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Okay, my turn, my turn.
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- Umm, I got one.
- Great.
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Can you make it a little
more challenging this time?
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Okay.
Check this out.
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I spy... with my little eye...
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something yellow...
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and round, and...
it eats dots.
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- Seriously, Ralph?
- Yeah, seriously.
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You're never gonna get it.
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Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.
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No... that's not ob...
Why is it obvious?
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Name one other thing in this whole arcade
that is yellow and round and eats dots.
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I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man. Boom!
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- I accept your apology.
- Yeah, you're right, okay.
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- But, was it Pac-Man?
- Yeah. You got me.
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Alright.
Riddle me this,
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do you or do you not
think that Zangief waxes?
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No way, look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti!
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I dunno. I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest
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I might agree, but look at
those two very specific
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tufts of shoe hair
poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen, Ralph.
That is a choice.
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You're totally right, kid!
He's baby smooth everywhere else!
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- I rest my case.
- My mind is blown.
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Let's go get a root beer.
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Ok, let's see what you got, kid.
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Ooh, nice one!
Okay, I think I got one in the chamber.
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- Eww! Gross!
- Thank you.
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- Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
- Doesn't that game have a virus?
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No, I'm sure they've fixed it.
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- I'm gonna beat my speed record!
- Hey! Wait for me!
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- Ralph?
- Yeah?
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- I don't think they fixed the game.
- Uh, no.
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Help!
Hey, Tron?
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Anyone! Help!
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Do you realize we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones
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floating around like we are just
tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature of
our existence make you wonder
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if there is more to life than this?
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Why would I wonder if there is more to
life when the life I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure, it doesn't
look so hot on paper,
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I'm just a bad guy from
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some old video game who
wrecks a building.
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Yeah, and for 27 years I was a
total zero without any friends.
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But now I got a best
friend who just happens
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to be the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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- Aw, thanks, Ralph.
- Watch this.
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Home run!
Alright, let's go watch the sunrise.
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Are you really saying
that there is not
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one single solitary
thing about your life
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- that you would change?
- No. Think about it.
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You and me get to goof
off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put on the hours,
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then the arcade closes and we
get to do it all over again!
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario
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would be not having to go to work.
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Other than that,
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Hey, where'd the sunrise go?
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Alright. Let's get
you plugged in.
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That's a plug in alert!
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Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game
in forever! Let's go see what it is!
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Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix!
Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's
gonna be a new pinball machine.
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What do you think, ladylove?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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Kids love those things.
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Please be a racing game, please be a
racing game, please be a racing game.
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Whiffy? Or Wifey?
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Well, it's either whiffleball
or an arranged marriage game.
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- It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet
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which is an online community
where human beings go to shop,
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- play games, and socialize.
- Ooh, fun!
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Oh no, it is not!
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That sign right there says "Wi-Fi",
what it should say is "Die-Fi".
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That's a little humor there but seriously,
the Internet is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different, and
therefore we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get
to work. The arcade's about to open.
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Figures! Finally get
something new plugged in
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and we're not even
allowed to go in there!
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- Totally not fair!
- A new racing game would've been cool.
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- Something wrong with your game?
- No, no.
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It's just every bonus levels been
unlocked, I know every shortcut.
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- Man, I'd kill for even just a new track!
- New track?
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- You already got, like, three choices.
- Yeah, I know,
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but don't you ever wish
something new and different
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- would happen in your game?
- Nope.
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Really?
Well, agree to disagree.
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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no, it's just a fancy way to say
we don't have to argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't want to argue!
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Relax. Stop making it
a thing, go to work.
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- I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel.
- Alright.
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She wants a new track?
I'll give her a new track!
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C'mon, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swatti!
She's got the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch!
I love her!
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Drivers, start your engines!
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You're gonna lose today, princess.
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Well, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta.
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I'd rather you'd just think
of me as plain old Vanellope,
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the racer who is about
to kick your butt.
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3, 2, 1, go!
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- Right on cue.
- Yeah. I love it when she glitches!
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Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep.
Oh, fun, I'm winning.
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She's gonna love this.
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Right on time!
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What?
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Looking for something
new, and different?
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Then take this track!
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Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun!
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I'd say I got a little
time for a detour!
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Hey, look! I think I
unlocked a new track!
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Never seen that before.
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This is awesome!
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- Thanks, Ralph!
- You're welcome!
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Get back up on the track, Swatti!
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- You're going to lose!
- I can't! It's like it's driving itself!
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What is wrong with this thing?
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Oh, no!
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Ralph!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?
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What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty as
your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute. You took
a serious doody where?
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Vanellope, get up here!
We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working and
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- I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard.
- Oh!
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- I'm really sorry.
- Oh, it's okay, Swatti.
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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easily.
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- What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing!
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Leave him alone, he's
just trying to
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- make the game more exciting.
- Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta?
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- Litwak will fix it.
- Alright.
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- Oh!
- Okay. It's still not a problem.
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He'll just order a new part.
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Well, I ordered the new part
but the company
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that made Sugar Rush went
out of business years ago.
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I could try to find
them on the internet.
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- Oh, good idea!
- Yeah, me too!
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Good luck. You're only gonna
be finding a needle in a...
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- I got one! On eBay!
- Really? How about that?
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See? Those kids have
it under control. They're
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just gonna get another
wheel from the eBoy.
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Are you kidding me?
How much?
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That's more than this
game makes in a year!
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I hate to say it but my salvage
guys are coming on Friday.
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It might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
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Where's he going?
He's...
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- Litwak's gonna unplug the game!
- Go! Go, go, go!
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Gang way!
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What are you people doing out
your game, for Pete's sake?
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- The arcade is open!
- Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!
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- We're homeless!
- Yeah, we're homeless!
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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Calm down! Calm down.
Get a hold of yourself.
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Unplugging.
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Good Lord, I haven't seen this
many game-less characters
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since Space Invaders went down.
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Where are we gonna live?
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You can stay here until the
arcade closes, I guess,
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and then we'll figure out where
the heck we're gonna put you all.
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Okay. Here we go.
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I raided Gene's fridge.
Good news, he's got pie.
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I took a bunch of his
pillows and junk too. I'm
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thinking we make a fort out here.
Or like a yurt.
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Or, we could take these
pillows and stack
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them right and we can make
an igloo out of pillows
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like a pillow igloo, pigloo!
Pigloo!
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So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt,
or the obvious best choice, pigloo?
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I can't believe I don't
have a game anymore.
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I mean, like what am I gonna do all day?
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What? Come on, are you kidding?
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You sleep in, you do no work, and you
go to Tappers with me every night.
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- I've literally just described paradise.
- But I loved my game.
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Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching
about the tracks being too easy!
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But that doesn't mean I didn't love it!
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Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable,
but, still, I never really knew
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what might happen in a race.
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And it's that, it's that feeling, that
"not knowing what's coming next" feeling.
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That's the stuff.
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It feels like life to me.
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If I'm not a racer,
Ralph, what am I?
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- My best friend.
- It's not enough.
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- Hey...
- No, I just...
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I'm sorry.
I know I'm being weird.
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I think that maybe I just
need to be alone right now.
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Okay.
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I'll meet you over at Tappers
in a little while, I guess.
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Alright, now, we've found some good
homes for so many of our chums
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from Sugar Rush, and we're
just hoping a few more of you
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will open your doors and your
hearts to those in need.
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I suppose that large green olive
will fit in nicely with my decor.
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I'm a sour ball.
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Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can't they?
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Come along, condiment.
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Mmmkay.
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Marvelous! That just
leaves the racers.
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- We're like, adorable.
- You sure are!
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So, any takers?
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Anyone?
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Felix. I know we've
never once talked
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- about having a family before, but...
- I know!
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It feels like the kind
of thing you just jump
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into with both feet,
and then made a plan!
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Felix and I will
give them sanctuary!
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Can I get a quick
word with you two?
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Look, I get it, you've
been married for 6 years,
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you're looking to
spice things up.
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But, trust me, adopting 15 children
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is the wrong kind of spice.
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- Those things are basically feral.
- Pardon me, sir,
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but those youngsters are lambs!
Lost little lambs
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- in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
- That's right.
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Besides, how hard
can parenting be?
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You treat the child like your best friend,
you give them everything they want
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and you just love
their little socks off!
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- Right, Tammy?
- Darn tootin'.
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00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:23,242
Hey, mom! Why does your lame
TV only have 1 channel?
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Well? Hate to say I told you...
Ow!
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- Hey, Tapper?
- No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope.
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Not since the last time you
asked me 30 seconds ago!
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Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.
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She's glitching like crazy and
acting super insecure and
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Oh, get this. She said being friends
with me wasn't enough for her.
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Not enough? I'm a great friend!
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- Right, Tapper? Right?
- I'm sorry, who's acting insecure?
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00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:07,261
Ralph, come on. The kid just
lost her game. Give her a break.
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There you ar...
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00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:12,333
- Hey, Ralph.
- Hey, Felix.
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00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:15,305
- Since when do you drink root beer?
- Since tonight.
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00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,472
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
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00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:20,409
Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be
for Vanellope. I guess you can have it.
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00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,379
- Doesn't look like she's coming.
- Thanks.
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00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:26,439
You know, I can't help but
think this whole mess is
239
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,214
somehow, partially my fault.
240
00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:34,384
- It figures. Just when my life was perfect.
- Mine was too!
241
00:15:34,424 --> 00:15:38,258
But, hey!
Now I'm a father of 15!
242
00:15:38,262 --> 00:15:40,737
Isn't that just a blessing?
243
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,948
Wait a minute.
What did you just say, Felix?
244
00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:53,534
- Isn't that just a blessing?
- No, that weird sound thing.
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00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,280
Yeah!
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00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:59,431
Say it again.
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00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:03,701
Say it again!
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00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,450
- EBoy?
- Yeah!
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00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,526
What are you getting
at there, Ralph?
250
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:14,463
That kid out in the arcade said there was
a steering wheel part in the internet
251
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:19,367
in something called eBoy or...
eBay! That's it, it was eBay!
252
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,236
Ralph, are you thinking
about going to the internet
253
00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:23,339
and fiding that part?
254
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,474
Getting that part's the only
thing that's gonna fix the game
255
00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:28,342
and that's the only thing that's
gonna make Vanellope happy again.
256
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:32,338
And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those
lovable scamps living in my house
257
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:36,478
and destroying my sanity will
have homes of their own again!
258
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:40,354
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!
259
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,491
- I will cover for you.
- Thanks, pal!
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00:16:42,492 --> 00:16:45,461
Ralph, what about your tab?
You're only here for the root beer.
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00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,522
Felix is gonna cover for me!
Drinks on the house, everybody!
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00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,711
Felix is paying!
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00:17:02,746 --> 00:17:04,747
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
264
00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,897
Start churning butter and
put on your church shoes,
265
00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:10,768
little sister, cause we're
about to blast off!
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00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,355
What are you even talking about?
267
00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,425
- Oh. We're going to the internet.
- What?!
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00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,361
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
269
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:19,363
No way!
270
00:17:19,364 --> 00:17:20,529
Yeah, I probably should have just
said we're going to the internet.
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00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:23,431
- We're going to the internet!
- Yeah, we are!
272
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,402
Surge! Are we glad to see you!
273
00:17:26,403 --> 00:17:29,463
We want to report some
malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole.
274
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:33,432
Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing
a real donnybrook over there!
275
00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:36,275
Oh, heck no, not on my watch!
276
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:38,463
Appreciate the tip.
277
00:17:41,485 --> 00:17:44,683
So, all we gotta do is
find this eBoy place.
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00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,422
- eBay.
- Right, eBay.
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00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:48,471
So we go over there, get
the steering wheel,
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00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,393
have it delivered to
Litwak before Friday,
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00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:53,329
he'll fix your game, everything
goes back to the way it was!
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00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,530
Happily ever after!
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00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,370
This is a shockingly
sound, well thought-out
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00:17:57,371 --> 00:18:01,237
- idea for you, Ralph, no offense.
- I know, and none taken.
285
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:07,221
Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy
and girls, I give you the internet!
286
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,513
Huh.
287
00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:15,247
The internet is not nearly as
impressive as how Sonic described it.
288
00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:17,386
Yeah.
I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed.
289
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,379
- Where do you think they keep their eBay?
- Beats me.
290
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,292
- Hello? Anybody here?
- Anyone, hello?
291
00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:27,490
- We're looking for eBay!
- You hear that, kid?
292
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,364
Sweet echo!
Check this out.
293
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,273
Okay. Connect to network.
294
00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:45,482
Bingo. Password is "highscore",
with a zero instead of O.
295
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:50,351
Yes, and we are online.
296
00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:02,812
Ralph, look!
297
00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,671
That's a gremlin! Stay
away, it's a gremlin!
298
00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:13,454
It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak!
299
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,314
- Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him!
- Hey, wait for me!
300
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,500
Kid, come back! Wait!
301
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,905
Vanellope!
302
00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:53,315
Kid!
303
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:57,252
- Ralph, isn't this great?
- No, it is not!
304
00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:42,865
Sweet mother of monkey milk!
305
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,833
Kid, I don't think we're
in Litwak's anymore.
306
00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:51,864
We certainly are not, friendo.
We are in the internet!
307
00:20:51,908 --> 00:20:54,058
Come on, Ralph!
308
00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:04,879
Holy cow! Look at
all this stuff!
309
00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:09,814
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
310
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,856
But it's so big. It goes
on forever and ever.
311
00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:18,766
How are we possibly gonna find
eBay out there, Ralph?
312
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,827
Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm
sure there's someone out here
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00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:23,805
who could give us directions.
314
00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:24,940
Look at there, at that guy!
315
00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:27,008
He's got one of those hats
that smart people wear.
316
00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:29,000
I bet he could help us. Come on!
317
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,624
Welcome back to the searchbar, madam.
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00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:33,525
I hope you are able to find a
satisfactory breakfast burrito
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00:21:33,549 --> 00:21:36,249
based upon the search results
I have provided this morning.
320
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,096
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
321
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,620
Where can I find ballet...
322
00:21:41,621 --> 00:21:43,746
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico? Ba...
323
00:21:43,747 --> 00:21:45,670
Tights.
Girl, size small.
324
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,871
Oh, little madam is
trying ballet now, I see.
325
00:21:48,895 --> 00:21:51,545
I hope this last longer
than the soccer phase.
326
00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:57,210
I found 23 million results
for ballet tights,
327
00:21:57,235 --> 00:22:00,161
girl, size small.
Isn't that interesting!
328
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,985
Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com".
329
00:22:04,809 --> 00:22:07,701
They never say "thank you".
Oh, hello, sir.
330
00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:10,711
Interesting, you don't seem
to have a search history.
331
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:11,950
Well, let's start one for you.
332
00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,885
- What can KnowsMore help you find today?
- Umm...
333
00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:15,820
- Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman?
- No.
334
00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:18,722
Noah's Ark? No Doubt?
Nordstrom Rack?
335
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,072
- Err...
- Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters?
336
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,243
Urkel, played by Jaleel White?
337
00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:25,516
Looks like no-one put Humpty
Dumpty together again.
338
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,029
This guy's a little soft-boiled.
339
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,022
I'm pretty sure he's just trying
to guess what you're gonna say.
340
00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:34,026
Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's
a touch aggressive, today.
341
00:22:34,037 --> 00:22:35,872
Let me try.
342
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,382
eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
343
00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:43,045
Oh. I only found one result for your query!
344
00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:45,521
Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
345
00:22:46,049 --> 00:22:49,917
- What? How did you...?
- Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
346
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,822
- Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
- Well, you're welcome.
347
00:23:32,029 --> 00:23:35,931
Guess we know where to go if we
ever need a pair of goggles.
348
00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,934
There's a whole
building full of 'em!
349
00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:40,546
Look, there it is! eBay!
350
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,071
Ralph, we're really gonna do it.
We're actually gonna save my game!
351
00:23:51,114 --> 00:23:54,845
Told you not to worry. We just
gotta keep our eyes on the prize
352
00:23:54,885 --> 00:23:56,085
and stay focused.
353
00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,120
Get rid of belly fat using
this one weird trick!
354
00:23:58,121 --> 00:24:00,322
I love weird tricks!
355
00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:02,324
Sassy housewives
want to meet you!
356
00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:04,393
- Congratulations, you're a winner!
- Really?
357
00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:05,996
These 10 child stars went to prison!
358
00:24:05,997 --> 00:24:08,264
- Number 6 will amaze you!
- That sounds interesting.
359
00:24:08,265 --> 00:24:11,325
Want to get rich playing video games?
Click here to find out how!
360
00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:14,235
- Ralph, come on!
- There's a lot of cool stuff here!
361
00:24:14,237 --> 00:24:16,372
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother!
362
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,240
How about you, lady?
Want to get rich playing video games?
363
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,314
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up,
364
00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:29,308
a black velvet painting of a sorrowful
kitten, bidding starts at 49.99...
365
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,387
The beaver, the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
366
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:35,381
...19367, a gently
used artificial hip.
367
00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:43,198
...going once, going
twice, and sold!
368
00:24:43,199 --> 00:24:45,434
A tortilla chip shaped like
international superstar, Beyonce
369
00:24:45,435 --> 00:24:48,404
- Knowles for 400.
- Yay! So happy!
370
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:51,238
Are you understanding
how this game works?
371
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,243
I think all you have
to do is, like, yell out
372
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:56,178
the biggest number and
then you win this stuff?
373
00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:58,347
And I thought Q*bert's
game was weird.
374
00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:02,216
Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could
tell where they keep their steering wheels.
375
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:06,328
There's a bunch of, like,
sports member-abilia,
376
00:25:06,353 --> 00:25:09,215
big baby clothes
called lingerie?
377
00:25:09,225 --> 00:25:10,426
Go to the right.
Move right.
378
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:13,362
Oh, there's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk.
379
00:25:13,363 --> 00:25:15,431
Oh, there it is! There
it is, I see it!
380
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,898
There's someone else trying to win it!
Come on, hurry, let's go!
381
00:25:18,902 --> 00:25:21,671
We got 275, and with 30
seconds left in the auction,
382
00:25:21,672 --> 00:25:24,800
- we have 275.
- Get out of the way!
383
00:25:24,842 --> 00:25:26,418
- I'll give you three...
- I got 3. Can you
384
00:25:26,419 --> 00:25:27,877
give a 305? 305?
Can you give a 3-5?
385
00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:28,619
305.
386
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,780
- 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310.
- 310.
387
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,648
- 315.
- 320!
388
00:25:32,649 --> 00:25:34,851
- 325.
- Oh, man, this guy is good!
389
00:25:34,852 --> 00:25:37,039
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing!
390
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,754
I hear 3 and a
quarter, do I hear 350?
391
00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:41,791
- 350?
- Watch this. 1,000!
392
00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:45,660
- 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000!
- Way to go, kid!
393
00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,763
- That is a huge number!
- Thank you.
394
00:25:47,764 --> 00:25:49,832
- Check this out. 15,000!
- 15,000?
395
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,700
Do I hear 15,500?
396
00:25:52,736 --> 00:25:54,837
- 15,500!
- 16,000!
397
00:25:54,838 --> 00:25:55,872
- 17,000!
- 18,000!
398
00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:57,807
- 20,000!
- 23,000!
399
00:25:57,808 --> 00:25:58,841
- 25,000!
- 27,000!
400
00:25:58,842 --> 00:26:00,576
27,001!
401
00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:05,680
And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot
hobo in the broken overalls!
402
00:26:05,682 --> 00:26:07,717
- Hey! That's me!
- We won!
403
00:26:07,718 --> 00:26:10,915
Congratulations! Here's your voucher
for auction item 197324579.
404
00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:13,685
Please take it to checkout for processing.
405
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:17,760
So, we are sent to ship one
Sugar Rush steering wheel
406
00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:20,688
to a Litwak's Family Fun Land
in Los Alamitios, California?
407
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,664
Yeah.
408
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:24,759
With expedited shipping, that
should arrive, Wednesday morning.
409
00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:27,793
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game!
410
00:26:27,804 --> 00:26:30,705
- We're way ahead of schedule!
- We rule!
411
00:26:30,707 --> 00:26:32,675
I'll just need a
credit card number.
412
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:36,806
- Sorry, what's a credi... a crehi car huher?
- A credit, card, number.
413
00:26:36,813 --> 00:26:38,714
Number. Right.
414
00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:40,783
- Uh, 7.
- Excuse me?
415
00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:42,351
Sorry. No, you're right.
416
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:46,345
- Ridiculous. I meant 11.
- Those aren't credit card numbers.
417
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,389
I'm pretty sure they are.
418
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:50,154
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
419
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,186
- You owe $27,001.
- Wha...?
420
00:26:53,229 --> 00:26:57,188
- Dollars? Dollars, like, money?
- Yes.
421
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,397
And if you don't have a credit card,
we also accept PayPal, Verifone,
422
00:27:00,437 --> 00:27:03,201
ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzyBucks.
423
00:27:04,307 --> 00:27:07,122
You're gonna laugh.
Okay...
424
00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:11,864
So, this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.
425
00:27:11,889 --> 00:27:13,383
Yeah. Yeah.
426
00:27:13,384 --> 00:27:16,341
I did leave my wallet at home in my
wallet room, and the door's locked.
427
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:23,181
If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will
be in violation of the unpaid item policy.
428
00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:25,227
You will forfeit the bid and
you will lose this item.
429
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,378
Next!
430
00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:31,324
Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy?
Well, I got some free advice for you.
431
00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:34,132
Don't! What a scam!
432
00:27:37,373 --> 00:27:40,206
The signs aren't even real!
433
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,348
What the heck?
434
00:27:46,349 --> 00:27:48,596
Dang, internet!
435
00:27:54,157 --> 00:27:56,325
Hey, kid, what's wrong?
436
00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:59,318
If I don't have the steering wheel, I
don't have the game! I'm game-less!
437
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:04,266
There's only one steering wheel on the
whole internet, and we blew our chance
438
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:07,327
- to get it!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down.
439
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,271
We came here to save your game
440
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,173
- and that's what we're gonna do.
- Okay.
441
00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:14,325
- Okay?
- Okay. Yeah.
442
00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:18,336
There you go.
Now, look, all we gotta do
443
00:28:18,381 --> 00:28:21,282
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moolah!
444
00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:25,118
We're video game characters, Ralph!
We don't have moolah.
445
00:28:25,154 --> 00:28:28,146
Unless you can think
of some magical way to
446
00:28:28,191 --> 00:28:30,609
get rich playing video games.
447
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,396
Wanna get rich playing video games?
448
00:28:34,397 --> 00:28:38,288
- Click right here to find out how!
- Back off, robber.
449
00:28:39,168 --> 00:28:41,403
- It's right this way.
- Dang pop-up blockers!
450
00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:44,202
- Why does everybody gotta be so mean?
- There he is!
451
00:28:44,207 --> 00:28:46,275
Oh, thank goodness you're still here!
452
00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:48,709
Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours
453
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:51,179
to make 27,001 dollars
or she loses her game!
454
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,149
Can you please tell us how to
get rich playing video games?
455
00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:55,384
You bet!
456
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,377
Come on... Click here and I'll
take you to my website!
457
00:28:58,378 --> 00:28:59,828
Oh.
458
00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:04,519
You got, uh, ample
carriage there, buster.
459
00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:06,228
- Causing a little drag.
- Sorry.
460
00:29:06,229 --> 00:29:08,850
- You're getting close to the edge.
- Huh?
461
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,025
You see... the edge!
The edge!
462
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,337
By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley.
463
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:18,398
I'd like to welcome the both
of you to the Spamley family!
464
00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:26,147
- Step into my parlor.
- This is your website?
465
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,316
I know what you're thinking.
Not to worry
466
00:29:27,317 --> 00:29:30,377
because my antivirus guy
was just as clean as a...
467
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,356
Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing.
468
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,916
Anyway, I know it's a little mess.
Hey, Gord!
469
00:29:37,393 --> 00:29:41,262
But, I do have a system here, I really do.
If I could just find that. Gord!
470
00:29:41,331 --> 00:29:42,827
Just gotta find this list.
471
00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:44,323
Oh! There you are.
472
00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:47,303
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.
473
00:29:47,338 --> 00:29:49,744
What do you...
what do you got for them, partner?
474
00:29:58,147 --> 00:29:59,381
Thank you.
475
00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:03,216
Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars.
476
00:30:03,252 --> 00:30:07,313
Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars?
477
00:30:07,357 --> 00:30:11,162
Those there are some of your more
common-place low-dollar items.
478
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,395
Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley?
479
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:17,196
You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats
480
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:20,202
from Pro League Soccer, we find those
481
00:30:20,203 --> 00:30:22,258
and bring them back here
to you, and a human
482
00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:24,439
being in the real world
will pay us 15 dollars?
483
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,174
Yes, ma'am!
484
00:30:26,175 --> 00:30:28,377
Welcome to the exciting
world of loot hunting!
485
00:30:28,378 --> 00:30:31,211
Folks go into games,
they harvest the most coveted
486
00:30:31,214 --> 00:30:33,415
items, and they sell 'em on my web site
487
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:35,417
to the highest bidder!
488
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:39,218
Okay, and here's the thing.
We need, like, a buttload of money.
489
00:30:39,222 --> 00:30:42,350
So do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
490
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,174
Gord! Gord!
491
00:30:45,328 --> 00:30:47,643
Oh, there you are.
492
00:30:48,297 --> 00:30:51,164
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
493
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:54,193
- Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya?
- Whoa!
494
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:58,206
- It's more than enough!
- Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa
495
00:30:58,241 --> 00:31:01,301
who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car
496
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,311
from a game called Slaughter Race.
497
00:31:03,312 --> 00:31:05,280
- A racing game?
- That's right.
498
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:08,341
Slaughter Race is the most popular
online racing game out there.
499
00:31:08,351 --> 00:31:11,411
- However, it's wicked dangerous.
- We ain't afraid of danger.
500
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,083
This kid is the best
racer in the whole world!
501
00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:16,278
We'll get you that
car, no problem-o.
502
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:19,179
Slaughter Race! Enter
at your own risk!
503
00:31:27,403 --> 00:31:30,270
This game is kind of amazing!
504
00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,342
The attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
505
00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:38,825
I don't think I've ever been
in a game with smog before.
506
00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:42,724
Nice kitty!
Nice kitty!
507
00:31:46,389 --> 00:31:49,187
Let's just find Shank's
car and get out of here.
508
00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:51,362
Agreed.
509
00:31:56,232 --> 00:31:58,200
- Look! There it is!
- Whoa!
510
00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:02,812
That car is gorgeous!
No wonder it's worth so much.
511
00:32:04,307 --> 00:32:08,175
Oh, shocker!
Players. They beat us to it.
512
00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:13,171
31 hours of continuous gameplay,
and we finally found Shank's car.
513
00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:18,176
- Let's jack this ride.
- Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on.
514
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:22,283
Jimmy! You're not playing that
horrible video game, are you?
515
00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:25,158
No, grandma!
I'm doing my homework!
516
00:32:25,161 --> 00:32:28,153
Okay. Like I said,
let's jack this ride.
517
00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:36,404
Well, well, well...
518
00:32:36,405 --> 00:32:41,240
While the cat goes away,
these mice try to play.
519
00:32:42,746 --> 00:32:44,246
♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪
520
00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:48,149
- Hey. I think that might be Shank.
- Listen up, mice.
521
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:51,244
Anyone who tries to
play with this cat ride
522
00:32:51,254 --> 00:32:55,122
- is gonna get got!
- You're going down, Shank.
523
00:32:55,224 --> 00:33:00,031
- Pyro. Give those punks the works.
- With pleasure.
524
00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:05,332
- End of the road!
- Gosh dang it!
525
00:33:05,334 --> 00:33:07,435
Now I gotta start all over!
526
00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,631
Ralph, maybe...
527
00:33:09,632 --> 00:33:13,522
- Wait, where are you going?
- I am scared.
528
00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,289
If we get burnt up in here, that's
it, we're dead, we're gone.
529
00:33:16,314 --> 00:33:18,430
So I think we should get
out of here right now.
530
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,940
No, wait. I have an idea.
531
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,828
- Hey, Shank?
- What's up, Pyro?
532
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:29,672
Do you reckon we're going
a bit too hard on the players?
533
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,802
Honestly, no. I don't.
534
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:38,761
Of course I have empathy for players
like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin.
535
00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:42,910
But if we just let them win,
where's the life lesson, you know?
536
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:48,392
Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean,
those players worked
537
00:33:48,468 --> 00:33:50,828
- so hard to get here.
- I hear you, Felony,
538
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,864
but imagine a game without challenges.
539
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,925
The same predictable
thing every single time?
540
00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:58,386
- Who wants that?
- Shank's right.
541
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,986
You know, I just saw a
really insightful TEDtalk,
542
00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:03,340
and I can't really remember
what the guy said,
543
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,476
it was more about how it made me feel,
544
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:11,347
but I think ultimately the point
was, I honor your choice, guys.
545
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,217
- And we honor yours, Butcher Boy.
- Thank you.
546
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,663
Hey, Shank. Did you ever
wonder what it would be like
547
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,924
- if someone actually did get your car?
- Well, I know one thing.
548
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,917
Whoever that is, will have
to be the best of the rest.
549
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,879
Hm?
550
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,767
- Good day to you, madam.
- Who are you?
551
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,862
I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise.
552
00:34:33,386 --> 00:34:37,708
And, the thing is, we've been getting
some complaints down at HQ.
553
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,310
Larry's the one who
takes the calls.
554
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:42,677
Anyways, someone told Larry that we've
been hearing a lot of gun sounds...
555
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,261
This is nice!
556
00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:52,365
Where have you been all my life?
557
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,820
- ...so I came to check on things.
- I'm sorry, who did you say you were again?
558
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,088
Oh, I'm... Larry?
559
00:34:58,089 --> 00:35:00,845
Nah, you said Larry
took the calls.
560
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:13,674
- Good job, Larry!
- Yeah! Worked like a charm!
561
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,918
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
562
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,234
And I need yours.
Sorry.
563
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,331
I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
564
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,373
This is the worst
day of my life!
565
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:36,733
It's a shame we have to leave so soon.
This game is cool!
566
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,903
Just get us out of here so we
can get this car to Spamley
567
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,345
- And get paid.
- No problem!
568
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,253
Look at this guy coming in hot.
569
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:05,886
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
570
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,345
You still have value, Butcher Boy.
571
00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:19,206
Oh, no! It's that Shank lady!
She looks upset.
572
00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,751
Ah, don't worry, I will lose her.
573
00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,185
Kid, get back on the track or
I'm gonna lose my cookies!
574
00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:37,215
There is no track! I can drive anywhere!
575
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,475
Kid, she's coming
up right behind us!
576
00:36:53,476 --> 00:36:55,277
Oh, hello!
577
00:36:55,278 --> 00:36:59,237
- I believe you have something of mine?
- Yeah, come and get it!
578
00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:16,848
This girl can drive!
579
00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:29,435
- Would you hurry up and lose her?
- I'm trying!
580
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,864
Hang on, chumbo!
581
00:37:52,301 --> 00:37:54,967
Mother of Hubbard, this
lady can really drive!
582
00:37:55,205 --> 00:37:58,301
Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire
there? That's a dead end! Dead end!
583
00:37:58,302 --> 00:37:59,308
Not for me!
584
00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:01,693
Bye-bye, Shanky!
585
00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:06,746
- That's the stuff!
- Good job, kid!
586
00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:09,759
Oh, yeah! I feel like me again!
587
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,193
One exit straight ahead!
588
00:38:28,972 --> 00:38:32,703
- You're not gonna lose me that easy.
- How did you...
589
00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:35,711
- You might wanna keep your eyes on the road.
- Kid!
590
00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:46,752
Yo! Department of Noise.
Get out of my car!
591
00:38:46,756 --> 00:38:49,782
- Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
- You just stay put. Don't panic.
592
00:38:49,826 --> 00:38:51,960
- I'm gonna talk to her.
- Ralph, be careful.
593
00:38:51,961 --> 00:38:55,692
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
594
00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,243
I'm stuck!
595
00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:05,937
This car is not designed for
a big boy. I'll tell you that.
596
00:39:05,975 --> 00:39:09,706
You guys really thought you
could just steal my car?
597
00:39:09,746 --> 00:39:11,365
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
598
00:39:11,366 --> 00:39:11,880
No, wait!
599
00:39:11,881 --> 00:39:14,873
Listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
600
00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:17,819
My friend here, she's
a candy cart racer.
601
00:39:17,854 --> 00:39:20,721
You should see her racing
on her sweet little track
602
00:39:20,724 --> 00:39:23,301
in her cookie wafer
cart we built together.
603
00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:29,877
The thing is, her perfect little game
broke and it was... it was my fault!
604
00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:32,784
So, we are here to try to fix
it and we need money to do
605
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:35,735
that and someone was gonna pay
us money to steal your car...
606
00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:38,798
Okay, okay. You can stop crying.
607
00:39:38,842 --> 00:39:42,710
Though I do respect your wonderful
display of vulnerability.
608
00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:44,226
Thank you.
609
00:39:44,227 --> 00:39:48,673
I get it. I do. Friendship
is everything to us, too.
610
00:39:48,718 --> 00:39:49,752
- Right, guys?
- Word.
611
00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:51,987
- We're like family.
- That's really great.
612
00:39:51,988 --> 00:39:55,822
- So does this mean we can keep your car?
- Absolutely not.
613
00:39:55,825 --> 00:39:58,885
But I do wanna help.
Hey, you got your phone on you?
614
00:39:58,895 --> 00:40:00,814
- You know it!
- Let's make a video.
615
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,998
Pyro! Hit big boy
with the blowing gun.
616
00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:05,695
- I'd love to.
- Wait, what's a blowing...
617
00:40:07,904 --> 00:40:10,771
Say something. First thing
that comes to your mind.
618
00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:13,245
I'm gonna wreck it!
619
00:40:13,743 --> 00:40:16,678
Good!
Alright. Turn it off.
620
00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:20,916
- What the heck did you do that for?
- Yeah.
621
00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:23,784
There are much better ways to
make money on the internet
622
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:28,723
than stealing cars, such as,
becoming a BuzzzTube star.
623
00:40:28,725 --> 00:40:30,793
Am I supposed to
know what that is?
624
00:40:30,794 --> 00:40:32,828
Oh, come on, now,
everybody knows BuzzzTube!
625
00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:36,788
- It's the video sharing site.
- I'm just... starting your account...
626
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,801
Alright, there you go.
627
00:40:38,802 --> 00:40:42,738
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
628
00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:46,674
A friend of mine, chick named Yesss,
she's the head algorithm over there.
629
00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:48,911
Tell her I sent you.
Yesss will hook you up.
630
00:40:48,912 --> 00:40:53,781
- Wow, that's very nice of you.
- Not sure if "nice" is a right word.
631
00:40:53,783 --> 00:40:56,877
- Well, thank you.
- I should be thanking you, little sister.
632
00:40:56,886 --> 00:41:01,752
- That race was fun.
- Oh. Well, uh, thank you again.
633
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:06,956
Well... Shank, what moves did you do to
get through that tunnel of fire?
634
00:41:06,996 --> 00:41:09,931
Was it a power drift
into a drift jump, maybe?
635
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:11,834
Maybe.
636
00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:14,804
If you ever want to come back
for a rematch, I'd be happy
637
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,705
to kick your butt again. See ya.
638
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,498
♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪
639
00:41:31,921 --> 00:41:34,362
- Whoa.
- Show-off.
640
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,953
- That place was scary.
- I know, it was so exciting!
641
00:41:39,495 --> 00:41:41,841
No, exciting is when you smile.
642
00:41:41,898 --> 00:41:43,231
Scary is when you
clench your butt.
643
00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,633
And my butt is still clenched.
644
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:47,281
Oh, come on, are you honestly
telling me that Shank
645
00:41:47,306 --> 00:41:49,905
lady wasn't the coolest
person you ever met?
646
00:41:49,906 --> 00:41:52,739
Cool? Name one cool
thing about her.
647
00:41:52,742 --> 00:41:55,711
Let's see. She looks cool, she
talks cool, she drives cool,
648
00:41:55,712 --> 00:41:57,813
- her hair is cool, her car is cool.
- Wait a minute.
649
00:41:57,814 --> 00:42:00,749
- You're saying my hair's uncool?
- What? No.
650
00:42:00,783 --> 00:42:02,918
I'm just saying the game was next level.
651
00:42:02,919 --> 00:42:05,854
There's no one telling you
what to do, where to go.
652
00:42:05,855 --> 00:42:10,724
- Hey, just where do you thing you're going?
- To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
653
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,928
No, no, no, no, no, we're
going back to Spamley's.
654
00:42:12,929 --> 00:42:14,863
He can give us some
easier loot to find.
655
00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,697
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
656
00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:20,307
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
657
00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,269
Well I do.
658
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:23,849
- Well I...
- Hello, mister!
659
00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:26,819
- Who are you?
- I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger.
660
00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:28,710
Huh. An actual eBoy.
661
00:42:28,711 --> 00:42:31,737
Just here to let you know
your bid expires in 8 hours.
662
00:42:31,748 --> 00:42:34,808
8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy.
663
00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:36,818
You got it, Jackson.
664
00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:41,950
Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it
with Spamley, it will take 20 years
665
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,722
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.
666
00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:47,855
Alright. Fine, we'll do it your
way but I'm telling you right
667
00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:50,730
now that BuzzzTube place
is a terrible idea.
668
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:00,976
There are all kinds of videos in here.
669
00:43:00,977 --> 00:43:03,844
Yeah, like beavers and cats.
670
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,264
Look! There's you!
671
00:43:09,852 --> 00:43:12,844
Wonder why those little guys are
giving your video all those hearts?
672
00:43:12,855 --> 00:43:14,823
Obviously, they love me.
673
00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:16,792
I told you this place
was a good idea.
674
00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,827
Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof.
675
00:43:18,828 --> 00:43:21,729
Now, who were we supposed to
see about getting paid again?
676
00:43:21,731 --> 00:43:24,666
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
677
00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:28,797
No. No. No. Uninspiring.
678
00:43:28,805 --> 00:43:29,838
Cliché.
679
00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:31,840
YouTube's got this one.
680
00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:36,744
- Chewbacca Dad? Really?
- Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
681
00:43:36,779 --> 00:43:38,814
- but it's a daddy.
- No!
682
00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:42,751
Heyyo!
Are you the head of Algor?
683
00:43:42,785 --> 00:43:47,813
I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube,
which means I curate the content
684
00:43:47,824 --> 00:43:50,816
at the internet's most
popular video sharing site,
685
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:54,076
which means I don't have time
to trifle with every shoeless,
686
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,765
mouth-breathing hobo that
trundles into my office!
687
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:58,293
Call security, Maybe.
688
00:43:58,294 --> 00:44:01,727
Yes, but Yesss, this
is the leaf blower guy.
689
00:44:02,304 --> 00:44:04,572
- Who?
- The man with undulating jaws?
690
00:44:04,573 --> 00:44:08,441
- So?
- His video has 1.3 million hearts.
691
00:44:08,442 --> 00:44:10,624
Well!
692
00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:14,475
Why didn't you tell me I was
in the presence of a genius?
693
00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:16,417
Grab him a drink.
694
00:44:16,418 --> 00:44:19,387
Yeah, this lady named Shank,
she actually made the video.
695
00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:21,878
She's the one who told
us to come see you.
696
00:44:21,879 --> 00:44:23,524
No wonder your video's so dope.
697
00:44:23,525 --> 00:44:26,426
- Shank is for real cool.
- Right?
698
00:44:26,428 --> 00:44:30,364
She is not. I'm the cool
one, getting all the hearts.
699
00:44:30,366 --> 00:44:33,426
That's right, you big baby.
700
00:44:34,303 --> 00:44:37,466
- What did you say your name was?
- Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.
701
00:44:37,506 --> 00:44:42,534
Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending!
And these are for you.
702
00:44:42,544 --> 00:44:48,494
Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts!
703
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:54,517
Not to buzzcoat the lovefest
you guys got going on here,
704
00:44:54,557 --> 00:45:00,291
but Shank kinda told us that viral
videos can make, like, actual money?
705
00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:04,092
Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy
account converts hearts into dollars.
706
00:45:04,217 --> 00:45:07,336
- Kaching!
- $43,000?
707
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:11,363
- Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done!
- Oh, no, no, no.
708
00:45:11,374 --> 00:45:18,427
- No. That's $43.
- 43? That's not even half of 27,001.
709
00:45:19,282 --> 00:45:22,410
We only have 8 hours
left to save my game.
710
00:45:22,452 --> 00:45:25,421
I hate to say it, but,
that ain't happening.
711
00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:28,515
- Your video's tapped out.
- But I thought I was "trenching".
712
00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:32,289
- "Trending".
- You were, but that was 15 seconds ago.
713
00:45:32,295 --> 00:45:33,529
Now, you're not.
714
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:37,382
- Thanks for stopping by, though.
- Oh!
715
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,122
What we gonna do, kid?
716
00:45:39,123 --> 00:45:42,300
Alright, pal, I have an idea.
Hear me out.
717
00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:45,398
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race,
718
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:48,536
- and I ask Shank...
- No, no, no.
719
00:45:48,545 --> 00:45:50,479
We're not going back to that death trap.
720
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,313
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos of me
721
00:45:53,316 --> 00:45:55,484
doing all kinds of crazy things?
722
00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:57,352
You mean saturate the market?
723
00:45:57,353 --> 00:46:01,327
- That could give you a lot of hearts fast.
- Have you thought this through at all?
724
00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:03,492
What do you plan on even
doing in these videos?
725
00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:07,327
- I'll just copy whatever's popular.
- Genius!
726
00:46:07,363 --> 00:46:09,298
Yo, Maybe, what's trending now?
727
00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:10,532
Let's have a looky-looky.
728
00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:13,331
As usual, human
suffering is number 1.
729
00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:16,304
Followed by hot pepper
eating challenges,
730
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:19,340
video game walkthroughs,
oh, screaming goats are back,
731
00:46:19,342 --> 00:46:22,334
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials,
732
00:46:22,345 --> 00:46:25,314
and lastly, bee puns.
733
00:46:25,838 --> 00:46:29,557
- Let's "bee" friends!
- Ugh!
734
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,588
Two weeks in a row, guys.
That's a fortnight of bee puns.
735
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,456
He won't be doing any bee puns.
736
00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:38,484
- They're beneath you.
- Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am!
737
00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:41,464
And I'll be eating a hot pepper,
and I'll put on a makeup,
738
00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:44,433
whatever else it takes
cause kid, we came here
739
00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:47,334
to save your game,
and we're gonna do it!
740
00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:51,306
I love it! That is what
the internet was made for!
741
00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:53,457
Now, let's get to work!
742
00:46:58,312 --> 00:47:00,841
Seen it.
Seen it.
743
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,257
Yo, McNeely, you
remember Wreck-lt Ralph?
744
00:47:12,258 --> 00:47:16,265
- That bad guy from the old video game?
- Yeah, exactly.
745
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,816
I'm gonna send you a super
random video. Check it out, dude.
746
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,476
Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the
Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
747
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,519
Nobody knows who's making them,
748
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,972
but the whole world is going
bonkers over a series of truly
749
00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:43,425
bizarre videos starring 80s
era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph.
750
00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:46,486
Check out what everyone's buzzing
about over at BuzzzTube.com.
751
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:50,489
Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here
with the ghost pepper challenge.
752
00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:53,334
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
753
00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,338
It's not so...
754
00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:57,307
It's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
755
00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:00,368
Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped.
Check it out, dude.
756
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,412
Where are these
things coming from?
757
00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,447
Hey, Josie? Have you seen
the pepper challenge?
758
00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:07,474
Not yet, I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
759
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,902
It's disgusting!
760
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,550
...just wanna blend that
out there, like this.
761
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:17,493
And that, my friend, is how you
achieve the perfect cat eye.
762
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,487
Start with the "hootenanny",
shift it into a "floss",
763
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:25,366
and then finish with a "hot marat".
764
00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:30,569
...I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend.
765
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:34,476
Wonderfull tree.
Everybody needs a friend.
766
00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:40,477
...these guys
sleeping under his ears.
767
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:46,346
...and we've been baking at about
950 degrees now for 6 hours, so,
768
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,159
it should be ready.
769
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,194
Voilá!
Burnt pie!
770
00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:52,029
Let's get a little whiff of this...
771
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:55,425
My hair, my hair, my hair!
772
00:48:55,460 --> 00:49:00,034
This man is on fire!
Literal and figurative fire!
773
00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:03,006
But he still needs 200 million
hearts in the next 5 hours
774
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,241
or this beautiful
child loses her game!
775
00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:08,006
That's why I'm onto phase 2!
776
00:49:08,012 --> 00:49:12,142
You! My elite pop-up army, I
need you out there popping up
777
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:14,250
and getting click all
over the internet.
778
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:18,017
I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable!
779
00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,252
Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that
beautiful traffics of buzz, too,
780
00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:24,659
because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts!
781
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,666
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you!
782
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,727
You don't want to miss this!
It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video!
783
00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:35,983
Click it!
Click it!
784
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,586
Man, oh, man, that looks so fun!
785
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,754
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
786
00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:54,588
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggresive?
787
00:49:54,591 --> 00:50:00,496
I don't know. Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
788
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,764
- Oh, yes. You're perfect!
- Can I? Can I? Can I?
789
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,666
- Here!
- Thank you.
790
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,761
- If you're going, I wanna go.
- No, baby. You gotta stay here
791
00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:09,670
- and be my movie star.
- What? No, no, no, no.
792
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,741
Me and the kid are
like shoes and socks.
793
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,543
Or peanut butter and bacon.
794
00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:15,578
One cannot exist without the other.
795
00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:17,647
- Go on, kid. Tell her.
- It's true.
796
00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:20,674
In fact, it's so true
that we will be
797
00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:22,752
- fine if we're apart for a minute.
- B-but...
798
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,620
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
799
00:50:25,622 --> 00:50:28,716
- I just wanna get out there and be useful.
- Without me?
800
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,761
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid!
801
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:33,560
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
802
00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:37,564
- I'm bigger.
- Don't be insecure, big fella.
803
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,602
She's not gonna get
lost, I promise.
804
00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:42,663
She'll be in my
personal web browser.
805
00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:45,606
And your app comes with BuzzzFace,
806
00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:47,877
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the internet.
807
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:52,514
- See? I'll be fine.
- I know, I just...
808
00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:58,545
We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years.
809
00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:03,492
- I'm going to miss you.
- You'll be fine, too.
810
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,741
The more hearts you videos get,
811
00:51:05,742 --> 00:51:08,508
the faster we'll get the wheel,
and then we can go home.
812
00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:12,593
We'll be celebrating at Tappers
this time tomorrow, buddy.
813
00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:15,278
Yeah. I guess you're right.
814
00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:17,664
Bye!
815
00:51:17,665 --> 00:51:20,667
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy!
816
00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:26,597
So where exactly are
you sending her?
817
00:51:26,622 --> 00:51:28,551
Well, since candy girl
comes from an arcade game,
818
00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:31,521
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
819
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:34,748
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
Those games are dangerous.
820
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,626
And they rotten your brain.
821
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:40,586
Why don't we send her somewhere a little
more, totally different from that
822
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,665
and nowhere near there?
823
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:46,762
Let's see. Family-friendly
fan sites, that sounds safe.
824
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,638
And she is technically a princess,
825
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,733
so how about this one here with
the sweet little pink castle?
826
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:55,506
I love it! Okay, I'll
redirect our newest pop-up
827
00:51:55,512 --> 00:51:57,662
to "OhMyDisney.com"!
828
00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:05,518
Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers!
829
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:21,696
Oh, come on! Princesses and
cartoon characters? Lame.
830
00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:26,574
- Hey. Easy there.
- Oh. I mean, no offense or anything.
831
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,778
Time to get to work!
832
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,780
...and for your final question,
833
00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:33,682
my friend would describe me as?
834
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:37,643
Smart, funny, kind, or brave.
835
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,690
Kind, I guess?
836
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:46,641
Based on your answers, your
princess BFF is, Snow White!
837
00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,200
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
838
00:52:53,201 --> 00:52:56,149
It's Wreck-lt Ralph.
Just click here to see his new video.
839
00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,508
Thank you!
840
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,744
In Captain America: The First Avenger,
841
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,543
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
the World Tree,
842
00:53:04,548 --> 00:53:05,648
guardian of wisdom and faith.
843
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:09,608
Are we to believe, sir, that you
are a descendant of that tree?
844
00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:13,646
- I am Groot.
- Okay. Okay, thank you very much.
845
00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:17,523
- What is Drax really like?
- I am Groot.
846
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:20,621
- Thank you.
- Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree?
847
00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:22,547
- I am...
- Excuse me, I'll take this one.
848
00:53:22,548 --> 00:53:24,500
He is Groot, I am Vanellope.
849
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:26,802
Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph!
850
00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:29,567
This is almost too easy.
851
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:32,641
Hey!
You have a permit for that pop-up?
852
00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:35,634
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
853
00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,028
- Ow!
- She's getting away!
854
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,619
This way.
855
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,935
Sorry, mister!
856
00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:51,659
Hey! Can't you read?
Cast members only!
857
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:56,462
- Think she went out this way. Come on.
- Roger that.
858
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,910
Did you see a kid
coming through here?
859
00:53:57,911 --> 00:54:00,587
Came running through
here like a headless hen.
860
00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:04,536
- Any sign of her?
- No.
861
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:08,476
- Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium.
- Come on, let's check it out.
862
00:54:15,684 --> 00:54:17,965
Hi.
863
00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,198
Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain!
864
00:54:23,726 --> 00:54:26,559
- See, um... I'm a princess, too!
- Wait. What?
865
00:54:26,562 --> 00:54:32,512
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of
the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes?
866
00:54:32,735 --> 00:54:36,561
I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be
embarrassing for you if you haven't.
867
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,541
- What kind of a princess are you?
- What kind?
868
00:54:40,576 --> 00:54:42,677
- Do you have magic hair?
- No.
869
00:54:42,678 --> 00:54:44,579
- Magic hands?
- No.
870
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:46,548
- Do animals talk to you?
- No.
871
00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:47,715
- Were you poisoned?
- No!
872
00:54:47,716 --> 00:54:48,750
- Cursed?
- No!
873
00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:51,549
- Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No! Are you guys okay?
874
00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:52,520
Should I call the police?
875
00:54:52,521 --> 00:54:55,490
Then I have to assume you made a
deal with an underwater sea witch,
876
00:54:55,524 --> 00:54:58,584
where she took your voice in
exchange for a pair of human legs!
877
00:54:58,594 --> 00:55:00,695
No! Good Lord, who
would do that?
878
00:55:00,696 --> 00:55:03,494
- Have you ever had true love's kiss?
- Eww, barf!
879
00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:06,501
- Do you have daddy issues?
- I don't even have a mom.
880
00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:07,735
Neither do we!
881
00:55:07,736 --> 00:55:10,534
And now for the million
dollar question:
882
00:55:10,539 --> 00:55:12,774
Do people assume all
your problems got solved
883
00:55:12,775 --> 00:55:15,471
because a big strong man showed up?
884
00:55:15,511 --> 00:55:16,778
Yes! What is up with that?
885
00:55:16,779 --> 00:55:19,129
She is a Princess!
886
00:55:19,682 --> 00:55:22,742
Who made your gown? I've never
seen anything quite like it.
887
00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:26,619
- Oh, this old thing?
- I'd so love to have one of my own.
888
00:55:26,622 --> 00:55:29,489
- As would I.
- Me too!
889
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,518
- I want one too, you guys.
- I'll get my mice on this.
890
00:55:34,697 --> 00:55:37,666
So this is love.
891
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:42,501
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the Queen of comfy.
892
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:46,575
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world,
893
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,676
I never thought I'd get to wear a real...
894
00:55:48,677 --> 00:55:50,545
What's it called again?
895
00:55:50,546 --> 00:55:52,964
Oh, yeah. A shirt.
896
00:55:57,553 --> 00:55:59,521
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait. What's going on?
897
00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,561
Uh, she's singing.
898
00:56:00,562 --> 00:56:03,583
Yeah, but there was, like,
music and the spotlight and...
899
00:56:03,592 --> 00:56:06,459
Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
900
00:56:06,495 --> 00:56:09,521
That's what happens when a
princess sings about her dreams.
901
00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:12,660
Oh, that's never happened to
me, I mean, not even once.
902
00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:13,768
Why don't you give it a try?
903
00:56:13,769 --> 00:56:17,446
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
904
00:56:17,471 --> 00:56:18,673
Okay.
905
00:56:18,674 --> 00:56:21,472
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that.
Uh, let's see.
906
00:56:34,623 --> 00:56:36,758
Well, there's a lot
to unpack here.
907
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:41,646
So, this steering wheel you
sing of, that's a metaphor?
908
00:56:41,871 --> 00:56:43,665
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not a metaphor.
909
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,700
It's just, I literally
want a steering wheel.
910
00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:48,577
I think the issue was I
was a little pitchy.
911
00:56:48,602 --> 00:56:49,771
Maybe a little.
912
00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:55,506
But sometimes, your song can't start
until you go someplace
913
00:56:55,511 --> 00:56:57,712
- to reflect.
- What works for some of us
914
00:56:57,713 --> 00:57:01,733
is finding a form of
water and staring at it.
915
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:03,570
What?
916
00:57:03,571 --> 00:57:05,753
Oh, yes. I like to stare
at a wishing well.
917
00:57:05,754 --> 00:57:07,522
I stare at the ocean.
918
00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:09,624
- Horse trough.
- Soap bubbles.
919
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,526
Wait, you're saying if I
just stare at some water...
920
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,621
- Ah. Important water.
- Right, of course,
921
00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,599
important water.
922
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,592
I stare at the important
water, and somehow
923
00:57:20,636 --> 00:57:22,770
magically, I'll start
singing about my dream?
924
00:57:22,771 --> 00:57:24,672
For sure.
925
00:57:24,673 --> 00:57:27,733
Uh, yeah. I don't think
so, ladies, but thanks.
926
00:57:28,544 --> 00:57:30,546
Five minutes, Princesses.
927
00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:34,608
Another "Which Disney Princess are
you?" Quiz starts in five minutes.
928
00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:37,159
Okay, thank you.
929
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,721
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
930
00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:42,486
It was lovely to
meet you, Vanellope.
931
00:57:42,524 --> 00:57:44,999
And best of luck
finding your song.
932
00:57:52,601 --> 00:57:54,636
- Uh-huh... What did she just say?
- We don't know.
933
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:57,504
- We can't understand her.
- She's from the other studio.
934
00:57:59,508 --> 00:58:03,604
Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here
with a little box I'm gonna open.
935
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,647
Let's see what we got here.
936
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,640
A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set.
937
00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:12,518
Got a little heft to it. Something's
wobbling around in there.
938
00:58:12,554 --> 00:58:15,199
Have we got the kitty or the bunny?
Let's open the...
939
00:58:16,592 --> 00:58:18,760
Open "sesabees"!
940
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,662
Who would've guessed
that bee pun
941
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,664
would be the thing to
put us over the top?
942
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,732
That's the internet for you
943
00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:28,692
- Alright. It is uploading.
- Hey, mister!
944
00:58:29,538 --> 00:58:31,673
- Hi, eBoy.
- Just here to let you know
945
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:34,575
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes!
946
00:58:34,643 --> 00:58:37,612
- Thanks, little eBoy.
- You got it, chairman.
947
00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:40,547
You hear that, Yesss? We don't
have a lot of time left.
948
00:58:40,549 --> 00:58:42,650
Okay. We just gotta...
949
00:58:42,651 --> 00:58:47,714
- No, no, no. No! Not now!
- What? Why are you angry at the lollipop?
950
00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:50,521
- What does that mean?
- The file's not loading.
951
00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:52,593
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it!
952
00:58:52,594 --> 00:58:55,012
You don't have enough hearts.
953
00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:56,647
Ralph, where are you going?
954
00:58:56,648 --> 00:58:58,599
Going down to the floor
to get some hearts!
955
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,734
Genius, good thinking!
956
00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:02,499
Now someone get me tech
support in here, stat!
957
00:59:05,774 --> 00:59:07,742
Oh, no, only one person.
958
00:59:07,743 --> 00:59:11,509
Hey, guys. Come and check out my video.
You're gonna love it.
959
00:59:11,513 --> 00:59:13,172
Right over here. Here we go.
960
00:59:13,173 --> 00:59:15,481
What are you...
You guys!
961
00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:17,618
A cat?
962
00:59:17,619 --> 00:59:21,646
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
963
00:59:22,758 --> 00:59:23,791
What?
964
00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,727
Give me that hose, partner.
965
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:28,754
You know you love it.
You give me those hearts!
966
00:59:29,565 --> 00:59:32,560
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart!
967
00:59:32,585 --> 00:59:33,568
That's it!
968
00:59:33,569 --> 00:59:35,603
Let's see who's in here.
969
00:59:35,604 --> 00:59:38,630
Hello? Anybody in here?
970
00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:44,190
What the heck is this place?
971
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:47,647
Some kinda library?
972
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,651
"Wreck-lt Ralph is back."
973
00:59:50,686 --> 00:59:53,200
Hey! You're talking about me!
974
00:59:53,201 --> 00:59:55,714
Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive.
975
00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:59,558
"Fix-lt Felix Jr. Was my favorite game."
976
00:59:59,561 --> 01:00:00,762
Mine too.
977
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:04,737
"Ralph's videos stink."
Wha...?
978
01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:09,560
"So stupid."
"Ralph is the worst."
979
01:00:09,571 --> 01:00:12,182
"I hate him."
980
01:00:12,574 --> 01:00:15,566
"He's so fat and ugly."
981
01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:21,716
"Just a worthless bum alone
on a pile of bricks."
982
01:00:28,724 --> 01:00:32,751
Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude?
I gotta show you...
983
01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:41,595
First rule of the internet:
Do not read the comments.
984
01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:43,671
Should've told you that.
985
01:00:43,672 --> 01:00:47,699
Look, this place can bring out the worst
986
01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:50,507
in some people, but you
gotta ignore all this.
987
01:00:50,512 --> 01:00:52,713
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
988
01:00:52,714 --> 01:00:55,740
I don't care. It's fine.
989
01:00:56,585 --> 01:00:59,713
People hated me my whole
life for being a bad guy.
990
01:01:00,622 --> 01:01:05,616
It's just a good reminder that this is
the only heart that really matters.
991
01:01:05,661 --> 01:01:08,721
Vanellope gave me this.
And as long as she likes me,
992
01:01:08,730 --> 01:01:10,378
I don't need anybody else.
993
01:01:10,379 --> 01:01:12,667
And I sure don't
need the internet.
994
01:01:12,668 --> 01:01:15,728
Hold on. It's not all bad.
995
01:01:15,737 --> 01:01:20,572
The internet can also be a place where
you find a steering wheel at one website
996
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,777
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
997
01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:27,545
- Congratulations, Ralph. You did it!
- Really?
998
01:01:27,549 --> 01:01:29,617
Yes! Check your Buzzzy account.
999
01:01:29,618 --> 01:01:32,587
You needed $27,000, you
got over 30 grand!
1000
01:01:32,588 --> 01:01:35,614
Oh, my gosh! This is great!
Thank you, Yesss!
1001
01:01:35,624 --> 01:01:38,525
- I couldn't have done it without ya.
- That's really true.
1002
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,761
- Hey, eBoy!
- What do you need, Ace?
1003
01:01:40,762 --> 01:01:44,721
- Can you give me a ride?
- Let's hop along, Cassidy!
1004
01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:49,561
Come on, song.
Come on.
1005
01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:51,639
I'm reflecting.
1006
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,575
What is it that I want?
What is my quest?
1007
01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,187
What is my dream?
1008
01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:03,708
Well, at least I tried. No song
for this princess, I guess.
1009
01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:08,681
How does this thing work?
1010
01:02:09,524 --> 01:02:12,493
- Hey, kid, can you see me?
- Yeah, you're right there.
1011
01:02:12,494 --> 01:02:14,495
We did it! We got the money!
1012
01:02:14,496 --> 01:02:16,731
No way, Ralph! That's great!
1013
01:02:16,732 --> 01:02:19,565
I'm on my way to eBay right now
with eBoy.
1014
01:02:19,568 --> 01:02:21,736
- We're almost there, champ.
- Good work, eBoy.
1015
01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:24,501
Meet me out in front of
eBay in 5 minutes, okay?
1016
01:02:24,506 --> 01:02:25,706
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1017
01:02:25,707 --> 01:02:27,575
We're going home, kid!
1018
01:02:27,576 --> 01:02:30,153
Our lives could finally
get back to normal.
1019
01:02:33,582 --> 01:02:36,574
Wow, I can't believe
that I get to go home.
1020
01:02:36,618 --> 01:02:40,714
So I guess that's it. I guess I
just wanted a steering wheel.
1021
01:02:41,556 --> 01:02:44,167
And now I got it, so, woo-hoo.
1022
01:02:49,631 --> 01:02:53,465
Slaughter Race?
1023
01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:18,639
You want to get rich
playing video games?
1024
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,609
Click here to f...
Oh, Ralph. Ralph!
1025
01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:23,611
- Hey there.
- Oh, hey there, Spamley.
1026
01:06:23,612 --> 01:06:24,728
What's the good word, brother?
1027
01:06:24,729 --> 01:06:26,747
The good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel
1028
01:06:26,748 --> 01:06:28,292
and we are going home.
1029
01:06:28,293 --> 01:06:30,551
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
1030
01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:35,546
- Have you seen Vanellope anywhere?
- Your little chum? No, no, I haven't.
1031
01:06:35,557 --> 01:06:36,757
Hope she's not lost.
1032
01:06:36,758 --> 01:06:39,556
I'm gonna try to reach
her on this doohickey.
1033
01:06:48,770 --> 01:06:51,705
- See over there? Over that mountain?
- Yeah?
1034
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:55,506
That's the Sequoia Speedway.
It's gonna be unlocked next month.
1035
01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:58,479
What are you doing in
that awful game with her?
1036
01:06:58,713 --> 01:07:01,648
...right over there.
It's gonna be so tight.
1037
01:07:01,683 --> 01:07:03,617
I love it.
1038
01:07:03,618 --> 01:07:07,554
Can I tell you something that I don't
think I could ever tell Ralph?
1039
01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:08,837
Of course.
1040
01:07:08,838 --> 01:07:12,584
I know it sounds crazy, but the
second I walked into this game,
1041
01:07:12,594 --> 01:07:16,530
It felt... well, it felt like home.
1042
01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:20,763
- More than Sugar Rush ever did.
- Oh, yeah? How so?
1043
01:07:20,769 --> 01:07:22,771
Cause it's like my dream.
1044
01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:27,674
It's full of weirdos, and the
racing is super dangerous, and...
1045
01:07:27,676 --> 01:07:30,543
...you never know what's
gonna happen next.
1046
01:07:31,546 --> 01:07:35,482
Back home, I know exactly
what's gonna happen next
1047
01:07:35,517 --> 01:07:38,509
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1048
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,719
Here's something I wish
I'd learned years ago.
1049
01:07:46,728 --> 01:07:51,976
There is no law saying best friends
has to have the same dreams.
1050
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:53,734
You know?
1051
01:07:53,735 --> 01:07:59,685
Yeah. You are a very wise person,
Shank. And a good friend, too.
1052
01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:03,608
Thank you.
1053
01:08:03,609 --> 01:08:06,628
Around here, peeps
like to say "Shank you."
1054
01:08:07,582 --> 01:08:11,609
You know, after you go home, and
your life gets back to normal,
1055
01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:14,055
- you're always welcome here.
- But that's the thing,
1056
01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:16,257
I want this to be my normal.
1057
01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:21,195
I want this to be my life.
I can't go home now.
1058
01:08:21,196 --> 01:08:24,097
I just can't.
1059
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:37,978
You know, where I come from,
that's called a kick in the face.
1060
01:08:38,013 --> 01:08:41,244
- I can't believe it.
- Straight up donkey kick to the teeth.
1061
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:47,085
She's supposed to be my best friend.
No, this can't be right.
1062
01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:49,257
No, she's been brainwashed!
1063
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:52,091
That's what this is. Cause
the Vanellope I know
1064
01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:53,995
would never abandon me like that.
1065
01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:55,229
I gotta get her out
of there right now.
1066
01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:57,165
Easy now, tiger!
1067
01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,999
I admire the impulse,
but you charge in there like
1068
01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:02,270
some white knight,
she's likely to hold it against you.
1069
01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:06,230
So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in
the game that's obviously bad for her?
1070
01:09:06,275 --> 01:09:09,142
- Of course not.
- Then how do I make her leave?
1071
01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:12,045
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1072
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:15,039
Unless you know how to make a game boring
1073
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:15,937
or...
1074
01:09:15,938 --> 01:09:17,118
Wait.
1075
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:20,139
You know about viruses and stuff.
Right, Spamley?
1076
01:09:20,164 --> 01:09:21,155
Who's asking?
1077
01:09:21,156 --> 01:09:25,991
Back home, me and the kid use to goof off
in this game called "Tron".
1078
01:09:26,028 --> 01:09:29,054
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow
1079
01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:30,998
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out there.
1080
01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:34,059
So, do you know a way to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1081
01:09:34,102 --> 01:09:36,433
Oh, there's ways.
1082
01:09:36,434 --> 01:09:38,584
Follow me.
1083
01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:48,873
This area right here is
what's called the "Dark Net".
1084
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,785
Lot of shady characters
hang out here.
1085
01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:52,777
So try to keep a low profile.
1086
01:09:52,778 --> 01:09:54,156
Gord!
1087
01:09:54,157 --> 01:09:57,149
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making,
1088
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,061
but his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see, Double Dan.
1089
01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:02,707
This dude is a virus
making machine.
1090
01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:06,167
- Here we are.
- Are you sure this is safe?
1091
01:10:06,169 --> 01:10:07,369
Is it safe? Of course it is.
1092
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:11,101
Just whatever you do,
do not look at his little brother.
1093
01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,622
Oh, his little brother?
1094
01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:20,375
- Double Dan, long time no see?
- Who are you?
1095
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:26,333
J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at
Friendster. It had to be a long time before.
1096
01:10:28,257 --> 01:10:29,421
- What are you lookin' at?
- Nothing.
1097
01:10:29,422 --> 01:10:30,359
You lookin' at my brother?
1098
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,124
- No, sir.
- Don't you look at my little brother!
1099
01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:35,637
- No, I wasn't!
- He's very self conscious!
1100
01:10:38,101 --> 01:10:41,195
You. What are you doin' here?
1101
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:45,106
The reason why I came to
the neck of the face,
1102
01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:48,201
I mean, there's a face on your neck,
I mean, neck of the woods.
1103
01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:51,437
The reason I'm here is because
I heard a little tumor.
1104
01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:53,115
Rumor! I heard a rumor that
1105
01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:56,085
you could give me a harmless
virus kind of thing
1106
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:59,111
that might be able to slow
down the Slaughter Race game?
1107
01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:00,288
Oh, yeah.
1108
01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:03,315
My cousin, Gord, told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1109
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:09,127
Crash it? No! No, no, no, no.
I don't want anyone to get hurt.
1110
01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:12,801
If there's a way to just,
uh, I don't know. Just make
1111
01:11:12,826 --> 01:11:16,334
the cars go slow or something
so the game is boring
1112
01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:19,273
and my friend comes back home to me.
1113
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:22,019
Allow me to introduce you
1114
01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:24,194
to Arthur.
1115
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,114
Easy there, boy!
He's tingling.
1116
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:32,213
Arthur is what I call
an "insecurity virus".
1117
01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:35,281
Means he looks for little
flaws and weaknesses
1118
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,709
that make a program insecure.
1119
01:11:39,262 --> 01:11:42,254
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,
1120
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,290
Arthur will find some
defect in the code,
1121
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,135
then he'll copy that defect and
spread it all over the game
1122
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,485
'til everything
becomes quote-unquote
1123
01:11:52,510 --> 01:11:55,304
"boring", just like you wanted.
1124
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,980
Okay. Just to be super clear here.
No one get's hurt, right?
1125
01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:01,084
Are you stupid?
1126
01:12:01,085 --> 01:12:05,044
Because the only way anyone
gets hurt is if you are stupid.
1127
01:12:05,089 --> 01:12:08,058
All you have to do is make sure the virus
1128
01:12:08,093 --> 01:12:11,994
- stays in Slaughter Race.
- Right. Don't be stupid.
1129
01:12:11,996 --> 01:12:15,124
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race. Got it.
1130
01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:17,180
- Get out!
- Thank you for your assist-face.
1131
01:12:17,181 --> 01:12:19,268
- Out!
- I mean, assistance. Thank you
1132
01:12:19,269 --> 01:12:21,237
- for your assist-face! No. Assistance!
- Get out!
1133
01:12:21,238 --> 01:12:22,688
Goodbye!
1134
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:27,443
Argh. Fiddlesticks.
1135
01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,578
- Well, that's game.
- Beginner's luck.
1136
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,267
Come on, kid. I know a
hustle when I see one.
1137
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:34,967
Players on the way.
1138
01:12:34,968 --> 01:12:36,552
- Thanks, Bob.
- Let's roll!
1139
01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:39,454
It's show time. You ready
for your first race?
1140
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:40,868
Yeah. I think so.
1141
01:12:40,869 --> 01:12:44,519
Hey. Don't get nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1142
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,529
I know, I know. I'll be fine.
1143
01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:51,490
- You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you?
- Not exactly.
1144
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:55,335
Come on, V, he's your best friend.
You gotta let him know
1145
01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,373
you're planning on staying
here for a while.
1146
01:12:57,374 --> 01:13:00,366
I know, but he's gonna get really upset.
1147
01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:04,279
Yeah, you might, but you guys
will talk, you'll work it out.
1148
01:13:04,281 --> 01:13:06,515
- You'll figure it out.
- Yeah, but what if we don't?
1149
01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:09,383
What if his feelings get hurt so bad
1150
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,487
he won't wanna be my friend anymore?
1151
01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:14,457
Look. All friendships change.
1152
01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:19,326
But the good ones, they get
stronger because of this.
1153
01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:23,425
Shank, I hate to bother you,
but the player is waiting.
1154
01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,434
I'm not gonna tell
you what to do, kid.
1155
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:28,529
- It's your call.
- Okay.
1156
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,564
Alright. Let's race!
1157
01:13:45,355 --> 01:13:48,290
Scanning for insecurities.
1158
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:52,461
Scanning for insecurities.
1159
01:13:54,364 --> 01:13:56,399
Precious Car-Go!
1160
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,501
Deliver the car to
Bert's Chop Shop.
1161
01:13:58,502 --> 01:14:01,369
But watch out for
Shank and her crew!
1162
01:14:19,289 --> 01:14:23,188
Power drift into a drift jump!
I saw it. You're amazing!
1163
01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:25,363
Thank you!
1164
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:36,337
Scanning for insecurities.
1165
01:14:40,410 --> 01:14:43,436
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1166
01:14:45,449 --> 01:14:47,599
Ralph?
1167
01:14:52,456 --> 01:14:57,484
Okay... Relax, relax.
I'll just call him after the race.
1168
01:14:57,494 --> 01:15:00,292
Ralph will be fine.
1169
01:15:01,465 --> 01:15:03,599
Insecurity detected.
1170
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,501
Copying insecurity.
1171
01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,747
Distributing insecurity.
1172
01:15:10,748 --> 01:15:12,987
Distributing insecurity.
1173
01:15:12,988 --> 01:15:15,252
Distributing insecurity.
1174
01:15:15,253 --> 01:15:18,035
Distributing...
1175
01:15:18,381 --> 01:15:20,890
What is happening?
1176
01:15:25,385 --> 01:15:28,480
What's going on, Spamley?
The whole place is going crazy.
1177
01:15:28,515 --> 01:15:30,322
I thought that virus was just supposed
1178
01:15:30,324 --> 01:15:32,358
- to slow down her car!
- It was.
1179
01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:35,123
He must've found something
real unstable in there.
1180
01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:40,294
- It's her glitch!
- Game reboot begins in 60 seconds.
1181
01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:43,447
Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there!
They're gonna reboot the game
1182
01:15:43,471 --> 01:15:45,472
and anything that doesn't belong
in there will be deleted!
1183
01:15:45,473 --> 01:15:49,485
Yeah! If I don't get her out of there,
Vanellope's gonna die!
1184
01:15:51,345 --> 01:15:53,897
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go!
1185
01:15:53,922 --> 01:15:55,382
I think it's my glitch!
1186
01:15:55,383 --> 01:15:58,284
I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to destroy your game!
1187
01:15:58,319 --> 01:16:01,740
We'll be fine but your code
isn't part of this game!
1188
01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:04,991
We've gotta get you out of here now!
Follow me to the exit.
1189
01:16:21,309 --> 01:16:24,244
Kid? Kid, where are you?
1190
01:16:24,245 --> 01:16:26,480
The server's rebooting, Ralph.
1191
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:28,482
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1192
01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,247
Here, I got you!
1193
01:16:31,486 --> 01:16:36,355
Game reboot in 5, 4,
1194
01:16:36,390 --> 01:16:39,359
3, 2, 1.
1195
01:16:40,294 --> 01:16:44,253
Reboot in progress.
1196
01:16:46,434 --> 01:16:51,201
Come on, Vanellope.
Wake up.
1197
01:16:53,341 --> 01:16:56,217
- Ralph?
- Oh. There you are.
1198
01:16:56,252 --> 01:17:00,213
- You okay, kid?
- Ralph. I messed up so bad.
1199
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:06,190
- No. No, you didn't. It's okay.
- It's all because of me and my glitch.
1200
01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:11,790
I should've just stayed with you instead
of following some stupid dream!
1201
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:17,864
- I've ruined everything!
- No, kid. No.
1202
01:17:17,999 --> 01:17:22,936
Look, I didn't mean for
it to happen like this.
1203
01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:25,906
It's not supposed to be this bad.
1204
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:31,811
You didn't mean for
what to happen?
1205
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:37,763
I might have, kind of, sort of put a
harmless little virus in the game.
1206
01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:41,955
A virus?
1207
01:17:41,956 --> 01:17:44,789
You did this?
1208
01:17:45,426 --> 01:17:47,228
I wouldn't have done
anything if I hadn't heard
1209
01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:50,426
you tell Shank that you want to
live in Slaughter Race forever.
1210
01:17:50,465 --> 01:17:53,491
So you were spying on me?
1211
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,403
You aren't exactly innocent here.
1212
01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:58,237
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush!
1213
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,403
I'm one of 16 racers.
They never missed me.
1214
01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:02,510
What about me?
1215
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,480
Why would I ever spend
another second with you
1216
01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:07,795
after what you did?
1217
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,767
No!
1218
01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:19,260
- Vanellope, where are you going?
- Where ever you're not.
1219
01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:22,321
- Wait a minute. I can explain...
- No! You will not follow me!
1220
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:25,323
- Vanellope, please!
- A friend would never do what you did.
1221
01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,360
Never!
So you leave me alone!
1222
01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:32,396
Vanellope, no, no, no, please!
Please?
1223
01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:36,233
Scanning for insecurities.
1224
01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:38,346
...don't leave me!
1225
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:40,856
Insecurity detected.
1226
01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:46,728
Copying insecurity.
1227
01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:50,289
No, no, no!
1228
01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,936
Distributing insecurity.
1229
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:17,268
Oh, no.
1230
01:19:31,867 --> 01:19:34,342
You're such an idiot!
1231
01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:49,841
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me!
1232
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:51,953
Friend?
1233
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:55,947
- Cut that out. You're scaring me.
- Friend.
1234
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,369
- What the?
- Friend?
1235
01:20:02,898 --> 01:20:05,213
Friend?
1236
01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:12,332
Sweet mother of Ralph!
1237
01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:16,454
In breaking news, the internet
is under assault as a massive
1238
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:19,770
denial-of-service attack crashes
servers across the web.
1239
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:23,717
The Wreck-It Ralph virus is
fast moving and destructive.
1240
01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,037
Friend?
1241
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,910
Friend?
1242
01:20:38,301 --> 01:20:43,329
Experts are still trying to understand who
or what the virus's intended target may be.
1243
01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:48,125
Friend.
1244
01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,061
Friend?
1245
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,830
Friend!
1246
01:20:56,786 --> 01:21:00,722
I found 130 results for "Where does my
high school girlfriend live now?"
1247
01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,793
- You're welcome.
- Mr. KnowsMore!
1248
01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:07,799
Hm? Oh, delightful!
You're that courteous little
1249
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,817
child who says "please"
and "thank you".
1250
01:21:09,818 --> 01:21:11,800
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
1251
01:21:11,801 --> 01:21:14,144
- There's a whole...
- Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone?
1252
01:21:14,145 --> 01:21:16,538
Whole Lotta Love by British
rockers, Led Zeppelin?
1253
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:19,667
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me!
1254
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:25,605
This would probably be an appropriate
time for me to shelter my site.
1255
01:21:32,788 --> 01:21:35,621
How long you think
before they get in here?
1256
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,977
Precisely one second.
1257
01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:44,206
Hey, it's me! It's the real me!
1258
01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:48,602
- Ralph?
- My apologies.
1259
01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:51,606
I followed those things here.
I think they're looking for you, kid!
1260
01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,134
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
1261
01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:58,045
I'm so sorry! I don't
know how this happened!
1262
01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:59,314
Well, I think it's fairly obvious.
1263
01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:03,046
It happened because an insecurity
virus cloned all of your needy,
1264
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:05,020
clingy, self-destructive behavior,
1265
01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:06,927
the very behavior which
left unchecked and
1266
01:22:06,928 --> 01:22:09,057
destroy friendships and
in this particular case,
1267
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:11,669
the entire internet!
1268
01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:16,122
KnowsMore! You have all the answers.
Official query.
1269
01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:20,158
What do I do if clones of me
are trying to capture my friend?
1270
01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:22,237
Search.
1271
01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:24,239
I found 2 results for your query.
1272
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,033
Either you put all of
your clones in therapy,
1273
01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:30,495
very unrealistic,
or, the Anti-Virus District
1274
01:22:30,530 --> 01:22:33,046
is surrounded by a gate,
made from security software.
1275
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,150
If Vanellope could somehow lead
all the clones to the gate,
1276
01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,052
they would be deleted all at once!
1277
01:22:37,053 --> 01:22:40,079
Sort of a co-dependant
Pied Piper situation.
1278
01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:42,798
Wait.
We know a Pied Piper!
1279
01:22:42,859 --> 01:22:43,926
- You do?
- Yes!
1280
01:22:43,927 --> 01:22:44,993
- Who?
- Yesss.
1281
01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,940
Yeah, but who is it?
1282
01:22:48,832 --> 01:22:51,182
Oh, you mean "Yesss?"
1283
01:22:53,937 --> 01:22:56,735
Thanks for your help, KnowsMore!
1284
01:22:56,773 --> 01:22:59,970
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point, wouldn't you say?
1285
01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:03,936
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
that when you "break" the internet
1286
01:23:03,947 --> 01:23:06,780
you don't literally have
to break the internet.
1287
01:23:06,783 --> 01:23:08,751
I can't believe he did this.
1288
01:23:08,752 --> 01:23:12,711
Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made
some real questionable choices here,
1289
01:23:12,756 --> 01:23:16,920
but he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game.
1290
01:23:16,926 --> 01:23:20,862
So, what can I say, kid?
Life's complicated.
1291
01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:23,727
You ready to pied the piper?
1292
01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:29,347
Yoo-hoo! Up here!
1293
01:23:29,873 --> 01:23:35,778
It's me, your bestest friend in the whole
wide world who you can't live without!
1294
01:23:40,817 --> 01:23:42,985
From up here, I can see
how I do come across
1295
01:23:42,986 --> 01:23:45,921
as needy and clingy
and self-destructive
1296
01:23:45,922 --> 01:23:47,890
like KnowsMore said.
1297
01:23:47,891 --> 01:23:52,828
Listen, kid. I don't blame you for
not wanting to be my friend anymore.
1298
01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:54,997
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.
1299
01:23:54,998 --> 01:23:57,796
I said you're acting like a bad friend,
1300
01:23:57,801 --> 01:24:00,002
- which you were.
- I know I was...
1301
01:24:00,003 --> 01:24:04,493
Hey, my babies! There's the
Anti-Virus district, straight ahead!
1302
01:24:04,518 --> 01:24:07,315
Alright, to be
continued, okay?
1303
01:24:14,751 --> 01:24:17,294
We're gonna make it!
1304
01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,844
- You guys okay?
- I'm fine.
1305
01:24:34,938 --> 01:24:37,400
Yeah, all good. Look,
we can still do this.
1306
01:24:37,401 --> 01:24:40,059
Come on, big man. Help
me turn this thing over.
1307
01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:46,298
Guys?
1308
01:24:58,896 --> 01:25:01,439
That is unsettling.
1309
01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:09,338
Get Vanellope out of here now!
1310
01:25:09,339 --> 01:25:10,539
- What about you, Ralph?
- Just go!
1311
01:25:10,540 --> 01:25:13,049
I got a date with the
man in the mirror.
1312
01:25:17,481 --> 01:25:19,956
You keep away from her!
1313
01:25:20,383 --> 01:25:22,926
I'm gonna wreck it!
1314
01:25:24,488 --> 01:25:27,548
She's not your friend!
1315
01:25:27,591 --> 01:25:31,322
She's mine!
1316
01:25:31,328 --> 01:25:34,525
Here it is, this way!
Come on, kid, we gotta move!
1317
01:26:05,529 --> 01:26:07,947
No!
1318
01:26:09,332 --> 01:26:11,482
Vanellope!
1319
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:19,120
Hey! Let go of me!
1320
01:26:21,712 --> 01:26:23,959
Ralph!
1321
01:26:30,421 --> 01:26:32,862
Get back here!
1322
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,967
You put her down!
1323
01:26:59,684 --> 01:27:02,414
Vanellope!
1324
01:27:17,601 --> 01:27:21,503
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
1325
01:27:21,539 --> 01:27:23,707
No.
1326
01:27:23,708 --> 01:27:25,575
Well, you are,
1327
01:27:25,576 --> 01:27:28,511
and I will never be your friend!
1328
01:27:33,517 --> 01:27:35,832
Ralph!
1329
01:27:42,493 --> 01:27:45,462
Catch me if you can, you big dummy!
1330
01:27:50,701 --> 01:27:53,499
I gotcha, little sister.
1331
01:27:55,706 --> 01:27:58,675
- Now go, get out of here!
- Ralph!
1332
01:27:58,709 --> 01:28:04,579
- Go!
- No! Don't hurt him! Please, no!
1333
01:28:08,719 --> 01:28:11,586
Stop it! You're squishing him!
1334
01:28:13,491 --> 01:28:16,068
You're gonna kill
my best friend!
1335
01:28:19,563 --> 01:28:22,498
Fine, you win. You win, okay?
1336
01:28:25,536 --> 01:28:28,505
Please put him down.
1337
01:28:29,707 --> 01:28:32,676
I'll be your only friend, okay?
1338
01:28:33,511 --> 01:28:36,480
- Let him go.
- No! No, kid!
1339
01:28:39,383 --> 01:28:42,250
That's it. That's it, yeah.
1340
01:28:42,286 --> 01:28:47,383
Let him down, and I'll go with you.
We'll be best friends forever.
1341
01:28:47,525 --> 01:28:52,292
Just me and you.
That's what you want, right?
1342
01:28:53,865 --> 01:28:56,698
Well, that's not what I want!
1343
01:28:56,968 --> 01:29:01,837
It's not right to hold a friend back
from her dreams. You don't own her!
1344
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,741
That's not how friendship works!
1345
01:29:04,776 --> 01:29:07,802
You need to let her go!
1346
01:29:13,752 --> 01:29:16,363
You need to let her go.
1347
01:29:17,822 --> 01:29:21,918
I know. It's gonna hurt a
little bit when you do.
1348
01:29:21,926 --> 01:29:24,952
Ah, who am I kidding,
it's gonna hurt a lot.
1349
01:29:26,798 --> 01:29:29,767
But you're gonna be okay.
1350
01:29:31,736 --> 01:29:34,967
We're gonna be okay.
Right, kid?
1351
01:29:34,973 --> 01:29:39,706
Of course we are.
Always.
1352
01:29:40,912 --> 01:29:45,872
See? No matter where she
goes, or where she lives,
1353
01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:51,787
she's always gonna be our friend.
You just gotta trust her.
1354
01:29:51,790 --> 01:29:56,727
Cause that's what best friends do.
Right?
1355
01:30:10,909 --> 01:30:13,707
Thanks, buddy.
1356
01:30:16,981 --> 01:30:19,745
I feel good about this.
1357
01:30:25,890 --> 01:30:29,826
Ralph, look! I think you
fixed your insecurity!
1358
01:30:29,994 --> 01:30:33,545
You're right!
Whoo!
1359
01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:36,808
Ralph, no!
1360
01:30:39,003 --> 01:30:41,296
Park it right here, Ralph!
1361
01:30:41,297 --> 01:30:44,737
Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you!
1362
01:30:46,278 --> 01:30:48,428
Wow, that didn't work.
1363
01:30:52,084 --> 01:30:56,563
Look up there! It's a big,
strong man in need of rescuing!
1364
01:31:57,683 --> 01:32:00,379
Thanks, Frogger.
1365
01:32:00,419 --> 01:32:03,042
Wait a minute, who are all of you?
1366
01:32:03,067 --> 01:32:05,557
We're friends of Vanellope's.
1367
01:32:05,558 --> 01:32:09,619
Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's
is a friend of ours.
1368
01:32:09,629 --> 01:32:12,530
- You're welcome.
- Ralph!
1369
01:32:12,531 --> 01:32:16,225
- Looking good, big fella!
- Hey-o!
1370
01:32:16,669 --> 01:32:18,620
Oh. This dress is not made for a big boy.
1371
01:32:18,621 --> 01:32:20,572
It's going right up
the back alley there.
1372
01:32:20,573 --> 01:32:23,633
Let me just make a little adjustment.
There we go!
1373
01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:28,504
Internet users are breathing a
collective sigh of relief tonight.
1374
01:32:28,547 --> 01:32:30,649
Just as mysteriously has it appear,
1375
01:32:30,650 --> 01:32:33,710
the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished.
1376
01:32:39,492 --> 01:32:41,626
You know what I just realised?
1377
01:32:41,627 --> 01:32:44,494
The sun never rises or sets here,
1378
01:32:44,497 --> 01:32:46,498
cause everything is always on.
1379
01:32:46,499 --> 01:32:49,696
- Well know, isn't that an astute observation?
- I know, right?
1380
01:32:50,136 --> 01:32:53,633
Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably
the smartest guy in the internet.
1381
01:32:54,573 --> 01:32:55,604
Yeah.
1382
01:32:55,605 --> 01:32:58,600
Yo, V! We're about to come back online.
You ready?
1383
01:32:58,644 --> 01:33:00,412
Be right there!
1384
01:33:00,413 --> 01:33:02,314
Hey, Ralph.
Don't be a stranger.
1385
01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:05,113
Well, I can't be much
stranger than you, Shank.
1386
01:33:05,418 --> 01:33:07,859
Oh!
That's a good dad joke!
1387
01:33:08,287 --> 01:33:11,767
Hey. Don't forget, you
know, Shank added my code
1388
01:33:11,792 --> 01:33:14,142
in and everything, so
I'll be able to regenerate.
1389
01:33:14,143 --> 01:33:15,318
I'm gonna be totally safe.
1390
01:33:15,328 --> 01:33:17,362
No, I know.
It's gonna be great!
1391
01:33:17,363 --> 01:33:21,411
- You found your dream game.
- Yeah, I did.
1392
01:33:21,552 --> 01:33:24,926
I did.
So...
1393
01:33:25,344 --> 01:33:28,507
I should probably head
in there now, you know?
1394
01:33:28,548 --> 01:33:32,450
Oh. Before you go, I
wanted to give you this.
1395
01:33:33,286 --> 01:33:37,389
- I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.
- No, no, it's okay.
1396
01:33:37,390 --> 01:33:40,257
Now we can both have a half.
See?
1397
01:33:41,527 --> 01:33:43,877
Yeah!
1398
01:33:50,303 --> 01:33:55,951
I love you so much.
I'm really gonna miss you.
1399
01:33:56,442 --> 01:34:01,505
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
I really am.
1400
01:34:07,253 --> 01:34:09,403
Alright.
1401
01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:12,305
Okay, you're getting a
little clingy on me here.
1402
01:34:13,693 --> 01:34:16,995
Go on, get out of here.
The world's waiting for you, kid.
1403
01:35:14,521 --> 01:35:16,295
I'll be honest.
1404
01:35:16,296 --> 01:35:18,838
It still feels kinda weird around here.
1405
01:35:19,058 --> 01:35:21,093
I mean, a lot has changed.
1406
01:35:21,094 --> 01:35:24,029
Even though we got that steering
wheel and saved Sugar Rush,
1407
01:35:24,030 --> 01:35:26,965
it's never really
gonna be the same.
1408
01:35:27,066 --> 01:35:30,166
For one thing, the racers aren't
even that obnoxious anymore.
1409
01:35:30,403 --> 01:35:33,322
Oh, golly! I'm sorry you
didn't win, Taffyta.
1410
01:35:33,473 --> 01:35:36,201
Our friendship is much more important
to me than winning, Rancis.
1411
01:35:36,410 --> 01:35:40,379
- Losing builds character!
- Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
1412
01:35:40,380 --> 01:35:42,911
Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are,
1413
01:35:42,912 --> 01:35:45,443
they turn out to be
pretty great parents.
1414
01:35:45,485 --> 01:35:49,421
I gotta hand it to you two.
How on earth did you tame those things?
1415
01:35:49,456 --> 01:35:52,482
It's simple, Surge.
The key to parenting is to...
1416
01:35:55,395 --> 01:35:57,904
...and then what you do is...
1417
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:03,877
...and that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
1418
01:36:03,990 --> 01:36:07,196
Wow.
I wish every parent could hear that.
1419
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,334
I'm keeping busy, too.
1420
01:36:08,335 --> 01:36:11,304
- Finally joined Zangief's book club.
- Good point, Bison.
1421
01:36:11,338 --> 01:36:13,039
And how about you, Ralph?
1422
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:16,942
Do you feel Dostoevski intended
to make narrator unreliable?
1423
01:36:16,943 --> 01:36:17,943
Uh...
1424
01:36:18,211 --> 01:36:21,112
I do and I don't.
1425
01:36:21,148 --> 01:36:23,282
You do and you don't?
1426
01:36:23,283 --> 01:36:27,083
- Duality. That's really deep, Ralph.
- Thanks, Sonic.
1427
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,697
I don't know what
I'm talking about.
1428
01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:32,225
Oh, and we got this new thing
we do every Friday night
1429
01:36:32,226 --> 01:36:34,360
where we all go and hang
out in a different game.
1430
01:36:34,361 --> 01:36:36,262
I actually hosted this week.
1431
01:36:36,263 --> 01:36:40,097
Heyo! Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie!
1432
01:36:40,133 --> 01:36:44,204
- What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?
- Oh, just... a pie that you burn.
1433
01:36:44,205 --> 01:36:47,198
You can do this with any pie.
You just leave it in the oven for too long.
1434
01:36:49,677 --> 01:36:52,288
We really do have a lot of fun.
1435
01:36:53,681 --> 01:36:55,849
Guess that's pretty much all
the news I got for you.
1436
01:36:55,850 --> 01:36:58,751
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
1437
01:36:58,786 --> 01:37:01,846
- I just wish we can hang out sooner.
- Yeah, me too.
1438
01:37:01,856 --> 01:37:04,070
When did you say you're
getting those days off?
1439
01:37:04,129 --> 01:37:06,726
Oh... our update starts on January 25th.
1440
01:37:06,727 --> 01:37:09,719
- So, like, 2 months from now?
- That'll go by in a flash.
1441
01:37:09,730 --> 01:37:11,681
Oh. Speaking of which, you
want me to bring you
1442
01:37:11,682 --> 01:37:13,666
anything from home when I come visit?
1443
01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:16,795
Ooh. You know what I cannot find
anywhere on the internet?
1444
01:37:16,804 --> 01:37:19,705
A halfway decent Burger Time burger.
1445
01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:21,783
I've been talking em up,
to Shank and the crew,
1446
01:37:21,784 --> 01:37:23,743
and honestly, I think they're
starting to think
1447
01:37:23,744 --> 01:37:26,264
- I'm making it up!
- Alright. Consider it done.
1448
01:37:26,265 --> 01:37:28,807
I'll bring you guys a truck load.
1449
01:37:30,184 --> 01:37:32,185
The sun's coming up already.
1450
01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:35,155
- Guess I better get to it.
- Yeah, me too.
1451
01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:38,249
- Talk next week?
- I shall await your call, Madame.
1452
01:37:38,259 --> 01:37:43,196
Then, ado-ado.
Farting is such sweet sorrow.
1453
01:37:43,331 --> 01:37:47,358
- So long, stinkbrain.
- Bye, kid.
1454
01:38:00,248 --> 01:38:03,223
Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
1455
01:38:03,224 --> 01:38:07,488
Yeah. I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
1456
01:38:08,122 --> 01:38:11,114
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
1457
01:41:40,292 --> 01:41:43,315
Hey, Mo!
Did you like the movie, sweetie?
1458
01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:47,221
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer that
1459
01:41:47,246 --> 01:41:50,826
wasn't in the movie.
And that makes me sad.
1460
01:41:50,850 --> 01:41:54,773
Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing
your game would cheer you up.
1461
01:41:54,797 --> 01:41:56,947
Okay.
1462
01:41:57,882 --> 01:41:59,405
Pancake.
1463
01:41:59,406 --> 01:42:01,429
Milkshake.
1464
01:42:01,430 --> 01:42:03,153
Pancake.
1465
01:42:03,154 --> 01:42:04,677
Pancake.
1466
01:42:04,678 --> 01:42:06,719
- Milkshake.
- Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
1467
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,718
I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try!
My turn, my turn.
1468
01:42:08,719 --> 01:42:13,219
Pancake. Milkshake.
Milkshake. Milkshake.
1469
01:42:13,243 --> 01:42:17,243
Pancake. Pancake.
Milkshake. Milkshake.
1470
01:42:17,367 --> 01:42:20,667
I'm starting to understand why
people like this game! Very zen!
1471
01:42:22,916 --> 01:42:25,393
Hey, everybody! Look what I found!
1472
01:42:25,394 --> 01:42:28,360
- More pancakes!
- Sweet! Let's speed it up!
1473
01:42:28,361 --> 01:42:30,346
Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,
1474
01:42:30,347 --> 01:42:32,370
pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,
1475
01:42:32,371 --> 01:42:35,195
pancake, pancake, pancake,
pancake, pancake, pancake.
1476
01:42:35,219 --> 01:42:36,973
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!
1477
01:42:36,974 --> 01:42:40,080
Ralph, you might wanna try feeding
the kitty for a little while.
1478
01:42:40,704 --> 01:42:43,202
No, the kitty gets the milkshake!
1479
01:42:43,203 --> 01:42:47,779
The bunny gets the pancake!
1480
01:42:57,666 --> 01:43:03,250
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