happy to see you</i>

811
00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:27,943
<i>come on down to</i>
<i>the Starlight Plaza.</i>

812
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,646
<i>Just north of the 101</i>
<i>in Van Nuys, California.</i>

813
00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:35,851
<i>Kim Ly Nail Salon.</i>
<i>Where we put the "nail" in "snail."</i>

814
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:40,556
Taco Man cried in front of millions of people.
Ow!

815
00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:04,246
Here you go, Paz.
Nice and warm.

816
00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:04,847
Goodnight, Tito.

817
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:06,582
You comfy enough, Bobby?
Uh... No.

818
00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:08,884
Okay, let me know
if you need anything.

819
00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:11,353
Hey! No touching!

820
00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:15,624
Smooth,
smooth, smooth.

821
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:21,296
Sleep tight, Little Amigo.
We got a big day tomorrow.

822
00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:24,266
Yep.

823
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:25,968
Big day, indeed.

824
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:29,705
Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing note of disapproval.

825
00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:33,475
I'm worried.
And you should be, too.

826
00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:33,976
I'll be fine.

827
00:58:33,978 --> 00:58:37,479
You are delusional,
you know that?

828
00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:40,716
It's Big Red
all over again.

829
00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:42,818
Only this time,
instead of one lawn mower,

830
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:48,524
it'll be 32 giant,
fire-breathing cars!

831
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,259
And I won't be
able to save you.

832
00:58:50,261 --> 00:58:53,896
You won't have to,
because this time, I have speed.

833
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:57,599
You're not a car.
You're a snail.

834
00:58:57,601 --> 00:59:02,671
I got a shot here, Chet.
I can do this. You'll see.

835
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:03,705
No, I won't.

836
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:07,743
I will not stand by and watch the only brother I've got

837
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:13,315
risk his life chasing some impossible dream.

838
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,651
I'm sorry, Theo.

839
00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:21,790
All of these people,
they believe in me.

840
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:25,594
Guy Gagne
believes in me.

841
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:27,262
Why won't you?

842
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:32,134
And by the way,
my name is Turbo.

843
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:02,364
All right.
<i>Tout suite,</i> let's go.

844
01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:13,709
Whoa.

845
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,745
2.2-liter turbo V6.

846
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,948
24-valve
quad-overhead cam.

847
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:23,118
Fastest open-wheel,
single-seat machine on the planet.

848
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:27,189
I think I'm in love.

849
01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:30,692
No way.

850
01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:42,371
You're not trying to steal my trophy from me,
are you?

851
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:49,244
Because if you want one for yourself,
you may have a long wait.

852
01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:50,812
Espresso?

853
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:54,950
So, you are my
little competition, eh?

854
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:57,119
The underdog
versus the champion.

855
01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,989
The world loves the underdogs,
you know.

856
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,092
The dreamers out there,
they need them.

857
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,061
Need to believe
that one day, maybe

858
01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:09,631
they could achieve
the impossible, too.

859
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:16,972
Well, the sad truth is,
underdogs seldom win.

860
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:18,507
And dreamers?

861
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:23,111
Let's just say, eventually,
they have to wake up.

862
01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:30,118
I've never talked to a snail before.
So small, so amusing.

863
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,155
No wonder they want
to see you race, eh?

864
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:36,124
Vroom! Vroom!

865
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,859
Look at him go.

866
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:38,727
Thank you, plucky snail.

867
01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:43,665
Because of you,
the whole world will be watching this race.

868
01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:50,839
And when the checkered flag drops,
they'll be watching me win.

869
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,713
Crawl home, garden snail,

870
01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:02,584
while you still can.

871
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:06,688
<i>Good afternoon, race fans,</i>

872
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:11,593
and welcome to this year's
running of the Indianapolis 500.

873
01:02:11,595 --> 01:02:13,762
<i>Televised in</i>
<i>over 200 countries</i>

874
01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:16,198
<i>and aired in</i>
<i>33 different languages,</i>

875
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,432
<i>this is no longer</i>
<i>just a race,</i>

876
01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:22,204
<i>this is the day you'll be telling your grandchildren about.</i>

877
01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:29,211
<i>Where were you the day they</i>
<i>let a snail race in the Indy 500?</i>

878
01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:32,848
Okay, time to go.
You ready?

879
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:42,424
All right, team meeting.
Bring it in.

880
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:47,162
This is it, Little Amigo.
This is our moment. Our time.

881
01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:50,432
Today is the day
we make our mark.

882
01:02:52,235 --> 01:02:55,937
Everybody in!
It's go time!

883
01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:06,414
Oh, Theo.
Be careful out there.

884
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:09,384
Hey, little snail.
Are you lost?

885
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,118
No.

886
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,220
Are you a boy,
or a girl?

887
01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:15,490
Why is this confusing?
I'm not a girl!

888
01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:19,528
And there they are, folks.
Some of the biggest names in motorsport.

889
01:03:19,530 --> 01:03:22,798
<i>Shelby Stone,
hot off her win in Sao Paulo.</i>

890
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,401
<i>Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz,
a.k.a. "The Brazilian Butcher."</i>

891
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:31,072
<i>He actually was a butcher before</i>
<i>he got into race car driving.</i>

892
01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:36,812
Gagne! Gagne! Gagne!

893
01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:37,279
Hey!

894
01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:40,916
<i>And here he comes, folks,</i>
le <i>man, le myth,</i> le <i>legend...</i>

895
01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,684
le <i>"if I could choose</i>
<i>anybody in the world</i>

896
01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:45,453
"to be my best friend
it would be..."

897
01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,088
<i>Guy Gagne!</i>

898
01:03:47,090 --> 01:03:51,159
Yes, yes. "Gagne, Gagne!"

899
01:04:00,803 --> 01:04:03,905
You know,
food trucks are actually very popular these days.

900
01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:08,443
<i>And I tell you what,</i>
<i>I do love a good torta.</i>

901
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,420
Yeah!

902
01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:19,287
Whoo! Uh-huh.

903
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:21,022
<i>And would you look at those t-shirts?</i>

904
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:24,926
<i>It is amazing what you can do on your printer at home.</i>

905
01:04:24,928 --> 01:04:28,496
Ay, Tito, you better
know what you're doing.

906
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:33,301
Here you go, little snail.
Now you've got the best seat in the house.

907
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:40,175
Oh, no. Nope.
This isn't happening.

908
01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:42,344
I gotta get
out of here.

909
01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:43,979
Stay here.
I'll be right back.

910
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:47,816
Help! Let me out.
Let me out!

911
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:51,119
Breathe.

912
01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:52,554
<i>Good afternoon</i>
<i>and welcome</i>

913
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:57,692
<i>to what has become the most</i>
<i>anticipated and unprecedented</i>

914
01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:01,096
<i>running of</i>
<i>the Indianapolis 500.</i>

915
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,365
<i>So, without further ado,</i>

916
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:08,637
<i>ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>and snail,</i>

917
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:12,274
<i>start your engines!</i>

918
01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:24,386
It's like an earthquake!

919
01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:26,221
I love it.
Is it weird that I love it?

920
01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:27,923
Everyone,
off the track, please.

921
01:05:27,925 --> 01:05:30,859
See you in the winner's circle,
garden snail.

922
01:05:30,861 --> 01:05:32,160
Easy to the peasy, baby.

923
01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:36,097
Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
We can do this, right?

924
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:39,301
Oh, I wish I was tiny,
so I can give you a hug.

925
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:39,935
Get off the track!

926
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:44,606
Okay, okay, I'm going!
Good luck out there, Turbo!

927
01:06:04,327 --> 01:06:06,761
Did anybody
bring earplugs?

928
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:07,629
What?

929
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,397
Oh, I can't watch this.

930
01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:12,200
The pace car is off and the parade laps are underway.

931
01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:14,869
<i>Only moments until</i>
<i>the green flag drops,</i>

932
01:06:14,871 --> 01:06:19,741
<i>and history is made</i>
<i>here at Indianapolis.</i>

933
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:48,169
Let's do this.

934
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:51,306
<i>And the race is on!</i>

935
01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,575
You go, Turbo!

936
01:07:14,897 --> 01:07:16,564
<i>Turbo,</i>
<i>struggling out there.</i>

937
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:21,036
Looks like the party is over for the motoring mollusk.

938
01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:27,275
He's getting killed
out there.

939
01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:30,145
What have we done?

940
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,317
Whoa.
That snail is history.

941
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:39,454
Oh! I think
I'm gonna be sick.

942
01:07:55,872 --> 01:08:00,208
Come on, garden snail.
Get your head in the game!

943
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:22,931
Go, go, go!

944
01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:28,203
All right, go, go, go!

945
01:08:31,007 --> 01:08:33,741
Come on!
We're supposed to be a team, here!

946
01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:34,375
We're trying.

947
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:37,445
It's a snail.
There's not that much to do.

948
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:42,517
That's it.
This pit crew is officially under new management.

949
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:46,121
Now, this is how it's done.
Air jack.

950
01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:48,089
Jack-tivate.

951
01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:49,757
Lube.
Applied liberally.

952
01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:50,859
Detailing.

953
01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,127
Wax on, wax off.
Ow!

954
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,995
Fuel!
Down the hatch.

955
01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:54,929
Chug! Chug! Chug!

956
01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:56,064
Foot massage.

957
01:08:56,066 --> 01:08:57,732
You know it.

958
01:08:57,734 --> 01:08:59,000
Relaxing vibes.

959
01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:01,269
Own it, brother.

960
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:04,472
Now, de-lax those vibes!

961
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:05,273
Ahhh! Are you crazy?

962
01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:07,675
Ow! Yeah, I'm crazy!
What made you think I was sane?

963
01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:10,011
I don't
know how to... Ow!

964
01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:11,646
Are you a car?
No.

965
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,281
Are you a car?

966
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:13,815
No!

967
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:17,252
Then stop
driving like one!

968
01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:20,355
Now get out there.
Snail up, baby!

969
01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:22,390
Go, T-boogie, go!

970
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,531
Gagne with
a commanding lead now.

971
01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:34,602
Followed by Claudio Cruz,
Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.

972
01:09:38,207 --> 01:09:41,109
Go!
Come on.

973
01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:51,419
Snail up.

974
01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:58,960
Snail up!

975
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:04,399
Yes!

976
01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:08,303
I don't believe it!
Turbo just went under a car!

977
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:11,339
Whoa!
Did you see that?

978
01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:21,683
<i>Despite a rocky start,
it looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.</i>

979
01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:24,452
Yeah! Now we're talking!

980
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:32,026
Where is he?
Where is he?

981
01:10:46,809 --> 01:10:49,177
Oh! He passed another one!

982
01:10:49,179 --> 01:10:50,211
<i>Yeah!</i>

983
01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:53,648
That's my brother, right there.
That's the back of his head!

984
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:10,064
Go, go, go!
Left turn! Left turn!

985
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,834
Yeah! Left turn!

986
01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:29,350
<i>Turbo maneuvers past
Shelby Stone and into second place!</i>

987
01:11:29,352 --> 01:11:31,419
He is hot
on Gagne's heels!

988
01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,688
The snail's not
going away, Guy.

989
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:36,924
All right,
I know, I know!

990
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,669
<i>These racers better watch it coming into turn four.</i>

991
01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:50,972
This late in the race,
that outside edge is full of marbles.

992
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,975
And you don't want to play with these marbles, kids.

993
01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,710
That rubber
peeling off the tires

994
01:11:55,712 --> 01:11:58,646
can be a minefield
for these drivers.

995
01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:01,949
Here we go.

996
01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:03,818
Whoa!

997
01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:26,874
Turbo!

998
01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:28,976
Oh, no.

999
01:12:33,582 --> 01:12:34,048
Oh, man.

1000
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:38,086
What are we gonna do?
If he takes another hit like that last one...

1001
01:12:38,088 --> 01:12:41,689
You gotta
pull him, Tito.

1002
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:47,829
I'm sorry,
Little Amigo. It's over.

1003
01:12:56,472 --> 01:12:57,271
Hey.

1004
01:12:57,273 --> 01:13:02,076
We got this far.
It's good enough.

1005
01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:06,814
No, it's not.

1006
01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:09,884
<i>With the green flag about to be waved,</i>

1007
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,253
<i>it looks like a mere</i>
<i>formality at this point.</i>

1008
01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:15,656
<i>Gagne, just five laps</i>
<i>away from victory.</i>

1009
01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:20,261
Wait a minute!
Turbo is still in this thing!

1010
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:21,729
Huh?

1011
01:13:31,807 --> 01:13:33,341
What?

1012
01:13:33,343 --> 01:13:35,843
Whoa!
What happened there?

1013
01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:40,948
Come on, come on!

1014
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,316
Whoa!

1015
01:13:47,689 --> 01:13:48,423
No!

1016
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:51,259
Theo!

1017
01:13:55,230 --> 01:13:57,098
No!

1018
01:13:58,367 --> 01:14:02,069
Not this time.
Come on!

1019
01:14:08,644 --> 01:14:11,012
Come on, Turbo.
Come on, Turbo.

1020
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:17,452
Come on,
just hold in there a little longer.

1021
01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:27,261
No!

1022
01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:37,405
No!

1023
01:14:39,509 --> 01:14:41,876
Farewell, little snail.

1024
01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:57,892
<i>Unbelievable!</i>
<i>Turbo takes the lead.</i>

1025
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:01,062
Snail-style, baby!

1026
01:15:01,064 --> 01:15:02,997
Bad idea. Bad idea.

1027
01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:08,169
And the white flag is in the air as
we enter the 200th and final lap.

1028
01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:11,706
<i>Turbo weaving between
lapped cars like a snail possessed.</i>

1029
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:16,544
<i>He is determined to</i>
<i>hold onto his lead.</i>

1030
01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:28,756
No!

1031
01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:32,927
I will not
lose to a snail!

1032
01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:36,097
Gagne is
in the marbles!

1033
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,567
Guy, what are you doing?

1034
01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,073
Oh!

1035
01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:56,584
Ah...

1036
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:02,290
Theo!

1037
01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:08,329
Turbo!

1038
01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:13,501
<i>The track is backed
up all the way down the front straight.</i>

1039
01:16:13,503 --> 01:16:17,672
<i>It's complete</i>
<i>gridlock down there.</i>

1040
01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,509
I can't see him.
I can't see him.

1041
01:16:21,511 --> 01:16:23,578
Guy, are you okay?

1042
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:30,017
Where am I?

1043
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,492
There he is.

1044
01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:39,293
Theo.

1045
01:16:39,295 --> 01:16:41,662
Let's finish this.

1046
01:16:59,648 --> 01:17:01,415
Oh, no.

1047
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:03,818
Oh...
Turbo.

1048
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:22,370
No, no, no. Theo, what are you doing?
Don't give up.

1049
01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:24,872
Oh!

1050
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:31,312
Oh!

1051
01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:36,784
Hey! Where are you going?

1052
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:37,518
No, no!

1053
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,254
Get back here! No, wait!

1054
01:17:42,225 --> 01:17:45,559
No! Little snail!

1055
01:17:45,561 --> 01:17:47,061
Theo!

1056
01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:49,063
Is that Chet?

1057
01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:58,973
Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearly just heard.

1058
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:02,376
Ugh!

1059
01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:04,445
Salt!

1060
01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:12,420
Crows?
Are you kidding me?

1061
01:18:12,821 --> 01:18:15,423
Long time no see, Chet!

1062
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:20,828
Hey!
Don't test me, crow.

1063
01:18:21,997 --> 01:18:23,364
White Shadow!

1064
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,968
Nice moves
back there, boo.

1065
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:35,776
Is this
really necessary?

1066
01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:38,646
No, man.
But it's fun.

1067
01:18:38,648 --> 01:18:40,314
Whoo!

1068
01:18:43,151 --> 01:18:44,685
Theo!

1069
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,154
Theo!

1070
01:18:55,664 --> 01:18:56,731
Chet?

1071
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:58,666
Finish this!

1072
01:18:59,701 --> 01:19:00,835
I can't.

1073
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,170
Oh, yes, you can.

1074
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:04,205
You're right, you know.

1075
01:19:04,207 --> 01:19:09,043
It is in you.
It's always been in you.

1076
01:19:09,045 --> 01:19:12,947
Now, I did not just face every fear known to snail-kind

1077
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:17,151
to come down here and watch you hide in your shell.

1078
01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:20,788
I'm sitting on a crow,
for crying out loud!

1079
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:24,558
Don't even
think about it.

1080
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:29,130
And my little brother
never gives up.

1081
01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:32,399
That's the best
thing about you.

1082
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:37,104
So, you get out there
and you win this...

1083
01:19:37,572 --> 01:19:39,306
Turbo.

1084
01:19:57,425 --> 01:19:59,460
He's still going.

1085
01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:11,105
Son of a gun.

1086
01:20:24,619 --> 01:20:26,587
Come on, come on!

1087
01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:47,708
Unbelievable!
The race is back on!

1088
01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,444
Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

1089
01:20:51,313 --> 01:20:53,047
Little Amigo!

1090
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:59,687
Hey, snail!
He's gradually gaining on you!

1091
01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,013
Come on! Come on!

1092
01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:40,561
Turbo! Tuck and roll!

1093
01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,687
And Turbo wins it
by a shell!

1094
01:22:06,689 --> 01:22:08,756
That's what
I'm talking about!

1095
01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:13,527
Chet! Chet!

1096
01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:14,862
Turbo!

1097
01:22:14,864 --> 01:22:15,729
Chet!

1098
01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:18,165
We won, right?
We just won?

1099
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,600
We won.

1100
01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:25,673
Hey, everybody!
My brother won the Indy 5,000!

1101
01:22:25,675 --> 01:22:29,910
Wow. That's so romantic.

1102
01:22:30,178 --> 01:22:33,247
<i>Hey, Angelo. We did it!</i>

1103
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:36,183
We did it. We did it!

1104
01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:39,787
Free tacos for everybody!

1105
01:22:39,789 --> 01:22:43,324
Snail power, baby!

1106
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,694
Um...

1107
01:22:46,696 --> 01:22:47,161
Mom.

1108
01:22:47,163 --> 01:22:50,631
Hey, Gagne!
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

1109
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,266
You big bad boy!
Security!

1110
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,435
I step on you!
Do you like that?

1111
01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,602
Sleeper hold!
All right.

1112
01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:59,173
Let go of me!
I'm just an old lady!

1113
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:02,943
Kim Ly Nail Salon!

1114
01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:11,218
That's our snail!

1115
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:17,491
It's like I always said,
Little Amigo, you are amazing!

1116
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:20,461
Okay, wait.

1117
01:23:20,463 --> 01:23:23,197
Just keep your eyes closed until I say so, okay?

1118
01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:25,699
Tito, this is stupid.

1119
01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:26,266
Ta-da!

1120
01:23:26,268 --> 01:23:30,571
<i>Hello, Angelo.</i>
<i>Let's get cooking.</i>

1121
01:23:30,573 --> 01:23:32,139
Boom!

1122
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:34,608
The stove talks, bro.

1123
01:23:34,610 --> 01:23:37,945
Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm. No, honey,
soonest available three months from now, 6:00 AM.

1124
01:23:37,947 --> 01:23:41,982
Brenda, that daisy really
brings out your foot!

1125
01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:47,721
Hey, I'm not paying you guys
to sit around and look pretty.

1126
01:23:47,889 --> 01:23:49,523
Now, that's more like it.

1127
01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,091
Check it out.

1128
01:23:51,093 --> 01:23:51,825
Whoa.
This guy is good.

1129
01:23:51,827 --> 01:23:55,095
And last,
but not least, Sanitation. Mmm.

1130
01:23:55,097 --> 01:23:56,830
Nice choice, young man.

1131
01:23:56,832 --> 01:24:01,068
Come on, boys.
It's time to take out the trash.

1132
01:24:04,506 --> 01:24:06,840
Whoo-hoo!
Take a look at this place.

1133
01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:12,379
Like I said,
your skills have truly paid the bills.

1134
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,782
Yeah, bills.

1135
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:26,360
What you saying, bro?

1136
01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:37,337
All racers to
the starting line.

1137
01:24:37,339 --> 01:24:37,805
Hey, T.

1138
01:24:37,807 --> 01:24:40,841
You gonna be okay without
those fancy magic superpowers?

1139
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:45,212
Sure. It never stopped
any of you. Whoo!

1140
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:51,618
Yeah!

1141
01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:55,856
<i>Que pasa,</i> my friend?

1142
01:24:58,893 --> 01:25:01,061
You see that?
All these people?

1143
01:25:01,063 --> 01:25:05,666
You did that, Little Amigo.
You put this place on the map.

1144
01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:09,770
You really are
my little shooting star.

1145
01:25:10,071 --> 01:25:12,840
Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you something.

1146
01:25:12,842 --> 01:25:14,441
Pam!

1147
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,643
Ha-ha! You won't be
missing this.

1148
01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:19,847
What? You're all better.

1149
01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:24,985
Ooh!
Oh, that's nice.

1150
01:25:25,855 --> 01:25:30,757
Okay, listen up.
Let's have a nice, safe race out there today.

1151
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,726
Don't want any accidents.

1152
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:33,927
That being said,

1153
01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:36,763
blow them off
the track, bro.

1154
01:25:37,432 --> 01:25:41,602
Mmm, I love a man
in uniform. For real!

1155
01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:46,206
Simmer down, boo.
I'm on duty, here.

1156
01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:46,907
On your mark.

1157
01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:50,377
All right, so, you got
a new shell. Mmm.

1158
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:54,114
But can yours do this?
Hit it, Burn!

1159
01:26:10,798 --> 01:26:13,333
Get set.

1160
01:26:21,142 --> 01:26:23,810
Go.

1161
01:26:30,085 --> 01:26:32,619
- Come on! Let's do it!
- Yeah!

1162
01:26:36,724 --> 01:26:38,225
Hello!

1163
01:26:47,402 --> 01:26:48,835
Yes, sir.

1164
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,225
What'd I say?
What'd I say?

1165
01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:25,239
Oh, yeah!

1166
01:27:37,352 --> 01:27:38,919
White Shadow!

1167
01:28:20,395 --> 01:28:23,430
I can tuck.
I can tuck.

1168
01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:25,432
Okay, baby,
here we go.

1169
01:28:25,434 --> 01:28:27,934
Come on.

1170
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:33,840
I did it!
I tucked! I tucked!

1171
01:28:36,412 --> 01:28:38,545
I can't get out.

1172
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:50,524
<i>♪ That snail is fast! Whoa!</i>

1173
01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:52,292
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1174
01:28:52,294 --> 01:28:53,593
<i>♪ What?</i>

1175
01:28:53,595 --> 01:28:56,096
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1176
01:28:58,466 --> 01:28:59,766
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>

1177
01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:01,768
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1178
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:03,470
<i>♪ Whoa!</i>

1179
01:29:04,672 --> 01:29:06,006
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>

1180
01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:08,108
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1181
01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:09,142
<i>♪ Whoa!</i>

1182
01:29:09,144 --> 01:29:10,143
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1183
01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:11,545
<i>♪ Think that</i>
<i>snail's really fast</i>

1184
01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:13,580
<i>♪ When they race,</i>
<i>he won't crash</i>

1185
01:29:13,582 --> 01:29:14,614
<i>♪ On your mark</i>
<i>Ready, set, go!</i>

1186
01:29:14,616 --> 01:29:16,983
<i>♪ Watch that snail</i>
<i>doing that dash</i>

1187
01:29:16,985 --> 01:29:18,185
<i>♪ Want to be number one</i>

1188
01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:19,753
<i>♪ He definitely races fast</i>

1189
01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:20,854
<i>♪ Got that pedal</i>
<i>to the metal</i>

1190
01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:22,289
<i>♪ Vroom, vroom!</i>
<i>Flooring that gas</i>

1191
01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:25,759
<i>♪ Got a need for speed</i>
<i>That's all the people see</i>

1192
01:29:25,761 --> 01:29:27,361
<i>♪ You watch him move so fast</i>

1193
01:29:27,363 --> 01:29:28,462
<i>♪ Man, it's hard to believe</i>

1194
01:29:28,464 --> 01:29:30,831
<i>♪ But guess who did it</i>
<i>Yeah, he did it</i>

1195
01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:31,565
<i>♪ He would never quit it</i>

1196
01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:35,102
<i>♪ To all his friends and fans,</i>
<i>look at him crossing the finish</i>

1197
01:29:35,104 --> 01:29:37,070
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>You see this snail moving fast</i>

1198
01:29:37,072 --> 01:29:38,405
<i>♪ You slow,</i>
<i>you gonna get passed</i>

1199
01:29:38,407 --> 01:29:41,108
<i>♪ You see him</i>
<i>gaining position for first</i>

1200
01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:42,175
<i>♪ He won't be last</i>

1201
01:29:42,177 --> 01:29:43,110
<i>♪ He's ready to make a dash</i>

1202
01:29:43,112 --> 01:29:44,578
<i>♪ Snail quicker than</i>
<i>a lighting flash</i>

1203
01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:47,247
<i>♪ His engine's roaring He's</i>
<i>flooring He won't run out of gas</i>

1204
01:29:47,249 --> 01:29:49,916
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1205
01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:50,884
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1206
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,487
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1207
01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:56,022
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1208
01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:56,990
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1209
01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:59,426
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1210
01:29:59,428 --> 01:30:03,263
<i>♪ Don't think this snail can race</i>
<i>or even be a winner either?</i>

1211
01:30:03,265 --> 01:30:04,364
<i>♪ When he get behind the wheel</i>

1212
01:30:04,366 --> 01:30:05,866
<i>♪ In the race,</i>
<i>he'll be the leader</i>

1213
01:30:05,868 --> 01:30:09,669
<i>♪ He'll be numero uno</i>
<i>Call him Turbo, Mr. Snail</i>

1214
01:30:09,671 --> 01:30:11,104
<i>♪ On the race track</i>

1215
01:30:11,106 --> 01:30:12,205
<i>♪ Hit the gas</i>
<i>and never fail</i>

1216
01:30:12,207 --> 01:30:14,241
<i>♪ Love the speed,</i>
<i>going fast</i>

1217
01:30:14,243 --> 01:30:17,077
<i>♪ Headed right past you</i>
<i>Winner of the race</i>

1218
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:19,079
<i>♪ Turbo snail</i>
<i>Yup, that's who</i>

1219
01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,647
<i>♪ So buckle up</i>
<i>Do your thing</i>

1220
01:30:20,649 --> 01:30:24,217
<i>♪ No one on the track</i>
<i>ever raced past him to win</i>

1221
01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:25,218
<i>♪ Look at him</i>
<i>Turbo!</i>

1222
01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:26,820
<i>♪ You see the snail</i>
<i>moving fast</i>

1223
01:30:26,822 --> 01:30:28,054
<i>♪ You slow,</i>
<i>you're gonna get passed</i>

1224
01:30:28,056 --> 01:30:30,590
<i>♪ You see him</i>
<i>gaining position for first</i>

1225
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:31,758
<i>♪ He won't be last</i>

1226
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:32,726
<i>♪ He's ready to make a dash</i>

1227
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:34,161
<i>♪ Snail quicker than</i>
<i>a lighting flash</i>

1228
01:30:34,163 --> 01:30:36,863
<i>♪ His engine's roaring He's</i>
<i>flooring He won't run out of gas</i>

1229
01:30:36,865 --> 01:30:39,599
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1230
01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:40,567
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1231
01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:43,069
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1232
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,672
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1233
01:30:45,674 --> 01:30:47,040
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1234
01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:50,510
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1235
01:30:50,512 --> 01:30:53,980
<i>♪ Whoa!</i>
<i>That snail is fast!</i>

1236
01:30:57,618 --> 01:31:00,287
<i>♪ That snail is fast!</i>

1237
01:31:02,023 --> 01:31:06,359
<i>♪ Whoa!</i>
<i>That snail is fast!</i>

1238
01:31:11,599 --> 01:31:12,999
<i>♪ You see the snail</i>
<i>moving fast</i>

1239
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,434
<i>♪ You slow,</i>
<i>you gonna get past</i>

1240
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:17,137
<i>♪ You see him</i>
<i>gaining position for first</i>

1241
01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,238
<i>♪ He won't be last</i>

1242
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,139
<i>♪ He's ready to make a dash</i>

1243
01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:20,607
<i>♪ Snail quicker than</i>
<i>a lightning flash</i>

1244
01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:23,343
<i>♪ His engine's roaring He's</i>
<i>flooring He won't run out of gas</i>

1245
01:31:23,345 --> 01:31:25,946
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1246
01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:27,047
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1247
01:31:27,049 --> 01:31:29,483
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1248
01:31:29,485 --> 01:31:32,252
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1249
01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,153
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1250
01:31:33,155 --> 01:31:35,755
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1251
01:31:35,757 --> 01:31:38,425
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1252
01:31:38,427 --> 01:31:39,559
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1253
01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:41,895
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1254
01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:44,664
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>
<i>The snail is fast</i>

1255
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:45,465
<i>♪ The snail is fast</i>

1256
01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:48,668
<i>♪ The snail is fast,</i>
<i>fast, fast, fast, fast</i>

1257
01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,770
<i>♪ Turbo!</i>