1
00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,146
(BELL TOLLING)
2
00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,241
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
3
00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,620
(GROANS SOFTLY)
4
00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,244
BOY: Shut up!
5
00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,519
Oh, hey, you're up-
6
00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,059
I wasn't sure if you, you know,
wanted to sleep in or not.
7
00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,776
(COUGHING IN DISTANCE)
8
00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,654
Am I in a dorm room?
9
00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,316
Uh, yeah.
10
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,911
(MOUTHING)
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
11
00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,158
(SINGING ON CELL PHONE)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
12
00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,911
And now you gotta
pick up the phone
13
00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,285
(SIGHS)
14
00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,209
Where are my clothes?
15
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,127
On the dresser.
16
00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,677
I folded your pants last night.
17
00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:15,057
You know, I wasn't sure if
that material gets wrinkled.
18
00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,136
Great.
19
00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,305
Uh...
20
00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,850
Don't know if you
remember my name or not.
21
00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,856
Pretty wasted last night.
Tylenol?
22
00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,232
What?
23
00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,862
My head is killing me.
Do you have any Tylenol?
24
00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,658
Yes.
25
00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,156
Yes, I do.
26
00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,072
Sorry.
27
00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,588
Thanks.
28
00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,047
I'm Carter, by the way.
29
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,428
Not a word of this
to anyone, got it?
30
00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,390
Yeah. Sure.
31
00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,315
Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?
32
00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,740
Nice one, dickhead.
33
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,744
(BOYS CHEERING)
34
00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,591
Hey! (CHUCKLES)
35
00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:30,961
Stop global warming?
36
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,476
GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING)
37
00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,511
GIRL: Run!
38
00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,723
FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING)
63 bottles of beer on the wall
39
00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,391
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
40
00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,814
FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE)
26 hours, that's all you got?
41
00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,315
FRAT PLEDGES:
Bottles of beer on the wall.
42
00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,523
FRAT BROTHER: I can't hear you!
43
00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,403
62 bottles of beer.
44
00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,450
You take one down
Pass it around.
45
00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,324
FRAT BROTHER: Keep going!
46
00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,163
Hey!
47
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,169
Hi.
48
00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,630
You haven't returned any of my texts.
49
00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,629
Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.
50
00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,177
Yeah, I can see that.
51
00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,227
Okay, Tim, we went on a date.
52
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,554
One.
53
00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,980
I don't have to text you back.
We're not, like, a thing.
54
00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,357
Okay. I just...
55
00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,935
You know, I figured
we had a nice time.
56
00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,817
You had a nice time.
I was miserable.
57
00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,529
I mean, who takes
their first date to Subway?
58
00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,281
It's not like you have a footlong.
59
00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,756
(VIETNAMESE MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
60
00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,298
SORORITY GIRL: Hey, does this
look infected to you?
61
00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,303
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
62
00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,311
SORORITY GIRL 2:
Someone drank my kombucha!
63
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,271
SORORITY GIRL 3:
Is this gluten-free?
64
00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,518
SORORITY GIRL 4:
Yes. Of course.
65
00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,815
(SIGHS)
66
00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,810
Oh, my God!
67
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:13,739
You sneaky little beeyotch!
Who was it?
68
00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,031
Nobody.
69
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,699
Sisters don't keep secrets.
70
00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,948
Seriously, it was nobody.
71
00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,580
Well, I hope "nobody" used a condom.
72
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,204
We don't want somebody
looking like a whore.
73
00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,410
Thanks, Danielle.
Super helpful.
74
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,745
What are sisters for?
75
00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,331
Oh, and don't forget,
house meeting at lunch.
76
00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,414
Living for it.
77
00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,878
Hmm.
78
00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,471
She finally rolls in.
79
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,423
(GROANS)
80
00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,436
Did I totally embarrass
myself last night?
81
00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,396
(CHUCKLES) Not at all!
82
00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,768
Unless you consider
83
00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,021
dancing on a table,
starting two fights
84
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,523
and barfing pretzel chunks
all over the bar embarrassing.
85
00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,195
Please tell me you're kidding.
86
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,282
Oh, and you also rammed your
tongue down Nick Sims' throat
87
00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,825
right in front of Danielle.
88
00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,159
(SNICKERS)
89
00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,829
Oh, God! But she was
so nice to me this morning.
90
00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,998
Yeah, I think she was
as drunk as you last night.
91
00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,290
So consider it collective amnesia.
92
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,994
(SWANS) Thank God for that!
(LORI LAUGHS)
93
00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,257
Oh, crap! I'm so late for class.
94
00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,088
I can't find my damn book!
95
00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,223
Ha!
96
00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,100
(LORI CLEARS THROAT)
97
00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,184
Did you really think you could
keep it a secret from me?
98
00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,389
How did you find out?
99
00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,724
Driver's license.
100
00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,525
Not the best picture, I might add.
101
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,944
I assume you changed my ringer, too?
102
00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,111
Who, me?
103
00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,358
Never.
104
00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,023
(LAUGHS)
105
00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,324
What'd you wish for?
106
00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,533
A new roommate.
107
00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,240
Wench. (CHUCKLES)
108
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,747
I made that from scratch!
109
00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,295
Sorry, too many carbs.
Toodles!
110
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,081
(SIGHS)
111
00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,088
Locomotive response in the
subject shows an acceleration
112
00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,340
across the quantum plane.
113
00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,390
This creates great orbital overlap
114
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,344
between the partially
positive base of carbon
115
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,646
and the partially negative
hydrogen alkali group.
116
00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,938
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
117
00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,398
Thanks.
118
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,068
(SLURS) Get your school spirit
on before the big game.
119
00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,486
10% off with your student ID.
120
00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,939
DANIELLE: We really need to step up
our game at the Sigma parties, okay?
121
00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,899
And we still need to
pick this year's charity.
122
00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,234
I can say right now,
123
00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,866
there's no way we're doing the
Special Needs Art Fair again.
124
00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,698
Totally freaked my shit out.
Thoughts?
125
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,500
What's wrong?
126
00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,789
Oh, I don't know.
127
00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,044
What's wrong, Tree?
128
00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,008
Nothing.
129
00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,963
Except for that cat lady buffet
you just dumped at our table.
130
00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,922
And is that chocolate milk I see?
131
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,347
I missed breakfast.
132
00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,055
What is breakfast, Becky?
133
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,346
(SCOFFS)
134
00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,523
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
135
00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,146
Oh! Asshole!
I'm sorry.
136
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,352
I'm sorry, Tree.
(SIGHS)
137
00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,732
Wait, you two know each other?
138
00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,859
Yeah.
No!
139
00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,282
We had a class together last year.
140
00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,579
Look, I was bringing you this back.
141
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,670
Sorry, I didn't know where you lived.
You know, I...
142
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,344
Yeah. I'm sorry again about the mess.
143
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,711
(SIGHS)
144
00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,423
What a douchebag!
145
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,021
MAN: (ON PA)
Dr. Lawrence to outpatient services.
146
00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,190
Dr. Lawrence to outpatient services.
147
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,812
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
148
00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,313
And now you gotta
pick up the phone
149
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,860
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
150
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,950
Lori!
Hi.
151
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,199
Hi.
152
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,320
Um...
153
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,499
So, I thought you only work nights.
154
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,622
Doing a double for Jen.
She has the flu.
155
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,918
That's nice of you.
156
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,913
So, I guess I don't need
to ask what you're doing here?
157
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,958
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
158
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,468
Got to go!
159
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:05,920
Look, Tree.
160
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,922
It's none of my business,
161
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,929
but I think something like this
162
00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,102
is bound to have some
pretty serious consequences.
163
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,606
You're right.
It is none of your business.
164
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,945
WOMAN: (ON PA)
Dr. Surd and Dr. Margolan, 2476.
165
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,486
Dr. Surd and Dr. Margolan, 2476.
166
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,838
(GREGORY SIGHS)
167
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,265
We can't do this today.
168
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,184
There's too much
going on in the building.
169
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,605
I have patients.
170
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,857
And I'm losing mine.
171
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,017
(TREE MOANING)
172
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,778
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLES)
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
173
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,401
STEPHANIE: Gregory.
174
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,286
Hi.
Hey, sweetie.
175
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,954
What's with the door?
176
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,451
Stupid thing got jammed.
177
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,750
Oh. Just wrapping up here. Have
you met my student, Theresa?
178
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,498
No, I haven't.
179
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,622
Hi, it's nice to meet you.
180
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,206
Thank you so much
for helping me out.
181
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,876
This is a nice surprise.
182
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,016
JENELLE: (ON TV)
Nathan's been acting really
strange since our big fight.
183
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,183
And this morning,
184
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,682
he drove to Atlanta for
a last-minute business meeting
185
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,479
about opening a new gym.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
186
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,148
Enter.
187
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,147
JENELLE: Which is weird because I've
never heard anything about it before.
188
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,944
But I'm trying not to
let that bring me down.
189
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,066
Is that my top?
190
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,489
How cute is it on me?
191
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,533
Whatever. Just don't get
anything on it, please.
192
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,069
You mean like Nick's nutter butter?
193
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,905
Wow. Classy, Danielle.
194
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,456
What time are you going
to the party tonight?
195
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,499
I don't know. Later.
196
00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,792
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- DANIELLE: Ugh.
197
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,745
Our tuition dollars at work.
198
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,542
Anyhow, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.
199
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,716
Okay. Bye.
200
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,881
Bye!
201
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,257
GIRL: Who took my hair dryer?
(SCOFFS)
202
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,758
Crazy bitch!
203
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,392
DAVID: (ON PHONE)
Theresa, it's Dad.
204
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,562
I sat in that restaurant waiting
for you for over an hour.
205
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:23,358
I can't believe you would do
this to me, today of all days!
206
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,268
(CHEERING)
207
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,691
Bayfield, baby!
Ooh!
208
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,606
Babies for life!
209
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,236
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
210
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,353
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUNE
PLAYING ON MUSIC BOX)
211
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,480
(SCOFFS)
212
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:22,368
Okay, you guys are hilarious.
You can come out now.
213
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,707
Losers.
214
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,682
(CLATTERS)
215
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,017
(SIGHS)
216
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,363
Yo, I think your friends
went the other way.
217
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,034
Can I help you?
218
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,748
Look, weirdo, I'm not scared.
219
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,627
Why don't you go try this with one
of the heifers at Delta Gamma?
220
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,504
They're into cosplay.
221
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,759
Okay, I'm calling the cops.
222
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,939
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
223
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,576
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAYING)
(GASPS)
224
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,254
(SCREAMS)
225
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,256
(GROANS)
226
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,675
(PANTING)
227
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,728
(SCREAMING)
228
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,230
(BELL TOLLING)
229
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,063
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
230
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,985
BOY: Shut up!
231
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,827
Oh, hey, you're up-
232
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,695
(SIGHS)
233
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,202
I wasn't sure if you, you know,
wanted to sleep in or not.
234
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,999
(RINGTONE PLAYING)
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
235
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,877
Oh...
236
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,424
Right, yeah.
237
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,548
I folded your pants
for you last night.
238
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,382
You know, I wasn't sure if
that material gets wrinkled.
239
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:42,965
Uh...
240
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,220
I don't know if you
remember my name or not,
241
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,726
you know, you were
pretty wasted last night.
242
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,807
But, uh...
243
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,226
I'm...
Carter.
244
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,020
You remember.
245
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,111
Tylenol?
What?
246
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,736
My head is killing me.
Do you have any Tylenol?
247
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,911
Oh, uh...
248
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,158
Yes.
249
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,614
Um...
250
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,582
It's over there.
251
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,914
Right.
252
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,165
It's under your clothes on the thing.
253
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,962
Right. Right.
254
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,596
(SIGHS) Thanks.
255
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,094
And...
256
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,848
(CHUCKLES)
It's like you've been here before.
257
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,729
Are you okay?
258
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,443
Tree.
259
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,405
Are you okay?
260
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,906
Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?
261
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,128
I'm... I'm sorry.
262
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,457
(SIGHS)
263
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,212
Nice one, dickhead.
264
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,048
(BOYS CHEERING)
265
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:14,891
GIRL: Hey!
266
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,066
Stop global warming?
267
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,895
Sorry, no thanks.
268
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,908
GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING)
269
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,153
GIRL: Run!
270
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,908
FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING)
64 bottles of beer on the wall
271
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,204
64 bottles of beer.
272
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,406
BOY: I'm soaked!
273
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,743
FRAT PLEDGES: You take one down.
Pass it around
274
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,702
63 bottles of beer on the wall
275
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,750
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
276
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,172
FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE)
26 hours, that's all you got?
277
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,173
Keep going! Faster!
278
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,925
FRAT PLEDGES:
62 bottles of beer on the wall
279
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,426
62 bottles of beer.
280
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,682
FRAT BROTHER:
Keep going! I can't hear you!
281
00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,940
Hey!
282
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,732
You haven't returned any of my texts.
283
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,904
Tim, what day is it?
284
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,945
Uh, Monday the 18th.
285
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,781
You're sure?
286
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,080
I'm pretty sure.
287
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,784
I, um...
288
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,539
I gotta go.
289
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,749
(SIGHS)
290
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,630
Call me!
291
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,677
(VIETNAMESE MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
292
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,234
Oh, my God!
293
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,283
You sneaky little beeyotch!
Who was it?
294
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,989
Sisters don't keep secrets.
295
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,074
(CHUCKLES)
296
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,994
I'm totally having déja vu right now.
297
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,249
Oh! I have it all the time.
298
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,830
It's supposed to mean
someone's thinking about you
299
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,256
while they're masturbating.
300
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,833
I have it at least five times a day.
301
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,803
Seriously, I've been having
it all clay. It's so weird.
302
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,176
Maybe you should switch
to water next time, hon.
303
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,348
I... Yeah, thanks.
I'll keep that in mind.
304
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,475
What are sisters for?
305
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,273
Oh, and don't forget,
house meeting at lunch.
306
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,108
Hello?
307
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,231
It's been on the board
since last Thursday, Tree.
308
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,565
Yeah. I remember it.
309
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,441
Um... (CHUCKLES)
310
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,703
She finally rolls in.
311
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,281
That's so weird.
312
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,832
LORI: You okay?
313
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,375
You were kind of a mess last night.
314
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,540
Oh, shit. I'm so late for class.
315
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,174
(CLEARS THROAT)
316
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,344
Did you really think you could
keep it a secret from me?
317
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,477
Don't you wanna know how I found out?
318
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,725
Driver's license?
319
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,140
Clever girl.
320
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,978
That picture, though.
(CHUCKLES)
321
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,726
I gotta go.
322
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,729
But you didn't even blow out the...
323
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,616
Candle.
324
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,575
DANIELLE: We really need to step up
our game at these frat parties, okay?
325
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,078
And we still need to
pick this year's charity.
326
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,500
I can say right now,
327
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,169
there's no way we are doing the
Special Needs Art Fair again.
328
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,373
BOY: Get your school spirit
on before the big game.
329
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,175
10% off with your student ID.
330
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,760
DANIELLE: What's wrong, Tree?
331
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,897
Um, I'm just a little tired, I guess.
332
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,770
No, dumb-ass.
333
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,271
What's wrong with that?
334
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,568
So not Kappa cuisine.
335
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,116
And is that chocolate milk I see?
336
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,867
I missed breakfast.
337
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,536
We all miss breakfast, Becky.
338
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,783
Becky, look out!
339
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,546
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Tree.
340
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,214
Wait, you two know each other?
341
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,212
Yeah. I mean...
No!
342
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,300
We had a class together
last year. That's all.
343
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,882
I'm sorry about all this.
344
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,559
Hey.
345
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,980
What?
346
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,148
My bracelet.
347
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,726
Oh.
348
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,648
You know, I'm sorry
again about the mess.
349
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,161
DANIELLE: What a douchebag!
350
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,667
We can't do this today. There's too
much going on in the building.
351
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,211
I need to talk to you.
352
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,663
(SIGHS)
353
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,623
Tree, I...
354
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,086
I know what you're gonna say.
355
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,512
You do?
356
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,510
Look.
357
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:01,595
It's normal for a young girl to
have feelings for an older man,
358
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,054
but you can't fall in love.
359
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,897
I'm not falling in love with you.
360
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,816
You're not?
361
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,111
No. I've been having
the weirdest day...
362
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,687
(MOANING)
363
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,608
Your wife.
364
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,657
Uh, that's kind of a buzzkill.
365
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:20,738
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLES)
366
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,286
STEPHANIE:
Gregory. Are you in there?
367
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,163
Thank God you locked the door.
368
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,045
(CHUCKLES) Hey, sweetie.
369
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,548
Uh, I didn't realize
I'd locked the door. Um...
370
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,597
Just wrapping up here.
Have you met my student, Theresa?
371
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,173
No...
372
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,553
I haven't.
373
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,052
Nice to meet you.
374
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:46,726
TREE AND TREE'S MOTHER: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to us.
375
00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:50,067
TREE AND TREE'S MOTHER: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to us.
376
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,487
Happy birthday to us.
377
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,940
DAVID: My favorite girls.
Blow it out.
378
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,737
(LAUGHS) There you go.
379
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,818
TREE: That! What's that?
380
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,244
TREES MOM: You guys, I think
I just found a bug.
381
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,411
Where?
Right in there.
382
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,579
DAVID: Take a look.
383
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,828
And Mom goes in for the kill.
(LAUGHS)
384
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,160
DAVID: Oh, no. Oh, no.
385
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,790
Hey, don't look at me.
386
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,746
Oh, I guess
387
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,082
I'm not having leftovers.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
388
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,385
JENELLE: (ON TV) ...for a last-minute
business meeting about opening a new gym.
389
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,384
I know! I'm just
borrowing it for tonight.
390
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,424
What time you going to the party?
391
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,430
But I'm trying not to
let that bring me down.
392
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,181
Hello?
(SNAPS FINGERS)
393
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,513
Earth to space bitch.
394
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,767
What?
395
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,770
(MIMICKING DEAF PERSON)
What time are you going to the party?
396
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,767
Uh...
397
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,853
I don't know. Later.
398
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,692
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- DANIELLE: Ugh.
399
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,444
Our tuition dollars at work.
400
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,358
(GASPING)
401
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,784
Okay, whoa!
402
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,454
Chill out. It's just another
rolling blackout, sweetie.
403
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,623
It happened before?
Yeah.
404
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,041
Like two weeks ago.
405
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,913
Anyhow, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.
406
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,164
GIRL: Who took my hair dryer?
407
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,218
DAVID: (ON PHONE)
Theresa, it's Dad.
408
00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,467
I sat in that restaurant
waiting for you for over an...
409
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,672
(GROUP CHEERING)
410
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,925
BOY: Bayfield, baby!
411
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,056
Babies for life!
412
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,512
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
413
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,653
STUDENT:
Yo, Mike. Come on. Hurry up, man.
414
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,360
MIKE: Hold up. I'm coming.
415
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,076
STUDENT: Here we come.
416
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,669
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUNE
PLAYING ON MUSIC BOX)
417
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,005
(GASPS)
418
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,521
No way.
419
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,740
(SHRIEKS)
420
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,206
Surprise?
421
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,165
What the hell, Tree?
422
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,672
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
I thought that you...
423
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,095
I am so, so sorry.
424
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,264
Don't mess with a Kappa bitch.
425
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,715
(ALL CHEERING)
426
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,601
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
427
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,477
(LIVELY CHATTER)
428
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,359
Yes.
Are you serious?
429
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,531
Yes.
430
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,529
That slut.
Who?
431
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,781
Lori. She said she'd be here.
432
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,408
She's so out of
the house next year.
433
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,489
I think she said she had,
like, a double shift.
434
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:35,868
Whatevs. She's been
boning some mystery guy. (SNICKERS)
435
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,043
There's your stalker.
436
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,374
He's so hot.
437
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,209
Danielle!
What?
438
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,340
That's so gross.
Oh, okay.
439
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,805
Truce?
440
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,549
Hi.
441
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,929
Why were you wearing
that stupid mask anyway?
442
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,556
Big game's on Friday.
443
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,308
I just thought I'd show
a little school spirit.
444
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,022
Never thought I'd get clocked for it.
445
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,474
(LAUGHING)
446
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,603
I really am sorry.
Did you ice it?
447
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,029
It's fine.
448
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,198
You can make it up to me later.
449
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,990
What?
450
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,783
Don't "what" me.
451
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,581
You know exactly what
you are doing, Tree.
452
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,750
What am I doing, Danielle?
453
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,042
Danielle!
454
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,301
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
455
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,775
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
456
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,570
Nick?
457
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,496
(CHUCKLES)
458
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,335
Wow.
459
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,768
(EXHALES)
460
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,229
Oh, shit.
461
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,899
Oh, shit, Nick.
You scared me.
462
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,953
You want me to punch
you in the face again?
463
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,578
(CHUCKLES)
464
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:53,674
Welcome to the pleasure-dome.
465
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,137
(LOUD UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
466
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:04,725
(CHUCKLES)
467
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,027
It's a little loud,
don't you think?
468
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,071
(CHUCKLES)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
469
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,472
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
470
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,819
Okay! I'm officially over this.
471
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,359
Have fun in the Sahara Tent.
472
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,867
Come on. Nick, seriously!
Danielle's, like, freaking out.
473
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:06,995
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
474
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,332
(SCREAMING)
475
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,393
TREE: No!
476
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,055
Help me! Help me!
477
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:26,890
(VOCALIZING)
478
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,896
You asshole!
479
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,070
(TREE GRUNTING)
480
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,364
(SCREAMING)
481
00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,695
(BELL TOLLING)
(GASPING)
482
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,073
Is everything okay?
483
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,117
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
484
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,544
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
485
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,376
What...
486
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,298
I don't know if you remember
my name or not.
487
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,626
You were...
Pretty wasted.
488
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,801
Yeah.
489
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,011
And your name is Carter?
Yeah.
490
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,717
And we've never met before?
491
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,972
I mean, no, not until last night.
492
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,475
Oh, my God.
This is a nightmare.
493
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,022
I'm sorry.
494
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,691
You were the one that wanted
to come home with me.
495
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,226
(GASPING)
496
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,361
Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina...
497
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,438
(SHRIEKS)
498
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,239
Nice one, dickhead.
499
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,333
Stop global warming?
500
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,329
Oh! A simple "no thanks" would do.
501
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:33,999
(GASPS)
502
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,083
Oh. (LAUGHS)
503
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,138
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
(GASPS)
504
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:42,178
FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE)
26 hours, that's all you got?
505
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,759
Keep going!
506
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,560
FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING)
62 bottles of beer.
507
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,012
You take one down.
508
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,938
FRAT BROTHER:
I can't hear you!
509
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,772
(SHRIEKS) Hey!
510
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,149
You okay? You haven't
returned any of my texts.
511
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,956
LORI: She finally rolls in.
512
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,463
Hey, you okay?
513
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,048
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
514
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,125
Tree?
515
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,057
Tree, what's wrong?
516
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,305
Say something.
517
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,725
Lori...
518
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,353
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
519
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,236
I don't know what's happening to me.
520
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,403
Okay.
521
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,899
Just calm down.
Tell me what's going on.
522
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,446
Look, I know this isn't
gonna make any sense,
523
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,749
but I have already
lived through this day.
524
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:49,996
Twice.
525
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,703
Tree.
526
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,876
No, no, no. Believe me.
527
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,172
I know it sounds totally crazy,
528
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:59,923
but this is happening
to me, I swear to God.
529
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,503
Tree. I'm sure it feels
like you're living through...
530
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,054
Okay, you made me a cupcake.
531
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,933
For my birthday, right?
532
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,304
You're about to give it to me
533
00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,557
and then later on tonight
there's a surprise party.
534
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,180
Ugh.
535
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,937
Who told you?
Was it Becky?
536
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,143
No, no. Nobody told me.
That's what I mean.
537
00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,103
Don't you see? I know
what is going to happen
538
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,813
before it happens.
539
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,113
Lori...
540
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,618
Lori, somebody is
gonna kill me tonight.
541
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,497
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
542
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,116
Okay.
543
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,792
Okay, I get it.
Who put you up to this?
544
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,994
Was it Danielle?
No, no, no.
545
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:38,002
This isn't some stupid joke!
This is actually happening to me.
546
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,958
I don't know who is going
to kill me, but someone is.
547
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,634
I just don't know who it is yet.
548
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,178
Tree, you're starting
to freak me out.
549
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,880
How do you think I feel?
550
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,099
Tree, look at me.
551
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,969
Nobody is trying to kill you.
552
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,178
Yes, they are, Lori.
553
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,396
Tree, look at me!
554
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,100
I know that today is hard
with your mom and all.
555
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,319
Why don't you skip class?
556
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:02,568
Just take the day off
and get some rest.
557
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,446
I promise you,
you'll feel better tomorrow.
558
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,577
Okay?
559
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,294
Let's see you get
in here now, asshole.
560
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,417
(GRUNTS)
561
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,518
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLING)
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
562
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,099
DANIELLE:
Tree, why is the door locked?
563
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,266
Um...
564
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,733
I just need some alone time.
565
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,734
What time are you
going to the party tonight?
566
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,449
I don't know.
567
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,277
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- DANIELLE: Ugh.
568
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,864
Our tuition dollars at work.
569
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:57,620
Anyhoo, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.
570
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,875
Okay. See you soon.
571
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,208
GIRL: Who took my hair dryer?
572
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,595
JENELLE: ...opening a new gym.
573
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:11,642
Which is weird because I've never
heard anything about it before.
574
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,139
But I'm trying not to
let that bring me down.
575
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,313
Because I'm on my
way to pick up Jace.
576
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,140
(SCOFFS)
577
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,397
BARBARA: I'm just happy
you're gonna see Jace.
578
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,477
JENELLE: I know.
579
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,778
BARBARA: 'Cause it's been,
like, almost a month.
580
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,231
He's gonna be so excited to see you.
581
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,533
Where'd Lori put the freaking remote?
582
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,571
(SIGHS)
583
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,871
BARBARA: Hi, Jace!
584
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,241
JENELLE: Hey, Jace.
585
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,666
Hey.
586
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,666
(JENELLE EXCLAIMING)
587
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,921
BARBARA: Hi.
WOMAN: Hi.
588
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,540
I'm Barbara.
589
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,624
I am Crystal.
590
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,085
BARBARA: Hi.
CRYSTAL: Nice to meet you.
591
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,091
JENELLE:
Can you say bye to Mamey?
592
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,262
JACE: Bye.
593
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,136
JENELLE:
Stay buckled and have a good time.
594
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,264
MALE BINGO ANNOUNCER: G-48.
595
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,184
It's that great. G-48.
596
00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,355
G-48!
597
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,432
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
598
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:23,964
BARBARA: I don't know what's going on
with you and that other guy, okay?
599
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,292
REPORTER: ...is being treated
for a gunshot wound
600
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:30,220
following a deadly shoot-out this
morning that left one officer dead.
601
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,047
Tombs was the subject of...
602
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,340
(GASPING)
603
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,461
(RUSTLING)
604
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,654
- (WOMAN SCREAMS ON TV)
- WOMAN: ...boring hairstyles?
605
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,607
Do you go through
a can of hair spray
606
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,575
trying to get that full,
volumized look?
607
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,621
Then bump it up with Bumpits
and get that salon-style look.
608
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,415
Flat to fabulous, instantly.
609
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,834
Imagine being able
to create today's...
610
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,723
(SHRIEKS) No!
611
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,426
(SCREAMING)
612
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,186
(SCREAMING)
(BELL TOLLING)
613
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,270
(SCREAMING)
614
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,314
What's wrong?
615
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,616
(HYPERVENTILATING)
What's going on?
616
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,364
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
617
00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,820
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
618
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,863
Tree, are you okay?
Are you sick?
619
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,698
Shut up! Shut up!
620
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,500
Shut up! Shut up!
621
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,794
Oh, my God. Make it stop.
Make it stop.
622
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,167
Are you okay?
Get away from me.
623
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,293
All right.
624
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,966
(PANTING)
Come on, just...
625
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,053
(PANTING)
626
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,941
(DISTORTED)
Stop global warming?
627
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,017
(GASPING)
628
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,190
GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING)
629
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,024
(HYPERVENTILATING)
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
630
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,205
FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING)
Bottles of beer...
631
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,657
You take one down
632
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,408
61 bottles of beer on the wall.
633
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,539
Louder!
634
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,746
FRAT PLEDGES:
61 bottles of beer on the wall.
635
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,672
You take one down
Pass it around.
636
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:53,873
FRAT BROTHER:
I can't hear you!
637
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,217
(GASPS) I'm sorry.
638
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,340
You forgot your stuff.
639
00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,921
FRAT BROTHER: Keep going!
640
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,765
Help me. (SOBBING)
641
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,721
(SLURPING)
642
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,688
Will you please stop staring at me
643
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,515
like I took a dump on your mom's head?
644
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,066
I'm sorry.
645
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,862
I'm just trying to
wrap my brain around this.
646
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,111
How's that going for you?
647
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,613
Assuming that I believe any of
this is even remotely possible,
648
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,866
there has to be a reason
you're stuck in this day.
649
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,824
Okay? Out of all the days of your
life, what makes this day special?
650
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,291
What gives this day meaning?
(RINGTONE PLAYS)
651
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,367
Nothing.
652
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,203
Yeah, it's my birthday and now
you gotta pick up the phone.
653
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,379
It's your birthday?
654
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,707
Yeah.
Hello?
655
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,761
So? Birthdays are just excuses to, like,
eat cake and open presents and shit.
656
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:40,883
There's no real meaning
behind a birthday.
657
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,214
No, it's symbolic.
658
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,971
Okay? Whoever's killing you
knows it's your birthday.
659
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,978
All right, look.
660
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,895
Give me a list of names of everybody
who knows it's your birthday
661
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,727
and whoever is trying to kill you.
662
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,733
Well, thanks to my sorority,
663
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,782
pretty much the entire school
knows it's my birthday.
664
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,780
God, they're throwing me this
stupid surprise party tonight.
665
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,487
I mean, it literally
could be anyone.
666
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,739
I mean, who has motive?
667
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,831
Okay, maybe it's Danielle.
668
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,120
All right.
669
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,580
Apparently, I made out
with some guy she liked
670
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,040
right in front of her last night.
671
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,500
Huh.
672
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,047
Must have been before we met.
673
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,298
Busy night?
674
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,469
Okay, Mr. "I'm gonna take
this drunk girl home
675
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,768
and take advantage of her."
676
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:30,936
Don't judge.
677
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,811
For the record, I didn't take
advantage of you last night, okay?
678
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,142
I slept on Ryan's bed.
679
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,521
So, we didn't have...
680
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:40,696
No!
681
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,820
You were wasted last night.
682
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,151
You know, I was afraid
you were gonna fall
683
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,201
or choke on your own vomit
like Janis Joplin.
684
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,129
Uh, what were we...
685
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,502
Suspects.
Right. Suspects.
686
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,549
Um, okay, so Danielle.
687
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,593
(SIGHS)
688
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,965
Gregory. Um, his wife.
689
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,344
Creepy Tim.
690
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,307
Ooh! Um, that tiny girl from
T.J. Maxx that I got fired.
691
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:14,139
And maybe the Uber driver
that I spit on last week.
692
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,348
I think his name was...
693
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:18,059
What? Nobody's perfect.
694
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,404
Okay. This isn't helping.
695
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:22,647
(SIGHS)
696
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,650
This is pointless, isn't it?
All right, look.
697
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:30,534
The way I see it is you have
unlimited amount of lives.
698
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,241
So you have unlimited opportunities
to solve your own murder.
699
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,419
So I'm just supposed to keep dying
700
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,838
until I figure out who my killer is?
701
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,881
That's your genius plan?
702
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,300
Do you have a better idea?
703
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,889
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
704
00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:19,211
BOY: Tim!
705
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,511
(MOUTHING) Oh! He's gay!
706
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,471
(STABS)
(GASPS)
707
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,191
(BELL TOLLING)
708
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,987
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
709
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:52,862
(SIGHS)
710
00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:08,669
(SIGHS)
711
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,799
(SHRIEKS)
712
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,886
(GRUNTING)
713
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,268
It's so exhausting. (GRUNTS)
714
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,568
Asshole!
715
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,697
You bitch!
(SCREAMS)
716
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,158
I knew it was you!
717
00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:37,581
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Come here!
718
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,956
Get off of me!
I'm gonna kill you.
719
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,291
(HORN BLARING)
720
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,709
(BELL TOLLS)
(GRUNTS, YELLS)
721
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,583
(MUFFLED SCREAM)
722
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,105
(INAUDIBLE)
723
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,583
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
724
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:29,709
(BODY THUDS)
725
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,760
Oh, my God. Becky?
726
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,847
Becky!
727
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,720
Becky!
728
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,267
Becky!
729
00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,151
(BELL TOLLING)
730
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,368
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
731
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,118
BOY: Shut up!
Ow!
732
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,824
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
733
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,370
And now you gotta pick up...
734
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,043
Oh, hey, you're up-
735
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,712
I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in...
736
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,165
Your plan totally sucks.
737
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,291
What?
738
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,296
(MOANS)
739
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,006
(SIGHS)
740
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,891
I don't know if you
remember my name or not.
741
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,640
You know, you were
pretty wasted last night.
742
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,146
Um... But I'm Carter.
(GROANS)
743
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,314
Are you okay?
744
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,983
Never better.
745
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,438
(STAMMERS)
746
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,522
(GROANS)
747
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,240
Are you sure you're okay?
748
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,613
I'm fine.
749
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,820
Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or...
750
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,325
What's up? Hey.
751
00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,746
Um, I'm sorry to bother
you guys, uh...
752
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,327
(ECHOING) How did it go?
753
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,788
I had to sleep in my car,
so he could finally get laid.
754
00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:51,791
(GRUNTING)
755
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:54,093
Carter, please,
a little help. Carter!
756
00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,472
(EKG BEEPING)
757
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,834
(HYPERVENTILATING)
758
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,207
Tree.
759
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,844
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
It's just me.
760
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,631
How you doing?
761
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,093
What happened?
762
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,805
You collapsed this morning.
763
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:47,888
What day is it?
764
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:49,890
It's Monday.
765
00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:50,975
What's the date?
766
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,524
Uh, it's the 18th.
767
00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:57,239
Oh, we've been trying to get
in contact with your parents,
768
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:58,908
but for some reason there's...
769
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,318
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
770
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,160
Jeez!
Can I help you?
771
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,741
Uh, I'm just checking on her.
772
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,576
It's okay. He's a friend.
773
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,957
Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.
774
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,629
Got it.
775
00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,420
Thanks, Carter.
776
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,753
Feel better.
777
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,099
When can I get out of here?
778
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,393
(CLEARS THROAT)
779
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:32,517
I'm having a hard time
pulling your medical records.
780
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,315
Why?
781
00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,652
We just got these back from imaging.
782
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:43,361
And these are signs of major trauma.
783
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:47,324
Given the severity of the scar tissue
and the size of the lesions...
784
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:54,373
This is gonna sound
crazy but, technically,
785
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,298
you should be dead.
786
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,722
Hey. Hey, hey!
What are you doing?
787
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:03,923
I need to get out of here.
788
00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,804
No way. No, you need to
stay here for observation.
789
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,726
If I don't get out of here,
I'm gonna die.
790
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:11,022
Tree, Tree. (SHUSHES)
Listen to me.
791
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,358
You are absolutely safe here.
792
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:19,905
Okay.
793
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,321
I won't let anything
happen to you.
794
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:32,535
I'm really thirsty.
Could you get me a soda?
795
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,495
Sure.
796
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,127
Thank you.
797
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,172
(DOOR CLOSES)
798
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,740
Special delivery.
799
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,563
(PANTING)
800
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:37,896
Keys, keys, keys.
801
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:44,281
Oh, Greg. Where are
the car keys? Come on!
802
00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,296
(GASPS)
803
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,096
(GASPS)
804
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,628
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
805
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:50,340
Tree. Tree. It's okay.
It's okay. It's just me.
806
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,719
Gregory, look out!
807
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,800
(GRUNTS)
808
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,144
(GASPING)
809
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,771
(SCREAMS)
810
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,147
(GRUNTS)
(YELPS)
811
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:21,416
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
812
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:23,664
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
813
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,802
(PANTING)
814
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:18,385
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
815
00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,726
(PANTING)
816
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,441
(YELPING)
817
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,569
(GASPING)
818
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,578
(SHRIEKS)
819
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:42,826
(CHOKING)
820
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,362
I did it.
821
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,123
I did it! I did it!
822
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:23,124
Whoo!
823
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,169
Yeah!
824
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,376
Catch me now, bitch!
825
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,832
(LAUGHS)
826
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,379
Whoo!
827
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,880
(LAUGHS)
828
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,428
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
829
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,467
What?
830
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,226
Oh, no, no, no! Come on!
831
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,768
No!
832
00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,471
Oh, shit!
833
00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:00,951
Shit, shit, shit.
834
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,830
I know I was speeding,
officer. I just...
835
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,331
Turn off the engine, please.
836
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,547
Yes, officer.
837
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,546
License and registration.
838
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:14,877
I, um...
839
00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,674
I don't have it.
840
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,351
Pardon me?
He's trying to kill me again.
841
00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,521
Yes!
Again?
842
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,939
I mean, no.
843
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,857
He was trying before,
but this time I got away.
844
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,605
But I didn't have time
to grab my clothes,
845
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,353
and my driver's license
is in my pocket.
846
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,612
Ma'am, are you under
the influence of alcohol
847
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,068
or any other controlled substance?
848
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:41,370
No! That is what I'm trying to...
849
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,040
Wait.
850
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:50,629
If I am, does that mean that
you're going to arrest me
851
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,672
and lock me in a jail cell?
852
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,170
That's how it usually works.
853
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,296
I'm drunk.
854
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,046
You are?
855
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,722
Wasted. And I'm high.
856
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:03,267
You know, pills, weed.
You name it, man, I'm on it.
857
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,934
Uh... Well...
858
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,899
Then I'm gonna put you under arrest.
859
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,566
That's a good idea.
860
00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,819
Let me help you.
861
00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,741
Uh, all right.
862
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,073
Never been arrested before.
Uh-huh.
863
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:32,337
Thank you.
864
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,459
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO)
All units,
865
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,758
we got a 1-8-7 at University Hospital.
Suspect is...
866
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,047
(SCREAMS)
867
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,347
(GASPING)
868
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,482
Shit.
869
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,198
Oh, God, get me out. (GRUNTS)
870
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,866
Get me out, get me out!
871
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:02,613
(GASPING)
872
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:16,457
(SHOUTING) What do you want?
873
00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:19,755
Why are you doing this to me?
874
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,883
Who are you?
875
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,930
Show your face, you pussy!
876
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,808
Where are you going?
877
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,168
Oh, shit!
878
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,145
Oh, fuck.
879
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,867
(BELL TOLLING)
880
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:33,867
(GROANS)
881
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,328
Oh, hey, you're up-
882
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:36,457
Silence!
883
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:38,626
(CHUCKLES)
884
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,548
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
885
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,877
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
886
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,056
What, you've been here before?
887
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,969
Hey, you know, I don't think you
should be taking that many.
888
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,895
I mean, you could...
You could die.
889
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,393
If only it were that easy.
890
00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:58,771
(MUFFLED) Water, por favor.
Come on.
891
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,187
There you go.
892
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,318
(EXHALES)
893
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,198
Dude! Did you hit that...
894
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,327
Hi.
895
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,875
I'm the so-called fine vagina.
896
00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,702
And if that's the way
that you refer to girls,
897
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:20,005
you and your hand are going to
have a very lasting relationship.
898
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,082
Have a nice day.
899
00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:26,886
What?
900
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,430
Are you...
901
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,882
You're always this
charming in the morning?
902
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,267
Mmm. Just this one.
903
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:38,557
So were you having
a bad dream or something?
904
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,687
Sorry?
905
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:42,690
You were just screaming
before you woke up.
906
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:46,524
(SIGHS) Well, I was dying.
907
00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:47,778
Again.
908
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,443
What?
909
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,408
Um, it's a long story.
910
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,449
(STAMMERING)
Well, I've got time.
911
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,284
I'm not doing anything
today if you wanna...
912
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:02,005
Seriously, I hate this sticker.
913
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,922
Hey, wait.
914
00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:11,598
Why are you following me?
915
00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:12,925
I wanna hear your story.
916
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:14,100
Look, no offense,
917
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:17,897
but the last time I explained it
to you, it got me nowhere. So...
918
00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,106
The last time?
919
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:21,521
Hey.
920
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,315
So you're having bad dreams.
921
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,273
I took an elective course on
neurocognition and dream content.
922
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:28,527
Hooray for you.
923
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:29,991
I'm just saying... (STAMMERS)
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
924
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,151
(BOY SCOFFS)
925
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,531
I might be able to help, you know?
926
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:35,121
Can you help me stop reliving
the same day over and over
927
00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:37,825
only to be murdered by someone
I may or may not know?
928
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:39,834
Yep, thought so.
929
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,207
Stop global warming?
Mmm.
930
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,376
(CHUCKLES) Wait, you literally think
you're reliving the same day?
931
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:48,585
Yep.
932
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,885
And somebody kills you.
933
00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:51,588
Yep, again.
934
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,385
All right, come on.
You're just messing with me, right?
935
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,304
Sprinklers.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
936
00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:00,388
GIRL AND BOY: Oh. (LAUGHING)
937
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:01,848
Car alarm.
938
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,275
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
939
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:08,231
Now, see that pledge over there?
The one in the baseball hat?
940
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:12,193
He's going to fall right now.
941
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:13,948
FRAT BROTHER: Keep going!
942
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:15,529
Any questions?
943
01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,876
TREE: How are your fries? Mmm.
CARTER: Yeah, they're good.
944
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,454
(BURPS)
945
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,920
That's impressive.
Mmm.
946
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,626
That was nothing.
947
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:34,423
(FARTING)
948
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,224
(GRUNTS)
949
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:39,977
Did you get it all out?
950
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,147
Whatever. You won't
remember it anyway.
951
01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:43,815
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
952
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,393
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
953
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,228
It's your birthday?
954
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,402
(RINGTONE STOPS)
955
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,778
It's your dad. You wanna...
You wanna get that?
956
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,247
I was never close with my dad.
957
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,254
Can't even remember the last time
he called me on my birthday.
958
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,506
Kinda always forgets.
959
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,926
Yeah. I'm supposed to be with mine.
960
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,423
I don't know.
961
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:15,506
I couldn't bear the thought of sitting
through another uncomfortable celebration
962
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:18,934
while we both pretend
that everything is awesome.
963
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,476
Are you closer with your mom?
964
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,599
Was.
965
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,596
What happened?
966
01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:27,100
Oh, she...
967
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,312
Yeah. Three years ago.
968
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,109
I'm sorry. That...
969
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,487
That... That sucks.
970
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,658
Yeah.
971
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:39,033
We actually shared
the same birthday, though.
972
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,080
Seriously? That's crazy.
973
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,619
Yeah, when I was a kid,
974
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,164
I always got to skip school.
975
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,045
We'd go to the beach.
976
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:56,635
My dad would buy us this,
like, huge birthday cake
977
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,550
and put just one candle on it.
978
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,847
We'd blow it out together.
979
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,554
I bet you miss her.
980
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,523
Yeah.
981
01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:09,985
You know, it's funny.
982
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:13,234
You relive the same
day over and over again,
983
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,860
you kind of start to see
who you really are.
984
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,416
If my mom saw me now,
knew who I've become...
985
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,166
I don't think she'd be very proud.
986
01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:29,583
Don't say that.
987
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:31,006
It's true.
988
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,381
I'm not a good person, Carter.
989
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,555
Maybe this is karma.
Maybe I deserve it.
990
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,767
Look, I don't know you
all that well,
991
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:48,894
but it's never
too late to change.
992
01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:51,477
I mean, especially if what
you're saying is true.
993
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:55,689
Each new day, it's a chance
to be somebody better.
994
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,899
See, that's just it.
995
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,738
I don't think I have
that many chances left.
996
01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:08,752
I keep on getting weaker
every time I come back.
997
01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,256
Maybe I'm like that cat
with nine lives.
998
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,551
Eventually, I'm gonna run out.
999
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:20,430
REPORTER: (ON TV) Let's go live now
to Bayfield University Hospital
1000
01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:23,600
where Jennifer Tran has the latest
on this developing situation.
1001
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:26,519
I'm standing outside the
Bayfield University Hospital
1002
01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,722
where suspected murderer, John Tombs,
1003
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,933
is being treated for a gunshot wound...
1004
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:33,310
Can you turn that up, please?
1005
01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,986
...that left one officer dead.
1006
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,814
Tombs was the subject
of a nationwide manhunt
1007
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:39,240
that ended after
a five-month pursuit
1008
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:42,035
across four state lines...
What's going on? Tree?
1009
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,954
...that left six female victims.
1010
01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:48,500
Authorities are still not sure if
Tombs is responsible for the murders...
1011
01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,747
Oh, my God.
1012
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:50,827
...of more than
a dozen other victims
1013
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,754
he's claimed to have buried across
the vast desert of Arizona.
1014
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,252
He's been here the whole time.
1015
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,300
CARTER: What? Tree!
1016
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,170
Hey...
1017
01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:01,300
Tree!
1018
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:05,850
He's going to escape.
Call the police.
1019
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,051
Who?
John Tombs.
1020
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,512
Just call the police.
What?
1021
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:09,721
Wait! Don't go in there!
1022
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,056
Shit.
1023
01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,482
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
1024
01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:07,695
(GUN COCKING)
1025
01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:09,823
(SCREAMS)
1026
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,163
He has a gun!
He has a gun, run!
1027
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,457
(PANTING)
1028
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:20,458
Come on.
1029
01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:34,021
CARTER: Hey!
1030
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,061
TREE: Carter!
1031
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,027
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1032
01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,444
Stop!
1033
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,897
Stop it right now. Hey!
1034
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:45,654
(GRUNTS)
(GUN CLICKS)
1035
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:47,652
(LAUGHING)
1036
01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:49,112
(GUN CLICKING)
No.
1037
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:50,659
No.
1038
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,949
(NECK SNAPS)
Carter!
1039
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,507
(HYPERVENTILATING)
1040
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,720
(TREE SHRIEKS)
1041
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,555
(GRUNTS)
1042
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,871
There's nowhere to hide, little girl!
1043
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,407
(DOOR CREAKING)
1044
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,284
(TREE GRUNTS)
1045
01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:43,082
(GROANS)
1046
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,713
Carter.
1047
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,044
(NECK SNAPS)
1048
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:50,508
If I don't reset this day,
he's gone forever.
1049
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,911
(GROANING)
1050
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:16,291
TOMBS: You should've killed me
when you had the chance.
1051
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,869
(TOMBS LAUGHING)
1052
01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:24,250
Come on. Olly, Olly, oxen free.
1053
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,460
TREE: Hey!
1054
01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:36,678
See you soon, asshole.
1055
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,305
(INHALES)
1056
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,474
(NECK SNAPS)
1057
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:42,559
(BELL TOLLING)
1058
01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:48,573
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
1059
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:49,820
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
1060
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,196
(GROANS)
Oh-hey, you're up.
1061
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:52,986
(GASPS)
1062
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,412
I wasn't sure if you wanted...
1063
01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:57,957
I can't believe you tried to save
my life. Thank you so much.
1064
01:07:58,032 --> 01:07:59,124
Yeah.
1065
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,828
Yeah, no biggie.
I just brought you home.
1066
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,923
Uh, I don't know
if you remember my name.
1067
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,091
Carter.
1068
01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,593
Yeah.
1069
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,216
You... I...
Oh!
1070
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,641
Do you mind if I borrow this?
1071
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,551
Uh...
1072
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,390
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
1073
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:19,812
See you at lunch.
1074
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:23,729
Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?
1075
01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:27,066
TREE: You naughty, naughty boy!
1076
01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,442
Fine vagina out!
1077
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,692
What just happened?
1078
01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:45,667
Hey! Stop global warming?
1079
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:46,873
Sure.
1080
01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:50,210
You save that planet, girl.
1081
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,057
Yo! Sprinklers about to go on.
1082
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:00,679
You're welcome.
1083
01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:07,147
FRAT BROTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE)
26 hours, that's all you got?
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1084
01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,318
I can't hear you!
1085
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,396
FRAT PLEDGES: (SINGING)
You take one down
Pass it around
1086
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,198
62 bottles of beer on the wall.
1087
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,412
Oh, Tim.
I know you're back there.
1088
01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:26,587
Hi, Tim.
1089
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,085
Hey.
Hi.
1090
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:30,463
Uh, you haven't returned
any of my texts.
1091
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:34,091
Look, Tim. Let's get real.
I know you don't like girls.
1092
01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:36,923
Stop trying to be someone you're not.
1093
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,306
Love is love, right?
1094
01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:44,852
Now you go out there and get
yourself a fine piece of man ass.
1095
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,449
Good morning.
1096
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,754
Oh, my God!
1097
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,173
You sneaky little beeyotch!
1098
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,625
His name's Carter.
1099
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,506
No, we did not have sex.
1100
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,757
But if I finally make it
through this day somehow...
1101
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,339
I'm gonna have his babies.
1102
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:18,844
Lots to do, got to go.
1103
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,136
She finally rolls in.
1104
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,028
What's wrong? Ugh.
1105
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,114
Oh, nothing.
(CHUCKLES) I was...
1106
01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:37,988
Look, Lori...
1107
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:41,112
I have been the worst roommate.
1108
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,498
You've always been there for me,
1109
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:47,168
but I've been way too selfish
to even appreciate it.
1110
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:49,830
Can we start over?
1111
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,670
I promise not to be such a loser.
1112
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,168
Are you high?
1113
01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,717
On life.
1114
01:10:58,796 --> 01:10:59,797
(CHUCKLES)
1115
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:05,221
Oh! By the way, I wanna hear
about this mystery guy.
1116
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:09,983
When extreme agitation occurs
locomotive response in the subject
1117
01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,855
shows an acceleration across...
1118
01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:13,186
Dr. Butler.
1119
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,193
Can I have a word, please?
1120
01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:25,163
What the hell do...
1121
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,700
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
1122
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,036
I'm ending this.
1123
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,880
Wait. What?
1124
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,209
I never should have
started seeing you.
1125
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:37,960
It was wrong.
1126
01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,296
And I...
1127
01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:41,088
(SIGHS)
1128
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:44,092
Anyway, I can't change
what I've done,
1129
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:46,519
but I can start trying
to be a better person today.
1130
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:49,847
(SCOFFS)
1131
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:52,229
What lame little self-help
book did you get that from?
1132
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,434
(SCOFFS)
1133
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,064
You know what? You have a
wife who loves you so much.
1134
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,650
So if you can't be faithful to her,
1135
01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,402
at least have the balls to leave.
1136
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:08,157
Don't expect me to let you
coast by my class now.
1137
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,118
Already dropped it.
1138
01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:21,262
I just have to say how totally
sad and disappointing it is
1139
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,760
when certain people
can't be bothered
1140
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,342
to make it to a mandatory
house meeting.
1141
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,519
We were supposed to be picking
this year's charity.
1142
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,474
Becky.
1143
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,025
Is that chocolate milk I see?
1144
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:37,107
I skipped breakfast.
Ah!
1145
01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,317
TREE: Mmm. Mmm!
1146
01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,531
Oh, my God.
That is so good.
1147
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:45,827
What's up with the fat fest?
1148
01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:47,029
We're Kappas.
1149
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,911
Come on, hon.
Live a little.
1150
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,287
Few calories won't kill ya.
1151
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:52,080
No.
1152
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,795
It'll just turn me into a chunker.
1153
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,876
Like Becky here.
1154
01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:02,007
Okay.
1155
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,150
(GASPS)
(EMS EXCLAIMING)
1156
01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,314
(LAUGHING)
1157
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,323
Oh, my God.
1158
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,567
(GASPING)
1159
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,527
- (DANIELLE SCREAMS)
- GIRL: You'll be okay.
1160
01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,241
Hey, Tree.
1161
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,447
Hey.
1162
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,662
Just, uh, coming by to...
1163
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,342
What was that for?
1164
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,755
I have to run, but what are
you doing later tonight?
1165
01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:46,343
Nothing.
1166
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,015
Do you wanna take me
out for my birthday?
1167
01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,225
What's the punch line?
1168
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,644
Look, I know it's really random,
1169
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:54,222
but I promise I'll explain
everything tomorrow.
1170
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,103
Assuming there is one.
1171
01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,399
Just say yes.
1172
01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:00,024
All right. Yeah.
1173
01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,194
Yeah.
1174
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:04,111
Great.
1175
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:06,571
(CHUCKLES)
1176
01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:19,747
(SIGHS)
1177
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,674
Excuse me.
1178
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,173
Can I pay for my coffee, please?
1179
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:27,880
You're not gonna eat?
No, just the check. Please.
1180
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,222
I'll be right back.
1181
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,648
Hi, Daddy.
Sorry I'm late.
1182
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,902
I like your tie.
1183
01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:49,739
Thanks.
1184
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,239
How's school?
1185
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:53,914
Fine.
1186
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,207
You like your classes?
1187
01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,455
(STAMMERS) They're fine, Dad.
1188
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,412
I don't wanna do that anymore.
1189
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,747
Do what?
1190
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,507
Small talk.
1191
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:07,804
It's just that this day...
1192
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:11,182
This day is really hard for me.
1193
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,930
And, um...
1194
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,140
I miss Mom.
1195
01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:21,855
You know, I miss her so much.
1196
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,357
I miss the way that she smells.
1197
01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:28,941
(LAUGHS) I miss that crazy
horse laugh she had.
1198
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,192
(CHUCKLES)
1199
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,450
Yeah. Me, too.
1200
01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:34,996
And I...
1201
01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:40,666
I guess I thought that
if I avoided all of it,
1202
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:45,466
if I avoided you, that
somehow it would be easier,
1203
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,793
but it's not.
1204
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,680
It's been so much worse.
1205
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:58,145
All of this running and hiding
has made me so miserable.
1206
01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:00,014
(SIGHS)
1207
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,892
And I think I finally figured it out.
1208
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,855
I mean, it took
something totally crazy
1209
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,908
but I'm here.
1210
01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,407
And I love you.
1211
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:17,491
And I'm so, so sorry
that I hurt you.
1212
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,507
Happy birthday, baby.
(CHUCKLES)
1213
01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:31,837
(SNIFFLING)
1214
01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,639
(BEEPS)
1215
01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:47,645
(TICKING)
1216
01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:00,033
(SIGHS)
1217
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,631
TREE: Stay calm.
1218
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,215
I need you to stand up, slowly.
1219
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,640
Slowly.
1220
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:19,055
Okay, good.
1221
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:25,607
Okay, this is a really bad idea.
1222
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:27,731
So is dying for the 16th time.
1223
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:29,812
Okay.
1224
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,569
Now, turn around.
1225
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,614
I need you to listen to me.
1226
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,321
He's going to escape.
1227
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,498
We can talk about this.
Just put the gun down.
1228
01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:42,826
He's going to escape.
Go get help.
1229
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:43,955
Go!
1230
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:45,126
Okay.
1231
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,499
I know you're not asleep.
1232
01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:33,129
Open your eyes.
1233
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,428
(GUN CLICKING)
1234
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,216
(GASPING)
1235
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,017
Safety's on, little girl.
1236
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:46,855
(GROANS)
1237
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,481
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
1238
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:49,854
TOMBS: Ah-ah.
1239
01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:52,278
(LAUGHS)
Look what we have here.
1240
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:53,604
Hmm?
1241
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,156
(WHIMPERS)
1242
01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,368
You know...
1243
01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:02,743
A real nice surprise, you
coming to visit me like this.
1244
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:03,906
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
1245
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,074
(SHOUTING)
(SHRIEKING)
1246
01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:12,498
(PANTING)
1247
01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:14,124
(SIGHS)
1248
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:15,505
I like you.
1249
01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,845
Damn shame.
1250
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,349
But you're a feisty
little shit, ain't you?
1251
01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,760
(LAUGHS)
(GROANING)
1252
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:27,854
That's right.
Crawl, little girl, crawl.
1253
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:31,684
Don't worry.
1254
01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:35,271
I'll just make this one
real quick for you, okay?
1255
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,361
(BEEPING)
1256
01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:48,246
(GUN SAFETY SWITCHES)
1257
01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:49,748
Hey!
1258
01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:51,745
Safety's off.
1259
01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,547
Thanks for the tip.
1260
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,169
(GROANS)
1261
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,049
(PANTING)
(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)
1262
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,259
(CHUCKLES)
1263
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,271
GIRL: Who took my hair dryer?
1264
01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:17,150
So this has got to be, like, the
strangest birthday you've ever had, huh?
1265
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,856
You have no idea.
1266
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,197
Did you ever figure out
how Tombs got free?
1267
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:25,871
No. No one knows.
1268
01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:28,036
It's kinda like Houdini.
1269
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,243
Yeah. I guess.
1270
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,260
What are you gonna wish for?
1271
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,097
Tomorrow.
1272
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,770
Tomorrow?
1273
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,515
But isn't that kind of a given?
1274
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:53,770
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1275
01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,605
Wanna aim for anything higher?
1276
01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:58,445
No.
1277
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,694
Tomorrow is good enough for me.
1278
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,998
(BELL TOLLING)
1279
01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:17,083
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
1280
01:21:17,084 --> 01:21:17,957
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
1281
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:19,124
(MOANS)
1282
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,555
BOY: Shut up!
1283
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:27,224
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
1284
01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,643
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
1285
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:30,970
Oh. Hey, you're up-
1286
01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:33,222
Carter?
1287
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,309
Yeah. I'm surprised you remember my name.
You were pretty wasted last night.
1288
01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,565
This can't be happening.
This can't be happening.
1289
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,738
What?
I killed him!
1290
01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:42,315
I solved it!
1291
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,241
Who? What are you talking about?
1292
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:45,734
(SOBBING)
1293
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,286
What's going on?
1294
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,076
I mean, look, you were probably
1295
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,247
just having a bad dream or something.
1296
01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:52,370
That happens to me all the time
1297
01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:53,826
when I'm drinking, you know, I...
1298
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,339
Nice one. Dickhead.
1299
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,010
LORI: She finally rolls in.
1300
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,014
Going somewhere?
Yes. (PANTING)
1301
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:10,600
As far away as possible.
1302
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:11,848
Tree, what's wrong?
1303
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,019
Me.
1304
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,267
I was wrong.
1305
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,440
I thought that if I stopped
running that I could beat it.
1306
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,108
But it's never gonna stop.
1307
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,435
Tree, you're freaking me out.
1308
01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:21,941
Oh well, that's me, a freak.
1309
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:31,868
Tree.
1310
01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:34,374
Tree, look.
1311
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:37,543
Happy birthday.
1312
01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:41,002
Thanks, but I already
ate it last night.
1313
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,723
Oh, my God.
1314
01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,469
I died in my sleep.
1315
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,770
LORI: What?
1316
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,484
You killed me.
1317
01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:04,400
What?
1318
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,405
You poisoned it.
1319
01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:13,243
But I never ate it before.
1320
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:15,916
(INAUDIBLE)
1321
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,083
So you had to find another way.
1322
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,258
Then Tombs fell right into your lap.
1323
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,130
The perfect scapegoat.
1324
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:33,934
You had access to him.
1325
01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:37,266
Did you drug him first?
1326
01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,948
You knew that if he escaped everyone
would assume that he killed me.
1327
01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,066
(SCREAMING)
1328
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:53,287
But it was always you.
1329
01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,072
(CHUCKLES)
1330
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:59,702
(STAMMERS)
Tree, is this a joke?
1331
01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:02,334
You think I would actually try to
poison you with a freaking cupcake?
1332
01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,664
Er... (SCOFFS)
1333
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:06,379
Okay, then.
1334
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,836
Prove it.
1335
01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,558
Go on, Lori.
1336
01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,140
Take a bite.
1337
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,516
Go on, Lori.
1338
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,027
(CHUCKLES)
You really are crazy.
1339
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,898
Okay, then... I'll take
it down to the police.
1340
01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:33,452
I'm sure they can tell us what your
little birthday treat is made of.
1341
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,822
(SCREAMING)
1342
01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:44,213
You stupid little whore.
1343
01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:47,758
I know I've been a bad roommate,
but isn't this a bit much?
1344
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:48,925
What the hell?
1345
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,253
Oh, I don't know,
1346
01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,838
maybe because you wouldn't
stop sleeping with him.
1347
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,677
But...
1348
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,432
Gregory?
1349
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,639
But he just kept
choosing you over me.
1350
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:06,025
Guess all he wanted was
a cheap slut like you.
1351
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:07,686
Wait.
1352
01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,989
You've been killing me
over some stupid guy?
1353
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,692
(SIGHS) Oh, that's not
the only reason.
1354
01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:16,278
You're a dumb bitch, too!
1355
01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:19,160
But what I really wanna know is...
1356
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,661
(SHUDDERING)
...how did you figure it out?
1357
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:26,038
Because you've killed me before.
1358
01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,210
(INHALES)
1359
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,298
Then I guess I'm just gonna
have to do it again.
1360
01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:34,713
(GROANS)
1361
01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:36,965
(SHRIEKS)
1362
01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:40,553
(GRUNTING)
1363
01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,699
Stop! Bitch!
1364
01:25:58,236 --> 01:25:59,237
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLING)
1365
01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:00,573
TREE: No!
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1366
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,958
What the hell's going on in there?
1367
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:06,579
Nothing. Tree just fell.
Everything's fine.
1368
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,460
Whatever, clumsy hoes.
1369
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,835
I better see you
at the meeting today.
1370
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,667
We'll be there.
1371
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:13,752
(WHEEZING)
1372
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,221
Eat it, bitch!
1373
01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,843
(SCREAMING)
1374
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,014
(GASPING)
1375
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:27,187
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
1376
01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:31,945
(SHRIEKING)
1377
01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:35,278
(SPLATTERS)
1378
01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:36,863
(SHRIEKING)
1379
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:43,994
(PANTING)
1380
01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:53,750
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1381
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,879
DANIELLE:
What are you losers doing in there?
1382
01:26:56,962 --> 01:27:03,060
Lori ate my cupcake.
1383
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,027
DANIELLE: I just knew there was
something wrong with Lori.
1384
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,527
She never wore makeup,
never posted any cute selfies
1385
01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,078
and she literally
owned a pair of Crocs.
1386
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:23,622
All the signs of
a psycho killer with...
1387
01:27:23,905 --> 01:27:24,906
(EMILY SOBBING)
1388
01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,539
Hello! I'm trying to
get interviewed here.
1389
01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:28,743
(CARTER SNICKERS)
Okay.
1390
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:31,250
Oh, my God.
She is such a tool.
1391
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:32,501
Anyhoo...
1392
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:36,711
Lori's little plot was super lame-
Poisoning a cupcake, really?
1393
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:37,885
We're Kappas.
1394
01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,679
We don't eat cupcakes.
1395
01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:41,428
Is this local or national?
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
1396
01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:42,678
REPORTER: Local.
1397
01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,385
Hey, Dad.
DAVID: Are you okay?
1398
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,597
Are you hurt?
Dad, no. Dad, I'm fine.
1399
01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:49,272
I promise.
1400
01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:50,940
You sure?
Yeah.
1401
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,189
(DAVID SIGHS)
Just a little scratched up.
1402
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,270
All right.
Okay. I'll see you soon.
1403
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,822
I love you.
I love you, too. Bye.
1404
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:04,367
So now that your bedroom is
officially a crime scene and all,
1405
01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:06,198
where do you plan
on crashing tonight?
1406
01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:09,409
(LAUGHS)
Is that an invitation?
1407
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,879
You sure you want to wake up
in a dorm room again?
1408
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,041
Only if it's yours.
1409
01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,091
I mean, of course you'll
have to sleep in Ryan's bed.
1410
01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:22,264
Of course.
Yeah.
1411
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:24,678
We can... Yeah.
1412
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:26,556
(LAUGHS)
1413
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:27,636
Oh! Uh...
1414
01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:31,056
Almost forgot.
1415
01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:32,561
You left this little guy.
1416
01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,401
Thanks.
1417
01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:41,570
You know what your little
scenario reminds me of?
1418
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:42,776
What?
1419
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,951
What's that?
1420
01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:46,496
Groundhog Day.
The meme, Groundhog Day?
1421
01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:47,743
I don't know.
1422
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:48,949
With Bill Murray?
1423
01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:50,625
Who's Bill Murray?
1424
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:52,998
Are you kidding me?
Ghostbusters.
1425
01:28:53,078 --> 01:28:54,625
Sorry. I...
1426
01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:56,581
How...
I don't know.
1427
01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:58,959
How do you sleep at night?
You've never seen Groundhog Day?
1428
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,043
TREE: No.
1429
01:29:02,921 --> 01:29:04,264
(BELL TOLLING)
1430
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,677
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING)
Yeah, it's my birthday.
1431
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,683
And now you gotta
pick up the phone.
1432
01:29:10,762 --> 01:29:12,264
Oh. Hey, you're up-
1433
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:18,024
I wasn't sure if you wanted
to, uh, sleep in or not.
1434
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:20,898
(PANTING)
1435
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,192
I'm kidding.
It was... It was me.
1436
01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:25,869
I just called your phone.
1437
01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:27,070
What?
1438
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:30,040
It's Tuesday, the 19th.
You made it.
1439
01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:35,538
Oh, my God.
You are such a jerk!
1440
01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:37,543
I'm gonna kill you.
Hey, that's enough.
1441
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,966
What is wrong with you?
1442
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:44,430
That was not funny.
You are such a punk.
1443
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:46,632
(LAUGHS)
I hate you. (LAUGHS)
1444
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,889
(SIGHS) She's back?
Out.
1445
01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,144
I'm not sleeping in my car again.
1446
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,349
It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.
1447
01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:58,276
Get out.
I just want clean underwear.
1448
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:03,406
(CHUCKLES)