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The world of investing...
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..can be a jungle.
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Bulls. Bears.
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Danger at every turn.
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That�s why, we at Stratton Oakmont
pride ourselves, on being the best.
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Trained professionals, to guide you through
the financial wilderness.
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Stratton Oakmont.
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Stabilty.
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Integrity.
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Pride.
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One.
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Two..Three!
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Twenty five grand to the first cocksucker
to nail a bullseye!
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Come on, let's go!
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One.
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Two..
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..Three!
My name is Jordan Belfort.
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Not him,
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Me. That's right.
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I�m a former member of the middle class,
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raised by two accountants in a tiny
apartment in Bayside, Queens.
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The year I turned 26, as the head of
my own brokerage firm,
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I made 49 million dollars.
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Which really pissed me off
because it was three shy of a million a week.
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No..no..no, my Ferrari was white.
Like Don Johnson�s in Miami Vice.
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Not red.
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See that, humongous estate down there?
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That�s my house.
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My wife, Naomi.
The Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.
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A former model and Miller Lite girl.
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Yeah, she was the one with my cock
in her mouth in the Ferrari,
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So, put your dick back in your pants.
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In addition to Naomi and my
two perfect kids,
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I own a mansion, private jet, six cars,
three horses,
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two vacation homes and a
170 foot yacht.
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I also gamble like a degenerate,
drink like a fish,
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I fuck hookers maybe
five-six times a week,
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I have three different Federal agencies
looking to indict me. Oh yeah..
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...and I love drugs.
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Pull up..Pull up!
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We�re gonna crash!!
For Christ's sake! Pull up!
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Juuusss..Relax.
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Are you okay?
- Yeah, i'm alright.
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Good job.
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You get in there safe, alright?
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Next time, brahther.
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Till next time.
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Yep, on a daily basis
I consume enough drugs,
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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island...
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..and Queens.
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For a month.
- Okay, Mr.Jordan.
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I take Quaaludes, ten to fifteen times
a day. For my back pain.
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Adderall to stay focus.
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Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow out,
cocaine to wake back up again and morphine well..
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because it�s awesome.
Mornin' Blake.
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But of all the drugs
under God�s blue heaven,
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there�s one that�s
my absolute favorite.
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See...
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enough of this shit�ll make
you invincible,
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able to conquer the world
and eviscerate your enemies.
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And, I�m not talking about this.
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I�m talking about this.
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See, Money doesn�t just buy you
a better life --
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better food, better cars,
better pussy --
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it also makes you a better person.
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You can give generously to the church
or political party of your choice.
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You can save the fucking spotted
owl with money.
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I've always wanted to be rich.
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So, let me go back.
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I'm 22 years old. Newly married
and already a money crazed little shit.
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So, what do I do?
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I go to the one place on earth
that befit my high minded ambitions.
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JERRY FOGEL: You are lower than pond scum.
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You got a problem with that?
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Jordan?
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No.
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No problem at all.
- Good, because that is what you are.
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Pond scum.
Your job is �connector�, which means...
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that you'll be dialing the phone
over 500 times a day,
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trying to �connect� me
with wealthy business owners.
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And, till you pass your Series 7,
that is all you�re gonna fucking be doing.
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Sit. Sit!
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Just so you know, last year
I made over 300 thousand dollars.
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The other guy you'll be working for,
he made over a million.
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A million dollars?
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I could only imagine what a douchebag
that guy must be.
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Jordan Belfort?
- Yes, sir.
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Mark Hanna.
- A pleasure to meet you.
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And, you as well. I see,
you've already met the village asshole.
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Smile and dial.
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And don�t pick your
fucking head up till one.
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Hey, fuck him.
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I'm senior broker here,
he's just a worthless piker.
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Why don't you blow me, Hannah.
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Now, Did you really pitched stock..
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in your job interview?
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I had to do something to stand out.
Right, Sir.
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I fuckin� love that!
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Lunch, today.
- Yeah.
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We don't start dialing at 9:30
Because,
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our clients are already
answering the phone!
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Three, two..
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one..Let�s fuck!!
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You want to know
what money sounds like?
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Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
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Fuck this, shit that.
Cunt, cock, asshole.
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I couldn�t believe how these guys
talked to each other.
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I was hooked within seconds.
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It was like mainlining adrenaline.
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Fourty, Pick up the cocksuckin' phone!
- Sorry..
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You're such a fuckin' deouchbag, Hanna.
- We don't give two shits about..
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'How' technology works.
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Because, all we care about is
getting fuckin' rich!
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Jordan Belfort..
- Solid..two thousand.
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Done!
Time to paint the tape.
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Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft.
Going in the hole!
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C'mon.
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The pole man is alive.
Alive. Hold on to that, it's hot.
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Shut that motherfucker.
Shut it..shut it. Shut it!
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Sold!
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Tootski?
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No. Thank you, though.
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Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you
on this glorious afternoon?
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Well, Hector, here�s the game plan.
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You're gonna nring us two Absolut Martinis,
You know how I like 'em, straight up.
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And then, Precisely seven and one
half minutes after that,
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You're gonna nring us two more,
and then..
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two more after that every five minutes,
until one of us passes the fuck out.
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An excellent strategy, Sir?
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I�m good with water for now,
though thank you.
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It's his first day on Wall Street,
Give him time.
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Thank you.
- Mmhmm.
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Mr.Hanna..
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You're able to..
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..do drugs during the day
and still function and do your job?
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How the fuck else would you do this job?
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Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
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Right.
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I gotta say, I�m incredibly excited
about being part of your firm.
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The clients you have are absolutely..
- Fuck the clients.
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Your only responsibility is to put
mean on the table.
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You got a girlfriend?
- I am married.
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My wife, her name is Teresa.
She cuts hair.
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Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Think about Teresa.
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Name of the game?
Move the money from your client's pocket.
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Into your pocket.
- Right.
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But, if you can make the clients money,
at the same time.
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It advantageous to everyone.
Correct?
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No.
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Number one rule of Wall Street.
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Nobody --
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okay, if you�re Warren Buffet
or Jimmy Buffet.
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Nobody knows, if a stock�s gonna go up,
down, sideways or fucking circles.
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Least of all stock brokers.
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It's all a Fughazi.
You know what a fughazi is?
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Fugazi it's a fake..
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Yeah, Fugazi, Fughazi.
It's a wazi, it's a woozi...
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..fairy dust.
It doesn't exist. It never landed.
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It is no matter.
It's not in the elemental chart.
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It's not fucking real!
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Stay with me.
- Mmhmm.
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We don't create shit.
We don't build anything.
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So, you got a client.
Who bought stock at eight.
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And, announces it sixteen.
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He's all fucking happy,
He wants to cash in, liquidate.
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Take his fucking money and run home.
You don't let him do that.
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Cos, that would make it real.
- Right.
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What do you do?
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You get another brilliant idea.
A special Idea.
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Another situation.
Another stock.
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To reinvest his earnings
and then, some.
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And, he will. Every single time.
Cos, they're fuckin' addicted.
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And, then..you just keep doing this.
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Again and again.
..and again.
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Meanwhile..
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He thinks, he is gettin' shit rich.
Which he is...On paper.
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But, you and me.
The brokers..
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we are taking home cold hard cash via.
Commission, motherfucker!
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Right.
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That's incredible Sir.
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I can't tell you, how excited I am.
- You should be.
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There's two keys,
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to sucess,
in the broker business.
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First of all,
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You gotta stay relax.
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You jerk off?
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Do I jerk off? Yeah,Yeah,
I jerk off..yeah.
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How many times a week?
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Like, uhm..three four times, maybe.
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Pump those numbers up.
Those are rookies number in this racket.
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I myself, I jerk off at least..
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twice a day.
- Wow!
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Once in the morning,
right after I work out.
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And, then once, right after lunch.
- Really?
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I want to.
That's not why I do it.
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I do it, cos i fucking need to.
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Think about it.
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You're dealing with numbers.
All day long.
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Decimal points..high frequencies.
Bang, bang bang. Iek, iek eik..
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Fucking digits!
Ke, ke..ke ke..
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All very acidic,
above the shoulders,
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mustered shit.
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Alright?
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That kind can weaken some people up.
Right?
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You gotta feed the geese.
Keep the blood flowing.
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And, keep the rhythm
below the belt.
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Done.
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This is not a tip.
This is a perscription. Trust me.
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If you don't?
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You will fall out of balance.
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Split the differential..
and tip the fuck over.
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Or, worse shit.
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I've seen this happen..
Implode.
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No, I don't wanna implode sir.
- No, you don't.
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I'm in it for the long run.
You know?
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Yeah, implosions are ugly.
- Yeah.
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Pop off to the bathroom,
work on it anytime you can.
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And, when you get really good at it.
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You'll fucking be stroking it.
And, you'll be thinking about money.
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Second..key to sucess.
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In this racket, Is this baby right here.
It's called cocaine.
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It will keep you sharp,
between the ears.
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It will also help your fingers dial faster.
And, guess what?
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That's good for me.
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Yes, sir.
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Revolutions. You follow?
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Revolutions.
- Keep the client on the ferris wheel.
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And, it goes..the park is open.
24/7..365.
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Every decade..every
goddamn century.
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That's it.
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The name of the game.
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I'll key the key.
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Thank you.
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We are common denominator.
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Keep that for me.
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For the next six months I got to know
the 'ins' and 'out' of Wall Street.
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Earning shit money,
as I geare up to take my Series 7.
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Then, I was a license broker at last.
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Ready to make my fortune.
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My first day as a future
Master of the Universe.
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They called it Black Monday.
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No shit.
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By four p.m. the market
had dropped 508 points,
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the biggest plummet, since
the crash of �29.
247
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This is not something, that
you wanna sell.
248
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:08,298
You know what happened?
A fucking Tsunami.
249
00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:09,498
I think you're making a big mistake.
250
00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:13,133
Yes, I will talk to your wife.
- Trust me. Do not answer the phone.
251
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:16,924
A lot of people are gonna be calling you.
Trying you to get your dirty laundry.
252
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,353
Holy.
253
00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:34,606
Fucking..Shit!
254
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,707
Unbelievable!
255
00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:39,775
My first shitty day as a broker.
256
00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:40,975
Within a month,
257
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:45,174
L.F. Rothschild, an institution
since 1899,
258
00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:46,716
..closed its doors.
259
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,243
Wall street had swallowed me up.
260
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:52,472
And, shit me right back out again.
261
00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:57,591
We could pawn my engagement ring.
If we needed to.
262
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:58,791
Cos, I don't mind.
263
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,600
If we needed to, I'm saying i'm okay.
- Will you listen to me.
264
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,455
We�re not pawning anything. Okay?
265
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,873
What'd I always tell you?
- You're gonna be a millionaire.
266
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:08,073
That's right, okay?
267
00:16:08,273 --> 00:16:11,075
Let me look..
We'll find something.
268
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:12,275
How about this?
- What?
269
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:15,248
- �Nobody Beats the Wiz�.
Electronic store.
270
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,870
Stock boy, what do you think?
- You're not gonna work at that place.
271
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,188
Yeah, but you know..you start off..
- Jordan you're gonna be miserable..
272
00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,931
at that place, if you go there.
- It's sales. You work your way up..
273
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,837
You'd be a general manger..
- You're not gonna be a stock boy.
274
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:27,265
Why not?
- Cos, you're a stock broker.
275
00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:30,031
You understand that,
nobody is hiring stock brokers right now.
276
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,771
You understand that?
Okay?
277
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,161
Ah, this place is..
278
00:16:39,361 --> 00:16:42,629
What does that say?
- Stock brokers.
279
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:48,005
Long Island.
Stock brokers in Long Island.
280
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,904
Hey, I�m looking
for Investor�s Center?
281
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,309
That�s us, you wanna invest?
282
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:14,509
No.
283
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,870
Investor�s Center.
I�m looking for Investor�s Center?
284
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,051
Yeah, that's us.
This is it.
285
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:22,107
Oh, I'm Dwayne.
- You're Dwayne?
286
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,167
Yeah.
- Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
287
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:28,306
I'm Jordan Belfort.
I'm the broker from Rothschild, New york.
288
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,506
Yes, yeah. Have a seat.
How are you?
289
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,707
We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
- Two hours ago.
290
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:48,785
Where..where are your quotrons, here?
- Quotrons?
291
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,758
- Yeah, computers.
No, we don't need computers here.
292
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:52,958
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.
293
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,986
Pink sheets?
- Yeah, they're Penny stocks.
294
00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:58,246
Company that can't get listed on NASDAQ,
they don't have enough capital;
295
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:00,398
..their shares trade here.
- Penny Stocks?
296
00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:04,173
Yeah, this one..Aerodhyne.
is a really interesting...
297
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:06,718
Or Aero..Aerotyne?
- Aerotyne, yeah.
298
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:11,876
Very hot stock right now.
- Yeah?
299
00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:15,588
They are couple of brothers,
that are making radar detectors out of a garage;
300
00:18:15,788 --> 00:18:18,108
They are out of Dubuque. Maybe,
it's microwaves, I'm not sure. But..
301
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:19,308
You call the company's main line,
302
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:21,767
their mom Dorothy answers,
and she's so sweet.
303
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:30,652
Six cents a share?
C'mon, Who buys this crap?
304
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:31,852
Well, I mean..
305
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:33,052
Honestly, mostly Schmucks.
306
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,035
There's postmen,
there's always a postman.
307
00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,150
Plumbers, uhm..?
308
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,305
They see our ads,
in the back of Hustler,
309
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,789
Popular Mechanics,
and our ads actually says,
310
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:42,989
they can get rich quick.
311
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,189
Hustler?
- Yeah..
312
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,387
You know, that girlie magazine?
- Yeah, nudie mag.
313
00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:48,587
A lot.
- Yeah.
314
00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:50,438
We're helping them finance houses,
315
00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:52,301
we are helping them
buy their wife a diamond ring..
316
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:53,501
A boat..maybe.
317
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:57,486
Is this stuff regulated or you guys
what're you doing here?
318
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:02,493
ehhh..sort of..
- sort of?
319
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,384
Jesus Christ!
The spread on these is huge.
320
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,546
Yeah and that�s the point.
What's your name again?
321
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:10,984
Jordan Belfort.
322
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,184
Jordan, what did you get on
that Blue chip Stock?
323
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,990
I make one percent.
324
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,253
Or, I did make one percent.
325
00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:17,453
Pink sheets it's fifty.
326
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:18,653
It's fifty percent?
327
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,800
It's fifty percent commission?
328
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Yup.
329
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,200
For what?
330
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,832
It's our mark up for our services.
331
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:33,324
So, if I..if I sell a stock at
ten thousand dollars.
332
00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:35,560
My commission is five thousand bucks?
333
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,031
If you sell ten thousand
dollars worth of this stock,
334
00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:40,547
I'll personally give
you a blowjob for free.
335
00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:44,481
And, I hope it happens.
336
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,520
Hello, John.
How're you doing today?
337
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,539
You mailed in my company
a postcard, a few weeks back.
338
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,306
Requesting, information
on penny stocks that had huge..
339
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:56,310
upside potential with
very little downside risk.
340
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,077
Does that ring a bell?
- Oh, yeah. I may've sent you.
341
00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:00,798
Okay great. Well, the reason
for the call today John is.
342
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:04,236
Something just came
across my desk John.
343
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,192
It is perhaps the best,
i've seen in the last six months.
344
00:20:07,392 --> 00:20:08,392
If you've sixty seconds,
345
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,437
I'd like to share this with you.
You got a minute?
346
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:13,907
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International..
347
00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:17,105
It is a cutting edge tech firm
out of the Midwest,
348
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:19,587
awaiting imminent patent approval,
349
00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:23,484
on a new generation of radar
detectors that have both huge military,
350
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:25,425
and civilian applications.
351
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,625
Now.
352
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,348
Right now John. The stock trades over
the counter at ten cents a share,
353
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:31,548
And, by the way John...
354
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,905
Our analyst indicates,
it could go a heck of a lot higher after that.
355
00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:36,105
Your profit,
356
00:20:36,305 --> 00:20:39,081
on a mere six thousand dollar
investment would be, upwards of..
357
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,966
..sixty thousand dollars!
358
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,750
Jesus! That's my morgage man!
- Exactly, you could pay off your morgage.
359
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,748
John, one thing I can promise you.
360
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:48,948
Even in this market,
361
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:52,414
Is that I never ask my clients
to judge me on my winners.
362
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:56,153
I ask them to judge me on my losers.
Because, they I have so few.
363
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:57,353
And in the case of Aerotyne,
364
00:20:57,553 --> 00:21:00,888
Based on every technical
factor out there, John.
365
00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:03,978
We are looking at a
Grand Slam home run.
366
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,191
I'll do four grand.
Four thousand, that'd be 40 thousand shares, John.
367
00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:10,391
Let me lock in on that trade now,
368
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:13,585
and get back to you with my secretary
with an exact confirmation.
369
00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:15,407
Sound good, John?
- That sounds good. Great.
370
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,607
Hey, John?
371
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:17,807
Thank you for your vote of confidence.
372
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,788
And, Welcome to the Investors Center.
- Yeah, thanks alot. Bye.
373
00:21:26,614 --> 00:21:28,216
How�d you fuckin� do that?
374
00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:32,375
Just like that I made two grand.
375
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:35,120
The other guys looked at me like,
I�d just discovered fire.
376
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,570
Great! Even better!
377
00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:40,070
I was selling garbage to garbage men.
378
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,750
And, making cash
hand over fist.
379
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,953
The only problem you're gonna have is,
that you didn't buy more.
380
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,250
Boom..Shakalak!
381
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,210
So, I was selling them shit.
382
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,053
The way I look at it,
383
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,202
Their money was better off
in my apartment.
384
00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:54,570
I knew how to spend it better.
385
00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:55,706
Excuse me.
386
00:21:55,906 --> 00:21:57,050
Is that your car, in the lot?
387
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,250
Yeah.
388
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,387
That's a nice ride.
- Thanks man.
389
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,587
Donnie Azoff.
390
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:03,490
Jordan Belfort.
Nice to meet you.
391
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:07,284
You know, I�ve seen it around.
I've seen it around a lot.
392
00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:10,585
I think, we live in the same building.
- No, shit?
393
00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:13,148
Twelfth floor?
- Yeah. What floor are you on?
394
00:22:13,348 --> 00:22:16,174
Fourth floor.
I have a four year old kid, ugly wife?
395
00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:18,570
So, what do you do, bro?
396
00:22:20,331 --> 00:22:21,739
What do you mean, what do I do?
397
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:22,939
For work?
What do you do?
398
00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:24,139
I'm a Stock broker.
399
00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:26,293
Stock broker?
- Yeah.
400
00:22:26,493 --> 00:22:27,493
Childrens Furniture.
401
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,950
Oh, good for you.
402
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,150
It's all right.
403
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,423
You make a lot of money?
404
00:22:34,026 --> 00:22:35,562
Yeah, I do alright for myself.
405
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:36,762
I'm trying..to put it together.
406
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:39,933
Your fucking nice car?
We live in the same building?
407
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,133
I'm not understanding...
408
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,270
How much money do you make?
409
00:22:44,512 --> 00:22:46,627
I don't know.
Seventy Thousand last month.
410
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:47,827
Get the fuck..!
411
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,310
Get the fuck out of here.
412
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:51,510
I'm serious.
413
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:52,710
No, i'm serious too.
414
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,637
Seriously, how much money
do you make?
415
00:22:54,837 --> 00:22:55,837
I told you,
416
00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,037
70 thousand.
417
00:22:57,237 --> 00:23:00,855
Well, technically.
72 thousand last month.
418
00:23:01,055 --> 00:23:02,055
Somethin like that.
419
00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:06,119
You make 72 grand a month?
- Yeah.
420
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,330
Tell you what.
421
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,541
You show me a pay stub
with $72,000 on it,
422
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:17,878
I�ll quit my job right now
and I'll work for you.
423
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:26,693
Hey, Paulie. What's up?
424
00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:27,893
No, yeah..everything's fine.
425
00:23:28,093 --> 00:23:29,870
Hey, listen.
I quit.
426
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,120
And he did quit his job,
427
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,546
which I thought was a little weird.
I mean, I had just met this fucking guy.
428
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,625
There were other things
about him too,
429
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,580
like his phosphorescent white teeth;
430
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:45,859
and the fact that he wore horn rims
with clear lenses to look more Waspy.
431
00:23:45,870 --> 00:23:48,870
Then, there were this..rumours.
432
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:51,890
I heard this, stupid shit.
I don't know.
433
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,090
I didn't even wanna bring it up.
434
00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:56,292
It's just...stupid.
- Is it about me?
435
00:23:56,492 --> 00:23:57,492
You know, people say shit.
436
00:23:57,692 --> 00:24:00,320
I don't even listen to them,
half of the time.
437
00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:03,047
What do they say?
438
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:06,664
Shit, about you doing your cousin
or something like that?
439
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:07,864
I don't even listen to it.
440
00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:09,064
Bro, it's not like that.
441
00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:10,264
You know,
it's not like that.
442
00:24:10,464 --> 00:24:14,118
I mean, like you married your cousin.
Some stupid shit.
443
00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:18,030
Yeah, my wife..yeah,
my wife is my cousin.
444
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:20,922
It's not like what you think,
whatever..you know?
445
00:24:21,122 --> 00:24:23,398
Is she like a...first cousin?
or is she...
446
00:24:23,598 --> 00:24:27,095
Her..her father,
447
00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:29,330
is the brother of my Mom.
448
00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:30,530
It's not like...
449
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:31,730
We grew up together.
450
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:35,262
And, she grew up hot..you know.
She fucking grew up hot.
451
00:24:35,462 --> 00:24:36,462
All my friends were trying
to fuck her. You know?
452
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:38,624
I'm not gonna let someone...
453
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:42,451
One of these assholes fuck my cousin.
So, I used the cousin thing as....
454
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,698
I'm not gonna let,
someone else fuck my cousin.
455
00:24:46,898 --> 00:24:49,314
If any one is gonna fuck my cousin,
it's gonna be me.
456
00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:51,207
Out of respect. You know..
- No..I get it. Yeah..
457
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,868
You're not afraid of like the
whole kid thing, right?
458
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,068
What? Having kid with her?
459
00:24:55,268 --> 00:24:56,268
Yeah.
- No, we have two kids.
460
00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,344
I don't mean..
I don't wanna get personal..
461
00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:00,544
They're okay?
462
00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:02,718
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.
463
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:03,940
But, there'a big chance, right?
464
00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:05,280
Yeah...
465
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,480
There is like a..
sixty percent..
466
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,451
You know, sixty sixty-five percent
chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded..
467
00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:11,651
..or whatever.
- That scares the shit out of me, buddy.
468
00:25:11,851 --> 00:25:16,437
Look, man. A lot happen with kids. Whatever
takes biz whether you're fucking cousin or not..
469
00:25:16,637 --> 00:25:18,688
What if something like that happened?
470
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,960
I basically, you know?
If the kid is retarted.
471
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,548
I would drive it up
to the country,
472
00:25:23,748 --> 00:25:26,746
and just like, open the door and
i'm gonna set you free now.
473
00:25:26,946 --> 00:25:29,333
You know, like run free..
You know..
474
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,568
I'm completely fucking with you!
475
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,237
That's horrible...
476
00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:45,093
No. We would take it to institution
or something where it's handled like..
477
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,293
Raise the kid or whatever..
478
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,490
You know what?
If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
479
00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:50,690
No, i'm not fucking happy.
480
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:52,744
No one who's married
is fucking happy.
481
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:54,704
Well, i'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
482
00:25:54,904 --> 00:25:55,904
Listen, i'm really..
483
00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:59,379
I'm really appreciative
of this fucking job.
484
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,316
I'm really enjoying..
- I'm really happy of what you're doing..
485
00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,281
Actually, I got you
a little present.
486
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,405
You got me a present?
- I got you something, yeah.
487
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:08,692
You're sweet!
-It's in the back though.
488
00:26:10,326 --> 00:26:11,613
We gotta go out back.
489
00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:13,486
What, it's wrapped up or something?
490
00:26:13,686 --> 00:26:14,686
It's wrapped up yeah.
491
00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:15,886
I don't get it.
492
00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:18,092
We can do it while you're
in fucking car. Come on.
493
00:26:20,273 --> 00:26:22,402
I'm not fucking doing this.
You're out of your fucking mind.
494
00:26:22,602 --> 00:26:24,329
Do this shit bro.
No.
495
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:25,529
No one is fucking here bro.
496
00:26:26,971 --> 00:26:28,195
Get the fuck in.
497
00:26:28,395 --> 00:26:30,038
Smoke this crack with me bro.
498
00:26:31,985 --> 00:26:33,712
Smoke some fucking
crack with me bro.
499
00:26:33,912 --> 00:26:36,319
One hit.
That's it.
500
00:27:09,851 --> 00:27:12,553
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
501
00:27:12,753 --> 00:27:15,407
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.
502
00:27:15,607 --> 00:27:18,773
Let's run like a fucking
lion and tirger in pairs!
503
00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:23,437
Let's fucking run!
Let's fucking run!
504
00:27:23,637 --> 00:27:25,631
Go..go...go..go!
505
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,704
You've reached Frank's auto body.
506
00:27:28,904 --> 00:27:29,904
We're closed right now,
507
00:27:30,104 --> 00:27:32,084
so, please leave us a message!
508
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,049
Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort.
509
00:27:34,249 --> 00:27:35,249
My partner and I are..
510
00:27:35,449 --> 00:27:37,428
very interested in renting
out your garage.
511
00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:39,831
Donnie and I were
going out on our own.
512
00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:42,559
And,the first thing we needed
was brokers.
513
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,452
Guys with sales experience.
514
00:27:44,652 --> 00:27:46,736
So, I recruited some
of my home town boys.
515
00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:49,867
Sea Otter.
Who sole meat and weed.
516
00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:53,124
Chester..who sold tyres and weed.
517
00:27:53,324 --> 00:27:54,324
And, Robbie...
518
00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:56,282
who sold anything
he could get his hands on.
519
00:27:56,482 --> 00:27:57,482
Mostly, weed.
520
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:01,514
This is Brad.
521
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,490
And, Brad's the guy I really wanted.
522
00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:04,669
But, he didn't go along with us.
523
00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:07,433
He was already making so much
money selling Qualutes.
524
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:10,079
He�d become the Quaalude
king of Bayside.
525
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,540
You get any pussy
with that thing or what?
526
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:14,242
Yeah, man. Of course man.
- Bring some chicks around here sometime huh.
527
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,795
Little morch...little morch.
528
00:28:18,145 --> 00:28:19,184
Hey, Zit.
529
00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:21,733
Tell your sister,
I was asking about her.
530
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:24,552
But you bring me a pair of her panties,
next time you come through.
531
00:28:24,752 --> 00:28:27,546
Yeah, man. She said,
they don't wanna talk to you man.
532
00:28:27,746 --> 00:28:29,844
Get the fuck out of here.
533
00:28:30,044 --> 00:28:32,304
Hey, Ma.
We got chicken or what?
534
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,395
Ma?!
535
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,327
You listening?
It's easier than you think.
536
00:28:37,527 --> 00:28:38,527
Every person
you're on the phone with,
537
00:28:38,727 --> 00:28:41,533
They wanna get rich
and they wanna get rich quickly.
538
00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:43,486
They all want something for nothing.
- There was this one time,
539
00:28:43,686 --> 00:28:46,718
That i was selling pot to Amish dude.
You know guy's that got like the beard,
540
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,540
With like no mustache or some bullshit..
- Yeah..yeah.
541
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:52,225
Well, he says that he only wants
to make furniture.
542
00:28:53,727 --> 00:28:55,255
What's that gotta do with anything?
- I don't understand.
543
00:28:55,455 --> 00:28:57,435
What the fuck are you talking about?
544
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,539
I'm not putting words into
your mouth or nothing, But..
545
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:02,514
you just said that,
Everybody wants to get rich.
546
00:29:02,714 --> 00:29:04,794
Holy fuck, you did just said that.
- Yeah, you said that.
547
00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:08,763
What the fuck are you talking about?
- Yeah, like buddhist.
548
00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:10,889
They don't give a shit about money.
They're wrapped in sheets!
549
00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,089
They don't buy shits.
- I'm not..i'm..I'm not talking..
550
00:29:12,289 --> 00:29:13,289
...about Buddhist or Amish.
551
00:29:13,489 --> 00:29:15,225
I'm talking about normal people.
552
00:29:15,425 --> 00:29:17,736
Working class, everyday people.
Everyone wants to get rich.
553
00:29:17,936 --> 00:29:19,984
Am I crazy?
- There's no such thing as Amish Buddhist..
554
00:29:20,184 --> 00:29:21,326
I am pretty fucking sure.
- No, I didn't..
555
00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:24,358
Can we get some Ketchup please?
- I didn't say Amish buddhist..
556
00:29:24,558 --> 00:29:25,928
Do you guys not wanna make money?
557
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,124
I wanna make some
fucking money, okay?
558
00:29:29,324 --> 00:29:30,324
I can sell anything.
559
00:29:30,524 --> 00:29:33,843
Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns
getting horny to be fuckin' each other.
560
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,353
That's the attitude!
You can sell anything?
561
00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,313
Sell me, this fucking pen
right here.
562
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:39,513
You can sell anything..
Sell that.
563
00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:40,713
Sell me that pen?
564
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,688
Can I finish eating first?
I hadn't eaten today.
565
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,835
Brad, show em how it's done.
566
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,806
Boom. Sell me that pen.
Watch, go on.
567
00:29:48,006 --> 00:29:49,006
You want me to sell this
fucking pen?
568
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:50,206
That's my boy right there.
569
00:29:50,406 --> 00:29:52,028
Fucking sell anything.
570
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:54,515
Why don't you do me a favour?
Write your name down on that napkin for me?
571
00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:55,715
I don't have a pen.
572
00:29:55,915 --> 00:29:57,906
Exactly.
Supply and demand, my friend.
573
00:29:58,106 --> 00:30:00,004
See what I mean?
He's creating urgency.
574
00:30:00,204 --> 00:30:03,194
Getting you to want to buy this stock.
Gotta make it as something that they need.
575
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,480
That's the thing.
576
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,351
All nuns are lesbians.
577
00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:08,857
What the fuck are you
talking about, Otter?
578
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,057
Yeah, think about it.
They can't keep in dudes..
579
00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:13,770
Four fucking times.
Get me four times.
580
00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:19,402
Look, I knew these guys
weren't like Harvard MBAs.
581
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,394
Robbie Feinberg the pin head,
took five years to finish High School.
582
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,511
Alden Kupferberg- The sea otter,
Didn't even graduate.
583
00:30:26,711 --> 00:30:30,971
Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman
thought Jiujitsu was in Israel.
584
00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:33,282
Smartest of the bunch was
Nicky Koskoff.
585
00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:34,750
He actually went to Law School.
586
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,824
I call him "Rugrat" b'cos of his
piece of shit hairpiece.
587
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,360
Still, give me them young,
hungry and stupid.
588
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,012
And, in no time
I�ll make them rich.
589
00:30:48,283 --> 00:30:50,425
Omigod. Jordan.
590
00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:51,625
You like it, baby?
591
00:30:53,376 --> 00:30:54,682
It�s beautiful.
592
00:30:54,882 --> 00:30:55,882
They�re not the biggest
stones in the world.
593
00:30:56,082 --> 00:30:58,650
But, I promise
they are really high quality.
594
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:01,447
This is beautiful.
I don't...it's so beautiful.
595
00:31:02,714 --> 00:31:04,584
Oh, boy.
- What?
596
00:31:04,784 --> 00:31:05,784
I know that look.
597
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,632
What is it? Go ahead.
- I don't know, it's..
598
00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:14,202
These stocks, these companies.
They are like, crappy companies?
599
00:31:14,402 --> 00:31:16,934
Yeah, Yeah.
They are terrible.
600
00:31:18,486 --> 00:31:20,934
Don't worry about it. I told you,
What i'm doing is, completely legal.
601
00:31:21,134 --> 00:31:23,768
Yeah, I know. They're like, they're not
gonna make any money though, right?
602
00:31:25,372 --> 00:31:27,125
Sometimes they do.
Sometimes, they don't.
603
00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:28,325
You know, how it goes.
604
00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:29,525
Wouldn�t you feel better,
605
00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:33,167
if you sold that stuffs to rich people,
who can like afford to lose alot of money?
606
00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:36,470
Of course.
607
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:39,410
But, rich people don�t buy penny stocks.
608
00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:40,610
They just don't.
609
00:31:42,082 --> 00:31:43,224
Why not?
610
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,116
Because they�re too smart,
that�s why not.
611
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,660
I mean, what person with
a college education.
612
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,186
Would trust this bunch of jerk offs?
613
00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:59,053
But what if they didn�t sound like
a bunch of jerk offs?
614
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,080
What if, I can teach them
how to sell it to people with money?
615
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,150
Real money.
616
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:06,470
So, I decided to re-invent the company.
617
00:32:06,670 --> 00:32:08,426
Gentlemen,
618
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:12,288
Welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
619
00:32:12,488 --> 00:32:13,488
You snooks will now be targeting
the wealthiest.
620
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,266
one percent of Americans.
621
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:19,573
I'm talking about Whales, here.
622
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:20,773
Moby 'fucking' Dicks.
623
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,158
And, with this script.
624
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,269
Which is now your new 'Harpoon'..
625
00:32:25,469 --> 00:32:28,983
I'm goona teach each and everyone
of you to be Captain...
626
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,183
Fucking Ahab.
627
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,510
Get it? Huh?
628
00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:33,710
Captain Who?
629
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,647
Captain Ahab.
From the fucking...
630
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:38,941
Book..motherfucker.
From the book.
631
00:32:39,141 --> 00:32:40,141
Turn you fucking brain on!
632
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,800
Listen to me.
633
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,385
We are a new company,
with a new name.
634
00:32:45,585 --> 00:32:48,395
A Company, that our clients
can believe in.
635
00:32:48,595 --> 00:32:51,482
A Company, that our clients can trust.
636
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:53,240
A firm, whose roots..
637
00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:56,320
are so deeply embedded
into Wall Street,
638
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,520
That our very Founders,
639
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,146
Sailed over n the Mayflower,
640
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,346
chiselled the name
Stratton Oakmont,
641
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,720
right into plummet fucking rock.
642
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,920
Got it?
643
00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:07,370
What we are gonna do is this.
644
00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:10,469
First we pitch them
Disney, AT&T,
645
00:33:10,669 --> 00:33:13,184
IBM, blue chips stocks
exclusively.
646
00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:15,374
Companies at these peoples moan.
647
00:33:15,574 --> 00:33:16,574
Once we sucker them in,
648
00:33:16,774 --> 00:33:19,544
We unload the dog shits.
649
00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:21,812
The pink sheets, the pennies stocks.
650
00:33:22,012 --> 00:33:23,012
Where we laid the money.
651
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,424
50% commission baby.
652
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:28,688
Now, the key to making money
in a situation like this,
653
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:31,610
Is to position yourself now,
before the settlement.
654
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,570
Because, by the time you read
about it in The Wall Street Journal.
655
00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:37,154
It's already too late.
656
00:33:37,354 --> 00:33:38,443
And you wait.
657
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:39,643
You wait.
658
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,809
And, whoever speaks first.. loses.
659
00:33:45,384 --> 00:33:47,584
Sorry, I appreciate the call.
660
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:50,114
I realy have to give this some thought.
661
00:33:50,314 --> 00:33:51,957
and, uh..talking to my wife about it.
662
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:53,157
Can I call you back?
663
00:33:53,357 --> 00:33:54,813
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it.
664
00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:57,067
They gotta talk to the fucking wives.
Or the fucking tooth fairy..
665
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:59,147
The point is it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.
666
00:33:59,347 --> 00:34:02,184
The only objection they have is
they don't trust you guys.
667
00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,479
And, why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you..
668
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:06,278
you're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salemen right?
669
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,400
So, what do you say?
- You mean to tell me that..
670
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,669
if I put you in Union Carbide at 7
and took you out at 32..
671
00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:16,297
Texas Instruments at 11 and took
you out at 47..
672
00:34:16,497 --> 00:34:18,758
You're still at 16 and took you out at 41,
673
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:19,958
..you wouldn�t say Chester..
674
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,506
pick me up a few thousand
shares at Disney?
675
00:34:22,706 --> 00:34:25,268
On the spot, right now. C�mon.
- I mean, honestly Kevin. Honestly..
676
00:34:25,468 --> 00:34:27,324
Seriously?
- I don't know you.
677
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,742
You cold called me.
You're a total stranger..
678
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,024
I'm in complete agreement with you,
You don't know me, I don't know you..
679
00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:36,300
..Alden Kupferberg.
- Robbie Feinberg.
680
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:37,500
Chester Ming.
- I'm Senior Vice president at Stratton
681
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,386
...Oakmont.
- and I plan on being one of the...
682
00:34:40,586 --> 00:34:43,346
Top broker in my firm next year.
- And, I'm not gonna get there,
683
00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:44,546
by being wrong, Stan.
- I do wanna say that..
684
00:34:47,024 --> 00:34:48,917
you sound like a pretty sincere guy.
685
00:34:49,117 --> 00:34:51,365
It's not gonna make you rich.
It's not gonn make you poor.
686
00:34:51,565 --> 00:34:53,645
But, what Stratton..will do
is serve as a...
687
00:34:53,845 --> 00:34:57,369
Benchmark, for future business, Kevin.
- You feel comfortable with me, Scott?
688
00:34:57,569 --> 00:34:58,713
And, then you'll know for sure,
689
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:02,444
That you've finally found the broker
on Wall Street that you can trust.
690
00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:06,344
And who can consistently,
make you money.
691
00:35:06,544 --> 00:35:07,544
Sound fair enough?
692
00:35:11,548 --> 00:35:14,316
Yeah, I gotta say,
I'm pretty impressed.
693
00:35:15,536 --> 00:35:17,920
What do..what do you think?
694
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Kevin?
695
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,624
You give me one shot here,
696
00:35:21,824 --> 00:35:23,946
On a blue chip stock like Kodak.
697
00:35:24,146 --> 00:35:26,112
And, believe me..Kevin.
698
00:35:26,312 --> 00:35:28,927
The only problem you gonna have..
699
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,360
is that you didn't buy more.
700
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,523
Sound fair enough?
701
00:35:35,331 --> 00:35:36,795
Shit..
702
00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:42,592
My wife might devorce me.
but, yeah.. let's do it.
703
00:35:44,927 --> 00:35:47,166
Excellent choice, Kevin. How much
do you wanna go for it, this time?
704
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:49,723
Let's do five..five thousand dollars.
705
00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:50,923
Why don't we try eight thousand, Kevin?
706
00:35:51,123 --> 00:35:52,123
All right, let's do ten.
707
00:35:52,323 --> 00:35:53,323
Ten?
- You wanna do that?
708
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,523
Excellent choice.
709
00:35:54,723 --> 00:35:57,117
Kevin, let me lock in that trade
right now and get back to you,
710
00:35:57,317 --> 00:35:58,870
in a few minutes.
With the exact confirmation.
711
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,203
Kevin, and Welcome..
712
00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:02,874
..to Stratton Oakmond.
- Thanks man, I'm gonna have a beer,
713
00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:06,388
This is fun.
- Take it easy Kevin.
714
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,599
Thanks Jordan.
Thanks a lot.
715
00:36:16,104 --> 00:36:17,952
What a fucking idiot.
- The one..
716
00:36:18,152 --> 00:36:21,333
..thing I know about
in this world is Airlines.
717
00:36:21,533 --> 00:36:25,033
And Kushon Airlines is the
future of Airlines.
718
00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:26,899
Get in now..
- My name is Nicky Koskoff.
719
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:30,669
Chester Ming, and i'm a Senior
Vice President at Stratton Oakmont.
720
00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:34,865
Truly I'm so so sorry for your loss.
721
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:37,809
When did he passed?
- Just think I'm wrong..
722
00:36:42,605 --> 00:36:46,351
It's like getting in on sunlight before
there's any sunlight, you understand?
723
00:36:50,635 --> 00:36:54,407
That was a very intelligent decision
I'm happy to transfer you to our sale associate.
724
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,455
Rhonda.
725
00:36:56,655 --> 00:36:57,655
Rhonda?
726
00:36:57,855 --> 00:36:59,955
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
727
00:37:06,756 --> 00:37:08,396
Everybody have a good week?
728
00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,080
End of the month.
729
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,465
$28.7 million in gross commissions,
730
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:18,020
All from Pink Sheets Stock Boys!
731
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,432
And to celebrate with a weekly
act of debauchery,
732
00:37:22,632 --> 00:37:26,012
I have offered our lovely sales
assistant Danielle Harrison here,
733
00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:27,212
ten thousand dollars..
734
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,206
To shave a fucking eye!
735
00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:31,890
Yeah!
736
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,547
You want this?
Huh? You want this?!
737
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:41,624
Let the shaving begin!
738
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:43,409
Scalp, scalp...scalp.
739
00:37:43,410 --> 00:37:45,909
Scalp, scalp...scalp..scalp,
scalp...scalp.
740
00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:53,064
FYI Boys, Danielle�s promised to use
This 10 thousand dollars for breast implants!
741
00:37:53,264 --> 00:37:56,950
She's already got C-cups,
But now she wants fucking Double Ds!
742
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,509
Is this a great company or what?!
743
00:38:02,504 --> 00:38:04,848
This is the greatest fucking
company of the world!
744
00:38:08,572 --> 00:38:09,405
Dominic..
745
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:12,550
Blow the roof off this
motherfucker!
746
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,665
Word spread throughout
Wall Street.
747
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,700
Even in places I didn't want it to.
748
00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:57,340
It wasn't long before
Forbes Magazine.
749
00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:00,812
The flagship of Wall Street
called to do a 'Profile' on me.
750
00:40:01,012 --> 00:40:03,577
Let me ask you, How do you see
the future for Straten Oakland.
751
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:04,777
One word..
752
00:40:07,744 --> 00:40:08,786
Diversification.
753
00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:10,760
That's good.
Thank you so much.
754
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,960
I have more than enough.
- Fantastic..fantastic.
755
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,160
Can we get a quick picture?
756
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,065
A total fucking hatchet job.
757
00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:19,590
This conniving little twat!
Look at this?
758
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:22,764
�The Wolf of Wall Street�.
They call me..look.
759
00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:23,964
Your hair looks good.
760
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,690
�Jordan Belfort,
761
00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:29,667
sounding like a kind
of twisted Robin Hood
762
00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,310
who takes from the rich
and gives to himself
763
00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:34,475
and his merry band of brokers�.
764
00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:35,768
Read that..read it.
- Listen.
765
00:40:35,968 --> 00:40:36,968
There�s no such thing,
766
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,648
as bad publicity, Sweeheart.
- Read the article.
767
00:40:40,848 --> 00:40:41,848
Jordan, you look great.
768
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:44,104
You're in a huge magazine.
769
00:40:52,855 --> 00:40:53,954
Calm the fuck down!
770
00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:55,271
What the hell�s all this?
771
00:40:55,471 --> 00:40:58,118
It's the Forbes article.
They all wanna work for you now.
772
00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,910
Hey, what did I say?!
773
00:41:01,612 --> 00:41:04,393
Hey, you want a job?
You talk to me!
774
00:41:05,865 --> 00:41:07,823
Forbes had made me a superstar.
775
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:14,024
Every day, dozens of money-crazed
kids beat a path to my door.
776
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,132
If we hired �em,
777
00:41:16,332 --> 00:41:18,313
they dropped out of college
overnight..
778
00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:22,571
and spend whatever allowance they had
on a new suit from our Straten tailor.
779
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:23,771
Are you fuckin' serious right now!
780
00:41:25,084 --> 00:41:27,971
I mean, we're literally putting
clothes on these kids backs.
781
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,290
And here comes, this jerk off
sniffing around.
782
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,250
You know, everytime someone
rises up in the world.
783
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,770
There's always gonna be
some asshole trying to drag him down.
784
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,804
Within months,
we doubled in size,
785
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:44,256
moved to even bigger offices.
786
00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:53,105
It was a madhouse,
a greed-fest,
787
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:57,729
with equal parts cocaine,
testosterone and body fluids.
788
00:42:00,295 --> 00:42:01,355
It got so bad.
789
00:42:01,925 --> 00:42:03,910
I had to declare
the office a fuck-free zone,
790
00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:05,110
between the hours of 9 and 7,
791
00:42:05,930 --> 00:42:08,203
but i'm telling you
even that didn�t help.
792
00:42:08,410 --> 00:42:11,050
Actually the madness started
on our very first day,
793
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,435
when one of our brokers,
Ben Jenner,
794
00:42:13,635 --> 00:42:17,003
christened the elevator by getting
a blowjob from a sales assistant.
795
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:19,000
Her name was Pam and to her credit,
796
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,470
she did have an amazing
technique, with this..
797
00:42:22,130 --> 00:42:23,500
wild twist and jerk motion.
798
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,731
About a month later,
799
00:42:25,931 --> 00:42:28,042
Donnie and I decided
to dowble-team her,
800
00:42:28,242 --> 00:42:31,536
On a saturday afternoon while our wives
were out shopping for Christmas dresses.
801
00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,850
Eventually Ben married her,
which was..
802
00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:38,134
pretty amazing considering
she blew every single guy in the office.
803
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:41,538
He then got depressed and killed
himself three years later.
804
00:42:41,738 --> 00:42:45,189
Anyway, I hired my Dad Max
to maintain order,
805
00:42:45,389 --> 00:42:46,389
As the enforcer.
806
00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:48,530
Stratten's very own Gestapo.
807
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,330
We called him Mad Max
because of his hair-trigger temper,
808
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,520
which could be set off by something
as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
809
00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:58,870
Who the fuck
810
00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:03,508
has the goddamn gall to call this
house on a Tuesday night!
811
00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:06,759
Goddammit!
- You're gonna miss it.
812
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,904
Oh, please tell me something
I don't know.
813
00:43:09,104 --> 00:43:12,964
I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer.
And they have to fucking...
814
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,522
Hello?... - Gene, how are you Gene?
But, as soon as he picked up the phone.
815
00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:19,471
He'd affect this weird British accent.
816
00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:20,570
right-eo.Gene that will be great...
817
00:43:21,490 --> 00:43:22,470
Cheerio.
It was absolutely...
818
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,700
The fucking half-wit!
..bizzare.
819
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,345
You missed it!
And He's Mad Max all over again.
820
00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:32,090
Alright, tell me what happened.
What happened?
821
00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:33,290
Well, he discovered..
822
00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:35,867
..it was his mother's sister.
- Who is he? Who?
823
00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:38,506
The main guy.
You know the main guy.
824
00:43:38,706 --> 00:43:41,538
It was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.
825
00:43:41,682 --> 00:43:46,602
Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
everything we're doing at Straten.
826
00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:48,005
Then, there's a big target.
827
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:51,610
They get launched and stick?
- There's a bullseye..
828
00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:52,810
The bullseye is a dollar sign.
829
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:55,008
Whoever, gets closer to the dollar
sign get the most bucks.
830
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,175
So, if he gets hurts,
what happens?
831
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,400
I don't think,
he's gonna get hurt.
832
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,969
they�ve got, like, superhuman
strength anyway.
833
00:44:04,169 --> 00:44:06,749
You can't look him right
in the eyes.
834
00:44:06,949 --> 00:44:09,624
You can't look him in the eye?
- That's a fact. It's on PBS.
835
00:44:09,824 --> 00:44:12,148
They get confused and
their wires get crossed.
836
00:44:12,348 --> 00:44:13,348
You gotta look like at the chin.
837
00:44:13,548 --> 00:44:15,884
Looks like i'm look at you
but i'm lookin' at your chin.
838
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:18,440
They're like the monalisa,
839
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,788
They find eye contact, like whever
you're standing at the room.
840
00:44:21,988 --> 00:44:22,988
Then, they lock it..
841
00:44:23,188 --> 00:44:25,148
But, there's a limit to what
we can do with him?
842
00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:27,330
We're allowed to throw shit at him.
We're allowed to throw..
843
00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:28,530
foods..bananas..
844
00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:31,571
But, for example,
what i wouldn't do is maybe like..
845
00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:32,771
tell him to pull his cock out..
846
00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:35,594
and like get some of the girls
to fondle him or shit..
847
00:44:35,794 --> 00:44:37,040
Let's keep that in our
back pocket.
848
00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:40,374
This guy's more about thrown
at the dartboard.
849
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:41,840
The thing is...
this is their gift, okay.
850
00:44:42,270 --> 00:44:44,470
They're build to be thrown.
Like a lawn dart.
851
00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,049
Their top is heavy. Like a lawn dart,
they're build for accuracy.
852
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,220
Can we bowl with this guy?
853
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,420
That's his fucking brother, Robbie.
854
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,620
The brother is the bowling ball.
855
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:52,820
The brother,
856
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,724
you put a skateboard on him,
strapped him to a skateboard..
857
00:44:54,924 --> 00:44:55,924
And, toss him down an alley
at some pins.
858
00:44:56,124 --> 00:44:57,772
No, shit.
That's interesting.
859
00:44:57,972 --> 00:44:58,972
Can we get that guy?
860
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:00,716
We'll get that guy too.
But, it says here..
861
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:01,916
This guy will show his cock.
862
00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:05,225
They�re very ornery,
by the way.
863
00:45:05,425 --> 00:45:07,353
So, you gotta be careful.
With these litle guys, okay?
864
00:45:07,553 --> 00:45:08,553
Safety is first, alright?
865
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,878
I want some of those fucking
Tranquilizer gun ready..
866
00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:12,078
to knock these fucker out.
867
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,130
Maze, taser guns?
868
00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:15,330
A pallet gun, maybe?
869
00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:17,966
No, pallet gun's gonna hurt em.
I just want em out!
870
00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:21,319
I say, we stick with the 'loophole'.
Right..okay?
871
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,590
If we don't consider him a human,
we consider him as an act.
872
00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:25,471
I think we're in the clear.
873
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,515
Like, you know like flying willanders,
you know a lot of those guys died,
874
00:45:27,715 --> 00:45:29,424
Bu, they never sued anybody.
- The important thing..
875
00:45:29,624 --> 00:45:30,624
you guys gotta keep in mind is
876
00:45:30,824 --> 00:45:34,051
that these things gossip.
They get together and they gossip.
877
00:45:34,251 --> 00:45:36,240
That's a good point.
- And the last thing that we need..
878
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,112
is them getting together
and say, ' oh, they made fun of us'..
879
00:45:39,312 --> 00:45:41,667
It's gonna make Straten look bad.
- That's why I love you.
880
00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:42,867
You think of shits like that.
881
00:45:44,648 --> 00:45:46,371
We treat it just like
one of us, okay?
882
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,240
One of us,
copul gobul one of us.
883
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,219
We accept them one of us.
Copul gobul one of us.
884
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,468
We accept them one of us.
Copul gobul one of us.
885
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:55,668
Copul gobul one of us.
- Jordan!
886
00:45:55,868 --> 00:45:56,868
Your dad�s coming.
887
00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:58,598
Something to do with the
American Express bill.
888
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,160
Get him out of here?
- Yeah, lick my twat.
889
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,480
No, I'm serious.
890
00:46:07,425 --> 00:46:09,104
Make some shit up.
891
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,140
$430,000 dollars
892
00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:16,407
..in one month, Jordy? Huh?
893
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,986
Four-hundred-and-fucking-
thirty-thousand fucking dollars..
894
00:46:20,186 --> 00:46:21,350
In one fucking month!
895
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:24,200
They�re business expenses.
Just relax
896
00:46:24,610 --> 00:46:26,170
Jordy, look what you got here?
897
00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:27,370
Look at this.
898
00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:30,824
26 thousand dollars
for one fucking dinner!
899
00:46:31,024 --> 00:46:32,024
Okay, no..no..no.
This could be explained.
900
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:35,209
Dad we had clients.
We had Pfi..Pfizer clients.
901
00:46:35,409 --> 00:46:37,198
Right, the portal house from argentina.
902
00:46:37,398 --> 00:46:39,171
Expensive champagne, the wine..
we had to buy champange,
903
00:46:39,371 --> 00:46:41,869
And you got all the fucking sides.
Tell him what the sides were.
904
00:46:42,069 --> 00:46:43,232
I ordered sides, so..
- Sides?
905
00:46:43,432 --> 00:46:44,670
$26,000
906
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:46,290
Worth of sides?!
907
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:48,901
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?
908
00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:50,947
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.
909
00:46:51,147 --> 00:46:52,147
They were up there.
That's why they were expensive.
910
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:54,080
Shut the fuck up.
- I'm seriou..
911
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,280
Stop.
912
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480
And, EJ Entertainment.
913
00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,594
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?!
914
00:46:58,794 --> 00:47:01,272
Well..that's uh..
915
00:47:01,472 --> 00:47:03,283
Yeah, Jordan.
What's EJ Entertainment?!
916
00:47:03,483 --> 00:47:04,483
Jordan what is that?
917
00:47:04,683 --> 00:47:06,331
It�s a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy.
918
00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:07,531
That's what it is!
919
00:47:07,731 --> 00:47:08,731
That is what it is.
920
00:47:08,931 --> 00:47:11,045
Isn't that the perfect,
description for them?
921
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,245
That is what it is...but..
922
00:47:12,445 --> 00:47:13,445
None of this were charged to me.
923
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,080
This is all of them.
924
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,950
Oh, it's all us?
925
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,953
It wasn't me though.
Fucking explain this shit to him.
926
00:47:19,153 --> 00:47:21,245
These are all your fucking charges!
Right here.
927
00:47:21,445 --> 00:47:24,299
The IRS they allow for T&A, that's fine.
928
00:47:24,499 --> 00:47:25,499
T&E
929
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,604
T&E
- I said, T&E.
930
00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:28,804
No, you said T&A.
- No, I didn't.
931
00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:30,740
Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.
932
00:47:31,096 --> 00:47:32,515
You said T&A.
It's T&E. alright?
933
00:47:32,715 --> 00:47:34,952
I know you're upset about the dinner.
And that makes sense.
934
00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:37,989
B'cos, we did spend too much money.
But, I said T&E.
935
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,895
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.
936
00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:41,095
Dad, he said T&A.
- He did.
937
00:47:41,295 --> 00:47:42,981
He said T&A.
- Absolutely, no question.
938
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,380
I'm getting this close!
939
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:47,580
That's what i'm saying.
940
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:48,780
I want you to open up more, Max.
941
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,166
He's gonna fucking kill you.
942
00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:51,366
Why do you hold it in?
943
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:53,878
Max, Max..Why do you hold it in?
- That's it.
944
00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:55,078
That's it.
Get the fuck out of here.
945
00:47:58,290 --> 00:48:01,174
What kinda hookers take credit card?
- A rich one!
946
00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:02,940
In Stratton, there were three
kinds of hookers.
947
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,320
The blue chips, top of the line.
Model material.
948
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,869
They cost between $300 and $500
and you had wear a condom.
949
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:10,069
unless, you gave them a hefty tip,
950
00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:12,310
which of course, I always did.
951
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,620
Then came NASDAQs,
952
00:48:14,910 --> 00:48:15,964
who were pretty,
but not great,
953
00:48:16,164 --> 00:48:17,984
They cost betweem two to three
hundred bucks.
954
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:21,009
Finally there were pink sheets, skanks.
955
00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:22,460
They cost about a hundred or less,
956
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,088
and if you didn't wear a condom,
you'd get a penicillin shot the next day,
957
00:48:26,288 --> 00:48:27,288
and pray your dick didn't fall off.
958
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,330
Not that we didn�t fuck them, too.
959
00:48:29,650 --> 00:48:32,297
Believe me, we did.
960
00:48:32,497 --> 00:48:34,599
It's that slip disc thing again.
961
00:48:34,799 --> 00:48:35,799
I know what it is.
You know,
962
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:38,791
too much..with EJ entertainment.
963
00:48:40,124 --> 00:48:41,349
How are things at home?
964
00:48:41,549 --> 00:48:42,549
Well, not the best.
965
00:48:42,749 --> 00:48:45,836
It just doesn't...
you know what i'm saying.
966
00:48:46,036 --> 00:48:47,036
It's like the smell..
967
00:48:47,236 --> 00:48:49,613
There's a smell,there's attraction
thing and after a while,
968
00:48:49,813 --> 00:48:50,813
It just kinda fades away
a little bit..
969
00:48:51,013 --> 00:48:53,194
Yeah, well..it's supposed
to fade away.
970
00:48:53,394 --> 00:48:54,965
Supposed to?
- That's marriage.
971
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,165
You know,
your mother and I.
972
00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:58,381
We've been married a long long time.
- I know.
973
00:48:58,581 --> 00:49:00,986
What do you think?
We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
974
00:49:01,186 --> 00:49:02,792
It doesn't work that way.
- I love her to death.
975
00:49:02,992 --> 00:49:05,144
I wanna stay married, Dad.
But..uh..
976
00:49:05,344 --> 00:49:06,344
It's crazy out there.
977
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:09,308
Some of these girls, you should
see them. Oh my God!
978
00:49:09,508 --> 00:49:12,674
They're fucking..the things
they're doing now, Pops.
979
00:49:12,874 --> 00:49:15,232
I mean..it's whole
on another level.
980
00:49:15,432 --> 00:49:16,886
Really?
- And, they're all shaved too.
981
00:49:17,086 --> 00:49:18,871
Get out of here!
- They're all shaven.
982
00:49:19,098 --> 00:49:22,155
Are you kidding me? No bush?
- Bald as a China-doll.
983
00:49:22,355 --> 00:49:23,968
No, bush.
- Oh my God!
984
00:49:24,168 --> 00:49:28,392
All of a sudden, One week.
Nobody'd anything down there, anywhere.
985
00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:31,124
It's a new world.
- They're bald from the eyebrows down.
986
00:49:31,324 --> 00:49:33,244
Wow.
- Nothing. Not a stitches.
987
00:49:33,444 --> 00:49:35,517
Like lasers.
- Wow, new world, see?
988
00:49:35,717 --> 00:49:38,201
I was born too, too.. early.
989
00:49:38,401 --> 00:49:40,854
I've never been a fan of bush,
to be honest.
990
00:49:41,054 --> 00:49:42,054
Really?
- Yeah.
991
00:49:42,254 --> 00:49:43,254
I don't mind it.
992
00:49:43,454 --> 00:49:44,454
Dad..
993
00:49:44,654 --> 00:49:47,291
I dont want you stressing out
about any of these.
994
00:49:47,491 --> 00:49:48,491
How can I not get stressed out?
995
00:49:48,691 --> 00:49:50,347
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you?
996
00:49:50,547 --> 00:49:53,118
I know they're knuckleheads
but I need em to live like me.
997
00:49:53,318 --> 00:49:55,066
You get it?
To lived like me.
998
00:49:55,266 --> 00:49:56,266
Jordy,
999
00:49:56,466 --> 00:50:00,343
one of these days, the chickens are
gonna come home to roost.
1000
00:50:02,954 --> 00:50:04,522
You're looking at me like
I'm crazy.
1001
00:50:04,722 --> 00:50:05,722
Crazy?
1002
00:50:05,922 --> 00:50:07,506
This is Obscene!
1003
00:50:07,706 --> 00:50:08,706
It was obscene --
1004
00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:10,806
in the normal world.
1005
00:50:11,006 --> 00:50:13,981
But, who wanted to live there?
1006
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:26,090
Fucking magic!
I love this!
1007
00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:31,021
We got minds up here,
that's gonna take this company.
1008
00:50:31,221 --> 00:50:34,828
Into the fucking
stratosphere!
1009
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,697
Jor-dan!
Jor-dan! Jor-dan!
1010
00:50:42,757 --> 00:50:44,604
Fuck Merrill Lynch,
Fuck them.
1011
00:50:44,804 --> 00:50:45,804
Why should they be taking
all the fucking money,
1012
00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:47,167
all the fucking time.
1013
00:50:48,150 --> 00:50:49,540
It was our next big move.
1014
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,840
Finding companies to take public.
1015
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,390
IPOs.
1016
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,521
It was the only way,
these Wall Street pricks..
1017
00:50:55,721 --> 00:50:56,721
would ever stop thinking
of us as some..
1018
00:50:57,630 --> 00:50:58,928
..shit kicker bucket shot.
1019
00:50:59,128 --> 00:51:00,128
We�ve got Arncliffe National,
1020
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,222
See, we were a little different.
1021
00:51:02,422 --> 00:51:03,422
We liked to get as fucked
up as possible.
1022
00:51:03,622 --> 00:51:05,677
During our business pow-wows.
1023
00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:08,000
In order to stimulate
our free flowing ideas.
1024
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:10,900
Which is why, we're popping
these ludes like they're M&Ms.
1025
00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:16,376
We own the fuckin' comp..
1026
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,020
We own the company...
Don't know what a lude is?
1027
00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:20,220
I'll tell you.
1028
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,187
Ah, wait.
Wait wait wait.
1029
00:51:22,387 --> 00:51:24,265
Looks like those ludes,
1030
00:51:24,465 --> 00:51:27,411
are woking their magic on
Donnie right now.
1031
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:01,947
The Qualude.
1032
00:52:02,147 --> 00:52:04,877
or 'lude' as it is commonly referred to.
1033
00:52:05,077 --> 00:52:08,965
Was first synthesized
in 1951 by an Indian doctor.
1034
00:52:09,165 --> 00:52:10,165
that�s not feathers..
1035
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,608
-- as a sedative..
1036
00:52:11,808 --> 00:52:15,868
and was prescribed to stressed out
housewives with sleep disorders.
1037
00:52:16,068 --> 00:52:17,068
But, pretty soon..
1038
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:18,268
someone figured out..
1039
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:21,949
that if you resisted the urge
to sleep for fifteen minutes,
1040
00:52:22,149 --> 00:52:24,602
you got a pretty
kick-ass high from it.
1041
00:52:24,802 --> 00:52:28,748
Didn�t take long for people
to start abusing ludes, �course,
1042
00:52:29,030 --> 00:52:31,440
and in 1982 the U.S.
Government Schedule One�d them,
1043
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,942
along with the rest of the world.
1044
00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:37,430
Which meant there was only a finite
amount of these things left.
1045
00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:38,630
No shit,
1046
00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:41,221
you can�t even buy �em anymore.
1047
00:52:41,421 --> 00:52:43,678
You people�re all
shit outta luck.
1048
00:52:44,730 --> 00:52:46,827
What is it?
- Steeef Maddin..
1049
00:52:47,027 --> 00:52:48,027
Steeef Maddin..
1050
00:52:48,227 --> 00:52:49,227
Steeef..
-Steeef.
1051
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,030
You remember those ads?
1052
00:52:53,023 --> 00:52:55,141
Those giant headed girls
with the bunked eyes,
1053
00:52:55,341 --> 00:52:56,341
wearing those big clunky shoes.
1054
00:52:57,004 --> 00:52:58,718
My friend from school
Steve Madden.
1055
00:52:58,918 --> 00:53:00,590
His friend from school
Steve Madden.
1056
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,663
Steve Madden was 'The name'
in women shoes at that moment and,
1057
00:53:03,863 --> 00:53:07,124
and all of Wall Street was
begging to take his company public.
1058
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,229
Except, guess who grew
up with him?
1059
00:53:10,429 --> 00:53:11,429
Women shoes.
Women shoose.
1060
00:53:11,629 --> 00:53:14,436
My very own Vice President.
1061
00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:18,803
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
1062
00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:25,083
Jordan, you better come check
this fucking chick out.
1063
00:53:25,283 --> 00:53:26,867
Look.
1064
00:53:32,182 --> 00:53:34,374
I would fuck that girl,
if she was my sister.
1065
00:53:34,574 --> 00:53:37,345
I would let that girl,
give me fucking aids.
1066
00:53:42,392 --> 00:53:44,201
She's hot.
- Cristy.
1067
00:53:50,815 --> 00:53:52,383
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
1068
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,583
Hi.
- Naomi.
1069
00:53:53,783 --> 00:53:54,783
Nice to meet you.
1070
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:56,310
Naomi, Nice to meet you.
1071
00:53:56,510 --> 00:53:58,342
You have an awesome place here.
1072
00:53:58,542 --> 00:54:01,330
I don�t think I�ve ever been
in a house like this big before.
1073
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:02,530
Oh, really?
- Yeah. - Beautiful beach out there..
1074
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:04,390
Blair Hollingsworth.
1075
00:54:06,006 --> 00:54:07,120
Hi. Buddy, nice to meet you.
1076
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:08,856
Name's Blair right?
- Yeah.
1077
00:54:09,056 --> 00:54:10,056
You like to jet ski?
1078
00:54:10,256 --> 00:54:11,256
I've never done it before.
1079
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,750
you�ve never jet-ski�ed in your life?!
1080
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,930
No, i've never jet-ski'ed.
- You�ve never been to jet-ski�ed..
1081
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,550
No, i haven't.
- How many times you gonna ask her,
1082
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:17,750
She's never been on a jer ski.
1083
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:20,551
I don't know,
I might ask her a couple more times.
1084
00:54:20,751 --> 00:54:21,751
Okay.
1085
00:54:24,397 --> 00:54:25,725
Hi, I'm Hildy.
1086
00:54:25,925 --> 00:54:26,925
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
1087
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,731
Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
1088
00:54:28,931 --> 00:54:29,931
Yeah. I'll be out in couple of minutes.
1089
00:54:30,131 --> 00:54:31,745
Just tell her,
I'll be out in couple of minutes.
1090
00:54:31,945 --> 00:54:34,742
Why don't you tell your wife that?
- How am I to do that, when i'm having a conversation?
1091
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,341
What am I, your secretary?
- I think, we should get going.
1092
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,750
Wait, wait.
where're you guys going?
1093
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,695
We gotta go. We got two other parties
we're supposed to get to.
1094
00:54:40,895 --> 00:54:41,895
We can stay for a drink.
- Yes, stay for a drink.
1095
00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:44,845
No, we got two other parties
we're supposed to get to. so..
1096
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,270
Why don't you let her stay for a bit.
1097
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:49,166
Let her stay for a bit.
What's the big deal?
1098
00:54:49,366 --> 00:54:50,966
You like champagne?
- I do.
1099
00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:53,447
Donnie, what the fuck
are you doing?
1100
00:54:53,647 --> 00:54:54,647
You piece of shit!
1101
00:55:03,495 --> 00:55:04,797
You guys're gonna have
to excuse my friend.
1102
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:05,997
Get the fuck out of here!
1103
00:55:11,087 --> 00:55:13,183
Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
1104
00:55:13,383 --> 00:55:14,383
That's fucking rude!
1105
00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:22,235
So, Bay Ridge.
That�s near Staten Island, right?
1106
00:55:22,435 --> 00:55:24,852
Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
1107
00:55:25,052 --> 00:55:26,968
Saturday night fever, territory.
- That's right.
1108
00:55:27,168 --> 00:55:28,168
Guinea gulch.
1109
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,680
We call the Verrazano Bridge
guinea gang point.
1110
00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:33,691
So, I presume,
You�re Italian?
1111
00:55:33,891 --> 00:55:34,891
On my dad�s side.
1112
00:55:35,091 --> 00:55:38,228
I'm also Dutch,
German, English..
1113
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:39,428
-- I�m a mutt.
1114
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:40,628
Oh, you're a mutt.
1115
00:55:40,828 --> 00:55:43,555
Yeah. Actually, I have family
over there, in London.
1116
00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:44,755
My Aunt Emma.
1117
00:55:44,955 --> 00:55:45,955
She's the best.
1118
00:55:46,155 --> 00:55:49,412
Very British, you know?
Classy Lady.
1119
00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:50,612
That explains it then.
1120
00:55:50,812 --> 00:55:51,812
Explains what?
1121
00:55:52,012 --> 00:55:53,259
Explains you. I mean..
1122
00:55:53,459 --> 00:55:54,459
You�re a Duchess, right.
1123
00:55:54,659 --> 00:55:57,046
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
1124
00:56:00,289 --> 00:56:01,146
Excuse me?
1125
00:56:01,346 --> 00:56:03,417
Can I get a straw please?
1126
00:56:05,018 --> 00:56:06,585
Thank you.
1127
00:56:08,918 --> 00:56:10,523
So, I was umm..
1128
00:56:10,723 --> 00:56:14,080
...a little surprised you
asked Cristy for my number.
1129
00:56:15,632 --> 00:56:17,144
Why's that?
1130
00:56:18,966 --> 00:56:20,424
Aren�t you married?
1131
00:56:21,642 --> 00:56:22,754
Well..
1132
00:56:22,954 --> 00:56:23,954
Yeah, but..what?
1133
00:56:24,154 --> 00:56:26,615
Married people can�t have friends?
1134
00:56:28,506 --> 00:56:30,250
We're gonna be friends?
1135
00:56:30,450 --> 00:56:31,450
Yeah.
1136
00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:34,423
You don't wanna be my friend?
1137
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:40,404
We are not gonna be friends.
1138
00:56:49,112 --> 00:56:51,227
--and at night I work my designs.
1139
00:56:51,427 --> 00:56:53,751
I have an entire line of lingerie..
1140
00:56:53,951 --> 00:56:56,627
Camisoles, bustiers, panties.
1141
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:00,264
She designs panties, too?
1142
00:57:00,464 --> 00:57:02,944
Oh my God!
1143
00:57:12,467 --> 00:57:14,715
C'mon, Jordan, think of a way to get
up to her apartment?!
1144
00:57:20,546 --> 00:57:22,417
You wanna come up
for some tea or something?
1145
00:57:24,384 --> 00:57:25,367
Tea? Yeah.
1146
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,760
Like hot tea?
- Yeah.
1147
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,960
Sounds nice.
1148
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,528
Tea. Fuck yeah.
I want to come up for tea.
1149
00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:35,534
Darjeeling..Rosettes..or
something of that shit..
1150
00:57:35,734 --> 00:57:36,734
Rocky.
Who's this.
1151
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:40,305
Say hi, Rocky.
- Hi, sweet heart.
1152
00:57:43,072 --> 00:57:45,326
Why don�t you light a fire?
I�ll be right out.
1153
00:57:45,526 --> 00:57:47,581
Fire here.
- Sure.
1154
00:57:51,043 --> 00:57:53,322
I like painting here,
It's uh...
1155
00:57:59,802 --> 00:58:02,298
God, help me.
How do I fuck this girl?
1156
00:58:06,372 --> 00:58:07,814
You allright?
- Yeah, yeah. Just,
1157
00:58:08,014 --> 00:58:10,102
Trying to light a fire here.
1158
00:58:15,270 --> 00:58:17,910
That�s it, you�re leaving. Don't get involved.
Go home to your wife.
1159
00:58:28,570 --> 00:58:29,700
As you can probably guess,
1160
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:33,358
I fucked her goddamn brains out.
1161
00:58:37,987 --> 00:58:39,828
For eleven seconds.
1162
00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:51,679
Did you just cum?
1163
00:58:51,879 --> 00:58:52,879
Oh, yeah. I just came.
1164
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,387
Did you..did you come?
- No.
1165
00:58:57,587 --> 00:58:58,587
No? Okay.
1166
00:58:58,787 --> 00:59:01,463
I'm still hard.
Just give me a sec to get going.
1167
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,663
Sure.
1168
00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:17,449
Oh, God!
1169
00:59:17,649 --> 00:59:18,649
Fuck off, Rocky!
1170
00:59:18,849 --> 00:59:21,118
Bad dog.
- Give him a biscuitt or something..
1171
00:59:21,318 --> 00:59:22,318
It's okay.
1172
00:59:22,518 --> 00:59:23,518
Just keep going.
1173
00:59:23,718 --> 00:59:25,475
Go, play Rocky.
Go..go.
1174
00:59:28,878 --> 00:59:30,990
You're crazy.
I couldn�t get enough.
1175
00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:33,375
I mean, her pussy was like
heroin to me.
1176
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,169
It wasn't just about the sex, either.
1177
00:59:36,369 --> 00:59:37,369
Naomi and I got along.
1178
00:59:37,569 --> 00:59:40,261
I mean, we had similar
interest and shits.
1179
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,940
Woohoo. Shit!
1180
01:00:22,809 --> 01:00:25,097
You, get out of the fucking car!
1181
01:00:26,725 --> 01:00:28,462
Sick son of a bitch.
1182
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,835
Just relax, sweetheart. relax..
1183
01:00:33,650 --> 01:00:36,400
Son of a fucking bitch!
1184
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,600
Stop, please.
1185
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:41,790
What are you doing home?
- That whore from the party?
1186
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,020
Jesus Christ!
1187
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,220
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1188
01:00:44,490 --> 01:00:47,080
I thought you were at
the fucking beach..
1189
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,280
That's where you've fucking been?
1190
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,989
With that fucking whore
from the party?!
1191
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:53,549
How could you do this to me?!
1192
01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:56,340
Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
1193
01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,586
You�re like a completely different
fucking person!
1194
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,983
I made a mistake,
I don't know what to tell you babe.
1195
01:01:02,183 --> 01:01:03,183
I'm sorry.
1196
01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:07,080
I am sorry.
- Is that what you want?
1197
01:01:17,793 --> 01:01:19,170
Do you love her?
1198
01:01:24,938 --> 01:01:26,289
Answer me.
1199
01:01:47,999 --> 01:01:49,847
I felt horrible.
1200
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,950
Three days later, I filed for divorce
1201
01:01:52,150 --> 01:01:54,813
and moved
Naomi into the apartment.
1202
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,341
Say what you will,
but the Duchess did have style.
1203
01:02:02,541 --> 01:02:05,576
She brought in a decorator,
feng shui�d the place--
1204
01:02:05,776 --> 01:02:08,006
she even hired a gay butler.
1205
01:02:08,206 --> 01:02:10,102
This guy was smart, sophisticated,
1206
01:02:10,302 --> 01:02:12,651
professional,
i mean..really, really great.
1207
01:02:12,851 --> 01:02:13,851
Jasmine?
1208
01:02:14,051 --> 01:02:16,665
Yes, Sir. I tried to stump you
this evenning. Very good..
1209
01:02:16,865 --> 01:02:19,170
Very good. Great nose!
1210
01:02:19,370 --> 01:02:21,337
Except for that, one time.
1211
01:02:25,805 --> 01:02:26,855
Omigod!
1212
01:02:29,068 --> 01:02:30,172
Oh, hey.
1213
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,455
Is it wenesday already?
1214
01:02:33,965 --> 01:02:34,990
What the fuck?
1215
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:36,950
That is fucked up!
1216
01:02:38,104 --> 01:02:41,055
He must have thought, we're still
at the Hamptons this weekend you know..
1217
01:02:41,255 --> 01:02:43,374
Where were they doing, sweeheart?
In the bedroom? - They're everywhere.
1218
01:02:43,574 --> 01:02:44,574
There were two guys over there
on the table,
1219
01:02:44,774 --> 01:02:46,399
There were more over here.
1220
01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:47,599
They were more right here.
- Oh, God!
1221
01:02:47,799 --> 01:02:50,556
You're fucking serious. Right there?
Why didn't you tell me..
1222
01:02:50,756 --> 01:02:52,791
Baby it gets worse.
1223
01:02:54,242 --> 01:02:56,690
After they left,
I checked the apartment.
1224
01:02:56,890 --> 01:02:57,890
What?
1225
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:00,052
What is it babe?
What?
1226
01:03:00,252 --> 01:03:01,390
Where is my money?
1227
01:03:01,590 --> 01:03:04,645
I don't know where they are.
- Where's my fucking money? Where is it?
1228
01:03:04,845 --> 01:03:06,677
I don't know where your
money is Mr.Belfort.
1229
01:03:06,877 --> 01:03:08,979
I didn�t do anything.
- He's lying Jordan,
1230
01:03:09,179 --> 01:03:10,179
He's lying through his fucking teeth!
1231
01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:11,379
Let' start from the beginning.
1232
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,535
Let' start from the beginning. Alright?
You invited friends over, right?
1233
01:03:14,735 --> 01:03:16,533
One thing let to another.
Things got out of hand.
1234
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,009
We understand that, we do.
1235
01:03:18,209 --> 01:03:20,635
We do blow all the time.
We are fucking degenerates ourselves.
1236
01:03:20,835 --> 01:03:21,835
Look at us.
1237
01:03:22,035 --> 01:03:24,836
The money was stolen from my apartment.
Right from my sock drawer.
1238
01:03:25,036 --> 01:03:26,036
Alright?
- As I said,
1239
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,133
I don't know about money..
- Just start from the begining.
1240
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:30,086
Who came over?
- It's just a normal day.
1241
01:03:30,286 --> 01:03:31,286
I knew you're coming home
the next day.
1242
01:03:31,486 --> 01:03:33,520
So, everything will be fine.
It'll be cleaned up.
1243
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,387
I got a little high, at breakfast.
1244
01:03:35,587 --> 01:03:37,439
I got a little happy,
I had some eggs,
1245
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,402
I had a little bit of ice cream.
I said, who I knew that likes ice cream.
1246
01:03:40,602 --> 01:03:41,602
That's my frined Rudy.
1247
01:03:41,802 --> 01:03:43,062
So, I call Rudy.
- Who's Rudy?
1248
01:03:43,262 --> 01:03:44,262
Yeah, Who's Rudy?
1249
01:03:45,770 --> 01:03:47,633
You know, who Rudy is.
Come on.
1250
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,120
You know who he is?
- I don't know fuck..
1251
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,797
Who the fuck's Rudy?
1252
01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:53,214
I don't know any one name Rudy.
- Last month, the Lollypop Club.
1253
01:03:53,414 --> 01:03:54,601
You know who Rudy was, dancing.
1254
01:03:54,801 --> 01:03:58,062
You know...Rudy?
- I don't..I..I eh..
1255
01:03:59,020 --> 01:03:59,990
What do you mean?
1256
01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:01,190
So, he went to the Lollypop Club?
1257
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:04,993
Oh, he was at the Lollypop club for sure.
On the stage, griding with everybody..
1258
01:04:05,193 --> 01:04:06,193
I got fucked up.
I like to dance...
1259
01:04:07,673 --> 01:04:09,544
Maybe, I met him. Maybe I didn't..
I meet a lot of fucking peoplel.
1260
01:04:10,626 --> 01:04:13,113
Fifty thousand dollars was stolen from
my fucking socks drawer.
1261
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,420
All my girlfriend's jewellery..
1262
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,270
What the fuck?
- Your fucking faggot friend..
1263
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:18,470
..Rudy take my shit.
1264
01:04:18,740 --> 01:04:20,090
Did he? Answer me.
1265
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,822
Okay, now I get it.
1266
01:04:22,022 --> 01:04:23,022
Now I get why.
1267
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,600
This is a gay thing. I see.
All of you.
1268
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,048
You think this is b'cos you're fag?
1269
01:04:28,248 --> 01:04:29,950
My cousin is a fucking faggot.
1270
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:32,900
And I go on vacation with him and
his boyfriend. I love fags!
1271
01:04:33,607 --> 01:04:35,559
I will not be stolen from.
You get that?
1272
01:04:35,759 --> 01:04:37,566
I fucking like gay people.
But I don't like you.
1273
01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:49,181
Talk, you fuck. Talk!
1274
01:04:49,381 --> 01:04:51,350
I'm gonna drop you, fucking..
Where is it?
1275
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,803
Chester and Toby
they went all Yakuza on Nicholas.
1276
01:04:55,003 --> 01:04:56,003
They got crazy.
1277
01:04:57,830 --> 01:04:59,950
I had to call the cops
just to keep em for killing the poor guy.
1278
01:05:01,010 --> 01:05:04,139
I gave 'em each a thousand bucks
and told them what Nicholas had done.
1279
01:05:04,339 --> 01:05:06,174
And they kicked his ass.
1280
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,746
Thanks again, officers.
1281
01:05:08,117 --> 01:05:10,879
It's not like I cared about
the fifty grand anyway.
1282
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,060
I was making that much alnost
everyday through one rathole or the other.
1283
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,370
Now, 'rathole' is a friend.
1284
01:05:16,930 --> 01:05:17,790
Like, Brad here.
1285
01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:20,906
Who helps stock in his name from me.
1286
01:05:23,562 --> 01:05:24,906
I drive the price up.
1287
01:05:25,106 --> 01:05:27,714
Then, he'd sell and kick
most of the profit back to..
1288
01:05:27,914 --> 01:05:29,892
You guessed it.. me.
1289
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,549
All cash.
None of it on the books.
1290
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:37,349
A big 'no, no' of course
in the eyes of the law.
1291
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,393
Enter our new Securities Attorney,
Manny Riskin.
1292
01:05:41,593 --> 01:05:43,810
700 bucks an hour,
to be the voice..
1293
01:05:44,470 --> 01:05:45,813
..of DOOM.
- Listen to me,
1294
01:05:46,013 --> 01:05:48,302
You piss on the SEC�s leg,
you�ll end up with your tits in a ringer.
1295
01:05:48,502 --> 01:05:50,842
Will you not worry about it.
I got the SEC in control.
1296
01:05:51,470 --> 01:05:53,580
What the fuck is this imbecile doing?!
1297
01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:56,549
Hey, hey. What're you doing?
1298
01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:59,049
Hey! We got the SEC in here.
1299
01:05:59,050 --> 01:06:03,867
The Securities and Exchange Commission
sent two lawyers down to review our files,
1300
01:06:04,067 --> 01:06:06,031
so, I set them up in our conference room.
1301
01:06:06,231 --> 01:06:09,241
And, I had it bugged
and the air conditioning turned up so high,
1302
01:06:09,441 --> 01:06:11,297
that it felt like Antarctica in there.
1303
01:06:11,497 --> 01:06:12,497
Is it always this cold in here?
1304
01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:13,730
I don't know.
1305
01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:17,358
Then, while they were, looking
for a smoking gun in that room.
1306
01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:21,630
I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here.
1307
01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:24,140
Offering up our latest IPO.
1308
01:06:24,650 --> 01:06:26,630
An IPO is an initial public offering,
1309
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:30,951
the first time a stock is offered
for sale to the general population.
1310
01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:33,029
Now, as the firm taking the company public,
1311
01:06:33,229 --> 01:06:36,910
We set the initial price, then
sold those shares back to our friends.
1312
01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:38,110
Look,
1313
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,110
I know, you're not following what I�m saying.
Anyway, right?
1314
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,015
That's okay.
That doesn't matter.
1315
01:06:43,215 --> 01:06:44,752
The real question is this,
1316
01:06:44,952 --> 01:06:46,445
�was all this legal?�
1317
01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:49,182
Absolutely, fucking not!
1318
01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,849
But, we were making more money
that we knew what to do.
1319
01:06:56,063 --> 01:06:58,430
What do you do, when you're making more
money than, you know what to do with?
1320
01:07:05,061 --> 01:07:06,469
Omigod!!
1321
01:07:06,669 --> 01:07:07,669
Will you marry me?
1322
01:07:07,869 --> 01:07:09,664
Omigod!
1323
01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:11,709
Is that a 'Yes'?
1324
01:07:13,271 --> 01:07:16,088
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
1325
01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:18,132
Are you sure?
- Yeah!
1326
01:07:28,326 --> 01:07:32,062
I held my bachelor party
at the Mirage, in Las Vegas.
1327
01:07:32,262 --> 01:07:34,375
The flight there alone,
was a Baccanal!
1328
01:07:34,575 --> 01:07:37,905
One last blowout for the Gods
before I settled down for good.
1329
01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:39,725
A hundred Strattonites.
1330
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:43,994
Fifty hookers plus fifty more
waiting once we landed.
1331
01:07:44,365 --> 01:07:45,700
Oh, and the drugs..I mean,
1332
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:49,142
I tell you our plane
was a pharmacy with wings.
1333
01:08:18,745 --> 01:08:19,521
All told,
1334
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:22,680
the weekend cost me two million bucks.
1335
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,880
Including the cost of refurbishing
the entire 28th floor.
1336
01:08:28,315 --> 01:08:29,786
Kiss the bride.
1337
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,640
But, the wedding was like
something out of a fairy tale.
1338
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,290
--with Naomi my Duchess,
1339
01:08:38,050 --> 01:08:39,430
me her handsome Duke..
1340
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:43,081
..and The Bahamas Ocean Club
our castle.
1341
01:08:53,469 --> 01:08:54,909
Of course, after that bachelor party,
1342
01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:58,690
Me..the Duke needed a few
penicillin shots so he could..
1343
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,080
..safely consummate, the marriage.
1344
01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:08,440
Hey..I�m Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.
1345
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,409
A few words, huh.
For your son.
1346
01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:12,240
Jordan, remember what I told you.
1347
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:14,270
It involves your penis..
1348
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,039
...and her vagina.
1349
01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:17,915
You know, you know it.
1350
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,675
You can do it, Jordy.
1351
01:09:36,985 --> 01:09:38,950
Omigod!
Aunt Emma!
1352
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,545
Oh, God!
You came!
1353
01:09:46,219 --> 01:09:47,011
Jordan!
1354
01:09:47,211 --> 01:09:48,535
Jordan! Look, who came.
1355
01:09:49,450 --> 01:09:50,595
It's Aunt Emma.
1356
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,755
Aunt Emma!
1357
01:09:53,530 --> 01:09:54,990
Jordan dear, how lovely.
- Hey, how're you doing?
1358
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,150
Pleasure to finally meet you,
1359
01:09:57,350 --> 01:09:58,787
in person.
1360
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,360
Into the donuts, I see.
1361
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,420
Oh, I�m--- uh...
1362
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:06,860
I lived through the 60s, my dear.
1363
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,620
Enjoy the day.
1364
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,660
She surprised me!
1365
01:10:11,650 --> 01:10:12,915
I didn't even know.
- It's huge honour.
1366
01:10:26,584 --> 01:10:28,484
Just one more step. Keep your eyes closed.
- Where are we going?
1367
01:10:29,672 --> 01:10:30,810
One, Two..three!
1368
01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:34,642
What is this?
1369
01:10:34,842 --> 01:10:36,341
It's your wedding present!
- What?
1370
01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:38,895
It's your wedding, sweetheart.
1371
01:10:40,956 --> 01:10:42,765
Are you serious?
1372
01:10:42,965 --> 01:10:45,069
A fucking Yacht?!
1373
01:10:45,269 --> 01:10:47,753
For millionaires,
who's ships have come in.
1374
01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:50,255
Priceless boats offers
the most fun afloat.
1375
01:10:50,725 --> 01:10:53,004
It's no coincidence that
this 150 feet..
1376
01:10:53,204 --> 01:10:55,104
..of Steel hull
is the color of cash.
1377
01:10:55,304 --> 01:10:56,304
Anchors Away!
1378
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,520
Oh, my God!
1379
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,720
Baby!
1380
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:01,700
Do you like it?
1381
01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,089
You like it?
Yes!
1382
01:11:09,646 --> 01:11:12,422
For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi
through the Caribbean.
1383
01:11:12,622 --> 01:11:13,622
Eventually, taking her home
to Long Island,
1384
01:11:13,822 --> 01:11:15,877
where we�d bought a house.
1385
01:11:16,077 --> 01:11:18,309
Seven acres on the
Gold Coast of Long Island.
1386
01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:20,809
The most expensive
real estate in the world,
1387
01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:23,309
with maids, cooks,
landscapers, you name it.
1388
01:11:23,310 --> 01:11:25,430
We even had two guards
who worked in shifts,
1389
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:28,332
Both, named Rocco.
1390
01:11:31,443 --> 01:11:33,362
It was heaven on earth.
1391
01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:38,110
Wake up, you piece of shit!
1392
01:11:38,310 --> 01:11:39,310
Who�s Venice?
1393
01:11:39,510 --> 01:11:40,510
Who?
1394
01:11:41,390 --> 01:11:44,017
Who? - Who?
What are you a fucking owl?!
1395
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,217
Who's she?
1396
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:46,965
Some little hooker
you were fucking last night?
1397
01:11:47,165 --> 01:11:48,165
What the fuck
are you talking about?!
1398
01:11:48,365 --> 01:11:49,365
No. No, way!
Baby.
1399
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:50,545
No!
1400
01:11:50,745 --> 01:11:52,825
You were calling her name
in your sleep.
1401
01:11:53,025 --> 01:11:54,025
Are you out
of you fucking mind?!
1402
01:11:54,225 --> 01:11:57,703
I don't..I don't
even know who Venice is.
1403
01:11:57,903 --> 01:11:59,962
What the fuck does that even mean?
Venice.
1404
01:12:00,162 --> 01:12:02,943
That's the stupidiest shit i've ever
heard in my fucking life!
1405
01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:08,166
Venice?
1406
01:12:09,601 --> 01:12:11,521
Venice baby
where are you?
1407
01:12:11,721 --> 01:12:12,721
Venice?
1408
01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:15,998
Venice?!
1409
01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:17,198
Where did you go? Huh?
1410
01:12:23,025 --> 01:12:24,402
You're going rough huh?
1411
01:12:24,602 --> 01:12:26,424
Ah..! Jesus Christ!
1412
01:12:28,924 --> 01:12:30,540
I like it. I like it.
1413
01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:31,740
Wolfie..wolfie. Wolfie!
Wolfie.
1414
01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:32,940
Wolfie.
1415
01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:35,024
Wolfie?
- Yes, it's my 'safe' word baby.
1416
01:12:35,224 --> 01:12:36,224
It's my 'safe' word!
- I don't give a fuck,
1417
01:12:36,424 --> 01:12:37,424
about your safe word.
1418
01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:38,624
Shut the fuck up!
1419
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:41,694
Shut up, you little bitch.
1420
01:12:41,894 --> 01:12:44,458
You fucking dirty little birdie!
1421
01:12:45,665 --> 01:12:46,938
That's right!
1422
01:12:47,138 --> 01:12:48,138
That's right, I forgot.
1423
01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:50,040
I forgot baby.
1424
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,240
Donnie and I,
1425
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:54,485
we�re investing in
a condo complex in Venice.
1426
01:12:54,685 --> 01:12:56,393
That's why..that's why all this confusion.
- Oh, you're investing in Italy?
1427
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,305
Not Italy.
California, baby.
1428
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:00,505
Oh, California?
- Yeah.
1429
01:13:00,705 --> 01:13:01,705
You're a lying piece of shit!
1430
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,512
Duchess, baby, come on.
- Don�t you fucking �Duchess� me.
1431
01:13:04,712 --> 01:13:05,712
Don�t you �Duchess� me.
1432
01:13:05,912 --> 01:13:07,770
I'm sorry.
- Do you really think,
1433
01:13:07,970 --> 01:13:08,970
That, I don�t know
what you�re up to?
1434
01:13:09,170 --> 01:13:11,579
You�re a father now, Jordan.
Yeah.
1435
01:13:11,779 --> 01:13:15,303
You�re a father now
and you act like an infant!
1436
01:13:15,503 --> 01:13:16,503
Fuck.
1437
01:13:17,670 --> 01:13:20,546
Goddamn it! Baby, you know.
You got real anger issues!
1438
01:13:20,746 --> 01:13:22,760
Who was the one who flew in here,
1439
01:13:23,110 --> 01:13:26,169
at three in the morning
on a stupid helicopter..
1440
01:13:26,369 --> 01:13:27,369
And, woke up Skylar?!
1441
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:29,381
That was you.
How about that?
1442
01:13:29,581 --> 01:13:31,739
Does it even matters to you?
- Fucking bullshit!
1443
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,350
Does it even matter to you,
1444
01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:45,883
that I just had that
driving range..
1445
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,083
sodded with Bermuda..
1446
01:13:47,283 --> 01:13:49,390
grass, Jordan?
1447
01:13:49,590 --> 01:13:50,590
And, now..
you fucking wrecked it.
1448
01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:52,924
No. You didn't
researched the whole thing
1449
01:13:53,124 --> 01:13:55,429
and dealt with the fucking
golf course people!
1450
01:13:55,950 --> 01:13:58,848
Oh, my God! You had to deal with
the gold course people too!
1451
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,861
What a great tragedy.
Honey, Oh my God!
1452
01:14:02,061 --> 01:14:03,061
You probably had to pay
them in cash..
1453
01:14:03,261 --> 01:14:06,056
..with your hands,
What a fucking burden.
1454
01:14:06,256 --> 01:14:07,256
And actually,
do some work besides,
1455
01:14:07,456 --> 01:14:10,581
swiping my fucking credit card
all day, huh?
1456
01:14:10,781 --> 01:14:12,917
Cos, I can't keep track of
your professions honey.
1457
01:14:13,117 --> 01:14:14,942
Cos last month,
you're a wine connoisseur.
1458
01:14:15,142 --> 01:14:17,492
Now, you�re an aspiring landscape architect?!
1459
01:14:17,692 --> 01:14:19,415
Let me get that right.
- Fuck you!
1460
01:14:19,615 --> 01:14:22,093
Don't fucking dare..
throw that fucking water at me.
1461
01:14:22,293 --> 01:14:23,662
Don't fucking dare.
1462
01:14:23,862 --> 01:14:24,862
All right, honey?
1463
01:14:27,798 --> 01:14:28,886
We can talk this out. Alright?
1464
01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:30,086
We'll just use our words.
1465
01:14:30,286 --> 01:14:31,286
You know?
1466
01:14:31,486 --> 01:14:34,067
Communicate. Okay?
1467
01:14:35,268 --> 01:14:38,004
Come on, sweetheart.
Talk to me..talk to me.
1468
01:14:38,204 --> 01:14:40,515
Stop flexing your muscless,
Jordan.
1469
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:41,715
You look like a fucking imbecile.
1470
01:14:41,915 --> 01:14:43,907
Babe, come on.
You should feel..
1471
01:14:44,107 --> 01:14:46,357
..feel happy you got a husband..
1472
01:14:46,557 --> 01:14:49,225
Who's in such great shape
like this, Huh?
1473
01:14:49,425 --> 01:14:50,425
Come here.
1474
01:14:50,625 --> 01:14:52,434
C'mon, give me a kiss.
1475
01:14:52,634 --> 01:14:54,499
You look so beautiful
right now. C'mon!
1476
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:55,699
Kiss you?
1477
01:14:55,899 --> 01:14:57,314
Kiss you?
- Yeah, give me one...
1478
01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:00,275
Fuck You!
1479
01:15:00,475 --> 01:15:01,475
Ah yes..
1480
01:15:01,870 --> 01:15:02,748
My morning ritual.
1481
01:15:02,948 --> 01:15:07,044
First, I�d get up and fight with Naomi
about whatever I did the night before.
1482
01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:08,560
Next it was a steam,
1483
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,365
so, I could sweat out the drugs,
still in my system.
1484
01:15:11,565 --> 01:15:12,630
Then. I�d assess the damage.
1485
01:15:12,830 --> 01:15:14,367
Drown out my eyeballs..
1486
01:15:15,672 --> 01:15:17,904
take my �back pills�
to get the day started,
1487
01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,376
then, seek to make up
with Naomi.
1488
01:15:20,576 --> 01:15:21,576
Good morning Daddy.
1489
01:15:21,776 --> 01:15:24,140
Where�s my kiss?
1490
01:15:29,017 --> 01:15:32,592
Does Daddy get to kiss
both his little girls, huh?
1491
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:33,792
Ohhh, no!
1492
01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:36,973
No, Daddy doesn't even get
to touch Mommy..
1493
01:15:37,173 --> 01:15:40,816
for a very, very..
very long time.
1494
01:15:41,547 --> 01:15:43,923
Daddy is really sorry about
what he said in the other room,
1495
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:45,123
He didn't mean any of it.
1496
01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:47,511
Daddy shouldn�t waste his time.
1497
01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:49,901
And, from now on..
1498
01:15:51,337 --> 01:15:55,993
it's going to be nothing but short,
short skirts around the house!
1499
01:15:58,647 --> 01:16:00,935
And, you know something else, Daddy?
1500
01:16:02,664 --> 01:16:08,152
And Mommy�s so sick and tired
of wearing panties,
1501
01:16:10,072 --> 01:16:11,840
Yeah?
- Yeah.
1502
01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:16,396
In fact..
1503
01:16:16,596 --> 01:16:23,566
she�s decided to throw them all away.
1504
01:16:29,545 --> 01:16:31,482
So, take a good look, Daddy.
1505
01:16:31,682 --> 01:16:35,251
You�re gonna be seeing an awful lot
of this around the house,
1506
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,137
but, no touching.
1507
01:16:47,122 --> 01:16:49,298
What�s wrong, Daddy?
1508
01:16:55,237 --> 01:16:56,837
Look at this shit.
1509
01:16:57,717 --> 01:17:00,198
Mommy, likes to play games with daddy.
1510
01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:08,334
Mommy, have you ever notice,
anything odd about Mr.Fuzzy Bear, over there?
1511
01:17:10,807 --> 01:17:13,384
His eye seems to be a little
bit odd, Don't they?
1512
01:17:13,584 --> 01:17:17,789
Yeah, there's something a little bit
different about his eyes.
1513
01:17:17,989 --> 01:17:18,989
Hah! Yes,
1514
01:17:19,189 --> 01:17:20,864
I think it's true.Say, 'Hi, Mommy',
1515
01:17:21,064 --> 01:17:22,953
Say, 'Hi' to Rocco and Rocco.
1516
01:17:23,153 --> 01:17:24,153
Hi, fellas!
1517
01:17:24,353 --> 01:17:25,353
See that, huh?
1518
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:29,260
Of all the fucking days,
she choose just today to give me blue balls.
1519
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,569
Today's the biggest day
in Stratten's history.
1520
01:17:32,769 --> 01:17:34,480
And, I needed to be thinking straight.
1521
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,680
Hey,Jordan.
1522
01:17:36,270 --> 01:17:37,871
Welcome.
- Steve here yet?
1523
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:41,798
This was the day, that we launched
the Steve Madden IPO.
1524
01:17:41,998 --> 01:17:43,899
The troops are all here.
Everyone's rallied, excited.
1525
01:17:44,099 --> 01:17:47,031
Everything had to run tight.
It had to be perfect.
1526
01:17:47,231 --> 01:17:48,231
What the fuck is that kid doing?
1527
01:17:49,675 --> 01:17:50,844
What's he doing?
1528
01:17:51,044 --> 01:17:55,210
The biggest IPO in this firm�s history,
What the fuck is he doing?
1529
01:17:56,988 --> 01:17:58,620
Is he wearing a bow-tie?
1530
01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,820
Hi.
1531
01:18:01,445 --> 01:18:03,030
How're you doing?
- Good.
1532
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,218
You cleaning your fishbowl?
1533
01:18:07,679 --> 01:18:09,046
I just..I had a minute.
1534
01:18:09,246 --> 01:18:10,246
You had a minute.
1535
01:18:10,446 --> 01:18:12,895
And, today..you needed
to clean your fish bowl. Today?
1536
01:18:13,095 --> 01:18:16,803
I had finished my paperwork and
I was..just had a couple of minutes.
1537
01:18:17,003 --> 01:18:18,003
Okay.
1538
01:18:18,203 --> 01:18:20,273
Nice to meet you.
1539
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,670
On new issue day?!
1540
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,577
On cocksucking, motherfucking
new issue day?!
1541
01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:32,495
This is what you do?!
1542
01:18:32,695 --> 01:18:33,695
Hey, everybody?!
1543
01:18:33,895 --> 01:18:34,895
Listen up.
1544
01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:39,025
This is what happens when you fuck
with your pets on new issue day!
1545
01:18:52,124 --> 01:18:53,244
Now take your bowtie,
1546
01:18:53,444 --> 01:18:54,444
get your shit, and..
1547
01:18:54,644 --> 01:18:57,457
get the fuck out of my office, you understand?
- Get the fuck out!
1548
01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:02,280
Everybody on point!
1549
01:19:02,610 --> 01:19:05,739
We are here, to make money.
Everybody on point!
1550
01:19:08,531 --> 01:19:09,738
A real wolf pit.
1551
01:19:09,938 --> 01:19:10,938
Which is exactly, how I liked it.
1552
01:19:11,138 --> 01:19:13,809
Jordan. Look what I caught in the lobby?
I caught a genius.
1553
01:19:14,009 --> 01:19:15,020
Enter, Steve Madden.
1554
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,270
Red Hot ladies footwear impresario.
1555
01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:21,880
And, thanks to Donnie,
We were taking his company public.
1556
01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:26,366
Stratten Oakmont was crawling out
of it's primerial loose.
1557
01:19:26,566 --> 01:19:28,168
Pond scum, no more.
1558
01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:30,289
That's why they gotta see your face.
1559
01:19:30,489 --> 01:19:31,489
You get �em fired up so they�ll push
the shit out of this stock.
1560
01:19:32,090 --> 01:19:33,750
Okay?
And not only that.
1561
01:19:34,253 --> 01:19:37,949
Donnie and I secretly owned 85%
of Steve Madden shoes.
1562
01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:40,309
Which legally speaking was a big NO NO.
1563
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:43,613
But, we'll get filthy fucking rich,
If our troops got behind it.
1564
01:19:44,310 --> 01:19:45,600
Our job was to get 'em worked up.
1565
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:47,520
But, not too worked up.
1566
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,310
Hello, if uh..
1567
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:53,470
For those of you who don't know me,
1568
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,060
..my name is Steve Madden.
1569
01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:57,260
Yeah, we know who you are.
1570
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:58,460
Your name is on the box.
1571
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:01,559
The shoes. Show them the shoes.
Show them the shoes.
1572
01:20:01,759 --> 01:20:06,250
This shoe..it is pretty cool.
This is the Mary Lou..
1573
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,503
Which is the one that really
put me on the map.
1574
01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:09,703
Without it, I wouldn't be here.
1575
01:20:10,910 --> 01:20:12,288
Believe it or not.
1576
01:20:12,488 --> 01:20:13,488
Believe it or not, though.
1577
01:20:13,688 --> 01:20:16,052
The Mary Lou is actually
the same as the Mary Jane.
1578
01:20:16,252 --> 01:20:18,126
But, it's black leather.
1579
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:26,990
All right,
1580
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:30,900
let's give it up for Steve Madden
and his awesome Mary Lou!
1581
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,377
Hold that up, hold that up.
1582
01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:35,065
Hold that up, proud.
Give him a round of applause.
1583
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:39,078
You got that out of your system, huh?
1584
01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:41,861
You're having a good afternoon or what?
1585
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:45,400
I wanna take a moment to
tell you why Steve is so..
1586
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,343
Absolutely, off the fucking wall.
1587
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:52,915
It�s because this man is a creative genius.
1588
01:20:53,730 --> 01:20:56,566
This ability, this gift that
Steve has..
1589
01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:57,980
it goes beyond just..
1590
01:20:58,180 --> 01:21:00,605
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
1591
01:21:00,805 --> 01:21:04,123
Steve's power, is that
he creates trends.
1592
01:21:04,323 --> 01:21:05,323
You understand?
1593
01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:08,303
Artists like Steve come along
once every decade!
1594
01:21:08,503 --> 01:21:10,591
I'm talking, Giorgio Armani!
Gianni Versace!
1595
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:12,870
CoCo Chanel! Yves Saint Laurent!
1596
01:21:13,070 --> 01:21:15,482
Steve, come up here for a second.
1597
01:21:15,682 --> 01:21:16,682
I don't think you all realise..
1598
01:21:18,626 --> 01:21:21,977
that Steve Madden is
the hottest person,
1599
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:23,177
in the women shoe industry,
1600
01:21:23,377 --> 01:21:28,329
with orders going through the roof at every
department store in North America, right now.
1601
01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:31,166
We have him here in our office.
1602
01:21:32,198 --> 01:21:34,774
We should thank our fucking
lucky stars this man is here.
1603
01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:37,227
We should be on our
hands and knees right now,
1604
01:21:37,427 --> 01:21:39,587
getting ready to suck this guy off.
1605
01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:42,250
Like this, okay?
1606
01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,470
I wanna suck you off, Steve.
1607
01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:45,850
Everyone's gonna suck you off.
1608
01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:51,180
This is our golden ticket to the
fucking chocolate factory, right here.
1609
01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:54,650
And, I wanna meet
Willy 'Fucking' Wonka. Okay?
1610
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:58,580
I wanna be with the fucking
Oompa Loompas like this.
1611
01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:05,068
Get off this fucking stage.
Get out of here.
1612
01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,268
All right.
1613
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:07,520
I want you all to focus for a second.
1614
01:22:08,771 --> 01:22:10,421
See that little black boxes?
1615
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:11,621
They are called a telephones.
1616
01:22:11,821 --> 01:22:14,190
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
about this telephones.
1617
01:22:14,390 --> 01:22:16,808
They're not gonna
dial themselves! Okay?
1618
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,620
Without you...
1619
01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:21,565
They're just worthless hunk of plastic.
1620
01:22:21,765 --> 01:22:23,635
like a loaded M16 without a..
1621
01:22:23,835 --> 01:22:25,824
..trained Marine to pull the trigger.
1622
01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:28,573
And in the case of the telephone,
1623
01:22:28,773 --> 01:22:31,633
It's up to each and everyone of you,
1624
01:22:33,526 --> 01:22:35,270
My highly trained Strattonite,
1625
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:37,460
My killers
1626
01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:41,720
My Killers who will not take
no for an answer!
1627
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,222
My fucking warriors
1628
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,240
who'll not hang up the phone,
1629
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,340
until their clients either buys..
1630
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:53,424
... or fucking dies!
1631
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:08,040
Let me tell you something.
1632
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,950
There is no nobility in poverty.
1633
01:23:12,370 --> 01:23:14,570
I've been rich, and I've been poor man.
1634
01:23:14,770 --> 01:23:17,592
and I choose rich every time.
1635
01:23:18,970 --> 01:23:21,801
Cos, At least as a rich man,
when I have to face my problems,
1636
01:23:22,001 --> 01:23:23,001
I show up in the back of a limo
1637
01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,000
wearing a $2000 suit
1638
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,710
..and $40,000 gold fuckin' watch!
1639
01:23:36,181 --> 01:23:38,570
Now, if anyone here thinks
I'm superficial..
1640
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,751
...or materialistic.
1641
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,825
Go get the fuck out and get a job at McDonald�s,
because that's where you fucking belong!
1642
01:23:47,130 --> 01:23:50,130
But, before you depart this
room full of winners,
1643
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:54,552
I want you to take a good look at
the person next to you, go on.
1644
01:23:55,975 --> 01:23:57,550
because one day in the
not-so-distant future,
1645
01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:00,920
you're pullin' up to a red light
in your beat-up old Pinto,
1646
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:04,870
and that person�s gonna pull up
right along side you
1647
01:24:05,070 --> 01:24:07,567
in a brand new Porsche,
1648
01:24:07,767 --> 01:24:12,435
with their gorgeous young wife
by his side. Who's got big voluptous tits.
1649
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,119
And who will you be next to?
1650
01:24:16,319 --> 01:24:21,176
Some disgusting wilderbeast with three days of
razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo,
1651
01:24:21,376 --> 01:24:25,119
crammed in next to you with a carload full
of groceries from the fucking Price Club!
1652
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:26,680
That's who you're gonna
be sitting next to.
1653
01:24:27,890 --> 01:24:29,420
So, you listen to me and you listen well.
1654
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,070
Are you behind,
on your credit card bills?
1655
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,320
Good.
Pick up the phone and start dialing.
1656
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,560
Is your landlord ready to evict you?
1657
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,000
Good.
Pick up the phone and start dialing.
1658
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,130
Does your girlfriend think
you're a fucking loser?
1659
01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,650
Good.
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
1660
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:48,520
I want you to deal with
your problems,
1661
01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:50,530
by becoming rich!
1662
01:24:52,590 --> 01:24:54,040
All you have to do today
1663
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,470
..is pick up that phone..
1664
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,819
And speak the words that
I have taught you.
1665
01:25:00,019 --> 01:25:02,073
And I'll make you richer
1666
01:25:02,273 --> 01:25:06,114
than the most powerful CEO of
the United States of fucking America.
1667
01:25:09,450 --> 01:25:10,570
I want you to go out there,
1668
01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:14,157
And I want you to ram
1669
01:25:14,357 --> 01:25:17,850
Steve Madden stock down
your clients� throats
1670
01:25:18,050 --> 01:25:20,371
Till they fucking choke on it
1671
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:25,430
till they choke on it and buy 10,000 shares!
That's what I want you to do.
1672
01:25:26,110 --> 01:25:27,680
You'll Be ferocious!
1673
01:25:28,660 --> 01:25:30,122
You'll Be relentless!
1674
01:25:30,322 --> 01:25:33,982
You'll Be telephone fucking terrorists!
1675
01:25:35,350 --> 01:25:39,919
Now, let's knock this Motherfucker
out of the park!
1676
01:26:08,860 --> 01:26:13,955
At 1 p.m. we opened
the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
1677
01:26:14,155 --> 01:26:16,690
By 1:03 it was over eighteen dollars.
1678
01:26:17,290 --> 01:26:19,140
Even the big Wall Street firms
were buying.
1679
01:26:29,638 --> 01:26:31,378
Of the two million shares
being offered for sale,
1680
01:26:31,578 --> 01:26:34,326
a million belonged to me,
held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
1681
01:26:34,526 --> 01:26:36,525
Now, once the price hit the high teens,
1682
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,960
You know what?
Who gives a shit.
1683
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,160
As always, the point is this--
1684
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:45,714
22 million in three fucking hours!
1685
01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:47,810
Can you believe it.
1686
01:26:51,048 --> 01:26:52,106
Jordan.
1687
01:26:52,306 --> 01:26:54,915
Barry Kleinman's on the phone
from Future Video.
1688
01:26:55,115 --> 01:26:56,890
A who?
- I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
1689
01:26:57,090 --> 01:26:58,090
He says, it's urgent.
1690
01:26:58,290 --> 01:26:59,290
Urgent? Who the fuck's Barry Kleinman?
1691
01:27:00,223 --> 01:27:02,840
Oh, my God. You wanna marry me?
You're in love with me?
1692
01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:04,140
Yeah, go fuck your cousin.
1693
01:27:04,340 --> 01:27:05,340
Barry, what's up?
1694
01:27:05,581 --> 01:27:08,153
Listen, I got a subpoena.
- Subpoena?
1695
01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:09,353
What the fuck are you talking about?
1696
01:27:09,553 --> 01:27:11,689
The FBI wants a copy
of your wedding video.
1697
01:27:11,889 --> 01:27:14,254
The F-B-fucking-I?
You fucking kidding me?
1698
01:27:14,454 --> 01:27:15,990
Listen to me,
His Name�s Denham,
1699
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:17,860
he�s an agent in the New York office.
1700
01:27:18,180 --> 01:27:20,281
What�s his problem?
- He�s a boy scout,
1701
01:27:20,481 --> 01:27:22,790
..thinks you�re Gordon Gekko.
1702
01:27:22,990 --> 01:27:24,825
What does he want with my wedding video?
1703
01:27:25,025 --> 01:27:27,261
It's like invasion of my privacy,
You know what i'm saying.
1704
01:27:27,461 --> 01:27:29,223
It's intrusive..you know.
1705
01:27:29,423 --> 01:27:31,853
He's got your pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.
1706
01:27:32,053 --> 01:27:33,053
Pictures, names of the people..
1707
01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:36,361
You know what he's trying to do.
Exactly, what's he's doing now. Look at yourself.
1708
01:27:36,561 --> 01:27:37,561
He's trying to rattle you.
1709
01:27:37,761 --> 01:27:41,645
He's trying to rattle your old lady.
So, she'll nags you to be a fuckin' witness.
1710
01:27:41,845 --> 01:27:43,388
Oh, He wants me to rat on myself?
1711
01:27:43,588 --> 01:27:45,841
He wants me to give information
about my..what?
1712
01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:48,563
The good fucking news is,
you know I know everybody downtown,
1713
01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:51,171
I called The Justice Department,
The DEA..
1714
01:27:51,371 --> 01:27:54,685
nobody even know you
fucking exists, so calm down.
1715
01:27:54,885 --> 01:27:56,900
They don't know I exist?
- No.
1716
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:58,100
That's good.
1717
01:28:03,923 --> 01:28:06,884
You know who he is right?
- Yeah.
1718
01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:10,681
So, if I just wanted to get some more
information, just find out what he knows,
1719
01:28:12,637 --> 01:28:14,829
we could go to his house right?
Tap his phones a little bit,
1720
01:28:15,029 --> 01:28:19,418
..bug in get a little information..
- You don't fuck with these guys like that,
1721
01:28:19,618 --> 01:28:21,751
you don't fuck with him like that.
What are you nuts or something?
1722
01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:23,713
That's what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?
1723
01:28:23,913 --> 01:28:25,825
I have a fucking P.I license you know.
1724
01:28:26,025 --> 01:28:27,988
I make a living at this,
I'm not a cop anymore.
1725
01:28:28,188 --> 01:28:29,947
They'll take my fucking license
away from me, alright?
1726
01:28:30,147 --> 01:28:31,147
Okay.
1727
01:28:31,347 --> 01:28:33,357
Okay, if I can't do that,
1728
01:28:33,557 --> 01:28:35,816
Can i just..can I give the guy a call?
1729
01:28:37,307 --> 01:28:39,995
Why is that..Jordan.
Jordan do me a favor.
1730
01:28:40,195 --> 01:28:43,087
The only one who calls
this guy is your fucking lawyer.
1731
01:28:44,438 --> 01:28:47,661
I told you, whatever
the fuck you say to him,
1732
01:28:47,861 --> 01:28:50,399
He's gonna used it against you.
Don't you understand?
1733
01:28:50,599 --> 01:28:53,246
He is smart, you are dumb.
- Fucking bullshit.
1734
01:28:53,446 --> 01:28:55,491
I'm not allowed to call him.
- Are we fucking talking tonight?
1735
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,332
The last time you took these
fucking pills, you put..
1736
01:28:58,532 --> 01:29:00,959
your head in fucking micooven,
I'm not making it up
1737
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,810
Okay, I won't call.
1738
01:29:07,864 --> 01:29:09,344
Hey, fellas! C�mon aboard!
1739
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:10,544
Plank�s right down there.
1740
01:29:12,638 --> 01:29:14,186
Welcome.
1741
01:29:14,386 --> 01:29:15,386
What a nice day.
1742
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:19,920
Welcome aboard.
1743
01:29:21,725 --> 01:29:23,966
Jordan, Welcome aboard to Naomi.
Pleasure to meet you.
1744
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:25,924
I�m Agent Denham.
This is Agent Hughes.
1745
01:29:26,124 --> 01:29:27,798
Hi, how are you?
Let me introduce you.
1746
01:29:27,998 --> 01:29:29,922
This is Nicole.
Heidi, come on. Don't be shy.
1747
01:29:30,122 --> 01:29:32,754
What are you guys all shy for?
Don't be scared.
1748
01:29:32,954 --> 01:29:35,167
These are friends of Stratten.
- It's a Pleasure. - Hello.
1749
01:29:38,619 --> 01:29:41,396
Your message said that,
you wanted to speak privately.
1750
01:29:41,596 --> 01:29:43,493
Right. I do want to
speak privately.
1751
01:29:43,693 --> 01:29:44,693
Give us a minute, huh, Ladies.
1752
01:29:44,893 --> 01:29:47,614
Let me know if I can get you anything.
We'd be happy to help.
1753
01:29:48,620 --> 01:29:49,700
You guys hungry?
1754
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,690
If you want something to eat.
We got some pasta, shrimp, lobster,
1755
01:29:52,890 --> 01:29:54,825
I got whiskey,
anykind of booze you want?
1756
01:29:55,025 --> 01:29:58,033
You know what, the bureau doesn't
allow us to drink when we are at sea.
1757
01:29:58,233 --> 01:30:00,523
Duh? Of course.
1758
01:30:00,723 --> 01:30:01,723
Ever been on one of these before?
1759
01:30:01,923 --> 01:30:03,798
A boat?
1760
01:30:04,952 --> 01:30:06,288
I learned to sail when I was six.
1761
01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:07,488
No, shit.
Is that right.
1762
01:30:08,650 --> 01:30:09,826
I mean, one like this, though.
1763
01:30:10,026 --> 01:30:12,942
I had the whole front extended
to put a chopper up there.
1764
01:30:13,142 --> 01:30:14,142
See that?
1765
01:30:16,108 --> 01:30:17,361
Anyway, this is for you.
1766
01:30:17,561 --> 01:30:20,341
It's a complete list of every person
that was at my wedding.
1767
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:22,896
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video,
1768
01:30:23,096 --> 01:30:25,387
I figured this would help expedite
the whole process, right?
1769
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:26,587
There you go.
1770
01:30:26,787 --> 01:30:28,887
Look.
My point is that.
1771
01:30:29,087 --> 01:30:30,743
I know you�re investigating Stratton,
1772
01:30:30,943 --> 01:30:34,143
but, for the life of me
I can�t figure out why.
1773
01:30:34,343 --> 01:30:36,581
I know we are a little unorthodox;
We're a little...
1774
01:30:36,781 --> 01:30:38,059
loud in the way we do things.
1775
01:30:38,259 --> 01:30:41,817
You gotta understand,
trying to make a name for ourselves.
1776
01:30:42,017 --> 01:30:47,387
But, I want you to understand,
we don't do anything illegal.
1777
01:30:47,587 --> 01:30:49,352
Whatsoever.
1778
01:30:49,552 --> 01:30:51,798
You could talk to the SEC,
They're at my office,
1779
01:30:51,998 --> 01:30:54,289
fifteen times,
over the last six month, so..
1780
01:30:54,489 --> 01:30:56,487
I got nothing to hide.
1781
01:30:56,687 --> 01:30:59,590
You know, The SEC�s a
civil regulatory agency.
1782
01:30:59,790 --> 01:31:00,790
We pursue criminal activity.
1783
01:31:00,990 --> 01:31:01,990
Exactly.
1784
01:31:02,510 --> 01:31:03,510
You go after real criminal. Which...
1785
01:31:04,934 --> 01:31:07,910
makes me wonder, what the hell
you're investigating me for?
1786
01:31:08,110 --> 01:31:09,110
I mean, honestly. What..
1787
01:31:09,190 --> 01:31:13,118
What is it that you think,
that we did or do. I don't get it.
1788
01:31:13,318 --> 01:31:14,318
Well,
1789
01:31:14,518 --> 01:31:17,185
Jordan, I can�t discuss
ongoing investigations.
1790
01:31:17,385 --> 01:31:18,385
No, i get that.
I understand.
1791
01:31:18,585 --> 01:31:19,585
With that said.
1792
01:31:21,031 --> 01:31:22,925
This case got dumped
on my desk.
1793
01:31:23,125 --> 01:31:24,125
You know, by a higher up..
1794
01:31:24,325 --> 01:31:27,473
Who needs to make a show of
looking into the new company,
1795
01:31:27,673 --> 01:31:29,950
on the block. The whole press
and everything.
1796
01:31:30,150 --> 01:31:32,550
I end up being the smuck
who does the looking.
1797
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,750
Exactly.
1798
01:31:33,950 --> 01:31:34,950
It's just..you know,
it bothers me.
1799
01:31:35,610 --> 01:31:36,780
We are the new guy.
1800
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:38,669
we're the one that's banging
on Wall Streets door, man.
1801
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:41,309
You should see what's going on
at the bigger firm.
1802
01:31:41,509 --> 01:31:42,509
I know all the information.
1803
01:31:42,610 --> 01:31:43,660
It's true.
1804
01:31:43,860 --> 01:31:45,926
Goldman, Leyman Brothers, Merrill.
1805
01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:49,273
collateralized debt obligations?
This internet stock bullshit?
1806
01:31:49,473 --> 01:31:50,473
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
1807
01:31:50,673 --> 01:31:53,506
I mean,
I could take you step-by-step,
1808
01:31:53,706 --> 01:31:57,465
to what exactly is occuring.
You know, all you have to do is ask.
1809
01:31:57,665 --> 01:31:58,665
I'm available.
1810
01:31:59,655 --> 01:32:01,006
That's exactly
what I wanted to hear.
1811
01:32:01,206 --> 01:32:03,654
I don't see why,
a little sit down like this.
1812
01:32:04,856 --> 01:32:06,393
Can't be profitable
for the both of us.
1813
01:32:06,593 --> 01:32:08,954
It should, right?
It should be profitable for us.
1814
01:32:09,154 --> 01:32:10,154
It should.
- Look?
1815
01:32:10,354 --> 01:32:12,495
I'm gonna give you my personal line,
1816
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,593
five days a week you just call me.
Feel free.
1817
01:32:15,793 --> 01:32:17,956
I'll do that.
- Great.
1818
01:32:20,942 --> 01:32:22,148
Are you sure you guys don't want
something to drink?
1819
01:32:22,348 --> 01:32:24,036
I mean, you're not hungry.
Nothing?
1820
01:32:24,236 --> 01:32:26,098
Oh, no.
- No?
1821
01:32:29,137 --> 01:32:30,064
Let me ask you.
1822
01:32:30,264 --> 01:32:33,149
And if you don't wanna get too personal,
just tell me to shut up at anytime.
1823
01:32:34,544 --> 01:32:36,991
Did you try to get your broker's
license at one time?
1824
01:32:37,191 --> 01:32:38,191
Did I hear that right?
1825
01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:40,330
Were you trying to
take a stab at Wall Street?
1826
01:32:41,578 --> 01:32:42,888
Who've you been talking to?
1827
01:32:43,088 --> 01:32:45,276
Who the fuck have you been talking to?
- Well, you're investigating me..
1828
01:32:45,476 --> 01:32:47,867
I hear things.
You see what I mean?
1829
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,890
You ever think about,
what would've happened.
1830
01:32:51,090 --> 01:32:53,077
if you've..you know,
stayed the course?
1831
01:32:54,626 --> 01:32:56,593
You know what. When
I�m riding home on the subway,
1832
01:32:56,793 --> 01:33:00,031
And, my balls are fucking sweating.
I'm wearing the same suit, three days in row.
1833
01:33:00,231 --> 01:33:01,231
Yeah, you bet I do.
1834
01:33:01,431 --> 01:33:03,144
I thought about it, before.
Who wouldn't, right?
1835
01:33:03,344 --> 01:33:04,344
Right, who fucking wouldn't.
1836
01:33:04,544 --> 01:33:06,467
I mean, you got..
another personal question.
1837
01:33:06,667 --> 01:33:08,479
You don't need to answe..
- No, it's alright Jordan.
1838
01:33:08,679 --> 01:33:11,521
What are you pulling?
50-60K something like that, a year?
1839
01:33:15,596 --> 01:33:16,556
Let's put it this way.
1840
01:33:16,756 --> 01:33:19,425
You get a free handgun,
when you sign up for the bureau.
1841
01:33:20,490 --> 01:33:21,680
No. But, it fucking pisses me off.
1842
01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,880
You know what I mean.
You think about,
1843
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:26,524
the people that build this country,
hardworking people like you.
1844
01:33:26,724 --> 01:33:29,064
You know,firefighters,
teachers, FBI agents.
1845
01:33:29,264 --> 01:33:32,889
End of the day, you guys get
fucking skinned to life, financially.
1846
01:33:33,089 --> 01:33:34,089
Fucking makes me angry.
1847
01:33:35,348 --> 01:33:37,700
That's the one thing about
Wall Street and this market is.
1848
01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:43,010
For me, I feel, it's good to give back.
You know, there's
1849
01:33:43,210 --> 01:33:45,299
there's situations.. where I can.
1850
01:33:45,499 --> 01:33:48,366
make those situations
better for people.
1851
01:33:48,566 --> 01:33:49,566
You know.
1852
01:33:50,954 --> 01:33:53,273
Opportunity, is everything.
1853
01:33:53,473 --> 01:33:54,473
Exactly.
1854
01:33:54,673 --> 01:33:57,073
Yeah, for example.
I got this one kid, right.
1855
01:33:58,551 --> 01:34:01,268
Went to school for environmental
science or something like that.
1856
01:34:01,468 --> 01:34:03,268
He was bogged down by
student's loans.
1857
01:34:03,468 --> 01:34:05,946
Turns out, his mother needed
triple bypass surgery.
1858
01:34:06,146 --> 01:34:07,146
Horrible situation.
1859
01:34:07,346 --> 01:34:10,350
But, we got him in at the market
at the right time.
1860
01:34:10,550 --> 01:34:11,550
Choose the right stock.
1861
01:34:11,570 --> 01:34:12,610
We gave him the right guidance.
1862
01:34:12,810 --> 01:34:16,073
Boom. Overnight,
changes his entire life.
1863
01:34:16,273 --> 01:34:19,770
You know, he got to put his mother in the
best hospital in New York city.
1864
01:34:19,970 --> 01:34:23,197
It didn't work out for her, granted
she passed away, unfortunately.
1865
01:34:23,397 --> 01:34:26,138
But, we gave him that opportunity,
you know what i'm saying.
1866
01:34:26,338 --> 01:34:29,088
It's just about setting up
the right team and then,
1867
01:34:29,288 --> 01:34:31,832
overnight, your life can change.
1868
01:34:37,208 --> 01:34:38,947
What is..intern..uh..
1869
01:34:40,989 --> 01:34:43,205
What does an intern make off
on a deal like that?
1870
01:34:43,405 --> 01:34:44,405
On that situation..
1871
01:34:44,605 --> 01:34:48,146
On that particular trade.
One trade.
1872
01:34:48,346 --> 01:34:51,428
North of half a million dollars.
1873
01:34:55,599 --> 01:34:57,373
And, I'd do that for anybody.
1874
01:34:57,573 --> 01:35:00,910
You know, anybody that needs
the proper guidence.
1875
01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,482
Can you say that again?
1876
01:35:22,682 --> 01:35:24,358
Just the way, you said it.
1877
01:35:24,558 --> 01:35:25,558
Just the same way.
1878
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:31,755
I don't know
what you're talking about.
1879
01:35:31,955 --> 01:35:33,545
No..come on you know
what i'm talking about.
1880
01:35:33,745 --> 01:35:35,584
Just say the same thing.
I think, what Jordan just did is he..
1881
01:35:35,784 --> 01:35:36,784
If I'm not mistaken.
1882
01:35:36,984 --> 01:35:39,544
You just tried to bribe
a Federal Officer.
1883
01:35:39,744 --> 01:35:41,801
No, technically,
I didn't bribe anybody.
1884
01:35:43,507 --> 01:35:45,665
According to the US Criminal Code,
1885
01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:49,036
there needs to be exact dollar figure
for the exchange of services.
1886
01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:51,214
That would not hold up
in the court of law.
1887
01:35:53,974 --> 01:35:54,824
That's the truth, But..
1888
01:35:55,024 --> 01:35:56,519
I wanna tell you this,
- Yeah.
1889
01:35:56,719 --> 01:36:00,027
The same gentleman, that told me
you tried to get your broker's license,
1890
01:36:00,227 --> 01:36:02,010
also told me that
you are a straight arrow.
1891
01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:03,210
He ran a security check on me.
1892
01:36:03,410 --> 01:36:04,410
Well..
1893
01:36:06,414 --> 01:36:09,945
i'm on a boat fit for a bond villain
sometimes you need to play the part, right?
1894
01:36:11,470 --> 01:36:14,575
I think it's time you both
get the fuck off my boat. What do you say?
1895
01:36:16,392 --> 01:36:17,529
You know, Jordan.
I'll tell you something.
1896
01:36:17,729 --> 01:36:20,117
Most of the Wall Street
jackasses I bust,
1897
01:36:22,332 --> 01:36:23,411
they were born to the life.
- Is that right?
1898
01:36:24,864 --> 01:36:26,157
Their father was a douchebags.
1899
01:36:26,357 --> 01:36:28,302
Just like their fathers before them.
1900
01:36:28,502 --> 01:36:29,502
But you,
1901
01:36:31,719 --> 01:36:34,764
You Jordan, you got this way
all on your own.
1902
01:36:34,964 --> 01:36:35,964
Did I?
1903
01:36:36,164 --> 01:36:37,164
Good for you, little man.
1904
01:36:37,364 --> 01:36:38,364
Little man?
1905
01:36:38,564 --> 01:36:40,745
Good for you.
- Me, the littleman?
1906
01:36:40,945 --> 01:36:41,945
Let me tell you something.
1907
01:36:42,145 --> 01:36:43,925
Let me tell you something else.
1908
01:36:44,125 --> 01:36:46,219
Honestly, i'm not bullshitting here,
1909
01:36:46,419 --> 01:36:48,234
this is one of the nicest boat
that i've ever been on.
1910
01:36:48,434 --> 01:36:49,842
I gotta..I gotta tell you.
- I bet it is.
1911
01:36:50,042 --> 01:36:51,042
And, you know what
I was just thinking too.
1912
01:36:51,242 --> 01:36:53,831
The fucking hero that
I'm gonna be back at the office.
1913
01:36:54,510 --> 01:36:56,934
When the bureau seizes
this fucking boat.
1914
01:36:57,134 --> 01:36:59,153
B'cos, I'm gonna finally fuck Jordan.
1915
01:37:00,987 --> 01:37:02,009
It's beautiful.
1916
01:37:02,209 --> 01:37:03,209
And, you get the beautiful girls and everything.
1917
01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:04,727
It's wonderful.
1918
01:37:04,927 --> 01:37:07,064
Alright, get the fuck off my boat.
1919
01:37:07,264 --> 01:37:09,882
I'm sure we'll be seeing each other, real soon.
- I'm sure.
1920
01:37:10,082 --> 01:37:13,559
Good luck on that subway ride home
to your miserable ugly fucking wives.
1921
01:37:13,759 --> 01:37:16,879
I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar
off my balls.In the meantime.
1922
01:37:17,079 --> 01:37:19,732
Hey, you guys wanna take
some lobsters for your ride home?
1923
01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:21,880
You fucking miserable pricks!
I know you can't afford them.
1924
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,065
Fucking cheap fucks.
1925
01:37:24,265 --> 01:37:25,265
Fucking miserable pricks!
1926
01:37:27,140 --> 01:37:29,639
Hey, fellas..look what I found
in my pockets. Look!
1927
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,953
Your year salary, right here.
1928
01:37:32,153 --> 01:37:33,153
You know what I call them?
1929
01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:34,353
Fun coupons.
1930
01:37:35,965 --> 01:37:38,793
A fun coupons.
1931
01:37:46,563 --> 01:37:49,187
Switzerland?
What the fuck is in Switzerland?
1932
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:50,720
Swiss fucking Banks, that's what.
1933
01:37:51,630 --> 01:37:54,180
It was ass covering time.
I had to hide my money.
1934
01:37:55,110 --> 01:37:56,340
Enter Rugrat.
1935
01:37:56,990 --> 01:37:59,160
He knew Swiss Banker from law school.
1936
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:00,360
But, he was in Geneva.
1937
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:03,684
And there was no way,
I'm gonna make that flight sober.
1938
01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:08,897
So, I knew if I took my drugs right.
I could sleep through the entire flight.
1939
01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:11,300
But, I had to take em, JUST RIGHT.
1940
01:38:12,050 --> 01:38:14,549
At 4 pm I popped a few more ludes.
1941
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:17,552
Which started kicking in by the time
I finished my sales meeting.
1942
01:38:17,752 --> 01:38:18,752
My tingle phase.
1943
01:38:19,690 --> 01:38:21,289
By dinner I popped a few more
1944
01:38:21,489 --> 01:38:23,949
on top of some cocktails and a
valium or two.
1945
01:38:24,149 --> 01:38:26,207
My slur phase.
1946
01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:30,463
By eight thirty,
I popped a few more ludes.
1947
01:38:30,663 --> 01:38:32,640
and pretty much lost my motor skills.
1948
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:35,346
This was the drool phase.
1949
01:38:38,512 --> 01:38:40,800
By ten I didn�t know who
or what the fuck I was--
1950
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,610
The amnesia phase.
1951
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,570
We boarded the plane,
just before midnight.
1952
01:38:45,940 --> 01:38:49,163
Wow! Look at you.
You're all beautiful.
1953
01:38:52,590 --> 01:38:54,720
May I see your boarding passes Sir.
- We have boarding passes.
1954
01:39:04,201 --> 01:39:05,849
He's got his hand on my dick again.
1955
01:39:09,290 --> 01:39:10,440
Oh, my God! Take it off.
1956
01:39:12,089 --> 01:39:12,856
Take it off.
1957
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:15,105
I heard there's a treasure map,
under here.
1958
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,670
Stop.
1959
01:39:18,590 --> 01:39:19,580
Please, sit down.
1960
01:39:19,780 --> 01:39:21,589
Go back to your seat, please.
1961
01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:23,523
Please, go back to your seat.
1962
01:39:23,723 --> 01:39:25,609
I will have to call the captain.
1963
01:39:25,809 --> 01:39:27,844
Please, Sir.
Please sit down.
1964
01:39:28,044 --> 01:39:29,044
Please sit down!
1965
01:39:29,244 --> 01:39:30,244
Okay, i'm going.
1966
01:39:31,785 --> 01:39:32,975
Okay..okay.
1967
01:39:35,058 --> 01:39:36,466
Fasten your seatbelt please.
1968
01:39:36,666 --> 01:39:39,276
We cannot take off, if you haven't
fasten your seatbelt.
1969
01:39:39,476 --> 01:39:40,476
Sit down, fasten it.
1970
01:39:40,676 --> 01:39:42,691
I will do it for you.
- What?
1971
01:39:42,891 --> 01:39:43,891
I will do it for you.
1972
01:39:44,091 --> 01:39:46,656
You gotta speak english
We don't understand Swiss language.
1973
01:40:13,858 --> 01:40:14,906
Christ. Fuck.
1974
01:40:17,716 --> 01:40:18,669
Donnie.
1975
01:40:18,869 --> 01:40:21,927
Donnie, this isn't funny,
untie me, buddy.
1976
01:40:22,127 --> 01:40:23,904
I can�t tie you.
1977
01:40:24,104 --> 01:40:25,796
The captain tied you.
1978
01:40:25,996 --> 01:40:26,996
He was fucking tasing you.
1979
01:40:28,649 --> 01:40:29,753
Why?
1980
01:40:29,953 --> 01:40:30,953
Why?
1981
01:40:45,189 --> 01:40:46,384
You're screaming at people.
1982
01:40:46,584 --> 01:40:47,584
Fuck off.
1983
01:40:47,784 --> 01:40:50,441
You were on the floor,
like rolling around and shit.
1984
01:40:50,641 --> 01:40:52,586
You called the captain the N-words.
1985
01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:55,117
I call the captain an N-words?
1986
01:40:55,317 --> 01:40:56,317
Yeah, he was very upset.
1987
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:57,517
Really?
1988
01:40:57,717 --> 01:40:58,717
Luckily, we are in first class.
1989
01:41:01,025 --> 01:41:03,535
Jesus Christ, I think you have
a fucking drug problem.
1990
01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:06,150
Where are the ludes?
1991
01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:07,946
Where are the ludes?
1992
01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:10,281
They're in my ass,
don't worry about it.
1993
01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:11,481
I got it.
1994
01:41:11,681 --> 01:41:12,681
Thank god.
1995
01:41:13,997 --> 01:41:16,452
Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when
we get to Switzerland, buddy.
1996
01:41:16,652 --> 01:41:17,652
This is bad.
1997
01:41:17,852 --> 01:41:19,639
This fucking thing's pressing my chest
I can't breath.
1998
01:41:19,839 --> 01:41:20,839
Do something to calm
me down, please.
1999
01:41:21,039 --> 01:41:23,165
Okay, shut the fuck up.
Just shut the fuck up.
2000
01:41:23,365 --> 01:41:24,365
Help me.
2001
01:41:24,565 --> 01:41:25,565
Okay...shhh..shh..
2002
01:41:26,937 --> 01:41:28,648
That's good.
- Go to sleep.
2003
01:41:28,848 --> 01:41:29,848
Rub it harder, buddy.
2004
01:41:30,048 --> 01:41:31,048
You're all right.
2005
01:41:31,248 --> 01:41:33,726
We all love you.
Shut the fuck up!
2006
01:41:39,733 --> 01:41:40,957
Mr.Belfort.
2007
01:41:41,157 --> 01:41:42,157
You're free to go.
2008
01:41:44,856 --> 01:41:46,143
Really?
2009
01:41:49,954 --> 01:41:50,744
Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah.
2010
01:41:50,944 --> 01:41:52,546
When we get up there.
Try not to act like yourself, okay?
2011
01:41:52,746 --> 01:41:54,519
Let's make Geneva an
asshole free Donnie zone, alright?
2012
01:41:54,719 --> 01:41:55,719
Why the fuck are you
coming at me for?
2013
01:41:55,950 --> 01:41:58,048
Hey, listen..the only reason
you're sitting in this limo
2014
01:41:58,248 --> 01:42:00,002
and not a Swiss jail is
b'cos of my friend, okay?
2015
01:42:02,233 --> 01:42:03,411
We are here.
We are here.
2016
01:42:04,490 --> 01:42:05,660
Jordan Belfort!
2017
01:42:05,860 --> 01:42:06,860
At last!
2018
01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:09,566
Nicholas has told me so much.
2019
01:42:10,652 --> 01:42:12,172
Jordan, Jean-Jacques Saurel.
2020
01:42:12,372 --> 01:42:14,516
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
- Nice to meet you.
2021
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:25,447
I'm curious about your bank
secrecy laws, here.
2022
01:42:29,622 --> 01:42:30,526
Excusez-moi, Jordan,
2023
01:42:30,810 --> 01:42:35,220
Swiss custom requires
ten minutes of blah blah blah..
2024
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:36,420
Chit chat.
Chit chat! Thank you.
2025
01:42:36,620 --> 01:42:38,718
before business can be discussed.
2026
01:42:44,267 --> 01:42:46,876
Of course, let�s get �down to it.�
2027
01:42:47,076 --> 01:42:48,076
What would you like to know?
2028
01:42:49,474 --> 01:42:51,429
Under what circumstances
would you be..
2029
01:42:51,629 --> 01:42:53,903
..obligated to cooperate with an FBI
2030
01:42:54,103 --> 01:42:57,918
or U.S. Justice Department investigation?
For example.
2031
01:42:58,118 --> 01:42:59,118
Ca depend.
2032
01:43:00,494 --> 01:43:02,505
Ca depend?
- Oui.
2033
01:43:03,754 --> 01:43:05,898
Ca depend on what?
Exactly.
2034
01:43:07,086 --> 01:43:09,984
Whether America plans to invade
Switzerland in the coming months.
2035
01:43:11,554 --> 01:43:13,330
So, check if tanks are rolling down
the Rue de la Croix?
2036
01:43:13,530 --> 01:43:14,630
Yes, Rue de la Croix.
2037
01:43:30,458 --> 01:43:35,042
What I�m asking, you Swiss dick,
is are you going to fuck me over.
2038
01:43:38,056 --> 01:43:41,760
I understand perfectly,
you American shitheel.
2039
01:43:43,910 --> 01:43:46,830
The only way the Banque
Real de Geneve would cooperate;
2040
01:43:47,030 --> 01:43:48,030
with a foreign legal body
2041
01:43:48,230 --> 01:43:52,269
is if the crime being pursued is
also a crime in Switzerland.
2042
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:56,982
But, there are very few Swiss laws
which apply to your practices.
2043
01:43:57,182 --> 01:43:59,722
From a financial standpoint,
2044
01:43:59,922 --> 01:44:02,784
you are now in heaven.
2045
01:44:02,984 --> 01:44:05,047
See, I told you he's fantastic, right?
2046
01:44:05,470 --> 01:44:08,697
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena,
2047
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,747
it would become papier-toillette.
2048
01:44:13,591 --> 01:44:15,423
We would wipe our ass with it.
2049
01:44:15,623 --> 01:44:16,623
Unless, of course..
2050
01:44:16,823 --> 01:44:20,063
it was an investigation
into stock fraud..
2051
01:44:20,263 --> 01:44:23,192
which is a crime in Switzerland.
If I'm correct.
2052
01:44:23,392 --> 01:44:26,547
Then, there�d have to be Cooperacion.
2053
01:44:26,747 --> 01:44:27,747
On your part,
If I'm not mistaken.
2054
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:30,260
Yes, we would.
2055
01:44:31,580 --> 01:44:34,355
Assuming the account is
under your name.
2056
01:44:36,067 --> 01:44:37,234
if it were..
2057
01:44:37,434 --> 01:44:38,434
another name..
2058
01:44:40,086 --> 01:44:42,550
A friends, Comerate, Cousin..
2059
01:44:47,812 --> 01:44:49,243
Relatives?
Yeah.
2060
01:44:51,786 --> 01:44:53,931
Was that yodeling I just heard or
2061
01:44:54,131 --> 01:44:56,145
did you just say
what I thought you said?
2062
01:44:56,345 --> 01:44:58,629
Yes! Yes!
2063
01:44:58,829 --> 01:45:01,652
He's telling me to use a rathole.
2064
01:45:01,852 --> 01:45:05,594
But, a U.S. rathole would never
get into Switzerland with all that money.
2065
01:45:05,794 --> 01:45:09,968
What I needed was a ratholr
with a European passport.
2066
01:45:17,384 --> 01:45:18,659
Jordan?
2067
01:45:18,859 --> 01:45:21,735
Hey! How is my favourite Aunt, huh?
2068
01:45:21,935 --> 01:45:24,419
Welcome, was the traffic terrible?
- No, not at all.
2069
01:45:29,030 --> 01:45:31,360
Thank God, Aunt Emma didn't need
too much convincing.
2070
01:45:32,220 --> 01:45:34,150
Turned out, the british weren't too much
different from the Swiss.
2071
01:45:34,350 --> 01:45:37,402
Money talks.
And, bullshit takes the bus.
2072
01:45:37,602 --> 01:45:39,767
How do you say 'rathole' in British.
2073
01:45:39,967 --> 01:45:42,187
If you get in any trouble, whatsoever.
2074
01:45:42,387 --> 01:45:45,155
I'll come forward immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.
2075
01:45:45,355 --> 01:45:46,355
That I promise.
2076
01:45:47,784 --> 01:45:50,325
Risk is what keeps us young,
isn�t it darling?
2077
01:45:54,657 --> 01:45:56,211
Sometimes, I wonder
2078
01:45:56,411 --> 01:45:59,034
if you let money get
the best of you, my love.
2079
01:45:59,234 --> 01:46:02,744
Among other substances.
2080
01:46:07,066 --> 01:46:09,023
It�s that obvious, huh?
2081
01:46:09,223 --> 01:46:11,591
It's chilly darling and you're
sweating bullets.
2082
01:46:14,850 --> 01:46:18,353
What can I say, Aunt Emma.
I�m a drug addict.
2083
01:46:19,549 --> 01:46:20,973
I really am. I mean,
2084
01:46:21,173 --> 01:46:22,173
Cocaine, pills..
2085
01:46:23,913 --> 01:46:25,908
Whatever it is,
I'll fucking do it.
2086
01:46:26,108 --> 01:46:28,212
That's the truth.
2087
01:46:28,412 --> 01:46:31,194
I am a sex addict too.
2088
01:46:31,394 --> 01:46:34,702
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.
2089
01:46:36,032 --> 01:46:37,752
Jesus, why am I telling you all this?
2090
01:46:37,952 --> 01:46:38,952
I am sorry.
2091
01:46:40,984 --> 01:46:42,878
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
2092
01:46:43,078 --> 01:46:44,078
You are.
2093
01:46:44,278 --> 01:46:46,209
You are easy to talk to.
2094
01:46:46,409 --> 01:46:47,409
I suppose it's..
2095
01:46:49,465 --> 01:46:51,034
It's just my job, you know, it's uh...
2096
01:46:51,234 --> 01:46:55,407
All these people depending on me, tens of
millions of dollars at stake, you know,
2097
01:46:55,607 --> 01:46:57,372
Sometimes, I feel like I..
2098
01:46:57,572 --> 01:47:00,600
I've bitten on more than
I can chew, you know?
2099
01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,344
You're a man with large appetites.
2100
01:47:03,544 --> 01:47:04,544
Yeah.
2101
01:47:07,054 --> 01:47:08,950
Is she, fucking hitting on me?
2102
01:47:09,150 --> 01:47:10,150
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
2103
01:47:13,937 --> 01:47:16,857
I suppose, I put that on
myself though, right?
2104
01:47:17,057 --> 01:47:18,057
My decision.
2105
01:47:18,257 --> 01:47:20,516
It's hard to..
2106
01:47:20,716 --> 01:47:21,716
Hard to learn to..
2107
01:47:21,916 --> 01:47:24,988
to control the anxiety
sometimes, you know?
2108
01:47:27,146 --> 01:47:29,824
Learn to relax, and let go.
2109
01:47:31,182 --> 01:47:32,991
To release the tension.
2110
01:47:34,318 --> 01:47:36,025
She is hitting on me.
2111
01:47:36,225 --> 01:47:37,225
Holy shit!
2112
01:47:37,425 --> 01:47:39,751
Yeah, release the tension.
2113
01:47:44,490 --> 01:47:48,832
Suppose we, uh.. We
all just need to learn not..
2114
01:47:49,032 --> 01:47:51,935
Learn to do what comes
naturally in life, you know?
2115
01:47:54,993 --> 01:47:57,089
Is he fucking hitting on me?
2116
01:48:03,669 --> 01:48:04,997
Stability, dear.
2117
01:48:05,197 --> 01:48:06,197
Family.
2118
01:48:13,475 --> 01:48:14,955
You take care of my nice, my love.
2119
01:48:15,155 --> 01:48:17,344
I'll take care of everything, over here.
2120
01:48:19,041 --> 01:48:20,481
Deal.
2121
01:48:26,330 --> 01:48:30,005
We had, literally,
a fuck load of money.
2122
01:48:30,205 --> 01:48:33,051
Aunt Emma, could never carry
all this by herself.
2123
01:48:33,390 --> 01:48:37,210
So, I thought to myself,
who else has European passport?
2124
01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:42,205
Now, Brad, as a successful
drug dealer,
2125
01:48:42,752 --> 01:48:44,845
spent his winters in the south of France,
2126
01:48:44,887 --> 01:48:46,878
which is where he met his wife, Chantelle.
2127
01:48:46,889 --> 01:48:49,858
A striper of Slovenian origin,
2128
01:48:49,892 --> 01:48:53,726
born in, of all places, Switzerland.
2129
01:48:57,833 --> 01:48:59,824
Well, this is fucked.
2130
01:48:59,835 --> 01:49:01,803
Oh, no, shit!
2131
01:49:05,007 --> 01:49:08,943
- Like this will take a, like, 50 trips.
- I know.
2132
01:49:12,815 --> 01:49:13,873
Yeah, a suicide work.
2133
01:49:13,949 --> 01:49:16,816
But, how about her family? Right?
2134
01:49:16,852 --> 01:49:18,979
I mean, they all got
Swiss's passport, right?
2135
01:49:18,988 --> 01:49:20,922
I mean, she's got parents,
she's got a brother.
2136
01:49:20,956 --> 01:49:23,720
Right, brother's got a wife,
that's five fuckin' people.
2137
01:49:23,759 --> 01:49:25,727
Six, seven trips, boom, right?
2138
01:49:25,761 --> 01:49:27,956
They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like,
''what are you doing?'', they could do that.
2139
01:49:27,997 --> 01:49:30,830
At least I have a family,
you crooked nose fuck!
2140
01:49:30,866 --> 01:49:33,926
Hey, hey, uh, don't
forget about my money.
2141
01:49:35,771 --> 01:49:37,796
- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Hey, I forgot to tell you
2142
01:49:37,807 --> 01:49:40,799
- he's got some, he's got some money.
- My money.
2143
01:49:40,843 --> 01:49:42,902
- Yeah, a couple mill comin' in like a week.
- Yeah.
2144
01:49:42,945 --> 01:49:45,004
And when it gets here, I'll give
you a call, you come pick it up.
2145
01:49:48,017 --> 01:49:49,814
You give me a call?
2146
01:49:50,986 --> 01:49:54,786
When it gets here, I'll give you
a call, and you come pick it up.
2147
01:49:54,824 --> 01:49:56,724
Well, we don't fuckin'
work for you, man!
2148
01:49:56,759 --> 01:49:57,020
Shh..
2149
01:49:57,026 --> 01:49:59,893
Sweetheart, you have my
money taped to your tits.
2150
01:49:59,929 --> 01:50:01,897
Okay? Technically you do work for me.
2151
01:50:04,934 --> 01:50:06,731
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
2152
01:50:06,769 --> 01:50:08,964
If I fuckin' do this, I'm telling
you right now, I ain't goin' to him.
2153
01:50:09,004 --> 01:50:11,905
Okay? I'm not a fuckin' schwas, I
don't do fuckin' pick-ups, alright?
2154
01:50:11,941 --> 01:50:13,806
- But listen to me, when this thing placed,
- I'm gonna take care of everything.
2155
01:50:13,843 --> 01:50:15,868
and I fuckin' say, and you
tell that fuckin' piece of shit.
2156
01:50:15,911 --> 01:50:16,969
- If he comes correct.
- I will.
2157
01:50:17,012 --> 01:50:21,779
If he comes in, I'll fuckin' loopy and fucked up.
I swear to God, I'm a mash that douchebag's teeth.
2158
01:50:21,817 --> 01:50:23,785
I hear that, who's fucking cheating?
2159
01:50:23,819 --> 01:50:25,719
- Who's fuckin' cheating?!
- Look, may I asking..
2160
01:50:25,754 --> 01:50:27,881
I put the money on that
fuckin' table, not you!
2161
01:50:27,923 --> 01:50:29,857
I'm the reason we
have this fuckin' deal!
2162
01:50:29,859 --> 01:50:31,793
- I have a gun, you fucking idiot!
- What the fuck this gun.
2163
01:50:31,827 --> 01:50:32,885
I already told you this.
2164
01:50:32,928 --> 01:50:36,830
You know what? You're a fuckin' pill
deal, I got five more just like you, bro!
2165
01:50:36,866 --> 01:50:38,766
Keep talking, you piece of shit!
2166
01:50:38,767 --> 01:50:40,860
Do you know what? You dress like shit!
2167
01:50:40,903 --> 01:50:42,894
- So, fuck you!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
2168
01:50:42,938 --> 01:50:45,771
- Jesus!
- Like that faggot. Who's the faggot?
2169
01:50:45,774 --> 01:50:46,832
- Enough with your shit!
- You okay?
2170
01:50:46,876 --> 01:50:47,843
Hey pal!
2171
01:50:49,945 --> 01:50:52,880
The next day, aunt Emma flew to Geneve.
2172
01:50:52,915 --> 01:50:55,748
Two million in cash in her carry on.
2173
01:50:55,784 --> 01:50:58,753
Which in a big picture was
a drop in the Swiss bucket.
2174
01:50:59,788 --> 01:51:02,848
'Cause the following month,
over the course of six roundtrips,
2175
01:51:02,892 --> 01:51:05,204
Chantelle's family and friends smugglin'
2176
01:51:05,205 --> 01:51:07,920
over 20 millon in cash
without even a hiccup.
2177
01:51:07,930 --> 01:51:09,921
- Shred it.
- And by the way..
2178
01:51:09,965 --> 01:51:13,867
- Here they are.
- Excellent!
2179
01:51:13,869 --> 01:51:15,860
- And I have some more.
- Really?
2180
01:51:15,938 --> 01:51:16,962
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
2181
01:51:16,972 --> 01:51:18,906
- And here.
- Welcome.
2182
01:51:18,941 --> 01:51:20,772
[LAUGHING] Welcome?
2183
01:51:20,809 --> 01:51:23,744
- And yeah, like four bags of it.
- Ooh.
2184
01:51:24,013 --> 01:51:26,811
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?
2185
01:51:26,849 --> 01:51:28,840
- Slovenian. Yes.
- Slovenian? Okay.
2186
01:51:28,851 --> 01:51:31,820
- So you're blonde?
- Oh, stop that.
2187
01:51:51,874 --> 01:51:52,806
Shit.
2188
01:51:52,841 --> 01:51:56,902
Put the fuckin' car
parked, you dumb idiot!
2189
01:51:56,946 --> 01:51:59,710
Yeah, close the briefcase.
2190
01:51:59,748 --> 01:52:02,774
One fuckin' day, one fuckin' day
you couldn't keep it together?
2191
01:52:02,818 --> 01:52:04,843
I was fucked up, Brad.
2192
01:52:04,887 --> 01:52:06,855
- You're fuckin' kidding me!
- Fucked up.
2193
01:52:12,327 --> 01:52:14,090
- It's a joke!
- It's a joke?
2194
01:52:14,129 --> 01:52:16,222
- I'm sober.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
2195
01:52:16,265 --> 01:52:19,063
- It's a fuckin' joke. I'm not stupid.
- Are you fuckin' stupid?
2196
01:52:19,067 --> 01:52:20,261
- You fuckin' drivin' you like a fuckin' maniac.
- Do you know what..
2197
01:52:20,302 --> 01:52:22,475
- You know the attention
that fuckin' draws?
2198
01:52:22,476 --> 01:52:24,068
- You know what, I'm not stupid.
2199
01:52:24,106 --> 01:52:25,095
- I'm smart.
- Smart?
2200
01:52:25,140 --> 01:52:27,165
- I make million dollar deal.
- That's right.
2201
01:52:27,209 --> 01:52:30,042
We smart important people, unlike you.
2202
01:52:30,045 --> 01:52:33,310
People who don't sucker punch
people when they're scared, okay?
2203
01:52:34,049 --> 01:52:35,073
- I'm scared?
- And by the way,
2204
01:52:35,117 --> 01:52:37,210
- I haven't got an apology for that.
- One apology, okay.
2205
01:52:37,252 --> 01:52:39,117
I check my fuckin' messages everyday
2206
01:52:39,154 --> 01:52:40,086
- when I come home from work
- Did you?
2207
01:52:40,122 --> 01:52:41,111
- my answering machine
- You didn't got one, huh?
2208
01:52:41,123 --> 01:52:43,216
zero! I got a blinking light
because I don't have shit from you!
2209
01:52:43,258 --> 01:52:44,490
- Yeah right. You know, you got a big
2210
01:52:44,491 --> 01:52:46,056
fuckin' mouth!
- I got my wife, I got my wife
2211
01:52:46,094 --> 01:52:48,221
checking the messages every 45
minutes, calling the office say,
2212
01:52:48,263 --> 01:52:52,029
has Brad apologize? Is there any
apology message on the machine?
2213
01:52:52,067 --> 01:52:53,125
- Alright, do you know what..
- I don't have jack shit.
2214
01:52:53,168 --> 01:52:54,653
- You know what? That's
not how you treat me.
2215
01:52:54,654 --> 01:52:56,137
- Yeah, you got a big
fuckin' mouth. You know
2216
01:52:56,171 --> 01:52:58,036
I'm not gonna give you a fuckin'
pass, just give me the case.
2217
01:52:58,073 --> 01:53:00,200
- Oh, you're not gonna give me a pass?
- Get out of here.
2218
01:53:00,242 --> 01:53:01,300
Look, it's a figure fuckin' speech.
2219
01:53:01,343 --> 01:53:04,039
- Oh my God, the Emperor of Foxville
- Just give me the fuckin' case
2220
01:53:04,079 --> 01:53:06,172
came down from Foxville
to give me a pass!
2221
01:53:06,214 --> 01:53:07,650
Hey, what are the citizens of Foxville
2222
01:53:07,651 --> 01:53:09,274
doing at the day when
the Emperor's gone?
2223
01:53:09,318 --> 01:53:11,286
- I'm begging you.
- Is it, is it mayhem?
2224
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:13,185
Or people looting and raping?
2225
01:53:13,221 --> 01:53:15,086
What all the little fuckhead doing?
2226
01:53:15,123 --> 01:53:16,055
- Why are you here?
- You go fuck yourself!
2227
01:53:16,091 --> 01:53:18,116
- You fuckin', alright, alright.
- Hey, you fuck the back up!
2228
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:19,320
I'm fuckin' saying!
2229
01:53:20,028 --> 01:53:24,021
That if I ever cross you in my
life, if you come at me again,
2230
01:53:24,099 --> 01:53:25,225
- Just fuckin' keep it down.
- You know what?
2231
01:53:25,267 --> 01:53:31,228
I got it. I don't want to be avoiding
anything, but I think you like, like..
2232
01:53:31,239 --> 01:53:32,263
- Like, when you come at me,
- What the fuck?
2233
01:53:32,307 --> 01:53:34,172
- 'cause you look at me.
- what's the matter with you?
2234
01:53:34,209 --> 01:53:37,178
I just know I just noticed like,
you have like a fuckin', like..
2235
01:53:37,212 --> 01:53:38,179
- Stop that talk!
- You might twinkle.
2236
01:53:38,213 --> 01:53:41,080
You have like a twinkle, were
you trying to kiss me, bro?
2237
01:53:41,083 --> 01:53:42,175
- Jesus fuckin' Christ..
- Bro, you're trying..
2238
01:53:42,217 --> 01:53:44,276
- I'm.. What's with you?
- I have like a, I don't know, I just..
2239
01:53:45,053 --> 01:53:46,247
- I said that homophobic thing..
- Baiklah.
2240
01:53:46,254 --> 01:53:48,154
- You're just not the one for me, pal.
- Okay.
2241
01:53:48,190 --> 01:53:51,091
You know what I mean? It's not,
it's not about that for me, you know?
2242
01:53:51,126 --> 01:53:52,218
- You understand?
- I've heard enough, please.
2243
01:53:52,260 --> 01:53:54,125
I'm begging, give me the fuckin' case.
2244
01:53:54,129 --> 01:53:55,096
- Okay?
- I gonna give you the case.
2245
01:53:55,130 --> 01:53:57,064
- Gve me the case. What's that?
- You gotta do me one favour.
2246
01:53:57,099 --> 01:53:58,259
You gotta take this case,
2247
01:53:58,266 --> 01:54:00,166
you gotta drive straight home, you know.
2248
01:54:00,202 --> 01:54:02,033
I need you to open up the briefcase,
2249
01:54:02,037 --> 01:54:06,030
and you take out every single dollar,
don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase.
2250
01:54:06,074 --> 01:54:09,043
I want you to have it all neatly
organized outside the briefcase,
2251
01:54:09,077 --> 01:54:10,135
and you to take it,
2252
01:54:10,178 --> 01:54:13,238
I need you to shove it right up your
wife's Slatvian cunt, you understand?
2253
01:54:13,281 --> 01:54:15,215
- My fuckin' wife?
- Fuckin' chill!
2254
01:54:15,250 --> 01:54:17,115
- [GROANING] Chill, bro!
- You motherfuckin' piece of shit!
2255
01:54:17,152 --> 01:54:19,120
- How about that?
- Let go, let go! Come on. Fuck!
2256
01:54:19,154 --> 01:54:21,122
[SIREN]
2257
01:54:21,189 --> 01:54:23,054
Motherfucker! You fuckin' dick!
2258
01:54:23,058 --> 01:54:26,027
Stop! Don't move! Don't move,
I'm gonna fire your fuckin' leg!
2259
01:54:26,061 --> 01:54:28,052
I'm gonna fire you in your fuckin' leg!
2260
01:54:28,096 --> 01:54:30,155
Drop the case, put your hands in the air!
2261
01:54:30,198 --> 01:54:31,096
Get that!
2262
01:54:31,133 --> 01:54:32,100
[SCREAMING]
2263
01:54:32,100 --> 01:54:34,227
Get on your knees, sir!
Get down on your knees!
2264
01:54:34,269 --> 01:54:36,260
Motherfucker!
2265
01:54:36,304 --> 01:54:38,067
Fuck! Jesus!
2266
01:54:38,106 --> 01:54:39,266
Mother fucker!
2267
01:54:48,116 --> 01:54:49,105
Jordan!
2268
01:54:49,117 --> 01:54:52,018
Do I have a surprise for you.
2269
01:54:52,287 --> 01:54:54,187
20 real lemons.
2270
01:54:54,256 --> 01:54:56,315
Retired pharmacist friend of mine,
it been in his safe for 15 years.
2271
01:54:57,059 --> 01:54:58,287
You fuckin' kiddin' me? Lemons?
2272
01:54:58,326 --> 01:55:01,295
- [LAUGHING]
- They're gonna knock us out off our fuckin' head.
2273
01:55:01,329 --> 01:55:06,289
When it comes to quaalude, the
lemon 714 was the holygrail.
2274
01:55:06,301 --> 01:55:08,098
- Can you believe it?
- Oh my God..
2275
01:55:08,136 --> 01:55:09,103
I thought they were like a myth.
2276
01:55:09,137 --> 01:55:12,038
Three times as powerful as
anything available today.
2277
01:55:12,040 --> 01:55:15,237
- Look at these babies.
- Boy Donnie really knew how to celebrate.
2278
01:55:15,277 --> 01:55:17,601
He said he was saving
these for a special
2279
01:55:17,602 --> 01:55:20,146
occasion, like a birthday,
or being clapfree.
2280
01:55:20,182 --> 01:55:22,150
Or, my money arriving
safely in Switzerland.
2281
01:55:22,184 --> 01:55:23,276
We're gonna die!
2282
01:55:23,318 --> 01:55:26,287
[PUKE]
2283
01:55:26,321 --> 01:55:29,085
So that night, I cleared my schedule,
2284
01:55:29,091 --> 01:55:33,118
and I rid my body of anything
that could fuck with my high.
2285
01:55:33,161 --> 01:55:35,220
It was celebration time.
2286
01:55:35,263 --> 01:55:37,026
Okay.
2287
01:55:37,065 --> 01:55:38,191
We start off with one, see how it'll go?
2288
01:55:38,200 --> 01:55:40,168
My guy says all we need is one.
2289
01:55:40,168 --> 01:55:41,100
Here we go.
2290
01:55:42,237 --> 01:55:44,102
- Salute.
- Cheers.
2291
01:55:44,139 --> 01:55:47,074
Maybe if I pull it
again, it will go down.
2292
01:55:48,310 --> 01:55:51,006
Steve,Steve! I gotta get outta here.
2293
01:55:51,046 --> 01:55:53,105
No! I think I got it figured out.
2294
01:55:53,148 --> 01:55:57,084
It must be one pull for
up, and two pull for down.
2295
01:55:57,119 --> 01:55:58,143
Okay.
2296
01:56:06,294 --> 01:56:08,091
You feel anything?
2297
01:56:11,166 --> 01:56:13,031
No.
2298
01:56:15,103 --> 01:56:17,037
Been thirty five minutes.
2299
01:56:19,241 --> 01:56:23,041
Maybe we built up a tolerance
after all these years, huh?
2300
01:56:24,346 --> 01:56:26,109
Hm..
2301
01:56:36,124 --> 01:56:37,182
This is bullshit!
2302
01:56:37,225 --> 01:56:40,285
My metabolism is pumped
out, I can't feel shit!
2303
01:56:40,328 --> 01:56:43,161
They're old, I think
they lost the potency?
2304
01:56:43,165 --> 01:56:44,132
Huh?
2305
01:56:44,199 --> 01:56:45,223
Check the bottle!
2306
01:56:49,037 --> 01:56:50,163
January '81
2307
01:56:50,205 --> 01:56:51,229
They're fuckin' duds.
2308
01:56:51,239 --> 01:56:53,264
- Fuck!
- Let's take a..
2309
01:56:53,308 --> 01:56:55,276
- Take two more each.
- Yeah.
2310
01:56:57,179 --> 01:56:59,079
Jordan!
2311
01:56:59,080 --> 01:57:00,138
You're up, babe?
2312
01:57:03,218 --> 01:57:05,083
What are you two retards doing?
2313
01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:06,178
We're workin' out, honey.
2314
01:57:07,122 --> 01:57:09,022
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
2315
01:57:09,057 --> 01:57:11,184
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
2316
01:57:13,128 --> 01:57:14,117
Hey! Bo, what's going on?
2317
01:57:14,162 --> 01:57:16,027
Jordan, listen to me clearly.
2318
01:57:16,064 --> 01:57:18,191
I can not talk to you in this
phone, and I have to talk with you.
2319
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:20,031
We're gonna get outta
here. What's going on?
2320
01:57:20,068 --> 01:57:23,196
Listen to me, leave the
fuckin' house, Jordan!
2321
01:57:23,238 --> 01:57:27,106
And then call me from a payphone.
This is not a fuckin' joke, Jordan.
2322
01:57:27,142 --> 01:57:28,234
Yeah, yeah. Ya.
2323
01:57:29,244 --> 01:57:31,109
- Shit!
- What's.. What he said?
2324
01:57:31,146 --> 01:57:33,046
I don't know what the fuck
is going on, I gotta go!
2325
01:57:33,081 --> 01:57:34,139
Is everything okay, Jordan?
2326
01:57:44,292 --> 01:57:49,195
The closest payphone I can get to
is at the Brookvile Contry Club.
2327
01:57:49,231 --> 01:57:51,199
It was a real WASP stronghold.
2328
01:57:51,233 --> 01:57:54,031
Just a mile down the road from my house.
2329
01:58:04,045 --> 01:58:05,070
Hey Bo, what's up? It's me, what's going
2330
01:58:05,071 --> 01:58:06,172
on? I'm at the payphone,
what's going on?
2331
01:58:06,181 --> 01:58:07,148
Listen to me carefully.
2332
01:58:07,215 --> 01:58:10,116
Please, your little friend
here, Brad, your little buddy,
2333
01:58:10,118 --> 01:58:11,176
he's in jail.
2334
01:58:11,219 --> 01:58:13,278
He.. What the fuck he's in
jail for? What did he do?
2335
01:58:13,288 --> 01:58:14,277
I don't know what he did.
2336
01:58:14,322 --> 01:58:18,224
My friend in Long Island told me he got
picked up in some fuckin' shopping mall,
2337
01:58:18,260 --> 01:58:21,286
- he got locked up..
- Wait, did you say a shopping mall?
2338
01:58:22,030 --> 01:58:23,122
- Yeah, yeah.
- He, he was with Donnie
2339
01:58:23,164 --> 01:58:26,133
he was supposed to deliver some money,
and that fuckin' fat piece of shit.
2340
01:58:26,167 --> 01:58:28,067
- I'm gonna go and fuckin' kill him.
- Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Listen to me!
2341
01:58:28,069 --> 01:58:29,195
Don't go! Listen to me.
2342
01:58:29,237 --> 01:58:32,104
That guy, Denham, that FBI agent guy,
2343
01:58:32,107 --> 01:58:36,066
somebody told me, he's got your phone
tapped. Your ofice and your home.
2344
01:58:36,111 --> 01:58:39,171
- Don't talk on that motherfuckin' phone!
- Okay. Fuck! I got it, I got it.
2345
01:58:39,247 --> 01:58:40,214
I got it, I got it.
2346
01:58:40,215 --> 01:58:42,080
Jordan.
2347
01:58:42,117 --> 01:58:45,280
You didn't try to bribe this
fuckin' FBI agent, did you?
2348
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:48,084
No, I didn't try to
bribe that FBI agent.
2349
01:58:48,089 --> 01:58:49,215
You think I'm that fuckin'stupid? No!
2350
01:58:49,257 --> 01:58:51,225
What the fuck you said?
I can't understand.
2351
01:58:51,259 --> 01:58:52,283
Say that again!
2352
01:58:52,294 --> 01:58:56,094
I said I won't, I know what
my feeling with this FBI agent.
2353
01:58:56,131 --> 01:58:57,291
What the fuck are you saying?
2354
01:58:59,167 --> 01:59:01,158
- I said..
- Are you fuckin' high?
2355
01:59:01,169 --> 01:59:04,036
Are you kidding me? I
don't wanna see more FBI!
2356
01:59:04,072 --> 01:59:06,233
Jordan! Are you fuckin' high?
2357
01:59:07,175 --> 01:59:09,234
Jordan, do me a favour.
Stay where you are,
2358
01:59:09,277 --> 01:59:11,142
don't get behind the wheel of the car,
2359
01:59:11,146 --> 01:59:12,306
I'll be there in a
moment to pick you up.
2360
01:59:13,048 --> 01:59:13,309
Jordan, Jordan!
2361
01:59:14,049 --> 01:59:16,176
After 15 years in storage,
2362
01:59:16,184 --> 01:59:20,018
the lemons had developed a delayed fuse.
2363
01:59:20,088 --> 01:59:23,319
It took 90 minutes for this little
fuckers to kick in, but once they did..
2364
01:59:24,059 --> 01:59:25,151
Pow!
2365
01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:28,288
I mean, I'd skipped the tingle phase
and went straight to the drool phase.
2366
01:59:28,330 --> 01:59:30,195
Tell me where you are, don't fuckin'..
2367
01:59:30,198 --> 01:59:35,067
This little bastard was so strong,
I discovered a whole new phase.
2368
01:59:35,103 --> 01:59:37,264
The cerebral palsy phase.
2369
01:59:39,207 --> 01:59:41,175
Come on, stand up.
2370
01:59:45,180 --> 01:59:47,239
Oke, walking's out.
2371
01:59:48,216 --> 01:59:51,049
I think, think what else is there?
2372
01:59:52,087 --> 01:59:53,054
Yes!
2373
01:59:53,088 --> 01:59:56,057
I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar.
2374
02:00:27,188 --> 02:00:28,155
Fuck!
2375
02:00:28,156 --> 02:00:30,181
The kid makes it look so goddamn easy.
2376
02:00:37,198 --> 02:00:39,132
Think, you motherfucker, think.
2377
02:00:39,334 --> 02:00:40,301
Yes!
2378
02:00:41,169 --> 02:00:42,227
I got it!
2379
02:00:42,237 --> 02:00:43,226
I've got it!
2380
02:00:43,304 --> 02:00:45,067
I can roll.
2381
02:00:45,073 --> 02:00:46,097
I can roll!
2382
02:00:55,316 --> 02:00:58,251
[GROANING]
2383
02:01:06,227 --> 02:01:09,025
[GROANING]
2384
02:01:44,199 --> 02:01:46,224
[PANTING]
2385
02:01:52,207 --> 02:01:53,139
[PHONE RINGING]
2386
02:01:53,174 --> 02:01:54,232
[SHOUTING]
2387
02:02:08,156 --> 02:02:09,145
Jordan?
2388
02:02:11,126 --> 02:02:12,093
Jordan?
2389
02:02:12,327 --> 02:02:14,192
Oh Jesus. Where are you?
2390
02:02:14,229 --> 02:02:16,129
I'm at the Country Club.
2391
02:02:16,164 --> 02:02:17,096
What?
2392
02:02:17,132 --> 02:02:20,192
I'm at the Country Club!
2393
02:02:20,235 --> 02:02:22,999
I don't know what the fuck are you
saying, but you need to get home!
2394
02:02:23,037 --> 02:02:24,197
Donnie is out of control.
2395
02:02:24,239 --> 02:02:27,072
He's on the other line
with some Swiss guy,
2396
02:02:27,108 --> 02:02:28,234
- I don't know..
- What?!
2397
02:02:28,276 --> 02:02:32,042
Get him off the phone!
2398
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:34,310
I can't understand you.
2399
02:02:34,315 --> 02:02:38,046
Get him off the phone!
2400
02:02:38,086 --> 02:02:39,212
What the fuck are you saying, Jordan?
2401
02:02:39,254 --> 02:02:41,119
Can you just get home? Hurry.
2402
02:02:41,156 --> 02:02:44,182
Oh my God!
2403
02:02:44,192 --> 02:02:46,183
Oh my God..
2404
02:02:51,099 --> 02:02:53,090
I was less than a mile from home.
2405
02:02:53,168 --> 02:02:56,069
I drove as slow as I fuckin' could.
2406
02:02:56,104 --> 02:02:57,230
I think Jello move faster.
2407
02:02:57,238 --> 02:03:00,264
I just couldn't give him two million.
2408
02:03:00,308 --> 02:03:04,039
I'm gonna be a little late.
2409
02:03:04,078 --> 02:03:06,171
You ate two million?
2410
02:03:06,214 --> 02:03:07,272
Million!
2411
02:03:07,315 --> 02:03:10,250
Get off the phone, get off
the fuckin' phone, idiot!
2412
02:03:10,251 --> 02:03:13,220
- [CAR HORN]
- Get out of the way, asshole!
2413
02:03:13,288 --> 02:03:15,119
- Hello?
- Too late..
2414
02:03:15,123 --> 02:03:17,284
- And it's..
- You hate two million?
2415
02:03:17,325 --> 02:03:20,089
No, you don't hate two million, Donnie.
2416
02:03:22,063 --> 02:03:25,055
By some miracle, I made it home alive.
2417
02:03:25,066 --> 02:03:27,091
Not a scratch on me or the car.
2418
02:03:33,341 --> 02:03:36,276
Is that so?
2419
02:03:36,277 --> 02:03:38,074
Jordan?
2420
02:03:38,112 --> 02:03:40,273
Oh Jesus fucking Christ!
2421
02:03:40,315 --> 02:03:42,249
What did you take?
2422
02:03:42,283 --> 02:03:43,307
What is wrong with you?
2423
02:03:44,052 --> 02:03:45,041
Jordan!
2424
02:03:45,053 --> 02:03:47,044
It's fuckin' good, right?
2425
02:03:47,088 --> 02:03:48,055
- What the fuck are you saying?
- You fucked up.
2426
02:03:48,089 --> 02:03:50,057
- What were you saying?
- Get off the phone!
2427
02:03:50,124 --> 02:03:55,061
Get off the fuckin' phone!
2428
02:03:55,096 --> 02:03:57,257
What the fuck, Jordan?
2429
02:03:57,298 --> 02:04:00,062
You're doing this in the
house, I hope you know that!
2430
02:04:00,101 --> 02:04:02,069
You fucking doing this in the house!
2431
02:04:02,103 --> 02:04:06,164
- You two are fucking funny friends!
- Get off the phone!
2432
02:04:06,207 --> 02:04:11,042
- Jesus, Jordan!
- The FBI!
2433
02:04:11,079 --> 02:04:14,139
- Get off the phone!
- I buy the phone!
2434
02:04:14,182 --> 02:04:18,312
Get off the phone!
2435
02:04:18,319 --> 02:04:23,086
- Give me the phone!
- [SCREAMING]
2436
02:04:23,157 --> 02:04:26,285
Come on. We're gonna
go upstairs, alright?
2437
02:04:26,294 --> 02:04:29,229
Get off the phone!
2438
02:04:33,268 --> 02:04:34,235
Fuck you!
2439
02:04:34,269 --> 02:04:36,260
- What's wrong?
- What you did?
2440
02:04:36,304 --> 02:04:38,272
- You piece of shit!
- What?
2441
02:04:38,306 --> 02:04:40,035
What?
2442
02:04:40,074 --> 02:04:41,302
Brad!
2443
02:04:42,043 --> 02:04:43,067
Huh?!
2444
02:04:43,111 --> 02:04:45,079
Brad!
2445
02:04:45,113 --> 02:04:46,137
Brad!
2446
02:04:46,180 --> 02:04:49,240
You fuckin' asshole!
2447
02:04:49,250 --> 02:04:53,084
Gimme the phone.
2448
02:04:53,121 --> 02:04:55,112
What did you do?
2449
02:04:55,123 --> 02:04:56,147
You piece of shit!
2450
02:04:56,190 --> 02:04:59,250
- What the fuck I did wrong?
- Fuck you!
2451
02:04:59,294 --> 02:05:02,058
I wanna fuckin' do it!
2452
02:05:02,096 --> 02:05:05,065
I wanna fuckin' kill you!
2453
02:05:05,099 --> 02:05:07,033
I'll get you!
2454
02:05:30,959 --> 02:05:33,052
What the fuck happen?
2455
02:05:33,094 --> 02:05:34,152
Oh, shit!
2456
02:05:34,195 --> 02:05:36,186
Jordan? Jordan, are you alright?
2457
02:05:36,231 --> 02:05:38,995
Donnie? Donnie?!
2458
02:05:39,934 --> 02:05:40,923
Donnie is not breathing!
2459
02:05:40,969 --> 02:05:42,994
Oh, fuck! I don't know what to do!
2460
02:05:43,037 --> 02:05:45,028
Jordan, I don't know what the
fuck to do, I can't help him!
2461
02:05:45,073 --> 02:05:46,131
What are we gonna do, Jordan?
2462
02:05:47,942 --> 02:05:49,136
Oh my God, I think he's choked, Jordan.
2463
02:05:49,177 --> 02:05:50,144
Do something!
2464
02:05:50,178 --> 02:05:52,203
- Oh God, help me!
- I got you!
2465
02:05:52,947 --> 02:05:55,108
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You got to do something!
2466
02:05:56,184 --> 02:05:57,947
- Oh shit!
- Oh my God!
2467
02:05:57,986 --> 02:05:59,180
Oh my God..
2468
02:06:00,989 --> 02:06:02,081
I got you!
2469
02:06:08,229 --> 02:06:09,992
Here!
2470
02:06:10,031 --> 02:06:11,020
Get in me!
2471
02:06:14,969 --> 02:06:16,027
[GROANING]
2472
02:06:21,175 --> 02:06:25,043
Step aside! Oh my God!
2473
02:06:25,079 --> 02:06:26,979
Oh God!
2474
02:06:27,015 --> 02:06:29,006
Move aside, baby!
2475
02:06:33,988 --> 02:06:34,955
Oh, God..
2476
02:06:34,956 --> 02:06:36,150
Look at me! Come on!
2477
02:06:36,190 --> 02:06:38,158
Come on, come on!
2478
02:06:43,097 --> 02:06:45,930
Jordan, he's not breathing,
you got to do something!
2479
02:06:47,001 --> 02:06:49,970
Jordan, he's a father, he's
got fucking kids, do something!
2480
02:06:50,004 --> 02:06:51,938
Yeah! Yeah.
2481
02:06:56,244 --> 02:06:59,077
Jordan, you gotta get over
here, tell me what I'm doing.
2482
02:07:00,048 --> 02:07:03,040
Oh fucking God, get over here, call 911!
2483
02:07:03,051 --> 02:07:04,075
[SCREAMING]
2484
02:07:08,022 --> 02:07:10,183
[SCREAMING]
2485
02:07:13,094 --> 02:07:14,186
You alright?
2486
02:07:14,228 --> 02:07:16,093
Are you alright?
2487
02:07:28,976 --> 02:07:30,034
Mr. Belfort?
2488
02:07:31,946 --> 02:07:33,004
Mr. Belfort?
2489
02:07:36,017 --> 02:07:38,008
Why the fuck you are here? Fuck.
2490
02:07:39,020 --> 02:07:40,044
Sir?
2491
02:07:40,088 --> 02:07:42,022
We need to ask you some questions.
2492
02:07:42,056 --> 02:07:44,047
You fuckin' kidding me? Fuck you!
2493
02:07:44,058 --> 02:07:45,047
Come on, get up!
2494
02:07:45,093 --> 02:07:47,152
Well, get the fuck outta my house!
2495
02:07:48,229 --> 02:07:50,163
- Let's go! Come on! Get up!
- I've been here all night.
2496
02:07:50,198 --> 02:07:51,961
- Let's go!
- I've been sitting here all night.
2497
02:07:51,966 --> 02:07:54,093
- What the fuck are you talkin'?
- Wait a minute, why you taking him?
2498
02:07:54,135 --> 02:07:55,124
- The fuck are you doing?
- Let's go!
2499
02:07:55,169 --> 02:07:56,101
Why you taking him?
2500
02:07:56,137 --> 02:07:57,195
- Tell him!
- We got no warn.
2501
02:07:57,238 --> 02:08:00,139
You just come up and
peep a house like this!
2502
02:08:00,141 --> 02:08:01,073
- I'm just talkin'..
- Did you drive your car that night
2503
02:08:01,109 --> 02:08:02,974
Mr. Belfort?
2504
02:08:04,178 --> 02:08:06,009
Well.
2505
02:08:08,182 --> 02:08:10,047
Wow!
2506
02:08:10,118 --> 02:08:12,143
Maybe I hadn't made at home okay.
2507
02:08:27,034 --> 02:08:29,935
Get out of the fuckin' way!
2508
02:08:31,205 --> 02:08:34,197
Fuck! Fucker!
2509
02:08:38,112 --> 02:08:40,103
Did you drive..
2510
02:08:40,148 --> 02:08:42,116
That car, tonight?
2511
02:08:43,084 --> 02:08:44,142
- Yeah..
- Yeah?
2512
02:08:44,185 --> 02:08:45,083
Right.
2513
02:08:45,119 --> 02:08:48,987
I'm a family man. Family man. Honey!
2514
02:08:49,023 --> 02:08:51,014
It was a miracle I wasn't killed.
2515
02:08:51,058 --> 02:08:54,050
More, you know, that I
didn't kill anybody else.
2516
02:08:54,095 --> 02:08:57,087
The cops took me in for questioning,
but they couldn't charge ne.
2517
02:08:57,131 --> 02:09:00,032
They had no proof I was even behind the wheel.
2518
02:09:00,067 --> 02:09:03,047
Meanwhile, Brad did
three months in jail for
2519
02:09:03,048 --> 02:09:06,028
contempt because he
wouldn't let Donnie out.
2520
02:09:06,040 --> 02:09:08,201
The result? I was scot free.
2521
02:09:08,209 --> 02:09:11,007
But I had eyes on me like never before.
2522
02:09:11,045 --> 02:09:12,945
You're a lucky man, Jordan.
2523
02:09:12,980 --> 02:09:15,005
You're lucky be alive,
let alone not in jail.
2524
02:09:16,017 --> 02:09:17,177
No, I don't believe in luck, right?
2525
02:09:17,185 --> 02:09:18,982
But it's time.
2526
02:09:19,020 --> 02:09:21,113
Please, let me call
the SEC and cut a deal,
2527
02:09:21,155 --> 02:09:23,146
before your luck runs out.
2528
02:09:23,157 --> 02:09:25,091
Wave to daddy!
2529
02:09:25,126 --> 02:09:28,152
Hey! Hey, sweetie.
2530
02:09:28,162 --> 02:09:30,187
- [LAUGHING]
- You're doing great, sweetie.
2531
02:09:30,231 --> 02:09:32,995
You're doing so great.
2532
02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:35,969
What kind of terms that
we do talking about, if I..
2533
02:09:36,003 --> 02:09:36,992
- You know..
- I don't know
2534
02:09:37,038 --> 02:09:40,166
you know you plead guilty to
handful of securities violation.
2535
02:09:40,208 --> 02:09:43,247
Stock manipulation, high pressure sales
2536
02:09:43,248 --> 02:09:46,909
tactics, ticky-tack
shit like that, you know?
2537
02:09:46,981 --> 02:09:48,107
Pay a couple million dollars in fine,
2538
02:09:48,115 --> 02:09:51,050
in exchange, SEC fucks
off till the end of time.
2539
02:09:54,021 --> 02:09:57,149
And Stratton, what happen to Stratton?
2540
02:09:57,191 --> 02:09:59,056
I mean that you,
there's no way, I mean..
2541
02:09:59,093 --> 02:10:00,958
You gotta walk away, right?
2542
02:10:00,995 --> 02:10:03,122
- Let Donnie be in charge.
- Alright, Donnie.
2543
02:10:04,198 --> 02:10:06,189
And the FBI is another
animal, completely.
2544
02:10:06,234 --> 02:10:08,134
They still be pursuing you
for criminal wrongdoing.
2545
02:10:08,169 --> 02:10:11,002
However, with you
stepping down voluntarily,
2546
02:10:11,172 --> 02:10:13,121
my guess is, that your
best friend, agent Denham,
2547
02:10:13,122 --> 02:10:15,108
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.
2548
02:10:17,011 --> 02:10:18,035
Jordan.
2549
02:10:18,079 --> 02:10:20,047
Wh.. What do you have to think about?
2550
02:10:20,081 --> 02:10:21,981
Yo.. You beat them!
2551
02:10:22,016 --> 02:10:22,983
You won!
2552
02:10:23,017 --> 02:10:25,076
God knows you'll never
have to work again.
2553
02:10:25,086 --> 02:10:27,179
What you're gonna do? Spend the rest of
your life in jail? Is that what you want?
2554
02:10:27,221 --> 02:10:29,086
- No.
- Okay!
2555
02:10:29,123 --> 02:10:31,114
Okay. You got all the
money in the world.
2556
02:10:31,158 --> 02:10:33,023
You need everybody else's money?
2557
02:10:33,027 --> 02:10:34,187
- Of course not.
- Well?
2558
02:10:34,228 --> 02:10:37,026
- You know I built it.
- I know you built it!
2559
02:10:37,031 --> 02:10:39,124
You built it, so now preserved it!
2560
02:10:43,971 --> 02:10:48,032
[CLAPPING]
2561
02:11:09,997 --> 02:11:11,191
You know..
2562
02:11:11,232 --> 02:11:15,965
Five years ago, when I started
Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff,
2563
02:11:16,003 --> 02:11:19,166
I knew the day would eventually
come where I'd have to be moving on.
2564
02:11:22,043 --> 02:11:25,137
And it's trully with a heavy
heart, that I'm here to say that..
2565
02:11:27,148 --> 02:11:29,139
That, that that day is finally here.
2566
02:11:29,183 --> 02:11:32,050
[SHOCKED]
2567
02:11:33,988 --> 02:11:39,153
I wanna, I wanna thank you all for your
years of loyalty and admiration, but uh,
2568
02:11:39,193 --> 02:11:41,161
the point is this.
2569
02:11:41,162 --> 02:11:46,065
Under Donnie's keadership, along with
Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg,
2570
02:11:46,100 --> 02:11:48,293
moving into key management posisitions,
2571
02:11:48,294 --> 02:11:50,310
this place really is, it's gonna be
2572
02:11:50,311 --> 02:11:52,903
better than ever. That
I promise you, okay?
2573
02:11:59,013 --> 02:12:01,106
This is Ellis Island, you people.
2574
02:12:01,148 --> 02:12:02,617
Okay, who you are, or where you
2575
02:12:02,618 --> 02:12:05,983
from, where do your relatives came
over, from the fuckin' Mayflower,
2576
02:12:06,020 --> 02:12:08,079
or the inner tube from Haiti.
2577
02:12:08,122 --> 02:12:13,025
This, right here, is the land of
opportunity, Stratton Oakmont, is America!
2578
02:12:13,060 --> 02:12:15,153
[CHEERING]
2579
02:12:17,031 --> 02:12:20,057
- All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
- Yes, we do.
2580
02:12:20,067 --> 02:12:21,932
Fuck you!
2581
02:12:22,003 --> 02:12:22,970
Come on, Kimmie.
2582
02:12:23,004 --> 02:12:24,164
Which you probably didn't know is,
2583
02:12:24,205 --> 02:12:29,165
Kimmie was one of the first brokers
here, one of the Stratton's original 20.
2584
02:12:29,210 --> 02:12:32,094
And most of you met Kimmie the beautiful
2585
02:12:32,095 --> 02:12:34,978
sophisticated woman that she is today.
2586
02:12:35,016 --> 02:12:39,976
A woman that wears
3000 dollar Armani suits.
2587
02:12:40,021 --> 02:12:43,081
Drives brand new Mercedes Benz.
2588
02:12:43,090 --> 02:12:45,835
A woman who, who spends her winters
2589
02:12:45,836 --> 02:12:49,051
in Bahamas and her summers in Hamptons.
2590
02:12:53,968 --> 02:12:56,027
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
2591
02:12:59,106 --> 02:13:03,042
The Kimmie that I met didn't
have two nickels to rub together.
2592
02:13:04,045 --> 02:13:08,106
She was a single mom on the balls of
her ass with an eight year old son.
2593
02:13:08,149 --> 02:13:11,141
Okay? She was three
months behind on her rent.
2594
02:13:12,153 --> 02:13:15,145
And when se came to me
and ask me for a job,
2595
02:13:16,057 --> 02:13:18,920
she asked for 5000 dollar advance just..
2596
02:13:18,921 --> 02:13:21,927
Just so she could pay her son's tuition.
2597
02:13:26,067 --> 02:13:28,001
And what I do, Kimmie?
2598
02:13:28,035 --> 02:13:29,093
Go on, tell them.
2599
02:13:31,138 --> 02:13:33,163
You wrote me a check..
2600
02:13:33,207 --> 02:13:35,937
For 25.000 dollars.
2601
02:13:37,011 --> 02:13:38,171
That's right.
2602
02:13:38,212 --> 02:13:39,941
Thank you.
2603
02:13:43,084 --> 02:13:44,949
And you know why that is?
2604
02:13:48,155 --> 02:13:50,146
That's because I believed in you.
2605
02:13:52,159 --> 02:13:54,218
It's because I believed in you, Kimmie.
2606
02:13:55,229 --> 02:13:59,131
Just like I believe in each
and everyone of you here today.
2607
02:13:59,166 --> 02:14:02,932
- I fuckin' love you, Jordan. I fuckin' love you.
- I fuckin' love you.
2608
02:14:02,970 --> 02:14:05,029
- I love you.
- I fuckin' love you too!
2609
02:14:05,072 --> 02:14:07,006
I fuckin' love you too!
2610
02:14:09,210 --> 02:14:11,110
And I love all of you!
2611
02:14:12,046 --> 02:14:14,981
I love all of you, from
the bottom of my heart.
2612
02:14:15,015 --> 02:14:16,949
- I love you, Jordan!
- I mean it!
2613
02:14:27,027 --> 02:14:28,961
It's a shame, you know, 'cause..
2614
02:14:30,164 --> 02:14:34,100
For years I've been telling you guys,
never to take ''no'' for an answer, right?
2615
02:14:34,101 --> 02:14:38,936
In order to keep pushin' and
to never hang up the phone,
2616
02:14:38,973 --> 02:14:41,066
until you get what you want.
2617
02:14:42,042 --> 02:14:43,976
Because you all deserve it.
2618
02:14:45,212 --> 02:14:48,079
You know this fuckin' deal
that I'm about to sign..
2619
02:14:49,150 --> 02:14:53,109
barring me from the securities
industry, barring me from Stratton..
2620
02:14:54,188 --> 02:14:55,951
My home..
2621
02:14:58,959 --> 02:15:01,052
The fuck is that? You know?
2622
02:15:02,062 --> 02:15:04,053
I tell you what it is. It's..
2623
02:15:05,032 --> 02:15:08,001
It's me taking ''no''
for an answer, you know?
2624
02:15:09,170 --> 02:15:13,129
It's them, them selling me,
not the other way around. It's..
2625
02:15:14,975 --> 02:15:17,068
It's me being a
hypocrite, is what it is.
2626
02:15:22,950 --> 02:15:24,042
So..
2627
02:15:31,091 --> 02:15:32,183
You know what?
2628
02:15:36,197 --> 02:15:38,097
I'm not leaving.
2629
02:15:40,201 --> 02:15:41,964
I'm not leaving.
2630
02:15:44,171 --> 02:15:45,195
I'm not fucking leaving!
2631
02:15:45,940 --> 02:15:48,033
[CHEERING]
2632
02:15:54,215 --> 02:15:56,149
The show goes on.
2633
02:15:58,185 --> 02:16:00,016
This is my home.
2634
02:16:00,054 --> 02:16:05,082
They gonna need a fucking wrecking
ball to take me outta here!
2635
02:16:06,961 --> 02:16:11,057
They gonna need to send a national
guard or fucking SWAT team,
2636
02:16:11,098 --> 02:16:14,192
'cause I ain't going nowhere.
2637
02:16:20,040 --> 02:16:22,065
Fuck them!
2638
02:16:24,011 --> 02:16:28,072
[HUMMING]
2639
02:16:31,218 --> 02:16:33,049
[SHOUTING]
2640
02:16:55,976 --> 02:16:57,944
Jordan! Jordan!
2641
02:16:57,945 --> 02:16:59,105
Jordan, get back here!
2642
02:17:00,214 --> 02:17:01,181
Hey!
2643
02:17:04,084 --> 02:17:06,052
Give.. Give me that!
2644
02:17:08,055 --> 02:17:11,081
What a trouble in the jungle, for Christ sake!
2645
02:17:12,993 --> 02:17:15,928
How did he, muffle
truffle you, huh, richman?
2646
02:17:15,963 --> 02:17:18,955
Turn the offer, trust
Welch on the order of SEC.
2647
02:17:18,999 --> 02:17:22,196
He is back in the ocean, happy hunting.
2648
02:17:28,943 --> 02:17:31,935
[MUSIC]
2649
02:17:35,015 --> 02:17:37,074
It was our time to party big.
2650
02:17:37,117 --> 02:17:40,018
And just as Brad was
released from jail too.
2651
02:17:40,988 --> 02:17:44,219
I apologize, even offered to
pay him for his time in the can.
2652
02:17:45,159 --> 02:17:46,126
But he said no.
2653
02:17:46,126 --> 02:17:47,184
The day he was out,
2654
02:17:47,227 --> 02:17:49,195
he didn't want any part of us.
2655
02:17:49,196 --> 02:17:52,927
Sad thing was, two years later,
2656
02:17:52,967 --> 02:17:54,025
he was dead.
2657
02:17:54,234 --> 02:17:57,101
Massive heart attack, at 35.
2658
02:17:57,972 --> 02:17:59,940
Same age Mulshock died.
2659
02:18:00,107 --> 02:18:03,042
Not that they, have a hell
of a lot in common, but,
2660
02:18:03,177 --> 02:18:05,145
anyway, I don't know
why that came to mind.
2661
02:18:08,148 --> 02:18:11,208
Within days, subpoena started flying.
2662
02:18:11,952 --> 02:18:15,046
Notices to produce documents,
deposititions, you name it.
2663
02:18:15,089 --> 02:18:17,023
Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
2664
02:18:17,024 --> 02:18:19,083
You now say it's coming
was to get me a subpoena.
2665
02:18:19,126 --> 02:18:21,185
Here's how we do a subpoena
to substracting our funds.
2666
02:18:28,969 --> 02:18:31,164
Fuck you USA, Fuck you!
2667
02:18:31,205 --> 02:18:33,139
Fuck you, Fuck you..
2668
02:18:33,173 --> 02:18:37,041
[CHEERING]
2669
02:18:43,017 --> 02:18:44,985
Jordan Belfort.
2670
02:18:45,019 --> 02:18:47,044
Olden, that's a nice name.
2671
02:18:47,087 --> 02:18:48,054
Thank you very much for that.
2672
02:18:48,088 --> 02:18:49,180
What kind a name is that?
2673
02:18:49,957 --> 02:18:50,946
That is my name.
2674
02:18:50,991 --> 02:18:52,151
I do not recall that.
2675
02:18:52,159 --> 02:18:54,957
I do not recall that, okay?
2676
02:18:54,995 --> 02:18:57,054
Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
2677
02:18:57,097 --> 02:18:59,031
Is it okay if I grab some danish?
2678
02:18:59,066 --> 02:19:00,033
- Can I have a danish?
- No, no, go.
2679
02:19:00,067 --> 02:19:01,967
They interogated everybody.
2680
02:19:01,969 --> 02:19:03,197
I got a low blood sugar,
that were I thinking.
2681
02:19:03,237 --> 02:19:08,174
I went on for months, it was
a total fucking harassment.
2682
02:19:08,208 --> 02:19:11,041
But not a single Strattonite cracked.
2683
02:19:11,078 --> 02:19:13,137
Gladys Carrera.
2684
02:19:13,180 --> 02:19:16,149
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- Sorry, I have no recomendation of that.
2685
02:19:16,183 --> 02:19:19,016
- No.
- No idea.
2686
02:19:19,053 --> 02:19:21,146
I don't recall that transaction,
do you guys have any milk?
2687
02:19:21,188 --> 02:19:24,123
Absolutely not.
2688
02:19:24,124 --> 02:19:25,196
By end of this, you
called so many times,
2689
02:19:25,197 --> 02:19:26,217
I just thought you might remember that.
2690
02:19:26,927 --> 02:19:28,189
I don't remember that.
2691
02:19:28,228 --> 02:19:29,803
- Would you re.. remember any of those?
2692
02:19:29,804 --> 02:19:31,095
- I do not recall any of that.
2693
02:19:31,131 --> 02:19:34,123
- This Abdul..
- I do not re.. No I don't recall.
2694
02:19:34,134 --> 02:19:35,976
It was a long phonecall, I just wanna
2695
02:19:35,977 --> 02:19:37,968
review if you have any memory of that.
2696
02:19:38,005 --> 02:19:39,561
Okey, you know we've talked to several
2697
02:19:39,562 --> 02:19:41,404
of the employee at
this firm and nobody can
2698
02:19:41,405 --> 02:19:43,204
recall anything about
this thieft man IPO.
2699
02:19:43,210 --> 02:19:46,008
It's.. I think it's odd.
2700
02:19:47,214 --> 02:19:50,047
- Do you recall?
- Carnage Cooperation?
2701
02:19:51,218 --> 02:19:54,949
- You do, you do recall it?
- No I don't recall that at all.
2702
02:19:54,955 --> 02:19:58,015
Excuse me, I have to ask,
is that your real hair?
2703
02:19:58,192 --> 02:20:00,057
Are you gonna say anything about that?
2704
02:20:00,227 --> 02:20:01,211
- Will you never comment
on my hair, is that
2705
02:20:01,212 --> 02:20:02,195
how we're doing?
- I just asking about that.
2706
02:20:02,229 --> 02:20:03,218
Is this personal question?
2707
02:20:03,931 --> 02:20:05,091
I wondering why you
wearing something like that.
2708
02:20:05,132 --> 02:20:07,191
I'm sure I don't recall what happened.
2709
02:20:09,203 --> 02:20:11,000
Can I get you anything else gentlemen?
2710
02:20:11,038 --> 02:20:13,587
Yes sweetheart I have rare
condition which require
2711
02:20:13,588 --> 02:20:16,135
me to drink one of those
every 15 minutes, please.
2712
02:20:17,010 --> 02:20:20,070
We were specifically adviced
not to leave the country.
2713
02:20:20,114 --> 02:20:22,947
So, we took our wives to Italy.
2714
02:20:22,983 --> 02:20:24,638
We figure that we
were safer working from
2715
02:20:24,639 --> 02:20:26,214
over the seas, giving orders to Rugrat.
2716
02:20:26,220 --> 02:20:28,017
Nobody could arrest us.
2717
02:20:28,055 --> 02:20:31,024
And nobody could prove I was still
running Stratton from a yacht.
2718
02:20:31,024 --> 02:20:35,188
Hey, Rugrats bonjour, you
bomheaded eagle, how you doing?
2719
02:20:35,229 --> 02:20:37,993
Donnie, Donnie listen,
we have a problem okay?
2720
02:20:37,998 --> 02:20:41,957
Your friend Steve Madden
is unloading shares.
2721
02:20:42,002 --> 02:20:43,128
What do you say? Who told you that?
2722
02:20:43,170 --> 02:20:44,194
- What is going on?
- He's doing it, Donnie.
2723
02:20:44,938 --> 02:20:47,202
He says, he says Steve
Madden is unloading shit.
2724
02:20:47,941 --> 02:20:49,101
Who told you that? That's bullshit.
2725
02:20:49,143 --> 02:20:50,201
- Gimme that goddamn phone, just..
- Don't!
2726
02:20:50,944 --> 02:20:52,969
- Ruggie, what's going on?
- He doesn't know what's going on..
2727
02:20:53,013 --> 02:20:55,257
Jordan look, I'm watching the screen and
2728
02:20:55,258 --> 02:20:58,007
huge chunk to Steve
Madden is being sold, okay.
2729
02:20:58,018 --> 02:21:00,043
It's not coming from us,
so it's gonna be Steve.
2730
02:21:00,087 --> 02:21:01,987
He's the only person
with that many shares.
2731
02:21:01,989 --> 02:21:03,081
Donnie, call me back, alright.
2732
02:21:03,157 --> 02:21:05,955
Donnie, your little friend is
trying fuck me, you know that?
2733
02:21:05,993 --> 02:21:11,056
Your little friend trying to fuck me
right now. Get him on the phone now.
2734
02:21:11,098 --> 02:21:16,035
Even though I own 85% of
Steve-Cock-Sucking-Motherfucker-Madden Shoes.
2735
02:21:16,069 --> 02:21:18,162
The shares were in his fucking name.
2736
02:21:18,172 --> 02:21:20,120
This motherfucker knew
I was in trouble with
2737
02:21:20,121 --> 02:21:21,938
the fed and he was
try to take advantage.
2738
02:21:21,975 --> 02:21:23,135
Donnie come on talk to me man,
how do you wanna play this?
2739
02:21:23,210 --> 02:21:26,043
Ruggie, I want you to get all
client on the phone right now
2740
02:21:26,046 --> 02:21:27,953
and having start selling
Steve Madden we gonna
2741
02:21:27,954 --> 02:21:29,982
try make that fucking
price down, do you hear me?
2742
02:21:30,017 --> 02:21:32,144
Shut the fuck up, this is your
fucking friend from highschool.
2743
02:21:32,152 --> 02:21:33,852
They will fuckin'
freak me, they're gonna
2744
02:21:33,853 --> 02:21:35,451
fuck with me and gonna turn this entire
2745
02:21:35,452 --> 02:21:37,089
company to a penny stock, you hear me?
2746
02:21:37,124 --> 02:21:38,989
- You got it?
- Yes, I got it.
2747
02:21:39,026 --> 02:21:41,119
Don't start jumping into conclusion
before we know what is going on.
2748
02:21:41,161 --> 02:21:44,221
Capitan!
2749
02:21:44,932 --> 02:21:46,923
Hang up your phones,
everybody! Hang up..
2750
02:21:46,967 --> 02:21:49,026
Turn the boat away, we're going home!
2751
02:21:53,040 --> 02:21:56,009
Baby, baby, what happened?
2752
02:21:57,044 --> 02:21:58,944
Sweetheart what's going on?
2753
02:21:59,980 --> 02:22:01,106
I am uhh..
2754
02:22:02,115 --> 02:22:05,175
- Just wait, I can't..
- Baby, baby, baby..
2755
02:22:05,219 --> 02:22:07,983
What is going on? Why are you crying?
2756
02:22:08,956 --> 02:22:10,947
- She's dead.
- Who?
2757
02:22:10,991 --> 02:22:13,084
I just got a call from my cousin, Betty,
2758
02:22:13,126 --> 02:22:16,095
- Yeah?
- Aunt Emma's dead.
2759
02:22:17,231 --> 02:22:20,962
- You fucking kidding me?
- No.
2760
02:22:20,968 --> 02:22:26,133
You serious? Oh my
God, baby, that's, fuck!
2761
02:22:26,206 --> 02:22:28,106
Oh sweetheart thatjust fucking..
2762
02:22:28,108 --> 02:22:31,077
Fucking heart attack, boom, snap, gone.
2763
02:22:31,144 --> 02:22:33,806
Shuffled off her mortal coil and twenty
2764
02:22:33,807 --> 02:22:37,083
million dollars stock
in a Swiss bank account.
2765
02:22:37,084 --> 02:22:38,073
She was fine.
2766
02:22:38,118 --> 02:22:44,148
- Oh God, baby oh God, that so fucking terrible.
- You know, she's not that old.
2767
02:22:44,191 --> 02:22:46,939
It is terrible to you.
Your aunt was such an
2768
02:22:46,940 --> 02:22:49,993
elegant, attractive woman.
My condolences to you.
2769
02:22:50,030 --> 02:22:52,284
Yes, yes we absolutely devastated, thank
2770
02:22:52,285 --> 02:22:54,933
you, thank you so much,
for your condolences.
2771
02:22:54,968 --> 02:22:56,817
Now where is that leave
us in regard to her
2772
02:22:56,818 --> 02:22:58,961
account exactly, does it
going to probate or what?
2773
02:22:58,972 --> 02:23:00,808
Don't worry Jordan, not to worry,
2774
02:23:00,809 --> 02:23:05,036
your aunt before she died, signed a
document naming you as her successor.
2775
02:23:05,078 --> 02:23:06,102
She did.
2776
02:23:07,147 --> 02:23:09,081
Fantastic, well that's a good news.
2777
02:23:09,082 --> 02:23:11,915
Well, not as of yet.
2778
02:23:11,952 --> 02:23:13,044
Wait, wait.. what is it means, not as of yet?
2779
02:23:13,086 --> 02:23:16,055
No [SPEAKING FRENCH]
2780
02:23:16,089 --> 02:23:19,024
I, I can't seem to hear you
I must have bad reception.
2781
02:23:19,059 --> 02:23:20,048
Aren't you speaking English?
2782
02:23:20,093 --> 02:23:22,960
Now.. Fast, very fast.
2783
02:23:22,996 --> 02:23:24,964
Fast, I have to get to Switzerland now.
2784
02:23:24,965 --> 02:23:26,990
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
2785
02:23:27,034 --> 02:23:28,934
Speak English, fucking speak English!
2786
02:23:28,969 --> 02:23:30,937
- Hey, hey.. quiet, okay?
- Okay.
2787
02:23:30,971 --> 02:23:33,940
Take your suit, take your dick
okay, and move your ass, please.
2788
02:23:33,974 --> 02:23:35,999
Okay, move my ass.
2789
02:23:36,043 --> 02:23:40,139
I gotta say these Swiss were
some sneaky motherfuckers.
2790
02:23:40,147 --> 02:23:41,938
Within minutes he had set me up with a
2791
02:23:41,939 --> 02:23:44,106
forger who could fake
aunt Emma's signature.
2792
02:23:44,184 --> 02:23:46,084
You American Shit.
2793
02:23:46,119 --> 02:23:49,953
I just had to get there by
tomorrow or lose 25 million dollars.
2794
02:23:49,956 --> 02:23:53,983
- We're going to Monaco.
- Monaco? Now?
2795
02:23:54,027 --> 02:23:57,053
Yes baby we're going to Monaco
so we can go to Switzerland, okay?
2796
02:23:57,097 --> 02:23:58,086
But her auntjust die.
2797
02:23:58,098 --> 02:23:59,773
I realize that but i have bussiness in
2798
02:23:59,774 --> 02:24:01,932
Switzerland i need to
go Switzerland right now.
2799
02:24:01,968 --> 02:24:04,095
Bottom line, sorry.
2800
02:24:04,137 --> 02:24:09,131
- We got to get to London.
- Why?
2801
02:24:09,176 --> 02:24:12,907
- The funeral.
- Yeah, but babe look, look.
2802
02:24:12,946 --> 02:24:17,007
I love your aunt, more than anyone
in the entire world i really did.
2803
02:24:17,084 --> 02:24:21,987
but she is dead now sweaty, she's
dead and she's not going anywhere.
2804
02:24:22,022 --> 02:24:24,991
She still be dead by the
time we get to London, okay.
2805
02:24:25,025 --> 02:24:28,188
- Captain Ted.
- Captain Ted, we go to Monaco, Monaco now, okay.
2806
02:24:28,195 --> 02:24:30,095
- Monaco right?
- We go to Monaco.
2807
02:24:30,130 --> 02:24:32,007
So we can drive to
Switzerland so we dont need
2808
02:24:32,008 --> 02:24:33,964
to stamp up passport take
care of business here.
2809
02:24:34,034 --> 02:24:37,003
We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight
over to London to catch the funeral
2810
02:24:37,003 --> 02:24:39,028
be in the New york meet with him in
three business days it's a fucking plan.
2811
02:24:39,072 --> 02:24:42,007
I'm just wanna to inform you out
there here. Might run into some chop.
2812
02:24:42,042 --> 02:24:45,944
Chop? We can fucking handle chop
right, i mean it's 170 foot yacht.
2813
02:24:45,979 --> 02:24:48,914
No, no, we're not going anywhere
unless he said it's safe, alright.
2814
02:24:48,949 --> 02:24:50,007
- It's safe.
- Don't worry about the chop.
2815
02:24:50,050 --> 02:24:51,950
- You don't know shit about chop.
- Oww, really.
2816
02:24:51,985 --> 02:24:56,046
- And you two? You fucking expert on this?
- I'll chop your fucking credit cards.
2817
02:24:56,123 --> 02:25:01,151
Chop is fine, trust me chop is
fine, is chop fine Captain Ted?
2818
02:25:01,194 --> 02:25:03,025
Yeah, i mean if we take it slow.
2819
02:25:03,063 --> 02:25:04,155
Ya, we gonna take it slow.
2820
02:25:04,197 --> 02:25:06,097
It's a little uncomfortable
but tell me it's safe.
2821
02:25:06,099 --> 02:25:08,989
It's gonna be safe,
because.. I mean we'll have
2822
02:25:08,990 --> 02:25:12,060
to batten down the hatches
and we secured the deck
2823
02:25:12,105 --> 02:25:14,938
We're looking a few, maybe a few broken dishes.
2824
02:25:14,941 --> 02:25:17,136
Few broken dishes, what a few broken dishes.
2825
02:25:17,177 --> 02:25:19,008
Is that sound fucking awesome or what.
2826
02:25:19,045 --> 02:25:19,933
- Oww, not really.
2827
02:25:19,934 --> 02:25:23,141
- We're gonna fucking fun time.
Let's go to fuckin monaco now.
2828
02:25:23,183 --> 02:25:25,048
Let's fucking move let's go.
2829
02:25:25,085 --> 02:25:27,952
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
2830
02:25:30,090 --> 02:25:32,115
Hold on.
2831
02:25:34,094 --> 02:25:37,086
What the fuck is going on here?
2832
02:25:37,130 --> 02:25:40,099
The jet ski jus went overboard.
2833
02:25:40,133 --> 02:25:44,126
Jesus Christ, hold on okay.
2834
02:25:44,171 --> 02:25:49,006
The waves were 20 feet high building,
turn around go to that fucking way.
2835
02:25:49,042 --> 02:25:50,066
- We can't
- Go.
2836
02:25:50,110 --> 02:25:52,977
We'll get broad sided and it's game over.
2837
02:25:52,979 --> 02:25:54,947
I am a master diver, you hear that
2838
02:25:54,981 --> 02:25:57,040
I am a master diver, no
one is gonna fucking die.
2839
02:25:57,117 --> 02:26:01,178
I got you.. Trust me okay, i love you.
2840
02:26:01,188 --> 02:26:04,021
I love you, just hold on tight.
2841
02:26:04,224 --> 02:26:06,215
Tight.
2842
02:26:07,060 --> 02:26:08,118
Hold on, baby.
2843
02:26:08,161 --> 02:26:10,994
Donnie.
2844
02:26:11,198 --> 02:26:12,961
Donnie,
2845
02:26:12,999 --> 02:26:14,091
- What?
- hold on baby?
2846
02:26:14,167 --> 02:26:15,191
Get the fucking ludes!
2847
02:26:15,235 --> 02:26:20,036
I don't wanna die trying, i do love
that shit up to but i'm so scared.
2848
02:26:20,040 --> 02:26:23,009
I fucked up, i fucked up so bad.
2849
02:26:23,043 --> 02:26:27,173
- Get the ludes, downstairs
- What do you say?
2850
02:26:29,115 --> 02:26:30,173
Get the ludes.
2851
02:26:30,217 --> 02:26:31,506
I can't go down, They're below deck!
2852
02:26:31,507 --> 02:26:33,152
There's like three feet
of water down there!
2853
02:26:33,153 --> 02:26:38,147
I will not die sobber, get those fuckin ludes.
2854
02:26:38,191 --> 02:26:41,092
- Okay, okay.
- Go!
2855
02:26:43,163 --> 02:26:44,994
- Where he's going?
- Don't know baby.
2856
02:26:45,031 --> 02:26:49,127
Donnie, he fucking crazy.
2857
02:27:00,213 --> 02:27:03,114
Jesus Christ.
2858
02:27:03,984 --> 02:27:07,977
Hold on, get away from the
window, we'll gonna blown away.
2859
02:27:08,021 --> 02:27:10,236
Mayday! This is Captain Ted Beecham
2860
02:27:10,237 --> 02:27:12,958
aboard the Yacht
Naomi! This is a Mayday!
2861
02:27:12,959 --> 02:27:15,985
I got them, i got them.
2862
02:27:15,996 --> 02:27:18,021
Give me to me.
2863
02:27:18,064 --> 02:27:18,962
What you're gonna do right now.
2864
02:27:18,999 --> 02:27:23,026
This is a fucking may day.
2865
02:27:24,204 --> 02:27:26,934
[SCREAMING]
2866
02:27:28,108 --> 02:27:31,976
[MUSIK]
2867
02:27:34,147 --> 02:27:37,981
[CHOPPER SOUND]
2868
02:27:39,219 --> 02:27:42,120
Nice thing about getting rescued by Italians..
2869
02:27:42,155 --> 02:27:45,989
.. That they feed you,
make you drink red wine.
2870
02:27:46,026 --> 02:27:48,085
And you get to dance.
2871
02:28:02,075 --> 02:28:04,100
[EXPLOSION]
2872
02:28:04,210 --> 02:28:06,178
Did you see that?
2873
02:28:06,947 --> 02:28:10,110
That was the plane I
sent to come get us.
2874
02:28:10,150 --> 02:28:13,165
I shit you not, it
exploded when a seagull
2875
02:28:13,166 --> 02:28:16,180
flew into the engine,
three people killed.
2876
02:28:20,193 --> 02:28:22,161
You want a sign from God,
2877
02:28:22,195 --> 02:28:26,063
After all this I finally got the message.
2878
02:28:31,037 --> 02:28:34,097
New dream, of becoming financially indepedent.
2879
02:28:34,107 --> 02:28:37,133
But struggle every month just to pay your bills.
2880
02:28:37,143 --> 02:28:39,168
Would you like to own a home like this?
2881
02:28:39,212 --> 02:28:41,180
Who can barely afford to pay your rent.
2882
02:28:41,214 --> 02:28:43,079
My name is Jordan Belfort.
2883
02:28:43,116 --> 02:28:45,107
And there is no secret to well creation.
2884
02:28:45,118 --> 02:28:47,985
No matter who you are. No
matter where you came from.
2885
02:28:48,021 --> 02:28:52,117
You too can become finacially
independent in just a matter of months.
2886
02:28:52,158 --> 02:28:54,217
All you need is strategy.
2887
02:28:54,928 --> 02:28:57,192
When i was 24 years old, i made a decision.
2888
02:28:57,230 --> 02:29:00,097
Not to survive, but to thrive.
2889
02:29:00,133 --> 02:29:02,966
At first i didn't feel like
deals like this were possible.
2890
02:29:03,003 --> 02:29:06,063
But we have the house, and we
have 30 thousand dollar profit.
2891
02:29:06,106 --> 02:29:07,164
I certainly beleive now.
2892
02:29:07,207 --> 02:29:09,038
I think about it for second.
2893
02:29:09,042 --> 02:29:11,223
If you dont have guts
to attend Jordan Belfort
2894
02:29:11,224 --> 02:29:13,172
Straight line perssuasion
system seminar.
2895
02:29:13,213 --> 02:29:15,010
Then how do you, expect to make any money.
2896
02:29:15,015 --> 02:29:16,915
You wanna be a millionaire some day.
2897
02:29:16,950 --> 02:29:18,975
Have some guts make a decision.
2898
02:29:19,019 --> 02:29:21,954
Jordan belforth said work for
me because i work hard for it.
2899
02:29:21,988 --> 02:29:23,569
And if it doesn't work
for you it's because
2900
02:29:23,570 --> 02:29:25,185
you lazy, you should
get a job at Mcdonalds.
2901
02:29:25,191 --> 02:29:28,922
There is nobody holding you
back from financial freedom.
2902
02:29:28,962 --> 02:29:31,192
And there is nobody stoping
you from making millions.
2903
02:29:31,231 --> 02:29:36,999
Don't you sit in a home or the life
you dreamed will fly right pass.
2904
02:29:38,171 --> 02:29:42,073
I change all these people's
live and i can change yours too.
2905
02:29:42,108 --> 02:29:46,044
So come to my seminar, the
life of your dream is only..
2906
02:29:46,046 --> 02:29:49,948
- You're under arrest
- You've got to be joking..
2907
02:29:51,017 --> 02:29:55,181
- Don't kidding, hey.
- Turn that Camera off.
2908
02:29:55,989 --> 02:29:58,958
You fuckin, you fucking cocksucker.
2909
02:29:58,958 --> 02:30:02,086
Fuck you!
2910
02:30:02,128 --> 02:30:06,030
What the fuck you doing?
you fucking pieces of shit.
2911
02:30:06,066 --> 02:30:09,001
Hei Jordan let me give you a little legal advice.
2912
02:30:09,002 --> 02:30:11,095
Shut up, fuck off.
2913
02:30:14,941 --> 02:30:16,135
(FBI, New York)
Jordan Belfort.
2914
02:30:16,976 --> 02:30:19,035
I cleaned on my act, i did rehab.
2915
02:30:19,079 --> 02:30:20,171
I'm a Tv personality.
2916
02:30:20,213 --> 02:30:23,148
I'm sobber for 2 years, and this happens.
2917
02:30:23,149 --> 02:30:26,983
Rugrat goes and get busted down in Miami.
2918
02:30:27,020 --> 02:30:28,954
And Guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
2919
02:30:28,988 --> 02:30:32,116
- You gonna beat me? I know your country.
- No!
2920
02:30:32,158 --> 02:30:36,925
What the fucking odds? There had to
be ten thousand Swiss bankers in Geneva.
2921
02:30:36,963 --> 02:30:40,899
and Rugrat is the one dumb enough
to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
2922
02:30:40,967 --> 02:30:42,127
I know.
2923
02:30:42,135 --> 02:30:44,194
[CRYING]
2924
02:30:46,005 --> 02:30:50,066
Even more fucked was he got busted for
shit that had nothing to do with me.
2925
02:30:50,110 --> 02:30:51,975
And nothing to fucking do with me.
2926
02:30:52,011 --> 02:30:54,384
Something about
laundering drug money, to
2927
02:30:54,385 --> 02:30:57,039
offshore boat racing to
a guy name Rocky aoki.
2928
02:30:57,050 --> 02:30:59,109
You know the founder of Benihana.
2929
02:30:59,152 --> 02:31:00,949
Benihana?
2930
02:31:00,987 --> 02:31:02,955
Beni Fucking hana.
2931
02:31:02,989 --> 02:31:07,085
Beni 'fucking' hana,why, why god.
2932
02:31:07,127 --> 02:31:10,527
Why would You be so
cruel as to choose a chain
2933
02:31:10,528 --> 02:31:13,999
of fucking Hibachi
Restaurants to take me down?
2934
02:31:15,034 --> 02:31:17,874
Long story, short
Saurel ratted me out, but
2935
02:31:17,875 --> 02:31:20,973
not before he ratted out
Brad's wife Chantalle.
2936
02:31:21,007 --> 02:31:25,068
Who turns out he been fuckin
everytime she went to Switzel.
2937
02:31:27,947 --> 02:31:30,108
No, no, no
2938
02:31:31,217 --> 02:31:32,980
Alright
2939
02:31:33,953 --> 02:31:37,081
One count engaging in conspiracy
to commit securities fraud.
2940
02:31:37,123 --> 02:31:39,114
Two counts securities fraud.
2941
02:31:39,125 --> 02:31:42,959
One count engaging in Conspiracy
to commit money laundering.
2942
02:31:43,029 --> 02:31:45,088
21 counts money laundering.
2943
02:31:45,131 --> 02:31:47,998
1 count of obstruction of justice.
2944
02:31:48,968 --> 02:31:52,028
Bail has set at 10 million dollars.
2945
02:32:06,085 --> 02:32:08,178
What up?
2946
02:32:08,221 --> 02:32:11,122
Rocky, how you doin?
2947
02:32:11,157 --> 02:32:13,955
- Wooff..
- I'm not a fucking dog.
2948
02:32:13,993 --> 02:32:17,952
Yeah, it's getting old to crap to
start to shit in the house again.
2949
02:32:17,964 --> 02:32:20,933
- Me too.
- Come here buddy.
2950
02:32:21,000 --> 02:32:23,195
- Good to see you pal.
- Me too.
2951
02:32:28,208 --> 02:32:30,199
How you doing brother?
2952
02:32:30,210 --> 02:32:33,941
You know, shitty pal.
2953
02:32:33,980 --> 02:32:37,177
But i'm hanging in there.
2954
02:32:37,217 --> 02:32:40,015
Piece of jewelry, check that out.
2955
02:32:40,053 --> 02:32:42,146
Can't leave the house, you know.
2956
02:32:42,188 --> 02:32:45,157
Sun to get cub and fiber already.
2957
02:32:45,191 --> 02:32:47,989
Fuckin Rugrat.
2958
02:32:47,994 --> 02:32:50,986
That wig-wearin'faggot I can't believe
that fucking guy were'nt killed..
2959
02:32:51,030 --> 02:32:54,158
When he got out, i want
to show on his desks.
2960
02:32:54,200 --> 02:32:56,191
Irresponsble prick.
2961
02:32:56,936 --> 02:32:58,904
I'll tell you one thing.
2962
02:32:59,973 --> 02:33:03,101
That you never eat Benihana again.
2963
02:33:03,109 --> 02:33:06,010
I don't care who's birthday it is.
2964
02:33:06,946 --> 02:33:09,005
What is that Naomi actually doing?
2965
02:33:09,082 --> 02:33:12,108
She right in the house there, say
hi she probably won't wave you back.
2966
02:33:12,185 --> 02:33:14,983
Naomi, sweetheart.
2967
02:33:18,024 --> 02:33:19,924
What's up her ass, was she mad at me?
2968
02:33:19,959 --> 02:33:20,983
No you know.
2969
02:33:20,994 --> 02:33:24,054
Probably had to mortgage
the house to make bail.
2970
02:33:24,097 --> 02:33:27,999
Probably ended sell a thing in
order pay for all my lawyers.
2971
02:33:28,001 --> 02:33:30,970
It's been a night mare
buddy, i tell you the truth.
2972
02:33:31,004 --> 02:33:33,063
What do you gonna do right.
2973
02:33:33,106 --> 02:33:37,042
Anyway how is Stratton that
more important how is morale?
2974
02:33:37,076 --> 02:33:39,943
You piss of cause he have
to make money legally now?
2975
02:33:39,946 --> 02:33:40,935
Jordan.
2976
02:33:41,214 --> 02:33:44,047
I got the founding partners together.
2977
02:33:44,150 --> 02:33:46,948
Talk to them about everything and..
2978
02:33:47,186 --> 02:33:49,177
I got you.
2979
02:33:49,222 --> 02:33:51,190
How much you got me?
2980
02:33:51,991 --> 02:33:54,983
The house, money, don't
worry about it i got you.
2981
02:34:02,001 --> 02:34:05,061
I love you buddy. You
know i do it for you right.
2982
02:34:07,974 --> 02:34:10,943
- I'll kiss you.
- Alright, enough, enough.
2983
02:34:12,111 --> 02:34:14,944
- You wanna beer, pal?
- What do you drink?
2984
02:34:14,981 --> 02:34:17,006
We got this non-alcoholic shit.
2985
02:34:17,050 --> 02:34:19,177
- What is that?
- It's non alcoholic beer.
2986
02:34:19,218 --> 02:34:21,152
It's got no alchohol.
2987
02:34:21,187 --> 02:34:24,020
- Is it beer?
- Ya, with no alchohol.
2988
02:34:24,057 --> 02:34:27,925
But you drink enough and you
drink a lot to get you fucked up.
2989
02:34:27,961 --> 02:34:30,020
No, it's no alchoholic fucking point.
2990
02:34:30,029 --> 02:34:33,055
I'm not a scientist, i dont get fuck target
but I can get you a beer, if you want..
2991
02:34:33,099 --> 02:34:36,000
I know, but i don't drink, you remember.
2992
02:34:36,035 --> 02:34:38,060
- I'm not drink anymore.
- Are you wanna go inside.
2993
02:34:38,104 --> 02:34:41,073
And blow some lime and baking powder..
2994
02:34:41,207 --> 02:34:44,074
Can't imagine ever not
enjoyed geting fucked up.
2995
02:34:44,110 --> 02:34:45,941
- Yeah.
- I loved it.
2996
02:34:45,945 --> 02:34:47,105
But i've been sobber.
2997
02:34:47,146 --> 02:34:48,135
Fucking sucks.
2998
02:34:48,181 --> 02:34:50,081
- Boring right.
- So boring.
2999
02:34:50,116 --> 02:34:52,084
Like kill myself.
3000
02:34:52,118 --> 02:34:56,179
There is a term and we dont like to
use it unless circumtances dictate..
3001
02:34:56,222 --> 02:34:58,664
.. I think they do
dictate in this case and
3002
02:34:58,665 --> 02:35:01,216
term is Grenada, have
you ever heard Grenada.
3003
02:35:01,227 --> 02:35:02,125
No i haven't.
3004
02:35:02,161 --> 02:35:05,633
Grenada very interesting
because it is a small
3005
02:35:05,634 --> 02:35:08,996
island nation that was
invaded by the United
3006
02:35:08,997 --> 02:35:12,059
States of America 1983 have 9000 people.
3007
02:35:12,105 --> 02:35:15,074
And essentially means is.
3008
02:35:15,074 --> 02:35:18,100
This case is unloseable.
3009
02:35:18,144 --> 02:35:20,503
So, you know, come in
we can have our dick
3010
02:35:20,504 --> 02:35:23,081
hanging out of our pants,
nobody gives a fuck.
3011
02:35:23,116 --> 02:35:25,016
I'm gonna win.
3012
02:35:25,051 --> 02:35:27,019
You Sir.
3013
02:35:27,954 --> 02:35:29,922
Are was known.
3014
02:35:30,156 --> 02:35:32,147
As a Grenada.
3015
02:35:35,028 --> 02:35:38,122
You're looking at real prison time.
3016
02:35:38,164 --> 02:35:41,930
Money laundering can get you as much 20 years.
3017
02:35:41,968 --> 02:35:43,906
And, our case gonna be stronger, if we
3018
02:35:43,907 --> 02:35:46,098
caught your shed and
cash your mattress,.
3019
02:35:46,139 --> 02:35:47,970
Oh that right.
3020
02:35:48,074 --> 02:35:49,974
Hei Jordan.
3021
02:35:50,009 --> 02:35:55,106
Jordan, You're rotting away in
jail, 2 your kids get out the college.
3022
02:35:55,114 --> 02:35:57,981
That's not our ambition here.
3023
02:35:58,151 --> 02:36:00,949
There's other people involve in this too.
3024
02:36:01,020 --> 02:36:04,183
We think, they need to see
their day in courts as well.
3025
02:36:06,225 --> 02:36:08,921
Why do I sense there's
an offer in the air?
3026
02:36:08,961 --> 02:36:10,087
He's got good sense.
3027
02:36:10,129 --> 02:36:12,063
What are you, Craskin?
3028
02:36:12,231 --> 02:36:14,790
Full cooperation, he
provides us with the
3029
02:36:14,791 --> 02:36:17,866
comprehensive list of all
coconspirators spanning
3030
02:36:17,867 --> 02:36:21,003
the last seven years and
he agrees to wear a wire.
3031
02:36:21,207 --> 02:36:24,108
- Did you just say wear a wire?
- A wire.
3032
02:36:24,210 --> 02:36:27,077
Wow, wow, is that means, you
want me to rat, is that it?
3033
02:36:27,113 --> 02:36:28,944
No, i want you to cooperate.
3034
02:36:28,981 --> 02:36:31,074
- No, you want me to rat.
- Yes, we want you to rat.
3035
02:36:31,117 --> 02:36:35,178
That fucking exactly what
we want you to do, to rat.
3036
02:36:39,125 --> 02:36:40,922
How is Christy's party?
3037
02:36:41,060 --> 02:36:44,029
- Fine.
- Good.
3038
02:36:44,964 --> 02:36:47,057
Babe, i've spoke to the lawyers again today.
3039
02:36:47,133 --> 02:36:51,069
There is some really really great news.
3040
02:36:51,938 --> 02:36:55,135
Turns out you completely
off the hook, honey.
3041
02:36:55,174 --> 02:36:57,039
I know that already.
3042
02:36:57,076 --> 02:37:02,207
Right, exactly, you never did
anything wrong in first place right?
3043
02:37:02,982 --> 02:37:09,148
It turns out, all the FBI really
wants for me is to a coorperate.
3044
02:37:09,188 --> 02:37:11,693
You know.. turns out i
have so much information
3045
02:37:11,694 --> 02:37:13,989
about the stock market
and the Wallstreet..
3046
02:37:14,026 --> 02:37:16,548
That i could save the
government years of
3047
02:37:16,549 --> 02:37:19,191
heartache not to mention
countless dollars.
3048
02:37:21,000 --> 02:37:22,934
It gets even better babe.
3049
02:37:22,969 --> 02:37:28,908
Because if i do to sign cooperate, i might
only be looking at 4 short years.
3050
02:37:28,975 --> 02:37:33,105
How much case, we could start
fresh maybe sell the house.
3051
02:37:33,112 --> 02:37:36,980
And any fine that i have to pay
wouldn't due till i serve term.
3052
02:37:37,016 --> 02:37:40,975
So, we still have plenty
money left over, you know.
3053
02:37:41,988 --> 02:37:47,085
You think, of course bug me out a little
bit is this whole idea for doing it.
3054
02:37:47,126 --> 02:37:49,094
Give an information about my friends.
3055
02:37:49,195 --> 02:37:52,961
Ohh, like he said, ther is
no friend on Wallstrett right.
3056
02:37:52,965 --> 02:37:54,057
Right.
3057
02:37:54,133 --> 02:37:58,126
It's exactly silver lining to that
too honey because they said eventually.
3058
02:37:58,171 --> 02:38:01,038
Eventually everyone gonna have to
give an information on this case.
3059
02:38:01,073 --> 02:38:04,099
So at the end of the day, might
not even a factor, you know.
3060
02:38:04,110 --> 02:38:08,103
- Well, that's a good news, right.
- Yeah, yeah.
3061
02:38:08,147 --> 02:38:10,206
I'm really happy for you.
3062
02:38:11,984 --> 02:38:15,112
What do you mean you happy for me?
3063
02:38:15,188 --> 02:38:19,124
- You should be happy for the both of us right?
- Yeah right.
3064
02:38:19,158 --> 02:38:20,182
Alright.
3065
02:38:22,094 --> 02:38:23,925
Come here baby.
3066
02:38:24,163 --> 02:38:27,132
- Gimme a kiss, sweetheart.
- Jordan.
3067
02:38:28,100 --> 02:38:31,035
- Let's make love. Please.
- No.
3068
02:38:31,070 --> 02:38:33,197
Jordan stop it! No!
3069
02:38:33,206 --> 02:38:35,902
Jordan stop it.
3070
02:38:42,181 --> 02:38:44,206
I Fucking hate you Jordan.
3071
02:38:44,951 --> 02:38:48,011
- Get off me.
- Ohh Baby don't do that.
3072
02:38:48,120 --> 02:38:50,179
You know how much i love you right.
3073
02:38:50,189 --> 02:38:53,920
Stop that sweetie, please.
3074
02:38:58,064 --> 02:39:00,999
You want to fuck me Jordan?
3075
02:39:02,134 --> 02:39:04,193
You want to fuck me?
3076
02:39:04,971 --> 02:39:10,932
Good, go ahead, go ahead and fucked me.
3077
02:39:10,977 --> 02:39:13,036
I want you to fuck me real hard.
3078
02:39:13,045 --> 02:39:16,913
I want you to fuck me like
its a last fucking time.
3079
02:39:16,949 --> 02:39:19,975
- Come babe, cause i need you to come for me baby.
- Oh i like that.
3080
02:39:20,019 --> 02:39:27,016
Come for me baby, i need you to
come for me like its a last fucking time.
3081
02:39:27,193 --> 02:39:29,957
Come baby.
3082
02:39:57,990 --> 02:40:02,120
Ohh, baby that was so fucking great.
3083
02:40:05,931 --> 02:40:07,990
That was a last time.
3084
02:40:08,067 --> 02:40:10,001
What do you mean baby?
3085
02:40:10,036 --> 02:40:13,005
I mean that was a
last time we had a sex.
3086
02:40:14,073 --> 02:40:16,098
What are you talking about.
3087
02:40:18,044 --> 02:40:20,103
I want to divorce.
3088
02:40:21,947 --> 02:40:23,544
What do you mean, you
want a divorce? What
3089
02:40:23,545 --> 02:40:25,178
is that suppose to
mean you want a divorce.
3090
02:40:25,217 --> 02:40:29,051
Get off me! i want a divorce.
3091
02:40:29,055 --> 02:40:32,991
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- I don't love you any more Jordan.
3092
02:40:33,993 --> 02:40:36,120
You don't love me.
3093
02:40:36,128 --> 02:40:37,959
You don't love me anymore huh?
3094
02:40:37,997 --> 02:40:39,931
Well it'sjust fucking convinience for
3095
02:40:39,932 --> 02:40:41,916
you, now i'm under federal indigement
3096
02:40:41,917 --> 02:40:44,061
with electronic brace around my ankle.
3097
02:40:44,103 --> 02:40:46,003
Now you decide you don't fucking
love me anymore, is that right?
3098
02:40:46,005 --> 02:40:47,996
No, no.
3099
02:40:48,074 --> 02:40:50,133
What kind a person are you? Tell me.
3100
02:40:50,176 --> 02:40:52,940
- You married me.
- What the fuck is that suppose to mean.
3101
02:40:52,945 --> 02:40:57,109
Jordan, this is how it's gonna go,
i'm gonna take the custody of the kids.
3102
02:40:57,149 --> 02:41:01,108
If you agree to divorce right now,
i will allow you to take shift, okay
3103
02:41:01,153 --> 02:41:02,950
Don't try to fight it.
3104
02:41:03,022 --> 02:41:07,049
It will save us both a lot of money
and i got a felling you gonna need it.
3105
02:41:08,961 --> 02:41:12,021
You're not taking my kids,
sweetheart, you hear me.
3106
02:41:12,064 --> 02:41:13,481
I already talk to lawyer, he said if
3107
02:41:13,482 --> 02:41:16,000
you get convicted, i've got a
good chance to getting custody.
3108
02:41:16,035 --> 02:41:18,242
I got news for you, you're not fucking
3109
02:41:18,243 --> 02:41:21,029
taking my children you
vicious fucking conman.
3110
02:41:21,040 --> 02:41:23,031
Fuck you! You fucking bitch.
3111
02:41:23,075 --> 02:41:26,010
You're not fucking taking my
goddamn fucking kids, you hear me.
3112
02:41:26,011 --> 02:41:29,913
Fuck you! You're not takin my fuckin kids.
3113
02:41:38,190 --> 02:41:40,158
Fuckin bitch.
3114
02:41:42,228 --> 02:41:44,958
Fuckin whore.
3115
02:41:48,134 --> 02:41:51,968
Fucking bitch, piece of shit, fuckin whore.
3116
02:42:00,179 --> 02:42:02,909
Look at yourself Jordan.
3117
02:42:03,082 --> 02:42:04,014
Sick.
3118
02:42:04,116 --> 02:42:05,981
- You're a sick man
- Fuck you.
3119
02:42:05,985 --> 02:42:07,953
I've told you not taking my
fucking kids, you fucking..
3120
02:42:08,020 --> 02:42:10,079
You think i will let my kids near you.
3121
02:42:10,122 --> 02:42:11,146
Look at yourself.
3122
02:42:11,190 --> 02:42:12,987
You know what my lawyer said.
3123
02:42:13,025 --> 02:42:16,119
My lawyer said that you're
gonna prison for 20 years Jordan.
3124
02:42:16,128 --> 02:42:19,928
20 fucking years, you never
gonna see the kids again.
3125
02:42:19,965 --> 02:42:21,127
- You think i'm not
gonna see my kids again?
3126
02:42:21,128 --> 02:42:22,160
- No, i'm not letting you near my kids.
3127
02:42:22,234 --> 02:42:25,101
You don't get understand
what i fucking tell you, huh?
3128
02:42:25,104 --> 02:42:28,005
Don't you fucking touch her.
3129
02:42:28,073 --> 02:42:31,042
Don't you fucking touch me.
3130
02:42:31,243 --> 02:42:35,009
Sweetheart.. you gonna
go with daddy alright.
3131
02:42:35,014 --> 02:42:36,982
You cool right, you're with daddy.
3132
02:42:40,019 --> 02:42:42,078
Don't you fucking touch her Jordan.
3133
02:42:42,087 --> 02:42:45,113
I swear i will fucking kill you!
3134
02:42:47,226 --> 02:42:49,057
Alright baby.
3135
02:42:49,195 --> 02:42:53,962
Daddy will go little trip
together okay, litle trip together.
3136
02:42:54,133 --> 02:42:56,192
Get the key
3137
02:42:56,936 --> 02:43:01,168
There you go. Go inside,
put your seat belt on, okay.
3138
02:43:01,207 --> 02:43:02,970
Here you go, get your legs in.
3139
02:43:02,975 --> 02:43:04,101
I'll take her with me.
3140
02:43:04,143 --> 02:43:07,010
I'll told you i'll taking her
with me. You fucking bitch.
3141
02:43:07,046 --> 02:43:10,174
You're not gonna stop me.
3142
02:43:10,983 --> 02:43:12,974
Little trip.
3143
02:43:13,085 --> 02:43:15,019
Don't don't
3144
02:43:15,120 --> 02:43:17,179
Get the hell out of here.
3145
02:43:19,191 --> 02:43:20,954
Close the door.
3146
02:43:20,993 --> 02:43:22,119
Mommy!
3147
02:43:22,194 --> 02:43:25,095
- Get out of here.
- Open the fucking door.
3148
02:43:29,201 --> 02:43:30,964
No!
3149
02:43:43,015 --> 02:43:44,141
Naomi!
3150
02:43:46,051 --> 02:43:48,042
- Mommy!
- honey, It's okay.
3151
02:43:52,191 --> 02:43:53,954
You're alright.
3152
02:43:53,959 --> 02:43:55,927
It's alright.
3153
02:43:57,129 --> 02:43:59,097
What's the matter with you.
3154
02:43:59,131 --> 02:44:01,031
You alright.
3155
02:44:08,073 --> 02:44:09,973
Paragraph one
3156
02:44:10,009 --> 02:44:12,069
The defendant shall
plead guilty to all counts
3157
02:44:12,070 --> 02:44:14,173
of the indictment currently
pending against him
3158
02:44:14,246 --> 02:44:19,081
in the United States District Court
for the Eastern District of New York.
3159
02:44:19,118 --> 02:44:20,016
Paragraph 2
3160
02:44:20,052 --> 02:44:21,076
Talk normally.
3161
02:44:21,086 --> 02:44:24,146
The defendant shall participate
in undercover activities
3162
02:44:24,189 --> 02:44:25,952
Breath normally
3163
02:44:25,958 --> 02:44:29,018
wearing a recording device also known a wire
3164
02:44:29,094 --> 02:44:31,221
After 5 minutes you'll forget you having on.
3165
02:44:31,931 --> 02:44:35,059
Conjungtion of the investigation..
3166
02:44:35,100 --> 02:44:36,032
Paragraph 4.
3167
02:44:36,035 --> 02:44:39,129
The defendant must not commit or
attempted to commit any further crime.
3168
02:44:39,204 --> 02:44:40,967
Please.
3169
02:44:41,006 --> 02:44:44,942
Let me just sign the fucking
thing, alright, thank you.
3170
02:44:48,047 --> 02:44:51,210
- Just here?
- That will be good.
3171
02:44:52,184 --> 02:44:53,116
Thank you.
3172
02:44:53,185 --> 02:44:55,983
It, wasnt even a choice.
3173
02:44:56,121 --> 02:44:59,113
For the next 6 hour i came up with the list.
3174
02:44:59,158 --> 02:45:03,056
Friends, enemies, business
associates dan anybody
3175
02:45:03,057 --> 02:45:07,031
you ever known me or taking
so much as a stock tip
3176
02:45:08,766 --> 02:45:10,631
[CHEERING]
3177
02:45:16,108 --> 02:45:18,076
First name on the list.
3178
02:45:18,177 --> 02:45:20,077
was Donnie.
3179
02:45:21,146 --> 02:45:25,014
George do you know how good it
is to have yo back in this office.
3180
02:45:25,050 --> 02:45:28,986
It's not to say when you
gone, it's sad, you understand.
3181
02:45:29,021 --> 02:45:30,079
I fucking stiff mad now.
3182
02:45:30,122 --> 02:45:31,180
I can't
3183
02:45:31,223 --> 02:45:33,054
I can't even think about it you know.
3184
02:45:33,092 --> 02:45:35,151
Everytime i think about them my blood boils.
3185
02:45:35,194 --> 02:45:37,890
- I can't even say his name.
- I know.
3186
02:45:37,963 --> 02:45:40,056
You know, this is disgusting.
I grew up with these guys.
3187
02:45:40,065 --> 02:45:42,033
He betrayed me like that?
3188
02:45:42,968 --> 02:45:44,026
Do you have a.
3189
02:45:44,103 --> 02:45:46,162
Ever Get back, too, about um..
3190
02:45:46,205 --> 02:45:49,003
But um.. Account.
3191
02:45:49,041 --> 02:45:51,100
( Don't Incriminate
yourself i'm wearing a wire)
3192
02:45:54,013 --> 02:45:57,005
You remember was like 4-5 miles
or something like that right.
3193
02:45:57,049 --> 02:46:00,212
It was supposed a take back 4-5 million, was it?
3194
02:46:04,223 --> 02:46:08,091
Actually i was... I was fucked up Jordan.
3195
02:46:08,127 --> 02:46:12,086
Yeah right, it's stupid.
3196
02:46:12,131 --> 02:46:17,091
If he calls you, you make
sure you contacts me, okay?
3197
02:46:18,037 --> 02:46:21,006
- Of course.
- Yeah.
3198
02:46:25,110 --> 02:46:28,136
Are you gonna eat last piece, of your tail.
3199
02:46:28,213 --> 02:46:30,943
It's all yours.
3200
02:46:31,116 --> 02:46:33,050
I'll take it this.
3201
02:46:35,054 --> 02:46:37,113
So, what else is
3202
02:46:39,158 --> 02:46:41,956
Tell me and everything.
3203
02:46:42,061 --> 02:46:45,121
You know.. how it is,
she hate my fucking guts.
3204
02:46:47,032 --> 02:46:49,023
How she, good
3205
02:46:49,134 --> 02:46:53,036
She still alive, so, my life fucked you know.
3206
02:46:53,072 --> 02:46:55,006
No.
3207
02:47:01,046 --> 02:47:02,980
Mr. Jordan.
3208
02:47:04,016 --> 02:47:06,041
Mr Jordan You got a visitor.
3209
02:47:06,185 --> 02:47:08,050
What?
3210
02:47:08,053 --> 02:47:10,078
You got a visitor.
3211
02:47:25,170 --> 02:47:27,161
I need you to get dress.
3212
02:47:28,073 --> 02:47:30,098
What the fuck is going on.
3213
02:47:34,213 --> 02:47:36,943
You going to jail.
3214
02:47:49,962 --> 02:47:54,058
- I will get some clothes
- We'll give you hand with that.
3215
02:48:02,074 --> 02:48:03,939
Okay.
3216
02:48:15,954 --> 02:48:21,085
FBI, every body sit down,
put your hands.. Shut up.
3217
02:48:54,159 --> 02:48:56,184
I gave up everyone.
3218
02:48:56,195 --> 02:49:02,998
And in returned i got 3 years some
hell hole in nevada i never hear of.
3219
02:49:04,169 --> 02:49:07,104
Like my pops mad maxx said.
3220
02:49:07,172 --> 02:49:10,198
Chicken come home to roast.
3221
02:49:11,210 --> 02:49:14,111
I wanna fucked that meat.
3222
02:49:18,984 --> 02:49:23,011
Mr belfort has distinguished
himself in terms of his cooperation.
3223
02:49:23,055 --> 02:49:25,367
Mr belfort has helped the governmet went
3224
02:49:25,368 --> 02:49:28,083
conviction of over 2
dozen serious offenders.
3225
02:49:28,994 --> 02:49:31,834
And help them recover
millions of dollars he
3226
02:49:31,835 --> 02:49:34,990
made available for
restritution to their victims.
3227
02:49:36,969 --> 02:49:41,099
The sentence of the court should
be 36 months in federal prison.
3228
02:49:42,074 --> 02:49:45,100
Please remain the offended.
3229
02:49:47,212 --> 02:49:48,975
I'm Sorry.
3230
02:50:07,065 --> 02:50:09,124
Stratton Oakmont Belfort sentenced.
3231
02:50:40,198 --> 02:50:42,189
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
3232
02:50:43,101 --> 02:50:45,035
When we arrive at the prison.
3233
02:50:45,070 --> 02:50:48,062
It was absolutely terrified.
3234
02:50:48,073 --> 02:50:49,131
Belfort on your feet.
3235
02:50:49,174 --> 02:50:51,904
But i ended have been.
3236
02:50:51,977 --> 02:50:54,946
See, for brief leading moment.
3237
02:50:55,113 --> 02:50:57,980
I forgot i was rich.
3238
02:50:58,116 --> 02:51:02,052
And i lived in the place
where everything was for sale.
3239
02:51:04,122 --> 02:51:07,023
When you like to learn how to sell it.
3240
02:51:07,025 --> 02:51:10,444
To live In some bad
motherfucker in my life, look
3241
02:51:10,445 --> 02:51:13,931
at that rockstar, professional
athlete, gangstars.
3242
02:51:13,966 --> 02:51:16,935
I'm telling you some real bad
mother fucker but this guy.
3243
02:51:16,969 --> 02:51:20,014
my good friends Mr
Jordan Belfort is this
3244
02:51:20,015 --> 02:51:23,204
single badass motherfucker
i have ever met.
3245
02:51:24,009 --> 02:51:26,758
So i want you right now, to give a warm
3246
02:51:26,759 --> 02:51:30,141
aucland new zealand
welcome for my good friend
3247
02:51:30,215 --> 02:51:37,178
And The world greatest sales
trainer Mr Jordan Belfort.
3248
02:51:45,931 --> 02:51:47,931
Thank you.
3249
02:52:10,323 --> 02:52:12,314
Sell me this pen.
3250
02:52:16,429 --> 02:52:20,331
It's a amazing pen.
3251
02:52:20,466 --> 02:52:23,299
For professionals.
3252
02:52:26,305 --> 02:52:29,240
Sell me this pen.
3253
02:52:29,275 --> 02:52:32,209
It's a nice pen you
can use the pen to right
3254
02:52:32,210 --> 02:52:35,339
down both from your lifes
so you can remember..
3255
02:52:36,449 --> 02:52:40,510
Sell me this pen.
3256
02:52:41,520 --> 02:52:48,255
Well.. This pen works and
I personally love this pen..
3257
02:53:03,242 --> 02:53:06,941
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