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[ People Chattering ]

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[ Applause ]

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Welcome to the Brinkley School
and our first grade show.

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I'm George Hanson and
this afternoon we are
proud to present...

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our own adaptation
of The Little Mermaid.

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Music will be provided
by the Brinkley Trio led by
my co-teacher, Melissa Marx.

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And now, on with the show.

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Hi, I'm Nina Borowski,
and I think all of you
are new here,

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so welcome to the Cobble
Hill Community Center.

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I'll be your group leader,
and we can talk about
whatever you'd like.

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School, home,
jobs, sex, anything.

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[ George ]
Sea Snakes.

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Stingrays.

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Miss anything?

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Honey, I just signed Castro.
Shh.

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Sea Witch.
Sally, you're on.

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[ Cackling ]

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I know exactly
what you've come for.

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Well, there's this boy
I've been seeing and now
he wants to fuck me.

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[ Girl #1 ]
He's only gonna hurt you.

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[ Girl #2 ]
Do you wanna fuck him?
Well, he's cute.

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[ All Laughing ]
Does he say he loves you?

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Yeah, but he just wants
to get in my pants.

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But do you love him?
Nina, isn't that right?

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Well, I don't know about that.

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But what I do know is,
if I have sex with a guy,

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I want him to be my friend.

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So let's start with--
Do you like him?

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I will give you anything
if I can have my prince.

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Come with me then.

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And whilst my slave girl
weaves her magic spell,

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I will cut off your tongue!

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Slave girl, play!

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** [ Etude ]

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Where is he?

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Who are you
looking for, George?

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Just a friend of mine.

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He says if I don't
fuck him, he's gonna
find another girlfriend.

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All right, Kiesha, I don't
claim to be an expert on love,

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but I do know it can
screw up your life.

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So should I do it?

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You can say no.

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Keeping your boyfriend happy
is not your full-time job.

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You've got school,
family, work,

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your friends.

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You call the shots.

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[ Applause ]
You guys were great.

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All right, headed through.
Excuse us. Come on.

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Get in line.
Get in line.

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- Daddy!
- Oh, you were great!
You were terrific!

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I loved you up there.
Mommy.

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Mr. Hanson,
that was a great show.
I think that was your best yet.

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Well, we had a great
Sea Witch and a great cast.

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Don't be so humble.
I've seen a lot of kids shows.
They bore the hell out of me.

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- This one had grit.
- Grit?

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Yeah, the real stuff, you know.
It wasn't all gooey.

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Thank you, Mr. Miller.
Call me Sydney.
Come on, guys. Let's go.

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George,
we're having a few people
over for dinner tonight.

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We'd love it if you'd join us.
Oh, that would be great.
Yeah, do that.

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Oh, Gosh.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Miller.
I'm meeting a friend.

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Well, bring a friend.
It's very casual.
Everyone's dying to meet you.

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Really?
Listen, you're a hero.

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Who cares if I can get
Fidel a million dollars
to write his diary?

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You're fighting
for the future of this country.
We'll see you at 7:30.

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You were so good. I can't
believe how good you were.

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Where's Dr. Joley?

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I'd kill my boyfriend
if he missed my show.

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Bye-bye.
Good job, you guys.
That was great.

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Just give me back two.
Hey.

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Thank you. I got stuck
in a faculty meeting,
and then the subway--

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And then the dog
ate your homework.

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See you tomorrow, George.

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I just hate myself
for missing this.
It's okay, really. It's okay.

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Hungry?
I'm in the mood for sushi.
Oh, I wish.

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I just told Constance Miller
we'd have dinner at her house.

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I'm sorry Joley,
she ambushed me.

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But don't worry,
she said it was casual.

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George, Sidney Miller
is the most powerful
literary agent in the world.

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Casual to the Millers
is not casual to us.

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And actually, I was hoping
we could talk tonight, alone.

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Okay, I'll cancel.
Can't cancel.
It's important for your career.

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Come on.
We'll talk later.
Are you sure?

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Well, I wrote it as
an academic book, but I think
it could be a best seller.

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And even a miniseries.
And Sean Connery would make
a great George Bernard Shaw.

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Maybe your friend George
could do something with it.

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That was a great show
this afternoon.

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So did you go
to a teacher's college?
I was premed in college.

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Oh, God.
Your poor mother.
[ Constance ] George.

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George, I want you to meet
my great friend, Joyce Meyers.

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Oh, Joyce.
Daralee.

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How are you? I so
wanted to see your show,

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but I got caught up
in a lunch for King Hussein.

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How is he? Sydney's waiting
for his book. Shall we?

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Well, Nour is adorable and
the children are delicious.

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[ Chattering ]
People don't read anymore.

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We're in a post-literate society
so they don't know what to do--

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Dr. Joley seems to have made
a hit with my stepsister.

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People learn how to respond--
[ Constance ] How long
have you two been together?

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Uh, four years.
You know, Sidney
represents Ru Paul.

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We'll have
you all over sometime.

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Don't you think it's time
for a revised Encyclopedia
of the American Theater?

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Emery, when's
the Pavarotti gala?
Uh, next week.

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You've done such wonderful
things for that company.

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It sounds like your
show was a huge hit.
The kids worked really hard.

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I'm sorry I missed it.
Oh, that's okay.

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I was in bed
with King Hussein.

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George Hanson.
Nina Borowski. Hi.

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Oh, so, you're the stepsister.
Uh-huh.

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Yeah, I bring the income level
down at Constance's parties
by at least three figures.

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Yeah, I can help you
in that department.
Oh, thank you.

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My pleasure.

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I've heard all
about you from Dr. Joley.
Sorry about you and him.

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Oh. Okay, here we go.

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Come here. Come here.

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You see that man who just
walked in standing there
with my evil stepsister?

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Mm-hmm.
That's my husband.

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Are you married?
No, I'm not.

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But she's hoping
that I'll marry that man
because she hates my boyfriend.

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You'll meet her later.
Excuse me. Oh, Joyce.

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All right, we're clear.

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She's always
doing this to me.
Why?

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Oh, because my boyfriend's
a penniless legal-aid lawyer,

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I'm a counselor
at a community center,

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and I live in
a walk-up in Brooklyn.

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Oh, well,
it sounds fine to me.
I love Brooklyn.

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Yeah, me too.

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You know, you should
come and visit me.

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I mean, there's some
really nice apartments
in my neighborhood.

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I'm afraid I'm not
looking for an apartment.

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You're not?
No, I live with Joley.

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But he told me at dinner
that you might be looking
for a place soon.

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He told you what?

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Actually, when he found out
I had a spare room, he asked
if you could move in with me.

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That's insane.
Well, I thought so.

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It's not every day
I invite the lover of my dinner
companion to live with me,

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but, you know,
if you're desperate--

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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[ Joley ]
All we have to do is get
the rights to photographs.

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I don't believe it
would be that complicated.

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My point is, I believe that it
could be extremely commercial.

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[ Continues, Indistinct ]

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You know, maybe I have
this completely backwards.

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Maybe he meant
for the two of you
to move to Brooklyn.

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What else did he say?

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Have you never
discussed this before?

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No, this is
a total first for me.

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[ Constance ]
Nina?
Oh, my God.

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Nina, this is Stephen Saint.

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Hi. I was asking
Constance all about you.

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Hello, George.
You are very
fresh and natural.

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He is the most fabulous
creative director at Saatchi's.

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And you're a cute shrink.
That's an unbeatable
combination.

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My sister likes
to say I'm a shrink.

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I'm actually
a social worker. Hi.
Hi.

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George, come with me.
I'm having problems
with my centerpiece.

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Oh, hey. I think the work
that you do is fantastic.

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I think you got
a lot of courage.

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George, I'm in the book
if there's anything I can do.

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I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
What did she say?

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Night.

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You were great.
You were just great.

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And those women.
My God, oh.

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They were swooning
all over you.

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You were
the center of attention.

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And I, of course, was stuck
next to that social worker.

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Oh, well.

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You told her I wanted
to move to Brooklyn.
What?

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Goddamn it, Joley.
You told her I was moving out.

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I told her you might
be looking for an apartment.

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I wanted to wait
till your play was open
to bring any of this up.

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Well, you certainly
didn't waste any time.

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George, can we talk
about this when we get home?

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This isn't really appropriate.
Really?

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But it's entirely appropriate
to hear my relationship is over
from a complete stranger?

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Our relationship isn't over.

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Who are you
sleepin' with, Joley?

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Please.

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That's just--

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That's just a little simple.
I'm a simple guy.
That's why I teach first grade.

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George, I'm going
to be 40 this summer.
Oh, God.

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But we're both
too young to settle for
a twin-bedded friendship.

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This hasn't really been
working for a long time.

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Who've you got
lined up, Joley?

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He's a student of mine, but--

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I-I don't know what to say.

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Is this student the reason
you missed my play?

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He's just breaking up
with a woman and he
wanted to talk.

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Look. I want to be with him,
but I don't want to hurt you.

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George,
you're my best friend.
What should I do?

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Fuck you, Joley,
and fuck your student
and fuck our friendship!

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I didn't wanna tell you this
until you were ready.

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I'm a nice man, George.

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Great neighborhood.

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It looks very safe here,
a lot of families.

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Hey, look.
I'll call you.

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I can't get Showtime or HBO,
never mind the Food Network.

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I'm here for Nina Borowski.

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After you fix hers,
you come and fix mine.

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Hi.
Hi.

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This is really embarrassing.

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Oh, come on in.

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I was happy that you called.
I mean, I wasn't happy that
you needed a place to stay,

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but still happy that you called.

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Come on up.
I'm on the second floor.

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Come on in.

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It's great.
All right.
Let me show you the room.

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Oh, it's nice.
It could use some personality.

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But I know somebody
at the community center
who can make you some curtains.

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Oh, good.
This won't be for very long.

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I can move in with my brother
as soon as his current
girlfriend moves out.

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There's no rush.

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And this is the bathroom.

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This is my bedroom.

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You get a lot of light.
Yeah.

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And this is the office.

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That's it.

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It's nice.

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Yeah, he's been
engaged seven times.

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Wow. Really, your brother?

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Would you like me
to fix you up with him?

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Oh, thanks.
Last thing I need. I've got
my hands full with Vince.

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It's ready.

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Can I ask you something?
Sure.

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How come I'm staying
here and he isn't?

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Oh, Vince works fine
as it is. Sit down.

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Okay.
Thanks.

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You saved my life, really.

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No hot water
between 2:00 and 7:00.

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Did you get your television
fixed, Mrs. Sarni?

230
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,516
Why, you wanna
come over and watch?

231
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,359
Okay, so you have the keys.
You have the phone number.

232
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,062
The indoor buzzer doesn't work.
You know that. The Korean deli
is across from the subway.

233
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,456
It's open till midnight.
Avoid the salad bar.

234
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,369
The toaster's broken.
Use the broiler instead.
The mail comes in the morning.

235
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,873
Don't open the door for any
gas men unless you think either
of us would be interested.

236
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,936
This is me.
Well, thanks for everything.

237
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,507
Oh, sure. The subway
is one block that way.

238
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,075
See you later.

239
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,645
What's happened to Vince?
Nothing has happened to Vince.

240
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,375
What's happened to Joley?
Nothing's happened to Joley.

241
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,821
I tried to call you
there this morning.
He said you'd moved.

242
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,686
So we did it on Saturday night.

243
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,786
Was it good?

244
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,658
It was okay until on Sunday
I saw him with another girl.

245
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,569
[ All Clamoring, Indistinct ]

246
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:10,772
Kiesha, I like sex.
And I like boys a lot.

247
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:14,207
But I'm not about to waste
my time with some guy...

248
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,214
who doesn't see things
the way that I do.

249
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,707
I mean, do you really
need this guy?

250
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:24,279
This is the Earth.
And this tack,
that's us right here.

251
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:28,021
And the lamp is the sun.
So, why does it get dark?

252
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,218
[ All ]
The Earth spins.

253
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,661
Very good.
Because the Earth spins.
How do we know that?

254
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,697
Copernicus.

255
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,568
[ Door Opens ]
Nina?

256
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,113
Nina, is that you?

257
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:49,782
Hey, George. How are you?
Vince McBride. You know,
Nina's told me all about you.

258
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,982
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, glad you're here, buddy.

259
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,045
I feel better knowing
somebody's keeping
an eye out for my girl.

260
00:16:55,115 --> 00:17:00,645
Hey. Vince, meet George.
We're old friends already.
Join us for a cup of tea?

261
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,160
You don't have to
put on a robe for me.
No, in fact, George,

262
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,594
you could probably take
off all of your clothes and
I don't think Vince would mind.

263
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:12,030
She's eating me alive.
I dote on her, and she's
eating me alive.

264
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,399
See, aren't you glad
you settled down with us?

265
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,568
[ Vince ]
I was maybe gonna
be a teacher once.

266
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,037
You know, get them
while they're young.

267
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,407
Teach them they don't have
to believe that somebody else
is holding all the cards.

268
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,375
Know what I'm saying, George?
He knows, Vince.

269
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,184
No. He knows
and he doesn't know.

270
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,877
How come you don't teach
at a public school, George?

271
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,919
I got a job
at the Brinkley School.

272
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,464
But you're a gay guy.
Shouldn't you be sticking up
for the disenfranchised?

273
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,522
Can't we talk about the movie?
Wait a minute.

274
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,260
You mind if I ask
how much you get paid?

275
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,257
You make more than
four figures right?

276
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,329
In the very early five figures.

277
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,538
Oh, Christ almighty.
And they're all
fuckin' millionaires.

278
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,612
They couldn't eat lunch
on what they're paying you.

279
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,482
You gotta organize the teachers,
George. I'll help you.

280
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,642
You're all getting screwed.
You know that, don't you?

281
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,450
Well, thanks.
That's all great advice.

282
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:06,154
But I'm afraid I have
school tomorrow, so--

283
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,119
It's great to meet you.
You too.

284
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,159
Good night, George.

285
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,434
Night, George.

286
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,165
You terrorized him.

287
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,831
What are you
talking about? We were
having a nice conversation.

288
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,200
You told him
he had the wrong job
and he made no money.

289
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,111
No, no, no.
You weren't listening.

290
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,713
I told him he had
the right job in the wrong
place and made no money.

291
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,875
You don't even know him.

292
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,753
That never stopped me before.

293
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:36,252
My stepsister is right.
You are just a bulldozer.

294
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,846
What are you talking about?
I'm a pussycat.

295
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,658
Did I get angry with you
when you let a gay guy move
in here instead of me? No.

296
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,092
No, I like him.
Vince, you don't
have to like him.

297
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:50,829
But here's one thing.
How come it's okay for him to
live on top of you and not me?

298
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,927
He's not living on top of me,
and he's leaving in two weeks.

299
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,970
No, he's never goin' anywhere.
He's gonna fall in love
with you and turn straight.

300
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:02,877
Oh, you're crazy.
Not if you're looking at
what I'm looking at.

301
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,007
- Vince.
- What?

302
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,449
Get in here.

303
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:25,133
- Hi.
- Hey.

304
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,068
Late night comfort food.
Bad habit.

305
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,244
Shh. Vince is asleep.

306
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,306
He's really very kind.

307
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,075
He just felt threatened by you.

308
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,384
That's insane.
No, it isn't.

309
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,619
He asked me
the same thing you did.

310
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,356
Why am I living here
and he isn't?

311
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,562
Bingo. Maybe you
should be the counselor.

312
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,525
Do you love him?

313
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,196
Yeah.

314
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,570
Whatever that means.

315
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,538
I just don't know
if I should be living with him.

316
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,378
Vince can really fill a room.

317
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,484
Did you love Joley?

318
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,353
Well, who knows?

319
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,319
I thought--
I thought so.

320
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:27,559
[ Sobbing ]
Oh, God.
George, I'm sorry.

321
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,327
No, it's--
it's so stupid that--

322
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,299
You know,
I know he's a prick.

323
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,268
I keep thinking
I should have seen it coming.

324
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:44,038
No, you did nothing wrong.

325
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,180
You just trusted him.

326
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,345
But you wouldn't
have let this happen.
Oh, yeah, sure.

327
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,716
I don't trust anybody.

328
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:56,324
Particularly not amusing,
good-looking, intelligent
guys like Joley.

329
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,459
And he has great taste.

330
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,092
Nah, he doesn't have
such great taste.

331
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,461
Otherwise,
he'd still be with you.

332
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,638
Thank you.

333
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,607
We should go dancing.
What?

334
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:26,091
At the community center
on Friday nights.
I'm signing us up.

335
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:30,722
You must think of every dance
as a three-minute love affair.

336
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:35,630
Boy meets girl.
They fall in love
with the music...

337
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,595
and the stars
and the orchestra.

338
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,025
And then, they must part.

339
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,739
** [ Instrumental Ballad ]

340
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,277
I have no idea
what I'm doing.

341
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,346
I can't dance.

342
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,385
I can't even dance.
Just smile.

343
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:03,221
On the balls of your feet.
You're a butterfly.

344
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,289
Does that mean
left or right?

345
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:09,458
Head up, young people.
Please, head up, up.

346
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,999
Head up,
young person. Head up.

347
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,604
We're gonna fix you up.
That's what Kennedy
and I have decided.

348
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,667
After all,
what are brothers for?

349
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,906
I'm healing.
You're avoiding.

350
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:23,581
Whenever I call,
you're at home or you're
doing mambo with your landlady.

351
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,513
It's not healthy.
You've got to get
back out there again.

352
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,949
Don't you think so, sweetie?
Absolutely.

353
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,575
Honey, I've gotta
get back to the magazine.
It was nice meeting you.

354
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,321
Yeah, you too.
So, uh, what do you think?

355
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,688
Thumbs up, thumbs down?
She seems nice.

356
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,927
[ Constance ]
I'm gonna fix you up.

357
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,332
I don't wanna be fixed up.
I have a very nice boyfriend.

358
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,256
He's a Bolshevik.

359
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,931
It's not going anywhere.
Why does it have
to go anywhere?

360
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,500
Because at some point you
have to take care of yourself.

361
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:55,240
I am taking care of myself.
I just don't need
the things that you do.

362
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,577
You've got to meet this guy.
What guy?

363
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,905
He's an ear,
nose and throat man.

364
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,621
He was just on the cover
of New York magazine.

365
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:07,194
George, at some point
you're gonna have to start
taking care of yourself.

366
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,093
I'm taking care of myself.

367
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:14,555
Listen to me. He's an ear,
nose and throat man.

368
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,697
But there's nothing
wrong with me.

369
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,803
I don't even have a cold.

370
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,297
I have nothing
in common with this guy.

371
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,669
Just have a cup
of coffee with him.

372
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,809
I promise you,
this is quality goods.

373
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,747
Uh--

374
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,048
Uh, George Hanson?
Yeah.

375
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,590
Oh, I'm Jonathan Goldstein.

376
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:48,626
You're adorable. I mean,
your brother is cute,
but you're irresistible.

377
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,695
Did anybody ever tell you
you look like a peach?

378
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,304
No.

379
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,536
So you're an ear,
nose and throat man?

380
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,443
That's my, you know,
my professional life.

381
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,477
I have other interests that
go below the upper torso.

382
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:07,253
That's-- Hey.

383
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:10,453
So I heard you're on the cover
of New York magazine.

384
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,617
[ Groans ]

385
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:17,215
I got 3,000 new patients,
6,000 marriage proposals...

386
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:21,329
and not a single real date.

387
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,403
Want another drink?
Yeah.

388
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,532
- Do you think he's all right?
- Who?

389
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:29,338
George. He hasn't been
on a date in a while and
people can be really creepy.

390
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,371
Put your zip code right there.

391
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,537
Nina, he's dating
a famous doctor.

392
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,776
Señora, firma aquí.

393
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,712
What do we do
if he brings him home?

394
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:41,177
Well, we'll be happy
in our room and they'll
be busy in their room.

395
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,077
Sounds very active.

396
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:47,049
Mr. Shapiro, you're all done.
Can I touch your nose?
It's like a tulip.

397
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,419
Mr. Shapiro, I have to warn you,
this woman has a gay roommate...

398
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,559
who shows no signs
of moving out.

399
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:57,625
Big deal, everyone's gay now.
Yeah, you tell him,
Mr. Shapiro.

400
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,627
Gay?
Sí, señora.

401
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,399
[ Speaking Spanish ]

402
00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:07,569
[ Woman Speaking Spanish ]

403
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,611
Oh. Her daughter's a lesbian.
And she's very proud.

404
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,919
There you go.
[ Speaking Spanish ]

405
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,552
The New York Mothers
of Latino Lesbians.

406
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:23,618
Mrs. Ochoa
is the president of New York
Mothers of Latino Lesbians.

407
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,430
Good for you.
You're a good mother.

408
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:31,562
We're queer. We're here.
Get used to it.
Don't fuck with us.

409
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:36,501
See, Mr. Shapiro,
my problem is, I love this woman
and I want to live with her.

410
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,639
Do you make a living?
Sure, I'm a lawyer.

411
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,575
Oh, lawyers are
the worst people.
Marry me, honey.

412
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,212
I was in children's footwear.

413
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,754
[ Knock On Door ]

414
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:53,846
[ Nina ]
Hello?
Hello.

415
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,720
You there?
I'm here.

416
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:08,741
- Hey.
- Hey.

417
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,141
Where's Dr. Goldstein?

418
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:15,343
I don't know. Home.

419
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,807
I thought maybe you--

420
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:21,407
I thought maybe not.
Oh, uh, remind me...

421
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,650
to never go
on another blind date.

422
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,587
You don't have to.
Just say no.

423
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,419
Good night.

424
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:36,261
Good night.

425
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,798
** [ Orchestral Ballad ]

426
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:45,141
* Life was a song *

427
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:48,684
* You came along *

428
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:53,911
* I've laid awake
the whole night through *

429
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,354
* If I but dared *

430
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,447
* To think you cared *

431
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:07,290
* This is what I'd say to you *

432
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:14,166
* You were meant for me **
Step, step, quick, quick.
Step, step, quick, quick.

433
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:17,973
Slow, slow, quick, quick.
Slow, slow, quick, quick.

434
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:22,367
Very good.
Very nice, Sylvia, excellent.
** [ Continues ]

435
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,641
Very good, much better.

436
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:30,381
No, no, no. Head up,
young person, head up.

437
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,619
Please excuse us.
Sure.

438
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:36,315
Hello, Nina.
Oh, hi, Danny.

439
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,360
Help.
Look at me.

440
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:45,057
No, no, no. Stop it. Danny,
come on-- Madame Reynolds.
Please.

441
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:48,671
[ All ]
T-A-N-G-O.
** [ Ballad Continues ]

442
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:52,135
T-A-N-G-O.

443
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:55,114
T-A-N-G-O.

444
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,644
T-A-N-G-O.

445
00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:01,380
T-A-N-G-O.

446
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,717
** [ Ballad Continues ]

447
00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:20,674
Please get up,
young people. Get up.

448
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:25,813
Now, one, two, side step.
One, two, side step.

449
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,912
Glide, glide.

450
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:36,448
Smile, Mrs. Houston.
Let the music carry you away.

451
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,522
Yes.

452
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:51,561
Quick, quick, step, step.
Quick, quick, step, step.

453
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:53,670
Well done,
young people, well done.

454
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:57,172
Well done. Watch them.

455
00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,066
[ Continues Speaking,
Indistinct ]

456
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,069
Bravi.

457
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,223
** [ Continues ]

458
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:28,104
** [ Continues ]

459
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,953
He's so sexy.

460
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:47,846
Gene Kelly?
Mm. Yeah.

461
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,990
Not my type at all.

462
00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,356
What is your type?

463
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:55,564
It varies, depends.

464
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,997
Who was the first person
you ever slept with?
What is this, 20 questions?

465
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,774
What? I wanna know.

466
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,243
Lucy Jane Parnell.

467
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:08,541
What?
Bellmore High School
prom night.

468
00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,677
Gave her a real good time.

469
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,882
** [ Ends ]

470
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,775
You slept with a girl?

471
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:19,318
Yeah. Lucy was
my high school girlfriend.

472
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:23,085
What-What happened?

473
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:30,531
Well, I went to college
and I found myself...

474
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,996
lusting after the football team
more than the cheerleaders.

475
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:37,135
So I kind of figured
I was gay.

476
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,770
What happened to Lucy Jane?

477
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,709
Well, I guess she got married.

478
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,475
Or she runs
an insurance company.

479
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,715
I have no idea. I don't--

480
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:53,421
She was so nice.

481
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:58,455
An unbelievable dancer.
My God, could Lucy
tear up the floor.

482
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,530
Was she pretty?

483
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:07,625
Yeah. She had these big eyes...

484
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,599
and this pouty, little mouth...

485
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,670
and a nose,

486
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,009
it was just like a tulip.

487
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:19,045
I just wanted to touch it.

488
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:22,281
It was the most fresh
and natural-looking nose--

489
00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,878
Fuck you, George.
Fuck you.

490
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:30,061
I just wanted to touch it.
Stop it. No, don't tickle.
Don't start tickling.

491
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,760
Yesterday we studied Easter...

492
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,755
and today we're going
to learn about the Jewish
holiday called Passover.

493
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,698
My father's Jewish
and my mother's
Buddhist, but New Age.

494
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:43,465
All right.
My mother's Episcopal and
her boyfriend's Ethical Culture.

495
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,635
Wow.
Both of my parents
are Lutheran.

496
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:49,514
- [ Knock on Door ]
- [ Girl #1 ] So what?
Both of my parents are Reform.

497
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,605
[ Girl #2 ]
My mother's A.A.
and my father's Christian.

498
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,749
I'll be right back.
Okay.

499
00:31:56,815 --> 00:32:00,485
When did you find out?

500
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:03,322
About an hour ago.

501
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,790
I don't know what to do.

502
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,998
Tell me what to do.
I can't.

503
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:12,002
Maybe you should
talk to Vince.

504
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,734
He's the father.
Oh, Vince.

505
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,670
Vince believes in a woman's
right to choose as long
as he does the choosing.

506
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:24,538
No. I can't talk to Vince
until I figure out
what I want to do.

507
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,378
I just need
some time to think.

508
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,557
Well, I'm here for you, Nina.

509
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:43,532
Whatever you need
for me to do, I will.

510
00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:51,344
She hasn't spoken
to me in three weeks.
It's not personal.

511
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,473
She's been busy.
Is she seeing somebody else?

512
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:59,581
She's a very beautiful girl.
There's men hitting
on her all the time.

513
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:03,075
There's no one else, Vince.

514
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:07,049
So you two still spend
a lot of time together, right?

515
00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,586
What sort of things
do you do together?

516
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:18,357
Well, we talk.
You know, we go to the movies.

517
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,670
Sometimes we go dancing.
Regular stuff.

518
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,400
You go dancing. Then what?

519
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:28,640
Then we go home,
we get into bed
and watch television.

520
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,012
Okay.

521
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,908
But you're not
a threat to her, huh?
Is that the attraction?

522
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:38,250
I'm not su--
I don't know what you mean.
You know what I mean, George.

523
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:40,817
You're not offering her
anything more than friendship?

524
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:45,286
Of course I'm not
offering her anything
more than friendship.

525
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:56,495
I made up my mind.

526
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,308
I'll take you
wherever you want to go.

527
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:07,114
George, I'm gonna
have this baby.

528
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,680
You are?
Yeah.

529
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,364
That's great.

530
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,657
You're gonna be
a wonderful mother.

531
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:28,629
Lucky baby.

532
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,410
And, Nina, you are gonna
make Vince McBride
the happiest man alive.

533
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,737
This is so great.

534
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:41,209
I get to be in charge
of all musical education.

535
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,580
Tell Vince I get
to pick all the songs.

536
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:50,085
This is great.
This is so great.

537
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,556
Good decision.
George, can we just celebrate?

538
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:16,282
George, would you consider
raising this baby with me?
Of course.

539
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:23,263
I'll be Uncle George.
You're never gonna
get rid of me.

540
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:28,792
Actually, I was thinking
we should keep living
together, like a family.

541
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,532
What about Vince?

542
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:35,228
Well, he's the father.
There's no question about that.

543
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,171
He'll always be
in my baby's life.

544
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:42,467
But he's not home to me.

545
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:46,351
You are.

546
00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:49,582
You can't do that to Vince.

547
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:53,188
George, my father
married somebody wrong...

548
00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:56,992
because he thought
it was good for me.

549
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,985
I can't do that to my kid.

550
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:02,027
Me and Vince and the baby--

551
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:07,133
it's a bad equation.
Jesus Christ, Nina.
Vince is the father.

552
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:08,929
You should be with
the father of your child.

553
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,210
Don't you see how
exciting this could be?

554
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:17,082
You love children.
You could raise a child.

555
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:21,812
I don't want to marry Vince.
I don't have to marry Vince.

556
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,750
I don't wanna marry you.

557
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,160
George, I'm not
proposing marriage.

558
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:36,125
We can make this up
for ourselves.

559
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,404
None of the old rules apply.

560
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,765
It's getting late.

561
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,873
We should go.

562
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:48,414
Won't you even
think about it?

563
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,753
Sure.

564
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:57,582
I'm very--

565
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,549
You know.

566
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:04,763
[ Phone Ringing ]

567
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,363
[ Continues Ringing ]

568
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,132
- Hello.
- [ Constance ]
Nina, darling.

569
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:18,869
We're right around the corner.
We've been to brunch at Norman
Mailer's in Brooklyn Heights.

570
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:22,407
I thought we'd
swing by and say hi.
[ Sally ] I have to go bad!

571
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,984
We'll be right over.
We're almost there.
Don't worry.

572
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,953
Fuck, it's Constance.

573
00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,953
[ Buzzer Buzzing ]

574
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,845
That can't be them already.

575
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:36,188
Hey.
Unbelievable.

576
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,834
Oh, Vince,
you should have called.
What good would that have done?

577
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:41,961
Sidney and Constance
are coming over.

578
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:45,027
Terrific. I've got plenty
of food for everybody.
Is George still here too?

579
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,026
Yes, he's here.
Oh, good. So the whole
gang's together again.

580
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,069
It will be just like
old times. You look thin.
I'm fine.

581
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:53,196
We need to talk.
We're talking.

582
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:58,511
Some more bread.
We got the salami, we got
the prosciutto that you love,

583
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:04,277
the cheese, we've got
some herring and some
deliciously fresh mozzarella.

584
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,820
Vince, how many people
were you expecting?

585
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:09,245
I thought maybe
some more people moved
into the spare room.

586
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:13,061
I don't know what
goes on here, George.
She doesn't even talk to me.

587
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,094
You got any more plates?
Why are Constance
and Sydney coming?

588
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:18,131
[ Buzzer Buzzing ]
I'll get it.

589
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,126
George!
Hey, it's the Sea Witch.

590
00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:23,228
Excuse me, is there
a party going on upstairs?

591
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,101
- No, we're going
to see Nina. You know Nina.
- George, is there a party?

592
00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,241
Tell me.
Is there a party up there?
No, there's no party.

593
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:32,776
- You tell these guests there's
no hot water after 8:00.
- [ Both ] Thank you.

594
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:37,624
Terrific. Who needs a doorman
when you have Mrs. Sarni?
Just hurry up and get inside.

595
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:40,893
You know, I really envy you
your living here, George.
Really?

596
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:44,362
Sure, what do you need
with a dining room, butlers,
pantries, dinner parties?

597
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,393
It's all a big headache.

598
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:49,358
Bill Styron lived in a place
just like this when he
thought up Sophie's Choice.

599
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,358
Sydney, what the hell
are you talking about?

600
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,800
Hi. Can I go?
You've been avoiding me.

601
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:56,635
No, no.
Hi, sweetie.
How are you?

602
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,242
How do you get
through a whole summer
without air conditioning?

603
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:02,674
Hey, Vinnie.
Hey, Sydney.
Come eat, huh?

604
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,381
Oh, this looks good.
So, who are you defending now?

605
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:08,854
A couple of kids
who got framed on a rape
and battery charge in the Bronx.

606
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,524
Let me tell you something.
You defend somebody really big,

607
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,553
it doesn't matter
whether you win or lose,

608
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,949
I'll get you two million
dollars on the book deal.

609
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:20,031
And by the way,
you don't even have to write it.
I'm not in show business.

610
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,561
Most people in your
business don't seem adverse
to a little publicity.

611
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,528
You should think about Court TV.
He doesn't wanna
think about Court TV.

612
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:28,867
This food is wonderful.
Did you get this food, George?
I could eat like this every day.

613
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:31,074
Give me that herring or you'll
be hearing about it all night.

614
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,436
What will you
be hearing all night?
Sally, go wash your hands.

615
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,405
Nina, where have you been?

616
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:41,075
You haven't been calling
Constance either? How do you
survive without her advice?

617
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,976
Excuse me, Vincent.
She talks to me every day.
We're very close.

618
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,289
I swear, I'm hotter
than a goat in China.
I'm not feeling right.

619
00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:49,252
Can we get some air in here?
All right.

620
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,060
What are you hiding from us?
Did you finally break up
with him? I'm so proud of you.

621
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:56,064
Nobody's broken up with me.
Why don't you mind
your own business?

622
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,757
Sweetie,
you think it's possible to get
food poisoning this fast?

623
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,800
Do you have
any air conditioning?
I'll get the fan.

624
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:05,637
- You shouldn't be
lifting stuff like that.
- Why not?

625
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:08,744
I'm fine.
Nothing is wrong with me.

626
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:14,776
- George,
what the fuck is going on?
- Don't you dare speak that way.

627
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,876
Betty, I think
it's time we got home.
Betty was your other wife.

628
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:21,389
- I'm Constance, remember?
- Oh, Christ.

629
00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:25,863
- Are you sleeping with her?
- Vince, I'm gay.
- You are?

630
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,134
And it's a valid
and wonderful choice.

631
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:32,603
Sydney, shut up.
George, what is going on here?

632
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:36,174
Are you pregnant?

633
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,344
Oh, my God, you're pregnant.

634
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:42,644
- [ Mrs. Sarni ]
George, what's going on?
- Who's the father?

635
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,838
I knew it, you son of a bitch.
I knew you couldn't keep
your hands off her.

636
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:48,511
Vince, Vince, calm down.
It's your baby.

637
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,580
I want New York Hospital,
emergency room.

638
00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,079
It's mine?
And mine.

639
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:58,556
It's mine?
It's mine?

640
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,934
A doctor.
I want a real big doctor.

641
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:04,162
George, is everything
all right up there?

642
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,259
Will you get that?
I can't hear a goddamn thing.

643
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,171
Can I get you something?

644
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,903
I need to speak to someone
in the gastrointestinal
department.

645
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:14,709
[ Mrs. Sarni ]
What the hell is going on?

646
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:18,943
Everything's fine,
Mrs. Sarni.

647
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:22,510
I thought someone died
and hit the floor. Jesus.

648
00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:26,651
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Give me the phone.
Lie down.

649
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,588
You never should
have ate that herring.

650
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:32,215
[ All Chattering, Indistinct ]

651
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,932
You're well out of this.
It sounds truly crazy.

652
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:40,525
I haven't seen her recently
because she's been spending
all her time at Vince's place.

653
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,629
Which is right.
That's definitely right,

654
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,041
but what does that say
about our friendship?

655
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,073
Maybe I didn't mean
that much to her.

656
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,738
You sound like you're
talking about your ex-lover.

657
00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:52,478
Why does everything have
to be about sex with you?

658
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:58,284
You can get close to a woman
without sleeping with her.
Really? That's news to me.

659
00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:02,145
I'm sure Vince isn't letting her
come anywhere near me.

660
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,660
I should have been more open.

661
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,033
I mean, that could have
really been exciting.

662
00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,032
Yeah, sure, it could
have been exciting.

663
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:12,004
Bottom line is
she wanted to fuck you.

664
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:15,103
That's insane.
Look, we're both cute.

665
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:18,796
And I know women.
They tell you that
they wanna be your friend,

666
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,670
but they really wanna--
[ Mouths Words ]

667
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,710
Okay. Anyway, the point is...

668
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:27,505
I'm gonna probably have to move
out because she'll be wanting
to get rid of the apartment...

669
00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:30,319
so I was hoping I could crash at
your place for a couple weeks.
Yes.

670
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,521
Hey, honey.
Hey.

671
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:38,815
You've not met my new
fiancée. Suni, George--
This is my brother, George.

672
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,790
George, this is
Suni from surgery.

673
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,003
[ Man ]
All right, real slo-mo.
[ Boy ] Where'd it go?

674
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,896
There it goes.

675
00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:53,707
Thanks.

676
00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:59,412
Okay. Ready? Stand up.
You're gonna hit a knee, right?

677
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:02,277
Yep.
Okay.

678
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:05,647
Attaboy, block with your body.

679
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:08,317
And then take a step--
There you go.

680
00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:10,586
Okay.
Ready?

681
00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:12,656
Wait. Stop right there. Okay.

682
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:15,134
Face me like you're
gonna do the pitch.

683
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,063
Ready?

684
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:21,198
Slo-mo. Nice.
Come right over the top.

685
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:24,666
Right over the top.
You did it great last week.

686
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,967
Okay. Try it again.

687
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,384
Attaboy.

688
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:03,880
At first the iodine
does not affect
the vitamin C solution.

689
00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,812
But look what happens
if I add some more.

690
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:12,384
This process
is called titration.

691
00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:17,817
Is there nothing
that little girl can't do?

692
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,929
Watch TV.
She's lousy at that.

693
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,991
Doug.
Hi, Sydney.
How you doing?

694
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:25,100
George, my Uncle Jonathan
says he knows you.
He does?

695
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,833
Well, let's go, Nathan.
Hey, great job, Mary.
You did excellent.

696
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:32,340
Do you recognize me in
my ear, nose and throat gear?
[ Nina ] George.

697
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,473
You free next weekend?
I know about this great club.

698
00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:36,779
I got a little out of control.
I see a friend of mine.

699
00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:40,452
It was great to see you.
This place is a converted
meat market. It's incredible.

700
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:45,021
What are you doing here?
Oh, I promised Sally I'd come.

701
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:48,153
It's so good to see you.
You too.

702
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,319
How you doing, Vince?
George.

703
00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:53,458
We almost didn't make it.
The first trimester's
got us a little queasy.

704
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,904
Yeah. Vince has become
an expert on pregnancy.
I'm loving it.

705
00:44:56,962 --> 00:44:59,232
George, we miss you.
You should come visit us.
Vince.

706
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:02,597
We are not an official "us."
There's still you and
there's still me.

707
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:07,137
Okay.
He's like glue.

708
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,535
Madame Reynolds was
asking for you last week.

709
00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:13,237
I would love to go dancing.
As long as you don't
exhaust yourself.

710
00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:17,221
George, what time is
the trophy presentation?
Uh, 20 minutes.

711
00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:20,352
The trophy presentation?
George, what ever happened to...

712
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,948
"it's not about winning,
it's about how you
play the game"?

713
00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:27,291
I don't think there should be
any trophies. It's the parents
who want the trophies.

714
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:30,358
It's ruining this country.
The obsession with being
number one at any cost.

715
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,428
It starts right here.
I totally hear you.

716
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:35,528
I try to teach these kids
a sense of community.

717
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,640
Believe me, you can't
do that. These parents
are natural born killers.

718
00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:40,913
Oh, Vince,
that is such bullshit.

719
00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:43,612
I don't know anyone who is
more competitive than you.

720
00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,114
Did I say there's anything wrong
with striving for excellence?

721
00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,847
Did I say that?
Jesus Christ.

722
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:51,584
At least somebody
here appreciates
what I'm trying to say.

723
00:45:51,649 --> 00:45:53,749
What's your name?
I'm Melissa Marx.
George's co-teacher.

724
00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:56,219
I'm gonna lose it.
Just get me out of here.

725
00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,959
[ Shouting ]

726
00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:04,356
You're right.
Oh, I didn't ask him
to come, you know.

727
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:07,429
You're absolutely right.
That's not gonna work.

728
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,798
You know, by the way,
we're both pregnant, you know?

729
00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:11,768
First we get sick together.

730
00:46:11,837 --> 00:46:16,407
Then we throw up together.
Then we get our fucking
sonograms together!

731
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:20,414
Nina, it's a bad equation--
you, Vince and a baby,
bad for all of you.

732
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:25,748
No shit, Sherlock.
You made me an offer
and I never refused.

733
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,887
What?

734
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:35,262
I spent all yesterday
afternoon watching this little
kid play catch with his father.

735
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:43,125
I always thought
that I could teach other
people's children, but...

736
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:49,041
someone else,
a real guy like Vince
gets to take them home.

737
00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:54,651
Then I thought,
"I don't always have
to be the one who's...

738
00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,712
"watching them leave.

739
00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:58,981
"I don't always
have to be the one...

740
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:03,420
who waits
for twilight to pass."

741
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,964
For the first time,
I thought I could be...

742
00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:13,097
the guy who
says good night.

743
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:23,412
What are you saying to me?

744
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,381
I'm saying yeah.

745
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:47,928
Sorry to break this up,
but it's time to go home.

746
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,109
I'm not gonna
go home with you, Vince.

747
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:58,714
I'm gonna go back to Brooklyn.

748
00:47:58,776 --> 00:48:00,906
You can't go back
to Brooklyn tonight.

749
00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,949
We got a doctor's
appointment in the morning.

750
00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:06,124
No, we don't have
a doctor's appointment.

751
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:08,994
I have a doctor's appointment.

752
00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:13,264
Okay. You have an appointment.
You're getting caught up
in nonsense, Nina.

753
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,634
Okay. Vince,
this isn't working.

754
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:18,833
- Can we talk about this later?
- No. No, we need to talk
about it now.

755
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:23,096
- In front of him?
- Yeah. Vince, I've tried
to talk to you in private.

756
00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:26,298
You don't listen to me.

757
00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:33,083
George, this is between
me and Nina, okay?

758
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:35,414
You've done enough to fuck us
up. It's time for you to get
the hell out of our lives.

759
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,620
No, Vince.
This is my school. You don't
get to tell me what to do.

760
00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:41,523
Nothing has been
the same between me and
Nina since you showed up.

761
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:44,486
Does that make you happy?
Is this what you do for kicks?

762
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,915
Vince, come on,
just listen to me for once--
No, listen to me.

763
00:48:46,992 --> 00:48:51,532
You don't see this guy
for who he is. He's
a trouble-making little shit.

764
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,231
Vince,

765
00:48:56,301 --> 00:49:01,211
I wanna raise
my child with George.

766
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:11,045
Oh. Oh.

767
00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:13,146
You know what?

768
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:15,088
I wanna raise it
with the man in the moon.

769
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:18,663
For once, why don't you
just goddamn listen
to what she has to say?

770
00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:21,093
Don't you tell me
how to treat a woman.
Vince, just calm down for once.

771
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:23,189
No, I will not calm down!

772
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:28,833
You have some nerve,
you homo boys.

773
00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:34,569
You screw up women's personal
lives but you can't take any
physical responsibility for it.

774
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,677
Listen to me. No.

775
00:49:38,743 --> 00:49:43,113
When this kid comes
to you and asks you
who its father is,

776
00:49:43,181 --> 00:49:49,051
you tell it that its father
never wanted to lay eyes
on its mother ever again.

777
00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:12,437
Head up, young person.

778
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:27,592
Would you like
to hear the heartbeat?

779
00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:30,798
Can I?
Yeah, sure.

780
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,780
[ Heartbeat ]

781
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,091
That's amazing.

782
00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:22,175
George Hanson.

783
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:24,777
Steve Casillo?

784
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,219
Wow!

785
00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:33,159
You're not someone
I'd expect to see in here.

786
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,264
[ George Muttering, Chuckling ]

787
00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:37,796
This is my friend Nina Borowski.

788
00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:39,632
Yeah, I can see that.
Hi.

789
00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:43,697
No, she's my friend,
friend. It's--

790
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,498
She's expecting.

791
00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:49,811
Well, I can give you
a discount on this one.
Oh, we're just browsing.

792
00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:51,744
Yeah, we're--

793
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,445
Feel free to look around.

794
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,420
Okay.

795
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,855
[ Woman On TV, Indistinct ]
[ Nina ]
Lemonade?

796
00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,870
Thanks.

797
00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:18,242
The Hampton benefit
season was in full swing...
Oh, my God.

798
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:20,643
at super-agent Sydney Miller's
house this weekend.

799
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:24,505
Guests included
Anne Rice, King Hussein
and General Colin Powell.

800
00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:27,405
- Hot fun in the summertime.
- How come we weren't invited?

801
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,718
Thank God, we weren't invited.

802
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:35,851
George, who was that man
in the crib store today?

803
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,430
Oh, just someone
I had a fling with
before I met Joley.

804
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:49,395
You know, if you ever
wanted to invite him here,

805
00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,637
that would be fine.

806
00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:53,842
Mm-hmm.

807
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,274
I could sleep in your room.

808
00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:04,177
What if I said,
"That's a great idea,
he'll be right over"?

809
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:08,724
I'd say, "Great."

810
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,592
This isn't a marriage.

811
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:17,088
I don't wanna make you
give up your life.

812
00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:19,531
You're not.

813
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,932
Great.

814
00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,973
So are you gonna call him?

815
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,138
Actually, I'm leaving
with him for Paris tonight.

816
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,937
- You are?
- [ Chuckling ]
Oh, God.

817
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,254
I just hate secrets, George.

818
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,747
What secrets?
I tell you everything.

819
00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:47,431
Just promise me that
if anything in your life
changes, that you'll tell me.

820
00:53:47,492 --> 00:53:52,802
Nothing's gonna change.
I'm not going anywhere.
This isn't temporary.

821
00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:02,605
Don't you miss men?
Yeah, sure. Sometimes.

822
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:05,043
Don't you?

823
00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:07,409
I guess.

824
00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:11,246
But I don't miss them
when I'm with you.

825
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:26,659
Do you think most
married couples are
as happy as we are?

826
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:28,571
I hope so.

827
00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:31,403
'Cause we're pretty happy.

828
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:37,513
I guess sex
is just no big deal.

829
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:42,380
Not even with Lucy Jane?

830
00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:47,018
I just adore you,
Nina. I really do.

831
00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:49,594
I adore you too.

832
00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:35,126
[ Phone Ringing ]

833
00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:42,026
[ Continues Ringing ]

834
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:52,136
Yeah.
George, hi.

835
00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:56,209
It's Joley.
How are you?

836
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,380
And, uh--
Oh, God.

837
00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:02,620
These things are so weird.
I guess.

838
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,291
Who is it?

839
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:09,155
Uh, my brother.

840
00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:11,596
George, are you
still there?

841
00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:16,672
[ Sighs ]
Yeah. And Nina says hello.

842
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,704
Oh.

843
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:22,569
I was so sure you'd
be with someone by now.
That's, um,

844
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,510
that's really
why I haven't called.

845
00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:27,205
Yeah. Nina's still here.

846
00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,916
George, it's so good
to hear your voice.

847
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:35,191
Um, I'm surprised
you'd even talk to me.
I behaved like an idiot.

848
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,564
Look,
I've been asked to address
a critics' convention...

849
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,664
at your old college
the weekend after next.

850
00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:45,896
And I've been thinking about
that time we drove up there.

851
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:49,073
That was our first
Christmas together,
you remember?

852
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,199
And so you want me
to come with you?

853
00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,906
That's very
considerate of you.

854
00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,775
I wouldn't be surprised
if you never wanted
to lay eyes on me again.

855
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:03,045
But...

856
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:08,753
it would really mean
a lot to me just to,
uh, be with you.

857
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:12,689
I made a reservation
at that sweet little inn
we stayed at.

858
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,764
[ Clears Throat ]

859
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,726
Yeah, well, I'll call you
if I can make it.

860
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,496
I think about you
all the time.

861
00:58:21,566 --> 00:58:23,996
And, um,
for what it's worth,

862
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,435
I really miss you.

863
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:31,784
Yep. Thank you.
I'll talk to you soon.

864
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,842
[ Beep ]

865
00:58:38,783 --> 00:58:41,023
Where does
he want you to go?

866
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:46,058
Hmm? Uh, my college.

867
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,730
For a reunion?

868
00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:55,130
Sort of.

869
00:58:57,334 --> 00:59:00,614
Nina, that was, uh, Joley.

870
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:12,445
[ Clears Throat ]
So are you gonna go?

871
00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:15,246
I don't know.

872
00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:20,287
That usually means yes.
[ Chuckles ]

873
00:59:21,592 --> 00:59:24,632
I hate that you
know me so well.

874
00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:34,001
Hi.
Hey.

875
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:40,037
You look great.

876
00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:42,050
I love this.

877
00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:48,922
- I'll call you at Constance's
tomorrow morning, kiddo.
- Promise?

878
00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:53,087
- I promise.
- What time?

879
00:59:53,157 --> 00:59:54,857
Early. I promise.

880
00:59:57,394 --> 01:00:01,304
Ordinarily, I wouldn't go
to one of these conferences.
But they insisted that I come,

881
01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:04,695
and, uh, I guess
it never hurts to stay on
the good side of reviewers.

882
01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:08,669
Oh, my book! Did I tell you
my book is coming out
in paperback in England?

883
01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:13,239
It's very impressive
for an American Shaw scholar
to do so well in Europe.

884
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:22,053
You okay, honey?

885
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:25,919
How did we get back so quickly
to the "honey" stage?

886
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,260
Maybe we never
should've left it.

887
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:39,967
[ George ] How's your student?
[ Joley ]
Back with his girlfriend.

888
01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:43,037
He's, uh,
just a screwed up kid.

889
01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:45,807
So you want
to be friends now?
Just so I know.

890
01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,676
- That is exactly
your problem, George.
- What?

891
01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,116
Your lack of self-worth.

892
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:54,991
You have no idea
how important you are to me.

893
01:00:57,221 --> 01:01:01,131
Thank you.
So I've been thinking
about you a lot.

894
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:04,831
You're living with a woman
in a dump in Brooklyn,
and I'm lonely...

895
01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,955
and-and missing you.

896
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:09,771
We can do better than that.

897
01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:12,044
Nina!
Hi.

898
01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:14,642
You just missed
Steven Spielberg
and Peter Jennings.

899
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:16,735
Oh, I bet they sent
their best regards.

900
01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:19,707
Sweetie, don't start
the weekend like this.
I have enough to deal with.

901
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,807
What are you wearing?
[ Groans ]

902
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,979
Hello, honey.
How are you?
Good.

903
01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:26,278
[ Kissing ]
Where's George?

904
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,720
George
is with his old boyfriend,
which is where he should be.

905
01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:31,556
Constance, he's not
with his old boyfriend.

906
01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:33,791
You told me he went away
with Dr. Joley.

907
01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:37,928
It doesn't mean he's with him.
Sally, sit down
and buckle up.

908
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,995
Sweetie, I want you
to relax this weekend.

909
01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:42,034
Take walks.
Eat good food.

910
01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:44,199
Let Sidney and me
take care of you.

911
01:01:44,268 --> 01:01:46,138
And me.
And Sally.

912
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,813
Yes, honey.
We're going to have
a nice, relaxing dinner.

913
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:51,913
Just some old friends.
And Stephen Saint is coming.

914
01:01:51,976 --> 01:01:54,806
And you'll never believe it.
He's just dying to see you.

915
01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:57,849
You made quite an impression
on him at my party.

916
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,959
Hello.
Dr. Robert Joley.

917
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:11,604
Ah, yes, Dr. Joley.
We have you down for three
nights and a king-sized bed.

918
01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,171
Twin beds.
I don't know that
I have a room with twins.

919
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,572
We'll take the king.
Excuse me.
I have a room with twin beds.

920
01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:21,465
I'd be happy
to exchange with you.
Are you sure, Mrs. Skinner?

921
01:02:21,538 --> 01:02:23,368
Surely.
Thank you, Mrs. Skinner.

922
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,040
No sense in you two boys
being on top of each other.

923
01:02:27,111 --> 01:02:29,751
Right at the head
of the stairs.
Thank you.

924
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:33,224
Um, I thought
we were supposed to get
the discount rate.

925
01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:36,593
Uh, that is
the discount rate, Doctor.
Right through the dining room.

926
01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:38,593
Dr. Joley, I presume.

927
01:02:38,655 --> 01:02:40,985
Well, Rodney Fraser.

928
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,158
You're one of the reasons
I agreed to come here.

929
01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:46,127
Oh, thank you.
I see you've lost
none of your charm.

930
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,296
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, by the way,

931
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,665
congratulations
on George Bernard Shaw.

932
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:53,344
- Thank you.
- That's, oh, such a--

933
01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:57,213
such a treat
to read an American
perspective on the subject.

934
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,184
Hmm.

935
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:02,113
Oh, this is Paul James.
Dr. Robert Joley.

936
01:03:02,179 --> 01:03:04,149
How do you do?
I don't think
I've met your friend.

937
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:07,224
George Hanson.
George Hanson.
How do you do? Paul James.

938
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:10,324
- You in the theater?
- No. He's a graduate
of our host college.

939
01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:13,317
Oh, really?
The return of the native.

940
01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:15,790
Well, look forward
to seeing you both...

941
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:18,830
around the campus,
hmm? Bye.

942
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:21,196
Bye-bye.
See you.

943
01:03:21,265 --> 01:03:25,565
I wonder if Mrs. Rodney
charges by the hour?

944
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:28,005
Let me tell you something.
When my first wife left me,

945
01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:30,142
she wanted
to take my clients.

946
01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,877
I mean, I understand
the house, the cars.

947
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:35,113
But my clients,
my clients.

948
01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:37,919
You know, uh,
since we last met,

949
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:39,922
I've done
some heavy therapy,

950
01:03:39,984 --> 01:03:42,124
and, uh,
I've taken up yoga.

951
01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:44,346
And I quit advertising.
Hmm.

952
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:47,991
I know this might
seem premature, but, um,

953
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,428
I'm ready to be
the father of your child.

954
01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:09,551
Night.

955
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:25,002
Good night.

956
01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:27,262
[ Rodney ]
And our thanks
to Mrs. Gutierrez...

957
01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:30,831
for an extremely
interesting question
and a spirited response...

958
01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:33,571
from the panel.

959
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,167
And now we move on to, um,

960
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,840
oh, another question
from Mrs. Gutierrez.

961
01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:43,080
Oh, yes. "How do you
feel about great works
of literature...

962
01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:45,947
being transformed
into musical comedy?"

963
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:50,516
Well, that sounds like one
for our academic colleague.
Professor.

964
01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:54,887
Well, um, I should
begin by saying that...

965
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:58,699
I think that My Fair Lady
is a complete distortion
of Shaw's Pygmalion,

966
01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:02,032
as is West Side Story
of Romeo and Juliet.

967
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:04,569
But then, I hate
all musicals. I, uh,

968
01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:08,714
believe they're, uh,
middle-brow, populist...

969
01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:11,912
and, uh, frankly dangerous.

970
01:05:11,976 --> 01:05:15,206
So it's a clean sweep
from Dr. Joley.

971
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,379
[ Chuckles ]
[ Joley ]
I have seen performance art...

972
01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,377
in cross-gender clubs
in Berlin...

973
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:22,019
that has far more
theatrical impact...

974
01:05:22,086 --> 01:05:24,516
than anything I have
ever seen on Broadway.

975
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:28,388
Well, do you mean, um,
women dipped in chocolate?
That sort of thing?

976
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,288
[ Chuckles ]
[ Joley ] I'm talking about
serious artists here.

977
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,660
I have never recovered
from Ulrika Schinkel's...

978
01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:35,399
brilliant production
of Beethoven in Ketten,
that's Beethoven in Bondage,

979
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,525
set amongst
the ruins of the Reichstag.

980
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:40,401
And, uh, something that may be
of particular interest to you,
Rodney,

981
01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:43,310
is that the theaters
in Germany are filled
with young people.

982
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:47,413
Nina! We're all taking
a picnic on the beach.

983
01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:49,577
Oh, honey, I'm waiting
for a phone call.

984
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:52,376
Oh, mommy,
Nina's waiting
for a phone call.

985
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:55,019
Darling,
go get your father. Go!

986
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:59,093
I'll come down later.
I promise.
Jesus Christ!

987
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,056
Every time I look at you,
you're moping.

988
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:04,855
You're a guest here.
You could try to make an effort.
I have made an effort.

989
01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,828
Stephen loved me.

990
01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:09,726
I hope you realize
he's currently in bed
with his old boyfriend.

991
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,239
Who, Stephen?
The man whose call
you're waiting for.

992
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,372
[ Sighs ]
You know,

993
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,110
I enjoy gay people.

994
01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:21,905
I just have a slight problem
with my pregnant sister
being in love with one of them.

995
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,078
I am not
in love with him.
Honestly,

996
01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:27,118
even when I was
desperate to marry Sidney,
I never carried on like you do.

997
01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:29,524
And Sidney is straight.
But you have really done it.

998
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,656
This is an even crazier choice
than Vincent.

999
01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:33,391
You're not even fucking him.

1000
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:41,025
Can I ask you something?

1001
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:43,828
When was the last time
you and Sidney had sex?

1002
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,770
That is not the point.

1003
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:49,265
Exactly. Doesn't it all
turn into friendship anyway?

1004
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,309
Yes. But normal people
start out someplace...

1005
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,675
you and the nursery
school teacher
are never gonna get.

1006
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,713
You should take a look
at yourself. You're supposed
to be a psychiatrist.

1007
01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:58,049
I am a social worker,
Constance!
[ Scoffs ]

1008
01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,875
Oh! Will you just let me
live my goddamn life?

1009
01:07:00,950 --> 01:07:02,890
Read my lips.

1010
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:06,922
George is G-A-Y.
Gay.

1011
01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:09,160
That means he never
sleeps with women.

1012
01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:12,326
- He has slept with a woman.
- What?

1013
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,467
Lucy Jane Parnell.

1014
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,642
Oh, please.
Don't tell me.
In high school?

1015
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:20,802
They all try women
once in high school.

1016
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:23,870
But you're nutty enough
to believe that based
on that experience,

1017
01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,810
you can bring him
to his senses.

1018
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:29,175
Nina,
a gay nursery school teacher
is a one-way ticket to nowhere.

1019
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:34,077
[ Paul ]
I would love to go
to a place like this.

1020
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:37,191
Read, sleep,
have great talks. Sex.

1021
01:07:37,254 --> 01:07:41,364
Well, uh, we didn't, uh,
actually have much of that.
We did talk about it a lot.

1022
01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:45,125
Well, did you act at all?
Me? No, not really.
You an actor?

1023
01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:47,055
Well, trying to be.

1024
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:51,301
That's how I met Rodney.
I sat in on his
world theater class.

1025
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:54,038
What's his take
on world theater?

1026
01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:58,944
Well, Rodney's very picky.
He likes Damn Yankees
and Shakespeare.

1027
01:07:59,008 --> 01:08:03,078
But just to read.
He's never seen a production
up to his standards.

1028
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:09,352
Don't you get flak
from your actor friends
being with a critic?

1029
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,359
Well, I've never been
"with him" with him.

1030
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,762
It's just that
he came up to me
one day after class,

1031
01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:18,464
and he's been sort of like
my mentor and my family
ever since.

1032
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:21,768
Oh, I thought maybe
you lived together.
I'm sorry.

1033
01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:23,871
Oh, we do live together.

1034
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:26,943
He offered me a spare room
so I could save my money
for acting lessons.

1035
01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:30,573
[ George ]
Well, I've always
had terrible judgment.

1036
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:35,010
My entire freshman year,
I had a crush on a guy
named Trotter Bull III.

1037
01:08:35,078 --> 01:08:37,078
[ Paul Chuckles ]

1038
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:39,117
He looked just like
one of those rowers.

1039
01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:42,893
[ Paul ] Looks like
pretty good judgment to me.
Except he had a girlfriend.

1040
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:45,692
I actually got up the courage
to talk to him one night...

1041
01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:48,325
about Walt Whitman.

1042
01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:51,902
He probably became
an investment banker,
had four kids,

1043
01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:56,631
all named Trotter
and, uh, never talked
about poetry again.

1044
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:03,244
I'll talk to you
about poetry.

1045
01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:08,506
Sure. Anytime.

1046
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:12,053
How about a swim?
Whoo!

1047
01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:15,185
Wait for me!
Ohh!

1048
01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:21,232
[ Phone Rings ]

1049
01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:24,361
I got it.
It's for me.
Sorry. Hello?

1050
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,372
No.
She's at the beach.

1051
01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:33,769
Uh-huh.
It's Martha Stewart
for Mrs. Miller.

1052
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,137
Yes?
Is it the Martha Stewart?

1053
01:09:37,207 --> 01:09:40,437
Yes.
Oh, will you
hold on, please?

1054
01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:46,581
Miss Stewart, I'm having
a big problem with my azaleas.

1055
01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:50,448
[ Sighs ]
Uh-huh.

1056
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,920
[ Paul ]
Do I see you again?

1057
01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:55,159
[ George ]
I hope so.

1058
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:57,355
When do I call you?

1059
01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:02,567
Oh, fuck. My roommate.
I was supposed to call her
this morning. Shit!

1060
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:05,702
Your roommate?
Yeah. We live together.

1061
01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:10,369
We don't live live together,
we just live together. Shit!

1062
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,380
[ Carmelita ]
She's in her bedroom.
I'll call her.

1063
01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:15,352
She's in bed, apparently.
[ Nina ]
Hi, George.

1064
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:17,382
Hey, kiddo.
Why are you in bed?
Are you sick?

1065
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:21,917
I'm pregnant, George.
Or have you been so busy
with Dr. Joley that you forgot?

1066
01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:25,755
Nothing's happened
with Dr. Joley.
I've hardly seen him.

1067
01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:29,992
So then let's go home.
What do you mean?

1068
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:33,499
There's a bus at 7:00.

1069
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,703
Tonight?
Sure. Why not?

1070
01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:39,236
I don't want you
traveling alone so late.

1071
01:10:39,303 --> 01:10:42,643
How about I borrow
my brother's car and pick
you up tomorrow afternoon?

1072
01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:46,376
George, please. Please.
This is-- I'm so miserable.

1073
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,913
Please. You could--
You could be on a train too,

1074
01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,478
and we could both be
in our beds by midnight.

1075
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:54,578
[ Sighs ] Nina--
Please.
You have to rescue me.

1076
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:56,621
I have got to get
away from here,

1077
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,986
and there's nothing
for you to stay there for.

1078
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:04,157
Anybody who bolts
from the Hamptons
is okay with me.

1079
01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:06,197
I hate it here.

1080
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,472
It's so pretentious.

1081
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,136
If I wasn't happily married
and you weren't
my wife's stepsister,

1082
01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:16,272
I'd have an affair
with you in a second.
[ Chuckles ]

1083
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:18,610
I think you're terrific.

1084
01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:21,505
Want some money?
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.

1085
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:24,048
How about
some Chuckles? Hmm?
No.

1086
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,783
I got the galleys
for the new Michael Crichton
in the car.

1087
01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:30,290
Oh, no, really.
Thanks, Sidney. Bye.

1088
01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:33,094
Okay. Oh, gosh.
Photographs.

1089
01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:35,286
[ Chuckles ]

1090
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:44,571
I like it.
It looks good.

1091
01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:50,444
Hi.

1092
01:11:52,275 --> 01:11:54,405
Hi, man.

1093
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,623
- Hi, Melissa.
- Hi.

1094
01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,685
Hi.

1095
01:12:05,722 --> 01:12:07,792
[ Vince ]
Oh, my God.

1096
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,669
So how are you, huh?
Shit!

1097
01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:23,005
Hey, let me help you.
No. I'm fine, Vince.
Got it. I'm fine.

1098
01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:24,972
Okay?
Thank you.

1099
01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:28,605
Vince, honey.

1100
01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:44,956
Melissa, hang on a minute.
I'm just going to say good-bye.

1101
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,798
Vince, I'm really tired.
I don't feel like--
No. Just one minute.

1102
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,134
Hey, can I put you
in a taxi?
No, Vince. I'm fine. Really.

1103
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:53,039
Nina, come on--
Vince, please.
I'm fine. Really.

1104
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:56,972
Give my love to George.
Can't wait till school starts.
Oh, sure. I certainly will.

1105
01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,908
Hey! Ohh!

1106
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:16,730
Ohh!
Uh, excuse me.
Excuse me.

1107
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:19,903
Oh, you're gonna be
so glad you met me.

1108
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:24,373
My purse was just stolen
and I'm pregnant
and I have no way home.

1109
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:26,874
Are you hurt?
No, I'm fine.

1110
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:29,466
You sure?
Yeah. It's just
my purse was stolen.

1111
01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,179
Okay. Well, let's go.
All right.

1112
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,881
I got it.
Oh, thank God.

1113
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,254
So we'll go
report all this.
Thank you.

1114
01:13:37,313 --> 01:13:39,523
And then
I'm getting off duty,
so I'll give you a lift home.

1115
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,553
Great. Thanks.
All right?

1116
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,588
I mean, I'm surprised
he didn't arrest me.

1117
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:46,193
I get mugged and the goddamn
desk sergeant blames me.

1118
01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:49,625
He's the only one like that.
The rest of us
are very sensitive.

1119
01:13:49,693 --> 01:13:52,433
"Lady, you asked for it."
I thought people like that...

1120
01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:54,526
were banned from
the police force, you know?

1121
01:13:54,598 --> 01:13:56,498
It's none
of his goddamn business...

1122
01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,466
where the fuck
my husband is.

1123
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:02,105
- You don't seem to care.
- Me? I used to give women
lots of opinions.

1124
01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:04,741
But now I go with the flow.

1125
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:08,505
- Are you gay?
- I'm sorry?

1126
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,408
I have this new theory
that any man...

1127
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:12,920
who doesn't
hit you over the head
with his opinions must be gay.

1128
01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:15,252
[ Clears Throat ]
Well, that makes
as much sense as Freud.

1129
01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:18,448
Oh, well, makes a hell
of a lot more sense than Freud.

1130
01:14:18,522 --> 01:14:21,732
Freud doesn't know dick
about women.

1131
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:25,191
[ Chuckles ]
I can't believe
I just said that.

1132
01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:28,901
Very nice of you
to drive me home.
Oh, not a problem.

1133
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:31,895
If I were married,
I'd want someone
to drive my wife home.

1134
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:39,143
Will your husband be there?
I don't have a husband.

1135
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,608
Mm. The father?
Oh, no, no.

1136
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:44,278
He will definitely
not be there.

1137
01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:46,277
I hardly speak to him.

1138
01:14:46,349 --> 01:14:51,089
Well, you don't find
anyone new till you're
brave enough to give up the old.

1139
01:14:53,056 --> 01:14:55,956
I don't really
want to find anyone new.

1140
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:58,185
Well, that's good.

1141
01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,161
Happy with the status quo.

1142
01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:02,299
Yeah.
Me too.

1143
01:15:02,365 --> 01:15:04,395
But you're so nice.

1144
01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:07,597
You should be married.
[ Chuckles ]

1145
01:15:07,671 --> 01:15:10,271
You think all nice people
are married?

1146
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,239
What kind of counselor
are you?

1147
01:15:14,578 --> 01:15:18,618
All right, you can stop
right over there.
Oh, thank you so much.

1148
01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:27,464
You're really kind.

1149
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:30,193
[ Grunts ]

1150
01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:34,055
[ Gasps ]
George!

1151
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:37,030
Oh, my gosh!
You're back already? Hi!

1152
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,070
Ohh!

1153
01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:42,265
[ George ]
Did you get a ride home?
No. My purse got stolen...

1154
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:44,138
at the bus station.
What?

1155
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,207
And Vince and Melissa
were on the bus,

1156
01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,475
and Sidney told me that
he would have an affair with me.

1157
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,954
It's just been
the weekend from hell.

1158
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:54,275
[ George ]
Come on.
I'll make you some tea.

1159
01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:10,374
[ Chattering ]

1160
01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:13,473
Hey, sweetie.
George, terrific news
about you and Dr. Joley.

1161
01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:16,966
Sidney and I adore him.
He's so smart. Good for you.
Bye, George.

1162
01:16:18,842 --> 01:16:20,742
Hey.

1163
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,750
Hey, Nina, you find out
who the father is yet?

1164
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:25,722
I call the shots, Kiesha.

1165
01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:28,652
Yeah!
Yeah, we know.

1166
01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:30,818
[ Woman ]
So what's for supper, Nina?

1167
01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:32,917
Pot roast.
It's George's favorite.

1168
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,159
Is he back yet?
I don't know.

1169
01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:37,664
[ Door Opening ]
[ Rodney ]
Paul?

1170
01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:40,427
Oh, jeez. He's supposed
to be at the theater.

1171
01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:44,766
Paul?
I fled at half-time.

1172
01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:48,002
A lot of pumped-up men
taking their clothes off.

1173
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:50,111
It's all getting
dreadfully boring.

1174
01:16:50,173 --> 01:16:55,043
I'm gonna go see King Lear
tomorrow night, God help me.

1175
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,011
I fully expect him
to step on stage,
say he's old, he's hot...

1176
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,120
and strip down
to his underwear.

1177
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:01,752
Oh, would you like
a glass of vino ?

1178
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:06,658
And tell whoever it is
you've got in there he's left
his knapsack on the sofa.

1179
01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:20,095
Ah, it's the graduate.
Do, please, come sit down.

1180
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,577
Uh, Paul and I are currently
meandering through...

1181
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,750
some of the better
Australian chardonnays.

1182
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:40,260
- Can I tempt you?
- Oh, no, thank you.

1183
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,933
Oh. Paul?

1184
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:49,030
So how's our distinguished
Shavian scholar, Dr. Joley?

1185
01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:53,698
Well, I haven't seen him
since the critics' convention.

1186
01:17:56,605 --> 01:18:00,105
Actually,
George lives with a woman.

1187
01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,477
Really?

1188
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:06,916
- How Bloomsbury.
- [ Chuckles ]

1189
01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:10,093
Uh, Nina's my best friend.
Well, as you probably know,

1190
01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:12,163
Paul and I visit
the theater quite often.

1191
01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:14,321
Perhaps you
and your best friend
would care to join us.

1192
01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:17,830
That's very kind of you.

1193
01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:21,104
But, uh, um, I'm not sure
she likes the theater.

1194
01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:24,074
Oh. She's absolutely right.
There's nothing to see.

1195
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:27,143
[ Chuckles ]

1196
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:31,213
Well, perhaps we could go
and have a meal together
sometime.

1197
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:34,884
We'd like to see more of you
in any event. All right?

1198
01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:39,852
Well, I-I hope so.
You know, I'm sorry.
I really, uh--

1199
01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:42,186
Oh? Really?

1200
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:47,620
Don't forget
your little bag.
[ Chuckles ]

1201
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:50,030
Well, it's nice
seeing you.
Yes, indeed. Good night.

1202
01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:52,103
Night.

1203
01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:55,459
I'll be right back.

1204
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,341
I'll call you tomorrow.

1205
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:23,186
[ Vince ]
Thank you
for returning my call.

1206
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:26,729
Nina, you were probably right.
You and I as a couple...

1207
01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:29,326
were a pretty miserable match.

1208
01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:32,904
That I still
love you, that's--

1209
01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:34,939
that's my problem.

1210
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:37,174
I can--
I can deal with that.

1211
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,280
Nina...

1212
01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:43,313
whatever way that you're
planning on doing this,

1213
01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:46,349
for once in my life,
I'm-I'm not gonna tell you how.

1214
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:53,891
I would just like to think
that I could somehow
be a part of the picture.

1215
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:58,689
Vince,

1216
01:19:58,761 --> 01:20:01,001
you're the daddy.

1217
01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:05,972
All right.
I'll trust you.

1218
01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:08,095
Oh, hi.
[ Nina ] Hi.

1219
01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:10,311
How are you?
Yes.
Louis.

1220
01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,613
This is Vince.
Hi. Louis Crowley.

1221
01:20:12,675 --> 01:20:16,275
Hey. Vince McBride.
Hi. This is my nephew Joe
and my niece Sophie.

1222
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,275
Vince is the father
of my, uh--

1223
01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,247
Baby. I'm the father
of the baby.

1224
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,416
Ah, I see.
And, uh, how's, uh--

1225
01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:25,916
George. My roommate.
He's fine.
He's home.

1226
01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:29,529
Oh! Hey, great.
[ Chuckles ]

1227
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,162
Go with the flow.
[ Nina ]
That's right.

1228
01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:34,528
[ British Man On TV ]
The workings of her mind
appealed to him.

1229
01:20:34,597 --> 01:20:37,067
[ Giggling ]
She leaves her warm bed
in the cold dawn...

1230
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:40,003
to rush there
full of zeal and loyalty.

1231
01:20:40,069 --> 01:20:43,069
[ TV, Indistinct ]
[ Laughing, Choking ]

1232
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:48,384
[ TV, Indistinct ]

1233
01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:52,578
[ Laughter On TV ]

1234
01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:58,554
[ Woman On TV ]
Coming up, Kurt will
have sports. Stay with us.

1235
01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:01,291
[ Man On TV ]
Yes, we'd like to change
the address of our account.

1236
01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:13,697
Hi.
Hey.

1237
01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:15,739
Sorry.
Don't bother
apologizing.

1238
01:21:15,804 --> 01:21:18,114
Sorry I'm late.

1239
01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:22,754
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.
Did, uh, Nina tell you I was
visiting some college friends...

1240
01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:25,811
drank too much and--
Well, why didn't you
bring them?

1241
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:30,691
What?
Mm. I mean, what a shame
to break up such a great party.

1242
01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:34,263
I mean, actually,
I'd like to meet
your friends some day.

1243
01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:36,993
So how late
did you stay up?
Late.

1244
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:39,600
So late there wasn't
a cab left in Manhattan, huh?

1245
01:21:41,164 --> 01:21:44,274
Well, you know, we were
all too wrecked to go home.

1246
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,603
Ooh. Yeah. My big brother,
the party animal.

1247
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:48,669
Coffee?
Oh, yeah, please.

1248
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,567
Do you want to hear
the specials?

1249
01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:53,579
No. I'll just have
the orange juice
and eggs Florentine.

1250
01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:58,148
So, Caroline,
is the wedding still on?

1251
01:21:58,214 --> 01:22:02,624
I haven't heard otherwise.
But I'm waiting.
[ Chuckles ]

1252
01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:05,915
Well, we're really
looking forward to it.
Yeah. If you can make it.

1253
01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,789
He's been really busy
this fall with, uh,
faculty meetings.

1254
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,227
Yeah. I'm trying
to get things in order
before the baby comes.

1255
01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:14,434
- Working on a new curriculum.
- Jesus! I never thought
I'd hear my big brother...

1256
01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:16,767
talk about babies coming,
and before me.

1257
01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:19,702
That's what
really pisses me off.
You got there before me.

1258
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,368
I think what
you guys are doing
is fantastic. Really.

1259
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,538
[ Frank ]
Here's my question though.
What about the father?

1260
01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:30,178
This guy must be the most
interesting guy in the world
or the most tolerant.

1261
01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:34,546
Actually, he's dating
George's colleague Melissa.

1262
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,917
So that takes
a shitload of tolerance.

1263
01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:39,916
No, honey, they're
not dating anymore.
They broke up.

1264
01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:41,759
Wait a minute.
Who's this Melissa?

1265
01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:43,734
Is she cute?
Frank--

1266
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:47,832
Hey, I'm just trying
to keep my options open,
all right?

1267
01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:49,826
Frank, you're horrible.

1268
01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:52,838
George,
aren't we all just horrible?
Aren't men just such jerks?

1269
01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:56,671
I think that
Nina and George have
a great relationship.

1270
01:22:56,739 --> 01:22:59,739
Yeah, when we see each other,
we have a great relationship.

1271
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,678
[ Sighs ]

1272
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,650
Hey, George, uh,
when they start complaining
about not seeing you enough,

1273
01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:13,757
you have to buy them a diamond
or take them to the theater.

1274
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:17,592
Maybe we could all go
see a friend of mine who's
in a play next weekend.

1275
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:22,300
Well, I'm on call next weekend,
and Frank certainly isn't
going without me.

1276
01:23:22,365 --> 01:23:24,325
[ Frank ]
Oh, come on.
[ Caroline ] No. No.

1277
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,740
So does that mean
I get a date alone
with you this weekend?

1278
01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:30,673
Or will I get another
call Saturday afternoon?

1279
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:37,249
[ Woman ]
Saints do not move.
They grant, for prayer's sake.

1280
01:23:37,313 --> 01:23:40,783
Then move not,
while my prayer's
effect I take.

1281
01:23:46,255 --> 01:23:49,655
[ Paul ]
From my lips, by thine,
my sin is purged.

1282
01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:52,625
Then have my lips the sin
that they have took.

1283
01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:57,725
Sin from my lips?
O trespass sweetly urged.

1284
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,400
Give me my sin again.

1285
01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:09,450
You kiss by the book.

1286
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:18,018
[ Chattering ]
Uh, here we are.
Sorry about that.

1287
01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:20,057
Thank you so much.
Thanks.

1288
01:24:20,123 --> 01:24:22,023
Well, cheers. Cheers.
Cheers.

1289
01:24:22,091 --> 01:24:25,361
It's so nice to meet you.
George talks about you
all the time. Oh.

1290
01:24:30,499 --> 01:24:33,369
Ohh!
You were fantastic.

1291
01:24:33,436 --> 01:24:36,066
Oh, and, uh,
this is Nina.

1292
01:24:36,139 --> 01:24:38,439
Hi. You were...
great.

1293
01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,577
Great to meet you.
George talks about you
all the time.

1294
01:24:40,643 --> 01:24:43,713
Hey, George! George!
Hey, how are you?

1295
01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:47,419
I want you to meet somebody.
I don't know if you
remember me from college.

1296
01:24:47,483 --> 01:24:49,593
Yeah.
We talked all night
about Walt Whitman.

1297
01:24:49,652 --> 01:24:52,492
Trotter Bull.
Paul. Paul! Paul!
[ Chuckles ]

1298
01:24:52,555 --> 01:24:55,755
- This is Trotter Bull.
- Oh, my God!

1299
01:24:55,824 --> 01:24:57,594
I've heard
so much about you.

1300
01:24:57,660 --> 01:25:00,530
George talks about you
all the time.

1301
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:03,826
Is that right?
Well, you were wonderful
in the play.

1302
01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:06,799
[ Dr. Goldstein ]
You were wonderful in the play.
And you looked so hot.

1303
01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:10,069
George, it was so nice
seeing you again.
Let me give you my card.

1304
01:25:10,139 --> 01:25:12,579
If you ever need
a stockbroker sometime, okay?

1305
01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,611
Thanks a lot.
It's great seeing you,
Trotter.

1306
01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:17,747
We got that,
you know, 10:00 thing.

1307
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:19,783
Nice to meet you.

1308
01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:21,848
I wish he'd been our Mercutio
instead of who we got.

1309
01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:24,917
Rodney, please.
And he was right.
You were awfully good.

1310
01:25:24,987 --> 01:25:27,687
But, you know, people only do
modern-dress Shakespeare...

1311
01:25:27,756 --> 01:25:29,726
because they have
absolutely no instinct...

1312
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,462
for any other period
or language than their own.

1313
01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:35,458
Clearly, the no-talent
who directed this
hoped to transform...

1314
01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:40,041
the world's greatest love story
into a Calvin Klein commercial.

1315
01:25:40,102 --> 01:25:42,712
The man should be shot!
Mr. Fraser?

1316
01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:45,511
Yes?
I'm the director.

1317
01:25:47,843 --> 01:25:49,813
[ Grunts ]

1318
01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:52,478
Hey, come on.
Let me help you.
Thank you.

1319
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,246
Good night.
It was great meeting you.
Yes, good night.

1320
01:25:56,319 --> 01:25:59,719
George and I were wondering
what you and Rodney
were doing for Thanksgiving.

1321
01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,628
Oh, no, I'm sorry. We--
No, no, no, no.
We'd love to come.

1322
01:26:02,691 --> 01:26:04,661
How kind of you.
Thank you.
Ohh.

1323
01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:07,597
Ow!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Wonderful.

1324
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:10,073
Okay, so 1:00.
We'll be there.

1325
01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:12,642
Okay.

1326
01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:14,771
Bye.
Good night.

1327
01:26:16,038 --> 01:26:18,508
You're an extraordinary person.

1328
01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,784
They seem like
a lovely couple.

1329
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:29,250
Hey, you!
I don't care what you say.
I love Les Mis.

1330
01:26:29,318 --> 01:26:32,288
And I think
Andrew Lloyd Webber's a genius.

1331
01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:38,430
Hello. Hi.
Oh, lovely
to see you again.

1332
01:26:38,494 --> 01:26:40,704
Happy Thanksgiving.
We're just through here.

1333
01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,833
Hey. Hi.
George.
Happy Thanksgiving.

1334
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,868
Happy Thanksgiving.
Do you need any help?

1335
01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:47,673
No. Everything
is absolutely fine.
Oh, what a relief.

1336
01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:50,966
'Cause contrary to stereotype,
I'm an awful cook.
[ Chuckles ]

1337
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:54,139
No. Well, please, please,
just make yourselves
comfortable.

1338
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,649
Or, uh, George,
you could take them
for a walk, you know,

1339
01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,653
while I get ready.

1340
01:26:59,715 --> 01:27:01,915
Well, um, why don't
you two children
go and play somewhere?

1341
01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:04,924
And, uh, I'll stay here
to keep Nina company.

1342
01:27:04,987 --> 01:27:06,917
Eh?
Oh.

1343
01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:10,761
You should tell her,
George.

1344
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:13,356
You don't want to hurt Rodney,
I don't want to hurt Nina.

1345
01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:16,269
I don't want
to exclude Rodney.
That's different.

1346
01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:18,232
[ Sighs ]

1347
01:27:18,301 --> 01:27:21,141
Are you trying
to tell me something?
Because we could stop.

1348
01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:25,573
No. I--
Gee, this isn't easy.

1349
01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:28,511
I promised. I promised her
I'd help her with the baby.

1350
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,777
That's great.
Help her.

1351
01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:33,146
You be the uncle.
You be the godfather.
Ah, you don't--

1352
01:27:33,215 --> 01:27:37,815
No, you don't understand.
I'm more excited about this baby
than anything ever in my life.

1353
01:27:37,886 --> 01:27:40,586
More than me?
Oh, jeez, Paul,
don't make it that way.

1354
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,686
I'm not making it
that way, you are.

1355
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:49,332
I love you very much.

1356
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:55,136
I think we're both
behaving rather well
under the circumstances.

1357
01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:57,773
After all,
it's not always easy...

1358
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:00,510
being alone
in the bedroom next door.

1359
01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:07,779
Next door to George and Paul?
You knew that?

1360
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:10,190
Of course.

1361
01:28:10,252 --> 01:28:14,122
Of course I knew that.
I think Paul's great.
I think he's just great.

1362
01:28:14,189 --> 01:28:16,459
Well, we're all great.

1363
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:19,700
You must think
I'm pretty peculiar.

1364
01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:22,302
[ Chuckles ]
I have opinions
about Shakespeare.

1365
01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:26,125
About other people's lifestyles,
I have absolutely no opinions
whatsoever.

1366
01:28:26,201 --> 01:28:29,301
And I don't think one
should be too hard on oneself...

1367
01:28:29,372 --> 01:28:33,682
if the object
of one's affection...

1368
01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:37,212
returns the favor
with rather...

1369
01:28:37,279 --> 01:28:40,679
less enthusiasm
than one might've hoped.

1370
01:28:40,749 --> 01:28:43,749
But a small observation,
if I may,

1371
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:46,559
from someone old enough
to be your grandfather.

1372
01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:48,922
Oh, you're
not that much older.

1373
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:52,656
Have you noticed that
you're the only woman...

1374
01:28:52,728 --> 01:28:55,428
coming to your
Thanksgiving dinner?

1375
01:28:55,498 --> 01:28:58,868
Yes. All my female friends,
they're either busy
or they have family--

1376
01:28:58,934 --> 01:29:01,674
Don't get defensive.
Have you also noticed...

1377
01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:04,367
that you're the only
practicing heterosexual...

1378
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,540
coming to your
Thanksgiving dinner?

1379
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:12,951
Well, I, uh, I haven't
practised in a while.

1380
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:15,075
I'm serious.

1381
01:29:15,150 --> 01:29:20,620
What happens when all the men
at your Thanksgiving dinner
find other men?

1382
01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:22,929
Who's at your table then?

1383
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,703
Don't fix your life...

1384
01:29:26,762 --> 01:29:28,902
so that you're left alone...

1385
01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:31,434
right when you come
to the middle of it.

1386
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,937
Lord...

1387
01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:43,609
for the erring thought,

1388
01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:46,279
not into evil wrought.

1389
01:29:46,348 --> 01:29:48,618
Lord, for the wicked will,

1390
01:29:48,684 --> 01:29:52,294
betrayed and baffled still.

1391
01:29:52,354 --> 01:29:54,594
For the heart...

1392
01:29:54,657 --> 01:29:57,027
from itself kept,

1393
01:29:57,092 --> 01:30:00,362
our Thanksgiving accept.

1394
01:30:00,429 --> 01:30:05,929
[ Chuckles ]
To Nina and George,
our wonderful new friends.

1395
01:30:06,001 --> 01:30:08,071
To Nina and George.

1396
01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:10,106
To friendship.
Yes.

1397
01:30:10,172 --> 01:30:12,072
[ All ]
To friendship.

1398
01:30:19,982 --> 01:30:21,882
[ Clears Throat ]

1399
01:30:23,886 --> 01:30:26,046
Well,

1400
01:30:26,121 --> 01:30:28,091
Paul,

1401
01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:30,756
I think you and I
ought to be getting going.

1402
01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:34,296
Well, actually, I think
I'm gonna hang out here
for a while.

1403
01:30:34,362 --> 01:30:37,672
[ Rodney ]
Oh, well.
[ Chuckles ]

1404
01:30:39,167 --> 01:30:41,237
[ Paul ]
Is that okay, Rod?

1405
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,213
When would you be getting--

1406
01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:02,959
Yeah. Uh, right.

1407
01:31:03,025 --> 01:31:06,055
Well, thank you...

1408
01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:08,598
for including me
in your holiday.
Thank you for coming.

1409
01:31:08,664 --> 01:31:11,804
Yeah.
Paul.

1410
01:31:13,368 --> 01:31:16,068
Happy Thanksgiving, hmm?
Okay.

1411
01:31:16,138 --> 01:31:18,238
George.
Oh, good night.

1412
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:20,206
Uh, could I walk you
out to the--

1413
01:31:20,275 --> 01:31:22,335
No. I'm fine.
You sure?

1414
01:31:22,410 --> 01:31:24,550
Let me--

1415
01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:26,583
Thanks.
Bye.

1416
01:31:26,649 --> 01:31:29,149
Good night.
Good night.

1417
01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:36,261
Oh, well, let's--
let's get cracking
on these dishes.

1418
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:39,494
That's all right.
I've got it.
I've got it, thank you.

1419
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:47,736
[ George ] You sure?
Yes, definitely.
Good night.

1420
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:59,920
Oh, thank you.

1421
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:04,520
Thank you.

1422
01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:07,317
Absolutely
the best holiday.

1423
01:32:07,389 --> 01:32:09,859
[ Chuckles ]

1424
01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:12,025
I love you.

1425
01:32:12,094 --> 01:32:14,664
[ Water Running ]

1426
01:32:19,935 --> 01:32:22,035
It was a wonderful
dinner, Nina.

1427
01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,044
Thank you.

1428
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,654
[ Dishes Clanking ]

1429
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:44,856
Nina, it's 3:00
in the morning.

1430
01:32:44,927 --> 01:32:47,497
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I wake you?

1431
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,772
No.

1432
01:32:49,832 --> 01:32:51,872
Paul wanted
some ice cream.

1433
01:32:51,934 --> 01:32:54,744
Oh. That is so sweet.
You guys have so much in common.

1434
01:32:54,803 --> 01:32:57,173
[ Clears Throat ]

1435
01:32:57,239 --> 01:32:59,879
Paul thinks, uh,

1436
01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:03,352
you don't like him.
I don't know him.

1437
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:06,211
Y-You seem to like Rodney.

1438
01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:09,051
Well, Rodney is a decent
and intelligent man...

1439
01:33:09,117 --> 01:33:12,247
who is very hurt
and insecure.

1440
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:16,290
We're all very hurt
and insecure.
Who do you know that isn't?

1441
01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:19,328
Paul.
Paul seems to be...

1442
01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:21,464
a totally happy guy.

1443
01:33:21,529 --> 01:33:23,829
- You don't like him.
- Oh, what the hell difference
does it make...

1444
01:33:23,899 --> 01:33:26,229
if I like Paul
or not, George?

1445
01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:28,471
You like Paul
and that's what's important.

1446
01:33:28,536 --> 01:33:31,766
And that's great.
I mean, that is just great.
I just finished my work.

1447
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:35,810
Nina, I slept for months
in this apartment
with you and Vince right there.

1448
01:33:35,878 --> 01:33:37,748
That is different!
How is that different?

1449
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,083
Because you don't tell
a woman that you love her
and two days later,

1450
01:33:40,148 --> 01:33:42,848
bring Romeo home
to sleep with you!
You invited him!

1451
01:33:42,918 --> 01:33:45,148
Yes, and for dinner!
And I invited Rodney too.

1452
01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:47,720
I thought they were a couple!
Oh, come on,
you didn't think that.

1453
01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:51,130
Well, you didn't
tell me otherwise.

1454
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:55,628
Nina, look at me.

1455
01:33:55,698 --> 01:33:59,898
Nina-- Nina, look at me!
I thought we were
going to make up new rules.

1456
01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,268
Yeah, well, they have
to work for both of us.

1457
01:34:02,337 --> 01:34:05,807
- So you can have a man
in your bed, but I can't.
- Oh, God, no, no! You can't!

1458
01:34:05,874 --> 01:34:08,214
You cannot have me
and Paul and this baby.

1459
01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:10,876
Why? Because you deserve
to have it all and I don't?

1460
01:34:10,946 --> 01:34:13,216
No! It's not about
having it all.

1461
01:34:13,281 --> 01:34:16,351
It is about
picking one person
and making it work.

1462
01:34:16,418 --> 01:34:19,288
And when you
are fucking a man
in the next room,

1463
01:34:19,354 --> 01:34:22,024
it makes it pretty clear
the person you don't wanna
make it work with is me.

1464
01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:24,990
Yeah, that's bullshit!
Oh, fuck off, George!

1465
01:34:26,061 --> 01:34:29,901
[ Scoffs ]
You forgot Paul's ice cream!

1466
01:34:31,834 --> 01:34:35,874
** [ "The Wedding March" ]

1467
01:34:54,957 --> 01:34:57,827
[ Laughing, Chattering ]

1468
01:34:59,461 --> 01:35:02,731
Caroline, let's face it.
My little brother is cute.
[ Laughing ]

1469
01:35:02,798 --> 01:35:05,498
And if you can deal
with the 20 women
waiting outside with pistols,

1470
01:35:05,567 --> 01:35:09,467
- I think this union
will succeed brilliantly.
- [ Laughing, Oohing ]

1471
01:35:14,276 --> 01:35:17,876
My friend Nina,
the wisest person I know,

1472
01:35:17,946 --> 01:35:20,116
said to me yesterday...

1473
01:35:20,182 --> 01:35:23,322
"You have to pick one person
and make it work."

1474
01:35:26,621 --> 01:35:28,761
Frank...

1475
01:35:28,824 --> 01:35:31,694
I think you picked
absolutely the right person.

1476
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:34,260
[ Oohs and Aahs ]

1477
01:35:35,864 --> 01:35:39,734
I'd like to propose a toast.

1478
01:35:40,969 --> 01:35:44,009
To the Drs. Frank
and Caroline Colucci Hanson.

1479
01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:46,712
- [ All ]
Hear, hear!
- [ Giggles ]

1480
01:35:46,775 --> 01:35:51,145
[ Applause, Cheering ]

1481
01:35:55,717 --> 01:36:00,157
- Your husband is adorable.
- I can't imagine my husband
still calling me his friend.

1482
01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:10,371
* Life was a song *

1483
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:13,672
* You came along *

1484
01:36:13,735 --> 01:36:15,935
* I've laid awake *

1485
01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:19,914
* The whole night through *

1486
01:36:19,975 --> 01:36:23,445
* If I but dared *

1487
01:36:23,511 --> 01:36:26,011
* To think you cared *

1488
01:36:26,081 --> 01:36:28,681
* This is what *

1489
01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:32,620
* I'd say to you *

1490
01:36:32,687 --> 01:36:38,287
* You were meant for me *

1491
01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:45,167
* I was meant for you *

1492
01:36:45,233 --> 01:36:48,603
* Nature fashioned you *

1493
01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,040
* And when she was done *

1494
01:36:52,107 --> 01:36:55,577
* You were all
the sweet things *

1495
01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:57,453
* Rolled up in one *

1496
01:36:57,512 --> 01:37:03,192
* You're like
a plaintive melody *

1497
01:37:04,786 --> 01:37:10,326
* That never lets me free *

1498
01:37:11,693 --> 01:37:14,933
* For I'm content *

1499
01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:17,827
* The angels
must have sent you *

1500
01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:19,830
* And they meant you *

1501
01:37:19,902 --> 01:37:24,972
* Just for me *

1502
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:27,210
[ Cheering, Applause ]

1503
01:37:27,275 --> 01:37:30,175
**

1504
01:37:47,062 --> 01:37:48,962
[ Woman ]
All right!

1505
01:37:57,039 --> 01:38:01,209
[ Woman ]
Very nicely done.
Very nicely done.

1506
01:38:01,276 --> 01:38:03,306
George, I gotta
get out of here.

1507
01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:12,517
You okay?
[ Sobbing ]
Yeah, I'm okay.

1508
01:38:12,587 --> 01:38:15,087
Are you sure?

1509
01:38:15,157 --> 01:38:17,957
Yeah. I just had
to get out of there.

1510
01:38:18,026 --> 01:38:21,226
I know. Weddings
can be a little much.

1511
01:38:26,634 --> 01:38:28,604
But it works.

1512
01:38:32,774 --> 01:38:34,714
What do you mean?

1513
01:38:34,776 --> 01:38:36,676
[ Sighs ]

1514
01:38:39,514 --> 01:38:42,384
I was watching
Frank and Caroline today,

1515
01:38:44,719 --> 01:38:46,919
and I just kept thinking...

1516
01:38:49,391 --> 01:38:51,631
"This is real.

1517
01:38:53,795 --> 01:38:56,225
And George and I are not."

1518
01:38:57,565 --> 01:38:59,625
[ Sniffles ]

1519
01:39:05,873 --> 01:39:07,983
We're just different.

1520
01:39:09,111 --> 01:39:12,651
But I don't think
that I am that different.

1521
01:39:16,851 --> 01:39:19,391
I want you to be with me.

1522
01:39:21,756 --> 01:39:24,256
I want you to marry me.

1523
01:39:25,593 --> 01:39:29,163
I want you to love me
the way that I love you.

1524
01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:35,367
I don't really wanna see
who you are at all.

1525
01:39:44,879 --> 01:39:46,979
I think you see me.

1526
01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:51,654
Well, then,
tell me the truth.

1527
01:39:51,719 --> 01:39:53,689
What do you want?

1528
01:40:00,162 --> 01:40:02,432
I want Paul.

1529
01:40:04,932 --> 01:40:07,102
[ Sobs ]

1530
01:40:10,738 --> 01:40:15,208
And I want to be able
to look at you and
not feel so hurt by you.

1531
01:40:19,914 --> 01:40:22,624
I'm so sorry.

1532
01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:26,624
The last person in the world
I'd want to hurt is you.

1533
01:40:26,688 --> 01:40:29,218
I know that.
I know.

1534
01:40:29,291 --> 01:40:32,191
You can't choose
who you love.

1535
01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:37,402
I think Paul was
the best thing that ever
happened to us, you know?

1536
01:40:37,465 --> 01:40:39,465
At least he got us
to tell the truth.

1537
01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:42,774
But I-I don't want
to lose you.

1538
01:40:45,340 --> 01:40:48,240
I can't let things
stay the same.

1539
01:40:49,511 --> 01:40:51,511
[ Gasps ]

1540
01:40:57,285 --> 01:41:00,255
Take care, man.
Congratulations, buddy.
Way to go.

1541
01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:10,832
Hey. Sorry.
I got here as fast
as I could.

1542
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:13,998
No, it's okay.
George was with me
the whole time.

1543
01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:17,568
Good.
This is Molly.

1544
01:41:17,639 --> 01:41:20,539
[ Nina ]
There she is.
Oh, hello, Molly.

1545
01:41:20,608 --> 01:41:22,908
I'm your dad.

1546
01:41:22,977 --> 01:41:25,007
Yeah.
[ Coos ]

1547
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:29,579
Shh-sh-shh. Molly, Molly,
hush, hush, hush. It's okay.
You got her?

1548
01:41:29,651 --> 01:41:32,491
It's okay.
It's okay.
I got her.

1549
01:41:32,554 --> 01:41:36,124
* Look for the union label *

1550
01:41:36,191 --> 01:41:38,231
* When you are buying *

1551
01:41:38,293 --> 01:41:41,533
* A coat, dress or blouse *
[ Chuckles ]

1552
01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,726
* Remember somewhere *
Which one of you
is the father?

1553
01:41:43,798 --> 01:41:47,468
* The union's sewing-- **
Vince McBride
is the father.

1554
01:41:47,535 --> 01:41:49,895
Can you come with me?
We have some paperwork for you.

1555
01:41:49,971 --> 01:41:53,781
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.
Hey, you be nice
to your mother, honey.

1556
01:41:53,841 --> 01:41:58,611
Here we go. Ooh, yeah.
There she is. Okay.

1557
01:42:02,650 --> 01:42:04,620
Okay.

1558
01:42:04,686 --> 01:42:08,416
Wonder if Madame Reynolds
has ballroom dancing for babies.
[ Chuckles ]

1559
01:42:08,490 --> 01:42:10,990
[ Chuckles ]
Are you kidding?

1560
01:42:11,058 --> 01:42:13,228
Come here, Molly.

1561
01:42:13,295 --> 01:42:15,655
Let's show mommy
your dancing legs.

1562
01:42:19,934 --> 01:42:23,274
* You were meant *

1563
01:42:23,338 --> 01:42:25,808
* For me *

1564
01:42:28,142 --> 01:42:31,712
* And I was meant *

1565
01:42:31,779 --> 01:42:34,449
* For you **

1566
01:42:35,617 --> 01:42:38,687
George, when were you
planning on moving out?

1567
01:42:40,087 --> 01:42:42,287
I don't know.
[ Chuckles ]

1568
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,828
I think you should go
before I get home.

1569
01:42:48,630 --> 01:42:51,530
Well, uh, are you--
are you sure?

1570
01:42:51,599 --> 01:42:54,299
I can stay until
you and Molly get settled.

1571
01:42:54,369 --> 01:42:58,969
No. I don't want you there.
We'll be fine.

1572
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:03,210
It's time for Molly and me
to get on with our lives.

1573
01:43:07,982 --> 01:43:09,882
I'll speak to Paul.

1574
01:43:11,152 --> 01:43:13,622
Thank you.

1575
01:43:13,688 --> 01:43:15,788
[ Molly Coos ]

1576
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:21,534
You're a very lucky girl,
Molly McBride Borowski.

1577
01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:24,726
You have the world's
best mommy.

1578
01:43:32,039 --> 01:43:34,179
Bye, Nina.

1579
01:43:34,242 --> 01:43:36,612
Bye, George.

1580
01:43:45,387 --> 01:43:47,517
Head up, young person.

1581
01:43:59,334 --> 01:44:02,974
Hi. Hi, Molly.

1582
01:44:06,374 --> 01:44:08,584
I love you.

1583
01:44:13,515 --> 01:44:15,545
[ Chattering ]
Hello, I'm George Hanson,

1584
01:44:15,617 --> 01:44:18,417
principal of the Prospect Park
Cooperative School.

1585
01:44:18,486 --> 01:44:21,456
We want to welcome you
to our annual music celebration.

1586
01:44:21,523 --> 01:44:24,363
[ Applause, Cheering ]
And now, on with the show!

1587
01:44:24,426 --> 01:44:26,486
[ Cheering, Applause
Continues ]

1588
01:44:26,561 --> 01:44:29,261
* Listen as your day unfolds *

1589
01:44:29,331 --> 01:44:31,631
* Challenge what
your future holds *

1590
01:44:31,699 --> 01:44:36,499
* Try to keep your head
up to the sky *

1591
01:44:36,571 --> 01:44:39,411
* People they may
cause you tears *

1592
01:44:39,474 --> 01:44:42,444
* Go ahead
Release your fears *

1593
01:44:42,510 --> 01:44:46,250
* Stand up and be counted
Don't be ashamed to cry *

1594
01:44:46,314 --> 01:44:49,624
* You gotta be
You gotta be bad *

1595
01:44:49,684 --> 01:44:52,754
* You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser *
Molly!

1596
01:44:52,820 --> 01:44:55,160
* You gotta be hard *
* Hard *

1597
01:44:55,222 --> 01:44:58,162
* You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger *
* Tough, stronger *

1598
01:44:58,225 --> 01:45:01,825
* You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm *
* Cool, calm *

1599
01:45:01,896 --> 01:45:05,396
* You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know *
* Together *

1600
01:45:05,467 --> 01:45:08,367
* Love will save the day *
* Save the day *

1601
01:45:08,436 --> 01:45:10,506
* Herald what
your mother said *

1602
01:45:10,572 --> 01:45:12,942
* Readin' the books
your father read *

1603
01:45:13,007 --> 01:45:17,947
* Try to solve the puzzles
in your own sweet time *
Go, Molly! Go, Molly!

1604
01:45:18,012 --> 01:45:20,652
* Some may have
more cash than you *
[ Laughs ]

1605
01:45:20,715 --> 01:45:23,345
* Others take a different view *

1606
01:45:23,418 --> 01:45:28,918
* My oh my, hey, hey *

1607
01:45:28,990 --> 01:45:31,530
Whoo! Molly! Yay!

1608
01:45:31,593 --> 01:45:34,403
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1609
01:45:34,462 --> 01:45:37,132
* You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough *

1610
01:45:37,198 --> 01:45:39,128
* You gotta be stronger **

1611
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:41,000
I gotta go.
I have an audition.

1612
01:45:41,068 --> 01:45:43,168
What time are you
gonna be home?
Right after yoga.

1613
01:45:43,237 --> 01:45:45,867
Look, are you sure
you don't mind? You had
me over last Saturday.

1614
01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:48,980
Oh, hey, Rodney,
you're family, man.
Of course not. Yeah.

1615
01:45:49,043 --> 01:45:51,653
[ Sally ]
Constance, why can't I
get a ring in my nose?

1616
01:45:51,713 --> 01:45:53,683
Sally, get straight inside.
This is a very bad neighborhood.

1617
01:45:53,748 --> 01:45:55,778
This is a fucking
great neighborhood.

1618
01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:58,120
My name is not Constance.
It's Mother.
What is with the "fucking"?

1619
01:45:58,185 --> 01:45:59,985
Nina, don't forget
dinner Thursday.

1620
01:46:00,054 --> 01:46:02,124
Umberto Eco
and Sharon Stone are coming.
Oh, goody.

1621
01:46:02,189 --> 01:46:05,159
I got a bidding war going
for Sharon's memoirs.
She's great. You'd love her.

1622
01:46:05,226 --> 01:46:07,696
Good-bye, Louis.
Good to see you again.
Nina, two seconds.

1623
01:46:07,762 --> 01:46:09,932
Louis...
[ Indistinct ]

1624
01:46:09,997 --> 01:46:13,597
There's someone who's coming
I want you to meet, so--
Why? I am with Louis.

1625
01:46:13,668 --> 01:46:17,468
Sweetie, you've made your point.
It's time to move on.
Get your hair cut.

1626
01:46:17,539 --> 01:46:21,039
Sidney? Sidney!
Let's go.
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1627
01:46:21,108 --> 01:46:24,978
- Molly, you were great.
Perfect.
- [ Constance ] Sidney!

1628
01:46:25,046 --> 01:46:27,946
Coming. Coming.
You were just ter--
I love that hat.

1629
01:46:28,015 --> 01:46:30,045
Can I give you a ride?

1630
01:46:30,117 --> 01:46:33,557
No. I'm not going to use
taxpayer dollars to fund
my personal transportation.

1631
01:46:33,621 --> 01:46:36,461
I'll take the subway,
thank you.
Oh, well.

1632
01:46:36,524 --> 01:46:39,464
Suit yourself, Vince.
I will see you at home.

1633
01:46:39,527 --> 01:46:41,697
Bye, Molly.
Great job.
Bye, Louis.

1634
01:46:41,763 --> 01:46:43,833
Bye-bye.
Bye, Louis.

1635
01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:47,768
Nina, I am the only man
in your life who ever
made any sense.

1636
01:46:47,835 --> 01:46:49,835
- You know that, right?
- I do know that.

1637
01:46:49,904 --> 01:46:52,574
Mm, okay.
Bye-bye, sweetheart.

1638
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,910
Bye, Daddy.
I love you.

1639
01:46:54,976 --> 01:46:57,136
George!

1640
01:46:57,211 --> 01:47:00,981
Great show.
Love your work.

1641
01:47:01,048 --> 01:47:03,218
Oh, hey, do you guys
want to come over for dinner
Saturday night?

1642
01:47:03,284 --> 01:47:06,254
Rodney's coming.
Oh, that sounds great.
I'll ask Paul.

1643
01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:10,420
Okay.
Uncle George, I had more people
come see me than anyone.

1644
01:47:10,492 --> 01:47:14,462
Yeah?
I had Mommy and Daddy, Louis,
Uncle Rodney, Uncle Sidney--

1645
01:47:14,529 --> 01:47:16,859
Honey, you are just
the luckiest little girl.

1646
01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:19,631
Yeah. And if you
ever need any advice,
ask Auntie Constance.

1647
01:47:19,701 --> 01:47:21,641
She knows everything.
Oh, stop it.

1648
01:47:21,703 --> 01:47:24,343
[ Man ]
* Life was a song *

1649
01:47:24,405 --> 01:47:27,235
* You came along *

1650
01:47:27,308 --> 01:47:31,808
* I lay awake
the whole night through *
Okay.

1651
01:47:31,879 --> 01:47:33,879
You wanna go
grab some coffee?
Yeah.

1652
01:47:33,948 --> 01:47:37,348
You guys always
go for coffee.
All you do is talk.

1653
01:47:37,418 --> 01:47:40,018
Well, excuse me,
but we like talking.

1654
01:47:40,087 --> 01:47:42,987
Yeah. Did--
You know, Nina, do you ever
just wanna touch her nose?

1655
01:47:43,057 --> 01:47:45,687
It's just like
a little tulip.
Don't you dare start with her.

1656
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:47,800
It looks nothing
like a tulip. Come on.

1657
01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:51,002
* If I should dare *
Mommy, I can do
George's job.

1658
01:47:51,065 --> 01:47:53,165
* To think you care *
You can?

1659
01:47:53,234 --> 01:47:55,444
* This is what *
Really?

1660
01:47:55,503 --> 01:47:58,873
* I'd say *
Yep. "Welcome to the...

1661
01:47:58,940 --> 01:48:02,710
Prospect Park
Cooperative School..."
[ Indistinct ]

1662
01:48:02,777 --> 01:48:07,477
* You were meant *

1663
01:48:07,549 --> 01:48:12,949
* For me *

1664
01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:16,120
* And I *

1665
01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,530
* Was meant *

1666
01:48:18,593 --> 01:48:24,473
* For you *

1667
01:48:24,532 --> 01:48:29,402
* Nature fashioned you *

1668
01:48:29,470 --> 01:48:33,070
* And when she was done *

1669
01:48:34,942 --> 01:48:39,282
* You were all
those good things *

1670
01:48:39,346 --> 01:48:42,616
* Rolled into one *

1671
01:48:42,684 --> 01:48:48,394
* You're like a plaintive *

1672
01:48:48,455 --> 01:48:53,255
* Melody *

1673
01:48:53,327 --> 01:48:58,367
* That never lets *

1674
01:48:58,432 --> 01:49:03,372
* Me be *

1675
01:49:03,437 --> 01:49:07,777
* I'm content *

1676
01:49:07,842 --> 01:49:12,182
* The angels
must have sent you *

1677
01:49:12,246 --> 01:49:15,546
* And they meant you *

1678
01:49:15,617 --> 01:49:21,387
* Just for me *

1679
01:49:21,455 --> 01:49:36,365
**

1680
01:49:36,437 --> 01:49:51,147
**

1681
01:49:51,218 --> 01:49:56,488
**

1682
01:49:56,557 --> 01:50:00,927
* You're like a plaintive *

1683
01:50:02,163 --> 01:50:06,673
* Melody *

1684
01:50:06,734 --> 01:50:11,074
* That never lets *

1685
01:50:11,138 --> 01:50:14,078
* Me be *

1686
01:50:16,210 --> 01:50:20,080
* I'm content *

1687
01:50:20,147 --> 01:50:24,517
* The angels
must have sent you *

1688
01:50:24,585 --> 01:50:30,315
* And they meant you *

1689
01:50:30,391 --> 01:50:32,991
* Just *

1690
01:50:33,060 --> 01:50:36,760
* For *

1691
01:50:36,831 --> 01:50:42,741
* Me **