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CHRIS WALLACE: Good evening.
I welcome you to the third
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and final of the 2016
presidential debates.
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DONALD TRUMP: We either have
a country, or we don't.
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HILLARY CLINTON: Rounding up
people who are undocumented...
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TRUMP:
We have some bad hombres here.
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CLINTON: ...is an idea
that is not in keeping
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- with who we are as a nation.
- TRUMP: I tell it like it is.
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CLINTON: I'm happy to compare
my 30 years of experience...
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TRUMP:
The one thing you have
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over me is experience,
but it's bad experience.
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We are going to make
America great again,
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and it has to start now.
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CLINTON: I hope you will
give me a chance
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to serve as your president.
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FAITH: Donald Trump
told the American people
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the truth tonight,
as he always does.
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GARY: Hillary Clinton
is the real outsider.
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Look, whatever you think
you saw tonight...
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You didn't.
You actually saw what I saw,
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and I think that
the American people...
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Would agree with me.
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As long as I say it
repeatedly, doggedly...
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And with unearned confidence.
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I lie.
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I am lying to you.
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And you know I lie.
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I'm actually in this position
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because of how effectively
I lie to you.
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Are we clear?
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We call this the spin room,
without shame.
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Spinning is something you do
to disorient people.
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And you all know that,
and yet here we are.
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What a wonderful play
we're putting on.
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Thank you all so much.
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And fuck you, America.
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I look forward to lying to you
in the future.
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See you at the bar.
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- (reporters clamoring)
- Thank you.
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- (explosive blast)
- (grunts)
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LESTER HOLT:
Shockwaves across America.
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NORAH O'DONNELL:
His surprise victory
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defied preelection polling.
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JOHN HEILEMANN:
Tectonic-plate-shifting,
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9.5 on the Richter scale
earthquake.
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JOE SCARBOROUGH:
So that's just a snapshot
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of the reaction
we're getting this morning.
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And we're still trying to get
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our good old pal Gary Zimmer
to talk to us.
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MIKA BRZEZINSKI: He's probably
halfway to Canada by now.
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SCARBOROUGH: Yeah,
maybe halfway to Canadian Club.
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I'd love to ask this guy
what the hell he was thinking.
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How did they blow this election?
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- (Brzezinski chuckles)
- Hey, guys, did you find the clip?
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You got it? Okay.
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This is our good friend
Gary Zimmer,
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grand old consigliere
of the Clinton campaign,
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not even a week ago
on this program.
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- (whooshing sound effect)
- So, you're confident?
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GARY (recorded):
Oh, no question.
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Hillary's made her case.
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She is the most qualified
presidential candidate,
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certainly in my lifetime,
maybe ever.
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BRZEZINSKI: Donald Trump
will not be president.
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GARY: Well, he is
doing well in the South,
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so maybe he can be president
of the Confederacy.
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BRZEZINSKI: But Ohio,
Michigan, Pennsylvania.
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GARY: Mika, he's not winning
Pennsylvania.
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He's not winning Michigan.
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That rust belt blue wall
is impenetrable. It holds.
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(Southern accent):
I guarantee.
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BRZEZINSKI:
Well, you decided to spend
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almost no time there
campaigning.
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SCARBOROUGH:
Was that a Carville impression?
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- (Brzezinski chuckles)
- All right, so wait a minute.
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- Tommy, try Gary again.
- GARY (in room): Google, off.
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SCARBOROUGH: Okay, we have
Faith Brewster on the line...
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GARY:
Hey, Google, off.
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GOOGLE: Sorry. Power controls
is not yet supported.
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- (phone ringing)
- GARY: Phone lady, decline.
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- PHONE: Try asking again in a different way.
- GARY: Ugh.
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Hang up. Hey, Google,
tell phone lady to hang up.
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GOOGLE: Sorry, I'm not sure
how to help with that yet.
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- GARY: Off, off!
- PHONE: Sorry, I'm still not sure about that.
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GARY:
Hey, Google, disengage.
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- GOOGLE: Songs aren't available on SiriusXM.
- Abort.
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- PHONE: I'm not sure about that.
- Everybody, shut up!
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- PHONE: Try asking again in a different way.
- (Gary grunts)
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("Still the Same" by Bob Segerpl
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♪ You always won ♪
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♪ Every time you placed a bet ♪
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♪ You're still damn good ♪
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♪ No one's gotten to you yet ♪
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♪ Every time ♪
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♪ They were sure
they had you caught ♪
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♪ You were quicker
than they thought ♪
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♪ You'd just turn your back
and walk ♪
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♪ And you're still the same ♪
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♪ I caught up with you
yesterday ♪
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♪ Still the same,
still the same ♪
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♪ Moving game to game ♪
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♪ No one standing in your way ♪
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♪ Turning on the charm
long enough ♪
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♪ To get you by ♪
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♪ Still the same ♪
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♪ Still the same ♪
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♪ You're still the same ♪
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♪ You still aim high ♪
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♪ Still the same,
still the same ♪
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(fading): ♪ Still the same,
still the same. ♪
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(birds chirping)
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(scrubbing hands)
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(water splashing)
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♪ There's been a load
of compromisin' ♪
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♪ On the road to my horizon ♪
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♪ But I'm gonna be
where the lights ♪
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♪ Are shinin' on me ♪
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Riding out on a horse
in a star-spangled rodeo ♪
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Getting cards and letters
from people I don't even know ♪
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♪ And offers comin'
over the phone. ♪
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(song fades)
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MAYOR BRAUN: So, if there is
no further discussion,
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can I get a motion to vote
on Resolution 1217,
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requiring a valid
Wisconsin driver's license
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or proof of U.S. citizenship
to qualify
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for any state or municipality
program or benefit,
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such as food stamps, welfare
and so on and so forth.
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PIETKOWSKI:
So moved.
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- Second?
- MAN: Second.
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I have a second.
It is time...
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- Excuse me, fellas.
- Jack, I already told you,
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you can widen that easement
on Hamburg...
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Um, actually, it's about
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that resolution
you're thinking about passing.
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With all due respect, Colonel,
that discussion has ended.
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Yeah, yeah. So I heard.
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But, uh...
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the thing is that, um...
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it's a bad idea.
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- Y-You can't...
- Uh, okay, well,
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I already seconded,
but whatever.
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JACK: I know we're in
a bad spot, but...
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you can't bring it back
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by throwing these people
under the bus.
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Whoa, we're not throwing
anybody under anything, Jack.
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(sighs)
Money was tight
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when the base was still open,
but now...
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I mean, we just got to be smart.
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We got to eliminate
cheating the programs.
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There's not a damn soul
using those programs
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that doesn't need 'em,
and you know it.
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And all they need to do
is produce the acceptable I.D.,
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and the benefits will be...
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And you know they can't do that.
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Well... (sighs)
I don't make the rules, Jack.
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I mean, I do, I guess.
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Not by myself, but...
this is over.
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(grunts)
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BRAUN: Okay, we have a motion
that has been seconded.
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It is time to bring it
to a vote.
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Uh, you know, uh,
just curious...
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you know,
when the river backed up
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and the folks
you think might be cheating
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stood shoulder to shoulder
with us
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stuffing sandbags
for three days straight,
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ended up saving your store,
you check their I.D.'s then?
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BRAUN:
Discussion's closed, Jack.
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You checking I.D.'s
when they're bringing food
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- to the church potlucks, Walt?
- (gavel slamming)
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Enough, Jack.
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You had your say.
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(sets down gavel)
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Look, we got rules here,
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but that don't make us
bad people.
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I'm not saying
you're a bad person, Billy.
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I'm saying you're scared.
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Hell, we all are.
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Damn town went from 15,000
to five overnight,
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and business went with it.
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We're not bringing it back
by... by turning on each other.
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Corps taught me the chain's
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only as strong
as its weakest link.
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And Father Heuvel here
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taught me that I am
my brother's keeper.
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GARY: Wait. Go back
to that "weak link" part.
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Whatever you do for the least
of us, you do for the Lord.
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- EVAN: Yeah, okay. Yeah.
- (mouse clicking)
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I mean, could this guy work?
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Corps taught me the chain's
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only as strong
as its weakest link.
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Hmm. Pretty good.
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- EVAN: Mm-hmm.
- JACK: And Father Heuvel here
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taught me that I am
my brother's keeper.
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Whatever you do for the least
of us, you do for the Lord.
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GARY: Looks conservative,
sounds progressive.
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- EVAN: Mm-hmm.
- JACK: The point is,
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it's easy to be strong
of character in the good times.
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The test is the bad times.
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If you can't live
your principles then, well...
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I guess they aren't principles;
they're just hobbies.
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Where is this again?
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Wisconsin.
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Deerlaken.
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- Deerlaken.
- Mm-hmm.
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Gentlemen...
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this square-jawed paragon
of Americana
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is our goddamn key
back into the forbidden city.
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- Well, that's my stop. (laughs)
- Sit. Kurt, sit.
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- Call me when he gets to the point.
- Nope.
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You're not going anywhere.
No, sit.
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And we have Alan to thank
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for bringing this man
to our attention.
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- It's Evan.
- Did I happen to mention that
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he is a veteran of
the United States Marine Corps?
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- OTHERS: Yes.
- And a farmer.
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- Um... you did.
- MAN: I believe so.
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And did I happen to mention
that he's a widower?
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- Impressive.
- All right. Well done.
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GARY:
A man who makes Joe the Plumber
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look like Dukakis in mom jeans
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- and a fucking Easter bonnet...
- (laughter)
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in the reddest of counties
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- in the great now swing state of Wisconsin...
- Mm-hmm.
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...is...
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...a Democrat.
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Uh, he's a Democrat?
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Yeah.
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He just doesn't know it yet.
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Well, here's the idea:
I get on a plane,
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and I go to Wisconsin,
and I use this guy
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to road-test a more
rural-friendly message.
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It's a mayoral race...
in the middle of nowhere.
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Uh, I don't get
how this helps us.
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There are two million rural
votes in these states alone.
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If we lost them 2.7 to one
instead of three to one,
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we'd win,
but we didn't even try.
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Their base turned out.
Ours didn't.
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If we find a candidate
to activate our base...
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if our African Americans
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(heavily accented):
and Latino communities...
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It's just "Latino."
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...show up, we win.
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We have to get the rural voters
back into the tent,
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even just a little bit.
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Well, if it's all
the same to you,
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I'll stick with pandering
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to our special-interest groups,
thank you very much.
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GROUP (chanting):
Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede.
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- Sí, se...
- I like the idea of expanding our base.
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Not taking any voter
for granted.
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It does have some merit.
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♪ ♪
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WOMAN: Good morning.
Gary Zimmer's office.
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ASSISTANT:
Okay, so we'll make sure
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a car comes here
and picks you up,
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- and we'll make sure the driver is Frank.
- Okay.
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Um, it's a two-hour flight,
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but you'll gain an hour
when you get there.
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- (sighs) What is that?
- The 7 Series.
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It was the closest thing
they had to your Tesla, but...
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Just take a Sharpie, and write
"liberal city douchebag"
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on my forehead, okay?
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- Come on, guys.
- Yeah.
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Um, Accord?
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I'm traveling to America.
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Explorer, neutral color.
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And pack me like a conference.
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Davos? TED?
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Aspen, weekend package.
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- Thank you.
- Great.
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Oh, and, guys, you know what?
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Keep it simple.
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Simple. No frills.
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- Thank you.
- Got it. - Sure.
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Great.
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Although, if the Explorer
has a-a Bose
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or a Bang & Olufsen
sound package,
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if they have it...
(clicks tongue) it'd be good.
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- Great.
- Gotcha.
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Did they say anything
about catering?
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Not yet.
286
00:12:02,537 --> 00:12:04,205
Those little mozzarella balls
would be great.
287
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- Yeah?
- Caprese salad.
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- Something light. Balsamic.
- Yeah, just...
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Balsamic, all that jazz?
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Cool.
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Nothing.
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- Cool.
- (Gary laughing)
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That's fun.
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(sighs)
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SPORTSCASTER:
He'll flip the short pass.
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Complete to Anderson.
He's at the 35.
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He moves to the 30-yard line...
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- Here you go, Mr. Zimmer.
- Oh, thank you.
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NARRATOR (over TV):
Trailing by three points...
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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...with time running out,
the Packers roll 68 yards
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across the frozen field
and into legend.
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(dramatic music plays over TV)
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SPORTSCASTER: He flips
the pass. It's complete.
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To Chuck Mercein.
He's at the 25, the 20...
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NARRATOR: With only
three minutes to play,
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all the hopes and dreams
of an entire season
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rested on the shoulders
of one man.
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Riding out on a horse ♪
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♪ In a star-spangled rodeo ♪
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- ♪ Like a rhine... ♪
- (changes station)
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TERRY GROSS:
This is "Fresh Air."
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- I'm Terry Gross.
- (takes deep breath)
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Richard Rodgers
and Oscar Hammerstein
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had one of the most successful
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musical partnerships
of the 20th century.
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TODD S. PURDUM: But I also
think it's-it's a canard
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that Hammerstein
can't write funny songs.
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GROSS:
She's got a beautiful voice,
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so let's hear her singing
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"Everybody's
Got a Home but Me."
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Will you set the scene for us
324
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about where this song fits
into the show?
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PURDUM:
Well, this young prostitute
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has just arrived in Monterey...
327
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,600
(vehicle door opens, closes)
328
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,635
(indistinct chatter)
329
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:38,707
- (sighs)
- BARTENDER: Oh.
330
00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:40,409
- Evening.
- Hey.
331
00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:41,610
Hi. What can I get you?
332
00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:44,613
Uh, how about
a Bud and a burger?
333
00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:47,549
That sounds good.
334
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,718
- Thank you so much.
- Sure thing.
335
00:13:49,752 --> 00:13:51,387
Coming up.
336
00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:53,523
- Hey, Charlie.
- (knocking)
337
00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,862
Tough day?
338
00:13:58,895 --> 00:14:01,364
- A long day, traveling.
- Oh, yeah?
339
00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:03,399
- Where from?
- Washington, D.C.
340
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,636
Man, I ain't been there since,
like, a school trip.
341
00:14:05,669 --> 00:14:07,605
Can't even remember
how many years ago that was.
342
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,672
- It was 29. 29 years.
- Yeah?
343
00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:11,408
- Was it?
- 29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class.
344
00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:12,777
- That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class.
- Yeah.
345
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,578
Security guards chased us out
of the Space Museum.
346
00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,781
Yeah, well, we beat the dog
shit out of those other kids.
347
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,315
(laughter)
348
00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:19,583
Well, you guys aren't
missing anything.
349
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,520
It is a nightmare down there.
350
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,388
- Huh. Yeah. (chuckles)
- Well, no argument there.
351
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:25,457
- Yeah. You can say that again.
- Mm-hmm.
352
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,692
- Mike Staadt.
- Hey.
353
00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,728
- We call him Big Mike.
- Yeah.
354
00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:31,530
People call me Big Mike
for some reason.
355
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,365
Well, it's, uh, because...
to tell us apart.
356
00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:35,501
Because I'm... my name's Mike,
too, but I'm Little Mike.
357
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,803
Hey. How are you? Gary.
358
00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,871
- Nice to meet you.
- Gary, Gary.
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00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:41,474
Gary from D.C.
D.C. Gary.
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00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,442
BIG MIKE: He likes to give
everybody nicknames, so that's
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00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,344
why he's-he's giving you
a nickname right now, which...
362
00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:46,946
- (chuckles)
- It shows friendship and affection.
363
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:49,415
- Okay, yeah, but he doesn't...
- If you don't like yours,
364
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,751
- I'll take it away.
- No, I'm fine with my nickname.
365
00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:51,685
Well, I appreciate it,
Little Mike.
366
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,554
LITTLE MIKE:
Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary.
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00:14:53,587 --> 00:14:54,955
Hey, this is our new friend,
D.C. Gary.
368
00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:56,757
- Hey. How are you?
- BARTENDER: Hey.
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00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,126
- Dave.
- My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so...
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00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,127
- that works.
- Well, welcome to Deerlaken.
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00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,130
- Thank you.
- Ever been to Wisconsin before?
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00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,866
Uh, spent a fair amount of time
in Madison.
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00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:06,568
- So that's a no.
- (laughter)
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00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,936
- (chuckles)
- That's not Wisconsin.
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00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:10,605
Actually, I'm here to see
Jack Hastings. You know him?
376
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:12,707
- Oh, yeah. He's a great guy.
- Yeah, everybody knows Jack.
377
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,908
- The Colonel. Great guy.
- Semper fi.
378
00:15:13,942 --> 00:15:15,577
- Yeah.
- DAVE: YouTube star.
379
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,379
We've got some rooms upstairs,
if you need.
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00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,549
- Sure. That sounds good.
- Tonya?
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00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,717
Yeah, baby.
382
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,452
This gentleman here
would like a room.
383
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:25,654
Oh, sure.
What do you need, hon?
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00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:28,424
Uh, anything.
Any room is fine.
385
00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:29,692
Okay.
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00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,161
If you have something
on a high floor
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00:15:32,194 --> 00:15:33,864
with a king bed
and a coffee maker...
388
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:35,799
Okay. Yeah, we... everything's
on the second floor.
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00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:37,534
- Perfect.
- They're all pretty much the same.
390
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:39,603
- That's perfect. I'm easy.
- (Tonya chuckles)
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00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:41,771
- GARY: Anything's good.
- Take 206. It's the biggest.
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00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:42,973
- They're all unlocked.
- Okay.
393
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,975
Thank you so much, Tonya.
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00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:48,646
- LITTLE MIKE: Hey, so, D.C. Gary.
- Yeah.
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00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:50,181
You ever been
to the White House?
396
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,849
- I have.
- BIG MIKE: What's that like?
397
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,918
What's that like? It's a lot
smaller than you think.
398
00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,620
- Thanks.
- What? - Really? -Yeah.
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00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,488
BIG MIKE: Yeah, 'cause we
didn't... I don't think we got
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00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,623
by there on that student trip.
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00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,424
Must not have been built
at that point.
402
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,893
Oh, that looks delicious.
Thank you so much.
403
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,127
Do you have a bottle opener?
404
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,597
- That's a... no, that's just a twist.
- Bud, you just twist.
405
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,965
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a twist-off.
406
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,467
I know. I know.
407
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,768
Maybe he does need
a bottle opener.
408
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,503
- Maybe use your-your vest.
- He's probably...
409
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,038
- Maybe a European grip.
- Ah, I got it. - (cap pops)
410
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,640
- There we go.
- There we go. - (cap clatters)
411
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,741
Cheers.
412
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,209
- Hey.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
413
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:18,878
- Cheers.
- Here's to you. - Cheers.
414
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,780
Budweiser.
415
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,816
Mmm. Mmm.
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00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,919
(sniffs) Mm-hmm.
417
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,491
You got to be kidding me.
418
00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,533
(sighs):
Okay.
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00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,568
(clears throat, grunts)
420
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,037
All right.
421
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,738
(straining):
All right.
422
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,573
It's fine, it's fine.
423
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:48,543
It's fine!
424
00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:50,045
- All right.
- (door rattling)
425
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,948
And it's fucking locked.
426
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,582
Goddamn it.
427
00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:56,718
Oh, shit.
428
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:59,788
Ah, fuck this.
429
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:02,692
(sighing):
Oh, Deerlaken.
430
00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:04,593
Love it.
431
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,598
(bed creaks)
432
00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:15,538
(sighs):
Okay.
433
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,674
DAVE (over phone):
Everything all right?
434
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,977
Uh, hel... Yes? Hello?
435
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,745
- It's Dave.
- Yes?
436
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:23,013
From the Hofbrau House.
437
00:17:23,046 --> 00:17:25,582
- From downstairs?
- Yes.
438
00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:27,517
- O-Okay.
- Everything all right?
439
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,954
Mm... yeah, I was just looking
for a Wi-Fi password.
440
00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,724
Good luck.
441
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,525
Case-sensitive?
442
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:36,694
No, good luck getting Wi-Fi.
443
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,629
You're better off
using your phone.
444
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:40,665
- Okay.
- Okay.
445
00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:41,933
All right, very good.
446
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,102
- Thank you.
- Sure.
447
00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:46,905
- Goodbye.
- Night, Gar.
448
00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:50,642
(hangs up phone)
449
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:56,515
(sighs)
450
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,827
DAVE:
Everything all right?
451
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,866
(chuckles quietly)
452
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:14,934
♪ ♪
453
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,146
MAN:
Hey, D.C. Gary!
454
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,050
Hey, Gary.
455
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,619
Hey.
456
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,888
Good morning, Gary.
457
00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:34,823
Hey.
458
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,825
Okay.
459
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:41,963
- (gasps) Excuse me, Gary.
- Hi, Gary.
460
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,633
(panting):
All right.
461
00:18:47,136 --> 00:18:48,938
ANN:
Well, hello, Gary.
462
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:52,108
The Mikes told me
that you're up from D.C.,
463
00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:53,976
and I figured that
you might be on the hunt
464
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,745
for some good caffeine.
(chuckles)
465
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:58,081
Yes. Um... sure.
466
00:18:58,114 --> 00:18:59,683
May I have a...
467
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:01,819
- Coffee?
- A coffee.
468
00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:02,953
Cream, two sugars.
469
00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:05,189
Not how I like it, but good.
470
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,290
And i-if you don't mind, um,
471
00:19:06,324 --> 00:19:08,692
when you head up to Jack's,
can you give him this?
472
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:09,993
Jack, uh, he gets
a little cranky
473
00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:11,396
if he doesn't get his linzers.
474
00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:13,730
(laughs)
Oh, and I-I, uh...
475
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:16,402
I put a little streusel
in there for you, too.
476
00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:18,670
Just made it. Still warm.
477
00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,107
Mmm. Okay.
478
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,109
Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
479
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,844
You're saving me a trip, so...
480
00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:29,849
- (laughing): Okay.
- (Ann laughs)
481
00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:31,917
Um, okay.
482
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,652
(chuckles) Okay.
483
00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:36,956
Bye, Gary.
484
00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:38,991
(laughing):
Okay. Bye.
485
00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:40,759
ANN:
Have a good one.
486
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,697
GARY (laughing):
Thank you. You have a good one.
487
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,932
Hey, guys.
Have a good one.
488
00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,802
- Hey, lady. Have a good one.
- (woman chuckles)
489
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,271
All right.
Is everybody having a good one?
490
00:19:51,304 --> 00:19:53,874
What the fuck?
491
00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:55,909
♪ ♪
492
00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,616
(bag rustling)
493
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:06,754
Oh, my God.
494
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:08,756
Oh, fuck!
495
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,967
Oh!
496
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,269
Fuck me!
497
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,037
Oh, God.
498
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,706
(grunts, moans)
499
00:20:27,075 --> 00:20:29,145
Mmm, mmm.
500
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,747
Mmm.
501
00:20:40,757 --> 00:20:42,292
(grunts)
502
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,994
Mmm.
503
00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:45,896
(grunts)
504
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,869
(vehicle door opens, closes)
505
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,237
(horn beeps)
506
00:20:59,945 --> 00:21:03,081
- (dogs barking)
- Shit! God! God!
507
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:05,850
(grunting)
508
00:21:07,118 --> 00:21:09,988
JACK:
Sunny! Muffin! Stand down!
509
00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,225
Oh, hey.
510
00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:15,161
You Ann's new delivery guy?
511
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,929
(panting):
I'm sorry.
512
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:18,965
Uh, I'll go back and get you
some more of those.
513
00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:20,833
Oh, it's fine.
I'll probably end up
514
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,802
giving them most of them anyway.
515
00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:24,937
(chuckling)
516
00:21:24,971 --> 00:21:27,107
Um... okay.
517
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,308
Okay. (sighs)
518
00:21:28,343 --> 00:21:30,744
That's an angry labradoodle.
519
00:21:31,579 --> 00:21:34,915
Oh, really beautiful out here.
520
00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:37,017
Really takes me back.
521
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,952
Oh, you a farm boy?
522
00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:40,954
Uh, uh, no.
523
00:21:40,988 --> 00:21:43,124
Political consultant.
524
00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:44,560
- (hollers)
- (mooing)
525
00:21:44,593 --> 00:21:47,061
Well, sir, I saw your video
on the Internet...
526
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:48,830
the town hall you busted up.
527
00:21:48,863 --> 00:21:50,865
- (hollers)
- Um...
528
00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:52,267
your comments
on the responsibility
529
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,336
to the least of us
moved me deeply.
530
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:57,006
- Grab a bucket.
- And I'll grab a bucket.
531
00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:59,008
And here they come. Okay.
532
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,876
- I think, increasingly...
- (hollers)
533
00:22:00,909 --> 00:22:04,013
...we have lost the capacity
to see each other.
534
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:07,916
Empathy for those
that we don't resemble.
535
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,352
Not to say partisanship
has no place,
536
00:22:09,386 --> 00:22:12,155
but certainly not at the level
of toxicity
537
00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:14,392
that our current debate
incorporates.
538
00:22:16,226 --> 00:22:19,896
"No man left behind"
is your ethos as a Marine!
539
00:22:19,929 --> 00:22:22,999
I think it's especially
poignant this day and age!
540
00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:25,370
Your words spoke to values,
not identity.
541
00:22:25,404 --> 00:22:27,238
So important.
542
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,882
(squishing)
543
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,153
(groans)
544
00:22:41,186 --> 00:22:44,357
(grunts, exhales heavily)
545
00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:47,159
(groans)
546
00:22:47,192 --> 00:22:49,027
It was Abraham Lincoln who said,
547
00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,962
"An appeal to
our better angels."
548
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,998
(toilet flushes)
549
00:22:59,272 --> 00:23:01,207
You came out of there
pretty fast.
550
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,009
Did you wash?
551
00:23:11,686 --> 00:23:14,389
(Gary takes deep breath)
552
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,159
Okay.
553
00:23:19,193 --> 00:23:21,663
Here it is.
554
00:23:21,696 --> 00:23:24,299
I want you to be
the Democratic candidate
555
00:23:24,332 --> 00:23:26,301
for mayor of Deerlaken.
556
00:23:28,203 --> 00:23:30,473
Now, I know you probably don't
think that you're a Democrat,
557
00:23:30,506 --> 00:23:33,442
but after watching your speech,
I can assure you that you are,
558
00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:36,111
and I would like to offer
my company's services
559
00:23:36,144 --> 00:23:37,879
to help you do so.
560
00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:47,491
Well, I thank you.
561
00:23:47,524 --> 00:23:49,191
You're welcome.
562
00:23:49,225 --> 00:23:51,160
You know,
thanks for the help today.
563
00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:52,962
My pleasure.
564
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:56,266
But all things being equal,
565
00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:58,301
I'd rather not.
566
00:24:01,539 --> 00:24:04,107
All right.
567
00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:06,943
Can I be completely honest
with you?
568
00:24:06,977 --> 00:24:08,211
No bullshit.
569
00:24:08,245 --> 00:24:09,448
Be nice.
570
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,249
My daughter's here.
571
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:14,420
That was your daughter,
with her-her arm up the c-cow?
572
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,287
Okay. Look...
573
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,955
(Gary sighs)
574
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:21,025
- Democrats are getting their asses kicked.
- Mm.
575
00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:25,398
Because guys like me don't know
how to talk to guys like you.
576
00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:28,300
I really believe that
you believe what I believe...
577
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:31,371
that what is happening
in this town is wrong.
578
00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:34,139
What is happening
in this country is wrong.
579
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,108
People are turning their backs
on each other.
580
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,244
We are forgetting
that we need each other.
581
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:40,180
What you said in your speech...
582
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,981
strong as our weakest link.
583
00:24:42,015 --> 00:24:43,283
Do you mean that?
584
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,118
Did you mean it
when you said that?
585
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,288
Because if you did, I think
that you have an obligation
586
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,458
to try to strengthen
those weak links.
587
00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:53,462
And you can do it.
You can do it.
588
00:24:53,495 --> 00:24:55,597
You can do it
in this sort of position.
589
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:59,367
You can help strengthen
those... those weak links.
590
00:25:01,603 --> 00:25:03,971
You can achieve that.
591
00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:09,345
- Okay...
- (taps desk)
592
00:25:09,378 --> 00:25:10,613
All right.
593
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,314
You know what?
594
00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:15,250
(sighs)
595
00:25:15,283 --> 00:25:18,788
All due respect, Colonel,
anybody can make a speech.
596
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,790
The real test is
backing up your words.
597
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,226
The things that you said
to those folks in that meeting,
598
00:25:23,259 --> 00:25:26,396
was that principle,
599
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,432
or was that just a hobby?
600
00:25:30,434 --> 00:25:32,168
Let me know.
601
00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:35,071
Why does he need three guns?
602
00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:37,107
(door opens)
603
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,476
(door closes)
604
00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:43,515
♪ ♪
605
00:25:57,530 --> 00:25:59,431
(rooster crows in distance)
606
00:25:59,465 --> 00:26:01,433
(gasps, groans)
607
00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:03,402
- (groaning): Oh, God.
- (laughs)
608
00:26:03,435 --> 00:26:06,406
- Shit.
- I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine.
609
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,674
(groans)
610
00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:09,609
Don't you people
believe in locks?
611
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:13,380
Or privacy
or basic social contracts?
612
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:15,247
Yeah, Tonya let me in.
613
00:26:15,281 --> 00:26:17,450
I told her I had
something important
614
00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:20,152
I needed to talk to you about.
615
00:26:22,155 --> 00:26:23,558
You'll do it?
616
00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:25,292
Under one condition.
617
00:26:25,325 --> 00:26:27,060
Great. Name it.
618
00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:30,698
You run the damn thing.
619
00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:32,400
I got the farm to worry about.
620
00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:34,267
Don't have any idea
how to even start.
621
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,171
I will have one of my top guys
make himself available to you.
622
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:38,507
No, no, that's not gonna do it.
623
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:40,876
You.
624
00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:44,211
The deal is you run it
from here.
625
00:26:44,245 --> 00:26:46,113
I checked you out.
626
00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:48,350
You got one hell of a portfolio.
627
00:26:50,486 --> 00:26:53,356
So, deal?
628
00:26:58,226 --> 00:27:00,195
GARY: I'd like
a big clump of the cows
629
00:27:00,228 --> 00:27:02,230
right here in the center.
630
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,569
- Do you copy me?
- Yes, sir!
631
00:27:05,603 --> 00:27:08,405
Okay. If you can just
move 'em over that way.
632
00:27:08,439 --> 00:27:10,239
- Yep!
- Okay!
633
00:27:10,273 --> 00:27:12,543
And if you could get
some of them to face front.
634
00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:14,210
(under breath):
Oh, my God.
635
00:27:14,243 --> 00:27:16,413
Hey there, Colonel.
636
00:27:16,447 --> 00:27:18,348
Gary.
637
00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:21,453
Bobby, thanks a million
for coming out here.
638
00:27:21,486 --> 00:27:22,754
I'll be certain to vote for you.
639
00:27:22,787 --> 00:27:24,623
Thank y'all, folks, for coming.
640
00:27:24,656 --> 00:27:26,625
So, this is just
a quick kickoff.
641
00:27:26,658 --> 00:27:29,494
Let's make you look
a little more like Farmer Jack
642
00:27:29,527 --> 00:27:33,565
and less like Certified
Public Accountant Jack.
643
00:27:33,598 --> 00:27:35,735
- There you go.
- Uh, okay.
644
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:37,370
Oh...
645
00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:38,471
- Oh, no, no. That's okay.
- JACK: Quit it.
646
00:27:38,504 --> 00:27:39,505
- That's okay. Donny, right?
- Quit it.
647
00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:40,673
Michael.
648
00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:43,376
Michael, we can just
boom him, okay?
649
00:27:43,409 --> 00:27:44,644
The pole with the thing
on the end.
650
00:27:44,677 --> 00:27:45,945
Do you do sound, Michael?
651
00:27:45,978 --> 00:27:47,446
- Chuck does sound.
- Okay.
652
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,949
But he's at the lake
with his family.
653
00:27:48,982 --> 00:27:50,182
Okay, well, that's too bad
that he's not...
654
00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:52,218
- Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without.
- No.
655
00:27:52,251 --> 00:27:53,787
- Thank you, Donny.
- Thank you, son. Thank you.
656
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,321
Okay.
657
00:27:55,355 --> 00:27:56,523
Let's give it a try.
658
00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:57,791
There you are.
659
00:27:57,824 --> 00:27:59,660
Uh, this is...
660
00:27:59,693 --> 00:28:01,495
Why you are running for mayor.
661
00:28:02,529 --> 00:28:03,631
Wow.
662
00:28:03,665 --> 00:28:05,667
I quote Patton...
663
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,234
and Jesus.
664
00:28:07,267 --> 00:28:08,536
Paraphrase.
665
00:28:08,569 --> 00:28:10,638
And you can't go to the prom
without a corsage.
666
00:28:10,672 --> 00:28:12,607
(cows mooing)
667
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,575
Let's make magic.
668
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,412
All right.
Thank you for coming.
669
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,415
Could we quiet the cows,
please?!
670
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,315
Thank you!
671
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:24,285
Ladies and gentlemen,
Colonel Jack Hastings.
672
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,359
So, uh,
673
00:28:30,392 --> 00:28:33,697
I am Colonel Jack Hastings,
and...
674
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,599
I'm running for mayor.
675
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:43,506
So, uh...
676
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:46,376
How we doing?
677
00:28:46,409 --> 00:28:48,746
All right.
Beautifully put.
678
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,749
Are there any questions
for the Colonel?
679
00:28:51,782 --> 00:28:53,417
Anyone?
680
00:28:55,052 --> 00:28:56,821
Bueller?
681
00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:58,622
Uh, yes, Colonel.
682
00:28:58,656 --> 00:29:00,391
Yes, name and affiliation,
please.
683
00:29:00,424 --> 00:29:02,761
- It's Dan.
- Name and affiliation, please.
684
00:29:02,794 --> 00:29:04,663
I'm Dan.
685
00:29:04,696 --> 00:29:06,364
Go ahead, Daniel.
686
00:29:06,398 --> 00:29:07,632
Easy on the cows!
687
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:09,768
Um, yes, Mr. Hastings,
uh, Colonel,
688
00:29:09,801 --> 00:29:11,369
could you say that again?
689
00:29:11,403 --> 00:29:13,538
Because I-I don't think
my recorder was on.
690
00:29:15,474 --> 00:29:17,342
Mm. Do it again?
691
00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:18,711
GARY:
Hey, you know what?
692
00:29:18,745 --> 00:29:19,879
It's okay.
693
00:29:19,912 --> 00:29:21,346
- GARY: Now...
- We'll get it.
694
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,449
GARY:
Okay, this one...
695
00:29:23,483 --> 00:29:25,585
What I'm looking for...
696
00:29:25,618 --> 00:29:28,488
don't put all the black ones
in the center.
697
00:29:28,521 --> 00:29:31,390
He's running as a moderate,
okay?
698
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:33,560
And if you could get some
facing this way,
699
00:29:33,594 --> 00:29:35,062
that would be helpful.
700
00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:36,864
More local news tonight
out of Deerlaken.
701
00:29:36,897 --> 00:29:38,532
Former Marine Colonel
Jack Hastings
702
00:29:38,565 --> 00:29:40,667
announcing today
that he's running for mayor
703
00:29:40,701 --> 00:29:42,369
as a Democrat.
704
00:29:42,402 --> 00:29:44,371
While Braun may have
an incumbent's advantage,
705
00:29:44,404 --> 00:29:45,606
political insiders say Hastings
706
00:29:45,639 --> 00:29:47,642
is likely to give him
a run for his money.
707
00:29:47,675 --> 00:29:49,077
Happening now, a major...
708
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:51,746
JACK: Well, how much
is this gonna cost?
709
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:54,082
GARY:
You let me worry about that.
710
00:29:54,115 --> 00:29:56,350
What I need from you
are people, volunteers.
711
00:29:56,384 --> 00:29:57,652
We got a lot of legwork
712
00:29:57,685 --> 00:29:59,821
if we're gonna make a noise
in this thing.
713
00:29:59,854 --> 00:30:01,657
- More coffee?
- Oh, I'm good.
714
00:30:01,690 --> 00:30:03,459
No, I'm good, Lizzie.
Thanks.
715
00:30:03,492 --> 00:30:04,894
You know what I do need?
716
00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:07,763
I need a couple buckets
of that gravy
717
00:30:07,797 --> 00:30:10,366
so I can take a bath in it.
718
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,536
So good.
719
00:30:13,569 --> 00:30:14,603
Delicious.
720
00:30:14,637 --> 00:30:15,939
(takes deep breath)
721
00:30:15,972 --> 00:30:18,475
My compliments to the chef.
722
00:30:18,508 --> 00:30:19,543
I'll let Ziggy know.
723
00:30:19,576 --> 00:30:20,677
Great.
724
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:21,878
That ought to cheer him up.
725
00:30:21,912 --> 00:30:24,514
JACK:
Just the check, Lizzie.
726
00:30:24,548 --> 00:30:26,483
Will do, Jack.
727
00:30:26,516 --> 00:30:29,419
GARY: What's the deal
with the happy chef?
728
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,389
JACK:
Oh, Ziggy's all right.
729
00:30:31,422 --> 00:30:33,391
- Oh?
- He owns the place.
730
00:30:33,424 --> 00:30:35,726
Eh, he may be a bit peeved
about the election thing.
731
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,563
He's Mayor Braun's brother.
732
00:30:38,596 --> 00:30:41,632
Why isn't this place
called Braun's?
733
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:46,705
The Hansens owned this place
since probably... Korea.
734
00:30:46,738 --> 00:30:49,575
Bobby Hansen started it,
his kids ran it for years,
735
00:30:49,608 --> 00:30:52,611
and had to sell
once the base closed,
736
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:56,582
but no matter who owns it,
it'll always be Hansen's.
737
00:30:56,615 --> 00:30:59,518
Base closing
really hammered this place.
738
00:30:59,551 --> 00:31:01,387
Yeah, it did.
739
00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:04,390
More than half of
our storefronts have shut down.
740
00:31:04,424 --> 00:31:05,892
In fact, we're losing
our high school
741
00:31:05,925 --> 00:31:08,161
if we can't come up
with the funding.
742
00:31:08,194 --> 00:31:12,665
But no matter what folks
might wish for here,
743
00:31:12,699 --> 00:31:14,568
it ain't coming back.
744
00:31:14,602 --> 00:31:16,670
"Vote for Jack Hastings,
745
00:31:16,704 --> 00:31:18,472
"'cause no matter
what you wish for,
746
00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:20,808
- it ain't never coming back."
- (chuckling)
747
00:31:20,841 --> 00:31:22,576
- I like it. It's good.
- Well...
748
00:31:22,610 --> 00:31:24,812
- I'm not gonna lie to people.
- No, I know. I know.
749
00:31:24,845 --> 00:31:27,748
I was just being witty
and cynical.
750
00:31:27,781 --> 00:31:30,452
Can't win a battle
if you're not honest
751
00:31:30,485 --> 00:31:32,754
about what you're
really up against.
752
00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,456
No, you cannot.
753
00:31:34,489 --> 00:31:35,857
(footsteps approaching)
754
00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:38,193
LIZZIE:
Not enough for a bath,
755
00:31:38,226 --> 00:31:40,528
but you can get
a good foot soak in.
756
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,198
GARY:
Thank you.
757
00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:45,902
- A straw.
- (chuckling)
758
00:31:47,904 --> 00:31:49,505
- (claps)
- GARY: All right, let's bring it in.
759
00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:50,973
Everybody in. Ah...
760
00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:52,909
- phone bank!
- OTHERS: Phone bank.
761
00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:54,610
Well, you'll get it next time.
762
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:56,445
Okay, I want you to be upbeat.
763
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,880
I want you to be positive.
764
00:31:57,914 --> 00:32:00,517
Active participation
is what we're looking for.
765
00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:02,486
Would they volunteer?
Would they donate?
766
00:32:02,519 --> 00:32:04,054
Can we drop off a lawn sign?
767
00:32:04,087 --> 00:32:05,989
- Would they donate?
- (laughs)
768
00:32:06,023 --> 00:32:07,824
Would they donate?
769
00:32:07,858 --> 00:32:10,494
Yes, write that down.
That's good.
770
00:32:10,527 --> 00:32:12,596
Got some sample scripts
for you there.
771
00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:14,465
Contact list there.
772
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,833
To the ramparts!
773
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:19,537
That means go. You can begin.
774
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:20,972
- Oh.
- Now...
775
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:22,907
you guys are my "A" team.
776
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,543
So, first, we're going to take
these lawn signs,
777
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,514
and we're going to put them
in all available public spaces.
778
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,549
I want them visible
but not obnoxiously so.
779
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:33,686
Isn't it a little early
for lawn signs?
780
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,523
DIANA:
I'm sorry. She just, um...
781
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,691
'Cause just around here,
782
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,559
sometimes people
aren't so keen...
783
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,762
- Mm-hmm.
- But then, I do appreciate
784
00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,597
that you got the signs made.
785
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,533
- Mm-hmm.
- GARY: I mean, we've always used lawn signs.
786
00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:48,668
- Yeah.
- They've worked for hundreds of years, so...
787
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:50,270
- Great.
- Yeah, let's just use 'em.
788
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,505
Great. All right, Ann?
789
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,507
- Hmm? Okay.
- I want you to take the downtown area.
790
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,810
Martha, Dave, how about
everything west of 39?
791
00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:58,846
- (phones ringing)
- And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here...
792
00:32:58,879 --> 00:33:00,581
- Hello?
- MAN: Yeah?
793
00:33:00,614 --> 00:33:01,949
- ...to do...
- Good morning.
794
00:33:01,983 --> 00:33:03,718
Hi. This is Matthew,
and I'm a volunteer
795
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:04,919
- calling with Jack...
- WOMAN: Matthew?
796
00:33:04,952 --> 00:33:06,020
- Matt... Matthew...
- Hello?
797
00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:07,855
- Hello?
- (overlapping chatter)
798
00:33:07,888 --> 00:33:09,590
- What are you doing?
- (laughter)
799
00:33:09,623 --> 00:33:11,659
- Zimmer.
- MICHAEL: Good morning, Mr. Zimmer.
800
00:33:11,692 --> 00:33:14,096
My name is Michael, calling
on behalf of Colonel Hastings.
801
00:33:14,129 --> 00:33:16,598
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
802
00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:17,933
All right, this is
what's happening here.
803
00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:20,135
You're calling off
the office contact list.
804
00:33:20,168 --> 00:33:21,837
This is the voter contact list.
805
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,839
- Oh. - (laughter)
- GARY: So, yeah, I know.
806
00:33:23,872 --> 00:33:26,708
I want you to call
the voter contact list.
807
00:33:26,742 --> 00:33:28,111
We're already voting
for the Colonel.
808
00:33:28,144 --> 00:33:29,812
Okay? Good.
809
00:33:29,846 --> 00:33:31,614
Let's go do the signs, too.
810
00:33:31,647 --> 00:33:32,949
- (indistinct chatter)
- GARY: Oh, my God.
811
00:33:32,982 --> 00:33:35,151
Keep doing that, guys.
812
00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:37,520
(gas pump sputtering,
meter dinging steadily)
813
00:33:42,993 --> 00:33:45,629
Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary!
814
00:33:45,662 --> 00:33:48,665
- Hi.
- Hey, Gar, come on over.
815
00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:50,801
Okay. All right.
816
00:33:50,834 --> 00:33:52,636
- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
- (others muttering)
817
00:33:52,669 --> 00:33:54,038
Uh, that's a six.
That is a five.
818
00:33:54,071 --> 00:33:55,572
And a four. Look at that.
819
00:33:55,606 --> 00:33:56,775
- And a seven.
- Oh, my... Oh!
820
00:33:56,808 --> 00:33:58,643
- (bangs table)
- I'm keeping it, baby!
821
00:33:58,676 --> 00:34:00,678
- Ah!
- Hey, everybody.
822
00:34:00,712 --> 00:34:02,113
- Hey.
- This is D.C. Gary.
823
00:34:02,147 --> 00:34:04,649
He's staying above the Hofbrau.
824
00:34:04,682 --> 00:34:05,850
- Hey.
- GARY: Good to see you.
825
00:34:05,884 --> 00:34:06,818
Welcome to
The Ambassador's Lounge.
826
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:08,086
Thank you very much.
827
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:09,687
Hear you're in town
helping the Colonel.
828
00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:11,090
- Yes, I am.
- He's a good man.
829
00:34:11,123 --> 00:34:12,892
He is. He is a good man.
830
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,628
So, is this your
campaign office here?
831
00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:17,663
- (laughter)
- This?
832
00:34:17,696 --> 00:34:19,765
No, this is
The Ambassador's Lounge,
833
00:34:19,799 --> 00:34:23,202
an elite, uh, social club of
the area's top entrepreneurs,
834
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,872
- athletes and raconteurs.
- Ah.
835
00:34:25,906 --> 00:34:27,641
- It's a shithole.
- (laughter)
836
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:28,775
BIG MIKE:
Hey, guys.
837
00:34:28,809 --> 00:34:30,944
Jack's already got lawn signs
printed up. (chuckles)
838
00:34:34,981 --> 00:34:37,217
Well, I got to head out.
839
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,152
Got a lot of work
to catch up on.
840
00:34:39,186 --> 00:34:40,788
Pleasure meeting everybody.
841
00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:42,690
BRAUN: Hey, Father,
you want to go with him?
842
00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:43,958
He might need a miracle or two.
843
00:34:43,991 --> 00:34:45,860
This town hasn't had
a Democrat mayor
844
00:34:45,893 --> 00:34:48,062
since La Follette
ruled these parts, and...
845
00:34:48,096 --> 00:34:50,832
hasn't had a Democratic Party
since the '70s.
846
00:34:50,865 --> 00:34:52,100
- (laughter)
- Gonna take a little bit more
847
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,001
than lawn signs.
848
00:34:55,104 --> 00:34:56,805
Okay.
849
00:34:58,907 --> 00:35:00,175
(bell dings)
850
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,748
NARRATOR:
Colonel Jack Hastings.
851
00:35:06,782 --> 00:35:08,217
Tempered by war.
852
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,221
Chain's only as strong
as its weakest link.
853
00:35:11,254 --> 00:35:13,723
NARRATOR:
Driven by faith.
854
00:35:13,756 --> 00:35:15,792
I am my brother's keeper.
855
00:35:15,825 --> 00:35:17,961
NARRATOR:
A new kind of Democrat.
856
00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:20,763
A Democrat for the heartland.
857
00:35:20,797 --> 00:35:24,167
Jack Hastings,
a redder kind of blue.
858
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,737
ANNOUNCER: Paid for
by Real Americans for...
859
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:29,140
FAITH:
What are you up to, Zimmer?
860
00:35:29,173 --> 00:35:32,243
I am telling you guys,
Jack could be the real deal,
861
00:35:32,276 --> 00:35:33,878
on a national level.
862
00:35:33,911 --> 00:35:35,112
KURT (chuckles):
On a national level?
863
00:35:35,146 --> 00:35:38,082
It's like he's a cross
between...
864
00:35:38,115 --> 00:35:41,119
- MacArthur and elk jerky.
- Wait, what?
865
00:35:41,153 --> 00:35:43,722
And one of those machines
that test grip strength.
866
00:35:43,755 --> 00:35:45,458
Sounds too good to be true.
867
00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:47,192
GARY:
Oh, my God.
868
00:35:47,225 --> 00:35:49,794
Semicolon. (laughs)
869
00:35:49,828 --> 00:35:51,897
She took the bait.
870
00:35:51,930 --> 00:35:54,667
It's on here, boys.
Game on.
871
00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:59,071
- And let him be the star, you know?
- Yeah.
872
00:35:59,105 --> 00:36:00,773
- (laughter) - Yep.
- So...
873
00:36:00,806 --> 00:36:03,276
GARY: ♪ A little bit
of Hastings all the time ♪
874
00:36:03,309 --> 00:36:06,045
♪ We're gonna win election,
yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
875
00:36:06,078 --> 00:36:08,482
- Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am.
- (Diana chuckles)
876
00:36:08,515 --> 00:36:10,485
(chuckles):
Yes. Hello, party people.
877
00:36:10,518 --> 00:36:13,320
Oh, 'tis a beautiful day
to be alive
878
00:36:13,353 --> 00:36:15,055
and on the vanguard of change.
879
00:36:15,088 --> 00:36:17,090
Who wants something to eat?
880
00:36:17,124 --> 00:36:18,725
They're so delicious.
881
00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:23,298
Okay.
882
00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:24,899
What's going on?
883
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,868
Why all the long faces?
884
00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:28,069
Did you not see it?
885
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,506
The billboard.
886
00:36:30,539 --> 00:36:34,008
The one on Main with the giant
"Vote for Mayor Braun"?
887
00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,310
- Yes.
- What about it?
888
00:36:35,343 --> 00:36:37,078
(scoffs) "What about it?"
889
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,048
That's the
Macgregor Ford billboard.
890
00:36:39,081 --> 00:36:40,749
Okay.
891
00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:42,084
Okay, so it's been
the Macgregor Ford billboard
892
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,219
for probably 40 years.
893
00:36:43,252 --> 00:36:44,454
God only knows how much it cost.
894
00:36:44,487 --> 00:36:47,256
And it looks like Braun has
taken over Jerry's old office
895
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:48,958
as some sort of
campaign headquarters.
896
00:36:48,991 --> 00:36:51,093
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Hold on. Hold on.
897
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,531
Um, are you telling me
that the mayor,
898
00:36:53,564 --> 00:36:55,765
who's running for reelection,
899
00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:59,769
has decided to advertise
his campaign for mayor?
900
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:03,106
And he's doing it from a...
campaign office?
901
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:05,375
Oh, my God!
Oh, I... This is...
902
00:37:05,409 --> 00:37:07,378
This is overwhelming to me.
903
00:37:07,412 --> 00:37:08,946
(laughing):
Oh, my God.
904
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:10,248
I don't... I...
905
00:37:10,281 --> 00:37:11,249
What... (stammering)
906
00:37:11,282 --> 00:37:13,017
I have the vapors. I...
907
00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:14,185
I'm hyperventilating.
908
00:37:14,218 --> 00:37:16,220
Why are these spoons
just standing there?
909
00:37:16,254 --> 00:37:17,888
You don't get it.
910
00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:19,090
(laughing)
911
00:37:19,123 --> 00:37:20,925
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- (laughs)
912
00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,562
You don't get it.
913
00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:24,796
Do you have any idea
how much that costs?
914
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:26,365
Well, that space
is 3,800 square feet,
915
00:37:26,399 --> 00:37:29,067
and it runs for
$20 a square foot yearly.
916
00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:32,237
Prorated to two months
is $7,600.
917
00:37:32,271 --> 00:37:35,274
The billboard, a little bit
harder to decipher.
918
00:37:35,307 --> 00:37:37,377
But I'd say,
based on the location
919
00:37:37,411 --> 00:37:40,880
and Mayor Braun's desperation,
8K all-in.
920
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:42,282
Design and printing included.
921
00:37:42,315 --> 00:37:44,917
I don't know,
maybe something like that.
922
00:37:44,951 --> 00:37:47,287
Well, there's no way that
Braun's got that much money.
923
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,290
Unless... this little
campaign of ours
924
00:37:50,323 --> 00:37:53,894
has caught the attention of
the national Republican Party
925
00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,897
and they are sending money
and reinforcements.
926
00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,332
- (quiet gasping)
- It's okay.
927
00:37:58,365 --> 00:38:01,335
It's exactly what
we wanted to happen.
928
00:38:02,404 --> 00:38:04,305
They are scared.
929
00:38:04,338 --> 00:38:06,908
On a national level,
930
00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:09,978
they are scared of Colonel Jack.
931
00:38:11,447 --> 00:38:14,049
So we have to plan
our next move.
932
00:38:14,082 --> 00:38:15,350
Come here.
933
00:38:16,485 --> 00:38:18,119
Gather round.
934
00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:20,288
We're going to need...
935
00:38:20,322 --> 00:38:22,992
something a little like...
936
00:38:23,025 --> 00:38:25,061
- that.
- (others gasping)
937
00:38:26,329 --> 00:38:28,197
- WOMAN (chuckling): Wow.
- (quiet murmuring)
938
00:38:30,299 --> 00:38:31,867
GARY:
And you scroll down.
939
00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:33,437
DIANA:
There's a "donate" button.
940
00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:37,040
Well, the money be
just one clicky away.
941
00:38:37,074 --> 00:38:39,976
And one clicky goes to where?
942
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:41,211
Our website.
943
00:38:41,244 --> 00:38:43,880
(chuckling):
Oh, we don't have a web...
944
00:38:46,049 --> 00:38:47,217
(chuckling):
Oh, wow.
945
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:49,886
- MAN: Awesome.
- (laughter, murmuring)
946
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,423
GARY:
Good slogan, right?
947
00:38:51,457 --> 00:38:53,324
You were one step ahead
the whole time.
948
00:38:53,358 --> 00:38:55,927
Well, three or four,
but thank you very much.
949
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,161
I will take that.
950
00:38:57,195 --> 00:38:58,664
Oh, wow.
951
00:38:58,697 --> 00:39:00,932
♪ ♪
952
00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:17,049
(sighs)
953
00:39:25,024 --> 00:39:26,494
Mmm.
954
00:39:28,261 --> 00:39:30,230
Mmm.
955
00:39:30,263 --> 00:39:32,966
Know how I knew you were here?
956
00:39:32,999 --> 00:39:34,969
Your pussy tingled.
957
00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:38,172
Semicolon on the billboard.
958
00:39:38,205 --> 00:39:41,275
Classic Faith Brewster
over-punctuation.
959
00:39:41,308 --> 00:39:44,078
Look, Zim,
y'all punched your ticket
960
00:39:44,111 --> 00:39:48,115
on a changing demographic, and
now whitey don't want you back.
961
00:39:48,149 --> 00:39:51,987
Okay, Jeb, exclamation point.
962
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,022
Why are you here?
963
00:39:54,055 --> 00:39:56,124
Because I enjoy
demoralizing you.
964
00:39:56,158 --> 00:39:58,428
Because crushing the last
piece of hope in your eyes
965
00:39:58,461 --> 00:40:00,028
really gets me off.
966
00:40:00,061 --> 00:40:01,997
(clicks tongue, inhales deeply)
967
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:05,101
(sighing):
You are a twisted fuck, Faith.
968
00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,203
And you don't know Jack.
969
00:40:07,236 --> 00:40:09,172
Please don't tell me that is
970
00:40:09,205 --> 00:40:11,974
the campaign slogan
you came up with.
971
00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:16,312
This guy, Zim,
he's not the last Jedi,
972
00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,281
and even if he were,
I'd still crush him
973
00:40:18,314 --> 00:40:20,050
because that's what I do.
974
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,052
You realize, in that analogy,
you're Darth Vader.
975
00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,054
- Whatever you say, nerd.
- (chuckles)
976
00:40:24,087 --> 00:40:25,322
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
977
00:40:25,355 --> 00:40:27,291
- You look fat.
- (laughs)
978
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,430
FAITH:
Hmm.
979
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,998
Divine, Ann.
980
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,367
- You have to tell me your secret sometime.
- Mm.
981
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,039
I would never tell you.
982
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,075
I'll never tell her.
983
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,211
- Cream, two sugars. (laughs)
- Oh.
984
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,347
- No, that's not how I take it.
- I know, but...
985
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,149
Um, and here-here's
some streusel I made for you,
986
00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:51,785
- and, um, it's still warm.
- No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't.
987
00:40:51,818 --> 00:40:53,352
- And then these are cookies I made for you.
- I can't.
988
00:40:53,385 --> 00:40:54,386
- I'm getting fat. I can't do that.
- They're...
989
00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:55,287
- They're called the Garys, though.
- Thank you.
990
00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:57,089
- I made these...
- I know. I appreciate it.
991
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:57,891
- Thank you. Okay.
- Yeah. Okay.
992
00:40:57,924 --> 00:40:59,158
- Okay, bye-bye.
- All right, then.
993
00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:00,192
Thank you. All right, then.
994
00:41:00,226 --> 00:41:01,260
- Bye-bye. Have a good day.
- Okay.
995
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,330
- Up all night for nothing.
- (door closes, opens)
996
00:41:03,363 --> 00:41:05,131
- Coming back. There you go.
- All right, just today.
997
00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:06,399
- Okay. (laughs)
- Yeah. Thank you.
998
00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:07,802
Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.
999
00:41:07,835 --> 00:41:09,269
Bye, Gar.
1000
00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:11,071
(door closes)
1001
00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:12,440
GARY:
Have a good one.
1002
00:41:12,473 --> 00:41:14,542
(sighs)
1003
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:27,154
(closes drawer)
1004
00:41:29,223 --> 00:41:31,392
- Okay, good night.
- GARY: Oh, hey.
1005
00:41:31,426 --> 00:41:33,395
Good night. I didn't know
anybody else was here.
1006
00:41:33,429 --> 00:41:34,597
I just wanted to make sure
1007
00:41:34,631 --> 00:41:36,466
everything was set for tomorrow.
1008
00:41:36,499 --> 00:41:39,067
I was just finishing up
these pamphlets on immigration.
1009
00:41:39,101 --> 00:41:40,302
Ooh. (chuckles)
1010
00:41:40,335 --> 00:41:41,671
That sounds complicated.
1011
00:41:41,704 --> 00:41:43,439
I hope the small minds
can manage.
1012
00:41:45,274 --> 00:41:46,844
(sighs)
I'm sorry about that.
1013
00:41:46,877 --> 00:41:49,513
Sometimes,
messaging for the base
1014
00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:53,049
doesn't resonate
with the broader electorate.
1015
00:41:53,884 --> 00:41:56,420
Oh, okay.
1016
00:41:56,453 --> 00:42:01,124
So, to flatter them,
you have to condescend to us.
1017
00:42:02,326 --> 00:42:04,429
I get it.
1018
00:42:04,462 --> 00:42:07,331
Uh, no, no, that wasn't...
1019
00:42:07,364 --> 00:42:09,467
that wasn't what...
1020
00:42:14,439 --> 00:42:16,442
Sorry.
1021
00:42:18,276 --> 00:42:19,712
How's your dad doing?
1022
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,647
Is he okay? Nervous?
1023
00:42:21,681 --> 00:42:23,683
No. (chuckles)
1024
00:42:23,716 --> 00:42:26,485
No? Well, why would he be?
He's been through a war.
1025
00:42:26,519 --> 00:42:28,219
He's not gonna sweat a fish fry.
1026
00:42:28,253 --> 00:42:30,456
- No, he doesn't really get nervous.
- Mm-mm.
1027
00:42:30,489 --> 00:42:32,391
Just quiet.
1028
00:42:33,427 --> 00:42:35,294
Right.
1029
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,702
Runs in the family.
1030
00:42:41,735 --> 00:42:43,369
(chuckles softly)
1031
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,376
- Maybe.
- Oh. (laughing)
1032
00:42:50,377 --> 00:42:51,713
Yes, my, uh...
1033
00:42:51,746 --> 00:42:55,717
my mom was really
more of the talker.
1034
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:58,519
She was...
(inhales deeply)
1035
00:43:00,254 --> 00:43:02,658
You ever know anyone
that just lit up a room?
1036
00:43:05,494 --> 00:43:06,695
Mm-hmm.
1037
00:43:06,729 --> 00:43:08,396
Well, she was that.
(laughs)
1038
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:09,932
Yeah.
1039
00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:11,667
- She sounds great.
- Yeah.
1040
00:43:13,368 --> 00:43:16,338
So, why did your dad
get involved with all this?
1041
00:43:16,372 --> 00:43:19,274
I mean, why speak
at that meeting?
1042
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:23,546
Why run when it involves
talking and people?
1043
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,381
(Diana chuckles)
1044
00:43:25,414 --> 00:43:28,718
I think he just loves this town.
1045
00:43:28,752 --> 00:43:32,690
You know, I think he'd do
anything to save it.
1046
00:43:32,723 --> 00:43:35,191
What about you?
1047
00:43:35,225 --> 00:43:37,762
(chuckles)
1048
00:43:37,795 --> 00:43:40,564
Uh, I guess I would do
1049
00:43:40,598 --> 00:43:44,268
just about anything to save him.
1050
00:43:45,704 --> 00:43:47,472
(chuckles)
1051
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,476
- (polka music playing)
- (lively chatter)
1052
00:43:52,644 --> 00:43:55,514
(food sizzling)
1053
00:43:55,547 --> 00:43:57,482
Okay. You have a good day, now.
1054
00:43:57,516 --> 00:43:59,317
JACK:
I'll just take one.
1055
00:44:01,721 --> 00:44:03,423
Hey. How are you this evening?
1056
00:44:03,456 --> 00:44:05,792
Pamphlet?
Vote for Colonel Jack.
1057
00:44:05,825 --> 00:44:07,994
Colonel Jack pamphlet.
1058
00:44:08,027 --> 00:44:09,696
Vote for Colonel Jack.
1059
00:44:09,729 --> 00:44:11,698
(indistinct chatter)
1060
00:44:11,731 --> 00:44:13,466
How are y'all doing?
1061
00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:14,735
...incredible database.
1062
00:44:14,768 --> 00:44:16,603
- Yeah.
- And all your information is in there.
1063
00:44:16,637 --> 00:44:18,739
(indistinct chatter continues)
1064
00:44:25,779 --> 00:44:27,848
Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late.
1065
00:44:27,881 --> 00:44:30,350
I was just waiting for these
to get finished.
1066
00:44:30,384 --> 00:44:31,853
Beer Koozies might be
a little more helpful
1067
00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,488
than just the pamphlets.
1068
00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:37,324
FAITH: And this is
actually very simple.
1069
00:44:37,357 --> 00:44:39,527
You just type in
your family's name...
1070
00:44:39,561 --> 00:44:41,663
DIANA:
How big is that booth?
1071
00:44:44,633 --> 00:44:46,035
- Faith.
- Gary.
1072
00:44:46,068 --> 00:44:48,604
You seem to be doing
a brisk business.
1073
00:44:48,637 --> 00:44:50,439
"Deerlaken: always."
1074
00:44:50,473 --> 00:44:52,407
So, apparently,
1075
00:44:52,441 --> 00:44:54,543
"Deerlaken über alles"
was copyrighted?
1076
00:44:54,577 --> 00:44:56,445
Well, we were gonna go with
"I'm with him"
1077
00:44:56,479 --> 00:44:58,280
until we remembered
how fucking stupid it sounded.
1078
00:44:58,314 --> 00:44:59,683
No, no, no, no.
I love it.
1079
00:44:59,716 --> 00:45:01,852
I love the whole
town genealogy angle.
1080
00:45:01,885 --> 00:45:03,687
It's got a real bold
1081
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,689
"you ain't from around here"
flavor.
1082
00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:07,657
- (laughs)
- With subtle notes of,
1083
00:45:07,691 --> 00:45:09,493
- uh, xenophobia.
- (laughs)
1084
00:45:09,526 --> 00:45:11,495
Not to mention
the cognitive dissonance
1085
00:45:11,528 --> 00:45:13,798
that your booth is basically
a love letter to immigration.
1086
00:45:13,831 --> 00:45:15,298
That's a great observation.
1087
00:45:15,332 --> 00:45:16,801
So all these people
are hypocrites?
1088
00:45:16,834 --> 00:45:18,703
- I'd run with that.
- All you have is fear.
1089
00:45:18,736 --> 00:45:20,071
- Now we're getting somewhere.
- (giggles)
1090
00:45:20,104 --> 00:45:21,773
20 bucks says
I do better with fear
1091
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,074
than you do with shame.
1092
00:45:23,107 --> 00:45:24,341
- Oh.
- MICHAEL: Okay.
1093
00:45:24,374 --> 00:45:25,610
It's all set, Miss Brewster.
1094
00:45:25,643 --> 00:45:27,513
(gasps)
Thank you, sweetie.
1095
00:45:27,546 --> 00:45:29,782
GARY:
Well, well, well.
1096
00:45:29,815 --> 00:45:31,717
I'm really sorry, Mr. Z.
1097
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,752
I like working
with you guys, but...
1098
00:45:33,786 --> 00:45:35,854
I'm saving up for a car,
and she's paying us.
1099
00:45:35,888 --> 00:45:37,689
(mocking):
"Eh, she's paying us."
1100
00:45:37,723 --> 00:45:41,928
Wow, way to stand up for
what you believe in there...
1101
00:45:41,961 --> 00:45:44,564
- M... Michael.
- It's Michael.
1102
00:45:44,597 --> 00:45:46,499
- Michael. I know his name is Michael.
- His name is Michael.
1103
00:45:46,533 --> 00:45:47,700
- No, you don't.
- I know it.
1104
00:45:47,734 --> 00:45:49,736
- I was pausing for effect, Michael.
- It's okay, Michael.
1105
00:45:49,769 --> 00:45:52,639
- Character is destiny, Michael.
- Oh, don't listen to him.
1106
00:45:52,672 --> 00:45:54,574
- Character is destiny.
- He's a jerk. Oof.
1107
00:45:54,607 --> 00:45:55,875
Good burn.
1108
00:45:55,909 --> 00:45:57,812
Jack has lived here
for 30 years.
1109
00:45:57,845 --> 00:45:59,680
You really think
you can run a campaign
1110
00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:01,682
that paints him
as a carpetbagger?
1111
00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:04,417
Probably not, but I think I can
run one that says you are.
1112
00:46:04,451 --> 00:46:05,820
- MAN: Beer Koozie?
- Oh, my God.
1113
00:46:07,454 --> 00:46:09,690
Oh. Hastings Koozie?
1114
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:11,693
- Yeah.
- Touché.
1115
00:46:11,726 --> 00:46:12,861
That's right.
That's in our booth.
1116
00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:14,896
- What do you think of that?
- MAN: Yeah, I'll take one.
1117
00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:17,432
What do you think of that
right there?
1118
00:46:17,465 --> 00:46:19,634
- Boom, boom. What do you think of that?
- (gasps)
1119
00:46:19,668 --> 00:46:21,536
- I don't...
- DOT: Oh.
1120
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,605
Sorry. Not you, Dot.
1121
00:46:24,873 --> 00:46:26,843
- DIANA: Hi.
- (sighing): Oh, Dot.
1122
00:46:26,876 --> 00:46:29,478
- (polka music continues)
- (lively chatter)
1123
00:46:31,681 --> 00:46:33,449
(laughing softly)
1124
00:46:33,482 --> 00:46:34,951
Oh. (chuckles)
1125
00:46:34,984 --> 00:46:37,352
♪ ♪
1126
00:46:44,728 --> 00:46:46,730
DIANA:
Oh. (chuckles)
1127
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,732
(sighs, chuckles)
1128
00:46:55,506 --> 00:46:56,975
(chuckling)
1129
00:46:58,843 --> 00:47:00,511
Whoa.
1130
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,882
(Diana laughing)
1131
00:47:16,862 --> 00:47:18,731
GARY:
We're not doing this.
1132
00:47:18,764 --> 00:47:19,899
What?
1133
00:47:19,932 --> 00:47:21,767
GARY:
Ugh.
1134
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,804
- You go through my stuff?
- (papers rustling)
1135
00:47:26,506 --> 00:47:28,441
Why here?
You have your own room.
1136
00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:29,943
I don't want to smoke alone.
1137
00:47:29,976 --> 00:47:31,544
Oh, come on. Are...
1138
00:47:31,578 --> 00:47:32,879
Really?
1139
00:47:32,913 --> 00:47:34,614
(Faith laughs)
1140
00:47:34,648 --> 00:47:37,717
Gary, I'm bored.
1141
00:47:37,751 --> 00:47:39,787
Please, can we just forget it?
1142
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:40,955
You've made your point.
1143
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,657
There's Democrats
with calloused hands.
1144
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:45,493
Gonna bode very well
for the midterms, I promise.
1145
00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:46,961
Now, can we just all go back
to Washington
1146
00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:49,463
and forget that we ever
made camp in a place
1147
00:47:49,497 --> 00:47:51,933
where the shit you skim
off milk is considered a food?
1148
00:47:51,966 --> 00:47:54,603
They are called cheese curds,
and they are delicious.
1149
00:47:54,636 --> 00:47:55,771
They're disgusting.
1150
00:47:55,804 --> 00:47:57,606
And you can't make poutine
without them.
1151
00:47:57,639 --> 00:47:59,041
- Come on. Please.
- Go.
1152
00:47:59,074 --> 00:48:01,009
You can go.
You don't have to be here.
1153
00:48:01,043 --> 00:48:02,778
I made these people a promise.
1154
00:48:02,811 --> 00:48:04,046
I'm a good person.
1155
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:05,580
It's your last chance, Zim.
1156
00:48:05,614 --> 00:48:07,049
I'm gonna make
a big deal of this.
1157
00:48:07,082 --> 00:48:09,752
Tons of press, lots of money.
You're gonna lose,
1158
00:48:09,786 --> 00:48:11,754
and then you're gonna look
like a giant asshole.
1159
00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:13,256
Good. That's what I want.
1160
00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:16,926
Not the asshole but for you
to make a big deal of this.
1161
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,562
I want it to be a big deal.
It is a big deal.
1162
00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:21,064
Well, let's make it interesting.
1163
00:48:21,097 --> 00:48:22,231
Okay, why don't we?
1164
00:48:22,265 --> 00:48:25,836
The loser has to eat the
winner's pussy out for an hour.
1165
00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:29,606
You better grab a big old bib,
'cause it's chow time.
1166
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,874
(snickers)
1167
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,576
Dick chow time.
1168
00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,111
'Cause I'm gonna win,
1169
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,980
- and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour.
- Wha...
1170
00:48:37,013 --> 00:48:38,715
GARY (in distance):
And you know something?
1171
00:48:38,748 --> 00:48:40,783
That's a long time,
dick-eating-wise.
1172
00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:41,951
(door closes)
1173
00:48:42,986 --> 00:48:45,120
A long time!
1174
00:48:45,153 --> 00:48:47,522
To eat my dick.
1175
00:48:48,757 --> 00:48:51,593
(intense music playing)
1176
00:48:51,626 --> 00:48:53,094
NARRATOR:
In a dangerous world
1177
00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:54,862
- gone mad...
- (roaring)
1178
00:48:54,895 --> 00:48:57,131
we need emotionally stable
leadership.
1179
00:48:57,164 --> 00:48:59,600
(distorted, maniacal laughing)
1180
00:48:59,633 --> 00:49:01,901
Only Mayor Braun
is stable enough
1181
00:49:01,935 --> 00:49:04,137
to keep Deerlaken safe,
1182
00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:06,740
to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken.
1183
00:49:06,773 --> 00:49:08,541
(laughing)
1184
00:49:08,575 --> 00:49:10,042
I got you.
1185
00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:13,045
I'm Mayor Braun,
and I approve this message.
1186
00:49:13,078 --> 00:49:14,313
Here.
1187
00:49:14,346 --> 00:49:16,749
ANNOUNCER: Paid for by
Traditional Wisconsin Families
1188
00:49:16,782 --> 00:49:18,082
for Faith and Freedom.
1189
00:49:18,116 --> 00:49:20,952
- (phones ringing)
- (indistinct chatter)
1190
00:49:20,985 --> 00:49:23,021
FAITH: They've taken the office
just across from mine.
1191
00:49:23,054 --> 00:49:24,322
They're definitely ramping up,
1192
00:49:24,355 --> 00:49:26,656
so I'm gonna need the full crew.
1193
00:49:26,690 --> 00:49:29,693
If Zimmer wants to take a stand
in Turdsville, USA,
1194
00:49:29,726 --> 00:49:31,328
I say we bury him here.
1195
00:49:31,361 --> 00:49:32,796
Sorry.
1196
00:49:32,829 --> 00:49:34,064
Not a turd.
1197
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:35,898
Heart and soul of America.
1198
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,900
Get me the nerdy guy
from analytics.
1199
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:40,603
- MAN (on phone): Who's that?
- I don't know his name.
1200
00:49:40,636 --> 00:49:42,338
He wears glasses and plaid.
1201
00:49:42,371 --> 00:49:44,606
- Has a very complicated beard.
- Which one?
1202
00:49:44,639 --> 00:49:47,675
FAITH: How the fuck does that
not narrow it down? I...
1203
00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:49,944
- God fucking damn it.
- What?
1204
00:49:49,978 --> 00:49:52,646
And send me everyone
by yesterday.
1205
00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:54,048
(over phone):
I'll get on it.
1206
00:49:54,081 --> 00:49:55,749
- (slams phone on table)
- (exhales)
1207
00:50:06,692 --> 00:50:08,161
GARY:
Sor... Hey, Dot.
1208
00:50:10,996 --> 00:50:12,597
- ANN: Gary.
- KURT: Hey, big guy?
1209
00:50:12,631 --> 00:50:14,666
- Yes.
- We got a problem.
1210
00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:17,134
What's up?
1211
00:50:17,168 --> 00:50:19,637
Having trouble
rounding up focus groups?
1212
00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:20,805
No.
1213
00:50:20,838 --> 00:50:22,106
- (dial-up modem droning, beeping)
- Shh.
1214
00:50:25,409 --> 00:50:27,744
KURT (scoffs):
I don't even know what to say.
1215
00:50:27,777 --> 00:50:29,946
Hey, hey, everybody.
1216
00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:32,782
Do we know why we have dial-up
in this space?
1217
00:50:32,816 --> 00:50:33,983
MAN:
Duffy had it upgraded
1218
00:50:34,017 --> 00:50:35,851
right before he closed the shop.
1219
00:50:35,884 --> 00:50:36,885
Upgraded from what?
1220
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,122
- Nothing.
- Well, is there any way
1221
00:50:40,155 --> 00:50:42,224
we can piggyback Wi-Fi
from someplace?
1222
00:50:42,257 --> 00:50:44,892
Uh, there's a place where the
kids go and they do homework
1223
00:50:44,926 --> 00:50:46,094
and they play games and whatnot.
1224
00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:48,796
- I know the password.
- GARY: Okay.
1225
00:50:48,830 --> 00:50:50,865
- Solving problems.
- ANN: Nice!
1226
00:50:50,898 --> 00:50:52,899
(typing)
1227
00:50:56,837 --> 00:50:58,071
(knocking on window)
1228
00:50:58,105 --> 00:51:00,106
(Gary sighs)
1229
00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:05,978
Listen, I... I don't think
you're allowed to be here
1230
00:51:06,011 --> 00:51:09,114
unless you're on official
school business, so...
1231
00:51:09,147 --> 00:51:11,783
Okay, look, uh, Officer...
1232
00:51:11,816 --> 00:51:13,685
- Tommy.
- Officer Tommy.
1233
00:51:13,718 --> 00:51:16,221
Um, we are with
the Hastings campaign,
1234
00:51:16,254 --> 00:51:18,789
and we're trying to get
some work done here.
1235
00:51:18,822 --> 00:51:20,224
It's sort of time-sensitive.
1236
00:51:20,257 --> 00:51:23,260
So... um, okay, here we go.
1237
00:51:23,293 --> 00:51:25,194
Here is a pen.
1238
00:51:25,228 --> 00:51:27,431
- Okay.
- And...
1239
00:51:27,464 --> 00:51:29,866
- one of these beer thingies.
- KURT: Koozie.
1240
00:51:29,899 --> 00:51:32,735
Koozie, and, uh...
1241
00:51:32,768 --> 00:51:34,936
thank you for your service.
1242
00:51:40,275 --> 00:51:42,643
(typing continues)
1243
00:51:48,082 --> 00:51:50,817
- (knocking on window)
- Oh, for God sakes.
1244
00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:55,188
Hello, boys.
1245
00:51:55,221 --> 00:51:57,056
(muffled):
Gentlemen, these are children!
1246
00:51:57,090 --> 00:51:58,825
- DIANA: Hey. - Hi.
- Children!
1247
00:51:58,858 --> 00:52:01,260
- Great job, guys.
- And do you know what that looked like?
1248
00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:03,028
Sitting in your car?
1249
00:52:03,061 --> 00:52:05,130
A bunch of boys on the computer?
1250
00:52:06,298 --> 00:52:09,066
(clapping)
1251
00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:13,771
No, no, no. Thank you.
1252
00:52:13,804 --> 00:52:16,806
So, I see they sprung you
from detention, huh?
1253
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,275
Yeah, apparently,
small-town hospitality
1254
00:52:18,308 --> 00:52:20,478
doesn't apply to Wi-Fi.
1255
00:52:20,511 --> 00:52:22,145
They're not too keen
on strangers staking out
1256
00:52:22,179 --> 00:52:24,147
a school parking lot...
you know, kids and all.
1257
00:52:24,181 --> 00:52:25,948
Yeah, in hindsight,
that makes complete sense.
1258
00:52:25,981 --> 00:52:27,183
JACK:
Mm-hmm.
1259
00:52:27,216 --> 00:52:29,185
Guys, could I talk to you
for a sec?
1260
00:52:29,218 --> 00:52:30,319
- Yeah.
- My office.
1261
00:52:30,352 --> 00:52:32,288
Come on in. Have a seat.
1262
00:52:32,321 --> 00:52:34,189
You can leave the door open.
1263
00:52:34,222 --> 00:52:35,990
- Here's the deal.
- (claps)
1264
00:52:36,024 --> 00:52:38,326
Our opponents are pumping
way more into this
1265
00:52:38,359 --> 00:52:40,261
than I ever expected them to.
1266
00:52:40,295 --> 00:52:43,263
- DIANA: Huh.
- This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly.
1267
00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:45,332
We need to up
our fundraising game.
1268
00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:47,267
Okay. That's...
1269
00:52:47,301 --> 00:52:50,136
Sure. Do you want to do, uh,
like, a street fair or...?
1270
00:52:50,169 --> 00:52:52,138
- That's a good idea.
- (Gary chuckles)
1271
00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:53,806
No, it's not a good idea.
1272
00:52:53,839 --> 00:52:55,942
Don't... No, we're not
gonna do that.
1273
00:52:55,975 --> 00:52:57,977
Have you ever been to New York?
1274
00:52:58,010 --> 00:52:59,945
(dial-up modem droning)
1275
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,782
Oh, my God, please unplug it.
1276
00:53:03,815 --> 00:53:05,217
Please unplug it.
1277
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,785
(droning continues)
1278
00:53:06,818 --> 00:53:08,819
Unplug it!
1279
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,287
(food crunching)
1280
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,923
GARY: I'm just looking
at the guest list here.
1281
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:15,159
Great. Great turnout.
1282
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,961
Especially considering
the short notice.
1283
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:19,329
Really good.
1284
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:20,930
(exhales slowly)
1285
00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,833
Mmm. You ever have
one of those?
1286
00:53:25,968 --> 00:53:27,936
Yeah, green beans.
1287
00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:29,238
Haricot vert.
1288
00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:30,806
(green bean crunching)
1289
00:53:30,839 --> 00:53:33,908
Isn't that French
for "green beans"?
1290
00:53:33,941 --> 00:53:36,244
These are more delicate.
1291
00:53:36,277 --> 00:53:38,079
Thinner, more flavorful.
1292
00:53:41,114 --> 00:53:43,917
- I didn't know you spoke French.
- Mm.
1293
00:53:46,587 --> 00:53:48,154
Would you like something?
1294
00:53:48,188 --> 00:53:50,289
No, no.
1295
00:53:51,890 --> 00:53:53,392
(crunching)
1296
00:53:53,426 --> 00:53:55,761
This too loud?
1297
00:53:59,397 --> 00:54:01,232
(clears throat quietly)
1298
00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:04,936
(grunting softly)
1299
00:54:08,439 --> 00:54:10,240
(swallows)
1300
00:54:10,274 --> 00:54:12,276
(grunting)
1301
00:54:19,181 --> 00:54:20,816
(coughs quietly)
1302
00:54:26,187 --> 00:54:27,856
- (elevator bell dings)
- Richard and Ginnie Peeler
1303
00:54:27,889 --> 00:54:28,857
are hosting.
1304
00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,191
He's a hedge fund swell.
1305
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:32,393
She's been saving the Hudson
for about 25 years.
1306
00:54:32,427 --> 00:54:34,261
Richard Peeler. Yeah?
1307
00:54:34,295 --> 00:54:36,063
Got it.
1308
00:54:38,098 --> 00:54:40,100
Are you, like, 12?
1309
00:54:41,934 --> 00:54:43,303
- (both chuckle)
- (elevator bell dings)
1310
00:54:43,336 --> 00:54:45,406
RICHARD: It's not only that
the sand traps are deeper,
1311
00:54:45,439 --> 00:54:47,874
but the quality
of the sand at...
1312
00:54:47,907 --> 00:54:49,274
Excuse me. Gary! Hey.
1313
00:54:49,308 --> 00:54:51,310
Dick Peeler.
1314
00:54:51,343 --> 00:54:54,012
RICHARD:
Gary, thank you for coming.
1315
00:54:54,046 --> 00:54:56,081
GARY: Oh, my pleasure.
Thanks for having us.
1316
00:54:56,114 --> 00:54:57,382
RICHARD: Well, we're
really, really excited.
1317
00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:59,850
GARY:
We're excited. Jack! Jack!
1318
00:54:59,884 --> 00:55:01,285
I'd like you to meet
Richard Peeler.
1319
00:55:01,319 --> 00:55:02,386
- What an honor.
- Colonel Jack Hastings.
1320
00:55:02,421 --> 00:55:04,188
- Oh.
- Very nice to meet you.
1321
00:55:04,221 --> 00:55:06,189
- Thank you for... having us.
- Oh, it's really an honor.
1322
00:55:06,222 --> 00:55:08,224
- And, uh...
- Yeah.
1323
00:55:08,258 --> 00:55:11,027
No, it's, uh, you know,
the authentic thing here.
1324
00:55:11,061 --> 00:55:12,396
I see that. It's amazing.
1325
00:55:12,430 --> 00:55:14,297
Uh, can I get you
something to drink?
1326
00:55:14,331 --> 00:55:16,031
Sure. What would you like?
1327
00:55:16,065 --> 00:55:19,101
Uh, I'd like a little, uh, tea.
1328
00:55:19,134 --> 00:55:21,103
Chamomile if you have it.
1329
00:55:21,136 --> 00:55:22,338
(laughs) All right.
1330
00:55:22,371 --> 00:55:23,938
That's fine.
You want a Scotch.
1331
00:55:23,971 --> 00:55:25,239
- Yes, please.
- Yes, I know that.
1332
00:55:28,176 --> 00:55:31,245
(indistinct conversations)
1333
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,915
MAN:
He's a criminal.
1334
00:55:34,948 --> 00:55:36,149
Oh, thank you.
1335
00:55:36,183 --> 00:55:37,351
He's a criminal.
1336
00:55:37,384 --> 00:55:38,985
Trust me,
I've done deals with him.
1337
00:55:39,019 --> 00:55:40,454
WOMAN:
Our democracy is falling apart.
1338
00:55:40,487 --> 00:55:41,954
We're gonna lose it.
1339
00:55:41,987 --> 00:55:43,457
Tom Friedman had a great line.
1340
00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:45,891
MAN: I like to say he's
the Bitcoin of presidents.
1341
00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:47,661
WOMAN: Her whole dress line
was made in China.
1342
00:55:47,694 --> 00:55:49,428
WOMAN:
The man is mentally ill.
1343
00:55:49,462 --> 00:55:51,062
MAN:
Fuckface von Clownstick.
1344
00:55:51,096 --> 00:55:52,897
MAN:
I'm mad? We should all be mad.
1345
00:55:52,931 --> 00:55:55,233
MAN: I mean, what kind
of person hunts elephants?
1346
00:55:55,266 --> 00:55:57,502
And there's not a whole lot
of the, um...
1347
00:55:57,535 --> 00:55:59,103
What did you call that?
1348
00:55:59,136 --> 00:56:01,105
- Uh, farm-to-table.
- The farm-to-table.
1349
00:56:01,138 --> 00:56:05,342
I mean, I guess
it all kind of, uh...
1350
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:10,146
all goes from farms to tables
of some kind.
1351
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:16,084
RICHARD: We're so excited
that you're all here.
1352
00:56:16,118 --> 00:56:18,286
And we are so thankful
1353
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,390
to our old friend
for presenting us
1354
00:56:20,423 --> 00:56:24,058
with another informative and,
uh, just stimulating evening.
1355
00:56:24,091 --> 00:56:26,193
- Oh.
- (laughter)
1356
00:56:26,227 --> 00:56:28,129
RICHARD:
You know him. You love him.
1357
00:56:28,162 --> 00:56:29,930
- And sometimes hate.
- (laughter)
1358
00:56:29,964 --> 00:56:33,032
- Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know.
- Yeah.
1359
00:56:34,267 --> 00:56:36,404
- Gary.
- Thank you. Thanks so much.
1360
00:56:36,437 --> 00:56:38,071
Thanks for coming.
1361
00:56:38,104 --> 00:56:39,272
And thank you...
1362
00:56:39,305 --> 00:56:41,408
Keep that going
for the Peelers, please.
1363
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:44,143
Their tremendous hospitality.
1364
00:56:44,176 --> 00:56:46,413
Listen, I'm not gonna take up
too much of your time
1365
00:56:46,446 --> 00:56:49,247
other than to say
thank you all for being here.
1366
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,283
One thing I do want to say,
though, is that
1367
00:56:52,316 --> 00:56:56,187
Colonel Jack Hastings
is the embodiment
1368
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,355
of America's real greatness.
1369
00:56:58,389 --> 00:57:02,359
Service to nation,
hard work, faith.
1370
00:57:02,393 --> 00:57:05,462
Republicans don't own
those values, do they?
1371
00:57:05,495 --> 00:57:07,196
- (crowd murmuring)
- They don't own 'em.
1372
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:09,165
They can't.
1373
00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:10,467
Inclusion.
1374
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,168
That's the most important
of all.
1375
00:57:12,201 --> 00:57:14,169
But sometimes,
we get comfortable
1376
00:57:14,202 --> 00:57:16,037
in our own little
ideological bubbles.
1377
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:17,440
I see them.
1378
00:57:17,473 --> 00:57:19,340
You can't see them,
necessarily, but I see 'em.
1379
00:57:19,374 --> 00:57:20,743
There's a little bubble there.
1380
00:57:20,776 --> 00:57:22,577
- (laughter)
- There's a little bubble there.
1381
00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:25,045
And we forget to reach out.
1382
00:57:25,078 --> 00:57:27,515
To find empathy
and understanding
1383
00:57:27,549 --> 00:57:31,317
across religious or racial
1384
00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:34,187
or just plain geographical
boundaries.
1385
00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:37,156
And I hope tonight changes
that, even just a little bit.
1386
00:57:38,191 --> 00:57:40,393
So, without further ado,
1387
00:57:40,426 --> 00:57:43,028
I would like you to join me
in welcoming
1388
00:57:43,061 --> 00:57:46,566
the next mayor of
Deerlaken, Wisconsin,
1389
00:57:46,599 --> 00:57:49,099
Colonel Jack Hastings.
1390
00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:51,168
- (applause, whooping)
- MAN: Hear, hear.
1391
00:57:55,607 --> 00:57:58,542
Uh, uh... thanks, folks.
1392
00:57:58,576 --> 00:58:01,779
And thanks to Gary
1393
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:04,614
- and to the Peelers.
- RICHARD: Thank you.
1394
00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:07,349
Wow, this is a great house.
1395
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,318
It's a great house.
1396
00:58:09,351 --> 00:58:11,454
Um...
1397
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,287
(chuckles quietly)
1398
00:58:13,321 --> 00:58:16,090
I see some of you are...
1399
00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,527
wondering what I'm doing here.
1400
00:58:19,528 --> 00:58:21,062
And...
1401
00:58:22,262 --> 00:58:24,966
I think I'm wondering the same.
1402
00:58:26,199 --> 00:58:27,602
Uh...
1403
00:58:27,635 --> 00:58:30,002
I guess that's the point.
1404
00:58:31,404 --> 00:58:35,040
Without all this,
you might never have met me.
1405
00:58:35,074 --> 00:58:38,410
And I certainly
wouldn't have met you.
1406
00:58:39,645 --> 00:58:41,279
But...
1407
00:58:42,681 --> 00:58:45,016
...uh, now we have.
1408
00:58:46,317 --> 00:58:47,819
(sighs)
1409
00:58:47,852 --> 00:58:50,388
So, uh...
1410
00:58:53,223 --> 00:58:54,392
Um...
1411
00:58:54,425 --> 00:58:56,259
Colonel, Colonel.
1412
00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:58,595
- Yeah.
- Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle."
1413
00:58:58,629 --> 00:59:01,197
- (laughter)
- Um, why...
1414
00:59:01,230 --> 00:59:05,233
why should a bunch of uptight
Upper West Siders care about
1415
00:59:05,267 --> 00:59:07,068
a little town in Wisconsin?
1416
00:59:07,102 --> 00:59:08,838
(quiet murmuring)
1417
00:59:08,871 --> 00:59:11,374
Uh, it's hard to say.
1418
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,543
I guess we're hurting,
1419
00:59:14,576 --> 00:59:17,579
looking for help from you.
1420
00:59:19,881 --> 00:59:21,549
What can we do to help?
1421
00:59:21,582 --> 00:59:23,684
I'll take that. Money.
1422
00:59:23,717 --> 00:59:25,619
- (laughter)
- Money.
1423
00:59:25,653 --> 00:59:28,556
It's a serious question,
actually.
1424
00:59:28,589 --> 00:59:31,457
You know,
our politics seem broken.
1425
00:59:31,491 --> 00:59:36,061
Colonel, what do you see is
the system's greatest weakness?
1426
00:59:39,163 --> 00:59:42,668
Hmm, well, I guess,
for one thing,
1427
00:59:42,701 --> 00:59:45,269
this.
1428
00:59:45,303 --> 00:59:47,070
Here, tonight.
1429
00:59:48,539 --> 00:59:51,576
And I mean no disrespect.
1430
00:59:52,910 --> 00:59:56,245
I just think
this seems a bit crazy.
1431
00:59:56,278 --> 00:59:58,347
I want to help my town.
1432
00:59:58,381 --> 01:00:00,316
I want to be mayor,
1433
01:00:00,349 --> 01:00:03,452
some town in the middle
of Wisconsin.
1434
01:00:03,485 --> 01:00:05,421
So, instead of being home
1435
01:00:05,454 --> 01:00:08,457
working on some smart things
to help my town,
1436
01:00:08,490 --> 01:00:11,360
I have to fly here to your town
1437
01:00:11,393 --> 01:00:14,328
and convince you
that my town's worth saving.
1438
01:00:14,362 --> 01:00:17,197
And that I'm worth it.
1439
01:00:17,230 --> 01:00:20,667
And that saving it
is worth it to you.
1440
01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:23,169
All so you can give me
some money.
1441
01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:26,172
Not for my town, but for me.
1442
01:00:26,205 --> 01:00:30,610
To help convince my town
that I'm worth it.
1443
01:00:32,511 --> 01:00:35,681
I mean...
1444
01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:40,317
I don't know,
it just sounds so stupid.
1445
01:00:41,753 --> 01:00:43,187
(sighs)
1446
01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:44,623
♪ ♪
1447
01:00:44,656 --> 01:00:46,255
(Jack grunts softly)
1448
01:00:55,398 --> 01:00:57,165
Still crying?
1449
01:00:58,601 --> 01:01:00,770
GARY:
A little bit.
1450
01:01:00,803 --> 01:01:02,438
JACK:
Mm.
1451
01:01:03,972 --> 01:01:08,644
You gonna do that
all the way home?
1452
01:01:08,677 --> 01:01:10,479
Yes.
1453
01:01:13,514 --> 01:01:15,516
Why?
1454
01:01:16,684 --> 01:01:18,653
Because the seat belt sign is on
1455
01:01:18,686 --> 01:01:21,621
and I can't get up to hug you.
1456
01:01:21,655 --> 01:01:24,557
Damn, Jack.
1457
01:01:24,591 --> 01:01:27,259
(sighs)
You walked in there,
1458
01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:30,328
into the lion's den like that...
1459
01:01:30,362 --> 01:01:31,397
Daniel.
1460
01:01:31,430 --> 01:01:33,264
Yeah, and just...
1461
01:01:33,297 --> 01:01:36,402
you told 'em, straight up,
this isn't right.
1462
01:01:36,435 --> 01:01:38,536
This is wrong.
The system is corrupt.
1463
01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,738
(imitating Al Pacino): I'm out
of order? You're out of order.
1464
01:01:40,772 --> 01:01:42,440
The whole damn system's
out of order!
1465
01:01:42,473 --> 01:01:44,776
Attica! Att...
1466
01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:46,376
(grunts intensely)
1467
01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:48,412
(gasps) Money.
1468
01:01:48,445 --> 01:01:52,683
Oh, God, their money
is the problem?
1469
01:01:52,716 --> 01:01:55,384
(chuckling):
Oh!
1470
01:01:55,418 --> 01:01:56,986
You should've seen their faces.
1471
01:01:57,019 --> 01:01:58,587
I saw.
1472
01:01:58,621 --> 01:02:02,357
They ate it up.
1473
01:02:02,390 --> 01:02:04,693
We could've named our price.
1474
01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:07,429
(grunts, laughs)
1475
01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,229
Oh, no way Faith matches.
1476
01:02:09,263 --> 01:02:11,465
- And why is that, now?
- Oh.
1477
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:14,568
Because they're spending
to stop something,
1478
01:02:14,601 --> 01:02:16,637
and we're spending
to start something.
1479
01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:19,639
- (Gary sighs)
- Hmm.
1480
01:02:19,672 --> 01:02:21,574
(imitating Peter Finch):
I'm mad as hell,
1481
01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:24,010
and I can't take it anymore!
1482
01:02:24,043 --> 01:02:26,479
- (Jack chuckles)
- (gasps) Oh!
1483
01:02:26,512 --> 01:02:28,680
Gary, you... green bean?
1484
01:02:28,714 --> 01:02:30,382
No. (laughs)
1485
01:02:30,415 --> 01:02:32,316
Okay. No, thank you.
1486
01:02:34,386 --> 01:02:36,420
(sighs):
Wow.
1487
01:02:36,454 --> 01:02:38,856
I'm telling you,
he is the real deal.
1488
01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:41,726
It is like a Bill Clinton
with impulse control.
1489
01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:43,761
Like a churchgoing
Bernie Sanders
1490
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:45,562
with better bone density.
1491
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,329
- He... Oh, here they are.
- JACK: Hello. Good morning.
1492
01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:48,732
Here they are.
1493
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:50,734
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next mayor of Deerlaken
1494
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,334
and his talented first daughter.
1495
01:02:52,368 --> 01:02:54,369
- Please join me.
- You are fired up, huh?
1496
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,538
I am fired...
Why wouldn't I be fired up?
1497
01:02:56,572 --> 01:03:00,743
I am working with the future
of the Democratic Party here.
1498
01:03:00,776 --> 01:03:03,845
Oh, your dad the other night
was transcendent.
1499
01:03:03,878 --> 01:03:05,680
He crushed it.
1500
01:03:05,713 --> 01:03:07,849
And because of that,
I'd like to show you
1501
01:03:07,882 --> 01:03:10,383
the fruits of your labor.
1502
01:03:10,417 --> 01:03:14,354
Because he was so good,
I was able to hire...
1503
01:03:14,387 --> 01:03:15,822
the "A" team.
1504
01:03:15,856 --> 01:03:17,758
- Mm-hmm.
- GARY: I'm just kidding.
1505
01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:19,425
They're not the "A" team.
1506
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:20,793
Not that you aren't great.
1507
01:03:20,826 --> 01:03:23,596
- But this...
- (keypad beeping)
1508
01:03:23,629 --> 01:03:24,864
is the real "A" team.
1509
01:03:24,897 --> 01:03:26,766
TINA: I get it,
but what are the numbers?
1510
01:03:26,799 --> 01:03:28,633
(Diana gasps)
1511
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,535
(quiet, indistinct chatter)
1512
01:03:32,403 --> 01:03:33,638
- You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling.
- Oh, my God.
1513
01:03:33,671 --> 01:03:35,305
- Yes. Hi.
- KURT: Hi.
1514
01:03:35,340 --> 01:03:36,807
- He gives us a window into the electorate.
- Hi. - Hey.
1515
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,575
- How are you?
- GARY: Best in the business.
1516
01:03:38,609 --> 01:03:40,344
When everyone was
predicting Hillary
1517
01:03:40,377 --> 01:03:43,080
in a landslide over Trump,
Kurt was the one guy
1518
01:03:43,113 --> 01:03:45,882
who had her
just barely beating him.
1519
01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:49,385
My models just picked up the
trend lines, so... (chuckles)
1520
01:03:49,418 --> 01:03:51,387
If the election had taken place
a month or two later...
1521
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:54,089
My numbers would've been
100% on the money.
1522
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:55,857
- Mm-hmm.
- DIANA: Wow.
1523
01:03:55,891 --> 01:03:57,526
Impressive.
1524
01:03:57,559 --> 01:03:58,693
Well...
1525
01:03:58,727 --> 01:04:00,462
Well, he was the least wrong.
1526
01:04:00,495 --> 01:04:02,096
Tina Kuryev, analytics.
1527
01:04:02,129 --> 01:04:03,731
She gives us a window
into the voters.
1528
01:04:03,764 --> 01:04:05,366
Good to meet you, sir.
1529
01:04:05,399 --> 01:04:07,868
Oh. I thought, uh,
polling did that.
1530
01:04:07,902 --> 01:04:10,603
- It does.
- Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel.
1531
01:04:10,637 --> 01:04:12,539
I tell you how they really feel.
1532
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,410
- People are liars.
- Here we go.
1533
01:04:17,443 --> 01:04:20,512
He can tell you how often
people say they go to church.
1534
01:04:20,546 --> 01:04:21,914
She can tell you
if they actually go.
1535
01:04:21,947 --> 01:04:24,116
I can tell you
if God is in their hearts.
1536
01:04:24,149 --> 01:04:25,617
- Oh, my God.
- Tina's in online analytics.
1537
01:04:25,651 --> 01:04:27,118
KURT:
Hey, can I just say...
1538
01:04:27,151 --> 01:04:29,620
we take deception into account,
too, okay? (chuckles)
1539
01:04:29,654 --> 01:04:31,689
Yeah, polling is
an art form, but,
1540
01:04:31,722 --> 01:04:33,958
you know, there's plenty
of science to back it up.
1541
01:04:33,991 --> 01:04:36,459
Says the guy
still calling landlines.
1542
01:04:36,493 --> 01:04:38,795
People tell computers
the truth, right?
1543
01:04:38,829 --> 01:04:40,897
Their desires, their prejudices.
1544
01:04:40,931 --> 01:04:42,833
Every search,
every transaction...
1545
01:04:42,866 --> 01:04:44,834
it's an unguarded
private moment.
1546
01:04:44,867 --> 01:04:48,137
So there's no, uh,
margin of error, you know?
1547
01:04:48,170 --> 01:04:50,906
The digital footprint
is your true self.
1548
01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:53,141
But, surely,
people are more complicated
1549
01:04:53,174 --> 01:04:55,443
than their online transactions.
1550
01:04:55,476 --> 01:04:57,478
Well, says the woman
with three cats
1551
01:04:57,512 --> 01:04:59,881
and an intense search history
of the herpes virus.
1552
01:05:06,019 --> 01:05:07,955
One of the cats...
1553
01:05:07,988 --> 01:05:09,856
Is this legal?
1554
01:05:09,889 --> 01:05:12,658
Law enforcement
or in the eyes of God?
1555
01:05:15,528 --> 01:05:17,963
NEWSWOMAN: With two weeks to go
until election day,
1556
01:05:17,996 --> 01:05:20,465
we have an update
on the Deerlaken mayoral race.
1557
01:05:20,498 --> 01:05:22,467
The race between
Colonel Jack Hastings
1558
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,770
and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun
is tightening.
1559
01:05:25,804 --> 01:05:27,705
Who here has been chosen
as 527s?
1560
01:05:27,738 --> 01:05:28,739
- Raise your hands, please.
- (murmuring)
1561
01:05:28,772 --> 01:05:31,742
One, two, three, four. Good.
1562
01:05:31,775 --> 01:05:33,744
You all run super PACs now.
1563
01:05:33,777 --> 01:05:37,914
You are no longer associated
with this campaign.
1564
01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:42,785
And as such, it is time to move
to your super PAC location,
1565
01:05:42,819 --> 01:05:45,954
which is all the way
at the back of the room,
1566
01:05:45,988 --> 01:05:49,958
far, far away from the activity
of the campaign.
1567
01:05:51,026 --> 01:05:52,693
Right now?
1568
01:05:52,727 --> 01:05:55,496
I am not at liberty to say.
1569
01:05:55,529 --> 01:05:58,866
The campaign cannot coordinate
with the super PAC.
1570
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:00,500
So...
1571
01:06:00,533 --> 01:06:02,636
(whispers):
After the meeting.
1572
01:06:02,669 --> 01:06:04,638
♪ You always won ♪
1573
01:06:04,671 --> 01:06:06,973
♪ Every time
you placed a bet... ♪
1574
01:06:10,476 --> 01:06:11,911
Get me that fucking sat truck!
1575
01:06:11,944 --> 01:06:14,747
Get it now! They're gonna
out-communicate us!
1576
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,515
Here, we have an unusual
cluster of single women.
1577
01:06:17,548 --> 01:06:18,683
They're all gonna get pamphlets
1578
01:06:18,716 --> 01:06:20,485
saying that the mayor
is gonna repeal
1579
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,020
the health care payment
for birth control.
1580
01:06:22,053 --> 01:06:23,454
JACK:
What's this?
1581
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:25,822
It's eight SMAWs.
1582
01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:27,925
Stay-at-home middle-aged women.
1583
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,494
- 29 to 54.
- DIANA: 29?
1584
01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:32,062
That's middle-aged?
1585
01:06:32,095 --> 01:06:34,230
Yes. Yes, it is.
1586
01:06:34,263 --> 01:06:35,932
KURT: You got to do it
on the adjective.
1587
01:06:35,965 --> 01:06:37,733
Safe streets.
It's not safe streets.
1588
01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:39,769
- Everybody wants safe streets!
- Safe... No, no, no.
1589
01:06:39,802 --> 01:06:40,803
Okay, that's coming off
a little angry.
1590
01:06:40,836 --> 01:06:43,538
GARY: Did you finish
those donor calls?
1591
01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:44,940
JACK:
Yeah, just about.
1592
01:06:44,973 --> 01:06:46,942
I just always had a notion
that farmers had a...
1593
01:06:46,975 --> 01:06:48,810
I'm sorry, are...
are you clicking your heels?
1594
01:06:48,843 --> 01:06:50,045
Are you Dorothy?
1595
01:06:50,078 --> 01:06:51,812
Is there no place like home?
1596
01:06:51,845 --> 01:06:54,048
♪ Turning on the charm ♪
1597
01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:57,017
- ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪
- ♪ Still the same... ♪
1598
01:06:57,051 --> 01:07:00,553
JACK: America's greatness
and God's grace...
1599
01:07:00,586 --> 01:07:03,923
I'd go to battle
for those two any day.
1600
01:07:03,957 --> 01:07:05,625
ANNOUNCER:
Paid for by Wisconsinites
1601
01:07:05,658 --> 01:07:06,993
for Religiously Based
Compassionate Empathy.
1602
01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:12,965
- (Jack sighs)
- Did you just sigh?
1603
01:07:12,998 --> 01:07:14,599
- Did he just sigh?
- Oh, I can't...
1604
01:07:14,633 --> 01:07:15,901
Don't even get me started
with sighing.
1605
01:07:15,934 --> 01:07:17,969
TINA:
Now, here, this cluster in blue
1606
01:07:18,002 --> 01:07:19,837
have children,
so they're gonna get
1607
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,073
pamphlets saying
"save our schools"
1608
01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:25,608
because it's 1950
and everybody loves pamphlets.
1609
01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:27,043
"Hi. My name is Jack.
I'm exasperated."
1610
01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:28,578
(takes exaggerated deep breath)
1611
01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:30,714
Why don't we move on
to the WoMAMs?
1612
01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:32,515
White middle-aged men.
1613
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:33,816
(laughter)
1614
01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:39,989
♪ I had nothing left to say ♪
1615
01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,990
♪ 'Cause you're
still the same ♪
1616
01:07:42,023 --> 01:07:43,725
♪ Still the same ♪
1617
01:07:43,758 --> 01:07:45,994
♪ Baby, baby, still the same ♪
1618
01:07:46,027 --> 01:07:47,562
GARY:
What's this?
1619
01:07:47,595 --> 01:07:48,830
KURT:
Walt.
1620
01:07:48,863 --> 01:07:50,098
♪ You're still the same... ♪
1621
01:07:50,131 --> 01:07:51,865
Is that an acronym?
1622
01:07:51,898 --> 01:07:54,501
No, it is not.
1623
01:07:56,036 --> 01:08:00,673
Can I still bring baked goods
to the super PAC location?
1624
01:08:01,841 --> 01:08:03,809
(indistinct whispering)
1625
01:08:07,979 --> 01:08:09,514
No.
1626
01:08:10,648 --> 01:08:12,817
(dramatic, cinematic music
playing)
1627
01:08:26,796 --> 01:08:30,700
I'm Colonel Jack Hastings,
and I approve this message.
1628
01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:32,168
ANNOUNCER:
You want to come to Deerlaken,
1629
01:08:32,201 --> 01:08:34,002
you'll have to go through him.
1630
01:08:34,036 --> 01:08:36,705
(echoing boom)
1631
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:39,007
Paid for by Powerful
Progressives for Strength.
1632
01:08:39,041 --> 01:08:41,009
(mouthing)
1633
01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:44,078
- Thank you so much, sir.
- You're welcome.
1634
01:08:44,111 --> 01:08:45,713
Thank you so much
for your support.
1635
01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:47,615
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1636
01:08:49,850 --> 01:08:52,886
How the hell did she get the
bayou billionaires involved?
1637
01:08:52,919 --> 01:08:54,355
You okay?
Do you need some help?
1638
01:08:54,388 --> 01:08:56,089
- Just fine.
- You're good? Okay, thank you.
1639
01:08:56,122 --> 01:08:57,857
She must have promised
that they could have
1640
01:08:57,891 --> 01:08:59,725
the town smelted
after the election.
1641
01:09:04,763 --> 01:09:06,632
I'm just very impressed
with all this.
1642
01:09:06,665 --> 01:09:08,933
- You... you do the polling.
- KURT: Uh-huh. In fact...
1643
01:09:08,966 --> 01:09:09,934
(heavy, metallic thumping)
1644
01:09:09,967 --> 01:09:11,736
GARY:
There it is.
1645
01:09:11,769 --> 01:09:12,804
What is that?
1646
01:09:12,837 --> 01:09:14,705
No, who is that?
Elton Chambers.
1647
01:09:14,739 --> 01:09:16,807
The Rocket Man?
1648
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,675
The billionaire Rocket Man, yes.
1649
01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:20,811
Jesus Chr...
I thought he was dead.
1650
01:09:20,844 --> 01:09:22,746
- Well, he is dead.
- GARY: No, no, no.
1651
01:09:22,779 --> 01:09:24,847
A series of micro-strokes.
It's all good.
1652
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,949
(slow, heavy thumping)
1653
01:09:30,086 --> 01:09:31,954
(door creaks open)
1654
01:09:31,987 --> 01:09:34,956
- (mechanical whirring)
- (heavy, metallic footsteps)
1655
01:09:43,097 --> 01:09:46,867
Sir Elton, thank you
so, so much for coming.
1656
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:49,936
Everyone, this is
the great Sir Elton.
1657
01:09:51,438 --> 01:09:53,773
Let's get through
the pleasantries.
1658
01:09:53,806 --> 01:09:56,642
This is Jack Hastings
and his daughter Diana.
1659
01:09:56,676 --> 01:10:00,645
ELTON (robotic, melodic voice):
Hello to you.
1660
01:10:00,679 --> 01:10:02,981
GARY: All right, well,
let's get right to it, then.
1661
01:10:03,014 --> 01:10:08,152
ELTON (tune of "Hava Nagila"):
Tell me, what is your position
1662
01:10:08,185 --> 01:10:11,755
concerning the settlement
1663
01:10:11,789 --> 01:10:16,893
of Kevyat Sharim?
1664
01:10:18,228 --> 01:10:20,230
Uh...
1665
01:10:20,263 --> 01:10:21,965
I'm not sure I...
1666
01:10:21,998 --> 01:10:23,066
Israel.
1667
01:10:23,099 --> 01:10:26,135
Jack believes
that sovereign nations
1668
01:10:26,168 --> 01:10:27,836
are entitled to self-defense.
1669
01:10:27,870 --> 01:10:29,004
ELTON:
Strongly?
1670
01:10:29,037 --> 01:10:30,239
Strongly believes, yes.
1671
01:10:31,273 --> 01:10:33,708
(mechanical whirring)
1672
01:10:33,741 --> 01:10:35,910
(Elton gasps, stammers)
1673
01:10:37,278 --> 01:10:39,080
(normal voice):
An election is a moral horror,
1674
01:10:39,113 --> 01:10:41,748
as bad as a battle
but without the blood.
1675
01:10:41,781 --> 01:10:43,984
That's George Bernard Shaw.
1676
01:10:45,486 --> 01:10:46,987
(robotic, melodic voice):
Get the car.
1677
01:10:47,020 --> 01:10:48,188
(whispers):
I think that went well.
1678
01:10:48,221 --> 01:10:49,989
KURT:
Seemed like a really nice guy.
1679
01:10:50,022 --> 01:10:51,757
Actually looked
pretty good, right?
1680
01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:52,958
- Yeah.
- Surprisingly robust.
1681
01:10:52,992 --> 01:10:54,994
Elton Chambers is in.
1682
01:10:55,027 --> 01:10:57,129
- Oh.
- TINA: Ah. All right.
1683
01:10:57,163 --> 01:10:58,796
Making it rain.
1684
01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:01,666
He actually has a machine
that makes it rain.
1685
01:11:11,742 --> 01:11:14,710
GARY: This margin of error
is really shrinking.
1686
01:11:14,744 --> 01:11:15,845
Excuse me. Gary...
1687
01:11:15,878 --> 01:11:16,979
- Mr. Zimmer.
- Mm-mm.
1688
01:11:17,013 --> 01:11:19,316
- Becca, super PAC.
- Uh...
1689
01:11:19,349 --> 01:11:21,784
Okay.
1690
01:11:21,817 --> 01:11:23,718
- Uh, big guy?
- GARY: Hmm?
1691
01:11:23,752 --> 01:11:25,787
We got a problem.
1692
01:11:34,795 --> 01:11:36,130
(keypad beeps)
1693
01:11:36,163 --> 01:11:38,098
Hey, everybody.
1694
01:11:38,132 --> 01:11:40,066
Hard at work, I see.
That's good.
1695
01:11:40,099 --> 01:11:42,268
That's good.
I had a couple of questions.
1696
01:11:42,303 --> 01:11:44,070
The first is: What the fuck?!
1697
01:11:44,103 --> 01:11:46,206
What tactical genius in here
1698
01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:48,508
thought it might be a good idea
to carpet-bomb
1699
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:51,277
a particular neighborhood
in this town
1700
01:11:51,311 --> 01:11:55,080
with flyers suggesting
that Colonel Jack Hastings
1701
01:11:55,113 --> 01:11:56,847
- would make sure...
- (sighs): Fuck.
1702
01:11:56,881 --> 01:12:00,251
...that contraception
is paid for by the government?
1703
01:12:04,055 --> 01:12:05,789
Uh, I did.
1704
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,024
- KURT (shuddering): Oh.
- TINA: The data showed an
1705
01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:10,093
unusually concentrated grouping
of single women in the area
1706
01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:12,162
who are deeply interested
in reproductive rights.
1707
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:13,331
And you know why that is?
1708
01:12:13,364 --> 01:12:14,964
(chuckling):
Well, "why" is not really...
1709
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,899
Because this "concentrated
grouping of single women,"
1710
01:12:16,932 --> 01:12:18,934
as you put it, is a convent.
1711
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,837
They are nuns.
1712
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:24,906
Which is how many of them are
going to end up voting for us.
1713
01:12:24,939 --> 01:12:27,175
"Nuns" of them. Zero.
1714
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,311
- (laughs)
- It's not funny.
1715
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,745
I'm not laughing.
1716
01:12:33,947 --> 01:12:36,083
(sighs) Fuck.
1717
01:12:36,116 --> 01:12:38,919
Well, I think we can
appreciate the humor
1718
01:12:38,952 --> 01:12:41,220
in this very honest mistake.
1719
01:12:41,254 --> 01:12:43,122
And the fact that the nuns
1720
01:12:43,155 --> 01:12:44,790
are generously turning
the other cheek
1721
01:12:44,824 --> 01:12:45,992
makes it a nonstory, but...
1722
01:12:46,025 --> 01:12:47,327
FAITH:
Brooke, Brooke, if I may.
1723
01:12:47,361 --> 01:12:49,362
Uh, this is really just
another perfect example
1724
01:12:49,395 --> 01:12:52,797
of the D.C. elite coming into
a place they don't understand
1725
01:12:52,831 --> 01:12:54,267
and trying to dictate
how we should live.
1726
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:56,867
The Democrat Party can't win.
They're getting desperate.
1727
01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,936
They don't know us,
they don't want to know us,
1728
01:12:58,969 --> 01:13:00,971
- and they look down on our values.
- GARY: No, no.
1729
01:13:01,005 --> 01:13:02,873
That's "we." You're D.C. elite.
1730
01:13:02,906 --> 01:13:04,276
Oh, no, actually, I'm from here.
1731
01:13:04,309 --> 01:13:05,942
BROOKE:
Faith, I didn't know that.
1732
01:13:05,975 --> 01:13:08,011
- You're from Wisconsin?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1733
01:13:08,044 --> 01:13:09,879
Well, no, "Deer-lake-en."
I'm from "Deer-lake-en."
1734
01:13:09,912 --> 01:13:11,382
- What? Whoa.
- BROOKE: Oh. Wow.
1735
01:13:11,415 --> 01:13:13,815
So this campaign has been
a bit of a homecoming.
1736
01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:15,285
- It really is, Brooke. Thank you.
- No, no.
1737
01:13:15,318 --> 01:13:17,219
No, no, that's a lie.
That's a lie.
1738
01:13:17,252 --> 01:13:18,887
- No, it's...
- You're lying.
1739
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,988
- It's-it's the truth.
- She's ly... That's...
1740
01:13:20,022 --> 01:13:21,591
- I'm from here.
- No, that... What are you even doing?
1741
01:13:21,624 --> 01:13:22,624
- (laughing): Okay.
- I-I am from here.
1742
01:13:22,658 --> 01:13:23,625
- You're not from here!
- Well, as always, a great
1743
01:13:23,659 --> 01:13:24,792
- and spirited discussion.
- Thank you so much.
1744
01:13:24,825 --> 01:13:27,194
- No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying.
- Thank you both.
1745
01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:28,330
- Unfortunately, we have to leave it there.
- She' a li...
1746
01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:31,164
Coming up, we'll look at more
of this year's hot races
1747
01:13:31,197 --> 01:13:34,034
and how those will affect races
four years from now.
1748
01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:36,102
Why do you even lie
about something like that?
1749
01:13:36,136 --> 01:13:39,406
(sighs) Honestly, I, uh...
I don't even know.
1750
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,240
(mocking):
"I... I don't even know."
1751
01:13:41,274 --> 01:13:43,108
Wh-What do you mean,
you don't know?
1752
01:13:43,142 --> 01:13:46,178
You can't just lie
about something like that.
1753
01:13:46,211 --> 01:13:48,314
You just walk away?
1754
01:13:48,347 --> 01:13:51,949
You just told America that
you're from "Deer-lake-en"?
1755
01:13:51,983 --> 01:13:54,420
That's not even
how you pronounce it!
1756
01:13:54,453 --> 01:13:57,888
"Deer-lake-en," my ass.
1757
01:13:57,921 --> 01:13:59,990
Oh, my God.
1758
01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:02,393
She's a fucking genius!
1759
01:14:02,427 --> 01:14:04,226
Oh!
1760
01:14:04,261 --> 01:14:06,430
Oh, my God, I hate her so much.
1761
01:14:06,463 --> 01:14:08,164
I hate her. I hate her.
1762
01:14:08,197 --> 01:14:10,933
She said it,
and now it's the truth.
1763
01:14:10,966 --> 01:14:13,935
(sighing):
Fuck me.
1764
01:14:13,968 --> 01:14:15,271
- (indistinct chatter)
- (music playing)
1765
01:14:15,304 --> 01:14:16,938
WAITRESS:
Another round, guys?
1766
01:14:16,971 --> 01:14:18,274
Okay.
1767
01:14:20,108 --> 01:14:22,310
FAITH: Goddamn it.
You're killing me.
1768
01:14:22,344 --> 01:14:23,944
KURT:
That's good. Yeah.
1769
01:14:23,977 --> 01:14:26,180
(indistinct chatter continues)
1770
01:14:26,213 --> 01:14:27,915
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
1771
01:14:27,948 --> 01:14:29,049
GARY:
Hey, Mikes!
1772
01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,117
How you doing, guys?
1773
01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:35,289
Hello, everybody.
1774
01:14:35,322 --> 01:14:37,358
- KURT: Hey, big guy.
- DIANA: Hey, Gary. Um...
1775
01:14:37,391 --> 01:14:39,958
- Burger and a Bud.
- Oh, thank you very much.
1776
01:14:39,991 --> 01:14:41,960
You know, that looks great.
Uh, can I have one of those?
1777
01:14:41,993 --> 01:14:43,228
No.
1778
01:14:43,262 --> 01:14:45,365
GARY: What you guys doing?
Looking at some ads?
1779
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,198
DIANA: Yeah, they're just
taking me through it.
1780
01:14:47,231 --> 01:14:49,133
Bio. Very nice.
1781
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:51,235
Education. That's important.
1782
01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:53,904
Hey, are we sure that we want
to be doing this here
1783
01:14:53,938 --> 01:14:55,972
and not in Faith's room
or the mayor's office?
1784
01:14:56,005 --> 01:14:59,075
Because right now I'm not sure
that our opposition knows
1785
01:14:59,109 --> 01:15:00,977
exactly what we're about to do.
1786
01:15:01,010 --> 01:15:02,680
And that seems unfair.
No, no, no, no, no.
1787
01:15:02,713 --> 01:15:04,246
Don't put 'em away
on my account.
1788
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,483
Why don't we got one of
those overhead projectors
1789
01:15:06,516 --> 01:15:07,817
- that you have at a bowling alley?
- Stop.
1790
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,985
- Kurt, you don't have to leave.
- So everybody here can see it.
1791
01:15:10,018 --> 01:15:11,019
Wouldn't that be good?
1792
01:15:11,053 --> 01:15:12,220
Kurt, come on.
1793
01:15:14,088 --> 01:15:15,189
Mmm!
1794
01:15:15,223 --> 01:15:16,924
Why do you talk
to them like that?
1795
01:15:16,958 --> 01:15:17,992
Like what?
1796
01:15:18,025 --> 01:15:19,160
Like that.
Like they're idiots.
1797
01:15:19,193 --> 01:15:21,027
(inhales sharply)
Well...
1798
01:15:21,061 --> 01:15:22,095
(chuckles)
1799
01:15:22,129 --> 01:15:24,131
Listen.
1800
01:15:24,164 --> 01:15:25,366
(sighs)
1801
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,301
I saw some polls.
1802
01:15:27,335 --> 01:15:29,069
If we don't
figure this out soon,
1803
01:15:29,102 --> 01:15:30,504
there's no way
we're gonna beat her.
1804
01:15:30,537 --> 01:15:33,273
- Our demographics are so...
- "Her"?
1805
01:15:33,306 --> 01:15:36,276
- Who?
- Her.
1806
01:15:36,309 --> 01:15:38,943
DIANA: I mean, you said,
if we don't figure it out soon,
1807
01:15:38,977 --> 01:15:40,446
we're not gonna be able
to beat her.
1808
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:42,415
We're not gonna beat
her candidate, Braun.
1809
01:15:42,448 --> 01:15:44,082
Mayor Braun.
1810
01:15:44,115 --> 01:15:46,284
Herr... Herr Braun.
1811
01:15:46,317 --> 01:15:47,985
Herr, her. Same thing.
1812
01:15:48,018 --> 01:15:49,254
DIANA:
Mm-hmm.
1813
01:15:49,287 --> 01:15:52,022
Look, Gary, I don't, um,
really understand
1814
01:15:52,055 --> 01:15:53,458
how you guys do things in D.C.,
1815
01:15:53,491 --> 01:15:55,259
but if you're gonna work
for my father,
1816
01:15:55,292 --> 01:15:56,560
you need to treat people
with respect.
1817
01:15:56,593 --> 01:15:58,429
- With. With.
- What?
1818
01:15:58,462 --> 01:16:00,297
Work with your father, not for.
1819
01:16:00,330 --> 01:16:03,131
You said "for."
It's a semantic thing, but...
1820
01:16:03,165 --> 01:16:06,067
it's... you know,
it's an important distinction.
1821
01:16:10,138 --> 01:16:12,340
Just so you know,
1822
01:16:12,374 --> 01:16:14,443
they don't actually serve
hamburgers and Budweiser here,
1823
01:16:14,476 --> 01:16:16,445
'cause it's a hofbrau house,
so they would serve
1824
01:16:16,478 --> 01:16:18,145
German food and German beers.
1825
01:16:18,179 --> 01:16:19,481
They've been patronizing you.
1826
01:16:25,786 --> 01:16:29,255
Just so you know, I don't even
like hamburgers or Budweiser,
1827
01:16:29,289 --> 01:16:30,757
so I've been patronizing them...
1828
01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:32,325
- the whole time.
- Okay. Ah.
1829
01:16:32,358 --> 01:16:33,560
Did a little switcheroo.
1830
01:16:33,593 --> 01:16:36,463
Oh, and just so you know,
congratulations.
1831
01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:38,963
Our campaign made the paper.
1832
01:16:41,266 --> 01:16:42,434
(sighs):
Oh, God.
1833
01:16:45,603 --> 01:16:48,171
(takes deep breath)
1834
01:16:49,574 --> 01:16:51,609
She's so pretty.
1835
01:16:51,642 --> 01:16:54,311
I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts.
1836
01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,217
Is he still looking?
(laughs)
1837
01:17:01,251 --> 01:17:02,519
NEWSWOMAN:
Now, Colonel Jack Hastings.
1838
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:04,286
- NEWSMAN: Mm-hmm. Absolutely.
- Military man.
1839
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,221
- From the heartland.
- Yep.
1840
01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:07,523
- No greater place in America.
- (chuckling)
1841
01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:09,157
- No, no.
- Am I right?
1842
01:17:09,190 --> 01:17:12,260
- Nope.
- He is now part of the loony left.
1843
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:15,128
No, not just the loony left.
He's not just a Democrat.
1844
01:17:15,162 --> 01:17:16,631
- No.
- He has joined the...
1845
01:17:16,664 --> 01:17:18,566
- Squad.
- Socialism. - Mm-hmm.
1846
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,234
Socialism. Hmm.
1847
01:17:20,267 --> 01:17:22,302
Do you think
it hurts our military
1848
01:17:22,336 --> 01:17:25,606
to have one of their own
throw in with the Democrats?
1849
01:17:27,274 --> 01:17:30,376
I know that if I had served,
1850
01:17:30,409 --> 01:17:32,445
I wouldn't like it.
1851
01:17:32,478 --> 01:17:35,448
Mm. Yeah.
1852
01:17:35,481 --> 01:17:39,183
FAITH (from other room):
Wow, that was a harsh segment.
1853
01:17:39,216 --> 01:17:41,185
- Cutting but fair.
- (sighs)
1854
01:17:41,218 --> 01:17:44,154
It's like I wrote it myself
last night and sent it to them
1855
01:17:44,188 --> 01:17:47,056
and they read it verbatim
like a scene.
1856
01:17:47,090 --> 01:17:49,158
Go to bed.
1857
01:17:49,192 --> 01:17:50,327
GARY:
What is this?
1858
01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:51,395
What am I looking at?
1859
01:17:51,428 --> 01:17:52,830
KURT:
Those are the...
1860
01:17:52,863 --> 01:17:54,597
Why are we being outspent
three-to-one?
1861
01:17:54,631 --> 01:17:56,266
And how do white women
not realize
1862
01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:57,534
they're backing the wrong horse?
1863
01:17:57,567 --> 01:17:59,101
These numbers aren't solidified.
1864
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,537
Yeah, well, you got to
make it happen,
1865
01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:03,572
or you got to find me
some more fucking Hispanics.
1866
01:18:03,605 --> 01:18:05,541
Where are my fucking Hispanics?!
1867
01:18:05,574 --> 01:18:09,478
- I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt!
- (snapping)
1868
01:18:16,551 --> 01:18:18,553
Hey, everybody.
1869
01:18:18,586 --> 01:18:20,287
Listen.
1870
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:22,154
I am profoundly disappointed
1871
01:18:22,187 --> 01:18:24,691
in the comments
that I just made.
1872
01:18:24,724 --> 01:18:28,294
My words and/or actions
1873
01:18:28,327 --> 01:18:31,564
do not represent
who I am as a person and...
1874
01:18:31,597 --> 01:18:33,666
- Teachable moment.
- It is a teachable moment.
1875
01:18:33,699 --> 01:18:37,134
It's something I think
we can all learn from.
1876
01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,336
And in that way, I feel like
1877
01:18:38,369 --> 01:18:39,504
- I have given you a gift.
- (phone ringing)
1878
01:18:39,537 --> 01:18:41,873
- (quietly): You have my heart.
- And from this moment on,
1879
01:18:41,906 --> 01:18:43,441
I vow to make this office
1880
01:18:43,474 --> 01:18:47,611
a color- and gender-neutral
work environment.
1881
01:18:47,644 --> 01:18:49,880
- (phone continues ringing)
- That is my...
1882
01:18:49,913 --> 01:18:52,282
- Are you gonna get that?
- (phone clicks, ringing stops)
1883
01:18:52,316 --> 01:18:54,417
Ringing off the fucking hook.
1884
01:18:54,450 --> 01:18:56,151
TINA (over phone):
A hundred percent.
1885
01:18:56,184 --> 01:18:57,453
GARY:
What do you mean, you're sure?
1886
01:18:57,486 --> 01:18:59,187
TINA:
I'm sure.
1887
01:18:59,220 --> 01:19:01,189
GARY: You're sure,
or you're just pretty sure?
1888
01:19:01,223 --> 01:19:02,591
- TINA: 100% sure.
- GARY: Okay.
1889
01:19:02,624 --> 01:19:06,160
Okay, Tina. Better not be
another nun situation.
1890
01:19:06,193 --> 01:19:07,629
TINA:
It's not.
1891
01:19:07,662 --> 01:19:09,564
GARY:
Hey. Is your dad here?
1892
01:19:09,598 --> 01:19:11,231
Yeah. Dad!
1893
01:19:11,265 --> 01:19:13,601
- JACK: Yeah?
- Come on in, Colonel.
1894
01:19:17,304 --> 01:19:20,506
So, um, we can't win.
1895
01:19:23,242 --> 01:19:27,479
The people in this town
are pretty set in their ways.
1896
01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:29,348
And we lost the eight nuns.
1897
01:19:29,381 --> 01:19:30,515
That wasn't good.
1898
01:19:30,549 --> 01:19:33,619
So, we can't win.
1899
01:19:35,287 --> 01:19:39,357
Uh... y-you know,
we appreciate all you done.
1900
01:19:39,390 --> 01:19:42,493
I mean, the campaign and, uh...
1901
01:19:42,526 --> 01:19:45,662
I'm just sorry
we let you down, but...
1902
01:19:45,695 --> 01:19:49,366
well, all I can say
is thank you.
1903
01:19:49,399 --> 01:19:51,635
Really, Gary,
thank you for everything.
1904
01:19:51,668 --> 01:19:53,235
It was a hell of a ride.
1905
01:19:53,268 --> 01:19:56,238
- (both laughing)
- GARY: Are you shitting me?
1906
01:19:56,271 --> 01:19:58,474
All I have to say is
we can't win,
1907
01:19:58,507 --> 01:20:00,676
and you're-you're through,
you're out.
1908
01:20:00,709 --> 01:20:02,543
- You said we can't win.
- Unless.
1909
01:20:02,577 --> 01:20:04,646
We can't win unless...
1910
01:20:04,679 --> 01:20:06,381
You didn't let me finish.
1911
01:20:06,414 --> 01:20:09,950
We can't win unless
it turns out that this town
1912
01:20:09,983 --> 01:20:12,552
isn't the Mayberry
everybody thinks it is.
1913
01:20:12,586 --> 01:20:14,388
I just got a little piece
of intel
1914
01:20:14,421 --> 01:20:15,789
that's kind of intriguing.
1915
01:20:15,822 --> 01:20:20,426
So, the mayor's brother Ziggy,
he had an Oxy problem.
1916
01:20:20,459 --> 01:20:23,562
Well, he was a roofer
and got hurt on the job.
1917
01:20:23,596 --> 01:20:25,398
Yes, well,
what you might not know
1918
01:20:25,431 --> 01:20:28,500
is that the mayor
pulled some strings,
1919
01:20:28,533 --> 01:20:31,469
kept him out of jail,
got him into rehab.
1920
01:20:31,503 --> 01:20:33,338
That is abuse of power,
nepotism.
1921
01:20:33,371 --> 01:20:35,606
- Probably some clerical shit in there.
- (laughs): Come on.
1922
01:20:35,639 --> 01:20:37,374
Gary.
1923
01:20:37,408 --> 01:20:39,243
But we're the good guys, right?
1924
01:20:39,276 --> 01:20:41,445
Yeah, we're the good guys.
1925
01:20:41,478 --> 01:20:43,680
When they go low...
1926
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,515
We go high.
1927
01:20:45,548 --> 01:20:48,284
Unless we also need to go low,
apparently. (chuckles)
1928
01:20:48,317 --> 01:20:50,987
Only to keep those who
would go lower out of power.
1929
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:53,488
So, when they go low,
we go higher,
1930
01:20:53,522 --> 01:20:55,590
incrementally, in relation
to how low they went.
1931
01:20:55,624 --> 01:20:57,659
Regrettably, yes.
1932
01:20:57,693 --> 01:21:00,262
When they go low,
we go almost as low,
1933
01:21:00,295 --> 01:21:01,662
but we feel worse doing it.
1934
01:21:01,696 --> 01:21:03,497
You think they thought twice
about making your dad
1935
01:21:03,531 --> 01:21:05,733
look like a PTS nutcase?
1936
01:21:05,766 --> 01:21:07,435
And I'm going low because
1937
01:21:07,468 --> 01:21:09,269
I'm gonna tell the truth
about the mayor?
1938
01:21:09,302 --> 01:21:11,304
His brother's fragile, Gary.
1939
01:21:11,337 --> 01:21:12,572
This town is fragile.
1940
01:21:12,605 --> 01:21:14,774
The whole area is fragile.
Our democracy.
1941
01:21:14,808 --> 01:21:17,676
(scoffs) Stop.
We're not doing it.
1942
01:21:17,710 --> 01:21:20,312
Okay?
People are gonna get hurt.
1943
01:21:20,345 --> 01:21:21,847
I'm sorry... I really am...
1944
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:25,317
but sometimes good people
have to do shitty things
1945
01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:27,485
in service of the greater good.
1946
01:21:27,518 --> 01:21:29,353
Isn't that right, Colonel?
1947
01:21:35,659 --> 01:21:37,627
- (door opens)
- DIANA: Hey.
1948
01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:42,466
Hey.
1949
01:21:42,499 --> 01:21:44,333
Yeah?
1950
01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,402
- Gary, stop.
- (Gary sighs)
1951
01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:49,605
(scoffs):
What?
1952
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:52,273
Is this politics?
1953
01:21:52,307 --> 01:21:54,476
It's not politics anymore,
Diana.
1954
01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:56,478
It's... it's math.
1955
01:21:56,511 --> 01:21:57,746
That's what an election is.
1956
01:21:57,779 --> 01:21:59,347
It's just math.
1957
01:21:59,380 --> 01:22:01,749
We need what they get plus one.
1958
01:22:01,782 --> 01:22:03,617
That's all.
1959
01:22:03,650 --> 01:22:05,552
And if I can't get that
1960
01:22:05,586 --> 01:22:07,654
by getting more people
to vote for your dad,
1961
01:22:07,688 --> 01:22:11,491
then I have to get fewer people
to vote for Braun.
1962
01:22:11,524 --> 01:22:12,792
(Gary sighing softly)
1963
01:22:16,829 --> 01:22:18,864
♪ ♪
1964
01:22:23,869 --> 01:22:27,571
(vehicle unlocks, door opens)
1965
01:22:27,605 --> 01:22:29,807
- (door closes)
- (knocking)
1966
01:22:31,542 --> 01:22:33,511
(footsteps approaching)
1967
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,882
(sighs) Hi.
1968
01:22:40,483 --> 01:22:42,785
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
1969
01:22:42,818 --> 01:22:44,620
I'm so sorry.
1970
01:22:47,623 --> 01:22:50,659
I... I'm pulling the plug.
1971
01:22:50,692 --> 01:22:53,327
- Hey, hey.
- I mean, we have the money we need.
1972
01:22:53,361 --> 01:22:54,862
We have more than we would need.
1973
01:22:54,896 --> 01:22:57,865
And this would...
destroy your brother.
1974
01:22:59,366 --> 01:23:02,502
- And I'm just so sorry.
- Hey.
1975
01:23:03,737 --> 01:23:06,873
You have nothing
to be sorry for.
1976
01:23:07,940 --> 01:23:10,776
You saved us, Diana.
1977
01:23:10,810 --> 01:23:13,679
- Mm-hmm.
- This place was done.
1978
01:23:13,712 --> 01:23:17,348
Just another town in the middle
of nowhere, going nowhere.
1979
01:23:17,382 --> 01:23:21,486
And everyone agreed...
yours was the best idea we had.
1980
01:23:21,519 --> 01:23:24,355
Unless you want to go back
to the two Mikes' idea of...
1981
01:23:24,389 --> 01:23:26,590
(chuckling):
ostrich meat farms.
1982
01:23:27,825 --> 01:23:30,527
Diana, you moving back here,
1983
01:23:30,561 --> 01:23:32,496
caring so much...
1984
01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:34,831
I mean, this whole thing...
1985
01:23:34,864 --> 01:23:36,532
(Braun sighs)
1986
01:23:36,566 --> 01:23:40,837
Well, I just know
how proud of you your dad is
1987
01:23:40,870 --> 01:23:43,371
and how proud your mom would be.
1988
01:23:45,407 --> 01:23:49,711
And how grateful
every single one of us are
1989
01:23:49,744 --> 01:23:52,613
for what you've done
and everything you've given.
1990
01:23:54,448 --> 01:23:56,450
It's working.
1991
01:24:01,554 --> 01:24:03,556
(sighs):
Okay.
1992
01:24:07,693 --> 01:24:09,828
What do we do about Gary?
1993
01:24:10,863 --> 01:24:13,932
Whatever Gary thinks he's got,
1994
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,534
why don't we just give him
something better?
1995
01:24:18,703 --> 01:24:20,972
♪ ♪
1996
01:24:23,941 --> 01:24:25,675
(sighs)
1997
01:24:25,709 --> 01:24:27,711
(footsteps in hallway)
1998
01:24:40,556 --> 01:24:41,856
Hmm.
1999
01:24:41,890 --> 01:24:43,157
GARY:
No, forget the rehab thing.
2000
01:24:43,192 --> 01:24:45,927
This is bigger. Obviously, you
can't use my name, so just...
2001
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,197
"Senior official
with inside knowledge
2002
01:24:48,230 --> 01:24:49,763
of campaign strategy."
2003
01:24:49,796 --> 01:24:51,498
Yes, you are welcome.
2004
01:24:51,531 --> 01:24:52,666
KURT:
Tell me they're running it.
2005
01:24:52,699 --> 01:24:54,034
- They are running it.
- Oh, yeah, baby!
2006
01:24:54,067 --> 01:24:55,969
- Shit's gonna hit the fan.
- Oh, it feels good.
2007
01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,971
Now, the word of the day
is "disappointed."
2008
01:24:58,005 --> 01:25:00,640
We are not mad at the mayor.
We are not shocked.
2009
01:25:00,673 --> 01:25:02,642
- We're just disappointed.
- Yeah, I am disappointed.
2010
01:25:02,675 --> 01:25:04,577
- I'm disappointed, too.
- I mean, it's disappointing.
2011
01:25:04,610 --> 01:25:06,679
- It is. You know what, he's the mayor.
- He betrayed us.
2012
01:25:06,712 --> 01:25:08,446
GARY: He betrayed us,
and it's disappointing.
2013
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,848
- KURT: I'm hurt.
- But I'm not mad.
2014
01:25:09,881 --> 01:25:11,917
- KURT: No, I'm just disappointed.
- Me, too.
2015
01:25:11,950 --> 01:25:13,585
Tonight, we have this picture
2016
01:25:13,618 --> 01:25:14,953
of the alleged
ten-year-old love child
2017
01:25:14,986 --> 01:25:17,521
of the Wisconsin mayor
and the girl's mother.
2018
01:25:17,554 --> 01:25:19,823
We've obscured the child's face
to protect her identity
2019
01:25:19,857 --> 01:25:21,025
but left enough clues
2020
01:25:21,058 --> 01:25:23,527
so that you can probably
figure it out.
2021
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,528
NEWSWOMAN: To discuss this
important, late-breaking story,
2022
01:25:25,561 --> 01:25:27,463
we go to our panel
with a feature
2023
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:31,601
you'll only see here on CNN:
the Duodecabox.
2024
01:25:31,634 --> 01:25:34,670
What do you think,
Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl,
2025
01:25:34,703 --> 01:25:36,838
Barbara and... let's say Craig?
2026
01:25:36,872 --> 01:25:38,907
(all talking at once)
2027
01:25:41,876 --> 01:25:43,844
(Faith grunts angrily)
2028
01:25:46,814 --> 01:25:48,683
Kaylee?
2029
01:25:48,716 --> 01:25:49,950
- Kaylee.
- Y-Yeah.
2030
01:25:49,983 --> 01:25:51,818
- Can you clean this up, please?
- Oh, sure.
2031
01:25:51,851 --> 01:25:53,987
It was an accident
with the sandwich. Thank you.
2032
01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,558
♪ ♪
2033
01:26:07,565 --> 01:26:09,534
(indistinct chatter)
2034
01:26:18,075 --> 01:26:19,743
Hey, man.
2035
01:26:19,776 --> 01:26:21,745
Can I talk to you
about white power?
2036
01:26:21,778 --> 01:26:23,746
(indistinct chatter)
2037
01:26:24,914 --> 01:26:26,582
MAN:
Yeah, guns save lives.
2038
01:26:26,615 --> 01:26:27,883
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
2039
01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,560
It has been
a hard-fought campaign,
2040
01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:40,694
but now it's in the hands
of the voters.
2041
01:26:40,728 --> 01:26:42,930
And excuse me... there's
the Colonel right there.
2042
01:26:42,963 --> 01:26:44,131
- (Jack chuckling)
- Colonel, come on in.
2043
01:26:44,164 --> 01:26:45,599
- Diana.
- Hi. - Hi. Good morning.
2044
01:26:45,632 --> 01:26:46,667
Did you get some rest?
2045
01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:48,002
Yeah, we got a little bit.
2046
01:26:48,035 --> 01:26:49,736
- Excuse us, folks.
- Good morning. Good morning.
2047
01:26:49,769 --> 01:26:51,871
- Excuse us. Excuse us.
- (reporters clamoring)
2048
01:26:51,904 --> 01:26:53,307
BRAUN:
There he is.
2049
01:26:53,340 --> 01:26:54,841
- Billy. Hey.
- Colonel, good to see you, sir.
2050
01:26:54,874 --> 01:26:56,576
- How are you? How are you?
- Good to see you.
2051
01:26:56,609 --> 01:26:57,676
How about a picture?
2052
01:26:57,709 --> 01:26:59,011
- All righty.
- (chuckles)
2053
01:26:59,044 --> 01:27:00,545
FAITH:
Come on. Come on.
2054
01:27:00,579 --> 01:27:01,747
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Thank you.
2055
01:27:01,780 --> 01:27:03,648
Oh, make sure you get
this guy's I.D.
2056
01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:04,983
- (laughter)
- FAITH: Okay.
2057
01:27:05,017 --> 01:27:06,751
Billy, we're just talking
to Fox. Just Fox.
2058
01:27:06,784 --> 01:27:09,553
- JACK: Hello. Good morning.
- Good morning, Jack.
2059
01:27:09,587 --> 01:27:11,622
- Sign right there.
- Yeah. All right.
2060
01:27:11,655 --> 01:27:12,957
Your dad is really something.
2061
01:27:12,990 --> 01:27:14,624
- (chuckling): Yeah.
- He's done a great job.
2062
01:27:14,657 --> 01:27:15,859
- Yeah, yeah.
- JACK: Go over here?
2063
01:27:15,892 --> 01:27:17,627
So have you.
Thank you for everything.
2064
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:18,795
- It's been...
- My pleasure.
2065
01:27:18,828 --> 01:27:20,063
- So...
- I was thinking, maybe later,
2066
01:27:20,096 --> 01:27:21,998
if you want to watch
the returns come in?
2067
01:27:22,032 --> 01:27:24,133
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
2068
01:27:25,768 --> 01:27:27,936
Oh. Oh, shoot.
2069
01:27:27,970 --> 01:27:30,139
You know what? I have to
head back to the farm,
2070
01:27:30,173 --> 01:27:31,806
- but I'll see you later, okay?
- Okay.
2071
01:27:31,839 --> 01:27:33,641
Okay.
2072
01:27:33,674 --> 01:27:35,743
Diana, aren't you gonna vote?
2073
01:27:42,749 --> 01:27:44,084
GARY:
Nothing?
2074
01:27:44,117 --> 01:27:46,153
- No early returns?
- MAN: Nothing.
2075
01:27:46,187 --> 01:27:48,654
- What about exit polling?
- No exit polling.
2076
01:27:48,687 --> 01:27:49,989
Well, is there another precinct?
2077
01:27:50,022 --> 01:27:51,090
No.
2078
01:27:51,123 --> 01:27:52,691
Well, where else can they vote?
2079
01:27:52,725 --> 01:27:53,926
Well, they can't vote
anywhere else.
2080
01:27:53,959 --> 01:27:55,362
Was it all early voting?
2081
01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:57,163
No early voting, no.
Nothing.
2082
01:27:57,196 --> 01:27:59,064
What do you mean,
nobody has voted yet?
2083
01:27:59,097 --> 01:28:00,665
Uh, big guy.
2084
01:28:00,698 --> 01:28:01,900
You're gonna want to see this.
2085
01:28:01,933 --> 01:28:03,101
...smear Mayor Braun
with the falsehood
2086
01:28:03,134 --> 01:28:04,736
of an illegitimate child.
2087
01:28:04,769 --> 01:28:06,804
Which, as the report
you just read stated,
2088
01:28:06,837 --> 01:28:08,906
is actually the man's
dear niece.
2089
01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,075
Has the Hastings campaign
apologized?
2090
01:28:11,108 --> 01:28:13,110
FAITH: Uh, no, they haven't,
and it-it's too late for that.
2091
01:28:13,143 --> 01:28:14,944
- GARY: Oh, fuck!
- Mayor Braun continues to
2092
01:28:14,977 --> 01:28:16,679
focus on the issues.
2093
01:28:16,712 --> 01:28:17,947
And quite frankly, Brooke,
2094
01:28:17,980 --> 01:28:19,949
the media owes the mayor
an apology, as well,
2095
01:28:19,982 --> 01:28:22,385
for credulously covering
a poorly sourced story.
2096
01:28:22,418 --> 01:28:24,119
Faith! Congratulations.
Well done.
2097
01:28:24,152 --> 01:28:26,121
- What the fuck are you doing?
- A new low.
2098
01:28:26,154 --> 01:28:27,923
Oh, yeah, like I leaked
a cocked-up story
2099
01:28:27,956 --> 01:28:29,691
about a bastard child
who happens to be
2100
01:28:29,724 --> 01:28:30,958
the man's fucking niece.
2101
01:28:30,991 --> 01:28:32,227
- Please, Gary.
- You fed me that bullshit.
2102
01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:33,727
You know, go fuck yourself.
2103
01:28:33,761 --> 01:28:34,995
- You go fuck yourself.
- You go fuck your...
2104
01:28:35,029 --> 01:28:36,097
BROOKE (chuckling):
Okay, you two.
2105
01:28:36,130 --> 01:28:37,965
Unfortunately, we're gonna
have to leave it there.
2106
01:28:37,998 --> 01:28:39,632
Thank you so much, Brooke.
2107
01:28:39,666 --> 01:28:40,800
- Thank you so much.
- Thanks, Brooke.
2108
01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:41,868
- Thank you.
- CAMERAMAN: We're clear.
2109
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:44,003
Why would I leak this? Huh?
2110
01:28:44,037 --> 01:28:45,839
Oh, to just make me
take the bait.
2111
01:28:45,872 --> 01:28:47,208
You didn't just want to win.
2112
01:28:47,241 --> 01:28:49,108
You wanted to castrate me,
didn't you?
2113
01:28:49,141 --> 01:28:50,843
If I wanted to cut
your dick off,
2114
01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:52,245
I would have done it
in front of you
2115
01:28:52,278 --> 01:28:55,114
just to see the last look
of horror in your eyes.
2116
01:28:56,147 --> 01:28:57,815
You're telling the truth.
2117
01:28:57,849 --> 01:28:59,251
No shit.
2118
01:28:59,284 --> 01:29:01,119
What the fuck is going on here?
2119
01:29:01,153 --> 01:29:02,720
BECCA:
Evan?
2120
01:29:02,753 --> 01:29:03,955
What...
2121
01:29:03,988 --> 01:29:05,055
Evan.
2122
01:29:05,088 --> 01:29:05,989
(laughing):
Evan, oh, my God.
2123
01:29:06,022 --> 01:29:07,724
- What's up, Becca?
- How the hell are you?
2124
01:29:07,757 --> 01:29:09,092
- Hiya. Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
2125
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:11,128
- How's everything?
- Yeah, I mean, it's going.
2126
01:29:11,162 --> 01:29:13,163
What the hell?
2127
01:29:13,196 --> 01:29:15,131
How the hell does he know her?
2128
01:29:15,165 --> 01:29:16,866
Is he from here?
2129
01:29:16,899 --> 01:29:19,902
Gary, look at his shoes.
I mean, really.
2130
01:29:19,935 --> 01:29:21,936
And we have Alan to thank
for bringing this man
2131
01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:23,205
- to our attention.
- It's Evan.
2132
01:29:23,239 --> 01:29:24,839
Did I happen to mention that...
2133
01:29:24,873 --> 01:29:27,041
Holy shit.
2134
01:29:27,075 --> 01:29:29,445
- What? What?
- Come on!
2135
01:29:29,478 --> 01:29:33,914
ALDERMAN: So, with 100%
of the vote counted,
2136
01:29:33,947 --> 01:29:37,252
the mayoral race is tied.
2137
01:29:37,285 --> 01:29:39,685
- (laughter)
- One vote to one vote.
2138
01:29:39,719 --> 01:29:41,020
(cheering)
2139
01:29:41,053 --> 01:29:42,289
GARY:
No.
2140
01:29:42,322 --> 01:29:44,857
Okay, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
2141
01:29:44,891 --> 01:29:47,058
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
2142
01:29:47,092 --> 01:29:48,960
Hold on. I, uh...
2143
01:29:48,994 --> 01:29:51,197
I don't...
I don't know exactly
2144
01:29:51,230 --> 01:29:54,200
what's going on here,
but it's weird.
2145
01:29:54,233 --> 01:29:55,866
Could somebody please
explain to me
2146
01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:57,469
- what's happening?
- Well, we had an election.
2147
01:29:57,502 --> 01:29:59,837
- Yes, I know that.
- And we gave it our best.
2148
01:29:59,870 --> 01:30:00,971
Just didn't work out.
2149
01:30:01,005 --> 01:30:02,307
Didn't work out, Jack?
Come on.
2150
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:04,774
Do you know how much money
we invested in this?
2151
01:30:04,807 --> 01:30:06,709
Yeah, if the news media
is to be believed,
2152
01:30:06,743 --> 01:30:10,481
more than $45 million was
raised between the two of you.
2153
01:30:10,514 --> 01:30:12,081
- (laughing)
- (cheering, applause)
2154
01:30:16,186 --> 01:30:18,754
(laughing)
2155
01:30:18,787 --> 01:30:21,856
Oh, shit.
2156
01:30:21,889 --> 01:30:23,858
Did you sucker me, Jack?
2157
01:30:23,891 --> 01:30:25,927
I guess.
2158
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:27,929
GARY:
You know what? Folks, sorry,
2159
01:30:27,962 --> 01:30:29,198
but I'm getting
all that money back.
2160
01:30:29,231 --> 01:30:30,231
From where?
2161
01:30:30,264 --> 01:30:32,832
We put millions into those PACs.
2162
01:30:32,866 --> 01:30:34,768
Well, campaign finance law says
2163
01:30:34,801 --> 01:30:36,937
that money needn't be
accounted for.
2164
01:30:36,970 --> 01:30:39,038
- (laughter, applause)
- Oh, my God.
2165
01:30:39,071 --> 01:30:41,073
I got to give it to this place.
2166
01:30:42,107 --> 01:30:44,109
Hey, Alan.
2167
01:30:44,144 --> 01:30:45,278
Uh, it's Evan.
2168
01:30:45,312 --> 01:30:46,778
Shit weasel.
2169
01:30:46,811 --> 01:30:48,514
You're from this town,
aren't you?
2170
01:30:48,547 --> 01:30:50,316
- Yeah.
- You set this whole thing up.
2171
01:30:50,349 --> 01:30:52,050
You set me up, huh?
2172
01:30:52,083 --> 01:30:54,919
You are so fired,
and you're going to jail!
2173
01:30:54,953 --> 01:30:56,086
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
2174
01:30:56,119 --> 01:30:57,888
It was me. I did it.
2175
01:30:57,921 --> 01:30:59,190
You?
2176
01:31:00,325 --> 01:31:01,992
(scoffs):
Wh...
2177
01:31:02,025 --> 01:31:03,228
Why?
2178
01:31:03,261 --> 01:31:05,295
You know...
2179
01:31:05,329 --> 01:31:08,265
(laughing): it was just
this weird idea I had
2180
01:31:08,298 --> 01:31:10,234
'cause the town needed money.
2181
01:31:10,267 --> 01:31:12,801
(chuckles)
So you...
2182
01:31:12,834 --> 01:31:14,136
Uh, shot the video,
2183
01:31:14,170 --> 01:31:17,240
and then had Evan
show it to you.
2184
01:31:17,273 --> 01:31:18,307
Uh, I...
2185
01:31:18,341 --> 01:31:21,108
We needed 750 grand
over three years
2186
01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:23,010
to keep the school
from closing down.
2187
01:31:23,043 --> 01:31:24,979
We blew way past that.
2188
01:31:25,012 --> 01:31:27,249
We got enough to buy back
the base, redevelop it.
2189
01:31:28,983 --> 01:31:32,319
And the speech,
the viral speech?
2190
01:31:32,353 --> 01:31:34,087
BRAUN:
Can I get a motion to vote?
2191
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:35,256
JACK: Actually,
I'm here about that...
2192
01:31:35,289 --> 01:31:37,823
Fuck, what's the word?
Resolution.
2193
01:31:37,856 --> 01:31:40,125
- I'll get it.
- DIANA: Mike, do you want to help him and...
2194
01:31:40,159 --> 01:31:41,394
Yeah.
2195
01:31:41,427 --> 01:31:43,296
Just have it low enough.
2196
01:31:43,329 --> 01:31:45,063
BRAUN: Just leave enough room
for that road sign in there.
2197
01:31:45,097 --> 01:31:46,831
- Uh, am I supposed to have these on?
- DIANA: No glasses.
2198
01:31:46,864 --> 01:31:49,268
- I'm lost.
- (laughter)
2199
01:31:49,301 --> 01:31:50,868
DIANA (sighs):
Okay, Dad, that's good,
2200
01:31:50,901 --> 01:31:52,271
but you have to leave after.
2201
01:31:52,304 --> 01:31:53,070
All right, one more time.
2202
01:31:53,104 --> 01:31:55,905
I guess they weren't principles.
2203
01:31:57,174 --> 01:31:59,277
They're just hobbies.
2204
01:32:06,349 --> 01:32:08,351
DIANA:
Holy shit, I think we got it.
2205
01:32:08,385 --> 01:32:10,786
- (laughter, cheering)
- Oh, thank God.
2206
01:32:16,425 --> 01:32:19,194
(cheering, whooping)
2207
01:32:22,863 --> 01:32:24,931
That was really just
baiting the hook.
2208
01:32:24,965 --> 01:32:27,302
You guys took it from there.
I was never expecting her.
2209
01:32:27,335 --> 01:32:29,303
Oh, I had a fucking blast.
2210
01:32:30,970 --> 01:32:32,938
So you used me.
2211
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,410
We used you?
2212
01:32:36,443 --> 01:32:39,378
You guys only show up here
once every four years,
2213
01:32:39,412 --> 01:32:41,913
and only then
'cause it's a swing state.
2214
01:32:41,946 --> 01:32:44,317
And then, when it's over,
you're gone.
2215
01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:45,916
But we're still here
2216
01:32:45,949 --> 01:32:48,186
with all the same problems
we had before,
2217
01:32:48,219 --> 01:32:50,120
just waiting around
for you to come back
2218
01:32:50,155 --> 01:32:52,990
and make the same
empty promises as last time.
2219
01:32:54,023 --> 01:32:55,892
We used the system.
2220
01:32:55,925 --> 01:32:57,261
You make millions of dollars
2221
01:32:57,294 --> 01:32:59,028
funneling tens of millions
of dollars
2222
01:32:59,062 --> 01:33:03,166
into this election economy.
2223
01:33:03,199 --> 01:33:06,235
All we did is take a cut.
2224
01:33:07,903 --> 01:33:09,472
Hmm.
2225
01:33:09,505 --> 01:33:11,072
Well...
2226
01:33:11,105 --> 01:33:13,642
I guess I just...
2227
01:33:13,675 --> 01:33:18,347
I thought that maybe you and I
had a little something.
2228
01:33:18,380 --> 01:33:20,247
(chuckles softly)
2229
01:33:23,016 --> 01:33:25,952
(chuckling):
I'm 28. I mean...
2230
01:33:25,985 --> 01:33:29,888
In what world
would this be okay?
2231
01:33:32,057 --> 01:33:34,160
D.C. and L.A.,
parts of New York,
2232
01:33:34,194 --> 01:33:36,028
- Miami, maybe Dallas.
- Mm.
2233
01:33:36,061 --> 01:33:38,096
(chuckles)
2234
01:33:38,130 --> 01:33:40,132
Look...
2235
01:33:41,166 --> 01:33:43,435
- It wasn't personal.
- Mm.
2236
01:33:43,469 --> 01:33:45,203
It was math.
2237
01:33:45,236 --> 01:33:46,970
Math.
2238
01:33:48,139 --> 01:33:52,075
But this system,
the way we elect people,
2239
01:33:52,109 --> 01:33:54,076
it's terrifying.
2240
01:33:54,110 --> 01:33:56,112
And exhausting.
2241
01:33:56,146 --> 01:33:59,249
And I think it's
driving us all insane.
2242
01:34:02,418 --> 01:34:04,052
(chuckles)
2243
01:34:05,154 --> 01:34:07,456
♪ ♪
2244
01:34:07,490 --> 01:34:09,325
BIG MIKE: You know what
the real problem here
2245
01:34:09,358 --> 01:34:11,359
is that the media
is completely complicit
2246
01:34:11,393 --> 01:34:13,161
- in this sort of thing.
- Oh, I absolutely agree.
2247
01:34:13,194 --> 01:34:14,429
I mean, it's like
Neil Postman said...
2248
01:34:14,462 --> 01:34:16,029
in entertaining ourselves,
2249
01:34:16,063 --> 01:34:17,699
- news has become entertainment.
- Yeah. Yeah.
2250
01:34:17,732 --> 01:34:19,533
- And when that happens... (sputters) it's gone.
- Yeah.
2251
01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:21,268
I thought he knew.
I mean, I would get so nervous
2252
01:34:21,301 --> 01:34:23,137
- every time he would come in. I would just, like...
- Oh, no.
2253
01:34:23,170 --> 01:34:24,271
I couldn't get
my coffee order right,
2254
01:34:24,304 --> 01:34:25,506
and I was giving him
the wrong thing.
2255
01:34:25,539 --> 01:34:27,141
Oh, you were great.
You were perfect.
2256
01:34:27,174 --> 01:34:28,441
Plus, you know, he has,
you know,
2257
01:34:28,474 --> 01:34:30,209
dreamy eyes a little bit,
so, I mean...
2258
01:34:30,243 --> 01:34:31,544
- Yeah.
- He's-he's dashing.
2259
01:34:31,577 --> 01:34:34,012
He actually made me cry.
2260
01:34:34,045 --> 01:34:36,314
- He was, like, a shithead.
- Yeah.
2261
01:34:36,348 --> 01:34:38,216
It metastasizes,
so it-it's growing
2262
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:39,451
- and-and whatever, so...
- Yeah.
2263
01:34:39,484 --> 01:34:41,119
Well, it becomes...
it's sort of like
2264
01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:42,287
any sort of autoimmune disorder.
2265
01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:43,555
- Yeah.
- It's like... it's like lupus.
2266
01:34:43,588 --> 01:34:45,054
Know what I mean?
2267
01:34:45,088 --> 01:34:46,424
That's actually
a really great metaphor.
2268
01:34:46,457 --> 01:34:48,292
- That's... that's like...
- It's a simile.
2269
01:34:48,325 --> 01:34:49,959
- 'Cause you said...
- 'Cause I said...
2270
01:34:49,993 --> 01:34:51,429
- I said it's "like."
- You said it's "like."
2271
01:34:51,462 --> 01:34:53,061
Yeah, right.
It's like lupus.
2272
01:34:54,330 --> 01:34:57,167
What a clusterfuck.
2273
01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,202
Amen.
2274
01:35:03,405 --> 01:35:05,072
DIANA:
How we looking?
2275
01:35:05,106 --> 01:35:08,075
Well, they're saying
these, uh, back acres
2276
01:35:08,110 --> 01:35:11,379
are gonna become the over-55
community health center.
2277
01:35:11,412 --> 01:35:13,247
- Uh-huh.
- Madison has promised
2278
01:35:13,281 --> 01:35:15,048
a satellite campus
for the front.
2279
01:35:15,081 --> 01:35:17,185
Okay. And you know
that we have to redo
2280
01:35:17,218 --> 01:35:18,452
the septic on the back 50?
2281
01:35:18,485 --> 01:35:19,985
- We heard all about it.
- Okay.
2282
01:35:20,019 --> 01:35:21,053
Hey, you.
2283
01:35:21,086 --> 01:35:22,389
Oh, hey, you.
2284
01:35:22,422 --> 01:35:25,192
- (chuckling)
- She is something, huh?
2285
01:35:31,297 --> 01:35:33,265
DIANA:
Are you listening to me?
2286
01:35:36,066 --> 01:35:38,068
(Faith's voice):
Are you listening to me?
2287
01:35:39,304 --> 01:35:41,473
ANN:
Are you listening to me?
2288
01:35:41,506 --> 01:35:43,073
Oh, Gary, honey.
2289
01:35:43,107 --> 01:35:44,441
(sighs)
I'm just so excited.
2290
01:35:44,475 --> 01:35:46,510
I can't wait till we get
the café tables in.
2291
01:35:46,543 --> 01:35:50,481
I think people are really gonna
like those a lot, you know?
2292
01:35:50,514 --> 01:35:53,783
- And then we can put the umbrellas up.
- Mm-hmm.
2293
01:35:53,816 --> 01:35:56,519
And people can just sit outside
and have coffee and...
2294
01:35:56,552 --> 01:35:58,053
You know.
2295
01:35:58,086 --> 01:35:59,322
Are you...
are you listening to me?
2296
01:35:59,355 --> 01:36:01,523
- Mm-hmm, mm...
- Are you listening to me?
2297
01:36:01,556 --> 01:36:04,058
(Faith's voice):
Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup.
2298
01:36:04,091 --> 01:36:06,595
- Are you listening to me?
- GARY: Yes, yes, yes.
2299
01:36:06,628 --> 01:36:08,363
I'm listening to you.
2300
01:36:08,396 --> 01:36:11,097
You don't open a dossier
for less than $2 million.
2301
01:36:11,131 --> 01:36:13,501
I know. That's what I'm talking
to them about right now.
2302
01:36:13,534 --> 01:36:15,135
$2 million.
2303
01:36:15,169 --> 01:36:16,504
God, I hate you.
2304
01:36:16,537 --> 01:36:18,238
Ditto.
2305
01:36:18,271 --> 01:36:20,240
♪ ♪
2306
01:36:20,273 --> 01:36:22,208
MAN (over phone):
Gary?
2307
01:36:22,242 --> 01:36:24,410
Gary, you there?
2308
01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,445
Gary?
2309
01:36:26,478 --> 01:36:28,413
Yo, Gary.
2310
01:36:30,616 --> 01:36:32,083
Ah, cheers!
2311
01:36:32,117 --> 01:36:34,152
(excited chatter)
2312
01:36:38,356 --> 01:36:40,358
♪ ♪
2313
01:36:56,372 --> 01:36:58,607
Colonel Jack Hastings,
Deerlaken...
2314
01:36:58,641 --> 01:37:00,675
did the media fall
for a false narrative
2315
01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:03,177
just because it fit
into our preconceived notion
2316
01:37:03,211 --> 01:37:05,547
of the divide of this country
between red and blue
2317
01:37:05,580 --> 01:37:07,849
without actually
checking the facts?
2318
01:37:07,882 --> 01:37:10,117
Were we irresponsible?
2319
01:37:10,150 --> 01:37:11,285
Well, we're the news.
2320
01:37:11,318 --> 01:37:13,854
Are we not supposed to
cover the news?
2321
01:37:13,887 --> 01:37:15,856
I mean, these are
newsworthy stories.
2322
01:37:15,889 --> 01:37:18,357
We're absolutely in the right
to cover them.
2323
01:37:18,391 --> 01:37:22,161
It is literally our job
to cover the news.
2324
01:37:22,194 --> 01:37:23,362
But isn't there a way
to report the news
2325
01:37:23,396 --> 01:37:25,097
without so much speculation,
2326
01:37:25,131 --> 01:37:27,165
without a false sense of urgency
2327
01:37:27,198 --> 01:37:29,868
that causes us to
breathlessly report "facts"
2328
01:37:29,901 --> 01:37:31,403
that maybe are not facts?
2329
01:37:31,436 --> 01:37:33,438
And are we framing these stories
2330
01:37:33,471 --> 01:37:35,472
on an artificial right-left axis
2331
01:37:35,506 --> 01:37:38,409
because that's how
our pundit economy is set up?
2332
01:37:38,442 --> 01:37:40,444
Is there a better way
to do this?
2333
01:37:46,149 --> 01:37:47,050
I'm just kidding.
2334
01:37:47,082 --> 01:37:48,651
Unfortunately,
we have to leave it there.
2335
01:37:48,685 --> 01:37:51,120
- Thank you all for watching.
- (laughing): She's...
2336
01:37:51,154 --> 01:37:52,621
MAN (laughing):
She's good.
2337
01:37:52,654 --> 01:37:55,691
("Mess Is Mine" by Vance Joy
playing)
2338
01:37:58,660 --> 01:38:01,295
♪ Talking like we used to do ♪
2339
01:38:02,630 --> 01:38:05,299
♪ It was always me and you ♪
2340
01:38:06,534 --> 01:38:10,437
♪ Hold on, darling ♪
2341
01:38:11,671 --> 01:38:14,207
♪ This body is yours ♪
2342
01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:18,310
♪ This body is yours and mine ♪
2343
01:38:19,578 --> 01:38:25,184
♪ Well, hold on, my darling ♪
2344
01:38:25,216 --> 01:38:27,685
♪ This mess was yours ♪
2345
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:32,457
♪ Now your mess is mine ♪
2346
01:38:38,295 --> 01:38:41,732
♪ Ah-ooh ♪
2347
01:38:43,399 --> 01:38:46,302
♪ Your mess is mine ♪
2348
01:38:46,335 --> 01:38:48,504
♪ See you in
the marketplace... ♪
2349
01:38:48,537 --> 01:38:51,306
JON STEWART: Could something
like this happen?
2350
01:38:51,339 --> 01:38:55,443
Legally, this could
absolutely happen.
2351
01:38:55,477 --> 01:39:00,314
Somebody could create
a political organization...
2352
01:39:00,347 --> 01:39:04,351
so-called outside group,
a super PAC, 527...
2353
01:39:04,385 --> 01:39:07,254
raise an unlimited
amount of money,
2354
01:39:07,287 --> 01:39:10,456
and then choose
to give that money
2355
01:39:10,490 --> 01:39:13,393
to another organization,
a charity,
2356
01:39:13,426 --> 01:39:16,361
and use it for public purposes.
2357
01:39:16,395 --> 01:39:19,598
And you don't need
the donors' consent to do that.
2358
01:39:19,631 --> 01:39:21,667
The problem we have is that
2359
01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:25,403
none of the pieces of
the system are working today.
2360
01:39:25,436 --> 01:39:28,706
You have regulators like
the Federal Election Commission
2361
01:39:28,739 --> 01:39:30,641
that don't have a quorum,
can't meet,
2362
01:39:30,675 --> 01:39:33,543
and when they do, they disagree
on what the law is.
2363
01:39:33,576 --> 01:39:37,347
You have Congress deadlocked
so it can't rewrite the laws.
2364
01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:39,349
You have the Supreme Court
2365
01:39:39,382 --> 01:39:42,818
that thinks that
almost nothing is corrupt
2366
01:39:42,851 --> 01:39:47,423
and that citizens won't think
the sale of access...
2367
01:39:47,456 --> 01:39:49,692
what the court calls
ingratiation
2368
01:39:49,725 --> 01:39:54,462
in return for giving money
to candidates... is a problem.
2369
01:39:54,495 --> 01:39:57,298
STEWART: So, to sum up,
we currently have
2370
01:39:57,331 --> 01:39:58,699
hundreds of millions
to billions of dollars
2371
01:39:58,732 --> 01:40:01,301
that is, uh, uh, untraceable,
2372
01:40:01,334 --> 01:40:03,770
uh, that can pour into groups
2373
01:40:03,804 --> 01:40:06,773
that are actually coordinating
with-with candidates
2374
01:40:06,807 --> 01:40:09,742
who end up having to spend
a good amount of their time
2375
01:40:09,775 --> 01:40:11,711
raising more and more money
to keep up
2376
01:40:11,744 --> 01:40:14,680
with the arms race
that is occurring.
2377
01:40:14,714 --> 01:40:18,717
Uh, the money continues
to pour in and corrupt
2378
01:40:18,750 --> 01:40:21,453
not just where
they spend their time
2379
01:40:21,486 --> 01:40:24,588
and how they spend their time
but on the types of legislation
2380
01:40:24,621 --> 01:40:27,491
that they would even bring
to the fore.
2381
01:40:27,524 --> 01:40:30,461
And the one group
that would be charged
2382
01:40:30,494 --> 01:40:35,565
with regulating, uh,
this spigot, uh, doesn't meet
2383
01:40:35,598 --> 01:40:37,734
'cause there aren't
enough of them.
2384
01:40:37,767 --> 01:40:39,736
Yes.
2385
01:40:39,769 --> 01:40:42,838
(both laughing)
2386
01:40:42,871 --> 01:40:45,340
I realize that's not helpful
to you, but...
2387
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,275
It is very helpful.
Thank you.
2388
01:40:47,309 --> 01:40:48,543
♪ Ooh ♪
2389
01:40:48,577 --> 01:40:51,412
♪ Your mess is mine ♪
2390
01:40:54,582 --> 01:40:56,751
♪ Your mess is mine. ♪
2391
01:40:56,784 --> 01:40:58,551
(song ends)
2392
01:40:58,585 --> 01:41:00,587
♪ ♪
2393
01:41:00,751 --> 01:41:05,751
Subtitles by explosiveskull
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2394
01:41:32,681 --> 01:41:34,683
(music ends)