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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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JOHN: (NARRATING)
Ah, Venice Beach... a city built on contrast.
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Decade old concrete buildings layered
between million dollar homes.
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Worn out beach bums litter the same
streets your cousins from Oklahoma...
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...visit every summer.
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Every weird dive bar you love is being
pushed out by some shitbag tech company.
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And somewhere between the ruckus,
you'll find this guy...
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...Venice's only licensed detective.
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You just gotta live your life.
It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper.
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JOHN: That's my boss, Steve Ford...
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...a self-appointed figurehead
in the community.
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Takes that job very seriously.
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Before you know it, you're 12 years old,
and then where are you?
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I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that I made.
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It starts like this, a little bit of weed,
and then a little bit of blow, okay?
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And then a couple bottles
of tequila every week.
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And hookers three times a week.
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And, yeah, it's fun, in the moment,
it's fun, but let me tell you something.
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Those moments always end up
when your head feels like this big...
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...like a bus ran over it.
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You happy about that?
No, you're not happy about that.
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Then not too long after that,
you're sitting on your kitchen floor...
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...buck naked, you got a gun in your mouth...
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...and all you're thinking
about is, is today the day?
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Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang!
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But you got a right to live...
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...and you gotta fuckin' live right,
you get me?
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All right.
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Let's go. This is a skate park,
come on. Let's go skate.
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JOHN:
I always wanted to be a private detective...
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...and with Steve being the only outfit
in town, I really had no other choice...
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...but to work with him.
Which is good... I think.
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And seeing as he was busy mentoring
the local youth of today...
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...I was left to finally get a shot
at cracking my first case...
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...and it has led me here,
to Nola Tuiasosopo...
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...at least, I believe I'm pronouncing
that right, I don't know, she's Samoan.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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...some of them have tricky
last names, some of them.
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Well, I'll edit that later. Uh...
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Missing since July. I just spotted her
at the corner of sixth and Oakwood.
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And, let me tell you, Steve was not
exaggerating, Nola is very attractive.
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Scratch that, she is very, very insanely...
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...why isn't she a professional
model-attractive.
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Anyway, by the looks of it, she's going
into a support group of some kind.
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- I'm guessing Alcoholics Anonymous, just...
- (PHONE BEEPS)
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- Shit. Dammit.
- (HORN HONKING)
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JOHN: And my name's John, Steve's partner.
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Uh, well, soon to be partner,
just waiting for some paperwork.
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Who'd like to go first?
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Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict.
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MEDIATOR: Hi, Rick.
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My poison's pornography.
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It started back in Catholic school
and got progressively worse.
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I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week.
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That's a full-time job.
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I've got premium subscriptions
to the big four...
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...PornHub, RedTube,
Reality Kings and Brazzers.
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Not to mention, EskimoTube...
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...JizzHut...
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Oh, God, I'm a monster!
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Jesus, right?
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Would you like to share with the group?
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Hm?
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- Would you like to share with the group?
- The group? Uh...
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...no! No, I'm good. I'm good to just listen.
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That's not really how it works.
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Everyone is required to participate
on their first night, please.
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Well, if it's required.
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Okay.
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I'm John...
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- ...and I'm a sex addict.
- GROUP: Hi, John.
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Hello. Uh, yeah, I just love sex.
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I love getting it, I love giving it.
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I love it too much and I get it too much,
that's my main problem.
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On that sex road, I've got my thumb out,
waiting to get on one of the sex cars.
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I am also logging about 40 hours a week...
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...but on sex, not just
jacking off like this guy, right?
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Full-blown sex. And, actually,
come to think of it...
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...it's more than 40 hours.
So, I'm doing time and a half.
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I should get paid my overtime. I mean,
obviously I'm not condoning sex for money.
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That's bad, right?
We all agree, would you? Good.
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I really just have sex with...
any old thang that comes my way.
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There's some limits, obviously, age...
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...18 and below is no... no bueno, no good.
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Upwards, though, is where I really shine...
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...50, 60, 80, 90, centennials...
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- Okay! Uh, thank you for sharing, John.
- All right, you got it.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Nola? Hey, Nola?
- Are you following me?
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No, no, no, I'm not following you.
No, no, don't mace me!
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I'm not a stalker. I...
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...I am technically following you,
but not in a stalker way...
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...just as a professional...
strictly professional.
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Look, your brothers
hired my boss to find you...
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...and that's where I come in.
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They want you to come home,
okay, they miss you.
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I could drive you,
at least to my boss' house.
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In a professional way...
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...not as a maniac or a pervert,
on either parts.
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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JOHN: Yeah, uh, I'll let her know.
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All right, so you'll be
safe there till tomorrow...
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...and then in the morning we can figure out
how best to deal with your brothers.
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Well, how about that Rick guy?
40 hours a week?
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I mean, that's a serious
commitment to masturbation.
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Yeah, hopefully he's changing
hands every once in a while.
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I mean, if you don't,
that's carpal tunnel syndrome...
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- And the blistering, and chafing.
- Ugh. Yeah.
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Let's just hope he's got
a little tub of like, Neosporin.
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- Ew!
- Well, I'm just saying.
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Sorry.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Okay, well, this is it.
- Great.
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As you can see,
it's a very nice establishment.
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- And, uh, you'll be home in no time.
- (CALL BOX BUZZING)
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STEVE: (OVER SPEAKER) Send her up.
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- There he is.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Steve's a great guy.
All right, well, pleasure to meet you.
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- You, too.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem, just doing my job.
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- Goodbye.
- See ya.
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(SIGHS)
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She'll be fine.
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Steve's a good guy.
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She'll be fine.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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(MUSIC FADES UP)
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Stay down! You're gonna wish
you never touched her!
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- Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
- Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room...
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...and don't you come out of there!
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STEVE: Listen, listen, let's talk about this.
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You're about to go through a Samoan storm.
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- Paid you to find her, Steve.
- I did find her!
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We told you to find her, not fuck her.
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- She's our sister, you son of a bitch.
- Yeah.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're dead, Steve!
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(MUSIC CHANGES)
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NOLA: Run, Steve, run!
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(SIREN CHIRPING)
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Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands!
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I said hands, now, get them up!
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Aw, Jesus.
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Oh, Bill, it's you. Jesus,
how you doing, man?
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Steve, what the hell are you doing out here?
Aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit?
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This is no kind of life, you're an old man.
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Why don't you just meet somebody your
own age and make a life, for God sakes?
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- I will.
- You know, someday, Steve...
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...one of these guys is gonna catch you
and what are you gonna do then?
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Call 9-1-1, come find you,
we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.
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- Fuck you, Steve. Go home.
- Take care of yourself.
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- Be careful.
- This is not normal, okay?
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They hook electrodes up
to people when they do this.
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Well, that's what that feels like.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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There he is, get him!
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Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up!
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Go, go, go!
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- Oh, yeah, we got him now.
- Faster.
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Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole!
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- Shit!
- Come on, let's go, let's go.
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Excuse me.
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Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar!
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You motherfucker!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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TUI: Let's go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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Tino, Tino. Let me in!
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Where'd he go?
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- Yo, open up, man. Come on.
- You're naked.
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- What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in.
- I can't take another heart break, Steve.
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- The car? That's what this is about?
- I loved that car, Steve.
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- Oh, man, come on, Tino.
- It was stolen and I asked for your help.
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- I'm sorry, all right?
- I got feelings and I'm sensitive.
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I know you're sensitive. I understand!
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Alright, I'll get the car,
I'll get the car for you.
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- Say you promise.
- I promise.
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- You're not saying it. No!
- I promise you I'll get it. I promise.
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- Fingers up.
- Let me in, man, all right!
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- Cover that dick, I got pizza here.
- All right, yeah.
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Fuck.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Orale.
- Pull, fucker!
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I'm not going in there.
That's Spyder's place.
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My car's in that guy's garage, Steve,
you gotta get it for me.
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I'm not a repo man, okay,
I'm a fucking detective.
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You promised, Steve. I saved your ass,
Steve. Your word is your bond.
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- Okay, all right.
- Your word is your bond!
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- Your word is your bond!
- All right, just relax. Give me the keys.
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Thank you, Steve.
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STEVE: I got this.
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Hell yeah, fool.
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Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas.
You ordered them, right?
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Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here.
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JOHN: Carlos Manuel Ochoa...
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...goes by the name of Spyder, with a "y,"
with links to the Sinaloa Cartel.
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Rumor has it he once killed a barista
at Starbucks for misspelling his name.
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Which is tricky, it's with a "y."
Not the point.
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If there's drugs being sold in Venice,
they're coming from Spyder.
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Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that?
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No one ordered pizza, man.
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2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right?
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Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye?
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You're telling me, man, my old lady
gives me shit all the time about it.
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How much?
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$25.00.
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Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty.
Hey, man, can I use your restroom?
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I've been in the car a long time.
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- One or two?
- One.
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- All right, bro.
- Where is it?
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To the left. Don't piss on the seat, huh?
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All right.
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Who the fuck are you,
are you a cop? Huh? Huh?
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- No.
- Huh? Who are you?
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- Steve.
- Is that right?
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- I'm Spyder's friend.
- Yeah?
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That's the lavatory, right?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LATINO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Whoa.
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(CUSTOM HORN HONKING)
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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Hey, Spyder...
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...I think someone's stealing your car.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Motherfucker.
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You killed my car.
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Aw, you can't kill a car like this,
man, look at it. You know...
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...a little hammer, a little glass.
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Tires still look fantastic.
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Sorry.
233
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Fuck!
234
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
235
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JOHN: Dave Jones, and no,
not the lead singer of The Monkees.
236
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:14,184
This guy's a local legend
and Steve's longtime best pal.
237
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:18,656
His claim to fame was surfing
the pier naked for 12 hours straight...
238
00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:22,692
...on acid. Nowadays
he's lost a lot of that mojo...
239
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,985
...mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce.
240
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STEVE: Hey, Dave.
241
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,585
Did you start working at Tino's Pizza?
242
00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:38,976
Yeah. You want my take on all of this?
243
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:40,377
Yeah.
244
00:19:40,477 --> 00:19:43,328
Never buy a surf shop,
look at this inventory.
245
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:47,718
She wants full assets and alimony, too.
246
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:50,029
Sorry, man.
247
00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:52,494
You're gonna be all right.
248
00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:54,591
We'll figure something out.
249
00:19:54,691 --> 00:19:58,196
- Sun's gonna be up soon.
- Yeah, it is.
250
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:02,472
- Should probably get some sleep.
- I just finished your new board.
251
00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:04,857
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
252
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:21,018
This has been fun,
but I gotta go pick up my dog.
253
00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:23,220
Why don't you just let her have Buddy?
254
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,775
She likes that I come by to pick him up.
255
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:29,482
Makes her feel better...
256
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,030
...safer I think.
257
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:34,413
Her?
258
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,907
JOHN: Steve's sister has fallen on hard
times after her husband took off...
259
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:57,354
...and emptied their bank account.
He's really been there for her.
260
00:20:57,454 --> 00:20:59,556
- Steve.
- JOHN: Helping out as much as he can.
261
00:20:59,656 --> 00:21:01,992
- Hey, Katey.
- Thanks for the coffee.
262
00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:04,576
JOHN: It's pretty selfless of him, actually.
263
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:11,157
- See? What a guy.
- Taylor!
264
00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:13,401
Taylor!
265
00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:16,003
Uncle Steve's here to pick up Buddy.
266
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,645
Have you heard from him?
267
00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:25,782
Still somewhere in Australia
and finding himself.
268
00:21:25,882 --> 00:21:28,104
We can't afford to stay here.
269
00:21:28,384 --> 00:21:31,388
He thinks there's something more out there.
I mean, what the fuck is out there?
270
00:21:31,488 --> 00:21:33,455
Honey, I don't know.
271
00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:35,823
You're gonna be all right.
272
00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:44,333
JOHN:
Buddy Ford, 49 years old in dog years...
273
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:47,336
...and 100 percent Parson Russell Terrier.
274
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,356
Man, does Steve love that dog.
275
00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:50,990
Uncle Steve.
276
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:53,726
Hi, Taylor. What are you studying?
277
00:21:53,826 --> 00:21:57,530
- TAYLOR: Chemistry.
- Want some help with that?
278
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A.P. Chemistry.
279
00:22:02,702 --> 00:22:05,110
Will you bring Buddy back later tonight?
280
00:22:06,139 --> 00:22:09,564
How about if I bring him back every night
and pick him up first thing in the morning...
281
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:11,344
...until you tell me to stop?
282
00:22:11,444 --> 00:22:13,895
- Really?
- Yeah.
283
00:22:14,914 --> 00:22:18,074
- That would be cool.
- He gets a little gassy.
284
00:22:18,174 --> 00:22:20,020
I don't mind it.
285
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,974
Come on, Buddy, here we go.
286
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,443
Come on, here you go, right out here.
287
00:22:26,543 --> 00:22:28,628
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:22:57,023 --> 00:22:58,725
Sorry, no dogs.
289
00:22:58,825 --> 00:23:01,428
- Oh, no, he's all right.
- What does that mean?
290
00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:04,597
That's just something I say
when I try to circumvent the rules.
291
00:23:04,697 --> 00:23:06,733
- Sometimes it works.
- Mm-mm.
292
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,696
No? All right. Get out, pal.
293
00:23:10,036 --> 00:23:11,853
Large coffee.
294
00:23:18,011 --> 00:23:20,212
You're not in your office.
295
00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:23,332
- Lew the Jew.
- JOHN: Whoa, whoa, okay...
296
00:23:23,432 --> 00:23:27,688
...I know how that sounds.
It's not offensive, everyone calls him that.
297
00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:29,856
I mean, he calls himself, "Lew the Jew."
298
00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:32,856
- No, I'm not in my office.
- I went by your office.
299
00:23:32,956 --> 00:23:35,829
- And you didn't find me there?
- Steve, I want to hire you.
300
00:23:35,929 --> 00:23:38,565
JOHN: He's a savvy businessman,
and a little miserly...
301
00:23:38,665 --> 00:23:41,486
- ...but not in a Jewish way, in a normal way.
- ...girl in the picture...
302
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:45,538
Hey, hey, Steve, that's a lot of money
for just a few pictures, you know?
303
00:23:45,638 --> 00:23:48,741
Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money.
304
00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:51,277
Why are we arguing? Let's talk business.
305
00:23:51,377 --> 00:23:54,214
Thank you. I'll see you later, Lew.
306
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:56,984
Let's go, Buddy.
307
00:23:57,484 --> 00:23:59,355
Some son of a bitch graffiti punk...
308
00:23:59,455 --> 00:24:03,056
...has been spray-painting
the walls of my apartment buildings.
309
00:24:03,956 --> 00:24:06,603
I could certainly help you with that.
I know many of the taggers...
310
00:24:06,703 --> 00:24:09,429
...in the neighborhood, the only
problem is, you still owe me money.
311
00:24:09,529 --> 00:24:12,766
Aw, Steve, I can't pay you for that. You
understand, it's the principle of the thing.
312
00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:16,769
Steve! We're getting the band
back together, bro!
313
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,038
- Great! Yeah!
- My man!
314
00:24:19,138 --> 00:24:21,922
Taylor Swift saved the music industry!
315
00:24:22,742 --> 00:24:25,479
- Who the hell is that?
- No clue.
316
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:27,596
I'll sell you the house back.
317
00:24:29,181 --> 00:24:31,718
- My parent's house?
- Yeah.
318
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:36,452
You'll sell it back to me?
At the same price they sold it to you for?
319
00:24:36,923 --> 00:24:39,619
Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man.
320
00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:43,730
I mean, this is Silicon Beach now.
You realize what I could get for that house?
321
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,713
No deal.
322
00:24:46,732 --> 00:24:48,584
Ten percent more.
323
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,475
I can see this is
really important to you, Lew.
324
00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:58,378
What gave it away?
325
00:24:59,078 --> 00:25:01,725
- I want it in writing.
- You're killin' me.
326
00:25:01,825 --> 00:25:04,533
Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you.
327
00:25:07,587 --> 00:25:09,957
Holy Christ.
328
00:25:10,057 --> 00:25:11,999
LEW: See what I mean?
329
00:25:12,099 --> 00:25:15,465
- I like it.
- You could see how I might not.
330
00:25:15,995 --> 00:25:18,364
STEVE: He's really captured your essence.
331
00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:22,208
- Why don't you just paint over it?
- I painted over it four times.
332
00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:24,751
You should have seen the other shit,
it was filthier than this.
333
00:25:24,851 --> 00:25:27,862
- I can't imagine anything filthier than this.
- Just get it done, Steve...
334
00:25:27,962 --> 00:25:30,244
...if you want your parent's house back.
335
00:25:30,744 --> 00:25:32,594
Just pay me.
336
00:25:35,482 --> 00:25:38,718
Don't look at that, come here,
don't look at that.
337
00:25:38,818 --> 00:25:40,870
(SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:50,298
- How about this?
- Cash only, no checks.
339
00:25:50,398 --> 00:25:52,315
And that's on sale.
340
00:25:52,415 --> 00:25:54,301
Great, thanks.
341
00:25:54,401 --> 00:25:58,756
She can take my shop,
but I'm not leaving her anything.
342
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:03,061
- Yeah.
- I'm letting it go.
343
00:26:05,078 --> 00:26:08,097
You do that, pal, let it all go.
344
00:26:20,393 --> 00:26:24,498
JOHN: Now, normally by this time, Steve's
already had about eight cups of coffee...
345
00:26:24,598 --> 00:26:27,307
and he doesn't really handle
the caffeine all that well.
346
00:26:27,407 --> 00:26:30,850
So, a little secret between you and I
is I switched the brew in our office...
347
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,757
...with decaf, you know,
to take the edge off.
348
00:26:33,857 --> 00:26:37,214
STEVE: John. Have you seen a picture
around here, a picture of my house?
349
00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:39,459
- Wow, this is good coffee.
- Uh...
350
00:26:39,992 --> 00:26:42,766
...the Samoans called looking for you.
351
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:45,969
I said that you were very sorry.
352
00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:49,005
Good. You didn't give them
the address to the office, right?
353
00:26:49,105 --> 00:26:50,240
- No.
- Good.
354
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,242
Although, I'm sure if they...
355
00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:54,960
...were to do any type
of light investigating...
356
00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:57,349
...they could find out where it is.
357
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:02,485
What about the picture?
358
00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:05,385
It's a picture of my family's house.
359
00:27:05,485 --> 00:27:08,424
No. Look, the insurance company
said they won't pay...
360
00:27:08,524 --> 00:27:11,361
...until you get a couple things sorted out.
361
00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:14,431
A picture of my parent's house.
362
00:27:14,531 --> 00:27:16,518
- Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- It was on my desk.
363
00:27:16,618 --> 00:27:20,003
Okay, still, no house. The insurance
company said that we won't get paid...
364
00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:22,798
- ...until we, you know, file them.
- Mm-hm.
365
00:27:22,898 --> 00:27:25,955
- We're on a new case now.
- Great.
366
00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:30,313
Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings,
you're getting graffiti all over the place.
367
00:27:30,413 --> 00:27:35,100
- There's a month of my life down the drain.
- The house, it was on my... it was right...
368
00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:39,789
- Sorry, this is it right here.
- Oh.
369
00:27:39,889 --> 00:27:43,393
Oh, well, let's see
what this photo is all about.
370
00:27:43,493 --> 00:27:47,531
This is me as a kid. Look, seven years
old right there. I'm holding the dog.
371
00:27:47,631 --> 00:27:49,733
- JOHN: That's you?
- Yeah.
372
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,668
You're such a fat kid.
373
00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:54,437
You know, my parent's fed me
all the wrong food, but...
374
00:27:54,537 --> 00:27:59,276
Yeah, a lot of it, too. Looks like you
might've had a third brother that you ate.
375
00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:01,711
Surprised you didn't eat the dog.
376
00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:06,236
Just because of how big you are.
But you're good now, so...
377
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:09,418
Do you know any graffiti artists around here?
378
00:28:09,518 --> 00:28:12,055
- No, not personally...
- Then you should find some, how about that?
379
00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:15,507
Yeah, sure, definitely,
I'll find some graffiti artists.
380
00:28:18,595 --> 00:28:21,884
- You should get more of this coffee, too.
- Yep, definitely.
381
00:28:23,399 --> 00:28:26,503
- DAVE: Steve... I need you.
- (CAR HORN HONKING)
382
00:28:26,603 --> 00:28:28,806
I lost a lot of this weight right away.
383
00:28:29,706 --> 00:28:31,523
Come on, Buddy.
384
00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:37,277
You also lost a lot
of that hair right away, too.
385
00:28:38,047 --> 00:28:39,282
- Steve.
- Hey.
386
00:28:39,382 --> 00:28:40,917
I need your help.
387
00:28:41,017 --> 00:28:42,492
- All right, when?
- Right now.
388
00:28:42,592 --> 00:28:44,354
- Right now?
- Right now.
389
00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,456
You know why.
390
00:28:46,556 --> 00:28:48,590
I'm desperate.
391
00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:53,162
Okay. All right, Buddy,
in the back, up we go.
392
00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:55,881
- Right now, huh?
- Yep.
393
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,016
STEVE: Stay low, Buddy.
394
00:29:00,503 --> 00:29:04,708
Put this in your ear, you'll be able to
hear me talking to you the whole time.
395
00:29:05,475 --> 00:29:07,044
Okay.
396
00:29:07,674 --> 00:29:11,098
- You sure you want to go through with this?
- I have to, Steve.
397
00:29:11,198 --> 00:29:12,816
The first sign of trouble,
you get the fuck out of there.
398
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:15,263
- I know, I will.
- I'm not kidding.
399
00:29:29,198 --> 00:29:31,249
Wish me luck.
400
00:29:42,045 --> 00:29:43,746
- DAVE: (OVER SPEAKER) May I?
- ANNE: (OVER SPEAKER) Hi, Dave.
401
00:29:43,846 --> 00:29:45,431
DAVE: Anne.
402
00:29:53,856 --> 00:29:56,506
You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave.
403
00:29:57,026 --> 00:30:02,448
STEVE: Don't sign anything.
Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave.
404
00:30:04,252 --> 00:30:06,294
(INAUDIBLE)
405
00:30:26,489 --> 00:30:28,146
Dave!
406
00:30:29,992 --> 00:30:32,595
I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it.
407
00:30:32,695 --> 00:30:36,132
STEVE: Don't do it. Get up and walk away.
408
00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:38,260
You won't reconsider?
409
00:30:40,202 --> 00:30:42,087
It's done.
410
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,924
Dave, it's done!
411
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,293
STEVE: Careful, buddy.
412
00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:07,630
I'm going to sign these papers
because I've learned how to let go.
413
00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:09,558
STEVE: Oh, no.
414
00:31:09,658 --> 00:31:13,634
And if you think you deserve everything
I've ever worked for...
415
00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:18,041
...then I want you to have it,
including the surf shop.
416
00:31:18,141 --> 00:31:23,381
STEVE: No, no, Dave.
Don't sign anything, stop, stop.
417
00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:42,647
I told him.
418
00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:55,060
I think I fucked up.
419
00:31:56,412 --> 00:31:58,264
It'll be okay.
420
00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:10,442
Come on, Buddy.
421
00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:16,012
You're gonna be spending
some time with Taylor.
422
00:32:19,268 --> 00:32:22,554
Not forever. Come on.
423
00:32:28,544 --> 00:32:31,229
That a boy. Go knock on the door.
424
00:33:37,213 --> 00:33:38,948
How ya doin'?
425
00:33:39,048 --> 00:33:41,997
I'm okay. How are you?
426
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,638
You know that I think of you as a son.
427
00:33:49,087 --> 00:33:51,117
I did not know that, but thank you.
428
00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:55,532
I guess I feel like, sometimes
I think of you as a father...
429
00:33:55,632 --> 00:33:57,397
...in a way...
430
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:02,004
- ...a very intimidating father.
- I'm gonna need your help, John.
431
00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:05,441
Okay, what, like out in the field?
432
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:08,650
You're gonna go out there and you're gonna
find out whoever's painting these murals...
433
00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:12,546
- ...on Lew the Jew's walls.
- I checked out all the taggers in the city.
434
00:34:12,646 --> 00:34:15,581
I got nothing.
The guy doesn't leave a signature.
435
00:34:15,681 --> 00:34:19,288
Maybe he's not a tagger,
maybe this guy's a trained artist.
436
00:34:19,788 --> 00:34:23,035
- Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits.
- And, John...
437
00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:25,143
...wear extra underpants.
438
00:34:26,495 --> 00:34:28,013
Why?
439
00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:30,933
Why?
440
00:34:31,033 --> 00:34:33,886
Why do I have to wear extra underpants?
441
00:34:33,986 --> 00:34:35,739
That's the discipline.
442
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,475
I'm sorry, sorry,
it's part of being a detective...
443
00:34:39,575 --> 00:34:41,906
...to wear multiple pairs of underwear?
444
00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:46,231
Do you have multiple pairs
of underwear on right now?
445
00:34:47,549 --> 00:34:49,154
That's my secret.
446
00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:52,254
Cool.
447
00:34:52,354 --> 00:34:55,973
- Get yourself ready.
- Classic father figure.
448
00:35:16,812 --> 00:35:19,243
Jesus Christ, Nola.
449
00:35:19,347 --> 00:35:23,257
No, this has gotta stop, okay?
It really does.
450
00:35:23,907 --> 00:35:27,755
It's over. I cannot see you anymore.
451
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:31,609
I just had to see you.
452
00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:37,600
NOLA: Baby, oh...
453
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,735
(MOANING)
454
00:35:40,335 --> 00:35:42,839
- (PHONE RINGING)
- NOLA: Steve, don't answer that.
455
00:35:42,939 --> 00:35:44,541
- This is Taylor.
- Who's Taylor?
456
00:35:44,641 --> 00:35:47,175
Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing?
457
00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:49,101
- TAYLOR: Uncle Steve.
- NOLA: I want you right now.
458
00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:52,248
- Who's that?
- Oh, that's the maid, she slipped and fell.
459
00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:54,300
TAYLOR:
We've been robbed, they took everything!
460
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,278
You got what?
461
00:35:57,220 --> 00:36:01,423
They took everything, the TV,
the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.
462
00:36:01,523 --> 00:36:03,701
I can't believe it, they took Buddy!
463
00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:08,764
STEVE:
Try to stay calm and wait for the cops.
464
00:36:08,864 --> 00:36:11,133
- Well, where are you going?
- I'm gonna go and get my dog.
465
00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:14,708
- Our dog.
- Our dog! Don't leave!
466
00:36:29,185 --> 00:36:31,020
- Rajeesh.
- I didn't see anything.
467
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,355
- See what?
- Anything.
468
00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,791
- What the fuck you talking...
- No.
469
00:36:35,891 --> 00:36:38,794
Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not trying
to get into any more trouble, Steve.
470
00:36:38,894 --> 00:36:40,697
- Well, can I...
- No!
471
00:36:41,197 --> 00:36:43,499
Your security camera is pointing
right down my street.
472
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:47,086
- They hate me in this neighborhood.
- Who hates you? You are beloved.
473
00:36:47,186 --> 00:36:50,438
Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider.
474
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:54,026
They stole my dog, Buddy.
475
00:36:54,126 --> 00:36:57,390
- A delicacy in my country, right?
- I never said that.
476
00:36:57,490 --> 00:37:01,184
- You thought it. $200.
- $200?
477
00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:04,255
That's how much it costs
to betray my neighbor.
478
00:37:05,877 --> 00:37:07,971
What is it coming to?
479
00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:21,836
- How about $80?
- Fine. Loser.
480
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:35,699
Two guys, druggies, they tried
to trade their stuff for some beer.
481
00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:39,470
They had your dog. I've seen them
hanging out down by the boardwalk.
482
00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:45,176
- You're a good neighbor.
- Fuck you, Steve.
483
00:37:46,028 --> 00:37:48,114
(MUSIC FADES UP)
484
00:37:56,352 --> 00:37:59,697
Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?
485
00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:02,845
What'd you call us?
486
00:38:02,945 --> 00:38:07,035
Actually, what I meant to say was
dickheads. Dickhead one, dickhead two.
487
00:38:07,135 --> 00:38:09,909
- Hey, fuck you, man!
- How's that?
488
00:38:10,009 --> 00:38:12,063
- Hey, what's your problem, bro!
- You're my problem.
489
00:38:12,163 --> 00:38:15,100
- You broke my nose, fag!
- Oh, shut up, who cares?
490
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,057
- Where's my fucking dog?
- He ran away.
491
00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:20,215
- Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
- What do you mean, he ran away?
492
00:38:20,315 --> 00:38:22,678
We gave him to our dealer,
our dealer has him.
493
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,634
- What's his name?
- I don't know the dog's name!
494
00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,869
Not the dog's name, idiot!
What's your dealer's name?
495
00:38:26,969 --> 00:38:29,410
Spyder, his name is Spyder!
496
00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:31,522
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
497
00:38:34,743 --> 00:38:36,567
Buddy's collar?
498
00:38:40,248 --> 00:38:42,734
Never fuck with a man's dog.
499
00:38:54,062 --> 00:38:56,268
Fuck me sideways.
500
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,384
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
501
00:39:03,505 --> 00:39:05,322
Hey, guys.
502
00:39:10,245 --> 00:39:14,719
Spyder? Hey, Spyder, it's me,
Steve, you remember?
503
00:39:17,653 --> 00:39:21,823
I felt really bad about crashing the car
through your garage door.
504
00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:24,461
Brought you this delicious basket of muf...
505
00:39:30,532 --> 00:39:32,568
(FORCED STRUGGLE)
506
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:37,988
You got some grande fucking cojones
showing your face around here again, bro.
507
00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:43,510
- What time is it?
- Time to fuck you up again, yo.
508
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,770
That fucker knocked himself out.
509
00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:00,711
Mmm.
510
00:40:01,897 --> 00:40:04,300
Hey, what is this?
511
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,068
Banana walnut.
512
00:40:07,468 --> 00:40:09,988
It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.
513
00:40:11,173 --> 00:40:13,257
So, why you here, loco?
514
00:40:14,810 --> 00:40:16,685
There's this girl.
515
00:40:17,304 --> 00:40:20,380
It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15.
516
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,620
She's a sweet girl. Does good in school,
she's smart, she's happy, she's funny.
517
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,456
Out of nowhere,
her dad picks up and takes off.
518
00:40:27,556 --> 00:40:30,025
Just goes to try and find himself,
whatever that means.
519
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:33,929
So now, I just... I look after
Taylor and her mom, Katey.
520
00:40:34,029 --> 00:40:37,583
- What the fuck this gotta do with anything?
- Let him finish.
521
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,698
Go, bro.
522
00:40:39,798 --> 00:40:42,259
Last night, their house got robbed.
523
00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:47,009
They took that TV,
that stereo system and that Xbox.
524
00:40:47,309 --> 00:40:50,795
But the most important thing
that they took was my dog.
525
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,748
Buddy.
526
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:54,850
- This dog?
- That is my dog.
527
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:57,687
I didn't steal this dog, okay?
I didn't steal this dog.
528
00:40:57,787 --> 00:40:59,638
Shut up.
529
00:41:00,188 --> 00:41:02,830
Yo, we didn't steal no dog.
530
00:41:03,656 --> 00:41:05,761
- The dog was a gift.
- Uh-huh.
531
00:41:05,861 --> 00:41:09,673
Nevertheless, this dog
is the only thing that my niece...
532
00:41:09,773 --> 00:41:11,849
...gets any comfort from.
533
00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:18,727
- So, you want the dog back?
- I'm not giving you the dog back!
534
00:41:18,827 --> 00:41:21,810
- Shut up.
- It's the only thing I want.
535
00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,613
Okay then, ese. You can have the dog back.
536
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:27,364
- No!
- Yes. (SHUSHING)
537
00:41:29,785 --> 00:41:31,987
It's only gonna cost you $3,000.
538
00:41:32,087 --> 00:41:34,523
- $3,000?
- $4,000.
539
00:41:34,623 --> 00:41:36,793
- You just said, $3,000.
- You just fucked up my window.
540
00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:40,194
- You gave that dog to me.
- Cállate.
541
00:41:43,364 --> 00:41:47,750
You give me four grand for the car,
the window and the garage...
542
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:51,484
...and I'll throw the dog in because
the story of the little niña...
543
00:41:51,584 --> 00:41:53,309
...touched my heart, bro.
544
00:41:53,409 --> 00:41:57,013
- I don't have that kind of money.
- Then I'll fucking kill you.
545
00:41:57,113 --> 00:42:00,651
- Then I can get it.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.
546
00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:04,072
That's my dog, Spyder.
547
00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:12,436
(MUSIC PLAYING)
548
00:42:20,903 --> 00:42:25,841
JOHN: Ah, Yuri, Venice's local loan
shark and ruthless son of a bitch.
549
00:42:25,941 --> 00:42:29,878
Everybody knows, he is the last person
you want to borrow money from.
550
00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:33,349
He's also the last person you want
to see on a beach wearing a bikini.
551
00:42:33,449 --> 00:42:34,817
I love this country.
552
00:42:35,017 --> 00:42:37,420
JOHN:
He only gives you a day to pay him back.
553
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:42,191
What kind of person borrows money from a guy
who only gives you a day to pay him back?
554
00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:44,093
- How's it going, Yuri?
- (JOHN SIGHS)
555
00:42:44,193 --> 00:42:46,399
Eh, it takes patience.
556
00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:50,176
So, how much money you looking for?
557
00:42:50,732 --> 00:42:54,570
- $5,000.
- On the phone you said, $4,000.
558
00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:59,092
I figured if I ask for four,
I should probably ask for five. Right?
559
00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:02,778
So, how you figure
on paying this monies back?
560
00:43:02,878 --> 00:43:05,571
Yuri, it's me, Steve,
you know I'm good for it.
561
00:43:05,671 --> 00:43:09,728
- (METAL DETECTOR BEEPS)
- Whoa, oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait.
562
00:43:09,828 --> 00:43:10,989
(LAUGHS)
563
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,014
- Huh!
- A Casio!
564
00:43:13,114 --> 00:43:15,564
I need this, I'm awful with time.
565
00:43:17,259 --> 00:43:22,473
Listen, you ever heard
of the, uh, Belarus Bowtie?
566
00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:25,834
First you cut off the testicles...
567
00:43:26,434 --> 00:43:28,705
...then you shove them down throat.
568
00:43:30,105 --> 00:43:33,528
Then you have incision here and here.
569
00:43:33,628 --> 00:43:37,651
You pop the balls out and it looks like a...
570
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:41,232
- Bowtie?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.
571
00:43:42,318 --> 00:43:46,021
Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny.
572
00:43:46,121 --> 00:43:48,156
I loan you money...
573
00:43:48,286 --> 00:43:52,095
...but you pay me back
or you have scrotum bowtie.
574
00:43:52,195 --> 00:43:53,778
"Ponimayu?"
575
00:43:55,564 --> 00:43:57,139
Da.
576
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,936
- Scrotum Bowtie.
- Mm-hm.
577
00:44:00,536 --> 00:44:02,171
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
578
00:44:02,271 --> 00:44:03,629
See you soon.
579
00:44:03,729 --> 00:44:05,731
(MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:44:08,377 --> 00:44:09,578
LEW: So, Steve...
581
00:44:09,678 --> 00:44:13,305
...I just got off the phone with my brokers
and it turns out that the Chinese group...
582
00:44:13,405 --> 00:44:17,319
...that's interested in buying my apartment
complex is getting a little skittish...
583
00:44:17,419 --> 00:44:19,838
- ...about the graffiti situation.
- Yeah...
584
00:44:19,938 --> 00:44:22,238
...the graffiti situation
is getting skittishy.
585
00:44:22,338 --> 00:44:25,828
They're cutting their offer by half, Steve.
586
00:44:25,928 --> 00:44:30,132
So, here's the thing, okay? You find
this graffiti kid in the next two days...
587
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:32,701
...and you guarantee me no graffiti
through the end of escrow...
588
00:44:32,801 --> 00:44:35,838
...and I will sell you this house
for what I paid for it.
589
00:44:35,938 --> 00:44:38,444
- That's really generous, Lew.
- Mm-hm, it is.
590
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:42,510
Look, the way I see it, you're probably
looking at a loss of eight figures...
591
00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:46,748
...if I don't find this guy. But if you
don't want my help, I understand.
592
00:44:46,848 --> 00:44:50,285
- I'm sure you...
- Okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay.
593
00:44:50,785 --> 00:44:52,918
Find the guy and I'll give you
the fuckin' house!
594
00:44:53,018 --> 00:44:57,393
You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy.
595
00:44:57,493 --> 00:45:01,946
I'm not happy. This is not happy.
Catch the fucker.
596
00:45:12,975 --> 00:45:16,445
Steve? Hi, it's John,
sorry to leave this on your voicemail...
597
00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:21,348
...but I'm just looking at a picture of
one of the murals from Lew's building...
598
00:45:22,395 --> 00:45:24,920
...and, okay, yes...
599
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:28,490
...I give the piece as a whole,
seven out of ten.
600
00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:31,494
The scrotum shading, the veins...
601
00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:35,265
...and it's like the whole thing
just follows you.
602
00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:37,900
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
603
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,432
JOHN: (NARRATING) I'm gonna go
to all the local art galleries...
604
00:45:40,532 --> 00:45:45,141
...show them the picture,
just try to absorb as much cock as I can.
605
00:45:45,841 --> 00:45:47,726
In, uh...
606
00:45:48,351 --> 00:45:51,579
...ocularly, through my eyes, not...
607
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:56,652
All right, well... I'm gonna go hop on
this and I'll check in with you later.
608
00:45:56,752 --> 00:45:59,802
Jesus, man, that was bad.
609
00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:13,131
Hey, uh... I'm wondering
if I can ask you about an artist.
610
00:46:13,231 --> 00:46:15,671
- Sure.
- Okay.
611
00:46:16,271 --> 00:46:19,808
I gotta warn you, it's a little racy.
612
00:46:19,908 --> 00:46:23,679
Ah, yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist.
613
00:46:23,779 --> 00:46:26,481
- Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
- I'm positive.
614
00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:28,655
- You sure?
- Yes.
615
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:32,287
Look, you see how the veins follow you?
616
00:46:32,387 --> 00:46:35,223
- Yes, I do.
- It's him.
617
00:46:35,323 --> 00:46:37,693
And the, uh, scrotal shading, it's...
618
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:39,928
I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect.
619
00:46:40,028 --> 00:46:41,997
- Classic Salvatore?
- Absolutely, yes.
620
00:46:42,097 --> 00:46:44,466
Classic Salvatore... where can I find him?
621
00:46:44,566 --> 00:46:46,936
- Hm, why?
- Just 'cause I'm a big fan...
622
00:46:47,036 --> 00:46:49,671
...and I'm actually looking
to commission a mural.
623
00:46:49,771 --> 00:46:53,053
Okay, well, leave me your number,
I'll see what I can do.
624
00:46:55,911 --> 00:46:59,748
STEVE: Hey, Spyder, got it, four grand.
625
00:47:00,148 --> 00:47:03,034
Four grand. Where's my dog?
626
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,590
Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone.
627
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:10,826
Gone? How gone?
628
00:47:10,926 --> 00:47:13,395
All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him.
629
00:47:13,495 --> 00:47:15,643
What are you talking about.
You just took my money!
630
00:47:15,743 --> 00:47:18,021
This was for the car,
the window and the garage.
631
00:47:18,121 --> 00:47:20,340
I was gonna throw the little dog in for free.
632
00:47:22,037 --> 00:47:26,210
You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot?
Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy!
633
00:47:31,179 --> 00:47:34,960
- The dog's just gone, is that it!
- Hey, bro? Bro?
634
00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:38,607
Don't think I don't have
fucking nice people in my house!
635
00:47:38,707 --> 00:47:41,419
- You really are crazy.
- They've been to places that you've never been to!
636
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:44,586
- I can see that, fucker.
- A lot of mental illness!
637
00:47:44,686 --> 00:47:47,903
- Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
- What about Taylor?
638
00:47:48,003 --> 00:47:52,482
- What about Taylor!
- Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro.
639
00:47:54,670 --> 00:47:56,387
Take a breath, bro.
640
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:06,982
Listen, that bitch Lupe took your dog, hm?
641
00:48:07,082 --> 00:48:09,518
And a briefcase filled with my cocaine.
642
00:48:10,218 --> 00:48:14,488
You find her, you get my shit,
I'll give you your money back.
643
00:48:16,591 --> 00:48:18,435
How about this?
644
00:48:19,033 --> 00:48:22,214
How about I find your girl...
645
00:48:22,314 --> 00:48:25,286
...and your briefcase full of cocaine...
646
00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:27,267
...and you pay me triple the money.
647
00:48:27,367 --> 00:48:28,886
Pfft!
648
00:48:33,241 --> 00:48:37,447
Deal, fucker. But you better do it now,
before my drugs find a new distributor.
649
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,965
- I'll get right on it.
- Listen...
650
00:48:40,065 --> 00:48:42,899
...wherever this bitch is,
your dog's there, too.
651
00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:50,058
What? She likes Knott's Berry Farms, Holmes.
652
00:48:50,158 --> 00:48:52,694
Knott's Berry Farm's been closed
for a long time, hasn't it?
653
00:48:52,794 --> 00:48:56,765
No, it's still open. That other bitch
in that picture is her sister, Consuela...
654
00:48:56,865 --> 00:48:59,968
...she sometimes hangs out
at my cousin's bar, La Patronca.
655
00:49:00,068 --> 00:49:02,003
Got an address on that?
656
00:49:02,503 --> 00:49:04,422
Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.
657
00:49:04,522 --> 00:49:05,279
(MACHINE BEEPS)
658
00:49:05,379 --> 00:49:07,876
JOHN: (OVER PHONE) I need you
to run some recon for me. Okay, pal?
659
00:49:07,976 --> 00:49:11,613
The bar is La Patronca,
we're looking for a girl named Consuela.
660
00:49:11,713 --> 00:49:15,184
We find out where's she's staying,
and that will lead us to Lupe and the coke.
661
00:49:15,284 --> 00:49:18,568
And, John, try not to stand out, okay?
662
00:49:21,689 --> 00:49:23,907
(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING)
663
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,109
(WHISTLING)
664
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:36,185
Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you,
you're not a fucking DJ!
665
00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:46,984
Hey there, amigo.
Uh, quite a place you got here.
666
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,946
Really nice. Um...
667
00:49:49,046 --> 00:49:53,875
...to start, I would like one of
your finest cervezas, por favor.
668
00:49:53,975 --> 00:49:58,809
I believe $2.00 should do it.
I don't want no gringo prices.
669
00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:11,204
Oh, my.
670
00:50:12,574 --> 00:50:14,824
Nice boots.
671
00:50:15,076 --> 00:50:17,695
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.
672
00:50:23,351 --> 00:50:25,095
Ah, you can keep the change.
673
00:50:27,255 --> 00:50:29,281
I'm also, uh...
674
00:50:29,754 --> 00:50:33,443
...I'm hoping you know something
about this girl right here.
675
00:50:40,702 --> 00:50:44,639
- Jesus.
- Why you asking? You a cop?
676
00:50:44,739 --> 00:50:49,526
No, no, I'm not a cop. No, no, no,
I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her.
677
00:50:51,245 --> 00:50:53,663
She messing with you, too?
678
00:50:55,015 --> 00:50:59,703
No, not that I know of. No, it's nothing
personal, I just wanna talk to her.
679
00:51:01,322 --> 00:51:04,240
Okay... just had to check.
680
00:51:04,693 --> 00:51:06,495
Her name's Consuela.
681
00:51:06,995 --> 00:51:10,709
She lives at the Hollywood Premiere Motel
with her sister, Lupe.
682
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,928
Oh, oh, wow, okay, uh...
683
00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:18,640
...great, that was a lot easier
than I thought it would be.
684
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:21,024
Thank you, uh, gracias.
685
00:51:24,145 --> 00:51:26,648
Oh, he spit that pit on your floor.
686
00:51:26,748 --> 00:51:28,484
Uh, you know what...
687
00:51:28,584 --> 00:51:31,812
...that is legitimately
all I needed to know, so...
688
00:51:31,912 --> 00:51:35,924
...all right, I'm gonna let you keep that
and thank you so much for your time.
689
00:51:36,524 --> 00:51:40,868
You can actually have the beer,
that's for you, my tip.
690
00:51:40,968 --> 00:51:43,658
- Thanks.
- Be careful!
691
00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:46,288
- She plays mind games.
- Okay.
692
00:51:46,388 --> 00:51:49,538
- Takes hours to respond to texts.
- Oh, hello.
693
00:51:49,638 --> 00:51:52,875
One of the most annoying things
is that she'll make plans...
694
00:51:52,975 --> 00:51:55,210
...and then cancel them, day of.
695
00:51:55,810 --> 00:51:59,634
She'll invite you over to watch a movie
and then just wanna watch a movie!
696
00:51:59,734 --> 00:52:02,822
- Okay. Okay, I really, I gotta get going.
- Oh, and she's a Capricorn.
697
00:52:02,922 --> 00:52:04,766
Yo, if you find her...
698
00:52:04,866 --> 00:52:08,700
...tell her Rigaberto is thinking about her.
699
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,230
I will. Good day, gentlemen.
700
00:52:13,195 --> 00:52:17,082
JOHN: So, after my stellar detective work,
I pointed Steve in the direction...
701
00:52:17,182 --> 00:52:21,851
...of the Hollywood Premiere Motel
where Consuela was known to frequent.
702
00:52:28,242 --> 00:52:30,994
Damn! Oh, my God.
703
00:52:35,516 --> 00:52:39,602
Hey, baby, I'm Mocha. You looking for a date?
704
00:52:41,021 --> 00:52:43,858
I... uh... I don't think so.
705
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:47,410
What... you some kind of fag
or something, sweetie?
706
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,580
No! What would... how...
707
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:54,034
Mocha...
708
00:52:54,134 --> 00:52:56,224
...maybe you could help me.
709
00:52:57,439 --> 00:53:00,308
Have you seen this girl right here?
710
00:53:00,908 --> 00:53:03,144
What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that?
711
00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:07,648
Some kind of bullshit Knott's
Berry Farm picture. I don't know.
712
00:53:08,248 --> 00:53:11,119
Well, that one's Lupe, I've seen her.
713
00:53:11,219 --> 00:53:14,823
- Room 216.
- You didn't see a little dog, too, did you?
714
00:53:14,923 --> 00:53:17,392
Oh, that dog's got some bowel problems.
715
00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:20,095
- He doesn't have any bowel problems.
- He shits fuckin' everywhere!
716
00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:23,209
- It's a nervous disorder.
- Whatever.
717
00:53:24,099 --> 00:53:28,356
Now, if you change your mind...
Mocha will turn you out.
718
00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:29,872
I will noodle on that.
719
00:53:29,972 --> 00:53:33,008
Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me.
720
00:53:34,108 --> 00:53:36,152
You cute.
721
00:53:36,811 --> 00:53:40,547
Okay, so, it is 8:36 p.m.
722
00:53:40,647 --> 00:53:44,119
I've got my stakeout provisions acquired.
723
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:49,524
- I am headed to the lookout spot right now.
- Time to kick the tires and light the fire.
724
00:53:49,624 --> 00:53:50,858
- Hey.
- Hey.
725
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:53,284
- John, right? Hi.
- Yeah, hi.
726
00:53:53,384 --> 00:53:57,533
- I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
- I know, we've met. I just said your name.
727
00:53:57,633 --> 00:54:02,037
Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just...
I'm not used to people remembering me.
728
00:54:02,137 --> 00:54:05,406
Well, how could I forget a guy
who followed me down a dark alley?
729
00:54:05,506 --> 00:54:08,509
I should have finished the job,
killed you there.
730
00:54:08,609 --> 00:54:09,978
Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.
731
00:54:10,078 --> 00:54:13,315
By the way,
were you just talking to yourself?
732
00:54:13,715 --> 00:54:18,086
Yeah... no... no, I was talking
into my phone here.
733
00:54:18,186 --> 00:54:19,988
- I take field notes.
- Cool.
734
00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:23,330
- Yeah.
- So are you following someone tonight?
735
00:54:26,925 --> 00:54:30,065
Actually, yes. I probably
shouldn't be mentioning this...
736
00:54:30,165 --> 00:54:34,169
...but, yeah, I got
a pretty sweet case going on.
737
00:54:34,269 --> 00:54:37,619
I'm following a graffiti artist
by the name of Salvatore Lopez.
738
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,508
- Salvatore Lopez?
- Could be "Salvatoré", I don't really know.
739
00:54:40,608 --> 00:54:44,246
- I love him.
- You do? You know him?
740
00:54:44,346 --> 00:54:47,749
Yeah, of course,
he's like the Banksy of Venice.
741
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:50,718
- Right.
- I would love to see what he looks like.
742
00:54:50,818 --> 00:54:54,465
- You and me both.
- Do you want some company?
743
00:54:57,224 --> 00:55:00,162
Yes, but you know it's just...
744
00:55:00,262 --> 00:55:03,297
...I mean, it's a stakeout,
it's sitting in a car.
745
00:55:03,397 --> 00:55:05,233
I don't mind.
746
00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:07,804
Okay.
747
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,748
You have a very low bar for a fun evening.
748
00:55:11,372 --> 00:55:15,577
NOLA: Okay, my turn.
Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen DeGeneres...
749
00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:18,446
...Oprah or Kelly Ripa?
750
00:55:18,546 --> 00:55:21,801
Okay, uh, well, I'd fuck Oprah...
751
00:55:21,901 --> 00:55:24,915
...because she's beautiful,
she's a national treasure...
752
00:55:25,015 --> 00:55:28,990
...and if I do it right, I'll get a car!
753
00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:32,427
Look under your seats!
Then I guess I'd marry Ellen...
754
00:55:32,527 --> 00:55:35,697
...just because of the sense of humor,
you gotta want that in a wife.
755
00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:39,234
And she's got an endless supply
of sneakers and suits.
756
00:55:39,334 --> 00:55:42,237
- That's true.
- And will dance the day away.
757
00:55:42,337 --> 00:55:46,015
And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly.
758
00:55:46,768 --> 00:55:50,368
Sweet, sweet Ripa. Only because...
759
00:55:50,468 --> 00:55:52,981
...that's the nature of the game,
and someone's gotta die.
760
00:55:53,081 --> 00:55:57,351
It would probably scar me for life,
it would ruin my marriage with Ellen, so...
761
00:55:57,451 --> 00:55:59,269
That's fair.
762
00:56:01,022 --> 00:56:02,958
(BOTH SIGH)
763
00:56:03,058 --> 00:56:08,129
It's so crazy to me that you, uh,
that you know Salvatore Lopez, that's...
764
00:56:08,229 --> 00:56:11,866
Yeah, he's great, I mean,
I love the way he combines...
765
00:56:11,966 --> 00:56:15,203
...the Japanese theory of Shuko
with a street-style aesthetic.
766
00:56:15,303 --> 00:56:17,172
Yes, yes.
767
00:56:17,272 --> 00:56:22,390
Plus, his intimate knowledge with
the male anatomy. It's very sensual.
768
00:56:22,490 --> 00:56:25,314
- And the way the veins follow your eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.
769
00:56:25,414 --> 00:56:28,115
- And the scrotal shading.
- Shut up.
770
00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,815
You know, you're kind of cute.
771
00:56:37,158 --> 00:56:40,362
Well, I've been told I'm a bit
of a young Roger Daltrey...
772
00:56:40,462 --> 00:56:42,779
...if he spent a lot of time with computers.
773
00:56:57,878 --> 00:56:59,747
NOLA: Oh, John.
774
00:56:59,847 --> 00:57:01,899
(JOHN MOANING)
775
00:57:03,431 --> 00:57:05,436
(MUSIC PLAYING)
776
00:57:25,373 --> 00:57:30,111
- Ooh, it's my little noodle.
- Hey. Mm-mm. Ladies.
777
00:57:30,211 --> 00:57:32,129
I like watching you walk away.
778
00:57:41,589 --> 00:57:43,612
(WOMAN MOANING)
779
00:58:07,615 --> 00:58:09,633
(SCRATCHING ON DOOR)
780
00:58:11,785 --> 00:58:14,556
Buddy! Aw, man, come on.
781
00:58:14,656 --> 00:58:17,525
There you go. Did you miss me?
782
00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:21,145
Aw, come here, pal... take a little rest.
783
00:58:26,501 --> 00:58:28,903
What do you think you're doing
in my girl Lupe's room?
784
00:58:29,003 --> 00:58:31,221
Dog walker... they didn't tell you?
785
00:58:32,974 --> 00:58:36,026
You don't look like no dog walker to me.
786
00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:38,795
Really?
787
00:58:41,015 --> 00:58:42,899
That's all you got, baby?
788
00:58:47,622 --> 00:58:48,923
(WHINES)
789
00:58:49,023 --> 00:58:51,626
GIGI:
See, I came to this town with a dream...
790
00:58:51,726 --> 00:58:54,611
...make-up artist to all the stars and shit.
791
00:58:56,264 --> 00:58:58,867
Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry.
792
00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:01,869
He was sweet as molasses.
793
00:59:01,969 --> 00:59:05,621
He took good care of me.
Loved me for what I was.
794
00:59:07,809 --> 00:59:09,878
Good man like that's hard to find.
795
00:59:09,978 --> 00:59:11,795
Don't I know it, girl.
796
00:59:13,581 --> 00:59:15,483
What happened to him?
797
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:17,434
Oh, I killed him.
798
00:59:20,688 --> 00:59:23,491
There... what do you think, sugar?
799
00:59:24,091 --> 00:59:27,744
- I feel really special.
- Yeah, I knew you would.
800
00:59:30,448 --> 00:59:32,030
Whew!
801
00:59:32,578 --> 00:59:34,597
You know what I think is next?
802
00:59:35,202 --> 00:59:37,053
A ride home?
803
00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:43,013
We gonna have to give you a shave, baby.
804
00:59:46,247 --> 00:59:48,156
I'll be right back.
805
00:59:48,816 --> 00:59:52,287
Come on, sweetness, let's move
little doggie to the bathroom...
806
00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:54,805
...before it shits all over the bed.
807
01:00:06,638 --> 01:00:09,858
Gonna have some fun... mm-mm-mm.
808
01:00:10,872 --> 01:00:14,675
Now, don't be wiggling around on me
'cause I'd hate to cut off what...
809
01:00:14,775 --> 01:00:17,227
...little you got down there, baby.
810
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:24,983
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
811
01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:28,590
Here you go, Buddy. Here boy,
here you go, pal, come here.
812
01:00:28,690 --> 01:00:31,459
Come on, let's go. Here we go.
813
01:00:31,559 --> 01:00:34,144
Get your ass back here now!
814
01:00:35,029 --> 01:00:37,146
You broke my nose!
815
01:00:37,365 --> 01:00:39,170
(GROANS)
816
01:00:39,905 --> 01:00:41,290
GIGI: Girls!
817
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:44,539
STEVE: Run, Buddy, I'll find you!
818
01:00:47,949 --> 01:00:51,027
Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!
819
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:53,563
Let's get him!
820
01:00:56,317 --> 01:00:58,134
Get that motherfucker!
821
01:01:07,094 --> 01:01:09,931
Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him!
822
01:01:10,031 --> 01:01:12,848
We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car!
823
01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:15,063
Get out of that car right now!
824
01:01:15,163 --> 01:01:17,588
(ENGINE STARTING)
825
01:01:24,345 --> 01:01:26,196
He was kinda cute.
826
01:01:39,194 --> 01:01:40,695
Hey.
827
01:01:41,495 --> 01:01:44,432
- Hello.
- Hey, fellas, how you doing?
828
01:01:44,532 --> 01:01:47,268
You borrow money, you pay money back.
829
01:01:47,368 --> 01:01:48,870
- Yeah, of course I do.
- So?
830
01:01:48,970 --> 01:01:52,455
- STEVE: You gave me a week.
- No, it's a day.
831
01:01:54,475 --> 01:01:57,992
- Yeah, but it's a week though, right?
- It's always a day.
832
01:01:58,562 --> 01:02:01,215
- It's one day, no?
- It's always been a day.
833
01:02:01,315 --> 01:02:03,621
Mm... nice lipstick.
834
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:07,121
Oh, yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick.
835
01:02:07,221 --> 01:02:09,738
YURI: Brings out the color in your eyes.
836
01:02:10,258 --> 01:02:12,260
- So, a day?
- One day.
837
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,293
All right.
838
01:02:16,497 --> 01:02:19,149
Remind him of the due date, huh?
839
01:02:25,206 --> 01:02:28,743
STEVE: I'm pretty sure that's you, Lew,
I just don't know what happened to you.
840
01:02:28,843 --> 01:02:32,680
I'm running out of time, okay? The Chinese
are coming to visit the building tomorrow.
841
01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:35,216
It's a Lucha Libre wrestler...
842
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:38,820
...and I think he's tea-bagging you, Lew.
843
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,588
I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?
844
01:02:40,688 --> 01:02:44,359
Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake!
You said you were gonna take care of this!
845
01:02:44,459 --> 01:02:47,113
- I got it, I got it. I'll take care of it.
- Okay? All right?
846
01:02:47,213 --> 01:02:49,431
- Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.
847
01:02:49,531 --> 01:02:51,009
Hey...
848
01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:55,187
...Lew, you think you could...
loan me $5,000?
849
01:02:55,287 --> 01:02:59,207
You want me to lend you... fuck you! Steve!
850
01:02:59,307 --> 01:03:01,409
And what happened to you?
851
01:03:01,509 --> 01:03:03,911
You were supposed to take care of this.
852
01:03:04,011 --> 01:03:09,098
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
I got, uh... distracted.
853
01:03:11,052 --> 01:03:15,423
- Just go find the graffiti artist.
- It's very creative.
854
01:03:15,523 --> 01:03:18,775
I've never even imagined
tea-bagging someone like that.
855
01:03:20,194 --> 01:03:21,729
I'll...
856
01:03:22,179 --> 01:03:24,265
(MUSIC PLAYING)
857
01:03:45,616 --> 01:03:47,538
Hey, Dave.
858
01:03:47,988 --> 01:03:51,059
You're drinking alone and the sun's still up.
859
01:03:52,059 --> 01:03:54,181
I've been evicted from my own house.
860
01:03:54,281 --> 01:03:56,864
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
861
01:03:57,164 --> 01:03:59,233
You know I'm there for you.
862
01:03:59,901 --> 01:04:00,968
I know.
863
01:04:01,068 --> 01:04:03,704
Promise me that you'll let me be there.
864
01:04:03,804 --> 01:04:05,375
Fine.
865
01:04:06,118 --> 01:04:07,924
I'll let you be there.
866
01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:16,621
Listen, I count on you
to be the ballast in my life.
867
01:04:18,751 --> 01:04:20,920
I need you to turn this thing around.
868
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,853
I'm there for you.
869
01:04:24,091 --> 01:04:28,511
So, about that five grand plus interest
I need, so Yuri doesn't kill me.
870
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,872
From the closing sale at the shop.
871
01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:40,932
- Oh, wow.
- Mi dinero es su dinero.
872
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:44,478
Thanks, man. Thank you.
873
01:04:44,878 --> 01:04:46,881
Really, thank you.
874
01:04:47,581 --> 01:04:51,602
- So, you are learning to let go?
- I'm letting go, all right.
875
01:04:53,154 --> 01:04:54,659
Here...
876
01:04:55,139 --> 01:04:57,158
...crash at my place.
877
01:04:57,258 --> 01:04:59,709
Yeah. Thanks.
878
01:05:02,263 --> 01:05:04,348
(DEVICE BEEPING)
879
01:05:06,834 --> 01:05:09,871
- Hey, Yuri.
- Hey.
880
01:05:10,271 --> 01:05:12,974
Thank you very much, very much.
881
01:05:13,074 --> 01:05:16,043
You're welcome.
You're a man of your word, huh?
882
01:05:16,143 --> 01:05:18,245
You, too. I appreciate it.
883
01:05:18,345 --> 01:05:22,283
Listen, don't borrow any money from me, huh?
884
01:05:22,383 --> 01:05:24,928
- It's dangerous.
- Right.
885
01:05:25,028 --> 01:05:26,569
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks again.
886
01:05:26,669 --> 01:05:28,517
- Come on, ladies.
- (PHONE RINGING)
887
01:05:33,661 --> 01:05:36,363
JOHN: Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.
888
01:05:36,463 --> 01:05:39,016
Hold on. Wait for it.
889
01:05:39,116 --> 01:05:42,008
Yes, I got him! I got Salvatore.
890
01:05:42,108 --> 01:05:44,098
- What?
- Yeah, I was looking right at him.
891
01:05:44,198 --> 01:05:49,411
Uh... and... just... I don't know if this
changes anything, but he's not Latino.
892
01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:52,358
Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right?
893
01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:56,183
- But he's not, he's black.
- All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
894
01:05:56,283 --> 01:05:59,509
No, that doesn't make me a racist,
I just thought you might...
895
01:05:59,609 --> 01:06:02,490
...I'll be here. Jesus.
896
01:06:15,202 --> 01:06:17,081
You must be Salvatore.
897
01:06:18,065 --> 01:06:20,555
Yeah. So?
898
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,078
How much does this one go for?
899
01:06:24,178 --> 01:06:25,880
$10,000.
900
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:30,184
I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars
for this and keep you from going to jail.
901
01:06:30,684 --> 01:06:33,421
Jail? Man, I think you
should get the fuck out of here.
902
01:06:33,521 --> 01:06:35,571
What's that? What's that?
903
01:06:36,373 --> 01:06:38,191
Hold still, jerkoff.
904
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:42,730
You painted the top of my head blue.
You remember?
905
01:06:42,830 --> 01:06:45,061
Now you're gonna tell me everything you know.
906
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:55,091
Hey, fuck you, man.
This paint don't come off.
907
01:06:59,714 --> 01:07:03,684
What... what... what'd you write on his face?
908
01:07:03,784 --> 01:07:07,555
- Or did you just stomp him?
- Dude, what is with you and all the violence?
909
01:07:07,655 --> 01:07:09,490
JOHN: Aw, shit.
910
01:07:09,831 --> 01:07:11,992
Hey, look who it is.
911
01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:14,828
What's up, cholos?
912
01:07:15,228 --> 01:07:18,598
- Where's my shit?
- Yeah, where's his shit?
913
01:07:18,698 --> 01:07:21,235
Dude, I'm standing right here.
914
01:07:21,335 --> 01:07:23,305
- I can hear every word he says.
- Shut the fuck up!
915
01:07:23,405 --> 01:07:25,473
- Hey, hey, don't talk to him like that.
- You shut the fuck up!
916
01:07:25,573 --> 01:07:27,097
I'm cool. We're all good.
917
01:07:27,197 --> 01:07:30,759
- You and your dog's time is running out.
- You didn't find Lupe yet, did you?
918
01:07:30,859 --> 01:07:33,607
You're the one that's supposed
to be looking. I want my shit back!
919
01:07:33,707 --> 01:07:35,770
I want my dog back.
920
01:07:35,870 --> 01:07:37,888
Whoa, jeez.
921
01:07:38,563 --> 01:07:41,623
- Great.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.
922
01:07:42,223 --> 01:07:45,270
- I'm gonna come find you.
- JOHN: Have fun.
923
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,474
You probably don't care but, um...
924
01:07:47,574 --> 01:07:51,599
...you're saying, "24," but your hands
are actually saying, "42."
925
01:07:52,899 --> 01:07:55,997
I know when I do my gang gestures,
I like to practice in the mirror.
926
01:07:56,097 --> 01:07:59,722
See this watch? This watch is shit.
Fuck your watch!
927
01:08:06,847 --> 01:08:08,498
What's the matter with you?
928
01:08:25,966 --> 01:08:28,035
You might want to get out
of the house once in a while.
929
01:08:28,135 --> 01:08:30,071
I know.
930
01:08:30,171 --> 01:08:31,972
What are you doing?
931
01:08:32,072 --> 01:08:35,677
I gotta go steal back some drugs for these
gang guys, so I can get my dog back.
932
01:08:35,777 --> 01:08:39,446
But first I gotta go shake up
these real estate assholes.
933
01:08:39,546 --> 01:08:41,382
Cool.
934
01:08:41,482 --> 01:08:45,479
- Wanna come?
- Yeah! Sounds like fun.
935
01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:47,603
Could be dangerous.
936
01:08:48,756 --> 01:08:50,374
Maybe I'll die.
937
01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:53,210
(MUSIC PLAYING)
938
01:08:57,531 --> 01:09:01,402
- Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter.
- Do you have an appointment?
939
01:09:01,502 --> 01:09:05,340
No, just tell him we represent Lew the Jew.
940
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,697
- Lew the Jew?
- Lew the Jew.
941
01:09:08,797 --> 01:09:12,228
- Hurry up.
- Just a moment.
942
01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:16,337
- Hurry up?
- No more patience.
943
01:09:17,117 --> 01:09:18,953
STEVE: Have a mint.
944
01:09:19,453 --> 01:09:24,315
- How can I help you, gentlemen?
- You are so fucked.
945
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,895
I'm sorry, excuse me?
946
01:09:28,995 --> 01:09:31,398
This about money? It's always about money.
947
01:09:31,498 --> 01:09:33,968
It's Lew the Jew, come on,
you need a few bucks?
948
01:09:34,068 --> 01:09:36,337
No, don't need money.
949
01:09:37,037 --> 01:09:40,978
But here is the deal we are gonna make you.
You are gonna make Lew the Jew...
950
01:09:41,078 --> 01:09:45,646
...a very generous offer for all the shit
that you've done to his apartment building.
951
01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:48,382
We were thinking $22 million.
952
01:09:49,182 --> 01:09:51,018
22... $22 million?
953
01:09:51,118 --> 01:09:55,800
And you are gonna give
Dave here a brand new condo.
954
01:09:56,390 --> 01:09:58,826
DAVE: One bedroom and a den.
955
01:09:58,926 --> 01:10:01,395
Right on the beach, for free.
956
01:10:01,495 --> 01:10:05,667
Okay, this, uh... is a moment for
me to call the police. Excuse me.
957
01:10:05,767 --> 01:10:08,502
Oh, good, well, you can show them this...
958
01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:11,672
...because right there, that is a signed...
959
01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:14,268
- DAVE: Notarized.
- Sworn affidavit...
960
01:10:14,368 --> 01:10:16,611
...by a Salvatore Lopez...
961
01:10:16,711 --> 01:10:21,415
...the graffiti artist that you hired to
paint all over Lew the Jew's buildings...
962
01:10:21,515 --> 01:10:25,419
...so the Chinese would drop
their offer and you could buy for less.
963
01:10:25,519 --> 01:10:26,667
So, we have a deal, right?
964
01:10:26,767 --> 01:10:30,406
Or am I gonna have to put your head
through that fucking wall?
965
01:10:36,363 --> 01:10:39,300
There, there you go, fellas.
You have a good day, all right?
966
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,216
Bye, bye.
967
01:10:42,206 --> 01:10:43,891
(BUDDY BARKS)
968
01:10:43,991 --> 01:10:46,042
(WOMAN MOANING)
969
01:11:01,722 --> 01:11:02,757
You're short.
970
01:11:02,857 --> 01:11:04,859
- What?
- You're short.
971
01:11:04,959 --> 01:11:07,300
That's all Prince gave me for that stuff.
972
01:11:09,129 --> 01:11:10,775
I swear.
973
01:11:11,665 --> 01:11:13,883
Oscar, I would never lie to you.
974
01:11:19,339 --> 01:11:23,223
I gotta get back to Spyder's
before he suspects anything.
975
01:11:26,713 --> 01:11:29,197
What happens if Spyder finds out?
976
01:11:30,651 --> 01:11:32,535
Fuck Spyder.
977
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:39,990
- Where are you taking my dog?
- I found him out back. He's my dog now.
978
01:11:40,090 --> 01:11:42,563
- What?
- OSCAR: Just stay here.
979
01:11:42,663 --> 01:11:44,541
Pinche loco.
980
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,588
Time to go.
981
01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:58,672
Fuck Oscar and fuck Spyder.
982
01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:00,798
(MUSIC PLAYING)
983
01:12:09,056 --> 01:12:10,593
Bonus!
984
01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:14,136
- DAVE: What gives?
- Some "just in case" stuff.
985
01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:16,339
I guess.
986
01:12:19,133 --> 01:12:21,902
Wow, where'd you get this? Some drug lord?
987
01:12:22,002 --> 01:12:24,938
Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski?
988
01:12:25,038 --> 01:12:27,408
- Yeah.
- Well, her old man was a cop.
989
01:12:27,508 --> 01:12:29,009
DAVE: Sweet.
990
01:12:29,109 --> 01:12:30,444
- Grenade?
- Yeah.
991
01:12:30,544 --> 01:12:33,028
- Cool.
- Thank you.
992
01:12:33,780 --> 01:12:35,840
- Knuckle duster?
- Yep.
993
01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:38,831
- Ninja throwing star?
- Yeah.
994
01:12:39,853 --> 01:12:41,921
You sure you want to do this?
995
01:12:42,021 --> 01:12:44,758
What else have I got to do? I'm with you.
996
01:12:44,858 --> 01:12:47,520
To the hounds. Nice.
997
01:13:06,853 --> 01:13:08,708
(ENGINE STARTING)
998
01:13:18,492 --> 01:13:21,111
- GIGI: You got a flat tire.
- What?
999
01:13:21,211 --> 01:13:23,063
Are you kidding me?
1000
01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:28,202
- Well, fix the fucking thing.
- Gigi don't fix no tires. Shit.
1001
01:13:28,302 --> 01:13:32,005
Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late.
1002
01:13:32,572 --> 01:13:35,176
- Fine.
- Hurry up, okay?
1003
01:13:35,276 --> 01:13:37,244
Hurry up. Bitch.
1004
01:13:37,344 --> 01:13:40,029
- LUPE: What?
- GIGI: You heard me.
1005
01:13:43,517 --> 01:13:45,601
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1006
01:13:46,487 --> 01:13:48,204
Awesome.
1007
01:13:49,856 --> 01:13:52,308
What the hell's taking so long, girl?
1008
01:13:55,662 --> 01:13:58,705
- STEVE: I'll take that.
- Okay.
1009
01:13:59,566 --> 01:14:01,301
Where's my dog?
1010
01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:03,494
Spyder has him.
1011
01:14:04,004 --> 01:14:05,688
I swear.
1012
01:14:07,241 --> 01:14:11,645
Hi, I'm Dave. I just electrocuted
the shit out of your friend.
1013
01:14:11,745 --> 01:14:14,194
He's taking a little nap in the trunk.
1014
01:14:14,594 --> 01:14:18,411
I want you to try these bracelets on.
They're free.
1015
01:14:27,694 --> 01:14:30,931
- Where's the rest of the coke?
- That's all there was.
1016
01:14:32,031 --> 01:14:35,635
Ooh, a shot to the knee cap,
that's... that's gonna hurt.
1017
01:14:35,735 --> 01:14:40,040
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I sold it to this guy, black dude, Prince.
1018
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,809
Where can I find him?
1019
01:14:42,909 --> 01:14:46,729
He's always at this bar called Bird Cage.
1020
01:14:52,319 --> 01:14:53,921
You're very cute.
1021
01:14:54,721 --> 01:14:57,291
Where are you going? You can't leave me here!
1022
01:14:57,391 --> 01:14:58,952
Oh, don't worry...
1023
01:14:59,052 --> 01:15:02,662
...we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you
as soon as we scamper off.
1024
01:15:02,762 --> 01:15:04,631
Enjoy prison.
1025
01:15:04,731 --> 01:15:07,601
What? Pinches gringos!
1026
01:15:08,101 --> 01:15:09,685
- Hey!
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1027
01:15:17,277 --> 01:15:19,346
STEVE: Okay, you ready?
1028
01:15:19,446 --> 01:15:22,449
I've got a boner
for the first time in a year.
1029
01:15:23,249 --> 01:15:27,502
I have no... real response to that statement.
1030
01:15:29,189 --> 01:15:31,892
- Hey, man, how you doing?
- Fuck you.
1031
01:15:31,992 --> 01:15:35,028
- Is there a cover?
- Fuck you.
1032
01:15:35,128 --> 01:15:37,031
Prince is expecting us.
1033
01:15:37,731 --> 01:15:41,117
- What's in the case?
- A lot of money to buy cocaine.
1034
01:15:45,839 --> 01:15:49,276
I was planning on using that later.
Is there a back door to this place?
1035
01:15:49,376 --> 01:15:51,261
Man, fuck you.
1036
01:15:53,247 --> 01:15:55,482
- Thanks very much.
- You're really good.
1037
01:15:55,582 --> 01:15:57,213
Fuck you.
1038
01:16:11,732 --> 01:16:13,667
Manhattan, neat.
1039
01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:15,618
Vodka tonic.
1040
01:16:17,938 --> 01:16:20,422
Do you need me to walk you through that?
1041
01:16:21,908 --> 01:16:24,744
Whoa... not so fast.
1042
01:16:24,844 --> 01:16:26,908
We're here to see Prince.
1043
01:16:27,008 --> 01:16:28,904
Spyder sent us.
1044
01:16:30,350 --> 01:16:33,970
BARTENDER: Spyder? But Oscar
sent some girl over yesterday.
1045
01:16:36,156 --> 01:16:38,040
Hang on.
1046
01:16:42,129 --> 01:16:45,599
He said they'd see you, but they
hope you know what you're doing.
1047
01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:49,151
- It's that door down at the end of the hall.
- Thanks.
1048
01:16:54,842 --> 01:16:57,477
JOHN: Prince is a modern-day entrepreneur...
1049
01:16:57,577 --> 01:17:02,049
...money laundering, prostitution,
drug dealing, what doesn't this guy do?
1050
01:17:02,149 --> 01:17:04,433
These two look the fuck out of place.
1051
01:17:07,588 --> 01:17:09,918
What the hell are these cats...
1052
01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:13,994
Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you?
1053
01:17:14,094 --> 01:17:15,963
- I'm Steve.
- I'm Dave.
1054
01:17:16,063 --> 01:17:19,099
Okay, okay, first thing, you gotta
give me the card for that DJ, man.
1055
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:21,735
He is playing some great music out there.
1056
01:17:21,835 --> 01:17:24,905
Came here to talk to me
about the motherfucking DJ?
1057
01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,307
You a crazy motherfucker.
1058
01:17:27,407 --> 01:17:31,010
All right, well, so enough with
the talking and shit, open the case.
1059
01:17:31,110 --> 01:17:34,114
- Yeah, just show me the stuff.
- Uh, just open the case.
1060
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:36,120
- Show me the stuff.
- Just open the case.
1061
01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:37,784
- Show us the stuff.
- Open the case.
1062
01:17:37,884 --> 01:17:40,485
- Show us the fucking stuff!
- Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case.
1063
01:17:40,585 --> 01:17:43,290
- Show us the motherfucking stuff!
- Open the motherfucking case, Steve!
1064
01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:46,341
- What are... what are you doing?
- Kill these motherfuckers.
1065
01:17:47,193 --> 01:17:48,664
Shit!
1066
01:17:50,831 --> 01:17:54,201
Now the thing you need to do is
sit there real quiet and just sit back.
1067
01:17:54,301 --> 01:17:57,037
I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck.
Okay, be very cool.
1068
01:17:57,137 --> 01:18:00,485
We're gonna stand up, you ready?
Come on. There you go. Come on.
1069
01:18:01,842 --> 01:18:06,045
Shit just got real. You, put
your gun down, put your gun down.
1070
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:10,399
Take that cocaine,
put it in our case and shut it.
1071
01:18:14,354 --> 01:18:16,405
Tick, tick, tick, tick...
1072
01:18:18,759 --> 01:18:21,094
Oh, here we go, nice and easy.
1073
01:18:21,194 --> 01:18:23,997
- Nice and easy, watch your step.
- You're in control, boss.
1074
01:18:24,097 --> 01:18:26,366
- Fuck you.
- Dave, you got this?
1075
01:18:26,466 --> 01:18:28,934
- I got it.
- STEVE: Good.
1076
01:18:29,034 --> 01:18:32,887
Easy, don't move,
don't fucking move, you hear me?
1077
01:18:36,009 --> 01:18:37,978
It was nice meeting you, all of you!
1078
01:18:38,078 --> 01:18:40,166
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- Hold on to this.
1079
01:18:40,266 --> 01:18:42,698
Shit! Oh! Oh, shit!
1080
01:18:48,722 --> 01:18:51,007
Oh, fuck.
1081
01:18:59,132 --> 01:19:01,184
(HEART BEATING)
1082
01:19:04,204 --> 01:19:07,807
The fuck y'all running to?
You motherfuckers fired!
1083
01:19:07,907 --> 01:19:10,158
All of y'all are fired.
1084
01:19:15,982 --> 01:19:18,252
- STEVE: That's right, it's the Muffin Man.
- OSCAR: You find that cocaine?
1085
01:19:18,452 --> 01:19:20,454
- Just put Spyder on the phone!
- Go fuck yourself!
1086
01:19:20,554 --> 01:19:24,992
No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar.
Just tell Spyder that I got his coke...
1087
01:19:25,092 --> 01:19:27,794
...and I want my dog and my money, all right?
1088
01:19:27,894 --> 01:19:31,124
So I'll be over there tonight.
All right, goodbye.
1089
01:19:31,998 --> 01:19:33,230
Well, that was easy.
1090
01:19:33,330 --> 01:19:36,620
Yeah, easy getting in,
not so easy getting out.
1091
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,539
- It sure smells like a set-up.
- You got a plan?
1092
01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:41,942
Of course, I got a plan.
1093
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:45,078
You see what's happening here, don't you?
1094
01:19:45,178 --> 01:19:48,719
For the first time in your life,
Katey and Taylor...
1095
01:19:48,819 --> 01:19:52,869
...you're putting them
and their needs before your own.
1096
01:19:54,019 --> 01:19:56,690
Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing.
1097
01:19:56,790 --> 01:20:01,076
I'm putting my needs before anyone else's
for the first time in my life.
1098
01:20:02,762 --> 01:20:06,182
I've become you, and you've become me.
1099
01:20:08,435 --> 01:20:12,155
- It's a little right on the nose, isn't it?
- Sure, but I didn't have much time with it.
1100
01:20:12,255 --> 01:20:14,027
(LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1101
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:17,444
Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay.
1102
01:20:17,544 --> 01:20:19,779
What the fuck are you doing here, John?
1103
01:20:20,659 --> 01:20:22,865
I have something for you guys.
1104
01:20:24,518 --> 01:20:26,387
STEVE: Hi, guys.
1105
01:20:27,687 --> 01:20:32,225
Fellas, you're a day early,
the luau has been changed 'til tomorrow.
1106
01:20:32,325 --> 01:20:35,128
- Fuck you!
- Hey, Manu? Just... please.
1107
01:20:35,228 --> 01:20:38,013
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay? It's okay.
1108
01:20:39,366 --> 01:20:41,796
Listen, we are here...
1109
01:20:41,896 --> 01:20:45,439
...to apologize to you, Steve
for kicking the shit out of you.
1110
01:20:45,539 --> 01:20:47,923
Yeah, little dude says we should.
1111
01:20:49,009 --> 01:20:51,412
Why are you listening to the little dude?
1112
01:20:52,612 --> 01:20:54,696
He's dating our sister.
1113
01:20:57,017 --> 01:20:58,851
How many sisters do you have?
1114
01:20:58,951 --> 01:21:00,788
Only one.
1115
01:21:01,888 --> 01:21:05,792
Yeah, yeah, it just happened,
just crazy chemistry...
1116
01:21:05,892 --> 01:21:09,033
...just right off the bat.
Just very... very heated...
1117
01:21:09,133 --> 01:21:12,098
...in a respectable way, just modest...
1118
01:21:12,198 --> 01:21:16,016
- ...modests, hot modests.
- Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him?
1119
01:21:16,116 --> 01:21:19,773
- Momma likes him.
- You met Nola's mom?
1120
01:21:19,873 --> 01:21:23,800
Yeah, yeah, uh, just yesterday,
actually... a very lovely lunch.
1121
01:21:24,110 --> 01:21:27,113
Joan... is a wonderful cook.
1122
01:21:27,713 --> 01:21:32,767
And it turns out, we both have
a passion for vintage cinema, so...
1123
01:21:36,222 --> 01:21:39,292
- So we're all good here?
- Yeah, we're cool.
1124
01:21:39,692 --> 01:21:42,324
- And?
- Oh.
1125
01:21:42,763 --> 01:21:44,491
We owe you, Steve...
1126
01:21:44,591 --> 01:21:48,050
...and if there's anything you need,
you could come see us.
1127
01:21:49,969 --> 01:21:52,135
What are you guys doing right now?
1128
01:21:52,235 --> 01:21:55,075
JOHN: I know I'm in the minority here,
but I don't love gun battles...
1129
01:21:55,225 --> 01:21:57,627
...at creepy, drug-cartel trap houses.
1130
01:21:57,727 --> 01:22:02,265
If anything, I'm more of an "au natural,"
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.
1131
01:22:02,365 --> 01:22:06,843
So, I just sat this one out and headed
back to the office. You know...
1132
01:22:06,943 --> 01:22:08,954
...to do office stuff.
1133
01:22:23,102 --> 01:22:26,840
Here you go, buddy.
Hold tight, okay, come on.
1134
01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:29,170
- Ssh, let's get out of here.
- (PHONE RINGS)
1135
01:22:30,595 --> 01:22:33,026
(DOG BARKING)
1136
01:22:39,653 --> 01:22:41,669
(DOG WHIMPERS)
1137
01:22:46,592 --> 01:22:47,632
Right?
1138
01:22:47,732 --> 01:22:49,733
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1139
01:22:51,364 --> 01:22:52,568
Whoa!
1140
01:22:57,370 --> 01:22:59,839
Not much of a plan, if I can say that.
1141
01:22:59,939 --> 01:23:03,443
Stay here with the coke.
I'm gonna try and get Buddy.
1142
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:05,178
Keep your head down.
1143
01:23:05,278 --> 01:23:07,562
Picked the right man for the job.
1144
01:23:11,451 --> 01:23:13,301
Get some!
1145
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:22,411
Fuck you.
1146
01:23:28,334 --> 01:23:31,171
- What the fuck, Holmes?
- It's that Muffin motherfucker, man!
1147
01:23:31,271 --> 01:23:33,006
He's back, took a shot at me!
1148
01:23:33,106 --> 01:23:36,190
Watch the windows,
I'll find that muffinfucker!
1149
01:23:37,043 --> 01:23:39,062
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1150
01:23:51,224 --> 01:23:53,094
MAN: Drop the gun.
1151
01:23:58,331 --> 01:24:01,619
Does Spyder know you and Lupe
stole all the drugs?
1152
01:24:01,719 --> 01:24:03,480
And you've been fucking her?
1153
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,420
MAN: Where's my coke, bitch?
1154
01:24:09,943 --> 01:24:12,198
You lying motherfucker.
1155
01:24:28,595 --> 01:24:30,464
Now what?
1156
01:24:31,064 --> 01:24:34,334
We had a deal... your doggie
and the money for my cocaine.
1157
01:24:34,434 --> 01:24:36,970
- Yeah.
- You got my coke?
1158
01:24:37,070 --> 01:24:39,121
It's on it's way.
1159
01:24:39,221 --> 01:24:40,694
It's okay.
1160
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,377
Bring it on, motherfucker!
1161
01:24:43,477 --> 01:24:46,012
- Dave, Dave!
- What the fuck are you doing?
1162
01:24:46,112 --> 01:24:48,514
I'm completely out of control.
1163
01:24:48,614 --> 01:24:51,219
All right, that's our guy.
1164
01:24:53,219 --> 01:24:55,021
Is that for me?
1165
01:24:55,121 --> 01:24:58,739
Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it.
1166
01:25:04,564 --> 01:25:07,818
Dude... okay. Thank you.
1167
01:25:07,918 --> 01:25:09,451
Mm.
1168
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:16,759
- Hang on to that.
- (BUDDY BARKS)
1169
01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:40,400
There he is, come here.
1170
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,169
Buddy! I missed you so much!
1171
01:25:43,869 --> 01:25:45,938
You been feeding my dog?
1172
01:25:46,038 --> 01:25:48,808
Pedigree, lamb and rice blend,
he loves that shit.
1173
01:25:48,908 --> 01:25:52,878
Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him.
1174
01:25:52,978 --> 01:25:54,781
No problem.
1175
01:25:55,281 --> 01:25:57,532
- We cool?
- Cool.
1176
01:25:58,732 --> 01:26:02,711
- See you down the road, Holmes.
- All right, okay.
1177
01:26:03,489 --> 01:26:05,741
Not a bad fella, that Spyder.
1178
01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:13,433
JOHN: So, Steve got the job done.
1179
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:16,102
Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure.
1180
01:26:16,202 --> 01:26:19,727
Should he see someone about multiple
concussions in a span of 24 hours?
1181
01:26:19,827 --> 01:26:23,109
Definitely. Could he benefit from
maybe a therapist to help him...
1182
01:26:23,209 --> 01:26:26,546
...sort out some of his many issues?
That's not for me to say.
1183
01:26:26,646 --> 01:26:28,422
The main thing is...
1184
01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,920
...Steve got his dog back.
1185
01:26:31,551 --> 01:26:33,746
Lew the Jew made good on his deal...
1186
01:26:33,846 --> 01:26:36,796
...and me, I got the girl.
1187
01:26:36,896 --> 01:26:39,125
Never thought I'd get to say that.
1188
01:26:40,225 --> 01:26:41,962
She's all yours.
1189
01:26:42,062 --> 01:26:44,817
You, uh, take good care of her, huh?
1190
01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:47,333
- I will, Lew.
- Okay.
1191
01:26:47,433 --> 01:26:50,037
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
1192
01:26:51,737 --> 01:26:53,573
You did the right thing.
1193
01:26:53,673 --> 01:26:54,495
(CHUCKLES)
1194
01:26:54,595 --> 01:26:56,117
LEW: Nah.
1195
01:27:03,549 --> 01:27:05,285
- Hey.
- Hey.
1196
01:27:05,385 --> 01:27:07,257
Hi, baby.
1197
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,785
Do you like your new room?
1198
01:27:10,885 --> 01:27:13,056
My new room is...
1199
01:27:13,156 --> 01:27:16,173
...pretty amazing. Thanks, Uncle Steve.
1200
01:27:16,696 --> 01:27:18,532
STEVE: You're welcome.
1201
01:27:18,632 --> 01:27:20,717
Have a good time today.
1202
01:27:24,069 --> 01:27:26,121
Thought you might want that.
1203
01:27:28,942 --> 01:27:30,792
Thank you.
1204
01:27:36,983 --> 01:27:40,460
Hot moo! Moo!
1205
01:27:41,788 --> 01:27:43,523
STEVE: I'll take a steak.
1206
01:27:43,623 --> 01:27:46,878
JOHN: Either way, everyone is happy.
1207
01:27:47,993 --> 01:27:50,240
Case closed.
1208
01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:52,356
(PHONE VIBRATES)
1209
01:27:53,131 --> 01:27:56,017
- Hello.
- JOHN: Steve, it's me, it's John.
1210
01:27:56,117 --> 01:27:57,237
(DIALOGUE BREAKING UP)
1211
01:27:57,337 --> 01:28:01,141
- I can't hear you very well. Who is this?
- Here, I got you. It's John.
1212
01:28:01,241 --> 01:28:04,043
Yeah, uh, look, I know everyone
is probably looking forward...
1213
01:28:04,143 --> 01:28:06,622
...to my world-famous pasta salad...
1214
01:28:06,722 --> 01:28:09,650
...but I won't be able to make it.
1215
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,919
STEVE: So I invite you to my party,
and you're not gonna bring anything?
1216
01:28:13,019 --> 01:28:16,022
I won't be able to attend the barbeque...
pasta salad's already made.
1217
01:28:16,122 --> 01:28:18,224
Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow.
1218
01:28:18,924 --> 01:28:20,727
- Well, yeah...
- (HANGS PHONE)
1219
01:28:20,827 --> 01:28:22,320
Hello?
1220
01:28:24,792 --> 01:28:26,299
Steve?
1221
01:28:28,795 --> 01:28:30,603
I believe he hung up.
1222
01:28:31,203 --> 01:28:35,541
That's terrible, because if he's not gonna
come to us, now we gotta go to him...
1223
01:28:35,641 --> 01:28:38,376
...which means you need
to tell us where he is.
1224
01:28:39,879 --> 01:28:41,486
No.
1225
01:28:41,586 --> 01:28:45,952
No, I won't. So, you're just
gonna have to find him...
1226
01:28:46,052 --> 01:28:49,265
...and you won't be able to find Steve.
Not in Venice.
1227
01:28:49,615 --> 01:28:52,485
He knows every nook and cranny
in this neighborhood. He'll disappear...
1228
01:28:52,585 --> 01:28:57,230
...he's got friends in high places,
and got friends in low places.
1229
01:28:57,330 --> 01:28:59,913
I didn't mean to quote
that country song right now but...
1230
01:29:00,013 --> 01:29:04,971
...the point is, if he even gets a whiff
of trouble, he'll turn into a ghost.
1231
01:29:05,071 --> 01:29:07,073
Not literally, obviously, but...
1232
01:29:07,173 --> 01:29:09,490
Hold on. Clancy...
1233
01:29:09,590 --> 01:29:12,212
...rewind that shit back
like... like a minute.
1234
01:29:12,312 --> 01:29:16,516
What's the address of that house
we scored from Lew the Jew?
1235
01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:21,821
JOHN'S VOICE: I'm standing in Steve's
parents' house at 845 Holland Canal...
1236
01:29:21,921 --> 01:29:25,992
...the one with the white picket fence.
I think it's mid-century.
1237
01:29:26,092 --> 01:29:30,033
Really? And you know,
it's perfect timing because I'm starving...
1238
01:29:30,133 --> 01:29:32,265
...and I really love pasta salad.
1239
01:29:32,365 --> 01:29:34,967
I hear yours is world-renowned.
1240
01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:39,059
You guys hungry?
Y'all ready to go eat? Yeah, okay?
1241
01:29:39,159 --> 01:29:41,774
We're going to a party, white boy.
1242
01:29:41,874 --> 01:29:44,391
Oh, God. Please don't.
1243
01:29:45,411 --> 01:29:47,317
Actually... let's go.
1244
01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:51,232
Thank you... thank you
for not shooting my balls.
1245
01:29:53,753 --> 01:29:55,790
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
1246
01:29:56,990 --> 01:29:59,059
Okay, well, I'll just be here.
1247
01:30:00,209 --> 01:30:02,229
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1248
01:31:02,088 --> 01:31:03,526
No.
1249
01:33:13,552 --> 01:33:15,605
(MUSIC CHANGES)