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[Music plays]
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[Sighs]
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[Sighs] OK.
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[Acoustic rock plays]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Is this yours?
- Dad.
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Didn't think so.
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- [Shower running]
- [Muffled music plays]
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[* Sondre Lerche and The Faces
Down: Airport Taxi Reception]
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Hey.
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Hey, I was gonna
do that for you later.
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Now you won't have to.
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- OK. OK, are you hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Cereal?
- OK.
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All right.
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- So the plan...
- [girl] The plan.
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Cara, Dad's about
to reveal "the plan."
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I'll pack up the car,
pick you up right after school,
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and then we'll drive
straight... through.
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- [Girl 2] Sounds good.
- Does not.
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- What now?
- Well, isn't the whole point
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that we go to school? You're
forcing us to miss school
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when we should be,
like, in school.
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Right? I mean,
what about my studies?
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OK, why are you smiling?
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I just never thought I'd hear you say,
"What about my studies?"
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It makes me, like, smile.
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- [Scoffs] I don't wanna go.
- We do this every year.
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Only time we can get
the family together.
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[Girl] Gotta help Grandma
and Grandpa.
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- Go.
- You're destroying my education.
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- Change.
- [Doorbell rings]
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- Yes?
- Very good column, sir.
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That bit about curfews?
Very apt.
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And may I also say
that yesterday's column
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on boundary
setting was excellent.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Marty Barasco.
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I would like to thank you
for last Friday's column.
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It helped me understand my parents.
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[Laughs] OK.
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Well, Marty,
what else can I do for you?
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I'd like to see your daughter,
sir. If I could.
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Ah. Jane. Jane!
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Actually, I'm here for Cara.
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Nice to meet you, Marty.
Come back in two years.
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I don't wanna brag,
but Mr. Shaff says
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I'm one of the best drivers in his
class. He says I'm highway ready.
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Mr. Shaff and I may not agree.
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- Cara! Let's go.
- So will you let me?
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We'll see. 3pm sharp.
Do not be...
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- Late. We got it.
...late.
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Yes, we do.
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FYI, that boy you were really rude to
before is my friend, Marty,
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my lab partner from class. We're
doing an extra-credit project together.
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Bus.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
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- Come on!
- Hurry up!
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[Sighs]
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[Cell phone rings]
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Yeah?
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Yeah, Jordy,
I e-mailed it half an hour ago.
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What?
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No way. You're kidding.
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[Laughs]
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That's funny. [laughs]
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- Where's your sister?
- You're late.
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She went to Yumms.
Can I drive?
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- Dad's going to be syndicated.
- Not so fast.
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There're others being considered...
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Aw, that's great. Can I drive?
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- [Engine whirring]
- [Brakes screech]
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Look. You're a fine driver. It's the
just the other hundred million dr...
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If you don't let me,
I'll never learn.
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But if I let you,
you may not live.
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- [Rock music plays]
- [Indistinct chatter]
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[Pounding]
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[Conversation stops]
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What was that?
What are you doing?
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- Could you be more embarrassing?
- Sorry to interrupt your studies.
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Well, we can't all
be monks like you. No.
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- By the way, you're grounded.
- Oh, I'm grounded?
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Mm-hmm. For how long?
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- For life.
- [Girl] Dad, come on.
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- It's humiliating.
- Tell me about it.
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[Dan] Grounded for a month.
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A month! But that's
worse than forever.
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- OK, Dad, why?
- You lied to me.
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Yeah, well,
you can't handle the truth.
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Try me next time.
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- [Stammering] But... but...
- No, no. No. No.
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- OK, Dad. I... I love Marty.
- Oh, please.
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- [Cara] OK.
- Come on.
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Dad, Dad. Dad, Dad, stop.
OK, just listen. Listen.
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I didn't know right away.
It took me a while.
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- What's a while?
- I've known him for three weeks,
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but I knew in three days.
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- You can't know in three days.
- [Car engine turning over]
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- Well, maybe she can.
- No, no. No.
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What you're feeling
is not love.
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- It is young and reckless.
- Yes, it is. I love him.
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- You may think it's love, it is not!
- No, I love him. I love him.
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- No, it's not. No, it's not.
- I love him.
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I love him. I love him.
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[* Sondre Lerche:
To Be Surprised]
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Dad? You OK?
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[Dan] There goes
Jane's college education.
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There goes Cara's.
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- Oh, no. What about mine?
- No, you're good.
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Ah, no, wait. There it goes.
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[Giggles]
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You can't keep me from Marty.
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Dad, let me remind you
that guys are half the world,
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and I'll find others.
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But know that only
Marty gets my heart.
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In the car.
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- I know a really good driver.
- No.
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No.
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Here you go.
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I think your sisters
aren't very happy with me.
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- Duh.
- Why do you think?
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You're a good father,
but sometimes a bad dad.
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- Who told you to say that?
- No one.
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Was it Jane or Cara?
You can tell me.
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- I made it up myself.
- No. You didn't.
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Which one of your sisters
told you to say that?
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I made it up myself.
I'm in the fourth grade.
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- I can make things up for myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I made it up myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I'm in the fourth grade.
- She's in the fourth grade!
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[Brakes screech]
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- [Horn honks]
- [Woman] Oh, they're here.
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- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Woman 2] They're here. Come, girls.
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- Hey, Poppy.
- Good to see you.
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Hi, Lil.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Well, now we're all here.
- Mm-hm.
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- How you doing?
- Uh, fine. Or maybe not.
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- My kids can't stand me.
- Means you're doing something right.
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[Indistinct chatter, laughter]
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Oh, you're so...
Hiya, honey.
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Look at your girls.
They're all grown up.
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No, no, no.
They're still very young.
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- Come on, Lilly. Lilly.
- Hey, how are you?
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- She's getting big.
- Getting bigger every day.
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- Hey, man.
- Dan the man.
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Good to see you.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Hey, Eileen, how are you?
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- Did you hit traffic?
- Yeah, it wasn't... eh, not too bad.
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- Hi, sis. Good to see you.
- Glad you're here.
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Who are they? I've never
seen these guys in my life.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Say something.
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- Something.
- It happened. I knew it. Way to go.
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- Sounds good.
- Help your uncle with his bags, OK?
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[Sighs]
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Honey, you're down here.
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Your brother, Mitch, has
a friend coming to visit, so...
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- I'm in the special room.
- Yeah.
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- [Mitch] Sorry, bro.
- That's OK.
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- You sleep tight.
- You too.
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[Drier rumbling]
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[Brushing teeth]
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- You tired?
- [Girl] Get down, get down!
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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- Sleep OK?
- Yeah.
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- [Girl] Get down!
- Can I get you guys something?
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Get a life.
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- She just needs some space.
- That's not what she needs.
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Yeah. She does.
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From the sound of things,
you all do.
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Yeah, why don't you
go get the papers?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Yeah, go on.
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It would do you good.
Get lost for a little while.
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- Maybe I should stick around.
- No. Get lost, Danny.
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It's not a request.
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[* Sondre Lerche: I'll Be OK]
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[Engine starts]
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[Gulls calling]
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[Train whistle blows]
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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- Good morning.
- I'll be with you in a minute.
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Oh.
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Well, then he went downtown.
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Yeah. For coffee. Right.
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Talks to him on weekends.
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Hi. Excuse me. Could you help?
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Um... Yes.
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I'm looking for a book,
obviously.
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- Anything in particular?
- Yeah, something that can help me
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deal with, um...
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...what might be
an awkward situation.
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Oh. OK. Um, what...
what's kind of, um...
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Well, something funny
might be nice.
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But not necessarily big, "ha ha ha,"
laugh-out-loud funny,
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you know, and certainly not
make-fun-of-other-people funny,
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but rather something,
uh, human funny.
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OK.
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And, uh, if it could, um,
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sneak up on you,
surprise you,
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and at the same time make
you think that what you thought
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was not only right
in a wrong kind of way,
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but when you're wrong,
there's a certain rightness
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- to your wrongness.
- Um...
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Well, maybe what
I mean is, um,
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more importantly, I'm looking
to be swept up. [laughs]
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And at the same time, not.
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Meaning I wanna feel, uh,
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a deep connection to, uh, something.
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Or maybe I don't know
what I'm looking for.
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Well, in my experience, you rarely
find it all in just one book.
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- Oh.
- Maybe that's why there're so many.
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- Hmm.
- Um...
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- So, what do we have?
- We have a smattering, a sort of
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- potpourri of possibilities.
- Potpourri?
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Yeah. Um, here we go.
We have, uh, poetry.
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Dickinson, you know, basic stuff.
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- Little Neruda is always good.
- I agree.
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Oh, now, this is actually
a real page-turner.
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The Life of Gandhi?
I... No, but he...
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Nobody has ever
been quite so cool as him.
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Um, lighthouses.
A Good Man Is Hard to Find.
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- Uh, the title alone.
- Anna Karenina. I don't...
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- Oh, now, that's funny.
- [Both laugh]
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No, actually, no,
funny is here.
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Maybe it's not that funny.
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No, actually that's funny.
Very funny, and true.
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Good. OK, good. Um...
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But, uh, if you
could pick only one.
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Ah. Well, I would say
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that nothing rivals
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- the romance of Fishcliff.
- [Laughs]
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I'm being honest. I just walked around
and I just grabbed stuff.
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I just grabbed
whatever I could grab.
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- [Clerk] You were lookin' for?
- Sold.
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- [Clerk] I'm sorry?
- I want them all.
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These were just
suggestions, I...
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Make sure he gets
the commission for this.
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- [Clerk] He doesn't work here.
- Well, he should.
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You are smooth.
241
00:17:29,144 --> 00:17:32,045
Uh, actually,
no, I'm not smooth.
242
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:38,053
- I'm, uh, Dan. Sorry.
- [Both laugh]
243
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,645
Marie. [sniffs]
244
00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:44,658
Hey. Hi.
245
00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:48,787
Um, so, Marie,
can I make it up to you?
246
00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:52,459
[Dan] OK. Here is your tea. Hot.
247
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:55,503
Watch it.
And there is my orange juice.
248
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,596
And I bought a muffin,
but I think
249
00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:02,371
they gave me a small planet.
250
00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:04,810
- [Marie laughs]
- I should put that down.
251
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,111
- Thank you.
- I have napkins and utensils.
252
00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:10,981
- I'm a big believer in forks.
- [Laughs]
253
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,487
And you are not,
apparently.
254
00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:14,817
- So, Dan...
- Yes.
255
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:18,690
- You were born?
- I was born.
256
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:24,198
Like everybody else. And I grew up,
like everybody else. Good?
257
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:27,565
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- [Laughs]
258
00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:29,570
Um, OK. What else?
259
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:33,165
I went to school,
and I had a Bonanza lunch pail.
260
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:36,176
This show, '60s, a TV show.
261
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,678
When I was ten,
I wanted to be a magician.
262
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:42,239
So I used to hold these magic shows
for all the kids in the neighborhood.
263
00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:45,184
I tried to make
a neighborhood girl levitate.
264
00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:50,418
And she didn't. And it involved
a body cast, and several stitches...
265
00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:53,984
- [Marie laughs]
...the end of my...
266
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:08,732
[Dan] Let me tell you something,
something I've never...
267
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:13,838
[laughs] You're gonna laugh.
Something I've never told anybody...
268
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:15,348
...in my life.
269
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:18,875
Um, and this is really hard
for me to say.
270
00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:21,582
[Both laugh]
271
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:26,252
And then she got, uh, sick.
272
00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:29,263
And, um, then she was gone.
273
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:32,690
And, uh...
274
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,038
It's taken a while.
275
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:42,205
We should probably talk
about something else.
276
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:46,338
So you're telling me that you're one of
those widowers with three daughters
277
00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:49,212
who preys on unsuspecting
women in bookstores?
278
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:52,276
- It seems that would be me.
- Been there.
279
00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:55,084
- Really?
- [Laughs]
280
00:19:57,526 --> 00:20:00,051
No, it seems that it's been...
281
00:20:02,197 --> 00:20:06,190
...seriously hard.
- No. Um...
282
00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:10,329
No, we're OK now.
We're really OK.
283
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:13,533
[Whispers]
You don't have to smile.
284
00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,106
Better than the alternative.
285
00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:20,410
- [Cell phone rings]
- Ah.
286
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,347
- Can you hold?
- Mm-hmm.
287
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:25,850
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hm.
288
00:20:25,921 --> 00:20:30,915
Hi. No, no,
I'm minutes away. Yes.
289
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:34,894
- Um, I have to go.
- Oh. OK.
290
00:20:37,232 --> 00:20:40,133
I just lost track of time.
291
00:20:40,202 --> 00:20:42,363
I wish we could keep talking.
292
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:46,771
Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual,
meeting you.
293
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:50,403
- Maybe I can call you sometime?
- Uh, that might be awkward.
294
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:53,743
- 'Cause you're in a relationship?
- Yes. A new one.
295
00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:56,079
I would've found out
if I hadn't been talking.
296
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:59,143
- That's true.
- But it's not exactly fair, is it?
297
00:20:59,221 --> 00:21:01,985
- I mean, you know all about me...
- Thank you.
298
00:21:02,057 --> 00:21:05,891
And I know nothing about you. I don't
wanna go through the rest of my life
299
00:21:05,961 --> 00:21:09,294
wondering about the woman in the
bookstore who let me do the talking.
300
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:13,892
All we'd be is two people
finishing a conversation.
301
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:18,906
Uh... OK.
No harm in that.
302
00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:25,906
[Sighs] Oh, OK.
303
00:21:28,149 --> 00:21:31,414
Call. Or don't, but, uh, call.
304
00:21:37,559 --> 00:21:40,255
Oh! Um, hey, hey, hey!
305
00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:44,355
Just so you know, um, I would even call
to say I'm not calling.
306
00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:46,764
Hmm.
307
00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:53,001
[Laughs] Um...
308
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,302
OK.
309
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:07,115
"I'd even call to say I'm not calling?"
Wow.
310
00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:08,678
- [Tires screech]
- [Honking]
311
00:22:08,757 --> 00:22:10,452
Sorry. Sorry!
312
00:22:10,525 --> 00:22:13,187
[Police siren wails]
313
00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:23,433
[Dan sighs]
314
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:26,906
I, um... I never do this
kind of thing, officer.
315
00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:30,502
I'm usually very careful.
316
00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:33,138
And nobody believes in...
317
00:22:33,214 --> 00:22:35,079
- Welcome to Rhode Island.
- Yeah, OK.
318
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,742
Yeah, it's nice to be here.
319
00:22:36,818 --> 00:22:41,721
[Piano playing scales]
320
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,088
- Hey.
- Hey.
321
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:47,720
- [Laughs] What's wrong?
- Nobody.
322
00:22:47,796 --> 00:22:50,094
- I mean, nothing.
- [Both laugh]
323
00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:51,757
Danny's back.
324
00:22:58,006 --> 00:22:59,974
- Dude, are you all right?
- What? Yeah.
325
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:03,533
- No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
- Really?
326
00:23:03,611 --> 00:23:05,602
'Cause you don't...
you don't seem good.
327
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,617
Well, it was the strangest thing.
I, um...
328
00:23:11,686 --> 00:23:14,655
- Wow.
- Wow what?
329
00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:20,021
I met somebody,
and she's really something.
330
00:23:20,095 --> 00:23:23,963
- Hot damn!
- Bro, that is beyond huge!
331
00:23:24,032 --> 00:23:25,397
- You got her number?
- Yeah.
332
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,264
- You gonna call?
- It's complicated.
333
00:23:27,335 --> 00:23:29,098
No, it's simple.
You've gotta call.
334
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:31,900
No, he just met her. He's
probably worried it's too soon.
335
00:23:31,973 --> 00:23:35,374
No, it's never too soon.
Especially for somebody his age.
336
00:23:35,443 --> 00:23:37,138
- Amy, Dan met someone.
- Shh...
337
00:23:37,212 --> 00:23:39,077
- He met someone?
- Dan met someone?
338
00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:41,240
- Come here. How soon till he can call?
- Shh.
339
00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:43,546
I don't know. I haven't
been single for years.
340
00:23:43,618 --> 00:23:46,382
- Me neither. My God, who is she?
- Uncle Dan met someone?
341
00:23:46,454 --> 00:23:48,547
- Dan met a hottie.
- [Overlapping chatter]
342
00:23:48,623 --> 00:23:50,921
All right, all right.
That is enough.
343
00:23:50,992 --> 00:23:52,857
You know what?
Let's ask Annie.
344
00:23:52,927 --> 00:23:54,224
- Just now?
- Now.
345
00:23:54,295 --> 00:23:57,230
- What does she look like?
- Um...
346
00:23:57,298 --> 00:24:00,165
- She...
- What's the, um?
347
00:24:02,203 --> 00:24:05,639
- The question?
- This is my brother, Dan.
348
00:24:05,707 --> 00:24:09,370
And, um, he needs your advice.
He met some hottie downtown,
349
00:24:09,444 --> 00:24:11,912
and, um... She's a little shell-shocked.
350
00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:14,107
Wouldn't you be?
Mitch neglects to mention
351
00:24:14,182 --> 00:24:17,310
that in their weekend away, she's gonna
meet our entire family.
352
00:24:17,385 --> 00:24:21,788
- I didn't want to scare her off.
- Let's go, everybody! Let's go.
353
00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:23,721
Congratulations.
354
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,521
So, um, Annie?
355
00:24:27,595 --> 00:24:29,756
It's Anne-Marie.
Um, Mitch calls me Annie,
356
00:24:29,831 --> 00:24:32,026
but, uh, I'm
Marie everywhere else.
357
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,432
I've two Marys and
a Martha in my exercise class,
358
00:24:34,502 --> 00:24:38,598
- so I didn't wanna confuse people.
- No. That would be not good.
359
00:24:38,673 --> 00:24:41,665
- I... I prefer Marie.
- [Mom] Come on, sweetie.
360
00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:43,768
- Women are on the porch.
- Girls out there,
361
00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:46,871
guys in here.
Come on, Dan. Let's do it.
362
00:24:50,085 --> 00:24:54,249
Perfect! OK. The briefest time units.
Four letters.
363
00:24:54,322 --> 00:24:56,085
- [Eileen] Mili.
- [Woman] Oh, wait.
364
00:24:56,157 --> 00:25:00,821
- Nano!
...A- N-O. Great!
365
00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:02,624
Hey, no spying.
366
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,433
- You guys are way behind!
- That's not helping.
367
00:25:08,503 --> 00:25:11,131
Uh, I don't think "secretive" fits.
368
00:25:11,206 --> 00:25:13,572
No, it doesn't fit.
"Secretive" doesn't fit.
369
00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:15,905
- Let's move on to 12 across.
- We're movin' on.
370
00:25:15,977 --> 00:25:19,469
For you to be interested in someone,
she must be really special, right?
371
00:25:19,547 --> 00:25:21,777
- Skip 12.
- This is what I'm trying to tell you.
372
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:25,445
It is not going to happen.
She is already dating somebody.
373
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,081
- That's not your problem, bro.
- [Sighs] Actually, it kind of is.
374
00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:32,058
Listen up, 15 across,
five letters, pan-fry.
375
00:25:32,127 --> 00:25:34,493
- Pan-fry.
- Pan-fry. Uh, "grill." Uh...
376
00:25:34,562 --> 00:25:36,359
Dude, is there a rock on her left hand?
377
00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:38,592
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Then all's fair.
378
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,965
All right, now focus, people!
Pan-fry!
379
00:25:42,036 --> 00:25:45,301
- Saute.
- Oh, my gosh. Of course it's saute!
380
00:25:45,373 --> 00:25:47,864
- [Laughing]
- [Stammering]
381
00:25:47,942 --> 00:25:51,969
And, uh, the word before,
did we try "zeitgeist"?
382
00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:55,573
- It would be E-l-T.
- I think it would make "ozone" work.
383
00:25:55,650 --> 00:26:00,644
- Lord, we hit the mother lode!
- [Laughter]
384
00:26:03,057 --> 00:26:07,517
Ten letters. "Anything that
can go wrong, will." So...
385
00:26:07,595 --> 00:26:09,392
Earth to Dan.
We're still at across.
386
00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:12,627
- We're not even at down, Dan.
- We're dying here, buddy.
387
00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:17,000
- [Cheering]
- [Groaning]
388
00:26:17,071 --> 00:26:19,005
- We're done.
- Hooray for the dishes.
389
00:26:19,073 --> 00:26:22,440
- Congratulations, yeah.
- [Cheering]
390
00:26:23,845 --> 00:26:26,313
- Let's check it!
- What now, boys?
391
00:26:26,381 --> 00:26:28,178
Dishes, duh!
392
00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:30,683
What happened?
You were useless out there.
393
00:26:30,752 --> 00:26:31,810
Sorry, guys.
394
00:26:31,886 --> 00:26:33,683
Lay off him.
He's got a lot on his mind.
395
00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:36,121
- Saute.
- Dad, Mom.
396
00:26:36,191 --> 00:26:37,681
What do you think of?
397
00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,319
Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell.
398
00:26:40,395 --> 00:26:44,627
That being said, she's
bright, lovely, adorable,
399
00:26:44,699 --> 00:26:50,035
and if you botch this up,
we'll keep her and get rid of you.
400
00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:52,402
Dan, honey,
you missed a spot.
401
00:26:53,808 --> 00:26:58,575
Seriously, dude.
That girl is smokin'. Amazing. Really.
402
00:26:58,646 --> 00:27:02,742
- What do you think of her?
- Um, she's great.
403
00:27:04,419 --> 00:27:06,148
Let me have a bite.
404
00:27:24,105 --> 00:27:26,266
- [Inaudible]
- [Woman] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
405
00:27:26,341 --> 00:27:29,572
[Children shouting]
406
00:27:29,644 --> 00:27:32,078
- No, no! Let's go, Gus.
- All right.
407
00:27:32,146 --> 00:27:34,205
Can I show you where
we are on this map...
408
00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:36,580
- Oh, yes. Yes.
...here?
409
00:27:36,651 --> 00:27:40,747
Um, if I had known,
I would have never...
410
00:27:40,822 --> 00:27:44,280
- Not my brother's girlfriend.
- Uh, no, of course not.
411
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,419
And, for the record,
I never called you a hottie.
412
00:27:47,495 --> 00:27:50,521
- Hey, we are... This is the bay.
- Oh!
413
00:27:50,598 --> 00:27:52,691
- And we're right there.
- I see.
414
00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:55,531
- So, what should we do?
- Um, it's kind of funny.
415
00:27:55,603 --> 00:27:57,366
Maybe we should
just tell everyone.
416
00:27:57,438 --> 00:27:59,702
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
417
00:27:59,774 --> 00:28:01,935
We didn't do anything wrong.
It was sweet...
418
00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:04,444
Good! You guys are
getting to know each other.
419
00:28:04,512 --> 00:28:06,742
Yeah. Just showing her
where we are on the map.
420
00:28:06,814 --> 00:28:09,044
[Boy] Hey, Uncle Mitch,
you're not counting.
421
00:28:09,117 --> 00:28:14,111
OK, OK. Hey. I know what's
goin' on here with you two.
422
00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:19,522
You're not hiding.
[Laughs]
423
00:28:19,594 --> 00:28:22,222
Go ahead. One!
424
00:28:22,297 --> 00:28:25,061
- Two! Go!
- OK.
425
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,601
- All right. I'm...
- Three!
426
00:28:27,669 --> 00:28:29,899
Clay, I know you're
in that back closet.
427
00:28:29,971 --> 00:28:31,666
- [Clay] Come on!
- [Mitch] Four!
428
00:28:31,739 --> 00:28:34,139
[Clay] Do over! Do over!
429
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:37,905
Five! Six!
I'm counting to 200.
430
00:28:37,979 --> 00:28:40,004
- I see you.
- Yes, we do.
431
00:28:40,081 --> 00:28:42,879
I'm gonna lay down
for this whole thing. Eight!
432
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:45,077
[Sighs]
433
00:28:45,153 --> 00:28:46,814
- Mitch is a great guy.
- He is!
434
00:28:46,888 --> 00:28:49,049
He's fun and, uh, funny.
435
00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:52,923
Uncomplicated in a... in a
good way. Just what I need.
436
00:28:52,994 --> 00:28:55,019
- He's a great guy.
- [Mitch] Nine!
437
00:28:55,096 --> 00:28:58,429
See, I just ended this long,
messy relationship,
438
00:28:58,499 --> 00:29:01,798
and I joined this gym
and Mitch was there.
439
00:29:01,869 --> 00:29:03,803
- He's a great guy.
- [Chuckles]
440
00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:07,170
- You keep saying that.
- Well, because he is.
441
00:29:07,241 --> 00:29:09,175
[Mitch] Ten!
442
00:29:09,243 --> 00:29:11,177
Eleven, 12, 1 3, 1 4, 15!
443
00:29:11,245 --> 00:29:15,807
- So good luck... to all of us.
- OK.
444
00:29:15,883 --> 00:29:20,115
[Laughing]
445
00:29:20,188 --> 00:29:22,816
So a little bird told me
you're gonna be syndicated.
446
00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:26,451
Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of
columnists. It's a long shot at best.
447
00:29:26,527 --> 00:29:31,021
She's amazing. Name a place,
she's either lived there or visited.
448
00:29:31,099 --> 00:29:34,762
Tibet, Chile, Berlin
when there was the Wall.
449
00:29:34,836 --> 00:29:37,202
She's... [laughs]
450
00:29:37,271 --> 00:29:40,866
Wait! Whoa, whoa, what'd I miss?
451
00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:44,343
- Well, Mitch certainly made out.
- Yep.
452
00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:46,744
And what about you?
Have you found anyone?
453
00:29:46,814 --> 00:29:49,339
- Dad, don't... [sighs]
- Look, I know you always say
454
00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:54,821
that with Suzanne you won the lottery
and that to try again would feel greedy,
455
00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:58,723
but it's been four years.
456
00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:01,023
Can we just walk, please?
457
00:30:07,835 --> 00:30:09,894
[Laughter]
458
00:30:09,971 --> 00:30:13,099
- I wanted to spare you.
- [Laughter]
459
00:30:13,174 --> 00:30:16,200
- And I never smelt a thing!
- [Groaning]
460
00:30:16,277 --> 00:30:19,007
Somebody please pass the corn.
461
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,344
- [Marie] And that's how we met.
- I got it.
462
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,043
- [Mitch] My version...
- [Marie] No.
463
00:30:23,117 --> 00:30:25,517
- What's your sign?
- Scorpio, Libra rising.
464
00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:27,110
- Oh, my God, so am I.
- Really?
465
00:30:27,188 --> 00:30:28,519
Do you have any siblings?
466
00:30:28,589 --> 00:30:30,716
- [Marie] No.
- Who wants corn? Any...
467
00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:35,286
Tell us something about yourself
few people know, not even Mitch.
468
00:30:36,864 --> 00:30:40,129
I am an, um... an accomplished
469
00:30:40,201 --> 00:30:43,432
- maker of pancakes.
- Talent show.
470
00:30:43,504 --> 00:30:46,530
- Talent show.
- What would your perfect day be?
471
00:30:46,607 --> 00:30:49,098
Mine would start with Annie,
and end with Annie...
472
00:30:49,177 --> 00:30:51,407
We're not asking you.
So you were saying?
473
00:30:51,479 --> 00:30:54,846
Uh, my perfect day would start
with going to a country
474
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:57,976
where they speak a language
I don't know, new customs,
475
00:30:58,052 --> 00:31:00,919
someplace where I'm
completely out of my element.
476
00:31:00,988 --> 00:31:03,047
Welcome.
I think you've arrived.
477
00:31:03,124 --> 00:31:04,386
[Laughter]
478
00:31:04,459 --> 00:31:05,983
I want to say, the first time...
479
00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:08,620
The first time that I saw her...
480
00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:11,597
Sweetheart, sweetheart,
you don't have to shout.
481
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:15,124
Well, I thought that I just died
482
00:31:15,203 --> 00:31:20,539
- because there's an angel in the room.
- Mmm. Thank you.
483
00:31:20,608 --> 00:31:24,009
[Indistinct chatter]
484
00:31:27,682 --> 00:31:29,547
[Cara] Are you and Mitch in love?
485
00:31:29,617 --> 00:31:32,142
This corn is like an angel.
486
00:31:38,392 --> 00:31:41,122
[Indistinct chatter]
487
00:31:41,195 --> 00:31:45,029
- [Girl] Let's design a tent tonight.
- Yeah! Big giant one!
488
00:31:45,099 --> 00:31:47,829
We can make it have ceilings!
489
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:08,320
Dessert! Dessert.
490
00:32:08,389 --> 00:32:10,414
Oh, Danny, some of us are still eating.
491
00:32:10,491 --> 00:32:12,186
- It's getting late.
- No, it's not.
492
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:15,229
I'm an only child too. This is
really overwhelming, isn't it?
493
00:32:15,296 --> 00:32:17,423
Have you ever
lived your perfect day?
494
00:32:17,498 --> 00:32:19,591
When does a boyfriend
become a lover?
495
00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:21,760
OK. OK, all right, all right.
496
00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:25,465
I think we can stop asking her
questions. Been grilling her all night.
497
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:27,371
Does it feel like we're grilling you?
498
00:32:27,441 --> 00:32:30,171
- No. No, not at all.
- [Dan] She's just being nice.
499
00:32:30,244 --> 00:32:34,510
- No. I love the questions.
- Oh, please.
500
00:32:34,582 --> 00:32:40,077
Mm. On behalf of my family,
I would like to apologize.
501
00:32:40,154 --> 00:32:42,816
None of Mitch's girlfriends
have ever been subjected
502
00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:45,586
- to such in-depth questioning.
- Dan does have a point.
503
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:48,493
- [Dan] Right? Not the body double.
- No.
504
00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:51,657
- What was her name? Oh, God!
- Not the Knicks City Dancer.
505
00:32:51,732 --> 00:32:55,224
Or the "massage therapist."
506
00:32:55,303 --> 00:32:58,932
None of the flight attendants from
every major and regional airline
507
00:32:59,006 --> 00:33:01,338
who've wheeled their carts
through this house.
508
00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:05,243
- OK, that's enough.
- What? Am I wrong? Come on.
509
00:33:08,616 --> 00:33:12,780
Wow, Dan. Thank you
for pointing that out.
510
00:33:12,853 --> 00:33:14,878
You're the smartest guy I know.
511
00:33:16,857 --> 00:33:20,520
He's right. It's Annie's turn
to ask me whatever...
512
00:33:21,762 --> 00:33:23,127
She prefers Marie.
513
00:33:24,732 --> 00:33:27,223
Ask me whatever you want,
Marie.
514
00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:30,634
- I don't have any questions.
- Oh, come on.
515
00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:36,575
Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive
him his past, he'd forgive me mine.
516
00:33:38,846 --> 00:33:40,507
Well, that's a stupid thing to do.
517
00:33:40,581 --> 00:33:42,913
- OK, into the family room.
- Hey, guys. You done?
518
00:33:42,984 --> 00:33:47,182
Kids, come on.
Into the family room.
519
00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:54,860
John, bring the pies, please.
520
00:34:00,835 --> 00:34:04,601
Not you. You'll be
doing the dishes alone.
521
00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:11,937
[Mom] Six. Six letters.
522
00:34:12,013 --> 00:34:14,277
[Cara yelling] Yes, yes, yes!
523
00:34:14,348 --> 00:34:18,079
[Indistinct yelling]
524
00:34:18,152 --> 00:34:20,950
[Clay] Good job. Good job.
525
00:34:21,022 --> 00:34:23,183
- Second word.
- [Woman] Second word.
526
00:34:24,392 --> 00:34:26,155
- [Cara] You, you!
- Hey.
527
00:34:27,595 --> 00:34:29,620
I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
528
00:34:29,697 --> 00:34:32,029
No, you're never out of line.
You're my brother.
529
00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:33,726
You'll understand when I tell...
530
00:34:33,801 --> 00:34:35,598
Nothing you can say would upset me.
531
00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:38,764
- Can I just say one thing?
...the bookstore...
532
00:34:38,839 --> 00:34:42,104
When you were talking
about my other girls,
533
00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:43,803
I realized something.
534
00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:45,971
[Indistinct chatter]
535
00:34:46,047 --> 00:34:50,108
What I feel for Marie
is different.
536
00:34:51,819 --> 00:34:55,846
You know that feeling in,
um... in your...
537
00:34:55,923 --> 00:34:57,254
- Heart.
- Yeah.
538
00:34:57,324 --> 00:34:59,383
- When your heart is just...
- Pounding.
539
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:03,624
- Pounding. And...
- Like it's actually outside your ribs.
540
00:35:03,698 --> 00:35:06,098
- Yes.
- Exposed, vulnerable...
541
00:35:06,167 --> 00:35:07,964
- Yeah. It's...
- Wonderful and awful
542
00:35:08,035 --> 00:35:11,027
and heartsick and alive,
all at the same time.
543
00:35:11,105 --> 00:35:14,632
Yes. Yes. Yeah, what do you...
what do we call that?
544
00:35:14,709 --> 00:35:17,701
[Laughs] Uh, love.
545
00:35:22,116 --> 00:35:24,175
You always did have the words.
546
00:35:24,885 --> 00:35:27,353
[Yelling]
547
00:35:30,825 --> 00:35:33,794
- Stanford or Berkeley.
- Oh, those are great schools.
548
00:35:33,861 --> 00:35:36,887
- Maybe University of Washington.
- Huh.
549
00:35:36,964 --> 00:35:39,626
Or somewhere closer to home.
550
00:35:43,204 --> 00:35:46,071
Lil, you have trouble sleeping,
you know where to find me.
551
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:48,131
Dad.
552
00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:52,745
Uncle Mitch, are you going in
for your good-night kiss?
553
00:35:52,813 --> 00:35:54,337
- You bet.
- Mom and Dad's old
554
00:35:54,415 --> 00:35:57,441
- "separate bedrooms till married" rule.
- Kinda high school.
555
00:35:57,518 --> 00:35:59,281
- I agree with that rule.
- Thank you.
556
00:35:59,353 --> 00:36:01,753
- You're welcome.
- Mitch, what're you doing?
557
00:36:01,822 --> 00:36:03,756
Marie brought some books,
but I thought
558
00:36:03,824 --> 00:36:05,917
she should read a real book
by a real writer.
559
00:36:05,993 --> 00:36:08,427
- Oh, no, no, no. Not a good idea.
- Au contraire.
560
00:36:08,496 --> 00:36:10,293
- Please don't.
- Best book I've read.
561
00:36:10,364 --> 00:36:12,696
- May be the only book you've ever read.
- Funny.
562
00:36:12,767 --> 00:36:15,167
- Be nice.
- If you can sign it, that'd be great.
563
00:36:15,236 --> 00:36:17,864
- That's first edition.
- It's the only edition, Mom.
564
00:36:17,938 --> 00:36:20,702
- Oh, now. Good night.
- Good night.
565
00:36:20,775 --> 00:36:23,471
Sleep tight.
566
00:36:23,544 --> 00:36:26,775
Um, I really wish you wouldn't.
567
00:36:28,115 --> 00:36:30,379
"Good luck"? That's it?
568
00:36:30,451 --> 00:36:32,043
OK, we can work with that.
569
00:36:33,487 --> 00:36:35,546
Hi.
570
00:36:42,997 --> 00:36:44,555
Good night.
571
00:36:47,701 --> 00:36:50,067
[Drier rumbling]
572
00:36:58,145 --> 00:37:01,046
- [Dan sighs] Good morning.
- Hey.
573
00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:03,549
- Say, "Good morning."
- Morning.
574
00:37:03,617 --> 00:37:06,450
- Yeah. Good.
- [Laughing]
575
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,045
- [Clears throat]
- Have fun.
576
00:37:09,123 --> 00:37:11,421
Here you go, sweetheart.
There you go.
577
00:37:11,492 --> 00:37:15,758
[Mitch] Marie. Will you join us,
please, beautiful girl?
578
00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:17,127
- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah, honey?
579
00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:19,166
- Mom, will you hit that music?
- Sure.
580
00:37:19,233 --> 00:37:21,292
You need this more than I do.
Here he comes.
581
00:37:21,368 --> 00:37:23,598
[* Earth, Wind & Fire: September
'99 (Phats & Small Remix)]
582
00:37:23,671 --> 00:37:27,903
All right, Dan. Get on over here.
Here we go, boxer shuffle.
583
00:37:27,975 --> 00:37:31,638
And I wanna see those fists up.
Three, two, one.
584
00:37:31,712 --> 00:37:33,441
To the right!
585
00:37:33,514 --> 00:37:37,006
Get a good bounce.
Five, six, seven. Switch!
586
00:37:37,084 --> 00:37:40,645
Five, six, seven. Whoo!
587
00:37:40,721 --> 00:37:43,519
Four, five, six, seven.
Counting!
588
00:37:43,591 --> 00:37:47,527
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
589
00:37:47,595 --> 00:37:49,995
- You wanna take it, babe?
- You wha?
590
00:37:50,064 --> 00:37:51,998
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- OK.
591
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:55,297
- Salsa?
- [Indistinct chatter]
592
00:37:56,537 --> 00:37:58,471
The floor is yours, baby.
593
00:37:59,306 --> 00:38:01,297
And left, and one...
594
00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,572
OK, hold on, hold on, all right.
Dan. Dan gets to go up front.
595
00:38:04,645 --> 00:38:09,275
Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes
on Marie. Doing good. Doing good.
596
00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:14,049
- One, two, three, four.
- Yeah!
597
00:38:17,658 --> 00:38:21,094
- Let's do the arm a little bit.
- All right.
598
00:38:21,996 --> 00:38:25,727
One, two, three, four.
599
00:38:25,799 --> 00:38:27,926
One, two.
600
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:41,944
OK, everybody. Look, Marie,
what to do. Dan, what not to do.
601
00:38:42,016 --> 00:38:43,950
- [Laughter]
- The other way.
602
00:38:44,018 --> 00:38:45,178
You were excellent.
603
00:38:45,252 --> 00:38:46,276
Thank you so much.
604
00:38:46,353 --> 00:38:48,253
- Oh, you're welcome.
- That's great.
605
00:38:48,322 --> 00:38:50,051
[Indistinct chatter]
606
00:38:50,124 --> 00:38:52,285
You always hate to start it,
607
00:38:52,359 --> 00:38:55,385
but then you feel
so great after...
608
00:39:00,868 --> 00:39:04,201
Wow. That's a good stretch.
609
00:39:07,074 --> 00:39:08,302
- Oh, yeah.
- Ready?
610
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:11,970
Hey, maybe you'll try that
on me a little bit later.
611
00:39:14,782 --> 00:39:16,249
It's good.
612
00:39:22,222 --> 00:39:24,213
[Laughter]
613
00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:32,328
- Dad?
- Lilly, get your sisters
614
00:39:32,399 --> 00:39:35,061
and meet me in front. Now.
615
00:39:40,407 --> 00:39:42,568
Where are you going?
Can we come with you?
616
00:39:42,643 --> 00:39:44,008
Can we, can we, can we?
617
00:39:44,078 --> 00:39:49,277
My girls are looking for a little
quality alone time with their dad.
618
00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:51,875
But I promise we'll do it
another day. All right?
619
00:39:51,952 --> 00:39:54,045
Lil, come on.
Let's go. In the car.
620
00:39:54,822 --> 00:39:56,153
Girls, let's go.
621
00:39:56,223 --> 00:40:00,284
Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna
teach me how to knit.
622
00:40:00,361 --> 00:40:02,989
- Cara, let's go.
- No.
623
00:40:06,567 --> 00:40:09,001
OK. What are you waiting for?
624
00:40:09,069 --> 00:40:11,594
Come here.
625
00:40:11,672 --> 00:40:13,640
Right here. Right here!
626
00:40:13,707 --> 00:40:18,041
Oh. Oh, you're so heavy. I
don't know what I'm gonna do.
627
00:40:18,112 --> 00:40:20,876
All right. Ah! Oh!
I'm gonna fall down.
628
00:40:20,948 --> 00:40:23,143
I don't think I can do this.
629
00:40:28,522 --> 00:40:30,285
[Brakes screech]
630
00:40:30,357 --> 00:40:31,824
[Dan] Wow.
631
00:40:35,462 --> 00:40:37,692
No, no, no.
632
00:40:37,765 --> 00:40:41,292
This used to be the place
with all the shells
633
00:40:41,368 --> 00:40:44,201
and the papier-mache shark.
634
00:40:44,271 --> 00:40:46,262
Remember you loved
the saltwater taffy?
635
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:50,902
- When I was four.
- Yeah, but... OK.
636
00:40:50,978 --> 00:40:54,345
Stick with me, guys.
Oh, I have an idea! Bowling!
637
00:40:54,415 --> 00:40:56,246
- Yay!
- Bowling, bowling, bowling!
638
00:40:56,316 --> 00:40:57,305
Sounds good.
639
00:40:57,384 --> 00:41:00,683
Life is full of disappointment.
640
00:41:00,754 --> 00:41:02,688
Big and sometimes even bigger.
641
00:41:02,756 --> 00:41:05,156
So, what's it gonna be?
642
00:41:05,225 --> 00:41:08,717
The lighthouse or the
whaling museum? Your pick.
643
00:41:11,498 --> 00:41:14,661
- Do you know why we have lighthouses?
- Because they're neat?
644
00:41:14,735 --> 00:41:17,932
That's right. Yes.
645
00:41:18,005 --> 00:41:21,634
And also because they help
when it's dark out.
646
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:24,370
They, uh, help keep boats safe
647
00:41:24,445 --> 00:41:27,107
and keep us from crashing
into the rocks.
648
00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:29,911
Because when you're out there
649
00:41:29,983 --> 00:41:34,249
and you're being tossed back and forth
by those big dark waves
650
00:41:34,321 --> 00:41:38,724
and you think that you'll
never feel land again
651
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,955
and that you could just
split into a million pieces
652
00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:47,228
and sink down all
the way down... deep,
653
00:41:47,301 --> 00:41:51,397
it's the light
that keeps us on course.
654
00:41:51,472 --> 00:41:55,067
- It's the light...
- Dad, are you OK?
655
00:41:55,142 --> 00:41:59,476
'Course I'm OK... honey.
656
00:42:06,687 --> 00:42:08,518
- Did you guys have fun?
- No.
657
00:42:08,589 --> 00:42:10,113
No.
658
00:42:11,925 --> 00:42:15,019
- Jump inside. Let's go, honey.
- Kids? Where've you been?
659
00:42:15,095 --> 00:42:18,189
- I know. I know. I'm...
- Oh, we looked all over.
660
00:42:18,265 --> 00:42:21,291
- For an expert on parenting...
- I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
661
00:42:21,368 --> 00:42:24,166
Hi, buddy. Hi.
662
00:42:24,238 --> 00:42:28,072
- [Exhales] I'm sorry.
- Come on, buddy.
663
00:42:29,643 --> 00:42:31,804
- [Yells]
- I got it.
664
00:42:31,879 --> 00:42:34,143
[Panting]
665
00:42:34,214 --> 00:42:36,512
Dan. She was amazing.
You should've seen her.
666
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,483
She killed the last quarter mile.
667
00:42:38,552 --> 00:42:42,454
- I was fast. Wasn't I?
- Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up.
668
00:42:42,523 --> 00:42:44,320
Even your sweat is beautiful.
669
00:42:47,694 --> 00:42:49,093
Where'd Dan go?
670
00:42:49,163 --> 00:42:52,724
[Mitch] Mom, she moves like
a goddess out there.
671
00:42:52,799 --> 00:42:55,063
- [Nana] Yeah?
- [Mitch] She's like a panther.
672
00:42:55,135 --> 00:42:57,228
You know, just her body...
673
00:42:57,304 --> 00:43:00,637
She's competitive, but I just wanted
to pounce. You know what I mean?
674
00:43:00,707 --> 00:43:02,937
I wanted to ride her up the beach.
She was...
675
00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:05,945
- [Nana] Don't do that.
- [Mitch] She was like my stallion.
676
00:43:06,013 --> 00:43:10,177
[Indistinct chatter continues]
677
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,741
I wanted her to be in front of me.
You know what I mean?
678
00:43:12,819 --> 00:43:18,280
[Nana] Marie. There's fresh towels up
there in the cabinet to the right.
679
00:43:18,358 --> 00:43:21,919
I miss your skin.
680
00:43:21,995 --> 00:43:24,395
[Sighs] I miss your smell.
681
00:43:24,464 --> 00:43:27,456
Mm. I miss...
682
00:43:27,534 --> 00:43:30,560
I miss your eyes. [laughs]
683
00:43:30,637 --> 00:43:33,902
- Dad!
- [Chuckles] I...
684
00:43:33,974 --> 00:43:35,566
- You're such a freak!
- I...
685
00:43:35,642 --> 00:43:38,338
No, sorry. That was
just my loser of a father!
686
00:43:38,412 --> 00:43:41,006
Yeah, he was totally spying.
687
00:43:47,554 --> 00:43:50,523
- [Marie] Hello? Hello?
- We gotta talk.
688
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,889
- [Stammering] Can it wait?
- Is this working for you?
689
00:43:54,962 --> 00:43:57,453
- [Sighs]
- I mean, really working. Be honest.
690
00:43:57,531 --> 00:43:59,931
- I'm having a nice time.
- A nice time?
691
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,468
- Yes, I am.
- Really? So you're enjoying yourself?
692
00:44:02,536 --> 00:44:04,595
- Except for the soap in my eyes.
- OK.
693
00:44:04,671 --> 00:44:07,469
'Cause you know what? I'm not.
I'm not enjoying myself,
694
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:10,339
and I think that,
as two people of principle,
695
00:44:10,410 --> 00:44:12,344
we should have
ground rules. Don't you?
696
00:44:12,412 --> 00:44:17,111
Oh, yeah, sure. OK, sure.
697
00:44:17,184 --> 00:44:18,776
Oh. OK! All right, that's...
698
00:44:18,852 --> 00:44:20,877
That's what I'm
talking about. No, no, no.
699
00:44:20,954 --> 00:44:23,218
We need to keep our distance.
Stop. Stay away.
700
00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:25,884
- Towel.
- Stop. OK. I'm sorry.
701
00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:27,483
Thank you.
702
00:44:27,561 --> 00:44:30,621
And, you know, stop reading
my book. OK, just stop.
703
00:44:30,697 --> 00:44:34,531
- Why?
- And that salsa thing you do...
704
00:44:34,601 --> 00:44:36,899
- What are you talking about?
- The salsa dance.
705
00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:40,098
This... This thing.
If you could just not do that.
706
00:44:40,173 --> 00:44:43,165
- [Laughs] I'm sorry.
- If you stop doing that as a rule,
707
00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:44,870
it would be very helpful to me.
708
00:44:44,945 --> 00:44:47,436
There are other things you
can do, such as not exist.
709
00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:49,448
- Oh. Thank you.
- That... not... Yeah!
710
00:44:49,516 --> 00:44:52,815
I said it. I said it.
I didn't mean it, but I said it.
711
00:44:52,886 --> 00:44:55,013
- And you know what else I'm gonna do?
- What?
712
00:44:55,088 --> 00:44:58,819
I am going to make myself
less attractive,
713
00:44:58,892 --> 00:45:01,383
so as to not encourage
any inappropriate feelings.
714
00:45:01,461 --> 00:45:03,122
[Laughs]
715
00:45:03,196 --> 00:45:06,393
OK, that's hilarious.
But you know what? I... No.
716
00:45:06,466 --> 00:45:09,060
- I'm gonna stop thinking about you.
- Good.
717
00:45:09,136 --> 00:45:10,865
I will.
718
00:45:10,937 --> 00:45:14,338
And if I start
thinking about you,
719
00:45:14,408 --> 00:45:16,706
- which may happen in a moment of...
- Weakness.
720
00:45:16,777 --> 00:45:21,043
...weakness, I'm going to focus all
of my thoughts on your flaws.
721
00:45:21,114 --> 00:45:22,741
- My flaws.
- Your flaws.
722
00:45:22,816 --> 00:45:24,784
- And they are?
- I have no idea,
723
00:45:24,851 --> 00:45:27,820
but you can rest assured
that I am going to find...
724
00:45:27,888 --> 00:45:29,048
Just ask Nana. Oh!
725
00:45:29,122 --> 00:45:30,919
I'm so sorry.
Are you taking a shower?
726
00:45:30,991 --> 00:45:32,390
Yes. I'm taking a shower.
727
00:45:32,459 --> 00:45:35,428
Oh, well, a little advice.
Old houses, old pipes.
728
00:45:35,495 --> 00:45:37,827
- Thank you. Thanks.
- Takes forever to heat up.
729
00:45:37,898 --> 00:45:41,197
Um, can I talk
to you about something?
730
00:45:41,268 --> 00:45:45,705
- Sure. Absolutely.
- And can we just keep it between us?
731
00:45:45,772 --> 00:45:49,333
It's just... It was... Um...
732
00:45:49,409 --> 00:45:51,240
See, last night what I was...
733
00:45:51,311 --> 00:45:54,474
You were talking
about your life last night.
734
00:45:54,548 --> 00:45:58,746
The importance of travel and of,
um, trying new things, you know,
735
00:45:58,819 --> 00:46:03,017
and I just started
thinking about... Amazing! Um...
736
00:46:03,090 --> 00:46:05,718
All of that, you know,
how much...
737
00:46:05,792 --> 00:46:10,320
- That looks like it's ready.
- [Laughs] Right.
738
00:46:10,397 --> 00:46:13,958
Um... But just...
739
00:46:14,034 --> 00:46:16,002
Oh, you're...
You're still dressed.
740
00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:18,867
Oh, I forgot.
741
00:46:18,939 --> 00:46:21,066
I'll look away.
I'll look over here.
742
00:46:21,141 --> 00:46:25,840
Anyway, so, I just realized,
you know, really, um...
743
00:46:27,647 --> 00:46:31,549
You know, I've been thinking
a lot about what I wanna do, um,
744
00:46:31,618 --> 00:46:34,416
you know, in the future, like
not just for school, but...
745
00:46:34,488 --> 00:46:37,787
It's just hard to figure out exactly
what I wanna do with my life.
746
00:46:37,858 --> 00:46:41,191
I mean, I know I wanna go
somewhere new and, you know,
747
00:46:41,261 --> 00:46:43,286
try new things, um...
748
00:46:43,363 --> 00:46:46,161
I mean it's just hard
to figure out, you know,
749
00:46:46,233 --> 00:46:48,724
- your place, like where you should be.
- Right.
750
00:46:48,802 --> 00:46:51,965
And just to have that experience,
you know, and to...
751
00:46:52,038 --> 00:46:56,634
Which is, you know,
what it's all about. You know?
752
00:46:56,710 --> 00:46:59,679
- [Marie] Right.
- But it's also, I mean,
753
00:46:59,746 --> 00:47:02,442
it's also... I mean,
it's also terrifying realizing
754
00:47:02,516 --> 00:47:06,919
what you want is what you want.
You know what I mean?
755
00:47:06,987 --> 00:47:11,424
You know, I think
it's so interesting not...
756
00:47:11,491 --> 00:47:15,484
Interesting the way that,
um, you end up somewhere
757
00:47:15,562 --> 00:47:19,430
other than where you, um...
758
00:47:26,072 --> 00:47:27,198
[yells]
759
00:47:27,274 --> 00:47:28,798
[Thud]
760
00:47:31,044 --> 00:47:32,375
Oh!
761
00:47:37,851 --> 00:47:39,216
Lunch!
762
00:47:39,286 --> 00:47:43,052
[Indistinct chatter]
763
00:47:43,123 --> 00:47:45,614
Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
764
00:47:45,692 --> 00:47:47,922
Adults are in the dining room.
765
00:47:47,994 --> 00:47:53,057
You know, I think I'm going to
mix it up and sit with my peeps.
766
00:47:53,133 --> 00:47:57,035
- Dan. Honey...
- Mom, please. Just let me be.
767
00:48:05,979 --> 00:48:07,571
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
768
00:48:07,647 --> 00:48:09,808
- Hey.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
769
00:48:18,391 --> 00:48:19,983
[Yells]
770
00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:35,565
Hello?
771
00:48:42,849 --> 00:48:46,683
[Laughter]
772
00:48:48,221 --> 00:48:50,348
- Hi.
- [Lilly] Hi.
773
00:48:50,423 --> 00:48:53,221
- What's going on?
- Marie's helping me with something.
774
00:48:53,293 --> 00:48:57,753
- We're having no fun at all.
- Yeah, I can see that.
775
00:48:57,831 --> 00:49:00,698
- How's she doing?
- She's amazing.
776
00:49:00,767 --> 00:49:03,793
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.
777
00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:06,236
- Bye.
- [Laughs] Bye.
778
00:49:08,008 --> 00:49:10,442
- So you were saying...
- Oh, yeah.
779
00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:13,377
And I was trying to,
um, make, like, you know...
780
00:49:13,446 --> 00:49:15,414
I was trying to make
like a really heart.
781
00:49:15,482 --> 00:49:19,043
But, you know, I didn't even know how
to even draw a heart. So I cut it.
782
00:49:19,119 --> 00:49:20,814
- Uh-huh.
- And it came out, like,
783
00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:26,223
it was so... it came out
like a... like a star.
784
00:49:26,293 --> 00:49:26,393
- [Knock on door]
- Yeah.
785
00:49:26,393 --> 00:49:28,224
- [Knock on door]
- Yeah.
786
00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,525
- [Nana] Dan? Hi.
- Hmm. Hey.
787
00:49:30,597 --> 00:49:33,998
Uh. Honey, you know we're worried
about you. You know that.
788
00:49:34,067 --> 00:49:37,696
And with your behavior last
night and this morning,
789
00:49:37,771 --> 00:49:40,365
we are now officially worried.
790
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:45,605
Well, thanks, I'm touched.
But I'm fine. You don't...
791
00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:48,944
- We're having a private conversation.
- Come on in.
792
00:49:49,015 --> 00:49:50,778
No, come on in.
This is good.
793
00:49:50,850 --> 00:49:53,944
Mom, go ahead,
I'm all ears.
794
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:58,684
Look, you know,
you do so much for your girls.
795
00:49:58,758 --> 00:50:02,524
And you do so much for all of us.
What are you doing for yourself?
796
00:50:02,596 --> 00:50:04,223
- [Indistinct chatter]
- Not now.
797
00:50:04,297 --> 00:50:06,356
- Come on in.
- Think about...
798
00:50:06,433 --> 00:50:08,424
- We're trying to have a talk.
- It's fine.
799
00:50:08,501 --> 00:50:10,662
- We'd like to speak to you privately.
- Stay.
800
00:50:10,737 --> 00:50:12,364
- Go ahead, Mom.
- Yes, honey.
801
00:50:12,439 --> 00:50:14,964
- Is it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird?
- Yes, it is.
802
00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:17,236
There's an explanation for it.
803
00:50:17,310 --> 00:50:19,972
- Please tell us.
- I just wanted to talk to you.
804
00:50:20,046 --> 00:50:22,310
Dude, you got to be way backed up.
805
00:50:22,382 --> 00:50:26,284
So I just hope from time to time you are
treating yourself to a little self-love.
806
00:50:26,353 --> 00:50:28,844
- Oh, come on.
- I talked to my urologist about this.
807
00:50:28,922 --> 00:50:30,583
- That's enough. Come on.
- Sorry.
808
00:50:30,657 --> 00:50:32,784
What are you talking about, man?
809
00:50:32,859 --> 00:50:35,225
The real question,
the one no one will ask,
810
00:50:35,295 --> 00:50:38,924
- is will Dan ever find love again?
- No, he won't.
811
00:50:38,999 --> 00:50:41,968
- Howard.
- I'm sorry, he won't.
812
00:50:42,035 --> 00:50:43,627
I'm saying, one of the things,
813
00:50:43,703 --> 00:50:45,694
if you're open to it,
love will find you.
814
00:50:45,772 --> 00:50:47,433
- Oh.
- I suppose.
815
00:50:47,507 --> 00:50:49,873
- Hey, people.
- And... perfect.
816
00:50:49,943 --> 00:50:53,037
- [Laughs]
- I don't think I was being clear before
817
00:50:53,113 --> 00:50:55,547
- but you got to unclog that drain.
- Uh-huh.
818
00:50:55,615 --> 00:50:58,846
You gotta unplug that bottle.
If I mixed a metaphor there.
819
00:50:58,918 --> 00:51:00,909
- Yes, you did.
- So far what you've missed
820
00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:06,357
is, uh, "worried," "love will find,"
"unclog the drain."
821
00:51:06,426 --> 00:51:09,293
Well, thanks. That is it.
822
00:51:09,362 --> 00:51:11,023
- No. That's not it.
- We are done.
823
00:51:11,097 --> 00:51:13,691
You can all...
Oh, come on, Ma.
824
00:51:13,767 --> 00:51:17,828
We met Margot Draper's daughter
at the farmers' market.
825
00:51:17,904 --> 00:51:19,997
- Who?
- And she asked all about you.
826
00:51:20,073 --> 00:51:23,042
You see, Danny, you gotta,
you know, have a little fun.
827
00:51:23,109 --> 00:51:27,375
Which means that Ruthie Draper
is gonna pick you up at 6:00,
828
00:51:27,447 --> 00:51:30,575
- and you're gonna have drinks!
- I don't even remember Ruthie...
829
00:51:30,650 --> 00:51:32,345
- You're gonna go on a date!
- No, no.
830
00:51:32,419 --> 00:51:34,478
No, I'm not going on a date, Mom.
831
00:51:34,554 --> 00:51:36,818
Yes, honey, it's time.
832
00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:40,826
Ruthie "Pigface" Draper. Mom,
Dad, what, are you kidding?
833
00:51:40,894 --> 00:51:44,489
Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry,
that is downright cruel.
834
00:51:44,564 --> 00:51:46,156
There's nothing cruel about it.
835
00:51:46,232 --> 00:51:49,531
Mom, I don't even remember
Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper.
836
00:51:49,602 --> 00:51:54,301
I don't wanna go! I don't
want to go with the pig face.
837
00:51:54,374 --> 00:51:56,672
- He's going. It's been decided!
- No, I'm not.
838
00:51:56,743 --> 00:52:00,679
- I don't remember "Pigface" Draper.
- This is a blind date.
839
00:52:00,747 --> 00:52:04,581
We'll double. OK? Lt'll be fun,
it'll be fun. Right, Marie?
840
00:52:04,651 --> 00:52:07,142
Yes, it'll be fun. Yes.
841
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:10,155
- [Snorts]
- [Laughter]
842
00:52:10,223 --> 00:52:11,986
That's my girl.
843
00:52:13,693 --> 00:52:15,456
Come on, it'll be swine... fine.
844
00:52:15,528 --> 00:52:18,122
- [Laughter]
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
845
00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:20,428
- Go hog-wild.
- [Laughter]
846
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:23,992
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Piano playing]
847
00:52:43,289 --> 00:52:45,120
All right. All right.
848
00:53:31,738 --> 00:53:33,797
All right. All right.
849
00:53:33,873 --> 00:53:36,000
Here we go.
850
00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:02,358
That's very good.
851
00:54:05,872 --> 00:54:08,466
It's really... it's beauti...
Hello! Hi.
852
00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:11,408
Hi. Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper.
853
00:54:11,477 --> 00:54:15,243
- You know everybody. They're bigger.
- Yes. Hi, everyone.
854
00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:17,715
- Nice to see you again, Ruthie.
- Hello, Dan.
855
00:54:17,784 --> 00:54:20,651
- Hi.
- I'd know you anywhere.
856
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,211
I mean,
you look just the same.
857
00:54:23,289 --> 00:54:28,818
Ruthie, um, you look great.
858
00:54:28,895 --> 00:54:31,489
- [Laughter]
- Funny.
859
00:54:31,564 --> 00:54:34,795
- No, no, no, don't...
- So, Harvard Medical,
860
00:54:34,868 --> 00:54:37,769
Johns Hopkins... You're doing well
for yourself, Ruthie.
861
00:54:37,837 --> 00:54:39,964
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's impressive.
862
00:54:40,039 --> 00:54:42,974
It must not, uh, leave enough time
though for... for dating?
863
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:45,704
Uh, there was someone.
864
00:54:45,778 --> 00:54:49,646
He was very special in my life,
but, uh...
865
00:54:49,716 --> 00:54:51,616
[* A Fine Frenzy: Fever]
866
00:54:51,684 --> 00:54:55,313
[Sobbing] He was lost in
a freak accident.
867
00:54:55,388 --> 00:54:57,481
I'm so sorry.
868
00:54:58,992 --> 00:55:00,926
Thank you.
869
00:55:00,994 --> 00:55:05,158
What's weird is that we'd only
known each other three days,
870
00:55:05,231 --> 00:55:09,531
but it's... you know how
sometimes you just know.
871
00:55:09,602 --> 00:55:12,799
- Yes.
- Yeah. Yes, absolutely, yes.
872
00:55:12,872 --> 00:55:15,500
- Um, yeah.
- So you're a doctor?
873
00:55:15,575 --> 00:55:19,636
- Yes, yes.
- What's your, uh, specialty?
874
00:55:19,712 --> 00:55:23,011
- Um, I'm a plastic surgeon.
- Oh, of course you are.
875
00:55:23,082 --> 00:55:26,415
No, I know, I know,
I know what you're thinking.
876
00:55:26,486 --> 00:55:29,478
But I work exclusively with
burn victims, with children
877
00:55:29,555 --> 00:55:31,682
- born with facial deformities.
- Oh.
878
00:55:31,758 --> 00:55:35,421
- She is basically a saint.
- [Ruthie] No. No, I'm just...
879
00:55:35,495 --> 00:55:41,229
I'm just doing my little bit to help,
I think. Just like your brother.
880
00:55:41,301 --> 00:55:45,032
- Oh, stop. I'm...
- When I can't sleep at night,
881
00:55:45,104 --> 00:55:50,167
I go online and I read your
past columns. Have you read Dan?
882
00:55:50,243 --> 00:55:52,404
Only his fiction.
883
00:55:52,478 --> 00:55:54,969
You're in for such a treat, really.
884
00:55:55,048 --> 00:55:59,985
I mean, what... what you said,
the mother of Couch Potato?
885
00:56:00,053 --> 00:56:01,714
- Mm-hmm.
- "Hide the remote.
886
00:56:01,788 --> 00:56:05,383
So, what if he has to get up and change
the channel? At least it's exercise."
887
00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:09,053
It's brilliant. And then... and the
parents of the five picky eaters?
888
00:56:09,128 --> 00:56:12,996
They had to make individual
meals for each kid and...
889
00:56:13,066 --> 00:56:14,966
"What are you, a restaurant?"
890
00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:16,399
- Right.
- Brilliant.
891
00:56:16,469 --> 00:56:19,336
- She used your every word.
- All I'm saying, all I'm saying
892
00:56:19,405 --> 00:56:23,466
is that I don't have kids. And I
don't, I don't have problems,
893
00:56:23,543 --> 00:56:27,912
but it's clear that
if I do one day,
894
00:56:27,981 --> 00:56:30,245
your words will bring me comfort.
895
00:56:30,316 --> 00:56:32,409
[Pool balls clacking]
896
00:56:40,893 --> 00:56:45,489
I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have
to excuse myself. I can't help it.
897
00:56:58,277 --> 00:57:00,370
I'm sorry. But a girl
that moves like that,
898
00:57:00,446 --> 00:57:03,677
I mean... [exhales]
...a guy has got to wonder.
899
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,115
Hey, man.
900
00:57:05,184 --> 00:57:09,951
- She's cool. Marie, you're cool, right?
- Yeah. Of course. I'm cool.
901
00:57:10,023 --> 00:57:12,048
But I don't think Dan
is interested in her.
902
00:57:12,125 --> 00:57:15,856
- He's not?
- I'm not?
903
00:57:15,928 --> 00:57:18,897
I don't think you are. Are you?
904
00:57:28,674 --> 00:57:33,475
Oh, nice.
All right. Yeah!
905
00:57:35,648 --> 00:57:38,879
I don't know what it was,
but something was holding him back.
906
00:57:38,951 --> 00:57:40,976
Not anymore.
907
00:57:41,054 --> 00:57:43,750
Well, that's a beautiful thing.
908
00:57:43,823 --> 00:57:47,350
[* Inaya Day: Nasty Girl]
909
00:58:07,213 --> 00:58:08,771
We're coming.
910
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:52,423
- [Whooping]
- [Laughing]
911
00:58:56,662 --> 00:59:00,496
All right. OK.
Home again, home again.
912
00:59:00,566 --> 00:59:03,160
- I really love your car.
- Oh, thank you.
913
00:59:03,236 --> 00:59:04,430
- Bye.
- Bye.
914
00:59:04,504 --> 00:59:06,972
Nice meeting you, um, Ruth.
915
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:08,904
- Yeah, you too.
- Come on, guys.
916
00:59:08,975 --> 00:59:12,843
Actually, um, Dan and I are
gonna go for a little drive.
917
00:59:12,912 --> 00:59:14,038
Don't wait up.
918
00:59:16,282 --> 00:59:17,681
- [Inaudible]
- Oh.
919
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:19,980
[Car starts]
920
00:59:29,826 --> 00:59:31,261
Mmm, this is fantastic.
921
00:59:31,261 --> 00:59:32,057
Mmm, this is fantastic.
922
00:59:32,128 --> 00:59:36,428
I know what the secret
ingredient is... love. Mmm.
923
00:59:36,499 --> 00:59:38,194
Better and better with every bite.
924
00:59:38,268 --> 00:59:41,169
- Words cannot describe.
- Mmm, thank you.
925
00:59:41,237 --> 00:59:43,637
- Well, how are they?
- Dad, they're scrumptious.
926
00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:46,641
Mm-hmm. Truly mouthwatering.
927
00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:48,734
- Almost on my third stack.
- More, please.
928
00:59:48,812 --> 00:59:51,406
- And nothing's stopping you, right?
- Nope.
929
00:59:51,481 --> 00:59:54,882
It's a secret recipe,
but she let me crack the eggs.
930
00:59:54,951 --> 00:59:56,509
[Dan] Yeah?
931
00:59:56,586 --> 00:59:58,918
So, uh, how's Captain Lucky
doing this morning?
932
00:59:58,988 --> 01:00:01,013
- Oh. Uh, it was fun.
- Yeah?
933
01:00:01,091 --> 01:00:03,651
Heard you worked up quite
the appetite last night.
934
01:00:03,726 --> 01:00:05,387
Yeah.
935
01:00:05,462 --> 01:00:07,896
- Could I have one more there?
- There you go.
936
01:00:07,964 --> 01:00:10,762
You know what? Actually,
I am a little hungry.
937
01:00:10,834 --> 01:00:13,598
- Secret recipe. Right here.
- Boy, these are good.
938
01:00:13,670 --> 01:00:16,332
- I love them.
- Thank you.
939
01:00:16,406 --> 01:00:20,206
- How many have you had, Dad?
- So did you uncork?
940
01:00:21,845 --> 01:00:24,575
Whatever did or did not happen,
no one deserves someone
941
01:00:24,647 --> 01:00:25,909
more than you.
942
01:00:25,982 --> 01:00:28,610
- There you go.
- [Indistinct chatter]
943
01:00:28,685 --> 01:00:32,985
- Coin toss. Outside.
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
944
01:00:35,959 --> 01:00:37,586
[Lilly] Yummy.
945
01:00:47,303 --> 01:00:50,101
[* Sondre Lerche and the Faces
Down Quartet: Human Hands]
946
01:00:50,173 --> 01:00:54,075
[All shouting]
947
01:01:02,252 --> 01:01:04,015
All right. Nice!
948
01:01:04,087 --> 01:01:07,386
Yeah? You're gonna do that?
That what you're gonna do?
949
01:01:07,457 --> 01:01:10,187
Is that how we're gonna play it?
Yeah! OK.
950
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:13,127
All right. Yeah, so you wanna
take out my knees, huh?
951
01:01:13,196 --> 01:01:15,664
Come again.
952
01:01:15,732 --> 01:01:17,791
Line up, I need coverage over here.
953
01:01:17,867 --> 01:01:20,734
[Shouting]
954
01:01:31,214 --> 01:01:34,149
- Line up! Line up! Here we go!
- All right, bring it back.
955
01:01:38,421 --> 01:01:40,912
- Hike!
- Hey, pork chop!
956
01:01:40,990 --> 01:01:43,185
[Shouting]
957
01:01:43,259 --> 01:01:45,420
- Marie! Marie!
- Go, Marie!
958
01:01:47,530 --> 01:01:49,191
[Grunts]
959
01:02:00,977 --> 01:02:04,071
- [Shouting]
- Danny!
960
01:02:04,147 --> 01:02:06,308
[Grunts]
961
01:02:06,382 --> 01:02:09,647
Why you persist in acting like
a 15- year-old is beyond me.
962
01:02:09,719 --> 01:02:11,346
I'm filled with reckless desire.
963
01:02:11,421 --> 01:02:13,685
You ought to be filled
with greater restraint.
964
01:02:13,756 --> 01:02:16,452
- What does that mean?
- I think you know what that means.
965
01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:18,824
[Cell phone rings]
966
01:02:21,598 --> 01:02:23,623
- Dad, could you?
- Oh, yeah.
967
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:24,962
Thanks.
968
01:02:25,902 --> 01:02:29,338
Hello? No, I'm his dad.
969
01:02:29,405 --> 01:02:32,533
Someone named
Jordy for you.
970
01:02:32,609 --> 01:02:36,067
- [Shouting]
- [Bell ringing]
971
01:02:36,145 --> 01:02:41,173
Everybody! Everybody!
Dan just got a phone call.
972
01:02:41,251 --> 01:02:44,448
[Poppy] And you know, syndication is
everything for a columnist.
973
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,010
OK, all right. Let me explain.
974
01:02:46,089 --> 01:02:49,718
Um, I've been asked to meet
975
01:02:49,792 --> 01:02:52,260
with the head mucky-mucks
976
01:02:52,328 --> 01:02:55,024
of the Lamson Newspaper Group.
977
01:02:55,098 --> 01:02:57,362
They're driving down tomorrow
978
01:02:57,433 --> 01:03:00,561
and they are going
to sit down with me.
979
01:03:00,637 --> 01:03:04,095
- [All exclaiming]
- That's great!
980
01:03:04,173 --> 01:03:07,700
- Maybe you should get the job first.
- Yes, that's true.
981
01:03:09,712 --> 01:03:11,304
- Dan the man.
- Thanks, man.
982
01:03:15,151 --> 01:03:16,311
Well?
983
01:03:18,321 --> 01:03:20,619
- [Sighs]
- Wow.
984
01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:21,952
Wow!
985
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,925
- Dad?
- [Laughs]
986
01:03:25,995 --> 01:03:30,091
Dad? Lilly just asked me why
you were flirting with Marie.
987
01:03:32,502 --> 01:03:35,938
- I wasn't flirting.
- Don't worry, I covered for you.
988
01:03:36,005 --> 01:03:39,372
- I told her it was nothing.
- Because it was.
989
01:03:39,442 --> 01:03:44,573
Dad, I'm 1 7.
OK? You were so flirting.
990
01:03:44,647 --> 01:03:47,207
You know,
it doesn't matter anyway.
991
01:03:47,283 --> 01:03:50,548
It's not like she's the
least bit interested in you.
992
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:53,817
But cool it, OK?
993
01:03:57,260 --> 01:03:59,194
[Exhales]
994
01:03:59,262 --> 01:04:02,163
- And, um, congratulations.
- Thanks.
995
01:04:02,231 --> 01:04:04,165
[* Sondre Lerche:
My Hands Are Shaking]
996
01:04:43,206 --> 01:04:45,174
[Shouting]
997
01:04:45,241 --> 01:04:50,440
Look, he took a bus here.
He has relatives in Boston. Dad...
998
01:04:50,513 --> 01:04:52,481
Dad, he loves me!
999
01:04:52,548 --> 01:04:55,176
OK.
1000
01:04:55,251 --> 01:04:57,742
You don't have to worry.
1001
01:04:57,820 --> 01:05:02,018
When it comes to sex,
Marty is the one who wants to wait.
1002
01:05:02,091 --> 01:05:06,255
What about that sentence is
supposed to give me comfort?
1003
01:05:06,329 --> 01:05:08,126
- Dad, I love him.
- Honey...
1004
01:05:08,197 --> 01:05:09,630
- I love him.
- [Groans]
1005
01:05:09,699 --> 01:05:13,362
- I love him. I love him.
- No, you don't.
1006
01:05:13,436 --> 01:05:16,166
What we have is true love.
1007
01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:18,230
And just because you don't have it,
1008
01:05:18,307 --> 01:05:21,105
doesn't mean you have to punish us.
1009
01:05:21,177 --> 01:05:25,671
Infatuation is not love.
Sexual attraction is not love.
1010
01:05:25,748 --> 01:05:28,410
- You don't understand.
- Uh, I don't understand.
1011
01:05:28,484 --> 01:05:31,351
No, you don't even understand
that you don't understand.
1012
01:05:31,421 --> 01:05:34,788
What don't I understand, Cara?
Please, help me out.
1013
01:05:34,857 --> 01:05:38,020
What is it? It's frustrating that you
can't be with this person?
1014
01:05:38,094 --> 01:05:40,585
That... that there's
something keeping you apart,
1015
01:05:40,663 --> 01:05:43,029
something about this
person you connect with?
1016
01:05:43,099 --> 01:05:45,363
And whenever you're
near this person,
1017
01:05:45,435 --> 01:05:47,835
you don't know what to say,
and you say everything
1018
01:05:47,904 --> 01:05:49,735
that's in your mind
and in your heart.
1019
01:05:49,806 --> 01:05:52,366
And you know that if you
could just be together,
1020
01:05:52,442 --> 01:05:56,208
that this person will help you become
the best possible version of yourself.
1021
01:05:56,279 --> 01:05:58,611
So Marty can stay?
1022
01:06:00,950 --> 01:06:04,408
[Laughs]
1023
01:06:04,487 --> 01:06:06,284
I'm sorry.
1024
01:06:09,392 --> 01:06:11,986
[Laughing] I'm sorry.
1025
01:06:17,967 --> 01:06:20,458
"Marty can stay?"
1026
01:06:21,237 --> 01:06:23,171
Howard is going
to drive you to the bus.
1027
01:06:23,239 --> 01:06:25,469
We called your aunt,
she's waiting in Boston.
1028
01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:27,600
- Yes, sir.
- Look, I'm not your parent,
1029
01:06:27,677 --> 01:06:30,407
but I think you should know,
love is a dangerous feeling.
1030
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,573
- No, sir.
- Are you arguing with me?
1031
01:06:32,648 --> 01:06:36,015
No, I'm... It's just...
1032
01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:38,519
[speaks Spanish]
1033
01:06:40,423 --> 01:06:42,914
Love is not a feeling,
it's an ability.
1034
01:06:42,992 --> 01:06:47,019
- Who told you that?
- Made it up, Mr. Burns.
1035
01:06:52,168 --> 01:06:53,795
Come say goodbye.
1036
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,341
- [Sobbing]
- Window. OK, that's it.
1037
01:07:00,409 --> 01:07:03,207
- Dad.
- She'll see him again soon enough.
1038
01:07:06,115 --> 01:07:09,243
[Cara sobbing] No! No!
1039
01:07:09,318 --> 01:07:13,345
No! Marty! Marty! Marty!
1040
01:07:15,892 --> 01:07:18,190
- That's sweet.
- What's sweet?
1041
01:07:18,261 --> 01:07:20,126
How... How is that sweet?
1042
01:07:20,196 --> 01:07:23,222
It's OK. It's OK.
Come on, it's OK.
1043
01:07:23,299 --> 01:07:26,598
To be that certain.
To feel so much love.
1044
01:07:28,204 --> 01:07:31,571
- Love isn't a feeling.
- No?
1045
01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:35,435
It's an ability.
1046
01:07:38,981 --> 01:07:42,917
Well, if that's true,
you have one gifted daughter.
1047
01:07:42,985 --> 01:07:45,044
[Sobbing]
1048
01:07:45,121 --> 01:07:50,081
You are a murderer of love!
1049
01:07:56,332 --> 01:07:56,399
OK, Cara. Next?
1050
01:07:56,399 --> 01:07:58,663
OK, Cara. Next?
1051
01:07:58,734 --> 01:08:01,168
Uh, Olivia has something
with the girls.
1052
01:08:01,237 --> 01:08:05,037
Gus will be doing his usual.
Bella is on the fence.
1053
01:08:05,107 --> 01:08:08,907
- Howard and I will sing.
- Oh, that's nice. Aunt Eileen?
1054
01:08:08,978 --> 01:08:11,242
- Put me down.
- Oh, really? What's your talent?
1055
01:08:11,314 --> 01:08:14,511
Murderer of love.
1056
01:08:14,584 --> 01:08:15,642
You were saying?
1057
01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:18,346
We have something planned
for the whole family.
1058
01:08:18,421 --> 01:08:19,820
Put us all down.
1059
01:08:25,361 --> 01:08:27,022
[Laughter]
1060
01:08:27,096 --> 01:08:31,192
[Cheering]
1061
01:08:33,402 --> 01:08:37,361
- What's your Dad's talent?
- Doesn't have one.
1062
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:40,534
He's the only one excused
from participating.
1063
01:08:41,677 --> 01:08:43,201
I give you Bella Wilson.
1064
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:45,713
- All right, Bella!
- [Applause]
1065
01:08:45,781 --> 01:08:48,011
Chihuahua.
1066
01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:50,985
- [Barking]
- [Laughter]
1067
01:08:51,053 --> 01:08:52,680
- [Boy] Go, Bella.
- You OK?
1068
01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:55,383
- I don't have a good feeling.
- Do what you always do.
1069
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:58,859
Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl.
1070
01:08:58,928 --> 01:09:02,921
- I gotta do something special.
- Just... be yourself.
1071
01:09:02,999 --> 01:09:06,765
[Bella] Bulldog. [pants]
1072
01:09:06,836 --> 01:09:11,398
- Ruff! Ruff!
- [Laughing]
1073
01:09:13,242 --> 01:09:16,405
- That's...
- [cheering]
1074
01:09:22,818 --> 01:09:25,685
- This is for Marty.
- Want me to take the cherries?
1075
01:09:25,755 --> 01:09:28,724
- Mm. Uh-uh.
- OK.
1076
01:09:34,797 --> 01:09:37,391
[Drum roll]
1077
01:09:47,376 --> 01:09:50,140
- Wow!
- [Cheering]
1078
01:09:50,212 --> 01:09:51,304
[Girl] She tied it!
1079
01:10:01,057 --> 01:10:04,458
[Singing opera in Italian]
1080
01:10:16,038 --> 01:10:19,474
- I got an idea.
- I'm sure it'll be great.
1081
01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:21,669
It could be.
1082
01:10:23,612 --> 01:10:26,513
[Applause]
1083
01:10:26,582 --> 01:10:29,983
[Jane] OK, last but not least,
Uncle Mitch.
1084
01:10:30,052 --> 01:10:33,988
Uh, someone very wise,
uh, my brother,
1085
01:10:34,056 --> 01:10:36,650
once told me that if you
1086
01:10:36,726 --> 01:10:40,321
want to be
completely honest, sing.
1087
01:10:41,797 --> 01:10:44,493
Um, by the way, I'd
like to introduce my band.
1088
01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:45,864
[Applause]
1089
01:10:45,935 --> 01:10:49,598
I don't believe it.
He hasn't played since she...
1090
01:10:49,672 --> 01:10:51,833
[Dan] One, two, three, four.
1091
01:11:23,239 --> 01:11:25,434
[Laughter]
1092
01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:05,470
Ah!
1093
01:12:26,101 --> 01:12:28,296
[Cheering]
1094
01:12:30,773 --> 01:12:32,900
Yeah, Uncle Mitch!
1095
01:13:12,348 --> 01:13:15,715
- [Applause]
- What he said.
1096
01:13:15,784 --> 01:13:18,275
[Sighs]
1097
01:13:25,494 --> 01:13:27,655
[Howard] Great job, guys.
1098
01:13:27,730 --> 01:13:29,755
[Knocking]
1099
01:13:36,772 --> 01:13:38,865
[Sighs] What was that?
1100
01:13:38,941 --> 01:13:42,206
I couldn't...
I couldn't stop myself.
1101
01:13:42,278 --> 01:13:45,179
What am I supposed to do now?
1102
01:13:45,247 --> 01:13:48,045
You can't do anything.
He's my brother.
1103
01:13:48,117 --> 01:13:51,245
Why did you sing for me... then?
1104
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:55,689
Because I... I'm...
1105
01:14:00,229 --> 01:14:02,129
Page 92. "Did I just die?
1106
01:14:02,197 --> 01:14:04,358
Because an angel walked
into the room."
1107
01:14:04,433 --> 01:14:09,666
Page 1 48. Uh, "I'll forgive you your
past if you'll forgive me mine."
1108
01:14:09,738 --> 01:14:12,138
It seems all his
best lines were yours.
1109
01:14:16,111 --> 01:14:20,309
It's unbearable. I...
1110
01:14:20,382 --> 01:14:22,350
I can't keep pretending.
1111
01:14:26,488 --> 01:14:28,183
St...
1112
01:14:36,999 --> 01:14:37,988
[knocking]
1113
01:14:38,067 --> 01:14:41,628
- [Lilly] Dad?
- Yeah, peanut.
1114
01:14:41,704 --> 01:14:45,162
Will you come up to my room?
I wanna show you something I made.
1115
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:48,641
Um, we'll do it tomorrow.
OK, sweetie? I promise.
1116
01:14:51,246 --> 01:14:52,838
OK, Dad.
1117
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,618
[Mitch] Oh, God!
1118
01:15:00,689 --> 01:15:02,953
[Groans]
1119
01:15:06,862 --> 01:15:09,592
- Hey, what's going on?
- Shh.
1120
01:15:12,434 --> 01:15:15,631
What is complicated being here?
My singing.
1121
01:15:15,704 --> 01:15:17,695
- I shouldn't have sang.
- I know this.
1122
01:15:17,773 --> 01:15:19,297
No. It's not...
1123
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:24,278
- It was a bad song. I...
- Is she crying or laughing?
1124
01:15:28,117 --> 01:15:32,349
- Oh, no, no, no. Please.
- Please don't do it.
1125
01:15:32,421 --> 01:15:35,618
- [Mitch] Marie...
- [car starts]
1126
01:15:45,567 --> 01:15:47,398
- [Groans]
- Here he comes.
1127
01:15:47,469 --> 01:15:49,494
[Mitch] Mom!
1128
01:15:49,571 --> 01:15:53,598
Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what
to say to him. I never lost a girl.
1129
01:15:53,675 --> 01:15:56,735
- Oh, good. This is a first.
- Wow.
1130
01:15:56,812 --> 01:16:00,077
OK. Oh, uh, oh, yeah,
I'll follow through with these.
1131
01:16:00,149 --> 01:16:02,014
[Indistinct chatter]
1132
01:16:04,253 --> 01:16:06,414
Please stop trying to act normal.
1133
01:16:15,097 --> 01:16:17,657
Said I was a great guy.
1134
01:16:17,733 --> 01:16:20,930
She said she loved me a lot.
1135
01:16:21,003 --> 01:16:24,461
And then she said...
1136
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:27,338
...we should both go find
our own true soul mates.
1137
01:16:27,409 --> 01:16:29,900
I'm so confused. I don't
really know what happened
1138
01:16:29,978 --> 01:16:33,436
from yesterday to today
that made this happen.
1139
01:16:33,515 --> 01:16:37,110
There has to be something.
You know, some reason she...
1140
01:16:37,186 --> 01:16:40,178
- Why are you looking at me?
- Not looking at you.
1141
01:16:40,255 --> 01:16:44,419
He's looking into the vast void that is
his future. You just happen to be there.
1142
01:16:44,493 --> 01:16:47,291
- [Laughter]
- Danny, do you have anything to add?
1143
01:16:47,362 --> 01:16:49,728
Yeah, what does the expert
have to say? Come on.
1144
01:16:49,798 --> 01:16:53,734
- Uh... [sighs]
- [Nana] Honey, the hard truth is
1145
01:16:53,802 --> 01:16:55,770
we all liked her a lot.
1146
01:16:55,838 --> 01:17:00,673
- Yeah, we really did.
- [Groans]
1147
01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:03,575
This isn't helping. No.
1148
01:17:03,645 --> 01:17:07,274
[Sighs] Could somebody think
of something fun to do?
1149
01:17:07,349 --> 01:17:09,749
OK, OK, um... OK, OK.
1150
01:17:09,818 --> 01:17:12,048
Part of the Rat Pack!
Singer. Um, um...
1151
01:17:12,121 --> 01:17:15,887
- Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr!
- [Shouting]
1152
01:17:17,192 --> 01:17:19,490
Yes!
1153
01:17:19,561 --> 01:17:21,722
Your turn, buddy.
Come on. Let's do it.
1154
01:17:21,797 --> 01:17:24,265
[Cell phone rings]
1155
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:26,267
[Mitch] OK.
1156
01:17:26,335 --> 01:17:27,734
Go!
1157
01:17:27,803 --> 01:17:30,863
- This is a, uh, gift...
- Hi, Jordy.
1158
01:17:30,939 --> 01:17:32,930
- [Marie] You can't talk.
- No, but go on.
1159
01:17:33,008 --> 01:17:35,704
- I had to leave.
- I know.
1160
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:39,372
- Ben Franklin!
- But the truth is, um...
1161
01:17:39,448 --> 01:17:41,643
- Yes?
- ... I didn't get very far.
1162
01:17:41,717 --> 01:17:44,686
Beautiful smile, lovely eyes,
one-of-a-kind woman.
1163
01:17:44,753 --> 01:17:47,347
- Marie!
- Yes.
1164
01:17:47,422 --> 01:17:50,687
Oh, honey, don't,
don't, don't...
1165
01:17:56,665 --> 01:17:59,691
- [Lilly] Dad?
- Hey, you.
1166
01:17:59,768 --> 01:18:04,501
- Can I show you what I made?
- First thing when I get back, OK?
1167
01:18:04,573 --> 01:18:06,632
[Lilly] OK.
1168
01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:08,938
[Acoustic guitar playing]
1169
01:18:19,621 --> 01:18:22,112
- You again.
- Nice to see you, officer.
1170
01:18:22,191 --> 01:18:24,682
- How are you today?
- You know why I pulled you over?
1171
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:29,527
I sure do. I know what I was
doing and I know it's all wrong.
1172
01:18:29,598 --> 01:18:32,897
- This is gonna cost you.
- Put it on my tab.
1173
01:18:32,968 --> 01:18:36,836
- What was that?
- Put it on my tab.
1174
01:18:36,905 --> 01:18:37,997
[Chuckles]
1175
01:19:05,133 --> 01:19:09,297
[Laughs] What are we doing?
1176
01:19:10,505 --> 01:19:12,666
- It may be wrong.
- Yes.
1177
01:19:12,741 --> 01:19:16,233
But there's a certain rightness
to our wrongness, I think.
1178
01:19:16,311 --> 01:19:18,779
I think, um,
we've got to think.
1179
01:19:18,847 --> 01:19:21,441
I mean, your girls,
and how do we?
1180
01:19:21,516 --> 01:19:23,313
They're extraordinary and...
1181
01:19:26,788 --> 01:19:32,249
- What?
- I think this is all premature.
1182
01:19:36,298 --> 01:19:39,199
You do?
1183
01:19:41,737 --> 01:19:44,171
We don't even know
if you can bowl.
1184
01:19:49,578 --> 01:19:51,512
[Laughs]
1185
01:20:02,024 --> 01:20:04,356
All right. No, don't! Wait.
1186
01:20:04,426 --> 01:20:05,984
Wait. No, no.
You have to line up.
1187
01:20:06,061 --> 01:20:07,392
- Leave me alone!
- Line up.
1188
01:20:07,462 --> 01:20:09,930
- Come on.
- You come on. All right.
1189
01:20:09,998 --> 01:20:12,228
I'm just watching you.
I'm not...
1190
01:20:12,301 --> 01:20:15,270
- Ready?
- Woo!
1191
01:20:15,337 --> 01:20:19,273
- [Music plays]
- Oh! Thank you.
1192
01:20:20,409 --> 01:20:22,240
- That's...
- [laughs]
1193
01:20:22,311 --> 01:20:25,803
I liked that. That was a terrible shot,
but I loved this at the end.
1194
01:20:25,881 --> 01:20:28,679
Oh, I wouldn't go yet.
1195
01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:30,980
[* Sondre Lerche
and Regina Spektor: Hell No]
1196
01:20:31,053 --> 01:20:35,183
- [Pins crashing]
- Not bad. That's good.
1197
01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:44,025
You're gonna break your arm like that.
1198
01:20:44,099 --> 01:20:47,591
Oh! [laughs]
1199
01:20:47,669 --> 01:20:50,035
No, no. Don't do it.
1200
01:20:50,105 --> 01:20:52,437
[Humming]
1201
01:20:55,977 --> 01:20:58,537
Oh, come on,
come on, come on!
1202
01:20:58,613 --> 01:21:01,104
- Yay!
- Let's go at the same time.
1203
01:21:01,183 --> 01:21:03,174
One, two, three.
1204
01:21:07,356 --> 01:21:10,985
[Shouts, laughs]
1205
01:21:29,244 --> 01:21:31,337
[Lilly] Dad?
1206
01:21:31,413 --> 01:21:33,506
Oh, my God.
Dad, what are you doing?
1207
01:21:33,582 --> 01:21:35,880
- Oh...
- [Mitch] What the hell? Marie?
1208
01:21:35,951 --> 01:21:37,816
- Hey.
- What the hell's going on?
1209
01:21:37,886 --> 01:21:40,013
- We'll go.
- They were just kissing.
1210
01:21:40,088 --> 01:21:42,750
- [Indistinct chatter]
- I can explain.
1211
01:21:44,259 --> 01:21:46,250
- You two broke up, right?
- Two hours ago.
1212
01:21:46,328 --> 01:21:49,456
- We broke up two hours ago.
- I know, I know, I know.
1213
01:21:49,531 --> 01:21:51,021
I thought that you left.
1214
01:21:51,099 --> 01:21:54,694
She did. She left, but she
just didn't get very far.
1215
01:21:54,770 --> 01:21:57,238
- What?
- I can explain this.
1216
01:21:57,305 --> 01:21:59,569
- Yeah, let him explain.
- OK.
1217
01:21:59,641 --> 01:22:04,669
Remember the woman at
the bookstore? Here she is.
1218
01:22:06,615 --> 01:22:08,708
You told me to go after her,
and I didn't.
1219
01:22:08,784 --> 01:22:10,547
It wasn't planned, Mitch.
1220
01:22:10,619 --> 01:22:14,715
I know how this looks. But,
Mitch, I also know how it feels.
1221
01:22:14,790 --> 01:22:16,758
How does this feel,
you son of a bitch?
1222
01:22:16,825 --> 01:22:18,793
- Oh, my God!
- [Shouting]
1223
01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:21,192
- What happened?
- I'm so sorry.
1224
01:22:21,263 --> 01:22:23,697
Everybody, take it easy.
You're not helping.
1225
01:22:23,765 --> 01:22:26,393
- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.
1226
01:22:26,468 --> 01:22:29,995
[Nana] Oh, darling.
Get some ice. Oh!
1227
01:22:30,071 --> 01:22:33,097
- [Howard] Dan, you all right? You OK?
- Marie!
1228
01:22:33,175 --> 01:22:35,973
No, don't go!
1229
01:22:36,044 --> 01:22:38,672
I don't know what we were thinking.
1230
01:22:40,649 --> 01:22:42,014
I'm sorry.
1231
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:45,382
- [Car starts]
- Don't go.
1232
01:22:50,025 --> 01:22:51,890
Dad? Get...
1233
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:54,258
- Dad, wait!
- [Car starts]
1234
01:22:54,329 --> 01:22:58,732
- What are you doing? Dad!
- [Crashing]
1235
01:23:09,411 --> 01:23:12,642
All right, this is your summons
for your court appearance.
1236
01:23:12,714 --> 01:23:15,979
One last thing. You need
to surrender your license.
1237
01:23:22,524 --> 01:23:24,253
[Laughs]
1238
01:23:30,532 --> 01:23:32,397
You have guests.
1239
01:23:35,737 --> 01:23:38,433
- Oh! Speak of the devil. Hi.
- Hi.
1240
01:23:38,507 --> 01:23:41,635
Cindy Lamson. Editor of special
features, Lamson Newspaper Group.
1241
01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:43,473
- Hi.
- Jim Lamson, publisher.
1242
01:23:43,545 --> 01:23:45,342
- Nice to meet you.
- Yes.
1243
01:23:45,413 --> 01:23:48,541
We've been sitting here
chatting with your family.
1244
01:23:48,617 --> 01:23:52,383
We've especially enjoyed the pleasure
of meeting your lovely daughters.
1245
01:23:52,454 --> 01:23:54,285
- Oh.
- Hot cider?
1246
01:23:54,356 --> 01:23:57,382
Thank you. That looks...
Thank you very much.
1247
01:23:57,459 --> 01:23:59,859
Looks great. Thanks.
1248
01:24:01,296 --> 01:24:03,924
Father? Hot cider?
1249
01:24:03,999 --> 01:24:05,990
Not only are you a murderer of love,
1250
01:24:06,067 --> 01:24:08,058
but you're the worst parent ever.
1251
01:24:09,571 --> 01:24:11,971
- [Laughs]
- Sweet.
1252
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:15,009
Well, um, as you probably know,
1253
01:24:15,076 --> 01:24:17,374
we have met with
two other candidates,
1254
01:24:17,445 --> 01:24:19,504
but my father and I are confident
1255
01:24:19,581 --> 01:24:22,106
that we have saved
the best for last.
1256
01:24:24,286 --> 01:24:26,083
Uh, girls.
You can leave if you like.
1257
01:24:26,154 --> 01:24:29,248
Oh. If it's all right,
perhaps they should stay.
1258
01:24:29,324 --> 01:24:31,349
We like to keep the family involved.
1259
01:24:31,426 --> 01:24:35,522
Well, Dan, here, he knows all about
keeping things in the family.
1260
01:24:35,597 --> 01:24:38,191
- Don't you, Dan?
- That's why we're so drawn to you.
1261
01:24:38,266 --> 01:24:41,133
What you represent in your column,
your moral values.
1262
01:24:41,202 --> 01:24:44,763
[Jim] The personal characteristics that
are reflected in your writing,
1263
01:24:44,839 --> 01:24:47,865
- Very impressive.
- [Cindy] Honesty, trustworthiness...
1264
01:24:47,943 --> 01:24:50,070
[Jim] And we have
great plans for you, Dan.
1265
01:24:50,145 --> 01:24:54,582
What we try to do is what you
keep telling your readers to do.
1266
01:24:54,649 --> 01:24:57,709
- What's that?
- Put family first.
1267
01:24:57,786 --> 01:25:01,017
OK. OK. Here's the thing.
1268
01:25:02,691 --> 01:25:06,092
Somebody hasn't been
reading his own column.
1269
01:25:06,161 --> 01:25:10,154
I'm not sure what that means.
1270
01:25:22,043 --> 01:25:27,242
Go away. You're a liar and a hypocrite.
Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
1271
01:25:27,315 --> 01:25:28,680
How long did you know her?
1272
01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:33,278
Two moving violations and a collision?
Was that part of the plan?
1273
01:25:33,355 --> 01:25:35,983
Worst of all, you blew off Lilly.
1274
01:25:36,057 --> 01:25:38,890
She's been wanting to show you
something she made for you.
1275
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,190
But you never showed up.
1276
01:27:10,251 --> 01:27:12,185
Hm.
1277
01:27:14,489 --> 01:27:16,753
- I really messed up.
- No, you didn't.
1278
01:27:16,825 --> 01:27:20,090
Yeah, I did, Mom.
What I did to Lilly.
1279
01:27:20,161 --> 01:27:22,925
- Don't forget Mitch.
- Oh, John.
1280
01:27:22,997 --> 01:27:25,329
And those newspaper people.
1281
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:28,369
Admittedly, not a good day
for you, honey.
1282
01:27:28,436 --> 01:27:32,429
[Sighs] If I just stay focused
on being their dad...
1283
01:27:32,507 --> 01:27:35,738
Oh, please.
You know, love is messy.
1284
01:27:35,810 --> 01:27:39,769
I should know better.
I hurt my kids.
1285
01:27:39,848 --> 01:27:41,873
Go un-hurt them.
1286
01:27:41,950 --> 01:27:46,284
- Honey, you've made some mistakes.
- Many, so many.
1287
01:27:46,354 --> 01:27:49,221
Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
1288
01:27:53,027 --> 01:27:55,689
Can somebody get me another box,
please?
1289
01:27:55,764 --> 01:27:58,198
[Eileen] Yep, yep. Coming.
1290
01:28:00,201 --> 01:28:01,634
Mitch.
1291
01:28:03,471 --> 01:28:04,904
Mitch, I...
1292
01:28:09,511 --> 01:28:11,672
If it was anybody else...
1293
01:28:12,347 --> 01:28:15,043
I am so...
1294
01:28:15,116 --> 01:28:17,107
[horn honks]
1295
01:28:17,185 --> 01:28:19,745
Hold that thought.
1296
01:28:25,393 --> 01:28:27,918
- Hey, beautiful.
- [Giggles]
1297
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:39,140
[Knocking]
1298
01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:41,040
[Knocking]
1299
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:51,619
Girls, I'd like to talk
to Lilly alone, if I could.
1300
01:29:02,997 --> 01:29:04,794
OK, then. All of you.
1301
01:29:15,443 --> 01:29:17,707
I know I messed up.
Big time.
1302
01:29:17,779 --> 01:29:19,644
- Yep.
- Yes, you did.
1303
01:29:19,714 --> 01:29:23,480
Now, your mom...
1304
01:29:25,653 --> 01:29:27,280
I miss your mom.
1305
01:29:27,355 --> 01:29:30,256
All the time and I always will.
1306
01:29:30,325 --> 01:29:34,625
- Mom's gone.
- Aw, honey. I see her every day.
1307
01:29:34,696 --> 01:29:37,324
I see her in your goodness, Jane.
1308
01:29:37,398 --> 01:29:41,095
And, Cara, your passion.
1309
01:29:41,169 --> 01:29:45,071
And, Lilly, you have her eyes.
1310
01:29:45,139 --> 01:29:46,834
And her smile.
1311
01:29:49,043 --> 01:29:51,068
So here's what I'm going to do:
1312
01:29:51,145 --> 01:29:54,581
I am grounding myself for life.
1313
01:29:54,649 --> 01:29:58,312
I'm sticking with you.
I am going to be with you...
1314
01:29:58,386 --> 01:30:02,982
- You're with us every day.
- I'm not going anywhere.
1315
01:30:03,057 --> 01:30:06,720
See, I got a little confused with Marie,
1316
01:30:06,794 --> 01:30:10,992
but that is over. OK?
1317
01:30:11,065 --> 01:30:15,001
I kinda lost my head.
1318
01:30:15,069 --> 01:30:19,403
Got a little stupid because I love her.
1319
01:30:19,474 --> 01:30:24,138
That's... That's not...
1320
01:30:24,212 --> 01:30:26,612
I don't love her.
And that's not what I meant.
1321
01:30:26,681 --> 01:30:29,445
I mean, how could I love her?
I've only known her...
1322
01:30:29,517 --> 01:30:33,009
- Three days.
- [Laughs] Yeah.
1323
01:30:33,087 --> 01:30:36,750
And how can you know in three days?
1324
01:30:40,795 --> 01:30:42,194
I don't know.
1325
01:30:42,263 --> 01:30:45,994
Yes, I do. I love her.
1326
01:30:46,067 --> 01:30:48,160
I love her. I love her.
1327
01:30:48,236 --> 01:30:52,172
I love her. I love...
1328
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:53,764
I love her.
1329
01:30:57,078 --> 01:30:58,739
Then go get her.
1330
01:31:00,682 --> 01:31:02,912
We so prefer her to you.
1331
01:31:12,894 --> 01:31:14,020
Go.
1332
01:31:18,032 --> 01:31:20,091
- [Whispers] Now.
- Oh.
1333
01:31:28,543 --> 01:31:31,034
Honey. Honey. For the road.
1334
01:31:40,621 --> 01:31:42,612
- What is it?
- I can't do it.
1335
01:31:42,690 --> 01:31:44,851
- You must.
- I don't have a license.
1336
01:32:02,377 --> 01:32:05,540
I'm pretty good with maps.
1337
01:32:05,613 --> 01:32:10,482
This is so queer.
But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
1338
01:32:22,030 --> 01:32:24,294
[Dan] Dear readers,
for most of you,
1339
01:32:24,365 --> 01:32:27,766
this is my first
column in your paper.
1340
01:32:27,835 --> 01:32:30,463
In the future, I will be
answering your questions,
1341
01:32:30,538 --> 01:32:34,133
but today, I wanna break from
my usual format and talk to you
1342
01:32:34,208 --> 01:32:37,234
about the subject of plans.
1343
01:32:37,311 --> 01:32:41,270
Not so much my plan for this column,
more like life plans.
1344
01:32:41,349 --> 01:32:42,976
How we all make them.
1345
01:32:43,051 --> 01:32:48,182
And how we hope that our kids make
good, smart, safe plans of their own.
1346
01:32:48,256 --> 01:32:51,589
But if we're really
honest with ourselves,
1347
01:32:51,659 --> 01:32:56,028
most of the time our plans
don't work out as we'd hoped.
1348
01:33:00,701 --> 01:33:02,896
So instead of asking our young people,
1349
01:33:02,970 --> 01:33:06,929
"What are your plans? What do
you plan to do with your life?"
1350
01:33:07,008 --> 01:33:12,344
Maybe we should tell them this:
Plan to be surprised.
1351
01:33:14,082 --> 01:33:16,949
[* Sondre Lerche and
Lillian Samdal: Modern Nature]
1352
01:33:22,090 --> 01:33:24,183
[Applause]
1353
01:34:03,764 --> 01:34:06,460
[Laughter]
1354
01:34:18,746 --> 01:34:20,737
[Laughing]
1355
01:34:33,761 --> 01:34:35,820
It's falling out.
1356
01:37:49,023 --> 01:37:50,547
[Man] And that's it.