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WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE
BEEN A FUCKING SMOKER?
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THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO
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WITH HER BEING IN
SUCH WONDERFUL SHAPE.
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THE CAUSE OF OUR TROUBLE
HERE WAS OUR INABILITY
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TO COME UP WITH A DRUG,
SHORT OF PAINT THINNER,
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THAT WOULD BE AT LEAST
SOMEWHAT NOVEL TO HER SYSTEM.
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SHE'S BUILT UP
A TOLERANCE
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TO EVERYTHING.
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A TOLERANCE?
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SHE'S TAKING HER
FUCKING AFTERNOON NAP.
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SHUT UP, IGBY!
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WE'RE FINE.
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IT'S ALL THE
FUCKING TENNIS.
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AH.
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IT'S ALMOST 6:00.
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IGBY.
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...BAY STATE COLLEGE.
I MEAN, THEY'VE DONE IT ALREADY.
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THEY'LL DO IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
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BUT I KNOW
THEY'LL DO IT.
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LET'S ALL
DRINK TO BAY STATE.
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NO, LET'S DRINK TO JULIA.
HAVE YOU MET HER YET?
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IF SHE'S ANYTHING
LIKE HER SISTER...
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AW, NO, WE'LL
DRINK TO JOHNNY AND JULIA
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AND BAY STATE POWER AND
LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND...
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OH, HERE YOU ARE.
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FOR THE LOVE OF PETE,
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IT'S THE WITCH
AND DOPEY.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
UP HERE BEFORE.
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IT'S AWFULLY
QUAINT, ISN'T IT?
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WE LIKE IT.
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DAD, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING BACK TO WORK?
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SOON.
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY
SICK ANYMORE.
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NO.
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NO, NOT REALLY SICK.
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BUT NOT
COMPLETELY WELL.
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NOT YET, I
DON'T THINK.
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WHEN WILL YOU
BE BETTER?
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IN THE SPRING.
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THE SPRING?
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MMM-HMM. I'M NO
GOOD IN THE WINTER.
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THESE GRAY DAYS...
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THEY'RE SO SAD.
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WHAT ABOUT
NEXT WINTER?
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JASON, TELL ME, DEAREST,
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ARE YOU PLANNING ON
BATHING THIS WEEK?
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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IT SEEMS TO HAVE SLIPPED
YOUR MIND LAST WEEK.
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BUT I'M NOT DIRTY.
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NO, NOT DIRTY,
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I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE
NOTHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
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DIRTY FOR QUITE
SOME TIME NOW.
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BUT YOU DO
REEK, DARLING,
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OF TOBACCO FROM
YOUR YELLOW TOENAILS
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TO YOUR YELLOW
FINGERNAILS
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TO YOUR YELLOW TEETH
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TO YOUR YELLOW HAIR.
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SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED.
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ME?
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A PIECE OF GRISTLE.
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NOT ON AN EMPTY
STOMACH, DEAR.
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EXCUSE ME.
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BOYS, YOUR
MOTHER WAS QUITE RIGHT
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TO HAVE CHASTISED ME.
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GOOD PERSONAL
HYGIENE
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IS ONE OF THE MOST
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ESSENTIAL DISCIPLINES
A MAN CAN HAVE
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IN THIS WORLD.
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CHIN-CHIN!
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DON'T INDULGE
HIM ANYMORE, JASON.
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HOW CAN ANYONE BE
AFRAID OF A CLOWN?
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JUST LEAVE HIM.
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C'MON, OLD MAN.
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THIS IS NO WAY TO BE
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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EVERYBODY'S
GONE HOME.
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THERE'S NOBODY
LEFT DOWNSTAIRS.
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IT'S JUST YOU
AND ME, NOW.
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HEY.
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IT'S JUST
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YOU AND ME, OLD MAN.
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HMM?
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IF HEAVEN IS
SUCH A WONDERFUL PLACE,
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THEN HOW WAS
GETTING CRUCIFIED
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SUCH A BIG
FUCKING SACRIFICE?
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MRS. SLOCUMB,
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IT'S WONDERFUL
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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I HOPE YOU DROVE.
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NO MORE BEAUTIFUL
PLACE ON GOD'S EARTH
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THAN CONNECTICUT
AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
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OLIVER DROVE ME
DOWN FROM THE CITY.
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PLEASE. PLEASE.
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YES, AND CONGRATULATIONS
ON OLIVER.
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I HEAR HE'S ALREADY
ESTABLISHED HIMSELF
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AS THE CREAM OF THE
COLUMBIA FRESHMAN CROP.
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WE DO TAKE A LOT OF PRIDE
IN SEEING OUR BOYS SUCCEED.
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BUT OF COURSE,
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WE'RE HERE TO DISCUSS
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IGBY.
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HONOR ROLL.
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HONOR ROLL?
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YOU FLUNKED
EVERYTHING.
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NOT EVEN A "D"
IN ART THIS TIME.
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DID YOU ENJOY MAKING
ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU DON'T KNOW?
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POOR MRS. SLOCUMB
DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE
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WHAT OLD IGBY
IS UP TO.
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DITHERING,
FOOLISH WOMAN.
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DID YOU
ENJOY THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
NO!
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THEN WHAT ARE YOU?
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A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU DON'T KNOW? LIAR!
LIAR! YOU LITTLE LIAR!
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HOW DARE YOU! AND
WHERE WERE YOU
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WHEN YOUR BROTHER WAS
FLUNKING OUT OF SCHOOL?
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I WAS IN COLLEGE.
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IGBY IS NOT MY FAULT.
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DID YOU EVEN,
FOR A SECOND,
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THINK ABOUT HOW THIS
REFLECTS UPON ME?
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NO.
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I AM NOT GOING TO GO
THROUGH THIS AGAIN.
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YOU HAD A CHANCE. YOU
FLUNKED EVERYTHING.
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THAT'S ALMOST IMPRESSIVE,
ACTUALLY. IT REALLY IS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN TO YOU NOW, MISTER?
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR
STERLING PERFORMANCE
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IS GOING TO
TAKE YOU NOW...
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LITTLE MAN?
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HMM?
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CHOATE?
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♪
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CADET REPORT!
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OH, SHIT!
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2ND WATCH
IS EARLY.
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LIGHTS OUT!
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♪
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IN YOUR BUNKS!
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YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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ALL RIGHT, MR. PATTERSON,
LIGHTS OUT!
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WHAT PART OF
"LIGHTS OUT"
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
PATTERSON?
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TURTLE. THE SPRAY!
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IN YOUR BUNK, MISTLETOE!
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♪ FALLING DOWN THE ROAD
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♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIGHT
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♪ SAY TO MYSELF YOU'RE GONNA
BE HERE ALL NIGHT ♪
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ALL RIGHT, FREDRICK,
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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♪ TRY TO FIND MYSELF AND GO
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TURTLE!
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BOTH OF YOU,
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LIGHTS OUT!
IN YOUR BUNKS!
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♪ THAT WAY YOU KNOW YOU'LL
SEE YOU'LL NEVER GO SLOW ♪
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♪ SEE YOURSELF ON
A THOUSAND TIMES ♪
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♪ I TRYING MAKE MYSELF
I'M NEVER GONNA CRY ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW THE WAY
IN THE DAY I FALL ♪
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THIS IS YOUR
GODFATHER, IGBY.
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ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?
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THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT
COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU,
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MILITARY SCHOOL. BEST
THING IN THE WORLD.
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TO GET OUT OF THAT
COMFORTABLE WORLD
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YOU WERE RAISED IN.
STRIKE OUT ON YOUR OWN.
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YOU KNOW THOSE EAST COAST
COUNTRY CLUB SCHOOLS
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DO YOU NO GOOD IN
THE REAL WORLD.
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IT MIGHT BE TOUGH NOW, BUT
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU TOUGH.
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UNLIKE THE REST OF YOUR
CODDLED CONTEMPORARIES.
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FIRE!
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00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,415
AND IGBY GOES DOWN.
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BET YOU'VE MADE
SOME, UH, REAL BUDDIES.
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HAVEN'T YOU, IGBY?
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IGBY HAS BUDDIES.
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HAVEN'T YOU GOT
BUDDIES, IGBY?
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MANY.
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YOU HAVE THAT BUDDY WITH
THE CUTE LITTLE NAME.
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THAT, UH, THAT LITTLE
BUDDY, TORTOISE.
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TURTLE.
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TURTLE?
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TURTLE.
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HE WAS MY
BEST BUDDY.
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THEN HIS RIFLE BACKFIRED
AND BLEW HIS FACE OFF.
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WE ALL LEARNED A
VALUABLE LESSON
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ABOUT WEAPON
MAINTENANCE THAT DAY.
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WHY DIDN'T THE
SCHOOL INFORM ME?
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IT WASN'T THE
SCHOOL'S FAULT.
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THEY WERE
GREAT ABOUT IT.
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PAID FOR THE DRY-CLEANING
AND EVERYTHING.
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NOT BECAUSE
THEY HAD TO,
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BUT BECAUSE IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
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I BELIEVE THAT, UM,
CERTAIN PEOPLE IN LIFE
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ARE MEANT TO FALL
BY THE WAYSIDE,
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TO SERVE
AS WARNINGS
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FOR THE
REST OF US.
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SIGNPOSTS
ALONG THE WAY.
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TO WHERE?
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SUCCESS.
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OUR FATHER WOULD BE
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A "SLIPPERY WHEN SCHIZOPHRENIC"
SIGN, FOR INSTANCE.
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00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,779
ALONG THE HIGHWAY
OF LIFE.
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THIS SUMMER
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I WANT YOU TO COME
AND WORK FOR ME.
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00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,754
WORK WITH MY CREW.
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00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:38,225
RENOVATE SOME OF MY
NEW YORK PROPERTIES.
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00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,061
YOU UP TO BEIN' EXPLOITED
BY YOUR OLD PAL THIS SUMMER?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, IGBY?
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STAY AT YOUR SUMMER
HOUSE AT THE HAMPTONS?
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00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,837
UH, ON THE WEEKENDS.
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I'M YOUR MAN, SIR.
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GOOD!
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00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,775
GOOD! WHEN ARE YOU HEADED
BACK TO THE ACADEMY?
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0700 TOMORROW
MORNING, SIR.
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♪
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00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,919
♪ YOU KNOW THAT FEELING
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00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,955
♪ THERE UPON THE CEILING
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00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,590
♪ SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN
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00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,960
♪ YOU'VE GOTTA TWIST
THAT THROTTLE ♪
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00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,794
♪ DRINK THAT BOTTLE
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00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,931
♪ BOY, YOU'LL BE A SUPERMAN
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♪ THE WORLD IS WAITING
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00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,468
♪ YOUR HEART IS SHAKING
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00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,704
♪ YOU'RE DROWNING BUT
AT LEAST YOU'RE CLEAN ♪
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♪ BUT LIVING'S EASY,
DYING'S EASY ♪
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SORRY.
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♪ SOMETHING IN BETWEEN
TO THRILL ME ♪
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♪ NUMBER ONE PURE ALCOHOL
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♪ I FUEL YOU UP YOU
FOOL YOURSELF ♪
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"THIS LETTER
IS TO INFORM YOU,
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"THE RECIPIENT,
THAT MY SON,
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"THE BEARER OF
THIS LETTER,
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"HAS MY PERMISSION TO
USE MY CREDIT CARD... "
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YOU CAN TAKE YOUR
BREAK NOW, KEVIN.
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THANK YOU.
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00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,401
MAY I HELP YOU, SON?
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YEAH, I NEED A ROOM.
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00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,238
AND YOU HAVE
A RESERVATION?
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00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,806
I ASSUME MY
MOTHER MADE ONE.
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UNDER HER NAME?
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00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,178
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER?
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00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,213
YEP.
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00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,252
NO. NO RESERVATION
UNDER THAT NAME.
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00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,087
THAT IS SO TYPICAL.
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00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,855
IN TOWN LOOKING AT
SCHOOLS, ARE YOU?
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00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,357
YEAH, COLLEGES.
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00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,858
SHE HAD TO FLY HOME.
244
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,728
I HAVE A BROTHER, A TEENAGER.
BIT OF A PROBLEM.
245
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,096
EVERY FAMILY
HAS ONE.
246
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,331
YEAH.
247
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,833
SO WHAT COLLEGES ARE
YOU LOOKIN' AT, SON?
248
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,301
ALL OF 'EM, REALLY.
249
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,238
JUST SO LONG
AS IT'S HERE.
250
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,872
HERE IN THE MIDWEST.
251
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,541
I HEAR YA.
252
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,547
HELLO, IS GEORGIE THERE?
OH, HE ISN'T?
253
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,549
THIS IS, UH,
MR. SLOCUMB,
254
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,784
GEORGIE'S FAVORITE
TEACHER FROM THE ACADEMY.
255
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,354
WHO ARE YOU?
256
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,290
REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW
GEORGIE HAD A SISTER.
257
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,692
WELL, UH, I'M JUST IN
TOWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE
258
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,062
AT THE, UH,
O'HARE HILTON.
259
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,566
YEAH, BUT, LISTEN,
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
260
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,572
YEAH, BUT I'M AN INCREDIBLY
COOL AND YOUNG TEACHER.
261
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,242
WHY? HOW
OLD ARE YOU?
262
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,246
REALLY?
263
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,249
YOU SOUND
OLDER THAN 11.
264
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,618
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
PROBABLY ALL THE CIGARETTES.
265
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,255
HELLO?
266
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,723
MIMI SLOCUMB, PLEASE.
267
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,058
YES, THIS IS SHE.
268
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,859
I'M CALLING FROM
THE O'HARE HILTON.
269
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,780
HI.
270
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,451
YOU CAN STAND AT
ATTENTION THERE, SLOCUMB.
271
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,692
WHAT EXACTLY
272
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,462
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING HERE, SLOCUMB?
273
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,832
THE RITZ-CARLTON
WAS FULL.
274
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,336
YOU KNOW I'M VERY
TENSE THESE DAYS,
275
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,105
VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT
ALL OF IGBY'S TROUBLE.
276
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,307
MY SON IN DRUG CAMP,
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
277
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,843
AND THEN YOU MAKE ME
SO VERY, VERY CROSS.
278
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,345
AND I TAKE THE TROUBLE
279
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,114
TO TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY
WHAT I REQUIRE,
280
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149
A HALF A GRAPEFRUIT...
281
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,116
MIMI.
282
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,384
LET'S, UM,
283
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,020
LET'S GET OFF
THE MAID, MIMI.
284
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,855
HELP!
285
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,057
SUPER CADET
286
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,359
HAS GOT THIS BIG
SMILE ON HIS FACE.
287
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,627
NO ONE TAKES
HIM SERIOUSLY.
288
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,330
NO ONE KNOWS THAT HE'S
BEEN EXPELLED THAT MORNING.
289
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,699
THEY SCREAM
290
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,369
"JUMP," AND SURPRISE,
291
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,338
HE DOES A SWAN DIVE
ONTO THE PAVEMENT.
292
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,707
YOU CAN STILL SEE THE
STAIN IN THE PAVEMENT
293
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,410
WHERE HIS HEAD
POPPED OPEN.
294
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,645
EVERY MORNING, I USED TO
USE THAT BLOTCH TO KNOW
295
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,515
WHERE TO LINE UP FOR
BREAKFAST FORMATION.
296
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,917
DO YOU CONTEMPLATE
SUICIDE?
297
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,319
CONSTANTLY.
298
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,888
NO. YOU TOTALLY MISSED
THE POINT OF MY STORY.
299
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:02,855
HAVE I?
300
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,157
YEAH, COMPLETELY.
301
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,093
IT'S ABOUT THE HYPOCRISY
OF THE PLACE,
302
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,527
WHICH I COULDN'T
TOLERATE.
303
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,530
YOU LET ME DO MY JOB,
AND YOU DO YOURS.
304
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,099
I'M TRYING TO
FUCKING HELP YOU.
305
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,200
YOU THINK I
NEED HELP?
306
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,234
APPARENTLY.
307
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,570
YOU THINK THAT I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB?
308
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,706
WELL, I MEAN,
NO OFFENSE,
309
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674
BUT HOW GOOD COULD YOU BE,
WORKING AT THIS PLACE?
310
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,843
YOU KNOW, I CAN
ONLY BE AS EFFECTIVE
311
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,445
AS YOU ALLOW
ME TO BE.
312
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,447
JUST TRIED TO HELP
YOU WITH MY STORY.
313
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,183
HOW DID YOU FEEL
ABOUT WHAT THE BOY DID?
314
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,252
I FEEL LIKE HE
SHOULD'VE REALLY
315
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,087
RECONSIDERED HIS
FUCKING OPTIONS,
316
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,188
DON'T YOU?
317
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,523
WHAT ARE
YOUR OPTIONS?
318
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,057
I DON'T KNOW YET.
319
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,360
WHO WERE YOU TRYING TO
HURT WITH THE PILLS?
320
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,230
NOBODY. I WAS
IMPROVISING AS I WENT.
321
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,031
I ACTUALLY DIDN'T GIVE
IT A LOT OF THOUGHT.
322
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,234
I THINK THAT YOU
ARE MUCH MORE AWARE
323
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,768
THAN EVEN
YOU REALIZE.
324
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,370
YEAH? WELL,
325
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,539
YOU'RE AN
IDIOT, SO...
326
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,907
WHAT THE
FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
327
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,643
I DON'T LIKE BEING
CALLED AN IDIOT.
328
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,312
YOU PRICK! YOU CAN'T
FUCKING HIT ME!
329
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,718
NEXT FALL, YOU'LL BE STARTING
AT YET ANOTHER SCHOOL, IGBY.
330
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,588
ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO MAKE
AN EFFORT THIS TIME AROUND?
331
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,662
I'M CONSIDERING
MY OPTIONS.
332
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,631
AM I TO UNDERSTAND
333
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,099
YOU HAVE 4
SEPARATE DOCTORS
334
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,834
ALL WRITING YOU
PRESCRIPTIONS?
335
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,336
IT'S A POINT
OF CONVENIENCE.
336
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,938
WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THE
OTHERS ARE PRESCRIBING! TSK!
337
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,141
MY DEAR MAN, I ASSURE
YOU, I NEED MY PEPPIES.
338
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,009
PERHAPS IF YOU CUT
DOWN ON THE VALIUM
339
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,344
AND THE SLEEPING PILLS,
340
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,679
YOU'D HAVE MORE ENERGY.
341
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,447
WITHOUT THEM I
GET VERY TENSE.
342
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,848
YOU GET TENSE
BECAUSE YOU
343
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,017
POP SPEED LIKE CANDY.
344
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,986
BAD MRS. SLOCUMB.
345
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,155
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
346
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,923
PATIENTS ACTUALLY
TOLERATE
347
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,293
THIS CHEEKY-LITTLE-SHIT
ROUTINE OF YOURS?
348
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,428
FIND IT CUTE, DO THEY?
349
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,529
MRS. SLOCUMB...
350
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,562
OUT!
351
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,273
I'M NOT WELL.
352
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,441
YOU MEAN LITERALLY?
353
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,710
YES, LITERALLY.
THEY'VE RUN TESTS.
354
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,013
THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.
355
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,015
AS NICE A PLACE AS ANY
TO SPEND THE SPRING, HUH?
356
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,617
ROUND OUT YOUR
ROUGH EDGES.
357
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,185
THIS'LL DO FOR YA.
358
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,787
I STILL WANT YOU TO COME
AND WORK FOR ME THIS SUMMER,
359
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,523
IGBY.
360
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,958
STAY WITH BUNNY AND ME AT THE SUMMER HOUSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
361
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,126
YEAH.
362
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,695
NOW, LISTEN, THE
REASON, UH, THAT MIMI,
363
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,832
YOUR MOTHER, HASN'T
BEEN ABLE TO...
364
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,667
VISIT YOU, I'M
SURE SHE WANTED TO.
365
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,536
SHE WENT TO
THE HOSPITAL
366
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,304
FOR A BIT OF A
REST, AND, UH,
367
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,172
THEY DISCOVERED
SOMETHING ELSE.
368
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,708
SOMETHING RATHER...
RATHER BAD.
369
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,377
SHE'S GETTING
TREATMENT FOR IT
370
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,580
AND EVERYBODY'S DAMN CONFIDENT
SHE'LL BE FINE, BUT...
371
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,715
YOU KNOW WHAT
MASTECTOMY IS?
372
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,487
YOUR HOUSE...
373
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,088
IT'S ON THE
BEACH, RIGHT?
374
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,858
CONTRACT.
375
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,193
IT'S A CONTRACT.
376
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,062
SEE, FAMILIES SHOULD
BE RUN LIKE COMPANIES
377
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,897
WITH EVERYBODY'S
RESPONSIBILITIES
378
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,666
CLEARLY DEFINED.
379
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,734
CHILDREN, AT THE
AGE OF REASON,
380
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,703
SHOULD BE PROVIDED WITH
LEGAL REPRESENTATION
381
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,273
AND A CONTRACT
DRAWN UP.
382
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,841
ALL THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS
ARE BASED ON CONTRACTS.
383
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,110
BUNNY AND I
HAVE A CONTRACT.
384
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,446
NOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA
COME AND WORK FOR ME...
385
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,515
WE'RE GONNA HAVE ONE.
386
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,617
AND THAT PIECE
OF PAPER, IGBY,
387
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,252
IS YOUR CLEAN SLATE.
388
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,560
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD JUST
TAKE A LATER SHUTTLE
389
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,061
BACK TO D.C.
390
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,963
MMM, I'M PAST THE
WORST OF IT, I THINK.
391
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,569
I'M MEETING THAT DEAN FROM
SAINT ANTHONY'S, MCKAYE,
392
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,405
IN THE MORNING,
TO BEG HIM
393
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,407
TO ADMIT YOUR
BROTHER THIS FALL.
394
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,542
A MOTHER'S WORK
IS NEVER DONE.
395
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,277
MMM. D.H. IS
COLLECTING IGBY TODAY?
396
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,645
YEAH.
397
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,080
HE'S PICKING HIM
UP FROM "THE CAMP."
398
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,784
WHAT A GREAT INVESTMENT
THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE.
399
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,156
GETTING TO HEAR, FOR 2
MONTHS, ON A WEEKLY BASIS,
400
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,258
JUST HOW MUCH
MY SON HATES ME.
401
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,295
THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF HIS
FAVORITE TOPICS OF CONVERSATION.
402
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,464
HIS CREATION WAS AN
ACT OF ANIMOSITY.
403
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,533
WHY SHOULDN'T
HIS LIFE BE ONE?
404
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,807
LISTEN, OLLIE,
THIS SUMMER,
405
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,577
IGBY'S GOING TO BUNK WITH YOU
AT COLUMBIA DURING THE WEEK.
406
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,846
YOU BOTH CAN GO TO THE
HAMPTONS ON THE WEEKENDS.
407
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,981
YES, OF COURSE.
408
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,417
I'LL BABY-SIT IGBY
ALL SUMMER LONG.
409
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,654
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE BEEN
A VERY BAD OLDER BROTHER.
410
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,792
AND YET
YOU'RE THE ONE HE HATES.
411
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:38,331
BASICALLY, IT'S
LIKE REVERSE DARWINISM.
412
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:42,335
A SITUATION IN WHICH
A LESS EVOLVED SPECIES
413
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,170
IS BETTER EQUIPPED
TO SURVIVE
414
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,473
THAN A MORE
EVOLVED CREATURE.
415
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,974
WHICH, IF YOU
THINK ABOUT IT,
416
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,343
ISN'T REALLY
REVERSE DARWINISM,
417
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,511
SO MUCH AS
418
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,813
BIGGER-PICTURE
DARWINISM, IF YOU WILL.
419
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,082
WHAT?
420
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,495
TOMMY?
421
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,496
UH, YEAH.
422
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,697
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
423
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,532
DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE
WERE OUT THERE FOR, UH...
424
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,701
T-T-TOMMY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
425
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,968
OH, NOTHING.
426
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,203
DID YOU HEAR
THE LOCKS?
427
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,538
IT NEEDS OIL,
428
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,639
OR SOMETHING.
429
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,707
I'LL FIX THAT.
430
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,375
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS GUY.
431
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,177
LOOK AT THIS STRAPPING YOUNG
WORKING HUNK OF MANHOOD.
432
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:28,147
THAT'S MY
GODSON, IGBY.
433
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,216
EVER HEAR THAT
NAME, "IGBY"?
434
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:33,019
IT'S FUNNY. YOU MET HIS BROTHER
OLLIE AT THE OFFICE THE OTHER DAY.
435
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,454
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
436
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,389
HOW YOU DOIN'?
437
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,624
GOOD.
438
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,227
IGBY. IGBY.
439
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,564
HOW YOU DOIN'?
440
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,866
WELL, YOU'RE
DOIN' "WELL."
441
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,936
♪
442
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:55,575
HOW'S THE WORK COMIN'
ALONG THERE, UH, STUD?
443
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,710
UM, WELL?
444
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,245
DO WE NEED THIS WALL?
445
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,381
3,000 SQUARE FEET OVER!
446
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,383
WE GOT THE... YOU
GOT NEW PLUMBING,
447
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,953
WHAT DO YOU CALL, RISERS,
SO WE HAVE VERY...
448
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,788
WE'VE GOT
27 WINDOWS.
449
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,725
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU LITTLE REPTILE?
450
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,562
LOOK AT THIS.
451
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,368
♪ YOU GOT A GREAT CAR
452
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,571
♪ YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT TODAY ♪
453
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,072
♪ I USED TO HAVE ONE TOO
454
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,907
♪ MAYBE I'LL COME
AND HAVE A LOOK ♪
455
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,576
♪ I REALLY LOVE
456
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,944
IGBY!
457
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,546
HI, HONEY!
458
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,348
♪ SEE WHERE LOOKIN'
PRETTY COOL WILL GET YA ♪
459
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,457
♪ SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
460
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,459
♪ OH, YEAH I WAIT TABLES TOO
461
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,127
♪ NO, I HAVEN'T
HEARD YOUR BAND ♪
462
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,796
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GUYS
ARE PRETTY NEW ♪
463
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,798
♪ BUT IF YOU DIG
464
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,500
♪ ON VEGAN FOOD
465
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,301
♪ COME OVER TO MY WORK
466
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,903
♪ I'LL HAVE THEM
COOK YOU SOMETHIN' ♪
467
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,971
♪ THAT YOU'LL REALLY LOVE
468
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,807
♪ 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU
469
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,609
♪ YEAH, I LIKE YOU
470
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:06,178
♪ AND I'M FEELIN' SO
BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU ♪
471
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,280
♪ YEAH, I LIKE YOU
472
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,916
♪ YEAH, I LIKE YOU
473
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,819
♪ AND I FEEL, WHOA, WHOO
474
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,989
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH
475
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,562
IT'S NOT THAT
COLD OUT HERE.
476
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,163
NO.
477
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,799
WHO ARE YOU?
478
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,867
SOOKIE.
479
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,968
SOOKIE?
480
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,537
SOOKIE SAPPERSTEIN.
481
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:31,704
YEAH?
482
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:33,405
YEAH.
483
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,278
ARE YOU SOMEBODY'S
DAUGHTER?
484
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,980
YES, I'M SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER.
485
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,149
I MEAN SOMEBODY
HERE AT THIS PARTY.
486
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,184
NO.
487
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,719
THEN WHY ARE
YOU HERE?
488
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,056
I'M WITH THE
CATERING COMPANY.
489
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,624
THE WOMAN HIRED
US FOR THE PARTY.
490
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,293
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M DRESSED
LIKE A FIGURE SKATER?
491
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,062
OH.
492
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,197
BUNNY HIRED YOU.
493
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,932
SHE'S MY GODMOTHER.
494
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:05,471
ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT.
HER HUSBAND, D.H. BANES,
495
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,506
HE'S MY GODFATHER.
496
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,208
HEY, ARE THOSE CLOVES?
497
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,545
OUTSTANDING!
CAN I BUM ONE?
498
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:17,516
NO.
499
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,255
GOT A LIGHT?
500
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:27,960
AND A CIGARETTE?
501
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:39,839
WELL RACHEL, I SEE YOU'VE,
UH, YOU'VE MET THE BOYS.
502
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,207
ACTUALLY WE'VE
ALREADY MET.
503
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,042
BUNNY, RACHEL IS
THE CHOREOGRAPHER
504
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,543
I WAS TELLING
YOU ABOUT,
505
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,679
WHO'S RENTING THAT COMMERCIAL
SPACE FROM US ON...
506
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,848
DOWN IN SOHO,
USING IT AS A STUDIO.
507
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,882
REMEMBER?
508
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,317
HOW WONDERFUL.
509
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,552
BOYS...
510
00:25:56,455 --> 00:26:00,059
IT'S SO WONDERFUL YOU
COULD COME AND STAY.
511
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,461
IGBY, I COULD JUST
EAT YOU WITH A SPOON.
512
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:03,930
DON'T.
513
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,800
NOW, WHEN DID
YOU GET OUT OF CAMP?
514
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,368
2 MONTHS AGO.
515
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,779
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR D.H.
ALL SUMMER LONG.
516
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,471
THAT'S WHY I'M
HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
517
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,773
YES, MY WIFE
IS THE, UM,
518
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,042
PHILANTHROPIST OF
THE... OF THE FAMILY.
519
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,277
ESPECIALLY FOND OF
DANCE, AREN'T YOU DEAR?
520
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,147
D.H., UM, LOOK.
PULL AROUND.
521
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,281
HERE WE GO.
522
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,983
WE HAVE GUESTS
BEHIND US.
523
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,152
OH, YES. YES.
THE GUESTS. I SEE.
524
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,186
I SEE.
525
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,791
SO, ARE YOU TWO IN
SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?
526
00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:33,092
I'M AT COLUMBIA,
527
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,127
AND AS FAR AS THIS YEAR'S
CHALLENGE FOR IGBY,
528
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:36,495
WE'RE STILL
WAITING TO HEAR BACK
529
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,898
FROM THIS REALLY FUN
PAROCHIAL SCHOOL IN D.C.
530
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,099
"PERCHANCE TO DREAM."
531
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,168
HE'S ALREADY DONE
THE PROTESTANT CIRCUIT.
532
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,070
MOM MUST HAVE SOME
COMPROMISING PHOTOS
533
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,672
OF THE HEAD PRIEST
WITH AN ALTAR BOY
534
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,674
FOR THEM TO EVEN BE
CONSIDERING IGBY.
535
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,508
WE'RE ALL AT A BIT
OF A LOSS AS TO...
536
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,378
WHENEVER I'M AT A LOSS,
I, UH, DIP INTO RILKE.
537
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,817
RILKE? OH, THAT
TORTURES ME.
538
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,418
EVERY CHRISTMAS,
SOME ASSHOLE
539
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,353
GIVES ME THIS COPY
OF YOUNG POET
540
00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,690
WITH THIS PATRONIZING
NOTE ON THE INSIDE FLAP
541
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,792
ABOUT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED
TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
542
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,960
MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ
IT BEFORE YOU JUDGE IT.
543
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,361
I'M PRETTY
CONFIDENT.
544
00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,864
AFTER ALL, ONE OF THE
COPIES WAS FROM YOU.
545
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,934
I'M OLIVER, AND THIS IS
MY LITTLE BROTHER, IGBY.
546
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,769
WHAT KIND OF A
NAME IS "IGBY"?
547
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,637
IT'S THE KIND OF A
NAME THAT SOMEONE
548
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,773
NAMED SOOKIE IS IN NO
POSITION TO QUESTION.
549
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,041
SOOKIE?
550
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,442
SOOKIE, WHERE DO
YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
551
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,677
BENNINGTON.
552
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,713
OLLIE'S MAJORING IN
NEO-FASCISM AT COLUMBIA.
553
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:27,780
ECONOMICS.
554
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,881
SEMANTICS.
555
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,016
WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?
556
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,818
ATTITUDE.
557
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,319
I'VE GOTTA GET
BACK TO THE BAR.
558
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,487
THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED.
559
00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:37,223
CATCH YOU KIDS LATER.
560
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,362
D.H. BRINGS
YOU UP A LOT.
561
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,897
CAPTAIN CHARISMA
IS MY GODFATHER.
562
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,165
I KNOW.
563
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,500
SO, IF SOMETHING
HORRIBLE, GOD FORBID,
564
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,902
WERE TO BEFALL
MY MOTHER,
565
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,704
I WOULD COME AND LIVE
WITH HIM AND BUNNY.
566
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,072
I KNOW WHAT
GODPARENTS ARE.
567
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,874
YOU'RE RIPPING APART
MY POTENTIAL HOME.
568
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,642
MY BEING HERE
OFFENDS YOU?
569
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,444
NO, YOUR BEING
HERE IS GREAT.
570
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:00,813
I HAD NO CHOICE.
571
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,581
NO, I THINK YOU'RE
GREAT. I REALLY DO.
572
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,050
THANK YOU.
573
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,518
IT'S HIM BRINGING YOU
HERE THAT TORTURES ME.
574
00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:08,020
I LOVE THE FACT
THAT THE CAPTAIN
575
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,422
OF THE MORALITY TEAM
INVITES HIS CHICK
576
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,324
TO THE SAME PARTY
AS HIS WIFE,
577
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:15,194
WHO, LET'S FACE IT, ISN'T THE
SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED ANYMORE.
578
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,528
AND WHAT'S MORE,
579
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,364
NONE OF THEIR SUPPOSED
MUTUAL FRIENDS
580
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,698
PROTECTS HER.
581
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,433
NONE OF THEM BATS
A FUCKING EYELASH
582
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,501
AT HIS
HYPOCRISY.
583
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,236
AND I LOVE THAT,
I REALLY DO.
584
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,405
EMBRACE YOUR MORAL
HYPOCRISY, D.H.
585
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:27,774
GO FOR IT.
586
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,379
BUT ME YOU'RE
OK WITH.
587
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,580
HONESTLY.
588
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:36,348
LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
589
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,550
IF YOU'RE, UM,
EVER IN THE CITY,
590
00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:40,452
YOU SHOULD POP
BY THE LOFT.
591
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,288
WE'RE DONE
WORKING ON IT.
592
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,457
I KNOW.
593
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,148
♪
594
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,617
NO WORRIES, MOTHER.
595
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,953
IGBY IS ON HIS WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.
596
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,421
THE DRIVER'S
BEEN BRIEFED
597
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,123
TO TAKE HIM DIRECTLY
TO LAGUARDIA.
598
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:20,827
HE'LL BE IN SAINT ANTHONY'S
LOVING CUSTODY BY THIS AFTERNOON.
599
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,796
OH, AND HAPPY
BIRTHDAY, MOTHER.
600
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,165
MUCH LOVE.
601
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,599
SIR?
602
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:30,702
IT'S MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY
TODAY, AND I FORGOT.
603
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,006
IS THERE ANY
WAY THAT, UH,
604
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,507
WE COULD JUST, UH,
605
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:38,477
MAKE A QUICK STOP IN
THE CITY SOMEWHERE, SO...
606
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,179
I CAN GET HER
SOMETHING?
607
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,949
SHE'D BE SO SURPRISED.
608
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:46,652
♪ BOYS HAD BETTER BEWARE
609
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:50,456
♪ YOU CAN SEEM TO
COLOR YOUR HAIR ♪
610
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,793
♪ BUT ON A WIG YOU
ALREADY SPENT ♪
611
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:58,597
♪ ALL THE DOUGH TO
COVER YOUR RENT ♪
612
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,334
♪ AND IT'S A COOL
PAD, IF YOU CARE ♪
613
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:04,236
♪ FOR ALL THE OTHER BOYS
614
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,040
CAN I HELP YOU?
615
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,775
HEY.
616
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,877
YOU REMEMBER ME?
617
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,545
FROM THE HAMPTONS
JOHN BIRCH COTILLION.
618
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,483
OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
619
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,019
COME ON IN.
620
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,188
SO, YOU SAID YOU'D
COME BY AND YOU DID.
621
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,522
A MONTH LATER.
622
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,524
REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE SPACE.
623
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,460
I REALLY LOVE WHAT THE
SPACE HAS DONE TO HER.
624
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:29,561
UM...
IGBY.
625
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,330
IGBY, THIS IS MY
FRIEND, RUSSEL.
626
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:32,198
HI.
627
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,232
HI.
628
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,901
IGBY IS
D.H.'S, UM...
629
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,502
GODSON.
630
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:37,870
RUSSEL'S JUST...
631
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:38,938
WHAT?
632
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,210
WELL, HE'S JUST A
BRILLIANT ARTIST.
633
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,745
SO, UM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
634
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,580
CELEBRATING.
635
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,216
SAINT ANTHONY'S
ACCEPTED ME.
636
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,784
CONGRATULATIONS?
637
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,521
SO, I'M ON THE LAM.
638
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,889
YOU WANT TO
STAY HERE?
639
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,224
IF THERE'S
ENOUGH ROOM.
640
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,726
NO, NO, NO. YOU
CAN'T STAY HERE.
641
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:04,196
I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE. I RENT
THIS SPACE TO WORK IN. I WORK HERE.
642
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,732
I PAY RENT. D.H. DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
643
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,534
IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD.
644
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,735
GREAT.
645
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:11,670
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO,
646
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,505
BECAUSE THERE
ISN'T AN EXTRA KEY
647
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,774
AND ONLY D.H. CAN
GET THEM MADE, SO...
648
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,615
THERE'S AN EXTRA KEY
ON THE WINDOWSILL
649
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:26,052
IN THE HALLWAY, THE
LANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
650
00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,354
BUT IT HAS TO BE HERE
WHEN D.H. NEEDS IT.
651
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,555
WHY WOULD
D.H. NEED IT?
652
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,190
FUCK YOU!
653
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,659
YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR A
COUPLE DAYS AND THAT'S IT.
654
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,364
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, D.H.
IS MY LANDLORD.
655
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,132
I'M AN ESTABLISHED
ARTIST. I WORK HERE.
656
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,633
MY PROJECTS
ARE SUPPORTED.
657
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,936
I CAN'T AFFORD TO FUCK
UP MY RELATIONSHIP
658
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,871
WITH MY LANDLORD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
659
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,539
SO, LET YOURSELF
IN AND OUT
660
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,708
USING THAT KEY, BUT EVERY
TIME HE REACHES FOR IT
661
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:50,885
IT'S THERE AND
WAITING FOR HIM.
662
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:51,877
SURE.
663
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,079
I DON'T WANNA
KNOW YOU'RE HERE
664
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,114
OR SEE ANY TRACES
OF YOU IN HERE.
665
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,215
GOTCHA.
666
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,749
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
667
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:01,954
I'M JUST GONNA RUN
TO THE BATHROOM.
668
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,293
SO, YOU'RE AN ARTIST?
669
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:11,897
WHAT KIND OF ART?
670
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,333
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT KIND OF ART"?
671
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,168
I MEAN DO YOU
PAINT, OR WHAT?
672
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,503
I GOT WHAT YOU MEANT,
673
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,905
BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T GET WHAT I MEANT.
674
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,340
AN ARTIST CREATES ART,
675
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:24,176
REGARDLESS OF WHAT
FORM THE CANVAS TAKES.
676
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,978
SO, WHAT DO
YOU DO? PAINT?
677
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,679
I'M A PERFORMANCE
ARTIST.
678
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,648
OH. SO, YOU
DON'T PAINT.
679
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,254
RACHEL THINKS THAT
D.H. IS GOING TO
680
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,523
LEAVE HIS WIFEY AND
SET UP HOUSE WITH HER.
681
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,025
SHUT THE FUCK UP, RUSSEL!
682
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,593
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
CHANCES OF THAT ARE?
683
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,096
MONEYBUCKETS,
TAKE ME AWAY!
684
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,532
SHIT!
685
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,534
COULD YOU
PERSUADE YOUR GODFATHER
686
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,702
INTO LETTING ME USE
ONE OF HIS BUILDINGS
687
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,004
FOR ONE OF MY PIECES?
688
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:53,805
WHAT WOULD YOU
WANT TO DO WITH IT?
689
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:54,806
I DON'T KNOW.
690
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,808
RUSSEL IS
JUST, LIKE...
691
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,412
VERY, VERY BRILLIANT.
692
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,618
HOW OLD ARE YOU, IGBY?
693
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:08,054
I'M 18.
694
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,323
I'M VERY CLOSE
TO BEING 18.
695
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,192
AW.
696
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,863
STILL NO NEWS ON IGBY?
697
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,331
NO.
698
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:20,866
HE WILL TURN UP.
699
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,368
D.H. IS...
700
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,703
SPENDING MORE TIME IN
NEW YORK THESE DAYS
701
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,705
THAN HERE IN
GEORGETOWN, SO,
702
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,374
HE IS BOUND
TO FIND HIM.
703
00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:30,008
YOU KNOW, LISTEN,
704
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:31,743
I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT IF YOU SHOULD
705
00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:34,180
TAKE A VERY
BAD TURN,
706
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:35,247
UM...
707
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:36,648
DEATH, FOR
INSTANCE,
708
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,185
NOT TO WORRY
ABOUT THE BOYS.
709
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,520
D.H. WAS SO EXCITED
710
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:42,988
ABOUT HAVING
THEM THIS SUMMER
711
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,556
AND, YOU KNOW,
712
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,192
IF WE COULD
BE SURROGATES
713
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,026
AND HELP THE
BOYS IN ANY WAY,
714
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,696
YOU KNOW THAT WOULD MAKE
US VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY.
715
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,232
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT.
716
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,101
NOT TO MENTION THE
FACT THAT HE'S...
717
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,935
OVER THE YEARS,
HE'S INVESTED
718
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:59,405
AN AWFUL LOT, UH,
EMOTIONALLY
719
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,841
AND, WELL, FINANCIALLY
INTO THE BOYS.
720
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,910
IGBY'S TUITION
AND SUCH.
721
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:06,578
I MEAN, WHERE ELSE
WOULD YOU TURN?
722
00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,614
JASON?
723
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,849
HANDSOME.
724
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,551
HANDSOME,
SAD JASON...
725
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,186
SHUT UP.
726
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,955
WHO SO DEPLETED YOUR
FINANCES AND YOUR OPTIONS.
727
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:20,058
MIMI, I MEAN, THE SACRIFICES
YOU'VE MADE TO THE BOYS,
728
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,861
I... I'M JUST,
WELL, HOW...
729
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,962
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
730
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,331
STIRRUPS AND A
TURKEY BASTER.
731
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,144
BUNNY?
732
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,345
YEAH? YES?
733
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:43,249
YOU ARE A
FEEBLE WOMAN.
734
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,830
DID I HEAR, UH, MIMI?
735
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,099
SHE'S JUST
FRESHENING UP.
736
00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,669
SHE'S FRESHENING UP?
737
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,637
MIMI?
738
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,639
DID SHE LEAVE, D.H.?
739
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:10,075
WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE?
740
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,843
YES, SHE DID
LEAVE A NOTE.
741
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:14,012
WELL, OF COURSE SHE DID.
742
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,347
SWEET MIMI!
743
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:23,088
CAN'T YOU HIT D.H.
UP FOR SOME BUCKS?
744
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,857
I'D ASK HIM MYSELF, BUT I'M
NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
745
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,526
FUCK YOU.
GET A JOB.
746
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,027
PLEASE!
747
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,563
THINGS HAVE BECOME
FRAGILE WITH D.H.
748
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:34,566
WHAT THINGS?
749
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,468
ME.
750
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:37,636
RUSSEL!
751
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,571
RUSSEL!
752
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,807
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
PAYING RENT.
753
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,775
ALL YOU REALLY NEED
IS POCKET CASH.
754
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,311
I HAVE NEEDS.
755
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,546
RUSSEL'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
ASSISTANTS FOR HIS PROJECTS.
756
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,482
I'M SURE HE'D THROW YOU WORK
AS A FAVOR TO ME. HE LOVES ME.
757
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,784
RUSSEL, WHERE THE
FUCK ARE YOU?
758
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,553
ON ONE OF HIS ARTWORKS?
759
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,122
OW, SHIT!
760
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,155
CATCH!
761
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,875
HEY. HEY, I KNOW YOU.
762
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,077
YOU'RE THAT BOY FROM
THE HAMPTONS PARTY.
763
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,348
IGGY?
764
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,882
I MET YOU AT THAT PARTY.
765
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,717
AT YOUR UNCLE'S PARTY.
766
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:28,520
IGBY. HE'S MY GODFATHER.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
767
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:30,689
IGBY.
768
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:32,057
MMM, WHAT?
769
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,392
DIME BAG.
770
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:39,064
WELL, THAT GOT
YOUR ATTENTION.
771
00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,699
PAVLOV'S POTHEAD.
772
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,033
I HEAR THE SOUND
OF A BONG CLINK
773
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,702
AND MY EYES
BEGIN TO WATER.
774
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,237
THAT'S FUNNY.
775
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:47,906
YEAH? THANKS.
776
00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:49,875
THE PARK?
777
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,042
YEAH.
778
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,213
YOU CAN'T GUARD ME, MINDY!
YOU CAN'T GUARD ME!
779
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,282
OH, YEAH?
780
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,750
C'MON, WHERE'D IT
GO? WHERE'D IT GO?
781
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,686
OH, SHIT!
YOU BITCH!
782
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,388
MY BALL, CUNTFACE!
783
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:09,861
ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?
784
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,430
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?
785
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,900
I'VE JUST NEVER SEEN ANYBODY
ROLL A JOINT LIKE THAT.
786
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,369
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH BEING A VEGETARIAN?
787
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,338
OH, THEY'RE JUST
SO PRECIOUS.
788
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,107
I ROLL PERFECT JOINTS.
789
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,209
I'M NOT PUTTING THEM
DOWN. THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.
790
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,444
THANK YOU.
791
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,313
IT'S INCREDIBLE
THAT A HUMAN BEING
792
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,315
COULD MAKE SUCH
NEAT LITTLE JOINTS.
793
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,450
YOU MAKE IT SOUND AS IF
I'M ANAL OR SOMETHING
794
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,719
JUST BECAUSE I KNOW HOW
TO ROLL A PERFECT JOINT.
795
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,287
NO, NOT ANAL.
796
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,289
VEGETARIAN.
797
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,757
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
798
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,426
WELL, YOU DON'T
ROLL, LIKE,
799
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,928
BIG RASTA SPLIFF
JOINTS, DO YOU?
800
00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:46,498
YOUR JOINTS ARE LIKE SALAD
JOINTS, NOT LIKE A BIG...
801
00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:48,400
SLOPPY, BLEEDING-
CHEESEBURGER-
802
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:51,403
THAT-YOU-RIP-INTO-
KIND-OF-A-JOINT JOINT.
803
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:56,375
I GUESS MARIJUANA ISN'T A
VISCERAL EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
804
00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,610
SEX IS FOR ME.
805
00:37:58,644 --> 00:37:59,711
RIGHT.
806
00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:06,184
OK, SO I AM A VEGETARIAN.
807
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:08,320
BUT FOR PURELY MORAL REASONS.
808
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,688
UH-HUH.
809
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:12,424
I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO SCHOOL
AT BRANDEIS OR SOMEPLACE.
810
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,025
BENNINGTON. I DO.
811
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:15,594
WHY AREN'T YOU THERE?
812
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,763
I TOOK A SEMESTER OFF.
813
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,665
I NEEDED TIME TO RECUPERATE.
814
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,066
FROM WHAT?
815
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:26,572
ENTENMANN'S COOKIES, BEER,
DIET PILLS, TENSION,
816
00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,174
LIFE.
817
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,377
MY DAD'S BEEN
RECUPERATING FOR 6 YEARS.
818
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,145
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
819
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,848
FROM LIFE. NOTHING.
820
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,552
LET'S GO.
821
00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:41,753
YEAH.
822
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,724
YOU'VE COME A
LONG WAY, BABY.
823
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,496
YOU'RE FUNNY.
824
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,679
HELLO, I'M, UH,
825
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,681
LT. ERNEST SMITH
FROM PERSHING ACADEMY.
826
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,016
I'M HERE TO ASK
ABOUT A...
827
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,984
THOSE ARE FABULOUS.
828
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,420
WHERE DID YOU
GET THEM?
829
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:15,554
THE ARMY.
830
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,022
SEE, I'M REGULAR ARMY.
831
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,924
AND, UH, MRS. SLOCUMB
FOUND OUT
832
00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,559
I WAS STATIONED
IN NEW JERSEY NOW,
833
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,561
SO SHE JUST THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE IGBY,
834
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,796
SINCE HE WORKED HERE
THIS SUMMER, UH...
835
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,399
CAN I HAVE THESE?
836
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,236
UH, NO. NO.
837
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:36,442
I'M ASKING ABOUT
IGBY SLOCUMB!
838
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,412
ANNE FRANK,
ANNE FRANK.
839
00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,781
THE SOLDIERS ARE GONE.
COME OUT AND PLAY.
840
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:55,193
YUM, WITH 3 "M" s.
841
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,428
MMM.
842
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:01,600
YOU HAVE A HUGE CRUSH
ON ME, DON'T YOU?
843
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:02,668
FUCK OFF.
844
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,605
HOW'S YOUR BROTHER
DOING THESE DAYS?
845
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,574
I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER.
I'M AN ONLY CHILD.
846
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,476
OLIVER'S YOUR
BROTHER, I THOUGHT.
847
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,877
HE IS, AND YET...
848
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,912
AND YET WHAT?
849
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,923
WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT WE
WERE BOTH RAISED ONLY CHILDREN,
850
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,283
BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMETHING YOU WOULD SAY.
851
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,719
WHAT DO YOU DO?
852
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,588
I'M PREPARING TO LEAVE.
853
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,122
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?
854
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,492
FAR AWAY.
855
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:29,495
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
JOINING THE PEACE CORPS.
856
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,963
GO ON MY RAZOR'S EDGE
EXPERIENCE.
857
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:33,599
DISCOVER THE
MEANING OF LIFE.
858
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,567
WHATEVER.
859
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,469
YOU NEED AT LEAST
3 YEARS OF COLLEGE
860
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,304
TO JOIN THE PEACE
CORPS, DON'T YOU?
861
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:40,639
YOU DO?
862
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,241
YEAH. I HAD A FRIEND
AT SCHOOL WHO JOINED.
863
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,276
THAT COULD BE
A SLIGHT SNAG.
864
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,813
I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN AROUND
TO TAKING MY G.E.D. YET.
865
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:49,014
SO TAKE IT.
866
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:50,516
I GOTTA GO TO
HACKENSACK.
867
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,484
SO GO! STOP
PROCRASTINATING.
868
00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:54,252
IT'S ALMOST
CHRISTMAS.
869
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,522
NOT GOING TO NEW JERSEY
ISN'T PROCRASTINATING.
870
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,690
IT'S COMMON SENSE.
871
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,025
DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO WITH YOU?
872
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:01,192
NO.
873
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,494
I WILL.
874
00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:07,332
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
875
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:09,334
WHY AREN'T YOU
IN SCHOOL NOW?
876
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,969
SHEER INGENUITY.
877
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,506
YOU'RE FUNNY.
878
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:18,343
INSTEAD OF SAYING THAT
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS FUNNY,
879
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,311
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LAUGH?
880
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:24,850
IS THAT BETTER?
881
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:25,884
MUCH.
882
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,321
GOSH, I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO A HIDEOUT BEFORE.
883
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:31,489
SHUT UP.
884
00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:52,110
IGBY.
885
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,718
IGBY, MY BOY,
886
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,020
YOU LOOK A BIT, UH,
887
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:03,789
PEAKED.
888
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,592
I DON'T FEEL PEAKED.
889
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,030
MMM-HMM.
890
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,298
MMM-HMM.
891
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:20,872
SAY,
892
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,407
GIVE YOUR...
893
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,710
GIVE YOUR MOTHER
A CALL, IGBY.
894
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:28,079
LET HER KNOW
YOU'RE ALIVE, YES?
895
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:39,124
YOU NEED TO EAT SOME
RED MEAT, MY BOY.
896
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,060
YOU'RE ALL PALE.
897
00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:58,710
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HERE.
THE KEY WAS ON THE WINDOW.
898
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:00,578
WE HAD LUNCH.
I LET HIM IN.
899
00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:02,247
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THAT?
900
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,615
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
901
00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:05,250
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
YOU FUCKED UP.
902
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:06,985
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
903
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,419
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
904
00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:11,890
SO...
905
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:14,092
I GUESS YOU HAVE TO
PAY RENT THIS MONTH.
906
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,162
UGH.
907
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,367
RACHEL, STOP.
908
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,192
SHE'S A...
909
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,627
DANCER WHO
DOESN'T DANCE, AND...
910
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:52,530
HER FRIEND IS A PAINTER
WHO DOESN'T PAINT.
911
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:54,132
IT'S KIND OF A
BOHO VERSION
912
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:56,534
OF ISLAND OF
THE LOST TOYS.
913
00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:58,269
JESUS.
914
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:01,039
AND SHE'S A LOT
STRONGER THAN SHE LOOKS.
915
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:10,849
MMM.
916
00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:20,892
♪
917
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:32,570
♪ BEEN FEELING HIGH
918
00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:35,206
♪ AND THEN FEELING LOW
919
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:41,212
♪ I'M NOT BROKE SO
PLEASE DON'T MEND ME ♪
920
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:44,082
♪ YOU'RE LIKE A NEON SIGN
921
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:47,185
♪ JUST BURN SO BRIGHT
922
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:49,855
♪ PENETRATES LIKE
AN INFECTION ♪
923
00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:52,758
♪ YOU GIVE ME FEELINGS
I CAN'T MENTION ♪
924
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,525
OW!
925
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,661
I BROKE MY BUTT!
926
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,364
♪ YOU NEED TO
927
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,232
♪ DON'T WAIT FOR ME
928
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:06,171
♪ I'LL WAIT FOR YOU
929
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,773
YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK ABOUT
930
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,407
WHEN I'M THIS CLOSE
TO ANOTHER BODY?
931
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,745
I THINK
932
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,081
ONE DAY,
933
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,717
AT ONE MOMENT,
934
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:22,087
THIS BODY THAT I'M
HOLDING IN MY ARMS
935
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,989
WILL STOP BREATHING,
936
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,624
STOP LIVING,
937
00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,493
JUST
938
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:30,762
STOP.
939
00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:36,267
ONE DAY, YOU'LL HAPPEN
UPON MY NAME IN THE OBITS
940
00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:37,702
AND YOU'LL REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT
941
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,470
WHEN WE WERE
STILL CLOSE.
942
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,909
YOU'RE A REAL
FUCKIN' UPPER.
943
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,878
HOW DID YOU END UP
AT MILITARY SCHOOL?
944
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,079
MIMI.
945
00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,080
MIMI?
946
00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:50,481
MY MOTHER.
947
00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:53,084
YOU CALL YOUR
MOTHER "MIMI"?
948
00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:54,986
"HEINOUS ONE" IS
A BIT CUMBERSOME.
949
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,287
HMM, RIGHT.
950
00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:58,289
"MEDEA" WAS
ALREADY TAKEN.
951
00:46:00,826 --> 00:46:03,628
YOUR MOTHER SENT YOU
TO MILITARY SCHOOL?
952
00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:07,498
IN ALL FAIRNESS TO HER,
I DID GET KICKED OUT
953
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:10,168
OF MOST OF THE SCHOOLS
ON THE EAST COAST.
954
00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:13,972
STILL, I JUST ASSUMED
THAT MILITARY SCHOOL
955
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,441
WAS AN EMPTY THREAT,
LIKE WITH MOST PARENTS.
956
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,444
SHE CALLED THAT BLUFF.
957
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:22,513
DO YOU RESENT HER FOR
SENDING YOU THERE?
958
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:24,515
I'M GLAD I WENT.
959
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:27,018
IT MADE EVERYTHING
CLEAR TO ME.
960
00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:28,386
LIKE WHAT?
961
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,289
THE FIGHT.
962
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:32,523
15 MINUTES, IGBY.
963
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:34,359
OK.
964
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,804
THAT MEANS DOWNSTAIRS, DRESSED,
WAITING FOR YOUR FATHER, IN 15 MINUTES
965
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,096
OR YOU'RE
TAKING THE BUS.
966
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,197
I KNOW.
967
00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:56,047
DAD?
968
00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,844
YOU SEE...
969
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:36,247
IGBY,
970
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:39,817
I FEEL THIS
971
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,252
GREAT,
972
00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:42,453
GREAT
973
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:44,990
PRESSURE
974
00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:48,426
COMING DOWN ON ME.
975
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,596
IT'S JUST
976
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:54,665
CONSTANTLY COMING
DOWN ON ME,
977
00:48:58,269 --> 00:48:59,670
CRUSHING ME.
978
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,322
YOU MAKE
IT SOUND SINISTER.
979
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,291
THAT'S WHAT GOOD SCHOOLS
ARE FOR, TO SHAPE YOU,
980
00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:24,095
NOT BRAINWASH YOU IN
SOME EVIL, ORWELLIAN WAY,
981
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:27,532
OR SQUASH YOU INTO
SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, BUT...
982
00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:30,468
I KNOW MY MOTHER TEACHES
METAPHYSICAL POETRY AT VASSAR.
983
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:31,869
I REALLY BELIEVE
SHE TRIES...
984
00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:33,504
MY FATHER WENT
THROUGH THE SYSTEM
985
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:36,141
AND IT TOLD HIM WHAT HE
WAS SUPPOSED TO WANT.
986
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,176
HE ACHIEVED
EVERYTHING, AND
987
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:40,011
THEN IN HIS 40s, HE FLIPPED.
988
00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:42,213
WHAT DID HE
REALLY WANT?
989
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,683
SUNNY DAYS.
990
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:49,020
NOW DAD IS IN THE MARYLAND
HOME FOR THE BEFUDDLED.
991
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:52,090
CUCKOO FOR
COCOA PUFFS.
992
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,194
SO, YOU'RE NEVER
GOING BACK TO SCHOOL?
993
00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:58,696
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO
DO WITH YOUR LIFE, IGBY?
994
00:49:58,729 --> 00:49:59,997
JUST KILL TIME UNTIL...
995
00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,100
MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
COMES ALONG?
996
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,407
IS YOUR FATHER DEAD?
997
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,842
NO, WHY?
998
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,544
BECAUSE WHEN I
TALKED ABOUT MINE,
999
00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:16,181
YOU DIDN'T FEEL OBLIGATED
TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST.
1000
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,384
HE'S A THEOLOGIAN.
1001
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:22,553
A JEWISH THEOLOGIAN AND
A METAPHYSICAL POETESS.
1002
00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:24,655
DOESN'T EXPLAIN YOU.
1003
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,524
WHAT WOULD?
1004
00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:28,726
CROSS-DRESSING
PSYCHOANALYSTS?
1005
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,161
HEROIN JUNKIES?
1006
00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:31,196
I DON'T KNOW.
1007
00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:32,263
THANKS.
1008
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,400
MY PARENTS
1009
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,368
WERE TWO
1010
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,905
VERY IDEALISTIC,
INCREDIBLY BRIGHT
1011
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:43,007
NARCISSISTS.
1012
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,742
I WAS LIKE THEIR
VANITY PROJECT.
1013
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:45,910
OH, MY GOD.
1014
00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:47,044
WHAT?
1015
00:50:47,078 --> 00:50:49,046
AH, YOU TORTURE ME.
1016
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,881
I WAS ADOPTED, OK?
1017
00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,050
THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
1018
00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:54,419
'CAUSE, I MEAN,
1019
00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:55,886
HOW MANY VASSAR
PROFESSORS
1020
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,022
AND INTELLECTUAL
THEOLOGIANS
1021
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,558
BEGET NYMPHOMANIACAL
1022
00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:03,027
PSEUDO-BOHEMIAN
J.A.P.s?
1023
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,463
ACTUALLY, A LOT,
PROBABLY, RIGHT?
1024
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,168
I'M NOT A J.A.P.
1025
00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:24,349
OH, SHIT.
1026
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,053
GOOD MORNING. I'M OLIVER.
WE MET AT THE...
1027
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,121
RIGHT.
1028
00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:33,291
AT THAT PARTY
IN THE HAMPTONS.
1029
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:35,160
YOU'RE THE
FASCIST BROTHER.
1030
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,961
HE PREFERS
"YOUNG REPUBLICAN."
1031
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,801
I'M SOOKIE.
1032
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,936
EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT TO...
1033
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,705
OH, YEAH.
I'M SORRY.
1034
00:51:52,877 --> 00:51:54,345
GOD, YOU'RE
PATHETIC.
1035
00:51:54,379 --> 00:51:55,813
THANK YOU, FUCKWIT.
1036
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,816
D.H. TOLD YOU
I WAS HERE?
1037
00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:00,651
YOUR LITTLE VACATION'S
ABOUT TO COME
1038
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,720
TO A RATHER ABRUPT
AND SEVERE END.
1039
00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,356
COME AGAIN?
1040
00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:06,591
YOU'RE STILL A MINOR.
1041
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,193
SO?
1042
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,995
SO, SINCE YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN TAKING CARE OF YOUR EDUCATION,
1043
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:13,030
MEASURES ARE BEING
TAKEN ON YOUR BEHALF.
1044
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,699
WHAT MEASURES?
1045
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:17,202
MOM'S COMING UP
NEXT WEEKEND.
1046
00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,703
GREAT. GREAT.
1047
00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:21,038
I'M TAKING MY HIGH SCHOOL
EQUIVALENCY TEST ON FRIDAY.
1048
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:22,440
WHATEVER.
1049
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,151
I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM,
I MADE THE TEST APPOINTMENT.
1050
00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:25,176
REALLY?
1051
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:26,511
REALLY.
1052
00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:29,514
OH, MY GOD! IT'S
ALMOST THE AFTERNOON.
1053
00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:31,382
UM, LOOK, IT WAS...
1054
00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,018
NICE MEETING YOU.
I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.
1055
00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:35,653
WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?
1056
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,488
MY MOM'S. THE
UPPER EAST SIDE.
1057
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,225
YEAH? ME, TOO. THAT'S
WHERE I'M STAYING.
1058
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:42,393
AMIDST THE COBWEBS
AND GERIATRICS.
1059
00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:43,961
THE GERIATRICS?
1060
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,963
EVERYONE'S INFERIOR TO
OLLIE IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
1061
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,064
ASK HIM,
HE'LL TELL YOU.
1062
00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,733
LET ME GIVE
YOU A LIFT.
1063
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,067
IT'S A WRITE-OFF
FOR D.H.
1064
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,869
YOU CAN'T PASS
UP A FREE RIDE.
1065
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,672
UM, FRIDAY?
1066
00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:55,706
FRIDAY.
1067
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:58,876
SEE YOU.
1068
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:07,051
NO, NO, IT'S
NOT HIS REAL NAME.
1069
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,854
HE HAD A STUFFED BEAR
AS A KID, DIGBY BEAR.
1070
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,922
THEY WERE
BRITISH, I THINK.
1071
00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:15,526
AND BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOT EVERYTHING
WRONG, HE CALLED IT "IGBY."
1072
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,495
WHENEVER HE COMMITTED
A CRIME, HE WOULD SAY,
1073
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,830
"I DIDN'T DO
IT, IGBY DID."
1074
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,699
AND TO BREAK
HIM OF THIS HABIT,
1075
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,868
BEING AS HIP TO CHILD
PSYCH AS SHE WAS,
1076
00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:25,503
MIMI STARTED
REFERRING TO HIM
1077
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,505
AS IGBY EVERY
TIME HE LIED.
1078
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,807
AND, WELL, HE
LIED A LOT.
1079
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,078
SO, YOU, UH,
1080
00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:35,913
WORK FOR YOUR
GODFATHER?
1081
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:39,216
IGBY'S, D.H.,
WHO IS AMAZING.
1082
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:42,387
HIS MIND FUNCTIONS
ONLY TO MAKE MONEY.
1083
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,189
HE THINKS HE HAS EVERYTHING
HE COULD POSSIBLY WANT,
1084
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,358
SO HE WALKS AROUND
ACTING THE WAY HE THINKS
1085
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,894
A HAPPY AND CONTENT
MAN SHOULD ACT.
1086
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,061
HE'S A PARODY.
1087
00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:53,531
IF HE'S SUCH A PARODY,
WHY DO YOU WORK FOR HIM?
1088
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,600
HE'S AN OBSCENELY
RICH PARODY.
1089
00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:58,469
AND IF HE WANTS TO MAKE
ME IN HIS IMAGE, HEY.
1090
00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,474
WHAT DOES YOUR
MOTHER DO?
1091
00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:07,545
SHE'S A WRITER, THOUGH
MOSTLY SHE JUST TEACHES NOW.
1092
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,046
IS SHE DIVORCED?
1093
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,247
NEVER MARRIED.
1094
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:11,316
HOW COME?
1095
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:12,717
DOESN'T LIKE MEN.
1096
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,718
LESBIAN.
1097
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,553
NO.
1098
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,088
JUST A FAILED
HETEROSEXUAL.
1099
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,428
LISTEN, UH, THANKS
FOR THE LIFT.
1100
00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:25,830
SHIT!
1101
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:28,466
WHAT, DID YOU
LOSE YOUR WALLET?
1102
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:29,834
I...
1103
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:31,836
I DON'T HAVE THE KEYS
TO MY AUNT'S APARTMENT.
1104
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,338
THE DOORMAN
WON'T LET YOU IN?
1105
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:35,906
HE'S TOTALLY SENILE.
HE NEVER REMEMBERS ME.
1106
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,175
I'LL JUST WAIT
FOR HER.
1107
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,677
WANDER AROUND.
1108
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,846
SHE'LL BE IN THIS
EVENING AT SOME POINT.
1109
00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:42,980
ARE YOU SURE?
1110
00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:44,682
YEAH. YEAH.
YEAH.
1111
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,150
COULD I USE
YOUR PHONE?
1112
00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:47,184
SURE.
1113
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,986
I MEAN, UM,
I MEAN, GOD.
1114
00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:50,054
CAN I GET A RECEIPT?
1115
00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:54,692
AFTER THE BREAKDOWN...
1116
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,962
MIMI...
1117
00:54:57,995 --> 00:55:01,131
HAD BEEN AFRAID SOMEONE WOULD
FIND SOMETHING EMBARRASSING.
1118
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,135
SO UP WENT HER
LITTLE SOLDIER
1119
00:55:05,169 --> 00:55:07,472
WHILE SHE
WAITED DOWNSTAIRS.
1120
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:09,907
THIS OLD LADY LED
ME TO HIS DESK.
1121
00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:12,643
AND BEFORE SHE
LEFT ME THERE,
1122
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:15,846
MADE SURE TO GIVE ME
A NICE PAT ON THE HEAD.
1123
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,182
I WANTED TO BREAK
HER FUCKING HAND.
1124
00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:21,652
SO, I SAT DOWN IN
MY FATHER'S CHAIR
1125
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:23,888
AND I STARTED
LOOKING IN HIS DESK.
1126
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:26,323
EACH DRAWER THAT I
OPENED WAS THE SAME.
1127
00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:28,659
NO BOOKS, NO PENCILS,
1128
00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,327
JUST ROW UPON ROW
1129
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:33,163
OF METICULOUSLY
STACKED CIGARETTES.
1130
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,365
THOUSANDS OF THEM.
1131
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,338
AND ALL I COULD
THINK WAS,
1132
00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:44,509
NOT THE EXTENT TO WHICH MY
FATHER'S SICKNESS HAD DAMAGED HIM,
1133
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,310
BUT RATHER,
1134
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,345
"GOSH,
1135
00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:50,080
"HOW WOULD SOMEBODY
GO ABOUT DOING THIS
1136
00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:52,417
"WITHOUT ANYONE IN THE
OFFICE BEING THE WISER?"
1137
00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:53,918
YOU KNOW, NOT,
1138
00:55:53,951 --> 00:55:56,086
"MY FATHER'S SO
FAR FUCKING GONE,
1139
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,522
"HE AIN'T NEVER
COMIN' BACK,"
1140
00:55:58,689 --> 00:55:59,857
BUT JUST,
1141
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:05,696
"HOW THE FUCK
1142
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,399
"DID HE GET ALL OF
THESE CIGARETTES
1143
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,703
"INTO THIS DESK?"
1144
00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:16,774
YOU WERE NUMB.
1145
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,848
SOOKIE,
1146
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,315
I AM NUMB.
1147
00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:15,492
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE, FOLKS?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1148
00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:16,661
GREAT.
1149
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:18,996
OH! EXCUSE ME!
I'M SORRY.
1150
00:58:57,067 --> 00:59:00,070
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE THIS TO
YOU OR SHOULD I HANG ON TO IT?
1151
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:01,538
I WANT YOU TO PIN
IT TO MY LAPEL
1152
00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:03,073
WITH MY MITTENS
AND NAMETAG.
1153
00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:04,208
SNIPPY. SNIPPY.
1154
00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:06,010
NO BUS-RIDE
TREAT FOR YOU.
1155
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,845
SHUT UP!
1156
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,447
YOU'RE BEING REALLY
IMMATURE ABOUT THIS.
1157
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,683
IF I'M IMMATURE,
YOU'RE PRENATAL.
1158
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:14,852
GOD, TO BE IMPRESSED
BY THAT PREPPY PRICK.
1159
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,421
WE HUNG OUT, IGBY.
WE'RE CLOSER IN AGE.
1160
00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:19,957
HE'S YOUR BROTHER. YOU
ACT LIKE YOU HATE HIM.
1161
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,425
I DO!
1162
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,994
I DO HATE HIM. HE'S
TOTALLY HATEABLE.
1163
00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:27,798
EVIL, NIBLET FUCK.
1164
00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:35,239
THERE'S BEEN
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
1165
00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,441
NEXT FALL IS NOT GOOD.
1166
00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:40,811
NO, NO, I NEED MY SON
ENROLLED THIS SPRING.
1167
00:59:40,845 --> 00:59:42,613
MMM.
1168
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:45,950
WELL, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO
HIS GODFATHER, D.H. BANES?
1169
00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:49,119
YES, IGBY IS HIS
FAVORITE CHARITY.
1170
00:59:49,153 --> 00:59:52,089
HE'S SPONSORING THE BOY,
AS IN, FINANCIALLY.
1171
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,558
YES, WELL,
1172
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,326
WHAT DO WE HAVE
TO DO, THEN,
1173
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,696
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
THIS SPRING?
1174
00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,331
YOU DO THAT.
1175
01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,600
YES. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
1176
01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:04,835
BYE-BYE.
1177
01:00:10,775 --> 01:00:12,409
I'M GOIN' TO
CALIFORNIA.
1178
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,611
I NEED A FUCKIN'
SUNNY DAY.
1179
01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:16,313
CAN I COME?
1180
01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:18,148
I'M SERIOUS.
1181
01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:20,317
THERE'S NOTHING
KEEPING ME HERE.
1182
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,786
EXCEPT PERHAPS
POVERTY.
1183
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:23,320
AH, CAN'T LET
THAT STOP YOU.
1184
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,155
I CAN'T.
1185
01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:27,925
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
1186
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,126
MAYBE THIS SUMMER.
1187
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:30,795
FUCK THAT.
I'M FLYING.
1188
01:00:30,828 --> 01:00:32,462
I WANNA COME,
ASSHOLE.
1189
01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:33,664
GOOD.
1190
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:37,634
'CAUSE I'D BE AFRAID
TO GO BY MYSELF.
1191
01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:57,654
MAY I FRESHEN
YOUR DRINK?
1192
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,389
A LITTLE BABY
PORTION, PLEASE.
1193
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,493
BIGGER BABY.
1194
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:09,666
THANK YOU.
1195
01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:16,306
OH,
1196
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,308
I MUST SAY, IGBY,
1197
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:21,211
YOU HAVE PERFECTED
THE HOBO LOOK.
1198
01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:23,147
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY
BUY THE SUIT, DID YOU?
1199
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,249
I MEAN, SOMEONE LEFT IT
SOMEPLACE FOR YOU, DID THEY?
1200
01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:26,483
DAD.
1201
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:27,918
HOW APROPOS.
1202
01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:33,323
I WANT MY MONEY.
1203
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,524
MY MONEY FROM DAD.
1204
01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:36,193
I'LL GET IT IN
2 YEARS, ANYWAY.
1205
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,829
OH, SO YOU CAN
EXTEND YOUR VACATION?
1206
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,030
I NEED IT.
1207
01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:41,999
YOU FREED IT UP
EARLY FOR OLLIE.
1208
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:45,002
OLLIE GRADUATED
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
1209
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,670
HE GRADUATED AT THE
TOP OF HIS CLASS.
1210
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,673
HE EARNED IT. I'M NOT GONNA
SUBSIDIZE YOUR BEING A BUM.
1211
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,775
IT'S A MOOT
POINT, ANYHOW.
1212
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,109
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1213
01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,244
YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT
JASON PROVIDED FOR YOU
1214
01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:56,113
IN THE SAME MANNER
HE PROVIDED FOR OLLIE.
1215
01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,114
YES.
1216
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,282
HE DIDN'T.
1217
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:00,650
YOU'RE LYING.
1218
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,387
DARLING,
1219
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:05,823
WHY WOULD I LIE WHEN
I CAN JUST SAY "NO"?
1220
01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:12,763
I'VE, UH, HAD A CONVERSATION
WITH MR. MCKAYE,
1221
01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:14,799
HE'S THE HEADMASTER
OF ST. ANTHONY'S,
1222
01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:17,667
AND IN SPITE OF YOUR LITTLE
DISAPPEARING ACT THIS FALL
1223
01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,104
HE HAS AGREED
1224
01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:22,572
TO ADMIT YOU
AFTER CHRISTMAS.
1225
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:23,808
YOU'LL BE
BOARDING THERE...
1226
01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:24,975
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
1227
01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:26,743
I PASSED THE
EQUIVALENCY TEST.
1228
01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,112
I DON'T HAVE
TO GO BACK.
1229
01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,746
OF COURSE, I
DON'T TRUST YOU
1230
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,383
WITH THE TRAIN FARE, SO
IF YOU JUST LOOK UP OLLIE,
1231
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,486
TELL HIM THAT I WILL REIMBURSE
HIM IF HE BUYS YOU YOUR TICKET.
1232
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,621
I DON'T HAVE
HIS NUMBER.
1233
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:38,956
D.H. DOES.
1234
01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:40,590
OH.
1235
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:42,927
IF IT HAD JUST OCCURRED TO
ME TO MENTION IT TO OLLIE.
1236
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,461
I SAW HIM THIS
AFTERNOON,
1237
01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:45,896
FOR LUNCH, WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND.
1238
01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:48,465
IN FACT, YOU JUST MISSED
HIM, DARLING, BY ABOUT...
1239
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,000
AN HOUR AND A HALF.
1240
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,237
HIS CONNECTICUT ONE?
1241
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,639
MMM-MMM. THOUGH I
RATHER LIKED HER.
1242
01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,007
NO, THIS IS
A NEW ONE,
1243
01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:59,009
A RATHER ATTRACTIVE
NEW YORK GIRL,
1244
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,445
A JEWISH GIRL.
1245
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,690
HI, YOU'VE REACHED MY STUDIO.
IF YOU WANT TO RENT,
1246
01:03:13,723 --> 01:03:15,792
LEAVE YOUR INFORMATION
AFTER THE BEEP.
1247
01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:17,627
OTHERWISE, YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1248
01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:21,631
HONEY? I HOPE I CAUGHT YOU.
1249
01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:23,200
GUESS WHERE I AM.
1250
01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:25,002
ST. VINCENT'S HOSPITAL.
1251
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,304
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.
1252
01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:30,374
EVERYBODY IS HERE,
JUST FUCKING EVERYBODY.
1253
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:32,809
IT'S A PARTY.
1254
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:35,946
A BAD BATCH MAMA SOLD
YOU. A BAD BATCH.
1255
01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:39,116
BUT I... I CAUGHT YOU
IN TIME, RIGHT?
1256
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,518
YOU'RE NOT COMING TO
THIS PARTY, RIGHT?
1257
01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,525
HELLO, BUNNY? IT'S IGBY.
1258
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,227
YES. YES. I'M
IN NEW YORK.
1259
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,729
LISTEN, IS D.H. THERE?
1260
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:53,864
THANK YOU.
1261
01:03:53,898 --> 01:03:57,834
SHE WAS BY MY PLACE,
LITERALLY, SECONDS AGO.
1262
01:03:57,868 --> 01:04:01,305
SHE MUST'VE USED IN
THE CAB ON THE WAY HOME.
1263
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:04,975
MY GOD, WHAT'S
THAT ABOUT, RIGHT?
1264
01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:08,145
A LITTLE PATIENCE,
GIRL, HUH?
1265
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,413
OH, HI.
1266
01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:11,815
THE DOCTOR SAID THAT
SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.
1267
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,418
UM, OUT TOMORROW
MAYBE.
1268
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:17,154
EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.
NOTHING MORE TO DO HERE.
1269
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:20,724
I'M, UH, RACHEL'S
FRIEND, RUSSEL.
1270
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,860
HI.
1271
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,498
NEED A LIFT? HEADED
BACK TO THE LOFT?
1272
01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,767
YEAH. THANKS, D.H.
1273
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,269
PLEASE.
1274
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:36,506
I'M SORRY I
CALLED LIKE THAT.
1275
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,774
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO.
1276
01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:39,109
NO. YOU DID THE
RIGHT THING.
1277
01:04:39,143 --> 01:04:40,577
I'M GLAD WE WERE
ON THE ISLAND.
1278
01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,778
GOOD BOY.
1279
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,714
VERY GOOD BOY.
1280
01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,460
YOU KNOW, I WAS THE
BEST MAN AT YOUR, UH,
1281
01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:59,263
PARENTS' WEDDING. DID
YOU KNOW THAT, IGBY?
1282
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:01,131
YEAH, THE GOLDEN COUPLE.
1283
01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,167
THAT'S WHAT THE
PAPER CALLED IT.
1284
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,502
YEAH, MY BOY.
1285
01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,638
MY BOY.
1286
01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:10,740
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
YOU'VE BEEN UP TO, MY BOY?
1287
01:05:10,774 --> 01:05:12,409
I THINK YOU'VE
BEEN PISSING
1288
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,212
IN THE WELL FROM
WHICH YOU DRINK.
1289
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:17,847
THAT'S WHAT I THINK
YOU'VE BEEN UP TO, MY BOY.
1290
01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:22,152
UGH.
1291
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,208
WHAT HAPPENED?
1292
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,477
BREACH OF CONTRACT.
1293
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:49,046
D.H. DID THIS TO YOU?
1294
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,581
I DIDN'T KNOW HE
COULD GET ANGRY.
1295
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,150
HE WASN'T ANGRY.
1296
01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:56,153
HE FELT OBLIGATED.
1297
01:05:56,186 --> 01:06:00,124
NOT TO WORRY. I DOUBT IT WILL AFFECT
YOUR POSITION AS HIS PRIME PUNK.
1298
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:01,458
I THINK IF GANDHI
1299
01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:02,792
HAD HAD TO HANG
OUT WITH YOU
1300
01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,328
FOR ANY PROLONGED
PERIOD OF TIME
1301
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,830
HE'D HAVE ENDED UP KICKING
THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
1302
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,333
FUCKWIT.
1303
01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,001
WHY, IGBY?
1304
01:06:11,035 --> 01:06:12,236
RACHEL.
1305
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,372
YOU'RE SCREWING
RACHEL?
1306
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,041
YOU'RE SCREWING
RACHEL?
1307
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:19,309
WHERE WAS RACHEL WHEN
ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?
1308
01:06:20,244 --> 01:06:21,478
OD'd.
1309
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,182
IS SHE DEAD?
1310
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,784
ST. VINCENT'S.
1311
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:31,688
UNBELIEVABLE.
1312
01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,492
MOM WANTED ME TO
ESCORT YOU DOWN TO D.C.
1313
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,394
AND DELIVER YOU
TO ST. ANTHONY'S,
1314
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,663
BUT YOU CAN'T
TRAVEL NOW.
1315
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,531
AT LEAST NOT WITH ME.
1316
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:43,900
I'M NOT GOING.
1317
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:45,569
I TOOK THE
EQUIVALENCY TEST.
1318
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:46,636
I DON'T
HAVE TO GO.
1319
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:47,637
HUMOR HER.
1320
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:49,506
HUMOR ME AND FUCK OFF.
1321
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,143
APPARENTLY, THEY
FOUND ANOTHER LUMP.
1322
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,344
GOOD.
1323
01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:10,527
SAY HELLO TO
SOOKIE FOR ME.
1324
01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:23,540
YOU SEE...
1325
01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:26,410
I HAVE THIS...
1326
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,147
I FEEL...
1327
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,182
THIS
1328
01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:33,617
GREAT,
1329
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:35,152
GREAT
1330
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,087
PRESSURE
1331
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:40,657
COMING DOWN ON ME.
1332
01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:44,661
IT'S CRUSHING ME.
1333
01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:05,349
IT'S JUST YOU
AND ME, OLD MAN.
1334
01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:09,419
JUST
1335
01:08:10,154 --> 01:08:11,421
YOU AND ME.
1336
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:52,128
SOOKIE?
1337
01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:53,830
SOOKIE, ARE
YOU THERE?
1338
01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:56,466
OH, MY GOD! IGBY!
1339
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,001
UM...
1340
01:08:58,034 --> 01:08:59,669
I'M IN THE SHOWER.
1341
01:08:59,703 --> 01:09:01,471
GO AWAY. COME
BACK LATER!
1342
01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,540
WE'VE GOT TO GO NOW. I
GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
1343
01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:04,774
WHAT?
1344
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:06,486
WE GOTTA GO NOW. I KNOW
WE SAID THE SUMMER,
1345
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:08,545
BUT WE GOTTA GO NOW.
1346
01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:10,814
IGBY, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
1347
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:12,782
OLLIE. YES, I
KNOW. I KNOW.
1348
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,150
HOW SOON CAN
YOU BE READY?
1349
01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:16,220
I CAN'T GO WITH
YOU, IGBY. I CAN'T.
1350
01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,122
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
1351
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,990
NO. NO, NO,
THEY HAVEN'T.
1352
01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,359
YOU'RE MY FRIEND!
1353
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,628
MY FRIEND. THAT HASN'T
CHANGED, RIGHT?
1354
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:28,565
NO. NO. THAT HASN'T
CHANGED. BUT, UM...
1355
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,400
OLLIE AND I ARE...
1356
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:34,137
WE'RE THE SAME
AGE, AND, UM...
1357
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,372
NO!
1358
01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:36,406
NO!
1359
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,141
NO!
1360
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,676
IGBY, IGBY,
CALM DOWN!
1361
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:42,679
THIS IS PERFECT! THIS
IS FUCKING PERFECT!
1362
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:45,315
SOOKIE SAPPERSTEIN AND
THE YOUNG REPUBLICAN.
1363
01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:46,816
OF COURSE.
HOW NATURAL!
1364
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,184
SHUT UP, IGBY!
1365
01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:49,986
YOU THINK YOU'RE
WHAT HE WANTS?
1366
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,688
YOU THINK THAT
YOU FIT THE PICTURE
1367
01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:53,357
OF HOW HE WANTS
HIS LIFE TO LOOK?
1368
01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:55,492
YOU THINK THAT HE'D BRING
YOU BACK TO OUR MOTHER
1369
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,060
AS A POTENTIAL WIFE?
1370
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,662
OUR MOTHER?
1371
01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,196
SURE, SHE'D BE
NICE TO YOUR FACE,
1372
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,531
BUT THE FIRST
OPPORTUNITY
1373
01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:03,500
SHE'D PULL HIM ASIDE
AND WARN HIM OFF.
1374
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:07,203
"MONGREL CHILDREN HAVE SUCH A
HARD TIME FITTING IN, DEAREST!"
1375
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,038
SHUT UP, IGBY!
1376
01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:10,907
HE WILL LIE TO YOU!
1377
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,108
HE WILL LIE TO YOU!
1378
01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:14,878
HE WILL USE YOU UP
AND MARRY SOME INBRED
1379
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:16,513
DARIEN FRAU WHO
WILL BEGET HIM
1380
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,748
ALL THE TOWHEADED
BRATS HE CAN AFFORD.
1381
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,384
GO AWAY, IGBY!
1382
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,419
THEY ARE RIGID
AND THEY ARE COLD!
1383
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:25,054
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THEY
ARE COLD, COLD, COLD
1384
01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:26,890
TO THE FUCKIN' BONE!
1385
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:28,625
SOOKIE!
1386
01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:34,331
I'M NOT
GOING WITH YOU, IGBY.
1387
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:45,409
I'M SCARED.
1388
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:05,028
YOU'RE JUST A GLUTTON FOR FUCKIN'
PUNISHMENT, AREN'T YOU, IGS?
1389
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,265
♪
1390
01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,739
♪ BONES SINKIN' LIKE STONES
1391
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:18,708
♪ ALL THAT WE FOUGHT FOR
1392
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:23,613
♪ HOMES, PLACES WE'VE GROWN
1393
01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,683
♪ ALL OF US ARE DONE FOR
1394
01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:32,722
♪ AND WE LIVE IN
A BEAUTIFUL WORLD ♪
1395
01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,427
♪ YEAH WE DO, YEAH WE DO
1396
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:40,730
♪ WE LIVE IN A
BEAUTIFUL WORLD ♪
1397
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,970
♪ BONES SINKIN' LIKE STONES
1398
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,906
♪ ALL THAT WE FOUGHT FOR
1399
01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:55,011
♪ HOMES, PLACES WE'VE GROWN
1400
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:58,047
♪ ALL OF US ARE DONE FOR
1401
01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:03,987
♪ AND WE LIVE IN A
BEAUTIFUL WORLD ♪
1402
01:12:06,356 --> 01:12:08,825
♪ YEAH WE DO, YEAH WE DO
1403
01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:12,028
♪ WE LIVE IN A
BEAUTIFUL WORLD ♪
1404
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,901
RUSSEL!
1405
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,370
RUSSEL!
1406
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,841
RUSSEL, I NEED A JOB!
1407
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,222
HELLO?
1408
01:12:39,255 --> 01:12:40,424
LISA FIEDLER'S?
1409
01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,691
UH-HUH.
1410
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:43,693
I KNOW A GIRL
FROM BALTIMORE.
1411
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:45,895
SO WHAT?
1412
01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:49,433
I KNOW A GIRL
FROM BALTIMORE.
1413
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:51,468
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1414
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,072
I KNOW A GIRL
FROM BALTIMORE!
1415
01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:57,774
SO DO I!
1416
01:12:57,807 --> 01:13:00,710
LISA, THERE'S SOME GUY HERE
FOR YOU, BUT HE KEEPS TALKING...
1417
01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:02,178
WHO IS IT?
1418
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,347
I DON'T KNOW. HE'S SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT BALTIMORE?
1419
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,549
THE DRUGS!
1420
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,050
OH, THE DRUGS!
1421
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:11,588
IT'S ME. I'M AT
FIEDLER'S HOUSE.
1422
01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:14,624
SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF SHE CAN
PAY WITH A PERSONAL CHECK.
1423
01:13:14,658 --> 01:13:15,792
YOU HAVE NO CASH?
1424
01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:17,427
NO.
1425
01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:20,063
I MIGHT HAVE ENOUGH IN
TRAVELERS' CHECKS AND FRANCS.
1426
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:22,699
HER ROOMMATE SAYS SHE MAY HAVE
ENOUGH IN TRAVELERS' CHECKS.
1427
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,634
AND FRANCS!
1428
01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:27,103
AND FRANCS.
1429
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:30,239
MMM-HMM.
1430
01:13:30,774 --> 01:13:32,008
OK.
1431
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:34,177
YOU'LL OWE US.
1432
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,115
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, GUY?
1433
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,750
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1434
01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:47,457
MISS PIGGEE?
1435
01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:49,926
YES?
1436
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:51,294
IT'S IGBY.
1437
01:13:53,129 --> 01:13:55,999
OLLIE SLOCUMB'S
YOUNGER BROTHER, IGBY.
1438
01:13:57,166 --> 01:14:00,003
IGBY, OH,
OF COURSE!
1439
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:01,204
OF COURSE!
1440
01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:03,807
HOW IS OLLIE?
1441
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,341
COLUMBIA, RIGHT?
1442
01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,744
RIGHT.
1443
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,580
WE'RE ALL HOPING THAT ONCE HE'S
HEALED A BIT FROM THE ACCIDENT
1444
01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:12,281
THAT HE'LL BE ABLE TO
1445
01:14:12,315 --> 01:14:14,918
LEAD A FAIRLY NORMAL LIFE
AND BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO A...
1446
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,319
OH, NO!
1447
01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:18,421
WHAT HAPPENED?
1448
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,656
WELL,
1449
01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,425
APPARENTLY, AS FAR
AS ANYONE CAN TELL,
1450
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,960
HE WAS TEN-SPEEDING
1451
01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:26,596
A GAZILLION MILES AN HOUR
THROUGH CENTRAL PARK,
1452
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:29,633
RACING WITH ALL THE
OTHER YOUNG TURKS,
1453
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:31,868
WHEN APPARENTLY, HE
CAUGHT HIS OWN REFLECTION
1454
01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:34,971
IN THE HANDLEBAR
MIRROR, AND BECAME SO
1455
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:38,107
AROUSED BY IT THAT HE
BURST HIS SPEEDO SHORTS
1456
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,676
WHICH THEN GOT
CAUGHT IN THE GEARS
1457
01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:42,345
AND JUST THREW HIM ON
HIS FACE, SPLATTER.
1458
01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:44,514
LUCKILY, SOMEONE HAD
THE PRESENCE OF MIND
1459
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,850
TO SCRAPE HIS FACE
OFF THE PAVEMENT
1460
01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:48,051
AND PUT IT ON ICE.
1461
01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:50,019
DOCTORS WERE ABLE TO
GRAFT MOST OF IT BACK...
1462
01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:51,053
I'M SORRY.
1463
01:14:55,358 --> 01:14:57,561
AND YOU, YOU, UM...
1464
01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:59,529
WELL, THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO.
1465
01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:02,365
BIGGER-PICTURE
DARWINISM.
1466
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,469
YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
1467
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,671
WOW!
1468
01:15:07,704 --> 01:15:09,372
YES, YES.
1469
01:15:09,405 --> 01:15:11,641
IGBY SLOCUMB WAS
IN MY ART CLASS.
1470
01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:13,543
HE WAS ONE OF
MY STUDENTS.
1471
01:15:13,577 --> 01:15:16,613
YOU USED TO CALL ME MISS
PIGGY, DIDN'T YOU, IGBY?
1472
01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:18,548
YEAH.
1473
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,322
DO YOU WANT ME TO
CUT THIS FOR YOU?
1474
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,262
FUCK!
1475
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,002
LUCKY CHARMS?
1476
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,036
WHAT?
1477
01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:43,339
FUCKIN' LUCKY CHARMS!
1478
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,874
I DON'T KNOW.
1479
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,653
PSYCHO BITCH!
1480
01:15:59,255 --> 01:16:01,891
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH
HER LUCKY CHARMS?
1481
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:03,627
NOTHING.
1482
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:07,163
SHE'S A BIT UPSET.
1483
01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:10,600
HER ONE-WOMAN SHOW
WASN'T TERRIBLY
1484
01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:13,469
WELL RECEIVED AT
THE PYRAMID TONIGHT.
1485
01:16:13,502 --> 01:16:15,104
REALLY?
MMM.
1486
01:16:15,138 --> 01:16:17,774
THE WORLD ISN'T
READY FOR PEEKA!
1487
01:16:18,174 --> 01:16:19,142
NO?
1488
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,576
I TOLD HER.
1489
01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:23,980
LORNA LUFT WAS JUST
TOO FUCKING OBSCURE.
1490
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:26,249
PEOPLE JUST THINK
YOU'RE DOING A BAD LIZA.
1491
01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:28,284
I LOVE LORNA.
1492
01:16:28,317 --> 01:16:30,019
OH, YEAH. ME, TOO.
1493
01:16:35,825 --> 01:16:37,560
OH, HEY.
HEY.
1494
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,395
YOUR BROTHER IS
LOOKING FOR YOU.
1495
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:40,630
YEAH?
1496
01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:41,798
YEAH.
1497
01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,000
YOUR MOM IS DYING.
1498
01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:45,168
YEAH?
1499
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,105
YEAH.
1500
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,776
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE
TO THINK OF IT AS?
1501
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:53,943
WHAT?
1502
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,781
LIKE AN ACT OF GOD.
1503
01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:01,985
IF THERE WERE A GOD, HE'D
HAVE ACTED A LOT SOONER.
1504
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:03,119
WHAT?
1505
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,320
NOTHING.
1506
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:07,757
HE LEFT YOU A TICKET.
1507
01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,125
EXCELLENT.
1508
01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:11,094
IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE.
1509
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,129
HE WANTED ME TO
TELL YOU THAT.
1510
01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:14,297
DICK.
1511
01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:43,526
HEY.
1512
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:47,163
I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.
1513
01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:51,935
RACHEL?
1514
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:53,870
IGBY?
1515
01:17:57,741 --> 01:17:59,142
TOILET PAPER?
1516
01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,146
HERE.
1517
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:04,513
IT'S RUSSEL'S.
1518
01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:08,818
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
1519
01:18:08,852 --> 01:18:11,721
I'M PRETTY
SENSATIONAL, ACTUALLY.
1520
01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:14,290
AND YOU?
1521
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:16,292
GOOD.
1522
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,027
REALLY.
1523
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:19,963
UM, BUT...
1524
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,633
HOW IS D.H.?
1525
01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:29,238
DOES HE MISS ME?
1526
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:30,840
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
TO HIM SINCE...
1527
01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,408
I BET HE DOES.
1528
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,649
IGBY, YOU'RE CUTE.
1529
01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:56,332
COME ON.
1530
01:18:58,234 --> 01:18:59,335
DOWN.
1531
01:19:08,311 --> 01:19:10,046
IGBY! IGBY!
1532
01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:11,180
WHAT?
1533
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:13,682
YOUR POOR MOTHER.
1534
01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:29,565
I'VE BEEN HOARDING
SECONAL LIKE A PROPER JUNKIE.
1535
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,567
I'M READY, OLLIE.
1536
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,837
IT'S TIME TO ROUND
UP YOUR BROTHER.
1537
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:15,711
WHAT'S THIS?
1538
01:20:15,744 --> 01:20:17,546
AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE.
1539
01:20:18,514 --> 01:20:19,748
I ACCEPT.
1540
01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:26,622
I'M GOING TO D.C. THIS
WEEKEND TO KILL MY MOTHER.
1541
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,024
I'M SHOCKED.
1542
01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:32,795
OLLIE CALLED ME.
1543
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,864
APPARENTLY, HE
CALLED EVERYBODY.
1544
01:20:34,898 --> 01:20:36,299
STOLE YOUR THUNDER.
1545
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,766
ASSHOLE.
1546
01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:41,737
THIS MUST BE
VERY HARD ON YOU.
1547
01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:44,173
NOT AS FUCKING HARD AS
IT'S GOING TO BE ON HER.
1548
01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:45,909
YOU'RE JUST
ANGRY AND CONFUSED.
1549
01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:47,576
OH, MY GOD, DON'T
DO THAT TO ME.
1550
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:48,744
WHAT?
1551
01:20:48,777 --> 01:20:49,879
PSYCH 101 ME.
1552
01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:51,147
YOU'RE A FURIOUS BOY.
1553
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,982
I MEAN, EVENTUALLY
YOU WON'T BE A BOY
1554
01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:54,383
AND IT'LL EAT YOU UP.
1555
01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:55,985
FURIOUS BOY?
1556
01:20:56,019 --> 01:20:59,722
THE THOUGHT THAT I'M GOING
TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT
1557
01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:03,692
EVER HAVING TOLD HER TO FUCK OFF,
IS PRETTY GODDAMN INFURIATING.
1558
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:19,775
DO YOU HATE MY GUTS?
1559
01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:21,577
FOR LIKE A
MONTH I DID.
1560
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:23,947
NOW YOU'RE NOT
EVEN IN MY TOP 5.
1561
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:25,248
GOOD.
1562
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:27,283
I MISSED YOU.
1563
01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:28,918
UH...
1564
01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:31,787
MY LIFE IS, I
DON'T KNOW. I'M...
1565
01:21:31,820 --> 01:21:33,489
I'M DROWNING IN ASSHOLES.
1566
01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:36,292
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
1567
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,462
YEAH.
1568
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,131
LISTEN, AFTER...
1569
01:21:42,165 --> 01:21:44,733
I'M NOT COMING BACK.
NOT TO NEW YORK.
1570
01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:45,969
I KNOW.
1571
01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:50,439
CAN WE GO BACK TO YOUR MOM'S
APARTMENT AND HAVE SEX?
1572
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:52,141
NO!
1573
01:21:52,175 --> 01:21:54,477
YOU THINK THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
IT WON'T.
1574
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:57,280
IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU FEEL
REALLY EMPTY AND SAD.
1575
01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:00,816
YOU'RE BETTER
OFF MASTURBATING.
1576
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:08,791
THANK YOU FOR COMING DOWN.
1577
01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:11,427
DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK UP
MY INHERITANCE, DID I?
1578
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,863
OLLIE HAS
TALKED TO YOU?
1579
01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:16,665
HMM?
1580
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,769
HE EXPLAINED WHAT
IS TO TAKE PLACE?
1581
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,638
HE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU
1582
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:24,573
WITH A PHONE RECEIVER,
BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY
1583
01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:26,475
GO INTO SPECIFICS, NO.
1584
01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:28,344
IGBY.
1585
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:39,488
THE IRONY IS THAT I TOOK FOR
GRANTED I'D OUTLIVE YOU ALL.
1586
01:22:39,522 --> 01:22:42,658
YOU'D THINK, IN THIS FAMILY,
THAT I WOULD BE THE LEAST LIKELY.
1587
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:44,927
JASON, HAPPY
AS A CLAM.
1588
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,862
HE'LL LIVE FOREVER IN
THE INSTITUTION, YOU...
1589
01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:49,865
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
DYING, I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE.
1590
01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:52,501
NOT FOR ANYTHING
THAT I'VE EVER DONE.
1591
01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:56,672
WHY DO YOU WANT ME
TO BE HERE, MOTHER?
1592
01:22:58,574 --> 01:23:00,043
COMIC RELIEF?
1593
01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:28,371
I'M GOING
FOR A WALK.
1594
01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:39,515
OLLIE, WHAT ARE
YOU DRINKING?
1595
01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:40,716
SCOTCH.
1596
01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:41,950
SCOTCH!
1597
01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:45,988
WELL, I GUESS
D.H. TOLD YOU.
1598
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,156
WHAT?
1599
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:48,924
WELL, WE'VE
DECIDED TO BUMP
1600
01:23:48,957 --> 01:23:50,993
ALL THOSE INCREDIBLY
PROMINENT
1601
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,496
AND TERRIBLY CHIC
PERSONS THAT YOU WERE
1602
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:56,165
EXPECTING TO SPEAK AT
YOUR MEMORIAL, AND,
1603
01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:58,367
WELL, HAVE ME SPEAK
FOR 2 HOURS OR SO.
1604
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:00,869
WHAT A CLEVER IDEA.
1605
01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,905
YOU DO UNDERSTAND,
THOUGH, DON'T YOU,
1606
01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:05,074
THAT IT IS CUSTOMARY
IN A EULOGY
1607
01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:08,344
TO AT LEAST MAKE
REFERENCE TO THE DECEASED?
1608
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,146
I INTEND TO, MOTHER.
1609
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,748
TIME PERMITTING.
1610
01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:19,822
ARE WE READY, OLLIE?
1611
01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:22,791
SHALL WE DO THIS?
1612
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,629
YOU UNDERSTAND,
ONCE WE START,
1613
01:24:26,662 --> 01:24:28,597
YOU MUST GET AS MUCH
INSIDE YOU AS POSSIBLE.
1614
01:24:28,631 --> 01:24:30,933
YES, YES, YES. WE'VE
BEEN THROUGH THIS.
1615
01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,603
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO DO THIS AGAIN.
1616
01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:37,973
NO.
1617
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,179
UGH!
1618
01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:45,080
UGH.
1619
01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:46,115
MMM.
1620
01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:48,451
IS THAT STRAWBERRY?
1621
01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:51,320
I THOUGHT THE IDEA WAS TO STOP
ME FROM VOMITING UP THE POISON.
1622
01:24:58,694 --> 01:24:59,862
WAIT. WAIT.
1623
01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:01,497
IGBY,
1624
01:25:01,964 --> 01:25:03,132
IGBY,
1625
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,668
I TAKE IT YOU KNOW
D.H. IS YOUR FATHER.
1626
01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:08,737
NO.
1627
01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,540
THEN I'M REALLY
GLAD I TOLD YOU.
1628
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,010
MAKE YUM-YUM, MIMI.
1629
01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:31,894
MIMI?
1630
01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:37,633
MUCH LOVE, ALL RIGHT?
1631
01:27:03,952 --> 01:27:06,489
C'MON, WAKE UP!
1632
01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:15,531
COME ON!
1633
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,132
COME ON!
1634
01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:23,138
OH, GOD,
I'M SORRY.
1635
01:27:36,519 --> 01:27:37,853
I'M SORRY.
1636
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,438
LISTEN...
1637
01:27:57,039 --> 01:27:59,107
DO YOU WANNA
SEE THE BODY
1638
01:27:59,141 --> 01:28:00,943
BEFORE THEY COME
TO COLLECT IT?
1639
01:28:10,018 --> 01:28:11,687
I'VE SEEN IT.
1640
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,622
♪
1641
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,014
EXCUSE ME.
1642
01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,856
HELLO, MRS. HATHAWAY?
1643
01:28:49,191 --> 01:28:51,360
THIS IS
JASON SLOCUMB, JR.
1644
01:28:53,228 --> 01:28:54,663
IGBY.
1645
01:28:56,198 --> 01:28:57,900
NO, I'M AFRAID
SHE CAN'T.
1646
01:28:58,567 --> 01:29:00,469
'CAUSE SHE'S DEAD.
1647
01:29:00,503 --> 01:29:03,772
HE'S ALWAYS ENJOYED BEING
THE BEARER OF BAD TIDINGS.
1648
01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:11,346
HELLO, MRS. BITTLE.
IT'S IGBY.
1649
01:29:12,448 --> 01:29:13,982
IF YOU COULD
SIGN THIS RELEASE.
1650
01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:15,418
I'D LOVE TO, MRS. BITTLE,
1651
01:29:15,451 --> 01:29:17,019
BUT SHE'S DEAD.
1652
01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:34,703
GREAT JOB.
1653
01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,772
THANK YOU.
1654
01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:38,707
AUNT PENELOPE?
1655
01:29:38,741 --> 01:29:39,942
IT'S IGBY.
1656
01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:41,977
WELL, THIS ALL SEEMS
TO BE IN ORDER.
1657
01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:45,047
YES, I'M IN WASHINGTON.
1658
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:48,116
THIS IS FOR YOU
AND YOUR HELPERS.
1659
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:51,086
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S
VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.
1660
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,856
MMM-HMM. YEAH.
1661
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:56,892
YES, I'M SURE SHE'D
LOVE TO, AUNT PENELOPE.
1662
01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:59,394
YES. YEAH. EXCEPT
FOR ONE THING.
1663
01:30:20,649 --> 01:30:23,218
YES, AUNT PENELOPE,
I'M SURE SHE WAS.
1664
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,553
YES.
1665
01:30:24,587 --> 01:30:26,254
TUESDAY.
1666
01:30:26,288 --> 01:30:27,456
THANK YOU.
1667
01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:29,424
BYE-BYE.
1668
01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:37,633
IT'S IRONIC...
1669
01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:42,738
THAT THE FIRST TIME IN MY
ENTIRE LIFE THAT I FEEL
1670
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,708
REMOTELY AFFECTIONATE
TOWARD HER IS WHEN SHE'S DEAD.
1671
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:51,013
YOU BEAT UP HER CORPSE.
1672
01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:54,016
NO, AFTER THAT.
1673
01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:56,318
THE SERVICE
IS IN 2 DAYS.
1674
01:30:56,351 --> 01:30:57,953
YOU CAN STAY IN
YOUR OLD ROOM.
1675
01:30:57,986 --> 01:31:00,155
YOU KILLED HER,
OLLIE. YOU BURY HER.
1676
01:31:01,857 --> 01:31:04,493
I'M JOKING.
1677
01:31:04,527 --> 01:31:09,464
LISTEN, I'VE GOT THIS
DISCOUNT FARE, AND...
1678
01:31:09,498 --> 01:31:12,167
IT'D BE KIND OF
HYPOCRITICAL OF ME.
1679
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,436
YOU KNOW.
1680
01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:16,605
YOU'LL HANDLE IT LIKE
EVERYTHING ELSE, RIGHT?
1681
01:31:16,639 --> 01:31:17,873
RIGHT.
1682
01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:21,276
YOU SHOULD HATE ME.
1683
01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:22,545
I DON'T.
1684
01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:23,646
YOU SHOULD.
1685
01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:24,880
I DON'T HATE YOU.
1686
01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:26,949
DON'T BE INDULGENT.
1687
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:28,350
NEVER THAT.
1688
01:31:29,752 --> 01:31:31,520
YOU'RE GOING
TO CALIFORNIA?
1689
01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,288
YEP. THE
SUNSHINE STATE.
1690
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:36,324
ACTUALLY, FLORIDA'S
THE SUNSHINE STATE.
1691
01:31:36,358 --> 01:31:38,561
REALLY?
1692
01:31:38,594 --> 01:31:41,664
WELL, 3,000 FUCKIN'
MILES AWAY FROM HERE.
1693
01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:43,832
IS THERE A NUMBER
WHERE WE CAN REACH YOU?
1694
01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:45,834
WE? NO.
1695
01:31:45,868 --> 01:31:47,670
YOU'LL CALL
WHEN THERE IS.
1696
01:31:53,676 --> 01:31:57,312
THERE REALLY ISN'T THAT
MUCH BETWEEN US, IS THERE?
1697
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,048
JUST AN EVER-DIMINISHING
AMOUNT OF BLOOD.
1698
01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:05,688
BYE.
1699
01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:11,694
WELL DONE.
1700
01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,708
♪
1701
01:32:30,879 --> 01:32:33,281
♪ I PULLED INTO NAZARETH
1702
01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:36,484
♪ I WAS A FEELIN'
ABOUT HALF PAST DEAD ♪
1703
01:32:37,753 --> 01:32:40,689
♪ I JUST NEED SOME PLACE
1704
01:32:40,723 --> 01:32:44,960
♪ WHERE I CAN LAY MY HEAD
1705
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:47,863
♪ HEY MISTER,
CAN YOU TELL ME ♪
1706
01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:52,100
♪ WHERE A MAN
MIGHT FIND A BED? ♪
1707
01:32:52,134 --> 01:32:55,237
♪ HE JUST GRINNED
AND SHOOK MY HAND ♪
1708
01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:57,973
♪ AND "NO" WAS ALL HE SAID
1709
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:02,110
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1710
01:33:02,845 --> 01:33:05,247
♪ TAKE A LOAD FOR FREE
1711
01:33:06,448 --> 01:33:09,184
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1712
01:33:10,485 --> 01:33:13,155
♪ AND
1713
01:33:13,188 --> 01:33:16,591
♪ YOU CAN PUT THE
LOAD RIGHT ON ME ♪
1714
01:33:23,265 --> 01:33:25,801
♪ I PICKED UP MY BAG
1715
01:33:25,834 --> 01:33:29,171
♪ I WENT LOOKING FOR
A PLACE TO HIDE ♪
1716
01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:33,475
♪ WHEN I SAW CARMEN
AND THE DEVIL ♪
1717
01:33:33,508 --> 01:33:37,445
♪ WALKING SIDE BY SIDE
1718
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:40,148
♪ I SAID, "HEY NOW, CARMEN
1719
01:33:40,182 --> 01:33:43,185
♪ "COME ON, LET'S
GO DOWNTOWN" ♪
1720
01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:47,422
♪ SHE SAID "I GOTTA GO
1721
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:50,325
♪ "BUT MY FRIEND
CAN STICK AROUND" ♪
1722
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:54,196
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1723
01:33:55,330 --> 01:33:57,332
♪ TAKE A LOAD FOR FREE
1724
01:33:58,867 --> 01:34:01,403
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1725
01:34:02,871 --> 01:34:05,774
♪ AND
1726
01:34:05,808 --> 01:34:08,711
♪ YOU CAN PUT THE
LOAD RIGHT ON ME ♪
1727
01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:25,327
♪ GO DOWN, MISS MOSES
1728
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,563
♪ THERE'S NOTHIN'
YOU CAN SAY ♪
1729
01:34:29,898 --> 01:34:32,534
♪ IT'S JUST OL' LUKE, AND
1730
01:34:32,567 --> 01:34:35,537
♪ LUKE'S A-WAITIN'
ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY ♪
1731
01:34:36,839 --> 01:34:39,474
♪ "WELL, LUKE, MY FRIEND
1732
01:34:39,507 --> 01:34:43,712
♪ "WHAT ABOUT
YOUNG ANNA LEE?" ♪
1733
01:34:43,746 --> 01:34:46,815
♪ "WON'T YOU DO
ME A FAVOR, SON ♪
1734
01:34:46,849 --> 01:34:50,886
♪ "WON'T YOU STAY AND
KEEP ANNA LEE COMPANY?" ♪
1735
01:34:50,919 --> 01:34:53,688
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1736
01:34:54,589 --> 01:34:56,859
♪ TAKE A LOAD FOR FREE
1737
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:00,695
♪ TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNY
1738
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,833
♪ AND
1739
01:35:04,867 --> 01:35:08,270
♪ YOU CAN PUT THE
LOAD RIGHT ON ME ♪
1740
01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:12,307
♪ OOH, OOH
1741
01:35:19,447 --> 01:35:22,751
♪
1742
01:35:22,785 --> 01:35:26,454
♪ I KNOW A MAN WHO LIVES
UNDER HIS COVERS ♪
1743
01:35:26,488 --> 01:35:29,624
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1744
01:35:29,657 --> 01:35:31,960
♪ LOST HIS MIND
FROM THE T.V. ♪
1745
01:35:31,994 --> 01:35:36,564
♪ AND NOW HE'S PLAYING GOD
1746
01:35:36,598 --> 01:35:40,068
♪ SOMEBODY TOLD HIM
THAT HE WAS NO GOOD AT ♪
1747
01:35:40,102 --> 01:35:43,238
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1748
01:35:43,271 --> 01:35:45,974
♪ TALKING OUT OF
THE LEFT SIDE ♪
1749
01:35:46,008 --> 01:35:49,477
♪ OF HIS MOUTH
1750
01:35:50,345 --> 01:35:53,448
♪ AND HE WON'T FOLLOW
1751
01:35:53,481 --> 01:35:56,384
♪ THESE LINES HE'S
DRAWN FOR HIM ♪
1752
01:35:56,418 --> 01:36:00,388
♪ AND HE DON'T WANNA TRY
1753
01:36:00,422 --> 01:36:02,457
♪ SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
1754
01:36:02,490 --> 01:36:05,327
♪ LORD KNOWS WHAT HE
SEES HERE EVERY NIGHT ♪
1755
01:36:07,495 --> 01:36:10,899
♪ 3 LITTLE BOYS DRESS
UP IN THE MORNING ♪
1756
01:36:10,933 --> 01:36:14,136
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1757
01:36:14,169 --> 01:36:17,439
♪ COME BACK HOME FROM THE
SCHOOLYARD TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪
1758
01:36:17,472 --> 01:36:20,943
♪ LOVE
1759
01:36:20,976 --> 01:36:24,679
♪ BUT ON THIS OCCASION
THE BOYS FEEL THE SAME ♪
1760
01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:27,950
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1761
01:36:27,983 --> 01:36:30,752
♪ SOMETHING'S HOLDING
THEM BACK THERE ♪
1762
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,923
♪ BET IT WAS THEIR MOM
1763
01:36:34,957 --> 01:36:37,993
♪ AND THEY WON'T FOLLOW
1764
01:36:38,026 --> 01:36:40,963
♪ THESE LINES HE'S
DRAWN FOR THEM ♪
1765
01:36:40,996 --> 01:36:44,166
♪ THEY DON'T WANNA TRY
1766
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,835
♪ SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
1767
01:36:46,869 --> 01:36:49,637
♪ LORD KNOWS WHAT THEY
SEE HERE EVERY NIGHT ♪
1768
01:36:52,174 --> 01:36:55,643
♪ I KNOW A MAN WHO WAKES
UP IN THE EVENIN' ♪
1769
01:36:55,677 --> 01:36:58,780
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1770
01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:01,349
♪ LOST HIS MIND
FROM THE T.V. ♪
1771
01:37:01,383 --> 01:37:05,820
♪ AND NOW HE'S PLAYING GOD
1772
01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:09,324
♪ AND SOMEBODY TOLD HIM
THAT HE'S GOOD FOR NOTHIN' ♪
1773
01:37:09,357 --> 01:37:12,160
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
1774
01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:15,163
♪ NOW HE SCREEN PRINTS
AMERICAN T-SHIRTS ♪
1775
01:37:15,197 --> 01:37:18,566
♪ THROUGH THE NIGHT
1776
01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:22,404
♪ AND HE WON'T FOLLOW
1777
01:37:22,437 --> 01:37:25,507
♪ THESE LINES THEY'VE
DRAWN FOR HIM ♪
1778
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,843
♪ AND HE DON'T WANNA TRY
1779
01:37:29,611 --> 01:37:31,346
♪ SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
1780
01:37:31,379 --> 01:37:33,181
♪ LORD KNOWS WHAT
HE SEES HERE ♪
1781
01:37:33,215 --> 01:37:34,749
♪ SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
1782
01:37:34,782 --> 01:37:36,484
♪ LORD KNOWS WHAT
HE SEES HERE ♪
1783
01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:38,253
♪ SEEIN' IS BELIEVIN'
1784
01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:41,256
♪ LORD KNOWS WHAT HE
SEES HERE EVERY NIGHT ♪