1 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,493 - This is awesome. - Oh, my God. 2 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:34,089 Oh, my God. This is crazy. 3 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,533 Oh, my God! So incredible. 4 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,034 Do you want to know a secret? I took a Viagra. 5 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,129 What? This is awesome! 6 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,696 Why aren't l using this every day? 7 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,903 What'd you do? Wait. Stop, stop, stop. 8 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,104 Stop. What? 9 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,710 What's the matter? 10 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,081 "What's the matter?" 11 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,382 You just took a Viagra to have sex with me. 12 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,319 I thought it would make it better. 13 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,084 It was better. It takes some of the pressure off. 14 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,222 Because you can't get hard without a Viagra? 15 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,091 Is it because you don't think I'm sexy? 16 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,653 I thought you'd think it was fun 17 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,322 for me to super-size it for once. 18 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:10,933 That is the worst birthday present you could ever give someone. 19 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,901 I was just trying to go turbo for your birthday. 20 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:16,840 My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital. 21 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,475 I don't want a turbo penis. 22 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,179 I like your medium-soft one. 23 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:25,880 Look, I can get it up. Just not that far up. 24 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,380 Where did you get this? 25 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:28,646 I got it from Barry. 26 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:32,350 What? You got it from Barry? 27 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,916 Why do you care? This is my dick we're talking about. 28 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:35,983 Not yours. 29 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,359 We are young people. 30 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,921 We don't need medication to have sex. 31 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,933 I only took it because it's your birthday. I thought you'd like it. 32 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:44,867 Happy fucking 40th birthday. 33 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,801 I am not 40. 34 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,240 And I don't want to have a husband 35 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,275 who has to take Viagra to get a hard-on. 36 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,968 I don't have to take it every time, but once in a while. 37 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:57,176 Fuck 40. Forty can suck my dick. 38 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,167 Stop it. Dad, stop. 39 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:22,830 I love you. 40 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,432 Time to get up. 41 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:25,601 Your breath smells weird. 42 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:26,770 Wake up. 43 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:31,712 I really need you to wake up. 44 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:34,675 Wake up. Come on. 45 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,085 Time to wake up. Okay. 46 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,166 Whoo! 47 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,787 Ready! 48 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,600 Make a wish! 49 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:46,647 Hello, Sayid. 50 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:49,855 Can I watch Lost? 51 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,221 You can't handle Lost. 52 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,866 It's too violent, and you won't understand. 53 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,994 If I don't understand it, why can't I handle it? 54 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,095 Because you're eight. 55 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,573 I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week. 56 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:03,835 Shark Week is fake. 57 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,409 No, it's not. 58 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,443 All of it is reenactments. 59 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:08,502 I know, but they... 60 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,947 And that's scary. You shouldn't be allowed to watch that. 61 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,976 They show the reenactments, but they actually happened. 62 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,712 It's gonna give you nightmares. 63 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:20,020 I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me. 64 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,418 Hey. 65 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,994 Don't eat that cupcake. 66 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,124 What? 67 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,725 The one you just put into the sink. 68 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,467 I saw you were hiding that. 69 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,797 This cupcake? You think I'm going to eat this cupcake? 70 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,602 Yeah. I so don't want this cupcake. Look. 71 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,506 You're still going to eat it. I'm going to eat that cupcake? 72 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,908 Just put it in the trash. 73 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,469 What would you like to do? Your choice. 74 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,544 Anything? Yeah, anything. 75 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,547 Just hang out with you guys. 76 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:49,018 Don't you want to get a massage, or do something fun? 77 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:50,717 Forty's huge. 78 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:51,779 I'm turning 38. 79 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,758 Okay, 38. We will move on. 80 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,552 Isn't it weird that our birthday is the same week, 81 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,564 and then we're going to have a party, and it's just for me? 82 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,497 No, I don't think it's weird at all. 83 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,829 Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38. 84 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,996 Come on, do you really want to be one of those ladies 85 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,563 who's just so insecure about their age? 86 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,939 And they lie, and then they gotta remember, and it gets all... 87 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:14,407 You don't get it. See, you don't understand how it works. 88 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,946 I don't want to shop at old ladies' stores. 89 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,744 I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's, and Ann Taylor Loft. 90 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,287 I'm not ready yet. 91 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,754 I need two more years. 92 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,519 That is so insane, it kind of makes sense. 93 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,084 What'd you get me for my birthday? 94 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,322 Wait a minute, I thought you said that 95 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,330 we shouldn't get each other gifts this year. 96 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,729 What do you mean? 97 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,433 You're supposed to get me a surprise gift. 98 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,267 This is a big birthday. 99 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,264 I'm turning 40. 100 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,941 Mom! 101 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:48,337 Mom, why can't I get new clothes? 102 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:52,180 What the fuck? Nothing fits me! 103 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:55,078 God damn it! 104 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,255 I'm going to go work out, I'll be back in about an hour. 105 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,918 Hey, did your father call to wish you a happy birthday? 106 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,688 No, but that's no surprise. 107 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,437 Come on. Coming. 108 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,448 You got to keep up with us, sweetheart. Yeah, I'm in. 109 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,710 That's why your body looks like your body 110 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,079 and her body looks like her body. 111 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,754 Before, after. Before, after. 112 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,124 You guys just go on without me. I'm just gonna... 113 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,750 I think I gotta... 114 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,152 Fuck. 115 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:43,126 Thanks for letting me join this team. 116 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:44,260 It's not really a team. 117 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,861 It's just a bunch of guys that get together and ride. 118 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:48,034 - I know, I know. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 119 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,772 Hey! Bike lane, asshole! 120 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,205 It's always the guy in the fucking lnfiniti. 121 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,814 Good. See, you're getting tight here. Yeah. 122 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,948 This, we need to work on. Okay. 123 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,112 So, why on earth is Pete taking Viagra? What's going on? 124 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,314 I don't know. 125 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:09,352 I think maybe he isn't attracted to me anymore or something. 126 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,124 I don't know. Well, that is ridiculous. 127 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,696 If you were my girlfriend, I would not need a Viagra. 128 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,667 I would need an anti-Viagra pill... 129 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,597 To try not to get a boner. 130 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,768 But everyone gives you a boner. 131 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,033 Don't sell yourself short like that. 132 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:24,700 You give me a boner. 133 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,073 Barb doesn't give me a boner. 134 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,742 Maybe things are just getting stale. 135 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,943 That's why if maybe l work out really hard... 136 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,245 Maybe he'll be able to get a boner again. 137 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,586 Why do you need to have sex, Deb? 138 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,815 Sex is the number one thing people fight about. 139 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:43,419 You stop having sex, there will be no more fights. 140 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,758 I am living proof. 141 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,189 I have no sex, 142 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:49,166 and I am the happiest I have ever been. 143 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,766 I knew it. I knew you were not having sex. 144 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,237 I can see it on your face. 145 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,001 It's all... 146 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,541 Puckered and pained. 147 00:07:58,077 --> 00:07:59,544 I'm enjoying our non-sex period, that's all I'm saying. 148 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:00,803 Don't you miss it? 149 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,211 I wouldn't know, because I don't have any feeling down there anymore. 150 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,579 I have nerve damage from my C-section, 151 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,048 so everything's just kind of... 152 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,952 She's numb down there. 153 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,180 I could sit down hard on a fire hydrant, 154 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:15,159 and I wouldn't even know that I was sitting. 155 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,625 I could get stung by a hornet down there, and I would not feel it. 156 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,758 You could put anything in there, 157 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:24,568 and I would not know what the object was. 158 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,635 I used to pee in a nice stream, 159 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,072 and now it just kind of goes like a shower head. 160 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:30,870 That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. 161 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,342 I think you need a family. Don't you want a family? 162 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,378 No, I think I want to Clooney it. 163 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,180 Clooney it? Yup. 164 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,377 He doesn't seem happy. 165 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,141 Yeah, he is. 166 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,812 No, he's lonely. 167 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:43,947 No, he's not. 168 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,856 See, I think he has sad eyes. 169 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,118 You sweet little thing, no. 170 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,426 He's doing sad, lonely eyes to get the next lady. 171 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,591 Look, I can do it, too. Watch. 172 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,828 I bet George Clooney is really lonely. 173 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,964 Just him and his pig. 174 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,837 You'd fuck him. I wouldn't. 175 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,069 So would you. I would. 176 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,303 I wouldn't feel it, but I would. 177 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,936 You'd fuck him with your numb vagina. Yes, you would. 178 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,806 Ocean's Thirteen Inches, that's what you'd find out. 179 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,907 Do you think? 180 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,451 I mean, that was idiotic, though. You have to understand that. 181 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,182 That's the one thing you don't do, 182 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,451 is tell her that you used Viagra. 183 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:21,288 I think that's even on the warning label. 184 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,888 We're in one of those phases where 185 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,458 everything that the other person says 186 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,432 just annoys the shit out of each other. 187 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,299 All the time. It's a blast. Don't worry about it. 188 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,031 You just gotta ride that out. 189 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,803 This sounds terrible. 190 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,501 Okay, I like it. 191 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,804 But... 192 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,408 Do you ever wonder what it would be like if, say, 193 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:45,079 you were separated by something bigger. 194 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,642 Like death? Like her death? 195 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:51,218 I have given it a fair amount of thought. 196 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:55,886 Not in a painful way, just quietly slid into death. 197 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,122 Like a gas leak. 198 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,026 Absolutely. It's gotta be peaceful. 199 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,963 I mean, this is the mother of your children. 200 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,761 You want her to die... 201 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,164 No, I'd want it to be a peaceful... 202 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,533 ...gentle, you know. 203 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,507 Yeah, just like drift into a coma from which she never awakens. 204 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,440 And then you move on. Then you are a widower. 205 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,770 That's just it, people love widowers. 206 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,674 They love widowers. It's like the polar opposite of divorced guys. 207 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:17,738 It's the best. 208 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,512 It's like, "Oh, that poor widower. 209 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,347 "lf I could only make him happy." 210 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,990 "Somehow, ease his pain." 211 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,025 "Cock-suck away his sadness." 212 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,304 Do you know that this song, Pixies did this song, 213 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,399 it's about a Salvador Dali short film called Un Chien Andalusia. 214 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,205 This music doesn't make people happy. 215 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:48,542 This song kicks off Doolittle, one of the best albums of the last 30 years. 216 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,081 Look how angry you get while listening to it. 217 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,514 An important record. 218 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,109 It's my birthday. You don't control the radio on my birthday. 219 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,780 I do. 220 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,018 I control the radio on my birthday. 221 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,263 Sadie's watching Lost. 222 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,138 Sadie, how many times have you watched Lostthis week? 223 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:19,742 I only watched 11. But I have eight more, and then I'm done, so... 224 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,677 How many are there? 114. 225 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:22,736 Are you kidding me? 226 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,716 You can't watch over 100 episodes of a show in five weeks. 227 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,013 It'll melt your brain. 228 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,781 It's not melting my brain, it's blowing my mind. 229 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,585 That's really bad, Sadie. 230 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,558 You're not allowed to do that. 231 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,454 My relationship with Lost is not your business. 232 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,827 It's extremely personal. 233 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,861 Stop! 234 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,965 Stop it. Be nice to your sister. 235 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,368 You guys are going to cherish each other one day. 236 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,931 Stop it! Stop! 237 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,971 It's your birthday. You don't need to go to the store. 238 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,207 No, just five minutes. Desi and Jodi are fighting. 239 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,513 All right, five minutes, but then I'm pulling you out. 240 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,443 Hi. 241 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,744 Hi. 242 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,652 How's Jodi treating you? 243 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,083 Jodi? 244 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,020 Oh, Jodi's my new BFF. 245 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,458 She's like a little kitty-cat. 246 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,189 Sometimes she comes and rubs up against my leg. 247 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,195 And you're a ball of shit. 248 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:14,794 She loves me. 249 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,126 Huh. 250 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:24,170 Can you do inventory so that we can do the sidewalk sale? 251 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,643 And you really need to pay attention to the numbers 252 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,705 because we have $12,000 unaccounted for. 253 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,045 I think it's probably Desi. 254 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,179 She's been having a really hard time using these simple computers. 255 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,552 It's because she's stupid. 256 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,283 I think she might be stealing. 257 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,527 She's not stealing. 258 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,793 She's our best employee. She made nine grand last month. 259 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,333 How much did I make? 260 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,630 You brought in $2,000. 261 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,794 That's not bad. 262 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,138 Well, it's not that good. 263 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:58,074 I mean, I'm not comparing you, but you're not as good. 264 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,680 All right. See you. 265 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,514 I don't think she's wearing underwear. 266 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,524 What? It's all dark up there. 267 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,156 Why are you looking? 268 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,764 I didn't mean to look. 269 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,825 I just said, "Hey, whoa." And there it was. 270 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,795 Maybe she's wearing dark underwear. 271 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,909 Yeah, maybe she has underwear that has a picture of a vagina painted on it. 272 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,236 Stop looking. 273 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,812 Some deep oranges and browns, and maybe some dark greens. 274 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,542 That would really play up your features. 275 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,517 I'll just take out my AmEx and you pick what stuff you think's good. 276 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,380 Whoo! 277 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,620 Good job! 278 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,782 Whoo! 279 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,186 Where's Daddy? 280 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,854 I think he went to poop. 281 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,330 Pete! 282 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,796 Q-A-T. Suck on that, bitch. 283 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,438 Hey. What are you doing? 284 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,239 Going to the bathroom. 285 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,002 We're all downstairs, waiting for you. 286 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,843 You've been up here for a really long time now. 287 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,850 I'm almost done. I'll be down in a second. 288 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,412 Charlotte just did her first flip on the trampoline 289 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,511 and she landed on her feet. 290 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,817 She was really proud of herself. 291 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,155 That's great! And you missed it. 292 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,624 She'll do it again. 293 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,389 It's the fourth time you've gone to the bathroom today. 294 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,856 Give me a break. 295 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,565 Why is your instinct to escape? 296 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,397 It's not my instinct to escape from you. 297 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,028 It is my instinct to come into the bathroom 298 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,764 when I need to go to the bathroom. 299 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,434 How come I don't smell anything? 300 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,635 It's because I shoved an Altoid up my ass before I came in here. 301 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,872 Let me see, then. 302 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,412 What? Let me see. 303 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,641 No, I'm not going to let you see. 304 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,774 You're not going to let me see, 305 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,839 because you're not taking a poop. 306 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,680 I've been flushing as I go. 307 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,186 You're flushing as you go. 308 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,481 Who takes a half-hour to go to the bathroom? 309 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,751 John Goodman. 310 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,094 Don't press "Enter." I'm not sure I want to make that move! 311 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,922 Thank you. Wow. 312 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,231 You know, when I first started this label, 313 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,295 my dream was to work with musicians and bands 314 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,603 whose music I just admired so much. 315 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:13,175 The person that I thought, "My God, wouldn't it be incredible to work with, " 316 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,269 was Graham Parker. 317 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,050 Tonight, we have him, solo 318 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,221 because we couldn't afford to fly in The Rumour. 319 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,822 Graham Parker. 320 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,665 It's just not my kind of music. 321 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,176 Really? What is your kind of music? 322 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,637 I like Lady Gaga. 323 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,681 Oh, God, of course you do. 324 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,443 What? Shallow dance music. 325 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,217 It's not. It is fun. 326 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,312 And it's about release and sex and power. 327 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,654 You don't have to like it. It's really not for you, that's fine. 328 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,354 This is a job. This is not a hobby. 329 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,420 Can't you love him, just as a hobby 330 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,463 and sign a 15-year-old hot girl so we can eat? 331 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,402 Graham Parker & The Rumour had two albums 332 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,441 in the Rolling Stone Top 500 Best Albums of All Time. 333 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,497 Two of them. 334 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:55,146 If I can just sell 10,000 records to his hardcore fanbase, 335 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,238 we're golden. 336 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,187 The last of Graham Parker's fans just died. 337 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,792 I do know. Hardly. That sort of music depresses people. 338 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,300 Hi, Charlotte. 339 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,166 Sadie. Sadie, what are you listening to? 340 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:23,869 Okay. This is music that makes people happy. 341 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,405 And this is what people buy. 342 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,141 What? 343 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,017 Right, girls? 344 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,075 Come on, Sadie. 345 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,501 Okay. 346 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,106 Why did you take it off? 347 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,211 Now, something that really rocks. 348 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,143 This is called good music. 349 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,082 From somebody's heart. 350 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,983 This is bumming me out. This isn't fun. 351 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,050 Just listen to these words, okay? Just listen to the words. 352 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,528 I don't understand the words. 353 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,295 This is lyrics. This is poetry. 354 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:25,097 This is what is going to survive in a hundred years. 355 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,297 It just doesn't make people happy. 356 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,531 Makes me happy. I can dance to it. 357 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,079 But you're the only one in the room who's happy. 358 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,727 Sometimes I wish just one of you had a dick. 359 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,288 Well, we don't want one. 360 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,101 Is there something that you can do to be helping me right now? 361 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,301 Yeah, I'm ready to help. Just tell me what to do. 362 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,739 Can you go get a lunch box or something? 363 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:09,972 For me or for them? 364 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,315 Charlotte! I've got a test! 365 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,045 I'm coming, I'm coming. 366 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,956 Charlotte, I'm going to kill you! 367 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,020 Hi, Debbie. 368 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,393 Hi. Any day now, huh? 369 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,261 Not really. Three months, still. 370 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,826 Hi. Hi. 371 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,369 Katie's dying for a play date. Let's hook these two up. 372 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,666 That would be great. Okay, I'll call you. Great. 373 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,831 Okay, great. 374 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:35,896 No. 375 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,236 No, what? No. 376 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,833 What? No. 377 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:39,966 She's sweet. 378 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,410 She's evil. 379 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,576 Hello. Hi. Hi. 380 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,017 Listen, Charlotte really needs to get here on time 381 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,986 because she needs the extra time to just settle in. 382 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,053 Oh. We are on time. 383 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,258 Being on time means being early. 384 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:55,951 Okay. 385 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:59,622 It's nice to see you in class. We'd like to see more of you. 386 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,556 I come to... 387 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,427 Hi, Debbie. 388 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,559 Grandma Molly. 389 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,605 How are you? I'm so happy about the science fair. 390 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,869 Thank you for coming. It's going very well, I heard. 391 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,468 Yeah. I love you. You look so beautiful! 392 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,643 Happy birthday. I just learned that you're 40. 393 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,047 Are you 40? 394 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,776 Yeah. 395 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,814 I remember when I was 40, and then I blinked, 396 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,413 and there I was, going to be 90. 397 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,720 My God, where did it go? 398 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,986 One day, you're going to blink and you're going to be 90. 399 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,328 And I won't be around to see it, and that makes me very sad. 400 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,125 I'm telling you. I'm warning you. 401 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,962 Don't blink. Don't blink. 402 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,249 And then you missed the mortgage payment, 403 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,909 and that's the second mortgage. 404 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,477 You gotta tighten your belt. You gotta go home, sit down, 405 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:59,422 Iook at your expenses, come clean with Debbie. 406 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,219 Oh, God. I can't tell Debbie. 407 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,487 You've got to tell her, Pete. 408 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,325 I mean, she knows it's bad, but she has no idea just how bad. 409 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,195 If you sell the house, it'll really buy you some time. 410 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,530 No, Debbie's not really into selling the house. 411 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,162 As your business manager and your friend, I can't recommend that. 412 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,135 Hey, how funny would it be if I bought your house? 413 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,370 Okay. Bye. 414 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,911 Hang in there. 415 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,083 From the retro label, Unfiltered, 416 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:33,318 comes the first Graham Parker & The Rumour record in 30 years. 417 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:38,258 When we play together, the magic was just ridiculous. 418 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,594 And I think what we've got is just so great. 419 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,558 What are you doing? 420 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,228 I'm contextualizing him as one of the great figures in rock history. 421 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,468 You can't show him in his prime in '77, 422 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,271 and then jump straight to him as he is now. 423 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,538 It's terrifying. 424 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,874 You have got to reverse it. You have got to show him 425 00:21:55,947 --> 00:22:00,179 as he is now, very briefly, and then show him in 1977. 426 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,617 You have got to Benjamin Button it. 427 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,483 I don't know what you're talking about. All rock stars are older now. 428 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:07,150 Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger... 429 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:08,419 Paul McCartney. Okay. Stop it. 430 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,724 Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now. 431 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,430 You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys. 432 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,759 Keith Richards gets away with it. 433 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,996 But that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40. 434 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,666 And now that he's 70, he looks 69. 435 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,801 He's regenerating. 436 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,807 I like it, and I think Graham Parker's sexy. 437 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,237 Well, would you fuck him? 438 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,947 Yes. You'd... 439 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,913 You'd fuck him and you won't fuck me? 440 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,708 I mean, I kind of fucked you once, 441 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,777 if you could have finished. Oh. I finished. 442 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,790 Okay, enough of who fucked who and who finished what. 443 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,153 I finished. 444 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,456 Look, it's a retro label. That's our niche, that's our market. 445 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,396 It costs money to break new bands. I can't do that. 446 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,764 Okay, and also, you're the guy who turned down Arcade Fire. 447 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,368 Everybody turned down Arcade Fire. 448 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,869 It's crazy. There's so many of them. 449 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,269 We don't have the money to market a new band. 450 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:57,369 We just need to make Graham seem relevant. 451 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:58,965 Who's he talking to? 452 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,237 The Jewish Journal. 453 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,206 The Jewish Journal? 454 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,808 Apparently, old Jews are the only ones who still buy hard copy of records. 455 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,847 Because they don't like to download music. 456 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,319 Because they don't know what "downloading" means. 457 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:15,324 Why is this album different from any other album? 458 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,153 It isn't. 459 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:18,418 What is he wearing? 460 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,197 It's a hat with the Oreo logo on it. 461 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,360 Why? I don't think he's being ironic. 462 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,661 I think he just really likes Oreos. 463 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,570 Look, Paul Westerberg record did okay. 464 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,172 Frank Black record did all right. 465 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,707 The Haircut One Hundred, not so much. 466 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:32,209 We have to break this record. Otherwise, we're not here next year. 467 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,140 He's coming, he's coming. Oreo Man is coming. 468 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,304 Hey, guys, how are you? 469 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,438 Good, man. 470 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:38,210 Aren't cookies the best? Yeah. 471 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,151 Jewish Journal guy loves the record. 472 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:42,243 Great! 473 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,686 Got a bit of a problem, though. A touch of gout. 474 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,381 Gout? 475 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:49,016 My whole family, they all had gout. 476 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,722 Jesus. That's very unfortunate. 477 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,994 My auntie Queenie, she had a foot like this. 478 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,967 It's like a size of a small pig. I've got a photo of it. 479 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,570 I'd love to see that photo of that gout foot. 480 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,297 And a couple of bunions as well. 481 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,398 Fuck. 482 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,033 I've got to go to the podiatrist, 483 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,702 and I hope he can shoot me up with something. 484 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,178 Yeah, well, let's get you to the podiatrist. 485 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,110 Bye, Graham. See you later, Graham. 486 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,614 Good luck with your gout. 487 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,050 Rock and roll, baby. 488 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:20,414 The happiest period in people's lives is from age 40 to 60. 489 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,655 So, this is it. We're in it right now. 490 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,456 It's true. Says who? 491 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:28,226 Says a lot of people. Most people say that. Oh! 492 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,328 We have everything we need right now to be completely happy. 493 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,607 We're going to blink, and be 90. What? 494 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,269 So, let's just choose to be happy. 495 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,168 Yeah. Yeah. 496 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,440 Your eyes are kind of glazing over. 497 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,141 No, I'm processing it all. 498 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:45,611 Some of these, I wrote for you. 499 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,650 So, we have to exercise every day. Mmm. 500 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,517 Spend more time alone together. 501 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,748 And we have to go to the therapist, every week. 502 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,221 It's a little pricey. 503 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:58,055 No stressing over tiny things. 504 00:24:58,196 --> 00:24:59,959 Yeah, that's good. You should do that. Mm-hmm. 505 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,998 We have to get more involved in school. 506 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,298 Yeah. Have more patience with the kids. 507 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,270 And we need to work on our anger. 508 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,805 Yeah, I think it would be good if you could take care of your anger. 509 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,167 No, I said both of us. 510 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,402 That's what I said. Our anger. 511 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,174 Okay, and no more smoking. 512 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,544 Yeah, you gotta cut that out. 513 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,344 I don't want to make this about a fight. I want to just be positive. 514 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,108 Yeah. Sorry. 515 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,123 Okay, and then no more holding onto resentments. 516 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,216 We have to just let that go. 517 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:29,954 So, you're saying that if we're arguing, 518 00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:31,756 and I apologize, you'll let it go? 519 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,195 And not throw it back in my face later? 520 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,457 Well, I don't do that, 521 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,197 but I will continue not to do that. 522 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,635 And what did you write? 523 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,772 All of that. That's plenty. That's a lot. 524 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,372 And you're going to eat better? 525 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:48,605 Oh, yeah. I've been doing a decent job. 526 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,147 But I don't think there's anything wrong 527 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,749 with having some fries every now and again. 528 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,348 And then I'll smoke that day. 529 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,743 That's not the same thing. It is the same thing. 530 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:56,979 I like fries. 531 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,323 And the other thing is your dad's stuff, 532 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,690 the not letting him guilt-trip you all the time 533 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,821 because that puts a lot of pressure on you, and stress, 534 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,558 and then the whole family feels it. 535 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,862 And he is a grown man, and he's not our responsibility. 536 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,402 And you're not giving him money anymore, right? 537 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,499 No. No, I haven't been giving him money. 538 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,973 I haven't done that for years. I told you. 539 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:18,469 Can you please put that down? 540 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,573 A lot of people are RSVP-ing to your birthday party. 541 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,447 You sure you don't want to just do a joint birthday party? 542 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,508 No. 543 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,747 We always used to. No. 544 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,553 Did Jodi tell you she thinks Desi's stealing? 545 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:35,454 Are you serious? 546 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,791 How much? $12,000. 547 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:39,822 Oh, God. 548 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:41,123 And Desi's taking it? 549 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,359 Well, I don't know. 550 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,731 That's what Jodi said. 551 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,762 We really need the store to work. 552 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,504 It is. 553 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,637 Don't put that kind of pressure on me. 554 00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:54,473 No, no. It's not what I mean. I'm just... 555 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,509 Are you nervous about money? 556 00:26:57,849 --> 00:26:59,316 Are we okay? 557 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,079 Yeah. All right. 558 00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:03,953 Maybe we just suck it up because she's clearly 559 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:06,456 earning so much more than any other employee we have. 560 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,749 Oh, yeah, for sure. We can't fire her. 561 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,793 We're barely breaking even with her. 562 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:12,090 That's why we have to keep her. 563 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,426 Look at this. She's making out with somebody. 564 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,061 Is she screwing him? 565 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,102 That might be like a dry hump. 566 00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:25,335 Look at the position of her skirt. 567 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,809 That's too grainy to know for sure. 568 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,541 Oh, my God. This is in the middle ofthe day. Customers could be in there. 569 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:33,982 At least she's getting some. 570 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:37,249 What did you say? "At least she's getting some"? 571 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,821 Yes. 572 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:41,324 What are you talking about? We had sex the other night. 573 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,792 You gotta give me a little credit for that. 574 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:45,988 It's not about credit. It's about... 575 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,998 We need to have more passion. 576 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:49,359 Like this. 577 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,232 That's not passionate. 578 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,963 It looks passionate to me. 579 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,265 What? 580 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,939 What is she doing? Okay. 581 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,035 Oh, my God. 582 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,837 Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. 583 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,548 Don't do that. What am I doing? 584 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,517 Don't fart in the bed. 585 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:11,315 I'm not. It's the springs. 586 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,152 This is why we never have sex. 587 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:15,249 That's disgusting, you're gross. 588 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:16,850 I don't know what you're talking about. 589 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,553 You're so... 590 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,858 God! 591 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:23,793 Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie 592 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:26,564 Charlotte, I'm doing my homework. 593 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,070 Okay, watch this. Watch this. 594 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,171 There's a haunted cow back here. 595 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:35,645 I'm pretty sure it does not have milk. 596 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:40,211 Moo. 597 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:43,447 Moo! 598 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,380 See that? They took me away. 599 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,390 You're no fun. You never want to play. 600 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,897 Charlotte, how many times do I have to tell you? 601 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,025 Sadie, Sadie, Sadie 602 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:01,329 Sadie is boring 603 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:14,780 You're so mean since your body got weird. 604 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,885 Close the door. 605 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,582 You're no fun. 606 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,144 If you can just move just a little bit more. 607 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,709 Oh, shit. 608 00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:23,943 Okay, okay. Ah! 609 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,619 Ow. Ow. 610 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:27,850 No, my boob is in there! 611 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,926 Did I tell you that my son's going to Stanford? 612 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,157 No, that's great. Great for us, and great for him. 613 00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,289 Cough again. Great school. 614 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,493 Everything looks good. 615 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,537 Your face is close to my face. 616 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,768 Descending colon. 617 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:43,539 I'm about four feet in right now. 618 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,703 That's what he said. 619 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:51,679 Are you a grinder? Do you grind your teeth? 620 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,681 I grind all night. 621 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,309 Oh! 622 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,183 I think we need to turn the gas down. 623 00:30:58,556 --> 00:30:59,682 Turn it up! 624 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,252 No, we're going to turn it down. 625 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,793 Turn it up! 626 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:12,864 Ooh! 627 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,461 Do you have to breathe right on my neck? 628 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,733 Sorry. 629 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,002 What are you all doing for Christmas? 630 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,338 Um, I don't know. 631 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:21,838 You have a tree and everything? Mm-hmm. 632 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,177 Isn't that fun? In the spirit? 633 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,807 Sorry, I just had one quick question. 634 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,352 On your form, you said you were born in 1974, 635 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:31,547 but your paper, it said '72. So I just need to know which it is. 636 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,783 It's 1974. 637 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:36,484 Oh, wait. Because on your last form, 638 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,722 you said that you were born in 1975. 639 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:41,490 Didn't you tell me you were born in 1976? 640 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,600 No. That's funny. 641 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,928 So, you want to go with 1974? 642 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:50,598 I'm not gonna "go with" 1974. It is 1974. 643 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,267 Okay. 644 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:55,037 Just remember to write "1974" every time. 645 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:58,610 It's okay. It's 1976. 646 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:02,182 I lie about my age, okay? 647 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,514 Okay. Okay? Okay? Okay? 648 00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,147 Okay. Okay. 649 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:08,984 You're tightening up. 650 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,459 Oh, my gosh. 651 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:15,094 I know how old you are by counting the rings. 652 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,656 A little gyno joke. 653 00:32:18,002 --> 00:32:20,436 Oh, my God. Please. 654 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,873 What are you doing? 655 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:28,737 Getting ready to go for my ride. 656 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:30,978 You want a blow job? 657 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,017 Yeah. Why? 658 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,518 I really want a cigarette right now. 659 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,110 Wow, happy to help. 660 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,647 Charlotte, where is my backpack? 661 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:43,486 Hello? 662 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,359 Mom's busy! 663 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,057 Why are you locking the door? 664 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:48,962 Mom, what's going on in there? 665 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,659 Mom, I can't be late for school. I have a test. 666 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:51,793 Mommy can't talk right now! 667 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:54,303 This isn't funny, Mom. I need to go! 668 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,033 Mom, let me in! Please! 669 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,597 That's not gonna help! 670 00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,734 Put on your shoes. We'll meet you in the car. 671 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,601 Ow. Sadie hurt me! I didn't! 672 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:03,146 So, hit her back! 673 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:05,304 She's faking. 674 00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:07,214 I'm not! Go downstairs! 675 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,274 Please! Sadie gave me a... 676 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,116 Stop crying! Stop crying! 677 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:11,450 Stop it! God damn it! 678 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,149 Quit killing each other! Mom, please come out. 679 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,022 Shut up! Stop it! 680 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,153 - Open the door! - Go away! 681 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,397 Open it up! Please! 682 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:21,557 Forget it. 683 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:24,396 No, don't forget it, don't forget it. Don't, don't... 684 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,494 Oh, God. 685 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,031 Hey, boychik! 686 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:31,966 Hey! 687 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,873 It's the 11:00 from London. 688 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:41,885 Drop something valuable, you shit! 689 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,320 How you doing? How are you, bubeleh? 690 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,755 That's loud. Every eight minutes, buddy. 691 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,852 You look pretty good. Your hair is different. 692 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:53,393 Yeah, I'm growing it out. 693 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,159 I'd get it cut. 694 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:56,527 Daddy, you never play with me. 695 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:59,626 I do, but right now, look who I'm talking to. 696 00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:02,064 Hi. It's your brother! 697 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:05,140 Hi. You don't look like my brother. 698 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:09,009 I told you, honey, that's because of the egg donor. 699 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,580 Remember? I came from a test tube! 700 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:16,620 How's business? It's not good. 701 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,580 Nobody wants curtains. 702 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,821 They think of it like a luxury. It's not a luxury. 703 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,358 You need shade. You need privacy. 704 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:26,391 Who wants to have other people watch you fuck? 705 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:28,665 I know how you feel. 706 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,099 My business is going through some growing pains right now. 707 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,260 Daddy! Daddy! 708 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,463 Don't jump on Daddy. Be careful, don't jump on Daddy! 709 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,630 Remember, Daddy has high blood what? 710 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,141 High blood pressure. 711 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,007 That's right. My daddy's old. 712 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,979 Can you go outside without me for a little bit? 713 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,613 Yeah. Don't go near that little pool! 714 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,014 All right? We're going to pee in the pool. 715 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,610 Do The Three Stooges routine you were practicing. 716 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,880 I can't tell them apart. 717 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,720 I swear to God, I need tattoos. 718 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,854 Look, I wanted to talk to you about 719 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:02,658 scaling back a little bit. 720 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:06,896 You know, Deb and I are... We're thinking about selling the house. 721 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,732 I think that house is more than you need. 722 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:11,331 I think it was too big of a purchase when you made it. 723 00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:15,342 Yeah. In the meantime, I'm going to have to make some changes. 724 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,508 I'm going to have to cut back. 725 00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,945 I understand. What do you mean? 726 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,776 With you. Oh. 727 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:22,943 I'm sorry. What? 728 00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:25,055 I can't lend you any more money. 729 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,886 No, that's a bad idea. That's not the way to cut back. 730 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:30,922 I have three children here. 731 00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:33,256 What about Claire? Can't she get a job? 732 00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:35,194 Claire takes care of your brothers! 733 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,626 What do you want her to do? 734 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,726 If she goes to work, then I gotta hire somebody! 735 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,030 Well, you've got to figure something out 736 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,969 because I can't do it. I can't do it. 737 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,500 Okay, fine. Why don't we kill them? 738 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,169 Come on, we'll kill two of them. 739 00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:46,642 I'll keep the best one. 740 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,542 Really, it'll save us both a lot of trouble. 741 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,137 Come on. Line up! 742 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:52,341 Line up for murder! Come on! 743 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,381 Who wants to be killed? I do! 744 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:58,820 Okay, we're eliminating one already. We're cheaper. You're gone. 745 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,448 Murder me. Okay. Boom. Dead! 746 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,220 I'm dead! You're dead! You're dead! 747 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,158 Kill me, kill me! All right, the kids are murdered. 748 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,490 That will save us some money. Daddy is the best! 749 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:07,522 Why would you have three kids, anyway? 750 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,429 I mean, you're 60 years old. You have no money. 751 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,798 Because Claire wanted a baby. 752 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,295 If we didn't at least try, she would have left me. 753 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:17,808 She was 45 years old. Nobody thought it would take. 754 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,105 The doctor, when we're doing in vitro, is winking at me like... 755 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,735 "Don't worry, don't worry." 756 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:23,208 We were very unlucky. 757 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:25,306 And now, we have these three beautiful children. 758 00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:27,477 Come on. I gotta tell you something. 759 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:35,614 What? 760 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,955 Your mother wanted you aborted. 761 00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:42,293 Oh. Jesus Christ. 762 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,334 No, no. It's the truth. 763 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:47,028 You know, it was the '70s. We were 22 years old. 764 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:50,835 That's what everybody did. You did some blow, had sex, had an abortion. 765 00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:52,439 Really? Yes. 766 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,444 We were on the way to the doctor's office. 767 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,174 I said, "Let's stop, have a pizza, talk about it. 768 00:36:57,248 --> 00:37:00,115 "lf you still wanna do it after lunch, it's okay." 769 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,344 The pizza saved your life. 770 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,787 But don't give me money, because I'm not worth it. 771 00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,785 So, how much do I owe you for saving my life? 772 00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:11,521 I don't have a number. You just keep giving like you're giving. 773 00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:12,585 Hey. Oh, hi, Pete. 774 00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:13,721 Hey. Hey. 775 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:14,992 Why aren't you playing with the kids? 776 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,829 We were playing all day with them. 777 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,997 Pete is just talking to me about his 40th birthday party. 778 00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,595 Whatever I can do to help. 779 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:24,004 Okay. Did you feed them? 780 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,633 I fed half of one. 781 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,041 Half of... 782 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:29,079 Let's go, we'll feed them. Mommy will feed them. 783 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,706 Who wants tuna with a side ofjet fuel? 784 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:40,980 Hi, I'm looking for my dad. I mean, an older man. 785 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,529 So, how's Sony treating Pete? 786 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,742 He's not with Sony anymore. He went out on his own. 787 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:02,207 Now he's able to focus on the artists 788 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,077 that he's really passionate about. 789 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:05,307 Hmm. 790 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:07,045 How's Sadie doing? 791 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,417 The last time I saw her, she was throwing her Cheerios on the floor. 792 00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:11,887 What a mess. 793 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,218 Right. 794 00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:15,916 She just got her period. 795 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:21,426 Well, I guess she's not a little baby anymore. 796 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,401 It would be nice to see more of each other. 797 00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:29,369 Well, we can certainly arrange for that. I'd love to see the girls. 798 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,170 That would be nice. Mm-hmm. It would. 799 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:37,847 Do you have a day that is better... A good day? 800 00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:40,583 I would say the weekends, but our weekends are hell. 801 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,679 Soccer competitions, kids' exams. 802 00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:44,983 Right, right. I mean, we're both so busy. 803 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:48,685 I have young children, you have young children. 804 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:52,354 I don't think we should judge ourselves too harshly about that. 805 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:56,395 I know, I wasn't... I didn't say anything. 806 00:38:56,467 --> 00:39:00,597 No, I'm glad we're here. I think this is a good start. 807 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:04,198 And then, we can spend more time together, it'd be nice. 808 00:39:05,409 --> 00:39:06,706 It'd be nice. 809 00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:12,008 Do you want to see pictures of the kids? 810 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,773 Oh. Yeah. 811 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:19,145 This is Kel, my son. 812 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:23,390 He's handsome. He's 13? Mm-hmm. 813 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:28,694 And that's Alexandra, my daughter. She's a real perfectionist. 814 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,724 A lot like you. 815 00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:34,060 That's the whole gang at Cabo. 816 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,670 Excuse me, dear, I gotta go to the restroom. 817 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,771 Be right back. Okay. 818 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,111 Daddy and I are making some changes 819 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,171 so that we can be happier and healthier. 820 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,579 And we're starting with this meal that I prepared. 821 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:23,911 I think it looks great. Doesn't it look good? 822 00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:25,148 What is that, grilled cheeses? 823 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,682 No, baked tofu. Oh. 824 00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,448 It's actually really tasty. 825 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,722 And the lettuce is so fresh and tasty 826 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:35,254 that you forget how good lettuce tastes on its own, 827 00:40:35,332 --> 00:40:36,799 without dressing. 828 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:40,060 No, dressing always gets in the way of the natural taste of the lettuce. 829 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:42,272 And another thing we've decided 830 00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:46,969 is to cut back on all of the electronics we use. 831 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:51,871 Basically, what we're going to do, is get rid of the Wi-Fi 832 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:53,813 and only use the computer... 833 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,977 What? ...from 8:00 to 8:30 at night. 834 00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,384 How are we gonna go on the computer? 835 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,855 We're gonna have a hard line in the kitchen. 836 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:01,516 Yeah. We'll supervise that. 837 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:04,254 You can't do this. You can't take away the Wi-Fi. 838 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,728 No Wi-Fi! A-ha-ha. 839 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,526 You don't spend enough time with the family 840 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:12,501 when you're constantly on your iPhone and your computer. 841 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:16,006 And, you know, you're only here for five more years. 842 00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:17,904 So, you won't see me after five years? 843 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:20,409 No, but you won't be living with us. 844 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,207 And you should get to know your little sister. 845 00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,243 You've got the perfect friend, right here. 846 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,215 I don't wanna be friends with her now. 847 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:29,548 I'll be friends with her when she's 20 and a normal person. 848 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:32,350 I don't wanna hang out with her when I'm in my 20s. 849 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:33,788 You're on the computer too much as it is. 850 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,656 You need to get outside more, do some playing outside. 851 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,696 Yeah, you could build things. You could build a fort outside. 852 00:41:40,764 --> 00:41:42,994 What? Yeah, build a fort. 853 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,500 Play with your friends and have... 854 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:47,298 Make a fort? Outside? 855 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:48,729 And do what? 856 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:50,603 Do what in the fort? 857 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:54,838 When I was a kid, we used to build tree houses and play with sticks. 858 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,544 Nobody plays with sticks. 859 00:41:58,115 --> 00:41:59,309 You and Charlotte can have a lemonade stand. 860 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,607 Play kick the can. 861 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,151 Look for dead bodies. 862 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:03,786 It's fun. That's fun to do. 863 00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:06,545 Get a tire and then just take a stick and run down a street with it. 864 00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:09,320 Nobody does that crap. It's 2012. 865 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,917 You don't need technology. 866 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,622 No technology! 867 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:13,788 Charlotte, put that down. 868 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:18,096 I don't need to be monitored all the time on the computer. 869 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:19,499 I don't do anything bad. 870 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,935 Nobody said you were bad. 871 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,563 I don't do things I'm not supposed to. 872 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,301 I don't illegally download music. 873 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,206 I don't look at porn like Wendy. 874 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,403 She is up to no good. She's not allowed to come over here anymore. 875 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,469 What's porn? 876 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,606 No, she said "corn." 877 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,980 This isn't turning out the way I wanted it to. 878 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:35,143 I'm not hungry. 879 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:37,416 No computer. Listen to your mom. 880 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:38,952 I need to use it for my homework. 881 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,456 She's outplaying us. 882 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,592 I know. She's tough. 883 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,025 This is the best birthday present. 884 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,160 It's good to get away. 885 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,829 We haven't been to Laguna without the kids in years. 886 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,930 I know. If we're happy, they're happy. 887 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:59,134 Yeah, I mean, I can't take it. 888 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,370 With the hormones, and the crying. 889 00:43:01,445 --> 00:43:03,242 Jesus. And "do my homework." 890 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,508 Them's lil' bitches. 891 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,109 Them's lil' bitches. Bugging us for shit all the time. 892 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,449 And they never appreciate anything. 893 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:13,456 No! God, no. They're selfish assholes. 894 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:18,120 Aw, I feel bad. I love them. 895 00:43:18,195 --> 00:43:19,219 I know. 896 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,890 I miss them already. Should we go home? 897 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,458 Nah. 898 00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:07,202 Why do we fight? 899 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:08,608 I don't know, it makes no sense. 900 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:09,941 It makes no sense. 901 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,807 When we get in a fight, 902 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,976 Iook at my eyes and let's remember this moment, right now, 903 00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:16,610 and know that we never have to fight. 904 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:18,816 But you're such a dick sometimes. 905 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:20,220 I know, I am a dick sometimes. 906 00:44:20,524 --> 00:44:22,651 People think I'm so nice, but I'm such a dick. 907 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:25,093 Thank you for admitting that. 908 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:27,923 And you get so mad at me, I feel like you want to kill me. 909 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:29,690 I do want to kill you. 910 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,093 How would you do it? 911 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,227 I don't know. I'd poison you. 912 00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:37,403 I'd poison your cupcakes that you pretend not to eat every day. 913 00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:40,272 And just put enough in to just slowly weaken you. 914 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,368 I love it. 915 00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,379 I would enjoy our last few months together. Me too. 916 00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:46,047 Because you'd be so weak and sweet. 917 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:47,947 And I could take care of you... 918 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,382 But while killing you. 919 00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:51,487 See, you know what I love about us? 920 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:53,045 You can still surprise me. 921 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:56,251 I figured, for sure, you'd knock me out with one fell swoop of poison. 922 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:58,590 But you would extend it over a series of months. 923 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,563 Have you ever thought about killing me? 924 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:02,656 Oh, yeah. Really? 925 00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:03,757 Sure. 926 00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:05,131 How would you do it? Wood chipper. 927 00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,702 A wood chipper? Yeah. 928 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:07,896 A wood chipper. 929 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,029 Yeah. 930 00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:10,232 Wow. 931 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:11,638 I know. Did you see Fargo? 932 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:12,733 Yeah. 933 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,470 Ugh. 934 00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:18,547 That's a bad plan. The cupcakes is a way better plan. 935 00:45:18,615 --> 00:45:19,809 It is. You're right. 936 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,612 You know what? I won't murder you. 937 00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:22,980 Aw! 938 00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:24,881 I love you. 939 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:26,483 I love you, too. 940 00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,618 Do you know what I brought? What? 941 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,284 A medical marijuana cookie. Ben gave it to me last Christmas. 942 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,520 What? 943 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,618 Yeah. I brought it. You did? 944 00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:34,721 Chocolate chip kooky. 945 00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:35,787 Should we do it? 946 00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:38,867 Let's eat the cookie and then we'll order a bunch of cheeseburgers. 947 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,699 Let's order the entire room service menu. 948 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:44,240 Just get all of it. You deserve it, you really do. 949 00:45:44,441 --> 00:45:45,931 Wouldn't you rather have me around 950 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:49,069 for less years and I'm incredibly happy, than longer and miserable? 951 00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:52,081 Yes, and I just realized that right now. 952 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,343 Go get the cookie. I'm getting the cookie. 953 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:54,884 Go get the cookie. 954 00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,144 Ow! 955 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:57,878 Should we watch porn when we eat the cookie? 956 00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:00,483 Yeah. Should we get a block of porn? 957 00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:02,852 I don't think we need 24 hours of porn. 958 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:06,487 But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24-hour block. 959 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,195 I think that's too much porn. 960 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,890 We don't have to watch it all, but for the value, it makes sense. 961 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:14,064 How much are we supposed to eat? 962 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,231 I don't know. I think six or seven cookies, right? 963 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,008 Plus, it's old, it probably has lost some of its... 964 00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,768 Potency. 965 00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:25,174 We should have sex more. 966 00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:27,306 I mean, girls have it so easy. 967 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:30,785 You just show up with your sexual organs and you're good to go. 968 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:32,082 All the pressure is on the guy. 969 00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:33,180 It's true. 970 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:36,226 And I look at guys... Like, I look at a guy like Prince, 971 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,624 and you know that guy fucks. 972 00:46:37,694 --> 00:46:38,752 Yeah. 973 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,127 I know I don't fuck like Prince. Uh-uh. 974 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:42,493 Prince can fuck. Uh-huh. 975 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,294 I fuck like David Schwimmer. 976 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,733 You do. 977 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,733 You know, I fuck like Ross from Friends. 978 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,349 Mmm. 979 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:04,481 Looks good. 980 00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:05,882 How does he do it? 981 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:09,048 The floating spoon. 982 00:47:10,294 --> 00:47:12,387 Check it out. It's my dick and balls. 983 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,560 Oh, my God. I don't eat my own dick. 984 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,463 I ate my dick! 985 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:20,135 Kelly, I think this room has rodents. 986 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:23,503 There! Just saw it. 987 00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:25,738 Have you seen my starfish? 988 00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,236 Where did I put my starfish? 989 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:30,437 My God. 990 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:33,310 I'm gonna deep throat this �clair. 991 00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:35,846 I wanna make out with you so bad. 992 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,917 I felt like I was gonna choke! 993 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:15,651 That was nice. 994 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,284 That was nice. 995 00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:22,622 Mom, Charlotte's crying 996 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,291 because she's got an ear infection again. 997 00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:26,301 I didn't know what to do. 998 00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:30,300 We're home. 999 00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,236 Are you okay? 1000 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,704 What's the matter? 1001 00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:37,746 I wanna rip my ear off, it hurts so much. 1002 00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:41,345 I told you that pediatrician didn't know what he was talking about. 1003 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,519 Come on, you can't blame it on our doctor. 1004 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,111 Ear infections are common in little kids. 1005 00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:47,688 Not in kids over six years old. 1006 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,988 We're going to the Eastern doctor. 1007 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,187 If she's in this much pain, then we should call a real doctor. 1008 00:48:53,563 --> 00:48:55,053 Are you kidding right now? 1009 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:59,292 I know. Okay. Yup. 1010 00:49:00,237 --> 00:49:02,705 What we should do is easy and simple. 1011 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,340 No more dairy, no more wheat, no more sugar. 1012 00:49:05,642 --> 00:49:07,769 Sugar, wheat and dairy. Okay. Yeah. 1013 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,435 What the fuck is left? 1014 00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:10,673 Sorry. 1015 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,249 Isn't everything sugar, wheat, and dairy? 1016 00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:15,280 She can have vegetables and fruits. 1017 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:17,111 Oh, but she can eat fruits. 1018 00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:18,684 Fruits. Yeah. 1019 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,083 Any kind of fruit? 1020 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:21,586 Mangos, pineapple. 1021 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:23,090 It isn't, there are safe fruits 1022 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,151 and then there are unsafe fruits? No, no. 1023 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:26,623 What about French fries? 1024 00:49:26,863 --> 00:49:28,387 Could we do something like that? Are you okay? 1025 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,429 Would you like to come on the table? I'm okay, I'm... 1026 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:31,895 Why don't you go on the table? 1027 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,129 I don't wanna go on the table. 1028 00:49:33,203 --> 00:49:34,465 No. It looks like you need to get on the table. 1029 00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:35,664 I don't wanna get on the table. 1030 00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:45,037 Pete! 1031 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,683 God damn it. 1032 00:49:52,456 --> 00:49:53,616 What are you doing? 1033 00:49:53,857 --> 00:49:56,724 I need you to look at something. In my butt. 1034 00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:00,621 Why? 1035 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:02,426 I think I got something in there, 1036 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:05,399 and I'm not limber enough to see. 1037 00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:07,630 I need you to look at it, all right? 1038 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,934 I think I might have an anal fissure, or a hemorrhoid, or a worm or something. 1039 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:16,335 What are you doing with your phone? 1040 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:19,075 I'm trying to take pictures of it so I can compare it to something on Google. 1041 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:25,550 Can we just keep just a small shred of mystery 1042 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:28,151 in our relationship, please? 1043 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,349 Look, I saw you have two babies, okay? 1044 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,093 Seriously, I need you to get up all in that. 1045 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,857 I do not want to investigate your anus. 1046 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:37,026 Payback time. 1047 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,636 It's a hemorrhoid. 1048 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:48,806 Thank you. 1049 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:51,307 Now, erase that from your memory. 1050 00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,053 Where'd she get those clothes? Those are expensive clothes. 1051 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,917 Think. Where do you think? 1052 00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,629 I don't want this to sound harsh, 1053 00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:11,633 but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. 1054 00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:14,066 Everything that goes into it is a dick. 1055 00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:15,966 Everything that goes in is dicks? 1056 00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:17,365 A dick. 1057 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:18,666 Don't say that. 1058 00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:22,069 I'm sorry. I'm just being protective of the store. 1059 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:24,209 I'm going to go talk to her. 1060 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,112 Hey, Desi. 1061 00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:32,448 Hi. Hi. 1062 00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,586 Is that your new Acura out front? 1063 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,085 Uh, yeah. 1064 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,319 It's so nice. 1065 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:38,553 Do you love it? 1066 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:41,754 I mean, it's not a fucking Porsche, but it'll do for now. 1067 00:51:42,399 --> 00:51:43,491 Huh. 1068 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:45,365 Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing 1069 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,164 some of the clothes that we have in the store? 1070 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,305 Yes. Yeah, I'm sorry. 1071 00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:50,867 Will that be okay? Yeah. 1072 00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:54,635 Perfect. 1073 00:51:54,711 --> 00:51:56,110 Good? 1074 00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:59,405 You know, I actually made this one myself. 1075 00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:00,775 Did you? Yeah. 1076 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:04,047 The tiger, I did it on a piece of paper separately, 1077 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,988 and then I actually transferred it to the T-shirt. 1078 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,182 Wow. 1079 00:52:08,492 --> 00:52:11,427 So, you stenciled on the tiger? 1080 00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:13,426 I drew it on a piece of paper and then 1081 00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:16,055 I transferred the drawing to the T-shirt. 1082 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,566 You have an amazing body. 1083 00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:19,827 Really? 1084 00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:22,371 Yes. Are those real? 1085 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,798 My boobs? Yeah. 1086 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:27,368 Yeah. Do you wanna touch them? 1087 00:52:27,577 --> 00:52:28,669 Really? 1088 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,109 Touch them. 1089 00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:31,373 Okay. 1090 00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:36,550 Wow. 1091 00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:38,176 Huh. 1092 00:52:38,788 --> 00:52:39,914 Jesus. 1093 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:45,658 I mean, they really are amazing. That's firm, for real. 1094 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,828 They're like a memory mattress. 1095 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:52,631 It's, wow, like Tempur-Pedic, you know? 1096 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:54,731 They look amazing. 1097 00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,369 My kids just sucked the meat right out of mine. 1098 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,868 No. Yeah. 1099 00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,000 There's some meat in there. 1100 00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:04,079 My boobs are just gone. Since I had kids, my boobs are just gone. 1101 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,945 They didn't even say goodbye, you know? They just left. 1102 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:10,684 By the time I'm 40, these are gonna go National Geographic on me. 1103 00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:13,889 I feel bad about myself right now. 1104 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,983 I think this is a really good offer on the house. 1105 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:19,720 We expected more. 1106 00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:21,286 I know it's a bad market, 1107 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,457 but that's still way under what we were looking for. 1108 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:27,128 I know, but based on what the market's like, it's like you're gaining money, 1109 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,762 because it's so much more than what you deserve. 1110 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:30,932 But these people are from Iran 1111 00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,407 and they don't really know that they're offering too much. 1112 00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:36,138 Is there any chance that Debbie will go for it? 1113 00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:38,075 I doubt it. I mean, I don't know. 1114 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,012 There's a lot of inventory out there. 1115 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:41,947 I mean, what is her problem? 1116 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:44,882 She has unrealistic expectations. 1117 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,714 I'm faster than you! 1118 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,347 We're Jewish! 1119 00:53:49,659 --> 00:53:52,890 Hey! Did you miss me, Travis? 1120 00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,194 It's Jack. 1121 00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:56,926 Hey, Jack. 1122 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,462 My daddy doesn't know my name! 1123 00:53:58,602 --> 00:53:59,864 Okay, come on, let's go. 1124 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:02,996 Can I go show them my crystals before they leave? 1125 00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:04,198 Yeah, really quick. 1126 00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:06,502 It's all right with me. Elevator down! 1127 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:09,837 Okay. Go play with your tiny uncles. 1128 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,710 - Let's play murder! - Yeah. Let's go. 1129 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:13,576 So, what are you doing? Spring cleaning? 1130 00:54:13,683 --> 00:54:18,347 I'm getting rid of everything in the house that has gluten or sugar. 1131 00:54:18,655 --> 00:54:20,145 Why? What's wrong with gluten? 1132 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,588 Gluten's really bad for you. 1133 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,289 I don't think so. It's wheat. 1134 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,620 Don't you watch Dr. Oz? 1135 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,054 As in, "The Wizard of"? 1136 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:29,690 Hey, Mom, we were wondering if we can use the computer to iChat? 1137 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,091 Remember the rules? 8:00 to 8:30. 1138 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,859 Yeah, but I have a friend over. 1139 00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:35,961 Hi, Wendy. Yeah, I know. 1140 00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:39,339 Why don't you guys go play? You could go build a fort! 1141 00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:40,807 Hey, remember the Alamo? 1142 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,411 Have you ever built a fort, Wendy? 1143 00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:43,705 Like, on Facebook? 1144 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,307 I will take this if you're gonna throw it away, 1145 00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,714 because at our house, we're wheat-eaters. 1146 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:52,020 But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up? 1147 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:53,888 That's up to God, honey. 1148 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:56,082 No, but that's really not good for the kids. 1149 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:58,327 Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine. 1150 00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:01,290 Wendy's mom lets her go on whenever she wants. 1151 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:02,988 Yeah, my mom's pretty cool about it 1152 00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,828 as long as I finish my homework. 1153 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:06,328 Yeah. 1154 00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:08,332 Well, I guess I'm not the cool one, 1155 00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:10,839 but the rules are just different in our house. 1156 00:55:11,341 --> 00:55:13,332 Well, I get better grades than Wendy. 1157 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,478 She does. She's so smart. 1158 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,311 Let me just grab the candy worms. 1159 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,911 See, your rules are ridiculous. 1160 00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,273 Don't sass me. 1161 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:23,586 I'm only sassing you because you're throwing out all the food in our house 1162 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,280 and I'm freaking starving. 1163 00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:26,480 You're being stupid. 1164 00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:28,385 Wendy, could you go stand in the other room, please? 1165 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:29,784 Yeah. Mom. 1166 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,051 Give me your iPhone, now. 1167 00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:32,558 The nougat things are good. 1168 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,592 I have all my contacts in there. 1169 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,493 Okay, if you don't give me your phone right now, 1170 00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:38,864 then I'm gonna have to take away your phone and your computer. 1171 00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:41,162 Jesus Christ, I need my computer to do homework. 1172 00:55:41,237 --> 00:55:42,932 That's it. No phone, no computer. 1173 00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,130 This is B.S. 1174 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:46,969 This is a bunch of F-ing S. You're acting like a B. 1175 00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:49,039 Kids! Time to go! 1176 00:55:49,279 --> 00:55:50,940 You go to your room, right now. 1177 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,478 You are not allowed to use 1178 00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:57,219 iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, iTunes, Netflix, 1179 00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:59,285 Pandora, or Spotify. 1180 00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:02,523 She's a little pip, just like her mommy. 1181 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,558 So, I might have a job tomorrow. 1182 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,832 At least, I'm gonna go try to give an estimate. 1183 00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,560 Do you mind taking the kids for a couple of hours? 1184 00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:13,629 Um... 1185 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:14,794 Okay. 1186 00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:17,437 This is nice. 1187 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,800 You and I don't spend enough time together, do we? 1188 00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,876 We spend enough time together. 1189 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:23,136 We do? 1190 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,411 It's quality time. 1191 00:56:27,617 --> 00:56:29,050 Then we do. 1192 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:30,976 I'll go with what you think. 1193 00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,721 What else did they say? 1194 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:35,617 All right, some kid named Joseph... 1195 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,386 I know Joseph. You do? 1196 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,187 He's making a "hot-or-not" list. 1197 00:56:39,596 --> 00:56:40,688 What? 1198 00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:43,130 Sadie said, "That's so lame and immature that you're doing that." 1199 00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:47,067 And then Joseph says, "Yo, girl, we're just having some fun. 1200 00:56:47,203 --> 00:56:48,795 "So don't be a bitch, yo." 1201 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:51,267 That is not nice. 1202 00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:53,508 So then Sadie said, "Don't call me a bitch." 1203 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,100 And Joseph said, "l didn't call you a bitch. 1204 00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:56,770 "l said don't act like a bitch. 1205 00:56:56,846 --> 00:56:58,905 "And by the way, you're in the 'Not-Hot' column." 1206 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,441 Who made him the judge of "hot"? 1207 00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:03,415 Do you realize what that could do to her self-esteem? 1208 00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:06,146 What a little fuckhead. I'll kill him. 1209 00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:08,586 Then Sadie said, "You're in the jackass column. 1210 00:57:08,658 --> 00:57:10,455 "l gotta go, I'm bored of you." 1211 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,485 That is cool. That's taking the high road. 1212 00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:15,061 And then, for some reason, 1213 00:57:15,131 --> 00:57:18,225 there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups. 1214 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,869 I wonder what that means. 1215 00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:23,904 I don't think it means anything. I think it's just adorable. 1216 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,567 Aww. 1217 00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:27,039 Well, she's a good girl. 1218 00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:29,870 She was polite and she stood up for herself. 1219 00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:31,640 That's pretty cool. 1220 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:33,272 What? 1221 00:57:33,349 --> 00:57:34,509 Shit. What? 1222 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:35,876 I thought she was coming in. 1223 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:37,715 Oh, my God, that scared me to death. 1224 00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:39,411 If she caught us, she would kill us. 1225 00:57:39,522 --> 00:57:40,853 She would. She would kill us. 1226 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,215 Huh. 1227 00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:50,226 I gotta make a call. 1228 00:57:53,369 --> 00:57:54,461 We sold how many? 1229 00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:57,597 612 album downloads. 1230 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,204 Wait a minute. There are no zeroes after that? 1231 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:03,871 There are zeroes, but all of them are before 612. 1232 00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:05,307 There are none after. 1233 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,915 How is that even possible? 1234 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,417 Well, out of 300 million Americans, 1235 00:58:09,552 --> 00:58:13,454 612 people chose to download the album. 1236 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:16,650 You could personally call everyone who bought this record. 1237 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:19,158 We're fucked, we're fucked. 1238 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,996 Here's the deal, I want you to meet me tomorrow morning at 8:00. 1239 00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:25,432 I want a list of at least 30 ideas of what we can do to change this. 1240 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,833 We have to change this. 1241 00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:29,663 I started a record label because I couldn't get a job, 1242 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:32,071 so I have no other options. 1243 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,523 What financial problems? 1244 00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:54,327 Well, I mean, for one thing, you were right. 1245 00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:57,730 You are missing about $10,000 from the store. 1246 00:58:57,901 --> 00:59:00,392 And then, Pete's record not selling well. 1247 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:01,835 Pete's record not selling... 1248 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:04,135 I thought we weren't supposed to hear for three weeks. 1249 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:05,534 We heard. You heard? 1250 00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:06,836 And they're bad. 1251 00:59:06,976 --> 00:59:09,206 It's that and it's the money that he's been lending his father. 1252 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,110 That's creating a strain. 1253 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,342 How much have we lent him? 1254 00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:15,644 Eighty thousand. 1255 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:19,413 Did you say 8,000 or 80,000? 1256 00:59:19,822 --> 00:59:22,120 80,000, over the past couple ofyears. 1257 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,387 And then you missed the mortgage payment. 1258 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:25,586 On the house? 1259 00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:29,222 And you missed the rental on the office. 1260 00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:31,261 Does Pete know that? 1261 00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:33,959 Yeah, we're on the phone all the time. 1262 00:59:34,337 --> 00:59:36,168 Look, I know you're going through a hard time. 1263 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,834 And I want you guys to know that we're here for you, okay? 1264 00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:42,070 Anything you guys need, that's why we're here. 1265 00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,204 We're here for times like this. 1266 00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:45,744 What are you gonna do? 1267 00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:47,839 There's not much I can do. 1268 00:59:57,860 --> 00:59:59,122 What are you doing? 1269 01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,489 I'm drawing the album cover for Van Halen's Diver Down. 1270 01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:05,859 If you spent a little bit more time focusing on Graham Parker 1271 01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:07,266 instead of drawing album covers, 1272 01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:09,037 I wouldn't be in this predicament. 1273 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,834 I'm focused on Graham Parker. 1274 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,701 You're supposed to help me with him. 1275 01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:14,299 You're supposed to call the companies. 1276 01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:16,709 You're supposed to get people to the show. 1277 01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:18,473 I've done everything I can, Pete. 1278 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:20,243 You had me pushing around a corpse. 1279 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,744 It was like being in fucking Weekend at Graham's. 1280 01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:24,580 What should we do? I'm out of ideas. 1281 01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:26,450 You fly in The Rumour. 1282 01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:30,753 I can't sell a reunion concert without the band, it's ridiculous. 1283 01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:33,058 With what? I can't afford it. 1284 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:35,723 You put this on yourself. You wanted the responsibility. 1285 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:38,392 Take it on the fucking chin, and stop acting like a bitch. 1286 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,958 What did you call me? 1287 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:41,161 Chin. 1288 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:45,071 Pete. Wait, Pete! 1289 01:00:45,408 --> 01:00:46,898 Hey, I have an apartment. 1290 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,841 I have health insurance, I have car payments. 1291 01:00:48,911 --> 01:00:50,105 I have responsibilities. 1292 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:53,012 You have responsibilities? Don't talk to me about responsibilities. 1293 01:00:53,082 --> 01:00:55,380 I have a life. I have a family. 1294 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,644 I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off, 1295 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,383 and then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at 3:00 in the morning. 1296 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,823 That's not even the order that that happens in! 1297 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:06,589 I have everything to lose, here. Everything. 1298 01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:10,560 Yes, because you spent thousands of dollars on shit we don't need. 1299 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:14,826 You really need to spend $30,000 on a fucking neon sign, dude? 1300 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:19,004 Which is inside, it's not even outside. We know where we work. 1301 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,843 If you want to sign a band, you gotta look like you're the real deal. 1302 01:01:22,045 --> 01:01:25,310 Princess Labia, how much is it to fucking fly The Rumour in? 1303 01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:26,541 It's 12,000. 1304 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:27,913 $12,000! 1305 01:01:28,117 --> 01:01:29,709 All right, you know what? Fine. 1306 01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:32,584 Fly in The Rumour. Put it on my AmEx. 1307 01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:36,882 No, you said it was impossible. 1308 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:39,124 I don't think I said "impossible." 1309 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:40,454 Yeah. 1310 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,293 I usually don't say "impossible." 1311 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:45,129 I like to leave some wiggle room. 1312 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:50,305 You said that my fibroid was like a giant boulder, 1313 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:54,036 Iike the one from the Indiana Jones movies 1314 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:56,002 blocking up my uterus. Uterus. 1315 01:01:56,546 --> 01:02:00,243 And I need to stop using that reference of Indiana Jones. 1316 01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:04,943 I think that that's not appropriate when talking about the reproductive system. 1317 01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:06,515 It's okay. 1318 01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:09,649 Anyway, somehow the Eastern medicine has worked, 1319 01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:12,522 and the fibroid has dissipated. 1320 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:15,457 That's great! Yes. 1321 01:02:15,598 --> 01:02:16,792 Wow. Yes. 1322 01:02:16,866 --> 01:02:19,892 Your fibroid shrunk and somehow 1323 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:23,071 it allowed you to get pregnant. 1324 01:02:26,509 --> 01:02:27,567 What? 1325 01:02:29,011 --> 01:02:31,571 You're gonna have your third baby. 1326 01:02:31,781 --> 01:02:33,373 Congratulations. 1327 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:37,379 No. 1328 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:39,618 Yes. 1329 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:46,327 Would you like some water? 1330 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:49,722 That's good news. 1331 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:52,164 Another baby. 1332 01:02:52,368 --> 01:02:53,426 At 40. 1333 01:02:53,669 --> 01:02:54,727 Debbie? 1334 01:02:55,838 --> 01:02:57,465 I am thrilled. 1335 01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:02,803 And Pete is gonna be so happy. 1336 01:03:04,213 --> 01:03:06,044 So, you're okay? 1337 01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:09,617 What a relief. 1338 01:03:10,019 --> 01:03:12,817 Because I can finally relax now, you know? 1339 01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:14,983 It's been, like... 1340 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:23,021 It's okay. 1341 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,096 I'm so happy, though, you know? 1342 01:03:26,169 --> 01:03:28,569 I really am, because, I mean... 1343 01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:30,265 It's good. 1344 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,439 Great. Great. 1345 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,751 Hey. Hey. 1346 01:04:26,295 --> 01:04:28,456 Why are you in a bathrobe? It's the middle of the afternoon. 1347 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,864 I took a late shower. Why are you busting my balls? 1348 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,127 I'm sorry about the record. 1349 01:04:34,303 --> 01:04:37,739 You're going through financial shit. This is what I live with. 1350 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,738 This is a horrible time in human history. What is that? 1351 01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:44,036 It's something that might help both of our situations. 1352 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:47,580 This is a drawing by John Lennon. 1353 01:04:48,017 --> 01:04:50,144 I got it 10 years ago for $5,000. 1354 01:04:50,353 --> 01:04:51,615 I don't know how much it's worth now. 1355 01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:52,881 It could be five, it could be 20. 1356 01:04:53,956 --> 01:04:55,685 I don't want this. 1357 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:57,892 I don't even like it. I'm not gonna hang it up. 1358 01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:00,688 It's not for you to hang up. It's for you to sell. 1359 01:05:00,763 --> 01:05:02,890 That way, I can give it to you and you make some money, 1360 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:04,489 and Debbie won't know that I'm giving you anything. 1361 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,669 You're not giving me money. You're giving me a project. 1362 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,429 I don't know how to sell this. I'm not an art dealer. 1363 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,131 I don't know. Sell it online. 1364 01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:15,708 You know, do some research, make some calls. 1365 01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:18,344 Or is that too hard to do with your high blood pressure? 1366 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:20,449 All right. Don't get snippy. 1367 01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:24,217 Just because you write a great song doesn't mean you can draw. 1368 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:27,014 It's incredible. John Lennon drew it. 1369 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:28,753 I think it's a Ringo. 1370 01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,385 Don't beat me up if I get $300 for it. 1371 01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:34,027 Don't take anything less than $6,500 for that. 1372 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:36,254 It's very valuable. It's important to me. 1373 01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:37,923 I want you to sell it so I can help you. 1374 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,396 Okay. 1375 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,627 All right. I'll see you at my party. 1376 01:05:41,737 --> 01:05:44,069 What should I bring? You want wine or something? 1377 01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:47,672 No, don't buy wine with my money and give it to me at my party. 1378 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:48,901 That's mean. 1379 01:05:49,011 --> 01:05:50,603 I love you. Bye. All right. 1380 01:05:51,147 --> 01:05:53,047 How do I call eBay? 1381 01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:57,978 I mean, he called me a bitch. What am I supposed to say? 1382 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:02,514 But I think maybe that might mean he likes me. 1383 01:06:02,591 --> 01:06:05,992 I don't know. It's making me really... It's really awkward. 1384 01:06:06,929 --> 01:06:08,419 I think he might like you. 1385 01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:13,562 She's so cute. She's so tall. 1386 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:14,995 I know. 1387 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,161 How did that happen? 1388 01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:21,168 Do you ever wish we had a bigger family? 1389 01:06:21,444 --> 01:06:23,309 No. Never for a second. 1390 01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:26,373 Never. 1391 01:06:26,515 --> 01:06:28,005 Never? Never. 1392 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:29,678 I love what we have. 1393 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,283 One? A breeze. 1394 01:06:31,554 --> 01:06:32,987 Two? Brutal. 1395 01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:35,686 Three? Put a bullet in my head. 1396 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:36,914 Ugh. 1397 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,557 You know, I think about that gray-haired pregnant lady from school, 1398 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:42,563 and I just feel bad for her. 1399 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,758 And I feel bad for the kid. 1400 01:06:45,101 --> 01:06:46,466 Can you imagine? 1401 01:06:46,569 --> 01:06:48,730 All the other little kids, "Where's your mommy?" 1402 01:06:48,804 --> 01:06:52,706 "Oh, she's the one sitting in that scooter, eating a soft cracker." 1403 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,609 Kids don't want to have old parents. 1404 01:06:55,878 --> 01:06:58,642 You know what? It would also be nice for us to spend some time apart. 1405 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:01,846 Kind of rediscover who we are, individually. 1406 01:07:02,084 --> 01:07:04,644 It'd be so great to not see you for a chunk of time, 1407 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,312 so that I could really just miss you. 1408 01:07:07,256 --> 01:07:10,089 Remember when we used to miss each other? 1409 01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:22,261 Hey! Hey, you. 1410 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:23,897 Yeah, what's up? 1411 01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:25,468 Hey, I'm Sadie's mom. 1412 01:07:26,909 --> 01:07:28,035 Sadie? 1413 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:30,044 Sadie, the one you chat with on the lnternet. 1414 01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:31,404 No, man. That ain't me. 1415 01:07:31,514 --> 01:07:33,243 Well, it was you. I saw your picture. 1416 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:37,546 Did you make a hot list? And not put Sadie on the hot list? 1417 01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:39,082 She was not on my list, no. 1418 01:07:39,355 --> 01:07:40,583 You know what I'm gonna do? 1419 01:07:40,656 --> 01:07:41,884 I'm gonna make my own hot list. 1420 01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,983 And you know what? You're on the not-hot list. 1421 01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:46,353 How does that feel? 1422 01:07:46,762 --> 01:07:48,923 It doesn't bother me. I'm comfortable with the way I am. 1423 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:51,293 Maybe you shouldn't be so comfortable with yourself. 1424 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,965 You know why? 1425 01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:55,501 You look like a miniature Tom Petty. 1426 01:07:55,838 --> 01:07:57,169 How's that feel? 1427 01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:59,104 You think that haircut's cool? It's not. 1428 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:02,003 It looks like you put your Justin Bieber wig on backwards. 1429 01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:04,107 Are you still comfortable with yourself? 1430 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:06,278 Why are you wearing a tank top? Huh? 1431 01:08:06,449 --> 01:08:10,351 So you can show off your little bald pits, you little hairless wonder? 1432 01:08:10,619 --> 01:08:12,917 Cool tank top, man. Huh? 1433 01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:17,923 So next time you think about writing something nasty 1434 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:21,121 on my daughter's Facebook page, just remember me. 1435 01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:22,355 Remember me. 1436 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:26,660 I will come down here, and I will fuck you up. 1437 01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:28,029 Okay, I'm sorry. 1438 01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:30,002 Wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey! 1439 01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:32,139 Wait. You're not... Are you crying? 1440 01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:33,366 Just let me go. 1441 01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:34,770 Oh, my... 1442 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,569 I'm sorry. Okay. 1443 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,240 I'm sorry. 1444 01:08:39,515 --> 01:08:41,642 I'm not in my right head. 1445 01:08:41,717 --> 01:08:44,208 I understand. My mom's going through menopause, too. 1446 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,344 It's a hard time.