1 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,165 - Take aim! - Take aim! 2 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,500 - Fire! - Fire! 3 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:41,243 Unprecedented, historic casualties. 4 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:46,707 More Americans died in the so-called Civil War 5 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,418 than in the two World Wars combined. 6 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,421 Six-hundred and eighteen thousand. 7 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,967 Although the popular media usually portrays the Civil War 8 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:01,763 as a series of epic battles for honor and glory, 9 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,975 the reality is far from either. 10 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:09,271 General Sherman's march through South Carolina alone 11 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:13,442 cost over 8,000 innocent Southerners their lives. 12 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,238 Yep. 13 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,700 Sparing no women or children, 14 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:25,746 Sherman reduced the city of Columbia to ashes overnight, 15 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:29,791 so while you're on spring break next week down in Florida, 16 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,253 you might better understand why so many Southerners 17 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:38,300 still are angry at the North and their rampage of death and destruction. 18 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,226 l get it. 19 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,062 Their fashion might be a little bit out of date. 20 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:53,232 - Nelson. - Rest assured, one day in the future, 21 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:57,110 your grandkids will be laughing at photos of you. 22 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,452 Shit. 23 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,460 All right, all right, settle down. 24 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,090 One of the big problems for the Southerners... 25 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,937 Fucking piece of shit! God damn it! 26 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,400 - Nelson! - lt's jammed, sir. 27 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,361 - What's going on? - Oh, God. 28 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:47,369 Have a nice break. See you in two weeks. You, you, you. 29 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,288 Stay! 30 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,380 lt's about respect, gentlemen. 31 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:03,176 Respect for me, respect for the subject matter, 32 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,221 but most of all, respect for yourselves. 33 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,849 Papers like this, 34 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:13,103 "General Sherman: A Total Badass," 35 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,064 ain't going to cut it. 36 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:21,570 Your antics today clearly demonstrated how serious you are about your studies. 37 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:25,115 You, Anderson, you missed class yesterday. 38 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,909 Actually, l didn't miss it at all. 39 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,121 You think this is very funny, eh? 40 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:37,085 This university won't miss any of you next semester, 41 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,005 when you're expelled. 42 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:46,261 That is, unless you all turn in three new term papers 43 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,100 by, let's say, the end of spring break. 44 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,520 Let me remind you of an old saying. 45 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,607 "Those who don't learn from history 46 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,234 "are doomed to repeat it." 47 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,030 Gentlemen, the party's over. 48 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,743 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yes! 49 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,706 Vilano Beach, Palm Beach, Palm Coast. 50 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,166 - Daytona! - Shut the fuck up. 51 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,002 - How much farther are we? - l don't know. lt's not even that bad. 52 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,172 lt's only, like, another eight hours till Florida. 53 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,217 So dump the fucking map. l'll find us a shortcut. 54 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,760 Dude, this is so nice, man. 55 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:29,721 Why do we even want to go to Florida? We should just stay right here. 56 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,974 Have you guys taken a moment to look around you? Look at this place! 57 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,937 Yeah. lt's fucking awesome. 58 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,606 l love the smell of cow shit in the morning. 59 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,067 - Take it all in, boys. Sniff it. - All right, all right, all right. 60 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,819 l know what l'm gonna write my term paper on. 61 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,862 "Cow Shit of the South: The Smell of Victory." 62 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,114 Dudes! 63 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,783 The whole point was getting away from history class. 64 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:51,827 - What is that? - Oh, my God! 65 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,620 Fuck! What the fuck is this? 66 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,332 Who is this guy? 67 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,836 What the fuck? That was my armadillo. We've been tracking that all day. 68 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,256 - You totally wasted it. - l'm sorry, man. l didn't see it. 69 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,133 lt was like it fell out of the sky, dude, l swear. 70 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,094 Tell you what. lf, you know... lf you give me and Dr. Mambo here a lift, 71 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,221 - you know, we'll totally call it even. - Dr. Mambo? 72 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,182 - Where you guys heading? - South. Daytona Beach. 73 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,935 Awesome! Awesome! Let me get my pack, dude. 74 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,312 Yeah, hop in, man. Go. 75 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,025 Face! 76 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,379 The way l see it, if we drive through the night, 77 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,175 we'll be quaffing beers by noon and boffing chicks by 5:00. 78 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,011 And pushing up daisies by midnight. 79 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,532 Go, banjo boy, go! 80 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,035 All right! 81 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,174 Whoa. 82 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,054 Holy... 83 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,556 - Fucking... - Shit. 84 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:48,527 - God, man. l could drink her bath water. - Dude, l'd eat the peanuts out of her shit. 85 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,862 She's not your type, dawg. Trust me. 86 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,616 Dude, if she has a pulse, she's my type. Watch and learn. 87 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:58,662 Hey, man. 88 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,581 What's up, dude? 89 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,917 Not much. Just going on a road trip with the ladies. 90 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,753 - Where are you guys heading? - Daytona Beach. 91 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,798 My brother's got a beach house. On the beach. 92 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,844 - Yeah. Must be fate. - Must be. We're headed there mañana. 93 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,682 Cool. Well, l was thinking that... 94 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,104 We should all hook up when you guys hit town. 95 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:27,649 - You got a number, hon? - Yeah. Sure. 96 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,945 You wouldn't happen to have a pen or paper? 97 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,906 Who needs paper? 98 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:43,164 You know what, ma'am? l couldn't agree with you more. 99 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,755 - So, what's your name, cowboy? Anderson. 100 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,551 Whenever you're finished, you can come up for air, 101 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,885 Anderson. 102 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,850 And what is your name? 103 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,269 l'll tell you. 104 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,063 lf l call. 105 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,529 - Later, boys. - On the beach. 106 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,200 Was that a score? l can't really say. 107 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,245 She'll call. She wants the house. 108 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,541 Okay. We're in Deliverance country now, 109 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:31,546 so unless you're into squealing like Porky Pig's love bitch, Nelson, 110 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:36,051 - we need a shortcut. - You guys have no faith, man. Let's go. 111 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,554 Nice overalls, dude. 112 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,902 Pushing up daisies by midnight. 113 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,510 Yep. Yep, we're lost. Yep. 114 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:23,515 Great. Anderson, you got the map? Of course you don't. 115 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,934 - lt's in the trunk. - Trunk? Yeah. 116 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,862 Way to stay up with me, guys. l gotta do all the driving while they... 117 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,948 lt's midnight, boy! 118 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,539 Man, shut up! Hey, hey, hey! 119 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,584 lt's just a dream. 120 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:57,257 Dream, whatever. Where the fuck are we? 121 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,135 You took a shortcut, didn't you, Nelson? 122 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,555 Hey, look. l tried to wake you two douchebags, all right? 123 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,724 This is your fault, too. Kind of. 124 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,309 - Our fault? - Yeah. l mean, no. 125 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,688 - Guys, look, sign, all right? Detour sign. - Enough. Enough. Get out of the front seat. 126 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,398 Come on. Get out. Get out. 127 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,567 - l'm driving. That's it. That's it. - Fine, you drive. 128 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:16,776 Shit. 129 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,948 - Later! - Shit! Wait up! 130 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,533 Assmunches. 131 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,701 - Get him. - Hey! 132 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,996 - l can't reach him. - You cinched my sack. Bitch! 133 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,165 l just want to go to the beach! 134 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,049 This isn't a real detour. Where the hell are we? 135 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,847 Whoa. 136 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,029 Check it out. 137 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,949 Looks like it's abandoned. 138 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,500 What the hell is that? 139 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,972 This place is like a ghost town. 140 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,040 Welcome to Pleasant Valley. 141 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:08,179 Well, don't be a wet ding-dong, fellas. Buckman's the name. 142 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,515 Mayor's my game. 143 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:16,020 Now, why don't y'all here give us a big howdy-do? 144 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,611 Anderson Lee. Nice to meet you, sir. My two partners here go by... 145 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,947 Lee? Lee. Anderson Lee. 146 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,325 My, my, my, what a beautiful surname you... 147 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,871 - Y'all ain't from the South now, are you? - Born and raised, sir. 148 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,039 Lived in South Carolina till freshman year. 149 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,167 Then you crossed over to the other side, l see. 150 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,629 Well, well, we might just save you yet. 151 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,510 You see, y'all arrived just in time to be our honored guests 152 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,805 at the Guts 'n Glory Jubilee! 153 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,770 Dude, l say we get the hell out of Dodge. Like, my brother's waiting on us, bro. 154 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,273 Well, good morning, Miss Peaches. 155 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,655 lf l supply the peaches, do you think you boys could supply the cream? 156 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,369 - We're staying. At least for five minutes. 157 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,830 Well, looky here. 158 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,459 Appears we got more guests fresh on the way. 159 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,546 - What? - The pussy wagon's here. 160 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,219 Well, don't that beat all? 161 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,849 You all the prettiest damn Yanks l ever seen. 162 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,352 Jesus Christ, it's Toontown. 163 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:43,483 Toony Town? Son, this is Pleasant Valley, and for the next two days, 164 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,569 there's gonna be nothing but dancing and games, 165 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,237 and best of all, 166 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:52,617 a mouth-watering barbecue. 167 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,665 Let me guess. Detour sign? 168 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,127 - Detour sign. What do you think? - l'm game for anything. 169 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,672 Tell you what. You stay, we'll stay. 170 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,382 Cool. 171 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,807 Judas Priest. 172 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,562 We got ourselves two more Yanks for the jubilee. 173 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,239 What the hell kind of detour was that? 174 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,245 - And a negro and Chinaman to boot. - That's Chinawoman. 175 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,331 And what a woman! 176 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,460 Well, don't just stand around, folks! 177 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,338 Granny's got rooms waiting on you at the hotel. 178 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,674 Come on! Come on! 179 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,940 Welcome to Granny Boone's hotel. 180 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,820 What's up? 181 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,741 l don't think so, Amos. 182 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,915 - l'm Hestor. And l'm Glendora. 183 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,295 Granny Boone said we're supposed to show you to your rooms. 184 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,630 You girls want to burn some blunts? 185 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,092 You know, spleef? 186 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,845 Reefer? 187 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,476 You two are so lucky you're hotties. 188 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,151 - Anymore luggage, boy? - Boy? 189 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,987 Ain't y'all motherfucks ever heard of the civil rights movement? 190 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,530 ls that anything like a bowel movement? 191 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,282 - What, are you out of your fucking mind? - Kick back, hon. 192 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,955 Granny Boone done wash out some fresh sheets for you. 193 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,874 Guess you people aren't wearing those things anymore, huh? 194 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,294 Tell me, where do black folks hang out around here? 195 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,255 From off that tree down there yonder, usually. 196 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,674 You want to get down, huh? All right. 197 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,011 Chill, baby. l don't think our bell-hick is playing with a full deck here. 198 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,557 Granny Boone say we gotta please all of our festival guests. 199 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,934 Even you. 200 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:30,191 Well, we wouldn't want to piss old Granny Boone off now, would we? 201 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,611 All right, then, that's more like it. 202 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,906 Now, remember, dinner is at 7:00 p.m. sharp. 203 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:41,994 - And Granny Boone, she hates tardiness. - Well, then y'all best leave us to prepare. 204 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,372 Okay, then. 205 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,876 l bid you adieu. That's German for "l'll see you later." 206 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,422 Shit we gotta go through for a free meal. 207 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,051 Come on, Malcolm. A little old-fashioned hospitality might be fun. 208 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,097 - Fuck old-fashioned hospitality. - l'd rather fuck you. 209 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,473 Shit. 210 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,566 This sure is a fine reenactment setup they've got going here. 211 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:16,070 l ever tell you guys how much l love Civil War tourist attractions? 212 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,491 Don't y'all mind us none. 213 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,245 Jezebel! Come here, you little mutton chop! 214 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,877 - l say to hell with Daytona. - l, sir, am in accordance. 215 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,004 You know, l never knew you were Southern. 216 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:37,008 l was raised by my Aunt Charlotte. She was old-school Southern. 217 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,886 She taught me to open the door for the ladies, 218 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,513 say, "Yes, ma'am." "Why, no, ma'am." 219 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,434 You sure unlearned that shit fast. Right, Cory? 220 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,437 lt's still in me, in the background. 221 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,276 School's in session! 222 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,616 My misguided spawn. 223 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:06,579 Now, why in the hell did you let them two devils 224 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,830 in Pleasant Valley? 225 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,170 Lord knows l don't cotton to waiting on a darky, 226 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:18,466 yet, however, in service to the festival... 227 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,306 Well, it'll all be over soon. 228 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,851 Looks like Miss Peaches done snagged herself a Yankee boy already. 229 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,478 l got my eye on that purty one 230 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,898 with them long legs leading up to them tender buttocks. 231 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:37,276 Now, now, now. You leave her to Harper, boy. 232 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,282 That tasty dish don't stand a chance once he walk up on her. 233 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,868 Am l right or am l right? 234 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,500 - Trouble - Trouble 235 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,795 - Came a-knocking - Came a-knocking 236 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,464 - Trouble - Trouble 237 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,509 - Came a-knocking - Came a-knocking 238 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,302 TroubIe 239 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,554 ls this place a hoot or what? 240 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,350 Can you believe these hicks actually think we're gonna sleep in separate beds? 241 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,145 Well, l say we hang, grab whatever we can and blow. 242 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,106 The whole town orjust those frat boys? 243 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,233 - Don't worry, Ricky, l'll save one for you. - Yeah, right. 244 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,526 Hey, what about saving one for me? 245 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,697 Now, which one would that be? Perhaps Mr. "l'll stay if you stay"? 246 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,372 - Hey, handsome. - Hello, everybody. 247 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,001 On behalf of our little town, l'm here to welcome y'all 248 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:39,505 - and invite you to take in some of our sites. - l'll wrestle you for him. 249 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,717 - What's that? - Nothing. Just ignore him. 250 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,512 Dang, Jethro. You got some muscles there. 251 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,223 lt's Harper, ma'am. Harper Alexander. 252 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,059 l'm Kat, as in "pussy." 253 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:58,524 - This is Joey, this is Ricky. - Perhaps if Miss Pussycat is willing, 254 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:02,737 the sun sure looks mighty nice reflecting on the lake right about now. 255 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,323 Miss Pussycat is more than willing. 256 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,909 Well, then, l guess l'll be seeing you other fine folks at the festival. 257 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,244 lf you will. 258 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,581 Wait, Kat. 259 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,419 - lt's my good-luck dog tag. - Don't do anything l wouldn't do. 260 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,172 ls there anything you wouldn't do? 261 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,424 Later, kitty cat. 262 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:37,271 - Welcome, welcome. - Don't tell me. You must be Miss Boone. 263 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,316 - lt's a real pleasure to meet you, ma'am. Allow me. 264 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,319 - Here you go, boys. - Miss Boone, from the bottom of our hearts, 265 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,863 we thank you for such fine accommodations. 266 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:50,159 Don't make me blush. And that's Granny to you, sonny boy. 267 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,913 - Y'all like my ladies? - Yes, ma'am. 268 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,540 Y'all ready for a good old time? 269 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,292 - Yes, ma'am. - Yeah. 270 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,048 - So... - Gosh, dang it. Kitty's getting away. 271 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,592 Come here, you stupid cat. Get over here. 272 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,929 - Why don't you gentlemen give him a hand? - All right. 273 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,764 See you soon, boys. 274 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:15,226 ls this some hillbilly reality show type of thing? 275 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,729 You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat. 276 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:24,110 Harper, try just calling me Kat. Miss Pussy sounds so formal. 277 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:29,573 Well, Kat, how could one not but smile whilst in the company 278 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:33,202 of such a beautiful Northern sophisticrat like yourself. 279 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,331 You're either the most romantic guy l've ever met, 280 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,251 or you're completely full of shit. 281 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,429 - Come here. - Get back here, kitty. 282 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,431 - l ain't gonna hurt you! - Come on, guys. 283 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,516 Come here, kitty. Come on. 284 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,937 My daddy proposed to my mama right here on this spot. 285 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:04,150 My daddy proposed to my mom in the back of a '69 Chevy. 286 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,235 'Course, that was before the troubles. 287 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,405 Before all that fire done burnt this spot to the ground. 288 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,575 Feels like a fire right now. 289 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:17,037 You know, life always finds a way of pushing itself up through death, Miss Kat. 290 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,375 Feels like something else is trying to push its way through now, baby. 291 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,546 You like horses? 292 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,632 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 293 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,594 - Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty. - Here, kitty. 294 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,430 - Come on. Come on, you little cat. - Got him! 295 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,640 Once again, Anderson Lee showing how to get pussy. 296 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,185 Thanks, mister. Name's Hucklebilly. 297 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,812 - Hey, what's up, Huckleberry? - lt's Hucklebilly, dumbass. 298 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,733 - Damn. Feisty little fella. - Y'all want to play a little game with me? 299 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:46,942 l don't know, Hucklebilly. 300 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,279 We got some ladies waiting for us, if you know what l mean. 301 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,239 Yeah. Heck with it, then. 302 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,619 - Come on. - The little kid has no one to play with. 303 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,079 Poor little circus clown. 304 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,792 So, how about that roll in the hay you were talking about? 305 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:14,845 - Make me scream that rebel yell. - Well, that, ma'am, l can guarantee. 306 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,473 You just lay right here, okay? 307 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,062 l didn't know my Southern gentleman had a touch of kink in him. 308 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,857 lf a kink means a hunger for you, ma'am, then that he does. 309 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,948 - Hey, look, dude. We're sorry. - Leave me alone. 310 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:38,452 Hey, we'll play a game with you, all right? What do you got in mind? 311 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,704 - lt's called Kill the Kitty. - Shit. 312 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,790 See, kitty's been bad. 313 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,418 Real bad. l'm gonna lynch her. 314 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,589 - And y'all can be the witnesses! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. 315 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,967 What would your mother think if you hurt that poor little kitty? 316 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,135 My mama? 317 00:25:55,762 --> 00:26:00,349 Mister, my mama give me a silver dollar for every broke-neck pussy l bring home. 318 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,664 Harper, honey, this isn't exactly what l had in mind. 319 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:28,502 Well, Miss Pussy, it's exactly what l had in mind. 320 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:34,008 Now, l know you city folk think us country boys naive in the ways of love, 321 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:37,845 but we ain't as innocent as you might think. 322 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:39,805 l mean, 323 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,685 l think this might be taking it just a little too far. 324 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,772 Frankly, Miss Pussy, l don't give a damn. 325 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,799 l know it's not etiquette to eat without everyone present, 326 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,968 but a little birdie advised me that 327 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,722 that purty friend of yours is gonna be just a little bit tardy. 328 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,349 So let us pray. 329 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,393 Dear Lord, 330 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,396 we thank you for the food we are about to eat 331 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,276 that makes us whole in mind, body and soul. 332 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,861 Amen. Amen. 333 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,446 Amen. - Dig in. 334 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:41,867 l'm so hungry l could eat an entire goat and not share a single hoof. 335 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,411 - Huckleberry's got the munchies. - Disgusting. 336 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,791 lt's Hucklebilly, pig breath. Can't you Northern folks get nothing right? 337 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,880 Miss Boone... Excuse me, Granny. 338 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,883 - You've simply outdone yourself. - Thank you. 339 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,135 - Hear, hear. - Sure looks tasty. 340 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,638 - Speaking of tasty... - This is great. 341 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,432 ...it appears that our Harper Alexander 342 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:10,062 has done gone and swept your Miss Kitty Cat here off her feet. 343 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,772 Lucky bitch. 344 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,569 Guest or no guest, l will not tolerate swearing at my table. 345 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,279 Just ignore him. 346 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:22,157 Jealousy always gets in the way of his manners. 347 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,327 - Jealousy? - Kat always bags the fine guys first. 348 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,666 Just once, l wish she was the one eating sloppy seconds. 349 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,818 May l offer you some fresh milk with your pie? 350 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,155 l think... l think you just did. Yeah. 351 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,782 l'll keep my jug handy. 352 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,707 - Holy mother of God. - Holy mother of God. 353 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,421 ls this seat taken, miss? 354 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:20,090 What if l said it was? 355 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,552 Well, l guess l'd have to tell you what a mistake you've made, 356 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:26,263 and what an opportunity you've missed. 357 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:32,186 - And l guess l couldn't give you these. - How romantic. 358 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,356 - You ever hear of a 60-second romance? - No. 359 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,526 - Got a minute? - l got all night. 360 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,542 You listen up careful now. 361 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,923 Harper done did his duty for the festival with that Yankee filly. 362 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,469 Time's now come for you two to do yours. 363 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,554 Hey! You! 364 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,766 That's a mighty big noose you got there for a cat. 365 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,143 Who says it's for a cat, jug head? 366 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,938 - Why, if you even think of hurting Jezebel... - Shut your mouth now, Lester. 367 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,565 Leave that boy alone! 368 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,154 Been meaning to talk to you about Jezebel. 369 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:30,577 - ls this mutton chop at least a girlie? - She's a woman to you, Daddy. 370 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:35,499 Now, if y'all excuse us. Come on, baby. 371 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,544 Now, Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. 372 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,337 l got full confidence in him. 373 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:45,008 Son, one time l had full confidence in a fart. 374 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,262 Shat all over myself. 375 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,141 Hey, perv. 376 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,102 Hey, chick with milk jugs walk by? 377 00:30:55,770 --> 00:31:00,732 Yeah. She was heading toward the cow pasture, crying your name. 378 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,945 When you're finished with your boyfriend, you know where to find me. 379 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,366 What? 380 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:12,286 Gentlemen, 381 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,999 - l believe it is time for another toast. - Hit me, bartender. 382 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:21,628 To the ties that bind, friendship, 383 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:27,342 and in this case, the fine folks of Pleasant Valley! 384 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,139 Three queens. 385 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,223 - What? - Nothing. 386 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,517 Bitch. 387 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:39,354 You know, l feel like we're in a Confederate frat party. 388 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,773 You know what l always say? 389 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,776 The only difference between a frat boy and a gay boy 390 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,737 is a six-pack of beer. 391 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,073 You know it's true. 392 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,370 And remind Lester 393 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,415 that he has to cornhole that sissy boy. 394 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,627 l know. l know it goes against the good Lord. 395 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,836 l'll do it, Daddy! 396 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:07,257 That's nothing to get excited about, Rufus! God damn it! 397 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:11,178 - Come on, Rufus, put your weight into it. - That's right, girl! 398 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,305 Get him, Pretty Ricky. 399 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,724 Miss Angry! 400 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,645 You got angry muscles. Big-ass muscles. 401 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,188 Come on. 402 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,149 - Not you. - Hey, Rick! 403 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,275 - See you, dude. - Come on, Rick. 404 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,526 Let's go. 405 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,362 God damn. 406 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,366 Winner does the pitching, loser does the catching. 407 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,911 - Screw that. Even you're gonna get laid? - That's right. 408 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,581 - Don't whack it too hard. - Come on, girl. 409 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,709 God. 410 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,508 And to all a good night. 411 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,532 Not yet, boy. 412 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,767 Take it off. Take it all off. 413 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,114 Get away. Get away! 414 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:29,649 ls that what you want? 415 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:43,705 Nelson! 416 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,125 - Surprise! - Holy shit. 417 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,296 Oh, my God. l've been thinking about you all night. 418 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:56,635 You gonna invite me in, orjust stand there polishing your musket? 419 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,554 Damn right l'm gonna invite you in! 420 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,729 - Peek-a-boo. - Whoa. 421 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:09,856 That was fast. 422 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,943 Hey, nice to see you. 423 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,570 - Got milk? - Milk? 424 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,118 So, want to get to know each other a little bit, maybe? 425 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,995 Maybe even tell me your name. 426 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,664 Nope. 427 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,249 Yeah. 428 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:30,961 Okay. 429 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,798 Oh, my God. 430 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,803 You know, my mom never had to say to me, "Drink your milk, Poopy." 431 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,513 Poopy? 432 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:45,225 Yeah, my mom used to call me Poopy. Long story. 433 00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:47,561 Very long. 434 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:52,524 Honey, do you want to talk or have a little fun? 435 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:55,402 - Have some fun. - That's what l thought. 436 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,280 What the hell is that? ls that a milk bong? 437 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,698 Silly boy. 438 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,368 This is special moonshine l made just for you. 439 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,706 - You gonna suck it? - Look, moonshine is not really my thing. 440 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,542 l'm more into beer and things like that, and... 441 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,461 Are you a boy or a man? 442 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,549 - A man, God damn it. - Suck it, Mr. Man. 443 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,224 l prefer a nonsmoker. 444 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:28,203 The South's gonna rise again 445 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,081 Hey, Opie man. 446 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,541 l'll give you a dollar if you get ZZ Top to play some Hendrix. 447 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,210 So, how'd it go? 448 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,963 Well, it was extraordinary. 449 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:42,717 - Yeah, we talked till 3:00. Mind sex, bro. - Mind sex? 450 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,888 - Miss Ricky don't mind sex, does she? - No, she doesn't. 451 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:52,394 Looks like Cupid's arrow hit somebody in the ass last night. 452 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:56,481 Wasn't my ass that got hit. l was the one shooting the arrows. 453 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,277 Well, buttermilk pancakes! 454 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,361 - Howdy. - Hey. 455 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,280 lf it ain't our honored guests. 456 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,866 Just in time to inaugurate the grandest jubilee ever! 457 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:10,036 Well, shoot dang, Mayor Bumpkin. 458 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,291 lf this ain't the bestest festival ever. 459 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,511 l would not besmirch 460 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:31,891 the sincerity and efforts of our proud little town here 461 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,727 if l were you, sir. 462 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:38,481 A great price has been paid to ensure the success of this festival. 463 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,400 Whoa. Excuse me, sir. 464 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:44,571 We're... We're just a little hung-over, you know? Hair of the dog? 465 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:53,246 Apology accepted, Mr. Lee. 466 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,790 - Well, guess we're staying. - l guess so. 467 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,751 Hey, anybody seen Kat? 468 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,713 - Anybody seen Nelson? - Ten to one he's hitting it. 469 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,257 What did you do to Miss Kitty Cat? 470 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,302 Well, l didn't get to do anything with her, mister. 471 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:11,639 Like he said, that big rough-and-tumble Connecticut boy done stoled her from me. 472 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:12,849 Nelson? 473 00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,768 And Kat? - Sure enough. 474 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:18,063 l was doing my best to court her properly. That boy cut right in. 475 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,982 All right, y'all. Quit your dillydallying. 476 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:26,488 Boys with the boys and ladies with the ladies. 477 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:32,410 Well, now, let's all get this party started! 478 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:47,133 - You ever seen a kissing meadow? - Hell no. 479 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,762 - You want to see one? - Hell yeah. 480 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:54,808 - Man. - When in Rome... 481 00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:00,146 Come on, China girl. Let's get you all cleaned up. 482 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:07,862 - The South's gonna rise again - The South's gonna rise again 483 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:18,164 Ole Granny Boone done cooked up one hell of a roast with this one here. 484 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,167 Yes, sir. 485 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,380 Granny Boone gonna have her hands full for the festival. 486 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,508 Yeah. Can't wait to taste the rest of her at the barbecue. 487 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:33,805 You know, like l always say, two heads are better than one. 488 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:41,187 What's the deal with these people anyway, huh? 489 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,732 - lt's like a damn time tunnel. - Come on. Just admit it. 490 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,987 You guys aren't used to old-fashioned, unspoiled Southern manners. 491 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,866 - Hey, l'm digging it. This place is a trip. - Sure it is. 492 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,702 After you done turned a curious country boy 493 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,204 against all that's right and decent. 494 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,541 - He wasn't bad. For a beginner. - No shit. 495 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,089 You ever taken a turn at the shoes? 496 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:11,801 - Not since l was a kid. - That's the thing, friend. 497 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,304 You need to get better practice at the manly arts. 498 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,139 Hunting and soldiering and whatnot. 499 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:20,643 - That has what to do with horseshoes? - Horseshoes is a military game in origin. 500 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:25,565 Goes back to the ole French trappers' method of gapping mink, as they called it. 501 00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,403 She's just playing hard to get. 502 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,405 Jezebel! 503 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:57,931 Now, the good Lord has blessed each one of us with distinct virtues, 504 00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,142 and it is our responsibility as ladies 505 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:04,062 to figure out what they are and how to use them. 506 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,523 l got the gift of tongues. 507 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,567 l got it from my step-pappy, the Reverend Jonas. 508 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,445 - Bet the reverend's a very proud man. - He is. 509 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,115 l hope you all will allow us to share our ways. 510 00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:18,493 You were shy and rough, 511 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:23,873 but under them Northern exteriors, l think y'all gonna clean up real good. 512 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,418 Who wants me in their tub? 513 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,171 Nobody. And get some pants on that little dingdong of yours. 514 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,132 Shoot, Granny. Today's my turn in the barrel. 515 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,300 My, oh, my. 516 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,847 Here we are. Place where l got my first kiss. 517 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,933 Me, too. 518 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,894 Of course you, too. You're the one who kissed me. 519 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,980 You are my first cousin. 520 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:50,692 - Who else was gonna do it? - Whoa. Wait a sec. You're cousins? 521 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:53,403 Cool. 522 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,078 - Well. - l thought you'd never ask. 523 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,249 No. The napkin. 524 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,086 - Here. - You can watch from over there, 525 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,796 if you're quiet. 526 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,548 Okay. 527 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,100 Fuck, yeah. 528 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,566 You, sir, are a pig! 529 00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:34,110 - What? - A pig! 530 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,489 - You're boning your cousin and l'm the pig? - Go away, boy. 531 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:40,366 But you said l could watch. 532 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,953 - But you weren't quiet. - But you weren't quiet. 533 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,627 So, what exactly do we do here? 534 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:54,797 Gap, gentlemen. Refers to the part of the mink that's not there after the toss. 535 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,716 Most usually the head. 536 00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,594 Fuck! 537 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,518 Whatever, dude. 538 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:12,899 Excuse me. Let me get that shot there, playboy. 539 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,861 Hold my beer there, Rufie. Just watch the style. 540 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,326 Shit! Fuck y'all. 541 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,829 Philly ain't exactly horse country. 542 00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:29,207 The dog is in the house. 543 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,293 Hey, lucky. Why don't you try your luck at this? 544 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,921 Maybe it'll work out better for you. 545 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,761 - Hell is that? - lt's a mink or something. 546 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,930 Go on, gap it. 547 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,265 Gap it! 548 00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:52,146 Son of a bitch! 549 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,567 You must've gotten some! 550 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,113 You done real good. 551 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,460 - Oh, my, my, my. - So very pretty. 552 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,171 Don't you make a heavenly Southern belle. 553 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:20,591 Miss Joey, you're gonna be the next one to steal my heart. 554 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,301 l don't think so. 555 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,887 Think role-playing, babe. 556 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,015 l mean, l know my man is gonna want to hit this when he sees it. 557 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,144 Now you're talking like a real Southern lady. 558 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:33,730 Well, gosh darn it, heck. 559 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,773 Ain't you the purtiest little thing l ever saw? 560 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:37,400 Easy, Cinderella. 561 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:40,820 Well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. 562 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:45,241 By the way, Joey, your little boy Anderson's looking for you. 563 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,659 Thank God. 564 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:51,247 Saved by the bell. Leah. Ladies, have fun. 565 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:56,127 - Don't you pay her no mind. - Later, Rick. 566 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,422 Let the hoedown begin. 567 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,562 Grab your partner and give her a whirI 568 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,688 Yeah! 569 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,566 Now twinkle your hair and give it a twirl 570 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,445 SIap your backside, Iift your arms 571 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:23,696 All right! 572 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,865 'Cause the cows and the chickens ls returning to the barn 573 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,336 Little china doll, ain't you sweet 574 00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,129 Yeah! 575 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,673 l reckon you'll make a tasty treat 576 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:46,844 Now dance right up to the podium of honor 577 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,095 Yeah! 578 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,431 And let's bestow the honor upon her 579 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,392 Go IittIe China girI 580 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,477 What? 581 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:58,773 Cute butt Perky little breasts, yeah 582 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,525 I want one 583 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,695 Time has come to do what's right 584 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,155 - Right! - Right! 585 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,115 'Cause we've onIy begun to renew the fight 586 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,159 Yeah! 587 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,411 To avenge the horror That occurred in this place 588 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,038 - Yeah - Yeah 589 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:22,213 lt's your maker, now, bitch, you'll have to face. 590 00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:38,437 That Chinawoman had a lot of guts. 591 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,332 Need a hand? 592 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,463 Joey. 593 00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:11,512 - Now, where do you think you're going? - Where'd you get that? 594 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:16,309 - Your friend gave it to me. - But Ricky gave that to Kat for good luck. 595 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:22,607 - Be that as it may, it's mine now. - Sorry. That must be a mistake. 596 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:27,987 Give it back to me. l'll give it to Kat. We're getting ready to go. 597 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:33,868 - You're not leaving. - No, Peaches. We are. 598 00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,043 Good luck. 599 00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:48,007 You're right on time! 600 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:58,142 Well, well, l see the festivities are in full swing. 601 00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:03,564 - Are we enjoying ourselves yet, ladies? - Your son fucking loved it. 602 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:09,695 Our honored guest's having so much fun, he can't stand it. 603 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,530 He squealed like a pig! 604 00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:24,418 See, our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go! 605 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,878 Well, are we ready? 606 00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:29,215 l said, are we ready? 607 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,843 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 608 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:35,012 Ramming speed! 609 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,943 lt's Ricky on a sticky. 610 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,904 l love my meat pink in the middle. 611 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,995 Take him to the slaughterhouse, boys. 612 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,877 Good job, gals. 613 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:15,761 They were actually licking pie off each other's tits. 614 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:19,724 lt was so wrong, bro, but so right. 615 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,308 Southern style. 616 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,604 Corndog, you have done it. You are the man! 617 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:26,689 The man? 618 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,650 For taking 20 years to get your first piece of ass? 619 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,027 Whatever. 620 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,488 Think this is all fun and games? Look around. 621 00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:37,116 This place is fucked. 622 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,535 l mean, you don't get something for nothing. 623 00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:42,371 When was the last time you been somewhere 624 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:46,125 where there's no electricity, water, cable, 625 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,462 hot black bitches? 626 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,840 Malcolm's right. This place is fucked. 627 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:57,553 l just ran into Miss Peaches. She was wearing Kat's dog tag. 628 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,638 Said she gave it to her. 629 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:02,933 Kat would never give this away. 630 00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:07,229 And she wouldn't stay gone this long without coming back to check in. 631 00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,899 lt's not like Nelson vanished with all this free beer around. 632 00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:12,651 Wait a minute. You went off with Leah, right? 633 00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:14,653 Well, where is she now? 634 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,406 Square dancing and guest starring on "Hee Haw." 635 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:22,286 Look, bottom line, this is all bullshit. l'm tired of being the guest of honor. 636 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,998 - She's right. - l say we watch each other's backs. 637 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,751 We're in this together, right? 638 00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:31,087 You got it, bro. We tight till we all hit the road. 639 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:35,049 Good. l'll go check out the ride situation. Malcolm, you go find Leah. 640 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:38,385 You two head back to the hotels. Get whatever stuff they haven't ripped off. 641 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,596 Now, everybody act like this is all great here, okay? 642 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,849 We fucking love it. Nobody let on that we're gonna bail. 643 00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,185 Heard that. 644 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:56,028 Miss Peaches says you all might be inclining to leave town. 645 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,156 ls that so? 646 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:06,705 Y'all don't want us thinking that you're insulting our heritage, now, do you? 647 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,583 Of course not. We're thrilled to be here. 648 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:13,712 Yeah, that's right, so, you guys just excuse us. 649 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,549 Shit. 650 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,515 Sweet blade, ain't it? 651 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,812 Pretty piece of steel. 652 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:38,362 Now, l'm only gonna say it one time. 653 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:44,827 This is the most important day of the year 654 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,830 for the good citizens of Pleasant Valley. 655 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:53,127 So, y'all don't want to disappoint my kinfolk. 656 00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,255 Trust me on that. 657 00:52:57,757 --> 00:53:00,843 Yeah, you know, we don't take too well to rejection. 658 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:05,556 We've been known to react harshly to them that crosses us. 659 00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:12,188 l guess you're right, Mr. Mayor. 660 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:16,275 l guess we shouldn't be so fast to leave your fine festival. 661 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:18,652 Well, 662 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:22,156 that's right polite, Mr. Lee. 663 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,366 Right polite. 664 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:28,954 So, you all best be going. 665 00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:33,292 You don't want to miss the barbecue. 666 00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:06,450 - What do you think happened to Nelson? - Nothing happened to Nelson. 667 00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:10,996 There's a simple explanation for all of this. Don't worry, bro. 668 00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:35,271 Yep. 669 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:40,192 l always said the South ain't changed a damn. 670 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,404 Leah would get mad at me for saying that. 671 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:46,824 - You know, Kat, Ricky and me? - Yeah. 672 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,954 We've done some pretty freaky things in the past, but nothing beats this. 673 00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:54,540 Yeah. All for a free meal. 674 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,834 Ain't this a bitch? 675 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,798 Pleasant Valley. More like Death Valley. 676 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:06,385 Okay, kids. One hour. We'll regroup at the hotel. 677 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,179 Well, all righty, then. 678 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,850 l'll be seeing y'all at the barbecue tonight. 679 00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,185 Don't be late. 680 00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:19,606 Like he said, baby, don't be late. 681 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,080 Later, bro. 682 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,511 Folks. 683 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:53,098 l'd like to propose a toast. 684 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,642 To us! 685 00:55:57,145 --> 00:56:01,190 Survivors, in a spiritual sense, 686 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,444 of the worst atrocity of our times. 687 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:09,448 A war between the states! 688 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:21,627 l know you fine people of Pleasant Valley 689 00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:24,922 have suffered more than seems possible. 690 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:29,218 But one day, one day we will find rest, 691 00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:35,099 we will find peace, we will, we will be avenged. 692 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,228 And l tell you now! 693 00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:44,858 Each and every one of you sad, searching souls, 694 00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:47,444 as God is my witness, 695 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:51,198 we will never, never go hungry again. 696 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:16,265 Hey, precious. What you doing there? 697 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,894 What the hell... Shit. 698 00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:23,063 They all nasty. 699 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,910 He's got our stuff. 700 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:12,070 Heads up. 701 00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,866 Remind me to thank you later. 702 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,453 At the beach house? - On the beach. 703 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,624 So l left my cell phone in my room. 704 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:31,924 - Maybe they haven't found it yet. - Go for it. l'll stand guard. 705 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:56,698 Ricky? 706 00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:04,122 Where you going, man? 707 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,425 Ricky? 708 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,312 Not this shit again. 709 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,357 There are Iessons in this worId 710 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,359 Some are easy 711 00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:34,653 Some are hard 712 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,989 To swallllow, that is 713 00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:40,325 Fuck this. l don't even like crackers in my soup. 714 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,707 Ricky? 715 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,098 The guest of honor. We ain't expecting you till later. 716 01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:32,187 You wouldn't happen to see where my friend went through here, did you? 717 01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:36,900 No, l ain't seen nobody come through here. You see anyone come through here? 718 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,861 No, sir. Ain't seen nobody come through here, sir. 719 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,822 Nobody except us mice. 720 01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:46,034 lt ain't polite to go sneaking around a kitchen before dinner, 721 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,537 even if you is the guest of honor. 722 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:50,122 l'm sorry. 723 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:53,458 l was just going to get my best suit, in my car. 724 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:57,629 l would hate to show up at the festival underdressed. 725 01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:00,298 You wouldn't know where the cars are parked, would you? 726 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,759 They parked them things out by the barn. Ain't that right? 727 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:03,885 Yes, sir. 728 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:07,806 Your car, sir, is parked right down yonder by that there barn. 729 01:02:10,309 --> 01:02:14,813 Well, thank you kindly, gentlemen. l'll be seeing you all at the barbecue. 730 01:02:15,606 --> 01:02:17,899 We'll be seeing you, all right. 731 01:02:23,197 --> 01:02:24,239 - There once was a Iassie - There once was a Iassie 732 01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,199 - SIant-eyed, kind of sassy - SIant-eyed, kind of sassy 733 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,909 - Airs and conceit - Airs and conceit 734 01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,286 - TiII Granny she did meet - TiII Granny she did meet 735 01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:32,414 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 736 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,833 Now, listen! 737 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,252 Tired of this shit! 738 01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:42,174 Either one of you inbred country fucks 739 01:02:43,384 --> 01:02:46,845 knows where my woman is, you better tell me now. 740 01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,055 - The boy wants his bitch - The boy wants his bitch 741 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:51,141 - Yeah, the boy wants his bitch - Yeah, the boy wants his bitch 742 01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:52,893 - Sad, sad thing - Sad, sad thing 743 01:02:52,977 --> 01:02:56,730 - A boy without his bitch - A boy without his bitch 744 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:05,947 Well, it's about time, Leah. Talk about a sight for sore eyes. 745 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:10,577 Hey, babe, where you going? l don't get it. Hold on! 746 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,371 Hey, Leah! Baby! Hold up! 747 01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,693 Oh, my God. No. No. No. 748 01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:20,438 Cory. 749 01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,531 You looking for this? 750 01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:36,580 Yeah. 751 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,208 Well, here you go. 752 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,350 Slow down. 753 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,646 Okay, you win. 754 01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:05,650 Time to go home. Come on. 755 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:11,156 What the fuck? What kind of people are you? 756 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,743 Now, now, now, wait a cotton-picking minute here. 757 01:05:16,203 --> 01:05:19,664 - We thought y'all liked games. - Games? 758 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,751 What kind of motherfucking game is this? 759 01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:28,214 You Northern boys may be used to uptight ladies like Miss Joey, 760 01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:32,594 but one country fuck, and all those city girls will seem 761 01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:35,805 like nothing more than a hole in your mattress. 762 01:05:38,392 --> 01:05:40,810 What are you doing, huh? Putting in your retainer, baby? 763 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,355 You could call it that. 764 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:50,111 Help! 765 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:14,719 What? 766 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,616 - What the fuck? - Well. 767 01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:43,039 Let's see, now. We... We done took him in, 768 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,084 clothed you, fed you, 769 01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:52,799 give you a place to call home, and what'd you do to repay our gratitude? 770 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:57,971 - You done run away. - Motherfuckers! 771 01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:03,393 Need to wake up and smell the 21st Century! 772 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:11,192 Well, seems we have to impress upon him some good manners! 773 01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:26,458 Got any last requests, boy? 774 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,293 Yeah. 775 01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:30,587 Kiss my black ass. 776 01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:04,662 Next year, no more last requests. 777 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:15,381 Well, ding-dang-do. 778 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:19,260 l do believe you are trying to steal that colored boy's bike. 779 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,305 l wasn't stealing, buddy. l was just borrowing it. 780 01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:24,808 Anyway, what are you doing with the keys to that bad boy, huh? 781 01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:28,269 Well, l reckon to take a little ride myself. 782 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:33,983 Granny done said l can't, on account l gotta guard the barn all day. 783 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,860 Dumb old ugly bitch. 784 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:40,031 So, what do you say you and l, we go for a ride? 785 01:08:40,741 --> 01:08:43,076 We'll find my buddies. We'll play "Kill the Kitty." 786 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,285 You mean it? 787 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:47,664 Sure, just toss me the keys and we'll be on our way. 788 01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:51,918 Shoot. lf l go for a ride with you, 789 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:54,462 how in the heck am l supposed to guard the barn? 790 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:58,091 Well, l won't tell Granny if you won't. What do you say? 791 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,262 l say shoot, doggie! 792 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:07,100 - Ring the dinner bell. - lt's killing time. 793 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:11,479 You really don't think l'm that much of a moron, do you? 794 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,573 Can't you Northern folks be nice for once? 795 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:28,413 Well, well. 796 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:32,250 Just in time for our grand finale. 797 01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:36,921 Year after year after year, 798 01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:41,759 it all comes down to this. Don't it, Granny? 799 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,182 That it does, Bucky. 800 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,562 Too bad his little friends couldn't make it. 801 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,568 Well, that's a matter of opinion. 802 01:09:59,778 --> 01:10:02,447 Ain't it just like you Northern folk? 803 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:07,118 Always thinking you can waltz in here and bring us low. 804 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:12,790 Well, there ain't gonna be no escaping what you all got coming to you now. 805 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:17,795 So, who is going to speak our gratitude? 806 01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:21,925 Our grace for what sustains us? 807 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:29,224 My sweet Hucklebilly, will you do the honor? 808 01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:36,481 To our guests from the North, spread here at our feet, 809 01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:39,859 thanks for being such tasty meat! 810 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:53,414 The South's going to rise again 811 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,090 Now, you two gonna be impressed 812 01:11:02,174 --> 01:11:06,010 when you see the barbecue Granny's done cooked up for you! 813 01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:17,855 Missy, bet you can't eat just one. 814 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:26,322 Now, you all like dark meat? 815 01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:39,210 Now, you might be surprised, but l have always been partial to Chinese. 816 01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,259 Only problem is, 817 01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,179 hour later, l'm still hungry! 818 01:11:57,521 --> 01:12:00,940 The South wiII rise 819 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,609 The South is gonna rise again 820 01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:08,114 The South wiII rise 821 01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:10,742 The South is gonna rise again 822 01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:22,670 - The South will rise! The South will rise! - The South will rise! The South will rise! 823 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,173 - The South is gonna rise again! - The South is gonna rise again! 824 01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:28,718 - The South will rise! The South will rise! - The South will rise! The South will rise! 825 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:32,722 - The South is gonna rise again! - The South is gonna rise again! 826 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,060 We was gonna go easy on you, boy! 827 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:40,021 Being you was a fellow reb, once, at least. 828 01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:42,899 But then little missy done went and turned you! 829 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:52,575 Now, being that l'm a Southern gentleman, l'm gonna offer you a second chance. 830 01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,955 All you got to do is gut the whore! 831 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:07,590 Well, what's it gonna be, boy? 832 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,886 What's it gonna be, son? 833 01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:19,018 No time like the present. 834 01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:30,405 Here you go. 835 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,409 lt's just like gutting a possum, honey. 836 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,929 Welcome back, son. 837 01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:57,473 To the glory 838 01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:00,601 and the honor. 839 01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:05,815 - Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. - Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. Kill her. 840 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:07,817 - Kill her. - Kill her. 841 01:14:08,193 --> 01:14:10,528 l'll take your glory and honor. 842 01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:13,698 And l'll shove it right up your ass. 843 01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:18,911 You okay? 844 01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:22,957 - Fuck those maniacs! - Guess that means yes. 845 01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:26,752 Go get that Yankee traitor! 846 01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:43,311 - Where the fuck did she come from? - You'll never kill me again! 847 01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,687 They're everywhere! 848 01:14:44,771 --> 01:14:46,939 l thought we'd found a way to put yourself up to death. 849 01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:51,777 Thinking about your lost cat, you Northern folk? 850 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,029 Ain't that right? 851 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:59,869 Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord. Down into the fiery pits of hell with you. 852 01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:03,331 lt burns. Burn thy sins and the sins of thy father. 853 01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:06,959 No, they did this! Bring back my baby! 854 01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:17,470 Y'all stand back. 855 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,557 They're mine now. 856 01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:41,744 - Let me go! - This ain't my first barbecue, son! 857 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,961 And it surely won't be my last. 858 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:58,261 Duel of honor. Man to man. 859 01:16:58,697 --> 01:16:59,947 Anderson! 860 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,016 No! 861 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:33,064 Please, son! l beg of you! 862 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:36,734 - Not my good eye! - l'll do it. l swear l'll do it. 863 01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:39,570 You'll be whistling "Dixie" out of your eye socket unless you let us go. 864 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:47,244 We'll let you go! l swear it! Word of honor! 865 01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,749 - Word of honor? - Southerner to Southerner. 866 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,669 Gentleman to gentleman. 867 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:57,922 Word of honor. 868 01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:01,300 Let them go. Both of them. 869 01:18:01,968 --> 01:18:03,469 Set them free! 870 01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:22,196 Come on, boy. Take a ride. 871 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,241 Only one way out, Mr. Lee. 872 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,619 Right this way! 873 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:37,128 - Are you with me? - All the way. 874 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:39,547 Charge! 875 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,448 An eye for an eye. 876 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,105 Hey, hey, hey! 877 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,191 Hey, what's your problem, boy, charging in like that? 878 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:43,527 Look, you gotta help us. l know it's crazy, okay, 879 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:47,573 but the people at Pleasant Valley, they put this detour sign on the road... 880 01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:49,325 They killed our friends! 881 01:19:49,409 --> 01:19:52,536 They barbecued them and fucking ate our friends! 882 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,664 - What in God's name are you talking about? - And then they... 883 01:19:56,708 --> 01:19:59,251 And then they started killing us, one by one. 884 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:00,461 Pleasant Valley, you say? 885 01:20:00,545 --> 01:20:02,713 Yeah. Yeah. You know Pleasant Valley, right? 886 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,800 - Yeah, l know it, all right. - Everything okay? 887 01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:10,596 l think you and me need to take a little ride. 888 01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:18,706 Ought to lock you both up for wasting my precious time. 889 01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,708 This here's your Pleasant Valley. 890 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:24,712 Ain't nothing but a graveyard been here for the last 150 years. 891 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:29,049 No. There was a town here. Full of people. 892 01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:31,844 - We saw them. - lf l had a dollar 893 01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:34,388 for every drunken college kid come hollering about flesh-eating ghouls, 894 01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:36,932 - l could have retired years... - No, you're full of shit! 895 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,852 - Hey! Hey! - All right, all right, stop, stop, stop! 896 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,773 We're sorry. lt was... lt was a joke. 897 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,068 A prank? 898 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,658 l guess the poor souls of these fine people who died at the hands 899 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:58,037 of you Northern heathens ain't so partial to yourjoke. 900 01:21:58,121 --> 01:22:00,039 lt's called respect, son. 901 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:18,682 "To the 2,001 innocent Confederate citizens of Pleasant Valley 902 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:22,603 "laid to waste on this very spot by renegade Yanks 903 01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:24,396 "in the war between the states. 904 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:27,024 "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. 905 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:31,528 "Never will they rest until, one for one, they are avenged." 906 01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:34,740 lt's dated April 22. 907 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:37,326 That's today. 908 01:22:39,746 --> 01:22:41,538 But they're all dead. 909 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,548 Come on. 910 01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,932 Fuck you, Pleasant Valley. 911 01:23:06,272 --> 01:23:10,442 Eye for an eye, Mr. Lee. Eye for an eye. 912 01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:02,661 Damn Yankees.