1 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,388 She was furious with me because if! Had my law degree, 2 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,641 I could have represented us. 3 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:01,395 The jury ruled against me. I told my lawyer! Considered suicide. 4 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,232 I drove home from nyack, and guess what? 5 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,817 She had left me. I recall almost a sigh of relief... 6 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:10,363 Somehow it made a lasting impression on her life. 7 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:13,324 My first child came easy enough. 8 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:18,663 But with Patricia they had to open me up under anesthesia. 9 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,624 I've often thought that perhaps the reason... 10 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:26,629 I told them when I got here, "okay, I explored the criminal lifestyle." 11 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,423 But I was an altar boy, for Christ's sake. 12 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:33,719 Moltisanti is a religious name. And still I'm fucked. 13 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:39,392 I met death on route 23, not too far from here. 14 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,352 But that was much later. 15 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:46,816 Back in 1967, the man wearing the hat was my father. 16 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,694 In those days, he didn't have a son. 17 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,988 Five dollars says I spot him first. 18 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:53,698 I don't got five dollars. 19 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,908 Then you better win, gagootz. 20 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:57,285 Huh? 21 00:01:57,368 --> 00:02:00,246 - Uncle dick, think fast. - You want to fight, huh? 22 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:04,125 The little fat kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano. 23 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,894 Your arms are too short. You got nothing. 24 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:11,173 Well, we call him my uncle, by marriage. 25 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:16,804 He choked me to death. 26 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,560 There! Pay up. 27 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,354 We have a winner, ladies and gents. Huh? 28 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,958 My grandfather and his brother 29 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,985 were with the dili/leo crime family in Newark. 30 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,362 My grandfather was an associate, but he stacked 31 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:35,299 - more scharol than any of the made guys. - Pop! 32 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,366 Hey, there he is! 33 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,077 Including a Cadillac dealership. 34 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:47,710 Cara Mia, fammi presentare mio fig/io, Richard moltisanti. 35 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,004 Everybody calls me Dickie. 36 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:54,842 Welcome to america. 37 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,177 Benvenuta. 38 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,387 America! 39 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,852 Most guys 65 go to Europe on vacation, they come back with the gout. 40 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,272 You come back with the winner, miss provolone, 1967. 41 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:14,945 Oh. Antonio soprano. 42 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,119 After he murdered me, 43 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,373 Tony gave my wife and baby his pocket change. 44 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,875 But that was much later. 45 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:42,139 I'm embarrassed. You're all such great cooks over there. 46 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,267 Can you translate for me? 47 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,353 Forget it. She understands enough. 48 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,618 Giuseppina... 49 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:06,414 What does your family do over there? 50 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,419 - Mio padre- - the fascists killed her old man. 51 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,170 Her mother never recovered. 52 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:14,922 Fuckin' Mussolini. 53 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,205 I don't get it. When I was a kid, you and vito genovese always praised Mussolini. 54 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,761 Let's not talk politics at the table. 55 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:26,642 But I'll tell you, dick, it's paradise over there. 56 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,687 On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. 57 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:33,274 On the other hand, they don't even have toilets. 58 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:38,821 I told giuseppina, that you're gonna live the life of a proud American lady. 59 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,907 And I'm gonna have my second set of children with you. 60 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:47,455 And they'll be deluged with a life that they could never even imagine over there. 61 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:51,417 Like you were, dick, as a kid. 62 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,462 These'll be your brothers and sisters. 63 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,881 So... 64 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,925 Giuseppina is your stepmother, Dickie. 65 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,843 It wasn't me who ripped you off! 66 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:46,013 Oh yeah? Oh, yeah? Come on! 67 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,193 - Shit! - Harold. 68 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,779 All right, already. 69 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,256 This punk ass snapper. 70 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,950 Japped one of our runners, took 600 bucks. 71 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,580 - I want a full bag tomorrow. - Who the fuck are you? 72 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:15,292 The guy who one time put out somebody's eye for talkin' to him like that. 73 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,089 You winded there, Jesse Owens? 74 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,511 - I gotta quit smoking. - I agree. 75 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,806 Can't I get you to switch to newports? 76 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:57,876 Hey, Harold. My son here say he gonna be Hank Aaron when he grown up. 77 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,337 I'm gonna hit .318 like him. 78 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,798 - 318, your lucky number, boy, play it. - Yeah. 79 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:06,260 Numbers is the only chance black folks got to get out of this sinkhole city. 80 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,886 How does that work, anyway? 81 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,140 Well, you pick out three numbers, like for you, three-one-eight. 82 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,101 You bet a quarter, and if your numbers come on at the race track 83 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,479 then you win $125 for a quarter. 84 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,106 - For a quarter? - Mm. 85 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,358 Bet a dollar, you get 500 dollars. 86 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,444 - You shitting me, Harold? - -uh! 87 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,838 What if my numbers don't come out? 88 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,715 Well, if your numbers don't hit, you don't get nothing. 89 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:29,408 Harold collects everybody's bets and gives it to the man. 90 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,910 How you think the Italians drive those long, fancy cars 91 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,330 and wear those diamond Swiss watches on their wrists? 92 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,259 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, welcome. 93 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,596 Uh... well, mostly, I, uh... 94 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,907 - I just want to say how PR... 95 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,893 Knock it off, Anthony. 96 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:01,398 I want to say how proud I am of my big girl, Janice... 97 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,569 Who is today... a woman. 98 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,822 Cheers! 99 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,908 You know, Janice, she, uh... 100 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,745 She went to her catechism. She practiced her Latin. 101 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:18,123 She even stopped watching those two stunods, Sonny and Cher, 102 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,769 - long enough to think about god, huh? - Too much fucking salt on this... 103 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:24,296 At least for a minute or two, but... Boy, did she cost me. 104 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:28,634 You know, I made a bet that, uh, Janice would not do her religious duties. 105 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:32,221 But if Janice did, you know, got confirmed... 106 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,390 I'd shave off my mustache. 107 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:37,101 - Ohhh. 108 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,187 - Enjoy. - His comare told him 109 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,648 it makes him look like Robert goulet. 110 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,617 - This stuff ain't so authentic. - -ah! Ow! 111 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,952 Just use your fork. 112 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,787 But, uh, you know, the gravy's good. 113 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,038 Oh. 114 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,249 - Your daughter's confirmation. - Come here. 115 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:03,085 - Congrats, skip. - I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome. 116 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,462 Yeah, and looking like a million dollars. 117 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,756 And not Mexican dollars, either. 118 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,591 What are you talking about? 119 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,805 Same fucking gang. 120 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,307 Colored kids hit one of my colored runners. 121 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,601 Threw him a beating. 122 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,271 You believe this? How these people prey on their own? 123 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,274 Hey, boot dimeo's gonna rag on me when he sees this. 124 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,526 It looks bad too, perception-wise. 125 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,904 Even the papers say the numbers is the biggest percentage of our cash flow. 126 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,033 Junior's right, you gotta get your arms around this. 127 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,415 You got big ears there, gagootz? 128 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:45,335 Big brother, go and get yourself some pez. 129 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,343 Silvio, puss, come here. 130 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,637 - Marone! -oh! 131 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,848 Huh? The second Mrs. Hollywood dick. 132 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,142 I was just explaining to his holiness, here. 133 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,060 I think I went to school with your father. 134 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,606 Calogero Dante. "Butch." 135 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,775 He said you were a bully. 136 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,068 Whoa, what do we got here? 137 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,529 The Italian actress, Sophia lotsa-pizza, 138 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,698 get out of here, you fucking mutt! 139 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,869 - -Sorry. - Buddha. It's Joe d. 140 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,412 He's up at the boot's mansion. 141 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,874 Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai? 142 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,419 Your saints name, you took in church today, apollonia? 143 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,589 She's the patron Saint of dentists. 144 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:42,017 Take it from me, chains are more effective than snow tires. 145 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,912 Why didn't you bring the missus, dick? 146 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:46,855 I tried, but the poor kid's self-conscious about her English. 147 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,233 She's making progress, though. 148 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,568 - I didn't catch the name. - Pussy. 149 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,947 Don't worry, father, it's not what you think it is. 150 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,619 This is my dog. 151 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,705 This is my dog. 152 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,626 This is your dog. 153 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,379 This is your dog. 154 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,173 Your dog. 155 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,762 Buddy durham in the light trunks... the white trunks. 156 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,348 Durham has always been known as a counter-puncher... 157 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,058 Hah. 158 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,144 he gets a great hook in there. 159 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:27,980 Hey. 160 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,152 What did you learn to say? 161 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:40,534 This... is... his... bail. 162 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,080 Whose ball? 163 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,083 Spot. 164 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:54,131 I think this is a waste of money. 165 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,552 We hear from hoboken's own chairman of the board. 166 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,013 Hi, there, my name is Francis Albert Sinatra 167 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,932 and I got news for you. Here's your host, William b. Williams. 168 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,519 My mother met his mother once. Frank. 169 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,313 Frank? 170 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,357 He grabbed me to go to some party once. 171 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,652 It was on the Upper East Side, it was a penthouse. 172 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,697 Some celebrity, I don't know who. 173 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:24,578 So... he and Dean, they have this donkey brought downstairs to the basement. 174 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,247 And the donkey's just stuffed full of laxatives, right? 175 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,249 So they put it in the private elevator. 176 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,544 They send the private elevator up, the door opens, 177 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:37,341 and the donkey starts kicking and shitting over everybody in the party! 178 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,432 Ah, your sister's cunt! 179 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,019 Junior, it's the summer of love. 180 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,700 Nice car. 181 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,578 You a friend of Dickie's? 182 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,038 No English. 183 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,880 Oh! Hopalong che si dice! 184 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,467 It's fucking light again? 185 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,595 Picked up from most of the runners, but this kid, overall... 186 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,055 Who the fuck is overall? 187 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,391 He's a crazy young motherfucker that runs the saints. 188 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,893 Leon overall. He's from east orange. 189 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,105 My cousin's the placekicker over at the high school over there. 190 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,899 Yeah, well me and Harold played east orange Thanksgiving game. 191 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,943 We used to beat 'em every fucking year. 192 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,238 You should have seen this man run. Are you sure you don't got no black blood? 193 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,657 That's sicilians. I'm napoletano. 194 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,410 Oh! I'm siciliano. 195 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,539 Come on. Come over here. 196 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,630 The big picture, you told me this thing was over with the black saints. 197 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,759 I know, I... thought I schooled the kid, overall, when I whupped him, but... 198 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,430 He's got a wild hair across his ass. 199 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,641 I gotta know, Harold... 200 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,811 Aren't you humiliated by what you just said? 201 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105 I know I would be. 202 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,649 You're a grown man. 203 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,277 Fucking punk street gang? 204 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,768 Come on in, son. Have a seat. 205 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,570 I think we lost him. 206 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,033 Hold up. Hold up. Turn around. 207 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,370 Would I for sure be going to Vietnam? Like my dream? 208 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,039 You heard about the gi. Bill? 209 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,792 Yeah, college. Sure. 210 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960 Thinking about being a... scientist. 211 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,070 Wait over there. 212 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,052 No, this... this war wasn't my idea! 213 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,367 Isola, turn that light out. I'm trying to sleep. 214 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,452 That's why I brought you a seven and seven, baby. 215 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,333 What's the matter with you? 216 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,921 Goddamn gentleman Dickie moltisanti. 217 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,758 Always comes to me to handle his nasty work. 218 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,761 Done made you his house nigger. 219 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,858 Put it away. 220 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,494 The army won't take me now. 221 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,582 I always wanted to join up, but I... 222 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,710 I had two felony convictions. 223 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,211 Take you? 224 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,090 Happened to stop by a recruiting office today, 225 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,466 and it made me remember. 226 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,886 Brothers doing all the dying over there. 227 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,053 We don't need no more. 228 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,937 Well, somebody's gonna win the medal of honor. 229 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,185 Not a black man. Please. 230 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:02,480 Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight. 231 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,917 Make a right here. 232 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,419 - It's a one-way. - Fuck it, make the right. 233 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,063 Fuck. 234 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:56,868 Step out of the car. 235 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,704 I know what I did, officer. 236 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,776 Oh! 237 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,953 Hey, why aren't they home, sleeping till noon? 238 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,455 Two of our officers picked up some colored taxi driver, 239 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,082 had to rough him up a little. 240 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,625 These morons think we killed him. 241 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,585 It spread around the central ward that way. 242 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,879 They broke windows up and down belmont Avenue. 243 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,482 They're throwing bricks and bottles at us. 244 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,150 We got two officers had to go to the hospital. 245 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,969 No shit. 246 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,780 You ain't nothin' without that badge! 247 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,807 You think this is funny? 248 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,686 ♪ Let's make amends 249 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,457 Get the fuck away from the car! 250 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,598 ♪ How lucky can one guy be 251 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,517 ♪ I kissed her and she kissed me 252 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,479 ♪ like the fella once said 253 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,710 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our host tonight. 254 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,528 They call him gentleman dick moltisanti. 255 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,701 Ah! 256 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,457 Paulie. 257 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,542 This? 258 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,089 It's about time. 259 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,716 Pinto the butcher sent over some capuzzelle. 260 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,426 The fuck happen to you? 261 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,806 Something you gotta see. 262 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,155 What the fuck? 263 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,699 That's belmont Avenue. 264 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,885 You wanna get smart now? 265 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,970 Ma vaffanculo! 266 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,885 Why don't you go after the ditsoon, huh? They almost burned the city down. 267 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,720 Oh, you'll hold the door, huh. 268 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,305 Daddy! 269 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,140 - Janice, go home! -daddy! 270 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,059 Go home! Take the bus. 271 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,566 Hey, stop! Stop! 272 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,778 Anthony! 273 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,989 Anthony! What are you doing here? 274 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,417 My god! 275 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,920 What did they do? 276 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,856 We raided a card game, but we got lucky. 277 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,966 Picked up your husband on an outstanding warrant. 278 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,385 - Had to take 'em somewhere. - Warrant? For what? 279 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,345 Assault with a deadly weapon. 280 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:10,390 The lobster trap restaurant? That wasn't him. He didn't do that. 281 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,267 - Where is he? - Downtown. 282 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,936 He's downtown, where he might get burned to death? 283 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,688 What are you people thinking? 284 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,606 Janice, shut up with that! 285 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,526 What were the two of you doing at that card game? 286 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,903 Dad took Janice to ride the rides while he played cards. 287 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:27,782 But he wouldn't take me because I passed gas while he was eating lunch. 288 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,702 Get inside, both of you! 289 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,248 Anthony! 290 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,559 Standing in the ruins of another black man's life 291 00:23:56,352 --> 00:24:00,690 or flying through the valley separating day and night 292 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,235 "I am death," cried the vulture 293 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,405 "for the people of the light" 294 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:18,041 In a wilderness of heartbreak and a desert of despair 295 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,501 Evil's clarion of justice 296 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:23,212 shrieks a cry of naked terror 297 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,923 taking babies from their mommas 298 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,134 Leaving grief beyond compare 299 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,387 please help me! Help me! Please, help me! 300 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:35,767 So if you see the vulture coming flying circles in your mind 301 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,770 -remember there is no escaping 302 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,856 for he will follow close behind 303 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,776 only promise me a battle 304 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,528 battle for your soul and mine 305 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,199 and mine 306 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:54,410 Talk to young negro men on the street and they will tell you, 307 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,454 they say, they're supposed to go away 308 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,749 and die for this country that isn't really theirs? 309 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,585 This tells you right there that for understandable reasons, 310 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,505 they don't consider themselves complete Americans. 311 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,632 And I don't say this comprises all of them, 312 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,677 but it's obvious the reason they can burn their own homes... 313 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,720 Huge fire. 314 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,848 Ashes. 315 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,031 Thought I heard somebody fall. 316 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,867 You fall, this morning? 317 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:44,043 You shouldn't wear your sunglasses in the tub, you know? 318 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:55,054 He's got a temper. Arrabbiato, my father. 319 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,434 He start to yell. 320 00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:02,311 Yeah, he wasn't like this back in ariano? 321 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,021 'Cause he used to... 322 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,649 Me, as a kid. 323 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,401 Every day. 324 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,156 I should have stayed there. 325 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:22,874 Maybe I come to america for america money. But... 326 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,463 But here, in america, he become... 327 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,716 Uno stronzo! 328 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,183 I think maybe you still love him. 329 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,779 What's the matter with you? 330 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,531 My wife's right inside. 331 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,537 You're my father's wife. 332 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,434 _ _ 333 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,101 Where are you going? 334 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:09,146 I'm going down to rexall. The doc switched my blood thinner. 335 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,606 I'll ride with you. 336 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,120 What? 337 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,913 How high did she bounce? 338 00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:28,976 - What are you talking about? - When you threw her down the stairs. 339 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,419 Got two left feet. 340 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,230 'Cause you used to throw my mother down the stairs. 341 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,731 I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. 342 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:38,009 Well, some women like the rough stuff. Don't ask me why. 343 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,137 Yeah, it's funny how they're all attracted to Hollywood dick moltisanti. 344 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:46,309 You wanted to get into her fucking pants since the day I brought her over. 345 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,562 I give you permission to picture her while you're jerking off. 346 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,564 I promise you, you hurt her again, 347 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,792 - you're going down the stairs. - Who the fuck do you think 348 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,460 - you're fucking talking to? - You got away with it once with mom. 349 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,337 But I was a little kid. You're not getting away with it again. 350 00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,406 Oh, I marry sluts. What do I know. 351 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,952 Hey! Get... get you're fucking... 352 00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:06,913 Get off me! Hey! Hey! 353 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:18,799 - Dick-! 354 00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:35,942 Pop. 355 00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:49,956 Pop? 356 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:51,684 Uncle Dickie. 357 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,812 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 358 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,690 - The city's burning down. - Over on Springfield Avenue. 359 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,900 Dickie? Who blew the horn? 360 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,736 I'm working on the car. 361 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,905 - You want pork chops tonight? - Yeah, that's fine. 362 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,549 Can I watch you work on the car? 363 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,744 - With the applesauce? - I don't know what sauce! 364 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,537 I gotta go out for a while. 365 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,788 Can I? 366 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,499 - Can you what? - Watch. 367 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,877 What the fuck did I just say, goddammit? Now, go home! 368 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,223 From the wor news room. 369 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:34,894 American warplanes have expanded the air war over north Vietnam 370 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:37,772 with the bombing of five previously untouched targets 371 00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:40,733 near the heart of the port city of haiphong. 372 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,109 Four of the new targets, 373 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:44,862 one of them only a mile and a half from haiphong... 374 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,963 Democratic majority leader Mike Mansfield 375 00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:03,647 sounded a warning tonight... 376 00:32:03,647 --> 00:32:05,216 Go ahead, sir. 377 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,093 He's white. 378 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,299 Three guesses who they blame this on. 379 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,468 The Harlem globetrotters. 380 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:33,447 They called him Hollywood dick. Imagine what he looks like now. 381 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:37,201 Tell ma what you told me, about the bird. 382 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:40,329 - There was a bird in the garage. - -so? 383 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,664 It means somebody's gonna die. 384 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,583 You're talking through your hat. 385 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:48,212 A bird would never fly into a garage to announce a death. 386 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,797 A house is another matter. 387 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:54,510 Poor Dickie. 388 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,972 I still can't believe it. 389 00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:13,237 I gotta talk to Johnny soprano, the putrescible trash routes. 390 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,072 The sposato brothers are making a grab. 391 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,384 You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna be a guest of the government. 392 00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:18,659 He couldn't make bail. 393 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,328 When my brother's away, everything goes through me. 394 00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,913 You got diarrhea? 395 00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,249 Comedian. 396 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,507 The three c's I owe you. 397 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,634 What the fuck is this? It's supposed to be cash. 398 00:35:35,718 --> 00:35:37,469 That's an rca. 399 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,683 What am I gonna do with this? 400 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:54,862 What a blow. 401 00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:58,198 Yeah, well at least you still got your brother. I'm... 402 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:02,369 Yeah. I got nobody. 403 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,874 Dickie, consider me your brother from now on, huh? 404 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,050 Where's your brother? 405 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:19,511 He went to see if he could sneak into the room where they do the bodies. 406 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:26,185 In Newark tonight, state troopers and the national guard ceased... 407 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:29,980 - You son of a bitch. - You can't watch television in here. 408 00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:31,774 Vincent, it's the news. 409 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,277 President Johnson, we've been told, has been following the situation... 410 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:38,614 Ah, they're never gonna catch those bastards. I told the cops. 411 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:44,995 In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day living, 412 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:50,709 one thing stands out as a completely unique experience: 413 00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:52,169 Colt 45. 414 00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:56,215 Jesus Christ. 415 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,759 The fuck's the matter with you? 416 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,887 You have no respect for my father, you fucking animals! 417 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,347 He's dead! 418 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,784 Looks like the riots are ending though, dick, that's good news. 419 00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:08,227 I wish that the shooter killed you! 420 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:10,187 All of you! 421 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,575 John Francis soprano. 422 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,203 On the charge of assault with a deadly weapon, 423 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,663 I hereby sentence you 424 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:31,375 to no more than five and no less than two years 425 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,544 in rahway state prison. 426 00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:12,833 Uncle Sally. 427 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:16,128 I'm Dickie, your brother dick's boy. 428 00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:26,722 How are you? 429 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:32,478 You know, I'm sorry, I know I never came to visit you before. 430 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:34,563 My father wouldn't allow it. 431 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,906 I came to tell you... 432 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:48,368 Your brother, my dad... he passed. 433 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,371 They burned him up in the riots. 434 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:55,417 I brought you some sfogliatelle. 435 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,795 I don't eat dairy. 436 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:06,345 Well, you being out here isolated, 437 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,556 out of contact with the family, my old man said you deserved it, 438 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,851 but I want to do whatever I can to help you from now on. 439 00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:15,020 It wasn't right how they treated you. 440 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:17,856 I was 25. 441 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:21,693 I murdered a made guy in our own family. 442 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:25,030 I'm here for a good reason. You don't need to help me. 443 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,407 But... 444 00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:29,409 What do you want, Richard? 445 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:37,501 I'll be honest with you. 446 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,380 I want to do a good deed. 447 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:44,174 A what? 448 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,052 A good deed. 449 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,187 Birth of the cool. 450 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,774 - -What? - It's a record. 451 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,609 I'm a jazz nut. 452 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,696 Bring me a copy next time you come. 453 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,906 If you come. 454 00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:25,799 - Quant'é Bella! -si'? 455 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,302 It's so beautiful. 456 00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:34,433 We're gonna go down to bamberger's. We're gonna fill the place with furniture. 457 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:38,145 Madonna Mia. 458 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,106 Mm. 459 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,111 - Could you give us a few minutes? - You got it. 460 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,876 Aunt concetta says you've been looking for a job. 461 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,379 At, uh, dilorenzo brothers beauty parlor. 462 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,465 I cut hair back in ariano. 463 00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:10,886 You don't need to do that. I want to keep taking care of you. 464 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:15,182 But I like to work, Dickie. And america has so many work. 465 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:18,602 UN giorno, I want to have my own beauty parlor. 466 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,937 Well, you're not gonna work for those two fanooks. 467 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,482 The dilorenzos? 468 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,590 Motherfucker. 469 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,634 I like that word. 470 00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:52,969 Motherfucker. 471 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,398 - Eighteen. Paul's birthday. - We don't take beatle birthdays. 472 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:06,441 We'd go broke. 473 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,902 Fuck it. Make it eight. Micky dolenz. 474 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,030 I dreamed about whitey Ford last night. 475 00:42:12,114 --> 00:42:14,825 He wears number 16. 476 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:18,578 The boys basketball team is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon. 477 00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:21,832 The high temperature today will be 53 degrees. 478 00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:25,001 Faculty advisory, absentees: 16. 479 00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:27,963 Sixteen, I hit the number! 480 00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:30,716 You gotta talk to him. 481 00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:32,777 - Johnny should do it. - You're the only one he listens to. 482 00:42:32,801 --> 00:42:35,178 Johnny should do it. You're gonna see him visiting day. 483 00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,073 Side door's open. 484 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,533 Johnny's just gonna want to hit him, 485 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,308 and he can't because of the glass partition 486 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:43,437 and he's just gonna get frustrated. 487 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:47,441 - Hey, jun'. - I got some lady schick blow dryers. 488 00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:49,818 Livia, take one for yourself. One for Janice. 489 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,655 I got bigger problems than blow dryers. Anthony got kicked out of school. 490 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,157 Let me go talk to him. 491 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,909 I promised Johnny I'd take care of Tony while he was in jail. 492 00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:01,955 The way you talk, you just confuse him. He only listens to Dickie. 493 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,874 Ah, va fa napoli. 494 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:07,169 Jun'. Leave me a blower for joanne. 495 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,341 What are you reading? 496 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,929 Oh, can't you read a regular comic? 497 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,932 You know, Superman, jughead. 498 00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:25,020 It's about some Jewish girl and a knight. And Robin hood's in it. 499 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,939 I didn't know they had Jews back in the middle ages. 500 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,567 Well... the Bible. 501 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:33,945 Anyway, your mother asked me to talk to you, so... 502 00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:36,448 What, about getting suspended from school? 503 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,492 Hey, put that down, huh? 504 00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:40,076 Sorry. 505 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:50,170 You know I don't like to lean on you about stuff. 506 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:53,632 But you can't start a gambling operation at school. 507 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:56,009 I know that... now. 508 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,012 Hey, don't bullshit me. You always knew it. 509 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,782 And it's not just the gambling. It's everything. 510 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,808 The cherry bombs at the ymca, 511 00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:04,452 letting the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires... 512 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:05,352 I apologized to her! 513 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,330 You talk big about wanting to be on the football team in high school 514 00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,648 and you're smoking already? Oh! 515 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:11,650 You gotta have a better attitude. 516 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:15,004 With you father gone, your mother's got a lot on her plate. 517 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:16,696 You gotta be good. 518 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,491 I don't want have to go through this again. 519 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,368 I try to be good. 520 00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:24,788 I don't think so. Try harder. 521 00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,795 - Pinky swear? -Jesus. 522 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,047 Hey, you don't talk to me like that. 523 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,007 See, you're not listening. 524 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,094 Fine. Pinky swear. 525 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:49,396 All right. 526 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,650 One time I went to playland... 527 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:56,778 I saw the cops shoot a friend of my dad's right in the back. 528 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,864 Yeah, chickie sasso. 529 00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:00,949 He still can't move his bowels like normal. 530 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,329 I don't want that to happen to me. 531 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:09,082 And it won't, gagootz. Not while I'm around. 532 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,585 We're gonna see that it don't. 533 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,189 Junior. Junior. 534 00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:36,109 - Where's candy tonight? - Migraine. 535 00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:37,986 Again with the migraine... 536 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,905 Keep a close eye on that one. 537 00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:43,199 She keeps disappearing, she's probably fucking some Tom, dick and Harry. 538 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:44,492 Found a new gravy train. 539 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:47,054 A guy checks into a hotel, calls up the front desk, 540 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,788 "I got a leak in the sink." 541 00:45:48,872 --> 00:45:51,082 Clerk says, "go ahead. Customer's always right." 542 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:55,962 Yeah, that was funnier when henny youngman told it. 543 00:45:56,046 --> 00:45:57,815 No, no, don't... don't. Just leave it the way it is. 544 00:45:57,839 --> 00:46:01,426 I wonder the origin of the sobriquet, "gravy train" is. 545 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,553 They named it after the dog food. 546 00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:05,388 I don't know about you, junior. 547 00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:07,599 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 548 00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,493 you're worried about the origin of "gravy train"? 549 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:12,228 Oh! 550 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:14,105 Oh, smile, my brother. 551 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,111 White flight. 552 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:22,781 Oh! It's hopalong che si dice. 553 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,158 - Whatever the fuck that means. - Hey! 554 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,702 Language. There's ladies here. 555 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,204 What can I get you? 556 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:32,415 Bartender's special tonight, for the ladies: Pink squirrel. 557 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:34,834 Courvoisier and coke. Water back. 558 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:38,213 That what they drink on the plantation? 559 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,468 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 560 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,971 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 561 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,764 Hey, come on. 562 00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,737 It's Dickie's business. Let it go, Paulie. 563 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:06,741 What the fuck's the matter with you? You got a murder warrant over your head. 564 00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:09,244 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 565 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,204 So where's your mule? Get going. 566 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,248 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 567 00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:15,583 - How much? - A grand. 568 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,087 All right, I'll tell you what. 569 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,676 I'm gonna give you five c's. Yeah? 570 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:26,696 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 571 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,389 - I want to pay you back. - It's better this way. 572 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,033 You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, 573 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,809 I don't gotta chase you down. 574 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,352 Won't come between us. 575 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:36,438 So I guess this is goodbye. 576 00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:45,030 You said your goodbye, so go. 577 00:48:02,881 --> 00:48:07,052 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 578 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:17,538 Brought you that record you wanted. 579 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,689 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 580 00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:22,108 What's this? 581 00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:26,112 Al hirt. Trumpet. He's on Carson all the time. 582 00:48:26,196 --> 00:48:27,781 It's not jazz. 583 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,868 Take it back. These, too. 584 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,380 So... you did your good deed. 585 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,257 Well, don't put it like that. 586 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,260 I plan to do a lot more. 587 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,807 Your poor father, huh? 588 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:59,104 He goes down to board up that atta boy business that he had... 589 00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:03,399 And he dies in that horrible way. 590 00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:06,653 - It's just weird, though. - What, weird? 591 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:09,906 My brother's hands were soft. 592 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:11,866 Like a baby's pishadeel. 593 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:14,953 Always with the manicures, your father. 594 00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,830 Yeah, what's your point? 595 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:21,376 He never touched a hammer or a board in his life. 596 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:32,262 What's your problem? 597 00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:38,184 Well, for one thing... 598 00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:41,187 My wife, she can't get pregnant. 599 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,691 You know, it takes a toll. I want a son so bad. 600 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:46,860 What would you do? 601 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,279 It's the wanting. 602 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,991 - Huh? - -the Buddhist will tell you: 603 00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:54,909 All life is pain. 604 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:59,164 Pain comes from always wanting things. 605 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,250 A son is not a thing. 606 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,545 It's the wanting. 607 00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:14,155 You know, tone, we could still run that numbers game down at the fucking cyo. 608 00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,574 I got fucking suspended, I can't get in fucking trouble again. 609 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:18,683 No. Fucking school will never know. 610 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,452 I want to make it to the NFL someday. 611 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,895 For that, I gotta go to college. 612 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,521 So I gotta watch my fucking ass. 613 00:50:23,605 --> 00:50:26,524 My old man told me I gotta run his fucking restaurant when I grow up. 614 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,318 What does your old man say? 615 00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,862 He says I gotta fucking Rob your old man's restaurant. 616 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:35,617 Do you know who I'd wanna be? Your uncle Dickie. 617 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:37,327 How he fucking dresses? 618 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:41,039 He said he'd give me $500 if I graduate from fucking high school. 619 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:42,707 Fuck, man. 620 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:09,734 The sixties ended. 621 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,862 Neil young gave that speech from the moon. 622 00:51:12,946 --> 00:51:16,157 Then came the rico statutes around when I was born. 623 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,328 I wish I had come before that. 624 00:51:22,956 --> 00:51:24,499 Hey, uncle dick. 625 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,627 They're gonna be here soon. We gotta get inside and hide. 626 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,880 Hey, Anthony, you go see dirty Harry like I told you? 627 00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:34,092 "You gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?" 628 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:36,010 "Well, do you, punk?" 629 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:41,557 Marone. 630 00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:46,437 It's that old fig tree, in 'lino's back yard. 631 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,273 - Nothing changes. - Yeah. 632 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:56,906 Nothing changes? That's... that's poupette's house. 633 00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:01,869 - What are you mad at me for? - -you-... 634 00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,246 Mother... 635 00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:05,623 How did you let this happen? 636 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,936 Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny? I had plenty on my shoulders 637 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,920 taking care of things while you were in the joint. 638 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,505 - Yeah. - Raising Anthony. 639 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,299 The disaster with the electricians union. 640 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,050 - -Ah! - Your wife with the cramps. 641 00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:18,636 Boo-hoo-hoo! Look at Dickie moltisanti. 642 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,347 His father gets whacked, he steps up. 643 00:52:21,431 --> 00:52:23,850 Takes care of his family, takes care of all the business. 644 00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:26,936 Not a peep out of him. He's younger than you. 645 00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,230 Yeah. 646 00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,441 Surprise! 647 00:52:31,524 --> 00:52:33,168 - -Jesus Christ. - There he is. 648 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:35,361 All I want to do is bang my goomah, go to sleep. 649 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,613 - Hey. - Good to see you. 650 00:52:37,697 --> 00:52:40,337 - Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh? - Much better. 651 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:44,287 - Johnny. - Hey, baby, how are you? Come here. 652 00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,749 Did the surprise work? 653 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:51,336 You know, I'll tell you what surprised me. You got shines on the block, huh? 654 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:56,049 Oh, look at you. Not a pound. He's just a regular charlton heston. 655 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,051 You come, you visit... 656 00:52:58,593 --> 00:53:01,012 But you don't tell me they moved in. On my street. 657 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:02,430 - He's a doctor. - A doctor. 658 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,140 He's not operating on me. 659 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,076 You gotta berate me in front of everybody? 660 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,578 - Ah, Jesus. - You know, just like always. 661 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:10,104 - Ah, vanapoli. - Come on. 662 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:15,276 - Hi, dad. - What do you got on? 663 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,904 Go upstairs, right now, put on some decent clothes. 664 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,823 Johnny, it's what they're wearing nowadays. 665 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,575 Go do what I said, Janice. 666 00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:27,580 Sweetie. You recognize your daddy, pumpkin? 667 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:29,624 Yeah. That's it. 668 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,626 Yeah. 669 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:34,021 What's the matter with you? Go give your father a proper hello. 670 00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,339 - Stunod! 671 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,966 Come here. 672 00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:44,889 - I missed you, dad. - I missed you too, kid. 673 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:48,059 You know, I made your favorite pizza gain. 674 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,769 Even though it's not easter. 675 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,980 I got everybody together. I dressed up. 676 00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:56,067 And you spit on it all, on me! 677 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,194 I didn't invite the coloreds onto the block! 678 00:53:58,277 --> 00:53:59,487 Here we go. 679 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,073 Livia, give him a break. He just did four years. 680 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,783 I did four years! 681 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,671 I missed your baked ziti, baby. 682 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,382 I put extra veal bones in with the sausage. 683 00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:24,303 How about you, chooch? You gonna be a linebacker, huh? 684 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,597 Coach says I'm gonna be starting. 685 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,351 He don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. 686 00:54:30,435 --> 00:54:33,020 It was up to me, you wouldn't be playing at all, 687 00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:35,273 but you went ahead and you forged my signature. 688 00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:38,693 Nah, relax. He's not gonna get hurt. 689 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,779 Here he is. Fresh from his nap. 690 00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:43,072 - Joanne, joanne... - Yeah? 691 00:54:43,156 --> 00:54:45,450 - He hasn't met Johnny. -aww... 692 00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:47,535 - Wow. - Johnny... 693 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,370 This is our Christopher. 694 00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:55,126 Hello, Christopher moltisanti. 695 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,837 It's your uncle Johnny. I'm back from england. 696 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:00,965 - Go with your daddy. - Come here. 697 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:04,010 Oh! Bambolino! 698 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:06,971 Finally, huh? Corrado, right? 699 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,848 - Got myself a son. -hi. 700 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,267 I hear he's slow with the talking. 701 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:12,810 Hi, Christopher, hello! 702 00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:17,231 What's the matter? Don't cry. It's only me, your uncle Tony. 703 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,816 What's wrong. Cootchie-coo! 704 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:21,235 - -Oh. Oh! - Okay. All right. All right. 705 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:24,363 You know, every time you're near him he cries like this. 706 00:55:24,447 --> 00:55:25,907 I didn't do anything. 707 00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:31,370 What happened? It's okay. 708 00:55:31,454 --> 00:55:32,872 Look at that. 709 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:36,167 I don't know what it is, it's like I scare him or something. 710 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,879 Some babies, when they come into the world, 711 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:43,257 know all kinds of things from the other side. 712 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:59,357 Night descends as the sun's light ends 713 00:56:00,191 --> 00:56:03,319 and black comes back, to blend again 714 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,446 - wake up, nigga - yes! 715 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,823 - And with the death of the sun - wake up 716 00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:10,910 - night and blackness become one - wake up 717 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:13,120 - blackness being you - wake up, nigga 718 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:16,374 peeping through the red the white, and the blue 719 00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:19,669 dreaming of bars, black civilizations that once flourished and grew 720 00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,003 -wake up, nigga -hey! 721 00:56:21,087 --> 00:56:23,506 Wake up, niggas or y'all through! 722 00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:25,651 He's, right. He's right. 723 00:56:25,675 --> 00:56:28,469 Drowning in the puddles of the white man's spit 724 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:30,304 - wake up - as you pause for some drawers 725 00:56:30,388 --> 00:56:32,557 -in the midst of shit -wake up 726 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,268 and ain't got nothing to save your funky-ass with 727 00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:37,687 -wake up, nigga -you cool, fool 728 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:40,231 sipping on a menthol cigarette 'round midnight 729 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:41,524 -wake up -rapping about how 730 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,192 the big apple is outta sight 731 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:45,236 - wake up - when you ain't never had a bite 732 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:49,115 - wake up - who are you fooling? Me, you? 733 00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:51,909 Wake up, niggas or we 're all through! 734 00:56:51,993 --> 00:56:54,996 Yeah! Yeah! 735 00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:07,717 That's some inspirational shit. Even the speeches. 736 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,262 This decides me. 737 00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:14,890 Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start my own book. 738 00:57:14,974 --> 00:57:17,560 - You're gonna do what? - We're gonna start... 739 00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:21,981 First black numbers bank in the central ward. 740 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:30,656 Nigga, you talking about facing down the motherfucking mafia. 741 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,617 Frank Lucas will be my backer. 742 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:35,244 He's got money up his ass from the skag. 743 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:38,205 - You know the dope king? - Down home. 744 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:39,707 Country boys. 745 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,377 This ain't greensboro, north cackalacky. 746 00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:46,839 The Italians got soldiers over there. 747 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,174 Okay? That's what the call 'em. 748 00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:50,968 What... what's the matter, you ain't no soldier? 749 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:55,264 - Never thought about myself that way, no. - Well, think about it. 750 00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,267 Right... 751 00:57:58,351 --> 00:58:00,191 "He's got a gun, " you think, "and I haven't." 752 00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:01,854 You figure it's the gun. 753 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,440 Well, listen, soldier. 754 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:08,235 Thousands of guys got guns, but there's only one Johnny Rocco! 755 00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:10,005 How do you account for it? 756 00:58:10,029 --> 00:58:12,382 Well, he knows what he wants. Don't you, Rocco? 757 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,200 - Sure. - What's that? 758 00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:15,743 Tell him, Rocco. 759 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,246 - Well, I want, uh... - He wants more. 760 00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:22,124 - Don't you, Rocco? - Yeah, that's it. More. 761 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,335 That's right, I want more. 762 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:25,961 Here. 763 00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:29,507 Why don't you buy you and your friends some of those, uh... McDonald's. 764 00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:31,884 - The burgers? - Yeah. 765 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,513 Yes, and I had hopes once, but... 766 00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:37,181 Hopes for what? 767 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:40,142 A world in which there's no place for Johnny Rocco. 768 00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:43,562 Okay, soldier, you can make your hopes come true. 769 00:58:44,647 --> 00:58:46,107 But you gotta die for it. 770 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:49,110 See where I'm aiming? Right at your belly. 771 00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:51,153 Go ahead, shoot. 772 00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:56,117 Your turn, daddy. 773 00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:01,622 All right. 774 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,462 Hey, hopalong che si dice. 775 00:59:10,423 --> 00:59:12,383 Oh, fuck. 776 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,597 How's it going, Harold? 777 00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:21,058 Cyril, how's your ass? 778 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,311 How you doing, son? 779 00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:26,647 I'm taking my nephew to the Yankees game. 780 00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:30,317 Is something funny back there? 781 00:59:30,818 --> 00:59:32,528 Sorry, uncle dick. 782 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,865 - No, really, I'm sorry! - You fuckstick. 783 00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:38,325 I heard your ass was back in Jersey. 784 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,244 You still got that warrant over your head? 785 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:42,705 Lead detective died. Nobody gives a shit. 786 00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:46,500 Leon overall had been a white boy, it'd be a whole different story. 787 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:51,046 Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come around, talk to me over here. 788 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:01,056 When are you gonna come back and work for me? 789 01:00:02,892 --> 01:00:05,186 Got stuff of my own percolating. 790 01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:08,814 While you're waiting for that Maxwell house to boil... 791 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,171 Hey, how much he give you? 792 01:00:34,757 --> 01:00:37,092 Like I'm a fucking Pullman Porter. 793 01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:38,761 Man, it's a hundred dollars. 794 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:46,060 I need to see the lease. 795 01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:50,189 - Here you go. - Thank you. 796 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:56,529 Due per cento increase every year. Six and a half years still. 797 01:00:56,612 --> 01:00:57,863 Right? 798 01:00:57,947 --> 01:00:59,490 - -I like. - Yeah. 799 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,076 It's dionne wannick. 800 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,203 Comes from right over here in south orange. 801 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,789 - I love dionne Warwick. - Me, too. 802 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:09,792 I wonder where she gets her hair done. 803 01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:13,212 Probably some fancy place in Beverly Hills. 804 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:16,298 I bet she pays a hundred dollars. Oof! Marone! 805 01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,843 I should move to Beverly's hill. 806 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,221 Where'd you learn to do hair? 807 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:24,723 - I learned from Mia mamma. - Mm. 808 01:01:24,807 --> 01:01:28,477 My... she had a chair in the front room. 809 01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:33,440 Women would come, and I sweep up. 810 01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:36,235 - And I watch. - Oh, how wonderful. 811 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,779 - But that's not the life I want for me. - Mm. 812 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:41,782 Over there, you get old so fast. 813 01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:45,160 Ten children and a big, black dress. 814 01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:46,912 You know, over there, 815 01:01:46,996 --> 01:01:49,248 I wanted to be a priest. 816 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,293 - You mean "nun." - No, no, priest. 817 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,879 Nuns have to do what they told. 818 01:01:54,962 --> 01:01:57,548 The priest is the boss. 819 01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:59,592 Capo. 820 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:03,345 So you never tried the convent, huh? 821 01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,055 Not for me. 822 01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,142 I could not stand the silence. 823 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,935 - No male. - No, yeah. 824 01:02:10,019 --> 01:02:15,149 You wind up doing push-ups in the asparagus garden. 825 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,860 You know? 826 01:02:22,031 --> 01:02:24,283 - What's so funny? - Nuns. 827 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:27,369 They weren't so funny when they were hitting me with a ruler. 828 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,849 First thing you gotta do is look at the lease. 829 01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:31,999 Is that the lease? 830 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,127 We already look at the lease. It's good. 831 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,212 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna look it over. 832 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,850 There's just one thing I want to make better. 833 01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:52,519 - -Oh, yeah? - New sinks. 834 01:02:53,646 --> 01:02:55,648 Those are disgust. 835 01:02:55,731 --> 01:02:58,067 We can do that, sure. 836 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,945 This is some fantastic salsicce. 837 01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:07,701 I am worried about the fucking boiler, though. 838 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,703 Looked like shit. 839 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:12,039 - Inspector says it's fine. - Okay, okay. 840 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,851 But the thing about remodeling is you start with the sinks and then you go, 841 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,478 "we might as well do this other thing while we're at it." 842 01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:18,212 - It spins out of control. -ah. 843 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:22,716 We don't want to be pouring good money after bad. 844 01:03:24,385 --> 01:03:26,720 Can you stop eating for one minute? 845 01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:34,436 No capisce, but I'm all fuckin' ears. 846 01:03:35,688 --> 01:03:38,232 So we're not going to buy it for me, the beauty parlor? 847 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:41,318 All I'm saying, I don't want us walking into a stupid situation. 848 01:03:41,402 --> 01:03:42,903 You think I'm stupid? 849 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,780 Oh, let me ask you, what are you, on the rag? 850 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:48,200 Every time I say something you don't like, you ask me if I'm... 851 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:53,580 First you tell me to find a store I can turn into beauty parlor. 852 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,749 I do that. You say it looks good. 853 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:59,294 Then you say, "no, let's buy a place already a beauty parlor." 854 01:03:59,378 --> 01:04:01,964 I find this place. Now the boiler! 855 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,383 Sweetheart, why are we arguing about fucking plumbing? 856 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:06,593 I always want to do right by you! 857 01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:07,678 You know, I love you! 858 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:13,851 - You know I don't speak Italian! - Maybe you should learn! 859 01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:16,186 - Oh, where you going? - To put on a robe. 860 01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:17,730 I'm cold. 861 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,878 Better hurry up. Pot roast night. 862 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,838 Right. You know wednesdays I gotta go home. 863 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,357 And what are you getting so pissy about? 864 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,508 Why did I make the sausage? 865 01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:51,180 To make me happy? Because I love it? 866 01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:53,849 But it's not as good as joanne's fucking pot roast. 867 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,769 - Ah, you're digging at joanne again. - I hate her. 868 01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:59,813 Of course you do. It's only natural. 869 01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:03,317 Go home and eat. I don't want the beauty salon. 870 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,693 Ah, vafangool. 871 01:05:04,777 --> 01:05:06,361 Motherfucker! 872 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:09,782 You think you know everything! 873 01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:35,140 - Jackie, you drive stick? - Fuck no. 874 01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,226 - -I do! - You drive. 875 01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:39,728 Grab his arm, hold him down. 876 01:05:40,229 --> 01:05:41,313 Fucking punks! 877 01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:49,823 We're gonna get in so much fucking trouble! 878 01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:52,699 - My father's gonna use the belt on me! - You little shit! 879 01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:56,912 If anybody tells anybody about this, next time we use the belt. 880 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:10,926 Oh! Come here! Free ice cream! 881 01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:18,142 Here, here. 882 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,397 Get more of it. 883 01:06:27,401 --> 01:06:29,278 Here, here. Here you go. 884 01:06:30,863 --> 01:06:33,824 Here you go. How 'bout this one? There you go, sweetheart. 885 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:38,829 That manicotti at vesuvio's is so rich. 886 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,224 How'd you hear about them throwing mister softee a beating? 887 01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:43,458 His cousin Tony blundetto told Janice. 888 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,478 I was down in the islands when he pulled that shit. 889 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,672 If I was home I'd have given him a schiaff he'd never forget. 890 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,355 What's he want to be when he gets older? 891 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:52,676 Thinks he's gonna be a football player. 892 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,094 He's good. 893 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:56,178 I don't think he's pro material. 894 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,724 - What do you think, dick? - Probably not. 895 01:06:58,807 --> 01:07:02,603 But who knows, he puts on a few pounds, four years of college ball... 896 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:06,023 He should go to work for my cousin frank in the patio furniture business. 897 01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:07,316 Here we go with that tune. 898 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,336 So maybe he's not a ball player, but li, you don't wanna step on the kid's dream. 899 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,737 You always take his side. 900 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,114 Look, you give him the best advice you can, 901 01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:16,867 you lead by example, he'll make the right decision. 902 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:19,578 - This kid's got what it takes. - That's what I'm saying. 903 01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:22,164 We all do things like that when we're kids, right? 904 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,208 Beat up the mister softee man. 905 01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:27,252 If my Christopher grew up to be like Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him. 906 01:07:27,336 --> 01:07:28,962 I told him the other day, I said, 907 01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:31,590 "you play football for a career, it doesn't last long. 908 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:34,551 You wind up an old crippled man by the time you're 32." 909 01:07:34,635 --> 01:07:38,055 Bobby piocosta, he's a junior, on Anthony's team. 910 01:07:38,138 --> 01:07:40,390 He fractured his shoulder last week. 911 01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:42,017 The mother was hysterical. 912 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,436 They had to take him to a specialist at St. barnabas. 913 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,164 You think the school's gonna pay for that? 914 01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:49,566 That's some Christmas present, huh? Having your kid laid up. 915 01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:51,610 He can't help outside, hang the decorations. 916 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,237 He can't help shovel the walk... 917 01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,668 Don't give me that look. Hm? 918 01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:34,194 I thought it will be different. 919 01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:37,572 What? 920 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,951 Make love with a black man. 921 01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:43,537 Is it? 922 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:51,545 It's all about Italian men, huh? 923 01:08:53,005 --> 01:08:55,507 There's stories about Dean Martin and rossano brazzi, 924 01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:57,301 how they're great lovers. 925 01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:00,595 If you feed them. 926 01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:02,681 Oh! 927 01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:04,099 Oh! 928 01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:07,519 You gotta give Dickie his meatballs and his noodles. 929 01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:10,188 I'm Dickie's comare. 930 01:09:14,276 --> 01:09:17,654 Dickie and his friends, they like their women to stay at home. 931 01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:19,114 Don't go out. 932 01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,908 Wait on them, hand and feet. 933 01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:27,539 I'd stack my bread if you were my girl. 934 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:33,128 You want to have your own beauty parlor? Knock yourself out. I'd even back it. 935 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:37,549 - You want your woman to work? - No, but I'd be real proud of her. 936 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,552 Owning a business. 937 01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,221 My mama used to take in the washing. 938 01:09:44,890 --> 01:09:47,392 I always respected her for that. 939 01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:58,737 Dickie says colored men don't have no head for making money. 940 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,752 Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 941 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:33,021 Four, two, seven. 942 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:34,731 Box it for me? 943 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:36,775 You know, another nurse hit the number last night. 944 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,151 Big time. 945 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:40,070 Damn. Who was it? 946 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,030 What do I know, it was up in the first ward. 947 01:10:42,114 --> 01:10:43,907 It was, uh... it was St. Michaels. 948 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:45,367 Thatjinxes it for me. 949 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:59,191 See, the law of averages say you got the same chance of hitting 950 01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:00,549 as any two random people. 951 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:04,428 Yeah, but two people at the same time don't have the same chance of winning. 952 01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:05,804 That's the law of averages. 953 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:08,306 That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson. It's all random. 954 01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:10,267 You don't understand fate. 955 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,647 What do you got for me, professor? 956 01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:18,984 See you tomorrow. 957 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:28,660 Tomorrow there'll be a brother here for the pickup. 958 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,456 No more whitey's cut. 959 01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:42,382 What the fuck, man? 960 01:11:56,354 --> 01:12:00,942 And this black guy, Harold mcbrayer, popped one of my guys. 961 01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:03,403 He used to be a runner of mine. 962 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:05,572 We don't know who ordered it. We can't find mcbrayer. 963 01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:08,575 So what do you want from me? 964 01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:11,495 I was thinking maybe you could ask in here. 965 01:12:12,204 --> 01:12:15,916 Nation of islam, talk to Alonzo Turner, see if any of them knows anything. 966 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,460 I don't talk to people in here. 967 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,630 I mostly read all day. 968 01:12:25,634 --> 01:12:27,844 How you doing on your merit badges? 969 01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:33,141 I'm coaching a beep baseball team. 970 01:12:33,642 --> 01:12:34,851 A who? 971 01:12:34,935 --> 01:12:38,313 It's baseball. For blind kids. 972 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,066 Get the fuck outta here. 973 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:42,817 No, for real. 974 01:12:52,953 --> 01:12:54,579 Run, run, run, come on! 975 01:12:54,663 --> 01:12:56,081 Shortstop, left! 976 01:12:59,501 --> 01:13:02,546 Way to go, coach. Our boys looked sterling out there today. 977 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:06,424 Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? 978 01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:09,803 Coach moltisanti! Coach moltisanti! 979 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,180 You're a Saint! 980 01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,564 oh, shit! 981 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:03,773 Gun! 982 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,486 Where's Harold? 983 01:14:08,570 --> 01:14:10,655 In your mother's fat Guinea ass. 984 01:14:10,739 --> 01:14:12,907 You take that back! 985 01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:15,076 Who put him up to it, Angelo salerno? 986 01:14:15,869 --> 01:14:16,995 Anthony bello? 987 01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:19,289 Chef boyardee. 988 01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:25,253 Put him on the table! 989 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:28,673 Pussy, grab his legs. 990 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:34,304 What are you gonna do, rotate my tires? 991 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:39,434 Dick, I just got this jacket. 992 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,901 Open! 993 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,611 - What about it? - Fuck you! 994 01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:56,326 Stop for a minute! 995 01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:58,161 God damn it! 996 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,872 I don't fucking... 997 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:08,004 Harold! Harold mcbrayer! 998 01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:09,506 I asked you whose idea it was! 999 01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:12,384 I told you! It was Harold! Nobody put him up to it! 1000 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:14,469 - Oh... 1001 01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,448 The fucker acted on his own? 1002 01:15:36,408 --> 01:15:38,118 Come on. All right, Dickie. 1003 01:15:38,243 --> 01:15:40,245 Go get it. 1004 01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:46,126 That fall, Johnny moved to the suburbs, the black thing. 1005 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,045 And he was seriously earning. 1006 01:15:50,422 --> 01:15:53,425 This move made Tony half a pussy, in my estimation. 1007 01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:58,012 What made you think it was a good idea 1008 01:15:58,096 --> 01:16:00,849 to steal the answers to the geometry test? 1009 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:08,565 I didn't study, and, uh, I needed to pass, so I could stay on the football team. 1010 01:16:08,648 --> 01:16:12,026 You know, you got Charlie nodzak in trouble, too, 1011 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:14,028 when you paid him for the answers. 1012 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,532 Well, he was the only kid I knew on the mimeo squad. 1013 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:20,493 Well, Charlie was on the honor roll. 1014 01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:22,746 And you're missing the point. 1015 01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:24,956 You know stealing the test was wrong. 1016 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:29,002 Yeah, I guess so. 1017 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:31,522 But if you're gonna kick me out of school, I mean, you should just do it, 1018 01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:33,339 instead of us talking about it. 1019 01:16:35,884 --> 01:16:37,594 You talk a lot at home? 1020 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,473 I don't know. 1021 01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:47,896 Well, your dad, for example, what does he talk to you about? 1022 01:16:50,982 --> 01:16:52,317 The lawn. 1023 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:54,569 What about the lawn? 1024 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,615 I don't know, he goes to yankee stadium and he comes home 1025 01:16:58,698 --> 01:17:00,450 and says our lawn looks crummy. 1026 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:05,622 What about your mother? Is she someone who likes to talk a lot? 1027 01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:09,250 I guess so. 1028 01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:14,964 Well... what makes her happy? 1029 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:18,551 Happy? My mother? 1030 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:25,308 Let's go, Anthony. 1031 01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:29,062 I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano? 1032 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:33,358 Well, it's gonna have to be fast, 'cause I'm parked at the hydrant. 1033 01:17:38,947 --> 01:17:42,534 On the basis of the Stanford-binet, he's high IQ, 1034 01:17:42,617 --> 01:17:45,203 - but you know that. - You can't prove it by me. 1035 01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:47,413 He's got a d-plus average. 1036 01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:50,041 Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, 1037 01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,085 but he is smart. 1038 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:57,507 There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck. 1039 01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:03,888 I also administered the Briggs-Myers personality inventory just now, 1040 01:18:03,972 --> 01:18:06,224 and the results tell us, he's a leader. 1041 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:11,354 "Enthusiastic, insightful, playful." 1042 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,940 Ah, you're talking through your hat. 1043 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,113 He did tell me one thing I'd like to share with you. 1044 01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:22,490 But it's gotta be fast, because I'm still at the hydrant. 1045 01:18:22,574 --> 01:18:24,718 Do you remember a children's book called sutter's mill... 1046 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:28,371 - No. - About the gold rush in California? 1047 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:31,165 Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah? 1048 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:35,420 He told me about a night your husband was... away. 1049 01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:40,466 And you got in the bed with Anthony and hugged him. 1050 01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:48,474 He said that? 1051 01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:52,312 No, his exact words were you "snuggled up close". 1052 01:19:00,278 --> 01:19:04,032 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now. 1053 01:19:04,115 --> 01:19:06,576 You read to him from that book. 1054 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:10,747 Long into the night, apparently. He remembered details. 1055 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:14,584 He didn't know the word "ingot," and you explained it to him. 1056 01:19:19,839 --> 01:19:22,926 He said it was one of his best memories of his life. 1057 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:36,856 Is that a hotel Bible? 1058 01:19:38,858 --> 01:19:40,777 I forget where I got it. 1059 01:19:41,778 --> 01:19:44,822 Baby, cousin cyril is dead. 1060 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:03,299 You're supposed to do an hour. 1061 01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:05,009 It's an hour on, ten minutes off. 1062 01:20:05,093 --> 01:20:08,113 All of a sudden youse two are only on 40 minutes and then disappear. 1063 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,866 - We don't know where the fuck you are. - We're off somewhere thinking, 1064 01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,910 "what more can we do for gentleman dick and Johnny?" 1065 01:20:12,934 --> 01:20:14,769 Don't get cute. 1066 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,854 Where's giuseppina tonight? 1067 01:20:16,938 --> 01:20:19,816 Ah, the movies with her girlfriend. 1068 01:20:19,899 --> 01:20:21,359 I would eat her shit. 1069 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,403 Oh! 1070 01:20:26,656 --> 01:20:30,243 You don't talk about her that way. In fact, you don't talk about her at all. 1071 01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,953 Hey, take it easy! 1072 01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:33,162 I love her. I love her! 1073 01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:34,789 {gunshofl - get down! 1074 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,959 Hey, asshole! 1075 01:20:39,002 --> 01:20:41,004 _ _ Dickie! 1076 01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:42,630 Mother...! 1077 01:20:50,054 --> 01:20:51,681 Come on, you fucker. Come here. 1078 01:20:52,098 --> 01:20:55,098 - You like that, huh? How 'bout that? - Come on, you motherfuckers. 1079 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,894 {gunshofl - 1080 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,730 Fuck! 1081 01:21:10,658 --> 01:21:12,660 No, no, no! Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! 1082 01:21:12,744 --> 01:21:13,786 Frankie! 1083 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,166 You, mother...! 1084 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:23,170 Shit! 1085 01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:57,515 Anthony, come eat! 1086 01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:03,980 There's my big boy. 1087 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:06,274 Oh, cool, man, a hamburger. 1088 01:23:06,357 --> 01:23:08,860 I thought you'd like a change from a mortadella sandwich. 1089 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:10,570 I made it special for you. 1090 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:14,782 You look nice. 1091 01:23:14,866 --> 01:23:15,950 Aww... 1092 01:23:16,701 --> 01:23:19,954 Me and aunt Mary are going to the city to see no, no, nanette. 1093 01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:24,208 - What's that? - Broadway. A play. 1094 01:23:24,292 --> 01:23:26,586 Shoes are killing my bunions. 1095 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:28,588 You should go see Dr. Cuomo. 1096 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:31,591 We don't go to him anymore. 1097 01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,218 We don't? 1098 01:23:34,302 --> 01:23:38,181 - He said some very rude things to me. - Like what? 1099 01:23:38,264 --> 01:23:42,268 He wants me to take pills for my sleeping. 1100 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:44,437 And... and other things. 1101 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,523 I'm not some lunatic. 1102 01:23:49,192 --> 01:23:51,861 No, but maybe some medicine would be good. 1103 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,405 You and your father. Why don't you get in line to blame me. 1104 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:56,365 I wasn't blaming you, I was just saying... 1105 01:23:56,449 --> 01:23:59,827 This new thing... called elavil. 1106 01:23:59,911 --> 01:24:02,246 For people who are sick in the head. 1107 01:24:06,918 --> 01:24:09,629 ♪ Go runnin' for the shelter 1108 01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:12,256 ♪ of a mother's little helper 1109 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,133 what? 1110 01:24:14,217 --> 01:24:15,843 It's a song. 1111 01:24:15,927 --> 01:24:19,013 - It's by the stones. - Exactly what I'm talking about. 1112 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:21,641 They're drug addicts. I don't take drugs. 1113 01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:25,436 The song's not saying that you take drugs, it's... 1114 01:24:28,648 --> 01:24:30,983 You smoking marijuana, I suppose? 1115 01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:34,612 - Mom, I'm on the team. - Your sister is. 1116 01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:36,447 I'm almost sure of it. 1117 01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:38,467 This hamburger's great, mom. 1118 01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:39,909 - It's really good. -go on. 1119 01:24:41,619 --> 01:24:43,120 I went to all that trouble 1120 01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:45,915 just so we could have a nice conversation for once, and for what? 1121 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:50,253 How am I supposed to enjoy a Broadway show with my children and their pot? 1122 01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:51,879 Ma, I don't smoke pot! 1123 01:24:51,963 --> 01:24:53,941 Well, your sister comes in here smelling like a gypsy. 1124 01:24:53,965 --> 01:24:56,259 Well, I'm not my sister. I'm always being accused. 1125 01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:59,220 Oh! Poor you! 1126 01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:27,999 Don't look so blue, kid. 1127 01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:31,460 - You and me'll cut out, go play catch. - It's raining. 1128 01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:33,313 Sa benedica, gets put in the ground, 1129 01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:34,737 all they want to do is eat my food. 1130 01:25:36,424 --> 01:25:39,051 It's not an Irish wake, right, no food. 1131 01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:42,096 You get carried to your car. Watch your step there, boss. 1132 01:25:46,267 --> 01:25:48,561 - How you doing? - How you been? 1133 01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,443 Eckley, how's the boy? 1134 01:25:55,526 --> 01:25:57,778 Wonder what they talk about in there? 1135 01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:09,623 Uncle dick, can I talk to you for a minute? 1136 01:26:09,707 --> 01:26:11,542 What's up, Joe cocker? 1137 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,210 All right, I'm gonna wait in the car. 1138 01:26:13,711 --> 01:26:15,588 You help her? Help her. 1139 01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:17,214 Well, spit it out. 1140 01:26:18,716 --> 01:26:20,718 You ever heard of this? 1141 01:26:22,261 --> 01:26:23,971 Yeah, so, what about it? 1142 01:26:24,055 --> 01:26:25,890 Well, my mom's been in a bad mood lately. 1143 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:27,350 Lately? 1144 01:26:27,433 --> 01:26:30,603 The doctor said that this medicine could help her, but she won't take it. 1145 01:26:31,437 --> 01:26:32,938 So what do you want from me? 1146 01:26:33,022 --> 01:26:35,816 So I was thinking maybe you could talk to her. 1147 01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:37,526 What about your old man? 1148 01:26:37,610 --> 01:26:40,237 Nah, she's not speaking to him. He did something. 1149 01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:41,947 I see the way she looks at you. 1150 01:26:42,031 --> 01:26:44,200 Always sits next to you at dinners. 1151 01:26:44,283 --> 01:26:46,285 She bought you that fur hat for Christmas... 1152 01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,120 I never wear it. 1153 01:26:48,204 --> 01:26:51,123 I mean... she looks up to you. 1154 01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:53,334 And maybe you could get her some. 1155 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:55,795 You need a prescription. I can't get it in my own name. 1156 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:58,631 - I know you can get anything. - Don't be a wise ass. 1157 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:01,592 I'm not, I'm just saying it could make her happy. 1158 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:03,844 - Even Janice says. -janice. 1159 01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:05,930 There's somebody we all want to take advice from. 1160 01:27:08,182 --> 01:27:09,642 Anthony! 1161 01:27:10,309 --> 01:27:13,479 The pros play in the rain. 1162 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:15,898 - Ah, what are you doing, jun'? - -uncle jun'! 1163 01:27:19,819 --> 01:27:21,862 - -Oh, Madonna Mia! - Stay down. 1164 01:27:21,946 --> 01:27:23,197 - Don't move him! - Uncle jun'! 1165 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,865 I just said don't move him! 1166 01:27:24,949 --> 01:27:28,244 Your sister's cunt! 1167 01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:31,205 - Corrado! - I'm calling an ambulance. God damn it. 1168 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,374 Here you go. Here you go. 1169 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:35,126 - Take my hand. - Cocksucker! 1170 01:27:55,104 --> 01:27:57,898 These are frank Sinatra, Jr. tickets for your uncle. 1171 01:27:58,899 --> 01:28:01,026 I gotta fly down to the dog track. 1172 01:28:02,570 --> 01:28:05,424 They boast a string of hits that seems to have no end, 1173 01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:09,118 out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the mighty delfonics. 1174 01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:13,831 Hey, kid. How's your rash? 1175 01:28:14,665 --> 01:28:16,292 Uncle Dickie around? 1176 01:28:21,005 --> 01:28:22,173 Hey. 1177 01:28:28,888 --> 01:28:31,640 Mezzanine? What the fuck. 1178 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:35,603 - -What? - That medicine. 1179 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:39,773 You nervous Nellie, I got stuff to do. 1180 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,196 Hey, hey, come here. 1181 01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:47,573 I want to show you something. 1182 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,917 Holy shit. Jbls. 1183 01:29:00,127 --> 01:29:02,463 A pair of them are yours to take home. 1184 01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:05,216 Yeah, well, they're hot. 1185 01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:07,510 Eh, fell off a truck. 1186 01:29:07,593 --> 01:29:09,220 Far out, man. 1187 01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:12,723 Oh-oh! 1188 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,100 Ten-inch woofers. 1189 01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:20,397 I want to go to college. I can't get caught with shit like this. 1190 01:29:20,481 --> 01:29:25,653 Okay, my friend hesh... Says only goys and children pay retail. 1191 01:29:25,736 --> 01:29:28,656 This isn't wholesale, it's totally on the arm. 1192 01:29:31,742 --> 01:29:32,952 Look... 1193 01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:36,664 You want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. 1194 01:29:37,248 --> 01:29:39,583 But pay attention to me for once, okay? 1195 01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:41,418 You take the speakers, right? 1196 01:29:41,502 --> 01:29:44,797 At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. 1197 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:46,340 Now, you say to yourself, 1198 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:48,676 "this is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." 1199 01:29:48,759 --> 01:29:50,344 And you stick to it. 1200 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:54,557 It's that simple. 1201 01:30:18,372 --> 01:30:20,583 Maybe I should get on top. 1202 01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:39,810 Fucking Dickie moltisanti! 1203 01:30:44,273 --> 01:30:46,066 It's more than a month now! 1204 01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,901 For god's sake, corrado. 1205 01:30:47,985 --> 01:30:50,696 He didn't push you down the stairs, you slipped. 1206 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:52,781 He got a good laugh out of it, though. 1207 01:30:57,995 --> 01:31:00,247 Any excuse not to fuck. 1208 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,771 They don't vote the motherfucker out of the white house, 1209 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:09,381 somebody gonna assassinate his lying ass. 1210 01:31:09,465 --> 01:31:11,300 Azalea, you got it! 1211 01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:17,765 Say, hey! There's my farm boy from the garden state. 1212 01:31:17,848 --> 01:31:19,391 Where's my tomatoes? 1213 01:31:19,475 --> 01:31:20,809 Brought you collard Greens. 1214 01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:22,311 Ah, now you talkin'. 1215 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,565 Sit down. 1216 01:31:26,649 --> 01:31:28,442 Have a hot chocolate and baileys. 1217 01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:31,278 - So, we square? - -Ooh, Chanel. 1218 01:31:37,326 --> 01:31:39,244 Small bills. You're doing good. 1219 01:31:39,328 --> 01:31:42,706 Soon I'll be in the stratosphere with you. Call me buzz aldrin. 1220 01:31:42,790 --> 01:31:46,210 Well, buzz, gonna hype you again. State lottery's coming. 1221 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:50,089 Your woman's not gonna be wearing French footwear very long. 1222 01:31:50,172 --> 01:31:53,133 Now, with smack, you got white kids coming in 1223 01:31:53,217 --> 01:31:57,262 from long island, New Jersey, Westchester to the east village, 1224 01:31:57,346 --> 01:32:00,683 paying thirty bucks to stick their arm in a hole. 1225 01:32:00,766 --> 01:32:05,729 Invisible person on the other side finds a vein, shoots 'em up... 1226 01:32:07,690 --> 01:32:09,608 Should tell you something about the future. 1227 01:32:09,692 --> 01:32:12,194 You make a good point. We'll talk. 1228 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:13,737 Thanks. 1229 01:32:15,781 --> 01:32:17,700 This week I gotta... 1230 01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:21,787 Gotta do something about this Guinea motherfucker or he'll do me. 1231 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:25,416 - -Ah. Dimeo? - Nah, Dickie moltisanti. 1232 01:32:26,959 --> 01:32:29,545 Controls the numbers, whole rest of Newark. 1233 01:32:29,628 --> 01:32:31,672 You maybe need an assist on the play? 1234 01:32:34,425 --> 01:32:36,093 Why would you want to do that for me? 1235 01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:39,722 I got my own issues with the five families. 1236 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,266 I appreciate it, frank, but... 1237 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:44,893 Terms of the community. 1238 01:32:45,644 --> 01:32:47,354 I'd better do this myself. 1239 01:32:48,939 --> 01:32:50,274 Darryl. 1240 01:32:57,114 --> 01:32:58,907 Merry Christmas, buzz. 1241 01:34:03,555 --> 01:34:05,557 I'm so hungry. 1242 01:34:07,768 --> 01:34:09,186 I got news. 1243 01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:13,690 That beauty parlor? I took it over. 1244 01:34:15,734 --> 01:34:18,320 - For me? - We'll be partners. 1245 01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:20,906 It'll be in my name, but you'll run it. 1246 01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,700 Exactly how you want it. I'll be hands off. 1247 01:34:29,790 --> 01:34:31,792 Oh, Dickie! 1248 01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:26,638 Hey, what did the bartender say when the horse came in? 1249 01:35:26,722 --> 01:35:28,348 "Why the long face?" 1250 01:35:29,308 --> 01:35:32,394 - You told me that a million times. - Yeah, so? 1251 01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:34,146 Why the long face? 1252 01:35:35,564 --> 01:35:39,610 I'm all, uh... intronata. 1253 01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:42,362 You're mixed up? Well, what are you mixed up about? 1254 01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:45,699 So many things. 1255 01:35:45,782 --> 01:35:47,635 Ten minutes ago you were laughing like an idiot. 1256 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:48,911 What did I do? 1257 01:35:49,578 --> 01:35:51,538 The beauty parlor. 1258 01:35:51,622 --> 01:35:54,666 The beaut...? I thought that's what you wanted. 1259 01:35:54,750 --> 01:35:56,710 More than anything. 1260 01:35:57,210 --> 01:36:01,632 But now we partners in business. It's like a marriage. 1261 01:36:04,593 --> 01:36:07,471 I'm alone. So much. 1262 01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:11,600 I get lonely. 1263 01:36:13,435 --> 01:36:15,437 Maybe you didn't love me anymore. 1264 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:19,441 Hey, if I don't love you anymore, you won't mistake it for a maybe. 1265 01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:25,238 Someone else came along. 1266 01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:33,664 I said yes. 1267 01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:40,253 Don't make me say. 1268 01:36:41,797 --> 01:36:44,132 What, you said, "yes, come fuck me?" 1269 01:36:45,092 --> 01:36:47,135 Is that what you're trying to say? What else, yes? 1270 01:36:47,219 --> 01:36:49,680 It didn't mean anything, Dickie. 1271 01:36:49,763 --> 01:36:51,431 - I love you! - How many times? 1272 01:36:51,515 --> 01:36:54,101 - I don't know. - You don't know? 1273 01:36:54,184 --> 01:36:56,103 So many times you can't remember? Who was he? 1274 01:36:56,186 --> 01:36:58,021 - I doesn't matter, it's over! - Who was he? 1275 01:36:58,105 --> 01:37:00,232 - I can't! - Tell me! Fucking tell me. 1276 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:02,543 - Promise you won't hurt him! - I don't promise anything, 1277 01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:04,820 but you don't tell me, it's gonna be worse. 1278 01:37:06,363 --> 01:37:07,614 Harold. 1279 01:37:26,717 --> 01:37:28,552 You fucked that murdering nigger? 1280 01:37:28,635 --> 01:37:32,055 But I don't love him, Dickie! I love you! 1281 01:37:32,139 --> 01:37:33,807 Please! Don't! 1282 01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:36,601 No, please! No! No! 1283 01:39:29,756 --> 01:39:32,008 One thing I still miss at Christmas... 1284 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:35,887 The seven fishes. My wife used to make it. 1285 01:39:35,971 --> 01:39:37,848 And tripe, too. 1286 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:41,726 She could make those two things, out of this world. 1287 01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:47,065 You celebrate Christmas with your goomar, or you stick around home? 1288 01:39:48,525 --> 01:39:50,277 What makes you ask? 1289 01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:53,905 I just remember with my girlfriend, it was always a big argument. 1290 01:39:57,117 --> 01:39:58,493 She died. 1291 01:40:01,580 --> 01:40:03,039 80 young. 1292 01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:06,501 What happened? 1293 01:40:07,586 --> 01:40:10,797 - Pneumonia. - Pneumonia? 1294 01:40:11,464 --> 01:40:15,468 She had weak lungs, from growing up on the other side. 1295 01:40:16,928 --> 01:40:18,930 Fucked up doctors... 1296 01:40:21,057 --> 01:40:23,518 So much tragedy in your life. 1297 01:40:24,561 --> 01:40:27,314 Your father, your mistress... 1298 01:40:28,607 --> 01:40:30,817 I don't even have a picture of her. 1299 01:40:36,239 --> 01:40:38,366 You know, I... I try so hard. 1300 01:40:40,952 --> 01:40:42,954 What kind of god, huh? 1301 01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:49,586 I go to church when joanne wants, 1302 01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:52,964 I try to set an example for my nephew, I come see you... 1303 01:40:53,048 --> 01:40:55,133 I do all kinds of good things. 1304 01:40:56,927 --> 01:40:59,888 You know the Christmas song, "my favorite things"? 1305 01:40:59,971 --> 01:41:01,348 Yeah. 1306 01:41:02,307 --> 01:41:05,268 Maybe some of the things you choose to do... 1307 01:41:06,394 --> 01:41:07,938 Aren't god's favorite. 1308 01:41:10,857 --> 01:41:12,734 What are you trying to say? 1309 01:41:14,611 --> 01:41:18,156 - What do I know? - I'm a murderer. 1310 01:41:23,453 --> 01:41:25,497 As far as your nephew goes... 1311 01:41:26,122 --> 01:41:27,540 May I make a brief suggestion 1312 01:41:27,624 --> 01:41:30,043 for a nice Christmas present you could give him? 1313 01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:35,257 I'm listening. 1314 01:41:37,175 --> 01:41:39,177 Stay out of his life. 1315 01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:53,650 It's damaged. And you're out of line with your prices. 1316 01:42:23,763 --> 01:42:24,363 Who is this? 1317 01:42:24,363 --> 01:42:26,599 Hey, uncle dick, it's Tony. 1318 01:42:26,683 --> 01:42:28,018 How's it going? 1319 01:42:29,853 --> 01:42:31,247 There's a party tonight, and I was wondering 1320 01:42:31,271 --> 01:42:33,773 if we could get a couple cases of rolling rock? 1321 01:42:34,983 --> 01:42:36,192 Uncle dick? 1322 01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:42,073 Uncle dick? Hello? 1323 01:42:45,118 --> 01:42:47,078 There's something wrong with his phone. 1324 01:42:47,162 --> 01:42:49,164 Your ass. Same as last time. 1325 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,625 It doesn't have to be rolling rock. 1326 01:42:52,709 --> 01:42:56,421 - Does he know that? - It's not about the fucking name brand. 1327 01:42:57,297 --> 01:42:58,798 Carmela, you got a dime? 1328 01:43:14,230 --> 01:43:15,230 Hello? 1329 01:43:15,230 --> 01:43:16,816 Hey, aunt Jo. 1330 01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:19,069 It's Tony. Can I speak to uncle dick? 1331 01:43:20,695 --> 01:43:22,295 I haven't seen him today. 1332 01:43:22,295 --> 01:43:23,573 Yeah? 1333 01:43:25,825 --> 01:43:27,619 Well, how's Christopher? 1334 01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:30,455 You know, the colic? 1335 01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:34,084 For my money, you kids shouldn't be drinking at your age. 1336 01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:35,794 Give me the goddamn phone. 1337 01:43:44,010 --> 01:43:45,595 Fuck. 1338 01:43:45,678 --> 01:43:47,472 Hey, Joe jerk-off. 1339 01:43:51,601 --> 01:43:53,228 What'd you say? 1340 01:43:53,311 --> 01:43:54,896 I said, hey, Joe jerk... 1341 01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,731 - Your sister's twat! -what? 1342 01:43:58,441 --> 01:43:59,734 Stop it! 1343 01:44:00,860 --> 01:44:02,112 Stop it! 1344 01:44:16,501 --> 01:44:17,961 What do you got for us? 1345 01:44:18,044 --> 01:44:20,380 It's what I told you, furniture. Ethan Allen. 1346 01:44:20,463 --> 01:44:23,550 Dinette sets and, uh, TV trays. 1347 01:44:24,217 --> 01:44:25,552 TV trays? 1348 01:44:25,635 --> 01:44:27,095 I didn't argue. 1349 01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:29,514 Fucking truck's not gonna unload itself. 1350 01:44:33,643 --> 01:44:36,271 - I'll let him know. 1351 01:44:45,822 --> 01:44:48,074 Hey, sil, I need to talk to my uncle Dickie. 1352 01:44:49,409 --> 01:44:53,121 - He's not here. - His car's here. 1353 01:44:53,204 --> 01:44:54,831 Battery's dead. 1354 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,543 You know where he is? 1355 01:44:59,085 --> 01:45:01,087 Who am I, rand McNally? 1356 01:45:06,301 --> 01:45:09,637 Okay, well... merry Christmas, sil. 1357 01:45:12,223 --> 01:45:13,892 You too, kid. 1358 01:45:24,861 --> 01:45:29,908 Carmine spotted Harold, rockhaven motel, down on 46th. 1359 01:45:32,994 --> 01:45:34,829 Well, we'll do it tomorrow. 1360 01:45:36,164 --> 01:45:38,625 I'll pick you up at 10:00 at the pork store. 1361 01:45:42,587 --> 01:45:45,215 It's the kid again. I told him you're not here. 1362 01:45:48,218 --> 01:45:49,886 Turn the lights out. 1363 01:45:51,095 --> 01:45:53,389 But the guys, they're still unloading. 1364 01:46:38,768 --> 01:46:40,770 You know... 1365 01:47:28,401 --> 01:47:29,694 The fuck are you doing? 1366 01:47:29,777 --> 01:47:31,446 I don't want these! 1367 01:47:37,410 --> 01:47:38,703 Oh! 1368 01:47:38,786 --> 01:47:40,204 That was a gift! 1369 01:47:40,288 --> 01:47:43,124 You take 'em! I don't want any part of this! 1370 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:45,388 None of it! I don't want any part of this! 1371 01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:48,504 Huh? What "this"? 1372 01:47:50,798 --> 01:47:52,383 What "this"? 1373 01:47:58,848 --> 01:48:00,266 Night, dick. 1374 01:48:09,275 --> 01:48:10,276 Dick... 1375 01:48:10,985 --> 01:48:14,072 The kid. I don't know what happened with you two. 1376 01:48:14,781 --> 01:48:18,493 But he worships you. He's got so much potential. 1377 01:48:18,576 --> 01:48:21,621 Anthony, with that loony toon of a mother, 1378 01:48:21,704 --> 01:48:24,165 Johnny, who's in line for a personality transplant... 1379 01:48:24,248 --> 01:48:25,500 What, I'm some kind of example? 1380 01:48:25,583 --> 01:48:27,227 What can I tell you? You're his best shot. 1381 01:48:27,251 --> 01:48:30,088 Ah, I sh-I should never have let this happen. 1382 01:48:31,673 --> 01:48:34,717 - Get in close. - Dick, he misses you. 1383 01:48:37,345 --> 01:48:38,596 What? 1384 01:48:41,057 --> 01:48:42,433 Nothing. 1385 01:48:45,853 --> 01:48:49,607 Actually... that's it. 1386 01:48:56,197 --> 01:48:57,448 Nothing. 1387 01:48:59,659 --> 01:49:01,452 I'm not sure I follow. 1388 01:49:02,912 --> 01:49:05,373 - Yeah, well. -okay... 1389 01:49:07,291 --> 01:49:09,877 I know I shouldn't say this, but... 1390 01:49:09,961 --> 01:49:12,422 Anthony, he could end up somewhere. 1391 01:49:12,505 --> 01:49:13,965 Beyond this thing of ours, even. 1392 01:49:26,018 --> 01:49:28,062 Tell him holsten's, tomorrow. 1393 01:49:28,146 --> 01:49:30,481 - There you go. - Let me finish, for Christ's sake! 1394 01:49:33,693 --> 01:49:35,862 9:00 am. No later. 1395 01:49:36,571 --> 01:49:38,489 - This is good. -okay. 1396 01:49:38,573 --> 01:49:40,616 - It's all right, but it... -okay! 1397 01:49:40,700 --> 01:49:42,201 It's over, go home. 1398 01:49:43,995 --> 01:49:47,623 The fuck am I doing? This one's yours. 1399 01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:55,608 Help! My god! 1400 01:50:56,567 --> 01:50:58,277 Mrs. Moltisanti! 1401 01:51:18,798 --> 01:51:20,298 Yeah? 1402 01:51:20,298 --> 01:51:21,801 It's done. 1403 01:52:35,791 --> 01:52:37,168 Jun'. 1404 01:52:48,763 --> 01:52:54,352 You know, they found a couple bottles of that elavil in his coat pocket. 1405 01:52:58,105 --> 01:53:00,983 I used to think Dickie was so strong. 1406 01:53:01,067 --> 01:53:03,945 It shows, you never know about people. 1407 01:53:12,578 --> 01:53:14,580 God, he was my favorite uncle. 1408 01:53:17,416 --> 01:53:20,211 Remember when he used to take us to the movies? 1409 01:53:20,753 --> 01:53:22,880 Ones mom wouldn't let us go to. 1410 01:53:55,413 --> 01:53:58,499 That's the guy, my uncle Tony. 1411 01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:00,584 The guy I went to hell for. 1412 01:54:14,473 --> 01:54:17,435 Kevin... Quit bouncing that ball. 1413 01:54:17,518 --> 01:54:19,562 Go do something useful, man. 1414 01:54:25,276 --> 01:54:26,527 Morning. 1415 01:59:52,515 --> 01:59:54,515 Modify by Blue-Bird™