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♪ Can't buy me love ♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Can't buy me love ♪
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♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪
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♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪
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♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪
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♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ♪
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♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
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♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪
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♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪
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♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪
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♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪
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♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
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♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
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♪ Can't buy me love ♪
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♪ Everybody tells me so ♪
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♪ Can't buy me love ♪
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♪ No, no, no... no ♪
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♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪
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♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you.
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- ♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
- (Engine approaching)
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♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
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(Girl shrieks)
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My hair is such a mess!
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What about my clothes?
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- Yuck. Girls.
- (Girls chattering)
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- We're so bad.
- We're so cool.
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Mess with us, you'd be a fool.
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- Um, we've got the school...
- No.
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We've got the teams.
We've got the class.
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- Uh, uh...
- But on the field, we'll kick your ass!
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- Hi, girls.
- My mom's gonna freak.
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She is.
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Hi, guys!
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Wait 'til you see this
new dress Cindy bought!
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- It is to die for!
- You're gonna love 'em!
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- My credit card, please.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Here they are.
In my pocket. There.
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Cindy, I thought I said
only the Neiman Marcus card.
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But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday.
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Cindy, this is what I'm
talking about... responsibility.
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Honey, you're a senior now.
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Why can't you be more mature
like the Miller boy, huh?
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(Gasps)
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- (Engine backfires)
- That's okay.
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Oh, Mother. Get serious.
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- "Get serious"?
- Wipe out!
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Oh!
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♪ No, no, no... no ♪
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♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪
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♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪
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♪ Tell me that you want
the kind of things ♪
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♪ That money just can't buy ♪
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♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
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♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
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- ♪ Can't buy me love ♪
- Chuckie.
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- ♪ Love ♪
- Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house.
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- It's dangerous. Now, get down.
- Oh!
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Listen, I think that the girls are gonna
have a little difficulty with that one...
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- Well, you know...
- step, because of with the arms up...
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I think we should make it a little
harder, so they have a hard time.
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My God, you are such a bitch sometimes.
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No, listen. It doesn't matter
if they know
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the whole routine.
We have to look for rhythm.
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- (Phone ringing)
- That's true. I'll get it!
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(Ringing continues)
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Hello! Cindy Mancini.
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Put on Channel 5!
Bobby's on! Thank you.
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- Are you serious?
- Oh, my gosh!
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- You gotta be a little homesick.
- It is Bobby.
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- Let me ask you.
- Great.
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What's the one special thing you
miss most about the old hometown?
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- Cindy's name on TV!
- Mind if I get a little personal?
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- Whoo-oo!
- What I really miss the most...
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always made me feel so good
after football practice.
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- You're so lucky, Cindy.
- I miss that hydro massage machine...
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back in the old high school gym.
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Well, the old high school misses you too,
Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes.
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- Stocky Jones...
- Cindy.
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Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on.
I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Football and everything.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Look, we're late, okay? Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Go! (Giggles)
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(Engine revving)
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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- And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- (Whistle blows)
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- ♪ (Dance Pop) ♪
- One, two and four.
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- (Girl) Whoo!
- ♪ I can't take this anymore ♪
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Hit seven, hit eight.
All right! Ha, ha!
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Okay, good stuff!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, eight.
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- Come on, you guys. Come on!
- (Whistle blows)
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Arms up. Yes!
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Whoo! All right. Lookin'good.
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Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
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Hey, Ronald! Thought you were
gonna meet me in the library.
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Buy your telescope yet?
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You better soon, or you're
gonna miss the sale.
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A thousand dollars is
grand larceny as it is.
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- What? Are you worried about the capital outlay?
- No, I was Just thinking...
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about the cool clique?
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Why would you be thinking about them?
They're certainly not conscious of us.
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That's my point. Wouldn't you
like to hang with them?
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You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's
lawn for what? Five years?
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I bet she doesn't even know your name.
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You got a crush on Cindy?
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- Huh?
- No.
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Well, most living organisms do,
but she's way out of our league.
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- She's even out of their league.
- Okay, freeze! Good!
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All right. Looked good, both of you.
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- It's fun.
- Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself.
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Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini.
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- Lookin' good.
- Thank you.
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Like I knew you would.
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- Why don't you take a shower, Quint?
- A cold one.
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- Yeah, definitely.
- Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah.
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- All-State this year, no question.
- No question!
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(Whispers) Tell 'em about the party.
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Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school
party at my place.
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- Cool!
- I'm there.
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I'm thrilled.
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Check it out, dudes.
New recruits.
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Being a senior's gonna
be a beautiful thing.
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I can taste it now, man.
Hold my pad.
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This is supposed to be the
biggest year of our lives.
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The prom, parties, homecoming.
We're supposed to have memories.
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Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
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Yearbook committee, video parlor,
card games on Saturday nights.
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Cards are for retards. (Laughs)
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
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We do have a lot of great memories.
But be honest.
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Wouldn't you like to be popular?
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And have to be in a clique? No!
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What happened to us? We were
all friends in elementary.
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That's because we were all forced
to be in the same room together.
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But, hey, Junior high, high school.
Forget it.
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Jocks became Jocks.
Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.
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We became us.
I like us.
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- (Mimicking) "I like us."
- I do.
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I Just think it would be more fun to
party with those guys our senior year.
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- Go to the games.
- We go to all the games.
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We sit in the visiting section,
Kenneth, at our own school.
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(Chattering)
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(Woman) I told you and told you.
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- Mom!
- Where have you been?
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Now there's the answer, buddy.
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If you want to be popular,
you get one of those...
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(Gears grinding)
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And you get one of those.
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Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred
wouldn't buy the wheel.
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- You can rent 'em, you know.
- Yeah.
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♪ Come on a safari with me
Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out ♪
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♪ Some honeys will be makin'the scene ♪
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♪ I've loaded up my woody
with the boards on top ♪
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- ♪ And I put on my faded blue jeans ♪
- Looks, um, clean, Dad.
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- ♪ Come on, baby Wait and see ♪
- Oh, thank you, son.
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You know, anytime you want to borrow this
little beauty for a night on the town,
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it's yours.
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Thanks. (Clears throat)
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- ♪ Let's go surfin'now ♪
- You missed a spot, Dad.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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(Doorbell ringing)
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Mother! Whoa!
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Beauty runs in this family,
and it runs fast.
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Rock? Oh, I see you've met
my little baby.
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Baby? I thought she was your little sister.
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Oh, Rock. Mother.
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Mom? Can I borrow your
suede outfit tonight?
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Cindy, I said no.
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(Whispers) Okay.
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I'll take care of big sister.
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Oh. Isn't he a hunk?
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Good word, Mom.
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(Car door closes, Engine starts)
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Oh, yes!
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- ♪ (Dance Rock) ♪
- (Chattering)
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Hi!
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(Boy) Whoa! Come on.
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So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad.
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You know, you girls are
so important to the team.
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- I mean, your help is so crucial between games too.
- Yeah?
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- Keeping our spirits up.
- Great!
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- What can I do to help?
- Oh.
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(Silverware clatters)
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Ronald? Not at the table, please.
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So have you saved up enough money?
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Yeah, Fifteen hundred dollars!
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Yeah, I mowed 331 miles
of grass this summer.
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That's $4.54 per mile.
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Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story.
"My Life On A Mower."
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- (Chuckie sighs)
- How much is the microscope?
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- Telescope.
- Oh, well.
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It's $1,000, and it's on sale.
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Then I'm gonna deposit the rest
in a money market account.
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I'm proud of you, son.
You worked, you earned, you saved.
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You ask. Hey, big Dave.
How 'bout, uh,
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spottin' me a 20 to purchase
some necessities?
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- Why? What's up, son?
- Preschool Jam session at Julie's.
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Okay. And what about you, Ronald?
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You got any back-to-school parties lined up?
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Yeah, the Saturday night card game.
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Ooh! Cards with the 'tards.
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- (Groans) Smack him.
- Hey, bro, I'm only kidding.
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I mean, who could beat a night
of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
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(Laughing)
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Well, guys, read 'em and weep.
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- (Laughs)
- (Sighs)
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(Exhales) Your deal.
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(Crickets chirping)
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Ronald! Your deal.
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(Chips clattering)
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Let's do something different.
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What do you mean?
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We've been playing poker for two years.
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Let's play another game.
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Dealer's choice.
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Hearts.
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♪ (Dance Rock) ♪
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- Fran, isn't it?
- Yeah!
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Wow! Wow, can I pet it?
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- I'm sorry. It's dead.
- Ooh, cool outfit!
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Ooh, what a severe suede.
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You guys, it's no big deal.
Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.
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You know, they have fine leathers down there.
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Oh, yeah, the best leathers come
from Rome, Paris and Des Moines.
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I don't remember this. I was
Just in your closet yesterday.
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Um, I probably had it somewhere else.
I don't know.
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Hey, Fran, do you wanna
go mingle a little bit?
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My mom won't let me near suede.
It's too hard to clean.
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Yeah, I know.
My mom feels the same way.
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Did I tell any of you girls
about my many scholarship offers?
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- Mm-hmm.
- (Boy) Hey, John boy!
239
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,949
- Yeah! Quint! Hi!
- John!
240
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:42,509
Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon.
241
00:13:42,587 --> 00:13:46,353
- (Whispers) Oh, my God.
- Don't worry. It's only wine.
242
00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:49,120
Just rub some salt on it.
It'll come out.
243
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,626
Oh, oh.
244
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,724
I mean, it's not like I ruined it.
245
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:07,341
(Sighs)
246
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,346
Oh.
247
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,350
Damn it.
248
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:27,394
Now, for the same price, I can
sell you this 5-inch telescope.
249
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:30,491
- Oh, it's only 5 inches.
- Well, it has an optical inverter.
250
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,866
- Hmm.
- Take a look. Take a look.
251
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:36,304
It gives you an erect image
rather than upside-down.
252
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:44,281
Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes!
253
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,544
I see the erection.
254
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,898
I'll be right back.
255
00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:11,806
I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald.
256
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:15,403
Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss.
I really do.
257
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,177
But we have a policy of no exchanges,
258
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:23,346
especially after a garment
has been marinated in Ripple?
259
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:26,356
All right, now, I will
compromise, all right?
260
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:29,757
Um, I, I will work here after
school and on weekends...
261
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,730
Would you listen to me? I will work
here after school and on weekends,
262
00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:37,598
and all you need to do is give me
a replacement outfit as an advance.
263
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,933
- Listen, honey.
- What?
264
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,063
I'll repeat your alternatives one last time.
265
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:46,076
You can keep your outfit and
dye the rest of it cranberry.
266
00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:49,443
- Or you can purchase a new one.
- (Sighs)
267
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:54,110
Would you please help me?
I will do anything.
268
00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:58,986
- (Sobs)
- Tsk. It's not that bad.
269
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:37,160
- What are you talking about? Are you high?
- I want to rent you.
270
00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:39,196
You want to "rent me?"
271
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,563
Yeah. You pretend you like me, and
we go out for just a few weeks...
272
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,568
and that will make me popular.
273
00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,595
Just going out with me is
not gonna make you popular.
274
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:51,801
Well, I have $1,000 that says it will.
275
00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,936
I think you've mowed one too many lawns.
276
00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,449
You're right.
277
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,041
Tsk.
278
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:05,522
I believe we have decided against
purchasing the outfit.
279
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,138
Donald!
280
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,646
Oh! You made it!
281
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,982
- I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me.
- Mellow out, Donald.
282
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:40,081
I said 8:05. I'm here, right?
Relax, anyway. It's only school.
283
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,718
Yeah, well, this is not
my average opening day.
284
00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,728
I'm about to walk the cool hallway.
285
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,730
- I usually go the long route through the library.
- Would you ease up?
286
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:49,266
I mean, I'm the one who's gonna
have to hold a press conference...
287
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,268
- when we're seen together, right?
- Right.
288
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,998
Okay, now let's get this deal
straight one more time.
289
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,303
Um, we only pretend to hang, right?
Uh, no hand holding, no kissing!
290
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,309
And I get my lunch hour off.
291
00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:02,346
That's not our deal. I need
more return on my investment.
292
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,881
Well, there's no way I'm
holding your hand in public.
293
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:09,352
- I mowed 286 miles for you.
- Okay, one lunch.
294
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,980
There are five days in a school week.
295
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:15,150
- All right, Donald, two lunches.
- Three lunches.
296
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,387
- And the pep rally on Friday.
- Four lunches. That's it!
297
00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,863
Okay, deal. Now, Just remember,
298
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,423
this is our sworn secret
for life or longer.
299
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,129
- You promise.
- Yeah, yeah. I promise.
300
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,195
Anyway, how bad could it be, right?
It's only for one week.
301
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,606
No, no, it's one month.
One month.
302
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,610
Yeah, I know. Okay, one month.
303
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:36,169
- Okay.
- Okay.
304
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:39,705
Now if I'm gonna do this for one day,
we have to do something about your style.
305
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:42,844
I mean, it's like nonexistent.
Okay? Take off that hat.
306
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,912
(Can hissing)
307
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:50,154
And... rub that in. (Sighs)
308
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:53,288
Okay, um, take off those glasses.
309
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:56,094
Here you go.
310
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,694
Let me take a look at you. (Grunts)
311
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,762
(Sighs) Nope. Turn around.
312
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:05,775
(Whispers) Oh, sh...
313
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:09,006
Okay, here you go. Your sleeve.
314
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,640
- (Chuckles)
- Don't worry about it. You look fine.
315
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,650
Turn around and back up.
316
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,313
- Yes, yes, big improvement.
- Yes.
317
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,219
Okay, Donald, we're ready.
318
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,281
- Oh, Cindy, one last thing.
- Yeah?
319
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,884
My name is Ronald, not Donald.
320
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,022
- Let's do it.
- That's right. Let's do it.
321
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,032
Should I put my collar up?
322
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,240
- Hey, dude!
- Hey, man.
323
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:40,744
(Girls laughing)
324
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,905
(Girl) Really?
325
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,415
(Boy) What's happenin', homes?
326
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,977
(John) If we win a basketball trophy,
put it down there.
327
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,987
- We want ours to be all alone.
- Man, look at...
328
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:54,286
- Who's the dick with ears?
- Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy.
329
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,293
- I don't get it.
- It must be for charity.
330
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,991
- I think that's Ronald Miller.
- No way!
331
00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,226
It must be a... transfer.
332
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,235
Wrong, and I think I'm puking.
333
00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:07,794
Hi, Pats, Barb.
334
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,069
- Um, you all know Ronnie.
- Yeah, I think.
335
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,736
Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn?
336
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:17,804
Yes, and you have the nicest
pair of rhododendrons in town.
337
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,042
Rhoda who?
338
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,914
- Dendrons.
- I'll see you guys in Home Ec.
339
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,418
Okay?
340
00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:27,752
- What did he say?
- I don't care.
341
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,726
Dig on his shirt.
342
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:34,659
Well, class, any interesting
experiments this summer?
343
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:38,065
Uh, yeah, well, uh, I
grew spores and fungi...
344
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,503
in my parents' refrigerator this summer.
345
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,268
Now he's homeless.
346
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:46,742
- How come you didn't meet me in the library?
- Sorry. I forgot.
347
00:20:46,811 --> 00:20:48,745
First day and all.
348
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:54,149
- What's with the weird outfit?
- Um, it's a designer original.
349
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:58,450
- Yeah, how's the new telescope?
- Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet.
350
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,822
A thousand dollars is a great
deal to part with, and I don't...
351
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:05,886
Mr. Miller, you seem quite
talkative this morning.
352
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:09,660
Why don't you recite the bones of
the upper appendicular skeleton?
353
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:13,261
- Ooh!
- (Laughing)
354
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:17,535
- All 64.
- (Sighs)
355
00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:22,443
- (Sizzling)
- (Chattering)
356
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,247
- (Gulps, burps)
- Oh, God, John.
357
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,948
You are such a pig.
358
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:34,924
- God.
- Well...
359
00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:39,895
since you guys are all wimping out,
I'll get to the main issue here.
360
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:44,060
Cindy, what were you doing
with the lawn boy?
361
00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:46,763
- We're friends.
- Since when?
362
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,329
Excuse me, Cindy.
"Friends?" Come on.
363
00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:52,501
Well, what about Bobby?
364
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,910
Yeah, come on. We Just want
some answers, all right?
365
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,175
Guys, why don't you take
a look at my forehead?
366
00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:00,649
Do you see a sign that says "Information"?
367
00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:03,653
- Ooh!
- I didn't think so.
368
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:07,122
- Girl!
- Taste, please.
369
00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,472
Hey, come on!
370
00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:26,776
(Laughing)
371
00:22:29,213 --> 00:22:31,909
(Chattering)
372
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:46,196
I know that lunch was part of our deal,
but I didn't think it meant the same table.
373
00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:50,166
Well, I thought it would
be a little more believable.
374
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:55,171
- Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat.
- Yes.
375
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,772
Aren't you in the wrong section?
376
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,471
Losers are to the left.
377
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,810
Then I guess you'll be making a right.
378
00:23:05,249 --> 00:23:07,513
That's the asshole section.
379
00:23:10,721 --> 00:23:14,589
(Exhales) Thanks.
380
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,593
Yeah.
381
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,295
Oh! You need a map, John?
382
00:23:20,364 --> 00:23:22,484
We've only been sitting at
that table for three years.
383
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,162
Well, look. That wimp ass Miller
is parked in our zone.
384
00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:27,761
Lighten up. How bad could he be?
385
00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:30,238
He's with Cindy. Come on.
386
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:35,001
You all know Ronnie?
387
00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,673
Yeah, we were in, uh,
6th grade together.
388
00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:40,114
Uh, but I haven't seen him since then.
389
00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:42,152
(Chuckles)
390
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:48,591
I read in the paper that you and Ricky
will probably make all-county,
391
00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:50,627
maybe even All-State this season.
392
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,186
- Oh, really? You go to the game?
- Every one.
393
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:55,698
- I never seen ya there.
- I have.
394
00:23:55,766 --> 00:23:58,234
You sit in the visiting
section, don't you?
395
00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:01,829
- (Laughing)
- Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.
396
00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:04,466
- It's psychological warfare.
- Yeah!
397
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,806
I almost got my butt kicked three times.
398
00:24:06,877 --> 00:24:09,471
- I'll bet.
- Now that's school spirit.
399
00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:11,208
- Risking your life for the team.
- Yeah.
400
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:15,912
- I guess.
- Yeah.
401
00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:23,688
Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in
no-man's land, and he's still alive.
402
00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:25,695
What does he think he's doing, Kenneth?
403
00:24:25,763 --> 00:24:27,883
- He must be helping them with their homework.
- Yeah.
404
00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:30,423
First morning in school, homework?
Sure, Ken.
405
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:35,063
(Chattering)
406
00:24:40,911 --> 00:24:42,845
♪ (New Wave Rock) ♪
407
00:24:42,913 --> 00:24:45,177
- Great.
- Oh!
408
00:24:45,249 --> 00:24:49,310
God, if my blood sugar level was any lower,
I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
409
00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:52,379
No problem.
I stop here every day anyway.
410
00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:55,084
- Why didn't you eat lunch?
- I don't know.
411
00:24:55,159 --> 00:24:58,253
I guess I Just get nervous
around those guys.
412
00:24:58,329 --> 00:25:00,263
- Hi.
- Hi.
413
00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:03,300
- Hi, Cindy.
- John.
414
00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,995
Now is your chance.
Okay, why don't you go over there...
415
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,231
and invite them to come
over here and join us, okay?
416
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,297
- Good idea.
- Okay.
417
00:25:10,374 --> 00:25:12,899
Okay.
418
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:17,414
- Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me.
- Whoo!
419
00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:20,416
All right. Whoo!
420
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:23,786
- Come on. Don't.
- Man!
421
00:25:23,854 --> 00:25:26,345
- Oh, come on, you guys.
- Give me that.
422
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,790
Dude. Thanks, Ron.
423
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:31,521
(Laughing)
424
00:25:31,595 --> 00:25:36,464
- (Laughing, chattering)
- It's okay.
425
00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:43,499
(Mom) Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6.
426
00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:46,975
- Hey! Different outfit, Ron.
- Thanks, Dad.
427
00:25:47,044 --> 00:25:49,171
Hey, honey, how's that new microscope?
428
00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:51,680
It's a tele... (Clears Throat)
429
00:25:51,749 --> 00:25:53,910
I decided to wait for the
big Columbus Day sale.
430
00:25:53,984 --> 00:25:56,976
- Where ya off to?
- I'm going to a party...
431
00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,147
at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini.
432
00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:02,021
- Cindy Mancini?
- Mm-hmm.
433
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:05,187
- Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders?
- Yes.
434
00:26:05,262 --> 00:26:09,255
Most beautiful girl in the
history of this county.
435
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,996
Mm-hmm. That's her.
Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt.
436
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:17,200
"Bolt?" Something stinks in suburbia.
437
00:26:17,274 --> 00:26:21,210
- Hey.
- ♪ Secret agent man, Secret agent man ♪
438
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,446
(Sighs)
439
00:26:25,516 --> 00:26:28,349
- (Mom) Who is it?
- Ronald.
440
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:32,719
- Oh, Ronald?
- Yes, ma'am.
441
00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:36,089
Um, did I...
Did I forget to pay you last week?
442
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,253
Oh, no, ma'am.
I'm here to pick up Cindy.
443
00:26:38,329 --> 00:26:40,763
- Cindy?
- Yes, ma'am. Your daughter.
444
00:26:40,831 --> 00:26:42,765
- (Footfalls approaching)
- Cindy!
445
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,927
- Here she is.
- Uh-huh. Bye.
446
00:26:46,003 --> 00:26:49,150
Cindy, I didn't get a chance
to say good-bye to your mother.
447
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,100
She'll get over it.
448
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:56,376
- Is something the matter?
- Yes, there's something the matter!
449
00:26:56,447 --> 00:27:00,281
Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some
sort of mechanized transportation.
450
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:05,015
I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice
night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks.
451
00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:07,023
I am not going on a nature walk.
452
00:27:07,091 --> 00:27:09,958
I can't believe I let you
negotiate a Saturday night.
453
00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:12,154
I mean, what? We had
lunch all week together.
454
00:27:12,229 --> 00:27:15,130
I stood near you in the hall.
I even took you out for pizza!
455
00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:17,633
And I waved to you
at the game yesterday.
456
00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:21,432
I mean, Saturday night
was not part of our deal.
457
00:27:21,505 --> 00:27:23,905
Bobby hasn't called?
458
00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:28,570
I don't think that's any
of your business.
459
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,580
(Car door closes)
460
00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:36,248
Cindy, here Bobby was a
big-time football star.
461
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,120
But there he's Just a freshman
tryin' to make it.
462
00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:44,286
I'm sure he's thinking about you.
463
00:27:44,361 --> 00:27:47,353
(Sighs) I'm sorry.
464
00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:50,889
Sorry? Hey, I'm the one
that forgot my dad's car.
465
00:27:50,968 --> 00:27:55,701
It's Just that I haven't had that many
dates in the last 16, say, 17 years.
466
00:27:55,773 --> 00:27:57,764
- (Laughs)
- (Engine starts)
467
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,538
So what do you think of
this suit, huh? Elegant?
468
00:28:00,611 --> 00:28:03,671
Gaudy? (Laughs)
469
00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:08,980
What's a two word phrase
for late and inconsiderate?
470
00:28:09,053 --> 00:28:13,956
Oh, oh, oh! I got it.
Uh, Ronald Miller.
471
00:28:14,024 --> 00:28:16,822
- (Laughs)
- Hysterical. He'll be here.
472
00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:19,988
Yeah, he's probably havin'
a late lunch with Cindy.
473
00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:23,465
The least he could have done
is drop off the dip and chips.
474
00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:25,559
The cold brew is just not the same.
475
00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:30,164
So what's the real reason
why they call you Big John?
476
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:32,232
- (Laughs) Well, how about I show you?
- (Laughs)
477
00:28:32,309 --> 00:28:34,243
- Hey, great game, Big John.
- Oh, thanks.
478
00:28:34,311 --> 00:28:36,245
- Hey.
- So...
479
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:39,009
Um, you brought Cindy here?
480
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:44,578
No... Yes... Well, we came from
her house together, so, yeah.
481
00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:47,647
- Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew?
- Sure, you got an A & W?
482
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,920
(Laughs) No, you're a funny guy though.
483
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,825
(Both Laughing)
484
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,888
♪ 'Cause you're not to blame
'cause you're not the same ♪
485
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:59,026
- You okay?
- Dude, I got to let it go, man.
486
00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:03,199
I mean, bad. Oh, but there's
no need for panic,
487
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:08,109
because John Richman is a socially
responsible human being.
488
00:29:09,179 --> 00:29:10,908
Hi, Cindy.
489
00:29:10,981 --> 00:29:13,779
- (Whistling)
- Hi.
490
00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:17,184
- Hi.
- People are starting to buy this.
491
00:29:17,254 --> 00:29:22,191
I mean, he went from totally geek
to totally chic.
492
00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:24,352
Mm-hmm. (Laughs)
493
00:29:24,428 --> 00:29:28,091
- What do you think?
- (Chuckles)
494
00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:31,692
(Chattering)
495
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,636
Ronnie, do you want me to give
you a ride home after school?
496
00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:37,230
- Yes, please. Thank you.
- Okay, I'll see you then.
497
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:40,800
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
498
00:29:40,878 --> 00:29:44,746
- How was your weekend?
- It was great. How was yours?
499
00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:48,774
Well, uh, Friday, uh...
500
00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:53,016
I nearly got my face rearranged by a
visiting fan trying to save ya a seat.
501
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:56,719
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
502
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,728
And, hey, Sunday, never
returned any of my calls.
503
00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,128
- Damn. I'm sorry.
- Yeah? For which one?
504
00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:04,065
I said I'm sorry.
Can we please terminate this?
505
00:30:04,134 --> 00:30:06,534
Fine.
506
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:09,471
Hey, hey, Kenneth.
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth!
507
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:12,304
Let's do somethin' this weekend,
just me and you.
508
00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:14,310
Okay, Friday night.
509
00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:17,438
- I can't.
- Saturday.
510
00:30:17,514 --> 00:30:19,482
Well, I was thinkin' more
like Sunday afternoon.
511
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,314
Great. I'll call you
for an appointment.
512
00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:26,948
Oh, great. All right.
I'll see you Sunday.
513
00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:31,961
Yo, gentlemen. Hey!
How's it goin'?
514
00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:34,156
(Laughs)
515
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:38,768
You know, when I offered you a ride home,
it wasn't to get you to wash my car.
516
00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:43,637
- I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it.
- You're a hard worker.
517
00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:45,868
Work's not really my thing.
518
00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:48,275
Cheerleading's hard work.
You do it well.
519
00:30:48,345 --> 00:30:52,611
I guess. But what I mean is
that I don't do much else...
520
00:30:52,683 --> 00:30:54,617
except for shop and hangout.
521
00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:57,552
You can do anything you want.
522
00:30:57,621 --> 00:31:01,387
Anything you put your heart
and your mind into.
523
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:04,723
I believe that.
524
00:31:11,335 --> 00:31:14,270
Um, I'll be right back. Do you want
anything from the kitchen or anything?
525
00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:17,705
- No, thanks.
- Okay.
526
00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:21,244
(Humming)
527
00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:47,670
(Humming)
528
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:52,867
- Here.
- Here.
529
00:31:52,943 --> 00:31:55,741
- (Laughs)
- (Laughs)
530
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,283
(Water running)
531
00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:08,753
"Someday my wish is for him
to hold me in his arms...
532
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,852
"in a sea of deep blue.
533
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:15,296
Together at last, together as two."
534
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:18,391
Oh, that's beautiful.
535
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:22,906
- I didn't know you were a poet.
- No one knows.
536
00:32:22,973 --> 00:32:25,203
Even Bobby?
537
00:32:26,643 --> 00:32:30,579
Thank you for trusting me with these.
538
00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,444
(Water running)
539
00:32:32,516 --> 00:32:36,213
Let's Just keep it between us, okay?
540
00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:38,652
For life or longer?
Promise?
541
00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:43,489
Promise. But you should be
proud of it. You're talented.
542
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,790
And you're drenched.
543
00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:47,558
- Ah!
- (Laughs)
544
00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,623
(Laughing)
545
00:32:50,701 --> 00:32:54,467
- (Grunts)
- (Shrieks, Laughs)
546
00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,336
- You really like this?
- Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential.
547
00:32:57,407 --> 00:32:59,341
- You're sure?
- Yeah!
548
00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:01,343
What am I missing?
549
00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:03,777
I'd like to see those, please.
550
00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,519
Aw! Very cool.
551
00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:15,354
- How much are they?
- Don't worry about it. They're on me.
552
00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:19,521
(Chattering)
553
00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:24,363
(Chattering continues)
554
00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:27,028
(Laughing, chattering)
555
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:29,038
Come on.
556
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,380
(Cindy) I'm starting to get nervous now.
557
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:42,384
- Okay. Bye, Cindy.
- Bye-bye.
558
00:33:42,452 --> 00:33:44,386
Good to see you, honey.
559
00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:46,422
I can't believe you won't
tell me where we're going.
560
00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,424
- What are we doing? Horseback riding?
- Mm-mm.
561
00:33:48,492 --> 00:33:50,426
- A picnic?
- Nope.
562
00:33:50,494 --> 00:33:51,777
Since it's our last official date,
I thought
563
00:33:51,778 --> 00:33:53,088
we could check out one
of my favorite places.
564
00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:55,927
- Well, what's in the box?
- You'll find out.
565
00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:59,560
- Okay.
- Trust me! It'll be fun.
566
00:33:59,636 --> 00:34:02,833
- (Engine revving)
- Aah! Aah!
567
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,884
Okay, let me guess.
Are we out of gas?
568
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,334
Come on, Ronald. I thought we
outlawed this kind of stuff.
569
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:23,417
- Follow me.
- Wait a second. You're nuts.
570
00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:26,360
I mean, I don't usually
scale walls on dates.
571
00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:30,230
- You can do it.
- Of course, I can do it.
572
00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:41,210
Whoa.
573
00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:47,980
I've heard about this place.
574
00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:51,452
The airplane junkyard.
575
00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:53,455
Graveyard.
576
00:34:57,194 --> 00:35:00,925
(Exhales) This is the real history.
577
00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:04,695
Not the stuff we memorize in books.
578
00:35:07,971 --> 00:35:10,166
- Are these real bullet holes right here?
- Yep!
579
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:14,199
Follow me.
(Imitating plane engine)
580
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:27,079
The Navy found this one last
year off the coast of Japan.
581
00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,057
They did a corrosion study on it.
582
00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:36,622
After 40 years at the
bottom of the ocean...
583
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,863
this is all that rusted.
584
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,838
Our grandparents sure knew how
to make things that last.
585
00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:45,841
How do you know all this stuff?
586
00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:49,310
Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944?
587
00:35:49,379 --> 00:35:52,246
He came back a few weeks ago
to take a look at this.
588
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:57,253
He stood here and looked
at this thing the whole day.
589
00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:09,832
(Cindy) God. There are mountains up there.
590
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:15,236
And valleys, canyons and plains.
591
00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,433
What's that thing, um, up there
that looks like a star sapphire?
592
00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:21,875
- What's that?
- Tycho.
593
00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:24,436
An asteroid crashed there
and broke the moon.
594
00:36:24,514 --> 00:36:27,574
- Broke the moon?
- Yeah.
595
00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:32,554
It made a crack in the moon a hundred
times the size of the Grand Canyon.
596
00:36:32,622 --> 00:36:37,889
On the right is the Sea of Tranquility.
597
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:43,900
The first spaceship from Earth
landed there the day I was born.
598
00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:49,499
That's why you're so
into astrology, right?
599
00:36:49,573 --> 00:36:51,507
Astronomy.
600
00:36:53,543 --> 00:36:55,602
No.
601
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:59,046
It's just... up there...
602
00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,050
is our future world.
603
00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:03,348
By the time I'm my dad's age,
604
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:07,550
people will be living there and working.
605
00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:09,956
Maybe even us.
606
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:32,038
The moon. It looks different now.
607
00:37:32,115 --> 00:37:35,516
It's not as mysterious or romantic.
608
00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:38,554
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
609
00:37:39,856 --> 00:37:44,725
You didn't ruin it.
You Just changed it, I guess.
610
00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,889
(Sighs)
611
00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:55,032
Um, there's something really
important we need to discuss.
612
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,369
(Sighs)
613
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,740
I was wondering when
you'd bring this up.
614
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:05,942
I'm new at all this. I'm gonna
have to rely on your experience.
615
00:38:06,016 --> 00:38:08,450
Well, let's Just do it naturally.
616
00:38:08,518 --> 00:38:11,419
You know? With no planning.
617
00:38:11,488 --> 00:38:14,514
How do we do it? Our official
breaking up tomorrow?
618
00:38:14,591 --> 00:38:17,287
Right.
619
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,456
Right. That's exactly what I
was thinking about. The breakup.
620
00:38:21,531 --> 00:38:24,022
Us ending our fake relationship.
621
00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:27,832
I mean, I don't even know
whoever believed it.
622
00:38:27,904 --> 00:38:30,634
Us going out? You, me?
Yeah, right.
623
00:38:30,707 --> 00:38:34,803
Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic.
624
00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:39,406
(Sighs) Okay, so, how shall we do it?
625
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,678
Stage a big fight?
A lovers' quarrel?
626
00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:45,448
No, we don't have anything
to fight about.
627
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,356
Oh, that's okay. We can make something up.
Let's see... What do people fight about?
628
00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:54,090
Well, we wouldn't want to
damage your reputation.
629
00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:57,292
- Reputation?
- I think a small, dignified ceremony...
630
00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:01,736
- is probably the best way...
- Me?
631
00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:04,933
- To end it.
- With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah!
632
00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:06,942
I can't believe this.
A reputation.
633
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:09,342
(Door closes)
634
00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:13,109
Thank you, Cindy.
Have a good night now.
635
00:39:14,851 --> 00:39:17,445
Whoo!
636
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:22,288
♪ I got a reputation, baby ♪
637
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:25,794
(Girl) Oh, I'm gonna be late.
638
00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:32,466
(Ronald) So how do you do it?
639
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:36,063
Yeah. There you go.
640
00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:37,663
(Girl) Oh, I'm gonna be late.
641
00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:40,904
- Hi.
- Hi.
642
00:39:40,977 --> 00:39:45,539
- Um, I did a little thinking about last night,
- Mm-hmm.
643
00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:49,813
And I think that now is the time
that we had our little talk.
644
00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:54,687
- About what?
- Us. You know, me.
645
00:39:54,758 --> 00:39:56,692
Now?
646
00:39:58,094 --> 00:40:00,324
Okay, great.
647
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:05,334
Well, um, I did a little thinking too!
648
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,064
No, actually! I did quite
a bit of thinking!
649
00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:10,402
- And I decided that you're breaking me.
- What?
650
00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:14,102
Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11.
651
00:40:14,177 --> 00:40:16,111
(Whispering) What are you
talking about?
652
00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:19,307
This. I'm dry.
653
00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:22,579
Hey, I can't keep up with you.
I'm not a bank.
654
00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,711
- (Whispering) They love it.
- Would you stop it, please?
655
00:40:24,788 --> 00:40:27,951
- This isn't dignified.
- Dignified?
656
00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:29,958
Yeah.
657
00:40:30,026 --> 00:40:34,759
For one month you draped all over me
like a cheap fucking suit!
658
00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:36,765
(Laughing)
659
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,768
- Now I'm not dignified?
- This is not necessary.
660
00:40:39,836 --> 00:40:42,304
Would you show some maturity?
661
00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:44,465
Like your precious Bobby?
662
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,941
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
663
00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,978
- Yeah.
- Well, if I was as mature as him,
664
00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:52,242
I probably wouldn't
have called you either.
665
00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:55,375
I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby,
and, in fact, I'm tired of you.
666
00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:57,613
Period!
667
00:40:57,687 --> 00:40:59,621
(Crowd gasping)
668
00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:02,886
- Whoo!
- (Girl giggling)
669
00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:06,122
Poor Cindy. It's awful the
way Ronnie annihilated her.
670
00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:10,462
I know. I mean, I don't know
what she ever saw in him.
671
00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:16,267
- He's such a... such a heartbreaker.
- Yeah. That's it.
672
00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:19,069
The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude.
Hey, listen.
673
00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:21,188
You don't mind if I try
to get tired of Cindy
674
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,101
now that you're finished
with her, do you?
675
00:41:23,179 --> 00:41:25,807
- (Clears throat) No.
- Loved it, baby.
676
00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,184
All right.
677
00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:40,963
(Engine off)
678
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,226
That was a great act this morning.
679
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,929
That slap was so real.
We are talking Oscar nomination.
680
00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:50,734
Mmm. Yeah, well...
681
00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:53,833
We gave 'em a good show.
682
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,504
The audience loved it.
683
00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:59,207
Oh, what an excellent four weeks.
684
00:41:59,282 --> 00:42:02,513
Your friends really took
to me, all because of you.
685
00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:04,780
- (Engine approaching)
- Ronnie, it was like a Job.
686
00:42:04,854 --> 00:42:07,118
I mean, you bailed me, and
I pretended to like you.
687
00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:11,286
- And I was only honoring our rental contract.
- Yeah, well, it worked.
688
00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:16,560
Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated
like a social leper. Let me tell ya.
689
00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:18,658
Popularity isn't perfect.
690
00:42:18,735 --> 00:42:22,034
I mean, it almost feels
like a job sometimes.
691
00:42:22,105 --> 00:42:24,096
Do you remember that suede outfit
that I wore?
692
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:29,009
- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people.
693
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:32,742
I have to work at it.
So does everybody else.
694
00:42:36,184 --> 00:42:37,218
Cindy?
695
00:42:38,586 --> 00:42:40,445
It's to keep your poetry in.
696
00:42:42,025 --> 00:42:44,619
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
697
00:42:46,162 --> 00:42:51,864
Ronald... whatever happens with
the popularity thing, you know...
698
00:42:53,134 --> 00:42:54,600
...stay yourself.
699
00:42:54,970 --> 00:42:56,898
Don't change to please them.
700
00:42:57,672 --> 00:43:01,109
Me change? Tsk. Never.
701
00:43:01,811 --> 00:43:04,303
That's right. I'm here!
Ha, ha!
702
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,111
- Feelin' good. Hey, babies.
- How ya doin', man? 703.5
703
00:43:06,411 --> 00:43:07,180
Good to see ya.
704
00:43:07,183 --> 00:43:08,217
- Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.
- Oh, Ronnie!
705
00:43:08,225 --> 00:43:11,619
That's right.
Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke.
706
00:43:11,688 --> 00:43:13,248
- Hey, man, good to see ya.
- Good to see ya. 706.5
707
00:43:13,249 --> 00:43:14,224
Good to see ya.
Good to see ya. Ow!
708
00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:16,622
- All I'm asking for is one date.
- (Cindy) No!
709
00:43:16,693 --> 00:43:20,288
Oh, ladies! You're lookin' fine this A.M.
710
00:43:20,363 --> 00:43:23,127
Thanks, Ronnie.
Lookin' rather tasty yourself.
711
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,360
- Ooh. (Chuckles)
- I love your hair.
712
00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:29,303
- It's so... so saturated.
- (Scoffs)
713
00:43:29,372 --> 00:43:31,306
- It's nothin' maJor, just a little mousse.
- Yeah, 42 gallons.
714
00:43:31,374 --> 00:43:35,003
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night.
- Saturday night?
715
00:43:35,078 --> 00:43:37,308
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated.
716
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:39,314
- Wonderful.
- I hope so.
717
00:43:39,382 --> 00:43:41,816
Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than
I thought. I'm gonna need your advice.
718
00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:45,514
- Barbara, I was gonna ask him out!
- Relax, Pats.
719
00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:49,285
- It's only October.
- Yeah, right!
720
00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:52,226
(Boy) Wait for me!
721
00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:54,763
(Barbara) How about some tunes?
722
00:43:54,831 --> 00:44:00,201
- Your dad sell aluminum siding?
- No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?
723
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:03,296
This car sort of reminds
me of my granddad's.
724
00:44:03,373 --> 00:44:05,307
- ♪ (Jazz instrumental) ♪
- Hmm.
725
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:07,843
So how come you asked me out?
726
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:11,972
You went out with Cindy.
She is Cindy Mancini.
727
00:44:12,048 --> 00:44:14,676
(Laughs) You can't argue with that logic.
728
00:44:14,751 --> 00:44:18,744
Come on, Cathy. Let's take
it back to my place.
729
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:22,883
(Video games beeping)
730
00:44:22,959 --> 00:44:26,360
Hey, look, there's Ronald
in his dad's Chrysler.
731
00:44:26,429 --> 00:44:30,365
Good evening, gentlemen.
732
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:32,924
(Boy with glasses)
I... I love station wagons.
733
00:44:33,002 --> 00:44:35,835
You may like it, but once
the Cools see that car...
734
00:44:35,905 --> 00:44:37,839
- they're gonna remember who he is.
- Yeah!
735
00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:43,140
This is an interesting mode of transport.
Sort of, uh, antiquated, like.
736
00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:47,479
Yeah, I call it my, um,
undercover car.
737
00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:51,953
Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty
with the boys. This car's perfect.
738
00:44:52,021 --> 00:44:55,354
Complete with plush blanket.
That's strategy, my man. All right.
739
00:44:55,425 --> 00:44:57,359
- What'd ya say?
- (Big John) This ain't just a car, man.
740
00:44:57,427 --> 00:45:01,022
This is an unleaded love machine.
741
00:45:01,097 --> 00:45:04,066
Yeah, unleaded. (Laughs)
742
00:45:04,133 --> 00:45:07,193
Bet you could make some, uh,
sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?
743
00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:10,467
- Hey, no complaints outta me.
- (Laughs)
744
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:13,634
Yeah, those Jocks sure have
great taste in cars, huh?
745
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,644
- Shut up, Lester.
- You shut up.
746
00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:18,647
(Kenneth) I just don't get it.
747
00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:22,651
- I propose we look for a new fourth.
- Guess so.
748
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,949
(Ronald) Uh-oh. I know that look.
749
00:45:25,021 --> 00:45:26,488
- Oh!
- Okay, now, hold your fire.
750
00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:29,184
Big John, nobody's into toxic waste.
751
00:45:31,094 --> 00:45:33,927
(Laughs) Right there.
752
00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:35,760
Perfect. (Laughs)
753
00:45:35,832 --> 00:45:39,859
- (Laughing)
- Gross!
754
00:45:39,936 --> 00:45:42,302
You guys are so into bodily functions!
755
00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,306
I mean, it's not like
that takes any skill.
756
00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,342
Oh, I don't know.
For him, it's like an art form.
757
00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:48,707
- Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie.
- Oh, come on. We're guys.
758
00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:51,906
Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy.
I gotta hit the little girl's room.
759
00:45:51,981 --> 00:45:54,074
All right. Hurry up.
760
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:57,244
Air!
761
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,652
- Guess what.
- What?
762
00:45:59,722 --> 00:46:03,419
You're taking me to the
Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.
763
00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:05,461
- I am?
- Yep.
764
00:46:05,528 --> 00:46:08,053
Well, what about Barbara?
I thought she was your best friend.
765
00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:11,259
Well, she is.
But, I mean, you know.
766
00:46:11,334 --> 00:46:14,792
Friends share their stuff with friends.
You know what I mean?
767
00:46:14,871 --> 00:46:17,635
- Sure, friend. No problem.
- (Sighs)
768
00:46:17,707 --> 00:46:19,868
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
769
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:24,744
Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have
moves that defy the laws of gravity.
770
00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:27,078
Ooh, I'll bet you do.
771
00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:30,244
I'll see you later, okay?
772
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,914
Bye.
773
00:46:32,989 --> 00:46:36,254
(Sighs, mutters)
774
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,817
(Sighs) Dancer.
775
00:46:38,895 --> 00:46:43,025
Moves. Shit. (Sighs)
776
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:47,133
(Chattering)
777
00:46:47,203 --> 00:46:49,296
So... how was he?
778
00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:52,307
Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know?
779
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:54,673
Don't worry. I will.
780
00:46:56,746 --> 00:47:01,046
(Patty)
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
781
00:47:01,117 --> 00:47:04,143
(Mutters)
782
00:47:05,221 --> 00:47:07,155
(Sighs)
783
00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:11,182
- (Man grunting, groaning)
- (Crowd jeering)
784
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:15,560
Oh, come on. Watch this.
I bet he'll kick him.
785
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:18,658
- One.
- (Chuckie) Mm-hmm.
786
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:20,930
Chuck? Chuck, I need
the TV for a few minutes.
787
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:21,937
No.
786.5
788
00:47:21,937 --> 00:47:23,837
Oh, Chuck, I Just need to see
the end of American Bandstand.
789
00:47:23,906 --> 00:47:25,771
No. (Laughs)
790
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,810
Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya.
791
00:47:28,377 --> 00:47:32,211
What we have here is something I Just
learned called the law of supply and demand.
792
00:47:32,281 --> 00:47:38,117
I shall supply you this remote control,
but I'm going to demand, say, uh, 2 bucks.
793
00:47:38,187 --> 00:47:40,985
Wrong! That is not how
the Economic Theory works.
794
00:47:41,057 --> 00:47:43,423
Look, I learned it in
seventh grade, not Harvard.
795
00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:46,326
Okay, let me give you
the Theory of Relativity.
796
00:47:46,396 --> 00:47:50,264
Either you put on Bandstand now,
or I have one less relative.
797
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,767
I'll put on Bandstand.
Just for you.
798
00:47:52,835 --> 00:47:55,133
- (Crowd cheering)
- My famous gourmet pop...
799
00:47:55,204 --> 00:47:58,037
- First screen shaves...
- ♪ (Brisk Percussion) ♪
800
00:47:58,107 --> 00:48:01,338
Spotlight dance.
Ultra New Wave music.
801
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:05,040
♪ (Continues) ♪
802
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,424
He's watchin' American Bandstand.
803
00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:23,898
I'm talkin' cheerleaders,
football players, local socialites.
804
00:48:23,966 --> 00:48:26,560
He's not even associating
with Kenneth anymore.
805
00:48:26,636 --> 00:48:31,096
Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy
that he's makin' new friends.
806
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,108
- He's allowed to have fun.
- He is?
807
00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:35,201
- And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad.
- Oh, honey.
808
00:48:35,278 --> 00:48:39,214
It's like the dude's not weird anymore.
809
00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:44,577
(Door opens, closes)
810
00:48:44,654 --> 00:48:48,249
♪ (Continues) ♪
811
00:48:55,031 --> 00:48:57,397
♪ (Ends) ♪
812
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,765
Now that ain't Dick Clark.
813
00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:02,270
We thank our two exchange
students from Lower Swahili,
814
00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:07,935
Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for
recreating the African anteater ritual...
815
00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:10,843
here on PBS African Cultural Hour.
816
00:49:10,913 --> 00:49:14,212
African Cultural Hour? (Laughing)
817
00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:17,218
♪ (Singer, indistinct) ♪
818
00:49:17,286 --> 00:49:20,380
(Girl) Ow!
819
00:49:20,456 --> 00:49:22,981
♪ Though she's trading favors When
she tells me I believe her now ♪
820
00:49:23,059 --> 00:49:24,993
Wow. Let me see you really quick.
821
00:49:25,061 --> 00:49:29,157
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
822
00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:31,166
- Hey, let's go dance!
- In a minute, babe.
823
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:34,067
- You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune.
- That's cool. All right.
824
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:39,541
- ♪ Oh, but she's an actress ♪
- ♪ Actress ♪
825
00:49:39,609 --> 00:49:44,672
♪ And I don't believe her, no ♪
826
00:49:44,747 --> 00:49:48,615
- ♪ But she's an actress ♪
- ♪ Actress ♪
827
00:49:48,684 --> 00:49:51,244
- ♪ I don't believe her ♪
- ♪ Believe her ♪
828
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:56,019
♪ Believe her Believe her ♪
829
00:49:59,929 --> 00:50:03,330
Here you go. Thanks.
830
00:50:03,399 --> 00:50:05,697
- (Grunts)
- That's a buck apiece, guys.
831
00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:08,931
Kenneth, this is your big idea.
Why don't you pay for this?
832
00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:12,236
(Scoffs) Oh!
833
00:50:12,308 --> 00:50:17,769
(Lester clears throat)
Come on, you guys.
834
00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:20,213
♪ (Slow Tempo) ♪
835
00:50:26,689 --> 00:50:29,283
♪ Oh, baby ♪
836
00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:31,485
♪ You know Just what to do... ♪
837
00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:41,593
So do you work as hard off
the field as you do on?
838
00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:46,108
Well, uh, I did letter
in three indoor sports.
839
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:48,200
(Laughs)
840
00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:55,150
What a wonderful group of
young adults we have this year.
841
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:58,449
But I better check the bathrooms.
842
00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:03,085
(Whispering) One, two, three, four.
843
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,389
One, two, three, four.
844
00:51:05,461 --> 00:51:09,295
- Hello, Ronald.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly.
845
00:51:10,366 --> 00:51:13,733
(Applause, cheering)
846
00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:17,330
- Let's mingle.
- (Boy) Look, it's the nerd herd.
847
00:51:17,406 --> 00:51:19,533
(Crowd chattering)
848
00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:24,375
(Boy Laughs)
849
00:51:24,447 --> 00:51:26,915
- Whoo!
- (Chattering)
850
00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:31,079
Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic.
851
00:51:31,153 --> 00:51:33,087
♪ (Upbeat Music) ♪
852
00:51:33,155 --> 00:51:37,922
(Cheering)
853
00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:40,724
Come on. Let's get out there and
dance. I mean, this is a dance.
854
00:51:40,796 --> 00:51:42,991
It's what we're here
to do, right, is dance?
855
00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:45,499
Come on, please. Let's get out
there and boogie.
856
00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:48,901
- Let's dance!
- (Squeals) Wait for me!
857
00:51:50,973 --> 00:51:52,907
All right!
858
00:51:55,711 --> 00:52:00,171
♪ Eyes with mystery,
A lonely girl so alone ♪
859
00:52:00,249 --> 00:52:02,547
Whoo!
860
00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:08,813
♪ I've been living all my life ♪
861
00:52:08,891 --> 00:52:12,884
♪ To meet a girl like you ♪
862
00:52:12,962 --> 00:52:15,954
♪ I could touch you really nice ♪
863
00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:20,594
♪ While the fire came in the room ♪
864
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:22,661
♪ All night, all night ♪
865
00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:27,300
- What a spaz.
- Oh, he must be in Special Ed.
866
00:52:27,376 --> 00:52:31,403
♪ All night, all night ♪
867
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,916
♪ Baby loves it all night ♪
868
00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:39,182
♪ Angel in the light ♪
869
00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,918
♪ Dancin' right beside me ♪
870
00:52:44,226 --> 00:52:46,660
That's bizarre.
871
00:52:46,729 --> 00:52:48,959
But if the Ronster's doin' it,
it must be new.
872
00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:52,091
♪ So strong ♪
873
00:52:53,669 --> 00:52:57,605
- ♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪
- (Squeals)
874
00:52:57,673 --> 00:53:01,734
♪ Wanting a girl like you ♪
875
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:05,645
♪ I could touch you many nights ♪
876
00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:08,707
- ♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪
- (Laughs)
877
00:53:08,784 --> 00:53:12,345
♪ All night, all night ♪
878
00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:14,719
♪ Baby loves it all night ♪
879
00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:18,157
- (Squeals)
- (Girl) Try it!
880
00:53:18,227 --> 00:53:20,161
♪ All night, all night ♪
881
00:53:20,229 --> 00:53:23,392
♪ Baby loves it all night ♪
882
00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:27,869
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh ♪
883
00:53:27,937 --> 00:53:30,599
Hey! Yo!
884
00:53:31,674 --> 00:53:33,608
(Shouting)
885
00:53:33,676 --> 00:53:36,201
(Girl) Yeah!
886
00:53:37,313 --> 00:53:40,111
Whoo!
887
00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:44,309
- (Laughing)
- Yeah!
888
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,321
Ow!
889
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:50,382
♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪
890
00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:57,165
- Hey!
- (Together) It's the African anteater ritual!
891
00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:00,835
(Shouting)
892
00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:05,300
All right!
893
00:54:08,744 --> 00:54:10,678
- Oh, I had a great time.
- Out of sight.
894
00:54:10,746 --> 00:54:12,680
Hey, that dance was pretty severe there.
895
00:54:12,748 --> 00:54:14,716
Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves?
896
00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:17,275
- I have friends in exotic places.
- Oh, yeah, like where?
897
00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:19,321
- I'll be right back.
- Rio?
898
00:54:19,388 --> 00:54:23,085
- Paris?
- No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank.
899
00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,093
(Laughs)
900
00:54:25,161 --> 00:54:27,789
- Cind, babe!
- (Woman) Here you go.
901
00:54:27,863 --> 00:54:30,957
Look, the name is Cindy,
and don't call me "Babe".
902
00:54:31,033 --> 00:54:33,228
- Just wanted to say hello.
- Then Just say it!
903
00:54:33,302 --> 00:54:35,702
Why don't you get tranquil?
I was Just tryin' to be friendly.
904
00:54:35,704 --> 00:54:37,638
Why don't you be friendly
with your flock, okay?
905
00:54:37,706 --> 00:54:41,073
- I owe all my friends to you.
- Ha! Like I really want credit for this.
906
00:54:41,143 --> 00:54:44,306
I mean, your disciples are
making fools of themselves.
907
00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:47,110
I mean, I've seen zombies
with more individuality.
908
00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,812
Yeah, like your college boy.
What's his name? Biff?
909
00:54:50,886 --> 00:54:55,914
Don't give me that.
His name happens to be Brent.
910
00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:58,459
There's a difference?
911
00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:04,228
(Scoffs, sighs)
912
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,234
(Crickets chirping)
913
00:55:09,071 --> 00:55:13,940
♪ Take your lover by the hand
Speak in tongues and understand ♪
914
00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,478
♪ Ahhh ♪
915
00:55:17,546 --> 00:55:20,174
(Sighs) Alone at last.
916
00:55:20,249 --> 00:55:22,513
♪ French kissin' in the U.S.A. ♪
917
00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,712
- Hi, friend.
- Hi.
918
00:55:25,788 --> 00:55:28,154
You're awfully far away.
919
00:55:28,224 --> 00:55:32,092
- I'm sorry.
- (Giggles)
920
00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:36,423
So, tell me...
921
00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:39,991
are, um... are you into
long-distance relationships?
922
00:55:40,069 --> 00:55:42,936
- No.
- No? (Laughs)
923
00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:46,532
Then why don't you reach out
and touch someone?
924
00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:49,772
- Hello.
- (Laughs)
925
00:55:49,845 --> 00:55:54,782
I happen to know that
in the whole school...
926
00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:58,980
there's only one other
tittie quite this pretty.
927
00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:01,522
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
928
00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:03,683
And this is it.
929
00:56:03,759 --> 00:56:07,456
Yep! That's it.
930
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,863
I bet you've never seen
two like these before.
931
00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:14,198
Well, my parents do have cable.
932
00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,204
- Oh, they do, do they?
- Mm-hmm.
933
00:56:16,272 --> 00:56:19,969
- Mmm. Don't you want to touch me?
- Oh!
934
00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:24,069
Oh! (Laughs) Wow!
I can't believe this.
935
00:56:24,146 --> 00:56:29,243
- Oh, God! (Laughs)
- (Laughs)
936
00:56:29,318 --> 00:56:31,548
(Scratching sound)
937
00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:35,852
Seventeen years, three months and five days.
938
00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:39,884
That's a long time to wait
for some tit. (Laughs)
939
00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:42,294
- (Projector whirring)
- (Man) Without an atmosphere...
940
00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:44,594
the Earth would be a far different place.
941
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,931
It might look like the moon.
942
00:56:47,002 --> 00:56:52,372
Our exploration of the moon showed us
that it is nearly a dead planet today.
943
00:56:52,441 --> 00:56:55,774
But it provided one very
important piece of information...
944
00:56:55,844 --> 00:56:58,438
I haven't seen or heard
from you in three weeks.
945
00:56:58,514 --> 00:57:02,450
I'm not a mutant, Ron. I
realize I may be obsolete...
946
00:57:02,518 --> 00:57:06,784
in your new world, but I'm not dead.
947
00:57:06,855 --> 00:57:10,291
We know now that the moon, as well as all
the other bodies in the solar system...
948
00:57:10,359 --> 00:57:14,227
were heavily bombarded in
their first billion years.
949
00:57:14,296 --> 00:57:17,231
- Then about 3 and a half billion years ago...
- (Muttering)
950
00:57:17,299 --> 00:57:20,530
This bombardment slowed to a bare
trickle as most of the solid chunk...
951
00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:23,294
You got it there, son?
952
00:57:23,372 --> 00:57:26,398
Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald!
No mischief tonight.
953
00:57:26,475 --> 00:57:28,807
Now the police are really
crackin' down this year.
954
00:57:28,877 --> 00:57:31,937
Oh, Dad, come on.
Have a little faith.
955
00:57:32,014 --> 00:57:33,948
- (Horn Honks)
- See ya.
956
00:57:34,016 --> 00:57:37,452
- All right, we set up there?
- Yep.
957
00:57:39,488 --> 00:57:41,547
(Ricky) Check it out.
We got spoilt tomatoes...
958
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:45,151
- Yeah.
- Rotten eggs and the pièce de résistance.
959
00:57:45,227 --> 00:57:48,754
- The shitbomb!
- Ha! Human feces?
960
00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:51,994
No, doggy doo. But it's Just
as efficient, bro. Here, sniff.
961
00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:55,559
- Ah, sniff this... God!
- (Big John) Hey, Ronnie.
962
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,970
- Here you go.
- Whose house are we doin'?
963
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,031
Ah, dig, classic, man.
964
00:58:00,109 --> 00:58:03,567
We have done the same house 4 years in a row.
965
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,013
- It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky?
- You know it!
966
00:58:07,082 --> 00:58:09,846
And yours, son, is the
most important mission.
967
00:58:09,918 --> 00:58:13,854
Drop that net on any punk
that gets near our front door.
968
00:58:15,257 --> 00:58:18,192
I'm gonna personally deliver
one of them to the police.
969
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,194
(Together) Yes, sir!
970
00:58:29,238 --> 00:58:32,435
(Dog barking in the distance)
971
00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:35,375
So I was telling you, you know,
this guy is, like, totally rad.
972
00:58:35,444 --> 00:58:39,073
Excuse me. Ronnie said that you
said that friends share, Patty.
973
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:42,242
- You've had him two weeks...
- You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks.
974
00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:45,685
Whoa, wait a minute!
First of all, if I recall correctly...
975
00:58:45,754 --> 00:58:47,813
you still have Bobby.
976
00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:51,951
Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so
that makes him public property.
977
00:58:52,027 --> 00:58:56,487
You guys, that's real romantic.
I mean, he sounds like a restroom.
978
00:58:56,565 --> 00:59:00,001
First of all, I don't have Bobby.
979
00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:02,765
And secondly, I didn't
think that my best friends...
980
00:59:02,838 --> 00:59:04,806
would be draped all
over him like a cheap...
981
00:59:04,873 --> 00:59:09,435
Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet.
982
00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,207
Good.
983
00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:16,615
Oh, come on, you guys.
A lady never talks.
984
00:59:16,685 --> 00:59:20,621
Yeah, next time I see one,
I'll remember that.
985
00:59:20,689 --> 00:59:22,680
Oh. (Exhales)
986
00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:29,562
- (Laughter)
- (Big John) Shh!
987
00:59:29,634 --> 00:59:31,568
Shh! Shh!
988
00:59:32,671 --> 00:59:34,571
- You're sick!
- There's the target.
989
00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:36,334
All right.
990
00:59:38,143 --> 00:59:40,805
Oh, shit. Y-You know...
I know a better house.
991
00:59:40,879 --> 00:59:43,777
It's not very far from here.
It's right down this street.
992
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:47,914
Our senior year...
Our last mission.
993
00:59:48,386 --> 00:59:50,250
(Exhales) The final shitbomb.
994
00:59:50,322 --> 00:59:53,223
- It's tradition and shit. Let's go!
- Go on!
995
01:00:04,870 --> 01:00:08,829
Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank,
and you shitbomb the front door.
996
01:00:08,907 --> 01:00:11,273
- No! I won't do it!
- I told you he wouldn't do it!
997
01:00:11,343 --> 01:00:13,743
- You're still a nerd, huh?
- Give me the shit!
998
01:00:13,812 --> 01:00:16,781
- No! I'll do it.
- Come on!
999
01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,779
I don't want to do this!
1000
01:00:29,594 --> 01:00:31,721
- (Laughs)
- (Grunts)
1001
01:00:31,797 --> 01:00:35,563
- (Gasps)
- (Laughing)
1002
01:00:35,634 --> 01:00:38,364
(Laughs)
1003
01:00:38,437 --> 01:00:40,132
Do it now! (Grunts)
1004
01:00:40,205 --> 01:00:42,571
- Come on, Ronnie!
- Throw it, Ronnie!
1005
01:00:42,641 --> 01:00:45,166
- Throw it!
- Come on. Throw it!
1006
01:00:45,243 --> 01:00:47,370
- Come on!
- (Whispers) Shit.
1007
01:00:48,513 --> 01:00:51,073
- Yeah! Bull's-eye!
- Whoo-hoo!
1008
01:00:52,217 --> 01:00:55,380
- I got one!
- I'm comin'!
1009
01:00:55,454 --> 01:00:57,319
- No, you're not!
- Keep him pinned down!
1010
01:00:57,389 --> 01:01:00,358
- (Grunts)
- (Ricky) Come on, Big John! Keep him down!
1011
01:01:04,396 --> 01:01:07,160
(Ricky) Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
1012
01:01:07,232 --> 01:01:10,167
Get the hell out of there!
1013
01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:14,103
- Come on, John!
- Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man!
1014
01:01:14,172 --> 01:01:16,538
You hold the little bastard!
1015
01:01:16,608 --> 01:01:20,339
(Ricky) Come on.
Let's go! Whoo-hoo!
1016
01:01:20,412 --> 01:01:23,074
There must've been a hole in the net.
1017
01:01:23,148 --> 01:01:26,879
- We'll get 'em next year.
- (Engine starting)
1018
01:01:26,952 --> 01:01:29,147
I don't think he'll be back.
1019
01:01:29,221 --> 01:01:32,713
(Truck speeds away)
1020
01:01:34,626 --> 01:01:37,356
This is a fine looking bird, Judy.
1021
01:01:37,429 --> 01:01:41,160
This is what got me an "A"
in French class.
1022
01:01:42,701 --> 01:01:44,259
Ronald.
1023
01:01:44,336 --> 01:01:46,463
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1024
01:01:47,906 --> 01:01:51,137
Let's see yours, sibling.
1025
01:01:52,677 --> 01:01:55,202
Ahh... I didn't get mine yet.
1026
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,976
You're the only one from kindergarten
through college who didn't.
1027
01:01:58,049 --> 01:02:00,950
- You didn't get yours yet?
- Let me repeat!
1028
01:02:01,019 --> 01:02:04,580
- I did not get mine yet!
- (Mom) Relax.
1029
01:02:04,656 --> 01:02:06,954
There's no reason to raise your voice.
1030
01:02:10,996 --> 01:02:13,226
Back to nursery school.
1031
01:02:14,699 --> 01:02:17,691
- Look, these are my friends, okay?
- (Pulls parking brake)
1032
01:02:17,769 --> 01:02:21,000
Say hello to your friends when you get
me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
1033
01:02:21,072 --> 01:02:24,564
- What?
- Read my lips.
1034
01:02:24,643 --> 01:02:28,306
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
1035
01:02:34,853 --> 01:02:39,017
Two C's, three B's and one A.
1036
01:02:39,090 --> 01:02:41,354
Outstanding, son!
1037
01:02:41,426 --> 01:02:43,917
MaJor improvement, Chuckie.
1038
01:02:43,995 --> 01:02:46,896
Oh, yeah. Big deal.
Three B's and two C's?
1039
01:02:46,965 --> 01:02:49,627
I've been getting straight A's since birth.
1040
01:02:49,701 --> 01:02:52,135
- So?
- So!
1041
01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:55,639
So everybody doubts the whereabouts
of my report card. That's real fair.
1042
01:02:55,707 --> 01:02:59,507
- Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet.
- And I didn't!
1043
01:02:59,578 --> 01:03:03,776
- It's Just parental concern.
- See, here is the primate example.
1044
01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:06,351
You're raising a doll-chopping
homicidal maniac,
1045
01:03:06,352 --> 01:03:08,547
and what do you do every time you see him?
1046
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:10,554
You give him money.
1047
01:03:10,622 --> 01:03:12,681
Great.
1048
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:17,254
- Chilling!
- Shut up, Chuck.
1049
01:03:17,329 --> 01:03:20,355
- I was talkin' to Ma, Dad.
- Shut up, Chuck!
1050
01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:25,299
Here's your shake.
1051
01:03:29,507 --> 01:03:33,273
I said thick! This isn't thick!
1052
01:03:33,345 --> 01:03:37,441
Oh, well, let me check the consistency.
1053
01:03:41,086 --> 01:03:43,520
Looks thick to me.
1054
01:03:43,588 --> 01:03:45,556
No!
1055
01:03:51,496 --> 01:03:54,329
(Together) What are you
doing home? (Laughs)
1056
01:03:54,399 --> 01:03:56,924
I thought you had a date with Rock.
1057
01:03:57,002 --> 01:04:02,030
Well... I figured I had
enough turkey for one day.
1058
01:04:02,107 --> 01:04:04,098
- Me too.
- Tsk.
1059
01:04:04,175 --> 01:04:06,109
There's a good movie on TV.
1060
01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:08,111
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1061
01:04:08,179 --> 01:04:11,273
- All right, let's make it a date.
- Oh, sweetheart.
1062
01:04:11,349 --> 01:04:14,011
- I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.
1063
01:04:16,421 --> 01:04:18,582
Hey, Kenneth!
1064
01:04:18,657 --> 01:04:21,558
Let me explain. I took it long enough.
1065
01:04:21,626 --> 01:04:23,594
Will you talk to me, dammit?
1066
01:04:25,096 --> 01:04:27,929
Well, have it your way, psycho,
but you ain't invited.
1067
01:04:27,999 --> 01:04:30,331
Invited to what, man?
What are you talking about?
1068
01:04:30,402 --> 01:04:33,303
- My house. New Year's Day?
- A party, man?
1069
01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:36,033
Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah!
1070
01:04:36,107 --> 01:04:38,940
If I can recover from my party,
book me a couch.
1071
01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:40,978
- You got it!
- Book me a bed.
1072
01:04:41,046 --> 01:04:43,071
We have a lot of fun.
1073
01:04:43,148 --> 01:04:46,879
- Somebody wants your ass bad, man.
- Who is it?
1074
01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:49,818
Get it!
1075
01:04:51,723 --> 01:04:54,419
(Cindy) Hey. Hi.
1076
01:04:54,492 --> 01:04:57,950
- Long time no talk, huh?
- Yeah, I been kind of busy.
1077
01:04:58,029 --> 01:05:01,726
Yeah, well, that's popularity.
It's real time-consuming.
1078
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,635
Um... I was thinking
that maybe sometime
1079
01:05:04,636 --> 01:05:07,966
you and I could go to
the airplane graveyard?
1080
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:11,338
You're not under any contractual
obligation to me anymore.
1081
01:05:13,378 --> 01:05:17,109
I wrote a new poem.
It's called "Broken Moon."
1082
01:05:17,182 --> 01:05:20,618
- Um, it starts...
- Why don't you save it for your college boy?
1083
01:05:20,685 --> 01:05:22,744
I wrote it for you.
1084
01:05:22,821 --> 01:05:26,018
You ignored the Donald Miller
dork for 17 years.
1085
01:05:26,091 --> 01:05:28,491
Now you wanna ride on
the Ronnie Miller express.
1086
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,791
I don't wanna ride the
Ronnie Miller anything.
1087
01:05:31,863 --> 01:05:34,957
Looks like you're the only one.
1088
01:05:35,033 --> 01:05:37,263
Who? Iris?
1089
01:05:37,335 --> 01:05:41,829
Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest.
She's given more rides than Greyhound.
1090
01:05:41,906 --> 01:05:43,965
(Sighs)
1091
01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:47,205
Well, at least her ticket
won't cost me a thousand bucks.
1092
01:05:51,116 --> 01:05:53,050
Cindy!
1093
01:05:55,153 --> 01:05:58,452
- Hi, Ronnie.
- Excuse me.
1094
01:05:58,723 --> 01:06:01,556
(Motorcycle approaching, Horn beeping)
1095
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:09,332
- ♪ (RockAnd Roll) ♪
- (Big John) Happy New Year, pal.
1096
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,334
Happy New Year, man. Have a beer.
1097
01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:14,200
- Clark County!
- Big John!
1098
01:06:14,272 --> 01:06:18,834
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!
1099
01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:21,811
God, you're an asshole, man.
1100
01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:28,951
- Hey, powerful punch, Barbs.
- I haven't poured the punch in yet.
1101
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:32,114
- Cindy, that's straight vodka.
- All right.
1102
01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:36,923
- Great outfit.
- I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes.
1103
01:06:36,995 --> 01:06:42,331
- Ah, progressive concept.
- We make a great couple, me and my outfit.
1104
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:46,029
Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't
come home for the holidays.
1105
01:06:46,104 --> 01:06:48,299
You must really miss him.
1106
01:06:50,975 --> 01:06:56,607
I've learned to appreciate the finer things
in life. I even travel with my own wine.
1107
01:06:56,681 --> 01:07:00,242
You never know the quality
you may encounter at a soiree.
1108
01:07:00,318 --> 01:07:03,048
(Coughs) Very classy.
1109
01:07:03,121 --> 01:07:07,455
Mm-hmm. I'm into class.
It's my new thing.
1110
01:07:07,525 --> 01:07:10,426
(Moaning)
1111
01:07:11,496 --> 01:07:15,159
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
1112
01:07:15,233 --> 01:07:19,897
So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted.
1113
01:07:25,510 --> 01:07:30,504
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.
Just for a second.
1114
01:07:30,582 --> 01:07:33,983
- (Laughing)
- Hey, we're closed for the holidays!
1115
01:07:34,052 --> 01:07:38,318
- God. Hey, take it easy, guys.
- Close it, please!
1116
01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,516
Geez!
1117
01:07:40,592 --> 01:07:43,425
(Iris) Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy...
1118
01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,655
I'm going out with the
hottest guy in school.
1119
01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:50,633
- Oh, I am hot.
- Face it, Ronnie. You're "it" right now.
1120
01:07:50,702 --> 01:07:54,160
(Ronald) Oh... I'm "it",
and that's why you're with me.
1121
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,574
Oh.
1122
01:07:57,642 --> 01:08:00,440
No. You won't respect me.
1123
01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:03,571
I respect you. Immensely.
1124
01:08:03,648 --> 01:08:06,674
And intensely.
1125
01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:09,618
- (Moans) You do?
- I do.
1126
01:08:09,687 --> 01:08:14,624
"This summer, my wish
is for you to hold me...
1127
01:08:14,692 --> 01:08:16,626
"in your arms...
1128
01:08:16,694 --> 01:08:19,595
"in a sea of deep blue...
1129
01:08:19,664 --> 01:08:22,690
"together at last, together...
1130
01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,429
- as two."
- (Iris) Oh, Ronnie.
1131
01:08:25,503 --> 01:08:29,701
♪ (New Wave Rock) ♪
1132
01:08:31,142 --> 01:08:33,872
- Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here?
- It's New Year's.
1133
01:08:33,945 --> 01:08:38,348
♪ From the walls of Tokyo I've
come to London town to go ♪
1134
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,512
So, Ricky and John tell me you're
a connoisseur of fine wines.
1135
01:08:42,587 --> 01:08:45,852
No shit? Are you new here?
1136
01:08:45,924 --> 01:08:48,654
Uh-huh. I Just transferred.
1137
01:08:48,726 --> 01:08:50,660
Mmm.
1138
01:08:50,728 --> 01:08:52,662
Thanks, man. I owe you one.
1139
01:08:52,730 --> 01:08:55,221
♪ And I'm dancin' with myself...
Oh, oh ♪
1140
01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:57,530
Hey, you guys! It's 11:27.
1141
01:08:57,602 --> 01:09:01,368
- 33 more minutes!
- Whoo! Yeah!
1142
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:04,408
(Big John) Ronnie! Iris!
Come here. Have a brew.
1143
01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:06,409
♪ Dancin' with myself...
Oh, oh ♪
1144
01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:10,277
To true friends... and a wild lady.
1145
01:09:10,348 --> 01:09:14,250
- The only way to fly.
- I'll drink to that.
1146
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,981
♪ But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by ♪
1147
01:09:17,055 --> 01:09:19,182
Check it out, Bobby.
1148
01:09:19,257 --> 01:09:23,353
♪ So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪
1149
01:09:23,428 --> 01:09:27,888
- The man. The mick. What's happenin'?
- Quinton.
1150
01:09:27,966 --> 01:09:30,730
Who's Iris' latest victim?
1151
01:09:30,802 --> 01:09:33,600
(Quinton) Oh, you got it backwards, Bobby.
He's victimizing her.
1152
01:09:33,671 --> 01:09:35,161
♪ Dancin' with myself ♪
1153
01:09:35,239 --> 01:09:39,175
- Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school.
- Ronald Miller?
1154
01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:42,371
He couldn't get nailed in wood shop.
1155
01:09:42,447 --> 01:09:46,577
Well, the man has reached
legendary status this year, bro.
1156
01:09:46,651 --> 01:09:50,644
You ain't a legend 'til you score
the captain of the cheerleaders.
1157
01:09:50,722 --> 01:09:53,247
♪ Ooohhhh...
Ooowwww ♪
1158
01:09:53,324 --> 01:09:56,088
Come on. I don't buy it.
1159
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,720
Cindy?
1160
01:09:58,796 --> 01:10:01,196
Hey, no freakin' way!
1161
01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:07,366
Come on, Quint! Don't even
think of holdin' out on me...
1162
01:10:07,438 --> 01:10:09,736
or I'll kill you.
1163
01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:16,906
♪ Well, I looked all over the world ♪
1164
01:10:16,981 --> 01:10:20,280
♪ And there's every type of girl ♪
1165
01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:22,285
Bobby!
1166
01:10:22,353 --> 01:10:26,221
♪ Leave me dancin' with myself
So let's sink another drink ♪
1167
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,884
Hi! How are you?
1168
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,622
♪ 'Cause it'll give me time
to think If I had a chance...♪
1169
01:10:31,696 --> 01:10:34,961
(Laughing)
1170
01:10:35,033 --> 01:10:36,967
- John. John.
- Go get 'im.
1171
01:10:37,035 --> 01:10:40,436
Cindy and Bobby's relationship
is so totally together.
1172
01:10:40,505 --> 01:10:42,996
(Bobby) He's a lawn boy.
He makes 35 cents an hour.
1173
01:10:43,074 --> 01:10:45,941
Listen up, dude.
The shit's gonna hit the fan.
1174
01:10:46,010 --> 01:10:48,240
(Laughing)
1175
01:10:48,312 --> 01:10:50,678
- (Cindy) Listen!
- (Bobby) I'm not gonna put up with it!
1176
01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:52,807
- We were faking, okay?
- Bullshit!
1177
01:10:52,884 --> 01:10:54,852
No, it was an act.
Bobby, he paid me!
1178
01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:57,854
Then that makes you a prostitute!
1179
01:10:57,922 --> 01:11:00,049
♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪
1180
01:11:00,124 --> 01:11:02,820
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪
- You!
1181
01:11:02,894 --> 01:11:04,885
♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh
Dancin' with myself ♪
1182
01:11:04,962 --> 01:11:08,363
♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's
all wet with my sweat... ♪
1183
01:11:08,433 --> 01:11:11,197
(Record scratches, Music stops)
1184
01:11:11,269 --> 01:11:12,668
You!
1185
01:11:14,705 --> 01:11:17,799
Even Bobby thinks we went out.
Great, huh? Ha!
1186
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:23,040
All of you thought we were a couple.
What a joke!
1187
01:11:23,114 --> 01:11:28,950
Ronald Miller paid me 1,000
bucks to pretend I liked him.
1188
01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:32,012
What a deal, huh?
1189
01:11:32,090 --> 01:11:36,424
$1,000 to go out with
him for a month. This guy.
1190
01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:40,194
Oh, God. He bought me.
1191
01:11:40,264 --> 01:11:43,324
And he bought all of you.
1192
01:11:44,435 --> 01:11:48,633
He was sick and tired of being a nobody.
1193
01:11:48,706 --> 01:11:53,336
Yeah, and he said that all of you guys
would worship him if we went out.
1194
01:11:53,411 --> 01:11:57,211
And I didn't believe that.
I was, like, no way!
1195
01:11:57,281 --> 01:12:00,250
And he was right!
No, leave me alone.
1196
01:12:00,318 --> 01:12:04,345
He was right. Our little plan worked,
didn't it, Ronald?
1197
01:12:06,557 --> 01:12:10,857
The dance. That stupid dance!
1198
01:12:10,928 --> 01:12:14,386
What a bunch of followers you guys are.
1199
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,725
I mean, at least I got...
1200
01:12:17,802 --> 01:12:20,100
At least I got paid.
1201
01:12:20,938 --> 01:12:22,872
Come on.
1202
01:12:27,512 --> 01:12:30,310
Ricky? John?
1203
01:12:31,582 --> 01:12:33,846
(Clears Throat)
1204
01:12:39,490 --> 01:12:42,584
Get out of my house.
1205
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:46,892
Uh... Yeah. We'll clear
everything up tomorrow.
1206
01:12:46,964 --> 01:12:48,898
Everything is cool, really.
1207
01:12:48,966 --> 01:12:51,696
(Coughs) Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
1208
01:12:51,769 --> 01:12:55,637
Excuse me. Good night now.
Excuse me.
1209
01:12:59,944 --> 01:13:01,969
You ready to go?
1210
01:13:02,046 --> 01:13:03,206
(Clears throat)
1211
01:13:03,281 --> 01:13:06,011
- Um... I don't know you.
- You sure knew me earlier.
1212
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,278
I don't know what you're talking about.
1213
01:13:10,555 --> 01:13:12,955
Happy New Year.
1214
01:13:13,024 --> 01:13:16,152
♪ (Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne") ♪
1215
01:13:27,205 --> 01:13:30,333
Hey, it could be worse. We could
be alone like that poor guy.
1216
01:13:43,654 --> 01:13:46,782
♪ (Dance music) ♪
1217
01:14:06,811 --> 01:14:10,110
(Sobbing)
1218
01:14:13,217 --> 01:14:16,550
(Chattering)
1219
01:14:16,621 --> 01:14:19,419
♪ (Low Rock) ♪
1220
01:14:26,264 --> 01:14:28,323
All right.
1221
01:14:46,684 --> 01:14:50,620
(Girl) Ronald Miller... Ugh!
So, anyways...
1222
01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:02,430
(Chattering)
1223
01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:29,453
Damn, bro. He's in Siberia.
1224
01:15:29,527 --> 01:15:32,428
I know, man. The mutants over
there won't even go near him.
1225
01:15:32,496 --> 01:15:36,489
You know, I knew he was
scamming us all along.
1226
01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:41,768
He went from, like, totally
chic to totally geek.
1227
01:15:41,839 --> 01:15:44,000
Look at that. He's been banished!
1228
01:15:44,075 --> 01:15:46,134
He should have known that our kind
won't mix with their kind...
1229
01:15:46,210 --> 01:15:48,872
"Our kind? Their kind?"
That's B.S.
1230
01:15:48,946 --> 01:15:53,474
He may be a moral leper now, but he
had the fast lane for four months.
1231
01:15:53,551 --> 01:15:57,214
Yeah, that's a good point.
$250 a month for those cheerleaders...
1232
01:15:57,288 --> 01:15:59,313
- Isn't an unwise investment.
- Yeah?
1233
01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:03,988
Check this out, guys.
You're gonna love this.
1234
01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:06,663
Incoming!
1235
01:16:10,234 --> 01:16:13,465
- Direct hit.
- Yow!
1236
01:16:20,144 --> 01:16:22,612
(Laughing)
1237
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:27,140
Didn't you take economics?
You could've had me for $49.95.
1238
01:16:27,218 --> 01:16:30,312
(Laughter)
1239
01:16:39,797 --> 01:16:41,924
Incoming!
1240
01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:49,465
(Laughs) It's the nerd-mobile.
1241
01:16:50,908 --> 01:16:53,536
(Patty) Yeah, right...
on automatic pilot.
1242
01:16:53,611 --> 01:16:56,546
(Barbara) Like we're not supposed
to know who's spying on us...
1243
01:16:56,614 --> 01:16:58,639
in the spaz-mobile.
1244
01:16:58,716 --> 01:17:01,205
I could've sworn that a
couple of girls I
1245
01:17:01,206 --> 01:17:04,120
knew got very comfortable
in that spaz-mobile.
1246
01:17:10,261 --> 01:17:13,458
- (Whirring)
- (Chattering)
1247
01:17:21,772 --> 01:17:23,967
(Boy #1) Okay, this is my high score.
1248
01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,906
(Boy #2) Dave, you can beat me!
1249
01:17:25,976 --> 01:17:27,967
(Laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1250
01:17:33,050 --> 01:17:36,281
You could at least acknowledge my existence.
1251
01:17:39,657 --> 01:17:42,649
You think this is easy for me?
1252
01:17:44,829 --> 01:17:50,597
(Exhales) I know I was an asshole
to you and to thousands of others.
1253
01:17:50,668 --> 01:17:54,536
But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you
I gotta straighten this out with.
1254
01:17:56,207 --> 01:17:58,471
Aaah!
1255
01:17:58,542 --> 01:18:01,875
- You shit on my house, man!
- I know.
1256
01:18:01,946 --> 01:18:03,436
Go...
1257
01:18:03,514 --> 01:18:06,677
- Kenneth...
- You shit on my house!
1258
01:18:11,055 --> 01:18:13,148
You shit on my house.
1259
01:18:13,224 --> 01:18:15,385
I know, Kenneth.
1260
01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:19,520
(Sobbing) I know.
1261
01:18:27,471 --> 01:18:31,771
The quiz will cover every muscle
from the levator scapula...
1262
01:18:31,842 --> 01:18:34,640
to the spinalis thoracis.
1263
01:18:34,712 --> 01:18:35,660
- (Cheerleaders) T... U... C...
- It will consist of
1264
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:39,115
Fifteen multiple choices
and five mini-essays.
1265
01:18:39,183 --> 01:18:42,084
- S... O... N.
- Your score will then account...
1266
01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:45,485
- T... U... C... S... O... N.
- For 20 % of your final grade.
1267
01:18:45,556 --> 01:18:47,490
Good luck.
1268
01:18:47,558 --> 01:18:50,857
(Chattering)
1269
01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,889
Hi, Cindy.
1270
01:19:01,939 --> 01:19:05,534
(School bell dinging)
1271
01:19:24,895 --> 01:19:27,989
I'm sorry about having to come in here.
1272
01:19:28,065 --> 01:19:31,091
But I have to talk to you.
1273
01:19:31,168 --> 01:19:34,934
I realize what a jerk I became.
1274
01:19:37,374 --> 01:19:41,504
All I ever did was think about you,
1275
01:19:41,579 --> 01:19:45,208
dream about being part of your life.
1276
01:19:45,282 --> 01:19:47,216
(Exhales)
1277
01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:50,753
And then I got that stupid idea.
1278
01:19:50,821 --> 01:19:53,483
And I let it turn me
into something I'm not.
1279
01:19:53,557 --> 01:19:55,525
(Toilet flushes)
1280
01:19:56,961 --> 01:20:02,399
You sure did, sicko pervert!
I remember you from the dance.
1281
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:04,696
- You morally depraved psycho!
- (Ronald) Ow!
1282
01:20:04,768 --> 01:20:07,828
Detention... one month!
1283
01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,731
Becky, will you please
hand me that other one?
1284
01:20:11,809 --> 01:20:13,743
Thanks.
1285
01:20:20,184 --> 01:20:23,278
- You nuked my brother.
- What?
1286
01:20:23,354 --> 01:20:27,688
You took him from geek status
to king status to no status.
1287
01:20:28,459 --> 01:20:30,427
Chuckie Miller, right?
1288
01:20:30,494 --> 01:20:33,588
He's resorted to sending his messenger boy?
1289
01:20:33,664 --> 01:20:36,827
"Boy?" I see no boy here!
1290
01:20:39,036 --> 01:20:42,005
(Coughs)
1291
01:20:42,072 --> 01:20:44,097
You think you shut me up?
1292
01:20:44,174 --> 01:20:47,302
I didn't? Well, let me try again.
1293
01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:52,710
The babe said it was good for my complexion.
1294
01:20:55,753 --> 01:21:00,315
(Whispering calculations)
1295
01:21:09,199 --> 01:21:11,861
- (Knocking)
- (Mom) Cynthia?
1296
01:21:11,935 --> 01:21:14,096
(Knocking continues)
1297
01:21:14,171 --> 01:21:17,004
Cindy?
1298
01:21:17,074 --> 01:21:20,441
There's a call for you on my line.
Somebody named Donald.
1299
01:21:20,511 --> 01:21:22,945
(Sighs)
1300
01:21:23,013 --> 01:21:25,277
I don't know anybody named Donald.
1301
01:21:25,349 --> 01:21:30,309
- Tell him I'm out of the country or something.
- Okay.
1302
01:21:34,024 --> 01:21:37,824
I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini.
I saw her today.
1303
01:21:37,895 --> 01:21:40,989
Well, my daughter doesn't
know anyone named...
1304
01:21:41,065 --> 01:21:42,999
Ronald, is that you?
1305
01:21:43,067 --> 01:21:45,661
Why did you say your name was Donald?
1306
01:21:45,736 --> 01:21:49,433
Uh... I guess I made a mistake.
Bye-bye.
1307
01:21:49,506 --> 01:21:51,440
(Exhales)
1308
01:21:51,508 --> 01:21:53,976
Mom, what'd he say?
1309
01:21:54,044 --> 01:21:55,978
First, he's a geek.
1310
01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:59,982
And then you start going out with him.
And then he's a geek again.
1311
01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,984
Honey, I don't know what a geek is.
1312
01:22:02,052 --> 01:22:05,852
I guess, at the present time,
a geek is Ronald Miller.
1313
01:22:05,923 --> 01:22:10,019
Who says? Hmm?
1314
01:22:12,229 --> 01:22:14,288
(Lawn mower engine whirring)
1315
01:22:22,339 --> 01:22:27,003
- ♪ (Ronald singing loudly, indistinct) ♪
- (Lawn mower engine continues)
1316
01:22:34,284 --> 01:22:36,343
Oh, my God!
1317
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:39,355
Pow!
1318
01:22:40,991 --> 01:22:42,925
(Cindy) Would you stop it?
1319
01:22:42,993 --> 01:22:45,052
Stop it! The neighbors, man!
1320
01:22:45,129 --> 01:22:48,155
Listen, all right? Hold on!
Just turn it off!
1321
01:22:48,232 --> 01:22:52,635
My mother was calling the police, until
I told her you had a chemical imbalance...
1322
01:22:52,703 --> 01:22:54,796
and you are seeking psychiatric help!
1323
01:22:54,872 --> 01:22:56,806
- (Panting) I need to talk to you.
- Fine.
1324
01:22:56,874 --> 01:22:59,308
Every time I called, you were either
taking a bath, washing your hair.
1325
01:22:59,376 --> 01:23:02,402
Or you were out of the country.
That was a good one, by the way.
1326
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,971
I tried to get you alone at school,
but I got a month's detention.
1327
01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:08,813
Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms,
aren't you?
1328
01:23:10,754 --> 01:23:16,249
Cindy, Just hear me out. And then
I'll leave you alone. Okay?
1329
01:23:18,929 --> 01:23:22,626
Oh! You t...
You demolished me New Year's Eve.
1330
01:23:24,334 --> 01:23:29,966
But see... I realized you did me a favor.
You brought me back to reality.
1331
01:23:31,508 --> 01:23:34,238
All I ever wanted to do
was get close to you.
1332
01:23:36,346 --> 01:23:40,908
And then, when I finally got there,
it wasn't me anymore.
1333
01:23:42,653 --> 01:23:46,851
Cindy... Oh, Cindy.
1334
01:23:46,924 --> 01:23:50,382
I was Just hoping we could
sort this out, you know?
1335
01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:55,796
The real me and the real you. That's all.
1336
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,934
(Exhales)
1337
01:24:01,038 --> 01:24:02,972
Okay.
1338
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,032
- But not at 6:00 in the morning.
- Okay.
1339
01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:08,703
I'll come back at 11:00.
1340
01:24:10,747 --> 01:24:15,411
I'll be washing my hair...
out of the country.
1341
01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:17,453
That's my favorite one.
1342
01:24:17,521 --> 01:24:19,955
(Laughs weakly)
1343
01:24:23,594 --> 01:24:26,620
(Starts, stops lawn mower)
1344
01:24:26,697 --> 01:24:29,598
Tell your mom I'm sorry.
1345
01:24:36,073 --> 01:24:38,268
(Sighs) Is that right?
1346
01:24:38,342 --> 01:24:40,833
- Good Job.
- Really? Oh, my God!
1347
01:24:46,550 --> 01:24:50,782
- What's happening, guys?
- Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too.
1348
01:24:50,854 --> 01:24:53,584
Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way!
1349
01:24:53,657 --> 01:24:56,956
Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what
I would have done without you. Really.
1350
01:24:57,027 --> 01:25:01,123
No problem. J-Just, uh, take your
time and follow the steps.
1351
01:25:01,198 --> 01:25:04,964
Kenneth "Worm Man" is trying to pull
a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us.
1352
01:25:05,035 --> 01:25:08,163
- He's probably trying to pay her off.
- Relax, man. He's harmless.
1353
01:25:08,238 --> 01:25:10,468
I'm sending him back to the minor leagues.
1354
01:25:10,540 --> 01:25:12,474
- Be cool, man.
- Hey, calm down.
1355
01:25:13,710 --> 01:25:16,270
Oh, man. He's gonna
make a fool of himself.
1356
01:25:16,346 --> 01:25:19,577
- Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp?
- H-Helping her with some math.
1357
01:25:19,650 --> 01:25:22,813
- No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam.
- A what?
1358
01:25:22,886 --> 01:25:25,076
You better get back to your own side,
1359
01:25:25,077 --> 01:25:27,823
or I'm gonna send you back to
Geeksville in a milk carton!
1360
01:25:27,891 --> 01:25:31,156
Would you guys do something?
1361
01:25:36,066 --> 01:25:39,467
- Oh, return of the living dread.
- Why don't you lay off?
1362
01:25:39,536 --> 01:25:42,300
- Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead?
- Take your hands off Kenneth.
1363
01:25:42,372 --> 01:25:44,306
Or I'll break your arm.
Your pitching arm!
1364
01:25:44,374 --> 01:25:47,036
Oh yeah? Well, don't
make me laugh, lawn boy.
1365
01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:49,704
Let go.
1366
01:25:51,048 --> 01:25:53,881
Now!
1367
01:25:58,422 --> 01:26:00,481
You broke your arm once before, remember?
1368
01:26:00,557 --> 01:26:04,391
You fell out of our tree house.
Kenneth picked you up...
1369
01:26:04,461 --> 01:26:09,728
and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital.
Yeah, you cried all the way.
1370
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,361
We were all friends then, remember?
1371
01:26:13,437 --> 01:26:16,031
And now you want to end his life...
1372
01:26:16,106 --> 01:26:19,837
because he's talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.
1373
01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:24,540
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know,
'cause that's where I wanted to be.
1374
01:26:24,614 --> 01:26:28,983
On your side, with your crowd.
But I messed up.
1375
01:26:29,052 --> 01:26:31,953
See, I tried to buy my way in.
1376
01:26:32,022 --> 01:26:35,822
But Kenneth... he's not
trying to buy anybody.
1377
01:26:37,094 --> 01:26:41,531
He's Just trying to make friends.
Being himself.
1378
01:26:41,598 --> 01:26:45,261
"Cools," "Nerds," "Your side," "My side."
1379
01:26:45,335 --> 01:26:49,897
Man, it's all bullshit.
It's just tough enough to be yourself.
1380
01:26:59,950 --> 01:27:02,248
It's all right.
1381
01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:18,494
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
1382
01:27:35,018 --> 01:27:37,384
(Cheers, applause)
1383
01:28:13,123 --> 01:28:16,058
(Engine off)
1384
01:28:18,328 --> 01:28:20,990
This should cover it.
1385
01:28:32,576 --> 01:28:34,567
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
1386
01:28:34,644 --> 01:28:36,976
Yeah, me too.
1387
01:28:37,047 --> 01:28:38,981
(Car horn honking)
1388
01:28:39,049 --> 01:28:41,176
(Patty) You ready?
1389
01:28:41,251 --> 01:28:43,185
Come on. Let's go.
1390
01:28:43,253 --> 01:28:45,244
- I gotta go, okay?
- Yeah.
1391
01:28:45,322 --> 01:28:47,256
- See ya.
- Bye-bye.
1392
01:28:48,992 --> 01:28:52,086
(Chattering)
1393
01:29:07,577 --> 01:29:09,602
Hi, Ronnie.
1394
01:29:16,319 --> 01:29:20,221
- All right! Take a chance!
- Whoo-hoo!
1395
01:29:38,942 --> 01:29:41,570
(Cindy) Ronald!
1396
01:29:42,612 --> 01:29:44,546
Ronald!
1397
01:29:48,018 --> 01:29:50,452
- Go for it!
- Donald!
1398
01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:55,848
(Laughing)
1399
01:29:56,893 --> 01:29:58,986
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Now, hang on.
1400
01:29:59,062 --> 01:30:01,292
- (Laughing)
- Whoo!
1401
01:30:01,364 --> 01:30:03,855
Okay, let's get this deal
straight one last time.
1402
01:30:03,934 --> 01:30:06,732
Now, you can have Saturday nights,
but only if you ask me in advance.
1403
01:30:06,803 --> 01:30:09,465
Okay, I'm asking you in advance.
Will you go to the prom with me?
1404
01:30:09,539 --> 01:30:12,906
Not if you do that stupid dance.
1405
01:30:12,976 --> 01:30:15,206
- Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it's important.
1406
01:30:15,278 --> 01:30:18,441
- Oh, it's a must.
- Definitely. (Laughs)
1407
01:30:18,515 --> 01:30:21,848
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1408
01:30:21,918 --> 01:30:23,852
♪ Love ♪
1409
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:27,253
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1410
01:30:27,324 --> 01:30:29,952
♪ I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ♪
1411
01:30:30,026 --> 01:30:32,756
♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪
1412
01:30:32,829 --> 01:30:35,320
♪ I'll get you anything my friend ♪
1413
01:30:35,398 --> 01:30:38,265
♪ If it makes you feel all right ♪
1414
01:30:38,335 --> 01:30:41,031
♪ 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ♪
1415
01:30:41,104 --> 01:30:43,732
♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
1416
01:30:43,807 --> 01:30:46,367
♪ I'll give you all I've got to give ♪
1417
01:30:46,443 --> 01:30:49,310
♪ If you say you'll love me too ♪
1418
01:30:49,379 --> 01:30:51,813
♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪
1419
01:30:51,881 --> 01:30:54,873
♪ But what I got I'll give to you ♪
1420
01:30:54,951 --> 01:30:57,681
♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
1421
01:30:57,754 --> 01:30:59,688
♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
1422
01:30:59,756 --> 01:31:03,123
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1423
01:31:03,193 --> 01:31:05,127
♪ Everybody tells me so ♪
1424
01:31:05,195 --> 01:31:08,926
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1425
01:31:08,999 --> 01:31:11,661
♪ No, no, no... no ♪
1426
01:31:11,735 --> 01:31:14,499
♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪
1427
01:31:14,571 --> 01:31:17,369
♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪
1428
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:20,102
♪ Tell me that you want
the kind of things ♪
1429
01:31:20,176 --> 01:31:22,974
♪ That money just can't buy ♪
1430
01:31:23,046 --> 01:31:25,913
♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
1431
01:31:25,982 --> 01:31:28,644
♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
1432
01:31:28,718 --> 01:31:30,777
♪ Owwww ♪
1433
01:31:46,069 --> 01:31:49,698
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1434
01:31:49,773 --> 01:31:51,707
♪ Everybody tells me so ♪
1435
01:31:51,775 --> 01:31:55,302
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1436
01:31:55,378 --> 01:31:58,040
♪ No, no, no... no ♪
1437
01:31:58,114 --> 01:32:00,878
♪ Say you don't need no diamond rings ♪
1438
01:32:00,950 --> 01:32:03,680
♪ And I'll be satisfied ♪
1439
01:32:03,753 --> 01:32:06,517
♪ Tell me that you want
the kind of things ♪
1440
01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,490
♪ That money just can't buy ♪
1441
01:32:09,559 --> 01:32:12,153
♪ I don't care too much for money ♪
1442
01:32:12,228 --> 01:32:14,594
♪ Money can't buy me love ♪
1443
01:32:14,664 --> 01:32:17,929
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1444
01:32:18,001 --> 01:32:19,935
♪ Love ♪
1445
01:32:20,003 --> 01:32:23,370
♪ Can't buy me love ♪
1446
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:26,466
♪ Ohh ♪