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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Hey, man. Can I get two
vodka sodas, please?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
You know what?
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Go ahead and keep that
for yourself, all right?
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah, I can't wait
to meet you, too, Madison.
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Aw, those babies are legit.
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WOMAN: Jeremy?
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Uh, no, sorry.
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But this is you,
isn't it?
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Well, yeah...
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- But you can't be...
- Yeah, Madison.
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Yeah, I am.
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Joke! Oh, my God.
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- You should see your face.
- Oh, my God.
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- No, obviously, I'm not her. No.
- Okay. Oh, man.
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- 'Course I'm not Madison.
- Thank Christ!
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Because, honestly,
I was shitting myself there.
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- I mean, no offense.
- None taken.
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It's really risky
meeting people online.
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You never know if people are
gonna be as ugly on the outside
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as they are
on the inside.
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- Yeah, right, exactly.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, is Madison
on her way?
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No, no, no.
Madison's not coming.
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What? Why?
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Well, she sent me to see
if you were truly in love with her,
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and clearly you're not,
so goodbye, Jeremy.
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Wait! No, no,
no, wait.
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Of course I love her.
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I have been texting with her for,
like, a frigging month!
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This is the girl that I'm gonna
let keep my babies,
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and I will pay her
her due child support.
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I will visit every
other weekend,
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and say hi to the kids and put 'em
on my lap and whatever you do, okay?
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That is how much I love her.
I swear to Christ!
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But can you love
her birth defect?
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'Course I can.
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I mean, it's on
the inside, right?
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Like, it's in her brain
or in her heart?
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When Madison was born,
she was born with A cups.
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- No, but her photos, they...
- Yeah.
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What you're looking
at there is expert contouring
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and well-placed
chicken cutlets.
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She's really a double-A,
if I'm gonna be, like, honest with you.
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A triple-A
in some brands.
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Basically, if her tits were batteries,
they'd go into a watch.
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That's why she didn't wanna come here
and meet you in real life.
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Well, not until
she has the boob job, anyways.
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Wait, she's getting
a boob job?
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When is that
happening, then?
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In a year.
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A year?
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Well, silicone doesn't just grow
on trees.
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She has to save up.
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Well, how much
does she need?
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Just, like, $300.
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$500 if she's gonna
go full bouncy castle.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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Tell her I'll give
her the $500.
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I just want her
to be happy.
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That is so
selfless of you.
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- I know.
- Do you prefer Venmo or PayPal?
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Venmo's fine.
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That's her!
The fake tit-job bitch!
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Get her!
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- I needed a new scene anyway.
- MAN: She stole my money, man!
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Move! Out of my way,
come on!
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Hey, where do I send
the money?
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POLICEMAN: Go!
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POLICEWOMAN:
Hey, stop that woman!
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POLICEMAN: Hey, you! Stop!
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POLICEWOMAN:
Go after her! Quick!
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You let her
get away!
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Well, at least we didn't give her
$500 first! Idiot.
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Trashy dress,
you did it again.
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- (MAN WHISTLES)
- (CAMERAS FLASHING)
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Hmm.
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(GROWLING)
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(GROANS,
SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(SIGHS) Begone!
You French women are bad luck!
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(SCOFFS)
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And shave your
armpits. Please.
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Well, come on,
deal again!
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Our apologies, monsieur,
but you are out of credit.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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MATHIAS: Hold on,
I may have a solution.
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How's this for credit?
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DEALER: It's beautiful,
monsieur.
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But I cannot accept it.
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Why the hell not?
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I'm afraid...
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Rumor has it that
you are selling
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your wife's jewels to bankroll your
gambling debts.
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That is an
outrageous slur!
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Hey. Whiskey.
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JANET: Excuse me?
Excuse me?
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How much are
the red ones worth?
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One thousand.
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And the blue ones?
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- Five thousand.
- (EXCLAIMS)
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I love that game with the wheel
and the ball and the numbers.
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I don't even really know how to play.
(LAUGHS)
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Hello.
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Hello.
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My name is Mathias Albrecht von Rüdiger
der Klein-Strogen...
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And you are?
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- Janet.
- Janet.
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What an enchanting name.
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You're American, yes?
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- Yes.
- I'm Danish.
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Like the pastry?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, what brings you
to the South of France?
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An airplane.
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Yes, and why
are you here?
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Oh. Well...
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I thought I would
treat myself.
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I just won some
money in the lottery.
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Wow. How much
did you win?
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- $87 million!
- (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak foreign.
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Janet...
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I have something in my pants that
I think you're going to like.
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- Ew.
- No, no, no.
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- This.
- Oh.
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This belonged
to my dear mama.
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- May I?
- Yes.
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Sadly, I have to sell it,
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'cause it reminds me
too much of her.
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JANET:
Is it valuable?
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It's very valuable, yes.
$500,000.
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I like it
'cause it's shiny.
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And you're in luck.
It's for sale.
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That's crazy. I...
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Do I have enough here?
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How much is this worth?
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That is a coaster.
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And sadly,
no, you don't.
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But maybe you could
pay the difference in another way?
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I have a 9:00
dinner reservation.
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As do I.
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Well, I have my reputation
to think of.
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As do I.
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I have a boyfriend.
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As do I.
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WOMAN: Freeze!
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Inspector Desjardins
of Beaumont-Sur-Mer police. Get up.
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Okay. Who sent you?
My wife?
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Do you take bribes?
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Not you. Her.
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- She is under arrest.
- What?
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Those chips were stolen
from this pathetic old man.
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This woman is
an international con artist.
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No, no, no.
She's just a dumb American.
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No, it's true.
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She lured this man
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with the promise of
a private performance
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of her college
gymnastics routine.
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Here.
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- Hmm.
- BRIGITTE: Now, give back the bracelet.
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(SIGHS)
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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It would take an expert
to spot the fake.
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Or his wife.
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Thank you, Albert...
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For everything.
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Excellent research, Brigitte.
The mark was perfect.
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As you always say...
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"You can't cheat
an honest man."
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Now, I have a buyer
in Zurich,
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so I shall see you in a few days.
Au revoir.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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Sorry. Comin' through.
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I'll take
the filet mignon.
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WAITER: Very good, sir.
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Is this seat taken?
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I'm starving.
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I could murder
a triple cheeseburger right now.
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Or...
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I'll just get a glass
of water, please.
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- Is that all, madam?
- PENNY: Yeah, that's it.
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I'll just help myself
to the sugar packets.
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They're free, right?
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- WAITER: Yes.
- PENNY: Yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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PENNY: Mmm.
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That'll fill me up.
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I have to save all my money 'cause
I'm here to find my sister.
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This is her.
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- That is your sister?
- Half-sister.
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But we're like sisters.
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- MAN: What's happened to her?
- PENNY: She's been taken.
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Taken? Like...
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Like by men who
sell hot white virgins
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to evil, bearded
kajillionaires on yachts.
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- Really?
- The whole irony is...
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It was her friend she was
with who was the massive slut. Tiffany.
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Tiffany is the slut?
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So, I roughed up these guys,
and they said to me,
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(IN MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT) "Premium-grade
Australian meat on auction tomorrow."
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) That fits my sister's
description perfectly, don't you think?
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Yes.
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So, I'm gonna get
on that boat and buy her back.
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Look, I am very moved
by your story.
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- Order anything you like.
- No, no, no.
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- Please, no?
- No!
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- Please, no?
- No, I couldn't.
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Please, I insist.
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I'll have a club sandwich, and an order
of fries, order of onion rings.
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I'll take the shrimp cocktail.
Is that good? How fresh is it?
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What's the soup of the day?
Is it cold? 'Cause, ew, gross.
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That's disgusting.
Why have cold soup?
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Just give me
a Caesar salad.
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And then two slices of cake.
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- Do you want any cake?
- No.
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Three slices of cake
and a Diet Coke.
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Thank you.
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TRAIN ATTENDANT: Will this be
satisfactory, miss?
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PENNY:
Yes, this will do.
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Once again, I apologize
for the flickering lights in coach.
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Epilepsy is
a cruel mistress.
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Thank you.
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(EXHALES)
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Forgive me,
but I couldn't help
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but overhear your conversation
in the dining car.
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- My condolences.
- Hmm?
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About your sister's
treacherous predicament.
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Oh. She'll be all right.
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(EXHALES)
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(SIGHING)
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Do you mind
if I ask how long
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your sister's been
held against her will?
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- Listen...
- Josephine Chesterfield.
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Penny Rust.
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Delighted.
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Eh, what's up?
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Listen, I think this is gonna be
a really long ride,
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and clearly you're, like,
an exhausting person.
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So, I'm just gonna say this.
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I don't even have a sister.
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Are you saying
you lied to that man?
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I don't wanna
say it too loudly.
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I'm a con artist.
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I con.
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But that man was so kind to you,
and he bought your dinner.
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00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,051
Only after I showed him
a picture of a hot chick.
253
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,424
See, women have feelings.
254
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:30,133
So, like, you just
had sympathy or pity or...
255
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,014
I don't know,
the other feeling.
256
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,518
And men see that quality in us
and exploit us.
257
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,815
So, all I'm doin'
is, like...
258
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,939
(SINGING) Put that thing down,
flip it and reverse it
259
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,817
And then I'm now
exploiting them.
260
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,649
Are there many
women in your industry?
261
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,484
Sisters in arms,
as it were?
262
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,911
Well, not at
my level, no.
263
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,204
Yes, clearly you're in
a class of your own.
264
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,248
Uh, except, of course
there's Medusa.
265
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,834
- Oh?
- She's like the O.G. lady con artist.
266
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,084
People say she could freeze
a man's assets with just one look.
267
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,922
Well,
268
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,260
my horizons have certainly been
expanded this evening.
269
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,803
Where will the wind
take you next?
270
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,131
I'm going to this town
on the Med...
271
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,510
Beaumont-Sur-Mer.
272
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,435
Get this, apparently it's crawling
with rich dudes.
273
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,873
Well, I'm afraid
you've been misinformed.
274
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,059
You see, I live in
Beaumont-Sur-Mer,
275
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,607
and I think you'll find
it's a lesbian community.
276
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,693
Really?
277
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,395
Yes. Honestly, you'd do better
staying on to Portofino.
278
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,981
Well, maybe I could
work a woman.
279
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,111
I don't know how you...
280
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,533
Yeah, I could give it a go.
281
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,327
But isn't your philosophy
based on exploiting men?
282
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,538
Penny? Penny.
283
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,662
Sorry, were you... Sorry.
284
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,290
I was just playing
this game on my phone.
285
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,583
Yes, of course.
286
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,319
I just have to call my mothers
to let them know what time to expect me.
287
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,550
(SHUSHES)
Please.
288
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,836
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
289
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,474
PENNY: So, do you have
a car here?
290
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,645
I do.
291
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,732
Great. Do you mind if I, like,
scab a lift off you?
292
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,899
FRENCH RAPPER: What?
293
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,146
You leaving the
party already?
294
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,819
Afraid so. Cheerio.
295
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,534
JOSEPHINE: Penny?
296
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,194
Did you say Portofino
was the next stop?
297
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,200
Yo, Portofino is going
to be turnt!
298
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,541
Ooh!
299
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,706
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
300
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,585
What?
301
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,748
I don't know what
you just said, but...
302
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,880
The answer is oui.
303
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,460
(LAUGHTER)
304
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,819
How was last night?
305
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,821
It was all I could arrange
on such short notice.
306
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,494
Jean and Lil Baguette
were perfect.
307
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,261
May I ask the reason
for their involvement?
308
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,415
I encountered
a sort of pale gypsy,
309
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,413
who thought herself
something of a grifter.
310
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,335
Surely, she was
no match for you?
311
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,664
One can never be
too careful, Brigitte.
312
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,625
A poacher who shoots
at rabbits may scare big game away.
313
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,835
Speaking of...
314
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,763
Next, we have
Gregor Gregorsky.
315
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,841
Made his fortune
in office supplies...
316
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,470
Married four times.
317
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,094
He's a romantic.
318
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,222
And he should
be arriving...
319
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,898
- (VEHICLE APPROACHING)
- Now.
320
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,396
(ENGINE REVS)
321
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,402
Who is that with him?
322
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,328
You must save your beautiful sister
before she is defiled.
323
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,279
I know, 'cause once
she is defiled,
324
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,490
she's, like, less special,
don't you reckon?
325
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,916
Brigitte.
326
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,577
Right away.
327
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:50,045
Gregor, you have no idea
what this money will do.
328
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,042
- Hit it, Marcel!
- (ENGINE REVS)
329
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,636
I'm flying!
330
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,344
(LAUGHING) Oh, shit!
331
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,813
Ooh!
332
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,726
(SCREAMING)
333
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,649
(SCREAMS)
334
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,704
Merci.
335
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,827
(CHUCKLES) Mmm-hmm.
336
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,826
All right. Let's go,
boys, one more time!
337
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,961
(PENNY LAUGHING)
338
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,638
- You want to press charges?
- Da.
339
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,017
Her sister is probably
not even virgin.
340
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,182
(CRYING)
341
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,982
PENNY: He gave me the money!
342
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,784
What laws have
I actually broken?
343
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,575
(GROANING)
344
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,085
Contraction.
345
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,248
The stress is not
good for the baby.
346
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,424
Oh, my little baby.
347
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,297
Ooh...
348
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,672
We are a tight-knit community
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer, mademoiselle.
349
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,802
We do not want
your kind here.
350
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,928
But...
351
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,973
Ah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
352
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,931
I've heard about
your little community.
353
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,850
And that's...
354
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,935
That's actually
why I came.
355
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,940
To do some,
like, experimenting.
356
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,071
You know...
Ooh.
357
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,908
Ooh...
358
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,992
No, wrong thing.
359
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,046
Inspector?
360
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,888
Don't you think we can
just work something out?
361
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,551
(WHISPERS)
Just between us girls?
362
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,599
I don't date pregnant women.
363
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,439
Wait! Actually,
I know somebody here.
364
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,482
You know someone in
Beaumont-Sur-Mer?
365
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,401
Yeah, yeah.
I bet you'd know her, too.
366
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,980
She's, like, really rich,
really important.
367
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,067
She looks like a librarian's corpse,
only less lively.
368
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,867
She would have
your ass for this.
369
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,319
Oh, I see.
370
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,779
What's her name?
371
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,159
Her name...
372
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,418
Is Joanna.
373
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,078
Regina.
374
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,214
Regina Charleston.
375
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:41,587
It's Charlotte
Pemberton.
376
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,345
It's Pamela.
It's Pernilla.
377
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,055
Pendy Simmons.
378
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,057
No, wait, it's...
379
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,059
Janet Maxfield. Ah!
380
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,644
Charlotte Josephson.
381
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,850
Josephine Chesterfield?
382
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,560
Yeah, that is her!
383
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,270
We should call her.
384
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,855
Get her on the line.
385
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,443
Tell her to set
me free, please!
386
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,243
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
387
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,872
Penny, the charges
against you
388
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,042
aren't very serious,
389
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,488
but it appears
Inspector Desjardins
390
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,459
is keeping you here
for your own protection.
391
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,585
From what?
392
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,502
The man you swindled is
a prominent figure of the Russian mafia.
393
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,631
Shit.
394
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,700
If you were to be released,
you would most certainly be killed
395
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,760
or worse.
396
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,804
- Well, there has to be another option!
- One moment.
397
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,101
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
398
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,399
Penny, what do you have on you
by way of liquidity?
399
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,193
Um...
400
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:50,076
I think I have a travel-size K-Y
Jelly in my bag.
401
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,373
It's peach-flavored.
402
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,577
Cash, Penny. How much
cash do you have at your disposal?
403
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,960
I have about 10 or 8.
Yeah, $8,000.
404
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,611
That might be enough to get you out
of the country, but you must promise
405
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,594
never ever,
under any circumstances,
406
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,844
to come back to
Beaumont-Sur-Mer ever again.
407
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,141
- Pinky promise.
- Hold on, Penny.
408
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,310
The nightmare
is almost over.
409
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,932
Hey, listen,
410
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,795
I may have been a bit of a bitch
when we first met.
411
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,855
Oh...
412
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,732
And when I talked about you
behind your back.
413
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,654
- Hmm?
- And when I posted this.
414
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,151
Huh.
415
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,014
But you did me a solid
getting me out of jail.
416
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,371
So, I think you're
a pretty top chick.
417
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,910
Try to be as inconspicuous
as possible.
418
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,460
I know
it's difficult for you,
419
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,209
but it's better to go unnoticed
by Gregor's henchmen.
420
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,762
Au revoir.
421
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,515
I don't get
what that means.
422
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,705
WOMAN: (OVER PA)
Ladies and gentlemen,
423
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,062
this is the final
boarding call...
424
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,765
Yo, I'm just gonna
blend in with you guys.
425
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,547
(BLOWS AIR, SNIFFS)
426
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:32,925
Hey.
427
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,471
(GAGS)
428
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,144
Dude! What are you...
429
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,893
You can't just sneak up
on a lady like that.
430
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,185
You're not really my type.
431
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,568
But the pilot's busy, so...
432
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,323
Let's just make
this quick.
433
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,061
I feel like they're
about to serve the meal.
434
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,701
- Where is it?
- What?
435
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,036
Where is it?
(CLEARING THROAT)
436
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:05,124
Okay. Nazi Gollum, you're gonna have
to speak more clearly.
437
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,833
- Where is it?
- What?
438
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,011
I saw you talking
with her in the airport.
439
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,213
Josephine?
440
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,423
Is that her real name?
441
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,132
- Are you with her?
- Um...
442
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,934
No, I think maybe
the police chick is.
443
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,061
They could just
be friends.
444
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,013
I don't know.
It's hard to tell nowadays.
445
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,643
So, the police woman's
part of it?
446
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,441
- Part of what?
- The hustle!
447
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,356
Mmm?
448
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,654
She stole my wife's
diamond bracelet!
449
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,356
It's worth half
a million dollars!
450
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,488
Shit the bed.
451
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,365
And now my wife
is filing for divorce.
452
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,366
Are you working
with her or not?
453
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,539
No! No, no.
454
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,374
Uh... Um...
455
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,204
No, I'm actually
working for ASSES.
456
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,334
What?
457
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,632
ASSES? Have you
not heard of that?
458
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:53,009
It's the Australian
Securities Services
459
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,216
Intelligently Spying.
460
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,551
Don't you mean ASIO?
461
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:58,681
No.
462
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,307
No, they're wankers.
463
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,605
ASSES.
It's the place to be.
464
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,648
And I'm deep, deep,
deep in ASSES.
465
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,727
I'm trying to bring
her to justice.
466
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,901
- Okay, good.
- Yeah.
467
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,069
Good. How can I help?
468
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:15,069
Well, sir, I believe we should start
by having sex as a cover.
469
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,621
(SNICKERING)
470
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,950
(CLEARS THROAT)
471
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,039
What was that?
472
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,497
I have standards.
473
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,381
As do I.
474
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,583
I need to take a nap.
475
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,134
As do I. (YAWNS)
476
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,929
I have many STDs, so...
477
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,467
As do I.
478
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,284
PILOT: (OVER PA) Mesdames et messieurs,
please fasten your seat belts.
479
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,707
We are experiencing some
unexpected turbulence.
480
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,650
(EXHALES)
481
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,148
PENNY: Whew!
482
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,616
(PENNY GROANING)
483
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,321
PENNY: My quads are burning.
484
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,827
Ow. Ow.
485
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,288
Bloody hell! No. Okay.
486
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,201
(PANTING)
487
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,376
Yeah.
488
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,920
I'm gonna puke.
489
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,169
No. I'm gonna hold it.
I can hold it.
490
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,085
- Penny.
- Hello, Janet.
491
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,799
Or should I say...
492
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,176
Medusa?
493
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,801
- I am not Medusa.
- Really?
494
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,554
Take this to the guestroom,
butlery person.
495
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:07,851
(BAG CRASHING)
496
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,102
(CAT SNARLS)
497
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:15,446
Okay, I may need to borrow
a toothbrush, leggings, some thongs.
498
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,648
Oh! Some
"going out" thongs.
499
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,942
BRIGITTE:
Do we have a problem?
500
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,283
Ah, Captain Pantsuit,
in on it as well?
501
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,989
All wrapped up
in this kebab of lies?
502
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,625
Everything is fine, Brigitte.
You and Albert may go.
503
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,747
PENNY: Yeah.
504
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,203
Bye, girls.
505
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,959
I'll take my lunch
by the pool!
506
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,336
Just letting you know,
I'm salad intolerant.
507
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,051
What do you want, Penny?
508
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,594
I want this!
509
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,546
Like, look
at this place.
510
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,304
I had no idea how small-time
I was until I met you.
511
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,598
Teach me your
sugar baby ways.
512
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,556
Shape me into something great
and richer.
513
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,603
And why would I do that?
514
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:52,985
Because who knows?
515
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,923
I could be the partner
you never knew you needed.
516
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,904
- No, thanks. I work alone.
- Hello?
517
00:26:56,990 --> 00:27:00,199
What about Menswear Barbie
and Old Crone Ken?
518
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,571
They are employees.
519
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,366
Okay. I get it.
520
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:10,001
But what you're not getting is that
a girl like me
521
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:13,046
could make it real uncomfortable
for you in this town.
522
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,543
Like a bad case
of the herp.
523
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,091
With the right vitamin cocktail,
you'll go away.
524
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,715
You do know herpes
never goes away, don't you?
525
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,967
(SOFTLY)
Doesn't it?
526
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,636
(SOFTLY) No.
527
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,020
Seems like you've set up
such deep roots here.
528
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:32,941
It'd be such a shame
for it to all be seized by Interpol.
529
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,560
It'd just take
one phone call.
530
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,900
(MIMICKING BEEPING)
531
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,994
Hello, Interpol?
532
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Tell me, Penny,
533
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:47,415
(THUDS)
534
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,951
why are women better suited
to the con than men?
535
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,371
'Cause we're used
to faking it?
536
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,500
It comes down
to one universal truth.
537
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,462
No man will ever believe a woman
is smarter than he is.
538
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,679
We will always be underestimated
and that is what we use.
539
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,831
So, this means you're gonna
teach me, aren't you?
540
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,096
I'm teaching you now.
541
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,271
Yes!
542
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,144
Wait, what was
that last part?
543
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,521
I couldn't hear.
You were talking into the ocean.
544
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,317
What do men want?
545
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,114
- Boobs.
- No.
546
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,410
Back door.
Front door.
547
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,861
Pegging or, like,
a threesome.
548
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,412
What is it?
What's the answer?
549
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,205
They want to be heroes.
550
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,501
There is nothing more compelling
to a man than a vulnerable woman.
551
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:34,623
Observe.
552
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,428
Oh, wow. You can
just tear up like that.
553
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,676
You can just balance
a tear right on that lower lid.
554
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,847
And can you make the tear
roll down your cheek?
555
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,521
Oh. Oh. Okay.
556
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,644
But can you make
it go back up?
557
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:59,523
- Now, you try.
- Okay.
558
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,578
- Are you constipated?
- No.
559
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,082
Why all the theatrics?
You're hot. That's enough.
560
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,249
It is not enough.
561
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,747
"Hot" is not a career.
562
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:20,548
"Hot" will get you gifts and trinkets,
but you must pay for them in other ways.
563
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,216
Sex, Penny.
564
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,048
Lesson two, research.
565
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,674
"The Suburban
White Knight."
566
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,052
This one calls
for a basic rescue scam.
567
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,976
A staged drowning and resuscitation
usually fits the bill.
568
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:35,430
Next, we have
"The Braggadocio on Holiday."
569
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,924
Just wants a story
to tell the boys.
570
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,193
But careful here.
He's a frequent abuser of social media.
571
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,486
(BLOWS HORN)
572
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,022
- What the...
- (BLOWS HORN)
573
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,176
- (HORNS CONTINUES BLOWING)
- Why the...
574
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,112
Headache! Fuck off.
575
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,945
Finally, you must be trained
for any situation.
576
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,867
(FRENCH POP MUSIC PLAYING)
577
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,121
(CRASHES)
578
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,859
(POPS)
579
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,446
PENNY: One, two...
580
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,822
Surprise!
581
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,872
Hello. How do you do?
582
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,496
Yes, isn't it
a lovely party?
583
00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:20,702
I know.
584
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,166
I have seven houses.
585
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,135
She's ready.
586
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,467
I'm ready?
587
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,560
Yes!
588
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,020
Whoo!
589
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,777
(BRIGITTE SPEAKING FRENCH)
590
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,772
I don't like it.
591
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,948
She represents
everything you despise.
592
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:55,616
You know, the water
level at the quarry
593
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,788
is higher than normal
this time of year.
594
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,674
They would not find her body
until the spring.
595
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,754
Just say the word or don't
and you maintain your innocence
596
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,378
and I will do it anyway.
597
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:08,503
Nonsense.
598
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:12,382
We're taking her in gracefully
in order to get her out gracefully.
599
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:13,713
Was that the word?
600
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:14,807
"Gracefully"?
601
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,349
Trust me, Brigitte.
It'll all work out in our favor.
602
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,225
With Penny, we can finally run
the Lord of the Rings play.
603
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,725
You truly believe she is ready
for something so elaborate?
604
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,901
Who's the first mark?
605
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,483
Oh, Howard.
606
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,613
I can't marry you.
607
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:32,777
(SOBS)
608
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,151
Oh...
609
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,492
Now, settle
down, cupcake.
610
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:43,667
What problem's so big you don't
think Howard Bacon can fix it, huh?
611
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,171
How could you marry
a woman so beneath you?
612
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,798
What are you saying,
snickerdoodle?
613
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:53,052
You are 63rd in line
to the British throne.
614
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,427
I know, but I'm bankrupt.
615
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,883
The title's all
I have left.
616
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,639
Oh, Howard...
617
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,062
Do you think me a...
618
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,684
Gold digger?
619
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,349
(SOBS)
620
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,857
Oh...
Peanut butter cup.
621
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:10,946
Now, listen here.
622
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,865
We're gonna get married,
we're gonna fly home to Fort Worth.
623
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,737
I'mma introduce you
to my golfing buddies,
624
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,241
and then when I run for Senate,
you're gonna be by my side.
625
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,248
Beautiful and silent.
626
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,793
You're not gonna break my heart now,
are you, sugarbooger?
627
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,579
Oh, Howard.
628
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,585
I'm helpless against
your food-themed endearments.
629
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,321
The only thing you're gonna have
to worry about
630
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,758
is how that Texas humidity's gonna
affect your hair.
631
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,464
My hair looks like this
in any climate, darling.
632
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,675
And Hortense
loves wet heat.
633
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,228
Hortense?
634
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,770
My sister.
Didn't I tell you about her?
635
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,937
I couldn't possibly
leave her behind.
636
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,980
Are you telling me
I'm gonna go home
637
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,154
with two princesses
on my arm?
638
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,776
(GIGGLES)
Would you like to see her?
639
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,402
Oh, lead the way.
(CHUCKLES)
640
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,359
If you think me
regal in the least,
641
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,945
wait until you meet
my sweet sister.
642
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,578
I haven't an ounce of the majesty
Hortense possesses.
643
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,584
There are no private beaches
on the Côte d'Azur,
644
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:11,460
but you put up one sign that says
"toxic waste," et voilà!
645
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,836
Granny was so clever.
646
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,463
Your sister
lives in there?
647
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,763
Mmm-hmm. Yes, in her
cozy castle keep.
648
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,719
This way.
649
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,429
Your tetanus is up
to date, yes?
650
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:27,809
What?
651
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,642
JOSEPHINE: Every royal family
has its black sheep, of course.
652
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,476
But not Hortense and me.
653
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,985
Nanny Gertrude raised us to be
two levelheaded young ladies.
654
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,566
We're so normal,
it's practically boring.
655
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,698
Now remember, at no point should
you turn your back on her.
656
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,905
Because she's royalty?
657
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:45,740
If you like.
658
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,041
Ah, here we are.
659
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,494
Hortense,
I've brought a guest!
660
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,079
I wonder
where she's hiding.
661
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,289
Don't be shy.
662
00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,048
I know.
663
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,466
Maybe her subjects
can flush her out.
664
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,880
(FANFARE PLAYS)
665
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,520
Ah, there she is!
666
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,023
My only living relative.
667
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,149
Shall we pay
her a visit?
668
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,986
(CLEARS THROAT)
669
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:23,698
Princess Hortense
of House
670
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,201
Northumberton-
Saxe-Hapsburg,
671
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:29,659
may I present to
you Howard Bacon.
672
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,455
Uh...
673
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,541
My... my...
My ma'am... Lady.
674
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:40,925
Sir Bacon, welcome
to thy kingdom.
675
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,971
I have food
for your men,
676
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,550
and water for your
horses and whores.
677
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,306
Oh, Hortense.
678
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,058
She knows you haven't
got any horses.
679
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,980
Lucretia, pour the mead.
680
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:58,458
Lucretia, you dumb bitch,
don't embarrass me
681
00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,526
in front of the guests.
682
00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,573
Yes, there is much to celebrate,
beloved sister.
683
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,946
I bring wonderful news.
684
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,078
Howard and I
are to be married.
685
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,531
Really?
686
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,042
You and you?
687
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:13,748
Hortense.
688
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,049
Hortense, do not
drop that coronet.
689
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:20,759
(CLATTERING)
690
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,588
Use your words,
not the heirlooms.
691
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,506
Whoops.
692
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,716
(GROANING)
693
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,306
(YELLING)
694
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,605
Why?
695
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,933
- Why? Why? Die!
- I think I know what this is about.
696
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,517
- No!
- Don't fret, sissy.
697
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,648
You shan't
be left behind.
698
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,738
(CLEARS THROAT)
699
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:44,864
You, Howard, and I are going to
live together in Texas.
700
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:46,160
PENNY AS HORTENSE:
Texas?
701
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,661
Hurrah!
702
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:50,364
This calls for
a celebration pole dance.
703
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,158
(WHOOPING)
704
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,377
Promise, if anything
should happen to me,
705
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,173
you'll look after her.
706
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:04,129
- Ooh, I invoke prima nocta.
- JOSEPHINE AS PRINCESS: Absolutely.
707
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,930
This shall be a traditional
wedding in every respect.
708
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,475
- Prima nocta.
- Prima nocta! Prima nocta!
709
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,392
What's a prima nocta?
710
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:18,021
Oh. Once the eldest daughter
consummates her marriage,
711
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,023
it is the second
daughter's divine right,
712
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,821
either to bed the groom
or fight him in a duel.
713
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,677
In either case, your
performance shall be judged
714
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:25,908
by a panel
of courtiers.
715
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,826
But you don't mind,
do you, darling?
716
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:32,407
(SINGING) Second sister
gets sloppy seconds
717
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:38,167
BOTH: (SINGING)
Or you die
718
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,790
Muffin, wedding's off.
719
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,630
- But Howard! The ring!
- Keep it!
720
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,385
(DOOR CLOSES)
721
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:54,978
(PENNY LAUGHING)
722
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,474
Enrique, do go on.
You were saying
723
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,060
how even though you yourself have
benefited economically
724
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,565
from immigrating
to America,
725
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,068
you don't feel any
additional Guatemalans
726
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,820
should be allowed
into Palm Beach?
727
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:10,324
- Yes, I believe...
- Sister! Sister! Sister!
728
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,120
Hortense!
Manners, please!
729
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,869
Is this how we behave in
front of a guest?
730
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,165
Sorry.
731
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:19,586
Pardon the intrusion,
but can I beg leave to go to the toilet?
732
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:20,879
Yes, of course,
my turtle dove.
733
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,206
Thank you.
734
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:25,759
Kind sir, would you
help me with this?
735
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:30,051
The lock-eth
has rust-eth.
736
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,348
JOSEPHINE: Hortense!
737
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:35,018
Did I not expressly forbid you from wearing
your virtue panties in the pool?
738
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:37,221
Albert! She's done it again.
739
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,850
(GASPS)
Not the flame!
740
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,950
Release the peasants!
741
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,411
She must mean
"pheasants," yes?
742
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:57,501
Of course not.
743
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,952
Don't worry, darling.
She's a terrible shot.
744
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,289
PENNY AS HORTENSE:
Peasant ho!
745
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,918
See?
746
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,344
(SNEEZES)
747
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,342
(GIGGLES)
748
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,095
That was unexpected.
749
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,604
Brigitte, your 20,000.
750
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,378
You just got a lot more
attractive, Bridge.
751
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:29,649
Albert, your 10.
752
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:30,982
Still wouldn't
bang you, Albert.
753
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,619
Thank you, all.
754
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,032
What do you mean,
"Thank you, all"?
755
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,459
No, where's my cashola?
Where's my cut?
756
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,628
Where's the big chunk of...
Ah-ah...
757
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,580
To come in to me, of the cash?
758
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:48,964
(CHUCKLES) The student doesn't
earn wages until after graduation.
759
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,345
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
When the hell is that?
760
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,973
I've been killing myself playing
Hortense the Feral Princess
761
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,847
while you just prance around,
not having sex with people.
762
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,680
Penny, how much money do you have?
Be honest, now.
763
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,441
- $500,000.
- Oh.
764
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,565
Good for you.
It's an adorable little nest egg.
765
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,230
All in cash, I presume?
766
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:12,067
Bitcoin. Why?
How much money do you have?
767
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:17,952
Hmm? Oh.
Assets and liquidity, 28.32 million.
768
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,242
Okay, I didn't know we were
counting assets and liquidity.
769
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,374
In that case, I have...
Still 500,000.
770
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:29,175
And how do you think I grew that wealth?
By investing wisely.
771
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,172
I've invested
in you, Penny.
772
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,754
And I must see a robust return
before I can share the profits.
773
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,300
But you wouldn't have any profits
if it wasn't for me, okay?
774
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:39,385
Let's face it,
we were a team on this.
775
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,766
Penny, if you want to be like me,
then you're going to...
776
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:45,065
I don't wanna be like you!
Why would I wanna be like you?
777
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:49,566
I don't wanna be some loser
that looks like a colorful Beetlejuice.
778
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,778
Oh. Sorry, Julie Andrews just called.
She said she wants her voice back.
779
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,030
We all know you're actually
from Wisconsin
780
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,033
and you stay in this house
eating weird salads
781
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:02,616
and drinking alcohol that doesn't
get you hammered fast enough.
782
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,917
And you're like,
783
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:09,590
"Oh, I better check all my precious stocks
on the NASCAR index.
784
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:10,712
"And, oh, wait,
785
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,170
"let me just collect another
little boy's head
786
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:18,257
"or another
dinosaur clitoris
787
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,844
"or another little statue of a..." (GASPS)
That's alive.
788
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:25,147
Yes, that is a Madagascan blue
panther chameleon.
789
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,849
It's one of the last
of its kind.
790
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:30,402
Oh, is it?
Just like you.
791
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,024
Well, you know what, Jo?
792
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,277
I don't give a crap
if you're a legend in the game.
793
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,261
If you're not gonna pay me
for work that I've actually done,
794
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:37,742
then I'm out!
795
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,286
Screw you, Medusa!
796
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:40,954
JOSEPHINE:
I'm not Medusa.
797
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:44,749
(DOOR CLOSES)
798
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,123
And she's gone.
799
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,376
(MUTTERING)
800
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,478
(GASPS)
801
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,901
(WHIMPERS)
802
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,033
Are you all right, miss?
803
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,949
PENNY: Is there a doctor
in the house?
804
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,288
Somebody, please, help me!
805
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,163
What are the signs of a stroke?
I can't feel my tits!
806
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,249
- (GASPS)
- (PEOPLE GASPING)
807
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,499
MAN: Goodness me!
808
00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:34,458
Are you all right, miss?
Are you okay?
809
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,280
(IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
She's all right. Aren't you, sis?
810
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:37,465
(KICKS)
811
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,721
Yeah, I'm feeling so much better,
actually.
812
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,724
Good on you.
That's my chuck. Come on.
813
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,396
MAN: Come on.
Let's get you up.
814
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,044
- PENNY: Yeah.
- JOSEPHINE: No worries.
815
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,434
I think it was just
a big burp.
816
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,314
- You enjoy the sun.
- MAN: My pleasure.
817
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,549
- What's up, Jo?
- (IN BRITISH ACCENT) I thought you were leaving, Pen.
818
00:42:55,573 --> 00:43:01,035
I was, and then I just realized
this place is great.
819
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:06,624
There just isn't room for both of us
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer.
820
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,871
Mmm.
Agree to unagree.
821
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:13,205
This is my home
and my place of work
822
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,875
and you are a bull
in my china shop.
823
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:20,679
Well, you don't really
affect my life that much.
824
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,256
Oh, piss off,
you moon-faced troll!
825
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,933
Whoa. Careful there.
826
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,932
People might think you're more than
just an animatronic cocktease.
827
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,354
Okay, come on.
828
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,606
(STRAINING)
829
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:33,354
PENNY: Ow. Arm!
830
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,362
Hands off the merchandise.
I bruise like a peach.
831
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,861
Shall we settle this
with a friendly wager?
832
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,115
Like a turf war? Whoever wins
gets dibs on the town?
833
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,412
Loser leaves for good.
834
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,864
Well, what's the bet?
835
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,872
We choose a man. First to extract
a set sum from him wins.
836
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,375
That sounds like a party.
Yeah, how much?
837
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:57,458
How about your net worth?
500,000? I'm sorry.
838
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,418
Is that too rich
for your blood?
839
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:00,804
Are you kidding?
840
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:04,256
My blood is, like,
98% white chocolate mousse.
841
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:09,019
So, I can handle it, yeah.
Who's the mark?
842
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,224
(YELLS)
843
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,521
MAN: Monsieur?
844
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,270
(COUGHING)
845
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,567
PENNY: How about that guy?
846
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,523
He's 12.
847
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,605
Ah. Too young
for your blood?
848
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:24,447
Guillaume. Is that boy
a guest at the hotel?
849
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,177
GUILLAUME: Yes,
that is Thomas Westerburg.
850
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:27,988
He is the inventor
of YaBurnt.
851
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,290
- Shut my back door.
- What? Why?
852
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,493
What is YaBurnt?
853
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,621
Honestly? Jo, are you, like,
100 years old?
854
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,923
It's, like, this
really cool app
855
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,028
where it sends all your friends
these disgusting insults
856
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:41,488
and then they disappear
after 10 seconds.
857
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,753
Why would
anyone want that?
858
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,930
Why would anyone want Christmas,
either?
859
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:48,100
So, he's a tech
millionaire?
860
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:51,145
Billionaire, I bet.
So, do we have a deal?
861
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,640
One week.
May the best con win.
862
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:21,087
Hey, do you mind
if I spin the thingy next round?
863
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:26,012
Okay. That's your job.
864
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,597
Shut up, Thomas.
865
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,019
- ROULETTE CROUPIER: Monsieur.
- Yes?
866
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,482
Please place your bets.
867
00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,865
No more bets.
868
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,290
Eighteen red.
869
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:01,165
(CHUCKLES)
870
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,588
PENNY: Sorry, comin' through.
871
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,295
Sorry, excuse me.
872
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:07,866
- WOMAN: My goodness!
- PENNY: Sorry, miss, please.
873
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:11,258
Oi, blind person here.
Move! Move!
874
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,973
Yeah. Yeah.
875
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,101
Oh. Pardon
the intrusion,
876
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:20,059
but could somebody tell me
if there's an empty chair at this table?
877
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,189
- No, mademoiselle. The table is full.
- PENNY: Oh.
878
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,737
- Okey-dokey.
- No, miss. Miss?
879
00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,656
Excuse me.
You can have my chair.
880
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:29,655
Oh, a hero. But it's
not necessary.
881
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,907
Perhaps if this
person scoots over,
882
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,910
we could just squeeze
in another chair.
883
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,992
- Yeah, sure.
- Do you mind, sir?
884
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,542
Would you mind just...
885
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,294
- THOMAS: Right behind you.
- Oh.
886
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,917
There you go.
887
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,215
- Thank you.
- All right.
888
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,509
What wonderful
blind person etiquette.
889
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,005
My nana was blind.
890
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:50,009
Was she?
I had no idea.
891
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:51,972
(WHISPERS)
Research.
892
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,787
ROULETTE CROUPIER:
Please place your bets.
893
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,224
Oh. Do you want me
to place a bet for you?
894
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,350
Yeah, could you?
895
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,853
- Yeah, of course.
- But can you choose?
896
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,025
I feel like I need somebody else's
luck right now.
897
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:03,192
Sure.
898
00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:05,441
- Okay.
- All right, keep your fingers crossed.
899
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,065
ROULETTE CROUPIER:
No more bets.
900
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:11,944
Twenty-one red.
901
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,074
How did we do?
902
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,905
We lost.
I'm so sorry.
903
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,412
- What?
- Yeah, it happens.
904
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,867
That was my
last chance.
905
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,879
Last chance?
For... Wait! Miss!
906
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:24,960
Miss, wait. Miss?
907
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,278
ROULETTE CROUPIER:
Monsieur, your chips.
908
00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:27,713
Oh, yeah, thank you.
909
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,765
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry.
910
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,311
Thank you. Miss!
911
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:37,887
(PEOPLE GASPING)
912
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,189
Miss? Miss?
913
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,389
ROULETTE CROUPIER:
Your winnings.
914
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,483
(SIGHS)
915
00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:50,441
Miss! Miss? Miss?
Excuse me? Hi.
916
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,695
You left your cane.
917
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,777
Thanks for bringing
it back.
918
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,284
I'm so embarrassed.
Did I, like, cause a big scene?
919
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,082
No, no. It's okay.
But you said something in there.
920
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:02,252
You said that that was
your last chance. What for?
921
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,624
To help my sister.
922
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,457
- Oh.
- She's my baby sister.
923
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,965
Oh.
924
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,465
You're looking at a picture
of a really hot girl, right?
925
00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,297
Uh... Yes.
Yeah, I am.
926
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,595
Are my eyes tearing up?
927
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,641
'Cause sometimes
I can't tell.
928
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,558
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
929
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,063
At least you
won big, huh?
930
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,936
Not yet.
931
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:31,148
Go and see what big-titted
Russell Crowe is up to.
932
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,070
THOMAS: Here.
Here you go, Penny.
933
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,322
No, no, no, Thomas.
I cannot take that.
934
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,200
- Yes, you can, Penny.
- No, I can't.
935
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:38,575
Penny, you have to.
936
00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:41,374
Your sister needs that
final cleft palate surgery.
937
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,203
Yeah, she does.
938
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:45,296
- Penny...
- Mmm.
939
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,966
- What about you?
- What do you mean, what about me?
940
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,759
Well, do you mind
if I ask you how you...
941
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,008
- Got blind?
- Yeah.
942
00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:58,808
My condition
is 100% mental.
943
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,556
Hysterical blindness?
944
00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,182
It's not that funny
to me, Thomas.
945
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,310
No, I know.
What I mean is,
946
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,814
it means there's hope for you
to see again. Right?
947
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,361
People say that,
but I've tried everything.
948
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,818
Hypnosis, drugs...
949
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,274
I even hired
this guy Barry
950
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:17,361
to follow me around and scare me
in parking structures.
951
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,328
- He'd just be like, "Hey!"
- (GASPS)
952
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:23,659
Turns out this is not like
having the hiccups.
953
00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,414
Well, there must be something.
954
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:29,043
Well, there is, like,
this one psychologist,
955
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,499
up in this clinic
in Germany
956
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,551
that does, like,
really cutting-edge stuff.
957
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,674
But it's so expensive.
958
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,471
Well, how much does
this doctor charge?
959
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,758
$500,000.
960
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,764
- Damn!
- I know!
961
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,642
But Dr. Schauffhaussen
is that gifted.
962
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,476
Forget about it.
What is sight worth, anyways?
963
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,603
$500,000?
964
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,442
Seems so.
965
00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:59,319
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
966
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,329
She's using
all your tricks.
967
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:03,991
Fine.
968
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,495
Let's use some of hers.
969
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,259
PENNY: But enough about me.
Let's talk about you.
970
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,002
What's your story?
971
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,049
No, well,
no story, really.
972
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:17,846
These French investor guys
flew me out here
973
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,372
I guess to hear
about my new venture.
974
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,140
- Oh.
- But I'm starting to feel like
975
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,184
they just want
another YaBurnt.
976
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:24,852
- Ya-what?
- YaBurnt.
977
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,722
It's an app that
I designed.
978
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:27,893
Oh.
979
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:31,317
Like an appetizer?
I love 'em when they're bottomless.
980
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,649
(MUFFLED)
That's good.
981
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,199
No, not an appetizer.
982
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,787
An app like an application
for a smartphone.
983
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:42,872
Oh, okay.
984
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,448
But my new concept,
985
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:48,752
it's something that I think
could really help people
986
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:54,758
if anyone would actually listen to
what I have in mind.
987
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,803
I get it.
You're a really kind guy.
988
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:04,226
I could see that.
If only I could see.
989
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:05,639
Penny...
990
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:10,064
Penny, what is the name
of that doctor you told me about?
991
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,893
Oh. Um... Doctor...
992
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,281
Schauffhaussen.
993
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,509
- Schauffhaussen.
- Schauffhaussen.
994
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,650
How do you spell that?
Is that S-C-H?
995
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:20,859
Sure.
996
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,410
Okay.
997
00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,909
- Wait, what are you doing?
- I'm looking him up online.
998
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:30,623
Not much is known about the good doctor.
I hear he's a recluse.
999
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:31,749
No, I found his website.
1000
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,713
- Really?
- Awesome.
1001
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,960
Whoa.
1002
00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:36,712
No, here's an email address.
1003
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:39,294
Okay, you're kidding me.
1004
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:40,504
What? No way.
1005
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,055
- Yeah.
- No way.
1006
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,762
I've sent something.
There we go.
1007
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,060
- See what happens.
- Thomas, no, you...
1008
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:49,763
- No.
- You really shouldn't have.
1009
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:51,932
Let's not get
our hopes up.
1010
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:54,018
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Okay. He responded!
1011
00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:56,065
- (CHUCKLES)
- Of course he did.
1012
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,612
Oh, it's an
out-of-office reply.
1013
00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,606
Oh...
1014
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,362
Let's see if he's
on social media.
1015
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:03,739
Oh, my God.
1016
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,741
- No way! Oh, my God.
- What?
1017
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,717
Uh, excuse me, sir?
1018
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,340
Hi. My name's Thomas,
1019
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:25,470
and my friend, Penny, really,
really needs your help.
1020
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:29,894
I just saw your photo on Instagram,
and I had to come find you.
1021
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:34,475
This is beyond coincidence. It means
something that you're here. Um...
1022
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,231
So, what do you say,
Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1023
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:39,570
Will you help
my friend?
1024
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:40,773
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
1025
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,958
Siri, I need to
learn German.
1026
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,207
JOSEPHINE: (IN GERMAN ACCENT)
That is not German.
1027
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:58,630
That is Dutch.
1028
00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:00,049
Oh. Um...
1029
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:03,219
Hi, we met at
the roulette table.
1030
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,012
That is incorrect.
We did not meet.
1031
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,886
Otherwise, you would
know that I...
1032
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:08,011
You're Dr.
Schauffhaussen?
1033
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,018
Precisely.
1034
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:12,763
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
1035
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,280
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
1036
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,824
No, wait,
Dr. Schauffhaussen.
1037
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,321
I'm sorry if
I offended you.
1038
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:27,573
I am not offended.
1039
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,747
It's just that I looked you up online,
I couldn't find a photo,
1040
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:34,042
and, I don't know, I just didn't
think you would be a woman.
1041
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:36,828
I am offended now.
1042
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:38,754
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1043
00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:41,754
Please don't punish
Penny for my sexism.
1044
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,593
Penny?
1045
00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,550
Is this Penny from Cootamundra,
Australia?
1046
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,006
Yes! Yeah, that's her.
1047
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,935
I remember her letters.
Such a tragic case.
1048
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,141
Good luck to you both.
1049
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,267
Wait.
1050
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:56,793
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
what do I have to do
1051
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,934
to get you to see
her here, tonight?
1052
00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:00,643
- Young man...
- Thomas.
1053
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,735
Thomas, it would be inappropriate
and unprofessional of me
1054
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,225
to see patients
while on my holiday.
1055
00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:08,572
Well, if it's a matter
of money, I can...
1056
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:10,181
You haven't given
her any money, have you?
1057
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,117
Well, some.
But just for her sister.
1058
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:17,828
You must not, under any circumstances,
give the patient money.
1059
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,789
Otherwise, this reinforces
the notion that she's truly disabled,
1060
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,499
rendering the
treatment kaput!
1061
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:26,378
Wait, so you will
treat her?
1062
00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:30,219
- I agree to an initial examination.
- Yes!
1063
00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:34,895
I am too much the softie.
Where is she now?
1064
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:36,729
(TV PLAYING)
1065
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,107
(DOOR OPENS)
1066
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:41,194
THOMAS: Penny?
1067
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:47,031
Coming. Just one second!
One sec.
1068
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,360
THOMAS: I've got
a surprise for ya.
1069
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:53,871
- Thomas, where did you go?
- Yeah?
1070
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,040
You'll never guess
who I found.
1071
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,242
Who?
1072
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,296
JOSEPHINE AS DR. SCHAUFFHAUSSEN:
Who do you think?
1073
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:03,669
It's Dr. Frederika
Schauffhaussen.
1074
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,800
She can't believe it.
1075
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,823
JOSEPHINE AS DR. SCHAUFFHAUSSEN:
Believe it, Fräulein.
1076
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,807
I am here to help you,
dear girl.
1077
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:15,351
Dr. Schauffhaussen was having dinner
at the hotel tonight.
1078
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:18,813
I saw her Insta post.
Isn't it incredible?
1079
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:21,729
- Incredible.
- I must make my assessment of the patient.
1080
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:22,980
- Thomas?
- Yes?
1081
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,481
I require a chair.
1082
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:27,940
A warning.
1083
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,492
My methods
are unorthodox.
1084
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:33,538
You understand?
1085
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:35,621
- Yes.
- Thank you.
1086
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,915
Remove your person
from the treatment space.
1087
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,412
Oh. Okay, here?
1088
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:40,956
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
1089
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:46,092
Sit.
1090
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,678
So, you can see
absolutely nothing?
1091
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,431
No shapes,
no light, no color?
1092
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,600
No, nothing at all.
That's what I said...
1093
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,767
Silence.
1094
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,141
Hey, I need that.
1095
00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:02,099
You will no longer use
this crutch of the mind.
1096
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,395
(GROANS)
1097
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,566
Stubborn like the patient.
1098
00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:11,782
I see.
1099
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,737
You do not, but I see.
1100
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,249
Has the test started yet?
1101
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,869
Impressive.
1102
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:24,753
Okay, Penny.
1103
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,297
How about this?
1104
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,634
(BLOWING)
1105
00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:37,766
I am funneling
the air directly
1106
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,469
into your eye cavity.
1107
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:43,849
My mouth hole
is very narrow.
1108
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,649
You should not
be feeling this.
1109
00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,491
I just smell salmon.
1110
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,874
It's very
interesting.
1111
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,874
The body reacts,
but the mind does not.
1112
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:11,213
Penny, I would like you
to have a little snack.
1113
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,670
But you must guess the food
that you're eating, ja?
1114
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,721
PENNY: Yeah, that sounds
easy enough.
1115
00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:22,846
I will ready the snack.
1116
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,934
(SINGING)
In stiller Nacht
1117
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:32,781
Zur ersten Wacht
1118
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:36,697
Ein Stimm' begunnt
1119
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:41,664
Zu klagen
1120
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:45,289
Der nächt'ge Wind
1121
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:48,543
Hat süß und lind
1122
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,340
Okay, Penny.
1123
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:53,258
Here comes
the choo-choo train.
1124
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:56,088
Open wide.
1125
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,348
Ahh...
1126
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:05,521
What is that?
1127
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,023
A french fry.
1128
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:10,522
(CHUCKLES)
Can I have another one?
1129
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,486
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
1130
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,156
You are a very
good blind person.
1131
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:16,362
As such, you
must surely know
1132
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,444
the number of steps
between you and the door.
1133
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:20,699
Mmm-mmm.
1134
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:24,157
And the number from the door
to the elevator.
1135
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,959
Because this is how the visually-impaired
function in the world.
1136
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:29,445
Otherwise, you would be running
into things all the time, ja?
1137
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,548
Yeah, I know
all the steps.
1138
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:35,877
Okay, Penny.
1139
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,972
I have opened the door.
An unobstructed path exists.
1140
00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:46,225
I want you to run full-speed down hallway
and stop in front of the elevator.
1141
00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:47,521
You can do this, then, ja?
1142
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,724
Yeah, well, of course, then.
1143
00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:52,026
Yeah, it's pretty simple
for a blind person
1144
00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,479
to just run in
a straight line, so...
1145
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:58,404
Wunderbar.
As fast as you can. Go!
1146
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,778
- Um... Now?
- Ja.
1147
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:07,833
(THUDS)
1148
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,414
THOMAS: Penny!
1149
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:12,667
I will take the case.
1150
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:28,186
Come, Thomas,
I give you a tour.
1151
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,480
Okay.
1152
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,483
- Should we...
- Come.
1153
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,310
Quickly now.
1154
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,940
- But what about...
- Thank you.
1155
00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,273
Is this it? Hello?
1156
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:40,403
(STAMMERING) We're here?
1157
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:43,954
Hello? Uh...
1158
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,366
Oh, it's on.
1159
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,793
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
about your fee.
1160
00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:52,620
I have to move
a few things around,
1161
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,501
but I'll have it
for you really soon.
1162
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,923
PENNY: Hey, guys?
1163
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:58,877
I think somebody accidentally
locked the front door.
1164
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,256
Guys? Guys,
are you there?
1165
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,182
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- Whoa.
1166
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:09,558
Sorry! I hope that wasn't
a priceless work of art or anything!
1167
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,640
What if she gets
hurt out there?
1168
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:13,770
This is precisely why we do not
intervene, Thomas.
1169
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,523
Negative reinforcement
is the prescription.
1170
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,572
It is our job,
yours und mine,
1171
01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:21,149
- to have fun.
- Fun?
1172
01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,075
- Fun.
- Okay.
1173
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:25,244
You're thinking
I am loony tune, ja?
1174
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:28,456
- I am not.
- No?
1175
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,749
If we do this
in front of Penny,
1176
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,160
have the fun...
1177
01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:37,090
She will want nothing more than
to join us in our seeing fun.
1178
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:38,801
Yeah.
1179
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,502
Why do I smell clinical strength
lady douche wipes?
1180
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,134
Oh.
1181
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,465
Very strong.
1182
01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:49,685
No pity, Thomas.
Only fun.
1183
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,434
I also smell
early menopause.
1184
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:53,524
Now, the house.
1185
01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,405
(SINGING SOFTLY)
1186
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,448
Why are we doing
this again?
1187
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:09,281
Just as you take Thomas' arm
when we walk,
1188
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,536
so you take my leash
when we ride.
1189
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,743
That makes zero sense.
1190
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:15,453
A hill approaches.
1191
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,956
(PANTING)
1192
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,466
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
1193
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,089
- Merci.
- Merci.
1194
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,388
This Cabernet.
Oh, I love this one.
1195
01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:27,510
It turns
quite chewy...
1196
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,804
- Und you can really taste oak.
- Can I have some?
1197
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:33,096
Oh. Of course, Penny.
You may have some of mine.
1198
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,101
Oh.
1199
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,568
Um... Is there a glass here?
1200
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:43,147
You may drink the wine when you see
the glass well enough to seize it.
1201
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,996
Oh. Oh, God.
Did I spill something just now?
1202
01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,539
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
1203
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,416
Oh, I'm so clumsy.
1204
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:57,461
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
let me help you.
1205
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,788
Oh, no. I feel terrible.
1206
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:00,877
Did I spill wine
on your...
1207
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:15,856
Waiter!
1208
01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:17,477
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1209
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,745
Uh, are you sure
that this is helping Penny?
1210
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,493
Trust me, this is
for Penny's sake.
1211
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,790
Okay.
1212
01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:36,771
JOSEPHINE AS DR. SCHAUFFHAUSSEN:
You should see us, Penny.
1213
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,661
Thomas and I are dancing.
1214
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,621
PENNY: I wish I could.
1215
01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:44,049
Oh, but you can,
Penny. You can.
1216
01:02:44,135 --> 01:02:47,173
Yeah, I could also eat my own shit,
but I'm not doing that either.
1217
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:50,177
It's okay, I'll just stand here
minding your bag.
1218
01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:54,893
She's got a fuzzbox
and knows how to use it.
1219
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,563
Pardon?
1220
01:02:56,940 --> 01:03:00,058
WOMAN 1: Your friend with the bony ass,
grinding away on that poor boy.
1221
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:02,272
Oh.
1222
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:03,978
Yeah, I wouldn't
mind so much.
1223
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:05,675
It's just that he used
to be my boyfriend.
1224
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:06,699
(ALL GASPING)
1225
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,069
ALL: He was not!
1226
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,991
And she's my best friend.
1227
01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,660
ALL: (GASPING)
She is not!
1228
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,371
WOMAN 2: Oh, my God.
1229
01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:18,167
Babe, you are,
like, actually blind.
1230
01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:19,539
Oh, babe.
1231
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,495
Blind as in
"can't see" blind?
1232
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:24,047
It was when I lost my sight
that she moved in on him.
1233
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,046
ALL: (GASPING)
Shut up.
1234
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:27,718
Watch us, Penny.
1235
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,423
The way our bodies
move in unison.
1236
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,430
So sensual.
1237
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,557
Right. I'm hitting her really hard
in her vagina.
1238
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:41,266
It's just if I could work out
some way to get him alone...
1239
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,521
Then maybe he wouldn't
call off the wedding.
1240
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,944
You leave it with us,
all right? I mean...
1241
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,569
We are practically professionals,
my little blind poppet.
1242
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,907
Girls, toilet.
1243
01:03:58,126 --> 01:03:59,583
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1244
01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:05,088
That color looks
boss on you.
1245
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,628
Danke.
1246
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:12,846
What is this?
1247
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:15,390
It's a little thing
we invented called Varma.
1248
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,560
Karma.
1249
01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,520
It is on.
1250
01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:22,974
It is on like
Kim Kardashian.
1251
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:24,976
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1252
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,982
- Is that nice?
- Yeah, you want some?
1253
01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:28,313
- Oh! Yeah, sure.
- Sorry.
1254
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:29,692
Uh...
1255
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:31,198
Yeah. Thank you.
1256
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,364
It's kinda weird
that Dr. Schauffhaussen
1257
01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:36,446
just disappeared
like that, right?
1258
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,117
Germans are
so spontaneous.
1259
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,201
It's probably just
part of her crazy treatment plan.
1260
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,962
Yeah, don't give up on that,
Penny, okay?
1261
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,289
I mean, I know
that it's hard,
1262
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,500
but there's so much that
you deserve to see.
1263
01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,210
Like this view
1264
01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:51,589
and these lights...
1265
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,466
And the face you make
1266
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:54,888
when you think
I'm being a dork.
1267
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,181
What, this one?
1268
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:59,142
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, that one.
1269
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:00,854
But that one...
1270
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,680
- That one's my favorite.
- What?
1271
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:04,936
- That one.
- No, what?
1272
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:06,652
Shut up.
1273
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,798
Well, you'll just
have to take my word for it.
1274
01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:12,065
As the sole sighted
person between us,
1275
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,524
you're beautiful, Penny.
1276
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:19,239
Anyway, I'm sure
Dr. Schauffhaussen's
1277
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,574
gonna break out the
big psychological guns
1278
01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,375
once I actually
give her the fee.
1279
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:28,251
Oh. Um... Yeah, about that.
I was gonna say to you,
1280
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:29,877
is it possible to give
me the money
1281
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:33,336
- and then I'll just give it to Dr. Schauffhaussen?
- Oh.
1282
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,797
I know this
will sound silly,
1283
01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:39,349
but it would just make me feel
like I'm less of a charity case.
1284
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,768
Totally.
I completely understand.
1285
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:44,689
I... I just have to
sell the last of my stock.
1286
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:48,733
Wait, don't you own, like,
the whole company?
1287
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,561
You're, like, so rich.
1288
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:52,730
- No.
- No?
1289
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:54,110
No, um...
1290
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,738
The algorithm for
YaBurnt was mine,
1291
01:05:56,828 --> 01:05:59,115
but the seed investors actually
bought me out.
1292
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,780
Yeah, for how much?
1293
01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,160
A cool million.
1294
01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:05,208
But I only have
400,000 left.
1295
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:07,838
But it's okay.
1296
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,255
My nana's gonna
loan me the rest.
1297
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,000
So, after you pay
the Dr. Schauffhaussen fee,
1298
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,094
you'd be broke?
1299
01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:15,636
Yeah, but it's fine.
1300
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:18,385
Because I have a lot of good ideas,
and hoodies are cheap.
1301
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,434
I don't get it, though.
1302
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:23,135
Why would you bankrupt yourself
for someone you don't even know?
1303
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:25,396
Like, I'm a stranger.
1304
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,398
Well, my nana...
1305
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,944
My nana always said that
the best thing money can do is good.
1306
01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,234
And you getting to
see again is good.
1307
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,446
Plus, you're not
a stranger.
1308
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:40,740
You're Penny.
1309
01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:43,197
Yes, I am.
1310
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,604
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- JOSEPHINE: Honey, I'm home.
1311
01:06:58,264 --> 01:06:59,596
Oh, please.
1312
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:02,891
You think I can't handle
the Real Housewives of Essex?
1313
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,978
It took a considerable
amount of limoncello
1314
01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:08,417
and several rounds
of arm wrestling,
1315
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:10,478
but c'est la vie.
1316
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,230
The bet's off, Jo.
1317
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,609
Oh, don't go, Penny.
You've taught me so much about love.
1318
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:18,782
- We need to find another mark.
- No, absolutely not.
1319
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,638
I have had about as much
of this absurd interlude
1320
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,028
with you as I can bear.
1321
01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,615
(CLATTERING)
1322
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:26,708
Those are decorative.
1323
01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,169
He's a good guy, Jo.
1324
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,246
That's a moxy-noron,
Pen.
1325
01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:34,457
Okay, you know, back in the day
when I was just catfishing,
1326
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,710
there was always this one moment
where I would decide...
1327
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,546
"I'm gonna take your money."
1328
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:44,680
And it wasn't when they fell
for the superficial hot girl bait,
1329
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:48,012
or when they texted dick pics
like complete animals.
1330
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,185
It was when
we'd meet up in person,
1331
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,142
and I'd come in...
1332
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,153
And he'd just...
1333
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,235
Look at me like that.
1334
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,782
And that's when I'd decide
to rob him blind.
1335
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,118
But when Thomas looks at me,
he doesn't do that.
1336
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,294
He's just different.
1337
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:13,916
He's a genuinely
nice person.
1338
01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:15,964
Yeah, but we're not nice women,
Penny, are we?
1339
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,791
And this isn't
a likability contest.
1340
01:08:17,885 --> 01:08:19,342
Lucky for you,
'cause I'd win.
1341
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,465
Would you?
1342
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,547
(LAUGHS) Please.
Thomas loves me.
1343
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,266
He loves you?
1344
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:29,228
Like, I mean,
he'll do whatever I want.
1345
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:31,681
Well, then it appears
we have our solution.
1346
01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:38,399
If you don't have
the stomach to take money
1347
01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:40,446
from your
darling Thomas...
1348
01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:43,241
Darling Thomas
becomes the bet.
1349
01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:45,240
But I thought
you didn't nail your marks.
1350
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,663
Evidently, we must up the ante
in this little game of ours.
1351
01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:49,741
Unless, of course,
you feel you're outmatched.
1352
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,042
Please. Guys love asses,
1353
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,037
but not when there's something
already stuck up there.
1354
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,207
Then we're agreed.
1355
01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:00,258
Thomas is the bet.
1356
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:02,253
Yeah.
1357
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:05,885
Yeah.
1358
01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,101
(YAWNING)
Well, okay.
1359
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,429
I should really
get to bed,
1360
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,515
'cause I've got such a big day
of seduction tomorrow.
1361
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:15,941
Oh, absolutely.
1362
01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,563
How about a bedtime story?
1363
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,941
- No, that's not necessary.
- Albert!
1364
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:24,942
Oh! Hi.
1365
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:26,453
Thank you.
1366
01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:27,869
Oh, that's not good.
1367
01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:29,742
I do so admire
their spirit.
1368
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,289
Less so their
spray tans.
1369
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,583
Ladies.
1370
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:33,993
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
1371
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:36,461
All right, my babe.
1372
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:39,544
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1373
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,300
Oh, so, you thought
you could play us, yeah?
1374
01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:43,423
Ladies, I can explain.
1375
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,926
Babes, this is not a good
situation for you.
1376
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,301
My cousin's
got the blinds
1377
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,632
- from the diabetes.
- Diabetes.
1378
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,677
Don't go to
the hotel now, Jo.
1379
01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:53,763
Give it the night. He'll be more
energetic in the morning.
1380
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:55,125
SHIRAZ:
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
1381
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,015
Ladies, pass me the superglue.
1382
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,110
(PENNY GROANS)
1383
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:01,771
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
1384
01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:08,368
- Thomas.
- Dr. Schauffhaussen.
1385
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,535
Please...
1386
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,781
Call me Frederika.
1387
01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,372
Okay.
1388
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:16,536
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
1389
01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:18,586
Come on in.
1390
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:19,997
Um...
1391
01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:29,946
JOSEPHINE AS DR. SCHAUFFHAUSSEN:
Thank you.
1392
01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:32,259
A little treat for us.
1393
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:35,979
We've been working so hard
for sweet Penny.
1394
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:39,058
We deserve to be
a little selfish, ja?
1395
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,477
Some say these
are an aphrodisiac.
1396
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:42,651
- Oh, no, thank...
- (GASPS)
1397
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:45,690
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry, Doctor...
1398
01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:46,844
No! I got it.
It's fine, it's fine.
1399
01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,868
- I got it, I got it. It's...
- (OYSTER HITS FLOOR)
1400
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,009
Thank you.
1401
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,054
Thomas...
1402
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:10,218
I must be candid.
1403
01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:13,558
I'm here under
false pretenses.
1404
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,221
- You are?
- Ja.
1405
01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:31,823
I hope this isn't
inappropriate, but...
1406
01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,997
Would you help me
with mein coding?
1407
01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,247
"Mein coding"?
1408
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,329
Ja, I'm having trouble
with my website.
1409
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,251
Oh. Coding!
1410
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,921
Yeah, sure.
What seems to be the problem?
1411
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,126
Well...
1412
01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:47,171
When I use JavaScript,
1413
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:50,550
the HTTP crawler is not scraping
the metadata correctly,
1414
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:53,215
and I am losing
the CSS properties.
1415
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:57,386
Did you try parsing the CSS
separately using regex?
1416
01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,141
- I did not.
- Hmm.
1417
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:11,237
Fixed! Well, it's been
a really long day.
1418
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,193
I'm exhausted,
so I'm gonna...
1419
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,868
Are you aware that
it is a full moon tonight?
1420
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,158
(SIGHS)
1421
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,586
I love to feel
the air on my skin.
1422
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,504
Right. Aren't you
kinda cold, though?
1423
01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,009
What are you doin'?
1424
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:32,178
I feel reckless
tonight, Thomas.
1425
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:35,428
Okay, that's not funny.
Can you come inside now?
1426
01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:37,679
If I fell, would you catch me?
1427
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,854
Stop it.
1428
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:40,438
Don't.
1429
01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:41,898
Don't!
1430
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:47,481
Thomas.
1431
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:48,983
- Dr. Schauffhaussen...
- Frederika.
1432
01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:50,759
You've taught me so much
about discipline.
1433
01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:51,783
I can teach you more.
1434
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,530
- And integrity.
- Ja, sure.
1435
01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:56,032
I think we should keep things
professional between us.
1436
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,489
- Oh...
- For Penny's sake.
1437
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:02,708
For Penny's sake?
1438
01:13:05,631 --> 01:13:06,747
Of course.
1439
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:10,000
Well, I'll just...
1440
01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:13,179
Go.
1441
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,357
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
1442
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,820
Wait.
1443
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,873
Mmm. Thomas.
1444
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,076
(DOOR OPENS)
1445
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,084
Oh. Albert?
Albert. Hey, man.
1446
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,673
Um... Just a shot in the dark.
1447
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,844
Do you happen
to have superglue remover?
1448
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:57,557
Holy crap.
1449
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:58,803
How did you have that?
1450
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:00,475
Yeah, that's awesome.
1451
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,136
Yes. Legend.
1452
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,562
Uh...
1453
01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:06,182
Albert?
1454
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,484
Ah, come on,
that's just cruel!
1455
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,082
(GROANS)
1456
01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:28,166
- (SUPERGLUE RIPS)
- (PENNY SCREAMS)
1457
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:39,218
Hey, you. Hey.
1458
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,763
Do you know who Josephine Chesterfield is?
Or Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1459
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,890
Oui, mademoiselle.
We know all her aliases.
1460
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,438
She's very generous.
1461
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:52,315
All right, so was
she here last night?
1462
01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,146
Oui, with the tech boy.
1463
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,731
Damn it. Okay.
1464
01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:03,205
Well, wait. When she left,
did she seem, like, you know, satisfied?
1465
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:05,657
Like, you know, like,
she'd got some?
1466
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:07,868
- Oh, no.
- No?
1467
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:09,328
She hasn't left yet.
1468
01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:36,772
Yeah, I know you won.
I'm getting outta here.
1469
01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:39,070
Uh, what did I win?
1470
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:42,072
Thomas, what are
you doing here?
1471
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,746
I'm here to
say goodbye.
1472
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,912
Where's Dr. Schauffhaussen,
then?
1473
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,915
Um, I don't know.
1474
01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:53,668
This morning,
she kind of left in a hurry...
1475
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:55,874
And now I have to go.
1476
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,718
The investors are...
1477
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:00,011
They're flying me home.
1478
01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,679
I just needed to say...
1479
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:05,976
Penny, you're the one genuine,
good thing that happened to me here.
1480
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:11,773
Anyway, um...
1481
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,111
Bye, Penny.
1482
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,114
Thomas, wait! Don't go!
1483
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,498
(PENNY SCREAMS)
1484
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:30,166
(GROANS)
1485
01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:34,246
(GRUNTS)
1486
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,758
Penny!
1487
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,546
Oh, my God!
1488
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:39,717
Penny, are you okay?
1489
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,841
This has been a brutal week.
1490
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:42,967
(GROANS)
1491
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,102
Dick.
1492
01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:52,772
Wait, Penny,
could you just see Albert?
1493
01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:54,975
Uh...
1494
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,981
Did you just look at...
Can you see me?
1495
01:16:58,656 --> 01:17:00,192
Is your hair brownish?
1496
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,944
Yes! Yes, it is!
1497
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,234
Wait, Penny.
1498
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:05,694
Can you read that?
1499
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,324
No, that's in French.
1500
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,076
Oh... Sorry.
1501
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,407
What about this?
1502
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:13,619
"Social anxiety.
You're not the problem, the world is."
1503
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:15,578
Yes! Penny, you can see!
1504
01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:17,255
I can finally
see your face!
1505
01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:19,879
- Oh, that's probably a bummer.
- No, come off it!
1506
01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,260
You got such
a nice face.
1507
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:27,679
I guess Dr. Schauffhaussen's
money was put to good use, huh?
1508
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,393
What do you mean?
1509
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,639
You didn't give her
the 500,000, did you?
1510
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:34,732
Yeah, of course.
1511
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,857
I wanted to make sure that
your treatment continued.
1512
01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:38,734
No, no. But that was
all that you had.
1513
01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:42,572
It was worth every
penny, Penny.
1514
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:47,743
THOMAS: Wait a minute.
I don't understand.
1515
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,197
You're giving
me $500,000?
1516
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:52,269
PENNY: My sister just won
the lottery in Australia.
1517
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:55,081
And she used my birthday
and my bra size, so she owes me.
1518
01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:57,624
I can't let you
cover my medical expenses.
1519
01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,877
Well, regardless,
I cannot accept this.
1520
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:03,627
Thomas, no, I insist.
1521
01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:04,962
Well, I resist.
1522
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:10,304
Stop. It's a $2 transaction
fee every time.
1523
01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:12,727
Oh, shit. Well,
it's in your account now.
1524
01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:14,224
No take-backs.
1525
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:17,228
Okay.
1526
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,354
Penny...
1527
01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:21,523
Do you wanna come?
1528
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:22,980
Come with me.
1529
01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:24,280
I'm not coming with you.
1530
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:25,527
Why not?
1531
01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:28,284
'Cause you don't know me.
1532
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:31,074
Not the real me.
1533
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,700
Well, I'd like to...
1534
01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:36,660
If you ever change
your mind.
1535
01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:46,846
All right.
1536
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:54,181
(SIRENS BLARING)
1537
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,809
What have you done?
1538
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,232
How could you let him leave?
1539
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:00,684
What are you
talking about?
1540
01:19:00,778 --> 01:19:01,939
You won the bet.
1541
01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:03,895
(SCREAMING) Stop!
1542
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:07,573
Come back! Come back!
Come back! No! No!
1543
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,155
(SCREAMING)
1544
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:14,664
PENNY: Aw. The plane didn't stop
for the crazy lady.
1545
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,866
Here she comes.
1546
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,496
(CHANTING)
Walk of shame.
1547
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,670
Walk of shame.
Walk of shame.
1548
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:25,209
Last night, I went to his room and, yes,
I tried to seduce him.
1549
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,739
And I thought I was getting somewhere,
too, because he turned out the lights,
1550
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,846
but it was only to show me
a PowerPoint presentation
1551
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:31,343
all about his new app.
1552
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:34,221
Once he had finished his pitch,
I assumed we'd go to bed.
1553
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:38,646
Then he said he's bit of a germophobe,
so would I mind taking a shower...
1554
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:40,143
And I was insulted,
1555
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,476
but I complied for
the sake of the bet.
1556
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:44,811
And when I emerged, he was gone,
my clothes were gone,
1557
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,146
my jewelry, my phone,
my laptop,
1558
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,607
even my limited
edition Jimmy Choos!
1559
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,235
(LAUGHS)
1560
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:53,536
Come off it.
1561
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:54,953
You expect me to believe
1562
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,034
that that kind guy tried
to jack your Jimmy Choos
1563
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,587
when he just returned to me
$500,000 that I tried to give him?
1564
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,171
Why did you give
him $500,000?
1565
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:09,674
Because that's the amount
you stole from him.
1566
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:12,847
No! That is what I'm saying,
tits for brains!
1567
01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,174
I didn't steal from him.
1568
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:16,851
I invested in his app!
1569
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,561
How much?
1570
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:21,731
$500,000.
1571
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,024
(PHONE CHIMES)
1572
01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:24,191
It's from Thomas.
1573
01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:26,394
Ahh! No!
1574
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,229
Let me see!
Let me see!
1575
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,987
(JOSEPHINE READING)
1576
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,616
(GASPS)
1577
01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:41,667
That means...
1578
01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,620
You're Thomas' nana.
1579
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,582
- Oh, you sick perv!
- No! Christ, Penny!
1580
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:49,668
Clearly, Thomas' nana was Medusa,
and she passed the torch on to him,
1581
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:50,878
and now he's the
new Medusa.
1582
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,587
What is wrong with you?
1583
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:55,257
He didn't transfer
me the Bitcoin back.
1584
01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:58,635
He still has my 500,000.
1585
01:20:58,729 --> 01:21:00,766
And my 500,000.
1586
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:05,479
Did we just give that boy
a million dollars?
1587
01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:10,192
Are you kidding me?
1588
01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,148
- Of all the lying...
- No!
1589
01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:15,527
- ...two-faced, conniving, cheating...
- Dude, are you serious?
1590
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:16,681
...slimy millennial
bastard hacker...
1591
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:17,766
I'm so angry
and horny right now!
1592
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,622
...grifter shit-stained
assholes,
1593
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,870
- he is the worst!
- (AIRPLANE FLIES OVERHEAD)
1594
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:30,467
But he is kinda awesome,
too, right?
1595
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,007
(SCREAMING)
1596
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:56,360
Albert, I'm sorry
for calling your balls skeletal.
1597
01:21:57,287 --> 01:21:59,153
I know there's nothing
hard down there.
1598
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:00,868
Suck it.
1599
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,511
Thanks for letting me stay
the extra two weeks.
1600
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,345
One more than
agreed upon.
1601
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:18,965
Yeah, it was cozy,
wasn't it?
1602
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:21,054
Aw.
1603
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,138
What will your
next chapter be?
1604
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,191
I was thinking
of going to Thailand.
1605
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,652
Maybe Bangkok,
1606
01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:33,104
or (MISPRONOUNCING)
Phuket.
1607
01:22:35,826 --> 01:22:36,942
Phuket.
1608
01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,319
No, that's not
how you say it.
1609
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,912
(SIGHS)
1610
01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:48,498
What's this?
1611
01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:51,252
It's your cut of
the Lord of the Rings con.
1612
01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:52,919
Ooh.
1613
01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,751
Minus expenses,
of course.
1614
01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:57,838
Wardrobe, catering,
prosthetics, et cetera.
1615
01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:00,390
And the cost of the
vases that you broke.
1616
01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:02,470
And the plumbing
issues I caused.
1617
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:03,644
What?
1618
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:05,061
Hmm?
1619
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,114
Au revoir.
1620
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:26,081
MAN: Yello! Make a hole, people.
Make a hole.
1621
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:27,579
'Scuse me,
comin' through.
1622
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:29,327
Come on, Ritchie
comin' through, baby.
1623
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:31,879
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
Thank you very much.
1624
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:34,214
Okay, yeah.
Thank you very much.
1625
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:36,167
All right. Okay.
1626
01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:37,593
Intros.
1627
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:41,047
Cathy! Cathy, baby, you get that
rock-hard caboose up here this minute.
1628
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,302
CATHY: Ritchie, slow down!
1629
01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:44,179
I have to catch my breath.
1630
01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,977
Oh, shut it, doll. You're in mint condition
and you know it.
1631
01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,522
Okay, so here's
the story.
1632
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:53,109
I was showing Cathy here
some luxury property in Capri,
1633
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:56,063
when I realized that
this lady's got some high-class taste.
1634
01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:58,360
And I don't just mean
for real estate, nope.
1635
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,324
Cathy's an animal
lover, see...
1636
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,865
But she doesn't just
like regular doggies and birdies.
1637
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:06,577
She likes special furry friends
who are maybe... Oh!
1638
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,499
...a little illegal.
Is that right, Cathy?
1639
01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:10,872
Yes, it is. Now, Cathy, what is it
you wanted to start?
1640
01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:12,836
It was a monastery
or something?
1641
01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:16,633
- A rare animal sanctuary and spa.
- I love it.
1642
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,593
So I say to Cathy,
"You'll have to meet my friends."
1643
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,171
We hopped in the dinghy,
1644
01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:23,222
we set sail,
and here we are!
1645
01:24:23,517 --> 01:24:26,681
Cathy, I want y'all
to meet South Africa's
1646
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:30,309
most celebrated and discreet
endangered species dealer,
1647
01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,686
Imka Bekker.
1648
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:42,734
Say, what's
wrong, Imka?
1649
01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:44,819
Exotic cat got
your tongue?
1650
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,954
(CHUCKLES)
No. Howzit, Cathy?
1651
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:54,629
It's such a pleasure to meet
a fellow wildlife enthusiast.
1652
01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,172
I love the springboks,
myself.
1653
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:59,425
THOMAS AS RITCHIE: Me, too. Me, too.
Look at me being a total jackass.
1654
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:02,299
I forgot to introduce
Imka's right-hand woman.
1655
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:03,884
Ladies and gentlemen,
1656
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:07,433
if y'all ever need a crocodile
just wrestled into submission,
1657
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,765
Sheila Malarkey
is your gal.
1658
01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:14,273
Oh, but Sheila lost
her tongue tragically
1659
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:18,983
to a very small but ferocious
red-crested wombat.
1660
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,484
God bless her soul.
1661
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:23,945
Shame.
1662
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,195
She can sign, though.
Can't you, Sheila?
1663
01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,124
THOMAS AS RITCHIE: Yes.
1664
01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:33,367
Yes, she can.
1665
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,168
- Okey-dokey.
- Yoh. Okay, okay.
1666
01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:42,595
CATHY: What's she saying?
1667
01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:44,966
- Okey-dokey.
- She says, everyone, please,
1668
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:49,009
up to the house and, please,
enjoy some of her ice cream.
1669
01:25:49,311 --> 01:25:51,644
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
Who likes ice cream?
1670
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:54,765
I scream, you scream.
Everybody follow me, ladies and gentlemen.
1671
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:56,812
We're headin' up this stone path,
right here.
1672
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,019
Cathy, take this.
Everybody, look at Cathy.
1673
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,897
She's the alpha dog. I want you
to follow her all the way up.
1674
01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,510
Keep going! At the top,
you're gonna find a little penguin man.
1675
01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:06,571
He's gonna spark the fuse
on the barbecue, baby.
1676
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,745
'Cause we're havin'
red meat, baby!
1677
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,822
(HOWLING)
1678
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,327
(LAUGHS)
1679
01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,963
This year I made
$6 million.
1680
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:24,637
So far.
1681
01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:26,299
Impressive.
1682
01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:28,298
How irritating.
1683
01:26:28,475 --> 01:26:31,092
But together,
we could make so much more.
1684
01:26:31,561 --> 01:26:33,518
So much more.
1685
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:36,723
You guys are fantastic
at what you do.
1686
01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,437
My nana would
absolutely love you.
1687
01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:41,151
The three of us.
1688
01:26:41,947 --> 01:26:43,984
That'd be one
hell of a team.
1689
01:26:51,164 --> 01:26:52,450
You played me.
1690
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:56,911
Penny, the only thing
I never lied about was you.
1691
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:08,508
(SIGHS)
1692
01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:09,679
Listen.
1693
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,929
First million
pays us back.
1694
01:27:13,353 --> 01:27:15,595
The second million
will be your apology.
1695
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:18,102
Yeah, and if you ever
double-cross us again,
1696
01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:20,183
I withhold sex for
a whole year.
1697
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,063
Or six months.
1698
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,020
No, let's go
with 24 hours.
1699
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,072
For like...
1700
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:29,905
Until midmorning,
I will not be open as a shop.
1701
01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:31,493
- You done?
- Okay.
1702
01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:32,825
So don't cross us
ever again.
1703
01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:34,455
Deal.
1704
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:36,373
So, are we doin' this?
1705
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,794
MAN: Come on! They went
down this way.
1706
01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:48,929
Hurry up!
1707
01:27:57,189 --> 01:27:59,021
Damn it!
We lost them.
1708
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:00,314
How could you
lose them?
1709
01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,942
How could you give
'em £200,000?
1710
01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:06,487
Uh, designer nipples
are not cheap.
1711
01:28:06,656 --> 01:28:08,989
Plus, that's like
500 American dollars.
1712
01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:10,515
- It really isn't.
- Hey! Hey, buddy!
1713
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:13,490
Did you see two women run
by here a minute ago?
1714
01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:17,198
Oh. Yeah, with massive
wads of cash?
1715
01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:18,453
- MAN: Yeah.
- Yeah.
1716
01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:19,543
They ran that way.
1717
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:20,827
Let's go!
1718
01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:23,872
Come on! Radio
for backup or somethin'.
1719
01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:37,893
Lucky Christmas dress,
you did it again.
1720
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:42,773
I must say, Penny.
1721
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:45,563
These outfits
are terribly clever.
1722
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,733
Old but gold.
1723
01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:50,614
(THOMAS CHUCKLES)
1724
01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:52,525
Happy Christmas.
1725
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,281
- Thomas, I got you a present.
- Thank you, Santa.
1726
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,075
JOSEPHINE: No. I'm still here.
1727
01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,479
JOSEPHINE: Hortense,
is that what that's used for?
1728
01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:32,119
I don't see any butter
on that knife.
1729
01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:35,957
Now, Enrique, you were saying that
even though you yourself have benefited
1730
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,634
economically from
immigrating to America,
1731
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:42,426
you don't feel any additional Guatemalans
should be allowed into Palm Beach?
1732
01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:45,098
Yes, I believe we're at the tipping
point in this moment.
1733
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,642
What ist thou
looking at?
1734
01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:48,769
Stop skulking
in the corner.
1735
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:52,398
Thy had thy hand
on Rosalind's bosom!
1736
01:32:52,776 --> 01:32:54,108
Dost thou deny it?
1737
01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,402
Oh. Sweet Hortense
had her suitor's body
1738
01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:58,195
exhumed the day after
he was trampled.
1739
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:00,276
It's folly, though.
1740
01:33:00,408 --> 01:33:01,761
(WHISPERS) The family will
never accept him.
1741
01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,697
You just don't like him
because he's black.
1742
01:33:04,162 --> 01:33:06,825
Sister, may I please
sing my song now?
1743
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,558
Ooh, yes, of course,
darling, of course.
1744
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:11,368
Hortense has written a song
to celebrate our engagement.
1745
01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:12,827
Isn't that marvelous?
1746
01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:14,795
No, wait,
I wanted the lute.
1747
01:33:14,964 --> 01:33:16,250
It is the lute.
1748
01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:17,377
Hmm.
1749
01:33:19,803 --> 01:33:23,217
All right,
this is a Hortense original.
1750
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:25,597
(PLAYING OFF KEY)
1751
01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:31,178
(SCATTING)
1752
01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:34,727
(SINGING)
Wedding
1753
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:39,071
Death
1754
01:33:42,826 --> 01:33:45,489
She had the finest tutors,
but you can't teach talent.
1755
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:49,030
Bon appétit!