1 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,976 Yes, Mama! 2 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,032 I love you, Ricki! 3 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,777 Ricki! I love you, Ricki! 4 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,580 Thanks, everybody. Thank you, my sweet Daniel. 5 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,494 I adore you. 6 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,623 Good evening, Tarzana! 7 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,085 -I owe 10? -That was Tom Petty. 8 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:33,092 "American Girl" from 197-- What was it, Greg? 9 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,837 -'77. -Yeah. 10 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,718 '77. 11 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:42,101 And, you know, I am proud to be an American girl... 12 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,466 ...born in the best country in the world. 13 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,149 -I know you're proud too, Walt. -Yes, ma'am. 14 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,685 Yes, sir. Too bad things aren't being run very well these days. 15 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,898 Anyway, I'm Ricki Rendazzo... 16 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:02,202 ...and I'd like to take this minute to introduce my band, the Flash. 17 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,917 We've been the house band here at The Salt Well since 2008. 18 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:12,544 Yeah, that was the year we elected you-know-who. 19 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,923 No offense, Billy. 20 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,264 Yeah, we joke around. Anyway, speaking of Billy... 21 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,967 ...he's the man on keys. The great Billy Lambert. 22 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,234 -And we got Buster Frye on bass. -Buster. 23 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:34,437 Mr. Joey Sweeney on the drums. 24 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,191 Newly single, ladies. 25 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,533 -Call me, Joe. -And finally... 26 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,199 ...my right hand man, Mr. Greg Sandoval... 27 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,200 -...and his sweet Gibson SG. -Yeah. 28 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,125 And, you know.... 29 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,422 I've been told it's not good to date someone in the band... 30 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,919 ...but honestly, I don't think it's hurting our sound, right? 31 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,892 We're not really dating, Greg. 32 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,347 Excuse me, is that not the correct terminology? 33 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,727 Are we hooking up like my kid says, right? 34 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:09,984 Yes. 35 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,225 Yeah, yeah. 36 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,647 Well, we've been spending some time together, yeah. 37 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,777 I spend time with Buster. I think you and I are different. 38 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,615 Shit, I hope so. Shit. 39 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,860 Okay, I think this is a conversation for backstage. 40 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,953 So let's just round it up, okay? 41 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,988 We learned a tune since our last gig at The Salt Well. 42 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,583 Because some of you have asked for more of today's hits. 43 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,080 -Yeah. -Yeah. 44 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:37,052 And we aim to please. Okay. 45 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,048 Here you go, Ricki. Margarita for my queen. 46 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,966 -Thank you, darling. -Yes, of course. 47 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,604 Hey, Danny, I'm sorry I couldn't talk before the gig. 48 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,425 -Vocal rest. -Oh, please. 49 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:34,441 Vocal rest? She thinks this is Madison Square Garden. 50 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,195 -Hey, I-- -Great set, man. 51 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:40,686 -I take things seriously, that's all. -I know. I love that about you. 52 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,859 I'm sorry that I.... 53 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:50,373 Sorry about what I said onstage. That was just some fun banter. 54 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:54,914 You know, the crowd loves that drama and tension. Yeah? 55 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,753 -Good one. -Thanks, boy. 56 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,206 That was just.... 57 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,380 Anyway, that was what made Fleetwood Mac really popular. 58 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,300 -Okay. -Your purse is vibrating. 59 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:09,600 If she moved with me, she wouldn't need that kind of thing. 60 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,935 It's probably my manager. He's, like, 17. 61 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:18,939 -Three-one-seven. -Where's that? Bufu, Egypt? 62 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,187 It's Indianapolis. 63 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,030 It's a telemarketer. 64 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,745 I once got an Old Navy credit card. It haunts me to this day. 65 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,659 Our master barista Maxine has delicious, dairy-free, premium.... 66 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:38,123 -Good morning. -Hey. 67 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,667 Good morning to you. 68 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,384 Hey. 69 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,968 It's ringing up. Okay. 70 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:50,216 That's the way it goes. One. 71 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,353 Okay, that's 447.74. 72 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,607 I guess that's why they call it "total paycheck." 73 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,274 Well, that actually is truly my total paycheck. 74 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,699 Four forty-seven, seventy-four. That's about what I make in a week. 75 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,914 How about that? 76 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,831 And you'd like $150 cash back. 77 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,447 Yes, please. 78 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,423 Can an associate meet a customer in frozen foods? 79 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,965 There you go. There's your receipt. 80 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,999 -Thank you. -Thank you so much, sir. 81 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,211 Have a good day. 82 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,680 -Let me know how you like those cookies. -Yeah, right. 83 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,565 -Hey. -You alienated the customer. 84 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:40,234 -I-- -I need you to satisfy... 85 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,557 ...and delight the customer. 86 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,530 Okay. I'm sorry, Troy. 87 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,784 No, it's okay. Just remember, gratitude. 88 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,369 -Cool. Thanks. Hi. -Hi. 89 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,155 Thanks. 90 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,524 Come on. 91 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,939 -Hello. -Linda? 92 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,402 You actually picked up. I was expecting... 93 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,663 ...maybe you'd gotten, you know, another new phone number. 94 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,237 I'm sorry. I don't have-- 95 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:40,331 I can't figure out how to set up the message box thing. 96 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,039 You know me. 97 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,329 Oh, yeah. 98 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:45,997 Yeah. 99 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,548 What's the problem, Pete? 100 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,625 It's Julie. Max left her. 101 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,138 Where'd he go? 102 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,524 "Where'd he go?" He left her. He's divorcing her. 103 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,734 He met someone new. 104 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,444 How is Julie? 105 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,234 Well, that's really why I'm calling you. 106 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,069 She's not well. She's absolutely unhinged. 107 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,776 She's been here at the house now for a few days. 108 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,777 She hasn't changed her clothes, she hasn't showered. 109 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,238 She's a wreck. I'm worried. 110 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:23,161 Okay. How is your wife handling all this? 111 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,043 Maureen is in Seattle visiting her father. 112 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,381 -He is failing. -Oh, right. 113 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,458 He has Alzheimer's. 114 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,303 No, it's ALS. 115 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,803 Yeah, that's short for Alzheimer's, right? 116 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,390 No, it's not. 117 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,599 Okay, so how can I help? 118 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,523 Well... 119 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,034 ...you could be there for your daughter. 120 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,953 Linda? 121 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,595 Oh, yeah. 122 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,728 Please have IDs and tickets ready to view. 123 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,608 Belts and shoes off, please. 124 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,985 If you have a laptop, please put it in a bin by itself. 125 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:38,282 Please take your keys, cell phones and metal objects out of your pockets. 126 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,807 -Who are you dropping off? -Ricki Rendazzo. 127 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,575 And you're here to see...? 128 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,737 The Brummels. Pete Brummel. 129 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,779 Can I see some ID? 130 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,741 -What? -ID, ma'am. 131 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,582 Here you go. 132 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,747 Thank you. 133 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,836 This says "Linda." 134 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:41,259 Yeah, that's my given name, but Pete knows that I prefer to go by Ricki... 135 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,060 -...so I'm sure he'll probably-- -Here you are. 136 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,683 Linda Brummel. 137 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,131 I don't have any money. 138 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,222 Let me. 139 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,346 Here. I'll get those. 140 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,350 Hey, who is this? 141 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,309 Is this Ralphie? 142 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,189 No, that's Sigma. 143 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,396 Ralphie passed away a few years ago. 144 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,436 Excess bloat. 145 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,572 Well, then we're new to each other, huh? 146 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,318 How was your flight? 147 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:47,702 It was fine, but travel has really changed since we took the kids to Disney World. 148 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,661 That was 1988. 149 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,252 Yeah. No, I just mean, you know.... 150 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,747 I remember when flying was a treat. People got dressed up even. 151 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,421 Now I see these young girls in the airport in their jammy bottoms. 152 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:03,551 Yeah. Well, I can see you still put in the effort. 153 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,220 Thanks, Pete. 154 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,183 This is some place. 155 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,430 This is like a mansion. 156 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,902 Thanks. Yeah, well, double-height entry... 157 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,442 ...and Maureen had to have Palladian windows, so we put those in. 158 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,648 Very classical. 159 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,987 Yeah. I feel like Jefferson at Monticello. 160 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,446 I'll go tell Julie you're here. 161 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,120 Okay. I'll just have a look around. 162 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,486 Okay. Julie? 163 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,368 Oh, my God. 164 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,646 Look at this place. 165 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,998 My, my, my. 166 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,090 Man. 167 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,623 Julie's pretty tired. But she's glad you're here... 168 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,408 ...and looks forward to seeing you in the morning. 169 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,252 Wrong. No, no, no. 170 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:02,377 Julie is not looking forward to shit! 171 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,167 Hey, Ju-jee. 172 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,720 Nice of you to grace us with your presence. 173 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:11,765 Couldn't make the wedding, but here you are right in time for the divorce. 174 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:15,060 Okay. Nobody wanted me at that wedding. 175 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,437 Do you have a gig or do you always dress like a hooker from Night Court? 176 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,939 Going through a separation, it can be a crazy time. 177 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:27,821 I'm not crazy, Dad. I've actually never felt such clarity. 178 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,530 Well, there's actually a book called Crazy Time. 179 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,541 -Oh, shut up, Pete. -Honey, listen. 180 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:37,254 This whole thing is not a big deal. 181 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,754 -I read something in Parade magazine. -No big deal? 182 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,419 A lot of women your age... 183 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:46,918 -...having starter marriages and-- -This was not a "starter" marriage, okay? 184 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,722 I was gonna marry Max, stay with him, have kids... 185 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,347 ...and actually raise them to adulthood. 186 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,394 Oh, okay. Julie, just take it easy. 187 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,139 Why are you defending her? 188 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,771 -She is your Max. -What? 189 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,307 -She walked out on you... -Hey, no. 190 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:06,692 -...just like Max walked out on me. -But I was never unfaithful, Julie. 191 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,700 Ju-jee.... 192 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,933 So.... 193 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,640 -We'll try again in the morning. -Yeah, of course. 194 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,436 I'll give you a ride to the hotel. 195 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,146 I-- I'm so sorry. 196 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,372 I could hardly afford the plane ticket, you know? 197 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,117 And.... 198 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,660 -Well, you know, I lost my car. -Yeah. 199 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,543 -I'm filing for chapter 11. -I know. 200 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,920 So I just thought since you and Maureen built this big, new house... 201 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,720 -...that it wouldn't be a problem. -It's not a problem, space-wise. 202 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,965 It's.... 203 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,757 It's just.... 204 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,927 I don't know, a boundary thing. 205 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,140 But it's fine. 206 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,976 Hope Maureen doesn't mind. 207 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,269 No, Mo's very chill. 208 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,692 I'm the one that tends to get worked up about certain things. 209 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,033 Maybe Julie gets that from you. 210 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,405 The bathroom is en suite. 211 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:39,994 Okay. 212 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,834 So welcome. 213 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,620 Sigma, come. 214 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,333 Come. 215 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,213 I trained her myself. 216 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,222 Okay, well.... 217 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:53,971 -Welcome. -Okay. 218 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,886 Good night, Linda. 219 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,684 Good night, Pete. 220 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,026 Linda. 221 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,205 Linda. 222 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,505 I was a real bitch last night, huh? 223 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:07,084 Well, it was late. 224 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:12,707 My therapist has me on Effexor, and we need to titrate down a little bit... 225 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,631 ...because it's made me volatile, anorgasmic. 226 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,336 You're having orgasms? 227 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,973 Anorgasmic. "An" means "not." 228 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,521 -It's Latin. -Oh, I-- 229 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,314 Yeah, I know. I knew that. I just didn't hear you. 230 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,398 -What time is it? -It's almost 10. 231 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,695 Blowing up here, Mom. 232 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,149 Who's Greg? 233 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:41,242 He's the lead guitarist in The Flash. 234 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,700 The Flash? 235 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,370 My band, The Flash. 236 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,498 I sent you the Facebook page a long time ago, remember? 237 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,206 Give me the phone. 238 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,586 -He calls you "babe." -Yeah, that's an L.A. thing. 239 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:56,264 He also makes copious use of the smiley face emoji. 240 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:59,515 As well as the cat with the hearts for eyes. 241 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:04,643 -How long has Greg been getting it in? -Hey, let's go to Krupke's. 242 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,975 I need a doughnut. 243 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,859 I don't have any money. 244 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,490 You have a credit card? 245 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,705 Yeah, but it's linked to Max's account. 246 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,485 Oh, that's not a problem. 247 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,868 Hop in. 248 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:11,250 You know, it's hard to find a good cruller in California. 249 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:17,631 I guess you got to give up a lot of special things to become a rock star. 250 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:24,514 Crullers were the least of it. 251 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:27,757 Yeah, Linda, that was the subtext. 252 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,486 Listen, honey, I came out here because I wanted to help you. 253 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,323 I know you're in shock right now, right? 254 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,161 And I know you're probably feeling lost. 255 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,577 I tried to kill myself. 256 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,752 You-- You-- 257 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:57,996 Dad didn't mention that. 258 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,054 Really? 259 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:05,837 Three Fridays ago, Max told me that he was in love with a girl named Nicole... 260 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,013 ...who works in traffic. 261 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:11,429 -Julie-- -I thought for a while about what to do... 262 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,732 ...and ultimately, I decided... 263 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,524 ...to take a bunch of sleeping pills. 264 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,821 I had them on hand because I'm an insomniac. 265 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,648 Like me. 266 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,622 And millions of other Americans, yeah. 267 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,000 What are you doing? 268 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,375 I can't believe-- I can't believe you tried to kill yourself. 269 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,879 Julie, you-- You're precious. 270 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,933 Listen, a lot of horrible things have happened to me since you left. 271 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,809 -This is just the incident you know about. -Don't. 272 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,097 Excuse me. 273 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,939 -Could you guys take this outside? -What, are you listening in? 274 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,070 That is so Midwestern. 275 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,318 Excuse me. 276 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,859 Hey, you can't raise kids in a bubble, man. 277 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,953 I can enjoy my time with my kid when it's my weekend. 278 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:15,209 Your weekend? Maybe you should've tried to stick it out with her mother... 279 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,424 ...instead of leaving the second that your boner wilted. 280 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,841 Let's go, Journey. Come on. 281 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,916 Journey? 282 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,635 That's sweet. 283 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,218 I like that name. 284 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:33,971 Oh, you would. 285 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:37,601 It's a great band. 286 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:42,896 He lays this one right down the center of the fairway. 287 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,702 You went to Krupke's. I was wondering where you went. You bring one for me? 288 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,407 Nope. 289 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,117 She's eating. 290 00:24:57,206 --> 00:25:00,376 Our child attempted suicide and you didn't tell me? 291 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,674 I didn't-- I didn't even find out till the day after, okay? 292 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,719 And I was little more concerned with Julie than Ricki. 293 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:10,394 -You should've called and told me. -I did. That's why you're here. 294 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:13,354 I didn't realize that she was suicidal. 295 00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:17,233 I thought she was just depressed because of Max leaving. 296 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,604 Depressed? No, I could've managed that. 297 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,481 No, I'm-- Julie's always been a moody kid. 298 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,979 I wouldn't have even bothered to call you. 299 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,232 Well, why not? 300 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:29,073 Because, Linda, you don't really give a damn. 301 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:30,659 Yes, I do! 302 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,410 You shut me out of this family. 303 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:36,829 I shut you out? 304 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:40,247 -Yup. -You came back here from California... 305 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:41,497 ...if you recall... 306 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,668 ...with a chip on your shoulder. You were shut down. 307 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,458 -Well, I did come back. -Well-- 308 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,550 -You had moved on. -I had to move on. 309 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:52,638 I wanted the kids to have a mother who was there. 310 00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:55,185 -It was my dream, man. -And stupid me. 311 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,059 -I thought we were your dream. -I can't have two dreams? 312 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:03,098 -No. In fact, Linda, you can't. -Hey, you guys are fighting. 313 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,613 It's like the '80s all over again. 314 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,776 Too bad Adam and Josh aren't here to relive the trauma. 315 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,455 -Oh, good grief. -That's enough. 316 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:16,329 Speaking of Josh and Adam... 317 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:19,255 ...I let both the boys know that you came into town. 318 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,874 Oh, g-- 319 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,961 -Do they wanna see me? -Josh does. 320 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,208 Adam doesn't. 321 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,879 In fact, they're up for dinner this evening. 322 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:33,008 Josh is gonna bring his girlfriend, Emily. They've gotten pretty close. 323 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,428 -Is Adam bringing anybody? -I-- 324 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,139 I don't think so. 325 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:44,058 Well, I'll have all my kids in one room. 326 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,688 -What a treat. -Yeah. 327 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,110 It should be really enjoyable. 328 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:53,991 Hey, here's Ricki. 329 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:55,818 Oh, tell her we love her. 330 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:58,623 I gotta be careful with the L word. She's gun shy. 331 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,617 Oh, you'll get there. 332 00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:05,625 -Hey, babe. -So my daughter, Julie... 333 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,464 ...she apparently.... 334 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:13,428 She tried to kill herself with sleeping pills. 335 00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,513 Oh, man. 336 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:20,181 Yeah. Yeah. 337 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:22,100 How is she? 338 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,559 Oh, no, no, she's okay. She's okay. 339 00:27:25,771 --> 00:27:28,061 -But.... -I don't know what to say. 340 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:31,113 I mean, you know my son, Derek, freaked out on acid... 341 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,528 -...but it was an accident. -I blame myself. 342 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:35,778 No way. 343 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,369 Blame that punk that cheated on her. 344 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,285 You got on the plane to Indiana to be by her side. You're a great mom. 345 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,794 I'm seeing my boys tonight. 346 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,420 Oh, that's great. 347 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:49,917 Enjoy it, okay? 348 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,508 I'm scared. I'm just-- 349 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:56,723 -They're all grown up now. -No. 350 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,854 No, you grow them, you know them. 351 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:03,388 They're the same kids whose diapers you changed way back when. 352 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,307 Enjoy it. 353 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,230 -Oh, Mr. Brummel, it's nice to see you. -Hi, Mabel. Nice to see you. 354 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,857 -Thanks for squeezing us in. -Anytime. 355 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:17,159 -Your party is waiting. Yup, follow me. -Oh, okay. 356 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,494 Five minutes late. 357 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,051 Yeah. So now we have to-- 358 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,087 Here she comes. 359 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:40,853 Oh, boy. 360 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,524 Josh. Hey. 361 00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:49,227 Hi, Mom. 362 00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:52,019 Josh. 363 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,282 -This is my girlfriend, Emily. -Hi. 364 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,864 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Linda. 365 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,740 -Yeah. -Hey, hey. That's Ricki Rendazzo. 366 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,658 You're in the presence of greatness. Don't forget. 367 00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:03,908 Adam. 368 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,449 You look so handsome, sweetie. 369 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,713 Oh, thanks, Mom. 370 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,416 Why don't you take that seat? We can flank them. 371 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,630 -Good to see you. Sorry we're late. -Yeah, you are. 372 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:16,878 Nice to see you're so punctual. 373 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,260 It's okay. 374 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,637 Can I get you some drinks? Would you like another martini? 375 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,005 Yeah. Why not? Keep them coming. 376 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,473 -I'll just have water. -Me too, water. 377 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,845 With Scotch. 378 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,323 So.... 379 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:46,792 How is Maureen's father doing? 380 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:48,658 Oh, not well at all. 381 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,922 No, the disease is progressing more rapidly than they'd anticipated. 382 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,086 So you've met Maureen? 383 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:56,665 Yeah, of course. 384 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,470 Lots of times. 385 00:29:58,674 --> 00:29:59,804 Mo's great. 386 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:02,258 -Yeah. -Yeah, she's.... 387 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:05,929 Emily and I have been together for almost two years. 388 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,929 -She's met the whole family. -Yup. 389 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:12,101 -Yeah. -Em, why aren't you wearing your ring? 390 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:16,520 Your engagement ring. 391 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,820 You two are engaged? 392 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,610 Yes. 393 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:24,123 -Yup. -Yeah. 394 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,534 Josh got Emily this conflict-free diamond. 395 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:29,043 He proposed at the lake. We were all there. 396 00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:30,706 It was beyond gay. 397 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:35,458 -It was lovely. It was lovely. -I'm happy for you. 398 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,337 So happy for you, honey. 399 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,547 -Thank you. -Why didn't you tell me? 400 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,889 Well, we wanted to keep things quiet for a while... 401 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:49,135 ...so we could enjoy the news privately. 402 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:52,186 But Julie said everybody was at the proposal. 403 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,234 Did this just happen? 404 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:56,558 -Yeah. Yeah. -No. No, it was-- 405 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:58,693 -No. It was July 4th. -Yeah. 406 00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:02,615 So that was months. 407 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,201 Months ago. 408 00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:07,776 We all know you're going through something, but you're cray-cray. 409 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,833 We were planning on telling you tonight in person. 410 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,618 Because I hadn't met you and-- 411 00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:17,041 Why don't you be honest and tell Mom that you don't want her at the wedding? 412 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,170 Would you be interested in hearing our appetizer specials? 413 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,053 -Yes. -No. 414 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,550 We're practically eloping, Mom. 415 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,523 Yeah, it's gonna be very small, very green. 416 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,975 Not gonna be a big, formal wedding like the one Julie had. 417 00:31:35,187 --> 00:31:38,267 -Thanks for referencing that. -Yeah, well, thanks for this. 418 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,322 I'm still having Ambien shits from my suicide attempt. 419 00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:44,647 -You wanna talk about my wedding? -It's okay. Go ahead. 420 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:48,123 You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you decide to elope. 421 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:49,835 Your dad and I eloped. 422 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,825 -It was great. -Yes, it was. 423 00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:57,079 Yeah. So, anyway, this is wonderful, wonderful news. 424 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,962 -Thank you. -Wonderful. 425 00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:02,419 Hey, Adam, when are you gonna settle down and get married? 426 00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,341 Who wants some appetizers? 427 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:07,720 -Mom, I'm gay, as you know. -You used to love the carpaccio. 428 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,355 And unfortunately... 429 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:12,475 ...many of my fellow gay men still can't get married. 430 00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:16,023 Well, I didn't mean to a man necessarily. 431 00:32:16,228 --> 00:32:20,018 -Who would I marry, then? -Well, I thought you were bisexual. 432 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:24,112 That was my cover story in college, like, 10 years ago. 433 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:28,659 I'm really sorry that you didn't stay updated on my sexuality... 434 00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:32,866 ...but then again, you didn't stay updated on much of anything. Am I right? 435 00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:37,248 Okay. Okay. Now that I know that you decided to say you're completely gay... 436 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:41,167 -"Decided"? You are such a homophobe. -...I won't ask about it again. 437 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:45,008 This is what she does. She costumes herself as this edgy rocker... 438 00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,505 ...who's cooler than the other PTA moms... 439 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:50,718 ...when in fact, she voted for George W. Bush twice. 440 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,259 I support our troops. 441 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,972 And I'm the one with the questionable lifestyle. 442 00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:58,104 Meanwhile, she's running around calling herself Ricki. 443 00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,982 Well, that's a name, not a lifestyle. 444 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:02,770 I was born gay. 445 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:05,113 I was born Ricki. 446 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,450 TouchГ©. 447 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:11,405 This shit-show is making my day. 448 00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:14,697 Is this whole thing a plea for attention as per usual... 449 00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:17,162 ...or are you actually a psychotic bitch? 450 00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:20,422 Hey, don't you dare call your sister psychotic. 451 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,839 Oh, my God, she's parenting. Someone get a camera. 452 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:29,799 Just cool it. This-- 453 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:32,297 Let's-- Look. 454 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:37,851 It's a very rare occasion that we all get together like this. 455 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:39,730 Your mother's here, right? 456 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:43,823 I mean, I know-- I know we've always had... 457 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:47,034 ...some, you know, issues and personality conflicts... 458 00:33:47,236 --> 00:33:49,696 -...but what family hasn't? -Yeah. 459 00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:52,665 But we are a family, still. 460 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:56,366 You know, let's-- We can put all that crap behind us, can't we? 461 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:59,998 And just appreciate the proximity. 462 00:34:00,499 --> 00:34:03,789 I mean, at this moment, the Brummel family and family-to-be... 463 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:06,552 ...is proximal. 464 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:09,465 That's special in itself, isn't it? 465 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:10,845 Thank you. 466 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:14,641 I would get a bottle of champagne for the whole table. 467 00:34:14,847 --> 00:34:19,097 -No, but that's-- -But I just filed for bankruptcy. 468 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:21,059 Describe to me how it makes you-- 469 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,150 -Well, doc-- -Well, doc-- 470 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,105 And thank you for asking. 471 00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:29,435 It's not that I feel unbreakable or impenetrable. 472 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,993 -It's just-- -It's just-- 473 00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:34,116 What is it? Come on, Angelo. 474 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:36,994 This is a major breakthrough here. 475 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:04,520 There is a wonderful, old Italian joke about a poor man.... 476 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:05,860 You're still here? 477 00:35:06,899 --> 00:35:08,689 Hey. 478 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,737 What are we gonna do today? 479 00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:19,156 I have therapy at noon... 480 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:23,329 ...so I gotta go wash my dick... 481 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,330 ...or I'll get another lecture in personal care. 482 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,883 Why don't you skip therapy? 483 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:30,667 Just today. 484 00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,091 Call in sick. 485 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:34,473 I am sick. 486 00:35:34,676 --> 00:35:37,756 That's why I'm in therapy. 487 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:40,601 I mean, how often am I here? 488 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,400 Never? 489 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,860 Honestly. 490 00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:52,442 It's just a shampoo and trim. 491 00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:55,783 You have really good hair. You should, like, brush it. 492 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,989 She has my hair. 493 00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:04,122 Not more than half an inch. I can feel how much you're cutting. 494 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:06,881 Why are we so attached to our hair? 495 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:11,174 Someday you're gonna find a gray hair, and I don't mean on your head. 496 00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:16,761 No one wants to hear about your steel wool, Mom. 497 00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:24,886 I look like Nosferatu. 498 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,812 Oh, don't worry, they file them down. 499 00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:32,734 That's 190 on the card and you can add whatever tip. 500 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:35,613 Let's leave a nice, big one, shall we? 501 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,173 Hey. 502 00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:51,837 Hey. 503 00:36:57,509 --> 00:37:00,849 You look very nice. 504 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,314 Well-- How? 505 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:13,272 I just made a suggestion, you know? 506 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,438 She listens to me. 507 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:21,367 I was a bit of a jerk yesterday. I'm sorry about that. 508 00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:23,955 The market had-- The-- 509 00:37:24,161 --> 00:37:27,121 Things have been really stressful at the company. 510 00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:31,291 Yeah, well, you work very hard. I admire that. 511 00:37:31,502 --> 00:37:32,792 -You do? -Yeah. 512 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:36,803 You used to call me an uptight workaholic. 513 00:37:37,007 --> 00:37:38,297 Yeah, honey. 514 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:41,049 I used to call you a lot of things. 515 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:43,765 But I changed, Pete. 516 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:45,022 I have. 517 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:47,516 I see that. 518 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:52,146 I mean, I've been trying to get her to change her clothes for days. 519 00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:55,646 Well, sometimes a girl just needs her mother. 520 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,743 I guess so. 521 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,199 -Here we go. Taste it. -They changed it a little. 522 00:38:03,408 --> 00:38:05,118 No, no, it's the same taste. 523 00:38:05,327 --> 00:38:08,327 -It's-- Why would they change it? -No. I don't know why. 524 00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:10,669 -Holy shit. -It's a recipe that has-- 525 00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:12,714 Oh, my God. 526 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:17,051 -What? -Nicole from traffic. This is her car. 527 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:19,126 But you can't be sure. 528 00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:20,591 No, I know. 529 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:23,971 She's got these stupid stick figure thing-- 530 00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:28,931 Oh, baby. 531 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,234 Oh, she added Max. Oh, my God. 532 00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:36,728 -Let's not vandalize the car. Come on. -Let's just go home, all right? 533 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,572 Let's go home. 534 00:38:57,796 --> 00:38:59,256 No, no, no, Julie. 535 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,594 Please, Julie. Julie, wait. 536 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:18,646 Why did you walk out on my daughter that way? 537 00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:22,819 -I made a mistake. Got married young. -If you're too young to be married... 538 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:26,570 ...what makes you think that you're ready to raise Kenzie and Krash? 539 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:29,203 It's Kash, and how do you know my kids' names? 540 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:32,161 Everybody on Highway 70 knows your kids' names. 541 00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:34,331 Lady, you weren't even at our wedding. 542 00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:39,956 Julie hates you. 543 00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:43,591 That may be. I have to live with that every day. 544 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,970 You have to live with the pain you caused. 545 00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:48,888 -You're the reason she's crazy. -Julie's not crazy. 546 00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:53,847 Julie is grieving over a very short marriage to a man who turns out-- 547 00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:56,231 That's enough. You two need to back off. 548 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:59,858 You. You know, it's one thing to fall in love with somebody. 549 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:04,527 It's quite another to encourage him to abandon his new wife... 550 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:09,368 ...and then slapping a sticker of him on the back of your car next to the dog. 551 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:11,616 Hey, I love my dog, okay? 552 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,828 Yeah? Now you have two. 553 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:26,720 -My heart is dead and rotten. -Don't say that. 554 00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:32,097 No, a heart isn't something that's like a steak, you know, that spoils. 555 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,677 A heart is like a Big Mac. 556 00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,353 It just sits and sits and sits. 557 00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:40,733 It gets older, yeah, but it doesn't change. 558 00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:44,441 What? You're saying that a Big Mac never goes bad? 559 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,163 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 560 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:50,624 -Interesting. -It lives forever. 561 00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:52,826 I saw it on 60 Minutes. 562 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:56,156 -That's disgusting. -Well.... 563 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,753 But I say-- Yeah. 564 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,500 -Yeah, I-- -Everybody hitting the hay? 565 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:04,836 -Dad. -Yeah? 566 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:09,258 It's not even 9 p.m. I don't think that even Oma is in bed. 567 00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,049 -Hey, Pete. -Yeah? 568 00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:14,063 Why is there pot in your freezer? 569 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:17,142 It was a.... 570 00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:20,112 A coworker gave it to me for my migraines. 571 00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:22,824 Which I still get from time to time. 572 00:41:23,025 --> 00:41:25,195 And it's in the freezer because I read... 573 00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:27,652 ...that helps it maintain its potency. 574 00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:30,573 Dad is very efficient, even with his stash. 575 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:32,372 I haven't even tried it. 576 00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:35,196 -What? -No. 577 00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:37,712 What? I mean, no migraines... 578 00:41:37,915 --> 00:41:40,505 ...and I don't like to lose my cool. 579 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,129 Oh, okay. 580 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,836 Your what? 581 00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:46,377 Okay. 582 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:49,970 You don't think I'm cool. Fine. All right. 583 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:53,427 All right, then I got nothing to lose. 584 00:41:54,306 --> 00:41:58,266 Oh, shit. 585 00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,270 Whose song is that? 586 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:02,184 It's mine. 587 00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:03,642 I wrote it. 588 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:06,562 -You wrote that? -A long time ago. 589 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:08,522 Damn, Linda. 590 00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:12,112 I still have your album. 591 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,486 You do not. 592 00:44:14,696 --> 00:44:17,116 Yeah, I got a lot of stuff in the.... 593 00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:20,408 I got a Rubbermaid in the basement. 594 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:23,539 A Rubbermaid? 595 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:25,996 Rubbermaid is a very successful company. 596 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,786 Wow, Pete. 597 00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:33,723 You have me in your Rubbermaid. 598 00:44:39,721 --> 00:44:44,181 -Yeah, look at this. -Oh, man. 599 00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,941 God. 600 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:49,766 Joshy. 601 00:44:49,982 --> 00:44:51,322 -Look at you. -Fanny pack. 602 00:44:51,525 --> 00:44:55,115 We were pretty damn cute as a family. 603 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,990 Silk Night Sky. 604 00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,408 Here it is, my one and only album. 605 00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,405 -Yup. -Oh, my God. 606 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:05,077 Look. 607 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:08,169 -Do you think it would still fit me? -Oh, yeah. 608 00:45:09,543 --> 00:45:12,173 -Should I try it on? -Yeah. 609 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:14,708 Okay, goodbye. 610 00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:16,883 Hey, where are you going? 611 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:19,682 -Bathroom. -Yeah. 612 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:22,137 Don't kill yourself in there. 613 00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:28,096 -Pete! Oh, I can't believe it! -I didn't say that. 614 00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:34,147 -She didn't hear you. -Can't believe I said that. 615 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:35,399 Oh, my God. 616 00:45:35,611 --> 00:45:38,361 And you notice, it smells nice. 617 00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:40,322 -It does. -She's gotta be here. 618 00:45:40,532 --> 00:45:42,082 Julie? 619 00:45:44,536 --> 00:45:45,576 There she is. 620 00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:47,156 -Come on, sit down. -No. 621 00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:49,329 You're tired. 622 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:53,212 -I'm not a bit tired. -Out. 623 00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:57,723 See? 624 00:45:57,925 --> 00:46:00,765 You know that little thing you gave me about Napoleon? 625 00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:02,969 -No, what? -By Robert G. Ingersoll? 626 00:46:03,138 --> 00:46:05,098 -Yeah. -Well, I'm not sure I get that. 627 00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,015 Are you hungry? 628 00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,689 Are you hungry? 629 00:46:10,896 --> 00:46:13,566 You stay right there. 630 00:46:14,858 --> 00:46:16,228 Arugula. 631 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,493 Nine-four-eight-eight-four. 632 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:22,275 You just know that off the top of your--? 633 00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:24,621 -Boom. -Is it--? 634 00:46:26,245 --> 00:46:28,295 Yes, you are absolutely right. 635 00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:29,787 Of course I'm right. 636 00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:32,288 I know all the PLU codes. 637 00:46:32,501 --> 00:46:35,461 I ring stuff up all day long. 638 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,840 Go ahead, try me. Anything, anything, anything. 639 00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:41,837 -Bananas. -Organic or regular? 640 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:45,312 Organic is nine-four-two-three-seven. 641 00:46:45,973 --> 00:46:47,433 Yes. 642 00:46:47,641 --> 00:46:49,601 You're like a memorizing genius. 643 00:46:53,272 --> 00:46:54,732 Yes. 644 00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:59,356 You know, they say, like... 645 00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:02,776 ...all kids are screwed up now. 646 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:09,370 It's the air or the radio waves or the-- The peanuts. 647 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:12,170 Hey, remember that pediatrician, the one-- 648 00:47:12,374 --> 00:47:14,794 What was his name? Fa-- Dr. Fa-- Farling. 649 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:17,502 Fena-- Fenamana. Fenan-- Fenan. 650 00:47:19,214 --> 00:47:21,014 The guy in Wheaton. What about him? 651 00:47:21,216 --> 00:47:24,296 That doctor. Remember, he said Joshy was hyperactive. 652 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:27,761 Turns out he was just drinking too much pop. 653 00:47:27,973 --> 00:47:30,893 -Pop, yeah. -Right? 654 00:47:31,476 --> 00:47:34,346 They know nothing. 655 00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:38,443 Yeah, they know nothing. 656 00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:40,859 We know nothing. 657 00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:47,829 She's gonna be fine. 658 00:47:49,328 --> 00:47:51,198 -She's gonna be fine. -I don't know. 659 00:47:51,371 --> 00:47:54,041 Oh, yeah, she is. 660 00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:57,843 This is-- 661 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:00,881 No. 662 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:06,678 -I'm eating that. I'm-- -It's bad for you. 663 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:10,224 I don't care. 664 00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:29,196 Pete. 665 00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:31,408 Yeah? 666 00:48:32,496 --> 00:48:34,536 Are you okay? 667 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:39,167 Are you sick? 668 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:41,046 No. 669 00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:49,102 Did you just--? 670 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:51,507 Just wanna touch me? 671 00:49:31,972 --> 00:49:35,312 -Milk? -Nine-four-oh-one-one. 672 00:49:54,745 --> 00:49:56,915 -Oh, my God. This is very good. -Yes. 673 00:49:57,122 --> 00:49:59,962 It is so wrong. 674 00:50:00,918 --> 00:50:02,338 -You all done? -Yes. 675 00:50:02,544 --> 00:50:05,384 -Should I sit...? -Be my guest. 676 00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:08,759 -Is who-- I don't understand. -Don't forget the crispy. 677 00:50:08,967 --> 00:50:11,087 What? Is my bacon not too crispy for you? 678 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:14,263 -Of course it is. Not. -He means the French toast. 679 00:50:14,431 --> 00:50:16,931 No, well, I'm not gonna burn it. My goodness. 680 00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:20,152 -Although, my great grandmother used-- -There she is. 681 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:21,564 Hi, Maureen. 682 00:50:21,772 --> 00:50:23,692 Oh, hi. Hi, there. 683 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:28,069 Well, you're just in time for Maureen's famous brioche French toast. 684 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,660 How's your dad? 685 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,446 I thought you were in Seattle. 686 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:38,960 Oh, yeah, well, thanks for asking. Dad's plateaued at the moment... 687 00:50:39,164 --> 00:50:42,294 ...and so they said I should come back for the time being... 688 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:44,921 ...and I didn't wanna be away from my family. 689 00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:49,219 Mo-- Mo makes the best breakfasts. 690 00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:51,804 Oh, yes, that is all I'm good for, right? 691 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,600 No, I didn't mean to say that. 692 00:50:53,804 --> 00:50:55,684 So, anyway, I-- 693 00:50:55,889 --> 00:50:58,889 I thought I would just take the red-eye back last night... 694 00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:02,311 ...and I got in at 6 this morning. I feel like a hot mess. 695 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:04,311 You don't look like a hot mess. 696 00:51:05,649 --> 00:51:08,489 Linda, you're sweet. Do you--? You want some coffee? 697 00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,488 Mo makes, really, the best coffee. 698 00:51:11,697 --> 00:51:13,697 Thought her French toast was the best. 699 00:51:13,907 --> 00:51:16,447 Hard to decide what's best when Mo's cooking. 700 00:51:18,036 --> 00:51:20,406 Come on, Linda. Sit down. Have some breakfast. 701 00:51:20,622 --> 00:51:24,382 No, I'm good, thanks. I'm not really hungry. 702 00:51:24,585 --> 00:51:26,215 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm good. 703 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,920 Okay, well, suit yourself. 704 00:51:29,131 --> 00:51:31,591 By the way, you look good in my robe. 705 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,716 Keep it. 706 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:36,135 Okay. 707 00:51:37,598 --> 00:51:41,308 I'm gonna go out and make a little phone call. 708 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:44,978 Okay. Come on, you guys, let's eat before it gets cold. 709 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,689 -Okay. Syrup? -No, I have it. 710 00:51:46,899 --> 00:51:48,319 -Can I start? -After you. 711 00:51:50,527 --> 00:51:51,737 Hi. 712 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:54,661 Can we talk? 713 00:51:56,074 --> 00:51:57,744 I'm practically naked right now. 714 00:51:57,951 --> 00:52:00,791 I have five sisters. I've seen a naked lady before. 715 00:52:00,996 --> 00:52:02,576 Well, I just had a brother. 716 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,247 Killed in Nam. 717 00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:06,709 Oh, I didn't know. 718 00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:14,473 So as you know, we're really concerned about Miss Julie. 719 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,756 She's gonna be all right, you know? 720 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:20,020 -She's always been a fighter. -Well, she's had to be. 721 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:24,565 Right now, we are working with her doctor to stabilize her... 722 00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:29,480 ...and she's on some meds and she's been going to therapy as well. 723 00:52:29,691 --> 00:52:32,901 I don't like her to miss a session. 724 00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:35,611 I don't think one's that big a deal. 725 00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:38,242 I also understand you gave her some marijuana. 726 00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:41,795 No. Pete did. 727 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:43,325 It's Pete's marijuana. 728 00:52:44,081 --> 00:52:46,121 For his headaches. 729 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:50,004 Yeah, we did smoke some. It's a plant. 730 00:52:50,212 --> 00:52:51,592 Okay. 731 00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:55,087 I just think that maybe it's not great for you to be here now. 732 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,140 You're always welcome in our home. 733 00:52:57,344 --> 00:53:00,854 And I know Pete thought it would do Julie some good to see you... 734 00:53:01,056 --> 00:53:04,676 ...but I think what she needs right now is normalcy. 735 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:10,193 Well, I got her out of those pajamas and I got her hair done. 736 00:53:10,399 --> 00:53:15,359 And I think she's doing a lot better since I arrived. 737 00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:17,911 Linda, hey, come on, please. 738 00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:21,955 Please, don't be offended. I'm just looking out for my kid. 739 00:53:23,495 --> 00:53:24,945 Your kid? 740 00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:27,293 Yeah, she's your kid too, of course. 741 00:53:27,499 --> 00:53:30,999 But, Linda, come on. Let's-- Let's be real. 742 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:34,051 You haven't lived with her since she was a little girl. 743 00:53:34,256 --> 00:53:36,716 I was there for the teen years and college. 744 00:53:36,925 --> 00:53:39,255 She went to college in Milwaukee! 745 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:42,429 Yeah, and who do you think drove her ass there? 746 00:53:44,016 --> 00:53:47,136 Who do you think helped her put together her dorm furniture? 747 00:53:47,352 --> 00:53:49,692 Or paid her bail when she got that DUI... 748 00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:54,727 ...or went to the mother-daughter tea at that God-awful white sorority, huh? 749 00:53:54,943 --> 00:53:57,863 Who do you think has been doing all the mom stuff? 750 00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:03,240 Look, Linda, I respect you as the woman who gave her life. 751 00:54:03,452 --> 00:54:06,622 But after you went to L.A., Christmas visits didn't cut it. 752 00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:09,746 There was a hole in this family and I filled it. 753 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,838 No, no, no. 754 00:54:12,044 --> 00:54:18,014 I tried to come out here to see them more, but you always made it so difficult. 755 00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:21,637 "Oh, this isn't a good time because we're doing SAT prep." 756 00:54:21,845 --> 00:54:25,425 Or, "Joshy has an away game." Or-- Yes, yes, you did. 757 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:29,601 You alienated my children from me, Maureen. You poisoned the relationship! 758 00:54:29,811 --> 00:54:31,191 Are you serious right now? 759 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,226 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 760 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,610 Really? 761 00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:38,646 You know all those birthday and Mother's Day gifts you got from the kids? 762 00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:41,074 I paid for those. 763 00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:45,410 I sent them. I'm the one who made sure they didn't forget about you... 764 00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:47,199 ...though they had reason to. 765 00:54:47,412 --> 00:54:49,662 You should be kissing my feet right now. 766 00:54:49,873 --> 00:54:51,923 Bullshit! 767 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,050 Well.... 768 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:04,015 -I didn't want it to go like this. -Well, that's how it's going. 769 00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:12,695 Do you need help paying for a flight back? 770 00:55:13,605 --> 00:55:15,435 You wish. 771 00:55:17,693 --> 00:55:19,243 Hey. 772 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,486 Pete's still in love with me. 773 00:55:29,705 --> 00:55:32,255 I'm gonna let you have that. 774 00:56:10,162 --> 00:56:13,252 -I couldn't find Julie. -Oh, okay. 775 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:15,997 Shuttles aren't so bad. It's like sharing a taxi. 776 00:56:16,210 --> 00:56:18,550 Yeah, it's great. 777 00:56:18,795 --> 00:56:21,625 Thanks for calling. 778 00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:25,966 It was nice to see you. 779 00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:38,110 Ultimately, I think it was good that you came. 780 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,485 Yeah, it was a real.... 781 00:56:42,152 --> 00:56:43,492 Fly safely. 782 00:56:43,695 --> 00:56:46,405 I have no control over that. 783 00:56:46,823 --> 00:56:48,703 -No. -Wait. 784 00:56:55,707 --> 00:56:57,877 Okay. Later. 785 00:56:58,085 --> 00:56:59,595 Yeah. 786 00:57:06,969 --> 00:57:09,219 Sorry. I'm sorry. 787 01:00:56,990 --> 01:01:01,620 Yeah. Thanks. That was the amazing Edgar Winter. 788 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,580 And before that, of course, The Rolling Stones. 789 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:10,796 Mick. 790 01:01:12,047 --> 01:01:14,297 Yeah. Funny thing about Mick Jagger. 791 01:01:14,508 --> 01:01:18,138 He's got seven children by four different women. Do you believe that? 792 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:19,385 Get it, Mick! 793 01:01:20,597 --> 01:01:22,927 Yeah. Yeah, busy guy, right? 794 01:01:23,141 --> 01:01:24,181 Yes, ma'am. 795 01:01:24,643 --> 01:01:28,863 Of course, he didn't raise those kids. He's a rock star. 796 01:01:29,815 --> 01:01:32,155 And more importantly, he's not the mother. 797 01:01:32,818 --> 01:01:34,608 Daddy can do whatever Daddy wants. 798 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:37,108 Daddy can go make love with whoever he wants. 799 01:01:37,281 --> 01:01:39,661 He can take risks. He can get hooked on drugs. 800 01:01:39,825 --> 01:01:41,995 He can leave and.... 801 01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:45,003 Who cares? Some people get hurt. 802 01:01:45,205 --> 01:01:47,575 As long as you get some great songs out of it. 803 01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:50,591 Okay. Let's hear some of those great songs right now. 804 01:01:51,003 --> 01:01:52,253 Yeah. 805 01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:57,592 Hey, by the way, though, your kids will still respect... 806 01:01:57,759 --> 01:02:00,849 ...and they'll love you because you're the man. 807 01:02:05,684 --> 01:02:08,734 -You know what I'm talking about, girls? -Yeah. 808 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:10,897 But if you're a woman: 809 01:02:11,106 --> 01:02:15,316 God forbid you should forget one school concert or you-- 810 01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:16,607 Or a wedding or-- 811 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:21,620 Or you forget to be the tooth fairy one time because you had a gig. 812 01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:24,659 Congratulations, you're a monster. 813 01:02:29,583 --> 01:02:31,883 Okay, Ricki, I think that's enough. 814 01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:35,625 You're scaring some guys here. I felt my balls suck up into my body. 815 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:42,180 You didn't need them anyway, Greg. 816 01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:49,193 Yes, I actually do, Linda. 817 01:02:52,022 --> 01:02:53,652 What did--? Excuse me? 818 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:57,397 -What the hell are you doing? -Let's keep it tight, people. Come on. 819 01:02:57,611 --> 01:03:00,241 Oh, yeah. You're right, you're right, Buster. 820 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:01,987 What do we got up next? 821 01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:04,119 We got Pink. 822 01:03:04,493 --> 01:03:07,163 -Pink. -Pink. 823 01:03:07,371 --> 01:03:11,001 Pink. Let's get this party started. 824 01:03:31,228 --> 01:03:32,308 So? 825 01:03:33,522 --> 01:03:35,322 I'm sorry. 826 01:03:36,275 --> 01:03:37,905 It's been a difficult week. 827 01:03:38,110 --> 01:03:41,240 It's been a difficult few years, but I still love you. 828 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,330 I can't say that? Do I ever get to say that? 829 01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:50,415 -Do you love me? -Of course, I love you. Of course, I do. 830 01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:54,172 And I love Buster and I love Joey. 831 01:03:54,376 --> 01:03:58,956 I don't mean do you love me like Wendy loves the goddamn Lost Boys. 832 01:03:59,173 --> 01:04:00,553 I mean, do you love me? 833 01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:04,087 What is your interest in me? What do you--? What? I don't get-- 834 01:04:04,261 --> 01:04:08,141 I'm old, I'm broke, I can't cook a decent meal, I'm getting fat. 835 01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:12,478 Why would you love a ruined person who ruins other people, kids? 836 01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:18,398 Is that it? You think because you screwed up once, you don't get a second chance? 837 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,442 I cheated on my first wife... 838 01:04:20,652 --> 01:04:24,412 ...with a stripper who was addicted to codeine cough syrup. 839 01:04:24,615 --> 01:04:26,535 My kids didn't forgive me. 840 01:04:26,742 --> 01:04:27,992 They're still mad. 841 01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:30,082 I get a calendar for Christmas. 842 01:04:30,662 --> 01:04:34,292 Doesn't matter if your kids love you. It's not their job to love you. 843 01:04:34,499 --> 01:04:38,169 It's your job to love them. That's why you were put here. 844 01:04:38,545 --> 01:04:41,965 That's why you're their mom. That's why I'm my kids' dad. 845 01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:52,636 I love my kids so much. 846 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:57,444 Don't you? 847 01:04:58,899 --> 01:05:00,279 Yeah. 848 01:05:01,777 --> 01:05:03,817 So you wanna just be friends? 849 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:14,290 -More? -More. 850 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,760 Jesus. 851 01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:27,931 Oh, yeah. 852 01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:30,812 Oh, this rules. 853 01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:43,565 Sorry. 854 01:05:44,069 --> 01:05:45,359 Credit or debit? 855 01:05:45,571 --> 01:05:47,911 Debit. Hundred dollars cash back, please. 856 01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:49,915 Okay. 857 01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:52,117 -There you go. -Thank you. 858 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:19,936 Out of my way. Out of my way. 859 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:22,107 Okay. 860 01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:46,092 I love you, baby. 861 01:08:34,198 --> 01:08:35,868 Dear Ricki. 862 01:08:36,325 --> 01:08:39,705 I'm sorry about some of the words we exchanged during your visit. 863 01:08:39,912 --> 01:08:44,212 It's a loaded topic and we haven't had many chances to talk about it. 864 01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:46,286 Please accept this olive branch... 865 01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:49,592 ...and I hope we can try again on better terms. 866 01:08:50,214 --> 01:08:54,594 Enclosed, please find something I feel you should've received a long time ago. 867 01:08:54,801 --> 01:08:56,721 You're entitled to it. 868 01:08:56,929 --> 01:08:58,719 Hope to see you on the big day. 869 01:08:58,931 --> 01:09:00,521 Maureen. 870 01:09:04,603 --> 01:09:10,323 "Emily Anne. Joshua Hendrix." 871 01:09:27,751 --> 01:09:31,841 "In lieu of a gift, please make a donation to one of the following charities." 872 01:09:32,047 --> 01:09:34,547 Oh, my God. That's crazy. Who gets married... 873 01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:37,258 -...and doesn't milk it for free stuff? -My son. 874 01:09:37,469 --> 01:09:41,259 There you go. Well, for my wedding, I'm getting a waffle iron... 875 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:44,273 ...and a panini maker and.... 876 01:09:44,476 --> 01:09:45,556 -Hey, Joe. -Hey, Joe. 877 01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:48,729 "This invitation is embedded with wildflower seeds... 878 01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:51,019 ...and can be planted." That is bougie. 879 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:54,031 -I thought you'd get a kick out of it. -Yes. Yes. 880 01:09:54,236 --> 01:09:57,026 -You excited about the wedding, then? -I'm not going. 881 01:09:57,239 --> 01:09:59,699 What? You gotta go. 882 01:09:59,908 --> 01:10:01,698 It won't be sexy without you. 883 01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:05,580 If I show up there, something terrible will happen. 884 01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:09,961 You don't know these people. 885 01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:13,002 They despise me. 886 01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:20,140 Anyway.... 887 01:10:22,764 --> 01:10:25,854 They don't know anything about any part of this situation. 888 01:10:26,059 --> 01:10:29,849 Okay, I hear you. But sometimes a boy needs his mama. 889 01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:33,607 Even I need my mama sometimes and she's literally Satan. 890 01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:38,951 Thanks, Daniel, but I can't go. I don't have the money. 891 01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:43,787 Greg and I discussed it and we just can't do it. We can't. 892 01:10:43,994 --> 01:10:45,084 We don't have it. 893 01:10:45,287 --> 01:10:51,127 Well, if I had it, I'd give it to you. I would gladly tithe to the church of Ricki. 894 01:10:53,003 --> 01:10:55,213 Testes, one, two. 895 01:10:55,422 --> 01:10:57,922 -Get up there and sing. -Yeah. 896 01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:09,848 Come on. Come on. 897 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:18,190 Here we go. 898 01:11:18,403 --> 01:11:23,033 One, two, one, two, three, four. 899 01:11:50,102 --> 01:11:51,692 Come on, now. 900 01:12:02,656 --> 01:12:04,196 Thanks, everybody. 901 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:10,834 -Where's your guitar? -I don't know. I felt like playing this one. 902 01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:14,039 What? You hate this guitar. The banana. 903 01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:16,211 Come on. 904 01:12:16,712 --> 01:12:18,302 What's going on? 905 01:12:18,463 --> 01:12:22,343 -Where's your '68 Gibson? -I sold it. 906 01:12:22,551 --> 01:12:24,141 You sold it? Why? 907 01:12:32,644 --> 01:12:36,064 Yo, Ricki! "Drift Away"! 908 01:14:31,138 --> 01:14:32,468 Yes, baby. 909 01:15:31,406 --> 01:15:34,576 Oh, my God! 910 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:14,779 Gorgeous. 911 01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:29,086 Come on out, babe. 912 01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:31,168 I look absurd. 913 01:16:31,383 --> 01:16:32,973 I'm sure you look gorgeous. 914 01:16:33,177 --> 01:16:35,467 I look like my mother. 915 01:16:35,679 --> 01:16:38,679 Well, that's not possible. Your mother's dead. 916 01:16:39,474 --> 01:16:42,354 Oh, you look beautiful. 917 01:16:42,561 --> 01:16:45,611 Come on, that is the most amazing blue. 918 01:16:46,023 --> 01:16:48,233 Looks like Roger Daltrey's eyes from Tommy. 919 01:16:49,568 --> 01:16:51,568 -Thanks. -Are you finished with these? 920 01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,608 Yeah. Do you have anything black? 921 01:16:53,822 --> 01:16:55,872 -Black? -We'll take this one. 922 01:16:56,575 --> 01:16:59,045 Okay. It looks nice. 923 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:04,621 How do you know these TSA scanners aren't government mind control? 924 01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:09,093 These days, nothing would surprise me. See they made me take my toe ring off? 925 01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:13,166 I can't believe that woman, Janet, made me take the tequila out of my bag. 926 01:17:13,383 --> 01:17:15,593 That was Cabo Wabo, Sammy Hagar's recipe. 927 01:17:15,802 --> 01:17:19,682 -Does he look like a terrorist to you? -Told you, you can't bring liquids. 928 01:17:19,890 --> 01:17:21,980 There goes my wedding present. 929 01:17:38,951 --> 01:17:41,621 Oh, I can't do this. 930 01:17:41,828 --> 01:17:42,868 Can't do what? 931 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:47,460 I can't go to this wedding. 932 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,748 Big mistake. 933 01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:53,836 Gotta call Buster, tell him we're heading back to L.A. 934 01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:57,889 No way. Come on, you're the mother of the groom. 935 01:17:58,178 --> 01:18:00,888 There's no understudy, sweetheart. 936 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,142 I'm so scared. 937 01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,171 -Hi, I'm Bodhi. -Hey, Bodhi. 938 01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:32,087 -Hi. -Thank you for coming. 939 01:18:32,296 --> 01:18:35,046 You can pick up your table number here. 940 01:18:35,257 --> 01:18:37,757 These are bags for the birdseed toss. 941 01:18:38,886 --> 01:18:43,136 Also, Emily and Josh request that you turn off your cell phones. 942 01:18:43,348 --> 01:18:46,308 Well, I would, but the phone company beat me to it. 943 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,983 -We take these, right? -Yes, that's for you. 944 01:18:51,273 --> 01:18:53,693 Would you like a cocktail before the ceremony? 945 01:18:53,859 --> 01:18:55,069 What are these? 946 01:18:55,277 --> 01:18:59,317 This one's called The Josh. It's ginger beer and small batch whiskey. 947 01:18:59,531 --> 01:19:03,951 And this one is The Emily. It's kind of a playful take on a Kir Royal. 948 01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:06,831 -For free? -Yes. 949 01:19:07,039 --> 01:19:11,999 -I probably shouldn't. -I think me and my small batch whiskey... 950 01:19:12,211 --> 01:19:15,381 ...are gonna go try and find the little boy's room. You okay? 951 01:19:15,589 --> 01:19:18,219 -Yeah, sure. -Yeah? 952 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,690 Linda. 953 01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:35,979 -Linda. -Oh, hi. 954 01:19:36,193 --> 01:19:37,323 Oma. 955 01:19:37,528 --> 01:19:39,608 How are you? 956 01:19:39,821 --> 01:19:42,071 Oh, I like you, you know? 957 01:19:42,282 --> 01:19:44,662 Even though you ran off on my son. 958 01:19:45,953 --> 01:19:49,413 -I always liked you too, Oma. -Between you and me... 959 01:19:49,623 --> 01:19:51,753 ...I don't like Peter's new wife. 960 01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:55,304 Peter and Maureen are happy. 961 01:19:55,504 --> 01:19:57,634 Maybe now. It's only been a few weeks. 962 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,550 No, it's been many, many years. 963 01:20:01,510 --> 01:20:05,220 I've been looking for you. Why don't we go find our seat, okay? 964 01:20:05,430 --> 01:20:09,060 Jeff. Will you show Oma to her seat? 965 01:20:09,268 --> 01:20:11,138 Thanks. Jeff will take you. 966 01:20:11,895 --> 01:20:14,805 -Take care. -Hi, Oma. 967 01:20:15,023 --> 01:20:17,193 Come on, let's go sit down. 968 01:20:18,527 --> 01:20:20,987 -Hi. -Hi. 969 01:20:22,322 --> 01:20:23,412 Hi. 970 01:20:23,991 --> 01:20:26,081 I'm very busy right now, so I.... 971 01:20:27,244 --> 01:20:31,124 Yeah, sure. Big-- Huge day for you. 972 01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,958 But we'll-- Yeah. 973 01:20:51,143 --> 01:20:53,483 Oma, are you comfortable? 974 01:20:58,442 --> 01:21:01,362 -Thanks. Thank you. -That's her. 975 01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:02,610 That's Linda. 976 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:04,991 She's not even sitting with the family. 977 01:21:05,199 --> 01:21:08,699 So here we are, gathered here. 978 01:21:09,077 --> 01:21:11,707 This big tree over us and the roots beneath us. 979 01:21:12,247 --> 01:21:16,167 I can't think of a better place to do this than out here in Mother Nature. 980 01:21:16,335 --> 01:21:18,595 And now we can open the wedding ceremony. 981 01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:21,715 Go ahead. 982 01:22:15,435 --> 01:22:17,645 Don't. Don't. Don't run away. 983 01:22:32,870 --> 01:22:34,910 Walk on. 984 01:23:01,356 --> 01:23:04,816 Mom. I'm so glad you're here. I didn't know if you were gonna make it. 985 01:23:05,027 --> 01:23:09,317 Yeah. Greg pawned his Gibson SG. 986 01:23:09,531 --> 01:23:11,071 -Hi, Josh. -Hey. 987 01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:16,580 -Yeah. -Well, we got your RSVPs so late. 988 01:23:16,788 --> 01:23:20,038 We couldn't really move things around with the hall... 989 01:23:21,168 --> 01:23:24,628 ...so I hope you guys don't mind sitting with Emily's cousins... 990 01:23:24,838 --> 01:23:27,008 ...and, like, our harpist. 991 01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:28,836 No, not at all. 992 01:23:29,051 --> 01:23:30,931 We'd love to learn some harp licks. 993 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:35,889 Okay, bye. 994 01:23:36,475 --> 01:23:37,565 Yeah, bye. 995 01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:40,398 It really means a lot to me that you came, Mom. 996 01:23:41,396 --> 01:23:44,936 Hi, we're the Bremen Quintet. Congratulations, Josh and Emily. 997 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:46,360 Bye. 998 01:23:47,402 --> 01:23:48,532 -Congratulations. -Hi. 999 01:23:48,904 --> 01:23:51,704 So whatever table we're at, that's the cool table... 1000 01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:53,737 -...okay? -Oh, yeah. 1001 01:24:11,552 --> 01:24:13,642 There's Adam. 1002 01:24:13,804 --> 01:24:15,644 He's a sharp dresser. 1003 01:24:15,848 --> 01:24:17,428 Come on, go say hi. 1004 01:24:17,641 --> 01:24:19,271 Come on. 1005 01:24:20,769 --> 01:24:22,099 Adam. 1006 01:24:22,396 --> 01:24:24,936 -Hi, Mom. -Hey. 1007 01:24:26,608 --> 01:24:30,198 -Desmond, this is my mother, Linda. -A pleasure. 1008 01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:32,994 -Hi. -I see where Adam gets his cheekbones. 1009 01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:37,702 We are seeing each other. 1010 01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:42,038 Oh, that's-- That's wonderful. 1011 01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:44,134 Thanks. 1012 01:24:44,668 --> 01:24:46,958 Adam, I'm so glad you met someone. 1013 01:24:47,671 --> 01:24:49,511 Particularly someone so handsome. 1014 01:24:52,134 --> 01:24:54,594 -This is Greg, my boyfriend. -Adam. 1015 01:24:54,803 --> 01:24:56,183 -Hello. -Desmond, hey. 1016 01:24:56,388 --> 01:24:59,348 Nice to meet you. Oh, groovy tie, Greg. 1017 01:25:00,475 --> 01:25:04,015 You're probably too young for this, but have you heard of Bruce Lee? 1018 01:25:04,730 --> 01:25:08,190 Of course I've heard of Bruce Lee. He's the man. 1019 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,990 Yeah, you look just like him. 1020 01:25:11,195 --> 01:25:12,455 -Thanks. -Not at all. 1021 01:25:12,654 --> 01:25:13,744 Not even a little. 1022 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:15,197 You're not even Chinese. 1023 01:25:15,407 --> 01:25:18,407 Bruce Lee wasn't Chinese. He was born in San Francisco. 1024 01:25:22,164 --> 01:25:26,004 Hope you have a nice time and enjoy your vegan meal. 1025 01:25:26,210 --> 01:25:27,710 Thank you. 1026 01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:30,088 I'm a team member at Total Foods. 1027 01:25:30,547 --> 01:25:32,667 I love Total Foods. 1028 01:25:32,883 --> 01:25:34,763 All you boys do. 1029 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:41,850 Okay, she has got to be heavily medicated. 1030 01:25:42,059 --> 01:25:44,189 I like her. 1031 01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:48,060 Cut. 1032 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:50,283 Yeah! 1033 01:25:54,571 --> 01:25:55,781 Here we go. 1034 01:26:11,964 --> 01:26:14,474 And how did you meet the groom? 1035 01:26:14,758 --> 01:26:16,298 Caesarean section. 1036 01:26:16,510 --> 01:26:18,600 Budapest, actually. 1037 01:26:18,804 --> 01:26:21,224 Yeah. It's gonna be, like, I don't know-- 1038 01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:24,311 -We need to-- We need to go. -Okay. 1039 01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:32,688 All right, folks. 1040 01:26:45,289 --> 01:26:47,709 Pete, it-- It's time. 1041 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,250 Your toast. 1042 01:26:49,710 --> 01:26:51,130 Well.... 1043 01:26:53,172 --> 01:26:54,212 Good luck. 1044 01:26:59,344 --> 01:27:00,854 Well.... 1045 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:08,564 All right, speech. 1046 01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:17,613 Thanks. 1047 01:27:18,864 --> 01:27:20,994 Hello, everybody. 1048 01:27:24,703 --> 01:27:26,623 Yeah. Hi. 1049 01:27:28,207 --> 01:27:29,747 I'm-- 1050 01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:33,668 I'm Rick-- I'm Linda Brummel, mother of the groom. 1051 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:39,595 And I remember some of you from years ago. 1052 01:27:39,801 --> 01:27:41,681 And it's nice to see-- 1053 01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:44,719 Nice to see you again. 1054 01:27:45,724 --> 01:27:48,894 Yeah, at first I didn't know... 1055 01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:55,358 ...what to give Josh and Emily, you know, as a gift. 1056 01:27:55,776 --> 01:28:00,236 Not only because I don't have any money, but-- 1057 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:04,987 But also because there's so much I haven't given them. 1058 01:28:09,164 --> 01:28:12,884 I was never a traditional mom, right? 1059 01:28:16,463 --> 01:28:19,053 So I won't be a traditional mother-in-law. 1060 01:28:19,258 --> 01:28:20,378 I hope. 1061 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:32,155 So I realized the only thing I have to give Josh and Emily is the only thing I-- 1062 01:28:32,354 --> 01:28:35,734 I have to give anyone. 1063 01:28:35,941 --> 01:28:38,941 I was never much of a housekeeper... 1064 01:28:39,152 --> 01:28:42,742 ...or a cook. Right? 1065 01:28:46,702 --> 01:28:50,832 But I am a musician, you know? 1066 01:28:51,915 --> 01:28:53,035 That's all I am. 1067 01:28:55,794 --> 01:29:02,474 And that's what I have to give, so I would like to give all I have to my-- 1068 01:29:02,801 --> 01:29:06,931 My son and his beautiful wife... 1069 01:29:09,391 --> 01:29:10,641 ...right now. 1070 01:29:10,851 --> 01:29:13,481 Boys, you can come out. 1071 01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:26,320 I wanna thank my children's other mother... 1072 01:29:27,784 --> 01:29:30,124 ...for everything. 1073 01:29:44,301 --> 01:29:45,801 -Oh, God. -What happened? 1074 01:30:03,111 --> 01:30:04,151 It's okay. 1075 01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:13,003 Josh, who are they? 1076 01:30:14,373 --> 01:30:16,793 I think that's The Flash. 1077 01:30:22,047 --> 01:30:24,047 I usually have a way cooler guitar. 1078 01:30:36,895 --> 01:30:40,145 This is a tune by Bruce Springsteen. 1079 01:30:40,649 --> 01:30:44,819 And this is for Josh and Emily. 1080 01:30:45,028 --> 01:30:46,698 One, two. 1081 01:31:00,085 --> 01:31:01,795 -I'm just gonna-- -No. 1082 01:31:01,962 --> 01:31:03,002 Well, I was.... 1083 01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:22,484 Do something. 1084 01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:30,240 -I think we gotta go up there. -What about our first dance? 1085 01:31:36,413 --> 01:31:38,923 -We'll do what we rehearsed. -Not the right song. 1086 01:31:39,124 --> 01:31:40,794 -Not close. -We'll be all right. 1087 01:31:41,001 --> 01:31:43,041 And it's too damn fast. 1088 01:36:29,873 --> 01:36:31,463 One more.