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Captioning made possible by
warner bros.

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Brian setzer:
* i like coffee, i like tea *

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* i like you, baby,
next to me *

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* you're as cool
as red-Hot lava *

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* jumpin'
east of java *

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* cream and sugar
sure tastes sweet *

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* but, baby,
you got all that beat *

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* you're the chick
with the swingin' feet *

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* jumpin'
east of java *

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* get with it, man,
all the hip cats know *

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* baby, it takes
three to tango *

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* steamin' like a volcano *

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* jumpin'
east of java *

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* oh, it takes
a lot of coffee beans *

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* just to make
a single cup *

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* you've got me
percolating *

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* bum bum ba dooba
do bum bum ba dooba *

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* get with it, man,
all the hip cats know *

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* baby, it takes
three to tango *

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* steamin' like a volcano *

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Ok.

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Yep.
We walk in there...

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Yes.
Shake hands.

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Where do we sit?

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Down?

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Down. Right.
Good. Down.

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Why not?

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Are you going to say
hello first or am i?

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Why don't i say
hello first?

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Ok. Good. This is
going to be ok.

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More than ok. It's
going to be marvelous.

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Are you sure?
Because last night i dreamt

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That when we walked into this
meeting i had no clothes on.

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Well, i was wearing a doily.

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And then julie mccoy from
the love boat was there

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And she had 3 breasts.

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And then we kind of
fell into a hot tub,

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And then all of a sudden,
she wanted a commitment.

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I'm freaking out!

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I'm freaking out.

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Ok, oskie, here's
what we're gonna do.

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We're going
to have a signal.

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If you start to babble,
just watch for the signal.

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No babbling, no chatting,
no small talk.

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We've got a signal now,
so we can do this.

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Ok. Yes, you're right.

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We can do it. Thank you.

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We're gonna walk in there
and kick some ass.

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Kick some ass.
Say it with me.

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Kick some ass!
Kick some ass!

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Hold me.

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It's a bit much, i know.

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You look intimidating
in this picture.

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I asked, but they wouldn't
run a nude photo.

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Now that would have been
really intimidating.

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What are you
doing today?

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I can't disclose
that information.

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You never tell me
anything.

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I love it when you get
all mushy like that.

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Oh!

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This song is too slow.

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When do i see you again?

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Whenever i feel like it.

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Ha ha ha!

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Ahem, mr. Newman.

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It is now 3:55.

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From 4:00 until 6:30
you will be hearing

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Proposals for
the cultural center.

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I'll be right out.

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Hi.

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Also, your wife called.

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She's expecting you for
dinner at the ritz at 8:00.

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Thank you.

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No, wait, amy!
I'm outta here.

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Call me later!

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Oh!

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I'll buzz you when the first
team of architects arrives.

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Peter, before we go in,
i just wanted to say

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That i know i would never have
an opportunity like this

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Without you, so...you know.

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Whatever happens in there,
i just want you to know that...

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I'm very honored
to be your partner.

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You are the best partner
that a man could ever have.

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Ok.

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Now, let's go inside

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Before you start singing
or something, ok?

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Ok.

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Strauss:
oh, look at this.

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It's gilligan and
the skipper, too.

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What have you studmuffins
been up to lately?

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Well, we've become
triathletes, actually.

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We bike, we swim, we...

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Also do
the third thing.

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By the way, congratulations
on the work you did

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On that men's room
in the bus station.

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Yes, your use of mosaic
in the urinal trough

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Was vaguely reminiscent
of the 90-Foot mural

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We did in the lobby of
the hancock building.

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Except people don't
line up to piss on ours.

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That's not true.
We read the reviews.

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Ouch. Humor.

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Decker and strauss.

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Oops. Let's go
nail this job.

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See ya.

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Watch your feet.

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Pardon me.

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Well, i'm not worried.
You?

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No. Absolutely not.

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We're dead.

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Yeah, we're dead.

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Oops.

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Sir, the charles newman
cultural center

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Would redefine cultural life
as we know it in the city.

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There'd be a museum,
an opera house,

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An international
food court.

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Decker: picasso,
madame butterfly...

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Burritos.

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Interesting.

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Um, steinberg and novak.

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Oskie...

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Ok.
Oh, yeah.

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Good luck, ladies.

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Thank you.

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Gentlemen?

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So, you've worked
with those two men?

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We did.

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Are they really,
you know, partners?

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Oh.

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Of course, peter is,
you know,

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But oscar is...

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Actually, josh, oscar
is very, very, you know.

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It's nice to
meet you, sir.

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It's nice
to meet you, sir.

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They...They hang out
at, you know, bars,

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And they march in
the, you know, parade.

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They have, you know,

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Sex with,
you know, men.

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It's very nice
to meet you, sir.

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He can hear you.

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No, he can't.
Yes, he can.

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Hello, mr. Newman.
I'm peter steinberg,

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This is oscar novak.

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It's very nice
to meet you.

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How are you guys
doing today?

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Great.
Couldn't be better.

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It's an honor to meet you,

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And your office is...
Hey, you have a buddha.

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Oh, i love buddhas.

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They're like bright
cheery naked asian santas.

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I had a buddy in college
whose name was bob

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And we used to call him
"buddha bob"

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Because he was kind of fat
and liked to walk around naked.

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We used to rub
his belly for luck.

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Anyway...i love buddha.

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He rocks.

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The buddha is an important
spiritual figure

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From which i draw
tremendous inspiration.

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Just kidding.

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Let me hear what you have.

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The telford was not just
considered a great museum,

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But a wonder of the age.

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Wow.

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I barely recognize it.

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We propose a renovation

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That modernizes and
expands the telford

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Without eclipsing any
of its classic glory.

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You see, to us, the telford
is a work of art.

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One of chicago's
true monuments.

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Preserving it would be
more than a job for us.

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It would be an opportunity...

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Sorry.

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Just a sec.

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Lenore?

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Shh.
Yes, mr. Newman?

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Bring in decker and strauss
and my echinacea drops.

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I liked your presentation.

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Big, modern, bold.

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And you two,
preserving the old

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And contrasting it with
the new, i like that, too.

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You especially, i like.

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Passionate, sincere,
goofball.

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You find him?

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Found him and
housebroke him.

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This is what we're gonna do.

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You will each build a model...
Big models...

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And we'll do it
in the telford itself.

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What do you guys
think of that?

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I love it.

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The press will love it,

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And then
i...i pick the winner.

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I just think
that's...That's...

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A fantastic...Ahem...
Fantastic idea.

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You'll pay for these models
out of your own budget.

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Do you know
how unfair it is

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Him getting your
hopes up like that?

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As if you two even have
a ghost of a chance.

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I'll tell you what...
When we get the job,

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We'll throw a couple
of men's rooms your way.

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Ha ha!
Men's rooms!

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Ok. How much is this
going to cost?

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$150,000.

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Well, that's too much.
That's too much.

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I could take out a second
mortgage on my apartment.

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Come on, peter,
you have already

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Invested, like, everything
into this company.

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I can't let you do that.

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We have to.

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We don't have to.

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Oscar...we're going
to get this job.

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We're gonna get this job.

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We're gonna
kick some ass!

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Kick some big ass!

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I love you!
I love you!

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I love you!

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We were just...

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Very nice to meet
you both today.

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Here we go.

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Well, that seems to be
a close partnership.

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Yeah, they seem
very close.

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What do you mean?

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Oh, you know.

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Really.

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Phew.

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They're both gay?
The goofball, too?

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Openly.

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I'm so excited.
I'm overly excited.

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Right here...

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And then we walk
around...

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Whoo!

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I have some bad news.

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I can't make it to your opening
at the gallery tonight.

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I did my best,

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But olivia's been planning
this benefit for months.

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That's ok.

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I'm sick about
the whole thing.

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It's all right,
charles, really.

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so...

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Who's gonna be there?

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Charles, don't start.

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If i'm not there,
it's a perfect opportunity

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For one of these clowns
you dated to get back in.

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Charles, come on.

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What about that guy
from art school

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Who paints the flags
from around the world

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On people's asses and
then he photographs it?

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I hate that guy.

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Not to mention
kevin cartwright.

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With his big
grotesque muscles

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And his
"mr. Nice guy" act...

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Ahem.

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Kevin.

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So good to see you.
I got a little cold.

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Great game last week.

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Congratulations
on the new contract.

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Thanks. Appreciate it.

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I'll just use these
big grotesque muscles

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To load this stuff
out in the van.

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See you at the gallery.

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Charlie, you look good.
You been working out?

260
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,027
Thanks, kevin.
You're a lifesaver.

261
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,736
Imagine a dome flanked

262
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,471
By 4 sky-Lit pyramids
on either side.

263
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:00,673
What oscar and i see

264
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,443
Is a convergence
of 2 classical styles...

265
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,778
With an interplay of...

266
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,880
Mr. Newman, i would like
to say at this juncture

267
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,217
How grateful we are
for this opportunity.

268
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,020
We're excited and...And...

269
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,505
Oscar, your might want
to save some of your dignity

270
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:19,283
For later in the afternoon
in case you need it.

271
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,061
I'm just trying to tell him
how thrilled we both...

272
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,680
I appreciate
your loyalty, oscar.

273
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,099
It's a rare commodity
these days.

274
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,202
Can i talk to you
for a moment privately?

275
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:39,345
You know, you're quite
a guy, oscar novak.

276
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,948
Novak,
that's hungarian, right?

277
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,049
Yeah.

278
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:43,950
Great.

279
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,286
You know, lenore
told me about...

280
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,789
Anyways, i told her
i think it's great

281
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:54,526
To have people of your
background working for me.

282
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:55,194
You, peter...

283
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,496
Oh, oh, peter isn't.

284
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,330
He isn't?

285
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,701
No. I am, though. 100%.

286
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:03,936
I see.

287
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,973
Oscar: you'd be surprised
how many of us there are.

288
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,826
Charles: whatever.
Doesn't bother me.

289
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,679
Oscar, could i be
honest with you?

290
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,649
I'm married.

291
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,101
Well, how nice for you.

292
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,553
I also have
a girlfriend.

293
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,490
Oh. Great.

294
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,626
Amy is an amazing woman.

295
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:31,163
Artist, impulsive,
unpredictable.

296
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,632
A free spirit.

297
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,435
Tonight she opens
an exhibit of her work.

298
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:37,637
I can't be there.

299
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,039
This was very
upsetting to me,

300
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,441
But i'm not
upset anymore.

301
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,375
You're not?

302
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,511
No. Because
i know you'll be there.

303
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,813
Great. Thank you.
I will?

304
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,215
I'd like you to stay
close to her,

305
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,851
Tell me who she talks to,
that sort of thing.

306
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,786
One guy in particular.
Kevin cartwright.

307
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,122
Ex-Boyfriend.
Real persistent guy.

308
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,958
I'm very worried
about him.

309
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,962
What do you say?

310
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,671
Announcer:
peter elasovic kicking it away.

311
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,640
Hangs it high. Batman holman
will grab it on the 7.

312
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,441
Go, buddy!

313
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,709
Go, go, go, go!

314
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,044
Aah!

315
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,447
Ok, run me through this
one more time.

316
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,016
Charles asked you
to spy on his mistress

317
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,586
And you just said yes.

318
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,387
What else could i
have said?

319
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,923
Let's see. No.

320
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,392
Whoa. What have
we got this week?

321
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,561
Dim sum.

322
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,029
Hurry up and dimme sum.

323
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:41,133
Rick, you don't put
ketchup on dim sum.

324
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,068
Why?

325
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,837
Because, rain man, dim sum
are not french fries.

326
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,640
Oskie, it is
really important to me

327
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,159
That you grasp the delicacy
of the situation.

328
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:52,678
You can't just go off on
some spying expedition.

329
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,813
Let him go.
What's the big deal?

330
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,949
Catch the ball,
for christ's sake!

331
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,250
What do you think
of these?

332
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,051
As clothing?

333
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,821
Rick: so this honey,
charles' girlfriend,

334
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,156
Is she...Is she hot?

335
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,292
He can't afford to go out
with an ugly girl.

336
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,661
Give it up for charles.
What'd i say!

337
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,830
I don't know what
she looks like.

338
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,665
What i do know is before
she went out with charles,

339
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:15,567
She went out with
kevin cartwright.

340
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:16,435
Holy shit.

341
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,253
Who?
Damn. Really?

342
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:19,872
The running back.

343
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,373
We watch him
every week.

344
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,143
For 7 seasons.

345
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,878
Oh. Yeah.

346
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,679
There you go.
There you go.

347
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,015
There it is.

348
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,117
You know what the deal
is with that guy?

349
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,185
He caught
a really big fish?

350
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,956
No, man. That he's hung
like an army mule.

351
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,225
They call it the ponderosa.

352
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:44,430
Like from bonanza.
The cartwrights? The ponderosa?

353
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,733
What up?

354
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,200
You're white, man.
Let it go.

355
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,870
I don't think you gents
are really grasping

356
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,605
The gravity
of the situation.

357
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,941
This job could really
land oscar and i

358
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,909
In the major leagues,

359
00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,162
And, well, since charles
is such an important guy,

360
00:18:00,362 --> 00:18:03,415
Chances are that his
girlfriend is a foxy one.

361
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,017
That's the problem.
We all know how oscar

362
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,453
Handles himself
around the honeys.

363
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,791
There it is!

364
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,426
Give me some credit?
I have a degree of self-Control.

365
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,695
I don't just fall over
every pretty girl i see.

366
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,463
Man's got
yeah.Complete control.

367
00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:20,649
Yeah, peter,
you're paranoid.

368
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,760
Yeah. Ok?
So don't worry.

369
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,871
Later.
Good night, guys.

370
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:25,905
Oscar!

371
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,607
I want you back here
by 10:00, ok?

372
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,542
Dorm check at 11:00!

373
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,330
You know what's funny?

374
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,449
You're so screwed.

375
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,152
Start looking
for another job.

376
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:44,023
Which one of you wants
to get bitch-Slapped first?

377
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,028
I'll go second.

378
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,040
I had no idea things
were so hairy in bosnia.

379
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,614
Yellows and purples.
I just love all this.

380
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,965
Ooh!
Pardon.

381
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,236
Whoa!

382
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,110
Oh!

383
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,280
Hmm.

384
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,699
Excuse me.

385
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,918
Shit! Piss!

386
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,753
Damn it!
For christ's sakes!

387
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,989
They're supposed
to screw these things.

388
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,724
Thank you.
You saved me.

389
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:30,196
Oh, well, you have to protect
something as beautiful as you.

390
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,264
As it.

391
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,567
You're not beautiful,
the sculpture is.

392
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,871
I am so sorry. This never
should have happened.

393
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,373
By the way, have i told you
how enchanting you look?

394
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,374
Wow.

395
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,410
Hey.

396
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,022
Saw you catch that piece.
Nice moves.

397
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,056
Wow, thanks.

398
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,890
Coming from you,
that's a huge compliment.

399
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,692
You still hold
the college record

400
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,262
For the most penis
in a single season.

401
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,097
So you have
all of my stats?

402
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,732
Oh, yeah.
I'm a huge fan.

403
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,035
I used to have
that poster of you.

404
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,703
Ha ha ha!

405
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,905
Did i say penis
back there?

406
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:16,042
You did.

407
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,643
Thought i'd let it go.

408
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:18,644
Thank you.

409
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,732
So do you come to these
gallery things all the time?

410
00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:26,785
Actually, i'm very close
to the artist. Amy post.

411
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,920
Oh, really. How close?

412
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,257
Right.
Close.

413
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,891
So what are you doing
after the show?

414
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:39,665
I mean, did you come here
with anybody besides amy?

415
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,400
Well, actually, i...

416
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,504
Will you excuse me
just for a moment?

417
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,207
Yeah. You go ahead.
You got it goin' on.

418
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,476
yeah.

419
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,412
"You got it goin' on."

420
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,415
Amy: excuse me.

421
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,584
There you are.
I've been looking for you.

422
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,586
I'm amy post,
and i owe you one.

423
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,990
Hi. I'm...I'm...

424
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,192
Oh, boy. Oscar novak.

425
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:09,261
It's nice to meet you, oscar.
Thank you for saving that piece.

426
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:12,498
Oh, it was an honor.
Your work is amazing.

427
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,566
I mean,
it's really incredible.

428
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,935
Really? Wow.

429
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,770
Don't get me wrong.
I could do it better.

430
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:19,671
Oh?

431
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:20,973
Yeah. I don't
actually blow glass,

432
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,110
But if i did, i could
do it a little better.

433
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,379
Ha ha ha!

434
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:30,148
There's a party for some artists
at a bar across town.

435
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,918
I want to buy you a drink.
Pay you back for saving my ass.

436
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:33,785
Oh, i don't think...

437
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,288
See you guysbye!
Over there.

438
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:41,360
Wait a second. You said
your name was oscar novak?

439
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,112
Of steinbergyeah.
And novak?

440
00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:46,865
Oh, my god,
that is so wild.

441
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,000
I know charles newman.

442
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,185
You do?

443
00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:51,170
Huh.
Yeah.

444
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,306
I love the telford.
One of my favorites.

445
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:55,874
Thanks. Me, too.

446
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,876
I know every
curve of it.

447
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,746
It's kind of like
a person to me.

448
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,750
That's scaring you.

449
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:05,517
No.

450
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,903
No, that's how i feel
about my stuff.

451
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:10,089
I get very caught up
in my pieces.

452
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,124
I feel like they're
my kids or something.

453
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:13,725
Yeah.

454
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:16,162
Really?
I even talk to them.

455
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,997
Ok.
Ha ha ha!

456
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,199
See? I'm even
scarier than you.

457
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,334
We're a couple of kooks,
you and me.

458
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,449
I think he's dealing
with that rather well.

459
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:38,650
Maybe we should
just walk?

460
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,187
No, it'll be fine.
I'm gonna check the engine.

461
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,188
I'm gonna check the...

462
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,557
Ok.
Oscar...

463
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,498
Probably just a hose.

464
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:01,924
Or not.

465
00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:03,209
Mm-Hmm.

466
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:12,851
Go. Come on.

467
00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:14,436
All right.

468
00:24:14,636 --> 00:24:15,821
Go. Just go.

469
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,022
It'll rain
in a second.

470
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:24,596
Uh, i have
a question.

471
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:25,197
Hmm?

472
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,032
What the hell
are you doing?

473
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,900
3 sounds at once.

474
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,102
All right,
that's horrifying.

475
00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:32,771
Please do it again.

476
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,108
Excuse me, that's not
3 sounds at once.

477
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,845
No, it is. It goes "bmp"
and "tsk" and the humming.

478
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,063
Ok.

479
00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:42,081
Oh!

480
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:44,350
Oh, shit!

481
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,885
Here, let me. I got it.

482
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,787
Unh!

483
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,456
Oh, god,
you hurt yourself.

484
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,259
No. No. You hurt me.

485
00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:57,028
Yeah, see,
you hit me in the face.

486
00:24:57,228 --> 00:24:58,597
I'm sorry.

487
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:02,634
Wait.

488
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,342
So, what's
good here?

489
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:11,743
Tuna melt.

490
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,645
Ooh, what else
is good?

491
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:14,580
Tuna melt.

492
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,748
What do you think?

493
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,684
2 tuna melts.

494
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:26,325
So, you seeing
anyone right now?

495
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527
Uh, me? No.

496
00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:31,029
I have trouble finding
people that are compatible.

497
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,532
They always want to sleep
on my side of the bed.

498
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:35,167
What side?
Left side.

499
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,703
Get out.
I like the left side.

500
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,571
See?

501
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:41,940
Are you lonely?

502
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,511
No. No. You're ok company

503
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,013
As long as you're not
beating the hell out of me.

504
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,766
I get it. You don't like
to reveal too much.

505
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,519
I resent that.
And i would respond to it

506
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,653
If it weren't so revealing.

507
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,656
Then you change the subject
with a joke. Go it.

508
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,258
I will let you know
when i am joking.

509
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,143
This is not food.

510
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,077
I think it looks good.

511
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,485
Try it.

512
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,394
Oh, are you ok?

513
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,764
Mouth...watering.

514
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,667
God! I knew that
tuna melt tasted funny.

515
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:44,119
I'm lucky i can eat
just about anything.

516
00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:46,372
Know why? My mother
was a horrible cook.

517
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,624
She made this chicken thing
that smelled like she took

518
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,876
An old tennis shoe, a wet dog,
and some bleu cheese...

519
00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:51,810
Mmm!

520
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,345
I'm sorry.

521
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,215
Could you excuse me
for a second?

522
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,384
Sure.

523
00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:05,023
Boy, i feel good.

524
00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:08,927
Oh, god. Don't worry.
You'll feel better in a second.

525
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:22,641
It just doesn't get
better than this.

526
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,176
You still want to go
to that party?

527
00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,012
Oh, yeah,
absolutely.

528
00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,485
Are we sure
this is safe?

529
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,654
It's safe. Allow me.

530
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,541
Oof!

531
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:40,959
Ha!

532
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:42,961
Mmm!

533
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,930
Maybe we should
skip the party.

534
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,832
Mmm.

535
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,041
Hey, i'm sorry about before.
How are your balls?

536
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:59,144
They're fine.
Thank you for asking that.

537
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,347
I had a great time
tonight.

538
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,082
One catastrophe after
another. I loved it.

539
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,650
Me, too.

540
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,218
This is me.

541
00:28:07,418 --> 00:28:09,120
Oh.

542
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,562
Would you like to
come down to my shop

543
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,029
Sometime, see me work?

544
00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:19,431
Oh, yeah.
That'd be great.

545
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:22,868
Tomorrow? I could always
use a little help.

546
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,636
Oh, um...

547
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,605
Oh. I'm sorry.

548
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,373
You're probably
really busy. That's ok.

549
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,492
No, i'd
really love to.

550
00:28:30,692 --> 00:28:32,611
Say no more.
I understand.

551
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:57,769
What happened?

552
00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:58,804
Gee...

553
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:01,006
What the hell happened
to your head?

554
00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:03,208
I've been up for 9 hours.
I got bored.

555
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,410
You're a very strange man.

556
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,645
Now, will you get
out of my apartment?

557
00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,580
What happened?
Nothing.

558
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,349
Oskie, oskie,
it's 6:00 in the morning.

559
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:12,618
It was awful, ok?

560
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,754
As soon as we left the gallery,
our cab caught on fire.

561
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:18,440
Then she elbowed me
in the face.

562
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,926
Then...
We both threw up.

563
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:25,864
Then she slammed a car handle
into my balls, ok?

564
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,599
The entire night
was a total disaster.

565
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,501
You're in love
with her.

566
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,169
Pretty much.

567
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:36,675
Oscar, i'm going to have
to default on my mortgage

568
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,243
And move into the street
and live in a box

569
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,612
And walk up and down the
street with a little bowl

570
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,213
Begging for gruel
and crusts of bread,

571
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:43,848
Because of you, you bastard!

572
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,216
I told you,
nothing happened.

573
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,385
Something
always happens.

574
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:47,786
When it comes to
you and romance,

575
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,821
Much as i love you,
something always happens.

576
00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:51,557
You know what?
I resent that, ok?

577
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:54,726
I've had plenty of relationships
that were very successful.

578
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:57,195
Before they went
absolutely nowhere.

579
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:01,800
I'm sorry. Oscar, listen.

580
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,370
I didn't mean that.
I really didn't mean that.

581
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,272
You gotta see
this woman, peter.

582
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,175
She's beautiful...

583
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,060
And funny...

584
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:13,745
And smart.

585
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,231
And she has an ass
that is so sexy

586
00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:18,517
That i struggle to even
understand it.

587
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,719
Are you going to crochet
that into a pillow

588
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,387
And send it
to her mother?

589
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,155
Ha.

590
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:25,891
You know, you're
starting to sound

591
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:28,059
Like you have a very
low opinion of me, sir.

592
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:30,528
Oscar, you know
that's not true.

593
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:31,863
It's just that
this project

594
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,665
Represents such a major
opportunity for us.

595
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,567
All of our dreams
could come true.

596
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,769
I'm sure amy is lovely
and complicated,

597
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,971
But there are a million
girls out there

598
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,573
And just
one project like this,

599
00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:45,176
So i'm begging you,
please, please,

600
00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:46,545
Stay away from amy.

601
00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:49,681
And her bewildering ass.

602
00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:52,751
Ok.

603
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,387
Ok?

604
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,123
Ok, i'll stay away.

605
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:01,893
Sorry.

606
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,899
Move it!

607
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:24,115
How much are we
paying them?

608
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,384
They're interns.
They're free.

609
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,854
Yeah, well,
we're getting ripped off.

610
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,058
Hello.

611
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:34,125
Oscar, how are you?

612
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:38,496
Oh, hi, charles.
Hold on for just one second?

613
00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,198
It's charles!

614
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:43,635
Charles: how'd it go?

615
00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:44,936
It went great.

616
00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:47,706
Yes, i don't think you have
anything to worry about there.

617
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,908
Cartwright...It was great.

618
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,210
I see. Excellent.
Thank you very much.

619
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:56,715
I know this whole thing
may seem extreme to you.

620
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,918
I'm not proud of myself,
asking you to look out for her,

621
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,736
But just knowing
someone's there,

622
00:32:01,936 --> 00:32:03,554
That we're both
keeping an eye out.

623
00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:06,658
I'm just so...comforted.

624
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,260
That's why i'd like you
to spend as much time

625
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,912
With her as possible.
What do you say?

626
00:32:12,112 --> 00:32:14,565
As much time with
amy as possible?

627
00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,600
Say no!

628
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,436
Uh, i...

629
00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:21,773
You know, as much as
i'd love to, sir,

630
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:25,276
Oscar, i hope you know
i would never ask you

631
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,780
To do something which
you find inconsistent

632
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,115
With your values.

633
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,117
Of course, if you don't
want to help me out,

634
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,386
That's ok.
I understand completely.

635
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,924
Say yes! Say yes!

636
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,662
Yes. Yes.

637
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:44,879
Thank you, oscar.

638
00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:46,097
No problem, sir...

639
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:53,104
Well, i guess i have
to keep seeing her.

640
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,306
Of course you have to keep
seeing her, you moron.

641
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,775
Oskie, i'm a professional.

642
00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:00,045
I went to graduate school.

643
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:03,581
I did 72 all-Nighters
my senior year.

644
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:05,416
I did a semester in egypt.

645
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:06,785
Do you have any idea

646
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,921
What toilet paper
feels like in egypt?!

647
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,440
I delivered cinnamon rolls
on a truck with bad suspension

648
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,960
For 3 years! Do you know what
that does to your kidneys?

649
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,528
Your kidneys! Your kidneys!

650
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,230
My poor kidneys!
My freaking kidneys!

651
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,769
My poor
freaking kidneys!

652
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:29,374
My freaking, scarred,
bruised kidneys!

653
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:43,321
That is very sweet of you.

654
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,856
But you know
i can't accept it.

655
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:47,292
Come on. I can't even
give you a little gift?

656
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:50,095
Charles, we've been over this.
I don't need any presents.

657
00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:52,497
I have too much stuff
as it is.

658
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,865
Ok.

659
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:57,068
You win.

660
00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:59,170
You always win.

661
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:03,441
So? I'm waiting for my cross-
Examination about last night.

662
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,244
Cross-Examine? Me?
I would never do that.

663
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:10,281
You're completely cool
with me going out on my own?

664
00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:11,549
Honestly?

665
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:14,202
No, but i'm
working on it.

666
00:34:14,402 --> 00:34:16,655
Great. I'm very
proud of you.

667
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,825
You know, i met someone
interesting last night.

668
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,260
Actually, you know him.
Oscar novak.

669
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,330
You're kidding.
You met oscar?

670
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,564
That is a coincidence.

671
00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:28,466
Yeah.

672
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:30,468
He's a really good guy.

673
00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:31,469
Very.

674
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:34,472
He and his partner both have
a great aesthetic sense.

675
00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:35,841
Guess most of them do.

676
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,509
Most?

677
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,177
Gay men.

678
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,714
You did know he was gay?

679
00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:46,117
yeah.

680
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:47,218
Sure. Yeah.

681
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,819
Not that i care.

682
00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:50,871
Doesn't bother me.

683
00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:52,924
Right. Who cares?

684
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:09,875
You know,
the other night

685
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,710
I almost started
having a crush on you?

686
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:13,711
Isn't that funny?

687
00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:14,913
Hmm.

688
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,583
Something about late nights
and thunderstorms.

689
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,319
I hope that's ok with you.

690
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,754
Yeah. It's...Yeah.

691
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,229
Oscar, if you and i are
going to keep hanging out,

692
00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:34,432
There's something
i have to tell you.

693
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,734
What?

694
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,468
Come over here.

695
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:42,507
Remember the other night when
you mentioned charles newman

696
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,509
And i said that i knew him?

697
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:45,310
Yeah?

698
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,478
Excuse me?
Blow.

699
00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,781
Help me blow.
Excuse me?

700
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,983
Keep your mouth
on the opening.

701
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:57,188
Well, the truth
is actually that...

702
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,124
Charles and i
are involved.

703
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,491
We're having an affair.

704
00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:01,526
Oh.

705
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,161
Yeah, isn't that weird?

706
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,163
You show up at my show,
we get to know each other,

707
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,797
And i'm involved
with your boss?

708
00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:08,266
That's so weird.

709
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,868
I know.

710
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,904
By the way, how did you
find out about my show?

711
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,174
I read...Read it
in the newspaper

712
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,726
And said, "glassblowing
sounds really cool,"

713
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,279
And i didn't have
anything better to do.

714
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,548
Ha! Man,
you are a bad liar.

715
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,050
You cannot lie.

716
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:37,062
I'm a little slow, oscar,
but i figured it out.

717
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,998
You were spying on me.

718
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,784
Listen, i'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

719
00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,570
I really should
have told you.

720
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:46,938
You have to understand.

721
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:50,041
Our entire careers
are in his hands.

722
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:54,579
And then i met you...

723
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:59,250
And you made
3 sounds at once...

724
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,823
And i just really wanted
to get to know you.

725
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,559
Ok.

726
00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:12,663
Just don't ever
lie to me again.

727
00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:15,200
Ok.

728
00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:22,407
Come on, it's the great
thing about being friends

729
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,775
With a mistress...
I'm free most evenings.

730
00:37:24,975 --> 00:37:26,611
What do you say?

731
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:29,414
Oh, uh, tonight? Wow.

732
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,416
If you don't come over,
i'll tell charles

733
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,518
You went absolutely crazy
and made a pass at me.

734
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:36,354
I could really get you
in trouble, oscar.

735
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,790
Oh, i've got
to take a shower.

736
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:41,426
Yeah,
i was gonna say.

737
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,228
Ha!

738
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,197
You know, i get
this feeling around you?

739
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:47,398
I don't know why.

740
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,268
Like we've known each other
a really long time.

741
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:53,638
Or in another life
or something.

742
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,040
You know what i mean?

743
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,591
Yeah.

744
00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,143
No.

745
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:00,678
What was
the question?

746
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:01,912
Are you always
this nervous?

747
00:38:02,112 --> 00:38:03,414
Yeah.

748
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:07,152
Let's have dinner
and celebrate.Great.

749
00:38:07,352 --> 00:38:11,389
After all, it's not every day
i get to hang out with a spy.

750
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,761
There's a cd in there.
Hit play.

751
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,229
Ok.

752
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:23,768
I'll see you
in a minute.

753
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:24,919
Go ahead.

754
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,071
Right.

755
00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:40,318
I'm batman.

756
00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,438
Amy:
*...blooded *

757
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,424
* check it and see *

758
00:39:03,624 --> 00:39:06,211
* got a fever of 103 *

759
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:10,047
* come on, baby, do you
do more than dance? *

760
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:11,765
* hot blooded *

761
00:39:11,965 --> 00:39:13,484
* i'm hot blooded *

762
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:14,285
* ow! *

763
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:16,987
* know what i have
in mind *

764
00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:19,690
* and you ought to know *

765
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:20,708
* i'm hot *

766
00:39:20,908 --> 00:39:21,726
Oh, shit.

767
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,065
Ow.

768
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,703
Ok, i'm ready.

769
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:33,971
Where's my champagne?

770
00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,240
Right here.

771
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,810
A toast to...

772
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,079
Uh...

773
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,048
What should we toast to?

774
00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:45,550
Uh, to...

775
00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:00,064
What, you don't call anymore?
You just show up?

776
00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:01,266
Yeah.

777
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,768
Hi.

778
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:04,869
Wow.

779
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,637
Champagne, music,

780
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:08,406
Amy in a kimono.

781
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,411
I swear,
if you weren't gay, oscar...

782
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,813
I'd have to kill you.

783
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:17,848
Gay?

784
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,719
I'm not gay.
I...I didn't...Gay?

785
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,089
Oh, oscar, come on.
We don't care.

786
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,791
Absolutely.
What people do

787
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:27,992
In the privacy
of their own bedrooms

788
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:29,126
Is no concern to us,
right?

789
00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:30,328
Right.

790
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,764
Hey, how are you?

791
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,733
I just love
japanese kimonos.

792
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,168
I know.

793
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:48,313
Aah!

794
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,817
Aah!

795
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:54,986
Hi.

796
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,455
Thank god you're here.
I need to...

797
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,890
Boy, you guys throw
a lot of dinner parties.

798
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,192
I'm gay.
It's what we do.

799
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,193
Really?

800
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,461
That and shop
for small dogs.

801
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:04,996
Can i help you
with something?

802
00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:07,365
I need to talk
with you privately.

803
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:09,734
I need to talk
with him privately.

804
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,803
We're going to talk
privately.

805
00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:17,041
Anyone want cappuccinos?

806
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,245
They think i'm gay.

807
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:21,079
What?

808
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:23,881
They think i'm gay.

809
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:26,117
Come again?

810
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,318
Everybody thinks...

811
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:28,786
i'm gay!

812
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,322
I win the pool.

813
00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:36,544
Come again?

814
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,304
Amy and charles

815
00:41:38,504 --> 00:41:40,101
Think i'm gay.

816
00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,899
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.

817
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:42,983
You're gay.

818
00:41:43,183 --> 00:41:44,259
I'm gay.

819
00:41:44,459 --> 00:41:45,536
We're gay.

820
00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:48,939
Hmm.Peter:
good god.

821
00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:50,041
I know.

822
00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,593
I mean, how can they
think that? Me, gay?

823
00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:55,145
I mean, it's just
so...So embarrassing

824
00:41:55,345 --> 00:41:57,315
And...And...And
mortifying and...

825
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:58,116
Humiliating.

826
00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,484
Humiliating.
Yes.

827
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,986
I mean, i don't get it.
I don't see it.

828
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,988
I'm just a regular,
normal...

829
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,725
Insensitive asshole.

830
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:11,662
But, come on, you know
what i mean, right?

831
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,131
Oh, sure.

832
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,333
I know that when you say
that you're humiliated,

833
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,602
What you actually mean is
you're proud and unashamed.

834
00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:19,904
No, no, it's not that.
It's just...

835
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:20,971
Being gay is not normal?

836
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,173
You know i don't
think that, ok?

837
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,275
I have no problem
with people being gay.

838
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:25,843
In fact, i'm all
for homosexuality,

839
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,313
Especially when it happens
between 2 gorgeous women...

840
00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:31,248
Or 3...
But i'm not gay.

841
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:37,054
Look, i'm sorry. I didn't
mean what i said before.

842
00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:38,272
What are you doing?

843
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,290
I'm trying to decide

844
00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:42,092
If i should recover
gracefully from your insults

845
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:44,429
Or kneecap you.

846
00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:47,665
Yes. I'm insensitive
and...And callous.

847
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,700
Well, you're
stupid and young.

848
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,335
Yes.

849
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:52,069
Yes, stupid and young,

850
00:42:52,269 --> 00:42:54,037
But that doesn't
change the fact

851
00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:56,006
That we are
in deep shit here, ok?

852
00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:57,308
So what are we
going to do?

853
00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:58,376
We? I don't really see

854
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,177
There's anything in
particular for me to do.

855
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:02,447
We have to do
something.Why?

856
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,016
Because everybody
thinks i'm gay.

857
00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,252
I don't.
You don't?

858
00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:09,454
Who cares?

859
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,590
You're enjoying this.

860
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:14,259
Now, young oskie,

861
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:16,311
I told you when you wanted
to go spy on that girl

862
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,363
Something bad might happen.
You didn't listen,

863
00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:19,830
So the reality is...
No.

864
00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:22,667
Yes. The reality is,
you made your big gay bed,

865
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,602
And must now slumber
gaily in it.

866
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,438
But i...I don't want to.

867
00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:29,340
Sweet dreams.

868
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,909
Hey, i'll see you at
the next dinner party.

869
00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:34,279
Poor guy.

870
00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:36,113
It's so hard when
you first come out.

871
00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,348
Ohh!

872
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:52,863
* it's the maddest kind
of love *

873
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:57,535
* it's a mad, mad love *

874
00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:59,937
* ooh, yeah *

875
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,741
aah!

876
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:07,895
aah!

877
00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:09,614
Aah!

878
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,352
You want a beer?
I'm going to grab a beer.

879
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,622
Zack: there he is.
There's the guy.

880
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,491
Go, buddy. You got
to run with that.

881
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:21,359
Come on, baby.

882
00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:22,726
Come on, ponderosa.

883
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,094
You got to run.

884
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,715
All: uhh!

885
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,600
Aw!
Aw!

886
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,269
So, how'd the spy operation
go the other night?

887
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:34,939
Uh, it's just a little...
A little complicated.

888
00:44:35,139 --> 00:44:36,040
He did her.
Score.

889
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,043
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got lucky?

890
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,110
Aw...

891
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,178
Is she stacked?

892
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:43,013
She's really stacked,
isn't she?

893
00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:45,565
Oh, my god.
Did she tie you up?

894
00:44:45,765 --> 00:44:48,118
She's a dominatrix,
isn't she?

895
00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:50,120
Ha! You little piggy.

896
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,058
You got it on with a hot,
big-Breasted dominatrix, huh?

897
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:55,960
You tell me.

898
00:44:57,762 --> 00:44:59,163
Am i the only one
who's listening?

899
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:02,266
Nothing happened
with amy.

900
00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:05,069
And, anyway, i, um...

901
00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,336
I've been meaning
to tell you guys

902
00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:07,405
That, you know, ahem...

903
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:09,373
You're not going to
see me with any women

904
00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:10,341
For a while.

905
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,576
You know, i just
kind of decided to...

906
00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:14,612
Just swear off girls
for a while...

907
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:17,948
I don't know, just
a little bit of time.

908
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,337
Oscar: amy.

909
00:45:23,537 --> 00:45:24,289
Can i move in?

910
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,190
I put most of my stuff
in storage.

911
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,091
This is just what i need.

912
00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:28,926
I need my clothes,
my sketch books,

913
00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:29,894
My tools.

914
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,146
So, you're amy.

915
00:45:32,346 --> 00:45:34,398
Nice to meet you.

916
00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:35,600
Hi.

917
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,968
Oscar told us
about the other night.

918
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:38,903
He did?

919
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:40,738
That is so embarrassing
after what i did to him.

920
00:45:40,938 --> 00:45:42,740
Are your balls ok,
or are they still sore?

921
00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,944
We shouldok.
Get going.Time to go.

922
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:49,914
Ciao.
Ok.

923
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,516
I'm out.
Ok.

924
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:52,883
Tools.

925
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,051
Ok.

926
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,252
Zack: huh.

927
00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,321
I am impressed.

928
00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:58,122
Rick:
you like that?

929
00:45:58,322 --> 00:45:59,690
Bill:
pretty delish, huh?

930
00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:00,891
Are they all gay?

931
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:03,460
Whoa!

932
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:06,831
Yes.

933
00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:07,832
Damn.

934
00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:10,468
The little one
was kind of cute.

935
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:12,169
Yeah, well, he's not
exactly my type.

936
00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:12,803
Let me ask you...

937
00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,905
Hey, how's kevin
doing tonight?

938
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:15,506
He score yet?

939
00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:16,707
Oh, he's kicking ass.

940
00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:17,708
Really?
You like him?

941
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,243
Are you kidding?
I worship the guy.

942
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:22,079
So, uh...

943
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:23,814
Are you ok?

944
00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:26,050
You know, this place
is awesome...

945
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,151
Drafty, but awesome.

946
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:29,403
Tuna fish.

947
00:46:29,603 --> 00:46:30,455
Very brave.

948
00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:31,956
Actually, i brought that
just for you.

949
00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:33,223
Oh, thanks.

950
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:37,628
I brought that
for you, too.

951
00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,730
It'll fit you perfectly.

952
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:45,670
Is this you?
Don't.

953
00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,705
Ha ha ha ha!
Were you in a band?

954
00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:49,540
Those are my friends
in high school.

955
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,542
Ok, but you are aware
of what you look like

956
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:52,510
In this picture, right?

957
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:53,744
It's not my fault.
It was the eighties.

958
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:54,812
They made you
look like that.

959
00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:56,380
You didn't look like
a dork in the eighties?

960
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,298
Hey, i got through
the eighties dork-Free.

961
00:46:58,498 --> 00:47:00,217
Right, and you're
making up for it now.

962
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,519
Uh-Oh.
Ha ha. Ha ha.

963
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,828
You know, i appreciate
this, oscar,

964
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,863
Especially since you and i
haven't known each other long.

965
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:15,065
It's just that i have been
dodging my landlord

966
00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,367
For a while, and
he finally nabbed me,

967
00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,470
And i didn't know
what to do, and...

968
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,971
See, the thing is,
i have a lot of friends.

969
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:23,407
I just don't have
a lot of friends,

970
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,642
You know?

971
00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:27,812
To tell you the truth,
i didn't really have

972
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,480
Anywhere else to go.

973
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,282
You came
to the right place.

974
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,193
Fantastic place.

975
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,979
Grimy, raw...

976
00:47:46,179 --> 00:47:47,522
I like it.

977
00:47:47,722 --> 00:47:48,866
Hi, charles.

978
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:52,502
I hope you don't mind me
stopping by like this.

979
00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:53,903
Amy told me
she'd be here.

980
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:55,305
No, no, no.
Consider this...

981
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:56,106
No.

982
00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,443
Let's go.

983
00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,611
I got you a room
at the four seasons...

984
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:01,912
No. That's ok.

985
00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:04,681
Oscar has kindly agreed
to take me in.

986
00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:07,451
Uh, charles, amy can
stay here with me.

987
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:08,252
It's ok.

988
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,655
Like i said, a saint.

989
00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,691
Ok, you win.

990
00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,794
You always win.

991
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,167
How's the project?

992
00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:24,168
Great.

993
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:32,510
So...

994
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,278
Yeah. I'm going
to head home now.

995
00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:38,382
I mean, i'm going
to head up there to...

996
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,733
I'm going to bed.

997
00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:40,885
Yeah.
Are you sure?

998
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:45,022
Be asleep as soon as
my head hits the pillow.

999
00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,794
This place
is such a dump.

1000
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:51,762
I feel like i'm going
to catch something.

1001
00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:52,963
Shut up, chuck.

1002
00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:09,714
Shit.

1003
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:12,683
Shit, shit, shit.

1004
00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:13,684
Shit.

1005
00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,275
* who's to blame? *

1006
00:49:21,475 --> 00:49:22,627
* it's not your fault *

1007
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:25,029
* they don't remember
your name *

1008
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:32,737
Dj: hey, all right,
it's 7:07, chicago.

1009
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,304
Wake up!
Yeah, you, dimwit.

1010
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:36,941
You idiot, you moron,
you a-Hole.

1011
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,843
Go to your crappy job now.

1012
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:40,544
Go put on
your crusty underwear

1013
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:41,545
And your blue collar shirt.

1014
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:06,904
Hey.
Hey.

1015
00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:10,574
Does he know that
he's upside-Down?

1016
00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:13,343
Yoga.

1017
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:15,580
Yoga.
Right, yoga.

1018
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,015
The new tycoon spent
the night on your couch.

1019
00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:19,650
I hope you don't mind.

1020
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,285
No, no.
Yeah, no.

1021
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,125
Do you want some coffee?

1022
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:30,127
Shh!

1023
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:36,967
I'll just get you
a nice cup of decaf.

1024
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:41,205
Have you boys both
finished your homework?

1025
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:42,039
Cute.

1026
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,274
Don't fight with
the other kids on the bus.

1027
00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:51,515
What are you doing
tonight?

1028
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,117
Going out
with some friends.

1029
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:55,152
Great.
Sounds like fun.

1030
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:56,153
Mm-Hmm.

1031
00:50:57,354 --> 00:51:00,090
Ciao.

1032
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,225
What are you
doing tonight?

1033
00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:04,110
Going out with her friends.

1034
00:51:04,310 --> 00:51:05,996
Great.
Sounds like fun.

1035
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,708
And what about working
for mr. Charles newman?

1036
00:51:18,908 --> 00:51:20,377
Is he everything
he's reputed to be?

1037
00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:23,247
Oh, everything and more.

1038
00:51:23,447 --> 00:51:24,081
More.

1039
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:26,016
I understand you're
an openly gay firm.

1040
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:27,952
Do you feel this
will have any impact

1041
00:51:28,152 --> 00:51:29,386
On the competition,

1042
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,387
Peter?

1043
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:32,857
We just try
and do our jobs.

1044
00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:34,058
Oscar?

1045
00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,026
I don't think
it's important

1046
00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:37,962
What other people
think of us personally.

1047
00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:39,029
Yes, but don't you feel

1048
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,465
That you have
a certain responsibility

1049
00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:42,466
As a gay professional?

1050
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:43,467
No.

1051
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,335
If we're talented, we shouldn't
have to back that up

1052
00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:46,937
By pretending to be
something we're not.

1053
00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:50,307
People have to understand
that we are individuals.

1054
00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,376
Who cares if we're
gay or straight?

1055
00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:55,245
Why can't people just
accept us for who we are?

1056
00:51:57,314 --> 00:52:00,517
You do know
you're not gay, right?

1057
00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:06,156
You know what?

1058
00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:08,425
I think you've been
working too hard.

1059
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,227
You need to relax.

1060
00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:15,532
I have a surprise
for you.

1061
00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:16,649
For me?

1062
00:52:16,849 --> 00:52:17,567
Mm-Hmm...

1063
00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:19,536
And there he is.

1064
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:22,172
That's kevin cartwright.

1065
00:52:22,372 --> 00:52:24,241
You two have met
before, right?

1066
00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:25,743
Oh, yeah.

1067
00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:27,594
Remember
the miami game, '93?

1068
00:52:27,794 --> 00:52:29,246
180 yards...
Unbelievable.

1069
00:52:29,446 --> 00:52:30,748
Well, actually,
it was, like, 150,

1070
00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:33,083
But who cares about
a couple yards, you know?

1071
00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:34,584
You're the man.

1072
00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:35,819
That's kevin cartwright

1073
00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:36,821
Right here.

1074
00:52:37,021 --> 00:52:38,688
Didn't you...You broke
your hand, right?

1075
00:52:38,888 --> 00:52:40,090
No, no, no,
i sprained my hand.

1076
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:41,058
What's up, man?

1077
00:52:41,258 --> 00:52:42,876
And then you gained
another 50 yards.

1078
00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:44,694
That's 230 yards
in a game, my man.

1079
00:52:44,894 --> 00:52:45,996
Mmm, i don't know
about that.

1080
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,597
You know what's amazing?
Baseball player,

1081
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:48,665
If he stubs his toe,

1082
00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,834
He's on the disabled
list for, like, 9 years.

1083
00:52:51,034 --> 00:52:52,436
I don't even know
any baseball players.

1084
00:52:52,636 --> 00:52:53,437
Hey!

1085
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,974
I'd love to stay and talk,

1086
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,976
But i'm bored
out of my mind.

1087
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,877
No.
Behave yourselves.

1088
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:02,462
Ok.
I love that girl.

1089
00:53:02,662 --> 00:53:03,848
That's a good girl.

1090
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,682
Listen, you're not going
to yell my name out

1091
00:53:05,882 --> 00:53:06,483
No more, are you?

1092
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:07,752
Oh, no, no,
i'm finished.

1093
00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:09,519
Ah, cool. So, you want
to get another round?

1094
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:10,554
Absolutely.
All right.

1095
00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:11,755
That's kevin cartwright
right there.

1096
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:14,658
7 seconds left.

1097
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,660
20 yards for a score.

1098
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:17,995
Waiting on play
for the set.

1099
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,029
Set! Hut, hut!

1100
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,765
And he's got
some running room.

1101
00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:22,866
* bop, bim, bow *

1102
00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:23,700
Hike!

1103
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,535
Ha ha ha!
Hey!

1104
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,242
Oh...

1105
00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:36,413
Oscar.

1106
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:38,949
Kevin.

1107
00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:42,953
Oscar, i got
to tell you something.

1108
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,554
I'm very attracted to you.

1109
00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:47,791
And that's
a football term for...

1110
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,627
I'm very attracted to you.

1111
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,235
Evidently.

1112
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,772
Hey, you know what?
I can't breathe.

1113
00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:04,140
Oh.
Yeah.

1114
00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:05,309
There we go.

1115
00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:06,944
Oh, see, i told amy

1116
00:54:07,144 --> 00:54:08,378
How i felt
when we first met.

1117
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,314
That's why she set
this whole thing up.

1118
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,516
Oh, how very nice
of her.

1119
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,320
Look, i'm
a little new at this.

1120
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,589
I only realized i was gay
a couple years ago,

1121
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,192
After amy and i broke up.

1122
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:24,761
I mean, if you can't
fall in love with her,

1123
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:25,996
You must be gay, right?

1124
00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:28,933
Yeah, well...

1125
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,351
Look, i only live
a couple blocks from here.

1126
00:54:31,551 --> 00:54:33,770
Do you want to come by
for another drink?

1127
00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,605
Oh, that's
very flattering.

1128
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:41,879
But you know what?
The...

1129
00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,714
The truth is, i'm...I'm
in love with somebody else.

1130
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,417
Oh.

1131
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:49,669
Yeah. I mean, i think
you're really great,

1132
00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:51,921
But i'm kind of head
over heels, you know?

1133
00:54:52,121 --> 00:54:53,557
I'm...I'm sorry.

1134
00:54:54,358 --> 00:54:56,860
If...If amy had just
told me, i would've...

1135
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,495
Yeah, well, actually,
this person

1136
00:54:58,695 --> 00:55:01,098
Is completely involved
with somebody else,

1137
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,500
So there's no hope.

1138
00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:08,772
But i...I just...

1139
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,508
Can't help the way
that i feel, you know?

1140
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,243
Poor guy.

1141
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,480
That's awful.

1142
00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:22,719
Oh, hey, yeah.
Thanks.

1143
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,160
Kevin.

1144
00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:33,563
Kevin?

1145
00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:36,766
Kev?

1146
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,657
I did not...

1147
00:55:44,857 --> 00:55:46,300
Ask you...

1148
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,744
To do that.

1149
00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:50,147
Amy: you don't have to yell
through the door, oscar.

1150
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,615
Are you decent?

1151
00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:52,616
Yes.

1152
00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:58,622
Listen, oscar, i meant well.
I just knew you were lonely.

1153
00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:00,006
Yeah, ok.

1154
00:56:00,206 --> 00:56:01,191
Just...

1155
00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:02,926
Don't ever do that
to me again.

1156
00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:03,928
Ok.

1157
00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:05,395
I'm sorry.

1158
00:56:05,595 --> 00:56:06,530
Ok.

1159
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,250
Can you do me a favor and
not tell anyone about kevin?

1160
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,169
He's still trying to figure
things out for himself.

1161
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,638
Believe me,
mum is the word.

1162
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:15,772
The word is mum.

1163
00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:17,107
Come in.

1164
00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:21,545
So, what is it?
He's not your type?

1165
00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:26,783
He...He has, um...

1166
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:28,285
Uh, no.

1167
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,687
No. I...I prefer
to date people

1168
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,555
Who are a little...

1169
00:56:32,755 --> 00:56:34,224
A little more...

1170
00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:36,526
I don't know.Not so big
and tall?

1171
00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,395
Exactly.

1172
00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,630
What are your thoughts
on penis size?

1173
00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:45,535
Do you know, um...

1174
00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:46,870
I haven't exactly

1175
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,038
Organized my thoughts
on that yet.

1176
00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:50,140
Just between you and me,

1177
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,008
When i was dating kevin,
we had a real problem.

1178
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,611
He has this giant thing.

1179
00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:55,980
No kidding.

1180
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:58,114
I was surprised when
kevin told me he was gay.

1181
00:56:58,314 --> 00:56:59,549
Guess you can't always tell.

1182
00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:00,984
Can you pass me the razor?

1183
00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:02,419
Uh, yeah.

1184
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:06,090
I'm going to go.

1185
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,225
Actually, i had
a lesbian experience once.

1186
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,827
Really?
Mm-Hmm.

1187
00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:12,296
You did?

1188
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,432
Yeah.
It was in college.

1189
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:17,067
There was
this brazilian girl

1190
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,702
In my intro
philosophy class.

1191
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:19,970
And, uh...

1192
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,221
One night,
we were studying,

1193
00:57:21,421 --> 00:57:22,272
And we were
sitting on her bed,

1194
00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:25,609
And her hair accidentally
brushed my hand.

1195
00:57:25,809 --> 00:57:27,076
And all of the sudden,
i noticed

1196
00:57:27,276 --> 00:57:28,979
How amazing she looked...

1197
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,981
Olive skin and these
incredible bee-Stung lips

1198
00:57:32,181 --> 00:57:34,051
And these beautiful...

1199
00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:35,685
Well, you know
how it is in college.

1200
00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:36,886
We experimented.

1201
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,991
Yeah.
You had a...

1202
00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,876
Well, good for you, i say.

1203
00:57:43,076 --> 00:57:44,561
I'm...I'm saying
good for you.

1204
00:57:44,761 --> 00:57:46,930
You know, i could never tell
a straight guy that.

1205
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,299
He would start asking
really creepy questions,

1206
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:51,017
Trying to weasel out
details.

1207
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:52,736
Aw, that's weird.
That is sick...

1208
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:53,937
And...And weird.

1209
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,205
Men have these stupid

1210
00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,006
Penthouse,
spice channel fantasies

1211
00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:58,108
About 2 women together,

1212
00:57:58,308 --> 00:57:59,943
With garter belts
and push-Up bras

1213
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,911
And high heels.

1214
00:58:02,111 --> 00:58:04,248
That's just not
how it happens.

1215
00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:05,849
Well, of course not.

1216
00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:08,518
What happens is...

1217
00:58:08,718 --> 00:58:10,187
It was just different.

1218
00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:13,257
She was passionate
and sensitive.

1219
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,127
Wow, listen to me.

1220
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,828
This must be
so boring for you.

1221
00:58:19,028 --> 00:58:20,364
No.

1222
00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:23,199
No. I mean, it's not...
It's not that boring.

1223
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:24,368
Well, we did do one thing

1224
00:58:24,568 --> 00:58:26,736
That was kind of like
those stupid male fantasies.

1225
00:58:26,936 --> 00:58:28,072
You did?

1226
00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:29,773
Yeah.
It was really...

1227
00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:31,224
Oh, i can't even say it.

1228
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:32,476
Oh, sure...Sure, you can.

1229
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,578
We're just a couple of
girlfriends here.

1230
00:58:36,145 --> 00:58:37,347
Ok.

1231
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:39,148
Ok, come here.
I'll whisper it in your ear.

1232
00:58:39,348 --> 00:58:40,484
Ok.

1233
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:51,928
Hand me my towel,
would ya?

1234
00:58:52,128 --> 00:58:53,497
Ok. Sure.

1235
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:57,601
Turn around.

1236
00:58:57,801 --> 00:58:58,702
Ok.

1237
00:59:13,983 --> 00:59:15,719
Man, it's hot in here.

1238
00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:18,588
Dj: all right, chicago,

1239
00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:20,657
I gotta get something
off my chest here.

1240
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:22,726
I don't care about
your sexual orientation.

1241
00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:24,461
I don't care
if you're in the closet,

1242
00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:25,828
Out of the closet,
in a dungeon,

1243
00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:28,097
Down a mine shaft,
on a broomstick.

1244
00:59:28,297 --> 00:59:30,367
I don't care!
Just please, do your job.

1245
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,535
Who is this whiny bastard

1246
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,703
On the front page
of the business section?

1247
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,705
Did you see him?
Oscar novak.

1248
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:39,008
He is a complaining,
complaining, complaining moron.

1249
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:41,610
Even if i was a mincing,
limp-Wristed gay,

1250
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:44,213
I wouldn't tell
the whole city about it.

1251
00:59:44,413 --> 00:59:45,364
What are you...

1252
00:59:45,564 --> 00:59:46,316
Aah!

1253
00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,485
Oh, my god!
This is so exciting.

1254
00:59:48,685 --> 00:59:49,953
Talk about
great publicity.

1255
00:59:50,153 --> 00:59:52,156
Good hair, too.

1256
00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:55,492
Michael dees: * well, i think
i'm goin' out of my head *

1257
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,861
Bill: push up, push up,
push up, push up.

1258
00:59:58,061 --> 00:59:58,795
Good, good.

1259
00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:01,365
* yes, i think i'm
goin' out of my head *

1260
01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,352
* over you *

1261
01:00:05,552 --> 01:00:09,139
Uhh!

1262
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,975
He was definitely
straight before, right?

1263
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:13,310
Yeah, well,
he and peter

1264
01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,379
Do spend a lot
of time together.

1265
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:16,713
Mr. Newman.

1266
01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:19,315
* don't even know
that i exist *

1267
01:00:19,515 --> 01:00:20,316
Mm-Mmm.

1268
01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,220
Do we have
any newcomers today?

1269
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,639
Hi. I'm zack.

1270
01:00:26,839 --> 01:00:29,058
And i'm...

1271
01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:30,794
Gay?

1272
01:00:30,994 --> 01:00:32,662
Man: hi, zack.

1273
01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:34,531
No. I'm not...

1274
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:41,270
* goin' out of my head *

1275
01:00:41,470 --> 01:00:42,939
* over you *

1276
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:45,842
* out of my head *

1277
01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:46,743
* over you *

1278
01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:48,711
* out of my head *

1279
01:00:48,911 --> 01:00:50,480
* day and night *

1280
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,782
* night and day and night *

1281
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,617
What?

1282
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:56,119
Aah! Ow! Ow!

1283
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:59,505
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

1284
01:00:59,705 --> 01:01:02,892
* into your heart *

1285
01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:06,262
* there's no reason why *

1286
01:01:06,462 --> 01:01:07,997
* my bein' shy *

1287
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:11,000
* should keep us apart *

1288
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:15,038
* goin' out of my head *

1289
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:16,240
* over you *

1290
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,175
* out of my head *

1291
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:20,877
* over you *

1292
01:01:21,077 --> 01:01:22,745
* out of my head *

1293
01:01:22,945 --> 01:01:24,414
* day and night *

1294
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:27,316
* night and day and night *

1295
01:01:27,516 --> 01:01:29,752
* wrong or right *

1296
01:01:29,952 --> 01:01:32,037
* i want you *

1297
01:01:32,237 --> 01:01:34,123
* to want me *

1298
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:36,460
* i need you so badly *

1299
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:40,697
* i can't think
of anything but you *

1300
01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:45,402
Thought we...

1301
01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:47,571
Kinda had
a moment there.

1302
01:01:49,005 --> 01:01:50,173
Oh. Oh, us.

1303
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,542
No, no. No,
we didn't have a moment.

1304
01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:54,210
No, i was there.
No moment.

1305
01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:55,479
Ha.

1306
01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:58,081
Hey, you work out,
don't you?

1307
01:01:58,281 --> 01:01:58,815
Excuse me?

1308
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,650
Well, you look
even better in person

1309
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:02,085
Than you do
in the paper.

1310
01:02:02,285 --> 01:02:03,436
You're in great shape.

1311
01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:04,588
Hey, well, thanks, thanks.

1312
01:02:04,788 --> 01:02:07,323
* goin' out of my head
over you *

1313
01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:09,593
* out of my head *

1314
01:02:09,793 --> 01:02:11,328
* over you *

1315
01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,296
* out of my head *

1316
01:02:13,496 --> 01:02:15,064
* day and night *

1317
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:17,400
* night and day and night *

1318
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,035
* wrong or right *

1319
01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:21,838
* wrong or right *

1320
01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:24,674
Announcer:
clarkson back to pass...

1321
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:27,311
And he hits willhide
up the middle.

1322
01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,378
He breaks the tackle,
stumbles into the 20...

1323
01:02:29,578 --> 01:02:30,179
Yes!

1324
01:02:30,379 --> 01:02:32,949
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1325
01:02:37,286 --> 01:02:39,422
For the last time...

1326
01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:41,057
I'm not gay.

1327
01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:42,225
No.

1328
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:43,360
We know.

1329
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,395
Yeah, ok, but you
don't believe me.

1330
01:02:46,595 --> 01:02:47,731
No, we do. We do.

1331
01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:49,349
You know what?
This is ridiculous.

1332
01:02:49,549 --> 01:02:50,767
I've known you guys
my entire life.

1333
01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:53,703
What would make you think
that i'm gay now?

1334
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,505
The wall treatments.

1335
01:02:59,242 --> 01:03:00,344
The hors d'oeuvres.

1336
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:03,479
Yeah, and...
all the, uh...

1337
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,749
Gay things.

1338
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,150
All right, what is the problem
with wall treatments, ok?

1339
01:03:07,350 --> 01:03:08,785
Do you have any idea
how difficult it is

1340
01:03:08,985 --> 01:03:11,655
To decide between sponging,
glazing, and spackling?

1341
01:03:13,356 --> 01:03:15,024
Never mind.

1342
01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:16,693
No, it's ok.

1343
01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:19,596
Some people might think
you're a freak...

1344
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,630
But not me.

1345
01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:22,932
I personally knew
you were gay all along.

1346
01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:25,234
I'm just glad you
finally figured it out

1347
01:03:25,434 --> 01:03:26,336
For yourself.

1348
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,187
You remember when we
went skiing together,

1349
01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:30,514
And then we went to
the hot tub afterwards,

1350
01:03:30,714 --> 01:03:32,696
And you sort of brushed up
against me, and...

1351
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:34,878
You didn't say anything,
you just sort of...

1352
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:37,046
Looked at me kind of funny?

1353
01:03:37,881 --> 01:03:39,783
Were you trying to
hit on me, man?

1354
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:41,701
Ok, you know what?
You're right.

1355
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,420
I'm gay.
I've always been gay.

1356
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,889
All these years of
friendship and football

1357
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:47,957
And me chasing
after girls...A ruse,

1358
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:51,027
A clever little trick
just to get all of you into bed.

1359
01:03:51,227 --> 01:03:54,330
That's right.
I want all of you.

1360
01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:57,100
Zack, with your lilting
little laugh.

1361
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,468
Bill, your farts,

1362
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,504
They're like perfume to me.

1363
01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:02,772
And, rick...

1364
01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:05,208
You really
figured me out, man.

1365
01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:09,613
I want you most of all.

1366
01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:11,948
Oh, my god.

1367
01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:12,749
Ohh!

1368
01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:13,983
Aah!
Aah!

1369
01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:16,552
Mom, you're not listening.

1370
01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:17,521
I'm not gay.

1371
01:04:17,721 --> 01:04:20,289
You don't have
to lie, son.

1372
01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:21,725
I'm not lying.

1373
01:04:21,925 --> 01:04:25,862
Look, i just have to pretend
to be gay for work.

1374
01:04:27,263 --> 01:04:28,532
I know it sounds crazy.

1375
01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:30,200
No, no, you did
a brave thing,

1376
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,868
And i think
it's wonderful.

1377
01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:33,069
Dad must be going nuts.

1378
01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:36,472
No. No, your father feels
exactly the same way.

1379
01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:38,307
Well,
put him on the phone.

1380
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:41,344
No. No, he can't
come to the phone

1381
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:42,962
Right now,
sweetheart.

1382
01:04:43,162 --> 01:04:44,380
He's, uh, he's busy.

1383
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:46,582
All the money
i spent on that kid!

1384
01:04:46,782 --> 01:04:47,984
I could kill him!

1385
01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:57,461
I'm never gonna
have sex again.

1386
01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:00,096
Oh, come on, oscar.
Of course you will.

1387
01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:02,899
Just maybe not
with a woman.

1388
01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:12,308
Hi!
Hi!

1389
01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:16,545
Hey, honey! Hi!

1390
01:05:16,745 --> 01:05:18,782
Hi! Mmm!

1391
01:05:18,982 --> 01:05:20,550
You want to come
hang out with us?

1392
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,952
No. You wouldn't
believe the day i had.

1393
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:25,454
Listen, um,
i made you something.

1394
01:05:25,654 --> 01:05:27,256
Open it up.

1395
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:32,996
Oh, god.

1396
01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:35,464
I'm so proud of you.

1397
01:05:35,664 --> 01:05:36,666
Oh, don't be.

1398
01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:39,568
No. It was...
That was nothing.

1399
01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:41,170
No, that's not true.

1400
01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:44,440
You're proud of who you are.
Not everyone's like that.

1401
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:45,542
Come on. Hang out with us.

1402
01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:47,610
Oh, no, no. I'm not...
I don't want to.

1403
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:49,012
We have margaritas.

1404
01:05:52,648 --> 01:05:54,784
Eww!
Gross!

1405
01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:57,520
The best is, "i'm not gonna
use a line on you, baby."

1406
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,856
Ugh, the anti-Line line.
I hate that.

1407
01:06:00,056 --> 01:06:01,624
Yeah, that is a stupid one.

1408
01:06:01,824 --> 01:06:03,192
So, is it
the same for you?

1409
01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:05,494
Do you get the same kind
of come-Ons as us?

1410
01:06:05,694 --> 01:06:08,330
Oh, uh, well, sometimes.

1411
01:06:08,530 --> 01:06:10,967
Like the other day...

1412
01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:14,603
I was on the bus and this guy
comes up to me and says,

1413
01:06:14,803 --> 01:06:16,339
"Do you work out?"

1414
01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:17,741
Eww!
Ugh!

1415
01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,809
The old workout line.

1416
01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:21,510
Does anyone fall for that?

1417
01:06:21,710 --> 01:06:23,078
Yeah.

1418
01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:24,447
Shut up!

1419
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:28,617
And then, you know,
he's staring,

1420
01:06:28,817 --> 01:06:31,054
I mean, staring at my butt.

1421
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:33,122
So i turn around,
and then, of course,

1422
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:35,358
My crotch is right
in his face.

1423
01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:36,225
Oh, please!

1424
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,661
So i turn around again
and then there's butt.

1425
01:06:38,861 --> 01:06:41,097
So it's kind of like,
butt, crotch, butt, crotch,

1426
01:06:41,297 --> 01:06:43,667
Butt, butt,
crotch, crotch!

1427
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:46,269
And i'm thinking,
"hey, pal, i'm a person.

1428
01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:48,021
I'm not an object."

1429
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:49,597
Absolutely.
Yeah.

1430
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:50,974
I have feelings.

1431
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:52,508
It doesn't matter
that the guy was right.

1432
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,560
I happen to have
a finely-Toned,

1433
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,612
Picture-Perfect,
award-Winning ass!

1434
01:06:56,812 --> 01:06:57,614
Mwah!

1435
01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:58,948
There's more to me
than that.

1436
01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:01,650
That's right, oscar!
Not a piece of meat!

1437
01:07:01,850 --> 01:07:03,402
Whatever happened
to subtlety?

1438
01:07:03,602 --> 01:07:04,962
What happened
to taking the time

1439
01:07:05,162 --> 01:07:06,522
To get to know
somebody first?

1440
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:08,057
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!

1441
01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,327
If all men were gay, it
would be absolutely perfect.

1442
01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:13,396
Ha ha ha!

1443
01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:31,781
I love you so much.

1444
01:07:31,981 --> 01:07:33,566
You've changed
my whole life.

1445
01:07:33,766 --> 01:07:35,151
I want to make
you happy.

1446
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,120
It's the only thing
that matters to be.

1447
01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:43,126
I've got something
to tell you, too.

1448
01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,462
I'm going
to get married.

1449
01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:56,039
You know, there's
this thing i've noticed.

1450
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,241
In the movies, whenevere
a guy asks a girl out,

1451
01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:00,276
She always says,
"i'd like that."

1452
01:08:00,476 --> 01:08:03,429
I've never heard anyone
say that in real life ever.

1453
01:08:03,629 --> 01:08:06,582
You know what the most
spoken line in movies is?

1454
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:07,383
What?

1455
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:09,602
"Let's get out of here."

1456
01:08:09,802 --> 01:08:11,621
Huh. It makes sense.

1457
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:12,922
It works for a lot
of situations.

1458
01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:15,708
"They're shooting at us.
Let's get outta here."

1459
01:08:15,908 --> 01:08:18,168
"Aliens have landed.
Let's get outta here."

1460
01:08:18,368 --> 01:08:20,629
"I want to make mad,
passionate love to you.

1461
01:08:20,829 --> 01:08:21,731
Let's get outta here."

1462
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,067
Those are all good.
Especially that last one.

1463
01:08:26,535 --> 01:08:28,954
Um, what was that?

1464
01:08:29,154 --> 01:08:31,574
I was yawning.

1465
01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:32,909
Ok.

1466
01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:38,848
Ok. You're tired.
I'm gonna let you sleep.

1467
01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:40,683
No, stay?

1468
01:08:40,883 --> 01:08:43,035
Sure.

1469
01:08:43,235 --> 01:08:45,188
Yeah.

1470
01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:47,790
Just till the end
of the movie.

1471
01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:49,625
Tv: will you marry me?

1472
01:08:49,825 --> 01:08:51,460
Will you?

1473
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:54,747
Do you think
we'd be happy?

1474
01:08:54,947 --> 01:08:58,034
No. But what
does it matter?

1475
01:09:57,393 --> 01:09:59,395
Absolutely beautifully-
Located season tickets,

1476
01:09:59,595 --> 01:10:01,330
And i've love you
to be my guest...

1477
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,531
Very excited.

1478
01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:05,101
Very, very excited.

1479
01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:11,340
Great party.
Thanks.

1480
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:15,311
Very excited to see
your model. Very excited.

1481
01:10:15,511 --> 01:10:17,813
Well, we just hope
that you like it.

1482
01:10:18,013 --> 01:10:19,415
There really are

1483
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:23,419
Some very nice-Looking
women here tonight.

1484
01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:25,321
What's your type?

1485
01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:27,023
Type of what?

1486
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,425
It's funny.
When i first met you guys,

1487
01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:32,661
I thought you were super-Gay
and oscar was straight.

1488
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:33,562
I was super-Gay?

1489
01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:35,764
He cleared it up
for me, though.

1490
01:10:35,964 --> 01:10:36,732
He did?

1491
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:39,335
He told me you're not,
but he is, 100%.

1492
01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:42,571
Ho ho ho!
That oskie.

1493
01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:46,275
That article must make it
hard for you to meet girls.

1494
01:10:46,475 --> 01:10:48,111
I do ok.

1495
01:10:48,311 --> 01:10:51,114
Oh, thanks, mom,
and thank you for coming.

1496
01:10:51,314 --> 01:10:54,183
Dad, bar's right over there.

1497
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,491
Hi.
Hi.

1498
01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:04,093
Sorry.

1499
01:11:04,293 --> 01:11:06,062
Oh, i am so excited
for you.

1500
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,031
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

1501
01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:10,666
I'm sorry i stole
the blankets last night.

1502
01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:11,935
You stole the blankets.

1503
01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:14,437
You hogged the couch.
It wasn't pretty.

1504
01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:15,972
At least you got
the left side.

1505
01:11:16,172 --> 01:11:17,306
Female announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

1506
01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:20,243
The decker and strauss model
is open for viewing.

1507
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,962
Ladies and gentlemen,

1508
01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:41,197
The steinberg and novak
model is open for viewing.

1509
01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:49,138
It's so beautiful.

1510
01:11:57,113 --> 01:11:59,115
Mr. Steinberg,
this way, please.

1511
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,350
Right here,
mr. Novak.

1512
01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:03,586
Ok, guys...
that's enough.

1513
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,238
George:
sorry to interrupt.

1514
01:12:06,438 --> 01:12:08,065
We're with
the chicago chapter

1515
01:12:08,265 --> 01:12:09,692
Of the national
association

1516
01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:11,560
Of gay and lesbian
professionals.

1517
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:12,761
We have selected you

1518
01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:16,632
As chicago's
"gay man of the year."

1519
01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:18,267
Congratulations, oscar.

1520
01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:20,269
The ceremony is this friday.

1521
01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:21,871
We'd like you to give
a short speech.

1522
01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:24,373
Something like what
you said in the paper.

1523
01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:27,176
So, what do you say?
Do you accept?

1524
01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,648
Of course he accepts.

1525
01:12:33,682 --> 01:12:37,386
I haven't done anything
or anyone to deserve this.

1526
01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:39,488
Can't think of anybody
who deserves it more.

1527
01:12:39,688 --> 01:12:41,139
Great.
We'll be in touch.

1528
01:12:41,339 --> 01:12:42,791
Congratulations
again.

1529
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,895
This is great.
It's perfect.

1530
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,697
First of all,
i've already decided

1531
01:12:48,897 --> 01:12:50,466
You two have the job.

1532
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,035
Oscar gives his speech,

1533
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:53,469
I corner the press and
tell them right there

1534
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:56,172
That my super-Gay man of
the year and his partner

1535
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,307
Have both won.
It's perfect.

1536
01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,676
Then we have
a press conference...

1537
01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:08,684
Would someone tell me
what amy is doing

1538
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,202
Talking to my wife?

1539
01:13:10,402 --> 01:13:11,720
That's your wife?

1540
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,856
Let's go.

1541
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:19,895
Hi!

1542
01:13:20,095 --> 01:13:22,064
Darling.

1543
01:13:22,264 --> 01:13:23,967
Hi.

1544
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,235
What a surprise.
What are you doing here?

1545
01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:27,436
Concert got canceled.

1546
01:13:27,636 --> 01:13:29,505
You know how temperamental
cellists are,

1547
01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:31,907
And i've always had
an interest in this project,

1548
01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,042
So here i am.

1549
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,993
Darling, i'd like
to introduce

1550
01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:36,945
Oscar novak
and peter steinberg.

1551
01:13:37,145 --> 01:13:38,181
Congratulations.

1552
01:13:38,381 --> 01:13:40,083
Your design is superb.

1553
01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:43,286
We were just discussing it.

1554
01:13:43,486 --> 01:13:45,688
Oh, i'm sorry.

1555
01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:48,824
This is
my girlfriend amy,

1556
01:13:49,024 --> 01:13:53,462
And, amy, this is
my boss charles.

1557
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:58,734
I'm sorry.
Aren't you gay?

1558
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,338
Excuse me?

1559
01:14:02,538 --> 01:14:04,240
Didn't i read in the paper
that you were gay?

1560
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,293
Well, yes, i am.

1561
01:14:07,493 --> 01:14:10,146
Sometimes. I...

1562
01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:12,181
Oscar is omnisexual.

1563
01:14:13,081 --> 01:14:16,485
He swings...
every which way.

1564
01:14:19,488 --> 01:14:23,326
Uh, if you'll excuse me.

1565
01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:29,898
Shouldn't, uh,
you go after her?

1566
01:14:38,707 --> 01:14:40,843
Say something.

1567
01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:42,911
That wasn't so bad.

1568
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:44,047
It wasn't?

1569
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,715
No. I knew it might happen
eventually and it did.

1570
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:49,918
Look at me.
I'm still standing.

1571
01:14:50,118 --> 01:14:51,120
Good. Yeah.

1572
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,690
I think you're handling
this like a real champ.

1573
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:55,924
Uh-Huh.

1574
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,195
Where are we going?

1575
01:14:59,395 --> 01:15:02,164
To get really...
really drunk.

1576
01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:02,965
Ok.

1577
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:06,769
* one last slow blues *

1578
01:15:07,636 --> 01:15:11,340
* to close the show *

1579
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:15,861
* i watched you
dance with her... *

1580
01:15:16,061 --> 01:15:19,248
Thing is, she seemed
so nice, you know?

1581
01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:21,184
So pleasant and charming.

1582
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:22,885
Didn't you think
she was charming?

1583
01:15:23,085 --> 01:15:23,886
I...I didn't...

1584
01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:26,755
Maybe she didn't even notice
that anything was weird.

1585
01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:29,558
Maybe she didn't
notice that...

1586
01:15:29,758 --> 01:15:32,761
Charles did a good job
covering, right?

1587
01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:33,862
Yeah. Yeah.

1588
01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:37,500
Right.
So it's probably fine.

1589
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:41,270
I'll just pretend
it never happened.

1590
01:15:42,771 --> 01:15:44,440
Yeah.

1591
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,309
It's ok.

1592
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,312
I feel much better now.

1593
01:15:50,846 --> 01:15:51,880
Let's dance.

1594
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,732
Oh, um, we shouldn't...

1595
01:15:53,932 --> 01:15:55,584
I'm not...
Come on.

1596
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,720
Ooh, we're gonna dance.

1597
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:03,892
* couldn't you wait till
those healing hands of time *

1598
01:16:06,829 --> 01:16:09,865
* squeezed the pain,
the pain *

1599
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:13,101
* from my heart *

1600
01:16:13,301 --> 01:16:14,036
Oscar...

1601
01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:16,104
Have you ever kissed
a woman before?

1602
01:16:16,304 --> 01:16:17,606
* couldn't you wait till *

1603
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:22,010
* my bruised
and battered heart *

1604
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,550
* till it ain't *

1605
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:31,554
* till it ain't torn apart *

1606
01:16:40,629 --> 01:16:42,731
Perfect.
That is just perfect.

1607
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:45,768
That would be just like me
to go and fall in love with you.

1608
01:16:45,968 --> 01:16:48,520
I have tried every kind
of unavailable man.

1609
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,273
A gay guy would really
round out my collection.

1610
01:16:51,473 --> 01:16:53,976
Man, what was i doing?
I'm losing my mind.

1611
01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:54,877
You're not.

1612
01:16:55,077 --> 01:16:57,480
You have been so good to me
and what do i do?

1613
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,515
I try to kiss you!

1614
01:16:59,715 --> 01:17:01,433
I am so sorry.

1615
01:17:01,633 --> 01:17:03,152
Don't be sorry.

1616
01:17:03,352 --> 01:17:08,190
It's just that sometimes
you and i seem so...

1617
01:17:08,390 --> 01:17:09,925
I don't know.

1618
01:17:11,494 --> 01:17:13,562
Man, i'm such a fucking mess

1619
01:17:13,762 --> 01:17:16,432
You know what?
I'm just being dramatic.

1620
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,368
I'm tired.
I'm going to be fine.

1621
01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,036
Let's go.

1622
01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:23,772
Yeah, well,
you certainly look fine.

1623
01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:26,575
Listen, amy, i bought
this tough girl routine

1624
01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:28,711
For about 5 seconds.

1625
01:17:28,911 --> 01:17:29,378
What?

1626
01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:31,547
Look at you.
This is killing you.

1627
01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:32,648
What are you doing
with him?

1628
01:17:32,848 --> 01:17:35,851
What are you talking
about? It works!

1629
01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:36,652
It works.

1630
01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:38,221
Yeah, it works.

1631
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,422
Where is this going?

1632
01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,857
At least he's straight,
for chrissakes!

1633
01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:46,595
Oh, that's...That's
really great.

1634
01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:50,032
I get what i need from him.

1635
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,501
Yeah? Well,
so does his wife.

1636
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:55,271
Oh.

1637
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,205
Give me one good reason
you're with him.

1638
01:17:57,405 --> 01:17:58,474
Just one good reason.

1639
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:02,144
Ok. In a year and a half,
we haven't had a single fight.

1640
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:05,248
He doesn't care about you
enough to fight with you.

1641
01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:10,419
God, i can't believe i'm getting
grilled by you of all people.

1642
01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:12,020
You haven't had a date
since i met you.

1643
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:15,424
You don't know a single thing
about relationships.

1644
01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:18,160
You just sit around with me
and play it safe!

1645
01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:22,565
Yeah? Well,
i don't know about you,

1646
01:18:22,765 --> 01:18:25,834
But i'm getting a little bit
tired of playing it safe.

1647
01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:31,907
So what are you
waiting for?

1648
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,449
You know, what i have with
charles may not be perfect,

1649
01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:44,920
But what i have
with you is what?

1650
01:18:48,791 --> 01:18:50,425
What?

1651
01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:36,932
Mr. Novak...Sir?

1652
01:20:39,868 --> 01:20:42,971
She hasn't come home,
she hasn't called, so...

1653
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:46,274
I was just thinking maybe
you know where she is.

1654
01:20:46,474 --> 01:20:48,877
Do you know where she is?

1655
01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:52,547
I'm very disappointed
in you, oscar.

1656
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:54,483
Excuse me?

1657
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:58,286
You were supposed
to watch out for her.

1658
01:20:58,486 --> 01:21:01,039
You were supposed
to protect her.

1659
01:21:01,239 --> 01:21:03,592
Hey, look, i tried.
I went after her.

1660
01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:06,595
I tried talking to her,
but she was really upset.

1661
01:21:06,795 --> 01:21:09,497
She has been gone
for 2 days.

1662
01:21:09,697 --> 01:21:12,334
She could be anywhere.

1663
01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:13,969
How could you let
this happen?

1664
01:21:15,137 --> 01:21:17,139
How could you let her
get hurt?

1665
01:21:18,473 --> 01:21:20,443
That's a very good question.

1666
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:22,210
You might want to try
that on yourself.

1667
01:21:30,018 --> 01:21:32,688
Because i know you would
never take that tone

1668
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,457
With a person
who just granted you

1669
01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:38,561
A $90-Million job.

1670
01:21:38,761 --> 01:21:41,897
I'm going to pretend you
didn't say that to me.

1671
01:21:42,097 --> 01:21:45,667
I hope i don't have
to embarrass you, oscar,

1672
01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:49,437
By reminding you that
no friendship can compare

1673
01:21:49,637 --> 01:21:52,257
To what amy and i have.

1674
01:21:52,457 --> 01:21:55,077
Do i make myself clear?

1675
01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:56,211
Yes.

1676
01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:00,215
Perfectly.

1677
01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:03,185
Thank you.

1678
01:22:13,395 --> 01:22:15,814
Sandy: we'd like to get
this ceremony started

1679
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,433
By saying a few words
about our organization.

1680
01:22:18,633 --> 01:22:19,502
This is our ninth year,

1681
01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:22,404
And we've come a long
way in recognizing...

1682
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,807
Oskie!

1683
01:22:25,007 --> 01:22:27,510
Are you ok?
Ready to go?

1684
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:30,578
Yeah. Fine. Got my speech
all written on cards.

1685
01:22:30,778 --> 01:22:31,379
You sure do.

1686
01:22:31,579 --> 01:22:32,681
I think i can handle this.

1687
01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:35,951
It's just...Just a bunch
of people, right?

1688
01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:37,519
Giving you an award.

1689
01:22:37,719 --> 01:22:39,087
How could that be bad?

1690
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,088
Exactly.

1691
01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:43,491
Plus, once this is done,
we can start on the project.

1692
01:22:43,691 --> 01:22:45,793
You're right.
You're right.

1693
01:22:45,993 --> 01:22:47,896
And i have to say, oskie,

1694
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:51,700
I am so proud you've
evolved this mature attitude

1695
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,501
That you've evolved...

1696
01:22:53,701 --> 01:22:54,670
Thank you.

1697
01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:58,941
Because, uh, i figure
if i can't have amy, then...

1698
01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:02,144
It won't be so bad. I can
pretend to be gay for a while.

1699
01:23:02,344 --> 01:23:05,480
I mean...you like
being gay, right?

1700
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:06,715
Works very well for me.

1701
01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:10,185
It won't be so bad. I can
sneak off to straight bars,

1702
01:23:10,385 --> 01:23:12,287
Have anonymous sex
with straight women.

1703
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:15,073
That's why giving
this speech is fine.

1704
01:23:15,273 --> 01:23:17,860
It is more than fine.
It is very...fine.

1705
01:23:21,296 --> 01:23:24,332
Oscar...

1706
01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:26,535
Oscar, about amy...

1707
01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:30,739
You know there are
other fish in the sea.

1708
01:23:30,939 --> 01:23:34,259
I used...Used
to think that.

1709
01:23:34,459 --> 01:23:37,170
But what if you
find the fish?

1710
01:23:37,370 --> 01:23:39,882
You know what?
You're right.

1711
01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:41,116
Plenty of fish.
You're probably right.

1712
01:23:41,316 --> 01:23:43,451
Yes. I'm right.
Probably.

1713
01:23:43,651 --> 01:23:44,587
I think so.

1714
01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:46,538
Sandy: it gives us
great pleasure

1715
01:23:46,738 --> 01:23:48,490
To introduce our
gay professional...

1716
01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:49,792
I gotta go.

1717
01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:52,227
Kick some ass,
you hear me?

1718
01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:53,428
Say it with me.

1719
01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:55,798
Kick some ass.
Kick some ass.

1720
01:23:55,998 --> 01:23:57,015
Ok. Kick some ass.

1721
01:23:57,215 --> 01:23:58,233
Kick some ass.

1722
01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:17,953
Thank...Thank you.

1723
01:24:18,153 --> 01:24:21,456
Thank you for inviting me
here this evening.

1724
01:24:21,656 --> 01:24:24,960
These last few weeks
have been very exciting.

1725
01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:29,331
Peter and i had the opportunity
to work on a project

1726
01:24:29,531 --> 01:24:33,969
That has become
a dream come true.

1727
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,721
Um, this award is an honor.

1728
01:24:36,921 --> 01:24:39,474
An honor which
i accept with...

1729
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:58,326
You know,
awards are a funny thing.

1730
01:24:58,526 --> 01:24:59,962
I won an award once.

1731
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:01,797
I was in summer camp.
I was 7.

1732
01:25:01,997 --> 01:25:05,000
It was a bumperpool tournament,
and i won,

1733
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:08,436
But it was kind of
an empty victory,

1734
01:25:08,636 --> 01:25:10,372
Because i cheated.

1735
01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:13,075
When nobody was looking,

1736
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:17,579
I just shoved all the balls
into the pockets.

1737
01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,181
And the funny thing is

1738
01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:22,184
I felt guilty about that
my whole life.

1739
01:25:35,530 --> 01:25:37,365
What's this?

1740
01:25:57,986 --> 01:25:59,955
I guess what
i'm trying to say

1741
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:05,160
Is that a lot of you know what
it's like to be in the closet,

1742
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,762
So you know what
it's like to have a secret.

1743
01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:11,299
Constantly worrying
about slipping up.

1744
01:26:11,499 --> 01:26:14,469
Having to hide your
feelings from the people

1745
01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:17,639
That are supposed
to mean the most to you.

1746
01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:21,343
What i admire about
all the people here tonight

1747
01:26:21,543 --> 01:26:25,363
Is that you're not afraid to be
honest about who you are.

1748
01:26:25,563 --> 01:26:29,384
You're strong enough to stand up
for the simple dignity

1749
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:34,489
Of telling the people
that you love...

1750
01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:37,692
How you feel.

1751
01:26:37,892 --> 01:26:43,098
Now, i...I know
a little bit about this...

1752
01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:46,935
Because for
the last 3 weeks...

1753
01:26:47,135 --> 01:26:48,270
I've had a secret.

1754
01:26:51,106 --> 01:26:54,276
And i think it's time for me
to come out of the closet.

1755
01:26:57,579 --> 01:26:59,081
I'm not gay.

1756
01:27:15,030 --> 01:27:17,165
Amy, i love you.

1757
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:22,204
I haven't been honest
with you.

1758
01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:26,374
But i love you.

1759
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,912
I've never felt
that way about anyone.

1760
01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:36,251
And i know that...
just by telling you this,

1761
01:27:36,451 --> 01:27:38,520
I might have lost
any chance i ever had

1762
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,222
To be with you,

1763
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,657
But i believe
you deserve...

1764
01:27:45,527 --> 01:27:50,165
That everybody here
deserves...

1765
01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:53,435
That kind of honesty.

1766
01:28:35,777 --> 01:28:36,678
Thank you.

1767
01:28:36,878 --> 01:28:40,382
Don't worry.
I'm very proud of you.

1768
01:28:40,582 --> 01:28:44,086
You big drama queen.
Go get her.

1769
01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:50,592
Oscar, get your ass
back here.

1770
01:28:52,594 --> 01:28:56,264
A melee ensued today at the gay
and lesbian association's

1771
01:28:56,464 --> 01:28:59,467
Annual awards ceremony
as the gay man of the year

1772
01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:01,769
Declared his love
for...a woman.

1773
01:29:01,969 --> 01:29:02,570
Amy!

1774
01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:04,372
Get back here! Amy!

1775
01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:09,994
I think oscar and amy
need to talk, don't you?

1776
01:29:10,194 --> 01:29:12,947
Reporter: onlookers were
amazed as the erstwhile

1777
01:29:13,147 --> 01:29:15,150
Gay man of the year,
oscar novak,

1778
01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:18,353
Lept from the stage and pursued
the woman into the lobby

1779
01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:21,189
Where crowds gathered
awaiting her response.

1780
01:29:21,389 --> 01:29:24,526
Can we please
just talk about this?

1781
01:29:26,228 --> 01:29:27,129
Ooh!
Hello!

1782
01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,197
And it wasn't pretty.

1783
01:29:29,397 --> 01:29:31,999
Amy: you promised me you
would never lie to me.

1784
01:29:32,199 --> 01:29:33,668
We had a deal.

1785
01:29:33,868 --> 01:29:35,337
Get out of my way,
you big freak.

1786
01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:38,340
Don't make me make you
my prison bitch.

1787
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,409
The incident reached
a fever pitch...

1788
01:29:41,609 --> 01:29:43,345
Great punch, baby.
Now let's go.

1789
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:47,482
As charles newman, the renowned
international businessman

1790
01:29:47,682 --> 01:29:52,086
Incurred the wrath
of the same unidentified woman.

1791
01:29:52,286 --> 01:29:53,788
Before police could arrive
on the scene,

1792
01:29:53,988 --> 01:29:59,994
The enraged, yet fashionably-
Attired young woman escaped.

1793
01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:02,965
Wow. How about that?

1794
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:05,032
Reporter:...gay man
of the year is not gay.

1795
01:30:05,232 --> 01:30:06,901
Oscar, are you ok?

1796
01:30:07,101 --> 01:30:08,103
You're fired.

1797
01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:11,173
You'll never work for me
nor for anyone i know.

1798
01:30:11,373 --> 01:30:13,107
Which is everyone.

1799
01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:15,109
I don't care.

1800
01:30:15,309 --> 01:30:16,911
And you know why?

1801
01:30:17,111 --> 01:30:20,482
Because
i don't like you.

1802
01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,588
Found him and
housebroke him.

1803
01:30:32,026 --> 01:30:33,027
Excuse me.

1804
01:30:33,828 --> 01:30:36,231
That was a brave thing
your partner did.

1805
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:37,332
Uh, yes.

1806
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:39,301
I have to say i'm very
proud of the little guy.

1807
01:30:39,501 --> 01:30:41,303
I don't believe
we've officially met.

1808
01:30:41,503 --> 01:30:43,538
I'm kevin cartwright.

1809
01:30:43,738 --> 01:30:44,339
Yes, i know.

1810
01:30:44,539 --> 01:30:46,140
I've heard
all about you.

1811
01:30:46,340 --> 01:30:47,742
Oh, really? Like what?

1812
01:30:47,942 --> 01:30:51,313
Oh, nothing
specific really.

1813
01:30:51,513 --> 01:30:52,680
Well, it's all true.

1814
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:55,850
Would you like to get
a drink or something?

1815
01:30:56,050 --> 01:30:57,319
I'd love to.

1816
01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:43,265
Duncan sheik:
* that says it all *

1817
01:31:43,465 --> 01:31:46,200
* doesn't it? *

1818
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:49,003
* we always want *

1819
01:31:49,203 --> 01:31:51,606
* what we never get *

1820
01:31:51,806 --> 01:31:54,358
* well, listen here,
my friend *

1821
01:31:54,558 --> 01:31:57,111
* i can't
continue to pretend *

1822
01:31:57,311 --> 01:31:59,581
* that it's all right *

1823
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:06,888
* 'cause that ain't right *

1824
01:32:23,137 --> 01:32:24,772
Amy: don't do it.

1825
01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:33,981
Yes, but i...
deserve to die.

1826
01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:36,984
Not yet.

1827
01:32:39,921 --> 01:32:40,988
What are you doing here?

1828
01:32:41,188 --> 01:32:43,125
I thought
i'd find you here.

1829
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:46,928
Really? Oh, my god,
amy, i'm so...

1830
01:32:47,128 --> 01:32:49,531
Would you shut up?

1831
01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:50,532
Ok.

1832
01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:55,202
I just have a few things
i want to get straight.

1833
01:32:55,402 --> 01:32:57,738
It's just...
Me, too.

1834
01:32:57,938 --> 01:33:00,274
I'm going to be quiet now.

1835
01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:04,562
So...you lied to me
to protect your job.

1836
01:33:04,762 --> 01:33:06,881
You violated my trust
and friendship.

1837
01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:09,283
You tricked me into
telling you intimate things

1838
01:33:09,483 --> 01:33:10,385
Which i never
would have told you.

1839
01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:12,720
I just want to know.
Are you proud of yourself?

1840
01:33:15,990 --> 01:33:17,024
Go ahead.

1841
01:33:17,224 --> 01:33:18,793
No.

1842
01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:25,433
Was it really worth it?

1843
01:33:30,472 --> 01:33:32,807
I just have one thing
left to say to you.

1844
01:33:37,879 --> 01:33:40,482
I get the left side
of the bed.

1845
01:33:49,791 --> 01:33:54,061
Well, you know,
we'll have to see about that.

1846
01:33:55,196 --> 01:33:56,198
Hey.
Yeah.

1847
01:33:56,398 --> 01:33:58,266
Let's get out of here.

1848
01:33:58,466 --> 01:34:00,334
Yeah, i'd like that.

1849
01:34:09,076 --> 01:34:12,079
So i take it you have
kissed a woman before?

1850
01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:16,784
Not the right one.

1851
01:34:48,182 --> 01:34:49,384
Reporter: overall...

1852
01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:51,953
An evening of shock
and amazement for everyone

1853
01:34:52,153 --> 01:34:54,556
As the gay man of the year
announced...

1854
01:34:54,756 --> 01:34:56,858
I'm not gay.

1855
01:34:59,293 --> 01:35:00,228
Charles.

1856
01:35:00,428 --> 01:35:02,279
Isn't it going to be
awfully awkward

1857
01:35:02,479 --> 01:35:04,573
Working with oscar
after that fiasco?

1858
01:35:04,773 --> 01:35:06,668
Actually, i went
with the other firm.

1859
01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:09,103
Don't tell me you're going
to deprive them of a job

1860
01:35:09,303 --> 01:35:13,207
Just because he's in love
with your mistress.

1861
01:35:13,407 --> 01:35:14,075
Oh, you're hurt.

1862
01:35:14,275 --> 01:35:15,810
I realize this girl
was special.

1863
01:35:16,010 --> 01:35:19,313
Olivia, i don't know what
you're talking about.

1864
01:35:19,513 --> 01:35:20,748
I simply went with
the other firm.

1865
01:35:20,948 --> 01:35:23,985
Charles, oscar and peter
did a better job.

1866
01:35:24,185 --> 01:35:27,354
They will build
the cultural center.

1867
01:35:27,554 --> 01:35:28,456
Olivia...
Enough!

1868
01:35:28,656 --> 01:35:31,692
The decision's been made.

1869
01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:34,729
Now, why don't
you go put on

1870
01:35:34,929 --> 01:35:37,047
Those red bikini briefs
that i gave you?

1871
01:35:37,247 --> 01:35:39,366
I love the way your butt
looks in them.

1872
01:35:39,566 --> 01:35:41,336
Olivia, i really
don't want to.

1873
01:35:41,536 --> 01:35:45,306
Charles, what happens
when i'm unhappy?

1874
01:35:45,506 --> 01:35:47,374
What happens?

1875
01:35:47,574 --> 01:35:49,143
Fine.

1876
01:35:49,343 --> 01:35:51,946
But not the red ones.

1877
01:35:52,146 --> 01:35:52,780
They bind.

1878
01:36:01,388 --> 01:36:02,590
* i wanna swing *

1879
01:36:02,790 --> 01:36:04,458
* with that pussycat *

1880
01:36:04,658 --> 01:36:05,259
* i wanna dance *

1881
01:36:05,459 --> 01:36:06,694
* with that pussycat *

1882
01:36:06,894 --> 01:36:07,495
* i wanna slide *

1883
01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:09,030
* with that pussycat *

1884
01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:09,631
* i wanna jump *

1885
01:36:09,831 --> 01:36:10,832
* with that pussycat *

1886
01:36:11,032 --> 01:36:12,534
* i wanna swing *

1887
01:36:12,734 --> 01:36:15,286
* oh, kitty, kitty,
please come here *

1888
01:36:15,486 --> 01:36:17,839
* don't hiss and moan
when i come near *

1889
01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:20,675
* don't bite my neck,
don't scratch my eyes *

1890
01:36:20,875 --> 01:36:22,877
* i'll take away
those doll eyes *

1891
01:36:23,077 --> 01:36:25,346
* a man's a man,
a rat's a rat *

1892
01:36:25,546 --> 01:36:27,865
* so swing,
sweet pussycat *

1893
01:36:28,065 --> 01:36:35,014
* swing, swing,
sweet pussycat *

1894
01:36:35,214 --> 01:36:42,163
* swing, swing,
swing, swing *

1895
01:36:42,363 --> 01:36:43,164
* swing *

1896
01:36:55,677 --> 01:36:57,745
* swing,
sweet pussycat *

1897
01:36:57,945 --> 01:37:07,555
* swing, swing,
sweet pussycat *

1898
01:37:07,755 --> 01:37:08,839
* swing! *

1899
01:37:09,039 --> 01:37:09,924
* meow *

1900
01:37:10,124 --> 01:37:12,927
* all night long *

1901
01:37:25,239 --> 01:37:28,910
Duncan sheik: * hit the town
still dressing down *

1902
01:37:29,744 --> 01:37:32,947
* looking for some action *

1903
01:37:35,950 --> 01:37:38,619
* mr. Jagger said it best *

1904
01:37:38,819 --> 01:37:41,488
* he knows you'll never get *

1905
01:37:41,688 --> 01:37:44,225
* no satisfaction *

1906
01:37:47,228 --> 01:37:51,198
* that says it all *

1907
01:37:51,398 --> 01:37:53,834
* doesn't it? *

1908
01:37:54,034 --> 01:37:56,537
* we always want *

1909
01:37:56,737 --> 01:37:59,040
* what we never get *

1910
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,775
* well, listen here,
my friend *

1911
01:38:01,975 --> 01:38:04,511
* i can't continue
to pretend *

1912
01:38:04,711 --> 01:38:07,014
* that it's all right *

1913
01:38:10,317 --> 01:38:15,122
* that ain't right *

1914
01:38:16,658 --> 01:38:19,260
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