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Hey, Kantmiss!
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I am the great
and powerful--
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Aah!
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Dale!
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Just wanted
to surprise you.
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You made me miss my shot.
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Ow.
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Son of a bitch!
My back!
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Look what I got.
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Is it real?
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Ohh!
Psych!
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It's gag bread!
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Look at you.
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Right.
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You know...
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we could run away
from here.
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We could live
someplace else.
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Like where?
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Anywhere that's
better than here.
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Darfur. Syria.
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New Jersey.
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Dale, that's--that's
romantic and all...
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but I can't leave
my sister.
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I can't leave either.
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My dear, old grandma
depends on me to feed her.
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God, I am never
having kids.
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I mean, how can
you raise a child
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in a world
where they televise
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all of life's misery and
inhumanity and then pass it off
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as some sort of twisted
entertainment?
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"The Hunger Games."
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"16 and Pregnant."
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Good morning,
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hungry citizens
of District 12.
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In today's news,
we still have no food,
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and the weather
will be shitty.
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Oh, and don't forget,
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today is
the Gathering Ceremony,
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so, parents, please bring
your beloved children
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to the square
for a random death lottery.
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Thank you.
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I heard that some kids
are so afraid
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of getting picked
for the Games
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that they'll actually
try to get disqualified
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by injuring or
maiming themselves.
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That's an urban legend.
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Uhh!
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Get in line.
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Oh, come on,
bitch.
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Ipso facto p--
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Your movie franchise
is over.
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Get back in line.
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Get back in line.
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Bloody dick.
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Hey, no talking.
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Keep it moving.
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I gotta find my sister.
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Good luck.
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Petunia.
Kantmiss.
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Hey, Mom.
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I'm scared, Kantmiss.
I'm scared.
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Hey, hey, don't be.
I got you this.
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It's the most courageous bird
that there is...
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a chicken.
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When you wear this,
nothing bad can happen to you.
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Shh. Shh.
No, don't cry.
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You're gonna
be fine, okay?
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I promise.
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Keep moving.
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Line up!
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Girls on the right.
Boys on the left!
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Welcome to the 75th annual
Starving Games.
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Oh. Oh! Ohh!
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Hey.
Ohh!
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But that was
my sausage!
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And now a video
from our esteemed leader,
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President Snowballs.
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He once killed
his own mother...
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because she forgot to cut
the crust off his PB&J.
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His only Facebook friend
is Mel Gibson.
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He has an online blog
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that gives away
the endings of movies
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without ever using the
disclaimer "spoiler alert."
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What?
He is...
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the most terrible man
in the world.
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I don't always like beer,
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but when I want one,
I choose Tres Equis.
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Tastes like piss water.
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Aah!
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Every year, I make you
watch this video,
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because, well,
you're dumb.
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People forget
how in the past
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shit really hit the fan.
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Corporations got too big,
and people lost trust.
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They staged sit-ins.
They rioted.
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You elected Lady Gaga
as President
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and her running mate
Nicki Minaj.
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That's why we wear
these kooky clothes now
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and have bizarre hairdos.
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Then I took over
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and separated the country
into districts
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so that stupid shit
never happened again.
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Aah!
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You've proven that democracy
doesn't work,
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and I'm here, in my sixth
self-proclaimed term,
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to ensure that all free will
is expunged,
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never to rear
its ugly head again.
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Yes, that brings us
to today.
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Just to prove what
a sick, sadistic prick I am
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and how you have
no control...
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and admittedly after
watching "The Running Man"
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and the Japanese
cult hit "Battle Royale,"
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I came up with
the Starving Games.
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Two kids from each district
are selected
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to play a game to the death
with only one survivor.
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The winner is to be
showered with a bounty,
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including an old ham...
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Oh, I love old ham.
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this coupon to Subway--
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buy any foot-long
for a six-inch price--
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and...
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a partially eaten pickle.
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So happy Starving Games,
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and may the odds be
never in your favor.
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A President Snowballs
production.
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Now let the gathering
begin! Ahem.
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Hugh Janus.
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Hmm?
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No? Yeah. All right.
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I'll pick again. Heh.
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Phil Mahooters.
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Please, Phil Mahooters?
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Dean Gullberry.
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Everyone look around.
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Check behind you
for a Dean Gullberry.
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This is being televised
around the country!
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You won't be laughing
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when two of you are picked
and thrown into the arena
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for your
most certain deaths.
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Ahem.
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It's okay.
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Petunia Evershot.
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Whoo!
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Yes! Yes!
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I didn't get picked.
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Hoo-whoo!
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Hoo! Whoo! Yeah!
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� I'm 18 now
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Whoo! Come on!
Gimme some.
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Yeah. One more.
Oh! Whew.
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But I got picked.
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Petunia, I am so sorry.
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Petunia, no. Not fair.
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Do not give me
those puppy-dog eyes.
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I volunteer!
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Oh.
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I volunteer
for the Starving Games!
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Thanks, big sis.
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Oh! If you never make it
back from the Games,
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can I eat
your pet hamster?
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What?
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Come, dear.
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Now let's pick a boy to
join you in the games.
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I volunteer also!
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Who said that?
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I did.
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I'm Peter Malarkey.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kantmiss.
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I volunteered
because I like you,
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a lot, and I--
I'm sorry.
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Do I know you?
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Um...
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I'm--I'm the baker's son.
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I once fed you
when you were hungry.
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Oh, right.
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You gave me
that walnut bread.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I have a severe
nut allergy,
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and I almost died.
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Let's hear it for
our contestants!
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And don't forget to tune in
to the Starving Games
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after the season finale
of "Downton Abbey."
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Can't we say
our goodbyes?
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Of course, dear.
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The Capital isn't
completely inhumane.
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You got 9 seconds.
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Petunia!
Kantmiss!
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Don't worry. You're in
good hands with Mom.
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What's up with
that Peter dude?
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What?
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I mean he's
a total dork, right?
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How much do you
think he benches?
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Uh...
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Time's up!
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Dale!
Yeah?
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Promise me you'll
take care of Petunia!
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I will,
Kantmiss.
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I promise.
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Wait!
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Later.
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Shitheads.
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The Nike Swoosh?
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Yes, I started selling
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advertising space
on my face.
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Your willingness to sell
out and whore yourself
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is the primary reason I
made you head programmer.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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How is
the big TV show looking?
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Fantastic. We've replaced Charlie
Sheen with Ashton Kutcher,
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and no one really
seems to give a shit.
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And the Starving Games?
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It's gonna be
a great show.
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We have some
very interesting contestants,
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with 2 volunteers
from District 12.
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Volunteers.
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R-O-T-F-L-O-L.
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And because
you made it law
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that whoever doesn't watch the
Games would be publicly flogged,
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we're expecting
record high ratings.
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Well, after
last years debacle,
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I really had no choice.
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"Celebrity Starving
Games" was a lousy idea.
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No one
could have anticipated
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that Oprah would eat
all the other contestants.
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I want this game to go
off without a hitch.
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I don't want
some underdog
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from a poor district to enter the
Games and stir up the masses
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with her archery skills
and her brunette hair
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fashioned into a
trademark single braid,
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inspiring revolt which will not
only overthrows my presidency,
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but also spawns
a successful
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four-quadrant
blockbuster.
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Ohh!
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And I may need
a new gardener.
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I'm Stanley Ceaserman,
and this is
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"The Starving Games
Countdown Show!"
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Tomorrow, the Games begin,
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but tonight, we're going
to meet the contestants.
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You'll get to know them
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through their
touching backstories,
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where we'll manipulate you
with heavily edited
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home video footage
and tragic testimonials.
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Then, when you're emotionally
attached to them,
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we'll send them off
to their horrific slaughter.
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Let's meet
our first contestant.
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Going in order
from District One,
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he's the odds-on favorite
to win this thing.
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He's blond. He's Waspy.
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He's the Aryan youth
incarnate.
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He's Marco!
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Yeah!
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Ahh! Yeah!
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Hello, guy.
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Tell us
about yourself.
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I'm from District One.
It's a prime district.
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Who are you?
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I'm Cinnamon,
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your stylist.
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How are you
holding up?
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I'm scared.
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I don't want to die.
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Ahh. I'm here
to tell you
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that I
believe in you.
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You can win this.
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I looked
at your records,
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and you are smarter and
craftier than all of them.
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Really? You think
that I can win?
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Yes, Patricia.
271
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,700
I know it.
272
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,700
Who's Patricia?
273
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,900
You're not the girl
from District Three?
274
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,300
No, I'm from
District 12.
275
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,100
You know, this is
perfectly normal.
276
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,800
You seem like you strong--
277
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:55,400
And now, from District 12,
Peter Malarkey.
278
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,400
So, Peter, tell us,
279
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,100
is there a special
someone in your life?
280
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400
Yeah.
281
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,900
Yeah, there is someone.
282
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,300
Aww.
Aww.
283
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,100
Ohh.
284
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,500
Well, do tell.
285
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,800
The person's
actually here tonight,
286
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,600
a person who is...
287
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,800
also in the Games.
288
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,100
In the Games with you?
289
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,500
Aww.
Aww.
290
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,800
Well, go on.
291
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400
Well...
292
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,300
it's a person
I've been wanting
293
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,700
to get closer to
for a long time.
294
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,500
You son of a bitch.
295
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,600
So...
296
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,100
tall,
297
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,000
with beautiful eyes
298
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000
and a smoking
hot bod, but...
299
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,400
you know,
more than anything,
300
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,100
this person's
got a lot of heart.
301
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,500
Aww.
Aww.
302
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,900
Well, you must tell us.
Who is it?
303
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,000
It's Marco!
304
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,900
Me?
305
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,400
Heh.
306
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,200
Huh?
Huh?
307
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,500
Let's hear it
for Peter.
308
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,000
You little shit!
309
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,500
I'm gonna stick
a foot in your ass!
310
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,200
Ohh! Jeez.
311
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,600
What the hell
was that about?
312
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,500
It's called
building an alliance.
313
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:36,000
Haven't you ever watched
"Survivor" or "Big Brother"?
314
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,800
- Aah!
- When's--
315
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,500
When was the last time
you trimmed your toenails?
316
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,200
Ohh.
317
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,600
And now, for our
final contestant,
318
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,900
from District 12,
319
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,200
Kantmiss Evershot.
320
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Whoo!
321
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,600
Let's take a look.
322
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,300
Kantmiss is the best
big sister in the world.
323
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,400
She takes care of me.
She feeds me. She clothes me.
324
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400
She even reads to me.
325
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,000
Ever since Dad died,
326
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,600
Mom's been
a little bummed out,
327
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,600
but that doesn't stop the three of
us from having a whole lot of fun.
328
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,400
From the first time
I saw Kantmiss, I knew.
329
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,800
I knew she was
the one for me.
330
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,100
She's got class.
331
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,700
She's a real lady.
332
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,900
Oh, my God.
333
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,800
Ohh!
Oh, my God.
334
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,900
Ohh!
Ohh!
335
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,300
Isn't that
just touching?
336
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,900
Aww.
Aww.
337
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,400
Let's bring her out,
shall we?
338
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,100
Kantmiss Evershot!
339
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,900
So, Kantmiss,
that's quite a dress.
340
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,300
Give us a little spin.
341
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,700
Heh. Go on.
342
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,800
Don't be shy.
343
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,900
Very nice.
344
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,000
Oh.
345
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,000
Wow, I'm getting word
that flames
346
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,000
actually ignite
from the dress.
347
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,100
Flames?
348
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,600
Oh! ! Oh!
349
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,100
- Oh, my God.
- Oh,.
350
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,900
Oh, . Aah!
351
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,800
Why are you clapping,
you stupid?!
352
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,200
Aah!
353
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,000
- I'm on fire!
- I'm on fire!
354
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,200
Let's hear it for Kantmiss,
the girl on fire!
355
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000
Ah,!
It's on fire!
356
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,300
It's on fire! It burns!
357
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,700
I'm on fire!!
358
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,600
Good morning, sport fans,
359
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,300
and welcome to the 75th
annual Starving Games.
360
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,000
I'm your host Bob Hylox,
361
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,500
and with me is my sidekick
362
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,200
and color commentator,
Cleaver Williams.
363
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,300
Cleaver, how you doing?
364
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,700
Excited about
today's Games?
365
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,800
Fantastic.
366
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,300
Cleaver is a past
Games winner, of course.
367
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,400
In fact, Cleaver,
why don't you tell everybody
368
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,600
in the district watching,
369
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,600
how you got
that delightful nickname.
370
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,300
I used a meat cleaver
to kill everyone.
371
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,000
Still got the old moves.
372
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,300
Hello, Siri.
373
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,600
Hello, Seleca.
374
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,200
How's it hanging, boo?
375
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
Low and to the left.
376
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,500
Good one.
377
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,400
All right.
Looks like the contestants
378
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,500
have taken the field.
379
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,500
All right, Siri,
cut to the field.
380
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,700
Say your prayers, my son,
'cause you are dead.
381
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,000
And the countdown
has begun.
382
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,700
30,
383
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,400
29...
384
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,600
Oh, God.
28...
385
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,900
27...
386
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,900
Hmm?
387
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,800
26...
388
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:32,900
25...
389
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,100
24,
390
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,000
23,
391
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,600
22...
392
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,900
21...
393
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,400
Now, it's very important
394
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,900
that the contestants
don't move
395
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,400
off the silver circles
before zero.
396
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,200
Otherwise, kablammo,
397
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,600
as the field is booby-trapped
with explosives.
398
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,400
Don't need to remind me.
399
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,000
I went too soon, and I
still can't poop right.
400
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
How 'bout that?
401
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,000
13,
402
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
12...
403
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,700
11...
Huh?
404
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,600
What are you
doing here?
405
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,100
We were asked
to perform
406
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,200
at the opening
ceremony.
407
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,300
This is the arena.
408
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,000
Oh, you're looking
for stage two.
409
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,100
Oh. Thanks.
Thanks.
410
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Oops.
411
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:39,400
Wow! What a way
to start the Games!
412
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400
10,
413
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,900
9...
414
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,900
8...
415
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,600
7...
416
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,600
6,
417
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,500
5...
418
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,800
4...
419
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,800
3...
420
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,300
2...
421
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,800
1.
422
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,100
Siri, more blood.
423
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,300
Oh.
424
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,600
Much better.
425
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,600
Ooh!
Ooh!
426
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,100
Yeah, Marco! Yeah!
427
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,600
Let go!
428
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,800
I got here first!
429
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,500
Yaah!
Now give it to me!
430
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,800
No. I'm not letting go.
431
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,400
There is a dagger
in your back!
432
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,100
I'm okay!
433
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,100
What?
434
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,400
It's fine.
435
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,800
It's fine?
436
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,500
Seriously?
You're not letting go?
437
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,800
I want this backpack!
438
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,500
I want this backpack!
439
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,900
I want it. It's mine!
440
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,200
I'm not letting go!
441
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,000
That was my backpack!
442
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,700
What was that sound?
443
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,100
It's the cannon.
They shoot it off
444
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,600
to announce whenever
someone is killed.
445
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,900
Nice.
Looks like the odds
446
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,400
just got better
for me, then.
447
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,100
My balls!
448
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,300
Oh! That has
got to hurt.
449
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,800
Let's see
an instant replay.
450
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,000
My balls!
451
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,100
My balls!
452
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,200
My balls!
453
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,700
My ball--
454
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,600
My ball--
My--My ball--
455
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,900
My ball--
456
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:36,300
My balls!
457
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,700
That makes me
laugh, Bob.
458
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,300
Get away from me!
459
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,800
Wow!
460
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,100
Who is this girl?
461
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,800
What district
is she from?
462
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,400
I'm standing here
in scummy District 12,
463
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,700
where people can't believe
that Peter and Kantmiss
464
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,100
have actually survived
the opening.
465
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,100
You can see
the excitement is high,
466
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:44,500
as no one from this district
has won in a very long time.
467
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,700
Yeah!
Unh!
468
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Go, Kantmiss! Whoo!
469
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,800
That's my girl!
470
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,000
That's my girl!
471
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,700
Yeah!
472
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,700
Back to you
in the studio.
473
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,200
I'm on TV!
474
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,700
Thanks, Stanley.
475
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,000
And how's the scoreboard
looking, Cleaver?
476
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,200
Got a lot
of people dead.
477
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,700
Still,
lot of people alive.
478
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,100
Enlightening.
479
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:10,600
Oh, looks like Kantmiss
is making her way
480
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,400
to the outer edge
of the arena.
481
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600
Siri, slow her down.
482
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,400
Ow.
483
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,200
Now let's get Kantmiss back
to the center of the action.
484
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,400
Holla!
485
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,800
And cue the thrilling
action music.
486
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,700
Ooh.
487
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,500
Hmm.
488
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,400
Oh, you want
to play, huh? Okay.
489
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,700
Siri.
490
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:28,700
Yeah, what you need?
491
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,700
Attack her
with the latest
492
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,300
technological weaponry
we have.
493
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,700
Whoo-hah!
494
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,800
Oh, shit!
495
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,600
Yah! Whee hee hee!
496
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,200
Hee hee hee!
497
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,700
No.
498
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,200
What? What?
499
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,500
Orange you glad
to see me?
500
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,300
Hey, hey, hey!
501
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,500
What do you get
when you cross an orange
502
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,100
with Quentin Tarantino?
503
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,900
"Pulp Fiction."
You get it?
504
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,500
Pulp.
505
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,900
Hey, Kantmiss,
506
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:31,400
last time I saw
tits that small,
507
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,500
I was staring
at a pair of kumquats.
508
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,500
Aah!
509
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,000
Go, Kantmiss!
510
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,500
Ooh,
511
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,800
she sure showed
yo' sorry ass up!
512
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,000
You--You shut up, Siri.
You shut up!
513
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,200
Shit. Don't hate
the player.
514
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,400
You--
Hate the game!
515
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,900
Wow! I've never seen
anyone do that before.
516
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,800
She's badass.
517
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,000
Respect.
518
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Reminds me
a little bit of myself.
519
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,400
I'll stop now before
I get too emotional.
520
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400
Eat my ass!
521
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,500
Think you're so tough?
522
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,400
Well, come back
from this, bitch!
523
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,300
Hey, guys, come on!
Let's go this way!
524
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,100
Come on. Hurry!
525
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,300
Let's go!
526
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,700
When I see her,
she's mine.
527
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,700
She's gotta be
around here somewhere.
528
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,900
You sure Kantmiss
came this way?
529
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,400
Uh, I know it.
530
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,800
How can we be so sure
that we can trust you?
531
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,600
I mean, didn't you volunteer
to be in the games
532
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,000
just so you can get
closer to Kantmiss?
533
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,300
No.
534
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:37,300
I mean, maybe at first,
535
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,900
but I don't
like her anymore.
536
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,000
Really?
537
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Well, you know,
538
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,400
back in District 12,
she's--
539
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,400
she's known
as quite the whore.
540
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,500
Ahh.
541
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,800
There.
542
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Heh.
543
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,500
Nice work, Peter.
544
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,300
Thanks.
545
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,400
I'm gonna bust her gut
wide open.
546
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,300
This little princess
is all mine.
547
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,700
Raah!
548
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,000
And there's
Kantmiss!
549
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,200
Oh, no.
We're gonna kill you.
550
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,400
Right after we eat
our delicious treats.
551
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,700
Huh?
552
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:26,200
How can you
be with them?
553
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,800
I don't know.
554
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,300
I--I guess I just...
555
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,200
really like them.
556
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,700
Th-They're so cool
and popular.
557
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,600
I mean, I'm in
the high school A/V club.
558
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,800
I've never been able to hang
with the in crowd before.
559
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,500
Mmm.
Stay with us.
560
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,500
So good.
561
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,700
Mmm. Oh.
562
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:48,700
Hey, they said they want
to go to prom with me.
563
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,100
We're gonna rent a limo
and everything.
564
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,100
Isn't that awesome?
565
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,500
Peter, they are
just using you.
566
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:58,400
There can only be one winner
of the Starving Games.
567
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,400
Right.
568
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200
All right, Kantmiss,
game over.
569
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,500
Glammer, you're up.
570
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,100
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
571
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,200
Oh! Looks like we got
ourselves a streaker.
572
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,100
Happens every Game.
573
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,100
What a yahoo.
574
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,300
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here!
575
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,200
Come back here.
Come back here.
576
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,700
Give me that.
577
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,800
Nice impaling.
Yeah.
578
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,800
He did this.
579
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,800
Then it did that.
580
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,000
Indeed, Cleaver.
581
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,200
And that's
definitely gonna be
582
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,100
our Kill of the Day!
583
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,300
Kill of the Day!
584
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:06,400
Kill of the Day--
of the Day!
585
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,800
Our Kill of the Day
is brought to you
586
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,500
by BetLife
insurance.
587
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,900
Because life
is precious...
588
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:12,700
BetLife.
589
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,200
How are we going
to kill her?
590
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,600
Ahem.
591
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,800
Uh...
592
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,700
why don't
we just take off,
593
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,400
uh, go kill
some other kids
594
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,700
and come back later?
595
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:27,600
We'll wait.
596
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,500
She has to come down
sooner or later.
597
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,700
Gross.
598
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,500
Hey.
599
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,800
Shh.
600
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Oh.
601
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,600
Have the bees
land on their heads.
602
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,900
Okay. No, shh. Shh.
603
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,500
Those are tracker bees.
604
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,900
Getting stung causes
serious hallucinations.
605
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,900
Or death.
606
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:52,000
Oh!
607
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,800
Ow! Ow!
608
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,900
Oh! My ass! Aah!
609
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:05,100
I think I
just swallowed one!
610
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,900
Whoa.
611
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,500
Ooh.
612
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,000
Whoa. Ooh.
613
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,200
What--
614
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,100
Oh, my God. Oh!
615
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,500
Oh. Oh.
616
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,200
Whoo.
617
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,000
Oh.
618
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,100
No way.
619
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,800
Double rainbow.
620
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,300
Whoo!
621
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:49,300
Double rainbow! Ha!
622
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,500
Oh.
623
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,200
It's starting to look
624
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,200
like a quadruple rainbow!
625
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:02,200
Oh, my Gooood!
626
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,800
Yes! Yes!
627
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,400
Ah ha ha!
628
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,100
Oh, taste the rainbow.
629
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,400
Ooh.
630
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,100
Oh. Oh.
631
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,200
Oh. Wha?
632
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Oh, my--
633
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
What is...
634
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,500
Oh.
635
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,400
Do not make
any sudden movements.
636
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,400
What's wrong?
637
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,700
I've never
seen this happen before.
638
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,100
What are they?
639
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,000
Soul keepers.
640
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,600
Soul keepers!
641
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,600
Ah! Oh, my God! Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!
642
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,100
Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!
643
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,900
You are not
keeping my soul!
644
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,500
Oh! Why?
645
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,200
Right above your head.
646
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,500
No, no, no, no.
647
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,200
Whew.
648
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,000
I think
I got 'em all.
649
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,600
Soul Keepers hold all of the
souls of our ancient ancestors.
650
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,900
There goes my sister,
651
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,300
my grandma
652
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,000
and my drunk
Aunt Sheila.
653
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,500
Oops.
654
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,400
Who are you?
655
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,200
We are a proud
and ancient people
656
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,300
created by James Cameron.
657
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:50,400
I'm the king
of the world!
658
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,900
Here.
659
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,600
Give me your hair.
660
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,400
We'll join the ends
and make love,
661
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,500
Na'vi style.
662
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,800
Okay.
663
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,800
Ohh.
664
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,900
Yeah.
665
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,900
Oh, yes.
666
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,600
Kantmiss.
667
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,800
Kantmiss!
668
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,900
Kantmiss!
669
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,900
Kantmiss!
670
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,200
Yes.
671
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,900
Kantmiss! Kantmiss!
672
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,700
Kantmiss!
673
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,600
Are you trying
to hook up with me?
674
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600
What? No!
675
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,800
No, no, no, no. Um...
676
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,800
I think that I was
just hallucinating.
677
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,900
You better not be.
I'm only 12.
678
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,200
The way I see it,
if we're gonna survive,
679
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,600
we should
work together.
680
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,400
But what happens if we're
the last two standing?
681
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,000
I won't hesitate.
682
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,800
This competition
is kill or be killed,
683
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,100
and I will kill you
where you stand,
684
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:03,100
dead, end of story.
685
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,800
Shit ain't personal,
686
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,000
strictly business
ya dig?
687
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,900
Okay. Here's what
I was thinking.
688
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,300
I could set some fires
689
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,800
to flush Marco and his crew
out into the clearing,
690
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,100
and if you find
a bow and arrow,
691
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,500
you could pick 'em off.
692
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,900
No, no. That's--
That's a great idea,
693
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:24,400
and Marco
will never see it coming.
694
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,500
Hello?
695
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,500
I'm right here.
696
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,900
Run! Run!
697
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,900
Get her!
698
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,300
Shit.
699
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,000
Totally outnumbered.
700
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,200
What do I do?
What do I do?
701
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,900
Think, Kantmiss. Think.
702
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,200
Hemorrhoidal irritation.
703
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,700
Aggravate with a swift
kick to the posterior.
704
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,100
Raah!
705
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,700
Low-hung scrotum.
Debilitate with
706
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:41,200
concise rabbit punch
to the testicular sac.
707
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,700
Awkward metallic orthodontic
corrective device.
708
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,300
Snap rubber bands to create
blunt force to the cranium.
709
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,200
Rampant adolescent
acne vulgaris.
710
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,700
Ah.
711
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,400
Prescribe
topical acne cream.
712
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,600
Pubescent boy
with raging hormones.
713
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,300
Disarm with natural assets.
714
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,200
Allow to motorboat.
715
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,300
You're pretty.
716
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,300
Raah!
717
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,400
Hee.
718
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,300
You ready to die?
719
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,000
Not really!
720
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,600
I mean, kind of hoping
721
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,900
I could stick around
for the sequel?
722
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,100
Huh?
Huh?
723
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,800
Mm!
724
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,600
All right!
We know what that sound is.
725
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,900
It's the end of the half.
726
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,500
Ah, that sucks.
727
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:45,800
I wanted
to see her die.
728
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,100
Halftime
729
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,700
with the Starving Games
cheerleaders,
730
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,600
presented by Viagra.
731
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,900
Move
732
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:55,000
Move
733
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
� Move
734
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
� Move
735
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,900
� Move
736
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:03,000
� Move
737
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,200
� Move
738
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,600
Eh, I like it, Siri,
but it's not--
739
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,600
it's not popping.
740
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,900
Don't worry, boo.
I got you.
741
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,500
More filthy and
gratuitous T&A coming up.
742
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,900
� Rock, rock
743
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:20,900
Feel the vibe
744
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,600
� I like it, amazing
745
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,300
� My team cannot lose
746
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,300
� Move
747
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,200
� Move
748
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,100
� Move
749
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,100
� Move
750
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,600
� Move
751
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,000
� Move, move
752
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,800
Kantmiss, what an
exciting first half.
753
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,500
Tell us what you're
thinking right now.
754
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:53,300
First off, I want to thank my
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
755
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,600
And, uh, I'm thinking
about winning, Stanley.
756
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,900
I just want to win.
757
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,000
Bob.
758
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,400
Stanley, do you get
a sense that Kantmiss
759
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,700
is aware of the frenzy
she's creating?
760
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,900
I don't think so, Bob.
761
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,300
She's electrifying.
762
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:16,900
Cleaver's Electrifying
Halftime Highlights.
763
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:24,100
Aah!
764
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,100
Go
765
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:33,300
Oh! Oh! Oh!
� Go
766
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,400
Take a look at what's trending
right now on Twitter.
767
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,600
Helen in District 7 tweets,
"Kantmiss gives me hope!"
768
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,700
And Thomas
in District 11 writes,
769
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:53,200
"Kantmiss rocks,
UR sooooo hot!"
770
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,700
And Tyrone in the District
of Compton tweets,
771
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,200
"Yo, that ho Kantmiss
is da bomb,
772
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,400
she's mad blowin' up
in da hood, yo!"
773
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,600
Smiley face emoticon.
774
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,900
She is blowin' up,
775
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,300
and I had
the chance to be
776
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:07,400
on the ground in
Kantmiss' own district,
777
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,100
where Kantmiss fever is
at an all-time high!
778
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,200
I'm here in District 12,
779
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,200
where everyone
is going nuts.
780
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,200
It's the ultimate
underdog Cinderella story,
781
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,800
and the po' folks here
is eating it up,
782
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,800
buying up merchandise with any
and everything that has to do
783
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,900
with Kantmiss
or the Starving Games.
784
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,800
T-shirts, mugs,
785
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800
totes, koozies
786
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,300
and bobbleheads.
787
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,200
Look at me.
I'm just like Kantmiss.
788
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,500
Ohh!
789
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:46,100
Mis cojones.
790
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:48,100
Yes! Direct hit!
791
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,600
I'm gonna
shoot him again.
792
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,100
Ai! Cheese enchilada!
793
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,600
Oh, that felt good.
794
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,000
That was a close one.
Yeah.
795
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
I almost got you.
796
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,500
I know.
I was like, "Ohh."
797
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,700
Take previous positions.
798
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,600
Game on!
799
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,200
Yay!
800
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,800
You ready to die?
801
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,000
Aah! Aah!
802
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,100
You little turd!
803
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,900
Hey!
804
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,400
Hey!
805
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,400
Aah!
806
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:09,700
Rudy.
807
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,700
Rudy.
808
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,000
Sing me a lullaby.
809
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,200
Okay.
810
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,700
� La, la la la--
811
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,100
Not you!
812
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,100
Her!
813
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,400
� Please shut your eyes
814
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,700
� Your life is fading out
815
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,900
Am I gonna die?
816
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,100
No. No, no, no.
817
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:35,900
Of course
you're not gonna die.
818
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Worms? Isn't that
a little dramatic?
819
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,100
� Just check right now
820
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:54,200
� The worms are all about
821
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200
Damn you, Taylor Swift.
822
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,800
What an emotional and...
823
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,300
moving death, Cleaver.
824
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,600
It would bring
a tear to my eye
825
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,100
if my tear ducts
weren't lacerated.
826
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Ohh.
Ohh.
827
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,300
I'm sorry.
828
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,700
This is bullshit.
829
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,300
The Capital can't just
treat us like pawns.
830
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,800
Yeah!
Yeah!
831
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,800
Our life is our own,
832
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,000
and they can't just
make us kill each other
833
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,800
for their own
sick amusement!
834
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800
Yeah!
Yeah!
835
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,900
What do you say?
836
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:35,100
Let's riot
837
00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:38,200
and overthrow this
totalitarian government
838
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200
once and for all!
839
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Yeah!
Yeah!
840
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,900
Whoo-hoo!
841
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,600
We take a half-pound
of grade-A beef...
842
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,200
and top it with cheese.
843
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:54,800
Then we top it with chili...
844
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:59,200
and a hot dog and ribs
845
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,400
and smother it with
low-cal ranch dressing.
846
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,700
Then we top it with a slice
of pepperoni pizza,
847
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,700
with a sesame-seed bun.
848
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:08,900
Mmm, mmm.
849
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,300
Hey, uh...
850
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,300
are we still
gonna riot?
851
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,300
Maybe later.
852
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,300
I'm too hungry now.
853
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,800
Then we add
barbeque sauce...
854
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,800
tomato, onion and lettuce.
855
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,200
Then we add pork rinds,
856
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,500
Funyuns, broccoli,
nacho cheese,
857
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,300
Spam and wings...
858
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,600
and ham hocks, chitlins.
859
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,600
Don't forget
the watermelon wedge.
860
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,200
Top it all off with two scoops
of pistachio ice cream,
861
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,200
and finish it with
another sesame-seed bun.
862
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:51,700
The 600,000 calorie
triple bypass burger.
863
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,500
Starbucks?
864
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,000
Got a free latte for it.
865
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,900
Kantmiss fever is causing
a serious problem.
866
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,000
We almost
had a riot.
867
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,900
What should we do?
868
00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:16,200
Give them more.
869
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,600
I don't understand.
870
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,500
The Starving Games
is a hit.
871
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,600
Just look at the trades.
872
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,400
We could finally
win an Emmy.
873
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,700
But the show's missing
one important thing.
874
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,500
What does
every successful show need
875
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,100
to bring it
to the next level?
876
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,300
I know exactly
what you mean.
877
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,200
A love story!
A lesbian love story!
878
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,400
Wait.
Lesbian love story?
879
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,300
Who doesn't like to see
two chicks get it on?
880
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,700
I know I do, big time.
881
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,600
� Guh-dunh-goh
882
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,500
But there aren't
any other women
883
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,700
left alive
in the Games.
884
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,600
Fine.
885
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,400
Do your normal
straight love story.
886
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,500
Bor-ing.
887
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,900
Oh, and, Seleca...
888
00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:09,200
throw in a surprise twist
at the end,
889
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,400
like she dies or something.
890
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,000
I like that.
891
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,700
� Guh-dunh-goh
892
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,000
Attention, contestants.
893
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Attention, contestants.
894
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,600
Attention, contestants.
895
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,600
We have a rule change.
896
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:28,800
There can now be two winners
of the Starving Games.
897
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,800
Great.
So Marco and Peter
898
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,100
can team up
to kill me.
899
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,300
Uh, specifically two people
of different genders.
900
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:38,000
Oh.
901
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,100
Okay. Okay.
902
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:42,700
So I hook up
with Marco,
903
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,200
and we kill
Peter together.
904
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,900
Yes!
905
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,800
Yeah. I like that.
906
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,400
No, we were thinking more like
you could team up with Peter.
907
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,200
No!
No!
908
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,800
No!
No!
909
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,500
No, no, I, um--
910
00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:00,000
I like the whole
Marco idea better.
911
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,200
Hey, Kantmiss,
do me a favor here,
912
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,500
and hook up with Peter.
Please.
913
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,100
I could lose
my job for this.
914
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,100
And that's
my problem how?
915
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:10,900
Oh, hey.
916
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:12,500
Heh heh. Hey, guys.
What's going on?
917
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,000
Nah, don't worry.
918
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,300
I got it under control.
I swear.
919
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,100
W-What are you--
What are you doing?
920
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,100
Um...
921
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,900
Ohh!
922
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:32,300
I thought
we were friends.
923
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:34,100
Ah, thanks.
924
00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:40,700
But I got us backstage
passes to Justin Bieber.
925
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,000
Oh, my God.
926
00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:51,700
No. No, no,
don't you do it!
927
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,400
Right.
928
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,900
Um, I'm just gonna go team up
with Peter now, so...
929
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,900
Hmm.
930
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,400
Peter, are you here?
931
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,500
I'm camouflaged.
932
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:38,600
Where are you?
933
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,800
I'm over here.
934
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,800
I don't see you.
935
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,300
I used my skills
as a baker
936
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,800
to seamlessly blend in
to my surroundings.
937
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,900
Okay, well,
can you give me a hint?
938
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,300
I'm in the cake.
939
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,300
Oh.
940
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,300
You're injured.
941
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:11,700
Marco found out that I
really wasn't into him
942
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:14,600
and that I ultimately
was protecting you.
943
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,100
And he did this to you?
944
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:18,100
No.
945
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,300
I just got
my back waxed.
946
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,700
Aah!
947
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,400
Oh, that--
that looks bad.
948
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,500
I mean, it's...
949
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,600
Oh.
Aah!
950
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,700
Oh, it's really oozy.
Ow. Okay.
951
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,900
Well,
stop poking it!
952
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,700
Okay, well, we should
take care of you
953
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,400
before the infection
starts to take over.
954
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,900
Come on.
955
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:43,600
Ooh.
956
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,600
Aah!
957
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,600
Sorry.
958
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,200
Stop poking it, please.
959
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,100
Okay.
960
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,800
Ah, they're
cute together
961
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,600
Yeah, well, I still
want them to die.
962
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,800
Yeah. Duh!
963
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,100
Okay.
964
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,500
Marco won't find us
in here. Come on.
965
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,600
I hope
they get naked.
966
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,900
Come on!
967
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,200
Oh.
968
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,100
Night's falling.
It's gonna get freezing.
969
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,300
You've got a fever.
970
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,600
Here.
I'll check my bag
971
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:30,600
for something
for warmth.
972
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,800
Thanks, Kantmiss.
973
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,100
A Snuggie!
974
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,300
Ah. Mmm.
975
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,800
So warm and comfy.
976
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,600
What? Huh?
977
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:16,000
You know...
978
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,500
I've had a crush on you
for the longest time.
979
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,800
I used to follow you home
from school every day.
980
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:27,000
Every day.
981
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,200
And I remember
when you got
982
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,300
your first dress-up dolly
on your eighth birthday.
983
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,500
And when you turned 12
984
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,200
and got your first period.
985
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,300
I watched you shower
every night,
986
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:45,100
and after you got out,
987
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,500
I would pick through the
drain and collect your hair.
988
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,500
What?
989
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,800
You made
a hair doll of me?
990
00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:57,500
Not just one.
991
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,800
Ohh.
992
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,700
That's you and me,
993
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:06,400
and those are our six kids.
994
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,900
And who's that?
995
00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,300
That's our puppy, Alphie.
996
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,900
Woof woof!
997
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:14,400
Woof!
Eww.
998
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,600
She's the runt
of the litter,
999
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,100
but we love her
all the same.
1000
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,800
Ohh.
1001
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,600
Ah, you got
a hairy chick, dude.
1002
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,600
I'm so hungry.
1003
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,500
Poor baby.
1004
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,000
Soup!
What?
1005
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,600
That'll definitely
make you feel better.
1006
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:03,500
Hmm?
1007
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,500
What?
1008
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:19,300
I--I think that they want
us to be more romantic,
1009
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:22,800
and, in return, they'll send
us stuff to make you better.
1010
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,000
Sounds good to me.
1011
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,400
Sorry, Dale.
1012
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,200
What?!
1013
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,400
Really?
1014
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,400
Ooh.
Oh, come on.
1015
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,000
Hey, who thinks
they're gonna do it?
1016
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
We do!
We do!
1017
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,300
Screw you all!
1018
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:20,300
What is it now?
1019
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,800
All right!
1020
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,900
Peter, I don't know
if I can do this.
1021
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:29,400
Oh, my back.
1022
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:33,300
I'm dying.
1023
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,500
I don't know how much
longer I can hang on.
1024
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,100
All right. Let's...
1025
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,400
give them
what they want.
1026
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,600
Fantastic.
1027
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,600
True dat.
1028
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,900
Ow. Ow!
1029
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,100
Can you not grab
my butt so hard?
1030
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,300
I'm not touching
your butt at all.
1031
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,100
Ohh!
1032
01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:14,200
Do not be afraid.
1033
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,900
I am but
a kindly old wizard.
1034
01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:18,400
Get your hand
off my ass!
1035
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,500
Right. Well...
1036
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,300
let me explain.
1037
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,600
You see,
we were traveling.
1038
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,700
We were on--
1039
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:24,800
We were on our way
1040
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,400
to the Misty--
1041
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,800
the Misty
Mountains, yes.
1042
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,200
And then
we heard a moan
1043
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,900
coming from
inside this cave,
1044
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,100
and fearing it to be
a moan of distress
1045
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,700
and being the good
Samaritans that we are,
1046
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,900
we came in here
to help you.
1047
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,000
Get out!
1048
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,100
Yes. Well. Okay.
1049
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:50,200
I bid you adieu.
1050
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:57,900
Ooh.
Ooh.
1051
01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:00,300
� Ooh, baby
1052
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:07,100
Whoa!
1053
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,300
� Just me and you
1054
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,800
� Oh, baby
1055
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:18,200
Aww. Kantmiss.
� It's time for makin' love
1056
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,200
� Just me and you
Like that?
1057
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,900
Yeah, love it!
I love it! Yeah!
1058
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:25,400
Not her first trip
to the rodeo, eh?
1059
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,900
Oh, yeah! Oh, Kantmiss!
1060
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:30,600
Yeah! Oh!
1061
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,600
Wow!
Whoa.
1062
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,200
Ohh!
Ohh!
1063
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,800
Oh, Peter, yes!
1064
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,400
Score!
1065
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,200
Even I don't get
to do that!
1066
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,000
Oh, give me your hand.
Oh, God.
1067
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Yes!
1068
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,800
Ride the donkey. Yes!
1069
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,200
Ohh! Ohh!
1070
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,400
And it's
even better in 3-D.
1071
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:54,100
� I'm gonna...
1072
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,900
Ooh.
Ooh.
1073
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:58,200
Yeah
1074
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,500
District 12!
� You know what we're gonna do
1075
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,400
That's it!
� It's time for makin' love
1076
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,400
Ooh.
Ooh.
1077
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,100
� Just me and you
Ahh.
1078
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,800
� Whoa, oh, whoa
1079
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,900
Thanks again
for last night.
1080
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:30,200
Now that you're better,
1081
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,600
we have to go out there.
1082
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:37,100
We have to kill Marco so we can
both win the game and go home.
1083
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,500
I--I would, but...
1084
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:42,900
I think the infection's
starting to come back.
1085
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,700
Don't push it!
1086
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:51,300
Where do you think
you're going?
1087
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,400
You can't go in there!
1088
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,000
Whoa! Did you--Ha!
1089
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:27,500
He's right there.
1090
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,200
When are they gonna
kill each other already?
1091
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,300
I'm getting bored.
Me, too.
1092
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,200
Aah!
1093
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,200
It's time to end this
once and for all.
1094
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,800
Siri.
1095
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,400
Dang!
What you need now?
1096
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,200
Let's have a grand finale.
1097
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,800
Send in the big guns.
1098
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,700
Oh, shit.
1099
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,800
I'll give you a war
you wouldn't believe.
1100
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,800
Hasta la vista, baby.
1101
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,200
Yippie-ki-yay--
1102
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,400
Oh.
1103
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,100
Damn it. I don't
have a catchphrase.
1104
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:35,800
Ha ha ha!
I have so many of them.
1105
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,000
I'll be back.
1106
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,800
You know what
I mean, Chuck?
1107
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,100
No.
1108
01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,800
Because I'm
Chuck Norris,
1109
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,400
and catchphrases
need me!
1110
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,000
Enh.
1111
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,300
Why don't you shut up,
1112
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:49,700
you smarty-pants wisenheimer
piece of shit?!
1113
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:50,700
Let's just kill 'em.
1114
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,900
Oh.
1115
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,100
Ready!
1116
01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,700
Aim.
1117
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:00,900
Yes!
1118
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:03,100
Yo, Adrian!
1119
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,300
Fire!
1120
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,300
Gah!
1121
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,600
Dale?
1122
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,700
Dale?
1123
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,500
What's going on
with you and this guy?
1124
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,300
I'll talk to you
about it later.
1125
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,700
I saw you kiss him.
1126
01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:36,100
I am in the middle
of a death match.
1127
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,300
Do you like him?
1128
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:39,300
Dale, you are
embarrassing me.
1129
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,100
Go home.
Nyah.
1130
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,200
No! If anyone
should leave...
1131
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,400
he should.
1132
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,000
Okay. Yeah.
I-I'll leave.
1133
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,900
Now, Dale!
Fine.
1134
01:06:49,900 --> 01:06:51,300
Fine!
1135
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,900
But I'm changing my
Facebook status to single.
1136
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,100
Sorry about that.
1137
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,900
He's always
been really clingy.
1138
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:05,900
That's cool.
1139
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,500
Unbelievable.
1140
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:12,700
What are you
gonna do, Kantmiss?
1141
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:15,200
You shoot and miss,
lover boy here is dead.
1142
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,300
Yes!
1143
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,800
No, no, no, no!
1144
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,100
Huh?
Huh?
1145
01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,100
Yeah.
1146
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:43,800
Yeah.
1147
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,000
Oh!
Oh!
1148
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,000
That'll work.
1149
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,800
How about that, Cleaver?
1150
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:02,900
Against all odds,
they've done it. They've won.
1151
01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:04,200
Yay.
1152
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,400
Whew!
1153
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,700
Peter, we won.
1154
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:10,900
We survived!
1155
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,400
We're both going home.
1156
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,600
Attention, contestants.
1157
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,100
There has been
yet another rule change.
1158
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,200
And if you're thinking
what I'm thinking,
1159
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,500
you're right.
1160
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:41,800
There again
can be only one winner.
1161
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,400
Good luck.
1162
01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:52,100
What if we don't give
'em the satisfaction?
1163
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,800
What if we
both kill ourselves
1164
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,800
and there
are no victors?
1165
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:05,500
We'll ruin the Games,
1166
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,200
and we'll show
th-that the Capital,
1167
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,800
they can't control us!
1168
01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:14,800
I found these poisonous
berries in the woods.
1169
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,600
W-We can eat them
a-and die.
1170
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,100
Shit ain't personal,
1171
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,900
strictly business,
ya dig?
1172
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,600
Whaah! Whoa!
1173
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,200
Fuck me!
1174
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,800
Best Starving Games ever!
1175
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,600
It's a nice shot,
Kantmiss.
1176
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,000
What're you
doing here?
1177
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,200
I practically show up
1178
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:07,300
at the end
of every movie.
1179
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:09,700
Superhero movies,
yeah, but--
1180
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:12,000
Well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
1181
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,400
We could use
some fresh, young blood.
1182
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,400
I mean, shit!
1183
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,900
Just how many sequels
to "Iron Man,"
1184
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:22,100
"Thor" and "Captain America"
can we make, right?
1185
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:24,300
And you're pretty handy
with that bow and arrow.
1186
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:26,200
Ahem!
1187
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,900
Uh, Nick, the, uh,
1188
01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:29,500
bow and arrow
is sort of my thing.
1189
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,600
Shut your ass, Hawkeye!
1190
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,800
You're lucky you
even in the Avengers!
1191
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,500
Yeah, but--
And don't you think
1192
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,000
for one goddamn minute
1193
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,500
that Marvel is gonna
spin off your character!
1194
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:42,000
"Hawkeye, colon,
1195
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,800
The Avenger Nobody
Gives a Shit About,"
1196
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:49,200
will definitely not be coming
soon to a theater near you!
1197
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,500
Burn!
1198
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,500
Burn.
1199
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:56,500
Ow.
1200
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,400
Oh, stop being
such a cherry!
1201
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,000
So what do you say,
Kantmiss?
1202
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,600
I'm in.
1203
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,100
But, um,
I'm kind of hungry.
1204
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:07,200
Do you mind if we get
something to eat first?
1205
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,200
Let's go get
some shawarma.
1206
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,900
Avengers assemble!
1207
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,100
Wait, don't step
off those--
1208
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,200
Oops.
1209
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:30,400
Oh! You know
what that sound means?
1210
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:35,000
Bob's Post-Game Bloopers.
1211
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000
� Move
1212
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:37,900
� Move
1213
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,200
Aah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1214
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,500
� Move...
1215
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,500
Good.
1216
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,000
Blooper reel.
1217
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,600
� Move
1218
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:48,700
Ohh.
1219
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:51,100
Sorry.
1220
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:53,200
� Move...
1221
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,400
Blooper reel!
1222
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,000
Cutting!
Yeah!
1223
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,300
� Move
1224
01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:02,300
Oh.
1225
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,100
And the wig is down.
1226
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:05,700
Okay. I'm sorry.
1227
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:07,700
I gotta get
more excited about you.
1228
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,500
Let's do it.
1229
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,000
Touch my leg.
1230
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Here we go.
1231
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000
Dude, stop.
1232
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,000
Prank, take one.
1233
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:16,900
Ohh!
1234
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,700
Look at you!
1235
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,700
Dale, that's
romantic and all.
1236
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,600
Yes, why don't you
give me a little dance?
1237
01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,500
On the down, not the up.
1238
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:37,700
� Be, chika, boom chik
1239
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,000
That's good.
Now like a penguin.
1240
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,900
� Boom, chika, boo--
1241
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,300
That's the worst penguin I've ever seen.
Do it again.
1242
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,800
Do you like
watching Pygmies?
1243
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:51,500
Oh, yeah. Oh.
That looks good.
1244
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,100
Look at that dripping.
1245
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,500
I just got
my back waxed.
1246
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,400
I'm sorry.
1247
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,800
Kick.
Hah!
1248
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,500
Sorry.
1249
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,600
I kicked your ass.
1250
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,900
No, that's fine.
Don't...
1251
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:12,500
And this
is my sidekick.
1252
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,300
Mother pus.
What'd I say?
1253
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:15,400
With me.
1254
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,700
And this is...
1255
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,200
Shh.
...my sidekick.
1256
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,200
And this is my sidekick.
1257
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,800
Yeah. That's funny.
You got one line.
1258
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,900
You do.
1259
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,700
Ready?
1260
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:35,300
And I have
another Tess Tickles.
1261
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,800
I need to see a bi--
1262
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,800
No, it's not,
"I need to see."
1263
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,600
Stop hiding, and show me--
1264
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,500
God damn it.
1265
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:46,800
I need a pair
of Tess Tickles!
1266
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:48,900
Shit.
1267
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:51,200
For bug zapper.
1268
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,700
Contact.
1269
01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:53,700
Contact.
Contact. Contact.
1270
01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,000
Uh-oh.
1271
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:57,800
Hold on.
1272
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:01,200
� Move
1273
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,100
� Move
1274
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,300
� Move
1275
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:07,000
I'm sorry.
1276
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,400
� Move
1277
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,300
A partially
eaten pickle.
1278
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,900
So happy Starving Games,
1279
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:20,100
and may the odds
be never in your favor.
1280
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,500
That is the worst pickle
I've ever had.
1281
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,200
We have to kill Marco
and win the games.
1282
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,400
Sorry. Ahh. Sorry.
1283
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,700
We have to kill Marco
so we can both go home
1284
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,700
and win the ga--
God damn it. Sorry.
1285
01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:35,600
� Move
1286
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,400
� Move
1287
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,700
� Move
1288
01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,600
� Move
1289
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,300
� Move
1290
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:47,100
� Move
1291
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,500
Wow, that's amazing.
1292
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,700
That is good.
What is that?
1293
01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,200
It's a divine mixture
1294
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,500
of fox blood
and bear.
1295
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:03,200
Delicious. Right?
1296
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,800
Hey!
1297
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,400
Hey, Phil, stay down there
1298
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,500
and put your finger
in his mouth.
1299
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,000
Okay. We're done.
1300
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,800
We're done with this.
1301
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,300
Blooper reel.
1302
01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:24,600
Blooper reel.
1303
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,600
Cutting!
1304
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:27,700
� Move
1305
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:28,900
� Move, move, move
1306
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,300
� Move