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( Jazzy Christmas music playing )

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( quiet chattering )

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...one to screw it in,
one to pass the bar.

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( laughter )

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She is unbelievable.

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Here you go, Al. Merry Christmas.

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Thanks a lot, Mr. Ross.

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- Bert?
- Are those real?

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Thank you, Mr. Ross.

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You're drooling on my
future wife there, fellas.

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Why, thank you, too, Cliff.

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You really know how to
fuck up a guy's holiday.

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If my wife looked like that,
I'd stay home every night.

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If your wife looked like
that, she'd dump you.

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Is that a candy cane in Santa's pocket?

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It was her idea, the whole
Christmas card thing.

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It's nice, isn't it?

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Somebody get Hallmark. I'm
gonna make a fortune off this.

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Hey, Cliff, does she have a sister?

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I think she's an only child, Al.

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- Clifford?
- Sir?

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A little holiday appreciation.

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Something extra. Keep it quiet.

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Oh, sir, that's very generous, thank you.

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Oh, they love your '70s theme.

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Especially all those little lava lamps.

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Oh.

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You know, Clifford, it's
inventive minds like yours

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that helped build this company

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and shape the destiny
of our great nation.

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Sir, we design dollhouse accessories.

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Don't you ever, ever be modest.

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Merry Christmas, son.

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Excuse me, did you lose something?

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Hey, buddy. I don't think so.

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Oh, there she... isn't she something?

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Oh, yeah.

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When are you gonna learn that
there's just no future in flash?

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- Future, you want future?
- Yeah.

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I'll give you future.
24 hours in the future,

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Tammy and I are going to be sitting
on the beach in a tropical paradise

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plotting the next 50 years of our life.

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- No, no, no.
- Now, that's future.

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You know why that's not future?

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- Why?
- Because I'm gonna tell you why.

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Because flash doesn't last for 50 years.

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You know what you need?
You need substance.

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You really... substance...
Trust me on this.

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I'm gonna find you substance.
I'm really good at this.

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Let's just look for substance.

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Sue Ellen from marketing.

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She's got great legs and a
pension and health plan.

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Okay, she's perfect for you.

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Look, I am involved, buddy.

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- Just an introduction.
- I don't need an introduction.

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I found what I want.
Stop trying to fix me up, okay?

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- Okay.
- I mean it.

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Okay.

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- Betty, you know Clifford?
- Mm-hmm?

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♪ Chicks go crazy... ♪

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Woman on phone: Merry Christmas.

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Hello? Hi, Linda? It's Cliff.

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Oh, hi, Cliff. How's it going?

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Great, great, Merry Christmas.

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- Is Tammy around?
- No, I'm sorry, she's not here.

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Okay, listen, will you tell her

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the flight leaves at midnight?

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She knows that, but I'll
pick her up at 10:00, okay?

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Uh, Cliff, how do you want it?

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Fast and hard? Slow and easy?

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Standing up? Sitting down?

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What?

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She's gone, but there's
a note here for you, though.

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I'll read it, "Dear Cliff",

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sorry I can't make it. Something came up.

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Have a good time.

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"Call me when you get back. Love, Tammy."

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Have a good... that's it?

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I mean, there's nothing
about a relative dying,

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a mother needing a kidney transplant?
Nothing?

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What? No.

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Her mother's as healthy as a horse.

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Thanks, Julie.

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- ( Phone clatters )
- Bye.

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Hey, buddy. I've been looking for you.

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Hey, I have this great idea.
You'll never guess...

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This is... it's unbelievable.

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I'm talking to Frank,
right, and it comes to me.

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It's so... it's so simple.

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You know what it is? Sheer, sheer genius.

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Dollhouse landscaping.

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Dollhouse landscaping,
isn't that unbelievable?

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Look, we get teeny-weeny weeping willows,

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we get little koi ponds.

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We can even throw in some
live guppies for effect.

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- What's the matter?
- Trip's off.

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Tammy cancelled.

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( laughs )

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I'm not gonna say, "I told you so."

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Good.

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- I told ya so.
- I don't wanna hear it, Marty.

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You know, it's your own fault,

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your tunnel vision. You know that.

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You know, Marty,
we're talking about spending

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the rest of our lives with someone.

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Why can't it be the person I want?

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Why do I have to settle for less?

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Well, I'll tell you why.
Because guys like us...

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Look, guys like us don't end
up with girls like that.

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Why not? Is that written down somewhere?
Is that a rule?

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Why not? Tell me, why not?

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You know what you need?
You know what you need?

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You need someone you can trust.

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You need somebody who's dependable.

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If I want dependable, I'll marry a Volvo.

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( Chuckles ) That's funny.

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10 minutes ago,
I had two tickets to paradise.

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Now I got nothing.

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I'm sorry.

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What the hell?

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What do you want me to do?
You want me to hold ya?

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You're scaring me, Marty. Go home.

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Well, what are you gonna do?

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Look, you have a wife and a
beautiful daughter waiting for you.

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It's Christmas Eve,
go on home. I'll be fine.

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- What are you gonna do?
- I'll be fine.

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All right.

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Merry Christmas.

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Mechanical voice: Ho-ho-ho.

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Merry Christmas.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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- Hello, fat man.
- Merry Christmas.

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We're in a hurry.

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I'm sorry, could you hold, please?

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It'll be just another minute, Mrs. Stein.

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Excuse me, who can I see
about getting a refund

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- on some tickets, please?
- I'm sorry, could you hold?

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I'll be right with you.

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All right, everything's okay, Mrs. Stein.

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Your seats are confirmed.

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The kosher meal is a veal chop.

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Meat gives Walter gas.

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- Okay.
- Is there someone else here I could see?

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I'm sorry, it's just me.
I'll be with you in a minute.

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How about the vegetarian plate?

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Vegetarian plate.

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But no broccoli.

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( Phone rings )

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Sunray Tours. How may I put a
sunray smile on your face?

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- Broccoli gives Walter diarrhea.
- I'm sorry.

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And he likes the window seat.

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That's nice. If I could just
get a quick credit here.

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I'm sorry, could you hold, please?

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I'll be right with you just as soon as

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I've finished with these people.

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Okay, Mrs. Stein. You're all set.

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Okay? Great.

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These are smoking section.
Walter has emphysema.

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- Jesus, Walter.
- ( coughs )

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- ( phone rings )
- Can you hold, please?

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( Presses button )
I'll get you nonsmoking.

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Look, Mrs. Stein, you and Walter
have a lot to work out here.

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If I could just get a quick
refund on these tickets, okay?

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- Thank you.
- Sure.

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Um... oh, I'm sorry.

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It says these tickets are
nonrefundable, Mr. Godfrey.

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Yes, I know, but it's an emergency.

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No, I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.

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Are you telling me
I can't get my money back?

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What's the matter,
you don't speak English?

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She said no refunds.

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Just hold on a sec, lady.

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Look, when I bought these
tickets, I had a dream, okay?

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Is it a long dream?

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It was a romantic getaway for two.

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That's what the ad said... two.

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Not one, two, okay?
I mean, here, look at her.

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Look at that. Look at her.

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- She's very beautiful.
- Yeah, she dumped me, okay?

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- Smart move.
- Stuff it.

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Look, she's not going,
trip's off, she dumped me.

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I want the money back.
It's as simple as that.

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- It's company policy...
- I want my tickets to Shreveport.

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- Here you are, Mrs. Stein.
- Look, I'm out three grand here.

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I'll give you five for the picture.

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- What is wrong with you?
- It doesn't say about the broccoli.

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If Walter's not eating the broccoli,

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I'm not eating these tickets.

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If everybody will just give me a minute...

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I want a refund.
It is a medical emergency.

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A broken heart is not a medical
emergency, Mr. Godfrey.

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These tickets are to Helsinki.

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I'm warning you, lady. And you have
obviously never been in love, baby.

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My personal life is none
of your business, sweetie.

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- Maybe it's for the best.
- What? For the best?

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How can it possibly be for the best?

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It's not my fault things didn't work
out with you and your girlfriend.

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- Miss!
- Maybe it's better now than five years from now.

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Oh, is that supposed to make
me feel better, Mrs. Freud?

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- Miss!
- Because it doesn't, okay?

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I'm sorry, I was trying to help.

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You want to help, why don't
you join the Red Cross?

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You want a refund on your tickets?

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- Yes, get me a refund.
- Call Santa's little helper.

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Mrs. Stein: Miss, I'm growing roots here.

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Open that goddamn... open that door!

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- Forget it!
- You are all the same! All you women.

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- You're all in cahoots together.
- It's Christmas Eve!

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Miss!

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What?

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Nothing, we'll go to Helsinki.

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♪ You know Santa Claus forgot me ♪

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♪ Santa Claus, he forgot me... ♪

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Merry fucking Christmas.

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♪ ...forget about him, too ♪

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♪ Ho-ho-ho on him. ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ May your Christmas wish come true ♪

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♪ It's Christmastime ♪

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♪ Hearts are aglow ♪

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♪ Lovers kissing beneath mistletoe... ♪

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( Beeps )

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♪ Time to be with that
sweet someone who ♪

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♪ Helps to make your Christmas
wishes come true ♪

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♪ It's Christmastime ♪

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♪ How I wish I could
spend mine with you... ♪

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( Groans )

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- Have you seen my wife?
- Merry Christmas, Daddy!

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Kids!

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Hey! Oh... ( kisses )

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Ah, "It's a Wonderful Life."

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Janie, Tommy!

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Seen it.

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Where did you...

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Come back here, you drunken fool!

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George: I want to live again!

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Thank God.

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Cliff: Huh? ( scoffs )

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Oh.

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( Phone rings )

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( gasps )

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Hi, Merry Christmas.

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Clifford, Marty.

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Oh, hi, Marty.

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I feel terrible. My best friend in
the whole world reaches out to me

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and I was too ignorant to see.

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Cliff: What are you talking about?

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Look, Rosemary and I insist...

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We insist that you spend
Christmas Eve with us.

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No, I've already got plans, buddy.

252
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,696
No, we won't take no for an answer.

253
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,865
No, Marty...

254
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,782
Pal, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

255
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,951
A lot of people are alone Christmas Eve.

256
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,536
No, no, really, I got plans.

257
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,747
I'm all set up here.
I'm on my way out the door.

258
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,374
You wouldn't lie to your best friend.

259
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:16,087
Come on, would I be alone
on Christmas Eve?

260
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,050
( Pinging )

261
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,011
Cliff: Good to be around friends
on the holidays, isn't it, Ed?

262
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,096
Sure is, Cliff.

263
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,849
I mean, you really follow that
ball like nobody's business.

264
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,393
Mm-hmm.

265
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,814
- Sam?
- Sam: Yeah?

266
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,692
Can I get another one of those
Molson and shot things?

267
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,653
It's called a depth charge, Cliffy.

268
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,114
- Whatever.
- Ed: It's gone.

269
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,243
Eddie, why don't you
take over here, okay?

270
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,287
Okay.

271
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,374
Hey, little buddy. How about
a little Christmas cheer?

272
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,042
Just get Sevi a Jameson.

273
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,003
Turkey, then, Sam.

274
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,712
Sam: In a minute.

275
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,716
( Pinball machine continues pinging )

276
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,980
How about some coffee?

277
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,525
( Coughs ) I'll have another.

278
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,945
Don't you think you've had enough?

279
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:24,071
Am I still conscious?

280
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,990
Yeah.

281
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,534
Woman: Then I'll have another.

282
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,828
♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪

283
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,914
♪ Then dreidel I shall play ♪

284
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,249
♪ Oh, dreidel, dreidel... ♪

285
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,834
What?

286
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,794
♪ I made you out of clay... ♪

287
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,088
This girl over there. Her name is Amanda.

288
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,881
- Cliff: So?
- ( hiccups )

289
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,842
- Her boyfriend just left her.
- Just get me another drink.

290
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,719
- I was dumped myself, all right?
- But, Cliff...

291
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,470
Just get me another drink, please, okay?

292
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,932
You don't have to be so testy, Sparky.

293
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,644
I'm sorry, Sam.

294
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,444
Would you mind if I sit with you?

295
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,864
Look, I don't want to be rude,
but I really don't want...

296
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:12,037
Oh, my God.

297
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,043
By all means, please.

298
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,381
Here we go.

299
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,050
( Giggles )

300
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:26,926
Drinks.

301
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,052
Thanks, Sam.

302
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,804
Sure, Sparky.

303
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,517
( Coughs )

304
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,103
Smooth, isn't it?

305
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,313
Yeah.

306
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,816
- What's your name?
- Clifford.

307
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,444
My friends call me Cliff. C-cliff.

308
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,823
C-cliff, I need to talk to somebody.

309
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,117
I'm here.

310
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,243
Something terrible
happened to me tonight.

311
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,288
- What?
- I'm sorry, I can't talk about it.

312
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,999
- It's too painful.
- Okay, that's okay. You don't have to.

313
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,793
Oh.

314
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,919
Ooh.

315
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,880
Yeah, I feel pain. I feel big pain here.

316
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,173
What happened?

317
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,842
Did your boyfriend dump you or something?

318
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,469
Oh.

319
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,597
Oh, that bastard.

320
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,601
No, his name was Max.

321
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,978
We were together for almost three years.

322
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,066
We were gonna spend
Christmas together in Rio.

323
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:26,276
Instead, I caught him
in bed with another woman.

324
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,320
You're kidding? That's awful.

325
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,613
How long had that been going on?

326
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,532
11 years. She was his wife.

327
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,117
Oh, the wench. ( smacks table )

328
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,493
Gave that bitch the weekends.

329
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,204
Did she have to have him on holidays?

330
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,207
You give 'em the moon,
they want the stars, huh?

331
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,000
Cliff?

332
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,001
Yes?

333
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,837
That's very beautiful.

334
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,172
Oh, thank you.

335
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:49,591
You know, you're an extremely poetic man.

336
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,719
Well, you're not the first to say that.

337
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,306
- Can I be honest with you?
- Please do.

338
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,516
( Gasps )

339
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,102
You have hair.

340
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,854
Yeah.

341
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,606
And incredibly sexy eyes.

342
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,275
Yeah, two of 'em.

343
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,111
- I feel...
- What? What do you feel?

344
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,280
Very attracted to you.

345
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:16,285
- Really?
- Yeah, I feel an incredible amount

346
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:20,164
of "elestricity" between us.

347
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,540
( Cliff groans )

348
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,917
I think that's just the alcohol talking.

349
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,378
Oh, I promise you, I am
not the least bit drunk.

350
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,505
- Okay.
- Whoa!

351
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,508
- Ow.
- You know, you're in no position, at this point,

352
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,051
to be attracted to another man.

353
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,137
It's too soon. You're too fragile.

354
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,638
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

355
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,182
Don't you find me attractive?

356
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,934
Oh, God. I'm sure you get
catcalls from priests.

357
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,811
- It's just that...
- Mm, Cliff.

358
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,063
There's a flame burning inside me

359
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,984
and I need your flesh
to soothe the fever.

360
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,527
I could do that.

361
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:56,033
Well, then get me outta here now.

362
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,576
Oh.

363
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,162
Check, Sam.

364
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:02,122
Come on. Please, God, please.

365
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,415
Come on.

366
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,126
Come on, please.

367
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,210
Yes!

368
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,045
( Calypso music playing )

369
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,216
( plane roars )

370
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:19,015
- ( squawking )
- ( whistling ) Hola.

371
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,519
Hola.

372
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,064
Hola.

373
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,489
Hola, hola, hola.

374
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,117
( Woman groaning )

375
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,579
( Cliff gargling )

376
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,544
( Cliff spits, smacks lips ) Ah.

377
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,268
Mm.

378
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,520
Good morning, muffin.

379
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:09,190
- Mm.
- Mm.

380
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,816
- ( Screams )
- What? What is it?

381
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,568
- Who are you? Who are you?
- What? Who am I?

382
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,195
You're kidding, right?

383
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,697
Where the hell am I?

384
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,950
And what was I doing in bed with you?

385
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,911
Oh, boy, we got a lot to talk about.

386
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,497
Wait a minute. What are you doing?

387
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,374
- Who are you calling?
- 9-1-1.

388
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,042
No, that's not necessary.
Please just put the phone down.

389
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,502
One more step and I'll scream.

390
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,712
- Just give me the phone.
- Back!

391
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,339
Okay, I'm not moving.

392
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,090
Okay?

393
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,384
Now, I gotta tell ya,
I'm a little disappointed

394
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,261
at your reaction this morning.

395
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,763
I mean, we did do more than exchange
telephone numbers last night.

396
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,931
You mean, I...

397
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,600
Several majestic times, yes.

398
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,060
Oh, this isn't happening.

399
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,980
- Amanda...
- Oh, God, you know my name.

400
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,690
Amanda, it is me, Clifford.

401
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,191
It's Big Cliffy.

402
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,404
The man you called
your holiday love bunny.

403
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,405
( laughs )

404
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,741
- Yes.
- Oh, I get it. This is a joke.

405
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,200
You're a friend of my brother's...

406
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,660
No, it is not a joke.

407
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,288
I don't even know your brother.

408
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,997
We're not friends.
I've never met your brother.

409
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,915
We met last night at Sam's bar.

410
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,168
We had a few drinks, we fell in love,

411
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,961
now here we are.

412
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,006
I'm sorry, I just can't remember.

413
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,300
I must have had too much
to drink last night.

414
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,552
( laughs )

415
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:24,014
You're telling me
you don't remember anything?

416
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,267
What you're telling me is...

417
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,270
What you're telling me is you
don't remember anything...

418
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,564
Anything... that happened last night?

419
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,485
- Sorry.
- I don't believe this.

420
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,528
I mean, I was so good last night,
I'm screaming my own name.

421
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,989
They're gonna have to change
the springs on the bed...

422
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,950
- Amanda: Look, Biff...
- Cliff.

423
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,287
My name is Cliff.

424
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,248
Whatever. Let's just
forget about last night.

425
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,252
Could you call me a taxi?

426
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,757
- Amanda?
- Yeah?

427
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,176
There is something you should know.

428
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,177
Yeah?

429
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,762
You see, last night, you were very...

430
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,014
- You were very, very upset.
- ( door opens )

431
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,351
And, well, you asked me to take you away.

432
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,726
- ( Zipper zips )
- Amanda: Oh.

433
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,271
Honestly, you don't need to explain.

434
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,773
No, I think I do.

435
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,566
Oh, I get it.

436
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,901
You're worried about what kind of guy

437
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,446
I think you are for bringing me to a...

438
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,905
Hold that... a hotel.

439
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,532
- No, that's not it.
- You're married?

440
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,158
Well, you don't have to worry.

441
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,077
Your wife will never find out.

442
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,456
No, that's not it either.

443
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,833
- You see...
- Good-bye, Biff.

444
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,626
( Calypso music playing )

445
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,255
Cliff: I don't think a
taxi's gonna get you home.

446
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,592
Wait, wait, muffin!

447
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,302
Do that again and you lose a finger.

448
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,346
Amanda, what do you have waiting
for you back in Chicago?

449
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,181
Woman on phone: American
Airlines, how may I help you?

450
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,183
- Max?
- How do you know about Max?

451
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,477
You keep forgetting,
we got very close last night.

452
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,355
How could he do that to me?

453
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,565
I keep asking myself the same question.

454
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,275
He didn't even call.

455
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,402
Amanda, you have to forget about him.

456
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,903
He's probably in Rio by now,

457
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:05,157
working on his suntan,
sipping on coconut teasers.

458
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,492
By the pool with that
selfish wife of his.

459
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,369
That son of a bitch.

460
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,872
Think he's wondering about where
you're spending your Christmas?

461
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,874
You think he cares? I don't think so.

462
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,333
Where was his concern last night

463
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,461
when he knew the condition
you must have been in?

464
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,505
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

465
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,298
For all he cares, I could have been

466
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,341
picked up at that bar by some lowlife

467
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,676
sleaze monster rapist.

468
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,430
Exactly.

469
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,600
Amanda, look at it out there.

470
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:34,144
I mean, 85 degrees...

471
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,354
beautiful, white, sandy beaches.

472
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,441
Palm trees swaying gently in the breeze.

473
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,276
But it's up to you.

474
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,195
You can spend your Christmas alone

475
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,822
in cold, snowy, crime-ridden Chicago...

476
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:51,037
or in this paradise here with me.

477
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,331
I don't have any clothes.

478
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,543
Oh, I've got a pocketful of cash.

479
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,712
Well?

480
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,757
Don't rush me, I'm thinking.

481
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,886
Now you just think
about what's best for you.

482
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,182
There isn't anybody waiting
for me back home, is there?

483
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:15,436
Just those deep, painful memories.

484
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,480
It is terrible being alone
for the holidays.

485
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,482
It's the worst.

486
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,860
You aren't a psycho
or anything like that?

487
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,404
I'm a registered voter.

488
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,742
Okay.

489
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,035
Okay?

490
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,079
- Okay.
- Okay!

491
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,331
- Look at the fish tank!
- That's huge!

492
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,750
A great, big, sunny sandbox
surrounded by water.

493
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,335
That's how we see ourselves.

494
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,463
Francine, I'd like you
to meet Clare Enfield.

495
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,798
She's from Sunray Tours.

496
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,508
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

497
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:47,717
She'll be taking photographs

498
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,178
of our beautiful Mandalay Resort.

499
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,264
If there's anything at all you need,

500
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,723
Francine will take care of you.

501
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,851
- Thank you.
- Good luck.

502
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:59,104
So I'm sure you have done millions
of these brochures before.

503
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,939
This is the first one, actually.

504
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,566
Oh, I'll make it as easy as I can.

505
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,984
Thank you.

506
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,402
How about if you see the pool first?

507
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:06,611
I know that woman.

508
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,405
- Amanda: Come on, Cliffy.
- ( bird whistles )

509
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,948
What do you want to do first, honey?

510
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,450
( Squawks ) Feliz Navidad.

511
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:17,038
Oh, Cliffy, you have a way of making
me feel ever so much happier.

512
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,291
Honey, when you're happy, I'm happy.

513
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,169
- I'm ecstatic.
- We'll take that one, too.

514
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,133
Yeah, we'll take it.

515
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:32,095
Just what do you do for a living?

516
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,930
I'm a... a designer.

517
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,849
Architectural consultant, actually.

518
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,058
- Really?
- Yeah.

519
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,477
Oh, I love guys with creative minds.

520
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,855
Is any of your stuff on display
at the Art Institute?

521
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,356
Oh, you go there often?

522
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,442
Actually, I've never been.

523
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,486
Oh, 'cause my stuff's
all over that place.

524
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,997
Cliff: You know what I think, honey?

525
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,373
Amanda: No.

526
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,292
I think fate brought us together.

527
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,710
Actually, it was the tequila.

528
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,755
Yes, that's true. Tequila and fate.

529
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,048
To dreams.

530
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:09,549
You wait long enough,

531
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,720
there's a pot of gold
at the end of every rainbow.

532
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,724
I always knew it could be like this.

533
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,726
My best friend thought I was crazy,

534
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,353
but I knew it was just a matter of time.

535
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,812
I mean, all the best things in life

536
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,522
are worth waiting for,
aren't they, honey?

537
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,233
I know, it's perfect.

538
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,946
I mean, flaming torches,
swaying palm trees,

539
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,530
vintage wine,

540
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,907
and the food... I mean, look at the food.

541
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:36,160
There's romance in the rice.

542
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,747
At this moment...

543
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:44,668
could you ever imagine even
wanting to be somewhere else?

544
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,296
I'll be right back.

545
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,676
- Woman on phone: Hello?
- Jeannie? Hi.

546
00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:56,262
- Are you in trouble?
- No, no, no, I'm good. I'm fine.

547
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,890
- Did Max call?
- No, no, he hasn't.

548
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,518
Oh, okay, well, when he does,
will you give him a message?

549
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:02,603
Yeah, sure.

550
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,521
Tell him I'm at a beautiful resort

551
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:07,524
having a great time
with a fabulous-looking guy

552
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,361
half his age with a full head of hair.

553
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,662
Okay, you have to hold real still.

554
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,248
I know it's heavy.

555
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,921
Perfect. Thank you.

556
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:31,881
Um, no, no, no.

557
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,341
I'm sorry, that's not...

558
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,802
- Oh, my God.
- It is you.

559
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,262
Oh, my God. Hey, I'll
get your money back.

560
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,555
- No, no, no, you don't...
- I will, I swear!

561
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,473
I do, I do understand. I do, I do.

562
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,600
A broken heart is definitely
a medical emergency.

563
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,645
- Yeah, I know it is.
- Really, no, I've been there.

564
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,688
- I've had a broken heart.
- Well, I'm sorry.

565
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,857
- Hey, I've had a broken heart...
- Will you just calm down for a second?

566
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,108
It's definitely medical. It's like...

567
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,609
Of course it's medical, but...

568
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,944
It's like swine flu or something.

569
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,071
Will you please just hold still?

570
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:57,825
Thank you. Look, if it weren't
for you, I wouldn't be here.

571
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,743
It's not me. It was company policy.

572
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:00,952
No, no, what I'm trying to tell you

573
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,746
is it all worked out.

574
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,623
- You're not here alone?
- No, and I owe it all to you.

575
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,917
That and the fact they don't pick
up garbage on Christmas Eve.

576
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,838
Look, I owe you a drink. Cliff Godfrey.

577
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:12,589
Uh, Clare Enfield.

578
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,841
Nice to meet you.

579
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,552
Amanda: Cliffy?

580
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,806
She looks different in person.

581
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,851
Oh, that's not her.

582
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:27,562
I mean, that's her, it's
just a different her.

583
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,982
Oh, well, the important thing is
you didn't eat the ticket, right?

584
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,650
Right.

585
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,029
Is he with you, too?

586
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,785
I gotta go.

587
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,752
I love the way the moon
reflects off your hair.

588
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:53,338
It's so... it's so reflective.

589
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:56,549
Mm, I feel like doing
something spontaneous.

590
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,136
Spontaneity? I love spontaneity.

591
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:03,182
Especially when it's not planned at all.

592
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,313
- Ta-da.
- Oh, good.

593
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,649
You wait right here.
I'll go get the suits, okay?

594
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,859
We don't need suits.

595
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,694
We don't?

596
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,908
'Course not. Damn things
take forever to dry.

597
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:25,620
Damn, I lost an earring.

598
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,248
It must have fallen off.
They were my favorites.

599
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:31,835
Don't worry, tomorrow I'll turn this
place upside down to find it, okay?

600
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,878
No, I have to go back now.

601
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,713
I just couldn't concentrate.

602
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,507
Okay, you wait here, I'll go back, okay?

603
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,634
No, I'll go. It'll save time.

604
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:40,802
No...

605
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,471
When I come back...

606
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,558
I don't want to see you wearing these.

607
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,562
Okay.

608
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,833
I'm turning into a prune here.

609
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,170
Think spontaneity, Cliffy.

610
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,715
I would love to go for a ride.

611
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,425
What do you do?

612
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,719
Oh, I'm an entrepreneur.

613
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,554
A businessman, you might say.

614
00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:27,349
- Big business?
- Big business.

615
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,653
( Whispers ) Come on, let's go.

616
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:44,408
( Whispers ) He's naked.
Let's kick 'em in.

617
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:50,788
Hey, mister, what are your
clothes doing in the hot tub?

618
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,666
( Both laugh )

619
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,465
Shit.

620
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,929
( Cliff sneezes )

621
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,975
( squelching )

622
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,018
Hey, folks.

623
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,604
Ah.

624
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,234
- Cliff.
- Hello, darling.

625
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,361
I found my earring. Isn't that terrific?

626
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,029
That's fantastic.

627
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,697
Forgive me if I don't jump up and down.

628
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,157
Why are your clothes all wet?

629
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,617
Well, it's a long story,

630
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,244
but I was under the impression

631
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,204
that you were going
to return to the Jacuzzi.

632
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,917
I didn't know you were going to
stop off here and have a beverage.

633
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:38,461
Oh, I'm sorry. I just
lost track of the time.

634
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,546
Well, these things happen.
And who are we?

635
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:42,423
Dmitri, he helped me find my earring.

636
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,758
Oh, that's wonderful.

637
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,301
If we ever lose anything
again in the future,

638
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,179
I'll be sure to contact you.
Let's go, honey.

639
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,640
- Cliff?
- Yes?

640
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:52,767
Why don't you go back up to the room

641
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,645
and get out of these wet clothes

642
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,231
and I'll just finish up my drink

643
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:01,276
and we can pick up where we left off?

644
00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,904
Okay.

645
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,572
Okay, you hurry, okay?

646
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,617
Okay.

647
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,247
( Man on radio speaking Spanish )

648
00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,041
( whistles )

649
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,918
( laughs )

650
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:23,090
Man on radio: Ladies, the woman...
the woman for the night.

651
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:25,925
Tonight.

652
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,635
The lovers.

653
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,931
( Man on radio speaks Spanish )

654
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:33,891
They had the same priest,

655
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,893
and he said, "Father, we have sinned."

656
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,395
He said, "Well, I can't
let you back into the church"

657
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,564
unless you abstain from sex for a week."

658
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,984
- ( music playing )
- Blast off.

659
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,485
( Jets whooshing )

660
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:02,130
( Cliff snoring )

661
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,764
( waves crashing )

662
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,233
Oh, God. Morning, honey.

663
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,526
- ( Neck cracks )
- Morning.

664
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,736
What happened?

665
00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,404
I needed you last night, Cliff,

666
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:29,947
but you looked so exhausted,

667
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,949
I just couldn't bring myself to wake you.

668
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,242
Great.

669
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,995
So I slept in the tub.

670
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:35,954
You were out cold.

671
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:38,414
Honey, do me a favor.
Next time, wake me, okay?

672
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,291
Okay.

673
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,002
Why don't you go down to the beach
and reserve us some chairs?

674
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:45,129
Right away, dear.

675
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,424
( Neck cracks )

676
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,011
( groans )

677
00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:52,429
( neck cracks )

678
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,934
Here, look at that.

679
00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:59,185
Look at that.

680
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:02,021
Room with a view.

681
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,149
All right, Frank, Jr.?

682
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,150
What?

683
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,026
If you tunnel out of this...

684
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:12,240
you're gonna be building sand
castles without a shovel, okay?

685
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:13,659
Okay.

686
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,747
Why does it have to be so sandy?

687
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,333
I suppose you forgot the suntan lotion.

688
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,001
( Groans )

689
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,796
Frank, Jr.: Look at this!

690
00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,262
Where are we going?

691
00:33:34,263 --> 00:33:36,182
Perfect.

692
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:41,061
This is good.

693
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,186
Thanks.

694
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,479
Ahem.

695
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,941
Oh, sorry.

696
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,152
- Thank you.
- Gracias.

697
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:51,404
- Thank you.
- Sí, señor.

698
00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:54,032
- And thank you.
- Gracias.

699
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,745
- Whoa.
- Ay, ay, ay.

700
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:04,125
- Man: Oh, my God.
- Man ♪2: I'm in love.

701
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:07,838
Wow.

702
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,800
My God, you are beautiful, aren't you?

703
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,094
The chairs are facing the wrong way.

704
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:16,888
Which way?

705
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:20,434
- This way.
- Okay, right away.

706
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:26,105
Excuse me? Would you mind
just scooting up a little bit?

707
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,525
Thanks a lot. Thank you.

708
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:33,530
Okay? Perfect.

709
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:39,118
- Ah.
- Could you put my chair down for me?

710
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:40,870
Sure, absolutely.

711
00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:43,289
That okay? Great.

712
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,874
Ah.

713
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,209
Would you rub some oil on me?

714
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:48,127
Sure, absolutely.

715
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,880
Okay.

716
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,358
Thanks, honey.

717
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,987
Okay.

718
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,617
- Frank?
- Huh?

719
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,870
Frank, Jr.'s gone.

720
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,208
Maybe he buried himself.

721
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,377
That little rat.

722
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,087
Frank!

723
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,673
Frank!

724
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,384
Hey, lady.

725
00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:38,928
Hey, you're getting sand on me!

726
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,222
So?

727
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:41,347
- Cliff: Son...
- Frank: Frank, Jr.!

728
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,807
Come on. I'm very sorry.

729
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,976
That's okay. That's okay.

730
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:47,144
- You okay, honey?
- Yeah.

731
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,480
Good.

732
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,648
Ah.

733
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,109
I'm thirsty.

734
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,151
Okay.

735
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,571
Whatever you like, dear.

736
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,329
You stay there.

737
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,706
Don't come out anymore,
you understand me?

738
00:36:06,707 --> 00:36:08,040
- Okay.
- All right?

739
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,210
Oh, yeah? ( babbling )

740
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,295
And no more shovels.

741
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,797
Stay right there.

742
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,093
- Ugh, Frank.
- ( mumbling )

743
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,763
Here's the bucket.

744
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,270
Psst, psst. Hey, kid.

745
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,981
Knock yourself out.

746
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:39,196
- Hey, bartender.
- Bartender: Be right with you, sir.

747
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,032
Give me one of your pineapple specials.

748
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,284
Sí, señor.

749
00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:44,201
You really gotta try one
before you leave this place.

750
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,995
- I will, thanks.
- Yeah. Hey, name's Anthony.

751
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:48,247
- Cliff. How you doing? Nice to meet ya.
- Good.

752
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,499
Listen, I couldn't help but
notice your chick on the beach.

753
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,336
- Man, she's hot.
- Yeah, she's very pretty, isn't she?

754
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,629
I mean, really hot.

755
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:55,921
How'd you like to join us
for a little volleyball?

756
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,214
We could use another set of...

757
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,842
Aw, thanks. Volleyball's not really...

758
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,678
Uh, not, uh... it's not my game.

759
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,180
Come on, have one drink with the guys.

760
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:05,723
- Really, it's...
- No, I'm all set here.

761
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,516
Bartender, thanks a lot.

762
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,185
What's the problem? Would you
just have one drink with us?

763
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,145
No, really, I'm all set here.

764
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:15,066
Bartender, I'd like you to
line up a round for my pal...

765
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,818
I'm all set. Next time, okay?

766
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,866
Excuse me there, fellas.

767
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,493
- Oh, we were just leaving.
- Good.

768
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,203
They want to take me out for a sail.
Do you wanna come?

769
00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:28,579
I'm not much of a sailor, honey.

770
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,415
There's not much room in the boat anyway.

771
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,417
Well, then everything
works out perfectly.

772
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,293
Bye, Cliff.

773
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,543
Bye-bye.

774
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,754
Bye.

775
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,714
Amanda: Come on, guys.

776
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,717
Last one there pushes.

777
00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:44,261
- Have a good time.
- I will!

778
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,432
♪ Crazy, driving me crazy ♪

779
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:51,769
♪ Leave me all alone, I'm a-crazy ♪

780
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,980
♪ I'm on a roll ♪

781
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,234
♪ Can't seem to win, yeah ♪

782
00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,152
♪ You treat me so cold... ♪

783
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,405
Yeah, I think we're gonna need flippers.

784
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,907
♪ Most men would fold ♪

785
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:08,411
♪ But I can be tough ♪

786
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:11,247
♪ I can be macho ♪

787
00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,790
♪ I'm calling your bluff... ♪

788
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,792
- Sorry, sorry.
- Watch it.

789
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,878
- ♪ I'm just man enough... ♪ - Whoa. Hi.

790
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,382
♪ Crazy, driving me crazy... ♪

791
00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:24,093
- Woman: Hey, my hat's all...
- Man: Hey, pal.

792
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,970
- Man ♪2: You doofus!
- Oops, sorry.

793
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,013
How you doing? You out there diving, huh?

794
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,725
Pretty calm, no riptides? No sharks?

795
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,351
Huh? No sharks, huh?

796
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,354
- No sharks.
- Good.

797
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,105
Wouldn't want to have to kill
anything I wasn't gonna eat.

798
00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:38,733
Well, just watch out for the kelp.

799
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,735
- The what?
- The kelp beds.

800
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:42,945
Oh, right. The old killer kelp.

801
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,906
Killer kelp, I like that.

802
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,208
( Muffled yelling )

803
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,928
( coughs )

804
00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:12,600
Oh, my God. You didn't give
me mouth-to-mouth, did you?

805
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,143
Clare: No, I did, I did.

806
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,770
That's all right,
Mrs. Polansky, I've got it.

807
00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:20,024
- I did.
- Oh, thank God.

808
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,067
Ah! Get it off me! Get it off me!

809
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:25,572
- You're okay, you're okay.
- ( bystanders laughing )

810
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,741
Are you okay?

811
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,959
Here.

812
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,836
Oh, thank you.

813
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,671
I don't know how to ever repay you.

814
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:46,759
Well, the brandy was $5.75. The
mouth-to-mouth was on the house.

815
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,761
What were you doing out there anyway?

816
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,596
I was on a shoot. I'm a photographer.

817
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,515
I thought you were a travel agent.

818
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,141
No, I just took the job at Sunray

819
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,684
so I could shoot their brochure.

820
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,061
As soon as I get on my feet,

821
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,771
I'm gonna stop
sending people to Helsinki.

822
00:39:58,772 --> 00:40:00,523
- Drink your brandy.
- I can't.

823
00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:03,568
I'm still choking on kelp.
I close my eyes, I see kelp.

824
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,571
Well, don't close your eyes.
Think about something else.

825
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,989
I can't.

826
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,449
Oh, my God. There's Meryl Streep.

827
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:12,743
- Where?
- Right there. There's Meryl Streep.

828
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,870
- That's not Meryl Streep.
- I know, but it looks like her.

829
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,372
That's her nose.

830
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,457
Yeah, but look at her chin.
I mean, she looks like...

831
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,209
She looks like Bette Davis.

832
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,418
Can't use her. She's dead.

833
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,170
What do you mean? Why not? So what?

834
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,880
So, it's my game. I make up the rules.

835
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,299
( laughs ) Okay, it's Meryl Streep.

836
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,634
That's a quarter you owe me.

837
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:29,969
My life, I owe you.

838
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,428
You saved me from a kelpy death.

839
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,515
Well, maybe they'll name a
drink after you at the bar.

840
00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:35,808
Yeah, the Clifford...
Kahlua and kelp, no ice.

841
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,434
Nobody saw me pull you out of the water.

842
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,103
If they have, they've
already forgotten it.

843
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,521
Boy: Hey, mister!

844
00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:42,731
You the one that almost drowned?

845
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,108
( laughing )

846
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,026
Yeah, but I'm fine now. Thank you.

847
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,320
You got a license?

848
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,281
A license?

849
00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:51,532
To be a kamikaze kelp pilot!

850
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,492
( laughing )

851
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,787
( laughing )

852
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,001
You think that's funny?

853
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,795
Look, I'm sorry about the other day.

854
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,422
I was a real jerk in your office.

855
00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:09,091
That's all right. You got dumped.

856
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,176
I've been dumped before.

857
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,220
You seem to have bounced back
pretty quickly.

858
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,180
- Where is, uh...
- Amanda.

859
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:17,433
- Jesus, what time is it?
- Uh, 5:00.

860
00:41:17,434 --> 00:41:19,102
I gotta go. She's probably worried sick.

861
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:27,944
Thanks a lot again, okay? All right.

862
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,551
Hi, Cliff.

863
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,387
- Something wrong?
- Of course not.

864
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:56,931
Why would anything be wrong?

865
00:41:56,932 --> 00:41:58,515
( Door opens )

866
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,060
- Where have you been?
- Sailing.

867
00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,562
Sailing for seven hours?

868
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:04,688
What did you do,
circumnavigate the globe?

869
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,357
What's that supposed to mean?

870
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,359
I thought we were spending
the day together, that's all.

871
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,985
I didn't know you were going off sailing

872
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,572
with a bunch of half-naked Sinbads.

873
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,490
They happen to be nice guys.

874
00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:16,408
I don't care if they're
decorated war heroes,

875
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,994
I brought you here so that you
and me could be together.

876
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,497
What are you...

877
00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:23,290
Who are you calling?

878
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,750
( Woman on phone speaks in Spanish )

879
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,543
Flight reservations, please?

880
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:30,005
That is not necessary. Now, will
you put down the phone, please?

881
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,758
Hello, señora?

882
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:34,259
Clifford, I don't like possessive guys.

883
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,844
It's a major turnoff.

884
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,055
I think I'll just go back to Chicago

885
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,807
before we end up hating each other.

886
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,225
I didn't mean to be possessive.

887
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,851
I'm sorry, okay? I was just worried.

888
00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:44,228
That's all, honey, okay?

889
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:45,562
I'm sorry if I overreacted.

890
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,356
Why don't you just
put the phone down, baby?

891
00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:49,775
I'm sorry, I was... it's my fault.

892
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:53,404
- Never mind.
- Attagirl.

893
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:55,615
Why don't you just go in
and get a nice dress on,

894
00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:57,783
and we'll get a light bite to eat, okay?

895
00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,744
- Okay.
- Good.

896
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,495
But I have to call home first.

897
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:05,457
- Do you mind?
- No, you call home.

898
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:09,044
What I mean is I need a little privacy.

899
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,713
I'll meet you down at the bar.

900
00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:13,173
Okay, sure.

901
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,593
Why don't I just wait for you
right out in the hallway?

902
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:20,431
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.

903
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:22,516
I'll just be a little teeny minute.

904
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:23,811
Okay.

905
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:28,481
( Amanda dialing phone )

906
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,654
- Jeannie: Hello?
- Jeannie, hi.

907
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,281
- How's it going?
- Great. Oh, it's beautiful here.

908
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,741
- Max called.
- He called?

909
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,827
Yeah, he was pretty upset.

910
00:43:40,828 --> 00:43:43,787
- How upset?
- Very. He never thought you'd leave.

911
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,205
Great.

912
00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,833
Well, he shoulda thought about that

913
00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,626
before he took his wife instead of me.

914
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,087
( Exhales sharply )

915
00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,734
Get a life.

916
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,194
- Brats.
- ( door opens )

917
00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:17,237
- All ready.
- Great, I'm starving.

918
00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:18,864
I don't feel like eating.

919
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,076
Yeah, well, I gotta eat.

920
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:24,954
Cliff: I wasn't hungry at all, really.

921
00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,420
( Moans )

922
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,464
- No hands.
- What?

923
00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:38,592
- No hands.
- No hands? What do I do with them?

924
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,010
What is this?

925
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,220
Oh.

926
00:44:41,221 --> 00:44:43,680
Oh, it's sexual soccer. Yeah.

927
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,349
I've heard about this. I like this.

928
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,726
- ( Zipper unzips )
- Oh, my God.

929
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,729
( Chuckles )

930
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:50,896
Ah-ah, no hands.

931
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:53,440
15-minute extra penalty.

932
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:57,694
Oh, God. Yeah?

933
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,531
- Your turn.
- Oh, okay.

934
00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:03,158
Um, where...

935
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,160
Mm, mm.

936
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,954
Yeah, mm.

937
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:09,456
This is nice... this is nice material.

938
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:10,917
Mm.

939
00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:12,795
Mm-hmm, wait... ( muffled stuttering )

940
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,798
- Ouch.
- It's cheating, I know. I can't help it.

941
00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:19,508
It's cheating.

942
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:21,969
Mm.

943
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:24,180
( laughs )

944
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,976
- ( both moaning )
- Amanda: Oh, yes.

945
00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:32,522
Cliff: Oh, my living God!

946
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,114
Mm.

947
00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,505
Clare, hey.

948
00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,799
Hey, you feeling better?

949
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,508
- Knock-knock.
- Who's there?

950
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:02,885
- Kelp.
- Kelp who?

951
00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:04,344
( Together ) Kelp, kelp. I'm drowning.

952
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,680
- Where'd you hear it?
- From the housekeeper.

953
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:09,099
- Where's your roommate?
- She's water-skiing.

954
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,435
- So you're free?
- I guess so, yeah.

955
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,895
Do you want to help me out?

956
00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,771
Sure.

957
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,399
Actually, do you want
to go sailing with me...

958
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,234
- What?
- And smile a lot?

959
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,446
The hotel promised me a model
and he didn't show up.

960
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,198
I've done this ocean, Clare.

961
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:25,992
Look how calm it is.

962
00:46:25,993 --> 00:46:27,242
You won't even know you're on a boat.

963
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,119
I get seasick in a water bed.

964
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,412
Cliff, there's no wind.

965
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,788
We'll be lucky if we get three knots.

966
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,749
- Please?
- No.

967
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,835
- Please? Please?
- No.

968
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,879
( Yells )

969
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,922
Looks like the wind picked up!

970
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:41,715
Cliff: What was your first clue?

971
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,967
What are you doing up there?

972
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,636
Tsunami watch.

973
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:48,472
I have it under control. Really.

974
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,890
Why don't you come back
here and sit down?

975
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:51,684
Okay.

976
00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,231
You got it, Cliff.

977
00:46:57,232 --> 00:47:00,734
You know, this isn't
my first time on a boat.

978
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,445
I got it, no problems here.

979
00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:06,157
- No problems.
- ( thuds )

980
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,785
Okay.

981
00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,495
You relax, you'll have fun.

982
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,914
Okay, I'm relaxing.

983
00:47:12,915 --> 00:47:14,790
- What are you doing?
- Taking pictures.

984
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,166
- Who's gonna drive the boat?
- You are.

985
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,043
- Uh-uh.
- Here, give me your hand.

986
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:20,754
- Nope, I'm not driving the boat.
- Give me your hand.

987
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:23,215
- No!
- Give me your hand!

988
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:25,425
- That's the tiller. Hold onto the boom line.
- All right.

989
00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,010
That's the halyard. You don't
have to worry about that.

990
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,720
- Where, where?
- Right there.

991
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,430
- You see that piece of string?
- Yeah.

992
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,890
Just make sure it's
pointed back toward us, okay?

993
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,517
Okay.

994
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,893
We'll take one roll and then we'll go in.

995
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:36,853
- All right, hurry up.
- You're doing great.

996
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,981
12 frames? 24? 36? How many...

997
00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:40,900
Oh, settle down.

998
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:43,860
You have to take off
one of those life jackets.

999
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,655
You look like a lunatic.

1000
00:47:46,949 --> 00:47:49,116
Here, here.

1001
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:51,327
Okay.

1002
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:55,081
- Cliff?
- Yeah?

1003
00:47:55,082 --> 00:47:56,665
Smile.

1004
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,166
Yeah.

1005
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,835
Look, no smile, no shore leave.

1006
00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:02,337
- That's fine with me.
- Okay, I'm smiling.

1007
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:05,090
- Yep, this is fun.
- Okay.

1008
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,967
Tell me what you do in Chicago.

1009
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:09,261
I design furniture.

1010
00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:10,887
Contemporary or traditional?

1011
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,932
Um, dollhouse.

1012
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:15,559
- Seriously?
- You want jokes, you make 'em.

1013
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,852
No, no, no, I'm not doing jokes.

1014
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:18,228
I mean, that's a creative job.

1015
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,314
It's full-time. I'm jealous.

1016
00:48:20,315 --> 00:48:22,108
Move a little bit to your left.

1017
00:48:22,109 --> 00:48:23,358
- Okay.
- Smile.

1018
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,861
Wait a minute.

1019
00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:27,904
How's this, eh? Eh?

1020
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,991
Good.

1021
00:48:29,992 --> 00:48:31,325
This is great, really.

1022
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,909
I'm getting the hang of this thing, huh?

1023
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,369
Oh, this is perfect. This is perfect.

1024
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,705
- Thank you so much.
- This isn't bad.

1025
00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:38,123
A little bit more to your left.

1026
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,708
Now look back at me.

1027
00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,376
Clare! Look, look, look!

1028
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:44,089
- Okay, smile.
- Look! Will you look? Will you look?

1029
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,968
- Fix it!
- Oh, my God, here.

1030
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,303
Give it to me!

1031
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,014
Your string thing's not straight.

1032
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,516
- Yes, I know! I know!
- Shouldn't we do that thing that sailors do

1033
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,934
- when they want to turn around?
- Tack?

1034
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:01,147
- I thought you took a course.
- I did, Sail By Mail.

1035
00:49:01,148 --> 00:49:02,939
- You've never done this before?
- I graduated!

1036
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,358
What'd your manual say to do

1037
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,152
when you're about to hit
the Rock of Gibraltar?

1038
00:49:06,153 --> 00:49:08,153
Jump! Come on!

1039
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:10,947
What about the kelp? ( yells )

1040
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,658
( thuds )

1041
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:18,206
( coughing )

1042
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:28,090
( speaking in Spanish )

1043
00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:30,675
- Don't worry, we weren't hurt, okay?
- We're okay.

1044
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:34,763
- ( Speaking Spanish ) - Hey, hey,
the boat had a faulty tiller.

1045
00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,182
- That's right.
- Oh, sí?

1046
00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:38,141
Yeah, the vector thing got all messed up

1047
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:39,893
with the tiller thing...

1048
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,187
It's just very lucky I had a
lot of sailing experience

1049
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,480
because I was able
to minimize the damage.

1050
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,899
That's right.

1051
00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:52,989
"Halyard vector"?

1052
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,116
What's a faulty tiller anyway?

1053
00:49:54,117 --> 00:49:55,534
( laughs )

1054
00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,245
Well, we got out of it.

1055
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:00,789
You're very photogenic
when you're terrified.

1056
00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:03,084
Thank you.

1057
00:50:03,085 --> 00:50:05,086
How about a few more shots
while the light holds?

1058
00:50:05,087 --> 00:50:07,170
- No, you're out of your mind.
- Please? Strictly land-based.

1059
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,216
Absolutely not.

1060
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:13,468
Do you play tennis?

1061
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:15,972
Do I play tennis? ( scoffs )

1062
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:19,349
- ( camera clicking )
- Come on, come on.

1063
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,644
Give it up. Give it to me.

1064
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,399
I got it.

1065
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,071
Come on.

1066
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:38,911
Hey!

1067
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:45,125
We surrender!

1068
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:47,043
Great!

1069
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,838
( Clicking )

1070
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:52,048
♪ Ladies knocking on my door ♪

1071
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:55,010
♪ But they don't even know... ♪

1072
00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:57,095
( laughing )

1073
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:59,639
♪ Wishing they would go home... ♪

1074
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,932
Don't take my picture.

1075
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,350
- ( Clicks )
- Sorry.

1076
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,060
♪ Walking on my knees ♪

1077
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,480
♪ Now, I ain't diggin'
what they're shoveling ♪

1078
00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:08,857
♪ I'll do it as I please ♪

1079
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,443
- ♪ My little friend... ♪ - Oh, come on.

1080
00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,487
♪ Got me in trouble, trouble ♪

1081
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,572
♪ My little friend ♪

1082
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:18,074
♪ Stepped out of line ♪

1083
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:22,704
♪ Yeah, that's when, on the double ♪

1084
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:26,750
♪ 'Cause he ain't no friend of mine. ♪

1085
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,296
( Camera continues clicking )

1086
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:44,143
Look out!

1087
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:46,394
Clare! Clare, help me, we're gonna crash!

1088
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,064
( laughs )

1089
00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,444
You play volleyball?

1090
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:57,073
- Uh, no.
- Just checking.

1091
00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:01,326
Frank, Jr.: Hey, mister!

1092
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:02,786
Hey.

1093
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,997
- Friend of yours?
- That's my buddy.

1094
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,168
Can I get in there?

1095
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:12,045
Hey, buddy. What's your name?

1096
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,046
Frank, Jr.

1097
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,131
Nice to meet you, Frank, Jr.

1098
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:18,177
Hey, you wanna build a castle?

1099
00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:19,970
Yeah? Ready?

1100
00:52:19,971 --> 00:52:21,179
Ho!

1101
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,099
Oh!

1102
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:27,852
Smash it!

1103
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,272
( Imitates smashing )

1104
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,398
( imitates choking )

1105
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,275
Frank?

1106
00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,943
Hmm?

1107
00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:38,322
There's a grownup inside
the pen with Frank, Jr.

1108
00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:41,575
Don't worry, his teacher said
he had trouble communicating

1109
00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:43,785
with kids his own age.

1110
00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:46,206
- ( Both blow raspberries )
- ( camera clicking )

1111
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,376
- ( laughs )
- Cliff: Just you and me, kid.

1112
00:52:50,377 --> 00:52:52,794
We gotta bust out of here.
Where's that shovel?

1113
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,629
You got that shovel, kid?

1114
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,381
I'm tellin' ya, we gotta get out.

1115
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,217
You and me, buddy. ( growling )

1116
00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,177
Ah!

1117
00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:07,976
Cliff: Build the guard tower, come on.

1118
00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:09,353
Wait a minute, cap... wait a minute.

1119
00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:11,396
No, wait a sec. Okay, here we go.

1120
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,189
Okay.

1121
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,275
Okay, wait a minute.

1122
00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:17,068
Okay.

1123
00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,486
Oh, that one didn't work so good.

1124
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,947
- Mine never work.
- ( both laugh )

1125
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:24,075
- Kick it!
- No, no, don't kick it yet!

1126
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,328
All right, go ahead. What do you think?
Go ahead.

1127
00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:29,581
What do you think, Frank, Jr.?

1128
00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:31,124
It's not perfect.

1129
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:33,127
- Not perfect?
- ( laughs )

1130
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,546
Thanks.

1131
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,048
Really, really, thanks.

1132
00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,966
If this brochure gets me work...

1133
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,426
Telly Savalas, Telly Savalas.

1134
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,429
What are you talk... he's got hair.

1135
00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:45,221
He's too short, he's too
fat, he's too young.

1136
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,265
- But look at the nose.
- You don't get anything for that.

1137
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,351
- That's not Telly Savalas.
- All right, all right.

1138
00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:51,186
- How about dinner?
- What?

1139
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:54,189
Um, for this brochure,
I need, like, a dinner...

1140
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,607
- Like a fancy restaurant...
- Dinner, Jesus.

1141
00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:56,941
I made reservations on the dinner cruise

1142
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:59,153
for me and Amanda. I gotta go.

1143
00:54:16,338 --> 00:54:18,589
( Horn honks )

1144
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:24,346
( Amanda giggling )

1145
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:44,864
Cliff, I had the best day.

1146
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:46,616
I finally got up on one ski.

1147
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:48,327
Whoa.

1148
00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:51,413
But then I had a face dive
and I drank a lot of water.

1149
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:53,415
Why are you all dressed up?

1150
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,583
We were supposed to have dinner
on the dinner cruise, remember?

1151
00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,794
Oh, I'm sorry.
We were having so much fun,

1152
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,421
I just lost track of the time.

1153
00:54:59,422 --> 00:55:00,797
It's dark out. You don't need a watch.

1154
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:03,299
I mean, what is wrong with you?

1155
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,511
Nothing's wrong with me.

1156
00:55:05,512 --> 00:55:06,720
I said I was sorry.

1157
00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:08,596
Clifford, it was an honest mistake.

1158
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,848
Why don't you just eat a banana

1159
00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:10,974
and mind your own business?

1160
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,517
Cliff, that's not polite.

1161
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:13,893
Yeah, Clifford. Lighten up, huh?

1162
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,354
Go swing from a vine, pal.

1163
00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:18,982
Cliff, I don't like
the way you're acting.

1164
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,235
Amanda, I'm not acting.

1165
00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:36,499
What?

1166
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,751
Oh, hi.

1167
00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:39,379
You still need me?

1168
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:43,923
( Muffled ) Um... need you?

1169
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:46,301
Yeah, you know, dinner
for the brochure thing?

1170
00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:48,387
Uh... yeah.

1171
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:49,721
Yeah, okay, where?

1172
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:51,014
Uh...

1173
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,559
The Fiesta Room?

1174
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,560
The Fiesta Room? Okay, great.

1175
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:57,020
- What, an hour?
- Great.

1176
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,898
- Okay.
- Okay.

1177
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:10,033
Oh, hi.

1178
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,701
You look great.
What, you got a date later?

1179
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,077
No, it's for the picture.

1180
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,996
It has to be a romantic dinner shot.

1181
00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:16,539
Oh. Which one?

1182
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,374
- Um, right there.
- Okay.

1183
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,168
- You want to pour the champagne?
- Okay.

1184
00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:22,962
All right, setting the timer.

1185
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,964
Okay, we have two minutes.

1186
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:27,926
Uh-oh, pressure's on.

1187
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:30,386
Okay, how do you
want me positioned? Here?

1188
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,056
Uh, there is good.

1189
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,392
It's gotta be a little more romantic
than that, don't you think?

1190
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,852
Should we just scooch over a little bit?

1191
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,813
- Okay.
- This kind of thing?

1192
00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:41,440
All set.

1193
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:42,649
Great.

1194
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:43,775
How about my arm around you?

1195
00:56:43,776 --> 00:56:46,069
- Great.
- Okay.

1196
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:47,904
Hold hands, that kind of thing?

1197
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,572
Wanna look there or at each other?

1198
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,282
At each other.

1199
00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:52,784
Okay.

1200
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:54,202
Waiter: Excuse me.

1201
00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:56,496
Excuse me, are you Clifford?

1202
00:56:56,497 --> 00:56:57,914
Yeah.

1203
00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,582
I was asked to give you this, señor.

1204
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,335
Thank you.

1205
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,089
( Sighs )

1206
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,968
Is something wrong?

1207
00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:12,428
No, it's just Amanda. Where were we?

1208
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,139
Um, well, you had your arm around me.

1209
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:18,101
I mean, I'm not gonna jump every
time she snaps her fingers, right?

1210
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,602
That's probably wise.

1211
00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,938
I mean, a man's got to
draw a line somewhere, right?

1212
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,440
Absolutely. It makes sense.

1213
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,568
I mean, you don't,
you get taken advantage of,

1214
00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:28,903
and it's gonna take a hell of a
lot more than some goddamn note

1215
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,154
to get me to forgive her, right?

1216
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,323
- Absolutely. The flash.
- Right, right.

1217
00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,660
- We were gazing.
- Gazing.

1218
00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:36,452
Cliff.

1219
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,873
Cliff, there you are.
Didn't you get my note?

1220
00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:42,166
Yeah, I got it.

1221
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,543
I feel terrible at how thoughtless I was

1222
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,086
and I'm just really sorry.

1223
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:48,048
Hi. I just wanted to give you this.

1224
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,052
Shake it.

1225
00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:56,265
I saw it and it reminded me of you.

1226
00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:58,808
Well, I'll see you back at the room.

1227
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,270
Bye.

1228
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,696
Look at it.

1229
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:13,907
Is that not the most...

1230
00:58:13,908 --> 00:58:17,493
beautiful gesture you've ever seen?

1231
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,163
Can we finish this later?

1232
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,673
( Camera clicks )

1233
00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:40,892
And three and four and five and six.

1234
00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,895
You're jumping, you're running.

1235
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:47,106
Do you have this in a different color?

1236
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:49,568
I'm sorry, I don't work here.

1237
00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:53,237
Oh, right. You're that photographer.

1238
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:54,699
Right.

1239
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:16,010
You know, with your face,
you should try something longer.

1240
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,638
Sometimes the right pair of earrings

1241
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:21,016
can really change your life.

1242
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,938
See?

1243
00:59:26,939 --> 00:59:29,358
Very nice.

1244
00:59:37,116 --> 00:59:38,660
( Earring clatters )

1245
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,591
Cliff: Nice dress.

1246
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,428
Uh, thanks.

1247
00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:00,096
Haven't seen you around in a while.

1248
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,431
Oh, Amanda and I have been...

1249
01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:03,349
ordering a lot of room service.

1250
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:04,892
Oh.

1251
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:07,395
- How's the brochure coming?
- It's coming, you know?

1252
01:00:07,396 --> 01:00:09,773
It's hard to find reliable models, but...

1253
01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:11,441
Well, I've got to meet Amanda right now,

1254
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,735
but I could give you, like,
an hour or something later on.

1255
01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:17,364
Mm, I'm running late
for a shoot, but thanks.

1256
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:22,535
Bye.

1257
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,162
Instructor: Get off all the fat.

1258
01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:28,292
Clap and jump and clap and jump.

1259
01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:33,756
( Man singing in Spanish )

1260
01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:38,593
Honey, I want to ask you something.

1261
01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,094
What?

1262
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:42,013
I was gonna wait until
the New Year's party,

1263
01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:43,765
but tonight after, you know, the music,

1264
01:00:43,766 --> 01:00:46,059
the lobster, and everything,
it's all too perfect.

1265
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:48,478
What is?

1266
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:51,606
Honey, how long have we known each other?

1267
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:53,232
A week?

1268
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:55,443
Actually, it's six days,

1269
01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:57,779
but it does feel like
a lot longer, doesn't it?

1270
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,823
What's your point?

1271
01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:04,660
My point... my point is that time

1272
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,955
is insignificant
to people like you and me

1273
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:10,751
who are so deeply connected to each other

1274
01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,710
and have this mutual trust
for one another.

1275
01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:17,423
And, naturally, out of that trust
comes a certain compassion.

1276
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:20,968
And then that compassion segues naturally

1277
01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:25,807
into a sort of firm...

1278
01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:28,309
commitment, doesn't it?

1279
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:31,730
Cliff, if you wanna ask me
something, just ask it.

1280
01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:34,690
I love that about you,
just the way you're so direct...

1281
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,359
- Waiter: Amanda Hughes?
- Yes?

1282
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,278
Teléfono for you.
You can take it at the bar.

1283
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,239
I'll be right back. Thank you.

1284
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,909
Okay, I'll be right here.

1285
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:50,248
Hello?

1286
01:01:50,249 --> 01:01:51,749
Man: Hey, bucklehead, it's me.

1287
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,209
Max!

1288
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,670
Where are you?

1289
01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:58,756
Oh, I'm so happy you called.

1290
01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:01,175
Amanda, wait...

1291
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,136
Amanda, darling...

1292
01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:07,390
( sobs ) That's just great.

1293
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:10,059
Just great. Well, I wish you lots of luck

1294
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,855
and I hope you both drop dead.

1295
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,614
- ( Coughs )
- You thirsty?

1296
01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:27,827
Can you believe it?

1297
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:31,832
He goes on vacation with his wife
and falls back in love with her.

1298
01:02:31,833 --> 01:02:36,627
They're going on a second honeymoon.

1299
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,838
That no-good, good-for-nothing,

1300
01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:41,550
two-timing son of a bitch.

1301
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:46,888
♪ Chicks go crazy ♪

1302
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:49,599
♪ When they're near me ♪

1303
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:55,438
♪ Especially my essence ♪

1304
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,481
♪ They... ♪ everything okay?

1305
01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,858
Couldn't be better.

1306
01:02:58,859 --> 01:03:00,776
Good. Honey, I've been
giving it a lot of thought.

1307
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,236
I think we should live together.

1308
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:03,905
I'm the one who should be celebrating.

1309
01:03:03,906 --> 01:03:05,323
I want to be with you
through good times and bad.

1310
01:03:05,324 --> 01:03:07,408
Through sickness and in health,

1311
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,828
- for better or for worse.
- I don't even know what I saw in him.

1312
01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:11,704
I know I'm getting ahead of
myself, but if the answer is yes,

1313
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,915
he's the one who lost out.

1314
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:16,792
You could be moved
into my house by Wednesday.

1315
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,086
- I feel good.
- Don't worry, I have plenty of closet space.

1316
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
No, I feel better than good.
I feel great.

1317
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,298
I was gonna wait, but I can't anymore.

1318
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,800
He's gonna wish that... ( gasps ) jewels!

1319
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:25,843
What do you say?

1320
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,595
I love them.

1321
01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:30,681
Say yes. Make me the
happiest man in the world.

1322
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:31,974
Yes!

1323
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:35,937
Play it, Ricardo. Kiss me, you fool.

1324
01:03:35,938 --> 01:03:38,941
( Singing in Spanish )

1325
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,064
( humming )

1326
01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,025
Both: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!

1327
01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:24,361
Hey, guys. Kind of day makes you
feel glad to be alive, doesn't it?

1328
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:31,993
( Humming )

1329
01:04:31,994 --> 01:04:34,662
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like?

1330
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:35,914
Packing.

1331
01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:37,039
I'm leaving, Cliff.

1332
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,959
What? Wait...

1333
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,294
did I say or do something
to get you upset?

1334
01:04:41,295 --> 01:04:42,921
'Cause if I did, I'm not aware of it.

1335
01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:44,714
Honey, wait, just stop
packing for a second.

1336
01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,841
Darling... look, if we're
gonna live together,

1337
01:04:46,842 --> 01:04:48,884
you're gonna have to learn
how to communicate with me.

1338
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,470
- Stop following me.
- Amanda, please, just talk to me.

1339
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,306
Tell me what's going on.
We'll work it out, okay?

1340
01:04:53,307 --> 01:04:55,474
- Look, I move around a lot.
- Okay.

1341
01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:58,769
It's who I am. Don't take it personal.

1342
01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:00,313
That is not communicating.

1343
01:05:00,314 --> 01:05:01,940
It's perfect communication.

1344
01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:03,984
Wait, okay, obviously
something is bothering you.

1345
01:05:03,985 --> 01:05:05,318
You're upset. We'll work
it out like lovers.

1346
01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:06,652
We're in love, remember, honey?

1347
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,195
Get off of my suitcase!

1348
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,447
What happened to our plans?

1349
01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:11,073
Everything we talked about last night?

1350
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,951
- Remember?
- Please, I don't want to argue.

1351
01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:14,243
This isn't arguing.
This is communicating.

1352
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,369
Okay? Remember? Wait.

1353
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:17,538
Amanda, stop!

1354
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:20,458
Now, before you walk out
that door forever,

1355
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,543
there's something you should think about.

1356
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,920
I know why you're doing this.

1357
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,506
I'm not the kind of guy you're
used to dating, I understand that.

1358
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:29,175
And you are scared to death

1359
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:33,137
that you're falling
in love with me, aren't you?

1360
01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:36,557
For the first time in your life,
what you're feeling, it's real,

1361
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,768
and that scares the hell out of you.

1362
01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:40,811
But if you walk out that door,

1363
01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:43,064
chances are that you will never, ever

1364
01:05:43,065 --> 01:05:46,108
meet anybody like me again.

1365
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,694
Now, Amanda, darling,

1366
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:51,447
are you willing to take that chance?

1367
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,367
Bye, Cliff.

1368
01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:06,962
- Good luck.
- Thanks.

1369
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,924
You are ready for the big
New Year's party tonight?

1370
01:06:09,925 --> 01:06:11,926
No party for me, Reuben.

1371
01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:14,470
My girl did a tap dance on my heart.

1372
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:17,473
Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that,

1373
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:22,228
but there's a lot of that
going around lately.

1374
01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:24,939
To love.

1375
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:27,025
It really stinks, man.

1376
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:31,029
Uh-oh, you getting
a head start on tonight?

1377
01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:33,030
No, I'm hoping to choke on an ice cube.

1378
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,698
I mean, I don't get it.

1379
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,784
She just packs up her stuff and leaves.

1380
01:06:36,785 --> 01:06:39,870
One minute I'm ordering monogrammed
towels for the bathroom,

1381
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,041
then it's back to a table for one.

1382
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:45,501
It wasn't meant to be.

1383
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,171
They should have those words
tattooed across my eyelids.

1384
01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:49,964
Sean Connery.

1385
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:51,799
Right there. Look at the hairpiece.

1386
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,219
Look, I don't want to be cheered up, okay?
I wanna feel pain.

1387
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,054
It helps me get my mind off the fire sale

1388
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:58,223
I'm gonna have to have
to pay for the trip.

1389
01:06:58,224 --> 01:07:02,102
Miss, how come you're not getting
ready for the big party?

1390
01:07:02,103 --> 01:07:03,978
Oh, I'm not real big on New Year's Eve.

1391
01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:06,981
I'm just gonna stay in
my room, watch it on TV.

1392
01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:11,111
Look, I know I should be
minding my own business,

1393
01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:14,238
but I'm a bartender,
so it is my business.

1394
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:18,159
Your girlfriend, she dump right
on top of your head, right?

1395
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,119
( laughs )

1396
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,206
And you, you're gonna see the
new year in on the television.

1397
01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:25,666
Come on, come on. The two
of you should get together,

1398
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,085
go to the party, have a good time.

1399
01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:31,464
It makes sense.

1400
01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:33,507
Why not? You want to go?

1401
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,342
Come on, it's fun.

1402
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:38,179
Mm, I'd hate to miss
that TV thing is all.

1403
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:42,267
I'm sure I can call somebody
and have it taped for you.

1404
01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:44,435
Come on, 9:00?

1405
01:07:44,436 --> 01:07:46,020
Um, all right.

1406
01:07:46,021 --> 01:07:48,189
- Great. Thanks, Reuben.
- 9:00.

1407
01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:49,816
All right, thanks.

1408
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,198
You're a sweetheart.

1409
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,701
I know this. I know this.

1410
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:05,081
Eh, sweetheart. I know, I know, I know.

1411
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:09,294
♪ I gave my heart ♪

1412
01:08:09,295 --> 01:08:12,213
♪ It came back tarnished ♪

1413
01:08:12,214 --> 01:08:15,090
♪ You gave me smiles ♪

1414
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:17,551
♪ It was revarnished ♪

1415
01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:20,638
♪ I've fallen overboard ♪

1416
01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:23,266
♪ Looking for a reward ♪

1417
01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:25,601
♪ Don't lead me on ♪

1418
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:29,397
♪ And leave me lonely... ♪

1419
01:08:37,739 --> 01:08:39,490
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.

1420
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,242
- You look great.
- Thanks.

1421
01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:44,162
- How you feeling?
- Uh, good. Balloons make me happy.

1422
01:08:44,163 --> 01:08:46,206
- Oh, wait, pictures.
- What?

1423
01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:48,165
Step right over here. Pictures,
everyone has to have a picture.

1424
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,542
- Okay.
- ( laughs )

1425
01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:51,252
- Hmm, that's good.
- Oh, my God.

1426
01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:53,379
- Now put your arm around her.
- Okay.

1427
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,631
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.

1428
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,883
- ( laughs )
- Okay, great.

1429
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,386
♪ Don't lead me on
and leave me lonely... ♪

1430
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:01,804
- Terrific.
- Thanks.

1431
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,223
- Thank you very much.
- Happy New Year.

1432
01:09:03,224 --> 01:09:04,431
- That'll be a dollar.
- What?

1433
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:05,808
Dollar.

1434
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,310
( Sighs ) Thank you.

1435
01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:08,478
Thank you.

1436
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,147
- Oh, it's terrible.
- Come on, come here.

1437
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,316
- No, I take bad pictures.
- No, no, I've take worse. Come on.

1438
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,194
Oh, you look good. I look... funny.

1439
01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:17,653
Ugh.

1440
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,364
- You want something to drink?
- Yeah.

1441
01:09:19,365 --> 01:09:21,240
Can we get two, please?

1442
01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,284
Both: Thank you.

1443
01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:24,285
Happy New Year.

1444
01:09:24,286 --> 01:09:26,288
Happy New Year.

1445
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:34,295
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

1446
01:09:34,296 --> 01:09:38,507
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

1447
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,802
♪ Gorgeous... ♪

1448
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,680
Beats sitting at home
watching it on TV, huh?

1449
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:46,308
( Chuckles )

1450
01:09:48,476 --> 01:09:50,728
- Come on, let's dance.
- No, I can't, sorry. I don't know how.

1451
01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:52,563
- Sorry.
- What do you mean?

1452
01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:55,274
- I can't dance.
- I don't care if you're a good dancer.

1453
01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,401
I can't... no, I can't.
No, but I can't dance at all.

1454
01:09:57,402 --> 01:10:00,070
I don't want to dance.
Please don't make me, okay?

1455
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:02,197
I don't...

1456
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,199
All right, how do we start?

1457
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,785
Um, take a step.

1458
01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:08,329
- Take another step.
- Okay.

1459
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:09,955
Take another step. ( gasps )

1460
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:11,749
- What's the matter?
- You're dancing.

1461
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,125
No, I'm not. This is dancing?

1462
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,877
Well, it is. Look what they're doing.

1463
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,253
- They're laughing at me.
- No, they're not.

1464
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:19,381
♪ Is to love you ♪

1465
01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:22,052
♪ It's true... ♪

1466
01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:31,770
Thank you.

1467
01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:36,190
- Uh...
- What? What's the matter?

1468
01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:38,525
It's... no, it's good. You just
seem a little tense to me.

1469
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:41,446
Oh, all right. I'll loosen it up.

1470
01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:43,781
You're doing great.

1471
01:10:43,782 --> 01:10:46,242
( laughing )

1472
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:49,620
Wonderful.

1473
01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:52,415
Okay, two, three, four.

1474
01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:54,293
One, two, three, four.

1475
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:59,296
♪ Baby ♪

1476
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,382
♪ Do it for me... ♪

1477
01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:03,134
Let's dance.

1478
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:08,305
♪ Completely ♪

1479
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:11,559
♪ Destroy me ♪

1480
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,104
♪ Sunshine... ♪

1481
01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:18,899
( Moaning )

1482
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:22,653
♪ Incontestably fine, ooh... ♪

1483
01:11:22,654 --> 01:11:25,115
( laughs )

1484
01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:33,206
( moaning )

1485
01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,633
Clare: It's a beautiful night, isn't it?

1486
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:47,636
Cliff: Sure is. Look at the stars.

1487
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,638
There's the Big Dipper.

1488
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:53,475
- Where?
- Right there.

1489
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:55,519
That's not the Big Dipper.

1490
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,020
That's the Little Dipper.

1491
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,731
No, it's not. It's the Big Dipper.

1492
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,399
- No, it's the Little Dipper.
- No, no, no, you're wrong.

1493
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,317
It is the Little Dipper.

1494
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,069
You're wrong.

1495
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:06,281
Okay, it's the Big Dipper.

1496
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,662
Here, make a wish.

1497
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:16,749
( Water splashes )

1498
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,417
- ( water splashes )
- What'd you wish?

1499
01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,044
- I'm not telling.
- Why not?

1500
01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:23,130
- 'Cause it won't come true.
- Come on, tell me what you wished.

1501
01:12:23,131 --> 01:12:24,798
- Forget it.
- Just tell me what you wished, all right?

1502
01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,467
It's not a big deal.

1503
01:12:26,468 --> 01:12:28,761
♪ Buffalo gals,
won't you come out tonight?

1504
01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:31,263
- ♪ Come out tonight, come out tonight... ♪
- Okay, I don't wanna know.

1505
01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:33,016
- ♪ Buffalo gals... ♪
- Wanna dance or what?

1506
01:12:36,311 --> 01:12:39,480
♪ When I was the age of three ♪

1507
01:12:39,481 --> 01:12:42,483
♪ My dear mother had
a little talk with me... ♪

1508
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:44,193
( laughs )

1509
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:48,238
♪ She said, "A woman can be
a contrary little thing ♪"

1510
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:53,411
♪ But, son, she'll mean
the whole world to a man ♪

1511
01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:57,415
♪ If I hadn't have loved
your daddy this way ♪

1512
01:12:57,416 --> 01:13:02,211
♪ He wouldn't be
the big man he is today ♪

1513
01:13:02,212 --> 01:13:07,341
♪ Don't you know, a man needs a woman ♪

1514
01:13:07,342 --> 01:13:11,804
♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪

1515
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:13,972
♪ To carry on ♪

1516
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:16,475
♪ To carry on ♪

1517
01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:20,854
♪ To carry on ♪

1518
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:26,401
♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman ♪

1519
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:31,406
♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪

1520
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,408
♪ To carry on ♪

1521
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:35,953
♪ To carry on ♪

1522
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:40,500
♪ To carry on ♪

1523
01:13:40,501 --> 01:13:45,379
♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪

1524
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:49,967
♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪

1525
01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:54,471
♪ Like a soldier needs a gun ♪

1526
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,891
♪ Like a hamburger needs a bun..." ♪

1527
01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,560
( Gasps )

1528
01:13:59,561 --> 01:14:03,188
You know that wish I made outside?

1529
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:06,484
It just came true.

1530
01:14:06,485 --> 01:14:08,902
Singer: Okay, it's that time.

1531
01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,363
It's about 30 seconds till midnight,

1532
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:14,658
so go grab your partners, go get
your hats and your noisemakers,

1533
01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,410
and let's count down!

1534
01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:17,870
Hats, we need hats.

1535
01:14:17,871 --> 01:14:19,540
I'll be right back.

1536
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,086
Cliff, I thought about what you said

1537
01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:29,007
and I do want to spend my life with you.

1538
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:38,182
Let's start the year off together.

1539
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,479
♪ When I was the age of three ♪

1540
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:48,693
♪ My dear mother
had a little talk with me ♪

1541
01:14:48,694 --> 01:14:53,280
♪ She said, "A woman can be
a contrary little thing ♪"

1542
01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:58,160
♪ But, son, she'll mean
the whole world to a man ♪

1543
01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:03,332
♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman? ♪

1544
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:07,712
♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪

1545
01:15:07,713 --> 01:15:10,422
♪ To carry on ♪

1546
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:12,507
♪ To carry on ♪

1547
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:15,470
♪ To carry on ♪

1548
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:21,892
♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪

1549
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:26,606
♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪

1550
01:15:26,607 --> 01:15:31,526
♪ Like a soldier needs a gun..." ♪

1551
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,196
Singer: Happy New Year!

1552
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,407
( Audience cheering )

1553
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:41,244
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

1554
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:46,249
♪ And never brought to mind? ♪

1555
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,584
( Balloons popping )

1556
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:53,799
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

1557
01:15:53,800 --> 01:16:00,097
♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪

1558
01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:06,561
♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪

1559
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:11,942
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

1560
01:16:11,943 --> 01:16:18,699
♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet ♪

1561
01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:24,497
♪ For auld lang syne. ♪

1562
01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,633
- Oh, it's so hot.
- I know.

1563
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:40,887
- All these people.
- I know, just think of something else.

1564
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:42,597
Excuse me, sorry.

1565
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,890
Look, Mia Farrow.

1566
01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:45,267
Right there, Mia Farrow.

1567
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,769
Cliff, I'm not stupid.

1568
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:47,729
I know who Mia Farrow is.

1569
01:16:47,730 --> 01:16:49,146
That's not Mia Farrow.

1570
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:51,189
No, I know. It's a game, honey.

1571
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,609
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.

1572
01:16:55,821 --> 01:16:57,280
( Sighs )

1573
01:16:58,865 --> 01:17:01,367
Excuse me.

1574
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,210
Oh, hello.

1575
01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:15,338
( Groaning )

1576
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,382
- I hate coach.
- Son, please.

1577
01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:19,426
I know, I've given the flight
attendant my credit card.

1578
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,845
- She's checking on the first class.
- Mr. Godfrey?

1579
01:17:20,846 --> 01:17:22,137
Will you please stop that, young man?

1580
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,430
- Yes.
- There are seats available.

1581
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:24,639
Oh, wonderful, thank you.

1582
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:28,101
But your credit card
will only cover one upgrade.

1583
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:31,063
Oh, well, thank you anyway.

1584
01:17:31,064 --> 01:17:32,564
Where are you going?

1585
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,941
First class, silly.

1586
01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:38,153
It's okay, I'll just be nearby.

1587
01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:41,741
I'll bring you back some free stuff.

1588
01:17:41,742 --> 01:17:44,911
Remember what I said
about the Mile High Club?

1589
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:53,752
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this
is American Airlines flight 861,

1590
01:17:53,753 --> 01:17:56,379
nonstop service to Chicago.

1591
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,758
If this is not your destination,

1592
01:17:58,759 --> 01:18:01,343
now would be a good time
to leave the plane.

1593
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:05,640
Flight attendant: Flight attendants,
cross-check and prepare for departure.

1594
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,894
( Camera clicks )

1595
01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:20,822
Flight attendant:
Here you go. And one for you.

1596
01:18:22,115 --> 01:18:24,783
Can I get you anything?

1597
01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,743
Um, excuse me.

1598
01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:29,747
Do you know where the gentleman
who was sitting there is?

1599
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,333
Why, yes. He got off at the airport.

1600
01:18:34,795 --> 01:18:36,461
Just been dumped, huh?

1601
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,673
Me, too. It's a bitch.

1602
01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:42,050
You know, nursing a broken heart

1603
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:44,719
is something I highly
recommend doing in pairs.

1604
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,973
( Sighs ) I can't believe he left me.

1605
01:18:47,974 --> 01:18:52,477
Say, those are some very
nice earrings you have on.

1606
01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:54,062
Yeah.

1607
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:56,398
I'm into precious gems.

1608
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,945
It's what I do. Diamonds, mostly.

1609
01:19:00,946 --> 01:19:04,323
- Diamonds?
- Yeah.

1610
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:07,951
Excuse me.

1611
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,703
Certainly.

1612
01:19:09,704 --> 01:19:10,954
Ahem.

1613
01:19:10,955 --> 01:19:13,373
( Chuckles )

1614
01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:16,084
You know, my friends call me Scooter.

1615
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:18,753
- Scooter?
- Yeah.

1616
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,965
It's a funny story how I got the name.

1617
01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:22,924
I used to have one. ( laughs )

1618
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,718
Tell me about the diamonds again.

1619
01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:27,388
Well, you know, they come in many shapes.

1620
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,645
Clare?

1621
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,023
Clare?

1622
01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:39,566
Clare, I know you're in there.

1623
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:42,236
Please... please open the door.

1624
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,865
Look, what can I say?

1625
01:19:45,866 --> 01:19:47,992
I'm sorry about last night. Because I am.

1626
01:19:47,993 --> 01:19:53,998
I have no excuses.
I deserve whatever I get.

1627
01:19:53,999 --> 01:19:55,790
Amanda and I, we split up.

1628
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,167
I know you've heard it before,

1629
01:19:57,168 --> 01:19:59,586
but this time I left her for good.

1630
01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,504
I mean, she's on a plane
back to Chicago now.

1631
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:04,716
I had to come back. Clare...

1632
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:08,220
I just wanted a chance. Please, I...

1633
01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:10,847
I want us to be together.
Just try, please.

1634
01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:12,976
Open the door, please.

1635
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,319
The woman who stays
in the room, where is she?

1636
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,322
She checked out.

1637
01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:31,785
( Door closes )

1638
01:20:31,786 --> 01:20:33,828
Are you okay?

1639
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,080
Yeah, thanks.

1640
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:37,749
You'll be all right.

1641
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:43,047
♪ You were the best thing ♪

1642
01:20:43,048 --> 01:20:48,718
♪ I ever could find ♪

1643
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:53,765
♪ Why couldn't I see it? ♪

1644
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:58,021
♪ I must have been blind ♪

1645
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:05,860
♪ I brought you heartbreak ♪

1646
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:11,616
♪ I caused you pain ♪

1647
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:16,997
♪ And now that I've lost you ♪

1648
01:21:16,998 --> 01:21:21,001
♪ I'm going insane... ♪

1649
01:21:21,002 --> 01:21:23,420
Woman: May I see your tickets?

1650
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:25,630
I'll just check on those accommodations.

1651
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:27,507
Excuse me, is Clare working today?

1652
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,426
I'm sorry, she's not
working here anymore.

1653
01:21:29,427 --> 01:21:31,720
- What?
- Let me get you a brochure.

1654
01:21:31,721 --> 01:21:34,097
I see, well, is there any way that
I could get in touch with her?

1655
01:21:34,098 --> 01:21:37,058
- I wouldn't know.
- Just a telephone number, an address,

1656
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:39,728
anything like that would be a
great help, if you could, please.

1657
01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,896
We don't have that kind
of information here.

1658
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,357
- I see.
- And even if I did, I couldn't give it to you.

1659
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:46,818
Yes, I understand, but I tried...
she's not listed in the phone book.

1660
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:49,029
Any help that you could give me,

1661
01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:50,572
- I would really appreciate it, please?
- Look, I'm sorry, I can't-

1662
01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:52,282
I need to get in touch with her.

1663
01:21:52,283 --> 01:21:53,992
I'm sorry to be rude, but
please, can you please help me?

1664
01:21:53,993 --> 01:21:56,120
There's really nothing I can do.

1665
01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,122
Let me check those flights.

1666
01:21:58,123 --> 01:21:59,040
Here's my card.

1667
01:21:59,041 --> 01:22:02,375
If anything changes, Cliff Godfrey, okay?

1668
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,210
Hey, buddy. Welcome home.

1669
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:06,588
Sorry I didn't get right
back to you last night,

1670
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:09,382
- but we had the tradition of taking down the tree...
- It's all right.

1671
01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,718
- It's all right, Marty. - ...and if Rhonda
doesn't break at least one ornament,

1672
01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:13,888
- she's not happy.
- Marty!

1673
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,639
Sorry.

1674
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,932
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

1675
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,685
Doesn't matter.

1676
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,812
All my life, I'm waiting
for the right girl to come along

1677
01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:25,107
and when she finally does,
I don't even notice her.

1678
01:22:25,108 --> 01:22:28,443
Then I notice her and I screw her over.

1679
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:31,447
For what? A walking magazine cover.

1680
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,574
I'm a complete loser, Marty.

1681
01:22:34,575 --> 01:22:35,993
Marty: Well, you...

1682
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:38,997
You'll get no argument from me there.

1683
01:22:41,999 --> 01:22:43,500
So what?

1684
01:22:43,501 --> 01:22:45,668
So what? Maybe...

1685
01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:47,379
Maybe you do, you know, do this thing.

1686
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,756
You're this guy. You get to
date the magazine covers.

1687
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:51,299
You do it for 20 or 30 years, so what?

1688
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,760
I mean, that's a great thing.

1689
01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:55,303
You know, you date them
and then you get old

1690
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:58,056
and then you... don't.

1691
01:22:58,057 --> 01:23:00,809
So what?

1692
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,811
What am I gonna do, buddy?

1693
01:23:02,812 --> 01:23:05,022
Woman on intercom:
Mr. Godfrey, call on line two.

1694
01:23:05,023 --> 01:23:06,064
It's Lisa.

1695
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,857
Would you take a message, please, Maria?
Thank you.

1696
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:09,484
Lisa? Now who's Lisa?

1697
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:11,569
Mr. Godfrey, the woman
says it's important.

1698
01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:14,864
She's calling from Sunray Tours.

1699
01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:16,076
Hello?

1700
01:23:19,245 --> 01:23:21,788
How come you didn't have to dress up?

1701
01:23:21,789 --> 01:23:22,997
Yeah?

1702
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,916
All right, turn around.

1703
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:28,128
You all look great. You come
over here and switch places.

1704
01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:29,587
That's better.

1705
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,507
Are you hot in that thing?

1706
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:35,010
All right, you look really good.

1707
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:38,805
You just need one thing.

1708
01:23:38,806 --> 01:23:40,432
Announcer: Good morning, Target shoppers.

1709
01:23:40,433 --> 01:23:42,267
Don't forget, for the next 15 minutes,

1710
01:23:42,268 --> 01:23:43,726
there's a bull's-eye special...

1711
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,395
Come on, lady. I got football practice.

1712
01:23:45,396 --> 01:23:47,188
Me, too.

1713
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:51,193
Father: Hey, Larry, come on.
Stop moving there, will ya?

1714
01:23:51,194 --> 01:23:52,069
Larry: Dad.

1715
01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:54,071
Whoa.

1716
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:56,073
Mom, Larry gave me a wedgie.

1717
01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,198
I did not.

1718
01:23:57,199 --> 01:23:58,616
All right, you guys. Knock it off.

1719
01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,077
I mean it this time.

1720
01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:02,745
Nobody moves a muscle, you got that?

1721
01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:05,039
Shut up, you little rug rats, and smile.

1722
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,208
Or else no TV.

1723
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:09,002
( Cliff blows on microphone )

1724
01:24:09,003 --> 01:24:10,628
Cliff on intercom:
Good morning, Target shoppers.

1725
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:12,172
Don't forget, our after Christmas sale

1726
01:24:12,173 --> 01:24:13,923
will be extended throughout February,

1727
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:16,050
and please disregard
the rest of this announcement

1728
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,719
as it does not pertain to you.

1729
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:21,098
Clare, it's me, Cliff.

1730
01:24:21,099 --> 01:24:22,891
Look, I know you don't want
to hear anything I have to say,

1731
01:24:22,892 --> 01:24:25,393
but I'm gonna say it anyway.

1732
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,770
I don't know how to apologize enough

1733
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:29,189
for what happened the other night.

1734
01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:34,360
I have no excuses. I am an idiot, I...

1735
01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:36,237
Attention, Target shoppers,

1736
01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:40,492
there is a bull's-eye
special sale on tube socks

1737
01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:42,119
in aisle three.

1738
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:45,205
Um, Clare, I just didn't
know what I wanted...

1739
01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:48,041
Security guard: Hey! Hey! You!

1740
01:24:48,042 --> 01:24:51,669
I didn't know
what I wanted, but now I do,

1741
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:54,839
and it's... it's you. It's only you.

1742
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,841
You've gotta believe me.

1743
01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:00,179
- That is so beautiful.
- It's stupid.

1744
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:02,639
Clare, I could spend all day
apologizing on this ridiculous thing...

1745
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,141
Security guard: Hey, wise guy!

1746
01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:07,018
I'm sorry, I am,
but I am being chased around

1747
01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:08,561
by this angry security guard
and I just want you to know...

1748
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:10,063
( microphone feedback )

1749
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:12,815
Hey!

1750
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,901
Hey!

1751
01:25:14,902 --> 01:25:17,237
Why don't you ever talk to me like that?

1752
01:25:17,238 --> 01:25:19,532
I don't have a loudspeaker.

1753
01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:22,660
Cliff: Clare!

1754
01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:27,205
- Man: Good luck, Clare!
- Cliff?

1755
01:25:27,206 --> 01:25:28,456
Cliff: Clare?

1756
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,291
Cliff?

1757
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,169
But I want Clare! Clare!

1758
01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:33,962
I don't know why. I mean... Clare!

1759
01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:35,964
Okay, I know him. He's a friend of mine.

1760
01:25:35,965 --> 01:25:37,006
That's right.

1761
01:25:37,007 --> 01:25:38,174
You actually know this guy?

1762
01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:39,467
- Yes, yes.
- Yeah, pal.

1763
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,718
I'll do this, okay?

1764
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,887
He broke the manager's microphone.

1765
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,473
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll take
full responsibility for it, really.

1766
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:47,225
- I'm sorry.
- All right, all right.

1767
01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:48,560
Just don't let it happen again.

1768
01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:50,311
- He won't.
- All right.

1769
01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:54,316
Look, Clare, I've got
to tell you something.

1770
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:56,277
I don't want to hear it.

1771
01:25:59,239 --> 01:26:00,947
Clare!

1772
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:01,990
I just...

1773
01:26:01,991 --> 01:26:04,576
I just need to you to know
that I love you.

1774
01:26:04,577 --> 01:26:07,870
Man on intercom: Uh, testing, one, two.

1775
01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:09,581
I'm sorry, did you say something?

1776
01:26:09,582 --> 01:26:11,749
I said I love you!

1777
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,376
Man on intercom: Should I turn it off?

1778
01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:15,254
Man ♪2: No.

1779
01:26:15,255 --> 01:26:17,630
Sorry, I just couldn't hear you.
There's all this noise.

1780
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:19,007
I said I love you!

1781
01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,386
Man on intercom: Testing. Hello?

1782
01:26:22,387 --> 01:26:23,970
I love you, too.

1783
01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:29,226
♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman ♪

1784
01:26:29,227 --> 01:26:33,563
♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪

1785
01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:36,358
♪ To carry on ♪

1786
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:39,110
♪ To carry on ♪

1787
01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:42,239
♪ To carry on ♪

1788
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:46,993
♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪

1789
01:26:46,994 --> 01:26:51,539
♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪

1790
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,583
♪ Like a soldier... ♪

1791
01:26:53,584 --> 01:26:55,835
Guess we gotta come back next week.

1792
01:26:55,836 --> 01:26:57,253
( Kids groan )

1793
01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:58,921
Oh, shut up.

1794
01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:02,342
( Music playing )

1795
01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:03,843
♪ Riding high ♪

1796
01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:06,554
♪ On the news ♪

1797
01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:10,725
♪ No more yesterday blues ♪

1798
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:13,353
♪ I can lose them all ♪

1799
01:27:13,354 --> 01:27:16,565
♪ All I need is you ♪

1800
01:27:18,817 --> 01:27:21,445
♪ I had a dream ♪

1801
01:27:21,446 --> 01:27:24,322
♪ You were there ♪

1802
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:28,076
♪ No more unanswered prayers ♪

1803
01:27:28,077 --> 01:27:30,536
♪ I can change them all ♪

1804
01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:33,624
♪ And all I need is you ♪

1805
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:40,755
♪ Only you ♪

1806
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:42,382
♪ Only you ♪

1807
01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:45,802
♪ Only, only ♪

1808
01:27:45,803 --> 01:27:47,970
♪ Just the thought that you are near ♪

1809
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:50,139
♪ All the heartbreak disappeared ♪

1810
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:53,351
♪ Nothing fills me up quite like you do ♪

1811
01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:56,605
♪ Only you. ♪

1812
01:27:59,484 --> 01:28:03,237
( Men singing in Spanish )

1813
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:53,513
( women vocalizing )

1814
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,974
( man singing in Spanish )