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I'll be right there.

2
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Gets so tiring going out.
I thought we'd eat here.

3
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- I know the maitre d' at the lvy.
- That's so trendy.

4
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- Do you like Vienna sausages?
- Yeah. Do you smell burning hair?

5
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This wine is so good. You can drink
all you want and not get drunk.

6
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Yeah.

7
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A big local hit in South Dakota.
What are your favorite TV shows?

8
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<i>- I love The Flintstones.
- I love The Flintstones too! That's so good.</i>

9
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- Do you like walks in the park?
- In the rain!

10
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<i>I want you to see The Music Man because...</i>

11
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<i>- I love The Music Man.
- Isn't Robert Preston good?</i>

12
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He's so good.
Do you love Smashing Pumpkins?

13
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I love to do that.
Have you ever had a shiatsu massage?

14
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- I love you so much!
- I love you!

15
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- I'm so alive!
- I've never been alive until now.

16
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Never till now.

17
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But I worry about our age difference.

18
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- What is age? It's a state of mind.
- That's the way I feel.

19
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Who cares if when I hit my sexual peak
you'll be 70?

20
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I know! It's Bogey and Bacall.

21
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Who?

22
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I promise to never play mind games
with your head.

23
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You are so today.

24
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- I want to make love to you!
- I do too!

25
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- I want you so much!
- I want you!

26
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- But I worry.
- Our love is bigger than worry.

27
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- I worry about the scenes.
- The scenes?

28
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If we're gonna shoot the new scenes.

29
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It's so hard to make love,
to give yourself to a man.

30
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It's the woman who's entered,
the woman who's violated.

31
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I so understand that.

32
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To know that the man inside you
is part of you...

33
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...and that he would not prevent
the added scenes of yours from being shot.

34
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- We're doing the scenes.
- We are?

35
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We're doing them 'cause...

36
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...you're brilliant. I want you in this movie,
and this movie is your movie.

37
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Let me just go get ready.

38
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I love you.

39
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I'll never use you.

40
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I will never abuse your trust.

41
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Thank you, Daisy.

42
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Not at all, not at all.

43
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Are we almost ready?

44
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Are you seeing the fireplace?

45
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We should light the fireplace.

46
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Is this a good mark?

47
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Daisy, my sweetness.

48
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Hi, how are you?

49
00:04:15,644 --> 00:04:17,387
- Hi.
- Are you okay?

50
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- Do you want to relax first or shoot?
- Shoot.

51
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You have such a good work ethic.
I so admire that.

52
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Here's your mark, it's a little small.
Will you be okay...

53
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All right, yeah.

54
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We have a very important scene.

55
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This is one of the hot scenes
that is about heat and...

56
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...chemistry.

57
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So it's the artistic portion of the film.

58
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Right, so give her a little room,
react normally, be sensitive above all...

59
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...because in this scene
Daisy's gonna take off her blouse.

60
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All right. There's your mark.

61
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The scene is, you're not sure
if you still love Keith...

62
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...but you offer yourself to him
in order to save the planet.

63
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Right up here. We're starting here.

64
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Pan up. And roll sound.

65
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- All right, let's go.
- Speed.

66
00:05:09,368 --> 00:05:11,859
- Mark.
- You're not sure if you love him...

67
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...but you want to save the planet,
and, action.

68
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Keith, I don't know what's right anymore.

69
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All I know is I have feelings
that make me need you.

70
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Need you now!

71
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Awesome!

72
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You're doing great!

73
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You're gonna be a star.

74
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And, cut.

75
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How's this, Boss?

76
00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,933
What's going on with him?

77
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The alien arrival scene is next
and Kit hasn't called in.

78
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Someone must know where he is.

79
00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:28,984
I know where Kit Ramsey's going
to be this afternoon.

80
00:06:31,831 --> 00:06:32,827
You do?

81
00:06:32,999 --> 00:06:36,867
At 4:00 he's going to be
at Max's clothing store for a photo.

82
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Every day I get an offer on this thing.
It's the only one in L.A.

83
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- It's a beauty.
- Not a scratch. An award-winner.

84
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- Sold three cars to get this.
- You have a great eye for cars.

85
00:06:54,105 --> 00:06:57,723
My wife tried to take it in the divorce.
That would have really hurt.

86
00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,024
- Who got the kids?
- She did.

87
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Wait here a minute.

88
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- Manager in?
- No, he's home today.

89
00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:40,987
That's odd. We have a permit
to shoot here today.

90
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Weird. We'll just start loading
in the equipment.

91
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- You want me to call him?
- No, I'll call him from the cell phone.

92
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There's a guy in there who's vacuuming.
Tell him you're from the studio.

93
00:08:07,099 --> 00:08:09,721
- Who's in charge here?
- I am.

94
00:08:10,186 --> 00:08:13,222
- Do you have a permit to film here today?
- Yeah.

95
00:08:13,314 --> 00:08:14,892
May I see it, please?

96
00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:20,018
Can I talk to you for a second?
Did you ever think about acting?

97
00:08:43,721 --> 00:08:46,177
- This is it. Roll it.
- Mark!

98
00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:53,429
Action!

99
00:09:06,329 --> 00:09:09,164
That time away really helped calm my ass.

100
00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,704
Thought I was startin' to crack up.

101
00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:14,331
You ever think, there are no conspiracies?

102
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:17,671
Maybe there's no aliens.
Everything's just as it seems.

103
00:09:17,841 --> 00:09:20,463
Being alone, by myself, in a chamber...

104
00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,595
<i>That was really helpful to me.</i>

105
00:09:23,681 --> 00:09:25,922
Freddy? Where the hell... Freddy?

106
00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:29,101
- Freddy!
- Hey, you!

107
00:09:30,062 --> 00:09:32,518
- Kincaid!
- Freddy!

108
00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:37,270
- You heard me, Kincaid!
- Freddy, don't play with me.

109
00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:39,022
Nice try, Kincaid.

110
00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:42,194
Don't act dumb. Where's the plutonium?

111
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:47,663
That plutonium is mine. It's registered
to be used for religious purposes.

112
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,914
You actually have some plutonium?

113
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,376
He has plutonium?

114
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,705
Don't play around.

115
00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:56,414
Freddy's about to have his guts replaced
with alien hardware.

116
00:09:56,674 --> 00:10:00,174
- Aliens?
- They told me you were dead!

117
00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:02,219
And now you are dead!

118
00:10:07,602 --> 00:10:11,435
Keith, whenever you kill a pod person,
another one takes its place!

119
00:10:11,565 --> 00:10:14,851
- You won't take me in your spaceship!
- I love you!

120
00:10:15,027 --> 00:10:16,652
Keith! Keith!

121
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,485
I love you!

122
00:10:20,699 --> 00:10:22,242
Stay with him!

123
00:10:26,831 --> 00:10:30,450
I came down because I wanted
to see them shoot you today.

124
00:10:30,669 --> 00:10:32,211
Shoot me today?

125
00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:34,418
My darling! Please, Keith!

126
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,461
Let me love you! My darling baby!

127
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,093
Come with me!

128
00:10:44,892 --> 00:10:46,470
He's coming! Stay with him.

129
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,891
Keith!

130
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,689
He's coming in here!

131
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,693
Cut!

132
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:08,406
Lyle, you might have won an Emmy,
but that doesn't mean anything here.

133
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,537
I need to see the moment
where you realize he loves you.

134
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,832
He's embroidering for you.
Doesn't that affect you in your heart?

135
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,882
- Doesn't that make you...
- Kit Ramsey!

136
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,960
Over here. I got the car running.

137
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,212
- Freddy, show me your guts!
- What?

138
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,845
Show me your guts right now!

139
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,017
Pod people are all over the place!

140
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,646
Pod people?

141
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,015
Come on. We're gonna shoot scene 35!

142
00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:34,938
Keith!

143
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,693
Who the hell is Keith? Open the door!

144
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,696
Keith!

145
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:47,827
Go, go, Freddy!

146
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:51,535
Cut!

147
00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:56,134
I must say...

148
00:11:56,218 --> 00:12:00,086
...I am becoming more and more
impressed with Mr. Ramsey's acting style.

149
00:12:00,181 --> 00:12:01,723
I'm learning a lot from him.

150
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:05,058
- I haven't done much of anything.
- What are you talking about?

151
00:12:05,144 --> 00:12:07,303
You look like Kit Ramsey. That's talent.

152
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,603
Not everybody could look like Kit Ramsey.

153
00:12:09,691 --> 00:12:11,933
Robert DeNiro
could not look like Kit Ramsey.

154
00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:13,651
He annoys me anyway.

155
00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:16,275
If I go to the store to get some coffee...

156
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:19,235
...I know that I'm the one
who'll get the coffee.

157
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:21,569
I'm the one that got the coffee.

158
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:24,699
I made sure the napkin was in the bag.

159
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,958
I made sure there was cream,
there was sugar in the bag.

160
00:12:28,044 --> 00:12:30,665
I did it. Me! You know?

161
00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:35,172
It's weird for...
To get credit for lookin' like somebody.

162
00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:38,133
- What is that?
- That's a gift!

163
00:12:38,847 --> 00:12:42,465
I don't know how much of a gift it is.
I am his brother.

164
00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:48,136
That's what's so great
about working with you guys.

165
00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:51,767
Whenever someone finds out
I'm related to Kit Ramsey...

166
00:12:51,861 --> 00:12:55,277
...they want me to introduce them to him,
and I can understand that.

167
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:59,576
But it feels good to have somebody
like you for you.

168
00:12:59,661 --> 00:13:01,654
It's great. I feel great.

169
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:08,076
- You get along with your brother?
- Yeah.

170
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,922
We haven't seen him in a while.
He's been so busy.

171
00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:13,046
He's crankin' them out, back-to-back.

172
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:16,088
He didn't even come home
for last Christmas.

173
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:19,633
- I'm sorry, darling.
- That's okay.

174
00:13:20,308 --> 00:13:24,602
I'm here with this fantastic group of people
who accept me for who I am.

175
00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:28,471
Just the poor, stupid brother of someone
who everybody loves.

176
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:38,072
So, are you from a show-business family?

177
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,275
We're screwed.

178
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:43,119
We luck into the brother
of the world's hottest movie star...

179
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,333
...but I have a conscience.
- Don't be so hard on yourself.

180
00:13:46,419 --> 00:13:48,162
You hear him? He's an innocent.

181
00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:50,579
He told us how much he loved us.

182
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,548
I just can't do it.

183
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:56,713
I gotta take the camera back.
You'll work it out.

184
00:13:57,681 --> 00:13:59,223
I can't do it.

185
00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:03,143
<i>What I like is Citizen Kane.
Very good movie.</i>

186
00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:06,513
<i>What's good is Apocalypse Now.</i>

187
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:09,524
<i>Godfather. Dr. Strangelove.</i>

188
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,947
<i>- Stanley Kubrick.
- A Clockwork Orange.</i>

189
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:14,525
Mr. Bowfinger.

190
00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:17,992
Mr. Bowfinger, I got something to tell you.

191
00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:20,445
I have something to tell you.
Come over here.

192
00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:23,030
- Can I talk first?
- All right, all right.

193
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:26,378
Being Kit Ramsey's brother...

194
00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:29,379
...sometimes it has its fringe benefits.

195
00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:31,507
How do you mean?

196
00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:36,795
You'll never guess
who I had intercourse with in the van.

197
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:47,189
Isn't that cool?

198
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:52,860
She gave me the works.
She is the most inventive girl.

199
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:56,573
- Can I see you in my office?
- Yeah, sure. She's so strong.

200
00:14:56,744 --> 00:14:59,698
She's pure power and speed. Real hot.

201
00:15:01,749 --> 00:15:03,706
I got an errand for you.

202
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:08,244
Go to Starbucks,
and I want you to get some coffee.

203
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,462
Go to Starbucks and get some coffee.

204
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:13,385
- You're gonna need napkins for everybody.
- I got that.

205
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:16,803
Call your brother,
find out where he's going today.

206
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,013
Find out where Kit's going.

207
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:22,850
- Then pick up pencils from store...
- Pencils from the store.

208
00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:24,563
Then sharpen the pencils.

209
00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:26,522
- You got it?
- Yeah, I got it.

210
00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:30,649
Coffee, napkins, stationery,
find out where my brother's going.

211
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,116
- Ride like the wind.
- I'm gone, man! Gone!

212
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:36,988
I want to see you.

213
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,452
- We are finished. We are over.
- How come?

214
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:47,372
- You had sex with Jiff.
- So?

215
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:51,169
- Never thought of it that way.
- I'll see you tonight at 8:00?

216
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,126
Okay.

217
00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:38,340
There's someone who thinks
he should talk to you.

218
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:40,724
He says it concerns Kit Ramsey.

219
00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:52,695
This is Bob, a Level Six.
He's been with us for four years.

220
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,704
There's something he wants to tell you.

221
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:03,167
- Jack, just taking her out for a wash.
- Okay.

222
00:17:19,062 --> 00:17:22,727
We still have this one last scene,
the big ending or we don't have a movie.

223
00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:25,853
- I know what else we don't have.
- What?

224
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,524
Permission.

225
00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:32,697
Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea...

226
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,870
...he was in that vampire movie
till two years later?

227
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:37,785
Hello?

228
00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:39,994
Hi, Jiff.

229
00:17:43,046 --> 00:17:46,664
He's leaving his house at 4:45
to go to MindHead. Great work.

230
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,920
Now, we really need those pencils, buddy.

231
00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:53,219
I will see you at the location.

232
00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:56,179
We are about to shoot
the final scene in this movie.

233
00:17:56,268 --> 00:17:58,427
I just talked with Kit. He is very excited.

234
00:17:58,521 --> 00:18:00,976
So know your jobs. Don't screw up.
Let's go.

235
00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:03,141
We have one hour to get there.

236
00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:06,936
Make sure Slater has finished painting
that car! Let's go!

237
00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:09,860
- Can I talk to you about the scene?
- Sure.

238
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,487
This is a hard scene for Kit.

239
00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:15,199
He probably won't want
to get in that car with you.

240
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:17,958
He'll probably really resist
because of his character.

241
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,999
So you have to be very persuasive...

242
00:18:20,085 --> 00:18:22,921
Because he doesn't know
he's in the movie.

243
00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:28,421
I know what's going on.
I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.

244
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,175
I'm not mad.

245
00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:34,637
- I'm working, aren't I?
- But...

246
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:38,145
Who told you?

247
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,188
We're packed and loaded.

248
00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:41,430
Hi, honey.

249
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:45,518
Hi, sweetie. Will you make sure
my makeup case is in the van?

250
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:52,070
Let's hit it!

251
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,557
Anybody want a Frostee Freeze?

252
00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:57,308
I look like I want
some damn Frostee Freeze?

253
00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:08,275
Holy shit!

254
00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:12,321
- Reverse it!
- I got it.

255
00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:15,530
Hold on!

256
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:18,664
What the hell?

257
00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:26,712
It's the dead guy!

258
00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:42,775
Please don't let me die!

259
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:53,450
This is awesome!

260
00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:19,065
It's going down!

261
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:22,522
Right now, it's going down.
I'm so glad you're here.

262
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,400
- I'm Kit Ramsey!
- That's Kit Ramsey.

263
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:27,484
You know who I am, right?

264
00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:30,319
Please, one at a time. I can't hear you.

265
00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,782
<i>I'm Number 13 on Premiere's power list.
What are you doin'?</i>

266
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,868
Tough guys like you
don't get far in this world.

267
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:40,626
We've been getting pursued
by alien forces!

268
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,122
Aliens!

269
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:08,275
I should never have slept with the alien
life form from the star system Neon!

270
00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:19,077
Shit!

271
00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:25,093
My gonads! My gonads!

272
00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:29,967
Keith, there's only one way out of this.
Follow me!

273
00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:34,188
Kiss you? Now?

274
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,564
Danger really turns you on!

275
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,362
Get in the car.

276
00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:44,692
We must get to the alien antenna
before the summer solstice!

277
00:22:44,784 --> 00:22:47,489
You best hurry! I'm Keith.

278
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,233
That way, Carol. This way.

279
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,541
Bill, we're here! Put the tripod there.
All right, ready?

280
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:36,618
We gotta eat.
How we could know if we're starving?

281
00:23:36,714 --> 00:23:40,333
I needed love, love so strong,
but the alien embryos had already...

282
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:41,969
Hit the lights!

283
00:23:45,015 --> 00:23:46,094
Action.

284
00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:49,180
Get out!

285
00:23:51,355 --> 00:23:53,146
There's the alien antenna.

286
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,853
That's where you must go to say,
"Gotcha, suckers!"

287
00:23:55,943 --> 00:23:58,613
If you don't, we will all become pod people.

288
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,320
Cut! Let's move the camera.

289
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:05,240
They will impregnate everyone,
including the CIA and the FBI!

290
00:24:06,287 --> 00:24:09,288
Soon as you're set,
start rolling on the stairwell.

291
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,412
In here!

292
00:24:16,882 --> 00:24:20,049
They're all aliens worshipping
their false gods.

293
00:24:24,473 --> 00:24:26,597
- Come on! Come on!
- No! No!

294
00:24:27,518 --> 00:24:29,891
<i>Keep running since you're
with the one person...</i>

295
00:24:29,979 --> 00:24:31,308
I got them.

296
00:24:33,983 --> 00:24:34,683
Shit!

297
00:24:34,776 --> 00:24:36,520
Cut to the stairwell.

298
00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:40,063
<i>Then I realized it was you
that I loved and...</i>

299
00:24:41,241 --> 00:24:43,199
The roof is your next shot.

300
00:24:44,828 --> 00:24:46,489
Bastard! Bastard!

301
00:24:47,122 --> 00:24:49,530
- No, no, I'm Keith!
- Bastard!

302
00:24:55,256 --> 00:24:56,371
<i>Stop it!</i>

303
00:24:57,634 --> 00:24:58,748
Stop it!

304
00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:10,266
Shit!

305
00:25:11,899 --> 00:25:14,057
She was from the planet Neon!

306
00:25:14,569 --> 00:25:16,691
Don't bring that shit over here!

307
00:25:16,904 --> 00:25:17,900
<i>Put that down!</i>

308
00:25:17,989 --> 00:25:19,862
Cut! Okay, outside.

309
00:25:20,909 --> 00:25:22,451
Drop that shit!

310
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:29,834
We must run. We have only 40 seconds!

311
00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:39,298
This is it. We only need one shot.

312
00:25:48,313 --> 00:25:50,721
Only one thing can stop them now.

313
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,556
- Lf you say, "Gotcha, suckers!"
- What?

314
00:25:54,402 --> 00:25:56,609
- Put your hands right here.
- What?

315
00:25:56,697 --> 00:25:58,690
Go! Cue the pyrotechnics.

316
00:26:01,577 --> 00:26:02,608
Shit!

317
00:26:02,703 --> 00:26:04,530
My God! It's time!

318
00:26:05,915 --> 00:26:08,488
Look into the sky and say,
"Gotcha, suckers!"

319
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,829
Kincaid!

320
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,386
Gotcha, suckers!

321
00:26:19,513 --> 00:26:21,091
Come on, say it.

322
00:26:24,268 --> 00:26:25,846
Come on, say it!

323
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:15,728
It seems the paranoid
are sometimes actually being followed.

324
00:27:16,323 --> 00:27:18,612
This film is only for Madagascar and Iran...

325
00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:21,655
...neither of which
accept American copyright law.

326
00:27:21,829 --> 00:27:24,949
Terry! I'm Keith Kincaid.

327
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,743
I saved the world.

328
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:30,545
I saved it.

329
00:27:45,896 --> 00:27:50,605
I have eight brothers, four sisters,
and no job! I'm screwed!

330
00:27:50,693 --> 00:27:53,564
There's no movie!
I can't believe there's no movie!

331
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,896
I didn't look for work,
I thought I was working.

332
00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:59,573
- I showed my breasts on film. For what?
- I'm a felon.

333
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:02,663
My friends, I have a cousin who's a lawyer.

334
00:28:02,956 --> 00:28:06,456
I say we take action. We sue. Sue! Sue!

335
00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:08,995
Carol, what do you think?

336
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:13,503
I think...

337
00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:18,134
I think it was a beautiful lie.

338
00:28:41,998 --> 00:28:43,741
It could've worked.

339
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,748
Boss, what you want me to do
with this stuff?

340
00:28:52,842 --> 00:28:54,503
- What is it?
- It's the film.

341
00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:57,465
I told him to follow Kit around
and get some random shots.

342
00:28:57,556 --> 00:28:59,845
You never know. We could've used it.

343
00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:01,297
The trash is outside.

344
00:29:01,393 --> 00:29:04,181
- I wanna take a look at it.
- Why hurt ourselves?

345
00:29:04,271 --> 00:29:06,348
We need Kit Ramsey's permission.

346
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,525
Why didn't someone bring that up
to me at some point?

347
00:29:10,695 --> 00:29:12,688
<i>Hold up, hold up.</i>

348
00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:21,204
Useless. A tennis-playing alien fighter.

349
00:29:27,713 --> 00:29:29,124
Nice work, guys.

350
00:29:29,257 --> 00:29:32,258
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger.
We used a Pro-Mist...

351
00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:36,388
...and tried to open up the aperture
to give him a rim light.

352
00:29:43,271 --> 00:29:44,896
What's he doing?

353
00:29:57,495 --> 00:30:00,068
I think we just got our permission.

354
00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:19,677
<i>Hey, Laker Girls.</i>

355
00:30:26,442 --> 00:30:27,985
<i>It's not funny!</i>

356
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:45,834
You realize all courts in the country
would consider this blackmail!

357
00:30:49,092 --> 00:30:53,255
I don't know anything about blackmail.
I'm just a guy with a great film.

358
00:30:53,346 --> 00:30:55,801
I need a shot of Kit saying,
"Gotcha, suckers"...

359
00:30:55,891 --> 00:30:57,515
...and a couple of close-ups.

360
00:30:57,601 --> 00:31:01,812
Or we'll use a shot of Kit wagging his thing
at the Laker Girls.

361
00:31:02,022 --> 00:31:04,394
Which is a great ending.

362
00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:06,855
Though not such a good ending for Kit.

363
00:31:06,944 --> 00:31:09,482
It could sort of stop his money flow...

364
00:31:09,572 --> 00:31:14,198
...and possibly make that family film
he's about to do, just...

365
00:31:19,457 --> 00:31:21,664
We'll have to think about it.

366
00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:27,578
We'll have to think about it, for Kit.

367
00:31:32,387 --> 00:31:34,961
Now that you've had time
to think about it...

368
00:31:35,057 --> 00:31:38,925
...what do you and the other fellows
here at MindFu... Head think?

369
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,017
Good to see you.

370
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,690
This way.

371
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,585
Not bad seats at all!

372
00:33:04,694 --> 00:33:07,565
<i>CIA operative, Todd Delmonico...</i>

373
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:11,316
<i>... drove his '53 Buick to meet Keith Kincaid.</i>

374
00:33:12,786 --> 00:33:14,280
<i>Kincaid!</i>

375
00:33:14,621 --> 00:33:16,745
<i>It had rained that day.</i>

376
00:33:16,957 --> 00:33:20,457
<i>But was it normal rain?
Or was it Chubby Rain?</i>

377
00:33:20,753 --> 00:33:23,374
<i>- Freddy?
- You heard me there, Kincaid.</i>

378
00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:25,330
<i>Freddy?</i>

379
00:33:29,012 --> 00:33:32,879
<i>Freddy's about to have his guts replaced
with alien hardware!</i>

380
00:33:55,582 --> 00:33:57,076
<i>Gotcha, suckers!</i>

381
00:34:15,103 --> 00:34:17,558
A hit. A hit.

382
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,374
Hey, you guys!

383
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,506
I want you to meet somebody.

384
00:34:46,052 --> 00:34:48,626
This is Farrah.
Farrah and I met at the premiere.

385
00:34:48,721 --> 00:34:51,925
Farrah's one of the most powerful lesbians
in Hollywood.

386
00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:53,597
Bravo!

387
00:35:03,404 --> 00:35:05,646
I can't talk to you right now.

388
00:36:18,525 --> 00:36:22,061
It's an offer to direct a movie in Taiwan
starring Kit Ramsey's brother.

389
00:36:22,154 --> 00:36:24,231
Oh, my God! Are you serious?

390
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,241
We're goin' to Taiwan!

391
00:37:33,814 --> 00:37:35,189
Jiff! Jiff!

392
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,289
Good to see you again, brother.