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(Bell tolling)

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(Man laughing)

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(Cackling)

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I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy.

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As if your life depended on
getting the first copy off the presses.

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(Cackling)

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Aaah!

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(Screeching)

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(Cackling)

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(Screeches)

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(Thunder crashes)

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(Thunder crashes)

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(Booming voice) Welcome, kiddies...

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to another edition of Creepshow.

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It's amazing that you boors and ghouls
keep coming back for more.

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You must be gluttons for punishment, eh?
(Guffaws)

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Well... (Chuckles)

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I guess you bloodsuckers
enjoy being repulsed, eh?

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You're loyal to the gore.
Well, that's good.

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We don't want any dead wood

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in our fraternity of fright fairs

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that just happens to be the subject
of our first nauseating novella,

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a nasty little bonecracker titled

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Old Chief Wood'nhead.

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- (Dog barking)
- (Creep chuckles)

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(Hammering on metal)

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(Engine humming)

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# Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care

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# Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care

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# Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care

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# As long as I'm drinking
Jimmy's crack corn #

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(Laughs)

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Now, you stop that grinning. You've heard
me sing that silly song a thousand times.

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Yeah, it's time for a touch-up, my old friend.

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The sun's bleachin' out your colours again.

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Now, I'm gonna try and keep
my hands steady.

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But I ain't what I used to be.

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There.

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That ain't too bad. That ain't too bad at all.

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We've got to keep your war paint fresh.

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A big chief without war paint
is like...is like..

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Like a storekeeper without a town
to sell his goods to.

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Martha, me and the Chief been standing
on this porch for 30 years.

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- We ain't about to move now.
- (She scoffs)

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I'm not asking you to move, Ray.

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I wouldn't want to move myself.

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Well, what are you asking, Martha?
What do you want me to do?

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I want you to quit, Ray. Just quit.

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(Ray) Quit?

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- You mean close the store.
- (Martha) Yes.

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While you still have time left
to get something out of life

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instead of always putting in.

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Martha...

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This store...made it possible
for us to get married.

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This store sent the girls off to school.

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This store has given us the savings
to give to our grandchildren.

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This store, Ray, at one time,
sat in the middle of a thriving young town,

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which seemed to have a future to it.

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Look at it now.

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The town of Dead River is
finally living up to its name.

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It's dead, Ray.

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The jobs have moved away,

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the money has moved away...

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Ray, it's been four days since you've had
a cash-paying customer.

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It's been four weeks since anyone gave you
any money on a credit account.

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(Sighs) If you keep supporting these people,

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we won't have anything to leave
to the grandchildren,

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except good intentions.

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Well, there's worse things to inherit...

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than good intentions, Martha.

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- Good intentions built this country.
- Good intentions tore this country down.

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They're beginning to tear you down.

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Do you think these people care about you?

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They'll take your charity until it dries up
and then they'll leave you.

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You and...that wooden lndian of yours.

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I won't dry us up, Martha.

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I promise you that.

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It's just that we took a lot of healthy profits
out of this town.

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I'd just like to give some of them profits back
in its time of need.

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(Engine spluttering and revving)

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Oh, there's Benjamin Whitemoon.

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Hmph! In a chauffeur-driven limousine.

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Now, Martha, be nice to him.

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Oh, I'll be nice to him all right.

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Because you want me to be.

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But don't let him take too much advantage.

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You're too good to these people, Ray.

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(Gears crunching)

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Oh, dust all over your war paint, Chief.

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I should have learned by now
never to paint you on a dry day.

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Yatahey, Ray Spruce.

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Howdy, Benjamin.

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Yatahey, Chief Wood'nhead.

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(Laughs) The Chief says Yatahey.

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What can I do for you this afternoon?

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- May we go inside?
- Oh, yes. Sure, sure.

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What can I get for you, Benjamin?

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I am ashamed to stand inside this place

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while my people are so much
in your debt, Ray Spruce.

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There's no shame for an honest man,
Benjamin.

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Times have been tough for all of us.

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What do you need?

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Good afternoon, Martha Spruce.

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Good afternoon, Benjamin.

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I have brought you this.

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What in the...? What in the world is this?

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It is the "alinneh".

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(Speaks Navajo)

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These are the things
my people hold precious.

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Each family has offered
one of its most cherished treasures.

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You will keep them until our debts are paid.

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If we cannot pay in two autumns,

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the "allineh" are yours forever.

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No!

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No, no. There's no way I can accept this.

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(Speaks Navajo)

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(Speaks Navajo)

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Uh, wait, Benjamin.

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Wait.

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Wait. Wait.

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Wait.

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Look.

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There's no way in hell I'm going to take
these things away from your people.

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It is a bad thing to borrow.

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It is a worse thing to beg.

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While you hold the "allineh",

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we are borrowers.

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We can still have pride.

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If you give the treasure back to us,

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you make us beggars again.

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Such insult could never be forgiven.

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(Speaks Navajo)

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Good afternoon, Martha Spruce.

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Goodbye, Benjamin. I mean...

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(Clears throat)..good afternoon.

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- Keep them safe.
- I'll guard them with my life.

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Times are gonna take an upturn, Benjamin.

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(Sniffs) I can smell prosperity in the air.

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(Speaks Navajo)

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I wish that it could be.

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Hágoónee, friend.

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Hágoónee.

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(Martha) Oh, Benjamin.

144
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I was just scolding Ray.

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I was telling him that he puts
too much trust in people,

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that they've never earned it
and they don't deserve it.

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Well, you, you and your people have
certainly proven me wrong.

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Hágoónee, Chief Wood'nhead.

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(Car starting up)

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(Ray) Oh, this is good country, Martha.

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It'll come back to life some day.

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It'll come back to life.

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I'll finish your war paint
tomorrow, Chief. (Chuckles)

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That's a promise.

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How!

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(Roars with laughter)

157
00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:25,182
Go ahead, boys. Take what you want.

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Wait a minute.

159
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You...you can't just come in here...

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Shut up, white eyes. Just shut the fuck up.

161
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Or I'll shove something in your mouth
to keep you quiet.

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Hey, Sam. Why don't we shove this
in his mouth?

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(Whirring)

164
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No! Shove this in his mouth.

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Heep big! (Cackles)

166
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You're disgusting.

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Sam Whitemoon, you're a disgrace
to your people.

168
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I said shut up, old man.

169
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Your uncle Benjamin was just here.
He's one of the best men I know.

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Hard to believe the same blood flows
in your veins.

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I guess you don't hear so good, shitface.

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I said shut up!

173
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,414
We're just here to do a little shopping.

174
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We didn't get everything we needed
last time we were in.

175
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You asked us to leave.
Remember, old man?

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You were stealing things.

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(Scoffs) We're stealing things now.

178
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Why don't you ask us to leave, pruneface?

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(Drawling) Yeah, why don't you
run us out of town, Sheriff?

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Ask us nice. Say please.

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- Pretty please, with sugar on it. Rarrr!
- (Cash register tings)

182
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- Is this all the cash you got?
- That's all.

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- Empty your pockets.
- I haven't got...

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Empty your fucking pockets, asshole.

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(Sam) Or I'll ask my buddy to bring me
something off the hardware shelf

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that I can use to slice off your fingers.

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(Crashing)

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Fat Stuff

189
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When we came in the back,
I saw a purse. Go get it, lady.

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(Cash register closes)

191
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Move, lady, or I'm gonna blow off
your old man's... (Navajo)!

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- Any cute stuff back there...
- (Slap)

193
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..I'll pull this trigger.

194
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- This thing work?
- What?

195
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,729
The photo machine, does it work?

196
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Yes.

197
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(Sam) Look at this.

198
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Phooo, look at this sweetheart.

199
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Tell me this ain't a movie star.

200
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,900
What, are you kidding?

201
00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:05,082
They gotta make me a movie star.

202
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:09,083
Hey, as soon as they see this hair,

203
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they're gonna say, "Sam,

204
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"get over here.

205
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"Get in front of these cameras.

206
00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:17,305
"There's 1 00 million women out there,

207
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"just waiting to run that hair
between their legs."

208
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:29,397
Nine years it took me to grow this hair, man.

209
00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:31,505
I'm not just fucking around here.

210
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,187
I'm going to Hollywood, man.

211
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,722
This hair is gonna get me paid and laid.

212
00:17:40,305 --> 00:17:41,657
Over here, lady.

213
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(Louder) Over here, lady.

214
00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:55,206
Now, I want you to stand right over here

215
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and don't move, OK?

216
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Give me that.

217
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(Buzzer and whirring)

218
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:25,783
Look at this.

219
00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:28,314
Look at this.

220
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,759
Hey.

221
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:40,259
Hey, you know that movie,

222
00:18:40,337 --> 00:18:44,263
about the guy that's got, like,
superpowers and shit because of his hair?

223
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Then this bitch cuts his hair off.

224
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And he gets weak.

225
00:18:48,597 --> 00:18:50,630
He gets like an ordinary guy.

226
00:18:50,706 --> 00:18:52,526
You know that movie?

227
00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:55,711
I'm better-looking
than the guy in that movie.

228
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,746
- Don't you think?
- (Pinball dings)

229
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Here, take a look.

230
00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,464
Take a look.

231
00:19:04,007 --> 00:19:06,112
Uh-uh! Stay right where you are, old man.

232
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Unless you wanna see your lady in pieces.

233
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:09,543
Sam.

234
00:19:09,621 --> 00:19:12,763
There's no cash around here,
we got all the shit we need. Let's go.

235
00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,405
Not yet, rich boy.

236
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,093
- Did you know my buddy here was rich?
- No.

237
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:22,560
Well, his old man's rich. His old man
bought my buddy here a Firebird.

238
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A fucking Firebird
that's gonna fly us all to Hollywood, USA.

239
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,964
And one more step and...bam!

240
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,750
Sam, there's nothing left for us to take.
There's nothing here we need.

241
00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:37,686
Maybe there's nothing else you need,
rich boy.

242
00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:40,509
But there's something else I need.

243
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,227
Go get your car, Cavanaugh.

244
00:19:46,377 --> 00:19:50,627
Get your fucking car, rich boy. We're leaving
for LA sooner than we figured.

245
00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:56,099
Hey, Cavanaugh.
You run out on me and I'll find you.

246
00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:58,848
I ain't running out on you, Sam.
I ain't running nowhere.

247
00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:02,243
- We're all in this together.
- Yeah, I know that, Sam.

248
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:11,434
There's one more item you have to turn over
if you want this woman to live.

249
00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:13,079
What is it?

250
00:20:13,158 --> 00:20:15,832
That bag of rock candy
my uncle brought here today.

251
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:21,163
That's it in your hand, isn't it?
Toss it over here and I'll let the lady go.

252
00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:24,411
Sam, what are you talking about?
What do you mean, rock candy?

253
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:28,102
There's $10,000 worth of silver and stone
in that bag, man.

254
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,106
- The keys to the city of Los Angeles.
- (Martha yelps)

255
00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:36,643
- Is that true, old man? Let me see.
- Sam, you can't take this.

256
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,364
This belongs to your people, to the tribe.

257
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,898
- No! Stop it!
- These are treasures

258
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,512
your people have had for years.

259
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:45,293
- If you take them...
- Stop it!

260
00:20:45,373 --> 00:20:46,979
(Gunshot)

261
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,628
(Fat Stuff) Holy God! Holy Jesus!

262
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:58,848
Martha?

263
00:21:03,143 --> 00:21:04,679
Martha?

264
00:21:40,364 --> 00:21:41,717
Let's go, Fat Stuff.

265
00:21:41,794 --> 00:21:43,930
We got some money that needs spending.

266
00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:48,727
Holy shit! Holy Jesus!

267
00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:52,339
I've never seen nothing like that before.

268
00:21:52,414 --> 00:21:53,695
Yeah.

269
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,626
Well, now you've seen it.

270
00:21:58,707 --> 00:22:01,167
Now you're gonna forget it.

271
00:22:01,245 --> 00:22:03,564
- Forget it?
- That's right, Fat Stuff.

272
00:22:03,641 --> 00:22:05,247
Forget it.

273
00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:07,355
We're going to Hollywood, Vince.

274
00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:09,818
Hollywood?

275
00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:11,931
You mean all of us? Me, too?

276
00:22:13,116 --> 00:22:15,404
I wouldn't leave you behind, Fat Stuff.

277
00:22:15,476 --> 00:22:18,973
Shit, man. I gotta have my slave with me
wherever I go.

278
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,982
Hollywood.

279
00:22:35,892 --> 00:22:37,356
It's OK.

280
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:38,924
There's nobody around.

281
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,822
We're outta here.

282
00:22:40,898 --> 00:22:42,748
We're outta here, Fat Stuff.

283
00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:47,291
We're outta here, man.
We're outta here for good.

284
00:22:49,908 --> 00:22:51,444
No more of this bullshit, man.

285
00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,770
No more eatin' dust for a livin'.

286
00:22:58,024 --> 00:23:00,627
There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man.

287
00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:07,063
And there ain't no fuckin' tribe of
tommin', wimpy-assed red men, neither.

288
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,036
(Howls)

289
00:23:12,112 --> 00:23:15,213
- (Engine revving)
- Sam, come on, let's get outta here.

290
00:23:33,207 --> 00:23:35,241
(Creaking)

291
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,401
We leave tonight.

292
00:24:22,478 --> 00:24:24,156
What?

293
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,724
Yeah, whatever you say, Sam.

294
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,804
We all go home, round up
whatever shit we wanna take.

295
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,378
Rich boy, you pick me up at eleven.
Then we'll go get Fat Stuff.

296
00:24:35,385 --> 00:24:37,277
How about it, Fat Stuff?

297
00:24:38,496 --> 00:24:39,960
(Laughs nervously)

298
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:07,914
(Howls)

299
00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:13,169
(TV in background)

300
00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:15,313
(Dog howls)

301
00:25:15,395 --> 00:25:18,283
(TV) 'Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the old West...

302
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:20,752
'the Cisco Kid!'

303
00:25:23,976 --> 00:25:25,512
(Belches)

304
00:25:33,559 --> 00:25:35,094
Mm-hm.

305
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:42,313
(Man on TV) 'Loco!'

306
00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:46,385
- (High-pitched) Loco!
- 'Loco!'

307
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,001
'Loco!'

308
00:25:50,078 --> 00:25:51,826
(High-pitched) Loco!

309
00:25:53,224 --> 00:25:54,221
(Horse whinnies on TV)

310
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,226
(Horse whinnies on TV)

311
00:26:03,665 --> 00:26:06,309
'Loco!'

312
00:26:07,026 --> 00:26:08,805
- Lo...
- (Whizzing then thud)

313
00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:10,277
(Coughs)

314
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:11,774
(Whizzing then thud)

315
00:26:12,925 --> 00:26:14,847
(Whizzing then thud)

316
00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:17,500
(Man on TV) 'Loco!'

317
00:26:18,431 --> 00:26:20,932
'Loco!'

318
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:26,189
(Mechanism whirring)

319
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,805
(Sweeping romantic music on TV)

320
00:26:42,423 --> 00:26:43,816
'Reach, mister.'

321
00:26:45,641 --> 00:26:47,1000
'Cisco, it's me, Poncho.'

322
00:26:48,072 --> 00:26:49,852
'Don't you realise me?'

323
00:26:51,433 --> 00:26:55,613
'There is something vaguely familiar about
you but, my, how you have changed.'

324
00:26:59,478 --> 00:27:02,437
- (Thud, splintering glass)
- (Horse whinnies on TV)

325
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,736
(Smashing glass)

326
00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:09,843
'Poor Diablo.'

327
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,386
- (Smashing glass)
- 'He wouldn't whinny if Loco wasn't around.'

328
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,024
'l look but I don't see...'

329
00:27:17,499 --> 00:27:19,105
(Smashing glass)

330
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,238
'Look, Cisco, he realises me
even in my stripes.'

331
00:27:42,313 --> 00:27:44,519
'Yes, Loco has more sense than you.'

332
00:27:44,601 --> 00:27:46,635
(Whirring)

333
00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:54,214
'You'll regret double-crossing me, Cisco.'

334
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:57,576
'l still say it's for your own good, Bob.
I know what I'm doing.'

335
00:27:57,652 --> 00:28:00,896
- 'Why do you want to...?'
- Look at this sweetheart.

336
00:28:01,871 --> 00:28:04,006
There's no way this kid can miss.

337
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:06,732
'And we don't like to do that to our friends.'

338
00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:08,869
- 'Friends, my eye.'
- (Thud)

339
00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:18,852
No.

340
00:28:18,926 --> 00:28:20,532
You're not alive, man.

341
00:28:21,715 --> 00:28:23,209
You can't be alive.

342
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,339
Come on, man! Come on!

343
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,855
(Blood-curdling yell)

344
00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,968
(Yell continuing, slowing fading)

345
00:29:03,262 --> 00:29:05,113
(Chickens clucking)

346
00:30:09,552 --> 00:30:11,189
Now...

347
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,943
may your spirit rest, old warrior.

348
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,447
Hágoónee.

349
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,206
Hágoónee.

350
00:30:26,929 --> 00:30:28,637
(Creep) 'Well, kiddies,

351
00:30:28,717 --> 00:30:32,541
'that was quite a price
for young Sam Whitemoon to pay.'

352
00:30:32,614 --> 00:30:34,648
'To pay, huh?'

353
00:30:34,724 --> 00:30:37,438
Here's your package, Billy.

354
00:30:37,513 --> 00:30:41,265
COD. Nine dollars and 99 cents.

355
00:30:41,338 --> 00:30:44,196
Quite expensive for a toy
ordered out of a funny paper.

356
00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:47,586
Creepshow is not a funny paper.

357
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:49,772
And this is no toy.

358
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,454
Well, what is it then?

359
00:30:51,529 --> 00:30:54,203
It's a Venus flytrap bulb.

360
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,527
A Venus what bulb?

361
00:30:56,606 --> 00:31:00,999
Venus flytrap. It's a plant that eats meat.

362
00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,109
(Roars)

363
00:31:03,185 --> 00:31:07,862
All that stuff's a jig.
Those are probably just petunia bulbs.

364
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:10,259
I don't think so, Mr Haig.

365
00:31:18,524 --> 00:31:20,344
Still here, kiddies?

366
00:31:20,419 --> 00:31:24,700
Well, if old Chief Wood'nhead
didn't drive you away,

367
00:31:24,781 --> 00:31:27,953
you might enjoy this next splintering tale

368
00:31:28,034 --> 00:31:30,923
whittled from the same wormwood.

369
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,855
It's a splashing little ditty

370
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:38,403
about some people who are
left stranded without a paddle

371
00:31:38,475 --> 00:31:41,902
on a sea of blood.

372
00:31:41,979 --> 00:31:44,653
This bubbly bonbon is titled...

373
00:31:44,732 --> 00:31:46,582
The Raft.

374
00:31:46,663 --> 00:31:48,625
(# Rock music blaring)

375
00:31:52,884 --> 00:31:54,918
(Tyres screeching, hooting)

376
00:31:55,995 --> 00:31:58,995
(Man)..thank you for waiting.

377
00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:01,714
- (Woman) Pass the joint.
- (Man) Pass the joint!

378
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,394
Ha-ha!

379
00:32:03,468 --> 00:32:06,468
Whoa! Pass the joint! Pass the joint!

380
00:32:09,367 --> 00:32:13,262
It's almost Halloween, Randy. Cascade
Reach has been closed since Labor Day.

381
00:32:13,336 --> 00:32:15,725
The raft will be there. I saw it last week.

382
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:18,122
We were on a geology field trip.

383
00:32:18,199 --> 00:32:21,809
Just cos you saw it there last week
don't mean it's gonna be there now.

384
00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,421
- (Hooter plays tune)
- Hey, Rachel!

385
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:31,240
Quiet down. You talk too much.

386
00:32:31,321 --> 00:32:33,640
The raft... It'll be there. The raft...

387
00:32:33,717 --> 00:32:35,465
(Coughs)..will be there.

388
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:36,607
A little bit of...

389
00:32:36,684 --> 00:32:38,973
(Continues coughing)

390
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,111
Whoo!

391
00:32:40,188 --> 00:32:41,072
Because what?

392
00:32:41,154 --> 00:32:43,970
A little bit of summer
that somebody forgot to clean up.

393
00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,972
The guys that own the lake

394
00:32:46,052 --> 00:32:49,479
don't pull the raft in until the lake's
almost ready to freeze.

395
00:32:49,556 --> 00:32:51,732
Well, it had better be there, Poncho.

396
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,882
This has been a long 50 miles.

397
00:32:54,955 --> 00:32:57,161
I don't believe we're going swimming.

398
00:32:58,066 --> 00:33:00,201
Why not? It'll be fun.

399
00:33:01,963 --> 00:33:03,743
Right? (Whoops)

400
00:33:05,324 --> 00:33:08,822
Whoa, personal foul.
Illegal use of hash, number 32.

401
00:33:10,938 --> 00:33:14,293
- (Mimicking applause)
- The crowd goes crazy.

402
00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:16,078
(Tyres squealing)

403
00:33:19,483 --> 00:33:21,588
(Whooping)

404
00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:24,520
Whoo! Whoa, yeah!

405
00:33:27,564 --> 00:33:29,485
- (Girl laughs)
- Man!

406
00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:33,064
There it is, just like you said, man.

407
00:33:34,822 --> 00:33:36,886
God, it's beautiful.

408
00:33:40,865 --> 00:33:42,329
It's so quiet.

409
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:46,154
There are only
a few summer homes on the lake.

410
00:33:48,051 --> 00:33:50,695
Yes, everyone's gone by mid-September.

411
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,625
- (Whoops)
- You're actually gonna do it?

412
00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,449
Swim out to that raft.

413
00:34:01,066 --> 00:34:02,886
(Laughter)

414
00:34:02,961 --> 00:34:05,351
(Girl) Stop! Deke!

415
00:34:06,715 --> 00:34:08,322
Let's go!

416
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:15,618
- Jesus!
- Easy, Cisco! That water's 45 degrees.

417
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:18,191
50, tops. Your heart could stop.

418
00:34:21,053 --> 00:34:23,586
I'm a premed. I know about these things.

419
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:26,227
Let's go.

420
00:34:26,953 --> 00:34:28,051
(Deke) Let's go!

421
00:34:29,813 --> 00:34:32,132
- Shit!
- (Laughter)

422
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,821
Come on! It's not so bad once you're in.

423
00:34:40,254 --> 00:34:42,968
That's bullshit. Bullshit, man.

424
00:34:43,043 --> 00:34:46,754
Just playing Deke's game
cos you hope to get laid out here.

425
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,077
Too damn cold to get laid.
Balls are gonna turn into ice cubes.

426
00:34:50,158 --> 00:34:52,364
(Laughs)

427
00:34:52,446 --> 00:34:54,338
Let's go, Poncho! Vámonos.

428
00:34:54,413 --> 00:34:56,477
- Vente.
- Oh, Cisco.

429
00:34:56,558 --> 00:34:59,059
Oh, Poncho!

430
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:01,338
(Randy) Laverne, Rachel, come on!

431
00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:04,280
Oh, this is crazy, totally crazy.

432
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,641
(Boys whoop)

433
00:35:07,821 --> 00:35:09,387
Yeah!

434
00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:14,431
Oh, God! Oh, God!

435
00:35:14,507 --> 00:35:16,612
(Gasps)

436
00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:18,681
(Shrieks and gasps)

437
00:35:18,762 --> 00:35:21,009
(Rock music still blaring)

438
00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:29,731
- (Randy) Whoa!
- Whoo!

439
00:35:31,169 --> 00:35:33,528
Hey, Poncho, how are you doing?

440
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,881
OK.

441
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:40,068
(Duck quacking)

442
00:35:45,256 --> 00:35:46,965
Whoo!

443
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,508
(Duck squawks in distress)

444
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,867
- (Grunts) How you doing, Poncho?
- OK.

445
00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:59,592
You think it's cold now, man.
Wait till you get out.

446
00:36:00,703 --> 00:36:03,702
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, you are slow, Poncho.

447
00:36:03,778 --> 00:36:05,699
Cold enough for you. Huh?

448
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:08,169
- You sobered up yet?
- Yeah.

449
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:10,352
I'm sober. I'm s-s-sober.

450
00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:13,001
- How are you doing, ladies?
- (Girl) Go to hell!

451
00:36:18,151 --> 00:36:19,360
Oh, Jeez.

452
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:22,113
Laverne, Rachel, swim! Come on!

453
00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:27,404
(Deke) Come on, Rachel.

454
00:36:27,483 --> 00:36:28,693
Come on.

455
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,306
- Look out.
- Don't tip the raft.

456
00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:32,912
Don't tip the raft. Come on, Rachel.

457
00:36:32,989 --> 00:36:35,165
# Don't tip the raft, don't tip the raft, baby! #

458
00:36:35,242 --> 00:36:36,950
Ow! I really hurt my knee.

459
00:36:39,318 --> 00:36:40,854
Come on, you'll be all right.

460
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,459
Randy, that hurt! What is it with you?

461
00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:46,643
Laverne, swim faster!

462
00:36:51,189 --> 00:36:53,721
Laverne, come on! Swim faster!

463
00:36:53,799 --> 00:36:56,158
- Come on!
- Randy, what is your problem?

464
00:37:00,128 --> 00:37:01,663
Man...

465
00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:03,089
Help me get her up here!

466
00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,628
(Randy) Swim! Swim!

467
00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:07,098
Faster!

468
00:37:08,315 --> 00:37:09,810
Swim! Come on, Laverne!

469
00:37:09,889 --> 00:37:11,637
Come on.

470
00:37:11,712 --> 00:37:13,461
- Come on.
- (Laverne gasps)

471
00:37:20,222 --> 00:37:21,758
Randy, have you gone crazy?

472
00:37:21,831 --> 00:37:25,075
This thing, I don't know what the hell it is.

473
00:37:25,156 --> 00:37:27,475
It's an oil slick. I guess.

474
00:37:27,552 --> 00:37:30,724
It's not. Have you ever seen
a perfectly round oil slick?

475
00:37:31,985 --> 00:37:34,985
- I've never seen an oil slick at all.
- (Laverne) I'm cold!

476
00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:37,593
Besides, Poncho,
I don't believe in oil slicks, man.

477
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:41,667
I only believe in what I can smell, taste...
and touch.

478
00:37:46,788 --> 00:37:50,499
Hey, baby, smoke one of these.
This will make us all feel better.

479
00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:53,466
- Looks like it was going for the girls.
- Come on, Poncho!

480
00:37:53,546 --> 00:37:55,010
You said you'd sobered up!

481
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:58,510
- It looked like it was going after the girls.
- (Lighter clicks)

482
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:01,479
No one knows we're here.

483
00:38:02,306 --> 00:38:03,770
No one at all.

484
00:38:03,843 --> 00:38:06,446
(Music blaring on radio)

485
00:38:08,134 --> 00:38:10,666
You ever even seen an oil slick, Poncho?

486
00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,310
(Laverne) Ow! (Giggles)

487
00:38:14,891 --> 00:38:17,352
Mmm. (Squeals)

488
00:38:25,439 --> 00:38:27,544
(Laverne giggling)

489
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,656
Well, how about it, Poncho?
You ever seen an oil slick?

490
00:38:34,735 --> 00:38:38,091
Randy and I saw one on the Cape
about four years ago.

491
00:38:38,168 --> 00:38:41,096
We pulled birds out of the surf
and tried to clean them.

492
00:38:41,171 --> 00:38:45,351
Ooh, mucho ecological, Poncho,
mucho ecological.

493
00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:50,389
That oil slick we saw was just
this big sticky mess in the water

494
00:38:50,468 --> 00:38:53,325
and streaks and smudges.

495
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,148
It looked like an accident.

496
00:38:56,653 --> 00:38:58,433
This thing doesn't look like an accident,

497
00:38:58,513 --> 00:39:01,085
it looks like...it's on purpose.

498
00:39:01,158 --> 00:39:04,047
Well, what is it then, Randy?
What is it?

499
00:39:04,126 --> 00:39:06,088
(Bubbling)

500
00:39:06,164 --> 00:39:07,872
I-I don't know.

501
00:39:07,952 --> 00:39:10,524
I can't get grieved about it, man. I mean...

502
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,523
(lnhales sharply)

503
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,419
No matter how hard I try,

504
00:39:13,494 --> 00:39:15,670
I just can't get worried about it.

505
00:39:15,746 --> 00:39:18,035
You know what I mean? (Laughs)

506
00:39:21,575 --> 00:39:23,750
(Laverne) Oh, Deke! (Laughs)

507
00:39:24,614 --> 00:39:26,932
(Deke laughs, lights up)

508
00:39:30,049 --> 00:39:33,007
(Laverne laughs) Oh, stop!

509
00:39:33,088 --> 00:39:36,016
(Bubbling)

510
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:42,664
- (Laverne) Ow!
- Get away from there, Rachel!

511
00:39:47,497 --> 00:39:48,849
Randy!

512
00:39:48,927 --> 00:39:50,533
(Screams)

513
00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:53,709
(Giggling) What happened to her?
Did she fall in?

514
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,437
H-H-Help! It hurts.

515
00:40:05,589 --> 00:40:06,687
No, Randy, no!

516
00:40:06,769 --> 00:40:09,728
(Screams) It hurts!

517
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,700
Oh, my God!

518
00:40:11,775 --> 00:40:14,276
(Randy) Rachel! Rachel!

519
00:40:15,243 --> 00:40:17,846
Randy, no! She's dead, can't you see that?

520
00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:35,760
It ate Rachel. It fucking ate her up, man!

521
00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:37,871
- What is this thing, Poncho?
- I don't know.

522
00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:39,269
I don't know.

523
00:40:39,342 --> 00:40:42,444
Come on, man. You read
the science books. You're the brainball.

524
00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:43,775
What the fuck is that thing?

525
00:40:43,847 --> 00:40:46,562
Nothing like this in any science book
I ever read.

526
00:40:46,636 --> 00:40:48,955
(Laverne, hysterical) Deke, it ate Rachel!

527
00:40:49,031 --> 00:40:51,350
- (Screams)
- Shut up!

528
00:40:51,427 --> 00:40:53,786
- Think we can swim past it, Randy?
- No!

529
00:40:53,858 --> 00:40:56,675
Stop it or I swear to God
I'm gonna smoke you.

530
00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,818
I'm not kidding.

531
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:01,106
Poncho, do you think we can swim it?

532
00:41:01,188 --> 00:41:03,324
You saw how fast it took Rachel.

533
00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:05,794
Maybe it was hungry then. Maybe it's full.

534
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:08,303
(Randy) Why don't you try, Deke?

535
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,192
We're gonna wait.
We'll wait for it to go away.

536
00:41:11,271 --> 00:41:13,477
The thing came, it'll go away.

537
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:15,735
- (Breathes heavily)
- It came when we came.

538
00:41:15,812 --> 00:41:17,592
I saw it come.

539
00:41:17,671 --> 00:41:19,847
Like it smelled us.

540
00:41:19,924 --> 00:41:21,744
Maybe if it's full like you say...

541
00:41:21,819 --> 00:41:23,781
it'll go away.

542
00:41:23,857 --> 00:41:26,429
But if it still wants chow...

543
00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:29,605
(Rock music blaring on radio)

544
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:39,123
It's moving!

545
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:40,335
(Screams)

546
00:41:40,411 --> 00:41:42,730
Hey! What is this shit, Poncho?

547
00:41:46,168 --> 00:41:48,090
It looks like it's going under the raft.

548
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,452
Did it go under us? Did it go under the raft?
Is it under us?

549
00:41:53,534 --> 00:41:55,852
Yeah, and I'm gonna swim for it. Right now.

550
00:41:55,929 --> 00:41:59,102
No! Don't leave us here! Don't!

551
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,864
I'm fast and I can make it.
You've gotta go while it's under the raft.

552
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,615
(Vicious crunching)

553
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,753
(Yells in agony)

554
00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:09,123
My foot!

555
00:42:21,423 --> 00:42:23,131
Pull, Deke, pull!

556
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,030
(Randy) Come on!

557
00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:31,713
(Deke yelling)

558
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,836
(Screams)

559
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,921
Deke!

560
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,219
(Gurgling)

561
00:43:09,728 --> 00:43:12,686
- Shit!
- No! No!

562
00:43:13,589 --> 00:43:15,369
Quit it, it's under us!

563
00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:17,554
Laverne, you're choking me! Stop!

564
00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:20,487
Now, listen. I'm gonna put you down.

565
00:43:20,561 --> 00:43:22,168
(Screaming) No, don't put me down!

566
00:43:22,242 --> 00:43:26,096
- It can't get you if you stand on a board.
- It can't?

567
00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:30,212
I can't hold on. I'm not Deke.
Now get down or I'll drop you.

568
00:43:30,287 --> 00:43:33,389
- Keep on the boards.
- No. My God!

569
00:43:33,469 --> 00:43:35,503
I'll drop you.

570
00:43:41,728 --> 00:43:43,121
Where is it?

571
00:43:43,194 --> 00:43:44,872
Right under us.

572
00:43:44,946 --> 00:43:46,980
Randy, please!

573
00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:48,764
Shh! Be still.

574
00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:53,269
(Laverne sobs)

575
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:17,367
I'm tired, Laverne.

576
00:44:17,448 --> 00:44:20,987
I'm going to sit down.
You're going to watch for a while.

577
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,093
No, I can't.

578
00:44:23,169 --> 00:44:27,958
You've got to, Laverne.
You'll watch, then I'll watch.

579
00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:29,851
We'll take turns.

580
00:44:45,694 --> 00:44:49,263
Keep your feet...on the boards.

581
00:44:51,057 --> 00:44:53,264
And watch the shore for lights...

582
00:44:53,346 --> 00:44:55,593
- or anything that might...
- It ate Deke.

583
00:44:58,638 --> 00:44:59,960
Yes.

584
00:45:02,463 --> 00:45:04,070
(Laverne) I'm cold.

585
00:45:04,144 --> 00:45:05,994
(Sighs) Me, too.

586
00:45:13,655 --> 00:45:15,475
Randy, what are we gonna do?

587
00:45:20,091 --> 00:45:21,443
(Randy sighs)

588
00:45:26,884 --> 00:45:28,135
Wait.

589
00:45:35,215 --> 00:45:36,923
(Bubbling)

590
00:45:38,683 --> 00:45:40,819
(Blows)

591
00:45:47,121 --> 00:45:48,799
- (Distant scream)
- (Shrieks)

592
00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:51,232
It's only a loon.

593
00:45:59,564 --> 00:46:02,025
I'm freezing, Randy. I'm numb all over.

594
00:46:04,570 --> 00:46:06,461
Nothing I can do about it.

595
00:46:06,536 --> 00:46:08,784
Hold me. You've got to.

596
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,467
We'll hold each other.

597
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:13,327
We can both sit and watch
that thing together.

598
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,684
OK.

599
00:46:34,282 --> 00:46:35,818
(Birdsong)

600
00:46:35,891 --> 00:46:38,067
(# Rock music blaring)

601
00:47:56,197 --> 00:47:57,661
(Moans)

602
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,431
No...

603
00:48:29,056 --> 00:48:30,235
No.

604
00:48:36,851 --> 00:48:39,210
Oh, God!

605
00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:41,814
(Screams) Randy!

606
00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:44,964
Randy!

607
00:48:54,371 --> 00:48:57,085
Randy! Randy!

608
00:49:01,379 --> 00:49:02,701
Randy!

609
00:49:03,202 --> 00:49:04,056
Randy!

610
00:49:04,132 --> 00:49:06,735
(Bloodcurdling scream)

611
00:50:02,484 --> 00:50:04,446
I beat you.

612
00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:07,125
Whatever you are, I beat you!

613
00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:09,095
(Screams)

614
00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,416
(# Rock music blaring)

615
00:50:21,792 --> 00:50:23,714
(Gurgling)

616
00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:26,680
# Drivin'

617
00:50:27,656 --> 00:50:29,791
# To the edge of time

618
00:50:31,732 --> 00:50:33,582
# Tryin'

619
00:50:33,662 --> 00:50:37,160
# To get it out of my mind

620
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:40,521
# All my friends said
you'd better watch that girl

621
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:43,955
# She's a taker, she's a faker

622
00:50:44,031 --> 00:50:47,031
# And now I'm finding out
what she's all about

623
00:50:47,106 --> 00:50:51,570
# At night this woman
is a dream-breaker... #

624
00:50:53,077 --> 00:50:58,681
'(Creep) Well, swimmers,
that was slick, huh? (Chuckles)

625
00:50:58,763 --> 00:51:01,407
'(Cackles)'

626
00:51:19,286 --> 00:51:20,709
(Brakes screech)

627
00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:26,322
Hey! Give me that back!

628
00:51:31,192 --> 00:51:34,334
Ah... Look at what I did.

629
00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:36,658
(Bully) I'm sorry.

630
00:51:36,734 --> 00:51:37,913
Uh-oh.

631
00:51:37,986 --> 00:51:40,732
Better look out - he's getting mad!

632
00:51:40,811 --> 00:51:43,312
Watch out, he might cry on you.

633
00:51:43,385 --> 00:51:45,093
He might tell his mom on you.

634
00:51:45,173 --> 00:51:49,596
What are you gonna do with this? Plant it
and grow more pansies like yourself?

635
00:51:49,678 --> 00:51:51,569
(All laugh)

636
00:51:51,644 --> 00:51:52,966
Give me it!

637
00:51:53,039 --> 00:51:54,320
(All laugh)

638
00:51:54,397 --> 00:51:56,756
- Give me it or else.
- Or else what?

639
00:51:56,829 --> 00:51:59,575
You'll find out, pimpleface!

640
00:52:06,947 --> 00:52:08,300
Aagh.

641
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,954
Catch him! I want his ass.

642
00:52:17,030 --> 00:52:19,745
Young Billy knows his way around town.

643
00:52:19,819 --> 00:52:21,924
They won't catch him in a hurry.

644
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,468
I think we've got time for
one more creepy concoction.

645
00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:28,428
Our last morbid masterpiece,

646
00:52:28,508 --> 00:52:32,219
which I call The Hitch-Hiker.

647
00:52:34,658 --> 00:52:36,549
(Cars hooting)

648
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:52,529
Jesus! It's 1 1 :15.

649
00:52:53,501 --> 00:52:54,781
I gotta go.

650
00:52:54,859 --> 00:52:57,106
Something must be wrong
with your alarm clock.

651
00:52:57,183 --> 00:52:58,037
What?

652
00:52:58,113 --> 00:53:00,787
Something must be wrong with
your alarm clock.

653
00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:03,827
(Sighing) Oh, yeah.

654
00:53:03,905 --> 00:53:05,797
Must have been a power outage.

655
00:53:05,872 --> 00:53:08,800
It always goes to twelve like this
when the power goes off.

656
00:53:09,483 --> 00:53:11,689
- What time did you say it was?
- 1 1 :1 5.

657
00:53:13,488 --> 00:53:16,274
- Goddamn piece of digital junk.
- (Alarm beeps)

658
00:53:16,348 --> 00:53:18,636
Could land me in divorce court.

659
00:53:19,673 --> 00:53:23,782
- Why don't you use a wind-up alarm clock?
- Cos I don't have one.

660
00:53:23,857 --> 00:53:26,317
- Get one. I'll pay for it.
- (Car hooting)

661
00:53:26,395 --> 00:53:31,144
No, I hate the way they sound. They sound
like school bells between classes.

662
00:53:32,188 --> 00:53:34,720
This electronic alarm sounds like...

663
00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:36,364
early-morning birdsong.

664
00:53:36,442 --> 00:53:39,331
It makes me think
that I'm waking up outdoors.

665
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:41,657
I didn't know you were the outdoor type.

666
00:53:46,025 --> 00:53:48,200
Annie, please. Come on.

667
00:53:48,277 --> 00:53:51,663
You've got your Mercedes.
I'm never gonna get mine at these prices.

668
00:53:51,746 --> 00:53:55,101
It's what you quoted me.
It's what I've been paying you.

669
00:53:55,178 --> 00:53:57,893
A special introductory rate.
That's what this was.

670
00:53:57,967 --> 00:54:01,434
I see. Hook 'em, then up the price.
Is that it?

671
00:54:01,507 --> 00:54:03,398
Are you hooked?

672
00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,898
- Maybe.
- Maybe.

673
00:54:07,943 --> 00:54:10,515
I do my job well, I expect to be paid well.

674
00:54:10,588 --> 00:54:13,944
Now, come on. I counted six orgasms.

675
00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:16,197
And you probably had others...

676
00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:19,202
silently, so I wouldn't get a swelled head.

677
00:54:20,707 --> 00:54:22,599
You charge by the orgasm?

678
00:54:23,746 --> 00:54:27,712
Good idea. Maybe I should.
Then I'd have something to work for.

679
00:54:27,787 --> 00:54:29,607
- Piece work.
- (Annie laughs)

680
00:54:29,682 --> 00:54:31,502
You have no shame.

681
00:54:37,548 --> 00:54:39,012
Next week.

682
00:54:39,622 --> 00:54:41,513
Unless I get a better-paying job.

683
00:54:51,635 --> 00:54:52,886
Bye, love.

684
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:55,134
I hope you're not in Dutch.

685
00:54:55,211 --> 00:54:57,570
I can get you a good attorney
if it comes to that.

686
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,492
I've got a good attorney.

687
00:54:59,573 --> 00:55:00,854
My husband.

688
00:55:01,825 --> 00:55:03,717
And I don't wanna lose him.

689
00:55:05,043 --> 00:55:07,362
Without him,
you'd never get your Mercedes.

690
00:55:07,439 --> 00:55:09,117
(Laughs)

691
00:55:35,006 --> 00:55:37,212
Mrs Annie Lansing,

692
00:55:37,295 --> 00:55:38,830
winner of the 100-yard dash,

693
00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,262
will attempt to do the impossible.

694
00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:43,155
Twenty miles in...

695
00:55:43,230 --> 00:55:46,088
seven minutes.
Jesus, that really is impossible.

696
00:55:47,914 --> 00:55:49,805
Maybe he'll be late.

697
00:55:50,774 --> 00:55:53,520
No, not Mr George Lansing, Esquire.

698
00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:56,742
- Unthinkable.
- (Tyres screech)

699
00:55:56,817 --> 00:55:58,565
1 1 :30 means 1 1 :30.

700
00:55:59,212 --> 00:56:01,174
Not 1 1 :29...

701
00:56:02,788 --> 00:56:04,211
not 1 1 :31...

702
00:56:05,469 --> 00:56:07,076
but 1 1 :30.

703
00:56:07,150 --> 00:56:09,255
What will I say?

704
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:12,649
I was...

705
00:56:14,659 --> 00:56:16,194
I was out with Trudy and Jim.

706
00:56:17,412 --> 00:56:18,734
No.

707
00:56:18,806 --> 00:56:20,982
We'll see Trudy and Jim on Saturday.

708
00:56:22,954 --> 00:56:24,235
I, uh...

709
00:56:25,743 --> 00:56:28,529
I...went to see a movie.

710
00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:33,531
I went to get laid, George.

711
00:56:33,609 --> 00:56:35,215
There's this wonderful guy.

712
00:56:35,289 --> 00:56:40,181
He charges $150, but that's for six -
count 'em! - six orgasms.

713
00:56:41,868 --> 00:56:43,119
That's, uh...

714
00:56:45,015 --> 00:56:46,936
$25 a pop.

715
00:56:50,378 --> 00:56:52,056
Not bad.

716
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,910
What do you think, George?

717
00:57:09,185 --> 00:57:11,473
- Shit!
- (Tyres screech)

718
00:57:11,545 --> 00:57:15,897
"It's real leather, Mrs Lansing.
That will cost you $1,743 dollars."

719
00:57:17,945 --> 00:57:19,623
Damn!

720
00:57:21,485 --> 00:57:23,121
Jesus!

721
00:57:25,239 --> 00:57:27,232
(Screams)

722
00:57:34,142 --> 00:57:35,535
(Sighs)

723
00:57:41,079 --> 00:57:42,685
(Wind howling)

724
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:05,995
(Car approaching)

725
00:58:31,136 --> 00:58:33,169
(Alarm beeping)

726
00:58:44,401 --> 00:58:45,682
Hey, buddy!

727
00:58:46,796 --> 00:58:48,647
What the fuck happened?

728
00:58:48,727 --> 00:58:50,293
Looks like a hit and run.

729
00:58:50,372 --> 00:58:51,694
Yeah?

730
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:57,016
Car blew by me a little while ago.
Couldn't see the lights.

731
00:58:57,094 --> 00:58:59,483
Don't know what the hell it was.

732
00:58:59,561 --> 00:59:01,554
Looks like a black guy, huh?

733
00:59:07,570 --> 00:59:09,746
- (Man answers)
- 91 1.

734
00:59:09,823 --> 00:59:11,287
I want to report a hit and run.

735
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,536
- The victim's dead.
- What's happening?

736
00:59:13,613 --> 00:59:16,643
What do you think's happening?
Guy got creamed, that's what.

737
00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:17,933
It happens all the time.

738
00:59:19,548 --> 00:59:22,406
About a quarter mile from
the on-ramp on 395.

739
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,903
Right.

740
00:59:31,025 --> 00:59:32,703
(Hooting)

741
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:47,860
All right, Annie.

742
00:59:47,938 --> 00:59:50,073
Calm down.

743
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,577
Think.

744
00:59:54,767 --> 00:59:56,587
Think rationally.

745
00:59:57,985 --> 01:00:00,049
Can you live with this?

746
01:00:01,238 --> 01:00:02,804
That's the question.

747
01:00:04,349 --> 01:00:05,885
A guy's dead.

748
01:00:13,896 --> 01:00:15,146
No.

749
01:00:15,219 --> 01:00:17,893
You don't actually know that.

750
01:00:17,972 --> 01:00:19,507
You don't know that...

751
01:00:19,581 --> 01:00:21,259
for certain.

752
01:00:25,838 --> 01:00:27,516
It's done.

753
01:00:30,879 --> 01:00:33,482
It was an accident, a legitimate accident.

754
01:00:34,526 --> 01:00:37,129
So why should I fuck up my life, right?

755
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,560
(Sighs)

756
01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:44,210
(Radio stations flip)

757
01:00:46,254 --> 01:00:48,074
(Woman) 'You'd better get away...'

758
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:51,291
(# Baroque music)

759
01:00:55,622 --> 01:00:56,974
Oh, God!

760
01:01:02,308 --> 01:01:04,230
I could always turn myself in

761
01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:06,374
if I find I can't live with it.

762
01:01:08,172 --> 01:01:10,134
I could turn myself in...

763
01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:11,308
Iater.

764
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:25,761
Nothing coming. Nobody following me.

765
01:01:27,158 --> 01:01:29,080
I don't think the truck saw me.

766
01:01:30,519 --> 01:01:33,691
The guy in the car was too far away
to identify me, I'm sure of that.

767
01:01:36,561 --> 01:01:37,740
(Music stops)

768
01:01:40,888 --> 01:01:42,494
(Tyres screech)

769
01:01:59,874 --> 01:02:01,155
(Horn blares)

770
01:02:14,891 --> 01:02:16,741
You're seeing things, bitch.

771
01:02:17,537 --> 01:02:19,215
You can't live with it.

772
01:02:19,289 --> 01:02:21,464
I can't live with the idea that...

773
01:02:25,010 --> 01:02:27,043
How are you doing, lady?
Thanks!

774
01:02:28,907 --> 01:02:30,655
Thanks for the ride.

775
01:02:32,089 --> 01:02:33,625
(Tyres squeal)

776
01:02:50,431 --> 01:02:51,926
Bastard.

777
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,539
(Screams) No!

778
01:02:57,618 --> 01:02:59,468
No! No!

779
01:03:04,769 --> 01:03:06,447
Thanks for the ride, lady!

780
01:03:08,774 --> 01:03:10,238
Thanks for the ride, lady!

781
01:03:10,311 --> 01:03:12,161
Thanks for the ride!

782
01:03:16,175 --> 01:03:17,670
(Yells)

783
01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:48,313
Thanks for the ride, lady!

784
01:04:03,586 --> 01:04:05,122
(Screams)

785
01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:08,336
(Annie sobs)

786
01:05:15,525 --> 01:05:17,487
(Whirring)

787
01:05:20,567 --> 01:05:22,631
Oh, God!

788
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,171
(Sighs)

789
01:05:26,252 --> 01:05:27,746
(Owls hoot)

790
01:05:34,654 --> 01:05:36,546
(Owls hoot)

791
01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:45,622
Damn.

792
01:05:54,355 --> 01:05:55,850
(Screams)

793
01:05:55,929 --> 01:05:58,461
How are you doing, lady? Thanks.

794
01:05:59,897 --> 01:06:01,076
Thanks for the ride.

795
01:06:03,223 --> 01:06:04,900
- (Gunshot)
- (Groans)

796
01:06:14,521 --> 01:06:16,483
- Thanks for the ride, lady.
- (Screams)

797
01:06:38,012 --> 01:06:39,263
(Clicking)

798
01:06:49,132 --> 01:06:51,094
(Car engine starts)

799
01:07:11,157 --> 01:07:12,835
(Annie) I got you!

800
01:07:12,909 --> 01:07:15,767
I got you!

801
01:07:15,841 --> 01:07:17,661
(Tyres screech)

802
01:07:18,845 --> 01:07:21,092
Bastard!

803
01:07:22,778 --> 01:07:24,242
(Wind howling)

804
01:07:25,352 --> 01:07:26,958
Who is he?

805
01:07:28,606 --> 01:07:31,494
Who the hell is he? Christ!

806
01:07:36,937 --> 01:07:38,289
Oh.

807
01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:39,903
(Whimpers)

808
01:07:39,976 --> 01:07:41,512
Oh.

809
01:07:41,585 --> 01:07:43,507
Look at this car.

810
01:07:45,589 --> 01:07:48,335
Three thousand, maybe four...

811
01:07:50,059 --> 01:07:52,194
"Four thousand, Mrs Lansing,

812
01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:55,591
"and the car will look like
you just drove it out of the showroom."

813
01:07:55,672 --> 01:08:00,249
(Laughs) "What happened, Mrs Lansing?"

814
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,781
Oh, I ran over some guy

815
01:08:02,859 --> 01:08:06,103
and over and over and over and over...

816
01:08:06,184 --> 01:08:07,607
and...

817
01:08:10,689 --> 01:08:12,184
No.

818
01:08:12,263 --> 01:08:14,551
No, it's impossible!

819
01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:16,087
(Gasps) No.

820
01:08:18,091 --> 01:08:21,091
(Wailing) Oh, God!

821
01:09:34,535 --> 01:09:37,210
"That'll cost you, Mrs Lansing."

822
01:09:50,446 --> 01:09:52,083
(Owl hooting)

823
01:10:19,944 --> 01:10:21,581
(Moans softly)

824
01:10:51,087 --> 01:10:52,937
I hit a tree.

825
01:10:55,413 --> 01:10:57,375
I hit a tree, that's all.

826
01:11:00,097 --> 01:11:02,090
The whole thing was a dream.

827
01:11:04,709 --> 01:11:07,140
There was no hitch-hiker.

828
01:11:08,714 --> 01:11:10,961
There was nobody at all.

829
01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:12,644
Oh, Jesus.

830
01:11:12,718 --> 01:11:14,285
(Groans)

831
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,189
Jesus.

832
01:11:22,337 --> 01:11:24,543
But where the hell am l?

833
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,981
Oh, I've gotta get back on the road.

834
01:11:30,024 --> 01:11:31,447
(Sighs)

835
01:11:50,690 --> 01:11:53,863
You are one screwed-up broad,
Mrs Lansing.

836
01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:57,517
(Sighs)

837
01:11:57,984 --> 01:12:00,018
Maybe I've had a concussion.

838
01:12:01,202 --> 01:12:03,521
What are you supposed to do
for a concussion?

839
01:12:04,563 --> 01:12:07,919
(Sighs) "Well, concussion, Mrs Lansing."

840
01:12:08,639 --> 01:12:10,561
"That'll cost ya.

841
01:12:10,642 --> 01:12:12,930
"$27,000.

842
01:12:13,002 --> 01:12:15,503
"l know it sounds like a lot

843
01:12:15,576 --> 01:12:19,542
"but you're gonna look like you just
drove yourself out of the showroom."

844
01:12:22,798 --> 01:12:25,371
Mrs Lansing the money machine.

845
01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:26,867
Ha!

846
01:12:26,946 --> 01:12:30,515
Well, at least this will explain
why I'm getting home so late.

847
01:12:30,593 --> 01:12:32,952
"l had an accident, dear.

848
01:12:33,024 --> 01:12:36,309
"lt was a really frightening experience."

849
01:13:03,845 --> 01:13:05,807
I don't believe it.

850
01:13:05,883 --> 01:13:08,089
He's not home.

851
01:13:11,390 --> 01:13:14,206
For the first time in recorded history,

852
01:13:14,286 --> 01:13:16,208
he's late.

853
01:13:16,288 --> 01:13:18,210
My car gets smashed...

854
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:23,148
my brain gets bent...
and he's late.

855
01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:27,760
Thanks for the ride, lady.
Thanks for the ride.

856
01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:29,617
(Screams)

857
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,160
Thanks for the ride, lady.

858
01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:32,769
(Screams)

859
01:13:34,773 --> 01:13:36,665
Thanks for the ride, lady.

860
01:13:38,885 --> 01:13:40,777
How much do you want?

861
01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:20,860
Annie?

862
01:14:25,903 --> 01:14:26,930
Annie.

863
01:14:30,730 --> 01:14:33,374
(Creep) 'There's a lesson for you kiddies.

864
01:14:33,447 --> 01:14:35,837
'Never pick up hitch-hikers.'

865
01:14:35,915 --> 01:14:39,200
On the hood of your car. (Chuckles)

866
01:14:40,527 --> 01:14:41,849
(Engine starts)

867
01:14:41,921 --> 01:14:46,599
Well, (Sniffs) it's time for this boogie man
to...boogie.

868
01:14:46,677 --> 01:14:50,460
I'll be slayin' ya, boors and ghouls.

869
01:14:50,538 --> 01:14:52,104
Till next issue,

870
01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:55,468
try to stay scared, eh?

871
01:14:57,654 --> 01:15:01,040
Ooh, I almost forgot about young Billy.

872
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:04,366
I think he's found his way

873
01:15:04,447 --> 01:15:06,053
with his friends.

874
01:15:06,128 --> 01:15:08,334
(Creep cackles)

875
01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:27,865
Kid, I'm gonna put you in traction.

876
01:15:27,938 --> 01:15:30,541
Get ready for some serious pain.

877
01:15:30,620 --> 01:15:33,192
- 'Serious pain.'
- (Bullies laugh)

878
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,911
(Roars)

879
01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:44,482
(All scream)

880
01:15:44,564 --> 01:15:46,740
No! (Screams)

881
01:15:48,748 --> 01:15:50,741
No, no, no, no, no!

882
01:15:52,395 --> 01:15:54,388
(Screams)

883
01:16:03,121 --> 01:16:04,870
(Yells)

884
01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:25,142
The Venus flytraps.

885
01:16:25,218 --> 01:16:28,004
Giant Venus flytraps.

886
01:16:28,078 --> 01:16:30,000
They eat meat.

887
01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:41,262
(Cackling)

888
01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,708
Oh-ho!

889
01:16:57,934 --> 01:17:00,364
(Screeching)

890
01:17:01,509 --> 01:17:03,289
(Cackles)