1 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:12,906 Wow, you're Danny Collins. 2 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:13,990 Yeah. 3 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,617 Jesus H! 4 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,535 You mind if we listen while we talk? 5 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:18,953 Sure. 6 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,196 - Is this cool? - Sure. 7 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,413 Smoke? 8 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,997 No. No, thanks. 9 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:09,629 Well, the album's going to be massive, kid. Who got you there? 10 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,215 I'm sorry? 11 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,718 Your influences, who do you dig? 12 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,219 Who makes you hard? 13 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,471 Oh. 14 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,684 Well, um, I guess, I... If I had to think... 15 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,019 Hold on. 16 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,816 June 30th, 1971. 17 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:35,030 Guy DeLoach with the apparently pre-pubescent Danny Collins. 18 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,656 For Chime Mag. 19 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,079 More than anything, it's your writing. 20 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,923 You write like fucking Lennon, man. 21 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,221 That's, um... Thank you. 22 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:06,019 I guess he's probably the one who, um, you know, makes me the hardest. 23 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,400 Jesus H! 24 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,030 Well, you're going to be huge, kid. 25 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,784 Richer than rich. Famous as shit. 26 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,827 More women than you know what to do with. 27 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,622 I'm telling you this, and I've got to ask, 28 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:32,087 why are you sitting there staring at me looking like that information 29 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,798 scares the livin' shit outta you? 30 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,097 Because it does. 31 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,605 Jesus H! 32 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:56,653 Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny. 33 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,716 Break a leg, Danny. 34 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,051 Just tell me whose. 35 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:48,014 Hello, L.A.! It's good to be back! 36 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,684 Danny! 37 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,984 Hey, baby doll What's goin' on? 38 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:08,660 Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song! 39 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,495 For you! 40 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,792 You were strong when I was weak 41 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,671 With a kiss upon my cheek 42 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:25,844 We could fly so far away from here 43 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,138 My baby! 44 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,681 Baby! 45 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,517 Hey, baby doll! 46 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,352 What's goin' on? 47 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:44,696 Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song for you! 48 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,741 Hey, baby doll! 49 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,660 What's going on... 50 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,833 Excuse me, Mr. Collins? 51 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,085 Do you think I could bother you for a quick picture? 52 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,797 Just real quick. Real quick, my mom will die. 53 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,090 I hope not. 54 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,592 Ah. 55 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,136 - Ah, awesome. - Beauty... 56 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,347 - I will tweet this to you. - Awesome. 57 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,503 It was a good show tonight, kid. 58 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,562 Awesome. 59 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,941 Hey, Sylvia Plath, you okay? 60 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,944 If what I just did qualified as singing, I'd be great. 61 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,783 - Mmm. - You know... 62 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,576 Little birthday blues, I guess. 63 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:32,952 Uh-huh. 64 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,163 All right, everyone. 65 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,123 My guy needs a little rest here. 66 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,416 Bye, Danny. 67 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,129 Sally, thank you for coming, honey. 68 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,882 Tell your dad I said hello, Kate. 69 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,513 See those Golden Girls in the front row? 70 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,555 Mmm. 71 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,350 Eating the licorice the entire show. 72 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,394 Can't choose your fans, Danny. 73 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,436 Three of them. 74 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,564 Each one older than the next. 75 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,275 Made one pack of licorice last the whole show. 76 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,986 Just sat there gummin' it for two hours. 77 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,658 New billboard went up on Sunset. 78 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,536 You should check it out on your way home, yeah? 79 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,414 All right, enough of this crap. 80 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,709 So, your birthday's tomorrow. Is that your big problem? 81 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:25,255 Pregnant women in Africa, feeding half their village from their titties. 82 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,590 Those ladies got problems. Not you. 83 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,426 - You're so right. - Yeah. 84 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,344 Of course I'm right, I'm always right. 85 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,432 So you go home now to your stunning, half-your-age fiancée 86 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,561 who insists on throwing you this massive surprise party tomorrow, 87 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,938 which I didn't just tell you about, 88 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:46,943 and then go tell the sore-titted African ladies your problems. 89 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,611 Okay? 90 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,197 Okay. 91 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,534 See you at my surprise party, buddy. 92 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,955 - Hey. - Yeah? 93 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,042 It was a good show tonight, kid. 94 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,126 Really. 95 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,380 Okay. 96 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,784 We'll have to get that fixed for you, Mr. Collins. How was the show? 97 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,812 I'm home! 98 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,513 Babe? 99 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,766 I'm in the shower. 100 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,476 Listen, I'll be out in a minute. 101 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,061 I'm just finishing shaving. 102 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,564 What'd you do tonight? 103 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,316 Just busywork around here. 104 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,819 You're always doing busywork. 105 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,781 We have a big house. Running it keeps a girl busy, right? 106 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,825 Oh, uh, hon? 107 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,160 Yeah, just a second. 108 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,123 You know... Uh, Jesus, Sophie. 109 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,416 What? 110 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,878 Okay. The kid out front? 111 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,088 Could you maybe say something to him? 112 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:16,593 Because I don't need a half-hour of chit-chat every time I pull into my house. 113 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,723 He's your fan, he's just trying to impress you. 114 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,139 Well, he's failing. 115 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,267 I'm gonna go rest before my surprise party. 116 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,604 God damn it, fucking Frank! 117 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,106 Surprise! 118 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,942 Oh, no! No way! 119 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,652 You did this. 120 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,030 Aw. 121 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,992 You guys should know better, you know, you don't surprise a guy my age. 122 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,276 You'll give me a heart attack. 123 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,456 She looks like a young Jackie O. 124 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,960 I look absurd with her. 125 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,211 Yes, you do. 126 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,592 We have to make her sign a prenup, don't we? 127 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,844 Yes, we do. 128 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:50,770 I'm way too old to be putting this much shit up my nose. 129 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,188 Yes, you are. 130 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,732 Jesus, Frank, 131 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,901 don't give me all the good stuff at once, will ya. 132 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,863 You're really earning that 10% tonight, pal. 133 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,489 What do you want me to say? 134 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,866 Oh, no, Danny, 135 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,953 you look perfectly normal standing next to a coked-up teenager 136 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:11,416 who can't keep her nipples covered for more than five minutes. 137 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,252 Prenup? Who needs a prenup? 138 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,588 I mean, sure, you've gone through three wives already, 139 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,091 but this one seems like the real deal. 140 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,509 Oh, look, 141 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,887 I can see her vagina again. 142 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,598 That's cute. 143 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,017 Thank you, I try. 144 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,270 So, 145 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,690 I know how fanatical you are about Lennon. 146 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,443 So I started futzing around on the Internet, 147 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,906 and I, uh, get in touch with this one guy. He's a collector. 148 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,578 I tell him that I'm looking to get you something special. 149 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,538 Holy shit. 150 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,126 I've been holding onto this for three months. 151 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,171 No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on, wait. 152 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,174 You remember doing an interview when you were a kid? 153 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,719 Something called, uh, Chime Magazine. 154 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,762 Fella named DeLoach? 155 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,433 Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. 156 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,851 Well, I don't know what you said to the guy, 157 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,937 I mean, you must've mentioned Lennon or something. 158 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,481 But that doesn't matter, the point is 159 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,441 Lennon read it. 160 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,443 The interview. 161 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:21,945 And... 162 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,030 He wrote you a letter. 163 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,409 What the hell are you talking about? 164 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:32,247 John Lennon wrote you a letter, pal, 165 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,249 in 1971. 166 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,711 He sent it to you care of this DeLoach guy. 167 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,129 Now DeLoach smells money, 168 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,507 so he holds onto it, never tells you. 169 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,718 Then DeLoach dies. 170 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,470 But he's not the point, the point is 171 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,265 he sold that letter 172 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,183 to a collector. 173 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,144 Can you believe this shit? 174 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,187 I'm not following this, Frank. 175 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,816 Open the box. Open the box. 176 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,701 John Lennon wrote you a handwritten letter in 1971. 177 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,370 Can you fucking believe it? 178 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,455 Read it! 179 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,880 "Dear Danny Collins. 180 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,342 "Yoko and I read your interview. 181 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,846 "Being rich and famous doesn't change the way you think. 182 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,016 "It doesn't corrupt your art. 183 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,352 "Only you can do that. 184 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,898 "So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins? 185 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,151 "Stay true..." 186 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,029 "...to your music. 187 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,947 "Stay true to yourself. 188 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:52,035 "My phone number is below. 189 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,829 "Call me, we can discuss this. 190 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,541 "We can help. 191 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,713 "Love, John." 192 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,759 It's crazy, right? 193 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,805 I've been holding onto this for months now. 194 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,065 I'm home! 195 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,493 Whatcha doin'? 196 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,620 - Packing. - Oh. 197 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,413 Where are we going? 198 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,582 We're not going anywhere. 199 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,876 But I'm going away. 200 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,170 Where you going? 201 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,631 Where? 202 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,007 Where is he? 203 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,801 Who? 204 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,387 Whoever you were just in bed with. That's who. 205 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,722 Danny, I don't know what you're talking about. 206 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,516 Come on, Sophie. 207 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,352 I didn't pull in the way I usually do, 208 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,772 so the kid outside couldn't call you and stall me. 209 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,858 Okay, listen. I'm not mad, I promise you. I am not mad. 210 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,654 I just want to know who the fuck is in my house. That's all. 211 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:36,950 Hey! Wherever you are, it's okay, I promise, I'm not mad. 212 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,662 I just wanna see your face. 213 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,038 Jesus, just come out. 214 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,207 It's okay. 215 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,467 Busywork. 216 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760 Judd. 217 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:56,845 No, "Busywork." 218 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,723 I'm going to call you Busywork because she's always doing busywork. 219 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,599 Now, I understand. 220 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,228 Okay, kids, you and Busywork here, 221 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,897 I want you to stay here for a while, if you wish. 222 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,608 It's fine by me. You're young, have fun. 223 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,611 I'm looking for my address book. 224 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,655 'Cause I need an address in my address book, 225 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,574 - and I found it. 226 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,743 Sophie. 227 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,208 I was going to make you sign a prenup anyway. 228 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,462 You know, so you're not missing out on the big bucks. 229 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,714 If that makes you feel better. Hmm? 230 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,467 I guess it does a little. 231 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,763 Okay, you guys, I'm off. 232 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,765 And, Busywork? 233 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,934 Um... 234 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,103 Take care of her. Okay? 235 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,858 My parents had their first dance to one of your songs. 236 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,942 - Sir. - Yeah. 237 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,197 Well, that's fucked up in all kinds of ways now, isn't it? 238 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,159 Hey, man. Uh, listen. 239 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,119 I need a plane. 240 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,455 Jersey. 241 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,708 Yeah, New Jersey. 242 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:13,630 Yeah. A car, uh, you know what I like. 243 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,049 Mmm. Make it red. 244 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,968 Yeah. I'm changing shit up. 245 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,978 What are you doing? 246 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,480 It's just dead. 247 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,650 There's a dental convention here this week. 248 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,819 Like four people have been here. 249 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,654 Oh, shit! 250 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,081 Oh, shit! 251 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,250 Oh, nice! 252 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,670 Welcome to the Hilton, Danny Collins. 253 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,631 I mean, Mr. Collins. I mean, uh... 254 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,633 Welcome to the Hilton, sir. 255 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,552 It's good to be here at the Hilton. 256 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,096 You can call me Danny. And what should I call you? 257 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,056 Uh, Nicky Ernst. 258 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,559 Nicky Ernst. Absolute pleasure to meet you. 259 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,352 You got a great face, Nicky. 260 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,021 May I give you 100 bucks? 261 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:15,275 Try not to drool on the car, Nicky. 262 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,359 Okay. 263 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,613 Welcome to the Hilton, do you have a reservation? 264 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,781 No. 265 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,366 But I hope that's not a deal breaker 266 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,494 because I am rapidly falling in love with this here Hilton. 267 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,038 Holy shit! 268 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,748 Holy shit! 269 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,625 I get that a lot. What's your name? 270 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,171 - Um, uh, Jamie. - Jamie. I'm Danny. 271 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,048 Yeah, I know who you are. 272 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,291 How about that guy out front? 273 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,843 Nicky Ernst. He's a great guy, great face. 274 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:45,013 Why don't you let him take you out for a ride in my car? 275 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,473 - You'll fall in love. - Oh. 276 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:47,891 Okay. Okay. 277 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,517 Look at that face. 278 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,895 Why does everybody in here have such great faces? 279 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,064 And so young. Why are you all so young? 280 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:58,276 We're just college kids. Just graduated. I'm off for the summer. 281 00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,569 That explains it. 282 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,071 Uh... 283 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,239 How long will you be staying with us, Mr. Collins? 284 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,742 I don't know. My GPS tells me 285 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,620 that this is not far from a Hillsdale, New Jersey. 286 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,164 Now, is my GPS lying or giving me the straight shit? 287 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,958 Straight shit. You're five minutes away. 288 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:17,212 - Okay, I will stay here. Indefinitely. - Um... 289 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,838 Hang on. Mary! 290 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,966 Man, if another wonderful face comes out of there, 291 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,302 I don't think I can handle it. 292 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:25,929 Oh. 293 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,431 That's it. I definitely can't handle it. 294 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,601 - Look who it is. - I see. 295 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,727 Hi. 296 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,270 He wants to stay indefinitely 297 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,438 and we can give him the honeymoon suite. 298 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,523 He doesn't want the honeymoon suite. 299 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:37,816 It's not my honeymoon. 300 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,192 And I'm not very sweet. 301 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,444 Any room will suit me fine. 302 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,572 And what college do you go to, young lady? 303 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,783 Ha! 304 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:54,457 So, you're staying indefinitely? Here? 305 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,543 I'm a huge fan of this Hilton. 306 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,378 Are you married, Mary? 307 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,338 Oh, I'm sorry? 308 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,090 Are you currently betrothed? 309 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:03,633 - No. - Good. 310 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884 Dinner? 311 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,636 You're asking me to dinner? 312 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,931 Yes. I think so. Jamie? I asked her to dinner, didn't I? 313 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,308 - Yup, yeah, you did. - Proof. 314 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,643 I'm sorry, are you on drugs? 315 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,311 Currently or in general? 316 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,521 Currently? 317 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,356 No. Dinner? 318 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,191 No. I'm going to have to decline. 319 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,317 You're not a fan? 320 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,112 - Currently or in general? - In general. 321 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,989 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. 322 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,657 But we have good patter. 323 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,827 Don't we? Don't we, Jamie? 324 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,269 You following any of this, are you? 325 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,831 - No. - Look, I'll check you in, okay? 326 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,667 While you're checking me in, I'll check you out. 327 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,296 Oh, my God. 328 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,444 Ooh, ooh! 329 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:11,326 You know, I never actually saw this being done. 330 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:13,036 Oh, oh, oh. 331 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,872 Watch the door. Okay. 332 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,907 - Danny? - Hey. 333 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:52,784 Frank. 334 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,577 Oh, man. 335 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,329 Come to papa. 336 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,248 Good to see you, buddy. 337 00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,541 Oh, what a trip. 338 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,418 I got on the first flight out. 339 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,628 Thanks, Frank. You been here before? 340 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:07,048 The bar at the Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey Hilton? 341 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,133 No. 342 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,722 - Oh, man. - I, uh... 343 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,268 Spoke to Sophie. She said... 344 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,603 I did. I did. 345 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:21,855 Josh. 346 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,733 You wanna give us ice water 347 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,736 for my handsome young friend here? 348 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,243 Frank, I decided, 349 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,288 uh, to make some changes in my life. 350 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,418 Some of the changes may come as a bit of a shock. 351 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,379 Some may actually affect you, financially. 352 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,924 I'm here as your friend, Danny. Not as your manager. 353 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,303 I want to cancel the rest of the tour. 354 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,305 I'm sorry? 355 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,140 I'm not sorry. 356 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,017 I'm done, Frank. 357 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:00,810 Done. 358 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,979 So, help me, God, 359 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:06,775 I will never be forced to sing those songs again. 360 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,693 Danny, you're spiraling. 361 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,820 Are you on something? What are you taking? 362 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,782 I'm done with all of that shit too. 363 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,075 No more, no more drinking, 364 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,159 no more drugging. 365 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:18,953 You're drinking right now, Danny. 366 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,664 True. 367 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:24,000 Let's forget about what I said about drinking. 368 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,503 I mean, I'm not running for Pope. 369 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,171 And this is because of Sophie? 370 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,966 Frank, please. 371 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:34,511 Give me a little credit, will ya? Sophie? 372 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:40,684 Okay. What would have happened 373 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:43,353 if I got that letter when I was supposed to? 374 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,689 I would have called him. 375 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,358 For sure as shit, I would have called him. 376 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:53,029 Maybe my whole life would have turned out different. 377 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,572 Don't... Don't... 378 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:57,575 You're too hard on yourself, kid. You always have been. Now, come on. 379 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,119 Frank. 380 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,790 I haven't written a song in 30 years. Thirty years. 381 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,626 I'm a fucking joke. 382 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,380 I'm an MC. 383 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:14,884 A fuckin' court jester with a microphone. 384 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,180 I was the real thing once. 385 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:22,809 Right. I was the real thing. 386 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,145 One album, my songs didn't sell, 387 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:29,107 they handed me their songs to sing. And I sung. 388 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:31,484 - Mmm. - I gave up. 389 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:35,071 Danny, you're having a breakdown. 390 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:39,242 I hate to tell you, buddy. I've been breaking down for 40 years. 391 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:41,578 I'm broken. Ain't nothin' left to break. 392 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:46,916 I've been abusing my body for the better part of four decades. 393 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:51,963 If I'm going to find any kind of redemption, 394 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,801 I can't waste any more time. 395 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,222 But why the fuck New Jersey? 396 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:05,101 One shock at a time, Frank. 397 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:10,774 Hey, Jamie. 398 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:14,819 You talk to that kid Nicky Ernst about that ride yet? 399 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,112 Not yet, Mr. Collins. 400 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,906 You got to do it. 401 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,908 Uh, meet me at 7:00 for dinner. 402 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,284 Still going to have to pass. 403 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,744 Mary, you keep passing, 404 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,622 I'll keep making passes and we'll see who quits first. 405 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,749 Have a nice day, Mr. Collins. 406 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:31,836 Big day. Big day for me. I'm meeting someone for the first time. 407 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:33,797 How do I look? 408 00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,758 Honestly? 409 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:38,677 If this relationship is going to go the distance, Mary, 410 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,562 I think we should be honest with one another. 411 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:43,223 Okay. Well, 412 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,016 you look slightly ridiculous. 413 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,895 Nah. I look sharp. 414 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,940 - See you at 7:00. - No, you won't. 415 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,109 Hey, Jamie, don't forget about Nicky. 416 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,444 He's a wonderful boy. 417 00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,864 Don't say anything to anyone. 418 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,158 Nicky Ernst! 419 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,243 It's ready for you, sir. 420 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:05,620 Oh, man, I don't know what you did to that girl inside, 421 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:09,874 but, wow, all she does is talk about you. Maybe you should ask her out. 422 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,710 - Jamie? - That's the one. 423 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:15,880 Don't go after Mary. Mary's mine. 424 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:48,538 I like your lawn. 425 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,208 Thank you. 426 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,681 Hello! 427 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:10,560 Hello. 428 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,979 Hope, you're not to open the door to strangers. 429 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:16,983 He's not a stranger, we saw him on TV. 430 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:19,069 - Told you. - Whoa! 431 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,738 I told you. 432 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:25,033 You didn't listen, but I tried to tell you. 433 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:28,411 I was unsure of, um, what was appropriate. 434 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:29,662 He's at work. 435 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:32,499 I brought bagels. 436 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:37,754 One, two, three... 437 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:43,343 The itsy-bitsy spider came up the water spout 438 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,594 Yeah. 439 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:50,725 Down came the rain and it washed the spider out 440 00:30:51,434 --> 00:30:56,940 Out came the sun and dried up all the rain 441 00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:02,404 And the itsy-bitsy spider 442 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:06,783 Climbed up the spout again 443 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:10,620 That's beautiful. You have a natural singing voice. 444 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,581 Oh, my God. 445 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:15,083 Just comes out naturally. 446 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,960 How did you find us? 447 00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:19,045 Oh, well, you know, 448 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,798 I had tracked him down years ago, you know, 449 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:25,301 just never got the nerve up to, uh, come see him. 450 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,179 I want a bagel. 451 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:29,848 Can I have a bagel, Mom? 452 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,726 Yeah. Okay. Let me just... 453 00:31:32,809 --> 00:31:35,645 Wow. On so many levels. Wow. 454 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,772 How far along are you? 455 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,733 With... Oh, um... 456 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,651 - Six months, more or less. - Oh. 457 00:31:42,444 --> 00:31:44,738 Uh, boy or girl? You know? 458 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,406 It's a boy. 459 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,617 Oh. Boy. Wow. 460 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,453 On so many levels. 461 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,167 I have to call him. I mean, I have to call him. 462 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,960 Oh, yeah, sure. 463 00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:01,004 Sure. Sure. Sure. 464 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,423 I just finished the first grade. 465 00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:07,010 And my teacher is named Mrs. Williams. 466 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:11,056 Her aunt died last week, so we had a substitute. 467 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:14,184 He had a mustache. 468 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,518 She had a mustache? 469 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,896 - He. - Oh, it was a he. Oh, okay. 470 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,856 Why are you on TV? 471 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,900 Because I'm a singer. 472 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,569 Are you a good singer? 473 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,947 Well, I don't know, you know, not really. 474 00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,282 - I didn't think so. - Hope. 475 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,367 You didn't think so? 476 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:35,205 And why didn't you think so? 477 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:40,543 Because when you were on the TV, my daddy said, "Shut it off, Samantha!" 478 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,879 And Mommy turned it off really fast. 479 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,966 And Mommy said, "Tom..." And Daddy said, "N-O." 480 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,427 And that was that. 481 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:50,762 Wow. 482 00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:53,223 But I thought you were great. Really. 483 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,891 You thought I was good? 484 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:58,061 Danny Collins showed up at our house. 485 00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,145 Mmm-hmm. 486 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,690 He's having bagels in the kitchen with Hope. 487 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,213 Why don't we take a break from that? 488 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,859 Okay. Let's just color. 489 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,654 Look at this. Startin' to get it. 490 00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:08,988 What was I supposed to do? 491 00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:10,949 Why don't you do it really slow? 492 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,660 I do, yes, I do. Okay. 493 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,538 - Bye, honey. - Slowly makes it more... 494 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:17,914 Didn't I already color that? 495 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,375 You did. You told me that. 496 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,501 Well, he's coming home. 497 00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:22,961 Yay! 498 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,462 Daddy's coming home. 499 00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:27,716 That should be, uh, interesting. 500 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:30,051 This is going to be interesting. 501 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:34,055 - Mommy, look! It's Yo Gabba Gabba! -I see it. 502 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:37,934 The orange alien guy has one eye just in the middle. 503 00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:40,478 Look, it's on TV! 504 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,897 - Whoo-hoo! - Hey, Hope. Settle. Calm. 505 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,609 Thank you. Okay. 506 00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:51,364 Uh, she seems a little, uh, energetic. 507 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,409 Or severely hyperactive. 508 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:56,786 You know ADHD, it's the thing. 509 00:33:57,662 --> 00:34:00,540 Learning issues, behavioral stuff, all of it. 510 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:04,044 We do the best we can, but it's a battle. 511 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,339 Why are you here? 512 00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:10,091 Well, you know, 513 00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,594 I'm just, uh... 514 00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,097 Making some changes in my life. 515 00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,119 It's a little late for that, isn't it? 516 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:24,647 Maybe. I don't know. I hope not. 517 00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:30,445 Tom's the best man I've ever met. 518 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:33,073 He's solid, 519 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,492 kind, funny. 520 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:39,245 We've had one fight in 12 years, we've had one serious fight. 521 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:44,501 A couple years ago I got backstage passes for one of your shows. 522 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:45,669 I thought it was... 523 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:50,340 You know, he should at least meet you, right? After all this time? 524 00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:52,842 He disagreed. 525 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:57,222 He disagreed strongly. 526 00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:00,600 So, this is not going to be pretty? 527 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:02,811 I wouldn't think so, no. 528 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:03,895 Okay. 529 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:09,317 So, you think maybe, uh, you know, 530 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:12,362 you could help grease the wheels a little? 531 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:14,197 Mr. Collins. 532 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:18,326 My parents are dead. His mom is, too. 533 00:35:18,451 --> 00:35:22,664 I mean, I would love for our children to know their one remaining grandparent. 534 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:26,501 I would love for my husband to know his father. 535 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,920 In a few minutes, my husband is going to walk through that door 536 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:33,842 and when he does, I feel pretty confident this will be the last time I ever see you. 537 00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:38,930 And despite your celebrity, and despite what I want for my own family, 538 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:41,266 I will not try to stop that. 539 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:43,059 You did this. 540 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,854 You did this to yourself. 541 00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:48,023 Shame on you. 542 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:51,359 That was good. 543 00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,904 Thanks. I've been practicing 544 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:56,614 - since you gave me the bagels. 545 00:35:56,698 --> 00:35:59,576 It has a certain feel to it. 546 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:01,077 Oh, he married well. 547 00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:04,748 - He did. I'm great. - Yeah. 548 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:06,499 See what you missed out on? 549 00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:09,002 Perfect daughter-in-law. 550 00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:14,632 Well... 551 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:21,431 Daddy! Daddy! 552 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:26,186 Look who it is, it's the man from TV! It's the man from TV that we saw singing! 553 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:28,271 - And Mommy said... - Easy... 554 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,940 And he brought bagels. He brought bagels. 555 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,276 Mommy called you. And you're home early. 556 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:35,445 Hope, your favorite flower is a... 557 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:36,529 Rose. 558 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:39,324 To smell it, you breathe through your... 559 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,535 Keep it in, long as you can go. 560 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:46,122 Then let it out in one big... 561 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:49,167 ...Blow. 562 00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,797 - Hi, honey. - Hey, baby. 563 00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:58,968 Speak to you outside for a second? 564 00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:01,763 Of course. Sure. 565 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,724 Okay. 566 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:06,393 Um... 567 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,645 If I have, 568 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,439 I am truly very sorry, 569 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,692 that I missed out on you. 570 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,987 Thank you for the bagels. 571 00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:19,364 Okay. 572 00:37:19,489 --> 00:37:21,324 Hope, say goodbye to Mr. Collins. 573 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,159 Goodbye, Mr. Collins. 574 00:37:23,201 --> 00:37:25,328 Mr. Collins, say goodbye to Hope. 575 00:37:28,373 --> 00:37:30,917 Goodbye to Hope. 576 00:37:36,006 --> 00:37:37,549 Come here. 577 00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:47,267 You're so tall. 578 00:37:48,518 --> 00:37:50,562 I'm sorry, what exactly do you want? 579 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:55,442 - Well, you know... - Are you sick? 580 00:37:55,525 --> 00:37:57,777 Is that what you're doing here? Are you dying? 581 00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:59,529 No, I'm not sick. 582 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,366 You have every right to be angry. 583 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:06,453 No. No. I'm not angry. Really, I'm not. 584 00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:10,248 I'm a little confused, and strangely, not interested. 585 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,667 So, if you have anything to ask me, just go ahead. 586 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:15,712 'Cause this is the last time we'll see each other. 587 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:19,257 So, what do you do for a living? 588 00:38:19,382 --> 00:38:23,094 I work construction. Local, residential. 589 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:25,722 It's not my dream job, but it's steady, 590 00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:28,558 and, you know, Princeton wasn't exactly in the cards. 591 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,601 What else? 592 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:31,519 Your mom? 593 00:38:31,561 --> 00:38:32,896 She, uh... 594 00:38:32,979 --> 00:38:34,481 She died of cancer 10 years ago. 595 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:38,651 Never married, never spoke about you 596 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:41,404 except to say that it was a wild thing she did when she was 23 597 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:43,446 and got drunk backstage after one of your concerts. 598 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,617 I use her last name. Anything else? 599 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,243 You're clearly angry. 600 00:38:47,285 --> 00:38:48,453 Look, I don't care enough to be angry. 601 00:38:48,578 --> 00:38:51,081 I am wondering what I'm going to tell my little girl about who you are. 602 00:38:51,122 --> 00:38:53,249 And I'm thinking, I have to be back at work in 20 minutes. 603 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,085 Are we done here? 604 00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:56,169 I sent checks. 605 00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:57,671 - I ripped them up, okay? - Okay. 606 00:38:57,754 --> 00:39:00,256 Okay. Nice to meet you. Have a good life. 607 00:39:01,591 --> 00:39:03,093 Are you happy? 608 00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:04,928 Am I happy? 609 00:39:05,637 --> 00:39:06,846 I don't know. 610 00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:10,433 You have a happy life? 611 00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:17,273 I hate my boss. 612 00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:21,277 Fucking Mets break my heart every year. 613 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:26,032 But I have the most amazing wife in the history of wives, 614 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:28,118 and an amazing little girl. 615 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,870 One that I wish I could do more for. That I really wish I could do. 616 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:33,081 But you know what, if it makes you sleep better at night, 617 00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:34,666 yeah, I'm happy. 618 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:38,628 And fuck you, you selfish prick, I am angry. 619 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:27,886 Mr. Collins. 620 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:30,430 - How we doing tonight? - Oh. 621 00:40:31,681 --> 00:40:34,392 Peachy. Thank you for asking. 622 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:38,063 Oh, good. I'm really glad to hear that. 623 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,814 Mr. Collins, 624 00:40:39,856 --> 00:40:41,896 I was wondering if you could help me with something. 625 00:40:42,359 --> 00:40:44,569 - Shoot. - Okay. 626 00:40:44,694 --> 00:40:48,156 When a famous musician starts getting fall-down drunk in a hotel bar 627 00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:50,158 and you're the manager of that hotel, 628 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,536 is there a protocol on how to handle the situation? 629 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:55,330 Because actually, 630 00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:58,541 we have had a shortage of famous fall-down drunk musicians lately, 631 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,710 I'm a bit out of my depth. 632 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:04,881 I see. 633 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,386 Well, you know, I had a bad day. 634 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:11,888 Oh. Okay. 635 00:41:12,013 --> 00:41:13,598 This is just water. 636 00:41:13,723 --> 00:41:15,225 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 637 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:17,394 Yeah, that's just because you drank all the booze 638 00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:18,895 and the ice is melted. 639 00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:22,107 Don't be mean to me. I really had a bad day. 640 00:41:22,232 --> 00:41:23,233 - Yeah? - Yeah. 641 00:41:24,901 --> 00:41:27,821 - Well, I had a bad day too. - Yeah? 642 00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:31,116 Can I buy you a drink? 643 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:33,743 Bay Breeze? 644 00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:36,788 Wine spritzer? Maybe even one of those frozen... 645 00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:42,293 Josh, give me tequila, rocks, something añejo, and a splash of soda. 646 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:44,546 Right away, boss. 647 00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:47,549 You're not the only rock star in this hotel. 648 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,925 Apparently not. 649 00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:53,471 - So, you had a bad day? - Mmm. 650 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:55,265 Why'd you have a bad day? 651 00:41:57,308 --> 00:42:00,812 Okay, I work with a bunch of well-meaning... Thank you. 652 00:42:00,937 --> 00:42:02,731 But remarkably dim twenty-somethings 653 00:42:02,772 --> 00:42:04,983 who are just passing time until they go back to college. 654 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,068 And one of them screwed up the computer system 655 00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:11,614 and it took me half the day to reprogram every reservation manually. 656 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,286 Mmm. Ah. 657 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:19,456 What about you? 658 00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:25,795 I tracked down my grown son, 659 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,797 who I've never met before. 660 00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:34,179 I met him, his wife, my granddaughter. 661 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:39,142 And then he told me, quite emphatically, 662 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,772 to fuck off and to die. 663 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:50,320 Well, it was every reservation, 664 00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:54,991 each one had to be reprogrammed manually. I hope I made that clear. 665 00:42:57,035 --> 00:42:58,828 Can I ask you a question? 666 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:04,376 Not if it's about why I never met my son until today. 667 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,295 Oh, shit. Well, that was my question. 668 00:43:19,849 --> 00:43:21,893 - We lost our patter. - Mmm. 669 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:24,688 It's gone. 670 00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,899 You know, I saw you in concert once, about five years ago. 671 00:43:27,982 --> 00:43:31,403 - You did? - Yeah, my husband... My ex-husband. 672 00:43:31,528 --> 00:43:35,240 He was a big fan. Oh, he loved it. 673 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:38,034 And you? 674 00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:41,037 I appreciated your zeal. 675 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:42,872 Oh, shit. 676 00:43:42,997 --> 00:43:45,709 What? Zeal is not awful. 677 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,960 Zeal's not great. 678 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:51,506 Hear us? "Zeal's not awful. Zeal's not great." 679 00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:52,549 We got our patter back. 680 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:56,386 How about that? We should take this on the road. 681 00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:59,055 You and me. The new Nichols and May. 682 00:44:03,476 --> 00:44:06,229 Well, May and Nichols. I would want top billing. 683 00:44:07,188 --> 00:44:08,398 You're good. 684 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:10,692 I want to drink to you. 685 00:44:12,402 --> 00:44:13,695 Toast. 686 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:15,238 Oh, okay. 687 00:44:15,321 --> 00:44:17,240 You'll have to come a little closer. 688 00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:20,076 - Oh, that was so good. - See how I work it? 689 00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:23,913 What does that drink need? It needs a lemon. 690 00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:24,998 No. 691 00:44:26,082 --> 00:44:27,417 Then he writes, 692 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,086 "What do you think of that, Danny Collins?" 693 00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:32,881 John Lennon? 694 00:44:32,922 --> 00:44:35,522 John Lennon writes, "What do you think about that, Danny Collins?" 695 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,093 Yeah. 696 00:44:37,427 --> 00:44:39,220 Well, you know, John. 697 00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:44,934 I think, maybe, uh, you should have sent the letter to my house. 698 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:48,772 And then maybe I could have avoided living such a bullshit life 699 00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:52,233 for the past 40 years, that's what I think, John. 700 00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:55,028 Well, I might have that last sip. 701 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:58,907 - I'm sorry. I'm a little giddy. - Laughing, no... 702 00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:01,034 No, I just don't... I usually don't drink this much. 703 00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:02,118 You've emptied it. 704 00:45:02,202 --> 00:45:03,402 I wonder if anyone's noticing. 705 00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:05,580 There's one of those people at the... 706 00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:11,294 No, the girl at the desk. She's the one that screwed up the computer. 707 00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:13,213 - This is Danny Collins. - Oh, geez. 708 00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:14,297 He's our guest. 709 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:15,757 Do you have a name, sir? 710 00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:16,966 Uh, Hiroshi. 711 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:20,220 That's nice, Hiroshi. 712 00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:21,304 Hiroshi. 713 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:23,473 This is my daughter. She's 18. 714 00:45:23,556 --> 00:45:24,724 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 715 00:45:24,808 --> 00:45:26,226 - Wow. - Don't say it like that. 716 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:29,562 I'm ready. 717 00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,815 - Okay. - Oh, my God! 718 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,275 It just turns me on. 719 00:45:34,317 --> 00:45:36,152 Rick and I split last year. 720 00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:40,198 Most parents, they try to wait till their kids leave for college. 721 00:45:40,323 --> 00:45:42,492 But we actually did the opposite. 722 00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:46,287 We tried to do it at the time that it would really screw her up the most. 723 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,169 - Well, did it work? - Yes. Yeah, perfect. 724 00:45:53,294 --> 00:45:55,046 She's a complete mess, hates us both. 725 00:45:55,839 --> 00:45:57,465 - Guess what? - What? 726 00:45:57,674 --> 00:45:59,801 She hates him more. 727 00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:02,387 Oh, that's perfect. 728 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:07,809 My second wife actually was one of the stars of Gilligan's Island. 729 00:46:09,352 --> 00:46:10,854 - Ginger? - No. 730 00:46:11,354 --> 00:46:13,189 - Mary Ann? - Yeah. 731 00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:15,859 - Wait, that's insane. - I know. 732 00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:17,861 - You were married to Mary Ann? - Yes. 733 00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:19,029 Oh, my God. 734 00:46:19,362 --> 00:46:20,488 So, what's she like? 735 00:46:20,989 --> 00:46:22,157 I don't remember. 736 00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:26,453 "...doesn't corrupt your art, only you can do that. 737 00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:30,165 "So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins?" 738 00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:33,043 - That is unreal. - Yeah. 739 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,503 You know, you better have something to play me 740 00:46:35,587 --> 00:46:39,591 because if this is just a lame attempt to get me to your room then... 741 00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,721 - I have something to play you. Yes. - Oh. 742 00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:46,264 You're really going to play? 743 00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:48,850 Now, I haven't written anything in a long time. 744 00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:51,770 And piano's not my first language. 745 00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:55,815 Piano's my first love, but it's not my first language. 746 00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:58,109 - You're nervous. - Yes. 747 00:46:58,193 --> 00:46:59,944 - I love that. - So what? 748 00:47:00,236 --> 00:47:01,613 So bear with me. 749 00:47:17,629 --> 00:47:19,422 It's spring 750 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,842 In my mind 751 00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:28,348 But the autumn leaves 752 00:47:29,015 --> 00:47:30,725 They fall... 753 00:47:37,273 --> 00:47:39,609 Oh, keep going. Keep going. 754 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:41,986 That's it. That's as far as I got. 755 00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:46,533 Honestly, this kind of was just a lame attempt to get you up to my room. 756 00:47:46,616 --> 00:47:48,284 Jesus Christ. 757 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:50,870 - No, no, no, don't go now. Stay. - Good night, Danny. 758 00:47:50,995 --> 00:47:53,873 Come on. I'm an old man with 10 Scotches in him. 759 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:55,250 What am I going to do? 760 00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:59,546 Please, I mean the chances of anything risqué happening 761 00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:02,298 - is so fucking remote. 762 00:48:02,757 --> 00:48:03,800 Good night, Danny. 763 00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:05,510 - Good night, Mary. - Good night. 764 00:48:05,802 --> 00:48:08,805 You know, that song, it's beautiful. 765 00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:10,765 It's just a little short. 766 00:48:11,182 --> 00:48:13,476 But other than that, it's beautiful. 767 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,561 Thank you. 768 00:48:14,644 --> 00:48:17,522 And you know, what we were talking about before, 769 00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:19,566 you shouldn't give up. 770 00:48:19,816 --> 00:48:21,192 - I agree. - Yeah. 771 00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:22,485 Dinner tomorrow? 772 00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:23,570 Not that. 773 00:48:24,029 --> 00:48:25,113 Your son. 774 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:27,657 Oh, yeah. I know. 775 00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:30,326 Okay. But don't give up on dinner either. 776 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,328 Oh, dinner, uh, tonight? 777 00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:37,208 She'll have dinner with me. 778 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:39,252 That's right. A six-year-old girl. 779 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:40,712 Well, you know, money's no issue. So... 780 00:48:40,795 --> 00:48:43,965 I'm running my operation out of the business center. 781 00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:46,343 He said he was sending it to me. 782 00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:48,261 Well, I haven't gotten it yet. 783 00:48:48,386 --> 00:48:50,305 Yeah, it's for my granddaughter. 784 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,432 What's he doing? 785 00:48:52,682 --> 00:48:55,685 He's bitch slappin' the business center is what he's... 786 00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:58,355 - Hey. - Hey. 787 00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,731 Hey. 788 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,210 Hey, Ray! 789 00:49:20,752 --> 00:49:22,087 Steve, Mr. Collins. 790 00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,714 You'll always be Ray to me. 791 00:49:24,839 --> 00:49:26,216 - Ha! - Fine. 792 00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:33,723 Oh, fuck me. 793 00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:34,808 Language, dear. 794 00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:37,102 We don't want your music! 795 00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:39,729 You don't want my music? 796 00:49:39,771 --> 00:49:42,482 Tom explained to Hope how you're a musician 797 00:49:42,565 --> 00:49:44,401 and sometimes musicians travel door to door 798 00:49:44,901 --> 00:49:46,236 to sell their music. 799 00:49:46,277 --> 00:49:48,446 - Just like Girl Scouts sell their cookies. - Yeah. 800 00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:49,948 And sometimes you don't want Girl Scout cookies, 801 00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:51,241 so we're not being rude 'cause... 802 00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:52,784 Yeah, we're not rude. 803 00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:54,494 Just don't want any. 804 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:55,745 - I get it. - Okay. 805 00:49:55,787 --> 00:49:59,624 Possibly more complicated an explanation than is required for a seven-year-old. 806 00:49:59,749 --> 00:50:02,168 - Possibly. - You know what, I get it. 807 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:04,587 Mommy, do you see this? 808 00:50:04,629 --> 00:50:06,381 - Hey, Jimmy! - Hope. 809 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:08,258 - Sorry. Hope. - No, no, it's okay. 810 00:50:08,299 --> 00:50:10,539 - No, no. He's got her. He's got her. - Thank you, Jimmy. 811 00:50:11,261 --> 00:50:13,346 So, are you just out running some errands? 812 00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:15,974 Yeah, you know. I was in the neighborhood. So, you know. 813 00:50:16,057 --> 00:50:17,517 Are you fucking kidding me? 814 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,269 Look at this, there's three of us. 815 00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:20,478 You got to be fucking kidding me. 816 00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:23,440 Have you heard of the New Compass School in Manhattan? 817 00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:24,649 What? 818 00:50:24,774 --> 00:50:28,528 It's the most progressive private school in the country. 819 00:50:28,945 --> 00:50:33,783 It's got a multi-modal approach 820 00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:37,787 towards treating children with learning issues, particularly ADHD. 821 00:50:38,621 --> 00:50:40,165 I pulled some strings, 822 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:43,168 and you have an interview in two hours. 823 00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:46,796 - It has a shower! - I know. 824 00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,465 You can go in there, it doesn't work. 825 00:50:48,506 --> 00:50:51,426 Wait a second, do you really think we haven't looked into every school there is? 826 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:53,136 - Not this one. - How do you know that? 827 00:50:53,636 --> 00:50:55,305 Well, you know, you can't afford it. 828 00:50:57,182 --> 00:50:58,975 Steven, would you mind your own fucking business, please! 829 00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:00,060 I'm sorry, excuse me. 830 00:51:00,143 --> 00:51:02,395 You mean that we have an interview, as our family, today, 831 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,356 in two hours at the New Compass School? 832 00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:07,317 People wait two years for such an interview. 833 00:51:07,359 --> 00:51:09,319 Two years. You have it in two hours. 834 00:51:09,986 --> 00:51:12,864 Just give me a day to do something good for you. 835 00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:15,992 And then, you know, I'm gone, forever. 836 00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:19,746 And you still go to heaven because you're so damn tolerant. 837 00:51:19,829 --> 00:51:24,167 And I will still go to hell because, you know, you can't buy redemption. 838 00:51:24,668 --> 00:51:26,169 Everybody wins. 839 00:51:26,503 --> 00:51:28,088 Let's do this thing. Come on. 840 00:51:28,672 --> 00:51:30,715 Bring your friends, you have friends? 841 00:51:31,216 --> 00:51:32,384 We got room. 842 00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:35,679 Hey! 843 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:38,181 This school, it's not like there's a two-year wait. 844 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:40,642 It's like there's a six-year wait. 845 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:42,018 What are you saying? 846 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:46,272 I'm saying I'm gonna get Hope and you put on a shirt with some fucking buttons. 847 00:51:46,356 --> 00:51:49,484 Hey, Hope. Come here, baby. 848 00:51:54,781 --> 00:51:57,575 Everything is back there! 849 00:51:57,701 --> 00:52:00,203 I love it! It's so cool! 850 00:52:00,328 --> 00:52:02,205 And I love everything in it! 851 00:52:02,247 --> 00:52:03,873 It looks like it could be a house. 852 00:52:03,998 --> 00:52:06,001 And maybe he lives in here! 853 00:52:06,042 --> 00:52:07,585 And I'm sure he really does. 854 00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:11,297 But it's still cool, and I can't even stop talking! 855 00:52:12,549 --> 00:52:15,468 I wrote him, and then I talked to him on the phone. 856 00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:17,470 So, do you know Dr. Kurtz? 857 00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:20,140 Sometimes he does a talk-back thing on his blog. 858 00:52:20,223 --> 00:52:21,224 On his what? 859 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:23,059 His blog. He writes a blog. 860 00:52:23,685 --> 00:52:24,686 What's a block? 861 00:52:24,728 --> 00:52:25,729 A blog. It's a... 862 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:26,855 A blog. 863 00:52:26,896 --> 00:52:28,231 I can't believe I'm going to meet him. 864 00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:30,400 Everything is on this bus! 865 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:42,245 This is a school? 866 00:52:42,328 --> 00:52:44,956 - The blog doesn't do it justice. - I know. 867 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,750 Sorry to keep you waiting. Sorry. 868 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,835 I'm dressed like Jack LaLanne, 869 00:52:48,918 --> 00:52:50,587 I'm elastic-only on the weekends. 870 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:51,755 I'm Dr. Kurtz. 871 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,090 Shock-ma-a-lya! 872 00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:56,176 You really are Danny Collins! 873 00:52:56,259 --> 00:52:57,427 - Yes, I am. - Wow! 874 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:58,762 You're really Dr. Kurtz. 875 00:52:58,887 --> 00:52:59,888 You really are. 876 00:52:59,929 --> 00:53:00,930 - Tom Donnelly. - Danny Collins. 877 00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:03,516 - My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope. - It's so good to meet you. 878 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,769 And my balls are in her purse. In case you want to meet them later. 879 00:53:05,810 --> 00:53:07,437 You're a lot different than talking on the phone. 880 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,356 Well, I hope so. 881 00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:11,816 You must be Hope. 882 00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:16,237 - I'm Tom. - Tom. Then you must be Hope. 883 00:53:16,279 --> 00:53:18,948 Hi, Samantha Donnelly. I follow you on Twitter. 884 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:20,950 - Well, thank you. - She reads your blog. 885 00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,244 Then who's Hope? 886 00:53:23,286 --> 00:53:27,540 I'm Hope! Over here! That's me! I'm seven! I'm Hope! 887 00:53:27,624 --> 00:53:30,627 How are you? Let me show you around. 888 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:32,962 Come on you, you started all this. 889 00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:34,464 Oh, I did. 890 00:53:35,423 --> 00:53:37,759 Mom, Dad, you're not going to believe it! 891 00:53:37,801 --> 00:53:39,386 Hope! Hope! 892 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:42,430 She's okay. She'll be all right. She's fine. 893 00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:46,101 It was in the first grade when we started to notice that she was having some trouble. 894 00:53:46,142 --> 00:53:47,936 Yeah, we got a tutor for her once a week, 895 00:53:47,977 --> 00:53:50,814 and I do these exercises with her, every night really. 896 00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:51,898 But she's got trouble with focus. 897 00:53:51,981 --> 00:53:53,316 It's been a real struggle for us. 898 00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:54,901 Really. 899 00:53:54,984 --> 00:53:56,569 Yeah. Yeah. 900 00:53:57,153 --> 00:54:00,824 Most schools try to train children like Hope to fit into their systems. 901 00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:02,949 We prefer to tailor a program to the child's needs. 902 00:54:02,992 --> 00:54:04,911 It's like one big IEP here. 903 00:54:04,994 --> 00:54:07,872 Individualized Educational Program? 904 00:54:07,956 --> 00:54:09,249 IEP. 905 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,167 You've been doing your homework, Mr. Collins. 906 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:12,544 Got it right here. 907 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,089 Come on, let me show you the rest. 908 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:18,052 Do you remember who did the original assessment? 909 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,801 You having fun? 910 00:54:19,843 --> 00:54:22,303 A little, yeah. I'm very excited. 911 00:54:23,513 --> 00:54:25,765 We're only half speed during our summer programs. 912 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:27,569 But you can still get a sense of the place. 913 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,519 Oh, yeah, I got a sense of it already. 914 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:30,603 How about that, huh? 915 00:54:30,687 --> 00:54:34,482 So, is this just K through 5 or all the way K through 8? 916 00:54:34,524 --> 00:54:36,484 No, elementary and middle. 917 00:54:36,526 --> 00:54:37,819 We'd carry her through the 8th grade 918 00:54:37,861 --> 00:54:39,195 and then we'd place her in one of our accredited... 919 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:42,323 No, no, no. We live in New Jersey. We can't come all the way in... 920 00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:44,200 No, she'll have a driver. 921 00:54:44,242 --> 00:54:45,452 Every day. 922 00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:48,246 To and from school. Every day, through college. 923 00:54:50,582 --> 00:54:53,376 Put that in writing. Guaranteed. 924 00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:56,588 A more formal interview is required, obviously. 925 00:54:56,671 --> 00:54:59,341 But considering Mr. Collins' generous donation 926 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:02,927 and what I see in Hope's records, I suspect the interview will go well. 927 00:55:03,845 --> 00:55:06,848 You have a lot to discuss, but trust me, you want this. 928 00:55:07,098 --> 00:55:08,778 This can change the course of Hope's life. 929 00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:11,227 - I'll give you guys a minute. - Thank you, Doc. 930 00:55:11,561 --> 00:55:12,729 You're a good grandpa. 931 00:55:13,396 --> 00:55:14,397 Thank you, man. 932 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:17,275 - Thank you so much for... Thank you. - Yeah. 933 00:55:18,943 --> 00:55:23,281 So, now that the educational portion of the day is over, 934 00:55:23,406 --> 00:55:25,950 uh, let's get to the fun stuff. 935 00:55:26,451 --> 00:55:29,329 What fun stuff? Like... No, we're just gonna go back home. Right? 936 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:30,997 No, you said a day. Remember? 937 00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:32,123 No, I didn't. 938 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:33,291 - We agreed to it, Samantha. - Yes, he did! 939 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,417 Yes, he did. 940 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,127 I don't think "agreed" is the word. 941 00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:38,463 - I didn't agree to a day. - Samantha. For God's sake. 942 00:55:38,797 --> 00:55:39,798 Okay. 943 00:55:39,881 --> 00:55:41,174 Samantha, you were there. 944 00:55:41,257 --> 00:55:42,967 Okay. We agreed. We agreed to a day. 945 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:45,387 And when I check it, 946 00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:48,431 day ain't over yet. 947 00:55:49,641 --> 00:55:52,310 It's not over, Dad! 948 00:55:52,936 --> 00:55:53,978 Everything he says upsets me. 949 00:55:54,062 --> 00:55:56,742 - Every single thing he says upsets me. - Let him have this one day. 950 00:56:28,972 --> 00:56:30,223 Stay here, I got her. 951 00:56:30,974 --> 00:56:32,225 Kiss? 952 00:56:38,606 --> 00:56:44,195 I wanna say something, but I'm afraid I'm going to be too nice. 953 00:56:45,697 --> 00:56:47,198 Good night, Samantha. 954 00:56:48,074 --> 00:56:52,954 Thank you. Thank you. 955 00:56:58,168 --> 00:57:01,004 Jimmy, you wanna help her, please? 956 00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:02,672 Watch your head, honey. 957 00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:06,301 Thank you so much, Jimmy. Thank you, guys. 958 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:10,555 Jimmy, give us a minute. Thanks. 959 00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:30,742 You are a ridiculous man. 960 00:57:33,286 --> 00:57:35,705 You know, I've spent my entire life 961 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,834 trying to become the man that you aren't. 962 00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:42,754 I am exhausted. 963 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:47,133 You have no idea how exhausting that has been. 964 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:52,722 You know, when I met your mom, 965 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,975 I was so strung out 966 00:57:56,768 --> 00:57:58,728 on God knows what. 967 00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:00,021 And when I found out, 968 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,856 you know... 969 00:58:03,024 --> 00:58:04,651 I, uh, tried to help. 970 00:58:05,402 --> 00:58:06,653 Send money. 971 00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:11,032 She wouldn't have any of it. Refused it. 972 00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:14,369 But, you know, my life was so extreme. 973 00:58:14,452 --> 00:58:18,081 It was so full of drugs and women... 974 00:58:18,456 --> 00:58:23,336 Traveling. All that rock star shit. 975 00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,464 I always thought, whoever you were, 976 00:58:26,548 --> 00:58:30,885 that you'd be better off with a more normal life. 977 00:58:30,969 --> 00:58:34,014 More normal people. 978 00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:36,307 I don't know 979 00:58:36,391 --> 00:58:41,354 how I allowed it to go on this long. 980 00:58:48,111 --> 00:58:53,283 What you did today, your slate's clean with me. 981 00:58:54,993 --> 00:58:57,620 But that's as far as this goes, okay? 982 00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:02,417 - I want to be a part of your life. - It's not a good time right now. 983 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,836 This is not the right time, okay? 984 00:59:06,171 --> 00:59:08,531 - Why is this not the right time? - It's not the right time. 985 00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:17,682 What's the matter? 986 00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:19,100 I'm sick. 987 00:59:22,854 --> 00:59:23,855 Shit. 988 00:59:25,982 --> 00:59:29,235 You're sick? What do you mean? 989 00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:31,613 It's what Mom died... 990 00:59:33,531 --> 00:59:35,784 It's in the blood. 991 00:59:35,867 --> 00:59:37,327 It's pretty bad. 992 00:59:41,498 --> 00:59:42,957 Fuck. 993 00:59:44,959 --> 00:59:46,670 Fuck, you're kidding me? 994 00:59:47,837 --> 00:59:50,340 I just met you. 995 00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:52,133 You gotta be fucking kidding me! 996 00:59:53,426 --> 00:59:54,928 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 997 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:59,683 Obviously, that wasn't a great thing, a great reaction. I'm sorry. 998 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:00,892 No, that's okay. 999 01:00:00,975 --> 01:00:02,769 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, man. Look... 1000 01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:06,231 Look, I'm the one that should be sorry. I mean, after all, you're... 1001 01:00:06,314 --> 01:00:08,775 You're Danny Collins, right? I mean, uh... 1002 01:00:08,858 --> 01:00:12,028 Who the fuck am I to get in the way of your happy ending? 1003 01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:13,279 ...Tom, Tom, Tom... 1004 01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:16,574 Let me ask you something. How did you think this was going to end, 1005 01:00:16,658 --> 01:00:18,493 that little movie you've got going on in your head? 1006 01:00:18,535 --> 01:00:21,788 What, you thought you'd just show up out of the blue, out of nowhere, really, 1007 01:00:21,871 --> 01:00:23,957 and fix my little girl, 1008 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,585 and then, what, you and me hold hands and cry as the music swells, is that it? 1009 01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:28,878 - Don't you fucking touch me. - If I meant that... 1010 01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:30,005 Don't fucking touch me! 1011 01:00:31,047 --> 01:00:33,299 Look, you want a little bit of the real world, huh? 1012 01:00:33,383 --> 01:00:35,051 You wanna do, like, normal? 1013 01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,679 How's this for normal, superstar? 1014 01:00:37,721 --> 01:00:40,181 I got a $200,000 mortgage. 1015 01:00:40,265 --> 01:00:41,808 I got a pregnant wife. 1016 01:00:41,891 --> 01:00:45,603 And, oh, yeah, I got this rare form of leukemia that's probably going to kill me. 1017 01:00:45,687 --> 01:00:47,897 Welcome home, Dad. See what you missed? 1018 01:00:48,898 --> 01:00:50,400 I don't know what to say. 1019 01:00:50,483 --> 01:00:53,820 I don't need you to say anything, man. I just need you to leave. 1020 01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:55,905 Let me go back inside and talk to my wife 1021 01:00:55,947 --> 01:00:57,574 before she asks me what the hell we're talking about. 1022 01:00:57,657 --> 01:00:58,950 Wait, hold it! 1023 01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:02,245 She doesn't know? 1024 01:01:02,996 --> 01:01:05,040 Are you crazy? 1025 01:01:08,626 --> 01:01:10,587 That's no good, man. 1026 01:01:10,628 --> 01:01:13,256 Look, I got a great doctor in New York. 1027 01:01:14,924 --> 01:01:19,971 He's talking about three weeks of this target therapy shit. 1028 01:01:20,055 --> 01:01:21,973 I'm not going to lose my hair. 1029 01:01:22,057 --> 01:01:25,852 Within a month, they know if it's taken. If it's taken, then maybe I stand a chance. 1030 01:01:25,935 --> 01:01:29,314 And if it doesn't, then it happens quick. 1031 01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:34,611 Sam is six months into a rough pregnancy. 1032 01:01:34,694 --> 01:01:37,280 So I'll tell her after the baby. 1033 01:01:38,323 --> 01:01:43,119 I'm going to Delaware on a job. That's what she knows. 1034 01:01:43,411 --> 01:01:46,414 I mean, you're going to need help. You have a friend? 1035 01:01:46,873 --> 01:01:48,500 She's my friend. 1036 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:54,881 Then, uh... Whatever. I'll be there. 1037 01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,468 I mean, what else is there? 1038 01:01:58,551 --> 01:02:00,303 Be where? 1039 01:02:00,345 --> 01:02:01,930 Wherever. 1040 01:02:02,013 --> 01:02:04,516 I mean, you need me, I'll be... 1041 01:02:04,599 --> 01:02:07,268 - No, no, no, I don't need you. - You do... 1042 01:02:07,310 --> 01:02:08,687 That's not what this is about. 1043 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:13,191 This is not open for discussion. This is not open for discussion. 1044 01:02:13,274 --> 01:02:15,902 You're going to have to deal with it. 1045 01:02:15,985 --> 01:02:20,073 Because I'm here to fucking stay. 1046 01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:53,523 - Hi. - Hey. 1047 01:02:53,565 --> 01:02:55,734 So, how'd it go? 1048 01:02:55,817 --> 01:02:59,612 Well, yeah. You know, it was just... 1049 01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:01,948 You know, yeah. 1050 01:03:02,323 --> 01:03:04,909 No, I get it. I get it. Family can be messy. 1051 01:03:05,035 --> 01:03:06,286 Right? 1052 01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:09,789 Yeah, that is true. That is definitely true. 1053 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,833 In this case, yes. 1054 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:14,836 Exactly, I mean, you're meeting your grown son for the first time. 1055 01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:17,756 You didn't expect it to be easy, right? 1056 01:03:17,839 --> 01:03:20,717 I thought it'd be fucking easier than this. 1057 01:03:21,217 --> 01:03:23,595 Right. Yeah. 1058 01:03:25,555 --> 01:03:27,974 You know, every part of me right now 1059 01:03:28,058 --> 01:03:31,644 would like to just go in there and get soused with you. 1060 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:33,605 But... 1061 01:03:34,689 --> 01:03:36,649 I'm going to go upstairs instead. 1062 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,651 That's good, right? 1063 01:03:38,735 --> 01:03:42,030 Yeah, no. There's a piano up there with your name on it. 1064 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:43,990 Only if my name is Steinway. 1065 01:03:46,659 --> 01:03:48,161 So we got our patter back. 1066 01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:53,416 You're cool. 1067 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:57,170 I am not cool. 1068 01:03:57,295 --> 01:03:58,880 Yes, you are. 1069 01:03:58,963 --> 01:04:00,423 I am not cool. 1070 01:04:02,717 --> 01:04:07,806 It's spring in my mind 1071 01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:14,229 But the autumn leaves they fall 1072 01:04:17,315 --> 01:04:21,569 As I am walking by 1073 01:04:22,779 --> 01:04:25,281 I collect them all 1074 01:04:25,323 --> 01:04:27,617 Now I have had success with this in the past. 1075 01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:29,411 But I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Donnelly. 1076 01:04:29,452 --> 01:04:32,205 The next several weeks aren't going to be pretty. 1077 01:04:32,622 --> 01:04:36,292 Most people are a little alarmed at how awful it can feel. 1078 01:04:36,793 --> 01:04:38,461 And that will get worse. 1079 01:04:43,633 --> 01:04:44,968 This okay? 1080 01:04:54,352 --> 01:04:56,896 Who is Jackie Joyner-Kersee? 1081 01:05:05,905 --> 01:05:07,741 You don't like chicken noodle soup? 1082 01:05:07,866 --> 01:05:09,826 How the fuck do you not like chicken noodle soup? 1083 01:05:09,868 --> 01:05:12,537 I don't like noodles, okay? 1084 01:05:12,662 --> 01:05:14,831 Makes me think of worms. 1085 01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,048 Surprise. 1086 01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:28,178 My uncle took me fishing one time. He took the worm, 1087 01:05:28,219 --> 01:05:30,722 put it in his mouth and he ate it just to fuck with me, okay? 1088 01:05:30,847 --> 01:05:32,515 And now, whenever I see a noodle, 1089 01:05:32,557 --> 01:05:36,519 I think of my fat slob of an uncle eating a worm and it freaks me out. 1090 01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:43,485 - Well, look at this. - This technique... 1091 01:05:43,526 --> 01:05:47,238 - You made the picture. - I made the picture. Yeah. 1092 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,783 Don't get cocky. 1093 01:05:49,908 --> 01:05:51,993 What kind of uncle screws up a little kid, 1094 01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:54,079 makes him phobic about chicken noodle soup? 1095 01:05:54,162 --> 01:05:56,539 - That I don't get. - Get out! 1096 01:06:04,255 --> 01:06:06,383 A, B minor, C sharp. 1097 01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:07,884 I don't know what that means. 1098 01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:10,011 No, no. Listen, let me teach you. 1099 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:13,682 Let me teach you, petulant little fucker. 1100 01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:20,939 Okay, so three weeks from today we'll go over the test results together, 1101 01:06:21,022 --> 01:06:23,817 and that'll dictate what our next steps should be. 1102 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:27,487 But for now, let's just hope for the best. Stay positive, all right? 1103 01:06:27,570 --> 01:06:28,697 Yeah, thank you. 1104 01:06:28,738 --> 01:06:30,281 - Thanks, Doc. - Thank you. 1105 01:06:34,786 --> 01:06:38,415 And I'm walking blind upon this road 1106 01:06:38,498 --> 01:06:41,584 In search of higher ground 1107 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:48,591 I'm walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground 1108 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:56,349 Walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground 1109 01:06:57,267 --> 01:07:00,979 Don't look back 1110 01:07:04,441 --> 01:07:06,818 Don't look back 1111 01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:16,119 Don't look back 1112 01:07:18,204 --> 01:07:20,790 And don't look down 1113 01:07:36,973 --> 01:07:40,810 Come in! It's unbolty thinged. 1114 01:07:42,354 --> 01:07:44,230 - Hi. - Hi. 1115 01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,566 Yeah, so, I got your note. 1116 01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:49,486 Yeah, so, what do you think? 1117 01:07:50,987 --> 01:07:54,157 Well, okay, okay. 1118 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,160 "Pictures from my life as I'm walking down the hall. 1119 01:07:57,994 --> 01:08:00,413 "As I'm walking by, I collect them all." 1120 01:08:01,539 --> 01:08:03,083 - What do you think? - Well... 1121 01:08:03,833 --> 01:08:07,253 You're aware that I have no basis in musical knowledge or theory. 1122 01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:09,005 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 1123 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:11,007 - So, you still want my opinion? - Of course. 1124 01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:16,179 Well, I think I kind of liked it better the way it was, with the leaves. 1125 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,014 Really? 1126 01:08:18,056 --> 01:08:20,350 Yeah, the leaves and... Yeah. 1127 01:08:21,226 --> 01:08:22,227 Me, too. 1128 01:08:26,022 --> 01:08:28,191 I just wanted to get you back in my room again. 1129 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:31,861 So now I can ask you out to dinner, right? 1130 01:08:31,986 --> 01:08:33,363 Play this in a concert, okay? 1131 01:08:33,405 --> 01:08:34,739 Then you can take me to dinner. 1132 01:08:35,073 --> 01:08:36,408 You're a dinner tease. 1133 01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:37,826 I am not a dinner tease. 1134 01:08:37,867 --> 01:08:41,538 You're a huge dinner tease. I found you out. 1135 01:08:41,663 --> 01:08:43,415 Oh, you're terrible. 1136 01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:50,005 This is my second time in New Jersey in two months. 1137 01:08:50,046 --> 01:08:52,382 I am not happy about that. 1138 01:08:52,507 --> 01:08:56,845 Frank. Gee, I owed you a call. 1139 01:08:56,886 --> 01:08:59,222 Oh, Frank. I'm so sorry. 1140 01:08:59,264 --> 01:09:01,141 But you know what it's like when I'm workin'. 1141 01:09:02,726 --> 01:09:04,561 - I've been so busy... - Yeah, apparently. 1142 01:09:05,603 --> 01:09:07,063 May I... 1143 01:09:07,230 --> 01:09:11,818 Oh, yeah, sure. This is Frank Grubman. 1144 01:09:11,901 --> 01:09:14,404 My manager and my best friend. 1145 01:09:14,446 --> 01:09:15,697 - Hello. Hello. - Hello. 1146 01:09:15,739 --> 01:09:18,199 This is Mary. She's my new girlfriend. 1147 01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:19,325 Oh, really? 1148 01:09:19,409 --> 01:09:21,286 Well, I'm working on it. You know, I mean... 1149 01:09:21,703 --> 01:09:24,956 - She's a big dinner tease. - I'm not. I am not. 1150 01:09:25,081 --> 01:09:28,585 Yes, yes, yes. She keeps moving the goal post. No? 1151 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:33,298 Mary, would you mind if I had a word with Danny in private? 1152 01:09:33,381 --> 01:09:34,758 Oh, no, of course. Of course. 1153 01:09:34,883 --> 01:09:37,469 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1154 01:09:37,594 --> 01:09:39,596 Yeah, I think you've said enough. 1155 01:09:40,388 --> 01:09:42,390 Okay, dinner tonight. 1156 01:09:42,432 --> 01:09:44,225 Yeah, you're ridiculous. 1157 01:09:46,102 --> 01:09:47,103 She's lovely. 1158 01:09:47,145 --> 01:09:48,229 And age appropriate. 1159 01:09:48,646 --> 01:09:49,689 No, not really. 1160 01:09:49,814 --> 01:09:50,815 Baby steps. 1161 01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:54,486 Yeah. All right, sit, sit, sit. We need to talk. 1162 01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:56,654 I know. There's a lot I want to tell you, pal. 1163 01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:59,449 Unfortunately, I have my manager hat on right now. 1164 01:10:02,452 --> 01:10:05,955 Okay. What's up? 1165 01:10:05,997 --> 01:10:09,084 I've been going over things with Bill 1166 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:12,128 and you're not exactly where you think you are. 1167 01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:16,466 Okay. Where am I? 1168 01:10:16,549 --> 01:10:20,095 A little ahead when we sell properties. But only a little. 1169 01:10:20,136 --> 01:10:23,765 I mean, we shouldn't have sold your publishing rights so early. 1170 01:10:23,807 --> 01:10:27,143 All those properties, the housing market has collapsed. 1171 01:10:27,185 --> 01:10:30,021 The private plane, your lifestyle. 1172 01:10:30,105 --> 01:10:33,316 The Madoff thing, that absolutely killed you, as you know. 1173 01:10:33,441 --> 01:10:37,320 But, uh, you're not bankrupt or anything. 1174 01:10:37,987 --> 01:10:42,283 It's just that you need to understand how serious it is. 1175 01:10:42,826 --> 01:10:46,162 Okay. So what do I do? 1176 01:10:46,287 --> 01:10:47,789 One of two things. 1177 01:10:47,997 --> 01:10:50,667 You start living like a normal human. 1178 01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:54,170 You buy a Prius, you fly Continental, you know, that kind of shit. 1179 01:10:54,254 --> 01:10:56,089 Or you go back on tour. 1180 01:10:57,132 --> 01:11:00,677 And this last tour was my retirement plan for you. 1181 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,280 - I mean, we had a big piece. - I know. 1182 01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:03,680 - Concessions! - I know. 1183 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:05,515 - Merchandise! - I know. 1184 01:11:06,474 --> 01:11:08,184 I'm writing, Frank. 1185 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,729 - Oh, Danny. - I'm telling you, it's good. 1186 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:13,356 Mary thinks it's really good. 1187 01:11:13,690 --> 01:11:18,820 Oh, the Woodcliff Lake Hotel manager? Oh, oh, okay. Well, now I feel much better. 1188 01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:20,697 Just get me a gig. 1189 01:11:20,822 --> 01:11:22,407 - A gig? - A gig, yeah. 1190 01:11:22,490 --> 01:11:24,826 Something small, not a big arena. 1191 01:11:24,868 --> 01:11:27,662 Just, you know, something like Springsteen would go do. 1192 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:30,498 "Like Springsteen would do." 1193 01:11:30,623 --> 01:11:32,500 Yeah, he just pops into these places... 1194 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:35,545 Danny, Danny, Danny... 1195 01:11:35,628 --> 01:11:37,130 Do you even hear yourself? 1196 01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:39,382 This stuff is good. 1197 01:11:39,799 --> 01:11:41,343 Just give it a chance. 1198 01:11:41,718 --> 01:11:44,554 And then, we'll tour. 1199 01:11:46,181 --> 01:11:48,850 And the bonus is that, uh, 1200 01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,729 I won't think about killing myself every night. 1201 01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:57,567 Okay? 1202 01:11:59,235 --> 01:12:00,695 Okay. 1203 01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,240 Okay, I'm going to make an announcement. 1204 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,367 - All right. - All right. 1205 01:12:05,408 --> 01:12:07,285 - Are you ready? - Yup. 1206 01:12:07,452 --> 01:12:09,037 Uh... 1207 01:12:09,079 --> 01:12:11,247 I'll be playing a gig in a bar. 1208 01:12:11,289 --> 01:12:12,290 Oh, a gig? 1209 01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:14,834 - On Friday night. - A gig? 1210 01:12:14,918 --> 01:12:16,294 What's a gig? 1211 01:12:16,419 --> 01:12:19,255 A gig. A gig is where I sing in front of people. 1212 01:12:19,589 --> 01:12:20,840 I wanna hear you sing. 1213 01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:22,164 And I want you to hear me sing. 1214 01:12:22,258 --> 01:12:25,428 I want you to hear me sing more than anything in the world. 1215 01:12:25,970 --> 01:12:30,266 But we have to check it out with Mom and Pop and see if it's okay. 1216 01:12:30,308 --> 01:12:31,393 It's at a bar, huh? 1217 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:32,977 I'm going to go to a gig at a bar. 1218 01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:35,689 Oh, it's an upscale bar. You know, it's got... 1219 01:12:35,772 --> 01:12:37,148 What's an upscale bar? 1220 01:12:37,273 --> 01:12:39,984 Fully appropriate cocktail menu. Cover charge... 1221 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:41,861 - Cover charge! Really? - Yes, that's right. 1222 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:44,114 You're doing things with cover charges now? 1223 01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:47,283 This place big enough for you to be able to do your moves? 1224 01:12:49,202 --> 01:12:50,704 Man, nothing holds my moves back. 1225 01:12:50,787 --> 01:12:53,248 That's what we wanna see. That's what we're looking for. 1226 01:12:53,289 --> 01:12:54,791 Yeah. 1227 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,544 Another Danny Collins? I think it's called "the Danny Collins." 1228 01:12:57,627 --> 01:13:01,464 Hey, baby doll What's goin' on? 1229 01:13:01,965 --> 01:13:03,299 I don't want that to start. 1230 01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:06,302 So what do you think? Show starts 7:30. 1231 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,972 - Done by 9:00. - 9:00? 1232 01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:10,223 - Yeah, it's late. - That's late. 1233 01:13:10,306 --> 01:13:11,558 - But not too late. - I don't know. 1234 01:13:11,641 --> 01:13:14,161 You sure your crowd's going to be able to stay awake until 9:00? 1235 01:13:14,227 --> 01:13:15,812 They going to be conscious? 1236 01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:17,480 We're going to have to call the club 1237 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:20,316 and let them know that there might be a whole room full of snoring old ladies. 1238 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,444 That's good, I'm gonna give them a call and give them a heads up, 1239 01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:23,486 make sure they know. 1240 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:25,155 Oh, you're so kind. 1241 01:13:25,864 --> 01:13:28,366 So what are we going to do? We going to get your permission? 1242 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:31,327 Are we going to get Mommy and Daddy to say, "Yes, it's okay"? 1243 01:13:31,369 --> 01:13:33,079 Because it's a big thing for me. 1244 01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:36,207 And it would help if I had these cheeks there. 1245 01:13:36,541 --> 01:13:38,168 These cheeks will be there. 1246 01:13:38,209 --> 01:13:43,340 There you go. From the cheeksy-mouth. 1247 01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:47,844 Babe? Do you hear this? It's been going on... 1248 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:49,888 When are you going to get yourself to the doctor already? 1249 01:13:49,971 --> 01:13:51,639 - It's just a little bug. - It's not a little bug. 1250 01:13:51,681 --> 01:13:54,184 It's been happening for weeks, at least since you got back. 1251 01:13:54,267 --> 01:13:57,604 Hope, is your Daddy the most stubborn man on the planet? 1252 01:13:57,687 --> 01:14:00,190 Don't be so stubborn, Daddy! 1253 01:14:00,231 --> 01:14:01,274 I'm fine, baby. 1254 01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:02,776 Yeah, don't be so stubborn, Daddy! 1255 01:14:02,859 --> 01:14:05,899 He'd rather walk around like the living dead instead of just get antibiotics. 1256 01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:07,364 Listen to Mama! 1257 01:14:07,447 --> 01:14:09,847 - Gotta listen to Mama. That's a good idea. - Listen to Mama. 1258 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,534 Stubborn man. 1259 01:14:12,869 --> 01:14:14,537 Stubborn man. 1260 01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:24,964 Hey, baby doll What's goin' on? 1261 01:14:29,594 --> 01:14:32,097 Yes, all the way. Yes! 1262 01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:10,135 Jesus. You look like Lee Trevino. 1263 01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:14,889 - Samantha took me shopping. - Oh. 1264 01:15:14,973 --> 01:15:17,642 You ever hear of this place, the Banana Republic? 1265 01:15:17,726 --> 01:15:19,644 - Yeah, I think so. - It's an amazing place. 1266 01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:23,940 Yeah, okay. The house is packed. 1267 01:15:24,024 --> 01:15:25,233 Oh, that's good. 1268 01:15:25,316 --> 01:15:26,735 Band's out there, ready. 1269 01:15:26,818 --> 01:15:30,864 Phil can step in on piano if you need him for the new stuff. 1270 01:15:30,947 --> 01:15:32,741 Family's up front. 1271 01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:38,163 And I saved a spot for Mary. She's with them. 1272 01:15:38,288 --> 01:15:39,664 Speak of the devil. 1273 01:15:40,373 --> 01:15:41,916 Break a leg, kid. 1274 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,251 Just tell me whose. 1275 01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:47,130 Go on in. He'll be thrilled to see you. 1276 01:15:47,172 --> 01:15:48,673 - Well, thank you. - Thank you. 1277 01:15:48,757 --> 01:15:51,134 Okay, bye, see you later out there. 1278 01:15:51,217 --> 01:15:56,973 Oh, my God, thank you for the VIP ticket. I am right in the front row. 1279 01:15:57,057 --> 01:16:01,603 I thought I'd come back and see how you're doing, you know. You nervous? 1280 01:16:01,686 --> 01:16:04,689 Mary, you know, I've done this a zillion times. 1281 01:16:04,773 --> 01:16:08,151 I'm never nervous. Hand to God, not once. 1282 01:16:08,276 --> 01:16:09,444 Not once? 1283 01:16:11,196 --> 01:16:12,989 But I'm nervous now. 1284 01:16:13,156 --> 01:16:15,533 - No, that's nice. - So this... 1285 01:16:16,993 --> 01:16:21,164 I mean, I guess this means that finally you'll let me buy you dinner? 1286 01:16:21,831 --> 01:16:23,333 Let's see how you do first. 1287 01:16:24,959 --> 01:16:28,004 Give me a little more pressure. Just what I need. 1288 01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:30,423 You know, this is kind of weird to say, I know, 1289 01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:35,053 because I really haven't know you very long. But I am very proud of you, Danny. 1290 01:16:35,470 --> 01:16:36,638 Wow... 1291 01:16:36,763 --> 01:16:39,182 That is fucking weird, Mary. 1292 01:16:39,265 --> 01:16:42,769 - You're sweet and weird. Just how I like 'em. - There you go. 1293 01:16:42,852 --> 01:16:47,023 Okay. Well, there you go. Have a great time. You're going to be fantastic. 1294 01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,859 Oh, thank you. I love you, Mary. 1295 01:16:50,151 --> 01:16:52,862 Uh, that's a show-business expression, you know. 1296 01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:56,199 Kind of means I sort of like ya. 1297 01:16:57,450 --> 01:16:59,369 You still there? 1298 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:07,127 You look really nice. 1299 01:17:07,836 --> 01:17:09,754 You look really nice, too. 1300 01:17:11,047 --> 01:17:12,549 Oh, for Christ's sake. 1301 01:17:13,425 --> 01:17:14,718 Oh, right. 1302 01:17:43,913 --> 01:17:45,999 Hi, Grandpa! 1303 01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:51,629 Grandpa! 1304 01:17:57,260 --> 01:18:00,889 Thank you. Thank you again. 1305 01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:03,308 Thank you three times. 1306 01:18:04,601 --> 01:18:06,895 My granddaughter, ladies and gentlemen. 1307 01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:13,943 Okay. 1308 01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:16,529 - Baby Doll! - Baby Doll! 1309 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:31,878 Come on, Danny, play Baby Doll! 1310 01:18:31,961 --> 01:18:34,547 - Yeah, Baby Doll! - Whoo! 1311 01:18:34,631 --> 01:18:36,800 Play Baby Doll, Danny! 1312 01:18:36,883 --> 01:18:37,884 Whoo! 1313 01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:41,388 - Play Baby Doll! - Baby Doll! 1314 01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:42,597 Baby Doll, Danny! 1315 01:18:42,681 --> 01:18:44,724 Baby Doll! 1316 01:18:44,808 --> 01:18:47,143 - Play Baby Doll, Danny! - Baby Doll! 1317 01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:50,313 - Play Baby Doll, Danny! - Play Baby Doll! 1318 01:19:05,412 --> 01:19:06,538 Phil. 1319 01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:09,541 Can you just... 1320 01:19:12,210 --> 01:19:14,295 - Hello, everybody. - Hi, Danny. 1321 01:19:14,379 --> 01:19:17,340 Just working out a little something. 1322 01:19:17,674 --> 01:19:18,675 Uh... 1323 01:19:18,925 --> 01:19:21,803 But I know what you're here for. 1324 01:19:24,347 --> 01:19:25,682 I think you know this one. 1325 01:19:29,644 --> 01:19:31,896 Hey, baby doll 1326 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,481 What's going on? 1327 01:20:32,707 --> 01:20:34,250 Danny! 1328 01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:36,211 Sophie! 1329 01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:39,964 - Danny Collins. - What are you doing here? 1330 01:20:40,131 --> 01:20:43,051 Well, we heard about the gig and we're like, "Let's go support our sugar daddy." 1331 01:20:43,134 --> 01:20:44,302 Oh, yeah... 1332 01:20:44,386 --> 01:20:47,681 And I used your credit card for the flight. I hope that's okay. 1333 01:20:47,764 --> 01:20:49,516 What's up? What do you got on you? 1334 01:20:49,599 --> 01:20:50,600 What do you mean? 1335 01:20:50,684 --> 01:20:52,227 Come on. Come on. What do I mean? 1336 01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:53,436 Come on, babe, he wants to party. 1337 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,521 I wanna taste. 1338 01:20:54,604 --> 01:20:58,149 - I got it all, baby. I got it all. - Okay. 1339 01:21:01,528 --> 01:21:02,570 Mmm. 1340 01:21:02,612 --> 01:21:04,197 Yeah. Uh-huh. 1341 01:21:08,868 --> 01:21:10,787 Here you go, Danny. 1342 01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:12,831 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 1343 01:21:12,914 --> 01:21:14,499 It's good. 1344 01:21:21,256 --> 01:21:23,508 I fired the pool guy and the gardener. 1345 01:21:23,591 --> 01:21:26,219 I really didn't like the way he looked at me. 1346 01:21:26,302 --> 01:21:27,622 You know, I decided to start... 1347 01:21:27,637 --> 01:21:29,014 ...Grandpa! 1348 01:21:29,389 --> 01:21:30,807 - Grandpa? - Honey. 1349 01:21:32,142 --> 01:21:34,728 Hey, baby doll 1350 01:21:34,811 --> 01:21:37,105 What's goin' on? 1351 01:21:37,188 --> 01:21:38,481 Come here. Come on. 1352 01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:40,233 - Dad! What you doing? - Go to Mommy. It's okay. 1353 01:21:40,358 --> 01:21:41,985 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1354 01:21:42,068 --> 01:21:44,195 Wasn't doing anything. I didn't know, uh... 1355 01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,531 I didn't know... Hi, Samantha. Hi. 1356 01:21:47,198 --> 01:21:52,537 This is my friend Sophie there. And her friend, Busywork. 1357 01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,372 So what's goin' on? 1358 01:21:55,415 --> 01:21:57,417 What's the look? 1359 01:21:58,126 --> 01:21:59,127 Oh. 1360 01:21:59,252 --> 01:22:00,962 You just keep judging me, Tom. 1361 01:22:01,838 --> 01:22:02,839 You just judge me. Go ahead. 1362 01:22:02,922 --> 01:22:05,842 You judge me all you want. It's fine, that's what you're good at. 1363 01:22:06,676 --> 01:22:08,970 And when you're done, 1364 01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:11,181 you know, being so fucking perfect 1365 01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:13,975 and honorable, 1366 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,853 you should talk to your wife about what you did in Delaware. 1367 01:22:20,607 --> 01:22:24,652 What's that? What's he mean? Tom? 1368 01:22:26,654 --> 01:22:28,531 I'll tell you when we get home. 1369 01:22:35,663 --> 01:22:37,415 Stay the fuck away from my family. 1370 01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,834 Tom. Let's go. 1371 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,592 Bye, Hope. 1372 01:22:56,976 --> 01:22:58,770 Oh, man. 1373 01:23:31,386 --> 01:23:34,347 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 1374 01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:12,802 Who are you? 1375 01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:17,307 Oh, I'm sorry, I work for the hotel. 1376 01:24:17,349 --> 01:24:18,350 Oh, good. That's good. 1377 01:24:19,309 --> 01:24:21,311 We need more towels. Can you do that? 1378 01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:22,979 Mary! 1379 01:24:23,021 --> 01:24:24,314 - And some beer. - Oh, Mary. 1380 01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:27,233 I'll get you some towels and some beer. 1381 01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:36,534 Mary, wait, wait, wait. 1382 01:24:36,659 --> 01:24:38,244 Mary, please. 1383 01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,583 - It's not... - What happened last night? 1384 01:24:44,542 --> 01:24:46,169 Well, you know... 1385 01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:50,340 I just... It wasn't right, you know? It wasn't the right time. 1386 01:24:50,382 --> 01:24:52,509 What are you talking about? 1387 01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:55,512 You've worked so hard and your whole family was there. 1388 01:24:55,595 --> 01:24:56,596 - I know. - Come on! 1389 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,056 I just couldn't... 1390 01:24:59,182 --> 01:25:00,266 I lost my nerve. 1391 01:25:00,350 --> 01:25:02,519 Oh, well, you lost your dinner, too. 1392 01:25:03,186 --> 01:25:04,437 Okay... 1393 01:25:04,521 --> 01:25:06,690 You should have played the song, Danny. 1394 01:25:06,773 --> 01:25:09,234 You should have at least played the one fucking song. 1395 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:21,705 Take care, Jamie. 1396 01:25:22,789 --> 01:25:24,874 You, too, Mr. Collins. 1397 01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:28,378 You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy. You got a wonderful face. 1398 01:25:29,713 --> 01:25:32,924 - Yours isn't so bad either, Mr. Collins. - Oh. 1399 01:25:33,049 --> 01:25:35,719 Look at that. Now we're getting patter. 1400 01:25:40,557 --> 01:25:41,766 Okay. 1401 01:25:45,061 --> 01:25:47,939 You know, for the record, uh, 1402 01:25:49,065 --> 01:25:53,278 Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, 1403 01:25:54,070 --> 01:25:56,740 her real name was Dawn Wells. 1404 01:25:56,823 --> 01:26:00,410 And she was Miss Nevada before she got famous 1405 01:26:00,493 --> 01:26:03,496 and she couldn't hold a fucking candle to you. 1406 01:26:13,131 --> 01:26:14,132 Bye. 1407 01:26:20,889 --> 01:26:23,641 Nicky. Oh, Nicky. 1408 01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:25,602 What a pleasure it's been. 1409 01:26:25,685 --> 01:26:27,812 Pleasure's definitely been all mine, Danny. 1410 01:26:27,896 --> 01:26:31,441 I'm gonna miss you. Gonna miss you. 1411 01:26:32,567 --> 01:26:34,194 Look at this. 1412 01:26:34,402 --> 01:26:35,695 Ran out of hundreds. 1413 01:26:35,779 --> 01:26:37,989 Don't even worry about it. Come on. 1414 01:26:38,073 --> 01:26:40,283 I'll tell you what. 1415 01:26:41,451 --> 01:26:44,120 I'm in a giving vein today. 1416 01:26:50,168 --> 01:26:51,961 Come on, get outta here. What are you talking about? 1417 01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:56,257 The second you stop appreciating this piece of machinery, 1418 01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:58,176 then you give it to somebody else. 1419 01:26:58,259 --> 01:26:59,511 Deal? 1420 01:27:00,428 --> 01:27:01,429 Deal. 1421 01:27:03,306 --> 01:27:04,683 Go ahead, man. 1422 01:27:06,101 --> 01:27:07,477 God bless you, Danny Collins. 1423 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:08,895 Back at ya. 1424 01:27:09,145 --> 01:27:10,480 Whoo! 1425 01:27:10,522 --> 01:27:12,607 How much does insurance even cost... 1426 01:27:12,691 --> 01:27:15,026 Fuck it, I don't care. I don't care. 1427 01:27:15,694 --> 01:27:16,778 - Watch your head. - Okay. 1428 01:27:25,995 --> 01:27:27,288 Okay, Danny. 1429 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:30,959 I don't want the last thing I ever said to you to be mean, 1430 01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:33,294 but I don't want to say anything nice. 1431 01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:35,255 So, Mr. Collins, 1432 01:27:35,338 --> 01:27:38,758 on behalf of the Woodcliff Lake Hilton, we'd like to thank you for your stay. 1433 01:27:39,676 --> 01:27:44,264 And we hope that you will make Hilton a home wherever your travels take you. 1434 01:27:46,516 --> 01:27:48,852 I'm grabbing a cab. 1435 01:27:49,894 --> 01:27:51,062 I see that. 1436 01:27:51,146 --> 01:27:54,899 I gave Nicky my Mercedes. 1437 01:27:55,942 --> 01:27:59,654 You gave your Mercedes to Nicky? You are fucking crazy. 1438 01:27:59,738 --> 01:28:02,907 It's been said, yes. I can afford it, though. 1439 01:28:02,991 --> 01:28:05,785 Frank called me this morning and we're going back on tour. 1440 01:28:06,161 --> 01:28:09,831 I need the money. I got a family now. 1441 01:28:10,206 --> 01:28:11,708 So... 1442 01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:14,627 They hate my guts, but, uh... 1443 01:28:14,711 --> 01:28:16,504 I'm told that's what families do. 1444 01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:19,424 Yeah, that's right. I've taught you well. 1445 01:28:19,841 --> 01:28:23,845 Yeah. I'm going to play my new songs. 1446 01:28:24,304 --> 01:28:27,474 - Some of them. We'll see what happens. - Ah. 1447 01:28:28,266 --> 01:28:29,559 I know what will happen. 1448 01:28:29,934 --> 01:28:33,688 - Yeah, they'll throw tomatoes at me. - Yeah, and onions. 1449 01:28:36,983 --> 01:28:39,819 You know, I'm going to be here in a couple of months. 1450 01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:42,322 You know, in the area. We're playing the Garden. 1451 01:28:42,489 --> 01:28:43,490 Oh. 1452 01:28:43,740 --> 01:28:45,533 Yeah, maybe you'll come by, see the show. 1453 01:28:45,575 --> 01:28:49,204 We'll have, uh, dinner afterwards. 1454 01:28:49,287 --> 01:28:51,623 You know what I like about you? You never give up. 1455 01:28:53,291 --> 01:28:55,502 Some dinners are worth fighting for. 1456 01:29:00,632 --> 01:29:03,885 I left something in the room for ya. 1457 01:29:03,968 --> 01:29:07,263 Yeah? You probably left me a big mess, is what you left me. 1458 01:29:07,347 --> 01:29:10,475 Well, you know, rock stars. 1459 01:29:13,937 --> 01:29:15,397 So, uh... 1460 01:29:17,524 --> 01:29:19,776 Another life, huh? 1461 01:29:21,403 --> 01:29:23,446 You never know. 1462 01:30:25,091 --> 01:30:27,302 - Oh. Hi. - Hey. 1463 01:30:27,427 --> 01:30:31,097 Hi, sorry, I don't think we met. I'm Mary, the hotel manager. 1464 01:30:31,181 --> 01:30:33,141 - You must be Busywork? - Yeah. 1465 01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:35,435 Uh, I'm Judd. 1466 01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:38,688 - Judd, yeah, right. Okay, very good. - Yeah, yeah. 1467 01:30:38,772 --> 01:30:41,191 - Anyway, checkout's noon. - Sweet. 1468 01:31:09,886 --> 01:31:13,056 Christ, what, did he send you out here to check up on me? 1469 01:31:13,139 --> 01:31:15,558 Well, the hotel didn't know what to do with the damn piano. 1470 01:31:15,642 --> 01:31:17,477 So I thought you might want it. 1471 01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,729 - I don't want his piano. - Yeah? 1472 01:31:19,854 --> 01:31:22,357 Well, it took six hours to move it out of the Hilton 1473 01:31:22,399 --> 01:31:25,068 and I don't know anyone else in New Jersey. So tough shit. 1474 01:31:26,486 --> 01:31:32,200 Look, it's a $30,000 instrument, Tom. Sell it, for all I care. 1475 01:31:36,705 --> 01:31:38,248 How's your health? 1476 01:31:39,833 --> 01:31:41,501 I find out in a few days. 1477 01:31:41,710 --> 01:31:42,711 Ah. 1478 01:31:43,670 --> 01:31:45,255 Your age. 1479 01:31:48,258 --> 01:31:51,261 You know, when I was in my 30s, I started drinking, heavily. 1480 01:31:52,095 --> 01:31:55,098 Ah. Long line of drunks in my family. 1481 01:31:55,557 --> 01:31:57,767 All with the usual bullshit excuses. 1482 01:31:57,892 --> 01:32:00,270 Careful, gentlemen! 1483 01:32:00,395 --> 01:32:02,939 That is a Steinway! 1484 01:32:03,064 --> 01:32:04,607 Yes, sir! 1485 01:32:04,941 --> 01:32:10,238 Anyway, we were on tour in the Bay Area. I fell asleep at the wheel. 1486 01:32:10,780 --> 01:32:12,907 Almost killed myself and others. 1487 01:32:12,949 --> 01:32:14,951 Danny bailed me out. 1488 01:32:15,035 --> 01:32:19,122 5:00 in the morning, he shows up at the San Jose police station, 1489 01:32:19,247 --> 01:32:20,540 wacked out of his skull. 1490 01:32:21,541 --> 01:32:27,464 He drives me six hours to this Hollywood rehab joint 1491 01:32:27,589 --> 01:32:30,216 drunker than I'd been the night before, the dumb shit. 1492 01:32:31,051 --> 01:32:34,804 He visited me every Saturday till I got dry, 1493 01:32:34,888 --> 01:32:37,932 and then once a week for 37 years, 1494 01:32:37,974 --> 01:32:44,356 I get four cases of bottled water, sent to me wherever I am in the world. 1495 01:32:45,106 --> 01:32:47,108 Always with the same note. 1496 01:32:47,150 --> 01:32:51,071 "Drink as many as you want. On me. Danny." 1497 01:32:55,992 --> 01:32:58,328 Best friend I ever had, your father. 1498 01:33:01,831 --> 01:33:06,086 Yeah, the man saved my life and got me stone-cold sober. 1499 01:33:06,169 --> 01:33:10,173 And was three sheets to the wind the whole time he was doing it. 1500 01:33:10,298 --> 01:33:12,842 I'm sorry, but I'm not seeing your point. 1501 01:33:12,926 --> 01:33:15,345 The point, my boy, 1502 01:33:16,179 --> 01:33:18,181 is that he's got a good heart. 1503 01:33:18,807 --> 01:33:21,184 He just keeps it up his ass half the time. 1504 01:33:22,769 --> 01:33:26,106 What you do with that is up to you. 1505 01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:30,026 My waters will keep coming, no matter what. 1506 01:33:30,527 --> 01:33:33,363 All right, boys, let's move that puppy! 1507 01:33:33,446 --> 01:33:35,490 So I can get the fuck out of New Jersey. 1508 01:33:47,335 --> 01:33:50,463 So I'll see you guys in Pittsburgh? 1509 01:33:50,547 --> 01:33:55,885 Yeah. Frank is setting up the other events. Okay, talk soon. 1510 01:34:02,726 --> 01:34:05,812 Okay. Now let's take a look at the computer system. 1511 01:34:05,895 --> 01:34:07,731 I still don't know... 1512 01:34:36,676 --> 01:34:38,678 Have fun at the doctor. 1513 01:34:56,446 --> 01:34:58,948 Your favorite flower is... 1514 01:35:00,617 --> 01:35:02,077 Rose. 1515 01:35:02,410 --> 01:35:05,455 To smell it you breathe through your... 1516 01:35:06,623 --> 01:35:11,378 Hold it in as long as you can go, and let it out in one big... 1517 01:36:39,507 --> 01:36:42,385 Hi. Tom Donnelly for Dr. Silverman. 1518 01:36:42,469 --> 01:36:45,096 Sure. Just have a seat, Mr. Donnelly. 1519 01:37:11,164 --> 01:37:13,541 So, uh, she's pissed? 1520 01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:16,086 Nah, she's thrilled. Thanks for asking. 1521 01:37:18,254 --> 01:37:21,591 Oh, that was such a horrible night for me. It's no excuse. 1522 01:37:21,716 --> 01:37:24,928 Well, I can assure you it was a worse night for me. 1523 01:37:30,433 --> 01:37:32,811 So she's not going to come at all? 1524 01:37:38,525 --> 01:37:40,068 She can barely move. 1525 01:37:41,444 --> 01:37:44,656 Doctor's got her on full bed rest now. 1526 01:37:46,074 --> 01:37:48,785 Plus whatever this news is, I'd rather she heard it from me. 1527 01:37:48,868 --> 01:37:50,120 Not some doctor. 1528 01:37:51,329 --> 01:37:52,706 Mr. Donnelly? 1529 01:38:19,607 --> 01:38:21,651 Listen, if this news is bad... 1530 01:38:22,444 --> 01:38:23,445 Tom... 1531 01:38:23,486 --> 01:38:25,238 No, listen to me. Uh... 1532 01:38:26,489 --> 01:38:28,241 If it's bad, 1533 01:38:29,117 --> 01:38:31,161 Samantha, Hope and the baby... 1534 01:38:31,244 --> 01:38:32,787 They'll be taken care of, Tom. 1535 01:38:33,663 --> 01:38:36,124 - Don't even think about it. - Okay. 1536 01:38:36,166 --> 01:38:39,294 Okay. Good. Thank you. 1537 01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:47,302 I am not ready to leave them. 1538 01:38:49,596 --> 01:38:51,014 I'm not ready. 1539 01:38:55,143 --> 01:38:58,938 You know, Tom, I've been thinking. 1540 01:38:59,356 --> 01:39:02,692 I noticed something very interesting. 1541 01:39:03,985 --> 01:39:06,363 Whenever this doctor comes in here, 1542 01:39:07,781 --> 01:39:13,036 he either calls you Mr. Donnelly or Tom. 1543 01:39:13,119 --> 01:39:14,371 You notice that? 1544 01:39:14,954 --> 01:39:16,623 Always one or the other. 1545 01:39:17,540 --> 01:39:22,045 Now, when he calls you Mr. Donnelly, 1546 01:39:22,712 --> 01:39:24,381 it's never good news. 1547 01:39:25,006 --> 01:39:29,719 Next thing you know, he's shooting you up with some stuff that makes you throw up. 1548 01:39:29,844 --> 01:39:31,971 Or he doesn't like your levels. 1549 01:39:32,889 --> 01:39:37,394 But when he calls you Tom, it's always good news. 1550 01:39:38,895 --> 01:39:44,401 I mean, the time he liked your white cell count. Remember that? 1551 01:39:44,526 --> 01:39:48,071 He calls you Tom. It's here, I've been taking notes. 1552 01:39:48,822 --> 01:39:54,536 Literally, every time, it's a good thing when he calls you Tom. 1553 01:39:55,078 --> 01:39:59,416 So this is what we want right now. 1554 01:40:00,417 --> 01:40:05,422 We want him to come in here, open that door, call you Tom. 1555 01:40:07,924 --> 01:40:09,592 That's what we want. 1556 01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:12,012 You understand? 1557 01:40:12,095 --> 01:40:14,597 So let's... Let's focus... 1558 01:40:16,683 --> 01:40:18,393 On that. 1559 01:40:18,435 --> 01:40:19,769 Okay? 1560 01:40:20,937 --> 01:40:21,938 Okay. 1561 01:40:24,566 --> 01:40:27,277 Everything's going to be all right, son. 1562 01:40:28,528 --> 01:40:29,904 It's going to be all right. 1563 01:40:30,780 --> 01:40:32,365 You promise? 1564 01:40:36,745 --> 01:40:39,539 Have I ever let you down before? 1565 01:40:42,876 --> 01:40:44,794 You're a ridiculous man, you know that? 1566 01:40:44,919 --> 01:40:48,131 I know. I've been told. 1567 01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:52,052 Okay. 1568 01:40:54,304 --> 01:40:59,726 Yeah, he's going to come in here and he's going to call you Tom. 1569 01:41:03,938 --> 01:41:08,276 And everything's going to be okay, all right? 1570 01:41:09,611 --> 01:41:11,988 Everything's going to be okay. 1571 01:41:22,165 --> 01:41:25,669 Okay, Tom, so here's where we are. 1572 01:41:51,528 --> 01:41:53,697 What happened was I did an interview 1573 01:41:53,780 --> 01:41:58,451 with a magazine called Zig Zag in 1971. 1574 01:41:58,535 --> 01:42:01,371 Just after I've had my first album out. 1575 01:42:01,454 --> 01:42:04,833 And in it, I was asked by the fellow who was interviewing me 1576 01:42:04,874 --> 01:42:06,376 whether I thought... 1577 01:42:06,459 --> 01:42:07,877 If I, um... 1578 01:42:09,212 --> 01:42:14,217 If I became, you know, rich beyond the dreams of avarice, you know, 1579 01:42:14,342 --> 01:42:18,054 whether it would affect my song writing, you know, detrimentally. 1580 01:42:18,179 --> 01:42:20,390 And I thought... I said I thought it would. 1581 01:42:20,473 --> 01:42:22,684 Anyway, John, for some reason, 1582 01:42:22,726 --> 01:42:25,645 took an exception to this and wrote a letter in. 1583 01:42:41,077 --> 01:42:43,413 It was a very friendly letter. 1584 01:42:45,081 --> 01:42:49,252 And he finished it with, "Well, what do you think of that?" 1585 01:42:49,502 --> 01:42:52,213 He had his own home telephone number in Ascot. 1586 01:42:52,255 --> 01:42:56,092 So, if I had got the letter, you know, when he sent it, I would have rung him. 1587 01:42:56,176 --> 01:42:57,260 Right, yeah.