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Once upon a time in New York,
there was a cop named Charlie.

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He was a very decent guy,
as was his partner, Bo.

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He was a good listener.

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He loved kids.

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He had patience
and common sense.

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He was resourceful.

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Come on, let's go. Watch your step.
Come on, keep it moving.

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Okay, people, let's go. Let's go.
Come on, let me get through.

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Let me get through now. Make way,
come on. Step lively now, come on.

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He was just a good cop.

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Charlie lived happily in Queens, where
he was born and had lived all of his life.

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-Yo, Charlie.
-Jesu. How are you?

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-Kill anybody today?
-Didn't even wound anybody.

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Been really slow.

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-You're not gonna see your wife?
-No, she doesn't like me to surprise her at work.

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Charlie was married to Muriel.
She hated Queens.

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I don't know. If he was a detective
or an undercover cop...

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...at least he'd have decent clothes.

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You know? But that's not for him.
He's gotta wear the uniform.

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I feel for you, honey.
Because you got driving ambition.

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I know. I never pushed him enough.

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If he was on the take, at least
I'd say, "Okay. He has initiative."

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My sister was married to a cop
for 10 years. It's a no-win situation.

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Either they're honest and you're broke,
or they're crooks and they never come home.

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So your sister, what did she do?

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She left the cop and married an electrician.
That's your real money.

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I'm running out of patience. I tell you,
I'm a person who needs money.

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And then there was Yvonne, a waitress,
who's about to get some terrible news.

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Miss Biasi, according to your records here,
you owe $12,000 on your MasterCard.

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Your Honor, those charges were incurred
by my ex-husband...

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...Eddie Biasi, the actor,
after I threw him out.

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The bank is not aware
of your divorce.

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Because we're not divorced yet. But I told him,
"You have to tear up the credit cards."

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And he promised--

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If you're not divorced yet, you're still liable
for any and all debts your husband has incurred.

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But I am divorced in my heart.
You know? I mean, and that's what counts.

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Legally, that's not what counts.

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But do you know how much it costs
to get divorced? Have you ever been divorced?

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Probably not. Probably not.
Probably you haven't.

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Probably you've
had good luck your entire life.

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Which is great.
Which is the opposite of me.

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Miss Biasi, if the MasterCard is in your name,
it's still your responsibility.

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Listen, please. I came to New York
from Pittsburgh five years ago, to be an actress.

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I had done "Our Town" in college.

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Let me tell you something.
Played Emily. People were crying buckets.

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-I'm sure they were.
-Will there be anything else?

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So I come to New York,
and I meet Eddie.

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Talk about the worst luck of all.
Your Honor, he swept me off my feet.

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He bought me flowers, he took me
on taxi rides, and real restaurants.

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With linen and wine and good lighting,
you know?

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Everything was so perfect, except he turned out
to be this pathological liar.

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And I believed every word he said...

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...because I used to have
all this faith in people. You know?

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So.... So, like, in short...

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...what are my options here?

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Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne
all lived in a city...

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...where people prayed
for miracles every day.

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Like winning
the $64 million lottery.

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My name is Angel.

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The story you're about to see,
well, it's pretty much all true.

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I had a dream last night.

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I was playing a slot machine, and I got
three cherries, but they wasn't cherries.

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They were my father's face, the face of
my dead father. It's a sign.

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But you hated your father.

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Makes no difference I hated him.
A sign is a sign.

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I know you think I'm nuts,
but I tell you, we're gonna win.

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I didn't say you were nuts.

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I just said the odds of us winning
the lottery are not overwhelming.

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And you know what? It's okay.

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One bedroom in Queens
is not my idea of living.

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One bedroom in Queens is fine.

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If we had kids....
If we had kids, it would be another story.

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-We don't have the money to have kids.
-Of course we have the money to have kids.

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Cops have kids.
Firemen have kids.

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If only rich people had kids,
there wouldn't be public schools.

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Charlie, just get the ticket
this morning, please.

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She gotta get real. You gotta tell her:

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"I'm the man. I'm out here every day,
getting it done...

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...getting paid, bringing it home." You know
what I'm saying? She gotta listen to you.

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-You can't be serious.
-It takes two minutes.

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I'm starving, man.

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-Hey, people, this is police business, step aside.
-Bo, Bo.

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-It'll take two minutes.
-Sorry. Sorry.

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This is gonna take forever.
Then the Burger King's another five blocks.

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-So we'll eat across the street. We never went there.
-What, that place? Oh, no.

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-Where the hell were you?
-I told you yesterday, Sal.

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Five times. A personal matter,
I couldn't help it. Hi, Carol.

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You are two hours late.
It comes off your paycheck.

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What? Do you know how many
sick days I have coming?

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You want a sick day, get sick.
If you're healthy, you work.

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Get me some coffee.

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-On your head, sweetie pie.
-Thanks.

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-That guy sets a nice tone here, huh?
-Yeah, like a drill sergeant.

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Here we go.

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-You guys want some coffee?
-Please.

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Please.

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-You guys know what you want?
-Cheeseburger deluxe, medium.

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And while I'm waiting,
a blueberry muffin.

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All right.

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And you, officer?

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You recommend
the lobster thermidor?

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That's really funny. I mean,
I think I'm just gonna die laughing.

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The kind of day I've had so far.
I can't even tell you what a treat this is.

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You've had a bad day?

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-Call me when you're ready.
-A meatball sandwich.

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Really. That's what I want.

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-Meatball?
-Meatball.

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You are very brave, officer.

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She likes you. Yeah, she really likes you.

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I was trying to cheer her up.

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We got a store alarm on Spring Street
and a naked man in traffic...

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-Well, I'm full.
-...on Sullivan.

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Shit, I'm gonna starve to death.

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-Your turn for the check.
-Okay.

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-Miss, we gotta run, so we'll just take a check.
-After that whole routine?

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-When those radios go off....
-Where, where? Where did I--?

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Thank you.

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All right, so that's two coffees plus taxes.
Two even.

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Oh, jeez. I'm short.

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-Fine, officer. No charge.
-No, I have the check.

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I just don't have enough for a tip.

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-I'll live.
-I can't not leave a tip.

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So leave a tip.

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A lottery ticket?

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With my luck? Be serious. No. Go, get the cat
out of the tree or whatever it is that you do.

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No, that would be the Fire Department.

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-Come on, Charlie, let's go.
-In a second.

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Listen, I got an idea.
What's your name?

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Yvonne? Yvonne, I'm Charlie Lang,
and we're partners.

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If this ticket wins, I'll come back tomorrow
and split the proceeds.

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If it doesn't, I'll still come back and leave you a tip.
What do you think?

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-I think I'm never gonna see you again.
-You'll see me tomorrow.

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-Well, I'll be here.
-You've got a deal.

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All right, five more minutes.

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-Charlie.
-Yeah.

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I ordered Chinese. Come up.

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-In a minute.
-What, are you whipped?

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No, I'm not whipped.
I've got adult responsibilities. Next batter.

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Hey, batter, batter, batter.

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That's it. I'm out of here.
Where's the ball?

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I'm coming, Mom.

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-Are you whipped, Jesu?
-It's my mother, there's no comparison.

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-See you tomorrow, kiddo.
-Yeah. Night, Charlie.

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Did you, by any chance,
have surgery last night?

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You mean these? No.
No, this is just a prosthetic bra....

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Charlie, come on. Don't do that next to me.
That's disgusting.

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-I'm just soaking my feet.
-Please.

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I just can't believe it's you.

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Well, it's not. But it's gonna be.

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-Since when did this bother you?
-Since now, okay?

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Oh, God! Charlie, now you're
spilling water all over the place.

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Maybe I should call the Red Cross.
I'll tell them we're a federal disaster area. God!

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As a matter of fact, I have some a couple
of sizes larger that I'll change into after work.

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-Charlie.
-What?

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You think I should get my boobs done?

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-Done?
-Yeah, you know, enlarged.

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So I could be like that.

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What, are you nuts?
It seems so extreme.

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-Forget it.
-I just don't think you need it.

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Forget it.

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Look, the problem is that
I had to declare bankruptcy.

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My MasterCard got taken away. What I wanna
know is when I'm gonna be able to get it back.

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What are my chances?

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-Under 15,000 a year? MasterCard.
-Shall I speak to them? Love to.

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Yeah? Well....

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Wait. I see.

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Well, thank you.
That's what I thought.

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-What did they say?
-Slim to none. Those are my chances.

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Well, the lotto jackpot has grown
to over $64 million.

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We'll check the winning numbers
when we return.

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-You got the numbers wrong.
-Wrong?

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-Our anniversary is on the 27th, not on the 26th.
-We always celebrate on the 26th.

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We got the license on the 26th.
We got married on the 27th.

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-So why do we go out on the 26th?
-I don't know, maybe it's custom.

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Look, the fact is that I specifically
told you our anniversary.

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To anybody with any sense in their heads,
that means the day they got married.

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-I am sorry, darling.
-Twenty-six, 64, 84.

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Did he say 26?

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Those numbers, again, are...

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...6, 12, 16, 26, 64, 84.

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-What?
-We won. We got the jackpot.

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-That's unbelievable.
-We're rich. We're rich. We're rich.

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-The jackpot?
-We're rich, rich, rich.

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-What are we having, honey?
-BLT down with turkey bacon.

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-Any Miracle Whip?
-Of course I have Miracle Whip.

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No matter how broke I am,
there's just certain things, certain standards.

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You have to have things in your life
that are stable, that are permanent, eternal.

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-Oreos. Smuckers.
-Exactly.

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-Thank you.
-Will there be anything else?

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Will there be anything else?

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There'll never be anything else.

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God, I hate this. I feel bankrupt.

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What?

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Oh, God. A bowling team from Albany
had the same numbers.

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-They get 9 million.
-Why am I not surprised?

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-Well, how many are there on the team?
-I don't know. Twelve guys is the average league.

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Okay, well, do each of these guys get a piece,
or do you consider them all as one?

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Muriel, Muriel. The veins,
they're bulging out of your neck.

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You look like a psycho.

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What? All right. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Okay, the bowlers,
thank God, they only count as one.

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But that's 16 people that picked
these numbers. Oh, God.

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That only leaves us with...

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...four million.

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We could live on that, right?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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We could live on less, even.

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Let's just pray to God that nobody else calls in,
so we don't have to split it with them.

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What?

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What?

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What, Charlie?
You're making me nervous. What?

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Honey...

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...I've got something to tell you.

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-A complete stranger? Charlie.
-I owed her a tip.

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A tip?
Two million dollars? Come on.

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I never thought we'd win, darling.
I never thought we'd win.

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But we did win,
just like I told you we were going to.

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But if we'd used your numbers,
we wouldn't have won.

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Don't do that. Don't do that, Charlie.
Because you know and I know...

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...that in my dream, my dead father
came to me through the slot machine.

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And in his eyes there were dollar signs
and a "4" in place of the pupil.

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Come on, Charlie. You wanna blemish
his sacred memory?

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That's ridiculous. He was a nut job,
your father, he prayed to chickens.

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He wants us to have the 4 million.

225
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,137
My God, do you think if he intended us
to have half...

226
00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,596
My God, do you think if he intended us
to have half...

227
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,517
...wouldn't there be a "2" instead of a "4"
inside the eyeballs?

228
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,731
It's not the right thing.

229
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,655
The right thing?
Charlie, what the hell is that?

230
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,367
You've been doing the right thing
your whole entire life for everybody else.

231
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:24,120
Just this once, please, do the right thing for us.

232
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,583
I gave her my word.

233
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,961
Charlie....

234
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:36,091
-Honey, do you love me?
-Of course I love you.

235
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:43,682
Then stiff her. Stiff her
and smell the flowers. For me.

236
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,648
-What would you do?
-I'd buy the Knicks.

237
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,276
I mean, about the girl.

238
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,612
I'd take her to the Garden
so she could watch me play.

239
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:02,617
I'd start myself as
a very small, round forward.

240
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,621
So you agree with Muriel, right?
Giving her half is crazy?

241
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,875
If I can't have the Knicks,
I want those season tickets...

242
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:15,672
...where you sit on the floor with Jack Nicholson
and Spike Lee. And the waiters bring you food.

243
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,842
-A promise is a promise.
-And one of those stereo systems...

244
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,303
...that you can hear in every room
in your house.

245
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,682
You see, that way you don't have to be
carrying around that boom box with you.

246
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,226
I could tell her I just won 5,000.
I could do that.

247
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,061
Yeah, yeah, you could.

248
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,734
So, what's that? Season tickets,
stereo system, Mazda GL6?

249
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:41,823
-I couldn't do that. I couldn't just lie like that.
-A boat. I've never even been in a boat.

250
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:46,995
-Come on, are you listening to me?
-I know you, man. You'll do the appropriate thing.

251
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:51,499
-Which is?
-I don't know. That's your field.

252
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:04,596
Okay. So we have tuna on whole wheat,
one scrambled soft, toast crisp, tea with lemon.

253
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,222
-Sugar's at your table.
-Thanks.

254
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,184
-Everything okay here? Good, good.
-Yeah, thanks.

255
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,355
Morning.

256
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,150
-You're back.
-I said I'd be back.

257
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,946
-Coffee?
-No, thanks. Actually, I just wanted to--

258
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,698
I really wanna apologize for yesterday.
I was so rude.

259
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:27,869
It's just that it was pretty much
the worst day of my life, from start to finish.

260
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,789
-Yvonne, let's go, wake up.
-Impossible today.

261
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,418
-I'm impossible? Yvonne's dreaming here.
-Quit the socializing.

262
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,964
Don't go anywhere,
I want to apologize to you in detail.

263
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,175
Okay. Western for you, Walter.

264
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,971
And for Timothy, some nice oatmeal
like Mom used to make.

265
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:51,893
My mother never made oatmeal in her life.
My mother never made food in her life.

266
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,230
Bloody Marys, she made.
White Russians....

267
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:59,234
-But she had a great personality.
-So did Imelda Marcos.

268
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:05,490
-Well, she produced a nice son, right?
-You're okay, you know that?

269
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,409
Eat.

270
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:16,626
-He's got it, huh?
-Yeah, a couple of years. Come in twice a week.

271
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:22,298
He's really starting to go downhill, though,
you know? In and out of the hospital....

272
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,301
What a world, huh? Really.

273
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:30,098
Makes you wanna appreciate every moment,
you know, not be petty or spiteful.

274
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,685
-I know just what you mean.
-Yvonne.

275
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,647
Speaking of which....

276
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:46,990
What I have here is a check for $9.53.
What I do not have is the $9.53.

277
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,492
He went to get his wallet out of the car.
He said--

278
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,828
Never let them out the door.

279
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,790
-What am I running here, a soup kitchen?
-I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

280
00:22:55,958 --> 00:23:02,464
You sure did, gorgeous. And the $9.53, it gets
deducted from your check. Bring me some coffee.

281
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,441
Let me.

282
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,533
Enjoy.

283
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:40,126
-Now, that's coffee.
-So, what'll it be?

284
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,839
-They're actually.... They're right....
-Amazing, but true.

285
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,343
We are all out of cantaloupe,
and the grapefruit's all dried out, so....

286
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,678
No, I'm not hungry.

287
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,015
The thing is, I got something
for you.

288
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:01,022
-For me?
-It's just, you know, a trifle.

289
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,362
May I?

290
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:12,117
It's one of those little strings
that you connect to your glasses...

291
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,537
...so that they hang around your neck.

292
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,959
And that way you'll know where they are.
At all times.

293
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:32,887
This is the nicest thing
anyone's ever gotten me.

294
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:38,810
-I certainly hope not.
-It's close.

295
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:43,064
You sure that I can't get you anything?
Like a coffee or tea?

296
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:47,610
Decaf, please. I've reached
my target heart rate for the day.

297
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:48,945
Decaf it is.

298
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:57,912
-So, you've had bad luck?
-Unbelievable.

299
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,542
When I was 11, my dog died of parvo.

300
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,838
I still don't even know, to this day,
what parvo is.

301
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:11,009
I married the wrong man.
I mean the wrong, by a lot, man.

302
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,428
You know?

303
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:17,682
Now I can't afford to get divorced.
I mean, except for yesterday....

304
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,976
You know, I'm used to my luck.

305
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:26,733
But yesterday, I actually went bankrupt
before I came into work, which was....

306
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,527
That's why I was so rude to you.

307
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,616
-You went bankrupt?
-Yep.

308
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,660
-Look. From the officer.
-That's sweet, honey.

309
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,288
-Wait.
-What?

310
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,831
About our little agreement.

311
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,338
Double the tip, or
half of what I won in the lottery.

312
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:56,471
-That agreement.
-How about we make it your choice.

313
00:25:56,639 --> 00:26:01,476
Door one, double the tip.
Door two, half of what I won in the lottery.

314
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:04,771
My choice? Okay.

315
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:11,986
Whatever. I'll take door number two.
I'll take half of the lottery. Pay up.

316
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,657
-You're sure?
-Positive.

317
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,504
-I was hoping you'd say that.
-I'll bet you were. Better luck next time, right?

318
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:33,508
Actually, we were....
We were pretty lucky.

319
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:37,011
-Really? Did you win something?
-We won something.

320
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:41,975
All right. We won something?
What did we win?

321
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,185
Four million dollars.

322
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,027
-Why are you doing this?
-What?

323
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,696
This sick joke.

324
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,365
-No, it's not a joke.
-This is not a joke?

325
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,368
-No.
-No? What you're telling me....

326
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,578
What you're saying to me....
You really....

327
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,081
-What, you think I'd make this up?
-Yes, yes, I do.

328
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,874
I'm not. We won.

329
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,420
The lottery? The New York State--?
The "lottery" lottery?

330
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,172
The actual New York State lottery?
Four million dollars?

331
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,884
Yes, 4 million is our share.
It happened last night. It would've been more...

332
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,429
...except a bowling team from Albany called in...

333
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,223
...they took about 9 million out of the pot,
but we won.

334
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:27,228
And you're telling me
that you're actually going to split it with me?

335
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,899
A promise is a promise.

336
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,989
Oh, my God.

337
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:45,246
-You all right?
-Oh, my God.

338
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:50,126
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

339
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:58,134
I can't believe it.

340
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:02,096
Now I know why all these bad things
happened. I know why now.

341
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:06,976
It's so this stupendous, phenomenal,
unbelievably great thing could happen to me.

342
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,855
Because I had such bad, horrible, horrible luck
before, no one would even mind.

343
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,940
Who wants ice cream on their pie?

344
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,860
-I do!
-Who wants pie?

345
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,321
Thank you.

346
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:39,675
Wait a minute.
I can't accept this, can I? I mean....

347
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:46,307
I can't accept this. I mean,
I want to, so desperately I want to, but....

348
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,644
But there's this part of me,
this neurotic part of me--

349
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:51,020
Accept it.

350
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:55,108
-How can I?
-Accept it. I want you to have it.

351
00:28:56,151 --> 00:29:01,322
-With all my heart.
-Yvonne, take it.

352
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:12,041
Muriel, $2 million is still
an enormous amount of money.

353
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:16,379
You should be committed to
an insane asylum for the rest of your natural life.

354
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:20,091
They should put you in a straitjacket
and take you to the loony bin...

355
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:24,345
...on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera
is always exposing.

356
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,850
Now, look, sweetheart,
you weren't there. Okay?

357
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:33,229
This girl, she's got customers with AIDS,
and she treats them like an angel.

358
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:36,232
-She's got a boss from hell.
-Why did you stop at half?

359
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,985
Why didn't you just give her all the money?

360
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,697
-Would you get off my foot?
-Look, we're doing the right thing.

361
00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:48,536
You know what? The whole city will admire you.
Everybody will know you. You'll be a celebrity.

362
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:53,124
Well, maybe I could get
some commercial endorsements out of this.

363
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,878
Absolutely. "Muriel Lang,
the woman with the heart of gold."

364
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,548
You can endorse shampoos, conditioners...

365
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,051
...nail polish, nail polish remover.

366
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,890
"Muriel Lang,
the woman with the heart of gold."

367
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,142
Well, I'd better get
something out of this.

368
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:19,066
-Bowling for dollars. Bowling for dollars.
-I want my check, Harry.

369
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,903
I want my check.

370
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:26,407
Some of New York's luckiest people
gathered here in midtown Manhattan...

371
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:32,455
..here to stake their claim in
the state's $64 million lotto jackpot.

372
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,750
So you promised Miss Biasi
if your ticket came in, you'd split it?

373
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,668
That's right. As a tip.

374
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:42,590
As a tip? Hey. We got a cop that gave
a waitress a $2 million tip.

375
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,469
We're gonna open our own
bowling alley.

376
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:50,264
-You insulted the guy.
-I insulted the guy? Next time, you talk.

377
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,601
-I'd like a little cottage in the country.
-Excuse me.

378
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:03,444
-Excuse me. Excuse me.
-Mrs. Lang, how do you feel?

379
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:07,615
-I'm Mrs. Lang.
-Mrs. Lang? You're Mrs. Lang.

380
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,284
Oh, my God. Here. These are for you.

381
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,372
What an incredible woman you are
to give $2 million...

382
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,291
-...to someone you don't even know.
-You have no idea.

383
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:21,963
Mrs. Lang, do you have any trouble with the fact
your husband split $4 million with a stranger?

384
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:26,551
Not at all. In the beauty parlor
that I work, I've always been known as...

385
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,972
...Muriel Lang,
the woman with the heart of gold.

386
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,808
And if there are any sponsors
out there, like Denorex...

387
00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,894
...which I personally use,
you know, because the air in my--

388
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,187
Guys!

389
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:42,525
We've got to get the winners together
for a group picture.

390
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:46,404
-Miss Biasi, what are you gonna do with the money?
-A new car? Bigger apartment?

391
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:50,199
I haven't thought about it yet.
It's so unexpected, you know?

392
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,827
Well, a promise is a promise.

393
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:56,664
Muriel Lang,
woman with the heart of gold.

394
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:02,003
Oh, actress briefly,
but it didn't work out.

395
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:08,634
Denorex.
Works out each individual dandruff.

396
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,390
-Officer Lang, you gonna stay on the force?
-I'm gonna buy the force.

397
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:19,186
-Yvonne?
-So it's "Yvonne" already?

398
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,523
-Is this the biggest tip you've ever received?
-Definitely.

399
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,609
Muriel.

400
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,657
-Have you ever won anything before?
-Never.

401
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:35,119
-Never.
-Big smile, everybody.

402
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:14,533
Come on, she has no taste. That outfit,
it looked like it came from the '60s.

403
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,453
I thought she looked just fine.

404
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,915
She's not flashy.
She's just a waitress.

405
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:24,293
Beauty is my business,
defer to my judgment, okay?

406
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:31,676
My God, it's Bendel's. Oh, honey, what a feeling
it is to come here with money.

407
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,262
God bless you.

408
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,808
Would you stop giving it away
to every bum on the street.

409
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,272
God bless you.

410
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:51,112
-Now I'm happy.
-I'm glad, sweetheart.

411
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:59,120
-Now I'm at peace with myself.
-I'm glad, sweetheart.

412
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:04,375
Just a quick stop at Tiffany's,
and I'll be born again.

413
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:09,004
Fur's for animals,
not for people.

414
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,303
Excuse me.

415
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,927
This is Eleanor Smith
of MasterCard credit services.

416
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,013
We're calling with the happy news
that you are now eligible...

417
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,225
...Miss Yvonne Biasi,
for a $20,000 line of credit.

418
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:49,355
Please call me at 1-800-555-2000.

419
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:55,152
-I've died and gone to heaven.
-Hi, Yvonne, congratulations on winning.

420
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:59,114
My name is Paul, and I'd like you
to spank my tushy with a wire brush.

421
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:03,786
Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

422
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,583
I've got to change my number.

423
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:13,420
Hello, this is Yvonne.
At the beep, please leave a message.

424
00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:17,258
Hello? Sweetheart?

425
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:22,596
I'll bet you're there.

426
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:28,018
I know, I know. You're mad at me
because I emptied the checking account.

427
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,814
-But, baby, I can explain.
-Stay out of my life, Eddie.

428
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:35,317
You are there. Hi, baby.

429
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:38,612
The only reason you're calling
is you read about me and the lottery.

430
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:43,284
-You want a piece of it.
-What? You won something?

431
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:47,288
-Die.
-No, baby. I'm serious.

432
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:52,626
I've been out of town.
What, the lottery, you said? That's fabulous.

433
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,754
You did good?

434
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,050
I did all right.

435
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:06,473
Well, that's great, baby.
Nobody deserves it more. I mean that.

436
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,310
From the bottom of my heart.

437
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:15,858
-Hello?
-Please don't ever call me again.

438
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,160
-So when are you retiring?
-I'm not retiring.

439
00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:28,704
-Yeah, right.
-I'm not retiring. Get off my case.

440
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,165
Where's that sense of humor?

441
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:34,418
What would you do?
Three in the morning, a guy calls...

442
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,879
...says he's holding a Luger to his head...

443
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:40,341
...unless you give him $1,000
he's pulling the trigger.

444
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,969
If he called me at 3:00 in the morning,
I'd tell him to go ahead.

445
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:49,183
-That really happen?
-Last night. This lottery thing....

446
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:52,019
From one day to the next,
you become this other person.

447
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,438
-It's just weird.
-I feel bad for you, baby.

448
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:58,400
I'm not badmouthing it, all right?
I'm just saying, it's an adjustment.

449
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:04,865
Sun. How are things
in the mysterious East?

450
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:08,077
-Very good. Very busy.
-No unjustified price increases?

451
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,329
No, no, no. Never.

452
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:13,749
Good. Two coffees,
one regular, one light.

453
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,345
-How's the wife?
-She has the flu.

454
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,640
I'm sorry to hear that.

455
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,156
On the house.

456
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:50,828
-Thank you.
-Thank you. That's very sweet of you.

457
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,209
Down there, make a right.

458
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,588
Our favorite Korean
is getting robbed right now.

459
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,716
You serious?

460
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:05,759
First he tells me his wife has the flu.

461
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:08,262
Oh, man, that bitch would work
if she was dead.

462
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:12,850
-Then he gives me coffee for free.
-Shit. He is getting robbed. How do we play it?

463
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,020
Stay out front so they can see you.
I'll go through the basement.

464
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,355
-Don't be a hero.
-Don't worry. Call for some back-up.

465
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,692
Faster.

466
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,111
Faster!

467
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,030
-Nobody moves.
-Come on!

468
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,866
A carton of Virginia Slims.

469
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,806
That cop's just sitting out there.

470
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,309
Don't worry about the cop.

471
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,563
What was that?

472
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:05,152
Come here. Watch him.

473
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,241
Come on, let's go. Come on, pal. Move.

474
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,917
-What's back through there?
-Nothing. No entrance.

475
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:24,505
-What about that door?
-Empty. Basement. Just rats.

476
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,007
-Rats?
-Big ones.

477
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:31,512
I hate rats.
Don't you keep this place clean?

478
00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:40,354
Nobody move. Nobody!

479
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,025
What's with this cop?

480
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:49,071
He's got nothing better to do
than write tickets?

481
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,532
With all the crime in this city?

482
00:40:53,368 --> 00:41:00,290
-What do we do?
-Wait till he leaves.

483
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:06,547
-What if he doesn't leave, then what?
-He'll leave. Just shut up.

484
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,644
-What's the matter with her?
-I think she's having a heart attack.

485
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,901
-Shut up.
-Call a doctor.

486
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,487
I'm the doctor here, honey.

487
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,498
Shit.

488
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:52,634
Come on. Get up, Charlie.
Get up, man. You all right?

489
00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:55,429
Get inside, inside,
there's another one inside.

490
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,931
Get in. There's another one inside.

491
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,934
Come on, Charlie, get up, man.
You all right, man?

492
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:07,274
-Why didn't you just shoot this asshole?
-Too many customers.

493
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:11,445
-You all right, man?
-Yeah, I'm great.

494
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,455
Oh, man, you got shot.

495
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:29,421
His heroism saved lives and prevented
injuries, though not to himself.

496
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,841
And certainly not
to the criminals he stopped.

497
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:38,555
So I give to Officer Charles Lang
this citation for bravery...

498
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,975
...and wish him a quick recovery.
Officer.

499
00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:45,646
Thank you very much.

500
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,653
I guess this bullet was fate telling me
to take it easy for a while.

501
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,529
At least, that's what my wife says.

502
00:42:56,658 --> 00:43:00,661
I love being a cop,
lottery or no lottery.

503
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,997
I think it's the most important job
in the world.

504
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:07,709
So I'd like to announce
that I'll be donating $10,000...

505
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,796
...to the Policemen's Widows' Fund.

506
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,007
Thanks a lot.

507
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:22,099
Charlie, you're too young to be
hanging around here like an old man.

508
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,727
Hey, I'm injured.
Don't you read the papers? Hero cop?

509
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:30,482
-If you're such a hero, play ball with one hand.
-If I could, I would.

510
00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:34,111
-See you.
-Yeah, see you later.

511
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:57,259
-Good afternoon, sir.
-Good afternoon.

512
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,641
-This looks like Beirut.
-Isn't it great?

513
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,393
Oh, honey.

514
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:11,064
The building's going co-op next year, then
we'll have a six-room apartment to sell.

515
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,066
-Mr. Patel told me.
-Who?

516
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:16,236
Mr. Patel. Hi, I'm your accountant.
Hello, pleased to meet you.

517
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,822
By the way, all the very best
on your new fortune.

518
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,741
Thank you.

519
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:25,078
He says that we can make $100,000,
pure profit, on this apartment.

520
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,413
Minimum.

521
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:30,417
And then we'll beat the state and city taxes
if we move to Jersey within the year.

522
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:37,299
-But I don't wanna live in Jersey. I wanna stay here.
-And do what? Play stickball?

523
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:42,429
It's the architect. Excuse me.

524
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:45,807
-Where's my chair?
-I gave it to Goodwill.

525
00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:50,437
But you know I love that chair.
You could have asked me.

526
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:56,610
Why should I? You're the one
that loves to give everything away.

527
00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:03,450
Women. Who can live with them?
And without them?

528
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,660
What?

529
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:17,005
-Gray's Antiques had another break-in.
-Again?

530
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:22,135
Yeah. Two brothers walked off
with a Biedermeier chest.

531
00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:26,014
Then Gray says to me, "How could some
black guys know how much this is worth?"

532
00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:29,184
-Oh, come on. He said that?
-Yeah. To me.

533
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,394
What did you say?

534
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:36,149
I said, "I guess they subscribe to
the African-American Antiques Newsletter."

535
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:38,443
He pissed me off.

536
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:45,659
-I miss you, man.
-I'm going out of my mind.

537
00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,828
This is like hell.

538
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,580
My house is a wreck,
and I got nothing to do....

539
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,583
Well, that's retirement.

540
00:45:55,503 --> 00:46:00,424
-Well. "Yvonne's."
-She bought it a couple of weeks ago.

541
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,217
Good for her.

542
00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:04,970
-Can I get you anything else?
-Tea, please.

543
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,972
Okay.

544
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:11,017
-Eight wants tea.
-Okay.

545
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:17,691
-How's the soup?
-Not enough basil.

546
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:22,195
You're kidding me.
I'll see what I can do.

547
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:27,868
-Go in. Say hello.
-Forget it, she's busy.

548
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:32,497
Come on, man.
I know you're dying to go in there.

549
00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,919
No, I've got to get home.
By the way, I got you something.

550
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:41,089
-Season tickets to the Knicks.
-Oh, shit!

551
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:45,510
-They're not on the floor--
-Knicks tickets, man? For me?

552
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,221
You gotta be really somebody
to get them on the floor.

553
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,099
Don't worry about that, give me some.

554
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,809
-I gotta go home.
-Knicks tickets.

555
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,562
-Man, oh, man. Seat 7.
-I'm glad she's doing well.

556
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,494
I don't know why you had to bring this coat.
It's a warm night.

557
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:13,830
Maybe I'll get a chill later.
Just hold it.

558
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:28,512
-There certainly are a lot of people here.
-Isn’t it great?

559
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,932
I feel like
we're at the Academy Awards.

560
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,184
-Thank you.
-I'm going to go circulate.

561
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,228
Okay, sweetheart.

562
00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:51,034
-Here's your lipstick.
-Oh, thanks.

563
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:57,791
I won $55 million, and
increased my net worth by 40 percent...

564
00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,877
...through a variety
of well-chosen mutual funds.

565
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:05,590
-Forty percent?
-At virtually no risk.

566
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:11,304
S & L funds, Biotech funds.
Gold funds, they were a disaster.

567
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:12,806
Stay away from those.

568
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:16,268
Oh, I will. What do you think
about Treasury Bills?

569
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:22,148
Well, they're for little old ladies.
Which you certainly are not.

570
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,734
Aren't you a tiger.

571
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,845
How can you
not have change for 20 dollars?

572
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:54,055
It's just not possible.
You drive all day.

573
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:57,642
-We go get change.
-No, we cannot go get change.

574
00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,227
You have to break this.

575
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,021
Hi.

576
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:07,027
Well, hi. Hi. Can you break a 20?

577
00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:16,202
Repeat after me:
"Keep the change."

578
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:20,206
-"Keep the change."
-Thank you.

579
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:23,043
Thank you.

580
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:30,050
-Oh my God, the boat.
-Oh, no. Wait.

581
00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:33,136
Wait!

582
00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:46,232
I suppose your wife is....

583
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:52,906
She's in her element. Stockbrokers, CPAs,
she'll probably have the time of her life.

584
00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:56,493
-What about you?
-I hate boats.

585
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:58,995
You wanna know the truth?
I'm relieved.

586
00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:04,668
-I think this is sturgeon.
-This is definitely not sturgeon.

587
00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:10,131
-It's just like velvet.
-Scottish salmon. The very best.

588
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,217
More champagne?

589
00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:16,221
-For pretentious California, it's not half bad.
-You're not kidding. California?

590
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,264
Could have fooled me.

591
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,645
-Oh, God. This is living.
-And it's just beginning.

592
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:27,399
-You can say that again.
-And it's just beginning.

593
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,609
Very good.

594
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,618
Thank you.

595
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:49,212
It's a pleasure to have you here. Can I get you
a cocktail? Or some champagne, perhaps?

596
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:52,549
-Champagne? Champagne.
-Very good.

597
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,968
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

598
00:50:55,136 --> 00:51:01,641
-You decided not to become an actress?
-Yeah. I decided to become a waitress.

599
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,352
I had the "tress" part right.

600
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:09,441
-And I was a great waitress.
-The "tress" part.

601
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,317
I saw you bought the place.

602
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,027
You saw?

603
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:17,991
-I passed by the other day.
-And you didn't come in?

604
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:23,538
Well, I.... I don't know, I just....
I figured you were busy.

605
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:28,126
Please, you have to come in, you have to.
You have to see what I did.

606
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:32,338
I established a table with your name on it,
for people who couldn't afford a meal.

607
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:34,466
No.

608
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,676
Of course. After what you did. Of course.

609
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:43,016
What I did? I made a promise
and I kept it, period.

610
00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:47,687
-Most people would've done the same.
-Nobody would've done the same.

611
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:54,360
Are you kidding?
What you did was like a fairy tale.

612
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,909
And everyone gets to
live happily ever after?

613
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:23,139
-Well, that's a hopeful sight.
-You think?

614
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,099
I don't know.

615
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:28,102
I always wonder,
what's in store for them?

616
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,231
Are they gonna be happy?

617
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:34,984
I mean, if she puts on 50 pounds
or something, will he love her anyway?

618
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:42,575
-How long were you married?
-Three years.

619
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,121
To an actor named Eddie.

620
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:52,919
Who suggested that if we had a child,
we name him Al Pacino.

621
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:59,092
-Al Pacino Biasi.
-Come on.

622
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,094
That's what I said.

623
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:22,448
Muriel and I met in high school,
in one of those cooking classes...

624
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:25,076
...where all the guys dress up
like Chef Boyardee.

625
00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:27,954
And you figure any minute,
there's gonna be a fire drill.

626
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,873
And you're all outside in your aprons?

627
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,794
Exactly. Even now, thinking about it, I get chills.

628
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,715
Anyhow, we started dating, and....

629
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:46,472
Muriel was the first girl I ever....

630
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:50,685
-Really?
-Yeah.

631
00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:57,358
-Well, that's sweet.
-I guess.

632
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:04,324
We went down to the marriage-license bureau,
and I remember, there was this other couple there.

633
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:06,993
They were Orthodox Jews.
It was an arranged marriage.

634
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,828
An arranged marriage?

635
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:12,665
They weren't allowed to see each other.
They were surrounded by their families.

636
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,043
They couldn't get a glimpse
of each other.

637
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:20,715
And I remember thinking, "My God. They don't
even know if they're attracted to each other.

638
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:24,385
They don't even know if they've got anything
to talk about with each other."

639
00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:32,018
And here it is, ten years later, and I bet
they're happily married with six cute little kids.

640
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:38,399
But Muriel and I have nothing to say
to one another. I don't know what happened.

641
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:44,030
It's like we're on two different channels now.
I'm CNN, she's the Home Shopping Network.

642
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:11,891
How would you feel about dancing?

643
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:18,898
Oh, I'd be in favor of it.

644
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,149
When I was a rookie, I had the night shift,
and I felt like an explorer.

645
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:47,278
Because there's this whole other city
that goes on all night long.

646
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:52,033
-Am I talking incessantly?
-Yes.

647
00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:55,286
But I like it. I myself am a talker.

648
00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:57,163
So, I don't know.

649
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:03,002
It's nice to meet somebody who you can
just talk with, you know, and hang with.

650
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:09,509
Look, here's the thing.
I'm free all the time, basically.

651
00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:12,637
So if there's anything you ever wanna do
during the day...

652
00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:15,348
-...or you're alone and you don't wanna be....
-Really?

653
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:19,268
-Sure.
-How about tomorrow?

654
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,853
Tomorrow?

655
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,856
-Too soon?
-No, not at all.

656
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:29,195
Okay, great. Okay. So, I'll have
Carol watch the register...

657
00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:33,074
...and you could come by,
pick me up at noon?

658
00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:34,700
I'll be there.

659
00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:37,203
-Okay.
-All right.

660
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:39,038
Thank you.

661
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:43,668
-Good night.
-Good night.

662
00:57:55,889 --> 00:58:01,227
Hi. Weirdest thing happened.
I thought I'd dropped my wallet outside.

663
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:05,857
Weirdest thing happened. I came outside
because I was feeling a little seasick.

664
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,405
Weirdest thing happened.

665
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,031
I have some wonderful ideas.

666
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,075
-Specifically with you in mind.
-Hi.

667
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:18,035
Weirdest thing happened.

668
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:20,663
Wasn't the veal fabulous?

669
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:26,294
Fabulous. That was what was so weird.
I didn't expect veal. I expected chicken.

670
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:30,006
I would have come sit with you,
but Mr. Gross here....

671
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,924
-Jack Gross.
-My pleasure.

672
00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:33,759
Pleased to meet you, officer.

673
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:37,847
Charlie, he's going to help us develop
an economic strategy.

674
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:43,644
-What a great idea.
-You have some girl here, officer. Smart.

675
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:48,774
Beautiful.
And she knows what she wants.

676
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,861
-See?
-I agree.

677
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:56,282
Thank you very much for a very
stimulating evening, Mr. Gross.

678
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
My pleasure.

679
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:02,955
-If you ever need any advice, either of you....
-I will be calling.

680
00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:07,710
-Well, ready?
-Sure.

681
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,129
Come on, let's get upstairs.
I gotta get my coat.

682
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,798
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

683
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,649
Oh, no.

684
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:33,986
-You're doing great.
-I never had great balance.

685
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:38,241
I tried skiing once. They threw me off
the Peter Rabbit slope.

686
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:43,079
-You gotta bend your knees. That's your problem.
-That's one of them.

687
00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:49,710
So now, there's a little bit of a hill here,
so you might want to watch it, so don't--

688
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:52,838
-Slow down.
-I can't slow down.

689
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:56,342
-Sure you can.
-Sure I can-- I can't.

690
01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:03,641
-Charlie, turn.
-Okay.

691
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:14,360
-Are you okay?
-Fine.

692
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:19,699
I mean, I'll probably catch leprosy from the water,
but otherwise I'm okay.

693
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:25,329
So I guess this is it
for you and rollerblading?

694
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,081
I would have to say yes.

695
01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:34,880
Okay, your turn. What next?
What do you want to do?

696
01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:46,934
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Charlie Lang, and I've just won the lottery.

697
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:51,439
Tonight's ride home is on me
and Miss Yvonne Biasi.

698
01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:02,491
-What's going on?
-The cop and the waitress are treating everybody.

699
01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:18,007
-This is going to be hard to top.
-I'll top it.

700
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:23,220
The time is now 5:16 p.m. Thank you
for riding with the New York Transit Authority.

701
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:30,936
Welcome to Charlie Lang,
Yvonne Biasi...

702
01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:34,648
...Officer Bo Williams...

703
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:39,779
...and all the kids
from Woodside, Queens.

704
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:27,993
I know, I know.
I'm trying.

705
01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:49,014
Out of there!

706
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,142
Third base!

707
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,521
Out of there!

708
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,717
Good one.

709
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:27,720
-Go.
-All right.

710
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,933
-Come on.
-Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

711
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,269
Okay. Well, hey. Hey!

712
01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:21,315
It was a great day.
It was a great day for me too.

713
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:26,237
-What the hell is she doing?
-She's pissed, whatever she's doing.

714
01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,197
Muriel.

715
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:32,952
Muriel!

716
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:38,791
-Congratulations, Mr. Token Man.
-Oh, God.

717
01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:17,871
-Honey, I'm home.
-No. No, you have to leave.

718
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:19,665
These are fantastic.

719
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,459
-Stop eating my macadamia nuts.
-Give me a kiss.

720
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,503
No. No, I'm serious, I'm serious.

721
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:28,090
-You can't stay here. Out.
-Why? You expecting company?

722
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,968
-No. No.
-No?

723
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:33,679
Not Officer Krupke, the saintly cop?

724
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:39,184
There's nothing going on between me
and Charlie Lang. And he's not a saint...

725
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:44,023
...he's just simply a decent human being.
Something you couldn't possibly--

726
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,692
If you eat one more of those nuts,
I swear to you....

727
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:53,032
-Are you having an affair with this girl?
-No, of course not. We just hang out together.

728
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:57,870
You should've heard that Russian bitch
downstairs, "Oh, your husband and that waitress."

729
01:05:58,038 --> 01:05:59,872
But, okay, what's the real issue here?

730
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,834
What's happening between us,
or what some idiot neighbor thinks?

731
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:08,005
It's been like a cold war here.
And every time I've tried to talk about it, you--

732
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:13,302
-All I have done is tried to make you happy.
-No, that's not all you've tried to do.

733
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,972
I used to come home at night,
and you'd throw your arms around me.

734
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:21,310
You'd kiss me and say, "How was your day?"
When's the last time that happened?

735
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:22,853
Five years ago?

736
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:26,065
-I have no idea. It's not important.
-No, but it is important.

737
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,274
It's history.

738
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:31,570
-You go around with this girl.
-I'm not having an affair.

739
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:36,742
This thing between you and the cop,
frankly, it's none of my business.

740
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:41,413
But there is one thing
that's very important, and it's this.

741
01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:43,248
Don't be afraid.

742
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:50,589
"The Eddie Biasi Players."

743
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:57,346
You want money.
Of course you want money.

744
01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,432
Just 50 grand in seed money.
And then we're off and running.

745
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,602
Okay, honey, look. Picture this, picture this.
Please, please.

746
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:08,899
Of course not. Not you, not Mr. Saintly.
You're too good to have an affair.

747
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:13,195
Oh, God, Charlie. I'm just so sick of it.
Your niceness and your decency.

748
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,863
But you wanna know what?

749
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:20,160
You're nothing. You're a working-class stiff.
You are blue collar all the way.

750
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,169
I'm not gonna change, Muriel.

751
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,008
I know.

752
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:43,475
-So I want a divorce.
-You want a divorce?

753
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,686
As soon as possible.

754
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:49,898
I have wings, Charlie.
I want to fly.

755
01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:04,329
Honey? Honey?

756
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,458
All right, look, babe, the bottom line is,
I'm sticking around--

757
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:10,669
Which I have a right to do.
--until you kick in.

758
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,882
Well, you stick around,
because I am out of here.

759
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:17,676
-Where are you going, big shot?
-Get away from that door.

760
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,720
Where are you going? The Plaza?

761
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,182
-Yeah, the Plaza.
-Really?

762
01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:27,770
Really. And if you're still here
when I get back, I'm calling the cops.

763
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,315
And believe me, I am now
in a position to get them to come.

764
01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:49,249
-Where you going?
-A hotel.

765
01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,295
-You mean, you and her?
-We're history.

766
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:58,926
-Can't say I'm surprised.
-No? It's funny, I am.

767
01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:04,723
No matter what comes before,
you just don't expect this.

768
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:10,229
-What hotel, Charlie? What if I wanna call you?
-I'll be at the Holiday Inn on Ninth.

769
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,314
-Holiday Inn?
-Yeah.

770
01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:15,234
-Charlie, you won the lottery.
-Yeah?

771
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,028
One night at least,
stay at the Plaza.

772
01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:26,411
Maybe I will.
You're a real pal, you know that?

773
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:29,122
I'll see you guys.

774
01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,152
-Good evening.
-Good evening.

775
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:03,198
-I'd like to get a room.
-Yes, ma'am.

776
01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:07,286
I'm not that waitress,
if that's what you're thinking.

777
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:11,415
I didn't think so.

778
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:16,795
-Single or double?
-A single.

779
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:21,800
-Smoking or non-smoking?
-Non-smoking.

780
01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,887
Sir, can I help you?

781
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:45,407
-He moved back in.
-She threw me out.

782
01:10:46,326 --> 01:10:48,827
Eight-11 is this way, ma'am.

783
01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:57,210
Sir? If you'll just follow me.

784
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:41,797
-That was the cop.
-That's the waitress.

785
01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:04,486
Checked your bathroom yet?
There's a robe in it.

786
01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:07,572
-Are you serious?
-Swear to God.

787
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:15,038
-Well, good night.
-Come in.

788
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,499
Come in.

789
01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:20,335
Thanks.

790
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:29,094
Unbelievable. Your room is exactly like mine,
exactly like mine, except it's a different color.

791
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,138
They really.... I mean....

792
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:33,974
Hey, would you like some fruit?

793
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:40,105
You have some in your....
Every room in this hotel probably has fruit.

794
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,274
It's amazing.

795
01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:46,570
-There's really a robe in there?
-Terry cloth.

796
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:51,366
Nice. Really nice.

797
01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:58,790
It's for sale. You can buy it for like
$100 or something. I think it's $100, yeah.

798
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,834
I'll do it.

799
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:06,131
I'll split it with you. That way we can share it.

800
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,884
You can have it one month,
and I'll take it one month.

801
01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:12,095
Or every other day, or weekends.

802
01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:15,640
-Or we could get two.
-We could do that.

803
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:31,823
-Why am I so nervous?
-I don't know.

804
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:38,163
-We've spent so much time together.
-Maybe that's why.

805
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,973
-Hi.
-Hi.

806
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,547
Here we go.

807
01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:31,716
There they are.

808
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:47,399
-This is unbelievable.
-Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen.

809
01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:50,694
-I mean, I've seen some offices.
-Walter, please.

810
01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:53,155
Boy, these guys must charge you
an arm and a leg.

811
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,031
Why don't you sit down?

812
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,491
Just the chairs, Charlie.

813
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:59,578
-Would you like a glass of water?
-Real leather. I thought so.

814
01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:04,749
-Where's Muriel?
-Mrs. Lang just stepped out.

815
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:10,297
And here she is.

816
01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:17,220
-You had them done.
-Had what done?

817
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,765
-Can we proceed please?
-What did she have done?

818
01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:22,184
What's the mystery?

819
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,144
-I'll tell you later.
-I'm your lawyer.

820
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:27,272
As they say in Hollywood,
let's cut to the chase.

821
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:30,734
It is our contention that there be no division
of the lottery money.

822
01:15:30,902 --> 01:15:32,444
This was Mrs. Lang's ticket.

823
01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:36,281
-That's completely unacceptable.
-It's all right.

824
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:39,117
-She can have my half.
-What?

825
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:42,954
Come here.

826
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:50,170
Are you nuts? Why are you
giving this away without a fight?

827
01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:53,965
She can have my half, period.
I don't wanna discuss it.

828
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:56,801
Don't wanna discuss it?
You're talking a million dollars.

829
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,637
Walter, please.

830
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:01,014
You gotta be kidding me.

831
01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:07,812
-We concede the point.
-That's a very mature attitude.

832
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,649
It'll certainly help speed things
right along.

833
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:15,070
Well, now, as to their pre-lottery holdings...

834
01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:18,657
...we have a bank account here totaling...

835
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:26,957
...$3611.
I insist we split this 50-50.

836
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,752
Chump change.

837
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:38,760
Well, that's basically it.
There's furnishings, some good linens.

838
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:42,013
Not quite accurate, Mr. Zakuto.

839
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:49,187
We are also attaching the monies
given by Mr. Lang to Miss Biasi.

840
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:52,190
-What? No.
-That is out of bounds.

841
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:55,944
Mr. Lang volunteered his wife's earnings
from the lottery...

842
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:58,405
...without her consent
or previous knowledge.

843
01:16:58,698 --> 01:17:03,535
That's horrible, Muriel. For God's sake.
Please, think about what you're doing.

844
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:06,329
We have every reason to believe
that he and Miss Biasi...

845
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:08,331
...have had
a long-standing relationship...

846
01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:10,834
...that he deliberately
deceived his wife about.

847
01:17:11,002 --> 01:17:13,211
And toward that end...

848
01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:16,631
-...we have drafted this letter to Miss Biasi...
-Come on!

849
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,800
...demanding that she return the money...

850
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:22,554
...immediately and in full, or face
substantial penalties and damages.

851
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:27,225
-I can't believe this.
-I can't listen to this screaming.

852
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,729
-Our whole marriage was like this.
-It was not like this!

853
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,355
Why are you doing this?

854
01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:35,400
Just to get even with Yvonne?
She didn't do anything wrong.

855
01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:40,947
I am tired of this physical abuse from you.
Did you see that?

856
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:47,329
If you fellows need a cab,
my secretary will call one.

857
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,668
How am I going to say this to Yvonne?
How am I gonna tell her?

858
01:17:53,836 --> 01:18:00,091
Charlie, you're not gonna like this, but you're
gonna have to stop seeing her for a while.

859
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:06,681
Hi. This is Yvonne Biasi.
I'm not at home right now.

860
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:10,101
Please leave a message
after the beep. Thanks so much.

861
01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:15,315
Yvonne, I just wanted to say
I'm thinking about you.

862
01:18:15,483 --> 01:18:20,445
And we're gonna win this thing, because it's right.
Don't think any of this is your fault. It isn't.

863
01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:26,576
If you need me, I'll be at Bo's, 555-3840.
I guess I'll see you in court.

864
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,163
Well, I hope you don't mind
sleeping on the floor.

865
01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:31,623
Oh, no, thank you.

866
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,958
There's beer in the fridge,
and the TV's there.

867
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:37,087
Sure is nice of you to let me
use your Barney blanket, Tracey.

868
01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:38,963
That's okay.

869
01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:42,842
-Good night.
-Good night, Gail. I'm sorry.

870
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:45,261
Don't worry about it, man.

871
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,264
Thanks.

872
01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:05,990
"The trial, which has attracted
citywide interest...

873
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,702
...begins in civil court this morning
at 9:30."

874
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,580
-This whole thing is unbelievable.
-My money's on Yvonne.

875
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:15,166
God, I hope so.

876
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:19,963
Now, Mrs. Lang, what are
the numbers for your birthday?

877
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,006
Twelve, 16, 64.

878
01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:26,845
Twelve, 16, 64.

879
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:32,851
And the numbers for
your anniversary, my dear?

880
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,440
Six, 26, 84.

881
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:42,026
Six, 26....

882
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,864
Did I hear 26?

883
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:49,033
Twenty-six?

884
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:53,830
As a matter of fact, Mrs. Lang,
weren't you married on the 27th?

885
01:19:55,374 --> 01:19:59,878
-Yes.
-So your husband picked the 26 on his own?

886
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:05,258
-Objection. What's the point?
-The point is, counselor...

887
01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:08,970
...the point is, Your Honor,
I am demonstrating...

888
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:14,642
...that Mr. Lang is responsible
for the winning ticket.

889
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,394
Overruled.

890
01:20:18,397 --> 01:20:24,944
So, Mrs. Lang, your husband
picked the 26th on his own, correct?

891
01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:28,156
-No.
-No?

892
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:33,745
Mrs. Lang, there was you,
there was your husband.

893
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:38,583
Could you kindly tell us
who else was there that morning?

894
01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:46,758
My dead father.

895
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:56,518
-Excuse me?
-My dead father, God rest his soul.

896
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,936
Quiet, please.

897
01:20:58,103 --> 01:21:03,775
He came to me in a dream. "Baby,"
he says, as he was floating out the window.

898
01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,861
You know, he had these big wings, you know,
like angel wings.

899
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:10,782
Oh, my God. They were
the perfect color of white leather.

900
01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:13,952
Anyway, he says,
"Baby, it's time to go to the church.

901
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,454
You gotta hurry up
or you're gonna be late."

902
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:22,210
To my shock and surprise, I'm standing there
in my wedding gown.

903
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:25,171
So I was running down Queen's Boulevard,
through Flatbush.

904
01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:28,508
Even though Queen's Boulevard doesn't run
through Flatbush.

905
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:33,304
I came to the church:
St. Catherine's of the Holy Lotto.

906
01:21:34,098 --> 01:21:39,644
And then I realized I wasn't late,
I was a whole day early.

907
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,647
God, I wanted to die.

908
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:47,151
Then my father, you know, he was there,
he was standing right next to me.

909
01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:51,030
And he says,
"Little girl, don't cry.

910
01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:58,037
Because to me, your anniversary
will always be on the 26th."

911
01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:10,842
Mr. Lang.

912
01:22:12,011 --> 01:22:16,431
Have you ever purchased
nail-polish remover for your wife?

913
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,642
Quiet, please.

914
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,689
Nail-polish remover?

915
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:29,193
-A couple of times, I guess.
-And you paid for it?

916
01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:33,865
-Sure.
-Did you therefore consider it yours?

917
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,868
No, I guess I didn't.

918
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:43,541
Isn’t it true that you forced your wife
to split the ticket with Miss Biasi?

919
01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:45,918
I only said
we should do the right thing.

920
01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:52,425
-Mr. Lang, were you wearing a gun at the time?
-No. Of course not.

921
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:57,221
-You hit her, didn't you, Mr. Lang?
-I never, ever--

922
01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:59,974
You are under oath, Mr. Lang.

923
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:07,231
-Okay, once I grabbed her arm--
-No further questions.

924
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:16,074
Your witness, counselor.

925
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:25,500
Miss Biasi. Would you describe
your financial circumstances...

926
01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:29,587
...before Mr. Lang was kind enough
to offer you half his wife's winning ticket?

927
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:33,091
I was struggling to make ends meet.

928
01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:37,762
Isn’t it a fact you owed $12,000
on your MasterCard?

929
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:41,474
-That's because my ex-husband--
-Just answer yes or no.

930
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:48,147
Technically, yes. But that's not because
I had overspent.

931
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,025
And isn't it also a fact
that you filed for bankruptcy...

932
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:53,945
...on the very day Mr. Lang
offered to split the ticket?

933
01:23:55,447 --> 01:24:00,660
Yes. But that was just fate.

934
01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:05,039
-Right, fate.
-Yes. Really.

935
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:07,458
Let me ask you,
what was your relationship...

936
01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:11,170
...with Mr. Lang at the time he offered
to share his wife's ticket with you?

937
01:24:11,338 --> 01:24:15,633
-I'd never met him before.
-Really?

938
01:24:15,843 --> 01:24:18,636
Yes, really.

939
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:22,724
Describe your relationship
with Mr. Lang today.

940
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:30,189
I love him more than
anything in the world.

941
01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:34,652
Which is why you went running off
to the Plaza with him...

942
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,821
...on the day he separated from his wife.

943
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:40,992
-Objection. What is the relevancy of this?
-Motivation.

944
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,702
What motivation?

945
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:48,207
Mrs. Lang had thrown Mr. Lang out of the house,
the marriage was in complete disarray.

946
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,543
-Overruled.
-If you're implying what I think--

947
01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:51,794
Miss Biasi.

948
01:24:51,962 --> 01:24:54,922
They're trying to make me into
a gold digger. Him, the media.

949
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,383
Miss Biasi. Control yourself, please.

950
01:24:57,551 --> 01:25:02,513
I've worked my whole life. And finally
something wonderful happened to me.

951
01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:07,518
I met a man who was intelligent
and kind and full of compassion.

952
01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:11,355
Just the experience of knowing him has
changed my life. It's not the money.

953
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:16,027
It's because he made me believe again
people were fundamentally decent.

954
01:25:16,195 --> 01:25:20,281
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some lawyer
make our relationship look ugly.

955
01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:22,200
Are you divorced?

956
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,870
No.

957
01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:29,040
You're married to one man,
and you're in love with another.

958
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:34,462
-It's only because I couldn't afford to get divorced.
-Well, that's convenient.

959
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:42,053
In dramatic testimony, Yvonne Biasi
was depicted by Muriel Lang's attorney...

960
01:25:42,221 --> 01:25:47,391
...as a gold-digger and nymphomaniac.
A verdict was expected by this evening.

961
01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:53,773
-Has the jury reached a verdict?
-We have, Your Honor.

962
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:11,582
What say you?

963
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:17,088
We rule in favor of the plaintiff,
Mrs. Muriel Lang, on all counts.

964
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:22,510
The court would like to thank
the jury for its service in this difficult case.

965
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,429
Court is dismissed.

966
01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:51,289
-About the reports of Yvonne's adultery--
-Shut up about her.

967
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,207
She's down there.

968
01:26:55,502 --> 01:26:57,628
Yvonne!

969
01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:08,306
Yvonne!

970
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:13,686
-Mrs. Lang? Your reaction to the verdict?
-Justice was done.

971
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:16,522
Don't you believe that the good deeds
of your husband--?

972
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,526
This is not a press conference.
The verdict is in. We're happy, that's all.

973
01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:21,736
Very happy.

974
01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:18,853
I don't even know where she is.

975
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:26,027
Look, you'll be a cop again.
It's what you love.

976
01:29:27,446 --> 01:29:29,280
I'll be all right.

977
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,742
I'll be all right.

978
01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:12,448
Hello?

979
01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:17,161
Is anyone here?

980
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,664
Go away.

981
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,167
Yvonne.

982
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:27,838
-No. You don't wanna be with me.
-What are you talking about?

983
01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:35,596
-I love you.
-No. Don't you get it?

984
01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:37,181
I've ruined your life.

985
01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:42,853
Are you crazy? These past couple of days,
I felt like half of me was missing.

986
01:30:43,230 --> 01:30:49,693
You won $4 million in the lottery.
Do you know what an amazing gift that is?

987
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:53,030
And because of me you have nothing.

988
01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:57,952
Because of you, I have you.
Why can't you understand that?

989
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:01,914
If you don't want me, that's different.

990
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:06,377
If you don't want me, I'll walk right out
that door, and you'll never see me again.

991
01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:12,550
But please stop talking about the money.
It means nothing to me.

992
01:31:19,975 --> 01:31:21,100
Do you want me to go?

993
01:31:27,274 --> 01:31:29,024
No.

994
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,238
Never.

995
01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:38,576
Never, never.

996
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:47,626
You have to excuse me sometimes,
it's just...

997
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:51,380
...nobody ever loved me before.

998
01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:30,044
-I guess he wants some food.
-Shall we invite him in?

999
01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:33,339
Why not?

1000
01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,530
We should leave New York.

1001
01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:03,535
I mean, we're like freaks here.

1002
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:10,960
I've got a cousin that lives in Buffalo.

1003
01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:13,504
He keeps asking me to visit.

1004
01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:17,132
Maybe we can stay there for a while.

1005
01:33:17,968 --> 01:33:20,594
I could join the Buffalo force.

1006
01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:26,976
I could be a Buffalo waitress.

1007
01:33:43,660 --> 01:33:48,789
Tonight I, Angel Dupree, a photographer
for the New York Post for 10 years...

1008
01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:55,045
...had the opportunity to study grace and
generosity under the direst of circumstances.

1009
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:06,056
Even in their darkest hour, the stalwart
Officer Lang and the good-hearted Miss Biasi...

1010
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:08,851
...shared a bowl of soup with me.

1011
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:14,148
When I left, this Good Samaritan
gave me money from his own pocket...

1012
01:34:14,357 --> 01:34:16,984
...wishing it could be more.

1013
01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:22,573
-"Mail it to Yvonne's Coffee Shop."
-It's a good idea.

1014
01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:24,074
It's a great idea.

1015
01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:34,626
I just want to make one stop.

1016
01:34:39,841 --> 01:34:43,427
-Sweetie.
-I'm okay, I'm okay.

1017
01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:48,140
-I knew this was a bad idea.
-No, I just wanted to see it again.

1018
01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:50,434
Why is the gate open?

1019
01:34:51,895 --> 01:34:56,607
I don't know.
Well, Carol has a key.

1020
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:59,610
The door's stuck.

1021
01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:11,997
-What is this?
-It must be some kind of a mistake.

1022
01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:16,794
-"The Good Samaritan's Fund."
-"Lotto Lovers."

1023
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:19,296
"Yvonne's Coffee Shop."

1024
01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:26,804
-It's 5 dollars.
-Oh, come on. No.

1025
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:32,976
"There should be more people in the world
like you. Ethel from Staten Island."

1026
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:38,524
Here's a check for 10.

1027
01:35:43,321 --> 01:35:48,325
This is all for us. Oh, Charlie.

1028
01:36:22,861 --> 01:36:26,613
"You are an example to all of us.
Betty and Phil, the Bronx."

1029
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:33,537
"We are hoping you will have a wonderful future.
The Garcias, Long Island City."

1030
01:36:46,384 --> 01:36:50,220
It took Charlie and Yvonne
three days to open all their mail.

1031
01:36:50,388 --> 01:36:56,059
And when they were done, New York
had given them a $600,000 tip.

1032
01:36:59,022 --> 01:37:01,899
Charlie happily went back to the force.

1033
01:37:07,405 --> 01:37:10,282
Yvonne got her coffee shop back.

1034
01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:15,871
Eddie could only get work
driving a cab.

1035
01:37:17,582 --> 01:37:21,251
And Muriel.
She married Jack Gross...

1036
01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:25,255
...who cleaned out their checking account
and fled the country.

1037
01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:30,761
Muriel lives in the Bronx with her mother now
and works in a nail salon.

1038
01:37:34,098 --> 01:37:37,768
Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne
all lived in a city...

1039
01:37:37,936 --> 01:37:41,936
...where people prayed for miracles every day.
And sometimes they happened.