1 00:03:46,713 --> 00:03:48,012 I'm sorry‎. 2 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:50,094 ‎- Oh‎, it's okay‎. ‎- I'm sorry‎, baby‎. 3 00:03:51,015 --> 00:03:53,716 ‎- I'm sorry‎. ‎- Fucking shoulder‎. 4 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,351 Keep going‎. 5 00:03:57,353 --> 00:03:58,820 That's helping‎. 6 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,059 Never‎. 7 00:04:06,061 --> 00:04:07,994 Just a little bit‎. Just to clean it up‎. 8 00:04:07,996 --> 00:04:09,195 I'm not cutting it‎. 9 00:04:09,197 --> 00:04:11,297 But you'd look so hot with short hair‎. 10 00:04:11,299 --> 00:04:13,432 ‎- Oh‎, would I‎? ‎- Yeah‎. 11 00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:14,866 ‎- Thank you‎. ‎- No‎, no‎, no‎.‎.‎. 12 00:04:14,868 --> 00:04:17,001 Sorry‎, I didn't mean it like that‎. 13 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:18,936 You are hot‎. 14 00:04:18,938 --> 00:04:22,005 You are the hottest‎. 15 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:24,907 ‎- Keep going‎. ‎- You and your gorgeous‎, 16 00:04:24,909 --> 00:04:27,342 thick‎, long hair‎. 17 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,711 ‎- Continue‎.‎.‎. ‎- I just fucking love the way it's long‎. 18 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:30,812 Yeah‎? 19 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:34,115 Happy Father's Day‎, Daddy‎! 20 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:36,283 Kids‎, we said after breakfast‎. 21 00:04:36,285 --> 00:04:38,218 I want cake for breakfast‎. 22 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:42,021 Wow‎! Chocolate with sprinkles‎! 23 00:04:42,023 --> 00:04:43,122 My favorite‎. 24 00:04:43,124 --> 00:04:45,057 Happy Father's Day‎! 25 00:04:45,059 --> 00:04:46,725 ‎- Open it‎! Open it‎! Open it‎! ‎- Open it‎! Open it‎! Open it‎! 26 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:48,860 I am‎, I am‎. 27 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,062 I like building up the anticipation‎. 28 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:56,165 Oh‎, you guys‎.‎.‎. 29 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,100 ‎- You like it‎? ‎- I love it‎. 30 00:04:58,102 --> 00:05:00,268 Muah‎! I love it‎. 31 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:02,203 ‎- Thank you‎. ‎- Mom helped us‎. 32 00:05:02,205 --> 00:05:05,306 No‎, I didn't‎. It was all their idea‎. 33 00:05:05,308 --> 00:05:08,175 ‎- Right‎, kids‎? ‎- Right‎. 34 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,210 ‎- Cake‎! Cake‎! Cake‎! ‎- Cake‎! Cake‎! Cake‎! 35 00:05:10,212 --> 00:05:12,212 ‎- Okay‎, okay‎. ‎- Cake‎! Cake‎! Cake‎! 36 00:05:12,214 --> 00:05:14,280 Cake‎! Cake‎! Cake‎! Cake‎! 37 00:05:14,282 --> 00:05:17,383 Oh‎, look at that beautiful looking cake‎! 38 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,785 Ah‎.‎.‎. 39 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:23,421 Who did this to monster‎! 40 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:30,160 Oh‎, you can't hide from monster‎! 41 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:32,428 Monster can smell you‎! 42 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:34,062 Run‎! Run‎! Monster's coming‎! 43 00:05:40,502 --> 00:05:42,335 Argh‎! 44 00:05:45,405 --> 00:05:48,273 Monster made kids disappear‎. 45 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:49,874 And‎.‎.‎. 46 00:05:49,876 --> 00:05:53,210 Monster wanna finish what we started‎. 47 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:55,879 Too late‎, the kids are awake‎. 48 00:05:55,881 --> 00:05:57,480 Monster sad‎. 49 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,182 I'm sure monster can wait till Monday‎. 50 00:06:00,184 --> 00:06:02,484 Monster been waiting three weeks‎. 51 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:04,486 Yeah‎, but with the kids and my exhibition 52 00:06:04,488 --> 00:06:06,855 I cannot keep everybody happy all the time‎. 53 00:06:06,857 --> 00:06:08,890 Whoa‎, whoa‎, whoa‎! Whoa‎, whoa‎, whoa‎! 54 00:06:08,892 --> 00:06:11,259 Monster doesn't want to start a fight‎. 55 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,227 Okay‎. Sorry‎, me neither‎. 56 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:18,231 I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back‎. 57 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:24,937 Oh‎, monster happy‎. 58 00:06:24,939 --> 00:06:27,105 Monster happy‎. 59 00:06:27,107 --> 00:06:28,973 Monster very happy‎. 60 00:06:33,846 --> 00:06:36,279 Yeah‎, Mommy‎. 61 00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:37,980 ‎- Gracias‎. ‎- De nada‎. 62 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:40,215 ‎- Everybody packed‎? ‎- Yeah‎. 63 00:06:40,217 --> 00:06:42,283 Monkey‎, good boy‎. 64 00:06:42,285 --> 00:06:45,085 Dad‎, why can't we take Monkey to the beach with us‎? 65 00:06:45,087 --> 00:06:46,886 Yeah‎, you know he loves the beach‎. 66 00:06:46,888 --> 00:06:48,988 Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company 67 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:51,790 so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend‎. 68 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,992 ‎- That's unfair‎. ‎- Knock‎-knock‎. 69 00:06:53,994 --> 00:06:55,193 Hey‎, Louis‎! 70 00:06:55,195 --> 00:06:57,035 Hey‎, guys‎, hot off the presses‎. 71 00:06:58,497 --> 00:07:00,063 ‎- What's going on‎, Louis‎? ‎- What's shakin'‎? 72 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:01,564 What's going on‎, little guys‎? 73 00:07:01,566 --> 00:07:02,998 Mr‎. Webber‎, how are you‎, sir‎? 74 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,966 Morning‎, Louis‎. 75 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,535 I'd offer you a hand‎, but all I can lift is this coffee‎. 76 00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:11,939 Oh‎, that's what happens when you try to impress girls in the bat cage‎. 77 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:14,541 I wasn't flirting‎, I was being a gentleman‎. 78 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:17,810 Yeah‎, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25‎-year‎-old‎. 79 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,977 Yeah‎, helpless‎. 80 00:07:20,447 --> 00:07:22,013 Do you know what this is‎? 81 00:07:22,015 --> 00:07:24,548 Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy‎? 82 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:26,550 No‎. No‎, this is Mommy's catalog‎. 83 00:07:26,552 --> 00:07:28,952 Assuming they got the color right this time‎. 84 00:07:28,954 --> 00:07:30,286 Oh‎, let's hope‎. 85 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:33,322 I think they did‎. 86 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:38,559 It's a little bit magenta‎, but it's almost perfect‎. 87 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:39,993 ‎- What's magenta‎? ‎- This color‎. 88 00:07:39,995 --> 00:07:42,228 Honey‎, it's perfect‎. 89 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:44,330 Mom‎, can Louis come to the beach with us‎? 90 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:46,332 Yeah‎. 91 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:49,168 No‎, Louis needs to stay here and do some work‎. 92 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:50,169 Just like your daddy‎. 93 00:07:50,171 --> 00:07:52,371 That's correct‎. 94 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:56,174 Father's Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight‎. 95 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,042 Louis‎! Shh‎! 96 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,611 ‎- Oh‎, come on‎. ‎- You're not having a party‎. 97 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,112 I'm not having a party‎, 98 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,513 I'm working very hard‎. 99 00:08:03,515 --> 00:08:05,381 Did you pack your gun‎? 100 00:08:05,383 --> 00:08:07,449 ‎- Yes‎. ‎- Did you pack the bomb‎? 101 00:08:07,451 --> 00:08:09,050 ‎- Yes‎. ‎- Have you packed the cannon‎? 102 00:08:09,052 --> 00:08:11,218 ‎- Yes‎. ‎- Have you packed the chainsaw‎? 103 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,887 You didn't pack the chainsaw‎? 104 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:16,389 Go get the chainsaw‎, man‎! 105 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:21,994 The cement still hasn't dried‎, but it should be fine by tomorrow night‎. 106 00:08:21,996 --> 00:08:26,164 Still‎, it's extremely fragile and I don't trust those movers 107 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,365 after the mess they made at the gallery‎. 108 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,300 Mmm‎-mmm‎. No‎, I'll take care of it‎. Don't worry‎. 109 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,902 Okay‎, gracias‎, I'll have it all packed up for you‎. 110 00:08:31,904 --> 00:08:33,270 Okay‎. 111 00:08:33,272 --> 00:08:36,473 It's almost dry though‎. 112 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,441 Yeah‎, so I'll just text you when it's at the gallery‎. 113 00:08:38,443 --> 00:08:40,543 Don't worry about anything‎, 114 00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:43,178 I got it all under control‎. You have a good weekend at the beach‎. 115 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:45,146 Enjoy yourself‎. I'm out‎. 116 00:08:45,148 --> 00:08:47,214 Gracias‎, Louis‎. 117 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:49,349 ‎- Mr‎. Webber‎, I'll see you tomorrow‎. ‎- Thank you‎. 118 00:08:49,351 --> 00:08:51,451 I mean‎, "tonight" for the super‎-secret party‎. 119 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:53,386 ‎- Louis‎.‎.‎. ‎- See you‎, kids‎. 120 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:55,554 ‎- Bye‎, Louis‎. ‎- Super‎-secret party‎? 121 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:57,923 ‎- Super‎-secret party‎. ‎- Okay‎. 122 00:08:57,925 --> 00:08:59,357 Is this the last one‎? 123 00:08:59,359 --> 00:09:00,925 ‎- You like it‎? ‎- I love it‎. 124 00:09:00,927 --> 00:09:01,992 Good‎. 125 00:09:01,994 --> 00:09:04,160 I think it should be bigger‎. 126 00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:07,096 ‎- You think so‎? ‎- Yeah‎, then we can get the pool‎. 127 00:09:07,098 --> 00:09:09,364 Okay‎, I'll do it bigger next time‎. 128 00:09:10,566 --> 00:09:13,668 I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00‎. 129 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:16,237 I don't need her therapy anymore‎, it's healing‎. 130 00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:18,172 Tell that to your shoulder‎. 131 00:09:18,174 --> 00:09:20,607 Dad‎, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us‎? 132 00:09:20,609 --> 00:09:23,142 I would love nothing more‎, sport‎. 133 00:09:23,144 --> 00:09:25,544 But if Daddy doesn't work this weekend‎, we'll have to live in a box‎. 134 00:09:25,546 --> 00:09:27,245 Do you guys want to live in a box‎? 135 00:09:27,247 --> 00:09:28,512 ‎- No‎. ‎- No‎. Not really‎. 136 00:09:28,514 --> 00:09:30,580 Me neither‎. Unless I designed it‎. 137 00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:32,214 Okay‎, say goodbye to Daddy‎. 138 00:09:32,216 --> 00:09:33,381 Bye‎, Daddy‎. 139 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,383 Say goodbye to Monkey‎. 140 00:09:35,385 --> 00:09:37,385 Bye‎, Monkey‎. 141 00:09:37,387 --> 00:09:40,121 Daddy‎, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram‎. 142 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,489 Okay‎. 143 00:09:41,491 --> 00:09:43,057 Call me when you get there‎. 144 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:44,658 I will‎. I love you‎. 145 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:46,580 ‎- I love you‎. ‎- I love you‎. 146 00:09:47,227 --> 00:09:48,360 Bye‎, guys‎. 147 00:09:48,362 --> 00:09:49,461 ‎- Bye‎. ‎- Bye‎, Daddy‎. 148 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,929 Get a haircut‎, Dad‎! 149 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,973 Well‎, Monkey‎.‎.‎. 150 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:05,735 Looks like it's just me and you‎, kid‎. 151 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,653 Hey‎, baby‎. 152 00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:31,687 How's the house‎? 153 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,755 Hi‎! It's perfect‎. 154 00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:36,657 Look‎. Kids‎, say hello to your dad‎. 155 00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:38,425 ‎- Hi‎! ‎- Hello‎. 156 00:11:38,427 --> 00:11:40,260 All it needs is you‎. 157 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,503 ‎- I love you‎. ‎- I love you‎, too‎. 158 00:11:51,505 --> 00:11:52,570 Miss you‎. 159 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,738 Good night‎. 160 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,225 Who's there‎? 161 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,797 Just one second‎, sir‎, please‎. 162 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:38,519 ‎- Hello‎? ‎- Could I use your phone‎, please‎? 163 00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,001 Yes‎? 164 00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,602 We're so sorry to bother you‎, sir‎, 165 00:13:43,604 --> 00:13:46,605 but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live‎? 166 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,340 This is the third house we've tried‎. 167 00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:50,702 Looks like everyone's gone for the long weekend‎. 168 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,677 The Gregorys‎? 169 00:13:55,646 --> 00:13:57,747 No‎, I don't know anyone around here 170 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,814 by that name‎. 171 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,250 What's the address‎? 172 00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,684 Um‎, 173 00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:05,752 I honestly don't know‎. 174 00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:07,987 My phone got wet and she left hers at her house‎. 175 00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:09,722 The taxi just dropped us here‎. 176 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,757 We've been walking around for‎, like‎, 20 minutes‎. 177 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,925 Yeah‎, my feet are‎, like‎, dying‎. 178 00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,796 Well‎, I'm sorry‎. I'm afraid I can't help you‎. 179 00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:26,601 Bless you‎. 180 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:32,806 Here‎. 181 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,274 Thank you‎. 182 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,781 Well‎, if you guys want you can come in and use my phone‎. 183 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:45,750 Oh‎, thanks‎, but‎.‎.‎. 184 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,018 All our contacts are on our phones‎. 185 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,953 I‎.‎.‎. I don't even know my own number‎, can you believe it‎? 186 00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:54,890 Maybe Ashley's on Facebook chat‎? 187 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:57,525 Ah‎, genius‎. 188 00:14:57,527 --> 00:15:00,528 Actually‎, would you mind if we just used your computer for a sec‎? 189 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,730 We don't want to impose‎. 190 00:15:03,732 --> 00:15:06,298 We'll just get the address and be out of your hair‎. 191 00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,935 Yeah‎. Sure‎. 192 00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:11,937 Come in‎. 193 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,070 Thank you‎. 194 00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:26,780 No‎, it's fine‎. Don't worry‎. 195 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:27,947 Oh‎, I don't mind‎. 196 00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,682 We don't want to mess up your house‎. 197 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,850 Yeah‎. Excuse me‎. 198 00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:39,923 Um‎, thank you so‎, so much‎. 199 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:43,059 ‎- I know this is so random‎. ‎- It's fine‎. 200 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:46,529 Hang on‎, I'll get you an iPad and some towels‎. 201 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:47,763 Thanks‎. 202 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,566 Nice house‎. 203 00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:54,568 Thanks‎. 204 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:16,589 Girls‎? 205 00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:17,790 We're in here‎. 206 00:16:21,728 --> 00:16:23,662 I'm so sorry‎, it was warmer here‎. 207 00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:25,363 Hope you don't mind‎. 208 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:26,831 We were freezing‎. 209 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:28,531 Here‎. 210 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,633 Oh‎, my God‎. Thank you‎. 211 00:16:30,635 --> 00:16:33,535 This is beyond embarrassing‎. 212 00:16:33,537 --> 00:16:34,669 Don't worry about it‎. 213 00:16:34,671 --> 00:16:36,704 Make yourselves at home‎. 214 00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,614 I'm Bel‎, by the way‎. 215 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,450 Evan‎. 216 00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:53,692 ‎- Nice to meet you‎. ‎- Nice to meet you‎. 217 00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:55,619 Ashley's online‎. 218 00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:57,087 Cool‎. 219 00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:02,925 You're a life saver‎, Evan‎. 220 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:07,496 Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days‎. 221 00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:09,865 Well‎, you don't look that dangerous‎. 222 00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:13,100 Worst case scenario‎, 223 00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:14,902 I know I can take the both of you‎. 224 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,135 I'm not so sure‎. 225 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,736 I do air boxing‎. 226 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,171 ‎- Air boxing‎? ‎- Yeah‎, like‎, you know‎? 227 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,940 ‎- Oh‎, okay‎. ‎- Oh‎, my God‎, I'm sorry‎. 228 00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:26,642 ‎- Excuse me‎, sir‎. ‎- Yes‎. 229 00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:28,764 ‎- What's the address‎? ‎- His name's Evan‎. 230 00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,045 Evan‎? 231 00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:32,045 458 Canter‎. 232 00:17:34,515 --> 00:17:37,783 Wow‎. We're like‎, far‎. 233 00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:40,152 It was Kantner‎, not Canter‎. 234 00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:43,421 The cab must've misunderstood us‎. 235 00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:46,457 I told you that he was going the wrong way‎. 236 00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:49,426 That guy barely spoke English‎. 237 00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,895 I mean‎, his English was worse than mine‎. 238 00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:54,697 This is so retarded‎. 239 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,199 Don't worry about it‎. I'll call an Uber‎. 240 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,434 No‎. No‎, no‎, no‎. 241 00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,836 We can find a cab outside‎. It's no problem‎. 242 00:18:01,838 --> 00:18:04,972 Not around here‎, you won't‎. 243 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,641 Trust me‎, it's the only reliable way‎. 244 00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:10,143 You sure‎? I feel like such an idiot‎. 245 00:18:10,145 --> 00:18:11,811 We don't want to ruin your night‎. 246 00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:13,012 No really‎. It's fine‎. 247 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,815 It's looking for a driver‎. 248 00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:20,518 And it'll be here in‎.‎.‎. 249 00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:24,621 45 minutes‎. 250 00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:27,156 That long‎? 251 00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:29,223 The rain‎. 252 00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:30,690 We're lucky we even got one‎. 253 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,700 What‎? 254 00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:46,670 Um‎, I know this is gonna sound weird‎, 255 00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:50,874 but could we maybe throw our clothes in your dryer just for‎, like‎, 10 minutes‎? 256 00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:52,675 We really don't want to go to a party soaking wet‎. 257 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:53,742 No‎. 258 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,075 Please‎? 259 00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:02,948 Sure‎, sure‎. Um‎.‎.‎. 260 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,684 We have some extra robes‎. I'll‎, uh‎, go get them‎. 261 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,619 ‎- Thank you‎. ‎- Yay‎. 262 00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,854 This is literally saving our lives‎. 263 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,822 Yeah‎, we could get sick and die‎. 264 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,013 You have your phone‎? 265 00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:18,993 Uh yeah‎, why‎? 266 00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:21,909 I can try and fix it‎. 267 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:23,996 Really‎? Oh‎. 268 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,699 My kid dropped mine in the tub‎, 269 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,734 and you won't believe this‎, but if you put it in rice 270 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,968 it kinda dries it out‎. 271 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,704 ‎- That would be awesome‎. ‎- Rice‎? 272 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,807 Oh‎, my God‎, you're like a MythBuster‎. 273 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:40,008 Thank you so much‎, Evan‎. 274 00:19:42,945 --> 00:19:45,046 You're welcome‎.‎.‎. 275 00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,981 ‎- Genesis‎. ‎- Genesis‎. 276 00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:49,249 Yeah‎, like the beginning of time‎. 277 00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:51,998 In the beginning‎. 278 00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:54,986 Sorry‎. 279 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:58,089 Yup‎, that was‎.‎.‎. You're sick of that‎. 280 00:19:58,623 --> 00:19:59,689 Thanks‎. 281 00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:01,857 I'll‎, uh‎.‎.‎. 282 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,025 I'll go get you some‎. 283 00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:40,860 Hey‎, Evan‎? 284 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,629 Where should we put these‎? 285 00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:45,896 Oh‎, I'll take them‎. 286 00:20:45,898 --> 00:20:47,938 No‎, we can do it‎. We don't mind‎. 287 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,833 I got it‎. 288 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,070 I made you some tea‎. 289 00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:56,771 ‎- Thank you‎. ‎- Thank you‎, that's nice‎. 290 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:57,905 ‎- So sweet‎. ‎- I'll trade you‎. 291 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:58,972 Uh‎, okay‎. 292 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:01,940 Gracias‎. 293 00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:03,141 Excuse me‎. 294 00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:29,232 Oh‎, my God‎. 295 00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:41,241 Oh‎, sorry‎. 296 00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:44,143 We were trying to warm up‎. 297 00:21:44,145 --> 00:21:46,445 Yeah‎, I mean‎, we've never seen one of these before‎. 298 00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:48,814 ‎- A real one‎. ‎- It's okay‎. 299 00:21:48,816 --> 00:21:51,082 Just be careful‎. It's old‎. 300 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,352 I see you've met Monkey‎. 301 00:21:55,354 --> 00:21:58,188 Yeah‎, this is Monkey‎. 302 00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:01,224 It's time for Monkey to go to bed‎. 303 00:22:01,226 --> 00:22:03,226 ‎- Bye‎, Monkey‎. ‎- Night‎-night‎, Monkey‎. 304 00:22:03,228 --> 00:22:05,027 ‎- Night‎-night‎. ‎- Sweet dreams‎. 305 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:06,029 Bye‎, Monkey‎. 306 00:22:10,032 --> 00:22:11,152 All right‎, Monkey‎. 307 00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:15,436 Go home‎, Monkey‎. 308 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:21,941 You have so many records‎. 309 00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:23,742 Sorry‎. We had to try one‎. 310 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:25,343 Stop apologizing‎, it's okay‎. 311 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:30,013 I love this album‎. You have good taste‎. 312 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,148 This is like‎.‎.‎. 313 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,517 An insane collection‎. 314 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,052 ‎- Yeah‎. ‎- It must be worth a fortune‎. 315 00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:39,487 Well‎, everything's online now‎, so‎.‎.‎. 316 00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:45,091 But‎, uh‎, I love the sound of vinyl‎. 317 00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,359 You're really into music‎. 318 00:22:47,361 --> 00:22:49,894 Well‎, it used to be my job‎. 319 00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:52,263 What‎? Like a record salesman‎? 320 00:22:52,265 --> 00:22:55,232 I was a DJ‎. 321 00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:56,533 Oh‎, my God‎. That's so cool‎! 322 00:22:56,535 --> 00:22:58,167 You're like Major Lazer‎! 323 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:03,004 It's really a hobby now‎, I haven't had a real gig in years‎. 324 00:23:05,407 --> 00:23:07,207 Wait‎, how old are you‎? 325 00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:09,842 I'm 43‎. 326 00:23:09,844 --> 00:23:13,145 ‎- No fucking way‎. ‎- I can't believe you're 43‎. 327 00:23:13,147 --> 00:23:16,214 I thought you were‎, like‎, 28 or 30 at the most‎. 328 00:23:16,216 --> 00:23:18,349 Well‎, I got married when I was 30‎. 329 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,050 Where's your wife‎? 330 00:23:21,052 --> 00:23:23,118 She's at the beach with my kids‎. 331 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:27,489 We were gonna spend Father's Day there‎, but‎, uh‎, work happened‎. 332 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,958 Oh‎, my God‎, you are all alone on Father's Day‎. 333 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,327 Poor Evan‎, we'll keep you company‎! 334 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:34,429 Hugs‎! 335 00:23:34,431 --> 00:23:36,831 No‎, it's fine‎. We celebrated this morning‎. 336 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,901 Whoa‎, you're not 43‎. 337 00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:42,435 You must work out‎, like‎, every day‎. 338 00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:44,837 Yeah‎, I keep in shape‎. 339 00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:47,439 Not like when I was in my 20s‎, but‎, uh‎.‎.‎. 340 00:23:50,109 --> 00:23:52,577 Come on‎, any guy that ripped 341 00:23:52,579 --> 00:23:54,445 is more into his own ass than yours‎. 342 00:23:56,514 --> 00:23:59,382 Yeah‎, I mean‎, like‎, seriously‎, 343 00:23:59,384 --> 00:24:01,450 is that all you do‎? 344 00:24:01,452 --> 00:24:02,984 Oh‎, my God‎, 345 00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:04,418 I remember I fucked this model once‎, 346 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,553 and while we were having sex 347 00:24:06,555 --> 00:24:08,488 I caught him doing crunches in the mirror‎. 348 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:13,059 It was the gayest thing ever‎. 349 00:24:13,061 --> 00:24:17,829 I'd take somebody that's older and more experienced over an Abercrombie model any day‎. 350 00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:20,230 Yeah‎. 351 00:24:23,433 --> 00:24:26,834 Well‎, hopefully one day you'll find both‎. 352 00:24:28,069 --> 00:24:30,503 I don't know‎. 353 00:24:30,505 --> 00:24:32,471 Underwear models are the kind of guys you fuck when you're 14‎. 354 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,439 That's a statement‎. 355 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,442 ‎- This is your wife‎? ‎- Yup‎. 356 00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:39,876 I want to see it‎. 357 00:24:42,012 --> 00:24:44,613 Wow‎! She's so pretty‎. 358 00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:47,015 She's beautiful‎. You're a lucky guy‎. 359 00:24:47,017 --> 00:24:49,350 Yeah‎, I certainly am‎. 360 00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:52,152 I'm just an architect‎, but‎, uh‎, 361 00:24:52,154 --> 00:24:53,953 she's the real deal‎. 362 00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:56,855 Most of what you see is hers‎. 363 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,423 ‎- She made all these‎? ‎- Yeah‎. 364 00:24:59,425 --> 00:25:00,425 Wow‎. 365 00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:06,162 They're so pretty‎. 366 00:25:06,164 --> 00:25:08,130 I love these colors‎. 367 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,631 Red's my favorite‎. 368 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,232 This is amazing‎. 369 00:25:11,234 --> 00:25:13,434 I actually studied art history‎. 370 00:25:13,436 --> 00:25:15,956 I'm no expert‎, I was only there for a semester‎, but‎, 371 00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:18,371 this‎.‎.‎. 372 00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:23,341 This is like a Gaudi building‎, but small‎. 373 00:25:26,011 --> 00:25:27,911 Yeah‎, my wife loves Gaudi‎. 374 00:25:29,647 --> 00:25:32,048 She was‎, uh‎, she was born in Barcelona‎. 375 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,349 Like me‎? 376 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,059 English‎, English‎. You guys sound too sexy‎. 377 00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:50,295 That's about the extent of my Spanish anyway‎. 378 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,463 My kids speak it perfectly‎. 379 00:25:54,365 --> 00:25:56,499 Your wife's an amazing artist‎. 380 00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:59,502 Why are these sculptures here‎? 381 00:25:59,504 --> 00:26:01,437 They should be in like‎, MOMA‎. 382 00:26:02,972 --> 00:26:05,006 Actually‎, um‎.‎.‎. 383 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,376 It's not exactly MOMA‎.‎.‎. 384 00:26:11,645 --> 00:26:14,312 But she's having a big gallery show in LA‎. 385 00:26:17,382 --> 00:26:20,150 Karen Alvarado‎. That's such a pretty name‎. 386 00:26:20,152 --> 00:26:21,985 An architect and an artist‎. 387 00:26:21,987 --> 00:26:24,020 You guys are like the perfect couple‎. 388 00:26:24,022 --> 00:26:26,956 And she's so hot‎. 389 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:29,024 You must have sex‎, like‎, all day‎. 390 00:26:29,026 --> 00:26:30,191 ‎- Bel‎! ‎- What‎? 391 00:26:30,193 --> 00:26:32,059 I would‎. 392 00:26:32,061 --> 00:26:35,529 She sees a hot girl and chases after her‎. 393 00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:38,231 Well‎, it's okay‎. I have no complaints‎. 394 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,933 Sorry‎, I was just being honest‎. 395 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,003 No‎, no‎. It's fine‎. 396 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,472 Um‎, but‎, uh‎.‎.‎. 397 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,507 I must say 398 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:54,076 I'm not used to girls just being so open about that‎. 399 00:26:55,211 --> 00:26:56,477 About what‎? 400 00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:58,078 Sex‎? 401 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,447 No‎, I mean‎.‎.‎. Yes‎. 402 00:27:00,449 --> 00:27:02,015 ‎- Yeah‎. ‎- Yes‎. 403 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:04,650 It's just sex‎. 404 00:27:07,186 --> 00:27:08,419 Right‎. 405 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,289 Now you seem old‎. 406 00:27:16,693 --> 00:27:18,393 Sorry‎. So sorry‎. 407 00:27:34,409 --> 00:27:37,210 Twenty minutes away‎. 408 00:27:37,212 --> 00:27:39,445 How long have you and your wife been together‎? 409 00:27:41,114 --> 00:27:44,549 I was 29 and she was 20‎. 410 00:27:44,551 --> 00:27:46,717 It's been awhile‎. 411 00:27:46,719 --> 00:27:49,554 So you haven't been with anyone else in all those years‎? 412 00:27:49,556 --> 00:27:51,355 Fourteen years‎, nope‎. 413 00:27:51,357 --> 00:27:52,489 Wow‎. 414 00:27:53,691 --> 00:27:55,458 How is that even possible‎? 415 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:58,160 Well‎, when you love someone‎.‎.‎. 416 00:27:58,162 --> 00:27:59,628 Come on‎, Evan‎. 417 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:02,330 Humans are the only species that practice monogamy‎. 418 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,166 I mean‎, we're animals‎. We're more animals than animals‎. 419 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:07,301 It's in our DNA‎. 420 00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:10,103 Like‎, being with one person your whole life‎, 421 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,305 is going against your own nature‎. 422 00:28:16,143 --> 00:28:17,209 Look‎. 423 00:28:18,511 --> 00:28:20,245 It's like this‎. 424 00:28:20,247 --> 00:28:22,180 I understand men‎. 425 00:28:22,182 --> 00:28:24,215 I know whenever I get married‎, 426 00:28:24,217 --> 00:28:26,817 my husband is gonna want to be with other girls‎. 427 00:28:26,819 --> 00:28:30,387 So‎, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now‎, 428 00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:33,690 because I know that's the only way he'll never cheat on me‎. 429 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,400 Wow‎. 430 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:50,837 So‎, are you guys‎.‎.‎. What do you guys do‎? 431 00:28:50,839 --> 00:28:54,340 I mean‎, are you‎.‎.‎. Are you in school or something‎? 432 00:28:54,342 --> 00:28:56,208 I mean‎.‎.‎. 433 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,577 Actually‎, we're flight attendants‎. 434 00:28:58,579 --> 00:29:00,145 Really‎? 435 00:29:00,147 --> 00:29:01,846 What would you like for your entree‎, sir‎? 436 00:29:01,848 --> 00:29:03,147 We have chicken‎.‎.‎. 437 00:29:03,882 --> 00:29:05,215 And pasta‎. 438 00:29:09,186 --> 00:29:10,819 Please buckle your seatbelt‎, sir‎. 439 00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:13,521 We may be encountering some turbulence‎. 440 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:19,625 So‎.‎.‎. 441 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,660 Where you guys based out of‎? 442 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:24,628 Everywhere‎. 443 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,663 Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours‎. 444 00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,231 It was awesome‎. 445 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,866 Wow‎, how was that jet lag‎? 446 00:29:30,868 --> 00:29:33,301 We don't sleep‎. 447 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,336 It's like being a fake rock star‎. 448 00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,471 You know‎, you fly around the world first class‎, 449 00:29:37,473 --> 00:29:39,806 drinks are on the house and they pay you for it‎. 450 00:29:40,674 --> 00:29:43,308 I'm jealous‎. 451 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:45,443 I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ‎. 452 00:29:45,445 --> 00:29:48,245 Not like you guys‎, but‎, uh‎, Tri‎-State area‎. 453 00:29:50,381 --> 00:29:55,318 Yeah‎, well‎, I think traveling is the best way to get life experience‎. 454 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,620 Especially when you're only there for 24 hours‎. 455 00:29:57,622 --> 00:29:59,688 You really make the most of it‎. 456 00:29:59,690 --> 00:30:01,790 Yeah‎, we make the most of it‎. 457 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,893 Unlike that fucking starfish we work with‎. Ugh‎. 458 00:30:04,895 --> 00:30:06,427 Ugh‎, starfish‎. 459 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:08,829 ‎- Starfish‎? ‎- This girl we work with‎.‎.‎. 460 00:30:08,831 --> 00:30:10,630 She doesn't have to do anything in bed‎, 461 00:30:10,632 --> 00:30:13,432 she just lies there like a fucking starfish‎. 462 00:30:13,434 --> 00:30:15,634 Hence‎, starfish‎. 463 00:30:15,636 --> 00:30:17,335 I mean‎, who'd want to fuck that‎? 464 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:20,571 I don't understand girls like that‎. 465 00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:24,408 When I'm with a guy‎, I want him to have the time of his life‎. 466 00:30:24,410 --> 00:30:25,609 ‎- No rules‎. ‎- None‎. 467 00:30:25,611 --> 00:30:28,244 Nothing's off limit‎, sexually‎. 468 00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:30,746 Sex with boundaries isn't really sex‎. 469 00:30:30,748 --> 00:30:33,248 If our bodies are capable of doing it‎, 470 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,249 then we were meant to‎. Right‎? 471 00:30:50,998 --> 00:30:54,533 Oh‎, Evan‎? Can I use your bathroom‎? 472 00:30:54,535 --> 00:30:58,003 Of course‎. It's‎, uh‎, down the hall on the right‎. 473 00:30:58,537 --> 00:30:59,803 Thanks‎. 474 00:31:21,825 --> 00:31:24,459 I don't know any of these‎. 475 00:31:24,461 --> 00:31:26,828 Well‎, I have pretty eclectic taste‎. 476 00:31:27,563 --> 00:31:30,364 You have Spanish music‎. 477 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,466 Chilean‎, actually‎. 478 00:31:32,468 --> 00:31:34,628 My wife loves her‎, Fran Valenzuela‎. 479 00:31:36,637 --> 00:31:38,004 Can you put it on‎? 480 00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:39,905 Sure‎. 481 00:31:47,045 --> 00:31:49,046 She's really talented‎. 482 00:31:49,048 --> 00:31:51,048 She started composing when she was 13‎. 483 00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:54,317 This is her third album‎. 484 00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:16,796 Wow‎! 485 00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:18,678 How did you know that would mix‎? 486 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,566 DJ'ing is like mixing a drink‎. 487 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,834 First you find the right ingredients‎, 488 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,868 then you find the blend‎. 489 00:33:30,472 --> 00:33:32,873 Evan‎, I have something to confess‎. 490 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,775 Yes‎? 491 00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:37,977 I'm glad we knocked on your door‎. 492 00:33:38,878 --> 00:33:41,045 I'm having a way better time here 493 00:33:41,047 --> 00:33:44,007 then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to‎. 494 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:48,652 Well‎, I have to confess‎, it's not usually this exciting around here 495 00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:50,053 at 1:30 in the morning‎. 496 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,092 It's like destiny that we were meant to meet‎. 497 00:33:59,095 --> 00:34:01,135 Do you believe in destiny‎, Evan‎? 498 00:34:06,868 --> 00:34:08,835 I'm an architect‎. 499 00:34:08,837 --> 00:34:12,404 So obviously I believe that things happen by your own design‎. 500 00:34:13,439 --> 00:34:15,673 Well‎, I do‎. 501 00:34:15,675 --> 00:34:19,043 I don't think people just meet randomly‎. 502 00:34:19,045 --> 00:34:22,613 I think that if we are here‎, together‎, 503 00:34:23,581 --> 00:34:25,615 it's because 504 00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:28,750 there's something we have to learn from each other‎. 505 00:34:29,852 --> 00:34:31,018 Discover‎. 506 00:34:45,732 --> 00:34:46,965 It's here‎. 507 00:34:50,035 --> 00:34:51,902 I'll go get Genesis‎. 508 00:34:51,904 --> 00:34:53,837 I'll get your clothes‎. 509 00:35:02,179 --> 00:35:03,746 What the fuck‎! 510 00:35:17,127 --> 00:35:18,560 Guys‎! 511 00:35:20,629 --> 00:35:22,029 Guys‎, the car's outside‎. 512 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:28,113 Guys‎, I have your clothes‎, they're pretty much dry‎. 513 00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:31,136 Guys‎! 514 00:35:33,038 --> 00:35:34,972 All right‎, I'm coming in‎, 515 00:35:34,974 --> 00:35:37,040 I'm not looking‎, so excuse me‎. 516 00:35:44,147 --> 00:35:46,067 ‎- Surprise‎! ‎- Surprise‎! 517 00:35:46,782 --> 00:35:48,182 What the fuck are you doing‎? 518 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:51,151 ‎- Come on‎, Evan‎. Join us‎. ‎- Yeah‎, join the party‎. 519 00:35:51,153 --> 00:35:53,953 ‎- Come here‎. ‎- The car's outside‎. 520 00:35:53,955 --> 00:35:55,788 The car can wait‎. Come on‎. 521 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,224 I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out‎. 522 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,026 Get dressed‎. Now‎. 523 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:04,528 Please‎. Here's your clothes‎. 524 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,929 Evan‎. Look at us‎. 525 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,130 Come on‎.‎.‎. 526 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,031 Whoa‎, whoa‎, whoa‎. Stop‎. Stop‎. Stop‎. 527 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:11,899 I can't do this‎. I'm married‎. 528 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:13,901 Happily‎. Okay‎? 529 00:36:13,903 --> 00:36:15,502 Yes‎. You can‎. 530 00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:17,270 Hey‎, it's our little secret‎. 531 00:36:17,272 --> 00:36:18,871 Whoa‎, stop‎. Stop‎. 532 00:36:18,873 --> 00:36:20,105 It's just sex‎. We're all adults here‎. 533 00:36:20,107 --> 00:36:21,973 I'm flattered‎. 534 00:36:21,975 --> 00:36:25,576 But really‎, I can't‎. Please‎, get dressed‎. 535 00:36:25,578 --> 00:36:27,010 Yeah‎, you can‎. 536 00:36:27,012 --> 00:36:29,645 Come on‎, just one day‎. 537 00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:31,213 Just relax and enjoy it‎. 538 00:36:33,049 --> 00:36:34,716 You like this‎? 539 00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:36,999 Have you ever had two girls do this to you before‎? 540 00:36:41,522 --> 00:36:43,762 ‎- Happy Father's Day‎! ‎- Happy Father's Day‎! 541 00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:03,850 It's time for the Family Feud‎! 542 00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:06,319 Introducing the Levy family‎! 543 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,354 ‎- Morning‎, Daddy‎. ‎- Evan‎! Evan‎! 544 00:40:08,356 --> 00:40:09,356 Watch this‎! 545 00:40:13,226 --> 00:40:14,559 Belly‎! Belly‎! Catch‎! Catch‎! 546 00:40:18,164 --> 00:40:19,997 Sorry‎, Belly‎. 547 00:40:21,299 --> 00:40:22,932 I thought you guys left‎. 548 00:40:24,868 --> 00:40:27,135 ‎- We made you breakky‎. ‎- I'm not hungry‎. 549 00:40:27,137 --> 00:40:28,970 Monkey‎, that's mine‎. 550 00:40:28,972 --> 00:40:32,440 And the star of Family Feud‎, Richard Dawson‎! 551 00:40:42,249 --> 00:40:43,482 You two live together‎? 552 00:40:44,884 --> 00:40:45,884 Yeah‎. 553 00:40:46,451 --> 00:40:47,451 Where‎? 554 00:40:48,852 --> 00:40:49,852 Why‎, Evan‎? 555 00:40:51,554 --> 00:40:52,794 So I can drive you there‎. 556 00:40:54,924 --> 00:40:57,084 I haven't been home in like four years‎. 557 00:40:58,494 --> 00:41:00,528 This could be our home‎. 558 00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:02,610 I'll drive you wherever you want‎. 559 00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:06,599 Did I say something funny‎? 560 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,266 Mmm‎-hmm‎. 561 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,201 I want to go to Paris‎, Evan‎. 562 00:41:11,203 --> 00:41:13,469 No‎, let's go to Tokyo‎. 563 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,571 London‎. 564 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,372 Rome‎. 565 00:41:23,311 --> 00:41:25,351 Don't let your breakky get cold‎. 566 00:41:34,619 --> 00:41:36,319 Hey‎, baby‎. 567 00:41:36,321 --> 00:41:37,987 Hey‎, you're alive‎. 568 00:41:37,989 --> 00:41:41,156 Yeah‎, ah‎, barely‎. 569 00:41:41,158 --> 00:41:43,318 I forgot how strong Vanessa's weed was‎. 570 00:41:44,026 --> 00:41:45,292 I just woke up‎. 571 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,494 You are such a lightweight‎. 572 00:41:47,496 --> 00:41:49,629 ‎- How are the kids‎? ‎- Not so good‎. 573 00:41:49,631 --> 00:41:51,364 ‎- What happened‎? ‎- Evan‎! 574 00:41:51,366 --> 00:41:53,432 Jake got stung by a jellyfish‎. He was crying‎. 575 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:56,033 ‎- Oh‎, no‎! ‎- Yeah‎. 576 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,334 Poor little guy‎. 577 00:41:57,336 --> 00:41:59,235 ‎- He's okay now‎. ‎- Where is he‎? 578 00:41:59,237 --> 00:42:01,070 He's back at the beach‎. 579 00:42:01,072 --> 00:42:02,337 It was a little bit hairy for a while‎, 580 00:42:02,339 --> 00:42:03,905 but now he's okay‎. 581 00:42:03,907 --> 00:42:05,539 What about you‎? How's your project‎? 582 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:08,542 Great‎. Great‎. Great‎. 583 00:42:08,544 --> 00:42:11,077 Uh‎, I'm in a really good groove now‎, 584 00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:12,545 so‎, home stretch‎. 585 00:42:13,914 --> 00:42:16,248 Okay‎, then don't let me interrupt you‎. 586 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,350 Let's talk later‎. You seem a little distracted‎. 587 00:42:18,352 --> 00:42:20,151 No‎. That's not what I meant‎. 588 00:42:20,153 --> 00:42:21,153 It's just‎.‎.‎. 589 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,955 so I don't have to think about it‎, you know‎? 590 00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:27,656 Maybe if I get done early‎, I can‎, 591 00:42:27,658 --> 00:42:29,357 I can drive out there‎. 592 00:42:29,359 --> 00:42:31,359 Baby‎, I get it‎. Don't stress‎. 593 00:42:31,361 --> 00:42:32,993 Do what you have to do‎. 594 00:42:32,995 --> 00:42:34,995 ‎- I love you‎. ‎- Love you‎, too‎. 595 00:42:34,997 --> 00:42:37,464 Don't smoke all our weed‎. 596 00:42:37,466 --> 00:42:39,165 I won't‎. I promise‎. 597 00:42:40,233 --> 00:42:41,873 ‎- Bye‎. ‎- Ciao‎. 598 00:42:43,702 --> 00:42:47,037 Shit‎! Shit‎! Shit‎! 599 00:42:51,242 --> 00:42:52,609 Are you hungry now‎? 600 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:55,011 Get up‎! And get dressed‎! 601 00:42:55,013 --> 00:42:56,445 Right now‎! 602 00:42:56,447 --> 00:42:58,580 Excuse me‎, sir‎. Can you tell me where Evan is‎? 603 00:42:58,582 --> 00:43:01,082 You know‎, that sweet guy that saved two girls from the rain‎? 604 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,450 He's gone‎. Get the fuck up‎. 605 00:43:04,486 --> 00:43:06,119 Let's go‎. 606 00:43:06,121 --> 00:43:08,087 I don't appreciate your tone of voice‎. 607 00:43:08,089 --> 00:43:09,688 Go‎! 608 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,956 Come on‎, Belly‎. Looks like Evan lost his sense of humor‎. 609 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:14,291 Go‎! 610 00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:25,068 Hello‎! 611 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,070 Let's go‎! 612 00:43:31,407 --> 00:43:33,207 Where's Bel‎? 613 00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:35,169 I don't know‎, she's not my friend‎. 614 00:43:37,011 --> 00:43:38,011 Bel‎! 615 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:40,980 Bel‎! 616 00:43:46,018 --> 00:43:47,018 Bel‎? 617 00:43:52,490 --> 00:43:53,690 What the fuck are you doing‎? 618 00:43:55,124 --> 00:43:57,325 You tell us to get dressed‎. 619 00:43:57,327 --> 00:43:59,460 Come on‎. Playtime's over‎. 620 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,495 Evan‎, can you hold me‎? 621 00:44:01,497 --> 00:44:03,396 Please‎, just once more‎. 622 00:44:03,398 --> 00:44:05,264 ‎- Please‎, I miss your hugs‎. ‎- Bel‎. Listen to me‎. 623 00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:07,232 You're leaving‎. Now‎. 624 00:44:07,234 --> 00:44:08,366 Get dressed‎. 625 00:44:08,368 --> 00:44:09,700 ‎- I love you‎. ‎- Bel‎.‎.‎. 626 00:44:09,702 --> 00:44:11,302 ‎- I love you‎. ‎- No‎! 627 00:44:14,138 --> 00:44:15,471 I love you so much‎. 628 00:44:17,073 --> 00:44:18,740 God damn it‎! Fuck‎! 629 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,344 I love you‎. I can't help it‎. 630 00:44:25,147 --> 00:44:26,312 I'm crazy about you‎. 631 00:44:33,386 --> 00:44:34,685 You have three minutes‎! 632 00:44:35,486 --> 00:44:36,619 I'll be outside‎! 633 00:44:38,254 --> 00:44:39,621 Get dressed‎! 634 00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,163 Let's go‎! 635 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:02,574 What in the fuck are you doing‎! 636 00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:06,077 You have any idea what you've done‎? 637 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,379 Yeah‎. It's called art‎. 638 00:45:08,381 --> 00:45:11,415 We were inspired from last night‎. Remember‎? 639 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,816 I'm calling the fucking police‎. 640 00:45:12,818 --> 00:45:14,284 Go ahead‎. 641 00:45:16,053 --> 00:45:17,586 What the fuck is so funny‎! 642 00:45:17,588 --> 00:45:19,821 I just have a funny story for them‎. 643 00:45:19,823 --> 00:45:21,623 It's called "To Catch a Predator‎." 644 00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,361 What the fuck are you talking about‎? 645 00:45:28,363 --> 00:45:31,230 Fifteen to 20 years‎? 646 00:45:31,232 --> 00:45:32,564 I think it is 20‎. 647 00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:34,164 Fifteen gets you 20‎, right‎? 648 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,669 ‎- I don't believe it‎. ‎- You don't have to‎. 649 00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:41,337 The jury will‎. 650 00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:43,505 Statutory rape‎, Evan‎. 651 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:45,273 Twenty years behind bars‎. 652 00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:46,741 And that's just for one of us‎. 653 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:48,943 And I'm not planning on taking a shower‎. 654 00:45:51,179 --> 00:45:52,646 I have evidence‎. 655 00:45:54,482 --> 00:45:56,416 Really‎? 656 00:45:56,418 --> 00:45:58,978 So how could you be a flight attendant if you're only 15‎? 657 00:46:02,288 --> 00:46:03,554 What the fuck‎! What‎? 658 00:46:04,589 --> 00:46:06,790 We saw that in a movie‎, Evan‎. 659 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,691 I told you he'd believe it‎. 660 00:46:08,693 --> 00:46:11,193 Do you want to check my ID‎? 661 00:46:11,195 --> 00:46:13,155 She doesn't have one‎, she's too young‎. 662 00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:17,197 Okay‎. 663 00:46:17,199 --> 00:46:18,498 What do you want‎? 664 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,620 We want to make breakky for you every morning‎. 665 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:21,800 Come on‎. 666 00:46:21,802 --> 00:46:23,768 Just tell me‎. How much do you want‎? 667 00:46:23,770 --> 00:46:25,336 Don't be mad‎, Evan‎. 668 00:46:25,338 --> 00:46:27,204 That's not you‎. 669 00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:30,046 ‎- You're different from the others‎. ‎- Yeah‎. 670 00:46:30,307 --> 00:46:31,341 How much‎! 671 00:46:33,744 --> 00:46:36,312 What do you think we are‎, hookers‎? 672 00:46:36,314 --> 00:46:37,794 Jesus‎, Evan‎, we're not fucking whores‎! 673 00:46:38,281 --> 00:46:39,414 Yeah‎. 674 00:46:39,416 --> 00:46:41,215 You're the fucking whore‎! 675 00:46:41,217 --> 00:46:42,983 Whore‎! 676 00:46:42,985 --> 00:46:45,352 Evan‎? 677 00:46:45,354 --> 00:46:46,419 It's Vivian‎! 678 00:46:47,521 --> 00:46:48,954 Do not move‎! 679 00:46:50,489 --> 00:46:51,555 Evan‎! 680 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:55,391 Evan‎, I'm so sorry I'm late‎, 681 00:46:55,393 --> 00:46:57,826 but that storm blew branches out all over town‎. 682 00:46:57,828 --> 00:47:00,361 It even knocked two traffic lights out‎. 683 00:47:00,363 --> 00:47:02,763 I swear‎, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes 684 00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:04,965 and I was trying to navigate‎, but there was repair trucks‎. 685 00:47:04,967 --> 00:47:06,666 It's fine‎. It's fine‎. 686 00:47:06,668 --> 00:47:08,734 Actually‎, I'm feeling much better‎. 687 00:47:08,736 --> 00:47:10,001 Oh‎, then that's really good 688 00:47:10,003 --> 00:47:11,535 because then this'll help‎. 689 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,569 I'll give you a relaxation massage‎, 690 00:47:12,571 --> 00:47:13,903 it'll help circulate‎. 691 00:47:13,905 --> 00:47:15,838 Actually‎.‎.‎. Karen should have told you‎, 692 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,906 I have a lot of work to do this weekend‎. 693 00:47:17,908 --> 00:47:20,408 I love Karen‎. I love her so much‎, how is she‎? 694 00:47:20,410 --> 00:47:22,810 She is so talented‎. 695 00:47:22,812 --> 00:47:24,545 I cannot wait to see her exhibition‎. 696 00:47:24,547 --> 00:47:25,946 In fact‎, you know what‎? 697 00:47:25,948 --> 00:47:27,347 Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening 698 00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:29,649 if I can get out of that conference 699 00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:32,418 I have in Sonoma with those massage therapists‎. 700 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:33,660 You know how that can be‎. 701 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:36,988 He doesn't want your massage‎. 702 00:47:38,724 --> 00:47:39,790 Do you‎, baby‎? 703 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,860 Get back inside‎. 704 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:45,994 Don't let me get cold‎. 705 00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:50,564 This is really upsetting‎, okay‎? 706 00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:51,831 I'm here to heal‎, 707 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,466 but this is really‎.‎.‎. This is upsetting‎! 708 00:47:54,468 --> 00:47:56,534 ‎- It's upsetting‎! ‎- It's not what you think‎. 709 00:47:56,536 --> 00:47:58,402 No‎, no‎. It's exactly what I think‎! 710 00:47:58,404 --> 00:47:59,603 But you know what‎? It's your life‎. 711 00:47:59,605 --> 00:48:00,704 ‎- Vivian‎, please‎. ‎- I‎.‎.‎. Don't‎. 712 00:48:00,706 --> 00:48:02,272 It's your relationship‎, Evan‎. 713 00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:11,980 Look‎, I'm a DJ like Evan‎! 714 00:48:11,982 --> 00:48:13,481 Why didn't you let your girlfriend in‎? 715 00:48:13,483 --> 00:48:15,349 Are you ashamed of us‎? Or are you fucking her‎, too‎? 716 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:16,817 ‎- Get out of my house‎! ‎- Be careful‎, 717 00:48:16,819 --> 00:48:18,885 these two cute little girls can put you behind bars 718 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:20,419 ‎- for the rest of your life‎! ‎- Get out of my house‎! 719 00:48:20,421 --> 00:48:22,921 What would your client say‎? Your neighbors‎? 720 00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:24,856 What would your wife say if we told her everything we did last night‎? 721 00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:25,957 Get out‎! 722 00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:30,628 It's gonna be such a shame to see your wife divorce you‎! 723 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:31,996 And your business ruined 724 00:48:31,998 --> 00:48:34,031 over a single night of perversion‎! 725 00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:35,565 You wanna go door‎-to‎-door telling your neighbors 726 00:48:35,567 --> 00:48:36,933 you're a child molester‎? 727 00:48:36,935 --> 00:48:38,601 What would the other parents do‎? 728 00:48:38,603 --> 00:48:41,003 Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile‎? 729 00:48:42,304 --> 00:48:43,737 There's Evan‎! 730 00:48:43,739 --> 00:48:44,871 There's Evan‎! 731 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:50,088 I didn't think you had it in you‎. 732 00:49:12,928 --> 00:49:14,762 911‎, what's your emergency‎? 733 00:49:14,764 --> 00:49:16,830 I'd like to report a break‎-in‎. 734 00:49:16,832 --> 00:49:18,431 You're calling from 458‎.‎.‎. 735 00:49:21,701 --> 00:49:22,901 Can you give us a ride‎? 736 00:49:32,510 --> 00:49:33,510 Let's go‎. 737 00:50:03,538 --> 00:50:05,505 Well‎, this isn't awkward at all‎. 738 00:50:05,507 --> 00:50:06,672 Cool car‎, Evan‎. 739 00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:18,947 This one on the right‎. 740 00:50:20,382 --> 00:50:21,648 Out‎. 741 00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:22,815 You're not gonna get out and say bye‎? 742 00:50:22,817 --> 00:50:23,882 Go‎. 743 00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:29,706 Don't you want to come in and meet my mom‎? 744 00:50:33,557 --> 00:50:35,691 ‎- Oh‎! ‎- Bye‎! 745 00:50:35,693 --> 00:50:37,573 Send our love to Karen and the kids‎! 746 00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,060 Bye‎! 747 00:52:58,530 --> 00:52:59,596 Hello‎? 748 00:53:37,734 --> 00:53:38,934 Oh‎, my God‎! 749 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,076 Oh‎! 750 00:54:29,014 --> 00:54:30,294 What the hell are you doing‎? 751 00:54:34,985 --> 00:54:37,185 Genesis‎, please‎, this is crazy‎, untie me‎! 752 00:54:44,294 --> 00:54:46,127 What's the point of this‎? 753 00:54:47,963 --> 00:54:49,730 I'm a good person‎. 754 00:54:49,732 --> 00:54:50,831 I made a mistake‎. 755 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,620 We can forget this ever happened‎. 756 00:54:55,635 --> 00:54:57,168 Please‎! Please‎! 757 00:54:58,770 --> 00:55:00,490 Haven't you ever made a mistake‎? 758 00:55:22,755 --> 00:55:24,288 Daddy‎! 759 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:28,124 Oh‎, Daddy‎! 760 00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:32,194 Look what I found‎. 761 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,029 Oh‎, my God‎! 762 00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:37,797 You take that off‎. 763 00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:39,839 That's my daughter's‎. You take that off‎! 764 00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:43,001 You like how it fits me‎, Daddy‎? 765 00:55:44,003 --> 00:55:45,236 ‎- Look‎. ‎- Take those off‎, 766 00:55:45,238 --> 00:55:47,137 you fucking crazy bitch‎! 767 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:50,740 Okay‎. 768 00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:57,912 You know‎, every girl's first love 769 00:55:59,047 --> 00:56:00,313 is their daddy‎, huh‎? 770 00:56:05,051 --> 00:56:06,317 You're sick‎. 771 00:56:08,119 --> 00:56:09,285 You like what you see‎? 772 00:56:10,387 --> 00:56:12,755 Huh‎? You like what you see‎? 773 00:56:12,757 --> 00:56:13,822 Daddy‎? 774 00:56:22,965 --> 00:56:24,398 ‎- Huh‎? ‎- No‎. 775 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,400 Bel‎. 776 00:56:26,367 --> 00:56:27,433 Untie me‎. 777 00:56:28,201 --> 00:56:30,035 Untie me‎, please‎. 778 00:56:30,037 --> 00:56:32,203 If you really love me‎, 779 00:56:33,104 --> 00:56:34,170 untie me‎. 780 00:56:36,006 --> 00:56:37,126 Ignore that asshole‎. 781 00:56:38,007 --> 00:56:39,127 He's not an asshole‎. 782 00:56:39,908 --> 00:56:41,141 He's my Daddy‎. 783 00:56:45,179 --> 00:56:47,580 You don't listen to her‎, Daddy‎. 784 00:56:47,582 --> 00:56:49,542 She doesn't love you the way I do‎. 785 00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:51,983 I love you‎, Daddy‎. 786 00:56:51,985 --> 00:56:55,252 I've loved you ever since Mommy brought you home‎. 787 00:56:55,254 --> 00:56:57,487 Remember that night when we were all alone 788 00:56:57,489 --> 00:56:58,855 and you snuck into my room‎? 789 00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:02,457 And I pretended to be asleep‎. 790 00:57:02,459 --> 00:57:04,258 But when you took off my clothes‎, 791 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:06,493 I couldn't pretend any longer‎. 792 00:57:06,495 --> 00:57:09,262 We did things you and Mommy never did‎. 793 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:13,399 I hope you're not angry at me anymore‎, Daddy‎. 794 00:57:14,868 --> 00:57:16,435 I only did that to Mommy 795 00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:18,437 because I wanted you all to myself‎. 796 00:57:20,039 --> 00:57:23,074 Bel‎, Bel‎, untie me‎, please‎? 797 00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:26,143 Please‎. 798 00:57:26,145 --> 00:57:28,305 You can tuck me in like you always did‎. 799 00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:35,371 What's wrong‎, Daddy‎? 800 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,151 Huh‎? 801 00:57:38,419 --> 00:57:41,020 Don't you want to fuck your little girl again‎? 802 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:43,303 Did you forget what you did to me all those years‎? 803 00:57:44,557 --> 00:57:46,024 Why did you do that to me‎? 804 00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:49,059 Why did you do that to me‎! 805 00:57:49,061 --> 00:57:50,501 ‎- Bel‎.‎.‎. ‎- Why‎? 806 00:57:52,997 --> 00:57:54,430 Stop‎! Bel‎! 807 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,366 Stop‎! Bel‎! 808 00:57:58,368 --> 00:57:59,433 Bel‎, stop‎! 809 00:57:59,435 --> 00:58:01,902 Why did you do that to me‎! 810 00:58:01,904 --> 00:58:04,070 Why‎! Why did you do that to me‎! 811 00:58:04,072 --> 00:58:05,471 Stop‎! Stop‎! 812 00:58:05,473 --> 00:58:07,506 Bel‎! Stop‎, please‎! 813 00:58:07,508 --> 00:58:09,374 Stop it‎! Stop it‎! 814 00:58:21,886 --> 00:58:22,886 Shh‎. 815 00:58:24,922 --> 00:58:25,922 Untie me‎. 816 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:31,527 What the fuck is that‎? 817 00:58:34,465 --> 00:58:36,465 You're not hiding something‎, are you‎, Evan‎? 818 00:58:38,968 --> 00:58:40,435 What are you hiding here‎, huh‎? 819 00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:42,069 Come on‎, where is it‎, Daddy‎? 820 00:58:45,073 --> 00:58:47,340 It's Karen on FaceTime‎! 821 00:58:47,342 --> 00:58:49,108 ‎- I've been dying to meet her‎. ‎- Answer it‎. 822 00:58:49,110 --> 00:58:50,943 ‎- Let's get to know her‎. ‎- No‎! No‎! 823 00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:52,705 You're right‎, this could get awkward‎. 824 00:58:53,579 --> 00:58:55,179 ‎- What are you doing‎? ‎- Much better‎. 825 00:58:55,181 --> 00:58:56,914 Don't‎! 826 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:58,548 Can a cock answer an iPhone‎? 827 00:58:58,550 --> 00:59:00,082 Yes‎, Belly‎, but it's gotta be hard‎. 828 00:59:00,084 --> 00:59:01,349 Okay‎. 829 00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,284 No‎! Please‎! 830 00:59:04,286 --> 00:59:06,986 ‎- It could be my kids‎! ‎- Hi Evan‎, welcome back‎. 831 00:59:06,988 --> 00:59:09,021 So‎? Have they ever seen a cheating dick before‎? 832 00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:11,156 How about covered in her lipstick‎? 833 00:59:11,158 --> 00:59:14,124 Okay‎! Okay‎, okay‎, okay‎, okay‎, okay‎, okay‎. Please‎. 834 00:59:15,993 --> 00:59:18,394 Bel‎, I'll do whatever you want‎. 835 00:59:18,396 --> 00:59:19,661 Yes‎! Yes‎! 836 00:59:22,131 --> 00:59:23,664 Okay‎. Okay‎. 837 00:59:23,666 --> 00:59:26,133 Now‎, fuck me‎, Daddy‎! 838 00:59:26,135 --> 00:59:28,468 ‎- Fuck me‎! ‎- Attaboy‎, Evan‎. 839 00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:29,602 Fuck her‎. 840 00:59:29,604 --> 00:59:32,071 Fuck her like it was last night‎. 841 00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:33,238 Yeah‎, fuck her good‎! 842 00:59:34,341 --> 00:59:35,973 Fuck me‎, Daddy‎! 843 00:59:35,975 --> 00:59:38,342 Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter‎! 844 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:43,278 Doggy style‎, Belly‎! 845 00:59:48,983 --> 00:59:50,983 You want something to eat‎, Bel‎? 846 00:59:51,185 --> 00:59:52,185 No‎, I'm okay‎. 847 00:59:52,619 --> 00:59:54,419 Okay‎. 848 00:59:59,122 --> 01:00:00,722 Fuck me‎, Daddy‎! 849 01:00:00,724 --> 01:00:02,290 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy‎! 850 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:19,170 Yeah‎, Daddy's little girl‎! 851 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,407 You're a good little girl‎! 852 01:00:25,677 --> 01:00:27,977 ‎- Fuck me‎, Daddy‎! ‎- Yeah‎! 853 01:00:27,979 --> 01:00:29,712 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy‎! 854 01:00:34,183 --> 01:00:35,249 Ow‎! 855 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,616 Arghh‎! 856 01:01:14,118 --> 01:01:16,085 My scar‎! My scar‎! My scar‎! 857 01:01:16,087 --> 01:01:18,320 My surgery‎! 858 01:01:18,322 --> 01:01:20,555 You've been a very bad boy‎, Evan‎! 859 01:01:20,557 --> 01:01:22,917 Please‎, please‎, please take it out‎! Take it out‎! 860 01:01:24,259 --> 01:01:27,160 Oh‎, my God‎! 861 01:01:27,162 --> 01:01:28,327 Oh‎, my‎.‎.‎. 862 01:01:29,262 --> 01:01:30,328 ‎.‎.‎.God‎! 863 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:37,467 Why did you hit me‎, Daddy‎? 864 01:01:37,469 --> 01:01:38,749 Now we have to punish you‎. 865 01:02:01,189 --> 01:02:05,124 Welcome to America's favorite game show‎, 866 01:02:05,126 --> 01:02:08,160 Who Wants to be a Pedophile‎! 867 01:02:08,162 --> 01:02:11,163 Where we give the audience what they want‎! 868 01:02:11,165 --> 01:02:13,265 The chance to punish a pedophile‎. 869 01:02:13,267 --> 01:02:15,233 But first‎, 870 01:02:15,235 --> 01:02:18,336 let's welcome our lovely‎, beautiful and charming‎, 871 01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:20,571 Ms‎. Bel‎! 872 01:02:23,241 --> 01:02:24,440 Hello‎, Ms‎. Bel‎. 873 01:02:27,143 --> 01:02:28,610 For tonight's contestant‎, 874 01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:30,211 we have a very special one‎, 875 01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:32,546 he's not only an architect but also a DJ‎, 876 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:35,215 a husband‎, a father of two‎, 877 01:02:35,217 --> 01:02:36,282 possibly three‎. 878 01:02:36,284 --> 01:02:38,684 Four‎. 879 01:02:38,686 --> 01:02:41,753 All the way from one percent land‎, 880 01:02:41,755 --> 01:02:44,655 Mr‎. Evan Webber‎! 881 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,560 Ms‎. Bel‎, would you please get our contestant ready‎? 882 01:02:50,562 --> 01:02:51,661 Sure‎. 883 01:03:03,773 --> 01:03:05,893 You're both crazy fucking bitches‎! 884 01:03:07,643 --> 01:03:09,343 You look 21‎, you lied to me‎! 885 01:03:09,345 --> 01:03:11,345 Oh‎, like you lied to your wife‎? 886 01:03:11,779 --> 01:03:13,899 What I tell my wife is none of your goddamn‎.‎.‎. 887 01:03:15,149 --> 01:03:17,616 God‎! God‎! 888 01:03:17,618 --> 01:03:20,685 Stop‎! Stop‎! Stop‎! Stop‎! My ears‎! My ears‎! 889 01:03:20,687 --> 01:03:22,520 I'll go deaf‎! I'll go deaf‎! 890 01:03:24,756 --> 01:03:26,223 This is fucking serious‎! 891 01:03:27,491 --> 01:03:28,824 I could go deaf‎! 892 01:03:28,826 --> 01:03:30,425 The game hasn't started yet‎. 893 01:03:34,397 --> 01:03:35,930 Our first category‎.‎.‎. 894 01:03:38,934 --> 01:03:40,334 Schoolyards‎. 895 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,337 How far away from school 896 01:03:44,339 --> 01:03:46,439 will Evan have to pick up his kids‎? 897 01:03:46,441 --> 01:03:47,506 100 yards‎? 898 01:03:48,508 --> 01:03:49,608 500 yards‎? 899 01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:51,776 Or two miles‎? 900 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,514 This is fucking sick‎! 901 01:04:01,318 --> 01:04:02,318 Arghh‎! 902 01:04:05,755 --> 01:04:07,955 Wrong answer‎. Correct answer is 903 01:04:07,957 --> 01:04:10,257 you can't pick up your kids from prison‎. 904 01:04:10,259 --> 01:04:12,359 Fuck‎, fuck‎, fuck‎, fuck‎, fuck‎! 905 01:04:12,361 --> 01:04:13,660 Please‎! 906 01:04:13,662 --> 01:04:15,395 What's our next category‎, Ms‎. Bel‎? 907 01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:16,829 I love this one‎. 908 01:04:22,502 --> 01:04:23,869 Daddies‎. 909 01:04:26,339 --> 01:04:28,540 Evan‎, this should be easy for you‎. 910 01:04:29,975 --> 01:04:32,776 How many family men have survived this game‎? 911 01:04:38,315 --> 01:04:39,315 None‎. 912 01:04:41,918 --> 01:04:42,918 What was that‎? 913 01:04:44,019 --> 01:04:45,285 None‎. 914 01:04:45,287 --> 01:04:46,786 Correct‎! 915 01:04:50,056 --> 01:04:52,457 ‎- Next question‎. ‎- Genesis‎. 916 01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:55,459 You've proved your point‎. 917 01:04:59,064 --> 01:05:01,531 God‎! I can't hear‎! I can't hear‎! 918 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,966 Please stop‎! 919 01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:07,328 All you have to do is answer the question‎, Evan‎. 920 01:05:08,069 --> 01:05:09,069 Okay‎. 921 01:05:09,770 --> 01:05:10,836 Okay‎. 922 01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:17,509 Well‎, ask it‎, for fuck's sake‎! 923 01:05:17,511 --> 01:05:20,044 What's the proper punishment for a pedophile‎? 924 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:23,080 Is it prison where you get raped every day 925 01:05:23,082 --> 01:05:25,048 and you never get to see your family again‎? 926 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:26,315 Castration‎? 927 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:28,083 Or death‎? 928 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:40,760 Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tick‎-tock‎. 929 01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,962 Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. 930 01:05:43,763 --> 01:05:44,896 Ten seconds‎. 931 01:05:46,465 --> 01:05:53,403 Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. Tick‎-tock‎. 932 01:05:55,540 --> 01:05:58,007 Well‎, looks like it's time for our first commercial break‎. 933 01:05:58,009 --> 01:06:00,609 We'll be back after a message from our sponsors‎. 934 01:06:00,611 --> 01:06:02,644 Hello‎. It's me‎, Louis‎! 935 01:06:02,646 --> 01:06:03,945 Mr‎. Webber‎? 936 01:06:09,950 --> 01:06:10,950 Who's Louis‎? 937 01:06:14,953 --> 01:06:16,486 Fucking douche bag‎. 938 01:06:17,788 --> 01:06:19,789 Get that sheet‎, cover him up‎. 939 01:06:27,697 --> 01:06:28,762 Shh‎! 940 01:06:39,773 --> 01:06:40,906 ‎- You must be Louis‎. ‎- Yes‎. 941 01:06:40,908 --> 01:06:42,507 I'm Bernadette‎. I'm Uncle Evan's niece‎. 942 01:06:42,509 --> 01:06:43,841 Oh‎, hi‎, nice to meet you‎. 943 01:06:43,843 --> 01:06:46,143 Obviously‎, you're with Uncle Evan‎. 944 01:06:46,145 --> 01:06:48,512 Sorry‎, we're shooting a music video‎. 945 01:06:48,514 --> 01:06:50,634 Well‎, you guys picked an awesome location‎. 946 01:06:51,115 --> 01:06:52,115 Come on in‎. 947 01:06:55,885 --> 01:06:57,986 So where'd you come in from‎? 948 01:06:57,988 --> 01:07:00,688 ‎- Dallas‎. ‎- Oh‎? I used to live in Austin‎. 949 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:01,922 Oh‎, I've never been‎. 950 01:07:01,924 --> 01:07:03,623 Well‎, it's fun when you're in college‎. 951 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:05,558 Yeah‎, I went to Parsons‎. 952 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,759 Oh‎, great school‎. 953 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,093 I went to SVA‎. 954 01:07:08,095 --> 01:07:09,494 ‎- Hi‎. ‎- Hi‎. 955 01:07:09,496 --> 01:07:11,829 ‎- I'm Louis‎. ‎- Hi‎. 956 01:07:11,831 --> 01:07:13,797 ‎- Hi‎. I'm‎.‎.‎. ‎- She's Macarena‎. 957 01:07:13,799 --> 01:07:16,399 ‎- She's my friend from Spain‎. ‎- ‎-Oh‎. 958 01:07:18,002 --> 01:07:20,102 ‎- He's here to pick up‎.‎.‎. ‎- The art work outside‎. 959 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,704 ‎- Yes‎. ‎- Excuse me‎. 960 01:07:31,045 --> 01:07:32,745 ‎- Somebody touch this‎? ‎- We didn't touch it‎. 961 01:07:32,747 --> 01:07:34,546 It's Aunt Karen's stuff‎, we wouldn't go near it‎. 962 01:07:34,548 --> 01:07:36,447 I did see Evan in here earlier‎, 963 01:07:36,449 --> 01:07:37,548 maybe he did‎. 964 01:07:39,551 --> 01:07:40,984 Okay‎, 965 01:07:40,986 --> 01:07:43,052 'cause it's not supposed to be like this‎. 966 01:07:43,054 --> 01:07:45,654 It's supposed to be bubble‎-wrapped and packed up and ready to go‎. 967 01:07:45,656 --> 01:07:47,856 ‎- Why would Evan do this‎? ‎- She said it wasn't us‎. 968 01:07:49,558 --> 01:07:50,558 Okay‎. 969 01:07:58,165 --> 01:07:59,798 Oh‎, fuck‎. 970 01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:01,932 Oh‎, my God‎. 971 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:05,968 What the fuck did y'all do‎? 972 01:08:05,970 --> 01:08:07,210 What the fuck is this shit‎! 973 01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:23,216 We didn't want to tell you‎, someone broke in 974 01:08:23,218 --> 01:08:24,483 and that's why Evan's out‎. 975 01:08:24,485 --> 01:08:25,851 ‎- He was chasing them‎. ‎- Yeah‎. 976 01:08:25,853 --> 01:08:27,018 Shut the fuck up‎! 977 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,819 Shut the fuck up‎, both of you right now‎! 978 01:08:28,821 --> 01:08:29,953 Nobody fucking move‎! 979 01:08:32,056 --> 01:08:33,896 I'm calling the cops right now‎. 980 01:08:34,758 --> 01:08:36,024 Please don't tell Karen‎. 981 01:08:39,194 --> 01:08:41,234 This could be our little secret‎. 982 01:08:44,698 --> 01:08:46,898 Bitch‎, you're barking up the wrong fucking tree‎. 983 01:08:47,801 --> 01:08:49,668 I'm from Oakland‎, ho‎! 984 01:08:49,670 --> 01:08:52,470 I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em‎! 985 01:08:52,472 --> 01:08:54,505 Come to think of it‎, Evan doesn't even have any fucking nieces‎. 986 01:08:54,507 --> 01:08:57,174 Who the fuck are you‎? 987 01:08:57,176 --> 01:08:59,743 You better hope the police get here before Karen does‎. 988 01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:03,879 ‎- What the fuck was that‎? ‎- Nothing‎. 989 01:09:03,881 --> 01:09:05,480 ‎- Hey‎, wait‎. ‎- Wait‎. 990 01:09:05,482 --> 01:09:07,081 ‎- It's nothing‎. ‎- Get out of my way‎! 991 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:08,649 Shit‎. 992 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,686 Shit‎! 993 01:09:15,788 --> 01:09:17,755 Mr‎. Webber‎! 994 01:09:17,757 --> 01:09:19,156 Are you okay‎? Oh‎, fuck‎! 995 01:09:19,158 --> 01:09:20,657 They're crazy‎! 996 01:09:20,659 --> 01:09:22,091 Close the door‎. Close the door‎. 997 01:09:22,093 --> 01:09:23,225 Louis‎! 998 01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:28,529 ‎- I gotta stop these crazy ass bitches‎. ‎- Louis‎, forget it‎! 999 01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,063 They're dangerous‎! 1000 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,502 No‎! No‎! Stop‎! 1001 01:09:37,504 --> 01:09:38,836 Stop it‎! 1002 01:09:38,838 --> 01:09:40,070 What are you doing‎! 1003 01:09:53,749 --> 01:09:55,081 Looking for this‎? 1004 01:09:58,218 --> 01:10:00,919 Louis‎! Be careful‎! 1005 01:10:00,921 --> 01:10:02,954 They're crazy‎! 1006 01:10:02,956 --> 01:10:06,691 Monkey in the middle‎! Monkey in the middle‎! 1007 01:10:06,693 --> 01:10:08,192 We can't say that‎, Belly‎, it's racist‎. 1008 01:10:08,194 --> 01:10:09,927 Okay‎, man in the middle‎! 1009 01:10:10,895 --> 01:10:12,262 Give it to him‎! 1010 01:10:12,264 --> 01:10:13,863 No‎, Genesis‎, give him that‎! 1011 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:16,965 Louis‎! 1012 01:10:19,301 --> 01:10:20,702 Louis‎! 1013 01:10:29,278 --> 01:10:32,846 Genesis‎! Please‎, this isn't his fault‎! Please call an ambulance‎, help him‎! 1014 01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,083 Fucker‎! 1015 01:10:37,085 --> 01:10:38,818 Bel‎, please help him‎! 1016 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:42,321 Call an ambulance‎, I promise I won't say anything‎! 1017 01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:45,924 Bel‎, Genesis‎! Call an ambulance‎, for fuck's sake‎! 1018 01:10:45,926 --> 01:10:48,159 I think it's a little late for an ambulance‎, Evan‎. 1019 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,295 He tripped‎, it's his fault‎. 1020 01:10:51,297 --> 01:10:53,397 We were just playing monkey in the middle‎. 1021 01:10:53,399 --> 01:10:55,031 I mean‎, man in the middle‎. 1022 01:10:55,899 --> 01:10:57,733 Oh‎, my God‎! 1023 01:11:01,037 --> 01:11:02,670 You killed him‎! 1024 01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:05,005 You killed him‎! 1025 01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:08,074 Your wife killed him with her shitty sculpture‎. 1026 01:11:08,076 --> 01:11:09,975 This shit's dangerous‎, Evan‎. 1027 01:11:09,977 --> 01:11:12,143 How can you keep this here with kids‎? 1028 01:11:12,145 --> 01:11:14,011 That's irresponsible parenting‎. 1029 01:11:14,013 --> 01:11:16,013 Yeah maybe your wife should stick to painting‎. 1030 01:11:16,015 --> 01:11:18,048 Get the fuck away from me‎! 1031 01:11:18,050 --> 01:11:19,416 Where do you think you're going‎, Evan‎? 1032 01:11:19,418 --> 01:11:21,184 Get the fuck off me‎! Leave me alone‎! 1033 01:11:21,186 --> 01:11:22,752 Wanna go for a little ride‎? 1034 01:11:22,754 --> 01:11:24,253 You can't run away from us‎, Daddy‎. 1035 01:11:24,255 --> 01:11:26,021 You can't escape‎. 1036 01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:28,722 Ahhh‎! 1037 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:34,160 This is what happens when you break the rules of the game‎, Evan‎. 1038 01:11:54,780 --> 01:11:56,380 This is just like art class‎. 1039 01:12:36,854 --> 01:12:38,821 What I did to Karen's statue 1040 01:12:38,823 --> 01:12:41,023 is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you 1041 01:12:41,025 --> 01:12:43,992 if I ever see your fucking lying face again‎. 1042 01:12:43,994 --> 01:12:46,461 I trusted you both‎, how could you fuck my wife‎? 1043 01:12:47,996 --> 01:12:52,833 Never come near my family again‎. 1044 01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:56,036 Disappear or you're fucking dead‎. 1045 01:13:06,544 --> 01:13:08,278 Which way is MOMA‎? 1046 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:11,881 It's more like "momma‎." 1047 01:13:19,088 --> 01:13:21,389 Ronnie is gonna have a field day with this one‎. 1048 01:13:21,391 --> 01:13:23,124 Yeah‎, I'm sure he will‎. 1049 01:13:25,427 --> 01:13:27,161 That guy's a magician‎. 1050 01:13:27,163 --> 01:13:29,196 Yeah‎. 1051 01:13:29,198 --> 01:13:31,131 He can make anything disappear‎. 1052 01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:32,332 Let's finish this‎. 1053 01:13:48,547 --> 01:13:51,448 Wow‎, those were some really long commercials‎. 1054 01:13:51,450 --> 01:13:54,484 Thanks to our sponsor Louis for that little lovely break‎. 1055 01:14:00,924 --> 01:14:05,327 Now‎! Back to our million dollar question‎. 1056 01:14:06,595 --> 01:14:09,429 What is the proper punishment for a pedophile‎? 1057 01:14:11,265 --> 01:14:13,366 Please‎. 1058 01:14:13,368 --> 01:14:16,369 I love my children‎. I love my wife‎. 1059 01:14:16,371 --> 01:14:18,404 I'm a good father‎. 1060 01:14:18,406 --> 01:14:20,939 How can you judge anyone‎? 1061 01:14:20,941 --> 01:14:22,040 You're murderers‎. 1062 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:24,042 Is that your final answer‎? 1063 01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:26,177 Cause you're gonna go deaf in about 10 seconds from now‎. 1064 01:14:26,179 --> 01:14:27,878 Please‎, Genesis‎! 1065 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,412 I'm a good father‎! 1066 01:14:29,414 --> 01:14:30,880 Until yesterday‎. 1067 01:14:30,882 --> 01:14:32,962 That doesn't change how much I love them‎! 1068 01:14:42,890 --> 01:14:45,090 Do you really love them‎, Evan‎? 1069 01:14:47,059 --> 01:14:48,125 Really‎? 1070 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,234 More than anything in the world‎. 1071 01:14:54,263 --> 01:14:56,964 So why didn't you think of them when you were inside us‎? 1072 01:14:56,966 --> 01:14:58,131 Yeah‎, why‎, Evan‎? 1073 01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:02,501 Last night had nothing to do with my family‎. 1074 01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,603 Damn right it didn't‎, Evan‎! 1075 01:15:04,605 --> 01:15:07,205 It had nothing to do with them‎. 1076 01:15:07,207 --> 01:15:09,340 Your family are victims‎. 1077 01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:12,443 Victims of your sleazy‎, disgusting‎, perverted behavior‎. 1078 01:15:13,044 --> 01:15:14,978 Jake‎. Lisa‎. 1079 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:19,014 They don't deserve a father like you‎. 1080 01:15:19,016 --> 01:15:21,056 This is what you did to your family‎. 1081 01:15:22,885 --> 01:15:24,118 You pervert‎. 1082 01:15:29,657 --> 01:15:32,058 Genesis‎, please‎, this isn't the answer‎! 1083 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,426 Wrong answer‎. 1084 01:15:34,294 --> 01:15:36,528 Correct answer is death‎. 1085 01:15:38,931 --> 01:15:40,891 We'll be back after this commercial break‎. 1086 01:15:44,001 --> 01:15:45,067 Death‎? 1087 01:15:46,102 --> 01:15:47,469 Death‎? 1088 01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:50,371 You're gonna kill me‎? 1089 01:15:50,373 --> 01:15:53,307 You're gonna fucking kill me‎! 1090 01:15:53,309 --> 01:15:56,977 Why‎? Why‎! Because I fucked you‎? 1091 01:15:56,979 --> 01:15:59,612 You fucked me‎! You fucked me‎! 1092 01:15:59,614 --> 01:16:03,616 You came to my house‎! You came to me‎! 1093 01:16:03,618 --> 01:16:05,918 I got you a car‎, I brought you your clothes‎, 1094 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:08,220 you took a fucking bubble bath‎! 1095 01:16:08,222 --> 01:16:12,190 You wanted it‎! You wanted it‎! You came on to me‎! 1096 01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:14,091 What was I supposed to do‎? 1097 01:16:14,093 --> 01:16:17,561 You sucked my cock‎, you both fucking sucked my cock‎! 1098 01:16:17,563 --> 01:16:21,464 It was free pizza‎! Free fucking pizza‎! 1099 01:16:21,466 --> 01:16:23,566 It just shows up at my fucking door‎! 1100 01:16:23,568 --> 01:16:25,601 What am I supposed to do‎? 1101 01:16:25,603 --> 01:16:28,670 "We're flight attendants‎. Come on‎, fuck us‎! 1102 01:16:28,672 --> 01:16:31,639 "No one will know‎. Come on‎, fuck us‎!" 1103 01:16:31,641 --> 01:16:34,975 Oh‎, twosomes‎, threesomes‎. It doesn't matter‎! 1104 01:16:34,977 --> 01:16:38,011 Starfish‎! Husbands‎! You don't give a fuck‎, 1105 01:16:38,013 --> 01:16:41,014 you'll just fuck anything‎, you'll just fuck anything‎! 1106 01:16:41,016 --> 01:16:43,116 Well‎, you lied to me‎, I tried to help you‎! 1107 01:16:43,118 --> 01:16:44,450 I let you in‎, 1108 01:16:44,452 --> 01:16:47,352 I was a good guy‎, I'm a good father‎! 1109 01:16:47,354 --> 01:16:49,620 And you just fucking fucked me‎! 1110 01:16:49,622 --> 01:16:52,289 What‎? Now‎, you're gonna kill me‎! 1111 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:54,291 You're gonna kill me‎? Why‎? 1112 01:16:54,293 --> 01:16:56,626 Why‎? 'Cause you fucked me‎? 1113 01:16:56,628 --> 01:16:59,662 What the fuck‎-fuck‎-fuck‎, this is fucking insane‎! 1114 01:17:05,101 --> 01:17:07,001 You're to be executed at dawn‎. 1115 01:17:10,972 --> 01:17:13,006 If I were you‎, 1116 01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:15,975 I wouldn't waste my last few hours crying about it‎. 1117 01:17:19,346 --> 01:17:20,512 I'm sorry‎, Daddy‎. 1118 01:17:23,249 --> 01:17:24,482 It is the only way‎. 1119 01:17:27,052 --> 01:17:28,118 Bel‎? 1120 01:17:35,258 --> 01:17:37,525 Oh‎, my God‎! Oh‎, my God‎! 1121 01:17:38,593 --> 01:17:40,093 Oh‎, my God‎! 1122 01:18:45,423 --> 01:18:47,724 FaceTime‎. Karen‎! 1123 01:18:49,626 --> 01:18:51,360 FaceTime‎. Karen‎. 1124 01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:55,596 Digging a grave is fucking tiring‎. 1125 01:18:55,598 --> 01:18:57,197 And filthy‎. 1126 01:18:57,199 --> 01:18:58,665 Your wife's clothes are gonna need dry cleaning‎. 1127 01:18:58,667 --> 01:18:59,667 What's that‎? 1128 01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:04,503 You can't have access to an iPad‎, Evan‎. 1129 01:19:04,505 --> 01:19:06,585 You could be trying to reach a child‎. 1130 01:19:12,143 --> 01:19:15,378 Let's face it‎, Evan‎. You're a monster‎. 1131 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:18,314 Or should I say monster‎! 1132 01:19:20,184 --> 01:19:21,184 What‎? 1133 01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,551 Monster surprised‎? 1134 01:19:24,553 --> 01:19:26,352 How do you know about that‎? 1135 01:19:26,354 --> 01:19:28,120 Oh‎, monster confused‎! 1136 01:19:29,288 --> 01:19:30,688 How the fuck do you know that‎! 1137 01:19:30,690 --> 01:19:32,655 Monster will be quiet‎! 1138 01:19:35,191 --> 01:19:36,391 You spied on me‎? 1139 01:19:38,394 --> 01:19:39,394 On my kids‎? 1140 01:19:40,462 --> 01:19:42,196 Oh‎, my fucking God‎! 1141 01:19:42,198 --> 01:19:44,231 Oh‎, my fucking God‎! Jesus‎! 1142 01:19:44,233 --> 01:19:45,832 I'm so fucking stupid‎! 1143 01:19:45,834 --> 01:19:46,834 Yeah‎, you are‎. 1144 01:19:51,671 --> 01:19:54,439 Monster retarded‎. 1145 01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,676 Let's change‎, I feel gross‎. 1146 01:20:03,781 --> 01:20:05,314 Look at all this shit‎. 1147 01:20:15,692 --> 01:20:18,325 This is you‎, Evan‎. 1148 01:20:18,327 --> 01:20:21,487 This is gonna be your little fucking head‎, you fucking cheater‎! 1149 01:20:23,830 --> 01:20:26,631 I love this color‎! Red's my favorite‎! 1150 01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:01,793 No‎! No‎! Gotta be pretty for your funeral‎. 1151 01:21:01,795 --> 01:21:03,294 He's so hairy‎. 1152 01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:04,495 No‎! 1153 01:21:04,497 --> 01:21:06,296 You don't wanna lose an ear‎. 1154 01:21:06,298 --> 01:21:07,298 Hold still‎. 1155 01:21:08,699 --> 01:21:10,933 There we go‎. You look pretty‎. 1156 01:21:10,935 --> 01:21:12,801 There's Evan cutie‎! 1157 01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:18,839 There you have it‎. 1158 01:21:22,343 --> 01:21:24,277 Oh‎, now we see your pretty face‎. 1159 01:21:24,279 --> 01:21:25,645 Fucking bitches‎! 1160 01:21:33,319 --> 01:21:35,519 "I love the sound of vinyl‎. I'm Evan‎." 1161 01:21:38,556 --> 01:21:39,556 Watch this‎, Evan‎. 1162 01:21:59,004 --> 01:22:00,070 Jackpot‎! 1163 01:22:04,576 --> 01:22:05,708 Is that real‎? 1164 01:22:07,911 --> 01:22:12,080 What a clever way to hide this from the kids‎, Evan‎! 1165 01:22:12,082 --> 01:22:15,416 You know‎, most firearm deaths are a family member of the gun owner‎. 1166 01:22:17,919 --> 01:22:19,085 I don't own a gun‎. 1167 01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:21,486 It's dangerous‎. 1168 01:22:24,990 --> 01:22:25,990 Untie him‎. 1169 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:30,493 ‎- Are you sure‎? ‎- Yeah‎. 1170 01:22:36,966 --> 01:22:39,000 Genesis‎, please don't point that at me‎. 1171 01:22:39,002 --> 01:22:40,601 I know‎, 1172 01:22:40,603 --> 01:22:42,769 it's cheating‎. We still have 90 minutes‎. 1173 01:22:42,771 --> 01:22:45,571 But you were keeping secrets from us‎, Evan‎. 1174 01:22:45,573 --> 01:22:47,706 Had you gotten to this before us 1175 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:50,475 I don't think we'd be having this conversation‎. 1176 01:22:50,477 --> 01:22:51,576 And you wouldn't do the same‎? 1177 01:22:51,578 --> 01:22:53,644 I'm not like you‎, Evan‎. 1178 01:22:53,646 --> 01:22:56,546 I don't own a gun‎, I don't shoot people‎. 1179 01:22:56,548 --> 01:22:59,309 I sure as hell don't bend the rules for my own convenience‎. 1180 01:23:01,650 --> 01:23:02,850 Untie him‎, Belly‎. 1181 01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:08,987 I don't want him to kick me‎. 1182 01:23:08,989 --> 01:23:10,555 He won't‎. 1183 01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:11,822 He kicks‎, I shoot‎. 1184 01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:13,857 He knows that‎. 1185 01:23:13,859 --> 01:23:15,024 Don't you‎, Evan‎? 1186 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:20,728 What do you want‎? 1187 01:23:21,863 --> 01:23:23,930 I wanna play hide and seek‎. 1188 01:23:25,532 --> 01:23:26,598 What‎? 1189 01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:33,036 Thirty seconds‎. Only inside the house‎. 1190 01:23:33,038 --> 01:23:34,837 You leave the house‎, I shoot‎. 1191 01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:38,559 What're you gonna do when you find me‎? 1192 01:23:39,741 --> 01:23:41,975 Well‎, if we don't find you by sunrise‎, 1193 01:23:43,444 --> 01:23:44,444 we'll leave‎. 1194 01:23:45,745 --> 01:23:48,513 ‎- Bullshit‎. ‎- Thirty seconds‎. Go‎! Go‎! 1195 01:23:48,515 --> 01:23:49,847 ‎- Go‎! ‎- Go‎! 1196 01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:54,951 30‎, 29‎.‎.‎. 1197 01:23:54,953 --> 01:23:57,920 28‎, 27‎.‎.‎. 1198 01:23:57,922 --> 01:23:59,955 26‎, 25‎.‎.‎. 1199 01:24:01,457 --> 01:24:04,659 24‎, 23‎, 22‎.‎.‎. 1200 01:24:09,964 --> 01:24:11,898 Go‎! 1201 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:14,032 Ready or not‎? Here we come‎! 1202 01:24:20,505 --> 01:24:22,606 Evan‎! 1203 01:24:23,774 --> 01:24:26,008 You can't hide from us‎. 1204 01:24:27,043 --> 01:24:28,043 Here we come‎. 1205 01:24:33,549 --> 01:24:34,882 Evan‎? 1206 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,987 We can smell you‎, Evan‎. 1207 01:24:46,559 --> 01:24:47,759 Daddy‎? 1208 01:24:47,761 --> 01:24:49,494 Psst‎! In here‎. 1209 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,735 ‎- Evan‎? ‎- Oh‎, Evan‎? 1210 01:25:00,537 --> 01:25:02,004 Are you here‎, monster‎? 1211 01:25:07,577 --> 01:25:08,843 Evan‎? 1212 01:25:15,116 --> 01:25:16,182 Evan‎? 1213 01:25:17,551 --> 01:25:18,784 Shit‎! 1214 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:22,520 Evan‎! 1215 01:25:25,891 --> 01:25:27,758 Yeah‎, there he goes‎! Stop‎! 1216 01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:28,892 Evan‎! Stop‎! 1217 01:25:30,761 --> 01:25:32,228 Oh‎, fuck‎! 1218 01:25:32,230 --> 01:25:34,597 Don't fucking move‎! 1219 01:25:34,599 --> 01:25:36,632 Help me‎! Help me‎! 1220 01:25:36,634 --> 01:25:38,767 ‎- Scream all you fucking want‎! ‎- Help me‎! 1221 01:25:38,769 --> 01:25:41,136 No one's fucking home‎! We tried every house‎! 1222 01:26:35,788 --> 01:26:37,288 Are you ready‎! 1223 01:26:37,290 --> 01:26:39,857 Please don't do this‎! 1224 01:26:39,859 --> 01:26:41,592 ‎- Time to say goodbye‎! ‎- Please‎! Please‎! 1225 01:26:42,527 --> 01:26:43,660 Help‎! 1226 01:26:44,561 --> 01:26:46,762 Help me‎! 1227 01:26:46,764 --> 01:26:48,029 Please‎, somebody help me‎! 1228 01:26:48,031 --> 01:26:49,163 Are you religious‎? 1229 01:26:49,165 --> 01:26:52,099 Help‎! Please somebody‎, help‎! 1230 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,201 Please‎, let me go‎! 1231 01:26:55,203 --> 01:26:58,170 Help‎! Please help me‎! Somebody help me‎! 1232 01:26:59,739 --> 01:27:01,873 No‎! Help me‎! 1233 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,141 No‎! No‎! No‎! No‎! No‎! 1234 01:27:04,143 --> 01:27:06,543 No‎, help‎! Help‎! 1235 01:27:06,545 --> 01:27:08,711 One‎, two‎, three‎! 1236 01:27:10,613 --> 01:27:12,213 Whoopsie‎-daisy‎! 1237 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:17,251 So Evan‎, did we hurt your shoulder‎? 1238 01:27:17,253 --> 01:27:19,886 We want you to be comfy‎, Evan‎. 1239 01:27:31,965 --> 01:27:34,166 Help‎! Help‎! 1240 01:27:36,869 --> 01:27:39,170 Help‎! Help‎! 1241 01:27:40,939 --> 01:27:42,773 Don't move‎, Evan‎. You might get dirt in your eyes‎. 1242 01:27:42,775 --> 01:27:44,341 Yeah‎, close your eyes‎, baby‎. 1243 01:27:44,343 --> 01:27:46,810 Help‎! Help‎! 1244 01:27:47,178 --> 01:27:48,811 Help‎! 1245 01:27:48,813 --> 01:27:52,147 Help‎! Help‎! Help‎! 1246 01:27:52,149 --> 01:27:55,216 Help‎! Help‎! Help‎! 1247 01:27:57,219 --> 01:27:59,987 Please‎. Please‎. 1248 01:27:59,989 --> 01:28:01,269 Please‎. Please‎, don't do this‎. 1249 01:28:02,323 --> 01:28:06,259 Please‎! Bel‎. Please‎. 1250 01:28:06,261 --> 01:28:08,341 It looks like he's trying to communicate‎. 1251 01:28:08,428 --> 01:28:09,428 Please‎. 1252 01:28:13,098 --> 01:28:15,458 If you promise to behave‎, I'll take out the gag‎. 1253 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:17,400 Okay‎. 1254 01:28:28,878 --> 01:28:32,080 Don't do this‎. Please‎? 1255 01:28:32,082 --> 01:28:34,949 I'll do whatever you want‎. I'll do whatever you want‎. 1256 01:28:34,951 --> 01:28:36,016 Whatever‎! 1257 01:28:38,853 --> 01:28:42,021 Even calling your family and telling them everything you did to us‎? 1258 01:28:42,023 --> 01:28:43,389 Yes‎. 1259 01:28:43,391 --> 01:28:45,491 Yes‎. Yes‎. Yes‎. I'll tell them‎. 1260 01:28:45,493 --> 01:28:46,825 I'll tell them‎. 1261 01:28:48,494 --> 01:28:51,729 Okay‎, let's give him a lifeline‎. 1262 01:28:51,731 --> 01:28:54,898 I love the lifeline part‎. Let's see‎. 1263 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:56,766 But the lifeline is a phone call‎. 1264 01:28:56,768 --> 01:28:58,968 Not FaceTime‎. 1265 01:28:58,970 --> 01:29:01,403 Your wife's not gonna see you like this‎. 1266 01:29:01,405 --> 01:29:03,738 Hi‎, this is Karen Alvarado‎, 1267 01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:06,173 please leave a message or send a text‎. Ciao‎. 1268 01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:09,241 Go ahead‎, talk‎. 1269 01:29:11,978 --> 01:29:15,113 Honey‎. I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you‎. 1270 01:29:16,482 --> 01:29:17,815 They made me‎. 1271 01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:20,016 Fuck‎! 1272 01:29:21,084 --> 01:29:23,151 Call 911‎! 1273 01:29:23,153 --> 01:29:25,520 ‎- Call 911‎! I've been kidnapped‎.‎.‎. ‎- Evan‎, Evan‎.‎.‎. 1274 01:29:25,522 --> 01:29:27,388 ‎- ‎.‎.‎.by two girls‎! ‎- Evan‎! 1275 01:29:27,390 --> 01:29:29,056 Call 911‎! 1276 01:29:29,058 --> 01:29:30,924 ‎- Call 911‎! ‎- No‎, no‎, no‎, Evan‎! 1277 01:29:30,926 --> 01:29:34,160 ‎- You broke the rule‎. ‎- Evan‎, why did you do that‎? 1278 01:29:34,162 --> 01:29:36,028 Well‎, now she'll fucking find you‎! 1279 01:29:36,030 --> 01:29:37,929 Not really‎. 1280 01:29:37,931 --> 01:29:40,851 I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail‎. I knew you'd pussy out‎. 1281 01:29:44,336 --> 01:29:45,436 You fucking whores‎! 1282 01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,307 You fucking whores‎! 1283 01:29:50,309 --> 01:29:53,810 I'll fucking kill you‎, you fucking‎-fuck bitch cunt‎! 1284 01:29:53,812 --> 01:29:55,945 I'll fucking kill you‎! You fucking bitches‎! 1285 01:29:55,947 --> 01:29:59,114 Oh‎, there's Evan‎. There he is‎! 1286 01:29:59,116 --> 01:30:00,949 We missed you‎. 1287 01:30:00,951 --> 01:30:02,183 Fucking whores‎! 1288 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,920 Knock‎-knock‎! 1289 01:30:08,955 --> 01:30:11,456 I said knock‎-knock‎. 1290 01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:13,291 No‎! 1291 01:30:13,293 --> 01:30:14,992 I don't think he can talk‎. 1292 01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:16,393 Okay‎. Knock‎-knock‎. 1293 01:30:16,395 --> 01:30:17,794 Who's there‎? 1294 01:30:17,796 --> 01:30:20,329 ‎- Cheating Evan‎. ‎- Cheating Evan who‎? 1295 01:30:20,331 --> 01:30:22,331 Cheating "Evan‎-tually" gets you killed‎. 1296 01:30:22,531 --> 01:30:24,498 No‎! No‎! 1297 01:30:26,067 --> 01:30:28,268 ‎- Ready‎, Evan‎? ‎- No‎! 1298 01:30:28,270 --> 01:30:30,069 No‎! 1299 01:30:30,071 --> 01:30:31,937 ‎- One‎! ‎- No‎! 1300 01:30:31,939 --> 01:30:33,038 ‎- Two‎. ‎- Do it‎! 1301 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:34,939 ‎- No‎! No‎! ‎- Three‎! 1302 01:30:42,512 --> 01:30:44,212 Look at his face‎. 1303 01:30:48,950 --> 01:30:51,017 We got you good‎. 1304 01:30:51,019 --> 01:30:53,452 You didn't really think we were gonna kill you‎, did you‎? 1305 01:30:53,454 --> 01:30:55,320 We're not animals‎. 1306 01:30:55,322 --> 01:30:57,322 It was just a game‎, Evan‎. 1307 01:30:57,324 --> 01:31:00,158 A game‎? A game‎? 1308 01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,593 You know what‎? 1309 01:31:02,595 --> 01:31:06,530 For a moment‎, I thought you were the one who'd say no‎. 1310 01:31:06,532 --> 01:31:09,399 And now we have to play a game with someone else‎. 1311 01:31:10,934 --> 01:31:13,014 You know what's funny‎? They never say no‎. 1312 01:31:14,403 --> 01:31:16,337 No matter who they are‎. 1313 01:31:16,339 --> 01:31:19,340 No matter how much they love their families‎. 1314 01:31:19,342 --> 01:31:20,607 You're all the same‎. 1315 01:31:24,345 --> 01:31:25,345 Bye‎, Evan‎. 1316 01:31:28,148 --> 01:31:29,948 You were my favorite‎. 1317 01:31:31,850 --> 01:31:33,617 Oh‎! 1318 01:31:33,619 --> 01:31:35,885 Wish me happy birthday‎. I turn 22 next week‎. 1319 01:31:35,887 --> 01:31:37,486 Yeah‎. 1320 01:31:37,488 --> 01:31:39,855 I freaked out when I turned 18‎. 1321 01:31:39,857 --> 01:31:42,290 But you made me feel 15 again‎. Thanks‎, Evan‎. 1322 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,526 Let's get out of here‎. 1323 01:31:45,528 --> 01:31:48,161 Oh‎, I almost forgot‎. Yes‎, your phone‎. 1324 01:31:52,332 --> 01:31:55,000 You know you really should be more careful with Facebook‎. 1325 01:31:55,002 --> 01:31:58,403 If you don't log out someone could do terrible things with it‎. 1326 01:31:58,405 --> 01:32:01,405 Post something really personal for all your friends to see‎. 1327 01:32:04,976 --> 01:32:07,477 Look closely‎. So you'll remember us‎. 1328 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:10,980 Yes‎, Evan‎, fuck her‎! 1329 01:32:10,982 --> 01:32:12,081 Fuck me‎, Daddy‎! 1330 01:32:12,083 --> 01:32:13,115 Okay‎. 1331 01:32:14,550 --> 01:32:18,252 Attaboy‎, Evan‎. Fuck her‎! 1332 01:32:18,254 --> 01:32:21,088 Fuck me‎! Fuck me‎! 1333 01:32:21,090 --> 01:32:22,956 I'm sure you'll get a lot of likes though‎. 1334 01:32:22,958 --> 01:32:24,223 Doggy style‎, Belly‎! 1335 01:32:24,225 --> 01:32:25,657 Enjoy‎! 1336 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:28,592 Oh‎! 1337 01:32:28,594 --> 01:32:31,928 Bye‎, Evan‎! Muah‎! We'll miss you‎! 1338 01:32:35,565 --> 01:32:36,631 Oh‎! 1339 01:32:39,601 --> 01:32:41,368 No‎! 1340 01:32:43,271 --> 01:32:45,004 Oh‎, no‎! 1341 01:33:16,232 --> 01:33:18,700 Fuck me‎, Daddy‎! 1342 01:33:18,702 --> 01:33:20,702 God‎, God‎! 1343 01:35:01,034 --> 01:35:04,569 Take your bags to your rooms‎. Then go use the bathroom‎. 1344 01:35:04,571 --> 01:35:07,638 And then we're gonna go see Monkey‎, okay‎? 1345 01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:09,172 ‎- Are you guys tired‎? ‎- Yeah‎! 1346 01:35:09,174 --> 01:35:10,506 Monkey‎? 1347 01:35:11,608 --> 01:35:12,674 Monkey‎? 1348 01:35:29,291 --> 01:35:30,524 Daddy had a party‎.