1 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,669 Where do l start? 2 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:23,840 3 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,636 lt´s not you. 4 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:31,598 Well, actually, it is you. 5 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,770 Look, l´m just not-- 6 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,773 l´m not attracted to you any more. 7 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,777 l need space. 8 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:47,948 You kinda-- 9 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,869 You kinda gross me out. 10 00:00:55,622 --> 00:01:00,377 ln the beginning, it was different. ln the beginning, you were better. 11 00:01:00,543 --> 00:01:05,006 But then l got to know you real well, and... 12 00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:08,009 l-- l came to realize... 13 00:01:11,429 --> 00:01:13,431 that you´re a fat idiot. 14 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,771 -l got ya. l got ya. l got ya. l got ya. -Okay. Okay. 15 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:22,857 - Okay, okay, okay. Let me try it. - You gotta be straight. 16 00:01:23,024 --> 00:01:26,361 - Okay. - Straight face. - Okay, okay. - All right. 17 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:31,992 - l want a divorce. - Why? 18 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,995 lt´s a physical thing. 19 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:40,709 - Physical? - l´ve been experimenting with other men lately. 20 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:44,546 A lot of other men and women. 21 00:01:46,089 --> 00:01:51,219 l don´t know. l mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue... 22 00:01:52,262 --> 00:01:54,973 and William´s stamina is amazing. 23 00:01:55,140 --> 00:02:00,061 And as far as hands go, well, your father´s hands are-- 24 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:06,526 You are no match. l have no equal. 25 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:09,863 Get down here. 26 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,073 lf the shoe fits 27 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,201 l want you to wear it and wear it good 28 00:02:17,579 --> 00:02:21,917 Sulkin´ about them times when l was by myself 29 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:26,254 l was always lookin´ for somebody else 30 00:02:26,421 --> 00:02:30,842 But as time went on l had a talk with my mind 31 00:02:31,009 --> 00:02:34,930 Friends like you and you l gotta leave behind 32 00:02:35,096 --> 00:02:39,351 And l´m sayin´ call me a fool ´Cause you only rub it in 33 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:44,773 - And l´ll never see you if l had known - l´ll never see them again 34 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:48,526 ´Cause, well l know the difference Just stay in my own business 35 00:02:48,693 --> 00:02:51,780 And l´ll never, ever depend on you 36 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:57,994 Friends and enemies around me every day 37 00:02:58,161 --> 00:03:02,457 l can´t believe the things they say 38 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:06,878 Takin´ me for granted Give me no credit at all 39 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:11,841 l´ll just keep bouncin´ like a bouncin´ ball 40 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,142 l don´t wanna step on nobody´s foot but 41 00:03:29,317 --> 00:03:33,321 You call me a fool but you only rub it in 42 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:36,366 And l´ll never see you if l had known 43 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,493 l´ll never see that again 44 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:42,622 ´Cause, well l know the difference Just stay in my own business 45 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:46,418 And l´ll never, ever depend on you 46 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:10,442 B-B-B-Brickman´s! B-B-Brickman´s Powerboats! 47 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:13,320 Get it? Brickman´s sells powerboats. 48 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:18,116 We make the company mascot a powerboat. What do you think? 49 00:04:19,534 --> 00:04:21,953 - l like it. Good work, Alan. - Yes! 50 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,789 - Zachary, you´re up. - All right. l just wanna show you-- 51 00:04:24,956 --> 00:04:27,709 - Ladies and gentlemen, Zachary! - Yes, sir. No-- 52 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:30,378 l haven´t taken these to the focus group yet. l´m still working on that part. 53 00:04:30,545 --> 00:04:33,131 But l just wanted to let you know these are just preliminary sketches. 54 00:04:33,298 --> 00:04:35,383 Zach. 55 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:39,763 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new mascot for Hidy Ho Cookies-- 56 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,767 Zippy! 57 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,485 What-- What is it? 58 00:04:53,652 --> 00:04:55,695 - Zippy. - What is Zippy? 59 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,198 - He´s a cookie man. - He´s a cookie man? 60 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,367 What is that, uh, on the ground behind him? 61 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,911 Oh, that´s a trail of chocolate chips. See, wherever Zippy goes... 62 00:05:03,078 --> 00:05:05,455 he leaves this magical trail of chocolate for all the boys and girls-- 63 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:09,793 Magical? This-- This looks like poop. lt looks like piles of poop. 64 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:13,964 - lt looks like Zippy´s walking around, ju-- just crapping all over the place. - Stop. 65 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,757 - lt looks like-- - No, no. Those are chocolate chips. 66 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,301 - Emma, what do you think it looks like? - Excrement. 67 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:22,722 Zach, let´s just say you´re about to take a big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie? 68 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,184 What´s the last image you want floating through your head? 69 00:05:26,351 --> 00:05:28,478 - Excrement? - Excrement. Right. 70 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:31,856 Listen, l wanna go out on a limb here. l´m gonna say maybe we should avoid... 71 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:34,484 all bowel-related items with this particular product. 72 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:36,653 - Just a hunch, you know? - l´ll work up something different. 73 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,072 - All right. Thanks. - Nick Beam´s office. 74 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:42,325 - Oh, hi, Ann. - Ooh, aah-- - lt´s your wife. 75 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:45,287 Everybody out. Big business deal. 76 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,584 - Hello. - Now we´re still on for tonight. You stood me up twice, you know? 77 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,836 lt´s a done deal. New York Philharmonic. Last night in town. 78 00:05:53,003 --> 00:05:55,046 l´ll be escorting the sexiest woman in the world. 79 00:05:55,213 --> 00:05:58,508 - What about me? - We´ll bring ya. 80 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:01,761 Oh, guess what? My sister left a message on the machine. 81 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,014 And she´s coming in with her fiance next Friday. 82 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,515 - No. Oh, wow. - Yeah! 83 00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:08,184 l finally get to meet the mysterious queen of the Peace Corps. 84 00:06:08,351 --> 00:06:10,312 Yes, you do. Hey, can you pick ´em up? 85 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:14,024 Yeah, sure. When is it? 86 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:16,276 A week from today. 87 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,696 l think it´ll be around 10:30. l´m not sure. l´ll have to check. 88 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:22,198 P.B. wants to see you A.S.A.P. 89 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:25,785 Sorry, honey, l gotta go. There´s an onslaught of initials coming at me. 90 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,122 - Okay. Tell him hello. - l will. 91 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,875 - l hate you. - Me too. Bye. 92 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:36,671 - Philip. - Nick. 93 00:06:38,048 --> 00:06:40,550 Oh, oh! Bungee jumping. Sunday. 94 00:06:40,717 --> 00:06:43,470 Nick! 95 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,722 - No thanks, Phillip. - P.B. 96 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:47,641 No thanks, P.B. 97 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:51,728 - Nick? - P.B.? 98 00:06:51,895 --> 00:06:54,314 Okay, okay. Okay, forget it. 99 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:58,193 - This guy is new. - Yeah. What do you think? 100 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,363 Uh, l think he likes me. 101 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:05,867 Niroog, the fertility god. 102 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:09,913 Boy, l like looking at this. Handmade in the Paleolithic period. 103 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,916 Had to sacrifice my ldes of March gold aureus in trade. 104 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:17,504 Pity. But, uh, l think worth it. 105 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,799 So, which one of you wanted to see me? 106 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:23,218 - Charles McGinty is coming in at 5:00. - The Charles McGinty? 107 00:07:23,385 --> 00:07:26,221 - ´´McGinty Crackers´´ Charles McGinty? - The very same. - Fantastic. 108 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:29,516 Anyway, l was supposed to have dinner with McGinty tonight. l´d love for you to stand in for me. 109 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,143 Oh, no, uh, s-- Phillip, l-l promised Ann l-l would-- 110 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:36,356 Nick. Oh, Nick. You gotta help me out here. 111 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,608 l don´t get this lucky every day. 112 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:42,862 - Look, if this is about a woman-- - You´re a pal. l gotta go. 113 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:47,784 - lt just needs to be-- - Guess who just called? 114 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,747 -Ann´s divorce lawyer? -McGinty´s secretary. He´s rescheduling. 115 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:56,543 - All right! Yes! - Want me to get Ann on the line? 116 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,630 No, l´m gonna try to beat her home. l wanna surprise her. 117 00:08:00,797 --> 00:08:03,091 This is great, huh? 118 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:24,613 - The wife again? - No, actually l just met this incredible brunette on the elevator. 119 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:28,283 Well, l´m jealous. What would l have to do to get flowers all the time? 120 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:31,494 - You don´t get flowers all the time? - Nope. 121 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,331 That´s a crime. 122 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,733 Grab it! Grab it! 123 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,563 That´s right. That´s right. 124 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,461 Phillip. 125 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:25,126 Hey, asshole, get outta the road! 126 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,765 Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump 127 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,518 l say fight, You´re outta the corner a day late, a dollar short 128 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:43,478 Friday mornings most people don´t get 129 00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:48,817 You change your life from left to right You get your wit tracks tight 130 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,027 Must be testing the master 131 00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,154 The under hood the underworld´s under man 132 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,407 Never mind being understood Long as we understand 133 00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:58,034 You can´t twist transistor mixing friends 134 00:11:58,201 --> 00:12:00,537 Soldiers over here don´t snitch They bitch and bit 135 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,831 All hours while the crowds peepin´ in 136 00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:18,680 Welcome to hell, bitch. 137 00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:20,682 Car, keys, wallet. Now! 138 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:27,105 D´you hear what l said? 139 00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:29,316 Okay. Now you listen, and you listen good. 140 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,320 This is a gun. Okay? Don´t be fuckin´ around with no gun, white boy. 141 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,572 Helen Keller, l´m talkin´ to you. 142 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:38,658 l know you hear what the fuck l´m sayin´ to you. 143 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,580 Boy, did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day. 144 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,458 Oh! 145 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,712 Oh, shit. 146 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:54,090 Oh, you´re trying to lock me-- U-U-Unlock the door. 147 00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:59,679 Stop, motherfucker! Stop the car! Stop the car! 148 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:12,108 You´re driving on the sidewalk, man! People got to walk there! 149 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,528 Pull over, man! White boy, l said pull over! 150 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,957 Yo, man, there´s a truck. 151 00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:29,960 l said, yo, man, there´s a truck. 152 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,921 Yo, man, there´s a truck right there. Stop! 153 00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:47,686 What about my wallet? You wanted to rob me, didn´t you? 154 00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:50,563 Yes. l distinctly remember you wanting to rob me. 155 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,565 Here´s my wallet. You want it? 156 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,193 Here it is. Here. Here. Right out there. 157 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:01,741 - What you doin´, man? That was money. - Oh, l´m sorry. l got something else for you. 158 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,995 l´m blind! l can´t see shit. 159 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:12,419 The honeys dug my eyes. The honeys loved my eyes. 160 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,710 All right, you win, man. All right? ls that what you wanna hear? You win. 161 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:03,261 What the fuck? 162 00:15:03,428 --> 00:15:06,306 No, you ain´t one of them desert slashers, are you? 163 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:11,519 Cut a person body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and shit, huh? 164 00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:15,148 Oh, shit! We are in the fucking desert. 165 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:20,654 l´m in the car with a psycho, freaky, Jason hack-killer motherfucker. 166 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:24,241 Hey, please don´t kill me, freaky Jason. 167 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:27,577 l said, please don´t kill me, freaky Jason. 168 00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:35,001 l done fucked around and caught a ride with the wrong white boy! 169 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,441 - Get out. - With pleasure. 170 00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:01,444 ´´Sayo-fuckin´-nara,´´ pal. 171 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,201 l can´t feel my ass. 172 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,787 My ass just fell asleep. 173 00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:13,206 l didn´t even know an ass could fall asleep! 174 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,126 lt´s all tingly and shit! 175 00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:19,129 Come on, man. You can´t leave me out here. 176 00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:22,924 Yo, man! You can´t just leave me out here. 177 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,330 Okay, l´ll make a deal with you. 178 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:56,166 You drive me home, l´ll forget about this whole kidnapping shit. 179 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,502 Oh, come on. 180 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,630 Hello. You tried to rob me. 181 00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:07,677 You had a gun to my head. 182 00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,679 Look, l told you the gun wasn´t loaded. 183 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:12,515 You got yourself into this. 184 00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:16,311 You know what you are? You´re a bad person. You´re an armed robber. 185 00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:18,188 Don´t expect me to feel sorry for you. 186 00:17:18,355 --> 00:17:21,024 Excuse me. ls there a problem here? 187 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:23,693 - Yes. - ls this man botherin´ you? 188 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:26,780 - Yes, he is. - Oh, so you´re just gonna come right at the brother. 189 00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:28,782 Why don´t you ask if he´s bothering me? 190 00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:32,077 Lady, for all you know, l could be Denzel Washington. 191 00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:34,496 Take a good look. 192 00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:37,123 He could be some celebrity stalker. 193 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,417 l´m gonna have to ask you to pay for this coffee now... 194 00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,544 ´cause l´ve seen these things escalate before. 195 00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:46,383 No problem. My wallet. 196 00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:56,184 Wow! Looks like the celebrity stalker don´t have a wallet. 197 00:17:56,351 --> 00:18:00,063 Oh, well, thank you. l will get your change, sir. 198 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:09,906 What? You want me to thank you? So l owe you a buck. 199 00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:14,202 How was you goin´ to get gas? You don´t have no money, no credit cards. 200 00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:17,414 No l.D. 201 00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:20,542 Shit, man. 202 00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,836 Okay. All right. 203 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:27,841 You give me money for gas and l´ll take you back. 204 00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,844 l´m cool. l´m-- l´m straight. 205 00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:33,763 As a matter of fact, l-- you know, l like it out here in the desert. 206 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,433 You know, you get all sweaty and shit. 207 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,354 Just bubbling off your ass. Just-- What? 208 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,607 l just remembered. 209 00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:47,235 l have a spare credit card in the side compartment. 210 00:18:58,455 --> 00:19:02,000 Uh-huh, right here! 211 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:05,337 What´s up? 212 00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,422 What´s up, white boy? W-W-What´s up, huh? 213 00:19:07,589 --> 00:19:09,925 Come on, come on. What ya got? 214 00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:14,220 Huh? Look at you. You done fucked around and got dropped. 215 00:19:23,146 --> 00:19:25,065 Get the fuck outta here. 216 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,485 - What? - You hit like a ole girl, man. 217 00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:30,987 Get the fuck on out of here, man. Go about your business. 218 00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:37,410 Motherf-- 219 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,417 What the hell is this, your merry-go-round move? 220 00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,720 Yo, l understand. 221 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,147 Aha! 222 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:17,576 Thank you. 223 00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:32,299 Hey. Oh, shit. 224 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,929 l didn´t know it was expired. l never use it. 225 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,852 So why are you out here? 226 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:46,521 - What do you care? - l´m curious. 227 00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,481 l´m a student of human nature. 228 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,859 You´re a freak of human nature. 229 00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:53,820 That´s all right. l forgive you. 230 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:57,073 lt´s clear you have woman problems. 231 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,075 You´re way off base. 232 00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,912 - l´m off base? - Yeah. Way off base. 233 00:21:02,037 --> 00:21:04,247 - She mess around on you? - Look. 234 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:08,001 Even if l wanted to talk about it-- which l don´t-- it wouldn´t be with you. 235 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:11,630 You give her some nastiness? l know you gave her some serious nastiness. 236 00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:15,967 - Just forget it. - What about him? Did you fuck him up? 237 00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:20,889 Did you whoop his ass? l bet you hit that motherfucker with a bat, didn´t ya? 238 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:24,100 Kling! Pow! Fucked his ass up, didn´t ya? 239 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:28,229 No, wait a minute. You capped him. You capped that motherfucker, didn´t you? 240 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,565 That´s why you out here in the desert, ain´t ya? 241 00:21:30,732 --> 00:21:33,860 Look. l didn´t shoot him. l didn´t say anything to my wife. l just left. 242 00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:35,904 - What do you mean, you just left? - Just left. l-- 243 00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:38,990 l saw them doing you know... 244 00:21:39,157 --> 00:21:43,453 and l walked away. 245 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,415 What a pussy. 246 00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:51,544 No wonder your woman is sneaking behind your back, man. 247 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,465 Know what your problem is? You don´t have the respect of your woman, man. 248 00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:57,968 That´s what it is. Me, l got all that. 249 00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:00,011 l go home, my dinner´s on the table. 250 00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:02,180 Bam! l don´t wanna hear shit, woman. 251 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:06,393 - And if l want lovin´-- if l´m in the mood-- l get that too. - You´re so full of shit. What would you have done? 252 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,938 Man, l would have went back to that house and l´d have pulled a Terminator on the front door. 253 00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:13,942 Boom, boom, boom! Who the fuck do you think you´re playin´ with, woman? 254 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,821 Who do you think l am, some fruity pie? l ain´t no fruity pie. 255 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,448 l´m-- l´m Nick Beam. 256 00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,450 That´s what l told her. l´m Nick Beam. 257 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:26,830 And Nick Beam ain´t puttin´ up with that bullshit. 258 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,083 She´d have been crying, you know ? ´´Oh, Nick, oh, Nick, please take me back. 259 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,294 Please, please, Nick. lt was only one time.´´ 260 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:36,339 l´m gonna ´´one time´´ your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate... 261 00:22:36,506 --> 00:22:38,341 the ruler of his destiny. 262 00:22:38,508 --> 00:22:42,345 So if you wanna cry on somebody´s shoulder, why don´t you cry on Superdick? 263 00:22:42,512 --> 00:22:45,015 As for Nick Beam, l´m fit, lit... 264 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:48,018 and l damn sure ain´t takin´ no shit. 265 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:52,939 So you can get the fuck out. 266 00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,569 That´s what l woulda told the bitch. 267 00:22:57,736 --> 00:23:00,655 That´s what l told the bitch. 268 00:23:04,409 --> 00:23:06,953 - What the-- - Hey, hold it. Hold it. 269 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,497 Break it up. Break it up. What´s goin´ on here? 270 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,044 Should l pay cash, or do you wanna use your credit card? 271 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,407 Ah, fu-- Oh-- Ah-- Oh, shit. 272 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:48,036 - Put the money in the bag. Put the money in the fuckin´ bag! - Okay. 273 00:23:48,203 --> 00:23:51,414 - Shit. - Let´s go! Put the money in the fuckin´ bag. 274 00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:58,255 Shit. 275 00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,257 You weren´t gonna leave without me, were you? 276 00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:03,593 - What do you think you´re doing? - There´s a special they got goin´ on. 277 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,264 You get a free stack of cash with every fill-up. Some luck, huh? 278 00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:09,766 How stupid can you be? 279 00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,811 - We better get out of here. - You take that money back. 280 00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:16,940 - l´m serious, man. We better get goin´. - We´ll get goin´ as soon you bring back that money. 281 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:21,236 - l´m not bullshittin´! Move out! - l´m not going anywhere until you return-- 282 00:24:21,403 --> 00:24:22,946 Here we go. 283 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:34,583 - Why? Why? Why? - l didn´t have any money, man. 284 00:24:34,749 --> 00:24:39,504 - Oh, you had money. - No. No. That five dollars l gave the waitress was it. 285 00:24:39,671 --> 00:24:43,925 - What the-- - Oh, great. Buford´s come to kill us. 286 00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:52,309 - Persistent hillbilly motherfucker. - He has every right to be. 287 00:24:52,475 --> 00:24:55,562 You robbed him at gunpoint. You dick! 288 00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:00,817 Hey, hey, you´re the one who threw the wallet out the fuckin´ window. 289 00:25:00,984 --> 00:25:03,320 Smart. 290 00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:04,571 Great! 291 00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:11,494 Oh, shit. 292 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:17,500 - All right, man. What you doin´? - Come on, asshole. 293 00:25:19,502 --> 00:25:23,840 Well, would you look at these crazy sons a bitches? 294 00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:26,509 Oh, shit. We gonna die. Pull off the fuckin´ road. 295 00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:29,262 Man, would you pull off the fuckin´ road! 296 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,015 Oh, shit! 297 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:35,101 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit. 298 00:25:57,499 --> 00:25:59,709 Hey, Earl. 299 00:26:10,929 --> 00:26:12,973 Oh, sh-- 300 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:17,060 l´m alive! You alive! 301 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,354 How´d you know that hillbilly was gonna turn first? 302 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:24,025 You did know he was gonna turn first, didn´t ya? 303 00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:27,279 You know what? lt don´t even matter. 304 00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:30,365 l´m alive! You alive, man! 305 00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:45,255 - Get out! - What? - Get out! 306 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,058 What are you even thinking when you do something like that? 307 00:26:57,225 --> 00:26:59,894 - You think you´re never gonna get caught? - We didn´t get caught. 308 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,606 That´s not the point. lt´s beetleheaded. 309 00:27:02,772 --> 00:27:04,733 lt´s-- lt´s only a matter of time before you do get caught. 310 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:09,279 - What is beetleheaded? - lt´s a synonym for ´´stupid.´´ 311 00:27:09,446 --> 00:27:14,618 Oh. Well, here´s a synonym for ´´procreation.´´ Fuck you! 312 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:18,622 lt´s easy for you to point the finger when you´re sittin´ on your rich ass in a big fuckin´ house. 313 00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:21,541 - l´m not rich. - Oh, yeah. 314 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,168 - How big´s your TV? - What? 315 00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:25,503 - l say, how big´s your TV? - Fifty-inch. 316 00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:29,132 - Get in the car. - Oh, please. Let´s not make this a social issue. 317 00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:32,928 The point is that even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it. 318 00:27:33,094 --> 00:27:36,806 - Enlighten me. - A mask. Wear a mask. 319 00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:39,059 You see, the police have this thing called a ´´lineup...´´ 320 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,520 and if someone recognizes you, you go to jail! 321 00:27:42,687 --> 00:27:45,523 Oh, how about this for a novel idea? Case the place first. 322 00:27:45,690 --> 00:27:49,569 Find out if there´s a security camera or a hidden alarm. 323 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,489 Then again, why even rob a convenience store? 324 00:27:52,656 --> 00:27:54,824 How much money could you possibly get? Two, three hundred dollars? 325 00:27:54,991 --> 00:27:57,160 Then what? You´re set for two days! Wow! 326 00:27:57,327 --> 00:28:00,372 - What do you know, lanky? - l know you go for the big score. 327 00:28:00,538 --> 00:28:02,165 One robbery, you´re set. 328 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,669 News flash, big slim. 329 00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,837 People with big money, they protect it. 330 00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:10,924 So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group where l work. 331 00:28:11,091 --> 00:28:13,551 My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault. 332 00:28:13,718 --> 00:28:16,846 At night, there´s only two guards and a personal security system. 333 00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:19,891 Now, in this case, l happen to even know the code. 334 00:28:20,058 --> 00:28:22,519 But even if l didn´t, l-- 335 00:28:26,231 --> 00:28:28,149 What? 336 00:28:31,987 --> 00:28:34,364 l got a booger in my nose? 337 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,118 What? 338 00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:40,287 Diversify. 339 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,789 You can´t trust banks, Nick. 340 00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:47,460 The entire system could crumble at any second. 341 00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:51,298 That bastard´s so heavily leveraged, it would wipe him out. 342 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:55,135 Wait a minute. Am l hearing you right? 343 00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:58,305 Mr ´´High and Mighty´´ is gonna rob his boss? 344 00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:04,561 You hear that, gila monsters? 345 00:29:04,728 --> 00:29:07,397 Old Nick Beam here is gonna rob his boss! 346 00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:11,818 l say, do you hear that, gila monsters? 347 00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:15,906 You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man. 348 00:29:19,618 --> 00:29:21,703 You´re serious? 349 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:28,585 - How much he got? - Only the bulk of his personal assets. 350 00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:33,965 - Six, seven hundred thousand. - You what? 351 00:29:34,132 --> 00:29:37,260 - Hey, you gonna need some help. - Oh, no, this has nothing to do with you. 352 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:41,431 Hey, l was present at the time of creative inspiration... 353 00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:43,934 which entitles me to partial ownership... 354 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,520 in this criminalistic endeavour. 355 00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:51,942 - Get out. - Maybe l´ll just call Quality Design Group when we get back. 356 00:29:55,153 --> 00:29:56,529 l want half. 357 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,743 We´re gonna bury this asshole. 358 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:03,828 Sure, you´re right. 359 00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:15,966 lf you ever plan 360 00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,968 To motor West 361 00:30:20,136 --> 00:30:23,139 Travel my way Take the highway 362 00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:26,226 That´s the best 363 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,229 Come on Get your kicks 364 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:31,314 On Route Sixty-- 365 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:43,243 Six 366 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:47,831 Well, it winds from Chicago 367 00:30:47,998 --> 00:30:49,916 To L.A. 368 00:30:52,168 --> 00:30:54,921 More than 2,000 miles 369 00:30:57,966 --> 00:31:01,678 - Highway shooters? - One black, one white. You tell me? 370 00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:03,638 You were there, and they got away? 371 00:31:03,805 --> 00:31:07,809 They were driving a 1996 Yukon. 372 00:31:10,312 --> 00:31:14,482 - Licence? - You know, if l had a licence number, Bart, l wouldn´t be standing here... 373 00:31:14,649 --> 00:31:17,152 - eating large quantities of shit, now, would l? - No, sir. 374 00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:21,865 Monitor calls on both sides of the border. Fax that photo to every precinct on the planet. 375 00:31:22,032 --> 00:31:26,411 There´s so much as a sneeze out there l wanna feel the mist. 376 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:41,676 l hear a voice 377 00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:44,179 - Give me all your money and a Yoo Hoo. - The money´s all locked up. 378 00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:50,602 That´ll be 79 cents, please. 379 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,398 l said Come on, little prisoner 380 00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:58,235 l got something to say 381 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,123 Something stinks, man. 382 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:14,834 You sure you ain´t got a gas leak? 383 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:18,546 - lt´s my shoes. - Your shoes? 384 00:32:21,258 --> 00:32:23,426 You ever heard of Dr Scholl´s? 385 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:26,888 l spilled some gas on my shoes at the gas station. 386 00:32:27,055 --> 00:32:29,724 You know, the one you robbed. 387 00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:34,437 - Oh, so you got a camcorder up in here. - What are you doing? 388 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,064 l´m just checkin´ it out, man. 389 00:32:36,231 --> 00:32:38,942 - Pu-- Pu-- Put it down. - l ain´t gonna break it, man. 390 00:32:39,109 --> 00:32:42,612 Just let me check it out. Just let me see. 391 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:46,199 Yo, this is your wife? 392 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:50,787 Man, l see why you were upset. 393 00:32:50,954 --> 00:32:54,666 Not bad, Nick. Not bad, Nick. 394 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,876 l mean, you know, for a cheatin´ bitch. 395 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,421 Look, don´t you call her that. 396 00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,798 You-- You don´t know her. Don´t call her that. 397 00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:04,843 Okay. No disrespect. Okay? 398 00:33:06,428 --> 00:33:08,305 What should l call her? 399 00:33:08,471 --> 00:33:11,975 Monogamously challenged? 400 00:33:13,935 --> 00:33:16,146 - God. - l was just fuckin´ with you, man. 401 00:33:16,313 --> 00:33:18,315 You know, this is an all right camera for a regular eight. 402 00:33:18,481 --> 00:33:22,235 - lt´s the best on the market. - Let me explain something to you, Nick. 403 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,947 lf you ain´t got digital, you ain´t got shit. 404 00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:28,450 This has only got one C.C.D. chip. 405 00:33:28,617 --> 00:33:31,453 Broadcast has three, Nick. 406 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:35,123 Don´t look at me like that. What, are you surprised l know shit? 407 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:38,668 The guy that sold me that camera just set up our computer network. 408 00:33:38,835 --> 00:33:42,672 - Windows NT? - No. Just Windows. 409 00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,884 - Man, get out of here with that shit. - Look, here´s a nutty idea. 410 00:33:46,051 --> 00:33:50,013 lf you actually know something about this stuff, why not use that knowledge and get a job? 411 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,098 Take a good look at me. 412 00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:55,101 - l´m not exactly the corporate colour. - That´s ridiculous. 413 00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:59,022 - lf you wanted a job, you could have one. - There´s a spider on your head. 414 00:33:59,189 --> 00:34:02,150 - What? - There´s a spider on your head. 415 00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:04,778 Look, l am sorry. l am not up on all this... 416 00:34:04,945 --> 00:34:06,780 jive-talkin´, homeboy lingo. 417 00:34:06,947 --> 00:34:10,033 What´s that supposed to mean, there´s a spider on your head? 418 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,329 lt means: There´s a spider on your motherfuckin´ head, man. 419 00:34:14,496 --> 00:34:17,165 Well, get it off! Get it off, get it off! 420 00:34:17,332 --> 00:34:19,876 - l ain´t touchin´ that shit. - Get it off! 421 00:34:20,043 --> 00:34:21,878 Get it off, get it off, get if off, get if off! 422 00:34:22,045 --> 00:34:26,508 - Get it off! - Yo, that´s a big fuckin´ spider, man. 423 00:34:26,675 --> 00:34:28,385 Oh, shit! 424 00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:36,810 Nick, it´s just a spider. 425 00:34:36,977 --> 00:34:39,646 l´m a scat man 426 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:43,400 No, no. Now don´t go crazy. 427 00:34:43,566 --> 00:34:46,695 - Yeah, you go, boy. - l´m a scat man 428 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,534 Hold on, let me focus. Let me focus on this shit. 429 00:34:52,701 --> 00:34:56,204 l´m a scat man 430 00:34:56,371 --> 00:34:59,541 Oh, shit. 431 00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:11,136 You got the hot foot! Yo, Nick! 432 00:35:11,303 --> 00:35:14,598 Get on the good foot. Get on the good-- 433 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:20,729 Aw, got it! 434 00:35:37,454 --> 00:35:39,372 l´m a scat man 435 00:35:45,295 --> 00:35:47,297 l´m a scat man 436 00:36:09,152 --> 00:36:10,987 l gotta make a call. You pump. 437 00:36:11,154 --> 00:36:13,740 - Give me the gun. - What? 438 00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:15,951 Give me the gun. 439 00:36:18,161 --> 00:36:20,664 Man, l wasn´t gonna rob the place, man. 440 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,749 Then you won´t need this. 441 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:24,751 Then you won´t need this. 442 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:37,305 You must be really fast. 443 00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:44,187 Twenty dollars on pump number 15 and a sour fruity twist. 444 00:36:48,650 --> 00:36:51,903 - You a cop? - No. 445 00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:54,781 You bastards have tried this too many times! 446 00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:56,783 - Oh, listen-- - Shut up! 447 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:59,536 - l wasn´t gonna-- - Shut up. 448 00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:09,754 Emmitt County Sheriff´s Station. Hello. Hello. 449 00:37:09,921 --> 00:37:12,591 - Uh-- - Yes, may l help you? 450 00:37:12,716 --> 00:37:16,094 That show, Cops... 451 00:37:16,261 --> 00:37:18,513 l love it. 452 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,141 Have you ever had a really bad day? 453 00:37:23,226 --> 00:37:25,061 l´m havin´ one right now. 454 00:37:25,228 --> 00:37:27,939 Now, look, baby, l told you l´d be home later. 455 00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:32,110 Now, this guy say he got a job for me, okay, payin´ big money. 456 00:37:32,277 --> 00:37:35,363 Okay, now, please, don´t argue with me. Not-Not now. All right? 457 00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:37,866 l´ll see you later. Okay. 458 00:37:46,249 --> 00:37:48,084 Oh, oh. Oh. 459 00:37:48,251 --> 00:37:52,589 Now all l want´s $20 on pump number 15 and a sour fruity twist. 460 00:37:52,756 --> 00:37:56,468 - ls that too much to ask? - No, sir. 461 00:37:56,635 --> 00:37:59,346 - Do you mind if l take your gun? - No, sir. 462 00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:02,933 Would you please rip the phone cord out of the wall? 463 00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:07,270 - What? - Would you rip the phone cord out of the wall, please? 464 00:38:07,437 --> 00:38:12,442 Thank you. This is for the phone and for the gun and for the sour fruity twist. 465 00:38:12,609 --> 00:38:18,448 And $20 on pump number 15. Go on. 466 00:38:18,615 --> 00:38:20,617 - Thank you for your patience. - Yes, sir. 467 00:38:24,496 --> 00:38:26,623 Le-- Let me get this straight. 468 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:29,626 lt´s all right for you to rob a place, but it ain´t all right for me? 469 00:38:29,793 --> 00:38:31,628 l didn´t rob him. 470 00:38:31,795 --> 00:38:34,839 Well, you got a funny way of not robbin´ a motherfucker. 471 00:38:35,006 --> 00:38:37,467 Nick, let´s get out of here, man, before he calls the cops. 472 00:38:37,634 --> 00:38:39,469 - He´s not gonna call the cops. - How do you know? 473 00:38:39,636 --> 00:38:42,514 l had him rip the phone cord out of the wall. 474 00:38:42,681 --> 00:38:45,725 Oh, shoot. That´s pretty good. 475 00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,186 And you got his gun? 476 00:38:48,353 --> 00:38:51,815 Not bad, Nicholas. Not bad. 477 00:39:29,019 --> 00:39:32,564 Charlie, this shit´s depressing the shit out of me. lt´s makin´ me sad. 478 00:39:32,731 --> 00:39:35,734 What? Oh, come on, man. This shit is the shit. 479 00:39:35,901 --> 00:39:38,028 - This is the shit. lt´s supposed to make you sad. - lt´s grim. 480 00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,071 Oh, man, come on. This is the shit. 481 00:39:40,238 --> 00:39:45,285 This shit is the shit. This is the hellified love music. 482 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:47,829 - l´m in bad shape over here. - Ah, man, you know, maybe l can... 483 00:39:47,996 --> 00:39:52,834 tune you in to a nice A.M. station and get you some Donny Osmond. 484 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:59,549 - Charlie, what´s this? Slow down. - Get the fuck out of here. 485 00:39:59,716 --> 00:40:02,218 Pull over and turn the headlights off. 486 00:40:13,563 --> 00:40:16,733 Yo, man, you could´ve gotten me a piece of licorice. 487 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,236 - lt´s sour. - So. 488 00:40:19,402 --> 00:40:21,571 Still could´ve gotten me a piece. 489 00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:24,407 - l didn´t think of it. - Oh, you didn´t think of it. 490 00:40:24,532 --> 00:40:27,077 Just selfish, man. Guess that´s the world. 491 00:40:27,244 --> 00:40:30,747 - You know? You just-- You just selfish. - Here. 492 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,475 Damn. 493 00:40:50,642 --> 00:40:55,188 l swear, white people must got totally different taste buds, man. 494 00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,607 That´s a very racist thing to say. 495 00:40:57,774 --> 00:41:00,860 Oh, yeah? Good. 496 00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:08,910 What the f-- 497 00:41:09,035 --> 00:41:12,205 - Oh, shit! - Whoa, they´re rammin´ us. 498 00:41:12,372 --> 00:41:16,626 Thanks for the late-breakin´ news. Step on the gas, Nick! 499 00:41:16,793 --> 00:41:19,129 l hate new cars. 500 00:41:19,296 --> 00:41:21,339 Whoa! 501 00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:28,388 Look at his face, man. 502 00:41:28,555 --> 00:41:31,725 Look, man! 503 00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:37,731 Our turf, baby. 504 00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:08,386 They don´t look like cops. 505 00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:10,472 Definitely not cops. 506 00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:13,308 Get out of the car. 507 00:42:16,102 --> 00:42:20,190 - There you go. - All right, motherfuckers, back the fuck off! 508 00:42:25,487 --> 00:42:28,490 Oh, shit. lt´s cool. 509 00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:33,119 Oh, yeah, l´m cool. We cool. 510 00:42:33,286 --> 00:42:35,121 l was just fuckin´ with y´all, man. 511 00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:37,123 Hey, what´s up? Y´all-Y´all live around here? 512 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:41,253 Bring your ass around the front of the car. 513 00:42:41,419 --> 00:42:45,799 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. There you go. There you go. 514 00:42:45,966 --> 00:42:49,803 - All right. Okay. Oh, shit. - Uh-huh. Watch your feet. - Uh-huh. 515 00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:52,889 Come on, rubber legs. Let´s go. Watch where you´re walkin´. 516 00:42:53,056 --> 00:42:55,725 Watch-- Watch your feet. There you go, baby. 517 00:42:55,892 --> 00:42:58,353 Perhaps you two haven´t heard that my partner and l here... 518 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,898 own the rights to all violent crime on this particular stretch of highway. 519 00:43:02,065 --> 00:43:06,194 And we don´t take kindly to any unauthorized criminal activities. 520 00:43:06,361 --> 00:43:09,030 You don´t understand. We were-- 521 00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:11,992 - Oh, shit. - That´s my car. 522 00:43:12,158 --> 00:43:14,703 - Can l have your attention, please? - Yeah. 523 00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:18,915 l bet you used to sell more Girl Scout cookies than any other member of the whole troop, didn´t ya? 524 00:43:19,082 --> 00:43:22,794 What were you calling yourself back then? Yolanda, you little bitch? 525 00:43:22,961 --> 00:43:25,088 Cynthia? Susan? What was it? l can´t remember. 526 00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,757 - Hey, guys, l will be gentle. Don´t even worry about it. - Huh? 527 00:43:27,924 --> 00:43:30,927 Now-- Now, don´t even worry. 528 00:43:31,094 --> 00:43:33,513 Uh-huh. 529 00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:37,434 l have these. 530 00:43:37,601 --> 00:43:39,769 Oh, now that´s not gonna be enough. 531 00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:42,939 Where´d you put your booty? 532 00:43:50,238 --> 00:43:55,619 Now l´ve done it. l finally found someone l like less than you. 533 00:43:55,785 --> 00:43:59,289 Shit. That´s a fancy case, friend. 534 00:43:59,456 --> 00:44:02,125 You know, when a sweet-mouthed girl like you has a fancy case like this... 535 00:44:02,292 --> 00:44:05,962 a man gets to thinkin´ where´s the wallet? 536 00:44:06,129 --> 00:44:09,299 That´s it. We´re dead, man. 537 00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:11,217 l´m gonna need that wallet, Alice. 538 00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:15,472 Where´s that big, fat wallet? Give it to me. 539 00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:18,308 Give me your fuckin´ wallet, you little bitch. 540 00:44:20,936 --> 00:44:23,146 - You know what? - Nick, Nick, what you doin´? 541 00:44:23,313 --> 00:44:25,482 l´m sure you´re a really scary guy. 542 00:44:25,649 --> 00:44:29,569 l´m sure that, normally, people just quiver at the very sound of your voice. 543 00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,365 But, you see, l, l can´t see that right now. 544 00:44:33,531 --> 00:44:37,786 l-l-l just see a weak, desperate little man... 545 00:44:37,953 --> 00:44:40,789 that probably grew up torturing little animals. 546 00:44:40,956 --> 00:44:42,832 Some puny, little uncoordinated... 547 00:44:42,999 --> 00:44:47,462 can´t-make-the-football-team- so-l´ll-pick-on-third-graders- and-steal-their-lunch-money... 548 00:44:47,629 --> 00:44:50,173 punk, jerk-off bully... 549 00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:52,592 that one day wakes up and realizes he´s nothing. 550 00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:56,888 Just a sad, pathetic, useless, illiterate piece of inbred shit. 551 00:44:57,889 --> 00:45:01,476 l just want you to know, l totally disagree. 552 00:45:10,026 --> 00:45:13,613 - Time to die. - That just makes you my best friend. 553 00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:18,535 All right, drop the fuckin´ gun. 554 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:21,663 Drop the fuckin´ gun! 555 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:23,665 Give me this, motherfucker. 556 00:45:23,832 --> 00:45:26,668 Now back the fuck up before l kick you in your bitch-ass chin. 557 00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:30,130 Back the fuck up! l said, back the fuck up! 558 00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:33,216 Didn´t l say, back the fuck up? Everybody, back the fuck up. 559 00:45:33,383 --> 00:45:36,219 Oh! 560 00:45:37,762 --> 00:45:42,434 Shit. 561 00:45:42,601 --> 00:45:44,394 - You shot me. - l´m sorry, Nick. 562 00:45:44,561 --> 00:45:47,772 - Put down the gun. - Shut up. 563 00:45:47,939 --> 00:45:51,568 - You shot me. - l said, l´m sorry, man. l-l-l didn´t mean it. 564 00:45:51,735 --> 00:45:53,653 The gun just went off. 565 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:56,156 You know, l have that same trouble in bed. 566 00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:59,492 Well, rarely. Every once in a great while. 567 00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:03,079 - Put down that gun, you idiot. - Would you shut up? l´m shot here. 568 00:46:03,246 --> 00:46:05,832 You shut the fuck up. Who the hell do you think you are? 569 00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:08,418 - You shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up! - Huh? Look at yourself, you candy-ass-- 570 00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:10,670 - Man, you shut the fuck up. - You shut the fuck up. - Shut up! 571 00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:14,257 - Put down the gun! - Hey, hey, hey! - Put that fucking gun down before you take a fucking toe hit. 572 00:46:14,424 --> 00:46:17,844 - You shut the fuck up! - l don´t give a shit! - Shut the fuck up! - Candy-ass motherfucker! 573 00:46:18,011 --> 00:46:20,931 - Shut the fuck up, man! - Shut the fuck up! - Hey, hey, hey! 574 00:46:21,097 --> 00:46:24,184 Hey! Everybody, shut the fuck up! 575 00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:26,686 Now, everybody, shut the fuck up! 576 00:46:26,853 --> 00:46:28,605 Especially you. Shut the fuck up. 577 00:46:28,772 --> 00:46:31,107 You like Girl Scout cookies? Come here. Come here. 578 00:46:31,274 --> 00:46:33,276 You want cookie? Here´s a cookie. 579 00:46:33,443 --> 00:46:36,863 Now back the fuck up like l done told you two dumb-ass mother-- 580 00:46:37,030 --> 00:46:39,282 Back up, back up. 581 00:46:43,787 --> 00:46:47,540 Get in the car, Nick! Look at you now. 582 00:46:49,793 --> 00:46:51,628 That´s good. 583 00:46:51,795 --> 00:46:54,130 Bye, cowboys! 584 00:47:09,938 --> 00:47:13,066 Nick, why the hell you start up with that guy, man? 585 00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:16,736 - You shot me. - l´m sorry. 586 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:21,241 - You shot me. - l´m sorry. 587 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:24,661 You don´t say you´re sorry when you shoot someone. 588 00:47:24,828 --> 00:47:27,163 You say you´re sorry when you step on someone´s toe... 589 00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,624 or you accidentally break their glasses... 590 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,876 or you, you fart while they´re eating. 591 00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:34,713 You-- You don´t say you´re sorry when you shoot someone! 592 00:47:34,838 --> 00:47:37,299 Shit. 593 00:47:37,465 --> 00:47:41,011 Oh, my God. lt´s going numb. lt´s going numb. lt´s going numb. 594 00:47:41,177 --> 00:47:43,972 What? 595 00:47:44,139 --> 00:47:46,516 Shit. 596 00:47:53,732 --> 00:47:56,151 Oh, my God! 597 00:47:56,318 --> 00:47:59,029 Nick, that´s the most hideous thing l ever seen. 598 00:47:59,195 --> 00:48:02,324 Hey, yo, man, you know, maybe if you wrap your arm in ice... 599 00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:05,160 they can reattach it. 600 00:48:08,538 --> 00:48:11,207 That´s funny, man. 601 00:48:11,374 --> 00:48:15,086 - That´s a baby gash. - Shut up. 602 00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:18,840 - But it´s a baby gash. - lt could´ve been a lot worse. lt could´ve been a lot worse! 603 00:48:19,007 --> 00:48:21,885 - lt could´ve been, but it wasn´t. l´m gonna-- - What are you thinking, shooting? 604 00:48:22,052 --> 00:48:23,887 Look, just calm down, all right? 605 00:48:24,054 --> 00:48:27,641 You´re gonna upset your wound. 606 00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:50,747 Yeah. Do you folks want a lift somewhere? 607 00:48:50,914 --> 00:48:52,666 - Where you from? - London. 608 00:48:52,832 --> 00:48:54,626 - Me too! - Really? 609 00:48:54,793 --> 00:48:56,336 - Yeah! - That´s terrific. 610 00:48:56,503 --> 00:49:01,299 Hop in me car. Let´s go then. Come on. Jump in. Let´s go. 611 00:49:01,466 --> 00:49:05,220 - Oh, this is great. - Hey, would you scoot over a smidgen? 612 00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:10,267 Sorry about that. Cheers, mate. 613 00:49:15,230 --> 00:49:18,441 - Nick Beam. - Where we headed? 614 00:49:18,608 --> 00:49:20,694 L.A. 615 00:49:22,779 --> 00:49:24,573 City of Angels. 616 00:49:33,915 --> 00:49:36,626 So where you plan on stayin´ tonight? 617 00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:39,796 - l´ll just sleep in the car. - Yeah, right. 618 00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:42,799 You can stay at my place, brother. 619 00:49:42,966 --> 00:49:45,635 Thanks. Well, just for the night. 620 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,971 What? Did you think l was asking you to move in? 621 00:49:48,138 --> 00:49:50,724 - No, l was just sayin´-- - Please, Mr Beam. 622 00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:54,686 - Stay with me forever. - Just shut up. 623 00:49:54,853 --> 00:49:58,148 - Mr Beam. - Shut up. 624 00:49:58,315 --> 00:50:00,984 - Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam. - You know how to shut up? 625 00:50:01,151 --> 00:50:02,986 - Mr Beam. - ls it in your vocabulary? 626 00:50:03,153 --> 00:50:05,447 - Stay with me forever, Mr Beam. - ls it possible? Do you ever shut up? 627 00:50:05,614 --> 00:50:08,325 Will you stay with me forever, Mr Beam? 628 00:50:30,472 --> 00:50:33,475 Look here. When you meet my wife... 629 00:50:33,642 --> 00:50:35,852 she don´t know nothin´ about my sideline gig. 630 00:50:36,019 --> 00:50:39,439 - You mean she doesn´t know you´re a thief? - Hey, l´m not a thief, okay? 631 00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:43,193 l just dabble in future used goods. 632 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,197 - Well, what does she think you do all day? - Look for work, man. 633 00:50:49,866 --> 00:50:54,287 Maybe if you did look for work, you wouldn´t have to steal. 634 00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:56,706 Don´t judge me. 635 00:51:04,965 --> 00:51:06,800 You stepped on my shoe. 636 00:51:06,967 --> 00:51:09,302 See, l don´t usually get in this late. 637 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:14,808 Baby, am l glad to see you. 638 00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:18,687 No, no, no. No, talk to me. Explain this to me now. 639 00:51:18,853 --> 00:51:22,148 l got mugged. 640 00:51:22,315 --> 00:51:24,901 - Okay, l didn´t get mugged. - l got-- 641 00:51:25,068 --> 00:51:29,823 - l got mugged. He got beat up. - Thank-- 642 00:51:29,990 --> 00:51:32,450 Remember how l was tellin´ you l had a job interview? 643 00:51:32,617 --> 00:51:34,452 Baby, that´s him. He right there. 644 00:51:34,619 --> 00:51:38,123 That´s the player right there. 645 00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:43,336 My name´s Nick. Nick Beam. Nice to meet you. 646 00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,381 When are you gonna stop gettin´ into trouble, Terrance? 647 00:51:46,548 --> 00:51:48,216 - Terrance? - ´´T.´´ 648 00:51:48,383 --> 00:51:52,137 Okay? My friends call me ´´T.´´ You can kiss my ass. Boo! 649 00:51:52,304 --> 00:51:54,556 - Okay, Terrance. - Oh, Mama. 650 00:51:54,723 --> 00:51:58,435 Please go on back to bed, Mama. 651 00:51:58,602 --> 00:52:01,438 What kind of man stays out till 2:30 in the morning... 652 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:03,440 then comes back lookin´ like a bruised turd? 653 00:52:03,607 --> 00:52:06,192 - Mama, l ain´t-- - Don´t you talk back. 654 00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:09,779 Don´t talk back to your mother. 655 00:52:09,946 --> 00:52:12,240 W-- What-- What´d l do? 656 00:52:12,407 --> 00:52:14,284 You got that slap ´cause you with him. 657 00:52:14,451 --> 00:52:18,246 - And l know you´re part of whatever badness he´s into. - Mama, enough. 658 00:52:18,413 --> 00:52:20,957 You got some explainin´ to do in the morning, Mr Gentleman. 659 00:52:21,124 --> 00:52:24,044 Now you think on that. 660 00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:32,594 Why do you keep on smackin´ me, Mama? 661 00:52:34,763 --> 00:52:37,015 Okay. 662 00:52:38,642 --> 00:52:42,896 - Shh. - No, go ahead. Go ahead. 663 00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:44,606 - Okay. - Oh. 664 00:52:46,983 --> 00:52:49,152 Okay, now you come here. Come here. 665 00:52:49,319 --> 00:52:51,988 Mama didn´t have to smack me three times. 666 00:52:56,576 --> 00:53:00,247 - We gotta move out of here. - l know. 667 00:53:00,413 --> 00:53:05,543 - l know. - l heard gunshots. 668 00:53:05,710 --> 00:53:09,506 Hey, there, boy. Hey, what you doing up this late, pal? 669 00:53:09,673 --> 00:53:12,425 Huh? What´s up? What are you doing up this late? 670 00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:15,804 Oh, honey, we woke you. 671 00:53:15,971 --> 00:53:18,515 Now look, don´t worry. Give Daddy a kiss. Come on. 672 00:53:18,682 --> 00:53:22,394 Don´t worry. l ain´t gonna let nothin´ happen to y´all. You know that, right? 673 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:27,691 - What happened to your face? - No, l´m cool, little man. 674 00:53:27,857 --> 00:53:29,776 Hey, you do your homework? 675 00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:31,611 - Yes, sir. - l said, did you do your homework? 676 00:53:31,778 --> 00:53:33,697 - Hmm? Hmm? - Y-- Yes, sir. 677 00:53:33,863 --> 00:53:38,451 - What about you, little miss? Did you do all your homework? - l don´t have any homework. 678 00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:42,664 You don´t have no homework? All right, time to go back to bed. Let´s go. 679 00:53:42,831 --> 00:53:47,544 Hut-two-three-four Make a right at the right door 680 00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:52,299 Make your choice ´cause you got to grow up to be successful 681 00:53:52,465 --> 00:53:55,927 - l hope this isn´t an inconvenience for you. - Not at all. 682 00:53:56,094 --> 00:54:00,390 You seem like a nice man. Terrance can use a few of those in his life. 683 00:54:00,557 --> 00:54:02,892 - Good night. - Good night. 684 00:54:03,059 --> 00:54:04,978 Thanks. 685 00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,860 Hey. 686 00:56:15,483 --> 00:56:18,820 You know, l never noticed before, but you got really nice eyes. 687 00:56:18,987 --> 00:56:21,156 - Shut up! - But you do. 688 00:56:21,323 --> 00:56:25,869 Let´s get this over with. l can´t believe it. l´m committing armed robbery for two flashlights. 689 00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:29,080 Hey, don´t worry about it. Let´s go. 690 00:56:46,181 --> 00:56:48,266 Freeze, motherfucker! 691 00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:52,562 You move your ass so much as an inch, l´ll blow it off! 692 00:56:52,729 --> 00:56:56,358 - You hear me, motherfucker? - Hey. - You hear me? What? 693 00:56:56,524 --> 00:57:01,238 - Why you acting so mean? - Hey, look, man. Now ain´t the fuckin´ time, all right? 694 00:57:01,404 --> 00:57:04,407 - You say scary shit, it scares ´em. - Yeah, but you have a gun. 695 00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:07,577 Plus, what you´re doing is a stereotypical robber thing. 696 00:57:07,744 --> 00:57:12,874 l mean, it´s a lot scarier if someone with a gun is calm and cool and collected, man. 697 00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:16,211 - That´s bullshit, man. Don´t-- - Here. 698 00:57:16,378 --> 00:57:20,423 Excuse me, sir. Come here. 699 00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:24,761 Come here. Come here. 700 00:57:27,138 --> 00:57:30,767 Now, look, Henry... 701 00:57:30,934 --> 00:57:33,853 we´re gonna take some things outta here... 702 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:37,148 and you´re just gonna stand there. 703 00:57:39,484 --> 00:57:43,613 - You got a problem with that? - No. 704 00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:47,951 Good. 705 00:57:49,744 --> 00:57:54,332 Now, honestly, which one did you think was scarier? 706 00:57:56,293 --> 00:57:59,462 - Honestly? - Mm-hmm. 707 00:58:01,006 --> 00:58:03,133 He was scarier. 708 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:07,554 Really? You didn´t find what he did contrived? 709 00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:12,225 - No. lt was scary. - Well, what part? 710 00:58:12,392 --> 00:58:16,646 Well, the, uh, ´´Freeze, motherfucker´´ part was scary. 711 00:58:16,813 --> 00:58:20,567 And then he led me to believe that if l moved my ass... 712 00:58:20,734 --> 00:58:23,320 it, it might be blown off. 713 00:58:27,032 --> 00:58:30,952 - You were scary too. - Oh, come on. You´re just saying that. You don´t have to lie. 714 00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:33,997 No, l´m not. l thought you were very scary. 715 00:58:34,164 --> 00:58:35,999 - Really? - Yeah. 716 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:39,669 - Well, thank you, Henry. - Yo, check it out. 717 00:58:39,836 --> 00:58:42,339 They´re flashlights with A.M./F.M. radio on it. 718 00:58:42,505 --> 00:58:47,010 They all that. You can listen to your music while the light´s on, boy. 719 00:58:47,177 --> 00:58:49,137 All right, all right! 720 00:58:49,304 --> 00:58:52,515 Come on. Come on. 721 00:58:57,103 --> 00:59:00,565 Freeze, sucker-bitch! 722 00:59:01,566 --> 00:59:03,485 That was much better. 723 00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:07,280 Thank you, Henry. See ya later now. 724 00:59:07,447 --> 00:59:10,367 What the hell is ´´sucker-bitch´´? 725 00:59:28,051 --> 00:59:32,013 l wanna live in the jungle 726 00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:35,433 Where you don´t got to wear no clothes 727 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,436 And they got no boutiques 728 00:59:38,603 --> 00:59:40,689 Nothin´ chic 729 00:59:40,855 --> 00:59:43,858 ln the jungle they don´t have no disco 730 00:59:44,025 --> 00:59:46,319 Yo, yo, Rig! 731 00:59:46,486 --> 00:59:48,655 Hey, yo, Rig! 732 00:59:48,822 --> 00:59:51,992 Yeah, come on over here and meet Ginger and Mary Ann. 733 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,997 Ow! God! 734 00:59:57,163 --> 00:59:59,541 Charlie, we gotta go! 735 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,850 Go, go, go, go, go, go 736 01:00:59,017 --> 01:01:01,811 Go, go, go, go, go, go 737 01:01:01,978 --> 01:01:05,482 - Break, break - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go 738 01:01:05,649 --> 01:01:07,567 - Hey, Nick, what floor is it on? - Fifteenth. 739 01:01:07,734 --> 01:01:10,153 - What-- What-- What fifteenth? - Come on. 740 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,239 Why can´t we just use the elevator? 741 01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:15,617 - ´Cause there´s a guard that patrols the building. - This is bullshit! 742 01:01:16,826 --> 01:01:18,995 Come on, man. lt´s Saturday night. They´re not gonna be there anyway. 743 01:01:19,162 --> 01:01:21,122 Look, l know we´re gonna go back Monday and we´re gonna get him. 744 01:01:21,289 --> 01:01:23,959 l just wanna check it out. Take a left here, will you? 745 01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:27,671 You seriously busted up my party. You know that. 746 01:01:27,837 --> 01:01:30,423 Those girls were attracted to you. l mean, Christ´s sake, they´re only human. 747 01:01:30,590 --> 01:01:33,176 -You´re a handsome man. We will go back. -l´ll hold you to that. 748 01:01:33,343 --> 01:01:36,096 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. What´s the matter with you? 749 01:01:39,307 --> 01:01:42,018 - You sharp. - Okay. - Yeah. 750 01:01:49,818 --> 01:01:51,611 Beat you. 751 01:01:51,778 --> 01:01:54,489 - l carried the damn bag. - l still beat you. 752 01:01:54,656 --> 01:01:57,367 Beat me at what? Climbing steps? 753 01:01:58,827 --> 01:02:01,538 Guess we´ll call you the ´´Step King.´´ 754 01:02:07,168 --> 01:02:09,254 Oh, shit. 755 01:02:11,256 --> 01:02:13,466 No problem. l know the code. 756 01:02:19,222 --> 01:02:22,100 - What? - Come on. Come on. 757 01:02:23,935 --> 01:02:28,356 Shit! That asshole must´ve changed the code. 758 01:02:28,523 --> 01:02:31,192 Step aside. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. 759 01:02:31,318 --> 01:02:33,361 Okay, let me look. Mm-hmm. 760 01:02:36,323 --> 01:02:40,827 - What are you gonna do? - You got 12 possible stations here. You´re only using seven. 761 01:02:40,994 --> 01:02:44,915 l´m gonna make the other five stations active, run a test mode... 762 01:02:45,081 --> 01:02:47,417 and force the system into rotation. 763 01:02:47,584 --> 01:02:49,628 What does that mean? 764 01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:55,050 We got five minutes. 765 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:06,770 Here. Put on your mask. 766 01:03:06,937 --> 01:03:10,565 ls that mask sweaty? l think that´s the one l hid behind my balls. 767 01:03:12,734 --> 01:03:14,236 All right. 768 01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:40,387 - Yeah, all right. - All right, all right. 769 01:03:40,553 --> 01:03:43,807 Ooh, yeah. Let´s go. We got three minutes. Let´s go. 770 01:03:43,974 --> 01:03:46,393 - Lookin´ good. - Yeah. 771 01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:50,563 Put the money in there. Let´s go. All right. Let´s go. 772 01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:56,736 Here we go. Money. Money. 773 01:03:56,903 --> 01:03:59,239 Let´s go. Mask, mask. 774 01:04:02,492 --> 01:04:05,996 Let´s go, baby. Let´s go, baby. Let´s go! 775 01:04:21,344 --> 01:04:24,014 What the hell are you doin´? Nick? 776 01:04:29,477 --> 01:04:32,856 Okay, that´s real clever, Nick. Let´s go. 777 01:04:35,775 --> 01:04:37,944 Come on, man. 778 01:04:46,036 --> 01:04:49,623 This is very nice. lt´s very nice. lt´s very nice. 779 01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:53,001 Oh. l don´t think l´ve ever seen a more beautiful piece of shit. 780 01:04:53,168 --> 01:04:55,086 Nick. Nick! 781 01:04:55,253 --> 01:04:57,923 Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. 782 01:05:03,094 --> 01:05:05,221 Yeah! 783 01:05:05,388 --> 01:05:09,017 That´s great. That´s great. You done cut the dick off a statue. 784 01:05:13,063 --> 01:05:14,981 How´s it feel, Phillip? 785 01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:19,736 You had it all, but it wasn´t enough for you. You had to mess with me. 786 01:05:21,279 --> 01:05:24,282 Nobody messes with Nick Beam. 787 01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,565 l feel lucky 788 01:05:58,775 --> 01:06:01,486 l just feel that way 789 01:06:02,696 --> 01:06:06,908 l´m on a bus to Atlantic City 790 01:06:07,075 --> 01:06:10,662 Later on today 791 01:06:14,082 --> 01:06:17,335 - Your face, man. You showed your face. - lt doesn´t matter. 792 01:06:17,502 --> 01:06:22,007 lt does matter. They catch you, they catch me. lt damn well matters! 793 01:06:24,634 --> 01:06:27,345 - l´m a winner - Hey, man, look at me. 794 01:06:27,512 --> 01:06:30,265 Look at me, man. l´m not goin´ down for this shit. 795 01:06:33,435 --> 01:06:37,856 And now l know 796 01:06:38,023 --> 01:06:40,025 Why l´ve been sent 797 01:07:17,646 --> 01:07:21,399 Little rump shaker She can really shake and bake 798 01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:23,693 She´s got skills 799 01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:29,407 - Watch her slippin´ and a slidin´ - Here, man! 800 01:07:29,532 --> 01:07:31,952 - Makin´ booty left to right - Here! 801 01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:34,579 She´s got skills 802 01:07:45,966 --> 01:07:49,719 Hmm. The alarm must´ve been set. 803 01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:08,154 Addressing the groove l see you´re drinkin´ again 804 01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:12,409 You´re smokin´ smack inside your cigarettes and lookin´ pale and thin 805 01:08:12,576 --> 01:08:14,661 lt´s a shame 806 01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:17,831 lt´s a pity in New York City 807 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,459 Well 808 01:08:37,142 --> 01:08:40,270 Well, well, well well, well 809 01:08:40,437 --> 01:08:43,273 Something has changed 810 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,609 The way these people think 811 01:08:54,701 --> 01:09:00,081 Hey there, lonely girl 812 01:09:00,248 --> 01:09:03,460 Lonely girl 813 01:09:03,627 --> 01:09:08,757 Let me make your broken heart like new 814 01:09:10,342 --> 01:09:12,302 - Oh, shit. - Hey there, lonely-- 815 01:09:25,815 --> 01:09:27,651 White people. 816 01:09:34,741 --> 01:09:36,993 Our dates. 817 01:09:55,679 --> 01:09:57,973 Ohh, shit. 818 01:09:58,139 --> 01:10:00,392 Oh-ho-ho. Look at this, man! 819 01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:05,021 Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa! Oh, smack me two times! 820 01:10:05,188 --> 01:10:07,065 Calm down. 821 01:10:07,232 --> 01:10:09,776 My son is going to the best schools. 822 01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:12,779 My daughter, she ain´t even gonna know what a food stamp is. 823 01:10:12,946 --> 01:10:17,033 My wife, we goin´ out all the time. 824 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,077 All the time! 825 01:10:22,956 --> 01:10:26,418 - What´s wrong with you, man? - Nothing. 826 01:10:26,585 --> 01:10:29,254 You sweatin´ that bullshit, ain´t you? You sweatin´ that bullshit. 827 01:10:29,379 --> 01:10:32,048 You did what you had to do to that guy, man. Don´t worry about it. 828 01:10:32,173 --> 01:10:34,968 All right? Put that shit behind you, man. Where you goin´? 829 01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:39,097 Where you goin´? Where you goin´? 830 01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:41,516 l´m just gonna-- l´m just gonna take a walk. 831 01:10:41,683 --> 01:10:43,518 All right. Well, hurry back. 832 01:10:43,685 --> 01:10:46,563 l got willpower, but l don´t know how much. 833 01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:50,233 You know what l´m sayin´? Yeah. 834 01:10:50,525 --> 01:10:52,611 There is somethin´ 835 01:10:52,777 --> 01:10:56,531 On your mind 836 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:05,206 By the way you look at me 837 01:11:09,836 --> 01:11:12,047 There is somethin´ 838 01:11:12,213 --> 01:11:16,426 On your mind, honey 839 01:11:20,096 --> 01:11:23,433 Did you ever do somethin´ that you thought would make you feel great? 840 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,727 ln a weird way, you almost feel worse. 841 01:11:25,894 --> 01:11:28,688 Revenge, huh? Some things hurt no matter what. 842 01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:30,941 That must be a fact of life. 843 01:11:31,107 --> 01:11:34,694 - And what you´re thinkin´ - Hi! 844 01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:37,697 Hi! Nick. 845 01:11:37,864 --> 01:11:41,076 l can´t believe it. What are you doin´ here? 846 01:11:41,243 --> 01:11:44,412 - Danielle. - Oops. 847 01:11:44,579 --> 01:11:47,040 l don´t know what l´m doin´ here. 848 01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:50,043 - What are you doin´ here? - Well, Sheila, my best friend-- 849 01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:54,005 Well, she used to be my best friend. l guess, technically, Marcy would be my best friend. 850 01:11:54,172 --> 01:11:56,925 l mean, they both think they´re my best friend, which is okay by me. 851 01:11:57,092 --> 01:12:00,345 But once l did have this nightmare where Sheila and Marcy are sitting... 852 01:12:00,512 --> 01:12:03,390 right next to each other, and this Eskimo guy comes over and says, ´´Pick.´´ 853 01:12:03,556 --> 01:12:07,936 l thought l was gonna die. l mean, an Eskimo guy. What is that all about? 854 01:12:08,103 --> 01:12:10,438 Anyway, Sheila, she´s visiting and she´s staying here. 855 01:12:10,605 --> 01:12:12,857 And so l thought l´d take her to a party and show her a good time. 856 01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:17,487 And she meets this guy and goes home with him instead. And, oh, well. 857 01:12:17,654 --> 01:12:20,490 You really look good. 858 01:12:21,658 --> 01:12:23,535 You look-- You look good too. 859 01:12:23,702 --> 01:12:26,997 - Thank you. - Do you want a drink? 860 01:12:27,163 --> 01:12:29,708 Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. 861 01:12:31,501 --> 01:12:35,589 You know, l´m such a klutz. l spilled beer all over my dress earlier. 862 01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:40,552 And, well, l think it´s stained. Did it stain, Nick? 863 01:12:50,645 --> 01:12:54,566 l have Sheila´s room key. You wanna come up? 864 01:12:54,733 --> 01:12:57,277 - Let´s get hot - Oh, yes, it´s ladies´ night 865 01:12:57,444 --> 01:12:59,696 And the vibes is right 866 01:12:59,863 --> 01:13:02,198 Oh, yes, it´s ladies´ night Oh, what a night 867 01:13:02,365 --> 01:13:04,409 Oh, what a night 868 01:13:04,576 --> 01:13:08,705 lt´s ladies´ night and the feeling´s right 869 01:13:08,872 --> 01:13:11,708 Oh, yes, it´s ladies´ night Oh, what a night 870 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,877 Oh, what a night 871 01:13:23,845 --> 01:13:26,264 Nick, Nick, use your key, man. 872 01:13:28,934 --> 01:13:30,769 All right. All right, Nick. Damn! 873 01:13:32,687 --> 01:13:36,775 - Hey, Nick, why couldn´t you just use your key? - Turn your bed down? 874 01:13:51,748 --> 01:13:54,125 Stay. 875 01:14:13,603 --> 01:14:15,730 The lady is lookin´ good 876 01:14:15,897 --> 01:14:19,943 - Just like the lady should - Just like the lady should 877 01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:24,030 l´ve been thinking about this for so long. l want you so bad. 878 01:14:24,197 --> 01:14:26,241 l just wanted to make her happy. 879 01:14:26,408 --> 01:14:29,119 This is gonna be a night that you won´t forget. 880 01:14:29,286 --> 01:14:31,162 l try to forget, but l can´t. 881 01:14:31,329 --> 01:14:35,667 - Give it to me, Nick. - Give. That´s all l did was give. 882 01:14:45,427 --> 01:14:49,556 Nick? Nick, you´re really putting a damper on the mood here. 883 01:14:49,723 --> 01:14:51,808 l´m sorry. l don´t know. 884 01:14:51,975 --> 01:14:55,145 Danielle, l can´t. l just can´t. 885 01:14:56,855 --> 01:14:59,983 l just wanna make you mine 886 01:15:00,150 --> 01:15:03,236 We´ll be together till the end of time 887 01:15:03,403 --> 01:15:06,656 Hey, Kareem. Are you aware that Charlie and l... 888 01:15:06,823 --> 01:15:10,201 had intended to come up here and cap your punk ass? 889 01:15:10,368 --> 01:15:12,287 And your girlfriend Nick. 890 01:15:12,454 --> 01:15:15,832 But, shit, you two muffins did such an outstanding job with this financing... 891 01:15:15,999 --> 01:15:19,210 l mean, who could think about killing at a time like this? 892 01:15:19,377 --> 01:15:22,881 Thanks. Your approval means a lot. 893 01:15:23,048 --> 01:15:27,260 - Did l tell you to speak? Did l tell you to speak? - Charlie, no. 894 01:15:27,427 --> 01:15:30,764 That´s gonna be too loud. 895 01:15:30,931 --> 01:15:33,099 Too loud. 896 01:16:03,213 --> 01:16:07,384 - Hello? Hello? - Hi. 897 01:16:07,550 --> 01:16:11,096 Oh, my God! Nick, is that you? Are you okay? 898 01:16:12,555 --> 01:16:15,642 - l´m fine. - Oh, thank God! 899 01:16:15,809 --> 01:16:17,894 l didn´t know if, if you-- 900 01:16:18,061 --> 01:16:21,898 l thought that-- You´re not hurt? 901 01:16:22,065 --> 01:16:26,861 - No. - Oh, thank God! Where are you? 902 01:16:27,028 --> 01:16:32,492 Look, Ann, let´s not make this harder than it has to be. l saw you. 903 01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:36,955 - What? - l saw you. l know. 904 01:16:37,122 --> 01:16:39,457 Saw me what? What are you talking about? 905 01:16:39,624 --> 01:16:42,419 Come on. Do you have to do this? You and Phillip. 906 01:16:42,586 --> 01:16:45,046 - What about him? - You´re denying it. She´s denying it. 907 01:16:45,213 --> 01:16:50,093 l don´t believe this. Friday afternoon. Remember? 908 01:16:50,260 --> 01:16:55,140 Well, guess what. l came home early. l saw you, Ann. 909 01:16:56,683 --> 01:17:00,937 - l was there. - Oh. Oh, no. 910 01:17:01,104 --> 01:17:03,690 Yeah. Oh, no. 911 01:17:05,233 --> 01:17:08,862 Nick, l was still at work Friday afternoon. 912 01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:14,284 At work? Well, then your-your clone was at home screwing my boss. 913 01:17:14,451 --> 01:17:18,288 Nick, it was my sister. Remember, l told you... 914 01:17:18,455 --> 01:17:21,124 she was coming next Friday with her fiance? 915 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:24,836 Well, l made a mistake. lt was this Friday. They called from the airport. 916 01:17:25,003 --> 01:17:26,713 l told them about the key in the planter. 917 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,840 l called you, but you´d already left the office. 918 01:17:29,007 --> 01:17:31,468 So l left you a message on the machine at home. 919 01:17:31,635 --> 01:17:35,597 What about-- What about the cuff links? Phillip´s cuff links were on the sink, Ann. 920 01:17:35,764 --> 01:17:38,350 Honey, they´ve been in the dresser since the Christmas party. 921 01:17:38,516 --> 01:17:42,479 l left them on the counter so you´d finally remember to bring them to him. 922 01:17:42,646 --> 01:17:45,315 So you´re not having an affair? 923 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:49,236 - No, you dick! - You still love me? 924 01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:51,655 More than anything in the world. 925 01:17:51,821 --> 01:17:56,284 You-- You wouldn´t believe what l´ve been through. 926 01:17:56,451 --> 01:18:01,414 You´re gonna laugh, but l actually-- Shit. 927 01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:04,501 - What´s the matter? What´s wrong? - Shit! 928 01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:07,837 - What´s the matter? What? - Shit! 929 01:18:08,004 --> 01:18:09,923 Shit! Shit! 930 01:18:10,090 --> 01:18:12,133 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 931 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,719 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 932 01:18:19,808 --> 01:18:22,394 Going down. 933 01:18:31,903 --> 01:18:34,573 - Don´t touch it. - Oh, man. 934 01:18:34,698 --> 01:18:36,616 Oh, man. 935 01:18:43,331 --> 01:18:46,751 l think l can open the door and catch the sheet. 936 01:18:46,918 --> 01:18:49,921 - Don´t touch the sheet, please. Don´t-- - No, no, no. 937 01:18:50,088 --> 01:18:53,049 - No, don´t move. Don´t move. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. l done moved the hand. 938 01:18:53,216 --> 01:18:56,761 l really don´t think you should be moving right now. l-l think you´re moving. 939 01:18:56,928 --> 01:18:59,431 - Call the paramedics. Listen to me. - All right. 940 01:18:59,598 --> 01:19:02,892 Get them here as fast as you can! 941 01:19:03,059 --> 01:19:05,270 Have them meet me with a gurney. 942 01:19:05,437 --> 01:19:08,106 - Wait. Let me practise. - Let you practise? 943 01:19:08,231 --> 01:19:11,943 l´m hangin´ on a fuckin´ ledge, man. 944 01:19:12,110 --> 01:19:14,905 - l don´t wanna die like this, Nick. - All right. 945 01:19:15,071 --> 01:19:17,157 l wasn´t tryin´ to stick you up, man! 946 01:19:17,324 --> 01:19:19,492 First, l´m gonna say ´´one.´´ Then l´m gonna say ´´two.´´ Then l´m gonna say ´´three.´´ 947 01:19:19,659 --> 01:19:22,120 - And then l´m gonna do it. - l can´t hear you. 948 01:19:22,287 --> 01:19:26,499 - l´m gonna start with one and count to three! - Okay. 949 01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:29,002 Ready? One. 950 01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:31,087 - Right. - Two. 951 01:19:31,254 --> 01:19:33,590 l can´t hear you! You gotta be louder, Nick! 952 01:19:33,757 --> 01:19:37,344 - l said, ´´two´´! - Are you on ´´two´´ already? 953 01:19:37,510 --> 01:19:39,971 - l´ll start again! - Start from ´´one´´! 954 01:19:40,889 --> 01:19:43,183 - One.. - Right. - Two. 955 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:46,353 - l got you. - Three! 956 01:19:46,519 --> 01:19:49,648 - Nick! - l got it! l got it! Got it! 957 01:19:53,526 --> 01:19:56,696 Well, you go, boy! You my-- 958 01:20:11,002 --> 01:20:14,714 The elevator! The money! 959 01:20:16,424 --> 01:20:19,219 Remind me to kick your ass later. 960 01:20:35,235 --> 01:20:37,362 Oh! We´re rich, man! 961 01:20:37,529 --> 01:20:41,032 - We are in the bigs. - Charlie. Charlie, smell that. 962 01:20:41,199 --> 01:20:43,034 Oh, yes! You, too, can be a millionaire! 963 01:20:43,201 --> 01:20:44,869 Hookers! 964 01:20:45,036 --> 01:20:47,539 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, smell this. 965 01:20:47,706 --> 01:20:50,000 More hookers! 966 01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:52,961 - Hookers! - We hit the mother lode, man! 967 01:20:53,128 --> 01:20:55,213 - What the fuck is that? - What the fuck-- 968 01:20:55,380 --> 01:20:57,424 - Okay. What now? - l don´t know. 969 01:20:57,591 --> 01:20:59,551 What do you mean, you don´t know? l thought you said you had a plan. 970 01:20:59,718 --> 01:21:03,555 - That was my plan: to ram them. - Ram them. 971 01:21:04,764 --> 01:21:06,391 Speed up! 972 01:21:07,892 --> 01:21:11,646 - Shoot the mother-- Shoot him! - l got him! l got him! 973 01:21:11,813 --> 01:21:13,773 - Shoot ´em! - Geez! 974 01:21:15,317 --> 01:21:17,861 You know, l´m tired of this shit. Let´s go! 975 01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:25,952 Charlie! Look out, Charlie! 976 01:21:32,918 --> 01:21:36,713 l´m actually grabbing a gun and going after bad guys. 977 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,382 You the man. 978 01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:47,474 All right. 979 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:56,399 - You see ´em? - No. 980 01:21:56,566 --> 01:21:59,110 l´ll, uh-- l´ll let you know. 981 01:21:59,277 --> 01:22:02,405 Please do. Nick. 982 01:22:08,078 --> 01:22:10,163 What? 983 01:22:12,791 --> 01:22:17,087 - You checkin´ this shit out? - Hey, Nick. 984 01:22:17,254 --> 01:22:19,172 l like you like this. 985 01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:21,633 You and your prom date both having weapons. 986 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:25,637 That way l don´t have to kill an unarmed couple. lt´s not my style. 987 01:22:25,804 --> 01:22:28,056 Put down the bag. 988 01:22:29,641 --> 01:22:32,978 - Paul Bunyan, come and take the bag. - Nick, let me-- 989 01:22:33,144 --> 01:22:35,438 - You´re an idiot! Shut up! - Shoot this mother-- - No, you´re a fuckin´ idiot! 990 01:22:35,605 --> 01:22:40,193 Who are you? Crime dog now? Are you aware that there´s only two kind of people on the whole planet? 991 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,029 There are killers, and then there´s everybody else. 992 01:22:43,154 --> 01:22:47,951 l´m a killer, Nick. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What are you, Nick? 993 01:22:52,455 --> 01:22:55,041 l´m married. 994 01:22:56,042 --> 01:23:00,463 Oh, you son of a-- Wait, wait, wait. 995 01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:03,300 Oh, shit! 996 01:23:03,466 --> 01:23:05,302 What are you, fuckin´ out of your mind? 997 01:23:05,468 --> 01:23:07,971 - Fuck! - What, are you crazy? 998 01:23:13,351 --> 01:23:17,188 Huh? Who´s in control now? 999 01:23:17,355 --> 01:23:19,691 Hand over the bag... 1000 01:23:19,858 --> 01:23:23,987 or else my man Nick Beam here gonna put one in your ass. 1001 01:23:24,154 --> 01:23:26,031 Ain´t that right, Nick? 1002 01:23:30,201 --> 01:23:34,956 - l´ll roll over. - Okay, l see it. l see it. 1003 01:23:35,123 --> 01:23:37,918 Let me try to get around and get you. 1004 01:23:38,084 --> 01:23:39,794 No, it´s not-- 1005 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,633 - No, they´re in the alley. - Charlie, it´s the police. - Oh, yes! 1006 01:23:44,799 --> 01:23:49,554 - Thank God you´re here. - Thank God you´re here, man. - Oh, this nightmare´s over. 1007 01:23:49,721 --> 01:23:52,140 - What the fuck are you doin´? - Put the gun down! 1008 01:23:52,307 --> 01:23:54,768 Put that gun down, you stupid pig! 1009 01:23:54,935 --> 01:23:57,395 - Wait! Come on! - Come on, man! 1010 01:24:00,941 --> 01:24:03,693 lt´s them. 1011 01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:08,198 Well, some folks in Arizona are gonna be mighty happy to see you boys. 1012 01:24:09,908 --> 01:24:13,411 Wait, wait, wait! Officer! Officer! Officer, two other guys-- 1013 01:24:16,539 --> 01:24:21,378 ´´l´m married.´´ Ka-blam! You´re too much. 1014 01:24:21,544 --> 01:24:23,380 - ls the money all there? - Looks like it. 1015 01:24:23,546 --> 01:24:28,301 Great. We have just enough time to get it back. 1016 01:24:28,468 --> 01:24:30,553 Excuse me? 1017 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,890 We have to bring the money back. 1018 01:24:34,057 --> 01:24:35,725 No, no. 1019 01:24:35,892 --> 01:24:39,187 Maybe you´re a little bit confused about the purpose of a robbery. 1020 01:24:39,354 --> 01:24:42,565 Oh, T., l didn´t tell you. When we were at the hotel, l called my wife. 1021 01:24:42,732 --> 01:24:45,068 Everything´s all right. You see, it wasn´t her. 1022 01:24:45,235 --> 01:24:48,488 She wasn´t even there. lsn´t that great? 1023 01:24:50,407 --> 01:24:52,993 lt was her sister and her sister´s fiance. 1024 01:24:53,159 --> 01:24:56,913 l don´t give a damn if it was her Uncle Fester and Gumby. 1025 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,749 You ain´t takin´ this money anywhere, man. 1026 01:25:00,917 --> 01:25:03,003 l don´t wanna hear all that. 1027 01:25:07,591 --> 01:25:09,718 - Let go. Let go. - Gimme the bag. You let go. 1028 01:25:09,884 --> 01:25:11,595 - Let go of the bag. You let-- - lt´s not your money. 1029 01:25:11,761 --> 01:25:13,179 - lt´s not your money. - lt´s not your money! 1030 01:25:13,346 --> 01:25:15,015 - lt´s not yours. lt´s half mine. - Let go! 1031 01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:16,766 - You let go! - Let go! - You let go! 1032 01:25:16,933 --> 01:25:18,852 Let go! 1033 01:25:26,985 --> 01:25:29,195 Get back here! 1034 01:25:48,924 --> 01:25:51,843 - You okay? - Yeah, l´m okay. 1035 01:25:52,010 --> 01:25:55,305 - And you? - l´ll live. 1036 01:25:58,224 --> 01:26:00,894 Can´t let you take the money, Nick. 1037 01:26:01,019 --> 01:26:03,813 T., my life is in that bag. 1038 01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:09,236 Nick, even if you wanted to take the money back, you can´t. 1039 01:26:09,402 --> 01:26:13,406 - Your face is on the video, man. - They only review the tapes if something´s missing. 1040 01:26:13,573 --> 01:26:16,993 l can go into work early and bring it back. No one´ll know. 1041 01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:22,999 T. 1042 01:26:27,504 --> 01:26:29,506 l can get my life back. 1043 01:26:44,646 --> 01:26:49,859 You forget one thing, Nick. l get my life back too. 1044 01:27:23,935 --> 01:27:26,730 Money don´t make my world go ´round 1045 01:27:28,898 --> 01:27:31,902 l´m reaching out for the higher ground 1046 01:27:34,237 --> 01:27:38,158 To a warm and peaceful place 1047 01:27:39,534 --> 01:27:43,079 l can rest my weary face 1048 01:27:44,706 --> 01:27:46,958 Life´s answers we try to find 1049 01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:49,794 Oh, we try to find Yes, we try to find 1050 01:27:49,961 --> 01:27:53,381 Battling inside our minds 1051 01:27:55,008 --> 01:28:00,055 Where do l go from here 1052 01:28:00,221 --> 01:28:04,726 Will all my friends be there 1053 01:28:04,893 --> 01:28:07,896 ´Cause we´re living we´re living 1054 01:28:08,063 --> 01:28:10,148 ln a crazy maze 1055 01:28:10,315 --> 01:28:13,193 And we´re fighting we´re fighting 1056 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:14,736 To rise above the haze 1057 01:28:14,903 --> 01:28:18,114 Lights at the end of the tunnel 1058 01:28:18,281 --> 01:28:20,992 Sometimes the journey´s long 1059 01:28:21,159 --> 01:28:23,620 There are many theories 1060 01:28:23,787 --> 01:28:27,082 Who´s right and who´s wrong 1061 01:28:28,833 --> 01:28:32,462 Pressure´s on l have to choose 1062 01:28:34,256 --> 01:28:37,425 l´ve got nothing to lose 1063 01:28:39,302 --> 01:28:43,265 l close my eyes l take a chance 1064 01:28:43,431 --> 01:28:47,811 l-l, l now dance a different dance 1065 01:28:49,938 --> 01:28:52,107 What´s the key to a happy life 1066 01:28:52,274 --> 01:28:54,818 Tell me now, now, now 1067 01:28:54,985 --> 01:28:58,029 Healthy mind and lots of spice 1068 01:29:00,323 --> 01:29:03,785 Running barefoot through the trees 1069 01:29:03,952 --> 01:29:07,205 - Oh, my God! - That´s my idea of free 1070 01:29:07,372 --> 01:29:10,041 Ow. Ouch. 1071 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,877 What happened to you? 1072 01:29:13,003 --> 01:29:15,380 lt´s a long story. 1073 01:29:15,547 --> 01:29:17,882 - l got shot. - What? 1074 01:29:18,049 --> 01:29:20,719 And l-- l think l´m wanted in Arizona. 1075 01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:25,098 Plus, my shoes caught on fire. 1076 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:33,231 You told me you were selling me the top of the line. The top of the line is digital. 1077 01:29:33,398 --> 01:29:35,859 Did you sell me a digital? No, you did not. 1078 01:29:36,026 --> 01:29:37,944 So, l´m bringing it back, and l expect a full refund. 1079 01:29:38,111 --> 01:29:40,030 And if you do not give me a full refund, you will not... 1080 01:29:40,196 --> 01:29:42,449 be doing business with myself or my company. 1081 01:29:42,616 --> 01:29:44,492 Thank you. 1082 01:29:46,494 --> 01:29:50,790 - So, did you hear? - What? 1083 01:29:50,957 --> 01:29:53,460 Some, uh, vandals broke in over the weekend. 1084 01:29:53,627 --> 01:29:57,756 - What? - Well, nothing was stolen. They-- They cut the-- 1085 01:29:57,923 --> 01:30:00,050 the thingy... 1086 01:30:00,216 --> 01:30:03,720 off P.B.´s statue. 1087 01:30:06,598 --> 01:30:10,101 Um, they´re reviewing the videotape. 1088 01:30:17,442 --> 01:30:20,320 - Hi, everybody. How´s it going? - Not now, Nick. 1089 01:30:22,822 --> 01:30:25,575 - Did anybody see that game last night? - Game? What game? 1090 01:30:25,742 --> 01:30:28,745 - Oh, that game. Overtime. - Will you please shut up! 1091 01:30:31,456 --> 01:30:35,961 Don´t touch it. Don´t touch it. Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig. 1092 01:30:42,008 --> 01:30:43,969 Well, that´s it. What´s done is done. Listen. 1093 01:30:44,135 --> 01:30:46,054 l´ve got this great idea for the new McGinty Cracker mascot. 1094 01:30:46,221 --> 01:30:48,390 - Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Thank you. - This mascot-- 1095 01:30:48,556 --> 01:30:50,934 - This-- - Nick! Shut up! 1096 01:30:56,648 --> 01:30:59,317 What´s happening? 1097 01:31:01,444 --> 01:31:04,823 Well, what is this? What the hell is this? 1098 01:31:04,990 --> 01:31:08,952 - l don´t know. - You goin´ crazy as a spider! 1099 01:31:09,119 --> 01:31:11,454 Somebody must´ve recorded over the tape. 1100 01:31:11,621 --> 01:31:16,126 - Who had access? - Uh, there was an electrician in here this morning. 1101 01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:18,795 What electrician? l did not order an electrician! 1102 01:31:18,962 --> 01:31:23,550 l did. The flickers on the-- Fluorescent lights were flickering. 1103 01:31:23,717 --> 01:31:26,136 - l´m really sorry, sir. - This is terrible, Phil. 1104 01:31:26,303 --> 01:31:27,887 - l would really like to be alone now. - l´ll go now. - You should go. 1105 01:31:28,054 --> 01:31:30,223 - l would be really like to be alone. - You should go. - l´ll leave now. - You should go too. 1106 01:31:30,390 --> 01:31:33,184 - l would like to be extremely alone for a minute. - l´m gonna leave you alone. 1107 01:31:33,351 --> 01:31:36,229 Thank you very much. Thank you, Nick. 1108 01:31:41,651 --> 01:31:43,612 All right now. Cut that out. Y´all wanna eat? You wanna eat? 1109 01:31:43,778 --> 01:31:45,864 - Yeah, we wanna eat. - l thought you wanna eat. You wanna eat? All right. 1110 01:31:46,031 --> 01:31:48,283 - Just don´t burn the meat. - l don´t never burn the meat. 1111 01:31:48,450 --> 01:31:51,328 - Uh-huh. What happened the last time? - Hey, Dad don´t burn the meat. 1112 01:31:51,494 --> 01:31:54,623 - l´m gonna put some more po-po sauce on it. Y´all like that. - Joey. Tonya. 1113 01:31:54,789 --> 01:31:58,418 - Yeah, that´s-- - Go see your mama, boy. You know. 1114 01:31:58,585 --> 01:32:01,504 Now this is my very special mustard. 1115 01:32:01,671 --> 01:32:04,007 - Don´t let nobody touch that. - Okay, Mama. 1116 01:32:04,174 --> 01:32:06,843 - All right. - Yeah. 1117 01:32:07,010 --> 01:32:09,596 So, how´s the electrician business? 1118 01:32:11,097 --> 01:32:15,602 Hey. Not bad. The hours are a bitch. 1119 01:32:16,770 --> 01:32:18,688 l wanna thank you. 1120 01:32:18,855 --> 01:32:23,568 l don´t know why-- l just wanna say l appreciate what you did. 1121 01:32:25,612 --> 01:32:29,032 Well, don´t mention it. How´s that? How did you know where l was anyway? 1122 01:32:30,992 --> 01:32:32,869 A friend gave me a tip. 1123 01:32:34,704 --> 01:32:37,165 A friend, huh? 1124 01:32:37,332 --> 01:32:40,210 - You hungry? - Yes, we would love for you to join us. 1125 01:32:40,377 --> 01:32:42,462 Wouldn´t we, Mama? 1126 01:32:46,383 --> 01:32:49,177 l talked to my boss today after things settled down. 1127 01:32:49,344 --> 01:32:53,890 Convinced him we need a new security system. Got any ideas? 1128 01:32:54,057 --> 01:32:56,559 Sure. l can help you pick one out. 1129 01:32:56,726 --> 01:33:00,063 You wanna run it? We need someone trustworthy. 1130 01:33:00,230 --> 01:33:02,983 l told him l know just the guy. 1131 01:33:03,149 --> 01:33:04,901 Well, l´m gonna have to think about this, Nick. 1132 01:33:05,068 --> 01:33:09,364 Right now, l´m weighing out several lucrative offers. l mean, they rollin´ in. 1133 01:33:09,531 --> 01:33:11,908 A lot of people want me to work for them right now. 1134 01:33:12,075 --> 01:33:15,287 Now, that´s just the way l like it. 1135 01:33:15,453 --> 01:33:18,665 All l need now is some of Mama´s special mustard. 1136 01:33:18,832 --> 01:33:20,709 Stop. 1137 01:33:27,424 --> 01:33:30,093 What´d l do? 1138 01:33:41,104 --> 01:33:44,983 - Run, run! - Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here. 1139 01:33:45,150 --> 01:33:48,320 l´ll beat you into the-- 1140 01:33:49,905 --> 01:33:53,283 See you when you get there 1141 01:34:04,461 --> 01:34:07,964 Now l seen places and faces of things you ain´t never thought about thinkin´ 1142 01:34:08,131 --> 01:34:10,634 lf you ain´t peeked then you must be drinkin´ and smokin´ 1143 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,262 Pretendin´ that you´re locin´ but you´re broken, let me get you open 1144 01:34:14,429 --> 01:34:17,265 Now, little Timmy got his diploma and little Jimmy got life 1145 01:34:17,432 --> 01:34:20,185 And Tamica around the corner just took her first hit off the pipe 1146 01:34:20,352 --> 01:34:23,021 The other homey shot the other homey and ran off with his money 1147 01:34:23,146 --> 01:34:25,732 And when the other homeys heard about it they thought that it was funny 1148 01:34:25,899 --> 01:34:28,318 But who´s the dummy ´cause now you done lost a hustler 1149 01:34:28,485 --> 01:34:30,862 A down-ass brother done replaced by a bustler 1150 01:34:31,029 --> 01:34:33,323 And though l got love for ya l know l can´t trust ya 1151 01:34:33,490 --> 01:34:36,159 ´Cause my crew is rollin´ numbers and your crew is rollin´ dusters 1152 01:34:36,326 --> 01:34:39,162 And just because of that you act like you don´t like a brother no more 1153 01:34:39,329 --> 01:34:41,539 l guess that´s just the way you go 1154 01:34:41,706 --> 01:34:45,460 l ain´t tryin´ to preach, l believe l can reach but your mind ain´t prepared 1155 01:34:45,627 --> 01:34:47,462 l see ya when you get there 1156 01:34:47,629 --> 01:34:51,258 l´ll see you when you get there 1157 01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:54,177 lf you ever get there 1158 01:34:54,344 --> 01:34:57,389 See you when you get there 1159 01:34:57,555 --> 01:35:02,143 l´ll see you when you get there 1160 01:35:02,310 --> 01:35:04,688 lf you ever get there 1161 01:35:04,854 --> 01:35:07,983 See you when you get there 1162 01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:10,402 More temptation and fate l guess we livin´ for today 1163 01:35:10,569 --> 01:35:13,363 l seen a man get swept off his feet by a bull with an AK 1164 01:35:13,530 --> 01:35:15,865 The situation´s so twisted everybody gettin´ lifted 1165 01:35:16,032 --> 01:35:18,868 l´m just tryin´ to take care of my kids and handle my business 1166 01:35:19,035 --> 01:35:21,454 ´Cause it´s way too serious so you gotta pay close attention 1167 01:35:21,621 --> 01:35:24,124 So you don´t get caught slippin´ when they come to do all the gettin´ 1168 01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:26,543 Life is a big game so you gotta play it with the big boys 1169 01:35:26,710 --> 01:35:29,212 Some of us gotta run a little faster ´cause we gotta lay the straw 1170 01:35:29,379 --> 01:35:32,215 But l´d be a fool to surrender when l know l can be a contender 1171 01:35:32,382 --> 01:35:34,843 lf everybody´s ascended then everybody can be a winner 1172 01:35:35,010 --> 01:35:37,220 No matter your rag color Deep down we all brothers 1173 01:35:37,387 --> 01:35:39,973 And we gonna set a time Somebody up there still love us 1174 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:42,726 l´m gonna scuffle and struggle with ya l´m breathless and weak 1175 01:35:42,892 --> 01:35:45,437 l done strived my whole life to make it to the mountain peak 1176 01:35:45,604 --> 01:35:48,023 Always keep reachin´ Sure to grab onto somethin´ 1177 01:35:48,189 --> 01:35:51,151 l´ll be there when you get there waitin´ with the sounds bumpin´ 1178 01:35:51,318 --> 01:35:55,655 l´ll see you when you get there 1179 01:35:55,822 --> 01:35:58,033 lf you ever get there 1180 01:35:58,199 --> 01:36:01,411 See you when you get there 1181 01:36:01,578 --> 01:36:06,207 l´ll see you when you get there 1182 01:36:06,374 --> 01:36:08,835 lf you ever get there 1183 01:36:09,002 --> 01:36:12,172 See you when you get there 1184 01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:15,383 As we walk down the road of our destiny 1185 01:36:15,550 --> 01:36:18,219 And the time comes to choose which shall it be 1186 01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:20,305 The wide and crooked or the straight and narrow 1187 01:36:20,472 --> 01:36:23,391 We got one voice to give and one life to live 1188 01:36:23,558 --> 01:36:26,311 Stand up for somethin´ or lay down in the game 1189 01:36:26,478 --> 01:36:28,855 Listen to the song that we sing 1190 01:36:29,022 --> 01:36:30,941 lt´s up to you to make your beef 1191 01:36:31,107 --> 01:36:33,777 l guess l´ll see you when you see me 1192 01:36:33,944 --> 01:36:37,948 l´ll see you 1193 01:36:38,114 --> 01:36:40,992 When you get there 1194 01:36:41,159 --> 01:36:44,079 lf you wanna get there 1195 01:36:44,246 --> 01:36:48,708 - l´ll see you - l´ll see you 1196 01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:52,045 - When you get there - When you get there 1197 01:36:52,212 --> 01:36:54,965 - lf you wanna get there - lf you really 1198 01:36:55,131 --> 01:36:59,386 - l´ll see you - l´ll see you 1199 01:36:59,552 --> 01:37:02,973 - When you get there - When you get there 1200 01:37:03,139 --> 01:37:05,642 - lf you wanna get there - lf you really 1201 01:37:05,809 --> 01:37:09,938 l´ll see you 1202 01:37:10,105 --> 01:37:12,065 When you get there 1203 01:37:13,108 --> 01:37:16,236