1
00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,963
They called him Machete.
2
00:00:38,964 --> 00:00:40,929
$70 a day for yard work.
3
00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:43,669
100 for roofing.
4
00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:45,778
Get in.
5
00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,361
125 for septic.
6
00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:50,026
Sewage.
7
00:00:50,254 --> 00:00:52,019
Have you ever killed anyone before?
8
00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:56,131
As you may know,
illegal aliens such as yourself
9
00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,967
are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.
10
00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,533
for the good of both our people.
11
00:01:01,611 --> 00:01:04,351
Our new senator must die.
12
00:01:04,352 --> 00:01:07,263
And for that I will pay you $150,000...
13
00:01:08,592 --> 00:01:09,855
cash.
14
00:01:09,856 --> 00:01:13,092
He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.
15
00:01:14,135 --> 00:01:15,798
I cost the most...
16
00:01:16,674 --> 00:01:18,404
'cause I'm the best there is.
17
00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:26,459
Aah!
18
00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:29,131
Set up, double-crossed,
19
00:01:29,199 --> 00:01:31,534
and left for dead.
20
00:01:31,678 --> 00:01:34,040
I took a vow of peace.
21
00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:37,400
And now you want me
to help you kill all these men?
22
00:01:38,415 --> 00:01:40,009
Yes, bro.
23
00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,700
I mean, Padre.
24
00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,900
I'll see what I can do.
25
00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,379
He knows the score.
26
00:01:55,384 --> 00:01:56,944
Where are my wife and daughter?!
27
00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,789
He gets the women.
28
00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:01,182
He's back
29
00:02:01,716 --> 00:02:03,151
Machete
30
00:02:03,835 --> 00:02:05,862
And he kills the bad guys.
31
00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:08,237
No!
32
00:02:08,238 --> 00:02:09,694
Oh, shit.
33
00:02:10,114 --> 00:02:12,482
You mean that a Mexican day laborer
34
00:02:12,553 --> 00:02:15,144
is a goddamn Federale?!
35
00:02:15,525 --> 00:02:17,791
But they soon realized...
36
00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,435
He's coming after us.
37
00:02:20,636 --> 00:02:23,972
... they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
38
00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,077
- Uhh!
- Action.
39
00:02:30,419 --> 00:02:32,233
Suspense.
40
00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:34,283
Aaaah!
41
00:02:34,664 --> 00:02:36,074
Emotion.
42
00:02:36,077 --> 00:02:37,863
Please, Father, have mercy.
43
00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:40,341
God has mercy. I don't.
44
00:02:41,511 --> 00:02:46,214
If you're gonna
hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
45
00:02:46,286 --> 00:02:51,855
you better make damn sure
the bad guy isn't you.
46
00:02:55,772 --> 00:02:57,365
Machete
47
00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,471
Rated "X".
48
00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:06,256
Brought to you from your friends
at The Weinstein Company.
49
00:03:07,852 --> 00:03:10,288
( kitten meows )
50
00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:12,793
##
51
00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,262
Real pretty tonight, Holly.
52
00:06:45,603 --> 00:06:46,624
God damn it, girls.
53
00:06:46,901 --> 00:06:49,303
If you're gonna do that shit,
do it onstage!
54
00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:53,335
Smokin' hot. Whew!
55
00:06:57,054 --> 00:07:00,220
Cherry, darlin',
I told you too many fuckin' times--
56
00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,230
you can't be up there cryin'
and all that shit.
57
00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,029
You know what a go-go dance is?
58
00:07:04,937 --> 00:07:06,702
Useless talent number 12?
59
00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,767
No, it's a happy dance.
60
00:07:09,171 --> 00:07:10,910
You get up there
and you dance happy.
61
00:07:11,238 --> 00:07:13,356
It's go-go, not cry-cry.
62
00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:14,928
I'm quitting.
63
00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:16,956
You say that
at least one night a week.
64
00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:19,497
I mean it this time.
65
00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:23,626
I need a dramatic change in my life.
66
00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:25,406
I've always said you're funny.
67
00:07:25,408 --> 00:07:27,064
But if you don't stop
all that cryin' and shit,
68
00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:28,418
I'm gonna have to fire
your fuckin' ass,
69
00:07:28,419 --> 00:07:30,634
and I don't want to fire your ass
'cause I like lookin' at your ass.
70
00:07:30,654 --> 00:07:32,367
"Any girl leaving early"
71
00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:33,709
"must check out with their finger"
72
00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:36,355
"and have a bye-bye slip."
73
00:07:38,429 --> 00:07:41,174
Here's my finger.
74
00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:44,832
And here's my bye-bye slip.
75
00:07:46,405 --> 00:07:47,701
MAN: We're gonna need some cash.
76
00:08:02,777 --> 00:08:05,472
(Growl)
77
00:08:10,744 --> 00:08:12,588
Dick. Fuck!
78
00:08:13,012 --> 00:08:13,690
Aah!
79
00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:14,657
Oh!
80
00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:24,672
Ass bag!
81
00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:26,191
( horn honks )
82
00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:30,670
Aah!
83
00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,468
( grunting )
84
00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:47,217
All right, boys. Come on.
85
00:08:54,582 --> 00:08:56,365
All right, all right. Come on.
86
00:08:57,431 --> 00:08:59,800
You guys know the drill, huh?
87
00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:03,467
Wait here, Lieutenant.
88
00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,767
I'll handle this.
89
00:09:09,913 --> 00:09:11,499
Hey, Abby.
90
00:09:13,864 --> 00:09:16,426
I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romey.
91
00:09:18,163 --> 00:09:19,622
Would you like to tell me
what happened?
92
00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,514
Well, they--they escaped.
93
00:09:22,576 --> 00:09:22,825
Uh...
94
00:09:23,717 --> 00:09:26,153
All three?
95
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:27,707
Yeah, l--
96
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,043
I don't know, uh--
97
00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,959
I don't know how they did it.
Just, they got out--
98
00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:33,730
I'm sorry, Romey,
but I just don't trust you anymore.
99
00:09:34,672 --> 00:09:36,665
And you know the rules.
100
00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:37,490
Hold on.
101
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,480
I'm out.
I swear, Abby, I'm--I'm--
102
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,169
You're not gonna
see me anymore, okay?
103
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:43,034
ABBY: Not so fast.
104
00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:52,135
I also want your balls.
105
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,662
I'm really quite attached to them.
106
00:10:02,289 --> 00:10:03,613
ABBY: Oh, sweetheart.
107
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:06,376
I was really attached to my specimens.
108
00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:10,063
Now they're out there in the night
doing God knows what.
109
00:10:10,064 --> 00:10:13,071
I can't do it, Abby. Please.
Please, Abby.
110
00:10:15,821 --> 00:10:18,018
Hey. Hey! What are you guys--
111
00:10:18,092 --> 00:10:19,652
Let me go, you motherfuckers!
112
00:10:19,729 --> 00:10:22,165
Son of a bitch!
Abby! Listen!
113
00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:23,453
You don't need Abby!
114
00:10:23,570 --> 00:10:24,218
There's more!
115
00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:26,404
There's more!
I can get you all you want! Abby!
116
00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:28,479
Fuck!. Motherfucking pussies!
117
00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,448
Let me go, you son of a bitch!
I can get you more!
118
00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,249
No! No! No! Aah!
119
00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:34,417
Aaaaah!
120
00:10:35,329 --> 00:10:36,875
( blade slices )
121
00:10:37,884 --> 00:10:38,885
( squish )
122
00:10:43,611 --> 00:10:44,547
Pick this up, please.
123
00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,561
( electronic screeching )
124
00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:52,370
( beeping )
125
00:11:03,432 --> 00:11:05,655
( screeching stops )
126
00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,701
Where's the shit?
127
00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:24,766
The shit's right there.
128
00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:26,886
The deal is still good.
129
00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:30,933
No, it's not.
130
00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,901
You held out on me.
131
00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:38,351
Now I want all of it.
132
00:11:50,372 --> 00:11:51,097
( tires screech )
133
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,449
Uhh!
134
00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:56,747
( screams )
135
00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:00,408
( grunting )
136
00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:05,201
Looks like I got you
by the balls, Abby.
137
00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:07,004
You certainly have.
138
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:07,689
MULDOON: So...
139
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:12,450
I'll ask you one more time.
140
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,869
Where's...
141
00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:17,209
the...
142
00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:19,249
shit?
143
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,183
Everywhere.
144
00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:29,158
( all screaming )
145
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,691
Oh, balls.
146
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:19,947
( tires screeching )
147
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:50,413
Get that thing away from my pumps!
148
00:13:50,738 --> 00:13:51,892
It's just overheating.
149
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,656
I need to get to town.
150
00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,392
It's just a stripped radiator cap.
151
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,409
Water leaks when it heats up.
152
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:09,039
No pressure.
153
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:14,154
You okay?
154
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:17,134
I'm just cherry.
155
00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:19,366
Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.
156
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,920
Here, take this with you.
157
00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:25,281
That's your good spring water.
158
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,985
Ain't nothin' good about it.
I bottled it myself.
159
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,792
I get it right there out of the dam.
160
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,101
Thanks...
161
00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:34,638
J. T.
162
00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:37,239
We're serving inside tonight.
163
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,303
The best barbecue in Texas
around the clock.
164
00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:40,182
I gotta go.
165
00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:42,813
Savin' lives, are you?
166
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:46,158
Now, how did you know that?
167
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:48,767
( starts engine )
168
00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:55,716
Now, that's a rump roast.
169
00:14:57,957 --> 00:14:58,464
Mmm.
170
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,831
I couldn't get off work this week.
171
00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,199
But you only have to stay till 10:00.
172
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:11,107
(Whispering) A friend of mine will be here
before 10:00 to pick up Tony.
173
00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:13,619
TONY: I'm going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge.
174
00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,953
What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.
175
00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:17,824
- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.
176
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,559
There's a packed suitcase
under his bed.
177
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:28,244
Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.
178
00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:34,396
I'll leave him watching TV.
179
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,236
But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes.
180
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,081
Thank you.
181
00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:44,904
Hey, what happened to your tooth?
182
00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,230
Fell out.
183
00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:47,846
Wow.
184
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,641
Think you can say a prayer
for your old man?
185
00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:54,507
No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
186
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:58,041
No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
Amen.
187
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,654
Amen.
188
00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:03,777
Who was that you were talking to?
189
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:05,225
Babysitter.
190
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:07,675
She's on her way.
191
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:15,452
- You believe her?
- No.
192
00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:17,618
Me, neither.
193
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,066
- Hey.
- Hey.
194
00:16:47,805 --> 00:16:49,798
- How's it goin', J. T. ?
- All right.
195
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:53,180
- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah, all night.
196
00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:55,272
( dog whines )
197
00:16:55,368 --> 00:16:56,192
Free of charge.
198
00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,660
Tonight...
199
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,544
is a special night.
200
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:02,603
What's so special about tonight?
201
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,690
Been open 25 years.
202
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:07,121
You're the second person
to show up tonight.
203
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,339
Who's the first?
204
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:10,976
Right there.
205
00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:18,836
Must be passin' through.
206
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,774
Seems only strangers eat here.
207
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,199
I still eat here, J. T.
208
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,339
Oh, yeah, you sure do.
209
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,240
By the way, don't choke
on all that food you're eatin'.
210
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,850
Hello, Palomita.
211
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,254
I don't go by that name anymore.
212
00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:47,135
So, uh...
213
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,665
you ever become that--
that fancy doctor?
214
00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:54,063
Never did.
215
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,769
I thought for sure you would.
216
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:01,411
Talked about it enough.
217
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,181
That's the problem with goals--
218
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,245
they become the thing you talk about
instead of the thing you do.
219
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,416
That's my jacket.
220
00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:11,895
I looked for it for two weeks.
221
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,560
Yeah? How long did you
look for me, Wray?
222
00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:15,401
Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me.
You didn't.
223
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:18,078
So, um...
224
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,482
what are you doing now?
225
00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:24,785
I'm going to be a standup comedian.
226
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:28,632
Really?
227
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,435
You're not funny.
228
00:18:34,653 --> 00:18:37,339
That's what I've been trying
to tell everybody,
229
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,324
but they all say I'm hysterical.
230
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:41,311
But you're not.
231
00:18:42,177 --> 00:18:45,685
There's a difference
between being frank
232
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,770
and being dick.
233
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,750
Yeah, well...
234
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,429
it was really good seeing you again.
235
00:18:53,744 --> 00:18:54,756
Oh. Um...
236
00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:57,347
what name do you go by now...
237
00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,111
in case I want to catch
one of your shows?
238
00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:01,006
Cherry.
239
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,688
Cherry Darling.
240
00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:06,264
Sounds like a stripper.
241
00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,903
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
242
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,112
There's a difference.
243
00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:11,495
Right.
244
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:14,000
Well...
245
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,333
you'll always be Palomita to me.
246
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,720
I need a ride.
247
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:26,294
( dog whines )
248
00:19:27,671 --> 00:19:28,800
What do you say, El Wray?
249
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,943
I'll give you a ride.
250
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:38,504
Good-bye, Bill.
251
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:41,440
- Don't you mean "see you later"?
- Of course.
252
00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:45,833
Hey. What's up, Doc?
253
00:19:47,194 --> 00:19:49,230
The little lady's lookin'
pretty good there, I gotta say.
254
00:19:49,581 --> 00:19:51,745
Looks like she could suck
the bend out of a river.
255
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,060
I'm kiddin'. Heh.
256
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:57,016
- Take a look at that shit.
- BILL: What happened to your arm?
257
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,149
Well, uh... I got bit.
258
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,529
Bit? Bit by what?
259
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,807
Well, if I told you,
you probably wouldn't believe me.
260
00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:06,906
I need some Bactine or something?
261
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,117
Whew.
262
00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:11,799
Can't you just... sew it up?
263
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:14,130
Well, normally I would.
264
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,402
I'd even be doing something
to stop the bleeding.
265
00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:19,587
The only problem is
this one doesn't bleed.
266
00:20:19,737 --> 00:20:21,352
DR FELIX:
Oh, shit. Check this out.
267
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,513
When this was still a military hospital,
268
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,550
this one guy came back
from lraq with this.
269
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:26,727
Whew!
270
00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,518
Chronic herpetic lesions.
271
00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:31,828
When he urinated, it came out
through all these little holes here,
272
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,705
kind of like a fountain.
273
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:34,189
Oh, Jesus.
274
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:35,861
Well, how'd you treat it?
275
00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,865
Fuck that. I was never in lraq.
276
00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:42,250
Good for you. The shit they spread
around there you wouldn't believe.
277
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:44,427
I swear to God.
I've got these lraqi eyeballs
278
00:20:44,496 --> 00:20:46,466
a friend of mine brought back
to do some studies on.
279
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:48,663
Incredible. They were
completely milked over.
280
00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,263
Mustard gas--
it does that to your eyes.
281
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,705
Actually, I still have those in my fridge.
282
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,399
Bot fly, do you think?
283
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,904
DR FELIX:
Chronic viral ulcerative lesion.
284
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,784
That looks like gout.
285
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:03,889
He's running a temperature of 105.
286
00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:05,631
- Is that bad?
- It's high.
287
00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:06,506
Bad will be 108.
288
00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:09,171
You could have a seizure,
go psychotic.
289
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,981
And--and probably die.
290
00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:14,723
Say "ahh. "
291
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,460
- Ahh.
- Oh! Jesus!
292
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,361
Oh, nice.
293
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,233
Black abscessed tongue.
294
00:21:20,819 --> 00:21:23,362
All abscesses
should be drained, period.
295
00:21:28,027 --> 00:21:29,028
( squishing )
296
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,413
(muffled) What are you doing?
297
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,392
Shut up, Joe.
298
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:47,335
Baby... get the needles.
299
00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:50,529
Be right there.
300
00:21:51,998 --> 00:21:53,790
BILL: ( over speaker )
Right now.
301
00:21:53,969 --> 00:21:54,970
Asshole.
302
00:22:03,561 --> 00:22:04,361
It's spreading.
303
00:22:05,832 --> 00:22:06,633
Holy shit.
304
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:09,197
- When did you say you got this bite?
- Just now.
305
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:11,183
We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
306
00:22:11,184 --> 00:22:13,250
Lose the arm?
What do you mean, lose the arm? My arm?
307
00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,028
It's spreading all the way
up to your shoulder.
308
00:22:15,028 --> 00:22:17,815
Now, if we don't sever that arm now,
it's gonna take over your chest,
309
00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:19,817
and we can't very well
cut that off, can we?
310
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:21,399
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?
311
00:22:22,221 --> 00:22:22,958
Hi, Joe.
312
00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:27,342
I'm going to give you
a very strong anesthetic,
313
00:22:27,885 --> 00:22:29,987
so you won't feel anything
during the procedure.
314
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,254
These...
315
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,350
( whispers )
... are my friends.
316
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,518
My yellow friend...
317
00:22:36,391 --> 00:22:38,894
- ... is just to take the sting off.
- Aah!
318
00:22:40,112 --> 00:22:42,378
My blue friend...
319
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,151
you'll barely feel.
320
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:47,705
That means my yellow friend
is already taking effect.
321
00:22:47,928 --> 00:22:49,386
See how fast my friends work?
322
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:54,105
( distorted voice)
And after my red-headed friend...
323
00:22:55,075 --> 00:22:57,170
( whispers)
... you'll never see me again.
324
00:22:57,346 --> 00:22:58,347
( echoing )
... see me again, see me again.
325
00:23:04,696 --> 00:23:06,563
They all react differently.
326
00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:10,614
( engine won't start )
327
00:23:11,943 --> 00:23:12,744
Now what?
328
00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:15,038
RADIO DJ:
Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia--
329
00:23:15,116 --> 00:23:16,710
in loving memoy
330
00:23:29,478 --> 00:23:31,175
It's not the radiator.
331
00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:33,819
Damn it.
332
00:23:35,719 --> 00:23:36,622
( sigh )
333
00:23:45,849 --> 00:23:46,850
( gasps )
334
00:23:46,985 --> 00:23:48,987
( distant groaning )
335
00:23:53,794 --> 00:23:54,595
All right.
336
00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:55,797
Fuckin' thing.
337
00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:58,397
Cheap--whoa.
338
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,207
Damn light.
339
00:24:02,377 --> 00:24:03,178
Ohh.
340
00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:04,189
( car approaching )
341
00:24:12,832 --> 00:24:14,665
Hey. Hey!
342
00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:16,569
Hey! Bastard!
343
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,641
Bastard!
344
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:22,106
( breathing heavily )
345
00:24:24,049 --> 00:24:25,050
( muttering )
346
00:24:27,394 --> 00:24:28,920
Oh, thank God.
347
00:24:29,197 --> 00:24:29,998
Oh.
348
00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:32,002
Oh. Hey!
349
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:33,739
- ( horn honks )
- Hey! Hey!
350
00:24:34,114 --> 00:24:34,828
( tires screech )
351
00:24:35,009 --> 00:24:37,111
MAN: Get outta
the fuckin' road, bitch!
352
00:24:41,031 --> 00:24:42,032
( groaning )
353
00:24:49,037 --> 00:24:51,439
Ohh! Stop!
354
00:24:51,609 --> 00:24:52,610
Stop!
355
00:24:52,712 --> 00:24:54,714
Please! Stop!
356
00:24:55,123 --> 00:24:57,125
( snarling )
357
00:24:57,253 --> 00:24:59,872
WOMAN: No! No!
358
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,022
( chomping and snarling )
359
00:25:15,489 --> 00:25:17,288
What the hell was that?
360
00:25:19,565 --> 00:25:21,592
People picking up road kill.
361
00:25:21,669 --> 00:25:23,228
What, like an armadillo?
362
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:24,975
Deer.
363
00:25:26,278 --> 00:25:28,077
You get a lot of them around here.
364
00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:31,251
You know, I read a statistic that said...
365
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:35,827
that the eating of venison has risen
30% in the last few years.
366
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,132
60% of that's from road kill.
367
00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:42,143
People eat road kill?
368
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:44,180
If you're driving out here
at 70 miles an hour
369
00:25:44,247 --> 00:25:45,978
and a deer darts out
in front of you,
370
00:25:46,151 --> 00:25:49,059
if you blink or brake or swerve--
371
00:25:49,357 --> 00:25:51,088
shit, you'll just kill yourself.
372
00:25:51,161 --> 00:25:51,962
So, what do you do?
373
00:25:52,632 --> 00:25:54,007
Just pick 'em off...
374
00:25:54,502 --> 00:25:55,302
just like this.
375
00:25:55,838 --> 00:25:57,039
Send it flying away from you.
376
00:25:57,908 --> 00:25:58,709
Unacceptable.
377
00:25:59,754 --> 00:26:00,755
Oh, fuck!
378
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,460
CHERRY: Aah! Aah!
379
00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:18,624
Cherry?
380
00:26:20,394 --> 00:26:24,198
I thought you said if you saw a deer,
you shouldn't fucking swerve!
381
00:26:24,269 --> 00:26:25,070
It wasn't a deer.
382
00:26:25,689 --> 00:26:26,690
( screaming )
383
00:26:27,576 --> 00:26:30,107
Cherry! Cherry! No!
384
00:26:47,159 --> 00:26:49,161
( snarling )
385
00:26:49,252 --> 00:26:50,053
CHERRY: Aah!
386
00:26:58,605 --> 00:26:59,606
( snarling )
387
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,047
Palomita.
388
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,451
- Don't let her die on me, Block.
- What do we got?
389
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,524
Car accident. Heavy contusions
about the torso,
390
00:27:12,739 --> 00:27:14,462
possible spinal trauma...
391
00:27:15,606 --> 00:27:16,807
one severed limb.
392
00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:19,973
Where's the leg?
393
00:27:20,047 --> 00:27:21,880
Three sickos attacked her.
394
00:27:21,951 --> 00:27:23,750
I shot at them.
395
00:27:25,257 --> 00:27:26,414
I never miss.
396
00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:32,663
They took the leg with them.
397
00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:46,892
You'll have to come with us, Wray.
We need to talk about this, you know?
398
00:27:46,968 --> 00:27:47,769
He has to sign her in.
399
00:27:48,404 --> 00:27:49,205
Do what, now?.
400
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,542
Well, he's with her.
He's responsible for her.
401
00:27:51,611 --> 00:27:54,583
He can fill this out after we talk.
Let's go.
402
00:27:56,872 --> 00:27:58,512
What are you doing
with a rifle, Wray?
403
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:00,445
Nothing.
404
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:03,612
Just thinking about maybe doing
some hunting when the season breaks.
405
00:28:04,186 --> 00:28:04,987
Come on, Wray.
406
00:28:05,355 --> 00:28:07,883
You know you're not supposed
to be doing that stuff anymore.
407
00:28:08,267 --> 00:28:10,504
And here I stick my neck out for you.
408
00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:13,508
Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck
with a missing leg?
409
00:28:14,763 --> 00:28:16,478
A missing leg that's now missing?
410
00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:18,649
And here you're saying
in front of everybody
411
00:28:18,725 --> 00:28:20,558
that someone up and snatched it?
412
00:28:21,029 --> 00:28:22,202
And that you shot at 'em with a gun
413
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,594
that you never should've had
in the first place?
414
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:25,470
And that now they're gone?
415
00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:28,577
Sheriff, can we finish
this conversation somewhere else?
416
00:28:28,652 --> 00:28:29,517
My thought exactly.
417
00:28:30,403 --> 00:28:31,204
Doctor Block!
418
00:28:31,773 --> 00:28:33,775
Three fresh ones rollin' in!
419
00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:35,079
Christ, you're kidding.
420
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,713
PARAMEDIC: Automobile accident
off of Highway 18.
421
00:28:37,786 --> 00:28:38,587
DOAs?
422
00:28:39,255 --> 00:28:40,056
Have Andy pick 'em up.
423
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,269
That's unsanitary, Doc.
424
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,940
Helps me monitor
my state of calmness.
425
00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:49,481
Yeah, don't get all worked up
enough to crack it.
426
00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:50,551
Fuck.
427
00:28:50,552 --> 00:28:52,580
You might cut yourself pretty good.
428
00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,851
Then I'd know I was not calm.
429
00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:03,340
Yeah, what do you say now, Doc?
430
00:29:03,813 --> 00:29:05,806
Somebody call my wife.
431
00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:07,176
( telephone rings )
432
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,111
Sheriff Hague.
433
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,478
It's J.T., Sheriff.
434
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,612
J.T., how's the barbecue business?
435
00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:15,961
Ever since that bastard landlord
raised the rent, it's gone to shit.
436
00:29:15,996 --> 00:29:17,497
Well, I'm real sorry
to hear about that.
437
00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,092
I wish there was something
I could do.
438
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,101
DC-2?
439
00:29:20,138 --> 00:29:22,115
Right now I ain't callin' my brother.
I'm callin' the sheriff.
440
00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:23,748
I'm listening. What's the trouble?
441
00:29:23,748 --> 00:29:25,267
Well, what about
countering with atropine?
442
00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:26,820
J.T.: Well. there ain't no trouble.
Not yet. anyway.
443
00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:29,517
I got two delinquents been hangin'
around here for over an hour.
444
00:29:29,591 --> 00:29:31,525
They won't purchase
and they won't leave.
445
00:29:33,431 --> 00:29:35,162
Oh, never mind. Here they come.
446
00:29:35,335 --> 00:29:38,529
You cook that meat
at 250 degrees, don't you?
447
00:29:38,714 --> 00:29:41,064
I don't remember.
I set the heat with my hand.
448
00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:44,150
You give me that recipe, or I'll raise
your rent higher than a Georgia pine.
449
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:47,060
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna
give you his barbecue recipe.
450
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:48,738
That's a fact.
He'll take it to his grave.
451
00:29:48,742 --> 00:29:50,698
I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig.
I ain't gonna tell you.
452
00:29:50,744 --> 00:29:52,646
WRAY: Okay. Gotcha, gotcha.
453
00:29:52,646 --> 00:29:54,047
J.T.: I could be dyin' in your arms.
I ain't gonna tell you!
454
00:29:54,207 --> 00:29:55,938
- Heh heh heh.
- We'll see about that.
455
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:01,319
You gonna look.
456
00:30:03,124 --> 00:30:03,925
or you gonna eat?
457
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:13,745
You called for me?
458
00:30:14,447 --> 00:30:16,280
I need for you to see this.
459
00:30:18,856 --> 00:30:20,381
PARAMEDIC: Looks like a no-brainer.
460
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:21,259
BILL: What does that mean?
461
00:30:21,929 --> 00:30:23,523
SECOND PARAMEDIC: No brain.
462
00:30:23,599 --> 00:30:26,107
Scoopped clean out of her skull.
463
00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:28,101
DR FELIX: Oh, oh, oh!
I know what this is.
464
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,702
Don't tell me.
Uh... liquefactive necrosis.
465
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:32,716
PARAMEDIC: You think?
466
00:30:33,184 --> 00:30:33,985
DR FELIX: Oh, sure, yeah.
467
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:36,014
Thank you. That'll be all.
468
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,341
Oh...
469
00:30:50,018 --> 00:30:52,181
Did you know she was back in town?
470
00:30:54,126 --> 00:30:54,927
No.
471
00:30:56,598 --> 00:30:57,398
I didn't.
472
00:31:03,311 --> 00:31:05,042
What happened to her?
473
00:31:06,484 --> 00:31:08,113
I don't know, baby.
474
00:31:13,464 --> 00:31:15,526
I thought you stopped
seeing each other.
475
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:19,209
We have.
476
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:23,585
Well, yes, you have now--
she's fucking dead.
477
00:31:24,721 --> 00:31:26,157
I mean, we--
we stopped before.
478
00:31:32,503 --> 00:31:33,303
I--
479
00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:35,969
I haven't talked to her in a while.
480
00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,117
But you've written each other.
481
00:31:46,464 --> 00:31:48,195
Here and there.
482
00:31:48,267 --> 00:31:50,032
But not--
483
00:31:50,105 --> 00:31:51,631
What are you doing?!
484
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:55,013
Let me see your last three messages.
485
00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:58,820
- You have no right.
- I don't?
486
00:32:00,058 --> 00:32:01,357
I don't have a right?
487
00:32:05,468 --> 00:32:06,269
Show it to me.
488
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,333
Show it to me.
489
00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:10,210
No.
490
00:32:11,548 --> 00:32:12,348
Aah!
491
00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:14,817
Now, that's just to take the sting off.
492
00:32:18,829 --> 00:32:20,354
Show it to me.
493
00:32:20,431 --> 00:32:22,424
( crying )
No, please.
494
00:32:22,503 --> 00:32:25,372
- Show... it... to... me!
- Aaahh! Aah! Aah!
495
00:32:28,456 --> 00:32:29,457
( drops syringe )
496
00:32:29,617 --> 00:32:32,179
Now let's see how fast
your friends work.
497
00:32:40,147 --> 00:32:41,148
( whimpering )
498
00:32:43,512 --> 00:32:44,312
That's pretty fast.
499
00:32:46,574 --> 00:32:47,575
( beep )
500
00:32:48,822 --> 00:32:50,224
Oh, what do I know, my love?
501
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,457
Exactly.
502
00:32:53,532 --> 00:32:56,361
That you're a cheating, lying...
503
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,276
sack.
504
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,580
I didn't want to hurt you.
505
00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:06,013
BILL: ( whispers )
But you did.
506
00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:07,091
Bill...
507
00:33:07,627 --> 00:33:09,688
you're insane.
508
00:33:12,837 --> 00:33:14,465
And I was afraid...
509
00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,842
of what you might do to me,
510
00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,747
to our son.
511
00:33:20,786 --> 00:33:23,086
I'm the mother of your son.
512
00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:26,116
Aah!
513
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,437
And after this one...
514
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,038
I'll never see you again.
515
00:33:48,241 --> 00:33:49,042
PARAMEDIC: Doc.
516
00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:50,827
What?
517
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,329
You gotta see this.
518
00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:55,680
I'll be right there.
519
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,572
Where the hell are the bodies?
520
00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,584
That's what we wanted to show you.
521
00:34:10,652 --> 00:34:11,452
They're gone.
522
00:34:12,757 --> 00:34:14,811
They didn't just get up
and walk out, did they?
523
00:34:14,944 --> 00:34:15,997
# Mmm-hmm #
524
00:34:38,732 --> 00:34:40,433
( breathing heavily )
525
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,803
( grunting )
526
00:34:58,133 --> 00:34:59,134
Okay.
527
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,433
Okay.
528
00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:05,312
Shut the fuck up!
529
00:35:05,588 --> 00:35:08,491
Somebody take care of this perp for me
before I fucking kill him!
530
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:09,662
What the hell's going on?
531
00:35:09,662 --> 00:35:12,293
Ah, he was causin' a ruckus
over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,
532
00:35:13,168 --> 00:35:16,076
and the son of a bitch
bit my goddamn finger off!
533
00:35:16,143 --> 00:35:19,054
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself
a goddamn Band-Aid.
534
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,333
I'm not exaggerating,
using colorful speech, Sheriff.
535
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,018
He bit my finger clean off!
536
00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:25,889
Fucking shit!
537
00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,631
Get out there and book him,
538
00:35:27,631 --> 00:35:29,601
'cause I'll fuckin' kill him
if I have to do it.
539
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,228
Carlos, go get him.
540
00:35:32,142 --> 00:35:35,177
Wray, you stay put.
541
00:35:56,789 --> 00:35:58,554
Are you sure he's in there?
542
00:35:59,394 --> 00:36:01,125
He was.
543
00:36:01,198 --> 00:36:02,234
Motherfucker.
544
00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:34,629
( dramatic music )
545
00:36:35,601 --> 00:36:36,911
He's gone.
546
00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,315
Broke out the window.
547
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,645
Where's my finger?
548
00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:43,238
Found your ring.
549
00:36:43,315 --> 00:36:45,980
Could it be the same guy
as your leg-snatcher?
550
00:36:47,056 --> 00:36:49,151
WRAY: I didn't get
a good look at mine.
551
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,442
( snarling )
552
00:36:52,701 --> 00:36:54,694
That him over there?
553
00:37:13,134 --> 00:37:15,136
( carlos screaming )
554
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,508
( snarling )
555
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:43,627
Whoa! Whoa!
556
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:44,604
Aah!
557
00:37:47,978 --> 00:37:49,777
- Wray?
- ( man screaming )
558
00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:53,300
( snarling )
559
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:02,540
Fuck.
560
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,641
( grunts )
561
00:38:06,683 --> 00:38:08,778
You motherfucker!
562
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:09,683
Uhh!
563
00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:19,424
( growling )
564
00:38:21,172 --> 00:38:22,173
( screaming )
565
00:38:35,389 --> 00:38:36,390
( snarls )
566
00:38:40,449 --> 00:38:42,886
- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?
567
00:38:42,955 --> 00:38:43,756
He's infected.
568
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:45,258
With what?
569
00:38:45,727 --> 00:38:46,528
Everything.
570
00:38:47,112 --> 00:38:49,178
Wray!
Drop the fuckin' gun.
571
00:38:56,381 --> 00:38:58,408
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?!
572
00:38:58,485 --> 00:39:00,478
I'm gonna go get Cherry!
573
00:39:00,557 --> 00:39:02,857
Fine. But we're taking my car.
574
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:09,723
I'm riding with you.
575
00:39:12,146 --> 00:39:14,207
Don't make any sudden moves.
576
00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:28,468
Viral infections.
577
00:39:29,381 --> 00:39:31,682
They came pouring in.
578
00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:34,691
Some are rapidly developing
coliform lesions.
579
00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:36,786
Highly contagious.
580
00:39:36,863 --> 00:39:38,628
What do you think?
581
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,944
Self-preservation comes to mind.
582
00:39:42,307 --> 00:39:44,801
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.
583
00:39:46,114 --> 00:39:48,448
First let me get my wife.
584
00:39:56,391 --> 00:39:58,393
( saw buzzing )
585
00:40:09,192 --> 00:40:10,193
( grunting )
586
00:40:15,838 --> 00:40:16,839
( grunting )
587
00:40:19,730 --> 00:40:21,538
( Bill screaming )
588
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,781
( grunting )
589
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,715
I love you, sweetie.
590
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,316
There you go, bunny rabbit.
591
00:40:59,394 --> 00:41:00,920
Come on, come on.
592
00:41:00,998 --> 00:41:02,661
Open up, now.
593
00:41:02,735 --> 00:41:04,898
I want you to be around for a while,
you understand?
594
00:41:04,972 --> 00:41:07,535
We don't want you checkin' out
right this--
595
00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:10,136
God... damn.
596
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,052
Ramona.
597
00:41:13,523 --> 00:41:16,825
You been fartin' like a goddamn
pack mule since I met--
598
00:41:16,962 --> 00:41:18,080
God damn!
599
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,431
SHERIFF HAGUE:
I hate to do this to you Earl.
600
00:41:20,432 --> 00:41:22,038
but we need evey man on the job!
601
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,800
The shit has hit the fan!
602
00:41:24,578 --> 00:41:26,542
Bring some guns... and ammo!
603
00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:28,917
Meet me at my brother's!
604
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,405
I gotcha. I'll be there.
605
00:41:32,493 --> 00:41:33,909
Gotta eat quick, sweetie.
606
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:35,031
Come on.
607
00:41:37,794 --> 00:41:38,767
Ramona.
608
00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:40,250
( snarling )
609
00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:42,345
Ramona.
610
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,211
Aah!
611
00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:00,402
( grunting )
612
00:42:19,388 --> 00:42:20,389
Uhh!
613
00:42:20,389 --> 00:42:23,222
Aaaah!
614
00:42:23,930 --> 00:42:25,559
Oh, my God.
615
00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:26,965
( grunting )
616
00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:31,046
( explosion )
617
00:42:42,974 --> 00:42:43,975
( engine starts )
618
00:43:00,137 --> 00:43:02,858
( explosion, man screaming )
619
00:43:20,638 --> 00:43:21,639
( overlapping shouts )
620
00:43:22,313 --> 00:43:23,976
What the hell is goin' on?
621
00:43:24,176 --> 00:43:25,442
( explosions and screams )
622
00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:29,323
Are you gonna give me a gun?
623
00:43:29,394 --> 00:43:31,159
Are you fucking kidding me?
624
00:43:44,115 --> 00:43:45,116
( screaming )
625
00:43:56,103 --> 00:43:57,104
( screams )
626
00:43:59,689 --> 00:44:01,691
( screaming )
627
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:17,457
Uhh!
628
00:44:38,535 --> 00:44:40,036
Palomita?
629
00:44:41,686 --> 00:44:42,687
( gasps )
630
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,844
Get up. We're leaving.
631
00:44:46,241 --> 00:44:47,333
I can't walk.
632
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,035
So what? Get up!
633
00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:50,224
- Get--
- Aah!
634
00:44:50,593 --> 00:44:51,393
Uhh!
635
00:44:52,796 --> 00:44:54,857
Motherfucker.
636
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,262
Look at me!
637
00:44:56,677 --> 00:44:57,462
Look at me!
638
00:44:59,109 --> 00:45:01,512
I was gonna be a standup comedian.
639
00:45:01,513 --> 00:45:02,909
But who's gonna laugh now?
640
00:45:03,084 --> 00:45:04,951
Some of their best jokes
are about cripples.
641
00:45:05,021 --> 00:45:05,822
Let's go.
642
00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:07,519
( crying )
It's not funny. It's pathetic.
643
00:45:07,591 --> 00:45:08,894
Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'...
644
00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:10,430
spilled milk?
645
00:45:10,766 --> 00:45:12,929
I have no leg!
646
00:45:19,144 --> 00:45:20,145
( thud, squish )
647
00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:21,180
( grunts )
648
00:45:21,721 --> 00:45:24,289
Now you do.
What do you think?
649
00:45:28,869 --> 00:45:31,169
You could carry me, Wray.
650
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,472
Yeah? You never wanted that before.
651
00:45:34,156 --> 00:45:35,347
Why start now?
652
00:45:39,127 --> 00:45:40,242
Ah-ah!
653
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,295
Uhh!
654
00:45:43,331 --> 00:45:44,792
Ahh!
655
00:45:45,197 --> 00:45:46,241
Uhh!
656
00:45:48,608 --> 00:45:50,703
This is fucking ridiculous.
657
00:45:53,781 --> 00:45:54,782
( snarling )
658
00:45:55,956 --> 00:45:57,949
The sheriff must've
taken the others to J. T's.
659
00:45:58,127 --> 00:45:58,928
Get in.
660
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,763
( grunting )
661
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:07,603
God damn it, wait for me.
662
00:46:18,116 --> 00:46:20,789
My leg's stuck in the door!
663
00:46:20,973 --> 00:46:22,909
- It's just wood.
- It's splintering.
664
00:46:22,926 --> 00:46:24,232
Will you just leave it alone?
665
00:46:24,914 --> 00:46:26,415
Why is this happening to me?
666
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:29,420
I don't know. Just--
just do me a favor right now and just...
667
00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:31,288
stay strong.
668
00:46:32,530 --> 00:46:33,531
"Stay"?
669
00:46:35,134 --> 00:46:37,605
Yeah, baby. Stay.
670
00:46:39,309 --> 00:46:41,302
Okay, my name is Electra.
671
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:42,181
Fucking listen.
672
00:46:42,650 --> 00:46:44,278
My name is Electra.
Her name is Electra, too.
673
00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:45,603
( speaking spanish )
674
00:46:46,705 --> 00:46:48,153
It's furry.
675
00:46:48,512 --> 00:46:49,513
( speaking spanish )
676
00:46:50,131 --> 00:46:50,932
No.
677
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,902
He's a furry one.
678
00:46:52,932 --> 00:46:55,393
She goes by Lia, I go by El.
El from "Electra", Ame from "Amelia".
679
00:46:55,394 --> 00:46:57,445
Does that make
any fucking sense in your head?
680
00:46:59,973 --> 00:47:02,180
You can call me whatever the fuck
you want--I don't give a shit.
681
00:47:02,305 --> 00:47:03,917
( doorbell rings, knock on door )
682
00:47:06,769 --> 00:47:07,570
Oye. chica.
683
00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,002
- You said 10:00!
- I'm sorry.
684
00:47:10,075 --> 00:47:12,238
We can't be watching your kid
all goddamn night!
685
00:47:12,313 --> 00:47:14,807
Your friend never showed up,
and we got shit to do!
686
00:47:14,885 --> 00:47:16,410
That's right.
687
00:47:16,589 --> 00:47:18,559
Then start doing it.
688
00:47:20,062 --> 00:47:20,863
Oh!
689
00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,030
Uhh!
690
00:47:25,205 --> 00:47:27,608
Tony! We're leaving!
691
00:47:27,609 --> 00:47:30,843
Wait, my tarantula.
692
00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,784
Bring it. Let's go.
693
00:47:32,854 --> 00:47:33,655
And my turtle.
694
00:47:34,992 --> 00:47:35,793
And my scorpion.
695
00:47:36,094 --> 00:47:39,396
We're not all octopuses.
We can't carry everything.
696
00:47:39,467 --> 00:47:40,268
"Octopi."
697
00:47:40,970 --> 00:47:42,616
Ohh... come on, let's go.
698
00:47:50,022 --> 00:47:51,651
Tony, what did I tell you?
699
00:47:51,725 --> 00:47:54,357
You can't bring them all.
Didn't I tell you that?
700
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:57,001
It's okay. They can live
in the same tank.
701
00:47:57,002 --> 00:47:58,030
What about my pocket bike?
702
00:47:59,508 --> 00:48:00,308
It's in the trunk.
703
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:01,678
Aah!
704
00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:04,647
Where do you think you're going,
you fucking bitch?!
705
00:48:05,011 --> 00:48:05,512
( gasps )
706
00:48:07,356 --> 00:48:08,882
We're gonna fuckin' kill you!
707
00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:15,387
( shouts )
708
00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:17,629
( both shouting at once )
709
00:48:25,493 --> 00:48:27,495
Are you sure you want to do this?
710
00:48:27,506 --> 00:48:28,507
( clatters )
711
00:48:30,002 --> 00:48:31,665
SHERIFF HAGUE: Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
712
00:48:31,739 --> 00:48:35,143
You're all deputies
as of this moment forward.
713
00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:36,806
Except for you, Wray.
714
00:48:45,433 --> 00:48:46,234
Yo.
715
00:48:47,771 --> 00:48:48,572
What do we got?
716
00:48:49,174 --> 00:48:50,939
Something's wrong up there.
717
00:48:51,746 --> 00:48:54,148
J.T. always comes out and greets.
718
00:48:54,217 --> 00:48:55,018
Let's go.
719
00:48:57,591 --> 00:48:59,527
Try not to shoot yourselves.
720
00:49:01,331 --> 00:49:02,132
Don't shoot each other.
721
00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:04,571
But especially...
722
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:08,478
don't shoot me.
723
00:49:09,844 --> 00:49:10,845
( grunts )
724
00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:17,029
J.T.?
725
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,212
Go on! Get off him, Rusty!
726
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,401
( dog whines )
727
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:34,225
God damn, J.T.
728
00:49:35,757 --> 00:49:36,558
Yah!
729
00:49:38,553 --> 00:49:39,554
( grunting )
730
00:49:45,271 --> 00:49:46,272
- ( sigh )
- (J.T. chuckles )
731
00:49:46,956 --> 00:49:47,757
Barbecue?
732
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:50,028
Asshole.
733
00:49:52,601 --> 00:49:55,003
Damn good sausage link, J.T.
734
00:49:55,072 --> 00:49:56,803
Best in Texas.
735
00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:59,039
Must've passed out
after I killed those things.
736
00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:01,885
Nice shootin'.
737
00:50:02,186 --> 00:50:04,486
Everybody gather up supplies.
738
00:50:04,558 --> 00:50:05,787
We head out in 20!
739
00:50:07,277 --> 00:50:08,278
( horn honking )
740
00:50:15,307 --> 00:50:16,308
( honking )
741
00:50:21,314 --> 00:50:22,315
( honking )
742
00:50:30,116 --> 00:50:32,553
I want you to open that for Mommy.
743
00:50:36,128 --> 00:50:38,189
Now, take the gun.
744
00:50:39,367 --> 00:50:41,234
Careful.
745
00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:45,142
And if anyone comes to the door
that isn't me,
746
00:50:45,212 --> 00:50:47,239
I want you to shoot them, okay?
747
00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:49,443
I'm not kidding, Tony.
748
00:50:49,444 --> 00:50:51,084
You shoot them...
749
00:50:51,158 --> 00:50:53,185
just like your video games.
750
00:50:53,262 --> 00:50:55,721
You shoot them in the head.
751
00:50:56,268 --> 00:50:57,938
What if it's Dad?
752
00:50:58,205 --> 00:51:01,092
Especially if it's your dad.
753
00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:13,497
( gasps )
754
00:51:14,076 --> 00:51:16,138
And be careful
where you point that thing.
755
00:51:16,424 --> 00:51:17,509
You'll blow your own face off.
756
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:18,997
I'll be right back.
757
00:51:19,848 --> 00:51:22,178
I love you.
( kiss )
758
00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:23,627
( kiss )
759
00:51:34,189 --> 00:51:34,798
( gunshot )
760
00:51:39,059 --> 00:51:40,798
( screaming )
761
00:51:43,562 --> 00:51:45,010
Tony!
762
00:51:45,767 --> 00:51:47,127
Aah!
763
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:48,539
Hello, baby.
764
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:52,568
( rip )
765
00:51:52,748 --> 00:51:53,549
Ohh!
766
00:51:55,143 --> 00:51:56,144
( snarling )
767
00:52:05,078 --> 00:52:05,746
Stay away!
768
00:52:10,756 --> 00:52:12,090
Look what you did to our son!
769
00:52:21,511 --> 00:52:22,311
Stay away!
770
00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:30,854
God damn it, I told you
I didn't want to see you again.
771
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,900
Daddy!
772
00:52:34,273 --> 00:52:35,274
( snarling )
773
00:52:35,606 --> 00:52:37,234
Get your sorry ass in here!
774
00:52:37,309 --> 00:52:38,336
Aah!
775
00:52:40,816 --> 00:52:43,913
If it's escape vehicles you want,
escape vehicles I got.
776
00:52:43,989 --> 00:52:44,790
Right this way.
777
00:52:46,193 --> 00:52:46,994
Watch that meat.
778
00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:48,363
Meet my wife.
779
00:52:49,151 --> 00:52:50,152
( chuckles )
780
00:52:50,769 --> 00:52:52,762
Jesse James Custom Dominator.
781
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,242
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue
so goddamn good,
782
00:52:55,311 --> 00:52:57,748
he made this baby for me
free of fuckin' charge. Heh heh heh.
783
00:52:57,817 --> 00:52:59,844
Got anything that could
transport more people?
784
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,144
Where's the top?
785
00:53:03,695 --> 00:53:05,927
This baby's chopped permanent.
786
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,027
Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire,
none of that shit.
787
00:53:08,137 --> 00:53:10,039
- No protection.
- But she's fast.
788
00:53:10,108 --> 00:53:12,832
Nitrous-injected,
350-horsepower engine.
789
00:53:13,147 --> 00:53:14,980
Who are you?
790
00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:16,152
I mean, really.
791
00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,417
Wray's Wreckage.
792
00:53:18,491 --> 00:53:20,484
That's what it says on your truck.
793
00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:27,533
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
794
00:53:27,643 --> 00:53:29,441
I'm nobody.
795
00:53:30,549 --> 00:53:32,849
It's the easiest thing to remember.
796
00:53:33,956 --> 00:53:35,382
So remember it.
797
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,660
J.T: Just stack 'em
on top of the counter.
798
00:53:42,974 --> 00:53:44,603
Hey, you want some barbecue?
799
00:53:44,677 --> 00:53:46,570
Heh heh heh. Best in Texas.
800
00:53:46,881 --> 00:53:48,406
Aw, no, thanks.
801
00:53:48,484 --> 00:53:50,078
What's the matter,
you don't eat meat?
802
00:53:50,154 --> 00:53:51,817
Oh, I eat meat.
803
00:53:51,891 --> 00:53:54,327
I also eat lots of shit.
804
00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:56,195
You see this?
805
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,067
What's that?
806
00:53:57,536 --> 00:53:58,847
Shit-eating grin.
807
00:53:59,014 --> 00:54:00,015
( laughs )
808
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:02,371
You ought to be a comedian.
( laughs )
809
00:54:02,445 --> 00:54:03,821
What do you think of the leg?
810
00:54:03,915 --> 00:54:06,147
Oh, that's funny.
( laughs )
811
00:54:07,723 --> 00:54:09,248
How's your stump?
812
00:54:09,326 --> 00:54:11,193
They knocked it out something fierce.
813
00:54:11,263 --> 00:54:12,411
Still can't feel a thing.
814
00:54:14,336 --> 00:54:16,637
This must be the real Bone Shack.
815
00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:18,323
( sighs, waterbed sloshes )
816
00:54:18,411 --> 00:54:20,479
Old J. T. knows how to live.
817
00:54:21,116 --> 00:54:23,519
Like fuck he does.
818
00:54:26,427 --> 00:54:28,294
I like how you say "fuck".
819
00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:30,425
Good. Fuck you.
820
00:54:31,504 --> 00:54:32,304
Fuck me?
821
00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:38,983
Oh, so, now you're the comedian.
822
00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:41,384
Go ahead, drop your pants.
823
00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:43,621
That'll be good for a laugh.
824
00:54:43,729 --> 00:54:46,097
I highly doubt that.
825
00:54:52,212 --> 00:54:54,239
That's my jacket.
826
00:54:54,316 --> 00:54:56,252
Yes, I know.
827
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,290
I looked for it for two weeks.
828
00:54:59,226 --> 00:55:03,189
Look, you were being
an unbelievable dick.
829
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:05,499
I was walking out on you.
830
00:55:05,572 --> 00:55:08,331
I was cold.
I took your fucking jacket.
831
00:55:08,979 --> 00:55:12,680
So, if you're gonna go on one of your
psycho obsessive controlling rants
832
00:55:12,753 --> 00:55:14,689
about a fucking jacket,
then fucking take it,
833
00:55:14,757 --> 00:55:17,991
'cause I'd rather fucking freeze
than fucking hear about it one more time.
834
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:21,999
Did you find what was in the pocket?
835
00:55:22,072 --> 00:55:23,735
Fuck no.
836
00:55:24,209 --> 00:55:25,210
Look for it.
837
00:55:28,552 --> 00:55:29,352
No, the other one.
838
00:55:39,774 --> 00:55:42,108
I was gonna give it to you,
but you left me.
839
00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:45,308
You took the jacket.
840
00:55:46,387 --> 00:55:49,583
( together )
And I looked for it for two weeks.
841
00:55:51,029 --> 00:55:51,830
Read it.
842
00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:01,780
"Two against the world. "
843
00:56:04,456 --> 00:56:05,757
Remember that?
844
00:56:07,563 --> 00:56:09,122
I never forgot it.
845
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,561
Then why'd you leave?
846
00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:16,074
Because you didn't believe in us,
847
00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:19,249
or in me.
848
00:56:35,055 --> 00:56:36,056
( moans )
849
00:57:02,913 --> 00:57:06,416
( whirring and clicking )
850
00:57:08,229 --> 00:57:10,231
( film slows down )
851
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,101
( snarling )
852
00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:34,954
( grunting )
853
00:57:39,312 --> 00:57:42,250
I figured one of them new deputies
might end up shootin' me,
854
00:57:42,318 --> 00:57:43,920
but not you, Tolo!
855
00:57:44,022 --> 00:57:45,463
Sorry. I'm sorry.
856
00:57:45,626 --> 00:57:47,492
- Dumbass.
- You're gonna be all right.
857
00:57:47,563 --> 00:57:48,475
- McGraw's here.
- WOMAN: Now, now, now.
858
00:57:48,512 --> 00:57:50,381
- And a whole bunch of others.
- Everybody in!
859
00:57:51,336 --> 00:57:52,337
Come on!
860
00:57:52,405 --> 00:57:53,206
Over here.
861
00:57:53,909 --> 00:57:55,503
Move your ass! Come on!
862
00:58:00,338 --> 00:58:03,037
( speaking spanish )
863
00:58:06,252 --> 00:58:07,253
( groans )
864
00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:09,876
( groans )
865
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,615
What did I tell you, Tony?
866
00:58:16,654 --> 00:58:19,056
Don't point the gun at yourself.
867
00:58:19,861 --> 00:58:21,831
Didn't I tell you that?
868
00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:24,881
Thank you for telling me about...
869
00:58:25,539 --> 00:58:26,339
you know.
870
00:58:26,674 --> 00:58:28,175
Don't mention it.
871
00:58:28,612 --> 00:58:30,444
That's an order.
872
00:58:30,515 --> 00:58:32,211
If I had known that you were...
873
00:58:35,124 --> 00:58:36,718
El Wray...
874
00:58:36,794 --> 00:58:39,060
I wouldn't have given you
such a hard time.
875
00:58:39,165 --> 00:58:40,260
I didn't mean to be a prick about it.
876
00:58:41,838 --> 00:58:44,331
Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit.
877
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:45,711
Take this.
878
00:58:48,017 --> 00:58:49,577
Do what you do best.
879
00:58:51,858 --> 00:58:53,760
No, you're not!
880
00:58:53,828 --> 00:58:55,090
Don't give him the gun. Not--
881
00:58:55,331 --> 00:58:56,660
Give him the gun, Tolo.
882
00:58:57,439 --> 00:58:58,440
( Sheriff Hague grunting )
883
00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:00,498
Give him the gun.
884
00:59:01,644 --> 00:59:03,237
Give him all the guns.
885
00:59:13,905 --> 00:59:14,906
( rock music playing )
886
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,476
Holy shit.
887
00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:22,943
That boy's got the devil in him.
888
00:59:26,326 --> 00:59:27,327
We gotta fight them off.
889
00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:29,198
Get to our vehicles.
890
00:59:30,602 --> 00:59:32,731
Everyone behind me!
891
00:59:32,908 --> 00:59:34,910
( snarling )
892
00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:39,343
( screaming )
893
00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:43,178
( snarling )
894
00:59:44,095 --> 00:59:45,402
Outside now!
895
00:59:48,196 --> 00:59:50,198
( speaking spanish )
896
01:00:04,603 --> 01:00:05,620
God damn you!
897
01:00:11,479 --> 01:00:12,480
( snarling )
898
01:00:16,126 --> 01:00:18,096
Everybody back inside!
899
01:00:27,148 --> 01:00:28,708
You, Skip.
900
01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:29,786
Front and center.
901
01:00:30,835 --> 01:00:33,555
You go out front,
start up the Kill Dozer.
902
01:00:33,628 --> 01:00:35,757
We'll need it to transport
the other survivors.
903
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,268
You fuckin' crazy?
I'm not goin' out there.
904
01:00:38,370 --> 01:00:40,773
- I'll cover you.
- I'm not goin'.
905
01:00:40,842 --> 01:00:41,643
I never miss.
906
01:00:42,345 --> 01:00:44,315
Come on, Skip.
907
01:00:44,382 --> 01:00:46,249
It's go-go.
908
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:48,221
Not cry-cry.
909
01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:50,317
Cherry!
910
01:00:54,571 --> 01:00:55,572
( snarling )
911
01:01:00,582 --> 01:01:02,141
Oh, dear.
912
01:01:04,852 --> 01:01:05,853
( growling )
913
01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:11,229
- ( grunting )
- Ah!
914
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,241
( growling )
915
01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:28,824
Aah!
916
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:50,380
J. T. !
917
01:01:50,782 --> 01:01:52,581
You take whoever you can fit
in your convertible.
918
01:01:52,686 --> 01:01:53,486
Everyone else on board!
919
01:01:53,822 --> 01:01:55,415
Skip, grab the twins!
Come along with me!
920
01:01:55,761 --> 01:01:57,757
You take the chopper.
921
01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:59,458
I need someone else
to drive my truck!
922
01:01:59,533 --> 01:02:00,333
I'll do it.
923
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:04,935
You're bleedin' like a stuck pig.
924
01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:07,105
Your vision's blurred
and you're on your last legs.
925
01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:07,982
Anything else?
926
01:02:08,551 --> 01:02:10,076
Don't wreck it.
927
01:02:11,557 --> 01:02:13,039
Somebody grab the slaw!
928
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:14,927
You can't have no barbecue
without coleslaw!
929
01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:16,557
- Give me a gun.
- Take this.
930
01:02:17,569 --> 01:02:18,369
Fucking cool!
931
01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:22,836
All right, y'all, head out.
I'll hold 'em off.
932
01:02:25,251 --> 01:02:26,845
I can take care of myself.
933
01:02:27,488 --> 01:02:29,117
Bye, Daddy.
934
01:02:30,394 --> 01:02:32,387
Do you remember how to ride a bike?
935
01:02:32,465 --> 01:02:34,230
Useless talent number 32.
936
01:02:34,252 --> 01:02:35,253
( revs engine )
937
01:02:35,539 --> 01:02:36,339
Good.
938
01:02:36,641 --> 01:02:38,371
Anyone else have a car?
939
01:02:43,487 --> 01:02:45,320
Now, you're sure you're okay
driving this thing?
940
01:02:45,391 --> 01:02:46,192
Hell yeah.
941
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:52,317
Dakota...
we're sorry about Tony.
942
01:02:53,106 --> 01:02:53,907
Thanks.
943
01:02:55,344 --> 01:02:57,838
Your engine is shot
and you've got three blown tires.
944
01:02:57,916 --> 01:02:59,909
But I've got his pocket bike
in the trunk.
945
01:03:01,757 --> 01:03:02,558
Is it fast?
946
01:03:03,227 --> 01:03:05,220
Zero to fifty in four seconds.
947
01:03:05,297 --> 01:03:07,233
You ride with her.
948
01:03:08,337 --> 01:03:10,000
I'm Cherry.
949
01:03:10,074 --> 01:03:11,600
You sure are.
950
01:03:12,746 --> 01:03:14,408
Move out!
951
01:03:14,516 --> 01:03:16,509
Damn shame.
952
01:03:37,650 --> 01:03:38,651
( growling )
953
01:03:40,565 --> 01:03:41,566
( shrieks)
954
01:03:43,461 --> 01:03:44,462
( grunts )
955
01:03:49,987 --> 01:03:51,534
- ( barks )
- Rusty!
956
01:03:51,765 --> 01:03:53,226
- ( yelps )
- Aah!
957
01:03:53,493 --> 01:03:54,790
God damn it!
958
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:55,792
Aah!
959
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,172
( growling )
960
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:24,727
( snarling )
961
01:04:32,438 --> 01:04:33,773
Sheriff! How much ammo we got?
962
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,049
Not enough.
963
01:04:42,542 --> 01:04:44,043
( machine gun fire, growling )
964
01:04:51,342 --> 01:04:53,748
Don't shoot!
We're not infected!
965
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,626
MULDOON: All survivors gotta come with us.
966
01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:08,402
Especially you...
967
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,410
El Wray.
968
01:05:11,483 --> 01:05:13,920
I don't go by that name anymore.
969
01:05:14,075 --> 01:05:15,076
( Cherry screams )
970
01:05:22,650 --> 01:05:23,651
( grunts )
971
01:05:27,481 --> 01:05:28,747
It's okay. It's okay.
972
01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:34,421
We're here in quarantine
with the other survivors.
973
01:05:34,705 --> 01:05:35,706
( man coughing )
974
01:05:44,717 --> 01:05:45,677
Where is here?
975
01:05:47,188 --> 01:05:48,885
CHERRY: The old army base.
976
01:05:49,827 --> 01:05:51,729
El Wray?
977
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,201
That you?
978
01:05:55,705 --> 01:05:58,700
He's with them.
I saw him in their convoy earlier.
979
01:05:58,778 --> 01:06:00,543
I'm a scientist...
980
01:06:00,615 --> 01:06:03,051
and a businessman.
Not military.
981
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,821
Which is why he's gonna tell us
what the fuck is going on.
982
01:06:08,430 --> 01:06:10,628
They're stealing biochemical weapons.
983
01:06:10,735 --> 01:06:11,536
DC-2?
984
01:06:12,071 --> 01:06:14,439
Also known as "Project Terror. "
985
01:06:15,244 --> 01:06:18,547
Designed to take out an entire populace
in a controlled landlocked area.
986
01:06:18,618 --> 01:06:20,588
You were supplying it to them.
987
01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:24,920
- That's why they shut you out.
- They found my supply.
988
01:06:24,997 --> 01:06:26,967
It's under our feet.
989
01:06:27,068 --> 01:06:28,970
Ten stories down.
990
01:06:29,316 --> 01:06:32,949
The only treatment
is a regimented exposure to DC-2 itself.
991
01:06:33,024 --> 01:06:34,584
It delays the negative effects.
992
01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:35,461
They need it...
993
01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,033
like a drug.
994
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:41,098
Correct. But we found that
a small percentage of people
995
01:06:41,174 --> 01:06:43,337
are not affected by the gas itself,
996
01:06:43,411 --> 01:06:45,939
and within this small percentage
lies a cure.
997
01:06:46,017 --> 01:06:47,646
What do you want to do?
998
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:52,322
Mexico.
999
01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:54,194
Put our backs against the ocean
1000
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,860
and defend ourselves from there.
1001
01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:57,803
No. We have to get back to my lab.
1002
01:06:57,874 --> 01:06:59,867
This infection will spread
all over the world,
1003
01:06:59,945 --> 01:07:01,938
to every man, woman and child,
1004
01:07:02,015 --> 01:07:03,575
unless I finish my antidote.
1005
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:05,989
You have an antidote?
1006
01:07:06,475 --> 01:07:07,476
( door opens )
1007
01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:15,975
You! You!
1008
01:07:16,043 --> 01:07:18,443
Come with us.
1009
01:07:18,444 --> 01:07:19,049
Move it!
1010
01:07:20,151 --> 01:07:20,952
Move it, Peggy!
1011
01:07:24,961 --> 01:07:27,361
Uhh!
1012
01:07:39,023 --> 01:07:40,686
( muffled )
Do you like Ava Gardner?
1013
01:07:41,862 --> 01:07:42,663
I'm sorry?
1014
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:49,533
Ava Gardner.
Do you like her?
1015
01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:51,981
Yeah, I guess.
1016
01:07:53,485 --> 01:07:55,547
I was just thinking that you, uh...
1017
01:07:55,623 --> 01:07:57,650
kind of look like Ava Gardner
a little bit.
1018
01:08:01,518 --> 01:08:02,519
( elevator stops )
1019
01:08:05,643 --> 01:08:07,636
You got something
you want to say to me?
1020
01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,681
I have nothing to say to you.
1021
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,655
You got nothing to say, huh?
That's funny.
1022
01:08:12,724 --> 01:08:15,753
'Cause I could've swore you just
gave me a "fuck you" look right now.
1023
01:08:16,632 --> 01:08:18,157
You want to say "fuck you" to me?
1024
01:08:18,836 --> 01:08:20,395
Not at this moment.
1025
01:08:23,111 --> 01:08:24,637
You know what this is?
1026
01:08:26,184 --> 01:08:27,710
A gun.
1027
01:08:27,787 --> 01:08:29,882
It's simplicity itself.
1028
01:08:30,826 --> 01:08:32,887
You see, you point it
at what you want to die...
1029
01:08:33,832 --> 01:08:35,825
and you pull the little trigger here...
1030
01:08:36,638 --> 01:08:38,972
and a little bullet comes out of here.
1031
01:08:39,043 --> 01:08:42,311
And the little bullet
hits you right there.
1032
01:08:43,418 --> 01:08:44,620
And you know what?
1033
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,283
You don't look like
Ava Gardner no more.
1034
01:08:50,108 --> 01:08:51,109
( holsters gun )
1035
01:08:53,806 --> 01:08:55,901
Don't taunt me, tramp.
1036
01:08:55,977 --> 01:08:58,526
I am not one to be taunted.
1037
01:08:59,383 --> 01:09:00,184
You got it?
1038
01:09:03,424 --> 01:09:05,588
Let me here you say, "l got it. "
1039
01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:07,997
I got it.
1040
01:09:08,067 --> 01:09:09,934
You damn well better.
1041
01:09:14,006 --> 01:09:15,007
( elevator starts up )
1042
01:09:17,352 --> 01:09:18,705
Tool.
1043
01:09:19,258 --> 01:09:20,259
( saxaphone playing )
1044
01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:26,568
J.T.: ( whispering )
God damn it, that's it.
1045
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:29,136
I figured it out.
1046
01:09:30,312 --> 01:09:31,113
Salt.
1047
01:09:31,648 --> 01:09:32,448
Got it all figured out. It's salt.
1048
01:09:33,184 --> 01:09:33,985
Blood is salty.
1049
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,190
That's all my sauce needed,
was just a little more salt.
1050
01:09:38,161 --> 01:09:40,358
It just needed a little thickening agent.
You know what I'm talkin' about?
1051
01:09:40,465 --> 01:09:41,266
What are you doing, J. T. ?
1052
01:09:41,635 --> 01:09:43,571
That's all I gotta do,
is put a little more salt in.
1053
01:09:43,672 --> 01:09:45,972
It'd just do the same goddamn thing
that the blood did.
1054
01:09:46,043 --> 01:09:48,445
I tell you what, brother,
that little bit of blood did the trick.
1055
01:09:48,515 --> 01:09:50,416
Don't do nothin' stupid, J. T.
I got it covered.
1056
01:09:50,485 --> 01:09:53,457
It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears.
Now all it needs is some blood!
1057
01:09:57,232 --> 01:09:58,033
- Drop the gun!
- J.T.!
1058
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,121
( grunting )
1059
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:01,039
- Do it now!
- Okay, okay!
1060
01:10:01,842 --> 01:10:02,643
Don't shoot!
1061
01:10:03,278 --> 01:10:04,079
J.T., you all right?
1062
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,130
( J.T. grunts )
1063
01:10:06,217 --> 01:10:08,447
Uhh!
1064
01:10:14,066 --> 01:10:15,592
Hey, you all right, bro?
1065
01:10:15,703 --> 01:10:17,536
J.T.: God damn it,
I'm not all right at all, brother.
1066
01:10:17,607 --> 01:10:18,407
Not at all.
1067
01:10:19,109 --> 01:10:20,738
Wait here.
1068
01:10:20,813 --> 01:10:22,707
Oh... I sure will.
1069
01:10:23,102 --> 01:10:24,103
( chuckles )
1070
01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:27,058
Goddamn sauce.
1071
01:10:35,275 --> 01:10:37,610
NARRATOR: "Women in Cages".
1072
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,478
See them in action.
1073
01:10:40,953 --> 01:10:42,820
See them in love.
1074
01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:45,360
See them in terror.
1075
01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:46,489
White skin on the black market.
1076
01:10:48,067 --> 01:10:51,041
Soft flesh for hard cash.
1077
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:53,401
"Women in Cages."
1078
01:10:53,402 --> 01:10:55,407
I'm gonna go get my dick wet.
1079
01:10:55,482 --> 01:10:57,680
She's got one leg.
1080
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,416
Easier access.
1081
01:11:01,528 --> 01:11:02,328
You got a point.
1082
01:11:10,312 --> 01:11:12,681
Get the rest of this shit upstairs
and we'll blow this entire floor.
1083
01:11:12,681 --> 01:11:13,682
Yes, sir.
1084
01:11:16,603 --> 01:11:17,604
( beeps )
1085
01:11:19,134 --> 01:11:20,561
( alarm blaring )
1086
01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:24,214
( machine clicking )
1087
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:29,278
Get Lewis down here.
1088
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,881
He's getting his dick wet, sir.
1089
01:11:32,957 --> 01:11:35,120
Get him the fuck down here now!
1090
01:11:41,169 --> 01:11:42,170
( grunts )
1091
01:11:45,616 --> 01:11:46,416
Lewis?
1092
01:11:47,019 --> 01:11:47,820
Wilson?
1093
01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:49,780
( machines power down )
1094
01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:04,887
Where are my men?
1095
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:07,233
I've got several right here.
1096
01:12:07,534 --> 01:12:09,001
( bag sloshes )
1097
01:12:09,664 --> 01:12:10,865
What the fuck's this?
1098
01:12:11,267 --> 01:12:13,464
Their balls, sweetheart.
1099
01:12:17,145 --> 01:12:19,445
I'm walking out of here
with this shit, Wray.
1100
01:12:19,517 --> 01:12:21,749
- Let us go.
- Tell me why we should.
1101
01:12:21,822 --> 01:12:22,623
Because I earned it.
1102
01:12:22,957 --> 01:12:24,482
How do you figure that?
1103
01:12:24,561 --> 01:12:27,863
You want the story?
I'll spin it for you quick.
1104
01:12:27,934 --> 01:12:30,804
A termite's nest of caves
on the Afghan border,
1105
01:12:30,873 --> 01:12:34,004
me and my men walking around
with our dicks in our hands
1106
01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:37,814
and our balls in our throats,
lookin' for America's most wanted.
1107
01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:39,388
- Bin Laden.
- Yeah.
1108
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,586
For once, our intel
was right on the money.
1109
01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:42,461
I come around a corner--
1110
01:12:42,864 --> 01:12:44,800
bam, there he is,
lookin' me right in the eyes.
1111
01:12:44,968 --> 01:12:45,769
Wait.
1112
01:12:46,170 --> 01:12:48,140
You killed bin Laden?
1113
01:12:48,207 --> 01:12:51,578
I put two in his heart,
one in his computer.
1114
01:12:51,681 --> 01:12:53,674
So that was you.
1115
01:12:53,752 --> 01:12:54,553
Yeah.
1116
01:12:55,923 --> 01:12:56,724
That was me.
1117
01:12:59,864 --> 01:13:00,892
Class-A clusterfuck.
1118
01:13:01,434 --> 01:13:04,737
He wasn't supposed to be there,
we weren't supposed to be there,
1119
01:13:04,808 --> 01:13:08,646
and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be
the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
1120
01:13:08,715 --> 01:13:12,071
So, instead of a chest full of medals,
we get a face full of DC-2.
1121
01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:14,852
No cure.
1122
01:13:14,928 --> 01:13:17,364
That is, not until we found
somebody from the other side
1123
01:13:17,432 --> 01:13:19,459
willing to sell us batches of this shit.
1124
01:13:19,537 --> 01:13:22,805
Science comes first, but business
comes a close fucking second.
1125
01:13:22,877 --> 01:13:26,372
WRAY: Then you realized if you could
infect a large enough populace,
1126
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:28,080
the experiment and its survivors,
1127
01:13:29,657 --> 01:13:31,319
you'd find a cure.
1128
01:13:31,393 --> 01:13:34,092
I swore to my men
that I'd do everything in my power
1129
01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:34,967
to keep them alive.
1130
01:13:35,769 --> 01:13:37,898
And that's what I intend to do, Wray.
1131
01:13:38,488 --> 01:13:39,973
( Muldoon groaning, skin bubbling )
1132
01:13:39,973 --> 01:13:40,912
Understand?
1133
01:13:42,984 --> 01:13:45,318
I never had a choice.
1134
01:13:46,108 --> 01:13:47,109
( snarling )
1135
01:13:48,327 --> 01:13:49,389
Neither do l, sir.
1136
01:13:52,402 --> 01:13:54,372
God bless you
and your service to this country.
1137
01:13:55,512 --> 01:13:56,513
( snarls )
1138
01:14:01,353 --> 01:14:02,154
You're a doctor?
1139
01:14:03,357 --> 01:14:04,158
Heh.
1140
01:14:05,428 --> 01:14:07,295
I was earlier tonight.
1141
01:14:09,169 --> 01:14:11,435
I always wanted to be a doctor.
1142
01:14:11,508 --> 01:14:13,240
Instead, I can do...
1143
01:14:14,814 --> 01:14:15,615
this.
1144
01:14:16,317 --> 01:14:19,621
Ohh. Useless talent number 66.
1145
01:14:24,199 --> 01:14:25,000
I'm very pliable.
1146
01:14:25,536 --> 01:14:26,711
DAKOTA: A girlfriend of mine
had a theory.
1147
01:14:27,238 --> 01:14:30,656
She said at some point in your life,
1148
01:14:30,746 --> 01:14:33,322
you find a use for every useless talent
you ever had.
1149
01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:36,982
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.
1150
01:14:37,058 --> 01:14:39,392
I'm not that optimistic.
1151
01:14:39,463 --> 01:14:43,028
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain
and I can't get out.
1152
01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:43,905
She'd say...
1153
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,011
when you're stuck in that spiral...
1154
01:14:48,014 --> 01:14:48,815
you reach up.
1155
01:14:50,185 --> 01:14:51,588
What if there's nothing up there?
1156
01:14:53,992 --> 01:14:55,723
Just reach up.
1157
01:14:57,567 --> 01:14:58,367
You're a dancer.
1158
01:14:58,902 --> 01:15:01,372
I was earlier tonight.
1159
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,790
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
1160
01:15:03,988 --> 01:15:04,989
( grunting )
1161
01:15:06,718 --> 01:15:08,847
Get your ass up!
1162
01:15:10,759 --> 01:15:14,254
Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby,
and that means you.
1163
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,825
Radio!
1164
01:15:17,573 --> 01:15:20,066
Wail, baby, now!
1165
01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:26,422
# Goin' to a party... #
1166
01:15:26,490 --> 01:15:27,190
That's--
( chuckles )
1167
01:15:27,593 --> 01:15:30,011
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1168
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,201
Dance it up.
1169
01:15:34,273 --> 01:15:35,074
Keep dancing!
1170
01:15:36,477 --> 01:15:38,174
# 'Cause now. I'm jaded... #
1171
01:15:38,281 --> 01:15:41,982
I have seen me
some crazy ass shit in my day...
1172
01:15:43,457 --> 01:15:46,395
but ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.
1173
01:15:46,497 --> 01:15:49,196
I have seen me a stripper
with one breast,
1174
01:15:49,303 --> 01:15:52,241
and I've seen me a stripper
with 12 toes,
1175
01:15:52,342 --> 01:15:54,836
and I've seen me a stripper
with no brains at all,
1176
01:15:54,914 --> 01:15:58,045
but I ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.
1177
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,056
And I've been to Morocco.
1178
01:16:01,126 --> 01:16:02,891
Dance, bitch!
1179
01:16:04,701 --> 01:16:06,465
Break a leg!
1180
01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:09,601
Break it off! Ha ha!
1181
01:16:18,011 --> 01:16:19,012
( gasps )
1182
01:16:19,029 --> 01:16:21,261
Dance for me, motherfucker.
1183
01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:23,200
- Uhh!
- Aaaaah!
1184
01:16:23,270 --> 01:16:23,526
Aah!
1185
01:16:23,739 --> 01:16:26,038
Ohhhh!
1186
01:16:27,819 --> 01:16:28,820
( grunting )
1187
01:16:35,294 --> 01:16:37,457
You thought it was pretty funny,
didn't you?
1188
01:16:37,566 --> 01:16:40,059
Actually, yes.
1189
01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:42,108
You gave me some wood,
1190
01:16:42,175 --> 01:16:44,168
now I'm gonna give you...
1191
01:16:44,246 --> 01:16:45,774
some fuckin' wood!
1192
01:16:47,352 --> 01:16:49,322
Ah--ah!
1193
01:16:49,442 --> 01:16:50,443
( dramatic music playing )
1194
01:16:55,825 --> 01:16:56,134
( gasps )
1195
01:16:57,427 --> 01:16:58,806
Ahh!
1196
01:16:59,844 --> 01:17:00,870
The gas! You need your gas!
1197
01:17:02,449 --> 01:17:04,511
No! Fuck the gas, fuck it.
1198
01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:07,023
I'm just gonna have to make this quick.
1199
01:17:07,495 --> 01:17:08,496
( grunting )
1200
01:17:14,444 --> 01:17:15,445
( laughing )
1201
01:17:18,414 --> 01:17:19,215
Aah!
1202
01:17:19,851 --> 01:17:20,652
Uhh!
1203
01:17:21,153 --> 01:17:23,055
Where'd you get that?
1204
01:17:23,157 --> 01:17:25,286
Useless talent number 37.
1205
01:17:26,731 --> 01:17:28,427
Aaaaah!
1206
01:17:32,263 --> 01:17:33,264
( knuckles crack )
1207
01:17:35,801 --> 01:17:37,046
( groaning )
1208
01:17:40,148 --> 01:17:41,149
( banging )
1209
01:17:48,073 --> 01:17:50,066
Uhh! Uhh!
1210
01:17:52,215 --> 01:17:53,016
I broke my leg.
1211
01:17:53,552 --> 01:17:54,783
That's okay.
I made you something.
1212
01:17:57,272 --> 01:17:58,273
( clang )
1213
01:17:59,062 --> 01:18:01,157
I do believe in you.
1214
01:18:02,001 --> 01:18:02,802
Always have.
1215
01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:05,465
I believe that you could be better.
1216
01:18:06,143 --> 01:18:08,443
You deserve better,
1217
01:18:08,515 --> 01:18:10,177
even better than me.
1218
01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:11,854
Right now,
1219
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,291
I need you to become...
1220
01:18:15,328 --> 01:18:17,457
who you're meant to be.
1221
01:18:18,367 --> 01:18:19,168
Stand.
1222
01:18:23,264 --> 01:18:24,265
( grunting )
1223
01:18:25,147 --> 01:18:27,481
I'd stand clear if I were you.
1224
01:18:28,712 --> 01:18:29,713
( grunting )
1225
01:18:33,832 --> 01:18:35,961
Open that door, will you, baby?
1226
01:18:49,563 --> 01:18:51,429
Uhh!
1227
01:18:53,399 --> 01:18:55,401
( music playing on radio )
1228
01:18:55,465 --> 01:18:56,466
( music stops )
1229
01:19:04,192 --> 01:19:06,321
They've destroyed most of the tanks.
1230
01:19:07,131 --> 01:19:09,694
Any that are left
we'll get on our way to the helicopters.
1231
01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:12,002
There are two helicopters,
1232
01:19:12,075 --> 01:19:14,102
big enough to take all of us.
1233
01:19:15,348 --> 01:19:16,149
Who can fly?
1234
01:19:19,624 --> 01:19:22,026
Can anyone else fly a helicopter?
1235
01:19:22,095 --> 01:19:23,689
I can fly, but...
1236
01:19:23,765 --> 01:19:25,735
no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
1237
01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:27,602
Okay. Cool.
1238
01:19:27,706 --> 01:19:28,507
I'll fly.
1239
01:19:30,244 --> 01:19:31,045
Let's go.
1240
01:19:37,593 --> 01:19:39,391
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.
1241
01:19:40,599 --> 01:19:42,329
You'll take care of this for me,
then, Sheriff?
1242
01:19:43,605 --> 01:19:45,267
With pleasure.
1243
01:19:45,341 --> 01:19:46,142
Three minutes.
1244
01:19:47,546 --> 01:19:49,709
Your brother's a good man, J.T.
1245
01:19:49,784 --> 01:19:51,377
Best in Texas.
1246
01:19:54,627 --> 01:19:55,427
Hop on.
1247
01:19:59,069 --> 01:19:59,870
No, the other way.
1248
01:20:00,505 --> 01:20:01,305
Oh.
1249
01:20:04,446 --> 01:20:06,696
No. The other way.
1250
01:20:11,982 --> 01:20:12,983
( tires screech )
1251
01:20:35,053 --> 01:20:36,810
( blows )
1252
01:20:54,145 --> 01:20:56,582
The helicopters are
on the other side of this wall.
1253
01:20:58,965 --> 01:20:59,966
( overlapping chatter )
1254
01:21:03,114 --> 01:21:04,529
We make a run for it!
1255
01:21:05,001 --> 01:21:08,167
No! If we all get killed,
there's no stopping this plague.
1256
01:21:08,273 --> 01:21:09,081
Don't you get it?
1257
01:21:09,610 --> 01:21:11,173
We're the antidote.
1258
01:21:11,775 --> 01:21:13,442
Well, is there another way around?
1259
01:21:13,785 --> 01:21:15,687
Wait here.
1260
01:21:20,204 --> 01:21:21,205
( weapon fires )
1261
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,761
( weapon fires )
1262
01:21:41,941 --> 01:21:45,779
I don't suppose there are any other
biochemical engineers around? Heh.
1263
01:21:45,849 --> 01:21:47,212
Take that as a no.
1264
01:21:49,389 --> 01:21:51,018
We have to get over that wall!
1265
01:21:54,265 --> 01:21:57,705
I was thinkin' we could build us
a new place,
1266
01:21:57,773 --> 01:21:59,902
right there where the old one was.
1267
01:22:00,779 --> 01:22:02,338
You cook,
1268
01:22:02,415 --> 01:22:04,044
I work the back.
1269
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:08,623
You don't make that rent
so goddamn high.
1270
01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:11,705
We share the recipe,
we share the rent.
1271
01:22:17,178 --> 01:22:19,478
Start at 250 degrees.
1272
01:22:22,823 --> 01:22:23,624
I knew it.
1273
01:22:24,492 --> 01:22:25,293
For how long?
1274
01:22:25,829 --> 01:22:28,231
- 12 pounds?
- Sure.
1275
01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:30,497
12 pounds, 12 hours.
1276
01:22:30,605 --> 01:22:32,666
Wrapped in tin foil, right?
1277
01:22:32,743 --> 01:22:34,872
I don't use no goddamn foil.
1278
01:22:34,947 --> 01:22:35,748
Damn.
1279
01:22:36,082 --> 01:22:38,314
Tomatoes? Fresh?
1280
01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:40,123
Canned.
1281
01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:42,454
- No shit?
- Yeah.
1282
01:22:42,529 --> 01:22:43,329
You score me some?
1283
01:22:43,831 --> 01:22:45,356
Oh, yeah.
1284
01:22:45,467 --> 01:22:47,437
'Cause we're brothers.
1285
01:22:49,108 --> 01:22:51,271
Thank you for this.
1286
01:22:51,346 --> 01:22:52,906
You just remember...
1287
01:22:52,983 --> 01:22:55,887
you got to take this recipe
to your grave.
1288
01:22:55,989 --> 01:22:58,656
( straining ) I think I can...
goddamn guarantee that.
1289
01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:11,152
( laughing )
1290
01:23:21,566 --> 01:23:22,567
( growling )
1291
01:23:25,114 --> 01:23:26,708
That's our cue.
1292
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:30,751
Cherry, darling...
1293
01:23:32,596 --> 01:23:33,396
it's all you.
1294
01:23:38,609 --> 01:23:40,110
( rock music playing )
1295
01:23:58,913 --> 01:24:00,414
( grunting )
1296
01:24:05,161 --> 01:24:05,962
Let's go!
1297
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:43,584
( snarling )
1298
01:25:04,861 --> 01:25:05,862
( snarling )
1299
01:25:07,767 --> 01:25:08,768
( grunting )
1300
01:25:11,761 --> 01:25:13,457
Aah!
1301
01:25:14,499 --> 01:25:15,300
Wray!
1302
01:25:18,808 --> 01:25:20,505
Damn it, Wray.
1303
01:25:20,578 --> 01:25:21,378
Ohh.
1304
01:25:23,016 --> 01:25:26,113
Okay. You need to get up
'cause we're leaving.
1305
01:25:50,739 --> 01:25:53,141
They told me I'd find you here.
1306
01:25:56,483 --> 01:25:58,799
I was beginning to lose hope.
1307
01:25:59,489 --> 01:26:01,254
I'm sorry...
1308
01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:04,058
but I lied.
1309
01:26:06,504 --> 01:26:09,249
I did want to hurt you.
1310
01:26:11,747 --> 01:26:13,614
My turn.
1311
01:26:14,204 --> 01:26:15,205
( grunting )
1312
01:26:24,038 --> 01:26:26,750
No more dead bodies
for Daddy tonight.
1313
01:26:29,315 --> 01:26:31,520
Never did like that son of a bitch.
1314
01:26:33,591 --> 01:26:37,032
About as useless
as a pecker on a pope.
1315
01:26:44,111 --> 01:26:44,912
Don't touch anything.
1316
01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:46,181
I want to fly it.
1317
01:26:46,717 --> 01:26:48,949
- He said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!
1318
01:26:49,055 --> 01:26:50,250
- I do know what I'm doing!
- No, you don't!
1319
01:26:50,324 --> 01:26:52,591
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up, sit down...
1320
01:26:52,592 --> 01:26:54,260
and don't fuckin' touch anything!
1321
01:26:58,037 --> 01:26:59,038
( groaning )
1322
01:27:00,779 --> 01:27:01,580
Everybody sit down!
1323
01:27:08,695 --> 01:27:09,495
Whoo!
1324
01:27:10,238 --> 01:27:11,239
( snarling )
1325
01:27:11,365 --> 01:27:13,268
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
R-r-r-r-rah -ha!
1326
01:27:13,928 --> 01:27:15,429
( all grunting )
1327
01:27:18,648 --> 01:27:19,448
Hit the wipers.
1328
01:27:25,528 --> 01:27:27,053
Go on, leave me.
1329
01:27:27,131 --> 01:27:29,074
I am not leaving you here like this.
1330
01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:32,410
Motherfuckers around here
eat road kill.
1331
01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:33,750
( laughing )
1332
01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:35,743
See? I'm funny.
1333
01:27:37,986 --> 01:27:39,615
I made you laugh.
1334
01:27:39,690 --> 01:27:40,490
Go to the ocean.
1335
01:27:40,959 --> 01:27:43,988
Put your backs to it.
Protect yourselves there.
1336
01:27:44,065 --> 01:27:46,057
I'm not leaving you, Wray.
1337
01:27:47,939 --> 01:27:50,136
( crying )
It's two against the world.
1338
01:27:51,413 --> 01:27:53,007
It will be.
1339
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:55,320
I promise.
1340
01:27:56,757 --> 01:27:58,556
I never miss.
1341
01:27:59,997 --> 01:28:01,796
Don't worry, baby.
1342
01:28:02,536 --> 01:28:04,506
You'll find your way.
1343
01:28:04,559 --> 01:28:06,923
( cries, mutters )
1344
01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:09,781
( grunts )
1345
01:28:10,792 --> 01:28:12,716
( Cherry sobbing )
1346
01:28:15,534 --> 01:28:16,535
( helicopter hovering overhead )
1347
01:28:19,770 --> 01:28:22,575
Reach up!
1348
01:28:35,133 --> 01:28:37,536
DAKOTA: Reach up!
1349
01:28:38,432 --> 01:28:39,433
( crying )
1350
01:28:46,261 --> 01:28:48,263
##
1351
01:29:01,723 --> 01:29:04,096
( woman singing )
1352
01:29:23,965 --> 01:29:26,333
CHERRY: It's like you said
it would be, Wray.
1353
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,501
I'm like you said I would be.
1354
01:29:30,779 --> 01:29:32,441
I find the lost...
1355
01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:34,218
the weary...
1356
01:29:36,022 --> 01:29:38,015
those that have no hope.
1357
01:29:38,093 --> 01:29:40,499
I find them and I lead them...
1358
01:29:42,101 --> 01:29:44,595
to a land we've made for ourselves.
1359
01:29:45,975 --> 01:29:47,945
The land by the sea.
1360
01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:57,627
( snarling )
1361
01:29:57,730 --> 01:29:58,731
( neighs )
1362
01:30:08,346 --> 01:30:09,147
( horse nickers )
1363
01:30:12,535 --> 01:30:14,537
( woman singing )
1364
01:30:22,348 --> 01:30:24,113
It's beautiful.
1365
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,523
She's beautiful.
1366
01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:32,514
I wish you could see us, us two.
1367
01:30:34,138 --> 01:30:36,005
It's like you said it would be.
1368
01:30:37,278 --> 01:30:39,305
Two against the world, baby.
1369
01:30:40,217 --> 01:30:42,016
Two against the world.
1370
01:31:12,371 --> 01:31:15,670
This film is a brilliant achievement in motion picture history.
1371
01:31:15,712 --> 01:31:21,765
Finally, the truth about Hitler's diabolical plans
to create a race of superwomen can be told.
1372
01:31:23,376 --> 01:31:26,090
'Werewolf Women of the SS'
1373
01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:28,903
Welcome to Death Camp 13.
1374
01:31:28,945 --> 01:31:31,576
Home of the Nazis' diabolical plan.
1375
01:31:31,617 --> 01:31:34,706
To create an army of super werewolf soldiers.
1376
01:31:34,748 --> 01:31:35,833
This is projected.
1377
01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:38,379
Its failure will be your demise...
1378
01:31:38,421 --> 01:31:40,694
... and the end of Germany, Borman.
1379
01:31:40,809 --> 01:31:41,497
Hail, Hitler!
1380
01:31:41,712 --> 01:31:43,377
You have been chosen.
1381
01:31:43,764 --> 01:31:44,765
( laughing )
1382
01:31:44,818 --> 01:31:45,819
Rejoice.
1383
01:31:45,980 --> 01:31:46,981
( screaming )
1384
01:31:47,548 --> 01:31:49,885
I have found the perfect solution.
1385
01:31:49,885 --> 01:31:55,104
The She-Devils of Belzac.
1386
01:31:56,649 --> 01:32:00,168
Can they alone supply the blood
needed to save Hitler's mad dreams?
1387
01:32:00,669 --> 01:32:01,839
( screaming )
1388
01:32:01,839 --> 01:32:05,290
Or with the pride of Germany fall into ruin?
1389
01:32:05,331 --> 01:32:06,751
This is my project.
1390
01:32:06,835 --> 01:32:11,840
We are now in total control of "Pure Wolf".
1391
01:32:13,740 --> 01:32:14,741
This is an outrage!
1392
01:32:18,105 --> 01:32:19,106
( cheering )
1393
01:32:19,548 --> 01:32:20,549
( gun shots)
1394
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:21,512
Highlights!
1395
01:32:21,571 --> 01:32:23,659
Featuring Udo Kier
1396
01:32:23,742 --> 01:32:24,919
Sheri Moon Zombie
1397
01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:26,660
Tom Towles
1398
01:32:26,965 --> 01:32:28,158
Sybil Danning
1399
01:32:28,658 --> 01:32:29,662
Bill Moseley
1400
01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:32,977
And Nicolas Cage...
1401
01:32:33,596 --> 01:32:34,211
as ...
1402
01:32:35,547 --> 01:32:37,081
Fu Manchu.
1403
01:32:38,061 --> 01:32:40,273
This is my Mecca!
1404
01:32:40,939 --> 01:32:42,449
( laughing )
1405
01:32:47,132 --> 01:32:50,213
'Werewolf Women of the SS'
1406
01:32:50,701 --> 01:32:52,784
Written and Directed by Rob Zombie
1407
01:33:24,842 --> 01:33:26,554
If you..
1408
01:33:26,596 --> 01:33:28,725
are thinking
1409
01:33:28,767 --> 01:33:30,687
of going
1410
01:33:30,729 --> 01:33:32,649
into
1411
01:33:32,816 --> 01:33:34,820
this house
1412
01:33:34,902 --> 01:33:35,364
( snarls )
1413
01:33:35,364 --> 01:33:36,208
( screams )
1414
01:33:36,311 --> 01:33:37,047
DON'T
1415
01:33:37,951 --> 01:33:39,871
If you ...
1416
01:33:39,955 --> 01:33:41,708
... are thinking
1417
01:33:42,104 --> 01:33:43,212
... of opening
1418
01:33:43,754 --> 01:33:46,718
... this door.
1419
01:33:48,437 --> 01:33:49,438
DON'T
1420
01:33:49,807 --> 01:33:51,351
If you...
1421
01:33:51,393 --> 01:33:53,355
... are thinking
1422
01:33:53,397 --> 01:33:55,527
... of checking out
1423
01:33:55,568 --> 01:33:57,864
... the basement.
1424
01:33:58,838 --> 01:34:01,753
(evil laughing )
1425
01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:02,567
DON'T
1426
01:34:03,358 --> 01:34:05,195
Don't look behind.
1427
01:34:05,236 --> 01:34:07,282
Don't look in there.
1428
01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:09,829
Don't look up.
1429
01:34:09,870 --> 01:34:12,668
Don't look anywhere.
1430
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:16,216
Don't scream for help.
1431
01:34:17,108 --> 01:34:18,109
Don't move about.
1432
01:34:19,639 --> 01:34:22,812
Don't even breathe.
1433
01:34:23,130 --> 01:34:23,539
DON'T
1434
01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:24,540
DON'T
1435
01:34:24,910 --> 01:34:25,191
DON'T
1436
01:34:26,133 --> 01:34:26,403
DON'T
1437
01:34:26,823 --> 01:34:28,080
DON'T... DON'T
1438
01:34:28,391 --> 01:34:29,696
DON'T... DON'T
1439
01:34:30,059 --> 01:34:31,370
DON'T... DON'T
1440
01:34:31,665 --> 01:34:32,768
DON'T... DON'T
1441
01:34:33,095 --> 01:34:34,214
DON'T... DON'T
1442
01:34:34,541 --> 01:34:35,870
DON'T... DON'T... DON'T...
1443
01:34:35,974 --> 01:34:36,409
DON'T... DON'T!
1444
01:34:36,409 --> 01:34:39,636
If you are thinking of seeing this film alone.
1445
01:34:39,877 --> 01:34:40,539
DON'T
1446
01:34:41,369 --> 01:34:42,370
"Don't"
1447
01:34:49,124 --> 01:34:50,125
( whistling )
1448
01:34:57,999 --> 01:34:59,454
This holiday season,
1449
01:35:00,260 --> 01:35:02,710
prepare to have the stuffing
scared out of you.
1450
01:35:02,810 --> 01:35:03,811
Aaaah!
1451
01:35:06,331 --> 01:35:07,332
'Thanksgiving'
1452
01:35:09,510 --> 01:35:11,597
In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts
1453
01:35:11,806 --> 01:35:17,149
The 4th Thursday in November
is the most celebrated day in the year.
1454
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:20,322
The table is set.
1455
01:35:20,447 --> 01:35:23,704
The festivities have begun.
1456
01:35:23,704 --> 01:35:25,583
But one uninvited guest has arrive.
1457
01:35:26,635 --> 01:35:29,320
And this year there will be...
1458
01:35:29,321 --> 01:35:31,106
... no leftovers.
1459
01:35:31,382 --> 01:35:32,383
( screaming )
1460
01:35:42,146 --> 01:35:43,147
( yelling )
1461
01:35:48,966 --> 01:35:49,767
'Thanksgiving'
1462
01:35:51,682 --> 01:35:52,266
( giggling )
1463
01:35:58,662 --> 01:35:59,913
White meat.
1464
01:35:59,914 --> 01:36:01,293
Dark meat.
1465
01:36:01,345 --> 01:36:02,230
All will be carved.
1466
01:36:06,378 --> 01:36:06,779
Aaaah!
1467
01:36:08,225 --> 01:36:09,226
'Thanksgiving'
1468
01:36:09,434 --> 01:36:11,380
Come on Judy. How about it?
1469
01:36:13,322 --> 01:36:15,101
Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
1470
01:36:19,109 --> 01:36:20,110
Aah!
1471
01:36:21,369 --> 01:36:26,259
( slurping )
1472
01:36:26,951 --> 01:36:27,852
Aaaah!
1473
01:36:29,168 --> 01:36:30,169
'Thanksgiving'
1474
01:36:30,298 --> 01:36:31,515
Cool it, Judy.
1475
01:36:32,504 --> 01:36:33,649
We're safe.
1476
01:36:34,246 --> 01:36:35,487
Bobby's here.
1477
01:36:37,374 --> 01:36:39,105
( kissing )
1478
01:36:42,897 --> 01:36:44,393
Aaaah!
1479
01:36:48,953 --> 01:36:50,159
It's blood.
1480
01:36:52,221 --> 01:36:53,802
Son of a bitch.
1481
01:36:55,878 --> 01:36:56,478
Arrive hungry.
1482
01:36:56,783 --> 01:36:58,785
Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma.
1483
01:36:59,253 --> 01:37:00,094
leave stuffed.
1484
01:37:00,264 --> 01:37:01,486
( gasps, yelling )
1485
01:37:04,438 --> 01:37:06,283
From director Eli Roth.
1486
01:37:07,146 --> 01:37:08,147
'Thanksgiving'
1487
01:37:08,730 --> 01:37:10,944
You'll come home for the holidays
1488
01:37:10,945 --> 01:37:12,088
In a body bag.
1489
01:37:13,086 --> 01:37:13,919
This February.
1490
01:37:14,504 --> 01:37:16,253
##
1491
01:37:20,676 --> 01:37:22,321
Get more out of life.
1492
01:37:23,109 --> 01:37:24,816
Go out to a movie.
1493
01:37:27,271 --> 01:37:28,773
##
1494
01:37:50,926 --> 01:37:51,927
( monkey chatters )
1495
01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:55,881
( lion roars )
1496
01:37:56,991 --> 01:37:58,492
( jungle animal sounds continue )
1497
01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:07,257
( thunder booms )
1498
01:38:12,935 --> 01:38:13,936
( lioness grunts )
1499
01:38:17,384 --> 01:38:18,385
( car engine revving )
1500
01:38:21,348 --> 01:38:22,961
( car speeds away )
1501
01:38:28,776 --> 01:38:31,269
##
1502
01:38:42,427 --> 01:38:43,428
( film projector running )
1503
01:39:22,752 --> 01:39:23,753
( car speeds by )
1504
01:39:25,606 --> 01:39:26,868
( tires screech )
1505
01:40:10,293 --> 01:40:11,294
( car horn honks )
1506
01:40:18,349 --> 01:40:20,046
BUTTERFLY: Hold on, I gotta come up!
1507
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:22,352
I've gotta take
the world's biggest fucking piss.
1508
01:40:22,424 --> 01:40:24,291
JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late!
1509
01:40:24,361 --> 01:40:25,955
We won't!
1510
01:40:49,211 --> 01:40:50,908
Who's... who's holding?
1511
01:40:50,982 --> 01:40:52,611
If you 're not, then nobody.
1512
01:40:52,685 --> 01:40:54,415
We were kind of hoping you were.
1513
01:40:54,488 --> 01:40:56,982
- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
1514
01:40:57,060 --> 01:41:00,157
It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.
1515
01:41:00,233 --> 01:41:02,430
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, little lady.
1516
01:41:02,505 --> 01:41:04,497
You 're gettin' angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
1517
01:41:04,576 --> 01:41:05,376
I was just teasin' you!
1518
01:41:05,845 --> 01:41:06,980
I'm not angry.
It just would be nice
1519
01:41:07,347 --> 01:41:10,080
if y'all didn't just count on me
all the fucking time
1520
01:41:10,153 --> 01:41:12,989
and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
1521
01:41:13,059 --> 01:41:15,029
Okay, mean girl
in a high school movie.
1522
01:41:15,096 --> 01:41:16,530
Are you through
having a tantrum?
1523
01:41:16,533 --> 01:41:17,333
I'm not having a tantrum.
1524
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:19,917
Come on, don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
1525
01:41:19,987 --> 01:41:23,991
One, it is not about the money.
It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
1526
01:41:24,095 --> 01:41:26,258
And two, we're not really fighting.
1527
01:41:26,333 --> 01:41:30,000
Arlene, you 've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
1528
01:41:30,074 --> 01:41:30,875
That wasn't a fight.
1529
01:41:31,376 --> 01:41:33,939
That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch
1530
01:41:34,015 --> 01:41:37,887
and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
1531
01:41:38,326 --> 01:41:39,218
Oh! Billboard!
1532
01:41:39,809 --> 01:41:42,438
( girls cheer )
1533
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,882
Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
1534
01:41:46,418 --> 01:41:47,296
You bet your ass he is...
1535
01:41:47,576 --> 01:41:49,725
Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
1536
01:41:50,461 --> 01:41:52,331
He's got a big thing for Julia.
1537
01:41:52,364 --> 01:41:54,631
If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me,
1538
01:41:54,703 --> 01:41:56,365
as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
1539
01:41:56,366 --> 01:41:58,105
and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does.
1540
01:41:58,177 --> 01:42:00,910
And on my birthday
he'd give me a fucking phone call.
1541
01:42:01,035 --> 01:42:03,222
But other than that he's putty
in my hands.
1542
01:42:03,664 --> 01:42:05,326
So what's the plan, man?
1543
01:42:05,838 --> 01:42:07,394
Margaritas and Mexican
food at Guero's,
1544
01:42:07,676 --> 01:42:09,646
touch base with Chris and Jesse,
tell them about later,
1545
01:42:09,714 --> 01:42:11,809
and make damn sure they come.
1546
01:42:11,885 --> 01:42:15,051
Those other guys'll be waiting for us
at the Texas Chili Parlor.
1547
01:42:15,124 --> 01:42:18,394
Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
1548
01:42:18,665 --> 01:42:20,463
what happened
with you and Nate last night?
1549
01:42:20,536 --> 01:42:23,234
Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met each other.
1550
01:42:23,307 --> 01:42:26,143
If you don't bust their balls a little bit,
they're never gonna respect you.
1551
01:42:26,213 --> 01:42:28,582
Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
1552
01:42:28,652 --> 01:42:30,849
How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
1553
01:42:30,923 --> 01:42:32,950
Oh, nothing to write home about.
1554
01:42:33,027 --> 01:42:35,429
We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
1555
01:42:35,498 --> 01:42:37,060
Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
1556
01:42:37,068 --> 01:42:39,801
Dressed. I said we made out.
We didn't do "the thing. "
1557
01:42:39,874 --> 01:42:43,278
Oh, excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
1558
01:42:43,347 --> 01:42:45,180
You know, it's everything but.
1559
01:42:45,251 --> 01:42:46,982
They call that "the thing"?
1560
01:42:47,055 --> 01:42:48,615
I call it "the thing. "
1561
01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:50,651
Do guys like "the thing"?
1562
01:42:50,729 --> 01:42:52,425
They like it better than "no thing. "
1563
01:42:54,269 --> 01:42:56,706
Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
1564
01:42:56,774 --> 01:42:58,333
So you 're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
1565
01:42:58,673 --> 01:42:59,449
Correct.
1566
01:42:59,588 --> 01:43:00,971
Whose couch?
His or the one in your hotel room?
1567
01:43:01,049 --> 01:43:03,485
What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
1568
01:43:03,555 --> 01:43:05,582
Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
1569
01:43:05,659 --> 01:43:08,095
We started sitting up,
we worked our way to lying down.
1570
01:43:08,163 --> 01:43:10,760
Hmm. The plot thickens.
Who was on top?
1571
01:43:11,336 --> 01:43:13,169
I was straddling him.
1572
01:43:14,049 --> 01:43:16,143
- So what about tonight?
- Well, we'll see, Shanna.
1573
01:43:16,396 --> 01:43:19,129
I mean I like Nate.
He's cute, he's a pretty good kisser.
1574
01:43:19,130 --> 01:43:20,030
But it ain't a done deal.
1575
01:43:20,209 --> 01:43:21,252
Yeah, fuck Nate.
1576
01:43:21,255 --> 01:43:22,027
I mean, he's cute and all,
1577
01:43:22,068 --> 01:43:24,121
but Jesse Letterman
is gonna be all over her.
1578
01:43:24,148 --> 01:43:26,446
Jessie Letterman the Austin director
who did "Potheads"?
1579
01:43:26,447 --> 01:43:27,740
He's a good friend.
1580
01:43:27,841 --> 01:43:29,453
Maybe they can bring some pot.
1581
01:43:29,702 --> 01:43:31,212
Fuck that. No.
1582
01:43:31,238 --> 01:43:33,671
I don't wanna be either A,
depending on their fucking ass,
1583
01:43:33,671 --> 01:43:35,460
or B, depending on their ass.
1584
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:36,444
Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
1585
01:43:36,449 --> 01:43:39,080
we're gonna be stuck with them
all fucking night.
1586
01:43:39,154 --> 01:43:40,960
Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
1587
01:43:41,358 --> 01:43:42,518
Best idea you had all day.
1588
01:43:42,788 --> 01:43:46,158
Oh, hey! That's your
last billboard before Guero's!
1589
01:43:46,235 --> 01:43:47,863
Oh, come on, give me a break.
1590
01:43:48,077 --> 01:43:50,353
Oh, come on, my ass!
We said every time.
1591
01:43:50,645 --> 01:43:51,779
Okay.
1592
01:43:52,287 --> 01:43:54,902
( girls cheer )
1593
01:43:58,961 --> 01:44:01,295
##
1594
01:44:06,610 --> 01:44:08,272
BUTTERFLY:
Jules, let me get a drag.
1595
01:44:08,346 --> 01:44:09,147
Thanks.
1596
01:44:10,375 --> 01:44:11,376
( people chattering )
1597
01:44:14,807 --> 01:44:15,808
( car engine stuttering )
1598
01:44:26,584 --> 01:44:27,585
( car engine revs )
1599
01:44:31,194 --> 01:44:32,195
( revving )
1600
01:44:33,789 --> 01:44:34,790
( tires screech )
1601
01:44:36,651 --> 01:44:37,652
( car speeds away )
1602
01:44:38,009 --> 01:44:39,010
( people giggling, chattering )
1603
01:44:39,889 --> 01:44:40,933
GIRL: Oh, my God.
1604
01:44:41,613 --> 01:44:44,088
Hey, this is...
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.
1605
01:44:44,448 --> 01:44:45,044
MARCY, BUTTERFLY: Hey.
1606
01:44:45,611 --> 01:44:48,250
- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
1607
01:44:48,894 --> 01:44:49,695
Ooh...
1608
01:44:50,363 --> 01:44:52,527
So, you must be-- must be--
1609
01:44:52,602 --> 01:44:55,008
So, you must be
the infamous Butterfly.
1610
01:44:55,473 --> 01:44:56,274
SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
1611
01:44:56,577 --> 01:44:58,478
She don't know nothing about it.
1612
01:44:58,747 --> 01:45:00,580
- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
1613
01:45:00,651 --> 01:45:01,788
- Soon.
- Tell me what?
1614
01:45:01,820 --> 01:45:04,318
Yeah, now thanks to you,
we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
1615
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:05,897
All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
1616
01:45:05,995 --> 01:45:08,660
I said a little something-something
about you on the air today.
1617
01:45:08,834 --> 01:45:11,031
Julia, what the fuck
did you say about me on the radio?
1618
01:45:11,305 --> 01:45:14,745
All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
1619
01:45:14,813 --> 01:45:16,840
who was in from out-of-town
for the weekend,
1620
01:45:16,917 --> 01:45:19,548
and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
1621
01:45:19,622 --> 01:45:22,024
and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
1622
01:45:22,093 --> 01:45:26,097
And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
1623
01:45:26,770 --> 01:45:29,742
if they'd do something,
you 'd do something.
1624
01:45:29,809 --> 01:45:31,178
Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
1625
01:45:31,178 --> 01:45:33,581
What did you say
and what did you say I'd do?
1626
01:45:33,650 --> 01:45:37,590
Anywho, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
1627
01:45:37,658 --> 01:45:39,777
or Marcy over here,
1628
01:45:40,396 --> 01:45:42,959
who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
1629
01:45:43,035 --> 01:45:47,039
which I think will give you a better idea
what you have in store for you tonight.
1630
01:45:47,210 --> 01:45:49,271
Okay, so just tell me your way.
1631
01:45:49,348 --> 01:45:51,341
- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
1632
01:45:51,418 --> 01:45:52,707
Okay, give Marcy your drink.
1633
01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:54,126
( slides drink )
1634
01:45:55,114 --> 01:45:58,413
Okay, so you 're
in a club or a bar,
1635
01:45:58,437 --> 01:46:01,462
and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
1636
01:46:01,540 --> 01:46:03,270
or better be
fucking hysterically funny,
1637
01:46:03,342 --> 01:46:06,075
but not-funny-looking guy
who you could fuck.
1638
01:46:06,148 --> 01:46:06,949
Got it.
1639
01:46:07,450 --> 01:46:09,215
Okay, Marcy, take it.
1640
01:46:13,945 --> 01:46:14,946
( chuckles )
1641
01:46:17,731 --> 01:46:18,840
( in southern accent )
Howdy.
1642
01:46:19,408 --> 01:46:21,709
( sighs )
Hi, there.
1643
01:46:22,881 --> 01:46:24,078
( chuckles )
Excuse me, but...
1644
01:46:24,552 --> 01:46:26,613
your name wouldn't be
"Butterfly, " would it?
1645
01:46:26,690 --> 01:46:30,596
Yes, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.
1646
01:46:30,664 --> 01:46:31,464
Barry.
1647
01:46:32,167 --> 01:46:33,864
Pleased to meet you, Barry.
1648
01:46:33,937 --> 01:46:34,738
Y'all are gettin' me hot!
1649
01:46:35,473 --> 01:46:36,274
Shh!
1650
01:46:39,782 --> 01:46:43,586
So is, uh...
"Butterfly" your real name?
1651
01:46:44,024 --> 01:46:45,755
Yes, it is.
1652
01:46:45,828 --> 01:46:47,764
And how'd you know
my name, Barry?
1653
01:46:47,832 --> 01:46:50,633
I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this mornin'.
1654
01:46:50,704 --> 01:46:51,505
Oh, you did, did you?
1655
01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:54,240
Oh, yeah, I listen to her show
every morning.
1656
01:46:54,311 --> 01:46:55,606
Oh, you do, do you?
1657
01:46:56,379 --> 01:46:58,803
Yeah, she's like
the coolest lady in town.
1658
01:46:59,488 --> 01:47:01,679
Don't you think
she's got a big ass?
1659
01:47:02,027 --> 01:47:04,794
Nah, man!
I like her ass that way.
1660
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:07,270
She got a black girl's ass.
1661
01:47:07,538 --> 01:47:09,200
( chuckles )
Well, that's what she always says,
1662
01:47:09,274 --> 01:47:12,144
but in actual fact, she doesn't
really have a black girl's ass.
1663
01:47:12,213 --> 01:47:14,206
She's got a 'big' ass.
1664
01:47:14,284 --> 01:47:15,422
Okay, what the fuck
are you doing?
1665
01:47:15,423 --> 01:47:17,420
Look who wants
to get to the point all of a sudden.
1666
01:47:17,491 --> 01:47:18,292
Okay, we'll get to the point,
1667
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:20,662
but for your information,
skinny bitch,
1668
01:47:20,731 --> 01:47:23,828
black men and a whole lot
of motherfuckin' white men
1669
01:47:23,904 --> 01:47:26,352
have had plenty of fun
adoring my ass.
1670
01:47:26,543 --> 01:47:29,335
I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
1671
01:47:29,749 --> 01:47:32,185
If you 're not gonna buy me a drink,
can I have mine back?
1672
01:47:32,254 --> 01:47:33,880
( normal voice )
No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1673
01:47:34,391 --> 01:47:35,492
( southern accent )
So, Butterfly...
1674
01:47:36,036 --> 01:47:37,624
can I buy you a drink?
1675
01:47:37,830 --> 01:47:38,614
I'd love one.
1676
01:47:38,825 --> 01:47:39,740
What can I get ya?
1677
01:47:39,838 --> 01:47:41,365
I'll take a margarita.
1678
01:47:41,665 --> 01:47:42,353
( chuckles )
1679
01:47:42,767 --> 01:47:43,768
Here ya go.
1680
01:47:45,480 --> 01:47:47,416
So, after they buy you a drink
1681
01:47:47,484 --> 01:47:49,887
when they raise
their glass to toast,
1682
01:47:49,956 --> 01:47:53,960
they look you dead in the eye
and repeat this poem--
1683
01:47:55,033 --> 01:47:58,632
"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep
1684
01:47:59,474 --> 01:48:03,478
And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep. "
1685
01:48:04,719 --> 01:48:06,586
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
1686
01:48:06,656 --> 01:48:09,413
"Miles to go before you sleep. "
1687
01:48:09,696 --> 01:48:12,817
And then, if they say that...
1688
01:48:14,147 --> 01:48:15,673
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
1689
01:48:15,679 --> 01:48:17,092
- BUTTERFLY: What?
- ( laughs )
1690
01:48:17,778 --> 01:48:20,271
If they call you "Butterfly, "
buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
1691
01:48:20,350 --> 01:48:21,354
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
1692
01:48:21,455 --> 01:48:23,320
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothin'.
1693
01:48:23,389 --> 01:48:25,018
Well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
1694
01:48:25,338 --> 01:48:27,066
everybody in Austin
is gonna think you a chicken shit.
1695
01:48:27,267 --> 01:48:28,990
And I don't think you want
everybody in Austin
1696
01:48:29,067 --> 01:48:30,593
thinking you 're a chicken shit.
1697
01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:32,834
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
1698
01:48:33,247 --> 01:48:36,447
Look. You don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
1699
01:48:36,521 --> 01:48:38,490
I said you 'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
1700
01:48:38,558 --> 01:48:41,587
So, some geek comes over
trying to be cool,
1701
01:48:41,664 --> 01:48:44,568
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
1702
01:48:44,637 --> 01:48:48,371
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
1703
01:48:48,444 --> 01:48:50,934
But maybe a little later
in the evening,
1704
01:48:51,083 --> 01:48:52,609
you 've had a few drinks,
1705
01:48:52,686 --> 01:48:54,883
you 're kind of loosey-goosey,
1706
01:48:54,957 --> 01:48:56,756
you 're safe with your girls,
1707
01:48:56,828 --> 01:48:59,561
then some kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
1708
01:48:59,633 --> 01:49:03,436
hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy
comes up and says it...
1709
01:49:03,508 --> 01:49:07,512
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
1710
01:49:07,999 --> 01:49:09,230
##
1711
01:49:10,805 --> 01:49:12,366
# Baby #
1712
01:49:21,593 --> 01:49:22,594
( chattering in spanish )
1713
01:49:31,846 --> 01:49:35,857
# It doesn 't matter
what they say #
1714
01:49:36,164 --> 01:49:39,417
# I know I' m gonna love you
any old way #
1715
01:49:40,211 --> 01:49:44,724
# What can I do without you? #
1716
01:49:46,478 --> 01:49:50,804
# Don 't want nobody. nobody #
1717
01:49:51,386 --> 01:49:54,825
# Baby, it's you #
1718
01:49:56,597 --> 01:49:59,951
# Baby, it's you #
1719
01:50:01,206 --> 01:50:04,308
# Don 't leave me alone #
1720
01:50:06,316 --> 01:50:09,331
# Come on home #
1721
01:50:11,426 --> 01:50:14,877
# Baby, it's you #
1722
01:50:15,224 --> 01:50:16,225
( cheering )
1723
01:50:17,014 --> 01:50:18,015
# Baby, it's you... #
1724
01:50:21,955 --> 01:50:23,666
Any dead soldiers here?
1725
01:50:23,826 --> 01:50:25,243
Uh, these two. Thank you.
1726
01:50:27,158 --> 01:50:28,718
Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
1727
01:50:28,795 --> 01:50:31,731
That's a good fucking question.
1728
01:50:34,094 --> 01:50:35,095
( laughs )
1729
01:50:37,663 --> 01:50:38,664
( laughs quietly )
1730
01:50:42,455 --> 01:50:43,403
Lanna-Frank!
1731
01:50:44,425 --> 01:50:45,493
Where are you?
1732
01:50:47,833 --> 01:50:50,351
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
1733
01:50:50,497 --> 01:50:53,521
- ##
- Shit! Hold on!
1734
01:51:05,501 --> 01:51:07,095
So, where are you?
1735
01:51:08,273 --> 01:51:10,300
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
1736
01:51:11,279 --> 01:51:13,674
No. We're not coming over there.
1737
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,584
You come over here
like you said you would.
1738
01:51:16,657 --> 01:51:19,652
So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
1739
01:51:19,730 --> 01:51:22,200
- Shauna?
- Oh, fuck. l...
1740
01:51:22,268 --> 01:51:22,997
No.
1741
01:51:22,998 --> 01:51:26,274
Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
1742
01:51:26,342 --> 01:51:29,178
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other.
1743
01:51:29,248 --> 01:51:30,808
We all hate the name "Shauna, "
1744
01:51:30,885 --> 01:51:33,321
and we really hate it
when people call us "Shauna. "
1745
01:52:10,565 --> 01:52:11,745
Just remember...
1746
01:52:11,901 --> 01:52:14,566
it's "Shanna Banana, "
not "Shauna Banauna. "
1747
01:52:14,640 --> 01:52:17,840
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
1748
01:52:17,913 --> 01:52:21,139
- Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but...
- ( cell phone beeps )
1749
01:52:22,470 --> 01:52:23,471
( beeps )
1750
01:52:45,635 --> 01:52:47,969
##
1751
01:52:48,039 --> 01:52:52,036
Okay... Warren's sending over shots,
and you know the house rules.
1752
01:52:52,114 --> 01:52:54,813
If he sends over shots,
you gotta do them.
1753
01:52:54,886 --> 01:52:57,254
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
1754
01:52:57,324 --> 01:53:00,855
- Warren says it, we do it!
- WARREN: I love that philosophy!
1755
01:53:00,932 --> 01:53:03,334
"Warren says it, we do it. "
1756
01:53:03,403 --> 01:53:05,760
So let's do it!
1757
01:53:05,919 --> 01:53:06,899
What is it?
1758
01:53:06,977 --> 01:53:10,657
Hey, shot first, questions later.
Here we go. Post time!
1759
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:12,521
WARREN: Mmm!
1760
01:53:13,223 --> 01:53:15,334
( glasses slamming down,
cheering )
1761
01:53:15,427 --> 01:53:16,953
Whoo-hoo!
1762
01:53:17,193 --> 01:53:18,416
( cheering, groaning )
1763
01:53:20,605 --> 01:53:24,408
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
1764
01:53:24,478 --> 01:53:25,759
What the fuck is it?!
1765
01:53:25,815 --> 01:53:27,408
Chartreuse.
1766
01:53:27,484 --> 01:53:31,301
The only liquor so good
they named a color after it.
1767
01:53:31,328 --> 01:53:32,329
( all laughing )
1768
01:53:32,562 --> 01:53:34,155
Who's down for 'dos' Chartreuse?
1769
01:53:34,231 --> 01:53:36,497
- ( cheering )
- Not me.
1770
01:53:36,570 --> 01:53:38,335
I'm going out for a smoke.
1771
01:53:38,440 --> 01:53:40,865
Okay, but careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
1772
01:53:41,068 --> 01:53:42,667
WARREN: You 'll blow up the joint.
1773
01:53:52,067 --> 01:53:54,060
##
1774
01:53:55,808 --> 01:53:57,225
OMAR: Drinks.
What can we get you?
1775
01:53:57,244 --> 01:53:58,045
Shanna Banana?
1776
01:53:58,413 --> 01:54:00,801
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
1777
01:54:01,052 --> 01:54:03,820
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic with no ice.
1778
01:54:04,091 --> 01:54:05,822
Good boy.
1779
01:54:07,123 --> 01:54:08,124
( laughs )
1780
01:54:10,124 --> 01:54:11,125
( music continues inside )
1781
01:54:27,639 --> 01:54:28,692
Oh, hey, Punky.
1782
01:54:28,844 --> 01:54:31,373
Uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
1783
01:55:04,706 --> 01:55:05,707
( record player clanks )
1784
01:55:10,643 --> 01:55:12,637
##
1785
01:55:23,034 --> 01:55:24,778
# It was early. early one morning #
1786
01:55:25,873 --> 01:55:28,310
# When I heard my bulldog bark #
1787
01:55:29,012 --> 01:55:32,046
# It was Staggolee and Billy Lyons #
1788
01:55:32,352 --> 01:55:34,345
# Squabblin ' in the dark... #
1789
01:55:34,423 --> 01:55:36,986
Now, look, you can't look like
you 're trying to get her out of here
1790
01:55:37,062 --> 01:55:38,454
before Christian Simonson shows up,
1791
01:55:38,497 --> 01:55:41,128
but you 've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
1792
01:55:41,203 --> 01:55:42,212
Yeah, but what's the point?
1793
01:55:42,272 --> 01:55:44,242
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
1794
01:55:44,309 --> 01:55:45,110
and it's no guys.
1795
01:55:45,546 --> 01:55:47,105
Absolutely no guys.
1796
01:55:47,182 --> 01:55:49,779
Okay. So after we bring
the girls' drinks,
1797
01:55:49,854 --> 01:55:54,063
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
1798
01:55:54,664 --> 01:55:56,695
( chuckling )
You think they're gonna fall for that?
1799
01:55:57,202 --> 01:55:59,696
We'll be very convincing.
1800
01:56:00,208 --> 01:56:02,215
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
1801
01:56:02,479 --> 01:56:04,117
We go to J�ger shots.
1802
01:56:04,717 --> 01:56:06,919
( chuckling )
Man, they're not gonna drink J�ger shots.
1803
01:56:07,355 --> 01:56:08,847
Dude, as long as
a guy's buying the booze,
1804
01:56:08,925 --> 01:56:10,767
a fucking bitch
will drink anything.
1805
01:56:10,769 --> 01:56:12,159
Come on, dude, we can
at least get one shot of J�ger
1806
01:56:12,159 --> 01:56:14,095
down these
fucking bitches' throats.
1807
01:56:14,169 --> 01:56:16,264
After that, we'll see if they get
another J�ger shot in them.
1808
01:56:16,340 --> 01:56:17,341
You never know.
1809
01:56:17,409 --> 01:56:19,812
That could be the shot
that puts them past the point of "fuck it. "
1810
01:56:19,881 --> 01:56:21,680
Then all of a sudden
"no guys at the lake house"
1811
01:56:21,751 --> 01:56:23,687
turns into a couple of guys
at the lake house.
1812
01:56:23,755 --> 01:56:24,556
My point exactly.
1813
01:56:27,478 --> 01:56:28,479
( chuckles )
1814
01:56:28,609 --> 01:56:30,305
Dude, check it out.
1815
01:56:30,378 --> 01:56:32,439
I wonder if B.J.
brought the bear with him.
1816
01:56:34,954 --> 01:56:35,755
Jesus.
1817
01:56:36,696 --> 01:56:37,697
( twangs song )
1818
01:56:39,463 --> 01:56:42,230
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
1819
01:56:42,420 --> 01:56:43,421
( laughs )
1820
01:56:43,568 --> 01:56:45,076
# Well, the last time he shot him #
1821
01:56:45,933 --> 01:56:48,214
# caused Billy Lyons to die. #
1822
01:56:48,982 --> 01:56:51,835
# Staggolee told Mrs. Billy: #
1823
01:56:51,835 --> 01:56:54,263
# �You don�t believe your man is dead? #
1824
01:56:54,264 --> 01:56:55,163
( girls chattering )
1825
01:56:55,664 --> 01:56:57,924
# Come on into the barroom, #
1826
01:56:58,257 --> 01:56:59,887
# See the hole
I shot in his head #
1827
01:56:59,962 --> 01:57:01,338
( Shanna singing )
1828
01:57:01,463 --> 01:57:04,050
# The high sheriff
told the deputy #
1829
01:57:04,369 --> 01:57:06,575
# Get your pistols
and come with me #
1830
01:57:07,442 --> 01:57:10,552
# We got to go arrest
a bad man #
1831
01:57:10,916 --> 01:57:13,216
# Known as Staggolee... #
1832
01:57:13,639 --> 01:57:15,131
# The deputies took their ... #
1833
01:57:15,205 --> 01:57:17,266
JUNGLE JULIA:
And where did you two disappear to?
1834
01:57:17,390 --> 01:57:18,844
I had to get something
out of the car,
1835
01:57:18,987 --> 01:57:22,033
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
to escort me with his umbrella.
1836
01:57:22,057 --> 01:57:24,121
Ah, good for you, Nate.
1837
01:57:24,511 --> 01:57:26,405
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
1838
01:57:29,166 --> 01:57:30,795
Who, the dirty hippie?
1839
01:57:30,870 --> 01:57:32,703
Meow. She's not a hippie.
1840
01:57:32,874 --> 01:57:34,114
She might as well be a hippie.
1841
01:57:34,454 --> 01:57:35,455
( laughs )
1842
01:57:35,646 --> 01:57:37,205
Thank you, Timmy boy.
1843
01:57:38,317 --> 01:57:40,845
Well, do you know
what just happened to her?
1844
01:57:40,923 --> 01:57:43,690
No, but I know she's
a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
1845
01:57:43,876 --> 01:57:44,877
( all laugh )
1846
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:48,128
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story?
1847
01:57:48,906 --> 01:57:49,929
What about her?
1848
01:57:50,144 --> 01:57:51,145
( scoffs )
1849
01:57:51,222 --> 01:57:52,223
( laughs )
1850
01:57:52,647 --> 01:57:53,447
PAM: Hey, Warren!
1851
01:57:53,849 --> 01:57:56,980
Is there anybody you could
vouch for to give me a ride home?
1852
01:57:57,330 --> 01:57:58,331
( keys clatter )
1853
01:57:58,959 --> 01:58:01,896
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
1854
01:58:02,165 --> 01:58:04,067
- You 've been eavesdropping?
- ( chuckles )
1855
01:58:04,136 --> 01:58:06,801
There's eavesdropping
and "can't help but hear. "
1856
01:58:06,875 --> 01:58:08,902
I think I belong
in the latter category.
1857
01:58:10,215 --> 01:58:11,878
So, uh, Icy Hot.
1858
01:58:11,952 --> 01:58:14,184
You 're offering me a ride home?
1859
01:58:14,256 --> 01:58:17,889
I'm offering you a lift if when
I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
1860
01:58:17,964 --> 01:58:20,196
And when are you
thinking about leaving?
1861
01:58:20,268 --> 01:58:22,135
Truthfully,
I'm not thinking about it.
1862
01:58:22,607 --> 01:58:26,011
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
1863
01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:28,448
Will you be able
to, uh, drive later?
1864
01:58:28,519 --> 01:58:30,546
I know looks can be deceiving.
1865
01:58:31,992 --> 01:58:32,966
But I'm a teetotaler.
1866
01:58:33,562 --> 01:58:35,691
I've been drinking
club soda and lime all night,
1867
01:58:35,766 --> 01:58:37,759
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
1868
01:58:37,837 --> 01:58:42,106
- Which is what?
- Virgin pi�a colada.
1869
01:58:42,981 --> 01:58:45,885
Okay. Why would
someone who doesn't drink
1870
01:58:45,953 --> 01:58:48,619
spend hours at a bar drinking water?
1871
01:58:48,892 --> 01:58:52,559
You know, a bar offers
all kind of things other than alcohol.
1872
01:58:52,634 --> 01:58:55,127
Mmm. Really?
1873
01:58:55,205 --> 01:58:56,657
Like what?
1874
01:58:58,679 --> 01:58:59,479
Women.
1875
01:58:59,881 --> 01:59:02,351
Nacho grande platters.
1876
01:59:02,419 --> 01:59:04,982
The fellowship
of some fascinating individuals,
1877
01:59:05,058 --> 01:59:05,859
like Warren here.
1878
01:59:06,376 --> 01:59:07,778
( Pam chuckles )
Fair enough.
1879
01:59:08,390 --> 01:59:10,019
So what's your name, Icy?
1880
01:59:10,704 --> 01:59:12,063
Stuntman Mike.
1881
01:59:13,701 --> 01:59:14,702
Stuntman Mike's your name?
1882
01:59:15,304 --> 01:59:17,615
Tsk. You ask anybody.
1883
01:59:19,212 --> 01:59:20,514
Hey, Warren.
1884
01:59:20,514 --> 01:59:21,815
Who is this guy?
1885
01:59:22,215 --> 01:59:23,517
WARREN: Stuntman Mike.
1886
01:59:24,188 --> 01:59:26,215
And who the hell
is Stuntman Mike?
1887
01:59:26,292 --> 01:59:27,093
He's a stuntman.
1888
01:59:27,272 --> 01:59:28,273
( chuckles )
1889
01:59:29,013 --> 01:59:31,774
- ( all laughing )
- Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
1890
01:59:45,445 --> 01:59:46,939
##
1891
02:00:00,776 --> 02:00:03,246
(Butterfly mouthing along)
# People. I' ve been misled #
1892
02:00:04,584 --> 02:00:07,707
# And I' ve been afraid #
1893
02:00:09,594 --> 02:00:12,397
# I' ve been hit in the head #
1894
02:00:12,534 --> 02:00:14,844
# And left for days #
1895
02:00:16,307 --> 02:00:18,676
# I' ve been abused #
1896
02:00:20,048 --> 02:00:22,148
# And I' ve been accused #
1897
02:00:23,756 --> 02:00:26,487
# I' ve been refused #
1898
02:00:27,096 --> 02:00:29,330
( door opens )
# A piece of bread... #
1899
02:00:29,534 --> 02:00:31,462
- Ah!
- Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
1900
02:00:32,406 --> 02:00:33,207
Mwah.
1901
02:00:33,486 --> 02:00:34,544
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?
1902
02:00:35,145 --> 02:00:36,443
- # In my life before #
- Hey, what's up?
1903
02:00:36,515 --> 02:00:37,315
Hey!
1904
02:00:37,851 --> 02:00:40,302
( slaps rear )
Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
1905
02:00:40,556 --> 02:00:42,526
( coughs, laughs )
Hey.
1906
02:00:42,594 --> 02:00:43,928
# Go wrong as I do today #
1907
02:00:45,499 --> 02:00:48,471
- # I want you to stop... #
- Well, let's scootch over, now.
1908
02:00:48,539 --> 02:00:50,509
It's about fucking time.
1909
02:00:50,576 --> 02:00:52,876
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
1910
02:00:53,481 --> 02:00:55,577
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
1911
02:00:56,855 --> 02:00:57,656
What?
1912
02:00:58,091 --> 02:00:58,892
That table.
1913
02:00:59,293 --> 02:01:01,195
Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.
1914
02:01:01,264 --> 02:01:03,758
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
1915
02:01:03,836 --> 02:01:04,448
Yep.
1916
02:01:04,905 --> 02:01:07,349
She sure is a striking-looking woman.
1917
02:01:07,644 --> 02:01:09,580
It's got gin, tequila, J�ger...
1918
02:01:09,848 --> 02:01:10,882
Look at that hair.
1919
02:01:11,044 --> 02:01:12,018
Lots of leave-in conditioner.
1920
02:01:14,156 --> 02:01:16,149
Is that jealousy I detect?
1921
02:01:16,227 --> 02:01:20,190
Hardly. But if you want
to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
1922
02:01:20,268 --> 02:01:22,101
there's a real easy way to do that.
1923
02:01:22,172 --> 02:01:23,732
Really, what would that be?
1924
02:01:23,809 --> 02:01:27,248
Get famous. You won't have
to find her... she'll find you.
1925
02:01:27,316 --> 02:01:30,687
And you don't even want to know
what she did for that billboard.
1926
02:01:30,756 --> 02:01:32,281
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
1927
02:01:32,359 --> 02:01:33,160
You 've earned it.
1928
02:01:33,863 --> 02:01:35,799
What did she ever do to you?
1929
02:01:35,867 --> 02:01:38,250
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
1930
02:01:38,393 --> 02:01:40,542
That's what she did to me.
1931
02:01:40,610 --> 02:01:42,340
She was her height right now at 12.
1932
02:01:43,281 --> 02:01:45,114
- She was a monster.
- ( chuckling )
1933
02:01:45,185 --> 02:01:49,091
Half the guys she still fucks
she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
1934
02:01:49,160 --> 02:01:51,571
And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
1935
02:01:51,902 --> 02:01:53,329
That pituitary case?
1936
02:01:53,358 --> 02:01:54,863
Might have kicked my ass
a couple of times...
1937
02:01:54,873 --> 02:01:58,241
sorry, I'm built like a girl,
not a black man--
1938
02:01:58,311 --> 02:02:01,486
but I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
1939
02:02:21,537 --> 02:02:24,596
Hey! Are you
famous or somethin'?
1940
02:02:25,344 --> 02:02:26,145
Or somethin'.
1941
02:02:26,780 --> 02:02:28,039
No, no, no. Really.
1942
02:02:29,318 --> 02:02:31,151
Hey, what do-- what do you do?
1943
02:02:32,057 --> 02:02:32,858
Really?
1944
02:02:33,426 --> 02:02:37,332
What I do is work my ass off to get
my own record label off the ground,
1945
02:02:37,401 --> 02:02:41,405
but why that girl wanted a picture of me
is because I'm a local D. J.
1946
02:02:44,382 --> 02:02:45,183
Wait a minute.
1947
02:02:47,121 --> 02:02:50,652
You 've got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
1948
02:02:50,728 --> 02:02:51,529
Yeah.
1949
02:02:52,264 --> 02:02:54,667
I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
1950
02:02:57,509 --> 02:02:58,309
Yeah.
1951
02:03:00,447 --> 02:03:02,041
Jungle Julia Lucai.
1952
02:03:02,117 --> 02:03:04,053
Stuntman Mike McKay.
1953
02:03:04,121 --> 02:03:04,922
Well.
1954
02:03:05,558 --> 02:03:08,171
Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
1955
02:03:08,731 --> 02:03:11,065
My friends and I are going
to continue to get our weed on.
1956
02:03:11,135 --> 02:03:11,936
Would you care for some?
1957
02:03:12,471 --> 02:03:13,272
Thank you, Julia,
1958
02:03:13,975 --> 02:03:16,600
but just the same...
no thanks.
1959
02:03:16,914 --> 02:03:18,439
- Suit yourself.
- But you know--
1960
02:03:21,393 --> 02:03:22,394
( sighs )
1961
02:03:22,643 --> 02:03:23,644
( groans )
1962
02:03:24,125 --> 02:03:25,126
( breathese heavily )
1963
02:03:28,537 --> 02:03:30,472
( quietly )
Oh, shit.
1964
02:03:30,541 --> 02:03:31,341
Ah! My God.
1965
02:03:34,516 --> 02:03:35,316
Sorry. It's nothing.
1966
02:03:39,292 --> 02:03:40,093
What the fuck was that?
1967
02:03:41,923 --> 02:03:43,701
( chattering, laughing )
1968
02:03:45,237 --> 02:03:47,104
You got some voucher here.
1969
02:03:47,174 --> 02:03:48,837
I asked him
what movies you worked on.
1970
02:03:48,911 --> 02:03:50,608
No fuckin' clue.
1971
02:03:50,682 --> 02:03:53,916
Well, technically I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
1972
02:03:53,988 --> 02:03:56,960
I mean, he shows me
an episode of 'High Chaparral'.
1973
02:03:57,027 --> 02:03:57,828
a guy falls off a horse,
1974
02:03:58,496 --> 02:03:59,297
he says it's him.
1975
02:03:59,656 --> 02:04:00,493
( Warren laughs )
1976
02:04:01,169 --> 02:04:03,401
You know the show 'The Virginian'?
1977
02:04:05,310 --> 02:04:08,009
Yeah, well, there was another
actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
1978
02:04:08,083 --> 02:04:09,950
and I looked like him a bit--
1979
02:04:10,020 --> 02:04:13,186
well, obviously
before I cut myself shaving.
1980
02:04:13,259 --> 02:04:15,229
Tsk. Aww, I like it.
1981
02:04:15,297 --> 02:04:19,301
Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet
you make sugar taste just like salt.
1982
02:04:19,606 --> 02:04:23,045
Anyway, I did a lot of 'Virginians'
doubling Gary Clarke.
1983
02:04:23,113 --> 02:04:26,848
And, uh... then that show turned
into 'The Men of Shiloh'.
1984
02:04:26,920 --> 02:04:29,653
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
1985
02:04:29,726 --> 02:04:32,994
From that point on
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
1986
02:04:33,066 --> 02:04:36,631
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of 'Vega$'.
1987
02:04:36,707 --> 02:04:38,939
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
1988
02:04:39,011 --> 02:04:41,881
And then Bob
did another show, 'Gavilan'.
1989
02:04:41,950 --> 02:04:44,443
and he brought me
with him on that, till--
1990
02:04:46,225 --> 02:04:47,026
And after that...
1991
02:04:51,469 --> 02:04:54,840
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talkin' about?
1992
02:04:54,910 --> 02:04:55,711
Sorry.
1993
02:04:56,346 --> 02:04:57,350
- No?
- Mm-mm.
1994
02:04:57,414 --> 02:04:58,415
No, no.
1995
02:05:01,657 --> 02:05:06,419
So how exactly does one
become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
1996
02:05:08,016 --> 02:05:09,017
( sighs )
1997
02:05:09,138 --> 02:05:13,142
Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
1998
02:05:13,380 --> 02:05:16,113
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
1999
02:05:16,185 --> 02:05:19,818
But really I got into the business the way
most people get into the stunt business.
2000
02:05:19,893 --> 02:05:20,694
How's that?
2001
02:05:21,229 --> 02:05:23,242
- My brother got me in it.
- Well, who's your brother?
2002
02:05:23,801 --> 02:05:24,602
Stuntman Bob.
2003
02:05:25,097 --> 02:05:26,098
( snorts, chuckles )
2004
02:05:27,251 --> 02:05:28,381
( men chatting softly )
2005
02:05:33,927 --> 02:05:34,928
( phone beeping )
2006
02:05:38,531 --> 02:05:39,331
I'm ready to blaze!
2007
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:42,670
Finally, yeah.
You need to catch up with us.
2008
02:05:42,739 --> 02:05:44,741
- Now the party can start.
- Yep.
2009
02:05:45,077 --> 02:05:48,086
Anywho, I'm sorry.
You forgive me?
2010
02:05:49,887 --> 02:05:53,891
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
2011
02:05:54,228 --> 02:05:56,391
Promise.
You ready to go to the lake?
2012
02:05:56,466 --> 02:05:57,294
Mm-hmm.
2013
02:05:57,536 --> 02:06:00,302
- How about your friend, bring him?
- I thought no boys.
2014
02:06:00,374 --> 02:06:02,607
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
2015
02:06:02,679 --> 02:06:05,093
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
2016
02:06:05,350 --> 02:06:07,047
Mmm, us girls.
2017
02:06:07,121 --> 02:06:07,922
Good idea.
2018
02:06:08,508 --> 02:06:09,509
( bottles clink )
2019
02:06:10,327 --> 02:06:11,128
STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies?
2020
02:06:13,801 --> 02:06:16,292
Thanks.
2021
02:06:16,293 --> 02:06:17,703
Cheers, Butterfly.
2022
02:06:20,113 --> 02:06:23,556
"The woods are lovely,
dark, and deep...
2023
02:06:24,488 --> 02:06:26,253
"And I have promises to keep,
2024
02:06:26,326 --> 02:06:28,978
And miles to go
before I sleep. "
2025
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:31,770
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
2026
02:06:32,872 --> 02:06:36,406
"Miles to go
before you sleep. "
2027
02:06:38,483 --> 02:06:40,053
Sorry, Stuntman Burt--
2028
02:06:40,054 --> 02:06:40,855
Mike.
2029
02:06:41,389 --> 02:06:42,455
Mike.
2030
02:06:42,759 --> 02:06:44,752
She already broke off that dance.
2031
02:06:44,830 --> 02:06:46,159
Is that true?
2032
02:06:48,003 --> 02:06:50,005
Did I miss my chance?
2033
02:06:53,346 --> 02:06:55,373
Do I frighten you?
2034
02:06:59,827 --> 02:07:01,694
Is it my scar?
2035
02:07:03,868 --> 02:07:05,599
It's your car.
2036
02:07:05,672 --> 02:07:07,733
Ah, yeah, I know.
2037
02:07:07,809 --> 02:07:09,972
Sorry.
( inhales deeply )
2038
02:07:10,047 --> 02:07:11,880
It's my mom's car.
2039
02:07:11,966 --> 02:07:12,967
( chuckles softly )
2040
02:07:14,322 --> 02:07:16,019
Have you been following us?
2041
02:07:16,092 --> 02:07:18,791
( chuckling ) No, but that's
what I love about Austin--
2042
02:07:18,865 --> 02:07:21,131
it's just so damn small.
2043
02:07:21,202 --> 02:07:23,833
- You 've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
2044
02:07:23,908 --> 02:07:26,310
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
2045
02:07:27,616 --> 02:07:29,973
You saw my car,
I saw your legs.
2046
02:07:30,287 --> 02:07:33,624
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
2047
02:07:33,694 --> 02:07:35,664
So you really weren't following us?
2048
02:07:35,732 --> 02:07:39,570
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
I just... got lucky.
2049
02:07:41,744 --> 02:07:45,748
So, how about that lap dance?
2050
02:07:46,219 --> 02:07:47,950
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
2051
02:07:48,023 --> 02:07:50,391
and she did it
earlier this evening at Antone's.
2052
02:07:51,864 --> 02:07:53,891
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
2053
02:07:53,968 --> 02:07:55,995
I'm good that way.
2054
02:07:56,072 --> 02:07:59,876
- Tsk. And you look a little touch�d.
- What's "touch�d"?
2055
02:07:59,947 --> 02:08:01,134
Wounded, slightly.
2056
02:08:01,216 --> 02:08:02,217
Why should I be wounded?
2057
02:08:02,552 --> 02:08:05,524
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
2058
02:08:05,592 --> 02:08:08,358
but from your look I can tell
nobody pestered you at all.
2059
02:08:09,600 --> 02:08:11,802
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
2060
02:08:13,641 --> 02:08:18,283
There are few things as fetching
as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
2061
02:08:22,792 --> 02:08:25,283
So... ( sighs )
2062
02:08:25,284 --> 02:08:27,399
How about that lap dance?
2063
02:08:30,107 --> 02:08:32,478
I think I'm going
to have to give you a rain check.
2064
02:08:34,868 --> 02:08:37,850
Well, since you 'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
2065
02:08:37,922 --> 02:08:39,915
that rain check'll be worthless.
2066
02:08:42,197 --> 02:08:42,998
But that's okay.
2067
02:08:45,103 --> 02:08:47,369
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
2068
02:08:48,209 --> 02:08:50,042
You 're still a nice girl.
2069
02:08:50,113 --> 02:08:51,912
And I still like you.
2070
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:55,483
But I must warn you of something.
2071
02:08:56,694 --> 02:08:59,187
You know how people say,
2072
02:08:59,265 --> 02:09:00,962
"You 're okay in my book, "
2073
02:09:01,035 --> 02:09:02,802
or, "In my book, that's no good. "
2074
02:09:04,375 --> 02:09:08,379
Well, I actually have a book.
2075
02:09:10,120 --> 02:09:14,026
And everybody
I ever meet goes in this book.
2076
02:09:14,095 --> 02:09:18,099
And now I've met you,
and you're goin' in the book.
2077
02:09:18,439 --> 02:09:19,440
( Butterfly chuckles )
2078
02:09:19,973 --> 02:09:21,772
Except...
2079
02:09:21,844 --> 02:09:24,476
I'm afraid I must file you...
2080
02:09:26,052 --> 02:09:27,988
under...
2081
02:09:28,056 --> 02:09:29,582
"Chicken Shit."
2082
02:09:29,659 --> 02:09:31,959
And what if I did it?
2083
02:09:32,030 --> 02:09:34,296
Well, I definitely couldn't
file you under "Chicken Shit, "
2084
02:09:34,368 --> 02:09:36,463
then, now, could I?
2085
02:09:36,540 --> 02:09:37,731
What's your name again?
2086
02:09:39,245 --> 02:09:42,149
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike...
2087
02:09:42,217 --> 02:09:43,777
I'm Butterfly.
2088
02:09:43,854 --> 02:09:48,347
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
2089
02:09:48,661 --> 02:09:49,768
Yeah, it is.
2090
02:09:50,267 --> 02:09:51,058
( quietly )
Yeah.
2091
02:09:52,304 --> 02:09:54,571
Well, why don't you go
get ready for your lap dance?
2092
02:09:56,693 --> 02:09:57,694
( sighs )
2093
02:10:08,516 --> 02:10:09,316
I'm driving.
2094
02:10:09,549 --> 02:10:10,049
( chattering )
2095
02:10:10,575 --> 02:10:12,763
We're gonna go somewhere else,
gonna go hang out.
2096
02:10:12,945 --> 02:10:13,946
Ready to go?
2097
02:10:14,127 --> 02:10:14,928
Yeah.
2098
02:10:15,096 --> 02:10:16,861
- Bye.
BOTH: Bye.
2099
02:10:20,139 --> 02:10:22,141
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
2100
02:10:22,404 --> 02:10:23,405
( both laugh )
2101
02:10:23,780 --> 02:10:25,943
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
2102
02:10:27,087 --> 02:10:29,023
He's just giving me a ride.
2103
02:10:29,091 --> 02:10:29,892
Oh, no doubt.
2104
02:10:30,193 --> 02:10:31,903
Have a nice ride!
2105
02:10:32,310 --> 02:10:33,311
( both laughing )
2106
02:10:33,901 --> 02:10:35,768
Look, double fucks.
2107
02:10:37,200 --> 02:10:38,201
( both tittering )
2108
02:10:40,013 --> 02:10:41,983
I am not gonna fuck him.
2109
02:10:42,050 --> 02:10:42,851
I can hear you.
2110
02:10:43,188 --> 02:10:44,189
( laughing )
2111
02:10:44,923 --> 02:10:48,418
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.
2112
02:10:48,812 --> 02:10:49,813
( both laugh again )
2113
02:10:51,198 --> 02:10:51,894
Bye.
2114
02:10:52,905 --> 02:10:53,706
Bye-bye!
2115
02:10:55,712 --> 02:10:56,713
( both lightly chuckle )
2116
02:11:00,353 --> 02:11:02,323
Wow, that's fucking scary.
2117
02:11:02,390 --> 02:11:04,417
Yeah, well, I wanted it
to be impressive and...
2118
02:11:04,494 --> 02:11:06,522
( sniffs )
scary tends to impress.
2119
02:11:07,969 --> 02:11:08,770
Is it safe?
2120
02:11:09,204 --> 02:11:11,174
No, it's better than safe.
2121
02:11:11,242 --> 02:11:12,871
It's death-proof.
2122
02:11:12,945 --> 02:11:15,489
How do you make a car death-proof?
2123
02:11:15,551 --> 02:11:17,349
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
2124
02:11:17,420 --> 02:11:20,051
You 've seen a movie where
a car gets into some smash-up
2125
02:11:20,126 --> 02:11:22,563
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
2126
02:11:22,632 --> 02:11:23,633
Yeah.
2127
02:11:23,700 --> 02:11:26,193
Well, how do you
think they accomplish that?
2128
02:11:26,272 --> 02:11:27,656
- CGI?
- ( laughs )
2129
02:11:28,376 --> 02:11:32,316
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you 're right.
2130
02:11:32,384 --> 02:11:34,651
Tsk. But back
in the all-or-nothin' days...
2131
02:11:34,722 --> 02:11:38,526
'Vanishing Point' days,
the 'Dirty Mary Crazy Larry' days,
2132
02:11:38,597 --> 02:11:40,259
the 'White Line Fever' days...
2133
02:11:40,333 --> 02:11:42,766
real cars smashing into real cars.
2134
02:11:43,372 --> 02:11:44,942
Real dumb people driving 'em.
2135
02:11:46,078 --> 02:11:49,107
So, give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
2136
02:11:49,184 --> 02:11:51,747
they take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere and...
2137
02:11:51,823 --> 02:11:52,866
Voila!
2138
02:11:52,892 --> 02:11:56,331
You got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
2139
02:11:57,868 --> 02:12:01,466
That makes sense. I just didn't know
you could make a car death-proof.
2140
02:12:01,543 --> 02:12:05,346
Well, I can drive this baby into
a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
2141
02:12:06,185 --> 02:12:06,986
Just for the experience.
2142
02:12:07,774 --> 02:12:08,775
( door squeaks )
2143
02:12:09,808 --> 02:12:10,809
( Pam chuckles )
2144
02:12:14,368 --> 02:12:16,341
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
2145
02:12:16,462 --> 02:12:18,198
Well, this is a movie car.
2146
02:12:18,275 --> 02:12:21,695
Sometimes when you 're shootin' a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car--
2147
02:12:21,778 --> 02:12:24,046
you know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
2148
02:12:24,121 --> 02:12:26,827
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a "crash box."
2149
02:12:27,148 --> 02:12:28,149
( grunts, clears throat )
2150
02:12:28,333 --> 02:12:29,334
( metal clangs loudly )
2151
02:12:29,799 --> 02:12:31,461
- There you go.
- ( Pam chuckles )
2152
02:12:31,536 --> 02:12:33,836
You know, when you
asked to drive me home,
2153
02:12:33,907 --> 02:12:35,809
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
2154
02:12:35,878 --> 02:12:38,873
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
2155
02:12:38,950 --> 02:12:40,852
You asked me for a ride,
and I said, "Yes. "
2156
02:12:40,921 --> 02:12:41,911
But look at the bright side, Pam--
2157
02:12:42,323 --> 02:12:45,295
I won't be gettin' fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.
2158
02:12:45,388 --> 02:12:46,389
( laughs )
2159
02:12:47,100 --> 02:12:48,899
That is a bright side.
2160
02:12:49,939 --> 02:12:50,740
I thought so.
2161
02:12:51,323 --> 02:12:52,324
( door creaks, slams )
2162
02:12:59,953 --> 02:13:00,954
( girls laughing )
2163
02:13:04,272 --> 02:13:05,273
( girl screams )
2164
02:13:05,703 --> 02:13:06,704
( car speeds away )
2165
02:13:12,348 --> 02:13:14,350
( door slams, car idles loudly )
2166
02:13:15,065 --> 02:13:16,807
( Pam laughs )
2167
02:13:17,160 --> 02:13:17,961
Well, Pam...
2168
02:13:18,630 --> 02:13:19,430
which way are you going?
2169
02:13:19,966 --> 02:13:21,467
- Left or right?
- Right.
2170
02:13:21,870 --> 02:13:23,840
Ah, that's too bad.
2171
02:13:24,509 --> 02:13:25,309
Why?
2172
02:13:25,611 --> 02:13:29,482
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
on whether you 'd be going left or right.
2173
02:13:29,552 --> 02:13:31,681
You see, we're both going left.
2174
02:13:31,756 --> 02:13:33,749
You could have just
as easily been going left, too,
2175
02:13:33,827 --> 02:13:34,628
and if that was the case,
2176
02:13:35,196 --> 02:13:37,861
it would have been a while
before you started getting scared.
2177
02:13:37,935 --> 02:13:40,303
But since
you 're going the other way,
2178
02:13:40,373 --> 02:13:41,933
I'm afraid...
2179
02:13:42,010 --> 02:13:45,414
you 're gonna
have to start getting scared...
2180
02:13:45,483 --> 02:13:46,284
immediately.
2181
02:13:46,619 --> 02:13:47,449
What the fuck?!
2182
02:13:49,114 --> 02:13:50,899
( tires squealing )
2183
02:13:57,240 --> 02:13:59,073
Cocksucking motherfucker!
2184
02:13:59,144 --> 02:14:00,738
Just fucking let me out of here!
2185
02:14:00,814 --> 02:14:02,373
I'll fucking rip your fucking--
2186
02:14:02,450 --> 02:14:03,577
Stop the fucking car!
2187
02:14:03,920 --> 02:14:05,753
Why are you being such a shit?
2188
02:14:06,173 --> 02:14:07,677
( screaming, tires squealing )
2189
02:14:10,125 --> 02:14:11,126
( horn honks )
2190
02:14:11,375 --> 02:14:12,376
( continues screaming, gasping )
2191
02:14:13,843 --> 02:14:14,844
( tires squealing )
2192
02:14:24,641 --> 02:14:26,445
( car frame squeaking, rattling )
2193
02:14:30,782 --> 02:14:31,783
( grunting )
2194
02:14:37,339 --> 02:14:38,340
( continues grunting )
2195
02:14:45,971 --> 02:14:47,272
Okay.
2196
02:14:47,547 --> 02:14:48,542
Here's the thing.
2197
02:14:49,411 --> 02:14:51,822
( shakily chuckles )
I get it.
2198
02:14:52,605 --> 02:14:54,280
This... is all a joke.
2199
02:14:54,792 --> 02:14:57,052
A-hah! Super funny!
2200
02:14:57,233 --> 02:14:59,641
It's... really funny, Okay?
2201
02:14:59,737 --> 02:15:01,783
But, um...
You can stop now.
2202
02:15:02,117 --> 02:15:03,531
And, if-- if-- if-- if--
2203
02:15:03,623 --> 02:15:04,624
--If...
2204
02:15:05,687 --> 02:15:07,114
... if you just drop me off?
2205
02:15:07,900 --> 02:15:08,901
( laughs, crying )
2206
02:15:09,481 --> 02:15:11,221
- I swear I won't say anything--
- Hey, Pam!
2207
02:15:12,630 --> 02:15:15,723
Remember when I said
this car was death proof?
2208
02:15:16,704 --> 02:15:18,470
( frame rattling, squeaking )
Well, that wasn't a lie.
2209
02:15:19,442 --> 02:15:21,887
This car is 100% death proof.
2210
02:15:22,950 --> 02:15:24,925
Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
2211
02:15:25,989 --> 02:15:28,984
you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
2212
02:15:31,015 --> 02:15:32,016
( car rumbles, idling )
2213
02:15:42,600 --> 02:15:43,601
( gasps )
2214
02:15:44,571 --> 02:15:46,573
( gasping, groaning )
2215
02:15:52,713 --> 02:15:53,714
( gurgles )
2216
02:15:54,823 --> 02:15:55,824
( head slams against metal )
2217
02:15:56,140 --> 02:15:57,141
( sighs )
2218
02:16:06,470 --> 02:16:10,069
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
2219
02:16:14,613 --> 02:16:15,614
( tires squeal )
2220
02:16:24,573 --> 02:16:25,574
No, no, no, no, no, no.
2221
02:16:25,642 --> 02:16:28,876
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Tich.
2222
02:16:29,784 --> 02:16:31,343
So, you got it?
2223
02:16:31,420 --> 02:16:34,290
Thanks, honey.
You 're gonna play it next song, right?
2224
02:16:35,529 --> 02:16:37,395
Good boy.
2225
02:16:37,851 --> 02:16:38,479
( chuckles )
2226
02:16:38,868 --> 02:16:40,531
Growl!
2227
02:16:40,605 --> 02:16:42,666
Bye-bye.
2228
02:16:42,743 --> 02:16:43,544
Who do you want to hear?
2229
02:16:44,245 --> 02:16:46,147
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
2230
02:16:46,216 --> 02:16:47,017
Who?
2231
02:16:47,553 --> 02:16:49,684
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
2232
02:16:51,259 --> 02:16:52,349
Who the fuck are they?
2233
02:16:52,730 --> 02:16:55,531
For your information,
Pete Townshend, at one point,
2234
02:16:55,602 --> 02:16:57,366
almost quit The Who,
and if he had,
2235
02:16:57,438 --> 02:16:59,101
he would have ended up in this group,
2236
02:16:59,175 --> 02:17:02,910
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
2237
02:17:02,983 --> 02:17:04,543
And if you ask me,
he should have.
2238
02:17:05,689 --> 02:17:08,023
- ( song begins playing )
- That's my boy!
2239
02:17:08,093 --> 02:17:10,095
##
2240
02:17:20,919 --> 02:17:22,855
# Hold tight. count to three #
2241
02:17:22,923 --> 02:17:24,984
# Gotta stay close by me #
2242
02:17:25,061 --> 02:17:26,826
# And hold tight. sing and shout #
2243
02:17:26,898 --> 02:17:28,765
# Just ride my roundabout #
2244
02:17:28,835 --> 02:17:30,605
# And hold tight. shut your eyes #
2245
02:17:30,605 --> 02:17:35,916
# Girl, you suit me for size... #
2246
02:17:36,083 --> 02:17:39,702
# Forget the other guys #
2247
02:17:39,924 --> 02:17:43,363
# You 'll never fall
each time you call #
2248
02:17:43,430 --> 02:17:46,927
# Hold tight. hold tight #
2249
02:17:47,372 --> 02:17:52,714
# Hold tight... #
2250
02:17:53,217 --> 02:17:57,221
# Hold tight. make me feel.
what you say is for real #
2251
02:17:57,392 --> 02:17:59,259
# And hold tight. carousel #
2252
02:17:59,329 --> 02:18:00,923
# Girl. you 'll soon ring my bell #
2253
02:18:00,999 --> 02:18:03,094
# And hold tight. we will fly #
2254
02:18:03,170 --> 02:18:07,547
# Swinging low. swinging high... #
2255
02:18:08,347 --> 02:18:11,376
# We're gonna make the sky #
2256
02:18:12,255 --> 02:18:14,088
# You 'll never fall #
2257
02:18:14,373 --> 02:18:15,374
( tires squeal )
2258
02:18:15,895 --> 02:18:17,622
( engine revs )
2259
02:18:21,295 --> 02:18:23,835
( tires sqealing )
2260
02:18:24,193 --> 02:18:28,466
( engine revving )
2261
02:18:41,914 --> 02:18:43,749
##
2262
02:18:56,777 --> 02:18:59,213
SHANNA: I want to hear
this part of the song louder!
2263
02:19:27,213 --> 02:19:28,214
( Stuntman Mike screams )
2264
02:19:38,696 --> 02:19:39,697
( hissing )
2265
02:19:43,864 --> 02:19:44,865
( distant chattering )
2266
02:19:46,476 --> 02:19:48,139
Do you remember anything?
2267
02:19:48,411 --> 02:19:49,412
( phone rings )
2268
02:19:50,084 --> 02:19:52,384
Uh... I... I don't remember.
2269
02:19:53,422 --> 02:19:54,423
( door slams )
2270
02:19:55,962 --> 02:19:56,763
EARL: Doctor Block.
2271
02:19:58,114 --> 02:19:59,115
( indistinct voice over intercom )
2272
02:20:04,279 --> 02:20:05,374
WOMAN: ( over intercom )
Self-restraints to Room 310.
2273
02:20:06,951 --> 02:20:09,353
Self-restraints to Room 310.
2274
02:20:10,559 --> 02:20:15,245
Well. What's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
2275
02:20:15,936 --> 02:20:18,168
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
2276
02:20:18,240 --> 02:20:20,073
Come on now, Sis.
2277
02:20:20,144 --> 02:20:22,444
You just tell us.
2278
02:20:22,516 --> 02:20:23,316
How bad is he?
2279
02:20:28,528 --> 02:20:30,258
He got banged up real good.
2280
02:20:30,331 --> 02:20:34,335
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
smashed up his left index finger.
2281
02:20:34,807 --> 02:20:35,608
Is that it?
2282
02:20:37,813 --> 02:20:39,544
He was real lucky.
2283
02:20:39,730 --> 02:20:40,731
( chuckles )
2284
02:20:41,754 --> 02:20:43,519
That'll be all?
2285
02:20:43,591 --> 02:20:46,893
Well, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
2286
02:20:50,739 --> 02:20:51,626
( grunts )
Son of a bitch.
2287
02:20:53,778 --> 02:20:55,371
So, Pop.
2288
02:20:55,447 --> 02:20:56,973
What do you think?
2289
02:20:57,051 --> 02:20:58,884
Well, Son Number One,
2290
02:20:58,955 --> 02:21:02,959
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
2291
02:21:04,165 --> 02:21:06,431
Well, give it a shot.
2292
02:21:06,503 --> 02:21:09,533
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
2293
02:21:09,610 --> 02:21:12,342
That ol' boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
2294
02:21:12,415 --> 02:21:16,185
I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet,
but they're dead just the same.
2295
02:21:17,759 --> 02:21:19,286
Well, what are you gonna do?
2296
02:21:20,665 --> 02:21:22,361
Not a goddamn thing.
2297
02:21:22,435 --> 02:21:24,702
D.A. says there ain't no crime here.
2298
02:21:25,609 --> 02:21:29,613
Every one of them gals was swimming
in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
2299
02:21:30,619 --> 02:21:34,490
and old Hooper in there
came out clean as a whistle.
2300
02:21:34,560 --> 02:21:38,564
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatively murdered them gals?
2301
02:21:39,035 --> 02:21:40,800
Well, I can't prove it.
2302
02:21:40,872 --> 02:21:44,038
But since thinkin' don't cost nothin',
I can think it, and I do.
2303
02:21:44,112 --> 02:21:47,482
Yeah, but Pop, he got
pretty banged up himself.
2304
02:21:47,553 --> 02:21:50,080
Well, hell yeah,
he got banged up, but goddamn--
2305
02:21:50,157 --> 02:21:52,890
I mean, them pretty little gals in there
look like a goddamn giant
2306
02:21:52,963 --> 02:21:54,660
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
2307
02:21:54,733 --> 02:21:55,534
Did any of 'em survive?
2308
02:21:56,169 --> 02:21:58,071
( scoffs )
Shit.
2309
02:21:58,140 --> 02:22:00,611
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
2310
02:22:00,679 --> 02:22:03,081
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton--
2311
02:22:03,150 --> 02:22:05,245
they all princess died.
2312
02:22:08,182 --> 02:22:09,356
Why?
2313
02:22:09,586 --> 02:22:10,587
( shutter clicks )
2314
02:22:10,589 --> 02:22:14,232
EARL: Well, I'd guesstimate
it's a sex thing.
2315
02:22:14,810 --> 02:22:16,803
The only way I can figure it.
2316
02:22:16,881 --> 02:22:20,885
High-velocity impact,
twisted metal, busted glass,
2317
02:22:22,091 --> 02:22:25,154
all four souls taken
exactly the same time.
2318
02:22:26,150 --> 02:22:30,032
Probably the only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot his goo.
2319
02:22:30,137 --> 02:22:31,353
( clicks )
2320
02:22:36,206 --> 02:22:38,233
Your timing couldn't be better, Zo�.
2321
02:22:38,311 --> 02:22:42,315
It just so happens we're all three
off-duty for the next three days.
2322
02:22:42,987 --> 02:22:45,209
Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
2323
02:22:45,526 --> 02:22:48,521
I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days.
2324
02:22:48,598 --> 02:22:51,467
There's no stunts being filmed
during that time so Kim's free,
2325
02:22:51,538 --> 02:22:55,542
and Lee's on a will-notify
for the next four days.
2326
02:22:55,713 --> 02:22:57,272
So how the hell's the shoot going?
2327
02:22:57,349 --> 02:22:59,410
Great. We're having the best time.
2328
02:22:59,486 --> 02:23:01,582
The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun.
2329
02:23:01,658 --> 02:23:04,892
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
2330
02:23:04,964 --> 02:23:08,563
Hell, yeah. The next job
after this one is definitely gonna suck.
2331
02:23:08,638 --> 02:23:10,540
So let's hear it, ladies.
2332
02:23:10,609 --> 02:23:13,011
Set romances! Who's getting it off?
2333
02:23:13,080 --> 02:23:15,346
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
2334
02:23:15,573 --> 02:23:18,718
Oh, Toolbox!
Name sounds promising.
2335
02:23:18,892 --> 02:23:20,943
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
2336
02:23:21,096 --> 02:23:23,396
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.
2337
02:23:24,670 --> 02:23:25,475
What's his perversion?
2338
02:23:27,777 --> 02:23:30,213
He likes to watch me pee.
2339
02:23:30,783 --> 02:23:34,787
# Lee is sitting on a toilet
and Toolbox is watching her pee #
2340
02:23:35,324 --> 02:23:37,385
# P-l-S-S-l-N-G #
2341
02:23:37,462 --> 02:23:38,271
Ooh!
2342
02:23:38,765 --> 02:23:40,495
Yeah, but not no more.
2343
02:23:40,569 --> 02:23:42,801
Now she's getting it on
with the Rock.
2344
02:23:42,873 --> 02:23:44,740
You had a one-off with the Rock?
2345
02:23:44,811 --> 02:23:47,103
Well, not the real Rock.
He's this electrician named Bruce.
2346
02:23:47,268 --> 02:23:49,528
And Kim started calling him the Rock,
'cause he kinda looks like the Rock,
2347
02:23:49,751 --> 02:23:50,980
so now we all just call him the Rock.
2348
02:23:51,629 --> 02:23:54,065
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it!
2349
02:23:54,134 --> 02:23:57,419
Mm-mmm, no dick this trip.
I got a man.
2350
02:23:57,575 --> 02:24:00,809
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
2351
02:24:00,881 --> 02:24:02,510
Who'd you steal him from?
2352
02:24:02,585 --> 02:24:03,385
Nobody!
2353
02:24:03,954 --> 02:24:05,015
ABBIE: Kim!
- Wha--what?
2354
02:24:06,593 --> 02:24:08,255
He totally had a girlfriend.
2355
02:24:08,329 --> 02:24:11,962
ZO�: All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
2356
02:24:12,036 --> 02:24:14,131
I did not steal him!
2357
02:24:14,207 --> 02:24:18,211
I didn't steal any of them;
they just... jumped ship.
2358
02:24:19,253 --> 02:24:20,254
( girls snorting )
2359
02:24:21,589 --> 02:24:25,358
- So what's your story, Abernathy?
- Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.
2360
02:24:25,429 --> 02:24:26,661
I had a set crush on Cecil.
2361
02:24:28,235 --> 02:24:31,572
Set crush? Nigga, please.
You were his set wife!
2362
02:24:31,643 --> 02:24:33,875
"Were" and "had" being
the key words, here.
2363
02:24:33,947 --> 02:24:36,646
Bitch, you two are still
into each other and you know it.
2364
02:24:36,719 --> 02:24:41,223
Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,
why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?
2365
02:24:41,373 --> 02:24:44,715
( all snorting and cackling )
2366
02:24:45,369 --> 02:24:48,462
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!
2367
02:24:49,110 --> 02:24:49,911
Oh, it's so funny!
2368
02:24:50,647 --> 02:24:52,906
Stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
2369
02:24:53,252 --> 02:24:55,051
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
2370
02:24:55,122 --> 02:24:58,094
Bitch, You need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
2371
02:24:58,162 --> 02:25:00,624
Oh, well, now you put it like that...
2372
02:25:01,970 --> 02:25:04,372
Oh, I haven't told you the best part.
2373
02:25:04,441 --> 02:25:07,525
He fucked her on my birthday.
2374
02:25:07,615 --> 02:25:10,089
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
2375
02:25:10,520 --> 02:25:13,389
- Thank you.
- Did he know it was your birthday?
2376
02:25:13,459 --> 02:25:16,064
I mean, he's the director.
He's kind of busy.
2377
02:25:16,264 --> 02:25:20,268
He ate a piece of my birthday cake,
and he got me a present.
2378
02:25:20,774 --> 02:25:22,767
- ( whispers ) Wow.
- Yeah... I think he knew.
2379
02:25:24,447 --> 02:25:25,248
What did he get you?
2380
02:25:29,525 --> 02:25:30,325
He made me a tape.
2381
02:25:31,161 --> 02:25:32,790
He made you a tape?
2382
02:25:32,865 --> 02:25:35,097
- ( shrieks )
- Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
2383
02:25:35,169 --> 02:25:35,970
He made you a tape?
2384
02:25:36,606 --> 02:25:39,103
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic!
2385
02:25:39,679 --> 02:25:42,776
Yes, I know what you 're gonna say,
so don't even go there.
2386
02:25:42,851 --> 02:25:44,878
This sounds like the test
of true love to me.
2387
02:25:44,955 --> 02:25:48,656
Look, I know you guys like him.
He's likeable.
2388
02:25:48,730 --> 02:25:51,326
But he fucked another woman
on my birthday.
2389
02:25:51,401 --> 02:25:53,304
How can you not be on my side?
2390
02:25:53,840 --> 02:25:55,016
I admit, that sounds bad.
2391
02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:56,210
It is bad!
2392
02:25:56,746 --> 02:25:59,616
It just sounds like there's
a little more to it than that.
2393
02:25:59,685 --> 02:26:00,485
Were you two fucking?
2394
02:26:00,921 --> 02:26:01,722
Hell, no.
2395
02:26:02,490 --> 02:26:04,161
Hello, is your name Abernathy?
2396
02:26:04,227 --> 02:26:05,599
Sorry.
2397
02:26:05,808 --> 02:26:08,979
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.
2398
02:26:09,137 --> 02:26:11,694
What do you mean "No, of course not"?
2399
02:26:12,210 --> 02:26:15,205
The reason Cecil hasn't had
a girlfriend in six years
2400
02:26:15,282 --> 02:26:18,585
is because girls will fuck him,
and if you fuck Cecil,
2401
02:26:18,656 --> 02:26:20,922
you don't become one
of his girlfriends--
2402
02:26:20,994 --> 02:26:23,246
not to say I want to be his girlfriend,
2403
02:26:24,000 --> 02:26:28,965
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be.
2404
02:26:29,277 --> 02:26:34,803
I'd be one of his regulars,
and I'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.
2405
02:26:35,022 --> 02:26:38,052
- Have you let him do anything?
- Yes!
2406
02:26:39,932 --> 02:26:41,834
I've let him give me a foot massage,
2407
02:26:41,903 --> 02:26:45,052
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.
2408
02:26:45,787 --> 02:26:48,577
Bitch, you might be actin'
like you 12 years old,
2409
02:26:48,581 --> 02:26:50,175
but he just acting like a man.
2410
02:26:50,252 --> 02:26:52,347
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
2411
02:26:52,423 --> 02:26:53,224
Let me get this straight--
2412
02:26:54,795 --> 02:26:58,097
you 're not fucking him,
you 're not sucking him,
2413
02:26:58,168 --> 02:27:02,040
you 're not giving him any tongue,
but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?
2414
02:27:02,109 --> 02:27:05,083
You know some cultures might say
he made the wiser choice.
2415
02:27:05,501 --> 02:27:07,304
( all laughing )
2416
02:27:10,896 --> 02:27:14,335
So Zo�, Kim, and I are
in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
2417
02:27:14,403 --> 02:27:17,740
- LEE: What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three.
2418
02:27:17,810 --> 02:27:21,249
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked up.
2419
02:27:21,317 --> 02:27:23,584
- ZO�: (giggling ) Cheers to that.
- Word.
2420
02:27:24,289 --> 02:27:25,090
Cheers.
2421
02:27:25,593 --> 02:27:27,118
So Zo�...
2422
02:27:28,264 --> 02:27:32,136
the genius, wants to take
a picture of me.
2423
02:27:32,263 --> 02:27:33,264
( others laughing )
2424
02:27:33,274 --> 02:27:36,679
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.
2425
02:27:36,748 --> 02:27:40,380
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying, "Step back a little!"
2426
02:27:40,455 --> 02:27:41,256
So I do.
2427
02:27:41,591 --> 02:27:43,925
( imitating Zo� )
Then "A little fu -ther!"
2428
02:27:43,996 --> 02:27:48,000
So I step back a little fu -ther.
Then "A little more!" So I do.
2429
02:27:48,739 --> 02:27:52,743
Then I realize I'm at the edge
of a seven-foot concrete ditch...
2430
02:27:54,751 --> 02:27:57,187
( others cracking up )
... with God knows how many rocks
2431
02:27:57,255 --> 02:28:01,259
and broken bottles and rats in it,
and if I fell in that fucking thing,
2432
02:28:01,565 --> 02:28:03,558
I probably would have broken my neck.
2433
02:28:03,635 --> 02:28:07,369
So I am yelling at her:
"Zo�, you almost killed me!"
2434
02:28:09,046 --> 02:28:13,050
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,
2435
02:28:13,154 --> 02:28:14,180
and Zo� starts fuckin' around.
2436
02:28:15,759 --> 02:28:19,763
And... bam!... if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch!
2437
02:28:21,337 --> 02:28:23,102
LEE: Nice.
2438
02:28:23,174 --> 02:28:25,314
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
2439
02:28:26,948 --> 02:28:29,418
I remember taking a step
and looking down,
2440
02:28:29,486 --> 02:28:33,051
just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch
Abbie was talking about. "
2441
02:28:33,127 --> 02:28:35,495
Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
2442
02:28:35,566 --> 02:28:36,511
What happened?
2443
02:28:37,002 --> 02:28:39,370
What, with Zo�, the cat?
2444
02:28:39,439 --> 02:28:40,240
Nothing.
2445
02:28:40,543 --> 02:28:44,540
If I fell in that fuckin' thing, they would
have had to helicopter me out of there.
2446
02:28:44,617 --> 02:28:46,917
Zo� just lands on her feet.
2447
02:28:46,988 --> 02:28:50,992
But then later I started feeling
a little bad about myself--
2448
02:28:51,197 --> 02:28:56,311
Zo� falls in the ditch and it's nothing.
We're laughing about it.
2449
02:28:56,340 --> 02:29:00,344
If I fell in that fucking thing,
I probably would have been paralyzed.
2450
02:29:00,749 --> 02:29:03,015
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
2451
02:29:03,087 --> 02:29:06,925
We all have our individual talents,
and that just happens to be one of Zo�'s.
2452
02:29:06,995 --> 02:29:10,999
Well, physically speaking,
Zo� is amazing.
2453
02:29:11,571 --> 02:29:14,459
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
2454
02:29:15,078 --> 02:29:18,209
There's few human beings that can fuck
with Zo� on that front.
2455
02:29:18,284 --> 02:29:20,311
Kim, I like you too.
2456
02:29:21,057 --> 02:29:25,061
Having said that, before you get
too envious of Zo�'s prowess,
2457
02:29:25,599 --> 02:29:28,331
you're missing the most
important part of that story.
2458
02:29:28,404 --> 02:29:31,526
You didn't fall in the ditch.
Zo� did.
2459
02:29:32,012 --> 02:29:35,918
Zo� even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,
2460
02:29:35,986 --> 02:29:37,888
and she still fell in.
2461
02:29:37,957 --> 02:29:40,971
So Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
2462
02:29:41,130 --> 02:29:43,869
Hey, I resemble that remark.
2463
02:29:44,272 --> 02:29:45,662
( laughing )
2464
02:29:47,476 --> 02:29:49,572
So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
2465
02:29:52,854 --> 02:29:54,687
Check it out, bitch.
2466
02:29:54,757 --> 02:29:57,125
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.
2467
02:29:57,195 --> 02:29:57,996
LEE: What's a Roscoe?
2468
02:29:58,464 --> 02:29:59,265
Roscoe's a pistol.
2469
02:30:00,603 --> 02:30:02,539
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
2470
02:30:02,607 --> 02:30:04,600
You have a license to carry?
2471
02:30:04,677 --> 02:30:08,583
Yeah, when I became a Secret Service
agent, they gave me a license.
2472
02:30:09,319 --> 02:30:11,118
Oh, I didn't know you were...
2473
02:30:13,896 --> 02:30:17,900
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. God.
2474
02:30:19,072 --> 02:30:21,008
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
2475
02:30:21,076 --> 02:30:23,640
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
2476
02:30:25,218 --> 02:30:27,245
Do I know? Yes.
2477
02:30:27,322 --> 02:30:30,989
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,
2478
02:30:31,063 --> 02:30:33,933
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.
2479
02:30:34,002 --> 02:30:37,601
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
2480
02:30:37,677 --> 02:30:40,409
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
2481
02:30:40,481 --> 02:30:44,285
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down to the laundry room
2482
02:30:44,356 --> 02:30:47,260
at midnight enough times,
I might get my ass raped.
2483
02:30:47,329 --> 02:30:49,026
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
2484
02:30:49,099 --> 02:30:52,800
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I want to.
2485
02:30:52,873 --> 02:30:56,877
There are other things you can carry
other than a gun. Pepper spray.
2486
02:30:57,215 --> 02:31:01,219
Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me,
I don't want to give him a skin rash.
2487
02:31:01,758 --> 02:31:03,557
I wanna shut that nigga down!
2488
02:31:05,431 --> 02:31:07,664
How about a knife, at least?
2489
02:31:07,737 --> 02:31:10,173
Yeah, you know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
2490
02:31:12,078 --> 02:31:13,980
They get shot!
2491
02:31:14,049 --> 02:31:18,053
If I ever become a famous actress,
I won't carry a gun.
2492
02:31:18,157 --> 02:31:21,824
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll
carry the gun, and when shit goes down,
2493
02:31:21,898 --> 02:31:25,302
I'll sit back and laugh,
but until that day, it's Wild West.
2494
02:31:25,371 --> 02:31:28,936
So Zo�, you thought about
what you want to do first?
2495
02:31:30,649 --> 02:31:34,281
It just so happens
I know exactly what I want to do.
2496
02:31:34,356 --> 02:31:36,294
Oh, really?
And what would that be?
2497
02:31:37,863 --> 02:31:41,867
To me, there's no point in being in America
unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
2498
02:31:42,640 --> 02:31:46,644
I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger--
fuck me swinging, balls out.
2499
02:31:46,932 --> 02:31:47,933
( laughing )
2500
02:31:49,887 --> 02:31:51,773
ABBIE: Well, I guess we
could talk to Transpo,
2501
02:31:52,526 --> 02:31:54,928
but does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
2502
02:31:54,997 --> 02:31:59,367
Not just that. It has to be a 1970
Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
2503
02:32:00,992 --> 02:32:02,994
( cackles )
2504
02:32:03,481 --> 02:32:06,613
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?
2505
02:32:06,688 --> 02:32:07,488
No worries, mate.
2506
02:32:08,090 --> 02:32:10,322
I've got it all worked out.
2507
02:32:10,395 --> 02:32:13,630
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out
2508
02:32:13,702 --> 02:32:17,163
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
2509
02:32:17,242 --> 02:32:20,009
- So back home...
- I'm sorry, where's home? Australia?
2510
02:32:20,210 --> 02:32:21,211
( grunts )
2511
02:32:22,553 --> 02:32:24,750
What do you mean by that, mate?
2512
02:32:24,824 --> 02:32:27,864
Zo�'s from New Zealand,
and you never--
2513
02:32:27,963 --> 02:32:31,424
I repeat, never--
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
2514
02:32:31,503 --> 02:32:34,202
KIM: That is, unless
you want your ass kicked.
2515
02:32:36,113 --> 02:32:37,912
I'm so sorry. I will nev--
2516
02:32:38,065 --> 02:32:39,066
( others snorting )
2517
02:32:39,119 --> 02:32:40,679
Oh, it's okay.
2518
02:32:40,756 --> 02:32:43,853
We're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.
2519
02:32:43,929 --> 02:32:45,594
Auckland, to answer your question.
2520
02:32:47,168 --> 02:32:50,231
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
2521
02:32:50,308 --> 02:32:53,907
Why the fuck you want a local redneck
newspaper in New Zealand?
2522
02:32:53,982 --> 02:32:56,452
Pipe down and I'll tell you.
2523
02:32:56,521 --> 02:32:59,458
I've been getting the paper
and checking the classifieds,
2524
02:32:59,527 --> 02:33:01,120
looking at cars for sale,
2525
02:33:01,196 --> 02:33:05,798
so as of yesterday,
for sale in this town,
2526
02:33:05,939 --> 02:33:09,207
some dude is selling
a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger
2527
02:33:09,279 --> 02:33:12,573
with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
2528
02:33:13,120 --> 02:33:14,919
KIM: And you wanna buy it?
2529
02:33:16,193 --> 02:33:19,860
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.
2530
02:33:19,934 --> 02:33:23,938
I wanna say I wanna buy it
so he'll let me test-drive it.
2531
02:33:24,042 --> 02:33:27,173
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job?
2532
02:33:27,248 --> 02:33:28,808
Oh, uh, Kowalski!
2533
02:33:28,885 --> 02:33:32,655
Kowalski from 'Vanishing Point'.
Mate, it's a fucking classic!
2534
02:33:32,726 --> 02:33:33,947
If I can get this guy
2535
02:33:34,229 --> 02:33:38,101
to let me drive it without him,
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
2536
02:33:38,170 --> 02:33:40,037
ABBIE: What's 'Vanishing Point'?
2537
02:33:41,143 --> 02:33:43,113
What's 'Vanishing Point'?
2538
02:33:43,180 --> 02:33:46,152
Abs, I'm supposed
to be the illiterate one.
2539
02:33:46,219 --> 02:33:49,191
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
2540
02:33:49,259 --> 02:33:52,790
Actually, Zo�, most girls
wouldn't know 'Vanishing Point'.
2541
02:33:53,835 --> 02:33:57,839
Excuse me. Most girls?
What the fuck are you two?
2542
02:33:57,943 --> 02:34:01,438
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
2543
02:34:01,517 --> 02:34:03,885
Y'all grew up watching
that 'Pretty in Pink' shit.
2544
02:34:03,955 --> 02:34:06,289
Oh, I liked 'Pretty in Pink'.
2545
02:34:06,360 --> 02:34:08,831
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
2546
02:34:08,898 --> 02:34:12,902
Of course I did. I'm a girl.
But I also watched car shit, too...
2547
02:34:13,007 --> 02:34:15,706
'Vanishing Point'. 'Dirty Mary Crazy Larry'.
2548
02:34:15,779 --> 02:34:17,338
- 'Gone in 60 Seconds'...
- Oh...
2549
02:34:17,415 --> 02:34:20,387
The real one, not that
Angelina Jolie bullshit.
2550
02:34:20,454 --> 02:34:24,189
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
that plays 'Vanishing Point'.
2551
02:34:24,262 --> 02:34:25,459
'Big Wednesday'. all the classics.
2552
02:34:28,109 --> 02:34:29,110
( honks )
2553
02:34:35,491 --> 02:34:36,492
( honking )
2554
02:34:43,367 --> 02:34:45,269
What do you horny gals want?
2555
02:34:45,311 --> 02:34:46,312
( door opens, slams )
2556
02:34:48,879 --> 02:34:52,176
Yeah, you got
a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
2557
02:34:52,252 --> 02:34:53,677
Right up here, ladies.
2558
02:35:08,350 --> 02:35:10,912
This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
2559
02:35:11,490 --> 02:35:13,927
Fuckin' legendary, mate.
2560
02:35:16,166 --> 02:35:21,281
Sweet ass. Well, if you 'll excuse me,
I'd like to have a word with my associate.
2561
02:35:21,578 --> 02:35:23,076
You ladies take your time.
2562
02:35:23,361 --> 02:35:25,141
( laughs creepily )
2563
02:35:25,832 --> 02:35:26,833
( moan )
2564
02:35:29,927 --> 02:35:32,990
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
2565
02:35:33,067 --> 02:35:35,664
I intend to, but first I need
to ask you something.
2566
02:35:35,739 --> 02:35:36,540
What?
2567
02:35:36,908 --> 02:35:41,317
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play Ship's Mast.
2568
02:35:42,185 --> 02:35:43,916
- Oh, hell, no!
- Keep it down!
2569
02:35:43,989 --> 02:35:45,925
Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.
2570
02:35:45,993 --> 02:35:46,794
- For Chrissakes...
- Don't blaspheme.
2571
02:35:46,961 --> 02:35:47,645
Sorry.
2572
02:35:48,164 --> 02:35:51,075
Now, what did you say
after the last time?
2573
02:35:51,104 --> 02:35:54,137
- Look, I know what I said.
- What did you say?
2574
02:35:54,209 --> 02:35:56,304
- I know I said we shouldn't...
- No.
2575
02:35:56,380 --> 02:35:59,375
You didn't say we shouldn't.
You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.
2576
02:35:59,453 --> 02:36:01,218
- But...
- But, my ass!
2577
02:36:01,290 --> 02:36:04,319
You said not only are we never
gonna play Ship's Mast again,
2578
02:36:04,396 --> 02:36:07,459
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now,
2579
02:36:07,536 --> 02:36:12,543
to not only refuse, but that I had permission
to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
2580
02:36:12,650 --> 02:36:14,786
Now, did you or did you not say that?
2581
02:36:15,284 --> 02:36:18,553
No, no, no.
Answer the question, motherfucker.
2582
02:36:18,625 --> 02:36:22,064
- Did you or did you not say that?
- Yes, I said that.
2583
02:36:22,132 --> 02:36:24,068
- However...
- Whatever with your "however."
2584
02:36:25,664 --> 02:36:28,076
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it--
2585
02:36:28,144 --> 02:36:28,945
Damn skippy you meant it!
2586
02:36:29,446 --> 02:36:32,145
But when I said it,
I didn't mean in America!
2587
02:36:32,218 --> 02:36:34,245
- Oh, nigga, please.
- For real. Really.
2588
02:36:34,322 --> 02:36:38,326
I meant we should never play Ship's Mast
again in New Zealand or Australia.
2589
02:36:38,431 --> 02:36:40,128
You are such a liar!
2590
02:36:40,201 --> 02:36:45,695
I know what I said, but when I said it
I didn't know I'd ever come to America,
2591
02:36:45,879 --> 02:36:49,283
and if I had of known
I was gonna come to America,
2592
02:36:49,352 --> 02:36:53,019
had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast
on the 'Vanishing Point' Challenger...
2593
02:36:53,093 --> 02:36:55,222
I would have added a "however. "
2594
02:36:55,999 --> 02:36:58,490
Right?
2595
02:37:02,479 --> 02:37:04,746
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.
2596
02:37:04,817 --> 02:37:08,821
However, just because
you talked yourself into some stupid shit
2597
02:37:09,760 --> 02:37:11,889
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
2598
02:37:11,965 --> 02:37:15,199
You need two people to play Ship's Mast,
and I ain't playing.
2599
02:37:22,753 --> 02:37:24,882
I'll be your best friend.
2600
02:37:24,957 --> 02:37:27,861
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of Planet Earth.
2601
02:37:28,230 --> 02:37:29,597
I'll crack your back.
2602
02:37:30,101 --> 02:37:31,565
You 'll crack it anyway.
2603
02:37:31,989 --> 02:37:33,599
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
2604
02:37:34,051 --> 02:37:37,897
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
2605
02:37:38,209 --> 02:37:40,280
Whenever you want it, you 've got it.
You don't even have to ask.
2606
02:37:41,087 --> 02:37:44,460
You just order me to do it, just be like,
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."
2607
02:37:49,950 --> 02:37:52,751
We're gonna see if this guy'll let us
take the car out without him.
2608
02:37:52,822 --> 02:37:55,817
If he does, you wait here with Lee
and we'll be back in a moment.
2609
02:37:56,396 --> 02:37:57,330
What?
2610
02:37:57,464 --> 02:38:01,874
- I said we're gonna see if this guy'll let--
- I heard what you said.
2611
02:38:02,223 --> 02:38:04,942
I just can't believe
what you said.
2612
02:38:06,684 --> 02:38:08,482
You two got some fuckin' balls.
2613
02:38:08,554 --> 02:38:09,354
What?
2614
02:38:10,057 --> 02:38:11,401
Don't play dumbass with me.
2615
02:38:11,627 --> 02:38:16,649
I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk,
and I have a hangover.
2616
02:38:16,704 --> 02:38:20,404
I should be in my hotel room, asleep,
not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,
2617
02:38:20,477 --> 02:38:24,281
but because Zo� wanted to drive
some 'Vanishing Point' car, I'm here.
2618
02:38:24,352 --> 02:38:28,315
Now you two got the balls to ask me--
no, scratch that-- tell me
2619
02:38:28,393 --> 02:38:32,397
I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad
while the cool kids get to go out and play?
2620
02:38:32,969 --> 02:38:34,768
Bullshit on that.
2621
02:38:34,840 --> 02:38:36,867
- It ain't like that.
- What's it like, Kim?
2622
02:38:36,944 --> 02:38:40,850
You guys are our collateral.
He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
2623
02:38:40,918 --> 02:38:44,585
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
2624
02:38:45,427 --> 02:38:47,397
You 're not gonna
want to do what we're doing.
2625
02:38:47,464 --> 02:38:48,265
What, drive a car?
2626
02:38:49,836 --> 02:38:50,637
We're doing more than that.
2627
02:38:51,005 --> 02:38:52,702
What, drive it fast?
2628
02:38:54,111 --> 02:38:55,774
We're doing more than that.
2629
02:38:55,848 --> 02:39:00,292
Actually, we're paying you a compliment,
'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.
2630
02:39:00,741 --> 02:39:01,742
( clears throat )
2631
02:39:02,294 --> 02:39:04,891
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
2632
02:39:04,966 --> 02:39:07,402
But you got good sense,
and anybody with good sense
2633
02:39:07,471 --> 02:39:10,443
- ain't gonna want to do what we're doing.
- How do you know?
2634
02:39:10,511 --> 02:39:12,572
'Cause you 're a mum.
2635
02:39:12,649 --> 02:39:13,449
Yeah.
2636
02:39:16,623 --> 02:39:19,458
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,
2637
02:39:19,529 --> 02:39:23,434
but that's the excuse you guys use
whenever you want to exclude me,
2638
02:39:23,503 --> 02:39:26,373
so what is it you two daredevils are doing
2639
02:39:26,442 --> 02:39:30,446
that I'm just so uncool
I couldn't possibly understand?
2640
02:39:30,785 --> 02:39:33,187
You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
2641
02:39:33,256 --> 02:39:36,957
so maybe it's best if we don't go
into detail about it while he's watching us.
2642
02:39:37,030 --> 02:39:39,522
Besides...
2643
02:39:39,523 --> 02:39:41,931
he's probably not gonna
let us do it, anyway.
2644
02:39:44,813 --> 02:39:46,408
Okay, how about this?
2645
02:39:48,721 --> 02:39:51,735
I'll talk him into it,
but I go along.
2646
02:39:53,062 --> 02:39:55,863
- How you gonna do that?
- That's my problem.
2647
02:39:56,637 --> 02:39:57,437
But don't worry.
2648
02:39:58,674 --> 02:40:00,735
( snorts ) He'll say yes.
2649
02:40:00,812 --> 02:40:02,490
What are you gonna do, blow him?
2650
02:40:03,016 --> 02:40:03,817
No.
2651
02:40:05,722 --> 02:40:07,602
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
2652
02:40:07,875 --> 02:40:09,376
( laughing )
2653
02:40:12,067 --> 02:40:13,764
That's a good one.
2654
02:40:13,838 --> 02:40:14,639
Not really.
2655
02:40:16,242 --> 02:40:18,043
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
2656
02:40:23,891 --> 02:40:24,878
Okay, Mama, listen up.
2657
02:40:25,360 --> 02:40:29,095
You wanna hang with the cool kids?
You got to be cool.
2658
02:40:29,168 --> 02:40:32,004
We take you along, you don't say shit.
You don't even say crap.
2659
02:40:32,074 --> 02:40:35,103
You just sit in the back, and I don't want
to hear a peep, you understand?
2660
02:40:35,180 --> 02:40:36,319
- Got it.
- I'm serious, now.
2661
02:40:36,650 --> 02:40:40,487
You start nagging us, we pulling over,
kicking you out, and picking you up later.
2662
02:40:40,558 --> 02:40:41,772
Agreed.
2663
02:40:45,968 --> 02:40:48,555
Okay. Go work your magic.
2664
02:40:55,555 --> 02:40:57,148
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.
2665
02:40:57,224 --> 02:40:58,853
- Hello, what's your name?
- Jasper.
2666
02:40:58,928 --> 02:41:00,625
Hello, Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
2667
02:41:00,698 --> 02:41:02,326
- Aber what?
- Abernathy.
2668
02:41:02,401 --> 02:41:04,804
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
2669
02:41:04,873 --> 02:41:08,243
- What kind of first name is that?
- Just call me Abbie.
2670
02:41:08,313 --> 02:41:09,873
Okay, Abbie.
2671
02:41:11,018 --> 02:41:14,651
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I could take the car out
2672
02:41:14,726 --> 02:41:17,755
for a little test drive out on our own,
just to see if we're comfortable.
2673
02:41:17,756 --> 02:41:19,496
Why would I do something
stupid like that?
2674
02:41:19,569 --> 02:41:21,903
To better sell your automobile.
2675
02:41:21,974 --> 02:41:24,171
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
2676
02:41:24,245 --> 02:41:26,181
Four reasons, actually.
2677
02:41:26,249 --> 02:41:30,253
One, we're not thieves,
two, that would be rude,
2678
02:41:31,059 --> 02:41:33,724
three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town--
2679
02:41:33,798 --> 02:41:37,396
you can call, check with management.
We're registered for the next month.
2680
02:41:37,471 --> 02:41:42,042
Actually, Zo�'s not, but Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.
2681
02:41:42,214 --> 02:41:43,945
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
2682
02:41:44,753 --> 02:41:47,739
Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
2683
02:41:48,426 --> 02:41:50,829
And reason number four--
and the most important:
2684
02:41:50,898 --> 02:41:53,836
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,
2685
02:41:53,904 --> 02:41:57,908
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted with our other friend...
2686
02:41:59,215 --> 02:42:00,016
Lee.
2687
02:42:01,062 --> 02:42:02,063
( chuckles )
2688
02:42:03,657 --> 02:42:05,786
Why does she look
kind of familiar?
2689
02:42:05,862 --> 02:42:08,857
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
2690
02:42:08,934 --> 02:42:09,743
Hmm.
2691
02:42:10,905 --> 02:42:12,274
Why's she dressed like that?
2692
02:42:12,474 --> 02:42:15,641
Well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,
2693
02:42:15,715 --> 02:42:18,653
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
2694
02:42:18,721 --> 02:42:20,383
What's a cheerleader movie?
2695
02:42:20,457 --> 02:42:22,222
A movie about cheerleaders.
2696
02:42:23,363 --> 02:42:24,513
Is it a porno movie?
2697
02:42:26,369 --> 02:42:32,375
Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
2698
02:42:34,063 --> 02:42:35,064
( honks )
2699
02:42:36,590 --> 02:42:39,273
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.
2700
02:42:39,395 --> 02:42:41,992
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.
2701
02:42:42,201 --> 02:42:45,196
KIM: Hey, good-looking.
Be back to pick you up later.
2702
02:42:45,273 --> 02:42:46,074
ZO�: Ta-ta!
2703
02:42:47,262 --> 02:42:49,133
( revving )
2704
02:42:51,319 --> 02:42:53,407
( jasper chuckles slowly )
2705
02:42:56,964 --> 02:42:57,765
Gulp.
2706
02:43:12,962 --> 02:43:13,947
You thinking what I'm thinking?
2707
02:43:16,068 --> 02:43:16,950
I think I'm thinking it.
2708
02:43:17,539 --> 02:43:18,609
What are you and you thinking?
2709
02:43:19,108 --> 02:43:22,444
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
2710
02:43:25,120 --> 02:43:27,215
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
2711
02:43:27,291 --> 02:43:28,092
I gotta take a--
2712
02:43:45,962 --> 02:43:47,761
So, you ready to do this?
2713
02:43:49,301 --> 02:43:50,102
You sure?
2714
02:43:50,437 --> 02:43:54,441
Well, I always don't want to do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
2715
02:43:55,180 --> 02:43:57,617
I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.
2716
02:43:57,685 --> 02:43:58,485
Kim!
2717
02:43:58,888 --> 02:44:01,553
- I'm just saying.
- If you're gonna take the piss out of it...
2718
02:44:01,627 --> 02:44:03,289
I'm just saying.
2719
02:44:04,733 --> 02:44:06,361
You wanna start out on top?
2720
02:44:07,805 --> 02:44:11,141
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
2721
02:44:12,113 --> 02:44:14,178
( both laughing )
2722
02:44:15,285 --> 02:44:16,855
( unzips bag )
2723
02:44:16,856 --> 02:44:18,057
Here are your gloves.
2724
02:44:25,006 --> 02:44:26,846
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing a jacket.
2725
02:44:27,612 --> 02:44:29,376
This is my jacket.
2726
02:44:29,448 --> 02:44:32,751
Um, ain't you supposed to be
my slave or some shit?
2727
02:44:33,857 --> 02:44:37,091
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the bonnet.
2728
02:44:37,164 --> 02:44:39,658
Bonnet, my ass.
You on the hood.
2729
02:44:41,990 --> 02:44:42,976
( pop )
2730
02:44:48,988 --> 02:44:51,288
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
2731
02:44:51,359 --> 02:44:52,160
Give me your belt.
2732
02:44:57,004 --> 02:45:02,349
This is my cute shit.
Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
2733
02:45:03,984 --> 02:45:05,817
Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
2734
02:45:11,165 --> 02:45:13,234
- Give me your belt.
- No. Prada.
2735
02:45:14,038 --> 02:45:15,667
Come on, give her the belt.
2736
02:45:15,741 --> 02:45:19,475
- Magic word.
- Please give her the belt?
2737
02:45:20,518 --> 02:45:21,987
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
2738
02:45:24,726 --> 02:45:26,628
It's nice to be nice, Kim!
2739
02:45:26,697 --> 02:45:28,530
Whatever.
2740
02:45:28,601 --> 02:45:32,605
You know what?
Don't think about asking me to do your hair.
2741
02:45:33,076 --> 02:45:35,513
- Your ass gonna do it.
- You 'll ask "pretty please, " bitch,
2742
02:45:35,581 --> 02:45:38,450
because that's what you do when no one
else is looking. You ain't that hard.
2743
02:45:38,521 --> 02:45:40,456
- I ain't getting...
- Abernathy.
2744
02:45:40,525 --> 02:45:42,518
Don't get on my nerves right now.
2745
02:45:42,595 --> 02:45:45,031
- I got shit on my mind.
- ZO�: Ooh!
2746
02:45:45,100 --> 02:45:47,195
You know, I ain't six.
2747
02:46:00,163 --> 02:46:02,532
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
2748
02:46:02,602 --> 02:46:03,402
KIM and ZO�: No.
2749
02:46:05,340 --> 02:46:06,572
Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
2750
02:46:19,869 --> 02:46:21,600
What the fuck are you guys doing?
2751
02:46:29,288 --> 02:46:30,552
( banging )
2752
02:46:30,825 --> 02:46:31,626
ABBIE: What does that mean?
2753
02:46:34,298 --> 02:46:36,792
Whoa!
2754
02:46:40,745 --> 02:46:43,564
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
2755
02:46:51,432 --> 02:46:53,733
That fast enough for your bony ass?
2756
02:46:53,804 --> 02:46:55,535
Whoo-hoo!
2757
02:46:55,608 --> 02:46:57,425
Whoa ho ho ho!
2758
02:46:58,246 --> 02:47:00,738
Oh!
2759
02:47:01,586 --> 02:47:04,079
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
2760
02:47:08,734 --> 02:47:11,289
Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
2761
02:47:11,973 --> 02:47:13,567
Alrighty.
2762
02:47:13,644 --> 02:47:15,807
ABBIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
2763
02:47:24,040 --> 02:47:25,598
( laughing )
2764
02:47:28,306 --> 02:47:29,441
ZO�: Go, go! Go!
2765
02:47:29,843 --> 02:47:32,542
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
2766
02:47:32,892 --> 02:47:33,893
( screaming )
2767
02:47:46,943 --> 02:47:47,744
Whoo-hoo!
2768
02:47:48,246 --> 02:47:50,216
Yah hoo hoo!
2769
02:47:50,283 --> 02:47:52,775
##
2770
02:47:59,234 --> 02:48:01,329
Yah hoo hoo!
2771
02:48:02,725 --> 02:48:03,726
( chuckling )
2772
02:48:26,283 --> 02:48:27,284
( laughing )
2773
02:48:48,132 --> 02:48:51,275
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit.
2774
02:48:52,721 --> 02:48:53,722
( crashing, screaming )
2775
02:48:57,819 --> 02:48:58,634
Damn it!
2776
02:49:07,838 --> 02:49:08,639
Now.
2777
02:49:10,310 --> 02:49:12,645
Did you do something to him?
Say something?
2778
02:49:12,715 --> 02:49:14,912
Nothing! Shit.
2779
02:49:14,986 --> 02:49:16,785
Here he comes, Zo�.
He's coming!
2780
02:49:16,856 --> 02:49:17,657
Aah!
2781
02:49:18,182 --> 02:49:19,183
( skidding )
2782
02:49:20,196 --> 02:49:20,997
Shit, oh shit!
2783
02:49:21,498 --> 02:49:22,299
No!
2784
02:49:23,804 --> 02:49:25,126
Hold on, Zo�!
2785
02:49:34,424 --> 02:49:36,360
Oh, my God. Zo�!
2786
02:49:36,596 --> 02:49:38,793
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
2787
02:49:42,608 --> 02:49:44,338
Fuck you, motherfucker!
2788
02:49:44,543 --> 02:49:45,544
( screaming )
2789
02:49:46,048 --> 02:49:48,417
- Zo�! Zo�!
- ( crashes )
2790
02:49:49,454 --> 02:49:52,859
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you. Hold the fuck on!
2791
02:49:52,928 --> 02:49:55,057
Whoa, whoa, get away!
2792
02:49:55,343 --> 02:49:56,344
( crash )
2793
02:49:57,404 --> 02:50:00,008
Oh, shit.
I can't see. I can't see!
2794
02:50:00,143 --> 02:50:00,944
Zo�, move your leg!
2795
02:50:05,253 --> 02:50:07,189
ABBIE: Oh! Come on, come on!
2796
02:50:10,731 --> 02:50:14,261
ZO�: Redneck lunatic bastard!
Get away from me!
2797
02:50:14,337 --> 02:50:16,829
KIM: ... fucking legs!
2798
02:50:19,916 --> 02:50:21,943
Oh, my God.
2799
02:50:29,523 --> 02:50:30,524
( skin skids on hood )
2800
02:50:32,207 --> 02:50:35,111
Shit, I'm scared, Kim.
I'm really scared.
2801
02:50:35,179 --> 02:50:35,980
I know, baby, just hold on.
2802
02:50:36,683 --> 02:50:38,550
Watch your feet!
2803
02:50:38,729 --> 02:50:39,730
( crash )
2804
02:50:41,024 --> 02:50:41,825
You wanna get hot?
2805
02:50:42,327 --> 02:50:44,194
- Fucking son of a bitch!
- You wanna get hot?
2806
02:50:44,282 --> 02:50:45,283
( crash )
2807
02:50:45,366 --> 02:50:47,769
Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
2808
02:50:50,844 --> 02:50:53,280
ABBIE: Zo�! Goddamn it!
2809
02:51:16,766 --> 02:51:18,322
( Zo� wails )
2810
02:51:19,301 --> 02:51:22,000
Oh, my God. Get away from us,
you cocksucker!
2811
02:51:22,073 --> 02:51:23,423
Leave us alone!
2812
02:51:23,610 --> 02:51:26,826
ZO�: Fuck you, motherfucker!
- KIM: Fuck you!
2813
02:51:31,191 --> 02:51:33,799
ABBIE: Zo�! Zo�! Oh, Zo�!
2814
02:51:33,987 --> 02:51:35,204
( Zo� sobs )
2815
02:51:35,299 --> 02:51:37,030
Hold on!
2816
02:51:42,637 --> 02:51:46,195
( metal rasping )
2817
02:51:59,180 --> 02:51:59,981
Zo�! Zo�!
2818
02:52:03,311 --> 02:52:07,186
( indistinct )
2819
02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:09,500
Look out!
2820
02:52:09,950 --> 02:52:10,951
( horn honks )
2821
02:52:11,568 --> 02:52:12,569
( screeching )
2822
02:52:38,392 --> 02:52:40,921
Get ready to fly, bitch.
2823
02:52:43,484 --> 02:52:44,485
( skin skids on hood )
2824
02:52:44,972 --> 02:52:46,635
- Zo�!
- Zo�, hold on!
2825
02:52:53,590 --> 02:52:55,526
He's right on your fucking ass!
2826
02:53:08,028 --> 02:53:09,973
( laughing )
2827
02:53:11,325 --> 02:53:12,919
Hey! Whoo-hoo!
2828
02:53:13,830 --> 02:53:17,386
Hey, ladies, that was fun.
2829
02:53:21,979 --> 02:53:24,472
Well, adios.
2830
02:53:24,552 --> 02:53:26,818
- ( fires )
- Ow! Fuck!
2831
02:53:28,258 --> 02:53:29,059
Shit! Fuck!
2832
02:53:30,062 --> 02:53:31,063
( fires again )
2833
02:53:32,053 --> 02:53:33,970
Run away with your ass!
2834
02:53:33,977 --> 02:53:34,768
( empty chamber clicks )
2835
02:53:35,139 --> 02:53:37,302
You better run, motherfucker!
2836
02:53:42,821 --> 02:53:44,449
That bitch!
2837
02:53:46,618 --> 02:53:47,619
( sobs )
2838
02:54:00,222 --> 02:54:01,023
I'm okay!
2839
02:54:01,425 --> 02:54:04,410
Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
2840
02:54:04,732 --> 02:54:06,874
Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
2841
02:54:07,370 --> 02:54:11,037
Of course you are.
Of course you are. What was I thinking?
2842
02:54:11,210 --> 02:54:12,211
( spitting out debris )
2843
02:54:12,380 --> 02:54:15,443
What was I thinking?
Zo�, the fucking cat!
2844
02:54:19,562 --> 02:54:21,532
Whew. That was a close one.
2845
02:54:25,746 --> 02:54:27,077
You guys look like shit.
2846
02:54:27,601 --> 02:54:28,503
Who died?
2847
02:54:30,371 --> 02:54:31,094
That's it!
2848
02:54:31,189 --> 02:54:32,806
( laughing )
2849
02:54:32,961 --> 02:54:35,695
- I'm gonna beat your fuckin' ass.
- Zo�, are you Okay?
2850
02:54:36,329 --> 02:54:38,814
Well, I'm gonna have a
hell of a bruise on my bum but...
2851
02:54:39,235 --> 02:54:40,778
... aside from that I'll be sweet.
2852
02:54:42,613 --> 02:54:43,614
( laughing )
2853
02:54:45,125 --> 02:54:47,247
So, where's the maniac?
2854
02:54:47,965 --> 02:54:50,468
I shot him and his punk ass sped off.
2855
02:54:51,939 --> 02:54:53,523
You wanna go get him?
2856
02:54:54,077 --> 02:54:56,104
Oh, hell yeah!
2857
02:54:56,105 --> 02:54:58,573
Honey...
2858
02:54:58,574 --> 02:54:59,921
I think you might want to get out.
2859
02:55:01,058 --> 02:55:01,859
Fuck that shit.
2860
02:55:03,763 --> 02:55:05,665
Let's kill this bastard.
2861
02:55:07,638 --> 02:55:10,006
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
2862
02:55:16,188 --> 02:55:17,170
Where the fuck you going?
2863
02:55:17,370 --> 02:55:18,572
I'll be back!
2864
02:55:27,076 --> 02:55:29,278
That'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
2865
02:55:29,882 --> 02:55:33,652
Oh, fuck yeah, bitch.
Come on. Bring that shit.
2866
02:55:35,827 --> 02:55:36,628
Giddy-up, Kim!
2867
02:55:45,413 --> 02:55:46,214
ZO�: Yeah!
2868
02:56:08,833 --> 02:56:09,834
( whimpers )
2869
02:56:11,098 --> 02:56:12,099
( yells )
2870
02:56:14,586 --> 02:56:15,587
( grunting in pain )
2871
02:56:17,978 --> 02:56:18,779
God!
2872
02:56:25,395 --> 02:56:27,009
( yells )
2873
02:56:30,670 --> 02:56:33,163
( crying ) Come on! Come on.
2874
02:56:37,227 --> 02:56:38,228
( coughs )
2875
02:56:41,926 --> 02:56:46,296
( crying )Why? Oh, no!
2876
02:56:47,744 --> 02:56:48,745
( screams )
2877
02:56:52,747 --> 02:56:53,548
Ah! Do it.
2878
02:56:54,552 --> 02:56:55,352
Do it.
2879
02:56:56,121 --> 02:56:58,613
Do it.
2880
02:56:58,958 --> 02:57:02,323
( screaming )
2881
02:57:02,668 --> 02:57:05,575
Oh, no!
2882
02:57:05,674 --> 02:57:07,837
No, no, no!
2883
02:57:07,911 --> 02:57:09,904
No, God!
2884
02:57:10,550 --> 02:57:12,577
All right, get it together, man.
2885
02:57:14,859 --> 02:57:17,421
What did you--
what am l-- what are you gonna do?
2886
02:57:17,667 --> 02:57:18,981
( engine roaring )
2887
02:57:23,843 --> 02:57:24,644
KIM: Take him down!
2888
02:57:27,434 --> 02:57:28,435
( yelling )
2889
02:57:28,820 --> 02:57:31,724
Now where do you think you 're going?
Fuckin' fuck you!
2890
02:57:31,792 --> 02:57:33,537
Where do you think
you 're fucking going?
2891
02:57:33,763 --> 02:57:35,630
What the fuck do you think--
2892
02:57:39,107 --> 02:57:41,599
Come here!
2893
02:57:47,691 --> 02:57:50,182
Go!
2894
02:57:50,997 --> 02:57:52,557
Whoo-hoo!
2895
02:57:55,674 --> 02:57:58,544
What's wrong with your ass,
motherfucking cocksucker?
2896
02:58:04,558 --> 02:58:08,562
Oh, you 're gonna wiggle your ass at me,
gonna wiggle it at me?
2897
02:58:08,833 --> 02:58:12,837
Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,
you redneck lunatic bastard?
2898
02:58:13,308 --> 02:58:14,109
Aah!
2899
02:58:14,612 --> 02:58:18,616
Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
2900
02:58:19,688 --> 02:58:23,692
Oh, I'm the horniest motherfucker
on the road!
2901
02:58:25,700 --> 02:58:27,430
Boo-yah, bitch!
2902
02:58:32,614 --> 02:58:34,467
Did you just hit a boat?
2903
02:58:37,247 --> 02:58:38,248
( cow moos )
2904
02:58:38,593 --> 02:58:40,425
Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
2905
02:58:40,496 --> 02:58:41,297
Get that motherfucker!
2906
02:58:42,366 --> 02:58:45,338
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!
2907
02:58:45,613 --> 02:58:46,978
( cows sound alarmed )
2908
02:58:47,176 --> 02:58:48,113
Motherfucker!
2909
02:58:48,746 --> 02:58:51,650
I'm 'bout to bust a nut up
in this bitch...
2910
02:58:57,351 --> 02:58:58,853
( creaking )
2911
02:59:00,235 --> 02:59:02,570
- ( yelling )
- ZO�: Watch it, watch it.
2912
02:59:08,452 --> 02:59:10,149
# Tapping that ass
tapping that ass #
2913
02:59:10,222 --> 02:59:11,885
# Tapping that-- tapping that-- tapping... #
2914
02:59:11,886 --> 02:59:14,190
- Aah!
- ( frame creaking loudly )
2915
02:59:19,474 --> 02:59:20,275
Bastard.
2916
02:59:35,406 --> 02:59:37,785
Oh, you know I can't let you go...
2917
02:59:38,947 --> 02:59:41,305
without tapping that ass.
2918
02:59:41,652 --> 02:59:43,554
Oh, fuck me!
2919
02:59:43,623 --> 02:59:45,353
- One...
- Kim?
2920
02:59:45,426 --> 02:59:47,419
- ... more...
- ( clears throat ) Kim?
2921
02:59:47,496 --> 02:59:48,297
... time!
2922
02:59:49,033 --> 02:59:51,162
Boo-yah!
2923
02:59:55,012 --> 02:59:58,713
That's what I'm talking...
that's what I'm talking about, bitch!
2924
03:00:02,304 --> 03:00:03,305
( whimpers )
2925
03:00:37,993 --> 03:00:38,994
( honking )
2926
03:00:55,298 --> 03:00:56,299
( honks )
2927
03:00:59,440 --> 03:01:01,034
Oh, come on!
2928
03:01:31,872 --> 03:01:34,363
Yah!
2929
03:01:41,124 --> 03:01:42,925
Yah ha ha, come on!
2930
03:01:44,497 --> 03:01:48,164
Thought you lost us, motherfucker.
We back, motherfucker. We back.
2931
03:01:48,238 --> 03:01:50,299
Who's laughing now, bitch!
2932
03:01:50,825 --> 03:01:51,826
( moaning )
2933
03:01:52,714 --> 03:01:55,205
Shit.
2934
03:01:57,368 --> 03:01:58,419
Come on!
2935
03:01:59,795 --> 03:02:02,393
Here's Cha Cha!
2936
03:02:03,970 --> 03:02:05,872
You miss us, ya lunatic bastard?
2937
03:02:05,940 --> 03:02:06,941
I'm sorry!
2938
03:02:06,945 --> 03:02:07,946
What?
2939
03:02:07,951 --> 03:02:12,956
I didn't mean anything.
I was just playing around.
2940
03:02:12,966 --> 03:02:16,293
Oh, he was just playing around!
2941
03:02:16,294 --> 03:02:18,822
- Just playing!
- Well, I ain't playing with you!
2942
03:02:18,900 --> 03:02:19,701
Whoa!
2943
03:02:20,857 --> 03:02:21,858
( cheering )
2944
03:02:25,078 --> 03:02:27,241
Oh, look out, look out, look out.
2945
03:02:35,332 --> 03:02:37,565
ZO�: ( laughing ) What's your sign?
2946
03:02:37,637 --> 03:02:40,128
Oh, shit!
2947
03:02:41,946 --> 03:02:43,779
- ( debris rumbles underneath )
Oh, shit.
2948
03:02:43,849 --> 03:02:46,719
Don't run, don't run,
motherfucker, don't run.
2949
03:02:46,789 --> 03:02:48,314
This baby's on speed!
2950
03:02:55,105 --> 03:02:55,906
Whoa!
2951
03:02:57,911 --> 03:03:00,211
- Aah!
- Yeah, yeah!
2952
03:03:04,257 --> 03:03:05,886
Yeah!
2953
03:03:05,961 --> 03:03:09,283
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's about time.
2954
03:03:12,533 --> 03:03:13,534
( sighs in relief )
2955
03:03:24,565 --> 03:03:26,728
ABBIE: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
2956
03:03:29,307 --> 03:03:30,408
Please don't dead-end.
2957
03:03:30,844 --> 03:03:32,048
Please don't dead end.
2958
03:03:32,380 --> 03:03:33,478
Please don't dead-end.
2959
03:03:34,551 --> 03:03:35,645
Please don't dead-end.
2960
03:03:36,187 --> 03:03:37,270
Please don't dead-end.
2961
03:03:37,771 --> 03:03:39,155
Please don't dead-end.
2962
03:03:39,327 --> 03:03:40,369
Please don't dead-end.
2963
03:03:40,697 --> 03:03:41,798
Please don't dead-end.
2964
03:03:42,166 --> 03:03:43,965
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
2965
03:03:44,037 --> 03:03:45,041
ABBIE: Go, go, go!
2966
03:03:45,105 --> 03:03:45,906
Get him, get him, get him!
2967
03:03:46,609 --> 03:03:47,409
Unh!
2968
03:03:48,903 --> 03:03:51,231
( laughing hysterically )
2969
03:04:01,746 --> 03:04:03,734
( Stuntman Mike yells like a banshee )
2970
03:04:04,043 --> 03:04:06,405
Oh, help me!
2971
03:04:07,376 --> 03:04:08,377
( continues screaming )
2972
03:04:17,537 --> 03:04:19,335
Be careful. My right arm's broken.
2973
03:04:19,407 --> 03:04:21,899
This one?
2974
03:04:23,783 --> 03:04:25,582
ZO�: Oh, you want some shit?
2975
03:04:25,653 --> 03:04:27,782
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
2976
03:04:27,908 --> 03:04:28,909
( Kim yells, laughs )
2977
03:04:31,498 --> 03:04:32,299
Uhn!
2978
03:04:33,020 --> 03:04:34,021
( groans )
2979
03:04:36,341 --> 03:04:37,451
Yah!
2980
03:04:38,670 --> 03:04:42,252
( Stuntman Mike groans )
2981
03:04:43,054 --> 03:04:43,855
Mother... fucker!
2982
03:04:44,925 --> 03:04:46,724
Motherfucker!
2983
03:04:51,639 --> 03:04:52,330
Asshole!
2984
03:05:08,197 --> 03:05:09,198
( cheering )
2985
03:05:10,275 --> 03:05:12,370
# Hang up the chick habit #
2986
03:05:12,446 --> 03:05:16,045
# Hang it up. Daddy.
or you 'll be alone in a quick #
2987
03:05:17,489 --> 03:05:19,288
# Hang up the chick habit #
2988
03:05:19,360 --> 03:05:23,198
# Hang it up. Daddy.
or you 'll never get another fix #
2989
03:05:24,437 --> 03:05:28,036
# I' m telling you it's not a trick.
pay attention. don 't be thick #
2990
03:05:28,111 --> 03:05:29,944
# Or you 're liable to get licked #
2991
03:05:31,117 --> 03:05:35,023
# You 're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye #
2992
03:05:35,092 --> 03:05:36,857
# They'll be spitting in your eye #
2993
03:05:38,065 --> 03:05:40,092
# Hang up the chick habit #
2994
03:05:40,169 --> 03:05:43,904
# Hang it up. Daddy.
a girl's not a tonic or a pill #
2995
03:05:45,379 --> 03:05:47,008
# Hang up the chick habit #
2996
03:05:47,083 --> 03:05:50,818
# Hang it up. Daddy
you 're just jumping for a spill #
2997
03:05:52,126 --> 03:05:54,187
# Oh. how your bubble's gonna burst #
2998
03:05:54,263 --> 03:05:57,828
# When you meet another nurse
she'll be driving in a hearse #
2999
03:05:58,840 --> 03:06:02,712
# You 're gonna need a heap of glue
when they all catch up with you #
3000
03:06:02,781 --> 03:06:04,751
# And they cut you up in two #
3001
03:06:06,020 --> 03:06:09,186
# Now your ears are ringing
the birds will stop their singing #
3002
03:06:09,260 --> 03:06:10,788
# Everything is turning gray #
3003
03:06:12,366 --> 03:06:15,862
# No candy in your till.
no cutie left to thrill #
3004
03:06:15,940 --> 03:06:18,172
# You 're alone on a Tuesday #
3005
03:06:19,213 --> 03:06:20,978
# Hang up the chick habit #
3006
03:06:21,051 --> 03:06:24,923
# Hang it up. Daddy.
or you 'll be alone in a quick #
3007
03:06:26,328 --> 03:06:28,093
# Hang up the chick habit #
3008
03:06:28,165 --> 03:06:31,866
# Hang it up. Daddy.
or you 'll never get another fix #
3009
03:06:33,208 --> 03:06:36,978
# I' m telling you it's not a trick.
pay attention. don 't be thick #
3010
03:06:37,049 --> 03:06:38,485
# Or you 're liable to get licked #
3011
03:06:40,055 --> 03:06:43,893
# You 're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye #
3012
03:06:43,963 --> 03:06:45,830
# They'll be spitting in your eye #
3013
03:06:46,736 --> 03:06:50,740
# You 're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye #
3014
03:06:50,944 --> 03:06:52,777
# They'll be spitting in your eye #