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In America we have laws,
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laws against killing,
laws against stealing.
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And it's just accepted that
as a member of American society,
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you will live by these laws.
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In West Canaan, Texas,
there is another society
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which has its own laws.
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Football is a way of life.
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That's me as a kid,
playing ball with my best friends.
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I'm Jonathan Moxon,
but most people call me Mox.
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As a boy growing up
in West Canaan, Texas,
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you never question
the sanctity of football.
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You just listen to what the coaches said
and tried as best as you could to win.
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Win at all costs.
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Good morning,
West Canaan. Creighton Miles here,
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looking forward to seeing you tonight
at Bud Kilmer Stadium
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as the Coyotes
take on the Bingville Bulls.
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Kick-off time 7:30.
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There'll be a victory celebration
immediately following the game.
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Think you'll play tonight?
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- Do I ever play?
- No, but...
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Lance is the best quarterback
in the state.
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Why would we want anyone
but him to play? Hmm?
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Well, maybe if you guys
are running up the score,
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or what if Lance gets hurt?
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Hey, don't even think
about Lance going down.
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That would be a disaster.
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In fact, as a man of the cross,
or in your case,
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a man on the cross, I ask you to pray
for the health of Lance Harbor.
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Son, did you pray for playing time?
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Yeah,
I just spoke to Jesus upstairs.
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What?
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The crucified 11-year-old
living in my room.
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- Is Kyle strapped to that cross again?
- Yup.
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Kyle! Why is he so difficult?
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Kyle, what is it with the cross?
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I'm preparing to die for all of man's sins.
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That's so sweet, honey.
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I want it off, now!
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How's your brother supposed to
concentrate on tonight's game
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with you running around with this
whole deal strapped to your back?
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- Dad, he's just experimenting.
- Enough!
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I'm serious.
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Now, we all need to concentrate
on tonight's game!
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That's probably Billy Bob.
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No!
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Hey, Mox, you skinny ass bitch, let's roll!
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Come on, man!
Let's get in the truck! Let's go!
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Come on, Mox, earn it!
Come on! You got it!
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Come on. You're almost there!
Here we go!
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You got it!
Park it, baby, yeah!
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You tell him, Bacon!
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All right, Bacon, off in the flatbed.
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Hey, hey! Come on, man.
Hey, Billy Bob!
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Good boy.
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Billy Bob, I'm telling you, man,
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this swine fucks up my new suit, man,
he's road ham!
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I'm sorry, Wendell. Just kick him off.
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Hey. I'm gonna toss your pig ass
out on the street! Move over!
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- I love that dog.
- I think it's a pig.
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Yeah.
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I love you, brother.
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I had the most beautiful dream last night.
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Well, all right.
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Hey, you need anything, big guy,
you let me know. Come on.
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- Tweeter, let's go!
- Yeah!
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Come on, Tweeter! Let's go, dog!
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Good mooning, boys,
good mooning!
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I been up since the crack of dawn,
and I had to ask you a question.
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- What is up with Carrie-Anne Baker?
- Mmm. Darcy's friend?
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Oh, my God! She's got this look!
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Like, "I just fell out of
the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree
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"and hit every branch on the way down."
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- Relax, man, you got to focus.
- I can't focus. I need to get some ass!
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I need to hit some ass!
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I'm about to fuck your pig!
How about that?
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Give me a kiss!
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Tonight, we play Bingville.
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Tonight, we beat Bingville!
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In my 30 years of coaching
at West Canaan,
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I have brought two state titles
and 22 district championships!
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Count them!
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And this year, God willing
with your support for this great team,
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I will bring number 23!
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- Go, pack! Go, pack! Go, pack!
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Now I present to you our captain,
quarterback Lance Harbor.
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Let's hear it!
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- Hey.
- Hey, you.
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I swear Kilmer gets off on this.
He's made your brother a god.
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Uh...
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I was lying in bed last night
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and I drifted off to sleep,
and I had a dream
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that we were beating Bingville 14-3.
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But I woke up kind of sad...
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Aw!
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...but then I cheered up when I realized
it was only a dream, because
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I know we'll beat Bingville
by way more than that.
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Tell me this insanity is over
in a few weeks.
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Five more games.
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No more football, no more Kilmer,
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and, if I get into Brown,
no more West Canaan.
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No more games
on Friday nights?
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You don't like games on Friday nights?
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I like trains better.
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Really? You wanna watch trains tonight?
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Sure.
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Hi, everybody.
This is Creighton Miles,
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the voice of
West Canaan High School football.
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And the Coyotes tonight
will play the Bingville Bulls
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and then try the state undefeated.
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Joining me in the booth
is Stubby "Stud Daddy" Tanner,
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former defensive great for the Coyotes.
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Welcome to the booth.
Do you have a few words for the folks?
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Well, just one thing
for those Bingville fans.
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If their granny lives in Bingville,
you better tell her to move,
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'cause the Coyotes
are coming to burn her house down.
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And yea though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,
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I will fear no faggots from Bingville.
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And yea though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death...
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All right. Stay loose, Mox.
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You never know
when Kilmer might play you.
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Yeah.
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Bingville don't stand no chance
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And Bingville can't see my dance
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You wanna see
the new Tweeter end-zone dance?
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Check it out.
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- You know what it's called?
- Hell yeah, Tweeter!
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- What?
- The new Tweeter end-zone dance.
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Here I come.
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Stick.
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Set! Hut 18!
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Hut 19! Go!
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Lance Harbor, two-year all-state,
what a night he's having.
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Twins right. Now get in there.
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Come on down fifth!
Take it in now, yeah!
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Come on, let's go!
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Go!
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Hey, Sammy. That's about
the most action your boy's seen, isn't it?
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- Coyotes on the lip of the cup.
- We're punching it in for six.
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Set! Go!
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Billy Bob?
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Billy Bob! Trainer!
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Billy Bob, you all right?
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Did we score?
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Yeah, Billy Bob, we got the six.
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How many fingers?
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- Three?
- Wait a minute. Hold on.
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It's got to be true or false.
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Billy Bob, the man's holding up
some fingers, true or false?
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True?
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He's all right, Coach.
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- Come on, boy!
- He's all right.
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If your daddy hadn't played
his heart out for me, I'd cut your ass.
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Well, that was a good thing
tonight! Good thing tonight!
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Good pass, Bo. Johnny and Robert.
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Defense in third quarter, excellent effort.
Where's the game ball?
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The game ball goes to,
surprise-surprise, Lance Harbor.
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Get yourself another shelf.
Pretty good running the ball, Wendell.
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Really not bad, boy. How you feeling?
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Dog tired. It's my knee.
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Never show weakness.
Never show weakness.
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The only pain that matters
is the pain you inflict.
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Look at Billy Bob.
He got enough heart for all y'all.
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Look at this old boy. Huh.
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- Four more games.
- Yup. Hang in there, man.
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You're doing fine.
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Hey, Tweeter. Hey, man, you got any?
My knee's killing me.
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Sweetness. 500 milligrams?
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- How many can I have?
- Keep them. I got more at home.
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...this team needs is a lot more effort...
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What is this shit? I'm not interested
in your fucking muscles.
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- Maybe that's what happened...
- Kilmer.
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...in the fourth quarter. You're looking off
in the goddamn stands!
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What a fucking asshole, huh?
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I'm telling you,
there's people here that
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- are not focused on this fucking game!
- I'm getting fucked up tonight.
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- Yup, I'm getting fucked up.
- I ain't just talking about you.
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I'm talking to other people, too!
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Come on, Bacon. That's it, baby.
Be a good dog, here you go.
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There you go. You chug it! Chug it!
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And what do you mean
is he a boy or a girl?
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Of course he's a boy.
Look at the size of that sausage!
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Isn't that right, boy?
Hey! Look at the size of that sausage!
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Baby, I just got so excited
thinking about next year
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and Florida State and the future.
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I think I need to be your wide receiver.
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Really, baby? Here?
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Not here, here,
but somewhere here.
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Come on.
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Now how come
you never dress like that?
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Costs a lot of money to look that cheap.
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Well, no, she's pretty sharp.
She pulls A's.
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- That's not all she pulls.
- I'm just saying she's not stupid.
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You shut up.
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She broke my heart,
so I broke her jaw
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- So when did you graduate?
- I'm class of 1980. Huh.
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Hey, he's class of 1980.
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Yeah? Graduated 1980 and still come
to all these football parties, huh?
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I never miss these.
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- Well, that's team spirit!
- Yeah, it is.
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- Ain't it? That is team spirit.
- Yes, sir.
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All right, you ready to be on America's
Hilarious Home Videos, or what?
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Absolutely.
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All right, put down that glass.
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All right,
now pick up that there flowerpot.
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All right, bring it up over your head.
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All right, now close your eyes.
Think real hard.
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- You getting this?
- Oh, you know I got it.
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Then say, "I'm stupid
and I'm about to get hit in the nuts."
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That's funny. Ain't it, buddy?
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That's what I mean, see. They need to
change the name of the show
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to America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts!
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Baby, I don't know
if I can concentrate here.
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Relax, let the dryer do the work.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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All right, fancy boy.
You ready to show us your dinner?
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Nothing but net!
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Billy Bob! Billy Bob!
Billy Bob! Billy Bob!
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You thinking about
calling some dinosaurs?
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I figured I'd give them a holler.
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Billy Bob's gonna puke.
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Here he goes!
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Move!
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Hey, if you're hungry,
I left a few hot dogs in here.
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I'm back! Puke and rally!
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Give me a beer!
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- Break!
- Break!
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Set! Go!
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There he is! There he is!
That a boy, that a boy, Lance!
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You see that?
That's the way to ride them.
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All right! First string offense, take water!
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Give me a huddle!
Give me a huddle!
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Dummieos! Dummieos!
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Follow your dummieo QB to the mud
for a scrimmage.
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- Think about it now.
- Moxon, pick it up!
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Your attitude's earning you laps
right now, boy.
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Keep smiling, shithead.
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He used to hammer my ass
the exact same way 27 years ago!
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Hell, it's good for him.
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Shit, them boys
is having the time of their lives!
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No doubt about it.
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- Oop-Dee-oop left, on one. Ready?
- Break!
243
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,852
Let's go, big Mox!
244
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,145
Shift!
245
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,276
What the hell kind of offense is that?
246
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,153
Kilmer gonna eat his ass.
Watch this. See?
247
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,949
In Jesus name, Moxon,
what are you doing?
248
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,202
What kind of Lu-Lu formation you pulling?
249
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,162
- It's a secret.
- Oh, it's a secret?
250
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,414
Your dummieos
can't even run a simple draw
251
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,166
and you got secret formations?
252
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,709
Shit for brains,
this isn't no fucking sand lot!
253
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,086
It's called a oop-Dee-oop.
254
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,796
Oh. It's an oop-Dee-oop. Oop-Dee-oop!
255
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,673
Nevada State averaged over
40 points a game with this offense.
256
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,802
Overload the defense on the strong side,
burn them one on one on the other.
257
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,764
You got a bad attitude,
and you don't listen!
258
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,227
We do things around here my way!
You understand that?
259
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,938
You think you're in some fancy school?
Bullshit!
260
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,565
You show me the kind of smarts,
makes me wonder if you know
261
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,485
the difference between a sneeze
and a wet fart!
262
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,446
You gonna be second string
all your life, boy!
263
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,741
Man! Kilmer loves
to bag on your boy, Sammy.
264
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,076
Been on him all season.
265
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:47,247
Oop-Dee-oop! Give me a break!
Oop-Dee-fucking-oop! Give me a break.
266
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,999
I stood up to it, so will he.
267
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,809
Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year
268
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,478
so he'll be bigger for frosh try-outs.
269
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,273
Eighth grade isn't so bad, is it, Son?
270
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,609
Our Kyle's
dying to get into a Coyote jersey.
271
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,779
Had that ankle injury,
but he's ready to go now.
272
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,531
Ain't that right, Son?
273
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,158
Kyle?
274
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,995
- Kyle!
- Hmm.
275
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,540
He's very spiritual.
276
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,918
Shame nobody had the mind
to hold us back
277
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,337
when we was Kids, eh, Sammy boy?
278
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,175
Hell, I didn't fair so bad.
279
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:45,054
Lance? Toss me one, Son.
280
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,849
Let's show them your old pop's still got it!
281
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,062
Button hook right on three. Hut! Hut! Hut!
282
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,320
Slow enough
he could have mailed it.
283
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,238
Well, there you go, Sammy boy.
284
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,741
- Oh, no.
- Let's see it, old man!
285
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,409
Let's show them how it's done.
286
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,078
But, Dad, come on,
you're gonna fall on the barbecue.
287
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,790
Slant right on three.
Don't talk back to your father.
288
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,253
Set. Hut! Hut! Hut! Come on, boy, hit it!
289
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,263
Well, I guess bad hands
just runs in the family.
290
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,182
What's that supposed to mean?
291
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,769
It's just for grins,
don't get your panties in a bunch.
292
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,315
If Kilmer weren't such a prick,
my boy would be starting quarterback.
293
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:43,238
Oh, is that a fact?
And you think he's first string, huh?
294
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,697
That's right.
295
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,325
I smell a challenge.
296
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:53,623
How about you, Jonnie?
Do you think you're better than my boy?
297
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,545
Well, hell. It ain't multiple choice.
298
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,589
I think it's best
we settle this matter once and for all.
299
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,342
You all remember William Tell?
Get up, Lance.
300
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,512
Let's show them what it takes
to start for Kilmer's Coyotes.
301
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:11,391
- Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny!
- Knock off this here can.
302
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,309
Show them what you're made of.
303
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,104
Come on, Lance.
Nail the can! Nail it!
304
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,401
You up, Sammy boy.
305
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,780
- Dad, come on, this is stupid!
- Throw it.
306
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,951
Sporting some 'tude now!
307
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:34,372
- Be a winner. Throw the damn ball!
- Come on, Jonnie, you can do it!
308
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:37,667
Sit on the bench!
Show us what you do best!
309
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,253
- He's chicken!
- Yeah, he is a chicken.
310
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:46,092
- Throw that damn ball!
- Hey, you feel like chicken tonight?
311
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,427
You can do it!
312
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,807
I raised you to be a winner.
So damn it, boy, win!
313
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:56,185
Fire that fucking pigskin!
314
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,608
Nice shot!
315
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:05,278
- Get some ice for him!
- Not ice, get him a beer.
316
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,616
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, man.
317
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:37,226
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
318
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,692
We are adults,
319
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:51,949
and I think it's necessary that we move
beyond the common nomenclature
320
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:56,996
commonly associated
with sexual reproduction.
321
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:03,419
Now, I want everybody together
to go ahead and say,
322
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,424
"Penis, penis, penis,
vagina, vagina, vagina."
323
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,889
Come on, you all, say it.
324
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:21,562
Penis, penis, penis,
vagina, vagina, vagina.
325
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:24,440
Well, good! Great!
326
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:31,948
Now, I think it's also very important
that we discuss and discard
327
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:37,870
any slang terms for different sex organs.
Please.
328
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:43,459
Because today,
we are going to begin our study of
329
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,879
the male erection.
330
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,426
Hand down, Billy Bob.
331
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:55,054
Okay. So what are a few
of the slang expressions
332
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:59,767
for the male erection
we want to identify and discard, hmm?
333
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,980
Elliot?
334
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,231
Uh...
335
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,816
Boner?
336
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,194
- Is boner one of them?
- Yes.
337
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:15,032
Boner is good. Boner is very...
338
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,493
What, Billy Bob?
339
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,829
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Please.
340
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:26,836
Now, does anybody
have any others before we move on?
341
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:32,133
Mr. Moxon, care to share with us?
342
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,677
- The male erection?
- Mmm-hmm.
343
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:40,224
Pitching a tent. Sporting wood.
Icicle's formed. The march is on.
344
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:41,684
Thank you, Jonathan.
345
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:47,482
Stiff, stiffy, Mr. Mortis,
rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket.
346
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:51,277
Jack's magic beanstalk,
tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick,
347
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,988
Mr. Mushroom head,
purple-headed yogurt slinger,
348
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:58,701
and Pedro.
349
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,537
Pedro?
350
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,039
Mmm-hmm.
351
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,557
- Billy Bob, are you okay?
- Yes, ma'am.
352
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,399
Call the nurse!
353
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:32,902
Go on now.
354
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:42,161
- How you feeling, son?
- Can't seem to hold down any chow, sir.
355
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,746
Must be nerves.
356
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:48,376
Don't you worry. You're gonna play
every minute of that game.
357
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,296
Nurse doesn't think I should play.
358
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,215
Oh, she doesn't, does she?
359
00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:57,301
Because, well,
I got my head whacked last week.
360
00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:01,138
Well, she don't have no division title
to win, does she?
361
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,432
I'm gonna ask you, son,
362
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,978
are you ready to go?
363
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,401
- Yes, sir.
- That's my soldier, William Robert.
364
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:17,154
Now you rest here. Take advantage,
see you at 4:00 practice.
365
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,615
Yes, sir.
366
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,579
Hut!
367
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,507
Fourth down, 1:49 to play, Greenville.
368
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:39,010
Stubby, leading 21-17.
369
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,720
If they hope to win the ball game,
370
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:44,056
the Coyotes have got to stop
Greenville right here.
371
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,349
- Break!
- Break!
372
00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:54,191
Hornets,
come to the line of scrimmage.
373
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,278
James Cowboy pulls the quarterback
gives the football to Terry and...
374
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,738
He's stopped right in his tracks!
375
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:02,283
Yes! Our ball. He got the bastards!
376
00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,327
That's ours to win now! Ours to win!
377
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,912
Get out there and win this ball game.
378
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,164
All right, 4-95. Let's go. Get out there.
379
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,624
Come on, Lance!
380
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,001
Let's go! Let's go!
381
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,253
Billy Bob, I need you
for one more series, Hoss.
382
00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,547
Get in there! Get in there! Right deep.
383
00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:19,175
Are you sure you're all right to play?
384
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,760
- If you're not all right, say something.
- Moxon.
385
00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,804
Get your ass back on that bench!
386
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:30,186
Let's go, boys, let's go!
Ours to win now. Door's open, let's go!
387
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,355
- Break!
- Break!
388
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:42,573
Set! Blue 32!
389
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,785
Blue 32!
390
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,286
Go!
391
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,977
Lord, don't do this to me.
392
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,192
Stub, I'll tell you,
393
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:21,487
I've hardly ever heard
this stadium this quiet.
394
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,156
Lance Harbor, laying there on the field.
395
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,283
And you see his future
going down the drain.
396
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:28,035
Committed to Florida State.
397
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:31,706
And now what must this do
to the Coyotes' football plans?
398
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,003
Oh, God.
399
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,803
Lance, please be okay. Lance.
400
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,139
Oh, God.
It's my knee, man.
401
00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:00,109
I'm sorry, man. Lance!
402
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,078
You're looking now coming in Lasala,
and you got Moxon looking to come in.
403
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:14,373
Yeah, and you've taken more snaps
than he's taken.
404
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,964
We got a game here.
Let's go. We got a game.
405
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,883
We got a game to win. Let's go.
406
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:32,516
Watch me for the signals. Stay focused.
407
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:36,562
And don't worry, son, I'm behind you.
408
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:42,234
Let's go. Let's go.
409
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,028
Well, there goes the season.
410
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:49,658
That Moxon isn't worth the Charmin
extra soft he wipes his butt with.
411
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:54,663
He's hurt bad, Mox.
It's all my fault, man. It's all my fault.
412
00:31:55,581 --> 00:32:00,294
All right, I right, 494, Z-post, on one.
413
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,422
I right, 494, Z-post, on one.
414
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:05,174
- Ready? Break!
- Break!
415
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,093
Here we go
with Moxon as quarterback.
416
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,719
Yeah, they say
this guy scratches hisself
417
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,262
better than he throws the ball.
418
00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:13,891
Set! 2-80!
419
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,976
2-80! Go!
420
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,826
Yeah! En garde!
421
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:38,290
Jon Moxon with a 40-yard pass!
Where'd this kid come from?
422
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,168
Hey! That's my boy!
423
00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:46,006
- Everybody on the ball! Get on the ball!
- He's got to stop the clock!
424
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:50,636
- Drag it. Drag it out.
- Stop play! Stop play! Stop play!
425
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,388
Give me the horny hex!
426
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,307
The clock's still running!
The clock's still running!
427
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,559
Go!
428
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:13,492
Huddle up!
429
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:23,169
I can't... Go again. I can't.
430
00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:26,046
- You got it!
- Fuck it.
431
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,632
I don't know what play they're calling.
How's your arm?
432
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:30,009
- It's fine. I'm cool.
- All right.
433
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,178
- Last chance for the Coyotes.
- Set!
434
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,138
Moxon the quarterback.
435
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,099
This is not the formation!
That's not the formation!
436
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,350
Go!
437
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,355
Moxon hands off to Brown,
throwback pass, complete!
438
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,482
- He's got a chance!
- Moxon has the football!
439
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:46,650
He's got a chance!
440
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:47,776
What's the move? Heading for...
441
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:51,363
Touchdown! Good grief!
Touchdown! Touchdown!
442
00:33:51,447 --> 00:33:55,492
Bud Kilmer pulls off another one!
Unbelievable!
443
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:10,799
Holy shit!
444
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,850
Mr. Harbor? Lance is out of surgery.
445
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,727
You should be able to visit him
in just a little while.
446
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,813
- How long's he out?
- Any chance for this season?
447
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,025
Look, Lance tore every ligament he's got.
448
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,151
He's gonna need several surgeries
449
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,945
over the next few months
just to repair them all.
450
00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:32,404
How long?
451
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,659
Minimum, year and a half, if ever.
452
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,288
Oh, no, no.
453
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:44,750
Lance's ride?
454
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,212
His scholarship to Florida State?
455
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:50,130
Jesus.
456
00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:52,258
Look, I'm amazed
he hasn't had problems before this.
457
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,803
I removed a hell of a lot of scar tissue
from that boy's knee.
458
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,973
He shouldn't even have been playing.
459
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,100
Never said anything to me.
460
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:07,106
Moxon, get on home. Get some shuteye.
461
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,440
Harbors appreciate you being here,
462
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,193
but there's nothing more
you can do tonight. Get on.
463
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:19,660
You go on. I'll stay with them, okay?
464
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,079
- All right. I'll call you.
- All right.
465
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:31,380
Well, I guess
I should be going, too, then,
466
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,508
this being a family thing and all.
467
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:52,526
- Thanks again for the ride, Mox.
- No problem.
468
00:35:59,742 --> 00:36:02,536
- What the hell are you doing?
- Changing.
469
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:08,167
Oh, come on. I'm wearing underwear.
It covers up the same as a bathing suit.
470
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,337
Does it really bother you?
471
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,757
Whatever, I... You know, I can handle it.
472
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,386
This has been the worst night of my life.
473
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:24,016
You really aren't looking.
474
00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,935
You're sweet.
475
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:29,021
Lance is gonna be all right.
476
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,357
His career is probably over.
477
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,235
No, you guys are gonna be all right.
You love each other.
478
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:40,699
Things change, Mox.
I don't wanna think about it right now.
479
00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:44,119
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
480
00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:48,207
I mean, what about you and Jules?
481
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,626
Is there a future?
482
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:54,046
Yeah, you know, I mean, she's great.
483
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,924
I got another year
until she's graduating but...
484
00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:00,803
I mean, I love spending time with her,
you know.
485
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,472
Things change, Mox.
486
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,767
You're the starting quarterback now.
487
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:21,573
- Well, you're here.
- You're not coming in?
488
00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:26,620
No. Not tonight. It doesn't seem right
with Lance all fucked up.
489
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,965
You don't always have to do
the right thing, Mox.
490
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,343
We'll continue this any time you want.
491
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,393
Shit.
492
00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:54,940
Hey, girls.
493
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:03,073
Hey, Tweeter. How you doing?
494
00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,783
Good. How are you?
495
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:09,663
Well, well, well,
if it ain't Charlie Tweeter.
496
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:11,874
Yes, it is.
497
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,751
So how we doing tonight?
498
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,379
How we doing?
Well, we are doing fine.
499
00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:19,256
Congratulations.
500
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:23,886
- Well, congratulations to you, too.
- Congratulations for what?
501
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:28,307
Well, for getting to wear
such cute "mount me" hats.
502
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,767
-"Mount me"?
- Well, not right away,
503
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,811
I mean, after a couple of drinks, maybe.
I don't know.
504
00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:34,271
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- All right.
505
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,815
We just wanna make sure
no one drinks and drives.
506
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,484
I was just kidding. Just kidding.
507
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,819
- You got a smart mouth.
- I know, I got a smart mouth,
508
00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:44,323
and I got to watch it, and you know
what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go home.
509
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:46,408
I'm gonna give you these drinks.
Take this, please.
510
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,160
I don't want to drink and drive.
511
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,787
There'll be no drinking and no driving.
512
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,749
I think it's time for you to go home.
513
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:57,336
I think you're right.
I'm going home, all right?
514
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,296
- You go home.
- I'm going home.
515
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,757
- Bye, Tweeter.
- You know what? You hurt my feelings,
516
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,510
- and now I'm going home, all right?
- Where's Billy Bob?
517
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:07,554
I'm gonna go home,
and you can kiss my ass.
518
00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:10,557
Haines, he's taking the car!
519
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,935
I'm gonna go to jail.
520
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:22,277
Son of a bitch!
521
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:31,828
Great game tonight.
522
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:34,873
Thanks. How much?
523
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,877
Oh, your money's no good here.
524
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:26,216
Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest
525
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,510
for not being naked
with some sophomore chick
526
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,554
who wants to bathe you with her tongue.
527
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,265
Now take off your goddamn
clothes and get in the car.
528
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,726
- Tweeter?
- Damn right, Tweeter.
529
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:38,186
They're about as sharp
as a box of marbles,
530
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,438
but we're all naked in there,
531
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:42,274
and we got handcuffs
and cool shit to play with.
532
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:43,984
Now take off your clothes
and get in the car.
533
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,153
Mox, Tweeter threw my clothes
out the window.
534
00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:47,279
Will you come keep me warm?
535
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:49,489
Shit.
536
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,162
- I can't go with you. But, here...
- Oh!
537
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:57,706
...I'll give you my jacket.
Here you go.
538
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,124
Thank you.
539
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,629
- Sorry, Mox. I got to bail.
- All right.
540
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:08,091
Ladies.
Shut up and hold onto your nipples.
541
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,153
Hey, you weren't asleep,
were you?
542
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:32,199
No. I was lying in bed
naming my unborn children.
543
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,159
How's Lance?
544
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,994
He's out of the first surgery.
545
00:41:36,078 --> 00:41:38,872
They're gonna have to go back in there
again in a few weeks.
546
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,709
Oh, man. I'm going to see him tomorrow.
547
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:46,213
I heard
you played a great game.
548
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:47,714
It was strange.
549
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,759
Strange to be a god now?
550
00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:55,972
I don't know. I mean...
551
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,893
We did win, you know.
552
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:05,315
I don't know, I've been...
i just been walking around for a while.
553
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,111
What's wrong, Jonnie?
554
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,862
Want me to get dressed
and come out there?
555
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:15,659
No. I'm just gonna go home.
556
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:27,796
It's been a really weird night.
I don't know. I'll see you tomorrow.
557
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,225
Well, they stole
a state trooper car,
558
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:44,938
and then they exposed themselves
to the ladies' auxiliary.
559
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,523
I tell you,
these players nowadays,
560
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,525
they just running around lawless.
561
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:49,651
There you go.
562
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:54,114
They're all hopped up on beer
and painkillers is what it is.
563
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:57,075
- Painkillers.
- They exposed theirselves?
564
00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:59,619
Yup. Yeah.
They pulled out their wangers,
565
00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:01,747
pressed them up against the glass
at the Alano Club
566
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,750
while the girls was rehearsing
the Christmas pageant.
567
00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,668
Oh, now that ain't right.
568
00:43:07,836 --> 00:43:09,963
Wangers on the glass
at the Alano Club?
569
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,131
Yes.
570
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,550
No. No good.
571
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,678
- You know, we never stole no cars.
- Mmm-mmm
572
00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:19,514
I don't think I can just keep letting
these boys get away with this stuff...
573
00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,516
Earl? Earl?
574
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,312
My boys too much trouble for you?
575
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:31,276
Oh, no, uh-uh, Coach. They just kids.
576
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,697
You know, Sam's boy
looked pretty good last Friday.
577
00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:36,782
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
578
00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:40,452
They all get theirselves
a sweet hand now and again.
579
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,205
Moxon sure ain't got what Lance has.
580
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,899
Set. Go.
581
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:32,504
So, now I wanna know
where Jon Moxon came from.
582
00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:35,590
- Forty-yard scramble touchdown.
- What a great run.
583
00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:39,636
Way to go, Jonnie.
584
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,266
Go, Mox, Go.
585
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,144
Yeah, Mox.
586
00:44:56,695 --> 00:45:00,699
- Hey, nice game, Jonathan.
- Well, thank you.
587
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:03,076
- See you in class.
- All right.
588
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:09,374
Yes, you will.
That's a nice car on a teacher's salary.
589
00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:13,712
Look, I'm going with my dad
to see Lance. You wanna come?
590
00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:16,339
This is Olin Buchanan of KPJT.
591
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,758
Mox, how does it feel
to be out of Lance Harbor's shadow
592
00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,303
and showing everyone
that you've been underrated?
593
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,889
Uh...
594
00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:27,767
Gee, I mean, Lance Harbor
left some pretty big shoes to fill.
595
00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:31,730
I don't know that
I'll ever get the job done like he did.
596
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,565
And we all want to know
597
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,817
about you planning
to play ball in the Ivy League.
598
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:37,402
Ivy Leagues? Uh...
599
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:42,365
Heck, I don't know. I don't know.
600
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:48,246
I just wanna thank God
and my teammates for the win today.
601
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:51,499
I mean, Jonathan Moxon's
only one man, you know.
602
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,461
I'm just one man.
603
00:45:57,797 --> 00:46:00,091
- Thanks.
- All right, thank you.
604
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,643
"Gee"? "Heck"? You even thanked God.
605
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:14,064
- You know, you're a scary superstar.
- Come on, Jules.
606
00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:18,693
You referred to yourself as one man.
You're really enjoying this.
607
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,363
Why not? It's a trip.
608
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,619
God. Look, I'm gonna go see my dad.
609
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:31,831
All right.
610
00:47:01,111 --> 00:47:03,905
All right, let's razzle dazzle them
dummy D's with a little package six.
611
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,616
- The old hook and ladder.
- Man, that play don't work.
612
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:10,203
- Someone always screws up.
- Well, have a little fun, then.
613
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,164
All right. Hook and ladder left, on one.
614
00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:14,624
Hook and ladder left, on one.
615
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:15,959
- Ready? Break!
- Break!
616
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,963
This ain't the one where I trot down field
and look like I'm lost, is it?
617
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:22,966
Guy, huddle them back up again.
618
00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,968
Huddle up. Clayton, huddle them up.
619
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,344
Give me a huddle!
620
00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:28,221
Billy Bob, this play is for you, all right?
621
00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,557
- Tweeter's gonna pitch you the ball.
- Oh, no.
622
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,144
Oh, no what? Just catch the ball.
Look, a ball. Oh, I'm gonna catch it.
623
00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,437
You big dummy. That's all.
624
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,564
But wait a minute,
but I'm no eligible receiver though.
625
00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:40,358
- See what I mean, Mox?
- Just catch the damn ball, all right?
626
00:47:40,442 --> 00:47:41,735
- Fine.
- Hook and ladder left, on one.
627
00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:43,236
- Ready? Break!
- Break!
628
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,448
Go.
629
00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:05,091
When did the damn circus
come to town?
630
00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:06,593
I didn't see no trucks.
631
00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,553
Would've been six
if he'd held onto the ball.
632
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,138
For which team?
633
00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:16,436
You listen hard. Stick to the basics.
Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics.
634
00:48:17,479 --> 00:48:21,566
We're a running team.
You only call what I tell you to call.
635
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,069
You hear me in there?
636
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:27,238
You are the damn
dumbest smart kid I know.
637
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:36,873
Come in.
638
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:44,047
No, don't sit. It won't take a minute.
639
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,427
You're dragging ass out there, son,
640
00:48:49,511 --> 00:48:52,555
and it's fucking up my universe.
You understand?
641
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:55,850
You're fat, you're slow,
all of a sudden you're lazy.
642
00:48:55,934 --> 00:48:58,770
And if it wasn't for you, I would still have
my starting quarterback.
643
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,980
I'm wondering what happened to you.
644
00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:04,067
- My... Coach, my head...
- I don't want no excuses.
645
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,361
I want you to fix it.
646
00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,494
Get out of here.
647
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:17,539
Get the hell out.
648
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,212
Hey, Mox, wait up.
649
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:28,383
- So, what time?
- What time what?
650
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,010
What time are you coming over tonight?
651
00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:34,556
- Tonight?
- It's half price night at the gun club.
652
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,475
My folks never get home before 12:00.
653
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,688
Visited Lance today at the...
654
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,316
This is about you and me.
655
00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:48,528
I've known you my whole life.
656
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:53,032
I'm not telling anyone you're coming over.
657
00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:57,453
Any time after 7:00.
658
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,760
Why be good? I'm always good.
659
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:16,431
Where's my upside to being good?
660
00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:23,062
I'm 18 years old.
It's not like I'm married to her.
661
00:50:23,605 --> 00:50:27,400
She invited me over.
I'm just being polite. Right, Kyle?
662
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,196
- Kyle?
- I only answer to one name.
663
00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:35,283
I'm the great and honorable
El Ali Akbar Shabazz Da.
664
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,534
That's a bunch of names.
665
00:50:36,618 --> 00:50:40,496
But there is only one God.
All praise be to Allah.
666
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:45,043
Yeah, but would Allah nail Darcy
if he had the chance?
667
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,878
- Huh?
- Hmm.
668
00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:51,299
I think he would.
669
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,095
Okay.
670
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,609
- Gave up on you.
- Am I too late?
671
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:12,820
No. Come in.
672
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,663
I'm glad you came.
673
00:51:22,789 --> 00:51:25,416
I mean, it's kind of weird
to have you in my house, isn't it?
674
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:26,542
Yeah.
675
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:27,585
Hmm.
676
00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:30,380
I feel like I'm doing something illegal.
677
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,840
Well, not yet.
678
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:41,140
Look at me. I'm a mess.
No one ever sees me like this.
679
00:51:41,683 --> 00:51:44,686
I think this is the best
I've ever seen you look.
680
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,481
You're sweet, Mox,
but you know you are.
681
00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:52,026
Nice house.
682
00:51:54,195 --> 00:51:57,365
I was about to make
an ice cream sundae.
683
00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:00,660
- You want one?
- Um...
684
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:03,454
Yeah, have one. I'll make it.
685
00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:05,832
All right.
686
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,461
Do you want whipped cream?
687
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:13,089
- Sure.
- Okay.
688
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:49,751
Come here.
689
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:08,227
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. Wait. I can't.
690
00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:13,191
We can't. This is not...
I'm really sorry. All right?
691
00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:15,985
What? You're sorry?
692
00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:18,863
There's Lance and then there's Jules,
693
00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:22,742
and I don't know
if I love Jules but I might.
694
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:26,496
What I do know is I don't love you.
But Lance, he might love you. I can't...
695
00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:30,958
I don't love Lance.
It was never about love.
696
00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,672
It's about me getting a better life.
697
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:40,093
Lance and I
were gonna leave.
698
00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:43,221
Now I know he's probably gonna stay
in West Canaan
699
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:47,183
and be the manager
at Wal-Mart and coach JV football.
700
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,476
Darcy.
701
00:53:50,645 --> 00:53:52,814
I just wanted to go with you.
702
00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:59,654
Look, you're gonna get out
of West Canaan on your own.
703
00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:03,574
All right? You're smart.
704
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,498
Unbelievable.
705
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,334
What?
706
00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:17,338
I usually fall for
the whipped cream bikini every time.
707
00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:26,722
- Wendell?
- Hey, what's up, Mox?
708
00:54:26,806 --> 00:54:30,601
- Meet at the Mini-Mart at 10:00 tonight.
- 10:00? For what, man?
709
00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:33,062
- I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
- All right.
710
00:54:33,146 --> 00:54:34,480
Hey, have you seen Billy Bob?
I can't find him.
711
00:54:34,564 --> 00:54:36,274
I'm afraid something's wrong.
712
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,025
- Kilmer.
- Kilmer?
713
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,947
Come on, Mox. He's been riding the fuck
out of Billy Bob, man,
714
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,408
blaming him for Lance's knee and shit.
715
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:48,453
Look, man, I'm over this shit. I'm over it.
716
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:51,330
- I hear you, man.
- You don't hear me, man.
717
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:53,708
Kilmer's a fucking-ass racist redneck.
718
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,210
You know how many yards
I average a game?
719
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:58,880
- About 100?
- 133.
720
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,923
You know how many touchdowns I have?
721
00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,341
Huh?
722
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,138
Three. That's only because
I broke for over 20 yards each time.
723
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,808
Every time we get inside the 10,
he gives the ball to Lance on a sweep
724
00:55:10,892 --> 00:55:14,854
or some fucking roll out
to a white receiver. It's bullshit.
725
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:18,191
- I'm just Kilmer's black work horse.
- Kilmer.
726
00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:22,069
You think he'd pick up the phone and
call Texas Tech or A&M for me?
727
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:26,199
Fuck no.
My mom's been doing my recruiting.
728
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:29,410
She's got Grambling coming to see me.
729
00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:32,872
Damn, Mox, I thought you knew.
730
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:35,041
Shit is fucked up.
731
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:40,463
Fuck Kilmer, all right?
I'll get you in the end zone.
732
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:48,930
We cool, Mox. Hey.
733
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:55,811
You got shit to tend to.
See you at practice, man.
734
00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,772
- What's up, Darcy?
- Hey.
735
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,566
Hey. How are you?
736
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:03,319
Tell me not to feel weird around you.
737
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,364
Look, Darcy, the last thing
I need right now
738
00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:08,199
is for anything to come between us.
739
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:12,203
Okay? Look, we're friends.
We're just a little closer now.
740
00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:14,539
Okay?
741
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:16,249
Yeah, I guess we are, huh.
742
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:21,087
- Thanks, Mox.
- No problem.
743
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,979
Wait, Jules. Wait a minute. Jules.
744
00:56:39,981 --> 00:56:45,653
Would you listen to me, all right?
Bitches are all just panty droppers.
745
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,572
You understand? That's it.
746
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,241
What?
747
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:56,080
Listen, you give them a Percocet,
two Vicodin and a couple of beers,
748
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,375
and the panties drop. Very nice.
749
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:02,044
- It's nice.
- It's nice.
750
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:04,380
Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison?
751
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,757
I don't know. What?
752
00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:13,347
- Where are we going tonight?
- That's a surprise.
753
00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:15,641
Just make sure everyone's
at the Mini-Mart at 10:00, all right?
754
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:19,228
- I'm bringing Lance.
- Nice.
755
00:57:22,815 --> 00:57:24,442
What the fuck is that?
756
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:46,714
Oh, my God.
It's star quarterback, Jonnie Moxon.
757
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,007
Somebody hold me up.
758
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:51,719
Look, there's nothing going on
with Darcy Sears. All right?
759
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,180
I've known her since kindergarten.
Nothing's ever happened.
760
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:58,184
You mean you've never seen her
in her whipped-cream bikini?
761
00:58:03,773 --> 00:58:05,274
- No.
- Funny.
762
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:07,985
That's how she got Lance.
763
00:58:08,069 --> 00:58:10,154
Come on, Jules,
are we together or what?
764
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,281
I don't date football players.
765
00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,909
Come on, Jules,
I've always been a football player.
766
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,452
Number 26.
767
00:58:18,788 --> 00:58:23,834
No, you were something different.
At least I thought you were.
768
00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:33,719
What a Kodak moment.
Star quarterback Jonnie Moxon
769
00:58:33,803 --> 00:58:36,555
having a gut-check minute
about who he really is.
770
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:40,017
- You don't think all this is hard?
- Hard? On who?
771
00:58:40,101 --> 00:58:42,520
- Jules.
- Mox.
772
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:46,357
We had a thing and it was great, okay.
773
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,610
Things have changed a little bit,
and that's okay.
774
00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:54,281
- Maybe you should go.
- You can't make me leave.
775
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,374
Oh, my God.
Everybody come meet Jonnie Moxon.
776
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:06,377
The Mox,
the star quarterback of the Coyotes.
777
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,295
He's at my window.
778
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,424
FAN 1. Good game. Good game, man.
779
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:47,668
- Bring it on.
- These are from Brett.
780
00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:49,628
And you boys are on the house all night.
781
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:51,505
- All right.
- Oh, yeah.
782
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:55,176
Gentlemen, I'm gonna go nuts.
783
00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:58,679
My gift to you. To Kilmer.
784
00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:00,681
- Fuck Kilmer.
- Fuck Kilmer.
785
01:00:02,183 --> 01:00:04,894
Hey, Tweeter. Take my shot, man.
You know I don't drink.
786
01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:08,481
- Come on, you're drinking tonight.
- We got Elwood tomorrow, man.
787
01:00:08,564 --> 01:00:11,650
- We can't be staying up all late.
- Oh, relax.
788
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:14,487
Just chill, Wendell,
and look over your left shoulder.
789
01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:15,905
What's up?
790
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,077
God damn.
791
01:00:24,205 --> 01:00:25,706
Oh, yeah.
792
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,180
Yeah.
793
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:44,308
Come on.
Come on, keep your shirt on, Billy Bob.
794
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:47,394
It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work.
795
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,110
Shit.
796
01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,989
Work it, Billy Bob.
Let's go, dog.
797
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:06,288
Oh, no. Oh no, come on.
798
01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,416
Here you go, have a beer. Come on.
799
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:12,086
Come on, man.
800
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,467
Go, Billy Bob.
801
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:24,014
- What a nut.
- Hey, you know of all these guys,
802
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:27,017
you're the only one
that came and visited me in the hospital.
803
01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:28,769
You're a good friend.
804
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,690
And also, and I have to say that,
805
01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:35,192
thank you very much
for dragging my ass out here.
806
01:01:35,276 --> 01:01:38,279
I appreciate everything
you've done for me.
807
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,030
You're not gonna try and hug me now,
are you?
808
01:01:57,756 --> 01:01:59,800
Yeah, baby, take it off!
809
01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:24,241
- Oh, my God. It's Miss Davis.
- Holy shit. It is Miss Davis.
810
01:02:24,325 --> 01:02:27,453
- It's Miss Davis. Miss Davis. Yeah.
- No way.
811
01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:54,897
I just want you to know that I am 18,
812
01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:58,233
and I have had sex
with older women before.
813
01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:01,236
It was topical. It was erotic.
814
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,823
I gave it a 9.5. I still got wood. Still.
815
01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:07,242
I gave it a 10.
816
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:10,329
- A 10. A fucking 10.
- Gentlemen.
817
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,959
I'd like to propose a toast. To Miss Davis.
818
01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:16,961
Miss Davis. Ten.
819
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,735
Fuck me. It's 7:00.
820
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,113
What'd you just say?
821
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:46,991
It's 7:00.
822
01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:50,119
Oops.
823
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:53,789
- God, what's that smell?
- That's us.
824
01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:55,207
Who we playing tonight?
825
01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,418
Shit.
826
01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:08,929
10. 3-15. 3-15. Go.
827
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:17,354
Well, Jon Moxon finding out
how the other half lives here,
828
01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:19,523
Stubby, as he gets crushed on that play.
829
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:21,316
I tell you,
that was a true slobberknocker on that.
830
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,526
He took a whooping,
831
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:25,446
and Bud Kilmer can't be happy,
the way his team's playing tonight.
832
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:28,115
Why don't you let
the pom-pom girls play for you?
833
01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,242
Goddamn worst game I ever seen.
834
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:33,203
I thought you said
Elwood wasn't that good.
835
01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:35,748
They ain't. They're playing like shit.
836
01:04:35,831 --> 01:04:38,333
Anybody wanna stop these guys
from planting my ass?
837
01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:42,379
I got the squirts, Mox. I think
that liquor's still in my system.
838
01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:44,423
And I cannot concentrate
because I keep seeing
839
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:47,926
Miss Davis' fat ass in my face,
bouncing and...
840
01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:50,387
Look, I'm hung-over, too, all right?
841
01:04:50,471 --> 01:04:53,057
We got to suck it up.
We got to put one in the end zone.
842
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:55,851
All right, 4-95. Curl, on one.
843
01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,396
All right, 4-95. Curl, on one. Eyes up.
844
01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:02,858
- Ready? Break!
- Break!
845
01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:25,584
The hard work of so many is sacrificed
846
01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:29,296
by the disrespect of the few.
847
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,802
Moxon,
848
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:39,890
you sacrificed the honor
849
01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:43,644
of this football team
and the town that supports it.
850
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:46,980
Shit, you poisoned my team, son.
851
01:07:53,237 --> 01:07:56,615
Hope last night was fun. Hope it was fun.
852
01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:00,494
Was it fun? Was it fun?
853
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,751
You think you don't have to listen to me?
854
01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:11,546
Your daddy was a no-talent pussy,
but at least he listened.
855
01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,975
Aw.
856
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:25,602
Little Billy Bob crybaby.
857
01:08:26,979 --> 01:08:31,483
You cost me my perfect season.
How does it feel? Huh?
858
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:35,320
Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby.
You disgust me.
859
01:08:35,404 --> 01:08:40,284
My star quarterback is dragging
his leg around, because of you.
860
01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:43,745
And on top of that,
I got to sit and watch you cry about it.
861
01:08:43,829 --> 01:08:47,791
Well, you know what?
Get the fuck out of here.
862
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,712
I don't wanna see your fat face.
Get out. Get the fuck out of here.
863
01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,380
Get out of here.
864
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,403
People are saying
you organized an all-night drinking party.
865
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,530
It's why you boys dragged ass out there.
866
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:22,743
- Save it, Dad.
- Save it? Save what?
867
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:25,537
You got the opportunity
of a lifetime, you're treating it like...
868
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,290
Playing football at West Canaan
is not the opportunity of a lifetime.
869
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:31,001
Your attitude's wrong.
Your tone of voice is wrong.
870
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,337
- This is your opportunity...
- For you.
871
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,796
Playing football at West Canaan
872
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,674
may have been
the opportunity of your lifetime,
873
01:09:37,758 --> 01:09:39,968
but I don't want your life.
874
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:46,975
What the hell's Bacon doing here?
875
01:09:47,059 --> 01:09:51,104
Billy Bob dropped him off.
Said you'd know how to take care of him.
876
01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:22,135
- Mind if I take a seat beside you?
- Don't move.
877
01:10:25,806 --> 01:10:28,975
This is for most-improved player
at lineman camp.
878
01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:32,145
I was 11.
879
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:42,989
- How'd you find me?
- What the hell are you doing?
880
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,371
Championship trophy. Steelers.
881
01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:53,166
We were nine. Remember this shit?
882
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,797
- Playing Pee-Wee?
- Yeah. It was fun.
883
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,551
No, it wasn't.
I remember getting yelled at.
884
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:09,933
"You're too fat, Billy Bob!
Too slow and dumb!"
885
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:17,524
We were just little kids, Mox.
Just little kids.
886
01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:21,153
It's like nothing was never good enough.
887
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:24,197
- It's almost over.
- No.
888
01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:30,203
- It's over, man. This is so over.
- Come on.
889
01:11:31,163 --> 01:11:32,914
- What?
- This is bullshit.
890
01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,124
What?
891
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,710
You're gonna let
fucking football bullshit get you?
892
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,754
Fucking Kilmer?
You're gonna let Kilmer win?
893
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:42,132
What else am I supposed to do? Huh?
894
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:46,970
- Why don't you fucking tell me?
- Quit! Fuck it!
895
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,180
Who gives a flying fuck
896
01:11:48,263 --> 01:11:50,849
about Bud Kilmer's
23rd district championship?
897
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,559
- I don't.
- I do!
898
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,354
I do.
899
01:11:57,939 --> 01:12:01,818
Man, Coach loved me like a son.
Treated me like one, too.
900
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:07,491
He told me to protect Lance and I didn't.
I fucked everything up, man.
901
01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:12,329
Kilmer fucked up and
every single player on that team knows it.
902
01:12:12,412 --> 01:12:15,957
That's where you're wrong, Mox.
You're wrong.
903
01:12:18,543 --> 01:12:23,340
Look. We got one more game left,
and we need you.
904
01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:30,430
I need you.
905
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,435
Who the fuck's gonna protect my ass?
Huh?
906
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,107
Come on.
907
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,239
Your bony ass?
908
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,120
I don't think I have a bony ass.
909
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:58,041
I think I have a very nice ass.
910
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:02,003
It is kind of nice.
911
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:17,269
Yeah! Yeah!
912
01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:21,648
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on,
you son of a bitch!
913
01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,947
Sam, we're a little worried
about the Gilroy game.
914
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:32,033
Yup. You know, this is
their first year to play in our district.
915
01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:34,286
And they were Four-A all last year.
916
01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:37,414
Since they dropped down to Three-A,
they've been killing people.
917
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:39,082
Hell, they've been hurting people.
918
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:42,752
Believe me when I tell you,
Mox will stick to the game plan.
919
01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:45,755
- That's what we came to hear.
- Thank you, Sam.
920
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,969
Hey, hey.
What's the deal with these kids?
921
01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:53,263
- These are my people.
- Your people?
922
01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:56,433
- My people.
- Kyle, did you start a cult?
923
01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:59,019
- Yup.
- That's so sweet.
924
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:02,981
Out! Out! Out!
Come on freakos, get lost! Come on!
925
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,651
Now that's it! No more religions!
926
01:14:06,735 --> 01:14:08,570
You're healthy,
you're gonna play football.
927
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:09,863
You understand?
928
01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:13,783
Hey, Jonnie,
this here letter came for you yesterday.
929
01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,078
Brown.
930
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,342
"Dear Jon, I hope you're as pleased
to receive this letter
931
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,218
"as I am to send it to you.
932
01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:34,262
"You have been admitted
to the 235th class
933
01:14:34,346 --> 01:14:37,140
"to enter the college
of Brown University."
934
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,684
Jon. Great, Jon...
935
01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,480
"Enclosed in this packet are details
about your university grant package
936
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,273
"which covers your full financial needs."
937
01:14:45,357 --> 01:14:47,400
Jon, Jonnie. I'm real proud about Brown,
938
01:14:47,484 --> 01:14:50,195
but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.
939
01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:54,699
- Gilroy?
- Yeah.
940
01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:59,287
Tell me who wins.
941
01:15:05,669 --> 01:15:09,339
- What are you so damn happy about?
- My cat's okay. I can play.
942
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:12,676
I took your advice, they scanned my cat.
I can play!
943
01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:14,678
Scanned your cat?
944
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,513
- You got a CAT scan?
- Yeah!
945
01:15:16,596 --> 01:15:18,515
The doctor said you have a human brain
and that it works?
946
01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:22,102
- Yeah. Can you believe it?
- That's great!
947
01:15:25,105 --> 01:15:26,981
Oh. Man.
948
01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:30,735
Good news. Damn, it's good to hear that.
949
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:35,281
Gentlemen.
Now that none of us are inebriated,
950
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:39,452
I just wanted to remind you
of our little conversation.
951
01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:42,080
I really appreciate
y'all not saying anything.
952
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,207
We already made a pact
not to say a word.
953
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:45,709
Really?
954
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,585
- Miss Davis?
- Huh?
955
01:15:49,671 --> 01:15:51,506
Would you go to prom with me?
956
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:53,258
- One, two, three.
- Coyotes!
957
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:56,302
Jog it in! Let's go. Jog it in.
958
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:02,934
How you feeling, Jonnie?
959
01:16:03,977 --> 01:16:05,520
All right, I guess.
960
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:11,943
You understand that by running the ball,
we control the clock.
961
01:16:12,026 --> 01:16:16,030
And we can grind them
and the tempo of the game way down.
962
01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:20,994
Are you hearing me?
963
01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:28,877
You disobey me, and I will bury you.
I know about your scholarship to Brown.
964
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,714
I got your grades under review,
and don't you think for a minute
965
01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:36,926
that I can't fuck with your transcripts
and get this whole deal blown for you.
966
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:48,521
I get what I want,
and you get what you want.
967
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:55,862
That's it.
968
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,878
- Hi.
- What do you want?
969
01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,173
I'm really sorry.
970
01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:18,051
I really need to talk to you.
971
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,221
- It's late.
- I got into Brown today.
972
01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,557
Full academic scholarship.
973
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:28,853
Jonnie, that's great! I'm so proud of you.
974
01:17:31,356 --> 01:17:33,066
What? What's wrong?
975
01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:36,194
Kilmer's threatening
to fuck up my scholarship
976
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:38,863
if I don't play by his rules tomorrow.
977
01:17:38,947 --> 01:17:41,199
- Then quit.
- Can't.
978
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,576
- Then play.
- You don't understand.
979
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:46,412
- It's just a football game.
- No, it's not.
980
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,916
If it was just football I'd play.
981
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:54,546
I love football when it's pure, but this...
982
01:17:57,382 --> 01:17:59,008
This isn't pure.
983
01:17:59,092 --> 01:18:02,095
You're right. I don't understand.
984
01:18:03,096 --> 01:18:07,100
If I play for Kilmer tomorrow
and we win, he wins.
985
01:18:08,476 --> 01:18:09,978
Everyone in West Canaan
will go on believing
986
01:18:10,061 --> 01:18:13,064
- he's the best coach that ever lived.
- Yeah.
987
01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:15,483
What about the next team he coaches?
988
01:18:16,526 --> 01:18:18,444
And the one after that?
989
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:22,156
What if my little brother
ends up playing for him?
990
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:26,494
I would be buying into everything
that's wrong with this town.
991
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,623
You want some cheese with that whine?
992
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:34,043
- What?
- You're a whiner.
993
01:18:34,836 --> 01:18:37,589
Why don't you just step up
and play the hero?
994
01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:42,135
- A hero?
- Come on, Mox.
995
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,344
You're a football guy.
996
01:18:43,428 --> 01:18:45,930
You're gonna tell me
you don't know about heroes?
997
01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,600
Yeah, but heroes win.
998
01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:54,063
What if I lose?
999
01:19:02,739 --> 01:19:05,742
Our Father, who art in heaven,
1000
01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:09,495
hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
1001
01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:13,499
thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in heaven.
1002
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:19,505
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
1003
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:22,634
as we forgive
those who trespass against us.
1004
01:19:22,717 --> 01:19:27,138
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
1005
01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:32,101
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
1006
01:19:32,185 --> 01:19:36,606
for ever and ever. Amen.
1007
01:19:46,366 --> 01:19:47,951
Listen up, people.
1008
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:54,624
Everything you've all done to this point
means nothing.
1009
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,627
All of them
two a days in the heat mean nothing,
1010
01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:01,839
all them games we won mean nothing
if you don't win tonight.
1011
01:20:01,923 --> 01:20:06,219
No district title, no shot at state.
1012
01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:13,351
This game is 48 minutes,
for the next 48 years of your life!
1013
01:20:16,688 --> 01:20:18,523
Okay, break it down!
1014
01:20:20,108 --> 01:20:21,359
Let's go. Coyotes, on three!
1015
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,236
- One, two, three.
- Coyotes!
1016
01:20:31,703 --> 01:20:34,706
West Canaan versus Gilroy
for the whole megillah.
1017
01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:37,625
This is the game.
This is what it's all about.
1018
01:20:43,089 --> 01:20:47,677
Coyotes will receive the ball.
You gentlemen shake hands.
1019
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,513
Let's have a good,
hard-hitting, clean football game.
1020
01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:53,683
Coyotes have won the toss.
Pass out the ammunition,
1021
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,435
let's go to war!
1022
01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:14,412
I right, shift 52. We are a running team.
1023
01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:19,333
Remember what I said.
Now, go fetch me a championship!
1024
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,210
- Go on!
- Let's go, Moxon!
1025
01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:22,628
Get down their throats now!
1026
01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:26,340
Blue 19! Blue 19! Go!
1027
01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:02,668
What a great drive.
Basically going to Brown the whole way.
1028
01:22:02,752 --> 01:22:05,171
You can stamp "U.S. mail" on his butt.
1029
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:06,964
First and go from the eight.
1030
01:22:07,048 --> 01:22:09,175
You got to give it to Brown
and let him take it in.
1031
01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,135
Slot left, 35 dive.
1032
01:22:12,011 --> 01:22:14,138
Move your ass in, let's go!
1033
01:22:14,222 --> 01:22:16,766
Here we go. Slot left, 35 dive.
1034
01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:20,520
Fucking Kilmer! Shit's fucked up.
1035
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,188
We'll change that to 25 dive.
1036
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,107
- Don't be stupid.
- What? No way, man.
1037
01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:26,692
Does somebody have a problem with
Wendell putting one in the end zone?
1038
01:22:26,776 --> 01:22:28,903
- No, sir.
- I didn't think so.
1039
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:34,033
Slot left, 25 dive, on one.
Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Ready?
1040
01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:35,368
- Break!
- Break!
1041
01:22:35,493 --> 01:22:37,370
- Let's take it in.
- Go!
1042
01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,967
Yeah!
1043
01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:56,931
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1044
01:22:58,391 --> 01:23:00,852
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1045
01:23:05,565 --> 01:23:08,985
Yeah! Yeah!
1046
01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:13,197
- Thanks, Mox. Thanks, baby.
- Yeah! Let's go.
1047
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:15,992
Yeah, keep it up, asshole.
1048
01:23:16,075 --> 01:23:20,496
Coyotes leading 7 to 0.
Gilroy with the football just at mid-field.
1049
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:24,167
Byron "Booger" Bosell gets the pitch.
He's at mid-field.
1050
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:29,130
- He's gonna go.
- 40, 35, he's at the 30, 20,15,10.
1051
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,716
Touchdown! Good grief!
1052
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,808
Ten!
1053
01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:49,108
Green 15! Green 15! Go!
1054
01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,995
What a hit on Brown.
1055
01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:04,999
I tell you, that was about
as ferocious a hit as I've seen all year.
1056
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:07,376
He's in pain. And the bad thing about it,
1057
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:10,671
- if he can't come back in and play...
- What about the Coyotes?
1058
01:24:10,755 --> 01:24:13,966
Get me off
the field! Get me off the field!
1059
01:24:16,469 --> 01:24:18,137
Lean on him. Lean on him.
1060
01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:24,227
He tore something.
1061
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:29,023
- Can you fix him?
- If he'll let us.
1062
01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:33,319
- Make him understand.
- Yes, sir.
1063
01:24:33,945 --> 01:24:36,072
- How you feeling, boy?
- Feeling all right, Coach.
1064
01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:38,574
Took a pretty good shot there.
1065
01:24:38,658 --> 01:24:41,244
- Let the old trainer take a look at it.
- Yes, sir.
1066
01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:44,747
Gilroy with the football,
Punkie Tyler, quarterback,
1067
01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:49,418
he wants to throw.
Throws long, and it is caught!
1068
01:24:50,962 --> 01:24:52,505
Touchdown! Gilroy!
1069
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,260
Hoofed down there by Mad Dog
1070
01:24:57,343 --> 01:24:59,929
in the end zone,
and look at him dance with the football.
1071
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:01,389
Get some mustard.
1072
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:05,643
There ain't no room for that
hully-gully stuff down there like that.
1073
01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:15,194
Kneel on it.
1074
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,321
Coach, there's a minute and a half left!
Let me throw something.
1075
01:25:17,405 --> 01:25:20,950
I ain't interested in another turnover.
Get out there!
1076
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:30,418
Move it!
Thinks I'm here for his entertainment.
1077
01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:35,589
Set. Go!
1078
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,304
Well, the clock winding down,
1079
01:25:41,387 --> 01:25:43,764
and I can't say that I understand this.
1080
01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:47,643
- Moxon, kneeling on the football.
- That's gutless football.
1081
01:25:47,727 --> 01:25:49,729
And listen to this crowd.
1082
01:25:56,527 --> 01:26:00,865
Well, at the end of the first half,
Coyotes trailing 14 to 7.
1083
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:07,663
You're a gamer, Wendell.
Let's do this. You'll be good to go.
1084
01:26:13,753 --> 01:26:15,421
- What are you doing?
- He's getting back in the game!
1085
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:16,922
Close the door.
1086
01:26:17,006 --> 01:26:20,259
- Wendell, don't do this.
- Hey, Coach, I heard a pop.
1087
01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:22,803
- You know, I think he's hurt pretty bad.
- You get out of here!
1088
01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:26,265
You all wouldn't know anything
about dedication, team play.
1089
01:26:26,349 --> 01:26:27,808
But I would.
1090
01:26:30,311 --> 01:26:32,229
Don't do it, Wendell.
It's not worth it, man.
1091
01:26:32,313 --> 01:26:34,023
You gonna listen to that from a gimp
1092
01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:36,692
who's praying that we'll lose,
so he can be the missing link?
1093
01:26:36,776 --> 01:26:38,027
Maybe I shouldn't do it.
1094
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,987
- Get the hell out of here!
- Don't do it.
1095
01:26:40,071 --> 01:26:41,322
Before I lose my temper! Get out!
1096
01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:42,615
- Don't do it, Wendell.
- Get out of here.
1097
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:45,117
If that needle goes
anywhere near Wendell's leg,
1098
01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:46,702
I swear to God on my mother's grave
1099
01:26:46,786 --> 01:26:50,206
I will rip your arms off
and beat you to death with them!
1100
01:26:50,289 --> 01:26:53,042
You stay the hell out of this, Billy Bob.
This has nothing to do with you.
1101
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:57,630
This has to do with all of us.
We kill ourselves for you.
1102
01:26:58,255 --> 01:27:00,299
Year round, we play hurt, we play sick,
1103
01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:02,551
and we spend most of that time
scared that we're gonna screw up
1104
01:27:02,635 --> 01:27:06,430
and you're gonna kick our ass, because
you don't really give a fuck about us!
1105
01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:10,142
All you care about
is your next district title.
1106
01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,728
- Give him the shot.
- You give him that shot,
1107
01:27:12,812 --> 01:27:15,356
you find yourself
another fucking quarterback.
1108
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:17,608
You about ready
to lose that scholarship, boy?
1109
01:27:17,691 --> 01:27:19,527
If it keeps that needle out of his leg,
absolutely.
1110
01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:20,861
Good.
1111
01:27:21,487 --> 01:27:23,239
Fuck it, I'm out.
1112
01:27:23,322 --> 01:27:26,659
Oh. That's good! That's good! Finally!
1113
01:27:27,618 --> 01:27:30,663
- Tweeter, you take the snaps.
- No, I won't.
1114
01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:33,374
No, I'm out, Coach.
1115
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,753
- What'd you say?
- I said, I'm out.
1116
01:27:37,837 --> 01:27:39,755
I'm with them.
1117
01:27:39,839 --> 01:27:43,717
The only way we're going back out
on that field is without you.
1118
01:27:46,846 --> 01:27:47,888
I'm gonna pull the shit out of you!
1119
01:27:47,972 --> 01:27:50,516
Get him off! Get him off!
1120
01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:04,738
All right, get your helmets on,
and take the field. Let's go, let's go!
1121
01:28:04,822 --> 01:28:08,242
Let's go now! Let's go, God damn it!
1122
01:28:17,710 --> 01:28:21,922
I'm walking out that door.
I want you all to trust me
1123
01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:25,718
and follow me out there.
1124
01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:30,389
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
1125
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,935
Let's go after that time now.
1126
01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:38,189
Let's go! Let's go. Let's go.
1127
01:29:30,908 --> 01:29:33,035
Before this game started, Kilmer said,
1128
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,622
"48 minutes
for the next 48 years of our lives."
1129
01:29:37,957 --> 01:29:40,626
I say, fuck that. All right?
1130
01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:46,048
I say, fuck that. Let's go out there,
1131
01:29:46,549 --> 01:29:50,135
and we'll play the next 24 minutes
for the next 24 minutes,
1132
01:29:50,219 --> 01:29:53,055
and we'll leave it all out on the field.
1133
01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:54,640
We've got the rest of our lives
to be mediocre,
1134
01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:56,892
but we have the opportunity
to play like gods
1135
01:29:56,976 --> 01:29:59,019
for the next half of football.
1136
01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:05,150
But we can't be afraid to lose.
There's no room for fear in this game.
1137
01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:10,489
Now, we go out there
and we half-ass it because we're scared,
1138
01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:14,785
all we're left with is an excuse.
We're always gonna wonder.
1139
01:30:15,995 --> 01:30:20,499
But if we go out there
and we give it absolutely everything,
1140
01:30:23,252 --> 01:30:24,920
that's heroic.
1141
01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:30,926
Let's be heroes. Come on.
1142
01:30:32,803 --> 01:30:34,972
Who's ready? Give it up!
1143
01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:37,850
Come on.
1144
01:30:40,728 --> 01:30:43,689
What do you say, boys?
What do you say, boys?
1145
01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:51,030
All right! All right! Go!
1146
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:35,824
Field goal for Gilroy.
It is good. Gilroy leads 17 to 7
1147
01:31:35,908 --> 01:31:40,329
with 8:10 left in the ball game,
and still no Bud Kilmer.
1148
01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:43,874
All right! Listen up! Listen up!
I need five wide receivers.
1149
01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:47,711
We're running an oop-Dee-oop.
No tight ends, no running backs.
1150
01:31:47,795 --> 01:31:50,923
I want four receivers stacked left.
Tweeter, you on the right.
1151
01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:52,216
We're gonna overload their left side.
1152
01:31:52,299 --> 01:31:54,093
Force them to cover Tweeter one on one!
1153
01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:55,594
- And no huddles.
- What?
1154
01:31:55,678 --> 01:31:58,222
I'll call the plays from the line.
Defense'll never know what hit them!
1155
01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,556
All right, let's go! Come on.
Break it down!
1156
01:32:00,766 --> 01:32:02,017
Let's go! Let's go!
1157
01:32:02,101 --> 01:32:03,560
On three.
One, two, three, Coyotes!
1158
01:32:03,644 --> 01:32:04,728
Coyotes!
1159
01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:12,903
- Let's go!
- Go!
1160
01:32:17,282 --> 01:32:18,283
All right!
1161
01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:20,744
Pass completed
that time to Tweeter for 16,
1162
01:32:20,828 --> 01:32:21,954
and they're going again.
1163
01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:23,539
Tweeter on the left!
Gonzales on the right!
1164
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:25,207
I don't know
what you call this offense,
1165
01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:26,792
but look at all those receivers.
1166
01:32:26,917 --> 01:32:28,377
Three, four, five?
1167
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,586
Go!
1168
01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:34,550
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
1169
01:32:35,551 --> 01:32:37,886
Gonzales, complete!
One more time
1170
01:32:37,970 --> 01:32:41,473
and they hurry up for the line
of scrimmage. Look at all the receivers!
1171
01:32:52,693 --> 01:32:55,738
Long pass this time, Moxon. Touchdown!
1172
01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:12,296
While the Coyotes celebrate,
the question I've got to you,
1173
01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:15,090
where in the world is Bud Kilmer?
Did you hurt his feelings?
1174
01:33:15,174 --> 01:33:17,259
Well, after the touchdown,
I was looking down on the sidelines,
1175
01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:18,594
and he's nowhere to be found.
1176
01:33:20,012 --> 01:33:23,182
- Come on! Let's go!
- Defense! Defense!
1177
01:33:53,837 --> 01:33:56,256
Defense, defense, defense!
1178
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:58,217
Defense, defense, defense!
1179
01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:00,302
Let's go, defense!
1180
01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:01,553
Go!
1181
01:34:14,233 --> 01:34:16,193
All right, now, let's go!
1182
01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:24,868
- They're punting it.
- Yup. And we're out of time-outs, too.
1183
01:34:24,952 --> 01:34:28,914
- If we don't block this, it's over.
- Coach Lance, put me in there.
1184
01:34:28,997 --> 01:34:32,835
- We'll block it.
- What, you wanna play defense?
1185
01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:35,587
Put me in there! We'll block it!
1186
01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:39,174
All right, get out there.
1187
01:34:39,258 --> 01:34:41,134
Thirty-eight seconds left
to go in the ball game.
1188
01:34:41,218 --> 01:34:43,345
Gilroy with the lead 17 to 14.
1189
01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:46,765
Billy Bob has come into the ball game
for the Coyotes.
1190
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,136
Oh, yeah!
1191
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,430
Charlie Tweeter blocks the punt!
1192
01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:28,849
He blocks the punt! Charlie Tweeter!
1193
01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:33,437
I tell you what, Billy Bob, man child,
got his own zip code, opens a hole up,
1194
01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:36,398
Tweeter comes in, throws his hand up.
What a great job, big boy!
1195
01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:37,566
Coyotes still have a chance.
1196
01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:40,569
Twins right, Z out, on one.
1197
01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,738
Tweeter, make sure
you get the hell out of bounds.
1198
01:35:42,821 --> 01:35:44,907
Twins right, Z out, on one. Ready?
1199
01:35:44,990 --> 01:35:46,867
- Break!
- Break!
1200
01:36:00,881 --> 01:36:03,342
Get out! Get out! Damn it! Damn it!
1201
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:06,011
Oh, jeez! Come on!
1202
01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:08,096
Pass was good to Tweeter
but he didn't get out of bounds!
1203
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:09,806
- He didn't get out.
- The clock is still running!
1204
01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:11,475
The clock's still running!
1205
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,937
Come on, let's go quick! On the ball!
1206
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:17,564
Clock's on, get down!
Clock's on, get down!
1207
01:36:20,192 --> 01:36:21,526
Safe! Go!
1208
01:36:40,921 --> 01:36:44,383
Billy Bob? This is it!
The man who got us here.
1209
01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:46,301
- You ready?
- You don't think that lame-ass play
1210
01:36:46,385 --> 01:36:49,805
where I run downfield and
act like I'm lost is gonna work, do you?
1211
01:36:49,888 --> 01:36:52,140
Split left 90.
Hook and ladder, on one.
1212
01:36:52,224 --> 01:36:54,559
Split left 90. Hook and ladder, on one.
1213
01:36:54,643 --> 01:36:56,520
- Ready? Break!
- Break!
1214
01:36:56,603 --> 01:36:59,523
Touchdown! Touchdown!
1215
01:36:59,898 --> 01:37:05,904
Touchdown! Touchdown!
Touchdown! Touchdown!
1216
01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:42,709
Oh, my God! Billy Bob!
1217
01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,601
Good gosh all mighty Joe Friday!
Billy Bob!
1218
01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:04,397
Billy Bob! Billy Bob!
Coyotes win! Coyotes win! Coyotes win!
1219
01:39:04,481 --> 01:39:07,442
Twenty-three district championships!
1220
01:39:10,403 --> 01:39:13,490
Mox! Excuse me. Mox!
1221
01:39:15,992 --> 01:39:17,786
Mox.
1222
01:39:17,869 --> 01:39:20,122
Hey! Down! Down! Down!
1223
01:39:23,208 --> 01:39:25,168
Now wait a minute, wait a minute.
1224
01:39:25,252 --> 01:39:27,337
I thought you only kissed heroes.
1225
01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:37,556
And for some of us,
it ended without us knowing.
1226
01:39:39,224 --> 01:39:43,728
Maybe these were the last days.
I never played football again,
1227
01:39:45,355 --> 01:39:47,816
but I will never forget that day.
1228
01:39:56,575 --> 01:39:59,703
Billy Bob cried,
'cause he's a bit of a crier.
1229
01:40:02,539 --> 01:40:06,793
And Tweeter drank beers,
because, well, Tweeter drinks beer.
1230
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,756
Lance is happy.
1231
01:40:12,632 --> 01:40:15,343
He found his calling as a football coach.
1232
01:40:18,096 --> 01:40:21,016
Wendell got his ride to Grambling.
1233
01:40:22,809 --> 01:40:27,022
That statue still stands, but only
because it was too heavy to move.
1234
01:40:28,106 --> 01:40:30,400
Kilmer never coached again.
1235
01:40:31,443 --> 01:40:35,947
I took my scholarship, and
I will graduate from Brown University.
1236
01:40:41,494 --> 01:40:47,209
The day was ours,
and no one could ever take it away.