1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 YTS.MX 3 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,849 OH, SKANK! 4 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,954 FUCK ME! 5 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,557 HEY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 6 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,029 YOU TEACH HIM THAT? 7 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,398 HE HEARD IT IN THE LOCKER ROOM, DAD. 8 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,734 FROM WHO? EVERYONE. 9 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,036 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IN THERE. 10 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,547 HE SHOOTS. HE SCORES! 11 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,750 WOULDN'T START AGAIN? 12 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,653 WAS IT THE GAS LINE? I DON'T KNOW. I'LL ASK TINKER. 13 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,321 MMM. MMM. 14 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,390 TAKE THE SLED, WILL YA? I WANNA WAIT FOR THE MAIL. 15 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,425 THE MAGAZINE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, EXPRESS. OKAY. BETTER BE GOOD. 16 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,894 OF COURSE IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 17 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,730 I DON'T EXACTLY TRUST CHUCKIE BOY. 18 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,757 COME ON. PASS IT OFF. 19 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,827 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO AGAIN. 20 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,900 BAILEY! 21 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,935 HI, BAILEY. 22 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,573 FAT MEN DON'T SHOVEL, BAILEY. 23 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,942 NO, IT'S DRY. IT'S DRY. 24 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,382 EW! FUCK ME! THAT'S A LUNG BISCUIT. 25 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,451 JOEY! 26 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,586 THAT'S IT. NEITHER OF YOU GUYS ARE COMING TO THE LOCKER ROOM AGAIN. 27 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,693 JOHN? 28 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,263 HAVE A GOOD GAME TODAY. 29 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,418 GOD, IT'S COLD! THE TATERS ARE HOT. 30 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,821 RIGHT HERE, CONNOR. THANKS. HOT, HOT, HOT! 31 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:55,262 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BIRD IS THAT? BOBBY, THROW SOME TAPE. 32 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:59,367 IT'S GONNA BE A HOT ONE TODAY. HEY, TAPE! 33 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,869 HEY, IS THE MAGAZINE OUT YET? MONDAY. 34 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,339 JOHNNY'S SUPPOSED TO GET A COPY EXPRESSED. MAYBE WE MADE THE COVER. 35 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:10,611 - WE AIN'T ON THE COVER. - HE SAID IT WOULD BE A BIG STORY WITH PICTURES. 36 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,580 YEAH, CHUCK EXAGGERATES. 37 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,585 HEY, GUYS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 38 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:22,490 SARAH HEINZ. 39 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,026 I KNOW! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SHY GIRL. 40 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,829 I FIGURE, WHAT THE HELL. I AIN'T THAT ATTRACTIVE. 41 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,866 I'LL VACCINATE HER QUICK, GET HOME FOR AN EARLY SACK, BEAT WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BISHOP. 42 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,902 LIKE THIS? 43 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:38,038 - SHE'S MUCH FATTER NAKED. YEAH! - NO. 44 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,009 I'M TELLING YOU, SHE GOT HER FEBRUARY FAT NOW IN THE SECOND WEEK IN DECEMBER. 45 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,545 SHE'S RIDING ME LIKE A WET WALRUS, 46 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,815 MAKING THESE FAT SOUNDS. 47 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:53,020 THWAP, THWAP, THWAP. THE BOY'S GOT NO SHAME. 48 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,355 YOU'RE A SICK MAN, SKANK. 49 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,391 HEY, YOU GOT THE MAGAZINE? DAMN. THE MAIL DIDN'T COME YET. 50 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,560 HEY. WHAT? 51 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,396 YOU KILL ONE MORE WOLF-- AIN'T NO SHERIFFIN' IN HERE. 52 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,432 I AIN'T SHERIFFIN'. I'M JUST A TEAMMATE CONCERNED FOR HIS FREEDOM. 53 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,567 COME ON, BOYS. LET'S MOVE IT. 54 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,437 IT'S TWO TENTHS BELOW ZERO. THE COMMITTEE WON'T BE HAPPY. 55 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:14,341 - THE COMMITTEE. - YOU SEEN WEEKS LATELY? HE'S BEEN SKATING THE RIVER. 56 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,378 I DON'T CARE. I'M ABOUT TO BE ON THE COVER OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. 57 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:24,351 THAT PHOTOGRAPHER SAID I HAVE ONE OF THOSE EXPRESSIVE FACES. 58 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,556 A FACE THAT TELLS A STORY. TOO BAD IT'S A TRAGEDY. 59 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,459 - A COMEDY. - A HORROR STORY. 60 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,428 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S START GETTIN' OUR HEADS INTO IT. 61 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,600 LIKE CONNOR SAYS, THAT WEEKS KID, HE'S GOT JUMP. 62 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,903 I'M TELLIN' YOU, TREE, THERE'S RUMORS. 63 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,473 ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN. 64 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,982 LET'S GO! LET'S MOVE! 65 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,928 LET'S GO! 66 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,746 GOOD GAME! GOOD GAME! 67 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,816 STRETCH 'EM OUT. 68 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,420 LET'S DO IT, SHERIFF. STICKS! 69 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,790 - LINE 'EM UP, MICHAEL! - DON'T GIVE ME TREE. I WANNA WIN THIS WEEK. 70 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,660 I WIN NO MATTER WHAT SIDE, HUH? WIN THIS, TREE. 71 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,335 MAYBE IT'S YOU AND ME, HUH? WINETKA. 72 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,870 HERE. 73 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,305 PAUL. BROWN'S THE WINNER. 74 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:55,543 - DAD! - THANKS, MIKEY. 75 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,679 TREE! 76 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:35,816 YOU SEE STEVIE WEEKS YESTERDAY? CHUMP. 77 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,918 YOU THINK WE GOTTA DO IT? 78 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,694 - BIRDIE! - TRY AND PASS ME! 79 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,563 - GIVE IT TO ME! - TRY IT! TRY IT! 80 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,299 PASS! DAMN! 81 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,580 WHOO! ALL RIGHT! 82 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,419 SOON, IT'LL BE YOU OUT THERE. 83 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,756 OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT WILL, STEVIE. 84 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,699 OW! DADDY! 85 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,770 THERE ARE THINGS YOU DO IN PUBLIC... AND THINGS YOU DON'T. 86 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,039 WE'RE JUST KISSING. 87 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,642 FOR GOD'S SAKES. 88 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,478 GEEZ. 89 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,814 VERY EFFECTIVE, WALTER. 90 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,450 NIPPED IN THE BUD. 91 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,053 MARY JANE. YOU GOT IT? 92 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:50,490 I GOT IT. LOOK. IT'S THREE PAGES WITH PICTURES AND PROFILES. 93 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,593 THERE'S JOHN. A MIX BETWEEN BOBBY BOND AND MOOSE DuPARK. 94 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,663 YEAH, HE WON'T LIKE THAT. 95 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,931 "CLEARS THE CREASE LIKE A SNOWPLOW." WELL, HE CAN'T NOT LIKE THAT. 96 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,067 COME ON. 97 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,569 HONEY. LOOK AT THIS. HEY. 98 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,739 THE MAYOR SHOULD GET FIRST LOOK. NOT BAD, RIGHT? WOW. 99 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:09,810 SON OF A PISS WHORE. OUR TOWN IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. 100 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,912 LISTEN TO THIS. 101 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:16,583 "THE LEGENDARY HOCKEY PLAYERS OF MYSTERY, ALASKA, WERE BORN ON SKATES... 102 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,253 "IN A WORLD PERPETUALLY COVERED WITH ICE AND SNOW. 103 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,522 "ISOLATED BY RUGGED MOUNTAINS AND VAST GLACIERS, 104 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,026 "THEY HONE THEIR SKILLS BY PLAYING EACH OTHER, 105 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,829 "SATURDAY AFTER SATURDAY, FOR AS LONG AS ANYONE CAN REMEMBER. 106 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:36,536 "THE CITIZENS ATTEND WITH RELIGIOUS DEVOTION IN SUB-ZERO WEATHER. 107 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:40,874 "A COMMITTEE OF TOWN FATHERS DECIDES WHO PLAYS AND BY WHAT RULES. 108 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,711 "THE GAME HAS BECOME MORE THAN A SPORT. 109 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:47,314 IT'S A WEEKLY RITUAL CELEBRATION." 110 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,686 "THE WINETKA BROTHERS FORECHECK LIKE GOPHERS. 111 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,689 "WHEN A PUCK GOES INTO A CORNER, A WINETKA COMES OUT WITH IT. 112 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,658 YEAH! READ. READ! 113 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,694 "AND THEN THERE'S CONNOR BANKS. 114 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,697 CONNOR! WHAT ABOUT CONNOR BANKS? 115 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:07,334 MONTREAL HAD ITS ROCKET. MYSTERY HAS ITS CRUISE MISSILE!" 116 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,739 THE ONLY ROCKET YOU GOT IS YOUR MEAT WHISTLE. 117 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,875 HANG ON. HANG ON. "PERFECTING THE ART OF THE PASS IS JOHN BIEBE, 118 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:20,848 "WHOSE PRECISION AND ACCURACY MORE THAN COMPENSATE FOR SLOWNESS OF FOOT. 119 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,486 "THE ONLY PLAYER WITHOUT LIGHTNING SPEED. EVERY TEAM NEEDS ITS THUMPER. 120 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,823 FUCK 'EM, JOHNNY. FUCK 'EM. 121 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,826 "ON PURE SKATING ABILITY, THE BOYS OF MYSTERY, ALASKA... 122 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,396 RIVAL ANY TEAM IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE!" 123 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,032 THAT'S US! THAT'S US! 124 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,736 AND ISN'T IT EXCITING FOR CHARLIE... 125 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,773 GETTING HIS ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED? 126 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,541 I BET THIS IS A BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR HIM. 127 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,744 HE KIND OF EMBELLISHED A LITTLE. 128 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:54,381 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO SMART, THAT CHARLIE. I KNEW WHEN HE LEFT HE'D MAKE IT BIG. 129 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:59,552 WELL, ACTUALLY, I HEARD HE LEFT 'CAUSE HE SKATED LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL. 130 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:03,690 YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU SCORED TWO GOALS TODAY, YOU PLAYED A GOOD GAME? 131 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,593 WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HOCKEY AT THE TABLE. 132 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,728 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR 20 MINUTES. 133 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,931 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE MAGAZINE. 134 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,934 WHICH IS ABOUT HOCKEY. 135 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,703 CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY THE ATTENTION TONIGHT? 136 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,539 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 137 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,877 HOCKEY IS PLAYED AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE. 138 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,647 YOU, YOU COAST IN YOUR OWN ZONE. 139 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,919 YOU SKATE LIKE A FIGURE SKATER. 140 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,422 AND WHEN YOU GET THE PUCK, YOU DON'T PASS. 141 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,793 MORE POTATOES? 142 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,734 NO. 143 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,437 I'VE LOST MY APPETITE. 144 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,374 OH-- 145 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,414 HE NEVER MADE THE SATURDAY GAME. 146 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,851 THAT'S WHAT'S BOTHERING HIM. WHY SHOULD HE TELL ME HOW TO PLAY? 147 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,020 - HE PLAYED COLLEGE 2-A, BIRDIE. - 2-A ISN'T THE SATURDAY GAME. 148 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:10,858 - THAT'S ENOUGH. - WELL, HE STARTED IT! 149 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,263 MARGIE HAS RELATIVES IN WATERVILLE, MAINE. 150 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,632 SHE SAID AS SOON AS PRICE WORLD MOVED IN, 151 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,702 ALL THE LOCAL SHOPS WENT RIGHT OUT OF BUSINESS. 152 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:26,439 PRICE WORLD'S NOT GONNA COME, MOM. WE'RE NOT BIG ENOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 153 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,276 WELL, THEY'VE BEEN SNIFFIN'. 154 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,988 OH, SKANK. 155 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,005 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 156 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,374 "ON THE LEFT SIDE, 157 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,377 SKANK MARDEN IS A MASTER OF STICKY SORES--" 158 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,413 NO, NO, SHAWNETTE. 159 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,382 UM, REMEMBER, YOU WANT TO SOUND OUT THE WORDS. 160 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,518 OKAY. LET'S TRY AGAIN. 161 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:15,522 "SKANK MARDEN, A MASTER OF THE STICK, 162 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,558 SCORES ON DEMAND." 163 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,262 THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD. EXCELLENT. 164 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,565 TOMMY! WHAT? 165 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,002 WORD IS BIEBE IS OUT AND WEEKS IS GOING UP. 166 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,904 REALLY? 167 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,744 DON'T GET TOO FAR. YEAH, DAD. 168 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,950 HEY, JOHNNY. HEY. 169 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,720 THANKS FOR COMING, JOHNNY. 170 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,264 WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD STEVIE WEEKS BACK ANY LONGER. 171 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,300 YOU'LL BE FIRST ALTERNATE, OF COURSE. 172 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,638 THAT'S-- 173 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:13,380 THERE'S MORE TO THE GAME THAN SPEED, SCOTT. EXPERIENCE COUNTS. 174 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,783 WHICH STEVIE WEEKS CAN'T GET TILL WE CALL HIM UP. 175 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,487 YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SATURDAY GAME 13 YEARS, JOHNNY. 176 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,558 - THAT'S A RECORD! - I CAN STILL PLAY. 177 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,429 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SCORED A GOAL? 178 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,502 LOOK, IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE WEEKS BOY TO KEEP HIM BACK. 179 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:39,839 AND IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE SATURDAY GAME. 180 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,289 SHIT! 181 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,019 I GOTTA GO. 182 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,737 DONNA'S INSIDE, JOHNNY. 183 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,411 HEY. HEY. 184 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,557 I'M FINE, DONNA. 185 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,566 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 186 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,838 WE KNEW ONE DAY EVENTUALLY-- I'M FINE. 187 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,940 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE FINE. 188 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,657 I BETTER CHECK ON MIKE. 189 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,754 YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME. I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT KIND OF INFORMATION. 190 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,890 WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 191 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,727 SKANK, WE'RE COMMITTING ADULTERY. IT'S NOT LIKE I THREW IN TRUST AS A PERK. 192 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,264 HONEY. 193 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:21,468 HI. LOOK, YOU, UH-- YOU MAY HAVE HEARD. 194 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,603 WE JUST DID IT. I HEARD. 195 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,306 AND SO DID I, AND IT'S A BIG MISTAKE. 196 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,942 JOHN BIEBE IS THE ANCHOR, FOR GOD'S SAKES! 197 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,880 GEEZ. 198 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,354 STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE! 199 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,824 GUYS, IT AIN'T MY BIRTHDAY. 200 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,360 IT'S BETTER. YOU'RE IN THE SATURDAY GAME! 201 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,663 I-I COULD GO DOWN AS FAST AS I COME UP. 202 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:54,801 - THERE'S NO WAY. - HEY, I'M NEXT. THEY'LL BE CALLIN' ME NEXT. 203 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,777 HEY, MIKE. 204 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,515 - HEY. - WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF THAT MILKSHAKE? 205 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,895 BETTER NOT HEAR YOUR GRADES ARE DROPPING OFF. 206 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,899 THEY-THEY WON'T, SIR. 207 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:31,671 YOU SKATE LIKE YOU CAN AND YOU'LL BE FINE. 208 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,710 BOYS. SHERIFF. 209 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,681 I ORDERED ONE FOR YOU TOO, DAD. THANKS, MIKE. 210 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,850 JOHNNY? YEAH? 211 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:48,555 YOU GOTTA GET OUT TO GAGNEY GROCERS. CONNOR BANKS JUST SHOT A GUY. 212 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,695 OW! JESUS! WHAT, DID YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT? 213 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,997 TRY AND HOLD STILL. COULD YOU JAM THE OXYGEN TANK... 214 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,267 A LITTLE FURTHER UP MY ASS, PLEASE? 215 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,935 HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE? 216 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:07,407 WHO IS HE? A REP FROM PRICE WORLD. 217 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,542 GOOD. TWIST IT! YEAH, THAT HELPS. 218 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,045 THINK ABOUT TRIMMING THOSE NAILS TOO, TARZAN. 219 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,249 - JUST TRY TO HOLD IT THERE. - ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME? 220 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,351 HUH? 221 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,920 - YOU OKAY? - NO, I'M NOT OKAY! 222 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,391 DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY? THE FUCKER SHOT ME! 223 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:28,395 WHAT THE FUCK-ASS FUCK OF A BUM-FUCK, SHITHOLE TOWN IS THIS? 224 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,063 I MAKE A BUSINESS CALL. I GIVE HIM MY CARD. 225 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:35,602 AND THE HICK-ASS FUCKER SHOOTS MY FOOT OFF! COCK-FUCKING SHIT! 226 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,409 JOHN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU READ HIM HIS RIGHTS? 227 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,545 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. OH, COME ON, JOHN! 228 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,914 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT HIM. CALL BAILEY PRUITT. TALK TO HIM. 229 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,049 DON'T BE SAYING ANYTHING TO ME. 230 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,419 JOHNNY, I HEARD. 231 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:57,557 I'M SORRY. CONNOR, YOU JUST SHOT A GUY. 232 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,626 TAKE HIM. READ HIM HIS RIGHTS. 233 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,062 COCK-FUCKING SUCK-ASS FUCKER! 234 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,498 HAVE FUN IN JAIL, ASSHOLE! 235 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,734 THEY, UH, GOT INTO A BEEF. 236 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,604 CONNOR PULLED A PISTOL. HAPPENED OVER IN FEED. 237 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:15,842 SAYS HE WAS AIMING AT A SACK OF PUPPY CHOW, TRYING TO SCARE HIM. 238 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,010 HE HIT A WHEELBARROW. IT RICOCHETED. 239 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,414 OW! OW, OW! JOHNNY? 240 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:25,985 YEAH? THERE'S A HELICOPTER HOVERING OVER TOWN HALL. LOOKS RUSSIAN. 241 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,547 WHOA! 242 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,517 I'M SLOW IN THE FEET? 243 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,052 THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU GOT FOR ME? 244 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:05,358 NO, "WOW, NICE HELICOPTER"? NO, "HEY, GREAT ARTICLE IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED"? 245 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,560 HOW'S DONNA DOING? DOES SHE MISS ME? 246 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,831 TWICE IN ONE YEAR, CHARLIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME? 247 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,569 I COME BEARING THE NEW YORK RANGERS. 248 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,973 THE NEW YORK RANGERS? 249 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,910 YEAH, I WAS PRETTY BLOWN AWAY MYSELF. 250 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:27,013 BUT THE ARTICLE SPARKED SOME KIND OF BRAINSTORM AT THE NHL. 251 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:31,384 GOOD WRITING, I GUESS. THE NEW YORK RANGERS. 252 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,486 THE NEW YORK RANGERS. 253 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,988 IN MYSTERY, ALASKA? RIGHT HERE. 254 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,057 TO PLAY AGAINST OUR BOYS? 255 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,393 THE NHL FEELS IT'LL BE GREAT PUBLICITY, 256 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:44,697 AND THE NETWORK FIGURES A 14 SHARE, MINIMUM. 257 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,500 ALL RIGHT. 258 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,869 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU, CHARLIE? 259 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,338 COMMUNITY PRIDE. 260 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,574 A SENSE OF GIVING BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE I GREW UP. 261 00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,379 MONEY. 262 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:12,391 IF YOU ALL SETTLE DOWN, WE'LL, UH, WE'LL TRY TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. 263 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,694 NOW, NOTHING IS DEFINITE. 264 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,698 THERE'S STILL SOME DEALING TO BE DONE WITH THE PLAYERS' UNIONS AND THINGS. 265 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:22,401 BUT WHAT NEEDS TO BE DECIDED FIRST IS, DO WE WANT THIS GAME? 266 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:26,739 I WON'T KID YA, IT WOULD BE A GOOSE TO THE ECONOMY. 267 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,275 WHAT ECONOMY? 268 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,645 WE CAN BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, 269 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:36,716 OR WE CAN SIMPLY LEAVE THE DECISION TO THE COMMITTEE, WHICH I'M QUITE HAPPY TO DO. 270 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,951 YES, MIRAM? 271 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:43,656 THE QUESTION IS, DO WE REALLY STAND A CHANCE? 272 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,793 'CAUSE IF ALL THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS WE'LL GET LAUGHED AT, 273 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,462 I'M NOT FOR IT AT ANY PRICE. 274 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,931 THAT'S FAIR. THAT'S FAIR. AND TO ANSWER THAT, 275 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:55,735 I'D LIKE TO CALL UP HERE SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW AND-- 276 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:59,972 WELL, WE ALL KNOW. CHARLES DANNER. 277 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:10,583 THANKS. UM-- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE BACK. 278 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:14,286 BULLSHIT! 279 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,989 UH-- UM, HERE'S THE THING. 280 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:20,459 ON A STANDARD ICE RINK, NO, WE DON'T COME CLOSE. 281 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,962 BUT... OUR BOYS ON A POND? 282 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,298 NOW, HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND. 283 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:30,970 YOU'RE USING WORDS LIKE "WE" AND "OUR BOYS." 284 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,372 YOU LEFT THIS TOWN, CHARLIE DANNER. 285 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,544 YOU CAN'T EVEN SKATE. 286 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,815 PLUS, THIS MAY BE AN OLD LADY TALKING, 287 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,885 BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIT OF A PRICK. 288 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:51,558 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. THIS IS A TOWN MEETING. 289 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:55,795 LET'S HAVE SOME ORDER, FOR GOD'S SAKES! JOHN. 290 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,297 COULD WE MAKE A GAME OF IT? 291 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,366 YEAH, JOHN. 292 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,309 DEPENDS ON RULES. 293 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,378 WE PLAY FOUR ON FOUR. THEY PLAY FIVE ON FIVE. 294 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:14,513 BOARDS, OFFSIDES, TWO-LINE PASSING. 295 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:17,750 RULES THAT KEEP EVERYTHING BUNCHED. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF GAME. 296 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:20,820 JOHN, EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS GAME IS GONNA BE PLAYED ON A POND. 297 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,889 - HEY, CHUCK-- - ONE SECOND. 298 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:26,659 EVERYBODY HERE ALWAYS SAYS ON A POND, NOBODY BEATS US, RIGHT? NOBODY. 299 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:30,262 OKAY, WELL, YOU GOT A CHANCE TO PROVE IT NOW. 300 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:33,265 JOHN, CAN WE WIN? 301 00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:40,272 SHOOTING, PASSING, STICK HANDLING-- THE TRUTH? 302 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:45,678 EXCEPT FOR CONNOR, NOBODY HERE COMES CLOSE. 303 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,747 BUT ON THE POND, 304 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:51,851 BLACK ICE, WIDE OPEN SURFACE, IT'S ALL ABOUT SKATING. 305 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,353 AND WE CAN SKATE. 306 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,424 YEAH, WE CAN. ALL RIGHT, MAN. 307 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,836 THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE PROFESSIONALS. 308 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,440 TWO THINGS WE'VE ALWAYS HAD IN MYSTERY: 309 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:21,914 OUR DIGNITY AND OUR ILLUSIONS. 310 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:24,817 I SUGGEST WE CLING TO BOTH. 311 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,368 WHERE'S THE DIGNITY IN NOT TRYING? 312 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,274 I'LL PLAY THOSE RANGERS. 313 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:55,014 - I'M IN. - I'LL PLAY. 314 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:59,385 I'LL BEAT 'EM. 315 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:10,329 AS MAYOR OF MYSTERY, ALASKA, 316 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:13,800 I'M GONNA EXTEND A LITTLE INVITATION TO THE NEW YORK RANGERS! 317 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,661 HEY, JOHNNY! 318 00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:46,899 - THIS CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW? - NO, NO, WE GOTTA BE ON THE ICE AT SUNUP. 319 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,869 IF THIS GAME HAPPENS, IT'S ONLY 32 DAYS AWAY. 320 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,538 WE GOTTA GET GOIN'. 321 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:55,875 I BET YOU'RE BACK ON THE TEAM NOW, RIGHT? MAYBE. 322 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,544 WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE RANGERS WITH JUST TEN GUYS. 323 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,714 HERE HE COMES. 324 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,816 JOHN. HEY, DONNA. HEY, SCOTT. 325 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,385 WITCH-TIT COLD, HUH? YEAH. 326 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,388 LOOK, JOHN, THESE ARE THE DEVELOPMENTS. 327 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,591 THINGS HAVE CHANGED. WE WANT YOU TO COACH. 328 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,895 JUDGE TURN YOU DOWN? 329 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:19,331 YEAH. HE'S GOT SOME BUG UP HIS COLON. 330 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,034 BUT NEXT TO JUDGE FUCK NUT, YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT HOCKEY. 331 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,837 SCOTT, YOU'LL NEED HIM TO PLAY, RIGHT? 332 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,939 OH, UH-- 333 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:31,377 WELL, THE COMMITTEE FEELS YOU CAN BEST HELP THE TEAM BY, YOU KNOW, COACHING. 334 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,913 YOU'RE THE GUY. THEY ALL LOOK UP TO YOU. 335 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:37,249 SCOTT, I DON'T COACH. 336 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:40,920 JOHN, I'M ASKING YOU AS MAYOR OF THE TOWN. 337 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,989 WILL YOU COACH? 338 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,294 LOOK, THINK ABOUT IT. 339 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,429 LET ME KNOW, HUH? 340 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:54,867 YOU KNOW, 341 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:59,705 EVERY EX-PLAYER TURNED COACH SAYS THEY PREFER COACHING TO PLAYING. 342 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,241 WHY WOULD THEY ALL SAY THAT? 343 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:05,377 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T PLAY. 344 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:14,553 SO WHY'D YOU WANNA COME? YOU NEVER WANNA COME WHEN I PLOUGH. 345 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,956 WELL, UM, COULD YOU PULL OVER? SURE. 346 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:29,735 WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 347 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,838 UM-- 348 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:35,774 I THOUGHT, UM-- 349 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:38,911 I THINK WE SHOULD CELEBRATE YOU MAKING THE TEAM. 350 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:43,315 N-NOW? HERE? 351 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:45,818 I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO DO IT. 352 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:48,220 I GOT A CONDOM TOO. 353 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,623 SO-- MARLA. 354 00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:55,527 WITH YOU ON THE TEAM, STEVIE, A LOT OF GIRLS ARE GONNA BE, 355 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:58,664 YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU. 356 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,540 I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU TO JODY LANGE JUST 'CAUSE SHE GIVES. 357 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,545 MARLA. 358 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:17,416 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU ON ACCOUNT OF NOT HAVING SEX. 359 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,588 I LOVE YOU. 360 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:38,871 ARE YOU SURE? 361 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:42,008 YEAH, I'M SURE. 362 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,916 OH! 363 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:30,389 OH, I'M-I'M-- I'M SORRY. 364 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:34,760 THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S OKAY. 365 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:38,630 I-- DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE DONE? 366 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:41,767 I'M-I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE-- 367 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,902 THAT'S OKAY. 368 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,742 IT'S OKAY, STEVIE. 369 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,743 HEY, SARAH, SORRY TO BE CALLING ON YOU SO LATE, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD? 370 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,914 THE RANGERS? YEAH. 371 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,918 YEAH, GOOD NEWS MAKES THE COMPASS POINT NORTH. 372 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,387 HOW ABOUT A QUICK RATTLE? 373 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,857 AFTER YOU, SKANK. 374 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:52,438 "MOTHER WALRUS GOING THWAP, THWAP, THWAP"? 375 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,641 - WHAT? - YOU WANNA HEAR A THWAP? 376 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,597 WOMEN DON'T LIKE BEING REFERRED TO AS FAT MAMMALS, SKANK. 377 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:23,469 I NEVER WOULD'VE SAID THAT TO HER FACE. 378 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:27,539 ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME? DO YOU WANT ME TO? 379 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:31,410 WELL, IF IT'S ALL OVER WHAT HE SAID, I'D JUST AS SOON IT'D BE ALL OVER THAT I HIT HIM. 380 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,980 IT WILL BE. 381 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,823 YOU GONNA LET THE KIDS KEEP THE SCHOOL? 382 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,925 WE GOTTA HAVE A NEW RINK, DONNA. 383 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:50,496 YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN TV TRUCKS TO FALL THROUGH THE ICE? 384 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:55,267 PLUS WE NEED NEW BOARDS, LIGHTS, AND THEY'RE SENDING US A ZAMBONI. 385 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:59,238 OH, A ZAMBONI. GETTIN' WET JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 386 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,307 JESUS! 387 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,282 DONNA. HEY. HEY. 388 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,451 HI. HOW YOU DOIN'? HI. GOOD. 389 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,553 HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. 390 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,256 YOU RAN OUT BEFORE I COULD SAY HI LAST NIGHT. I KNOW. HI. 391 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,558 HI. GOD, YOU LOOK GOOD. 392 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:22,361 HOW CAN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD? WHAT DO YOU HAVE, LIKE NINE CHILDREN NOW? 393 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,696 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE NOT THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY. 394 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,866 THREE KIDS. I KNOW HOW MANY KIDS YOU HAVE. 395 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,403 SO, YOU'RE A PRODUCER, HUH? 396 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,572 YEAH, WELL, ASSOCIATE PRODUCER. 397 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,874 WHAT'S A PRODUCER DO? 398 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,244 UH, WELL, I'M-I'M DOING IT. 399 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,647 REALLY? YES, I'M LIAISING WITH THE LOCALS. 400 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,915 I SEE. 401 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,552 AND THE HELICOPTER WAS-- 402 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:50,922 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE KIND OF NEWS YOU WANNA DELIVER IN PERSON, YOU KNOW, 403 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:54,926 AND I CAN'T HELP IT IF IT IMPRESSED THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 404 00:34:56,662 --> 00:35:00,799 SO, UH-- WELL, SO DID IT? 405 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,002 DO I LOOK IMPRESSED? 406 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,873 YOU LOOK GOOD. 407 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,415 YOUR HONOR, 408 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:20,519 AT THIS TIME I'D BE ASKING THE COURT TO DISMISS THE CHARGES... 409 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:23,922 ON THE GROUNDS OF PATRIOTISM. 410 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,458 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, MR. PRUITT. 411 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,431 IF PRICE WORLD DID COME HERE... 412 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,434 WITH THE ONE-STOP SHOPPING AND THE LOW, LOW PRICES, 413 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:39,671 IT WOULD THREATEN TO PUT EVERY MERCHANT IN THIS TOWN OUT OF BUSINESS, 414 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,540 AS IT HAS IN SO MANY COMMUNITIES ACROSS THIS COUNTRY. 415 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:44,042 - TRIAL DATE? - THIS TUESDAY. 416 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,778 TUESDAY? 417 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:50,549 - FINE BY ME. - ALL RIGHT, NEXT TUESDAY. 418 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,684 AND IMPANEL MONDAY. 419 00:35:54,886 --> 00:36:00,226 I DON'T WANT A TRIAL NOW. SUPPOSE I LOSE? I GET JAIL, I MISS THE GAME. 420 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:02,761 CONNOR, TRUST ME. THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOCK UP OUR LEADING SCORER. 421 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:10,236 AS THE PUCK COMES OFF THE ICE, THE LEFT WING WILL ALWAYS DROP BACK. 422 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:14,373 THESE FOUR SWING AROUND HERE, TRY AND FORCE THE PUCK THIS WAY. 423 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:18,310 SO THE PUCK CARRIER IS ALWAYS FACING THREE DEFENSEMEN. 424 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,546 ARE WE GONNA PLAY IT? NO. 425 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,548 WE'RE GONNA LEARN IT SO WE CAN BEAT IT. 426 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,484 IT'S FIVE-MAN, NOT FOUR. IT'S COMPLICATED. 427 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,254 BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, 428 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:33,759 THERE'S ONE RULE WE GOT WE LIVE BY. 429 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,562 WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS ROOM, 430 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,398 WHAT'S SAID IN THIS ROOM, STAYS IN THIS ROOM. 431 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,569 NOW, LAST NIGHT SKANK TOOK A SHOVEL TO THE TEMPLE... 432 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,837 BECAUSE SOMEBODY REPEATED WHAT WAS SAID IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 433 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,907 SOMEBODY REPEATED TO SILVIE WALKER, 434 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:52,411 AND SILVIE WALKER REPEATED IT TO SARAH HEINZ. 435 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:02,053 - I TOLD HER CONFIDENTIALLY. - AW, JESUS. 436 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:05,424 WHAT YOU SAY IN THE ROOM STAY IN THE ROOM. 437 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,493 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 438 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:12,264 SKANK, I'M SORRY. 439 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:16,602 SHE JUST SMOKED THE HOG, MAN. I WASN'T MYSELF. 440 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,874 - IT'S YOUR CALL, SKANK. - OH, I WANT IT. 441 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,943 FUCK! 442 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,914 FUCKIN' WIND-CHILL. THIS AIN'T RIGHT. 443 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:32,384 IT'S NOT THAT EASY! 444 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:36,588 ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. RULES ARE RULES! 445 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,726 COME ON, GUYS! 446 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,729 DO IT! COME ON! 447 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,731 AW, SHIT! 448 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,853 OH, SHIT! MOTHER-- 449 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,925 I HATE YOU BASTARDS! I HATE YOU ALL! 450 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:17,929 ALL I DID WAS SUGGEST WE MEET, AND THEN HE PULLED OUT A GUN. 451 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,998 DID HE SAY ANYTHING, MR. WALSH? 452 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,834 OBJECTION! NOW, THAT QUESTION-- 453 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:29,240 FUCK IT. 454 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,044 WHAT DID HE SAY? 455 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:36,682 WELL, HE CONVEYED HIS ANGER AT THE IDEA OF PRICE WORLD MOVING INTO THE COMMUNITY. 456 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,819 HE THREATENED TO SHOOT ME IF I DIDN'T LEAVE THE PREMISES, AND THEN HE SHOT ME. 457 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:43,855 THANK YOU, MR. WALSH. RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RECALL, YOUR HONOR. 458 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:50,028 BIG DOINGS WE'VE GOT GOING HERE IN MYSTERY THESE DAYS, HUH? 459 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:53,665 PRICE WORLD WANTS TO COME HERE, 460 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,535 AND NOW THE NEW YORK RANGERS WANT TO COME. 461 00:38:56,568 --> 00:39:01,540 MR. PRUITT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT PRICE WORLD. 462 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:05,711 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT A HOCKEY GAME. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 463 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:08,680 YEAH, WELL, FORGIVE ME, YOUR HONOR. I'M FAT. 464 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,922 MR. WALSH, THAT BULLET THAT STRUCK YOU, 465 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:20,492 DID IT APPEAR TO RICOCHET OFF A WHEELBARROW? 466 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,828 IT-- MAYBE. SO WHAT? 467 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:27,999 IS IT LEGAL TO SHOOT IN THE VICINITY OF PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN? 468 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,236 YOU DON'T CARE VERY MUCH FOR OUR COMMUNITY, DO YOU, MR. WALSH? 469 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:34,906 I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOUR COMMUNITY, MR. PRUITT. 470 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,942 DID YOU SAY, 471 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:41,580 "WHAT THE FUCK-ASS FUCK OF A BUM-FUCK SHITHOLE TOWN IS THIS?" 472 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,451 DID YOU SAY THAT, MR. WALSH? 473 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:50,722 THE GAME IS TENTATIVELY SCHEDULED FOR JANUARY 16. 474 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:54,593 - HEY, THIS IS IT! - SOUNDS LIKE FUN, BARRY, BUT EVIDENTLY NOT FOR EVERYONE. 475 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:56,728 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, STEVE. NO ONE THOUGHT... 476 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,930 TO CHECK WITH THE NEW YORK RANGER PLAYERS ABOUT THIS. 477 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:01,533 THE BOTTOM LINE IS, YOU ONLY GET A FEW DAYS OFF DURING THIS LONG SEASON. 478 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,736 NOW, INSTEAD OF SPENDING THESE DAYS OFF AT HOME WITH THEIR FAMILIES, 479 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:07,939 THEY'RE TOLD THEY GOTTA GO TO ALASKA AND PLAY A GAME OF POND HOCKEY. 480 00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:11,376 - THIS IS A JOKE. - TURNING NOW TO REAL HOCKEY NEWS, 481 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:14,646 THE NHL NAMED WAYNE GRETZKY AS ITS PLAYER OF THE MONTH. 482 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,449 THE SUPERSTAR SCORED 17 GOALS WITH 22 ASSISTS-- 483 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,793 YEAH, WAIT TILL WE BEAT 'EM. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S A JOKE. 484 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:33,932 YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT INSIDE. 485 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,606 NERVOUS? 486 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:47,412 COME ON, LET'S WORK IT AROUND. DON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE! 487 00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,291 WHOA. THAT GUY CAN SHOOT, HUH? YEAH. 488 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:03,829 GET ON HIM! GET ON HIM! OKAY, GUYS, COME ON, NOW! 489 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:16,975 FIGHTING THE PUCK A LITTLE. OH, LET HIM FIND HIS LEGS. 490 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,244 YEAH, HIS FIRST GAME. HE'LL BE FINE. 491 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:29,521 GO! GO! GO! GO! 492 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,760 LOOK OUT! 493 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,632 GET AWAY! GET AWAY! 494 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:44,502 STEVIE? STEVIE! GIVE HIM SOME AIR. 495 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:48,006 BIEBE. - GOOD WORK, TREE. YOU KILLED HIM. 496 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,576 HEAD WAS DOWN. I KNOW. I KNOW. 497 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,245 I BROUGHT THE SALTS, DAD. 498 00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,686 STEVIE? HUH? 499 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,922 IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. HELLO. 500 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:09,394 STEVIE, HOW MANY FINGERS HAVE I GOT? HMM? 501 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,830 I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR. 502 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:20,271 LET'S GO, GUYS. THREE ON THREE. 503 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,542 SO? SO? 504 00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:28,446 ANYONE SPECIAL IN NEW YORK? UH, NO. 505 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:31,549 I DON'T-- I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT EITHER, 506 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:34,519 JUST 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD A RELATIONSHIP THAT'S LASTED LONGER THAN SIX WEEKS... 507 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,888 SINCE WE BROKE UP IN THE 12th GRADE. 508 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,390 THAT'S-- THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU'RE HAPPY. RIGHT. 509 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:43,061 YOU ARE-- YOU ARE HAPPY, I TAKE IT? 510 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:46,064 YEAH. I'M HAPPY. 511 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,533 GOOD. GOOD. 512 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,269 HOW IS YOUR HUSBAND, ANYWAY? 513 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,872 APPEARS TO BE, UH, WELL FED. 514 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,041 OF COURSE HE IS. 515 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,810 I MEAN, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO DO, REALLY, 516 00:42:58,844 --> 00:43:03,782 BESIDES SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE, RUB MY FAT HUSBAND'S FEET, 517 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:08,419 DIG SPLINTERS OUT OF MY ASS THAT I GET WHILE SITTING AROUND PINING FOR YOU? 518 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:11,890 WELL, YOU SAID IT, I DIDN'T. 519 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:14,292 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. I MEAN, FORGET ABOUT ME. 520 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,895 DON'T YOU EVER WISH YOU LIVED IN A TOWN THAT HAD A MUSEUM... 521 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:22,734 OR SOMEPLACE WHERE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WERE OFF-LIMITS TO EACH OTHER SEXUALLY? 522 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,947 ALL RIGHT, JUST FOLLOW THE LIGHT. 523 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:39,685 NO, JUST OVER HERE. THERE YOU GO. OVER HERE. COME ON. 524 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,953 STILL SLEEPIN'? 525 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:44,956 HOW'S HE DOIN'? HE'S A LITTLE HAPPY. 526 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:47,525 NO, NO, NO. EASY, SON. 527 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:52,497 I'M OKAY. BIRDIE, I'M SORRY. ALL RIGHT. 528 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,532 I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CONDOM ON. 529 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:58,403 IT WAS 'CAUSE OF YOUR SISTER'S BREASTS. THEY'RE PERKY. 530 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:06,812 WELL, HE'S OUT AGAIN. 531 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,887 HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHING. 532 00:44:17,923 --> 00:44:21,693 - SWEETHEART-- - I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY? 533 00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:25,530 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T TALK TO YOUR OWN MOTHER-- 534 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,602 STEVIE DOESN'T WANNA SLEEP WITH ME. 535 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,841 OH. OH. 536 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:39,244 OH. 537 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:41,913 HMM. 538 00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:44,883 SO, UH, YOU TWO HAVE ALREADY, 539 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:48,920 UH, YOU KNOW, HAD RELATIONS? 540 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:51,556 NO, HE CAME IN THE CONDOM. 541 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,925 OH! 542 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:56,561 WHERE, UH, WAS THE CONDOM... 543 00:44:56,594 --> 00:45:00,031 WHEN HE, UH, YOU KNOW-- 544 00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:02,267 UM-- 545 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,871 ON-ON HIS, UH, SERPENT. 546 00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:11,576 HI. 547 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,781 WHAT'S WRONG? 548 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:19,450 UH, WALTER, GET OUT. THIS IS PRIVATE. 549 00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:21,787 I'M ENTITLED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON UNDER THIS ROOF. 550 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,889 AFTER ALL, I AM THE FATHER OF THIS CHILD. 551 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:27,325 WALTER, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, I SWEAR I'LL TELL YOU. 552 00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:30,962 RIGHT. 553 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,779 THE DEFENDANT WILL PLEASE RISE. 554 00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:50,782 WHAT SAY YOU, KAREN? 555 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:54,052 THE STATE OF ALASKA VERSUS CONNOR BANKS. 556 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,387 SECOND-DEGREE ASSAULT. 557 00:45:56,421 --> 00:46:00,992 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY. 558 00:46:05,831 --> 00:46:09,267 THAT'S A NOT GUILTY VERDICT ON CONNOR. BETTY? 559 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:14,439 AND WE FURTHER ORDER PRICE WORLD TO PAY DAMAGES... 560 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,574 IN THE AMOUNT OF $42,000. 561 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:20,812 - WHAT? - 42,000 BUCKS? 562 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,949 THEY CAN'T DO THAT. 563 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:29,754 THIS IS A CRIMINAL TRIAL. 564 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:33,524 WE DON'T AWARD DAMAGES TO CRIMINAL DEFENDANTS. 565 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,827 THE DAMAGE AWARD IS VACATED. 566 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:39,364 WHAT'S THAT, "VACATED"? 567 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:49,908 LOOK AROUND. LOOK AT YOURSELVES. 568 00:46:51,576 --> 00:46:55,546 YOU HAVE EXALTED THIS GAME ABOVE WHAT IS RIGHT, 569 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,916 BUT YOU HAVE YOUR STAR CENTER BACK. 570 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:02,387 THE DEFENDANT IS FREE TO GO. 571 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,757 YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED MY COURTROOM. 572 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,706 THANKS A LOT. 573 00:47:21,739 --> 00:47:23,841 FUCKIN' MORON. 574 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,861 IT'S ME THAT EMBARRASSES YOU, ISN'T IT? 575 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:51,602 - DID I SAY THAT, BRIAN? - I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT. 576 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:55,373 I'M SORRY I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOIN' TO COLLEGE AND GETTING SOME DEGREE. 577 00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:58,709 I'M SORRY FOR ONLY WANTING TO PLAY HOCKEY, AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU NEVER PLAYED... 578 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:02,880 IN THE SATURDAY GAME, BUT I WOULD THINK THERE ARE BIGGER TRAGEDIES IN LIFE! 579 00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:06,284 BRIAN! 580 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,897 SCOTTY. HEY. 581 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:22,533 I WANT YOU TO MEET THE FOLKS FROM THE NETWORK. 582 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,770 - THAT'S JONATHAN SLAVEN. SCOTT PITCHER. - HI. 583 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:29,374 AND, UH, THIS IS JANICE PETTIBONE. MY NOSTRILS JUST FROZE. 584 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,410 IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME A FAMOUS TV PERSONALITY. 585 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:35,380 UH, HI. JANICE, SEE HOW EVERYBODY SKATES HERE? 586 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,815 YEAH. EVEN ON THE SIDEWALKS. WE SHOULD GET SOME SHOTS-- 587 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:41,286 I CAN'T FEEL MY NOSE. ALL RIGHT, THEN. 588 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,592 SHE'S COLD. SHE'S WEIRD. 589 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,896 "ESKIMOS ON ICE." 590 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:55,366 IN FACT, THAT'S WHAT - THE MYSTERY ESKIMOS. 591 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,404 WELL, WE'RE NOT ESKIMOS. 592 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,007 WELL, I DON'T THINK IT REFERS SO MUCH TO YOUR ETHNICITY. 593 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:07,012 AND THE NATIVE AMERICANS WHO DO LIVE HERE CALL THEMSELVES INUIT, SHARK MEAT. 594 00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:09,680 THE DEAL HERE IS WE'RE SELLING THIS AS A HUMAN INTEREST STORY. 595 00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:13,618 THE STRANGE SNOWMEN WHO PLAY ON A LAKE-- THE MYSTERY BOYS. 596 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:16,287 WE DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE. 597 00:49:16,321 --> 00:49:20,725 ALL WE KNOW IS THEY HAVE POOR DENTAL HEALTH AND CAN SKATE LIKE THE WIND. 598 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,795 IT'S A HOCKEY GAME. 599 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:27,665 HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHAT KIND OF DENTAL HEALTH WE HAVE? GUYS! 600 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,535 GUYS! IT'S JUST A NAME, YOU KNOW? 601 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,471 NOBODY THINKS THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE ACTUALLY COWBOYS. 602 00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:35,506 IF THIS ENDS UP MAKING FUN OF US-- SCOTT, IT WON'T. 603 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:38,876 YOU THINK I'D LET THAT HAPPEN? FOR BUSINESS, WHO KNOWS? 604 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:40,945 EXCUSE ME? HE'S RIGHT. 605 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,014 YOU'D BITE OFF YOUR OWN JIMMY IF THE PRICE WERE RIGHT. REALLY, SCOTT? 606 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:45,950 MY OWN JIMMY? YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAN A RUMMAGE SALE... 607 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,686 OR RENEW A FISHING LICENCE? IF YOU TRY PULLING SOMETHING, I'LL BE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS-- 608 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,590 - GENTLEMEN. - YOU SORRY PIECE OF TIT MEAT! 609 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:01,232 JUST TALKIN' ABOUT THE GAME. YEAH. 610 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:04,235 IF NOTHING ELSE, IT'S GOOD FOR MORALE. 611 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,341 GOOD NIGHT. 612 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:13,744 NO BLOOD. JUDGE! 613 00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:16,514 HE STARTED IT. DON'T! 614 00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:18,916 I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. 615 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:21,386 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COACH. 616 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:24,855 YOU TAUGHT HALF THE KIDS IN THIS TOWN HOW TO SKATE. YOU PLAYED 2-A COLLEGE. 617 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:27,692 YOU UNDERSTAND NORTH AMERICAN HOCKEY. 618 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:31,062 SHIT, THEY USED TO CALL YOU THE BEAR. 619 00:50:31,096 --> 00:50:33,564 THAT WAS THEN. 620 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,902 OKAY, JUDGE. 621 00:50:37,935 --> 00:50:40,938 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE A GAME OF IT, IT SHOULD BE YOU. 622 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:44,242 IT WON'T BE, JOHN. 623 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:50,381 COME ON! PULL IT OFF! 624 00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:54,051 PEOPLE OF MYSTERY, I GIVE YOU... 625 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:57,855 YOUR VERY OWN ZAMBONI. 626 00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:01,926 NOW, DON'T BE ALARMED. IT LOOKS 100 YEARS OLD. 627 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:04,462 WELL, IT WORKS JUST LIKE NEW, 628 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,898 AND IT'S KIND OF IN KEEPING WITH THE WHOLE IDEA, DON'T YOU THINK? 629 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:10,368 WHAT WHOLE IDEA? 630 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:14,272 SCOTT, YOU GOT A ZAMBONI HERE IN MYSTERY, ALASKA. 631 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:17,708 YEAH. THE ORIGINAL. 632 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,437 WHY'D YOU SAY YES TO BOARDS? SPONSORS? 633 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:51,876 YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER PLAYED WITH BOARDS. WON'T THAT BE A HUGE ADVANTAGE TO THE RANGERS? 634 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:59,517 JOHN? 635 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:02,587 YOU'VE BEEN SMILING A LOT LATELY. 636 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,523 EXCUSE ME? EVER SINCE HE CAME BACK. 637 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:10,528 CHARLIE. YOU'VE BEEN SMILING A LITTLE MORE. 638 00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:14,699 JOHN, THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL. 639 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,374 THIS IS NOT A POND. 640 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,515 THE FANS ARE INTO IT. 641 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,617 LET'S PLAY HOCKEY. 642 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,386 OH, THERE WE GO. OH, DOMI AND LANGDON. 643 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:40,525 WELL, EIGHT SECONDS IN. DOMI LEADS THE LEAGUE IN PENALTY MINUTES. 644 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:44,362 A COUPLE OF SHORT RIGHTS KNOCKS THE HELMET OFF. ANOTHER ONE. ARE THEY GONNA GET TIRED? 645 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,298 I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE PLAYING THESE GUYS? 646 00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:49,800 OH, HE'S LANDING A COUPLE OF BIG ONES, AND SO IS DOMI. 647 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:52,237 HE'S GOT THE FANS INTO THIS ONE EARLY, SAM. 648 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:54,539 YO, MAYBE WE SHOULD FAST-FORWARD TO THE HOCKEY PART. 649 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,841 YEAH. GOOD IDEA. 650 00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:02,380 * YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY * 651 00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:05,483 * YOU BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY * COME ON. 652 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,719 COME ON! * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN * 653 00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:12,657 CABOOSE, HOLDING ON BACK THERE? YEAH. 654 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,925 TOOT, TOOT! UH-OH! UH-OH, WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 655 00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:17,362 AAH! OH, NO! 656 00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,697 WHAT HAPPENED DOWN HERE? * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING 657 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:22,533 ARE YOU OKAY? LET ME SEE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 658 00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:25,870 * HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING * 659 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:28,339 IT'S A ROCKEWELLIAN CHRISTMAS UP HERE-- 660 00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:30,775 SKATING, BARBECUES, SNOW. 661 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,844 WE'RE HERE WITH DEFENSEMAN MATT MARDEN AND-- 662 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,247 CUT. WHAT? 663 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:39,250 I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS. 664 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:42,853 YOU NEED TO RUB 'EM ON A NICE WARM YULETIDE LOG. 665 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,923 * SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN ** 666 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,559 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 667 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:53,464 LOOK. CHRISTMAS IS A LONELY DAY FOR A GUY TO BE CHOKING HIS OWN CHICKEN. 668 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:57,935 AND, AS WOMEN REPORTERS GO, I FIND YOU SUPPLE. 669 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:03,374 OH, THAT WAS LOVELY. IT'S A SHAME WE WEREN'T ROLLING FOR THAT. 670 00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,910 I'M SURE HE'D BE HAPPY TO REPEAT IT. 671 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:09,614 YOU NEED TO RELAX. CHARLES! 672 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,749 DO YOU LIKE MASSAGES? 673 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:26,797 TREE, TAKE THE MAN UP FRONT! DEFENSE! 674 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,266 TREE, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THE MAN! 675 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,936 JESUS! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 676 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,271 SORRY, JOHNNY. 677 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:38,776 - DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY. - OKAY. 678 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:40,945 SORRY. 679 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,213 TREE, AM I A BIG GUY? 680 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,884 YEAH, JOHNNY. 681 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,423 NO. LOOK. 682 00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:54,925 SEE? YOU'RE THE BIG GUY. 683 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:59,296 AND WE NEED YOU TO START PLAYING LIKE A BIG GUY. 684 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:02,433 OKAY? ARE YOU A BIG GUY? 685 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:05,035 - YES, JOHNNY. - COME ON. SAY IT. 686 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:07,304 SAY IT! 687 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,942 I'M A BIG GUY! OKAY! 688 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,545 OKAY? OKAY? OKAY. 689 00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:16,614 OKAY, HIT ME. 690 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,550 I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU, JOHNNY. 691 00:55:19,584 --> 00:55:22,720 COME ON, TREE. HIT ME! JOHNNY-- 692 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,956 I'M NOT JOHNNY! I'M A NEW YORK RANGER! 693 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:28,859 HIT ME! STOP IT! 694 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:31,295 YOU LOOK LIKE THE BACK END OF A MOOSE, SASQUATCH. 695 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:38,302 YOU ALL RIGHT? 696 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,371 JUST LIKE THAT, TREE. 697 00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:43,741 YOU HIT ME LIKE THAT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. 698 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,843 ESKIMO SOUP. 699 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:49,547 I'M BEGINNING TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS. 700 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:53,384 AND HAVING CHUCK FUCK AS OUR LIAISON WITH THE NETWORK DOESN'T HELP. 701 00:55:53,418 --> 00:55:55,420 IF THEY'RE GONNA BE POURING A LOT OF MONEY INTO IT, 702 00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:58,723 I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE TO LET THEM SELL IT. I SUPPOSE. 703 00:55:58,756 --> 00:56:00,925 BESIDES, IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE DOING A PROFILE ON THE TOWN, 704 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:03,060 IT'S AS GOOD AS A COMMERCIAL. 705 00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:05,396 OUR TOURISM MIGHT GROW. 706 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,832 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KIND OF OPPORTUNITY THAT-- 707 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,900 WHAT? 708 00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:16,707 WHAT'S THAT? 709 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:19,944 SKANK MARDEN'S BEEN IN THIS BED. 710 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:51,308 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 711 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:53,377 WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. 712 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,513 SHIT! 713 00:57:00,585 --> 00:57:03,488 WHAT? UH, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 714 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:07,257 WHAT PROBLEM? UH-- 715 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,927 THEY'RE NOT COMING. 716 00:57:11,596 --> 00:57:13,564 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT COMING? 717 00:57:13,598 --> 00:57:15,666 EVIDENTLY, THE RANGER PLAYERS... 718 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:19,303 FILED SOME KIND OF GRIEVANCE WITH THE PLAYERS' UNION, 719 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:23,608 AND, UH-- WE TAPPED OURSELVES ON THE CONSTRUCTION. 720 00:57:23,641 --> 00:57:28,245 ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET THAT MONEY NOW? 721 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,382 UH, I DON'T THINK SO, NO. 722 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:39,657 I'M REALLY SORRY, SCOTT. I DON'T-- I DON'T EVEN-- 723 00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:45,362 JESUS CHRIST, SCOTT! OW! 724 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:48,232 JESUS! OH, MAN! 725 00:57:57,842 --> 00:57:59,877 HEY, HEY. THAT'S ENOUGH. 726 00:57:59,910 --> 00:58:02,312 IT'S KEEPING THE KIDS AWAKE. COME ON. 727 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:06,283 I SHOULD ARREST HIM. THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO. 728 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:09,520 ARREST HIM FOR WHAT? 729 00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:11,556 FRAUD. 730 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,567 HEY, HE PROMISED SOMETHING THAT HE COULDN'T DELIVER. 731 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,669 THIS TOWN SPENT MONEY, 732 00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:26,704 RELYING ON CHARLIE DANNER'S WORD. 733 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,839 FLYING IN HERE ON A HELICOPTER, 734 00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:30,875 SWINGING THE NEW YORK RANGERS FROM HIS BELT. COME ON, JOHN. 735 00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,977 YOU CAN'T BLAME CHARLIE FOR THAT. WHO ELSE IS THERE TO BLAME? 736 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,512 YOU WANT TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE GUY, FINE. 737 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:37,815 BUT I REALLY DO NOT NEED YOU TAKING HIS SIDE. 738 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:42,052 - OKAY. WHAT IS GOING ON? - YOU TELL ME. 739 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,354 OKAY, I THINK I'VE BEEN PRETTY PATIENT WITH THIS LITTLE JEALOUSY THING. 740 00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:47,658 THE TRUTH IS, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT FLATTERED. NOW I'M GETTING INSULTED. 741 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:50,060 YOU'RE INSULTED? YES, JOHN. 742 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:53,430 WHEN YOU READ MY SMILING AT HIM AS A THREAT, THAT INSULTS ME. 743 00:58:58,903 --> 00:59:02,372 IT IS NOT JUST A RANDOM SMILE, DONNA. 744 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,910 EVER SINCE HE CAME BACK... 745 00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:08,378 YOU'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND WITH A BIG "WHAT IF" ON YOUR FACE. 746 00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,881 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 12 YEARS. THREE KIDS. 747 00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:13,483 SWEETHEART, I KNOW YOUR SMILES. 748 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,921 AND THAT SMILE IS NOT FOR ME. 749 00:59:16,954 --> 00:59:22,259 JOHN, EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN TOWN PEEKS OVER THE SNOWBANK AND WONDERS. 750 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,561 EXCEPT YOU WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE WITH HIM-- 751 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,664 CHARLIE FUCKIN' DANNER! 752 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,571 DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BETRAYAL. 753 00:59:34,605 --> 00:59:38,475 YOU BECAME HALF DEAD THE MINUTE YOU WERE BUMPED FROM THAT TEAM. YOU DISAPPEARED. 754 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:43,447 THIS IS NOT AN EASY PLACE FOR A WOMAN, JOHN. 755 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,651 I THANK GOD EVERY DAY I GAVE BIRTH TO BOYS. 756 00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:54,759 I NEVER CHOSE TO STAY. I CHOSE YOU. 757 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:57,427 GIVE ME THAT, AT LEAST. 758 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,281 MOVE THAT PUCK, FELLAS! HE'S OPENING UP! 759 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,919 PASS IT OUT TO THE WING! 760 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,622 PASS THE PUCK! PASS THAT PUCK! THAT A BOY! 761 01:00:25,656 --> 01:00:29,526 OVER HERE! WHOO! 762 01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:33,363 HI. 763 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:36,967 YOUNG MAN, LIFT YOUR ELBOWS. 764 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:40,304 AND THAT'LL KEEP THE BLADE FLAT ON THE ICE. 765 01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,372 I MEAN, YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE STICK. 766 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,474 YOU MIGHT AS WELL USE IT ALL, HUH? TRY IT. 767 01:00:44,508 --> 01:00:46,543 GOOD! GOOD, McGOWAN! GOOD. 768 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,317 HEY. I'M GOIN' ON A PISS LATER. YOU WANNA JOIN ME? 769 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,387 NO. 770 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,957 THE LEAGUE IS TAKING THE PLAYERS' UNION... 771 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:03,393 TO FEDERAL COURT IN NEW YORK ON TUESDAY. 772 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:06,363 IT MIGHT HELP IF MYSTERY HAD A FACE THERE. 773 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:10,367 THERE'S AN ESTOPPEL ARGUMENT YOU COULD MAKE. 774 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,370 IMPLIED THIRD-PARTY CONTRACT TOO. 775 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:15,572 HMM. 776 01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:55,579 WELL, NOW WE REALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT, DON'T WE? 777 01:01:56,947 --> 01:02:00,050 YOU SLEPT WITH ANOTHER MAN. 778 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,920 WHAT'S TO TALK ABOUT, MARY JANE? 779 01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:18,635 ALL I'VE GOT... 780 01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:23,607 IS THE NOTION THAT BEING ADORED BY YOUR HUSBAND... 781 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,343 IS ENOUGH IN LIFE. 782 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,581 YOU NEVER TOUCH ME. 783 01:02:50,835 --> 01:02:52,937 GO AHEAD. 784 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,614 NOTHING IN THE BASIC AGREEMENT ALLOWS THEM... 785 01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:06,650 TO SCHEDULE EXHIBITION GAMES. 786 01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:09,786 OF COURSE WE CAN SCHEDULE EXHIBITION GAMES. PRE-SEASON EXHIBITION, BUT-- 787 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:14,758 YOUR HONOR, NOTHING HAS EVER LIMITED THIS TO PRE-SEASON. YOU KNOW THIS, HAROLD. 788 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,028 IT'S A CHEAP STUNT, YOUR HONOR, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 789 01:03:18,062 --> 01:03:23,267 THEY WANT THE RANGER PLAYERS TO GO UP TO THE NORTH POLE AND PLAY POND HOCKEY... 790 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,369 WITH A BUNCH OF ESKIMOS. 791 01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:28,873 IT'S A BIG GIMMICK. I MEAN, MR. PRUITT HIMSELF... 792 01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:32,542 HAS BROUGHT ONE OF HIS LUMBERJACK PLAYERS WITH HIM... 793 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,644 TO HELP HIM FURTHER THE EXPLOITATION. 794 01:03:34,678 --> 01:03:36,680 OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. 795 01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:39,917 THAT'S-THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY. 796 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:45,555 YOUR HONOR, WE'VE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS GAME. 797 01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:48,525 YOU CAN SUE THE LEAGUE FOR RESTITUTION. 798 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:51,228 THAT'S ASSUMING THAT MONEY DAMAGES COULD MAKE US WHOLE. 799 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,998 BUT OUR REPUTATION HAS BEEN HURT. 800 01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:57,701 REPUTATION? PRICE WORLD TRIED TO MOVE UP THERE, YOU OPENED FIRE. 801 01:03:57,734 --> 01:03:59,669 WHAT REPUTATION? 802 01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:04,341 - COULD I BE HEARD? - GO AHEAD. 803 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:14,651 WE DO HAVE OUR PRIDE. 804 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,720 AND-- 805 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:28,232 AND, UH, MAYBE SOMETIMES IT'S A LITTLE TOO CONNECTED TO HOW WELL WE PLAY HOCKEY, 806 01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:30,834 BUT WE DO HAVE OUR PRIDE. 807 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,939 AND ALL OF YOU, AND ALL THE TV COMMENTATORS... 808 01:04:34,972 --> 01:04:37,707 HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND SAYING THAT THIS IS A FARCE-- 809 01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:40,344 THAT THIS IS ALL A BIG JOKE. 810 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:43,447 OUR TOWN IS A BIG JOKE. 811 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,549 IS THERE A LEGAL ARGUMENT COMING? IT'S ESTOPPEL. 812 01:04:45,582 --> 01:04:47,884 IT'S-IT'S IN MY BRIEF. 813 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:50,854 WHAT-WHAT DID YOU CALL-- YOU CALLED MY FRIEND SOMETHING BEFORE. 814 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:54,591 WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM? A LUMBERJACK. 815 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:59,563 THAT BOY HAS A HEART BIGGER THAN THIS WHOLE COURTROOM. 816 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,731 HE PLAYS TO PLAY. 817 01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:04,701 HE SKATES TO SKATE! 818 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,237 HE DON'T MAKE A MILLION BUCKS A YEAR! 819 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:10,374 HE LOVES THE GAME OF HOCKEY! 820 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,509 HE LOVES IT. 821 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,814 JUDGE, 822 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,452 YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GAME AWAY FROM US. 823 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:25,622 YOU CAN'T. IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY. 824 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:27,757 IT'S ABOUT OUR-- 825 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:31,695 MR. PRUITT? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 826 01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:37,434 - BAILEY? - MR. PRUITT? 827 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:45,942 BAILEY? BAILEY? BAILEY? SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME HELP! 828 01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:50,247 HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! SOMEBODY HELP HIM! 829 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,682 JESUS CHRIST. BAILIFF, CALL 911. 830 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:54,818 BAILEY! GIVE HIM SOME AIR! 831 01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:58,355 GET SOMEBODY IN HERE NOW! 832 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,390 HE'S NOT BREATHING! 833 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,295 BAILEY! BAILEY! 834 01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:12,536 * HOLY, HOLY 835 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:17,507 * LORD GOD ALMIGHTY 836 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:21,978 * EARLY IN THE MORNING 837 01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:26,383 * THE SUN SHALL RISE TO THEE * 838 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:30,887 * HOLY, HOLY, HOLY 839 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:36,393 * MERCIFUL AND MIGHTY 840 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:41,465 * GOD IN THREE PERSONS 841 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:46,936 * BLESSED TRINITY 842 01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:58,415 MY, UH-- 843 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:04,621 MY BOY MIKE ONCE ASKED BAILEY HOW HE GOT TO BE SO FAT. 844 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,861 HE SAID IT WAS... 845 01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:14,598 BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE MET SOMEBODY HE LIKED, 846 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,735 HIS HEART WOULD GROW A LITTLE. 847 01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:22,372 THERE WERE JUST SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE IN MYSTERY... 848 01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:25,475 THAT EVENTUALLY HIS BODY HAD TO EXPAND TO ACCOMMODATE. 849 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:35,719 HE COULD HAVE LEFT IF HE WANTED, BUT HE STAYED. 850 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:38,755 NOT BECAUSE OTHER WORLDS WEREN'T AVAILABLE TO HIM. 851 01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:42,426 BECAUSE HE LOVED THIS PLACE. 852 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:48,064 "THIS IS A HOCKEY TOWN," HE'D SAY. 853 01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:56,406 AND HE NEVER SAID IT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING WE SHOULD HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 854 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:07,284 WE'RE A HOCKEY TOWN. 855 01:08:33,977 --> 01:08:36,380 I LOVE THIS TOWN TOO, JOHN. 856 01:09:04,073 --> 01:09:06,810 YOU SENT HIM, DIDN'T YOU? 857 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,878 TO NEW YORK. 858 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,922 HE WON. 859 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:30,567 GAME'S BACK ON? 860 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,837 YOU'RE IN THIS NOW, OLD BEAR. 861 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:36,706 YOU HAVE TO COACH. 862 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:44,047 IF I'M COACHING, 863 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,951 I NEED A CAPTAIN ON THE ICE. 864 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:02,999 MOVE IT! 865 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:07,737 MOVE IT, STEVIE! 866 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:11,808 COME ON, BIRDIE! 867 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:16,280 MOVE IT! 868 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,888 MOVE IT, BIRDIE! - I'M MOVING! 869 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:27,023 LET'S GO, GUYS! LET'S DO THIS! 870 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,426 PICK UP YOUR FEET! 871 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,595 PUSH OVER! 872 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,306 OH, MAN, I'M DYING. 873 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:44,374 YOU LOSE A PUCK OVER THERE IN THE BANK, 874 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,643 YOU GIVE IT TO THE OTHER TEAM. 875 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:49,045 IF YOU LOSE A PUCK... 876 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:52,248 ALONG THE BOARDS, YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR IT! 877 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:54,384 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 878 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,453 YES, SIR. YES, SIR! 879 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:04,928 COME ON, YOU GUYS! PICK 'EM UP! 880 01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:07,731 WHOO! 881 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,511 SO, WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET? 882 01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:23,780 OH, SOME CELEBRITY. 883 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:25,982 TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? UH-HUH. 884 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,918 THAT'S GREAT. 885 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:30,987 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 886 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,625 COMING! 887 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:41,598 DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 888 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,534 I CAME TO SEE YOUR HUSBAND. 889 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:52,842 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 890 01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:03,820 UH... 891 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,391 I, UH, 892 01:12:07,424 --> 01:12:10,360 I JUST WANTED TO SAY, 893 01:12:10,394 --> 01:12:14,230 YOU KNOW, THAT I'M SORRY. 894 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:19,803 UH, THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING. 895 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,406 I PLAY HOCKEY AND I FORNICATE... 896 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,975 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE TWO MOST FUN THINGS IN COLD WEATHER. 897 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,745 AND... 898 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:30,847 WHEN I GET TOO OLD TO PLAY IN THE GAME, 899 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,417 I'LL PROBABLY JUST END UP A DRUNK, LIKE MY DAD. 900 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,353 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. 901 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:43,893 AND, UH, 902 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:46,696 I KNOW THAT YOUR BEING MAYOR AND ALL, 903 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:51,901 THIS GAME IS A REAL POSITIVE REFLECTION ON YOU. 904 01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:58,341 ANYWAY, I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO WIN THIS GAME-- 905 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:00,376 FOR MYSTERY, 906 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:02,946 FOR DEAD BAILEY, 907 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:05,381 FOR YOU. 908 01:13:07,484 --> 01:13:09,586 THAT'S ALL I CAME TO SAY. 909 01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:43,487 OH, MY GOD! IS THE WHOLE TEAM IN THERE? 910 01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:21,825 HOW ARE YOU? WELCOME TO MYSTERY. OH, MY GOD! 911 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,965 STEROIDS? YEAH. 912 01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:35,304 BIG. UH-HUH. YEAH. 913 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:38,742 NOT THAT BIG. 914 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:44,280 GO FOR IT! HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 915 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:46,550 MAKE IT OUT TO STEVIE. STEVIE. 916 01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:49,686 HERE YOU GO, STEVIE. WOW. 917 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:54,323 UH, A LITTLE PROBLEM, JOHNNY. 918 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:08,504 * EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG IT'S BEEN MY DREAM * 919 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:12,341 * THAT I MIGHT DRIVE THE ZAMBONI MACHINE * AAH! 920 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:26,690 * YEAH, I WANNA DRIVE THE ZAMBONI * 921 01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:32,896 * WELL, I WANNA DRIVE THE ZAMBONI * 922 01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:35,732 * YES, I DO * 923 01:15:41,805 --> 01:15:45,909 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? - I'M LEAVING TOWN. 924 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:48,812 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON. GET DOWN. 925 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:55,785 WHY? IT'S MY ZAMBONI, RIGHT? I BROUGHT IT HERE. 926 01:15:55,819 --> 01:16:00,590 - YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU IN? - WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME FOR RECKLESS ZAMBONI DRI-- 927 01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:03,559 FINE. TAKE ME IN, JOHN. I DON'T CARE. 928 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:06,763 WHY DON'T YOU IMPOUND MY HELICOPTER? 929 01:16:06,796 --> 01:16:11,434 WHOA. WHY DON'T YOU BREAK MY GODDAMN NOSE TOO, HUH? 930 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:14,537 THEY'D PROBABLY ELECT YOU MAYOR. 931 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:19,542 - YOU WANNA GET SOME COFFEE? - I-- WHERE'S MY PARADE? HUH? 932 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,646 I BROUGHT 'EM HERE. WHY DON'T I GET A PARADE? 933 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:26,382 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D SETTLE FOR IS A THANK YOU. 934 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,785 THIS FUCKIN' TOWN. 935 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:34,323 YOU KNOW, WHEN I LEFT, THIS TOWN REJECTED ME. 936 01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:36,392 HUH? 937 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:38,895 THE DAY I CHECKED OUT OF HERE, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT... 938 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,898 WAS THE DAY I WOULD CHUG BACK IN WITH A PULITZER IN MY HAND. 939 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:43,933 AND I WOULD STEP OFF THAT TRAIN AND SAY, 940 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:46,269 "WHY DON'T YOU SKATE ON THIS, YOU--" 941 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:49,939 I'M SICK. OH, GOD, I'M SICK. OH, GOD. 942 01:16:58,682 --> 01:17:00,784 SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, CHARLIE? 943 01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:02,986 YOU SAYING FUCK YOU TO ALL OF US? 944 01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:05,254 NO, IT'S NOT. 945 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:08,524 GODDAMN, JOHN, WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? 946 01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:11,828 HUH? THIS TOWN IS HOCKEY, HOCKEY, HOCKEY, RIGHT? 947 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,963 SO I BRING BACK THE NEW YORK RANGERS. 948 01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:17,701 THE NEW YORK RANGERS! YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 949 01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:20,369 OH, I-- CLEARLY NOT. 950 01:17:20,403 --> 01:17:24,440 WELL, LEAVING OUT THE FACT THAT YOU SET ALL THIS UP FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT, 951 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:27,376 WE AGREED TO A GAME OF POND HOCKEY, 952 01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:29,445 ON OPEN ICE. 953 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,547 NOW WE'RE PLAYING ON A RINK IN A BOX-- 954 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,550 BOARDS, BLUE LINES, REFEREES. 955 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,220 WHAT IF WE LOSE THIS GAME 25-ZIP, CHARLIE? 956 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,388 YOU BROUGHT BACK THE ONE THING... 957 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:41,791 THAT COULD TEAR THE HEART OUT OF THIS PLACE. 958 01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:46,662 NOW, EITHER YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, 959 01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:48,732 OR YOU DIDN'T. 960 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:06,850 FINALLY GOT THEM DOWN. UH-HUH. 961 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,474 DEAR ABBY. 962 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:35,779 ALL THE WORDS ARE CROSSED OUT. 963 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,582 NOT THE IMPORTANT ONES. 964 01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:47,757 JUST READ IT. 965 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:54,397 "RADIANT. 966 01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:57,033 "MAXIMUM. 967 01:18:57,066 --> 01:19:00,236 "MADLY. 968 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:02,605 "FANCY. 969 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,776 "SIMPLE. 970 01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,812 "STAMINA. 971 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,548 WEDDING." JOHN. 972 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,517 KEEP READING. 973 01:19:18,354 --> 01:19:20,423 "BODY. 974 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,727 "BABY SON. 975 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,697 "BEDROOM. MORNING. EXPRESSIVE. TENDER. 976 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,668 "TAKE CARE. 977 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,305 "LOVE. PATIENCE. 978 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:40,376 "AMENDS. 979 01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:44,547 HUMAN." 980 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:48,684 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, HONEY. 981 01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:53,356 JOHN? 982 01:21:17,740 --> 01:21:19,943 HEY! 983 01:21:19,976 --> 01:21:23,579 YEAH. HEARD YOU LOST A LITTLE. 984 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:31,454 AH! WHOO! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! 985 01:21:34,790 --> 01:21:36,960 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 986 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,907 HMM. 987 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:26,375 MMM! 988 01:22:53,902 --> 01:22:57,940 INUIT, ESKIMO-- WHATEVER. JUST ZERO IN ON FACES THAT LOOK LOCAL. 989 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,975 OKAY, READY, FIVE? TAKE FIVE. 990 01:23:00,009 --> 01:23:01,944 WELCOME BACK. I'M JIM FOX. 991 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:04,013 AND JOINING ME RIGHT NOW IS HOCKEY LEGEND DONNIE SHULZHOFFER... 992 01:23:04,047 --> 01:23:06,215 IN FROM FLIN FLON, MANITOBA. 993 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:08,284 DONNIE, LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 994 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,519 I'VE HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE MYSTERY TEAM PRACTICE. THEY SKATE FAST, 995 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:12,855 AND A COUPLE OF GUYS CAN REALLY SHOOT THE PUCK. 996 01:23:12,888 --> 01:23:16,892 LOOK, THE ALASKANS HAVE NEVER TAKEN ON A TEAM OF THIS SIZE AND SKILL BEFORE, OKAY? 997 01:23:16,925 --> 01:23:21,530 AND DON'T KID YOURSELF. THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE TAKING THIS GAME PERSONAL. 998 01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:24,667 ALL RIGHT? IT ISN'T EXACTLY ROCKET SURGERY. 999 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,702 NOW SEND THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM. 1000 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:29,638 I DON'T CARE HOW FAST A SKATER YOU ARE, IF YOU DON'T PLAY THIS GAME... 1001 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,907 WITH A BIG HEART AND A BIG BAG OF KNUCKLES... 1002 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:35,411 IN FRONT OF THE NET, YOU DON'T GOT DINKY-DO. 1003 01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:08,411 HE'LL SEE YOU NOW. OH! 1004 01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:11,447 OH, WOW. 1005 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:14,883 UH, TH-- THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME, MISTER-- 1006 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,019 LITTLE RICHARD. 1007 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:19,288 THIS IS AN HONOR. 1008 01:24:19,322 --> 01:24:21,924 MAY I? 1009 01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:31,800 LITTLE RICHARD, I'M FROM MYSTERY. 1010 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:33,869 NOW, THIS IS A LITTLE TOWN THAT DERIVES... 1011 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,739 MUCH OF ITS ESTEEM FROM HOCKEY. 1012 01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:38,907 I WAS WONDERING. 1013 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:43,546 WHEN YOU'RE SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM-- 1014 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:46,715 WELL-- I'M COLD. 1015 01:24:46,749 --> 01:24:49,252 YES. 1016 01:24:49,285 --> 01:24:51,720 WHICH MAKES WHAT I'M ABOUT TO ASK... 1017 01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:54,557 SEEM LIKE A MONUMENTAL REQUEST. 1018 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:57,926 CAN I GET ONE? OKAY, EVERYBODY, GET YOUR NEWSPAPERS HERE. 1019 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,897 ONE NEWSPAPER APIECE. HI. ENJOY THE GAME. 1020 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:05,668 HELLO. I'M DOUG MCLEOD, AND WITH ME IS NHL HALL OF FAMER... 1021 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,571 AND TWO-TIME STANLEY CUP WINNER, PHIL ESPOSITO. 1022 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:10,673 IT'S THE GREAT ALASKAN HOCKEY RUSH-- 1023 01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:13,409 BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE BY THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE... 1024 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:15,644 AND THE SPORTS BROADCASTING CORPORATION, 1025 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:18,481 PITTING THE NEW YORK RANGERS... 1026 01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:23,619 AGAINST A CINDERELLA TEAM FROM THE TINY TOWN OF MYSTERY, ALASKA. 1027 01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:25,688 AND HERE COME THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE. 1028 01:25:25,721 --> 01:25:29,225 * START SPREADING THE NEWS 1029 01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:33,296 * I'M LEAVING TODAY 1030 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:37,266 * I WANT TO BE 1031 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,535 * A PART OF IT 1032 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:42,405 * NEW YORK, NEW YORK LOOK AT THIS! WOW. NO RESPECT. I LOVE IT. 1033 01:25:43,506 --> 01:25:46,875 * THESE VAGABOND SHOES 1034 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:49,545 * ARE LONGING TO STRAY 1035 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:56,385 * RIGHT THROUGH THE VERY HEART OF IT ** 1036 01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,688 AND HERE COME THE BOYS OF WINTER. 1037 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,398 ALL RIGHT! 1038 01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:16,038 WELL, THERE ARE ONLY 11 SKATERS TO THE RANGERS' 18, 1039 01:26:16,071 --> 01:26:18,040 BUT ALSO, IT'S MINUS TEN OUTSIDE. 1040 01:26:18,073 --> 01:26:20,543 THAT KIND OF COLD CAN BE ROUGH ON THE NEW YORKERS. 1041 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:24,313 THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. BUT MYSTERY'S GOING TO NEED MORE THAN THE COLD ON THEIR SIDE. 1042 01:26:24,347 --> 01:26:27,416 YEAH, STEVIE! THE TOWN'S GROCER IS THEIR BEST SCORER, 1043 01:26:27,450 --> 01:26:29,918 THEIR FASTEST GUY IS A HIGH SCHOOL KID... 1044 01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:32,255 AND THE CAPTAIN IS THE TOWN SHERIFF. 1045 01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:35,658 LIKE WE SAID, FOLKS, THIS IS A SMALL TOWN. 1046 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:39,762 AND THE SIZE OF THIS ICE SURFACE COULD BE AN EQUALIZER FOR THE MYSTERY TEAM. 1047 01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:42,565 IT'LL DEFINITELY HELP. I'VE NEVER SEEN ICE THIS BIG. 1048 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:44,867 IT'S EVEN BIGGER THAN THE OLYMPIC RINKS. 1049 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:48,404 AND NOW, TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, THE ONE, 1050 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:51,707 THE ONLY, LITTLE RICHARD! 1051 01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:03,352 "TUTTI FRUTTI"! 1052 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:05,921 THIS IS GREAT, HUH? 1053 01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:10,559 * OH, SAY CAN 1054 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:14,897 * YOU SEE 1055 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:21,036 * BY THE DAWN'S 1056 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:27,376 * EARLY LIGHT 1057 01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:32,648 * WHAT SO PROUDLY * PROUDLY 1058 01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:34,783 CAMERA THREE, STAY OFF THE RANGERS. THEY LOOK MISERABLE. 1059 01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:38,721 THEY'RE FREEZING ALREADY. WHY THE HELL IS HE SINGING SO GODDAMN SLOW? 1060 01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:42,391 * AND THE HOME 1061 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:46,562 * OF THE 1062 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:52,067 * BRAVE 1063 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:55,971 * WHOOOO YEAH! 1064 01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:58,307 * OOH-WHOO * 1065 01:27:58,341 --> 01:28:01,810 WOW! MAYBE THE COLD SLOWED HIM DOWN. BEAUTIFUL. 1066 01:28:01,844 --> 01:28:04,913 ALL RIGHT, THE STARTING LINEUPS-- * OH 1067 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:08,250 * CANADA UH-OH. GREAT! 1068 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,419 STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 1069 01:28:10,453 --> 01:28:12,855 WHERE DOES IT SAY CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM? 1070 01:28:12,888 --> 01:28:14,923 * WE STAND 1071 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:17,292 * ON GUARD 1072 01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:21,530 * FOR THEE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1073 01:28:23,466 --> 01:28:25,634 THE MYSTERY TEAM HAS A SHOT, RIGHT? 1074 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:27,903 * CANADA * A SHOT AT WHAT? 1075 01:28:31,039 --> 01:28:33,308 HEY, LISTEN, BUDDY. 1076 01:28:33,342 --> 01:28:36,011 DO YOU KNOW WHERE A GUY CAN GET A RUB AND A TUG AROUND HERE? 1077 01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,682 WHAT? 1078 01:28:39,715 --> 01:28:42,651 HERE WE GO. LET'S PLAY HOCKEY. 1079 01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:44,887 ALL THE HOOPLA IS OVER. 1080 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,222 THE PUCK DROPS HERE. 1081 01:28:56,532 --> 01:29:00,335 JACKSON DUMPS BANKS AND GETS THE DRAW. 1082 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:03,539 BACK TO BILLY WASSON. HE MOVES UP AND GIVES BACK TO JACKSON. 1083 01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:05,874 HE TAKES IT WIDE AND GAINS THE MYSTERY ZONE. 1084 01:29:05,908 --> 01:29:08,677 DOWN THE BORDERS WITH LANE CHECKING JACKSON AROUND THE NET. 1085 01:29:08,711 --> 01:29:12,247 BACK TO WASSON, WIDE OPEN. SHOOTS-- WHAT A SAVE BY HOLT! 1086 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,017 GET IT OUT, GUYS! GET IT OUT! 1087 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:17,886 MYSTERY IS RATTLED. THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND LIKE A HOUSE LEAGUE. 1088 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:21,289 - DON'T CHASE! DON'T CHASE! - GET IT! 1089 01:29:22,891 --> 01:29:25,861 JACKSON CONTROLS AGAIN. OVER TO KING. 1090 01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:28,697 HE MOVES IT TO WASSON, OVER TO ROBERTSON. 1091 01:29:28,731 --> 01:29:31,600 NIFTY TOE DRAG AROUND BANKS. SHOOTS! AND A SAVE BY HOLT. 1092 01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:34,937 SHIT. RANGERS IN CONTROL. HOLT WITH ANOTHER SAVE! 1093 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:37,239 IT'S A SHOOTING GALLERY OUT THERE! 1094 01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:40,509 WASSON, A SHOT. JACKSON SHOOTING. 1095 01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:42,578 FINALLY, HOLT CONTROLS THE REBOUND. 1096 01:29:42,611 --> 01:29:45,013 HE DISHES IT AROUND BEHIND THE NET FOR JOHN BIEBE. 1097 01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:47,616 TAKE YOUR TIME! TAKE YOUR TIME! AND THE CAPTAIN HOLDS IT THERE. 1098 01:29:47,650 --> 01:29:49,918 RANGERS PRESS AS MYSTERY BREAKS OUT. 1099 01:29:49,952 --> 01:29:51,887 BIEBE ON OVER TO BANKS IN THE CORNER. GO TO CONNOR! 1100 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,723 AND THERE'S THE PASS. 1101 01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:57,526 HERE COMES WEEKS. HE IS BEHIND THE ADVANCE. 1102 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:59,728 IT IS ONE ON ONE WITH SAM GAINER. 1103 01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:02,565 IT IS A TWO-MAN HOCKEY GAME RIGHT HERE! 1104 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:05,701 HE LEADS LEFT, GOES RIGHT, SHOOTS-- SCORES! 1105 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:11,607 WEEKS SCORES ON THE BREAKAWAY, AND MYSTERY LEADS, ONE TO NOTHING. 1106 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:14,443 THAT'S COOL! UNBELIEVABLE. 1107 01:30:14,477 --> 01:30:17,546 ONE STEP AND HE WAS GONE. 1108 01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,548 THAT KID CAN ACTUALLY FLY. 1109 01:30:19,582 --> 01:30:21,584 TWO MINUTES INTO THE FIRST PERIOD, 1110 01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:23,619 MYSTERY GETS ON THE BOARD FIRST, 1111 01:30:23,652 --> 01:30:26,689 AND THIS HOME CROWD IS GOING CRAZY. WHOO! 1112 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:36,431 HERE WE GO AT CENTER ICE. 1113 01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:39,935 RANGERS WIN AGAIN. DUFFIN CHASED INTO THE MYSTERY ZONE. 1114 01:30:39,968 --> 01:30:43,506 BIEBE BACK TO GET IT. NESKORAMI ON THE PORCH. 1115 01:30:43,539 --> 01:30:45,674 AND HARD! HE STAMPS THE CAPTAIN INTO THE SCREEN! 1116 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:48,410 HIGH STICKING, FUCK SHIT! 1117 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,514 NO! SO MUCH FOR A FRIENDLY EXHIBITION GAME. 1118 01:30:51,547 --> 01:30:54,817 - PLAY THE MAN! - MYSTERY HAS SETTLED A BIT, 1119 01:30:54,850 --> 01:30:57,786 BUT THE RANGERS CONTINUE TO CONTROL. 1120 01:30:57,820 --> 01:30:59,988 THIS IS RANGER HOCKEY. 1121 01:31:00,022 --> 01:31:03,526 WASSON'S BACK FOR A SHOT-- AND WINETKA STEALS! 1122 01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:06,862 HERE COMES THE ODD-MAN RUSH. IT IS BEN AND GALIN. 1123 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:09,832 LOOK AT THE PASSING HERE! 1124 01:31:09,865 --> 01:31:12,801 CONNOLLY TRAILING. DROP, PASS, SHOT. 1125 01:31:12,835 --> 01:31:15,938 - SAVED BY GAINER! - SHIT! 1126 01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:19,575 HE MOVES IT AROUND TO YEATON. SWINGS A PASS ON THE TAKE TO LOVULETTE. 1127 01:31:21,076 --> 01:31:24,880 - OH! - OH, YES, INDEED! 1128 01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:28,350 GREAT HIT. DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S MY TREE! 1129 01:31:28,383 --> 01:31:32,521 AND SOME RANGERS TAKE EXCEPTION TO THAT HIT. 1130 01:31:32,555 --> 01:31:34,790 OKAY, THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONE! 1131 01:31:34,823 --> 01:31:37,660 OUTTA HERE. GET OUT. 1132 01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:40,529 HEY, THAT ONE IS TOO SMALL, EH? 1133 01:31:40,563 --> 01:31:42,631 NEXT TIME SEND ME A BIGGER ONE. 1134 01:31:42,665 --> 01:31:47,035 THE BIGGEST ONE YOU GOT. 1135 01:31:47,069 --> 01:31:50,773 KNOCK IT OFF. THAT'LL BE ENOUGH. 1136 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,377 COME ON, THIS IS YOUR PUCK! 1137 01:31:55,410 --> 01:31:57,880 BANKS WINS THE DRAW. OVER TO MARDEN, UP TOWARD BURNS. 1138 01:31:57,913 --> 01:32:00,716 AND HERE THEY COME, FIVE ON FOUR! 1139 01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:03,886 BURNS LAYS IT BEHIND THE NET TO WEEKS. 1140 01:32:03,919 --> 01:32:07,389 NOW MYSTERY SETS OFF ON THE POWER PLAY IN THE RANGER ZONE. 1141 01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:10,693 THEY'RE LOOKING TO FIND CONNOR BANKS. HE IS THE SNIPER. 1142 01:32:10,726 --> 01:32:14,897 BIEBE. BANKS. ONE-TIMER! SCORES! 1143 01:32:14,930 --> 01:32:17,332 - YES! - YEAH! 1144 01:32:17,365 --> 01:32:21,704 CONNOR BANKS AND A ONE-TIMER FROM BIEBE! WOW! 1145 01:32:24,607 --> 01:32:27,409 GREAT PASS! GREAT PASS! 1146 01:32:29,411 --> 01:32:31,747 AND IT'S MYSTERY TWO AND THE RANGERS ZERO. 1147 01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:34,683 THIS KID CONNOR HAS GOT A SHOT LIKE A BULLET. 1148 01:32:34,717 --> 01:32:37,419 I MEAN, HE'S A GROCERY CLERK, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1149 01:32:37,452 --> 01:32:39,521 THE RANGERS LOOK STUNNED, DOUG. 1150 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,556 WE'RE BRINGING THEM DOWN, GUYS! 1151 01:32:41,590 --> 01:32:43,692 TWO-NOTHING. LET'S KEEP IT UP! 1152 01:32:43,726 --> 01:32:46,929 WHOO! THEY ACT LIKE LUMBERJACKS! 1153 01:32:58,506 --> 01:33:01,576 DONNIE, THE MYSTERY BOYS-- TWO UNANSWERED GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD. 1154 01:33:01,610 --> 01:33:05,380 JIMMY, YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE KIDS. GOD KNOWS I DO. 1155 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:08,316 WHAT IS GOING ON? SOMEBODY LIT A FIRE UNDER THEIR ASS. 1156 01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:10,485 THIS IS A-NUMBER ONE, FIRST-CLASS HOCKEY. 1157 01:33:10,518 --> 01:33:12,554 YOU KNOW I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT TIPPY-TAPPY, 1158 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,257 TIC-TAC-TOE, WIDE-OPEN SKATING. 1159 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,793 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, SOME PRETTY GOOD GOALS. I'M LOVING THESE KIDS. 1160 01:33:17,826 --> 01:33:19,895 I WANT TO ADOPT THEM. HOW'S THAT? 1161 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:21,897 I WANT TO CLEAN THEM UP AND RAISE THEM AS MY OWN. 1162 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,932 SOMEONE WHO'S NOT SURPRISED, BRIAN. 1163 01:33:23,966 --> 01:33:27,002 DONNA BIEBE, WIFE OF CAPTAIN JOHN BIEBE. 1164 01:33:27,035 --> 01:33:29,571 WELL, WHAT A PERIOD. YES, IT WAS. 1165 01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:32,607 WHAT'S IT LIKE SEEING YOUR HUSBAND OUT THERE WITH THE NEW YORK RANGERS? 1166 01:33:32,641 --> 01:33:36,344 IT'S GREAT. IT'S SOMETHING, ACTUALLY. 1167 01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:38,781 DID YOU SEE YOUR DADDY OUT THERE? 1168 01:33:38,814 --> 01:33:42,918 I HAVE A TOY PONY. HE TAKES BIG SHITS. 1169 01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:46,454 EXCELLENT. BACK TO YOU. 1170 01:33:46,488 --> 01:33:48,523 DEFENSEMEN... 1171 01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:51,359 USE EACH OTHER AS OUTLETS. 1172 01:33:51,393 --> 01:33:53,696 YES, COACH! HUNT IN CORNERS! 1173 01:33:53,729 --> 01:33:56,464 THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD. WE CAN BEAT THESE GUYS. 1174 01:33:56,498 --> 01:33:59,534 THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE CAN! 1175 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:02,004 YEAH! 1176 01:34:02,037 --> 01:34:05,473 COME ON, LET'S GO! READY FOUR? TAKE FOUR. 1177 01:34:05,507 --> 01:34:07,676 COME ON, STEVIE! STEVEN WEEKS, ON THE MOVE. 1178 01:34:07,710 --> 01:34:10,378 CARRIES OUT OF HIS OWN ZONE. 1179 01:34:10,412 --> 01:34:13,215 LOOK OUT! YEATON RIPS THE HEAD OFF HIM! 1180 01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:17,686 WEEKS OVER THE BOARDS AND INTO THE RANGER BENCH! WOW! 1181 01:34:20,555 --> 01:34:24,292 COME ON! AND NOW THEY HELP WEEKS BACK ONTO THE ICE... 1182 01:34:24,326 --> 01:34:27,796 - IN THAT NEW YORK WAY. - GIVE ME MY STICK! 1183 01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:29,832 MAN, HE'S LUCKY TO GET OUT OF THERE ALIVE. 1184 01:34:29,865 --> 01:34:31,900 WELL, THE RANGERS HAVE STEPPED IT UP, PHIL. 1185 01:34:31,934 --> 01:34:34,369 COACH HIGGINS MUST HAVE HAD ONE OF HIS SCREAMING FITS... 1186 01:34:34,402 --> 01:34:36,538 BETWEEN PERIODS. NOW, LOOK AT THIS. 1187 01:34:36,571 --> 01:34:38,673 THE RANGERS ARE PLATOONING BACK AND FORTH... 1188 01:34:38,707 --> 01:34:40,876 BETWEEN THE WARM DRESSING ROOM. 1189 01:34:40,909 --> 01:34:42,911 WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING I'VE NEVER SEEN. - THAT'S NOT LEGAL. 1190 01:34:42,945 --> 01:34:45,480 IS THAT LEGAL? THAT'S NOT LEGAL. 1191 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:47,716 THE RANGERS CONTINUE THE PRESSURE. 1192 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,385 PICK UP THE MAN IN FRONT! PICK HIM UP! 1193 01:34:50,418 --> 01:34:53,021 SCORES! 1194 01:34:53,055 --> 01:34:55,724 AND THE RANGERS ARE FINALLY ON THE BOARD. 1195 01:34:55,758 --> 01:34:58,660 LET'S GO, GUYS. LET'S GO! 1196 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:02,731 RANGERS ON ANOTHER RUSH. THREE ON TWO, WIDE ACROSS THE ICE. 1197 01:35:02,765 --> 01:35:05,033 BACK INTO THE SLOT, SHOT, SCORES! 1198 01:35:05,067 --> 01:35:08,336 THE SLAP SHOT BEATS HOLT ON THE STICK SIDE, 1199 01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,939 AND THAT TIES IT UP AT TWO. 1200 01:35:10,973 --> 01:35:13,742 PUT A BODY IN FRONT OF HIM! 1201 01:35:13,776 --> 01:35:17,512 RANGERS GO BACK TO WORK NOW. ROBERTSON TO WASSON. 1202 01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,547 THERE'S A MOVE BEHIND THE NET TO ROURKE. 1203 01:35:19,581 --> 01:35:21,649 A PUCK SHOT TO-- SHOOTS AND HE SCORES! 1204 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:27,890 YEAH! THAT'S HOCKEY! 1205 01:35:27,923 --> 01:35:30,258 IT'S REALLY STARTING TO UNRAVEL FOR MYSTERY. 1206 01:35:30,292 --> 01:35:33,295 THEY JUST LOST THEIR COMPOSURE, AND NOW THEY ARE PAYING FOR IT. 1207 01:35:33,328 --> 01:35:35,798 RANGERS TAKE THEIR FIRST LEAD OF THE GAME, THREE TO TWO, 1208 01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:38,867 WITH 12h MINUTES LEFT IN THE PERIOD. 1209 01:35:38,901 --> 01:35:42,304 AND BACK COMES MYSTERY. BIRDIE BURNS WITH BIEBE. 1210 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:44,807 BURNS SHOOTING! 1211 01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:47,375 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? BIEBE TORPEDOED INTO THE NET! 1212 01:35:47,409 --> 01:35:49,711 THAT SETS OFF ANOTHER SCUFFLE. 1213 01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:52,480 HEY, FUCK YOU! 1214 01:35:52,514 --> 01:35:57,252 HE'S BACK UP AND REJOINS THE PLAY. 1215 01:35:57,285 --> 01:35:59,387 - BURNS CARRIES THROUGH CENTRE ICE. - PASS IT! 1216 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:01,656 HE'S GOT BANKS ON THE WING. PASS TO THE MIDDLE. ROBERTSON CATCHES IT. 1217 01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:04,793 OH! WHAT A HIT! 1218 01:36:04,827 --> 01:36:07,629 BIRDIE BURNS IS CAUGHT TRYING TO DO IT ALL BY HIMSELF... 1219 01:36:07,662 --> 01:36:10,732 AND HE GOT HIS WINGS TRIMMED RIGHT THERE, MAN. 1220 01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:14,669 BIRDIE. YOU DON'T PASS, YOU SIT. 1221 01:36:14,702 --> 01:36:17,239 NOW SKANK MARDEN CARRIES OUT. 1222 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:19,808 HOOKED BY NESKORAMI, MARDEN GOES DOWN. 1223 01:36:19,842 --> 01:36:22,510 RANGERS SCORE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1224 01:36:22,544 --> 01:36:25,013 - MARDEN WAS HOOKED. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 1225 01:36:25,047 --> 01:36:29,351 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM HOOK ME? 1226 01:36:29,384 --> 01:36:33,288 BACK OFF! BACK OFF! 1227 01:36:33,321 --> 01:36:38,360 AND ANOTHER RANGER LINE COMES BACK WARM FROM THE LOCKER ROOM. 1228 01:36:38,393 --> 01:36:40,695 HOLT COMES OUT AND SHERIFF'S DEPUTY... 1229 01:36:40,728 --> 01:36:43,531 BOBBY MICHAN GOES IN AT GOAL. 1230 01:36:43,565 --> 01:36:45,533 SAVED! MICHAN STACKS THE PADS! 1231 01:36:45,567 --> 01:36:47,802 AND MYSTERY COMES STREAKING BACK THE OTHER WAY. 1232 01:36:47,836 --> 01:36:50,372 THE WINETKAS LEAD THE WAY. THEY GAIN THE ZONE. 1233 01:36:50,405 --> 01:36:52,941 BACK OVER THE BLUE LINE. AND IT'S INTERCEPTED! 1234 01:36:52,975 --> 01:36:55,677 JACKSON'S ON A BREAKAWAY! ON CENTER ICE. 1235 01:36:55,710 --> 01:36:58,380 NO WAY. AND LANE CHASES. 1236 01:36:58,413 --> 01:37:00,983 HE... SCORES! 1237 01:37:01,016 --> 01:37:05,988 FIVE UNANSWERED GOALS, AND THE RANGERS ARE STEAMROLLING. 1238 01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:09,691 COME ON, MYSTERY! - DAMN! 1239 01:37:09,724 --> 01:37:13,561 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE THIRD PERIOD. 1240 01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:36,484 DIFFERENT STORY IN THE SECOND PERIOD. 1241 01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:39,354 THE RANGERS HAVE ALL THE MOMENTUM NOW. FIVE STRAIGHT GOALS. 1242 01:37:39,387 --> 01:37:42,991 I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR THESE BOYS, JIMMY. I REALLY DO. 1243 01:37:43,025 --> 01:37:46,328 NOBODY TOLD THEM IT WAS JUST A SHOW. 1244 01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:49,331 THERE'S STILL A PERIOD TO GO. TWENTY MINUTES. ANY HOPE? 1245 01:37:49,364 --> 01:37:54,536 - I HATE TO SAY IT. THEY'RE DONE LIKE DINNER. - AW, BULLSHIT. 1246 01:37:54,569 --> 01:37:57,239 HEY, WE'RE ON THE AIR. 1247 01:38:08,783 --> 01:38:10,618 DON'T PANIC. DON'T PANIC. 1248 01:38:10,652 --> 01:38:13,888 WE'LL GET OUR SHOTS. WE'RE NOT OUT. 1249 01:38:13,922 --> 01:38:16,558 BALLS TO THE WALLS, HUH? 1250 01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,795 YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME STITCHES, JOHN. AFTER. 1251 01:38:20,828 --> 01:38:23,831 OH, JESUS. CAN'T HOLD A STICK. 1252 01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:34,909 IT MIGHT BE BROKEN. 1253 01:38:34,943 --> 01:38:38,380 WELL, TAPE IT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING OUT. 1254 01:38:38,413 --> 01:38:42,985 - TAPE IT. - WE'LL LOOK AT IT AFTER THE GAME, ALL RIGHT? 1255 01:38:50,692 --> 01:38:52,794 YOU ALL RIGHT, JOHN? YEAH. 1256 01:38:52,827 --> 01:38:56,564 HERE'S WHAT I WANT. ONE MAN IN, WINGS ON WINGS. 1257 01:38:56,598 --> 01:39:00,735 NOBODY PINCHES. TRAP THE NEUTRAL ZONE. WHY? WE'RE DOWN. 1258 01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:04,639 I WANT TO KEEP THE SCORE CLOSE. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A ROUT, WE GO HOME WINNERS. 1259 01:39:04,672 --> 01:39:08,943 NOW, IF WE GAIN THE ZONE, YOU GET ACROSS THE BLUE LINE, YOU DUMP. 1260 01:39:08,977 --> 01:39:11,313 SEND IN ONLY THE FIRST GUY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1261 01:39:11,346 --> 01:39:14,482 - I'M TALKING ABOUT WE'RE BEATEN. - WE'RE NOT BEATEN. 1262 01:39:14,516 --> 01:39:16,551 I'M NOT BEATEN! 1263 01:39:17,652 --> 01:39:21,656 WE'RE IN THIS GAME! 1264 01:39:21,689 --> 01:39:24,826 ANYBODY HERE TIRED? NO. NO. 1265 01:39:24,859 --> 01:39:28,663 ANYBODY FUCKIN' TIRED? NO! 1266 01:39:28,696 --> 01:39:30,832 - HOLT? - I'M JUST WARMING UP, SHERIFF. 1267 01:39:30,865 --> 01:39:32,800 - CONNOR? - I'M READY, JOHN. 1268 01:39:32,834 --> 01:39:34,702 - BIRDIE, YOU WITH US? - YUP. 1269 01:39:34,736 --> 01:39:38,273 GOOD. THE RANGERS ARE STARTING TO BREATHE THROUGH THEIR MOUTHS. 1270 01:39:38,306 --> 01:39:39,941 THEIR STRIDES ARE GETTING SHORTER. 1271 01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,544 DO NOT GIVE THESE GUYS TOO MUCH RESPECT. 1272 01:39:42,577 --> 01:39:45,613 THEY DIDN'T PULL A DOG SLED, DID THEY? - NO. 1273 01:39:45,647 --> 01:39:47,949 THEY DIDN'T SKATE THE RIVER, DID THEY? - NO. 1274 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,852 FORGET ABOUT THAT FUCKING CIRCUS OUT THERE. 1275 01:39:50,885 --> 01:39:54,522 THAT'S STILL BLACK ICE. THIS IS OUR POND. 1276 01:39:54,556 --> 01:39:56,658 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1277 01:39:56,691 --> 01:40:02,297 BIEBE'S RIGHT. WE GOTTA TAKE IT TO THESE GUYS. 1278 01:40:02,330 --> 01:40:04,399 HEADS UP! 1279 01:40:10,272 --> 01:40:12,407 THIS IS OUR POND. 1280 01:40:16,911 --> 01:40:18,946 NICE ASSIST. 1281 01:40:20,582 --> 01:40:23,685 I WILL. I WILL. WE GOTTA DO IT TOGETHER, MAN. 1282 01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:35,763 MYSTERY IS HOPING THE COLD OF NIGHT WILL STEM THIS RANGER TIDE. 1283 01:40:35,797 --> 01:40:38,700 GET IT, JOHN! BUT THE RANGERS ARE RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK. 1284 01:40:40,268 --> 01:40:42,937 OH! AND A HUGE HIT BY BIEBE! 1285 01:40:42,970 --> 01:40:47,909 IT'S PAYBACK TIME, AND THAT ONE'S FOR STEVIE WEEKS. 1286 01:40:47,942 --> 01:40:50,778 FACE-OFF ON THE RANGERS' END. RANGERS GET THE DRAW. 1287 01:40:50,812 --> 01:40:54,382 CANGRAPOOLE ALONG THE BOARDS. LANE PITCHES, AND THE PUCK SQUIRTS FREE. 1288 01:40:54,416 --> 01:40:57,419 - JACKSON'S GOT IT! - ELEVEN, PICK HIM UP! 1289 01:40:57,452 --> 01:40:59,687 COME ON, BOYS. COVER IT! 1290 01:40:59,721 --> 01:41:02,757 HE'S GONE ON THE BREAKAWAY. THIS COULD REALLY PUT MYSTERY AWAY. 1291 01:41:02,790 --> 01:41:05,560 THEY'RE CHASING, BUT JACKSON'S ALL ALONE. 1292 01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:10,432 - COME ON! - JACKSON FAKES AND SHOOTS! 1293 01:41:10,465 --> 01:41:12,900 A HUGE SAVE BY HOLT! 1294 01:41:12,934 --> 01:41:16,638 HOLT STOOD ON HIS HEAD. I'VE NEVER SEEN A SAVE LIKE THAT! 1295 01:41:16,671 --> 01:41:20,408 GREAT SAVE, HOLT. COME ON, GUYS. 1296 01:41:20,442 --> 01:41:22,577 COME ON, TREE. LET'S GO, BABY. COME ON, GALIN. LET'S GO NOW. 1297 01:41:22,610 --> 01:41:25,247 FACE-OFF AT THE MYSTERY BLUE LINE. 1298 01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,582 RANGERS WIN THE DRAW. BACK TO RORY. 1299 01:41:27,615 --> 01:41:30,385 - AND BOTH WINETKAS FORECHECK. - TAKE IT IN! 1300 01:41:30,418 --> 01:41:32,454 GALIN KNOCKS THE PUCK TO BROTHER BEN AND CARRIES IT INTO THE ZONE. 1301 01:41:32,487 --> 01:41:34,556 CONNOLLY TRAILS. HE HAS IT IN HIS SIGHTS. 1302 01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:37,492 HE SHOOTS-- SCORES! 1303 01:41:37,525 --> 01:41:42,464 AND HE RIPS THE SHOT OVER GAINER'S GLOVE! 1304 01:41:42,497 --> 01:41:46,301 YEAH! HA! YEAH! 1305 01:41:46,334 --> 01:41:49,371 GOAL BY 29. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN IT, BOYS! 1306 01:41:54,509 --> 01:41:56,511 WOW, JOHNNY! 1307 01:41:56,544 --> 01:42:00,448 GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! LET'S GO! 1308 01:42:00,482 --> 01:42:05,253 THAT MAKES IT FIVE TO THREE, AND MYSTERY HAS A PULSE AGAIN. 1309 01:42:05,287 --> 01:42:08,523 BUT THE RANGERS CONTROL THE PUCK. 1310 01:42:08,556 --> 01:42:12,427 BACK TO WASSON. HE WINDS FOR THE SHOT. MARDEN DROPS TO BLOCK. 1311 01:42:12,460 --> 01:42:15,430 OH, MY GOD. OH, MAN! DOES THAT GOTTA HURT! 1312 01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:20,368 - OH, MOMMY. - HE REALLY TOOK ONE IN THE SIEGE FOR THE TEAM. 1313 01:42:20,402 --> 01:42:22,537 MYSTERY GETS THE LOOSE PUCK AND HEADS THE OTHER WAY. 1314 01:42:22,570 --> 01:42:24,972 NOW MARDEN IS SLOW TO GET UP. 1315 01:42:25,006 --> 01:42:27,809 AND PHIL, YOU DON'T SEE A GUY JUST LIE DOWN IN FRONT OF A BILLY WASSON... 1316 01:42:27,842 --> 01:42:30,945 90-MILE-AN-HOUR SLAP SHOT VERY OFTEN. 1317 01:42:30,978 --> 01:42:33,248 MYSTERY IS GIVING EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT. THIS IS GREAT HOCKEY. 1318 01:42:35,683 --> 01:42:37,685 EVERYBODY IN! 1319 01:42:37,719 --> 01:42:39,854 AS SOON AS YOU CROSS THE BLUE LINE, 1320 01:42:39,887 --> 01:42:43,225 HOLT, YOU COME, SKANK, YOU GO. YEAH. 1321 01:42:43,258 --> 01:42:46,228 THREE MEN ON THE PUCK. DEFENSE, YOU GOTTA PINCH! 1322 01:42:46,261 --> 01:42:47,962 THROW IT AT THE NET. EVERYBODY'S GOTTA CRASH. 1323 01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:50,365 - COME ON, LET'S GO! - RIGHT WITH YOU, SIR. 1324 01:42:50,398 --> 01:42:53,401 HANG IF YOU HAVE TO, CONNOR. GOT IT. 1325 01:42:53,435 --> 01:42:55,903 BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. 1326 01:42:55,937 --> 01:42:57,905 PLENTY OF TIME. PLENTY OF TIME. LET'S GO! COME ON, GUYS! 1327 01:42:57,939 --> 01:43:01,876 1:26. TWO GOALS DOWN. 1328 01:43:01,909 --> 01:43:04,746 AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR MYSTERY. DESPERATION TIME, DOUG. 1329 01:43:04,779 --> 01:43:06,848 LOOK FOR BURNS TO PULL THEIR GOALIE. 1330 01:43:06,881 --> 01:43:09,551 THEY WANT TO GET THAT EXTRA ATTACKER INTO THE PLAY. 1331 01:43:09,584 --> 01:43:14,889 COME ON! IT'S NOT OVER! MYSTERY! MYSTERY! 1332 01:43:14,922 --> 01:43:17,992 MYSTERY! MYSTERY! MYSTERY! MYSTERY! 1333 01:43:18,025 --> 01:43:20,562 LET'S ROCK, BOYS. LET'S GET IT GOING! 1334 01:43:20,595 --> 01:43:24,699 MYSTERY! MYSTERY! 1335 01:43:24,732 --> 01:43:27,001 AND BANKS WINS IT. BIEBE CARRIES. 1336 01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,804 AND THERE GOES HOLT. SIX ATTACKERS. THE NET'S EMPTY. 1337 01:43:31,906 --> 01:43:34,576 ON THE WING TO WEEKS. HE GAINS THE ZONE. 1338 01:43:34,609 --> 01:43:37,879 AND HERE COMES MYSTERY. LET'S SEE HOW THEY WORK THE PUCK. 1339 01:43:37,912 --> 01:43:41,716 FROM RIGHT WING TO RIGHT POINT, DOWN LOW TO BIRDIE BURNS. 1340 01:43:41,749 --> 01:43:44,952 HERE COMES BURNS, WORKING FOR A SHOT. HE'S GONNA SHOOT. 1341 01:43:44,986 --> 01:43:47,422 NO, HE PASSES THE PUCK TO BIEBE! SHOOTS! 1342 01:43:47,455 --> 01:43:50,392 SCORES! YEA! 1343 01:43:50,425 --> 01:43:53,728 BIEBE SCORES OFF A GREAT PASS FROM BIRDIE BURNS. 1344 01:43:53,761 --> 01:43:57,932 - YEAH! - FIVE TO FOUR, MYSTERY DOWN BY ONE, 1345 01:43:57,965 --> 01:44:01,769 AND NOW, 43 SECONDS TO PLAY. 1346 01:44:01,803 --> 01:44:06,441 IT'S NOT OVER YET! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED IT WOULD GET TO THIS? 1347 01:44:06,474 --> 01:44:11,913 DID YOU SEE THAT? MYSTERY, ALASKA, ONE GOAL AWAY FROM TYING THE NEW YORK RANGERS. 1348 01:44:22,023 --> 01:44:26,060 COME ON! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! 1349 01:44:26,093 --> 01:44:28,663 DON'T RUSH THE SHOT. THREE MEN ACROSS THE BLUE LINE. 1350 01:44:28,696 --> 01:44:30,765 SKANK, YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 1351 01:44:30,798 --> 01:44:34,569 YEAH. WORK IT DOWN LOW, LOOK FOR CONNOR. DON'T RUSH IT. 1352 01:44:34,602 --> 01:44:37,238 FORTY-THREE SECONDS, 1353 01:44:37,271 --> 01:44:39,441 AND THEN THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 1354 01:44:39,474 --> 01:44:42,577 FORTY-THREE SECONDS. YOU OWN THAT TIME. 1355 01:44:42,610 --> 01:44:45,246 IT'S YOUR TIME. AM I RIGHT? 1356 01:44:45,279 --> 01:44:47,315 RIGHT ON! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! 1357 01:44:47,349 --> 01:44:49,784 MYSTERY'S GONNA KEEP THEIR GOALIE ON THE BENCH. 1358 01:44:49,817 --> 01:44:52,286 SIX ON FIVE, WITH THE EMPTY NET BEHIND. 1359 01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:55,423 THEY'RE GOING FOR IT. EVERYTHING'S ON THE LINE! 1360 01:44:55,457 --> 01:44:57,659 THIS IS WHAT THIS GAME'S ALL ABOUT. 1361 01:44:57,692 --> 01:45:01,929 RANGERS WIN THE DRAW. ROBERTSON FOR THE EMPTY NET! 1362 01:45:01,963 --> 01:45:04,666 AND HE JUST MISSED IT! 1363 01:45:10,338 --> 01:45:12,940 PLENTY OF TIME! PLENTY OF TIME! 1364 01:45:12,974 --> 01:45:15,377 BIEBE SLOWING IT DOWN BEHIND THE NET. 1365 01:45:15,410 --> 01:45:18,212 STAY HIGH. ALL THE WAY IN, STEVIE. 1366 01:45:18,245 --> 01:45:20,281 NOW WEEKS TAKES IT AND CARRIES IT ON DOWN THE WING. 1367 01:45:20,314 --> 01:45:23,685 THIS KID STILL HAS GOT THE JETS. - YES! YES! 1368 01:45:23,718 --> 01:45:25,820 THEY'LL BE WORKING TO FREE UP CONNOR BANKS IN THE SLOT. 1369 01:45:25,853 --> 01:45:30,291 HERE COMES MYSTERY. BANKS TRYING TO GET FREE. 1370 01:45:30,324 --> 01:45:32,694 BIEBE'S GOT IT! HERE COMES CONNOR BANKS! 1371 01:45:32,727 --> 01:45:34,929 HE'S GOT A SHOT! 1372 01:47:37,552 --> 01:47:39,621 WOW. 1373 01:48:31,405 --> 01:48:35,376 MYSTERY! MYSTERY! 1374 01:48:41,415 --> 01:48:43,818 GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME. 1375 01:48:43,851 --> 01:48:47,221 GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME. 1376 01:48:47,254 --> 01:48:50,391 NICE GAME. 1377 01:49:30,932 --> 01:49:33,267 GREAT GAME, SON. 1378 01:49:42,076 --> 01:49:44,311 GREAT GAME, JUDGE. 1379 01:50:04,098 --> 01:50:06,567 STEVIE! HEY. 1380 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,870 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LEAVING. I KNOW. 1381 01:50:12,807 --> 01:50:14,842 WE NEVER EVEN HAD SEX. 1382 01:50:16,878 --> 01:50:19,346 I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 1383 01:50:19,380 --> 01:50:21,716 YOU BETTER. 1384 01:50:26,453 --> 01:50:29,023 FOR REAL? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 1385 01:50:32,894 --> 01:50:35,262 OH, MAN! YEAH, I KNOW. 1386 01:50:35,296 --> 01:50:37,498 YOUR LITTLE GARDEN IS GONNA HAVE FUN. 1387 01:50:37,531 --> 01:50:40,301 THERE'S SOME SERIOUS TURNIP TO HOE IN NEW YORK CITY. 1388 01:50:40,334 --> 01:50:42,804 I'M NOT GOING TO THE NEW YORK RANGERS RIGHT AWAY. 1389 01:50:42,837 --> 01:50:46,440 THEY'RE SENDING ME TO BINGHAMTON, WHICH IS LIKE THE AHL. 1390 01:50:46,473 --> 01:50:49,376 YEAH! 1391 01:50:49,410 --> 01:50:51,612 STEVIE WEEKS TOO? YEAH. 1392 01:50:51,645 --> 01:50:53,848 BOTH TO BINGHAMTON, HUH? TWO-WAY CONTRACTS. 1393 01:50:53,881 --> 01:50:56,017 TO START WITH. THEY'LL MAKE IT. 1394 01:50:56,050 --> 01:50:58,720 THEY WON'T BE COMING BACK. 1395 01:50:58,753 --> 01:51:01,655 SHAME THEY COULDN'T TAKE SKANK WITH THEM, HUH? 1396 01:51:01,689 --> 01:51:04,225 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, JOHN. YOU'LL BE BACK IN THE SATURDAY GAME THEN. 1397 01:51:04,258 --> 01:51:07,394 UH-HUH. YEAH. UNTIL YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO BUMP ME AGAIN. 1398 01:51:11,699 --> 01:51:13,901 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. GOTTA GO. 1399 01:51:13,935 --> 01:51:16,537 LOVE TO STAY, BUT, UH, GOTTA GO. 1400 01:51:16,570 --> 01:51:18,572 YOU'RE NOT GOING ON THE HELICOPTER? NO. 1401 01:51:18,605 --> 01:51:22,509 THERE'S NO ROOM ON THAT THING. I GOT A CAR WAITING TO TAKE ME TO FAIRBANKS. 1402 01:51:22,543 --> 01:51:25,880 - HEY, CHARLIE. - YEAH? 1403 01:51:25,913 --> 01:51:27,915 THANK YOU. 1404 01:51:34,688 --> 01:51:37,725 YEAH. 1405 01:51:37,759 --> 01:51:39,927 I'M GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO CONNOR. 1406 01:51:46,367 --> 01:51:48,535 HE'S A-- 1407 01:51:48,569 --> 01:51:50,571 YOU GOT A GREAT FAMILY THERE. 1408 01:51:51,939 --> 01:51:55,376 I DO. YEAH. 1409 01:51:55,409 --> 01:51:58,946 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE, REALLY. I HOPE TO BE BACK IN JUNE. 1410 01:51:58,980 --> 01:52:01,448 DON'T BRING THE YANKEES. 1411 01:52:21,268 --> 01:52:23,370 I LOVE YOU. 1412 01:52:23,404 --> 01:52:25,472 BYE. 1413 01:52:25,506 --> 01:52:27,574 BYE. 1414 01:52:30,677 --> 01:52:32,746 JOHN. 1415 01:52:43,490 --> 01:52:46,560 * I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU 1416 01:52:49,696 --> 01:52:55,903 * I JUST WANT TO CATCH YOU IF I CAN * 1417 01:52:55,937 --> 01:52:59,673 BYE. 1418 01:53:25,299 --> 01:53:29,736 * ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO STAY * 1419 01:53:31,705 --> 01:53:37,979 * WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE ME WHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE * 1420 01:53:44,018 --> 01:53:46,753 SO THAT BLOCKED SHOT MUST HAVE REALLY HURT, HUH? 1421 01:53:48,355 --> 01:53:50,724 NOT TOO BAD. 1422 01:53:50,757 --> 01:53:54,761 'CAUSE I HAVE THREE HOURS TILL MY CREW'S READY TO LEAVE. 1423 01:54:32,566 --> 01:54:36,370 * I LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1424 01:54:39,640 --> 01:54:42,709 * I LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1425 01:54:48,582 --> 01:54:51,718 * I JUST WANT TO BE THERE 1426 01:54:51,752 --> 01:54:55,422 * WHEN WE'RE CAUGHT IN THE RAIN * 1427 01:54:55,456 --> 01:55:00,594 * I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU LAUGH NOT CRY * 1428 01:55:02,563 --> 01:55:04,798 * I JUST WANT TO FEEL YOU 1429 01:55:04,831 --> 01:55:08,936 * WHEN THE NIGHT PUTS ON ITS CLOAK * 1430 01:55:08,970 --> 01:55:12,573 * I'M LOST FOR WORDS DON'T TELL ME * 1431 01:55:12,606 --> 01:55:17,411 * 'CAUSE ALL I CAN SAY I LOVE YOU TILL THE END * 1432 01:55:21,082 --> 01:55:24,318 * I LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1433 01:55:41,868 --> 01:55:44,972 * I'LL LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1434 01:55:49,476 --> 01:55:51,945 * I'LL LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1435 01:55:55,882 --> 01:55:59,386 * I'LL LOVE YOU TILL THE END 1436 01:56:01,488 --> 01:56:05,726 * ALL I CAN SAY I'LL LOVE YOU TILL THE END **