1 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,521 I'm sorry. 2 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,648 - Oh, it's okay. - I'm sorry, baby. 3 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,005 - I'm sorry. - Fucking shoulder. 4 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,524 Keep going. 5 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,930 That's helping. 6 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,806 Never. 7 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,724 Just a little bit. Just to clean it up. 8 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,086 I'm not cutting it. 9 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,163 But you'd look so hot with short hair. 10 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,129 - Oh, would I? - Yeah. 11 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,611 - Thank you. - No, no, no... 12 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,645 Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. You are hot. 13 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,610 You are the hottest. 14 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,525 - Keep going. - You and your gorgeous, 15 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,160 thick, long hair. 16 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,641 - Continue... - I just fucking love the way it's long. 17 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,767 Yeah? 18 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,288 Happy Father's Day, Daddy! 19 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,044 Kids, we said after breakfast. 20 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,123 I want cake for breakfast. 21 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,921 Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles! 22 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,241 My favorite. 23 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,242 Happy Father's Day! 24 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,448 - Open it! Open it! Open it! - Open it! Open it! Open it! 25 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,329 I am, I am. 26 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,006 I like building up the anticipation. 27 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,330 Oh, you guys... 28 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,885 - You like it? - I love it. 29 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,122 Muah! I love it. 30 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,924 - Thank you. - Mom helped us. 31 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,129 No, I didn't. It was all their idea. 32 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,607 - Right, kids? - Right. 33 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,928 - Cake! Cake! Cake! - Cake! Cake! Cake! 34 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,248 - Okay, okay. - Cake! Cake! Cake! 35 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,004 Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! 36 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,743 Oh, look at that beautiful looking cake! 37 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,088 Who did this to monster! 38 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,964 Oh, you can't hide from monster! 39 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,282 Monster can smell you! 40 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,471 Run! Run! Monster's coming! 41 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,523 Argh! 42 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,205 Monster made kids disappear. 43 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,691 And... 44 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,571 Monster wanna finish what we started. 45 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,567 Too late, the kids are awake. 46 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,165 Monster sad. 47 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,926 I'm sure monster can wait till Monday. 48 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,367 Monster been waiting three weeks. 49 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,648 Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition 50 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,524 I cannot keep everybody happy all the time. 51 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,842 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 52 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,162 Monster doesn't want to start a fight. 53 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,051 Okay. Sorry, me neither. 54 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,606 I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back. 55 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,648 Oh, monster happy. 56 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,826 Monster happy. 57 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,391 Monster very happy. 58 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,524 Yeah, Mommy. 59 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,764 - Gracias. - De nada. 60 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,287 - Everybody packed? - Yeah. 61 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,010 Monkey, good boy. 62 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,766 Dad, why can't we take Monkey to the beach with us? 63 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,166 Yeah, you know he loves the beach. 64 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,971 Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company 65 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,487 so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend. 66 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,728 - That's unfair. - Knock-knock. 67 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,961 Hey, Louis! 68 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,510 Hey, guys, hot off the presses. 69 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,761 - What's going on, Louis? - What's shakin'? 70 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,490 What's going on, little guys? 71 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,051 Mr. Webber, how are you, sir? 72 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,770 Morning, Louis. 73 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,287 I'd offer you a hand, but all I can lift is this coffee. 74 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:11,650 Oh, that's what happens when you try to impress girls in the bat cage. 75 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,371 I wasn't flirting, I was being a gentleman. 76 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,603 Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old. 77 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,707 Yeah, helpless. 78 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,965 Do you know what this is? 79 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,771 Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy? 80 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,564 No. No, this is Mommy's catalog. 81 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,291 Assuming they got the color right this time. 82 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,204 Oh, let's hope. 83 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,044 I think they did. 84 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,607 It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect. 85 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,000 - What's magenta? - This color. 86 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,481 Honey, it's perfect. 87 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,529 Mom, can Louis come to the beach with us? 88 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,806 Yeah. 89 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,091 No, Louis needs to stay here and do some work. 90 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,611 Just like your daddy. 91 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,522 That's correct. 92 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,842 I have to come back with all the alcohol for the super-secret 93 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,128 Father's Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight. 94 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,645 Louis! Shh! 95 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,280 - Oh, come on. - You're not having a party. 96 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,326 I'm not having a party, I'm working very hard. 97 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,289 Did you pack your gun? 98 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,442 - Yes. - Did you pack the bomb? 99 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,886 - Yes. - Have you packed the cannon? 100 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,202 - Yes. - Have you packed the chainsaw? 101 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,931 You didn't pack the chainsaw? 102 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,765 Go get the chainsaw, man! 103 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,809 The cement still hasn't dried, but it should be fine by tomorrow night. 104 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,961 Okay. 105 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,930 Still, it's extremely fragile and I don't trust those movers 106 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,411 after the mess they made at the gallery. 107 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,449 Mmm-mmm. No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry. 108 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,967 Okay, gracias, I'll have it all packed up for you. 109 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,167 Okay. 110 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,283 It's almost dry though. 111 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,209 Yeah, so I'll just text you when it's at the gallery. 112 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,850 Don't worry about anything, 113 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,368 I got it all under control. You have a good weekend at the beach. 114 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,090 Enjoy yourself. I'm out. 115 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,049 Gracias, Louis. 116 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,248 - Mr. Webber, I'll see you tomorrow. - Thank you. 117 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,402 I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party. 118 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,210 - Louis... - See you, kids. 119 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,442 - Bye, Louis. - Super-secret party? 120 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,762 - Super-secret party. - Okay. 121 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,126 Is this the last one? 122 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,850 - You like it? - I love it. 123 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,128 - Good. - I think it should be bigger. 124 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,841 - You think so? - Yeah, then we can get the pool. 125 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,651 Okay, I'll do it bigger next time. 126 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,564 I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00. 127 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,007 I don't need her therapy anymore, it's healing. 128 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,725 Tell that to your shoulder. 129 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,611 Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us? 130 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,410 I would love nothing more, sport. 131 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,404 But if Daddy doesn't work this weekend, we'll have to live in a box. 132 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,085 Do you guys want to live in a box? 133 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,526 - No. - No. Not really. 134 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,603 Me neither. Unless I designed it. 135 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,000 Okay, say goodbye to Daddy. 136 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,605 Bye, Daddy. 137 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,450 Say goodbye to Monkey. 138 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,170 Bye, Monkey. 139 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,971 Daddy, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram. 140 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,360 Okay. 141 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,806 Call me when you get there. 142 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,689 I will. I love you. 143 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,365 - I love you. - I love you. 144 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,531 Bye, guys. 145 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,488 - Bye. - Bye, Daddy. 146 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,290 Get a haircut, Dad! 147 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,810 Well, Monkey... 148 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,167 Looks like it's just me and you, kid. 149 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,250 Hey, baby. 150 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,642 How's the house? 151 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,484 Hi! It's perfect. 152 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,371 Look. Kids, say hello to your dad. 153 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,010 - Hi! - Hello. 154 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,604 All it needs is you. 155 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,208 - I love you. - I love you, too. 156 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,846 Miss you. 157 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,965 Good night. 158 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,210 Who's there? 159 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,488 Just one second, sir, please. 160 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,522 - Hello? - Could I use your phone, please? 161 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,766 Yes? 162 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,530 We're so sorry to bother you, sir, 163 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,160 but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live? 164 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,481 This is the third house we've tried. 165 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,569 Looks like everyone's gone for the long weekend. 166 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,849 The Gregorys? 167 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,085 No, I don't know anyone around here by that name. 168 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,569 What's the address? 169 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,331 Um, 170 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,130 I honestly don't know. 171 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,891 My phone got wet and she left hers at her house. 172 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,761 The taxi just dropped us here. We've been walking around for, like, 20 minutes. 173 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,526 Yeah, my feet are, like, dying. 174 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,043 Well, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. 175 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,526 Bless you. 176 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,405 Here. 177 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,405 Thank you. 178 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,765 Well, if you guys want you can come in and use my phone. 179 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,366 Oh, thanks, but... 180 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,727 All our contacts are on our phones. 181 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,771 I... I don't even know my own number, can you believe it? 182 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,968 Maybe Ashley's on Facebook chat? 183 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,605 Ah, genius. 184 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,443 Actually, would you mind if we just used your computer for a sec? 185 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,805 We don't want to impose. 186 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,447 We'll just get the address and be out of your hair. 187 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,888 Yeah. Sure. 188 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,087 Come in. 189 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,445 Thank you. 190 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,563 No, it's fine. Don't worry. 191 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,085 Oh, I don't mind. 192 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,248 We don't want to mess up your house. 193 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,402 Yeah. Excuse me. 194 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,688 Um, thank you so, so much. 195 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,491 - I know this is so random. - It's fine. 196 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,527 Hang on, I'll get you an iPad and some towels. 197 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,250 Thanks. 198 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,810 Nice house. 199 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,764 Thanks. 200 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,331 Girls? 201 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,005 We're in here. 202 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,609 I'm so sorry, it was warmer here. 203 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,091 Hope you don't mind. 204 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,481 We were freezing. 205 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,766 Here. 206 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,325 Oh, my God. Thank you. 207 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,847 This is beyond embarrassing. 208 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,805 Don't worry about it. 209 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,088 Make yourselves at home. 210 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,563 I'm Bel, by the way. 211 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,886 Evan. 212 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,441 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 213 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,565 Ashley's online. 214 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,650 Cool. 215 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,488 You're a life saver, Evan. 216 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:07,009 Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days. 217 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,091 Well, you don't look that dangerous. 218 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,170 Worst case scenario, 219 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,080 I know I can take the both of you. 220 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,526 I'm not so sure. 221 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,324 I do air boxing. 222 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,211 - Air boxing? - Yeah, like, you know? 223 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,250 - Oh, okay. - Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 224 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,490 - Excuse me, sir. - Yes. 225 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,961 - What's the address? - His name's Evan. 226 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,485 Evan? 227 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,410 458 Canter. 228 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,529 Wow. We're like, far. 229 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,967 It was Kantner, not Canter. 230 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,561 The cab must've misunderstood us. 231 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,124 I told you that he was going the wrong way. 232 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,282 That guy barely spoke English. 233 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,970 I mean, his English was worse than mine. 234 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,451 This is so retarded. 235 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,080 Don't worry about it. I'll call an Uber. 236 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,004 No. No, no, no. 237 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,686 We can find a cab outside. It's no problem. 238 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,320 Not around here, you won't. 239 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,682 Trust me, it's the only reliable way. 240 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,731 You sure? I feel like such an idiot. 241 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,166 We don't want to ruin your night. 242 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,408 No really. It's fine. 243 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,002 It's looking for a driver. 244 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,491 And it'll be here in... 245 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,121 45 minutes. 246 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,365 That long? 247 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,201 The rain. 248 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,600 We're lucky we even got one. 249 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,441 What? 250 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,167 Um, I know this is gonna sound weird, 251 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,644 but could we maybe throw our clothes in your dryer just for, like, 10 minutes? 252 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,689 We really don't want to go to a party soaking wet. 253 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,921 No. 254 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,211 Please? 255 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,651 Sure, sure. Um... 256 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,166 We have some extra robes. I'll, uh, go get them. 257 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,163 - Thank you. - Yay. 258 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,800 This is literally saving our lives. 259 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,650 Yeah, we could get sick and die. 260 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,571 You have your phone? 261 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,529 Uh yeah, why? 262 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,880 I can try and fix it. 263 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,244 Really? Oh. 264 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,088 My kid dropped mine in the tub, 265 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,684 and you won't believe this, but if you put it in rice it kinda dries it out. 266 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,202 - That would be awesome. - Rice? 267 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,529 Oh, my God, you're like a MythBuster. 268 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,081 Thank you so much, Evan. 269 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,165 You're welcome... 270 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,843 - Genesis. - Genesis. 271 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,731 Yeah, like the beginning of time. 272 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,324 In the beginning. 273 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,089 Sorry. Yup, that was... You're sick of that. 274 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,687 Thanks. 275 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,965 I'll, uh... 276 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,251 I'll go get you some. 277 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,089 Hey, Evan? 278 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,409 Where should we put these? 279 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,686 Oh, I'll take them. 280 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,047 No, we can do it. We don't mind. 281 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,050 I got it. 282 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,807 I made you some tea. 283 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,644 - Thank you. - Thank you, that's nice. 284 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,961 - So sweet. - I'll trade you. 285 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,690 Uh, okay. 286 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,606 Gracias. 287 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,171 Excuse me. 288 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,930 Oh, my God. 289 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,245 Oh, sorry. 290 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,681 We were trying to warm up. 291 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,446 Yeah, I mean, we've never seen one of these before. 292 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,489 - A real one. - It's okay. 293 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,211 Just be careful. It's old. 294 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,530 I see you've met Monkey. 295 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,603 Yeah, this is Monkey. 296 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,811 It's time for Monkey to go to bed. 297 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,162 - Bye, Monkey. - Night-night, Monkey. 298 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,084 - Night-night. - Sweet dreams. 299 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,480 Bye, Monkey. 300 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,730 All right, Monkey. 301 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,690 Go home, Monkey. 302 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,203 You have so many records. 303 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,403 Sorry. We had to try one. 304 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,483 Stop apologizing, it's okay. 305 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,611 I love this album. You have good taste. 306 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,650 This is like... 307 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,167 An insane collection. 308 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,721 - Yeah. - It must be worth a fortune. 309 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,248 Well, everything's online now, so... 310 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,163 But, uh, I love the sound of vinyl. 311 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,643 You're really into music. 312 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,163 Well, it used to be my job. 313 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,270 What? Like a record salesman? 314 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,525 - I was a DJ. - Oh, my God. That's so cool! 315 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,091 You're like Major Lazer! 316 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,525 It was in my 20s. 317 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,127 It's really a hobby now, I haven't had a real gig in years. 318 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,204 Wait, how old are you? 319 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,370 I'm 43. 320 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,524 - No fucking way. - I can't believe you're 43. 321 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,923 I thought you were, like, 28 or 30 at the most. 322 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,487 Well, I got married when I was 30. 323 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,730 Where's your wife? 324 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,848 She's at the beach with my kids. 325 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,170 We were gonna spend Father's Day there, but, uh, work happened. 326 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,687 Oh, my God, you are all alone on Father's Day. 327 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,360 Poor Evan, we'll keep you company! 328 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,329 Hugs! 329 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,165 No, it's fine. We celebrated this morning. 330 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,567 Whoa, you're not 43. 331 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,324 You must work out, like, every day. 332 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,522 Yeah, I keep in shape. 333 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,411 Not like when I was in my 20s, but, uh... 334 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,489 Come on, any guy that ripped is more into his own ass than yours. 335 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:01,329 Yeah, I mean, like, seriously, is that all you do? 336 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,290 Oh, my God, I remember I fucked this model once, 337 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,204 and while we were having sex I caught him doing crunches in the mirror. 338 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,443 It was the gayest thing ever. 339 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,331 I'd take somebody that's older and more experienced 340 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,960 over an Abercrombie model any day. 341 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,690 Yeah. 342 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,087 Well, hopefully one day you'll find both. 343 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,121 I don't know. 344 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,290 Underwear models are the kind of guys you fuck when you're 14. 345 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,602 That's a statement. 346 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,408 - This is your wife? - Yup. 347 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,130 I want to see it. 348 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,167 Wow! She's so pretty. 349 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,290 She's beautiful. You're a lucky guy. 350 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,010 Yeah, I certainly am. 351 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,530 I'm just an architect, but, uh, she's the real deal. 352 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,008 Most of what you see is hers. 353 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,444 - She made all these? - Yeah. 354 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,165 Wow. 355 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,926 They're so pretty. 356 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,163 I love these colors. 357 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,725 Red's my favorite. 358 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,245 This is amazing. 359 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,249 I actually studied art history. 360 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,801 I'm no expert, I was only there for a semester, but, 361 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,366 this... 362 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,522 This is like a Gaudi building, but small. 363 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,968 Yeah, my wife loves Gaudi. 364 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,562 She was, uh, she was born in Barcelona. 365 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,290 Like me? 366 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,210 English, English. You guys sound too sexy. 367 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,284 That's about the extent of my Spanish anyway. 368 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,642 My kids speak it perfectly. 369 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,282 Your wife's an amazing artist. 370 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,886 Why are these sculptures here? 371 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,762 They should be in like, MOMA. 372 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,128 Actually, um... 373 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,842 It's not exactly MOMA... 374 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,364 But she's having a big gallery show in LA. 375 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,011 Karen Alvarado. That's such a pretty name. 376 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,924 An architect and an artist. 377 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,128 You guys are like the perfect couple. 378 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,647 And she's so hot. 379 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,768 You must have sex, like, all day. 380 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,251 - Bel! - What? 381 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,930 I would. 382 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,081 That's Belly for you. 383 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,447 She sees a hot girl and chases after her. 384 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,251 Well, it's okay. I have no complaints. 385 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,322 Sorry, I was just being honest. 386 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,728 No, no. It's fine. 387 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,611 Um, but, uh... 388 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,168 I must say 389 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,881 I'm not used to girls just being so open about that. 390 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,445 About what? 391 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,840 Sex? 392 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,207 No, I mean... Yes. 393 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,204 - Yeah. - Yes. 394 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,730 It's just sex. 395 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,406 Right. 396 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,283 Now you seem old. 397 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,925 Sorry. So sorry. 398 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,204 Twenty minutes away. 399 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,766 How long have you and your wife been together? 400 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,243 I was 29 and she was 20. 401 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,686 It's been awhile. 402 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,011 So you haven't been with anyone else in all those years? 403 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,844 Fourteen years, nope. 404 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,286 Wow. 405 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,051 How is that even possible? 406 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,926 Well, when you love someone... 407 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,081 Come on, Evan. 408 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,806 Humans are the only species that practice monogamy. 409 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,850 I mean, we're animals. We're more animals than animals. 410 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,126 It's in our DNA. 411 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,765 Like, being with one person your whole life, 412 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,446 is going against your own nature. 413 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,685 Look. 414 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,085 It's like this. 415 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,924 I understand men. 416 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,844 I know whenever I get married, 417 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,401 my husband is gonna want to be with other girls. 418 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,962 So, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now, 419 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,886 because I know that's the only way he'll never cheat on me. 420 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:44,882 Wow. 421 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,288 So, are you guys... What do you guys do? 422 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,047 I mean, are you... Are you in school or something? 423 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,004 I mean... 424 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,162 Actually, we're flight attendants. 425 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,401 Really? 426 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,847 What would you like for your entree, sir? 427 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,286 We have chicken... 428 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,604 And pasta. 429 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,008 Please buckle your seatbelt, sir. 430 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,606 We may be encountering some turbulence. 431 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,725 So... 432 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,285 Where you guys based out of? 433 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,726 Everywhere. 434 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,486 Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours. 435 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,880 It was awesome. 436 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,930 Wow, how was that jet lag? 437 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,610 We don't sleep. 438 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,128 It's like being a fake rock star. 439 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,328 You know, you fly around the world first class, 440 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,290 drinks are on the house and they pay you for it. 441 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,250 I'm jealous. 442 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,161 I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ. 443 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,164 Not like you guys, but, uh, Tri-State area. 444 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,370 Yeah, well, I think traveling is the best way to get life experience. 445 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,483 Especially when you're only there for 24 hours. 446 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,768 You really make the most of it. 447 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,160 Yeah, we make the most of it. 448 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,443 Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. Ugh. 449 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,360 Ugh, starfish. 450 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,841 - Starfish? - This girl we work with... 451 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,529 She doesn't have to do anything in bed, 452 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,167 she just lies there like a fucking starfish. 453 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,527 Hence, starfish. 454 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,125 I mean, who'd want to fuck that? 455 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:19,647 I don't understand girls like that. 456 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,046 When I'm with a guy, I want him to have the time of his life. 457 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,361 - No rules. - None. 458 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,887 Nothing's off limit, sexually. 459 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,441 Sex with boundaries isn't really sex. 460 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,961 If our bodies are capable of doing it, 461 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,441 then we were meant to. Right? 462 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,805 Oh, Evan? Can I use your bathroom? 463 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,161 Of course. It's, uh, down the hall on the right. 464 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,845 Thanks. 465 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,688 I don't know any of these. 466 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,006 Well, I have pretty eclectic taste. 467 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,568 You have Spanish music. 468 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,929 Chilean, actually. 469 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,481 My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela. 470 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,090 Can you put it on? 471 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,605 Sure. 472 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,844 She's really talented. 473 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,401 She started composing when she was 13. 474 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,791 This is her third album. 475 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,327 Wow! 476 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,562 How did you know that would mix? 477 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,331 DJ'ing is like mixing a drink. 478 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,091 First you find the right ingredients, 479 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,129 then you find the blend. 480 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,846 Evan, I have something to confess. 481 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,721 Yes? 482 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,360 I'm glad we knocked on your door. 483 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,564 I'm having a way better time here 484 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,929 then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to. 485 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,690 Well, I have to confess, it's not usually this exciting around here 486 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,484 at 1:30 in the morning. 487 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,369 It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. 488 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,161 Do you believe in destiny, Evan? 489 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,604 I'm an architect. 490 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,651 So obviously I believe that things happen by your own design. 491 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,482 Well, I do. 492 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,484 I don't think people just meet randomly. 493 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,811 I think that if we are here, together, 494 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,686 it's because 495 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,002 there's something we have to learn from each other. 496 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,570 Discover. 497 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,131 It's here. 498 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,884 I'll go get Genesis. 499 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,327 I'll get your clothes. 500 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,770 What the fuck! 501 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,645 Guys! 502 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,164 Guys, the car's outside. 503 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,931 Guys, I have your clothes, they're pretty much dry. 504 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,368 Guys! 505 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,729 All right, I'm coming in, 506 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,326 I'm not looking, so excuse me. 507 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,683 - Surprise! - Surprise! 508 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,846 What the fuck are you doing? 509 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,089 - Come on, Evan. Join us. - Yeah, join the party. 510 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,891 - Come here. - The car's outside. 511 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,883 The car can wait. Come on. 512 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,762 I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out. 513 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,601 Get dressed. Now. 514 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,326 Please. Here's your clothes. 515 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,891 Evan. Look at us. 516 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,846 Come on... 517 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,889 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop. Stop. 518 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,963 I can't do this. I'm married. 519 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,565 Happily. Okay? 520 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:14,687 Yes. You can. 521 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,604 Hey, it's our little secret. 522 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,444 Whoa, stop. Stop. 523 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,045 It's just sex. We're all adults here. 524 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,531 I'm flattered. 525 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,650 But really, I can't. Please, get dressed. 526 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:29,088 - Yeah, you can. - Come on, just one day. 527 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,607 Just relax and enjoy it. 528 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,485 You like this? 529 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,442 Have you ever had two girls do this to you before? 530 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,170 - Happy Father's Day! - Happy Father's Day! 531 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,481 It's time for the Family Feud! 532 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,086 Introducing the Levy family! 533 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,686 - Morning, Daddy. - Evan! Evan! Watch this! 534 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,923 Belly! Belly! Catch! Catch! 535 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,842 Sorry, Belly. 536 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,890 I thought you guys left. 537 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,767 - We made you breakky. - I'm not hungry. 538 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,001 Monkey, that's mine. 539 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,245 And the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson! 540 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,730 You two live together? 541 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,886 Yeah. 542 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,685 Where? 543 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,284 Why, Evan? 544 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,640 So I can drive you there. 545 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,087 I haven't been home in like four years. 546 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,204 This could be our home. 547 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,646 I'll drive you wherever you want. 548 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,248 Did I say something funny? 549 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,726 Mmm-hmm. 550 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,049 I want to go to Paris, Evan. 551 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,929 No, let's go to Tokyo. 552 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,082 London. 553 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,188 Rome. 554 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,528 Don't let your breakky get cold. 555 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,605 Hey, baby. 556 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,131 Hey, you're alive. 557 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,171 Yeah, ah, barely. 558 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,207 I forgot how strong Vanessa's weed was. 559 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,767 I just woke up. 560 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,365 You are such a lightweight. 561 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,163 - How are the kids? - Not so good. 562 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,045 - What happened? - Evan! 563 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,521 Jake got stung by a jellyfish. He was crying. 564 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,924 - Oh, no! - Yeah. 565 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,320 Poor little guy. 566 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,289 - He's okay now. - Where is he? 567 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,407 He's back at the beach. 568 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,691 It was a little bit hairy for a while, but now he's okay. 569 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,365 What about you? How's your project? 570 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,727 Great. Great. Great. 571 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,809 Uh, I'm in a really good groove now, so, home stretch. 572 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,968 Okay, then don't let me interrupt you. 573 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,441 Let's talk later. You seem a little distracted. 574 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,761 No. That's not what I meant. 575 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,365 It's just... 576 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,970 I just want to finish so I don't have to think about it, you know? 577 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,126 Maybe if I get done early, I can, I can drive out there. 578 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,203 Baby, I get it. Don't stress. 579 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,731 Do what you have to do. 580 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,003 - I love you. - Love you, too. 581 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,969 Don't smoke all our weed. 582 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,249 I won't. I promise. 583 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,530 - Bye. - Ciao. 584 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,606 Shit! Shit! Shit! 585 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,445 Are you hungry now? 586 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,523 Get up! And get dressed! 587 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,727 Right now! 588 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,127 Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where Evan is? 589 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,760 You know, that sweet guy that saved two girls from the rain? 590 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,729 He's gone. Get the fuck up. 591 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,845 Let's go. 592 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,729 I don't appreciate your tone of voice. 593 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,041 Go! 594 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,680 Come on, Belly. Looks like Evan lost his sense of humor. 595 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,346 Go! 596 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,725 Hello! 597 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,450 Let's go! 598 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,930 Where's Bel? 599 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,730 I don't know, she's not my friend. 600 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,365 Bel! 601 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,365 Bel! 602 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,040 Bel? 603 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,727 What the fuck are you doing? 604 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,564 You tell us to get dressed. 605 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,049 Come on. Playtime's over. 606 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,970 Evan, can you hold me? 607 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,640 Please, just once more. 608 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,167 - Please, I miss your hugs. - Bel. Listen to me. 609 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,970 You're leaving. Now. 610 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,161 Get dressed. 611 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,606 - I love you. - Bel... 612 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,330 - I love you. - No! 613 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,450 I love you so much. 614 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,082 God damn it! Fuck! 615 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,921 I love you. I can't help it. 616 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,802 I'm crazy about you. 617 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,204 You have three minutes! 618 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,085 I'll be outside! 619 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,405 Get dressed! 620 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,490 Let's go! 621 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,808 What in the fuck are you doing! 622 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,808 You have any idea what you've done? 623 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,803 Yeah. It's called art. 624 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,167 We were inspired from last night. Remember? 625 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,845 I'm calling the fucking police. 626 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,490 Go ahead. 627 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,530 What the fuck is so funny! 628 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,489 I just have a funny story for them. 629 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,370 It's called "To Catch a Predator." 630 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,123 What the fuck are you talking about? 631 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,601 Fifteen to 20 years? 632 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,330 I think it is 20. 633 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,323 Fifteen gets you 20, right? 634 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,169 - I don't believe it. - You don't have to. 635 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,210 The jury will. 636 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,930 Statutory rape, Evan. 637 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,566 Twenty years behind bars. 638 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,285 And that's just for one of us. 639 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,011 And I'm not planning on taking a shower. 640 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,485 I have evidence. 641 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,606 Really? 642 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,491 So how could you be a flight attendant if you're only 15? 643 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,849 What the fuck! What? 644 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,482 We saw that in a movie, Evan. 645 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,404 I told you he'd believe it. 646 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:09,846 Do you want to check my ID? 647 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,683 She doesn't have one, she's too young. 648 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,970 Okay. 649 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,246 What do you want? 650 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,801 We want to make breakky for you every morning. 651 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,762 Come on. 652 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,644 Just tell me. How much do you want? 653 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,330 Don't be mad, Evan. 654 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,527 That's not you. 655 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,722 - You're different from the others. - Yeah. 656 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,161 How much! 657 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,761 What do you think we are, hookers? 658 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,490 Jesus, Evan, we're not fucking whores! 659 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,841 Yeah. 660 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,764 You're the fucking whore! 661 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,081 Whore! 662 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:46,766 Evan? It's Vivian! 663 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,611 Do not move! 664 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,005 Evan! 665 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,924 Evan, I'm so sorry I'm late, 666 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,282 but that storm blew branches out all over town. 667 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,647 It even knocked two traffic lights out. 668 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,451 I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes 669 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,728 and I was trying to navigate, but there was repair trucks. 670 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,285 It's fine. It's fine. 671 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,602 Actually, I'm feeling much better. 672 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,041 Oh, then that's really good because then this'll help. 673 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,726 I'll give you a relaxation massage, it'll help circulate. 674 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,562 Actually... Karen should have told you, I have a lot of work to do this weekend. 675 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:20,121 I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she? 676 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,487 She is so talented. 677 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,051 I cannot wait to see her exhibition. 678 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,486 In fact, you know what? 679 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,563 Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening 680 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,845 if I can get out of that conference I have in Sonoma with those massage therapists. 681 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,570 You know how that can be. 682 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,402 He doesn't want your massage. 683 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,726 Do you, baby? 684 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,808 Get back inside. 685 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,010 Don't let me get cold. 686 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,847 This is really upsetting, okay? 687 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,161 I'm here to heal, 688 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,721 but this is really... This is upsetting! 689 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,087 - It's upsetting! - It's not what you think. 690 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,004 No, no. It's exactly what I think! 691 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,605 But you know what? It's your life. 692 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,922 - Vivian, please. - I... Don't. It's your relationship, Evan. 693 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,801 Look, I'm a DJ like Evan! 694 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,371 Why didn't you let your girlfriend in? 695 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,329 Are you ashamed of us? Or are you fucking her, too? 696 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,811 - Get out of my house! - Be careful, 697 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,042 these two cute little girls can put you behind bars 698 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,611 - for the rest of your life! - Get out of my house! 699 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,001 What would your client say? Your neighbors? 700 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,969 What would your wife say if we told her everything we did last night? 701 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,803 Get out! 702 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,522 It's gonna be such a shame to see your wife divorce you! 703 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,683 And your business ruined over a single night of perversion! 704 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,923 You wanna go door-to-door telling your neighbors you're a child molester? 705 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,650 What would the other parents do? 706 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,201 Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile? 707 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,681 There's Evan! 708 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,723 I didn't think you had it in you. 709 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,003 911, what's your emergency? 710 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,249 I'd like to report a break-in. 711 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,731 You're calling from 458... 712 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:22,810 Can you give us a ride? 713 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,805 Let's go. 714 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,282 Well, this isn't awkward at all. 715 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,005 Cool car, Evan. 716 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,085 This one on the right. 717 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,280 Out. 718 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,680 You're not gonna get out and say bye? 719 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,410 Go. 720 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,329 Don't you want to come in and meet my mom? 721 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,203 - Oh! - Bye! 722 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,647 Send our love to Karen and the kids! 723 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,525 Bye! 724 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,005 Hello? 725 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,130 Oh, my God! 726 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,843 What the hell are you doing? 727 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,525 Genesis, please, this is crazy, untie me! 728 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,163 What's the point of this? 729 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,445 I'm a good person. 730 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,170 I made a mistake. 731 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,721 We can forget this ever happened. 732 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,164 Please! Please! 733 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,728 Haven't you ever made a mistake? 734 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,881 Daddy! 735 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,042 Oh, Daddy! 736 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,526 Look what I found. 737 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,120 Oh, my God! 738 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,245 You take that off. 739 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,482 That's my daughter's. You take that off! 740 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,002 You like how it fits me, Daddy? 741 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,125 - Look. - Take those off, 742 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,970 you fucking crazy bitch! 743 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,965 Okay. 744 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,966 You know, every girl's first love 745 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,604 is their daddy, huh? 746 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,565 You're sick. 747 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,810 You like what you see? 748 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,841 Huh? You like what you see? 749 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,365 Daddy? 750 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,204 - Huh? - No. 751 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,004 Bel. 752 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,446 Untie me. 753 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,407 Untie me, please. 754 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,085 If you really love me, 755 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,530 untie me. 756 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,090 Ignore that asshole. 757 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,845 He's not an asshole. 758 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,050 He's my Daddy. 759 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,848 You don't listen to her, Daddy. 760 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,083 She doesn't love you the way I do. 761 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,045 I love you, Daddy. 762 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,290 I've loved you ever since Mommy brought you home. 763 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,486 Remember that night when we were all alone 764 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,409 and you snuck into my room? 765 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,162 And I pretended to be asleep. 766 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,729 But when you took off my clothes, I couldn't pretend any longer. 767 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,043 We did things you and Mommy never did. 768 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,324 I hope you're not angry at me anymore, Daddy. 769 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,845 I only did that to Mommy because I wanted you all to myself. 770 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,446 Bel, Bel, untie me, please? 771 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,485 Please. 772 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,525 You can tuck me in like you always did. 773 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,764 What's wrong, Daddy? 774 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,524 Huh? 775 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,567 Don't you want to fuck your little girl again? 776 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,883 Did you forget what you did to me all those years? 777 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,329 Why did you do that to me? 778 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,570 Why did you do that to me! 779 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,926 - Bel... - Why? 780 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,125 Stop! Bel! 781 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,282 Stop! Bel! Bel, stop! 782 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,647 Why did you do that to me! 783 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,121 Why! Why did you do that to me! 784 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,645 Stop! Stop! 785 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,802 Bel! Stop, please! 786 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,048 Stop it! Stop it! 787 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,926 Untie me. 788 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,120 What the fuck is that? 789 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,204 You're not hiding something, are you, Evan? 790 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,045 What are you hiding here, huh? 791 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,129 Come on, where is it, Daddy? 792 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,683 It's Karen on FaceTime! 793 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,922 - I've been dying to meet her. - Answer it. 794 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,605 - Let's get to know her. - No! No! 795 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,366 You're right, this could get awkward. 796 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,409 - What are you doing? - Much better. 797 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,686 Don't! 798 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,211 Can a cock answer an iPhone? 799 00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,930 Yes, Belly, but it's gotta be hard. 800 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,650 Okay. 801 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,965 No! Please! 802 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,726 - It could be my kids! - Hi Evan, welcome back. 803 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,769 So? Have they ever seen a cheating dick before? 804 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,649 How about covered in her lipstick? 805 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,088 Okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Please. 806 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,041 Bel, I'll do whatever you want. 807 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,571 Yes! Yes! 808 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,645 Okay. Okay. 809 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,689 Now, fuck me, Daddy! 810 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,366 - Fuck me! - Attaboy, Evan. 811 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,567 Fuck her. 812 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,768 Fuck her like it was last night. 813 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,889 Yeah, fuck her good! 814 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,726 Fuck me, Daddy! 815 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,541 Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter! 816 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,410 Doggy style, Belly! 817 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,844 You want something to eat, Bel? 818 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,325 No, I'm okay. 819 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,124 Okay. 820 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,530 Fuck me, Daddy! 821 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,523 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy! 822 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,090 Yeah, Daddy's little girl! 823 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,601 You're a good little girl! 824 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,167 - Fuck me, Daddy! - Yeah! 825 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,005 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy! 826 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,968 My scar! My scar! My scar! 827 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,690 My surgery! 828 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,362 You've been a very bad boy, Evan! 829 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,763 Please, please, please take it out! Take it out! 830 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,890 Oh, my God! 831 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,610 Oh, my... 832 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,885 ...God! 833 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,764 Why did you hit me, Daddy? 834 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,850 Now we have to punish you. 835 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,850 Welcome to America's favorite game show, 836 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,480 Who Wants to be a Pedophile! 837 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,405 Where we give the audience what they want! 838 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,201 The chance to punish a pedophile. 839 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:18,162 But first, let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming, 840 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,130 Ms. Bel! 841 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,850 Hello, Ms. Bel. 842 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,686 For tonight's contestant, we have a very special one, 843 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,446 he's not only an architect but also a DJ, 844 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,326 a husband, a father of two, possibly three. 845 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,045 Four. 846 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,729 All the way from one percent land, 847 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,089 Mr. Evan Webber! 848 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,522 Ms. Bel, would you please get our contestant ready? 849 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:51,727 Sure. 850 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,364 You're both crazy fucking bitches! 851 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,044 You look 21, you lied to me! 852 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,850 Oh, like you lied to your wife? 853 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,123 What I tell my wife is none of your goddamn... 854 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,168 God! God! 855 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,649 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! My ears! My ears! 856 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,609 I'll go deaf! I'll go deaf! 857 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,524 This is fucking serious! 858 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,920 I could go deaf! 859 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,003 The game hasn't started yet. 860 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,202 Our first category... 861 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,484 Schoolyards. 862 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,049 How far away from school will Evan have to pick up his kids? 863 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:47,805 100 yards? 864 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,770 500 yards? 865 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:51,770 Or two miles? 866 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,127 This is fucking sick! 867 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,767 Wrong answer. Correct answer is 868 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,888 you can't pick up your kids from prison. 869 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,042 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 870 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,571 Please! 871 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,370 What's our next category, Ms. Bel? 872 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,090 I love this one. 873 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,290 Daddies. 874 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,082 Evan, this should be easy for you. 875 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:33,048 How many family men have survived this game? 876 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,610 None. 877 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,881 What was that? 878 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,607 None. 879 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,205 Correct! 880 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,684 - Next question. - Genesis. 881 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,890 You've proved your point. 882 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,491 God! I can't hear! I can't hear! 883 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:03,805 Please stop! 884 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,484 All you have to do is answer the question, Evan. 885 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,242 Okay. 886 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,448 Well, ask it, for fuck's sake! 887 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,651 What's the proper punishment for a pedophile? 888 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,970 Is it prison where you get raped every day 889 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,884 and you never get to see your family again? 890 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,610 Castration? 891 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,570 Or death? 892 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,529 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tick-tock. 893 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:43,369 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 894 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,124 Ten seconds. 895 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:53,210 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 896 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,247 Well, looks like it's time for our first commercial break. 897 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,290 We'll be back after a message from our sponsors. 898 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,090 Hello. It's me, Louis! 899 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,846 Mr. Webber? 900 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,450 Who's Louis? 901 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,450 Fucking douche bag. 902 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,523 Get that sheet, cover him up. 903 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,770 - You must be Louis. - Yes. 904 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,365 I'm Bernadette. I'm Uncle Evan's niece. 905 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:43,641 Oh, hi, nice to meet you. 906 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,087 Obviously, you're with Uncle Evan. 907 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,163 Sorry, we're shooting a music video. 908 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,926 Well, you guys picked an awesome location. 909 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,286 Come on in. 910 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,689 So where'd you come in from? 911 01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,241 - Dallas. - Oh? I used to live in Austin. 912 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:01,526 Oh, I've never been. 913 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:03,523 Well, it's fun when you're in college. 914 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,330 Yeah, I went to Parsons. 915 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,801 Oh, great school. I went to SVA. 916 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,162 - Hi. - Hi. 917 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,526 - I'm Louis. - Hi. 918 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,364 - Hi. I'm... - She's Macarena. 919 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,682 - She's my friend from Spain. - Oh. 920 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,045 - He's here to pick up... - The art work outside. 921 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,770 - Yes. - Excuse me. 922 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,001 - Somebody touch this? - We didn't touch it. 923 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,083 It's Aunt Karen's stuff, we wouldn't go near it. 924 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,770 I did see Evan in here earlier, maybe he did. 925 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,806 Okay, 926 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,564 'cause it's not supposed to be like this. 927 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,007 It's supposed to be bubble-wrapped and packed up and ready to go. 928 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,771 - Why would Evan do this? - She said it wasn't us. 929 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,001 Okay. 930 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,209 Oh, fuck. 931 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,044 Oh, my God. 932 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,324 What the fuck did y'all do? 933 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,244 What the fuck is this shit! 934 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,327 We didn't want to tell you, someone broke in and that's why Evan's out. 935 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,447 - He was chasing them. - Yeah. 936 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,931 Shut the fuck up! 937 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,690 Shut the fuck up, both of you right now! 938 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,285 Nobody fucking move! 939 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,447 I'm calling the cops right now. 940 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,364 Please don't tell Karen. 941 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,882 This could be our little secret. 942 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,763 Bitch, you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. 943 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,445 I'm from Oakland, ho! 944 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,166 I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em! 945 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,527 Come to think of it, Evan doesn't even have any fucking nieces. 946 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,842 Who the fuck are you? 947 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,526 You better hope the police get here before Karen does. 948 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,604 - What the fuck was that? - Nothing. 949 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,761 - Hey, wait. - Wait. 950 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,720 - It's nothing. - Get out of my way! 951 01:09:06,820 --> 01:09:08,549 Shit. 952 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,930 Shit! 953 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,490 Mr. Webber! 954 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,165 Are you okay? Oh, fuck! 955 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,049 They're crazy! 956 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,122 Close the door. Close the door. 957 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,850 Louis! 958 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:25,888 Louis, no! 959 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,646 - I gotta stop these crazy ass bitches. - Louis, forget it! 960 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,848 They're dangerous! 961 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,131 No! No! Stop! 962 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,691 Stop it! 963 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,649 What are you doing! 964 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,525 Looking for this? 965 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,048 Louis! Be careful! 966 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,690 They're crazy! 967 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,282 Monkey in the middle! Monkey in the middle! 968 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,169 We can't say that, Belly, it's racist. 969 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,084 Okay, man in the middle! 970 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,091 Give it to him! 971 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:13,844 No, Genesis, give him that! 972 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,045 Louis! 973 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,124 Louis! 974 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,925 Genesis! Please, this isn't his fault! Please call an ambulance, help him! 975 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,961 Fucker! 976 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,531 Bel, please help him! 977 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,001 Call an ambulance, I promise I won't say anything! 978 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,441 Bel, Genesis! Call an ambulance, for fuck's sake! 979 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,001 I think it's a little late for an ambulance, Evan. 980 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,128 He tripped, it's his fault. 981 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,008 We were just playing monkey in the middle. 982 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,003 I mean, man in the middle. 983 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,110 Oh, my God! 984 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:04,442 You killed him! 985 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,884 Your wife killed him with her shitty sculpture. 986 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,405 This shit's dangerous, Evan. 987 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,642 How can you keep this here with kids? 988 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,564 That's irresponsible parenting. 989 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,563 Yeah maybe your wife should stick to painting. 990 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,767 Get the fuck away from me! 991 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,564 Where do you think you're going, Evan? 992 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,165 Get the fuck off me! Leave me alone! 993 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,446 Wanna go for a little ride? 994 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,364 You can't run away from us, Daddy. 995 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:26,090 You can't escape. 996 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,884 This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan. 997 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,842 This is just like art class. 998 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,370 What I did to Karen's statue 999 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,648 is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you 1000 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,690 if I ever see your fucking lying face again. 1001 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:47,162 I trusted you both, how could you fuck my wife? 1002 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:52,084 Never come near my family again. 1003 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:56,082 Disappear or you're fucking dead. 1004 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,245 Which way is MOMA? 1005 01:13:09,430 --> 01:13:12,171 It's more like "momma." 1006 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,286 Ronnie is gonna have a field day with this one. 1007 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,204 Yeah, I'm sure he will. 1008 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,964 That guy's a magician. 1009 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,201 Yeah. 1010 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,048 He can make anything disappear. 1011 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,247 Let's finish this. 1012 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:51,091 Wow, those were some really long commercials. 1013 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,205 Thanks to our sponsor Louis for that little lovely break. 1014 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:05,402 Now! Back to our million dollar question. 1015 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:09,562 What is the proper punishment for a pedophile? 1016 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,890 Please. 1017 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,805 I love my children. I love my wife. 1018 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,929 I'm a good father. 1019 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,129 How can you judge anyone? 1020 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,884 You're murderers. 1021 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,326 Is that your final answer? 1022 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,171 Cause you're gonna go deaf in about 10 seconds from now. 1023 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,731 Please, Genesis! 1024 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,325 I'm a good father! 1025 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,249 Until yesterday. 1026 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:33,920 That doesn't change how much I love them! 1027 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,081 Do you really love them, Evan? 1028 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,127 Really? 1029 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,848 More than anything in the world. 1030 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,766 So why didn't you think of them when you were inside us? 1031 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,365 Yeah, why, Evan? 1032 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,210 Last night had nothing to do with my family. 1033 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,408 Damn right it didn't, Evan! 1034 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,887 It had nothing to do with them. 1035 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,929 Your family are victims. 1036 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:13,005 Victims of your sleazy, disgusting, perverted behavior. 1037 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,969 Jake. Lisa. 1038 01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:18,368 They don't deserve a father like you. 1039 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,887 This is what you did to your family. 1040 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,764 You pervert. 1041 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,602 Genesis, please, this isn't the answer! 1042 01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:37,806 Wrong answer. Correct answer is death. 1043 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:40,767 We'll be back after this commercial break. 1044 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,445 Death? 1045 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,770 Death? 1046 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,004 You're gonna kill me? 1047 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,004 You're gonna fucking kill me! 1048 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,687 Why? Why! Because I fucked you? 1049 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,320 You fucked me! You fucked me! 1050 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,404 You came to my house! You came to me! 1051 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,647 I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, 1052 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,882 you took a fucking bubble bath! 1053 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:11,289 You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! 1054 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,684 What was I supposed to do? 1055 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,248 You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! 1056 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,768 It was free pizza! Free fucking pizza! 1057 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,283 It just shows up at my fucking door! 1058 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,363 What am I supposed to do? 1059 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,171 "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! 1060 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:31,324 No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" 1061 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,649 Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! 1062 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,610 Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, 1063 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,570 you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! 1064 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,882 Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! 1065 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:47,130 I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! 1066 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,362 And you just fucking fucked me! 1067 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,046 What? Now, you're gonna kill me! 1068 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,009 You're gonna kill me? Why? 1069 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,401 Why? 'Cause you fucked me? 1070 01:16:56,560 --> 01:17:00,087 What the fuck-fuck-fuck, this is fucking insane! 1071 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,527 You're to be executed at dawn. 1072 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,609 If I were you, 1073 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,162 I wouldn't waste my last few hours crying about it. 1074 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:20,491 I'm sorry, Daddy. 1075 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,765 It is the only way. 1076 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,570 Bel? 1077 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,004 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1078 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,324 Oh, my God! 1079 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,966 FaceTime. Karen! 1080 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,163 FaceTime. Karen. 1081 01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,401 Digging a grave is fucking tiring. 1082 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,608 And filthy. Your wife's clothes are gonna need dry cleaning. 1083 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,410 What's that? 1084 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,364 You can't have access to an iPad, Evan. 1085 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,761 You could be trying to reach a child. 1086 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,685 Let's face it, Evan. You're a monster. 1087 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,090 Or should I say monster! 1088 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,406 What? 1089 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,163 Monster surprised? 1090 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,931 How do you know about that? 1091 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:28,721 Oh, monster confused! 1092 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,611 How the fuck do you know that! 1093 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,888 Monster will be quiet! 1094 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,407 You spied on me? 1095 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,326 On my kids? 1096 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,969 Oh, my fucking God! 1097 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:43,929 Oh, my fucking God! Jesus! 1098 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,605 I'm so fucking stupid! 1099 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:46,961 Yeah, you are. 1100 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:54,361 Monster retarded. 1101 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,451 Let's change, I feel gross. 1102 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:05,728 Look at all this shit. 1103 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,284 This is you, Evan. 1104 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,644 This is gonna be your little fucking head, you fucking cheater! 1105 01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:26,603 I love this color! Red's my favorite! 1106 01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,924 Time for a haircut, Evan. 1107 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,770 Gotta be pretty for your funeral. 1108 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,042 He's so hairy. 1109 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,964 You don't wanna lose an ear. 1110 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,645 Hold still. 1111 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:10,841 There we go. You look pretty. 1112 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,889 There's Evan cutie! 1113 01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:18,930 There you have it. 1114 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,009 Oh, now we see your pretty face. 1115 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:25,764 Fucking bitches! 1116 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,644 "I love the sound of vinyl. I'm Evan." 1117 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,930 Watch this, Evan. 1118 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,010 Jackpot! 1119 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,249 Is that real? 1120 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:10,764 What a clever way to hide this from the kids, Evan! 1121 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:15,889 You know, most firearm deaths are a family member of the gun owner. 1122 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:18,965 I don't own a gun. 1123 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,445 It's dangerous. 1124 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:26,087 Untie him. 1125 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,524 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1126 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,847 Genesis, please don't point that at me. 1127 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,407 I know, it's cheating. We still have 90 minutes. 1128 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,807 But you were keeping secrets from us, Evan. 1129 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:47,129 Had you gotten to this before us 1130 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,851 I don't think we'd be having this conversation. 1131 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,240 And you wouldn't do the same? 1132 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,885 I'm not like you, Evan. 1133 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,721 I don't own a gun, I don't shoot people. 1134 01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:00,006 I sure as hell don't bend the rules for my own convenience. 1135 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,490 Untie him, Belly. 1136 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,490 I don't want him to kick me. 1137 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:10,281 He won't. 1138 01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:12,010 He kicks, I shoot. 1139 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:13,731 He knows that. 1140 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,445 Don't you, Evan? 1141 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,690 What do you want? 1142 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,087 I wanna play hide and seek. 1143 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:26,521 What? 1144 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,007 Thirty seconds. Only inside the house. 1145 01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,083 You leave the house, I shoot. 1146 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,367 What're you gonna do when you find me? 1147 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,331 Well, if we don't find you by sunrise, 1148 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,327 we'll leave. 1149 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,251 - Bullshit. - Thirty seconds. Go! Go! 1150 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,129 - Go! - Go! 1151 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,566 30, 29... 1152 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:58,004 28, 27... 1153 01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:00,447 26, 25... 1154 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,127 24, 23, 22... 1155 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,929 Go! 1156 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,606 Ready or not? Here we come! 1157 01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:22,641 Evan! 1158 01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,207 You can't hide from us. 1159 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,291 Here we come. 1160 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,442 Evan? 1161 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:42,048 We can smell you, Evan. 1162 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:47,281 Daddy? 1163 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:49,761 Psst! In here. 1164 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,810 - Evan? - Oh, Evan? 1165 01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,083 Are you here, monster? 1166 01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:09,050 Evan? 1167 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,445 Evan? 1168 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:18,810 Shit! 1169 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:22,444 Evan! 1170 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,649 Yeah, there he goes! Stop! 1171 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,689 Evan! Stop! 1172 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,131 Oh, fuck! 1173 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:33,884 Don't fucking move! 1174 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,242 Help me! Help me! 1175 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,488 - Scream all you fucking want! - Help me! 1176 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:41,530 No one's fucking home! We tried every house! 1177 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,251 Are you ready! 1178 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,050 Please don't do this! 1179 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:42,324 - Time to say goodbye! - Please! Please! 1180 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:44,050 Help! 1181 01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:46,284 Help me! 1182 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,442 Please, somebody help me! 1183 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:51,962 Help! Please somebody, help! 1184 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:55,088 Please, let me go! 1185 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:58,528 Help! Please help me! Somebody help me! 1186 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,484 No! Help me! 1187 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,802 No! No! No! No! No! 1188 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,043 No, help! Help! 1189 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,885 One, two, three! 1190 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:12,203 Whoopsie-daisy! 1191 01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:16,766 So Evan, did we hurt your shoulder? 1192 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,404 We want you to be comfy, Evan. 1193 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:34,326 Help! Help! 1194 01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:39,325 Help! Help! 1195 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,604 Don't move, Evan. You might get dirt in your eyes. 1196 01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,330 Yeah, close your eyes, baby. 1197 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:47,051 Help! Help! 1198 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:48,690 Help! 1199 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,918 Help! Help! Help! 1200 01:27:52,018 --> 01:27:55,098 Help! Help! 1201 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:59,362 Please. Please. 1202 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,409 Please. Please, don't do this. 1203 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:05,085 Please! Bel. Please. 1204 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,882 It looks like he's trying to communicate. 1205 01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:09,810 Please. 1206 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:15,371 If you promise to behave, I'll take out the gag. 1207 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,400 Okay. 1208 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:30,562 Don't do this. Please? 1209 01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,729 I'll do whatever you want. I'll do whatever you want. 1210 01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:36,450 Whatever! 1211 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:41,722 Even calling your family and telling them everything you did to us? 1212 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,041 Yes. 1213 01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:47,000 Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll tell them. I'll tell them. 1214 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,321 Okay, let's give him a lifeline. 1215 01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,210 I love the lifeline part. Let's see. 1216 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,529 But the lifeline is a phone call. 1217 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,245 Not FaceTime. 1218 01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,205 Your wife's not gonna see you like this. 1219 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,282 Hi, this is Karen Alvarado, 1220 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:06,917 please leave a message or send a text. Ciao. 1221 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,324 Go ahead, talk. 1222 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:15,042 Honey. I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you. 1223 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,726 They made me. 1224 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:19,891 Fuck! 1225 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:22,730 Call 911! 1226 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,326 - Call 911! I've been kidnapped... - Evan, Evan... 1227 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:27,005 - ...by two girls! - Evan! 1228 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,730 Call 911! 1229 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:30,490 - Call 911! - No, no, no, Evan! 1230 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:33,291 - You broke the rule. - Evan, why did you do that? 1231 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:35,843 Well, now she'll fucking find you! 1232 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,047 Not really. 1233 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:40,370 I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail. I knew you'd pussy out. 1234 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:45,690 You fucking whores! 1235 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:49,324 You fucking whores! 1236 01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:53,522 I'll fucking kill you, you fucking-fuck bitch cunt! 1237 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,603 I'll fucking kill you! You fucking bitches! 1238 01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:59,082 Oh, there's Evan. There he is! 1239 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:00,730 We missed you. 1240 01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:02,325 Fucking whores! 1241 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:06,766 Knock-knock! 1242 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:11,691 I said knock-knock. 1243 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:12,927 No! 1244 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:14,650 I don't think he can talk. 1245 01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:16,365 Okay. Knock-knock. 1246 01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,851 Who's there? 1247 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,002 - Cheating Evan. - Cheating Evan who? 1248 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:22,242 Cheating "Evan-tually" gets you killed. 1249 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:24,682 No! No! 1250 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:28,280 - Ready, Evan? - No! 1251 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,686 No! 1252 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,410 - One! - No! 1253 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:32,971 - Two. - Do it! 1254 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:34,929 - No! No! - Three! 1255 01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:44,408 Look at his face. 1256 01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:50,689 We got you good. 1257 01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,531 You didn't really think we were gonna kill you, did you? 1258 01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:55,250 We're not animals. 1259 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:57,289 It was just a game, Evan. 1260 01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:00,330 A game? A game? 1261 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,084 You know what? 1262 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:05,210 For a moment, I thought you were the one who'd say no. 1263 01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:09,523 And now we have to play a game with someone else. 1264 01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,251 You know what's funny? They never say no. 1265 01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,004 No matter who they are. 1266 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:19,164 No matter how much they love their families. 1267 01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:21,045 You're all the same. 1268 01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:25,567 Bye, Evan. 1269 01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,689 You were my favorite. 1270 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,765 Oh! 1271 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,521 Wish me happy birthday. I turn 22 next week. 1272 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,250 Yeah. 1273 01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:39,448 I freaked out when I turned 18. 1274 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,001 But you made me feel 15 again. Thanks, Evan. 1275 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,644 Let's get out of here. 1276 01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:48,849 Oh, I almost forgot. Yes, your phone. 1277 01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:54,561 You know you really should be more careful with Facebook. 1278 01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:57,371 If you don't log out someone could do terrible things with it. 1279 01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,966 Post something really personal for all your friends to see. 1280 01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:07,764 Look closely. So you'll remember us. 1281 01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:12,247 - Yes, Evan, fuck her! - Fuck me, Daddy! 1282 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,640 Okay. 1283 01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:17,884 Attaboy, Evan. Fuck her! 1284 01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:20,523 Fuck me! Fuck me! 1285 01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:22,490 I'm sure you'll get a lot of likes though. 1286 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:24,205 Doggy style, Belly! 1287 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:25,725 Enjoy! 1288 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,531 Oh! 1289 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:32,241 Bye, Evan! Muah! We'll miss you! 1290 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,125 Oh! 1291 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,310 No! 1292 01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:45,362 Oh, no! 1293 01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,488 Fuck me, Daddy! 1294 01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,881 God, God! 1295 01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,363 Take your bags to your rooms. Then go use the bathroom. 1296 01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:07,171 And then we're gonna go see Monkey, okay? 1297 01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,364 - Are you guys tired? - Yeah! 1298 01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:11,204 Monkey? 1299 01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:13,328 Monkey? 1300 01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,963 Daddy had a party.