1 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:13,182 Disaster MOVIE 2 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:18,831 Subtitles by RABBIT : minimog_diablos@yahoo.com 3 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,325 10,001 Before Christ 4 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:02,863 Fuck you! 5 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,695 Did the Wolf Gotcha! 6 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:26,320 What? 7 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:29,489 It is an official mark, that obtained from my record. 8 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,326 There are many things over which they must pass. 9 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,294 I had to arrangements on the Internet, 10 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,998 I have to do a site of stupidity, when you register a catchy phrase. 11 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,501 I burst! 12 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,236 Then I'll get another person. 13 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,873 Well, get up, man, get up! 14 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,111 The opponent, Will! 15 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,112 Yes! 16 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,981 And in another corner, The Wolf! 17 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,618 3, 2, 1 ... 18 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,287 He got it wrong "wolf"! 19 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,689 "We do not believe I was kidding!" 20 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,059 It was not to discourage you. 21 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,896 Come on, it does not help. 22 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,266 A fool that is my way! 23 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,669 Come on! You want a bit of me? 24 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,838 I am a son of a bitch in the ring! 25 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,239 Oh, yes! 26 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,714 They are small in any way ... 27 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,116 damn! 28 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,875 Wild. 29 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,546 Amy Winehouse? 30 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:05,719 Get lost! 31 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:09,356 Don 't want to mess with a Bitch, not drunk! 32 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:15,562 Like the dinosaurs were destroyed in the Ice Age 33 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:16,964 You also 34 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,433 become an extinct species. 35 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:22,603 When? How long do we have? 36 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:26,673 Damn! Calm down! You speak too quickly, 37 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,677 I can not hear me, even think. My head hurts! 38 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,913 Or perhaps the I had gases. 39 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:34,848 God, which was good! 40 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,151 O God, I love drinking petrol! 41 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,220 It is excellent for voice exile. 42 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,624 This is my little secret. 43 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,691 How long do we have? 44 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,194 Let's see ... 45 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,129 Wait a minute ... 46 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:51,899 All right. 47 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,501 Well, let's take a look. 48 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:59,640 Now, all appear on "Facebook" ... 49 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,074 This typing 50 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:07,181 The end of the world will take place on August 29. 51 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:13,887 God ... 52 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:17,758 By the bottom jaws! 53 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:07,608 Badalhoca! 54 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,544 Take note of my words, 55 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,579 man of the mountains ... 56 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,147 ...., 57 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,683 Great Hunter! 58 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:24,091 You can do it with this! 59 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,162 Crystal Skull? 60 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:33,100 This is ... really no more time, I do that just for fun. 61 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:43,644 Cruz credo ... 62 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,219 I knew I should not take all this Viagra. 63 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:03,463 Amy! 64 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,666 Wake up, honey, I I had a dream eestranho! 65 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,001 Amy! 66 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:14,575 Flava--tasty! 67 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,110 I have your baby, a little of "Flava love! 68 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,082 Get the fuck out, Flava! 69 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,752 Aiiii, Flava--tasty! 70 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,224 What was that? 71 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,027 What? I told you not we have a serious relationship ... 72 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,231 I know! But ... Flava? 73 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:39,733 Will ... 74 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,238 I want to go to the next level. 75 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,745 I love you ... 76 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,714 I also like you. 77 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,091 I do not understand. I think if approaching the end of the world. 78 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,562 This is very interesting for those who says he has problems with commitments. 79 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,168 Although, Jojo. 80 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:17,938 Papaste the Jojo? 81 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,407 Goodbye, Will. 82 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,945 Still come to my party of 16? 83 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,080 You have 25 years! 84 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,482 I never had one! 85 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,703 You're invited 86 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,305 the super--anniversary 16 years of the Will. 87 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,977 Super--happy birthday 16 years! 88 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,905 Amy! You came! 89 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,859 Will! Happy birthday! 90 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,830 Look at me! 91 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,034 Hairy of the girls are wild 92 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,171 Hi, Will, here I am your brother, Dr. Phil. 93 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:07,781 Hey, let me show you why my colleagues, usually call me "Dr.acaricias well." 94 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,149 Hi, honey. 95 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,522 Unsafe! 96 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,524 come back here, "Breasts--small!" 97 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,126 Hey, Will! 98 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,395 Where is that girl, your fan, Amy? 99 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,564 not to let him escape! 100 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,265 It is a flower of high quality! 101 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,634 a true piece, just like that. 102 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,336 Come back here, you bitch! 103 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:30,871 Nice. 104 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,777 IO is done! 105 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:38,679 .... 106 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,823 He sleeps like a baby. 107 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,626 You can put your hands him in cement. 108 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,397 I've done this before, I toss the coin. 109 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:58,265 crown. 110 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,070 fell to the contrary. 111 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,117 certeiro. 112 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,225 Those guys are trying to steal our drinks. 113 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,293 What? 114 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:30,797 We will get the alcohol, the girls drunk and finally managed to get cookies! 115 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,567 -- Good idea, "Coolaberry"! -- Yes, I know. 116 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,369 Like "Coolaberry"! 117 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,503 For to say that! 118 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,839 "Coolaberry "!... 119 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,440 God, you are a fool! 120 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,411 Give me that! 121 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,948 Nobody I can myself steal my drink! 122 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,316 Give them a tirooo! 123 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,123 Lisa, as I do that? I have a clean shot. 124 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,000 Shoot a bullet in effect. 125 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,068 What? 126 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,539 You can control the bullet's path as you want. 127 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,113 Do not tell him what fazer.� my man! 128 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,683 Get lost, bitch! You're not gonna want to mess with me! 129 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,719 Game of the Divas (www) 130 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:41,869 Come on, bitch! 131 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,687 Take it, bitch! 132 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,729 Now is your time to get to the bottom! 133 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,203 It's time to teach you ... 134 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,940 manners ... 135 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,192 .... 136 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,626 Left foot on yellow! 137 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,230 Calvin ... Calvin! 138 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,567 You gonna turn the bullet's path, or what? 139 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,868 Hallo! 140 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,270 Yeah, right, you are right. 141 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,077 My work and my patients, 142 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,779 "Bothers me ... 143 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,250 Sorry, Phil. 144 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,225 Crap. I can do that. 145 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,833 Shit, Hurry up! 146 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,736 Just bend the bullet! 147 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,005 I know you got the power. 148 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:49,663 Nice shot, man of ass! 149 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,108 June why do not want abortion 150 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,344 Now is the coali�ia Barney Frank to power? 151 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,949 I can take you from a shoulder and do it myself. 152 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:14,321 As Linn Jamie Spears create their babies, 153 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:17,958 and it seems comtigo and not with George Clooney 154 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:22,763 I just sold the baby who has more on Ebay. 155 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,401 Call up: 5 euros Grantor: Brangelina. 156 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,004 You're a teenager sarcastic that acts like ... 157 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,523 -- Do you know if the Amy come here, tonight? -- No, she is your girl! 158 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:52,526 In fact, done. 159 00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:54,828 She left you? 160 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,563 You got dumped? 161 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,966 -- No. -- Apamhaste her in bed with another guy? 162 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:02,135 I saw "The memories of a Gheiser, I know she goes with everything! 163 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,670 I'm involved with it. 164 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,240 And why, you finished? 165 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,275 I was not working. 166 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,879 Better finish now than a pledge, 167 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,548 you know? you gotta stop being afraid Commitments to 168 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,918 I know exactly, how this will end. 169 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,187 I also know that iste my fear, began when, Dad was left when I was little .. 170 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,657 Look it's there. 171 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,296 Look at the guy who came with her! 172 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,865 It seems to have had trouble find an underwear model. 173 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:40,040 Forget it kid, you will have something to cheer .. 174 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,114 Why trade you a band? 175 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,417 What better way to commemorate their super--teen party? 176 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,519 Super School's music! 177 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,146 Come on, guys, let's spend, 178 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,683 It's good to see you all. 179 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:27,054 Rich girl who likes me, 180 00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:31,225 And the priest that if I throw the well. 181 00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:35,562 I remember the feeling of time when I was in college 182 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:38,432 I tried. 183 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,021 Amy after it broke my heart, I found someone, 184 00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:47,875 I think his name was "Caliente." 185 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:52,079 We will all be friends forever, 186 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,416 At least that a Disaster, in destroying the same day. 187 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,587 We will be friends forever 188 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:05,425 because that would be a day of shit. 189 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,129 1, 2, 3, 4! 190 00:17:09,163 --> 00:17:13,133 After he left, My heart was broken 191 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:17,371 so I started to think with your head. 192 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:21,708 Got a blackboard. I thought it was my 193 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,779 and the Jonas Brothers, and put everything in a row. 194 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,950 Girl, girl, this is not good, 195 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,921 you have to stop sleeping with everyone. 196 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,357 -- Hey, what? -- Eiei au! 197 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:41,293 Two hearts that love really is 198 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:45,566 Always deserve a great prize! 199 00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:05,285 We will be friends forever 200 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:09,823 At least that a Disaster, in destroying the same day. 201 00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:13,727 We will be friends forever 202 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:18,999 because that would be a day of shit. 203 00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:22,269 1, 2.3, 4. 204 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,239 JT is here! Justin T.! 205 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,349 You only through a reality ... 206 00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,417 You do not trust me ... 207 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,428 All the beautiful women 208 I ate some beautiful girls 209 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,633 Britney, Cameron, Scarlett, all 210 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,002 They proved my taste. 211 00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:56,103 ..... 212 00:18:57,271 --> 00:19:00,040 They had only a chance ... 213 00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:04,178 -- I Love, -- Lance Bass. 214 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:07,381 Lance Bass? And Jessica Simpson! 215 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:24,733 I'm looking for Jesus 216 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,036 everything is for Jesus. 217 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:30,502 Damn! 218 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:35,676 My God, you are not people from meeting Batista ... Yeah, but asked asked that? 219 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:39,279 I can not hear ... Let's see ... "They are a'cercar me ."... 220 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,980 What? "A" ... 221 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,067 A ", a write--in," Daah! 222 00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:45,519 Here is a launch! 223 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,695 We will be friends forever 224 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,866 At least that a Disaster, in destroying the same day. 225 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,003 We will be friends forever 226 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:08,242 because that would be a day of shit. 227 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,779 1, 2, 3, 4, hurray! 228 00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:26,727 What the hell was that? 229 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,862 This is an emergency. 230 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,931 This is an emergency. 231 00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,133 Shut up, Listen! 232 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,169 Something is happening in the city. 233 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,039 We are receiving reports that may be a earthquake or a shit like this. 234 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,073 Ooo, Fuck you! 235 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:44,178 The seismology is established in epicentrul of a fashionable neighborhood of 236 00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:47,080 whose inhabitants are young attractive with about 20 years, 237 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,116 who are dancing to music of the poor anos'80s 238 00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:52,820 They shirts Abercrombie & Fitch and like to drink beer "light. 239 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:55,789 God, we die! 240 00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,459 Take a Xanax, Javi! 241 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:03,664 I acted just like you, a concert of Iggy em'73. 242 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,065 What? 243 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,636 All right, Moody. Tas surprised? 244 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:12,739 I have a dim view. 245 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,308 For your general culture, Battle--groin Galaxy, 246 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:22,449 Smiling Grape those are not even Cornelius nemuritorul original Knocktimber. 247 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:26,386 Deltoidule, I never saw so pack a bite Thursday 248 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:29,590 ..... 249 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,292 I do not noticing anything DOQU tas saying. 250 00:21:32,326 --> 00:21:36,864 Because the video speak painfully rights for people of intelligence. 251 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,775 Now is the time to feed the "bastard". 252 00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:06,326 This is an emergency. 253 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,131 Amy! 254 00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:12,499 Are you OK? 255 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:13,901 Yes 256 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:16,503 Because you another trade guy to my apartment? 257 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:18,071 Why you care? 258 00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:19,039 Because ... 259 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,209 I do not care. 260 00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:25,279 I'm off 261 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:27,481 Later, bitch! 262 00:22:28,749 --> 00:22:29,817 You know, Will? 263 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,585 Every time we made love, 264 00:22:32,286 --> 00:22:33,720 I was thinking about another guy. 265 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,089 Me too! 266 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:41,361 Damn! 267 00:22:41,962 --> 00:22:42,596 Will! 268 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:44,231 You gotta hear this! 269 00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:48,468 The earthquake caused a leakage of gas that destroyed the ghetto. 270 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:50,671 I can live without remor�os. 271 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:57,377 we are receiving reports that There are asteroids falling from the sky. 272 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,145 Ben? 273 00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,578 End of the world. 274 00:22:59,613 --> 00:23:01,882 Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! 275 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,522 Like my dream. 276 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,095 Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! 277 00:23:34,816 --> 00:23:37,252 It is the Armageddon, the end of the World 278 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,254 I kill, the same me! 279 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,308 My God! 280 00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:03,377 Hanna Montana died! 281 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,015 No! 282 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,685 Goodbye to all my fans! 283 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,487 The party continues! 284 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,531 She is a cabinet of treasures! 285 00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:31,645 Also, ask your parents 286 00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:35,387 for you to buy Official lacheira "Hanna Montana" 287 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:39,546 the trap of cheese "Hanna Montana" and toilet paper "Hanna Montana"! 288 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:41,480 And Make sure you going to 289 00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:45,085 Hanna Montana concert This Wednesday, 290 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,354 87 on Central. 291 00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:53,827 I spent two days in a row to get these tickets! 292 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:55,462 Damn! 293 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:04,371 You know those pictures too sensual and provocative, to me? 294 00:25:04,872 --> 00:25:09,977 Were made entirely without my permission. 295 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,312 But if you look at pictures, 296 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:17,551 was wearing my new line sexy lingerie "Hanna Montana"! 297 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:21,241 It was an opportunity that could not be missed! 298 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:33,200 God! Hanna Montana is actually Miley Cyrus 299 00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,301 Daah, do not tell me, Sherlock! 300 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:40,072 I changed only a little voice, and put a wig. 301 00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:43,076 Even the children to know the difference! 302 00:25:43,577 --> 00:25:47,381 So twice the gain money and seeing twice as many products. 303 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,815 Only recalling, my new CD: 304 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:52,920 "The other legacy of Miley Cyrus." 305 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,154 Will be available in all stores, 306 00:25:55,189 --> 00:25:57,858 and will contain songs of my father, Billy Ray, 307 00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:00,327 late 1995! 308 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:09,203 Help us! There is nobody who can help us? 309 00:26:10,471 --> 00:26:13,207 Fly High With Aspiration 310 00:26:14,508 --> 00:26:15,275 Hancock! 311 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:18,045 Hancock! 312 00:26:19,847 --> 00:26:20,781 We need help. 313 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,950 Wake up, your drunk of shit! 314 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,955 Move your ass bitch, flies apart and solve this mess,! 315 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,092 Man of Cuuuuuuuu! 316 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:39,565 Rays, of course not! 317 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,335 I will rather bazaar, here. 318 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:50,911 Sorry. 319 00:27:00,554 --> 00:27:01,805 Holy shit! 320 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,132 He comes from this side! 321 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:04,389 What do we do? 322 00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:05,792 Let's get away from here! 323 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,366 Come here! Come on! 324 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,393 And now? 325 00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:24,777 Wait a minute. 326 00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:29,149 I will wait here until pass the storm. 327 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:33,187 Hey! 328 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:41,411 This is our hideout. 329 00:27:41,446 --> 00:27:44,097 Put yourself go! Right, Carrie? 330 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:46,934 Hello, darling! 331 00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:52,039 Unless you want to fight. 332 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,274 We do not want problems. 333 00:28:01,582 --> 00:28:02,649 I never back .. 334 00:28:02,684 --> 00:28:03,582 Get some! 335 00:28:03,617 --> 00:28:06,753 As you can see, I already did. 336 00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:12,324 And then I thought: 337 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,431 can a girl like me in New York, hit a pregnant teenager? 338 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:19,299 I wonder ... 339 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,969 Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, 340 00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:23,837 I have to agree with you. 341 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:55,636 I am in time to breastfeed. 342 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:56,934 Muuu! 343 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:07,614 God! 344 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,790 -- These are your feet? -- Yes 345 00:29:16,825 --> 00:29:18,492 These are the feet of my son. 346 00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:23,464 Smell it! 347 00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:26,467 And prove it! 348 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:30,237 Suck my placenta! 349 00:29:34,007 --> 00:29:34,807 Yes! 350 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:38,145 God! Carrie! Carrie, my dear, they right? 351 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,515 Come on, ladies, come on get out of here now! 352 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:48,922 What the hell is happening? 353 00:29:48,957 --> 00:29:49,788 I do not know. 354 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:52,493 Wake, and feel the temperature. 355 00:29:52,826 --> 00:29:56,296 I know it is an awkward truth, but is called "global warming". 356 00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:57,498 No. 357 00:29:58,098 --> 00:29:59,333 It is not global warming! 358 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:03,270 Amy Winehouse she appeared in a dream 359 00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:05,339 After I fought with a American gladiator. 360 00:30:06,273 --> 00:30:07,774 I think it has something to do with the crystal skull ... 361 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,678 Come on! O fool, Winehouse? 362 00:30:11,713 --> 00:30:12,963 Crystal Skull? 363 00:30:12,998 --> 00:30:14,214 You look like a fool. 364 00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:15,382 Remember, is getting late. 365 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:17,918 Let's spend the night here, And wait until the storm passes. 366 00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:19,553 Freezing! 367 00:30:20,521 --> 00:30:21,588 We get the clothes. 368 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:24,490 Why? 369 00:30:24,525 --> 00:30:26,960 Our bodies produce more heat if they are together. 370 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:30,697 Otherwise, did not survive tonight. 371 00:30:31,632 --> 00:30:32,833 Yes ... yes. 372 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,234 He is right. 373 00:30:45,312 --> 00:30:47,281 I think my water will burst. 374 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:53,787 Sorry. 375 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:00,527 I have something to tell you. 376 00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:01,662 Actually, I am not a banker. 377 00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:03,897 -- I am a "JUMP". -- A what? 378 00:31:03,932 --> 00:31:05,666 Can I travel in space and time. 379 00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:37,331 I hope they stay together forever! 380 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:39,133 I love you! 381 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:42,436 Goodbye. 382 00:31:46,874 --> 00:31:48,759 I am Prince Caspian, 383 00:31:48,794 --> 00:31:50,644 I came to save, Narnia! 384 00:31:53,547 --> 00:31:54,681 A little help please ... 385 00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:58,018 Guys? 386 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:04,725 It is the kind of Star Wars! 387 00:32:10,631 --> 00:32:11,231 What? 388 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,467 Well ... We saw your dream. 389 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,971 Boy got a bad relationship with Amy. 390 00:32:19,006 --> 00:32:21,341 I wonder what could head say a girl of whom like. 391 00:32:21,909 --> 00:32:24,244 What is fires, sexy, it has a good job ... 392 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:27,347 This girl is not for your nose! 393 00:32:27,382 --> 00:32:29,049 Yes, yes it is! 394 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:32,219 Sure. She has to lead with your bad breath. 395 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,956 Not to mention you have an abnormal ass. 396 00:32:41,762 --> 00:32:42,830 Put your shirt. 397 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,966 Ok. You're right, you're right, I screwed up Amy with. 398 00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:50,604 Should not screen lets go. 399 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:54,773 Jesus Christ! 400 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,477 This was an earthquake. 401 00:32:56,944 --> 00:32:57,878 OK, there it is: 402 00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,080 We have to get out of this damn town. 403 00:33:00,414 --> 00:33:01,148 What do you say? 404 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:05,385 Why the hell, let me back? 405 Be calm staff. 406 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:13,727 The disaster is under control. 407 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,162 The city is safe. 408 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:30,911 Like I said, still come on, everything is under control. 409 00:33:36,283 --> 00:33:37,117 I will bug out of here 410 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:44,691 What was that? 411 00:33:46,994 --> 00:33:47,594 Are you OK? 412 00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:50,129 Are you OK? 413 00:33:50,164 --> 00:33:52,965 -- Will, I am, Amy. -- Amy! Where are you? 414 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,203 I am at work. Was was concerned about the artifacts. 415 00:33:56,837 --> 00:33:57,604 You okay? 416 00:33:58,705 --> 00:33:59,439 I'm afraid. 417 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,375 You gonna be OK, I promise. Listen ... 418 00:34:02,410 --> 00:34:04,311 I have something to tell you. 419 00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,815 You were right when it said. I was an idiot. 420 00:34:12,019 --> 00:34:12,986 I love you. 421 00:34:20,194 --> 00:34:23,797 What do you think? I still love her? 422 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,636 A call interrupted can f ** a conversation. 423 00:34:30,838 --> 00:34:32,439 Tell a bitch of shit! 424 00:34:37,211 --> 00:34:38,779 Man of ass! 425 00:34:38,814 --> 00:34:40,347 Hello, Amy? 426 00:34:41,482 --> 00:34:42,249 Crap! 427 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:48,889 I have to go back. 428 00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:49,855 What? 429 00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:51,825 Amy is in trouble problems, back then. 430 00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:54,261 I let her go before, I will not lose it again! 431 00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:57,865 Boy, these crazy! Is there any type of disaster in the city! 432 00:34:58,031 --> 00:35:00,000 If not, we now bazaar, we die! 433 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:01,902 I have to do that. 434 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:03,704 You continue. 435 00:35:07,574 --> 00:35:10,176 No, You're my brother, I will comtigo. 436 00:35:10,211 --> 00:35:12,779 Yes I mean, we are already this together, so ... 437 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,283 .. what's problems I could could hold out? 438 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:21,054 I mean, most of which are swollen Vince Vaughn in "The Break--Up" or 439 00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:22,823 Vince Vaughn in Fred Claus ... 440 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:25,926 I think only Vince Vaughn in general. 441 00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:27,895 Though. 442 00:35:32,099 --> 00:35:33,600 Lisa, come on! 443 00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:35,002 Malta ... 444 00:35:35,037 --> 00:35:35,868 Although, baby! 445 00:35:35,903 --> 00:35:37,838 I have a bad feeling in relation to this. 446 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:44,044 Lisa! 447 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:46,246 Mataram, the Lisa! 448 00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:47,815 Lisa! 449 00:35:48,682 --> 00:35:50,367 Mataram, the Lisa! 450 00:35:50,402 --> 00:35:52,052 Come on, come on! 451 00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:03,497 Sorry, for his girlfriend. 452 00:36:03,864 --> 00:36:06,633 "The sense" to His girl, "kimosabe. 453 00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:07,987 I'm sure you are destroyed 454 00:36:07,988 --> 00:36:11,975 Siegfried Roy became worse after being attacked by the white Bengal tiger. 455 00:36:12,206 --> 00:36:13,373 Lisa was a beautiful girl. 456 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:24,952 Lisa! 457 00:36:26,386 --> 00:36:27,654 Where am I? 458 00:36:28,622 --> 00:36:30,390 That charming place! 459 00:36:32,493 --> 00:36:34,595 Everything is so clean and fresh! 460 00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:40,267 Wonderful! 461 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,603 What kind of magical creature are you? 462 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:50,878 My dear prince, 463 00:36:51,011 --> 00:36:58,755 I apeguei in you. 464 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:03,724 Honey, you landed on my lap ... 465 00:37:05,246 --> 00:37:06,818 Let me guess. 466 00:37:06,853 --> 00:37:10,943 An evil witch you Bani in its history. 467 00:37:12,703 --> 00:37:15,707 No, my dear adolescents. 468 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:19,226 Actually, I am just a beggar, Nick to live in the sewer. 469 00:37:19,436 --> 00:37:21,357 Nice. How you got there? 470 00:37:21,358 --> 00:37:29,701 Drugs. Many, many, many, many charming drugs! 471 00:37:32,978 --> 00:37:34,237 I do not do that. 472 00:37:37,844 --> 00:37:39,376 This is getting dangerous. 473 00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:42,466 Let us bias, if you want to survive. 474 00:37:42,601 --> 00:37:44,230 -- Okay. -- Okay. 475 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:45,625 Goodbye, wait ... I go with you. 476 00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:46,594 Yes, you! 477 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:50,026 National Museum of History is right in the middle. Va--mos walking. 478 00:37:56,013 --> 00:38:00,830 Dreams and fairy tales, my true love. 479 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:06,521 talks to squirrels and magic of ... and many things. 480 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:08,941 Princess, wait, where are you? 481 00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:12,355 And who is this horrible warrior? 482 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,858 I am your new boyfriend, and you who is? 483 00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:19,251 Very funny, Highness, I am the Prince Eduadrdo. 484 00:38:20,729 --> 00:38:23,983 -- Princess, it is your pimp? -- Thank God, yes. 485 00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:29,591 But no matter, I can not have multiple boyfriends. 486 00:38:30,507 --> 00:38:31,746 What to do? 487 00:38:34,207 --> 00:38:38,576 can fight, one against another who win stay with me. 488 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,408 Tas ready for Step--Up (street dance)? 489 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:51,065 Wait, as in the first film "Step Up" 490 00:38:51,066 --> 00:38:53,836 where the boys dancing in the street, were challenged by the academy? 491 00:38:53,837 --> 00:38:59,164 No, I'm thinking "Step Up 2", where challenged the dancers and street dancers of the academy. 492 00:38:59,992 --> 00:39:01,277 Strangelove in your wave! 493 00:39:05,628 --> 00:39:07,337 To start, here I come! 494 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,887 It was only my sleeve. 495 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,010 Look for this loser! 496 00:39:44,179 --> 00:39:45,849 Must have been something. 497 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:51,086 Give some space! Get out! 498 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:01,428 rays, that girl dance! 499 00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:15,501 Probably has a lot of practice, he is not a common girl. 500 00:40:15,502 --> 00:40:17,000 Look how it spins! 501 00:40:19,747 --> 00:40:20,920 I want to dance. 502 00:40:21,804 --> 00:40:23,443 I am not sure whether, can go. 503 00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:28,100 --Not sure, there can handle the pressure not! Strangelove--ready! 504 00:41:19,782 --> 00:41:21,427 I will yes, Bazaar here! 505 00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:25,990 It's all yours, brother. 506 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:31,433 get away, get away! 507 00:41:39,076 --> 00:41:41,103 Nobody will save us? 508 00:41:41,104 --> 00:41:42,770 We need a hero! 509 00:41:51,419 --> 00:41:53,027 I am the Iron Man! 510 00:41:56,978 --> 00:41:59,240 Wow, that cow until it rains! 511 00:42:00,449 --> 00:42:02,046 Damn, this is very crazy! 512 00:42:05,878 --> 00:42:07,793 Now it makes me furious! 513 00:42:11,118 --> 00:42:13,575 I came away with this! 514 00:42:17,336 --> 00:42:19,414 fuck! Another cow? 515 00:42:26,806 --> 00:42:27,812 What was that? 516 00:42:28,586 --> 00:42:29,699 was not cool! 517 00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:32,376 Look at me! Look at my hand! 518 00:42:32,547 --> 00:42:34,250 It is the arm of a lobster! 519 00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:35,251 What it ... 520 00:42:35,663 --> 00:42:38,465 what a guy has to do to, get out of hell? 521 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:44,590 I am not nervous. 522 00:42:45,302 --> 00:42:46,986 not gonna like to see me nervous. 523 00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:51,249 There are aspects of my personality, you can not control. 524 00:43:10,094 --> 00:43:12,051 He did not even hit him with a cow! 525 00:43:18,044 --> 00:43:20,065 We are not going to enter the museum. 526 00:43:20,176 --> 00:43:21,776 I know she is still alive! 527 00:43:21,811 --> 00:43:23,026 Hello, Jojo? 528 00:43:24,201 --> 00:43:26,728 Jojo? No, no, I am! 529 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,408 Will, Will, I'm stuck. 530 00:43:29,409 --> 00:43:33,136 A statue fell on eg�cia me during the earthquake. . 531 00:43:33,549 --> 00:43:35,507 Keep yourself calm, Amy, stay calm .. 532 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:37,089 I am full of fear, with great fear. 533 00:43:38,861 --> 00:43:41,562 Wait, Amy, listen to me ... Do not panic. 534 00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:46,562 I go there, I promise you! 535 00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,301 Amy? Amy! 536 00:43:54,671 --> 00:43:56,869 Malta, I will return to search it! 537 00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:01,824 You can save it, you'll be dead! 538 00:44:01,825 --> 00:44:03,744 Come on! move comes! 539 00:44:03,745 --> 00:44:05,622 Come immediately. Hold on! 540 00:44:06,952 --> 00:44:09,175 Amy? No! No! 541 00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:10,176 -- You can go back! -- Amy! 542 00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,276 I know that I'm crazy pension 543 00:44:21,277 --> 00:44:24,555 But all these disasters have something to do with the crystal skull. 544 00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:26,983 It seems that it is very PMDD. 545 00:44:27,301 --> 00:44:27,984 PM what? 546 00:44:28,474 --> 00:44:30,789 Much information at once? 547 00:44:31,144 --> 00:44:35,355 Why not just say the word, Because when you use acronyms? 548 00:44:35,356 --> 00:44:39,004 relax, not LL LL Cool J. 549 00:44:39,775 --> 00:44:42,802 Stop this conversation. 550 00:44:43,095 --> 00:44:44,861 Now, who is hungry? 551 00:44:53,955 --> 00:44:55,564 oh, it is delicious! 552 00:44:56,585 --> 00:44:57,640 That matters. 553 00:44:57,641 --> 00:44:58,641 Bon appetite! 554 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,007 -- You want some? -- No. 555 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:10,479 What? 556 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:14,612 I have to answer the phone. 557 00:45:23,793 --> 00:45:26,023 Oh. .. crap. 558 00:45:26,296 --> 00:45:27,463 Only a little. 559 00:45:42,359 --> 00:45:43,164 You are cool. 560 00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:47,608 I do it forever. 561 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:53,279 What is it? 562 00:45:56,622 --> 00:45:58,290 Hey, guys ... 563 is the mother of Lisa. 564 00:46:01,517 --> 00:46:03,632 I have to say le, what happened her daughter. 565 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:09,838 Hello Mrs. Heller. 566 00:46:15,196 --> 00:46:15,928 Lisa e. ..! 567 00:46:17,112 --> 00:46:18,209 Lisa is dead! 568 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,367 Of course I am ... LOL! 569 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:27,257 I met a princess ... Caliente! 570 00:46:27,258 --> 00:46:31,314 She will do whatever I want! 571 00:46:31,315 --> 00:46:32,867 You have to talk to her. Talk to her! 572 00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:34,270 Hello? 573 00:46:35,218 --> 00:46:37,491 Yes, he's right, I'll do anything. 574 00:46:37,492 --> 00:46:40,619 Actually, if you have 5 euros I show you. 575 00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:44,761 After I went with someone from 100 years, no longer do that. 576 00:46:44,762 --> 00:46:47,728 You are very cool! Should we combine a day--to quit. 577 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,527 We have to go Tuesday with Amy, in National Museum of History. 578 00:46:59,842 --> 00:47:02,556 -- No. .. no ... I can not see anything! -- Not me! 579 00:47:02,932 --> 00:47:06,691 Someone is trying to excite me. Kelvin? 580 00:47:07,464 --> 00:47:08,249 Just do it. 581 00:47:11,026 --> 00:47:13,450 They are so perfect. Staying full of milk. 582 00:47:16,698 --> 00:47:17,855 What the hell was that? 583 00:48:05,195 --> 00:48:08,966 Wonderful. What beautiful creatures of the forest. 584 00:48:08,967 --> 00:48:10,968 I'm not happy, even ... 585 00:48:10,969 --> 00:48:15,812 I mean ... I was feeling happy I do not feel happy .... 586 00:48:52,691 --> 00:48:55,404 -- Boy, I knew them they are bonss. -- They are cool. 587 00:49:31,882 --> 00:49:35,519 Yes, you are right or not, Alvin and the Chipmunks? 588 00:49:38,224 --> 00:49:39,687 I think they have rabies. 589 00:49:44,639 --> 00:49:46,847 Where you going, head of Pumpkin? 590 00:49:49,834 --> 00:49:52,549 Alvin (Help me)! 591 00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,326 What ... but ... ray? 592 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:10,238 One, sausage! 593 00:50:19,035 --> 00:50:22,315 I feel ignored. Nobody me he did not bite my legs. 594 00:50:26,114 --> 00:50:28,152 This is all we got, baby's mama? 595 00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:33,403 Stay out with the girls 596 00:51:11,517 --> 00:51:12,242 Die! 597 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:28,359 Oh, God, that tasty! 598 00:51:29,513 --> 00:51:30,309 June! 599 00:51:31,245 --> 00:51:33,064 Forget it, kid, you can not do anything. 600 00:51:33,065 --> 00:51:34,553 She is still alive. 601 00:51:34,554 --> 00:51:36,407 They are eating me, Carter. 602 00:51:36,408 --> 00:51:40,948 I am prepared with eggs Rachel Ray 40 U.S. dollars per day. 603 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:46,612 You gonna die if you go there to help her. 604 00:51:46,839 --> 00:51:50,603 Hey, "Best Friends Forever" which is interest of 411 instead of 911? 605 00:51:50,966 --> 00:51:52,784 It is really annoying. 606 00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:56,867 You're completely TH, not I am irritating, 607 00:51:56,968 --> 00:52:01,739 but please KIT before I forget 187 ... 608 00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:05,300 Cover your ears. 609 00:52:07,342 --> 00:52:08,415 -- In the end. -- In the end. 610 00:52:09,870 --> 00:52:12,473 It was a wonderful lunch. Now we will eat you. 611 00:52:39,037 --> 00:52:40,877 ... They are all well? 612 00:52:40,878 --> 00:52:42,234 Yes 613 00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:46,520 Honey, knees ... your knees are bleeding! 614 00:52:48,307 --> 00:52:50,565 Yes, but not because of squirrels. 615 00:52:52,056 --> 00:52:54,410 But I still have a headache. 616 00:52:55,961 --> 00:53:06,433 apply for the head. Rub it directly on his forehead. 617 00:53:06,468 --> 00:53:10,111 -- But ... I just do it! -- I did apply, its cow! 618 00:53:10,112 --> 00:53:12,438 -- rub it directly on his forehead. -- The screw. 619 00:53:12,473 --> 00:53:18,077 not put it on you, your adoscente bitch! I said applies them directly in your maldilta forehead. 620 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,849 Okay, okay. 621 00:53:20,369 --> 00:53:21,321 These happy? 622 00:53:21,322 --> 00:53:23,556 Look, the white shit! 623 00:53:23,557 --> 00:53:27,725 Rub meantime, your daughter's p ***** p ***** on your forehead. 624 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:30,569 All right? already, I went everywhere. 625 00:53:30,570 --> 00:53:34,911 Forehead, cheeks, nose, eyes, ... 626 00:53:38,149 --> 00:53:41,203 This is fantastic, the headache passed. 627 00:53:41,204 --> 00:53:43,769 But I still have an infection on the lips. 628 00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:47,415 Anybody want a ...? 629 00:53:48,470 --> 00:53:50,392 -- God ... -- Let's go to the museum. 630 00:54:08,256 --> 00:54:09,335 Excuse me, sir ... 631 00:54:10,392 --> 00:54:12,210 What's happening? Where will all? 632 00:54:12,211 --> 00:54:15,073 It is a mass evacuation, everyone should leave the city immediately. 633 00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:18,022 You can not, you will also bazaar, Batman? 634 00:54:18,023 --> 00:54:21,851 Hell, yes! ya, am I? I do not want to die. 635 00:54:21,852 --> 00:54:24,143 I was not in my plans for today. Not on the agenda, had other things to do. 636 00:54:24,144 --> 00:54:25,859 The plan was: wake up, make breakfast, 637 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:28,608 work, experiences scientific, die. I was not! 638 00:54:28,643 --> 00:54:30,202 I was not, right? 639 00:54:30,203 --> 00:54:31,090 Done? 640 00:54:34,129 --> 00:54:36,985 Anyone who stays in the city after the 11 will be buried under the rubble .. 641 00:54:36,986 --> 00:54:41,322 -- I hate garbage! -- I have to go to the museum save my girl, Amy. 642 00:54:41,323 --> 00:54:42,323 She is stuck! 643 00:54:42,324 --> 00:54:45,835 Sorry to have to go back to your girl, but you have 0 opportunities to survive. 644 00:54:46,399 --> 00:54:47,726 I will toss. 645 00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:52,763 Look, the bus evacuation leaving the city the 21. 646 00:54:52,764 --> 00:54:57,304 The 21? What is this? E. .. 5 to 6 ... 647 00:54:57,305 --> 00:55:01,206 9 of the night, I'll save you the work design, is the 9 o'clock in the evening. 648 00:55:01,207 --> 00:55:04,608 It starts at noon and after 9 hours ... then it is 9, 649 00:55:04,609 --> 00:55:08,864 atunci trebuie sound you urci �n autobuzul sau wing and one of you om mort. 650 00:55:09,279 --> 00:55:10,507 M. .. Dead? 651 00:55:11,695 --> 00:55:13,284 Come on, it is 5:30. 652 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:18,042 Say again ... 5:30? Jesus Christ ... 653 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:23,023 God, I wasted the whole day I ... was in the Amazon, ecomprando stuff. 654 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:26,938 Crap! Why? Why do I Purchases of the Christmas today? 655 00:55:27,789 --> 00:55:30,300 Why I chose this day? rays, son of a oz. 656 00:55:30,301 --> 00:55:31,796 Okay, time for plan B. 657 00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:40,661 -- I'm Batman. -- I am a sweet princess! 658 00:55:41,403 --> 00:55:44,175 True story. Had a woman for some time, 659 00:55:44,176 --> 00:55:48,697 I have been in the top 4 of the the best lovers. 660 00:55:48,822 --> 00:55:51,903 This is a true story, and ask me why. 661 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:58,300 Would you like to see me playing with ... ... 662 00:56:00,069 --> 00:56:01,039 Goodbye. 663 00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,658 Come on, come on! 664 00:56:14,389 --> 00:56:16,574 National Museum of History. Attention to death and destruction. 665 00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:22,300 Hands up, boy! It's better this sairres Mach 5, or I will put you in the eye of a bal�zio ass! 666 00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:35,685 You know they say that the first Homicide is always the hardest, 667 00:56:35,686 --> 00:56:38,706 but I found it easy, actually very fun. 668 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,468 Take this! Come on! 669 00:56:48,914 --> 00:56:52,664 Here you can and no eyes! How do you like, punk? 670 00:57:09,728 --> 00:57:11,083 I'm just playing with my monkey! 671 00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:17,508 Come on! 672 00:57:35,459 --> 00:57:36,230 Go! 673 00:57:38,628 --> 00:57:39,445 Care! 674 00:57:45,476 --> 00:57:47,938 these shoes glass I do not help to run ... 675 00:57:56,619 --> 00:57:58,198 Will? Help me. 676 00:57:59,023 --> 00:57:59,698 Amy! 677 00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:04,921 -- You came because of me. -- I love you, Amy. 678 00:58:05,486 --> 00:58:08,291 I know. I also love you. 679 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:12,578 Take me this madilta, pole on my shoulder? 680 00:58:14,552 --> 00:58:15,460 Ok. 681 00:58:16,047 --> 00:58:19,583 Okay, okay, okay. It crossed the two sides. 682 00:58:19,933 --> 00:58:22,614 It will not be so simple. Calvin, I will need your help. 683 00:58:22,741 --> 00:58:23,603 Okay. 684 00:58:29,269 --> 00:58:30,716 Why the hell did you do that? 685 00:58:30,717 --> 00:58:33,777 I wanted to let her incosciente, so do not feel pain. 686 00:58:35,064 --> 00:58:36,024 Well thought out. 687 00:58:37,385 --> 00:58:39,880 ... Love is for your own good. 688 00:58:49,144 --> 00:58:52,784 boy, hit like a girl. Yeah, let me try. 689 00:59:00,478 --> 00:59:01,985 This girl is resistant. 690 00:59:14,537 --> 00:59:17,079 Is not working. Let's just try take it from here. 691 00:59:18,552 --> 00:59:19,753 I will count to three. 692 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,545 1, 2, 3. 693 00:59:36,178 --> 00:59:38,861 We gotta get out of here, the building will fall on us. 694 00:59:38,862 --> 00:59:41,929 No, not until I return 695 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:44,288 This 696 00:59:45,778 --> 00:59:47,646 back to the altar. 697 00:59:48,014 --> 00:59:49,570 A pipe Magic! 698 00:59:50,013 --> 00:59:53,005 skull of Crystal. As in my dreams. 699 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,001 No, the legend says that if the skulls Crystal lacking at the altar, is 700 00:59:57,642 --> 00:59:58,778 Near the end of the world. 701 00:59:58,779 --> 01:00:02,647 Earthquakes, asteroids, Return of the Spice Girls. 702 01:00:02,648 --> 01:00:03,648 Yes! 703 01:00:05,494 --> 01:00:06,425 Revelation! 704 01:00:06,426 --> 01:00:09,631 And you know all of these things because work at the museum. 705 01:00:09,632 --> 01:00:12,437 No, because I saw the movie, Indiana Jones and "crystal skull." 706 01:00:12,438 --> 01:00:13,840 I know what this means? 707 01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:17,409 You know you have dreamed of the skull, and you know about the skull? 708 01:00:17,410 --> 01:00:19,063 It means we are destined to be together? 709 01:00:19,064 --> 01:00:21,205 No. It shows that both like skulls. 710 01:00:22,338 --> 01:00:23,299 And this, too. 711 01:00:25,398 --> 01:00:28,563 Will we have to get out of here. They are almost 9 hours. 712 01:00:28,564 --> 01:00:31,542 If we do not hurry--mos we die! 713 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:36,969 Vai, Calvin, I am here with Amy. 714 01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:38,703 We will return the skull to the altar. 715 01:00:40,578 --> 01:00:42,090 -- Even the sight. -- Nice to meet you. 716 01:00:42,899 --> 01:00:44,134 We will seek the altar. 717 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,595 What's happening? 718 01:01:14,596 --> 01:01:18,037 I think the exposure of museum and resurrect! 719 01:01:20,663 --> 01:01:21,706 Help! 720 01:01:26,131 --> 01:01:27,344 Yay! 721 01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:34,450 Let's get out of here! 722 01:01:38,877 --> 01:01:41,120 -- The sanctuary of the skull of Crystal is here. -- Okay. 723 01:01:48,088 --> 01:01:49,956 I. .. am ... Beowulf! 724 01:01:54,679 --> 01:01:55,674 Hi! 725 01:01:58,959 --> 01:01:59,836 What? 726 01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:02,572 I am Beowulf. 727 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,697 -- Could you put some clothes? -- I am Beowulf. 728 01:02:06,698 --> 01:02:11,058 I never went to confront someone, and so And I will fight you. 729 01:02:12,045 --> 01:02:13,600 And if I, I was naked? 730 01:02:16,484 --> 01:02:19,171 -- I am Beowulf. -- This is becoming gay, boy. 731 01:02:19,596 --> 01:02:23,307 -- No, I am not gay ... -- No, I'm sorry, but you are gay. 732 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,682 It is not gay, is not it! 733 01:02:25,683 --> 01:02:28,089 It is what we do in 507. Pilas 734 01:02:28,956 --> 01:02:30,722 -- Yes -- Ask anyone. 735 01:02:30,723 --> 01:02:32,759 Okay, I will do, I will ask my friend Paul, 736 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,406 we go together, alongside the field of relaxation I see wha he says. 737 01:02:36,526 --> 01:02:40,011 -- Paul? -- My friend Paul. It's my partner. 738 01:02:41,483 --> 01:02:44,070 It is my friend, but we are also partners. 739 01:02:45,193 --> 01:02:48,192 -- Partners for life? -- No, partners in business! 740 01:02:48,193 --> 01:02:51,104 We opened a store antiques, together. 741 01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:52,061 This is gay. 742 01:02:52,096 --> 01:02:53,380 Why Gay? 743 01:02:53,381 --> 01:02:56,916 Why antiques is gay?, I like things old. 744 01:02:59,128 --> 01:03:00,366 I am Beowulf! 745 01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:04,466 Excuse me, you're ready to get hurt? 746 01:03:10,907 --> 01:03:13,643 Oh no, Kung--Fu Panda. 747 01:03:15,207 --> 01:03:16,977 Should not have done this. 748 01:03:23,959 --> 01:03:26,632 Ready to feel ... the Panda? 749 01:03:55,238 --> 01:03:57,262 The girl seems to me your family, boy, 750 01:03:57,297 --> 01:04:00,386 Last year I paid 20 per 20 minutes, 751 01:04:01,224 --> 01:04:02,418 If I understand. 752 01:04:04,954 --> 01:04:05,907 It is true. 753 01:04:07,706 --> 01:04:08,547 Enough! 754 01:05:03,187 --> 01:05:04,244 Damn! 755 01:05:10,211 --> 01:05:11,893 Yay! 756 01:05:12,550 --> 01:05:14,165 Nice work! 757 01:05:17,694 --> 01:05:19,308 My dear prince, 758 01:05:19,771 --> 01:05:21,596 You have defended my honor! 759 01:05:23,643 --> 01:05:24,306 Kiss me, baby! 760 01:05:48,331 --> 01:05:49,455 You're a guy? 761 01:05:49,855 --> 01:05:51,765 I am a travesti.Pensei you knew. 762 01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:05,263 Shows you, Will! 763 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:08,172 I am Beowulf! 764 01:06:08,552 --> 01:06:09,759 Yes, I already know. 765 01:06:11,101 --> 01:06:15,036 Let go! And you can get a pin and arrangements you some tickets for "Jersey Boys"! 766 01:06:26,862 --> 01:06:31,336 I am the king of "Dance for you, "in Latin dance! 767 01:06:32,372 --> 01:06:33,024 No! 768 01:06:36,190 --> 01:06:38,638 I will take you to "cruise of Rosie O'Donnel " 769 01:06:38,673 --> 01:06:42,513 Just me, you and my darling friend, Jorge Decay. 770 01:06:42,869 --> 01:06:43,840 Suck my dick! 771 01:06:48,606 --> 01:06:50,844 Ow! Ow! 772 01:06:55,694 --> 01:06:56,746 Hurry! We have no time ... 773 01:06:59,953 --> 01:07:01,356 Altar of the Crystal Skull 774 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,483 Indiana Jones? 775 01:07:33,699 --> 01:07:35,038 Indiana, my ass! 776 01:07:36,994 --> 01:07:38,146 From here, take me. 777 01:07:45,142 --> 01:07:46,010 Thank you, son. 778 01:07:46,672 --> 01:07:48,173 That's right, I am your father! 779 01:07:50,585 --> 01:07:51,564 You are my father? 780 01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:52,543 Your mother won the round. 781 01:07:53,649 --> 01:07:55,244 She was a hell of a bitch. 782 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:56,911 Okay, I understand. 783 01:07:57,430 --> 01:07:59,523 I regret that you have left and your mother, 784 01:07:59,829 --> 01:08:01,460 but I had an adventurous spirit. 785 01:08:02,017 --> 01:08:04,799 and that ass magic, everywhere we did. 786 01:08:06,563 --> 01:08:09,275 Look what we have here! This is your baby? 787 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,013 What young beautiful! 788 01:08:13,696 --> 01:08:17,724 I want a hug, your As you are well! 789 01:08:17,759 --> 01:08:20,645 Tasty, my God! 790 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,379 Father! 791 01:08:22,738 --> 01:08:23,605 -- You are so beautiful ... -- Dad! 792 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,684 That was nice ass, a hamburgher, honey, you okay with everything! 793 01:08:28,556 --> 01:08:29,314 Father! 794 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,653 Practice "Kamasutra"? 795 01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:33,826 Just ask, just ask. 796 01:08:37,009 --> 01:08:38,551 Do not do what your old "Dad" did! 797 01:08:38,586 --> 01:08:39,901 Make a pledge. 798 01:08:41,530 --> 01:08:44,901 Is no cure for herpes and rays that you do not have. 799 01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:09,394 Looks easy. 800 01:09:09,429 --> 01:09:11,174 It is not so easy, so for me! 801 01:09:16,591 --> 01:09:18,006 Damn, my balls! 802 01:09:23,065 --> 01:09:24,644 You know I have to prang. 803 01:09:24,679 --> 01:09:25,200 Okay, Dad. 804 01:10:06,859 --> 01:10:09,720 Why not walk, only to the altar? 805 01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:11,826 It is 3 meters away. 806 01:10:12,979 --> 01:10:14,113 Girl innocent! 807 01:10:22,464 --> 01:10:24,566 Do not worry, I'll be fine. 808 01:11:10,168 --> 01:11:12,741 Semanalike Hari, Hari Semanalike. 809 01:11:12,776 --> 01:11:14,522 I am the Guru Pitko. 810 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,179 And today we are here together to bring ... 811 01:11:17,214 --> 01:11:21,666 Amy and Will in one, union of peace and happiness. 812 01:11:22,181 --> 01:11:26,496 E. .. Amy, you're good as corn! 813 01:11:30,225 --> 01:11:35,307 Amy, will accept as peanut butter and in the jelly belly candy? 814 01:11:35,342 --> 01:11:36,430 Yes 815 01:11:37,036 --> 01:11:37,839 And Will ... 816 01:11:37,874 --> 01:11:41,810 amy accepted as owner of your love? 817 01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:42,686 Yes 818 01:11:46,386 --> 01:11:47,423 Well, in this case, 819 01:11:47,948 --> 01:11:49,039 unite their fists, 820 01:11:50,733 --> 01:11:52,179 closes the key, 821 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,501 Cut ... 822 01:11:55,882 --> 01:11:57,021 Now things with something ... 823 01:12:06,179 --> 01:12:08,365 -- I love you, Will. -- I love you too, Amy. 824 01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:12,004 But ... I have to tell you something. 825 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:14,153 What? 826 01:12:27,118 --> 01:12:28,615 Ando with Matt Damon. 827 01:12:29,494 --> 01:12:30,695 Are you seeing it with Matt Damon? 828 01:12:31,899 --> 01:12:33,632 I was with Hanna Montana. 829 01:12:33,667 --> 01:12:35,366 She walked with Hanna Montana. 830 01:12:35,607 --> 01:12:37,690 I mean me and my fans urged me! 831 01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:41,994 I mean, I see all hands up! 832 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:43,681 And I went, with Flava! 833 01:12:43,716 --> 01:12:46,699 Yes, come here, a little taste of Flava! 834 01:12:47,086 --> 01:12:49,811 And I was with June. 835 01:12:50,946 --> 01:12:54,019 Yes, I know, but true, Flava--flavor I am. 836 01:12:54,054 --> 01:12:57,507 I'm with Calvin and with his girlfriend. 837 01:12:57,542 --> 01:12:59,412 And we all tavamos with Hell Boy. 838 01:13:02,553 --> 01:13:06,216 They are hell boys and I Tou with Hulk. 839 01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:09,709 Yes, yes they are angry, they are so green, are angry. 840 01:13:09,889 --> 01:13:12,791 Alas, they are burned, and I was with the princess. 841 01:13:12,826 --> 01:13:14,519 Ding--Dong! 842 01:13:15,197 --> 01:13:16,758 Who touched, my campaign? 843 01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:23,182 The girls of the man of iron, NMAL of i--mi place �mpu�it. 844 01:13:24,075 --> 01:13:25,189 It is very good, 845 01:13:25,224 --> 01:13:27,240 because I am with the wolf! 846 01:13:30,271 --> 01:13:34,094 Take the wolf, it takes a little bit, because I I am with the babes of "Sex and the City". 847 01:13:37,257 --> 01:13:39,423 He proved the girls of "Sex and the City". 848 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:40,657 So I asked: 849 01:13:40,692 --> 01:13:45,793 Wolf would have been jealous if you think I would was the guy with that big belt? 850 01:13:48,326 --> 01:13:49,380 And everyone with Batman. 851 01:13:49,635 --> 01:13:52,819 Now I'll never recover, 852 01:13:52,854 --> 01:13:56,004 because I am with Amy Winehouse. 853 01:13:56,039 --> 01:13:58,488 he is with Amy Winehouse. 854 01:14:00,493 --> 01:14:02,631 Low him go, go, go. 855 01:14:03,261 --> 01:14:05,796 I am with Jessica Simpson. 856 01:14:06,848 --> 01:14:09,416 Because I made a mistake, error, error. 857 01:14:10,485 --> 01:14:19,663 I'm Jessica Simpson, yes, and I think I was with my rooster to do. 858 01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:21,693 They are very cool, 859 01:14:21,728 --> 01:14:23,219 and are, and Mexican 860 01:14:23,254 --> 01:14:24,883 and the guy was crazy. 861 01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:28,370 Let's play the currency -- I was with JT. 862 01:14:28,405 --> 01:14:31,839 I was with each model to show how good they are. 863 01:14:31,874 --> 01:14:35,273 And I like until next Kalvin Klein. 864 01:14:36,037 --> 01:14:38,934 It is true, JT, that once we see, 865 01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:41,831 as I am and with prin�ul Caspian. 866 01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:45,283 They are beautiful and I am strong, 867 01:14:45,851 --> 01:14:48,996 why am I boys high school. 868 01:14:53,024 --> 01:14:54,599 Come on, encouraging! 869 01:14:54,634 --> 01:14:56,965 It's time to spend, I hear you all! 870 01:14:57,158 --> 01:14:58,036 You know what time it is? 871 01:14:58,083 --> 01:14:59,101 No! What time is it? 872 01:14:59,136 --> 01:15:00,132 It's time we married. 873 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:03,370 Take me! 874 01:15:03,772 --> 01:15:04,972 Take us! 875 01:15:05,007 --> 01:15:10,091 In our school, in showers case 876 01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,385 Nobody knows ... 877 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:12,210 I do not know ... 878 01:15:12,245 --> 01:15:14,630 I am with Indiana Jones. 879 01:15:14,665 --> 01:15:18,160 I am Indian and I am Hancock. 880 01:15:18,837 --> 01:15:22,390 And am Beowulf! 881 01:15:22,944 --> 01:15:26,174 And I was with Kung--Fu Panda! 882 01:15:26,566 --> 01:15:28,641 And I was with Michael Jackson! 883 01:15:30,525 --> 01:15:33,419 And I was with the Chipmunks. 884 01:15:33,726 --> 01:15:42,074 We, Alvin and the Chipmunks. And the Chipmunks are with you! 885 01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:48,655 Subtitles by RABBIT: minimog_diablos@yahoo.com