1 00:00:24,419 --> 00:00:29,419 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:37,685 --> 00:00:40,118 (BYE BYE BYE PLAYING) 3 00:00:44,618 --> 00:00:45,819 ♪ Hey, hey 4 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:49,384 ♪ Bye, bye, bye 5 00:00:53,819 --> 00:00:55,618 ♪ Bye, bye 6 00:00:57,718 --> 00:01:00,052 ♪ Oh, oh 7 00:01:00,085 --> 00:01:03,085 ♪ I'm doing this tonight 8 00:01:03,118 --> 00:01:05,952 ♪ You're probably Gonna start a fight 9 00:01:05,985 --> 00:01:08,885 ♪ I know this can't be right 10 00:01:08,918 --> 00:01:11,651 ♪ Hey, baby, come on 11 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:14,484 ♪ I loved you endlessly 12 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:17,085 ♪ And you weren't there for me 13 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:22,685 ♪ So now it's time to leave And make it alone 14 00:01:22,718 --> 00:01:26,018 ♪ I know That I can't take no more 15 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,384 ♪ It ain't no lie 16 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:31,518 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 17 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:33,618 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 18 00:01:33,651 --> 00:01:35,885 ♪ I don't want to be a fool For you 19 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:39,518 ♪ Just another player In your game for two 20 00:01:39,551 --> 00:01:42,585 ♪ You may hate me But it ain't no lie 21 00:01:42,618 --> 00:01:44,918 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 22 00:01:44,952 --> 00:01:46,985 ♪ I don't really want To make it tough 23 00:01:47,018 --> 00:01:50,518 ♪ I just wanna tell you That I had enough 24 00:01:50,551 --> 00:01:53,718 ♪ It might sound crazy But it ain't no lie 25 00:01:53,752 --> 00:01:54,852 ♪ Baby, bye, bye ♪ 26 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:56,418 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 27 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:32,651 Hey, Lexi. It's me, Mikey. 28 00:02:33,518 --> 00:02:34,451 Mikey. 29 00:02:34,484 --> 00:02:36,818 No, no, no, no. Don't hang up. Don't hang up. 30 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:40,818 I got a big fucking surprise for you. 31 00:02:43,785 --> 00:02:46,085 - WOMAN: Who is it? - I was cleaning... 32 00:02:46,118 --> 00:02:47,985 Hey! Surprise! 33 00:02:48,018 --> 00:02:49,918 Hey. Hey, Lil. 34 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,752 Oh, my shit. 35 00:02:51,785 --> 00:02:53,752 (CHUCKLES) Nice to see you, too, uh... 36 00:02:53,785 --> 00:02:55,118 How you been? How you been? 37 00:02:56,451 --> 00:02:58,118 Okay... 38 00:02:58,152 --> 00:03:00,985 - It's me, Mikey. Remember me? - I know. 39 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:03,052 I know. What are you doing here for? 40 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:05,118 Well, I just came to see Lexi, 41 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,585 and, well, I came to see you of course. 42 00:03:06,618 --> 00:03:08,518 Both of you guys. But is Lexi here right now? 43 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:09,985 LIL: Lexi! 44 00:03:10,018 --> 00:03:11,052 - Thank you. - LEXI: What? 45 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:12,852 LIL: You won't believe who's here. 46 00:03:13,518 --> 00:03:14,918 Oh, my gosh. 47 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:18,052 Oh, my shit. 48 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:19,518 Surprise! 49 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,852 Oh, my God, what the... What are you doing here? 50 00:03:21,885 --> 00:03:23,852 Aw! It's good to see you, too. 51 00:03:23,885 --> 00:03:24,952 Why are you here? 52 00:03:24,985 --> 00:03:27,118 Fuck. Oh, God damn it. Where do I begin. Uh, look... 53 00:03:27,152 --> 00:03:28,451 No, you're not coming in this house. 54 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:29,852 - All beat up. - That's right. 55 00:03:29,885 --> 00:03:31,718 - What... What the fuck? - All right... 56 00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:34,085 All right, well, I'll tell you what's... 57 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:36,085 Yeah, why are you here? 58 00:03:36,118 --> 00:03:37,686 - LIL: Yeah. - MIKEY: Uh, well... 59 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,618 LIL: Why are you here? 60 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,052 Mom, Mom, can you give me a minute? 61 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,118 Lil, I just wanted to come in, 62 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:42,518 and hang for a couple of days. 63 00:03:42,551 --> 00:03:44,085 No, you're not coming in here. 64 00:03:44,118 --> 00:03:45,152 LIL: You're not coming in my house. 65 00:03:45,185 --> 00:03:47,518 Mom, can you just go inside and... 66 00:03:48,585 --> 00:03:50,952 - The fuck, Mikey? - I... I know. 67 00:03:50,985 --> 00:03:52,551 I know. This is unexpected. 68 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:54,652 Oh, nothing with you is unexpected. 69 00:03:54,686 --> 00:03:57,551 (LAUGHS) You still got that sass! 70 00:03:58,152 --> 00:03:59,718 (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 71 00:03:59,751 --> 00:04:01,785 Look, I don't know what you want, 72 00:04:01,818 --> 00:04:03,619 but I can't help you. 73 00:04:03,652 --> 00:04:06,685 So it doesn't matter how or why you're here. 74 00:04:06,718 --> 00:04:07,852 Go away. 75 00:04:08,718 --> 00:04:11,585 - MIKEY: Hey, Lil. - LEXI: Ma! 76 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,484 - God damn it. - Look, I don't want 77 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:14,451 to be here, all right? This is embarrassing. 78 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:15,418 LEXI: Well, I don't want you here either. 79 00:04:15,451 --> 00:04:16,652 You think I want to show up like this? 80 00:04:16,685 --> 00:04:18,918 I got my ass fuckin' kicked. I just need a place to crash. 81 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:20,585 - Why can't you be cool? - What does it look like? 82 00:04:20,619 --> 00:04:22,085 - A hotel? - Really? It's like that? 83 00:04:22,118 --> 00:04:24,418 Can you get off the property, please? 84 00:04:24,451 --> 00:04:26,551 What, why... What are you fucking going do? Really? 85 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:27,952 Well, you... Oh, you want me to call the cops? 86 00:04:27,985 --> 00:04:29,484 - I'll call the cops. - Don't. Don't fucking... 87 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,384 - No, I'm calling the cops. - Fuck! 88 00:04:31,418 --> 00:04:32,985 - Nine, eight... - God... 89 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:35,018 LEXI: Seven... Faster! 90 00:04:35,052 --> 00:04:36,518 I'm technically off the property, 91 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:37,619 so you can't call the cops, 92 00:04:37,651 --> 00:04:40,551 because I'm on public land respecting your boundaries! 93 00:04:40,586 --> 00:04:42,451 - Can you keep it down? - Can you come over here 94 00:04:42,484 --> 00:04:44,484 so I don't have to project my voice, please? 95 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,118 Oh, fuck! 96 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,351 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 97 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:49,918 Seriously, I just need a place to crash for a couple of days. 98 00:04:49,952 --> 00:04:53,085 - What's the big deal? - Mikey, go fuck yourself. 99 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,052 Oh, you don't even know what I've been through. 100 00:04:55,085 --> 00:04:56,918 - Oh, right. - Look at my fucking face! 101 00:04:56,952 --> 00:04:58,619 I just was on a bus for two days. 102 00:04:58,651 --> 00:05:00,451 I had to walk here from the bus station... 103 00:05:00,484 --> 00:05:01,852 Why don't you stay with your mama! 104 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,852 My mom's in a nursing home in Le Marque. 105 00:05:03,885 --> 00:05:05,751 A care home. I can't sleep there. 106 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:08,451 Mikey, what do you want? 107 00:05:08,484 --> 00:05:09,751 - My God, I just... - What do you want? 108 00:05:09,785 --> 00:05:10,952 I just fucking told you. 109 00:05:10,985 --> 00:05:13,586 I just need to crash for a couple days. 110 00:05:13,618 --> 00:05:14,751 What, you want money, right? Here. 111 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:18,718 - I don't want fucking money. - I got 22 fucking dollars. 112 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,518 Here, come get it. I can't come on your property. 113 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:22,418 - Come get your money. - You should've called! 114 00:05:22,451 --> 00:05:25,018 If I would've called, you would've said "no." 115 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:26,818 I'm still saying "no," 116 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:28,152 so you fucked yourself by coming. 117 00:05:28,185 --> 00:05:30,586 Oh, please, come on. You know me. 118 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:31,818 Damn straight, I do. 119 00:05:31,852 --> 00:05:32,885 You know me and you know 120 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:33,952 I wouldn't be literally begging 121 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,018 if I had somewhere to go. 122 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:36,085 And if you don't let me in, 123 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,052 I'm going to sleep in Tarpey fucking Park tonight, 124 00:05:38,085 --> 00:05:39,384 is that what you want? 125 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:40,451 You said you were never going 126 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:42,085 to step a foot in Texas again. 127 00:05:42,118 --> 00:05:44,852 And then the world fucked me, what can I say. 128 00:05:45,585 --> 00:05:47,618 - Peek-a-boo! - Ma! 129 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,152 See, your mom's saying, "Let him in. 130 00:05:49,185 --> 00:05:50,552 "Let him in and take a shower." 131 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:51,651 And the dog's like, 132 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,085 "Oh, he's a good man, I can tell by his nice energy." 133 00:05:54,118 --> 00:05:56,484 Please let me take a fucking shower. 134 00:05:56,519 --> 00:05:57,751 (SHOWER RUNNING) 135 00:06:09,985 --> 00:06:11,985 (TAP RUNNING) 136 00:06:17,885 --> 00:06:20,085 MIKEY: The shit got out of fucking control. 137 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,519 If I didn't see it with my own eyes, 138 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:22,485 I wouldn't believe it. 139 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:24,485 The place turned into a fucking trap house 140 00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:25,751 right under my nose. 141 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,018 Fucking Speigler sends me some scraggly bitch from Ohio 142 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:29,785 that he promised would be chill. 143 00:06:29,818 --> 00:06:31,585 Her first night in the house, she gets in a fight, 144 00:06:31,618 --> 00:06:33,152 knocks this fucking bitch out. 145 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,885 Crack. Right in front of me. I was like, "Holy shit!" 146 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:37,052 So, anyway, she bounced. 147 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:39,551 Now, I got to fill the room so I don't lose the month 148 00:06:39,585 --> 00:06:40,852 and her friend comes and stays there 149 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:42,418 and gets high the whole fucking time. 150 00:06:42,452 --> 00:06:43,785 Why didn't you just kick the bitch out? 151 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:44,918 Well, I had seven hoes 152 00:06:44,952 --> 00:06:47,085 and they're letting MS-13 deal drugs the whole time. 153 00:06:47,118 --> 00:06:49,452 Lil, MS13 is a gang you don't want to fuck with. 154 00:06:49,485 --> 00:06:51,518 You're good? You're good? Okay. You need any coffee? 155 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:53,118 All right. Sorry. So, anyway. 156 00:06:53,152 --> 00:06:55,685 Long story short. I ended up hiding out in my room, 157 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:57,751 because these dudes were straight fucking killers 158 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,018 and I didn't wanna fucking get killed 159 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,818 so I played video games the whole time. 160 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:02,651 Remember the house in Chatsworth? 161 00:07:02,685 --> 00:07:04,685 - LEXI: Mm-hmm. - Well, this place was, like, 162 00:07:04,718 --> 00:07:06,685 maybe five times bigger. Beautiful house. 163 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,818 I had a two-year lease 164 00:07:07,852 --> 00:07:09,685 with an option to buy it at the end of the lease, right? 165 00:07:09,718 --> 00:07:13,152 Well... (CHUCKLES) As usual, shit got fucking crazy. 166 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:15,618 I snapped, I got up in one of those cholos' faces 167 00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:16,818 because I'm not a little bitch. 168 00:07:16,852 --> 00:07:18,818 I came this fucking close to getting shot. 169 00:07:18,852 --> 00:07:20,485 This fucking close. 170 00:07:20,518 --> 00:07:21,751 So then I had to crash with Kennedy. 171 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:24,384 You remember Kennedy? Remember... 172 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:25,751 Do you remember Kennedy? 173 00:07:25,785 --> 00:07:27,152 Anyway, I had to crash at Kennedy's 174 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,985 for, like, three weeks until he kicked my ass out 175 00:07:29,018 --> 00:07:30,052 'cause someone left his back door open 176 00:07:30,085 --> 00:07:32,585 and his cute little cat got out and got killed. 177 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,818 And it wasn't me, 178 00:07:33,852 --> 00:07:34,618 it was some dumb cunt that he fucked the night before. 179 00:07:34,651 --> 00:07:35,651 I'm sorry, I don't mean to swear. 180 00:07:35,685 --> 00:07:37,885 But I don't do that, everyone blames me, like, 181 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:39,152 "Oh, Mikey's the bad guy." 182 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:40,585 It's, like, whatever, it's bullshit. 183 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:42,718 So, anyway, I had to crash at his place. 184 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:43,852 He kicks me out, 185 00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:46,118 for, like, three nights, I slept on the fucking street, 186 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:47,385 I slept in a alleyway. 187 00:07:47,419 --> 00:07:49,052 I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow. 188 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:51,585 It's fucking bullshit, my neck was so sore, 189 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:54,052 I got beat up, that's how all this happened. 190 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:56,118 Two homeless fuckers beat the shit out of me. 191 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:58,118 They took everything except my phone and my wallet. 192 00:07:58,152 --> 00:07:59,585 And the only reason they didn't get that 193 00:07:59,618 --> 00:08:02,085 is the cop showed up and arrested my ass! 194 00:08:02,118 --> 00:08:03,718 Why'd you get arrested? 195 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,818 I have a feelin' there's a whole lot more to this story. 196 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:06,852 I'm sure there is. 197 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:09,152 MIKEY: It doesn't even matter. Look, guys. 198 00:08:09,185 --> 00:08:10,852 This could be fun, this could be cool. 199 00:08:10,885 --> 00:08:12,818 I got a plan. While I was on the bus, 200 00:08:12,852 --> 00:08:14,918 I thought about this, I gave it some serious thought. 201 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,852 Lil, you know I'm not a freeloader, right? 202 00:08:16,885 --> 00:08:18,518 - While I'm here... - How long? 203 00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:19,585 MIKEY: "How long" what? 204 00:08:19,618 --> 00:08:21,451 How long do you plan on staying? 205 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,018 Well, I mean, that's up to you, and Lexi of course, 206 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:24,852 but look, I saw some hiring signs on the way in. 207 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:25,918 I'll go downtown tomorrow, 208 00:08:25,952 --> 00:08:27,618 and I'll get a job that pays cash. 209 00:08:27,651 --> 00:08:29,018 I'll teach fucking karate if I have to. 210 00:08:29,052 --> 00:08:30,085 - (LEXI MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) - I just got my green belt. 211 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,551 I'll make cash and I'll help out around here. 212 00:08:32,585 --> 00:08:34,152 You need a man around the house. Okay? 213 00:08:34,185 --> 00:08:35,651 I already see shit's falling apart, 214 00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:37,651 I can help out with all that shit, right? 215 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,118 I want at least $200 a week. 216 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:43,018 Thank you, Lil, you're not going to regret this. 217 00:08:43,052 --> 00:08:45,952 Seriously, thank you so much for trusting me... I'll... 218 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:48,852 LEXI: Let's give it a couple of days and see how it goes. 219 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,018 Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with. 220 00:08:50,052 --> 00:08:51,885 I don't want to make you uncomfortable, 221 00:08:51,918 --> 00:08:54,052 I'm here to help. And look, before long, 222 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,885 it'll be like we're still married. 223 00:08:56,852 --> 00:08:58,685 We are still married. 224 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:03,818 Oh, my God, the backyard's a mess. 225 00:09:03,852 --> 00:09:06,618 See, you need a guy around... Dude, there's a dragonfly. 226 00:09:10,152 --> 00:09:11,918 WOMAN: (OVER TV) ...find out, when she called you... 227 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,085 Now, you traveled? 228 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:14,785 - WOMAN 2: Yeah. - WOMAN 1: How many days later? 229 00:09:14,818 --> 00:09:16,585 - WOMAN 1: Okay. - (MIKEY GRUNTS) 230 00:09:16,618 --> 00:09:17,618 WOMAN 2: This was about three days. 231 00:09:17,651 --> 00:09:18,651 WOMAN 1: So, she called you and said 232 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:19,852 they were in a high speed chase... 233 00:09:19,885 --> 00:09:20,551 WOMAN 2: She said I was in a high speed chase, 234 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:23,118 - with Dante... - Mornin'. 235 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,018 - Mornin'. - She was chasing him. 236 00:09:25,052 --> 00:09:27,952 He was in the car, she pulled up, 237 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,918 - somebody told her... - I love this show. 238 00:09:31,118 --> 00:09:33,718 I watch it everyday, so get used to it. 239 00:09:33,751 --> 00:09:35,418 - (MIKEY GRUNTS) - And from what I was told, 240 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,618 they were doing like 80. 241 00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:39,818 Down a main street. 242 00:09:39,852 --> 00:09:42,685 She's trying to catch him, and he hit a pole. 243 00:09:42,718 --> 00:09:43,952 A fence pole. 244 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:45,718 WOMAN 1: What do you say happened? 245 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,152 MAN 1: I was coming back from the airport, 246 00:09:47,185 --> 00:09:48,952 driving her off as she stated. 247 00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:51,152 And when I was at the stop sign, 248 00:09:51,185 --> 00:09:53,852 - I had the right of way to... - (GRUNTS) Excuse me. 249 00:09:55,152 --> 00:09:58,418 They ran the stop sign and t-boned the car almost. 250 00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:00,885 WOMAN 1: Was this your baby mother in the other car? 251 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:02,484 - MAN 1: No. - WOMAN 1: When she calls you 252 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,618 and she tells you, 253 00:10:03,651 --> 00:10:04,952 'cause I believe that conversation happened, 254 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:06,319 - do you call him? - WOMAN 2: Yes. 255 00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:08,484 - WOMAN 1: And what does he say? - WOMAN 2: He like, "Man... 256 00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:11,685 "You know that crazy broad. It's not my fault. 257 00:10:11,718 --> 00:10:13,751 "She crazy... I was tryna..." 258 00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:16,618 He was in fear for his safety is what he told me. 259 00:10:16,651 --> 00:10:17,751 WOMAN 1: Is that what you said? 260 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,152 - MAN 1: No. - WOMAN 1: I don't believe you. 261 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,751 Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim 262 00:10:22,785 --> 00:10:23,818 for emotional distress. 263 00:10:23,852 --> 00:10:25,618 I cannot wait to hear this. 264 00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:27,651 Hey, Lil, I'm going to borrow 265 00:10:27,685 --> 00:10:29,085 some of your ground beef, okay? 266 00:10:29,118 --> 00:10:30,384 Okay. 267 00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:32,418 (PEOPLE ARGUING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV) 268 00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:36,418 Hey, Lexi? 269 00:10:36,451 --> 00:10:37,685 Hello? 270 00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:38,818 - LEXI: Yeah? - Hey. 271 00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:40,618 Uh, I'm not looking too presentable, 272 00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:41,852 so I'm going to let this thing go down 273 00:10:41,885 --> 00:10:43,651 before I go on these interviews. 274 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,651 So, few more days, okay? 275 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,585 All right? 276 00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,418 - LEXI: Sure. - Thank you. 277 00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:51,585 MAN 1: (OVER TV) It was, before she started 278 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,818 - getting into my business. - WOMAN 1: Really? 279 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,152 So, that's what your counter claim is about? 280 00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:57,085 She has caused you emotional distress. 281 00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:58,585 - MAN 1: Mm-hmm. - WOMAN 1: Not baby mom... 282 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:00,918 Put some clothes on for Christ's sake. 283 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,052 - MAN 1: All of them do. - WOMAN 1: Okay. 284 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:04,585 MAN 1: They all run together. 285 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:06,085 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 286 00:11:06,118 --> 00:11:07,952 WOMAN 1: Your counterclaim is dismissed, sir. 287 00:11:07,985 --> 00:11:11,118 Judgment in this case is for the plaintiff $2902. 288 00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:13,351 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 289 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:18,052 Not even one men's shirt? 290 00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:20,751 LEXI: Beggars can't be choosers, Mikey. 291 00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:22,785 (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV) 292 00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:55,885 Your last job listed 293 00:11:55,918 --> 00:11:57,785 is over 17 years ago. 294 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,618 That's quite a gap in employment. 295 00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:02,518 MIKEY: Well, you know, I've worked almost everyday 296 00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:03,818 for the last 17 years. 297 00:12:03,852 --> 00:12:05,685 It's just I've been self-employed. 298 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,484 - What line of work? - Oh, mostly entertainment. 299 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,618 I've been living in Los Angeles, 300 00:12:08,651 --> 00:12:10,685 that's why I have the 323 area code right there, 301 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:12,518 in case you were wondering. But, yeah. 302 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:15,119 Film, television, music, entrepreneurship. 303 00:12:15,153 --> 00:12:17,551 Okay, so why are you interested in working here? 304 00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:19,052 - Well, I'm living here now. - Okay. 305 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:21,119 We were estranged for a while, I'll be honest. 306 00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:22,651 But, you know, we're both from here. 307 00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:24,952 And, you know, now that we're back living here, 308 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,751 we decided to make a run of it. 309 00:12:27,785 --> 00:12:29,585 Well, we do require some experience 310 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,685 or some previous training in the service industry. 311 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,985 - MIKEY: Mm. - And at least one reference. 312 00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:36,952 Uh, yeah. That's going to be tricky. 313 00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:39,918 MIKEY: But I did work for CiCi's Pizza from '99 and 2000. 314 00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:41,785 I think that branch that I worked for closed. 315 00:12:41,818 --> 00:12:42,852 I put it on there. 316 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:45,852 But, yeah, you could contact corporate if you like. 317 00:12:45,885 --> 00:12:47,852 Look, if you were incarcerated, that's okay. 318 00:12:47,885 --> 00:12:49,052 I just need something 319 00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:50,119 - from your parole officer. - (LAUGHS) 320 00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:51,484 All right, look, 321 00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:52,818 I'm going to be straight with you, all right? 322 00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:53,985 All right. Tell me. I need that. 323 00:12:54,018 --> 00:12:56,518 Okay. All right, look, I'll just be honest with you, man. 324 00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,152 You don't recognize me, do you? 325 00:12:58,185 --> 00:13:00,119 I'm an adult film actor. 326 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:01,985 Excuse me? 327 00:13:02,018 --> 00:13:04,484 A porn star. I'm a porn star. 328 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:08,818 I know, I've been working 329 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:09,918 in the adult entertainment industry 330 00:13:09,952 --> 00:13:11,852 since 2001 and, you know, even though... 331 00:13:11,885 --> 00:13:13,384 Did you say porn? 332 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,518 Hey, you know, it was fun, I think. 333 00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:17,384 - I'm sure it was. (LAUGHS) - Yeah, all the ladies... 334 00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:18,685 Why don't you just google me? 335 00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:20,484 Look up "Mikey Saber." 336 00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:22,451 - Mikey... - Saber. 337 00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:26,551 S-A-B-E-R XXX. Go ahead. Search it. 338 00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:27,618 This is unbelievable. 339 00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,985 MIKEY: Yeah, that's what they say. 340 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,518 Yeah, just pull down... Yep. 341 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,585 That's me right there, younger me, but... 342 00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:38,118 - Oh, that certainly is you. - Mm. Yeah. 343 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,952 2,000 movies, six awards, 344 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,551 13 nominations and Hall of Fame, did that. 345 00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:44,053 I want to, you know, start fresh, 346 00:13:44,086 --> 00:13:46,985 and really start a new chapter, a new life 347 00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:48,952 with you, and your company, ma'am. 348 00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:50,086 I'd really like to help you, 349 00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:53,818 but, um, my management, they would not permit this. 350 00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:57,885 I'm sorry, but you're just simply 351 00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,685 overqualified for this job. (CHUCKLES) 352 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:02,551 I'm just not sure our customers 353 00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:06,718 would be comfortable with you waiting on them. 354 00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:09,585 They may have seen one of your movies. 355 00:14:09,618 --> 00:14:10,885 Later on, when you get home, 356 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,952 google "Mikey Saber XXX" 357 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,053 and you'll see what I'm talking about. 358 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:14,985 - It's some good shit. - MAN: Okay. 359 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,518 - Yeah, yeah I'll do that. - Thanks, man. 360 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,651 - Thanks, man. Take care now. - Okay. 361 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,019 MIKEY: Stripes, Food King, Dollar General. 362 00:14:23,053 --> 00:14:24,651 I even went to fucking Luby's... 363 00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:25,885 Nobody's hiring. 364 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,818 (TV PLAYING) 365 00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:30,019 At least get your assistance check. 366 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,852 MIKEY: Well, I may be able to get you pay stubs 367 00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:36,319 from Brazzers or New Sensations, 368 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:39,085 but I had a falling out with one of the guys over there. 369 00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,052 It's a long story. 370 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,052 WOMAN: Okay, but you need to be 371 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:42,885 a Texas resident to get benefits. 372 00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:44,085 Oh, no, I'm residing here. 373 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:45,818 I moved back in with my wife last week. 374 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,785 WOMAN: In order to be a resident, 375 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:50,019 you need to reside here for at least 180 days. 376 00:14:50,052 --> 00:14:51,618 So, why don't you come back 377 00:14:51,651 --> 00:14:54,019 when you can provide me with a Texas State ID, 378 00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:56,484 and a copy of your marriage license, okay? 379 00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:57,585 Yes, ma'am. 380 00:14:57,618 --> 00:14:58,685 Also, I'm a little confused, 381 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:01,918 is your last name Davies or Saber? 382 00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:08,585 MAN: (OVER TV) During the Bill Kay Ford 383 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:09,718 auto show sale-a-thon, 384 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:12,618 get 0% APR for 60 to 72 months, 385 00:15:12,651 --> 00:15:14,451 plus auto show bonus cash... 386 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:15,484 Morning, Lil. 387 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:17,585 LIL: Mornin.' 388 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,418 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) 389 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:20,585 (ALARM BEEPING IN DISTANCE) 390 00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:29,585 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 391 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:35,885 (WHINING) 392 00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:40,585 (SIREN CONTINUES WAILING) 393 00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:48,551 MAN: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) This has been a test 394 00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:51,418 of the emergency warning system. 395 00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:02,618 Damn. 396 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:23,618 Ernesto! 397 00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,751 It's me, Mikey, from high school. 398 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:31,919 Mikey? Oh. (CHUCKLES) 399 00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:33,985 Mikey. Okay. Okay. 400 00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:35,818 Is your mom here? 401 00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:37,152 Yeah, she's here. 402 00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:39,618 Can I please speak with her really quick? 403 00:16:39,651 --> 00:16:41,618 - Yeah, she's out in the back. - Okay. 404 00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,118 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 405 00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:44,585 - Out back. - That way? 406 00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:46,018 - Yeah, out back. - Okay. 407 00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:47,785 Thanks, big dog. 408 00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:49,818 (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 409 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:00,651 He retarded. 410 00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,618 Don't worry about it, you know the boy is slow. 411 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:05,018 That's why his head is so big. Don't talk about the boy. 412 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,085 I don't need him. 413 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,418 I'm just tellin' you to calm down, 414 00:17:07,451 --> 00:17:08,518 I'm gonna check his ass. 415 00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:10,685 MIKEY: Pardon me, Leondria. 416 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:12,052 Hey, it's me, Mikey. 417 00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:14,551 Mikey. 418 00:17:15,052 --> 00:17:16,351 Remember me? 419 00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,451 It's okay, it's been forever. 420 00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:21,718 Lil's son in law. Mikey. 421 00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:24,418 Mikey... 422 00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:25,718 MIKEY: Yeah, it's good to see you, ma'am. 423 00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,651 What the hell are you doing around here? 424 00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,384 Yeah, I'm back in town. 425 00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,085 It's so good to see you again, ma'am, you look great. 426 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,618 - Hey, I'm Mikey. - My daughter, June. 427 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:36,885 Uh... 428 00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:38,551 Oh, shit, June. 429 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:39,785 I haven't seen you since... 430 00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,651 Last time I saw you, you were up to my knee. 431 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,985 You've grown up. 432 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,351 Big girl now. 433 00:17:47,451 --> 00:17:49,484 So, why you back, Mr. Hollywood? 434 00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:51,585 MIKEY: Oh, uh... 435 00:17:51,618 --> 00:17:54,985 Well, me and the ol' lady trying to give it another go. 436 00:17:55,018 --> 00:17:56,052 Oh, really? 437 00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:59,085 So you're telling me Lil is letting you stay there? 438 00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:02,451 Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm helping out, 439 00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:04,786 and chipping in around the house. 440 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:05,885 Which is why I'm here. 441 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:07,518 So, I was wondering 442 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:10,685 if maybe I could move some bud for you? 443 00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:12,451 Like I did back in the day. 444 00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,085 LEONDRIA: Hmm... 445 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,585 Speaking of back in the day, 446 00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:20,585 you sound brand new. 447 00:18:20,618 --> 00:18:22,585 Oh, the accent? (CHUCKLING) Yeah... 448 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:25,852 Yeah, I had to lose it for the biz, ma'am. 449 00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:27,852 But y'all know I'm still a Texas boy at heart. 450 00:18:27,885 --> 00:18:29,985 Mm-hmm. You helpin' Lil with the rent? 451 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,451 MIKEY: Of course! 452 00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:32,585 But, uh... 453 00:18:32,618 --> 00:18:33,952 I'm kinda cash poor at the moment, 454 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:35,985 do you think you could put me on Front Street? 455 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,118 Let's start with an ounce. 456 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,718 MIKEY: Yeah, that'd be great. 457 00:18:42,752 --> 00:18:44,786 - Thank you. - WOMAN: Hey, June. Hey, Le. 458 00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:45,885 LEONDRIA: Hey darlin'. How are you? 459 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,685 - I'm good, how are you? - LEONDRIA: Good, good, good. 460 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,752 - WOMAN: Good, good, good. - LEONDRIA: Everything is fine. 461 00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:52,118 WOMAN: You're looking good. I know. You're looking good. 462 00:18:52,152 --> 00:18:53,918 You ladies have a nice day. 463 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:55,651 LEONDRIA: You, too, Mikey. 464 00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,052 All right, girl... Anyways, girl, so... 465 00:18:57,085 --> 00:18:59,152 (LEONDRIA AND WOMAN CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY) 466 00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:01,085 Yeah, so, I kinda changed the... Yeah. 467 00:19:01,118 --> 00:19:02,651 - I like the color. - Girl, thank you. 468 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,418 - Yeah, what color is that? - (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 469 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:08,685 I bet you any goddamn money, 470 00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:11,085 his ass gonna smoke that shit himself. 471 00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:12,952 Well, I'm glad I gave him some Reggie Bush. 472 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,518 That's what I'm talking about. 473 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,985 You're smart, baby girl. 474 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:17,985 - A pipe. - Okay. 475 00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,152 - And those baggies. - Yeah. 476 00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,818 And let me get Dutch Masters. 477 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:21,785 Wait, no, no. Yeah, those. 478 00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:22,985 - Those papers right there. - Oh, this one? 479 00:19:23,018 --> 00:19:24,052 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay. 480 00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:25,384 I'm a patriotic boy. 481 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:40,818 DONALD TRUMP: (OVER TV) ...but to do that, 482 00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:43,052 we must break free 483 00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:46,484 from the petty politics of the past. 484 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,885 America is a nation of believers, dreamers 485 00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:52,585 and strivers 486 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,418 that is being led 487 00:19:54,451 --> 00:19:57,719 by a group of censors, critics and cynics. 488 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:04,686 (MAN WHOOPS IN DISTANCE) 489 00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:09,751 LEONDRIA: You weren't bullshitting. 490 00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,618 I don't bullshit. 491 00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:13,518 Just please don't give me that snicklefritz shit again, 492 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:14,686 or I won't get repeaters. 493 00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:15,751 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV) 494 00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:17,686 It's not snicklefritz shit, son. 495 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:18,718 Much better. 496 00:20:21,484 --> 00:20:22,484 Ladies. 497 00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:26,484 Hey, Leo. 498 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,152 - Hey, June. How's it going? - Hey, darlin'. 499 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,852 - How are you? - Good. 500 00:20:29,885 --> 00:20:31,918 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ON TV) 501 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:33,918 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 502 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:39,952 (CAR APPROACHING) 503 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,484 - (DOG WHINES SOFTLY) - Yes. 504 00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:52,885 (MIKEY BLOWS) 505 00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:54,918 Got 'em. 506 00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:56,751 Hello, ma'am. 507 00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:58,585 Hey, how you doin' today, honey? 508 00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:00,785 Doin' good. You got men's clothes, my size? 509 00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,152 I got a few over here 510 00:21:02,185 --> 00:21:03,384 - hangin' up. - Oh. 511 00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:04,718 I like this. 512 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,652 You think this is a good color on me? 513 00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,018 WOMAN: Oh, absolutely. 514 00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:09,185 MIKEY: Let me get that. 515 00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:11,619 You have a fitting room? Or do I just have to risk it? 516 00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:14,384 Yeah I think this shirt will look real nice on you, hon. 517 00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,952 If I buy all those clothes, throw this in for a dollar. 518 00:21:19,985 --> 00:21:21,018 - All right. Deal. - Okay? 519 00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:22,085 Deal. 520 00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,518 - MAN: Sold. - MIKEY: Sold. 521 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,384 Sold! 522 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,451 Lil, as a token of my appreciation, 523 00:21:28,484 --> 00:21:30,885 step up from your restaurant ashtray, 524 00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:32,551 - and okay... - (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 525 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:35,518 This doesn't change anything, but I do like it. 526 00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:36,885 (WATER SPRAYING) 527 00:21:53,818 --> 00:21:56,552 Damn, dope ride. 528 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:59,085 Uh, yeah, man. Can I help you? 529 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,118 Wow. 530 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,818 I'm next door. I'm living next door. 531 00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:06,118 Oh, yeah? Wait a second. 532 00:22:08,018 --> 00:22:10,118 Shit, you're Mikey! 533 00:22:10,618 --> 00:22:11,651 Yeah. 534 00:22:11,685 --> 00:22:12,785 MAN: Yeah, man, it's... 535 00:22:12,818 --> 00:22:14,384 It's me, man. It's me, Lonnie! 536 00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:16,152 Do I know you? 537 00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:19,484 Well, I mean, kinda. 538 00:22:19,519 --> 00:22:21,918 I mean, I live here, obviously. (CHUCKLES) 539 00:22:21,952 --> 00:22:23,418 And, uh... 540 00:22:23,451 --> 00:22:24,952 No, Lexi, man. 541 00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:26,785 Lexi used to babysit me all the time. 542 00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:28,651 Oh, yeah. 543 00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,384 Yeah, my parents came home one night, 544 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,052 y'all were humpin' in their bedroom. 545 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,118 You jumped out the window naked! 546 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,018 They called the cops on you and everything. 547 00:22:36,052 --> 00:22:37,651 Yep, yep, now I remember. 548 00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,818 Oh, shit, your mother hates me. (LAUGHS) 549 00:22:39,852 --> 00:22:40,751 Uh, well, I mean, 550 00:22:40,785 --> 00:22:43,552 she hated you, man. Uh, yeah, she died. 551 00:22:43,585 --> 00:22:45,585 Oh. Damn, sorry to hear that. 552 00:22:45,618 --> 00:22:46,785 No, I mean, it's good, man. 553 00:22:46,818 --> 00:22:48,685 I mean, it happened over a year ago. 554 00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:50,018 Bladder cancer. 555 00:22:50,052 --> 00:22:51,885 - Shit's a motherfucker. - Ah, shit. 556 00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:53,651 That sucks. 557 00:22:53,685 --> 00:22:55,384 Hey, we should hang out sometime. 558 00:22:55,418 --> 00:22:56,818 Take a spin in this bad boy. 559 00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:57,885 Uh, yeah, man. 560 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,384 What are you even doing back here? 561 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:00,718 Oh, it's a long story, 562 00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:02,152 but do you think you could take me downtown tomorrow? 563 00:23:02,185 --> 00:23:03,384 We could catch up. 564 00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:06,018 Yeah, dude. I would love to. I got nothin' else to do. 565 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,885 Hell, yeah. Thanks, bro. Uh... 566 00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:09,818 Hey, let's just get you some shoes on this bitch. 567 00:23:09,852 --> 00:23:10,985 You're good to go. 568 00:23:11,018 --> 00:23:13,018 - Yeah, man. I can't wait. - All right. 569 00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:14,952 And welcome back, dude! 570 00:23:14,985 --> 00:23:16,852 Fuckin' Mikey, man. Shit. 571 00:23:16,885 --> 00:23:18,585 (WATER SPRAYING) 572 00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:20,519 Fuckin' Mikey. 573 00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:23,885 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 574 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:26,551 (TAP RUNNING) 575 00:23:34,718 --> 00:23:37,585 MIKEY: Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me. 576 00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:40,152 (SCOFFS) 577 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,852 Hey, great life choice, guys, seriously. 578 00:23:47,485 --> 00:23:48,551 (SOFTLY) So stupid. 579 00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:54,952 (DOOR OPENS) 580 00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:56,085 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Her doctor cut 581 00:23:56,118 --> 00:23:58,685 her pain meds in half, you fucking asshole. 582 00:23:58,718 --> 00:23:59,785 Yeah, right. 583 00:24:01,651 --> 00:24:02,952 MIKEY: Oh, this is a pimp mobile 584 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,751 if I ever rode in one, Lonnie. 585 00:24:04,785 --> 00:24:06,484 LONNIE: Man, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mikey, 586 00:24:06,518 --> 00:24:09,419 I never thought I'd see you back in Texas City, brother. 587 00:24:09,452 --> 00:24:11,585 MIKEY: Yeah, me neither. 588 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,118 LONNIE: God, I remember when y'all left, man. 589 00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,618 You all were like celebrities, you know? 590 00:24:16,651 --> 00:24:18,852 Fuckin' two porn stars, the couple. Oh! 591 00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:20,018 MIKEY: Yeah? That's cool. 592 00:24:20,052 --> 00:24:23,618 Oh, dude, they used to show Lexi's fuckin' videos 593 00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:25,885 at every one of the high school parties. 594 00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:27,818 And I got to brag, man, 595 00:24:27,852 --> 00:24:29,484 because she was my neighbor. 596 00:24:29,518 --> 00:24:30,852 And babysitter. 597 00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:33,018 (LAUGHS) Yeah, man. And babysitter, man. 598 00:24:33,052 --> 00:24:33,952 MICKEY: Look, man, I've got 800, 599 00:24:33,985 --> 00:24:36,152 almost 900 subscribers on my Pornhub channel. 600 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:38,518 And I got one of the highest ratings. 601 00:24:38,551 --> 00:24:41,152 That's not just male talent, that's overall. 602 00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:43,385 I've got an 81% positive click rate. 603 00:24:43,419 --> 00:24:45,585 I was at this coffee shop in the Valley, and these people were like, 604 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,852 "Oh, shit, that's Mikey Saber." 605 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,385 Right here, bro. Go right, right, right. 606 00:24:50,718 --> 00:24:52,685 Yeah, bro, they recognized me. 607 00:24:52,718 --> 00:24:53,985 They're like, "Oh, that's Mikey Saber. 608 00:24:54,018 --> 00:24:56,085 They took a picture of me, tagged me on Instagram. 609 00:24:56,118 --> 00:24:57,918 And next thing you know, I had 100 new followers. 610 00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,885 - LONNIE: 100 followers? - Yep. 611 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,918 LONNIE: I don't even have 100 followers. 612 00:25:02,952 --> 00:25:04,085 MIKEY: Well, if you stick with me, 613 00:25:04,118 --> 00:25:05,885 I'll get your followers up, baby. 614 00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:07,785 - (LOUD CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) - Jenna Haze, man... 615 00:25:07,818 --> 00:25:09,052 - (LOUDLY) Huh? - Jenna Haze, man... 616 00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:10,118 Oh, yeah, Jenna. 617 00:25:10,152 --> 00:25:12,518 Yeah, I did at least three scenes with her, man. 618 00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:15,484 She's a nasty bitch, let me tell you. 619 00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:17,152 DJ: (OVER SPEAKERS) Make it rain on that ass 620 00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:19,551 if you want to see that cash, right here. 621 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,685 Oh, yeah, if you'd like to see what's in between, 622 00:25:21,718 --> 00:25:23,418 come on and throw some more green right here. 623 00:25:23,451 --> 00:25:24,319 All night long. 624 00:25:24,352 --> 00:25:26,852 (LOUDLY) She ran my bill up to $1500 bucks. 625 00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:28,818 It's like, who you callin' in Prague, bitch? 626 00:25:28,852 --> 00:25:29,952 Fuck, if I know! 627 00:25:29,985 --> 00:25:33,118 (CHUCKLES) Shit, yeah. But she's a beautiful girl, man! 628 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:34,518 - I can't hear you. - (LOUDLY) I said, 629 00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,118 "Yeah, but she's a beautiful girl, man." 630 00:25:36,152 --> 00:25:38,785 Oh, yeah, she's fuckin' bangin', bro! She's bangin'. 631 00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:42,018 Oh, God, speaking of bangin'. 632 00:25:42,052 --> 00:25:44,018 I need a minute. (GRUNTS) 633 00:25:44,052 --> 00:25:46,085 (LOUD CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 634 00:25:48,852 --> 00:25:51,651 DJ: Throw that green right there for Diamond, guys. 635 00:25:53,484 --> 00:25:54,751 If you love pussy, well, hey, 636 00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:57,585 don't be shy to get topside, right here, right now. 637 00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:04,818 Tell your girls there's more where that came from. 638 00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:11,985 Mm. 639 00:26:14,118 --> 00:26:15,651 TED CRUZ: (OVER TV) ...who you trust 640 00:26:15,685 --> 00:26:17,052 to defend our freedom, 641 00:26:17,085 --> 00:26:19,952 and to stay faithful to the Constitution. 642 00:26:24,052 --> 00:26:26,052 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV) 643 00:26:30,952 --> 00:26:31,952 Psst! 644 00:26:33,618 --> 00:26:34,718 - (WHISPERING) Hey! - Hey. 645 00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:35,952 Whatcha doing? 646 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,118 - I'm watching TV. - Oh. 647 00:26:38,152 --> 00:26:39,985 No way. What are you watching? 648 00:26:40,018 --> 00:26:41,818 (TUTS) None of your business. 649 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,918 - I love that show. - Oh, my God. 650 00:26:44,651 --> 00:26:46,118 Hey, you, uh... 651 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:48,818 You wanna hang out and stuff? 652 00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:51,618 Do I want to hang out and stuff? 653 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,651 Yeah. 654 00:26:53,651 --> 00:26:54,685 What? 655 00:26:54,718 --> 00:26:55,718 Do you want to hook up? 656 00:26:57,085 --> 00:26:58,651 Do I want to hook up? 657 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,018 Do... Do you want to fuck? 658 00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:06,818 Are you serious right now, Mikey? 659 00:27:06,852 --> 00:27:09,118 Yeah, I'm serious, keep it down, your mom... 660 00:27:09,152 --> 00:27:11,118 (SHUSHING) 661 00:27:11,152 --> 00:27:14,351 - Come on. - Okay, hurry. 662 00:27:15,852 --> 00:27:16,852 Phew. 663 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,484 - (TV PLAYING) - (BOTH PANTING AND MOANING) 664 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,685 (SHUSHING) 665 00:27:23,718 --> 00:27:27,085 ...and no scratches. Look! Burnt cheese... 666 00:27:27,118 --> 00:27:29,118 (MIKEY INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY) 667 00:27:31,052 --> 00:27:32,085 Can I get a drag? 668 00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:33,918 - Can I get... - Yeah. 669 00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:36,052 MIKEY: Mm! 670 00:27:36,085 --> 00:27:37,651 - (SIGHS) - Your body looks good. 671 00:27:37,685 --> 00:27:39,651 - You been working out? - (EXHALES DEEPLY) 672 00:27:41,852 --> 00:27:43,118 - What? - So... 673 00:27:44,618 --> 00:27:45,751 We're done here. 674 00:27:46,451 --> 00:27:47,484 What do you mean? 675 00:27:47,518 --> 00:27:48,818 What? I can't sleep here? 676 00:27:48,852 --> 00:27:49,885 No. 677 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,484 - Really? - Go back to the sofa. 678 00:27:52,518 --> 00:27:54,518 - Come on now. - (MIKEY SIGHS) 679 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,484 Jesus. Oh, my God. 680 00:28:18,518 --> 00:28:19,518 That was fun. 681 00:28:26,651 --> 00:28:28,685 Sophie, I fucked your mom last night. 682 00:28:28,718 --> 00:28:30,518 Oh, my God, can you keep it down? 683 00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:31,818 - Oh, stop. - LEXI: Shut your... 684 00:28:31,852 --> 00:28:32,918 You love it. 685 00:28:34,852 --> 00:28:36,985 Don't think this is going to become a regular thing. 686 00:28:43,518 --> 00:28:44,985 Think you can cut the lawn today? 687 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:48,852 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 688 00:28:51,852 --> 00:28:52,885 (MOTOR TURNS OFF) 689 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,985 (MOTOR STARTS) 690 00:29:15,618 --> 00:29:17,651 (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 691 00:29:17,685 --> 00:29:20,018 MIKEY: That's right, I'm back, I'm back in town, 692 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:21,085 you've seen me before. 693 00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,153 Don't act like you ain't seen me, 694 00:29:22,185 --> 00:29:23,585 she recognized me. 695 00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:26,918 ERNESTO: You know, uh, in high school, 696 00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:28,086 I beat this guy's ass 697 00:29:28,119 --> 00:29:29,818 - like 25 years ago. - WOMAN: No way. 698 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,818 We had a misunderstanding on the basketball court 699 00:29:31,852 --> 00:29:33,985 over a basketball game. 700 00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:36,484 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you 701 00:29:36,518 --> 00:29:39,119 ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy... ♪ 702 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,518 - (WOMAN WHOOPS) - MAN: And to many more! 703 00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:41,918 - (PEOPLE WHOOP) - (CHILD SQUEALS) 704 00:29:41,952 --> 00:29:44,086 Mom, we just want to say happy birthday. 705 00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:47,518 And we hope you have many more. (LAUGHS) 706 00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:50,018 Thank you, honey! 707 00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,651 - MAN: Yeah. - This one. 708 00:29:52,685 --> 00:29:55,585 I guess you can set it down, thank you all for comin' out! 709 00:30:17,086 --> 00:30:18,618 - Zena. Zena Valentine. - Yeah. 710 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,618 Zena. Melissa. Yeah. 711 00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:22,551 Yeah, man, you were in a bunch of her scenes. 712 00:30:22,585 --> 00:30:24,718 Uh, she was in a bunch of my scenes, technically. 713 00:30:24,751 --> 00:30:26,852 But yeah, that was my girl after Lexi. 714 00:30:26,885 --> 00:30:27,818 Bitch goes and marries 715 00:30:27,852 --> 00:30:30,384 some rich software dork she met in Vegas. 716 00:30:30,418 --> 00:30:31,252 I think they have a kid, 717 00:30:31,285 --> 00:30:33,152 they live in Salt Lake or something. 718 00:30:33,185 --> 00:30:34,885 Boring fucking life. 719 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,384 - LONNIE: Wow, man... - Yeah. 720 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,618 Who do you think discovered her? 721 00:30:37,651 --> 00:30:38,718 I got her signed to Renegade, 722 00:30:38,751 --> 00:30:39,985 I taught her the pole. 723 00:30:40,019 --> 00:30:41,118 I dealt with her crazy 724 00:30:41,152 --> 00:30:44,085 drugged-out ass for a year, man. 725 00:30:44,118 --> 00:30:46,484 As soon as the bitch's head gets big, they betray you. 726 00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:49,451 That's what happened with Lexi, you know? 727 00:30:49,484 --> 00:30:50,985 - Really? Lexi? - Yep. 728 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:53,585 Jules Jordan bought her out from under me for 10 grand 729 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:55,785 the first chance he got, that fucker. 730 00:30:55,818 --> 00:30:57,618 Wait, he bought her? 731 00:30:57,651 --> 00:30:58,985 Yeah, he paid her 10 grand to betray me, 732 00:30:59,019 --> 00:31:00,651 but the joke's on Jules, though. 733 00:31:00,685 --> 00:31:02,651 She went from doing roxies to smokin' tar 734 00:31:02,685 --> 00:31:05,118 the minute I wasn't there to straighten her ass out. 735 00:31:05,152 --> 00:31:07,019 We were together for five years. 736 00:31:07,053 --> 00:31:08,585 Five fuckin' years. 737 00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,618 She won two AVNs under my watch. 738 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:13,019 She leaves me, bitch gets shot out in nine months, 739 00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:13,986 couldn't book shit. 740 00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:15,651 And then she goes, and moves in with mommy 741 00:31:15,685 --> 00:31:18,718 exactly one year after she left me high and dry. 742 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:20,585 - Shit. - Yeah, shit is right. 743 00:31:20,618 --> 00:31:22,618 Hey, is Whispers in Galveston still open? 744 00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:30,085 (GLASS THUDS) 745 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:32,451 You're not leaving that dirty glass in the sink. 746 00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:34,952 - No, sir. - Okay. 747 00:31:34,986 --> 00:31:36,019 Clean it up. 748 00:31:36,052 --> 00:31:37,118 Okay. 749 00:31:43,852 --> 00:31:45,953 That's right, we all do our share. 750 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,518 Mm-hmm. Okay. 751 00:31:47,551 --> 00:31:48,986 Wait. Where do you think you're going? 752 00:31:49,018 --> 00:31:49,953 What about the others? 753 00:31:49,986 --> 00:31:50,986 - Those are yours, too. - Lil, look. All right. 754 00:31:51,018 --> 00:31:53,418 The last three houses I lived in had dishwashers, 755 00:31:53,451 --> 00:31:54,484 I'm not doing the dishes. 756 00:31:54,518 --> 00:31:56,018 - I don't do that shit, right? - You do not live here. 757 00:31:56,052 --> 00:31:57,618 This is my kitchen. 758 00:31:57,651 --> 00:31:59,018 If you can't follow the rules... 759 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:00,953 - Out! Out! Out! - Why are you talking to me 760 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,384 - like a little kid. - Hey, Lexi! 761 00:32:02,418 --> 00:32:03,986 Don't you disrespect your mother-in-law! 762 00:32:04,018 --> 00:32:05,118 Your mom's starting shit with me. 763 00:32:05,152 --> 00:32:07,384 Can you please inform her I'm not a dick? 764 00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:08,651 Why would I lie to my mother? 765 00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:10,085 Oh, you, too, huh? Really? 766 00:32:10,118 --> 00:32:11,852 You're just gonna turn on me like that, after... 767 00:32:11,885 --> 00:32:12,919 I've been mowing the fucking lawn. 768 00:32:12,953 --> 00:32:13,986 - Oh, my God. - What? 769 00:32:14,018 --> 00:32:15,052 You've been mowing the lawn. 770 00:32:15,085 --> 00:32:15,986 What? Yeah, I've been mowing the lawn. 771 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,384 - Jesus Christ, Mikey. - LIL: You've been leaving 772 00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:18,518 dirty dishes in the sink. 773 00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:20,618 You haven't given me a dime. 774 00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:22,052 I know, but I'm going to pay you guys, 775 00:32:22,085 --> 00:32:23,085 but look, I've been walkin' the dog. 776 00:32:23,118 --> 00:32:25,118 - I'm providing protection. - She's an outside dog! 777 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,152 She doesn't need walkin', Mikey! 778 00:32:26,185 --> 00:32:27,418 I'm providing security. I've been helpin' out. 779 00:32:27,451 --> 00:32:28,418 We don't need security. Do we need a security guard, Mom? 780 00:32:28,451 --> 00:32:30,484 - Oh, come on. - I didn't know that we hired 781 00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:31,618 a security guard. 782 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,018 Yeah, you... You're safe now because I'm here. 783 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,418 LIL: You're always on my couch. 784 00:32:34,451 --> 00:32:36,152 You've been drinking all my Ensures. 785 00:32:36,185 --> 00:32:37,451 MICKEY: Listen, I'm trying to get a job. 786 00:32:37,484 --> 00:32:39,152 You've been here for three weeks now! 787 00:32:39,185 --> 00:32:40,384 I've been looking for a job the whole time. 788 00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,118 - I want you out of here now. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 789 00:32:41,152 --> 00:32:43,052 Wait, wait. Listen, listen. 790 00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:43,985 I know I said I'd help out with the rent. 791 00:32:44,018 --> 00:32:45,551 - LEXI: You did. You did. - No, wait a minute. 792 00:32:45,585 --> 00:32:46,751 Let me finish. 793 00:32:46,785 --> 00:32:48,085 I know I said I'd help out with the rent. 794 00:32:48,118 --> 00:32:49,585 - Yeah. - So... 795 00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:50,818 I'm not gonna help out with the rent. 796 00:32:50,852 --> 00:32:52,551 Well, get the fuck out, then! 797 00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:54,518 I'm gonna pay the whole goddamn thing! 798 00:32:56,818 --> 00:32:58,518 - Now you're talkin'. - Uh-huh. 799 00:32:58,551 --> 00:33:00,384 August is on Mikey, motherfuckers! 800 00:33:00,418 --> 00:33:01,618 Yeah! Look how your eyes light up 801 00:33:01,651 --> 00:33:02,818 like a little Christmas tree. 802 00:33:02,852 --> 00:33:03,919 The whole month. The whole month. 803 00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:04,886 - MIKEY: Yes, the whole month. - Okay. 804 00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:07,585 So let's go get some fuckin' donuts, on me, 805 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,418 'cause I take care of shit around here. 806 00:33:09,451 --> 00:33:11,651 And whatever fuckin' donuts you want, let's go. 807 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:14,118 I just wanted to get you guys taken care of, okay? 808 00:33:14,152 --> 00:33:15,985 - LEXI: Thank you. - You're welcome. 809 00:33:16,018 --> 00:33:17,718 - LIL: My favorite place. - (LEXI CHUCKLES) 810 00:33:17,751 --> 00:33:19,585 MIKEY: I know, Lil. You love this place. 811 00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:21,152 LIL: Yes. 812 00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:23,152 MIKEY: I might have one bite. I don't know, I'll see. 813 00:33:23,185 --> 00:33:24,853 LEXI: You think it's too late for me to get coffee? 814 00:33:24,886 --> 00:33:26,518 MIKEY: You can get coffee whenever you want. 815 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:27,651 I just don't think it's gonna be 816 00:33:27,685 --> 00:33:29,052 the best coffee in the world, but... 817 00:33:29,085 --> 00:33:31,853 Here, look. I even got the door. I got the door. 818 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:34,118 - I got the door. - LEXI: Thank you. 819 00:33:34,152 --> 00:33:35,484 - Here we are. - LEXI: Mom, come on. 820 00:33:35,518 --> 00:33:36,818 - WOMAN: Good evenin'. - Hello. 821 00:33:36,853 --> 00:33:38,585 - Hello. - Whatever these ladies want. 822 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:40,685 - WOMAN: Okay. - I want donut holes, 823 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,853 and jelly filled donut, and a cappuccino. 824 00:33:42,886 --> 00:33:43,918 There you go, make it a large. 825 00:33:43,952 --> 00:33:45,651 - Give her an extra-large cup. - For here or to go? 826 00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:47,585 - What do you want, for here? - Yeah. 827 00:33:47,618 --> 00:33:48,785 - Do you want it here? - What do you think? 828 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:49,853 We're just gonna go, 829 00:33:49,886 --> 00:33:50,785 we're gonna eat it just on the road? 830 00:33:50,818 --> 00:33:53,718 Give her the largest cappuccino that you got, 831 00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:55,418 - and whatever drink she wants. - I'll have a small coffee. 832 00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:57,484 Give her a large. Get a... Now's the time. Get a large. 833 00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:58,651 Yeah, I'll get a large coffee, and... 834 00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,085 - And... - With lots of cream. 835 00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:01,853 - Sure. - And a little bit of sugar. 836 00:34:01,885 --> 00:34:03,384 What other donuts do you want? 837 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,018 - Um, I wanna have... - She wants a pink. 838 00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:06,853 I want a pink... Yeah, pink sparkle, please. 839 00:34:06,885 --> 00:34:08,484 MIKEY: Give her the pink sparkles. Whatever she wants. 840 00:34:08,518 --> 00:34:09,618 LEXI: And then I can get... 841 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:11,618 Ooh, can I get a chocolate, too? Can I get a chocolate? 842 00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:13,651 - Thank you. - Whatever they want. Okay? 843 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:14,885 LIL: Donut holes, please. 844 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,985 MIKEY: Yeah, get the donut holes. 845 00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:17,551 Yeah, this is the day to get everything you want. 846 00:34:17,585 --> 00:34:19,618 LIL: This is the day that the Lord hath made. 847 00:34:19,651 --> 00:34:21,118 - Mr. Moneybags here. - Thank you. 848 00:34:21,152 --> 00:34:23,018 - (CHUCKLES) Okay. - LIL: All right. 849 00:34:23,052 --> 00:34:24,819 MIKEY: Look at that, huh? We got the holes, you're good. 850 00:34:24,853 --> 00:34:26,018 Is that enough for you guys? 851 00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:27,718 You should get it while we're here 'cause this is it. 852 00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:28,651 All right. There you go. That's... 853 00:34:28,685 --> 00:34:29,551 - Is that one yours? - Is that the cappuccino? 854 00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:31,518 Okay, that's the cappuccino. This one's... 855 00:34:31,551 --> 00:34:32,585 That's the biggest one they got. 856 00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:34,751 I don't know what more you want me to do. All right. 857 00:34:34,786 --> 00:34:35,852 LEXI: Thank you. Thank you so much. 858 00:34:35,885 --> 00:34:37,384 You guys go ahead and sit down. 859 00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:38,685 I'll grab this. How much is that? 860 00:34:38,718 --> 00:34:42,786 - WOMAN: $6:32. - (SOFTLY) $6:32. All right. 861 00:34:43,952 --> 00:34:45,018 - LIL: Mm-hmm. - LEXI: Mm. 862 00:34:45,052 --> 00:34:46,685 Can I get some napkins, please? 863 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,451 - Thank you, yeah. - All righty. 864 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:52,518 - And here's your change. - (CASH REGISTER CLACKS) 865 00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:54,918 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 866 00:34:56,952 --> 00:34:58,052 (TIP JAR CLINKS) 867 00:34:58,718 --> 00:35:00,085 Thank you, kindly. 868 00:35:02,952 --> 00:35:04,952 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY WITH MOUTHFUL) 869 00:35:06,985 --> 00:35:08,952 LIL: Mm. I'm going to save the pink sprinkle, 870 00:35:08,985 --> 00:35:10,152 this one, for last. 871 00:35:10,185 --> 00:35:12,518 This one, I don't know what to do with. 872 00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:13,985 I don't know what to do with that one. 873 00:35:14,018 --> 00:35:16,085 I don't know what to do with that, Ma. Look. 874 00:35:16,118 --> 00:35:17,551 - All right, I'll have one. - Don't you feel like it? Okay. 875 00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,685 - Just tear me half. - Eat the part that doesn't 876 00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:19,618 - have the sprinkle on it. - I don't want the colored one, 877 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,685 just give me half of one of the donut balls. 878 00:35:21,718 --> 00:35:23,152 - Half of a donut ball? - Why do they call it a hole? 879 00:35:23,185 --> 00:35:25,052 I don't understand why it's a hole if it's the... 880 00:35:25,085 --> 00:35:26,952 The hole is in the middle. 881 00:35:26,985 --> 00:35:28,952 That's where it came out of. 882 00:35:28,985 --> 00:35:31,585 Right. Okay, that makes sense. 883 00:35:31,618 --> 00:35:33,585 LEXI: This one doesn't have enough sprinkles on it. 884 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:34,719 - See that? - (LIL LAUGHS) 885 00:35:34,752 --> 00:35:35,786 What do you guys, uh... 886 00:35:35,818 --> 00:35:37,685 Can you guys wrap this up? We got to get out of here. 887 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,918 - LIL: Okay. - Excuse me... 888 00:35:38,952 --> 00:35:40,185 What... No, Mom. I am eating. 889 00:35:40,219 --> 00:35:44,118 I am going to savor every goddamn sparkle on this donut. 890 00:35:44,152 --> 00:35:46,952 - MIKEY: Keep it down. - LEXI: What? She don't care. 891 00:35:46,985 --> 00:35:49,418 MIKEY: I know but it's rude, we just came in... 892 00:35:50,785 --> 00:35:52,585 I don't know why he's walkin' so fast. 893 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:55,052 - Just hurry up. - Must be a fire somewhere. 894 00:35:55,085 --> 00:35:56,585 LIL: I'm full! 895 00:35:56,618 --> 00:35:58,852 Come on, we're full of donuts. 896 00:35:58,885 --> 00:36:01,018 - Okay, come on. - LIL: I gotta pee. 897 00:36:01,052 --> 00:36:02,719 Stop act... You get so dramatic. 898 00:36:02,752 --> 00:36:04,085 - I'm not acting. - (LIL LAUGHS) 899 00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,551 What, are you training for a marathon? 900 00:36:05,585 --> 00:36:07,118 Lil, will you tell your daughter to... 901 00:36:07,152 --> 00:36:08,651 LEXI: Is this the Olympics? 902 00:36:08,686 --> 00:36:11,118 - Jesus fucking Christ! - LIL: Are we going to a fire? 903 00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:13,618 Fire? What do you mean? We're going home. 904 00:36:13,651 --> 00:36:15,418 - LIL: I'm full! - I can't run 905 00:36:15,451 --> 00:36:16,852 - in these shoes, Mikey. - All right. 906 00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:18,952 LIL: I don't wanna throw up my cookies! 907 00:36:18,985 --> 00:36:21,451 Oh, shit, I forgot... I forgot cigarettes. 908 00:36:21,484 --> 00:36:22,451 LEXI: Oh, I got a pack. 909 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,618 And I forgot rollin' papers. I'll be right back. 910 00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,052 - LEXI: All right. - Yep. 911 00:36:26,085 --> 00:36:27,085 LIL: All right. 912 00:36:52,686 --> 00:36:54,652 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 913 00:37:17,518 --> 00:37:18,518 LEXI: Psst! 914 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:34,619 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) 915 00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:37,818 (VELCRO RIPPING) 916 00:37:51,586 --> 00:37:53,518 (BOTH MOANING LOUDLY) 917 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,418 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 918 00:38:14,152 --> 00:38:16,018 (GARGLES, SPITS) 919 00:38:16,052 --> 00:38:18,052 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 920 00:38:25,418 --> 00:38:26,418 (DOORBELL DINGS) 921 00:38:31,451 --> 00:38:33,118 (SINGSONG) Hello? (RINGS BELL) 922 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,384 - Hi. - WOMAN: May I help you? 923 00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:41,552 Hi. Yeah. Uh, the ginger that works here, 924 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,484 she works Tuesdays, no? 925 00:38:43,518 --> 00:38:45,952 - Ginger? - Uh, red-haired girl. 926 00:38:45,985 --> 00:38:47,918 - Raylee. - Raylee, yeah. 927 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:50,785 I called her ginger, but Raylee. Yeah, Raylee. 928 00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,651 - Are you friend of hers? - Very good friends with her, 929 00:38:52,685 --> 00:38:53,852 I just wanted to come say "hi." 930 00:38:53,885 --> 00:38:57,552 I always get Tuesdays and Wednesdays mixed up. So... 931 00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,085 Yeah, she doesn't work Tuesdays. 932 00:38:59,118 --> 00:39:01,552 Right, okay. Yeah, I'll just give her a call 933 00:39:01,585 --> 00:39:02,785 or a text or whatever. 934 00:39:06,451 --> 00:39:08,685 But... But she does work Wednesdays, right? 935 00:39:08,718 --> 00:39:12,118 - Yeah, she works Wednesdays. - Okay. Okay. Thought so, yeah. 936 00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:14,651 - You want a donut? - Uh, how much? 937 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:15,952 (INHALES SHARPLY) 938 00:39:16,918 --> 00:39:18,818 Mm. 939 00:39:18,852 --> 00:39:20,852 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) 940 00:39:25,152 --> 00:39:26,451 (DOORBELL DINGS) 941 00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:30,052 Top of the morning to ya. 942 00:39:30,085 --> 00:39:31,618 Good morning, sir. What can I grab you? 943 00:39:31,651 --> 00:39:34,052 Uh, it's Mikey, not sir. I'm not that old. 944 00:39:34,085 --> 00:39:35,685 All right, pleased to meet you, Mikey. 945 00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:37,485 - What's your name? - Uh, Raylee. 946 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,985 Raylee, that's a beautiful name. 947 00:39:40,018 --> 00:39:42,585 - What do you recommend? - Depends on what you like. 948 00:39:42,618 --> 00:39:44,685 - Um, custard one is good. - Mm. 949 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,384 - Jelly is sweet. - Hmm. 950 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,152 - Glazed is a favorite. - Ooh, is that your favorite? 951 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:50,618 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, I might... 952 00:39:50,651 --> 00:39:52,052 I might have to try that one. 953 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:55,018 Uh, what did the donuts do on their first date? 954 00:39:55,052 --> 00:39:56,418 I beg your pardon? 955 00:39:56,451 --> 00:39:57,718 What did the donuts do on their first date? 956 00:39:57,751 --> 00:39:58,985 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 957 00:39:59,018 --> 00:40:00,118 They glazed 958 00:40:00,152 --> 00:40:01,485 - into each other's eyes. - (GIGGLES) 959 00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:03,384 - (LAUGHS) - That's so stupid. 960 00:40:03,418 --> 00:40:05,018 But I can't believe I haven't heard that one before. 961 00:40:05,052 --> 00:40:06,551 Well, I wrote it, you couldn't have heard it. 962 00:40:06,585 --> 00:40:08,384 - (DOORBELL DINGS) - I kinda write donut jokes 963 00:40:08,418 --> 00:40:10,985 on the side. It's one of my many talents. 964 00:40:11,018 --> 00:40:12,185 - Okay. - Yeah. But I'm thinkin', 965 00:40:12,219 --> 00:40:14,751 I don't know, maybe I'll just go with the chocolate, 966 00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:16,718 and gotta get some milk with... 967 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,985 Oh, you guys go ahead, I'm gonna need a minute. 968 00:40:19,018 --> 00:40:20,952 - Thank you, buddy. - Hey. What can I grab ya? 969 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,852 I would like a large coffee, please. 970 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,651 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, one hazel cream, 971 00:40:25,685 --> 00:40:27,685 - and two chocolate donuts. - Okay. 972 00:40:28,618 --> 00:40:29,985 Help yourself to the cream. 973 00:40:30,018 --> 00:40:31,485 And what can I get for you, sir? 974 00:40:31,518 --> 00:40:33,419 I'll get a coffee black, 975 00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:36,018 and a filled donut, and that'll be it for me. 976 00:40:36,052 --> 00:40:37,485 Sweet. Can they share the same bag? 977 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:38,985 - Yes, that's fine. - All right. 978 00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:41,085 Good to conserve. 979 00:40:41,118 --> 00:40:42,651 All righty, and your coffee 980 00:40:42,685 --> 00:40:44,751 - is coming right up, sir. - (DOORBELL DINGS) 981 00:40:46,484 --> 00:40:48,551 - RAYLEE: Good morning. - MAN: What's the damage? 982 00:40:48,585 --> 00:40:50,785 - Uh... $6.32. - (BEEPING) 983 00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,419 - Here you go. - Out of ten. 984 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:53,952 (DOORBELL DINGS) 985 00:40:59,484 --> 00:41:01,885 Hey, Ms. Phan, can I get some help out here? 986 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,918 Thank you. Oh! (GIGGLES) 987 00:41:03,952 --> 00:41:06,685 - Oh, there's your tip. - Thank you. 988 00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:07,985 Next customer, please. 989 00:41:08,018 --> 00:41:10,085 Hey, when do things slow down around here? 990 00:41:10,118 --> 00:41:12,451 - Uh, excuse me? - What time does it wind down? 991 00:41:12,484 --> 00:41:14,618 Uh, we are slammed until, like, 2:00-ish. 992 00:41:14,651 --> 00:41:15,818 I'll see you at 2:00. 993 00:41:15,852 --> 00:41:17,685 - PHAN: Next customer, please. - Okay. (CHUCKLES) 994 00:41:17,718 --> 00:41:19,585 I'm sorry about that. Uh, what would you like? 995 00:41:26,185 --> 00:41:28,385 (BASS MUSIC BLARING OVER CAR SPEAKERS) 996 00:41:29,484 --> 00:41:31,484 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 997 00:41:37,718 --> 00:41:38,785 (DOORBELL DINGS) 998 00:41:38,818 --> 00:41:41,018 I'm back, just like I promised. 999 00:41:41,052 --> 00:41:42,018 I'm a man of my word, 1000 00:41:42,052 --> 00:41:44,685 so, in the future, you can always rely on me. 1001 00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,685 Mm. Back to tell more donut jokes? 1002 00:41:46,718 --> 00:41:49,385 No, that was actually the only donut joke I had, 1003 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:51,118 and it took me a very long time to write that one. 1004 00:41:51,152 --> 00:41:52,651 It's all I got. Why, do you have any? 1005 00:41:52,685 --> 00:41:54,718 Actually, I do. (CHUCKLES) 1006 00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:58,518 Um, what do you call a Jamaican donut? 1007 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:02,718 Hmm, I like where this is going. Give me a minute. 1008 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:05,585 Uh, Jamaican donut, huh? I'm stumped. 1009 00:42:06,418 --> 00:42:09,018 Cinnamaan. (LAUGHS) 1010 00:42:09,052 --> 00:42:10,451 - I got to go. - (CHUCKLES) No. 1011 00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:11,785 No, no, seriously, that was really... 1012 00:42:11,818 --> 00:42:13,484 That hurt my feelings, that was terrible. 1013 00:42:13,518 --> 00:42:15,518 - (LAUGHS) - That's okay, I forgive you. 1014 00:42:15,551 --> 00:42:18,484 - So Raylee, I'm thinking... - Call me Strawberry. 1015 00:42:20,585 --> 00:42:22,384 - Call you what? - Strawberry. 1016 00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:23,518 - Strawberry? - Mm-hmm. 1017 00:42:23,551 --> 00:42:25,451 - Everybody calls me that. - You're kidding. 1018 00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:28,085 Okay. How old are you? 1019 00:42:28,118 --> 00:42:29,952 - Who's asking? - Me. 1020 00:42:29,985 --> 00:42:31,651 - Why? - Come on. 1021 00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:33,918 - I'm old enough. - For what? 1022 00:42:35,451 --> 00:42:39,551 Oh, God. I'll be 18 in three weeks, okay? 1023 00:42:39,585 --> 00:42:41,585 (SIGHS) I knew it, you're too old for me. 1024 00:42:41,618 --> 00:42:43,484 (GIGGLES) 1025 00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:45,085 Anyway, Strawberry. 1026 00:42:45,118 --> 00:42:47,052 I can't believe that's your name (CHUCKLES) 1027 00:42:47,085 --> 00:42:48,651 I don't know what donut to get. 1028 00:42:48,685 --> 00:42:49,651 I need your help. 1029 00:42:49,685 --> 00:42:52,451 I really like the look of those donut holes. 1030 00:42:52,484 --> 00:42:53,585 And those, you know... 1031 00:42:53,618 --> 00:42:55,818 Do you frost, do you do the sprinkles, do you do those? 1032 00:42:55,852 --> 00:42:56,785 How... Who makes them? 1033 00:42:56,818 --> 00:42:58,918 I do the sprinkles, and I fill the cream. 1034 00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:00,018 - You fill the cream. - Yeah. 1035 00:43:00,052 --> 00:43:01,085 I just want the ones that you make. 1036 00:43:01,118 --> 00:43:02,384 - Okay. (CHUCKLES) - I want the ones 1037 00:43:02,418 --> 00:43:03,551 - that you cream-filled. - (CHUCKLES) 1038 00:43:03,585 --> 00:43:05,152 Does that sound... Oh, I don't want to get you in trouble. 1039 00:43:05,185 --> 00:43:06,651 (MIKEY CLEARS THROAT) 1040 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,918 I'm thinking maybe a chocolate round, 1041 00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:11,852 or maybe I'll get a strawberry-filled. 1042 00:43:11,885 --> 00:43:14,618 - No pun intended. - (GIGGLES) Oh, God. 1043 00:43:14,651 --> 00:43:16,484 MIKEY: (WHISPERS SOFTLY) I don't think she likes me very much. 1044 00:43:16,518 --> 00:43:18,518 (WHISPERING) I don't think she likes anyone very much. 1045 00:43:18,551 --> 00:43:20,551 (WHISPERING) Yeah, she's a mean boss. 1046 00:43:20,585 --> 00:43:22,651 Anyway, okay. So, yes, I've decided. 1047 00:43:22,685 --> 00:43:24,384 Chocolate round. 1048 00:43:24,418 --> 00:43:27,685 Okay, but you want chocolate sprinkles? 1049 00:43:27,718 --> 00:43:29,384 Chocolate cake? 1050 00:43:29,418 --> 00:43:30,785 Chocolate Bavarian cream? 1051 00:43:30,818 --> 00:43:31,918 There's all those different chocolates? 1052 00:43:31,952 --> 00:43:33,018 - (GIGGLING) Mm-hmm. - Oh, no. 1053 00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:34,384 Now I got to stay here 1054 00:43:34,418 --> 00:43:35,551 for a few more hours and decide. 1055 00:43:35,585 --> 00:43:36,985 - Son of a bitch. - (GIGGLES) 1056 00:43:37,018 --> 00:43:38,085 Are you trying to keep me here? 1057 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:39,152 'Cause I'll sit in the corner 1058 00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:41,152 and contemplate this for a while until you get off. 1059 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,118 What time do you get off? 1060 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,785 MIKEY: Oh, feels so fucking good! 1061 00:43:44,818 --> 00:43:46,918 - Oh, shit! Fuck, yeah, babe! - (MOANING) 1062 00:43:46,952 --> 00:43:49,052 - Yeah, you like that shit? - Oh, yeah. 1063 00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:50,751 You like that big dick inside of you, 1064 00:43:50,785 --> 00:43:52,484 - you fucking little slut. - God, I love this big dick. 1065 00:43:52,518 --> 00:43:54,685 (BOTH PANTING) 1066 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:57,918 - Not bad, huh? - No, not bad at all. 1067 00:43:57,952 --> 00:44:00,818 And I didn't even have to take one of my magic pills. Hmm. 1068 00:44:03,418 --> 00:44:06,018 Uh, I didn't know you were usin' 'em. 1069 00:44:06,052 --> 00:44:07,785 - MIKEY: Well, yeah. - Oh. 1070 00:44:07,818 --> 00:44:10,785 You remember how hard it is to keep wood on set all day. 1071 00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:12,785 Yeah. (SIGHS) 1072 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:15,518 Remember when Kristina Rose almost broke it off? 1073 00:44:15,551 --> 00:44:17,152 (CHUCKLING) I do. I do. 1074 00:44:17,185 --> 00:44:19,085 I'm surprised it even works at all. 1075 00:44:19,118 --> 00:44:21,118 - Oh, it sure works. - (PATTING) 1076 00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:23,751 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1077 00:44:27,484 --> 00:44:29,685 Love the exterior decorating, sir. 1078 00:44:29,718 --> 00:44:30,751 It's looking spiffy. 1079 00:44:38,651 --> 00:44:40,618 All right, Dad, we'll be back around 5:00. 1080 00:44:44,885 --> 00:44:47,052 MIKEY: You think he remembers me? 1081 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:49,818 LONNIE: Man, ever since my mom died, 1082 00:44:49,852 --> 00:44:52,651 all he cares about is keeping this place immaculate. 1083 00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:56,418 MIKEY: Matter of fact, I've been screwed out 1084 00:44:56,451 --> 00:44:58,585 of Male Performer of the year literally five times. 1085 00:44:58,618 --> 00:44:59,952 But you know what? 1086 00:44:59,985 --> 00:45:01,384 I don't say shit, it's all good. 1087 00:45:01,418 --> 00:45:02,618 I'm a team player. 1088 00:45:02,651 --> 00:45:03,918 Almost every single girl I did a scene with 1089 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,718 started fucking me off-camera, right? 1090 00:45:05,751 --> 00:45:07,018 But the agents hate that shit. 1091 00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:08,852 But what do they expect? You know? 1092 00:45:08,885 --> 00:45:10,885 It's like, girl comes by my model house, 1093 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:13,418 they see my Hall of Fame trophy on the mantelpiece. 1094 00:45:13,451 --> 00:45:15,985 They're like, "Oh, my God. He's famous for fucking." 1095 00:45:16,018 --> 00:45:17,785 LONNIE: Wait, you used to have your own model house? 1096 00:45:17,818 --> 00:45:19,818 I had three model houses, bro. 1097 00:45:19,852 --> 00:45:23,618 And the last one... Ooh, that was a savage-ass house. 1098 00:45:23,651 --> 00:45:25,952 Till I started letting agents book bottom bitches in there. 1099 00:45:25,985 --> 00:45:27,118 Bottom bitches? 1100 00:45:27,153 --> 00:45:28,418 Yeah, bottom bitches 1101 00:45:28,451 --> 00:45:29,585 are technically the best of the hookers, 1102 00:45:29,618 --> 00:45:30,852 but they're still the hookers, 1103 00:45:30,885 --> 00:45:31,952 and that's what they started sending me, 1104 00:45:31,985 --> 00:45:33,153 was the fucking hookers. 1105 00:45:33,186 --> 00:45:34,285 And that's when everything went to shit. 1106 00:45:34,319 --> 00:45:37,451 'Cause see, once a porn chick gets a hooker mentality, 1107 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:38,918 they become a fucking nightmare. 1108 00:45:38,952 --> 00:45:40,885 A real pain in my ass. 1109 00:45:40,918 --> 00:45:42,384 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1110 00:45:42,418 --> 00:45:44,618 Dude, I forgot how hot Gulf Coast bitches are. 1111 00:45:44,651 --> 00:45:46,718 I saw this girl over by the donut shop at the refinery. 1112 00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:48,119 She works there, smokin' hot. 1113 00:45:48,153 --> 00:45:49,451 Gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous. 1114 00:45:49,484 --> 00:45:52,018 And get this, 17 years old. 1115 00:45:52,052 --> 00:45:54,052 (SINGSONG) Legal as an eagle. 1116 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,685 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1117 00:45:59,052 --> 00:46:01,651 Hey, man, see that strip of land over there? 1118 00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:03,052 Yeah? 1119 00:46:03,085 --> 00:46:05,518 Them's the Texas Killing Fields, brother. 1120 00:46:12,852 --> 00:46:14,384 - Strawberry? - Yeah? 1121 00:46:14,418 --> 00:46:16,818 - You blaze, right? - Why, are you a cop? 1122 00:46:16,852 --> 00:46:19,384 - Let's go smoke one. - Hmm. 1123 00:46:19,418 --> 00:46:21,985 Hey, Ms. Phan. Can I take my ten? 1124 00:46:34,618 --> 00:46:37,018 STRAWBERRY: So, what do you do in LA? 1125 00:46:37,052 --> 00:46:39,618 - MIKEY: I'm in entertainment. - STRAWBERRY: I knew it. 1126 00:46:39,651 --> 00:46:42,018 You have that Hollywood vibe. 1127 00:46:42,053 --> 00:46:43,718 - MIKEY: Yeah, you think? - Yeah. 1128 00:46:43,751 --> 00:46:44,852 MIKEY: Oh. 1129 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,351 STRAWBERRY: So, what do you do in entertainment? 1130 00:46:47,952 --> 00:46:49,952 MIKEY: Manager slash agent. 1131 00:46:49,985 --> 00:46:51,053 STRAWBERRY: Like, for actors? 1132 00:46:51,086 --> 00:46:53,751 MIKEY: Yeah. That weed is good, right? 1133 00:46:53,785 --> 00:46:54,885 If you or your friends want any, 1134 00:46:54,918 --> 00:46:57,018 I can get a whole bunch more, no problem. 1135 00:46:59,518 --> 00:47:01,451 STRAWBERRY: So... 1136 00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:04,152 You live in Hollywood, managing actors, 1137 00:47:04,185 --> 00:47:07,551 but you're in Texas City, riding a bike, 1138 00:47:07,585 --> 00:47:09,918 sellin' weed, and hittin' on high schoolers? 1139 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,952 MICKEY: Well, my Camaro is in LA. 1140 00:47:11,985 --> 00:47:14,585 You know, I wasn't going to drive all the way to Texas, 1141 00:47:14,618 --> 00:47:15,952 it's like a three-day drive. 1142 00:47:17,152 --> 00:47:18,818 All right, look, 1143 00:47:18,852 --> 00:47:20,085 I'm here taking care of my mom. 1144 00:47:20,118 --> 00:47:21,852 All right? She's not doing too well. 1145 00:47:23,785 --> 00:47:24,918 STRAWBERRY: I'm sorry. 1146 00:47:24,952 --> 00:47:26,718 MICKEY: It's all right. 1147 00:47:26,751 --> 00:47:27,852 STRAWBERRY: But you're a good son 1148 00:47:27,885 --> 00:47:29,718 - for being there for your mom. - I am. 1149 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,618 STRAWBERRY: By the way, who smokes joints anymore? 1150 00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:37,118 That's so old man-y. 1151 00:47:37,152 --> 00:47:39,484 That was fun, we should do that again sometime. 1152 00:47:39,518 --> 00:47:41,019 Yeah, I'll smoke your weed anytime. 1153 00:47:41,053 --> 00:47:42,751 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1154 00:47:42,785 --> 00:47:44,852 Hey, by the way, you can move all your shit 1155 00:47:44,885 --> 00:47:46,918 on the hardhats from the refinery. 1156 00:47:46,952 --> 00:47:48,418 I see them at the end of their shift, 1157 00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:49,986 and they want to kill themselves. 1158 00:47:50,019 --> 00:47:51,118 (GIGGLES) 1159 00:47:51,152 --> 00:47:52,585 See you later, alligator. 1160 00:47:52,618 --> 00:47:54,418 In a while, crocodile. 1161 00:48:01,484 --> 00:48:03,952 (SIGHS) 1162 00:48:03,986 --> 00:48:06,019 MAN: (ON TV) Did the dress designer 1163 00:48:06,052 --> 00:48:07,952 cause a prom queen to be late for the ball? 1164 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,219 WOMAN 1: I went there, all he had 1165 00:48:09,252 --> 00:48:12,384 was the cut-out fabric and the applique sewn on. 1166 00:48:12,418 --> 00:48:14,019 That's all he had... 1167 00:48:14,052 --> 00:48:16,685 - (GROANS) Oh! Oh, shit! - Oh, my gosh. 1168 00:48:16,718 --> 00:48:18,418 MIKEY: I'm sorry! 1169 00:48:18,451 --> 00:48:20,818 Sorry, Lil. Aw, man! 1170 00:48:20,852 --> 00:48:22,418 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) 1171 00:48:23,852 --> 00:48:25,751 I thought you found my couch comfy. 1172 00:48:25,785 --> 00:48:27,885 Oh, I do, I just... I sleep au naturel. 1173 00:48:28,852 --> 00:48:30,518 - Cut the shit. - My bad. 1174 00:48:33,185 --> 00:48:35,384 (LIQUID POURING) 1175 00:48:39,685 --> 00:48:41,484 LIL: Mikey. 1176 00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:42,618 All seriousness. 1177 00:48:42,651 --> 00:48:45,518 I appreciate you taking care of the bills. 1178 00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:49,018 That way it keeps Lexi from being on the Craigslist. 1179 00:48:50,651 --> 00:48:51,852 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1180 00:48:51,885 --> 00:48:53,052 Yeah, I understand... Yeah. 1181 00:48:53,085 --> 00:48:56,618 So, I need to know, are you in or out? 1182 00:48:57,052 --> 00:48:58,919 If you're in, 1183 00:48:58,953 --> 00:49:00,785 I welcome you here. 1184 00:49:00,818 --> 00:49:02,018 All right, okay, great. 1185 00:49:02,052 --> 00:49:03,085 'Cause if you're out, 1186 00:49:03,118 --> 00:49:04,152 don't let the door hit you in the ass. 1187 00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:05,852 No, no. I'm in. I'm in. 1188 00:49:05,885 --> 00:49:07,852 - Okay, fine. - I'm paying the fucking rent, 1189 00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:10,885 - I pay for groceries... - This is about my baby. 1190 00:49:10,919 --> 00:49:12,618 I don't want her getting hurt anymore. 1191 00:49:12,651 --> 00:49:15,685 I don't want her doin' clients anymore. 1192 00:49:15,718 --> 00:49:16,852 It's too dangerous. 1193 00:49:16,885 --> 00:49:19,118 I never know when she's coming home. 1194 00:49:20,484 --> 00:49:21,785 So, it's up to you. 1195 00:49:23,518 --> 00:49:24,953 I'm in. 1196 00:49:24,985 --> 00:49:26,351 Okay? I'm in. 1197 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:30,618 - Okay. Good, good. Good. - I'm here, all right? 1198 00:49:31,985 --> 00:49:33,484 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1199 00:49:36,985 --> 00:49:40,018 Anything else? Am I good to go? 1200 00:49:40,052 --> 00:49:42,919 Yes. As long as I don't see your junk anymore. 1201 00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:45,018 - Deal. - (CHUCKLES) 1202 00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:46,785 Your mom's still a trip. 1203 00:49:46,818 --> 00:49:48,018 I know. 1204 00:49:49,886 --> 00:49:51,685 - In a good way. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1205 00:49:52,952 --> 00:49:54,118 She's a piece of work. 1206 00:50:00,551 --> 00:50:01,418 That smoke stack, 1207 00:50:01,451 --> 00:50:03,551 second one from the left, is that new? 1208 00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:04,651 Has that always been there? 1209 00:50:04,685 --> 00:50:06,551 No, that's always been there. 1210 00:50:06,585 --> 00:50:07,751 - Really? - Yeah. 1211 00:50:07,785 --> 00:50:08,818 Don't remember. 1212 00:50:08,853 --> 00:50:10,451 And Ma calls that one ol' smokey. 1213 00:50:10,484 --> 00:50:11,618 Oh. 1214 00:50:20,018 --> 00:50:21,518 It's my ex's truck. 1215 00:50:23,085 --> 00:50:25,351 He was supposed to pick it up two years ago. 1216 00:50:27,085 --> 00:50:28,451 Still hasn't. 1217 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:38,819 Just needs new wheels. 1218 00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:43,685 Well, I know you guys get tested, 1219 00:50:43,718 --> 00:50:46,618 which is why I got this, synthetic piss. 1220 00:50:46,651 --> 00:50:48,551 I'll throw it in free with an ounce, 1221 00:50:48,585 --> 00:50:49,518 other than that, 10 bucks a pop. 1222 00:50:49,551 --> 00:50:51,551 But, yeah, I got you if you guys ever need it. 1223 00:50:51,585 --> 00:50:53,618 You know, I don't want you guys getting fired and shit. 1224 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:54,785 Don't drink it. 1225 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:55,985 - (CHUCKLES) I mean... - (WORKERS LAUGH) 1226 00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:57,085 Unless you're into that kind of shit, right? (LAUGHS) 1227 00:50:57,118 --> 00:50:58,384 (DOORBELL DINGS) 1228 00:50:58,418 --> 00:50:59,451 Good night, Ms. Phan! 1229 00:50:59,484 --> 00:51:00,751 - Good night. - Good night. 1230 00:51:02,651 --> 00:51:04,618 See you later, alligator. 1231 00:51:04,651 --> 00:51:05,853 Do you want a ride home? 1232 00:51:05,885 --> 00:51:08,018 - No, I'm good. - Throw it in the back. 1233 00:51:08,052 --> 00:51:09,985 Uh, well... 1234 00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:11,351 - Yeah? - Yeah. Throw it in the back. 1235 00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:12,852 Okay. 1236 00:51:16,484 --> 00:51:19,052 - Which way? - MIKEY: Uh, go left here. Go left. 1237 00:51:19,085 --> 00:51:20,451 (CLEARS THROAT) We're getting close. 1238 00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:24,384 I really appreciate you driving me home. 1239 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:25,685 STRAWBERRY: Mm-hmm. 1240 00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:28,384 It's a nice area, huh? 1241 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,518 STRAWBERRY: Yeah, it's fancy. 1242 00:51:29,551 --> 00:51:30,418 I just wanted to buy my mom 1243 00:51:30,451 --> 00:51:33,052 something nice to retire in, you know? 1244 00:51:33,085 --> 00:51:34,451 STRAWBERRY: That's real sweet of you. 1245 00:51:34,484 --> 00:51:35,585 Yeah. 1246 00:51:35,618 --> 00:51:37,152 All right. Yeah, it's right up here. 1247 00:51:37,185 --> 00:51:39,551 Hey, we're getting... Yep. Right up there. There it is. 1248 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:42,885 Maybe we'll... Can you turn it down? 1249 00:51:42,918 --> 00:51:44,786 'Cause we don't... I don't want to wake up my mom. 1250 00:51:44,818 --> 00:51:46,718 Yeah. Whoa, this is fancy. 1251 00:51:46,752 --> 00:51:48,018 Yeah, it's nice. 1252 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,651 I'd invite you in, but like I said, 1253 00:51:51,685 --> 00:51:53,052 you know, my mom's feelin' sick 1254 00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:54,985 and she don't take too kindly to strangers. 1255 00:51:55,018 --> 00:51:57,685 She's just not all there, up there right now. 1256 00:51:57,718 --> 00:51:58,752 No. Yeah. 1257 00:51:58,786 --> 00:52:00,152 Probably not a good idea, anyway. 1258 00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:02,018 Yeah. So thanks for the ride. 1259 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,152 Anytime. I work on Wednesday. 1260 00:52:04,185 --> 00:52:06,384 Oh, well, I'll see you Wednesday. 1261 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:07,451 - Okay. - Okay. 1262 00:52:39,518 --> 00:52:40,719 MIKEY: Look, I'm just glad 1263 00:52:40,752 --> 00:52:42,052 weed is still illegal in Texas. 1264 00:52:42,085 --> 00:52:44,085 You guys have no idea how hard it is 1265 00:52:44,118 --> 00:52:46,518 to move flower in Cali right now. 1266 00:52:46,551 --> 00:52:47,518 I mean, yeah, you know, 1267 00:52:47,551 --> 00:52:49,451 selling it to the bitches at my model house, 1268 00:52:49,484 --> 00:52:52,052 but besides that, felons and illegals. 1269 00:52:53,818 --> 00:52:56,885 Hey, don't mess with big oil. 1270 00:52:56,918 --> 00:53:00,018 TCPD kittens next to those Valero guys. 1271 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,618 That goes without saying, 1272 00:53:01,651 --> 00:53:03,818 but you know, keeping it on the DL 1273 00:53:03,852 --> 00:53:05,719 has been the secret to my success all these years. 1274 00:53:05,751 --> 00:53:07,384 How do you think I stayed out of prison? 1275 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:08,918 How do you think I never got shot? 1276 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:10,085 Mom, where's the hot sauce? 1277 00:53:10,118 --> 00:53:12,052 Where the hell it always been. 1278 00:53:13,551 --> 00:53:15,118 No hot sauce, Mom. I don't see it. 1279 00:53:15,152 --> 00:53:16,418 LEONDRIA: Did you look in your bedroom? 1280 00:53:16,451 --> 00:53:17,518 You were eatin' pizza there... 1281 00:53:17,551 --> 00:53:18,451 - Oh, my God, Mom. - ...the other night. 1282 00:53:18,484 --> 00:53:19,719 I don't... I can't... Where's the hot sauce? 1283 00:53:19,751 --> 00:53:21,018 Why would he take it into his room? 1284 00:53:21,052 --> 00:53:22,719 LEONDRIA: You're laughin', but you were eatin' pizza there. 1285 00:53:22,751 --> 00:53:24,686 Mom, I've checked everywhere in the kitchen! 1286 00:53:24,718 --> 00:53:26,152 Where's the hot sauce? Hey, man. 1287 00:53:26,185 --> 00:53:27,652 What are you lookin' at? This ain't got nothin' to do 1288 00:53:27,686 --> 00:53:28,686 - with you. - Fine. 1289 00:53:29,918 --> 00:53:31,952 The world would collapse without me. 1290 00:53:34,718 --> 00:53:36,518 Did you check under your bed? 1291 00:53:36,551 --> 00:53:39,686 Hey, yo. So, I heard you do porn or something. 1292 00:53:39,718 --> 00:53:40,818 Five AVNs. 1293 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:43,551 What? That's an STD? 1294 00:53:43,585 --> 00:53:45,418 (CHUCKLING) No, no, no. It's the, uh... 1295 00:53:45,451 --> 00:53:46,618 It's the Adult Film Awards, 1296 00:53:46,652 --> 00:53:49,052 it's like the Academy Awards for what I do. 1297 00:53:49,085 --> 00:53:51,085 - Okay, man. That's what's up. - Yep. 1298 00:53:51,118 --> 00:53:53,018 Best Oral three years in a row. 1299 00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:54,952 - Best oral? - Yep! 1300 00:53:55,718 --> 00:53:56,985 Just one question. 1301 00:53:57,018 --> 00:53:58,852 Ain't that about getting head? 1302 00:53:58,885 --> 00:54:00,685 Well, I mean... 1303 00:54:00,718 --> 00:54:02,685 Yeah, something like that. 1304 00:54:02,718 --> 00:54:04,652 So, then what they got to do with you? 1305 00:54:04,685 --> 00:54:07,551 It's not like you're the one doing any work or anything. 1306 00:54:07,585 --> 00:54:09,852 I'm not doing the work? (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1307 00:54:09,885 --> 00:54:11,751 Sister, let me tell you somethin'. 1308 00:54:11,785 --> 00:54:13,085 Hey, man, don't call me sister. 1309 00:54:13,118 --> 00:54:15,085 Oh, my bad. June, right, it's June? 1310 00:54:15,118 --> 00:54:16,384 All right, June, look, 1311 00:54:16,418 --> 00:54:18,518 if I won three years in a row, with three different girls, 1312 00:54:18,551 --> 00:54:20,685 the chances of it being the girl is pretty limited. 1313 00:54:20,718 --> 00:54:22,085 Think about it. 1314 00:54:22,118 --> 00:54:23,018 No, seriously, look. 1315 00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:25,118 I'm the one guiding the girl in the scene. 1316 00:54:25,152 --> 00:54:26,852 Essentially I'm face-fucking her. 1317 00:54:26,885 --> 00:54:28,451 Pardon my language. 1318 00:54:28,484 --> 00:54:31,619 So the female really has nothing to do with it. 1319 00:54:31,651 --> 00:54:32,718 You know, I'm the one that's holding her head 1320 00:54:32,751 --> 00:54:35,384 for like 15 or 20 minutes while I'm force-fucking her, 1321 00:54:35,418 --> 00:54:36,885 so how is that about her, exactly? 1322 00:54:36,918 --> 00:54:38,152 - I got it, man. - No, seriously. 1323 00:54:38,185 --> 00:54:39,818 Look, it's about the shit I say, 1324 00:54:39,852 --> 00:54:41,619 the way I hold her face towards the camera 1325 00:54:41,651 --> 00:54:43,619 while she spits, and drools all over herself, 1326 00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:45,751 and I pinch her nose and make her gag. 1327 00:54:45,785 --> 00:54:47,785 - It's all technique. - I said I got it. 1328 00:55:00,952 --> 00:55:02,952 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 1329 00:55:26,718 --> 00:55:29,118 - Thank you. - MAN: Thank you. 1330 00:55:29,152 --> 00:55:30,751 Thanks, D. 1331 00:55:31,785 --> 00:55:34,685 Man, this place is off the chain. 1332 00:55:34,718 --> 00:55:36,818 Thank you so much for hooking this up. 1333 00:55:36,852 --> 00:55:38,118 My pleasure. 1334 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,418 So tell me more about LA. 1335 00:55:43,118 --> 00:55:45,085 Maybe you should find out for yourself. 1336 00:55:45,118 --> 00:55:46,818 You think I have the money to go? 1337 00:55:46,852 --> 00:55:48,885 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) 1338 00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:51,118 You got a truck, you can go anytime you want. 1339 00:55:51,152 --> 00:55:52,852 That's my mama's truck. 1340 00:55:52,885 --> 00:55:57,118 She just let's me use it 'cause she works from home. 1341 00:55:57,152 --> 00:56:01,118 Well, when I left Texas City, I didn't have a dime. 1342 00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:03,052 I just said to myself, 1343 00:56:03,085 --> 00:56:05,018 "Mikey, one day, you're gonna own this town." 1344 00:56:05,052 --> 00:56:06,585 And I just went for it, you know? 1345 00:56:07,918 --> 00:56:09,118 Mm. 1346 00:56:10,185 --> 00:56:11,885 What is he doing behind the counter? 1347 00:56:11,918 --> 00:56:14,052 He's going to help me with my SAT prep. 1348 00:56:14,852 --> 00:56:16,384 No free donuts. 1349 00:56:16,918 --> 00:56:18,418 Thank you. 1350 00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:24,585 So you were saying something about just going for it. 1351 00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,751 Are you trying to get fired? 1352 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:31,384 I'm trying to get hired. 1353 00:56:31,418 --> 00:56:34,952 - (EXHALES, CHUCKLES) - (STRAWBERRY CHUCKLES) 1354 00:56:34,985 --> 00:56:38,152 Are you going to help me score high on my SATs? 1355 00:56:38,185 --> 00:56:39,952 MIKEY: (CHUCKLING) You get 600 points 1356 00:56:39,985 --> 00:56:41,485 just for signing your name, you know? 1357 00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:43,551 - (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1358 00:56:43,585 --> 00:56:45,818 (DOORBELL DINGS) 1359 00:56:45,852 --> 00:56:47,618 Hiya! What can I get for ya today? 1360 00:56:47,651 --> 00:56:48,952 Hi, sweetie. Can I get, uh, two... 1361 00:56:48,985 --> 00:56:51,718 Two chocolate covered donuts and a medium coffee? 1362 00:56:51,751 --> 00:56:53,118 All right. 1363 00:56:53,152 --> 00:56:54,618 Good afternoon, sir. 1364 00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:03,118 You're crazy, you know that? 1365 00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:05,618 You could have just waited until now, you know? 1366 00:57:05,651 --> 00:57:07,118 Where's the fun in that? 1367 00:57:07,152 --> 00:57:08,384 Hmm. 1368 00:57:12,852 --> 00:57:13,918 Come here. 1369 00:57:30,585 --> 00:57:31,852 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1370 00:57:33,118 --> 00:57:35,052 (MUFFLED TV CHATTER) 1371 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:36,484 Yo, Lonnie! 1372 00:57:37,618 --> 00:57:38,685 Wait up! 1373 00:57:39,718 --> 00:57:40,952 What's up, man? 1374 00:57:40,985 --> 00:57:42,718 What up, big dog, where you going? 1375 00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:44,585 Man, some errands. I got to go to the mall, 1376 00:57:44,618 --> 00:57:46,385 - stuff like that. - Mm. 1377 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:48,118 Cool. Cool. I'm rolling with you. 1378 00:57:48,152 --> 00:57:50,952 Uh, just warning you, man, I'm gonna be gone all day. 1379 00:57:50,985 --> 00:57:53,551 Just, uh... So if you don't want to go, 1380 00:57:53,585 --> 00:57:54,551 - I mean... - Whatever. 1381 00:57:54,585 --> 00:57:56,385 I just got to get the fuck out of here. Let's go. 1382 00:57:56,419 --> 00:57:59,385 She's smokin' hot. She made the first move. 1383 00:57:59,419 --> 00:58:00,385 She's got no dad. 1384 00:58:00,419 --> 00:58:02,985 And here's the kicker, she lets me sell weed 1385 00:58:03,018 --> 00:58:05,385 - to the hardhats at her work. - (LAUGHS) 1386 00:58:05,419 --> 00:58:06,952 I mean, does it get any better than this? 1387 00:58:06,985 --> 00:58:09,018 (NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1388 00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:11,518 I didn't know you served. 1389 00:58:11,551 --> 00:58:13,918 Uh... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did, man. 1390 00:58:16,052 --> 00:58:17,785 Thank you for your service. 1391 00:58:17,818 --> 00:58:19,785 Yeah, man, no, uh... No problem. 1392 00:58:23,484 --> 00:58:27,484 Man, this place ain't changed much in 15 years, Lonnie. 1393 00:58:27,518 --> 00:58:28,852 Yeah, I know, for real, man. 1394 00:58:28,885 --> 00:58:30,685 Hey, um... 1395 00:58:30,718 --> 00:58:32,018 I think I'm going to be hanging out over here 1396 00:58:32,052 --> 00:58:33,118 - for a while, okay? - Okay. 1397 00:58:33,152 --> 00:58:35,018 Yeah, I'll meet you back here in 30, all right? 1398 00:58:35,052 --> 00:58:36,085 - Thirty minutes? - Yeah, thirty. 1399 00:58:36,118 --> 00:58:36,952 All right, sounds good. 1400 00:58:39,718 --> 00:58:42,052 (GAME MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING) 1401 00:58:49,052 --> 00:58:50,852 - (LASERS FIRING IN GAME) - Oh, shit! 1402 00:58:52,585 --> 00:58:53,651 Ah... 1403 00:58:54,952 --> 00:58:56,085 (LAUGHS) 1404 00:58:58,085 --> 00:58:59,518 Oh! 1405 00:59:01,185 --> 00:59:02,384 Whoo. 1406 00:59:02,785 --> 00:59:04,551 (GUNSHOTS) 1407 00:59:05,418 --> 00:59:06,585 Oh, come on... 1408 00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:08,651 (GUNSHOTS) 1409 00:59:10,518 --> 00:59:11,785 Whoo! 1410 00:59:11,818 --> 00:59:13,751 MAN: So what's this one, then? 1411 00:59:13,785 --> 00:59:15,985 Uh, that's the one I got when I was in Afghanistan. 1412 00:59:16,018 --> 00:59:18,718 And, uh, that's for my three tours in Iraq. 1413 00:59:18,751 --> 00:59:20,118 (SCOFFING) Bullshit. You're not even wearing 1414 00:59:20,152 --> 00:59:22,418 the proper infantry uniform. 1415 00:59:22,451 --> 00:59:23,985 Well, yeah, of course I am. 1416 00:59:27,918 --> 00:59:29,551 MAN: What's the Army Uniform Regulation? 1417 00:59:29,585 --> 00:59:31,152 - (MAN 2 LAUGHS) - The code. 1418 00:59:31,185 --> 00:59:32,985 Uh, to do my best, 1419 00:59:33,018 --> 00:59:35,751 to do my duty and to serve my country. 1420 00:59:35,785 --> 00:59:36,818 (LAUGHTER) 1421 00:59:36,852 --> 00:59:39,585 MAN: You sure it's not AR670-1? 1422 00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:41,818 LONNIE: Uh, well, as you guys know, 1423 00:59:41,852 --> 00:59:44,085 there's a lot of different codes in the military. 1424 00:59:44,118 --> 00:59:46,384 (LOUDLY) Stolen valor right here, folks. 1425 00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:49,785 This man is not a veteran. He's a fake and a fraud. 1426 00:59:49,818 --> 00:59:51,618 LONNIE: Give me those back, those are mine. 1427 00:59:51,651 --> 00:59:53,484 - MAN 2: Take your jacket off. - LONNIE: This is bullshit, 1428 00:59:53,518 --> 00:59:54,685 what do I have to do to convince y'all this is from... 1429 00:59:54,718 --> 00:59:57,018 MAN 2: Take it off or I'm gonna fucking kick your ass. 1430 01:00:03,085 --> 01:00:04,118 Hey, man. 1431 01:00:08,751 --> 01:00:10,052 (UNLOCKS CAR) 1432 01:00:15,918 --> 01:00:18,351 (NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1433 01:00:25,484 --> 01:00:27,985 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. 1434 01:00:28,018 --> 01:00:29,618 Wait, what? 1435 01:00:29,651 --> 01:00:31,118 Really? I would think someone in your position 1436 01:00:31,152 --> 01:00:32,351 would know what that means. 1437 01:00:33,551 --> 01:00:36,618 Oh, shit. Yeah, man, I kinda had, like, 1438 01:00:36,651 --> 01:00:38,618 a little bathroom mishap in there. 1439 01:00:38,651 --> 01:00:40,551 Oh, man, little bathroom mishap. 1440 01:00:40,585 --> 01:00:42,651 Oh, you sure you didn't get pushed in the fountain? 1441 01:00:43,618 --> 01:00:44,818 Shit. 1442 01:00:44,852 --> 01:00:46,451 You fucking saw that, man? 1443 01:00:46,484 --> 01:00:48,384 Dude, I saw the whole fucking thing, bro! 1444 01:00:48,418 --> 01:00:49,351 You think I'm stupid? 1445 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:51,085 I can't be associated with that shit, bro! 1446 01:00:51,118 --> 01:00:53,052 That's fucked up, that you would let me be a part 1447 01:00:53,085 --> 01:00:55,018 of your fucking bullshit scheme, dude! 1448 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:57,585 I'm fuckin' pissed! Dude, what if someone recognized me? 1449 01:00:57,618 --> 01:01:00,384 People know who the fuck I am, dawg. That's wack. 1450 01:01:00,418 --> 01:01:02,918 You need help, bro. It's fucking scandalous, dude. 1451 01:01:04,918 --> 01:01:07,351 I'm sorry, man. Shit, my bad. 1452 01:01:10,018 --> 01:01:14,418 ♪ I'll see all my friends In Hallelujah Square 1453 01:01:14,451 --> 01:01:19,484 ♪ What a wonderful time We'll all have up there 1454 01:01:19,518 --> 01:01:23,651 ♪ We'll sing and praise Jesus What a glory to share 1455 01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:28,384 ♪ And you'll not see a cripple In Hallelujah Square 1456 01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:33,818 ♪ And we'll all live forever In Hallelujah Square ♪ 1457 01:01:33,852 --> 01:01:35,518 - Wow. - Yes! 1458 01:01:35,551 --> 01:01:37,918 That dope sure makes you guys religious, huh. 1459 01:01:50,186 --> 01:01:51,718 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1460 01:01:59,585 --> 01:02:00,585 (DOOR OPENS) 1461 01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:03,518 (DOOR CLOSES) 1462 01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:06,052 (CAR LOCK CHIRPS) 1463 01:02:08,518 --> 01:02:10,052 (TRAIN CHUGGING NEARBY) 1464 01:02:10,885 --> 01:02:12,451 (NASALLY) Just a friend. 1465 01:02:12,484 --> 01:02:14,818 MIKEY: Seems like a very friendly friend. 1466 01:02:14,852 --> 01:02:17,384 Yeah. It's whatever. 1467 01:02:20,751 --> 01:02:22,685 So I blew him at junior prom. 1468 01:02:23,718 --> 01:02:25,052 At junior prom? 1469 01:02:25,085 --> 01:02:27,751 No, not at, after. You know what I mean. 1470 01:02:27,785 --> 01:02:29,751 Anyways, I blew him at junior prom 1471 01:02:29,785 --> 01:02:32,085 and ever since then, he's been clingy as fuck. 1472 01:02:32,119 --> 01:02:34,085 Is he stalking you? 1473 01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:36,618 No. No, we hang and shit. 1474 01:02:36,651 --> 01:02:39,351 - You fuckin' him? - When I feel like it. 1475 01:02:39,952 --> 01:02:41,852 It's not like a real thing. 1476 01:02:41,885 --> 01:02:43,351 This guy thinks you're dating. 1477 01:02:44,018 --> 01:02:45,484 - No... - Raylee, 1478 01:02:45,518 --> 01:02:47,518 - I need you inside! - Okay! 1479 01:02:47,551 --> 01:02:49,818 PHAN: And I told you not to smoke in front. 1480 01:02:49,852 --> 01:02:50,918 (STEPS ON BUTT) Sorry. 1481 01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:53,618 So you gonna keep fucking him? 1482 01:02:54,086 --> 01:02:55,918 That depends. 1483 01:02:55,952 --> 01:02:59,551 - Does he know that? - Mm-mm! (GIGGLES) 1484 01:02:59,585 --> 01:03:01,618 All right, what's this guy's name? 1485 01:03:01,651 --> 01:03:02,918 Nash. 1486 01:03:02,952 --> 01:03:04,685 Nash? (SCOFFS) 1487 01:03:04,718 --> 01:03:05,885 All right, look. 1488 01:03:05,918 --> 01:03:07,384 I think it's time Nash got it 1489 01:03:07,418 --> 01:03:09,484 that you guys aren't dating. Come on. 1490 01:03:09,518 --> 01:03:10,918 STRAWBERRY: Wait, what? 1491 01:03:10,952 --> 01:03:12,651 - (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) - God, this is crazy. 1492 01:03:12,685 --> 01:03:14,119 This is crazy, this is insane. 1493 01:03:14,152 --> 01:03:15,818 I can't believe we're doing this right now. 1494 01:03:15,852 --> 01:03:17,718 Like... (CHUCKLES) 1495 01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:19,585 Like, maybe it's not such a good idea, you know. 1496 01:03:19,618 --> 01:03:22,418 It'll be quick and easy, he'll get the message. 1497 01:03:22,451 --> 01:03:24,018 Okay. But no fightin', okay? 1498 01:03:24,053 --> 01:03:25,651 I just wanna talk to him. 1499 01:03:25,685 --> 01:03:27,086 - You promise? - Mm-hmm. 1500 01:03:28,118 --> 01:03:30,651 (CHUCKLES) This is crazy. 1501 01:03:34,785 --> 01:03:36,751 - Now what? - Is this the house? 1502 01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:38,685 - Yeah. - MIKEY: Mm. 1503 01:03:38,718 --> 01:03:40,618 - (HORN BLARING) - Oh, my God! (CHUCKLES) 1504 01:03:43,785 --> 01:03:45,952 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY ON STEREO) 1505 01:03:47,585 --> 01:03:49,018 (HORN BLARES) 1506 01:03:51,651 --> 01:03:53,451 Wow, that's his mom? 1507 01:03:53,484 --> 01:03:54,918 Hello, ma'am, would you be so kind 1508 01:03:54,952 --> 01:03:56,618 as to send Nash out, please? 1509 01:03:59,451 --> 01:04:02,053 - MRS. PARKER: Raylee? - Hi, Mrs. Parker. 1510 01:04:08,651 --> 01:04:10,585 Nice necklace. Fucking dork. 1511 01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:15,885 What is this? What's going on? 1512 01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:18,518 Hey, buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, 1513 01:04:18,551 --> 01:04:21,019 but (INHALES SHARPLY) you ain't with Strawberry, 1514 01:04:21,053 --> 01:04:23,484 you never were, she's with me now. 1515 01:04:23,518 --> 01:04:25,918 - You understand? - Raylee, what is this? 1516 01:04:25,952 --> 01:04:27,152 I've been trying to tell you, Nash. 1517 01:04:27,185 --> 01:04:28,918 All right, look, bro, so you're not going to call her, 1518 01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,118 you're not going to text her 1519 01:04:30,152 --> 01:04:31,484 and you're not going to go by the Donut Hole anymore, 1520 01:04:31,518 --> 01:04:32,384 you understand me? 1521 01:04:32,418 --> 01:04:33,785 Raylee, come on, I need to talk to you. 1522 01:04:33,818 --> 01:04:36,651 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Hold on. Hold on. 1523 01:04:37,685 --> 01:04:39,085 Whoa, hey, no fightin', okay? 1524 01:04:39,118 --> 01:04:40,718 You stay in the car, babe. 1525 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:41,885 All right, come here. 1526 01:04:41,918 --> 01:04:44,118 Google me, take out your phone right now 1527 01:04:44,152 --> 01:04:46,818 and google Mikey Saber. Do it, you got your phone on you? 1528 01:04:46,852 --> 01:04:48,418 What the fuck are you talking about? 1529 01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:50,085 - STRAWBERRY: No fightin'! - Babe, it's okay. 1530 01:04:50,118 --> 01:04:52,718 20.1 million views on Pornhub, bro. 1531 01:04:52,751 --> 01:04:53,952 I'm not fuckin' with you. 1532 01:04:53,986 --> 01:04:55,718 Strawberry's in a different league now, 1533 01:04:55,751 --> 01:04:57,052 do you understand me? You can't compete 1534 01:04:57,085 --> 01:04:58,618 with someone that fucked 1,300 bitches, 1535 01:04:58,651 --> 01:04:59,785 do you get what I'm saying? 1536 01:04:59,818 --> 01:05:01,418 Hey, let's not cause a scene! 1537 01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:03,953 NASH: What are you doing? Who is this? 1538 01:05:03,986 --> 01:05:05,585 - Come on. - I'm with him now. 1539 01:05:05,618 --> 01:05:07,085 Yeah, you heard it from her mouth, she's with me. 1540 01:05:07,118 --> 01:05:08,451 Are you serious? 1541 01:05:08,484 --> 01:05:10,418 - Come on. - I'm sorry, dude. 1542 01:05:10,451 --> 01:05:12,052 - It was fun, though. - It wasn't fun. 1543 01:05:18,685 --> 01:05:20,118 (MUSIC CONTINUES ON STEREO) 1544 01:05:20,152 --> 01:05:21,585 (MOANS) 1545 01:05:22,518 --> 01:05:23,751 Oh, my God! 1546 01:05:26,618 --> 01:05:27,618 Ah... 1547 01:05:28,651 --> 01:05:29,785 (GIGGLES) 1548 01:05:31,018 --> 01:05:32,651 I'll see you tomorrow. 1549 01:05:33,518 --> 01:05:34,718 Yeah, you will. 1550 01:05:36,518 --> 01:05:37,919 (CAR DEPARTS) 1551 01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:48,685 (MACHINERY HUMMING) 1552 01:05:57,818 --> 01:06:00,852 Life's sweet, Sophie. Life is sweet. 1553 01:06:03,919 --> 01:06:05,052 X equals negative-b 1554 01:06:05,085 --> 01:06:08,052 plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus 4ac, 1555 01:06:08,085 --> 01:06:09,585 all over 2a. 1556 01:06:09,618 --> 01:06:11,751 MIKEY: Whoa. That's geometry? 1557 01:06:11,785 --> 01:06:12,919 Algebra. 1558 01:06:12,952 --> 01:06:14,952 (HORN BLARING) 1559 01:06:15,718 --> 01:06:16,718 Shit. 1560 01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:19,085 It's all right, relax. 1561 01:06:19,118 --> 01:06:20,651 No, that's Nash. 1562 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:21,985 - That's Nash? - Mm-hmm. 1563 01:06:22,018 --> 01:06:23,052 Shit. 1564 01:06:23,085 --> 01:06:25,384 I think it's time I had a man-to-man with this kid. 1565 01:06:25,418 --> 01:06:26,952 No fightin'. 1566 01:06:26,985 --> 01:06:29,018 You know what, I'm tired of your fucking shit, bro. 1567 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,886 I'm not afraid to fight you, I don't give a fuck. 1568 01:06:30,919 --> 01:06:32,484 - (CAR DOORS CLOSE) - Oh, what, 1569 01:06:32,518 --> 01:06:33,551 this is your mommy and daddy, 1570 01:06:33,585 --> 01:06:34,685 you brought them to the dance? 1571 01:06:34,718 --> 01:06:37,152 You can't handle your shit by yourself, huh, tough guy? 1572 01:06:37,185 --> 01:06:39,052 Sir, your son is fucking with my girlfriend. 1573 01:06:39,085 --> 01:06:40,484 It ain't cool... (GRUNTS) 1574 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:41,651 (MIKEY GROANS) 1575 01:06:43,751 --> 01:06:45,952 - (GRUNTING) - NASH: You motherfucker! 1576 01:06:45,985 --> 01:06:48,118 STRAWBERRY: What the fuck! 1577 01:06:48,152 --> 01:06:49,952 What the fuck, Nash, what the fuck! 1578 01:06:49,985 --> 01:06:51,451 I'm not with you anymore! 1579 01:06:51,484 --> 01:06:52,818 Fuck you, you cheated on me! 1580 01:06:52,853 --> 01:06:54,952 No, I didn't, we were never together! No! No! 1581 01:06:54,985 --> 01:06:57,384 You come to my home, threaten my son, motherfucker! 1582 01:06:57,418 --> 01:06:59,018 It took three of you to fuck me up, you're a pussy! 1583 01:06:59,052 --> 01:06:59,985 MRS. PARKER: What are you talking about, 1584 01:07:00,018 --> 01:07:00,952 what do you mean you're not with him anymore? 1585 01:07:00,985 --> 01:07:01,651 STRAWBERRY: From the start, I fuckin' said 1586 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,484 I never wanted to be with you. 1587 01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:05,018 It was like a casual fucking thing! 1588 01:07:05,052 --> 01:07:06,886 Fuck that shit, you wanted me. 1589 01:07:06,918 --> 01:07:08,118 You're a little slut. 1590 01:07:08,152 --> 01:07:10,418 (SCOFFS) You're a fucking slut! 1591 01:07:10,451 --> 01:07:12,685 Hey, don't call my mama that, what the fuck? 1592 01:07:12,718 --> 01:07:14,085 MRS. PARKER: You ain't got nothin' to say? 1593 01:07:14,118 --> 01:07:15,018 You come near my house again, 1594 01:07:15,052 --> 01:07:17,052 you'll be leaving in a body bag, bitch! 1595 01:07:17,085 --> 01:07:18,785 - (GROANS) - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1596 01:07:18,819 --> 01:07:20,085 He should go to the hospital. 1597 01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:21,718 Yeah, maybe you should go to the hospital? 1598 01:07:21,751 --> 01:07:23,152 No. It's not that bad, 1599 01:07:23,185 --> 01:07:25,451 and plus I don't have health insurance, anyway, 1600 01:07:25,484 --> 01:07:26,518 but thank you, Ms. Phan. 1601 01:07:26,551 --> 01:07:28,052 - Okay, now stop movin'. - All right. 1602 01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:30,152 There's no fighting in my parking lot. 1603 01:07:30,185 --> 01:07:32,052 He flat-out sucker-punched me. 1604 01:07:32,085 --> 01:07:34,518 I would have 100% out-cardio'd that guy. 1605 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,451 Fuck. Sorry for swearing. 1606 01:07:36,484 --> 01:07:38,952 - (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) - (BOTH MOANING) 1607 01:07:38,985 --> 01:07:40,819 MIKEY: Oh. Oh, shit, be careful, 1608 01:07:40,853 --> 01:07:42,118 - that's where he kicked me. - I'm gonna come. 1609 01:07:42,152 --> 01:07:43,418 MIKEY: That's right where he kicked me. 1610 01:07:43,451 --> 01:07:45,384 That fuckin' little bitch. Oh. 1611 01:07:45,418 --> 01:07:48,585 Oh, shit. Ah, am I bleeding out of my head? 1612 01:07:48,618 --> 01:07:50,418 Fuck. 1613 01:07:50,451 --> 01:07:52,786 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1614 01:07:56,718 --> 01:07:58,451 We're both going to be hurtin' tomorrow. 1615 01:07:59,185 --> 01:08:00,551 Why is that? 1616 01:08:01,819 --> 01:08:03,885 Let's just say you're blessed. 1617 01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:05,618 - (CHUCKLES) - Uh-uh. 1618 01:08:05,651 --> 01:08:08,751 Yeah, I can't believe I'm attracted to a ginger. 1619 01:08:08,786 --> 01:08:10,718 You're not allowed to use the G word. 1620 01:08:13,152 --> 01:08:14,418 You have a type? 1621 01:08:14,918 --> 01:08:16,085 Maybe. 1622 01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,885 (COUGHS) What's your type? 1623 01:08:19,152 --> 01:08:21,018 Let's just say 1624 01:08:21,052 --> 01:08:23,651 - I like men, not boys. - Mm. 1625 01:08:30,852 --> 01:08:31,952 (TRAIN HORN BLOWING) 1626 01:08:31,985 --> 01:08:33,985 (LEVEL CROSSING BELL CLANGING) 1627 01:08:45,718 --> 01:08:46,752 (DOOR OPENS) 1628 01:08:48,118 --> 01:08:49,685 Oh. Um... 1629 01:08:49,718 --> 01:08:52,985 I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong house. 1630 01:08:53,018 --> 01:08:54,551 Yeah, 'cause I saw you parked 1631 01:08:54,585 --> 01:08:56,752 in front of my house last night, too. 1632 01:08:56,785 --> 01:08:58,918 No, it's... It's a simple mistake. I'm new in town. 1633 01:08:58,952 --> 01:09:00,952 If I see you around here again... 1634 01:09:00,985 --> 01:09:02,852 No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. 1635 01:09:04,052 --> 01:09:05,518 (BIKE RATTLING) 1636 01:09:10,785 --> 01:09:12,585 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 1637 01:09:23,085 --> 01:09:24,918 (WHIRRING STOPS) 1638 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,719 Honestly, if shit was different, 1639 01:09:27,885 --> 01:09:30,152 I could take over the industry with her. 1640 01:09:30,185 --> 01:09:31,418 - Think so? - Yeah. 1641 01:09:31,451 --> 01:09:33,852 Within six months, I could see her nabbing Best Newcomer. 1642 01:09:33,885 --> 01:09:35,885 One year and she would sweep the AVNs. 1643 01:09:35,918 --> 01:09:37,484 Tori Black... You know who Tori Black is? 1644 01:09:37,518 --> 01:09:39,152 Yeah, man, of course, I know who Tori Black is. 1645 01:09:39,185 --> 01:09:41,052 All right. Well, uh, she won Performer of the Year 1646 01:09:41,085 --> 01:09:42,719 two years, back to back, right? 1647 01:09:42,751 --> 01:09:44,551 I think that Strawberry's got the potential. 1648 01:09:44,585 --> 01:09:45,618 I'm not exaggerating, 1649 01:09:45,651 --> 01:09:46,719 - I really believe this. - Okay. 1650 01:09:46,751 --> 01:09:49,818 I think... I think she could win three years in a row. 1651 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,518 With my guidance, of course. 1652 01:09:51,551 --> 01:09:53,719 (NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1653 01:09:55,518 --> 01:09:57,852 Doesn't matter, I'm stuck in this shithole anyway. 1654 01:09:59,118 --> 01:10:01,686 Yeah, man, it's gonna be kind of awkward anyway, 1655 01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:02,585 she's gonna have to bang 1656 01:10:02,618 --> 01:10:04,718 all those other fucking guys on the scene. 1657 01:10:04,751 --> 01:10:06,118 (LAUGHS) I don't give a fuck. 1658 01:10:06,152 --> 01:10:08,484 I'll be fucking other bitches, bro. 1659 01:10:08,518 --> 01:10:10,985 Come on. I think it's hot, I don't care. 1660 01:10:12,451 --> 01:10:14,384 Okay, man. 1661 01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:15,985 I mean, seriously, it's part of the game. 1662 01:10:16,018 --> 01:10:17,818 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) - (MIKEY MOANING) 1663 01:10:17,852 --> 01:10:19,885 - That was nice. - Mm-hmm. 1664 01:10:19,918 --> 01:10:22,518 - (TV PLAYING) - (BOTH MOANING) 1665 01:10:24,618 --> 01:10:25,718 (SIGHS) 1666 01:10:29,185 --> 01:10:30,785 You want to explain those bruises? 1667 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:34,585 I fell off my bike. 1668 01:10:36,185 --> 01:10:37,384 Mm. 1669 01:10:38,885 --> 01:10:40,818 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (MIKEY MOANS) 1670 01:10:40,852 --> 01:10:42,484 Must've been a hard fall. 1671 01:10:43,418 --> 01:10:44,652 MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 1672 01:10:46,685 --> 01:10:48,384 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) - (MIKEY MOANS) 1673 01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,052 (PEOPLE CHATTERING IN DISTANCE) 1674 01:11:03,085 --> 01:11:04,751 This is eight, I need ten. 1675 01:11:11,619 --> 01:11:13,651 I'm moving a lot of weight for you guys, huh? 1676 01:11:18,985 --> 01:11:20,818 I like those gold teeth. 1677 01:11:20,852 --> 01:11:23,085 I got one dia... I got one diamond, 1678 01:11:23,118 --> 01:11:25,551 I had my dentist in Cali put it in. So... 1679 01:11:28,152 --> 01:11:29,885 Yo, get your ass out of here, man. 1680 01:11:32,551 --> 01:11:34,085 All right, say hi to your mom for me. 1681 01:11:43,118 --> 01:11:45,618 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1682 01:11:54,718 --> 01:11:55,985 (DOORBELL DINGS) 1683 01:11:56,018 --> 01:11:58,418 These refinery boys are the best. 1684 01:11:58,451 --> 01:11:59,586 They buy way more weed 1685 01:11:59,618 --> 01:12:02,818 than these skaters and dancers I got to deal with. 1686 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:04,852 - Dancers? - Yeah, from the titty bar. 1687 01:12:04,885 --> 01:12:06,384 Oh, strippers. 1688 01:12:06,418 --> 01:12:08,985 They prefer the term "dancers," young lady. 1689 01:12:09,018 --> 01:12:11,685 - Show some respect. - Okay. 1690 01:12:11,718 --> 01:12:12,818 Topless dancers. 1691 01:12:12,852 --> 01:12:15,618 Oh, bottomless, too. They got it all. 1692 01:12:15,651 --> 01:12:17,852 - Really? - Yeah, what, you never been? 1693 01:12:17,885 --> 01:12:18,818 Well, why would I have been? 1694 01:12:18,852 --> 01:12:21,152 Plus, I'm not even old enough to get in. 1695 01:12:21,185 --> 01:12:23,651 That's fine. You want to go? 1696 01:12:23,685 --> 01:12:25,018 Seriously? 1697 01:12:25,052 --> 01:12:26,818 MIKEY: (SINGSONG) Strip club virgin! 1698 01:12:26,852 --> 01:12:27,685 (STRAWBERRY GIGGLES) 1699 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,451 (NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1700 01:12:31,618 --> 01:12:33,152 - Hello. - MIKEY: Hello. 1701 01:12:33,185 --> 01:12:34,785 - How old is she? - STRAWBERRY: Eighteen. 1702 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:35,952 MIKEY: Eighteen. 1703 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,451 Twenty bucks. 1704 01:12:37,484 --> 01:12:38,384 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1705 01:12:38,418 --> 01:12:40,618 You're hotter than all these girls combined. 1706 01:12:41,718 --> 01:12:43,585 If you worked here, they'd be out of a job. 1707 01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:46,485 You want to give her a tip? 1708 01:12:46,519 --> 01:12:47,651 Come on, let's go. Let's give it to 'em. 1709 01:12:47,685 --> 01:12:48,918 It's fun. Come on. 1710 01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:51,651 (NU METAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1711 01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:18,751 (STRAWBERRY PANTING) 1712 01:13:21,418 --> 01:13:23,718 (BOTH MOANING) 1713 01:13:23,751 --> 01:13:24,718 MIKEY: Right here. Right here. 1714 01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,518 - STRAWBERRY: Here? - MIKEY: Yeah, pull in there. 1715 01:13:29,018 --> 01:13:30,585 I just gotta get some milk. 1716 01:13:32,518 --> 01:13:33,651 (MIKEY SIGHS) 1717 01:13:34,585 --> 01:13:36,418 All right, well... 1718 01:13:37,452 --> 01:13:39,018 - Good night. - Oh, I can... 1719 01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:41,085 I can wait and drive you all the way home. 1720 01:13:41,118 --> 01:13:42,452 Oh, no, it's okay. 1721 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:44,618 I like to ride my bike at night. 1722 01:13:45,085 --> 01:13:47,085 Okay. 1723 01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:49,518 But, technically, that was our first date. 1724 01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:52,118 So you just brought me to a strip joint 1725 01:13:52,152 --> 01:13:54,852 for our first date. Real classy. 1726 01:13:54,885 --> 01:13:56,551 Ooh, snap. 1727 01:13:56,585 --> 01:13:58,885 Mm. Well, I guess we got to do it again. 1728 01:13:58,918 --> 01:14:02,518 You want to go to the pier Friday night? 1729 01:14:02,551 --> 01:14:04,452 Beats liver and onions at Luby's. 1730 01:14:04,484 --> 01:14:06,384 - I love Luby's. - (LAUGHS) 1731 01:14:11,018 --> 01:14:12,484 HILLARY CLINTON: (ON TV) So, friends, 1732 01:14:12,518 --> 01:14:16,518 it is with humility, determination, 1733 01:14:16,551 --> 01:14:19,952 and boundless confidence in America's promise... 1734 01:14:19,985 --> 01:14:20,952 (MIKEY SIGHS) 1735 01:14:20,985 --> 01:14:23,918 ...that I accept your nomination 1736 01:14:23,952 --> 01:14:26,985 for President of the United States! 1737 01:14:27,018 --> 01:14:28,085 - (CROWD ON TV CHEERING) - WOMAN: All right, 1738 01:14:28,118 --> 01:14:30,518 Rich Snarkey is with us in Washington. 1739 01:14:30,551 --> 01:14:33,085 Rich, what are these new emails revealing? 1740 01:14:33,118 --> 01:14:34,718 - (TV CHATTER CONTINUES) - Yeah? 1741 01:14:36,451 --> 01:14:38,085 Mm. Yeah? 1742 01:14:38,918 --> 01:14:40,152 Daddy want to play? 1743 01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,385 (GROANS) I don't know if I'm feeling it. 1744 01:14:42,419 --> 01:14:44,618 Oh, I can feel it. Mm. 1745 01:14:45,484 --> 01:14:48,419 - (MUTTERS) - Nice and fast. 1746 01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:49,818 I just don't think it's happening today. 1747 01:14:49,852 --> 01:14:50,852 Come on. 1748 01:14:51,618 --> 01:14:52,518 (LEXI MOANS) 1749 01:14:52,551 --> 01:14:54,419 (SEDUCTIVELY) Don't you want to get in me? 1750 01:14:54,451 --> 01:14:56,952 (MOANS) Don't you want to get in this tight little pussy. 1751 01:14:56,985 --> 01:14:59,551 I don't feel it, I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 1752 01:14:59,585 --> 01:15:01,985 Jesus Christ. Okay, okay. 1753 01:15:03,085 --> 01:15:05,385 - What? - It's fine. 1754 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,585 Whatever. I didn't want to, anyway. 1755 01:15:13,785 --> 01:15:15,651 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 1756 01:15:23,118 --> 01:15:24,152 Lonnie! 1757 01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:25,785 (WHIRRING CONTINUES) 1758 01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:26,818 Lonnie! 1759 01:15:27,685 --> 01:15:30,885 Lonnie! Lon... Lonniekins! 1760 01:15:31,885 --> 01:15:32,985 Hey! 1761 01:15:33,018 --> 01:15:35,018 Don't be tied up all day. 1762 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:36,551 (WHIRRING CONTINUES) 1763 01:15:38,118 --> 01:15:39,651 Hey, Lonniekins. 1764 01:15:39,685 --> 01:15:42,718 - Hey, Lexi, what's up? - Oh, not much. 1765 01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:44,484 - What are you doin'? - Oh, you know, 1766 01:15:44,518 --> 01:15:45,818 fartin' around with the old man. 1767 01:15:45,852 --> 01:15:47,985 - Oh, yeah. - Same shit, different day. 1768 01:15:48,018 --> 01:15:49,685 Oh, I know, I know. (CHUCKLES) 1769 01:15:49,718 --> 01:15:50,585 What are you doin'? 1770 01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:53,018 I'm just, you know, gettin' some air. 1771 01:15:53,052 --> 01:15:54,320 Some sunshine. 1772 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,785 So you and Mikey been hangin' out, huh? 1773 01:15:57,818 --> 01:16:00,418 Yeah. It's been fun having him in town. 1774 01:16:00,451 --> 01:16:01,751 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1775 01:16:03,085 --> 01:16:05,985 Is he giving you money for all those rides you're giving him? 1776 01:16:06,018 --> 01:16:07,451 Mm, no. 1777 01:16:07,484 --> 01:16:09,118 I mean, I don't mind, we're buds. 1778 01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:11,785 I know y'all don't have a set of wheels right now, so... 1779 01:16:11,818 --> 01:16:13,618 No, we don't, not right now. 1780 01:16:15,918 --> 01:16:17,384 (LEXI CLEARS THROAT) 1781 01:16:17,418 --> 01:16:19,451 Yeah, you been working out? 1782 01:16:19,484 --> 01:16:21,052 No. 1783 01:16:21,085 --> 01:16:23,618 - Oh. You look good. - Thanks. 1784 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,418 You sure you haven't been working out? 1785 01:16:25,451 --> 01:16:27,052 I'm positive. 1786 01:16:27,085 --> 01:16:28,985 Can't call you "scrawny Lonnie" no more, 1787 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:30,718 can I? (LAUGHS) 1788 01:16:33,618 --> 01:16:35,518 You keep Mikey out of trouble now, you hear? 1789 01:16:35,551 --> 01:16:37,018 I'll try. 1790 01:16:37,052 --> 01:16:38,985 Okay, I know you will. 1791 01:16:40,952 --> 01:16:41,985 Good seeing you. 1792 01:16:42,018 --> 01:16:43,484 Good seeing you. Take care. 1793 01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:48,418 MIKEY: There's a lot of rides, 1794 01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:50,418 we could do the roller-coaster. 1795 01:16:50,451 --> 01:16:51,451 STRAWBERRY: Am I tall enough? 1796 01:16:51,484 --> 01:16:53,785 I think it's, like, 48 inches or whatever. 1797 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,651 I'll give you 48 inches or whatever. 1798 01:16:55,685 --> 01:16:56,818 (STRAWBERRY LAUGHS) 1799 01:16:56,852 --> 01:16:58,718 I'm sorry. That was too easy. 1800 01:16:58,751 --> 01:16:59,685 But I got you. It's like, 1801 01:16:59,718 --> 01:17:01,651 if you're scared, just grab onto me, you know. 1802 01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:03,618 I'll hold your hand. 1803 01:17:03,651 --> 01:17:05,484 - (METAL RATTLING) - So, after this, 1804 01:17:05,518 --> 01:17:07,952 are you gonna fuck me under the boardwalk? 1805 01:17:07,985 --> 01:17:10,484 You're such a little exhibitionist, you know that? 1806 01:17:10,518 --> 01:17:11,685 Look who's talking. 1807 01:17:12,484 --> 01:17:13,818 Wait, what do you mean? 1808 01:17:14,585 --> 01:17:16,518 You know what I mean. 1809 01:17:16,551 --> 01:17:18,885 Mr. Saber. (LAUGHS) 1810 01:17:18,918 --> 01:17:20,918 (SCREAMING) 1811 01:17:23,418 --> 01:17:24,852 (METAL RATTLING) 1812 01:17:24,885 --> 01:17:26,518 (SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 1813 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:30,085 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 1814 01:17:32,052 --> 01:17:33,618 Oh, my God! 1815 01:17:34,985 --> 01:17:36,952 Mikey! 1816 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:38,818 The second I broke up with Nash, 1817 01:17:39,618 --> 01:17:40,685 my Facebook blew up 1818 01:17:40,718 --> 01:17:42,585 with everyone and their fucking grandma 1819 01:17:42,618 --> 01:17:43,985 sending me links to your videos. 1820 01:17:45,418 --> 01:17:46,551 (MIKEY SIGHS) 1821 01:17:46,585 --> 01:17:48,384 And you're cool with it? 1822 01:17:48,418 --> 01:17:50,551 Would I be here if I gave a shit? 1823 01:17:50,585 --> 01:17:52,018 I actually think it's kinda dope. 1824 01:17:52,618 --> 01:17:53,618 MIKEY: Hmm. 1825 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:57,418 I think it's cool you just said, 1826 01:17:57,451 --> 01:17:59,085 "Fuck it, I'm gonna get paid 1827 01:17:59,118 --> 01:18:00,918 "for doing the thing I love most." 1828 01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,152 And as long as you're not hurtin' anybody, 1829 01:18:03,186 --> 01:18:05,384 you do you, man. 1830 01:18:05,418 --> 01:18:06,918 But if you give me something, 1831 01:18:06,952 --> 01:18:08,685 I swear to fuckin' God... (CHUCKLES) 1832 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:09,718 Us porn folk 1833 01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:11,985 are the most tested people on the whole planet. 1834 01:18:12,018 --> 01:18:12,985 I mean, think about it, 1835 01:18:13,018 --> 01:18:15,451 we got to get tested to work, you know? 1836 01:18:15,484 --> 01:18:16,751 Maybe I gave you somethin'? 1837 01:18:16,785 --> 01:18:18,885 Oh, don't even kid! 1838 01:18:21,518 --> 01:18:24,484 I posted a nude online once. (CHUCKLES) 1839 01:18:24,518 --> 01:18:27,085 I can never tell if you're joking or if you're serious. 1840 01:18:27,118 --> 01:18:29,518 My friends and I were messing around 1841 01:18:29,551 --> 01:18:32,618 on that subreddit, Gone Wild. 1842 01:18:32,651 --> 01:18:34,885 We were just trying to see how much attention we could get. 1843 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:35,918 We weren't even naked, we had, 1844 01:18:35,952 --> 01:18:37,885 like, our stuffed animals like that, you know? 1845 01:18:38,885 --> 01:18:40,685 But this old guy in Ohio 1846 01:18:40,718 --> 01:18:42,818 propositioned us to sell a nude pic. 1847 01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:45,952 And I did, and he Venmo'd me 60 bucks. 1848 01:18:45,985 --> 01:18:47,818 - Sixty bucks? - Mm-hmm. 1849 01:18:47,852 --> 01:18:49,718 You're a bad, bad girl. 1850 01:18:49,751 --> 01:18:50,885 But 60 bucks ain't shit. 1851 01:18:50,918 --> 01:18:53,451 You should get at least double that. 1852 01:18:53,484 --> 01:18:55,785 So were you planning on ever telling me? 1853 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,451 Yeah. 1854 01:18:57,484 --> 01:18:59,484 It's not something you drop on a civilian. 1855 01:18:59,518 --> 01:19:00,818 (LAUGHS) 1856 01:19:00,852 --> 01:19:02,952 A civilian? Is that what I am? 1857 01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,351 Yeah. 1858 01:19:06,119 --> 01:19:07,518 But you don't have to be. 1859 01:19:08,418 --> 01:19:10,153 For reals? 1860 01:19:10,185 --> 01:19:13,818 (SUCKS TEETH) Look, I'm gonna be straight with you. 1861 01:19:13,852 --> 01:19:16,685 I've been in the business almost 20 years, 1862 01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:20,751 and nobody, nobody comes close to you. 1863 01:19:22,484 --> 01:19:24,885 Straight up, you could be a huge star, I'm just saying. 1864 01:19:26,418 --> 01:19:28,418 - You're funny. (LAUGHS) - Mm-hmm. 1865 01:19:29,885 --> 01:19:31,018 Look, 1866 01:19:31,052 --> 01:19:34,086 I'm already about to have a very awkward senior year. 1867 01:19:34,119 --> 01:19:35,285 MIKEY: Mm. 1868 01:19:35,319 --> 01:19:37,751 I'm not about to have a very awkward rest of my life. 1869 01:19:37,785 --> 01:19:38,785 Ah. 1870 01:19:58,551 --> 01:19:59,685 LEXI: ...but the second time 1871 01:19:59,718 --> 01:20:01,018 I fell out of the tree, remember? 1872 01:20:01,053 --> 01:20:03,451 I fell straight down on the ground and broke my arm, 1873 01:20:03,484 --> 01:20:05,053 so I had a leg broken and an arm broken. 1874 01:20:05,086 --> 01:20:07,551 And then Mom had to wheel me around in the shoppin' cart 1875 01:20:07,585 --> 01:20:08,618 for, like, a month... 1876 01:20:08,651 --> 01:20:09,685 LIL: And you loved that. 1877 01:20:09,718 --> 01:20:10,952 LEXI: It was so embarrassing. 1878 01:20:10,985 --> 01:20:12,718 - Aw. - MIKEY: Hey! 1879 01:20:12,751 --> 01:20:13,985 (TV PLAYING) 1880 01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,885 - Hey, Mikey. - MIKEY: Hmm. 1881 01:20:15,918 --> 01:20:16,952 How you doing? 1882 01:20:16,985 --> 01:20:19,751 I'm good. What you doin' here? 1883 01:20:19,785 --> 01:20:20,818 Just catchin' up 1884 01:20:20,852 --> 01:20:22,518 - with Lil and Lexi. - MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 1885 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:23,985 Catching up on some old stuff. 1886 01:20:24,018 --> 01:20:25,718 - Mm-hmm. - Shootin' the breeze. 1887 01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:26,885 - Sounds like it. - LEONDRIA: Yeah. 1888 01:20:26,918 --> 01:20:27,852 You should let me know next time, 1889 01:20:27,885 --> 01:20:31,484 I'll make some steaks. Hang out with you guys. 1890 01:20:31,518 --> 01:20:32,852 - LEONDRIA: Sounds great. - Yeah. 1891 01:20:32,885 --> 01:20:34,818 - LEONDRIA: Sounds like a plan. - Mm-hmm. 1892 01:20:34,852 --> 01:20:36,585 LEONDRIA: Ladies, I'mma get up outta here. 1893 01:20:36,618 --> 01:20:37,952 - It's getting late. - LEXI: Oh, no. Already? 1894 01:20:37,985 --> 01:20:39,585 LEONDRIA: But your hospitality was good, 1895 01:20:39,618 --> 01:20:41,918 - the conversation was boss. - LEXI: Aw. 1896 01:20:41,952 --> 01:20:43,885 - Okay, girls... - So good to see you. 1897 01:20:43,918 --> 01:20:44,751 Absolutely. 1898 01:20:44,785 --> 01:20:46,551 So good to see you again, Lele. 1899 01:20:46,585 --> 01:20:47,751 - You, too, my baby. - Please come back. 1900 01:20:47,785 --> 01:20:49,885 - I will. I will. - Don't be a stranger. 1901 01:20:49,918 --> 01:20:50,952 You take care of yourself, baby girl. 1902 01:20:50,985 --> 01:20:52,118 - You, too. - All right? 1903 01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:53,384 Be safe out there. 1904 01:20:53,418 --> 01:20:55,053 Mikey, I'm sure I'll see you soon. 1905 01:20:55,085 --> 01:20:55,952 Yeah, you will. 1906 01:20:55,985 --> 01:20:57,618 - LEXI: Thanks, Lele. - LEONDRIA: Good night. 1907 01:20:57,651 --> 01:20:59,451 - LEXI: Good night. - LIL: God bless you. 1908 01:21:06,085 --> 01:21:07,585 - (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) - MIKEY: Did it come through? 1909 01:21:07,618 --> 01:21:09,451 MAN: (ON PHONE): Yeah. Bullshit. 1910 01:21:09,484 --> 01:21:12,551 You see her? She's fuckin' smokin', right? 1911 01:21:12,585 --> 01:21:14,651 You're not gonna believe this, dude. 1912 01:21:14,685 --> 01:21:17,019 - Her name is Strawberry. - MAN: What? 1913 01:21:17,052 --> 01:21:18,085 Fucking Strawberry. 1914 01:21:18,118 --> 01:21:19,451 You can't make this shit up, man. 1915 01:21:19,484 --> 01:21:20,384 - Strawberry? - Yeah. No, I... 1916 01:21:20,418 --> 01:21:22,751 Has there even been a Strawberry before? 1917 01:21:22,785 --> 01:21:25,618 (GRUNTS) She's my way back in, man, I'm tellin' you. 1918 01:21:25,651 --> 01:21:29,019 This is like a Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey-level find here. 1919 01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:31,518 Aw, fuck, I'm blessed, I'm so fucking blessed. 1920 01:21:31,551 --> 01:21:33,885 (PUFFING) See, this is my talent, 1921 01:21:33,918 --> 01:21:35,785 I could be a badass scout. 1922 01:21:35,818 --> 01:21:38,685 I got my finger on the pulse of the next generation, baby. 1923 01:21:38,718 --> 01:21:39,885 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1924 01:21:39,918 --> 01:21:41,484 LONNIE: How do you know she's gonna be down for this, man? 1925 01:21:41,518 --> 01:21:44,451 Oh, she's down, trust me, she's down. 1926 01:21:44,484 --> 01:21:47,651 Plus, she sucks on my fingers while I'm fucking her, bro. 1927 01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:48,618 Oh, yeah? That's cool. 1928 01:21:48,651 --> 01:21:51,384 Yeah, it's cool. You know what that means? 1929 01:21:51,418 --> 01:21:52,451 She likes fingers? 1930 01:21:52,484 --> 01:21:54,052 (LAUGHS) You're so cute. 1931 01:21:54,085 --> 01:21:55,484 (GRUNTS) 1932 01:21:55,518 --> 01:21:57,451 Means she likes having a dick in her mouth 1933 01:21:57,484 --> 01:22:00,018 while getting fucked. It's a telltale sign, bro. 1934 01:22:00,052 --> 01:22:01,185 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1935 01:22:01,219 --> 01:22:03,152 Any time a girl puts something in her mouth while fucking, 1936 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:04,986 either they're familiar with that scenario 1937 01:22:05,018 --> 01:22:06,953 or they're intrigued by that scenario. 1938 01:22:06,986 --> 01:22:08,852 Think about it, man, it's just logic. 1939 01:22:08,885 --> 01:22:10,451 I never thought about it that way. 1940 01:22:10,484 --> 01:22:12,484 Yeah, man, no, that's what Lexi did. 1941 01:22:12,518 --> 01:22:13,919 You know, when we first started dating, 1942 01:22:13,953 --> 01:22:16,052 Lexi would suck on my fingers while I was fucking her. 1943 01:22:16,085 --> 01:22:17,718 That's what schooled me to the knowledge 1944 01:22:17,751 --> 01:22:18,785 that she'd slept with 1945 01:22:18,818 --> 01:22:20,418 more than one dude at a time before. 1946 01:22:20,451 --> 01:22:22,018 So when I proposed a threesome, she was in. 1947 01:22:22,052 --> 01:22:24,052 She didn't fight it, she fucking loved it. 1948 01:22:24,085 --> 01:22:25,351 - Huh. - Yeah. 1949 01:22:26,484 --> 01:22:27,651 (MIKEY GRUNTING) 1950 01:22:27,685 --> 01:22:28,685 Well, what do you think 1951 01:22:28,718 --> 01:22:31,052 Lexi is gonna think about all of this, though? 1952 01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:34,118 Dude, Lexi is the bane of my fucking existence, man. 1953 01:22:34,152 --> 01:22:36,685 Everything that has gone wrong in my life the last 15 years 1954 01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:38,651 pretty much stems back to her. 1955 01:22:38,685 --> 01:22:39,885 (GRUNTS) 1956 01:22:39,919 --> 01:22:42,018 I've forgiven her over and over again. 1957 01:22:42,052 --> 01:22:44,018 I've overlooked so much shit in the name of forgiveness, 1958 01:22:44,052 --> 01:22:45,852 but it doesn't matter, she always fucks me... 1959 01:22:46,953 --> 01:22:48,451 Hey, how you doin', sir? 1960 01:22:53,518 --> 01:22:55,618 Go look up the Lexi Lane, Ashley Blue gangbang. 1961 01:22:55,651 --> 01:22:56,818 At the end, I'm fucking Ashley, 1962 01:22:56,852 --> 01:22:58,484 so I wasn't paying attention. 1963 01:22:58,518 --> 01:23:01,052 Lexi starts badmouthing me to the male talent on camera. 1964 01:23:01,085 --> 01:23:02,118 Saying that I'm limp dick and shit, 1965 01:23:02,152 --> 01:23:03,384 and that's a total fucking lie. 1966 01:23:03,418 --> 01:23:04,418 Of course I can get it up, right? 1967 01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,618 I didn't know this until the fucking DVD came out. 1968 01:23:06,651 --> 01:23:08,018 I wanted to knock that bitch out. 1969 01:23:08,052 --> 01:23:09,952 Anyway, don't say shit. That stays between us. 1970 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:11,751 - I got you, brother. - You got the next set. 1971 01:23:12,118 --> 01:23:13,551 (HUFFING) 1972 01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:14,718 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1973 01:23:14,751 --> 01:23:16,551 - Appreciate you. - Thank you. 1974 01:23:18,152 --> 01:23:20,651 So... I joined your Pornhub page. 1975 01:23:21,818 --> 01:23:23,551 You watching my scenes? 1976 01:23:23,585 --> 01:23:24,818 Checked out a few. 1977 01:23:24,853 --> 01:23:27,451 I watched the one you won Best Oral for. 1978 01:23:27,484 --> 01:23:30,152 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1979 01:23:30,185 --> 01:23:32,651 Not that it's not hot watchin' you, but, like... 1980 01:23:33,185 --> 01:23:34,252 Yeah? 1981 01:23:34,285 --> 01:23:38,551 So the girl, plus all the guys she's blowin'... 1982 01:23:41,152 --> 01:23:42,886 Hello, Mr. Mikey. 1983 01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:44,818 Hey, Ms. Phan. 1984 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,085 Uh, I swept outside and watered the plants for you. 1985 01:23:47,118 --> 01:23:48,118 Great. 1986 01:23:51,451 --> 01:23:55,118 So the girl, plus all the guys she's blowin', win the award? 1987 01:23:55,152 --> 01:23:56,384 Right. 1988 01:23:56,418 --> 01:23:57,985 But we all share it, the award. 1989 01:23:58,018 --> 01:23:59,952 Okay. But, like, 1990 01:23:59,985 --> 01:24:02,052 she's on her knees blowing a line of guys, 1991 01:24:02,085 --> 01:24:03,484 it's like her scene. 1992 01:24:03,518 --> 01:24:05,384 Why are you winning an award for it? 1993 01:24:05,418 --> 01:24:07,418 Okay, well, that's up for discussion. 1994 01:24:08,718 --> 01:24:10,152 Anyway, you shouldn't be watching that stuff. 1995 01:24:10,185 --> 01:24:12,118 You know, just pretend it doesn't exist. 1996 01:24:12,152 --> 01:24:13,819 Don't watch that stuff, it's not good. 1997 01:24:14,618 --> 01:24:15,885 I'm sorry. 1998 01:24:15,918 --> 01:24:17,819 - Did I hurt your feelings? - No. It's okay. 1999 01:24:19,185 --> 01:24:20,651 Sorry, I should have asked 2000 01:24:20,685 --> 01:24:22,118 if it was okay if I watched. 2001 01:24:22,152 --> 01:24:23,685 - MIKEY: Hmm. - (DOOR OPENS) 2002 01:24:25,786 --> 01:24:27,451 MIKEY: Well, if you do want to watch one, 2003 01:24:27,484 --> 01:24:29,885 check out The Fast and the Furious parody I did. 2004 01:24:29,918 --> 01:24:31,718 - STRAWBERRY: Are you serious? - MIKEY: Hell yeah. 2005 01:24:31,751 --> 01:24:34,718 Fast and the Fury-ass. (LAUGHS) 2006 01:24:34,751 --> 01:24:35,852 - Yeah. - STRAWBERRY: I love it. 2007 01:24:35,885 --> 01:24:36,952 MIKEY: Clever, right? 2008 01:24:36,985 --> 01:24:39,918 I play Brian O'Conner, that's Paul Walker's character. 2009 01:24:39,952 --> 01:24:41,985 Man, my acting was next level. Seriously. 2010 01:24:42,018 --> 01:24:44,651 I mean, my scenes were miles above the other scenes. 2011 01:24:44,685 --> 01:24:45,985 To this day, people will tweet me and be like, 2012 01:24:46,018 --> 01:24:47,918 "Oh, you were the perfect O'Conner." 2013 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,484 I was actually even nominated for that role. 2014 01:24:50,518 --> 01:24:53,052 Best Supporting Actor in a Parody. 2015 01:24:53,085 --> 01:24:55,751 But I didn't win. It was the big snub of the night. 2016 01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:58,451 There was boos and everything. It was crazy. 2017 01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:01,518 And then Paul Walker goes and gets himself killed, 2018 01:25:01,551 --> 01:25:02,818 which is such a bummer 2019 01:25:02,852 --> 01:25:05,585 because then I'm fucked out of the sequels. 2020 01:25:05,618 --> 01:25:06,885 - That sucks. - Yeah. 2021 01:25:07,818 --> 01:25:08,618 So... 2022 01:25:11,152 --> 01:25:12,818 You want to come over this weekend? 2023 01:25:14,418 --> 01:25:15,818 Come over? What, to your place? 2024 01:25:15,852 --> 01:25:17,918 Yeah. We can spend Saturday night there. 2025 01:25:17,952 --> 01:25:19,152 Uh... Nah, nah, I'm not into 2026 01:25:19,185 --> 01:25:21,118 the whole meet-the-parents thing. 2027 01:25:21,152 --> 01:25:22,952 You think I'd introduce you to my mom? 2028 01:25:22,985 --> 01:25:25,651 Are you fucking kidding me? No. God, no! No. 2029 01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:28,551 She'll be out of town. She got a new boyfriend, 2030 01:25:28,585 --> 01:25:30,952 and they're going to Houston to fuck themselves silly. 2031 01:25:30,985 --> 01:25:33,451 So, we got the place to our own, 2032 01:25:33,484 --> 01:25:35,085 to fuck ourselves even sillier. 2033 01:25:36,518 --> 01:25:37,518 MIKEY: Ah! 2034 01:25:39,685 --> 01:25:40,918 (TV PLAYING) 2035 01:25:41,551 --> 01:25:42,719 - Mikey? - Yeah? 2036 01:25:44,118 --> 01:25:46,351 You haven't even asked about Eric once. 2037 01:25:48,651 --> 01:25:50,752 You got my Facebook message when it happened. 2038 01:25:50,785 --> 01:25:51,852 We chatted. 2039 01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:53,618 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 2040 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,985 My heart goes out to you. It was a terrible thing. 2041 01:26:05,052 --> 01:26:06,618 So... 2042 01:26:06,651 --> 01:26:09,384 Any word on you getting custody or whatever? 2043 01:26:11,852 --> 01:26:12,852 Yeah. 2044 01:26:13,785 --> 01:26:15,351 Well, I was thinking... 2045 01:26:16,518 --> 01:26:18,686 I have a meetin' with CPS next week. 2046 01:26:18,719 --> 01:26:21,918 And I was thinking you could come with me 2047 01:26:21,952 --> 01:26:24,719 and we could tell the case worker... 2048 01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:25,751 Her name is Mary-Anne, 2049 01:26:25,785 --> 01:26:28,785 she's real nice and she's trying to help me out. 2050 01:26:28,818 --> 01:26:32,018 And we can tell her about how things are going well here 2051 01:26:32,052 --> 01:26:33,052 and, you know... 2052 01:26:34,451 --> 01:26:36,686 Like you and me, and all... 2053 01:26:38,451 --> 01:26:39,484 (SPUTTERS, RUBS HANDS) 2054 01:26:39,518 --> 01:26:40,719 'Cause, I mean, 2055 01:26:40,751 --> 01:26:43,418 if things are going well with you and me and all, 2056 01:26:43,451 --> 01:26:44,952 and I can get a clean test... 2057 01:26:44,985 --> 01:26:46,351 And that's gonna happen? 2058 01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:48,285 No wonder they took him, 2059 01:26:48,319 --> 01:26:50,384 you're right back to where you were in '08 all over again. 2060 01:26:51,451 --> 01:26:52,551 (SIGHS) 2061 01:26:52,585 --> 01:26:54,052 Where's his dad in all this shit anyway? 2062 01:26:54,085 --> 01:26:56,484 Why doesn't he step the fuck up? Seriously. 2063 01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:01,484 Or better yet, why doesn't Leondria go with you, 2064 01:27:01,518 --> 01:27:03,751 being that she's so concerned with our fucking business. 2065 01:27:05,418 --> 01:27:07,418 You know what, fuck this place. 2066 01:27:07,451 --> 01:27:09,351 I'm going to go watch TV with your mom. 2067 01:27:11,118 --> 01:27:13,018 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 2068 01:27:41,185 --> 01:27:43,085 STRAWBERRY: Don't judge, okay? 2069 01:27:43,118 --> 01:27:44,852 MIKEY: Why would I do that? 2070 01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:47,118 You're talking to a boy who grew up in Texas City, 2071 01:27:47,152 --> 01:27:49,018 so I'm not going to judge anything. 2072 01:27:49,052 --> 01:27:51,586 - This is it? - STRAWBERRY: Yeah. 2073 01:27:51,619 --> 01:27:54,619 MIKEY: Oh. Uh, I take it back, this place is a shithole. 2074 01:27:54,651 --> 01:27:55,885 Can you take me home, please? 2075 01:27:55,918 --> 01:27:57,052 (STRAWBERRY LAUGHS) 2076 01:27:59,586 --> 01:28:00,818 All right, ta-da. 2077 01:28:00,852 --> 01:28:02,885 - Wow. Luxurious. - Yeah. 2078 01:28:02,918 --> 01:28:04,518 Can't smoke in here, by the way, 2079 01:28:04,551 --> 01:28:06,484 - my mom's trying to quit. - That's okay. 2080 01:28:08,952 --> 01:28:10,651 - Is this you? - Yeah. 2081 01:28:10,685 --> 01:28:12,152 That's the first selfie I ever took. 2082 01:28:12,185 --> 01:28:14,052 - Mm. - Vintage. 2083 01:28:14,085 --> 01:28:15,685 - You want a Coke? - Yes. 2084 01:28:17,018 --> 01:28:18,885 And that's your mom? 2085 01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:22,418 Yep. And that's my grandma, and that's me. 2086 01:28:22,451 --> 01:28:24,586 And that's me. And that's me. 2087 01:28:24,618 --> 01:28:25,651 Cute. 2088 01:28:25,685 --> 01:28:26,718 What's back here? 2089 01:28:26,751 --> 01:28:27,885 - Ah, that's my mom's room. - Oh. 2090 01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:29,085 I am right here. 2091 01:28:33,952 --> 01:28:35,918 Wow. Wow. 2092 01:28:36,718 --> 01:28:37,718 Pink. 2093 01:28:38,552 --> 01:28:39,552 Pink. 2094 01:28:39,586 --> 01:28:41,384 It's supposed to make you happy or something. 2095 01:28:41,418 --> 01:28:42,418 Yeah. 2096 01:28:43,586 --> 01:28:44,785 Wow. 2097 01:28:44,818 --> 01:28:46,651 (BIRDSONG) 2098 01:28:50,985 --> 01:28:53,384 So, tell your mom I'm moving in. 2099 01:28:53,418 --> 01:28:54,852 (STRAWBERRY LAUGHS) 2100 01:28:54,885 --> 01:28:57,052 - (WAVES CRASHING) - (SEAGULLS CALLING) 2101 01:28:58,418 --> 01:28:59,885 You feel the sunshine? 2102 01:29:02,985 --> 01:29:04,585 MIKEY: By the way, what sign are you? 2103 01:29:06,651 --> 01:29:07,852 STRAWBERRY: Why? 2104 01:29:07,885 --> 01:29:11,152 MIKEY: Uh... I mean, I don't even believe in astrology, 2105 01:29:11,185 --> 01:29:12,552 but I'm just asking. 2106 01:29:14,018 --> 01:29:15,418 STRAWBERRY: A bad sign. 2107 01:29:15,451 --> 01:29:16,751 (BOTH LAUGH) 2108 01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,552 I don't believe in that shit, either. 2109 01:29:18,585 --> 01:29:19,585 MIKEY: Yeah. 2110 01:29:26,785 --> 01:29:28,718 You know, before this place was about black gold, 2111 01:29:28,751 --> 01:29:29,985 it was about black ivory. 2112 01:29:30,751 --> 01:29:32,384 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 2113 01:29:32,418 --> 01:29:34,152 I don't understand. 2114 01:29:34,185 --> 01:29:36,384 - Slave trade, silly. - Oh. 2115 01:29:36,418 --> 01:29:37,918 Slaves were sold here. 2116 01:29:37,952 --> 01:29:41,618 Some, like, famous French pirate ran the show. 2117 01:29:41,651 --> 01:29:44,085 A French pirate? I bet he had really good style. 2118 01:29:44,118 --> 01:29:46,085 - (LAUGHS) - I bet he dressed good. 2119 01:29:46,118 --> 01:29:48,852 When I was little, my mama would take me out here 2120 01:29:48,885 --> 01:29:50,785 and we'd go hunting for pirate booty. 2121 01:29:50,818 --> 01:29:51,852 - Ooh. - (LAUGHING) 2122 01:29:51,885 --> 01:29:53,618 - I love pirate booty. - STRAWBERRY: Ooh. 2123 01:29:53,651 --> 01:29:55,551 - Tell me more. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2124 01:29:55,985 --> 01:29:57,785 (GRUNTS) 2125 01:29:57,818 --> 01:29:59,985 - I'm coming to get ya. - (GASPS) 2126 01:30:01,418 --> 01:30:02,985 - (MOANING) - MIKEY: Fuck! 2127 01:30:04,518 --> 01:30:06,052 (FOOD SIZZLING) 2128 01:30:07,818 --> 01:30:09,418 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2129 01:30:15,518 --> 01:30:18,785 This is prime Texas beef right here. 2130 01:30:18,818 --> 01:30:21,918 This might be the one thing this place has above LA. 2131 01:30:21,952 --> 01:30:24,018 - Besides you, of course. - (GIGGLES) 2132 01:30:24,052 --> 01:30:27,751 You're like an extraterrestrial around here. 2133 01:30:27,785 --> 01:30:30,952 When I look at you, I don't think Gulf Coast, 2134 01:30:30,985 --> 01:30:33,384 you know... Well, besides the sexy drawl. 2135 01:30:33,419 --> 01:30:35,052 You jerk. It's not that bad. 2136 01:30:35,085 --> 01:30:36,518 - It's pretty bad. - (CHUCKLES) 2137 01:30:36,551 --> 01:30:37,852 Stop makin' fun of me. 2138 01:30:37,885 --> 01:30:40,551 I'm not. I had one, but I lost it, 2139 01:30:40,585 --> 01:30:43,818 after living in LA for a while, you lose it. 2140 01:30:43,852 --> 01:30:46,384 I remember being at work when I first got there, 2141 01:30:46,419 --> 01:30:47,818 these guys made fun of me 'cause I was like, 2142 01:30:47,852 --> 01:30:48,952 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) "Hi, I'm Mikey." 2143 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,585 And they all said, "You sound like a dumb hick." 2144 01:30:51,618 --> 01:30:53,384 So, yeah, just lost it. 2145 01:30:54,452 --> 01:30:55,785 Well, 2146 01:30:55,818 --> 01:30:57,551 another year or so and I'm out of here. 2147 01:30:58,685 --> 01:31:02,118 - Why wait? - I told you. Moolah. 2148 01:31:02,152 --> 01:31:04,085 I didn't have any money when I left. 2149 01:31:04,118 --> 01:31:07,985 I have no friends. No connections. 2150 01:31:08,018 --> 01:31:11,085 I'll be your friend. I'll be your connection. 2151 01:31:11,118 --> 01:31:12,618 Don't fuck with me. 2152 01:31:13,018 --> 01:31:13,885 I'm not. 2153 01:31:17,885 --> 01:31:20,118 (SOFT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 2154 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:32,118 (STRAWBERRY MOANS) 2155 01:31:32,152 --> 01:31:34,419 - STRAWBERRY: This is nice. - Mm-hmm. 2156 01:31:35,451 --> 01:31:37,885 Hold up. (GRUNTS) I got an idea. 2157 01:31:42,118 --> 01:31:43,585 Whoa, what are you doing? 2158 01:31:43,618 --> 01:31:46,918 Let's shoot a scene, for us. Just for us. 2159 01:31:47,885 --> 01:31:48,918 (STRAWBERRY SIGHS) 2160 01:31:48,952 --> 01:31:51,818 All right, but if we do that, we're using my phone. 2161 01:31:52,785 --> 01:31:54,018 Why, you don't trust me? 2162 01:31:54,052 --> 01:31:56,785 Well, you could lose your phone, motherfucker. 2163 01:31:56,818 --> 01:31:58,885 You could lose your phone, motherfucker. 2164 01:31:58,918 --> 01:32:01,918 - Well, then it would be on me. - Mm, true dat. 2165 01:32:03,718 --> 01:32:05,085 - (LAUGHING) - Look at that, look at that. 2166 01:32:05,118 --> 01:32:07,551 You see that, you see how good you look? 2167 01:32:07,585 --> 01:32:08,885 (STRAWBERRY MOANING) 2168 01:32:08,918 --> 01:32:11,718 You film here, take it. Take it. 2169 01:32:11,751 --> 01:32:13,585 - (CHUCKLES) - MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 2170 01:32:13,618 --> 01:32:15,018 - (MOANS, CHUCKLES) - MIKEY: Yeah. 2171 01:32:15,052 --> 01:32:17,551 (STRAWBERRY MOANING OVER PHONE SPEAKER) 2172 01:32:19,651 --> 01:32:21,918 - That's so hot. - I know. 2173 01:32:21,952 --> 01:32:23,785 You're telling me. 2174 01:32:23,818 --> 01:32:25,685 Look at that, look at that, 2175 01:32:25,718 --> 01:32:27,818 you know how to play to the camera and everything. 2176 01:32:29,518 --> 01:32:32,384 You see how you make sure your face is always seen 2177 01:32:32,418 --> 01:32:33,718 and you're aware of the camera? 2178 01:32:34,918 --> 01:32:37,551 That's skill right there. That's crazy. 2179 01:32:38,718 --> 01:32:40,852 If this doesn't show you that you can be a star, 2180 01:32:40,885 --> 01:32:42,852 I don't know what will. 2181 01:32:42,885 --> 01:32:45,018 - You really think so? - I know so. 2182 01:32:45,751 --> 01:32:47,085 STRAWBERRY: Hmm. 2183 01:32:47,118 --> 01:32:49,484 I'm not into that swinger stuff though. 2184 01:32:50,685 --> 01:32:52,152 - Swinger stuff? - Yeah. 2185 01:32:52,185 --> 01:32:54,052 I like fucking you, 2186 01:32:54,085 --> 01:32:55,918 and I don't want to fuck anybody else. 2187 01:32:55,952 --> 01:32:59,018 And I don't want to think about you fucking other girls. 2188 01:32:59,052 --> 01:33:00,152 (MIKEY CHUCKLES) 2189 01:33:00,185 --> 01:33:02,384 It'll be just us. 2190 01:33:02,418 --> 01:33:04,618 It's called "couple scenes." 2191 01:33:04,651 --> 01:33:06,918 It'll be exclusive, just me and you. 2192 01:33:06,952 --> 01:33:09,618 Getting paid to do what we just did. 2193 01:33:09,651 --> 01:33:11,518 Shit, you would have made $2,000 2194 01:33:11,551 --> 01:33:13,751 - for that video right there. - Mm. 2195 01:33:13,785 --> 01:33:15,785 - How many times did you come? - Three times. 2196 01:33:15,818 --> 01:33:18,985 You would have been paid two grand to come three times. 2197 01:33:19,018 --> 01:33:20,052 I'm not that good at math, 2198 01:33:20,085 --> 01:33:21,685 but that's a really good deal. 2199 01:33:23,651 --> 01:33:25,785 I have to sleep on it, 2200 01:33:25,818 --> 01:33:28,085 but it's not like I don't already have the porn star name. 2201 01:33:28,118 --> 01:33:29,918 - Right? - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2202 01:33:33,018 --> 01:33:34,018 You play? 2203 01:33:34,718 --> 01:33:36,384 No, I eat off of it. 2204 01:33:36,418 --> 01:33:37,718 - You're such a smart-ass. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 2205 01:33:37,751 --> 01:33:39,952 Yeah, since I was six. 2206 01:33:41,952 --> 01:33:43,585 You going to play me something? 2207 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,852 - Gonna make me? (CHUCKLES) - Mm-hmm. Hmm. 2208 01:33:45,885 --> 01:33:46,952 Okay. 2209 01:33:56,685 --> 01:33:57,718 (PLAYS KEYBOARD) 2210 01:33:57,751 --> 01:34:00,785 ♪ I'm doing this tonight 2211 01:34:00,818 --> 01:34:03,751 ♪ You're probably Gonna start a fight 2212 01:34:03,785 --> 01:34:07,152 ♪ I know this can't be right 2213 01:34:07,185 --> 01:34:10,118 ♪ Hey, baby, come on 2214 01:34:10,152 --> 01:34:13,118 ♪ I loved you endlessly 2215 01:34:13,152 --> 01:34:15,985 ♪ When you weren't There for me 2216 01:34:16,018 --> 01:34:22,118 ♪ So now it's time to leave And make it alone 2217 01:34:22,152 --> 01:34:25,852 ♪ And I know That I can't take no more 2218 01:34:25,885 --> 01:34:28,052 ♪ It ain't no lie 2219 01:34:28,085 --> 01:34:31,118 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 2220 01:34:31,152 --> 01:34:33,551 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 2221 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:35,551 ♪ Don't really want To make it tough 2222 01:34:35,585 --> 01:34:38,852 ♪ I just want to tell you That I've had enough 2223 01:34:38,885 --> 01:34:42,384 ♪ It might sound crazy But it ain't no lie 2224 01:34:42,418 --> 01:34:44,384 ♪ Baby, bye, bye... 2225 01:34:44,418 --> 01:34:46,518 ♪ I don't know The ending yet... 2226 01:34:46,551 --> 01:34:47,785 - ♪ Bye ♪ - (CHUCKLES) 2227 01:34:47,818 --> 01:34:49,585 (PLAYING END NOTES) 2228 01:34:51,018 --> 01:34:53,118 - (SLURPING) - (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 2229 01:35:10,918 --> 01:35:12,918 (TV CHATTER CONTINUES) 2230 01:35:14,518 --> 01:35:16,052 (TAP RUNNING) 2231 01:35:27,085 --> 01:35:28,085 LEXI: So... 2232 01:35:29,551 --> 01:35:30,718 Where were you? 2233 01:35:33,685 --> 01:35:36,418 I texted you. I was gone for the weekend. 2234 01:35:37,985 --> 01:35:39,985 (CHUCKLES DRYLY) I know. 2235 01:35:44,685 --> 01:35:46,518 - That's not my question. - (DISHES CLATTER) 2236 01:35:47,918 --> 01:35:49,018 Where were you? 2237 01:35:51,918 --> 01:35:53,484 You serious right now? 2238 01:35:53,518 --> 01:35:54,985 Yeah, I'm fuckin' serious. 2239 01:35:56,185 --> 01:35:57,153 I was in this cute little town 2240 01:35:57,185 --> 01:35:59,085 called none of your fuckin' business Texas. 2241 01:35:59,119 --> 01:36:00,952 How about that's where I was. 2242 01:36:00,985 --> 01:36:02,451 - Oh, were ya? - Yeah. 2243 01:36:03,418 --> 01:36:04,618 That sounds like a lot of fun. 2244 01:36:04,651 --> 01:36:05,952 I hope you had a good fuckin' time! 2245 01:36:08,518 --> 01:36:10,785 What the fuck was that, huh? Huh? Huh? 2246 01:36:10,818 --> 01:36:11,852 Get your fuckin' hands off me! 2247 01:36:11,885 --> 01:36:13,751 Hey, Lil, come get your daughter! 2248 01:36:13,785 --> 01:36:15,852 - Huh? - Mikey, go fuck yourself! 2249 01:36:15,885 --> 01:36:18,052 Okay. Look! Look! Look! Look! 2250 01:36:18,086 --> 01:36:19,585 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 2251 01:36:19,618 --> 01:36:21,451 I was makin' us money, okay? 2252 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:24,551 I had to go down to Corpus Christi to pick up some shit. 2253 01:36:24,585 --> 01:36:26,651 - For us! - Oh, I don't believe you! 2254 01:36:26,685 --> 01:36:28,052 - You don't believe me? - I don't fuckin' believe you! 2255 01:36:28,086 --> 01:36:29,551 You don't believe me? 2256 01:36:30,484 --> 01:36:32,451 - (DOOR THUDS) - MIKEY: Huh? 2257 01:36:32,484 --> 01:36:35,052 Four weeks ago, I had zip, huh. 2258 01:36:35,086 --> 01:36:37,618 Now I got 3K! Look at it! 2259 01:36:37,651 --> 01:36:38,651 Give me a fucking break! 2260 01:36:38,685 --> 01:36:40,451 When was the last time you had money like that 2261 01:36:40,484 --> 01:36:41,618 under your fucking roof, huh? 2262 01:36:41,651 --> 01:36:44,152 Now, if you want me to keep paying for rent and food, 2263 01:36:44,185 --> 01:36:45,718 shut the fuck up! 2264 01:36:45,751 --> 01:36:47,685 And I'm not cleaning that shit up, either! 2265 01:36:50,785 --> 01:36:51,952 (DOOR OPENS) 2266 01:36:57,451 --> 01:37:00,384 She's in, man. She's fuckin' in! 2267 01:37:00,418 --> 01:37:01,685 - LONNIE: Yeah? She's in? - Yeah. 2268 01:37:01,718 --> 01:37:03,985 I'm still ironing out the details, but guaranteed, 2269 01:37:04,018 --> 01:37:06,985 I'll have her shooting scenes by September, baby! 2270 01:37:07,018 --> 01:37:08,852 That's pretty impressive though, man. 2271 01:37:08,885 --> 01:37:11,384 Three weeks, you convinced a girl to do porn? 2272 01:37:11,418 --> 01:37:13,451 Like, what the fuck. (LAUGHS) 2273 01:37:13,484 --> 01:37:15,118 I couldn't convince my first girlfriend 2274 01:37:15,152 --> 01:37:17,685 to give me a blowjob for three fucking years. 2275 01:37:17,718 --> 01:37:18,852 - (LAUGHING) - Hey, man, 2276 01:37:18,885 --> 01:37:22,952 what can I say, baby, I'm good at what I do. Ha-ha! 2277 01:37:22,985 --> 01:37:24,818 So that means you're going to be leaving? 2278 01:37:24,852 --> 01:37:26,685 Yeah, I'm leaving. 2279 01:37:26,718 --> 01:37:28,918 Well, when are you leaving? 2280 01:37:28,952 --> 01:37:30,751 Basically, I need enough to float us 2281 01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:31,985 until she starts shootin'. 2282 01:37:32,019 --> 01:37:34,751 I'm thinkin' I could have that by the end of August, easy. 2283 01:37:34,785 --> 01:37:36,952 Dude, it's going to suck for you to go. 2284 01:37:36,985 --> 01:37:38,685 I know, man, it's going to suck 2285 01:37:38,718 --> 01:37:40,651 not hanging with you, anymore, Lonnie. 2286 01:37:40,685 --> 01:37:42,651 You're my guy! But, dude, 2287 01:37:42,685 --> 01:37:44,053 I'm on top of my game right now, 2288 01:37:44,085 --> 01:37:46,085 on, like, every single possible level. 2289 01:37:46,118 --> 01:37:48,651 Physical stamina, my mind is sharp. 2290 01:37:48,685 --> 01:37:49,618 Now that I'm making money, 2291 01:37:49,651 --> 01:37:52,418 I'm taking 5-HTP for serotonin in my brain. 2292 01:37:52,451 --> 01:37:54,585 (PUFFS) Dude, with my skill and ability 2293 01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:55,918 and my eidetic memory shit, 2294 01:37:55,952 --> 01:37:57,551 there's no denying what I could do. 2295 01:37:57,585 --> 01:37:59,618 The universe is on my side, bro. 2296 01:37:59,651 --> 01:38:00,718 Yeah? 2297 01:38:00,751 --> 01:38:03,618 Saber Entertainment's first signed contract girl. 2298 01:38:03,651 --> 01:38:05,585 Strawberry! Huh? You like that? 2299 01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:06,585 I do, yeah. 2300 01:38:06,618 --> 01:38:08,818 Just Strawberry. No need for anything fancy, 2301 01:38:08,852 --> 01:38:10,585 all the biggest celebrities have one name. 2302 01:38:10,618 --> 01:38:11,986 Cher. Prince. Madonna. 2303 01:38:12,019 --> 01:38:14,118 Ooh, I'm getting a LLC for Saber Entertainment. 2304 01:38:14,152 --> 01:38:16,651 - Yeah? - I had a DBA for Mikey Saber, 2305 01:38:16,685 --> 01:38:19,384 but, uh, I didn't pay my annual fees, so it expired, 2306 01:38:19,418 --> 01:38:21,551 and I had a falling out with my old business partner. 2307 01:38:21,585 --> 01:38:23,685 But I do have Mike Saber trademarked. 2308 01:38:23,718 --> 01:38:24,852 - That's cool. - Yeah. 2309 01:38:24,885 --> 01:38:27,018 Oh, it's going to be a big announcement at AdultCon, bro. 2310 01:38:27,052 --> 01:38:28,885 - Yeah? - Yeah, dude. 2311 01:38:28,918 --> 01:38:30,118 You know what, this small-town life, 2312 01:38:30,152 --> 01:38:31,252 it just ain't for me, man. 2313 01:38:31,285 --> 01:38:34,052 No offense. But, like, I'm a big-city guy, you know. 2314 01:38:34,085 --> 01:38:36,052 Dude, if you want, I can hook you up with Leondria 2315 01:38:36,085 --> 01:38:37,585 so you can have my clientele. 2316 01:38:37,618 --> 01:38:38,818 - Hell yeah! - Yeah. 2317 01:38:38,852 --> 01:38:40,618 I just don't want you selling fuckin' flags 2318 01:38:40,651 --> 01:38:41,953 for the rest of your life, you know what I mean? 2319 01:38:41,986 --> 01:38:43,052 Oh, here's the exit right here, bro! 2320 01:38:43,085 --> 01:38:45,918 - Fuck! Shit! What the fuck! - (TRUCK HORN BLARES) 2321 01:38:45,953 --> 01:38:47,818 Dude, we're fucked, dude, we're fucked! 2322 01:38:47,852 --> 01:38:49,418 LONNIE: I fuckin' know, man. 2323 01:38:49,451 --> 01:38:51,052 MIKEY: We're fucked! We're fucked! 2324 01:38:51,085 --> 01:38:52,484 Oh, my God, Lonnie, 2325 01:38:52,518 --> 01:38:54,685 why'd you fuckin' pull off like that, man? 2326 01:38:54,718 --> 01:38:55,751 LONNIE: I didn't do anything, man, 2327 01:38:55,785 --> 01:38:56,818 I just fuckin' took the turn 2328 01:38:56,852 --> 01:38:58,751 like you fuckin' asked me to, man! 2329 01:38:58,785 --> 01:39:00,751 MIKEY: Stop the car, man. Stop the fucking car. 2330 01:39:00,785 --> 01:39:02,919 - Stop the fucking car! Stop! - (TIRES SQUEAL) 2331 01:39:04,718 --> 01:39:05,852 Where you going? 2332 01:39:07,585 --> 01:39:09,418 (QUIETLY) Crap! Fuck! 2333 01:39:09,451 --> 01:39:11,618 (MIKEY PANTING) 2334 01:39:11,651 --> 01:39:13,585 - (ENGINE IDLING) - Listen. Listen! 2335 01:39:14,451 --> 01:39:15,751 Asshole, look at me. 2336 01:39:15,785 --> 01:39:17,685 (CONTINUES PANTING) 2337 01:39:17,718 --> 01:39:19,118 I was never with you. 2338 01:39:19,152 --> 01:39:21,751 You don't know me. I don't know you. 2339 01:39:21,785 --> 01:39:24,085 This never happened. Are you listening to me? 2340 01:39:24,118 --> 01:39:25,152 What are we going to do? 2341 01:39:25,185 --> 01:39:27,919 "We"? You did this, not me! 2342 01:39:27,952 --> 01:39:29,818 Look at me, you don't know me. Say it. Say it. 2343 01:39:29,852 --> 01:39:31,384 You don't know me, say it. 2344 01:39:31,418 --> 01:39:33,685 I don't know you, man. (GASPING IN FEAR) 2345 01:39:33,718 --> 01:39:34,886 MIKEY: Fuck! 2346 01:39:35,852 --> 01:39:37,886 (LONNIE RETCHES) 2347 01:39:37,919 --> 01:39:39,484 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 2348 01:39:40,518 --> 01:39:42,886 Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Mikey! 2349 01:39:42,919 --> 01:39:44,351 MIKEY: (QUIETLY) Fuck. 2350 01:39:45,185 --> 01:39:47,018 (EXHALING HEAVILY) 2351 01:39:55,585 --> 01:39:56,651 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - LEXI: Mikey? 2352 01:39:56,685 --> 01:39:57,886 - Yeah, no, I'm fine. - LEXI: You okay? 2353 01:39:57,919 --> 01:39:58,952 Yeah, I'm okay, thanks. 2354 01:39:58,985 --> 01:40:00,052 You scared the shit out of me. 2355 01:40:00,085 --> 01:40:01,018 I know. I just don't feel good. 2356 01:40:01,052 --> 01:40:03,551 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yup, thank you. 2357 01:40:04,451 --> 01:40:05,751 (MUFFLED TV CHATTER) 2358 01:40:07,551 --> 01:40:08,952 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 2359 01:40:08,985 --> 01:40:10,785 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2360 01:40:14,118 --> 01:40:15,018 NEWSCASTER: According to authorities, 2361 01:40:15,052 --> 01:40:17,018 the 22-car pileup was caused 2362 01:40:17,052 --> 01:40:19,585 by a reckless driver that fled the scene. 2363 01:40:19,618 --> 01:40:21,886 LIL: I hope they find who's responsible for this. 2364 01:40:21,918 --> 01:40:23,651 Better not be a drunk driver. 2365 01:40:23,685 --> 01:40:25,618 Oh, they will find them. 2366 01:40:26,952 --> 01:40:30,651 They'll do some kind of CS stuff. Investigation. 2367 01:40:30,685 --> 01:40:31,651 (LIL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 2368 01:40:31,685 --> 01:40:33,785 Can you guys keep it down? I can't hear. 2369 01:40:33,819 --> 01:40:35,018 - Oh, man. - Geez, I'm sorry, 2370 01:40:35,052 --> 01:40:35,918 Mikey gives a shit about something... 2371 01:40:35,952 --> 01:40:36,952 Shut up. I can't hear the announcer. 2372 01:40:36,985 --> 01:40:38,185 LEXI: I can't hear anything 'cause you're talking! 2373 01:40:38,219 --> 01:40:39,785 Seriously, that's tragic shit, you guys are joking around. 2374 01:40:39,819 --> 01:40:40,952 Jesus Christ. 2375 01:40:40,985 --> 01:40:42,451 - NEWSCASTER: Witnesses say... - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 2376 01:40:42,484 --> 01:40:43,152 ...that the reckless driver crossed from the far left lane 2377 01:40:43,185 --> 01:40:45,152 in front of a semitruck, 2378 01:40:45,185 --> 01:40:46,819 causing the truck to jackknife, 2379 01:40:46,853 --> 01:40:49,018 resulting in a chain-reaction crash 2380 01:40:49,052 --> 01:40:51,384 that came out of nowhere. 2381 01:40:52,484 --> 01:40:53,484 Hey. 2382 01:40:54,518 --> 01:40:55,651 Hey. How you doing? 2383 01:40:57,152 --> 01:41:00,085 Yeah. Everything's good. 2384 01:41:00,118 --> 01:41:02,853 Uh... Yeah, we were just watching the news. 2385 01:41:02,885 --> 01:41:03,985 Shit's crazy, right? 2386 01:41:04,785 --> 01:41:07,384 (SNIFFLES) I know. 2387 01:41:07,418 --> 01:41:09,685 Um, look, some business stuff came up, 2388 01:41:09,718 --> 01:41:10,985 so I'm not sure I can make it tonight. 2389 01:41:12,418 --> 01:41:13,351 No, no, it's all good, 2390 01:41:13,384 --> 01:41:14,985 just some business stuff I got to take care of. 2391 01:41:16,518 --> 01:41:17,786 Yeah. 2392 01:41:17,819 --> 01:41:19,885 Okay. Okay, bye. 2393 01:41:23,052 --> 01:41:24,551 (SOPHIE PANTING) 2394 01:41:28,952 --> 01:41:30,751 (MUFFLED TV CHATTER) 2395 01:41:37,052 --> 01:41:39,085 LEXI: Mikey! Mikey! 2396 01:41:39,118 --> 01:41:40,451 Oh, my God, there's fuckin' cops 2397 01:41:40,484 --> 01:41:41,585 outside of fuckin' Lonnie's! 2398 01:41:41,618 --> 01:41:43,786 (SINGSONG) Something's goin' down! 2399 01:41:43,818 --> 01:41:44,885 - What? - LIL: Come quick, 2400 01:41:44,918 --> 01:41:47,085 there's cops next door, oh, my gosh! 2401 01:41:48,418 --> 01:41:49,651 The sheriff's here, too! 2402 01:41:51,451 --> 01:41:52,852 LEXI: Holy shit. 2403 01:41:52,885 --> 01:41:54,118 LIL: Those sarge are gorgeous. 2404 01:41:54,152 --> 01:41:55,152 LEXI: This is fuckin' crazy. 2405 01:41:55,185 --> 01:41:58,018 LEXI: Oh, my God, Ma, the news. Fucking news is... 2406 01:41:58,052 --> 01:42:00,418 - I'm gonna go check it out. - Wait... 2407 01:42:00,451 --> 01:42:01,618 LEXI: Come on. 2408 01:42:01,651 --> 01:42:03,018 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 2409 01:42:03,952 --> 01:42:05,418 Mom, come on. 2410 01:42:17,651 --> 01:42:19,418 (MACHINERY HUMMING) 2411 01:42:24,418 --> 01:42:25,651 REPORTER: (ON TV) Thank you, Nathan. 2412 01:42:25,685 --> 01:42:27,952 Texas city resident, Lonnifer Hill, 2413 01:42:27,985 --> 01:42:31,018 is in custody at the Galveston County Jail. 2414 01:42:31,052 --> 01:42:32,152 He is scheduled to make 2415 01:42:32,185 --> 01:42:34,451 his court appearance this afternoon... 2416 01:42:34,484 --> 01:42:36,618 - Morning. - LEXI: Morning. 2417 01:42:36,651 --> 01:42:37,551 REPORTER: According to his attorney, 2418 01:42:37,585 --> 01:42:40,451 a bond is not being considered at this time. 2419 01:42:40,484 --> 01:42:41,351 NEWSCASTER: Thank you, Lily. 2420 01:42:41,384 --> 01:42:43,918 Of the 14 individuals taken to hospitals, 2421 01:42:43,952 --> 01:42:45,618 eight are still being treated. 2422 01:42:45,651 --> 01:42:46,752 There will be a lot of investigation 2423 01:42:46,785 --> 01:42:47,818 into every action that led to this. 2424 01:42:47,852 --> 01:42:48,885 MIKEY: I'm gonna get some milk. 2425 01:42:48,918 --> 01:42:49,952 One of the State Representatives... 2426 01:42:49,985 --> 01:42:51,018 - Okay. - ...of this area, 2427 01:42:51,052 --> 01:42:53,518 Blake Farenthold, has told News 12... 2428 01:42:59,185 --> 01:43:00,551 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 2429 01:43:00,585 --> 01:43:02,384 Hey, watch your bike there, man. 2430 01:43:02,418 --> 01:43:04,686 WOMAN: (ON TV) I mean, the cars just kept coming and coming. 2431 01:43:04,719 --> 01:43:07,484 REPORTER: De Leo made it out, untouched, but shaken. 2432 01:43:07,518 --> 01:43:09,852 NEWSCASTER: That had to be so scary for those drivers. 2433 01:43:09,885 --> 01:43:11,985 Channel 5 spoke to the neighbor of the individual 2434 01:43:12,018 --> 01:43:14,852 allegedly responsible for the incident last night. 2435 01:43:14,885 --> 01:43:19,686 It's shocking! I mean, I've known him forever. 2436 01:43:19,719 --> 01:43:22,852 SHOP OWNER: They got him, man. Son of a bitch! 2437 01:43:22,885 --> 01:43:24,118 - He's the sweetest guy... - $3. 2438 01:43:24,152 --> 01:43:27,451 ...always shy, but nice. Great, great neighbor. 2439 01:43:31,085 --> 01:43:34,652 Hey. They've been playing my interview all morning. 2440 01:43:34,686 --> 01:43:36,686 I should have put on some makeup. 2441 01:43:36,718 --> 01:43:38,918 Looked like shit. (CHUCKLES) 2442 01:43:41,484 --> 01:43:42,618 (SIGHS) 2443 01:43:44,518 --> 01:43:46,686 Mr. Hill has no prior convictions, 2444 01:43:46,718 --> 01:43:49,384 however, this isn't his first run-in 2445 01:43:49,418 --> 01:43:51,952 with the Galveston County District Attorney's Office. 2446 01:43:51,985 --> 01:43:56,451 In 2014, Mr. Hill had "stolen valor" charges 2447 01:43:56,484 --> 01:43:59,484 filed against him which were subsequently dropped. 2448 01:43:59,518 --> 01:44:00,785 That's all for now. 2449 01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:02,652 Oh, Lonnie's fucked. 2450 01:44:02,685 --> 01:44:04,918 NEWSCASTER: State Highway 146 in Texas City remains closed 2451 01:44:04,952 --> 01:44:06,551 while cleanup crews continue to remove 2452 01:44:06,585 --> 01:44:08,052 wreckage from the southbound lanes. 2453 01:44:12,484 --> 01:44:14,118 Mikey, I'm fixin' to make supper, 2454 01:44:14,152 --> 01:44:15,018 what would you like? 2455 01:44:15,052 --> 01:44:17,952 Shit on a shingle or chicken fried steak? 2456 01:44:18,718 --> 01:44:20,518 I ain't hungry, Lil. 2457 01:44:20,551 --> 01:44:21,718 Suit yourself. 2458 01:44:28,551 --> 01:44:31,551 Uh-huh. No, I, uh, miss you, too. 2459 01:44:31,586 --> 01:44:33,918 I'm just tied up at work with a client for a little bit, 2460 01:44:33,952 --> 01:44:35,818 but, yeah, I should be able to meet up soon. 2461 01:44:35,852 --> 01:44:37,619 - WOMAN: Three, two, one. - Uh-huh. 2462 01:44:37,651 --> 01:44:38,518 - Okay. - WOMAN: This is the residence 2463 01:44:38,551 --> 01:44:40,651 of Lonnie Hill, the driver responsible 2464 01:44:40,685 --> 01:44:41,718 for the chain-reaction crash 2465 01:44:41,751 --> 01:44:43,052 that took place on Highway 146, 2466 01:44:43,085 --> 01:44:44,785 - on Tuesday. - MIKEY: No, everything's fine. 2467 01:44:44,818 --> 01:44:46,586 Okay. Uh, babe, I gotta go. Let me hit you right back. 2468 01:44:46,619 --> 01:44:47,885 We have not received any comments from his family 2469 01:44:47,918 --> 01:44:49,152 at this time. 2470 01:44:49,185 --> 01:44:50,619 Okay, let's do it again. 2471 01:44:53,052 --> 01:44:54,418 - (DOOR OPENS) - LEXI: Yo! 2472 01:44:54,451 --> 01:44:55,818 Lonnie's lawyer's talking! 2473 01:44:56,885 --> 01:44:59,451 My client, Lonnifer Hill, 2474 01:44:59,484 --> 01:45:02,384 will remain in custody for the time being, 2475 01:45:02,418 --> 01:45:03,586 but he is cooperating fully 2476 01:45:03,618 --> 01:45:06,852 with the Galveston County Police Department. 2477 01:45:06,885 --> 01:45:09,018 My client has prepared a statement 2478 01:45:09,052 --> 01:45:10,484 that I would like to read. 2479 01:45:11,985 --> 01:45:14,085 "My error of judgement 2480 01:45:14,118 --> 01:45:17,384 "has led to irreversible ramifications, 2481 01:45:17,418 --> 01:45:21,751 "and I am deeply sorry to those I've affected and hurt. 2482 01:45:22,185 --> 01:45:23,952 "I panicked 2483 01:45:23,985 --> 01:45:26,818 "and wrongfully left a crash site. 2484 01:45:26,852 --> 01:45:29,852 "I take full responsibility for my actions 2485 01:45:29,885 --> 01:45:33,018 "and will accept the consequences. 2486 01:45:33,052 --> 01:45:34,384 "Thank you." 2487 01:45:34,418 --> 01:45:35,751 REPORTER: Three individuals 2488 01:45:35,785 --> 01:45:38,484 who sustained serious bodily injury 2489 01:45:38,519 --> 01:45:42,384 remain under close observation at John Sealy Hospital. 2490 01:45:42,418 --> 01:45:43,818 Back to you in the studio. 2491 01:45:43,852 --> 01:45:46,618 - (NEWSCAST CONTINUES) - Sweet little Lonniekins. 2492 01:45:46,651 --> 01:45:48,451 What did you do? 2493 01:45:48,484 --> 01:45:50,152 NEWSCASTER: ...has the latest on the race for 2016. 2494 01:45:50,185 --> 01:45:52,018 REPORTER: Within hours, a new poll 2495 01:45:52,052 --> 01:45:54,751 showing Hillary Clinton with a solid lead in the race 2496 01:45:54,785 --> 01:45:57,718 for the White House, Donald Trump declares this. 2497 01:45:57,751 --> 01:45:59,219 - (DOOR CLOSES) - TRUMP: I'm afraid 2498 01:45:59,252 --> 01:46:00,818 the election is gonna be rigged. I have to be honest. 2499 01:46:06,852 --> 01:46:09,052 (GRUNTING MANIACALLY) 2500 01:46:09,918 --> 01:46:11,852 Thank you! Fuck! 2501 01:46:11,885 --> 01:46:14,018 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2502 01:46:14,052 --> 01:46:15,519 Okay. Okay. 2503 01:46:15,551 --> 01:46:16,885 (SINGSONG) Okay. Okay. 2504 01:46:16,918 --> 01:46:18,718 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 2505 01:46:18,751 --> 01:46:19,885 (GRUNTS) 2506 01:46:19,918 --> 01:46:22,818 Thank you. Thank you. Thank... 2507 01:46:25,451 --> 01:46:26,551 Yeah. 2508 01:46:29,952 --> 01:46:30,952 All right. 2509 01:46:44,085 --> 01:46:45,118 (MUTTERS) 2510 01:46:56,885 --> 01:46:59,085 (DOORBELL DINGS) 2511 01:46:59,118 --> 01:47:00,718 Strawberry, our lives are about to... 2512 01:47:01,918 --> 01:47:02,952 Hello, stranger. 2513 01:47:02,985 --> 01:47:04,818 Oh. Sorry, guys. Sorry, Ms. Phan. 2514 01:47:04,852 --> 01:47:07,118 Strawberry, I need to talk to you outside now. Come. 2515 01:47:09,152 --> 01:47:10,852 (TRAIN HORN BLARES) 2516 01:47:10,885 --> 01:47:13,918 Look. I've been doing some real soul-searching. 2517 01:47:13,952 --> 01:47:16,052 That pileup that happened the other day, 2518 01:47:16,085 --> 01:47:19,484 that shit affected me. Life could change on a dime. 2519 01:47:19,518 --> 01:47:20,452 You could have been 2520 01:47:20,484 --> 01:47:21,384 - in one of those cars. - (TRAIN HORN BLARES) 2521 01:47:21,419 --> 01:47:23,618 I could have been in one of those cars. 2522 01:47:23,651 --> 01:47:25,918 Life would be so different right now. 2523 01:47:25,952 --> 01:47:28,651 Look, I was gonna wait a few weeks to ask you, 2524 01:47:28,685 --> 01:47:29,718 but I'm not wasting 2525 01:47:29,751 --> 01:47:31,452 - any more time. - (HORN BLARING) 2526 01:47:31,484 --> 01:47:33,685 - Are you proposing to me? - What? 2527 01:47:33,718 --> 01:47:35,118 Are you proposing to me? 2528 01:47:35,152 --> 01:47:36,685 No! Here. 2529 01:47:36,718 --> 01:47:38,685 Look, we gotta get out of here. 2530 01:47:38,718 --> 01:47:42,018 That shit that happened on 146, that was a sign. 2531 01:47:42,052 --> 01:47:44,085 To do what makes you happy today. 2532 01:47:44,118 --> 01:47:46,618 Because there might not be a tomorrow. 2533 01:47:47,551 --> 01:47:49,718 Look, I want you to celebrate 2534 01:47:49,751 --> 01:47:52,685 your 18th birthday in LA with me. 2535 01:47:52,718 --> 01:47:55,152 I want you to follow your destiny, and I wanna be 2536 01:47:55,185 --> 01:47:58,484 right there next to you to help you follow it. 2537 01:47:58,518 --> 01:47:59,651 So what do you say? 2538 01:48:00,751 --> 01:48:02,018 Let's start a new life together 2539 01:48:02,052 --> 01:48:05,484 and get the fuck outta this dead-end shit-hole town, okay? 2540 01:48:05,518 --> 01:48:07,419 Do you mean, like, now? 2541 01:48:07,451 --> 01:48:09,018 Well, we'll leave tomorrow 2542 01:48:09,052 --> 01:48:11,484 and we'll be in LA by Monday, babe. 2543 01:48:11,518 --> 01:48:13,818 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God! Mikey! 2544 01:48:13,852 --> 01:48:16,052 - I think I'm dreaming! - Me, too! 2545 01:48:18,451 --> 01:48:20,152 Ms. Phan, I have to quit. 2546 01:48:20,185 --> 01:48:23,118 I love you guys, but I'm going to LA with Mikey. 2547 01:48:29,152 --> 01:48:31,418 Thank you for all the free donuts, Ms. Phan. 2548 01:48:35,484 --> 01:48:37,918 - (DOOR OPENS) - (DOORBELL DINGS) 2549 01:48:37,952 --> 01:48:40,451 MIKEY: So we're gonna leave at 10:00 a.m., okay? 2550 01:48:40,484 --> 01:48:42,852 I'm gonna get a car, I'm gonna pick you up... 2551 01:48:42,885 --> 01:48:44,985 - You got a car? - Oh, I mean get a taxi. 2552 01:48:45,018 --> 01:48:46,618 I'm gonna have a taxi pick us up 2553 01:48:46,651 --> 01:48:47,852 and take us to the station, 2554 01:48:47,885 --> 01:48:50,818 and we're taking a bus to Hollywood, baby. 2555 01:48:51,618 --> 01:48:53,085 - Okay. - So just be packed 2556 01:48:53,118 --> 01:48:55,018 and ready to go at 10:00, but just bring one bag, 2557 01:48:55,052 --> 01:48:56,085 'cause when we get to LA, 2558 01:48:56,118 --> 01:48:57,952 we're going to buy all new shit. 2559 01:49:01,018 --> 01:49:02,685 - Mikey? - Yeah? 2560 01:49:04,685 --> 01:49:05,952 You make me so happy. 2561 01:49:12,852 --> 01:49:14,384 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 2562 01:49:16,985 --> 01:49:18,085 - Hey. - Hey. 2563 01:49:21,518 --> 01:49:22,551 LEXI: Mm-hmm. 2564 01:49:22,585 --> 01:49:23,985 (TV CHATTER CONTINUES) 2565 01:49:26,751 --> 01:49:28,818 - (LAUGHING) - (MIKEY CHUCKLES) 2566 01:49:32,618 --> 01:49:34,685 - Is Lil here? She's... - She's sleeping. 2567 01:49:43,952 --> 01:49:45,118 (MIKEY CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 2568 01:49:45,885 --> 01:49:48,085 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh... 2569 01:49:51,085 --> 01:49:52,585 It's been a crazy month, huh? 2570 01:49:53,451 --> 01:49:55,085 (CHUCKLES) Sure has. 2571 01:49:55,118 --> 01:49:56,152 Poor Lonnie. 2572 01:49:56,185 --> 01:49:57,985 - Oh, God, so sad. - So fucked up. 2573 01:49:59,818 --> 01:50:02,085 - I hope he's all right. - Yeah, me, too. 2574 01:50:02,118 --> 01:50:03,651 (TV CHATTER CONTINUES) 2575 01:50:04,585 --> 01:50:05,585 (CLICKS TONGUE) Uh... 2576 01:50:06,952 --> 01:50:09,052 Yeah, it's just been so wild, 2577 01:50:09,085 --> 01:50:10,818 we've been fighting and all that stuff. 2578 01:50:13,484 --> 01:50:14,484 Yeah. 2579 01:50:15,685 --> 01:50:17,418 I'm not... I'm not really in the mood. 2580 01:50:17,451 --> 01:50:18,585 Huh? 2581 01:50:18,618 --> 01:50:20,152 I'm not really in the mood to mess around. 2582 01:50:20,185 --> 01:50:21,484 Oh. 2583 01:50:21,518 --> 01:50:22,751 - Yeah. - Just saying. 2584 01:50:22,785 --> 01:50:23,885 - Okay. - Okay. 2585 01:50:26,751 --> 01:50:27,618 Just been fighting a lot, 2586 01:50:27,651 --> 01:50:29,785 been a lot of drama lately. And, uh... 2587 01:50:31,718 --> 01:50:33,885 (TUTS, INHALES DEEPLY) 2588 01:50:33,918 --> 01:50:35,718 We don't want to fight, you know what I mean. 2589 01:50:37,451 --> 01:50:39,384 I know you don't want that. I don't want that. 2590 01:50:42,818 --> 01:50:43,818 So... 2591 01:50:44,751 --> 01:50:45,751 Yeah. 2592 01:50:48,751 --> 01:50:49,952 Look, I'm... 2593 01:50:51,852 --> 01:50:52,885 I'm just gonna tell ya, 2594 01:50:52,918 --> 01:50:54,918 I'm going back to California in the morning. 2595 01:50:58,952 --> 01:50:59,985 So... 2596 01:51:04,785 --> 01:51:06,085 - I mean... (CLEARS THROAT) - You're going back 2597 01:51:06,118 --> 01:51:07,818 - to California. - Yeah. 2598 01:51:09,018 --> 01:51:10,451 I got some work, 2599 01:51:11,751 --> 01:51:13,718 so that's good. And... 2600 01:51:15,018 --> 01:51:16,451 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 2601 01:51:18,818 --> 01:51:22,152 You know, this has not been going good with us. 2602 01:51:22,186 --> 01:51:24,618 It's so much drama, throwing coffee pots. 2603 01:51:24,651 --> 01:51:26,751 We don't need that, you know. And... 2604 01:51:27,785 --> 01:51:29,551 But this has been fun. 2605 01:51:29,585 --> 01:51:31,085 You know, we had some good times. I know... 2606 01:51:34,451 --> 01:51:35,952 Just feels like, uh... 2607 01:51:35,985 --> 01:51:38,818 Just feels like it's time to go, you know? 2608 01:51:38,852 --> 01:51:42,052 I'm sure Lil's ready for me to go. I... (SIGHS) 2609 01:51:44,153 --> 01:51:45,351 Yeah. 2610 01:51:48,985 --> 01:51:50,018 I don't want to fight with you, 2611 01:51:50,052 --> 01:51:51,085 you know what I mean, 2612 01:51:51,118 --> 01:51:53,052 but we had good times, as always. 2613 01:51:53,085 --> 01:51:55,685 And thank you for the hospitality. 2614 01:51:57,018 --> 01:51:59,585 It's been great. So... 2615 01:52:02,418 --> 01:52:04,418 You know, I wanted to tell you and Lil together, 2616 01:52:04,451 --> 01:52:06,918 but I guess I could just tell her in the morning, 2617 01:52:06,952 --> 01:52:09,153 before I go. Or if I... 2618 01:52:09,186 --> 01:52:10,885 I don't see her, I can... 2619 01:52:10,918 --> 01:52:13,484 I'll call her or something, and thank her. But... 2620 01:52:16,985 --> 01:52:18,384 So I'm gonna go to bed. 2621 01:52:24,718 --> 01:52:26,085 (MIKEY INHALES SHARPLY) 2622 01:52:27,618 --> 01:52:29,451 Okay? We're good? 2623 01:52:30,119 --> 01:52:31,384 You understand. 2624 01:52:38,685 --> 01:52:40,952 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 2625 01:52:56,451 --> 01:52:58,451 (FLOORBOARDS CREAKING SOFTLY) 2626 01:53:44,418 --> 01:53:45,985 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 2627 01:53:46,018 --> 01:53:47,118 (SCOFFS) 2628 01:53:57,751 --> 01:53:58,785 (SIGHS) 2629 01:53:59,785 --> 01:54:00,985 (CHUCKLES) 2630 01:54:06,852 --> 01:54:07,952 (SIGHS) 2631 01:54:10,885 --> 01:54:12,885 (MACHINE HUMMING SOFTLY) 2632 01:54:21,551 --> 01:54:23,551 (DISEMBODIED ENGINE WHIRRING) 2633 01:54:41,952 --> 01:54:43,484 (DOOR OPENS) 2634 01:54:43,518 --> 01:54:44,986 (MUFFLED TV CHATTER) 2635 01:54:45,019 --> 01:54:46,618 (FOOTSTEPS) 2636 01:54:47,718 --> 01:54:48,852 (WOMAN MUTTERS SOFTLY) 2637 01:54:51,019 --> 01:54:53,551 MAN: Aw, look at this cutie pie. 2638 01:54:53,585 --> 01:54:54,651 WOMAN 1: Aw. 2639 01:54:54,685 --> 01:54:55,986 WOMAN 2: Hey, yo, B, hit the light. 2640 01:54:56,019 --> 01:54:57,718 MAN 2: Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey! 2641 01:54:59,152 --> 01:55:01,918 - Yo! - Ahh! Ah, what the fuck! 2642 01:55:01,953 --> 01:55:03,484 - (LAUGHTER) - (MIKEY SCREAMS) 2643 01:55:03,518 --> 01:55:04,685 MIKEY: Oh, look out, it's me! 2644 01:55:04,718 --> 01:55:06,618 Look at this scared motherfucker, man. 2645 01:55:06,651 --> 01:55:07,986 - (ALL LAUGHING) - June? 2646 01:55:08,651 --> 01:55:09,918 It's me, homeboy. 2647 01:55:09,953 --> 01:55:11,118 - What the fuck? - LEXI: That's right. 2648 01:55:11,152 --> 01:55:12,585 (CHUCKLES) 2649 01:55:12,618 --> 01:55:14,718 What... What are you doing here? 2650 01:55:14,751 --> 01:55:16,751 JUNE: Money. Weed. 2651 01:55:16,785 --> 01:55:19,052 Get your shit and get the fuck out! 2652 01:55:19,085 --> 01:55:20,651 June, what the fuck, I'm good with your mama. 2653 01:55:20,685 --> 01:55:21,918 What are you talking about? I'm not giving you shit. 2654 01:55:21,953 --> 01:55:24,451 You good with my mama? Yeah, nah. See... 2655 01:55:24,484 --> 01:55:26,585 LEXI: This is your eviction notice, Mikey. 2656 01:55:26,618 --> 01:55:28,118 I don't think you got the message. 2657 01:55:28,152 --> 01:55:29,953 No, wait, what the fuck are you talking about? 2658 01:55:29,986 --> 01:55:31,785 - I'm good with your mama... - ERNESTO: She sent us here. 2659 01:55:31,818 --> 01:55:33,518 MIKEY: Give me my phone, I'm calling Leondria. 2660 01:55:33,551 --> 01:55:34,785 JUNE: That shit's not an option. 2661 01:55:34,818 --> 01:55:35,718 Where the hell the money at? 2662 01:55:35,751 --> 01:55:37,018 MIKEY: No, fuck you, I'm not giving you shit! 2663 01:55:37,052 --> 01:55:37,919 - JUNE: Fuck me? - I'm not telling you 2664 01:55:37,953 --> 01:55:39,885 - where my fucking money is. - JUNE: Fuck me? 2665 01:55:39,919 --> 01:55:41,618 - LEXI: It's under the mattress! - JUNE: Yo, go ahead. 2666 01:55:41,651 --> 01:55:43,651 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 2667 01:55:43,685 --> 01:55:45,018 MIKEY: What the hell are you doing? 2668 01:55:45,052 --> 01:55:46,785 - Damn! - What the fuck! 2669 01:55:46,818 --> 01:55:48,052 - What are you doing, man? - ERNESTO: What the fuck, man! 2670 01:55:48,085 --> 01:55:49,118 Motherfucker's naked! 2671 01:55:49,152 --> 01:55:50,919 The money's under the mattress! 2672 01:55:50,953 --> 01:55:52,919 Shut the fuck up! What are you doing? No! 2673 01:55:52,953 --> 01:55:54,384 On the other side, it's under the mattress. 2674 01:55:54,418 --> 01:55:55,319 JUNE: Go and get that, B. 2675 01:55:55,351 --> 01:55:57,384 This motherfucker is layin' on the bed. 2676 01:55:57,418 --> 01:55:58,585 (SINGSONG) Get that money! Get that money! 2677 01:55:58,618 --> 01:55:59,651 MIKEY: What are you doing? 2678 01:55:59,685 --> 01:56:00,885 LEXI: I'm sorry, Mikey. 2679 01:56:00,919 --> 01:56:02,852 - (B SHOUTS) - Don't! Stop! Stop! 2680 01:56:02,885 --> 01:56:05,618 (ALL EXCLAIM AND LAUGH) 2681 01:56:05,651 --> 01:56:07,952 That's my money! Hey, that's my fuckin' money! 2682 01:56:07,985 --> 01:56:09,018 What are you doing? 2683 01:56:09,052 --> 01:56:10,085 Look, I was gonna leave tomorrow, 2684 01:56:10,118 --> 01:56:11,718 give me that shit back. Come on, June. Be cool. 2685 01:56:11,751 --> 01:56:12,886 - I want you out tonight. - Oh, fuck you, Lil! 2686 01:56:12,919 --> 01:56:14,152 I don't give a fuck about you! 2687 01:56:14,185 --> 01:56:15,118 - LEXI: Yeah fuck you! - I don't give a fuck 2688 01:56:15,152 --> 01:56:17,384 about nothin' that they got goin' on over here. 2689 01:56:17,418 --> 01:56:18,651 I'm here for a motherfuckin' job. 2690 01:56:18,685 --> 01:56:20,152 - Give me that shit back! - Get your ass back! 2691 01:56:20,185 --> 01:56:22,085 - What are you doing? - Thank you so much. 2692 01:56:22,118 --> 01:56:23,152 ERNESTO: Get dressed, man! 2693 01:56:23,185 --> 01:56:24,785 I see, you bitches played me. 2694 01:56:24,818 --> 01:56:25,751 (SINGSONG) Look at all this money... 2695 01:56:25,785 --> 01:56:28,451 Oh, this is fuckin' great! This is just great! 2696 01:56:28,484 --> 01:56:30,018 - Fuck you! - So much fuckin' money! 2697 01:56:30,052 --> 01:56:32,018 I can't believe she called me over here for this shit, man! 2698 01:56:32,052 --> 01:56:33,418 Fuck you, I paid for August rent! 2699 01:56:33,451 --> 01:56:34,484 Give me some of that back! 2700 01:56:34,518 --> 01:56:35,685 Now give me my mom weed, homeboy! 2701 01:56:35,718 --> 01:56:37,152 I'm not telling you where the weed's at! 2702 01:56:37,185 --> 01:56:38,219 JUNE: I'mma fuck you up! 2703 01:56:38,252 --> 01:56:39,651 MIKEY: You got my money, you're not getting my weed! 2704 01:56:39,685 --> 01:56:40,818 It's right over there actually. 2705 01:56:40,853 --> 01:56:41,685 You fuckin' bitch! 2706 01:56:41,718 --> 01:56:43,551 - (LAUGHING) - LEXI: Ernesto, you get... 2707 01:56:43,585 --> 01:56:45,052 - God... - LEXI: Oh, it's so hot 2708 01:56:45,085 --> 01:56:47,618 in here. Ma, are you hot? Oh, Ma, it's so hot. 2709 01:56:47,651 --> 01:56:48,585 I'll fucking lunge kick you and your mom! 2710 01:56:48,618 --> 01:56:50,751 LEXI: Oh, will you? You got a green belt? 2711 01:56:50,785 --> 01:56:51,818 You gonna do some of those moves? 2712 01:56:51,853 --> 01:56:53,551 - Fuck you, bitch! - Shut the fuck up! 2713 01:56:53,585 --> 01:56:55,918 - MIKEY: Relax, Ernesto! - LIL: Get him out, guys. 2714 01:56:55,952 --> 01:56:56,785 JUNE: Now get your shit and get out. 2715 01:56:56,818 --> 01:56:57,751 LEXI: That's right. It's time to go. 2716 01:56:57,785 --> 01:56:59,484 JUNE: And don't even think about stepping foot 2717 01:56:59,518 --> 01:57:01,518 in Texas City again. You got me? 2718 01:57:01,551 --> 01:57:03,952 Ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye. 2719 01:57:03,985 --> 01:57:05,118 (ERNESTO LAUGHS) 2720 01:57:05,152 --> 01:57:06,384 Can I put my clothes on, please, 2721 01:57:06,418 --> 01:57:07,451 can you just give me some privacy 2722 01:57:07,484 --> 01:57:08,618 so I can put my clothes on, please? 2723 01:57:08,651 --> 01:57:11,052 You got 30 motherfuckin' seconds, homeboy. 2724 01:57:11,085 --> 01:57:12,918 Thirty seconds 'cause you wasting my time. 2725 01:57:12,952 --> 01:57:13,853 Okay. 2726 01:57:13,885 --> 01:57:14,853 LEXI: That's less than a minute, Mikey. 2727 01:57:14,885 --> 01:57:16,685 MIKEY: Yeah, I'll give you less than a minute. 2728 01:57:16,718 --> 01:57:17,685 LEXI: Less than a motherfuckin' minute. 2729 01:57:17,718 --> 01:57:19,551 MIKEY: I'll give you less than a fuckin' minute. 2730 01:57:19,585 --> 01:57:21,618 LEXI: Thirty seconds starts now. 2731 01:57:21,651 --> 01:57:23,451 - You hear me? 30 seconds. - MIKEY: Yup. 2732 01:57:23,484 --> 01:57:25,518 MIKEY: Thank you. All right, let me get changed. Jesus. 2733 01:57:25,551 --> 01:57:26,585 Motherfucker. 2734 01:57:26,618 --> 01:57:28,451 LIL: Look at all this money. 2735 01:57:28,484 --> 01:57:29,985 Hurry the the fuck up, you nasty bitch. 2736 01:57:31,085 --> 01:57:33,152 - One, two... - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 2737 01:57:33,185 --> 01:57:37,918 ...three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 2738 01:57:37,952 --> 01:57:39,451 nine... Thirty! 2739 01:57:43,853 --> 01:57:45,052 Oh, man. 2740 01:57:45,085 --> 01:57:46,685 Mama's gonna kill me. 2741 01:57:46,718 --> 01:57:48,052 (BYE BYE BYE PLAYING) 2742 01:57:48,085 --> 01:57:50,685 ♪ Just hit me with the truth 2743 01:57:50,718 --> 01:57:53,484 ♪ Now, girl You're more than welcome to 2744 01:57:53,518 --> 01:57:58,985 ♪ So give me One good reason, baby Come on 2745 01:57:59,018 --> 01:58:01,819 ♪ I live for you and me 2746 01:58:01,852 --> 01:58:04,685 ♪ And now I really Come to see 2747 01:58:04,718 --> 01:58:09,918 ♪ That life would be Much better Once you're gone 2748 01:58:09,952 --> 01:58:13,484 ♪ I know that I can't Take no more 2749 01:58:13,518 --> 01:58:15,651 ♪ It ain't no lie 2750 01:58:15,685 --> 01:58:18,885 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 2751 01:58:18,918 --> 01:58:20,618 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪ 2752 01:58:22,118 --> 01:58:23,918 Leondria! 2753 01:58:23,952 --> 01:58:25,885 - (DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE) - Shit. Open up! 2754 01:58:26,551 --> 01:58:27,685 - Whoa! - Shit. 2755 01:58:27,718 --> 01:58:28,752 - Oh! - Okay, sorry. 2756 01:58:28,786 --> 01:58:30,786 Oh, fuck this! What are you doing? 2757 01:58:30,818 --> 01:58:31,852 - We gotta talk. - Where's June? 2758 01:58:31,885 --> 01:58:33,786 - What do you mean? You sent... - Wait! I don't... 2759 01:58:33,818 --> 01:58:34,852 - Listen. Go in the back. - (DOGS BARKING) 2760 01:58:34,885 --> 01:58:36,685 Okay. Can... Can I have a towel? 2761 01:58:36,718 --> 01:58:37,918 Hell no! Go that way. 2762 01:58:38,952 --> 01:58:39,952 Fuck this. 2763 01:58:41,985 --> 01:58:43,418 Cover that shit up, boy. 2764 01:58:47,152 --> 01:58:48,451 Okay, look, yeah, you want me to admit it, 2765 01:58:48,484 --> 01:58:49,618 I was selling to the hardhats. 2766 01:58:49,651 --> 01:58:51,651 I know you told me not to, but they're good customers. 2767 01:58:51,685 --> 01:58:53,551 They're good guys. 2768 01:58:53,585 --> 01:58:55,484 I... I... You got their money. 2769 01:58:56,085 --> 01:58:57,818 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 2770 01:59:01,018 --> 01:59:02,152 Yes? 2771 01:59:02,185 --> 01:59:03,685 Yeah. Out back. 2772 01:59:09,451 --> 01:59:12,118 You're persona non grata. 2773 01:59:12,152 --> 01:59:14,384 You know what that means, Mr. Hollywood? 2774 01:59:14,418 --> 01:59:16,551 Yes. Yes, I know what that means. But why? 2775 01:59:16,585 --> 01:59:18,451 I'm looking out for Lil. 2776 01:59:18,484 --> 01:59:20,484 And that's all you need to know. 2777 01:59:21,518 --> 01:59:22,852 Goddamn sabotage. 2778 01:59:23,551 --> 01:59:24,818 - Okay. - Whatever. 2779 01:59:26,152 --> 01:59:28,118 Oh, great, the goonette squad. 2780 01:59:28,152 --> 01:59:29,319 Look at them go. 2781 01:59:29,351 --> 01:59:31,785 All right, Ma, man, this nigga jumped out the window. 2782 01:59:31,818 --> 01:59:33,451 LEONDRIA: Is Lil and Lexi okay? 2783 01:59:33,484 --> 01:59:34,518 They're fine. 2784 01:59:34,551 --> 01:59:35,918 Hey, man, shut the fuck up. 2785 01:59:36,985 --> 01:59:39,018 Look, that house is crazy. 2786 01:59:39,052 --> 01:59:41,118 Everybody over there screamin' and cryin', 2787 01:59:41,152 --> 01:59:43,818 this motherfucker with his junk swingin' everywhere. 2788 01:59:43,852 --> 01:59:45,719 This lazy bastard not doin' shit. 2789 01:59:45,751 --> 01:59:47,018 - Besides sittin' on your ass. - Shit, I do a lot. 2790 01:59:47,052 --> 01:59:48,618 I showed up, man, I'm the fuckin' muscle. 2791 01:59:48,651 --> 01:59:50,451 And your lazy ass, 2792 01:59:50,484 --> 01:59:51,719 all you did was get the money. 2793 01:59:51,751 --> 01:59:53,152 And then you were just watchin'. 2794 01:59:53,185 --> 01:59:54,686 Nobody told me I was going to be draggin' 2795 01:59:54,719 --> 01:59:56,018 a freakin' butt-naked dude out the bed. 2796 01:59:56,052 --> 01:59:57,651 JUNE: Man, you ain't even do shit, anyways. 2797 01:59:57,686 --> 01:59:59,085 I don't need you coming on no runs with me. 2798 01:59:59,118 --> 02:00:01,085 You ain't nothin' but deadweight, motherfucker. 2799 02:00:01,118 --> 02:00:03,118 Okay. That's cool. It's all good. 2800 02:00:03,152 --> 02:00:04,686 Mom, you gonna let her talk to me like that? 2801 02:00:04,718 --> 02:00:05,852 JUNE: Hell yeah, I'mma talk to you like that. 2802 02:00:05,885 --> 02:00:07,551 - Listen... - She can't save you. 2803 02:00:07,585 --> 02:00:08,652 - LEONDRIA: Time-out. - ERNESTO: Okay. 2804 02:00:08,686 --> 02:00:11,351 - Lazy motherfucker. - Time the fuck out. 2805 02:00:12,686 --> 02:00:14,451 Yeah, you guys are on time-out. 2806 02:00:14,484 --> 02:00:16,785 - ERNESTO: Shut up. - Shut up, bro. Zip it. 2807 02:00:18,085 --> 02:00:19,085 ERNESTO: Mom... 2808 02:00:20,118 --> 02:00:21,885 This incident ruined my night. 2809 02:00:21,918 --> 02:00:23,852 One of my buddies had a party at Oceans, 2810 02:00:23,885 --> 02:00:24,785 I could have been there. 2811 02:00:24,818 --> 02:00:26,885 But I gotta come and deal with this bullshit! 2812 02:00:26,918 --> 02:00:27,785 JUNE: You see? Constant complaining. 2813 02:00:27,818 --> 02:00:29,484 You were there to protect your sister. 2814 02:00:29,518 --> 02:00:30,952 He not coming with me no more. 2815 02:00:30,985 --> 02:00:31,952 ERNESTO: A'ight, well, I'm done with this shit. 2816 02:00:31,985 --> 02:00:33,085 JUNE: You should've stayed your ass at home. 2817 02:00:33,118 --> 02:00:34,484 LEONDRIA: You know what? 2818 02:00:34,518 --> 02:00:36,118 We havin' a family meeting after this. 2819 02:00:36,152 --> 02:00:37,952 - Family meeting? - LEONDRIA: Point-blank. 2820 02:00:37,985 --> 02:00:39,152 - You serious? - LEONDRIA: We need a meeting. 2821 02:00:39,185 --> 02:00:40,285 - (SCOFFS) - You can take that information 2822 02:00:40,319 --> 02:00:42,751 - and do what you want with it. - (INDISTINCT BICKERING) 2823 02:00:42,785 --> 02:00:44,685 LEONDRIA: You ain't going to that fucked-up club. 2824 02:00:44,718 --> 02:00:45,751 You ain't goin' nowhere. 2825 02:00:45,785 --> 02:00:47,885 Homeboy, you gon' sit right here and roll with us. 2826 02:00:47,918 --> 02:00:49,484 We need a meeting. 2827 02:00:49,518 --> 02:00:50,619 Now back to you. 2828 02:00:50,652 --> 02:00:52,384 Yeah, yeah, back to the sabotage. 2829 02:00:52,418 --> 02:00:54,885 Whatever you wanna call it. It's over with. 2830 02:00:54,918 --> 02:00:57,551 That was between me and Lexi. Seriously, what the fuck. 2831 02:00:57,585 --> 02:00:58,418 LEONDRIA: At the end of the day, 2832 02:00:58,451 --> 02:01:00,585 it's about you getting up out of Texas. 2833 02:01:00,619 --> 02:01:02,551 It's time for you to bounce. 2834 02:01:02,585 --> 02:01:03,852 Yeah, I'm fixin' to, 2835 02:01:03,885 --> 02:01:05,718 but I was gonna leave in the morning, 2836 02:01:05,751 --> 02:01:07,685 I need money to do that. 2837 02:01:07,718 --> 02:01:09,785 Well, maybe you could go sell one of your fuck trophies. 2838 02:01:09,818 --> 02:01:11,484 ERNESTO: Hey, watch your mouth in front of Mom. 2839 02:01:11,518 --> 02:01:12,852 What's wrong with you? 2840 02:01:12,885 --> 02:01:14,018 LEONDRIA: Did you give him his 200? 2841 02:01:14,052 --> 02:01:16,118 I was, but then his punk-ass jumped out the window. 2842 02:01:16,152 --> 02:01:17,418 Two hundred, that's it? 2843 02:01:17,451 --> 02:01:18,751 That's enough to get you a bus ticket 2844 02:01:18,785 --> 02:01:19,785 far beyond the state line. 2845 02:01:22,651 --> 02:01:24,619 After everything I did for you. 2846 02:01:24,651 --> 02:01:26,052 Two hundred. Wow. 2847 02:01:27,484 --> 02:01:28,785 Be gone by midday. 2848 02:01:31,852 --> 02:01:34,418 - LIL: Thank your mom for me. - I sure will. 2849 02:01:34,451 --> 02:01:36,718 Maybe you oughta come by our house sometime. 2850 02:01:36,751 --> 02:01:37,885 Yeah, that would be nice. 2851 02:01:37,918 --> 02:01:39,552 Yeah, you and Lex, y'all come on over, 2852 02:01:39,586 --> 02:01:40,885 we can, you know, barbeque, 2853 02:01:40,918 --> 02:01:42,085 - drink some beer. - Oh, that would be great. 2854 02:01:42,118 --> 02:01:43,552 (PLASTIC RUSTLING) 2855 02:01:43,586 --> 02:01:45,052 MIKEY: You know, I should be taking 2856 02:01:45,085 --> 02:01:46,552 the backpack that you gave me, 2857 02:01:46,586 --> 02:01:47,952 but, no, I'll take... I'll use this. 2858 02:01:47,985 --> 02:01:49,085 You want me to walk down the street 2859 02:01:49,118 --> 02:01:50,418 with a garbage bag? Fine. 2860 02:01:50,451 --> 02:01:51,651 LEXI: Yeah, you should. 2861 02:01:51,685 --> 02:01:53,152 - Fuckin' bullshit. - LEXI: Like a hobo. 2862 02:01:53,185 --> 02:01:54,885 Threw my clothes in there all fucked up, 2863 02:01:54,918 --> 02:01:55,785 I'm gonna fold my clothes 2864 02:01:55,818 --> 02:01:56,818 so when I leave, they're not wrinkled. 2865 02:01:56,852 --> 02:01:58,985 Me and him got in a fight about 25 years ago. 2866 02:01:59,018 --> 02:02:00,052 LIL: Really? 2867 02:02:00,085 --> 02:02:00,918 I whupped his ass in high school. 2868 02:02:00,952 --> 02:02:03,052 - I'm sure he deserved it. - Yeah. (LAUGHS) 2869 02:02:03,085 --> 02:02:04,018 MIKEY: I'm gonna take my time. 2870 02:02:04,052 --> 02:02:05,552 - LEXI: Let's see how you fold. - Yeah, watch. 2871 02:02:05,586 --> 02:02:06,952 - Oh, look at that fold... - LEXI: Oh, my God. 2872 02:02:06,985 --> 02:02:08,552 Oh, you should work at the Gap. 2873 02:02:08,586 --> 02:02:10,085 Man, y'all get tired of this shit, man? 2874 02:02:10,118 --> 02:02:12,052 - MIKEY: No, I love it. - Y'all get tired of this shit? 2875 02:02:12,085 --> 02:02:13,651 Lil, you're a good woman, Lil. 2876 02:02:13,685 --> 02:02:15,118 - Thank you. - You really are. 2877 02:02:15,152 --> 02:02:16,519 Good seeing you again. 2878 02:02:16,552 --> 02:02:18,052 Fuckin' dumb bitch. All this... 2879 02:02:18,085 --> 02:02:20,552 - Man, hurry the fuck up! - June, relax! What the fuck! 2880 02:02:20,585 --> 02:02:21,519 LEXI: That's right, hurry up. Thank you, June! 2881 02:02:21,552 --> 02:02:23,052 - All right! Jesus. - Get your shit, come on. 2882 02:02:23,852 --> 02:02:25,484 (MUFFLED CHATTER) 2883 02:02:25,519 --> 02:02:26,751 June! 2884 02:02:26,785 --> 02:02:28,852 There's been a lot of drama here. 2885 02:02:28,885 --> 02:02:30,852 Oh, no, no, no, you're not taking big stripes! 2886 02:02:30,885 --> 02:02:32,152 - Your big stripes... - No, no! 2887 02:02:32,185 --> 02:02:33,918 I have the 64-ounce one! 2888 02:02:33,952 --> 02:02:35,618 And I took favorite shirt, fuck you. 2889 02:02:35,651 --> 02:02:38,785 LEXI: ...for you, in here, Mikey, get the fuck... 2890 02:02:38,818 --> 02:02:40,451 - Come on! - Go sit down! 2891 02:02:40,484 --> 02:02:41,952 I'm taking my toothbrush! 2892 02:02:41,985 --> 02:02:43,451 LEXI: Don't pretend you brush your teeth. 2893 02:02:43,484 --> 02:02:45,552 - Shut up! Relax, June, damn. - LEXI: Oh, my God. 2894 02:02:45,585 --> 02:02:46,751 MIKEY: All right, I'm going. 2895 02:02:46,785 --> 02:02:49,618 Uh, Lil, seriously, thank you so much for letting me stay, 2896 02:02:49,651 --> 02:02:50,618 I had an amazing time, 2897 02:02:50,651 --> 02:02:52,418 and you and your daughter are dumb bitches. 2898 02:02:52,451 --> 02:02:53,785 - LIL: Don't say that. - LEXI: Piece of shit. 2899 02:02:53,818 --> 02:02:54,718 LIL: That is not right. 2900 02:02:54,751 --> 02:02:55,618 - LEXI: Get the fuck out! - I gotta get water 2901 02:02:55,651 --> 02:02:57,519 before I leave 'cause I'm gonna be thirsty! 2902 02:02:57,551 --> 02:02:58,384 You gotta go, man. 2903 02:02:58,418 --> 02:03:00,485 I bought this. I bought this ashtray! 2904 02:03:00,519 --> 02:03:02,685 MIKEY: No, I said when I got, I can take it back. 2905 02:03:02,718 --> 02:03:03,818 - ERNESTO: Hey, let's go. - LEXI: You did not! 2906 02:03:03,852 --> 02:03:05,384 - There's no take-backs! - MIKEY: Fine. Fine. 2907 02:03:05,418 --> 02:03:06,319 Get outta here, man. 2908 02:03:06,351 --> 02:03:08,384 I should have beat your ass in high school. 2909 02:03:08,418 --> 02:03:09,852 Too bad it was the other way around, huh? 2910 02:03:09,885 --> 02:03:11,418 - Yeah. - You want to go another round? 2911 02:03:11,451 --> 02:03:13,485 Nah. You know what? 2912 02:03:13,519 --> 02:03:15,519 I got one last thing to say to all you guys. 2913 02:03:15,551 --> 02:03:17,018 - Man, shut your bitch-ass up. - Shut up! 2914 02:03:17,052 --> 02:03:18,585 - BOTH: Shut the fuck up. - JUNE: Leave. 2915 02:03:18,618 --> 02:03:20,518 Not another word out of your mouth! 2916 02:03:20,551 --> 02:03:22,085 (ERNESTO CHUCKLES) 2917 02:03:22,118 --> 02:03:24,852 Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp. 2918 02:03:25,818 --> 02:03:26,818 What'd you say? 2919 02:03:28,018 --> 02:03:31,485 You heard me. Suitcase pimp. 2920 02:03:32,152 --> 02:03:33,685 Say that shit again. 2921 02:03:33,718 --> 02:03:37,518 Homeless suitcase pimp. 2922 02:03:40,551 --> 02:03:41,551 Hmm. 2923 02:03:45,718 --> 02:03:47,018 ERNESTO: Just go ahead and leave, dude. 2924 02:03:52,518 --> 02:03:53,518 What the... 2925 02:03:55,185 --> 02:03:57,118 - LIL: He's outta here, babe. - LEXI: He's outta here. 2926 02:03:57,152 --> 02:03:58,852 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - LIL: No more. 2927 02:03:58,885 --> 02:04:01,152 Ah, that was nothin' but trouble. 2928 02:04:01,185 --> 02:04:02,818 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 2929 02:04:02,852 --> 02:04:03,918 (SIGHS) 2930 02:04:07,885 --> 02:04:09,518 (SOPHIE PANTING) 2931 02:04:55,685 --> 02:04:57,385 (MACHINERY HUMMING) 2932 02:05:33,451 --> 02:05:35,118 (BIRDS CAWING) 2933 02:05:39,418 --> 02:05:40,985 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2934 02:06:00,185 --> 02:06:01,418 (SIGHS) 2935 02:06:05,918 --> 02:06:08,918 (DISTORTED VERSION OF BYE BYE BYE PLAYING FAINTLY) 2936 02:06:16,085 --> 02:06:17,718 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 2937 02:06:18,651 --> 02:06:20,518 (SONG GROWS LOUDER) 2938 02:06:30,052 --> 02:06:32,384 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 2939 02:06:45,085 --> 02:06:46,751 (SONG STOPS) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2940 02:06:48,451 --> 02:06:50,118 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2941 02:06:50,215 --> 02:06:55,215 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull