1 00:00:32,464 --> 00:00:36,059 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 2 00:00:36,135 --> 00:00:38,194 ♪ Love ♪ 3 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:41,398 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 4 00:00:41,473 --> 00:00:44,033 ♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪ 5 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:46,771 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 6 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:49,474 ♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪ 7 00:00:49,548 --> 00:00:52,346 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 8 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:55,182 ♪ 'Cause I don't care too much for money ♪ 9 00:00:55,254 --> 00:00:57,950 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 10 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,548 ♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪ 11 00:01:00,626 --> 00:01:03,459 ♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪ 12 00:01:03,529 --> 00:01:06,054 ♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪ 13 00:01:06,131 --> 00:01:09,032 ♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪ 14 00:01:09,101 --> 00:01:11,899 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 15 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,962 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 16 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:17,440 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 17 00:01:17,509 --> 00:01:20,103 ♪ Everybody tells me so ♪ 18 00:01:20,179 --> 00:01:23,080 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 19 00:01:23,148 --> 00:01:25,878 ♪ No, no, no... no ♪ 20 00:01:25,951 --> 00:01:28,681 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 21 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:31,484 ♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪ 22 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:34,117 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 23 00:01:34,193 --> 00:01:37,321 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 24 00:01:37,396 --> 00:01:40,157 - ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ - (Engine approaching) 25 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:43,093 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 26 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:50,198 (Girl shrieks) 27 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:53,040 My hair is such a mess! 28 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,706 What about my clothes? 29 00:01:55,781 --> 00:01:59,376 - Yuck. Girls. - (Girls chattering) 30 00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:02,011 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 31 00:02:02,087 --> 00:02:04,021 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 32 00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:05,784 - Um, we've got the school... - No. 33 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,156 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 34 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:10,267 - Uh, uh... - But on the field, we'll kick your ass! 35 00:02:10,329 --> 00:02:12,263 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 36 00:02:12,331 --> 00:02:14,162 She is. 37 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:16,167 Hi, guys! 38 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:18,294 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 39 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:20,463 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 40 00:02:20,539 --> 00:02:22,769 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:25,002 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 42 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:28,774 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 43 00:02:28,847 --> 00:02:31,941 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 44 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:34,986 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about... responsibility. 45 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,249 Honey, you're a senior now. 46 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:41,521 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 47 00:02:43,462 --> 00:02:45,692 (Gasps) 48 00:02:45,764 --> 00:02:47,698 - (Engine backfires) - That's okay. 49 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:50,826 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 50 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:52,837 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 51 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:54,463 Oh! 52 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,838 ♪ No, no, no... no ♪ 53 00:02:56,909 --> 00:02:59,377 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 54 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,278 ♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪ 55 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,146 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 56 00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:07,981 ♪ That money just can't buy ♪ 57 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:10,647 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 58 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:13,055 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 59 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:16,526 - ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ - Chuckie. 60 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:20,463 - ♪ Love ♪ - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 61 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:24,059 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 62 00:03:24,136 --> 00:03:29,836 Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have a little difficulty with that one... 63 00:03:29,908 --> 00:03:32,342 - Well, you know... - step, because of with the arms up... 64 00:03:32,411 --> 00:03:34,402 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 65 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,812 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 66 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:38,268 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know 67 00:03:38,269 --> 00:03:39,851 the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm. 68 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:42,011 - (Phone ringing) - That's true. I'll get it! 69 00:03:42,087 --> 00:03:44,954 (Ringing continues) 70 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:47,891 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 71 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,019 Put on Channel 5! Bobby's on! Thank you. 72 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:52,427 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 73 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,432 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 74 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,092 - Let me ask you. - Great. 75 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,659 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 76 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:02,173 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 77 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,209 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 78 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:06,642 always made me feel so good after football practice. 79 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:10,011 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 80 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:12,016 back in the old high school gym. 81 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:15,019 Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 82 00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:17,112 - Stocky Jones... - Cindy. 83 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:20,352 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 84 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,360 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 85 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,759 Yeah. Okay. 86 00:04:23,829 --> 00:04:26,127 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 87 00:04:26,198 --> 00:04:29,258 Go! (Giggles) 88 00:04:37,976 --> 00:04:41,241 (Engine revving) 89 00:04:54,059 --> 00:04:55,993 Five, six, seven, eight. 90 00:04:56,061 --> 00:04:59,963 - And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - (Whistle blows) 91 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:03,798 - ♪ (Dance Pop) ♪ - One, two and four. 92 00:05:03,869 --> 00:05:06,633 - (Girl) Whoo! - ♪ I can't take this anymore ♪ 93 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:11,506 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha! 94 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:14,512 Okay, good stuff! 95 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,141 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 96 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:20,481 five, six, seven, eight. 97 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:24,921 - Come on, you guys. Come on! - (Whistle blows) 98 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:26,958 Arms up. Yes! 99 00:05:27,025 --> 00:05:30,119 Whoo! All right. Lookin'good. 100 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:34,256 Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah. 101 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:39,794 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 102 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:44,036 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 103 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:46,737 Buy your telescope yet? 104 00:05:46,812 --> 00:05:48,803 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 105 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:52,408 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 106 00:05:52,484 --> 00:05:55,564 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was Just thinking... 107 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,555 about the cool clique? 108 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,887 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 109 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:02,449 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 110 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:06,020 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 111 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:08,032 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 112 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,831 You got a crush on Cindy? 113 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,771 - Huh? - No. 114 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:19,140 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 115 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:23,671 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 116 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:27,310 All right. Looked good, both of you. 117 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,219 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 118 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:33,315 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 119 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,053 - Lookin' good. - Thank you. 120 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,061 Like I knew you would. 121 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:39,757 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 122 00:06:39,831 --> 00:06:43,562 - Yeah, definitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 123 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:46,069 - All-State this year, no question. - No question! 124 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:48,436 (Whispers) Tell 'em about the party. 125 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,442 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 126 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:53,068 - Cool! - I'm there. 127 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:55,909 I'm thrilled. 128 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:59,382 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 129 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:01,385 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 130 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:04,718 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 131 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:07,782 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 132 00:07:07,859 --> 00:07:11,795 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 133 00:07:11,863 --> 00:07:13,831 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 134 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:17,699 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 135 00:07:17,769 --> 00:07:19,999 Cards are for retards. (Laughs) 136 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,199 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 137 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:25,266 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 138 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,938 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 139 00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:32,177 And have to be in a clique? No! 140 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,776 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 141 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:37,453 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 142 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,390 But, hey, Junior high, high school. Forget it. 143 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:42,222 Jocks became Jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 144 00:07:42,294 --> 00:07:44,592 We became us. I like us. 145 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:46,597 - (Mimicking) "I like us." - I do. 146 00:07:46,665 --> 00:07:50,226 I Just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 147 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:52,236 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 148 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:57,970 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 149 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,509 (Chattering) 150 00:08:02,581 --> 00:08:04,515 (Woman) I told you and told you. 151 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,517 - Mom! - Where have you been? 152 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:08,815 Now there's the answer, buddy. 153 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:11,481 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 154 00:08:11,556 --> 00:08:13,649 (Gears grinding) 155 00:08:13,725 --> 00:08:15,693 And you get one of those. 156 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:18,252 Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 157 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:21,493 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 158 00:08:21,566 --> 00:08:25,969 ♪ Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out ♪ 159 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,768 ♪ Some honeys will be makin'the scene ♪ 160 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,536 ♪ I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top ♪ 161 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:34,670 - ♪ And I put on my faded blue jeans ♪ - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 162 00:08:34,746 --> 00:08:36,976 - ♪ Come on, baby Wait and see ♪ - Oh, thank you, son. 163 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:40,849 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 164 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,853 it's yours. 165 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:46,721 Thanks. (Clears throat) 166 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,125 - ♪ Let's go surfin'now ♪ - You missed a spot, Dad. 167 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:53,494 I'll get it. I'll get it. 168 00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:55,700 (Doorbell ringing) 169 00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:03,035 Mother! Whoa! 170 00:09:03,108 --> 00:09:07,738 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 171 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:11,977 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 172 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:14,712 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 173 00:09:14,786 --> 00:09:17,755 Oh, Rock. Mother. 174 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:21,156 Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight? 175 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:23,353 Cindy, I said no. 176 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:24,759 (Whispers) Okay. 177 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:29,056 I'll take care of big sister. 178 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:33,604 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 179 00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:35,435 Good word, Mom. 180 00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:42,579 (Car door closes, Engine starts) 181 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,151 Oh, yes! 182 00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:26,882 - ♪ (Dance Rock) ♪ - (Chattering) 183 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,630 Hi! 184 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,360 (Boy) Whoa! Come on. 185 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:40,098 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 186 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:43,005 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 187 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:46,669 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 188 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:50,511 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 189 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:54,018 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 190 00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:56,019 (Silverware clatters) 191 00:10:56,087 --> 00:10:59,318 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 192 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:02,451 So have you saved up enough money? 193 00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:05,189 Yeah, Fifteen hundred dollars! 194 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:08,460 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 195 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:12,094 That's $4.54 per mile. 196 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:15,970 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story. "My Life On A Mower." 197 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,339 - (Chuckie sighs) - How much is the microscope? 198 00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:24,181 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 199 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,376 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 200 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:29,181 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 201 00:11:29,254 --> 00:11:33,020 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 202 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:37,152 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 203 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:40,062 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 204 00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,929 - Why? What's up, son? - Preschool Jam session at Julie's. 205 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:46,129 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 206 00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:49,731 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 207 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,742 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 208 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:54,836 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 209 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,973 - (Groans) Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 210 00:11:58,049 --> 00:12:02,213 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 211 00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,221 (Laughing) 212 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,484 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 213 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,753 - (Laughs) - (Sighs) 214 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:11,694 (Exhales) Your deal. 215 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,924 (Crickets chirping) 216 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:17,332 Ronald! Your deal. 217 00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:20,997 (Chips clattering) 218 00:12:21,072 --> 00:12:23,040 Let's do something different. 219 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,440 What do you mean? 220 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:31,107 We've been playing poker for two years. 221 00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,756 Let's play another game. 222 00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:40,757 Dealer's choice. 223 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,353 Hearts. 224 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:49,696 ♪ (Dance Rock) ♪ 225 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,362 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 226 00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,769 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 227 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:58,240 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit! 228 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,609 Ooh, what a severe suede. 229 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,274 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 230 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:06,442 You know, they have fine leathers down there. 231 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:11,581 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 232 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:15,387 I don't remember this. I was Just in your closet yesterday. 233 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:20,193 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 234 00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:22,256 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 235 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,861 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 236 00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:29,668 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 237 00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:33,939 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 238 00:13:34,012 --> 00:13:35,946 - Mm-hmm. - (Boy) Hey, John boy! 239 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,949 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 240 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:42,509 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 241 00:13:42,587 --> 00:13:46,353 - (Whispers) Oh, my God. - Don't worry. It's only wine. 242 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:49,120 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 243 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,626 Oh, oh. 244 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,724 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 245 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:07,341 (Sighs) 246 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,346 Oh. 247 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,350 Damn it. 248 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:27,394 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this 5-inch telescope. 249 00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:30,491 - Oh, it's only 5 inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 250 00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,866 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 251 00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:36,304 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 252 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:44,281 Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes! 253 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,544 I see the erection. 254 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,898 I'll be right back. 255 00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:11,806 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 256 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:15,403 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 257 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,177 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 258 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:23,346 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 259 00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:26,356 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 260 00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:29,757 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends... 261 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,730 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 262 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:37,598 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. 263 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,933 - Listen, honey. - What? 264 00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,063 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 265 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:46,076 You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 266 00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:49,443 - Or you can purchase a new one. - (Sighs) 267 00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:54,110 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 268 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:58,986 - (Sobs) - Tsk. It's not that bad. 269 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:37,160 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 270 00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:39,196 You want to "rent me?" 271 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,563 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... 272 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,568 and that will make me popular. 273 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,595 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 274 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:51,801 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 275 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,936 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 276 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,449 You're right. 277 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,041 Tsk. 278 00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:05,522 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. 279 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,138 Donald! 280 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,646 Oh! You made it! 281 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,982 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 282 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:40,081 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 283 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,718 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 284 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,728 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 285 00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,730 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 286 00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:49,266 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 287 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,268 - when we're seen together, right? - Right. 288 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,998 Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 289 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,303 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 290 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,309 And I get my lunch hour off. 291 00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:02,346 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 292 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,881 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 293 00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:09,352 - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. 294 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,980 There are five days in a school week. 295 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:15,150 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 296 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,387 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 297 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,863 Okay, deal. Now, Just remember, 298 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,423 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 299 00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,129 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 300 00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,195 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 301 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,606 No, no, it's one month. One month. 302 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,610 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 303 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:36,169 - Okay. - Okay. 304 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:39,705 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 305 00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:42,844 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 306 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,912 (Can hissing) 307 00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:50,154 And... rub that in. (Sighs) 308 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:53,288 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 309 00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:56,094 Here you go. 310 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,694 Let me take a look at you. (Grunts) 311 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,762 (Sighs) Nope. Turn around. 312 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:05,775 (Whispers) Oh, sh... 313 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:09,006 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 314 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,640 - (Chuckles) - Don't worry about it. You look fine. 315 00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,650 Turn around and back up. 316 00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,313 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 317 00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,219 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 318 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,281 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 319 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,884 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 320 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,022 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 321 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,032 Should I put my collar up? 322 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,240 - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. 323 00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:40,744 (Girls laughing) 324 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,905 (Girl) Really? 325 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,415 (Boy) What's happenin', homes? 326 00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,977 (John) If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 327 00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,987 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at... 328 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:54,286 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 329 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,293 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 330 00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,991 - I think that's Ronald Miller. - No way! 331 00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,226 It must be a... transfer. 332 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,235 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 333 00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:07,794 Hi, Pats, Barb. 334 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,069 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 335 00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,736 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 336 00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:17,804 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 337 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,042 Rhoda who? 338 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,914 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 339 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,418 Okay? 340 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:27,752 - What did he say? - I don't care. 341 00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,726 Dig on his shirt. 342 00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:34,659 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 343 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:38,065 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 344 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,503 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 345 00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,268 Now he's homeless. 346 00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:46,742 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 347 00:20:46,811 --> 00:20:48,745 First day and all. 348 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:54,149 - What's with the weird outfit? - Um, it's a designer original. 349 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:58,450 - Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 350 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,822 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't... 351 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:05,886 Mr. Miller, you seem quite talkative this morning. 352 00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:09,660 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 353 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:13,261 - Ooh! - (Laughing) 354 00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:17,535 - All 64. - (Sighs) 355 00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:22,443 - (Sizzling) - (Chattering) 356 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,247 - (Gulps, burps) - Oh, God, John. 357 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,948 You are such a pig. 358 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:34,924 - God. - Well... 359 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:39,895 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 360 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:44,060 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 361 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:46,763 - We're friends. - Since when? 362 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,329 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends?" Come on. 363 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:52,501 Well, what about Bobby? 364 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,910 Yeah, come on. We Just want some answers, all right? 365 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,175 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 366 00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:00,649 Do you see a sign that says "Information"? 367 00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:03,653 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 368 00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:07,122 - Girl! - Taste, please. 369 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,472 Hey, come on! 370 00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:26,776 (Laughing) 371 00:22:29,213 --> 00:22:31,909 (Chattering) 372 00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:46,196 I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table. 373 00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:50,166 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 374 00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:55,171 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 375 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,772 Aren't you in the wrong section? 376 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,471 Losers are to the left. 377 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,810 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 378 00:23:05,249 --> 00:23:07,513 That's the asshole section. 379 00:23:10,721 --> 00:23:14,589 (Exhales) Thanks. 380 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,593 Yeah. 381 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,295 Oh! You need a map, John? 382 00:23:20,364 --> 00:23:22,484 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 383 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,162 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 384 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:27,761 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 385 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:30,238 He's with Cindy. Come on. 386 00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:35,001 You all know Ronnie? 387 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,673 Yeah, we were in, uh, 6th grade together. 388 00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:40,114 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 389 00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:42,152 (Chuckles) 390 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:48,591 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 391 00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:50,627 maybe even All-State this season. 392 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,186 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 393 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:55,698 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 394 00:23:55,766 --> 00:23:58,234 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 395 00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:01,829 - (Laughing) - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 396 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:04,466 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 397 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,806 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 398 00:24:06,877 --> 00:24:09,471 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 399 00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:11,208 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 400 00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:15,912 - I guess. - Yeah. 401 00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:23,688 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 402 00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:25,695 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 403 00:24:25,763 --> 00:24:27,883 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 404 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:30,423 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 405 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:35,063 (Chattering) 406 00:24:40,911 --> 00:24:42,845 ♪ (New Wave Rock) ♪ 407 00:24:42,913 --> 00:24:45,177 - Great. - Oh! 408 00:24:45,249 --> 00:24:49,310 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping. 409 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:52,379 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 410 00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:55,084 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 411 00:24:55,159 --> 00:24:58,253 I guess I Just get nervous around those guys. 412 00:24:58,329 --> 00:25:00,263 - Hi. - Hi. 413 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:03,300 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 414 00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,995 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 415 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,231 and invite them to come over here and join us, okay? 416 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,297 - Good idea. - Okay. 417 00:25:10,374 --> 00:25:12,899 Okay. 418 00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:17,414 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 419 00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:20,416 All right. Whoo! 420 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:23,786 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 421 00:25:23,854 --> 00:25:26,345 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 422 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,790 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 423 00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:31,521 (Laughing) 424 00:25:31,595 --> 00:25:36,464 - (Laughing, chattering) - It's okay. 425 00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:43,499 (Mom) Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 426 00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:46,975 - Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 427 00:25:47,044 --> 00:25:49,171 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 428 00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:51,680 It's a tele... (Clears Throat) 429 00:25:51,749 --> 00:25:53,910 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 430 00:25:53,984 --> 00:25:56,976 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 431 00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,147 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 432 00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:02,021 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 433 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,187 - Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 434 00:26:05,262 --> 00:26:09,255 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 435 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,996 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 436 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:17,200 "Bolt?" Something stinks in suburbia. 437 00:26:17,274 --> 00:26:21,210 - Hey. - ♪ Secret agent man, Secret agent man ♪ 438 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,446 (Sighs) 439 00:26:25,516 --> 00:26:28,349 - (Mom) Who is it? - Ronald. 440 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:32,719 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 441 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:36,089 Um, did I... Did I forget to pay you last week? 442 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,253 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 443 00:26:38,329 --> 00:26:40,763 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 444 00:26:40,831 --> 00:26:42,765 - (Footfalls approaching) - Cindy! 445 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,927 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 446 00:26:46,003 --> 00:26:49,150 Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. 447 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,100 She'll get over it. 448 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:56,376 - Is something the matter? - Yes, there's something the matter! 449 00:26:56,447 --> 00:27:00,281 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 450 00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:05,015 I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks. 451 00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:07,023 I am not going on a nature walk. 452 00:27:07,091 --> 00:27:09,958 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 453 00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:12,154 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 454 00:27:12,229 --> 00:27:15,130 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 455 00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:17,633 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 456 00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:21,432 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 457 00:27:21,505 --> 00:27:23,905 Bobby hasn't called? 458 00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:28,570 I don't think that's any of your business. 459 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,580 (Car door closes) 460 00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:36,248 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 461 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,120 But there he's Just a freshman tryin' to make it. 462 00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:44,286 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 463 00:27:44,361 --> 00:27:47,353 (Sighs) I'm sorry. 464 00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:50,889 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 465 00:27:50,968 --> 00:27:55,701 It's Just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 466 00:27:55,773 --> 00:27:57,764 - (Laughs) - (Engine starts) 467 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,538 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 468 00:28:00,611 --> 00:28:03,671 Gaudy? (Laughs) 469 00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:08,980 What's a two word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 470 00:28:09,053 --> 00:28:13,956 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 471 00:28:14,024 --> 00:28:16,822 - (Laughs) - Hysterical. He'll be here. 472 00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:19,988 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 473 00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:23,465 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 474 00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:25,559 The cold brew is just not the same. 475 00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:30,164 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 476 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:32,232 - (Laughs) Well, how about I show you? - (Laughs) 477 00:28:32,309 --> 00:28:34,243 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 478 00:28:34,311 --> 00:28:36,245 - Hey. - So... 479 00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:39,009 Um, you brought Cindy here? 480 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:44,578 No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 481 00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:47,647 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A & W? 482 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,920 (Laughs) No, you're a funny guy though. 483 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,825 (Both Laughing) 484 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,888 ♪ 'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same ♪ 485 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:59,026 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 486 00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:03,199 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 487 00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:08,109 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 488 00:29:09,179 --> 00:29:10,908 Hi, Cindy. 489 00:29:10,981 --> 00:29:13,779 - (Whistling) - Hi. 490 00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:17,184 - Hi. - People are starting to buy this. 491 00:29:17,254 --> 00:29:22,191 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 492 00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:24,352 Mm-hmm. (Laughs) 493 00:29:24,428 --> 00:29:28,091 - What do you think? - (Chuckles) 494 00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:31,692 (Chattering) 495 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,636 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 496 00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:37,230 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 497 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:40,800 - Good morning. - Good morning. 498 00:29:40,878 --> 00:29:44,746 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 499 00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:48,774 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 500 00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:53,016 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 501 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:56,719 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 502 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,728 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 503 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,128 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 504 00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:04,065 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 505 00:30:04,134 --> 00:30:06,534 Fine. 506 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:09,471 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 507 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:12,304 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 508 00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:14,310 Okay, Friday night. 509 00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:17,438 - I can't. - Saturday. 510 00:30:17,514 --> 00:30:19,482 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 511 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,314 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 512 00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:26,948 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 513 00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:31,961 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 514 00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:34,156 (Laughs) 515 00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:38,768 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 516 00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:43,637 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 517 00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:45,868 Work's not really my thing. 518 00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:48,275 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 519 00:30:48,345 --> 00:30:52,611 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 520 00:30:52,683 --> 00:30:54,617 except for shop and hangout. 521 00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:57,552 You can do anything you want. 522 00:30:57,621 --> 00:31:01,387 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 523 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:04,723 I believe that. 524 00:31:11,335 --> 00:31:14,270 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 525 00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:17,705 - No, thanks. - Okay. 526 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:21,244 (Humming) 527 00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:47,670 (Humming) 528 00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:52,867 - Here. - Here. 529 00:31:52,943 --> 00:31:55,741 - (Laughs) - (Laughs) 530 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,283 (Water running) 531 00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:08,753 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 532 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,852 "in a sea of deep blue. 533 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:15,296 Together at last, together as two." 534 00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:18,391 Oh, that's beautiful. 535 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:22,906 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 536 00:32:22,973 --> 00:32:25,203 Even Bobby? 537 00:32:26,643 --> 00:32:30,579 Thank you for trusting me with these. 538 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,444 (Water running) 539 00:32:32,516 --> 00:32:36,213 Let's Just keep it between us, okay? 540 00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:38,652 For life or longer? Promise? 541 00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:43,489 Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 542 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,790 And you're drenched. 543 00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:47,558 - Ah! - (Laughs) 544 00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,623 (Laughing) 545 00:32:50,701 --> 00:32:54,467 - (Grunts) - (Shrieks, Laughs) 546 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,336 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 547 00:32:57,407 --> 00:32:59,341 - You're sure? - Yeah! 548 00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:01,343 What am I missing? 549 00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:03,777 I'd like to see those, please. 550 00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,519 Aw! Very cool. 551 00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:15,354 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 552 00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:19,521 (Chattering) 553 00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:24,363 (Chattering continues) 554 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:27,028 (Laughing, chattering) 555 00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:29,038 Come on. 556 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,380 (Cindy) I'm starting to get nervous now. 557 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:42,384 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 558 00:33:42,452 --> 00:33:44,386 Good to see you, honey. 559 00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:46,422 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 560 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,424 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 561 00:33:48,492 --> 00:33:50,426 - A picnic? - Nope. 562 00:33:50,494 --> 00:33:51,777 Since it's our last official date, I thought 563 00:33:51,778 --> 00:33:53,088 we could check out one of my favorite places. 564 00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:55,927 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll find out. 565 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:59,560 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 566 00:33:59,636 --> 00:34:02,833 - (Engine revving) - Aah! Aah! 567 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,884 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 568 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,334 Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. 569 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:23,417 - Follow me. - Wait a second. You're nuts. 570 00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:26,360 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 571 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:30,230 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 572 00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:41,210 Whoa. 573 00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:47,980 I've heard about this place. 574 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:51,452 The airplane junkyard. 575 00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:53,455 Graveyard. 576 00:34:57,194 --> 00:35:00,925 (Exhales) This is the real history. 577 00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:04,695 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 578 00:35:07,971 --> 00:35:10,166 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 579 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:14,199 Follow me. (Imitating plane engine) 580 00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:27,079 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 581 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,057 They did a corrosion study on it. 582 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:36,622 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 583 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,863 this is all that rusted. 584 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,838 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 585 00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:45,841 How do you know all this stuff? 586 00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:49,310 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 587 00:35:49,379 --> 00:35:52,246 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 588 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:57,253 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 589 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:09,832 (Cindy) God. There are mountains up there. 590 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:15,236 And valleys, canyons and plains. 591 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,433 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 592 00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:21,875 - What's that? - Tycho. 593 00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:24,436 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 594 00:36:24,514 --> 00:36:27,574 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 595 00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:32,554 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon. 596 00:36:32,622 --> 00:36:37,889 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 597 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:43,900 The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 598 00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:49,499 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 599 00:36:49,573 --> 00:36:51,507 Astronomy. 600 00:36:53,543 --> 00:36:55,602 No. 601 00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:59,046 It's just... up there... 602 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,050 is our future world. 603 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:03,348 By the time I'm my dad's age, 604 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:07,550 people will be living there and working. 605 00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:09,956 Maybe even us. 606 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:32,038 The moon. It looks different now. 607 00:37:32,115 --> 00:37:35,516 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 608 00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:38,554 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 609 00:37:39,856 --> 00:37:44,725 You didn't ruin it. You Just changed it, I guess. 610 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,889 (Sighs) 611 00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:55,032 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 612 00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,369 (Sighs) 613 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,740 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 614 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:05,942 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 615 00:38:06,016 --> 00:38:08,450 Well, let's Just do it naturally. 616 00:38:08,518 --> 00:38:11,419 You know? With no planning. 617 00:38:11,488 --> 00:38:14,514 How do we do it? Our official breaking up tomorrow? 618 00:38:14,591 --> 00:38:17,287 Right. 619 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,456 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 620 00:38:21,531 --> 00:38:24,022 Us ending our fake relationship. 621 00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:27,832 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 622 00:38:27,904 --> 00:38:30,634 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 623 00:38:30,707 --> 00:38:34,803 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 624 00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:39,406 (Sighs) Okay, so, how shall we do it? 625 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,678 Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel? 626 00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:45,448 No, we don't have anything to fight about. 627 00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,356 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see... What do people fight about? 628 00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:54,090 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 629 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:57,292 - Reputation? - I think a small, dignified ceremony... 630 00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:01,736 - is probably the best way... - Me? 631 00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:04,933 - To end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 632 00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:06,942 I can't believe this. A reputation. 633 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:09,342 (Door closes) 634 00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:13,109 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 635 00:39:14,851 --> 00:39:17,445 Whoo! 636 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:22,288 ♪ I got a reputation, baby ♪ 637 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:25,794 (Girl) Oh, I'm gonna be late. 638 00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:32,466 (Ronald) So how do you do it? 639 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:36,063 Yeah. There you go. 640 00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:37,663 (Girl) Oh, I'm gonna be late. 641 00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:40,904 - Hi. - Hi. 642 00:39:40,977 --> 00:39:45,539 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 643 00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:49,813 And I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 644 00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:54,687 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 645 00:39:54,758 --> 00:39:56,692 Now? 646 00:39:58,094 --> 00:40:00,324 Okay, great. 647 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:05,334 Well, um, I did a little thinking too! 648 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,064 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 649 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:10,402 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 650 00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:14,102 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 651 00:40:14,177 --> 00:40:16,111 (Whispering) What are you talking about? 652 00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:19,307 This. I'm dry. 653 00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:22,579 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 654 00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,711 - (Whispering) They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 655 00:40:24,788 --> 00:40:27,951 - This isn't dignified. - Dignified? 656 00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:29,958 Yeah. 657 00:40:30,026 --> 00:40:34,759 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 658 00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:36,765 (Laughing) 659 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,768 - Now I'm not dignified? - This is not necessary. 660 00:40:39,836 --> 00:40:42,304 Would you show some maturity? 661 00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:44,465 Like your precious Bobby? 662 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,941 - Yeah. - Yeah. 663 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,978 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 664 00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:52,242 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 665 00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:55,375 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 666 00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:57,613 Period! 667 00:40:57,687 --> 00:40:59,621 (Crowd gasping) 668 00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:02,886 - Whoo! - (Girl giggling) 669 00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:06,122 Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 670 00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:10,462 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 671 00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:16,267 - He's such a... such a heartbreaker. - Yeah. That's it. 672 00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:19,069 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 673 00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:21,188 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy 674 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,101 now that you're finished with her, do you? 675 00:41:23,179 --> 00:41:25,807 - (Clears throat) No. - Loved it, baby. 676 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,184 All right. 677 00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:40,963 (Engine off) 678 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,226 That was a great act this morning. 679 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,929 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 680 00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:50,734 Mmm. Yeah, well... 681 00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:53,833 We gave 'em a good show. 682 00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,504 The audience loved it. 683 00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:59,207 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 684 00:41:59,282 --> 00:42:02,513 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 685 00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:04,780 - (Engine approaching) - Ronnie, it was like a Job. 686 00:42:04,854 --> 00:42:07,118 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 687 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:11,286 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 688 00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:16,560 Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya. 689 00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:18,658 Popularity isn't perfect. 690 00:42:18,735 --> 00:42:22,034 I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. 691 00:42:22,105 --> 00:42:24,096 Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore? 692 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:29,009 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 693 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:32,742 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 694 00:42:36,184 --> 00:42:37,218 Cindy? 695 00:42:38,586 --> 00:42:40,445 It's to keep your poetry in. 696 00:42:42,025 --> 00:42:44,619 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 697 00:42:46,162 --> 00:42:51,864 Ronald... whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 698 00:42:53,134 --> 00:42:54,600 ...stay yourself. 699 00:42:54,970 --> 00:42:56,898 Don't change to please them. 700 00:42:57,672 --> 00:43:01,109 Me change? Tsk. Never. 701 00:43:01,811 --> 00:43:04,303 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 702 00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,111 - Feelin' good. Hey, babies. - How ya doin', man? 703.5 703 00:43:06,411 --> 00:43:07,180 Good to see ya. 704 00:43:07,183 --> 00:43:08,217 - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. - Oh, Ronnie! 705 00:43:08,225 --> 00:43:11,619 That's right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 706 00:43:11,688 --> 00:43:13,248 - Hey, man, good to see ya. - Good to see ya. 706.5 707 00:43:13,249 --> 00:43:14,224 Good to see ya. Good to see ya. Ow! 708 00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:16,622 - All I'm asking for is one date. - (Cindy) No! 709 00:43:16,693 --> 00:43:20,288 Oh, ladies! You're lookin' fine this A.M. 710 00:43:20,363 --> 00:43:23,127 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 711 00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,360 - Ooh. (Chuckles) - I love your hair. 712 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:29,303 - It's so... so saturated. - (Scoffs) 713 00:43:29,372 --> 00:43:31,306 - It's nothin' maJor, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 714 00:43:31,374 --> 00:43:35,003 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 715 00:43:35,078 --> 00:43:37,308 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 716 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:39,314 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 717 00:43:39,382 --> 00:43:41,816 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 718 00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:45,514 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, Pats. 719 00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:49,285 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 720 00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:52,226 (Boy) Wait for me! 721 00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:54,763 (Barbara) How about some tunes? 722 00:43:54,831 --> 00:44:00,201 - Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 723 00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:03,296 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 724 00:44:03,373 --> 00:44:05,307 - ♪ (Jazz instrumental) ♪ - Hmm. 725 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:07,843 So how come you asked me out? 726 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:11,972 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 727 00:44:12,048 --> 00:44:14,676 (Laughs) You can't argue with that logic. 728 00:44:14,751 --> 00:44:18,744 Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. 729 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:22,883 (Video games beeping) 730 00:44:22,959 --> 00:44:26,360 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 731 00:44:26,429 --> 00:44:30,365 Good evening, gentlemen. 732 00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:32,924 (Boy with glasses) I... I love station wagons. 733 00:44:33,002 --> 00:44:35,835 You may like it, but once the Cools see that car... 734 00:44:35,905 --> 00:44:37,839 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 735 00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:43,140 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 736 00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:47,479 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 737 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:51,953 Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 738 00:44:52,021 --> 00:44:55,354 Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 739 00:44:55,425 --> 00:44:57,359 - What'd ya say? - (Big John) This ain't just a car, man. 740 00:44:57,427 --> 00:45:01,022 This is an unleaded love machine. 741 00:45:01,097 --> 00:45:04,066 Yeah, unleaded. (Laughs) 742 00:45:04,133 --> 00:45:07,193 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 743 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:10,467 - Hey, no complaints outta me. - (Laughs) 744 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:13,634 Yeah, those Jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 745 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,644 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 746 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:18,647 (Kenneth) I just don't get it. 747 00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:22,651 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 748 00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,949 (Ronald) Uh-oh. I know that look. 749 00:45:25,021 --> 00:45:26,488 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire. 750 00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:29,184 Big John, nobody's into toxic waste. 751 00:45:31,094 --> 00:45:33,927 (Laughs) Right there. 752 00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:35,760 Perfect. (Laughs) 753 00:45:35,832 --> 00:45:39,859 - (Laughing) - Gross! 754 00:45:39,936 --> 00:45:42,302 You guys are so into bodily functions! 755 00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,306 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 756 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,342 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 757 00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:48,707 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 758 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:51,906 Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 759 00:45:51,981 --> 00:45:54,074 All right. Hurry up. 760 00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:57,244 Air! 761 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,652 - Guess what. - What? 762 00:45:59,722 --> 00:46:03,419 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 763 00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:05,461 - I am? - Yep. 764 00:46:05,528 --> 00:46:08,053 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 765 00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:11,259 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 766 00:46:11,334 --> 00:46:14,792 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 767 00:46:14,871 --> 00:46:17,635 - Sure, friend. No problem. - (Sighs) 768 00:46:17,707 --> 00:46:19,868 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 769 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:24,744 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 770 00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:27,078 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 771 00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:30,244 I'll see you later, okay? 772 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,914 Bye. 773 00:46:32,989 --> 00:46:36,254 (Sighs, mutters) 774 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,817 (Sighs) Dancer. 775 00:46:38,895 --> 00:46:43,025 Moves. Shit. (Sighs) 776 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:47,133 (Chattering) 777 00:46:47,203 --> 00:46:49,296 So... how was he? 778 00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:52,307 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 779 00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:54,673 Don't worry. I will. 780 00:46:56,746 --> 00:47:01,046 (Patty) I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 781 00:47:01,117 --> 00:47:04,143 (Mutters) 782 00:47:05,221 --> 00:47:07,155 (Sighs) 783 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:11,182 - (Man grunting, groaning) - (Crowd jeering) 784 00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:15,560 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 785 00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:18,658 - One. - (Chuckie) Mm-hmm. 786 00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:20,930 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 787 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:21,937 No. 786.5 788 00:47:21,937 --> 00:47:23,837 Oh, Chuck, I Just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 789 00:47:23,906 --> 00:47:25,771 No. (Laughs) 790 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,810 Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 791 00:47:28,377 --> 00:47:32,211 What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. 792 00:47:32,281 --> 00:47:38,117 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, 2 bucks. 793 00:47:38,187 --> 00:47:40,985 Wrong! That is not how the Economic Theory works. 794 00:47:41,057 --> 00:47:43,423 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 795 00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:46,326 Okay, let me give you the Theory of Relativity. 796 00:47:46,396 --> 00:47:50,264 Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative. 797 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,767 I'll put on Bandstand. Just for you. 798 00:47:52,835 --> 00:47:55,133 - (Crowd cheering) - My famous gourmet pop... 799 00:47:55,204 --> 00:47:58,037 - First screen shaves... - ♪ (Brisk Percussion) ♪ 800 00:47:58,107 --> 00:48:01,338 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 801 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:05,040 ♪ (Continues) ♪ 802 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,424 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 803 00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:23,898 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 804 00:48:23,966 --> 00:48:26,560 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 805 00:48:26,636 --> 00:48:31,096 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 806 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,108 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 807 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:35,201 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 808 00:48:35,278 --> 00:48:39,214 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 809 00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:44,577 (Door opens, closes) 810 00:48:44,654 --> 00:48:48,249 ♪ (Continues) ♪ 811 00:48:55,031 --> 00:48:57,397 ♪ (Ends) ♪ 812 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,765 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 813 00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:02,270 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 814 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:07,935 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 815 00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:10,843 here on PBS African Cultural Hour. 816 00:49:10,913 --> 00:49:14,212 African Cultural Hour? (Laughing) 817 00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:17,218 ♪ (Singer, indistinct) ♪ 818 00:49:17,286 --> 00:49:20,380 (Girl) Ow! 819 00:49:20,456 --> 00:49:22,981 ♪ Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now ♪ 820 00:49:23,059 --> 00:49:24,993 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 821 00:49:25,061 --> 00:49:29,157 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 822 00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:31,166 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 823 00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:34,067 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 824 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:39,541 - ♪ Oh, but she's an actress ♪ - ♪ Actress ♪ 825 00:49:39,609 --> 00:49:44,672 ♪ And I don't believe her, no ♪ 826 00:49:44,747 --> 00:49:48,615 - ♪ But she's an actress ♪ - ♪ Actress ♪ 827 00:49:48,684 --> 00:49:51,244 - ♪ I don't believe her ♪ - ♪ Believe her ♪ 828 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:56,019 ♪ Believe her Believe her ♪ 829 00:49:59,929 --> 00:50:03,330 Here you go. Thanks. 830 00:50:03,399 --> 00:50:05,697 - (Grunts) - That's a buck apiece, guys. 831 00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:08,931 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 832 00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:12,236 (Scoffs) Oh! 833 00:50:12,308 --> 00:50:17,769 (Lester clears throat) Come on, you guys. 834 00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:20,213 ♪ (Slow Tempo) ♪ 835 00:50:26,689 --> 00:50:29,283 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 836 00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:31,485 ♪ You know Just what to do... ♪ 837 00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:41,593 So do you work as hard off the field as you do on? 838 00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:46,108 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 839 00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:48,200 (Laughs) 840 00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:55,150 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 841 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:58,449 But I better check the bathrooms. 842 00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:03,085 (Whispering) One, two, three, four. 843 00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,389 One, two, three, four. 844 00:51:05,461 --> 00:51:09,295 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 845 00:51:10,366 --> 00:51:13,733 (Applause, cheering) 846 00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:17,330 - Let's mingle. - (Boy) Look, it's the nerd herd. 847 00:51:17,406 --> 00:51:19,533 (Crowd chattering) 848 00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:24,375 (Boy Laughs) 849 00:51:24,447 --> 00:51:26,915 - Whoo! - (Chattering) 850 00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:31,079 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 851 00:51:31,153 --> 00:51:33,087 ♪ (Upbeat Music) ♪ 852 00:51:33,155 --> 00:51:37,922 (Cheering) 853 00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:40,724 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 854 00:51:40,796 --> 00:51:42,991 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 855 00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:45,499 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 856 00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:48,901 - Let's dance! - (Squeals) Wait for me! 857 00:51:50,973 --> 00:51:52,907 All right! 858 00:51:55,711 --> 00:52:00,171 ♪ Eyes with mystery, A lonely girl so alone ♪ 859 00:52:00,249 --> 00:52:02,547 Whoo! 860 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:08,813 ♪ I've been living all my life ♪ 861 00:52:08,891 --> 00:52:12,884 ♪ To meet a girl like you ♪ 862 00:52:12,962 --> 00:52:15,954 ♪ I could touch you really nice ♪ 863 00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:20,594 ♪ While the fire came in the room ♪ 864 00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:22,661 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 865 00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:27,300 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 866 00:52:27,376 --> 00:52:31,403 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 867 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,916 ♪ Baby loves it all night ♪ 868 00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:39,182 ♪ Angel in the light ♪ 869 00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,918 ♪ Dancin' right beside me ♪ 870 00:52:44,226 --> 00:52:46,660 That's bizarre. 871 00:52:46,729 --> 00:52:48,959 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 872 00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:52,091 ♪ So strong ♪ 873 00:52:53,669 --> 00:52:57,605 - ♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪ - (Squeals) 874 00:52:57,673 --> 00:53:01,734 ♪ Wanting a girl like you ♪ 875 00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:05,645 ♪ I could touch you many nights ♪ 876 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:08,707 - ♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪ - (Laughs) 877 00:53:08,784 --> 00:53:12,345 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 878 00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:14,719 ♪ Baby loves it all night ♪ 879 00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:18,157 - (Squeals) - (Girl) Try it! 880 00:53:18,227 --> 00:53:20,161 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 881 00:53:20,229 --> 00:53:23,392 ♪ Baby loves it all night ♪ 882 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:27,869 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh ♪ 883 00:53:27,937 --> 00:53:30,599 Hey! Yo! 884 00:53:31,674 --> 00:53:33,608 (Shouting) 885 00:53:33,676 --> 00:53:36,201 (Girl) Yeah! 886 00:53:37,313 --> 00:53:40,111 Whoo! 887 00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:44,309 - (Laughing) - Yeah! 888 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,321 Ow! 889 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:50,382 ♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪ 890 00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:57,165 - Hey! - (Together) It's the African anteater ritual! 891 00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:00,835 (Shouting) 892 00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:05,300 All right! 893 00:54:08,744 --> 00:54:10,678 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 894 00:54:10,746 --> 00:54:12,680 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 895 00:54:12,748 --> 00:54:14,716 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 896 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:17,275 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 897 00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:19,321 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 898 00:54:19,388 --> 00:54:23,085 - Paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 899 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,093 (Laughs) 900 00:54:25,161 --> 00:54:27,789 - Cind, babe! - (Woman) Here you go. 901 00:54:27,863 --> 00:54:30,957 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me "Babe". 902 00:54:31,033 --> 00:54:33,228 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then Just say it! 903 00:54:33,302 --> 00:54:35,702 Why don't you get tranquil? I was Just tryin' to be friendly. 904 00:54:35,704 --> 00:54:37,638 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 905 00:54:37,706 --> 00:54:41,073 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 906 00:54:41,143 --> 00:54:44,306 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 907 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:47,110 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 908 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,812 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 909 00:54:50,886 --> 00:54:55,914 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 910 00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:58,459 There's a difference? 911 00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:04,228 (Scoffs, sighs) 912 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,234 (Crickets chirping) 913 00:55:09,071 --> 00:55:13,940 ♪ Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand ♪ 914 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,478 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 915 00:55:17,546 --> 00:55:20,174 (Sighs) Alone at last. 916 00:55:20,249 --> 00:55:22,513 ♪ French kissin' in the U.S.A. ♪ 917 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,712 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 918 00:55:25,788 --> 00:55:28,154 You're awfully far away. 919 00:55:28,224 --> 00:55:32,092 - I'm sorry. - (Giggles) 920 00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:36,423 So, tell me... 921 00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:39,991 are, um... are you into long-distance relationships? 922 00:55:40,069 --> 00:55:42,936 - No. - No? (Laughs) 923 00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:46,532 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 924 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:49,772 - Hello. - (Laughs) 925 00:55:49,845 --> 00:55:54,782 I happen to know that in the whole school... 926 00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:58,980 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 927 00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:01,522 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 928 00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:03,683 And this is it. 929 00:56:03,759 --> 00:56:07,456 Yep! That's it. 930 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,863 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 931 00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:14,198 Well, my parents do have cable. 932 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,204 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 933 00:56:16,272 --> 00:56:19,969 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 934 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:24,069 Oh! (Laughs) Wow! I can't believe this. 935 00:56:24,146 --> 00:56:29,243 - Oh, God! (Laughs) - (Laughs) 936 00:56:29,318 --> 00:56:31,548 (Scratching sound) 937 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:35,852 Seventeen years, three months and five days. 938 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:39,884 That's a long time to wait for some tit. (Laughs) 939 00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:42,294 - (Projector whirring) - (Man) Without an atmosphere... 940 00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:44,594 the Earth would be a far different place. 941 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,931 It might look like the moon. 942 00:56:47,002 --> 00:56:52,372 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 943 00:56:52,441 --> 00:56:55,774 But it provided one very important piece of information... 944 00:56:55,844 --> 00:56:58,438 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 945 00:56:58,514 --> 00:57:02,450 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 946 00:57:02,518 --> 00:57:06,784 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 947 00:57:06,855 --> 00:57:10,291 We know now that the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 948 00:57:10,359 --> 00:57:14,227 were heavily bombarded in their first billion years. 949 00:57:14,296 --> 00:57:17,231 - Then about 3 and a half billion years ago... - (Muttering) 950 00:57:17,299 --> 00:57:20,530 This bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk... 951 00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:23,294 You got it there, son? 952 00:57:23,372 --> 00:57:26,398 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 953 00:57:26,475 --> 00:57:28,807 Now the police are really crackin' down this year. 954 00:57:28,877 --> 00:57:31,937 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 955 00:57:32,014 --> 00:57:33,948 - (Horn Honks) - See ya. 956 00:57:34,016 --> 00:57:37,452 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 957 00:57:39,488 --> 00:57:41,547 (Ricky) Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 958 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:45,151 - Yeah. - Rotten eggs and the pièce de résistance. 959 00:57:45,227 --> 00:57:48,754 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 960 00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:51,994 No, doggy doo. But it's Just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff. 961 00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:55,559 - Ah, sniff this... God! - (Big John) Hey, Ronnie. 962 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,970 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 963 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,031 Ah, dig, classic, man. 964 00:58:00,109 --> 00:58:03,567 We have done the same house 4 years in a row. 965 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,013 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 966 00:58:07,082 --> 00:58:09,846 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 967 00:58:09,918 --> 00:58:13,854 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 968 00:58:15,257 --> 00:58:18,192 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 969 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,194 (Together) Yes, sir! 970 00:58:29,238 --> 00:58:32,435 (Dog barking in the distance) 971 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:35,375 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 972 00:58:35,444 --> 00:58:39,073 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty. 973 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:42,242 - You've had him two weeks... - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 974 00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:45,685 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 975 00:58:45,754 --> 00:58:47,813 you still have Bobby. 976 00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:51,951 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 977 00:58:52,027 --> 00:58:56,487 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 978 00:58:56,565 --> 00:59:00,001 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 979 00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:02,765 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 980 00:59:02,838 --> 00:59:04,806 would be draped all over him like a cheap... 981 00:59:04,873 --> 00:59:09,435 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 982 00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,207 Good. 983 00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:16,615 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 984 00:59:16,685 --> 00:59:20,621 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 985 00:59:20,689 --> 00:59:22,680 Oh. (Exhales) 986 00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:29,562 - (Laughter) - (Big John) Shh! 987 00:59:29,634 --> 00:59:31,568 Shh! Shh! 988 00:59:32,671 --> 00:59:34,571 - You're sick! - There's the target. 989 00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:36,334 All right. 990 00:59:38,143 --> 00:59:40,805 Oh, shit. Y-You know... I know a better house. 991 00:59:40,879 --> 00:59:43,777 It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. 992 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:47,914 Our senior year... Our last mission. 993 00:59:48,386 --> 00:59:50,250 (Exhales) The final shitbomb. 994 00:59:50,322 --> 00:59:53,223 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 995 01:00:04,870 --> 01:00:08,829 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 996 01:00:08,907 --> 01:00:11,273 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 997 01:00:11,343 --> 01:00:13,743 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 998 01:00:13,812 --> 01:00:16,781 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 999 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,779 I don't want to do this! 1000 01:00:29,594 --> 01:00:31,721 - (Laughs) - (Grunts) 1001 01:00:31,797 --> 01:00:35,563 - (Gasps) - (Laughing) 1002 01:00:35,634 --> 01:00:38,364 (Laughs) 1003 01:00:38,437 --> 01:00:40,132 Do it now! (Grunts) 1004 01:00:40,205 --> 01:00:42,571 - Come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 1005 01:00:42,641 --> 01:00:45,166 - Throw it! - Come on. Throw it! 1006 01:00:45,243 --> 01:00:47,370 - Come on! - (Whispers) Shit. 1007 01:00:48,513 --> 01:00:51,073 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 1008 01:00:52,217 --> 01:00:55,380 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 1009 01:00:55,454 --> 01:00:57,319 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 1010 01:00:57,389 --> 01:01:00,358 - (Grunts) - (Ricky) Come on, Big John! Keep him down! 1011 01:01:04,396 --> 01:01:07,160 (Ricky) Ronnie, let's go! Come on! 1012 01:01:07,232 --> 01:01:10,167 Get the hell out of there! 1013 01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:14,103 - Come on, John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 1014 01:01:14,172 --> 01:01:16,538 You hold the little bastard! 1015 01:01:16,608 --> 01:01:20,339 (Ricky) Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 1016 01:01:20,412 --> 01:01:23,074 There must've been a hole in the net. 1017 01:01:23,148 --> 01:01:26,879 - We'll get 'em next year. - (Engine starting) 1018 01:01:26,952 --> 01:01:29,147 I don't think he'll be back. 1019 01:01:29,221 --> 01:01:32,713 (Truck speeds away) 1020 01:01:34,626 --> 01:01:37,356 This is a fine looking bird, Judy. 1021 01:01:37,429 --> 01:01:41,160 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 1022 01:01:42,701 --> 01:01:44,259 Ronald. 1023 01:01:44,336 --> 01:01:46,463 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1024 01:01:47,906 --> 01:01:51,137 Let's see yours, sibling. 1025 01:01:52,677 --> 01:01:55,202 Ahh... I didn't get mine yet. 1026 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,976 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 1027 01:01:58,049 --> 01:02:00,950 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 1028 01:02:01,019 --> 01:02:04,580 - I did not get mine yet! - (Mom) Relax. 1029 01:02:04,656 --> 01:02:06,954 There's no reason to raise your voice. 1030 01:02:10,996 --> 01:02:13,226 Back to nursery school. 1031 01:02:14,699 --> 01:02:17,691 - Look, these are my friends, okay? - (Pulls parking brake) 1032 01:02:17,769 --> 01:02:21,000 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1033 01:02:21,072 --> 01:02:24,564 - What? - Read my lips. 1034 01:02:24,643 --> 01:02:28,306 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1035 01:02:34,853 --> 01:02:39,017 Two C's, three B's and one A. 1036 01:02:39,090 --> 01:02:41,354 Outstanding, son! 1037 01:02:41,426 --> 01:02:43,917 MaJor improvement, Chuckie. 1038 01:02:43,995 --> 01:02:46,896 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 1039 01:02:46,965 --> 01:02:49,627 I've been getting straight A's since birth. 1040 01:02:49,701 --> 01:02:52,135 - So? - So! 1041 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:55,639 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 1042 01:02:55,707 --> 01:02:59,507 - Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. - And I didn't! 1043 01:02:59,578 --> 01:03:03,776 - It's Just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 1044 01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:06,351 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, 1045 01:03:06,352 --> 01:03:08,547 and what do you do every time you see him? 1046 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:10,554 You give him money. 1047 01:03:10,622 --> 01:03:12,681 Great. 1048 01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:17,254 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 1049 01:03:17,329 --> 01:03:20,355 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 1050 01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:25,299 Here's your shake. 1051 01:03:29,507 --> 01:03:33,273 I said thick! This isn't thick! 1052 01:03:33,345 --> 01:03:37,441 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 1053 01:03:41,086 --> 01:03:43,520 Looks thick to me. 1054 01:03:43,588 --> 01:03:45,556 No! 1055 01:03:51,496 --> 01:03:54,329 (Together) What are you doing home? (Laughs) 1056 01:03:54,399 --> 01:03:56,924 I thought you had a date with Rock. 1057 01:03:57,002 --> 01:04:02,030 Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day. 1058 01:04:02,107 --> 01:04:04,098 - Me too. - Tsk. 1059 01:04:04,175 --> 01:04:06,109 There's a good movie on TV. 1060 01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:08,111 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1061 01:04:08,179 --> 01:04:11,273 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 1062 01:04:11,349 --> 01:04:14,011 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 1063 01:04:16,421 --> 01:04:18,582 Hey, Kenneth! 1064 01:04:18,657 --> 01:04:21,558 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 1065 01:04:21,626 --> 01:04:23,594 Will you talk to me, dammit? 1066 01:04:25,096 --> 01:04:27,929 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 1067 01:04:27,999 --> 01:04:30,331 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 1068 01:04:30,402 --> 01:04:33,303 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 1069 01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:36,033 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah! 1070 01:04:36,107 --> 01:04:38,940 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 1071 01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:40,978 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 1072 01:04:41,046 --> 01:04:43,071 We have a lot of fun. 1073 01:04:43,148 --> 01:04:46,879 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 1074 01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:49,818 Get it! 1075 01:04:51,723 --> 01:04:54,419 (Cindy) Hey. Hi. 1076 01:04:54,492 --> 01:04:57,950 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 1077 01:04:58,029 --> 01:05:01,726 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 1078 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,635 Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime 1079 01:05:04,636 --> 01:05:07,966 you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 1080 01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:11,338 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 1081 01:05:13,378 --> 01:05:17,109 I wrote a new poem. It's called "Broken Moon." 1082 01:05:17,182 --> 01:05:20,618 - Um, it starts... - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 1083 01:05:20,685 --> 01:05:22,744 I wrote it for you. 1084 01:05:22,821 --> 01:05:26,018 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 1085 01:05:26,091 --> 01:05:28,491 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 1086 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,791 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 1087 01:05:31,863 --> 01:05:34,957 Looks like you're the only one. 1088 01:05:35,033 --> 01:05:37,263 Who? Iris? 1089 01:05:37,335 --> 01:05:41,829 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1090 01:05:41,906 --> 01:05:43,965 (Sighs) 1091 01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:47,205 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 1092 01:05:51,116 --> 01:05:53,050 Cindy! 1093 01:05:55,153 --> 01:05:58,452 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 1094 01:05:58,723 --> 01:06:01,556 (Motorcycle approaching, Horn beeping) 1095 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:09,332 - ♪ (RockAnd Roll) ♪ - (Big John) Happy New Year, pal. 1096 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,334 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 1097 01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:14,200 - Clark County! - Big John! 1098 01:06:14,272 --> 01:06:18,834 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 1099 01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:21,811 God, you're an asshole, man. 1100 01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:28,951 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 1101 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:32,114 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 1102 01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:36,923 - Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 1103 01:06:36,995 --> 01:06:42,331 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple, me and my outfit. 1104 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:46,029 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 1105 01:06:46,104 --> 01:06:48,299 You must really miss him. 1106 01:06:50,975 --> 01:06:56,607 I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. 1107 01:06:56,681 --> 01:07:00,242 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 1108 01:07:00,318 --> 01:07:03,048 (Coughs) Very classy. 1109 01:07:03,121 --> 01:07:07,455 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 1110 01:07:07,525 --> 01:07:10,426 (Moaning) 1111 01:07:11,496 --> 01:07:15,159 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1112 01:07:15,233 --> 01:07:19,897 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 1113 01:07:25,510 --> 01:07:30,504 Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 1114 01:07:30,582 --> 01:07:33,983 - (Laughing) - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 1115 01:07:34,052 --> 01:07:38,318 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - Close it, please! 1116 01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,516 Geez! 1117 01:07:40,592 --> 01:07:43,425 (Iris) Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 1118 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,655 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1119 01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:50,633 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're "it" right now. 1120 01:07:50,702 --> 01:07:54,160 (Ronald) Oh... I'm "it", and that's why you're with me. 1121 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,574 Oh. 1122 01:07:57,642 --> 01:08:00,440 No. You won't respect me. 1123 01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:03,571 I respect you. Immensely. 1124 01:08:03,648 --> 01:08:06,674 And intensely. 1125 01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:09,618 - (Moans) You do? - I do. 1126 01:08:09,687 --> 01:08:14,624 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me... 1127 01:08:14,692 --> 01:08:16,626 "in your arms... 1128 01:08:16,694 --> 01:08:19,595 "in a sea of deep blue... 1129 01:08:19,664 --> 01:08:22,690 "together at last, together... 1130 01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,429 - as two." - (Iris) Oh, Ronnie. 1131 01:08:25,503 --> 01:08:29,701 ♪ (New Wave Rock) ♪ 1132 01:08:31,142 --> 01:08:33,872 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1133 01:08:33,945 --> 01:08:38,348 ♪ From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go ♪ 1134 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,512 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines. 1135 01:08:42,587 --> 01:08:45,852 No shit? Are you new here? 1136 01:08:45,924 --> 01:08:48,654 Uh-huh. I Just transferred. 1137 01:08:48,726 --> 01:08:50,660 Mmm. 1138 01:08:50,728 --> 01:08:52,662 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1139 01:08:52,730 --> 01:08:55,221 ♪ And I'm dancin' with myself... Oh, oh ♪ 1140 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:57,530 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1141 01:08:57,602 --> 01:09:01,368 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1142 01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:04,408 (Big John) Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew. 1143 01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:06,409 ♪ Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh ♪ 1144 01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:10,277 To true friends... and a wild lady. 1145 01:09:10,348 --> 01:09:14,250 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1146 01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,981 ♪ But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by ♪ 1147 01:09:17,055 --> 01:09:19,182 Check it out, Bobby. 1148 01:09:19,257 --> 01:09:23,353 ♪ So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 1149 01:09:23,428 --> 01:09:27,888 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1150 01:09:27,966 --> 01:09:30,730 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1151 01:09:30,802 --> 01:09:33,600 (Quinton) Oh, you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1152 01:09:33,671 --> 01:09:35,161 ♪ Dancin' with myself ♪ 1153 01:09:35,239 --> 01:09:39,175 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1154 01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:42,371 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1155 01:09:42,447 --> 01:09:46,577 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1156 01:09:46,651 --> 01:09:50,644 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1157 01:09:50,722 --> 01:09:53,247 ♪ Ooohhhh... Ooowwww ♪ 1158 01:09:53,324 --> 01:09:56,088 Come on. I don't buy it. 1159 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,720 Cindy? 1160 01:09:58,796 --> 01:10:01,196 Hey, no freakin' way! 1161 01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:07,366 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1162 01:10:07,438 --> 01:10:09,736 or I'll kill you. 1163 01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:16,906 ♪ Well, I looked all over the world ♪ 1164 01:10:16,981 --> 01:10:20,280 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1165 01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:22,285 Bobby! 1166 01:10:22,353 --> 01:10:26,221 ♪ Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink ♪ 1167 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,884 Hi! How are you? 1168 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,622 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance...♪ 1169 01:10:31,696 --> 01:10:34,961 (Laughing) 1170 01:10:35,033 --> 01:10:36,967 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1171 01:10:37,035 --> 01:10:40,436 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1172 01:10:40,505 --> 01:10:42,996 (Bobby) He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1173 01:10:43,074 --> 01:10:45,941 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1174 01:10:46,010 --> 01:10:48,240 (Laughing) 1175 01:10:48,312 --> 01:10:50,678 - (Cindy) Listen! - (Bobby) I'm not gonna put up with it! 1176 01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:52,807 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1177 01:10:52,884 --> 01:10:54,852 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1178 01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:57,854 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1179 01:10:57,922 --> 01:11:00,049 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪ 1180 01:11:00,124 --> 01:11:02,820 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪ - You! 1181 01:11:02,894 --> 01:11:04,885 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself ♪ 1182 01:11:04,962 --> 01:11:08,363 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat... ♪ 1183 01:11:08,433 --> 01:11:11,197 (Record scratches, Music stops) 1184 01:11:11,269 --> 01:11:12,668 You! 1185 01:11:14,705 --> 01:11:17,799 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1186 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:23,040 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1187 01:11:23,114 --> 01:11:28,950 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1188 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:32,012 What a deal, huh? 1189 01:11:32,090 --> 01:11:36,424 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1190 01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:40,194 Oh, God. He bought me. 1191 01:11:40,264 --> 01:11:43,324 And he bought all of you. 1192 01:11:44,435 --> 01:11:48,633 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1193 01:11:48,706 --> 01:11:53,336 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1194 01:11:53,411 --> 01:11:57,211 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1195 01:11:57,281 --> 01:12:00,250 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1196 01:12:00,318 --> 01:12:04,345 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1197 01:12:06,557 --> 01:12:10,857 The dance. That stupid dance! 1198 01:12:10,928 --> 01:12:14,386 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1199 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,725 I mean, at least I got... 1200 01:12:17,802 --> 01:12:20,100 At least I got paid. 1201 01:12:20,938 --> 01:12:22,872 Come on. 1202 01:12:27,512 --> 01:12:30,310 Ricky? John? 1203 01:12:31,582 --> 01:12:33,846 (Clears Throat) 1204 01:12:39,490 --> 01:12:42,584 Get out of my house. 1205 01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:46,892 Uh... Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1206 01:12:46,964 --> 01:12:48,898 Everything is cool, really. 1207 01:12:48,966 --> 01:12:51,696 (Coughs) Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1208 01:12:51,769 --> 01:12:55,637 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1209 01:12:59,944 --> 01:13:01,969 You ready to go? 1210 01:13:02,046 --> 01:13:03,206 (Clears throat) 1211 01:13:03,281 --> 01:13:06,011 - Um... I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1212 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,278 I don't know what you're talking about. 1213 01:13:10,555 --> 01:13:12,955 Happy New Year. 1214 01:13:13,024 --> 01:13:16,152 ♪ (Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne") ♪ 1215 01:13:27,205 --> 01:13:30,333 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1216 01:13:43,654 --> 01:13:46,782 ♪ (Dance music) ♪ 1217 01:14:06,811 --> 01:14:10,110 (Sobbing) 1218 01:14:13,217 --> 01:14:16,550 (Chattering) 1219 01:14:16,621 --> 01:14:19,419 ♪ (Low Rock) ♪ 1220 01:14:26,264 --> 01:14:28,323 All right. 1221 01:14:46,684 --> 01:14:50,620 (Girl) Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways... 1222 01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:02,430 (Chattering) 1223 01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:29,453 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1224 01:15:29,527 --> 01:15:32,428 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1225 01:15:32,496 --> 01:15:36,489 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1226 01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:41,768 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1227 01:15:41,839 --> 01:15:44,000 Look at that. He's been banished! 1228 01:15:44,075 --> 01:15:46,134 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind... 1229 01:15:46,210 --> 01:15:48,872 "Our kind? Their kind?" That's B.S. 1230 01:15:48,946 --> 01:15:53,474 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1231 01:15:53,551 --> 01:15:57,214 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1232 01:15:57,288 --> 01:15:59,313 - Isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1233 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:03,988 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1234 01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:06,663 Incoming! 1235 01:16:10,234 --> 01:16:13,465 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1236 01:16:20,144 --> 01:16:22,612 (Laughing) 1237 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:27,140 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1238 01:16:27,218 --> 01:16:30,312 (Laughter) 1239 01:16:39,797 --> 01:16:41,924 Incoming! 1240 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:49,465 (Laughs) It's the nerd-mobile. 1241 01:16:50,908 --> 01:16:53,536 (Patty) Yeah, right... on automatic pilot. 1242 01:16:53,611 --> 01:16:56,546 (Barbara) Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1243 01:16:56,614 --> 01:16:58,639 in the spaz-mobile. 1244 01:16:58,716 --> 01:17:01,205 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I 1245 01:17:01,206 --> 01:17:04,120 knew got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1246 01:17:10,261 --> 01:17:13,458 - (Whirring) - (Chattering) 1247 01:17:21,772 --> 01:17:23,967 (Boy #1) Okay, this is my high score. 1248 01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,906 (Boy #2) Dave, you can beat me! 1249 01:17:25,976 --> 01:17:27,967 (Laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1250 01:17:33,050 --> 01:17:36,281 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1251 01:17:39,657 --> 01:17:42,649 You think this is easy for me? 1252 01:17:44,829 --> 01:17:50,597 (Exhales) I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1253 01:17:50,668 --> 01:17:54,536 But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1254 01:17:56,207 --> 01:17:58,471 Aaah! 1255 01:17:58,542 --> 01:18:01,875 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1256 01:18:01,946 --> 01:18:03,436 Go... 1257 01:18:03,514 --> 01:18:06,677 - Kenneth... - You shit on my house! 1258 01:18:11,055 --> 01:18:13,148 You shit on my house. 1259 01:18:13,224 --> 01:18:15,385 I know, Kenneth. 1260 01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:19,520 (Sobbing) I know. 1261 01:18:27,471 --> 01:18:31,771 The quiz will cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1262 01:18:31,842 --> 01:18:34,640 to the spinalis thoracis. 1263 01:18:34,712 --> 01:18:35,660 - (Cheerleaders) T... U... C... - It will consist of 1264 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:39,115 Fifteen multiple choices and five mini-essays. 1265 01:18:39,183 --> 01:18:42,084 - S... O... N. - Your score will then account... 1266 01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:45,485 - T... U... C... S... O... N. - For 20 % of your final grade. 1267 01:18:45,556 --> 01:18:47,490 Good luck. 1268 01:18:47,558 --> 01:18:50,857 (Chattering) 1269 01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,889 Hi, Cindy. 1270 01:19:01,939 --> 01:19:05,534 (School bell dinging) 1271 01:19:24,895 --> 01:19:27,989 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1272 01:19:28,065 --> 01:19:31,091 But I have to talk to you. 1273 01:19:31,168 --> 01:19:34,934 I realize what a jerk I became. 1274 01:19:37,374 --> 01:19:41,504 All I ever did was think about you, 1275 01:19:41,579 --> 01:19:45,208 dream about being part of your life. 1276 01:19:45,282 --> 01:19:47,216 (Exhales) 1277 01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:50,753 And then I got that stupid idea. 1278 01:19:50,821 --> 01:19:53,483 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1279 01:19:53,557 --> 01:19:55,525 (Toilet flushes) 1280 01:19:56,961 --> 01:20:02,399 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1281 01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:04,696 - You morally depraved psycho! - (Ronald) Ow! 1282 01:20:04,768 --> 01:20:07,828 Detention... one month! 1283 01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,731 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1284 01:20:11,809 --> 01:20:13,743 Thanks. 1285 01:20:20,184 --> 01:20:23,278 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1286 01:20:23,354 --> 01:20:27,688 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1287 01:20:28,459 --> 01:20:30,427 Chuckie Miller, right? 1288 01:20:30,494 --> 01:20:33,588 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1289 01:20:33,664 --> 01:20:36,827 "Boy?" I see no boy here! 1290 01:20:39,036 --> 01:20:42,005 (Coughs) 1291 01:20:42,072 --> 01:20:44,097 You think you shut me up? 1292 01:20:44,174 --> 01:20:47,302 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1293 01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:52,710 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1294 01:20:55,753 --> 01:21:00,315 (Whispering calculations) 1295 01:21:09,199 --> 01:21:11,861 - (Knocking) - (Mom) Cynthia? 1296 01:21:11,935 --> 01:21:14,096 (Knocking continues) 1297 01:21:14,171 --> 01:21:17,004 Cindy? 1298 01:21:17,074 --> 01:21:20,441 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1299 01:21:20,511 --> 01:21:22,945 (Sighs) 1300 01:21:23,013 --> 01:21:25,277 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1301 01:21:25,349 --> 01:21:30,309 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1302 01:21:34,024 --> 01:21:37,824 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1303 01:21:37,895 --> 01:21:40,989 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named... 1304 01:21:41,065 --> 01:21:42,999 Ronald, is that you? 1305 01:21:43,067 --> 01:21:45,661 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1306 01:21:45,736 --> 01:21:49,433 Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1307 01:21:49,506 --> 01:21:51,440 (Exhales) 1308 01:21:51,508 --> 01:21:53,976 Mom, what'd he say? 1309 01:21:54,044 --> 01:21:55,978 First, he's a geek. 1310 01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:59,982 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1311 01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,984 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1312 01:22:02,052 --> 01:22:05,852 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1313 01:22:05,923 --> 01:22:10,019 Who says? Hmm? 1314 01:22:12,229 --> 01:22:14,288 (Lawn mower engine whirring) 1315 01:22:22,339 --> 01:22:27,003 - ♪ (Ronald singing loudly, indistinct) ♪ - (Lawn mower engine continues) 1316 01:22:34,284 --> 01:22:36,343 Oh, my God! 1317 01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:39,355 Pow! 1318 01:22:40,991 --> 01:22:42,925 (Cindy) Would you stop it? 1319 01:22:42,993 --> 01:22:45,052 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1320 01:22:45,129 --> 01:22:48,155 Listen, all right? Hold on! Just turn it off! 1321 01:22:48,232 --> 01:22:52,635 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1322 01:22:52,703 --> 01:22:54,796 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1323 01:22:54,872 --> 01:22:56,806 - (Panting) I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1324 01:22:56,874 --> 01:22:59,308 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1325 01:22:59,376 --> 01:23:02,402 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1326 01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,971 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1327 01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:08,813 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1328 01:23:10,754 --> 01:23:16,249 Cindy, Just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1329 01:23:18,929 --> 01:23:22,626 Oh! You t... You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1330 01:23:24,334 --> 01:23:29,966 But see... I realized you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality. 1331 01:23:31,508 --> 01:23:34,238 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1332 01:23:36,346 --> 01:23:40,908 And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1333 01:23:42,653 --> 01:23:46,851 Cindy... Oh, Cindy. 1334 01:23:46,924 --> 01:23:50,382 I was Just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1335 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:55,796 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1336 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,934 (Exhales) 1337 01:24:01,038 --> 01:24:02,972 Okay. 1338 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,032 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1339 01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:08,703 I'll come back at 11:00. 1340 01:24:10,747 --> 01:24:15,411 I'll be washing my hair... out of the country. 1341 01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:17,453 That's my favorite one. 1342 01:24:17,521 --> 01:24:19,955 (Laughs weakly) 1343 01:24:23,594 --> 01:24:26,620 (Starts, stops lawn mower) 1344 01:24:26,697 --> 01:24:29,598 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1345 01:24:36,073 --> 01:24:38,268 (Sighs) Is that right? 1346 01:24:38,342 --> 01:24:40,833 - Good Job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1347 01:24:46,550 --> 01:24:50,782 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1348 01:24:50,854 --> 01:24:53,584 Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way! 1349 01:24:53,657 --> 01:24:56,956 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1350 01:24:57,027 --> 01:25:01,123 No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. 1351 01:25:01,198 --> 01:25:04,964 Kenneth "Worm Man" is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1352 01:25:05,035 --> 01:25:08,163 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1353 01:25:08,238 --> 01:25:10,468 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1354 01:25:10,540 --> 01:25:12,474 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1355 01:25:13,710 --> 01:25:16,270 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1356 01:25:16,346 --> 01:25:19,577 - Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math. 1357 01:25:19,650 --> 01:25:22,813 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1358 01:25:22,886 --> 01:25:25,076 You better get back to your own side, 1359 01:25:25,077 --> 01:25:27,823 or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1360 01:25:27,891 --> 01:25:31,156 Would you guys do something? 1361 01:25:36,066 --> 01:25:39,467 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1362 01:25:39,536 --> 01:25:42,300 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1363 01:25:42,372 --> 01:25:44,306 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1364 01:25:44,374 --> 01:25:47,036 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1365 01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:49,704 Let go. 1366 01:25:51,048 --> 01:25:53,881 Now! 1367 01:25:58,422 --> 01:26:00,481 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1368 01:26:00,557 --> 01:26:04,391 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1369 01:26:04,461 --> 01:26:09,728 and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way. 1370 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,361 We were all friends then, remember? 1371 01:26:13,437 --> 01:26:16,031 And now you want to end his life... 1372 01:26:16,106 --> 01:26:19,837 because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1373 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:24,540 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1374 01:26:24,614 --> 01:26:28,983 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1375 01:26:29,052 --> 01:26:31,953 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1376 01:26:32,022 --> 01:26:35,822 But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody. 1377 01:26:37,094 --> 01:26:41,531 He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1378 01:26:41,598 --> 01:26:45,261 "Cools," "Nerds," "Your side," "My side." 1379 01:26:45,335 --> 01:26:49,897 Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself. 1380 01:26:59,950 --> 01:27:02,248 It's all right. 1381 01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:18,494 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1382 01:27:35,018 --> 01:27:37,384 (Cheers, applause) 1383 01:28:13,123 --> 01:28:16,058 (Engine off) 1384 01:28:18,328 --> 01:28:20,990 This should cover it. 1385 01:28:32,576 --> 01:28:34,567 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1386 01:28:34,644 --> 01:28:36,976 Yeah, me too. 1387 01:28:37,047 --> 01:28:38,981 (Car horn honking) 1388 01:28:39,049 --> 01:28:41,176 (Patty) You ready? 1389 01:28:41,251 --> 01:28:43,185 Come on. Let's go. 1390 01:28:43,253 --> 01:28:45,244 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1391 01:28:45,322 --> 01:28:47,256 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1392 01:28:48,992 --> 01:28:52,086 (Chattering) 1393 01:29:07,577 --> 01:29:09,602 Hi, Ronnie. 1394 01:29:16,319 --> 01:29:20,221 - All right! Take a chance! - Whoo-hoo! 1395 01:29:38,942 --> 01:29:41,570 (Cindy) Ronald! 1396 01:29:42,612 --> 01:29:44,546 Ronald! 1397 01:29:48,018 --> 01:29:50,452 - Go for it! - Donald! 1398 01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:55,848 (Laughing) 1399 01:29:56,893 --> 01:29:58,986 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1400 01:29:59,062 --> 01:30:01,292 - (Laughing) - Whoo! 1401 01:30:01,364 --> 01:30:03,855 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1402 01:30:03,934 --> 01:30:06,732 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1403 01:30:06,803 --> 01:30:09,465 Okay, I'm asking you in advance. Will you go to the prom with me? 1404 01:30:09,539 --> 01:30:12,906 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1405 01:30:12,976 --> 01:30:15,206 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1406 01:30:15,278 --> 01:30:18,441 - Oh, it's a must. - Definitely. (Laughs) 1407 01:30:18,515 --> 01:30:21,848 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1408 01:30:21,918 --> 01:30:23,852 ♪ Love ♪ 1409 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:27,253 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1410 01:30:27,324 --> 01:30:29,952 ♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪ 1411 01:30:30,026 --> 01:30:32,756 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 1412 01:30:32,829 --> 01:30:35,320 ♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪ 1413 01:30:35,398 --> 01:30:38,265 ♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪ 1414 01:30:38,335 --> 01:30:41,031 ♪ 'Cause I don't care too much for money ♪ 1415 01:30:41,104 --> 01:30:43,732 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 1416 01:30:43,807 --> 01:30:46,367 ♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪ 1417 01:30:46,443 --> 01:30:49,310 ♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪ 1418 01:30:49,379 --> 01:30:51,813 ♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪ 1419 01:30:51,881 --> 01:30:54,873 ♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪ 1420 01:30:54,951 --> 01:30:57,681 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1421 01:30:57,754 --> 01:30:59,688 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 1422 01:30:59,756 --> 01:31:03,123 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1423 01:31:03,193 --> 01:31:05,127 ♪ Everybody tells me so ♪ 1424 01:31:05,195 --> 01:31:08,926 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1425 01:31:08,999 --> 01:31:11,661 ♪ No, no, no... no ♪ 1426 01:31:11,735 --> 01:31:14,499 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 1427 01:31:14,571 --> 01:31:17,369 ♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪ 1428 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:20,102 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 1429 01:31:20,176 --> 01:31:22,974 ♪ That money just can't buy ♪ 1430 01:31:23,046 --> 01:31:25,913 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1431 01:31:25,982 --> 01:31:28,644 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 1432 01:31:28,718 --> 01:31:30,777 ♪ Owwww ♪ 1433 01:31:46,069 --> 01:31:49,698 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1434 01:31:49,773 --> 01:31:51,707 ♪ Everybody tells me so ♪ 1435 01:31:51,775 --> 01:31:55,302 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1436 01:31:55,378 --> 01:31:58,040 ♪ No, no, no... no ♪ 1437 01:31:58,114 --> 01:32:00,878 ♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪ 1438 01:32:00,950 --> 01:32:03,680 ♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪ 1439 01:32:03,753 --> 01:32:06,517 ♪ Tell me that you want the kind of things ♪ 1440 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,490 ♪ That money just can't buy ♪ 1441 01:32:09,559 --> 01:32:12,153 ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪ 1442 01:32:12,228 --> 01:32:14,594 ♪ Money can't buy me love ♪ 1443 01:32:14,664 --> 01:32:17,929 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1444 01:32:18,001 --> 01:32:19,935 ♪ Love ♪ 1445 01:32:20,003 --> 01:32:23,370 ♪ Can't buy me love ♪ 1446 01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:26,466 ♪ Ohh ♪