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Morning, Randy. Hi.
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- Morning. Morning.
- Good morning.
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JUDD: Shelby. Caramel mocha.
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Judd. You rock.
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Thank you. I do rock, don't I?
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- Judd.
- Wade.
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Aw. Hydration.
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It's gonna get me through.
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JUDD: - You ready?
- Let's do it.
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Now, I understand you're telling me that you
think it's gay to groom your privates.
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Now, are you having one of your buddies
help you run the razor?
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- Is that what's making it gay?
JUDD: - Ha-ha-ha.
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Man Up. What do you got?
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Now we got an NBA wife that's gonna
be suing her power-forward husband...
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...for half of everything
because he cheated on her.
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Now, here's the story, toots.
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Hold and turn down your radio, please.
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...Destroying dudes in the paint.
Foot and a half of rope in his pants.
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JUDD: I am sending it in to him. If he likes it,
he'll pick up the phone.
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You don't get to be shocked when he gets
road tail in Cleveland at an away game.
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Stop chasing 10$.
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Bang a 4, bang a 5.
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Look at the gratitude on their face.
You be the best part of their year.
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Order like a man.
Can you do us all that favor?
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Get yourself a bourbon or a whiskey neat.
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Then why did you vote for him?!
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Why did you vote for him?! No one made you!
Did you get paid?!
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- Did someone give you $500?!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Wade, great show. Can we go over
some syndication numbers, pal?
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Can we not do that now? I'm wiped, man.
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Gotta get home and take a nap.
I'll call you. Okay?
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Yeah, great. You go home. Get some rest.
I'll consolidate these for you.
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How'd it turn out?
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- She's gonna love it.
- Nice. Thank you for that.
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How soon can you get me out of here?
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Financials at 1.
I can have you home early by 3.
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JUDD: - Promise?
- Promise.
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Quinn?
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Quinn.
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(ON STEREO) Approachin' hoochies with a passion
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MAN: Come on, baby, come on. Fuck! Quinn!
QUINN: Aah!
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- Oh, yeah, yeah!
MAN: - Oh!
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- Oh, shit!
QUINN: - Harder! Yeah!
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(QUINN & MAN MOANING)
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QUINN: Wade! Wade! Yeah! Unh!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Would now be a great time to go over
those numbers?
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Oh, my God!
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- How long?
WADE: - Judd.
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- How long?!
- A year.
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This is the first time.
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On our sides.
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How long?
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A year, Judd.
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(SCOFFS)
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(SIGHS)
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(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
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(BUZZING)
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(HORN HONKING & MAN YELLING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
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It's not a good time, Wendy.
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Dad's dead.
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What?
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He died about an hour ago.
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No, no, no. Hang on.
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They said that he had more time.
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Yeah, well, apparently he didn't.
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Shit. How's Mom?
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She's Mom. You know. She asked me
how much to tip the nurses.
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Listen, there's something else:
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Dad wants us to sit shiva.
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Dad's dead.
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Yeah. Apparently that's the optimal time
to do it.
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I asked them three times to remove this
awful tube. I mean, give the man his dignity.
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I don't understand the shiva.
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Mom's not even Jewish,
and Dad was an atheist.
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A Jewish atheist.
And this is what he wanted.
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I'm just gonna do it myself.
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No. It's okay, Mom. Let the nurses do it.
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What am I gonna do? Kill him?
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Mommy, leave it!
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I don't know, Judd. This is what he told Mom
he wanted. And Paul is on board with it.
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And I haven't managed to track down
Phillip yet. Hopefully, he'll check his texts.
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Okay.
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Jesus, fuck, Mom!
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It's better, don't you think?
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WENDY: Mommy, put him down. Stop touching him.
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- Judd.
- Hi, Mom.
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HILARY: Where's Quinn, honey?
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She's got a bulging disk
because of a gym accident.
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- My God. Is she all right?
JUDD: - She's fine.
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The doctors have her on pain medication.
She was devastated she couldn't be here.
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- No, of course.
- There he is, huh?
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- Mm.
- It's okay to cry, honey.
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- Thank you.
- Or laugh.
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- There's no correct response.
- Okay.
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I thought maybe I would just stand here
quietly in sad reflection. You know?
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- Linda.
LINDA: - Hi, sweetie.
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JUDD: Hi.
LINDA: Hi.
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JUDD: - Hey, Paul.
- Judd. How are you?
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, Judd. Hi.
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Hello. Look at this.
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Hi, sis. Got your hands full, huh?
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- A bulging disk? Seriously?
- Yep.
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You have to tell Mom about Quinn.
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I'm not ready yet.
What's different about her?
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It's the boobs. She had a little touch-up.
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She's going on another book tour.
Twenty-fifth anniversary of Cradle and All.
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- God help us. Hey, Barry. Hey, pal.
BARRY: - Just send the last iteration.
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WENDY: - Seriously? Pay attention.
- Whoa. What, are you kidding me?
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Say hello to your brother-in-law.
He's bereaved.
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- Sorry, I didn't see you.
- Good to see you.
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- What's up, little man?
- Mommy said "shit" in the car.
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- "Shit"?
COLE: - Yeah.
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- Oh. Have you been drinking all day?
- Yeah.
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So we started out with a little booze
and profanity, Mom?
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Good morning, everybody.
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Mort Altman was not a fan of ritual.
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So, in deference to him, I'm gonna
limit myself to a single psalm.
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Okay?
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The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
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He maketh me to lie down...
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(ON STEREO) Shut 'em down, open up shop
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CHARLIE: He maketh me
to lie down in green pastures.
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Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
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Shit, Shit, shit.
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mr. Parker.
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- Mommy.
- Phillip. You came.
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PHILLIP: Of course I came.
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Hey, hey. Low five, low five, low five.
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Koala Bear. Hey.
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- Hey, man.
- How you doing?
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- Nice ride.
- Yeah. Where's Quinn?
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- Are we all set? Do you mind if I keep going?
- Holy shit.
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Sorry, Boner.
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- No, Charlie. Rabbi Grodner.
- Shh.
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Nobody calls me "Boner" anymore.
That was a childhood nickname.
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So now we know that.
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Um...
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Apologies.
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Paul, Mort's eldest son,
will now say a few words.
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Boner is a man of God now?
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- That'll never stop being weird.
- Shh. Come on.
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I see Mom's new tits are present
and accounted for.
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JUDD: - How about those?
- Hey.
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Sorry.
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Dad would've hated this funeral.
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That's just one of the things I loved
about him.
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He would've been counting the minutes
till he could go down the hill...
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...turn on the game, heh...
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...and then he just would've talked
about how full of shit everybody was, heh.
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They didn't really miss him.
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And he would've been wrong.
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We do miss him.
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(ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
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Hey, man.
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LINDA: Hi, son.
HORRY: Hey, Mom.
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Hey, Sunflower.
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Hey, Horry.
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JUDD: Hey, Horry.
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HORRY: Sorry about Mort, man.
JUDD: Yeah.
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Thanks, buddy. How you doing?
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Living the dream.
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Yeah. Good to see you.
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Oh, no.
No, no, Mom, you gotta be kidding me.
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- It's actually more comfortable than it looks.
- I doubt that.
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Wendy's kids are in Paul's room,
so I gave your room to Paul.
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Nice.
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Annie's ovulating,
and I figured they could use the privacy.
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Yeah. Well...
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Paul and Annie only live about a half hour
away. How come they have to sleep here?
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I want all my kids under one roof again.
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Obviously, when Quinn gets here,
we'll make different arrangements.
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- But this is okay, right?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- It's good.
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- Be fine.
- Okay.
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- Come up soon.
- Okay.
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Visitors'll be here any minute.
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(GRUNTS)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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PHILLIP: Judd, it's starting!
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You're shitting us, right?
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They're shiva chairs. You sit low
to the ground as a sign of mourning.
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That's why they're like that.
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- Don't some people sit shiva for three days?
- I've seen that. That's a thing.
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- It's not a thing.
- Maybe that could be our thing.
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- It can't be.
- They do it in California. We could pioneer that.
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We're not gonna pioneer it.
Nobody here's gonna pioneer it.
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The word "shiva" is Hebrew for "seven."
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Seven days, no work, no travel.
Your ass is in those seats. Those are the rules.
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I'd love to find the word for "three."
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- I don't think Dad...
HILARY: - Stop it!
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This was your father's dying wish,
and you're negotiating?
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He was not a perfect man or a perfect father,
but he sure as hell was better than most.
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- Mom...
- No!
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Your father had one final request,
and we are gonna honor it.
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It's gonna be hard,
it's gonna be uncomfortable...
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...and we're gonna get
on each other's nerves.
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But for the next seven days,
you are all my children again.
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And you are all grounded.
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What are you waiting for? Come on.
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Yup. Any particular seat?
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- I'll take her.
- No. No, I got her.
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- She's fine.
ANNIE: - She's exhausted. She should get a nap.
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HILARY: Judd, Paul.
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ANNIE: Shh.
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You need to put a baby
in that woman yesterday.
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I'm working on it.
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- Have you had your man parts checked yet?
- Come on, not now, Wendy.
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Because you may have emptied them
over the years.
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My room was next to yours.
My room was next to yours.
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Well, this is great. I can tell it's gonna be
a really good experience for all you guys.
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So I'm just gonna let you sit here
for a bit.
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- Thanks.
CHARLIE: - Reconnect. You got it.
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I will be back later... Dude, don't. Stop it.
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...To make sure that nobody gets hurt.
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(GRUNTING)
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Phillip.
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CHARLIE: Take care. I'll see you guys soon. Be good.
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What's that? What are you writing?
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What? Oh, I'm just jotting down
a few thoughts.
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- Oh, God help us.
- Relax. It's not about you.
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- It's always about us.
- Tell that to my shrink.
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- Fine. Satisfied?
- Great. Thank you.
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What happens now?
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We haven't been together for ages,
so why don't you just take some time...
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...you know, to catch up?
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(ON CELL PHONE) And bitches out there don't faze me
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You gonna get that?
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A ho is a ho
A bitch is a bitch is a bitch, so
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Thanks for the music.
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Maybe you got a vibrate switch
on that thing. Just an aside.
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Hey.
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Are phone calls allowed?
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00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,233
What? Oh, no, no, no.
No, we're just sitting in an awkward silence.
239
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She's here.
240
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And by "she" he means...?
241
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What's going on? What's happening?
242
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Who is that? Is that his lawyer?
Is Phillip in trouble again?
243
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When is he not in trouble?
244
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- Okay, that's not his lawyer.
- Oh.
245
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,214
Why not? It would be so like Phillip
to be doing his lawyer.
246
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Let's go.
247
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WENDY: Go. Go.
248
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- He's coming.
PHILLIP: - Everyone.
249
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,893
- This is Tracy.
- Ha, ha.
250
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,061
- Hey, Tracy.
- Hi. Hi. Hi.
251
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,444
- My fianc�e.
- What?!
252
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,902
- Oh, boy.
- Engaged to be engaged, actually.
253
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,157
Oh.
254
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,786
I'm so sorry to be meeting you all
under such sad circumstances.
255
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,618
I'm making a poopie.
256
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:28,706
- Oh. I love doing that.
BARRY: - Okay. We are on the goal line.
257
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,620
London just keeps moving
the goalposts back.
258
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,187
That's Barry. He's a bit of an ass.
259
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,082
- Phillip.
- It's okay. He can't hear us.
260
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,592
- This is my brother Judd.
- Hi. Pleasure.
261
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,128
- My sister, Wendy.
- Hi.
262
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,591
PHILLIP: Oldest brother, Paul.
263
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,132
- His wife, Annie.
- Hi! Tracy!
264
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,972
- Welcome to the family! You're gorgeous!
- Thank you.
265
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,478
Get out while you still can. Heh-heh-heh.
266
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,436
Funny story. Annie used to be
Judd's girlfriend, back in the day.
267
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,020
HILARY: Phillip, that's enough.
268
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,106
And this, of course, is my mother,
Hilary Altman.
269
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Mrs. Altman.
It is a tremendous honor to meet you.
270
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,150
Your book, Cradle and All,
was a really important book for me.
271
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,910
WENDY: Agh.
JUDD: Heh-heh-heh.
272
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,538
My children are not very proud
of my life's work.
273
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,788
All right. Not now, Mom.
274
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,872
Every kid in Paul's class knew that he
used to jerk off with an oven mitt.
275
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,623
- That never happened.
- It happened.
276
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,663
Every guy I met expected me to put out.
277
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,208
You had a very healthy sexual curiosity.
278
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,674
Which you documented in detail
after reading my diary.
279
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,134
- Secrets are cancer to a family.
- Oy.
280
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,300
Well, Cradle and All was the inspiration
for my dissertation.
281
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:31,189
So I would like to think that your family's
dysfunction helped me to get my Ph.D. Heh.
282
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,850
- Tracy is also a therapist, Mom.
- I gathered.
283
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,439
- Heh.
- She was my therapist, actually.
284
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,199
Naturally, once we realized we had feelings
for each other, I referred him to a colleague.
285
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,701
- Naturally.
- Look, Daddy, a T.
286
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,780
- That's great, sweetie. Go show Mommy.
- Poopie!
287
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,661
- Jesus Christ! What the hell is wrong with you?
- Don't yell at him!
288
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,872
- Well, he threw shit on me!
- He's 3 years old, you asshole.
289
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,163
- Where are the wipey things?
WENDY: "Where are the wipey things?"
290
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,672
Coming out of my ass.
291
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,084
There wasn't a lot of liquid,
so the rug's gonna be fine.
292
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,548
BARRY: I got a conference call.
What do you want me to do?
293
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,031
ANNIE: I'll get the paper towels.
294
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,928
WENDY: I hope you're still on this call, I swear to God.
295
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,387
To clarify, today does count
as one of the seven, right?
296
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,397
Okay.
297
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,309
(HILARY SIGHS)
298
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,987
JUDD: Hmm.
299
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,194
(ALL CHATTERING)
300
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,620
A bulging disk. Pretty common, actually.
301
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,954
We were married for...
302
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,581
WOMAN 1: So, Paul, no children yet?
303
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,588
No, no kids. We're working on it.
Someday, maybe.
304
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,045
WOMAN 2: Phillip, you're all grown up.
What do you do now?
305
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,927
Well, I run an alternative-fuel think tank
in D.C.
306
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,132
Isn't that something?
307
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,263
It's a bulging disk.
It's pretty common, actually.
308
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,766
WENDY: Hmm. Hmm.
MAN 1: Usually in men, though, right?
309
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,895
You do see it mostly in men,
but she's pretty active.
310
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,225
She's real active.
311
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,482
Well, I'm managing a small, small,
very private equity fund.
312
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,893
Mostly small... Hey, Molly.
313
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,482
Mostly small cap, emerging markets.
All that good stuff.
314
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,565
MAN 2: - Paul, you got any kids?
- No, no kids yet. One day, maybe.
315
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:07,281
We made love on our first date. In his car.
Behind the Texaco station.
316
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,866
Oh, shit. She's telling the Texaco story.
317
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,747
HILARY: Mort left the air conditioning on.
318
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,749
By the time we were done,
the battery was dead.
319
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,331
We had to call my father to come
and give him a jump start.
320
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,212
Maybe they wanna hear
about his hobbies.
321
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,811
The stuff that's going on
in fossil fuels is just really sexy.
322
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,507
God, the passion, the creativity,
the angles.
323
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,802
- Jesus Christ.
- "Angles"?
324
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,002
- Mort knew his way around a woman's body.
- Mother.
325
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,679
- And the sheer size of him. Circumference.
- Mom.
326
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,141
- I don't mind telling you, the man was hung.
- That should've been the headstone.
327
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,854
Clearly, she lost more than a husband. Hmm?
Anybody need anything from the kitchen?
328
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,978
No, it's true. I mean, I miss him and I miss it.
329
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,235
- Hi.
- Hi, Judd. I'm just trying to make some space.
330
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,117
Hmm. Well, I'm gonna sneak out for a drive.
331
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,950
I have a feeling Mom
is just getting warmed up in there.
332
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,489
The talking helps.
333
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,202
Jerry died 20 years ago...
334
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,995
...and I still find ways of randomly
working him into conversations.
335
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,162
Like right there, for instance.
336
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,627
How come you never found anyone else?
337
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,965
Boy. That was very rude. I apologize.
338
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,050
It'd be a terrible mistake to go through life...
339
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,292
...thinking people are the sum total
of what you see.
340
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,518
Linda, I'm an asshole. Just forgive me.
341
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,179
- You get a free pass this week.
- Thank you.
342
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:21,442
And thank you for taking care of Mom
these past few months.
343
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,696
I'll bet she would've been a mess without you.
Thank you.
344
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,856
Why don't you swing by the store
and pick up Horry?
345
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,784
I don't like him walking home in the dark.
He gets confused sometimes.
346
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,444
Sure.
347
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,032
- Side door. Clean getaway.
- Mm-hm. Heh.
348
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,227
Horry. You need a ride?
349
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,729
Hey, Judd.
350
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,063
Judd Altman.
351
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,398
- Oh, my God.
- Is that Penny?
352
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,689
PENNY: I'm so sorry about your dad.
353
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,404
I should've come today. I'm sorry.
I have a thing with funerals.
354
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:14,241
I'm afraid I'll start laughing or bawling or say
something inappropriate, so I don't go.
355
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,246
Which is not a solution,
but there you have it.
356
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,750
- Anyway, what's it been? Seven, 8, 9 years?
- Something like that.
357
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,877
Horry said you came alone.
What happened to Quinn?
358
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,836
- You didn't split up, did you?
JUDD: - Mm-mm.
359
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,353
- Sorry. I don't know why I say these things.
- Just a freak accident on an elliptical.
360
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,594
Goddamn antidepressants I'm on.
You know?
361
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,380
- They just obliterate whatever filter I have.
- Mm-hm.
362
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,095
It's very embarrassing.
363
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:39,642
- She left me.
- I knew it! I fucking knew it!
364
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,102
- I knew that. I'm sorry, but...
- Aah!
365
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,811
She slept with my boss, so...
366
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,942
- Well, that'll do it.
- Yes, it did.
367
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,228
- Done.
- Right.
368
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,738
PENNY: Gosh. And now your father.
369
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,321
I'm sorry, Judd.
You're having a profoundly shitty year.
370
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,406
I've had better. Yeah, it's not...
371
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,325
Anyway, so you live here still?
372
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,584
My mom got very sick, so I came back
to spend time with her and see that through.
373
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:06,589
And then, I don't know,
I just became the girl that never left.
374
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,920
JUDD: It's understandable. It's a pretty place.
375
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,960
Are you still skating?
376
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,848
Yeah, I'm still skating. I'm running the skating
school over at Spencer's now, which is great.
377
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,303
- It's perfect. I get to skate every day.
- Good for you.
378
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,666
The owner gives me run of the place,
which is awesome...
379
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,645
...in exchange for some small sexual favors.
380
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,977
Hmm. Nice of him. And you.
Great arrangement.
381
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,268
- You used to laugh at my jokes.
JUDD: - No, I didn't.
382
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,594
PENNY: - Yes, you did.
- I did. You used to be funnier.
383
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,897
(PENNY LAUGHS & JUDD CHUCKLES)
384
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,986
Well, I'm not a fan of small talk,
so I'm gonna give you a hug.
385
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,371
- Mm. Heh.
- Mm.
386
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,827
Yeah, what a surprise.
387
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,493
Thanks, Horry. I'll pick them up tomorrow.
388
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,966
I'll be outside when you're done.
389
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,133
(HORRY COUGHS & JUDD GASPS)
390
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,854
- Horry, you scared the crap out of me.
- I have that effect on people.
391
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,693
- My mother send you to get me?
- Yes, but I was already headed out.
392
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,020
- Come on. Get in the car.
- Shit. I need to get my own place.
393
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,486
- Heh. Why don't you?
- Oh, brain injury.
394
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,820
- There are things I can't do.
- Like what?
395
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,032
Like remember what the hell it is I can't do.
396
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,665
- I can get my own car door, though. Thanks.
JUDD: - Heh.
397
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,040
Sorry.
398
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,911
HORRY: So Penny, huh?
399
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,001
Yeah, I never figured she'd still be here.
400
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,050
Why? Because she doesn't
have a brain injury?
401
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:37,509
No. No. Horry, sorry.
I didn't mean it like that. It's just...
402
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,766
- Just...
- I'm just fucking with you. Heh, heh.
403
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,850
Asshole.
It's hard to see people from your past...
404
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,313
...when your present is so
cataclysmically screwed up, you know?
405
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,398
Welcome to my world.
406
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,952
Whoops! We've come apart there, Mom.
Can you please close that robe? Cover it.
407
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,913
They're just breasts, Judd.
Same ones you suckled at.
408
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,376
No, Mother. Those are not the same breasts
you nursed us with. Those are different.
409
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,790
You got bionic breasts now.
410
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,591
Your father didn't see it that way.
He liked to put his penis...
411
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,878
Jesus Christ, Mother.
412
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,929
- Thank you.
- I love you, Judd.
413
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,590
- But?
- What do you mean, "but"?
414
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,759
There's always a "but"
when you say "I love you."
415
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,772
I was just gonna say, I don't know
how you all got so repressed.
416
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,932
Hmm. Go figure. Mm. Whew.
417
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,067
- Mom, I got it. I got the rest.
- You sure?
418
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,899
- I appreciate the help.
- Okay.
419
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,779
- I'm upstairs if you need me.
- Okay.
420
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:39,112
Hopefully you'll be looking
for another sash for that robe, huh?
421
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,619
You gotta double-sash robe, Mom.
422
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,138
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
423
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,508
PAUL: You don't know what you're talking about.
424
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,634
PHILLIP: He left it to all of us.
PAUL: We are not having this conversation.
425
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,599
HILARY: Paul, I think this is a wonderful idea.
PAUL: This is bullshit.
426
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,841
HILARY: Dad always wanted his sons to work together.
427
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,330
PHILLIP: It's like Dad's legacy to us.
PAUL: You don't know what you're talking about.
428
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,477
PHILLIP: What do you mean?
I'm part of this family.
429
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,324
- Would you listen?
PAUL: - No, you listen.
430
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,322
Dad always intended
for the store to go to me.
431
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,485
That's why he left half of it to me
and the other half to the three of you.
432
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,825
Now, after we settle the will, I'll buy out
your shares at a fair valuation.
433
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,706
I don't wanna sell you my share.
I wanna run the store with you.
434
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,368
How exactly do you think
you can add to the business?
435
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,706
I can help you grow it.
436
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,715
New locations and expanded lines. What?
437
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,968
- The only thing you've ever grown is weed.
- And he was very good at it.
438
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,221
- Mommy, come on!
- I'm just saying, he's very entrepreneurial.
439
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,382
PHILLIP: Listen, Paul, you don't believe in me.
440
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,392
I get that.
I never believed in myself either, really.
441
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,680
But I've changed.
And you're the brains of the outfit. I know that.
442
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,567
But what about marketing and advertising?
What about networking? I'm the people person.
443
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,569
That's who I am. And you are not one.
444
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,527
You're a nice guy, but let's face it: You're a little scary.
445
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,909
As a matter of fact,
you're scaring me right now.
446
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,320
Your face is red.
Are you breathing? Is he breathing?
447
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,035
Judd! Get in here and back me up!
448
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,746
Yup. Paul, I do think we should talk about it.
449
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,330
- Thank you.
- Mind your business.
450
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,621
It is his business.
You said he owns a sixth of it.
451
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,256
A third,
because I'm gifting my share to Judd.
452
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,917
- You're welcome.
- Mm. Thank you.
453
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,462
So together, Judd and I own half the business.
That's awesome.
454
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,799
This is my livelihood!
You can't just make this decision.
455
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:11,165
- Let's talk about this, please.
PAUL: - We just did. You guys don't have a clue.
456
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,887
He's not coming to work for me.
457
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,102
Well, see, we'd be partners, actually,
after I buy Judd's shares.
458
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,610
- Little brother, you can't even buy a suit.
- People can change, Paul.
459
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,196
Okay. I get it.
460
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,780
- How rich are you exactly, Tracy?
- This has nothing to do with me.
461
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,146
We all know the store is yours.
No one's disputing that.
462
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,082
You little whore.
463
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,087
- Whoa.
- What the fuck did you just call her?
464
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,715
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- No, no. Not her. You.
465
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,467
- Ah.
- You're a whore.
466
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,844
- Why don't you come here and say that?
- Here I come.
467
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,050
No, no. Not in the house.
468
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,964
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
469
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,554
TRACY: Okay, this was great.
470
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:55,438
You've given each other a lot to absorb.
Let's agree to put a pin in it, shall we?
471
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,145
And then you can assimilate
the new information.
472
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,810
Maybe reconsider your positions.
Okay? Great.
473
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,944
- Makes sense.
TRACY: - Great work, guys.
474
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,772
PHILLIP: Argh! You motherfucker.
475
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,155
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
476
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,362
- Come here.
- Get off.
477
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,403
HILARY: Not in the house.
ANNIE: Come on, guys.
478
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,071
(JUDD GROANING)
479
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,162
HILARY: - Are you all right?
- Ugh.
480
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,706
Whew.
481
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:18,915
(GROANS)
482
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,669
- Good morning.
ANNIE: - Oh, my God.
483
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,917
What?
484
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,365
TRACY: What was that moment?
WENDY: Could I talk about it?
485
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,629
TRACY: About your brother?
486
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:31,515
WENDY: So I'm 11 years old,
and Mom's out somewhere...
487
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,018
...and Dad was upstairs, like,
fixing the rain gutters on the roof.
488
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,727
And I am downstairs, babysitting Phillip,
the eternal baby...
489
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:39,981
...like always...
490
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:44,941
...when I suddenly realize that I have
gotten my period for the first time.
491
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:49,075
Anyway, 11, right?
So I run outside and call up to Dad...
492
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,994
...but he's, like, using a power tool
or something and can't hear me.
493
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,201
I grab a baseball off the lawn
and toss it up at him.
494
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,162
I mean, I just meant to get his attention.
495
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,203
But somehow,
it hits him square in the back of the head.
496
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,838
- He falls off the roof.
- Oh, I remember that.
497
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,216
ALL: - Ha-ha-ha.
- Okay. So we all get in the back seat.
498
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:10,551
Dad drives to the hospital with a broken arm
and a gash on his forehead.
499
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:14,387
And the nurse looks at him and she's like,
"What in the world happened to you?"
500
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,973
And Dad just says,
"My daughter got her period."
501
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,183
(ALL LAUGHING)
502
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,313
HILARY: That is so fantastic, Wendy.
503
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,849
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
504
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:24,689
- That's so much like your dad.
- Oh, let me say hi.
505
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,412
- It's your wife. Aren't you gonna take it?
- I'll call her back.
506
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,447
Why don't you tell another story
about your cycle?
507
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,529
- That was a real crowd pleaser.
- Ha, ha!
508
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,992
No, Wendy's gone already. It's your turn.
Give us a good story about you and Dad.
509
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,577
Oh. That's what we're doing, huh?
I'm blanking.
510
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,911
Maybe come back to me.
511
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,078
What, you can't think of a single memory
of your father?
512
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,249
- Not right now. Go ahead.
- No, I already went. Mine was amazing.
513
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,714
I don't know what's going on with you,
but I do know this:
514
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:54,383
If you don't take the time to properly mourn
your father here, you're gonna regret it.
515
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,554
(DOORBELL RINGS)
516
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,765
And shiva time.
517
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,728
HILARY: - Did you like the book?
- Yeah.
518
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,484
Okay. To you?
519
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,144
That'd be perfect.
520
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,108
Crazy, right?
521
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,273
- I'm so sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
522
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,447
WOMAN: - Hi, Wendy.
- Hi.
523
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,612
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
524
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,901
- Have some coffee.
- No, thank you. I don't want any.
525
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,960
- You want this coffee.
- It's not even coffee.
526
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,319
- What is that?
- It's Dad's schnapps. I raided the bar.
527
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,628
No, thank you. Get it out of my face.
Are you drunk?
528
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,350
- Don't judge me.
- I'm not judging you.
529
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,460
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
530
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:34,471
JUDD: It's great. You don't really drink
that much, right? Good for you.
531
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,474
- Oh, my God, will you just take the call?
- No. Just butt out. Please?
532
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,637
This is crazy enough
without you keeping your divorce a secret.
533
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:44,978
- Be quiet, please. Mother's right next to me.
- I am being quiet. That's the funny thing.
534
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,540
- You just got louder. Mother's next to me.
- If you can't tell your family, then who?
535
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:52,023
- I would rather tell anyone else, actually.
- That is rude.
536
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:55,159
- Why don't you go upstairs and take a nap?
- I can't do this anymore.
537
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:58,116
Because this is already a new record
for me keeping my mouth shut.
538
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,280
Hey, drunk girl,
why don't you shut your face?
539
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:04,168
It is growing inside me like this fat hairy tumor.
I need to let it out.
540
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,806
- Seriously, put that down.
- You're stressed out and grieving.
541
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:10,587
- You're walking around like a ticking bomb.
- Make the words stop coming out of your mouth.
542
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,549
People ask me, "What's going on with Judd?"
I have to be like, "I don't know." But I do know.
543
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,885
- I can't believe how much I hate you right now.
- Listen, I love you.
544
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,847
- You tell them, or I will tell them.
- Get your hand off me, please.
545
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,352
I will pinch you. I'll punch you.
546
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:25,014
APPLEBAUM: Judd, where is that beautiful wife of yours?
547
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,558
She's gone. Quinn is gone. It's over.
548
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,022
It's a little bit complicated. Or maybe it's not.
549
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:33,906
She's been sleeping with my boss.
I walked in on them having sex in my bed.
550
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,817
So I guess it's not that complicated.
It's simple.
551
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,033
I'm divorcing her whore ass.
552
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,532
(SIGHS)
553
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,666
How are you doing, Mrs. Applebaum?
554
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,415
- Happy?
WENDY: - Yep.
555
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703
Thank you.
556
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,754
CHELSEA: You stop it. Stop it.
557
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,756
Ha, ha. Oh, my God.
558
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,058
You're like a magician.
559
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,725
WENDY: You okay, there?
560
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,433
TRACY: Yeah. I realize what this must look like
to you all.
561
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,563
I mean, this was supposed to be a fling,
you know?
562
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,272
Younger guy, get in, get out, move on.
563
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:14,359
- Appropriate men are so boring, you know?
- I do know.
564
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:15,735
And disappointing.
565
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:19,026
And Phillip was alive and in the moment...
566
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,242
...and it wasn't supposed to turn
into anything.
567
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,532
(CHELSEA GIGGLES & PHILLIP SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
568
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:28,077
- I mean, really, look at him. He's a moron.
- Yeah.
569
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,543
Of course, I'm the moron
who fell in love with him, so...
570
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:34,758
Don't worry about Chelsea.
571
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,886
Phillip's skanky ex-girlfriends
are a dime a dozen.
572
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,423
Do they all have to look
like Victoria's Secret models?
573
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,763
- She's not that hot.
- Oh, come on. I would do her.
574
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,520
Yeah. I wouldn't say that
in front of my brother.
575
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,182
(SIGHS)
576
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,693
There you are. Hey. Want some help?
577
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,942
So sorry about Quinn.
578
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,783
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you any sooner. I just...
579
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,370
It's been a very long time
since we told each other things.
580
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,955
I think we're both out of practice.
581
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,918
I guess so.
582
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,752
I got this. I'll do the rest. You go to bed.
583
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,968
- I love you, son.
- I love you.
584
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,675
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
585
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,637
Hello?
586
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,924
PHILLIP: (OVER PHONE) We're in Paul's car.
Come on, we 're making a run for it.
587
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,059
(PEARL JAM'S "BETTER MAN"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
588
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,944
Jesus.
589
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:38,447
Boy, this place has not changed at all, huh?
590
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,903
Why mess with perfection?
591
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:44,195
JUDD: - Hi.
- Hey. Ha, ha.
592
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,697
They let you out, huh?
593
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,163
- Oh, little bit more of a jailbreak, actually.
PENNY: - I bet.
594
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:54,330
I'd invite you to come join us, but I think that
that would probably be a huge mistake, so...
595
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,840
- Oh. Well, now I have to come.
- You don't. Really.
596
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,626
Penny. I'm warning you. Okay.
Guys, you remember Penny.
597
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,888
Hey, you guys, I just wanted to say
I was so sorry to hear about Mort.
598
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,844
Penny Moore? Wow.
599
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,008
- You don't still live here.
- I do.
600
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,973
- You do?
- Sometimes you're worse than Mom.
601
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,514
- That was uncalled for.
- You should listen to yourself.
602
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,478
You should look at yourself.
How about that?
603
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,642
Can I get beers for everybody?
Who wants a beer?
604
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,811
- Way ahead of you.
JUDD: - Did you do this?
605
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,026
- I just wanted a beer, Phillip.
- They were all out.
606
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,659
This is great. All of us together.
I don't know why we don't do this more often.
607
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,240
We don't like each other very much.
608
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,498
I never got a chance to go out drinking
with my brothers. And my sister.
609
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,875
By the time I could drink,
you guys were all gone.
610
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,707
- This is a big moment for me. To my family.
JUDD: - Cheers.
611
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,713
- And to Dad.
- To Dad.
612
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,340
- To Dad.
- To Dad.
613
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:42,044
- Just have half of that.
- Yeah. Judd, take care of Judd.
614
00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,758
That's awful.
615
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,764
- So this thing with Quinn...?
- Well, we're not gonna discuss that.
616
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,345
- Can we?
- No. We can't.
617
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:52,058
- We discussed it with the whole neighborhood.
- We did. Thanks to you. Appreciate it.
618
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,598
- The whole neighborhood?
- The whole neighborhood knows.
619
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,267
It was ugly.
Whatever you're imagining, multiply it.
620
00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,734
- Come on, you needed to let it out.
- You needed to let it out.
621
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,616
- I did need to let it out.
- We don't have to talk about it anymore.
622
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,779
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
623
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,160
I can't understand why
she was fucking Wade Beaufart.
624
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,119
- Me neither.
PHILLIP: - Walk me through that.
625
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,874
- No, we're at Walker's.
- Please, anything else you wanna discuss...
626
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,576
...I'm happy to.
We just got here like ten minutes ago.
627
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,792
Look, you need to calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
628
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,547
I'm coming home. I'm coming home.
629
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,426
- I have to go have sex.
- Oh.
630
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:27,055
- In some cultures, people actually enjoy sex.
- Well, not when it's on a schedule.
631
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,933
Come on, Annie's hot.
Not as hot as when she dated Judd, but...
632
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,934
- Why don't you shut the fuck up?
- Here we go.
633
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,766
- We're not doing this again.
- "Again"?
634
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,369
Judd dated her six months.
I've been married to her six years.
635
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,817
At what point are you gonna stop
being an asshole about it?
636
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:42,605
I don't know. Maybe at the point
when it stops bugging the shit out of you.
637
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,569
It was actually more like nine months.
638
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,109
- Jesus, Judd.
- You never forget your first.
639
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,455
I've had about enough of you today, Phillip.
640
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,496
That's fair.
641
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,297
- Okay.
- Penny.
642
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,958
Go take care of business.
643
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,465
- You guys are idiots. Seriously. Off-the-charts.
- What did I do?
644
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,096
WENDY: - Bye, Penny.
- Bye.
645
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,132
- Aw.
- We'll take a cab. Or walk.
646
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,641
Seven days, huh?
647
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,000
- I don't know how we're gonna make it.
PENNY: - Ha, ha.
648
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,477
I don't know. You have each other
no matter what, and I think that's great.
649
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,266
I'm an only child, so...
650
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,776
- That sounds so good.
PENNY: - Ha, ha.
651
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,482
JUDD: Does that not sound good?
652
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:24,862
Yeah.
653
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:34,490
- Oh. Hello.
- Oh, God.
654
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,666
I should've known
you were gonna be out here.
655
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:39,499
Come out here. I figured something out.
656
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,381
- You're gonna like it. It's about you.
- I'd better like it.
657
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,336
I should just come out here
and push you off the roof.
658
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,674
(WENDY CHUCKLES)
659
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,339
Come here, Grandpa.
660
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,349
- Used to be a lot easier.
- Heh.
661
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,686
No, thank you. You're done too.
662
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,894
- It's gonna be Penny Moore. It's fantastic.
- What are you talking about?
663
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,060
The person that you sleep with
before you get back together with Quinn.
664
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,147
Is that what you've got figured out?
I'm not sleeping with Penny.
665
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:10,739
I mean, it's kind of poetic, actually, if you think
about how crazy she was about you.
666
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,868
She was a kid. It was a long time ago.
667
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:16,373
Penny was in love with you.
But you were in love with Annie.
668
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:19,705
Until you met Quinn.
Then you married Quinn, and she left you.
669
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:23,247
And Annie married Paul.
And that is the glory of love.
670
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:26,883
We want the ones we can't have,
and we crap all over the ones that we can.
671
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,010
Rinse and repeat.
672
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:33,681
- Well, you loved Horry.
- And he loved me.
673
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:39,556
So, of course, life had to take
a steaming dump all over that one.
674
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:46,232
And what makes you think
that I'm gonna get back together with Quinn?
675
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:50,566
Divorce is complicated.
Starting over is complicated.
676
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,410
And you don't do complicated, Judd.
You never have.
677
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,070
Bullshit. What are you talking about?
678
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:59,241
You have had your whole life mapped out
since you were 12 years old.
679
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,251
With your pretty wife
and your perfect apartment.
680
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,788
That's just who you are, you know?
No muss, no fuss.
681
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:07,924
And so you're gonna sleep with Penny
so you can forgive Quinn...
682
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:12,429
...and then you'll get back on the road
more traveled and pretend you never got off.
683
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,093
Glad you got it all thought out.
684
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,136
It's what I do.
685
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,923
(BARRY & WENDY SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY)
686
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,145
(SHOUTING STOPS)
687
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,405
(WATER RUNNING)
688
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,964
JUDD: No, no, come on. Seriously?
689
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,171
Hello?
690
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,670
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
691
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,846
Hey. Sorry, I was blow-drying my hair.
I think I blew a fuse.
692
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,138
No, it's not your fault.
My dad insisted on doing his own wiring.
693
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:48,354
He actually would have preferred to have been
electrocuted than pay a licensed professional.
694
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,689
Oh, Jesus Christ!
695
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,854
- Are you okay? Ha-ha-ha.
- Not that one.
696
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,149
How about this one?
697
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,699
Ah, yes.
698
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,862
- All right. Got it in two.
- Runs in the family.
699
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,826
Back to your day.
700
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,456
Nicely done.
701
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,960
So crazy we're all back
in this house again, huh?
702
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,537
- Wow.
- What do you got there?
703
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:10,705
Oh, this is, um, my...
704
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:13,842
- Something you wanna tell me?
- Yes, I'm a drug addict. Ha, ha.
705
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,173
Poor Annie. That's for the babies?
706
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:18,885
It's my fertility medicine. So that's fun.
707
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,933
- Sorry you're going through that.
- Oh, it's awesome.
708
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:25,846
- Mm-hm.
- So not tense in any way for a marriage.
709
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,391
- Mm. Good luck.
- Yeah. Here's hoping.
710
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,744
COLE: Boom, boom, boom.
711
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,122
I cracked them up.
712
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,248
TRACY: Come on.
PHILLIP: Don't give me this shit.
713
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:49,911
TRACY: You were sitting there flirting with her
in front of me, in front of your family.
714
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,251
PHILLIP: It's two friends having a conversation.
715
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,915
TRACY: So that's your correct answer?
716
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,084
Well, apparently
I'm an irredeemable asshole.
717
00:38:56,251 --> 00:39:00,552
Phillip, please tell me and my deaf children,
how did you manage to seduce your therapist?
718
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,011
- Why are you doing this, Phillip?
- Doing what, Mommy?
719
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,643
- Dating your mother.
- Fuck off, Wendy.
720
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,054
WENDY: - Rude.
- Sorry.
721
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,019
- Well, I think Tracy is lovely.
- Thank you.
722
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,774
She's closer to my age than yours.
723
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,277
I'm not as young as you like to think,
and neither are you.
724
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,687
- Hey.
- Hey.
725
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,949
There is no version of this scenario
that doesn't end badly.
726
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,530
- Kind of like this conversation?
- Which ends right now.
727
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,974
- Right behind you.
HILARY: - You cannot leave this house.
728
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,242
We're sitting shiva.
729
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,705
Mom, you're sitting in the same spot
we put our Christmas tree.
730
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,540
JUDD: Oh, it's a fast car.
731
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,823
- I know what you're thinking.
- That we're gonna die?
732
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:36,716
That I'm a screw-up and that Tracy's rich
and that's why I'm with her.
733
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,718
Shit. Phillip.
734
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,300
(HORN HONKS)
735
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,597
Why are you with her?
736
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:44,973
You know, because I love her.
737
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,306
A better class of woman
is helping me grow a little.
738
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,807
You're using her for her class?
739
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,140
I'm not using her
any more than she's using me.
740
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:54,310
But isn't that what love is? Two people
who fulfill needs within each other?
741
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,819
Slow down. Please. Phillip. Come on, man.
742
00:39:57,020 --> 00:40:00,274
Hey. Hey. Slow down. Way too fast.
This is not a toy.
743
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,067
- You wanna drive?
- Yeah, I wanna drive.
744
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,986
Pull over. Brake.
745
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,905
That's sensible. Thank you.
746
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,790
- Fucking bullshit.
- See you in an hour.
747
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,327
Hey, hey, hey!
748
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:16,214
- Phillip!
PHILLIP: - Tell Penny I said hi!
749
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,180
(OVER SPEAKERS) I told you
750
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,017
That we could fly
751
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,104
'Cause we all have wings
752
00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:37,937
But some of us don't know why
753
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,615
I was standing
754
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,359
Hey.
755
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,320
Grab some skates from the rental shack.
756
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,286
No, no, I wasn't planning on skating today.
757
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,826
I wasn't planning on doing that routine
in front of you...
758
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,370
...so I guess the day has other plans
for both of us.
759
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,334
- Don't throw that.
- Go with it.
760
00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,669
I'm just gonna wa...
761
00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:01,675
Well, I can't reach that. I'll watch.
762
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:02,877
Come on.
763
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,172
All right.
764
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:19,194
All right. Stay in the car, Phillip.
Stay in the car.
765
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,315
(CYNDI LAUPER'S "TIME AFTER TIME"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
766
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,576
Wow.
767
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,407
Nice.
768
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,203
- Little mood lighting, huh?
- What are you waiting for?
769
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:36,245
- You can skate, can't you?
- Of course I can skate. Yeah.
770
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,163
- Oh, no, no. Oh.
- Aah!
771
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,421
Oh, that hurts.
772
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,254
- Are you okay?
- Oh. I forgot how much fun this is.
773
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,920
- Oh.
- Oh, God. Oh, dear.
774
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:47,722
- Welcome.
- Ha, ha.
775
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,598
You really are a mess, aren't you?
776
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,555
- Yeah, I am.
- Ha-ha-ha.
777
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,437
You're not catching me at my best.
778
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,606
(JUDD SIGHS)
779
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,357
Do you miss him?
780
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,361
Do I miss my dad?
781
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,522
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, I miss my dad.
782
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:10,613
And he did happen to die at a time
when life is kind of messy.
783
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,952
I mean, I don't know
if I would've talked to him about any of it...
784
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:17,752
...but there's something nice about knowing
that he was out there, you know?
785
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,044
Yeah.
786
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,925
(CHUCKLES)
787
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:25,836
Ah.
788
00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,424
(CHUCKLES)
789
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,969
Have you ever been up to Maine, Penny?
790
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,305
Ha, ha. What?
791
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,638
Heh. Sorry, just go with it.
You ever been up there?
792
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:39,186
Um...
793
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:42,443
- I've been to Cape Cod. Does that count?
- It does, yeah.
794
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:47,448
For as long as I can remember,
every time I drive on the interstate...
795
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:48,984
...I would always think:
796
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,619
If I just keep heading north,
I can get to Maine, right?
797
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,906
Honestly, it doesn't need to be Maine
specifically...
798
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,870
...I suppose, but just any place new, right?
799
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,662
And I never have.
I've never taken any chances.
800
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:04,875
I've spent my entire life playing it safe...
801
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:09,137
...just to avoid being exactly
where I am right now.
802
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:13,096
Well, you know where you are right now?
803
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,056
Right now you're in a cool rink
on a hot day...
804
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,388
...listening to a Cyndi Lauper classic...
805
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,477
...under some disco lights.
806
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:25,403
Cut yourself some slack, Judd.
Anything can happen.
807
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,734
Anything happens all the time.
808
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:30,988
Time after time
809
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,197
(PENNY CHUCKLES)
810
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,739
Time after time
811
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,412
Time after time
812
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,995
Time after time
813
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,467
Sorry I'm late.
814
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,878
You're a dick.
815
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,967
Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
816
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,053
Your shirt's on inside out.
817
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,520
That, I did not know.
818
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,983
Hi.
819
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,529
I'm so sorry to show up unannounced like this,
but I've been trying to call.
820
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:18,455
- I wish you would've told me.
- What do you want?
821
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,659
Smells like dead fish in here.
822
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,920
Don't worry about that.
You're gonna be leaving soon.
823
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,378
Please, Judd. Do you think it was easy
for me to come here? I need to talk to you.
824
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,133
What do you possibly have to say here?
825
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,590
Are you and Wade getting married?
Is that it?
826
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,679
(VOMITING)
827
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,220
(QUINN COUGHS)
828
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,563
Are you sick or something?
829
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,366
I'm something, all right.
830
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,369
You can't possibly know that it's mine.
831
00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,240
It's yours. Trust me.
832
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:04,748
Well, strangely, trust is not the first impulse
I have when it comes to you.
833
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,164
So it turned out Wade is sterile.
834
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,165
(CHUCKLES)
835
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,300
I thought you might like that.
836
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,961
- Sterile.
- Mm-hm.
837
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,471
Hmm.
Couldn't have been too happy about this.
838
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:18,850
- It was a blow, but he's being supportive.
- What a guy.
839
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,472
Judd.
840
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,600
We were never the same
after we lost our baby.
841
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:24,980
Hang on.
842
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,609
You're not gonna use our miscarriage as an
excuse for fucking my boss, are you?
843
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:30,816
No. That's not what I'm saying.
844
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,980
That sounds like what you're loading up.
845
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:38,028
I'm saying that we were never the same
after that. You just shut down, like always.
846
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:42,574
Look, I know that it's not how we imagined it,
but we can do this, can't we?
847
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,664
I mean, lots of divorced people
raise their children together.
848
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:47,913
I know it's complicated.
849
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,548
Hmm. And I don't do complicated.
850
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,549
What?
851
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,005
Nothing.
852
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:57,092
This is happening, Judd.
You're going to be a father.
853
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:04,096
Ah. I don't know. I guess I was expecting
your reaction to be a bit more...
854
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,347
- I don't know.
- A bit more what?
855
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:10,018
Last time I saw you,
you were in our bed with my boss.
856
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:14,030
Tough image to process. Still working on that.
And then you drop this bomb on me?
857
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,611
You might have to give me a minute
on this one. Okay?
858
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:17,946
You're right.
859
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,780
I checked into the Marriott for a few days.
So, um...
860
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,999
Please come talk to me
when you're ready, okay?
861
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,538
Hi, Phillip.
862
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,711
Quinn.
863
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,626
I always knew there was something
of a cold-hearted slut in you.
864
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,421
- Takes one to know one.
- Touch�, pussycat.
865
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,724
So? What are you guys talking about?
866
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,759
- Nothing.
- I'm pregnant.
867
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,063
Mazel tov?
868
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:04,447
This is one of those tricky situations where you
need someone to talk to or wanna be left alone.
869
00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,458
It'd be a great help
if maybe you can let me know...
870
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,744
JUDD: - Go away, please.
- Okay.
871
00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:13,047
Um... I'll be on the other side.
872
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,211
Wow.
873
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,874
Judd Altman on my front steps.
874
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,668
Have a rough day?
875
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:02,054
Yup. You could say that.
876
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,132
You wanna talk about it?
877
00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,801
No. That okay?
878
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,810
It's okay.
879
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:13,816
Yeah. I don't know why I'm here, but, um...
880
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:18,195
...I could not think of one place
I would rather be more.
881
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,155
You coming in?
882
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,583
Should I?
883
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,291
I would.
884
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,182
PENNY: Laundry room. Laundry. Keep going.
885
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:00,775
Hi.
886
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,360
Horry.
887
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:07,778
Hey, Sunflower.
888
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,538
What are you doing?
889
00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:12,079
I don't know.
890
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:13,458
You don't know?
891
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,041
I went to the garage to get this wrench.
892
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,673
Least I think it was the wrench I was after.
But now I'm up here...
893
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,003
...and I can't remember why.
894
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,921
Well, I'm sure it'll come to you.
895
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,009
No, it won't.
896
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,974
Please. Come on. Sit. It's okay.
897
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,896
Horry.
898
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,903
Do you hate me?
899
00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,900
- No.
- Not ever?
900
00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,284
Not ever.
901
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:51,076
Because I would.
902
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,286
I should never have left.
903
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:56,665
I never would've let you stay.
You were 20 years old.
904
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,704
I wasn't gonna be the guy
who kept you here.
905
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,832
After I had the accident...
906
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:05,094
After we had the accident.
I was in the car with you.
907
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,674
Right?
908
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,801
I know.
909
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,593
I was different afterwards.
910
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,103
I had this anger. I couldn't control it.
911
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,356
- That night in the kitchen...
- You weren't yourself.
912
00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,317
I'm still not.
913
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:49,971
Don't be freaked out.
914
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,055
I'm not.
915
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,810
You're definitely freaking out.
916
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,442
How do you know? You can't even see me.
917
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:05,362
Oh, I see you, Judd Altman.
918
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,241
I've always seen you.
919
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:19,248
ANNIE: So did I hear Serena at like 3
in the morning last night?
920
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,003
She was up three times.
921
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:23,004
PAUL: - Morning.
- Good morning.
922
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,006
Where's your suit?
923
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,212
Why do I need a suit?
924
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,174
Apparently we're going to temple.
Boner sold Mom on it.
925
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,510
- We have to say a prayer for Dad's soul.
- Can't do that here, huh?
926
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:35,051
Trust me,
I've already asked all the right questions.
927
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,812
Oh. Judd, there you are.
928
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,098
You didn't tell anyone
where you were going yesterday.
929
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,684
- Good reason for that. I didn't want to.
- Oh, Judd.
930
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,524
Everyone, just cut Judd some slack.
He's got a lot on his plate.
931
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:47,108
- Careful.
- Why? What's going on?
932
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:50,863
- You know, Quinn's pregnant. It's Judd's.
- No... Goddamn it.
933
00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,322
- Holy shit.
- What?
934
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,784
- You ever think before you speak?
- No, that would take all the fun out of it.
935
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,948
This week keeps on getting better and better.
936
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,046
(ANNIE SIGHS)
937
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,212
ANNIE: Unbelievable.
938
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:12,887
HILARY: Annie.
939
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,559
- Nice.
- You coming?
940
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,395
No, I think I'm gonna stay back.
941
00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:23,399
- Mm. You sure?
- I think Annie could use somebody to talk to.
942
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,935
You know,
sometimes I think you're too good for me.
943
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:28,729
Hmm. Don't be silly.
944
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,240
I'm definitely too good for you.
945
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:46,964
Yeah, I would've hung it up
if I thought I needed it again, Mom. Sorry.
946
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,796
- This was your father's favorite.
- Mm.
947
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,801
It's very nice.
948
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,806
- So. A baby.
- Mm-hm.
949
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:59,093
- You must be terrified.
- I am.
950
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,855
Well, if it's any consolation,
that feeling never goes away.
951
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,266
- Not really.
- Great.
952
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,358
- Handsome?
- Yeah.
953
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,111
Thank you.
954
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,271
He was very proud of you, you know.
955
00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,278
- I wonder what he'd think now.
- What do you mean?
956
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:20,119
Come on. My marriage is over.
I don't have a job.
957
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:24,494
That's why you didn't come see him these last
few weeks. You thought he'd think less of you.
958
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,334
I think less of me. I've got nothing.
Look at me.
959
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,624
I'm way too old to have this much nothing.
960
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,509
- Sit down, baby.
- It's fine. Seriously.
961
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,046
No, let me tell you about your dad.
962
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,724
You could've talked to him.
He'd have understood.
963
00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:41,894
How? He never failed at anything.
That was kind of Dad's thing, wasn't it?
964
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,304
Oh, God, Judd.
965
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:47,691
Mort would've lost his business years ago
if it hadn't been for my royalties...
966
00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,773
...and Paul coming in when he did.
967
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:53,485
- Hmm.
- Your father was a terrible businessman.
968
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:56,821
He just figured if he had the store,
you'd all come work there.
969
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,577
He just wanted to be around you.
970
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:01,706
Your father loved you, not what you did.
971
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,992
I mean, The Man Up Show? Are you kidding?
972
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,832
You've listened to it, right? It's asinine. Heh.
973
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:10,043
No. You were his boy.
974
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:17,426
And as far as he was concerned,
the sun rose and set on you and your siblings.
975
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,465
Judd.
976
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:24,598
You're gonna be okay.
977
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:27,356
- I know.
- No, you don't.
978
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,515
But I do.
979
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:33,987
How are you so okay?
980
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,948
I think with every passing day...
981
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:41,283
...I remember your father less
as a sick, frail patient...
982
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:46,334
...and more as that strong, vibrant man
I was married to all those years.
983
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,621
Also, I'm popping Xanax like Tic Tacs.
984
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,043
Go on.
985
00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,713
CHARLIE: Shabbas. Shabbas.
986
00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:56,923
Shabbas.
987
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,553
Good Shabbas, Elmsbrook.
988
00:54:58,712 --> 00:54:59,838
ALL: Good Shabbas.
989
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,554
What is that?
I mean, I feel like this is my shul, right?
990
00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,390
You feel like my congregation.
You don't sound like them, though.
991
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,554
How about this?
Can I get a Shabbat Shalom?
992
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,098
ALL: Shabbat Shalom.
993
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:11,266
That's what I'm talking about. What?
994
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:13,561
That's where we should start.
You understand?
995
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:14,979
We gotta leaven that bread.
996
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:18,570
But let's take it down for a second.
A couple notches. Let's take it down.
997
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,736
Now, as many of you know,
Mort Altman passed away this past week.
998
00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:27,917
His family's joined us here today to mark
his passing before God and community.
999
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:29,247
Wendy, how are you?
1000
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,535
- You look good.
- Ew.
1001
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,420
(CONGREGATION CHUCKLING)
1002
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,673
On a personal note,
I grew up in the Altman home.
1003
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,631
- Oh, shit.
- Hanging out with Phillip. Remember?
1004
00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,795
- Playing ball with the boys.
- Getting wasted.
1005
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:42,010
- Jerking off.
- Trying to touch my boobs.
1006
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,766
And I mourn with them. I do.
1007
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:51,481
What do you say we get this party started?
Does now feel like the right time?
1008
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,769
It feels like the right time to me. Cantor Mia.
Bring them back up.
1009
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:55,936
See you in a bit.
1010
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,107
(CANTOR & CONGREGATION
SINGING IN HEBREW)
1011
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:02,276
(PHILLIP HUMMING ALONG)
1012
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,297
Wait. Hey.
1013
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,133
(PHILLIP HUMMING ALONG)
1014
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,307
- Where's he going?
- I don't know. Maybe he's sick.
1015
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,217
I'll go check on him. I'll be right back.
1016
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,724
(PHILLIP & JUDD LAUGHING)
1017
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,730
- Here.
- You've been holding out on me.
1018
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,489
- What? This?
- Where'd you get this?
1019
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,366
This is Dad's jacket, so...
1020
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,654
- Dad was a stoner?
- No, it was probably medicinal.
1021
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,197
It always is.
1022
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,374
Damn. I miss him.
1023
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:55,167
- Yeah.
- I miss you, Dad.
1024
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,624
I missed him when he was alive.
1025
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,423
Remember how he used to do that thing
with his forehead?
1026
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:03,963
Hmm?
1027
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,173
The forehead thing.
1028
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,913
- What you talking about?
- It was instead of kissing us.
1029
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,102
You do remember how he never kissed us.
1030
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:14,014
Closest he could get was like,
he would, um...
1031
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:15,933
...press his forehead against yours.
1032
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:17,646
- I know.
- Like this.
1033
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,777
Let's do it.
1034
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:22,898
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1035
00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:26,365
- Yeah, intimacy was not his thing.
- This is intimate.
1036
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:28,403
Get away from me. You got one eye.
1037
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,243
- Ha-ha-ha.
- And I can't handle that.
1038
00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:33,534
- You're fucked up.
- That's true, but...
1039
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:37,876
You know the other day
when we were doing the memories of him?
1040
00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:42,714
I couldn't come up with one single memory.
Why do you think that is?
1041
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:47,389
I don't know.
And now you're gonna be a dad.
1042
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,722
- Just like Dad.
- Poor kid.
1043
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,898
I know you're going through a lot
of complex shit right now...
1044
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:58,855
...and granted, this is coming
from the family screw-up...
1045
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,399
...but I just want you to know
I'm on your side.
1046
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:03,438
You know, whatever that means...
1047
00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,741
...I'm on it.
1048
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,238
Thanks, Phillip.
1049
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,123
PAUL: Guys, what the hell?
1050
00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:14,373
(SNIFFS)
1051
00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:15,955
JUDD: Um...
1052
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:19,500
- Cannabis?
- You're late for class. Please.
1053
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,630
(SINGING) Swing low
1054
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:27,171
Sweet chariot
1055
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,965
Coming for to carry me home
1056
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,258
Please stop that. Come on.
1057
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,269
Swing low
1058
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:37,352
Sweet chariot
1059
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:43,112
ALL: Coming for to carry me
1060
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:43,770
Home
1061
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,402
(ALL LAUGHING)
1062
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:56,618
Oh, man. I used to be so much fun.
1063
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,293
I don't know what happened.
1064
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,295
I'll tell you what happened. I stayed.
1065
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:03,549
Man, you guys, you went off.
You had your little adventures.
1066
00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,296
And I held down the fucking fort.
1067
00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,962
Because somebody had to,
and now I'm not fun anymore.
1068
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:11,132
- Do you wanna tell him, or should I?
- No, I got this.
1069
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,720
You were never any fun.
1070
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:16,012
- Really?
- Paul, I love you to death, but you sucked.
1071
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,646
Mm-hm.
1072
00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,647
I was constant, at least.
1073
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:22,309
- Constant dick.
PAUL: - Thank you.
1074
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:24,478
(ALL LAUGHING)
1075
00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:35,744
Oh, shit. We should get going.
Mom sent me to get you guys a while ago.
1076
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,408
We're in temple, for chrissake.
1077
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,373
How much trouble
does she think we're gonna get into in temple?
1078
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:42,003
(ALARM BLARING)
1079
00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:45,670
That is the fire alarm.
That is the real fire alarm.
1080
00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:48,432
So as a community,
let's all get up and make our way to the exits.
1081
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,837
Right by the reader. Let's go.
1082
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,600
This probably isn't gonna go over very well.
1083
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,475
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1084
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,646
(SIREN WAILING)
1085
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:10,032
Everything is fine.
I'm sure it was a false alarm.
1086
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:12,693
- Just blend in.
HILARY: - Where would they have gone?
1087
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:15,578
Ah... Oh, my God.
1088
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:18,869
- We got it.
- What did you do?
1089
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,249
No. Nobody did anything.
1090
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:22,536
We put it out.
Hose got away from us, though.
1091
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:26,047
- You guys smell like a dorm room.
- You got high in temple?
1092
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:27,833
No, no, no, please, Mother.
1093
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,626
- We knocked out a fire.
- Who's hungry?
1094
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,555
JUDD: - We got it.
- What the hell, Phillip?
1095
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:33,054
Phillip had nothing to do with it.
1096
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:36,387
- It was probably electrical.
- It wasn't electrical. Is that weed I smell?
1097
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:37,642
Was everybody smoking weed?
1098
01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:39,686
You smell the fire.
Mom smelled the same thing.
1099
01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:40,971
Yeah, I did. I smelled it.
1100
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:43,498
It's not fire. It's weed.
You guys were smoking weed, right?
1101
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,392
- You'd know.
- Heh.
1102
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:48,563
You know what? How about you just head out
before the cops come, okay?
1103
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,981
- Smart. See you back home?
- Thanks, Boner.
1104
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,148
- You rock.
- I swear to God. Don't touch my balls.
1105
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:54,655
And secondly, stop calling me that.
1106
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,409
That was the very last time
you'll ever call me "Boner."
1107
01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:00,245
- Boner, God's watching.
- Oh, my God.
1108
01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:03,081
PAUL: Your bones are, like, hollow.
CHARLIE: Get off of me.
1109
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:06,372
PAUL: - You're so easy to manipulate.
- You're so strong.
1110
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,250
- I'm sorry, Boner.
- Come on.
1111
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,590
Oh, my God, you guys are so going to hell.
1112
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:14,095
Do we believe in hell?
1113
01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:20,928
WOMAN: Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead.
1114
01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:24,519
I was just taking a nap, Mom.
What's everyone doing?
1115
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,934
Hi.
1116
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,148
I'm not your mom.
1117
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:32,277
Annie, what's going on?
1118
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:35,989
I feel so bad about how I reacted
when I found out that Quinn was pregnant.
1119
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:39,155
A simple apology will do.
Get your clothes back on. Put those away.
1120
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:42,120
- I have been trying to have a baby for years.
- Don't go crazy on me.
1121
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:45,331
I take my hormones every day.
My eggs have tested fine.
1122
01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:48,292
- I don't like where this is going.
- Paul won't get his sperm tested.
1123
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:50,815
JUDD: - No, don't start digging around in...
- Be my friend.
1124
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,996
- What are you doing, Annie?
- It will be our secret.
1125
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:57,055
- We'll never know if it was you or Paul.
- You just crossed the line there.
1126
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,308
You've lost your mind.
You've lost your judgment.
1127
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,184
- I'm tired, Judd.
- Okay.
1128
01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,095
I'm tired of needles. And ultrasounds.
1129
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,730
- I'll bet.
- And having my heart broken every month.
1130
01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:07,061
COLE: - Uncle Judd!
- Shit.
1131
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,771
- Off, off, off. Goddamn it.
- Shit.
1132
01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:11,153
Give me the b... Hi.
1133
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,689
I'm making a pishy and a poopie.
1134
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:18,243
Okay. Good. Good.
And we were just, uh, getting warm.
1135
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:21,322
Aunt Annie was super cold
and now she's all set.
1136
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,582
And Uncle Judd's gonna go get a snackie.
1137
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:24,992
Judd, I'm...
1138
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:29,584
I don't know how else to explain this to you.
If the deal falls apart, it's my ass on the line.
1139
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,090
WENDY: You had a death in the family.
BARRY: Four days ago.
1140
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:35,924
I have to go to London and close the deal.
Why are we even having this fight?
1141
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,259
- I can't even fight with you. I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God.
1142
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,890
BARRY: I have to go to London.
WENDY: Unbelievable.
1143
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:42,609
BARRY: I cannot be gone for seven days.
1144
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:45,596
WENDY: You mean you can't be here
for seven days. What are you doing?
1145
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,314
- Sorry?
- Why are you skulking?
1146
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,851
I'm just, uh, you know...
1147
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,861
There it is. I'm looking for gum.
Sorry. Continue.
1148
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,818
- I gotta go, baby.
- Jesus Christ. Just go.
1149
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,541
Stop doing a little play
about how you have to go and go already.
1150
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,990
BARRY: That's so sweet of you. Thank you.
1151
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:05,373
- Hey. Judd, can I ask you something?
- Yup.
1152
01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,536
She doesn't really care that I'm leaving,
so why is she busting my balls?
1153
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,295
Uh...
1154
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,339
Well, maybe she does care.
1155
01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:17,753
Heh. I'm an asshole, Judd. I'm not stupid.
1156
01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:19,759
Take care.
1157
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:22,636
You too.
1158
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,247
- Hi.
- Hi.
1159
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,798
No Barry?
1160
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:57,750
Barry's gone.
1161
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,257
How you doing?
1162
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,422
I'm fine.
1163
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:04,765
Excuse me.
1164
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,603
- Yes.
- You're so not fine.
1165
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:13,522
You know, sleeping with your shrink does
not technically make you a relationship expert.
1166
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,685
Yeah. But I am an expert in you.
1167
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,399
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
1168
01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:18,939
You raised me.
1169
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,326
You're the voice in my head.
1170
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:28,203
Not Mom. It's not Dad. You.
1171
01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:31,706
- Really?
- Yeah.
1172
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:36,544
And sometimes I just wish
you would shut the fuck up.
1173
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,299
(WENDY LAUGHS)
1174
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,212
What do you want? What do you want?
1175
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,424
I just want you to know it's okay to be fine.
1176
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,510
That you deserve to be fine.
1177
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:52,097
Thank you.
1178
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,982
You're welcome.
1179
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:57,106
Will you carry this?
1180
01:04:58,478 --> 01:04:59,821
Oh, God.
1181
01:05:00,355 --> 01:05:01,732
(SHRIEKS)
1182
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,366
Holy shit.
1183
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:06,574
WENDY: Oh, how dare you. That is not cool.
I will pants you from up here.
1184
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,989
- You do not get to say I'm heavy.
- No more pizza.
1185
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,835
WENDY: Don't make me stand
next to your girlfriend for seven days...
1186
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:14,460
...and then fucking say I'm heavy.
1187
01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:16,621
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1188
01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:37,689
QUINN: (OVER PHONE) Hi, Judd. Look.
I am really sorry about the other day.
1189
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:42,448
I just hope that you'll come by and see me.
1190
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:47,281
I'm in Room 346. So please, uh...
1191
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,367
Bye.
1192
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,398
JUDD: Morning.
1193
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,230
Do you ever sleep?
1194
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,899
Heh. Not lately.
1195
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,739
So.
1196
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,283
Horry. huh?
1197
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,244
Are you surprised?
1198
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,085
The single advantage
of being me nowadays...
1199
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,995
...is it's very hard to surprise me. So no.
1200
01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:45,461
- I'm not Quinn, Judd.
- I know.
1201
01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:48,301
- Please don't look at me like I'm Quinn.
- I'm not.
1202
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:51,842
This is different than your thing.
This is not like your thing.
1203
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,932
Heh. I get it.
1204
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,646
We were so in love, Judd.
1205
01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:06,698
And now he's alone.
He's, like, permanently alone.
1206
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:11,035
And Barry is just...?
1207
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,331
I will never love Barry
the way that I loved Horry.
1208
01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,619
And I will never love anybody else
like that. Ever.
1209
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,288
I would not do that to Horry.
1210
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:27,795
Is it the whole world, or is it just this family?
1211
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:31,306
You and Barry. And me and Quinn.
1212
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:35,310
And Phillip and Tracy. And Paul and Annie.
1213
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:37,687
No one is happy.
1214
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:42,017
The one person that's got it figured out
in this family is Cole.
1215
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:45,107
You know, he sits on that can
and he takes his dump, and he's super happy.
1216
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:48,820
- Ha, ha.
- You show me one happy adult.
1217
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:53,829
Everybody's sad or angry...
1218
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,160
...or lying or cheating.
1219
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,997
I think Quinn's pregnancy
is just freaking you out.
1220
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,708
Yeah, it's freaking me out.
1221
01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:08,635
Three months ago I had a great job and a nice
apartment and I was in love with my wife.
1222
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,670
- No, you weren't.
- No?
1223
01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:14,592
No. She was sleeping with somebody else
for a year and you never noticed.
1224
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:17,018
How in love could you have been?
1225
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,556
Yep.
1226
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,770
(SIGHS)
1227
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,938
That's fair.
1228
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:34,866
Sure like to think I could still do that,
though, with someone.
1229
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,870
That I can just find someone
and fall in love and have it last.
1230
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:43,503
That seems impossible to me right now.
1231
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,715
Love causes cancer. Like everything else.
1232
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:51,970
But it's still love. It has its moments.
1233
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,182
I had a moment with Penny the other night.
1234
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,721
(WENDY CHUCKLES)
1235
01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,431
- Really?
- Yeah.
1236
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:00,891
Really?
1237
01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,806
(WENDY CHUCKLES)
1238
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,771
Starting to do complicated.
You proud of me?
1239
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:08,277
Well, I don't know. How does it feel?
1240
01:09:08,436 --> 01:09:10,404
Complicated.
1241
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:22,117
JUDD: I mean, that's the gist of it. But, you know.
1242
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,251
Anyway. How you doing, Uncle Joe?
1243
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:25,832
- This is Trish.
- Hi, everyone.
1244
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,418
By the way, we're sleeping together.
1245
01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,754
- Mazel.
TRISH: - Ha-ha-ha.
1246
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,090
Mom. Why is Paul allowed to miss this?
1247
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:34,754
JOE: Trish is a nurse.
TRISH: Retired.
1248
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:35,922
He had a call.
1249
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,729
JOE: She still wears her uniform sometimes,
if you take my meaning.
1250
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,963
- Honey, I think the baby's waking up.
- The baby's in the kitchen with Linda.
1251
01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:44,093
ANNIE: (ON INTERCOM) - Oh!
- Then who am I hearing?
1252
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,275
ANNIE: Are you hard? Are you hard?
PAUL: (ON INTERCOM) Jesus Christ, Annie.
1253
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:48,480
ANNIE: Put it in me.
1254
01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:51,772
- Oh, crap. I left the baby monitor on upstairs.
- I'll get it.
1255
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:53,781
There you go. Sorry about that, everyone.
1256
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,318
ANNIE: - Put your dick in me.
- Where was it before?
1257
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,684
ANNIE: Oh, do it. Do it, Paul.
1258
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,662
- Turn it off.
- Turn it up?
1259
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:01,541
PAUL: - Stop talking, sweetie.
- Turn it up.
1260
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,620
ANNIE: It feels so good.
PAUL: Stop talking.
1261
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,285
Come on, people. It's just sex.
1262
01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:06,498
PAUL: Sweetie.
ANNIE: What?
1263
01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:07,708
PAUL: Shut up.
ANNIE: Okay.
1264
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:11,295
- He just told her to shut up.
- Okay, he's slowing down.
1265
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,968
No, this is good. He's too fast anyway.
1266
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,097
It's the circle of life, everybody.
Let's go, Altmans.
1267
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:20,805
ANNIE: Yes. I can feel you. I can feel it.
Yes. You're so hard.
1268
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:23,140
- Come! Come now! Coming! Come!
- Ha-ha-ha.
1269
01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,770
Linda, thank you.
1270
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:27,640
ANNIE: There we go. There we go. Oh, do it.
1271
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,150
It has a backup battery.
1272
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:31,481
- Put a baby in me, Paul.
- That's a nice feature.
1273
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,317
Shove a baby up there! Shove a bab...!
1274
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,696
Oh.
1275
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,326
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm ashamed.
1276
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:41,829
Save money, everybody.
Free of charge. Enjoy.
1277
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:46,164
It was just incredibly awkward,
and it just didn't stop.
1278
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:48,327
Oh, my God. And everybody heard?
1279
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,496
Yeah. I like when you laugh.
1280
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:53,671
- I like that you like it.
- Yeah.
1281
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:58,009
You know that this is the worst possible
time this could be happening, Penny?
1282
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:01,140
I know, but...
1283
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,681
...I'm gonna kiss you anyway.
1284
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:16,947
You're so good at that.
1285
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,483
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1286
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:22,028
- You're very easily pleased.
- Is that a crime? You should try it sometime.
1287
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:26,245
- Hello.
- Judd. Something's wrong. I'm bleeding.
1288
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,127
What do you mean, you're bleeding?
How much?
1289
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:31,037
A lot. I'm gonna lose this one too.
I don't know what to do.
1290
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,252
I'm gonna hang up.
I'm gonna call an ambulance.
1291
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,167
I want you to stay calm. Okay?
I'm gonna hang up right now.
1292
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:38,802
(KEYPAD BEEPS)
1293
01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:46,386
Hi, there is a pregnant woman having problems
at the Renaissance just off Route 100.
1294
01:11:46,552 --> 01:11:47,974
She's in Room 346.
1295
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,980
Yeah. Okay.
1296
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:53,439
Yes, this number's fine. Thank you.
1297
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:57,230
- Quinn's pregnant?
JUDD: - Yeah.
1298
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,027
And it's yours?
1299
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,200
You gotta go.
1300
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,263
Penny, this is something I wanted...
1301
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:11,586
No. It's fine. There's a pregnant woman.
She's bleeding. You gotta go.
1302
01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:13,917
Yeah. Yeah. I'll talk to you tonight.
1303
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,348
Hi. How you doing? Are you okay?
1304
01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,647
- There's no heartbeat.
- There's no heartbeat?
1305
01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,325
- I can't believe this is happening again.
JUDD: - Take it easy.
1306
01:12:33,432 --> 01:12:37,312
- Nothing is happening again. Okay?
- I deserve this. I do. I ruined us.
1307
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:39,776
- Please. We're not doing that here.
- Quiet.
1308
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,441
(THUMPING ON MACHINE)
1309
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:42,904
What's that?
1310
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:48,122
- There's your baby's heartbeat.
- Okay.
1311
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:51,911
All right.
Baby was just in a weird position, huh?
1312
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:54,920
TECHNICIAN: - Mm-hm.
- Okay.
1313
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,878
That's our baby.
1314
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,842
Hey, I got here as quick as I could.
My GPS was... Sorry about that.
1315
01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:10,057
- Are you okay?
- Oh. Yeah.
1316
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,221
- Mm-hm.
WADE: - You had me so scared.
1317
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,061
QUINN: - Oh.
- Made a couple calls, huh?
1318
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,623
WADE: You all right? What happened?
1319
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,645
Hello, hello, hello. Dr. Rausch.
1320
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,905
- Mr. and Mrs. Altman?
- I'm Mr. Altman.
1321
01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:22,447
And you are?
1322
01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:26,328
That's just a guy
that Mrs. Altman was fucking.
1323
01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:27,657
RAUSCH: - Uh-huh.
- In my bed.
1324
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,163
Judd, please, not now.
1325
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:32,747
You just walk out on everyone at the station,
grow a beard and now you're a smart-ass?
1326
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,661
Wade Beaufort. It's complicated.
1327
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:38,001
Well, I'll simplify it.
Both of you get out of my exam room.
1328
01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:40,508
- Really?
RAUSCH: - Yeah.
1329
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,427
- You got us kicked out.
- And you too, sir.
1330
01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:46,256
- Here we go.
- I'll be in the waiting room.
1331
01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:49,429
So.
1332
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,136
JUDD: That should do it, right?
1333
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:54,681
I didn't sign, because I think my wife...
Or the patient should sign right there.
1334
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,349
There you go.
1335
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,519
Is that where she should sign?
I'll just leave that here.
1336
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,232
Don't be a goddamn baby, Judd.
1337
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,989
I extend an olive branch,
and you're gonna pitch it in the trash?
1338
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:07,668
You're not gonna stay with her. We know that.
The only person that doesn't know is Quinn.
1339
01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,698
That's what's gonna happen?
You're clairvoyant? You know what's going on?
1340
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,303
I don't need to listen to your crap.
1341
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:15,048
- You don't know what you're talking about.
- It's the Man Up guy.
1342
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:18,212
What's up, dudes? You don't know me.
What are you talking about?
1343
01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:20,373
Is there another waiting room
with more chairs?
1344
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:21,540
- I don't know you?
- No.
1345
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:24,631
I've been with you for seven years.
Don't tell me I don't know you.
1346
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,718
And I know you'll fuck just about anyone
who'll have you.
1347
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,383
That's interns. That's sales reps.
That's sponsors.
1348
01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,519
So don't tell me you're not already drawing
up plans for the quickest exit.
1349
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,431
You're logging all the ass I'm crushing,
and I'm the perv?
1350
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:38,237
Hey, fellas. We got some young boys here.
1351
01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:40,564
Scoutmaster. Park it.
We're in the middle of something.
1352
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,149
I didn't fuck her
any more than she fucked me.
1353
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:47,112
- It takes two to tango, all right?
- That's a separate situation that I'll deal with.
1354
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:50,234
- That's a party for two.
- Don't worry about her. We're talking about you.
1355
01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:51,578
Take this discussion outside.
1356
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:53,330
JUDD: - Sorry.
- What's going on, Judd?
1357
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:56,333
- Listen to me. She fucked me.
- Yeah, I heard you the first time.
1358
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:59,166
WENDY: Stop it, you guys.
PHILLIP: Judd.
1359
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:01,581
MAN: Really? Look who's gonna man up now.
1360
01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,340
Everybody just be quiet!
1361
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:07,261
Now, we just are all gonna
just take a beat here.
1362
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,672
I'm not fighting.
1363
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,682
Who the fuck are you coming in here
with this middle part at your age...
1364
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,041
...barking orders at everyone?
1365
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:15,519
Who the hell am I?
I'm Wendy Altman, bitch.
1366
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,847
(WADE GRUNTS)
1367
01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,857
- Ow. Shit.
- That's what happens.
1368
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,940
Yeah. That's a fucking princess cut.
You fucking clown.
1369
01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:24,945
WADE: - Are you kidding me?
- Dick.
1370
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,448
WADE: You have your pussy...
You have your sister hit me?
1371
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,778
Yep. And I got her purse.
1372
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,444
WENDY: Oh, yeah,
walk me out because I'm so dangerous.
1373
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:34,113
Like, a mother of two
with diapers in my purse.
1374
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,955
Here's the parking lot. Thank you.
I can find my way now. Thank you.
1375
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:40,912
- Great work, officers.
- Nice hats.
1376
01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:44,457
Oh. I just got a great idea.
Let's stop acting like crazy people.
1377
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,466
- Yeah. I agree.
- I'm gonna get the car.
1378
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,218
That's a nice parking spot, huh?
1379
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,004
PHILLIP: Is that Wade's car?
1380
01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:54,142
- That's one of his cars. He's got a few.
- He has a few?
1381
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:56,143
Think he's compensating for something?
1382
01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:59,181
Yeah. For having too much money.
1383
01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:04,234
(SIGHS)
1384
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,395
You know,
I heard the baby's heartbeat in there.
1385
01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:08,693
That's great.
1386
01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:10,783
Right?
1387
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:16,823
I'm gonna have to forgive her
for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
1388
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,453
Well, I'm no expert...
1389
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:21,696
...but I think you're gonna have to make
much larger sacrifices down the road.
1390
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:24,330
Yeah. That's true.
1391
01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:27,501
You sounded almost wise there for a minute.
1392
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:28,667
Right?
1393
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,836
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1394
01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:35,679
All right. You go ahead. I'm gonna meet up
with you guys back at home.
1395
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:39,186
Hey, sis. That was a great shot.
Thanks for the help.
1396
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:42,349
Well, you guys are idiots.
But you're my idiots.
1397
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:43,687
Drive safe.
1398
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,853
Are you kidding me? It's 2014. Okay?
1399
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,293
JUDD: There they go.
MAN 1: Later, man.
1400
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,863
JUDD: Take it easy.
1401
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,369
(CHUCKLES)
1402
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,540
JUDD: Uh, fellas, before you go...
1403
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:01,120
You see this nice car here?
1404
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:05,789
I've got $43 that says you can't flip it over.
1405
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:09,209
- Man, what'd he do to you, anyway?
- He slept with my wife.
1406
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,469
- What do you say?
- Keep the money, Bro.
1407
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,095
- Let's do it.
- Really?
1408
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:15,382
- Come on, boys. Do it. Really.
- Oh, boy.
1409
01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:16,720
- Bend your knees.
- Come on.
1410
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,384
(ALL GRUNTING)
1411
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,303
There it goes. You got it!
1412
01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:23,189
(ALL WHOOPING)
1413
01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:24,690
Ha-ha-ha. Whoo!
1414
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,226
- That was good.
- Later, dude.
1415
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:27,564
Very nice.
1416
01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:30,229
MAN 2: Are you serious?
MAN 3: Come on, man. Get out of here.
1417
01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:32,735
(LAUGHS)
1418
01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:36,903
I did not expect that from you.
1419
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:40,247
You know,
the saddest thing about this whole mess...
1420
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,454
...is you were one of my only real friends.
1421
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,122
I was your employee.
1422
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,290
Even sadder.
1423
01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:50,083
Look, bud, um,
I'm sorry how this whole thing shook out.
1424
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:54,258
You know, I'm looking at you up there with her,
and there's a baby on the way.
1425
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:57,424
She's in there bawling about a heartbeat,
and, buddy, I don't even hear it.
1426
01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:00,630
I don't even think the doctor hears it.
I think they're all in on this thing.
1427
01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:03,603
And they're getting all emotional,
and it's just not me.
1428
01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:05,935
I mean, I sure as shit aren't a stepfather.
1429
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,520
- So is that it? Are you done?
- I'm out.
1430
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,359
JUDD: - That's it?
- That's right.
1431
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,274
- It's what's best for everyone.
- You mean it's what's best for you.
1432
01:18:15,441 --> 01:18:17,614
That's just a coincidence.
1433
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:22,115
I don't think that's drivable.
I'm gonna take myself a long walk.
1434
01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:24,165
And thanks.
1435
01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,539
For what?
1436
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:30,631
Up until just now,
I thought I was the most pathetic guy I knew.
1437
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,297
You're welcome.
1438
01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:38,638
WENDY: It really hurts when you punch someone.
1439
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,971
Thank God this was platinum. If this was
white gold, I would've broken my hand.
1440
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:44,808
LINDA: It makes me feel terrible.
JUDD: It was worth it.
1441
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,223
LINDA: Like what I'm going through doesn't matter.
1442
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:50,560
HILARY: - I have got...
- I'm done. Never mind.
1443
01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:58,234
WENDY: What was that?
1444
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,323
It's just a slight disagreement.
1445
01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:02,993
- Well, do you wanna talk about it?
HILARY: - Uh...
1446
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,374
No, thanks. I have a headache.
I'm gonna go lie down.
1447
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:07,793
Well, what about shiva?
1448
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:11,331
HILARY: I'm calling it tonight on account of rain.
1449
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,801
JUDD: Quinn?
1450
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,341
I'll be right back.
1451
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,053
Well...
1452
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:29,690
This is the part where you get to say
you were right.
1453
01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,691
You were right.
1454
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:34,612
We got lost. I got lost.
1455
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:38,190
I got lost.
1456
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:44,330
But our baby, he will never be alone.
I promise you that.
1457
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:48,201
You were right. We don't need
to be married to be parents together.
1458
01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:49,835
I'll be right in there with you.
1459
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,295
- She.
- What?
1460
01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,003
She.
1461
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:03,349
- She.
- She.
1462
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:28,203
I can't believe he's really gone.
1463
01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:31,331
I know, honey.
1464
01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:39,509
These are actually pretty comfortable.
1465
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,382
- Yeah?
- Mm.
1466
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:43,138
HILARY: Mm.
1467
01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:02,867
Oh. Morning, Tracy.
I didn't know anyone else was up.
1468
01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:07,371
- I didn't mean to intrude. You okay?
- That's okay. Mm-hm.
1469
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:13,161
- Hey, Judd.
- Yep?
1470
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:22,128
What would you say the odds are...
1471
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:26,344
...that your brother has had sex
with that Chelsea girl while we've been here?
1472
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,934
I mean, you know, I know he's your brother...
1473
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:31,016
...but I could use a friend here.
1474
01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:35,308
A little honesty for a change.
Just between you, me and the sunrise.
1475
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,644
The odds are pretty good.
1476
01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:41,980
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1477
01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:45,826
I am a grown-up person.
1478
01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:49,033
I am smart and professional.
I have my shit together.
1479
01:21:50,364 --> 01:21:54,335
And your brother is a child
who's spent his entire life...
1480
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:58,339
...reeling in the slack
as fast as you guys will cut it for him.
1481
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,708
So, what are you gonna do?
1482
01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:06,131
I think I'm gonna gather up
the tattered remnants of my dignity...
1483
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,591
...and say goodbye.
1484
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:11,306
That'll crush him, you know.
1485
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,478
I'll let him keep the Porsche.
1486
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:17,058
- Really?
- Yeah.
1487
01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:18,904
I don't think he'll have it for very long.
1488
01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:21,187
He keeps leaving it unlocked
with the keys inside.
1489
01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:23,276
Someone's just gonna drive off with it.
1490
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:27,069
Phillip really isn't built to hold on to things.
1491
01:22:27,234 --> 01:22:31,956
Tracy, you are not the first woman
that's wanted to believe in Phillip.
1492
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,958
But you are far and away the best one.
1493
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:38,704
Thanks.
1494
01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:49,306
Hi.
1495
01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:52,844
- Penny.
- I gotta go to work.
1496
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,438
Hang on one second. Let me talk to you.
1497
01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:58,645
- Quinn okay?
- Yes, she's fine.
1498
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,559
- And the baby?
- She's good too.
1499
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,070
- It's a girl? Congratulations.
- Yeah.
1500
01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,276
- Will you talk to me for one second?
- What?
1501
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,943
I wanted to explain earlier.
Things got... I got the phone call...
1502
01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:11,032
Hey. Look. I'm a big girl.
1503
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:13,948
You know, it's not like we were going steady.
It's just sex.
1504
01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,583
No, it wasn't. You know that.
You know it was more than sex.
1505
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:19,040
No. It wasn't.
1506
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,752
If it was, then what does that say about you?
1507
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,791
That's all it was.
1508
01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:25,880
Hey, Penny. Let me...
1509
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:27,511
(ENGINE STARTS)
1510
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:34,259
(CROWD CHATTERING)
1511
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:36,599
Oh, my goodness.
1512
01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:39,936
So many amazing childhood memories
from this place. You smell it?
1513
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:51,944
Hey.
1514
01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:53,953
- Oh, shit.
- You've been avoiding me.
1515
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:57,666
You grabbed my dick. Okay?
That's why I've been avoiding you.
1516
01:23:57,824 --> 01:23:59,952
- I didn't mean to.
- Please. You didn't mean to.
1517
01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:02,462
What'd you think you were gonna
find down there, Annie?
1518
01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:03,793
ANNIE: I'm sorry, Judd.
1519
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:08,839
I just...
1520
01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:12,966
- I want a baby so badly.
- Why don't you think about what you do have?
1521
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:15,391
You and Paul.
1522
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,512
You guys really love each other, don't you?
1523
01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:20,647
Yes.
1524
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,983
That's so much harder than having a baby.
1525
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:28,067
I mean, it's, you know,
damn near impossible.
1526
01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:33,160
And you'll have a baby, one way or another.
But do not screw up your marriage to do it.
1527
01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,531
You're right.
1528
01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:41,168
I know you're right.
I'm just the most pathetic person.
1529
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,829
No, you're not.
That's the last thing I'd call you, Annie.
1530
01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:46,875
ANNIE: Oh, I can think of some other words
that I would use as well.
1531
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,338
- How about "determined," huh?
- Oh, my God.
1532
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,004
Someone came down here very determined.
1533
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:56,683
PHILLIP: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
1534
01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:58,970
The irony here
is that you made a fool out of me.
1535
01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:01,309
No, I didn't. Wait. Why is that ironic?
1536
01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:04,315
That fact that he doesn't know why it's ironic
is ironic.
1537
01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:06,602
I gotta go. Thank you all so much.
1538
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:09,848
- We can have a conversation about this.
- We've had the conversation already.
1539
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,698
- I wanna have it again.
- I saw this coming.
1540
01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:13,213
PHILLIP: He can wait for one second.
1541
01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:15,031
JUDD: Scale of 1 to 10.
ANNIE: Shut up.
1542
01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:17,195
JUDD: Was it how you remembered?
ANNIE: Oh, my God.
1543
01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:19,956
- Annie?
- Hey, buddy.
1544
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:23,039
- What the hell's going on here?
- We're just having a talk.
1545
01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:27,331
Your marriage goes to shit, now you're hitting on
my wife. Don't think I don't see you look at her.
1546
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:30,250
- Don't come over here.
- You have wanted to do this for years.
1547
01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:31,464
Come back here!
1548
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:33,846
- Put your suitcase down and talk to me.
- I need to go.
1549
01:25:34,004 --> 01:25:36,553
- Move. Move.
PAUL: - Get back here. We're not done.
1550
01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:38,388
No, goddamn it! Stop!
1551
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:41,933
JUDD: - Get off me. Get off me.
- Paul!
1552
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:45,725
- Oh, yes!
ANNIE: - Stop. Please. Let's just talk about this.
1553
01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:48,189
- I saw it with my own eyes.
- Stop it!
1554
01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:50,571
- Nothing happened!
- Nothing happened!
1555
01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:52,902
- Your brothers can't fight for shit.
- No.
1556
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:55,238
It's kind of embarrassing, actually.
1557
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,745
- Will you two get in there and stop this?
- Are you kidding? This is amaz... Ow!
1558
01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:01,327
PAUL: Stop fighting me.
JUDD: Get him off of me!
1559
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:05,245
If it gets to the point where I think you're
being idiots, you're probably being idiots.
1560
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,918
- Stop. Stop it. What's going on?
- He kissed my wife.
1561
01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:11,334
- No, I didn't.
- No, he didn't.
1562
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,252
Paul. Nothing happened.
1563
01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:15,841
Could you not get in the car
till we work this out?
1564
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:19,554
It would never have worked, Phillip.
You're a narcissist with Oedipal issues.
1565
01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:21,844
- I'm a classic enabler.
- But I love you. Ow.
1566
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,559
- I need an adult
- I am an adult!
1567
01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:26,618
- Oh, God.
PAUL: - Stop that. Get off!
1568
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,608
- Damn it, I'm talking to you.
- No, stay on him.
1569
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,769
Since when have you run away
from discussions?
1570
01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:32,856
- Stop it!
PAUL: - Get back here. We're not done.
1571
01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:34,281
You love discussions!
1572
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,362
HILARY: Stop it! Stop it!
WENDY: Oh, my God.
1573
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:39,199
- If I get wet, you are dead.
JUDD: - No. No. Somebody stop him.
1574
01:26:39,361 --> 01:26:41,864
- Boner! Boner!
- Unbelievable. Judd.
1575
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:44,328
- You can let go any time you want.
JUDD: - No.
1576
01:26:44,491 --> 01:26:47,085
PAUL: You can let go.
WENDY: Can we stop being a reality show?
1577
01:26:47,244 --> 01:26:50,714
PAUL: I don't care. You think you can hurt me
any more than I already am?
1578
01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:52,340
JUDD: Leave it alone.
1579
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,299
What the fuck?
1580
01:27:10,434 --> 01:27:13,483
I guess this is as good a time as any.
1581
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:22,287
Did you guys not know about that?
1582
01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:28,669
Linda was helping me take care of your father.
Long, hard nights, huh?
1583
01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:30,670
I don't know how to explain
how it happened.
1584
01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,507
- Did Dad know?
- Of course.
1585
01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:36,669
Your father was a very enlightened man,
sexually speaking.
1586
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:38,587
Let me tell you a story about your father.
1587
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:40,097
- Don't.
- I wish you wouldn't.
1588
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:43,555
When Horry got hurt
and I was drowning in medical bills...
1589
01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:48,188
...your father paid our mortgage for a full year
so we wouldn't lose the house.
1590
01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:52,567
Your father was like family to me. And he died
knowing your mother wouldn't be alone.
1591
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:54,694
Why didn't you tell us?
1592
01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:57,356
You needed to mourn your father
without any distractions.
1593
01:27:57,522 --> 01:28:00,025
Uh, wait a minute, Mom.
1594
01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:02,536
This whole shiva thing.
1595
01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:04,701
It wasn't Dad's idea, was it?
1596
01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:06,577
Smart boy.
1597
01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:09,243
- Oh, Mom.
- How could you lie to us like that?
1598
01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:12,879
You wouldn't have stayed if I didn't.
And I needed you all here.
1599
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:15,416
And you needed each other,
even if you couldn't see it.
1600
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:18,051
If we didn't come here,
Tracy wouldn't have broken up with me.
1601
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:20,133
So thank you for ruining my life.
1602
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:23,265
I think it's time you took some small measure
of responsibility...
1603
01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:25,391
...for where you choose
to put your own penis.
1604
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:30,727
Could you please not talk about my penis?
I can't begin to tell you how creepy it is.
1605
01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:34,018
When he was little he thought
it was a Tootsie Roll. You remember that?
1606
01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:35,936
I used to see him over and try to ah, ah...
1607
01:28:36,102 --> 01:28:38,070
No, no, no!
1608
01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:40,430
- La, la, la.
CHARLIE: - Phillip. Phillip. Hey, Phillip.
1609
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:43,243
That's terrible to listen to.
Take a seat. Take a seat, pal.
1610
01:28:43,401 --> 01:28:45,074
I get it. This is a private moment.
1611
01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:49,242
Unless you wanna talk more about Phillip's
Tootsie Roll and the way he licks it.
1612
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:50,408
(SPEAKS IN YIDDISH)
1613
01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:53,954
So I am gonna head out. Okay?
That's it for me.
1614
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,005
Have a good one.
1615
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:01,463
- See you, Boner.
- Are you kidding me with that?
1616
01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:03,255
- Was it you?
- Yeah.
1617
01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:07,096
All right. So, again...
1618
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,432
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1619
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:23,113
No, no. No. No. Goddamn it.
1620
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:27,237
(SIGHS)
1621
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:46,181
Okay, J, come on. Hey. Hey.
You just took a spill. That's all.
1622
01:29:46,339 --> 01:29:50,060
Okay, buddy? There you go. There you go.
1623
01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:53,643
Now give me a smile. Okay?
1624
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:56,058
Okay, J.
1625
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,976
You're okay.
1626
01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:01,647
Wah, wah.
1627
01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:03,694
Okay.
1628
01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:08,078
HILARY: Judd, honey. Judd.
1629
01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,830
Judd. Judd. Judd. Oh, God.
1630
01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:13,663
Thank God. You scared me to death.
1631
01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:15,577
Are you all right?
1632
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:17,996
(JUDD SOBBING)
1633
01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,840
Go ahead.
1634
01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:28,590
J.
1635
01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:32,720
Dad, when I was little,
he used to call me J.
1636
01:30:33,386 --> 01:30:35,184
I remember.
1637
01:30:36,348 --> 01:30:38,316
I remember.
1638
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,700
HILARY: I know.
1639
01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:54,871
I'm so glad you're okay.
1640
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,998
JUDD: I'm so glad you tightened this.
1641
01:31:01,164 --> 01:31:02,962
(HILARY CHUCKLES)
1642
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,961
(HILARY CHUCKLING)
1643
01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:18,140
(THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS' "THE GHOST
IN YOU" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1644
01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:23,437
- Hi.
- You're not allowed on the ice in shoes.
1645
01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:26,072
- I just wanna say something and then I'll go.
- Judd.
1646
01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:27,733
My mom is in love.
1647
01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,568
Well, that's nice for her.
1648
01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,907
The specifics are very hard to explain.
1649
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:33,743
Um, very, very hard.
1650
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,578
But I realized something.
1651
01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:38,118
I have never been in love. Not like that.
1652
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:42,585
I've been too busy chasing this idea
that I had about this perfect life...
1653
01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,749
...and life is not perfect.
1654
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,634
It shouldn't be perfect.
1655
01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:50,093
It should be unpredictable and irrational...
1656
01:31:51,214 --> 01:31:52,591
...and complicated.
1657
01:31:53,758 --> 01:31:57,103
And I want a complicated life...
1658
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:59,765
...where I can love someone like that.
1659
01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:01,941
- Judd...
- And, now, listen.
1660
01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:04,228
I don't know if things
would ever work out between us.
1661
01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:06,692
I'm emotionally inept,
and you're a little strange.
1662
01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:09,782
You know, right? A little bit.
1663
01:32:09,941 --> 01:32:13,491
But you're a great strange.
1664
01:32:13,653 --> 01:32:15,621
You're honest.
1665
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,828
And you're so...
1666
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,330
(SIGHS)
1667
01:32:19,492 --> 01:32:20,994
You're good.
1668
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,961
And I think that maybe someday...
1669
01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:28,969
...we could love each other like that.
1670
01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,305
And I'm sorry that I hurt you.
1671
01:32:33,339 --> 01:32:35,307
I didn't mean to.
1672
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,558
Where do you go from here?
1673
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,936
I don't know. I don't know.
1674
01:32:42,098 --> 01:32:44,647
Six months, I'm gonna be a dad.
1675
01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:49,611
And I've never been alone,
so I was thinking that I would try that.
1676
01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:56,489
Well, you know I'm not a fan of small talk,
so I'm gonna give you a hug...
1677
01:32:56,654 --> 01:32:59,328
...and wish you Godspeed.
1678
01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:04,496
Be good, Judd Altman.
1679
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:06,664
Bye, Penny.
1680
01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:10,881
And love, love, love
1681
01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:13,923
is only heaven away
1682
01:33:14,881 --> 01:33:18,226
Inside you the time moves
1683
01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:21,103
- Oh, my God. That was some speech.
- Thanks.
1684
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:24,558
That was amazing.
I love the part where you said I was strange.
1685
01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:28,024
I did say that, didn't I?
I was hoping I heard myself wrong.
1686
01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:29,688
Was that all right?
1687
01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:34,325
So when you get your act together,
you should call me.
1688
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:38,200
- Yeah. Did I not say that?
- No.
1689
01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:39,663
I didn't say I'm calling?
1690
01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:43,248
No. You just were like, I'm weird,
but we could still be good together.
1691
01:33:43,409 --> 01:33:47,084
And we could love each other. You know,
you want your alone time for six months.
1692
01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:51,468
- Walk around, maybe get to think about things.
- Definitely meant to say I'm calling in six months.
1693
01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:55,426
It was the whole reason to come here.
I'm so sorry.
1694
01:33:57,715 --> 01:33:59,012
JUDD: Hmm.
1695
01:33:59,175 --> 01:34:02,554
(CYNDI LAUPER'S "TIME AFTER TIME"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1696
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,222
They're playing our song.
1697
01:34:04,389 --> 01:34:06,858
Yeah, does Cyndi Lauper
have to be our song?
1698
01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:12,944
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick
And think of you
1699
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:20,115
Caught up in circles
Confusion is nothing new
1700
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,954
It's okay to cry, honey. Or laugh.
1701
01:34:23,116 --> 01:34:25,915
- There's no correct response.
- I know, Mommy.
1702
01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:28,087
- Mwah.
- Stay in touch, okay?
1703
01:34:28,246 --> 01:34:31,125
Sissy, my turn, my turn, my turn. Oh, yeah.
1704
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:33,544
JUDD: Buckle that good. Is it buckled? Okay, good.
1705
01:34:33,710 --> 01:34:35,257
- Bye, Wendy.
- Bye, Annie.
1706
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:37,514
JUDD: All right. Drive safe.
1707
01:34:40,425 --> 01:34:41,426
I love you, Judd.
1708
01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:44,642
Are you gonna be okay
with those two little kids on the plane?
1709
01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:47,557
Deflecting emotion with logistics. Nice.
1710
01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:50,068
Well, it's what we do.
1711
01:34:50,226 --> 01:34:51,786
I'm gonna come in when the baby's born.
1712
01:34:51,936 --> 01:34:53,404
- You keep me posted.
- I will.
1713
01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:55,611
- No, you won't. But I'm coming anyway.
- Heh.
1714
01:34:57,233 --> 01:35:00,533
- Goodbye.
- I'll see you soon, Dad.
1715
01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:02,948
JUDD: Mm.
WENDY: Heh.
1716
01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:15,089
(DOOR OPENS)
1717
01:35:29,974 --> 01:35:31,772
(SNIFFLES)
1718
01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:43,742
PAUL: And then there were three.
1719
01:35:45,031 --> 01:35:48,501
So Mom just wakes up one morning
and decides she's a lesbian.
1720
01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:50,958
JUDD: Yeah, it's been that kind of week, hasn't it?
1721
01:35:53,206 --> 01:35:54,503
So...
1722
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,381
- Phillip.
- Needs a job.
1723
01:35:57,543 --> 01:36:00,012
PAUL: - You need a job.
- I'll be okay.
1724
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,302
Do you really believe that?
1725
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:07,353
I'm getting there.
1726
01:36:12,475 --> 01:36:14,819
Dad always had a soft spot for him,
didn't he?
1727
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:17,058
I think he liked us
because we were kind of like him.
1728
01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:19,111
He likes Phillip
because he was nothing like him.
1729
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:24,863
Okay, I'll bring him into the business.
1730
01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:26,702
JUDD: - Yeah?
- Yeah.
1731
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:30,710
Oh, Paul. You are a good guy.
The secret's out.
1732
01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:33,542
He's the good brother.
Very cool of you. Thank you.
1733
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:37,755
Okay, okay.
Before you get too excited, here's the deal:
1734
01:36:37,917 --> 01:36:41,046
When it comes to Phillip screwing up,
like he will...
1735
01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:43,385
...you and I are partners, 50-50.
1736
01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:46,722
- Okay?
- That is a deal. You got it.
1737
01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:52,857
Have you guys tried this kugel?
It's terrible. Ha-ha-ha.
1738
01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:54,859
Oh, shit, I just spit in the kugel.
1739
01:36:55,310 --> 01:36:57,790
- I'm gonna live to regret this, aren't I?
- Of course you are.
1740
01:36:57,895 --> 01:37:00,523
PHILLIP: Let me out it off the one side. I'll get you some.
1741
01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:42,778
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1742
01:38:02,627 --> 01:38:05,130
Slipping away in broad daylight?
1743
01:38:05,296 --> 01:38:07,298
JUDD: Yeah.
1744
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:10,635
I just wasn't up to the drama
of a big goodbye, so...
1745
01:38:10,802 --> 01:38:12,475
No, I get it.
1746
01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:16,269
So Paul offered me the job.
1747
01:38:17,141 --> 01:38:18,313
Great.
1748
01:38:18,476 --> 01:38:21,400
I told him I'd mull it over.
You know, consider my options.
1749
01:38:21,562 --> 01:38:22,734
I don't wanna seem too eager.
1750
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:24,653
(JUDD CHUCKLES)
1751
01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:27,660
- You're an idiot.
- I really am. Heh.
1752
01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,446
Come here.
1753
01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:32,578
I'll see you later, little brother.
1754
01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:34,959
Bye.
1755
01:38:35,993 --> 01:38:37,711
JUDD: Come here.
1756
01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:42,588
Are we doing this ironically or...?
1757
01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:45,629
- We can tell ourselves that.
- Okay, good.
1758
01:38:52,510 --> 01:38:54,353
Okay, keep in touch.
1759
01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,357
(English US - SDH)