1 00:00:46,961 --> 00:00:48,791 In the land of Sparta, 2 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:49,991 When babies were born, 3 00:00:50,372 --> 00:00:54,501 The elders would inspect them for defects 4 00:00:55,575 --> 00:00:58,561 Ah! Are you my mama? 5 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:00,866 Because I am ready, to suck your tits! 6 00:01:09,296 --> 00:01:11,836 If any imperfections were found... 7 00:01:11,836 --> 00:01:13,565 The baby was rejected. 8 00:01:15,389 --> 00:01:17,310 And if the baby was Vietnamese, 9 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,870 Branjelina had first dips. 10 00:01:25,092 --> 00:01:25,908 Cute, huh? 11 00:01:26,864 --> 00:01:29,518 Behold, Leonidas... 12 00:01:29,051 --> 00:01:30,997 Awoo! 13 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:32,691 The perfect Spartan. 14 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,184 At an early age, 15 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:43,258 Leonidas was taught to fight. 16 00:01:43,498 --> 00:01:45,285 Come on, you little shit. Come on! 17 00:01:45,621 --> 00:01:48,827 You can't beat me! You're never gonna be a Spartan. Never! 18 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,303 Take this, granny! 19 00:01:54,692 --> 00:01:57,573 He was tortured. Torture showed no pain. 20 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:02,265 Tell me, Mr. Bond. What is the account number? 21 00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:04,527 Who the hell is Mr. Bond? 22 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:06,175 I am Leonidas. 23 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,217 You are testing my patience, double o' 24 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,367 I am not double ohh... 25 00:02:15,071 --> 00:02:17,013 Little Miss Sunshine! 26 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:21,056 It's a nice one, huh? 27 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,561 It's not going in your mouth, this one. 28 00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:28,327 Alright there. Mr. Bond, I would like you to meet Captain Adorable 29 00:02:29,573 --> 00:02:31,450 Good boy! Who's a good boy! 30 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,587 Leonidas was sent into the wild... 31 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:39,988 To learn how to survive. 32 00:02:45,016 --> 00:02:47,465 He prayed to the elements... 33 00:02:47,841 --> 00:02:50,050 Endured starvation... 34 00:02:58,577 --> 00:03:02,227 No mayo? This is bullshit! 35 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,951 The beast stalks Leonidas... 36 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:12,881 Red eyes glowing like the fires of Hell! 37 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,531 Man, you've got Happy Feet! 38 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:36,364 I am about to shove up my Happy Foot up your ass, crackum! 39 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:38,020 Nice penguin! 40 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:38,686 Where are you going, pussy? 41 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,015 I'm about to make you my bitch, Leonidas! 42 00:03:47,282 --> 00:03:52,065 - The taco barely sitting right here. - Oh, stop! 43 00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:53,686 Caught you with your mouth open! 44 00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:06,630 You're dead Leonidas. 45 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,055 Say, 'Wazzup!' to Anna Nicole. 46 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,007 Shit, I'm stuck! Oh my God, we've got a penguin penned down! 47 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,505 Help! Help! 48 00:04:25,063 --> 00:04:26,217 My ass! 49 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,814 My ass hurts! Uhh! 50 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,020 Why do you want to do me like that? 51 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,433 Come on, man! 52 00:04:31,112 --> 00:04:33,205 I could hook you up! We could work it out! 53 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:34,930 I was just joke... 54 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:42,418 And the boy that was tossed into the wild... 55 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:44,943 ...returned a king! 56 00:05:25,531 --> 00:05:27,452 Wow! 57 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:31,487 Boobs! 58 00:05:36,674 --> 00:05:38,403 Sign my rock! 59 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:41,140 And they're real too! 60 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:41,861 Yes! 61 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:46,860 Marry me? 62 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:57,422 - What's that? - The combination to my chasity belt 63 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:18,279 Leonidas was stoked. 64 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:22,860 He wed Margo and she bore him a fine son. 65 00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:27,485 And life in the land of Sparta was good. 66 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,143 Yes! Yes! Good! 67 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:33,299 Thanks Dad! 68 00:06:37,248 --> 00:06:40,059 Give me your hand. Remember son! 69 00:06:40,881 --> 00:06:43,241 A warrior must learn to take a hit! 70 00:06:45,619 --> 00:06:46,846 Fight with your head, 71 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:49,104 Think with your heart. 72 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,924 Give him the 'Piledriver', honey. 73 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:54,761 The 'Piledriver'? 74 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:01,189 That's my boy. 75 00:07:09,678 --> 00:07:11,372 - My Queen! - Captain! 76 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:16,128 I can see Leonidas is holding our future king of Sparta to be a man. 77 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:23,292 I remember when my father used to beat me. 78 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:26,257 The traditional rites of passage. 79 00:07:27,444 --> 00:07:29,069 No, my father was an alcoholic. 80 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:37,704 Xerxes' messenger awaits, my King. 81 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:47,653 - Greetings, Leonidas! - Greetings, messenger! 82 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:52,109 What the hell was that? 83 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:54,327 - What? - You just kissed me! 84 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,646 That is how men of Sparta greet each other. 85 00:07:57,516 --> 00:07:58,621 High-fives for the women... 86 00:07:59,799 --> 00:08:02,851 ...and open-mouth tongue kisses for the men. 87 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,634 - I get it. - Get what? 88 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,894 You have a free society. 89 00:08:19,073 --> 00:08:20,094 Yes! 90 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:22,792 - The freest! - Not that there is anything wrong with that! 91 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,318 I take big, black dudes. 92 00:08:32,648 --> 00:08:33,522 Yeah! 93 00:08:34,508 --> 00:08:36,657 Come messenger, let us walk! 94 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,895 The great Xerxes has taken over the world with his vast Persian army. 95 00:08:45,912 --> 00:08:47,889 He has set his sights with his final conquest. 96 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:49,612 Sparta! 97 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:55,830 Let us talk by the giant Pit of Death. 98 00:08:56,388 --> 00:08:58,069 Okay! 99 00:08:57,935 --> 00:08:59,671 Xerxes is a kind God King, 100 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:02,776 and offers these peaceful alternatives to war! 101 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:07,597 No blood will be shed 102 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,888 As long as you Spartan men with his spirits 103 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,972 You women... become his sex slaves! 104 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:17,987 And your children... work in sweat shops, making Nikes. 105 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,204 That sounds reasonable. 106 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,482 I'm sure you would think so, Counselman Treathero. 107 00:09:55,089 --> 00:09:56,280 Tell Xerxes, 108 00:09:58,486 --> 00:10:00,379 To take his proporsal, 109 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,541 and shove it... 110 00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:05,185 What the hell? 111 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:06,447 What? He came onto me! 112 00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:09,432 I did not! Dawg, your wife's a ho! 113 00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:14,574 This means war! 114 00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:18,533 Hey, hey, it's cool! It's cool! 115 00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:21,057 We've got San Franciso. And West Hollywood. We don't need Sparta. 116 00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:23,086 I'll just tell Xerxes it's a no-go! 117 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:31,844 Kick his ass in! 118 00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:36,720 This is madness! 119 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:39,301 Madness? 120 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,179 This... is... Sparta! 121 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,671 Why did you do that? He was backing down! 122 00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,966 My Lord, he will tell Xerxes that Sparta is not in war with them... 123 00:11:01,104 --> 00:11:03,378 ...so whatever you do, don't kick him into the Pit of Death! 124 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,914 Stop kicking people into the Pit of Death! Really! 125 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:16,286 I wonder why y'all always have my back for everything! 126 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:20,221 I am a responsible adult! Look at me... I'm booby-feeding my baby! 127 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:24,572 Sometimes I like to give him pridemilk. I call them milkpoppers. It's just like breastmilk but it's fried 128 00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:27,694 And you just pop it into their mouth! He loves it, don't you, baby! 129 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,273 I am a smart shopper 130 00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:38,349 I got this entire outfit in an alleyway from a Mexican woman! 131 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:41,533 Bagging, shopping, yeah! 132 00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,573 Why do you all think I mess up? 133 00:11:43,643 --> 00:11:45,399 Shit, do I look crazy to you? 134 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,302 Oh damn cuz, there goes my palimony. 135 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,900 K-Fed ain't having it, yo! 136 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:19,684 I am not gay! 137 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,269 - Leonidas! - Bryan Seaquest? 138 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:28,222 Let's see what the judges have to say. Randy! 139 00:12:28,342 --> 00:12:30,899 Yo, Leo dawg man, I wasn't really filling you out on that kick, dawg! 140 00:12:31,139 --> 00:12:32,689 Just alright, dawg! 141 00:12:32,612 --> 00:12:37,170 - Paula? - You move me! 142 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:41,834 Simon? 143 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:48,086 - I thought that kick was utterly... dreadful! - Oh, Simon! 144 00:12:49,761 --> 00:12:53,626 In fact I have seen better kicks from a geriatric donkey. 145 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,141 - And I am not talking about you, Paula! - Oh that's so mean! 146 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,085 Oh, go (bleep) yourselves! 147 00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,635 Seaquest comes! 148 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,335 Excellent work, my king. 149 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,054 It's time to consult the prophets. 150 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,734 The ancient prophets were advisors to the King. 151 00:13:30,974 --> 00:13:36,017 Grotesque swines! Their consults came with a swine. 152 00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:43,380 Ohh, Oxytan... Nutrogina... 153 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,221 This has a SPF. This is all day protection. 154 00:13:46,882 --> 00:13:49,174 Look at this... Expoliate Hydroxide! 155 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:53,268 This is good for you man, rub it all over your disgusting face! 156 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:57,100 What need you, King Leonidas? 157 00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,315 Ancient prophets... 158 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:01,220 I need your guidance. 159 00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:04,928 I am assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia 160 00:14:05,422 --> 00:14:08,256 I'm going to take them, to the rear. 161 00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,785 And then I'm gonna reach around... 162 00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:13,292 ...and I'm gonna take them up on the front! 163 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:17,891 What? Why are you snickering? 164 00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:20,396 Nothing, really! It's nothing. 165 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,451 What's so damn funny? 166 00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,252 Look, it's all there for you to see! 167 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:27,103 It's a battle formation! 168 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:29,737 Well, it's because it looks backstage in an Elton John concert. 169 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:34,124 Cut it out! This isn't funny. This is serious business. 170 00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:41,657 No Spartan goes to war without them consulting... the Oracle 171 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:05,075 The prophets chose only the most beautiful of Spartan girls... 172 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,513 ...to be their Oracle. 173 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:15,426 - Ugly Betty? - She has a great personality. 174 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:21,020 Ooh. 175 00:15:20,535 --> 00:15:23,419 I look like Jabba the Hut. That is hot to me. 176 00:15:43,145 --> 00:15:45,066 Oh! 177 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,793 Well, she doesn't... mind it... 178 00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:59,161 'Save the cheerleader, save the world' 179 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,897 Actually, I'm not into Heroes. 180 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,574 - Deuschbag says, 'What?' - What? 181 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,081 - Chestwax says ,'What?' - What? 182 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,429 You are... 183 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:17,930 What, what are you saying to me? I don't understand! 184 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,647 Go to war with Persia and you will surely die! 185 00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,854 You're screwed, dude! 186 00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:50,991 What? 187 00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:56,400 He looks like a 'Ken' doll. 188 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,144 It's cold. 189 00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,339 Borat? 190 00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:41,893 Why is my prince so restless? 191 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,618 I can't sleep. 192 00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:48,505 It's this whole battle of the modernary thing. 193 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,738 Are you still thinking about what the young Oracle said? 194 00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:56,469 There is only one woman who's words you should listen to. 195 00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,049 - Oprah? - Your wife? 196 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:01,909 Right, right! 197 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,786 How will I be tried in the court of public opinion? 198 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:11,305 Well, Harry knows at 'Ain't It Cool News' 199 00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:14,447 says this movie is just a cheap rip-off of '300'. 200 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,815 Even if the Oracle doesn't support you, 201 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,705 I do... and Sparta does. 202 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,216 This could be our last night together. 203 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,492 Do you wanna do it? 204 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,167 Like we never done it before? 205 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:57,547 97... 98... 206 00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:01,694 99... 100! 207 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,414 Beat my record! 208 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,729 - Captain! - My King! 209 00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:17,212 Have you assembled my army who are ready to fight for death... 210 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:18,858 ...for the freedom of Sparta? 211 00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:19,992 Yes, King! 212 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:27,936 I wanted 300. 213 00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,820 This seems like... less. 214 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:34,294 These were the only men that meant with the specific expectations. 215 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,346 Hunky with Deep Mediterranean tens. 216 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,942 Hot bods and... 217 00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:42,933 - Yes? - Well, undowed. 218 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,675 We are ready to fight for you, My King! 219 00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:51,734 Never give up, never surrender! To infinity, and beyond! 220 00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:55,908 He has lot of heart, my king... 221 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,907 ...and nice man boobs. 222 00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,318 Indeed. 223 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,932 These men will do. 224 00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:10,282 You are a fine captain, Captain. 225 00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:12,231 A better friend... 226 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,388 - ...there is none. -- Thank you! 227 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:28,142 Thank you. 228 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,351 He's got a huge package. 229 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,953 My father! 230 00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:47,625 Very well, my son. 231 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:50,627 Introductions? 232 00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,701 Leonidas, this is my son, Soniel. 233 00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:54,411 My King. 234 00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:56,006 Why is he not fighting? 235 00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:57,807 He is not a warrior. 236 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,776 He's my only son just on to carry my name. 237 00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:05,146 What do you think? 238 00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:06,745 Yummy! 239 00:21:07,129 --> 00:21:08,669 Work it, sister. 240 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,556 I think he's Venus. 241 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:21,107 And if you do not like it... You can kiss my fat ass! 242 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,349 Ooh! 243 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,461 Congratulations, Soniel. 244 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,889 You are now on a new way on becoming Sparta's next new warrior. 245 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,445 Spartan? 246 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,270 My child! 247 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,546 I shall never forget you, 248 00:21:58,371 --> 00:21:59,995 You are so small now... 249 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,608 ...but one day you will grow to be big and strong... 250 00:22:02,897 --> 00:22:04,512 ...like your father. 251 00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:05,953 That's not your son. 252 00:22:07,676 --> 00:22:08,962 You asshole! 253 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,201 Take care of your mother. 254 00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:23,156 Stay tough, son. 255 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:31,815 Come back with your shield... or on it. 256 00:22:31,999 --> 00:22:33,645 And if I come back on it... 257 00:22:33,845 --> 00:22:35,374 ...I want you to move on. 258 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,403 I would never. 259 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,653 And if you died, I'd pay the bill. 260 00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:41,638 To be honest... 261 00:22:41,823 --> 00:22:43,721 I have always wanted to do a fat chick. 262 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:12,934 The men are ready, my King. 263 00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:17,436 We'll head set to the Hot Gates 264 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,621 Where we'll intercept the Persian army. 265 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:20,696 Where are you going? 266 00:23:20,842 --> 00:23:23,176 The Oracle says if we went to war, we would be screwed. 267 00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:26,682 The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs... 268 00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:28,058 ...look fake. 269 00:23:28,278 --> 00:23:29,316 But I beg to differ. 270 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,404 Give the order, Captain. 271 00:23:41,685 --> 00:23:43,576 Spartans, in formation! 272 00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:56,173 Move on! 273 00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:02,077 # Oh no, not I. I will survive # 274 00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:05,255 # Oh, as long as I know how I love # 275 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,964 # I'll know I'll survive # 276 00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:08,706 # I've got all my life to live # 277 00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:10,683 # I've got all my love to give # 278 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:12,487 # And I will survive. # 279 00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:14,205 # I will survive. # 280 00:24:14,297 --> 00:24:16,218 # Hey, hey! # 281 00:24:16,407 --> 00:24:18,328 - Hmm, hmm. - Whoo! 282 00:24:36,573 --> 00:24:39,309 The fearless Spartans reached the 'Hot Gates'... 283 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:42,615 ...when danger lurked around every corner. 284 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:47,349 Halt, skipping! 285 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,767 Exhausted from their journey... 286 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:56,483 The Spartans replenished their electro-lives. 287 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:06,151 Gay drink! Is it in you? 288 00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:14,465 What do you think, my king? 289 00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:16,839 We'll use the narrow passage by the Hot Gates... 290 00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:19,010 ...to funnel the Persians in... 291 00:25:19,058 --> 00:25:21,861 ...where their vast numbers won't count for shit! 292 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:25,140 Captain, have the men found any other trails... 293 00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:26,888 ...that the Persians could use to attack us? 294 00:25:27,455 --> 00:25:29,069 None, sir! 295 00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:31,132 I know such a road, my king. 296 00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:40,998 Back off, you hideous creature! 297 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,462 There is a secret bow-path, just below the Hot Gates. 298 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,478 If the Persians found it, they can not find you. 299 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:47,471 Slow your role, Captain. 300 00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,204 Reveal yourself, creature. 301 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:56,625 - Paris Hilton? - Hey, fellas! 302 00:25:56,912 --> 00:25:58,224 What happened to you? 303 00:25:58,789 --> 00:26:00,716 Oh, you mean the hump? 304 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,129 Yeah, the hump! 305 00:26:03,525 --> 00:26:06,624 It was all that, 'You're going to jail. Now you can get out of jail' 306 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:09,498 'Now you can go back to jail!' And on, and on, and on. Uhh! 307 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:14,574 It's just been totally confusing. Even Tinkerbell's affected by it. 308 00:26:15,405 --> 00:26:18,235 She hasn't moved since Saturday. She still poops which is weird. 309 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:22,310 And me! They have turned me into this... like... 310 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:26,408 ...totally grotesque monster! And I don't even know what... 311 00:26:26,696 --> 00:26:27,909 Oh! 312 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,008 Hello? Oh, hey Nicole! 313 00:26:37,484 --> 00:26:39,335 Nothing, just some guys with their swords. 314 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:42,497 No, I'm talking about their actual swords. Nicole, you're gross. 315 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:44,192 Now, I'm hungry. Did you eat? 316 00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:47,508 Oh, you ate an almond? Oh yea, you're done eating for the day. 317 00:26:47,737 --> 00:26:49,508 Bye, sexy ... 318 00:26:51,441 --> 00:26:54,346 Look, it's my dream to be a Spartan. 319 00:26:54,731 --> 00:26:55,861 What can you do? 320 00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:58,028 Have you seen my video? 321 00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:00,288 Oh yeah! 322 00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:03,325 She's pretty good. 323 00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:05,822 I am sorry, but we can not use you. 324 00:27:07,846 --> 00:27:10,569 No, it's not fair! 325 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:14,602 Mom! 326 00:27:16,312 --> 00:27:18,743 I am not as stupid as I look! 327 00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:23,581 Help! 328 00:27:23,531 --> 00:27:25,452 Look, Persians! 329 00:28:03,236 --> 00:28:04,458 I am the emmisary... 330 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:06,757 ...to the great God-king, Xerxes... 331 00:28:07,007 --> 00:28:09,368 ...come to accept your surrender. 332 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:11,667 Oh, we're not here to surrender. 333 00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:18,843 Xexes will enjoy making you his slaves. 334 00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:46,299 - Spartans! Let's battle! - Yeah! 335 00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:49,208 Oh, we're about to stomp the yard. 336 00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:57,895 We are Spartans, we stomp the yard! 337 00:28:58,691 --> 00:28:59,947 Check out our bods! 338 00:29:04,721 --> 00:29:06,065 Ooh, ooh! 339 00:29:05,922 --> 00:29:08,717 Spartans! Yea! 340 00:29:13,299 --> 00:29:14,825 Persians! 341 00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:18,602 Let's show them what we National Champs for 3 years, running. 342 00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:20,769 You dig?! 343 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:27,883 Oh, come on! 344 00:29:33,977 --> 00:29:39,086 Ooh, ahh! Ooh, ahh! Perrrsians! 345 00:29:50,475 --> 00:29:51,771 # You gotta shake your ass # 346 00:29:51,893 --> 00:29:53,471 Let's go! 347 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,186 Oh, please! 348 00:31:41,429 --> 00:31:43,013 Oooh! 349 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:47,374 Don't come up in my kitchen with that weaker shit! 350 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,339 # You gotta shake your ass # 351 00:32:10,622 --> 00:32:12,475 You got served! 352 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:35,176 - Are you telling me we lost? - Dance them to the cliffs! 353 00:32:36,675 --> 00:32:41,371 Come on, man! Can we talk about this? Oh, I just met these goons right here. I don't even know them! 354 00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:19,478 We may have won the battle. But they will win the war! 355 00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:21,244 Hah! What? 356 00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:25,154 Budmeister presents... Real Men of Genius! 357 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:32,937 Today we salute you, Mr. War-Mongering Latened Homosexuals 358 00:33:36,217 --> 00:33:39,399 Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape you charge your enemy... 359 00:33:39,499 --> 00:33:41,276 ...like an oil-upped hairless wonder! 360 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:47,474 Sure there's danger! Charging rhinos, stampeding elephants... 361 00:33:47,602 --> 00:33:51,396 ...and that cute togo wearing guy named 'Chad'. 362 00:33:51,892 --> 00:33:56,186 You only went out on one date but you'll remember it forever! 363 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:04,724 Your king's instincts tell you to cut, slice and chop every man you see... 364 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,020 But enough about your career as a hair-stylist. 365 00:34:08,027 --> 00:34:09,532 Let's talk war. 366 00:34:11,505 --> 00:34:13,765 So this Bud's for you King Leonidas! 367 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:17,885 Because when the going gets tough, the tough go and ticking 368 00:34:26,769 --> 00:34:29,152 Queen Margo, we must speak! 369 00:34:32,783 --> 00:34:33,378 What do you want? 370 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:38,404 Nice tomatoes! 371 00:34:39,135 --> 00:34:41,655 Your husband... needs you. 372 00:34:42,835 --> 00:34:46,490 You must convince the council to send more troops to support your husband. 373 00:34:47,181 --> 00:34:48,766 My husband is dead... 374 00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:52,900 ...he told me to move on. Besides, I'm already registered on J-Day 375 00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:55,742 A little to the right... That's it! 376 00:34:56,108 --> 00:34:58,849 Leonidas fails, Xerxes will take over... 377 00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:01,279 ...and you will be stripped of your crown. 378 00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:03,813 I won't be Queen? 379 00:35:04,108 --> 00:35:05,294 Auw, it's too hard. 380 00:35:06,078 --> 00:35:07,503 We'll lose everything. 381 00:35:07,631 --> 00:35:09,104 The palace... 382 00:35:10,821 --> 00:35:14,149 - Your Nintendo Wii... - No, no, no! Oww! 383 00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,672 Your 20 inch rims in your Escalade... 384 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,253 ...your gardener! 385 00:35:22,442 --> 00:35:23,355 Antonio? 386 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:40,796 My husband needs me! 387 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,895 I'll do whatever it takes! 388 00:35:43,126 --> 00:35:44,872 I'll accept the meeting with the council. 389 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,767 But in order to win their vote, 390 00:35:47,422 --> 00:35:49,943 You need to get traitorers as your supporter. 391 00:35:52,097 --> 00:35:55,636 He holds great influence. The Council. 392 00:36:03,923 --> 00:36:06,902 King Leonidas, Xerxes approaches! 393 00:36:08,423 --> 00:36:12,531 Xerxes! He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of Borat. 394 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:23,291 - I am the great God King Xerxes. Oww! - Ooh! 395 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,423 Oww, oww, oww! 396 00:36:30,885 --> 00:36:33,335 - Ohh! - Ahh! 397 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:50,370 Damn! 398 00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:56,938 - I'm sorry, Xerxes! - It's cool! It's cool, cool! I'm fine. 399 00:36:57,104 --> 00:36:58,520 I meant to do that. 400 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,154 Oh, shit! 401 00:37:01,363 --> 00:37:02,893 I tell you, kid... you got balls! 402 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:05,883 I come over here with a big army, and we're gonna sheesh kabab your ass. 403 00:37:06,535 --> 00:37:08,118 Before this battle is over, 404 00:37:08,641 --> 00:37:11,766 people will know that even a God-king could fall. 405 00:37:12,275 --> 00:37:14,684 Listen Leo, I came here to talk. 406 00:37:15,007 --> 00:37:16,888 Just listen to my deal. 407 00:37:19,391 --> 00:37:20,840 Ladies! 408 00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:23,128 Hi Xerxes! 409 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:26,920 That's probably for me. 410 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:31,801 Hello. Really? Okay! 411 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:37,352 That was the banker. He's offering to buy back your briefcase... 412 00:37:37,579 --> 00:37:40,082 ...for a week and getaway for two... 413 00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:42,358 ...in Las Vegas, Nevada... 414 00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:44,173 ...in the Palms Hotel and Casino. 415 00:37:45,144 --> 00:37:46,733 I always wanted to go there! 416 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:49,609 All you have to do... is bow down to me 417 00:37:51,523 --> 00:37:53,444 And surrender Sparta. 418 00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:57,117 Deal... or no deal? 419 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:03,189 - Take the deal! - No! 420 00:38:03,384 --> 00:38:05,559 Take the deal, take the deal! 421 00:38:05,561 --> 00:38:06,690 What about Sparta? 422 00:38:06,979 --> 00:38:10,147 - Hit the button! - Yes, take the deal, take the deal! 423 00:38:11,886 --> 00:38:13,711 Hit the button! 424 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,493 Hit it. 425 00:38:16,602 --> 00:38:19,116 - No deal! - Aww, damn! 426 00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:22,563 By the time I'm finished with you... 427 00:38:22,913 --> 00:38:24,788 ...Sparta will be annihilated. 428 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,036 It will be as though it never existed. 429 00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:30,328 I will see to it that you're written out of the history books. 430 00:38:31,569 --> 00:38:33,719 Well, that's fine, my mean Xerxes... 431 00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,165 Because I can't read. 432 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,449 Xerxes didn't take rejection well. 433 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,415 From every corner of his empire, 434 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:48,379 He sent his most vicious warriors to fight. 435 00:38:48,985 --> 00:38:53,373 Yo mama so ghetto, when she brest-feeds cool-oil comes out! 436 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,507 Yo mama so stupid she thought... 437 00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:04,510 ...2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday 438 00:39:13,345 --> 00:39:14,691 Yo mama so fat, her... 439 00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:17,941 ...pant size is umm... 'Bitch-Lose-Some-Weight'! 440 00:39:20,323 --> 00:39:23,210 Yo mama so foot, Rosie O' Donnel wouldn't even date her! 441 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,656 Oh, you did it! No, you didn't! 442 00:39:27,146 --> 00:39:29,480 Well, yo mama titties are smaller than yours! 443 00:39:32,926 --> 00:39:34,764 Those tits are my bitches! 444 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:36,093 Yo mama so fat... 445 00:39:36,235 --> 00:39:40,286 ...so they decided that he doesn't like big butts. And he ain't lyin'! 446 00:39:43,769 --> 00:39:46,217 Aww, oh, my eyes! 447 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:50,941 How you like that, huh? 448 00:39:53,502 --> 00:39:55,929 Yo mama so fat that when she farts... 449 00:39:56,165 --> 00:39:58,623 ...Al Gore accuses her of global warming, dawg! 450 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,290 Yes, well that maybe the case but yo mama so hairy, 451 00:40:05,562 --> 00:40:07,403 the only language she speaks... 452 00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:10,954 ...is wookie! Brrrr! Brrrr! 453 00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:27,508 Xerxes watched as his warriors were defeated. 454 00:40:28,747 --> 00:40:31,614 It sent an all human chill-up to his spine... 455 00:40:32,901 --> 00:40:35,947 ...or perhaps that was the Dentyne Ice with Cool-Made Crystals. 456 00:40:44,783 --> 00:40:46,468 Lloyl said you wanted to see me. 457 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,987 That's my urine sample. 458 00:40:54,134 --> 00:40:56,041 Leonidas needs more troops. 459 00:40:56,349 --> 00:40:59,341 Without reinforcements, Sparta will fall and... 460 00:41:00,197 --> 00:41:02,118 Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah... 461 00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:13,808 I'll do anything... for my husband. 462 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,958 Anything? 463 00:41:21,058 --> 00:41:24,372 Awesome! I'm so getting laid! 464 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,521 Goodbye, virginity! 465 00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:29,304 I promise you, you're not going to enjoy this... 466 00:41:29,769 --> 00:41:32,367 ...but I have V.D 467 00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:35,398 That's okay! I have crabs. 468 00:42:02,508 --> 00:42:08,438 Betray your beloved Spartans. And I'll give you anything you desire! 469 00:42:08,678 --> 00:42:09,714 That's hot! 470 00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:11,475 Bow down to me! 471 00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:15,949 Bend down to the great God King, 472 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:17,478 Xerxes. 473 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,542 - I am a Hilton, I don't bow! - Ai! 474 00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:24,452 - But, I do bend over! - Ah! 475 00:42:24,578 --> 00:42:26,589 - Good! - There's a secret go-path between... 476 00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:30,947 ...the Hot Gates. You can totally use it to defeat Leonidas! 477 00:42:34,703 --> 00:42:36,587 And what do you desire? 478 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:39,265 I want my record esponged. 479 00:42:39,699 --> 00:42:41,871 Oh, and I want that new Chanel purse. 480 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:46,841 Thank you! I want... throwing up to be fun! 481 00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:48,539 You've got something to say, say it! 482 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:49,732 I've got things to do! 483 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:52,555 What was it? 484 00:42:53,008 --> 00:42:54,590 Oh God, jeez, yeah! 485 00:42:54,728 --> 00:42:56,458 I want to get this hump removed. 486 00:43:22,702 --> 00:43:25,973 As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... 487 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:30,051 ...their vast numbers won't count for shit! 488 00:43:31,950 --> 00:43:33,066 My King! 489 00:43:35,698 --> 00:43:37,952 Catch your breath! Vanilla blend-in. 490 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,491 What is it, boy? 491 00:43:44,515 --> 00:43:47,297 Xerxes has found the secret go-path between the Hot Gates. 492 00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:47,855 Oh, shit! 493 00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:49,404 Damn that Paris Hilton. 494 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:51,202 I hate her. 495 00:43:52,122 --> 00:43:54,996 He's deployed a thousand of Persian soldiers. They can be here any minute! 496 00:44:00,892 --> 00:44:04,835 Idilio... How bad are your injuries? 497 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,603 Oh, it's... It's just a scratch, my King. 498 00:44:12,474 --> 00:44:13,671 You've got no eyes. 499 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,590 The gods have blessed me with a spare 500 00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:19,117 No, they haven't. You just have the two. 501 00:44:20,133 --> 00:44:21,358 Jeremy has the spare. 502 00:44:26,942 --> 00:44:28,479 But I can still fight. 503 00:44:29,993 --> 00:44:33,789 Ho, Idilio... Idilio... Idilio! 504 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,884 - What? - Idilio, Idillio... Idilio! Walk with me. 505 00:44:39,562 --> 00:44:42,064 No, no, no! 506 00:44:44,597 --> 00:44:47,092 Your fate is the most important! 507 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:52,306 You must go back to Sparta, 508 00:44:52,226 --> 00:44:53,646 and tell of our tale! 509 00:44:54,314 --> 00:44:55,460 Yes, my King, 510 00:44:56,597 --> 00:44:58,616 Any message for the Queen? 511 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:12,654 None that need to be said. 512 00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:17,322 Now go Idillio. Tell how 13 Spartans... 513 00:45:17,377 --> 00:45:18,486 Fought for honour... 514 00:45:18,736 --> 00:45:20,026 For glory... 515 00:45:20,229 --> 00:45:24,402 For freedom. Good luck, Idilio. 516 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,850 Spartans! 517 00:45:50,964 --> 00:45:52,371 This is your final chance. 518 00:45:52,866 --> 00:45:55,451 Bow down to me... or you will die. 519 00:45:55,793 --> 00:45:58,382 I bow for no man! 520 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:06,020 - Take a knee! - No! 521 00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:08,725 - Curtsy! - Enough! 522 00:46:11,931 --> 00:46:15,213 - Well, your sandle is untied. - Oh, thanks very much! 523 00:46:15,908 --> 00:46:18,503 - You see, was that that difficult? - Wait, no! 524 00:46:18,472 --> 00:46:21,082 - Atatatata! No, no! - No, I wasn't bowing! I wasn't bowing! 525 00:46:21,130 --> 00:46:23,333 - I was just doing my shoe! - No, no! 526 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:26,122 You acknowledge me as your God-king. High-five! 527 00:46:29,798 --> 00:46:30,999 What? 528 00:46:33,143 --> 00:46:34,730 What, what, what the hell is so funny? 529 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,380 - You! - Me? 530 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,277 You greet like women. 531 00:46:38,617 --> 00:46:41,624 You idiots are wearing banana panties and you're laughing at me? 532 00:46:41,869 --> 00:46:44,411 Now you're pissing me off! I'm getting everybody! 533 00:46:45,537 --> 00:46:46,698 Hello, where you at? 534 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,006 I know where I'm at. 535 00:46:48,435 --> 00:46:49,765 Bring in my vast army. 536 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,691 You, 13 butts... 537 00:46:51,904 --> 00:46:54,088 ...are no match for my massive Persian army. 538 00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:55,682 They number in their millions! 539 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,557 That's just a blue screen! 540 00:47:03,503 --> 00:47:05,835 Stupid! It's a visual effect! 541 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:07,876 It's going to be digitally inserted later. 542 00:47:07,983 --> 00:47:10,722 And the army is quite impressive as you can imagine. 543 00:47:17,018 --> 00:47:19,903 Gentlemen, I present, Queen Margo. 544 00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:47,018 Shake it, baby! 545 00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,146 Okay boys, Make it rain! 546 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:10,658 Good counsilmen... 547 00:48:11,275 --> 00:48:13,070 I implore you. 548 00:48:14,018 --> 00:48:17,491 Your king... my dear husband, needs your help. 549 00:48:17,582 --> 00:48:21,881 Sparta will fall if you don't agree to send the rest of the army. 550 00:48:34,756 --> 00:48:37,862 Gentlemen, our only hope for survival is to surrender to Xerxes 551 00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:39,760 and beg for his forgiveness. 552 00:48:40,192 --> 00:48:41,988 Do not be swayed by the words of this... 553 00:48:42,744 --> 00:48:44,027 ...woman slut! 554 00:48:46,169 --> 00:48:50,003 - Oh, no you didn't! - Yes, yes I did! 555 00:48:55,246 --> 00:48:57,885 Queen Margo unleashed a venomous rage. 556 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:03,659 Much like Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3. 557 00:49:14,303 --> 00:49:15,611 I'm evil! 558 00:49:20,731 --> 00:49:22,653 Made of sand. Oh! 559 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:32,387 Oh, no! 560 00:49:41,423 --> 00:49:43,103 Cute! 561 00:49:44,308 --> 00:49:45,412 Gross! 562 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:57,468 What? 563 00:49:58,381 --> 00:50:01,887 Oh, oh, God, oh! 564 00:50:05,442 --> 00:50:07,730 How you like me now, Sandman? 565 00:50:07,226 --> 00:50:09,147 Oh, no! 566 00:50:10,739 --> 00:50:13,078 That dusting bitch, no! 567 00:50:18,321 --> 00:50:20,242 Aaaah! 568 00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:38,813 Chickel my nipples with a feather, Xerxes is in Traitor's Top 5. 569 00:50:40,891 --> 00:50:43,087 Treathero was a traitor? 570 00:50:44,148 --> 00:50:45,204 Duh! 571 00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:47,377 All in favor of sending more troops... 572 00:50:48,606 --> 00:50:51,780 - Say, 'I' - I, I, I, I! 573 00:51:16,051 --> 00:51:18,078 Spartans! Huh! 574 00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:21,667 We have you surrounded, 575 00:51:21,986 --> 00:51:23,519 Lay down your weapons! 576 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:27,205 - Come and get them! - For-mation! 577 00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:37,665 - Umm... - The Spartan always protects another man's rear! 578 00:51:42,928 --> 00:51:44,186 Adjust your sword, boy! 579 00:51:44,823 --> 00:51:46,365 It's sticking into my back. 580 00:51:48,664 --> 00:51:50,243 No, I'm not wearing my sword. 581 00:51:52,964 --> 00:51:54,119 Carry on, then. 582 00:51:54,641 --> 00:51:55,693 My son? 583 00:51:57,373 --> 00:52:00,350 Today, you are truly a Spartan. 584 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:01,579 Thank you father. 585 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:05,035 Attack! 586 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:09,396 Steady, Spartans. 587 00:52:19,793 --> 00:52:21,658 Remember this day, boys... 588 00:52:22,274 --> 00:52:24,920 ...for today is the day you die! 589 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,564 What? 590 00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:31,588 I, I mean they will die. Today is the day that they die. 591 00:52:31,585 --> 00:52:33,025 That was what I meant to say. 592 00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:37,079 Go on! 593 00:52:50,831 --> 00:52:53,203 Oh, what a bunch of dumb-shits. 594 00:52:55,970 --> 00:52:57,087 God, that was smart! 595 00:52:57,112 --> 00:53:00,281 I'm gonna go Hercules up your ass! 596 00:54:25,173 --> 00:54:26,715 Ghost Rider! 597 00:54:30,148 --> 00:54:32,049 You go to hell. 598 00:54:34,025 --> 00:54:36,474 Die! 599 00:54:42,704 --> 00:54:45,297 Stop the war! Stop the war! 600 00:54:58,235 --> 00:55:00,156 Ohh! 601 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:14,431 - No! - Yo, Sonio? 602 00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:18,696 - I'll knock your blocko! - Oh, shit! 603 00:55:20,293 --> 00:55:22,214 Sonio! 604 00:55:34,888 --> 00:55:37,108 You'll pay for this, Balboa. 605 00:55:37,236 --> 00:55:38,295 Go for it! 606 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,176 Adult diapers? 607 00:56:12,742 --> 00:56:16,079 Botox over-dose. 608 00:56:23,789 --> 00:56:25,990 Yes! 609 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,505 Yea! Ha-ha! 610 00:56:29,517 --> 00:56:30,670 Yaa! 611 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,091 Yes! 612 00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:44,477 Xerxes! 613 00:56:54,817 --> 00:56:57,627 It's a beautiful day. 614 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:02,476 It's actually not that attractive. 615 00:57:33,085 --> 00:57:34,861 # Come on, Barbie. Let's go Barbie! # 616 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,306 Ooh! 617 00:58:02,421 --> 00:58:03,377 Shit! 618 00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:13,273 It's enough of this victoreous video game violence! 619 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:44,745 Ah, a Transformer cube. 620 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,007 Okay baby, Let's transform! 621 00:59:28,923 --> 00:59:35,259 I am Xerxestron, equipped with the Trans-alien technology! 622 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,255 Leave Buddy alone! 623 00:59:41,861 --> 00:59:44,850 - He is a God-king ... - Please! 624 00:59:52,602 --> 00:59:54,523 Leave him alone! 625 01:00:07,090 --> 01:00:09,211 Leonidas was true to his word... 626 01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,363 A God-king did fall! 627 01:00:11,789 --> 01:00:13,574 But unfortunately, right on them! 628 01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:36,024 I just... 629 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:39,715 Ohh! 630 01:00:41,704 --> 01:00:43,048 Ooh! 631 01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:46,270 - Queen Margo? - Yeah! 632 01:01:09,322 --> 01:01:11,251 Leonidas and the Spartans, 633 01:01:11,564 --> 01:01:12,946 died for honour. 634 01:01:13,885 --> 01:01:15,338 For glory. 635 01:01:16,777 --> 01:01:17,964 They died. 636 01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:19,728 A beautiful death. 637 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:28,492 Today, we stand against 30 thousand Persians. 638 01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:34,582 But we now have, a hundred thousand soldiers! 639 01:01:34,931 --> 01:01:36,852 Awoo! Awoo! Awoo! 640 01:01:37,798 --> 01:01:38,816 To victory! 641 01:01:48,339 --> 01:01:50,941 Ah! Follow me boys! 642 01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:58,780 Idillio blindly led the Spartans away from the Persians... 643 01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:02,010 ...to Mallibu... 644 01:02:02,623 --> 01:02:06,733 ...just as Lindsay Lowhand was leaving rehab... again! 645 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,892 # At first, I was afraid # 646 01:02:22,003 --> 01:02:23,454 # I was petrified # 647 01:02:23,966 --> 01:02:27,062 # Kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side # 648 01:02:27,647 --> 01:02:31,288 # But then I spend so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong # 649 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,141 # And I grew strong # 650 01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:34,880 # And I learned how to get along # 651 01:02:35,317 --> 01:02:36,763 # And so you're back # 652 01:02:36,950 --> 01:02:38,329 # From outer-space # 653 01:02:38,996 --> 01:02:42,781 # I just want them to find you here with that sad look upon your face # 654 01:02:42,964 --> 01:02:47,026 # I should have just change my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key # 655 01:02:47,005 --> 01:02:50,858 # If I didn't know for just one second, you would be back to bother me # 656 01:02:50,996 --> 01:02:58,604 # Go on now, go! Walk out of the door! Just turn around now! Coz you're not welcome anymore! # 657 01:02:59,097 --> 01:03:06,824 # Weren't you the one who traggered hurtly by? Do you think I'd grumble? Do you think I'd lay down and die? # 658 01:03:06,764 --> 01:03:10,198 # Oh no, not I. I will survive! # 659 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:14,667 # Oh, as long as I know how to love, I'll know I'll stay alive! # 660 01:03:15,089 --> 01:03:22,233 # I've got all my life to live! I've got all my love to give! And I'll survive. I'll survive. # 661 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:40,334 Wassup, dawg? # Took out all the strength I had # 662 01:03:40,573 --> 01:03:42,469 # And let the ball apart, dawg? # 663 01:03:42,339 --> 01:03:46,124 # Tellin' how you remember the pieces of my broken heart # 664 01:03:46,147 --> 01:03:50,192 # And I spent oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself # 665 01:03:50,633 --> 01:03:54,565 - # And I used to cry. # - # But now I hold my hand up high! # 666 01:03:54,376 --> 01:03:57,787 # And you see me. Somebody nude. # 667 01:03:58,193 --> 01:04:01,745 # I'm not that change-up little person stealing love with you # 668 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,359 It's Britney, bitch! 669 01:04:07,831 --> 01:04:11,942 # Oh you fell like dropping in and just expecting me to be free # 670 01:04:11,626 --> 01:04:15,478 # Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me # 671 01:04:16,664 --> 01:04:19,843 Ooh, come on! Ahh, hah, hah! 672 01:04:20,433 --> 01:04:23,453 Britney's in the house. Where my babies at? Ahh, like this. 673 01:04:23,635 --> 01:04:27,057 # Oh I won't. Walk out the door. # 674 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:31,531 # Just turn around now. Cause you're not welcome anymore! # 675 01:04:32,199 --> 01:04:36,745 # Weren't you the one who tried to wave me goodbye. Do you think I'd grumble? # 676 01:04:37,084 --> 01:04:42,285 # Do you think I would lay down and die? Oh no, not I! I will survive! # 677 01:04:43,298 --> 01:04:47,373 # Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive # 678 01:04:47,401 --> 01:04:52,351 # I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give. And I'll survive! # 679 01:04:53,502 --> 01:04:56,924 # And I'll survive. Hey-hey! #