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Year after year, 20-something
women come to New York City...
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... in search of the two L 's:
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Labels and love.
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- Yeah.
- He's the best.
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Hot dress!
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Twenty years ago, I was one of them.
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Having gotten the knack for labels early,
I concentrated on my search for love.
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Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot
when it comes to love.
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What? You're married?
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You fucking asshole!
Motherfucker, you're married?
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- Until it is.
- I fucking hate you.
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That is why you need help to spot them.
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Lots of help.
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Help also known as Charlotte York...
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... Miranda Hobbes...
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... and Samantha Jones.
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- Oh, my God, look at his.
- Hey.
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Hi, how are you?
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Oh, well.
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My name is Carrie Bradshaw,
and I'm a writer.
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Year after year,
my single girlfriends were my salvation.
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And as it turns out, my meal ticket.
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I've been dating since I was 15.
I'm exhausted. Where is he?
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Charlotte was looking
for the perfect love.
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- Trey can't get it up.
- Well, almost perfect.
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I'm becoming a Jew.
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We're not barren,
we're reproductively challenged.
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- They're giving us a baby.
- That's our baby.
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So Charlotte and Harry journeyed
to China and back...
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... for their daughter, Lily.
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Miranda was a disciple of tough love.
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Bye. Great sex.
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- Steve, I'm pregnant.
- You're what?
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Carrie.
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I, Miranda Hobbes,
take you, Steve Brady...
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And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn
for Brady and Steve.
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Who wants a Popsicle?
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Oh, man. Boy.
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Samantha's love was sex.
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Lots of sex.
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I'm dating a guy
with the funkiest-tasting spunk.
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Can I cancel my rice pudding?
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And then she found a man
that combined sex and love.
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I'm gonna help you be a star.
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Yes, he is interested...
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So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood
with television star Smith Jerrod.
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As for me,
I was looking for something big.
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Get in.
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Mr. Big. Turns out when that big
love comes along, it's not always easy.
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Just tell me I'm the one.
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And despite all the other chapters
of my life...
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... no one was ever quite
big enough until...
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Carrie, you're the one.
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And just like that, I was.
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Three books and three years later...
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... we still feel like those four single girls.
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And even though time had moved us on...
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... I managed to stay exactly where I was:
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In love.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I got a good feeling about this one, kid.
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Oh, I hope so.
I've always loved this block.
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Hi, 3C?
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Finding the perfect apartment
in New York City...
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... is like finding the perfect partner.
It can take years.
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- So how many is this?
- Thirty-three.
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Lucky 33.
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- The worst. I just left you a message.
- And the kitchen's through here.
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That's the window with the best view.
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Thirty-four? Lucky 34?
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Well, if anything else opens up,
let us know.
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We're very interested in this building.
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I do have another apartment
that's not even on the market yet.
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Care to take a look?
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- Sure.
- Sure.
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All right, then.
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It's more than you were looking to pay.
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- How much more?
- More.
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So this is where they keep the light.
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Oh, my God.
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I have died
and gone to real-estate heaven.
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Just a simple home for two.
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And across the rooftop terrace...
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What, nirvana?
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Hello. I live here.
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Your wife has quite a sense of humor.
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- They're not married.
- He's my boyfriend.
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This way.
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Aren't I a little old
to be introduced as your boyfriend?
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Point taken. From now on,
you'll be my man-friend.
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- That sounds like a dog.
- Well, if the shoe fits...
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And this is the master bedroom.
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Uh.
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It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes.
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- How is this place even available?
- Nasty divorce.
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If you live here,
what is there to fight about?
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Hm.
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- Well, now I understand the divorce.
- I can build you a better closet.
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Welcome home, baby.
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Can...? Can we afford this?
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I got it.
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Okay, let's sign some contracts.
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"I got it." Just like that.
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- Like he was picking up a check for coffee.
- It sounds perfect.
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Except for the closet,
which Big says he can redo.
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And he says the kitchen needs work.
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Of course, I don't know about that
because I keep sweaters in my stove.
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So he bought it
and you'll live there with him.
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Yes, together. That's right.
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But he'll own it, so
you're keeping your own place, right?
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I haven't figured out the details,
but I'm a smart girl.
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I'll figure out something
that I'm comfortable with.
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I just wanna be sure
that you're being smart.
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And I love you for that.
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But for now,
can't you stop worrying for me...
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...and just go ahead and feel
what I want you to feel, jealous?
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Oh, jealous of me living in this
gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan.
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- All right, I'm jealous.
- Thanks.
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You live in real-estate heaven
and I live in Brooklyn.
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New York magazine said
Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.
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Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.
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- Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood.
- Hey.
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Oh, lady. Hi.
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- How was your flight?
- Fabulous.
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- Oh, good.
- Good.
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- Let's go in. I'm so excited.
- Show us.
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It was a rare occasion that brought
all types of New York women together.
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Sorry.
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Blair Elkenn was a waitress
turned model turned actress...
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... turned billionaire's girlfriend
who came home one night...
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... to find herself unceremoniously
turned out on the street.
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Oh, my God.
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And now she was getting
the ultimate breakup revenge:
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An embarrassing
and very public auction...
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... of all the jewelry he had given her
when they were happy.
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There it is. My baby.
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Oh, she's a beauty.
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When I saw it in the catalog,
I said to Smith:
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"This flower ring is the essence of me.
One of a kind, filled with fire."
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- And a little too much.
- Exactly.
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Let's go spend some of
my hard-earned Hollywood money.
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And now Lot 39, the flower ring.
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That's it.
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We'd like to start the bidding
on this at $ 10,000, please.
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At ten-thousand doll...
Thank you, madam. At 10,000.
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Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000.
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Hey, she's bidding for somebody
on the phone.
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That's not fair.
- Bitch.
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The gloves are off.
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At $30,000. Now it's against you.
Thirty-five thousand.
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- I work hard, I deserve this.
- At 40,000 now.
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At 40? Forty thousand?
Forty thousand, thank you.
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Forty-five thousand. At $45,000.
Now 50,000?
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Fifty fucking thousand.
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At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand?
At $55,000 against you.
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Would you like to say 60?
Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000?
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I draw the line at 50.
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I thought this auction would be more fun,
but it's kind of sad.
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Isn't it?
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I thought it was just sad for me
because I know her.
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But it really is sad, huh?
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And it's funny
because they were so happy.
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- Yeah, till they weren't.
- I know, right?
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We all told her to get married
but she didn't wanna listen.
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He'd been married three times before,
so she let it ride...
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...and then she came home one night
and he had locked her out.
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She didn't even have anywhere to live.
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Such a shame. After 10 years.
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She was a smart girl...
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...till she fell in love.
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I'm thinking...
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...I'm going to sell my apartment...
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...and put the money towards
heaven on 5th.
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Why? You love your apartment.
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I know, but there's plenty of room
in the new place and...
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And besides, I...
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I want to make us a life there.
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You know, I... I want it to be ours.
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It is ours. I bought it for us.
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And that's so amazing,
but you bought it.
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So really it's your place
and if anything were to happen...
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What's going to happen?
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Come on, I have to be smart here.
We're not married, I'd have no legal rights...
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...you know, to...
To this home that I built...
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...with you.
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Did you wanna get married?
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Well, I didn't...
I didn't think that was an option.
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What if it was an option?
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Why? What, do you wanna get married?
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I wouldn't mind being married to you.
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Would you mind being married to me?
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No. No, not if...
Not if that's what you wanted.
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I mean, is...? Is that what you want?
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I want you.
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So...
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...okay.
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So...?
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- Really? We're...? We're getting married?
- We're getting married.
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- Should we get you a diamond?
- No, no.
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Just get me a really big closet.
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So the other night Big and I
were talking about...
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...you know,
moving in together and our future...
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...and, you know, what makes sense
as we move forward and...
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...well...
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...we decided to get married.
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- And I'm deaf.
- I'm so excited!
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- Everybody is looking.
- Sorry!
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I'm so sorry, everyone...
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...but this is my friend
and she just got engaged.
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And she has been going out
with the man for 10 years.
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I'm mortified.
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There is literally a ringing in my ear.
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And the big news
was about to go bicoastal.
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Samantha Jones.
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Well, I made a little decision
I hope you'll be happy about.
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- Oh, honey, you finally got Botox.
- No, I did not get Botox.
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- I'm telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it.
- I did not call...
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...to talk about Botox.
- Well, I'm just saying.
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So last week...
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... after the auction,
I started thinking about my options.
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- Right.
- And, um...
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Well, Big and I decided to get married.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, that's great.
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You sounded more excited
about the Botox.
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Honey, I am excited for you,
but you know me.
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I don't really believe in marriage.
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Now, Botox, on the other hand,
that works every time.
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Honey, I... I gotta go.
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We can catch up
when I'm in town next week.
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Hello.
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I think I was in shock.
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I mean, it's you getting married.
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This is not some random person, it's you.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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I thought that after that big mess with
Aidan, you'd never wanna get married.
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So I put you in my
"we're never getting married" file.
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Now I'm gonna have to
take you out of that file.
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Well, I'm sorry about
all the extra paperwork.
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You'll get my bill.
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Samantha, it just feels
so different this time.
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It's just...
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...two grownups making a decision
about spending their lives together.
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Well, I'm happy for you.
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Oh, and hey, one more thing.
246
00:14:57,227 --> 00:15:01,584
I want you to be maid of honor.
247
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:05,008
- How do you feel about that?
- The same way you feel about Botox:
248
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,074
Painful and unnecessary.
249
00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:12,163
- Seventy-four, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests.
- Seventy-five sounds better.
250
00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:15,816
A small wedding of 75 guests.
251
00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:19,045
Seventy-six trombones, yes.
Seventy-six guests, no.
252
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,207
As a wedding gift,
Charlotte had given me...
253
00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:24,006
... Anthony Marantino,
friend and wedding planner.
254
00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:25,802
All right.
255
00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:28,102
Well, that's...
256
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:31,260
Cutthroat. I love it.
I hope you're this decisive...
257
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,360
...when it comes to location and the dress.
- I found the dress.
258
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,922
- What? When?
- Yeah, the other day. I have it.
259
00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:42,601
- This is gonna be good.
- I am so excited.
260
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,606
Okay.
261
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,969
Here it is.
262
00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:53,722
That was the exact reaction
I was aiming for.
263
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:57,384
It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple.
264
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,448
It's simple and classic.
265
00:15:59,617 --> 00:16:04,700
When I saw it, I thought,
"That is what I should marry Big in."
266
00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:09,163
- Well, who's it by? What's the label?
- No one. I found it at a vintage shop.
267
00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,851
The bride wore a dress by no one.
268
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:15,614
Oh, come on,
you know I'm gonna merchandise it up...
269
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:18,182
...style it up with some shoes.
- Right.
270
00:16:19,415 --> 00:16:21,344
The invitation is fancier than the dress.
271
00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:23,474
- I heard that.
- I meant you to.
272
00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:26,061
Don't tell anyone.
273
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,076
" The ultimate single gal, Carrie
Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos...
274
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:43,797
...to New York financier
John James Preston come fall."
275
00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:47,127
- Our wedding's on Page Six.
- Who would put that in there?
276
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:52,586
"Proving to single gals everywhere
that there can be a happy ending over 40."
277
00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:56,505
- Carrie.
- Congratulations.
278
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,165
It seemed everywhere I went,
people had seen Page Six.
279
00:17:00,343 --> 00:17:04,291
Even people you didn't expect,
like my Vogue editor, Enid.
280
00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,023
We're putting together
our annual age issue...
281
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,684
...and we'd like you to do 40.
282
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,119
- Great. Who am I interviewing?
- No.
283
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,378
You. You are 40.
284
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:17,240
I want you to be featured in the magazine
as the 40-year-old...
285
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:20,067
And here's the brilliant twist.
- bride.
286
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:25,362
Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine?
287
00:17:25,532 --> 00:17:28,981
In bridal couture.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity...
288
00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:34,276
...so spare me a week of
faux soul-searching and just say yes.
289
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:37,841
Enid, I am so very flattered,
but honestly, I...
290
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,734
Carrie, Vogue designers.
291
00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:41,563
Vogue photographers.
292
00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:43,359
Vogue airbrushing.
293
00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:46,858
Nod your head. Yes.
294
00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:52,010
Thank you. It will be a sensation.
295
00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:54,646
We're calling it "The Last Single Girl."
296
00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:58,829
Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.
297
00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:03,193
No, but 40 is the last age a woman
can be photographed in a wedding gown...
298
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,259
...without the unintended
Diane Arbus subtext.
299
00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:09,909
I thought the issue was
"Great Style at Every Age."
300
00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:13,172
Style, yes. Bride, no.
301
00:18:18,006 --> 00:18:20,161
- Is that better?
- Just your typical Wednesday.
302
00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:22,797
Hanging out with old friends
like Stanford Blatch...
303
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:26,323
... and new friends like Vera Wang.
304
00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:30,076
She's looking at home for someone
who didn't think she had the bride gene.
305
00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:32,974
- Well, I guess with the right man...
- And the right dress.
306
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,961
When I get married, I'm wearing
something like that, only bigger.
307
00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:39,723
Beauty. Hot.
308
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:41,786
Love the veil.
309
00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,255
And Carolina Herrera.
310
00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:49,282
Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful.
Good work.
311
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,539
Great, let's do it.
312
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:03,918
And Christian Lacroix.
313
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:11,867
Come on, look at the model.
314
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,668
And Lanvin.
315
00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:20,652
And Dior.
316
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,933
And Oscar de la Renta.
317
00:19:35,836 --> 00:19:40,124
And finally, Vivienne Westwood.
318
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:42,620
A dress so special...
319
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:47,770
... it could bring a wedding tear from
even the most unbelieving of women.
320
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:58,158
And then, the impossible happened.
321
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,711
And just like that...
322
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,999
... Vivienne Westwood
kicked my sweet little suit's ass.
323
00:20:38,991 --> 00:20:46,330
Can I lean?
324
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,505
Are you the last person in New York
still taking out library books?
325
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,978
I love the smell.
326
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,650
Mm.
327
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,855
Oh. That's an oldie.
328
00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:08,757
"Love Letters of Great Men,
Volume One. "
329
00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:10,984
- Oh, am I in there?
- No, no.
330
00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:15,291
But some of your classmates are,
like Voltaire, Napoleon.
331
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:21,031
- Young lady, you need to get glasses.
- No, I don't. I have yours.
332
00:21:21,204 --> 00:21:23,434
Okay, here's Napoleon.
333
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:27,537
"My dearest Josephine,
I wake consumed with thoughts of you."
334
00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:30,942
Typical short guy.
Gives it all away upfront.
335
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,217
- Why are you reading this?
- It's research for my new book.
336
00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:37,979
- Oh. What's it about?
- Love.
337
00:21:38,155 --> 00:21:39,782
I used to write about finding love.
338
00:21:39,956 --> 00:21:43,357
Now I wanna write about
what happens after you've found it.
339
00:21:43,527 --> 00:21:45,290
Interesting.
340
00:21:45,462 --> 00:21:48,693
- What happens?
- Mm. Stay tuned.
341
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,630
Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven.
342
00:21:51,802 --> 00:21:54,168
Bring it, Ludwig.
343
00:21:55,806 --> 00:21:59,264
"My thoughts go out to you,
my immortal beloved.
344
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:03,243
I can live only wholly with you
or not at all."
345
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:04,744
Good stuff.
346
00:22:04,915 --> 00:22:07,281
"Be calm my life, my all.
347
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,284
Only by calm consideration
of our existence...
348
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,252
...can we achieve
our purpose to live together.
349
00:22:13,423 --> 00:22:15,857
Oh, continue to love me.
Never misjudge...
350
00:22:16,026 --> 00:22:18,961
...the most faithful heart of your beloved.
351
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:24,260
Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours."
352
00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:30,605
Have you ever written me a love letter?
353
00:22:30,774 --> 00:22:32,241
Does a love fax count?
354
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:37,273
- When have I ever gotten a love fax?
- Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one...
355
00:22:37,447 --> 00:22:39,779
...at some point.
- Yeah.
356
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,344
What can I tell you, baby?
It's not my style.
357
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,887
Besides, those guys had to write.
They were separated from their loves...
358
00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:50,720
...by wars
and hundreds and hundreds of miles.
359
00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:53,021
I'm right here.
360
00:22:53,196 --> 00:22:55,130
Hello.
361
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,696
- You make me very happy.
- Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing.
362
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:06,502
With my mind prenuptially preoccupied,
I became delinquent with my library books.
363
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:10,476
So now the tragic love stories
of Wuthering Heights and Love Story...
364
00:23:10,647 --> 00:23:12,774
... were going to cost me
more than a few tears.
365
00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,940
Excuse me, which way is the wedding?
366
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,085
Up the stairs.
367
00:23:28,064 --> 00:23:30,157
It was perfect.
368
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:33,359
Big and I would be married
in the classic New York landmark...
369
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:37,303
... that housed all the great love stories.
370
00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:42,274
Where is the waiter with the check?
371
00:23:42,445 --> 00:23:46,040
Jeez, Miranda, relax.
Magda hasn't even finished yet.
372
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:49,174
I still have a brief to work on
when I get home.
373
00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:52,911
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- I'll take him.
374
00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:54,145
Thank you, Magda.
375
00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:58,856
We're gonna wash that beautiful face.
Come, darling.
376
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,254
What?
377
00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:04,901
We can't let the hard-working nanny
finish her supper?
378
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:08,699
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
Brady woke me up at 5 a.m.
379
00:24:08,873 --> 00:24:11,899
- Hey, he woke me up too.
- Yeah.
380
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,876
We gotta stop letting Brady
come into our bed.
381
00:24:19,252 --> 00:24:21,117
You got milk on your top lip.
382
00:24:22,889 --> 00:24:24,050
What now?
383
00:24:24,224 --> 00:24:27,524
- It's like you're always criticizing me.
- I am not.
384
00:24:28,463 --> 00:24:32,628
You wanna go through life with foam
on your lip and no one ever telling you?
385
00:24:40,244 --> 00:24:42,474
Anything you wanna tell me?
386
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,423
Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me?
387
00:24:59,067 --> 00:25:03,562
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Wait. Wait. Don't come already.
388
00:25:03,739 --> 00:25:07,300
- Yeah.
- No, wait. Get on top.
389
00:25:07,476 --> 00:25:10,105
Let's just get it over with.
390
00:25:14,318 --> 00:25:17,755
I mean, we gotta get up
in four and a half hours.
391
00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:22,416
We never have sex
and you wanna get it over with?
392
00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:31,503
- Steve, we have sex.
- When was the last time we had sex?
393
00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:34,271
Um...
394
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,846
There was snow on the ground.
395
00:25:46,356 --> 00:25:49,053
- How often do you guys have sex?
- Sex.
396
00:25:49,226 --> 00:25:51,024
- Miranda, please.
- What?
397
00:25:51,496 --> 00:25:53,623
She's 3.
She doesn't know what it means.
398
00:25:53,798 --> 00:25:55,790
I'm 41 and I still don't know
what it means.
399
00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:58,232
I know, but she is repeating everything.
400
00:25:58,405 --> 00:26:02,535
If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on
lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles.
401
00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:05,337
No, we can talk.
Let's just not use that word.
402
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:09,508
Fine. How often do you guys?
403
00:26:09,685 --> 00:26:11,380
- Color?
- Thank you.
404
00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:15,888
Well, I can't color enough.
I could color all day every day.
405
00:26:16,059 --> 00:26:20,155
If I had my way,
I would use every crayon in my box.
406
00:26:20,331 --> 00:26:23,563
We get it. You love to color.
407
00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:25,498
Why are you asking?
408
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:30,870
Well, last night Steve and I were coloring,
and I was just about to...
409
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:33,807
Come.
I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent.
410
00:26:33,981 --> 00:26:37,508
And he wanted to switch positions
and I said:
411
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,078
"Let's just get it over with."
412
00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:45,251
- He kept trying to make it last longer.
- This is bad?
413
00:26:45,427 --> 00:26:48,294
- It is when you have a full-time job.
- I have a full-time job.
414
00:26:48,464 --> 00:26:51,299
You don't also have a 5-year-old,
play dates, PTA meetings...
415
00:26:51,469 --> 00:26:54,905
...and a mother-in-law in a rest home
with advancing Alzheimer's.
416
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,269
We're just going through
a no-coloring phase.
417
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:01,241
- It comes and goes, right?
- Every couple is different.
418
00:27:01,648 --> 00:27:04,139
Harry and I make love
two, three times a week.
419
00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:07,548
- Great, now I feel worse.
- Well, when was the last time for you?
420
00:27:09,557 --> 00:27:11,651
- Six months ago.
- Oh, my.
421
00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:14,919
It sounds long.
422
00:27:15,096 --> 00:27:18,065
- But... But that's a dry spell.
- I bet it is.
423
00:27:18,234 --> 00:27:21,635
Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big?
424
00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:25,131
Come on. I told. Tell.
425
00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:26,537
Mm-mm.
426
00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:28,678
But I will tell you this.
427
00:27:28,845 --> 00:27:30,609
When Big colors...
428
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:35,585
...he rarely stays inside the lines.
429
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,245
Well, this has been very helpful.
430
00:27:48,036 --> 00:27:49,867
John?
431
00:27:56,713 --> 00:27:58,909
- Hey.
- Come here.
432
00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:09,891
Totally outside the lines.
433
00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:21,206
Well, send it to Smith Jerrod
at the office address.
434
00:28:21,677 --> 00:28:24,009
I gotta go. Something just came up.
435
00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:30,018
- I got a gift for you.
- So far, I like it.
436
00:28:38,496 --> 00:28:39,828
How'd...?
437
00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:43,528
Wait. That was you on the phone
at the auction.
438
00:28:43,703 --> 00:28:47,834
- I knew how much you wanted it.
- But I was gonna buy it for myself.
439
00:28:48,242 --> 00:28:50,073
Well, I wanted to give it to you.
440
00:28:50,945 --> 00:28:53,071
For our anniversary.
441
00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:55,239
We met five years ago today.
442
00:28:56,751 --> 00:28:58,116
Right.
443
00:28:59,188 --> 00:29:00,519
Do you like it?
444
00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:03,592
Well, just to be clear,
this is a ring with diamonds...
445
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,525
...it's not a diamond ring, right?
- Yeah.
446
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,824
Well, in that case, I love it.
447
00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:13,369
It's my second favorite thing
I've ever found in there.
448
00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:19,772
Now, my gift is a little bit more oral.
449
00:29:21,214 --> 00:29:26,119
- Babe, I have to go to bed.
- Bed? It's 7:30.
450
00:29:26,288 --> 00:29:29,986
I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m.
and I need to get a workout in before that.
451
00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:31,819
You see, this is how it starts.
452
00:29:31,993 --> 00:29:36,329
Next thing you know, we're only
having sex three or four times a week.
453
00:30:06,336 --> 00:30:10,295
And that is how Samantha learned
she had a new neighbor.
454
00:30:11,207 --> 00:30:14,109
From then on, night after night...
455
00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:16,839
... while Smith got his beauty sleep...
456
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:23,552
... Samantha found something
more interesting to watch than TiVo.
457
00:30:27,727 --> 00:30:30,526
- Keep going.
- Okay.
458
00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:33,726
- Keep them closed.
- Okay.
459
00:30:35,204 --> 00:30:38,537
Okay. Open them.
460
00:30:40,876 --> 00:30:42,902
Double doors.
461
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,513
So far, so good.
462
00:30:55,894 --> 00:30:58,022
Oh, my God.
463
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:06,035
- Oh, you did me proud, mister.
- You like it?
464
00:31:07,442 --> 00:31:08,499
"Like it?"
465
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,510
It's love at first sight.
466
00:31:15,685 --> 00:31:17,881
Oh, my.
467
00:31:18,055 --> 00:31:21,287
Here. Wait.
468
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,983
Hold this.
469
00:31:30,737 --> 00:31:33,706
Now I believe this is all really happening.
470
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:36,634
I can't believe it sold so fast.
471
00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:39,678
- It's a sign.
- Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low.
472
00:31:41,082 --> 00:31:44,451
Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz
them in? And money's on the table.
473
00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:47,954
I'm gonna get started on the closet.
I should be done in about 17 years.
474
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:51,423
All right. Pink Post-it: take.
475
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:54,889
Purple: toss. Yellow: storage.
476
00:31:55,065 --> 00:31:57,466
Oh, you're very good friends.
477
00:32:03,409 --> 00:32:04,514
Oh, my God.
478
00:32:07,616 --> 00:32:11,003
I can't believe it.
Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha.
479
00:32:13,508 --> 00:32:17,198
- What are you doing here?
- A lot of shit went down in this place.
480
00:32:17,378 --> 00:32:19,970
Attention must be paid.
481
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,686
Ah.
482
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,410
Really, champagne.
483
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,668
- Remember this?
- Oh, yeah.
484
00:32:35,841 --> 00:32:39,228
While Samantha put on
The Best of the '80s...
485
00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:41,925
... I put on the worst.
486
00:32:50,129 --> 00:32:51,741
Banana clip.
487
00:32:55,486 --> 00:32:57,233
Yeah.
488
00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,413
Work it.
489
00:33:01,636 --> 00:33:03,146
Madonna.
490
00:33:03,323 --> 00:33:06,491
Whoo, whoo!
491
00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:16,440
No fun.
492
00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:37,211
It took four friends three days...
493
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:41,441
... to put 20 years into 38 boxes.
494
00:34:04,364 --> 00:34:06,472
While I run over
to see your mother tomorrow...
495
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:09,554
...maybe you could take Brady
by the first birthday party alone.
496
00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:14,378
And then I'll meet you at the twins' party,
and you can leave and be at the bar by 6.
497
00:34:15,277 --> 00:34:16,663
What's the matter?
498
00:34:18,881 --> 00:34:21,293
I had sex with someone else.
499
00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:27,013
And you're so amazing...
500
00:34:27,643 --> 00:34:30,383
...and I don't know how
I could do that to you.
501
00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:34,250
You and I hadn't had sex
in a really long time and I...
502
00:34:34,423 --> 00:34:35,742
God.
503
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,779
It didn't mean anything.
It just happened once.
504
00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:40,633
And it's been killing me.
505
00:34:42,722 --> 00:34:44,435
It's killing you?
506
00:34:44,607 --> 00:34:45,858
It just happened.
507
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:49,297
I... I...
508
00:34:49,468 --> 00:34:51,282
I... I... I wasn't thinking.
509
00:34:51,585 --> 00:34:54,223
Do not follow me.
510
00:35:06,793 --> 00:35:08,795
Scout, off.
511
00:35:17,023 --> 00:35:19,363
Miranda, it's still me.
512
00:35:22,797 --> 00:35:24,405
Is it?
513
00:35:30,351 --> 00:35:33,184
Steve. I just... I can't believe it.
514
00:35:33,654 --> 00:35:35,816
- That's what I said.
- Yes, it's sad.
515
00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:39,086
But I'm not gonna make it any sadder
by staying at a bad hotel...
516
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:42,130
...while I look for a place.
Could you pass the salt?
517
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,700
Plus, I have to be downtown
and close to Brooklyn.
518
00:35:44,870 --> 00:35:47,703
We're gonna keep Brady's life
as normal as we possibly can.
519
00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:50,902
I'm gonna have him on my days
and Steve will have him on his...
520
00:35:51,078 --> 00:35:53,810
...and Magda will shuttle
back and forth between.
521
00:35:53,982 --> 00:35:56,975
Well, I don't really know
if this question is allowed...
522
00:35:57,153 --> 00:35:58,815
...but how is Steve handling this?
523
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,925
Says he's devastated,
begs me to forgive him.
524
00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:04,688
It's not gonna happen.
I can barely even look at him.
525
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,991
Miranda, honey,
are you sure you wanna do this?
526
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:09,901
It's just one time.
Anyone can have a slip.
527
00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:14,167
Even if I could get my mind around that
justification, it's the cheating part.
528
00:36:14,611 --> 00:36:18,513
The behind-my-back part, the violation
of the trust. That's what's killing me.
529
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,162
Thank you for being you.
530
00:36:33,369 --> 00:36:36,896
Charlotte made love to Harry
four times that week.
531
00:36:37,074 --> 00:36:40,407
Okay. Wedding crunch time.
We need to get really serious here.
532
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:44,546
Okay, not now.
I just got an e-mail from our contractor.
533
00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:47,346
He's pushed the move-in date yet again.
534
00:36:47,522 --> 00:36:49,423
- I gotta write this guy and...
- No, no, no.
535
00:36:49,591 --> 00:36:53,393
No. Wedding before contractor, all right?
536
00:36:53,563 --> 00:36:58,264
Unless you're planning to invite him,
which would make the guest list 201.
537
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:03,032
Two hundred?
Jesus, Carrie, it went up again?
538
00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:06,201
- It's the dress.
- You said 75 people.
539
00:37:07,381 --> 00:37:10,112
How can I explain this?
540
00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:13,480
Look...
541
00:37:13,957 --> 00:37:15,925
...you play poker, right?
542
00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:18,153
Well, the dress upped the ante.
543
00:37:20,299 --> 00:37:21,732
Hey.
544
00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:26,440
How you doing on your vows?
545
00:37:26,607 --> 00:37:31,273
A reminder. You'll be saying these in front
of a lot of people, so the pressure is on.
546
00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:33,347
All right, up. I have to finish this. Up.
547
00:37:33,516 --> 00:37:35,179
- Hey.
- I don't have time for this.
548
00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:39,814
- You're not taking it seriously.
- No, no, I'm not. It is a circus.
549
00:37:44,498 --> 00:37:46,364
Two hundred people?
550
00:37:46,534 --> 00:37:48,799
Page Six?
551
00:37:52,408 --> 00:37:57,041
This is my third marriage.
How do you think that makes me look?
552
00:38:04,592 --> 00:38:08,655
I didn't know that was even an issue.
553
00:38:13,537 --> 00:38:15,700
So why didn't you say anything sooner?
554
00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:20,341
- You wanted all of this.
- Well, yeah.
555
00:38:20,847 --> 00:38:23,078
- But don't you want...?
- I want you.
556
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,874
That's what I want.
557
00:38:26,722 --> 00:38:29,488
I could have just gone down to city hall.
558
00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:52,119
I think it's too late for city hall now.
559
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:56,317
Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that...
560
00:38:56,496 --> 00:38:57,793
I was just saying.
561
00:39:00,668 --> 00:39:03,570
See, that's the face...
562
00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:06,800
...I've been trying to avoid.
563
00:39:07,677 --> 00:39:09,407
Come here.
564
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:18,653
You're a great man-friend.
565
00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:25,991
And soon,
it was the night before the big day.
566
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:31,064
There they are.
567
00:39:49,234 --> 00:39:52,204
Now, I know it's tradition
at the rehearsal dinner...
568
00:39:52,371 --> 00:39:57,173
...for the maid of honor to reveal
embarrassing things about the bride.
569
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,215
But in our group, we never kiss and tell.
570
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,514
- So I'd like to make a toast to the groom.
- There's a word he's heard before.
571
00:40:11,230 --> 00:40:13,859
- Who's that guy again?
- Karl. He's a partner at the firm.
572
00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:15,058
Karl's kind of a jerk.
573
00:40:15,235 --> 00:40:17,295
You know what they say,
three time's a charm.
574
00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:19,703
Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking.
575
00:40:22,178 --> 00:40:25,046
- Yeah, Samantha.
- Yeah.
576
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:31,824
Now, there were times when we had
our doubts about this gorgeous man.
577
00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:36,453
But after careful observation
over the last hundred years...
578
00:40:36,631 --> 00:40:38,760
...my doubts are over.
579
00:40:38,935 --> 00:40:41,928
So here's to the groom...
580
00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:45,439
...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away.
581
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,669
Aww.
582
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,109
Here's hoping, John.
583
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,542
That is a jackass. Here.
584
00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,618
- Cheers.
- That was really nice. Thank you.
585
00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:55,915
There's nothing like
an illegal Cuban cigar...
586
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,650
...after dinner, huh?
- Exactly.
587
00:40:58,828 --> 00:41:00,922
So that was quite a toast, Samantha.
588
00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:02,360
Well, you're quite a guy.
589
00:41:02,566 --> 00:41:05,161
- Oh, my God, there's a cab.
- Oh, yeah.
590
00:41:08,407 --> 00:41:09,534
Steve.
591
00:41:10,243 --> 00:41:13,942
- I don't wanna bother you all.
- You're not bothering us.
592
00:41:15,382 --> 00:41:17,045
But...
593
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,349
...I need to talk to Miranda.
594
00:41:20,957 --> 00:41:23,449
Samantha, could you ask her
to come out?
595
00:41:23,627 --> 00:41:25,926
I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all.
596
00:41:26,866 --> 00:41:28,231
Sure.
597
00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:35,941
Hey. I haven't talked to you all night.
598
00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:37,669
Steve's here.
599
00:41:41,485 --> 00:41:44,250
They're not poodles.
You know what I mean.
600
00:41:44,823 --> 00:41:48,659
Hey, guys. Would you give us?
601
00:41:49,162 --> 00:41:51,392
Yeah, sure, going in.
602
00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:56,401
You're all right?
603
00:42:04,182 --> 00:42:08,018
You didn't leave me any choice.
You won't return my calls.
604
00:42:08,188 --> 00:42:11,248
You only talk to me in front of the baby
and I can't say anything.
605
00:42:11,426 --> 00:42:14,793
What could you possibly have to say
that could make it any better?
606
00:42:15,263 --> 00:42:20,362
- Please. It was just that one time.
- You broke us!
607
00:42:20,537 --> 00:42:23,473
You broke us. What we had is broken.
608
00:42:25,145 --> 00:42:26,806
What the fuck is happening?
609
00:42:34,056 --> 00:42:36,787
I changed who I was for you.
610
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:44,903
Hey.
611
00:42:45,972 --> 00:42:48,943
- Are you all right?
- No, I'm not all right.
612
00:42:49,510 --> 00:42:54,381
You two are crazy to get married.
Marriage ruins everything.
613
00:43:05,132 --> 00:43:09,934
Hey. There you are.
I thought you'd skipped out on me.
614
00:43:10,105 --> 00:43:11,231
No.
615
00:43:11,406 --> 00:43:14,275
Well, the all-gal sleepover's
about to commence.
616
00:43:20,152 --> 00:43:22,780
Hey, is everything okay?
617
00:43:22,955 --> 00:43:25,517
Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess.
618
00:43:25,693 --> 00:43:27,992
All right. Well, go home and go to sleep.
619
00:43:28,162 --> 00:43:31,132
But first give me a kiss good night
and make it a good one...
620
00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:35,702
...because it's the last single-girl kiss.
621
00:43:38,142 --> 00:43:42,171
- I always knew she would marry Big.
- Oh, you did not.
622
00:43:42,348 --> 00:43:44,682
- That's crazy.
- Yes, I did.
623
00:43:44,851 --> 00:43:49,222
After every breakup I secretly thought,
"Nope. They belong together."
624
00:43:49,391 --> 00:43:51,326
You thought that
after the second breakup?
625
00:43:51,494 --> 00:43:53,189
- Yup.
- After the fifteenth?
626
00:43:53,363 --> 00:43:56,334
Ha-ha. That's hilarious.
We broke up a lot.
627
00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:00,028
Yeah, but after the breakups
comes the hot make-up sex.
628
00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:06,569
Hey, you wanna get that? Open up.
629
00:44:07,649 --> 00:44:09,311
- Now say something.
- Sex.
630
00:44:13,657 --> 00:44:16,126
Are you sure she's not my child?
631
00:44:16,795 --> 00:44:18,956
- Hello?
- It's me.
632
00:44:19,132 --> 00:44:21,533
Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily?
633
00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:24,466
- I need to talk.
- What?
634
00:44:24,638 --> 00:44:30,307
I'm sitting here
trying to write these vows and...
635
00:44:31,448 --> 00:44:33,747
Is this something we really wanna do?
636
00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:38,523
Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it.
637
00:44:39,325 --> 00:44:42,660
Get some sleep, groomie.
638
00:44:46,668 --> 00:44:49,639
- What's the matter?
- It's just...
639
00:44:49,973 --> 00:44:53,205
...everything is great as it is.
640
00:44:54,111 --> 00:44:56,946
- I don't wanna screw it up.
- You won't.
641
00:44:57,116 --> 00:44:59,415
I screwed it up twice before.
642
00:45:00,687 --> 00:45:02,383
Here's the thing.
643
00:45:02,891 --> 00:45:08,262
This is me you're marrying tomorrow.
Me. It's nobody else.
644
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,399
- Yeah?
- And I'm marrying you.
645
00:45:12,569 --> 00:45:14,094
It's me and you.
646
00:45:14,505 --> 00:45:17,442
And do you wanna hear
the great news there?
647
00:45:17,610 --> 00:45:18,634
Yeah.
648
00:45:18,811 --> 00:45:21,646
We've both already done
everything we can to screw it up.
649
00:45:23,385 --> 00:45:27,016
- Is that a smile I'm hearing?
- Yeah.
650
00:45:27,190 --> 00:45:31,628
It sounds to me like you've got
a bit of writer's block on the vow front.
651
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:32,922
Yeah.
652
00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:35,966
And I find, you know,
as a professional writer...
653
00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:40,039
...that it's best to just, you know...
654
00:45:40,209 --> 00:45:43,838
...just stop thinking about it so much
and go to bed.
655
00:45:44,012 --> 00:45:46,073
And in the morning...
656
00:45:46,249 --> 00:45:49,481
- You'll know what to do.
- Exactly.
657
00:45:49,653 --> 00:45:52,782
And if not, then just write this:
658
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,585
I will love you.
659
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,853
Simple, to the point...
660
00:45:57,029 --> 00:46:01,331
...and I swear I won't even
try to take credit for it.
661
00:46:03,272 --> 00:46:05,764
So you're gonna go to bed now, right?
662
00:46:06,576 --> 00:46:10,138
Okay. Good night.
663
00:46:10,314 --> 00:46:13,375
I'll see you tomorrow. And hey...
664
00:46:14,587 --> 00:46:16,519
...it's me and you.
665
00:46:50,193 --> 00:46:51,888
Now, there's a bride.
666
00:46:57,965 --> 00:47:00,092
Before we leave, we're gonna
pick up our flowers, right, girls?
667
00:47:01,668 --> 00:47:04,535
Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias.
Samantha, you have the roses.
668
00:47:04,704 --> 00:47:08,366
- And Charlotte...
- We can take care of it.
669
00:47:09,574 --> 00:47:11,269
Hello?
670
00:47:12,076 --> 00:47:14,839
Could you put Carrie
on the phone, please?
671
00:47:16,379 --> 00:47:17,641
Hello?
672
00:47:23,451 --> 00:47:26,385
Who let the dogs out?
Get these dogs out of here!
673
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:30,216
That's all we need is the lift of a leg
on the train of a dress.
674
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:32,755
Could you open this door, please?
675
00:47:32,925 --> 00:47:35,791
- Wait, wait, hold it.
- I'm trying to find out...
676
00:47:35,961 --> 00:47:37,258
- Oh, my God.
- Hey.
677
00:47:37,429 --> 00:47:39,623
- The girls are in this car.
- All of us together?
678
00:47:39,797 --> 00:47:42,766
All of you together.
Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go.
679
00:47:42,933 --> 00:47:44,797
Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
680
00:47:44,968 --> 00:47:48,960
- See you then. Bye-bye.
- Just so beautiful.
681
00:47:53,674 --> 00:47:54,800
- Blue.
- Yes, sir.
682
00:47:54,976 --> 00:47:58,274
- Red and black.
- Okay, I'll see you there.
683
00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:00,537
- Where's black?
- Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
684
00:48:00,713 --> 00:48:02,647
- You're following the red.
- I'm coming.
685
00:48:02,815 --> 00:48:05,282
Okay. Come on. Let's go.
686
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,611
- Ready?
- Yeah, okay, you're in.
687
00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:08,978
Okay.
688
00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:13,247
There's the bride. Look, she's dressed
like a princess, do you see?
689
00:48:13,422 --> 00:48:15,481
- Can you hold that?
- Oh, yes.
690
00:48:15,658 --> 00:48:17,091
Thank you. Okay.
691
00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:19,693
Come on, scootch over.
692
00:48:22,162 --> 00:48:25,222
It's like pushing a cream puff
through a keyhole.
693
00:48:25,399 --> 00:48:26,592
See you at the library.
694
00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:30,201
- Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
- Why haven't you called me back?
695
00:48:30,369 --> 00:48:34,032
Look, I really need to talk to you.
Call me as soon as you get this.
696
00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:40,909
No more wedding guests on these stairs,
understand? Bridal party only.
697
00:48:42,379 --> 00:48:44,812
We've got a problem. They're not here.
698
00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:47,777
- They're probably stuck in traffic.
- Both of them?
699
00:48:54,054 --> 00:48:59,013
- Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
- I can't go in without you.
700
00:49:00,659 --> 00:49:02,251
Baby...
701
00:49:03,762 --> 00:49:08,663
...this whole bride-and-groom thing
has really got me thrown.
702
00:49:13,302 --> 00:49:16,135
I need to know that it's still us.
703
00:49:16,305 --> 00:49:20,297
Just you and me. Like you said.
704
00:49:25,577 --> 00:49:27,374
- I was putting it on.
- I know.
705
00:49:27,546 --> 00:49:28,911
Good job. Beautiful.
706
00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:33,512
Come on, baby.
Turn around, let me see you.
707
00:49:36,219 --> 00:49:38,880
You look so beautiful.
708
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:49,188
It looks beautiful.
709
00:49:49,363 --> 00:49:51,227
It really does. It looks so beautiful.
710
00:49:52,265 --> 00:49:53,789
Oh, look at mommy, here they come.
711
00:49:53,967 --> 00:49:55,228
- Easy does it.
- We're here.
712
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,494
The traffic was the worst.
57th Street was just...
713
00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:02,537
- It's okay.
- Hello. You guys look great.
714
00:50:05,976 --> 00:50:08,603
Ready. We're ready.
715
00:50:10,145 --> 00:50:11,908
He's not here.
716
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,209
- Who's not here?
- The groom.
717
00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:16,007
What's happening?
718
00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:21,813
- Big's not here.
- But we're 25 minutes late.
719
00:50:21,988 --> 00:50:24,115
Well, did anybody call him?
720
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:30,850
Well, give me a phone.
Somebody give me a phone.
721
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:37,965
- All right, I don't know how to work this.
- Here, sweetie.
722
00:50:38,133 --> 00:50:39,691
Thank you.
723
00:50:50,276 --> 00:50:53,938
Hey, you know what?
Let me just look at your tie for a minute.
724
00:50:54,146 --> 00:50:55,976
Hello.
- Are you okay?
725
00:50:56,147 --> 00:50:57,546
I've been calling for an hour.
726
00:50:57,715 --> 00:51:01,206
- Why haven't you been answering?
- Because I don't know where my phone is.
727
00:51:02,686 --> 00:51:04,448
So, what's going on? Where are you?
728
00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:08,117
I was out front. I just left.
729
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,419
I can't do this.
730
00:51:18,664 --> 00:51:20,426
Oh, my God.
731
00:51:24,935 --> 00:51:27,130
Carrie? Carrie.
732
00:51:30,407 --> 00:51:34,399
- He's not coming. Oh, my God.
- What do you mean, "He's not coming"?
733
00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:39,245
Get me out of here.
734
00:51:39,414 --> 00:51:40,972
- Get me out of here!
- Go, go, go.
735
00:51:41,149 --> 00:51:44,276
- You take her, I'll take care of all of this.
- All right, all right.
736
00:51:44,451 --> 00:51:45,883
Here we go.
737
00:52:07,701 --> 00:52:10,101
What the fuck am I doing?
Turn around, go back.
738
00:52:10,271 --> 00:52:11,794
It's a one-way street.
739
00:52:11,971 --> 00:52:14,599
By the time we go around the block,
she'll be gone.
740
00:52:14,774 --> 00:52:17,071
There's no one behind us. Turn around.
741
00:52:24,781 --> 00:52:27,773
- I think this is them.
- Pull over. Pull over.
742
00:52:29,218 --> 00:52:30,776
Carrie.
743
00:52:37,925 --> 00:52:41,883
Carrie. I freaked out for a minute,
but I'm ready now.
744
00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:46,254
Oh, God.
745
00:52:48,467 --> 00:52:51,765
I knew
you would do this! I knew it!
746
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:54,904
- Carrie, I'm sorry.
- I am humiliated!
747
00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,665
I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie.
748
00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:58,932
Come on. Come on.
749
00:53:00,309 --> 00:53:04,074
- Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie...
- No! No!
750
00:53:05,379 --> 00:53:07,107
Come on, we're gonna get in the car.
751
00:53:08,014 --> 00:53:10,346
It's all right, it's all right.
752
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,690
Let's go, man. Move it.
753
00:54:02,623 --> 00:54:05,649
I thought I would still be in extreme pain.
754
00:54:08,861 --> 00:54:10,828
I feel nothing.
755
00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:15,929
I'd like some more nothing.
756
00:54:21,905 --> 00:54:23,599
Yes, I'm still jilted.
757
00:54:25,574 --> 00:54:28,974
What the hell got into him?
He was perfectly fine at the dinner.
758
00:54:30,044 --> 00:54:32,534
I knew it when he called last night.
759
00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:35,979
- I could tell.
- Then why didn't you say anything?
760
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,915
I didn't wanna believe it. I di...
761
00:54:41,085 --> 00:54:44,315
I didn't even wanna say it out loud.
762
00:54:46,857 --> 00:54:49,950
- Now I have nowhere to live.
- You'll stay here.
763
00:54:50,126 --> 00:54:51,388
Forever.
764
00:54:52,495 --> 00:54:55,019
Maybe you should eat something.
765
00:54:56,198 --> 00:54:58,495
- Anyone? Hungry?
- No.
766
00:55:00,401 --> 00:55:03,563
I can never go back there again.
How am I gonna get my clothes?
767
00:55:03,736 --> 00:55:07,899
Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that.
Anything you need.
768
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,833
A hit man?
769
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:14,708
I have nothing to wear
but a wedding gown.
770
00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:18,140
You have your honeymoon clothes here.
771
00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:21,647
Well, there's the silver lining.
772
00:55:23,551 --> 00:55:27,680
A honeymoon
at a romantic Mexican resort...
773
00:55:27,854 --> 00:55:29,788
...that's prepaid on my credit card...
774
00:55:29,957 --> 00:55:32,424
...because I wanted to surprise
the man who jilted me.
775
00:55:32,592 --> 00:55:34,253
I can get you out of that.
776
00:55:34,427 --> 00:55:37,327
Worse comes to worse,
I'll say there was a death or something.
777
00:55:37,495 --> 00:55:39,224
Wasn't there?
778
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:46,357
Keep those eyes closed.
Keep them closed.
779
00:56:00,846 --> 00:56:01,972
Charlotte.
780
00:56:02,147 --> 00:56:03,944
Come here. Come here.
781
00:56:06,985 --> 00:56:09,782
I did something really bad, I think.
782
00:56:10,487 --> 00:56:13,320
I said something to Big
at the rehearsal dinner.
783
00:56:14,857 --> 00:56:16,017
What do you mean?
784
00:56:16,192 --> 00:56:19,683
It was right after Steve showed up.
I was upset.
785
00:56:19,861 --> 00:56:23,591
Big came over to me,
and I said something like:
786
00:56:24,431 --> 00:56:26,489
"You're crazy to get married."
787
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,200
It just came out.
788
00:56:29,369 --> 00:56:33,327
- Do you think it's totally the reason?
- No.
789
00:56:33,505 --> 00:56:36,496
Big has been weird
about marriage for years.
790
00:56:38,676 --> 00:56:42,167
- I keep thinking I should tell Carrie.
- No, no, no.
791
00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:45,643
This is a bad time to even mention it.
792
00:56:46,715 --> 00:56:51,447
No, no, no. Find another time later.
793
00:56:51,619 --> 00:56:52,607
Uh-huh.
794
00:56:52,786 --> 00:56:56,721
Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her
out of the honeymoon, but I got us in.
795
00:56:57,323 --> 00:57:00,621
- What?
- I just booked us three seats on the flight.
796
00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,488
Mexico, here we come.
797
00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:06,694
I can't go to Mexico. I have a job.
798
00:57:14,903 --> 00:57:17,894
Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J.
799
00:57:18,072 --> 00:57:21,939
That's right. Great, thank you.
800
00:57:23,276 --> 00:57:27,234
- Make sure that the car is there...
- We're here, I'll call you back later.
801
00:57:30,315 --> 00:57:31,339
Welcome to Mexico.
802
00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:38,545
Do you have wi-fi? Thanks.
803
00:57:42,291 --> 00:57:45,521
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
I'm waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston.
804
00:57:45,694 --> 00:57:49,857
Honey, you'll be waiting a long time.
We'll talk.
805
00:57:56,301 --> 00:57:59,202
This will kill her.
806
00:58:01,138 --> 00:58:03,197
- Where is she?
- In the powder room.
807
00:58:03,374 --> 00:58:06,103
- Well, let's look around.
- Yeah.
808
00:58:36,332 --> 00:58:38,822
And this is a master suite.
809
00:58:40,235 --> 00:58:42,169
Oh, my God.
810
00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:44,531
Here.
811
00:58:44,705 --> 00:58:46,536
You get that side.
812
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,536
Where are we gonna put these?
813
00:58:51,443 --> 00:58:55,503
Here. No more honeymoon stuff.
This is very important.
814
00:59:01,852 --> 00:59:03,615
Here she comes.
815
00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,625
It's going to be a gorgeous sunset.
816
00:59:20,832 --> 00:59:22,094
Close the shutters.
817
00:59:29,272 --> 00:59:30,534
All of them.
818
00:59:51,723 --> 00:59:53,350
Morning.
819
00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,216
Did I dream it?
820
01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:12,968
Carrie?
821
01:00:13,907 --> 01:00:16,534
It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day.
822
01:00:17,676 --> 01:00:19,303
So?
823
01:00:32,321 --> 01:00:36,757
Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast.
824
01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:39,952
I'm tired.
825
01:00:40,127 --> 01:00:43,562
Well, eat something,
then you can go back to sleep.
826
01:01:18,189 --> 01:01:20,520
- Oh, thank you, Paulo.
- Sure.
827
01:01:23,727 --> 01:01:28,594
With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're
gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip?
828
01:01:28,763 --> 01:01:31,323
It's the only thing in the pantry
that's totally safe.
829
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,265
See? "Made in Poughkeepsie."
I didn't wanna chance it.
830
01:01:35,436 --> 01:01:37,198
It's a five-star resort.
831
01:01:37,570 --> 01:01:39,561
It's Mexico.
832
01:01:48,045 --> 01:01:49,273
Carrie.
833
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:52,974
Is there coffee?
834
01:01:54,049 --> 01:01:56,779
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
835
01:02:03,891 --> 01:02:06,291
The sun feels nice.
836
01:02:10,129 --> 01:02:12,255
Jesus, honey, wax much?
837
01:02:12,631 --> 01:02:15,599
What? I didn't know
I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit.
838
01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,730
- What are you talking about?
- I forgot to wax.
839
01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:22,668
- Since when, 1998?
- I've had other things on my mind.
840
01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:25,432
I could be on death row
and not have that situation.
841
01:02:25,607 --> 01:02:28,700
Well, when you're married,
you have a different set of priorities.
842
01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:30,468
Oh, honey, don't blame marriage.
843
01:02:30,645 --> 01:02:33,511
This one's married and
she's not growing a national forest.
844
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,581
How do you even cross your legs?
Let me make you a spa appointment.
845
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,344
Any thicker,
and you won't be able to find it.
846
01:02:42,687 --> 01:02:44,655
So, what, it's my fault?
847
01:02:44,821 --> 01:02:47,949
I let the sex go out of my marriage.
I deserve what I got?
848
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:51,821
- Thanks for understanding.
- Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I...
849
01:02:51,994 --> 01:02:53,620
I'm fine.
850
01:03:04,938 --> 01:03:07,565
Hey, let's go down to the hotel
for dinner tonight.
851
01:03:07,739 --> 01:03:09,502
- Really?
- Yeah.
852
01:03:09,675 --> 01:03:12,370
I gotta do something
to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma."
853
01:03:12,543 --> 01:03:15,136
Oh, honey, you made a little joke.
854
01:03:15,312 --> 01:03:17,246
Good for you.
855
01:03:18,081 --> 01:03:19,445
Yeah.
856
01:03:35,595 --> 01:03:39,724
- My name is Felix, I'll be your server.
- Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas.
857
01:03:39,898 --> 01:03:42,127
Oh, no, I'm not drinking.
Just bottled water.
858
01:03:42,299 --> 01:03:44,528
- I'll drink hers.
- May I have your room numbers?
859
01:03:45,969 --> 01:03:49,904
We're staying in one of the private houses.
Uh, number 3.
860
01:03:50,505 --> 01:03:51,665
Very good, Mrs. Preston.
861
01:03:56,510 --> 01:03:58,170
That was like taking a bullet.
862
01:04:03,415 --> 01:04:06,178
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
863
01:04:12,522 --> 01:04:14,989
- Will I ever laugh again?
- Yes.
864
01:04:15,157 --> 01:04:18,853
- When?
- When something is really, really funny.
865
01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:25,629
Thank God for that mariachi band
or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts.
866
01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:29,566
Fabulous. And keep them coming.
867
01:04:31,203 --> 01:04:32,568
Thanks.
868
01:04:38,309 --> 01:04:39,741
Thank you.
869
01:04:45,781 --> 01:04:48,510
He couldn't get out of the car.
870
01:04:48,983 --> 01:04:52,418
After 10 years
of what he already put me through...
871
01:04:52,586 --> 01:04:56,749
...he couldn't make the effort
and get out of the car.
872
01:04:57,056 --> 01:04:58,887
I made the effort.
873
01:04:59,058 --> 01:05:00,854
I put a bird on my head.
874
01:05:01,026 --> 01:05:02,550
- Is that what that was?
- Yeah.
875
01:05:02,727 --> 01:05:05,251
- I thought it was feathers.
- It was a bird.
876
01:05:05,429 --> 01:05:08,762
- It was beautiful.
- Beautiful.
877
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:11,292
He's a bad guy.
878
01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:14,562
Always was.
879
01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:18,637
- Bad guys do bad things.
- And good guys do bad things.
880
01:05:18,806 --> 01:05:21,741
The good guys screw you
and the bad guys screw you.
881
01:05:21,909 --> 01:05:24,044
The rest of them
don't know how to screw you.
882
01:05:24,144 --> 01:05:25,920
- Trust me, I've done the legwork.
- After everything I know...
883
01:05:27,475 --> 01:05:30,334
The good guys screw you
and the bad guys screw you.
884
01:05:30,498 --> 01:05:32,577
The rest of them
don't know how to screw you.
885
01:05:32,675 --> 01:05:34,016
- Trust me, I've done the legwork.
- After everything I know...
886
01:05:35,654 --> 01:05:40,048
...after 20 years of
everything we've learned...
887
01:05:40,216 --> 01:05:44,108
...I threw it all away for the thrill of
putting his name on the honeymoon suite.
888
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,835
If I met me now, I wouldn't know me.
889
01:05:49,304 --> 01:05:51,766
As long as we're going down this road...
890
01:05:51,934 --> 01:05:56,384
...I can't believe
that my life revolves around a man.
891
01:05:56,562 --> 01:05:58,889
On what planet
did I allow that to happen?
892
01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:00,116
But you love him.
893
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,980
Does that mean saying his name
50 times more a day than I say my own?
894
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,546
Does it mean worrying about him
and his needs before me and mine?
895
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:11,076
Is it all about the other person?
Is that love?
896
01:06:11,245 --> 01:06:14,605
- No, that's marriage.
- Even this ring.
897
01:06:14,775 --> 01:06:16,261
I wanted to buy this for myself.
898
01:06:16,438 --> 01:06:18,698
That meant something to me,
to be able to do that.
899
01:06:18,869 --> 01:06:22,457
- And then he buys it for me.
- Because he knew how much you loved it.
900
01:06:22,632 --> 01:06:26,558
Yes, but now every time I look down at it,
I see him not me.
901
01:06:28,891 --> 01:06:31,410
- Is every...?
- We'll take another round.
902
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,740
- Another?
- Relax. We're on vacation.
903
01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:36,677
Technically, we're on my honeymoon.
904
01:06:36,848 --> 01:06:39,743
No, I think we're on their honeymoon.
905
01:06:41,276 --> 01:06:43,671
Yeah, it's all so hot three days in.
906
01:06:50,865 --> 01:06:54,309
"Mailbox full." Yeah, I'll bet it is.
907
01:06:54,484 --> 01:06:56,750
- There's no time like the present.
- No.
908
01:06:57,642 --> 01:06:59,449
I'm not ready to face it all yet.
909
01:07:00,175 --> 01:07:03,363
Hey. I'm going for a run
and then to the gym for Pilates.
910
01:07:03,533 --> 01:07:05,530
Anybody wanna...?
911
01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:09,022
- Hi.
- Hey, good news.
912
01:07:09,191 --> 01:07:11,222
I got an e-mail
from your buyer's attorney.
913
01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:14,941
They're willing to sell you back
your old apartment at the escalated price...
914
01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:17,941
...and "are willing to vacate
by the time you return...
915
01:07:18,108 --> 01:07:20,105
...pending an additional financial offer."
916
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,892
Well, apparently you can go home again,
but it'll cost you.
917
01:07:24,063 --> 01:07:26,721
- Let's work on getting your things there.
- Wow...
918
01:07:27,124 --> 01:07:29,749
...you two could rule the world.
919
01:07:30,448 --> 01:07:32,937
After her workout,
Charlotte couldn't help but think...
920
01:07:33,111 --> 01:07:34,985
... how truly blessed she was.
921
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:38,831
This week had made her feel more grateful
than ever for her happy marriage.
922
01:07:39,002 --> 01:07:43,242
And just for a second, while picturing
her loved ones at home in New York...
923
01:07:43,411 --> 01:07:47,551
... she forgot where she was
and opened her mouth.
924
01:08:11,011 --> 01:08:12,018
Hello, miss.
925
01:08:16,127 --> 01:08:18,285
- Have you had that happen?
- Not recently.
926
01:08:18,456 --> 01:08:20,155
Sweetie, what's...?
927
01:08:20,325 --> 01:08:22,192
It's locked, she's mopping.
928
01:08:22,358 --> 01:08:23,922
Try the...
929
01:08:32,654 --> 01:08:35,013
- Did you just...?
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!
930
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:37,138
And just like that...
931
01:08:37,311 --> 01:08:39,336
... Charlotte "Poughkeepsied"
in her pants.
932
01:08:41,509 --> 01:08:44,976
Oh, my God.
933
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,738
Miranda was right.
934
01:08:49,904 --> 01:08:54,690
When something was really,
really funny, I laughed.
935
01:08:55,709 --> 01:08:57,610
Oh, my God.
936
01:09:23,486 --> 01:09:28,495
Received Saturday,
September 20th, 12:30 p.m.
937
01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:32,045
Carrie, call me.
I need to talk to you before...
938
01:10:25,332 --> 01:10:29,105
There was no better time I could think of
to hire an assistant.
939
01:10:29,269 --> 01:10:32,642
Um, no. I do not lift boxes.
940
01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:37,758
Yeah, definitely, no.
I would love a career in fashion.
941
01:10:37,925 --> 01:10:39,845
Oh.
942
01:10:40,855 --> 01:10:42,674
This is not nonfat.
943
01:10:43,001 --> 01:10:44,399
Oh.
944
01:10:44,564 --> 01:10:48,492
I love your books. Your shit's brilliant.
945
01:10:48,664 --> 01:10:50,216
Cathy?
946
01:10:51,203 --> 01:10:53,831
- You seem drunk.
- Little bit.
947
01:10:54,002 --> 01:10:55,787
Never made it to bed last night.
948
01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,262
But I type like a motherfucker!
949
01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:00,370
I have a degree in finance
from Princeton...
950
01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:03,138
...and I've been assistant to a V.P.
at Merrill Lynch.
951
01:11:03,308 --> 01:11:08,311
That's impressive. And, Paul,
why do you think you're right for this job?
952
01:11:17,942 --> 01:11:22,573
- So you're from St. Louis?
- That's right. Louise from St. Louis.
953
01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:24,631
And you have a degree
in computer science?
954
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,769
- Yes, that's correct.
- Well, good for you. I can barely text.
955
01:11:29,802 --> 01:11:33,472
- Have you ever been a personal assistant?
- No, but I'm the oldest of six kids...
956
01:11:33,643 --> 01:11:35,825
...so I'm sure I can handle
anything you got.
957
01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:38,809
- Wow. Six kids, what's that like?
- Crowded.
958
01:11:39,244 --> 01:11:42,349
I had to move to New York just to
get some room. Where did I end up?
959
01:11:42,525 --> 01:11:45,132
In a one-bedroom apartment
with three roommates.
960
01:11:45,639 --> 01:11:48,778
Well, aside from the space issue,
why'd you move to New York?
961
01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:51,959
To fall in love.
962
01:11:53,490 --> 01:11:56,833
- What? That's corny, right?
- No.
963
01:11:57,001 --> 01:12:00,931
No, no, it's... It's just very honest.
964
01:12:01,971 --> 01:12:06,137
I don't think that I've heard
anybody say that in a very long time.
965
01:12:06,675 --> 01:12:07,997
Well...
966
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,231
So Louise from St. Louis,
I just have one more question.
967
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,417
Okay.
968
01:12:14,627 --> 01:12:16,942
How does an unemployed girl
with three roommates...
969
01:12:17,112 --> 01:12:19,619
...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley
Louis Vuitton bag?
970
01:12:19,995 --> 01:12:23,612
It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal?
It's like Netflix for purses.
971
01:12:24,282 --> 01:12:27,890
- How can I not know about this?
- Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up.
972
01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:36,633
And did she hook me up.
973
01:12:37,173 --> 01:12:41,144
Hi. This is Louise.
I'm calling for Carrie Bradshaw.
974
01:12:41,787 --> 01:12:45,825
Yes, she received your invitation,
but she will be unable to attend.
975
01:12:46,001 --> 01:12:47,618
Thank you.
976
01:12:51,673 --> 01:12:53,722
Put that over there.
977
01:12:54,827 --> 01:12:56,682
After only three days...
978
01:12:56,852 --> 01:13:01,457
... I began to think of her
as Saint Louise from St. Louis.
979
01:13:02,194 --> 01:13:04,379
Ain't nothing in there for you.
980
01:13:05,279 --> 01:13:08,358
And as I moved back
into my old apartment...
981
01:13:08,534 --> 01:13:11,486
... Miranda searched for a new one,
downtown.
982
01:13:11,651 --> 01:13:14,605
- You see the Chinese writing?
- Yeah.
983
01:13:14,771 --> 01:13:17,984
New York magazine says this is
the new up-and-coming neighborhood.
984
01:13:18,951 --> 01:13:21,927
- Okay, maybe down that way?
- Maybe you come home.
985
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,014
Look, white guy with a baby.
986
01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:29,826
Wherever he's going,
that's where we need to be.
987
01:13:30,601 --> 01:13:32,082
Come on.
988
01:13:33,123 --> 01:13:37,229
I lived here before.
It used to be all-Ukrainian area.
989
01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:38,455
Mm-hm.
990
01:13:38,630 --> 01:13:40,316
A U-Haul.
991
01:13:41,053 --> 01:13:41,631
Coming or going?
992
01:13:42,429 --> 01:13:45,265
- Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out.
- Okay.
993
01:13:45,426 --> 01:13:46,342
Wait down here, okay?
994
01:13:46,508 --> 01:13:51,322
And there in old Ukrainia,
Miranda found her new apartment.
995
01:13:52,904 --> 01:13:55,752
"And there they remained
for the rest of their days...
996
01:13:55,945 --> 01:13:58,244
...for the birds
were constantly on guard...
997
01:13:58,450 --> 01:14:02,413
...and the women could not so much
as step one foot out the door.
998
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,831
And Cinderella and the prince
lived happily ever after."
999
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:09,166
You know that this is just a fairy tale,
right, sweetheart?
1000
01:14:09,347 --> 01:14:12,714
I mean, things don't always
happen like this in real life.
1001
01:14:13,393 --> 01:14:17,734
- I just think you should know that now.
- Again.
1002
01:14:18,919 --> 01:14:20,766
And another one bites the dust.
1003
01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,949
- Hi.
- Hi.
1004
01:14:23,432 --> 01:14:25,421
Mommy's home.
1005
01:14:26,026 --> 01:14:28,452
Thanks for watching Lily
while I went to the doctor.
1006
01:14:28,621 --> 01:14:32,759
- Oh, sure. Everything okay?
- Mm-hm.
1007
01:14:33,475 --> 01:14:37,416
- I'm pregnant.
- How?
1008
01:14:37,586 --> 01:14:42,297
You know how people always say
that when you stop trying, it can happen?
1009
01:14:42,471 --> 01:14:45,838
And my doctor says that she knows
other couples who have adopted...
1010
01:14:46,010 --> 01:14:48,192
...and then they get pregnant.
1011
01:14:48,842 --> 01:14:52,173
- Sweetie.
- Carrie, I'm pregnant.
1012
01:14:53,996 --> 01:14:57,937
I guess in certain houses,
fairy tales do come true.
1013
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,517
Oh, that was really hot.
1014
01:15:03,904 --> 01:15:10,000
- You seem kind of distant.
- Distant? You're still in me.
1015
01:15:15,877 --> 01:15:20,405
- Do you wanna talk about it?
- When have I ever wanted to talk about it?
1016
01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:24,018
Okay. I'll talk about it.
1017
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,483
Your best friends got screwed over
by their guys.
1018
01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:29,089
How could you not be distant?
1019
01:15:30,892 --> 01:15:33,087
It's more than that.
1020
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:39,030
Lately, I haven't been feeling
a connection to...
1021
01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,331
- What, me?
- No.
1022
01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:47,274
To it, here. I have no real connection
to our life here.
1023
01:15:47,442 --> 01:15:50,138
What life here? Seriously.
1024
01:15:50,312 --> 01:15:51,609
All I do is work...
1025
01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:54,180
...and you run off to New York
every chance you get.
1026
01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:58,615
Well, not every chance I get.
Only for the A-list things.
1027
01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:01,881
And my managing you, it's...
It's getting to be too much.
1028
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:03,786
I'm starting to resent it.
1029
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:06,552
For the last two years,
it's been all about you.
1030
01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:09,856
Well, for the first three years,
it was all about you.
1031
01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:13,159
I know. That was so much more fun.
1032
01:16:13,935 --> 01:16:16,836
Carrie Bradshaw's web page is a mess.
1033
01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:19,132
Interesting. So is Carrie Bradshaw.
1034
01:16:20,342 --> 01:16:24,904
Hey, when are we gonna get to the really
important stuff, like unpacking my closet?
1035
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:28,015
One thing at a time. You ever gonna
answer any of these e-mails?
1036
01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:29,741
- Yes.
- When?
1037
01:16:30,952 --> 01:16:32,715
- Now?
- Okay.
1038
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:36,414
- Well, I'll read and you tell me what to do.
- Okay.
1039
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:41,160
Who's john@jjpny.com?
1040
01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:45,657
Oh, shit. That's him, right?
1041
01:16:58,079 --> 01:16:59,103
Delete.
1042
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:04,916
And isn't there some cyberspace place
that you can send those...
1043
01:17:05,086 --> 01:17:08,487
...so that I never have to see
an e-mail from him ever again?
1044
01:17:09,457 --> 01:17:11,186
Do that, please.
1045
01:17:13,361 --> 01:17:15,886
You sure you wanna end
all communication with him?
1046
01:17:16,064 --> 01:17:17,531
Mm-hm.
1047
01:17:21,636 --> 01:17:24,002
Okay. Great.
1048
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,406
I can't believe you're even dressing up.
1049
01:17:28,576 --> 01:17:32,068
All the parents in Brady's school
dress up. It's fun.
1050
01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:36,411
Fun thought up by a group of non-working
mothers with nothing else to do all day.
1051
01:17:36,584 --> 01:17:41,578
All right, what do they got?
Witch and sexy kitten.
1052
01:17:41,756 --> 01:17:46,090
That's it. The only two choices
for women, witch and sexy kitten.
1053
01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:48,354
You just said a mouthful there, sister.
1054
01:17:48,530 --> 01:17:52,728
Maybe I should wear this and
a briefcase, and go as myself.
1055
01:17:53,701 --> 01:17:55,931
I got an e-mail from Big.
1056
01:17:56,538 --> 01:17:58,267
"I don't know what to say."
1057
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:03,377
- Uh, then don't send an e-mail.
- What were you expecting?
1058
01:18:04,145 --> 01:18:07,512
And in the subject box, two words:
1059
01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:10,947
- "I'm sorry."
- Ugh.
1060
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,446
Steve is all about the "I'm sorry."
1061
01:18:13,621 --> 01:18:16,351
"I'm sorry" e-mails,
"I'm sorry" voice mails...
1062
01:18:16,524 --> 01:18:19,049
..."I'm sorry" flowers, "I'm sorry" cards.
1063
01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:23,163
How about, don't do anything
to be "I'm sorry" for?
1064
01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,697
Well, maybe he's sorry.
1065
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:28,199
Well, maybe so is Big.
1066
01:18:28,536 --> 01:18:29,764
Point taken.
1067
01:18:32,173 --> 01:18:33,663
Hey, you're scaring the women.
1068
01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:37,642
It's gonna take a little more than that
to scare me after what I've been through.
1069
01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:42,809
I still cannot believe this happened to me.
I mean, I... I know it happened.
1070
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:48,115
But I just... I can't believe it happened.
1071
01:18:49,457 --> 01:18:55,327
I lay awake at night going over
every detail of that last week in my head.
1072
01:18:56,130 --> 01:19:01,568
Carrie, there's a detail about that last week
I've been meaning to tell you.
1073
01:19:01,736 --> 01:19:04,830
- At the rehearsal dinner...
- And then I saw it.
1074
01:19:05,006 --> 01:19:09,306
The only thing scary enough to scare me
after what I'd been through.
1075
01:19:09,477 --> 01:19:12,378
You look great.
You look amazing. So that's the worst of it.
1076
01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:13,741
Wait, wait, wait.
1077
01:19:15,116 --> 01:19:17,175
What does it say there
in the editor's note?
1078
01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:20,583
"The wedding of Carrie Bradshaw
and John James Preston was canceled...
1079
01:19:20,755 --> 01:19:23,952
...as this issue went to press.
Bradshaw is..."
1080
01:19:26,194 --> 01:19:28,389
Bradshaw is what?
1081
01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:30,855
Wait...
1082
01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:37,094
"Bradshaw is still single
and living in New York City."
1083
01:19:44,546 --> 01:19:46,741
I didn't wanna buy it...
1084
01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:49,509
... but I figured it was
one less Vogue in New York.
1085
01:20:10,672 --> 01:20:12,071
Louise.
1086
01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:17,638
Oh, my Lord. I didn't even recognize you.
1087
01:20:17,812 --> 01:20:20,679
That's the point. My head's
in the Witness Protection Program.
1088
01:20:20,848 --> 01:20:22,907
I'm feeling that look on you though.
1089
01:20:23,084 --> 01:20:27,714
- And I am feeling that Chanel on you.
- Mine till Tuesday.
1090
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:33,292
- All right, so...
- Here. Time to rejoin the world.
1091
01:20:33,461 --> 01:20:35,292
Already?
1092
01:20:37,131 --> 01:20:42,592
- Your new number, area code 347-85...
- Ho... Ho... Hold it.
1093
01:20:42,870 --> 01:20:44,531
347?
1094
01:20:44,706 --> 01:20:48,437
Oh, no. No, I'm a 917 gal,
always have been.
1095
01:20:48,743 --> 01:20:51,610
I tried. It's no longer available.
1096
01:20:51,779 --> 01:20:53,406
Now you're 347.
1097
01:20:53,681 --> 01:20:54,909
Samantha Jones.
1098
01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:58,348
Carrie Bradshaw. Or I used to be.
1099
01:20:58,519 --> 01:20:59,747
Talk to me.
1100
01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:04,121
I'm a 347 area code. How awful is that?
1101
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:06,260
347 is the new New York.
1102
01:21:06,427 --> 01:21:10,488
Well, I want the old New York
with my old 917 and my old will to live.
1103
01:21:10,665 --> 01:21:14,431
Old New York, new New York.
Honey, at least it's New York.
1104
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:17,764
Another hard thing about being in L. A:
1105
01:21:18,072 --> 01:21:20,131
My sex-on-a-stick next-door neighbor.
1106
01:21:20,308 --> 01:21:22,833
- I can't stop looking at him.
- Looking?
1107
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:28,176
Just looking. After seeing Steve's face
at the rehearsal dinner, I could never...
1108
01:21:29,183 --> 01:21:32,209
Oh, but you should see this guy.
Every night...
1109
01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:35,015
...sex with a different partner. He's like...
1110
01:21:35,923 --> 01:21:40,360
...me five years ago.
- Yeah. When I was a 917.
1111
01:21:40,528 --> 01:21:43,622
I mean, what's the point
of having a hot guy next door...
1112
01:21:43,798 --> 01:21:46,392
... if you can't have sex with him?
1113
01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:50,367
We agreed that no one else from the show
but Smith was going to be on the cover.
1114
01:21:51,639 --> 01:21:53,698
Well, get back to me.
1115
01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:00,371
Hey.
1116
01:22:28,643 --> 01:22:32,079
And in an effort to stay out of the house
and out of trouble...
1117
01:22:32,246 --> 01:22:34,771
... Samantha went shopping.
1118
01:22:37,852 --> 01:22:39,251
Rescue a puppy today?
1119
01:22:47,261 --> 01:22:51,823
- She needs a good home. Interested?
- No.
1120
01:22:51,999 --> 01:22:55,901
And just as Samantha convinced herself
that the dog wasn't for her...
1121
01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:02,801
She's been fixed,
but she hasn't lost the urge.
1122
01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:14,944
And because Samantha
couldn't get off...
1123
01:23:15,356 --> 01:23:17,756
... she got things.
1124
01:23:30,104 --> 01:23:33,301
What would happen if these
were to magically disappear?
1125
01:23:33,474 --> 01:23:37,467
- Yeah, I know where you live.
- For a pair like this, I could move.
1126
01:23:38,012 --> 01:23:40,674
Wait, Carrie, not that one.
1127
01:23:46,454 --> 01:23:48,149
Do you want me to get rid of it?
1128
01:23:50,124 --> 01:23:51,751
No.
1129
01:23:52,627 --> 01:23:54,458
No, it's too beautiful.
1130
01:23:56,297 --> 01:23:57,821
I'll just...
1131
01:23:58,032 --> 01:24:00,899
...bury it deep in the back...
1132
01:24:01,068 --> 01:24:03,195
...like I did my feelings.
1133
01:24:04,405 --> 01:24:07,863
- Do you miss him?
- Every day.
1134
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,235
It's weird...
1135
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,705
...I haven't cried very much at all.
1136
01:24:14,982 --> 01:24:16,847
I don't know, maybe...
1137
01:24:17,585 --> 01:24:21,282
Maybe you're only allotted
a certain amount of tears per man...
1138
01:24:21,455 --> 01:24:23,355
...and I used mine up.
1139
01:24:23,524 --> 01:24:25,856
Yeah, I know how you feel.
1140
01:24:26,027 --> 01:24:29,519
Because my St. Louis boyfriend
broke up with me last year...
1141
01:24:29,831 --> 01:24:31,628
...and I miss him all the time.
1142
01:24:32,033 --> 01:24:36,868
Suddenly, it dawned on me. There
were two broken hearts in my walk-in.
1143
01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:43,702
Louise, we need a cocktail.
Grab your rental.
1144
01:24:44,545 --> 01:24:47,207
And it threw me so hard.
1145
01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:50,379
Because, you know, I thought Will...
1146
01:24:50,551 --> 01:24:52,246
That's his name.
1147
01:24:52,687 --> 01:24:56,987
- I thought he was the love of my life.
- Well, what happened?
1148
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:01,417
He said he loved me and all,
but he didn't think that I was the one.
1149
01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:07,732
That shit hurt. But, you know, whatever.
1150
01:25:07,902 --> 01:25:10,871
- I'm not gonna give up on love.
- Good.
1151
01:25:11,038 --> 01:25:13,370
Love is the thing, you know.
1152
01:25:16,177 --> 01:25:17,201
You see that?
1153
01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:22,247
That's love.
And I'm bringing it to me all day long.
1154
01:25:24,185 --> 01:25:25,777
Excuse me.
1155
01:25:30,725 --> 01:25:34,422
Oh, I remember that smile.
Who's the guy?
1156
01:25:34,595 --> 01:25:37,758
Someone I just met.
He wants me to meet him for drinks.
1157
01:25:37,932 --> 01:25:40,958
At 11:30? Oh, that's a booty call.
1158
01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:44,696
No, it's not.
He's a waiter, he just got off work.
1159
01:25:44,872 --> 01:25:49,104
Louise. Now, I may not get texts,
I may not send texts, but trust me.
1160
01:25:49,277 --> 01:25:52,474
The subtext of that text? Booty.
1161
01:25:53,681 --> 01:25:56,673
But if he meets me,
then it's not a booty call, right?
1162
01:25:58,853 --> 01:26:02,516
All right, then. Enjoy yourself.
1163
01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:04,419
That's what your 20s are for.
1164
01:26:05,092 --> 01:26:07,390
Your 30s are to learn the lessons.
1165
01:26:07,561 --> 01:26:10,155
Your 40s are to pay for the drinks.
1166
01:26:10,731 --> 01:26:14,462
Well, in that case, I'll take another one.
1167
01:26:17,116 --> 01:26:18,242
It's all about the desk.
1168
01:26:18,417 --> 01:26:21,443
If I find the desk, the writing will come.
And it better come...
1169
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:25,681
...because I'm using my new book advance
to pay the fancy decorator.
1170
01:26:26,992 --> 01:26:31,793
I think it is so great that you're
redoing your entire apartment.
1171
01:26:31,964 --> 01:26:34,398
Yeah, well, out with the old and...
1172
01:26:34,567 --> 01:26:38,128
...oh, in with the overpriced.
1173
01:26:41,173 --> 01:26:45,974
Hey. Harry called me and
mentioned that you're not running.
1174
01:26:46,178 --> 01:26:50,547
- Why'd he do that?
- Because he loves you and he's concerned.
1175
01:26:50,716 --> 01:26:52,843
There's nothing to be concerned about.
1176
01:26:53,018 --> 01:26:57,751
Well, did...? Did the doctor say
that it's not safe or something?
1177
01:26:58,624 --> 01:27:01,684
No. She said because
I'm already a runner, it's fine.
1178
01:27:02,795 --> 01:27:04,422
So then, why are you not...?
1179
01:27:04,597 --> 01:27:06,861
Because I'm afraid
something bad is gonna happen.
1180
01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:10,866
- It's a miracle I'm even pregnant.
- Okay.
1181
01:27:12,004 --> 01:27:14,802
I have everything I ever wanted.
1182
01:27:14,974 --> 01:27:17,340
I am so happy that I'm terrified.
1183
01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:22,836
Nobody gets everything that they want.
Look at you. Look at Miranda.
1184
01:27:23,616 --> 01:27:26,016
You're good people
and look at what happened to you.
1185
01:27:26,185 --> 01:27:28,483
Of course something bad
is gonna happen to me.
1186
01:27:30,535 --> 01:27:32,936
You're good people
and look at what happened to you.
1187
01:27:33,105 --> 01:27:35,405
Of course something bad
is gonna happen to me.
1188
01:27:35,576 --> 01:27:37,135
Sweetie...
1189
01:27:37,312 --> 01:27:40,010
...you shit your pants this year.
1190
01:27:40,184 --> 01:27:41,311
Maybe you're done.
1191
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,624
You run every day, that's what you do.
1192
01:27:48,798 --> 01:27:52,668
You can't stop being who you are
because you're afraid, right?
1193
01:27:54,508 --> 01:27:55,806
All right.
1194
01:27:56,211 --> 01:27:59,580
Okay. Here we go.
1195
01:28:01,419 --> 01:28:03,081
Okay.
1196
01:28:07,429 --> 01:28:10,560
And as the last
of the autumn leaves fell away...
1197
01:28:10,735 --> 01:28:13,170
... so did Charlotte's fear.
1198
01:28:15,309 --> 01:28:20,579
By the time the first snow fell,
Charlotte got her stride back.
1199
01:28:27,963 --> 01:28:31,629
Are you sure you don't want me
to R.S.V.P. to any of these holiday parties?
1200
01:28:31,803 --> 01:28:34,433
No, I am perfectly happy
spending time alone.
1201
01:28:34,608 --> 01:28:36,941
You sure?
Because this looks like a good one.
1202
01:28:37,112 --> 01:28:40,380
Go. Seriously,
you're gonna miss your plane, go.
1203
01:28:40,785 --> 01:28:44,621
Okay. But first...
1204
01:28:47,596 --> 01:28:49,828
Merry Christmas.
1205
01:28:51,936 --> 01:28:55,500
- You didn't have to.
- It's just something silly.
1206
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,314
Oh.
1207
01:28:59,850 --> 01:29:03,344
- Oh, Louise from St. Louis.
- You said you never saw it.
1208
01:29:03,523 --> 01:29:05,925
Well, jeez.
1209
01:29:06,094 --> 01:29:08,029
Now I feel bad.
1210
01:29:08,197 --> 01:29:11,727
If I had known
we were exchanging gifts...
1211
01:29:15,509 --> 01:29:18,344
...I would have bought you one
two weeks ago...
1212
01:29:18,514 --> 01:29:21,076
...and hidden it here.
1213
01:29:24,558 --> 01:29:29,191
- That is not what I think it is.
- I don't know, open it.
1214
01:29:42,154 --> 01:29:44,020
Oh, my God.
1215
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,419
My very own Louis Vuitton?
1216
01:29:46,595 --> 01:29:49,430
That's right. No more rental for you.
1217
01:29:49,967 --> 01:29:52,870
Look who's home from the big city.
1218
01:29:54,508 --> 01:29:57,708
It was the best money I'd ever spent.
1219
01:29:58,381 --> 01:30:01,511
New Year's Eve and a cup of noodles.
1220
01:30:11,233 --> 01:30:13,667
So you remember
what you're gonna say at midnight?
1221
01:30:13,836 --> 01:30:16,999
- Happy New Year.
- Yeah.
1222
01:30:17,172 --> 01:30:19,970
Except you're gonna say it
much more excited than that.
1223
01:30:20,142 --> 01:30:25,444
- You're gonna say, "Happy New Year!"
- Happy New Year.
1224
01:30:25,614 --> 01:30:30,176
Yeah. And you say that
and then you kiss.
1225
01:30:38,026 --> 01:30:39,550
All right.
1226
01:30:40,229 --> 01:30:42,220
All ready to go, B-boy?
1227
01:30:42,397 --> 01:30:45,389
Did you remember to pack
the Batman that Santa brought you?
1228
01:30:45,567 --> 01:30:46,932
I think it's in the kitchen.
1229
01:30:47,102 --> 01:30:49,195
Oh, you gotta have the new Batman, huh?
1230
01:30:57,079 --> 01:30:59,274
You got plans with the girls?
1231
01:30:59,448 --> 01:31:00,745
Um...
1232
01:31:00,916 --> 01:31:03,783
We're all kind of staying in tonight.
1233
01:31:05,654 --> 01:31:08,646
Would you like to
come out and eat with us?
1234
01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:13,223
We could go someplace
on your side of the bridge.
1235
01:31:13,395 --> 01:31:16,228
No. Thank you.
1236
01:31:20,369 --> 01:31:23,202
Miranda, I never meant to hurt you.
1237
01:31:30,412 --> 01:31:33,745
Batman.
- Oh, there he is. Batman.
1238
01:31:33,916 --> 01:31:35,543
- Okay.
- Okay.
1239
01:31:35,717 --> 01:31:37,378
- Put your hat on.
- Yeah.
1240
01:31:37,553 --> 01:31:40,579
- It's snowing out.
- Here you go.
1241
01:31:40,756 --> 01:31:43,486
- I'm gonna bring Batman.
- Okay.
1242
01:31:43,659 --> 01:31:45,388
Happy New Year.
1243
01:31:46,228 --> 01:31:47,490
Happy New Year.
1244
01:31:48,697 --> 01:31:49,857
Kiss.
1245
01:32:00,776 --> 01:32:03,074
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
1246
01:32:06,048 --> 01:32:07,948
This is my new...
1247
01:32:10,752 --> 01:32:12,549
You know what we're gonna do?
1248
01:32:12,721 --> 01:32:15,918
We're gonna light a firecracker
at midnight.
1249
01:33:25,694 --> 01:33:27,628
- Hello?
- So I thought...
1250
01:33:27,796 --> 01:33:29,889
...that one of the perks
of having a family...
1251
01:33:30,065 --> 01:33:33,796
...was that you didn't have to spend
New Year's Eve alone with Chinese food.
1252
01:33:33,969 --> 01:33:36,460
I am alone with Chinese food.
1253
01:33:37,306 --> 01:33:41,003
- I was asleep.
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
1254
01:33:41,176 --> 01:33:44,907
No, no, that's okay. Where's Brady?
1255
01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:48,777
- It's Steve's night.
- Oh. Right.
1256
01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:53,717
- Don't wake up. Go... Go back to sleep.
- No, it's okay.
1257
01:33:53,889 --> 01:33:56,357
- You all right?
- I'm fine.
1258
01:33:56,525 --> 01:33:58,584
I got all choked up...
1259
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:02,287
...watching stupid New Year's Eve stuff
alone on TV.
1260
01:34:02,464 --> 01:34:06,298
- You want me to come over?
- I'm all the way downtown.
1261
01:34:06,468 --> 01:34:09,130
No, I can... You know, I can...
I grab a cab.
1262
01:34:10,138 --> 01:34:13,904
On New Year's? No way.
I'm... I'm... I'm fine.
1263
01:34:14,076 --> 01:34:16,476
Really. I just...
I just wanted to talk a little.
1264
01:34:16,645 --> 01:34:20,240
Go back to sleep. I'll...
I'll see you next year.
1265
01:34:20,716 --> 01:34:23,116
- Good night.
- Good night.
1266
01:35:01,123 --> 01:35:02,613
Good one.
1267
01:35:08,697 --> 01:35:11,291
- It's almost time.
- Champagne?
1268
01:35:21,576 --> 01:35:24,477
Oh, my God. Thank God you're here.
1269
01:36:57,772 --> 01:37:00,366
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
1270
01:37:00,742 --> 01:37:02,676
You're not alone.
1271
01:37:06,882 --> 01:37:09,783
Happy New Year.
1272
01:37:54,663 --> 01:37:56,824
- A young child that perhaps they've...
- Oh!
1273
01:37:56,998 --> 01:37:58,863
- Hey, easy there, girl.
- You all right?
1274
01:37:59,034 --> 01:38:00,058
Yeah. Thanks.
1275
01:38:00,235 --> 01:38:03,432
Three months driving in L.A.
and I forgot how to use my fucking legs.
1276
01:38:03,605 --> 01:38:05,368
Every spring, the women of New York...
1277
01:38:05,540 --> 01:38:09,943
... leave the foolish choices of their past
behind and look forward to the future.
1278
01:38:10,111 --> 01:38:12,306
This is known as Fashion Week.
1279
01:38:12,547 --> 01:38:14,515
Excuse me. Hi.
1280
01:38:15,483 --> 01:38:17,110
Oh, there we are.
1281
01:38:17,719 --> 01:38:21,655
- We're in the front row?
- I had to pull some strings.
1282
01:38:22,190 --> 01:38:24,249
- Very nice.
- I should go thank them.
1283
01:38:24,426 --> 01:38:28,419
Decide where we're gonna go for lunch
and I'll make a call. It's just like old times.
1284
01:38:29,030 --> 01:38:31,521
So this is what you all
spent your Saturdays doing...
1285
01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:34,498
...while I was with Brady and Steve
at the Brooklyn Aquarium?
1286
01:38:35,170 --> 01:38:37,001
Well...
1287
01:38:37,272 --> 01:38:39,467
...not every Saturday.
1288
01:38:39,641 --> 01:38:43,839
Just so you know, we always had
front row at the mammal show.
1289
01:38:44,946 --> 01:38:47,073
Steve does the funniest
dolphin impression.
1290
01:38:47,248 --> 01:38:51,116
Actually, it's more Steve as a dolphin.
1291
01:38:56,491 --> 01:38:58,288
You really can't forgive him?
1292
01:38:59,594 --> 01:39:01,186
Are you suggesting something?
1293
01:39:02,163 --> 01:39:05,030
I like Steve. I always liked Steve.
1294
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:08,829
He's apologized 100 times.
He's not seeing anyone else.
1295
01:39:09,004 --> 01:39:10,028
What's it gonna take?
1296
01:39:10,405 --> 01:39:12,498
Are you also suggesting
that she forgive Big?
1297
01:39:12,674 --> 01:39:16,838
No. I could kill Big.
1298
01:39:17,278 --> 01:39:19,678
Sometimes when I'm running...
1299
01:39:19,981 --> 01:39:24,281
...I imagine what I would say to him
if I ever saw him again.
1300
01:39:24,452 --> 01:39:27,478
I have the perfect opening line.
1301
01:39:27,656 --> 01:39:29,624
Do you wanna hear it?
1302
01:39:30,458 --> 01:39:32,585
Uh, yeah.
1303
01:39:33,828 --> 01:39:36,854
I curse the day you were born.
1304
01:39:38,166 --> 01:39:41,693
That's impressive. You better work up
a hand gesture to go with it.
1305
01:39:52,553 --> 01:39:54,514
I didn't know if it was the fashion...
1306
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:57,467
... or the fact that the four of us
were together again...
1307
01:39:57,638 --> 01:40:00,357
... but for the first time in a long time...
1308
01:40:00,530 --> 01:40:02,920
... I felt like myself.
1309
01:40:33,864 --> 01:40:38,250
Well, let's get a cab, okay?
I'm absolutely starving. I don't know what...
1310
01:40:38,418 --> 01:40:40,004
Fur is murder!
1311
01:40:40,179 --> 01:40:43,602
Murder! Murder!
1312
01:40:43,769 --> 01:40:47,950
- Murder! Murder!
- God, I miss New York.
1313
01:40:50,714 --> 01:40:55,564
And a couple of weeks later, I met
Saint Louise's St. Louis boyfriend, Will.
1314
01:40:55,734 --> 01:40:58,521
Over Christmas, they realized
how much they loved each other.
1315
01:40:58,691 --> 01:41:00,345
- I'm Carrie.
- Will.
1316
01:41:00,918 --> 01:41:03,173
Just in time for Valentine's Day.
1317
01:41:28,935 --> 01:41:29,955
Hello?
1318
01:41:30,132 --> 01:41:33,451
I'm calling to make sure that you
aren't hanging from your shower rod.
1319
01:41:34,253 --> 01:41:38,038
- You called about an hour too early.
- So, what's the V-Day plan?
1320
01:41:38,208 --> 01:41:41,721
Well, Miranda and I are going to dinner...
1321
01:41:41,897 --> 01:41:44,288
...and then a very violent slasher movie.
1322
01:41:44,456 --> 01:41:46,042
- Perfect.
- You?
1323
01:41:46,417 --> 01:41:49,635
I'm making Smith sushi.
Pause for reaction.
1324
01:41:49,807 --> 01:41:51,664
Wow, you do that?
1325
01:41:51,834 --> 01:41:54,190
We took a class a while back.
1326
01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:56,478
And when he comes in that door
at 7:30...
1327
01:41:56,654 --> 01:42:00,631
...I'm going to surprise him by
laying naked on the dining-room table...
1328
01:42:00,807 --> 01:42:03,130
...covered with homemade sushi.
1329
01:42:03,300 --> 01:42:05,815
Boy, you do have time on your hands.
1330
01:42:06,259 --> 01:42:08,083
So, what else is new?
1331
01:42:31,616 --> 01:42:34,732
There is a whole lot of love in this room.
1332
01:42:34,907 --> 01:42:38,023
Is it me or is Valentine's Day
this year on steroids?
1333
01:42:38,197 --> 01:42:41,711
No. I think it was like this last year.
We just played for the other team.
1334
01:42:42,518 --> 01:42:45,566
Good evening.
This is our Valentine's night menu.
1335
01:42:45,742 --> 01:42:49,493
All of our specials are romantically themed
and designed to be split for two.
1336
01:42:49,663 --> 01:42:50,989
- Are we having wine?
- Yes.
1337
01:42:51,159 --> 01:42:52,382
- Glass or a...?
- Bottle.
1338
01:42:52,589 --> 01:42:55,478
I'll be right back to take
you and your girlfriend's order.
1339
01:43:01,894 --> 01:43:05,679
Why would you have looked
at the Vogue today of all days?
1340
01:43:05,849 --> 01:43:07,866
Because I'm an emotional cutter.
1341
01:43:09,040 --> 01:43:12,088
I deserve what I got.
Running all over New York...
1342
01:43:12,264 --> 01:43:14,722
...believing that I'm finally getting
my happy ending.
1343
01:43:14,889 --> 01:43:16,544
"See? Love does conquer all.
1344
01:43:16,717 --> 01:43:18,870
Look at me in
my one-of-a-kind wedding gown...
1345
01:43:19,044 --> 01:43:22,024
...marrying the love of my life."
- Would you like another bot...?
1346
01:43:22,201 --> 01:43:23,594
- Yes.
- Yes.
1347
01:43:25,159 --> 01:43:28,275
And Miranda, in that article,
I did not say "we" once.
1348
01:43:28,715 --> 01:43:33,225
No. The whole article
was "I think" and "I want."
1349
01:43:33,401 --> 01:43:36,449
- It was from your point of view.
- Yeah, exactly. My point of view.
1350
01:43:36,626 --> 01:43:39,912
Exactly. The whole wedding
was my point of view.
1351
01:43:41,112 --> 01:43:43,831
I let... I let the wedding
get bigger than Big.
1352
01:43:46,430 --> 01:43:49,852
I am the reason that
he did not get out of the car.
1353
01:43:51,481 --> 01:43:52,999
Okay.
1354
01:43:53,775 --> 01:43:58,285
I said something to Big
that I shouldn't have...
1355
01:43:58,460 --> 01:44:00,284
...at the rehearsal dinner.
1356
01:44:00,787 --> 01:44:02,271
What do you mean?
1357
01:44:03,579 --> 01:44:06,627
After Steve showed up,
I was really upset.
1358
01:44:06,803 --> 01:44:09,024
And I bumped into Big...
1359
01:44:11,722 --> 01:44:14,146
...and I said that you two
were crazy to get married.
1360
01:44:14,314 --> 01:44:16,636
Here we go, your Shiraz.
1361
01:44:26,146 --> 01:44:28,696
Okay, great. Thanks so much.
1362
01:44:33,125 --> 01:44:36,944
I'm sorry. I was upset. Steve had...
1363
01:44:37,113 --> 01:44:41,533
I have been going over this and over this
in my mind for five months.
1364
01:44:43,262 --> 01:44:46,877
And for five months,
you kept a secret like that?
1365
01:44:47,051 --> 01:44:49,566
- I tried to tell you once, but then...
- Once?
1366
01:44:49,742 --> 01:44:52,326
You tried to tell me once?
1367
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:55,690
You should have tried to tell me
every single day.
1368
01:44:55,858 --> 01:44:58,283
I know. I was waiting for the right time.
1369
01:44:58,450 --> 01:45:01,340
There is no right time to tell me
that you ruined my marriage.
1370
01:45:01,508 --> 01:45:04,023
It just happened. I wasn't thinking.
1371
01:45:06,095 --> 01:45:09,846
- Carrie, please don't go.
- You know what I think hurts the most?
1372
01:45:10,715 --> 01:45:13,105
Is that you kept a secret from me.
1373
01:45:13,273 --> 01:45:17,556
And I have never, ever
kept a secret from you.
1374
01:45:17,727 --> 01:45:19,381
Ever.
1375
01:45:21,682 --> 01:45:23,801
No, I'm lying. For the last five months...
1376
01:45:23,975 --> 01:45:28,292
...I've been thinking that it is
a huge mistake that you left Steve.
1377
01:45:28,461 --> 01:45:29,923
There.
1378
01:45:30,855 --> 01:45:32,611
How does it feel?
1379
01:45:32,782 --> 01:45:35,672
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1380
01:45:55,748 --> 01:45:57,765
Any minute now.
1381
01:46:07,580 --> 01:46:09,472
Hey, babe, it's me. Pick up.
1382
01:46:10,272 --> 01:46:11,824
Pick up.
1383
01:46:12,232 --> 01:46:14,351
All right, it's 7:20. I'm still at the studio.
1384
01:46:14,526 --> 01:46:18,470
We're behind. I'm gonna be a little bit late.
Sorry. Bye.
1385
01:46:29,775 --> 01:46:31,460
Forty minutes later...
1386
01:46:31,631 --> 01:46:35,974
... sushi, Samantha, still no Smith.
1387
01:46:42,477 --> 01:46:44,433
This is bullshit.
1388
01:47:15,477 --> 01:47:19,820
It was the same Valentine night
Samantha had planned...
1389
01:47:19,989 --> 01:47:22,170
... minus the sushi.
1390
01:47:23,736 --> 01:47:25,917
And the other woman.
1391
01:47:35,909 --> 01:47:37,728
I'm home.
1392
01:47:38,229 --> 01:47:41,010
- Man, that was a long day.
- You're three hours late.
1393
01:47:41,182 --> 01:47:43,499
Bummer, I know. Did you eat?
1394
01:47:43,669 --> 01:47:45,150
Yes, I ate.
1395
01:47:45,327 --> 01:47:47,442
I ate the sushi
that I hand-made for you.
1396
01:47:47,914 --> 01:47:52,821
The sushi that I laid all over my naked body
as a Valentine surprise for you.
1397
01:47:53,288 --> 01:47:55,797
Why are you so upset? I called.
1398
01:47:55,974 --> 01:47:57,794
I couldn't pick up the phone.
1399
01:47:57,964 --> 01:48:00,938
My body was covered everywhere
with sushi.
1400
01:48:01,114 --> 01:48:04,620
I got wasabi in places where
one should never get wasabi.
1401
01:48:04,796 --> 01:48:09,828
Oh, you think it's funny
that I slaved all day in this kitchen...
1402
01:48:10,003 --> 01:48:12,819
...to make a lovely meal for you?
1403
01:48:13,651 --> 01:48:17,157
You made some sushi. It's not a big deal.
1404
01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:19,481
"Not a big deal." Here.
1405
01:48:20,284 --> 01:48:21,675
I am not the type of woman...
1406
01:48:21,844 --> 01:48:24,128
...who sits home all day
waiting for a man!
1407
01:48:25,259 --> 01:48:29,794
Enjoy your California handmade roll!
1408
01:48:31,959 --> 01:48:35,374
Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
1409
01:48:43,468 --> 01:48:45,288
It's Carrie, leave me a message.
1410
01:48:45,458 --> 01:48:48,138
Carrie, it's me. Please pick up.
1411
01:48:48,310 --> 01:48:52,913
Three days of
"I'm sorry" calls and e-mails and flowers...
1412
01:48:53,086 --> 01:48:55,008
... and I still wasn't ready.
1413
01:48:55,176 --> 01:48:58,682
It was the longest we'd ever gone
without speaking.
1414
01:49:06,345 --> 01:49:07,599
Carrie.
1415
01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:09,252
Hi.
1416
01:49:10,222 --> 01:49:13,792
- I need to talk to you.
- How long have you been waiting here?
1417
01:49:15,457 --> 01:49:17,207
Seventeen-dollars long.
1418
01:49:19,764 --> 01:49:21,910
Please get in. It just hit 18.
1419
01:49:35,503 --> 01:49:40,101
- This is weird, not talking.
- I'm upset.
1420
01:49:43,037 --> 01:49:45,030
You have to forgive me.
1421
01:49:46,777 --> 01:49:47,972
You know...
1422
01:49:48,147 --> 01:49:49,172
- What?
- No.
1423
01:49:49,348 --> 01:49:51,444
No, please, what were you gonna say?
1424
01:49:51,620 --> 01:49:54,591
You badger me to forgive you
in three days.
1425
01:49:54,759 --> 01:49:58,699
You won't even consider forgiving Steve
for something he did six months ago.
1426
01:49:59,102 --> 01:50:00,660
It's not the same thing.
1427
01:50:01,707 --> 01:50:03,266
It's forgiveness.
1428
01:50:08,186 --> 01:50:11,022
I don't know that I can trust
that it won't happen again.
1429
01:50:12,594 --> 01:50:14,360
Steve, you're very quiet today.
1430
01:50:16,201 --> 01:50:20,506
Miranda, I know I made it hard
for you to trust me...
1431
01:50:23,783 --> 01:50:26,583
...but you made it hard for me to trust you.
- Me?
1432
01:50:26,757 --> 01:50:30,160
The way you treated me
and cut me out of your life like that.
1433
01:50:30,330 --> 01:50:32,994
I mean, yeah, I broke a vow...
1434
01:50:33,169 --> 01:50:36,140
...but what about the other vows?
1435
01:50:36,308 --> 01:50:40,270
Like promising to love someone
for better or for worse.
1436
01:50:40,450 --> 01:50:42,180
What about that?
1437
01:50:42,822 --> 01:50:45,987
How do I know she's not gonna
punish me for the rest of my life?
1438
01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:47,423
You don't.
1439
01:50:48,265 --> 01:50:52,797
And she doesn't know for sure that
you won't have another indiscretion.
1440
01:50:55,379 --> 01:50:58,442
All you can know is that
you wanna move forward...
1441
01:50:58,618 --> 01:51:03,026
...and risk that the love you have
for each other won't allow that to happen.
1442
01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:09,270
And that's what we'll discover here.
1443
01:51:15,085 --> 01:51:17,578
So we're done with our last session.
1444
01:51:17,755 --> 01:51:20,319
We're not allowed to talk to each other
for two weeks...
1445
01:51:20,494 --> 01:51:24,230
...while we figure out if being together
again is something that we really want.
1446
01:51:24,402 --> 01:51:27,863
And then we had to
pick a place to meet...
1447
01:51:28,043 --> 01:51:32,006
...and if we both show up on that day,
the past no longer exists.
1448
01:51:32,184 --> 01:51:34,884
It's like showing up
is our promise to each other...
1449
01:51:35,056 --> 01:51:39,622
...that we're both willing to
let it all go and move forward.
1450
02:07:39,469 --> 02:07:44,409
Two hours, two manila envelopes
and countless e-mails later...
1451
02:07:44,586 --> 02:07:48,700
... I was just about to give up
on the big riddle when...
1452
02:07:48,873 --> 02:07:53,384
I had told Louise to put Big in a place where
I would never have to hear from him again.
1453
02:08:05,492 --> 02:08:06,919
This is Louise, leave a message.
1454
02:08:07,086 --> 02:08:09,070
Hey... Hey, Louise, it's me.
1455
02:08:09,247 --> 02:08:13,599
Can you give me the password
for your assistant file?
1456
02:08:13,767 --> 02:08:15,194
Um...
1457
02:08:15,363 --> 02:08:17,753
Okay, call me. Thanks.
1458
02:08:20,048 --> 02:08:22,269
Oh, shit.
1459
02:08:38,527 --> 02:08:42,074
As soon as I typed in "love,"
there he was.
1460
02:08:47,334 --> 02:08:49,623
And because Big
still didn't have the words...
1461
02:08:49,795 --> 02:08:52,480
... he retyped a love letter
from Beethoven.
1462
02:08:54,580 --> 02:08:55,803
And Lord Byron.
1463
02:08:57,405 --> 02:08:59,728
And John Keats.
1464
02:09:00,064 --> 02:09:01,356
And Voltaire.
1465
02:09:02,058 --> 02:09:06,138
There they were, the love letters
of great men, volume one.
1466
02:09:06,312 --> 02:09:10,732
Plus one more
written by John James Preston.
1467
02:09:26,885 --> 02:09:29,366
I wanted to call him, but our love...
1468
02:09:29,543 --> 02:09:32,762
... Carrie and Big,
volumes one, two and three...
1469
02:09:33,233 --> 02:09:35,125
... stopped me.
1470
02:09:40,444 --> 02:09:41,464
Hello?
1471
02:09:41,642 --> 02:09:44,599
I didn't hear my phone.
We're shopping for my wedding gown.
1472
02:09:44,765 --> 02:09:46,918
That dress makes your boobies look big.
1473
02:09:47,092 --> 02:09:49,948
- Mama, can you please? This is a work call.
- Shut up.
1474
02:09:50,116 --> 02:09:54,898
- No, it's okay, I figured it out.
- Well, I was gonna call you anyway.
1475
02:09:55,069 --> 02:09:57,391
Today is the final day
on the 5th Avenue apartment.
1476
02:09:57,561 --> 02:09:59,747
You have till 6:00
before they change the locks.
1477
02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:01,676
No, I don't need to go over there.
1478
02:10:02,247 --> 02:10:04,174
Do you not want those never-worn shoes?
1479
02:10:04,341 --> 02:10:06,698
Oh, God, I completely forgot.
1480
02:10:06,867 --> 02:10:10,482
If you don't, you can send them to me
and I'll squeeze my feet into them.
1481
02:10:10,656 --> 02:10:12,514
But it's already 5:00.
1482
02:10:12,683 --> 02:10:16,161
Hello? They are never-been-worn,
$400 shoes.
1483
02:10:16,338 --> 02:10:21,188
Actually 525.
Yeah, okay. All right, thanks. Bye.
1484
02:10:22,022 --> 02:10:24,073
Taxi!
1485
02:10:33,489 --> 02:10:36,967
The light in our prewar apartment...
1486
02:10:37,144 --> 02:10:40,430
... looked completely different postwar.
1487
02:11:00,974 --> 02:11:05,654
I was gonna get these to you.
I didn't want it to be a total loss.
1488
02:11:05,959 --> 02:11:09,812
It wasn't logic, it was love.
1489
02:12:49,910 --> 02:12:53,744
We better get up
before the new owners bust in on us.
1490
02:13:02,822 --> 02:13:06,553
And the way we decided to get married...
1491
02:13:06,726 --> 02:13:08,660
...it was all business.
1492
02:13:08,828 --> 02:13:10,955
No romance.
1493
02:13:13,466 --> 02:13:18,563
That's not the way
you propose to someone.
1494
02:13:20,006 --> 02:13:21,974
This is.
1495
02:13:25,512 --> 02:13:27,571
Carrie Bradshaw...
1496
02:13:28,281 --> 02:13:29,646
...love of my life...
1497
02:13:32,552 --> 02:13:34,577
...will you marry me?
1498
02:13:39,459 --> 02:13:41,791
See, this is why there's a diamond.
1499
02:13:41,962 --> 02:13:44,089
You need to do something
to close the deal.
1500
02:14:08,655 --> 02:14:09,849
And forsaking all others...
1501
02:14:10,023 --> 02:14:13,925
And in the end, Carrie Bradshaw
married John James Preston...
1502
02:14:14,094 --> 02:14:15,755
...in a label-less dress.
- I do.
1503
02:14:16,229 --> 02:14:18,891
Then by the power vested in me
by the state of New York...
1504
02:14:19,065 --> 02:14:23,627
...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
1505
02:14:34,247 --> 02:14:36,215
Ever thine. Ever mine.
1506
02:14:37,017 --> 02:14:39,679
Ever ours.
1507
02:14:42,122 --> 02:14:44,454
So you're okay that it was just us?
1508
02:14:44,624 --> 02:14:49,186
It was perfect. You and me, like I said.
1509
02:14:49,236 --> 02:14:52,501
Still, it would have been nice
if you had the girls here.
1510
02:14:54,174 --> 02:14:56,574
Which is why I called them.
1511
02:15:00,881 --> 02:15:03,577
- Hi, Carrie!
- Mazel tov!
1512
02:15:06,787 --> 02:15:09,881
- Ham and eggs. Ham and eggs for you, sir.
- Yup, that's me.
1513
02:15:10,057 --> 02:15:12,719
It wasn't a fancy, designer reception either.
1514
02:15:13,260 --> 02:15:15,387
Just food and friends.
1515
02:15:17,597 --> 02:15:19,462
Butter, ma'am?
1516
02:15:21,735 --> 02:15:23,430
How's the marriage going?
1517
02:15:43,623 --> 02:15:48,788
"And as I put the wedding gown away,
I couldn't help but wonder:
1518
02:15:48,962 --> 02:15:53,160
'Why is it that we're willing
to write our own vows...
1519
02:15:53,333 --> 02:15:56,825
...but not our own rules?"'
1520
02:15:57,070 --> 02:15:59,561
And that's just a little something
I'm working on.
1521
02:16:02,008 --> 02:16:03,771
Thank you.
1522
02:16:05,445 --> 02:16:07,106
Oh, my God.
1523
02:16:09,549 --> 02:16:12,177
Maybe some labels
are best left in the closet.
1524
02:16:12,352 --> 02:16:13,876
Maybe when we label people:
1525
02:16:14,054 --> 02:16:18,286
"Bride," "groom," "husband,"
"wife," "married," "single"...
1526
02:16:18,458 --> 02:16:21,950
... we forget to look past the label
to the person.
1527
02:16:23,163 --> 02:16:26,189
- This is delicious.
- Why did we ever stop drinking these?
1528
02:16:26,366 --> 02:16:29,995
- Because everyone else started.
- Well, that one's an oldie but goodie.
1529
02:16:30,170 --> 02:16:32,968
And speaking of an oldie but goodie...
1530
02:16:35,909 --> 02:16:38,002
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
1531
02:16:38,979 --> 02:16:41,004
Wait, wait, wait. A toast.
1532
02:16:41,181 --> 02:16:42,705
To Samantha.
1533
02:16:42,883 --> 02:16:45,647
Fifty and fabulous.
1534
02:16:51,758 --> 02:16:53,589
To us...
1535
02:16:55,328 --> 02:16:56,420
...and the next 50.
1536
02:16:56,596 --> 02:16:58,894
To the next 50.
1537
02:17:01,001 --> 02:17:05,370
And there, in the same city
where they met as girls...
1538
02:17:05,539 --> 02:17:09,873
... four New York women
entered the next phase of their lives...
1539
02:17:10,043 --> 02:17:13,672
... dressed head to toe in love.
1540
02:17:14,314 --> 02:17:16,509
And that's the one label...
1541
02:17:16,683 --> 02:17:19,007
... that never goes
out of style.
1542
02:25:16,996 --> 02:25:18,987
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