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[ boys laughing ]

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You ever fart and sneeze
at the same time?

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You ever barf up

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something
you didn't eat?

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I once barfed
a whole shrimp.

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Once I barfed
so hard,

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I pulled a bean
out of my nose.

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Oh!

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That was gross.
Bet that was slimy.

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Oh.

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You know when
you're sick

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and you're waiting
to suck it down?

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You could hawk
one of those 10 feet.

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No. It's better
to blow them

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out your nose.

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It's better to suck.

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Those aren't
the best loogeys.

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My cousin
hawked a loogey

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from the
Empire State Building.

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Killed a lady.
He's in prison.

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In prison
for snot.

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Boom! Boom!

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[ laughter ]

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Okay, you guys,
come on.

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We place here
in the time capsule--

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The sacred
shoe box.

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Okay, in the sacred
shoe box--

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the things
we do not understand--

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to be opened again

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when all the mysteries
of the universe

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have been revealed
to us.

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Who's first?
Kevin.

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I found it in
my mom's secret drawer

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in this plastic
box.

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I know
what this is.

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It goes
in the bathtub drain.

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It's a diaphragm.

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It prevents
the passage of sperm

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into the uterus.

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How do you
know?

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I saw it
on   Nightline.

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I'm telling you,
Frank,

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it's
for the bathtub.

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I think it's a travel
drinking cup.

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She'll
never miss it.

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Don't drink
out of it.

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Yeah.

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FRANK:
Brad.

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I found it
in my sister's room.

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I believe it's some kind
of weapon.

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A picture
of my dead mother.

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Why put it in?

53
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My dad keeps
her pictures in the attic

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and says she looked
like Grace Kelly.

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Who's Grace Kelly?

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She was
a famous clown.

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She was a princess,
and also.

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I don't know
what it's like

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to have a mother.

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We could
tell you.

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You can't tell somebody
something like that.

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BRAD:
Have you
ever noticed

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that girls
don't fart?

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It looks
like a boob.

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Yeah. Make them
fly around.

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Got you.

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My boobs are bigger
than yours.

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Try to catch
my boob.

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You've got
a mosquito-bite boob.

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Why don't
girls spit?

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They're hiding
something.

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The rules
have changed.

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It's a battle
of the sexes,

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and believe me,
we are way behind.

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[ rap music playing ]

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♪ You know you make me
Want to shout ♪

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♪ Put my hands up and shout

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♪ Look, my heart's jumping

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Uh!

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♪ Come on now and shout

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Shit.

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I can't dance.

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[ whistling ]

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You see this,
Frank?

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This little seedling
represents

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an entire species
of marsh grass.

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If it lives,
the wetlands survive,

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the Mortlake turtle
can return,

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and the glossy ibis

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won't lose
another nesting place.

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Dad, we'll be late
for school.

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Hey, hey,
look at this.

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Ha, ha!

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You won a prize?

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Yeah.

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What is that?

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Homework.

98
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They're assigning
Cosmopolitan as homework?

99
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No. They
assigned this.

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You can't
relate that to
the real world.

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Like how?

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Like was mom
a virgin

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when you
married her?

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Are you
studying, religion?

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Sex. Tell me.

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No.

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That's good coffee.
Fresh-brewed?

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Instant.

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Do you have to
have sex?

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This can't be
instant.

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We ran out
of beans.

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What base is
a kiss?

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Where is
the birth canal?

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You never have to
have sex.

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The birth canal
is there.

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You shouldn't have sex
unless you're in love.

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Why not?

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It's about
not having babies

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with people
you don't know.

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There's a spot on
a woman you can touch

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to drive her
completely insane.

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I don't think the magazine's
a good idea.

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In my experience,
there is no such place.

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Dad.

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when I grow up,

126
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do I have to
have hair all over?

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You saw
your sister naked?

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Sort of.

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I was in
the laundry basket.

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Hey, Stacey.

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Hi, Brad.

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I saw you
in the drugstore.

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You were buying gum.

134
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Are you going
to the dance?

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I'm thinking
of going to it.

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Can I wear your
jacket today, Brad?

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What do you want
for it?

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I want to
take you

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to the closet
and.

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No way.
You're so bad.

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[ bell rings ]

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What did you
say?

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Told her
what I wanted.

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She's not
that kind of girl.

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All girls are
that kind of girl.

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She didn't
used to be a girl.

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Hey, guys.

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What are we
looking at?

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WOMAN:
Oh. Oh. Oh, mmm.

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What's that?

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Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh!

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Think it's an elbow.

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What's it doing
with that other elbow?

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Doesn't look
like anything

155
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I ever want
to do.

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Ah! Ah!

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Will you
stop cleaning?

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Why do you
do that?

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My dad demands
order and sanitation.

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I know a place
where the girls

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are naked
all the time,

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where guys
can see naked girls

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Twenty four
hours a day--

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for anyone with guts
and 100 bucks.

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I don't believe it.

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What are you
talking about?

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The city.

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We're not allowed
to go.

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In the city,
there are no rules.

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Everything
is available

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for a price.

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Luckily our needs
are small.

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What are our needs?

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To see
a woman naked.

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♪ The best things
In life are free ♪

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♪ But you can give them
To the birds and bees ♪

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♪ I need money

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♪ That's what I want

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♪ That's what I want

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♪ That's what I want

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♪ That's what I want

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♪ That's what I want

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♪ That's what I want

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Let me see
the money.

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♪ Your love gives me
Such a thrill ♪

186
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,906
♪ But your love
Don't pay my bills ♪

187
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,212
♪ I need money

188
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,779
♪ That's what I want

189
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,738
♪ That's what I want

190
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,654
♪ That's what I want

191
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,351
♪ That's what I want

192
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,744
All right!

193
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,311
[ cheering ]

194
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,965
Keep it moving.

195
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,663
Come on. Come on.
Give me the money.

196
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,360
Keep it
running smoothly.

197
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,711
Looks beautiful
on you. Thank you.

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KEVIN:
That's a lot
of milk money.

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00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,672
BRAD:
Some things
are important.

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00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,675
What do you need
this money for anyway?

201
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,069
We're going to
buy a pros--

202
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--thetic leg
for his dog.

203
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,551
His dog
lost his leg.

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♪ Ya-hoo!

205
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Ha, ha, ha!

206
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:50,998
Woo!

207
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,564
Woo-hoo!

208
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,828
What did you
tell your dad?

209
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,786
I'm at Kevin's house.

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BRAD:
I said I'm
at Frank's house.

211
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,184
Is the city big?

212
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,968
Huge!

213
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,143
Lots of naked
ladies.

214
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,928
Ha, ha, ha!

215
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,713
If I had my own
naked lady,

216
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,802
I'd never leave
my room.

217
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,238
You got
the money?

218
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,240
We've got
everything.

219
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,330
Ha, ha, ha!
Woo!

220
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,767
Ha, ha, ha!

221
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,638
Hey!

222
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:27,338
♪ Everybody wants to be
Closer to free ♪

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00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,253
♪ Yeah

224
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:35,172
♪ Oh, yeah, everybody one
Everybody two ♪

225
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:39,394
♪ Everybody three

226
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:44,138
♪ Everybody needs to touch
You know, now and then ♪

227
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:48,969
♪ And everybody wants
A good, good friend ♪

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00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,493
Ah.

229
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,929
Oh, no.

230
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,149
♪ Closer to free

231
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,979
♪ Ooh-ah

232
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,895
I want to
go back.

233
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:09,859
[ humming
the   William Tell Overture ]

234
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:14,037
[ beep beep ]

235
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,865
Hey, the footpath's
for virgins.

236
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,258
We are virgins.

237
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,868
Hey,
not for long.

238
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,305
If you get killed,
I'm going home.

239
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,139
Oh, beautiful.

240
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,543
Oh, my God.
Do you believe this?

241
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,979
This woman
gave birth

242
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,415
to her own
head.

243
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,026
It sang
to her.

244
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:49,159
Wow.

245
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,726
Wow.

246
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,730
Cash, where
are you going?

247
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,429
Don't ask me
that.

248
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,214
Never ask me that!

249
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,259
Okay I'm sorry.
I just forgot.

250
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,959
Jeez.

251
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,526
[ Door slams ]

252
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,746
Guys,
come here.

253
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,762
Whoa.

254
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,811
WOMAN:
Yeah. You ready?

255
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,377
WOMAN:
Yeah, I am.

256
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,737
This will be
tough.

257
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,088
How do we tell
the prostitutes?

258
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,830
How do we know
we're not asking

259
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,397
a math teacher?

260
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,617
We've got to
try it.

261
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,837
They need
to see the money.

262
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,101
Excuse me, Miss.

263
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,323
Uh, Ma'am--

264
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,673
Get out of my way.

265
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,724
Excuse me,

266
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,421
are you
a prostitute?

267
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,249
What?

268
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,599
Will you take your
clothes off for $103.62?

269
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,951
Uh!

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00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,387
Ooh.

271
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,605
Thanks, Kevin.

272
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,085
What?

273
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,000
What did I do?

274
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:37,398
[ horns honk ]

275
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,314
All right?

276
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,619
Pssst.

277
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,012
Guys.

278
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,623
You guys need
some help?

279
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,973
You talking
to us?

280
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,670
Yeah.

281
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,672
We want to see
a naked lady.

282
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:51,586
Do you have
money?

283
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,153
$103.62.

284
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,590
Really?

285
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,939
That will
do it.

286
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,506
Come on.

287
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,731
Hurry up.
Come on. Come on.

288
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,877
Where?

289
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,100
There are naked
women in here?

290
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,369
Guys, you got to
trust me.

291
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,153
Why should we
trust you?

292
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,025
I got a gun.

293
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,644
WOMAN:
Okay, open up,
big boy.

294
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,080
Mmm.

295
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:54,736
Mmm.

296
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:59,088
Okay, backpacks. Come on.
Do it. Do it now.

297
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,047
I'm full.
I'm full.

298
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,789
He's got a gun.

299
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,313
Get down.

300
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,097
Stay.

301
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,622
Stay.

302
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,973
Uh!

303
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,498
You okay?

304
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,326
ALL:
Yeah.

305
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,290
Get us
out of here!

306
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,424
Wait a minute,
son of a bitch!

307
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,036
I want
my money!

308
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,431
Oh, goddamn it!

309
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,216
ALL:
Aw.

310
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,697
You all right?

311
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,003
ALL:
Yeah.

312
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,488
How am I
going to get home?

313
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,056
I'll get in such trouble.

314
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,406
Us, too.

315
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,755
Shit.

316
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,106
Well, I'm out of here.

317
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,542
You'd
better go.

318
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,735
Do you need
any help, ma'am?

319
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,650
Ma'am?

320
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,609
No, thanks.

321
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,308
Are you sure you
don't need something?

322
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,787
I need 100 bucks,

323
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,225
or I'm going to
get smacked.

324
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,443
You got that?

325
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,184
Yes, I do.

326
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,621
You can have it.
You saved my life.

327
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,451
What are you doing
with all that money?

328
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,714
We wanted to see
a naked lady.

329
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,325
You know what?

330
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,457
Why don't you
take that money

331
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,547
and go home?

332
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,071
I wish I could,

333
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,203
but it means
a lot to my friends.

334
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,162
We just want
to look.

335
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,079
How much looking?

336
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,473
As much as money
could buy.

337
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,258
Okay.

338
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,828
Thank you.

339
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,439
Mm-hm.

340
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,615
Pull your shirts
over your heads.

341
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,316
You first.

342
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,885
Show me yours,
and I'll show you mine.

343
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,234
Your armpits.
Come on.

344
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,149
Come on.

345
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,680
Okay, you're not
dangerously hairy.

346
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,510
We're not hairy
at all.

347
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,991
So, what's
your name?

348
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,601
V.

349
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,908
KEVIN:
Like the letter?

350
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,823
What's it
stand for?

351
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,520
What's your name?

352
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,913
Kevin.

353
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,001
I'm Frank.

354
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,785
Brad.

355
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,283
Hey, baby.

356
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,946
Hey.

357
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,126
Oh, God.

358
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,043
Come on.
Come on.

359
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,134
Excuse me.

360
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,800
What do we
do now?

361
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,715
BRAD:
Just ask her to.

362
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,108
You see
many hookers?

363
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,633
No. This is
our first one.

364
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:03,027
Why do you have
a picture of Grace Kelly?

365
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:06,161
I'd like to be
like her.

366
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,946
Without your clothes,
is it cold?

367
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,774
Depends
on the room.

368
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,690
I dream that I'm naked
at school

369
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,345
and I have to
get home.

370
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,305
I do, too.

371
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:23,352
The last time,
an alligator chased me.

372
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,397
You ever get
that one?

373
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,095
No.

374
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,793
Are you married?

375
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,578
Boy, you ask
a lot of questions.

376
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,057
The meter's
ticking.

377
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,192
She's on the bed.

378
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,760
Do you want this
on the bed?

379
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,718
I'll stand.

380
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,851
I meant me,
not you.

381
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,941
On the bed.

382
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,638
Bed.

383
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,250
Okay.
Come here.

384
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:03,349
Do you want
the lights on or off?

385
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:09,920
Is she naked
yet?

386
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,661
I can't see.

387
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,794
BRAD:
You turned off
the lights.

388
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,364
All set?

389
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,426
What's the matter?

390
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,733
I'm being
a gentleman.

391
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,910
Gentlemen bring enough
for everybody.

392
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:49,351
This is the greatest moment
of my life.

393
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,792
Okay. That's it.
Time's up.

394
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:58,186
Any questions?

395
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:00,928
After sex,
you smoke.

396
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:04,105
It's a rule.

397
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:05,585
Anybody have
any matches?

398
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,066
BOTH:
No.

399
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,027
I feel it now.
We're different.

400
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,507
How?

401
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,423
We're men.

402
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,776
Yeah. Men
without bikes.

403
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,475
Oh, boy.

404
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,362
Walter, Walter,
look.

405
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,233
Don't worry.

406
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,974
Your cut's
waiting for you.

407
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,976
[ knock on door ]

408
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:52,066
Relax. Relax.

409
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,721
Look,
I tell you what.

410
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,592
Ow.

411
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:59,465
If you don't get
your dough, kill me.

412
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,206
Ahem.

413
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,737
What do I
look like, huh?

414
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:16,395
A Laundromat?
A slot machine?

415
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,093
'Cause I am not
a slot machine.

416
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,965
You are
a slot machine.

417
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,794
Sorry.

418
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,666
What? I hurt
your feelings?

419
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,233
No.

420
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,671
You don't got
no feelings.

421
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,237
Yes, I do.

422
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:35,675
I'm a person
with feelings.

423
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:39,722
Oh. Oh, you're
a person now.

424
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,202
She's not
a person,

425
00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:42,682
is she, Betty?

426
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:45,946
Yeah.
She sort of is.

427
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,904
Who needs you?

428
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,950
If you were
a person,

429
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,561
you could do
whatever you want.

430
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,998
Ow.

431
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,261
You do whatever
I tell you to do.

432
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,872
Isn't that right,
Betty?

433
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,700
Yeah.

434
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,355
I am a person.

435
00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:09,230
I do what I want.
I take what I want.

436
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,492
Everybody answers
to somebody.

437
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,059
You answer
to Waltzer.

438
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,496
Waltzer answers
to Jerry the Pope.

439
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,890
Oh, you think so,
huh?

440
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,500
V:
Yeah.

441
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,154
Waltzer steals
from Jerry.

442
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,460
I steal
from Waltzer.

443
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,897
They think this
is their turf.

444
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,507
This belongs to me.

445
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:28,336
Yeah, you're
the man, Cash.

446
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,598
Yeah, that's right.

447
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,252
[ horn honks ]

448
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:35,256
[ honk honk ]

449
00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:38,564
And the man's
got to go out.

450
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,566
Don't either
of youse two move

451
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,263
until I get back.

452
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:51,446
I am a person.
I'm a human being.

453
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,553
Tell the asshole
I'm borrowing his car.

454
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,424
You can't do that.

455
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:16,471
Oh, yes, I can.

456
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,133
Didn't you learn

457
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,483
not to play
in the rain?

458
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:37,927
♪ Some days are dry
Some days are leaky ♪

459
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:42,149
♪ Some days come clean
Other days are sneaky ♪

460
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,761
♪ Some days take less
But most days take more ♪

461
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:49,983
♪ Some days are better
Than others ♪

462
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:54,378
♪ Some days you wake up
With her complaining ♪

463
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,858
Bye.
Thanks.

464
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:58,469
Thank you.

465
00:25:58,513 --> 00:25:59,819
See you guys.

466
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,038
♪ Some days have a grin

467
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:06,216
♪ Some days
You hear a voice ♪

468
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,218
This is
where you live?

469
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,351
Yep. The yellow house
over there.

470
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,440
FRANK:
Do you like it?

471
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:15,835
Yeah. It's okay.

472
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:34,027
It was nice
meeting you.

473
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,463
Likewise.

474
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:36,638
You're very
well-behaved.

475
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,293
Thanks.

476
00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:42,470
Veronica.

477
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:45,778
Virginia?

478
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:46,909
West Virginia.

479
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,520
Bye.

480
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,963
I never really looked.

481
00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:58,878
I didn't
see anything.

482
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,372
[ bicycle bell rings ]

483
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,765
Come on,
Bentley.

484
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:19,246
Hey, dad.

485
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,421
WOMAN:
Come on,
Amanda.

486
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,162
Hurry, girls.

487
00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:26,035
Your hair looks
funny. Ha, ha, ha!

488
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:29,038
CHILD:
Dad!

489
00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:31,562
Hey!

490
00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,782
Looks like TV.

491
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,612
[ car doesn't start ]

492
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,632
Can I use your phone?

493
00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:02,724
The phone's
over here.

494
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,073
Where are
your parents?

495
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,249
I only have one,
a father.

496
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,598
He's in
the Tanahpaya wetlands.

497
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:11,602
This was all
once wetlands.

498
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,214
He's trying to save
the last five acres,

499
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,651
but he won't.

500
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,305
No money.

501
00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:20,481
He teaches science
by day

502
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:23,179
and tries to save
the wetlands by night.

503
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,399
I admire
but pity him.

504
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,879
You pity him?

505
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,315
Well, yeah.

506
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:29,708
His goals
aren't realistic.

507
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,100
[ horn honks ]

508
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,885
That's him.

509
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:36,062
Maybe he shouldn't
find me here.

510
00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:37,628
Why not?

511
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,674
He's seen
girls before.

512
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:42,285
Hey, dad.

513
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:45,636
Dad, look
over there.

514
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,682
It's a girl.

515
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,120
DAD:
I know.

516
00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:52,165
What do you say?

517
00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,297
Thank you?

518
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,691
To her.
To her.

519
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,260
Dad, this is V.

520
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,958
FRANK:
V, this is dad.

521
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:05,352
Hello.

522
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,704
Hello. Dad.

523
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,236
What's she
doing here?

524
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,629
Her car
broke down.

525
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:24,153
But who is she?

526
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,851
She's, uh.

527
00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:28,027
she's Brad's
new math tutor.

528
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,377
She gave me
a ride home.

529
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:32,901
Then her car
wouldn't start.

530
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,685
[ car doesn't start ]

531
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,040
You know
what it is?

532
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,650
It's not
the starter.

533
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,827
Tom.
Larry.

534
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,569
Wow!

535
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:51,180
Frank was telling me
what you do.

536
00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:52,660
Really?

537
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,096
Do you enjoy it?

538
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,576
Enjoy it?

539
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,057
Sometimes.

540
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,493
You can
move around--

541
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,277
change of scenery,
meet new people.

542
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:06,152
I never thought of it
that way.

543
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,807
You seem like
a real "people" person.

544
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,156
Outgoing.
Not like me.

545
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:12,767
No?

546
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,247
Thanks.

547
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,292
I bet you're
good at it.

548
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,731
Well, there's only one way
to find out.

549
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:23,604
Am I glad to hear
you say that.

550
00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:25,736
It's the one subject

551
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:26,825
he's having
trouble with.

552
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,524
Could you
fit him in?

553
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,395
Him?

554
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:34,702
Frank.

555
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:36,965
Frank?
Are you kidding?

556
00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,967
At his age?

557
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,099
If he doesn't
learn now,

558
00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:41,622
he's never going to.

559
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:42,623
I'd teach him
myself,

560
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,192
but I'm out
of practice. Aah!

561
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,890
Ow! Um.

562
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,893
You should never
have to practice.

563
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,634
Easy for you
to say.

564
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,157
You're
a professional.

565
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:59,727
If us laymen don't use it,
we lose it.

566
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,121
Well, how long
has it been--

567
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:05,689
you know, since you.
used it?

568
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,736
I use it a little bit
every day--

569
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,738
the bank,
the grocery store--

570
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,392
but it's
probably been

571
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:16,004
10, 15 years since I was
any good at it.

572
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,354
It doesn't come up
that often.

573
00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:23,925
Maybe it's
the neighborhood.

574
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,840
Tom.
Larry.

575
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,190
Wow!

576
00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:29,800
[ Car doesn't start ]

577
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,672
Well, it's not
the battery.

578
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,807
In the morning,
I'll check the fuel line,

579
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:39,462
the alternator,
the pump.

580
00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:42,683
It could be
worn-down plugs.

581
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:45,207
I'll replace them
in the morning.

582
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:47,601
Could I give you
a ride home?

583
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,864
Um, no.
I can walk.

584
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,611
What do you think?

585
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,745
Can you help him?

586
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,444
I'd rather do
something for you.

587
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,359
What could
you do for me?

588
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,710
Well, it seems like

589
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,799
you've forgotten just
about everything.

590
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,453
I remember
the basics.

591
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,281
I'm not concerned
about myself.

592
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,673
It's Frank
I'm worried about.

593
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,591
It's not that important
to me anymore.

594
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:23,898
Ha, ha!

595
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,421
Poor man.

596
00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:35,649
♪ I was born
To make you happy ♪

597
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:40,480
♪ Think you're
Just my style ♪

598
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:44,310
♪ Everywhere I go

599
00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:45,398
♪ Telling everyone I know

600
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,141
♪ Baby, I love
To see you smile ♪

601
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,363
♪ Don't wanna
Take a trip to China ♪

602
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:59,542
♪ Don't wanna
Sail up the Nile ♪

603
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:02,850
♪ Wouldn't wanna
Get too far ♪

604
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,331
♪ From where you are

605
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:07,463
♪ 'Cause I love
To see you smile ♪

606
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:08,638
[ low whistle ]

607
00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,860
STACEY:
Look at her.

608
00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:14,122
Oh, my God.

609
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,168
Her top
is so low.

610
00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:19,171
And her skirt
is so high.

611
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,955
That is bad.

612
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,696
It is.

613
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,915
It's very,
very bad.

614
00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:33,141
Are you, uh,
what I think you are?

615
00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,796
I'm not the public
health nurse.

616
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,537
Would you, uh,
like company?

617
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,799
Yes, I would.

618
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:40,453
Hi, Andy.

619
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:41,584
MAN:
Hi, boss.

620
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,325
Hi.

621
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,327
Did you
hear that?

622
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:46,981
That was bad.

623
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,027
That was very,
very bad.

624
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,639
Want a date?

625
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,903
That's not
going to work.

626
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:56,947
That's Reverend
Whitehead.

627
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,907
God doesn't
let him do that.

628
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:03,258
I got you ice cream.
You're probably hungry.

629
00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:05,173
What are you
doing here?

630
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:08,133
Where are you
going to sleep?

631
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,050
In a hotel, if you'll let me
make some money.

632
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:14,574
You shouldn't
be doing this.

633
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:16,097
What are you,
some child missionary?

634
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:19,144
Sort of.

635
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:21,320
I did have an idea
about the sleeping thing.

636
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:23,496
Hi, Frank.

637
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,238
She spoke to me.

638
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:29,719
I speak to her.
She   never speaks to me.

639
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,156
Hey, Frank.
Going to the dance?

640
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:34,202
I can't dance.

641
00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:35,290
Me, neither.

642
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,729
Aren't you going
to introduce us?

643
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:45,648
I'm Frank's father's
sister, Aunt V.

644
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:48,390
Frank and I are
very close, aren't we?

645
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,438
We've got to be going.
See you.

646
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,226
STACEY:
Look at the way
she walks.

647
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,880
That is bad.

648
00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,709
That is very,
very bad.

649
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,419
Are you
running away?

650
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:20,074
No! What are
you doing?

651
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,423
I'm organizing
a fund raiser.

652
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,338
Again?

653
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,687
There's only
two weeks

654
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:27,299
before they bulldoze
my 5 acres.

655
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,691
Who will
you invite?

656
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,043
I don't know.

657
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:36,656
Thanks, pal.

658
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:41,443
Frank?

659
00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:43,184
You know G?
"G"?

660
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,533
The math tutor.

661
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:47,101
Yeah?

662
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,147
She's a Grace Kelly.

663
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,758
Yeah.

664
00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:18,088
Ha, ha, ha!

665
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,226
Light.

666
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,445
Reading
material.

667
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,273
Hey.

668
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,449
Dinner,
with everything.

669
00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:33,713
Oh, great.

670
00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:37,151
And, pajamas.

671
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,674
Okay.

672
00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:39,762
Turn around.

673
00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,547
Why?

674
00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:44,680
I'm changing,
and you don't have any money.

675
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,769
This is sweet.

676
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,162
It was my mom's.

677
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,382
Won't she
miss it?

678
00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:52,035
She died
before I was born.

679
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:53,950
I think
that's impossible.

680
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:57,519
She died exactly when
I was born, to the minute.

681
00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:00,261
Oh, I'm sorry.

682
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,176
You can turn
around now.

683
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,922
What's this?

684
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:11,403
Did some rich guy
give it to you?

685
00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:12,795
No.

686
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,712
Oh, did your mom
give it to you

687
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,758
to remember her by?

688
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:21,195
No. I stole it.

689
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,198
Oh.

690
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,852
Too bad it's empty.

691
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:29,377
Too bad you don't
have a guy for it--

692
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,771
a guy with a house,
a job, a car,

693
00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:33,773
credit cards.

694
00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,515
and a son.

695
00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:38,691
What you're doing
is not going to work.

696
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,433
What am I doing?

697
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:43,435
You want me
to date your dad.

698
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:46,264
No, I don't.

699
00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:48,222
I want you
to marry my dad.

700
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,747
Let me explain.

701
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:55,055
I never mix business
with pleasure.

702
00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:56,404
I'm not talking
about pleasure.

703
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:57,536
I'm talking
about marriage.

704
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,669
But people
like your dad

705
00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:01,670
don't marry
women like me.

706
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,587
I told him
what you did,

707
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:06,849
and he didn't mind.

708
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:07,763
I told the truth.

709
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,288
Really?

710
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:17,120
I think the truth
gets you in trouble.

711
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,515
Know what
you should do?

712
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:23,213
Find your dad
a nice woman from town.

713
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,389
They don't
understand him.

714
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:25,825
I don't
understand him!

715
00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:27,435
He spends
all his time

716
00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:28,741
wading around
cataloguing plants.

717
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,440
Well, good night.

718
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:35,095
Use the can
if you need anything.

719
00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,314
The can?

720
00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:48,456
Looks like a boob.

721
00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:58,336
Hello, V?

722
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,338
V?

723
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,166
V,
this is Frank.

724
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:04,690
in the can.

725
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,650
This is V!

726
00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,567
My dad thinks you look
like Grace Kelly.

727
00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:14,003
Good night.

728
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,792
Good night, Frank.

729
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,175
FRANK:
I'm telling you,

730
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,568
she slept
in the tree house!

731
00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:58,178
You're
full of shit.

732
00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:00,920
A "C"! My dad
will kill me.

733
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,878
What's wrong
with a "C"?

734
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,707
Her car broke down.
She's there now!

735
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:07,100
She's going
to tell!

736
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,493
She's not there.

737
00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:10,451
I'll bet
a zillion dollars.

738
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:13,411
Name your price.

739
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,064
Your leather
jacket.

740
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:20,113
Oh, thank God!
A "D"!

741
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:22,289
What?

742
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:25,161
No, I'd rather bet
a zillion dollars.

743
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:27,033
Look, if she's
not there,

744
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,992
I'll be your
slave for life!

745
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:31,603
These are excellent
terms, Brad.

746
00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,213
You're toast.

747
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:38,914
Oh, no!

748
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,830
Ha, ha!
He got an "F"!

749
00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:35,667
Your understanding

750
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,538
of the female
reproductive cycle

751
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,192
is simply
not satisfactory.

752
00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,500
I'm giving you
a second chance,

753
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,023
by assigning an oral
presentation.

754
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,592
Oral,
as in from the mouth?

755
00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:50,464
That's
exactly right.

756
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,726
An oral presentation
on the material,

757
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:54,555
with visual aids,

758
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,165
due by the end
of the week.

759
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,648
What kind
of visual aids?

760
00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:02,694
TV REPORTER:
Well, trash day

761
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:06,045
in the red-light district
took on new meaning

762
00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,830
as one local resident
made a grisly discovery.

763
00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:12,834
He found
among the trash cans

764
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,402
the dead body 
of an unidentified white male.

765
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,665
The body,
when examined by paramedics,

766
00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:20,102
showed signs of what
police are calling

767
00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,583
"ritualistic mutilation."

768
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,845
Oh, my God!

769
00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,804
Oh, my God!

770
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:27,849
Authorities wouldn't elaborate 
on the mutilation

771
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:29,851
or release the victim's name,

772
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,201
but speculation is
that the killing was related

773
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,682
to drugs
and prostitution.

774
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:37,337
Importer and reputed mob boss
Jerry the Pope

775
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,904
denied allegations that moneys

776
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:40,732
from local
prostitution operations

777
00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:42,908
were being funneled
through his corporation.

778
00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:44,344
[ ring ]

779
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,043
Hello?

780
00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:50,872
Betty, I'm watching the news.
What happened?

781
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,787
Um.

782
00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:54,659
Cash stole
from Waltzer,

783
00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:57,487
so Waltzer cut
his heart out.

784
00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,448
I guess he wasn't
a person after all.

785
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:03,493
V.

786
00:43:03,537 --> 00:43:06,192
Cash said that
you took the money.

787
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,195
That's not true.

788
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,024
I-I believe you,

789
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,895
but, um,

790
00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:17,029
you got to tell
Waltzer in person.

791
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:19,771
[ mouthing ]

792
00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:22,991
Um,

793
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:26,125
tell me
where you are.

794
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,779
I'll come
to you.

795
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,391
V?

796
00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:43,403
Oh, shit.

797
00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,894
Got to get out of here.
Okay.

798
00:43:57,286 --> 00:44:00,942
[ car doesn't start ]

799
00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:02,727
Oh!

800
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,233
Excuse me!

801
00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,757
Sorry. Excuse me.

802
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,410
Thank you.

803
00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:38,197
Who do I need to find?
What am I doing?

804
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,678
Dad, dad.
Find dad.

805
00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,480
Um, excuse me. I'm looking for
Frank's father.

806
00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:02,569
Uh, he's a teacher here.

807
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,353
Oh! What's
the goddamn name?

808
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:06,616
His name is, um.

809
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,706
Tom.

810
00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:10,098
Tom.
That's his name.

811
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,858
STUDENT:
Hey, Tom, over here!

812
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,169
TOM:
Now feel the edges.

813
00:45:37,212 --> 00:45:40,868
That's one way to tell.
Sedges have edges!

814
00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:45,003
If you look at this soil
under a microscope,

815
00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:47,701
you could see thousands
of years of evolution!

816
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,137
Thanks,
Mr. Wheeler.

817
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:50,704
You're welcome,
Nate.

818
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,488
Mr. Wheeler,
is this toadflax?

819
00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:55,448
No, that's impatiens capensis,
or touch-me-not.

820
00:45:55,491 --> 00:45:57,798
Guys! I found
a touch-me-not!

821
00:45:57,842 --> 00:46:00,192
Untouched,
here in the middle

822
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,585
of suburban uniformity,
you can find.

823
00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,937
A tiny wilderness.

824
00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:10,115
Dad!
Hey, dad! Whoa!

825
00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:15,773
I need to talk
to you for a second.

826
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:19,254
STUDENT:
He has a daughter?

827
00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:21,213
You have
to fix my car.

828
00:46:21,256 --> 00:46:22,780
I planned to,
after school.

829
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,869
I can't wait
that long.

830
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:27,610
I need to leave town,
right now.

831
00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:29,264
Lady, we all do!

832
00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:32,137
Are you late for
an appointment with a client?

833
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:40,232
Are you a religious
fanatic or something?

834
00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:42,190
No. Why?

835
00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:45,803
Because you're
just the most

836
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:47,587
understanding man
I've ever met.

837
00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:49,241
Thank you.

838
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:55,334
Wow, look
at this place.

839
00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:57,466
What is this?

840
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,512
This is
the Tanahpaya wetlands--

841
00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:01,470
what's left of it.

842
00:47:01,514 --> 00:47:04,865
This is the place that
you're trying to save.

843
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,780
Oh, it's
so beautiful.

844
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,042
TOM:
You think so?

845
00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:09,783
V:
Yeah.

846
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,220
Why would anybody
want to ruin this?

847
00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:14,570
Well.

848
00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:16,442
Look!

849
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,226
BOTH:
A glossy ibis!

850
00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:24,972
I watch a lot of
documentaries on TV.

851
00:47:31,283 --> 00:47:33,720
You know, maybe
I don't have to leave.

852
00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:37,593
I mean,
it's so safe here.

853
00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,334
Nobody knows
about this place

854
00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:41,728
except you.

855
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,295
and me.

856
00:47:44,252 --> 00:47:45,645
Just you.

857
00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:47,908
and me.

858
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:49,779
And the 20 of us.

859
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:51,651
[ laughter ]

860
00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:55,785
I-I could
fix your car at 4:00.

861
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:57,309
Okay.

862
00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:59,050
Can you
manage on foot?

863
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:00,486
Yeah.
I have this.

864
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:02,357
I have this
old bike here.

865
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:07,928
Hey, hey!
That's my bike!

866
00:48:07,972 --> 00:48:09,582
Oh!
Ha, ha!

867
00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,455
Bye.

868
00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,070
It's her car.

869
00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:21,681
It's her car!
Oh!

870
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:26,512
What are
you doing?

871
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,645
I'm taking
a bath.

872
00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:31,734
Why?

873
00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,215
Because my boss had
his heart ripped out.

874
00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:37,175
Some bad people are after me,
so I'm staying.

875
00:48:37,218 --> 00:48:39,438
I've seen
The Brady Bunch.

876
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,919
Nothing bad happens
to you people.

877
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,573
I told you.

878
00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:46,010
She'll tell
our parents!

879
00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:48,969
If my dad finds out,
I'm dead!

880
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,015
She's not
going to tell!

881
00:48:51,058 --> 00:48:53,713
She's going to
marry my dad.

882
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,542
Marry her? Marry her?
He can't marry her!

883
00:48:56,585 --> 00:48:58,761
No one can marry her!

884
00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:01,155
When people marry,
they tell   everything!

885
00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:03,027
She'll tell.
They all tell!

886
00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:04,593
Kevin! Listen to me.

887
00:49:04,637 --> 00:49:07,857
If she tells,
we'll say it's Frank.

888
00:49:09,163 --> 00:49:10,121
Fine.

889
00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:14,647
Brad!

890
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,388
You're wearing
my jacket.

891
00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:22,350
I thought we bet
a zillion dollars.

892
00:49:26,311 --> 00:49:28,835
We need to get
a few things straight.

893
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:32,012
Dad isn't home.
Relax.

894
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:34,841
You can stay
in my tree fort

895
00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:38,018
and play in the house
when dad's at work.

896
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,368
No smoking, no swearing,

897
00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:42,066
and no letting dad know
you're staying here.

898
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,938
and don't take your clothes
off for money.

899
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,201
Ha, ha, ha!
Anything else?

900
00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:52,902
Yeah.

901
00:49:52,946 --> 00:49:55,470
I need some help
with my homework.

902
00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:57,995
What's the subject?

903
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,693
How long do you
want me to wait?

904
00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:01,433
Till you're
more mature.

905
00:50:02,434 --> 00:50:04,262
A sexual
relationship

906
00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:05,959
is a very
precious thing.

907
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:09,136
I was talking about dinner.
It's getting cold.

908
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,833
Oh.

909
00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:12,618
I knew that.

910
00:50:14,663 --> 00:50:15,751
Ready?

911
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:17,449
Yeah.

912
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,190
BOTH:
Ready, set, go.

913
00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,655
Ah, beat you!

914
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:52,701
Ha, ha, ha!

915
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,707
Who was a faster eater,
you or mom?

916
00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:01,667
We never raced.

917
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:06,063
What kind of microwave
dinners did she like?

918
00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:07,455
We cooked
real food.

919
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,545
Do you miss
real food?

920
00:51:10,589 --> 00:51:12,199
I've never eaten it.

921
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,511
[ bell rings ]

922
00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:32,176
All right, everybody!
Sit down.

923
00:51:32,219 --> 00:51:34,221
Okay, come on.

924
00:51:34,265 --> 00:51:36,397
Let's get started.
Time!

925
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,269
Sit down.

926
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,709
Ohh!

927
00:51:43,752 --> 00:51:45,450
Look at that!

928
00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:48,235
BRAD:
Look!
Do you believe it?

929
00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:51,020
He's wearing
the jacket!

930
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:53,675
Frank, are you ready
to begin your report?

931
00:51:55,024 --> 00:51:57,244
No, not yet.

932
00:51:57,288 --> 00:51:58,506
[ ring ]

933
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:01,466
Owen Meany Junior High.

934
00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:03,555
Just a moment.

935
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:08,299
Mrs. Fetch,

936
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,214
please report to the office.

937
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,259
You have a phone call.

938
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:15,610
Uh, Frank, don't do
anything until I get back.

939
00:52:15,654 --> 00:52:17,395
Of course!

940
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,275
Let's get started.

941
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:29,798
On what?

942
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,452
Get started on what?

943
00:52:34,412 --> 00:52:35,978
He looks so cool.

944
00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:42,289
What is he doing?

945
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,899
What's he doing?

946
00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,260
Hello.

947
00:52:57,304 --> 00:52:58,827
Aaah!

948
00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:02,222
Hello.

949
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:03,876
Hello?

950
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,879
The line is dead.

951
00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,708
This is a woman.

952
00:53:09,751 --> 00:53:11,710
[ cheers and whistles ]

953
00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,712
These are her breasts.

954
00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:15,453
[ cheers and giggling ]

955
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,933
They serve an important
biological function

956
00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:19,500
in child-rearing,

957
00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:21,676
as both
a food source.

958
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,591
and headrest.

959
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,680
[ cheers and laughter ]

960
00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:29,902
Size and shape
of breasts may vary

961
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,557
from person to person,

962
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,124
but number is constant--
one, two.

963
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,823
Whoo!

964
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:40,217
Please.

965
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,666
[ gasp ]

966
00:53:57,930 --> 00:53:59,932
MRS. FETCH:
Children! Children!

967
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:01,890
Who wants
to go on?

968
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:04,632
Children,
unlock this door!

969
00:54:04,676 --> 00:54:08,157
I didn't want to do this.
It's the assignment.

970
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,898
These.

971
00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:12,466
are the ovaries.

972
00:54:17,732 --> 00:54:19,778
Oh! Oh.

973
00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,910
Oh!

974
00:54:21,954 --> 00:54:23,912
That's where
the eggs are.

975
00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:25,871
Eggs, eggs, eggs,
eggs, eggs,

976
00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:27,699
eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

977
00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:30,223
Each ovary is connected
to a fallopian tube.

978
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,311
MRS. FETCH:
Frank!

979
00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:36,708
Uh, which swings down like
a little freeway.

980
00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:39,580
MRS. FETCH:
Open this door now!

981
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:43,758
Leading to the uterus,
that fist-sized baby motel,

982
00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:45,847
which is roughly here.

983
00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:47,240
What?

984
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,981
Tickles.

985
00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:50,939
Sorry.
Wait. Where was I?

986
00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,724
Uterus.

987
00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:54,291
Excuse me?

988
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:55,683
Baby motel!

989
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:58,512
Oh, right,
which brings us to.

990
00:54:58,556 --> 00:55:00,253
intercourse!

991
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,037
Whoaah!

992
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,301
May I have a volunteer
from the class?

993
00:55:10,132 --> 00:55:11,656
[ Applause and cheering ]

994
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,233
FRANK:
Here's something.
What do you think?

995
00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:25,757
Mmm.

996
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,149
Okay, how about
this one?

997
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:28,412
This is nice.

998
00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:29,761
I don't know.

999
00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:31,328
I-I don't think

1000
00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:34,026
that I should wear
her clothes.

1001
00:55:35,070 --> 00:55:36,333
V?

1002
00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:37,899
Yeah?

1003
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:40,293
Is there a place
you can touch

1004
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,556
to make a woman
completely insane?

1005
00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,256
Where did you
hear that?

1006
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,607
A magazine.

1007
00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,391
Um, well.

1008
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:54,612
Don't count on it.

1009
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:56,788
Okay.

1010
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,055
How about
this one?

1011
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:04,839
Like it?

1012
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:32,606
Know what I like
about you?

1013
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:35,087
Every time I think of you,
you appear.

1014
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:36,610
Mmm.

1015
00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:42,790
If you're not rushing
to see a client

1016
00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:44,749
No.

1017
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:47,012
Not in this
dress.

1018
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:50,363
Could we
have dinner?

1019
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,539
Yes.
Really?

1020
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:54,411
Yes. Yes!

1021
00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:59,154
Okay.

1022
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:01,113
I'm just
going to change.

1023
00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:02,680
Vicky?
No.

1024
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,029
Valerie?

1025
00:57:04,072 --> 00:57:05,465
Virginia?

1026
00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,814
No.

1027
00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:08,120
West Virginia?

1028
00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:19,261
Hmm?

1029
00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:20,654
He asked me out!

1030
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,264
He's changing
right now.

1031
00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:24,092
I saw.

1032
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:26,225
He's ironing
like crazy.

1033
00:57:26,268 --> 00:57:27,879
Why are you
dolled up?

1034
00:57:27,922 --> 00:57:29,141
I'm not!

1035
00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:31,578
Are you coming?

1036
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:34,581
Gross! I have
my own life, thanks.

1037
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:38,977
Is that cologne
you're wearing?

1038
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,674
No.

1039
00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:41,849
Are you
going on a date?

1040
00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,634
No.

1041
00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:46,375
Just practicing
being cool,

1042
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:47,246
in case
I run into Stacey.

1043
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:50,684
Oh. Do you have something
to give her?

1044
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:54,122
Is that a rule?

1045
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,559
No, but
it should be.

1046
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,257
Girls and gifts.

1047
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,128
Kind of
the same word.

1048
00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:02,435
I can't
take this.

1049
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,393
Why not?

1050
00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,265
I'm not giving this
to anyone.

1051
00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:08,746
I'll keep it
with me always.

1052
00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:10,051
Yeah?

1053
00:58:10,095 --> 00:58:11,662
Thanks.

1054
00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:13,098
You're welcome.

1055
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,193
I never had time
to be lonely.

1056
00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:22,411
I had Frank,

1057
00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:25,414
and I buried myself
in my work.

1058
00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:28,113
Other than Frank,

1059
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:30,768
the wetlands
mean everything to me.

1060
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:36,208
Look, honey.
It's Frank's dad.

1061
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:38,036
I wonder
who that is.

1062
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,428
She's a hooker.

1063
00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:43,171
Oh, honey!
Shh.

1064
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:45,434
I can't believe
I'm saying all this.

1065
00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:46,871
Why?

1066
00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,873
I'm normally
not like this,

1067
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:51,092
not at ease
with new people.

1068
00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:52,616
No?
Neither am I.

1069
00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:55,793
In my line of work,
that's a problem.

1070
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:58,056
How do you deal
with it?

1071
00:58:58,099 --> 00:59:00,188
Well, let's see.

1072
00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:03,017
When I'm with someone new,
I pretend like

1073
00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:05,150
I'm with
someone I love.

1074
00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:06,325
That helps me
get through.

1075
00:59:06,934 --> 00:59:08,066
[ crash ]

1076
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:09,894
Oh!

1077
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:14,289
I don't think
I've ever met

1078
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,465
a more
dedicated teacher.

1079
00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:18,424
I don't think
anyone's ever

1080
00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:21,819
looked at what
I do that way.

1081
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,995
Why? Because you don't do it
in the classroom?

1082
00:59:27,346 --> 00:59:29,566
You know, you're
an amazing man.

1083
00:59:34,962 --> 00:59:36,573
Right now,

1084
00:59:37,399 --> 00:59:39,140
with me.

1085
00:59:40,011 --> 00:59:41,403
What?

1086
00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:42,840
Are you
pretending?

1087
00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:44,276
Pretending?

1088
00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:46,104
That you're
with someone else,

1089
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:47,801
someone you love.

1090
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:52,676
No. I don't have
to pretend with you.

1091
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:54,634
Mmm.

1092
00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:56,941
Holly, isn't that your
little friend's dad?

1093
00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:59,639
Yeah. MOTHER: Who is he with?

1094
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,685
It's his sister.

1095
01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:05,732
I-I feel a,
a strong,

1096
01:00:05,776 --> 01:00:09,693
almost mammalian
pull towards you.

1097
01:00:09,736 --> 01:00:11,390
Hey.

1098
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,000
You mean,
like how the moon

1099
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:14,306
pulls the tides?

1100
01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:16,787
Yes.

1101
01:00:16,830 --> 01:00:18,919
Yes,
just like that.

1102
01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:22,444
DAD:
Don't you mean
his sister-in-law?

1103
01:00:22,488 --> 01:00:24,403
No.
It's his sister.

1104
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,797
I think
that's sweet.

1105
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,407
They must be
an affectionate family.

1106
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:30,801
You two could
learn something

1107
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,629
about how close

1108
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:35,457
a brother
and sister can be.

1109
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:37,677
No one's
said that before.

1110
01:00:37,721 --> 01:00:38,983
Say it again.

1111
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:40,332
What?

1112
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,986
The mammal word.

1113
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:43,988
Mammalian.

1114
01:00:44,031 --> 01:00:46,338
Yes, that's it.

1115
01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:48,253
What does that mean?

1116
01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:50,559
Mammals are warm-blooded
creatures.

1117
01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:52,170
Warm?

1118
01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:53,737
Very warm.

1119
01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,042
Yes?

1120
01:00:55,869 --> 01:00:57,871
Yes.

1121
01:00:57,915 --> 01:00:59,830
Very, very warm?

1122
01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:13,104
There's no   way
I'm doing that.

1123
01:01:16,716 --> 01:01:18,675
BOTH:
We should go.

1124
01:01:19,806 --> 01:01:22,722
Um, where?

1125
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,985
Well, we're-we're
going to be late.

1126
01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:26,508
Oh.

1127
01:01:26,552 --> 01:01:27,596
We have
reservations.

1128
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,076
Yeah.

1129
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,173
Tom!
Judy.

1130
01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:41,262
Hank.

1131
01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:42,786
Kevin.

1132
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:43,743
V!

1133
01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:47,094
You know
this woman, son?

1134
01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:48,574
Not like we
know each other,

1135
01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:49,749
Mr. Smith.

1136
01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:55,189
You, know her,
father?

1137
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,236
Uh, no!
No, no.

1138
01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:00,542
You must be confusing me
with someone else.

1139
01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:02,153
I may forget
names

1140
01:02:02,196 --> 01:02:03,850
but never
a face.

1141
01:02:03,894 --> 01:02:06,157
My name is V,
the letter.

1142
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,985
Your husband
and I

1143
01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,290
did business
together once.

1144
01:02:09,334 --> 01:02:10,509
Oh!
Yes, of course!

1145
01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:11,815
Business!

1146
01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:14,121
I'm sorry.
Of course.

1147
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:17,037
Uh, V is a, um,
dance instructor.

1148
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:19,431
She taught me
to dance.

1149
01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,563
You teach dance
and tutor math?

1150
01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:23,217
Isn't that
wonderful?

1151
01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:25,480
We should all
go dancing sometime.

1152
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,526
JUDY:
Let's do it soon.

1153
01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:29,397
V could teach us
some things.

1154
01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:31,269
Uh, she can't!

1155
01:02:31,312 --> 01:02:33,880
Um, she's retired.

1156
01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:36,404
It was really nice
to see you. Bye.

1157
01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:38,929
Ha, ha, ha!

1158
01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:39,930
What--

1159
01:02:41,714 --> 01:02:43,716
Well, it's a small--

1160
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:47,198
V.

1161
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:49,026
V!

1162
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,679
[ engine won't start ]

1163
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:54,292
TOM:
Stop that!

1164
01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:56,685
Stop it.
What are you doing?

1165
01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,035
I thought
you fixed it.

1166
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,820
What's wrong
with you?

1167
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:02,430
I thought things
were different.

1168
01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:04,041
What happened?

1169
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:05,956
I don't understand.

1170
01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:07,087
That's why
I'm leaving!

1171
01:03:07,131 --> 01:03:07,914
Let me
take you.

1172
01:03:09,481 --> 01:03:12,049
Do you know
where I live?

1173
01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,702
I have no idea.

1174
01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:17,097
Do you want to see it?
Follow me.

1175
01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:28,543
Why are we climbing
this tree?

1176
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,857
May I ask
why you're living

1177
01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:39,772
in my son's
tree house?

1178
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,687
Take off
your pants first.

1179
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,689
Why do I
have to?

1180
01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:45,256
Men are better
listeners

1181
01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:47,084
when they're
not wearing pants,

1182
01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:48,999
and I don't
want you

1183
01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:52,350
to be able
to get away.

1184
01:03:52,393 --> 01:03:55,832
Fine. I'm taking off
my pants.

1185
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,790
This better
be good.

1186
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,053
Nobody's treated me
like you do.

1187
01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:01,446
Like how?

1188
01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:03,317
Like a person.

1189
01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:05,015
How do others
treat you?

1190
01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:07,713
Like a hooker.

1191
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,497
Why would they
do that?

1192
01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:11,456
Because I   am
a hooker.

1193
01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,594
What do you mean,
exactly?

1194
01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:20,769
Frank said
he told you.

1195
01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:21,988
What?

1196
01:04:22,032 --> 01:04:23,642
I'm a prostitute!

1197
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,905
Men pay me to have sex
with them.

1198
01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:28,212
Then why are you
teaching math?

1199
01:04:29,517 --> 01:04:31,258
I don't
teach math!

1200
01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,434
Frank said
you're a tutor!

1201
01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,219
Frank said
you didn't care

1202
01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:37,221
that I'm a hooker.

1203
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:39,614
He bought me
a hooker?

1204
01:04:39,658 --> 01:04:42,269
He didn't   buy me
for you!

1205
01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,705
What a relief!

1206
01:04:43,749 --> 01:04:45,316
I'm to marry you.

1207
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:47,013
You said I looked
like Grace Kelly.

1208
01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,798
Who said?

1209
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:52,018
Frank. He probably
lied about that, too.

1210
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:53,585
No, he didn't.

1211
01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:56,370
I-I did say that.

1212
01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:01,332
I thought you were different
and understanding.

1213
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,029
That would explain

1214
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:06,424
why you looked at me
that way.

1215
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:09,470
That was because you looked
at me that way.

1216
01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:10,863
What way?

1217
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,821
Like I was somebody.

1218
01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,258
You are
somebody.

1219
01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:15,650
We're both
somebodies.

1220
01:05:15,694 --> 01:05:18,697
How do you
open--

1221
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:20,568
I'm an adult-somebody
teacher.

1222
01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:22,440
You're an adult-somebody
hooker

1223
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,094
I'm supposed
to marry.

1224
01:05:28,794 --> 01:05:30,100
You should
have told me.

1225
01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:33,146
You always say,
it's not what you do,

1226
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,974
it's who you are.

1227
01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,367
But there's
a difference--

1228
01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,282
There was no "but."

1229
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:40,719
I know you're
trying to help.

1230
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,068
She's the right
woman.

1231
01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:43,983
What's so right
about her?

1232
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,033
I took
this magazine test,

1233
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:52,731
"Are you your mate's
perfect woman?"

1234
01:05:52,774 --> 01:05:54,820
She scores 98%,

1235
01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:57,431
losing one because
she's a stranger

1236
01:05:57,475 --> 01:06:00,173
and one because your
relationship is a lie.

1237
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:01,522
You only
lose one?

1238
01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:03,046
It says it's
unimportant.

1239
01:06:03,089 --> 01:06:04,525
What's
more important?

1240
01:06:04,569 --> 01:06:07,485
If she's a grownup,
has a job,

1241
01:06:07,528 --> 01:06:10,227
is independent,
good with money, funny--

1242
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:11,576
she doesn't
swear anymore--

1243
01:06:11,619 --> 01:06:12,881
she watches
cartoons,

1244
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:15,232
likes ice cream,

1245
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,061
and fits into
mom's clothes.

1246
01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:20,193
I knew that dress
looked familiar.

1247
01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:21,716
She likes you,
dad!

1248
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,283
That's the best
part.

1249
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,850
Where did you learn
to be like this?

1250
01:06:24,893 --> 01:06:26,069
From you.

1251
01:06:55,707 --> 01:06:58,057
So,

1252
01:06:58,101 --> 01:06:59,754
what does
the magazine say?

1253
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:01,452
What should I do?

1254
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:03,106
Call her.

1255
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:04,629
On what?

1256
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,467
V?

1257
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:18,904
V?

1258
01:07:23,604 --> 01:07:25,563
She's not
picking up.

1259
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:27,217
V!

1260
01:07:28,957 --> 01:07:31,134
Ah! Jeez!

1261
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:44,799
V, don't go!

1262
01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:46,758
I thought you were my friend,
but you're not.

1263
01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:48,412
You're a liar.

1264
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,942
[ door opens ]

1265
01:07:56,985 --> 01:07:59,118
I want to talk
to you.

1266
01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,815
Stay away from me.

1267
01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:03,644
I should be angry.
I was deceived.

1268
01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:05,211
I am not angry!

1269
01:08:05,255 --> 01:08:07,083
I just want
to leave.

1270
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,301
I don't like
suburbs.

1271
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:09,520
Car doesn't work.

1272
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:12,566
Keep it!
It isn't mine.

1273
01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:14,133
[ crying ]

1274
01:08:15,656 --> 01:08:17,615
[ lid slams ]

1275
01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:04,531
It's a diaphragm.

1276
01:09:09,101 --> 01:09:11,364
It's a locket.

1277
01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:14,280
Somebody's
empty locket.

1278
01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:17,153
It's
kind of sad.

1279
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:21,418
It's my locket.
I gave it to him.

1280
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,595
He said he would
keep it forever.

1281
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,689
Ah!

1282
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:35,823
It's a picture
of his mom.

1283
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,919
I didn't even know
he had this.

1284
01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:50,490
She doesn't look at all
like Grace Kelly.

1285
01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,493
Neither do I,
for that matter.

1286
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:55,974
You do to me.

1287
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:10,380
I don't want to have sex
with you, you know.

1288
01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:13,905
I don't want to have sex
with you, either.

1289
01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:18,388
TOM:
I never really thought

1290
01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:22,000
that she looked
like Grace Kelly.

1291
01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:24,611
It was just a quality
that she had,

1292
01:10:24,655 --> 01:10:27,484
a feeling.

1293
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:30,400
It became a game
with Frank and me,

1294
01:10:30,443 --> 01:10:33,098
who did or didn't have
this quality.

1295
01:10:33,141 --> 01:10:35,448
It was so hard for me

1296
01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:38,234
to talk about her.

1297
01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:40,714
It was the only way

1298
01:10:40,758 --> 01:10:43,500
I could let Frank
know about her.

1299
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:46,981
Tell me
how you met.

1300
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:49,941
We knew each other
in high school.

1301
01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:52,465
Actually, it was
junior high school.

1302
01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:56,034
I remember the first time
I saw her.

1303
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:57,862
Yeah?

1304
01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:00,604
Yeah.

1305
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,736
She was leaning
on the kitchen counter,

1306
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,216
talking on the telephone.

1307
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:10,222
We were
at a dance.

1308
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:12,659
A dance.

1309
01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:15,009
I never went
to a dance.

1310
01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:17,447
Why not?

1311
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,712
Because I left home
when I was 14.

1312
01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:24,410
Missed
my whole life.

1313
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:42,123
If I'm the first,

1314
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:44,517
this might
hurt a bit.

1315
01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:48,304
Are you trying
to be funny?

1316
01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:52,264
I'm not talking
about sex.

1317
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,093
What are you
talking about?

1318
01:11:55,136 --> 01:11:57,356
I want
to make love.

1319
01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:30,171
Eve. Eve.

1320
01:12:30,215 --> 01:12:33,087
Eve is
my real name.

1321
01:12:33,131 --> 01:12:35,568
I-I changed it

1322
01:12:35,612 --> 01:12:39,180
because it sounded
too biblical,

1323
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:41,792
so I took off
the Es.

1324
01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:47,624
This hurts.

1325
01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:06,251
[ snoring ]

1326
01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:30,014
[ thump ]

1327
01:13:30,057 --> 01:13:31,537
Ow! Ouch. Damn it.

1328
01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,379
Yes, hello.

1329
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,818
Uh, did you have
somebody in mind, sir?

1330
01:13:51,862 --> 01:13:54,734
I have someone
in mind. V.

1331
01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:58,782
V? Uh, we don't know
where she is.

1332
01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:00,653
That's bullshit!

1333
01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:02,176
That's bullshit.

1334
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,223
I saw her tonight
in Middleton.

1335
01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:07,181
You saw her
in Middleton?

1336
01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:08,705
Middleton?
What address?

1337
01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:13,666
Um, he hung up.

1338
01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:15,233
Oh, he hung up.

1339
01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:17,540
She shouldn't be
hard to find.

1340
01:14:23,937 --> 01:14:25,548
[ teakettle whistling ]

1341
01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:45,655
[ V giggles ]

1342
01:14:47,831 --> 01:14:50,834
BOTH:
Good morning, Frank.

1343
01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:52,444
Did I miss
something?

1344
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,316
V and I have been
in the wetlands

1345
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,666
collecting
samples since dawn.

1346
01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:58,537
I have
to get something

1347
01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,104
out of the garbage.

1348
01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,768
You looking
for this?

1349
01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:18,601
I'm sorry I lied,

1350
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:19,689
but you said
the truth

1351
01:15:19,732 --> 01:15:21,081
gets you
in trouble.

1352
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,083
Yeah.

1353
01:15:23,127 --> 01:15:24,520
Are you staying?

1354
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,870
For a while.

1355
01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:28,785
As my mom?

1356
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,614
No, not
as your mom.

1357
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,572
Well, then,
as what?

1358
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:38,098
Um, as a friend
of the family.

1359
01:15:38,142 --> 01:15:40,057
That'll do.

1360
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,928
Good. Come on.

1361
01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:45,497
There's just
one more thing.

1362
01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:51,677
[ music playing ]

1363
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,374
Now, I want you

1364
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:55,289
to just
watch my feet

1365
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,900
and listen
to the music,

1366
01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:58,162
Okay?

1367
01:16:01,426 --> 01:16:03,471
See?
Now you try it.

1368
01:16:04,168 --> 01:16:06,692
Move your feet.

1369
01:16:06,736 --> 01:16:10,435
I said,
move your feet, Frank!

1370
01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:11,871
I am!

1371
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,220
Okay

1372
01:16:13,264 --> 01:16:15,005
New deal.

1373
01:16:15,048 --> 01:16:17,616
Um.

1374
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,793
Don't move
your feet, Okay?

1375
01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,579
Just sway your hips
from side to side.

1376
01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:25,493
No! That's how
it all starts.

1377
01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:27,234
What?

1378
01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:29,802
Sex. I've decided
it's an evil scheme.

1379
01:16:29,846 --> 01:16:31,891
What can you do?

1380
01:16:31,935 --> 01:16:33,719
Something where
you touch somebody

1381
01:16:33,763 --> 01:16:36,679
and move
at the same time.

1382
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,031
I can
thumb-wrestle.

1383
01:16:41,074 --> 01:16:44,034
Okay. That's good.
That's a start.

1384
01:16:44,077 --> 01:16:46,384
Watch out.
I'm pretty good.

1385
01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:48,734
One, two, three, four,

1386
01:16:48,778 --> 01:16:49,779
now we start the thumb war.

1387
01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:52,782
♪ Has a history
Plays tricks ♪

1388
01:16:52,825 --> 01:16:57,656
♪ She's a real deceiver

1389
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,092
I got you.

1390
01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:00,528
No, you didn't!

1391
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:02,182
Got you!

1392
01:17:02,226 --> 01:17:06,230
♪ Made me a true believer

1393
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:08,232
Ha, ha, ha!

1394
01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:09,537
Come on.

1395
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:12,802
Yeah!

1396
01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:15,195
♪ A true believer

1397
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,457
Frank.

1398
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,720
Whoa!

1399
01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:19,635
Frank!

1400
01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:21,419
You're dancing.

1401
01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:23,987
You're dancing, dude.

1402
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,557
Good morning.

1403
01:17:29,601 --> 01:17:30,907
Good morning.

1404
01:17:30,950 --> 01:17:33,039
Nice day,
isn't it?

1405
01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:43,180
Sour cream
and onion.

1406
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:45,008
Um, popsicles.

1407
01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:47,097
Sure. Pretzels?

1408
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:49,099
Yeah.

1409
01:17:49,142 --> 01:17:51,101
Oh, fluff.

1410
01:17:53,886 --> 01:17:55,540
Hi. How are you?

1411
01:17:56,149 --> 01:17:57,411
Great.

1412
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:03,417
Very good.

1413
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:04,767
Good.

1414
01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:18,389
Excuse me, ma'am.

1415
01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:21,218
Have you seen this woman?
It's important.

1416
01:18:22,741 --> 01:18:26,136
Take your time.
I've got all day.

1417
01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:28,834
No, I can't say
as I have. Sorry.

1418
01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,845
I beg your pardon--

1419
01:18:39,889 --> 01:18:43,501
Mom, can I have
the new   Cosmo, please?

1420
01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:45,677
My mom,
she's the greatest.

1421
01:19:01,432 --> 01:19:03,521
Where are we going?

1422
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,088
You're
going home.

1423
01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:06,916
I'm getting
out of here.

1424
01:19:06,959 --> 01:19:08,656
He didn't even
recognize you.

1425
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:10,267
He doesn't know

1426
01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,660
my dad can't
fix cars.

1427
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,793
I'm not
staying, Frank.

1428
01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,708
[ drill whirring ]

1429
01:19:20,016 --> 01:19:21,800
So this is what
it's like.

1430
01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:23,846
What do you mean?

1431
01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:26,500
To have a mom.

1432
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:37,076
You look cool,
Frank.

1433
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:40,558
You look very,
very cool.

1434
01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:44,997
Tonight,
Stacey will think

1435
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,912
you look
very cool, too.

1436
01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:48,871
V, don't go.

1437
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:46,205
It'll be fun.
Come on, keep up.

1438
01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,296
[ Banging ] Oh, shit!

1439
01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:53,865
Frank! V!

1440
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:57,608
Frank! V!

1441
01:21:57,651 --> 01:21:59,566
I found out
what's wrong with the car!

1442
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:02,178
Frank! Frank!

1443
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:03,527
V?

1444
01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:06,312
Frank?

1445
01:22:06,356 --> 01:22:08,010
Where is everybody?

1446
01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:57,233
[ tires squealing ]

1447
01:23:00,932 --> 01:23:02,586
[ horn honks ]

1448
01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:12,422
♪ Over the mountain

1449
01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:15,599
♪ Across the sea

1450
01:23:15,642 --> 01:23:21,953
♪ There's a girl
A-waiting for me ♪

1451
01:23:25,696 --> 01:23:31,484
♪ Across all the rivers
Beyond every cloud ♪

1452
01:23:31,528 --> 01:23:33,965
♪ She's passing me

1453
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:38,230
♪ Blowing loud

1454
01:23:38,274 --> 01:23:40,798
♪ Over the mountain

1455
01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,930
♪ A girl

1456
01:23:42,974 --> 01:23:46,064
♪ Waits for me

1457
01:23:51,548 --> 01:23:54,377
♪ There on the sand

1458
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:57,989
♪ Every blade of grass

1459
01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,861
♪ Please tell the wind

1460
01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:02,733
What happened
to you?

1461
01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:04,387
I stopped washing
completely.

1462
01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:05,736
♪ Over the mountain

1463
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,825
♪ A girl waits

1464
01:24:07,868 --> 01:24:09,522
You smell.

1465
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,351
I will no longer be
my father's dupe.

1466
01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:15,224
You don't look
so good yourself. What's up?

1467
01:24:15,267 --> 01:24:16,660
Lots of things.

1468
01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:18,401
And Stacey loves Brad,

1469
01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:21,708
which makes me feel like
I can't breathe.

1470
01:24:23,014 --> 01:24:25,364
It would be different
if V were here.

1471
01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:28,454
Really?

1472
01:24:28,498 --> 01:24:30,195
You think so, huh?

1473
01:24:30,239 --> 01:24:32,371
What would you do
if V were here?

1474
01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:34,069
I'd ask her to dance.

1475
01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:35,418
♪ My love waits

1476
01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:36,593
Prove it.

1477
01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:41,380
♪ For me

1478
01:24:41,424 --> 01:24:43,948
♪ Into each dark

1479
01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:47,734
♪ And starry night

1480
01:24:47,778 --> 01:24:49,432
♪ Oh, what a mystery

1481
01:24:49,475 --> 01:24:53,610
♪ That's sealed so tight

1482
01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:54,741
♪ Over the mountain

1483
01:24:54,785 --> 01:24:56,961
♪ A girl

1484
01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:59,529
Frank, I couldn't leave
without saying goodbye.

1485
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:02,140
Want to dance?

1486
01:25:02,184 --> 01:25:03,489
I thought
you didn't know how.

1487
01:25:03,533 --> 01:25:05,274
I don't.

1488
01:25:05,317 --> 01:25:08,277
What do you do here
if you can't dance?

1489
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,192
I thumb-wrestle.

1490
01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:18,896
Look, sweetie.

1491
01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:20,027
It's your dance
instructor.

1492
01:25:20,071 --> 01:25:21,290
Oh.

1493
01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:28,297
♪ I had a cat
Named Way Out Willie ♪

1494
01:25:28,340 --> 01:25:31,300
♪ He got a cool little chick
Named Rockin' Millie ♪

1495
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:33,258
Oh, yes.

1496
01:25:33,302 --> 01:25:36,348
♪ He walks, and he strolls
And he Suzie Qs ♪

1497
01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:40,396
♪ And do that crazy
Hand jive, too ♪

1498
01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,050
♪ Hand jive

1499
01:25:43,094 --> 01:25:45,705
♪ Hand jive

1500
01:25:45,749 --> 01:25:47,490
♪ Hand jive

1501
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:51,320
♪ Doin' that crazy hand jive

1502
01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:53,148
She's very good,
isn't she?

1503
01:25:53,191 --> 01:25:55,715
Hmm? Yes, yes.

1504
01:25:55,759 --> 01:25:58,805
Oh, yes.

1505
01:25:58,849 --> 01:26:01,286
♪ "You and that hand jive
Have got to go" ♪

1506
01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:04,681
♪ Willie said

1507
01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:06,117
"Papa, don't you
put me down" ♪

1508
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,554
He can dance.

1509
01:26:08,598 --> 01:26:10,948
He can dance
really well.

1510
01:26:10,991 --> 01:26:14,604
♪ Hand jive, hand jive

1511
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:16,388
She's a math tutor.

1512
01:26:16,432 --> 01:26:18,260
Can she solve
multivariable equations?

1513
01:26:18,303 --> 01:26:20,479
What are the odds
of finding another woman

1514
01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,916
with that body
and those skills?

1515
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,136
♪ Come on

1516
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:57,603
♪ My love must be
A kind of blind love ♪

1517
01:26:57,647 --> 01:26:59,692
Here comes
my jacket.

1518
01:26:59,736 --> 01:27:01,520
I think
he likes you.

1519
01:27:01,564 --> 01:27:02,956
Think he does?

1520
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,263
Hi.
Hi.

1521
01:27:05,307 --> 01:27:06,525
Hi.

1522
01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:09,441
Would you
like this?

1523
01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:13,228
♪ Shoo-bop shoo-bop

1524
01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:16,753
♪ Shoo-bop shoo-bop

1525
01:27:18,885 --> 01:27:20,322
Would you like
to dance?

1526
01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:23,107
♪ Shoo-bop shoo-bop

1527
01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:24,848
♪ Oh, shoo-bop shoo-bop

1528
01:27:24,891 --> 01:27:30,723
♪ Are the stars
out tonight? ♪

1529
01:27:30,767 --> 01:27:32,812
♪ Shoo-bop shoo-bop

1530
01:27:32,856 --> 01:27:34,727
Did I miss something?

1531
01:27:34,771 --> 01:27:39,341
♪ I don't know
If it's cloudy or bright ♪

1532
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:45,999
♪ I only have eyes

1533
01:27:46,043 --> 01:27:51,657
♪ For you

1534
01:27:51,701 --> 01:27:53,790
Mine.

1535
01:27:55,618 --> 01:27:57,228
[ tires squealing ]

1536
01:28:00,536 --> 01:28:02,973
Wait right here.
Don't move.

1537
01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:05,889
Waltzer, what are you
going to do?

1538
01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:08,021
I'm going
to the sock hop--

1539
01:28:08,065 --> 01:28:09,632
whatever that is.

1540
01:28:12,896 --> 01:28:15,507
I have something
important to tell you.

1541
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,423
You don't want me
to leave?

1542
01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:21,774
Right. I don't want
you to leave,

1543
01:28:21,818 --> 01:28:24,255
but there's
something else, too.

1544
01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:28,172
You've
got nerve--

1545
01:28:28,215 --> 01:28:30,130
bringing a slut like this
into our school.

1546
01:28:30,174 --> 01:28:35,962
♪ I don't know if

1547
01:28:36,006 --> 01:28:37,312
Oh!

1548
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:38,443
[ screaming ]

1549
01:28:41,272 --> 01:28:43,143
You turned my son
into a pig.

1550
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:48,975
Yeah, but he's
a happy pig.

1551
01:28:49,019 --> 01:28:50,890
There are
children here!

1552
01:28:50,934 --> 01:28:52,892
There are
children here!

1553
01:28:52,936 --> 01:28:55,504
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

1554
01:28:55,547 --> 01:28:56,983
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

1555
01:28:57,027 --> 01:28:59,029
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

1556
01:28:59,072 --> 01:29:01,771
I'm happy
to see you, V.

1557
01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:03,903
Yeah, it's a real gun.

1558
01:29:03,947 --> 01:29:05,209
Hey!

1559
01:29:05,252 --> 01:29:07,167
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1560
01:29:07,211 --> 01:29:09,474
I'd ask you to dance,

1561
01:29:09,518 --> 01:29:12,434
but you got the last geezer
in trouble.

1562
01:29:20,311 --> 01:29:22,922
You thought you could
take my money.

1563
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:24,576
Well,
you thought wrong!

1564
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:26,578
I wouldn't steal
from you.

1565
01:29:27,971 --> 01:29:30,277
Whoa! Uh!

1566
01:29:32,628 --> 01:29:34,456
You think I'm stupid
or something?

1567
01:29:34,499 --> 01:29:36,153
No.

1568
01:29:36,196 --> 01:29:39,983
Cash steals from me.
He hides 250 grand.

1569
01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:42,289
I hated Cash.

1570
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:45,467
My money pays for your life
in the suburbs.

1571
01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:47,425
I wouldn't do
anything like that.

1572
01:29:47,469 --> 01:29:49,253
Give me
your best shot.

1573
01:29:49,296 --> 01:29:51,081
Ooh! Uh!

1574
01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:57,566
Now, here's
the best part.

1575
01:29:57,609 --> 01:29:59,002
Are you listening?

1576
01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:02,048
One, I kill Cash.
I kill you.

1577
01:30:02,092 --> 01:30:03,528
I get my money.

1578
01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:05,791
I love happy endings.

1579
01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:07,271
Money in the car?

1580
01:30:07,314 --> 01:30:09,795
"Money in the--"

1581
01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:11,406
It's still there.

1582
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:17,629
[ alarm ringing ]

1583
01:30:17,673 --> 01:30:19,501
[ all screaming ]

1584
01:30:20,937 --> 01:30:22,634
Come on! Come on!

1585
01:30:22,678 --> 01:30:24,767
Mister,
I know a shortcut!

1586
01:30:24,810 --> 01:30:27,160
WALTZER:
I don't like fire.

1587
01:30:27,204 --> 01:30:29,293
Come on! This way!
Over here!

1588
01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,860
Thanks, sonny Jim.

1589
01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:32,731
Oh, my God.
It's a closet.

1590
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,733
Yes!

1591
01:30:34,777 --> 01:30:37,910
I don't like closets!
Oh, it's dark in here!

1592
01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:43,438
Uh! Uh!

1593
01:30:43,481 --> 01:30:44,787
Uh! Uh!

1594
01:30:44,830 --> 01:30:47,267
Come on!

1595
01:30:47,311 --> 01:30:48,878
[ horn honks ]

1596
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:54,623
There it is! Go!

1597
01:30:57,277 --> 01:30:59,802
Little bastards!

1598
01:30:59,845 --> 01:31:01,412
Who's driving?

1599
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,892
Whoa! Whoa!
Frank.

1600
01:31:02,935 --> 01:31:05,111
Frank,
you let me drive.

1601
01:31:05,155 --> 01:31:06,635
Let's go!

1602
01:31:09,681 --> 01:31:11,161
Yes!

1603
01:31:11,204 --> 01:31:12,858
There's no bloody fire!

1604
01:31:12,902 --> 01:31:15,295
Get out
of the bloody way!

1605
01:31:21,258 --> 01:31:23,216
Get out! Come on!

1606
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:25,828
Get out
of the bloody way!

1607
01:31:25,871 --> 01:31:28,221
[ whistling ]

1608
01:31:28,265 --> 01:31:32,008
What the bloody hell
happened, huh?

1609
01:31:32,051 --> 01:31:34,706
Well, some very small
person took the car,

1610
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,535
but I broke a nail,
which is--

1611
01:31:37,579 --> 01:31:39,319
I'll break
your bloody neck!

1612
01:31:39,363 --> 01:31:41,017
Get in there!

1613
01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:43,846
You're not worth
the price of a bullet.

1614
01:31:43,889 --> 01:31:45,238
Oh, yes, I am.

1615
01:31:45,282 --> 01:31:46,675
Oh, no,
you're not.

1616
01:31:46,718 --> 01:31:48,154
Oh, yes, I am.

1617
01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:49,939
[ tires squeal ]

1618
01:31:49,982 --> 01:31:51,201
You're not.
Am too.

1619
01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:53,072
Not.
Am too.

1620
01:31:53,116 --> 01:31:54,726
Shut up! You're not!

1621
01:31:57,947 --> 01:31:59,557
V:
Slower!

1622
01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:01,864
I can't reach
the pedals and steer.

1623
01:32:01,907 --> 01:32:03,866
I've got some major
cruise control.

1624
01:32:03,909 --> 01:32:05,955
I'll do the pedals.

1625
01:32:05,998 --> 01:32:07,347
Good idea.

1626
01:32:07,391 --> 01:32:09,132
No! Let me drive!

1627
01:32:09,175 --> 01:32:11,047
You can't drive
from there!

1628
01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:12,265
Look out!

1629
01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:14,050
Aah!

1630
01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,355
[ horns honk ]

1631
01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:19,882
Oh! Oh!
The sidewalk!

1632
01:32:19,925 --> 01:32:21,492
Sidewalk?

1633
01:32:23,102 --> 01:32:24,321
Oh, people!

1634
01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:25,540
[ screaming ]

1635
01:32:28,151 --> 01:32:31,763
[ horn honks ]

1636
01:32:31,807 --> 01:32:33,199
That was part
of the car!

1637
01:32:33,243 --> 01:32:35,680
Brake! Brake! Gas!

1638
01:32:35,724 --> 01:32:37,029
[ horn honks ]

1639
01:32:37,073 --> 01:32:38,422
Aah! Brake!

1640
01:32:38,465 --> 01:32:40,337
Gas! Gas!
He's coming!

1641
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,078
[ horn honking ]

1642
01:32:42,121 --> 01:32:44,080
Aah!
Oh, my God! Jesus!

1643
01:32:44,123 --> 01:32:45,472
Aah!

1644
01:32:45,516 --> 01:32:46,909
It's
the pimp mobile!

1645
01:32:46,952 --> 01:32:49,128
Gas! Gas!

1646
01:32:49,172 --> 01:32:51,348
[ screaming ]

1647
01:33:00,705 --> 01:33:03,229
All right! I see it!

1648
01:33:03,273 --> 01:33:06,363
Aah!

1649
01:33:10,846 --> 01:33:12,587
Wait! Left! Left!

1650
01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:14,327
Um, um, um, um--

1651
01:33:14,371 --> 01:33:16,591
Right!
Left!

1652
01:33:18,288 --> 01:33:21,291
Whoa!

1653
01:33:21,334 --> 01:33:23,598
Uh, that thing
on the car is gone.

1654
01:33:23,641 --> 01:33:25,164
Do we need it?

1655
01:33:27,776 --> 01:33:29,081
Let me drive!

1656
01:33:30,822 --> 01:33:32,171
You broke the car!

1657
01:33:32,215 --> 01:33:33,477
Go right!

1658
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:35,044
[ engine revs ]

1659
01:33:35,087 --> 01:33:37,786
You lost
the steering wheel?

1660
01:33:37,829 --> 01:33:39,178
Who's smoking?

1661
01:33:39,222 --> 01:33:40,440
It's the car!

1662
01:33:40,484 --> 01:33:41,877
[ horns honk ]

1663
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:44,749
[ all screaming ]

1664
01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:49,362
That mad friggin' tart!

1665
01:33:49,406 --> 01:33:51,321
[ ding ding ]

1666
01:33:51,364 --> 01:33:53,105
Sounds like a train.

1667
01:33:53,149 --> 01:33:54,541
It is a train!

1668
01:33:54,585 --> 01:33:56,543
Well, what's it doing?

1669
01:33:56,587 --> 01:33:58,154
[ Ding ding ]

1670
01:33:58,197 --> 01:33:59,416
Oh, nothing.

1671
01:33:59,459 --> 01:34:02,027
Oh, my God!

1672
01:34:02,071 --> 01:34:04,290
Brad,
we'll never make it!

1673
01:34:04,334 --> 01:34:06,684
No, Brad, go! Go!
We'll make it! Faster!

1674
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:08,077
Brake!

1675
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,208
Make up your minds!

1676
01:34:09,252 --> 01:34:10,732
[ horn honking ]

1677
01:34:10,775 --> 01:34:12,037
Aah!

1678
01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:13,386
All right!

1679
01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:16,085
Brake!

1680
01:34:16,128 --> 01:34:17,477
Gas!

1681
01:34:18,565 --> 01:34:19,915
My God!

1682
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,360
Did we make it?
What happened?

1683
01:34:30,403 --> 01:34:32,362
Fire!

1684
01:34:32,405 --> 01:34:34,886
It's a fire!
Get out!

1685
01:34:34,930 --> 01:34:36,279
Get out!

1686
01:34:38,107 --> 01:34:40,413
BETTY:
Ow! You big jerk!

1687
01:34:40,457 --> 01:34:42,589
You could have
killed me!

1688
01:34:42,633 --> 01:34:45,157
Jesus!

1689
01:34:45,201 --> 01:34:46,637
She's going to blow!

1690
01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:47,856
Get out!

1691
01:34:47,899 --> 01:34:49,292
Go! Go!

1692
01:34:49,335 --> 01:34:51,250
Get away!
Get out!

1693
01:34:51,294 --> 01:34:54,036
Help get him
out!

1694
01:34:54,079 --> 01:34:55,777
Get him out!

1695
01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:19,452
They're children,
you big dope!

1696
01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:20,932
Uh!

1697
01:35:31,377 --> 01:35:36,208
Oh, God, they blew up
my bloody money!

1698
01:35:36,252 --> 01:35:38,167
[ sirens ]

1699
01:35:38,210 --> 01:35:39,951
When I find her,

1700
01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:42,954
I'm going to rip
her face off!

1701
01:35:42,998 --> 01:35:45,217
Get in the car!
Shut up!

1702
01:35:45,261 --> 01:35:47,219
Just get in there.

1703
01:35:47,263 --> 01:35:49,004
Oh, she's gone.
She's gone.

1704
01:35:49,047 --> 01:35:50,962
Oh, shut up!

1705
01:35:51,006 --> 01:35:53,095
Cork your bloody beak.

1706
01:36:06,282 --> 01:36:08,719
Frank!

1707
01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:11,330
Dad! Dad!

1708
01:36:11,374 --> 01:36:13,463
Oh!

1709
01:36:14,986 --> 01:36:16,553
Are you okay?

1710
01:36:16,596 --> 01:36:19,251
Yeah.
We blew up the car.

1711
01:36:19,295 --> 01:36:22,428
Open her up!

1712
01:36:22,472 --> 01:36:24,300
You boys all right?

1713
01:36:24,343 --> 01:36:26,084
[ both ]
Yeah.

1714
01:36:26,128 --> 01:36:28,478
Was V with you?

1715
01:36:28,521 --> 01:36:29,784
She was with us.

1716
01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:31,176
Did she get out?

1717
01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:33,265
Yeah, she got out.

1718
01:36:33,309 --> 01:36:36,529
Well, where is she?
Where is she?

1719
01:36:36,573 --> 01:36:39,097
Dad! Dad, she's gone.

1720
01:36:46,278 --> 01:36:48,759
She's gone, dad.

1721
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:50,587
[ Police radio ]

1722
01:37:13,349 --> 01:37:15,655
[ doorbell rings ]

1723
01:37:25,796 --> 01:37:27,058
This way.

1724
01:37:27,102 --> 01:37:28,364
Thank you.

1725
01:37:39,070 --> 01:37:40,942
I want out.

1726
01:37:52,823 --> 01:37:55,521
You'd be taking money
out of my pocket.

1727
01:37:55,565 --> 01:37:57,132
Waltzer's taking out

1728
01:37:57,175 --> 01:37:59,786
a lot more than
I ever put in.

1729
01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:02,528
I'm saving you
a fortune, Jerry.

1730
01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:04,661
I mean, let me go, please.

1731
01:38:10,319 --> 01:38:11,668
Goodbye, my child.

1732
01:38:11,711 --> 01:38:13,626
Thank you.

1733
01:38:17,239 --> 01:38:20,590
Um, what about Waltzer?

1734
01:38:20,633 --> 01:38:22,722
After today,

1735
01:38:22,766 --> 01:38:24,463
Waltzer doesn't exist
anymore.

1736
01:40:17,881 --> 01:40:19,535
Oh, my god.

1737
01:40:21,537 --> 01:40:23,365
Oh, my God!

1738
01:40:24,583 --> 01:40:26,237
Ha, ha, ha!

1739
01:40:33,766 --> 01:40:35,464
[ siren ]

1740
01:40:50,653 --> 01:40:52,220
Nice chains,
Mr. Wheeler.

1741
01:40:52,263 --> 01:40:54,918
My dad's in therapy,
Mr. Wheeler. Thanks.

1742
01:40:54,961 --> 01:40:56,311
Dad, please,
you lost.

1743
01:40:56,354 --> 01:40:58,791
You've been here
for two days.

1744
01:40:58,835 --> 01:41:01,185
The paper
didn't even show up.

1745
01:41:01,229 --> 01:41:02,621
If you
unchain yourself,

1746
01:41:02,665 --> 01:41:03,666
nobody's
pressing charges.

1747
01:41:03,709 --> 01:41:05,929
Please, dad.

1748
01:41:05,972 --> 01:41:08,018
If we unchain you,
you're going to jail.

1749
01:41:09,541 --> 01:41:10,847
When this place
goes,

1750
01:41:11,848 --> 01:41:13,023
part of me goes
with it

1751
01:41:15,243 --> 01:41:17,984
a part of all of us.

1752
01:41:18,985 --> 01:41:21,118
I'll go to jail.

1753
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:26,863
Okay,
We're ready to go.

1754
01:41:26,906 --> 01:41:28,386
Tom, you're
under arrest.

1755
01:41:28,430 --> 01:41:30,345
Dad!

1756
01:41:30,388 --> 01:41:33,217
You have the right
to remain silent.

1757
01:41:33,261 --> 01:41:35,915
Anything you say
will be used against you.

1758
01:41:38,396 --> 01:41:40,181
If you cannot afford one,

1759
01:41:40,224 --> 01:41:42,052
an attorney
will be appointed.

1760
01:41:42,096 --> 01:41:43,619
Do you
understand?

1761
01:41:43,662 --> 01:41:45,534
Forget it,
Charlie.

1762
01:41:45,577 --> 01:41:47,536
He's got the right

1763
01:41:47,579 --> 01:41:50,016
to do any damn thing
he pleases.

1764
01:41:50,060 --> 01:41:51,453
What's going on here?

1765
01:41:56,806 --> 01:41:58,286
What is that?

1766
01:41:58,329 --> 01:42:00,026
A deed.

1767
01:42:02,420 --> 01:42:04,857
It's the deed to
the wetlands in my name.

1768
01:42:04,901 --> 01:42:06,816
Wha--

1769
01:42:06,859 --> 01:42:08,948
Somebody bought
the Tanahpaya wetlands

1770
01:42:08,992 --> 01:42:10,298
in my name.

1771
01:42:10,341 --> 01:42:12,082
Who did this?

1772
01:42:13,605 --> 01:42:15,129
She did it.

1773
01:42:17,870 --> 01:42:18,915
V!

1774
01:42:19,829 --> 01:42:21,526
Oh, V!

1775
01:42:21,570 --> 01:42:24,225
Mmm.

1776
01:42:24,268 --> 01:42:26,227
Tom, I'm happy
for you.

1777
01:42:26,270 --> 01:42:28,446
All right, boys,
let's go home.

1778
01:42:35,236 --> 01:42:37,107
Does this mean
you're staying?

1779
01:42:39,109 --> 01:42:42,243
Come on. I'll have to talk
to your dad.

1780
01:42:42,634 --> 01:42:44,332
Wow!

1781
01:42:44,375 --> 01:42:46,072
This is so cool.

1782
01:42:47,857 --> 01:42:50,164
Well, you guys take care
of yourselves.

1783
01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:52,166
Yeah, yeah.

1784
01:42:52,209 --> 01:42:53,950
Yeah, yeah.

1785
01:43:01,175 --> 01:43:03,786
You should have spent
your money on yourself.

1786
01:43:03,829 --> 01:43:06,136
I did. I bought
a few things.

1787
01:43:07,355 --> 01:43:09,531
This is
for you and me.

1788
01:43:09,574 --> 01:43:11,576
The glossy ibis
has to have a home.

1789
01:43:11,620 --> 01:43:13,491
Thanks.

1790
01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:19,105
Tell me I'm worth
waiting for.

1791
01:43:19,149 --> 01:43:21,891
You're worth
much more than that.

1792
01:43:33,294 --> 01:43:34,730
Ha, ha, ha!

1793
01:43:34,773 --> 01:43:36,122
[ car starts ]

1794
01:43:41,432 --> 01:43:43,217
Well, where are
you going?

1795
01:43:43,260 --> 01:43:45,523
How will we
find you?

1796
01:43:45,567 --> 01:43:47,786
Um, you know that
ice cream parlor?

1797
01:43:47,830 --> 01:43:49,832
Yeah.

1798
01:43:49,875 --> 01:43:51,703
You know, the one where
you first kissed me?

1799
01:43:51,747 --> 01:43:53,401
Yeah.

1800
01:43:53,444 --> 01:43:55,838
I bought it.

1801
01:43:57,143 --> 01:43:58,928
You're staying here?

1802
01:43:58,971 --> 01:44:01,191
Uh-huh.
Here?

1803
01:44:01,235 --> 01:44:03,976
You know what?

1804
01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:06,283
There is a place
you can touch a woman

1805
01:44:06,327 --> 01:44:07,850
that'll
drive her crazy.

1806
01:44:07,893 --> 01:44:09,417
Where?

1807
01:44:10,679 --> 01:44:12,333
Her heart.

1808
01:44:17,033 --> 01:44:18,774
[ engine starts ]

1809
01:44:22,821 --> 01:44:24,432
See ya.

1810
01:44:35,356 --> 01:44:36,792
I have a hair.

1811
01:44:37,662 --> 01:44:39,098
Ha, ha, ha!

1812
01:44:40,404 --> 01:44:42,232
I have a hair!

1813
01:45:02,905 --> 01:45:06,474
♪ This heart was
almost taken ♪

1814
01:45:06,517 --> 01:45:10,869
♪ This heart
had love overflowin' ♪

1815
01:45:10,913 --> 01:45:14,395
♪ This heart was reawakened
When you came along ♪

1816
01:45:14,438 --> 01:45:18,224
♪ This heart

1817
01:45:18,268 --> 01:45:21,924
♪ This heart was born
Feet runnin' ♪

1818
01:45:21,967 --> 01:45:25,797
♪ This heart
Saw your porch light on ♪

1819
01:45:25,841 --> 01:45:27,843
♪ This heart hit
the sidewalk ♪

1820
01:45:27,886 --> 01:45:34,502
♪ Wonderin' why you
Left it on ♪

1821
01:45:34,545 --> 01:45:37,243
♪ This heart
Was stranded in the winter ♪

1822
01:45:37,287 --> 01:45:41,944
♪ Was stuck out in a blizzard
In its summer clothes ♪

1823
01:45:41,987 --> 01:45:44,860
♪ This heart knows
When love comes ♪

1824
01:45:44,903 --> 01:45:48,298
♪ And when it goes

1825
01:45:57,525 --> 01:46:01,311
♪ This heart
Hears the telephone ringin' ♪

1826
01:46:01,355 --> 01:46:04,793
♪ This heart's gonna
Let it go ♪

1827
01:46:04,836 --> 01:46:06,925
♪ 'Cause this heart

1828
01:46:06,969 --> 01:46:09,101
Knows the bells
she's hearin' ♪

1829
01:46:09,145 --> 01:46:14,106
♪ Aren't the telephone

1830
01:46:14,150 --> 01:46:17,675
♪ This heart
Has heard your laughter ♪

1831
01:46:17,719 --> 01:46:21,592
♪ This heart has learned
How to smile ♪

1832
01:46:21,636 --> 01:46:24,290
♪ This heart
Will be your true believer ♪

1833
01:46:24,334 --> 01:46:29,295
♪ If you stay awhile

1834
01:46:29,339 --> 01:46:31,820
♪ This heart
Was stranded in the winter ♪

1835
01:46:31,863 --> 01:46:37,695
♪ Was stuck out in a blizzard
In its summer clothes ♪

1836
01:46:37,739 --> 01:46:40,611
♪ This heart knows
When love comes ♪

1837
01:46:40,655 --> 01:46:44,354
♪ And when it goes

1838
01:46:48,532 --> 01:46:52,362
♪ This heart, this heart
This heart ♪

1839
01:46:52,406 --> 01:46:55,931
♪ This heart
This heart, this heart ♪

1840
01:46:55,974 --> 01:46:59,717
♪ This heart, this heart
This heart ♪

1841
01:46:59,761 --> 01:47:03,417
♪ This heart
This heart, this heart ♪

1842
01:47:07,812 --> 01:47:10,598
♪ This heart
Was stranded in the winter ♪

1843
01:47:10,641 --> 01:47:15,080
♪ Was stuck out in a blizzard
In its summer clothes ♪

1844
01:47:15,124 --> 01:47:20,129
♪ This heart knows
When love comes ♪

1845
01:47:20,172 --> 01:47:23,524
♪ And when it goes

1846
01:47:31,270 --> 01:47:35,013
♪ This heart
Hears the telephone ringin' ♪

1847
01:47:35,057 --> 01:47:38,060
♪ This heart's gonna
Let it go ♪

1848
01:47:38,103 --> 01:47:39,714
♪ 'Cause this heart

1849
01:47:39,757 --> 01:47:41,280
Knows the bells
she's hearin' ♪

1850
01:47:41,324 --> 01:47:46,460
♪ Aren't the telephone

1851
01:47:46,503 --> 01:47:49,854
♪ This heart
Has heard your laughter ♪

1852
01:47:49,898 --> 01:47:54,859
♪ This heart has learned
How to smile ♪

1853
01:47:54,903 --> 01:47:57,383
♪ This heart
Will be your true believer ♪

1854
01:47:57,427 --> 01:47:59,995
♪ If you stay awhile

1855
01:48:02,345 --> 01:48:06,262
♪ This heart, this heart
This heart ♪

1856
01:48:06,305 --> 01:48:09,918
♪ This heart
This heart, this heart ♪

1857
01:48:09,961 --> 01:48:13,095
♪ This heart, this heart
This heart ♪