1 00:00:39,061 --> 00:00:43,247 CARRIE: Year after year, 20-something women come to New York City... 2 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:46,245 ... in search of the two L 's: 3 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:49,603 Labels and love. 4 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:54,626 - Yeah. - He's the best. 5 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,818 WOMAN: Hot dress! 6 00:00:58,227 --> 00:01:01,312 Twenty years ago, I was one of them. 7 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:17,486 Having gotten the knack for labels early, I concentrated on my search for love. 8 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:21,812 Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. 9 00:01:21,985 --> 00:01:23,880 What? You're married? 10 00:01:24,049 --> 00:01:26,306 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married? 11 00:01:26,478 --> 00:01:28,803 - Until it is. - I fucking hate you. 12 00:01:28,973 --> 00:01:31,400 That is why you need help to spot them. 13 00:01:31,935 --> 00:01:33,557 Lots of help. 14 00:01:33,732 --> 00:01:36,749 Help also known as Charlotte York... 15 00:01:38,323 --> 00:01:40,218 ... Miranda Hobbes... 16 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:42,811 ... and Samantha Jones. 17 00:01:43,115 --> 00:01:46,506 - Oh, my God, look at his. MAN: Hey. 18 00:01:46,809 --> 00:01:48,033 Hi, how are you? 19 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,889 Oh, well. 20 00:01:54,827 --> 00:01:58,775 My name is Carrie Bradshaw, and I'm a writer. 21 00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:02,743 Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. 22 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:05,534 And as it turns out, my meal ticket. 23 00:02:07,772 --> 00:02:10,755 I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he? 24 00:02:10,933 --> 00:02:13,326 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love. 25 00:02:13,495 --> 00:02:16,546 - Trey can't get it up. - Well, almost perfect. 26 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,242 I'm becoming a Jew. 27 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:25,403 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged. 28 00:02:25,573 --> 00:02:27,797 - They're giving us a baby. - That's our baby. 29 00:02:27,969 --> 00:02:31,360 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back... 30 00:02:31,529 --> 00:02:33,718 ... for their daughter, Lily. 31 00:02:34,557 --> 00:02:37,075 Miranda was a disciple of tough love. 32 00:02:37,253 --> 00:02:38,943 Bye. Great sex. 33 00:02:40,779 --> 00:02:42,367 - Steve, I'm pregnant. - You're what? 34 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:43,565 Carrie. 35 00:02:43,741 --> 00:02:46,600 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady... 36 00:02:46,769 --> 00:02:49,786 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve. 37 00:02:49,964 --> 00:02:52,119 Who wants a Popsicle? 38 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,255 Oh, man. Boy. 39 00:02:54,422 --> 00:02:57,349 Samantha's love was sex. 40 00:02:57,517 --> 00:02:59,037 Lots of sex. 41 00:02:59,214 --> 00:03:01,732 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk. 42 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:03,236 Can I cancel my rice pudding? 43 00:03:03,407 --> 00:03:06,992 And then she found a man that combined sex and love. 44 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:08,494 I'm gonna help you be a star. 45 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:11,554 Yes, he is interested... 46 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:16,943 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod. 47 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:21,337 As for me, I was looking for something big. 48 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:23,799 Get in. 49 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:29,983 Mr. Big. Turns out when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. 50 00:03:30,259 --> 00:03:31,416 CARRIE: Just tell me I'm the one. 51 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:34,709 And despite all the other chapters of my life... 52 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:38,367 ... no one was ever quite big enough until... 53 00:03:38,544 --> 00:03:39,838 Carrie, you're the one. 54 00:03:40,008 --> 00:03:42,901 And just like that, I was. 55 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:47,290 Three books and three years later... 56 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:51,217 ... we still feel like those four single girls. 57 00:03:51,388 --> 00:03:53,941 And even though time had moved us on... 58 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:57,668 ... I managed to stay exactly where I was: 59 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:00,995 In love. 60 00:04:14,347 --> 00:04:15,970 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 61 00:04:16,244 --> 00:04:18,139 I got a good feeling about this one, kid. 62 00:04:18,307 --> 00:04:20,361 Oh, I hope so. I've always loved this block. 63 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,321 Hi, 3C? 64 00:04:23,498 --> 00:04:26,357 Finding the perfect apartment in New York City... 65 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:30,180 ... is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. 66 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:34,040 - So how many is this? - Thirty-three. 67 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:36,367 Lucky 33. 68 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:44,493 - The worst. I just left you a message. - And the kitchen's through here. 69 00:04:45,892 --> 00:04:47,548 CAROL: That's the window with the best view. 70 00:04:48,986 --> 00:04:52,968 Thirty-four? Lucky 34? 71 00:04:53,479 --> 00:04:56,463 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know. 72 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,465 We're very interested in this building. 73 00:04:59,635 --> 00:05:02,494 I do have another apartment that's not even on the market yet. 74 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:03,921 Care to take a look? 75 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,115 - Sure. - Sure. 76 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:06,845 All right, then. 77 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:10,244 It's more than you were looking to pay. 78 00:05:10,415 --> 00:05:12,707 - How much more? - More. 79 00:05:21,296 --> 00:05:23,985 So this is where they keep the light. 80 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,211 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:26,387 --> 00:05:31,243 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven. 82 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:34,306 Just a simple home for two. 83 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:38,832 And across the rooftop terrace... 84 00:05:38,998 --> 00:05:41,256 What, nirvana? 85 00:05:45,321 --> 00:05:48,406 Hello. I live here. 86 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,739 Your wife has quite a sense of humor. 87 00:05:51,776 --> 00:05:54,998 - They're not married. - He's my boyfriend. 88 00:05:55,536 --> 00:05:57,328 This way. 89 00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:02,116 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend? 90 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:06,114 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend. 91 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:10,004 - That sounds like a dog. - Well, if the shoe fits... 92 00:06:10,177 --> 00:06:12,570 And this is the master bedroom. 93 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:13,997 Uh. 94 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:18,424 It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes. 95 00:06:19,594 --> 00:06:23,383 - How is this place even available? - Nasty divorce. 96 00:06:23,553 --> 00:06:26,672 If you live here, what is there to fight about? 97 00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:34,463 Hm. 98 00:06:34,633 --> 00:06:38,286 - Well, now I understand the divorce. - I can build you a better closet. 99 00:06:41,255 --> 00:06:42,718 Welcome home, baby. 100 00:06:43,983 --> 00:06:46,876 Can...? Can we afford this? 101 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,732 I got it. 102 00:06:50,605 --> 00:06:53,464 BIG: Okay, let's sign some contracts. 103 00:06:53,634 --> 00:06:54,892 "I got it." Just like that. 104 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:58,024 - Like he was picking up a check for coffee. - It sounds perfect. 105 00:06:58,192 --> 00:07:00,450 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo. 106 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,244 And he says the kitchen needs work. 107 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:05,742 Of course, I don't know about that because I keep sweaters in my stove. 108 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:08,033 So he bought it and you'll live there with him. 109 00:07:08,207 --> 00:07:09,501 Yes, together. That's right. 110 00:07:09,671 --> 00:07:12,326 But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right? 111 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,053 I haven't figured out the details, but I'm a smart girl. 112 00:07:15,229 --> 00:07:17,622 I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with. 113 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:19,878 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart. 114 00:07:20,053 --> 00:07:21,483 And I love you for that. 115 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,203 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me... 116 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,568 ...and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous? 117 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:33,192 Oh, jealous of me living in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan. 118 00:07:33,364 --> 00:07:35,190 - All right, I'm jealous. - Thanks. 119 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,253 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn. 120 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:41,314 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. 121 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,308 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn. 122 00:07:43,479 --> 00:07:45,872 - Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. - Hey. 123 00:07:47,604 --> 00:07:49,499 CARRIE: Oh, lady. Hi. 124 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,630 - How was your flight? - Fabulous. 125 00:07:51,798 --> 00:07:52,819 - Oh, good. - Good. 126 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:54,753 - Let's go in. I'm so excited. CHARLOTTE: Show us. 127 00:07:55,956 --> 00:08:01,005 It was a rare occasion that brought all types of New York women together. 128 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,700 Sorry. 129 00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:06,994 Blair Elkenn was a waitress turned model turned actress... 130 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:10,063 ... turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night... 131 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:13,851 ... to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street. 132 00:08:14,025 --> 00:08:15,046 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:18,547 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge: 134 00:08:18,716 --> 00:08:20,736 An embarrassing and very public auction... 135 00:08:20,912 --> 00:08:24,031 ... of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy. 136 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,524 There it is. My baby. 137 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,186 Oh, she's a beauty. 138 00:08:29,365 --> 00:08:32,292 When I saw it in the catalog, I said to Smith: 139 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:36,907 "This flower ring is the essence of me. One of a kind, filled with fire." 140 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:40,011 - And a little too much. - Exactly. 141 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:43,696 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money. 142 00:08:43,872 --> 00:08:46,832 And now Lot 39, the flower ring. 143 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,021 That's it. 144 00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:50,920 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $ 10,000, please. 145 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:53,918 At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10,000. 146 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:56,571 Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000. 147 00:08:56,749 --> 00:08:59,642 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone. 148 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:03,269 CHARLOTTE: That's not fair. - Bitch. 149 00:09:03,437 --> 00:09:05,457 The gloves are off. 150 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:08,186 At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand. 151 00:09:08,362 --> 00:09:10,789 - I work hard, I deserve this. AUCTIONEER: At 40,000 now. 152 00:09:11,057 --> 00:09:14,449 At 40? Forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you. 153 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:17,544 Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000? 154 00:09:17,712 --> 00:09:20,265 Fifty fucking thousand. 155 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,657 At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you. 156 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:30,256 Would you like to say 60? Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000? 157 00:09:30,423 --> 00:09:32,476 I draw the line at 50. 158 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:38,105 I thought this auction would be more fun, but it's kind of sad. 159 00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:39,331 Isn't it? 160 00:09:39,508 --> 00:09:42,662 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her. 161 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,525 But it really is sad, huh? 162 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:47,084 And it's funny because they were so happy. 163 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,721 - Yeah, till they weren't. - I know, right? 164 00:09:51,054 --> 00:09:55,172 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen. 165 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:58,602 He'd been married three times before, so she let it ride... 166 00:09:58,773 --> 00:10:02,597 ...and then she came home one night and he had locked her out. 167 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:04,626 She didn't even have anywhere to live. 168 00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:08,284 Such a shame. After 10 years. 169 00:10:08,457 --> 00:10:10,147 She was a smart girl... 170 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,440 ...till she fell in love. 171 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:22,789 I'm thinking... 172 00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:26,749 ...I'm going to sell my apartment... 173 00:10:26,923 --> 00:10:28,977 ...and put the money towards heaven on 5th. 174 00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:31,139 Why? You love your apartment. 175 00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:35,297 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and... 176 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:38,862 And besides, I... 177 00:10:39,036 --> 00:10:41,589 I want to make us a life there. 178 00:10:41,897 --> 00:10:44,949 You know, I... I want it to be ours. 179 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:48,279 It is ours. I bought it for us. 180 00:10:48,452 --> 00:10:52,275 And that's so amazing, but you bought it. 181 00:10:53,077 --> 00:10:58,228 So really it's your place and if anything were to happen... 182 00:10:58,401 --> 00:10:59,796 What's going to happen? 183 00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:04,753 Come on, I have to be smart here. We're not married, I'd have no legal rights... 184 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:09,144 ...you know, to... To this home that I built... 185 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:12,072 ...with you. 186 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,066 Did you wanna get married? 187 00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:22,850 Well, I didn't... I didn't think that was an option. 188 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,619 What if it was an option? 189 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,504 Why? What, do you wanna get married? 190 00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:31,898 I wouldn't mind being married to you. 191 00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:34,502 Would you mind being married to me? 192 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:39,119 No. No, not if... Not if that's what you wanted. 193 00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:44,807 I mean, is...? Is that what you want? 194 00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:47,837 I want you. 195 00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:50,236 So... 196 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:52,665 ...okay. 197 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:54,325 So...? 198 00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:57,757 - Really? We're...? We're getting married? - We're getting married. 199 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:01,378 - Should we get you a diamond? - No, no. 200 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,576 Just get me a really big closet. 201 00:12:05,749 --> 00:12:10,866 So the other night Big and I were talking about... 202 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:16,020 ...you know, moving in together and our future... 203 00:12:16,197 --> 00:12:19,022 ...and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and... 204 00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:22,650 ...well... 205 00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:25,670 ...we decided to get married. 206 00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:27,935 [SCREAMS] 207 00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:30,561 - And I'm deaf. - I'm so excited! 208 00:12:31,038 --> 00:12:33,227 - Everybody is looking. - Sorry! 209 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,420 I'm so sorry, everyone... 210 00:12:35,596 --> 00:12:38,716 ...but this is my friend and she just got engaged. 211 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:44,041 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years. 212 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,532 I'm mortified. 213 00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:52,790 There is literally a ringing in my ear. 214 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:54,054 [PHONE RINGS] 215 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,693 And the big news was about to go bicoastal. 216 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:56,881 Samantha Jones. 217 00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:01,143 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about. 218 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:06,139 - Oh, honey, you finally got Botox. - No, I did not get Botox. 219 00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:09,791 - I'm telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it. - I did not call... 220 00:13:09,969 --> 00:13:12,624 ...to talk about Botox. - Well, I'm just saying. 221 00:13:12,797 --> 00:13:15,021 So last week... 222 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:18,551 ... after the auction, I started thinking about my options. 223 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,806 - Right. - And, um... 224 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:26,830 Well, Big and I decided to get married. 225 00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:30,864 - Really? - Yeah. 226 00:13:31,231 --> 00:13:33,920 Well, that's great. 227 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,485 You sounded more excited about the Botox. 228 00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:39,945 Honey, I am excited for you, but you know me. 229 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:42,101 I don't really believe in marriage. 230 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:45,932 Now, Botox, on the other hand, that works every time. 231 00:13:46,105 --> 00:13:48,034 Honey, I... I gotta go. 232 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,595 We can catch up when I'm in town next week. 233 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,249 [BEEPS] 234 00:14:00,081 --> 00:14:02,134 [PHONE RINGS] 235 00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:04,662 Hello. 236 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:06,901 I think I was in shock. 237 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,691 I mean, it's you getting married. 238 00:14:09,864 --> 00:14:12,087 This is not some random person, it's you. 239 00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:13,280 Yeah, I hear you. 240 00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:17,076 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan, you'd never wanna get married. 241 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:21,375 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file. 242 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,731 Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file. 243 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,887 Well, I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork. 244 00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:29,085 You'll get my bill. 245 00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:32,223 Samantha, it just feels so different this time. 246 00:14:37,315 --> 00:14:38,902 It's just... 247 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:43,794 ...two grownups making a decision about spending their lives together. 248 00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:47,023 Well, I'm happy for you. 249 00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,058 Oh, and hey, one more thing. 250 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:53,584 I want you to be maid of honor. 251 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:57,008 - How do you feel about that? - The same way you feel about Botox: 252 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,074 Painful and unnecessary. 253 00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:04,163 - Seventy-four, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests. - Seventy-five sounds better. 254 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:07,816 A small wedding of 75 guests. 255 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,045 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no. 256 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:13,207 As a wedding gift, Charlotte had given me... 257 00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:16,006 ... Anthony Marantino, friend and wedding planner. 258 00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:17,802 All right. 259 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,102 Well, that's... 260 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:23,260 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive... 261 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:26,360 ...when it comes to location and the dress. - I found the dress. 262 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,922 - What? When? - Yeah, the other day. I have it. 263 00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:34,601 - This is gonna be good. - I am so excited. 264 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,606 Okay. 265 00:15:37,109 --> 00:15:38,969 Here it is. 266 00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:45,722 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for. 267 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,384 It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple. 268 00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:51,448 It's simple and classic. 269 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,700 When I saw it, I thought, "That is what I should marry Big in." 270 00:15:56,874 --> 00:16:01,163 - Well, who's it by? What's the label? - No one. I found it at a vintage shop. 271 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,851 The bride wore a dress by no one. 272 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:07,614 Oh, come on, you know I'm gonna merchandise it up... 273 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:10,182 ...style it up with some shoes. CHARLOTTE: Right. 274 00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:13,344 The invitation is fancier than the dress. 275 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:15,474 - I heard that. - I meant you to. 276 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,061 HARRY: Don't tell anyone. 277 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,262 [SCREAMS] 278 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,076 CHARLOTTE: " The ultimate single gal, Carrie Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos... 279 00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:35,797 ...to New York financier John James Preston come fall." 280 00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:39,127 - Our wedding's on Page Six. - Who would put that in there? 281 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:44,586 "Proving to single gals everywhere that there can be a happy ending over 40." 282 00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:48,505 - Carrie. - Congratulations. 283 00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:52,165 It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six. 284 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:56,291 Even people you didn't expect, like my Vogue editor, Enid. 285 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:59,023 We're putting together our annual age issue... 286 00:16:59,198 --> 00:17:00,684 ...and we'd like you to do 40. 287 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:03,119 - Great. Who am I interviewing? - No. 288 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,378 You. You are 40. 289 00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:09,240 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old... 290 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:12,067 And here's the brilliant twist. - bride. 291 00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:17,362 Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine? 292 00:17:17,532 --> 00:17:20,981 In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 293 00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:26,276 ...so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes. 294 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:29,841 Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, I... 295 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,734 Carrie, Vogue designers. 296 00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:33,563 Vogue photographers. 297 00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:35,359 Vogue airbrushing. 298 00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:38,858 Nod your head. Yes. 299 00:17:41,889 --> 00:17:44,010 Thank you. It will be a sensation. 300 00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:46,646 We're calling it "The Last Single Girl." 301 00:17:46,813 --> 00:17:50,829 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl. 302 00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:55,193 No, but 40 is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown... 303 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,259 ...without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext. 304 00:17:58,426 --> 00:18:01,909 I thought the issue was "Great Style at Every Age." 305 00:18:02,087 --> 00:18:05,172 Style, yes. Bride, no. 306 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,161 - Is that better? - Just your typical Wednesday. 307 00:18:12,336 --> 00:18:14,797 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch... 308 00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:18,323 ... and new friends like Vera Wang. 309 00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:22,076 She's looking at home for someone who didn't think she had the bride gene. 310 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:24,974 - Well, I guess with the right man... - And the right dress. 311 00:18:25,512 --> 00:18:28,961 When I get married, I'm wearing something like that, only bigger. 312 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:31,723 MAN: Beauty. Hot. 313 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,786 Love the veil. 314 00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:36,255 And Carolina Herrera. 315 00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:41,282 MAN: Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work. 316 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,539 Great, let's do it. 317 00:18:53,729 --> 00:18:55,918 And Christian Lacroix. 318 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,867 Come on, look at the model. 319 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,668 And Lanvin. 320 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:12,652 And Dior. 321 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,933 And Oscar de la Renta. 322 00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:32,124 And finally, Vivienne Westwood. 323 00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:34,620 A dress so special... 324 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:39,770 ... it could bring a wedding tear from even the most unbelieving of women. 325 00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:50,158 And then, the impossible happened. 326 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,711 And just like that... 327 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,999 ... Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass. 328 00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:38,330 Can I lean? 329 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,505 Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books? 330 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,978 I love the smell. 331 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,650 Mm. 332 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,855 Oh. That's an oldie. 333 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,757 "Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One. " 334 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,984 - Oh, am I in there? - No, no. 335 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:07,291 But some of your classmates are, like Voltaire, Napoleon. 336 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:13,031 - Young lady, you need to get glasses. - No, I don't. I have yours. 337 00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:15,434 Okay, here's Napoleon. 338 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:19,537 "My dearest Josephine, I wake consumed with thoughts of you." 339 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,942 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront. 340 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:26,217 - Why are you reading this? - It's research for my new book. 341 00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:29,979 - Oh. What's it about? - Love. 342 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,782 I used to write about finding love. 343 00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:35,357 Now I wanna write about what happens after you've found it. 344 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,290 Interesting. 345 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,693 - What happens? - Mm. Stay tuned. 346 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,630 Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven. 347 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,168 Bring it, Ludwig. 348 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:51,264 "My thoughts go out to you, my immortal beloved. 349 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:55,243 I can live only wholly with you or not at all." 350 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,744 Good stuff. 351 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,281 "Be calm my life, my all. 352 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,284 Only by calm consideration of our existence... 353 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,252 ...can we achieve our purpose to live together. 354 00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:07,857 Oh, continue to love me. Never misjudge... 355 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,961 ...the most faithful heart of your beloved. 356 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:16,260 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours." 357 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,605 Have you ever written me a love letter? 358 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,241 Does a love fax count? 359 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:29,273 - When have I ever gotten a love fax? - Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one... 360 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:31,779 ...at some point. - Yeah. 361 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,344 What can I tell you, baby? It's not my style. 362 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,887 Besides, those guys had to write. They were separated from their loves... 363 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,720 ...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles. 364 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:45,021 I'm right here. 365 00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:47,130 Hello. 366 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,696 - You make me very happy. - Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing. 367 00:22:53,838 --> 00:22:58,502 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied, I became delinquent with my library books. 368 00:22:58,676 --> 00:23:02,476 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and Love Story... 369 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,774 ... were going to cost me more than a few tears. 370 00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:06,940 Excuse me, which way is the wedding? 371 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:09,085 Up the stairs. 372 00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:22,157 It was perfect. 373 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,359 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark... 374 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:29,303 ... that housed all the great love stories. 375 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,274 Where is the waiter with the check? 376 00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:38,040 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet. 377 00:23:38,546 --> 00:23:41,174 I still have a brief to work on when I get home. 378 00:23:41,349 --> 00:23:44,911 - I have to go to the bathroom. - I'll take him. 379 00:23:45,087 --> 00:23:46,145 MIRANDA: Thank you, Magda. 380 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:50,856 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling. 381 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,254 What? 382 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,901 We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper? 383 00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,699 I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m. 384 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,899 - Hey, he woke me up too. - Yeah. 385 00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,876 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed. 386 00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:13,117 You got milk on your top lip. 387 00:24:14,889 --> 00:24:16,050 What now? 388 00:24:16,224 --> 00:24:19,524 - It's like you're always criticizing me. - I am not. 389 00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:24,628 You wanna go through life with foam on your lip and no one ever telling you? 390 00:24:32,244 --> 00:24:34,474 Anything you wanna tell me? 391 00:24:41,554 --> 00:24:44,423 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me? 392 00:24:47,229 --> 00:24:50,096 [MOANING] 393 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:55,562 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wait. Wait. Don't come already. 394 00:24:55,739 --> 00:24:59,300 - Yeah. - No, wait. Get on top. 395 00:24:59,476 --> 00:25:02,105 Let's just get it over with. 396 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:09,755 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours. 397 00:25:10,957 --> 00:25:14,416 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with? 398 00:25:19,634 --> 00:25:23,503 - Steve, we have sex. - When was the last time we had sex? 399 00:25:24,473 --> 00:25:26,271 Um... 400 00:25:29,013 --> 00:25:31,846 STEVE: There was snow on the ground. 401 00:25:38,356 --> 00:25:41,053 - How often do you guys have sex? - Sex. 402 00:25:41,226 --> 00:25:43,024 - Miranda, please. MIRANDA: What? 403 00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:45,623 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means. 404 00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:47,790 I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means. 405 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:50,232 I know, but she is repeating everything. 406 00:25:50,405 --> 00:25:54,535 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles. 407 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:57,337 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word. 408 00:25:57,980 --> 00:26:01,508 Fine. How often do you guys? 409 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,380 - Color? CHARLOTTE: Thank you. 410 00:26:03,553 --> 00:26:07,888 Well, I can't color enough. I could color all day every day. 411 00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:12,155 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box. 412 00:26:12,331 --> 00:26:15,563 We get it. You love to color. 413 00:26:15,735 --> 00:26:17,498 Why are you asking? 414 00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:22,870 Well, last night Steve and I were coloring, and I was just about to... 415 00:26:23,043 --> 00:26:25,807 Come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent. 416 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:29,508 And he wanted to switch positions and I said: 417 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,078 "Let's just get it over with." 418 00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:37,251 - He kept trying to make it last longer. - This is bad? 419 00:26:37,427 --> 00:26:40,294 - It is when you have a full-time job. - I have a full-time job. 420 00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:43,299 You don't also have a 5-year-old, play dates, PTA meetings... 421 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,905 ...and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's. 422 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:50,269 We're just going through a no-coloring phase. 423 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,241 - It comes and goes, right? CHARLOTTE: Every couple is different. 424 00:26:53,648 --> 00:26:56,139 Harry and I make love two, three times a week. 425 00:26:56,317 --> 00:26:59,548 - Great, now I feel worse. - Well, when was the last time for you? 426 00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:03,651 - Six months ago. - Oh, my. 427 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,919 It sounds long. 428 00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:10,065 - But... But that's a dry spell. - I bet it is. 429 00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:13,635 Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big? 430 00:27:14,104 --> 00:27:17,131 Come on. I told. Tell. 431 00:27:17,309 --> 00:27:18,537 Mm-mm. 432 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,678 But I will tell you this. 433 00:27:20,845 --> 00:27:22,609 When Big colors... 434 00:27:24,183 --> 00:27:27,585 ...he rarely stays inside the lines. 435 00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:30,245 Well, this has been very helpful. 436 00:27:30,425 --> 00:27:34,624 [JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 437 00:27:40,036 --> 00:27:41,867 John? 438 00:27:48,713 --> 00:27:50,909 - Hey. - Come here. 439 00:27:59,093 --> 00:28:01,891 Totally outside the lines. 440 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:13,206 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address. 441 00:28:13,677 --> 00:28:16,009 I gotta go. Something just came up. 442 00:28:18,116 --> 00:28:22,018 - I got a gift for you. - So far, I like it. 443 00:28:30,496 --> 00:28:31,828 How'd...? 444 00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:35,528 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction. 445 00:28:35,703 --> 00:28:39,834 - I knew how much you wanted it. - But I was gonna buy it for myself. 446 00:28:40,242 --> 00:28:42,073 Well, I wanted to give it to you. 447 00:28:42,945 --> 00:28:45,071 For our anniversary. 448 00:28:45,248 --> 00:28:47,239 We met five years ago today. 449 00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:50,116 Right. 450 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,519 Do you like it? 451 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,592 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds... 452 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,525 ...it's not a diamond ring, right? - Yeah. 453 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:01,824 Well, in that case, I love it. 454 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,369 It's my second favorite thing I've ever found in there. 455 00:29:07,107 --> 00:29:11,772 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral. 456 00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:18,119 - Babe, I have to go to bed. - Bed? It's 7:30. 457 00:29:18,288 --> 00:29:21,986 I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m. and I need to get a workout in before that. 458 00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:23,819 You see, this is how it starts. 459 00:29:23,993 --> 00:29:28,329 Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week. 460 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:41,409 [WOMAN MOANING] 461 00:29:58,336 --> 00:30:02,295 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbor. 462 00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:06,109 From then on, night after night... 463 00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,839 ... while Smith got his beauty sleep... 464 00:30:10,784 --> 00:30:15,552 ... Samantha found something more interesting to watch than TiVo. 465 00:30:19,727 --> 00:30:22,526 - Keep going. - Okay. 466 00:30:23,598 --> 00:30:25,726 - Keep them closed. - Okay. 467 00:30:27,204 --> 00:30:30,537 Okay. Open them. 468 00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,902 Double doors. 469 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,513 So far, so good. 470 00:30:47,894 --> 00:30:50,022 Oh, my God. 471 00:30:53,302 --> 00:30:58,035 - Oh, you did me proud, mister. - You like it? 472 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:00,499 "Like it?" 473 00:31:05,349 --> 00:31:07,510 It's love at first sight. 474 00:31:07,685 --> 00:31:09,881 Oh, my. 475 00:31:10,055 --> 00:31:13,287 Here. Wait. 476 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:14,983 Hold this. 477 00:31:22,737 --> 00:31:25,706 Now I believe this is all really happening. 478 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,634 I can't believe it sold so fast. 479 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:31,678 - It's a sign. - Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low. 480 00:31:31,847 --> 00:31:32,905 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 481 00:31:33,082 --> 00:31:36,451 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in? And money's on the table. 482 00:31:36,621 --> 00:31:39,954 I'm gonna get started on the closet. I should be done in about 17 years. 483 00:31:40,123 --> 00:31:43,423 All right. Pink Post-it: take. 484 00:31:43,828 --> 00:31:46,889 Purple: toss. Yellow: storage. 485 00:31:47,065 --> 00:31:49,466 CARRIE: Oh, you're very good friends. 486 00:31:49,636 --> 00:31:51,160 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 487 00:31:55,409 --> 00:31:56,514 Oh, my God. 488 00:31:58,246 --> 00:31:59,437 [SCREAMS] 489 00:31:59,616 --> 00:32:03,003 CHARLOTTE: I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha. 490 00:32:04,275 --> 00:32:05,326 [GASPS] 491 00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:09,198 - What are you doing here? - A lot of shit went down in this place. 492 00:32:09,378 --> 00:32:11,970 Attention must be paid. 493 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,686 Ah. 494 00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:15,642 [SCREAMING] 495 00:32:15,818 --> 00:32:18,410 Really, champagne. 496 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,542 [RUN-D.M.C.'S "WALK THIS WAY" PLAYS OVER STEREO] 497 00:32:25,718 --> 00:32:27,668 - Remember this? - Oh, yeah. 498 00:32:27,841 --> 00:32:31,228 While Samantha put on The Best of the '80s... 499 00:32:32,705 --> 00:32:33,925 ... I put on the worst. 500 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,741 Banana clip. 501 00:32:47,486 --> 00:32:49,233 Yeah. 502 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,413 SAMANTHA: Work it. 503 00:32:53,636 --> 00:32:55,146 MIRANDA: Madonna. 504 00:32:55,323 --> 00:32:58,491 Whoo, whoo! 505 00:33:07,425 --> 00:33:08,440 No fun. 506 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,211 It took four friends three days... 507 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:33,441 ... to put 20 years into 38 boxes. 508 00:33:56,364 --> 00:33:58,472 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow... 509 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,554 ...maybe you could take Brady by the first birthday party alone. 510 00:34:01,721 --> 00:34:06,378 And then I'll meet you at the twins' party, and you can leave and be at the bar by 6. 511 00:34:07,277 --> 00:34:08,663 What's the matter? 512 00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:13,293 I had sex with someone else. 513 00:34:16,172 --> 00:34:19,013 And you're so amazing... 514 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,383 ...and I don't know how I could do that to you. 515 00:34:22,553 --> 00:34:26,250 You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I... 516 00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:27,742 God. 517 00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,779 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once. 518 00:34:30,953 --> 00:34:32,633 And it's been killing me. 519 00:34:34,722 --> 00:34:36,435 It's killing you? 520 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:37,858 It just happened. 521 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:41,297 I... I... 522 00:34:41,468 --> 00:34:43,282 I... I... I wasn't thinking. 523 00:34:43,585 --> 00:34:46,223 Do not follow me. 524 00:34:58,793 --> 00:35:00,795 Scout, off. 525 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,363 Miranda, it's still me. 526 00:35:14,797 --> 00:35:16,405 Is it? 527 00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:25,184 Steve. I just... I can't believe it. 528 00:35:25,654 --> 00:35:27,816 - That's what I said. MIRANDA: Yes, it's sad. 529 00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:31,086 But I'm not gonna make it any sadder by staying at a bad hotel... 530 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:34,130 ...while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt? 531 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,700 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn. 532 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,703 We're gonna keep Brady's life as normal as we possibly can. 533 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:42,902 I'm gonna have him on my days and Steve will have him on his... 534 00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:45,810 ...and Magda will shuttle back and forth between. 535 00:35:45,982 --> 00:35:48,975 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed... 536 00:35:49,153 --> 00:35:50,815 ...but how is Steve handling this? 537 00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:53,925 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him. 538 00:35:54,094 --> 00:35:56,688 It's not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him. 539 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,991 Miranda, honey, are you sure you wanna do this? 540 00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:01,901 It's just one time. Anyone can have a slip. 541 00:36:02,070 --> 00:36:06,167 Even if I could get my mind around that justification, it's the cheating part. 542 00:36:06,611 --> 00:36:10,513 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust. That's what's killing me. 543 00:36:19,727 --> 00:36:22,162 Thank you for being you. 544 00:36:25,369 --> 00:36:28,896 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week. 545 00:36:29,074 --> 00:36:32,407 Okay. Wedding crunch time. We need to get really serious here. 546 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:36,546 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor. 547 00:36:36,717 --> 00:36:39,346 He's pushed the move-in date yet again. 548 00:36:39,522 --> 00:36:41,423 - I gotta write this guy and... - No, no, no. 549 00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:45,393 No. Wedding before contractor, all right? 550 00:36:45,563 --> 00:36:50,264 Unless you're planning to invite him, which would make the guest list 201. 551 00:36:52,005 --> 00:36:55,032 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again? 552 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:58,201 - It's the dress. - You said 75 people. 553 00:36:59,381 --> 00:37:02,112 How can I explain this? 554 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,480 Look... 555 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,925 ...you play poker, right? 556 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:10,153 Well, the dress upped the ante. 557 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:13,732 Hey. 558 00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:18,440 How you doing on your vows? 559 00:37:18,607 --> 00:37:23,273 A reminder. You'll be saying these in front of a lot of people, so the pressure is on. 560 00:37:23,447 --> 00:37:25,347 All right, up. I have to finish this. Up. 561 00:37:25,516 --> 00:37:27,179 - Hey. - I don't have time for this. 562 00:37:27,352 --> 00:37:31,814 - You're not taking it seriously. - No, no, I'm not. It is a circus. 563 00:37:36,498 --> 00:37:38,364 Two hundred people? 564 00:37:38,534 --> 00:37:40,799 Page Six? 565 00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:49,041 This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look? 566 00:37:56,592 --> 00:38:00,655 I didn't know that was even an issue. 567 00:38:05,537 --> 00:38:07,700 So why didn't you say anything sooner? 568 00:38:08,608 --> 00:38:12,341 - You wanted all of this. - Well, yeah. 569 00:38:12,847 --> 00:38:15,078 - But don't you want...? - I want you. 570 00:38:15,384 --> 00:38:16,874 That's what I want. 571 00:38:18,722 --> 00:38:21,488 I could have just gone down to city hall. 572 00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:44,119 I think it's too late for city hall now. 573 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:48,317 Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that... 574 00:38:48,496 --> 00:38:49,793 I was just saying. 575 00:38:52,668 --> 00:38:55,570 See, that's the face... 576 00:38:55,738 --> 00:38:58,800 ...I've been trying to avoid. 577 00:38:59,677 --> 00:39:01,407 Come here. 578 00:39:07,855 --> 00:39:10,653 You're a great man-friend. 579 00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:17,991 And soon, it was the night before the big day. 580 00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:23,064 There they are. 581 00:39:31,152 --> 00:39:33,849 [CHATTERING] 582 00:39:41,234 --> 00:39:44,204 SAMANTHA: Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner... 583 00:39:44,371 --> 00:39:49,173 ...for the maid of honor to reveal embarrassing things about the bride. 584 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,215 But in our group, we never kiss and tell. 585 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,514 - So I'd like to make a toast to the groom. - There's a word he's heard before. 586 00:40:03,230 --> 00:40:05,859 - Who's that guy again? - Karl. He's a partner at the firm. 587 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:07,058 Karl's kind of a jerk. 588 00:40:07,235 --> 00:40:09,295 You know what they say, three time's a charm. 589 00:40:09,471 --> 00:40:11,703 Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking. 590 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:17,046 - Yeah, Samantha. - Yeah. 591 00:40:19,385 --> 00:40:23,824 Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. 592 00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:28,453 But after careful observation over the last hundred years... 593 00:40:28,631 --> 00:40:30,760 ...my doubts are over. 594 00:40:30,935 --> 00:40:33,928 So here's to the groom... 595 00:40:34,105 --> 00:40:37,439 ...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away. 596 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,669 PEOPLE: Aww. 597 00:40:39,845 --> 00:40:41,109 Here's hoping, John. 598 00:40:41,414 --> 00:40:43,542 That is a jackass. Here. 599 00:40:43,717 --> 00:40:45,618 - Cheers. - That was really nice. Thank you. 600 00:40:45,786 --> 00:40:47,915 HARRY: There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar... 601 00:40:48,090 --> 00:40:50,650 ...after dinner, huh? SAMANTHA: Exactly. 602 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:52,922 So that was quite a toast, Samantha. 603 00:40:53,096 --> 00:40:54,360 Well, you're quite a guy. 604 00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:57,161 WOMAN: Oh, my God, there's a cab. MAN: Oh, yeah. 605 00:41:00,407 --> 00:41:01,534 Steve. 606 00:41:02,243 --> 00:41:05,942 - I don't wanna bother you all. - You're not bothering us. 607 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,045 But... 608 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,349 ...I need to talk to Miranda. 609 00:41:12,957 --> 00:41:15,449 Samantha, could you ask her to come out? 610 00:41:15,627 --> 00:41:17,926 I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all. 611 00:41:18,866 --> 00:41:20,231 Sure. 612 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,941 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night. 613 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,669 Steve's here. 614 00:41:33,485 --> 00:41:36,250 They're not poodles. You know what I mean. 615 00:41:36,823 --> 00:41:40,659 Hey, guys. Would you give us? 616 00:41:41,162 --> 00:41:43,392 MAN: Yeah, sure, going in. 617 00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,401 You're all right? 618 00:41:56,182 --> 00:42:00,018 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls. 619 00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:03,248 You only talk to me in front of the baby and I can't say anything. 620 00:42:03,426 --> 00:42:06,793 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better? 621 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:12,362 - Please. It was just that one time. - You broke us! 622 00:42:12,537 --> 00:42:15,473 You broke us. What we had is broken. 623 00:42:17,145 --> 00:42:18,806 WOMAN: What the fuck is happening? 624 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:21,312 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 625 00:42:26,056 --> 00:42:28,787 I changed who I was for you. 626 00:42:35,436 --> 00:42:36,903 Hey. 627 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,943 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 628 00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:46,381 You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. 629 00:42:57,132 --> 00:43:01,934 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me. 630 00:43:02,105 --> 00:43:03,231 No. 631 00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:06,275 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence. 632 00:43:12,152 --> 00:43:14,780 Hey, is everything okay? 633 00:43:14,955 --> 00:43:17,517 Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess. 634 00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:19,992 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep. 635 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:23,132 But first give me a kiss good night and make it a good one... 636 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:27,702 ...because it's the last single-girl kiss. 637 00:43:30,142 --> 00:43:34,171 - I always knew she would marry Big. - Oh, you did not. 638 00:43:34,348 --> 00:43:36,682 - That's crazy. - Yes, I did. 639 00:43:36,851 --> 00:43:41,222 After every breakup I secretly thought, "Nope. They belong together." 640 00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:43,326 You thought that after the second breakup? 641 00:43:43,494 --> 00:43:45,189 - Yup. - After the fifteenth? 642 00:43:45,363 --> 00:43:48,334 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot. 643 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,028 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex. 644 00:43:52,405 --> 00:43:54,772 [PHONE RINGING] 645 00:43:55,109 --> 00:43:58,569 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up. 646 00:43:59,649 --> 00:44:01,311 - Now say something. - Sex. 647 00:44:05,657 --> 00:44:08,126 Are you sure she's not my child? 648 00:44:08,795 --> 00:44:10,956 - Hello? - It's me. 649 00:44:11,132 --> 00:44:13,533 Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily? 650 00:44:13,702 --> 00:44:16,466 - I need to talk. - What? 651 00:44:16,638 --> 00:44:22,307 I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and... 652 00:44:23,448 --> 00:44:25,747 Is this something we really wanna do? 653 00:44:27,086 --> 00:44:30,523 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it. 654 00:44:31,325 --> 00:44:34,660 Get some sleep, groomie. 655 00:44:38,668 --> 00:44:41,639 - What's the matter? - It's just... 656 00:44:41,973 --> 00:44:45,205 ...everything is great as it is. 657 00:44:46,111 --> 00:44:48,946 - I don't wanna screw it up. - You won't. 658 00:44:49,116 --> 00:44:51,415 I screwed it up twice before. 659 00:44:52,687 --> 00:44:54,383 Here's the thing. 660 00:44:54,891 --> 00:45:00,262 This is me you're marrying tomorrow. Me. It's nobody else. 661 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:04,399 - Yeah? - And I'm marrying you. 662 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:06,094 It's me and you. 663 00:45:06,505 --> 00:45:09,442 And do you wanna hear the great news there? 664 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:10,634 Yeah. 665 00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:13,646 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up. 666 00:45:15,385 --> 00:45:19,016 - Is that a smile I'm hearing? - Yeah. 667 00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:23,628 It sounds to me like you've got a bit of writer's block on the vow front. 668 00:45:23,796 --> 00:45:24,922 Yeah. 669 00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,966 And I find, you know, as a professional writer... 670 00:45:28,136 --> 00:45:32,039 ...that it's best to just, you know... 671 00:45:32,209 --> 00:45:35,838 ...just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed. 672 00:45:36,012 --> 00:45:38,073 And in the morning... 673 00:45:38,249 --> 00:45:41,481 - You'll know what to do. - Exactly. 674 00:45:41,653 --> 00:45:44,782 And if not, then just write this: 675 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,585 I will love you. 676 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,853 Simple, to the point... 677 00:45:49,029 --> 00:45:53,331 ...and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it. 678 00:45:55,272 --> 00:45:57,764 So you're gonna go to bed now, right? 679 00:45:58,576 --> 00:46:02,138 Okay. Good night. 680 00:46:02,314 --> 00:46:05,375 I'll see you tomorrow. And hey... 681 00:46:06,587 --> 00:46:08,519 ...it's me and you. 682 00:46:42,193 --> 00:46:43,888 Now, there's a bride. 683 00:46:49,965 --> 00:46:52,092 ANTHONY: Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls? 684 00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:53,494 [PHONE RINGING] 685 00:46:53,668 --> 00:46:56,535 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias. Samantha, you have the roses. 686 00:46:56,704 --> 00:47:00,366 - And Charlotte... CHARLOTTE: We can take care of it. 687 00:47:01,574 --> 00:47:03,269 Hello? 688 00:47:04,076 --> 00:47:06,839 Could you put Carrie on the phone, please? 689 00:47:08,379 --> 00:47:09,641 Hello? 690 00:47:15,451 --> 00:47:18,385 ANTHONY: Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here! 691 00:47:18,553 --> 00:47:22,216 That's all we need is the lift of a leg on the train of a dress. 692 00:47:22,390 --> 00:47:24,755 ANTHONY: Could you open this door, please? 693 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:27,791 - Wait, wait, hold it. WOMAN: I'm trying to find out... 694 00:47:27,961 --> 00:47:29,258 - Oh, my God. ANTHONY: Hey. 695 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,623 - The girls are in this car. - All of us together? 696 00:47:31,797 --> 00:47:34,766 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go. 697 00:47:34,933 --> 00:47:36,797 CARRIE [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. 698 00:47:36,968 --> 00:47:40,960 - See you then. Bye-bye. WOMAN: Just so beautiful. 699 00:47:45,674 --> 00:47:46,800 ANTHONY: Blue. MIRANDA: Yes, sir. 700 00:47:46,976 --> 00:47:50,274 - Red and black. CHARLOTTE: Okay, I'll see you there. 701 00:47:50,445 --> 00:47:52,537 - Where's black? - Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. 702 00:47:52,713 --> 00:47:54,647 - You're following the red. - I'm coming. 703 00:47:54,815 --> 00:47:57,282 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 704 00:47:57,450 --> 00:47:59,611 - Ready? - Yeah, okay, you're in. 705 00:47:59,785 --> 00:48:00,978 Okay. 706 00:48:01,152 --> 00:48:05,247 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess, do you see? 707 00:48:05,422 --> 00:48:07,481 - Can you hold that? - Oh, yes. 708 00:48:07,658 --> 00:48:09,091 Thank you. Okay. 709 00:48:09,759 --> 00:48:11,693 MIRANDA: Come on, scootch over. 710 00:48:14,162 --> 00:48:17,222 ANTHONY: It's like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole. 711 00:48:17,399 --> 00:48:18,592 See you at the library. 712 00:48:18,766 --> 00:48:22,201 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - Why haven't you called me back? 713 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:26,032 Look, I really need to talk to you. Call me as soon as you get this. 714 00:48:28,507 --> 00:48:32,909 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand? Bridal party only. 715 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,812 We've got a problem. They're not here. 716 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,777 - They're probably stuck in traffic. - Both of them? 717 00:48:46,054 --> 00:48:51,013 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - I can't go in without you. 718 00:48:52,659 --> 00:48:54,251 Baby... 719 00:48:55,762 --> 00:49:00,663 ...this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown. 720 00:49:05,302 --> 00:49:08,135 I need to know that it's still us. 721 00:49:08,305 --> 00:49:12,297 Just you and me. Like you said. 722 00:49:17,577 --> 00:49:19,374 CARRIE: I was putting it on. CHARLOTTE: I know. 723 00:49:19,546 --> 00:49:20,911 Good job. Beautiful. 724 00:49:22,281 --> 00:49:25,512 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you. 725 00:49:28,219 --> 00:49:30,880 MIRANDA: You look so beautiful. 726 00:49:38,094 --> 00:49:39,856 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 727 00:49:40,028 --> 00:49:41,188 MIRANDA: It looks beautiful. 728 00:49:41,363 --> 00:49:43,227 CHARLOTTE: It really does. It looks so beautiful. 729 00:49:44,265 --> 00:49:45,789 Oh, look at mommy, here they come. 730 00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:47,228 SAMANTHA: Easy does it. MIRANDA: We're here. 731 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,494 The traffic was the worst. 57th Street was just... 732 00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:54,537 - It's okay. CHARLOTTE: Hello. You guys look great. 733 00:49:57,976 --> 00:50:00,603 SAMANTHA: Ready. We're ready. 734 00:50:02,145 --> 00:50:03,908 He's not here. 735 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,209 - Who's not here? - The groom. 736 00:50:06,983 --> 00:50:08,007 What's happening? 737 00:50:09,684 --> 00:50:13,813 - Big's not here. - But we're 25 minutes late. 738 00:50:13,988 --> 00:50:16,115 Well, did anybody call him? 739 00:50:19,359 --> 00:50:22,850 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone. 740 00:50:27,031 --> 00:50:29,965 - All right, I don't know how to work this. - Here, sweetie. 741 00:50:30,133 --> 00:50:31,691 Thank you. 742 00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:45,938 MIRANDA: Hey, you know what? Let me just look at your tie for a minute. 743 00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:47,976 BIG: Hello. - Are you okay? 744 00:50:48,147 --> 00:50:49,546 I've been calling for an hour. 745 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:53,206 - Why haven't you been answering? - Because I don't know where my phone is. 746 00:50:54,686 --> 00:50:56,448 So, what's going on? Where are you? 747 00:50:56,887 --> 00:51:00,117 I was out front. I just left. 748 00:51:03,792 --> 00:51:05,419 I can't do this. 749 00:51:10,664 --> 00:51:12,426 Oh, my God. 750 00:51:16,935 --> 00:51:19,130 Carrie? Carrie. 751 00:51:22,407 --> 00:51:26,399 - He's not coming. Oh, my God. - What do you mean, "He's not coming"? 752 00:51:29,345 --> 00:51:31,245 Get me out of here. 753 00:51:31,414 --> 00:51:32,972 - Get me out of here! - Go, go, go. 754 00:51:33,149 --> 00:51:36,276 - You take her, I'll take care of all of this. MIRANDA: All right, all right. 755 00:51:36,451 --> 00:51:37,883 Here we go. 756 00:51:59,701 --> 00:52:02,101 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back. 757 00:52:02,271 --> 00:52:03,794 It's a one-way street. 758 00:52:03,971 --> 00:52:06,599 By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone. 759 00:52:06,774 --> 00:52:09,071 There's no one behind us. Turn around. 760 00:52:16,781 --> 00:52:19,773 - I think this is them. - Pull over. Pull over. 761 00:52:21,218 --> 00:52:22,776 Carrie. 762 00:52:29,925 --> 00:52:33,883 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now. 763 00:52:36,230 --> 00:52:38,254 BIG: Oh, God. 764 00:52:40,467 --> 00:52:43,765 CARRIE: I knew you would do this! I knew it! 765 00:52:43,936 --> 00:52:46,904 - Carrie, I'm sorry. - I am humiliated! 766 00:52:47,071 --> 00:52:49,665 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie. 767 00:52:49,841 --> 00:52:50,932 Come on. Come on. 768 00:52:51,108 --> 00:52:52,132 [CARRIE SOBBING] 769 00:52:52,309 --> 00:52:56,074 - Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie... - No! No! 770 00:52:57,379 --> 00:52:59,107 CHARLOTTE: Come on, we're gonna get in the car. 771 00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:02,346 MIRANDA: It's all right, it's all right. 772 00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:23,988 [HORN HONKING] 773 00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:25,690 Let's go, man. Move it. 774 00:53:54,623 --> 00:53:57,649 I thought I would still be in extreme pain. 775 00:54:00,861 --> 00:54:02,828 I feel nothing. 776 00:54:05,598 --> 00:54:07,929 I'd like some more nothing. 777 00:54:13,905 --> 00:54:15,599 Yes, I'm still jilted. 778 00:54:17,574 --> 00:54:20,974 What the hell got into him? He was perfectly fine at the dinner. 779 00:54:22,044 --> 00:54:24,534 CARRIE: I knew it when he called last night. 780 00:54:25,079 --> 00:54:27,979 - I could tell. - Then why didn't you say anything? 781 00:54:30,083 --> 00:54:32,915 I didn't wanna believe it. I di... 782 00:54:33,085 --> 00:54:36,315 I didn't even wanna say it out loud. 783 00:54:38,857 --> 00:54:41,950 - Now I have nowhere to live. - You'll stay here. 784 00:54:42,126 --> 00:54:43,388 Forever. 785 00:54:44,495 --> 00:54:47,019 Maybe you should eat something. 786 00:54:48,198 --> 00:54:50,495 - Anyone? Hungry? - No. 787 00:54:52,401 --> 00:54:55,563 I can never go back there again. How am I gonna get my clothes? 788 00:54:55,736 --> 00:54:59,899 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that. Anything you need. 789 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,833 A hit man? 790 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:06,708 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown. 791 00:55:07,478 --> 00:55:10,140 You have your honeymoon clothes here. 792 00:55:11,315 --> 00:55:13,647 Well, there's the silver lining. 793 00:55:15,551 --> 00:55:19,680 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort... 794 00:55:19,854 --> 00:55:21,788 ...that's prepaid on my credit card... 795 00:55:21,957 --> 00:55:24,424 ...because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me. 796 00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:26,253 SAMANTHA: I can get you out of that. 797 00:55:26,427 --> 00:55:29,327 Worse comes to worse, I'll say there was a death or something. 798 00:55:29,495 --> 00:55:31,224 Wasn't there? 799 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:38,357 CHARLOTTE: Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 800 00:55:52,846 --> 00:55:53,972 Charlotte. 801 00:55:54,147 --> 00:55:55,944 [MOUTHS] Come here. Come here. 802 00:55:58,985 --> 00:56:01,782 I did something really bad, I think. 803 00:56:02,487 --> 00:56:05,320 I said something to Big at the rehearsal dinner. 804 00:56:06,857 --> 00:56:08,017 What do you mean? 805 00:56:08,192 --> 00:56:11,683 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset. 806 00:56:11,861 --> 00:56:15,591 Big came over to me, and I said something like: 807 00:56:16,431 --> 00:56:18,489 "You're crazy to get married." 808 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:21,200 It just came out. 809 00:56:21,369 --> 00:56:25,327 - Do you think it's totally the reason? - No. 810 00:56:25,505 --> 00:56:28,496 Big has been weird about marriage for years. 811 00:56:30,676 --> 00:56:34,167 - I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. - No, no, no. 812 00:56:34,345 --> 00:56:37,643 This is a bad time to even mention it. 813 00:56:38,715 --> 00:56:43,447 No, no, no. Find another time later. 814 00:56:43,619 --> 00:56:44,607 Uh-huh. 815 00:56:44,786 --> 00:56:48,721 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon, but I got us in. 816 00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:52,621 - What? - I just booked us three seats on the flight. 817 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:55,488 Mexico, here we come. 818 00:56:55,862 --> 00:56:58,694 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job. 819 00:57:06,903 --> 00:57:09,894 SAMANTHA: Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J. 820 00:57:10,072 --> 00:57:13,939 That's right. Great, thank you. 821 00:57:15,276 --> 00:57:19,234 - Make sure that the car is there... - We're here, I'll call you back later. 822 00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:23,339 Welcome to Mexico. 823 00:57:23,716 --> 00:57:25,911 [SAMANTHA SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 824 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:30,545 Do you have wi-fi? Thanks. 825 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:37,521 I'm sorry, I'm confused. I'm waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston. 826 00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:41,857 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk. 827 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:51,202 This will kill her. 828 00:57:53,138 --> 00:57:55,197 - Where is she? - In the powder room. 829 00:57:55,374 --> 00:57:58,103 - Well, let's look around. - Yeah. 830 00:58:28,332 --> 00:58:30,822 And this is a master suite. 831 00:58:32,235 --> 00:58:34,169 Oh, my God. 832 00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:36,531 Here. 833 00:58:36,705 --> 00:58:38,536 MIRANDA: You get that side. 834 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:42,536 CHARLOTTE: Where are we gonna put these? 835 00:58:43,443 --> 00:58:47,503 Here. No more honeymoon stuff. This is very important. 836 00:58:53,852 --> 00:58:55,615 Here she comes. 837 00:59:08,896 --> 00:59:10,625 It's going to be a gorgeous sunset. 838 00:59:12,832 --> 00:59:14,094 Close the shutters. 839 00:59:21,272 --> 00:59:22,534 All of them. 840 00:59:43,723 --> 00:59:45,350 Morning. 841 00:59:47,726 --> 00:59:49,216 Did I dream it? 842 01:00:03,172 --> 01:00:04,968 CHARLOTTE: Carrie? 843 01:00:05,907 --> 01:00:08,534 It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day. 844 01:00:09,676 --> 01:00:11,303 So? 845 01:00:20,717 --> 01:00:22,981 [CLATTERING] 846 01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:28,757 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast. 847 01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:31,952 I'm tired. 848 01:00:32,127 --> 01:00:35,562 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep. 849 01:01:10,189 --> 01:01:12,520 - Oh, thank you, Paulo. - Sure. 850 01:01:15,727 --> 01:01:20,594 With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip? 851 01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:23,323 It's the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe. 852 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:27,265 See? "Made in Poughkeepsie." I didn't wanna chance it. 853 01:01:27,436 --> 01:01:29,198 It's a five-star resort. 854 01:01:29,570 --> 01:01:31,561 It's Mexico. 855 01:01:40,045 --> 01:01:41,273 Carrie. 856 01:01:43,882 --> 01:01:44,974 Is there coffee? 857 01:01:46,049 --> 01:01:48,779 CHARLOTTE: Yeah. Yeah, of course. 858 01:01:55,891 --> 01:01:58,291 The sun feels nice. 859 01:02:02,129 --> 01:02:04,255 Jesus, honey, wax much? 860 01:02:04,631 --> 01:02:07,599 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit. 861 01:02:07,966 --> 01:02:10,730 - What are you talking about? - I forgot to wax. 862 01:02:10,903 --> 01:02:14,668 - Since when, 1998? MIRANDA: I've had other things on my mind. 863 01:02:14,839 --> 01:02:17,432 I could be on death row and not have that situation. 864 01:02:17,607 --> 01:02:20,700 Well, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. 865 01:02:20,876 --> 01:02:22,468 SAMANTHA: Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. 866 01:02:22,645 --> 01:02:25,511 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. 867 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,581 How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. 868 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:32,344 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it. 869 01:02:34,687 --> 01:02:36,655 So, what, it's my fault? 870 01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:39,949 I let the sex go out of my marriage. I deserve what I got? 871 01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:43,821 - Thanks for understanding. - Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I... 872 01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:45,620 I'm fine. 873 01:02:56,938 --> 01:02:59,565 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. 874 01:02:59,739 --> 01:03:01,502 - Really? - Yeah. 875 01:03:01,675 --> 01:03:04,370 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma." 876 01:03:04,543 --> 01:03:07,136 Oh, honey, you made a little joke. 877 01:03:07,312 --> 01:03:09,246 Good for you. 878 01:03:10,081 --> 01:03:11,445 Yeah. 879 01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:25,858 [MARIACHI BAND PLAYING] 880 01:03:26,026 --> 01:03:27,425 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 881 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:31,724 - My name is Felix, I'll be your server. - Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas. 882 01:03:31,898 --> 01:03:34,127 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. Just bottled water. 883 01:03:34,299 --> 01:03:36,528 - I'll drink hers. - May I have your room numbers? 884 01:03:37,969 --> 01:03:41,904 We're staying in one of the private houses. Uh, number 3. 885 01:03:42,505 --> 01:03:43,665 Very good, Mrs. Preston. 886 01:03:48,510 --> 01:03:50,170 That was like taking a bullet. 887 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:58,178 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. 888 01:04:04,522 --> 01:04:06,989 - Will I ever laugh again? - Yes. 889 01:04:07,157 --> 01:04:10,853 - When? - When something is really, really funny. 890 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:17,629 Thank God for that mariachi band or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. 891 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:21,566 Fabulous. And keep them coming. 892 01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:24,568 Thanks. 893 01:04:30,309 --> 01:04:31,741 Thank you. 894 01:04:37,781 --> 01:04:40,510 He couldn't get out of the car. 895 01:04:40,983 --> 01:04:44,418 After 10 years of what he already put me through... 896 01:04:44,586 --> 01:04:48,749 ...he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. 897 01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:50,887 I made the effort. 898 01:04:51,058 --> 01:04:52,854 I put a bird on my head. 899 01:04:53,026 --> 01:04:54,550 - Is that what that was? - Yeah. 900 01:04:54,727 --> 01:04:57,251 - I thought it was feathers. - It was a bird. 901 01:04:57,429 --> 01:05:00,762 - It was beautiful. SAMANTHA: Beautiful. 902 01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:03,292 He's a bad guy. 903 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,562 Always was. 904 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:10,637 - Bad guys do bad things. - And good guys do bad things. 905 01:05:10,806 --> 01:05:13,741 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 906 01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:16,044 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 907 01:05:16,144 --> 01:05:17,920 - Trust me, I've done the legwork. CARRIE: After everything I know... 908 01:05:19,475 --> 01:05:22,334 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 909 01:05:22,498 --> 01:05:24,577 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 910 01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:26,016 - Trust me, I've done the legwork. CARRIE: After everything I know... 911 01:05:27,654 --> 01:05:32,048 ...after 20 years of everything we've learned... 912 01:05:32,216 --> 01:05:36,108 ...I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite. 913 01:05:37,575 --> 01:05:39,835 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me. 914 01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:43,766 As long as we're going down this road... 915 01:05:43,934 --> 01:05:48,384 ...I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. 916 01:05:48,562 --> 01:05:50,889 On what planet did I allow that to happen? 917 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:52,116 But you love him. 918 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:55,980 Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? 919 01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,546 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? 920 01:06:00,715 --> 01:06:03,076 Is it all about the other person? Is that love? 921 01:06:03,245 --> 01:06:06,605 - No, that's marriage. - Even this ring. 922 01:06:06,775 --> 01:06:08,261 I wanted to buy this for myself. 923 01:06:08,438 --> 01:06:10,698 That meant something to me, to be able to do that. 924 01:06:10,869 --> 01:06:14,457 - And then he buys it for me. - Because he knew how much you loved it. 925 01:06:14,632 --> 01:06:18,558 Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him not me. 926 01:06:20,891 --> 01:06:23,410 - Is every...? - We'll take another round. 927 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,740 - Another? - Relax. We're on vacation. 928 01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:28,677 Technically, we're on my honeymoon. 929 01:06:28,848 --> 01:06:31,743 No, I think we're on their honeymoon. 930 01:06:33,276 --> 01:06:35,671 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in. 931 01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:46,309 "Mailbox full." Yeah, I'll bet it is. 932 01:06:46,484 --> 01:06:48,750 - There's no time like the present. CARRIE: No. 933 01:06:49,642 --> 01:06:51,449 I'm not ready to face it all yet. 934 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:55,363 Hey. I'm going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. 935 01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,530 Anybody wanna...? 936 01:06:58,790 --> 01:07:01,022 - Hi. - Hey, good news. 937 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:03,222 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney. 938 01:07:03,395 --> 01:07:06,941 They're willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price... 939 01:07:07,115 --> 01:07:09,941 ...and "are willing to vacate by the time you return... 940 01:07:10,108 --> 01:07:12,105 ...pending an additional financial offer." 941 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,892 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. 942 01:07:16,063 --> 01:07:18,721 - Let's work on getting your things there. CARRIE: Wow... 943 01:07:19,124 --> 01:07:21,749 ...you two could rule the world. 944 01:07:22,448 --> 01:07:24,937 After her workout, Charlotte couldn't help but think... 945 01:07:25,111 --> 01:07:26,985 ... how truly blessed she was. 946 01:07:27,152 --> 01:07:30,831 This week had made her feel more grateful than ever for her happy marriage. 947 01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:35,242 And just for a second, while picturing her loved ones at home in New York... 948 01:07:35,411 --> 01:07:39,551 ... she forgot where she was and opened her mouth. 949 01:07:47,157 --> 01:07:49,782 [STOMACH GRUMBLING] 950 01:08:03,011 --> 01:08:04,018 Hello, miss. 951 01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,285 - Have you had that happen? CARRIE: Not recently. 952 01:08:10,456 --> 01:08:12,155 Sweetie, what's...? 953 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:14,192 It's locked, she's mopping. 954 01:08:14,358 --> 01:08:15,922 Try the... 955 01:08:16,096 --> 01:08:18,948 [GRUMBLING CONTINUES] 956 01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:23,601 [SQUISHING] 957 01:08:24,654 --> 01:08:27,013 - Did you just...? - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 958 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,138 And just like that... 959 01:08:29,311 --> 01:08:31,336 ... Charlotte "Poughkeepsied" in her pants. 960 01:08:31,510 --> 01:08:33,342 [LAUGHING] 961 01:08:33,509 --> 01:08:36,976 Oh, my God. 962 01:08:40,428 --> 01:08:41,738 Miranda was right. 963 01:08:41,904 --> 01:08:46,690 When something was really, really funny, I laughed. 964 01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:49,610 Oh, my God. 965 01:09:13,978 --> 01:09:15,319 COMPUTERIZED VOICE: First message: 966 01:09:15,486 --> 01:09:20,495 Received Saturday, September 20th, 12:30 p.m. 967 01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:24,045 BIG [ON RECORDING]: Carrie, call me. I need to talk to you before... 968 01:10:17,332 --> 01:10:21,105 There was no better time I could think of to hire an assistant. 969 01:10:21,269 --> 01:10:24,642 Um, no. I do not lift boxes. 970 01:10:25,630 --> 01:10:29,758 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion. 971 01:10:29,925 --> 01:10:31,845 Oh. 972 01:10:32,855 --> 01:10:34,674 This is not nonfat. 973 01:10:35,001 --> 01:10:36,399 Oh. 974 01:10:36,564 --> 01:10:40,492 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant. 975 01:10:40,664 --> 01:10:42,216 Cathy? 976 01:10:43,203 --> 01:10:45,831 - You seem drunk. - Little bit. 977 01:10:46,002 --> 01:10:47,787 Never made it to bed last night. 978 01:10:47,954 --> 01:10:50,262 But I type like a motherfucker! 979 01:10:50,428 --> 01:10:52,370 I have a degree in finance from Princeton... 980 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:55,138 ...and I've been assistant to a V.P. at Merrill Lynch. 981 01:10:55,308 --> 01:11:00,311 That's impressive. And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this job? 982 01:11:09,942 --> 01:11:14,573 - So you're from St. Louis? - That's right. Louise from St. Louis. 983 01:11:14,745 --> 01:11:16,631 And you have a degree in computer science? 984 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,769 - Yes, that's correct. - Well, good for you. I can barely text. 985 01:11:21,802 --> 01:11:25,472 - Have you ever been a personal assistant? - No, but I'm the oldest of six kids... 986 01:11:25,643 --> 01:11:27,825 ...so I'm sure I can handle anything you got. 987 01:11:27,997 --> 01:11:30,809 - Wow. Six kids, what's that like? - Crowded. 988 01:11:31,244 --> 01:11:34,349 I had to move to New York just to get some room. Where did I end up? 989 01:11:34,525 --> 01:11:37,132 In a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates. 990 01:11:37,639 --> 01:11:40,778 Well, aside from the space issue, why'd you move to New York? 991 01:11:42,706 --> 01:11:43,959 To fall in love. 992 01:11:45,490 --> 01:11:48,833 - What? That's corny, right? - No. 993 01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:52,931 No, no, it's... It's just very honest. 994 01:11:53,971 --> 01:11:58,137 I don't think that I've heard anybody say that in a very long time. 995 01:11:58,675 --> 01:11:59,997 Well... 996 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,231 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question. 997 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,417 Okay. 998 01:12:06,627 --> 01:12:08,942 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates... 999 01:12:09,112 --> 01:12:11,619 ...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley Louis Vuitton bag? 1000 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:15,612 It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal? It's like Netflix for purses. 1001 01:12:16,282 --> 01:12:19,890 - How can I not know about this? - Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up. 1002 01:12:25,590 --> 01:12:28,633 And did she hook me up. 1003 01:12:29,173 --> 01:12:33,144 Hi. This is Louise. I'm calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 1004 01:12:33,787 --> 01:12:37,825 Yes, she received your invitation, but she will be unable to attend. 1005 01:12:38,001 --> 01:12:39,618 Thank you. 1006 01:12:43,673 --> 01:12:45,722 LOUISE: Put that over there. 1007 01:12:46,827 --> 01:12:48,682 After only three days... 1008 01:12:48,852 --> 01:12:53,457 ... I began to think of her as Saint Louise from St. Louis. 1009 01:12:54,194 --> 01:12:56,379 Ain't nothing in there for you. 1010 01:12:57,279 --> 01:13:00,358 And as I moved back into my old apartment... 1011 01:13:00,534 --> 01:13:03,486 ... Miranda searched for a new one, downtown. 1012 01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,605 MIRANDA: You see the Chinese writing? BRADY: Yeah. 1013 01:13:06,771 --> 01:13:09,984 New York magazine says this is the new up-and-coming neighborhood. 1014 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:13,927 - Okay, maybe down that way? - Maybe you come home. 1015 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,014 Look, white guy with a baby. 1016 01:13:18,385 --> 01:13:21,826 Wherever he's going, that's where we need to be. 1017 01:13:22,601 --> 01:13:24,082 Come on. 1018 01:13:25,123 --> 01:13:29,229 MAGDA: I lived here before. It used to be all-Ukrainian area. 1019 01:13:29,403 --> 01:13:30,455 Mm-hm. 1020 01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:32,316 A U-Haul. 1021 01:13:33,053 --> 01:13:33,631 Coming or going? 1022 01:13:34,429 --> 01:13:37,265 - Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out. - Okay. 1023 01:13:37,426 --> 01:13:38,342 Wait down here, okay? 1024 01:13:38,508 --> 01:13:43,322 And there in old Ukrainia, Miranda found her new apartment. 1025 01:13:44,904 --> 01:13:47,752 CARRIE: "And there they remained for the rest of their days... 1026 01:13:47,945 --> 01:13:50,244 ...for the birds were constantly on guard... 1027 01:13:50,450 --> 01:13:54,413 ...and the women could not so much as step one foot out the door. 1028 01:13:54,605 --> 01:13:56,831 And Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after." 1029 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:01,166 You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? 1030 01:14:01,347 --> 01:14:04,714 I mean, things don't always happen like this in real life. 1031 01:14:05,393 --> 01:14:09,734 - I just think you should know that now. - Again. 1032 01:14:10,919 --> 01:14:12,766 And another one bites the dust. 1033 01:14:12,940 --> 01:14:14,949 - Hi. CARRIE: Hi. 1034 01:14:15,432 --> 01:14:17,421 Mommy's home. 1035 01:14:18,026 --> 01:14:20,452 Thanks for watching Lily while I went to the doctor. 1036 01:14:20,621 --> 01:14:24,759 - Oh, sure. Everything okay? - Mm-hm. 1037 01:14:25,475 --> 01:14:29,416 - I'm pregnant. - How? 1038 01:14:29,586 --> 01:14:34,297 You know how people always say that when you stop trying, it can happen? 1039 01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:37,838 And my doctor says that she knows other couples who have adopted... 1040 01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:40,192 ...and then they get pregnant. 1041 01:14:40,842 --> 01:14:44,173 - Sweetie. - Carrie, I'm pregnant. 1042 01:14:45,996 --> 01:14:49,937 I guess in certain houses, fairy tales do come true. 1043 01:14:50,108 --> 01:14:51,990 [SAMANTHA MOANS] 1044 01:14:52,162 --> 01:14:54,517 SAMANTHA: Oh, that was really hot. 1045 01:14:55,904 --> 01:15:02,000 - You seem kind of distant. - Distant? You're still in me.