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<i># Killer klowns</i>

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<i># P.T. Barnum said it so long ago</i>

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<i># There's one born every minute that you know</i>

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<i># Some make us laugh, some make us cry</i>

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<i># These clowns only gonna make you die</i>

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<i># Everybody's runnin'
when the circus comes into the towns</i>

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<i># Everybody's gunnin' for the likes
of the killer klowns</i>

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<i># Chuckle!</i>

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<i># The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin"</i>

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<i># Send in the clowns, then they'll let you in</i>

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<i># See the rubber nose</i>

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<i># On the painted face</i>

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<i># Bringing genocide to the human race</i>

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<i># It's time to take a ride</i>

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<i># On the nightmare merry-go-round</i>

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<i># You'll be dead on arrival</i>

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<i># From the likes of the killer klowns</i>

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<i># From outer space</i>

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<i># There's cotton candy in their hands... #</i>

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Little son of a bitch.

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Cops.

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This is Mooney calling in.

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'Read you. What's doing, Curt?'

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Nothing yet, Dave,

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but Friday night's just starting.

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I'm heading across town to the park.
Check in with you later.

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'That was a hot tune from The Doorman,

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'but now we're going
to slow it down a little bit

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'for all you make-out artists
at the Top of the World.'

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Give me a cold one.

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All right.

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'I'm Jojo the ice cream clown

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'with the bestest ice cream in town.

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'We'll give you the stick,
you give it a lick,

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'and it'll tickle you all the way down.

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'Ice cream, ice cream.

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'We brought our goodies here to you,

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'a tasty treat for while you screw.

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'Let's take a break.

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'Cool off those hot lips
with our tasty frozen fruity bars,

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'icy wicys, fudgy wudgy bars,

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'and everyone's favorite frozen delight,
the lick-a-stick.'

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Jeez, what the...

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Get out of here, you morons!

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Hey, take your ice cream and get lost.

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'Oh, yeah?'

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Quiet down. You got the speaker on.

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Beat it, you jerk.

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'So, you don't want any ice cream?

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'Well, you're not getting any.'

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We were getting it before you showed up.

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Those guys, man...
What the hell are they doing here?

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Great idea, Paul. Everybody loves ice cream.

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What do you mean? It was your idea.

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Hey, why don't we just park here for a while?

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Hey, what are you guys trying to pull here?

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Well, we thought we'd park here for a while.

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You said we could have
all the ice cream we wanted,

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but you didn't say anything about parking.

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What kind of girls do you think we are?

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I told you they weren't that stupid.

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We want you to take us home right now.

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- Yeah.
- Take it easy. Keep your shirt on.

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Don't worry. We intend to.

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'Well, this worked out just great.'

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'Don't blame me. I didn't want to come here.

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'Hey, why don't we try the drive-in?'

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'Oh, that's dumb.

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'Hey, wait a minute. What's playing?'

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Knuckleheads.

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You know those guys?

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Those guys are my best friends from school.

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I tell you, whenever I want to have
a good time, I call Rich and Paul.

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A night out with those guys...

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is a total adventure.

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What am I talking about
the Terenzi brothers for,

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when I would much rather be kissing you?

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Oh...

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This is great.

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Yeah.

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Wow, check that out!

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- Did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw that.

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That was incredible.

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Well, I'll be hornswoggled.

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Did you see that little old sky guppy
zip down in there, Pooh?

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It's Halley's Comet,

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and he's landed in our backyard.

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There's gonna be thousands of people.

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Thousands of people are coming.

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They're gonna have hot dogs.

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Gonna have helicopters and airplanes

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and tacos.

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It's...

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This is our lucky day.
We gonna be rich, Pooh.

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We gonna be rich.

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Come on, let's go check it out.

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Oh, come on. No way.

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Debbie, it's a waste of time.
It's got to be 1,000 miles away.

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We'd ruin our whole evening.

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Don't give me that. You saw how close it was.

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It landed right over the hill.
Now, that is not 1,000 miles away.

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Come on. You can find it, Mr. Adventure.

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Debbie,
don't you want to finish our champagne?

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Take it with us.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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Heel.

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Come on, come on.

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Attention, dog. Come on.

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Well...

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I'll be greased and fried.

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What in blue blazes
is the circus doing up in these parts?

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I love the circus.

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Come on, maybe we can get us
some free passes.

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Come on, Pooh.

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I never seen one
that looked like this one before.

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Well...

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I don't know, Pooh.

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You know, there's something
kind of peculiar around here.

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Where is everybody?

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There ain't nobody around.

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Where's the dang ticket booth?

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How are we supposed to get in
and see the show?

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Pooh?

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Pooh Bear?

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Where is that dog?

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Pooh!

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Something funny's happening around here.

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What in tarnation's going on here?

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Where's my dog?

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Where's my Pooh Bear?

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I'll tear this thing apart
with my bare hands!

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This thing is wired.

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All right, get in there!

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What's going on, Curt?

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Same old shit.

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I caught them boozing it up in the park.

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We're just walking through the park
on the way to the dorm.

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We had a bottle of wine.

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Yeah. It's a beautiful night.

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We were walking around. We didn't do nothing.

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You guys go to the college, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, right.

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So why don't you just stay there
and do your drinking on campus?

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Why do you have to come into town?

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Well, I mean, we live in this town, too.

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I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus.

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Yeah...

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and it's scum like you
that are killing this town.

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Come on, Curt! Curt!

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Come on, come on, Curt.
Now, just take it easy.

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What's the matter, Dave?

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You got a thing for these little boys?
Empty your pockets!

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We just had a little wine.
What's the problem?

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You're the problem, you little shit!

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Just lighten up, Mooney. Just lighten up.

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Back off, Dave.

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Open container, public intoxication,

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littering, disturbing the peace,
resisting arrest...

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These kids are history.

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Unless you want to rewrite the laws,
Mr. Police Academy.

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Look. You got this problem
with my training, I don't care,

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but when you bring someone into the station,

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I don't want to see you beating them up.

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Now, if you're going to book them,
do it according to procedure,

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or I swear, Curt, you and that badge
of yours will be history.

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I'll tell you what's going
to be history, Dave.

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These kids.

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Now, get in there.

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Get in there!

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Shit.

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Yeah, it looks like we're going
to have to walk from here.

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Let's see.

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If instinct serve Chief correct...

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- Uh-huh.
- Path lie...

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that way.

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We must travel many moons...

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many, many moons.

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Many...

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many...

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Enough already with the moons.

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Lead the way, Chief Running-at-the-mouth.

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Holy shit.

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That was no shooting star. Looks like a...

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Circus tent.

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What's a circus tent doing
all the way out here?

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It's a pretty lousy location for a show.

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Something's wrong. This doesn't feel right.

189
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Weren't we looking for the shooting star?

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Come on, this looks neat.
Let's check this out.

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No, let's go. I've seen enough.

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Oh, come on, Deb.

193
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I want to take a closer look.
You can stay here.

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Alone?

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Well, would you be more scared
if you came with me

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or if I left you here?

197
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If you left me here.

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Let's go.

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Come on. Come on.

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Okay, okay. I'm coming.

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Come on, let's check this out.

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No. Mike.

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Mike, we... we better not.

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Deb, you are going to love this.
Don't be a baby.

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This is bizarre.

206
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What kind of circus is this?

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This is that new wave
European circus fantastique.

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Hurry, hurry. Step right up.

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00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,348
See the circus bizarro.

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Come one, come all.
Step right up, little lady.

211
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,978
Don't be shy. Don't be stupid.

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00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,648
Come see the incredible Miss 50-50,
half man, half woman...

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the perfect double date.

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Oh, yeah. That's right, little lady.
Step right up here

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and see Gumbo, the toothless elephant.

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Or right over here,
we've got Belinda, the bulimic wonder.

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Watch her binge and purge
before your very eyes. Ha!

218
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Mike, keep it down. Somebody will catch us.

219
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God, is this place great or what?

220
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I mean, it looks like it was decorated
by Clowns "R" Us.

221
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I don't know.

222
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So, how much further you want to go?

223
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Let's just go down to the end
of this hall where those doors are.

224
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Come on.

225
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This is no funhouse.

226
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No circus, either.

227
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,441
What?

228
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,361
I can't believe it.

229
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,613
What is it, a nuclear power plant?

230
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No.

231
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A missile silo?

232
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No.

233
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A military base?

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No! No!

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- The shooting star!
- What are you talking about?

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The shooting star
we went to go look for... we are in it.

237
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What was that?

238
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,821
I don't know...

239
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,599
...but it's coming this way.

240
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,809
Here. Come on.

241
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,787
Look at this place.

242
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,668
It smells like candy.

243
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,256
You know, I don't know
what we saw out there before, but...

244
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,801
this looks like a cotton candy factory to me.

245
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,095
Yeah.

246
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,681
This must be where they hang it up to dry

247
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before they ship the stuff out.

248
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,517
No, it's not.

249
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I've never seen
anything like this before, have you?

250
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,939
No.

251
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,400
Well, that's because nobody has.

252
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,781
I don't believe in UFOs,
but if they do exist,

253
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,409
then we're trapped in one right now.

254
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,493
Will you just calm down?

255
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,620
There's got to be
a logical explanation for this.

256
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,081
This isn't what you think it is.

257
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,252
Nobody stores cotton candy like this.

258
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,422
What are you talking about? Of course it is.

259
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,723
Look.

260
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717
Joe Lombardo.

261
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,439
Down this way.

262
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,252
- Are you okay?
- I think so.

263
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,753
Come on.

264
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,505
Popcorn. Why popcorn?

265
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,841
Because they're clowns, that's why.

266
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,669
Mike, get me out of here!

267
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,552
Hurry, they're coming!

268
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,044
We have to tell the police.

269
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,296
We're going to run to the police
and tell them there's a bunch of clowns

270
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,381
running around the hills,
killing people with cotton candy?

271
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,425
I have a friend there.

272
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,510
I know he'll believe us.

273
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,013
I don't know, Debbie.
I wouldn't even believe us.

274
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,970
What the heck?

275
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,399
Dave! Oh, my God! Something horrible
has happened! Somebody's been killed!

276
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,984
Wait a second, Debbie. What happened?

277
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,653
You gotta help us! There are two people dead!

278
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,947
- Who, Debbie? Who's dead?
- Joe Lombardo. He's dead.

279
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,240
And some old man, too.

280
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,825
Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this?

281
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,576
Yes! It... they were hanging there

282
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,704
wrapped up in these cotton candy things...

283
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,372
these... cocoons.

284
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,582
- Cocoons?
- Yes, cocoons.

285
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,084
You know, cocoons.

286
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,752
All right, everybody calm down.

287
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,255
Look, Debbie,
come inside and explain this to me.

288
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,673
I'd like to help you, but before I can,

289
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,092
I've got to understand
what's going on here myself.

290
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,190
I really need to get some mascara, okay?

291
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,569
Okay, why don't we just go to the drugstore?

292
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,237
Okay. And then we'll go on.

293
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,699
Look.

294
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,540
Cute.

295
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,342
All right, sit down.

296
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,553
Let's start from the beginning, all right?

297
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,263
Okay, okay.

298
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,931
We were up at the Top of the World,

299
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:32,518
and we saw this shooting star,
and we decided to go look for it.

300
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,314
But instead of finding the shooting star,
we saw this... this circus tent.

301
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,941
And that's when we went inside,
and we saw all those people

302
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,611
in those... those pink cotton candy cocoons.

303
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,156
Dave, it was not a circus tent.
It was something else.

304
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,241
- What? What?
- It was a spaceship.

305
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,827
And there was these things,
these... killer clowns,

306
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,162
and they shot popcorn at us.

307
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,905
We barely got away.

308
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,378
Killer clowns from outer space?

309
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,880
Holy shit.

310
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,008
Dave, we are telling you the truth.
You've got to believe us.

311
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,593
Let me tell you something, honey.

312
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,554
I was just over there.
There's nothing going on.

313
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,265
Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave.

314
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,976
Now, just hold on a second, Mooney.
They say some people are dead.

315
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:18,272
- Let's hear them out.
- All right, Dave. Okay.

316
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:22,110
Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn.

317
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:25,571
Go ahead. Let them make fools
out of the police department.

318
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,825
I told you, I was just over there!
You going to believe this little tramp?

319
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,868
Come on, Mooney!

320
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,995
I'm handling this, all right?

321
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,460
All right, all right, Debbie,
who's your friend?

322
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,504
Mike. We go to school together.

323
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,424
You two were up at Top of the World together?

324
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,008
Yeah.

325
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,554
I know you, you little fart.

326
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:53,266
You hang out with the Terenzi brothers.

327
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:56,144
Clowns? I get it.

328
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,563
Another one of their stupid stunts
to sell ice cream

329
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,607
from that goddamn truck
those hoodlums run around in.

330
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,234
Well, now I really believe this.

331
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,153
Well, you better go now, Dave,

332
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,321
before the clowns take over, huh?

333
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,532
And when you get back from saving the world,

334
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,783
I want a full written report

335
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:14,078
so I can give it to the chief
when he gets back on Monday.

336
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,249
Look, everything happened
just the way we said.

337
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,792
We are telling you the truth.

338
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,419
All right, all right.

339
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,088
You two come with me. Come on.

340
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,883
Hurry up, Dave. Don't let them get away.

341
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,385
Go ahead, Dave...

342
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,555
...make a dummy out of yourself.

343
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,017
But you're not going
to make a dummy out of me.

344
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,021
You, in the back.

345
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,571
Excuse me.

346
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:14,115
Oh. Oh, my.

347
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,741
May I help you?

348
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,250
Oh, no!

349
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,731
Oh, no.

350
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,820
All right, we're going up there
to check this out.

351
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,488
First, I'm taking you home, Debbie.

352
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,491
No way. I'm going back up there with you.

353
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,076
You can't tell me what to do.

354
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,578
Debbie, just listen to me, would you?

355
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,622
I don't have to listen to you.

356
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,166
You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right?

357
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,668
Yeah, that's right.
I'm not your boyfriend anymore.

358
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,296
That doesn't change
the way I feel about you, though.

359
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,465
Dave, please.

360
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,675
Don't do this to me.

361
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,636
All right, Debbie, you got a choice.

362
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,012
Either go home, or I'm going to take you

363
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,973
back to the station and lock you up
for safekeeping. How's that?

364
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,979
Pizza!

365
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,775
Oh. Pizza.

366
00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:52,088
- For you.
- For me?

367
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,548
Oh!

368
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:58,678
Oh, Jim... is this from you?

369
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,347
- Huh?
- Oh!

370
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,023
Look, Debbie...

371
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,901
May I please speak to Mike outside?

372
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,947
Fine. Sure.

373
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,407
Thank you.

374
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,709
Your old boyfriend? This is great.

375
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,627
Will you come here?

376
00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:36,090
He's probably going to take me up
on top of the hill and shoot me.

377
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,967
Look, don't worry about Dave.

378
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,470
It's those clowns you got to worry about.

379
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,433
Listen, as soon as you guys leave here,
I'm going to follow you guys up there.

380
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,767
You're going to follow us up there?

381
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,311
Debbie, I don't even want to go up there.

382
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,772
Listen, you stay inside the house
and keep the door locked.

383
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,525
I'll be back here in a little bit
to check on you.

384
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,527
Okay?

385
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,864
You better.

386
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:11,459
That's good timing.

387
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,818
Wait a minute.

388
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,153
Where is it?

389
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,613
Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal.

390
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,323
It was right there where that hole is.

391
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,699
So are you saying that hole
is where the tent was?

392
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,576
The tent made that hole...
is that what you're telling me?

393
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,119
Yes! It was there.

394
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,496
Look, we saw it. That's a fact.

395
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,248
I'll tell you what the facts are, mister.

396
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,834
You said people are being killed.
Now, where are the bodies?

397
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,669
I don't know. I saw Joe Lombardo dead.

398
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,003
I can only tell you what I think I saw.

399
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,880
Oh, so now you just think you saw?

400
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,173
No! I know what I saw.

401
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,883
I just can't prove it. My proof is gone.

402
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,176
Yeah, right. Turn around, pal.

403
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,346
Mooney was right, huh?

404
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,139
Got nothing better to do but cause problems.

405
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,724
Well, you're not going
to get away with it this time.

406
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,310
Get away with what? Debbie saw it, too.

407
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,145
- Yeah, she did, didn't she?
- Ow!

408
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,313
Come on.

409
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,778
Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got?

410
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,613
What's happening, Spike?

411
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,421
Big bad Jojo comin' into town.

412
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,464
Watch this, baby.

413
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,258
Is that bike too big for you?

414
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,843
Hey, Patty!

415
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,389
Mean bike you got there.

416
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:31,807
Yeah.

417
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,771
- Can I take a ride, pal?
- Uh-uh!

418
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,442
Can I beep the horn?

419
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,193
Mm-hm.

420
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:46,880
Oh, thank you!

421
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,690
He should've let the man ride his bike.

422
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:04,673
I'm sorry. I seem to have broken your bike.

423
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,429
Where'd he go?

424
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,892
Put up your dukes, put up your dukes!

425
00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:28,697
What are you going to do, knock my block off?

426
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:32,451
Damn!

427
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,913
Hey, come on, let's get out of here!

428
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,081
Come on, guys!

429
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,207
Get me out of here!

430
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,427
Here's some more ketchup
for your French fries.

431
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,845
Now, here's some more ketchup.

432
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,431
I want you to sit still
and eat your hamburger.

433
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,767
You know,
this isn't as much fun as it used to be.

434
00:32:57,092 --> 00:32:58,869
It is if you're the winners.

435
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,498
Back here, young lady.

436
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,751
You're not going anywhere
until you finish your food.

437
00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:26,440
What's going on?

438
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:11,628
All right, get out.

439
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,717
Turn around.

440
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,594
What are you doing, man?

441
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,761
You're not going to hit me, are you?

442
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,763
Just turn around, pal, all right?

443
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,182
Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, but I...

444
00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:24,725
Just drop it, Mike!

445
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,106
Check this out.

446
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,358
That's the stuff.

447
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,693
That's the stuff that I was telling you about

448
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,653
that was all wrapped around Joe Lombardo.

449
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:37,738
Where'd you get that?

450
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,489
Over in that Jeep over there.

451
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,159
- That's McReed's Jeep.
- Who's McReed?

452
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,661
Bob McReed. He was up here tonight
with me and Debbie.

453
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:49,249
Those are his glasses.
They got him. He's dead.

454
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,766
Crescent Cove police station.
Mooney speaking.

455
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,517
'I'd like to report a disturbance.'

456
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:09,853
Wait a minute. Calm down.
I can't understand you.

457
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,521
- 'Clowns!'
- What?

458
00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:13,982
'They're at my front door!
They're destroying property!'

459
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:15,525
Clowns, huh?

460
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,237
And now they're at your front door, huh?

461
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,863
'They're at my front door right now!'

462
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,073
Wait a minute. Who is this?

463
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,450
'Would you just get over here?'

464
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,496
Stupid kids and their pranks.

465
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,043
Rich little bastards.

466
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,837
I'd shoot them all.

467
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,342
Daddy sends them to fancy schools...

468
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:44,513
...so the police department
can babysit the little pricks.

469
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,066
Police station. Mooney speaking. Yeah.

470
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,819
Hello, Curt?

471
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,489
I think I have a bit of a problem here.

472
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,705
Oh... Just a minute.

473
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,748
Jesus, not you, too, Mr. Myers.

474
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,503
Police station. Mooney here. What?

475
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,630
'They took my wife... the clowns...'

476
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,091
Oh. They took your wife away in a balloon?

477
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:24,011
Well, you don't need the police, pal.
You need a psychiatrist!

478
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,107
Mr. Myers?

479
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:33,562
Do the Terenzi brothers
have the whole town in on this?

480
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:38,400
Well, to hell with them all.

481
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,573
They wanna play games,

482
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:46,825
they're messing with the wrong guy.

483
00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,963
Jesus! Oh, no!

484
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,507
Oh, no! Come on, Joe, get going!

485
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:09,899
God!

486
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,977
I'll call the state police
up at Marlborough. They've got a lab.

487
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:03,563
Maybe somebody up there
can tell us what this stuff is.

488
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,482
It's not cotton candy, that's for sure.

489
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,902
Yes. Finally.
That's what I've been telling you.

490
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:14,157
Look, I'm sorry
I was a little tough on you back there.

491
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,576
It's been a hard night.

492
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:21,039
Having Debbie involved
just makes it a lot more difficult.

493
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,541
What can I say? I didn't know...

494
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:25,544
It's got nothing to do with you, really.
It's me.

495
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,588
It's obvious she goes for laughs,
not stability.

496
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,371
- Boo.
- Oh...

497
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,511
Oh, my God.

498
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,617
You can just drop me off over here.
I'll take the bus home.

499
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:42,078
No way. Remember,
you're the one who's seen these things.

500
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,789
Look! A clown! Right there!

501
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,504
There he is. I told you.
Will you get out there and shoot him?

502
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,882
- Get him, Dave. Kill him.
- Hang on, Mike.

503
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,634
Calm down. Let me check this out.

504
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:14,361
- Holy shit!
- I don't believe it.

505
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:24,037
- Dave, run it down!
- Mike, let go! Mike! Mike!

506
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,545
What are you doing?
You could've gotten us killed!

507
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,590
I'm sorry. I freaked out a little bit.

508
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,392
Where is he?

509
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,812
I don't know. I don't see him anywhere.

510
00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:53,149
He's gone.

511
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,485
He went straight up.

512
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:57,404
I've seen enough.

513
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,074
One Baker five. Curt, do you read me? Over.

514
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,161
One Baker five. This is Mooney speaking.

515
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:07,163
I was a little worried about you.

516
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:10,625
I thought the big bad clowns
got a hold of you. Over.

517
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,253
Mooney, I want you to listen to me
and don't say anything.

518
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,004
I want you to call the state police
and get help.

519
00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:18,800
There are clowns,
and they are killing people. Over.

520
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,552
Okay, let me get this straight.

521
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:23,680
You say there are clowns,
and you've seen them.

522
00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,557
Okay, Dave, that's it.

523
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:28,059
Screw you and your college flunkies.

524
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,353
I've had enough of this from you
and from everyone else.

525
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,564
I know what you guys are trying to do:

526
00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,899
break me down, drive me out of the force.

527
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,736
Well, it's going to take a hell of a lot more
than a lame prank like this

528
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:43,074
to get Curtis Mooney to throw in
his badge, so fuck you! Over.

529
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,035
Mooney, this is an emergency. Mooney!

530
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:50,331
He cut me off.
That son of a bitch cut me off!

531
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,542
I got to get...
I got to get back to the station.

532
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,670
I don't know what I'm going to say,
but I got to get through to the state police.

533
00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:59,424
- Paul, get the truck!
- What about the girls?

534
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,468
Forget about the girls. They eat too much.

535
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:02,886
They didn't pay for the ice cream!

536
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,596
So what? The truck's getting away!

537
00:46:04,721 --> 00:46:06,681
Hey, those aren't killer clowns.
Those are the Terenzi brothers.

538
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,057
Terenzi brothers?

539
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:09,601
Get back to the station. Radio for help.

540
00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:11,478
I'll catch up with my friends,
try to warn people.

541
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,730
Tell everyone to stay indoors
and don't do anything stupid.

542
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:14,939
You, too.

543
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:23,615
- Oh, shit.
- You idiot!

544
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,908
Don't yell at me! You were driving!

545
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:26,576
Can't you just do one thing right?

546
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,953
This whole ice cream thing was your idea.

547
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,080
My idea? You said we'd get girls this way.

548
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:32,332
No, I didn't. You did.

549
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,459
- You did.
- You did.

550
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,877
You did.

551
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,755
Hey, Rich, Paul!

552
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,924
Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys.

553
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,592
Mike, how you doing? You want some ice cream?

554
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:43,802
No, no, man, listen.

555
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,595
Something horrible has happened.
I need your help.

556
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,096
- What are you talking about?
- What's wrong?

557
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,681
There's no time to explain.

558
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,642
There's clowns going around killing people.

559
00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:52,894
Ha!

560
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:55,772
Tonight, Debbie and I
were up on the Top of the World,

561
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:58,191
and we followed this spaceship,
and there were these...

562
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,902
there were these clowns
carrying cotton candy cocoons

563
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:04,239
and they were shooting
these... these popcorn guns.

564
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,491
And there's...
there's a circus tent spaceship, right?

565
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,284
But it's not there anymore,
but we were there.

566
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,536
We saw the whole thing.

567
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:12,664
And they say we're crazy. So?

568
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:14,666
Oh, come on, you guys.
I'm not fooling around.

569
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,961
Mike, what do you want us to do?
We have ice cream to sell tonight.

570
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,671
Paul, this is more important
than selling ice cream.

571
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,173
There's clowns going around
killing people. We're all in danger.

572
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:24,759
Well, we haven't sold
that much ice cream tonight.

573
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:25,927
We haven't sold any.

574
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,762
Come on, guys, will you help me?

575
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,597
At least take me over
to Debbie's house, okay?

576
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:30,807
I think she's in danger.

577
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,059
Does she have any roommates?

578
00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:38,898
Yes. She's got two. She's got two
beautiful roommates with big boobs.

579
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,233
Do they like ice cream?

580
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,526
They love it.

581
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,722
What are we waiting for?

582
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,031
Come on!

583
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,201
You guys, get out of the way.

584
00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,166
Frig youse all.

585
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,961
You ain't going to get the best of me.

586
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:09,387
I made it through Korea.
I can make it through this bullshit.

587
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,688
Well...

588
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,408
Whoop dee goddamn dee do.

589
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,243
What do we have here?

590
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:45,673
Well, son, I think you made a big mistake.

591
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:48,009
You're in Mooney's territory now.

592
00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,138
For me?

593
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,816
I ought to shoot you right now,

594
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,069
you red-nosed freak.

595
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,113
So you want to play games, eh?

596
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,376
Turn around!

597
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,174
All right.

598
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:31,636
I'm supposed to read you your rights,

599
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,888
but you're in Mooney's jail...

600
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:37,392
...and you ain't got no rights.

601
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:39,394
All right, buster.

602
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,479
God.

603
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,614
Officer Mooney, come on, let us out of here.

604
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,157
Are we going to be here all night?

605
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,450
We get one phone call, don't we?

606
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,828
- Right. I'm going to call my...
- Shut up!

607
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:09,799
Get your hands up.

608
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,157
Get in there.

609
00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:55,094
I don't know who you are,

610
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,555
but before this night's over,

611
00:50:58,306 --> 00:51:00,266
you're going to be begging for mercy.

612
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,410
What are you in for?

613
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:46,505
Mooney!

614
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,669
Police department. Hello?

615
00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:47,623
Mooney?

616
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:50,459
Mooney, you back here?

617
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,012
Oh, God.

618
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,102
Hey, Dave,

619
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:34,689
who was the lady I saw you with last night?

620
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,285
Don't worry, Dave.

621
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,580
All we want to do is kill you.

622
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,510
'C.C.P.D., this is
Marlborough State Police.'

623
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,971
'Dave, Curt, are you there? Over.'

624
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,348
Jack, Jack, we need your assistance.

625
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,808
The town's gone crazy.
People are being killed. Over.

626
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:55,770
'What's all these reports
about circus clowns?'

627
00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:58,898
These clowns aren't people.
They're some kind of creatures,

628
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,649
things from another planet.

629
00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:04,028
Jack, they're killing people.
Officer Mooney is dead.

630
00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:06,697
I know. I saw it.
He was killed by one of these things.

631
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:09,742
Could you send all available units
immediately, please? Over.

632
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,820
Come on, Jack!

633
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:19,418
'Okay, calm down, buddy. Help is on the way.'

634
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,807
Debbie.

635
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:42,066
'Calling all clowns, calling all clowns.

636
00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:43,526
'This is Jojo.

637
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:45,870
'Are there any space clowns out there?'

638
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:49,573
You guys, will you stop fooling around?

639
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:51,659
Look, Mike, come on.

640
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:54,787
Cocoons, popcorn guns, monster shadows.

641
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,915
- I mean, what do you think we are?
- We're not as stupid as we look.

642
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,751
This isn't the first wild thing
you've tried to put over on us.

643
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,294
Look, you remember Hidden Lake?

644
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,131
Come on, forget Hidden Lake.
This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake.

645
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:09,176
We would have to be total morons
to believe this clown invasion crap.

646
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:11,804
If there are killer clowns
running around here,

647
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,098
then I'm Porky Pig.

648
00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,028
Get the hell out of here.

649
00:59:28,848 --> 00:59:31,819
- Debbie, it's Mike. Open up.
- Mike?

650
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,282
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.

651
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,330
Okay, see this white house right over here?

652
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,332
- Take a right... I mean a left right here.
- A left?

653
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:27,333
- Right.
- Right.

654
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:28,709
No, left! Left!

655
01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:38,677
The house right up...

656
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,057
Holy shit. What is that?

657
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,019
Uh-oh.

658
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,274
Wow. Look at that.

659
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,746
Mike!

660
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,659
Come on, we can't lose them! They got Debbie!

661
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,007
Hey, Mike!

662
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:29,061
Come on, Rich, we're losing them.
Can you go a little bit faster?

663
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,313
Mike, what do you want?
This is an ice cream truck.

664
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,579
Hey, Rich, the cops! Stop the truck!

665
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:54,002
Shit, Rich, now you did it.

666
01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,671
I did it? What do you mean?
You told me to stop.

667
01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:58,882
- I told you to pull over.
- You didn't. You said stop, so I stopped.

668
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,050
I meant pull over.

669
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,094
If you meant pull over,
you should have said pull over.

670
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,887
Why don't you say what you mean next time?

671
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,764
Come on, let's go see what happened.

672
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,477
Dave, are you okay?

673
01:02:12,855 --> 01:02:14,148
Oh, God.

674
01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:17,109
Oh, fuck. What the hell are you guys doing?

675
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:18,318
They got Debbie.

676
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,029
Get in the truck, pal.

677
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,536
Gee, officer, I'm really sorry.
I was feeling a little queasy.

678
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:28,704
Which way were they heading?

679
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:30,330
They went that way, but now we lost them.

680
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:31,707
I don't know where they went.

681
01:02:31,832 --> 01:02:34,460
I do. If you were a clown,
where would you hide?

682
01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:35,669
The amusement park!

683
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,963
- Great!
- All right!

684
01:03:10,913 --> 01:03:14,875
The park's closed.
I'll have to ask you to leave.

685
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:49,910
What are you going to do
with those pies, boys?

686
01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:40,377
Hey, hey, hey!

687
01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:42,212
Everybody stick together.

688
01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,175
She's gone.

689
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:50,721
Wow. Hey, you guys, this is weird.

690
01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,932
Look at this stuff.

691
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,435
Looks like a wad of melted ice cream.

692
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,603
Yeah, well, it's not.

693
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:58,770
Oh, shit.

694
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,981
Yeah.

695
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:02,691
Come on.

696
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,459
Mike, you take this and follow me.

697
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,294
All right, now, you guys,

698
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,297
no fooling around. Stick together, okay?

699
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:27,758
What the hell's in here?

700
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,436
Oh, scary!

701
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,688
Dave, did you get through for help?

702
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:44,149
Yeah. Yeah, help is on the way.

703
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,443
You tell them it was an invasion?

704
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,321
I told them,
but I don't really believe it myself.

705
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,822
Where did they come from?

706
01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,617
Why are they here? Why, why clowns?

707
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:55,535
They're not clowns.

708
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,412
They're some kind of animal
from another world

709
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:59,247
that just look like clowns.

710
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,000
Shit, Dave.

711
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,211
Dave, maybe they're the ancient astronauts

712
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,505
that came to our planet centuries ago,

713
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,758
and our idea of clowns just comes from them.

714
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,843
Well, how come they're not funny?

715
01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:13,679
Maybe they're from a dying planet.

716
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:16,181
Maybe their sun pooped out
and they need a new place to live.

717
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:20,268
Maybe they're using us
for experiments to dissect and study.

718
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,854
So that means they're intelligent.

719
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:25,023
So why don't they communicate with us?

720
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:27,985
I mean, talk to us instead of killing us?

721
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:30,445
Maybe they're just cruising
through the galaxy

722
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,573
and stopped here for a bite to eat.

723
01:06:36,118 --> 01:06:40,622
Yeah. Look, everybody,
let's just hold off on the talking, okay?

724
01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,624
Let's not give ourselves away.

725
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,210
What are we gonna do when we find them?

726
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:49,006
- Can we kill 'em?
- Yeah. You shoot 'em in the nose.

727
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,392
Hey, watch this.

728
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:03,186
Cool.

729
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,672
What happened?

730
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,175
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.

731
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:37,220
Look, don't touch anything, okay?
This place is probably booby-trapped.

732
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,478
All right, now, look,
you guys, stay together.

733
01:07:44,603 --> 01:07:46,271
I don't want to have to find you, too.

734
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,565
No problem. We can handle it.

735
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,150
Yeah.

736
01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:00,118
All right, let's go.

737
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:03,663
Where'd they go? Come on, Rich, Paul.

738
01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:07,751
Don't worry about the Terenzi brothers.
They do this all the time.

739
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:11,213
Those guys are like cats.
They always land on their feet.

740
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,693
Are you Debbie's roommates?

741
01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,279
Wait a second.

742
01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:39,783
I recognize this place.

743
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:44,454
This is the tent that Debbie and I were in.
Come on!

744
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:53,964
Go, Mike.

745
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,895
Okay, this is where we were before.

746
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,106
Oh, this is incredible.

747
01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:13,150
Looks like they got the whole town.

748
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:16,945
We got to find her.
What color balloon was she in?

749
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:19,197
Uh... Yellow.

750
01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,949
All right.

751
01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,547
Shh!

752
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,007
See anything, Mike?

753
01:09:37,132 --> 01:09:38,341
No.

754
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,182
This is impossible, Mike.

755
01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:57,485
Sh. Quiet.

756
01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,321
Move back.

757
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:48,221
Paul was right, man. They are hungry.
They're gonna eat everybody, man!

758
01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:50,265
Just calm down. Just calm down, all right?

759
01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:52,559
We got to find Debbie before it's too late.

760
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,102
All right.

761
01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,522
Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon.

762
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,982
Is she in there?

763
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:00,317
Yeah, she's in there!

764
01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:01,651
Debbie!

765
01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:03,111
- She's alive.
- Thank God.

766
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:05,697
- How do we get her out of here?
- I don't know.

767
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:07,407
Careful, Mike.

768
01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:08,783
Damn it!

769
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:10,452
Debbie. Honey.

770
01:12:10,577 --> 01:12:11,703
- Hang on a sec, Mike.
- Damn!

771
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:14,664
- What are you doin'?
- Just stand back, Mike.

772
01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:15,832
You can't shoot. You could kill her.

773
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,500
Well, just back off, all right?

774
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,210
Now, just get ready to run.

775
01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:24,458
Are you all right?

776
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:30,472
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

777
01:12:31,197 --> 01:12:32,432
I couldn't breathe.

778
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:35,268
It's okay. Hey, Mike,
hang on to her for a second.

779
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:38,229
Oh, God. We got to get the hell out of here.

780
01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:40,690
Come on, Debbie. Come on, come on.

781
01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:42,901
Oh, come on. Come on.

782
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,489
Wait a second, guys. We can't leave.

783
01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:50,158
There might be other people still alive
in these balloons.

784
01:12:52,419 --> 01:12:54,354
Come on, it's too late!

785
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:55,941
Dave!

786
01:13:03,497 --> 01:13:04,798
Shoot him!

787
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:09,803
- This way. Come on.
- Yeah, come on.

788
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:30,657
- What now?
- Everybody, down.

789
01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,742
- We don't know what's down here.
- Come on, Mike.

790
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:35,286
Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again.

791
01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:37,747
Come on, Mike. Get a move on!

792
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:48,299
How come you guys stopped here?

793
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,177
Good reason.

794
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,763
- Okay, which way do we go?
- That doesn't really matter.

795
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,099
- Let's go down here.
- All right, come on.

796
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,864
- Come on, let's try in here.
- No!

797
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,126
Come on.

798
01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:25,389
Be careful.

799
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,762
Come on.

800
01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:00,955
- Shit! Another door!
- I can't take this anymore!

801
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,252
Come on, open the door!

802
01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:09,714
- Another door!
- Come on, Mike!

803
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,597
Another door?

804
01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:16,095
- Another door?
- Hurry!

805
01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:22,018
Debbie, come on!

806
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,898
Dave, come on!

807
01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:31,277
Get the door, Mike!

808
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:34,405
- Come on.
- Here, here.

809
01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,909
Come on. Oh, God.

810
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:39,827
Thank God.

811
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:49,295
Look at this place. Where do we go now?

812
01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:52,507
Come on, let's go.

813
01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:12,193
Everyone, up on top.

814
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,319
Come on, let's move!

815
01:16:13,444 --> 01:16:15,154
Come on!

816
01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:17,115
Hurry!

817
01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:20,933
Mike.

818
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,058
Hey, Rich, Paul!

819
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:47,061
'Stop! Leave them alone!

820
01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:50,106
'Do what I say or else! Uh...

821
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,316
'I...

822
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:52,984
'Give me the mike!

823
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:56,195
'I am the great and powerful Jojo!

824
01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:59,073
'I command you to stop.

825
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:02,410
'Do not hurt them. Let them go.

826
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:05,079
'You will obey. Let them go.'

827
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:06,948
Now's our chance.

828
01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:13,963
Rich! Paul!

829
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:15,381
Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys!

830
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:17,342
Come on, let's go!
Get in the truck! Let's go.

831
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,969
Come on, Mike. Come on, Debbie.

832
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,679
- Come on, Rich!
- I'm tryin'!

833
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,139
- Turn it the right way!
- I am!

834
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:25,600
Rich! Come on, Rich!

835
01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:26,934
Pull the choke, pull the choke.

836
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:55,838
Dave.

837
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:03,513
What the hell is that?

838
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,189
I don't want to play here anymore.
Can we go home now?

839
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:15,775
Let's make a run for it.

840
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,236
Just get out of here.
Everyone out of the truck! Come on!

841
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,822
We can't! It's rented!

842
01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:02,572
- Hey, Rich! Paul!
- No, Mike, Mike! It's too late, bud.

843
01:19:10,705 --> 01:19:12,248
Look, there's a way out now.

844
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:15,209
Mike, take Debbie. Get her out of here.
I'll draw its attention.

845
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:18,880
- No! Dave, don't! We can all make it!
- We can't, Debbie.

846
01:19:19,005 --> 01:19:20,381
- Stop it!
- Get her out of here, Mike!

847
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,592
- What are you doing?
- Now, Mike!

848
01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:26,262
Dave!

849
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:29,682
Come on, guys, move! Run for help!

850
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:33,394
Over here!

851
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,168
Come on, you damn clown.

852
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:01,255
Come on, you!

853
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,273
Come on! They're takin' off!

854
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,954
- Dave! Dave!
- Dave!

855
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,000
- Oh!
- You made it.

856
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,627
- Oh!
- You got 'em, man.

857
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,714
Wow! What a ride!

858
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,883
That's the last time we let you drive.

859
01:22:09,008 --> 01:22:11,218
- You're alive!
- Yeah.

860
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:14,055
But I saw you guys get blown up
in the ice cream truck.

861
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:16,849
Oh, that.
We hid in the freezer with the ice cream.

862
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,476
Yeah. Anybody want a dip-sicle?

863
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:20,227
- Oh, you and your ice cream.
- What?

864
01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:21,562
How we gonna pay for the truck?

865
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,189
Don't blame me. It was your idea.

866
01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:25,608
No, it wasn't. You're the one who said
we could get girls this way.

867
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:26,943
No, you said we could.

868
01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:29,445
If it wasn't for me,
you'd be a dead French fry.

869
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:31,822
Oh, yeah, well, you'd be a dead Popsicle.

870
01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,292
Do... Do you think it's over?

871
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,044
Yeah, sure.

872
01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,683
<i># P.T. Barnum said it so long ago</i>

873
01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:10,720
<i># There's one born every minute that you know</i>

874
01:23:10,845 --> 01:23:15,116
- <i># Killer klowns</i>
- <i># Some make us laugh, some make us cry</i>

875
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:18,669
<i># These klowns only gonna make you die</i>

876
01:23:18,795 --> 01:23:23,666
<i># Everybody's runnin'
when the circus comes into the towns</i>

877
01:23:26,093 --> 01:23:30,548
<i># Everybody's gunnin' for the likes
of the killer klowns</i>

878
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:34,135
<i># From outer space</i>

879
01:23:35,853 --> 01:23:39,073
<i># Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh</i>

880
01:23:39,198 --> 01:23:41,442
<i># From outer space</i>

881
01:23:42,877 --> 01:23:44,445
<i># Chuckle</i>

882
01:23:50,685 --> 01:23:54,355
<i># The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin"</i>

883
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:57,266
<i># Send in the klowns, then they'll let you in</i>

884
01:23:57,391 --> 01:24:01,437
- <i># Killer klowns</i>
- <i># See the rubber nose on the painted face</i>

885
01:24:01,562 --> 01:24:05,216
<i># Bringing genocide to the human race</i>

886
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:09,879
<i># It's time to take a ride
on the nightmare merry-go-round</i>

887
01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:17,553
<i># You'll be dead on arrival
from the likes of the killer klowns</i>

888
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,890
<i># From outer space</i>

889
01:24:22,341 --> 01:24:25,711
<i># Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh</i>

890
01:24:25,836 --> 01:24:27,897
<i># From outer space</i>

891
01:24:30,174 --> 01:24:33,311
<i># There's cotton candy in their hands</i>

892
01:24:33,436 --> 01:24:37,448
<i># Says the polka-dotted man
with a stalk of jacaranda</i>

893
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:41,494
<i># They're all diabolical bozos</i>

894
01:24:47,283 --> 01:24:48,751
<i># Chuckle</i>

895
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:22,768
<i># Oh, look around, what do you see?</i>

896
01:25:22,893 --> 01:25:26,356
- <i># Tell me what's become of humanity</i>
- <i># Killer klowns</i>

897
01:25:26,481 --> 01:25:29,917
<i># The California shores
to New York Times Square</i>

898
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:33,612
<i># Follow them, baby, everywhere</i>

899
01:25:33,738 --> 01:25:37,925
<i># If you've ever wondered
why the population's goin' down</i>

900
01:25:40,845 --> 01:25:45,516
<i># Blame it on the plunder
from the likes of the killer klowns</i>

901
01:25:46,917 --> 01:25:49,170
<i># From outer space</i>

902
01:25:50,588 --> 01:25:53,858
<i># Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh</i>

903
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:56,427
<i># From outer space</i>

904
01:25:57,595 --> 01:25:59,430
<i># Killer klowns #</i>