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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn.
Um, I got one.
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VANELLOPE:
Great, but can you make it
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a little more challenging
this time?
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RALPH: Okay. Check this out.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I spy with my little eye...
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something yellow...
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and round,
and it eats dots.
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VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS)
Seriously, Ralph?
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RALPH: Yeah, seriously.
You're never gonna get it.
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VANELLOPE: Well, obviously,
it's Pac-Man.
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RALPH: No, that's not...
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Why is that obvious?
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.
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I can name two things.
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Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man.
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Boom!
I accept your apology.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?
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- Yeah, you got me.
- (VANELLOPE LAUGHS)
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VANELLOPE: Knew it.
All right, riddle me this...
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?
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No way. Look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti.
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I don't know.
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,
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I might agree...
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but look at those
two very specific
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tuffets of shin hair...
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poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.
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RALPH:
You're totally right, kid.
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.
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I rest my case.
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My mind is blown!
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Let's go get a root beer.
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RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.
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- (BURPS)
- Ooh!
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Nice one. Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I think I got one
in the chamber.
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- (BURPS LOUDLY)
- Ew!
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- Gross.
- Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
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Doesn't that game
have a virus?
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No. I'm sure
they fixed it.
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- (LASERS ZAPPING)
- VANELLOPE: Whoo!
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!
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Hey, wait for me!
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(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(DISTORTED WHOOPING)
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VANELLOPE: Ralph.
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RALPH: Yeah?
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VANELLOPE: I don't think
they fixed the game.
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RALPH: Uh... No.
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Help!
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Hey, Tron!
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Tronny!
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Tronny boy!
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Help!
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VANELLOPE: Do you realize
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we're basically just, like,
zeroes and ones...
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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature
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of our existence
make you wonder...
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if there's more to life
than this?
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life
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when the life
I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure. Doesn't
look so hot on paper.
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I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game
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who wrecks a building.
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And yeah, for 27 years,
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I was a total zero
without any friends.
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But now,
I got a best friend...
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who just happens to be
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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Aw, thanks, pal.
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Watch this.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (BUZZING)
- RALPH: Home run!
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All right, let's go
watch the sunrise.
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VANELLOPE:
Are you really saying
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there's not one single,
solitary thing...
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about your life
that you would change?
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RALPH: Well, think about it.
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.
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Then the arcade closes
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and we get to do it
all over again.
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario...
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would be not having
to go to work.
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Other than that, (CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Huh?
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Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
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MR. LITWAK: All right,
let's get you plugged in.
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(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
That's a plug-in alert.
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Litwak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.
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- Let's go see what it is!
- Yeah!
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RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.
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Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
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it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.
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What do you think,
lady love?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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- Kids love those things.
- RALPH: Ooh.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
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Please be a racing game.
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
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Well, it's either wiffle ball,
or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
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which is an online community
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where human beings
go to shop...
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and play games and socialize.
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Ooh, fun!
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Oh, no, it is not.
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That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."
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What it should say
is "Die-Fi."
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(CHUCKLES)
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That's a little humor there.
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But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different,
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and therefore
we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.
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The arcade's about to open.
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Figures, we finally get
something new plugged in...
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and we're not even allowed
to go in there.
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Totally not fair.
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A new racing game
would've been cool.
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Something wrong
with your game?
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No, no.
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It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.
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I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track.
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New track? You already got,
like, three choices.
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Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish
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something new
and different...
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would happen in your game?
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Nope.
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Really? Well,
agree to disagree.
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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no. It's just
a fancy way to say
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we don't have to
argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.
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Relax. Stop making it
a thing.
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Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench vessel.
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All right.
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(SIGHS)
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She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.
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(WHIRRING)
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SWATI: Come on, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swati.
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She's got
the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
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ANNOUNCER: Drivers,
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- start your engines.
- (ENGINES REVVING)
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You're gonna lose today,
Princess.
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While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta...
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I'd rather you just think of
me as plain old Vanellope...
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the racer who's about to
kick your butt.
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ANNOUNCER:
Three, two, one, go!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.
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VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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And one, two, three gumballs
right on cue.
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Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(VANELLOPE SNORING)
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Ooh! Huh.
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Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Oh, fun. I'm winning.
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(CRYING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope takes a huge lead.
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No one's gonna catch her now.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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She's gonna love this.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(CHUCKLES) Right on time.
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What?
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"Looking for something new...
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"and different?
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"Then take this track."
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.
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I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.
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SWATI: Whoa!
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Hey, look, I think
I unlocked a new track.
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- Never seen that before.
- (VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(EXCLAIMING SHAKILY)
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This is awesome!
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- Hey, thanks, Ralph!
- (RALPH LAUGHS)
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You're welcome!
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Get back up
on the track, Swati.
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You're going to lose.
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(STAMMERS) I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.
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Whoo! (EXCLAIMING)
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What is wrong with
this thing? (GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) What?
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- (GRUNTING)
- (GASPS, GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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- (GRUNTING)
- (GASPS)
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- (YELLS) No, no!
- (GASPS)
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RALPH: Kid!
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(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
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(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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RALPH: Kid! Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?
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VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh.
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What an amazing track!
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Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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(LAUGHS) You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute.
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You took a serious
doody where?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(WHISPERING)
Vanellope, get up here.
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We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working...
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and I think maybe I
turned the wheel too hard.
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- Whoa.
- I'm real sorry.
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It's okay, Swati.
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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.
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- What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing.
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Leave him alone.
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He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.
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Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
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All right, on you...
(GRUNTING)
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- (NAFISA GASPS)
- Oh!
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Okay. Still not a problem.
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He'll just order a new part.
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Well, I'd order a new part...
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but the company
that made Sugar Rush
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went out of business
years ago.
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- (RALPH SIGHS)
- (CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS)
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BOYD: I can try to find one
on the Internet.
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- NAFISA: Good idea.
- GIRL: Oh, me too.
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Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a...
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I found one! On ebay!
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Really? How about that?
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See? Those kids
have it under control.
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They're just gonna get
another wheel from the eboy.
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MR. LITWAK: Are you
kidding me? How much?
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That's more than this game
makes in a year.
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Aw, I hate to say it,
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but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday...
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and it might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
249
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,414
- SWATI: Aww.
- Where's he going?
250
00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,082
Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.
251
00:09:19,084 --> 00:09:20,216
Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!
252
00:09:20,218 --> 00:09:21,652
RALPH: Go, run, run,
run, run!
253
00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:22,487
- Let's go!
- JUBILEENA: Run!
254
00:09:26,058 --> 00:09:28,060
(SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING)
255
00:09:29,127 --> 00:09:30,927
(RUMBLING)
256
00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,228
WYNNCHEL: Gangway!
257
00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,263
DUNCAN: Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!
258
00:09:33,265 --> 00:09:35,398
(GROANS) Stop it! No running!
259
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,300
What are you people doing
out of your game,
260
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,468
for Peter's sake?
261
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,437
The arcade is open!
262
00:09:40,439 --> 00:09:42,238
(PANTING) Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.
263
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,240
(WHIRRING)
264
00:09:44,242 --> 00:09:45,377
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
265
00:09:47,112 --> 00:09:49,045
- (POWERING DOWN)
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
266
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,315
- We're homeless! (SOBBING)
- Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
267
00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,951
- Oh, what are we going to do?
- (CRYING)
268
00:09:54,953 --> 00:09:58,355
Y'all, calm down, calm down.
Get a hold of yourselves.
269
00:09:58,357 --> 00:09:59,989
SUGAR RUSH CANDY:
I don't want to be gameless.
270
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:01,091
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)
271
00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:03,193
An unplugging.
Good Lord.
272
00:10:03,195 --> 00:10:05,295
I haven't seen
this many gameless characters
273
00:10:05,297 --> 00:10:07,299
since Space Invaders
went down.
274
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,099
Um...
275
00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:11,134
Where are we gonna live?
276
00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:13,504
Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess...
277
00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:15,038
and then we'll figure out
278
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,942
where the heck
we're gonna put you all.
279
00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:30,623
(LADDER CLANKING)
280
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:33,158
Okay.
281
00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,359
Here we go.
282
00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:36,627
I raided Gene's fridge.
283
00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:39,028
Good news, he's got pie.
284
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,531
Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk, too.
285
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:43,967
I'm thinking we make a fort
up here, or like a yurt.
286
00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:45,669
Or we could take
these pillows...
287
00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:47,036
If we stack them right,
288
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:49,139
we can make an igloo
out of pillows.
289
00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:52,309
Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!
290
00:10:52,311 --> 00:10:53,277
So what do you think, kid?
291
00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:56,349
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?
292
00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:01,352
I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.
293
00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:04,522
I mean, like, what am I
gonna do all day?
294
00:11:04,524 --> 00:11:07,191
What? Come on,
are you kidding?
295
00:11:07,193 --> 00:11:08,659
You sleep in,
you do no work,
296
00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:11,060
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.
297
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:13,029
I've literally
just described paradise.
298
00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:15,031
But I loved my game.
299
00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:15,999
Oh, come on.
300
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,301
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks
301
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:18,469
being too easy.
302
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:20,638
No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.
303
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,375
Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable...
304
00:11:24,377 --> 00:11:29,012
but still I never really knew
what might happen in a race.
305
00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:30,581
And it's that,
it's that feeling,
306
00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:33,551
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.
307
00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:37,623
That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.
308
00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:40,992
And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph...
309
00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,361
what am I?
310
00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:45,729
Well, you're my best friend.
311
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:47,164
That's not enough.
312
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,299
Hey.
313
00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:50,134
No, I just...
314
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:53,105
I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.
315
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:58,709
I think maybe I just need
to be alone right now.
316
00:11:58,711 --> 00:11:59,745
Oh.
317
00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:03,280
Okay.
318
00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,751
I'll meet you over at Tapper's
in a little while, I guess.
319
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:08,488
If you want.
320
00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,289
FELIX: All right, now...
321
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,557
we found some good homes
322
00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,493
for so many of our chums
from Sugar Rush...
323
00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:17,261
and we're just hoping
a few more of you
324
00:12:17,263 --> 00:12:18,429
will open your doors...
325
00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:20,431
and your hearts
to those in need.
326
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:23,234
Well, I suppose
that large green olive
327
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:25,069
will fit in nicely
with my decor.
328
00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:27,304
I'm a sour ball.
329
00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:30,107
Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?
330
00:12:30,109 --> 00:12:31,642
Come along, condiment.
331
00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,410
(SIGHS) Mm-kay.
332
00:12:33,412 --> 00:12:36,382
Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.
333
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,782
We're, like, adorable.
334
00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:40,551
You sure are.
335
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,720
So, any takers?
336
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:45,289
(ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY)
337
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,690
FELIX: Um...
338
00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:48,427
Anyone?
339
00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:51,595
(SNIFFLING)
340
00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:54,665
Felix, I know
we've never once talked about
341
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,634
having a family before, but...
342
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:58,536
I know, it feels
like the kind of thing
343
00:12:58,538 --> 00:13:00,104
you just jump into
with both feet...
344
00:13:00,106 --> 00:13:01,840
and nary a plan.
345
00:13:01,842 --> 00:13:04,642
Felix and I will
give them sanctuary.
346
00:13:04,644 --> 00:13:05,744
(SPITS)
347
00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:07,177
Can I get a quick word
with you two?
348
00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:07,781
(SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING)
349
00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:11,582
Look, I get it.
350
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,284
You've been married
six years,
351
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:14,686
you're looking to
spice things up...
352
00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:16,788
but trust me,
adopting 15 children
353
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,622
is the wrong kind of spice.
354
00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,558
Those things
are basically feral.
355
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:25,563
Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.
356
00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:29,366
Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.
357
00:13:29,368 --> 00:13:30,534
That's right.
358
00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:33,705
Besides, how hard
can parenting be?
359
00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:35,539
You treat the child
like your best friend...
360
00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:37,408
you give them
everything they want...
361
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,843
and you just love
their little socks off.
362
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:40,210
Right, Tammy?
363
00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:41,780
Darn-tootin'.
364
00:13:41,782 --> 00:13:43,447
- (GIRL SCREAMING)
- FELIX: (GASPS) Huh?
365
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,515
(FELIX GASPS)
366
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,617
RACER KID: Come and get it.
367
00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:46,685
CANDLEHEAD:
Get your own candle.
368
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:49,353
Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV
369
00:13:49,355 --> 00:13:50,855
only have one channel?
370
00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:53,725
(CHUCKLES) Well,
hate to say I told ya...
371
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:55,326
Ow!
372
00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:56,728
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)
373
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,866
(ARCADE SOUNDS)
374
00:14:04,471 --> 00:14:06,170
(RALPH SIGHS)
375
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,338
Hey, Tapper?
376
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,441
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
377
00:14:09,443 --> 00:14:12,510
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
378
00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:14,746
Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.
379
00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:18,817
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
380
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:20,852
Oh. And get this,
she said...
381
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:23,356
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
382
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:26,223
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
383
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:27,892
Right, Tapper? Right?
384
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,260
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
385
00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:31,630
Ralph, come on.
386
00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:34,432
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
387
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:35,667
(STOOL SCRAPES)
388
00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:37,535
There you are... Oh.
389
00:14:37,537 --> 00:14:38,637
Hey, Ralph.
390
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:41,205
Hey, Felix. Since when
do you drink root beer?
391
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:42,440
Since tonight.
392
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,476
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
393
00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:46,711
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
394
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:47,879
I guess you can have it.
395
00:14:47,881 --> 00:14:49,614
Doesn't look like
she's coming.
396
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:50,782
Thanks.
397
00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:52,484
You know,
I can't help but think
398
00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:54,686
this whole mess
is somehow...
399
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:57,389
partially my fault.
400
00:14:57,391 --> 00:15:00,458
It figures. Just when
my life was perfect.
401
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,293
Mine was, too.
402
00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:05,697
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
403
00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:08,299
Isn't that just a blessing?
404
00:15:08,301 --> 00:15:10,702
(SLURPS, GULPING)
405
00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:11,936
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)
406
00:15:11,938 --> 00:15:15,340
Eeeee-oh-boy!
407
00:15:15,342 --> 00:15:17,609
Wait. What'd
you say, Felix?
408
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,811
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
409
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:21,413
No, the weird sound thing.
410
00:15:21,415 --> 00:15:22,881
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
411
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,916
Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh...
412
00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:26,284
Sorry, say it again?
413
00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:28,286
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
414
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:30,422
- Eee-oh-boy!
- Eee-boy! Say it again?
415
00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:31,589
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
416
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:33,925
- Eeeee-oh-boy...
- eboy! eboy! eboy!
417
00:15:33,927 --> 00:15:35,026
- eboy? eboy?
- eboy.
418
00:15:35,028 --> 00:15:36,761
Yeah.
419
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:37,962
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
420
00:15:37,964 --> 00:15:39,731
That kid out in the arcade
421
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,366
said there was
a steering wheel part...
422
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:44,569
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
423
00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:46,971
ebay! That's it,
it was ebay!
424
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:48,640
Ralph, are you thinking about
425
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:50,975
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
426
00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:52,111
Getting that part's
the only thing
427
00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:54,012
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing
428
00:15:54,014 --> 00:15:56,015
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
429
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,849
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
430
00:15:57,851 --> 00:15:59,984
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
431
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:02,387
and destroying my sanity
432
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:04,823
will have homes
of their own again!
433
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,926
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!
434
00:16:07,928 --> 00:16:08,927
I will cover for you.
435
00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:10,862
Thanks, pal.
436
00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:13,531
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.
437
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,300
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
438
00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:17,702
Drinks on the house, everybody!
Felix is paying.
439
00:16:17,704 --> 00:16:19,539
- (ALL CHEERING)
- RYU: Shoryuken!
440
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,842
Eeeee-oh-boy.
441
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,614
(GROANS)
442
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,582
- Boo!
- (GLITCHY SCREAMING)
443
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,717
Ralph, what is wrong
with you?
444
00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:34,053
Start churning butter
445
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:36,654
and put on your church
shoes, little sister...
446
00:16:36,656 --> 00:16:39,624
'cause we're about to
blast off!
447
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,826
What are you
even talking about?
448
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:42,895
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
449
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:43,829
(EXCLAIMS) What?
450
00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:45,663
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
451
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:46,731
No way!
452
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:47,967
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
453
00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:49,734
"We're going to the Internet."
We're going to the Internet!
454
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,937
VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are!
455
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:54,672
Hey, Surge, (SIGHS)
are we glad to see you.
456
00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,041
We want to report
some malfeasance
457
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:57,509
over by the Whac-A-Mole.
458
00:16:57,511 --> 00:16:59,078
Yeah, we saw
some undesirables
459
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,713
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
460
00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:03,849
(SCOFFS) Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.
461
00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:05,052
Appreciate the tip.
462
00:17:06,087 --> 00:17:07,454
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
463
00:17:10,423 --> 00:17:12,423
So, all we gotta do
is find this eboy place.
464
00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:14,026
- Ebay.
- Right, ebay.
465
00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:16,361
So we go there,
get the steering wheel...
466
00:17:16,363 --> 00:17:17,863
we have it delivered
to Litwak before Friday.
467
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:19,430
He'll fix your game.
468
00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:21,000
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
469
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:22,802
Boom! Happily ever after.
470
00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:24,435
VANELLOPE:
This is a shockingly sound,
471
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:25,938
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
472
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,072
No offense.
473
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:28,606
I know. And none taken.
474
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:29,775
VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes.
475
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:31,844
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
476
00:17:31,846 --> 00:17:34,048
I give you the Internet!
477
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:38,751
RALPH: Huh.
478
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,786
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive
479
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,655
as how Sonic described it.
480
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,924
Yeah, I gotta admit,
I'm underwhelmed.
481
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,458
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?
482
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,426
RALPH: Beats me.
483
00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:50,528
Hello, anybody here?
484
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,964
VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello!
485
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:54,133
(ECHOING)
We're looking for ebay!
486
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:57,036
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.
487
00:17:57,038 --> 00:17:58,503
Check this out.
488
00:17:58,505 --> 00:18:01,707
(MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS)
489
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:04,577
VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
490
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,779
Okay, connect to network.
491
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,881
- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- Bingo.
492
00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:12,954
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o."
493
00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:14,787
Yes.
494
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,024
And we are online.
495
00:18:24,065 --> 00:18:26,165
- VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
- (RALPH CAWING)
496
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,767
- VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
- (RALPH CAWING)
497
00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,469
VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look.
498
00:18:30,471 --> 00:18:32,738
Cool. Mood lighting.
499
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:33,906
(BOTH SHOUT)
500
00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:34,942
(RALPH GASPS)
501
00:18:36,878 --> 00:18:37,943
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
502
00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:39,413
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
503
00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:43,451
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
504
00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:46,886
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!
505
00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:49,054
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!
506
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:51,023
(GRUNTING) Hey!
Don't leave without me!
507
00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:52,491
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
508
00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:53,492
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
509
00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:54,795
Vanellope!
510
00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:56,795
(YELPS)
511
00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:58,597
(MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
512
00:18:58,599 --> 00:18:59,834
(SHOUTING)
513
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,203
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
514
00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:07,506
Yeah! Whoo!
515
00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:10,544
(SCREAMING)
516
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:19,685
(GRUNTS, GASPING)
517
00:19:19,687 --> 00:19:20,886
Kid!
518
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,688
Ralph! Isn't this great?
519
00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:24,590
No, it is not!
520
00:19:24,592 --> 00:19:25,993
Whoo-hoo!
521
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,265
No, no, no.
522
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,101
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
523
00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:39,174
Whoa!
524
00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:56,490
(EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS)
525
00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:06,299
- (VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
- (EXCLAIMING, GROANS)
526
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,101
(RALPH GASPING)
527
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,136
Sweet mother
of monkey milk!
528
00:20:10,138 --> 00:20:12,172
Whoa!
529
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:14,640
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.
530
00:20:14,642 --> 00:20:17,609
We most certainly
are not, friendo.
531
00:20:17,611 --> 00:20:20,715
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!
532
00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:31,224
Holy cow!
533
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:32,591
Look at all this stuff.
534
00:20:32,593 --> 00:20:33,892
VANELLOPE: Whoa.
535
00:20:33,894 --> 00:20:37,765
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
536
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,833
But it's so big.
537
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:43,069
It goes on
forever and ever.
538
00:20:43,071 --> 00:20:44,603
(GLITCHING) How are we
possibly gonna find
539
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:45,804
ebay out there?
540
00:20:45,806 --> 00:20:48,607
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
541
00:20:48,609 --> 00:20:49,843
I'm sure
there's someone out here
542
00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:51,845
who could give us directions.
Oh!
543
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,246
Look at that little egg guy.
544
00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:54,981
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.
545
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,816
I bet he could
help us. Come on.
546
00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:58,584
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.
547
00:20:58,586 --> 00:20:59,651
I hope you were able
to find
548
00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:01,287
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...
549
00:21:01,289 --> 00:21:04,057
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.
550
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,793
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
551
00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:09,229
Where can I find ballet...?
552
00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:11,097
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?
553
00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:12,232
BALLET MOM: ...tights?
554
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,299
Girls' size small.
555
00:21:13,301 --> 00:21:16,302
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?
556
00:21:16,304 --> 00:21:18,140
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.
557
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:19,841
(CHIMES)
558
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:22,008
Hmm.
559
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:23,877
I found 23 million results
560
00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:26,279
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.
561
00:21:26,281 --> 00:21:27,615
Isn't that interesting?
562
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:32,118
AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.
563
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,920
They never say thank you.
564
00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:35,955
Oh, hello, sir.
565
00:21:35,957 --> 00:21:37,924
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
566
00:21:37,926 --> 00:21:39,359
Well, let's start one for you.
567
00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:41,127
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
568
00:21:41,129 --> 00:21:42,896
- Um...
- Umbrella. Umbrage.
569
00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,631
- Umami. Uma Thurman.
- No.
570
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,633
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.
571
00:21:46,635 --> 00:21:47,901
(GROWLS) Err.
572
00:21:47,903 --> 00:21:51,337
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
573
00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:53,173
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
574
00:21:53,175 --> 00:21:55,041
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.
575
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,176
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to
576
00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:57,677
guess what you're gonna say.
577
00:21:57,679 --> 00:21:58,945
Yes. I'm sorry,
578
00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:01,714
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
579
00:22:01,716 --> 00:22:04,050
Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT)
ebay Sugar Rush
580
00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:04,986
- steering wheel.
- (CHIMES)
581
00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:08,021
Oh.
582
00:22:08,023 --> 00:22:10,924
I only found one result
for your query.
583
00:22:10,926 --> 00:22:12,327
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
584
00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:15,695
What? How did you...?
585
00:22:15,697 --> 00:22:17,397
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
586
00:22:17,399 --> 00:22:19,299
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
587
00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:21,067
Well, you're welcome.
588
00:22:21,069 --> 00:22:22,802
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Redirecting to ebay.
589
00:22:22,804 --> 00:22:24,237
(RALPH GROANING)
590
00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:28,208
KNOWSMORE: I like her.
What a delightful girl.
591
00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:30,677
AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
592
00:22:30,679 --> 00:22:32,914
less than three megabytes
per second.
593
00:22:45,461 --> 00:22:47,195
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
594
00:22:53,902 --> 00:22:56,405
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
595
00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:01,241
Wow, I guess
we know where to go
596
00:23:01,243 --> 00:23:04,043
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
597
00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,879
There's a whole building
full of them.
598
00:23:05,881 --> 00:23:07,350
Oh! There it is! ebay!
599
00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:15,989
(YELPS)
600
00:23:15,991 --> 00:23:17,291
Ralph, we're really
gonna do it.
601
00:23:17,293 --> 00:23:19,192
We're actually gonna
save my game.
602
00:23:19,194 --> 00:23:20,427
Told you not to worry.
603
00:23:20,429 --> 00:23:23,930
We just gotta keep our eyes
on the prize and stay focused.
604
00:23:23,932 --> 00:23:26,199
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.
605
00:23:26,201 --> 00:23:27,834
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
606
00:23:27,836 --> 00:23:28,768
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.
607
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:30,069
They do?
608
00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:31,104
Congratulations,
you're a winner!
609
00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:32,005
Really?
610
00:23:32,007 --> 00:23:33,773
These ten child stars
went to prison.
611
00:23:33,775 --> 00:23:34,941
Number six will amaze you.
612
00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:36,109
Ooh. That sounds
interesting.
613
00:23:36,111 --> 00:23:37,311
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
614
00:23:37,313 --> 00:23:38,479
Click here
to find out how.
615
00:23:38,481 --> 00:23:39,879
Ralph, come on!
616
00:23:39,881 --> 00:23:41,814
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.
617
00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:44,218
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.
618
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,118
Ooh, how about you, lady?
619
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,721
You wanna get rich
playing video games?
620
00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:49,891
(AUCTIONEER CHATTERING)
621
00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:53,026
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up...
622
00:23:53,028 --> 00:23:54,928
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.
623
00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,497
Bidding starts at 49.99.
624
00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:57,398
850 for the beaver,
625
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,733
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
626
00:24:01,337 --> 00:24:03,137
...a gently used
artificial hip...
627
00:24:03,139 --> 00:24:05,139
and the bidding's open
at $10. Do I hear 20?
628
00:24:05,141 --> 00:24:06,507
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?
629
00:24:06,509 --> 00:24:07,474
50, 50, 50 now.
630
00:24:07,476 --> 00:24:08,975
- Who'll give me 350?
- MALE BIDDER: 400!
631
00:24:08,977 --> 00:24:10,311
Going once,
going twice and sold!
632
00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:11,478
- (BELL DINGS)
- The tortilla chip shaped like
633
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,415
international superstar Beyonce Knowles...
goes for 400.
634
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:16,183
Yay! So happy.
635
00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:18,285
Are you understanding
how this game works?
636
00:24:18,287 --> 00:24:21,455
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number...
637
00:24:21,457 --> 00:24:23,991
and then you win this stuff.
638
00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:25,892
(SCOFFS) And I thought
Qbert's game was weird.
639
00:24:25,894 --> 00:24:26,859
Hey, kid, hop up here...
640
00:24:26,861 --> 00:24:28,162
and see if you can tell
641
00:24:28,164 --> 00:24:29,031
where they keep
their steering wheels.
642
00:24:29,864 --> 00:24:31,165
Uh, there's a bunch of
643
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,434
sports memberabilia.
644
00:24:33,436 --> 00:24:36,337
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."
645
00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:38,539
- RALPH: Huh.
- Go to the right, move right.
646
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:41,275
Oh. There's a row with a
bunch of old video game junk!
647
00:24:41,277 --> 00:24:43,444
Oh, there it is!
There it is! I see it!
648
00:24:43,446 --> 00:24:44,979
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.
649
00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:46,580
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
650
00:24:46,582 --> 00:24:47,648
We got 275.
651
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,883
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
652
00:24:49,885 --> 00:24:51,185
RALPH: Move! Move! Hey!
653
00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:52,553
- That's ours! Out of the way!
- Do I hear a three?
654
00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:53,921
- I'll give you three!
- I got three!
655
00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:55,155
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I get a 3-5?
656
00:24:55,157 --> 00:24:57,157
- 305.
- 305, can I get a 310?
657
00:24:57,159 --> 00:24:58,492
- Can you bid 310?
- 310.
658
00:24:58,494 --> 00:25:00,160
- 315.
- 320.
659
00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:01,228
325.
660
00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:03,163
Oh, man, this guy is good.
661
00:25:03,165 --> 00:25:04,932
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.
662
00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:07,101
I have three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?
663
00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:08,402
- 350? 350?
- Watch this.
664
00:25:08,404 --> 00:25:09,370
1,000!
665
00:25:09,372 --> 00:25:10,904
1,000!
666
00:25:10,906 --> 00:25:12,172
We now have a bid of 1,000!
667
00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:14,408
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.
668
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:15,976
- Thank you.
- Check this out.
669
00:25:15,978 --> 00:25:17,544
15,000!
670
00:25:17,546 --> 00:25:19,513
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
671
00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:20,614
(STAMMERS)
672
00:25:20,616 --> 00:25:22,149
15-fiver!
673
00:25:22,151 --> 00:25:23,484
- 16!
- 17!
674
00:25:23,486 --> 00:25:24,585
- 18!
- 20!
675
00:25:24,587 --> 00:25:26,320
- 23!
- 25!
676
00:25:26,322 --> 00:25:28,188
- 27!
- 27 and one!
677
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,624
And sold! For 27,001...
678
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:32,092
to the barefoot hobo
679
00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:33,394
in the broken overalls.
680
00:25:33,396 --> 00:25:34,561
Hey, that's me!
681
00:25:34,563 --> 00:25:35,896
- We won!
- We won!
682
00:25:35,898 --> 00:25:37,064
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher
683
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:39,500
for auction item 197324579.
684
00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:41,370
Please take it to checkout
for processing.
685
00:25:42,338 --> 00:25:44,204
EBAY ELAYNE:
So, we are set to ship
686
00:25:44,206 --> 00:25:45,506
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...
687
00:25:45,508 --> 00:25:47,241
- RALPH: Mmm-hmm.
- ...to a Litwak's Family
688
00:25:47,243 --> 00:25:48,542
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
689
00:25:48,544 --> 00:25:49,610
Yep!
690
00:25:49,612 --> 00:25:50,978
With expedited shipping,
691
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:53,080
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
692
00:25:53,082 --> 00:25:55,549
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.
693
00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:57,418
We're way ahead of schedule.
694
00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:58,620
We rule!
695
00:25:58,622 --> 00:26:00,888
I'll just need
a credit card number.
696
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,590
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?
697
00:26:02,592 --> 00:26:05,059
A credit card number.
698
00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:07,263
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.
699
00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:09,263
Excuse me?
700
00:26:09,265 --> 00:26:12,299
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.
701
00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:14,101
Those aren't
credit card numbers.
702
00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:15,603
I'm pretty sure they are.
703
00:26:15,605 --> 00:26:17,304
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
704
00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:19,541
You owe $27,001.
705
00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:21,108
What?
706
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,511
Dollars? Dollars like money?
707
00:26:23,513 --> 00:26:26,380
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card...
708
00:26:26,382 --> 00:26:28,282
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,
709
00:26:28,284 --> 00:26:30,317
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.
710
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:32,019
- Uh...
- (CHUCKLING)
711
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:33,623
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
712
00:26:35,592 --> 00:26:39,426
So this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.
713
00:26:39,428 --> 00:26:42,296
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,
714
00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:44,133
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
715
00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:46,100
Uh-huh.
716
00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:48,369
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...
717
00:26:48,371 --> 00:26:50,538
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...
718
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,006
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.
719
00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:54,009
Next!
720
00:26:56,312 --> 00:26:57,512
Hey, buddy,
you going to eboy?
721
00:26:57,514 --> 00:26:59,614
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.
722
00:26:59,616 --> 00:27:01,616
What a scam!
723
00:27:01,618 --> 00:27:04,388
(GRUNTING) We were so close,
and we would have gotten...
724
00:27:05,489 --> 00:27:07,589
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
725
00:27:07,591 --> 00:27:09,024
(SHOUTS)
726
00:27:12,962 --> 00:27:15,397
What the heck? Dang Internet.
727
00:27:15,399 --> 00:27:16,631
(CHIMING)
728
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:18,666
(SHOUTING)
729
00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:22,035
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
730
00:27:22,037 --> 00:27:24,204
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?
731
00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:25,373
If I don't have
a steering wheel,
732
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,575
I don't have a game,
I'm gameless.
733
00:27:27,577 --> 00:27:30,545
There's only one steering
wheel in the whole Internet...
734
00:27:30,547 --> 00:27:33,348
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
735
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:35,316
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
736
00:27:35,318 --> 00:27:37,050
We came here
to save your game,
737
00:27:37,052 --> 00:27:38,152
and that's what
we're gonna do.
738
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:39,220
Right.
739
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,588
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.
740
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,055
(EXHALES)
741
00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:44,024
There you go.
742
00:27:44,026 --> 00:27:46,227
Now look,
all we got to do...
743
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:49,330
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moola.
744
00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:52,734
We're video game characters,
Ralph. We don't have moola.
745
00:27:52,736 --> 00:27:54,436
Unless you can think
of some magical way
746
00:27:54,438 --> 00:27:57,240
to get rich
playing video games.
747
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:00,542
(BOTH GASP)
748
00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:02,510
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
749
00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:04,345
Click right here
to find out how.
750
00:28:04,347 --> 00:28:06,414
- Back off, pop-up!
- (GROANING)
751
00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,682
POP-UP BLOCKER:
Right this way, miss.
752
00:28:07,684 --> 00:28:09,384
Dang pop-up blockers.
753
00:28:09,386 --> 00:28:11,719
Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?
754
00:28:11,721 --> 00:28:14,088
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
755
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:17,258
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001...
756
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,593
or she loses her game.
757
00:28:18,595 --> 00:28:19,761
Yeah, can you please tell us
758
00:28:19,763 --> 00:28:22,063
how to get rich
playing video games?
759
00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:23,765
(STAMMERING)
You bet! (CHUCKLES)
760
00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:26,201
Come on, click here, and
I'll take you to my website.
761
00:28:26,203 --> 00:28:27,571
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
762
00:28:28,405 --> 00:28:29,471
(RALPH GROANS)
763
00:28:29,473 --> 00:28:32,273
You got an ample carriage
there, buster. (CHUCKLES)
764
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,541
Causing a little drag.
765
00:28:33,543 --> 00:28:34,742
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
766
00:28:34,744 --> 00:28:35,844
Huh?
767
00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:38,780
RALPH: You see the...?
The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS)
768
00:28:38,782 --> 00:28:40,748
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
769
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,551
SPAMLEY: By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...
770
00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:45,086
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
771
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:46,621
to the Spamley family.
772
00:28:46,623 --> 00:28:47,491
(SPAMLEY CHUCKLES)
773
00:28:48,258 --> 00:28:51,426
All right,
step into my parlor.
774
00:28:51,428 --> 00:28:53,595
This is your website?
775
00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:55,263
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.
776
00:28:55,265 --> 00:28:56,798
My anti-virus guy
was just here.
777
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,199
- Clean as a...
- (RAT SQUEAKING)
778
00:28:58,201 --> 00:28:59,601
Oh! (GRUNTING)
779
00:28:59,603 --> 00:29:00,702
Dang it!
780
00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:01,803
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
781
00:29:01,805 --> 00:29:03,671
(CHUCKLES) Anyway, I know
it's a bit of a mess...
782
00:29:03,673 --> 00:29:05,240
Hey, Gord!
783
00:29:05,242 --> 00:29:06,808
But I do have a system here,
I really do.
784
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:09,110
If I can just
find that... Gord!
785
00:29:09,112 --> 00:29:11,279
- I just got to find this list.
- (BOTH SHRIEK)
786
00:29:11,281 --> 00:29:12,514
SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are.
787
00:29:12,516 --> 00:29:15,550
These guys are looking to
get rich playing video games.
788
00:29:15,552 --> 00:29:16,720
What do you got for them,
partner?
789
00:29:25,796 --> 00:29:27,662
Thank you.
790
00:29:27,664 --> 00:29:31,299
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
791
00:29:31,301 --> 00:29:33,268
"Foxhole hammer,
792
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,169
"Zombie Crusades,
five dollars"?
793
00:29:35,171 --> 00:29:36,704
Now, those there are
794
00:29:36,706 --> 00:29:39,173
some of your more
commonplace, low-dollar items.
795
00:29:39,175 --> 00:29:41,376
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
796
00:29:41,378 --> 00:29:43,444
Um, you're saying if we find
797
00:29:43,446 --> 00:29:45,179
the Golden Cleats
798
00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:46,815
from Pro League Soccer...
799
00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:49,484
we find those and bring them
back here to you...
800
00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:52,788
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
801
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:53,822
Yes, ma'am.
802
00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:56,357
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
803
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,625
Folks go into games...
804
00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:59,627
they harvest
the most coveted items...
805
00:29:59,629 --> 00:30:01,496
and they sell them
on my website
806
00:30:01,498 --> 00:30:03,531
to the highest bidder.
Ha-ha?
807
00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,233
Okay, but here's the thing...
808
00:30:05,235 --> 00:30:07,302
we need like
a buttload of money.
809
00:30:07,304 --> 00:30:09,740
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
810
00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:11,374
Gord!
811
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:13,374
- Gord!
- (BOTH SHRIEK)
812
00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:14,277
Oh, there you are.
813
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:19,147
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
814
00:30:19,149 --> 00:30:21,549
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
815
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:22,651
- Whoa!
- Whoa.
816
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:24,319
It's more than enough.
817
00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:26,254
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...
818
00:30:26,256 --> 00:30:29,157
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...
819
00:30:29,159 --> 00:30:30,859
from a game
called Slaughter Race.
820
00:30:30,861 --> 00:30:32,427
A racing game?
821
00:30:32,429 --> 00:30:34,395
That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
822
00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,397
online racing game
out there.
823
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,333
However,
it is wicked dangerous.
824
00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:39,735
We ain't afraid of danger.
825
00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:41,737
This kid's the best racer
in the whole world.
826
00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:44,773
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
827
00:30:44,775 --> 00:30:48,242
ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.
828
00:30:48,244 --> 00:30:49,513
(TIRES SCREECHING)
829
00:30:53,183 --> 00:30:54,683
(HORN BLARING)
830
00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:57,655
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
831
00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:02,458
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
832
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,559
(COUGHING)
833
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:05,561
I don't think
I've ever been in a game
834
00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:06,795
- with smog before.
- (BOTH GASP)
835
00:31:06,797 --> 00:31:08,262
- (DOG BARKING)
- (RALPH SHOUTING)
836
00:31:08,264 --> 00:31:10,933
- Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
- Easy, boy. Easy.
837
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:11,902
(RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK)
838
00:31:12,903 --> 00:31:14,637
(WATER SPLASHES)
839
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,905
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
840
00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:17,708
Agreed.
841
00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:25,246
- Look. Look.
- Whoa!
842
00:31:25,248 --> 00:31:26,415
RALPH: There it is.
843
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,450
VANELLOPE:
That car is gorgeous.
844
00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:30,419
No wonder it's worth so much.
845
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,587
- (SHUSHES)
- (FOOTSTEPS)
846
00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:33,756
RALPH: Aw, sugar.
847
00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:36,392
- Players. They beat us to it.
- Aw.
848
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,560
JIMMY: 31 hours
of continuous gameplay...
849
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,296
and we've finally
found Shank's car.
850
00:31:41,298 --> 00:31:43,232
Let's jack this ride.
851
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,434
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
852
00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,436
JIMMY'S GRANDMA:
Jim! Jimmy?
853
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:50,339
You're not playing that
horrible game again, are you?
854
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:51,573
(LAUGHS)
No, Grandma!
855
00:31:51,575 --> 00:31:52,908
I'm doing my homework.
856
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,443
Okay, like I said...
857
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,880
Let's jack this ride.
858
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:57,782
(TIFFANY WHIMPERS)
859
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,754
SHANK: Well, well, well.
860
00:32:04,955 --> 00:32:08,759
While the cat was away,
these mice tried to play.
861
00:32:12,329 --> 00:32:14,463
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
862
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:15,964
Listen up, mice...
863
00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:19,034
anyone who tries to play
with this cat's ride
864
00:32:19,036 --> 00:32:20,536
is gonna get got.
865
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:23,539
JIMMY:
You're going down, Shank.
866
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,941
Pyro. Give those punks
the works.
867
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:27,445
With pleasure.
868
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,479
(BOTH GASP)
869
00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,648
ANNOUNCER: End of the road!
870
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,819
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.
871
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:37,386
Ralph, maybe...
872
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,321
- (PANTING)
- Hey, where are you going?
873
00:32:39,323 --> 00:32:41,490
I am scared.
874
00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:42,658
If we get burned up
in here,
875
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,959
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
876
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,661
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
877
00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,497
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.
878
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:49,767
- (BELL RINGS)
- (POWER SWITCH CLANGS)
879
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,001
Hey, Shank?
880
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,569
What's up, Pyro?
881
00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,871
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
882
00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:57,406
on the players?
883
00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:00,442
Honestly, no, I don't.
884
00:33:00,444 --> 00:33:04,446
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
885
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:06,450
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
886
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,550
but if we just let them win,
887
00:33:08,552 --> 00:33:10,853
where's the life lesson?
You know?
888
00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:14,356
- PYRO: Mmm.
- Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
889
00:33:14,358 --> 00:33:16,792
I mean, those players
work so hard to get here.
890
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,560
I hear you, Felony...
891
00:33:18,562 --> 00:33:20,729
but imagine a game
without challenges.
892
00:33:20,731 --> 00:33:23,699
The same predictable thing
every single time...
893
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:24,901
who wants that?
894
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:25,935
Shank's right.
895
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:29,005
I just saw a really
insightful TED talk...
896
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,040
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.
897
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,076
It was more about
how he made me feel.
898
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:35,577
But I think, ultimately,
the point was...
899
00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:38,747
I honor your journeys, guys.
900
00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:40,817
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
901
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:41,951
Thank you.
902
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,952
Hey, Shank,
903
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,754
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...
904
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,622
if someone actually
did get your car?
905
00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,091
Well, I know one thing...
906
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:50,692
whoever does will have to
be the best of the best.
907
00:33:50,694 --> 00:33:51,963
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
908
00:33:54,431 --> 00:33:56,365
Good day to you, madam.
909
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,566
Who are you?
910
00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:00,970
I'm here from the, uh,
Department of Noise.
911
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,072
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
912
00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:04,741
down at HQ.
913
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,676
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
914
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,044
Anyways, someone told Larry...
915
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,378
that we've been
hearing a lot of
916
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,780
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...
917
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,749
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
918
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:16,054
Whoa! This is nice.
919
00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:20,489
Where have you been
all my life?
920
00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:22,591
Uh, so I came to
check on things.
921
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,160
Oh, I'm sorry, who did
you say you were again?
922
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:26,629
Oh, I'm Larry?
923
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,564
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.
924
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,069
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
925
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:33,772
- (GROANS)
- (GASPS)
926
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:37,907
Good job, Larry!
927
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,411
Yeah, worked like a charm!
928
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:46,516
(TIRES SCREECHING)
929
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,618
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
930
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,488
And I need yours. Sorry.
931
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,793
I'm just...
I'm just gonna go.
932
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:57,660
(JIMMY CRIES)
933
00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,664
This is the worst day
of my life!
934
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,632
(SIGHS) It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
935
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,167
This game is cool.
936
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:05,201
Just get us out of here
937
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,470
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
938
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:08,705
No problem.
939
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,907
(CARS CRASHING)
940
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,075
RALPH: Uh-oh.
941
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,945
VANELLOPE: Look at this guy
coming in hot.
942
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,126
- (VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
- (RALPH SHOUTING)
943
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,964
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
944
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,066
(RALPH SCREAMS)
945
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,137
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
946
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,874
RALPH: Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady.
947
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,175
She looks upset.
948
00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:48,478
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
949
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,146
(RALPH YELLING)
950
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,483
(TIRES SCREECHING)
951
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,087
(RALPH SHOUTING)
952
00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,655
Where are you going?
953
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,157
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.
954
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,495
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
955
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,163
Whoo!
956
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:14,005
(RALPH SHOUTING)
957
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,178
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
958
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,545
Oh, hello!
959
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,547
I believe you have
something of mine.
960
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,951
Yeah, come and get it.
961
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,852
(ENGINE REVVING)
962
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:31,056
(TIRES SCREECHING)
963
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,131
- Ooh!
- (RALPH SHOUTING)
964
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,001
(EXCLAIMS)
This girl can drive.
965
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,312
Would you hurry up
and lose her?
966
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:56,215
I'm trying!
967
00:36:58,017 --> 00:37:00,117
- Hang on, chumbo!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
968
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:01,253
(RALPH SHRIEKS)
969
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,290
(RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS)
970
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,027
I don't like this!
971
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,295
(RALPH GASPING)
972
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,100
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
973
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,903
(TIRES SCREECHING)
974
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:22,906
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
975
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,774
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
976
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,943
Dead end! Dead end!
977
00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:28,611
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
978
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:29,980
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
979
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:31,248
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
980
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,017
- RALPH: Oh, yeah!
- VANELLOPE: That's the stuff.
981
00:37:33,019 --> 00:37:34,118
Good job, kid.
982
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,954
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
983
00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:38,958
One exit straight ahead.
984
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,598
(TIRES SCREECHING)
985
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:58,809
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
986
00:37:58,811 --> 00:38:00,110
How did you...?
987
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:01,644
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
988
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:02,913
(GASPS) Kid!
989
00:38:02,915 --> 00:38:04,148
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (SHRIEKS)
990
00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,783
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
991
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:06,852
(VANELLOPE GASPS)
992
00:38:10,189 --> 00:38:13,857
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!
993
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,292
Oh, man,
what are we gonna do?
994
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:17,194
You just stay put,
don't panic.
995
00:38:17,196 --> 00:38:18,362
I'm gonna talk to her.
996
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,897
Ralph, be careful.
997
00:38:19,899 --> 00:38:22,966
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
998
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,669
(GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
999
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,139
My bottom is stuck.
1000
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,074
(YELPS, GRUNTS)
1001
00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:32,810
This car is not designed
for a big boy.
1002
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:34,678
I'll tell you that. Hi.
1003
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,181
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
1004
00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:39,716
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
1005
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,319
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
1006
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:45,823
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
1007
00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:46,824
You should see her
racing around
1008
00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:48,659
her sweet little track...
1009
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,127
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
1010
00:38:50,129 --> 00:38:51,295
(GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT)
1011
00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:55,966
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...
1012
00:38:55,968 --> 00:38:57,968
and it was my fault...
1013
00:38:57,970 --> 00:39:00,137
so we're here
to try to fix it...
1014
00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:01,305
and we need money to do that,
1015
00:39:01,307 --> 00:39:03,040
and someone was
gonna pay us money...
1016
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,741
- to steal your car...
- Okay, okay.
1017
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,777
- ...and so we took it.
- You can stop crying.
1018
00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,045
- (SNIFFLING)
- Though I do respect
1019
00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:09,746
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
1020
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,449
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
1021
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,350
I get it, I do.
1022
00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:15,886
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
1023
00:39:15,888 --> 00:39:18,222
- Right, guys?
- Word. We're like family.
1024
00:39:18,224 --> 00:39:20,057
That's really great.
1025
00:39:20,059 --> 00:39:22,059
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
1026
00:39:22,061 --> 00:39:25,062
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.
1027
00:39:25,064 --> 00:39:26,230
Hey, you got
your phone on you?
1028
00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:28,365
- You know it.
- Let's make a video.
1029
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,468
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.
1030
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:31,735
I'd love to.
1031
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,036
Wait. What's the...?
1032
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,104
(AIR WHOOSHING)
1033
00:39:34,106 --> 00:39:35,839
(SHOUTING) What are you doing?
1034
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:38,043
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.
1035
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,379
I'm gonna wreck it!
1036
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,481
Good. All right.
Turn it off.
1037
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:46,150
(SHOUTS) Ow.
1038
00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:47,385
VANELLOPE: What the heck
did you do that for?
1039
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,586
Yeah.
1040
00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:51,422
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
1041
00:39:51,424 --> 00:39:53,123
than stealing cars...
1042
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,294
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
1043
00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:58,128
Am I supposed to know
what that is?
1044
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,365
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
1045
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,300
It's the video-sharing site.
1046
00:40:02,302 --> 00:40:04,001
I'm just starting
your account...
1047
00:40:04,003 --> 00:40:06,337
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- All right, there you go.
1048
00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:10,107
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
1049
00:40:10,109 --> 00:40:12,210
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...
1050
00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:14,111
she's the head algorithm
over there.
1051
00:40:14,113 --> 00:40:15,480
Tell her I sent you.
1052
00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:16,947
Yesss will hook you up.
1053
00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:19,149
Wow, that's really nice
of you.
1054
00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:21,118
I'm not sure if "nice"
is the right word.
1055
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,020
Well, thank you.
1056
00:40:23,022 --> 00:40:24,389
I should be thanking you,
little sister.
1057
00:40:24,391 --> 00:40:25,956
That race was fun.
1058
00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:27,791
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1059
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:28,395
Well, thank you again.
1060
00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:30,261
Uh... You know...
1061
00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:33,164
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
1062
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,098
to get through
that tunnel of fire?
1063
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,801
Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or...?
1064
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,337
Maybe.
1065
00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:41,439
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...
1066
00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:43,341
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.
1067
00:40:43,343 --> 00:40:44,542
- (CHUCKLES)
- See you.
1068
00:40:44,544 --> 00:40:45,911
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1069
00:40:47,347 --> 00:40:49,482
- (TRAIN HORN BLARES)
- (CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING)
1070
00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:00,091
Whoa.
1071
00:41:00,093 --> 00:41:01,294
Show-off.
1072
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:05,029
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
1073
00:41:05,031 --> 00:41:07,198
I know.
It was so exciting!
1074
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,100
No, exciting is
when you smile.
1075
00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:10,834
Scary is when
you clench your butt,
1076
00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:12,470
and my butt
is still clenched.
1077
00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,505
Oh, come on, are you
honestly telling me...
1078
00:41:14,507 --> 00:41:17,841
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
1079
00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:20,345
Cool? Name one cool thing
about her.
1080
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,846
Um, let's see, she looks
cool, she talks cool...
1081
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:25,016
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...
1082
00:41:25,018 --> 00:41:27,185
Wait a minute, are you
saying my hair isn't cool?
1083
00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:31,422
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
1084
00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:34,025
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.
1085
00:41:34,027 --> 00:41:36,361
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
1086
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,263
To BuzzzTube.
It's this way.
1087
00:41:38,265 --> 00:41:40,531
No, no, no. We're going
back to Spamley's.
1088
00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,533
He can give us
some easier loot to find.
1089
00:41:42,535 --> 00:41:45,370
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
1090
00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,939
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
1091
00:41:47,941 --> 00:41:50,141
- Well, I do.
- Well, I... (GASPS)
1092
00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:52,076
- Hello, mister.
- Who are you?
1093
00:41:52,078 --> 00:41:53,978
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
1094
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,214
Huh. An actual eboy.
1095
00:41:56,216 --> 00:41:59,584
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
1096
00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:02,887
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
1097
00:42:02,889 --> 00:42:04,522
You got it, Jackson!
1098
00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:08,426
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...
1099
00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:10,261
it will take 20 years
1100
00:42:10,263 --> 00:42:12,030
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.
1101
00:42:12,032 --> 00:42:15,099
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
1102
00:42:15,101 --> 00:42:16,934
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
1103
00:42:16,936 --> 00:42:18,238
is a terrible idea.
1104
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:23,910
(OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS)
1105
00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:29,080
Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
1106
00:42:29,082 --> 00:42:31,549
Yeah, if you like
babies and cats.
1107
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:33,418
- Look, there's you!
- Oh, yeah.
1108
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,919
RALPH: (ON VIDEO)
I'm gonna wreck it!
1109
00:42:34,921 --> 00:42:36,289
(ALL LAUGHING)
1110
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,290
VANELLOPE: I wonder
why those little guys
1111
00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:41,059
are giving your video
all those hearts?
1112
00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:42,293
Because obviously
they love me.
1113
00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,529
I told you this place
was a good idea.
1114
00:42:44,531 --> 00:42:46,397
(SCOFFS) Yeah,
sure you did, doof.
1115
00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,966
Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
1116
00:42:48,968 --> 00:42:52,270
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
1117
00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:54,307
No. No. No.
1118
00:42:54,941 --> 00:42:57,576
Uninspired, cliched...
1119
00:42:57,578 --> 00:42:59,477
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
1120
00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:02,180
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
1121
00:43:02,182 --> 00:43:05,416
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.
1122
00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:06,951
- No!
- (DOOR OPENS)
1123
00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:10,054
Heyo! Are you
the head of Al Gore?
1124
00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:13,958
I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...
1125
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,661
which means
I curate the content...
1126
00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:18,530
at the Internet's most
popular video-sharing site.
1127
00:43:18,532 --> 00:43:20,298
Which means, I don't
have time to trifle...
1128
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,934
with every shoeless,
mouth-breathing hobo
1129
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,202
that trundles
into my office.
1130
00:43:24,204 --> 00:43:25,604
Call security, Maybe.
1131
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:29,307
Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
1132
00:43:29,309 --> 00:43:30,476
Who?
1133
00:43:30,478 --> 00:43:32,110
The man
with the undulating jowls.
1134
00:43:32,112 --> 00:43:33,512
So?
1135
00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:35,980
(WHISPERS) His video has
1.3 million hearts.
1136
00:43:35,982 --> 00:43:37,649
(EXCLAIMS) Well!
1137
00:43:37,651 --> 00:43:40,184
(LAUGHS)
Why didn't you tell me
1138
00:43:40,186 --> 00:43:42,153
I was in the presence
of a genius?
1139
00:43:42,155 --> 00:43:43,589
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES)
1140
00:43:43,591 --> 00:43:45,189
Yeah, this lady
named Shank...
1141
00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:46,492
she actually made the video.
1142
00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:48,660
She's the one who told us
to come see you.
1143
00:43:48,662 --> 00:43:50,995
No wonder
your video's so dope.
1144
00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:52,631
Shank is for real cool.
1145
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:53,998
Right?
1146
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,367
(SCOFFS) She is not.
1147
00:43:55,369 --> 00:43:57,336
I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
1148
00:43:57,338 --> 00:44:00,339
Well, that's right,
you big baby.
1149
00:44:00,341 --> 00:44:01,205
- (YESSS COOING)
- (GIGGLES)
1150
00:44:01,207 --> 00:44:02,374
Yeah.
1151
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,542
Um, what'd you say
your name was?
1152
00:44:03,544 --> 00:44:05,209
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
1153
00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:08,480
Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
you are trending!
1154
00:44:08,482 --> 00:44:12,484
And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
1155
00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,085
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
1156
00:44:14,087 --> 00:44:15,219
Yes! Hearts!
1157
00:44:15,221 --> 00:44:17,054
(BOTH REPEATING)
1158
00:44:17,056 --> 00:44:18,390
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1159
00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:20,225
Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
1160
00:44:20,227 --> 00:44:21,993
you guys got going on here...
1161
00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:23,562
but Shank kinda
told us that
1162
00:44:23,564 --> 00:44:27,031
viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
1163
00:44:27,033 --> 00:44:29,100
Oh, hearts are money, honey.
1164
00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:31,303
Your Buzzzy account converts
hearts into dollars.
1165
00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:32,671
Ka-ching!
1166
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,506
RALPH: $43,000!
1167
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:37,476
Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
1168
00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:40,412
Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)
1169
00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:42,381
That's $43.
1170
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:46,418
43? That's not even
half of 27,001.
1171
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:49,721
And we only have eight
hours left to save my game.
1172
00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:52,658
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
1173
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:54,359
Your video is tapped out.
1174
00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:55,794
But I thought
I was trenching?
1175
00:44:55,796 --> 00:44:57,329
Trending.
1176
00:44:57,331 --> 00:44:59,498
You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
1177
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,467
Now, you're not.
(CHUCKLES)
1178
00:45:01,469 --> 00:45:02,269
Thanks for stopping by,
though.
1179
00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:05,337
Aw!
1180
00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:06,572
What are we gonna do, kid?
1181
00:45:06,574 --> 00:45:09,508
All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
1182
00:45:09,510 --> 00:45:12,744
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race
1183
00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:13,946
and I ask Shank really...
1184
00:45:13,948 --> 00:45:18,283
No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
1185
00:45:18,285 --> 00:45:20,519
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos...
1186
00:45:20,521 --> 00:45:23,155
of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
1187
00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:24,790
You mean
saturate the market?
1188
00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:27,292
That could get you
a lot of hearts fast.
1189
00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:28,527
Have you thought
this through at all?
1190
00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:31,330
What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
1191
00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:33,632
I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
1192
00:45:33,634 --> 00:45:36,235
Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
1193
00:45:36,237 --> 00:45:38,437
Mmm-hmm. Let's have
a lookie-lookie.
1194
00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,506
As usual, human suffering
is number one...
1195
00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:42,207
followed by hot pepper
1196
00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:43,475
- eating challenges...
- (SCREAMING)
1197
00:45:43,477 --> 00:45:45,177
- video game walkthroughs...
- (GOAT SCREAMING)
1198
00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:46,612
oh, screaming goats
are back...
1199
00:45:46,614 --> 00:45:49,715
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...
1200
00:45:49,717 --> 00:45:52,718
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
1201
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,256
(BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends.
1202
00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:57,222
(BOTH GROAN)
1203
00:45:57,224 --> 00:45:58,590
Two weeks in a row, guys.
1204
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,592
That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
1205
00:46:00,594 --> 00:46:03,428
He won't be doing any bee puns.
They're beneath you.
1206
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:06,198
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
1207
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,167
And I'm eating a hot pepper,
and I'm putting on makeup...
1208
00:46:09,169 --> 00:46:10,602
and whatever else it takes!
1209
00:46:10,604 --> 00:46:13,305
Because, kid, we came here
to save your game
1210
00:46:13,307 --> 00:46:14,606
and we're gonna do it.
1211
00:46:14,608 --> 00:46:16,475
I love it! Ha!
1212
00:46:16,477 --> 00:46:18,277
That is what the Internet
was made for!
1213
00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:19,713
Now, let's get to work.
1214
00:46:20,681 --> 00:46:22,281
(LEE YAWNING)
1215
00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:23,750
Seen it.
1216
00:46:23,752 --> 00:46:25,584
Saw that one.
1217
00:46:25,586 --> 00:46:27,621
Seen it. Seen it.
1218
00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:29,889
- Huh?
- (MOUSE CLICKS)
1219
00:46:29,891 --> 00:46:32,159
(RALPH SHOUTING)
1220
00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:37,864
(CHUCKLES)
1221
00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:40,365
Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
1222
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,834
That bad guy
from the old video game?
1223
00:46:41,836 --> 00:46:43,870
Yeah, exactly.
1224
00:46:43,872 --> 00:46:45,170
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.
1225
00:46:45,172 --> 00:46:46,471
Check it out, dude.
1226
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:47,776
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.
1227
00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:51,680
(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
1228
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,820
Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!
1229
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:02,354
I'm your host,
Dani Fernandez.
1230
00:47:02,356 --> 00:47:03,856
Nobody knows
who's making them,
1231
00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:05,625
but the whole world
is going bonkers...
1232
00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:08,327
over a series
of truly bizarre videos...
1233
00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:10,730
starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-It Ralph.
1234
00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:12,665
Check out what
everyone is buzzing about...
1235
00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,199
over at BuzzzTube.com.
1236
00:47:14,201 --> 00:47:15,835
Hey, guys,
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1237
00:47:15,837 --> 00:47:18,437
with the ghost pepper
challenge.
1238
00:47:18,439 --> 00:47:20,140
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
1239
00:47:20,842 --> 00:47:22,407
Mmm. That's not so...
1240
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:24,677
Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
1241
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:26,479
(CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.
1242
00:47:26,481 --> 00:47:27,614
Check it out, dude.
1243
00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:29,582
Where are these things
coming from?
1244
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:30,717
Hey, Josey,
1245
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:31,818
did you see
the pepper challenge?
1246
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:32,919
JOSEY: Oh, not yet.
1247
00:47:32,921 --> 00:47:35,387
I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
1248
00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:36,756
It's disgusting.
1249
00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:38,223
RALPH: You don't want
any real hard lines.
1250
00:47:38,225 --> 00:47:40,660
You just want to blend that
out there, like this...
1251
00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:42,562
And that, my friends,
1252
00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:45,398
is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.
1253
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,499
- (LAUGHTER)
- I always start
1254
00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:49,902
with the hootnanny.
Shift it into a floss.
1255
00:47:49,904 --> 00:47:53,271
And now I finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
1256
00:47:53,273 --> 00:47:54,807
Follow along with me,
1257
00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:58,578
and I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend...
1258
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,346
- in the form of a tree.
- (LAUGHTER)
1259
00:48:00,348 --> 00:48:01,650
Everybody needs a friend.
1260
00:48:03,385 --> 00:48:04,784
Look at these guys.
1261
00:48:04,786 --> 00:48:06,753
Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.
1262
00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:08,955
You couch potatoes.
Wake up.
1263
00:48:08,957 --> 00:48:11,924
We've been baking
at about 950 degrees
1264
00:48:11,926 --> 00:48:13,426
now for six hours...
1265
00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:14,927
so she should be ready.
1266
00:48:14,929 --> 00:48:16,295
(COUGHING)
1267
00:48:16,297 --> 00:48:19,298
Voila! Burnt pie!
1268
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:20,767
Let's have a little whiff
of this here. (SNIFFS)
1269
00:48:20,769 --> 00:48:22,637
(SHOUTING) My hair,
my hair! My hair!
1270
00:48:23,471 --> 00:48:25,505
This man is on fire.
1271
00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:27,607
Literal and figurative fire.
1272
00:48:27,609 --> 00:48:29,475
But he still needs
200 million hearts
1273
00:48:29,477 --> 00:48:30,910
in the next five hours...
1274
00:48:30,912 --> 00:48:32,912
or this beautiful child
loses her game.
1275
00:48:32,914 --> 00:48:35,415
That's why
I'm on to phase two...
1276
00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:37,917
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
1277
00:48:37,919 --> 00:48:40,019
I need you out there
popping up...
1278
00:48:40,021 --> 00:48:42,522
and getting clicks
all over the Internet.
1279
00:48:42,524 --> 00:48:45,425
I'm talking Tumblr,
Instagram, Mashable.
1280
00:48:45,427 --> 00:48:46,826
Be my pied pipers and
1281
00:48:46,828 --> 00:48:49,495
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube...
1282
00:48:49,497 --> 00:48:51,733
because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.
1283
00:48:56,004 --> 00:48:58,337
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you, you.
1284
00:48:58,339 --> 00:48:59,806
You don't wanna miss this.
1285
00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:00,840
It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video.
1286
00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,410
Click it. Click it!
1287
00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:17,790
Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.
1288
00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:19,026
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
1289
00:49:19,028 --> 00:49:21,661
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggressive?
1290
00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:24,497
I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1291
00:49:24,499 --> 00:49:26,701
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1292
00:49:27,769 --> 00:49:29,869
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
1293
00:49:29,871 --> 00:49:31,471
Thank you!
1294
00:49:31,473 --> 00:49:32,605
If you're going, I wanna go.
1295
00:49:32,607 --> 00:49:36,043
No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.
1296
00:49:36,045 --> 00:49:39,345
What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.
1297
00:49:39,347 --> 00:49:40,713
Or peanut butter and bacon.
1298
00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:42,515
One cannot exist
without the other.
1299
00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:43,783
Go on, kid, tell her.
1300
00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:44,751
It's true.
1301
00:49:44,753 --> 00:49:48,321
In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine
1302
00:49:48,323 --> 00:49:50,389
if we're apart
for a minute.
1303
00:49:50,391 --> 00:49:52,893
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
1304
00:49:52,895 --> 00:49:54,496
I just wanna get out there
and be useful.
1305
00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:56,529
But without me?
1306
00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:58,564
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.
1307
00:49:58,566 --> 00:50:00,733
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
1308
00:50:00,735 --> 00:50:02,735
Well, I'm bigger.
1309
00:50:02,737 --> 00:50:04,670
Don't be insecure,
big fella.
1310
00:50:04,672 --> 00:50:06,974
She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.
1311
00:50:06,976 --> 00:50:09,744
She'll be in
my personal web browser.
1312
00:50:11,046 --> 00:50:13,379
And your app comes
with BuzzzFace...
1313
00:50:13,381 --> 00:50:15,581
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the Internet.
1314
00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,416
See, I'll be fine.
1315
00:50:17,418 --> 00:50:19,320
I know, I just...
1316
00:50:21,556 --> 00:50:23,090
(SIGHS)
1317
00:50:23,092 --> 00:50:25,959
We haven't been apart
in like six years.
1318
00:50:25,961 --> 00:50:27,863
I'm going to miss you.
1319
00:50:28,496 --> 00:50:30,764
You'll be fine, too.
1320
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:32,532
The more hearts
your videos get,
1321
00:50:32,534 --> 00:50:34,500
the faster
we'll get the wheel.
1322
00:50:34,502 --> 00:50:36,103
And then we can go home.
1323
00:50:36,105 --> 00:50:37,637
Look, we'll be celebrating
1324
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:39,873
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.
1325
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,778
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1326
00:50:43,411 --> 00:50:45,045
Bye!
1327
00:50:45,047 --> 00:50:47,881
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.
1328
00:50:47,883 --> 00:50:49,384
(WHOOSHES)
1329
00:50:49,718 --> 00:50:50,786
(SIGHS)
1330
00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:53,787
So where exactly
are you sending her?
1331
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:56,056
Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game...
1332
00:50:56,058 --> 00:50:57,726
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
1333
00:50:59,494 --> 00:51:01,128
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
1334
00:51:01,130 --> 00:51:03,764
Those games are dangerous,
and they rot your brain.
1335
00:51:03,766 --> 00:51:05,065
Why don't we
send her somewhere
1336
00:51:05,067 --> 00:51:07,734
a little more totally
different than that...
1337
00:51:07,736 --> 00:51:10,137
and nowhere near there?
1338
00:51:10,139 --> 00:51:13,406
Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.
1339
00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:15,642
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess...
1340
00:51:15,644 --> 00:51:17,678
so how about this one here
1341
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,112
with the sweet little
pink castle?
1342
00:51:19,114 --> 00:51:20,280
I love it.
1343
00:51:20,282 --> 00:51:24,186
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
1344
00:51:28,057 --> 00:51:29,957
- (GIRLS CHEERING)
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1345
00:51:29,959 --> 00:51:33,128
Jeez Louise, this place
is bonkers! Whoa!
1346
00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:40,870
To infinity and beyond!
1347
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,674
Aw, come on. Princesses
and cartoon characters?
1348
00:51:47,676 --> 00:51:49,142
Lame.
1349
00:51:49,144 --> 00:51:51,845
Hey, easy there.
1350
00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:54,049
Oh, I mean,
no offense or anything.
1351
00:51:54,984 --> 00:51:57,150
Well, time to get to work.
1352
00:51:57,152 --> 00:51:58,685
ANNOUNCER:
And for your final question.
1353
00:51:58,687 --> 00:52:01,755
"My friends
would describe me as?"
1354
00:52:01,757 --> 00:52:04,858
"Smart, funny,
kind, or brave."
1355
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:05,861
Um...
1356
00:52:06,695 --> 00:52:08,962
Kind, I guess?
1357
00:52:08,964 --> 00:52:13,000
Based on your answers,
your princess BFF is
1358
00:52:13,002 --> 00:52:14,801
Snow White!
1359
00:52:14,803 --> 00:52:16,203
I do believe our friendship
1360
00:52:16,205 --> 00:52:18,205
will be the fairest
of them all!
1361
00:52:18,207 --> 00:52:21,541
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
It's Wreck-It Ralph.
1362
00:52:21,543 --> 00:52:23,543
Just click here
to see his new video.
1363
00:52:23,545 --> 00:52:24,678
(BEEPS)
1364
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,480
Thank you.
1365
00:52:26,482 --> 00:52:29,116
Yeah, um, in Captain America:
The First Avenger...
1366
00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:31,018
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
1367
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:33,186
the World Tree,
Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.
1368
00:52:33,188 --> 00:52:35,055
Are we to believe, sir,
1369
00:52:35,057 --> 00:52:36,659
that you are a descendant
of that tree?
1370
00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:39,526
I am Groot.
1371
00:52:39,528 --> 00:52:41,561
Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
1372
00:52:41,563 --> 00:52:43,730
Um, what is Drax really like?
1373
00:52:43,732 --> 00:52:45,233
- I am Groot.
- Thank you.
1374
00:52:45,235 --> 00:52:48,568
Yeah. Are you a conifer
or a fruit-bearing tree?
1375
00:52:48,570 --> 00:52:49,636
- I...
- Excuse me.
1376
00:52:49,638 --> 00:52:50,704
I'll take this one.
He is Groot,
1377
00:52:50,706 --> 00:52:51,805
I am Vanellope,
1378
00:52:51,807 --> 00:52:53,108
click here
to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
1379
00:52:54,543 --> 00:52:57,711
Eh, this is almost too easy.
1380
00:52:57,713 --> 00:52:59,112
STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you
have a permit for that pop-up?
1381
00:52:59,114 --> 00:53:00,547
Uh...
1382
00:53:00,549 --> 00:53:03,050
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
1383
00:53:03,052 --> 00:53:04,918
- Boop!
- (SCREAMS)
1384
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,055
STORMTROOPER 2:
She's getting away.
1385
00:53:07,022 --> 00:53:08,722
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)
1386
00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:09,725
STORMTROOPER 3: This way.
1387
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,292
Ooh!
1388
00:53:11,294 --> 00:53:12,494
Sorry, mister!
1389
00:53:15,864 --> 00:53:19,067
Hey, can't you read?
Cast members only!
1390
00:53:19,069 --> 00:53:21,069
(VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS)
1391
00:53:21,071 --> 00:53:22,536
STORMTROOPER 2: I think she
went down this way. Come on.
1392
00:53:22,538 --> 00:53:23,870
STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that.
1393
00:53:23,872 --> 00:53:25,005
STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see
a kid come through here?
1394
00:53:25,007 --> 00:53:27,741
She came running through here
like a headless hen.
1395
00:53:27,743 --> 00:53:29,876
(STRAINING)
1396
00:53:29,878 --> 00:53:30,777
STORMTROOPER 3:
Any sign of her?
1397
00:53:30,779 --> 00:53:32,779
STORMTROOPER 2:
No, maybe she went down
1398
00:53:32,781 --> 00:53:34,082
to the Air Bud pavilion.
1399
00:53:34,084 --> 00:53:35,684
STORMTROOPER 3:
Come on. Let's check it out.
1400
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,886
(PRINCESSES CHATTERING)
1401
00:53:39,888 --> 00:53:41,621
(PRINCESS HUMMING)
1402
00:53:41,623 --> 00:53:42,956
(PRINCESSES GASPING)
1403
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,092
Uh, hi!
1404
00:53:44,094 --> 00:53:46,729
(PRINCESSES GRUNTING,
SHOUTING)
1405
00:53:47,998 --> 00:53:49,964
Whoa, whoa.
Ladies, I can explain.
1406
00:53:49,966 --> 00:53:52,934
See, I'm a princess, too.
1407
00:53:52,936 --> 00:53:54,768
- Wait, what?
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.
1408
00:53:54,770 --> 00:53:56,803
Princess Vanellope
Von Schweetz...
1409
00:53:56,805 --> 00:53:59,740
of the, uh, Sugar Rush
Von Schweetzes.
1410
00:53:59,742 --> 00:54:01,042
I'm sure you've heard of us.
1411
00:54:01,044 --> 00:54:03,244
It'd be embarrassing for you
if you haven't.
1412
00:54:03,246 --> 00:54:04,145
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1413
00:54:04,147 --> 00:54:06,713
Huh. What kind of
a princess are you?
1414
00:54:06,715 --> 00:54:07,882
What kind?
1415
00:54:07,884 --> 00:54:09,716
- Do you have magic hair?
- No.
1416
00:54:09,718 --> 00:54:11,319
- Magic hands?
- No.
1417
00:54:11,321 --> 00:54:13,587
- Do animals talk to you?
- No.
1418
00:54:13,589 --> 00:54:14,721
- Were you poisoned?
- No!
1419
00:54:14,723 --> 00:54:15,990
- BOTH: Cursed?
- No!
1420
00:54:15,992 --> 00:54:17,691
- BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No!
1421
00:54:17,693 --> 00:54:19,293
Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?
1422
00:54:19,295 --> 00:54:20,828
Then I have to assume
you made a deal
1423
00:54:20,830 --> 00:54:22,230
with an underwater
sea witch...
1424
00:54:22,232 --> 00:54:23,131
where she took your voice
1425
00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:25,632
in exchange
for a pair of human legs?
1426
00:54:25,634 --> 00:54:28,002
No! Good Lord,
who would do that?
1427
00:54:28,004 --> 00:54:29,603
(SING-SONG) Have you ever had
True Love's Kiss?
1428
00:54:29,605 --> 00:54:30,872
Ew! Barf!
1429
00:54:30,874 --> 00:54:32,006
Do you have daddy issues?
1430
00:54:32,008 --> 00:54:33,274
I don't even have a mom.
1431
00:54:33,276 --> 00:54:35,076
PRINCESSES: Neither do we!
1432
00:54:35,078 --> 00:54:37,611
And now for
the million-dollar question.
1433
00:54:37,613 --> 00:54:40,114
Do people assume
all your problems got solved
1434
00:54:40,116 --> 00:54:42,016
because a big strong man
showed up?
1435
00:54:42,018 --> 00:54:44,152
Yes! What is up with that?
1436
00:54:44,154 --> 00:54:45,753
ALL: She is a princess!
1437
00:54:45,755 --> 00:54:47,155
(VOCALIZING)
1438
00:54:47,157 --> 00:54:48,856
Who made your gown?
1439
00:54:48,858 --> 00:54:50,690
I've never seen
anything quite like it.
1440
00:54:50,692 --> 00:54:51,993
Oh, this old thing?
1441
00:54:51,995 --> 00:54:53,861
Oh, I'd so love to
have one of my own.
1442
00:54:53,863 --> 00:54:54,962
- As would I.
- MOANA: Me too!
1443
00:54:54,964 --> 00:54:56,764
- ELSA: So cool.
- Best outfit ever!
1444
00:54:56,766 --> 00:54:57,932
Ooh! I want one, too,
you guys!
1445
00:54:57,934 --> 00:54:59,335
I'll get my mice on this.
1446
00:55:01,304 --> 00:55:02,370
(SIGHS)
1447
00:55:02,372 --> 00:55:04,839
So this is love.
1448
00:55:04,841 --> 00:55:09,210
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the queen of comfy!
1449
00:55:09,212 --> 00:55:11,179
- (PRINCESSES CHEERING)
- RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope!
1450
00:55:11,181 --> 00:55:13,981
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world...
1451
00:55:13,983 --> 00:55:16,150
I never thought
I'd get to wear a real...
1452
00:55:16,152 --> 00:55:17,652
what's it called again?
1453
00:55:17,654 --> 00:55:20,088
Oh, yeah. Shirt.
1454
00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:23,991
♪ I once had a dream
that I might wear a shirt... ♪
1455
00:55:23,993 --> 00:55:26,694
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait! What's going on?
1456
00:55:26,696 --> 00:55:28,196
Uh, she's singing.
1457
00:55:28,198 --> 00:55:31,365
Yeah, but there was like music
and a spotlight.
1458
00:55:31,367 --> 00:55:33,201
Wait, you all
saw it too, right?
1459
00:55:33,203 --> 00:55:34,402
That's what happens
1460
00:55:34,404 --> 00:55:36,704
when a princess
sings about her dreams.
1461
00:55:36,706 --> 00:55:40,007
Oh, that's never happened
to me. I mean, not even once.
1462
00:55:40,009 --> 00:55:41,909
Why don't you give it
a try?
1463
00:55:41,911 --> 00:55:44,879
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
1464
00:55:44,881 --> 00:55:46,347
Okay. Uh, sure.
1465
00:55:46,349 --> 00:55:48,084
Huh. I could do that.
Um, let's see.
1466
00:55:48,451 --> 00:55:50,251
(CLEARS THROAT)
1467
00:55:50,253 --> 00:55:54,889
♪ Oh, steering wheel
Oh, steering wheel
1468
00:55:54,891 --> 00:55:58,326
♪ Oh, yes
I want a steering wheel ♪
1469
00:55:58,328 --> 00:56:00,663
(SCATTING)
1470
00:56:01,865 --> 00:56:03,698
Well, there is a lot
to unpack here.
1471
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,032
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
1472
00:56:05,034 --> 00:56:07,368
So, this steering wheel
you sing of,
1473
00:56:07,370 --> 00:56:08,970
that's a metaphor?
1474
00:56:08,972 --> 00:56:11,172
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
a metaphor. I just...
1475
00:56:11,174 --> 00:56:13,774
I literally want
a steering wheel.
1476
00:56:13,776 --> 00:56:15,977
I think the issue is
I was a little pitchy.
1477
00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:17,412
Maybe a little.
1478
00:56:17,414 --> 00:56:20,815
But sometimes
your song can't start...
1479
00:56:20,817 --> 00:56:22,952
until you go someplace
to reflect.
1480
00:56:23,953 --> 00:56:25,420
What works for some of us...
1481
00:56:25,422 --> 00:56:29,025
is finding a form of water
and staring at it.
1482
00:56:29,726 --> 00:56:31,058
What?
1483
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:33,395
Oh, yes, I like to stare
at a wishing well!
1484
00:56:33,397 --> 00:56:34,795
I stare at the ocean.
1485
00:56:34,797 --> 00:56:35,963
Horse trough.
1486
00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:37,098
Soap bubbles!
1487
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,802
Wait, you're saying if I just
stare at some water...
1488
00:56:40,471 --> 00:56:42,271
Uh, important water.
1489
00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:45,106
Right. Of course.
"Important water."
1490
00:56:45,108 --> 00:56:47,442
I stare at
the important water...
1491
00:56:47,444 --> 00:56:50,778
and somehow magically I'll
start singing about my dream?
1492
00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:51,846
- RAPUNZEL: For sure.
- TIANA: Mmm-hmm.
1493
00:56:51,848 --> 00:56:54,449
Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
ladies, but thanks.
1494
00:56:54,451 --> 00:56:55,983
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1495
00:56:55,985 --> 00:56:57,852
C-3PO: Five minutes,
Princesses.
1496
00:56:57,854 --> 00:57:00,455
Another "Which Disney Princess
Are You?" quizlet
1497
00:57:00,457 --> 00:57:02,156
starts in five minutes.
1498
00:57:02,158 --> 00:57:04,459
- (PRINCESSES GROAN)
- JASMINE: Okay, thank you.
1499
00:57:04,461 --> 00:57:07,496
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
1500
00:57:07,498 --> 00:57:09,764
It was lovely to meet you,
Vanellope.
1501
00:57:09,766 --> 00:57:11,899
And best of luck
finding your song.
1502
00:57:11,901 --> 00:57:14,438
(SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH)
1503
00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,175
Uh-huh.
1504
00:57:20,177 --> 00:57:21,476
(WHISPERING)
What did she just say?
1505
00:57:21,478 --> 00:57:23,412
We don't know.
We can't understand her.
1506
00:57:23,414 --> 00:57:25,113
She's from
the other studio.
1507
00:57:25,115 --> 00:57:26,847
Ah.
1508
00:57:26,849 --> 00:57:29,050
RALPH: Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1509
00:57:29,052 --> 00:57:31,786
with a little box
I'm gonna open.
1510
00:57:31,788 --> 00:57:33,255
Let's see what we got here.
1511
00:57:33,257 --> 00:57:36,558
A "Pancake Milkshake
Fun Set." Huh.
1512
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,060
Got a little heft to it.
1513
00:57:38,062 --> 00:57:39,860
Something wobbling
around in there.
1514
00:57:39,862 --> 00:57:41,330
Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny.
1515
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,464
Let's open it up.
1516
00:57:42,466 --> 00:57:44,132
- (BUZZING)
- (RALPH SCREAMING)
1517
00:57:44,134 --> 00:57:46,901
(ANNOUNCER READING)
1518
00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:48,203
Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun
1519
00:57:48,205 --> 00:57:50,472
would be the thing
to put us over the top?
1520
00:57:50,474 --> 00:57:52,274
Huh. That's the Internet
for you.
1521
00:57:52,276 --> 00:57:55,277
All right, it is uploading.
1522
00:57:55,279 --> 00:57:56,511
Hey, mister!
1523
00:57:56,513 --> 00:57:57,878
(GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy.
1524
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,147
Just here to let you know
1525
00:57:59,149 --> 00:58:01,882
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.
1526
00:58:01,884 --> 00:58:03,952
(SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy.
1527
00:58:03,954 --> 00:58:04,955
You got it, chairman.
1528
00:58:05,556 --> 00:58:06,887
You hear that, Yesss?
1529
00:58:06,889 --> 00:58:08,357
We don't have
a lot of time left.
1530
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:09,524
- Okay. We just gotta...
- (COMPUTER BUZZES)
1531
00:58:09,526 --> 00:58:11,859
No, no, no.
1532
00:58:11,861 --> 00:58:13,562
No! Not you!
1533
00:58:13,564 --> 00:58:15,230
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
1534
00:58:15,232 --> 00:58:16,398
What does that mean?
1535
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,000
(GROANS)
The file's not loading.
1536
00:58:18,002 --> 00:58:19,935
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.
1537
00:58:19,937 --> 00:58:22,837
- Hmm.
- You don't have enough hearts.
1538
00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:24,206
Ralph, where are you going?
1539
00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:25,442
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.
1540
00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:27,376
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
1541
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:30,045
Now, someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
1542
00:58:30,047 --> 00:58:32,916
- (PANTING)
- (RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
1543
00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:35,417
RALPH: Only one person.
1544
00:58:35,419 --> 00:58:36,918
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
1545
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:37,853
you're gonna love it.
1546
00:58:37,855 --> 00:58:40,889
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
1547
00:58:40,891 --> 00:58:42,524
What are you...
You guys!
1548
00:58:42,526 --> 00:58:44,426
Aw. A cat?
1549
00:58:44,428 --> 00:58:48,332
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
1550
00:58:49,266 --> 00:58:50,399
Aw.
1551
00:58:50,401 --> 00:58:51,533
What?
1552
00:58:51,535 --> 00:58:53,502
Give me that hose, partner.
1553
00:58:53,504 --> 00:58:56,972
You know you love me, give me those hearts.
There we go.
1554
00:58:56,974 --> 00:58:59,574
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart.
1555
00:58:59,576 --> 00:59:02,212
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.
1556
00:59:02,913 --> 00:59:03,914
Hello?
1557
00:59:05,182 --> 00:59:06,417
Anybody in here?
1558
00:59:09,286 --> 00:59:11,221
What the heck is this place?
1559
00:59:12,956 --> 00:59:14,491
Some kind of libary?
1560
00:59:16,126 --> 00:59:18,226
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
1561
00:59:18,228 --> 00:59:20,929
Hey, they're talking about me.
1562
00:59:20,931 --> 00:59:23,999
Gee whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
1563
00:59:24,001 --> 00:59:26,535
"Fix-It Felix, Jr.
was my favorite game."
1564
00:59:26,537 --> 00:59:28,303
Hmm. Mine, too.
1565
00:59:28,305 --> 00:59:30,341
"Ralph's videos stink."
1566
00:59:31,141 --> 00:59:32,274
What?
1567
00:59:32,276 --> 00:59:34,309
"So stupid."
1568
00:59:34,311 --> 00:59:36,447
"Ralph is the worst."
1569
00:59:37,548 --> 00:59:39,350
"I hate him."
1570
00:59:40,150 --> 00:59:42,953
"He's so fat and ugly."
1571
00:59:45,189 --> 00:59:49,527
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
1572
00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:59,401
YESSS: Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
1573
00:59:59,403 --> 01:00:01,004
Hey, I got to show you...
1574
01:00:02,272 --> 01:00:03,307
Oh.
1575
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,308
First rule
of the Internet...
1576
01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:09,211
do not read the comments.
1577
01:00:09,213 --> 01:00:10,448
I should have told you that.
1578
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:12,715
Look.
1579
01:00:12,717 --> 01:00:16,017
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...
1580
01:00:16,019 --> 01:00:17,620
but you gotta ignore all this.
1581
01:00:17,622 --> 01:00:21,022
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
1582
01:00:21,024 --> 01:00:23,024
I don't care.
It's fine.
1583
01:00:23,026 --> 01:00:24,627
(SNIFFLES)
1584
01:00:24,629 --> 01:00:27,499
People hated me my whole life
for being the bad guy.
1585
01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:30,232
It's just a good reminder
1586
01:00:30,234 --> 01:00:31,601
that this is the only heart
1587
01:00:31,603 --> 01:00:32,437
that really matters.
1588
01:00:33,303 --> 01:00:35,036
Vanellope gave me this...
1589
01:00:35,038 --> 01:00:36,472
and as long as she likes me...
1590
01:00:36,474 --> 01:00:38,307
I don't need anybody else.
1591
01:00:38,309 --> 01:00:39,975
And I sure
don't need the Internet.
1592
01:00:39,977 --> 01:00:41,444
Hold on. (CHUCKLES)
1593
01:00:41,446 --> 01:00:43,479
It's not all bad.
1594
01:00:43,481 --> 01:00:45,481
The Internet
can also be a place...
1595
01:00:45,483 --> 01:00:47,983
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...
1596
01:00:47,985 --> 01:00:51,320
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
1597
01:00:51,322 --> 01:00:53,456
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
1598
01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:54,724
Wait, really?
1599
01:00:54,726 --> 01:00:57,092
Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.
1600
01:00:57,094 --> 01:01:00,061
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
1601
01:01:00,063 --> 01:01:01,297
Oh, my gosh!
1602
01:01:01,299 --> 01:01:02,732
This is great!
1603
01:01:02,734 --> 01:01:04,667
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
1604
01:01:04,669 --> 01:01:06,067
That's really true.
1605
01:01:06,069 --> 01:01:07,503
Hey, eboy?
1606
01:01:07,505 --> 01:01:09,070
What do you need, ace?
1607
01:01:09,072 --> 01:01:10,640
Can you give me a ride?
1608
01:01:10,642 --> 01:01:12,710
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
1609
01:01:14,077 --> 01:01:16,448
Come on, song, come on.
1610
01:01:17,415 --> 01:01:19,016
I'm reflecting.
1611
01:01:19,651 --> 01:01:21,016
What is it that I want?
1612
01:01:21,018 --> 01:01:22,385
What is my quest?
1613
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,355
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
What is my dream?
1614
01:01:25,523 --> 01:01:26,589
(GROANS)
1615
01:01:26,591 --> 01:01:29,024
Well, ladies, I tried.
1616
01:01:29,026 --> 01:01:31,494
No song for this princess,
I guess.
1617
01:01:31,496 --> 01:01:33,431
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Ooh! Huh.
1618
01:01:35,065 --> 01:01:37,032
How does this thing work?
1619
01:01:37,034 --> 01:01:38,434
- (GASPS)
- Hey, kid, can you see me?
1620
01:01:38,436 --> 01:01:40,336
Yeah! Yeah,
you're right there.
1621
01:01:40,338 --> 01:01:42,438
We did it! We got the money!
1622
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,774
No way, Ralph!
That's great!
1623
01:01:44,776 --> 01:01:47,276
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
1624
01:01:47,278 --> 01:01:48,544
We're almost there, champ.
1625
01:01:48,546 --> 01:01:49,679
Good work, eboy.
1626
01:01:49,681 --> 01:01:52,114
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?
1627
01:01:52,116 --> 01:01:53,683
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1628
01:01:53,685 --> 01:01:55,551
We're going home, kid!
1629
01:01:55,553 --> 01:01:57,720
Our lives can finally
get back to normal.
1630
01:01:57,722 --> 01:01:58,690
Whoo-hoo!
1631
01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:04,293
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
1632
01:02:04,295 --> 01:02:05,695
So, I guess that's it.
1633
01:02:05,697 --> 01:02:08,766
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.
1634
01:02:09,701 --> 01:02:12,134
And now, I got it, so...
1635
01:02:12,136 --> 01:02:13,438
whoo-hoo. (SIGHS)
1636
01:02:16,808 --> 01:02:17,675
(GASPS)
1637
01:02:18,476 --> 01:02:19,709
Slaughter Race?
1638
01:02:19,711 --> 01:02:21,412
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
1639
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:31,420
♪ What can it be that calls
me to this place today?
1640
01:02:31,422 --> 01:02:34,123
♪ This lawless car ballet?
1641
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,627
♪ What can it be?
1642
01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:41,731
♪ Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
1643
01:02:41,733 --> 01:02:43,466
♪ Was that a metaphor?
1644
01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:46,669
♪ Hey, there's a dollar store
1645
01:02:46,671 --> 01:02:50,306
♪ Look!
I'm rhyming
1646
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:54,610
♪ My spirits climbing
1647
01:02:54,612 --> 01:02:58,316
♪ As I'm called through
this fog of mace
1648
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,819
♪ To this place called
1649
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:06,491
♪ Slaughter Race
1650
01:03:08,259 --> 01:03:09,625
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1651
01:03:09,627 --> 01:03:11,494
♪ Welcome back
Watch your head
1652
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,396
♪ Hate to see you
end up dead
1653
01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:14,898
♪ Let's get
this party rollin'
1654
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,666
♪ Is that appliance stolen?
1655
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,167
- ♪ We have
- ♪ Fallen wires
1656
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,335
- ♪ Dumpster fires
- ♪ Creepy clowns
1657
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:20,636
♪ And burning tires
1658
01:03:20,638 --> 01:03:22,338
♪ That great white
in the sewer
1659
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,539
♪ You'll be happy
that you knew her
1660
01:03:23,541 --> 01:03:24,640
♪ Fin bump!
1661
01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:26,375
♪ Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
1662
01:03:26,377 --> 01:03:28,311
♪ With a side of license plate
1663
01:03:28,313 --> 01:03:29,646
♪ Some find us deplorable
1664
01:03:29,648 --> 01:03:31,848
♪ Well, I think
you're adorable
1665
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,351
♪ We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
1666
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:38,220
♪ And just for you
A face tattoo
1667
01:03:38,222 --> 01:03:41,359
(INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)
1668
01:03:53,839 --> 01:03:57,543
CHORUS:
♪ Slaughter Race
1669
01:03:59,578 --> 01:04:03,245
♪ My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
1670
01:04:03,247 --> 01:04:06,415
♪ Feels like my dreams
are real at last
1671
01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:10,554
♪ No trace of a frown
upon your face
1672
01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:12,221
VANELLOPE:
♪ Flying so fast
1673
01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,824
SHANK:
♪ Setting the pace
1674
01:04:13,826 --> 01:04:17,761
- ♪ Living the life
- ♪ Loving the chase
1675
01:04:17,763 --> 01:04:20,731
- ♪ Now is the time
- ♪ Here is the place
1676
01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:24,670
♪ This Slaughter Race!
1677
01:04:34,947 --> 01:04:38,515
♪ I know I should go
1678
01:04:38,517 --> 01:04:42,586
♪ But home feels so slow
1679
01:04:42,588 --> 01:04:48,759
♪ These roads are paved
with dreams
1680
01:04:48,761 --> 01:04:51,195
(ECHOING) ♪ Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
1681
01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:56,265
♪ What would Ralph say
1682
01:04:56,267 --> 01:05:00,404
♪ If it turns out I stay?
1683
01:05:00,406 --> 01:05:04,007
♪ In this place called
1684
01:05:04,009 --> 01:05:09,713
♪ Slaughter
1685
01:05:09,715 --> 01:05:14,753
♪ Race
1686
01:05:20,392 --> 01:05:24,461
♪ In this place called
1687
01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:27,966
♪ Slaughter
1688
01:05:29,034 --> 01:05:33,238
♪ Race
1689
01:05:40,679 --> 01:05:41,945
ANNOUNCER ON PA:
That old, tired laptop
1690
01:05:41,947 --> 01:05:44,681
moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!
1691
01:05:44,683 --> 01:05:46,516
SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich
playing video games?
1692
01:05:46,518 --> 01:05:47,751
Click here to...
1693
01:05:47,753 --> 01:05:49,953
Oh. Ralph. Ralph!
Hey, there.
1694
01:05:49,955 --> 01:05:51,021
Oh, hey, Spamley.
1695
01:05:51,023 --> 01:05:52,355
What's the good word,
brother?
1696
01:05:52,357 --> 01:05:54,791
Well, the good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel...
1697
01:05:54,793 --> 01:05:56,326
and we are going home.
1698
01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:57,427
Congratulations.
1699
01:05:57,429 --> 01:05:58,695
Thanks.
1700
01:05:58,697 --> 01:06:00,831
Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?
1701
01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:02,933
Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.
1702
01:06:02,935 --> 01:06:04,968
Hope she's not lost.
1703
01:06:04,970 --> 01:06:06,905
Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.
1704
01:06:09,445 --> 01:06:10,680
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1705
01:06:14,581 --> 01:06:17,181
(INAUDIBLE)
1706
01:06:17,183 --> 01:06:19,083
See over there?
Over that mountain?
1707
01:06:19,085 --> 01:06:21,111
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.
- That's the Sequoia Speedway.
1708
01:06:21,113 --> 01:06:22,858
It's gonna be unlocked
next month.
1709
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,955
Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?
1710
01:06:24,957 --> 01:06:26,490
I think
the track will end...
1711
01:06:26,492 --> 01:06:29,093
right over there. Yo,
it's gonna be so tight.
1712
01:06:29,095 --> 01:06:31,128
- VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it.
- (INAUDIBLE)
1713
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:32,429
Hey, can I tell you something
1714
01:06:32,431 --> 01:06:34,666
that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?
1715
01:06:34,668 --> 01:06:36,100
SHANK: Of course.
1716
01:06:36,102 --> 01:06:37,635
VANELLOPE:
I know it sounds crazy...
1717
01:06:37,637 --> 01:06:41,140
but the second I walked
into this game, it felt...
1718
01:06:42,007 --> 01:06:43,988
Well, it felt like home.
1719
01:06:43,990 --> 01:06:46,578
I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.
1720
01:06:46,580 --> 01:06:48,480
Oh, yeah? How so?
1721
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:50,314
'Cause it's like my dream.
1722
01:06:50,316 --> 01:06:52,517
It's full of weirdos...
1723
01:06:52,519 --> 01:06:55,727
and the racing
is super dangerous...
1724
01:06:55,729 --> 01:06:58,224
and you never know
what's gonna happen next.
1725
01:06:58,841 --> 01:07:00,142
I mean, back home,
1726
01:07:00,144 --> 01:07:02,610
I know exactly
what's gonna happen next...
1727
01:07:02,612 --> 01:07:05,615
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1728
01:07:07,784 --> 01:07:08,918
Hmm.
1729
01:07:11,155 --> 01:07:14,655
Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.
1730
01:07:14,657 --> 01:07:16,049
There is no law
1731
01:07:16,051 --> 01:07:19,485
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.
1732
01:07:19,487 --> 01:07:20,488
You know?
1733
01:07:20,923 --> 01:07:22,055
Whoa.
1734
01:07:22,057 --> 01:07:23,724
Yeah.
1735
01:07:23,726 --> 01:07:27,094
You are a very
wise person, Shank.
1736
01:07:27,096 --> 01:07:29,495
And a good friend, too.
1737
01:07:29,497 --> 01:07:30,864
Thank you.
1738
01:07:30,866 --> 01:07:33,411
Around here, peeps like
to say, "Shank you."
1739
01:07:33,413 --> 01:07:34,735
(CHUCKLES)
1740
01:07:34,737 --> 01:07:36,845
You know,
after you go home
1741
01:07:36,847 --> 01:07:38,746
and your life
gets back to normal...
1742
01:07:38,748 --> 01:07:40,715
you are always
welcome here.
1743
01:07:40,717 --> 01:07:43,718
But that's the thing,
I want this to be my normal.
1744
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,789
I want this to be my life.
1745
01:07:46,848 --> 01:07:48,218
I can't go home now.
1746
01:07:50,308 --> 01:07:51,542
I just can't.
1747
01:07:54,539 --> 01:07:55,873
(BEEPS)
1748
01:07:59,877 --> 01:08:00,878
Wow.
1749
01:08:01,618 --> 01:08:03,013
You know,
where I come from,
1750
01:08:03,015 --> 01:08:05,315
that's called
a kick in the face.
1751
01:08:05,317 --> 01:08:07,150
I can't believe it.
1752
01:08:07,152 --> 01:08:09,920
A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.
1753
01:08:09,922 --> 01:08:11,924
She's supposed to be
my best friend.
1754
01:08:12,590 --> 01:08:13,993
No, this can't be right.
1755
01:08:15,294 --> 01:08:17,127
No, she's been brainwashed.
1756
01:08:17,129 --> 01:08:18,628
That's what this is.
1757
01:08:18,630 --> 01:08:19,663
Because the Vanellope I know
1758
01:08:19,665 --> 01:08:21,098
would never abandon me
like that.
1759
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:22,866
I gotta get her out
of there now.
1760
01:08:22,868 --> 01:08:24,815
Hey, easy now, tiger.
1761
01:08:24,817 --> 01:08:26,269
I admire the impulse...
1762
01:08:26,271 --> 01:08:28,805
but you charge in there
like some white knight...
1763
01:08:28,807 --> 01:08:30,207
she's liable to hold it
against you.
1764
01:08:30,209 --> 01:08:32,643
So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game
1765
01:08:32,645 --> 01:08:33,777
that's obviously bad for her?
1766
01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:34,978
Of course not.
1767
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,914
Then how do I make her leave?
1768
01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:40,017
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1769
01:08:40,019 --> 01:08:43,887
Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or...
1770
01:08:43,889 --> 01:08:47,691
Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?
1771
01:08:47,693 --> 01:08:49,660
- Who's asking?
- Whoa.
1772
01:08:49,662 --> 01:08:50,994
Back home, me and the kid
1773
01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:53,472
used to goof off
in this game called Tron.
1774
01:08:53,474 --> 01:08:56,041
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow...
1775
01:08:56,043 --> 01:08:58,043
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out in there.
1776
01:08:58,045 --> 01:08:59,711
So, is there a way
1777
01:08:59,713 --> 01:09:01,880
to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1778
01:09:01,882 --> 01:09:02,917
Oh, there's ways.
1779
01:09:04,385 --> 01:09:05,352
Follow me.
1780
01:09:10,124 --> 01:09:11,723
I got mothers' maiden names...
1781
01:09:11,725 --> 01:09:14,059
social security numbers,
PIN numbers...
1782
01:09:14,061 --> 01:09:15,494
SPAMLEY:
Now, this area down here
1783
01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:16,812
is what's called the Darknet.
1784
01:09:16,814 --> 01:09:18,681
A lot of shady characters
hang out down here...
1785
01:09:18,683 --> 01:09:20,849
so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!
1786
01:09:20,851 --> 01:09:22,651
- (YELPS)
- Oh, there you are.
1787
01:09:22,653 --> 01:09:25,037
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making.
1788
01:09:25,039 --> 01:09:27,039
But his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see...
1789
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:30,011
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.
1790
01:09:31,029 --> 01:09:32,061
Oh, oh, here we go.
1791
01:09:32,063 --> 01:09:34,096
Are you sure this is safe?
1792
01:09:34,098 --> 01:09:35,931
(CHUCKLES) Is it safe?
Of course it is.
1793
01:09:35,933 --> 01:09:38,901
Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.
1794
01:09:38,903 --> 01:09:40,405
Oh, he has a little brother?
1795
01:09:44,175 --> 01:09:46,008
Double Dan!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1796
01:09:46,010 --> 01:09:47,410
Long time no see.
1797
01:09:47,412 --> 01:09:48,911
Who are you?
1798
01:09:48,913 --> 01:09:50,313
(STAMMERS) JP Spamley.
1799
01:09:50,315 --> 01:09:52,315
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster...
1800
01:09:52,317 --> 01:09:55,951
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.
1801
01:09:55,953 --> 01:09:57,421
- Oye. What are you looking at?
- Nothing.
1802
01:09:57,423 --> 01:09:58,522
Are you looking at my brother?
1803
01:09:58,524 --> 01:09:59,589
- No, sir.
- Don't you look
1804
01:09:59,591 --> 01:10:00,557
at my little brother.
1805
01:10:00,559 --> 01:10:02,892
- Oh, no, I wasn't.
- He's very self-conscious!
1806
01:10:02,894 --> 01:10:04,060
(GROANS)
1807
01:10:04,062 --> 01:10:05,363
- (GROWLS)
- (GASPS)
1808
01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:07,196
You?
1809
01:10:07,198 --> 01:10:09,065
What are you doing here?
1810
01:10:09,067 --> 01:10:10,299
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
1811
01:10:10,301 --> 01:10:12,336
The reason I came to
your neck of the face...
1812
01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:15,138
I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.
1813
01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:17,474
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause I...
1814
01:10:17,476 --> 01:10:19,692
Well, I heard
a little tumor, rumor...
1815
01:10:19,694 --> 01:10:21,128
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,
1816
01:10:21,130 --> 01:10:23,679
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing...
1817
01:10:23,681 --> 01:10:24,647
that might be able to
1818
01:10:24,649 --> 01:10:26,649
slow down
the Slaughter Ra game?
1819
01:10:26,651 --> 01:10:28,385
Oh, yeah.
1820
01:10:28,387 --> 01:10:31,221
My cousin Gordon told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1821
01:10:31,223 --> 01:10:32,322
Crash it? No!
1822
01:10:32,324 --> 01:10:34,191
No, no, no.
1823
01:10:34,193 --> 01:10:35,792
(STAMMERS) I don't want
anyone getting hurt.
1824
01:10:35,794 --> 01:10:36,926
DOUBLE DAN: Hmm.
1825
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:38,996
If there's a way
to just, uh...
1826
01:10:38,998 --> 01:10:39,963
I don't know...
1827
01:10:39,965 --> 01:10:42,299
just make the cars
go slow or something...
1828
01:10:42,301 --> 01:10:44,901
so the game is boring...
1829
01:10:44,903 --> 01:10:47,037
and my friend
comes back home to me.
1830
01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:50,941
Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.
1831
01:10:50,943 --> 01:10:52,309
- (GROWLING)
- (BOTH YELPING)
1832
01:10:52,311 --> 01:10:54,344
Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS)
1833
01:10:54,346 --> 01:10:55,949
He's keen.
1834
01:10:55,951 --> 01:10:59,717
Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.
1835
01:10:59,719 --> 01:11:02,661
Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses
1836
01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,777
that make a program insecure.
1837
01:11:06,993 --> 01:11:09,760
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,
1838
01:11:09,762 --> 01:11:12,495
Arthur will find some defect
in the code.
1839
01:11:12,497 --> 01:11:14,064
Then he'll copy that defect
1840
01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:16,801
and spread it
all over the game...
1841
01:11:16,803 --> 01:11:20,436
until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"...
1842
01:11:20,438 --> 01:11:22,873
just like you wanted.
1843
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:24,041
Okay.
1844
01:11:24,043 --> 01:11:25,943
Just to be super clear here...
1845
01:11:25,945 --> 01:11:27,410
no one gets hurt, right?
1846
01:11:27,412 --> 01:11:28,546
Are you stupid?
1847
01:11:28,548 --> 01:11:29,613
Well, uh...
1848
01:11:29,615 --> 01:11:31,816
Because the only way
anyone gets hurt...
1849
01:11:31,818 --> 01:11:33,316
is if you are stupid.
1850
01:11:33,318 --> 01:11:34,819
All you have to do...
1851
01:11:34,821 --> 01:11:38,105
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter Race.
1852
01:11:38,107 --> 01:11:40,107
Right. Don't be stupid.
1853
01:11:40,109 --> 01:11:41,442
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race.
1854
01:11:41,444 --> 01:11:42,543
Goiter it. Gah!
1855
01:11:42,545 --> 01:11:43,711
- Got it! Got it.
- Get out!
1856
01:11:43,713 --> 01:11:45,246
Thank you,
you're a cyst face.
1857
01:11:45,248 --> 01:11:46,414
- Out!
- I mean, assistance.
1858
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:48,282
Thank you for your
cyst face... Assistance.
1859
01:11:48,284 --> 01:11:49,750
- Get out!
- RALPH: Goodbye!
1860
01:11:49,752 --> 01:11:51,319
Ugh.
1861
01:11:51,321 --> 01:11:54,455
(PYRO PANTING)
1862
01:11:54,457 --> 01:11:56,290
Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.
1863
01:11:56,292 --> 01:11:57,625
Ah, beginner's luck.
1864
01:11:57,627 --> 01:11:59,293
Come on, kid.
I know a hustle
1865
01:11:59,295 --> 01:12:00,394
- when I see one.
- (CHUCKLES)
1866
01:12:00,396 --> 01:12:01,529
(HORN BLARES)
1867
01:12:01,531 --> 01:12:03,398
- Player's on the way.
- Thanks, Bob.
1868
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,999
- Let's roll!
- PYRO: Game faces on, guys.
1869
01:12:05,001 --> 01:12:07,101
Show time. You ready
for your first race?
1870
01:12:07,103 --> 01:12:09,504
Um, yeah. I think so.
1871
01:12:09,506 --> 01:12:12,106
Hey, don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1872
01:12:12,108 --> 01:12:14,275
Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.
1873
01:12:14,277 --> 01:12:16,413
Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, did you?
1874
01:12:17,547 --> 01:12:19,380
Not exactly.
1875
01:12:19,382 --> 01:12:22,016
Come on, V.
He's your best friend.
1876
01:12:22,018 --> 01:12:23,317
You gotta let him know
1877
01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,052
you're planning on
staying here for a while.
1878
01:12:25,054 --> 01:12:28,055
I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.
1879
01:12:28,057 --> 01:12:30,057
Yeah, he might,
but you guys...
1880
01:12:30,059 --> 01:12:32,660
you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.
1881
01:12:32,662 --> 01:12:34,462
Yeah, but what if we don't?
1882
01:12:34,464 --> 01:12:37,265
What if his feelings
get hurt so bad...
1883
01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:39,333
he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?
1884
01:12:39,335 --> 01:12:42,445
Look.
All friendships change...
1885
01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:44,280
but the good ones...
1886
01:12:44,282 --> 01:12:45,616
they get stronger
because of it.
1887
01:12:45,618 --> 01:12:47,083
(HORN BLARES)
1888
01:12:47,085 --> 01:12:48,985
Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you...
1889
01:12:48,987 --> 01:12:51,321
but the player is waiting.
1890
01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:53,189
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.
1891
01:12:53,191 --> 01:12:54,259
It's your call.
1892
01:12:55,093 --> 01:12:56,127
Yeah, okay.
1893
01:12:57,062 --> 01:12:58,127
(SIGHS) All right.
1894
01:12:58,129 --> 01:12:59,297
Let's race.
1895
01:13:02,635 --> 01:13:03,902
(SIGHS)
1896
01:13:05,538 --> 01:13:07,305
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1897
01:13:13,129 --> 01:13:15,164
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
1898
01:13:17,733 --> 01:13:19,434
Scanning for insecurities.
1899
01:13:21,803 --> 01:13:23,971
ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go."
1900
01:13:23,973 --> 01:13:25,939
Deliver the car
to Bert's Chop Shop...
1901
01:13:25,941 --> 01:13:28,875
but watch out
for Shank and her crew.
1902
01:13:28,877 --> 01:13:31,114
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1903
01:13:42,366 --> 01:13:44,399
(PLAYER SCREAMS)
1904
01:13:44,401 --> 01:13:46,735
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1905
01:13:46,737 --> 01:13:48,603
Power drift
into a drift jump!
1906
01:13:48,605 --> 01:13:50,605
I saw it! You're amazing!
1907
01:13:50,607 --> 01:13:51,608
Thank you.
1908
01:14:00,768 --> 01:14:03,805
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
1909
01:14:07,909 --> 01:14:10,577
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1910
01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:14,400
Ralph?
1911
01:14:14,402 --> 01:14:15,616
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1912
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,452
Huh.
1913
01:14:20,454 --> 01:14:22,955
Okay. Relax. Relax!
1914
01:14:22,957 --> 01:14:24,156
I'll just call him
after the race.
1915
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:25,791
It'll be okay.
1916
01:14:25,793 --> 01:14:26,961
(GLITCHES) Ralph will be fine.
1917
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:29,898
ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.
1918
01:14:31,809 --> 01:14:33,343
Copying insecurity.
1919
01:14:36,538 --> 01:14:38,938
Distributing insecurity.
1920
01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:41,007
Distributing insecurity.
1921
01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:44,577
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...
1922
01:14:44,579 --> 01:14:47,482
(GASPING) What is happening?
1923
01:14:53,388 --> 01:14:54,687
RALPH:
What's going on, Spamley?
1924
01:14:54,689 --> 01:14:56,723
The whole place
is going crazy.
1925
01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:58,791
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.
1926
01:14:58,793 --> 01:14:59,632
It was.
1927
01:14:59,634 --> 01:15:01,763
It must've found something
real unstable in there.
1928
01:15:03,364 --> 01:15:05,037
It's her glitch.
1929
01:15:05,039 --> 01:15:06,966
ANNOUNCER: Game reboot begins
1930
01:15:06,968 --> 01:15:08,551
in 60 seconds.
1931
01:15:08,553 --> 01:15:10,353
Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.
1932
01:15:10,355 --> 01:15:11,321
They're gonna
reboot the game...
1933
01:15:11,323 --> 01:15:12,655
and anything that doesn't
belong in there
1934
01:15:12,657 --> 01:15:13,756
will be deleted.
1935
01:15:13,758 --> 01:15:15,325
Yeah, and if I don't
get her outta there,
1936
01:15:15,327 --> 01:15:16,695
Vanellope's gonna die!
1937
01:15:19,464 --> 01:15:21,598
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go.
1938
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,166
I think it's my glitch.
1939
01:15:23,168 --> 01:15:26,269
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.
1940
01:15:26,271 --> 01:15:29,339
We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.
1941
01:15:29,341 --> 01:15:32,143
We got to get you out of here now.
Follow me to the exit.
1942
01:15:37,749 --> 01:15:39,050
(GASPS)
1943
01:15:41,086 --> 01:15:42,785
Oh, no, no!
1944
01:15:42,787 --> 01:15:44,155
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1945
01:15:48,869 --> 01:15:50,001
RALPH: Kid!
1946
01:15:50,003 --> 01:15:52,137
Kid, where are you?
1947
01:15:52,139 --> 01:15:54,339
SHANK: The server
is rebooting, Ralph.
1948
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,409
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1949
01:15:56,411 --> 01:15:57,678
Kid, I got you. I got you.
1950
01:15:59,498 --> 01:16:00,912
- (ALARM BLARING)
- ANNOUNCER: Game reboot...
1951
01:16:00,914 --> 01:16:04,594
in five, four, three...
1952
01:16:04,596 --> 01:16:06,485
- two, one.
- (BANGING)
1953
01:16:06,487 --> 01:16:08,654
(RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING)
1954
01:16:08,656 --> 01:16:10,457
ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress.
1955
01:16:13,928 --> 01:16:15,961
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
1956
01:16:15,963 --> 01:16:18,131
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
1957
01:16:18,133 --> 01:16:19,567
(RASPY BREATHING)
1958
01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,001
Ralph?
1959
01:16:22,003 --> 01:16:24,805
Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?
1960
01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:29,008
Ralph, I messed up so bad.
1961
01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:31,710
No. No, you didn't,
it's okay.
1962
01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:34,780
This is all because of me
and my glitch.
1963
01:16:34,782 --> 01:16:36,682
I should've
just stayed with you...
1964
01:16:36,684 --> 01:16:39,384
instead of following
some stupid dream.
1965
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:40,954
(SOBBING)
1966
01:16:40,956 --> 01:16:42,958
I've ruined everything.
1967
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,359
No, kid, no.
1968
01:16:47,328 --> 01:16:51,030
Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.
1969
01:16:51,032 --> 01:16:53,835
It was not supposed
to be this bad.
1970
01:16:54,535 --> 01:16:55,669
(SNIFFLES)
1971
01:16:56,662 --> 01:16:59,630
You didn't mean
for what to happen?
1972
01:16:59,632 --> 01:17:03,302
I mighta,
kinda sorta put a...
1973
01:17:04,603 --> 01:17:07,672
harmless little virus
in the game.
1974
01:17:07,674 --> 01:17:09,908
A virus?
1975
01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:12,276
You did this?
1976
01:17:12,278 --> 01:17:14,412
I wouldn't have done anything
1977
01:17:14,414 --> 01:17:15,780
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank...
1978
01:17:15,782 --> 01:17:17,582
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter Race forever.
1979
01:17:17,584 --> 01:17:18,783
(GASPS)
1980
01:17:18,785 --> 01:17:21,285
So you were spying on me?
1981
01:17:21,287 --> 01:17:23,455
Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.
1982
01:17:23,457 --> 01:17:25,923
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush.
1983
01:17:25,925 --> 01:17:27,925
Oh, please.
I'm one of 16 racers.
1984
01:17:27,927 --> 01:17:29,261
They'd never miss me.
1985
01:17:29,263 --> 01:17:30,595
What about me?
1986
01:17:30,597 --> 01:17:33,205
Why would I ever spend
another second with you...
1987
01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:34,376
after what you did?
1988
01:17:35,176 --> 01:17:36,276
(RALPH GASPS)
1989
01:17:36,278 --> 01:17:37,513
No!
1990
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,950
No.
1991
01:17:43,619 --> 01:17:45,318
Vanellope,
where are you going?
1992
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:46,720
Wherever you're not.
1993
01:17:46,722 --> 01:17:48,053
Wait a minute.
I can explain.
1994
01:17:48,055 --> 01:17:49,756
No! You will not
follow me.
1995
01:17:49,758 --> 01:17:51,324
Vanellope, please...
1996
01:17:51,326 --> 01:17:54,059
A friend would never do
what you did. Never!
1997
01:17:54,061 --> 01:17:56,496
So you leave me alone!
1998
01:17:56,498 --> 01:17:59,166
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
1999
01:17:59,168 --> 01:18:01,735
Please! What did I do?
2000
01:18:01,737 --> 01:18:03,470
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
2001
01:18:03,472 --> 01:18:05,140
Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!
2002
01:18:06,175 --> 01:18:07,509
ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.
2003
01:18:10,646 --> 01:18:12,078
(BEEPING)
2004
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:13,382
Copying insecurity.
2005
01:18:15,601 --> 01:18:18,302
Oh, no, no, no.
2006
01:18:18,304 --> 01:18:20,039
ARTHUR:
Distributing insecurity.
2007
01:18:26,512 --> 01:18:29,980
(PANTING)
2008
01:18:29,982 --> 01:18:30,983
Come on.
2009
01:18:31,450 --> 01:18:32,985
(GRUNTING)
2010
01:18:33,786 --> 01:18:34,386
Where is it?
2011
01:18:35,454 --> 01:18:36,488
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
2012
01:18:37,189 --> 01:18:38,224
Ooh!
2013
01:18:39,241 --> 01:18:41,043
(PANTING)
2014
01:18:43,112 --> 01:18:43,979
Oh, no.
2015
01:18:52,721 --> 01:18:54,256
(GROANS)
2016
01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:56,725
(SIGHS)
2017
01:18:57,126 --> 01:18:59,095
(PANTING)
2018
01:18:59,987 --> 01:19:01,889
You are such an idiot.
2019
01:19:02,656 --> 01:19:04,823
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
2020
01:19:04,825 --> 01:19:06,727
- (GROWLING)
- (GASPS)
2021
01:19:07,362 --> 01:19:09,563
(SNIFFLING)
2022
01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:11,830
(SHRIEKS)
2023
01:19:11,832 --> 01:19:13,632
(GROWLING)
2024
01:19:13,634 --> 01:19:18,137
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me.
2025
01:19:18,139 --> 01:19:20,340
Friend?
2026
01:19:20,342 --> 01:19:22,641
Cut that out.
You're scaring me.
2027
01:19:22,643 --> 01:19:24,777
- Friend!
- Huh? Whoa!
2028
01:19:24,779 --> 01:19:26,680
- What the...?
- Friend?
2029
01:19:27,948 --> 01:19:29,650
- (GRUNTING)
- (YELPS)
2030
01:19:30,651 --> 01:19:32,119
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2031
01:19:34,088 --> 01:19:35,689
(RALPH CLONES SHOUTING)
2032
01:19:38,351 --> 01:19:40,718
Sweet mother of Ralph!
2033
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,719
NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news,
2034
01:19:41,721 --> 01:19:42,853
the Internet
is under assault...
2035
01:19:42,855 --> 01:19:45,689
as a massive
denial-of-service attack...
2036
01:19:45,691 --> 01:19:46,557
crashes servers
across the web.
2037
01:19:46,559 --> 01:19:47,658
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2038
01:19:47,660 --> 01:19:48,893
The Wreck-It Ralph virus
2039
01:19:48,895 --> 01:19:51,364
is fast-moving
and destructive.
2040
01:19:52,398 --> 01:19:54,767
Friend? Huh? (GROWLS)
2041
01:19:55,668 --> 01:19:56,769
(GASPS)
2042
01:19:57,436 --> 01:19:59,037
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2043
01:19:59,039 --> 01:19:59,973
Friend?
2044
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,342
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2045
01:20:05,678 --> 01:20:06,978
Huh?
2046
01:20:06,980 --> 01:20:08,947
Experts are still trying to
understand who or what
2047
01:20:08,949 --> 01:20:10,851
the virus's intended
target may be.
2048
01:20:13,753 --> 01:20:15,088
Friend.
2049
01:20:16,056 --> 01:20:17,889
RALPH CLONES: Friend.
2050
01:20:17,891 --> 01:20:19,790
(SHOUTING)
2051
01:20:19,792 --> 01:20:21,458
Friend!
2052
01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:22,728
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2053
01:20:23,446 --> 01:20:24,813
(SHUDDERING)
2054
01:20:24,815 --> 01:20:26,548
I found 130 results for
2055
01:20:26,550 --> 01:20:28,586
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
2056
01:20:30,253 --> 01:20:31,385
You're welcome.
2057
01:20:31,387 --> 01:20:33,122
- VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
- Hmm.
2058
01:20:33,624 --> 01:20:34,823
Oh, delightful!
2059
01:20:34,825 --> 01:20:36,491
You're that courteous
little cherub
2060
01:20:36,493 --> 01:20:38,159
who says "please"
and "thank you."
2061
01:20:38,161 --> 01:20:39,494
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
2062
01:20:39,496 --> 01:20:40,562
There's a whole...
2063
01:20:40,564 --> 01:20:41,863
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
2064
01:20:41,865 --> 01:20:44,566
A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
2065
01:20:44,568 --> 01:20:47,368
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.
2066
01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:49,905
RALPH CLONES: Friend...
2067
01:20:49,907 --> 01:20:51,840
This would probably be
an appropriate time
2068
01:20:51,842 --> 01:20:53,142
for me to shutter my site.
2069
01:20:54,210 --> 01:20:55,410
(STRAINING)
2070
01:20:55,412 --> 01:20:56,712
(EXCLAIMING)
2071
01:20:56,714 --> 01:20:58,682
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2072
01:21:00,884 --> 01:21:02,249
- (PANTING)
- How long you think
2073
01:21:02,251 --> 01:21:03,619
before they get in here?
2074
01:21:03,621 --> 01:21:05,723
- (BANGING ON SHUTTER)
- (GASPS) Precisely one second.
2075
01:21:06,390 --> 01:21:07,756
(GASPING)
2076
01:21:07,758 --> 01:21:09,358
- Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- (VANELLOPE GRUNTING)
2077
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,525
Hey, hey, hey!
2078
01:21:10,527 --> 01:21:11,827
It's me!
It's the real me!
2079
01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,946
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
2080
01:21:13,948 --> 01:21:16,282
- Ralph?
- My apologies.
2081
01:21:16,284 --> 01:21:17,416
I followed those things here.
2082
01:21:17,418 --> 01:21:18,718
I think they're looking
for you, kid.
2083
01:21:19,854 --> 01:21:22,955
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
2084
01:21:22,957 --> 01:21:26,091
I'm so sorry.
I don't how this happened.
2085
01:21:26,093 --> 01:21:27,193
Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.
2086
01:21:27,195 --> 01:21:29,828
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
2087
01:21:29,830 --> 01:21:32,331
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
2088
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:34,033
The very behavior
which left unchecked
2089
01:21:34,035 --> 01:21:35,401
can destroy friendships...
2090
01:21:35,403 --> 01:21:39,071
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet! (GASPS)
2091
01:21:39,073 --> 01:21:40,973
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)
2092
01:21:40,975 --> 01:21:42,841
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
2093
01:21:42,843 --> 01:21:44,143
Official query...
2094
01:21:44,145 --> 01:21:46,178
what do I do if clones of me
2095
01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:48,781
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.
2096
01:21:48,783 --> 01:21:50,082
(SHUDDERING)
2097
01:21:50,084 --> 01:21:52,284
I find two results
for your query.
2098
01:21:52,286 --> 01:21:54,420
Either you put all the clones
in therapy.
2099
01:21:54,422 --> 01:21:56,388
Not very realistic.
2100
01:21:56,390 --> 01:21:58,357
Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded
2101
01:21:58,359 --> 01:22:00,426
by a gate made from
security software.
2102
01:22:00,428 --> 01:22:01,393
If Vanellope could somehow
2103
01:22:01,395 --> 01:22:02,895
lead all of the clones
through the gate...
2104
01:22:02,897 --> 01:22:04,897
they would be deleted
all at once.
2105
01:22:04,899 --> 01:22:08,100
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.
2106
01:22:08,102 --> 01:22:10,736
Wait. We know a pied piper.
2107
01:22:10,738 --> 01:22:12,171
- We do?
- Yesss.
2108
01:22:12,173 --> 01:22:13,515
- Who?
- Yesss!
2109
01:22:13,517 --> 01:22:14,885
Yeah, but who is it?
2110
01:22:16,615 --> 01:22:18,050
Oh, you mean Yesss!
2111
01:22:22,183 --> 01:22:24,875
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
2112
01:22:24,877 --> 01:22:26,610
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,
2113
01:22:26,612 --> 01:22:28,813
wouldn't you say?
2114
01:22:28,815 --> 01:22:30,214
(SIGHS) Guess I forgot
to tell Ralph
2115
01:22:30,216 --> 01:22:31,949
that when you
break the Internet...
2116
01:22:31,951 --> 01:22:34,752
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
2117
01:22:34,754 --> 01:22:35,987
I can't believe he did this.
2118
01:22:35,989 --> 01:22:38,622
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
2119
01:22:38,624 --> 01:22:40,558
some real questionable
choices here.
2120
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:44,670
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game...
2121
01:22:44,672 --> 01:22:48,476
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.
2122
01:22:49,544 --> 01:22:51,513
You ready to pied the piper?
2123
01:22:52,422 --> 01:22:54,422
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)
2124
01:22:54,424 --> 01:22:56,426
VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!
2125
01:22:58,109 --> 01:23:01,274
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
2126
01:23:01,276 --> 01:23:03,022
who you can't live without!
2127
01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:04,902
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2128
01:23:07,404 --> 01:23:10,705
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as...
2129
01:23:10,707 --> 01:23:12,473
needy, and clingy,
2130
01:23:12,475 --> 01:23:14,845
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.
2131
01:23:16,371 --> 01:23:17,670
Listen, kid...
2132
01:23:17,672 --> 01:23:18,538
I don't blame you
2133
01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:20,807
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
2134
01:23:20,809 --> 01:23:22,976
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.
2135
01:23:22,978 --> 01:23:26,679
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
2136
01:23:26,681 --> 01:23:28,414
I know I was, but I...
2137
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:29,549
YESSS: Hey, my babies!
2138
01:23:29,551 --> 01:23:32,685
That's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
2139
01:23:32,687 --> 01:23:34,355
All right, to be
continued, okay?
2140
01:23:36,959 --> 01:23:39,527
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2141
01:23:41,881 --> 01:23:43,881
Whoo-hoo!
We're gonna make it!
2142
01:23:43,883 --> 01:23:45,651
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2143
01:23:54,426 --> 01:23:55,761
(ALL SCREAMING)
2144
01:23:59,899 --> 01:24:01,330
RALPH: You guys okay?
2145
01:24:01,332 --> 01:24:02,599
- I'm fine!
- (YESSS SIGHS)
2146
01:24:02,601 --> 01:24:05,602
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
2147
01:24:05,604 --> 01:24:07,905
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
2148
01:24:07,907 --> 01:24:09,006
(YESSS GRUNTING)
2149
01:24:09,008 --> 01:24:11,090
Uh... (GASPS)
2150
01:24:11,092 --> 01:24:13,294
Uh, guys?
2151
01:24:13,296 --> 01:24:14,630
- (RALPH GRUNTS)
- (GASPS)
2152
01:24:15,698 --> 01:24:17,230
(GASPS)
2153
01:24:17,232 --> 01:24:20,101
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2154
01:24:23,673 --> 01:24:27,106
RALPHZILLA: Friend?
2155
01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:29,376
That is unsettling.
2156
01:24:29,378 --> 01:24:31,581
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)
2157
01:24:33,216 --> 01:24:34,517
Friend.
(GASPS)
2158
01:24:35,043 --> 01:24:36,609
Get Vanellope out of here now.
2159
01:24:36,611 --> 01:24:37,743
What about you, Ralph?
2160
01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,880
Just go. I got a date with
the man in the mirror.
2161
01:24:40,914 --> 01:24:42,250
Hey, you!
2162
01:24:43,217 --> 01:24:44,218
(GRUNTING)
2163
01:24:45,119 --> 01:24:47,586
You keep away from her!
2164
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:50,256
I'm gonna wreck it!
2165
01:24:50,258 --> 01:24:52,458
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2166
01:24:52,460 --> 01:24:55,296
- She's not your friend!
- (RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2167
01:24:55,914 --> 01:24:57,714
She's my friend!
2168
01:24:58,816 --> 01:25:00,183
Here it is, this way.
2169
01:25:00,185 --> 01:25:02,253
Come on, kid.
We gotta move.
2170
01:25:05,323 --> 01:25:06,824
(RALPH GRUNTING)
2171
01:25:09,827 --> 01:25:11,095
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)
2172
01:25:14,832 --> 01:25:16,167
Eeeee-oh-boy!
2173
01:25:16,935 --> 01:25:19,470
(ALL SCREAMING)
2174
01:25:20,405 --> 01:25:22,240
(GASPING)
2175
01:25:25,510 --> 01:25:27,078
(GRUNTING)
2176
01:25:27,912 --> 01:25:30,415
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2177
01:25:31,449 --> 01:25:33,249
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
2178
01:25:33,251 --> 01:25:34,319
(GASPS) No!
2179
01:25:35,353 --> 01:25:37,019
Whoa! (YELPS)
2180
01:25:37,021 --> 01:25:40,191
- Vanellope!
- (SCREAMING)
2181
01:25:41,492 --> 01:25:43,194
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
2182
01:25:44,587 --> 01:25:46,856
VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!
2183
01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:48,525
(RALPH GRUNTING)
2184
01:25:49,526 --> 01:25:50,994
- Kid!
- Ralph!
2185
01:25:53,229 --> 01:25:54,698
(GRUNTING)
2186
01:25:55,832 --> 01:25:57,565
Hey!
2187
01:25:57,567 --> 01:26:00,001
Hey, get back here!
2188
01:26:00,003 --> 01:26:01,004
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
2189
01:26:02,597 --> 01:26:04,030
You put her down!
2190
01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,865
Whoa!
2191
01:26:05,867 --> 01:26:08,770
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)
2192
01:26:17,879 --> 01:26:19,146
(HORN BLARING)
2193
01:26:19,148 --> 01:26:20,782
(GRUNTING, YELLS)
2194
01:26:24,653 --> 01:26:26,521
(GRUNTING)
2195
01:26:27,757 --> 01:26:29,324
Vanellope!
2196
01:26:34,196 --> 01:26:36,431
(PANTING)
2197
01:26:45,274 --> 01:26:48,545
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
2198
01:26:49,211 --> 01:26:51,612
RALPHZILLA: No!
2199
01:26:51,614 --> 01:26:53,146
Well, you are!
2200
01:26:53,148 --> 01:26:55,084
And I will never
be your friend!
2201
01:26:56,018 --> 01:26:58,253
- (ROARING)
- (SHRIEKING)
2202
01:26:59,288 --> 01:27:00,590
RALPH: Hey, doofus!
2203
01:27:01,491 --> 01:27:02,291
Ralph!
2204
01:27:10,232 --> 01:27:12,469
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
2205
01:27:13,936 --> 01:27:15,237
(RALPH GRUNTS)
2206
01:27:19,174 --> 01:27:20,575
I got you, little sister.
2207
01:27:20,577 --> 01:27:21,977
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
2208
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,946
(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!
2209
01:27:25,948 --> 01:27:27,615
- Ralph!
- Go!
2210
01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:30,420
No! (STUTTERS)
Don't hurt him!
2211
01:27:31,086 --> 01:27:32,154
Please, no!
2212
01:27:33,590 --> 01:27:36,957
(GROANING)
2213
01:27:36,959 --> 01:27:39,427
Stop it!
You're squishing him!
2214
01:27:39,429 --> 01:27:40,937
(GROANING)
2215
01:27:40,939 --> 01:27:42,939
You're gonna
kill my best friend!
2216
01:27:42,941 --> 01:27:44,474
(GROANING)
2217
01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:45,977
(RALPH WHIMPERING)
2218
01:27:47,145 --> 01:27:49,414
Fine! You win!
You win, okay?
2219
01:27:50,882 --> 01:27:52,916
(GASPING)
2220
01:27:52,918 --> 01:27:55,220
Just please put him down.
2221
01:27:57,556 --> 01:28:00,090
I'll be your
only friend, okay?
2222
01:28:00,092 --> 01:28:02,208
Just let him go.
2223
01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:03,812
No! No, kid.
2224
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:05,981
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
2225
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,849
VANELLOPE: That's it.
That's it. Yeah.
2226
01:28:09,851 --> 01:28:12,719
Put him down
and I'll go with you...
2227
01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:14,220
and we'll be
best friends forever.
2228
01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:15,588
(EXCLAIMS)
2229
01:28:15,590 --> 01:28:17,724
Just me and you.
2230
01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:18,927
That's what you want, right?
2231
01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:22,195
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)
2232
01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:23,497
RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!
2233
01:28:25,267 --> 01:28:27,834
It's not right to hold
a friend back from her dreams!
2234
01:28:27,836 --> 01:28:29,970
You don't own her!
2235
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,772
That's not how
friendship works!
2236
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:34,609
You need to let her go!
2237
01:28:35,711 --> 01:28:36,743
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)
2238
01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,746
Hey.
2239
01:28:41,564 --> 01:28:42,665
You need to let her go.
2240
01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:45,919
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)
2241
01:28:45,921 --> 01:28:48,991
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
2242
01:28:50,287 --> 01:28:52,753
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.
2243
01:28:54,763 --> 01:28:56,965
But you're gonna be okay.
2244
01:28:59,214 --> 01:29:01,334
And we're gonna be okay.
2245
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,604
Right, kid?
2246
01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:06,608
Of course we are. Always.
2247
01:29:08,644 --> 01:29:11,712
See? No matter
where she goes...
2248
01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:14,548
or where she lives...
2249
01:29:14,550 --> 01:29:16,817
she's always gonna
be our friend.
2250
01:29:16,819 --> 01:29:19,286
And we just gotta trust her.
2251
01:29:19,288 --> 01:29:21,724
Because that's what
best friends do.
2252
01:29:22,825 --> 01:29:24,326
Right?
2253
01:29:28,664 --> 01:29:29,698
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)
2254
01:29:38,908 --> 01:29:40,242
Thanks, buddy.
2255
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,646
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
2256
01:29:44,830 --> 01:29:46,797
I feel good about this.
2257
01:29:46,799 --> 01:29:48,799
RALPHZILLA: Mmm.
2258
01:29:48,801 --> 01:29:51,137
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.
2259
01:29:53,172 --> 01:29:54,339
VANELLOPE: Ralph, look!
2260
01:29:54,341 --> 01:29:56,275
I think you fixed
your insecurity!
2261
01:29:58,278 --> 01:29:59,511
(LAUGHS) You're right.
2262
01:29:59,513 --> 01:30:01,845
Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING)
2263
01:30:01,847 --> 01:30:03,013
Ralph, no!
2264
01:30:03,015 --> 01:30:05,015
- (EXCLAIMING)
- (HORN BLARING)
2265
01:30:05,017 --> 01:30:06,518
Whoa!
2266
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,520
Park it right here, Ralph!
2267
01:30:08,522 --> 01:30:10,854
Your ol' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!
2268
01:30:10,856 --> 01:30:13,025
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!
2269
01:30:14,361 --> 01:30:15,427
Wow, that didn't work.
2270
01:30:15,429 --> 01:30:18,097
(GROANS)
2271
01:30:19,841 --> 01:30:21,741
RAPUNZEL: (GASPS)
Look up there!
2272
01:30:21,743 --> 01:30:23,611
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.
2273
01:30:24,246 --> 01:30:25,580
(GRUNTS)
2274
01:30:32,254 --> 01:30:33,055
Hah!
2275
01:30:39,594 --> 01:30:40,628
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
2276
01:30:41,163 --> 01:30:42,197
(MICE CHATTERING)
2277
01:30:43,065 --> 01:30:44,033
(GIGGLING)
2278
01:30:45,067 --> 01:30:46,101
(CHITTERING)
2279
01:30:49,138 --> 01:30:49,972
- (GRUNTS)
- (GASPS)
2280
01:30:50,305 --> 01:30:51,672
(GRUNTS)
2281
01:30:56,721 --> 01:30:57,622
(BOTH GASP)
2282
01:30:59,957 --> 01:31:01,659
(VOCALIZING)
2283
01:31:02,927 --> 01:31:04,795
(WIND WHOOSHING)
2284
01:31:10,735 --> 01:31:12,670
(GROANS)
2285
01:31:21,679 --> 01:31:23,714
- (KISSING SOUND)
- RALPH: Mmm.
2286
01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:27,685
(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.
2287
01:31:28,218 --> 01:31:29,353
Wait a minute.
2288
01:31:29,662 --> 01:31:31,295
Who are all of you?
2289
01:31:31,297 --> 01:31:33,330
We're friends of Vanellope's.
2290
01:31:33,332 --> 01:31:35,499
Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's
2291
01:31:35,501 --> 01:31:37,134
is a friend of ours.
2292
01:31:37,136 --> 01:31:39,003
You're welcome.
2293
01:31:39,005 --> 01:31:40,371
VANELLOPE: Ralph!
2294
01:31:40,373 --> 01:31:42,473
Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)
2295
01:31:42,475 --> 01:31:44,108
- Heyo!
- (FABRIC RIPS)
2296
01:31:44,110 --> 01:31:45,209
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)
2297
01:31:45,211 --> 01:31:46,410
This dress is not made
for a big boy.
2298
01:31:46,412 --> 01:31:48,412
It's going right up
the back alley there.
2299
01:31:48,414 --> 01:31:50,080
Let me just make
a little adjustment.
2300
01:31:50,082 --> 01:31:52,516
(TEARS FABRIC)
There we go. (CHUCKLES)
2301
01:31:52,518 --> 01:31:54,118
NEWS ANCHOR:
Internet users are breathing
2302
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:56,420
a collective sigh
of relief tonight.
2303
01:31:56,422 --> 01:31:58,756
Just as mysteriously
as it appeared,
2304
01:31:58,758 --> 01:32:01,160
the Wreck-It Ralph virus
has vanished.
2305
01:32:07,433 --> 01:32:09,533
RALPH: You know what
I just realized?
2306
01:32:09,535 --> 01:32:12,023
The sun never rises
or sets here...
2307
01:32:12,025 --> 01:32:13,813
because everything's
always on.
2308
01:32:13,815 --> 01:32:16,851
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
2309
01:32:16,853 --> 01:32:17,950
I know, right?
2310
01:32:17,952 --> 01:32:19,152
You know,
other than KnowsMore,
2311
01:32:19,154 --> 01:32:21,170
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
2312
01:32:21,172 --> 01:32:23,205
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.
2313
01:32:23,207 --> 01:32:26,208
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
2314
01:32:26,210 --> 01:32:27,610
Be right there!
2315
01:32:27,612 --> 01:32:30,279
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!
2316
01:32:30,281 --> 01:32:32,882
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
2317
01:32:32,884 --> 01:32:35,286
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
2318
01:32:36,588 --> 01:32:38,287
Hey, don't forget.
2319
01:32:38,289 --> 01:32:40,222
You know Shank added
my code and everything,
2320
01:32:40,224 --> 01:32:41,792
so I'll be able
to regenerate.
2321
01:32:41,794 --> 01:32:43,192
I'm gonna be totally safe.
2322
01:32:43,194 --> 01:32:45,629
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
2323
01:32:45,631 --> 01:32:47,104
You found your dream game.
2324
01:32:47,106 --> 01:32:48,374
Yeah, I did.
2325
01:32:49,275 --> 01:32:50,276
I did.
2326
01:32:51,144 --> 01:32:53,277
So, uh...
2327
01:32:53,279 --> 01:32:56,239
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
2328
01:32:56,241 --> 01:32:59,210
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
2329
01:33:00,278 --> 01:33:03,112
Oh, I'm so sorry
I broke it, Ralph.
2330
01:33:03,114 --> 01:33:05,148
No, no. It's okay.
2331
01:33:05,150 --> 01:33:07,185
Now we can both
have a half. See?
2332
01:33:07,852 --> 01:33:08,887
(CHUCKLES)
2333
01:33:09,255 --> 01:33:10,054
Yeah!
2334
01:33:17,829 --> 01:33:19,764
I love you so much.
2335
01:33:20,899 --> 01:33:22,268
I'm really gonna miss you.
2336
01:33:24,135 --> 01:33:26,070
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
2337
01:33:27,273 --> 01:33:28,806
I really am.
2338
01:33:34,413 --> 01:33:35,414
All right.
2339
01:33:37,008 --> 01:33:39,251
Okay, getting a little clingy
on me, here.
2340
01:33:41,779 --> 01:33:43,813
Go on. Get out of here.
2341
01:33:43,815 --> 01:33:45,082
The world's
waiting for you, kid.
2342
01:34:42,232 --> 01:34:44,298
RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest,
2343
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:46,601
it still feels kind of
weird around here.
2344
01:34:46,603 --> 01:34:48,639
I mean, a lot has changed.
2345
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,434
Even though we got
that steering wheel
2346
01:34:50,436 --> 01:34:51,421
and saved Sugar Rush...
2347
01:34:51,423 --> 01:34:53,592
it's never really gonna
be the same.
2348
01:34:55,045 --> 01:34:56,244
For one thing,
the racers aren't even
2349
01:34:56,246 --> 01:34:57,846
that obnoxious anymore.
2350
01:34:57,848 --> 01:35:00,248
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.
2351
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:02,884
Pfft! Our friendship
is much more important to me
2352
01:35:02,886 --> 01:35:04,185
than winning, Rancis.
2353
01:35:04,187 --> 01:35:05,920
Losing builds character!
2354
01:35:05,922 --> 01:35:07,856
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
2355
01:35:07,858 --> 01:35:09,390
RALPH: Felix and Calhoun,
2356
01:35:09,392 --> 01:35:10,592
as goofy as they are,
2357
01:35:10,594 --> 01:35:13,027
they turned out to be
pretty great parents.
2358
01:35:13,029 --> 01:35:14,329
I gotta hand it
to you two,
2359
01:35:14,331 --> 01:35:17,006
how on earth did you
tame those things?
2360
01:35:17,008 --> 01:35:18,374
It's simple, Surge.
2361
01:35:18,376 --> 01:35:20,977
The key to parenting is...
2362
01:35:20,979 --> 01:35:23,946
- (CARS WHOOSHING)
- (FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2363
01:35:23,948 --> 01:35:25,915
And then what you do is...
2364
01:35:25,917 --> 01:35:26,983
(CARS WHOOSHING)
2365
01:35:26,985 --> 01:35:28,384
(CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2366
01:35:28,386 --> 01:35:31,621
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
2367
01:35:31,623 --> 01:35:34,777
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.
2368
01:35:34,779 --> 01:35:36,426
RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too.
2369
01:35:36,428 --> 01:35:38,361
I finally joined
Zangief's book club.
2370
01:35:38,363 --> 01:35:40,430
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?
2371
01:35:40,432 --> 01:35:42,365
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
2372
01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:44,967
intended to make
narrator unreliable?
2373
01:35:44,969 --> 01:35:46,261
Um... (EXHALES)
2374
01:35:46,263 --> 01:35:48,464
(STAMMERS) I do and I don't.
2375
01:35:48,466 --> 01:35:51,032
You do, and you don't.
2376
01:35:51,034 --> 01:35:53,518
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.
2377
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,822
Thanks, Sonic.
2378
01:35:54,824 --> 01:35:57,839
(WHISPERING) I don't know
what I'm talking about.
2379
01:35:57,841 --> 01:35:59,960
Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night...
2380
01:35:59,962 --> 01:36:02,077
where we all go and hang out
in a different game.
2381
01:36:02,079 --> 01:36:03,745
I actually hosted this week.
2382
01:36:03,747 --> 01:36:05,146
Heyo!
2383
01:36:05,148 --> 01:36:07,599
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.
2384
01:36:07,601 --> 01:36:09,467
What's burnt pie,
Wreck-It?
2385
01:36:09,469 --> 01:36:11,770
Oh, it's just a pie
that you burn.
2386
01:36:11,772 --> 01:36:12,704
You can use any pie.
2387
01:36:12,706 --> 01:36:14,472
You just leave it
in the oven too long.
2388
01:36:14,474 --> 01:36:15,709
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
2389
01:36:17,611 --> 01:36:20,509
Yeah, we really do
have a lot of fun.
2390
01:36:20,511 --> 01:36:24,116
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.
2391
01:36:24,118 --> 01:36:26,852
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
2392
01:36:26,854 --> 01:36:28,691
I just wish
we could hang out sooner.
2393
01:36:28,693 --> 01:36:29,956
Yeah. Me, too.
2394
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,656
When did you say you were
getting those days off?
2395
01:36:31,658 --> 01:36:34,459
Uh, our upgrade
starts on January 25th,
2396
01:36:34,461 --> 01:36:36,162
so, like, two months
from now.
2397
01:36:36,164 --> 01:36:38,830
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which...
2398
01:36:38,832 --> 01:36:39,932
you want me to bring you
anything from home
2399
01:36:39,934 --> 01:36:40,933
when I come visit?
2400
01:36:40,935 --> 01:36:43,002
Oh! You know what
I cannot find
2401
01:36:43,004 --> 01:36:44,769
anywhere on the Internet?
2402
01:36:44,771 --> 01:36:47,706
A halfway decent
BurgerTime burger.
2403
01:36:47,708 --> 01:36:50,009
I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.
2404
01:36:50,011 --> 01:36:51,743
And honestly, I think
they're starting to think
2405
01:36:51,745 --> 01:36:52,912
I'm making it up.
2406
01:36:52,914 --> 01:36:54,180
All right,
consider it done.
2407
01:36:54,182 --> 01:36:55,850
I'll bring you guys
a truckload.
2408
01:36:58,011 --> 01:37:00,343
Well, sun's coming up already.
2409
01:37:00,345 --> 01:37:01,813
Guess I better get to it.
2410
01:37:01,815 --> 01:37:03,188
Yeah, me too.
2411
01:37:03,190 --> 01:37:04,356
Talk next week?
2412
01:37:04,358 --> 01:37:06,224
I shall await your call,
madam.
2413
01:37:06,226 --> 01:37:10,830
Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.
2414
01:37:10,832 --> 01:37:13,133
- (CHUCKLES)
- So long, stinkbrain.
2415
01:37:13,702 --> 01:37:14,603
Bye, kid.
2416
01:37:16,203 --> 01:37:17,204
(BEEPS)
2417
01:37:19,340 --> 01:37:20,675
(SIGHS)
2418
01:37:28,216 --> 01:37:31,217
Hey. You doing
okay there, Ralph?
2419
01:37:31,219 --> 01:37:35,455
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
2420
01:37:35,457 --> 01:37:38,193
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
2421
01:37:53,757 --> 01:37:55,558
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2422
01:41:08,230 --> 01:41:11,298
Hey, Mo, did you like
the movie, sweetie?
2423
01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:14,284
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer...
2424
01:41:14,286 --> 01:41:16,061
that wasn't in the movie...
2425
01:41:16,063 --> 01:41:18,497
and that makes me sad.
2426
01:41:18,499 --> 01:41:20,599
Aw, that's too bad.
2427
01:41:20,601 --> 01:41:22,536
Maybe playing your game
will cheer you up.
2428
01:41:22,538 --> 01:41:23,539
Okay.
2429
01:41:24,249 --> 01:41:25,637
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2430
01:41:25,639 --> 01:41:27,473
Pancake.
2431
01:41:27,475 --> 01:41:28,576
- Milkshake.
- (CAT MEOWING)
2432
01:41:29,543 --> 01:41:32,079
Pancake.
Pancake.
2433
01:41:32,613 --> 01:41:33,844
Milkshake.
2434
01:41:33,846 --> 01:41:35,414
RALPH: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I wanna try, I wanna try!
2435
01:41:35,416 --> 01:41:36,683
My turn, my turn!
2436
01:41:36,685 --> 01:41:38,917
Pancake. Milkshake.
2437
01:41:38,919 --> 01:41:40,837
Milkshake. Milkshake.
2438
01:41:40,839 --> 01:41:42,774
- (EXCLAIMS SADLY)
- Pancake. Pancake.
2439
01:41:42,776 --> 01:41:45,113
Milkshake.
Milkshake. (CHUCKLES)
2440
01:41:45,115 --> 01:41:47,192
I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.
2441
01:41:47,194 --> 01:41:48,593
Very zen.
2442
01:41:48,595 --> 01:41:50,279
(INHALES, BURPS)
2443
01:41:50,281 --> 01:41:52,981
Hey, everybody,
look what I found!
2444
01:41:52,983 --> 01:41:55,117
- More pancakes!
- RALPH: Sweet!
2445
01:41:55,119 --> 01:41:57,352
Let's speed it up.
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2446
01:41:57,354 --> 01:41:58,821
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2447
01:41:58,823 --> 01:42:00,856
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2448
01:42:00,858 --> 01:42:02,854
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2449
01:42:02,856 --> 01:42:04,628
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!
2450
01:42:04,630 --> 01:42:06,895
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty
2451
01:42:06,897 --> 01:42:08,397
for a little while.
2452
01:42:08,399 --> 01:42:11,133
No, the kitty gets
the milkshake.
2453
01:42:11,135 --> 01:42:14,972
The bunny gets the pancake.
2454
01:42:19,276 --> 01:42:20,309
(GASPS)
2455
01:42:20,311 --> 01:42:23,011
(RUMBLING)
2456
01:42:23,013 --> 01:42:24,146
(POPS)
2457
01:42:24,148 --> 01:42:25,262
- (SHRIEKING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
2458
01:42:25,264 --> 01:42:30,264
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