00:00:03,610 --> 00:00:06,029 [kissing and panting] 2 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:27,768 [moaning] 3 00:00:41,982 --> 00:00:42,983 [alarm beeping] 4 00:00:43,483 --> 00:00:44,401 -Oh-- 5 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:48,455 we missed our window. 6 00:00:52,993 --> 00:00:54,995 -Plenty of windows are out there. 7 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:59,499 [giggling] 8 00:00:59,499 --> 00:01:00,467 [baby crying] 9 00:01:05,005 --> 00:01:07,508 -Keenan doesn't have a snooze button, does he? 10 00:01:07,507 --> 00:01:09,009 -Um, yeah, actually. 11 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:11,979 Right behind his left ear. 12 00:01:11,978 --> 00:01:13,563 Don't kill him, all right? 13 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,564 -Oh, no. 14 00:01:14,564 --> 00:01:15,565 No, no. 15 00:01:15,565 --> 00:01:17,517 We're gonna make a sleeper out of him. 16 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:18,569 OK. 17 00:01:19,069 --> 00:01:19,570 All right. 18 00:01:19,569 --> 00:01:20,070 I got this. 19 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:21,571 I got this. 20 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:27,077 [laughing] 21 00:01:30,163 --> 00:01:32,749 -OK, give Daddy his glasses back. 22 00:01:32,749 --> 00:01:34,501 Give me-- give me the glasses. 23 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:35,586 Yeah. 24 00:01:35,585 --> 00:01:36,586 Ahh! 25 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:39,089 Ow, ow-- 26 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:42,092 give Daddy his glasses back. 27 00:01:42,092 --> 00:01:44,962 Give Daddy his glasses back. 28 00:01:45,462 --> 00:01:46,346 Mwah! 29 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:50,300 Thanks. 30 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,301 -Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:51,301 --> 00:01:52,269 -You look sharp. 32 00:01:52,268 --> 00:01:54,437 -Mm, I didn't have time to iron. 33 00:01:54,437 --> 00:01:56,356 -Well, I can't tell. 34 00:01:56,356 --> 00:01:57,941 No coffee for you. 35 00:01:57,941 --> 00:01:59,943 No coffee for you. 36 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:01,144 Oh, you know what? 37 00:02:01,144 --> 00:02:02,696 You're gonna need gas. 38 00:02:02,696 --> 00:02:04,198 -Oh, OK. 39 00:02:04,197 --> 00:02:04,698 Got money? 40 00:02:04,698 --> 00:02:05,115 -I missed out. 41 00:02:05,699 --> 00:02:06,200 Yeah. 42 00:02:06,199 --> 00:02:06,700 Can you take him? 43 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:07,233 -Yeah. 44 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:08,317 Hi, baby. 45 00:02:08,318 --> 00:02:08,819 -OK. 46 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:10,320 Gas money, gas money. 47 00:02:17,243 --> 00:02:18,211 -[mutters] 48 00:02:18,211 --> 00:02:18,628 -Love you, buddy. 49 00:02:19,212 --> 00:02:19,629 -Say bye to Dad. 50 00:02:19,629 --> 00:02:20,163 -Bye-bye. 51 00:02:20,163 --> 00:02:20,714 Bye-bye. 52 00:02:20,714 --> 00:02:22,716 Bye-bye. 53 00:02:22,716 --> 00:02:23,717 OK. 54 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:25,218 Hey. 55 00:02:25,468 --> 00:02:26,219 Are you going to have time to talk to Doug 56 00:02:26,219 --> 00:02:27,137 about the raise today? 57 00:02:27,387 --> 00:02:28,421 -Yeah, I'll talk to him today. 58 00:02:28,421 --> 00:02:29,389 -OK. 59 00:02:29,389 --> 00:02:29,890 -OK. 60 00:02:29,889 --> 00:02:30,473 Love you. 61 00:02:30,974 --> 00:02:31,975 Bye. 62 00:02:31,975 --> 00:02:32,926 Bye-bye. 63 00:02:32,926 --> 00:02:33,477 -Let me know how it goes. 64 00:02:33,893 --> 00:02:34,427 -Bye, Keenan. 65 00:02:34,427 --> 00:02:35,895 I will. 66 00:03:54,557 --> 00:03:58,061 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Yo, Craig. 67 00:03:58,428 --> 00:03:59,813 Doug wants to see you. 68 00:04:17,614 --> 00:04:18,615 -Hey, Craig. 69 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:19,616 How you doing, buddy? 70 00:04:19,616 --> 00:04:20,117 Yeah, yeah. 71 00:04:20,617 --> 00:04:21,118 Good. 72 00:04:21,117 --> 00:04:21,618 How's everything? 73 00:04:21,618 --> 00:04:24,337 Audrey good? 74 00:04:24,337 --> 00:04:28,174 Listen, uh, we're downsizing a little bit, so-- 75 00:04:28,174 --> 00:04:30,376 [slow music playing] 76 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:04,961 CRAIG (ON PHONE): Hey, babe. 77 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:06,212 I just wanted to let you know I'm going to be a little late. 78 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:09,248 I'm gonna go grab a drink with Enrique after work. 79 00:05:09,249 --> 00:05:11,752 So I'll see you tonight. 80 00:05:11,751 --> 00:05:12,252 Love you. 81 00:05:12,252 --> 00:05:13,754 Bye. 82 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:44,368 -Oh, god. 83 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:44,868 -Give me your money. 84 00:05:45,368 --> 00:05:46,369 -Oh, shit. 85 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:46,870 -Give it all to me, Craig Daniels. 86 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:49,039 -Lake-- 87 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,039 [cackling] 88 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:51,341 -Oh, Vince. 89 00:05:51,341 --> 00:05:53,126 Oh my god, man. 90 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:54,878 You scared the shit out of me. 91 00:05:54,878 --> 00:05:56,380 -Well, you gotta watch your back, brother. 92 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,381 How many times have I told you that? 93 00:05:58,381 --> 00:06:00,383 -Yeah, yeah. 94 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:01,384 -Look at you, man. 95 00:06:01,384 --> 00:06:02,886 I haven't seen you in a minute. 96 00:06:02,886 --> 00:06:05,355 Hey, whatever you're drinking I'm buying, OK? 97 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:06,389 -Thanks. 98 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:07,891 No, actually I gotta get out of here. 99 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:08,392 I gotta get home. 100 00:06:08,391 --> 00:06:09,359 -Are you kidding me? 101 00:06:09,359 --> 00:06:10,894 I haven't seen you in five years. 102 00:06:10,894 --> 00:06:12,896 I'm not letting you leave without a drink. 103 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:13,897 -Really, five years? 104 00:06:13,897 --> 00:06:14,648 -Five years, man. 105 00:06:14,647 --> 00:06:17,533 One drink. 106 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:18,534 -Yeah, OK. 107 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:19,035 Yeah, I'll have another one. 108 00:06:19,035 --> 00:06:20,537 -Yeah, my man. 109 00:06:20,536 --> 00:06:21,537 Um, whatever he's having, and, uh, Jameson 110 00:06:21,955 --> 00:06:22,989 on the rocks, please. 111 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:26,543 Wow. 112 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:28,545 What the fuck are you doing here, man? 113 00:06:28,544 --> 00:06:30,546 I mean, you're obviously looking for trouble, right? 114 00:06:30,546 --> 00:06:33,049 [chuckling] 115 00:06:33,049 --> 00:06:34,050 -Oh my god. 116 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:35,552 -Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:37,553 -You're married? 118 00:06:37,553 --> 00:06:38,554 No way. 119 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:39,505 -Yeah. 120 00:06:39,505 --> 00:06:40,556 -You got kids too? 121 00:06:40,556 --> 00:06:42,558 -Yeah, I have a 15-month-old son. 122 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:43,560 -Wow. 123 00:06:43,559 --> 00:06:44,009 -Want to see his picture? 124 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,562 -Yeah. 125 00:06:45,561 --> 00:06:46,062 Yeah, show me the little bugger. 126 00:06:46,562 --> 00:06:48,564 -His name's Keenan. 127 00:06:48,564 --> 00:06:49,065 -Wow. 128 00:06:49,065 --> 00:06:51,017 Keenan, huh? 129 00:06:51,017 --> 00:06:52,569 I mean, he looks just like you. 130 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:54,520 -Yeah. 131 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,571 Same hairline. 132 00:06:55,571 --> 00:06:58,607 [laughter] 133 00:06:58,608 --> 00:07:00,110 -And that's-- that's-- that's your wife? 134 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:00,610 -That's Audrey, yeah. 135 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,111 -She's beautiful, man. 136 00:07:02,111 --> 00:07:03,112 -Thanks. 137 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:04,113 -Congratulations. 138 00:07:04,113 --> 00:07:05,114 Busy five years, huh? 139 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:06,115 -Yep. 140 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:07,617 -So let me guess. 141 00:07:07,617 --> 00:07:08,952 You got a house up in Silver Lake, a couple of bulldogs 142 00:07:08,952 --> 00:07:10,036 running around. 143 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:11,004 -Yeah. 144 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:12,038 -A little office where you do all your writing. 145 00:07:12,038 --> 00:07:13,006 You still writing? 146 00:07:13,006 --> 00:07:14,508 -Yeah. 147 00:07:14,507 --> 00:07:16,509 -Wow. 148 00:07:16,509 --> 00:07:21,464 -So, um, you got any pictures in your wallet? 149 00:07:21,464 --> 00:07:22,015 -No, no. 150 00:07:22,015 --> 00:07:23,016 Not me. 151 00:07:23,016 --> 00:07:24,467 No. 152 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,518 I got a couple pictures in my phone, but you probably don't 153 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,937 want to see those. 154 00:07:27,937 --> 00:07:28,938 Do you want to see those? 155 00:07:28,938 --> 00:07:29,939 -No. 156 00:07:29,939 --> 00:07:31,941 [laughter] 157 00:07:34,777 --> 00:07:37,730 -Oh, fuck. 158 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:38,814 I-- 159 00:07:39,315 --> 00:07:41,317 I've been creeping on this thing over here for a little 160 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:41,984 while, man. 161 00:07:41,985 --> 00:07:44,571 That's-- that's a dime, right? 162 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:46,572 What do you think it takes to lock something 163 00:07:46,572 --> 00:07:48,541 like that up, huh? 164 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,326 House in the hills and a Mercedes, probably. 165 00:07:50,326 --> 00:07:51,627 -I wouldn't know. 166 00:07:51,627 --> 00:07:52,628 -No, you wouldn't. 167 00:07:52,628 --> 00:07:55,131 You're off the market for good now. 168 00:07:55,131 --> 00:07:57,083 One piece of ass for the rest of your life? 169 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:58,635 You kidding me? 170 00:07:58,634 --> 00:08:00,136 -Yeah, when you're in it, you don't even really think about 171 00:08:00,136 --> 00:08:00,637 it. 172 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,138 -Not me. 173 00:08:02,138 --> 00:08:04,090 As soon as I get in it, I'm already thinking 174 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:05,642 about the next one. 175 00:08:05,641 --> 00:08:08,594 [chuckling] 176 00:08:08,594 --> 00:08:09,645 -Oh-- 177 00:08:13,483 --> 00:08:18,438 -So I see, uh, work's keeping you busy? 178 00:08:18,438 --> 00:08:19,940 -Oh-- 179 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:20,941 yeah. 180 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:21,441 Yeah. 181 00:08:21,441 --> 00:08:24,945 -You paying the bills OK? 182 00:08:24,944 --> 00:08:26,446 -Yeah, I mean, I get by. 183 00:08:26,446 --> 00:08:27,948 You know. 184 00:08:27,947 --> 00:08:28,364 I'm-- 185 00:08:28,364 --> 00:08:29,949 I'm not rich, but-- 186 00:08:33,453 --> 00:08:34,955 -Let me ask you something. 187 00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:35,955 When you-- 188 00:08:35,955 --> 00:08:39,459 when you go to collect money, right, like-- 189 00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:40,460 how-- how's it go down? 190 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:42,429 Like, how does that work? 191 00:08:42,428 --> 00:08:44,463 -What-- what do you mean? 192 00:08:44,464 --> 00:08:46,967 -Well, like, does it always have to get violent? 193 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:50,470 Can you sometimes maybe talk to them, or 194 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:51,972 like, intimidate them? 195 00:08:51,971 --> 00:08:52,472 I don't know. 196 00:08:52,472 --> 00:08:53,473 I'm asking. 197 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:53,974 -You owe me some money, buddy. 198 00:08:53,973 --> 00:08:54,974 Remember? 199 00:08:54,974 --> 00:08:55,975 You have a gambling problem. 200 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:56,476 Time to pay. 201 00:08:56,976 --> 00:08:57,477 Why-- no-- 202 00:08:57,477 --> 00:08:58,979 I don't-- why you asking? 203 00:08:58,978 --> 00:08:59,979 -No, I'm just-- 204 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:01,981 -Are you, like, researching a book or something? 205 00:09:01,981 --> 00:09:02,732 What-- 206 00:09:02,732 --> 00:09:03,816 -No, no. 207 00:09:05,618 --> 00:09:07,203 -What's going on? 208 00:09:11,707 --> 00:09:13,659 -I'm in trouble, man. 209 00:09:13,659 --> 00:09:14,577 -OK. 210 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:22,668 -We got an eviction notice this morning, and, uh, if I 211 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:25,671 don't pay in a few days, we're gonna be on the street. 212 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:27,674 -Fuck. 213 00:09:27,673 --> 00:09:30,176 -I don't have a job since, like, an hour ago, so-- 214 00:09:30,176 --> 00:09:31,728 -I'm sorry, man. 215 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:35,180 Look, I-- 216 00:09:35,731 --> 00:09:36,732 I can help you out. 217 00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:37,733 I got a couple hundred bucks. 218 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:43,822 -Look, I need 4,500. 219 00:09:43,823 --> 00:09:46,326 -Yeah, that's-- that's a little rich for my blood. 220 00:09:49,362 --> 00:09:51,831 So that's-- that's why you're asking? 221 00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:52,281 You're looking for work? 222 00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:53,282 -Oh, no, no, no. 223 00:09:53,866 --> 00:09:55,368 No, just curious. 224 00:09:55,368 --> 00:09:56,953 -Yeah. 225 00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:04,461 You know, Craig, I once broke a guy's arm for $80 while his 226 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:05,962 daughter watched. 227 00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:10,967 You think you're capable of doing something like that? 228 00:10:21,777 --> 00:10:23,279 God, don't get so heavy. 229 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:23,780 -I'm not. 230 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,781 I'm cool. 231 00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:27,283 -My god, you got so depressed over the last five years. 232 00:10:27,283 --> 00:10:28,201 -No, it's good. 233 00:10:28,201 --> 00:10:28,735 It's good. 234 00:10:29,285 --> 00:10:29,786 I, uh-- 235 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:31,287 I'm gonna go drain. 236 00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:32,238 -All right. 237 00:10:32,238 --> 00:10:33,239 -I'll be right back. 238 00:10:33,239 --> 00:10:34,290 -Yeah. 239 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,292 Craig Daniels. 240 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:39,295 Craig Daniels. 241 00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:40,797 God damn. 242 00:10:48,387 --> 00:10:51,557 [snorting] 243 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:53,426 -Sorry. 244 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:54,928 What's up? 245 00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:25,341 -Hey Craig. 246 00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:27,343 These guys want to buy the next round, man. 247 00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:28,544 Come on, saddle up. 248 00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:38,938 They were just looking for a little company. 249 00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:39,439 -Hey. 250 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:40,940 Party, party. 251 00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:45,945 Cool. 252 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,029 All right. 253 00:11:47,029 --> 00:11:47,947 You guys like tequila? 254 00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:48,281 -Um, yeah. 255 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:49,865 Yeah, sure. 256 00:11:49,865 --> 00:11:52,901 -Bartender, three shots of your finest tequila, please. 257 00:11:52,902 --> 00:11:53,903 You know-- wait-- hold-- 258 00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:55,405 I'm sorry. 259 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,623 Uh, just, matter of fact, give me the whole bottle. 260 00:11:57,623 --> 00:11:58,124 And the cranberry juice. 261 00:11:58,708 --> 00:11:59,209 -Yeah? 262 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,042 What are your names? 263 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:00,910 -I'm Colin. 264 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:01,411 This is my wife, Violet. 265 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:02,412 -Hey, how you doing? 266 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:02,878 I'm Vince. 267 00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:03,212 -Vince? 268 00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:04,296 All right. 269 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:05,214 -Craig. 270 00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:06,549 -Craig. 271 00:12:06,549 --> 00:12:07,550 It's Violet's birthday today, so we thought we'd 272 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,551 go out on the town. 273 00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:09,052 You know, get a little crazy. 274 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:10,052 -Happy birthday. 275 00:12:10,052 --> 00:12:10,469 -Right? 276 00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:10,803 -Thanks. 277 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:11,837 There she is. 278 00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:12,388 Put it right there. 279 00:12:12,388 --> 00:12:13,890 -You sure? 280 00:12:13,889 --> 00:12:14,890 This is a $300 bottle of tequila. 281 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:15,891 -Oh, my. 282 00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:16,842 Oh, this is embarrassing. 283 00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:17,843 Uh-- 284 00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:20,179 uh-- yeah, it's fine. 285 00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:21,264 What's your name? 286 00:12:21,264 --> 00:12:22,482 -Caren. 287 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:23,065 -Caren with a K or a C? 288 00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:24,067 -C. 289 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,235 -There you go, Caren with a C. 290 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,319 -Thanks. 291 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,104 -The glasses come with? 292 00:12:28,104 --> 00:12:28,855 Oh, good. 293 00:12:35,778 --> 00:12:37,530 Gentlemen. 294 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:41,334 To my amazing wife, Violet. 295 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:45,839 The past six months have been so fucking awesome. 296 00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:48,341 I love the shit out of you. 297 00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:50,343 -Love you too. 298 00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:51,845 -All right, to Violet. 299 00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:55,097 Oh. 300 00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:56,599 God damn. 301 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:57,550 -That's smooth. 302 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:58,601 -Yeah, it's all right. 303 00:12:58,601 --> 00:12:59,552 I have this bottle at home. 304 00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:00,636 It used to belong to Pancho Villa. 305 00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,139 It cost me, like, what, $10,000. 306 00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:03,640 -What? 307 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:05,191 -Yeah, isn't that crazy? 308 00:13:05,191 --> 00:13:06,776 Uh, so anyway-- what do you guys-- what do you 309 00:13:06,776 --> 00:13:08,361 guys do for a living? 310 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,813 Do you, like, uh, work at a car wash or something? 311 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:12,865 -Oh, you mean because of the monkey suit? 312 00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:14,367 -Well, I didn't-- no offense. 313 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,368 I assumed manager. 314 00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:16,202 -No, no, no. 315 00:13:16,202 --> 00:13:18,287 We're just old friends catching up, 316 00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,288 having a couple of drinks. 317 00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:20,039 -Right on. 318 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,624 Old friends is good. 319 00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:22,575 -Yeah. 320 00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:23,543 No, we used to skateboard together. 321 00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:25,545 We played music in high school. 322 00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:26,462 -You guys go way deep. 323 00:13:26,462 --> 00:13:27,046 -Yeah. 324 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:27,880 Yeah. 325 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,130 No, simpler times. 326 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:29,215 Yep. 327 00:13:29,215 --> 00:13:31,667 -Occasionally. 328 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,668 -Mystery man. 329 00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:33,169 Occasionally. 330 00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:34,170 Ber. 331 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,138 Bum. 332 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,722 You should be wearing a suit and a tie or something. 333 00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:38,557 This guy-- ruh-ruh ruh-ruh-ruh. 334 00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:40,426 A very proper man. 335 00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:41,894 Oh, uh, Violet-- 336 00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,345 we should, uh, take some candids. 337 00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:44,347 Take some-- take some pictures. 338 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,598 We should document this, right? 339 00:13:45,598 --> 00:13:46,482 -OK-- 340 00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:47,984 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Come on. 341 00:13:47,983 --> 00:13:49,485 -All right, you want to take some pictures? 342 00:13:49,485 --> 00:13:49,986 OK. 343 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:50,486 Yeah, sure. 344 00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:51,987 -Say cheese. 345 00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:53,489 -Cheese. 346 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:55,574 Oh god, that's bright. 347 00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:56,325 Oh. 348 00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:56,909 -Let me get in there. 349 00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:58,411 -You want another one? 350 00:13:58,411 --> 00:13:58,995 OK. 351 00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:00,445 -Here we go. 352 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:01,414 -One, two, three. 353 00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,498 -All right. 354 00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,033 Did you take it? 355 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,535 How's it look? 356 00:14:09,038 --> 00:14:12,041 Ooh. 357 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,543 Mm. 358 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,460 Oh, here we go. 359 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,428 -What? 360 00:14:15,428 --> 00:14:16,429 What's going on? 361 00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:18,681 -We got this little bet going. 362 00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,600 You see that old dude at the bar? 363 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:23,051 Every time he checks out the bartender's ass, Violet wins. 364 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,521 Every time he checks out her tits, I win. 365 00:14:27,973 --> 00:14:29,558 Motherfucker. 366 00:14:30,059 --> 00:14:31,060 -Wait, wait. 367 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,895 And that-- that's $100 every single time? 368 00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:34,814 -Yeah, it's not, like, a serious bet or anything. 369 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:36,316 -We have fun. 370 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,817 -We have fun. 371 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:38,785 I got an idea. 372 00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:39,318 Here we go. 373 00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:40,820 Idea man. 374 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,705 All right, whichever of you fellas does this 375 00:14:42,705 --> 00:14:44,957 shot first gets $50. 376 00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:45,908 Boom. 377 00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:46,909 -$50? 378 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:47,910 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): $50. 379 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:48,911 -Wait, what? 380 00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:51,414 -Oh. 381 00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:52,415 Wins. 382 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:53,916 Meanwhile-- wait, what? 383 00:14:57,503 --> 00:14:58,504 Pay attention. 384 00:14:58,504 --> 00:14:59,505 Pay attention. 385 00:14:59,505 --> 00:14:59,922 -That was short-lived. 386 00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:01,007 Here you go, buddy. 387 00:15:01,507 --> 00:15:02,008 -What are you doing? 388 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,475 No no, he didn't even do a shot. 389 00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:03,843 -No, it's all right. 390 00:15:04,427 --> 00:15:04,928 He-- 391 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:07,563 -No, that's your money. 392 00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:09,014 -All right. 393 00:15:09,014 --> 00:15:10,015 I won't argue. 394 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:12,184 -Gotta play by the rules, guys. 395 00:15:12,184 --> 00:15:13,686 That's the only way to have fun. 396 00:15:13,686 --> 00:15:14,904 Shot game. 397 00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:22,862 You are a misfit. 398 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,081 What island are you from? 399 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,082 [laughter] 400 00:15:33,339 --> 00:15:35,541 -Ah-- 401 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,127 -There he is. 402 00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:39,011 Aww. 403 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:40,296 Fuck you, we're not gonna start. 404 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:42,764 One dart, face. 405 00:15:42,765 --> 00:15:43,266 -On his face? 406 00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:44,267 -$50. 407 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,217 -All right. 408 00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:45,768 All right. 409 00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:46,269 Here it goes. 410 00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:47,436 Ready? 411 00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:48,187 -Oh! 412 00:15:48,187 --> 00:15:49,271 -Oh, come on! 413 00:15:49,271 --> 00:15:50,272 So close. 414 00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:51,273 -Oh my god. 415 00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:51,774 Hold on. 416 00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:52,275 Check her out. 417 00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:53,276 Check her out. 418 00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:53,725 There. 419 00:15:53,726 --> 00:15:54,110 -Who? 420 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:55,194 -Black dress. 421 00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:56,696 -Oh god. 422 00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,947 No, that's-- that's a rough stretch woman right there. 423 00:15:58,948 --> 00:15:59,449 -Pfft. 424 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:00,449 -It's really rough. 425 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:01,450 OK, here we go. 426 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:06,823 All right, um, $200 to anyone who gets her so pissed she 427 00:16:06,822 --> 00:16:08,324 slaps your face. 428 00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:09,325 -$200? 429 00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:10,326 -200. 430 00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:11,828 You want to take this? 431 00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:13,078 -I don't know. 432 00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:14,379 -Look, if you don't step up, I'm gonna, man. 433 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,381 That's 200 bones. 434 00:16:19,802 --> 00:16:20,803 -All right. 435 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,673 -She's just gonna slap you. 436 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:25,174 She's just gonna slap you. 437 00:16:29,395 --> 00:16:30,897 -Hey. 438 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:32,398 -Yeah? 439 00:16:32,398 --> 00:16:33,399 What? 440 00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:34,901 -What? 441 00:16:36,101 --> 00:16:38,687 -What-- what-- what the fuck do you want, creep? 442 00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:39,688 Huh? 443 00:16:40,105 --> 00:16:41,189 -Did you-- did you go to Parkside? 444 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,692 I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else. 445 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,826 I'm sorry. 446 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:45,911 -He's walking back. 447 00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:46,912 -Walking back. 448 00:16:46,912 --> 00:16:47,413 -He's walking back. 449 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,998 He's walking back. 450 00:16:48,998 --> 00:16:50,583 -All right, you know what? 451 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,584 Watch the master at work. 452 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,586 OK? 453 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:54,954 Excuse me. 454 00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:04,714 -Oh! 455 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,714 -Oh! 456 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:09,468 [laughter] 457 00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:10,436 -Pay up, brother. 458 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,971 -How'd you get her to do that? 459 00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:12,972 -I told her I'd buy her a drink if she 460 00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:13,523 slapped me in the face. 461 00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:16,475 [groaning] 462 00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:17,476 -What? 463 00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:19,479 -It's a little bit of a cheat, but I'm gonna let it slide. 464 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:20,947 I'm gonna let it slide. 465 00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:22,481 -Whoa, put that shit away. 466 00:17:22,982 --> 00:17:23,983 -Sh. 467 00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:24,984 Dude, there's enough for everyone. 468 00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:25,868 -No, no, no. 469 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,453 Take it in the bathroom or something. 470 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,956 -Hey, I am-- 471 00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,457 I am comfortable here. 472 00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:32,959 That bathroom stinks, all right? 473 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:33,959 -Oh, she's coming. 474 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:34,960 She's coming over now. 475 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,961 She's coming over now. 476 00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:37,546 -Hey, you guys can't do that here. 477 00:17:37,546 --> 00:17:39,164 [snorting] 478 00:17:39,164 --> 00:17:41,633 -Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 479 00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:42,668 Caren-- 480 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:44,970 let me fix this. 481 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,722 It feels broken to me. 482 00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:47,723 Here. 483 00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:48,674 That's like a curtain. 484 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,644 You can't even see over here, right? 485 00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:53,095 Caren. 486 00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:55,014 You's the best. 487 00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:56,516 Thank you, Caren. 488 00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,020 [chuckling] 489 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,021 -All right, can I-- 490 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,022 -Please, hit it. 491 00:18:03,022 --> 00:18:03,990 -Oh, yeah. 492 00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:05,324 -Where are we going next? 493 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:06,325 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You want to move-- move camp? 494 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:06,826 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 495 00:18:06,825 --> 00:18:08,827 -Um, ooh-- 496 00:18:08,827 --> 00:18:10,829 I know a really good strip club. 497 00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:12,331 Are you all right strip clubs? 498 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:13,833 It's a really classy joint. 499 00:18:13,832 --> 00:18:14,333 -Yes. 500 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:15,834 -She's OK with that? 501 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:16,835 Want to get a couple lap dances, buddy? 502 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:17,336 -No, no, no. 503 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:18,787 I gotta go home. 504 00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:19,288 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Boo, Craig. 505 00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:19,705 -For real? 506 00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:20,789 That's not-- 507 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:21,790 for real? 508 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,292 You know what you need? 509 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:24,293 You need to get a little intoxicated with a buddy of 510 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,295 yours that you haven't hung out with in a 511 00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,797 very, very long time. 512 00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:28,798 That's exactly what you need. 513 00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:29,799 -That's exactly right. 514 00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:31,633 You want to hurt feelings? 515 00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:32,969 It's Violet's birthday. 516 00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:33,852 Look at her crying. 517 00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,354 She wants you to say. 518 00:18:35,721 --> 00:18:38,691 -All right, I will hang out for just a little bit longer. 519 00:18:38,691 --> 00:18:39,192 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yes. 520 00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:41,477 -But that's it. 521 00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:42,728 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Get over here and hit this. 522 00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:43,729 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That's really nice, man. 523 00:18:43,729 --> 00:18:44,613 -No, no, no. 524 00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:44,897 I'm not having any of that. 525 00:18:45,481 --> 00:18:45,898 I'll get diarrhea. 526 00:18:45,898 --> 00:18:46,782 [techno music] 527 00:19:22,317 --> 00:19:23,902 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): This place is bullshit, man. 528 00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:25,988 -This place is fucking awesome. 529 00:19:25,988 --> 00:19:28,440 -No touching. 530 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,942 Come on. 531 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:36,248 Tell you what, I'll give you $200 whoever touches that 532 00:19:36,248 --> 00:19:39,034 stripper's ass with a slap. 533 00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:40,369 -Oh, come on. 534 00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:44,790 -$200? 535 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:47,343 -Yeah. 536 00:19:47,843 --> 00:19:49,294 No. 537 00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:56,635 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, shit. 538 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:58,353 Let's go, baby. 539 00:19:58,353 --> 00:20:02,440 [laughing] 540 00:20:02,441 --> 00:20:03,442 -That was too good. 541 00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:06,862 -How about we laugh about it in the car, all right? 542 00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,447 -Come on, slow down, Turbo. 543 00:20:08,447 --> 00:20:09,448 -No, look-- never mind. 544 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,532 You know what, Vince? 545 00:20:10,532 --> 00:20:12,034 It was great catching up with you. 546 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,035 Nice meeting you guys. 547 00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:13,536 But I really-- 548 00:20:14,036 --> 00:20:14,703 I gotta get home. 549 00:20:14,703 --> 00:20:15,287 -Oh, come on, Craig. 550 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:16,738 Are you kidding me, Craig? 551 00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:17,240 Come on. 552 00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:17,740 -Hey. 553 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,825 Assholes. 554 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:20,826 -What are you doing? 555 00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:21,827 What's up? 556 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:22,828 -You the one who hit one of our girls? 557 00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:23,712 -No, I didn't do it. 558 00:20:23,712 --> 00:20:23,962 It wasn't me. 559 00:20:23,962 --> 00:20:25,046 I swear to God. 560 00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:25,998 -You lying piece of shit. 561 00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,166 I'll fuck you up. 562 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,501 -Craig, $500 if you hit him first. 563 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,223 Oh! 564 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,265 [groaning] 565 00:21:09,258 --> 00:21:10,259 -Aw-- 566 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,443 Oof. 567 00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:36,652 Shit. 568 00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:45,377 Aw, shit. 569 00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:50,299 [distant voices] 570 00:22:01,844 --> 00:22:05,264 [strumming guitar] 571 00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:06,348 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, that's awesome. 572 00:22:06,348 --> 00:22:07,349 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): That's-- 573 00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:09,351 did you just-- 574 00:22:09,351 --> 00:22:11,353 did you just make that up? 575 00:22:11,353 --> 00:22:12,855 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): I was just following her. 576 00:22:12,855 --> 00:22:15,324 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Go in, like, from the outside. 577 00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:17,326 Like, from the inside here like bath-- 578 00:22:17,326 --> 00:22:18,277 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Uh-huh. 579 00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:19,328 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): So you wouldn't be 580 00:22:19,328 --> 00:22:20,529 able to hear outside. 581 00:22:20,529 --> 00:22:21,864 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Oh, nice. 582 00:22:21,864 --> 00:22:22,865 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): So we do have a set at the studio. 583 00:22:22,865 --> 00:22:23,866 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Nice. 584 00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:24,417 Oh, that's good. 585 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,000 -Here he is. 586 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,501 -Hey. 587 00:22:25,951 --> 00:22:26,502 Sleeping beauty. 588 00:22:27,002 --> 00:22:27,953 -Where are we? 589 00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:29,454 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Hey, you dropped like a souffle, dude. 590 00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:31,874 So we had to split before the cops got there. 591 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:33,676 We thought, you know what? 592 00:22:33,675 --> 00:22:35,177 Let's just bring him here, get you cleaned up. 593 00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:37,429 I got some sick painkillers for you too. 594 00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:38,931 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): He's got this place dialed in, man. 595 00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:42,268 There's, like, 1,000 years of scotch in here right now. 596 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:42,551 -Here. 597 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:43,635 Here. 598 00:22:43,635 --> 00:22:44,136 Hold on, hold on. 599 00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:45,554 I got it, I got it. 600 00:22:45,554 --> 00:22:47,306 [too loud music] 601 00:22:50,893 --> 00:22:53,396 -Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 602 00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:54,396 Sorry, sorry. 603 00:22:54,396 --> 00:22:55,898 I forgot. 604 00:22:55,898 --> 00:22:56,899 Sorry. 605 00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:03,072 Here you go. 606 00:23:03,572 --> 00:23:05,157 Hey, I'm proud of you. 607 00:23:05,657 --> 00:23:07,709 You hit him first. 608 00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:10,212 -I didn't think I was gonna get in a fight tonight, man. 609 00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:10,713 -You know what? 610 00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:12,214 I-- 611 00:23:12,214 --> 00:23:13,215 I don't think that you can necessarily call 612 00:23:13,215 --> 00:23:14,216 that a fight, brother. 613 00:23:14,716 --> 00:23:15,717 Here, that'll make you feel better. 614 00:23:15,717 --> 00:23:16,718 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): But you know what? 615 00:23:16,718 --> 00:23:17,219 That was awesome. 616 00:23:17,219 --> 00:23:18,220 that was-- 617 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,222 that was bad-ass is what it was. 618 00:23:20,222 --> 00:23:21,223 It was so awesome. 619 00:23:21,223 --> 00:23:22,224 This-- 620 00:23:22,224 --> 00:23:23,675 here's the thing. 621 00:23:23,675 --> 00:23:26,178 You will never forget this night, you know, or who you 622 00:23:26,178 --> 00:23:27,262 were with-- 623 00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:29,314 me and Vince and Violet. 624 00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:32,901 I mean, even if you never see us again, you will 625 00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:34,236 never forget us. 626 00:23:34,436 --> 00:23:35,938 I think that's some awesome shit. 627 00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:37,355 I mean, I-- 628 00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:38,357 I honestly think about shit like that all the time. 629 00:23:41,576 --> 00:23:43,078 -Yeah! 630 00:23:43,078 --> 00:23:44,079 Give him a yeah! 631 00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:49,251 -I just want to go home. 632 00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:51,170 [vibrating] 633 00:23:57,843 --> 00:23:58,844 -Hey, uh-- 634 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:01,513 I'm gonna get those painkillers. 635 00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:04,099 I've got, like, a straight up pharmacy here. 636 00:24:04,599 --> 00:24:06,101 Actually, my brother's a real pharmacist. 637 00:24:06,101 --> 00:24:07,102 But it doesn't matter. 638 00:24:07,352 --> 00:24:08,637 All right, roll with me, Vince. 639 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,108 -He owes you one. 640 00:24:13,108 --> 00:24:15,560 [laughing] 641 00:24:43,722 --> 00:24:45,557 -I can email these to you later. 642 00:24:48,393 --> 00:24:53,064 Here, let me get something to clean you up a bit. 643 00:24:53,065 --> 00:24:54,650 -OK. 644 00:25:02,274 --> 00:25:06,578 -Now, I mean, he's not-- he's not gonna like that very much. 645 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:07,580 -Come on, buddy. 646 00:25:07,579 --> 00:25:09,081 It's gonna be hilarious. 647 00:25:09,081 --> 00:25:11,083 -(CHUCKLING) OK. 648 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:11,584 All right. 649 00:25:12,084 --> 00:25:12,585 OK. 650 00:25:12,584 --> 00:25:13,585 -All right, let me-- give me-- 651 00:25:14,086 --> 00:25:14,587 I'm gonna grab some party favors. 652 00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:15,087 -Yeah. 653 00:25:15,087 --> 00:25:16,088 Yeah, yeah. 654 00:25:29,935 --> 00:25:31,019 Ta-da. 655 00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:31,854 -Wow. 656 00:25:31,853 --> 00:25:32,937 Oh my god. 657 00:25:32,938 --> 00:25:33,939 You sure know how to party, huh? 658 00:25:33,939 --> 00:25:34,440 -Right? 659 00:25:34,439 --> 00:25:35,440 -Yeah. 660 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,225 That's-- that's a whole tackle box. 661 00:25:37,225 --> 00:25:39,561 -We'll catch some fish with this. 662 00:25:40,062 --> 00:25:41,614 [laughter] 663 00:25:45,534 --> 00:25:46,035 -It's OK. 664 00:25:46,034 --> 00:25:47,536 Don't worry about it. 665 00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:50,406 I appreciate you trying to help me out. 666 00:25:50,405 --> 00:25:51,907 -I'll try and be more gentle. 667 00:26:01,049 --> 00:26:04,135 Have you ever broken anything before? 668 00:26:04,136 --> 00:26:08,641 -Uh, just my foot. 669 00:26:09,141 --> 00:26:13,145 I was trying to do some stupid skateboarding trick some time. 670 00:26:16,148 --> 00:26:18,567 -What did it feel like? 671 00:26:18,567 --> 00:26:22,488 -I don't even remember, really. 672 00:26:22,487 --> 00:26:24,990 -I used to watched the older kids in my neighborhood 673 00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:28,577 skateboard when I was a little girl. 674 00:26:28,577 --> 00:26:29,661 -Yeah? 675 00:26:32,164 --> 00:26:38,671 -There was this one boy that I sort of had a crush on. 676 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:41,673 He was always trying harder than all the others. 677 00:26:41,673 --> 00:26:48,680 And I remember one time he was trying to do this trick. 678 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,600 And they had set up a jump on the curb. 679 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,602 He was trying to pick up speed. 680 00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:58,723 And this SUV whipped around the corner. 681 00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:06,731 I didn't actually see it happen, but I heard it. 682 00:27:09,234 --> 00:27:13,238 The sound that it made when it hit him. 683 00:27:13,238 --> 00:27:16,241 It was so strange. 684 00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:20,245 It sounded like-- 685 00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:21,747 like branches snapping. 686 00:27:27,002 --> 00:27:29,505 It sounded like he was made out of wood. 687 00:27:35,677 --> 00:27:38,180 -So the first thing they see that allows them the 688 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:38,681 right to meet you. 689 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,681 Here you go. 690 00:27:39,681 --> 00:27:41,183 This should do it. 691 00:27:41,183 --> 00:27:42,184 -What is it? 692 00:27:42,684 --> 00:27:45,187 -Uh, I think they're Percocets. 693 00:27:45,187 --> 00:27:46,689 I think. 694 00:27:46,688 --> 00:27:48,690 But nothing a doctor wouldn't prescribe. 695 00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:50,659 So you're fine. 696 00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:52,160 In the clear. 697 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,161 [snorting] 698 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:00,369 -[whispers] 699 00:28:00,869 --> 00:28:01,837 -All right, gang. 700 00:28:01,836 --> 00:28:03,287 Let's-- let's head outside. 701 00:28:03,788 --> 00:28:04,289 -Yeah. 702 00:28:04,789 --> 00:28:05,290 -Come on. 703 00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:06,291 I want to show you something. 704 00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:08,794 -Come on, Craig. 705 00:28:08,793 --> 00:28:10,762 Come on, you got a little patched up? 706 00:28:15,634 --> 00:28:17,136 Move it, buddy. 707 00:28:17,636 --> 00:28:19,638 Ooh. 708 00:28:19,638 --> 00:28:21,106 -Killer view, right? 709 00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:22,608 -Yeah. 710 00:28:22,607 --> 00:28:24,476 -Yeah, I have a-- another place by the water in Palos 711 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:28,063 Verdes and a condo in Malibu. 712 00:28:28,063 --> 00:28:29,064 But this is all-- 713 00:28:29,064 --> 00:28:31,033 this is all Violet's baby right here. 714 00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:34,452 I just gave her the checkbook and I said, hey, whatever you 715 00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,871 create are my desires. 716 00:28:36,871 --> 00:28:37,989 And clearly she's doing it, right? 717 00:28:37,989 --> 00:28:40,575 She put together every inch of it. 718 00:28:43,578 --> 00:28:44,579 -What? 719 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,336 Oh, what the fuck? 720 00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:52,470 [laughter] 721 00:28:52,470 --> 00:28:54,055 -Fuck off. 722 00:28:56,558 --> 00:28:57,059 -Craig, wait, wait, wait, wait. 723 00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:58,060 Come here. 724 00:28:58,059 --> 00:28:58,560 Don't be like that. 725 00:28:59,010 --> 00:28:59,978 Come here, man. 726 00:29:00,512 --> 00:29:02,514 Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig. 727 00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:03,432 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 728 00:29:03,431 --> 00:29:05,733 Stop, stop, stop. 729 00:29:05,734 --> 00:29:06,735 -Oh, what are you gonna take a shit on me now? 730 00:29:06,735 --> 00:29:08,237 Get the fuck out of here. 731 00:29:08,236 --> 00:29:09,237 -Relax, man. 732 00:29:09,237 --> 00:29:10,739 That was for $300, all right? 733 00:29:10,739 --> 00:29:11,740 You would have done the same exact thing. 734 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:12,741 -Oh, yeah? 735 00:29:12,741 --> 00:29:14,109 You think so? 736 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,669 -I'm gonna rob him. 737 00:29:24,669 --> 00:29:25,753 -What? 738 00:29:25,754 --> 00:29:26,455 -This fucking idiot has got a safe-full 739 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:27,538 of cash in his office. 740 00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:29,040 I'm gonna take it. 741 00:29:34,546 --> 00:29:37,632 -Are you insane, you fucking ape? 742 00:29:37,632 --> 00:29:39,634 I just want to get out of here. 743 00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:44,639 -There is, like, $150,000 in cash in there. 744 00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:46,691 Now, for him, that's a drop in the bucket. 745 00:29:46,691 --> 00:29:49,110 But for us, that's a whole new life, man. 746 00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:50,478 Think about it. 747 00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:52,063 -I'm not gonna rob him. 748 00:29:52,063 --> 00:29:53,448 -OK, fine. 749 00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:57,702 That's fine, but the last time I checked you needed money. 750 00:29:57,702 --> 00:29:59,287 This right here, this is your opportunity. 751 00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:02,291 -Yeah, my opportunity to get arrested. 752 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:03,658 He's seen our faces. 753 00:30:03,658 --> 00:30:04,542 He knows our names. 754 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,576 -He's not calling the cops. 755 00:30:05,577 --> 00:30:06,745 He's not gonna call them. 756 00:30:06,745 --> 00:30:10,332 -That is a really crazy assumption. 757 00:30:10,582 --> 00:30:11,299 No, it's not. 758 00:30:11,299 --> 00:30:12,884 Not when you think about it. 759 00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:15,887 Any fucking cop that isn't blind is going to take one 760 00:30:15,887 --> 00:30:18,390 look at his dilated pupils and throw him in jail right 761 00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:19,391 alongside of us. 762 00:30:19,891 --> 00:30:20,892 He's not calling the cops. 763 00:30:24,979 --> 00:30:29,233 Now look, I'm doing this either way. 764 00:30:29,234 --> 00:30:33,271 Now, if you don't want to be a part of it, you should leave 765 00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,272 right fucking now. 766 00:30:40,161 --> 00:30:41,913 -Wait, wait, wait. 767 00:30:46,751 --> 00:30:50,255 What am I supposed to do? 768 00:30:50,255 --> 00:30:52,290 -Just hold the girl, all right? 769 00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:54,042 I'll take care of the rest. 770 00:30:54,259 --> 00:30:55,343 -You're not gonna hurt him, are you? 771 00:30:55,343 --> 00:30:56,177 -No. 772 00:30:56,177 --> 00:30:57,762 No, I'm not gonna fucking-- 773 00:30:57,762 --> 00:30:58,763 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): You guys jerking each other off in 774 00:30:58,763 --> 00:30:59,764 there or something? 775 00:31:00,265 --> 00:31:02,684 -Why, you want to come in here and watch? 776 00:31:02,684 --> 00:31:04,269 Nobody's getting hurt. 777 00:31:04,719 --> 00:31:06,688 Just grab violet and hold on tight. 778 00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:23,205 -You bros kiss and make up? 779 00:31:23,204 --> 00:31:24,155 -Yeah. 780 00:31:24,155 --> 00:31:24,539 -Ding, ding. 781 00:31:24,539 --> 00:31:26,124 -Ooh. 782 00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:28,410 -Violet's got all of her music hooked up with the stereo. 783 00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:31,413 So there's, like, 12,000 tunes we can listen 784 00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:32,214 to on shuffle, right? 785 00:31:32,464 --> 00:31:34,549 Play that crazy instrumental honey. 786 00:31:34,549 --> 00:31:38,169 Oh you know, it's the one with the-- with the strings. 787 00:31:38,636 --> 00:31:39,670 Ooh, or just play this one. 788 00:31:39,671 --> 00:31:41,173 This is actually the better vibe. 789 00:31:41,172 --> 00:31:42,674 Better for the vibe, actually. 790 00:31:42,674 --> 00:31:44,059 Here's your cocktail. 791 00:31:44,058 --> 00:31:45,643 Uh, are you girls done with the ladies room? 792 00:31:46,144 --> 00:31:47,312 'Cause I gotta pee. 793 00:31:47,812 --> 00:31:48,262 -Yeah. 794 00:31:48,263 --> 00:31:48,847 Yeah. 795 00:31:48,847 --> 00:31:51,016 Hey, uh, Colin-- 796 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:54,018 well, I hate to do this to you. 797 00:31:54,018 --> 00:31:55,403 -What the fuck, man? 798 00:31:55,403 --> 00:31:56,905 -I'm gonna need all the money in that safe. 799 00:31:56,905 --> 00:31:58,490 -Dude, this is fucking really stupid, all right? 800 00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,108 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 801 00:32:00,108 --> 00:32:01,610 Now, you and I are gonna wait right here. 802 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:03,077 Craig's gonna get it for us, OK? 803 00:32:03,495 --> 00:32:04,579 What's the combination? 804 00:32:04,579 --> 00:32:05,330 -Combination? 805 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:05,530 I-- 806 00:32:05,530 --> 00:32:06,498 I-- 807 00:32:06,498 --> 00:32:06,832 I don't-- 808 00:32:07,415 --> 00:32:08,917 -Look, don't fuck with me, OK? 809 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,419 -Dude, you fucking gotta chill, OK? 810 00:32:10,418 --> 00:32:12,587 We got a good party going here, all right? 811 00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:14,506 -Tell me the combination. 812 00:32:14,506 --> 00:32:17,592 -I told you, I don't know it. 813 00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:18,593 It's not locked, Vince. 814 00:32:19,093 --> 00:32:19,844 -You fucking shitting me? 815 00:32:19,844 --> 00:32:21,846 You expect me to believe that? 816 00:32:21,846 --> 00:32:22,797 -I-- 817 00:32:22,797 --> 00:32:24,299 I can't remember the numerical sequence. 818 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:25,767 OK? 819 00:32:26,301 --> 00:32:28,303 It was her birthday and then I changed it to her social. 820 00:32:28,803 --> 00:32:30,021 I can't-- it's not fucking locked. 821 00:32:30,021 --> 00:32:32,607 -It's a safe-full of cash. 822 00:32:32,607 --> 00:32:33,558 -Well, I guess I-- 823 00:32:34,108 --> 00:32:35,109 I, uh-- 824 00:32:35,109 --> 00:32:38,112 I guess trust my bros too much, huh? 825 00:32:38,112 --> 00:32:38,863 -You know what? 826 00:32:38,863 --> 00:32:41,449 Hey Craig, you're gonna handle this. 827 00:32:41,449 --> 00:32:42,450 Come here. 828 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:42,951 Just walk over to the couch. 829 00:32:42,951 --> 00:32:43,452 Come on. 830 00:32:43,952 --> 00:32:44,453 Sit down, sit down. 831 00:32:44,452 --> 00:32:45,403 Sit down. 832 00:32:45,954 --> 00:32:47,155 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): What do I do with her? 833 00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:47,739 -Just-- just put her on the couch next to him. 834 00:32:47,739 --> 00:32:48,240 -OK. 835 00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:51,242 Watch your-- 836 00:32:51,242 --> 00:32:52,744 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Don't do anything stupid. 837 00:33:09,978 --> 00:33:10,979 -Uh-huh. 838 00:33:10,979 --> 00:33:11,930 All right. 839 00:33:15,483 --> 00:33:16,484 Whoa. 840 00:33:29,497 --> 00:33:30,415 -You keep it unlocked? 841 00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:32,334 What are you, fucking stupid? 842 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,334 Come on, bro. 843 00:33:33,334 --> 00:33:34,335 Come on. 844 00:33:55,356 --> 00:33:57,308 -Ah, fucking cock. 845 00:33:57,308 --> 00:33:59,527 -What's taking so long, Craig? 846 00:33:59,527 --> 00:34:00,445 -Give me a sec. 847 00:34:12,707 --> 00:34:13,041 Let's go. 848 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:13,792 I got it. 849 00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:14,659 -You got all of it? 850 00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:14,993 -Yeah, yeah. 851 00:34:14,993 --> 00:34:15,911 Come on. 852 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:16,828 -How much was in there? 853 00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:17,329 -I don't know. 854 00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:18,246 I didn't count it. 855 00:34:18,246 --> 00:34:19,214 Let's get the fuck out of here. 856 00:34:19,213 --> 00:34:19,663 -All right. 857 00:34:20,131 --> 00:34:20,965 Yeah. 858 00:34:20,965 --> 00:34:21,749 You know what, Colin? 859 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,551 I'm also gonna need those car keys. 860 00:34:23,551 --> 00:34:25,503 -Oh, uh, I think they're on the shelf right over there. 861 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:36,814 -Fucking cool it. 862 00:34:36,814 --> 00:34:38,432 Take a fucking moment. 863 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:41,603 -I just want to say, this was not my idea. 864 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:42,521 He came up with the idea. 865 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,938 I told him it was a bad idea. 866 00:34:43,938 --> 00:34:45,156 -Shut it. 867 00:34:45,156 --> 00:34:47,608 Let's all just chill for a fucking moment, all right? 868 00:34:47,609 --> 00:34:48,527 Let's hit pause. 869 00:34:48,526 --> 00:34:49,077 -(MUFFLED) Yeah. 870 00:34:49,611 --> 00:34:50,612 -OK. 871 00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:51,446 -Want to? 872 00:34:51,446 --> 00:34:52,030 -Yeah. 873 00:34:52,030 --> 00:34:52,998 -Hey, how about we pretend? 874 00:34:53,448 --> 00:34:54,366 You want to pretend something? 875 00:34:54,365 --> 00:34:55,366 Let's-- let's pretend. 876 00:34:55,867 --> 00:34:56,785 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You're fake bullies. 877 00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:57,285 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, that's it. 878 00:34:57,869 --> 00:34:58,536 Good, Vince. 879 00:34:58,536 --> 00:34:59,120 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): OK. 880 00:35:01,923 --> 00:35:06,928 -Let's just pretend these last 15 minutes didn't 881 00:35:06,928 --> 00:35:08,430 even happen, all right? 882 00:35:08,930 --> 00:35:09,431 -What do you mean, dude? 883 00:35:09,847 --> 00:35:10,681 We just tried to rob you. 884 00:35:10,682 --> 00:35:12,133 -Yeah, that was really fucking lame. 885 00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:15,103 That was really fucking stupid. 886 00:35:15,103 --> 00:35:18,890 All right, listen, Violet and I haven't necessarily been 887 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:20,892 honest with you guys either, but we're willing to let 888 00:35:20,892 --> 00:35:22,694 bygones be bygones, all right? 889 00:35:22,694 --> 00:35:23,228 -OK. 890 00:35:23,778 --> 00:35:24,779 Bygones are bygones. 891 00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:26,898 We did not try to rob you. 892 00:35:26,898 --> 00:35:28,450 I didn't just hold a knife to your throat. 893 00:35:28,449 --> 00:35:29,483 -I know, Vince. 894 00:35:29,484 --> 00:35:31,536 I just said fucking rewind. 895 00:35:31,903 --> 00:35:32,904 That doesn't exist. 896 00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:33,822 The past-- shut the fuck up. 897 00:35:33,821 --> 00:35:35,072 The past is the past, all right? 898 00:35:35,073 --> 00:35:36,658 We're in the present. 899 00:35:36,658 --> 00:35:37,626 Didn't exist. 900 00:35:37,992 --> 00:35:39,377 Let's start over. 901 00:35:39,377 --> 00:35:40,879 Let's reset. 902 00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:42,380 I'm cool with it. 903 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,666 Are you cool with it? 904 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,084 OK. 905 00:35:46,084 --> 00:35:47,168 Guys, all right, so we're cool. 906 00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:48,670 -We're cool. 907 00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:50,055 -Let's push play. 908 00:35:50,054 --> 00:35:51,422 -You're not gonna call the cops on us? 909 00:35:51,422 --> 00:35:53,224 -I'm not gonna call the fucking cops, cross 910 00:35:53,224 --> 00:35:54,258 my heart, all right? 911 00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:59,147 -So-- what-- what the fuck is this, huh? 912 00:35:59,147 --> 00:36:00,148 What the fuck is this? 913 00:36:00,598 --> 00:36:02,483 -This is Violet's birthday, guys. 914 00:36:02,483 --> 00:36:03,517 What am I gonna get this girl? 915 00:36:03,518 --> 00:36:05,403 Look at her, she's a vision. 916 00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:06,771 My God. 917 00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:07,772 That girl's got everything. 918 00:36:07,772 --> 00:36:09,240 She can but everything she wants. 919 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,158 You gotta think outside the box, guys. 920 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:13,194 So Violet and I came up with this idea 921 00:36:13,194 --> 00:36:14,696 for an awesome night. 922 00:36:14,696 --> 00:36:16,665 -You gonna find a couple of losers, you pay them a bunch 923 00:36:16,664 --> 00:36:20,168 of money, and you laugh your asses off while they humiliate 924 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,119 themselves. 925 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:21,670 Awesome fucking night. 926 00:36:21,669 --> 00:36:22,170 Happy birthday. 927 00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:23,087 -Stop. 928 00:36:23,087 --> 00:36:23,421 Come on. 929 00:36:24,005 --> 00:36:24,455 Are you kidding me? 930 00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:25,373 You guys aren't losers. 931 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:26,457 You're fucking awesome. 932 00:36:26,457 --> 00:36:27,541 This has been a night, right? 933 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,044 This has been fucking amazing. 934 00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:32,930 This is more-- this is more like a reality game show. 935 00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:35,015 -What reality game show? 936 00:36:35,016 --> 00:36:37,719 -You know, the game shows when they gobble, 937 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,721 like, animal dicks. 938 00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:41,223 They make them do that. 939 00:36:41,222 --> 00:36:42,807 Or put their head in a bucket of snakes or eat bugs, you 940 00:36:42,807 --> 00:36:43,891 know, shit like that. 941 00:36:44,358 --> 00:36:45,809 Except this isn't TV. 942 00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:47,061 Right? 943 00:36:47,061 --> 00:36:50,615 That and there's 250,000 tax-free dollars. 944 00:36:53,451 --> 00:36:54,452 -$250,000? 945 00:36:54,452 --> 00:36:55,903 -What? 946 00:36:57,455 --> 00:36:59,374 This money's for us? 947 00:36:59,373 --> 00:37:01,408 -Yeah, down. 948 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:02,961 -Fucking down. 949 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,461 -I'm down. 950 00:37:03,961 --> 00:37:04,295 I'm down, Colin. 951 00:37:04,545 --> 00:37:05,129 I'm down. 952 00:37:05,129 --> 00:37:05,630 -Fucking stay down, Vince. 953 00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:06,131 -OK. 954 00:37:06,581 --> 00:37:07,632 OK. 955 00:37:08,132 --> 00:37:10,001 -It's cool, bro. 956 00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:11,419 It's cool. 957 00:37:13,921 --> 00:37:14,922 -You gotta win it. 958 00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,257 That's-- you know. 959 00:37:19,343 --> 00:37:21,345 You know what's funny? 960 00:37:21,846 --> 00:37:24,515 This money that was in the safe was for the fucking game. 961 00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:29,019 And we were gonna give it to you, and you guys took it. 962 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,522 You know what that's like? 963 00:37:30,521 --> 00:37:32,023 Um-- 964 00:37:32,023 --> 00:37:33,408 there's a word for it. 965 00:37:33,991 --> 00:37:34,492 -Irony? 966 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:35,326 -Thank you. 967 00:37:35,326 --> 00:37:36,661 Super irony is what it is. 968 00:37:36,661 --> 00:37:38,163 Super fucking irony. 969 00:37:38,162 --> 00:37:39,947 -What-- what do we have to do? 970 00:37:39,947 --> 00:37:42,416 -Whatever we say. 971 00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:43,951 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You're not-- you're not-- you're not 972 00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:46,954 gonna call the cops on us? 973 00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:48,956 -Call the cops on you? 974 00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:51,926 No, I'm not gonna call the fucking cops on you. 975 00:37:51,926 --> 00:37:53,961 -And we can leave whenever we want to? 976 00:37:53,961 --> 00:37:55,629 -I'd be bummed. 977 00:37:57,548 --> 00:37:59,133 I really would. 978 00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:00,635 But you're free to go. 979 00:38:01,135 --> 00:38:02,136 You're free to go. 980 00:38:07,809 --> 00:38:08,777 You wouldn't get this. 981 00:38:25,793 --> 00:38:26,794 -OK. 982 00:38:28,579 --> 00:38:30,381 But let me tell you this, no matter how much money's in 983 00:38:30,381 --> 00:38:32,383 that box, I am not sucking his dick. 984 00:38:32,383 --> 00:38:33,551 -Oh-- 985 00:38:33,551 --> 00:38:38,139 no dudes boning dudes or blowing each other. 986 00:38:38,139 --> 00:38:39,140 No. 987 00:38:39,473 --> 00:38:40,808 You just have to do whatever we say. 988 00:38:40,808 --> 00:38:41,809 Not that. 989 00:38:44,812 --> 00:38:46,314 -All right. 990 00:38:46,314 --> 00:38:48,817 So what-- what-- what-- do I gotta do? 991 00:38:48,816 --> 00:38:50,768 -All right! 992 00:38:50,768 --> 00:38:53,070 We're back. 993 00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:54,071 Good decision. 994 00:38:54,071 --> 00:38:55,573 How about this. 995 00:38:55,573 --> 00:38:57,658 $500 to whoever can hold their breath the longest. 996 00:38:57,658 --> 00:38:58,659 -That's it? 997 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:00,078 Yeah, I'm game. 998 00:39:00,077 --> 00:39:00,578 Come on. 999 00:39:00,578 --> 00:39:01,996 [ringtone] 1000 00:39:01,996 --> 00:39:03,080 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): There you go. 1001 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:03,581 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 1002 00:39:03,581 --> 00:39:04,031 I'm down. 1003 00:39:04,031 --> 00:39:05,616 I'm game. 1004 00:39:05,616 --> 00:39:07,118 I just hold my breath? 1005 00:39:07,118 --> 00:39:09,370 -Yeah, longer than he does. 1006 00:39:09,670 --> 00:39:09,837 -OK. 1007 00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:10,921 I'm going first. 1008 00:39:10,922 --> 00:39:11,923 You timing me? 1009 00:39:11,923 --> 00:39:13,041 -All right. 1010 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,041 -Yeah, you ready? 1011 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,042 -Yep. 1012 00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:16,544 -Craig, hey. 1013 00:39:16,544 --> 00:39:18,046 You said you were just going out for a drink. 1014 00:39:18,045 --> 00:39:20,264 It's 2:00 AM. 1015 00:39:21,265 --> 00:39:21,799 I'm sorry. 1016 00:39:21,799 --> 00:39:23,884 I, uh, lost track of time. 1017 00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:24,886 Enrique and I-- 1018 00:39:24,886 --> 00:39:25,887 -I-- 1019 00:39:25,887 --> 00:39:26,388 I talked to Enrique. 1020 00:39:30,391 --> 00:39:33,027 -Then I guess he told you what happened. 1021 00:39:33,561 --> 00:39:34,112 -Baby, look. 1022 00:39:34,111 --> 00:39:34,612 I'm not mad. 1023 00:39:34,612 --> 00:39:36,063 OK? 1024 00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:37,531 Just come home. 1025 00:39:40,284 --> 00:39:42,486 Just come home and we'll-- we'll figure it out. 1026 00:39:46,123 --> 00:39:47,625 Craig. 1027 00:39:49,627 --> 00:39:51,129 -I'm coming home. 1028 00:39:51,128 --> 00:39:53,631 Just give me 45 minutes. 1029 00:39:57,635 --> 00:39:59,086 Trust me. 1030 00:39:59,086 --> 00:40:00,921 -Craig, $300 to hang up the phone. 1031 00:40:00,922 --> 00:40:01,423 -Who is that? 1032 00:40:01,422 --> 00:40:02,556 -Listen-- 1033 00:40:02,556 --> 00:40:03,557 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Now it's 200. 1034 00:40:03,557 --> 00:40:04,058 AUDREY (ON PHONE): Babe-- 1035 00:40:04,558 --> 00:40:05,175 [beep] 1036 00:40:05,176 --> 00:40:07,762 -Aw, we gotta pay. 1037 00:40:08,262 --> 00:40:08,763 Oh shit, hold on. 1038 00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:10,765 Hold on. 1039 00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:11,266 Oh my god. 1040 00:40:11,265 --> 00:40:13,768 1:59, you motherfucker. 1041 00:40:13,768 --> 00:40:15,270 Holy shit. 1042 00:40:15,269 --> 00:40:17,238 Oh, you don't get a taste of this? 1043 00:40:17,238 --> 00:40:18,406 -What was that? 1044 00:40:18,406 --> 00:40:19,440 Why'd you just give him money? 1045 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,993 -I gave him $200 to hang up on his wife. 1046 00:40:21,993 --> 00:40:22,494 He did it. 1047 00:40:22,493 --> 00:40:23,577 -$200? 1048 00:40:24,161 --> 00:40:24,945 What? 1049 00:40:24,946 --> 00:40:25,864 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, yeah. 1050 00:40:25,863 --> 00:40:26,947 -All right, my turn now? 1051 00:40:26,948 --> 00:40:27,615 -Your turn, Craig. 1052 00:40:27,615 --> 00:40:29,867 Are you ready? 1053 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:31,252 -Yeah. 1054 00:40:31,252 --> 00:40:35,873 -Three, two, one, go. 1055 00:40:35,873 --> 00:40:36,841 -That's-- 1056 00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:37,508 that's not fair. 1057 00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:38,092 -What's not fair? 1058 00:40:38,592 --> 00:40:39,593 -You give-- 1059 00:40:40,094 --> 00:40:42,597 -I get to decide. 1060 00:40:43,097 --> 00:40:44,599 -All right, how much-- how much time did I have? 1061 00:40:44,598 --> 00:40:47,101 -You were one minute, 58 seconds. 1062 00:40:47,101 --> 00:40:48,603 -OK. 1063 00:40:52,723 --> 00:40:53,224 -Oh. 1064 00:40:53,724 --> 00:40:54,225 -How you doing, buddy? 1065 00:40:54,225 --> 00:40:54,726 Huh? 1066 00:40:54,725 --> 00:40:56,644 You all right? 1067 00:40:56,644 --> 00:40:58,062 You know, it actually really starts to 1068 00:40:58,062 --> 00:40:59,480 hurt after one minute. 1069 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,067 No, you know what? 1070 00:41:03,067 --> 00:41:04,535 I think he's about to blow. 1071 00:41:05,036 --> 00:41:07,455 -He actually looks better than you did at that point. 1072 00:41:07,955 --> 00:41:11,459 -Yeah, I think he's got this in the bag. 1073 00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:14,962 I saw this documentary where guys that dive for lobsters 1074 00:41:14,962 --> 00:41:16,497 can go, like, five minutes. 1075 00:41:16,497 --> 00:41:17,415 -What? 1076 00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,801 Huh, that doesn't help? 1077 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,718 What? 1078 00:41:20,718 --> 00:41:23,921 What, it's just a little poke. 1079 00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:26,974 What, huh? 1080 00:41:26,974 --> 00:41:28,008 -Oh, shit, bitch. 1081 00:41:28,009 --> 00:41:30,979 He's going to reach you. 1082 00:41:30,978 --> 00:41:37,017 53, 54, 55-- 1083 00:41:41,489 --> 00:41:43,358 oh shit! 1084 00:41:43,357 --> 00:41:44,408 -Ha, ha, ha! 1085 00:41:44,408 --> 00:41:45,359 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh! 1086 00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:46,827 -Fuck, Vince. 1087 00:41:46,827 --> 00:41:47,411 -Pay up. 1088 00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:49,413 -That got hairy. 1089 00:41:49,413 --> 00:41:51,498 -You serious? 1090 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:52,416 You pay him? 1091 00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:53,450 He just cheated. 1092 00:41:53,451 --> 00:41:55,119 -I didn't set any rules. 1093 00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:55,786 -Relax, man. 1094 00:41:55,786 --> 00:41:56,837 We're just having fun. 1095 00:41:59,507 --> 00:42:00,508 -What's next? 1096 00:42:00,508 --> 00:42:02,844 -Oh, I like that. 1097 00:42:02,843 --> 00:42:05,846 Let's go back out front, shall we? 1098 00:42:10,851 --> 00:42:12,636 This-a-way. 1099 00:42:12,636 --> 00:42:14,555 Let's go this way. 1100 00:42:23,314 --> 00:42:25,316 Look at that. 1101 00:42:25,316 --> 00:42:27,318 You see that shit? 1102 00:42:27,318 --> 00:42:28,202 -That's shit. 1103 00:42:28,702 --> 00:42:29,570 -Yes, that's what I said. 1104 00:42:29,570 --> 00:42:30,654 That shit. 1105 00:42:30,654 --> 00:42:31,905 -Wait, you-- you want us to-- 1106 00:42:31,906 --> 00:42:32,323 -No. 1107 00:42:32,323 --> 00:42:32,657 Eat it? 1108 00:42:32,656 --> 00:42:33,240 No. 1109 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,241 No, no. 1110 00:42:34,241 --> 00:42:35,209 I want you to see that shit because 1111 00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:36,043 it's part of the story. 1112 00:42:36,627 --> 00:42:38,078 You see that house over there? 1113 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:40,465 -Yeah. 1114 00:42:40,464 --> 00:42:41,966 -Those assholes always let their dog take 1115 00:42:42,466 --> 00:42:43,417 a shit on my lawn. 1116 00:42:43,834 --> 00:42:45,419 The other day I came out here to talk to the gardener. 1117 00:42:45,419 --> 00:42:48,756 I stepped in a pile of shit, wearing a brand new pair of 1118 00:42:48,756 --> 00:42:49,674 suede oxfords. 1119 00:42:49,673 --> 00:42:50,257 I was so fucking pissed. 1120 00:42:50,758 --> 00:42:51,759 They were ruined. 1121 00:42:55,312 --> 00:42:56,814 -OK, so? 1122 00:42:56,814 --> 00:43:00,017 -So I want revenge on the neighbors. 1123 00:43:00,017 --> 00:43:04,438 $800 to whoever can sit inside their house. 1124 00:43:04,772 --> 00:43:06,941 Photographic evidence required. 1125 00:43:06,941 --> 00:43:07,942 -That's crazy. 1126 00:43:07,942 --> 00:43:09,193 -All right, $1,200. 1127 00:43:09,193 --> 00:43:11,078 That's my final offer. 1128 00:43:11,078 --> 00:43:12,913 -Sure. 1129 00:43:13,414 --> 00:43:14,916 -I'm in. 1130 00:43:14,915 --> 00:43:16,583 -I like it. 1131 00:43:16,584 --> 00:43:17,668 Misfit. 1132 00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:29,931 -Craig, you-- you-- 1133 00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:32,382 you really don't want to do this, do you? 1134 00:43:32,383 --> 00:43:34,385 -No, I don't want to take a shit in this person's house, 1135 00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:35,353 but I need the money. 1136 00:43:35,352 --> 00:43:36,887 My family needs the money. 1137 00:43:36,887 --> 00:43:38,889 -You know, this-- this-- this is breaking and entering. 1138 00:43:38,889 --> 00:43:41,392 That's minimum two-year sentence, just so you know. 1139 00:43:41,392 --> 00:43:42,894 -Hey, dummy. 1140 00:43:42,893 --> 00:43:44,895 We just held them at knifepoint, and this feels a 1141 00:43:45,362 --> 00:43:46,363 million times safer. 1142 00:43:46,363 --> 00:43:48,899 You're not backing out, are you? 1143 00:43:48,899 --> 00:43:49,400 -No. 1144 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,401 No, no. 1145 00:43:50,401 --> 00:43:52,403 I'm not backing out. 1146 00:43:52,403 --> 00:43:54,405 Thanks to you and your shitty back up and the fact that you 1147 00:43:54,405 --> 00:43:57,408 never searched Violet, this stupid fucking game is the 1148 00:43:57,408 --> 00:43:58,409 only way I'm getting out of this house 1149 00:43:58,409 --> 00:43:59,410 with any real money. 1150 00:43:59,877 --> 00:44:00,828 So no, I'm not backing out. 1151 00:44:01,328 --> 00:44:02,329 -Just hold the girl. 1152 00:44:02,746 --> 00:44:04,331 I'll take care of the rest. 1153 00:44:04,331 --> 00:44:06,333 I remember that being your sole instruction to me. 1154 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,252 -I've been arrested before, OK? 1155 00:44:08,752 --> 00:44:10,254 I've been through the system. 1156 00:44:10,254 --> 00:44:11,255 I know I can handle it. 1157 00:44:11,755 --> 00:44:12,756 You, on the other hand? 1158 00:44:12,756 --> 00:44:14,258 That's all I'm saying. 1159 00:45:34,922 --> 00:45:35,923 -Good luck, man. 1160 00:45:57,695 --> 00:45:59,080 [siren] 1161 00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:03,918 -You son of a-- 1162 00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:12,677 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): You gotta-- you gotta 1163 00:46:13,177 --> 00:46:14,679 start writing lyrics. 1164 00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:16,180 You really have to. 1165 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,131 OK, then just start journaling and then later turn it into 1166 00:46:18,682 --> 00:46:21,185 something, you know what I'm saying? 1167 00:46:25,105 --> 00:46:26,690 Hey, there he is. 1168 00:46:26,690 --> 00:46:27,641 Yo, you got something for me? 1169 00:46:31,195 --> 00:46:33,481 Oh, no. 1170 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,065 Oh no, really? 1171 00:46:35,065 --> 00:46:35,899 Oh my god. 1172 00:46:35,899 --> 00:46:36,950 Look at-- you did it. 1173 00:46:36,950 --> 00:46:37,901 I can't-- baby, you want to see this? 1174 00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:39,903 -I'm good. 1175 00:46:39,903 --> 00:46:42,122 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): What is that? 1176 00:46:42,573 --> 00:46:43,657 What is that? 1177 00:46:43,657 --> 00:46:45,125 -All right, you know what? 1178 00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:47,744 So Craig, yeah, he took a shit in your neighbor's house. 1179 00:46:47,745 --> 00:46:48,713 Big fucking deal. 1180 00:46:49,246 --> 00:46:50,714 This little fucker's still gonna crap in your yard. 1181 00:46:50,714 --> 00:46:53,750 How about I take care of the actual problem 1182 00:46:53,751 --> 00:46:56,837 permanently, huh? 1183 00:46:56,837 --> 00:46:58,756 How much for that? 1184 00:46:58,756 --> 00:47:00,258 Five, $6,000? 1185 00:47:00,758 --> 00:47:03,844 -Uh, how about, uh, nothing? 1186 00:47:03,844 --> 00:47:06,347 Does that figure suit you OK? 1187 00:47:06,847 --> 00:47:07,931 -What? 1188 00:47:07,931 --> 00:47:10,016 -I'm not gonna pay you to kill a helpless dog. 1189 00:47:10,434 --> 00:47:11,402 -Yeah, but-- 1190 00:47:11,402 --> 00:47:12,937 -What kind of sick birthday present would that be? 1191 00:47:13,487 --> 00:47:15,155 It's er birthday, Vince. 1192 00:47:15,155 --> 00:47:16,323 -So I-- 1193 00:47:16,907 --> 00:47:18,609 I just did all of that for-- for nothing? 1194 00:47:18,609 --> 00:47:19,660 VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): Oh, cutie. 1195 00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:22,163 Oh, you are cute, aren't you? 1196 00:47:24,365 --> 00:47:26,367 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That was really not fucking cool, what 1197 00:47:26,367 --> 00:47:27,869 you just did, man. 1198 00:47:27,868 --> 00:47:29,370 You could have really fucked me up over there. 1199 00:47:29,370 --> 00:47:30,454 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): You fucking punched me in the stomach 1200 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:31,505 before, man. 1201 00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:33,006 You fucking pissed on me out there. 1202 00:47:33,006 --> 00:47:34,007 -That is not the same thing. 1203 00:47:34,007 --> 00:47:34,508 -How is that not the same thing? 1204 00:47:35,008 --> 00:47:35,926 Think about it. 1205 00:47:35,926 --> 00:47:37,511 -Get your fucking finger out of my face, man. 1206 00:47:45,602 --> 00:47:47,104 -Come on, guys. 1207 00:47:47,104 --> 00:47:48,022 Ease up. 1208 00:47:48,021 --> 00:47:50,106 It's supposed to be a celebration. 1209 00:47:50,107 --> 00:47:51,558 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): What are we doing next, huh? 1210 00:47:51,558 --> 00:47:53,060 -Keeping it moving, I like that. 1211 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,061 How about-- 1212 00:47:54,061 --> 00:47:55,029 -Where's my money? 1213 00:47:55,028 --> 00:47:56,980 -Oh, shit. 1214 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,532 My bad. 1215 00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:10,577 100, 200, 300-- 1216 00:48:10,577 --> 00:48:12,079 -I think we all know how this ends. 1217 00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:14,081 Can we just fast forward this part, please? 1218 00:48:22,089 --> 00:48:24,592 -As promised. 1219 00:48:25,092 --> 00:48:26,093 -What are we doing next, huh? 1220 00:48:31,098 --> 00:48:32,600 -I got it. 1221 00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:37,604 $300 to whoever can make me a vodka tonic first. 1222 00:48:38,105 --> 00:48:39,106 Three, two, one, go. 1223 00:48:45,496 --> 00:48:47,999 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): One vodka tonic coming right up, sir. 1224 00:48:47,998 --> 00:48:50,501 Hey, uh, could you toss me one of those limes, brother? 1225 00:48:53,837 --> 00:48:55,172 All right. 1226 00:49:04,348 --> 00:49:05,349 -You OK? 1227 00:49:11,855 --> 00:49:12,856 You're really tense. 1228 00:49:18,612 --> 00:49:20,614 All coiled up. 1229 00:49:20,614 --> 00:49:22,116 So many knots. 1230 00:49:25,619 --> 00:49:28,122 I think you'd feel better if you let me fuck you. 1231 00:49:32,576 --> 00:49:33,877 -What? 1232 00:49:33,877 --> 00:49:35,879 What did she just say? 1233 00:49:35,879 --> 00:49:37,330 -Still waiting on that drink, Vince. 1234 00:49:41,168 --> 00:49:44,254 -Would you like that, Craig? 1235 00:49:44,755 --> 00:49:46,257 Would you like to fuck me? 1236 00:49:46,757 --> 00:49:48,642 -Are you hearing this right now? 1237 00:49:48,642 --> 00:49:50,144 -Yeah, I am. 1238 00:49:52,563 --> 00:49:53,514 What's the matter, Craig? 1239 00:49:54,014 --> 00:49:55,766 Why don't you want to fuck my wife? 1240 00:50:01,522 --> 00:50:02,523 She's hot, isn't she? 1241 00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,408 Don't you want to fuck her? 1242 00:50:04,408 --> 00:50:07,411 -You don't care? 1243 00:50:07,411 --> 00:50:08,862 -Why would I? 1244 00:50:08,862 --> 00:50:10,330 -It's cool. 1245 00:50:10,330 --> 00:50:11,865 We have an open relationship. 1246 00:50:11,865 --> 00:50:13,367 -Yeah, that's-- 1247 00:50:13,367 --> 00:50:15,452 great, but my wife and I don't. 1248 00:50:15,953 --> 00:50:16,454 So-- 1249 00:50:16,954 --> 00:50:17,455 -Hey, um, I-- 1250 00:50:17,454 --> 00:50:18,839 I'd fuck you, Violet. 1251 00:50:22,626 --> 00:50:25,262 -Please, Craig? 1252 00:50:25,762 --> 00:50:26,796 I really want to. 1253 00:50:26,797 --> 00:50:30,301 -Look, uh, you're a lovely, you know, woman. 1254 00:50:30,801 --> 00:50:31,635 I'm flattered, really. 1255 00:50:31,635 --> 00:50:32,553 But I-- 1256 00:50:32,553 --> 00:50:33,554 I just can't do that. 1257 00:50:33,554 --> 00:50:34,722 -Come on, Craig. 1258 00:50:34,721 --> 00:50:35,305 It's her birthday. 1259 00:50:35,689 --> 00:50:37,057 -Guys, I'm married. 1260 00:50:37,057 --> 00:50:38,058 It's not going to happen. 1261 00:50:38,058 --> 00:50:42,029 -Well, how about if I paid you to fuck her? 1262 00:50:42,029 --> 00:50:44,448 Would it be cool then? 1263 00:50:45,032 --> 00:50:46,033 -Paid me? 1264 00:50:46,033 --> 00:50:48,035 -Yeah, how about, uh, $2,000? 1265 00:50:48,535 --> 00:50:50,454 -This is some weird-ass shit, man. 1266 00:50:56,076 --> 00:50:57,077 -I can't believe I'm saying this. 1267 00:50:57,544 --> 00:50:58,829 Uh-- 1268 00:50:58,829 --> 00:51:00,831 how about 4,500? 1269 00:51:01,298 --> 00:51:03,717 How does that number sound? 1270 00:51:03,717 --> 00:51:05,219 When I put the money in the wallet for-- for-- for 1271 00:51:05,218 --> 00:51:09,222 punching that dude, I saw the eviction notice. 1272 00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:12,142 Sorry for reading it, but shit, I mean, 1273 00:51:12,726 --> 00:51:14,011 it was right there. 1274 00:51:14,011 --> 00:51:16,480 -Oh my god. 1275 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,598 -Please, Craig. 1276 00:51:34,665 --> 00:51:36,700 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Obviously the guy doesn't want to. 1277 00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,584 OK? 1278 00:51:37,584 --> 00:51:39,086 I mean, cut-- cut-- cut him a break. 1279 00:51:39,086 --> 00:51:40,087 I'll fuck her for free, man. 1280 00:51:40,087 --> 00:51:41,589 -Cool it, Vince. 1281 00:51:41,588 --> 00:51:42,589 It's not gonna happen. 1282 00:51:42,589 --> 00:51:43,090 She's into married dudes. 1283 00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:44,592 What can I say? 1284 00:51:44,591 --> 00:51:45,792 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That's some fucking bullshit. 1285 00:51:51,848 --> 00:51:54,351 -$4,500? 1286 00:51:54,351 --> 00:51:55,352 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): All that. 1287 00:51:58,355 --> 00:51:59,356 -I love my wife. 1288 00:51:59,773 --> 00:52:02,609 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Why don't you prove it, man? 1289 00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:05,529 Show her. 1290 00:52:05,529 --> 00:52:06,947 Get your family off the street. 1291 00:52:09,650 --> 00:52:11,285 Pay your rent, Craig. 1292 00:52:21,578 --> 00:52:23,413 Oh, that shit's hot. 1293 00:53:04,588 --> 00:53:06,790 -I'm gonna fucking come. 1294 00:53:06,790 --> 00:53:08,875 -I'm coming too, baby. 1295 00:53:09,209 --> 00:53:11,094 -Oh my god. 1296 00:53:11,094 --> 00:53:12,012 -Oh, fuck. 1297 00:53:12,012 --> 00:53:13,263 -Aw. 1298 00:53:19,553 --> 00:53:22,689 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, fuck. 1299 00:53:22,689 --> 00:53:25,725 Oh-- 1300 00:53:25,726 --> 00:53:29,730 [panting] 1301 00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:30,731 -Shit. 1302 00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:36,653 -What the fuck? 1303 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:42,793 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): -Ah, shit. 1304 00:53:42,793 --> 00:53:43,794 Oh fuck, baby. 1305 00:54:00,927 --> 00:54:02,429 Well fuck, man. 1306 00:54:02,429 --> 00:54:04,481 Things get a little sticky there, boys. 1307 00:54:04,481 --> 00:54:08,769 I might, uh, have to go downstairs and make a quick 1308 00:54:08,769 --> 00:54:11,655 wardrobe change. 1309 00:54:11,655 --> 00:54:12,656 Hoo. 1310 00:54:14,658 --> 00:54:15,659 Ahh. 1311 00:54:16,159 --> 00:54:18,945 We'll keep the game going. 1312 00:54:19,246 --> 00:54:20,330 Back in a flash, boys. 1313 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:35,379 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You did not deserve that. 1314 00:54:35,378 --> 00:54:37,380 Not one bit. 1315 00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:39,883 [ringtone] 1316 00:54:43,887 --> 00:54:46,390 -I'm done. 1317 00:54:46,389 --> 00:54:49,859 -What do you mean done? 1318 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:53,397 -I'm going home. 1319 00:54:53,396 --> 00:54:54,397 -Good. 1320 00:54:54,397 --> 00:54:55,899 Glad to see you go. 1321 00:55:03,907 --> 00:55:05,409 -Ah, shit. 1322 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:17,888 -See you in five years, huh, buddy? 1323 00:55:17,888 --> 00:55:19,390 Don't forget to write. 1324 00:55:41,778 --> 00:55:43,363 -All right, bitches. 1325 00:55:43,864 --> 00:55:45,366 You ready to make some real money? 1326 00:55:45,365 --> 00:55:46,366 -Oh, yeah. 1327 00:55:46,366 --> 00:55:47,367 That's what I'm talking about. 1328 00:55:47,367 --> 00:55:47,784 -Hm, would you like that? 1329 00:55:48,118 --> 00:55:48,702 Craig? 1330 00:55:49,202 --> 00:55:49,703 Where's Craig? 1331 00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:50,704 -Oh, no. 1332 00:55:50,704 --> 00:55:52,289 He peaced. 1333 00:55:52,289 --> 00:55:53,791 Yeah. 1334 00:55:53,790 --> 00:55:54,874 No, I think cheating on his wife really freaked him out. 1335 00:55:58,211 --> 00:55:59,796 Where's she going? 1336 00:56:45,558 --> 00:56:46,592 -He's gone. 1337 00:56:46,593 --> 00:56:49,012 -Well-- 1338 00:56:49,012 --> 00:56:51,097 well, what's the problem, huh? 1339 00:56:51,097 --> 00:56:54,183 I mean, I'm still here, right? 1340 00:56:54,184 --> 00:56:56,069 We-- we can keep going, can't we? 1341 00:56:56,069 --> 00:56:57,070 -No. 1342 00:56:59,072 --> 00:57:00,523 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Wow. 1343 00:57:00,523 --> 00:57:04,193 I'm feeling a little unloved right now, buddy. 1344 00:57:04,494 --> 00:57:05,278 -No, no, no. 1345 00:57:05,278 --> 00:57:06,780 You're boss, bro. 1346 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:10,951 It's just that we-- we-- we hate breaking up the crew. 1347 00:57:10,951 --> 00:57:12,953 -That guy hasn't been part of the crew since fucking high 1348 00:57:12,953 --> 00:57:14,955 school, all right? 1349 00:57:15,455 --> 00:57:18,458 Come on, let's keep this going, huh? 1350 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:20,927 What do you want me to do next? 1351 00:57:21,428 --> 00:57:22,429 Huh? 1352 00:57:31,438 --> 00:57:32,439 -Follow me. 1353 00:57:39,946 --> 00:57:41,448 Cut your pinkie off. 1354 00:57:46,453 --> 00:57:47,154 Is that not cool? 1355 00:57:47,153 --> 00:57:48,655 -Fuck you. 1356 00:57:48,655 --> 00:57:52,242 -Do or you don't, it doesn't matter to me. 1357 00:57:52,242 --> 00:57:54,711 It's your pinkie. 1358 00:57:54,711 --> 00:57:57,130 You use it for, like, nothing. 1359 00:57:57,714 --> 00:57:59,216 -What's the iron for? 1360 00:57:59,215 --> 00:58:00,633 -To cauterize the wound. 1361 00:58:03,503 --> 00:58:05,088 -How much is this worth? 1362 00:58:05,088 --> 00:58:07,674 -How much? 1363 00:58:07,674 --> 00:58:09,176 Yeah. 1364 00:58:09,676 --> 00:58:11,678 How much, he wants to know. 1365 00:58:16,149 --> 00:58:18,852 Let's think about it. 1366 00:58:19,319 --> 00:58:20,353 Let's say-- 1367 00:58:25,859 --> 00:58:34,167 $25,000. 1368 00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:37,837 -$25,000? 1369 00:58:37,837 --> 00:58:39,922 To cut off my pinkie? 1370 00:58:47,430 --> 00:58:47,931 OK, I'll do it. 1371 00:58:47,931 --> 00:58:48,215 -Really? 1372 00:58:48,515 --> 00:58:49,599 -Yeah. 1373 00:58:53,103 --> 00:58:56,106 -That's cool. 1374 00:58:56,106 --> 00:58:56,523 OK. 1375 00:58:56,523 --> 00:58:57,974 -Yeah, I'll cut off my pinkie. 1376 00:58:57,974 --> 00:58:59,025 -Awesome. 1377 00:58:59,025 --> 00:59:01,528 -For $25,000. 1378 00:59:02,028 --> 00:59:03,029 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): I'll do it for 23. 1379 00:59:05,949 --> 00:59:07,951 -Oh, shit. 1380 00:59:07,951 --> 00:59:09,536 What the fuck? 1381 00:59:09,536 --> 00:59:10,570 Are you shitting me? 1382 00:59:13,323 --> 00:59:14,407 Where the fuck have you been? 1383 00:59:14,407 --> 00:59:16,409 What are you, like, a ninja? 1384 00:59:16,409 --> 00:59:20,330 -I'll cut my pinkie off for $23,000. 1385 00:59:20,330 --> 00:59:22,132 -What the fuck is wrong with you, Craig? 1386 00:59:22,132 --> 00:59:23,216 -You don't get it, do you? 1387 00:59:23,216 --> 00:59:24,718 -No. 1388 00:59:24,717 --> 00:59:25,718 Look, you've already got your rent money, all right? 1389 00:59:25,718 --> 00:59:28,721 Let somebody else have a shot. 1390 00:59:28,721 --> 00:59:31,724 -That 4,500 takes care of my eviction problems, but only 1391 00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:32,225 this month. 1392 00:59:32,725 --> 00:59:33,726 What about next month? 1393 00:59:33,726 --> 00:59:35,428 My wife and I are both unemployed. 1394 00:59:35,428 --> 00:59:36,429 How do I pay my rent? 1395 00:59:36,429 --> 00:59:37,730 How do I feed my kid? 1396 00:59:37,730 --> 00:59:40,516 23 grand gives me some-- some breathing room. 1397 00:59:41,017 --> 00:59:44,020 So if I gotta cut my pinkie off for that, 1398 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:46,022 fuck it, I'll do it. 1399 00:59:46,022 --> 00:59:47,524 -That's right, Craig. 1400 00:59:48,024 --> 00:59:49,025 You gotta think about the future. 1401 00:59:49,526 --> 00:59:49,943 -Yeah. 1402 00:59:49,943 --> 00:59:50,827 No, no. 1403 00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:52,779 But wait, wait-- what about me, huh? 1404 00:59:52,779 --> 00:59:55,282 Every time I go to work, I'm this close-- 1405 00:59:55,832 --> 00:59:57,834 this fucking close to be thrown back in jail. 1406 00:59:58,118 --> 00:59:58,869 And I don't make that much money. 1407 00:59:59,452 --> 01:00:01,454 Not for what I fucking do. 1408 01:00:01,454 --> 01:00:03,539 -Nobody told you to drop out of high school. 1409 01:00:03,873 --> 01:00:06,209 You could have done anything you wanted, but you didn't 1410 01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:07,210 want to work for it. 1411 01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,713 Your life is exactly what you made it. 1412 01:00:12,348 --> 01:00:13,850 -Wow. 1413 01:00:15,852 --> 01:00:16,686 Fuck you. 1414 01:00:22,692 --> 01:00:26,229 I'll do it for 22. 1415 01:00:26,529 --> 01:00:27,613 -21. 1416 01:00:31,651 --> 01:00:33,153 -20. 1417 01:00:33,153 --> 01:00:37,290 And if you say another fucking word, I will knock you out. 1418 01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:38,291 -19. 1419 01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:42,244 -I said shut your fucking mouth. 1420 01:00:42,245 --> 01:00:43,747 18. 1421 01:00:53,473 --> 01:00:53,890 -All right. 1422 01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:56,676 -$15,000. 1423 01:00:56,676 --> 01:00:59,596 -Are you fucking crazy, man? 1424 01:00:59,596 --> 01:01:02,099 You're gonna cut off your pinkie for $15,000? 1425 01:01:02,098 --> 01:01:03,600 That's a finger. 1426 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,851 -It's not like it's gone forever. 1427 01:01:05,351 --> 01:01:09,355 Even if costs me six grand to sew it back on, that's still 1428 01:01:09,355 --> 01:01:10,823 9,000 more dollars than when I woke up this morning. 1429 01:01:11,357 --> 01:01:11,858 -All right. 1430 01:01:11,858 --> 01:01:12,776 Fine, man. 1431 01:01:12,775 --> 01:01:14,360 If you want to mutilate yourself for 1432 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,363 $15,000, go right ahead. 1433 01:01:17,363 --> 01:01:18,865 -All right. 1434 01:01:18,865 --> 01:01:20,367 Let's, uh-- 1435 01:01:20,867 --> 01:01:23,336 let's get it ready. 1436 01:01:23,336 --> 01:01:24,370 Uh, OK. 1437 01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:25,371 This one, right? 1438 01:01:25,371 --> 01:01:26,372 -Oh, wait. 1439 01:01:26,372 --> 01:01:27,373 Could we do-- because I use that-- 1440 01:01:27,373 --> 01:01:27,874 -Sure. 1441 01:01:27,874 --> 01:01:28,375 Yeah. 1442 01:01:28,374 --> 01:01:29,375 Your choice. 1443 01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:29,876 -Thank you. 1444 01:01:30,376 --> 01:01:30,877 That's nice of you. 1445 01:01:30,877 --> 01:01:31,378 -There you go. 1446 01:01:31,878 --> 01:01:32,379 Care to do the honors? 1447 01:01:32,378 --> 01:01:33,379 -It would be my pleasure. 1448 01:01:33,379 --> 01:01:34,380 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1449 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:35,381 You-- 1450 01:01:35,381 --> 01:01:36,382 you don't want to do it, Colin? 1451 01:01:36,382 --> 01:01:37,216 -Sorry, dude. 1452 01:01:37,217 --> 01:01:38,769 Too gross. 1453 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,022 -Let's put that right there. 1454 01:01:42,021 --> 01:01:43,022 OK? 1455 01:01:43,022 --> 01:01:44,023 I'm going to count to three. 1456 01:01:44,524 --> 01:01:45,025 One-- 1457 01:01:45,024 --> 01:01:46,025 -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1458 01:01:46,025 --> 01:01:46,526 Jesus Christ. 1459 01:01:46,526 --> 01:01:47,027 Hold on. 1460 01:01:50,530 --> 01:01:51,448 OK, I'm ready. 1461 01:01:51,447 --> 01:01:52,365 Are you ready? 1462 01:01:52,365 --> 01:01:52,899 -One. 1463 01:01:52,899 --> 01:01:53,900 -No, no, no. 1464 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:54,867 Not yet. 1465 01:01:54,867 --> 01:01:55,901 Just are you ready? 1466 01:01:55,902 --> 01:01:58,238 -Yes, I'm ready. 1467 01:01:58,238 --> 01:02:00,824 Are you ready? 1468 01:02:00,823 --> 01:02:02,792 -Are you sure you don't want to do this instead of him? 1469 01:02:03,326 --> 01:02:05,328 -Sorry, bro. 1470 01:02:05,328 --> 01:02:06,329 -OK. 1471 01:02:06,329 --> 01:02:09,833 OK, OK, OK. 1472 01:02:09,832 --> 01:02:10,333 Go. 1473 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:11,334 -One-- 1474 01:02:11,334 --> 01:02:11,751 -Wait. 1475 01:02:11,751 --> 01:02:12,835 -What? 1476 01:02:12,835 --> 01:02:15,338 -I gotta check to make sure the iron's hot. 1477 01:02:15,338 --> 01:02:15,839 OK. 1478 01:02:16,339 --> 01:02:16,806 I-- 1479 01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:17,757 I don't want blood everywhere. 1480 01:02:17,757 --> 01:02:18,758 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): Jesus Christ. 1481 01:02:19,342 --> 01:02:19,843 -We're good to go. 1482 01:02:19,842 --> 01:02:20,843 -OK. 1483 01:02:20,843 --> 01:02:23,346 For real this time, all right? 1484 01:02:23,346 --> 01:02:25,315 -Oh yeah. 1485 01:02:25,315 --> 01:02:27,267 -Do it, Vince. 1486 01:02:27,267 --> 01:02:28,401 -One, two, three. 1487 01:02:28,401 --> 01:02:29,352 -Oh shit, bro. 1488 01:02:29,686 --> 01:02:32,072 You can't puss out on us now. 1489 01:02:32,071 --> 01:02:33,439 -I need something for the pain. 1490 01:02:33,439 --> 01:02:34,273 -What are you talking about? 1491 01:02:34,274 --> 01:02:34,858 He hasn't even done it yet. 1492 01:02:35,358 --> 01:02:36,276 -No, no. 1493 01:02:36,276 --> 01:02:37,944 Something to take away the pain, to numb it, to keep me 1494 01:02:37,944 --> 01:02:39,446 from feeling anything in the first place. 1495 01:02:39,445 --> 01:02:40,696 -Oh, uh-- 1496 01:02:40,697 --> 01:02:42,082 you still got those pills I gave you? 1497 01:02:42,081 --> 01:02:43,199 -Yeah, one of them. 1498 01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:44,167 Somewhere. 1499 01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:45,335 -Well, give it to me. 1500 01:02:45,335 --> 01:02:46,286 I'll crush it up. 1501 01:02:46,286 --> 01:02:47,287 You can rail it. 1502 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:48,204 You won't feel a fucking thing. 1503 01:02:48,204 --> 01:02:49,205 -It's in here somewhere. 1504 01:02:49,205 --> 01:02:51,874 Hold on. 1505 01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:53,376 -There it is. 1506 01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:54,427 It's done. 1507 01:02:54,427 --> 01:02:56,429 And I hope it hurt. 1508 01:02:56,429 --> 01:02:58,264 -Oh, shit. 1509 01:02:58,264 --> 01:02:59,215 Fuck. 1510 01:02:59,215 --> 01:03:00,216 You OK, Craig? 1511 01:03:08,391 --> 01:03:09,893 [screaming] 1512 01:03:21,487 --> 01:03:21,988 -Let go. 1513 01:03:22,488 --> 01:03:23,456 Just let go of your arm. 1514 01:03:23,456 --> 01:03:23,823 -Here. 1515 01:03:23,823 --> 01:03:24,907 Fucking here. 1516 01:03:24,907 --> 01:03:25,408 -Come on, there we go. 1517 01:03:25,908 --> 01:03:27,376 Go, go, go, go, go. 1518 01:03:27,377 --> 01:03:27,878 Get it. 1519 01:03:28,378 --> 01:03:29,379 Get it. 1520 01:03:29,379 --> 01:03:29,880 Get it. 1521 01:03:29,879 --> 01:03:30,797 -Fuck. 1522 01:03:30,797 --> 01:03:31,881 -What are you waiting for? 1523 01:03:31,881 --> 01:03:33,966 -It's still fucking attached. 1524 01:03:33,966 --> 01:03:34,884 All the way off. 1525 01:03:34,884 --> 01:03:36,803 That's the fucking deal, bro. 1526 01:03:36,803 --> 01:03:38,888 -Are you fucking kidding me? 1527 01:03:38,888 --> 01:03:40,390 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Get the knife. 1528 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,058 -Fuck that. 1529 01:03:44,060 --> 01:03:45,061 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, fuck. 1530 01:03:45,561 --> 01:03:46,562 [screaming] 1531 01:03:51,067 --> 01:03:52,485 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck yeah, motherfucker. 1532 01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:56,405 Yeah, motherfucker. 1533 01:03:56,856 --> 01:04:00,360 Yeah, motherfucker. 1534 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,529 Fuck yeah, motherfucker. 1535 01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:08,919 [crying] 1536 01:04:22,765 --> 01:04:23,633 -Fuck, dude. 1537 01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:25,635 You fucking did it. 1538 01:04:26,102 --> 01:04:28,972 How's it feel to be $15,000 richer? 1539 01:04:28,971 --> 01:04:32,308 -Do me a favor. 1540 01:04:32,308 --> 01:04:35,311 Let me see it. 1541 01:04:35,812 --> 01:04:38,315 I want to see the money. 1542 01:04:38,314 --> 01:04:39,816 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck, that's not a favor. 1543 01:04:39,816 --> 01:04:41,284 You earned it, man. 1544 01:04:46,372 --> 01:04:47,874 Fuck yes. 1545 01:04:47,874 --> 01:04:48,458 Here. 1546 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,409 Fuck yeah. 1547 01:04:49,409 --> 01:04:50,961 Fuck yeah. 1548 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,414 Five, 10, $15,000, motherfucker. 1549 01:04:55,415 --> 01:04:56,917 Shit. 1550 01:04:56,916 --> 01:04:59,419 That's fucking great. 1551 01:04:59,419 --> 01:05:01,421 Right on, bro. 1552 01:05:01,421 --> 01:05:02,889 Yeah. 1553 01:05:16,936 --> 01:05:18,654 What's that sound? 1554 01:05:18,654 --> 01:05:20,689 [gagging] 1555 01:05:20,690 --> 01:05:23,193 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): There it was again. 1556 01:05:23,192 --> 01:05:25,111 [gagging] 1557 01:05:25,111 --> 01:05:26,696 -Oh, I think I just heard it. 1558 01:05:26,696 --> 01:05:28,164 -Good. 1559 01:05:28,164 --> 01:05:30,116 I thought I was going fucking crazy. 1560 01:05:30,116 --> 01:05:32,085 -No, I heard it that time. 1561 01:05:32,084 --> 01:05:34,036 VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): I think it's coming from over here. 1562 01:05:40,710 --> 01:05:47,767 -Guys, do you know where my finger is? 1563 01:05:47,767 --> 01:05:48,768 VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): Uh-oh. 1564 01:05:48,768 --> 01:05:49,969 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): What's wrong? 1565 01:05:49,969 --> 01:05:52,305 -Oh, the dog's dead. 1566 01:05:52,305 --> 01:05:53,439 -What the fuck? 1567 01:05:53,439 --> 01:05:54,523 What-- 1568 01:05:54,524 --> 01:05:56,026 how'd that happen? 1569 01:05:59,529 --> 01:06:02,032 Oh, no. 1570 01:06:02,532 --> 01:06:03,033 What the fuck? 1571 01:06:03,449 --> 01:06:06,035 -Oh, it choked on Craig's finger. 1572 01:06:12,959 --> 01:06:14,461 -All right, I'll take care of this. 1573 01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:15,711 Go check on him. 1574 01:06:22,668 --> 01:06:24,170 -Fuck. 1575 01:06:27,974 --> 01:06:29,476 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): That's fucking weird. 1576 01:06:39,936 --> 01:06:44,824 -Good luck reattaching that crew toy now, huh? 1577 01:06:44,824 --> 01:06:48,277 -You're a real piece of shit, you know that? 1578 01:06:52,498 --> 01:06:53,582 -Yeah. 1579 01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:58,955 At least I didn't steal $25,000 from my friend. 1580 01:06:58,955 --> 01:07:02,292 -I need that money for my family. 1581 01:07:05,294 --> 01:07:08,881 You'd just blow it on hookers and drugs. 1582 01:07:08,881 --> 01:07:10,466 I know you. 1583 01:07:10,466 --> 01:07:11,968 -Yeah, I know you too, Craig. 1584 01:07:11,968 --> 01:07:15,772 -I'm not that person anymore. 1585 01:07:15,771 --> 01:07:17,856 I have responsibilities. 1586 01:07:17,857 --> 01:07:19,359 I have a life to live. 1587 01:07:19,358 --> 01:07:24,363 You don't have shit to do but waste the world's oxygen. 1588 01:07:24,363 --> 01:07:26,365 You're a fucking loser. 1589 01:07:26,866 --> 01:07:30,486 You know that, Vince? 1590 01:07:30,486 --> 01:07:30,870 -No. 1591 01:07:30,870 --> 01:07:32,955 Yeah, I do. 1592 01:07:32,955 --> 01:07:34,457 I know I'm a loser. 1593 01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:39,963 See, I've always known that. 1594 01:07:39,962 --> 01:07:43,299 But you, you really surprised me, Craig. 1595 01:07:43,299 --> 01:07:46,302 You see, because you had parents that loved you. 1596 01:07:46,302 --> 01:07:49,138 And they took care of you. 1597 01:07:49,138 --> 01:07:54,143 They sent you to college and got you an education. 1598 01:07:54,143 --> 01:07:56,929 But look how you fucking turned out. 1599 01:07:56,929 --> 01:07:58,931 I mean, you obviously didn't make it as a writer. 1600 01:07:58,931 --> 01:08:01,817 I mean, hell, you can't even keep a job changing oil at a 1601 01:08:02,318 --> 01:08:03,319 fucking car shop. 1602 01:08:05,321 --> 01:08:10,326 You had to fuck another woman and mutilate yourself just to 1603 01:08:10,326 --> 01:08:11,828 keep your family off the street. 1604 01:08:11,827 --> 01:08:12,828 So who's-- 1605 01:08:12,828 --> 01:08:15,331 who's the bigger loser? 1606 01:08:15,331 --> 01:08:16,833 Huh? 1607 01:08:25,091 --> 01:08:26,542 -Oh, you guys are still here. 1608 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:28,094 -Fuck, that smells good. 1609 01:08:28,094 --> 01:08:28,595 -Doesn't it? 1610 01:08:29,095 --> 01:08:29,596 -Yeah. 1611 01:08:29,595 --> 01:08:30,096 -You hungry? 1612 01:08:30,596 --> 01:08:31,097 -I could eat. 1613 01:08:31,097 --> 01:08:32,599 -Then let's do it. 1614 01:08:32,598 --> 01:08:34,049 Join me. 1615 01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:36,219 Let's gain sustenance, shall we? 1616 01:08:38,721 --> 01:08:41,807 You know what, honey, that bottle we've been saving. 1617 01:08:46,028 --> 01:08:48,030 Ah-- 1618 01:08:48,030 --> 01:08:51,650 this particular dish pairs well with a 1619 01:08:51,651 --> 01:08:55,655 $10,000 bottle of tequila. 1620 01:08:55,655 --> 01:08:58,158 Asuckamadee, Pancho Villa. 1621 01:09:00,793 --> 01:09:04,330 -What the fuck? 1622 01:09:04,330 --> 01:09:05,832 What? 1623 01:09:08,334 --> 01:09:09,802 -Oh, no. 1624 01:09:09,802 --> 01:09:10,803 Oh, no. 1625 01:09:11,303 --> 01:09:14,139 -Moments ago you were raving about the smell. 1626 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:15,591 -Why-- why did you-- 1627 01:09:15,975 --> 01:09:17,009 -Make it? 1628 01:09:17,009 --> 01:09:18,561 So you could eat it, obviously. 1629 01:09:18,561 --> 01:09:21,564 -Yeah, but I thought you guys were dog people. 1630 01:09:21,564 --> 01:09:22,565 -No, no. 1631 01:09:22,565 --> 01:09:24,183 I just don't want to kill a helpless animal. 1632 01:09:24,183 --> 01:09:26,235 But I mean, it's already dead, so-- 1633 01:09:26,235 --> 01:09:27,353 you're not vegetarians, are you? 1634 01:09:27,903 --> 01:09:28,437 -Oh my god. 1635 01:09:28,938 --> 01:09:29,939 I think I just became one. 1636 01:09:29,939 --> 01:09:32,442 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Tastes like chicken, really. 1637 01:09:32,441 --> 01:09:33,442 -But it's not a chicken. 1638 01:09:33,442 --> 01:09:34,443 It's a dog. 1639 01:09:34,944 --> 01:09:36,028 -Don't be so limited, bro. 1640 01:09:36,612 --> 01:09:38,614 I've seen dog on menus throughout the world. 1641 01:09:38,614 --> 01:09:39,832 You need to get out. 1642 01:09:39,832 --> 01:09:41,917 -Is it even safe to eat? 1643 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:43,419 -Yes. 1644 01:09:43,419 --> 01:09:45,838 Cooked all the way through, internal temperature of 165. 1645 01:09:45,838 --> 01:09:48,374 I've got a meat thermometer. 1646 01:09:48,374 --> 01:09:51,460 So what's the offer? 1647 01:09:53,462 --> 01:10:01,770 $50,000 to whoever finishes their portion first. 1648 01:10:01,771 --> 01:10:03,690 $50,000. 1649 01:10:03,689 --> 01:10:07,226 That's probably more than you guys make in a year, right? 1650 01:10:07,727 --> 01:10:08,561 Think about that. 1651 01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,647 Takes away a lot of worry. 1652 01:10:11,113 --> 01:10:12,231 Bills are paid. 1653 01:10:12,815 --> 01:10:15,368 You have time to do things you wanted. 1654 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:25,961 It's a mental game, guys. 1655 01:10:25,961 --> 01:10:26,962 It's easy to get past. 1656 01:10:30,833 --> 01:10:31,133 -All right, fuck it. 1657 01:10:31,717 --> 01:10:34,086 Yeah, I'm in. 1658 01:10:34,086 --> 01:10:36,221 -Here's your-- 1659 01:10:36,222 --> 01:10:36,806 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): I'm in. 1660 01:10:36,806 --> 01:10:37,807 I'm in. 1661 01:10:38,307 --> 01:10:38,808 I'm in. 1662 01:10:38,808 --> 01:10:40,727 -Nice. 1663 01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:41,761 Hold on. 1664 01:10:41,761 --> 01:10:42,729 I don't trust him. 1665 01:10:47,850 --> 01:10:52,104 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): First to finish, 50 grand. 1666 01:10:55,107 --> 01:10:57,109 What's going on, guys? 1667 01:10:57,109 --> 01:10:58,861 What are you waiting for? 1668 01:11:05,251 --> 01:11:06,252 Let's eat. 1669 01:11:47,243 --> 01:11:47,877 -Oh, I'm done. 1670 01:11:47,877 --> 01:11:49,078 -Done. 1671 01:11:51,831 --> 01:11:53,833 -Shit, that was close. 1672 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,334 Violet? 1673 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:55,000 VINCE (OFFSCREEN): No. 1674 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,001 No, no, no. 1675 01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:56,552 Clearly I won. 1676 01:11:56,552 --> 01:11:57,720 Look. 1677 01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:58,804 Open your mouth. 1678 01:11:58,804 --> 01:11:59,221 Open your mouth. 1679 01:11:59,221 --> 01:12:00,172 -It's open. 1680 01:12:00,172 --> 01:12:01,173 Ahh. 1681 01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:05,812 -Fuck. 1682 01:12:05,811 --> 01:12:10,432 Guys, that was a tie. 1683 01:12:10,432 --> 01:12:12,851 -What? 1684 01:12:12,852 --> 01:12:15,271 -Uh, we need a tiebreaker. 1685 01:12:21,193 --> 01:12:22,411 Great idea. 1686 01:12:25,998 --> 01:12:34,423 I guess whoever eats Craig's finger gets the money. 1687 01:12:39,378 --> 01:12:39,879 -No. 1688 01:12:39,879 --> 01:12:40,880 No, no. 1689 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,215 [screaming] 1690 01:12:52,691 --> 01:12:54,193 -Crying like a motherfucker? 1691 01:12:54,693 --> 01:12:56,195 [grunting] 1692 01:13:30,346 --> 01:13:32,982 -That still counts, right? 1693 01:13:32,982 --> 01:13:35,067 -It counts, Craig. 1694 01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:37,152 You're the winner. 1695 01:13:37,653 --> 01:13:40,656 -(CHUCKLING) I did it. 1696 01:13:43,158 --> 01:13:47,162 50,000 fucking dollars. 1697 01:13:47,162 --> 01:13:49,081 [laughing] 1698 01:14:03,512 --> 01:14:07,016 -You're fucking weak, Craig. 1699 01:14:07,016 --> 01:14:08,434 You always were. 1700 01:14:14,974 --> 01:14:17,977 -Let's get you some air. 1701 01:14:17,977 --> 01:14:19,479 There we go. 1702 01:14:46,088 --> 01:14:47,673 -Oh, fuck. 1703 01:14:47,673 --> 01:14:50,643 You know what, fuck him, man. 1704 01:14:50,642 --> 01:14:55,680 You know, he used to get his ass beat, his fucking ass 1705 01:14:55,681 --> 01:14:58,184 handed to him, all the time. 1706 01:14:58,183 --> 01:14:59,685 And who would he come crying to? 1707 01:15:00,235 --> 01:15:01,737 To me. 1708 01:15:01,737 --> 01:15:03,739 To me, and I would always have his back. 1709 01:15:03,739 --> 01:15:07,192 I always had your back. 1710 01:15:07,192 --> 01:15:11,246 And how does he fucking repay me, huh? 1711 01:15:11,246 --> 01:15:13,198 By thinking he's fucking better than me. 1712 01:15:15,751 --> 01:15:18,254 You know, he thinks he fucking deserves that money. 1713 01:15:18,253 --> 01:15:20,255 He doesn't deserve shit-- 1714 01:15:20,255 --> 01:15:22,257 not a fucking dime. 1715 01:15:27,763 --> 01:15:30,266 Fuck, man. 1716 01:15:30,265 --> 01:15:31,767 I almost fucking killed him. 1717 01:15:35,354 --> 01:15:36,856 -Why don't you do it? 1718 01:15:39,391 --> 01:15:41,393 [chuckling] 1719 01:15:45,898 --> 01:15:49,402 -Do it. 1720 01:15:49,401 --> 01:15:52,654 $250,000. 1721 01:15:52,654 --> 01:15:56,658 I'll take care of the rest of it. 1722 01:15:56,658 --> 01:16:00,162 This is your chance, Vince. 1723 01:16:00,162 --> 01:16:03,132 Fresh start. 1724 01:16:03,132 --> 01:16:04,583 Living the life you want. 1725 01:16:17,396 --> 01:16:31,911 -$250,000? 1726 01:16:31,910 --> 01:16:34,746 -You want to play us a slideshow, baby? 1727 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,583 She did this one for our wedding, it's fucking killer. 1728 01:16:42,588 --> 01:16:45,508 Craig, you want a beer or, like, 1729 01:16:45,507 --> 01:16:47,959 an ice pack of something? 1730 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,713 -Uh, cab. 1731 01:16:50,712 --> 01:16:51,713 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck, you know what? 1732 01:16:51,713 --> 01:16:52,214 You're right. 1733 01:16:52,714 --> 01:16:53,882 It's fucking late. 1734 01:16:53,882 --> 01:16:56,935 Slash early. 1735 01:16:56,935 --> 01:16:59,888 You know, I'm feeling kinda brunchy. 1736 01:16:59,888 --> 01:17:00,889 You guys into that? 1737 01:17:04,309 --> 01:17:05,310 -Yeah. 1738 01:17:05,811 --> 01:17:06,812 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): I could pound, like, 100 Bloody 1739 01:17:06,812 --> 01:17:08,280 Mary's right now. 1740 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:12,451 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): Hey Colin, can you call a cab for me? 1741 01:17:12,451 --> 01:17:13,452 -Sure, man. 1742 01:17:13,952 --> 01:17:16,288 But I'm paying for it. 1743 01:17:16,788 --> 01:17:19,791 Because I'm a good host. 1744 01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:21,293 I got some guy-- 1745 01:17:21,293 --> 01:17:22,795 here we go. 1746 01:17:26,748 --> 01:17:27,249 Oh, there we go. 1747 01:17:27,749 --> 01:17:28,967 Ha, ha. 1748 01:17:32,004 --> 01:17:34,256 The reunion shot. 1749 01:17:34,256 --> 01:17:35,841 CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): Colin. 1750 01:17:35,841 --> 01:17:36,342 COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yes. 1751 01:17:36,341 --> 01:17:37,843 OK, OK, OK. 1752 01:17:45,767 --> 01:17:47,269 Hi, is this Central Cab? 1753 01:17:47,769 --> 01:17:50,272 Yeah, to pick up. 1754 01:17:50,272 --> 01:17:53,575 The address is 1231 Waverly. 1755 01:17:53,575 --> 01:17:54,409 Oh, Craig. 1756 01:17:54,409 --> 01:17:57,279 Go ahead and get your 50,000. 1757 01:17:57,279 --> 01:17:58,580 I trust you. 1758 01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:00,165 Count it out. 1759 01:18:00,616 --> 01:18:02,785 No, I was talking to a friend. 1760 01:18:02,784 --> 01:18:14,846 All right, 20 minutes Oh shit, Vince. 1761 01:18:15,347 --> 01:18:16,765 This shit was so funny. 1762 01:19:22,164 --> 01:19:25,250 -Craig, let's get the fuck out of here. 1763 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,202 [gunshot] 1764 01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:55,947 [gunshot] 1765 01:20:15,334 --> 01:20:16,669 -Whoa, that was grim. 1766 01:20:20,505 --> 01:20:21,973 That was grim. 1767 01:20:53,038 --> 01:20:54,540 Hey. 1768 01:20:54,539 --> 01:20:57,042 You know that-- 1769 01:20:57,042 --> 01:20:57,926 that maid service we talked about? 1770 01:21:03,014 --> 01:21:04,265 Yeah, I need that now. 1771 01:21:35,997 --> 01:21:37,499 It's been good partying with you, Craig. 1772 01:22:03,742 --> 01:22:05,193 Good call on your boy. 1773 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:11,283 I thought my guy was gonna wrap it up. 1774 01:22:11,783 --> 01:22:12,784 [sigh] 1775 01:23:37,869 --> 01:23:40,088 [baby crying] 1776 01:23:47,596 --> 01:23:51,467 -Oh, it's OK. 1777 01:23:51,716 --> 01:23:53,301 [crying] 1778 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:27,135 [music playing]