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Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies?

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I don't believe in 'em.

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Do you, Mr. Foxx?

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No, sir.

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You sound it, with all
your metaphysical gibberish.

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Well, I didn't mean
ghosts as spirits, Professor.

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Nothing is real but experience,

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that which can be touched, tasted,
felt or, in some scientific fashion, proved.

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We must never substitute
qualitative events

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that are marked by similar properties
and recurrences for fixed substances.

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Mr. Snell, since these are the last few
moments before the summer vacation,

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I would appreciate it if you could
remain awake until the final bell.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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I take it you rule out metaphysics
as unworthy of serious consideration.

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As I stated quite clearly
in my latest paper,

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metaphysical philosophers
are simply men who are too weak

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to accept the world as it is.

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Their theories of
the so-called mysteries of life

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are nothing more than projections
of their own inner uneasiness.

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Apart from this world,
there are no realities.

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But that leaves many
basic human needs unanswered.

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I'm sorry. I did not create the cosmos.
I merely explain it.

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- Leopold! Congratulations!
- Ah!

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Thank you so much. Thank you.

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- Do you have a photo of the lucky woman?
- Of course.

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The wedding is tomorrow?

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The day after tomorrow. Sunday.

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We're motoring to my cousin's home
for a simple country ceremony.

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She's magnificent!

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She'll be the final jewel in your crown.

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Is it boorish of me to ask you
to inscribe your books?

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Oh, not at all.

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I agree with you about Balzac, Leopold.
He's vastly overrated.

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She has the face of an angel.

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And the disposition of one, as well.

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Gentlemen, as someone
who has resolutely resisted matrimony,

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I now must admit to being
the fortunate individual

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on whom fortune showers
her favors beyond measure.

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I'm sure she also appreciates
what an extraordinary catch she's getting.

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You flatter me, Ambrose.

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Listen to him. I flatter him!

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A philosopher, an art critic, an astute
political theorist, an outspoken pacifist.

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A man of culture!

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And a singer of Schubert lieder.

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Come now, gentlemen,
am I to be overpraised

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merely for the accomplishment
of being a civilized human?

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And what after the wedding, Leopold?

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We are only having one week of leisure,
which we will spend in London,

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a long-awaited opportunity
to show her Thomas Carlyle's grave.

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Following that, we depart
for the continent,

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where I have consented to give
a series of lectures on Renaissance art.

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It will be a pleasure to bring
Tintoretto into perspective

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for his innumerable many sycophants.

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Andrew, are you all right?

55
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Yeah. No, I'm fine.

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I just... I can't seem to get airborne
with my wings for some reason.

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And, you know, I've had wonderful
success with my flying bicycle.

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Why does a beautiful day
like today give me such a sad feeling?

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Adrian, I don't want to hear
anything sad for the next two weeks.

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I want this to be a terrific time for us.

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I just wanna relax and have a good time

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and go fishing and work on my inventions,

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and I don't wanna think
about Wall Street.

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You know, this is supposed
to be a vacation.

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I never noticed this thing before, Andrew.
What is that?

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This thing, that's my spirit ball.
If it works, which I doubt if it's gonna work,

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but that penetrates the unseen world.

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Oh, yeah? Which unseen world
are we talking about?

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Well, you do admit that there's more
to life than meets the eye, right?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Either that, or I weep.

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- Maybe...
- Yeah, well, like what?

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Like what?
Like, ectoplasm and various energies.

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I want that thing to emit light rays
and to capture the future and the past.

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Hmm.

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Well, incidentally, I'm putting my cousin
Leopold and his fiancee in our bedroom,

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and we'll take the guest room
for the night.

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It'll be much nicer before their wedding.

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Oh, imagine sharing a bed before marriage.
It's a little bit depraved.

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Yeah, I'm very anxious
to meet your cousin, Leopold,

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'cause I tried to read both his books.

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I... I couldn't get through the first one
and I couldn't get through the second one.

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Is Maxwell going to come up alone
or will he bring a guest?

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Maxwell appear without
appropriate female companionship?

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You know better than that.
You look adorable.

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Oh, Andrew. Um...

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You know, Maxwell, I don't know where
he comes up with some of these women.

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Well, you know Maxwell, he's a doctor.

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So, these poor women in
the tubercular ward show him gratitude.

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Yeah, well don't think I don't notice
you leering at his buxom weekend guests.

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That's, uh... I leer. I admit it.
I look. I leer. Yeah, I salivate.

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I salivated the day that I met you.

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Andrew, what are you doing?

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Come on, Adrian.

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- It's high noon!
- This'll give you an appetite.

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Oh, Maxwell.

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Sweetheart, listen.
We can't go on like this.

97
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Why not?

98
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Because my husband is beginning to
realize there's nothing wrong with me.

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It's medically sound
to have periodic checkups.

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Yes, but not so many.

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The president doesn't have
this kind of healthcare.

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Come away with me this weekend.

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Oh, I can't!

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Why? You know how I feel about you.

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You know how much I wanna come,
but it's just not possible.

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This is the best weekend
of the whole summer.

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- Oh, Maxwell!
- What?

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If there are other guests,
we'll have to have separate rooms...

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Well, that's okay.
You can always leave your door unlocked.

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- I can't.
- We'd have fun.

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It's impossible! Stop asking me.

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Another...

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Another time, I promise.

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- You swear?
- I swear. Now I have to go out.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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It's all right, Charles.
It's only a muscle spasm.

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Come in next Tuesday at 3:00.
I'd like to take one more look.

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What are you smiling at, Miss Ford?

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Oh, I was thinking about something
I read in The Katzenjammer Kids.

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- What are you doing this weekend?
- Me? Oh...

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Well, I'll probably go
to Coney Island. Why?

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Come away with me.

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Where?

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To the country. The cousin
of my best friend's wife is getting married,

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and a few of us are gonna celebrate
and have a good time.

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Really?

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Is it all right if I called you Dulcy?

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Yes. I'm just surprised.

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Did you not know that I've had
my eye on you these last two weeks?

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I've only been working here
for five days.

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Oh, I lose track.
You always seem so shy around me.

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The nurses on the floor say you're fast.

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- Me?
- I mean, I think you're handsome.

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Come with me.
We'll have a fabulous weekend.

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We'll sun and swim and drink beer.

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Naturally, I'll make sure
we have separate rooms.

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We don't need separate rooms.

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I'm sorry about this afternoon.

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It's not your fault,
Adrian, it's probably me.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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What's wrong is that we have
a bad sex life. It's very simple.

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But why?

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But why? Because we never
sleep together anymore that's why.

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But what went wrong?

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Don't ask me.

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Everything seemed great till about a year
ago, then you just sort of cooled off.

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Well, I've apologized to you
about a hundred times.

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You don't have to apologize...
You know, obviously,

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I've done something
to make you feel that way.

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No. I can't explain it.

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I just started having
those moods and odd feelings.

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And the annoying thing is that
of course I get tense and I can't relax

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and the whole thing gets destroyed.

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I know. It's become a chore.

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Right. It's not the kind of thing that should
we should, you know, look forward to,

156
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like it's hanging over our heads all day

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that we're gonna be
in bed together at night.

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It's not fair to you.

159
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,965
No, it's not fair to you either.

160
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That's why today at the barn I tried
to do it quickly and get it over with,

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and then we would, you know...

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I'm... I don't mean
"get it over with" in a horrible way.

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I mean that... I don't know
what else to do.

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Adrian, I'm sorry.

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Come on, I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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Could you get me a headache tablet?

168
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We should ask Maxwell.
He's a friend and a doctor.

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God, no! I don't want everybody
to know our personal problems.

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What about your cousin, Leopold?
He's a philosopher.

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I wonder if geniuses have problems
with their sex lives?

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Oh, please, don't bring it up!

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I'm only kidding.

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So who's he marrying anyhow?
What does she do?

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Is she also a philosopher or
an astronomer or something?

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Oh, well, she doesn't do anything.
I think that her family's in politics.

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- Uh-huh.
- I believe her name is Ariel Weymouth.

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Did you drop something?

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Yeah, I dropped a glass.

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I better get the broom and make sure
all the slivers are up off the floor.

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Hi! Hey, Maxwell!

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Andrew, my goodness!
How are you? Be careful.

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This is Dulcy. Andrew.

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Don't kill yourself. We just got here.

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Hello!

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He delights in making impractical
but danger...

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- Adrian!
- Hello.

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- This is Dulcy.
- How do you do?

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Charmed, I'm sure.

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He's down.

191
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Don't worry. I always carry bandages.

192
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You must be tired after your motor trip.

193
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Can I show you to your room... Rooms?

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It's up to him.

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We'll just use one room.

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Maxwell!

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Andrew, you okay?

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Maxwell, I think I've fractured
my last remaining nose.

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You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.

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00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:03,659
Thank you, Maxwell.
A doctor with a license is no smarter.

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00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,162
The man never tires of insulting me,
but when he's sick...

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00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,288
Yeah, who overcharges me?

203
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,765
But you always get well,
don't you, Andrew?

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00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,501
I would get well anyhow, Maxwell,
even without the leeches.

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Say hello to Dulcy.

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00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:14,921
Oh, hello, Dulcy.

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Charmed, I'm sure.

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00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,341
Maxwell, I'll help you with that.

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- I'll show you to the house.
- Oh, okay.

210
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,013
- Oh, it's a beautiful house.
- Thank you.

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00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,432
It was Andrew's before we were married.

212
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,269
Mmm, smell that air.

213
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,023
Oh, a hammock. That's so nostalgic.

214
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,125
I lost it in a hammock.

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00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,735
Pardon me?

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00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,303
You really have to have good balance.

217
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,032
Dulcy's cute, Maxwell.
What is she, 12 years old? Thirteen?

218
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:45,243
She's twice that, Andrew.
She's very experienced.

219
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,202
She couldn't keep her hands
off me on the way up here.

220
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:49,288
Oh, Jesus, when are you going to grow up?

221
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,375
You're like one of those characters
in Greek mythology who's half-goat.

222
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,584
- You only live once, Andrew,
remember that.

223
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:54,793
Yeah, I know your theory.

224
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,879
I'm serious.
I see what goes on down at the hospital.

225
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,048
- I've had a hell of a week.
- Really?

226
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,758
People with tumors and brain damage,

227
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,217
- a guy with sudden heart failure...
- Oh, don't tell me!

228
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:03,635
They're young men and women Andrew.

229
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,014
They've never lived,
we tell 'em they're gonna die.

230
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,890
And they never seized the moment,
they never had a life.

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00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,475
"Gather ye rosebuds," Andrew.

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00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,395
So you never have
any interest in getting married, right?

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00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,899
I don't stick around long enough to fall
in love, Andrew, you know what I'm like.

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- Marriage for me is the death of hope.
- Mmm-hmm.

235
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,259
Plus, I can't seem to find
that one person.

236
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,927
Oh...

237
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,345
What is it? What's the matter, Andrew?
What's wrong?

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Maxwell.

239
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,915
Maxwell, things are very bad
with Adrian and myself.

240
00:15:34,015 --> 00:15:35,043
No!

241
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,692
Yeah, I don't know...
We don't sleep together anymore.

242
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,255
Well, that could be
just temporary, Andrew...

243
00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:42,008
No, it's been going on for six months.

244
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,759
I don't know what to do.

245
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,094
That's a long time.

246
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,763
Maybe I should take your pulse.

247
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,972
Oh, Jesus... You know, It's awful.

248
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:52,100
She was never like that,
and then one day it just set in.

249
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,352
Do you cheat?

250
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,355
Of course I don't cheat. You know.

251
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,357
What I do is I pour all my energy
into my inventions.

252
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,778
Because of my problem in bed
with her, I can now fly.

253
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,571
- It's awful.
- Maybe she's anemic.

254
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,530
Although it sounds
like it's mental or something.

255
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:09,118
You know, they're doing some amazing
things with hypnosis these days in Europe.

256
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,787
- Really? Hypnosis?
- Yeah.

257
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,245
Hi!

258
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,724
Maxwell, come on up!

259
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:21,071
She's a very pretty
little girl, isn't she?

260
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,924
Who?

261
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,344
Dulcy, Maxwell's guest.

262
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,929
Why? Who were you thinking of?

263
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,703
Yes, she's adorable, I think. She is.

264
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,331
What was going through
your mind just now?

265
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,580
Just... Nothing. Why?

266
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,985
Last night, when you broke that glass
and I came upstairs to sweep it,

267
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,863
you were just sitting
on the edge of the bathtub,

268
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:48,010
just looking off into the distance.

269
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:50,384
I was exhausted.

270
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,181
Do you know Ariel Weymouth?

271
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,376
How is it possible for me...
Of course not.

272
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,946
Don't be silly, Adrian.

273
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,383
She's very freethinking
and forward, isn't she?

274
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,925
Who, Ariel Weymouth?

275
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,009
Dulcy.

276
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:11,513
She seems to give off animal vibrations.

277
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,349
Yeah, well, she's a nurse.

278
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,394
Well, not every nurse is sexy.

279
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,020
But they're very knowledgeable
about the body.

280
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:23,547
They know exactly how all the organs
function, so they're wonderful.

281
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,509
Maybe I should ask for lessons.

282
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:32,160
I bet she'd be willing to answer
any questions that you might have.

283
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,243
Oh...

284
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,188
I was just joking.
You think I need lessons?

285
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,541
Do you like it?

286
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:43,712
No, not a bit.
My blood pressure is always 90 over 680.

287
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,214
It drives them wild at Coney Island.

288
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,927
But if we're gonna be in a country stream,
why do I have to wear anything at all?

289
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,263
Well, it might shock Andrew.
He's elderly.

290
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,661
Oh.

291
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,118
I brought some contraceptives
with me in case you forgot.

292
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,163
Oh, good. 'Cause I only brought 300.

293
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:21,750
Leopold, hello.
It's wonderful to see you again.

294
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,752
- Hi, there.
- You must be Ariel.

295
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,922
I'm Adrian. This is my husband Andrew.

296
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,673
Yes, we've met before.

297
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:28,883
Ariel told me about it.

298
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,634
It was such a funny coincidence

299
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,929
when Leopold said that
you were his cousin's husband.

300
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,156
I told him we were old friends.

301
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:39,227
Acquaintances. We're...
I didn't know it was the same...

302
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,375
I couldn't imagine it was
the same Ariel Weymouth.

303
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,066
So, I'll get the luggage, right?

304
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,944
Like each snowflake,
there is only one Ariel Weymouth.

305
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:56,682
"Only one Ariel..." Did you hear?
Every individual snowflake...

306
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,247
It's been a long time, Cousin Adrian.

307
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,330
Oh, hello.

308
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,728
Hello.

309
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,210
Professor Leopold Sturgis,

310
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,336
Dr. Maxwell Jordan.

311
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,234
- Charmed.
- Dulcy Ford, Ariel Weymouth.

312
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,173
Blue Moon Glow.

313
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:12,468
That's exactly right. I'm amazed.

314
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,804
I didn't think they sold it
in this country.

315
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,625
Well, an old love of mine wore it.
A ballerina from Spain.

316
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,478
And the scent you're wearing,
is that Bay Rum?

317
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,923
Yes, exactly right.
Straight from the corner drugstore.

318
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,192
We recognize each other's smells.

319
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,318
In the animal kingdom, we'd be married.

320
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,573
Are you the Dr. Maxwell Jordan
who wrote the book on natural science?

321
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,824
Yes, it's my hobby.

322
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,117
I must be honest. I thought it was poor.

323
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,286
Oh, well it wasn't great.

324
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,997
I'm just an amateur speculator
on science, I admit it.

325
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,664
Oh, I liked your book, Professor.

326
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,791
Both of 'em. I liked both of 'em.

327
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,294
The first one was chosen as the best

328
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,628
philosophical treatise of the year
by a committee of publishers.

329
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,839
- Oh, which one was that?
- Conceptual Pragmatism.

330
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,675
Oh, I haven't gotten to that yet.
Exactly what is it?

331
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,220
The house is exactly as I remember it.

332
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:57,512
You've been here before?

333
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,765
Oh, did. Just once. Years ago.

334
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,017
What an odd coincidence.

335
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,919
Shall I show you to your room,
or do you know the way?

336
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,314
"Do you know the way?"
Did you hear that?

337
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,691
Come, wife.

338
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,068
"Sumer is icumen in, Ihude sing cuccu.

339
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:16,365
"Groweth sed, and bloweth med,
and springth the wude nu."

340
00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:18,951
"Sing cuccu!"

341
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,746
So, you've been here before.
You've met Andrew?

342
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,999
Yes. A long time ago,
before I left for Paris.

343
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,126
We spent a little time together.
Very little.

344
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,047
I've been to Paris twice,
but I was miserable both times.

345
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,798
Probably because I was there
with the wrong person.

346
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:37,073
Oh, that's important,
because it's such a romantic place.

347
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:41,848
If two people are really in love,
a city like Paris becomes a great medium

348
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,184
through which to explore their feelings.

349
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,435
Don't you think, Leopold?

350
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,895
I like large cities.

351
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,314
Oh, and in the rain...

352
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,231
- Mmm.
- Tell me about your book, Professor.

353
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,858
What's the plot?

354
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,943
- What do you do, Miss, uh...
- Dulcy.

355
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,070
Miss Dulcy?

356
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,239
I'm a nurse,
but I get to do a lot of reading.

357
00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:59,450
The patients all have books.

358
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:04,056
A lot of them are too weak to read,
or they die and I get to keep the copies.

359
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,770
Oh look, why don't we change our clothes
and play badminton?

360
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,251
How could you lie to me?

361
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,880
I didn't lie! I wasn't lying, Adrian.

362
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,215
I was not lying.

363
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,925
All right, do you wanna know why I lied?

364
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,551
You told me you didn't know her.

365
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,179
Yes, I admit. That part I admit.

366
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,555
What do you mean, "admit"?

367
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:23,473
I caught you! You were exposed!

368
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,017
May I make my point, please?

369
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,434
Why didn't you want me to know?

370
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,770
Why? Because the way
things are going in our marriage,

371
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,272
I thought, you know, that you'd be
full of fear and suspicion.

372
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,317
And, you know, I thought you'd be

373
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,111
- uneasy all weekend.
- You lied because you're guilty.

374
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,822
Guilty? Ha-ha! That's a laugh.
How am I guilty?

375
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,906
How can I be guilty
if I didn't do anything?

376
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,451
Well, why should I be uneasy
unless you were lovers?

377
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,144
Lovers? I never laid a finger
on the woman.

378
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,289
Didn't you even think
she was gonna give you away?

379
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,709
I-I think...

380
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,961
I thought it was so insignificant
she wouldn't even remember.

381
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,461
It was so long ago.

382
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:54,880
Oh, and you think that I would care?

383
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,757
Listen, Andrew,
I know I wasn't the first one.

384
00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:59,509
It's just that you lied to me
that makes me wonder.

385
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,886
I mean, you dropped that glass
at the mention of her name.

386
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,638
That's because our marriage
is not going well,

387
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,432
so I thought the less said, the better.

388
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,976
That was my fault,
I shouldn't have done it.

389
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,310
- You went out with her?
- No, never!

390
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,438
Yeah, once. Once.

391
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,855
Once, and you took her here?

392
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,567
So twice, three times.
You know, you gonna quibble?

393
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,861
I drove her up here.
It was a simple thing.

394
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,654
I showed her the premises
and I drove her back to New York City.

395
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,615
It was very easy and...

396
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,200
I swear by my mother.

397
00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:24,993
You didn't make love to her?

398
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,096
No! I would remember that.

399
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:28,998
And what if I did?

400
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,931
Which I didn't. I didn't. I never did.

401
00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:33,752
I've got a really terrible headache.

402
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,755
- I'm gonna go get more tablets.
- You just had a headache!

403
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,048
Listen, so how do you feel about her now,

404
00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,175
when you see her after all these years?

405
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,969
This is exactly why
I didn't tell you, Adrian.

406
00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:43,386
Because if things were okay between us,

407
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,013
this wouldn't give this a second thought.

408
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,099
But I figured you're so vulnerable,
and they'll be here all weekend,

409
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,727
and we don't sleep together anymore...

410
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,686
Oh! Not so loud.

411
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,190
- And she's so beautiful...
- Oh...

412
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,384
That's a simple fact. I mean,
a blind man could see that.

413
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,778
Adrian, I love you.

414
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,428
I was never in love with Ariel Weymouth
and I don't love her now.

415
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,799
Hey, trust me.

416
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,119
So how did you and Leopold meet?

417
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,974
We were both tourists
at St. Peter's in Rome.

418
00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:14,375
You picked her up
at the Vatican, Leopold?

419
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,712
My whole life I wanted to see
the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

420
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,382
I met her in the basilica
before one of the lesser a Madonnas.

421
00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:23,259
I couldn't resist the impulse to
speak to this heavenly creature.

422
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,385
Naturally.

423
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,888
Leopold's an expert on Italian art.

424
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,142
I had the privilege of escorting
Ariel through the Sistine Chapel

425
00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:33,113
for the first time in her life
and explaining to her exactly

426
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,230
why Michelangelo's ceiling
was indeed great.

427
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:39,359
Oh, when Raphael first
laid eyes on it, he fainted.

428
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,961
Had he eaten?

429
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,190
To summer.

430
00:24:47,193 --> 00:24:49,930
"The spring, the summer,
the childing autumn,

431
00:24:50,029 --> 00:24:54,000
"angry winter,
change their wonted liveries."

432
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,605
Okay. Just try something else.

433
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,652
- Got it. Yeah.
- Okay, can I stop now?

434
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,180
So, do you remember these woods at all?

435
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,515
Do you remember this area?
Do you remember the bridge down there?

436
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,643
- Oh, yeah. Of course I remember.
- Yeah?

437
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,810
It was one of the most beautiful
summer nights I'd ever seen.

438
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,605
I know, it was very romantic.

439
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,190
I think about that night all the time.

440
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,358
- No, really?
- Yeah. I do, yeah.

441
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,486
And whenever I think about it,
I want to kill you.

442
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,820
Kill you or myself, but much more you.

443
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,198
What for?

444
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,576
Do you have any idea
how much I lusted after you?

445
00:25:52,675 --> 00:25:55,244
Well, why didn't you do something?
I wanted you to.

446
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:58,039
You were this diplomat's daughter,
raised by nuns.

447
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:02,001
You know, I was shy. We were not
in love. It was pure animal lust.

448
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,836
That's just what I was in the mood for.

449
00:26:03,936 --> 00:26:06,714
I know, I know. I missed an opportunity.

450
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,800
I've regretted it ever since.

451
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,054
You know, that's the saddest
thing in life, is a missed opportunity.

452
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,472
And particularly rotten in this case

453
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,684
because after you left, a month after
you went to Europe,

454
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,729
I learned only then,
that you were and had been,

455
00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:22,855
sleeping with everyone. Everyone!

456
00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:24,066
- Not everyone.
- Ha-ha!

457
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,317
Well, maybe it was everyone.

458
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:28,237
Yeah, I wouldn't have been the first,
I'd have been the 21 st.

459
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:32,907
Writers, bankers, poets,
the entire infield of the Chicago White Sox.

460
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:37,371
You have to admit, I wasn't one of your
shrinking, mousy, inhibited virgins.

461
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,330
You know, that's the understatement
of the century.

462
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,208
What did you want me to do, take charge?

463
00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,917
You didn't act like you wanted anything.

464
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,795
Well, I was used to slower women.

465
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,088
You know, Adrian and I had no sex
till we were married.

466
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,048
Hey, why are we rehashing all this, Huh?

467
00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,384
It's over. We're two older people now.

468
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,470
By tomorrow this time,
I'll be married, too.

469
00:26:53,569 --> 00:26:54,930
And what is it with you and Leopold?

470
00:26:55,029 --> 00:26:56,765
This guy's so much older than you are.

471
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,268
Leopold's very brilliant. A genius.

472
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,103
So what? If you're such a free spirit,

473
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,605
what do you want to
tie yourself down for anyhow?

474
00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:07,174
You know. For a woman,
the years slip away quickly.

475
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:09,737
Don't tell me you're getting scared.

476
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:10,945
Maybe.

477
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,489
But why? I don't understand.

478
00:27:12,588 --> 00:27:14,324
You're so beautiful and charming.

479
00:27:14,423 --> 00:27:16,518
You could get any man that you wanted.

480
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,494
No, that's not true.

481
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,123
Oh, that was always true, Ariel.

482
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,459
- Not you.
- Me?

483
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:26,795
I think amongst all the love affairs
I was running through in those days,

484
00:27:26,894 --> 00:27:29,589
you were the one person
that could have stopped me.

485
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,883
I could have?

486
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:31,967
Yeah. I...

487
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,865
I was really beginning to care for you.

488
00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:37,306
You see, sometimes
I wonder what would have happened

489
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,223
if we'd made love that night.

490
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,769
The moment was so perfect, you know.

491
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:45,230
People find out things about
themselves through lovemaking

492
00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:47,082
that they never dreamed of.

493
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,089
What? What are you thinking?

494
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:56,721
Nothing. Only that our whole lives might
have been different if only I had acted.

495
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,662
Tell me something, Andrew.
If you lusted after me so,

496
00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:03,373
why weren't you also in love with me?

497
00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:06,101
Can the two feelings really be separate?

498
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,714
Did you see the trout that I got?
It was great!

499
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,342
Look, Ariel, a fossil!

500
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:14,968
I think he's talking about you, Andrew.

501
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:17,011
- Oh, come on, Max.
- Millions of years old,

502
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:20,015
when prehistoric man roamed
these very woods naked and savage.

503
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,349
Give me the good, old days.

504
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,894
Yes, you think you'd like to see
some long-haired Neanderthal,

505
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,816
his primitive weapon in hand,
stalking through the brush like an animal,

506
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:31,276
never dreaming
that someday he will be extinct

507
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,653
and culture will be the order of the day.

508
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:36,155
Well, I'd like to try it for one night.

509
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,784
Look! There's a Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.

510
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,701
We get a lot of great birds here.

511
00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:42,621
I love nature. I could live in the woods.

512
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,455
Maxwell was raised by wolves.

513
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,707
And he was raised by skunks.

514
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:46,959
This is the country, Maxwell,

515
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,211
why don't you get dressed and
do the dance of the merry peasants?

516
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,336
There are too many
merry peasants as it is.

517
00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:53,298
There's another Sapsucker!

518
00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:55,092
How come everything you say sounds dirty?

519
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,094
These woods are especially beautiful.

520
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,846
Yeah, they are. These woods
are enchanted, you know.

521
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,596
On certain summer nights,
you can see things.

522
00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:01,890
- Really?
- Yeah.

523
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,558
Shadows and, I don't know,
little glowing things.

524
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:04,893
Yeah, spirits.

525
00:29:04,992 --> 00:29:07,395
Yes, shadows, glowing things, spirits...

526
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,273
What pathetic delusions
we frightened humans cling to.

527
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,357
Oh, come on.

528
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,234
Leopold has no patience
with the spirit world.

529
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:15,778
I'm a doctor and I believe
in the spirit world.

530
00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,865
You have to, Maxwell.
That's where all your patients wind up.

531
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:21,890
Very funny, Andrew. Very funny.

532
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,663
You were fishing with Ariel
for such a long time.

533
00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,416
I couldn't get the fish to bite, that's all.
What do you want me to do?

534
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,667
Were you reminiscing?

535
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,795
Reminiscing?
I was out with her once years ago!

536
00:29:31,894 --> 00:29:34,673
We had a couple of lobsters,
a couple of beers and that was it.

537
00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,175
Oh, you still remember
exactly what you ate?

538
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,635
Adrian, you know, I'm gonna
be glad when this weekend is over,

539
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,221
because it's a disaster.

540
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,891
Leopold and Maxwell
can't stand each other and you...

541
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,349
You know, you I'm gonna
have to take to a hypnotist.

542
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,434
Why?

543
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,769
Why? So we can start making love again.

544
00:29:48,869 --> 00:29:51,022
Of course, you'll be in a trance,
but that's okay.

545
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,106
That's terrible!

546
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,817
Let's not discuss my ideas
if you haven't read my ideas.

547
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,777
Oh, your view is educated,
but it's narrow.

548
00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:58,197
That's why your book was second-rate.

549
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,449
Ah! A yellow-banded butterfly.

550
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,742
I've been looking for one my whole life.

551
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,369
Don't scare it. Bring the net.

552
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,163
It went that way.

553
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:08,332
I can't see... Which way did it go?

554
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,083
Everybody quiet and fan out.

555
00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:11,710
Maxwell, what am I supposed
to be looking for?

556
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:12,961
Andrew, climb up that side.

557
00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,172
I didn't see any butterfly.

558
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,423
No, no! There it is!

559
00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:18,265
What color is it?

560
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,387
Did you hurt yourself? Did you...

561
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,332
All right, everybody stand back.
Give her air.

562
00:30:26,532 --> 00:30:28,059
Does that hurt?

563
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,144
It's probably the metatarsal.

564
00:30:30,244 --> 00:30:31,188
Relax, it's nothing serious.

565
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,258
Maxwell, stop fondling her instep.
It's a rouse to feel her.

566
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,651
The butterfly's gone.

567
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,402
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.

568
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:40,279
- That's what comes from horsing around.
- I apologize.

569
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,406
Running around the woods like Indians.
How is it?

570
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,326
She's gonna be fine.
This man is a major quack.

571
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,451
You have nothing to worry about.

572
00:30:45,551 --> 00:30:47,394
Oh, oh, oh!

573
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,958
Oh, that feels good. Oh, yes.

574
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,876
- Right in there, isn't it?
- Yes.

575
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,753
Would you two prefer to be alone?

576
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,338
Are you well enough to walk?

577
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,007
- I think so.
- Just hold it.

578
00:30:59,106 --> 00:31:00,133
It feels much better, thank you.

579
00:31:00,232 --> 00:31:01,468
You don't want it to come back.

580
00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:03,511
She said she was fine.

581
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:04,784
Okay. All better.

582
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:09,017
It's fine! It's good. I used to get this
at dance class all the time.

583
00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:12,520
You studied dance? So did I,
but my folks insisted on medicine.

584
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:16,316
Now, now, I'm tired of standing around
amidst of poison ivy, snakes and toadstools.

585
00:31:16,415 --> 00:31:18,943
Okay, I just wanted to make sure
she didn't pull a tendon.

586
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,989
Besides, for you information, it's not
poison ivy and they're not toadstools.

587
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:24,968
Oh, you are wrong.
Toadstools is exactly what they are.

588
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,369
Yes? Well, these happen to be mushrooms.

589
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,564
Those are poisonous fungi.

590
00:31:31,013 --> 00:31:32,249
I believe you're mistaken.

591
00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,834
Does it really matter?

592
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,626
I don't think you'd be willing
to eat one.

593
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,378
- No?
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.

594
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,651
Let's go home.

595
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,715
Those are toadstools
and I'm surprised that a doctor

596
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,884
who writes about nature
can't tell the difference.

597
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:44,302
Yeah, come on, Maxwell,
give us all a thrill.

598
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,530
Pop one into your mouth
and go into convulsions.

599
00:31:49,031 --> 00:31:50,328
Maxwell!

600
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,436
Okay, Leopold. Yeah.

601
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,795
For once in your life, do you stand...

602
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,402
Get some coffee or something.

603
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,570
Do we have anything in here? Quickly.

604
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:05,015
There's some aspirin.
Get some plain white bread.

605
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:10,019
I don't know what he was trying to prove.

606
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:13,519
Leopold, put down the telescope
and come help us.

607
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:41,882
The summer light is
so beautiful at this hour, isn't it?

608
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,086
- I love the long days.
- Hmm.

609
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,909
So do I. It makes me think
of when I was a little girl.

610
00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,952
Me too. Full of dreams.

611
00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:55,557
Yes. Mostly about falling in love.

612
00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:57,317
Mine, too.

613
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:03,131
Do you think that
when two people are in love, um,

614
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,950
it must always express itself physically?

615
00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:09,741
I don't understand.

616
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,308
Do you mean that, um,
a man could lust passionately for a woman

617
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,662
but he... Still he might not love her?

618
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:23,545
I don't know. It's very confusing
when you try and think about it, isn't it?

619
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:29,240
Tell me, I don't mean to be forward,

620
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,743
but was it, um, a difficult decision

621
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,789
to, you know, come from a convent and
everything, and guard your chastity,

622
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:42,316
to decide to share the bed
with Leopold before the wedding?

623
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,105
Not too tough.

624
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:46,775
Hmm.

625
00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:50,953
I wish I'd have been that brave.

626
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:56,518
It's funny. I always considered
myself a modern woman,

627
00:33:56,617 --> 00:34:00,188
and then I see someone like Nurse Dulcy.

628
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,605
Oh, yeah.

629
00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:06,528
I hear she knows how all the
organs function and just what to do.

630
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:09,322
I think men appreciate vigorous women.

631
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,699
Yes?

632
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:14,849
And young ones. This beautiful summer
light doesn't last for ever.

633
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,539
I was watching you. You shoot well.

634
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,208
It's all in the pectoral muscles.

635
00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:22,686
Healthy pectorals. You should try it.

636
00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,172
Rather than express them with
weapons of destruction,

637
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,382
my aggressive impulses are given vent

638
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,985
in the more socially
acceptable chessboard.

639
00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,054
Oh, I wouldn't mind learning chess.

640
00:34:33,153 --> 00:34:34,780
I feel it would be tame for you.

641
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,083
Well, I like the way the stallions look.

642
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,393
They're called knights.

643
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,996
That's a knight. Not a stallion.

644
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,987
- They're watching us, right?
- Who?

645
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,614
Leopold, the who tried to poison me.

646
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,449
Yeah. Right, sure.

647
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:53,867
Andrew, I'm in love with Ariel.

648
00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,619
I know, she's actually beautiful.

649
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,411
No, I mean I'm really in love with her.

650
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,248
Yeah, I don't blame you.
She's an exceptional woman.

651
00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:01,583
No, you don't understand.
I'm in love with her.

652
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,168
I love her. I don't want her
to get married.

653
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,503
Maxwell, will you make your shot please?
I wanna take my bath.

654
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,463
I've never felt like this before.
It's astonishing!

655
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:09,090
The moment I smelled her, I loved her.

656
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,592
Yeah, well smell someone else,
because she's taken.

657
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,262
- Jesus, he's such a pompous ass!
- I know, I know.

658
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,972
But this time tomorrow night
she's gonna be Mrs. Pompous Ass.

659
00:35:17,072 --> 00:35:18,432
What's the matter with you?
Don't you read the signs?

660
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:20,456
Don't you know what she's thinking?

661
00:35:20,784 --> 00:35:22,103
What does that mean?

662
00:35:22,202 --> 00:35:24,271
- I kissed her!
- You did?

663
00:35:24,371 --> 00:35:26,650
Yeah, in the woods.
I think there's a chance Leopold saw.

664
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,318
He's watching me like a hawk.
I need you help.

665
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:29,527
What do you mean? She let you kiss her?

666
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,722
Well, not exactly, but I could feel
her lips tremble with feeling.

667
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:37,389
Don't tell me about it. Adrian's jealous
enough. I've had an experience with Ariel.

668
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,538
- What was that experience?
- No, it was nothing.

669
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,289
What do you mean, "It was nothing"?
Don't tell me it was nothing.

670
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,250
It was brief and platonic.

671
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:46,126
Bring her to the brook. Don't tell her
it's to meet me. I'll get there.

672
00:35:46,226 --> 00:35:47,378
Why the brook?

673
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,297
What's the matter?

674
00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:51,465
I dunno, because you just lust after her.

675
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,260
You're not in love.
You wanna sleep with her.

676
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,679
How could anyone just wanna sleep with
such a dream? Not that I don't.

677
00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:57,639
- She's hot. She's very hot.
- I know, I know.

678
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,181
Those are the ones
that are incredible in bed,

679
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,641
the ones that are raised in a convent.

680
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,269
Maxwell, do me a favor, go play
with your butterfly net.

681
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,063
Take a casual walk with Ariel.
Bring her to the brook.

682
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,065
I can't! Adrian's too jealous.

683
00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:09,525
Why? What the hell did you two
do together that was so incriminating?

684
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:10,860
Nothing. I didn't do anything.

685
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,778
Don't tell me it was nothing,
because you're blushing.

686
00:36:12,878 --> 00:36:14,405
Oh, leave me alone, Maxwell.

687
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:15,489
You slept with her, didn't you?

688
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,907
I didn't. I swear!

689
00:36:17,007 --> 00:36:18,117
You still like her, don't you?

690
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,911
No. Go away. Leave me alone.

691
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:22,684
God, Andrew, I'm suffering. I mean it!

692
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,248
All right! I'll bring her to the brook.

693
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,023
I'll talk to her on your behalf.
I'll try.

694
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,362
Stop it, they're looking at us.

695
00:36:29,603 --> 00:36:32,402
Didn't he say that they
napped before dinner?

696
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,739
Check.

697
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,471
Very aggressive. You learn quickly.

698
00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:40,744
And if I do this?

699
00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:42,833
- Trapped.
- Hmm.

700
00:36:43,742 --> 00:36:47,121
You have a wonderful flair
for spatial relationships.

701
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,503
Can you get away later on?

702
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,153
What do you mean?

703
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:57,554
I mean, can you get away
later on to be alone with me?

704
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,074
What for?

705
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,222
These are my last few hours of freedom.

706
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,788
Professor!

707
00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:06,858
I pray you,
do not register untoward dismay.

708
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,878
I have known many women, and it is only
because I cherish Ariel so intensely

709
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:15,701
that I am, with some trepidation, closing
the book on my bachelorhood for ever.

710
00:37:16,483 --> 00:37:21,014
I hold the marriage vows sacred and,
once wed, would never be unfaithful.

711
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,514
Well, I don't know what to say.

712
00:37:22,614 --> 00:37:26,353
Please, the shame I feel over my desires
is already too much to bear.

713
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:29,831
Don't be ashamed.
I'm just surprised it's me you asked.

714
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,902
You have an open personality and I feel
you're modern enough in your thinking

715
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:38,052
not to make more
of the experience than is intended.

716
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:41,847
And, although I'm surely
not the first to tell you,

717
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:46,978
you're quite attractive
and you radiate a certain raw energy.

718
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:53,588
I'm not saying that it wouldn't be
an interesting experience for me.

719
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,005
What if your fiancee finds out?

720
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,483
She must never.

721
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,552
I want Ariel for my wife and...

722
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,278
Yet the pull is strong.

723
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:05,849
I cannot help imagining
what it would be like with you.

724
00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:07,327
I'm flattered.

725
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,715
Have you ever made love
with a much older man?

726
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,550
Yes.

727
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,630
Illicitly? In the woods?

728
00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:19,114
Yes.

729
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,699
Was he a genius?

730
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,722
He was a dentist.

731
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,911
Do you find me unattractive?

732
00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:26,684
No, you're elegant.

733
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,041
Would you meet me
where we swam today, at 6:00?

734
00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:32,268
Yes.

735
00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:34,402
I'm grateful.

736
00:38:58,585 --> 00:39:00,588
Ariel! Psst!

737
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,590
Ariel!

738
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,764
Ariel! Ariel!

739
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:32,119
Are you gonna be in there for a while?

740
00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:34,998
I just got in the tub
about two minutes ago.

741
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,916
I really like soaking
in a good, hot bath.

742
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,445
I think I'll stay in here
for about half an hour,

743
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:43,219
'cause the water feels so good
on my back.

744
00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,032
Mmm. Well...

745
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:49,387
I'm bushed. I think I'll just
take nap, so just, you know...

746
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:53,166
Relax and take as long
as you want in the tub.

747
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:58,146
Don't worry about me. I'll take a nap for
about, maybe, half an hour or so.

748
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,639
Oh!

749
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:50,764
I have to speak to you.

750
00:40:50,864 --> 00:40:54,101
- Now?
- Please. It's an emergency.

751
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,143
What's the matter?

752
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,813
I'm sorry. I feel humiliated
to come to you like this.

753
00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,106
But I didn't know where else to turn.

754
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,985
Calm down, please.
I'm a nurse. It's okay.

755
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,054
- Sorry. This is very hard for me.
- Don't worry.

756
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,532
He can't hear you. It's fine. It's okay.

757
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,635
All right. Well, the thing is...

758
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,806
I want to learn how to please
my husband in bed.

759
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:37,202
Ariel! Ariel!

760
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,273
Andrew! What are you doing there?

761
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:42,190
Maxwell Jordan is in love with you.

762
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,318
He's a medical Casanova.

763
00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,405
No, he's a wonderful guy
and a terrific doctor.

764
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,657
Really. Never lost a patient.

765
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,992
Got a couple of 'em pregnant,
but never lost one.

766
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:53,994
I'm getting married tomorrow.

767
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,039
You don't love Leopold. You know that.

768
00:41:56,139 --> 00:42:00,001
You're just in love with the idea of
marrying a great scholar. I know you.

769
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,628
You've got a lot of nerve.

770
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,795
No, no. You've always had that as a goal

771
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,340
even way back then.

772
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,509
I didn't think you were listening to anything
I was saying way back then.

773
00:42:08,608 --> 00:42:11,237
All that was on your mind
was animal passion.

774
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,119
And what was on your mind?

775
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:17,518
It's my fault.
I shouldn't have flirted with Maxwell.

776
00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:21,248
It just comes naturally.
Now I've started something.

777
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,023
He likes the way you smell.

778
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,297
Oh, Andrew. I'm so mixed up.

779
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:29,112
That's why the sooner I marry Leopold
and settle down, the better.

780
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:33,367
You've gotta give Maxwell five minutes.
Really, he's pining away for you.

781
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:36,036
I never saw the guy
so serious in his life.

782
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:41,166
Unless you're absolutely certain that what
you're doing tomorrow is the right thing.

783
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:43,961
It's a little late for me
to be having those thoughts.

784
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,985
But not too late.

785
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:50,342
I was fine till I saw you again. Fine!

786
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:53,137
Come with me to the brook.
Here, I've brought a hat.

787
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,472
Hop on, really. For five minutes.

788
00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:57,432
Andrew, we'll get killed.

789
00:42:57,532 --> 00:43:01,003
No, no! Don't be silly.
Trust me. It's me, Andrew.

790
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:02,668
Trust me anyhow.

791
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,083
My God, we're actually flying!

792
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,128
I know. It's perfect, isn't it?

793
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,880
- It's great. Better not look down.
- Hang on tight.

794
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,632
I knew it would work! I knew it!

795
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,201
It's wonderful, Andrew.

796
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,204
You!

797
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,869
I was, uh...

798
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:46,916
I was just here
and looking at some moss formations.

799
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,135
I couldn't sleep. I felt like a stroll.

800
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,947
What a coincidence.

801
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,550
Are you staying?

802
00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:57,099
Are you?

803
00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,476
No!

804
00:43:59,052 --> 00:44:01,521
Uh... Why don't we stroll together?

805
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:02,956
Yes.

806
00:44:03,056 --> 00:44:04,934
No! Not that way.

807
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,170
I think there's something
more interesting up there.

808
00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:09,630
- Yes?
- Oh, yes.

809
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,590
There's some very interesting
leaves and things.

810
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,842
I'd like to show them to you.

811
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:18,119
It's much better that way, especially
if you're in the mood for a stroll.

812
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:22,085
Yes, that's the only reason
I'm about. I usually nap.

813
00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:25,338
Say, if you'd prefer to walk alone,
I could give you directions.

814
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,523
Would you rather stroll by yourself?

815
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,067
Certainly not! Not me.

816
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:32,585
We can talk about nature,
even if we don't agree on everything.

817
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,407
Oh, God. What am I gonna do?

818
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,494
All right, now I know my flying bicycle
won't handle that weight.

819
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:43,143
- We could have been killed.
- Not killed. Crippled.

820
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,317
- That lake is cold.
- You're shaking. You're shivering.

821
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,773
Come on, you're shaking.

822
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,112
- You know, you're wet.
- I know I'm wet!

823
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,469
I thought I saw a Red-winged Blackbird.

824
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,740
Yes.

825
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,556
These woods are fascinating
and beautiful, aren't they?

826
00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:02,682
There is something magical about them.

827
00:45:02,782 --> 00:45:05,103
Four miles is rather longer
than I anticipated.

828
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:09,190
Oh, we're half there.
So, tomorrow's the big day, huh?

829
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:10,398
Mmm-hmm.

830
00:45:10,498 --> 00:45:13,568
You know what I jokingly
call marriage? The death of hope.

831
00:45:13,668 --> 00:45:17,469
Jokingly, of course.
Although no joke is ever completely untrue.

832
00:45:17,672 --> 00:45:20,141
I'm aware that you have designs on Ariel.

833
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,684
- What?
- It's pointless to deny it.

834
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:28,793
I observe the way you stare at her
and take pleasure in her behavior.

835
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,878
I can almost hear your heart beat
every time she passes close to you.

836
00:45:31,978 --> 00:45:34,340
Hey, you know, you have some imagination.
You should write fiction.

837
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,925
I assure you Ariel does not
return these rather desperate

838
00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,302
and somewhat vulgar feelings of yours.

839
00:45:39,402 --> 00:45:42,056
You know, you're not too overeducated
to get a punch in the nose.

840
00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:44,766
Go ahead, hit me.
You've wanted to all day.

841
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,119
Don't be afraid. I never resist violence.

842
00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:51,125
I realize that often
it is the sole recourse of primitives.

843
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:54,210
It's like swimming.
It's a measured stroke.

844
00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,257
And remember, here's the key.

845
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:59,552
When the sperm count is low,
they won't listen to reason.

846
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,844
But when the sperm count is high,
they'll do anything you want.

847
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,356
It sounds awfully clinical.

848
00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:10,233
Well, we're just going over some basics.

849
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,420
But if you love the guy,
it should all come together

850
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:17,132
with a certain sense
of danger and excitement.

851
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,237
You shouldn't just limit
yourself to the bedroom.

852
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:24,139
It should be full of surprise
and spontaneity.

853
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,242
It shouldn't be routine.

854
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,286
Mmm-hmm.

855
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,898
So, I understand Maxwell
kissed you today?

856
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:35,275
Yes. Very suddenly, in the woods.

857
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,777
Really? How did it feel?

858
00:46:36,876 --> 00:46:39,280
- It felt good.
- What do you mean good?

859
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,677
You asked how it felt and I said good.

860
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,367
Well, if it's so good how can you think
of getting married?

861
00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:47,871
I'm always mixed up
when it comes to the opposite sex.

862
00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:51,567
I think I know what I want,
and then I don't. And then I do.

863
00:46:51,891 --> 00:46:53,628
What about you? How's your marriage?

864
00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:54,920
My marriage is fine.

865
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,338
It's not working, but it's fine.

866
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:57,590
I'm sorry.

867
00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,759
So what are you telling me?
You find Maxwell attractive?

868
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:01,760
Well, kind of. In his own way.

869
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,846
You're kidding. The kid's tubby.

870
00:47:03,945 --> 00:47:05,806
Haven't you noticed? He's a butterball.

871
00:47:05,905 --> 00:47:08,476
A few minutes ago you were
telling me how great he was.

872
00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:11,978
He's great. Don't misunderstand
me. It's just that he's blubber.

873
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,081
- He's my best friend but...
- I guess he is.

874
00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:18,277
If I had only acted that time when we
were at the brook that night!

875
00:47:18,376 --> 00:47:20,570
- Yeah.
- It just haunts me.

876
00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:24,742
Not a week has gone by that I haven't
dreamt about you or that evening.

877
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,409
- I swear.
- We shouldn't be talking like this.

878
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,079
I gotta get married tomorrow.

879
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,873
Why? What are you running into?
Stop for a second.

880
00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:34,168
I'm not running into it. No.
He's perfect for me, really.

881
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,336
- You don't believe that.
- He's solid. He's taught me a lot.

882
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:37,922
- Like what?
- Well...

883
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,090
Like how to listen to Mozart.

884
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,777
With your ears, right?
Is that a reason to marry...

885
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:45,784
Hey, are you okay?

886
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:53,579
We got wet. We should go back.

887
00:47:54,954 --> 00:47:59,505
Maxwell, it's flooding! Maxwell!
Maxwell, are you all right?

888
00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:00,568
Max...

889
00:48:00,668 --> 00:48:03,114
I fell asleep in the tub
and it overflowed.

890
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,449
It's okay, I got everything under control.
Did you have a good nap?

891
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,768
Yeah, I just decided to change.

892
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:10,432
Oh.

893
00:48:13,014 --> 00:48:16,143
I, uh, didn't feel tired
so I took a brief stroll.

894
00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,878
You've been in there a long time.

895
00:48:18,978 --> 00:48:22,550
Oh, I... I fell asleep in the bath.

896
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,652
Did you have a nice stroll?

897
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,329
Yes. Very enlightening.

898
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,056
Did you have a nice bath?

899
00:48:29,155 --> 00:48:31,534
Oh, yes. Very refreshing.

900
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,648
Where have you been?
The table's still not set.

901
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,735
I was chopping ice. I was in the barn.

902
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,054
I was just...

903
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,889
There was a huge block
of ice and I chopped it.

904
00:48:46,005 --> 00:48:47,974
We... We'll have the ice for dinner.

905
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,512
Okay, I understand.

906
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,605
Hey...

907
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,934
Dinner's nowhere near ready.

908
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:58,753
Oh. No.

909
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:01,447
I had to clean the fish.

910
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,699
I thought you said you cleaned the fish.

911
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,846
Oh, I didn't mean to say the fish.
I meant to say the chicken.

912
00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:12,449
We're having fish and chicken,
because Leopold hates fish.

913
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:27,072
More trout, Leopold?

914
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:28,532
Please, yes.

915
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,659
The trellis is broken. Have you been
climbing on it again, Andrew?

916
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,809
No, I was just trying to fix
something there. It's a terrible story.

917
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:39,231
I once got locked in the bathroom.

918
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:43,614
Andrew climbed up the trellis and got me
out the window. It was very romantic.

919
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,467
I'd like to say that,
also that I'm a little drunk.

920
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,802
The wine is a little heavy.

921
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:50,721
It's gone straight to my head, too.

922
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:52,597
Yeah, you've got to watch it, Maxwell,

923
00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:54,224
because you're turn
into one of those doctors

924
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,059
whose hands shake when they operate.

925
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,186
Domestic brands are always less subtle.

926
00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:02,023
Did anyone see that big, strange bird that
was flying around before dinner?

927
00:50:02,123 --> 00:50:03,358
What bird?

928
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:05,302
The one that dived into the lake.

929
00:50:06,085 --> 00:50:10,090
You know what there is up here?
There's hawks and eagles.

930
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,264
You haven't been trying
your wings on again, Andrew?

931
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:18,416
Yeah, sure. I always spin around
the lake a couple of times before dinner.

932
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,543
It builds my appetite.

933
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:23,295
So you're an inventor, eh?

934
00:50:23,394 --> 00:50:24,737
Crackpot inventor.

935
00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:29,550
In actual life, I help people with their
investments until there's nothing left.

936
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:34,681
What was that odd-looking contraption with
the ball on top that we saw earlier?

937
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,454
That was my spirit box.

938
00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:41,960
It's a kind of a magic lantern
that penetrates the unseen world.

939
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:46,130
What unseen world?
Forest spirits? Little glowing things?

940
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:49,530
Hmm, you can make fun if you want,
but you all will admit

941
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:53,951
that there's more to life than what
we perceive with our five senses.

942
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,119
I'm afraid not.

943
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,704
Oh, I think there is.

944
00:50:56,804 --> 00:51:00,373
I've seen these spirits on summer nights.

945
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,333
Truth is nobody really knows.

946
00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:06,045
That thing looked like something I saw
at a magic show at Coney Island.

947
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,882
There is nothing magical about existence.

948
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:10,326
It becomes more understandable every day.

949
00:51:10,483 --> 00:51:14,262
Greater familiarity with some of our
best minds might make that quite clear.

950
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:19,393
I disagree. I think that if anything can be
said to be magical, it's the universe.

951
00:51:19,492 --> 00:51:20,518
Me, too.

952
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,898
What a pity that people require
more for their existence

953
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,233
than the wonderful world about them.

954
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,085
It's not always so wonderful
down at the hospital.

955
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:34,240
So when are you gonna show us this,
uh, little trick of yours?

956
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,534
It's not a trick. I'm gonna try it later.

957
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,829
It's gotta be dark
before I can do anything.

958
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,998
Andrew's invented a wedding
present for you and Ariel.

959
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,333
Oh, really? What?

960
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,626
Tell them about that.

961
00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:48,588
Oh, it's nothing. It's a silly apparatus
that takes the bones out of fish.

962
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:52,760
Or if you prefer, although there's
no point to it, it puts bones in fish.

963
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:54,219
That's great.

964
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,288
To Leopold and Ariel.

965
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,141
Tomorrow they will be man and wife,

966
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,666
forsaking all others
till death do them part.

967
00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:07,543
May they be very happy with one another
for the rest of their lives.

968
00:52:10,543 --> 00:52:12,103
Maxwell, are you all right?

969
00:52:12,204 --> 00:52:13,947
Are you choking? Are you okay?

970
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,574
Just a little wine
went down the wrong way.

971
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,661
You're gulping that stuff
down like it was milk.

972
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,579
I'll be all right.
I'm just a little dizzy.

973
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,396
- It's not a bone?
- It's okay, I'm all right.

974
00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:25,626
Is he an alcoholic?

975
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:28,400
No, no, no. He probably just had
a little too much to drink tonight.

976
00:52:28,561 --> 00:52:32,407
He started on an empty stomach.
He just has to walk it off.

977
00:52:32,565 --> 00:52:35,614
So, where will you settle
after you're married?

978
00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:38,639
I've taken a townhouse
near the university.

979
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,724
I can't wait for Ariel to meet
the professors and their wives.

980
00:52:41,824 --> 00:52:43,748
Already I'm the envy of the faculty.

981
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:47,815
You'll adore Professor Eddy and his wife.
They're a very entertaining couple,

982
00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:49,608
with a kind of a theme to their marriage.

983
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:54,028
You see, he specializes in Dr. Johnson
and she teaches Boswell.

984
00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:56,574
They're an entertaining
and amusing couple,

985
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,268
and I look forward to
many wonderful chats.

986
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,621
Well, to wonderful chats,

987
00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:04,956
and Boswell and Johnson,

988
00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:07,041
and Leopold and Ariel,

989
00:53:07,141 --> 00:53:10,628
and this summer night,
and you two, of course.

990
00:53:10,728 --> 00:53:13,340
- And Maxwell.
- And Dr. Maxwell Jordan.

991
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,425
Doctor of high jinks.

992
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,385
And of course to Adrian and Andrew.

993
00:53:17,610 --> 00:53:19,454
- Where did that come from?
- What was that?

994
00:53:28,579 --> 00:53:32,175
Maxwell! Maxwell!

995
00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:34,987
Maxwell, what is it?

996
00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:37,030
Maxwell, are you all right?

997
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,157
Did you hurt yourself?

998
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,699
Maxwell, you're bleeding.

999
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,849
I just picked it up and it went off.
I didn't know it was loaded.

1000
00:53:43,010 --> 00:53:45,764
Put that thing down! Be careful with it!

1001
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:47,123
Jesus, are you okay?

1002
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,208
Yeah, I'm all right.

1003
00:53:48,307 --> 00:53:50,059
Andrew, you keep it loaded!

1004
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,713
No, I don't.
That's what I don't understand.

1005
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,507
I'm okay. Go on back to dinner.

1006
00:53:55,606 --> 00:53:56,884
There's no harm done. I'm all right.

1007
00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:59,260
Everybody, go. He'll be all right.

1008
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,387
We'll put a bandage on it.

1009
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,472
Go back to the house.
We'll put some alcohol on it.

1010
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:06,623
Just relax. He's okay.
Maxwell, let me see that thing for a second.

1011
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:10,271
Maxwell, are you crazy?
I never keep bullets in that thing.

1012
00:54:10,371 --> 00:54:11,356
So what?

1013
00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:12,523
So are you insane?

1014
00:54:12,623 --> 00:54:15,235
Is she worth putting a bullet
through your head for?

1015
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,695
I love her.

1016
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:19,322
You... Well, I don't know
who I'm talking to anymore.

1017
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:20,615
I don't know you.

1018
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:22,034
Nobody knows me. Nobody knows me.

1019
00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:24,494
Don't be melodramatic.
Are you a crazy person?

1020
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,954
Maybe I'm drunk, Andrew,

1021
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,748
but I haven't been able to think
of anything else but her all day long.

1022
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,376
- Would you...
- I have to be alone with her.

1023
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:31,876
- I've got to be alone with her.
- Maxwell, what are you telling me?

1024
00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:34,463
Do you realize what would have happened
if you hadn't missed?

1025
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:36,422
What a tragedy that would be.

1026
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,634
- Wouldn't you die for Ariel?
- Me?

1027
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:39,927
I see the way you look at her.

1028
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:42,054
Maxwell, I'm not a poet.

1029
00:54:42,153 --> 00:54:44,181
I don't die for love.
I work on Wall Street.

1030
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,141
I waited by the brook.
You never sent her.

1031
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,266
- Why didn't you send her?
- I tried!

1032
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,309
Was she willing to come?

1033
00:54:48,409 --> 00:54:50,396
Yes! I tried to take her by air.

1034
00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,606
We fell into the lake. It was ridiculous.

1035
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,525
We had to get out. We walked.

1036
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,318
Our clothes were soaking wet.
It was awful!

1037
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:59,570
It sounds very romantic, the two of you
walking around with wet clothes.

1038
00:54:59,670 --> 00:55:02,449
- Did you kiss her?
- Kiss her? I sneezed on her.

1039
00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:04,117
Why do you blush when we talk about her?

1040
00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:05,619
Maxwell, leave me alone!

1041
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,331
If I did love her, it wouldn't matter anyhow!
Because she's marrying Leopold tomorrow.

1042
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:11,125
What do you mean, if you did love her?
What do you mean if you did?

1043
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:12,208
Do you love her?

1044
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,670
I'm saying "if." If I loved her, if I wasn't
married, things were different then...

1045
00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,130
Then...

1046
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:20,108
Well, then we would have some problems.

1047
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,226
That's wonderful.

1048
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,563
I love you. Don't get married.

1049
00:56:24,088 --> 00:56:25,449
I can't live without you. I'm serious.

1050
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:28,327
What a childish thing to do in the barn.

1051
00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:29,952
Do you have any feelings for me at all?

1052
00:56:30,052 --> 00:56:31,204
I don't know.

1053
00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,039
How will you ever
if you get married tomorrow?

1054
00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:34,166
I won't.

1055
00:56:34,266 --> 00:56:35,708
Meet me later.

1056
00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:36,751
Go away.

1057
00:56:36,851 --> 00:56:38,003
By the brook at midnight, please!

1058
00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:39,338
Don't cause trouble!

1059
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,547
Give me a chance, will you?
I haven't had a single free moment

1060
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:44,467
to bring my personality to bear
to show you how charming I can be.

1061
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,262
Your charm is apparent,
but that's not enough.

1062
00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:50,474
Why are you so stubborn?
Do you love Andrew?

1063
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,059
How dare you!

1064
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,601
Oh, you protest too strongly.

1065
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:54,978
I love Leopold.

1066
00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:57,063
You don't. He'd run a poor third.

1067
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,148
You're rude.

1068
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,626
And you're adorable.
And Andrew's married.

1069
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:12,411
Go away, will you?
We've both had too much wine.

1070
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:14,331
How can you resist? The moon is full.

1071
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,208
You're about to be married forever.

1072
00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:19,085
This is your last free night.
Spend it with me.

1073
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:20,920
Not all of it, 10 minutes, just talking.

1074
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,755
I know if you knew me better,
you'd like me.

1075
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,592
You don't want to get married with the
nagging thought "Maybe I should have.

1076
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:27,344
"After all he wasn't such an ogre.

1077
00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:28,846
"Maybe if I'd given him 10 minutes,

1078
00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:31,222
"against all odds,
he would have changed my mind.

1079
00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:33,934
"But now it's too late. Here I am,
I'm the professor's wife.

1080
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:38,688
"Secure, it's true, yet something's
missing. Maybe if I'd acted..."

1081
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:39,773
Stop it!

1082
00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:41,440
Marriage is the death of hope.

1083
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,525
It is not.

1084
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,110
No, not with the right person.

1085
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,494
I don't love you.

1086
00:57:45,594 --> 00:57:49,532
Because you don't know me.
Give me 10 minutes. Ten lousy minutes.

1087
00:57:49,632 --> 00:57:52,619
If you don't, I'll kill myself, I swear,
right after the wedding.

1088
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:53,891
This time I won't miss.

1089
00:57:58,349 --> 00:58:00,648
All right! Okay, I'll meet you.

1090
00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:02,295
You promise?

1091
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:03,521
Go away.

1092
00:58:03,771 --> 00:58:06,820
If you don't come,
the guilt will haunt you forever.

1093
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,635
Ariel, come play for a while.

1094
00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:09,719
All right.

1095
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:13,119
Yes, why don't you, Ariel?
I feel like something devotional.

1096
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,766
I love your accompaniment.

1097
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:19,121
You have a way of caressing
the words I sing.

1098
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:32,054
Our Father

1099
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:40,773
Which art in heaven

1100
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:48,967
Hallowed be...

1101
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,719
What are you slamming the door for?

1102
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,822
He doesn't sound that bad.

1103
00:58:54,947 --> 00:58:58,684
Is something the matter?
You've got a funny look on your face.

1104
00:58:58,784 --> 00:58:59,853
Are you okay?

1105
00:58:59,952 --> 00:59:02,672
- Andrew, kiss me.
- Yeah?

1106
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,525
What are you doing?

1107
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,594
I want to make love to you.

1108
00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:11,447
Adrian, what's the matter with you?

1109
00:59:11,547 --> 00:59:15,597
Adrian, stop! Adrian! Adrian, stop that!

1110
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,746
Adrian, we've got guests in the house.

1111
00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:20,373
Yeah, that makes it a little dangerous.

1112
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:22,918
Adrian, stop it. Adrian!

1113
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,545
This is the kitchen table!
What are you doing?

1114
00:59:25,644 --> 00:59:29,048
Adrian! I cannot have intercourse
where we eat oatmeal.

1115
00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:31,050
I want you right now!

1116
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:34,030
Adrian, stop this. You're crazy.

1117
00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:35,931
Stop it!

1118
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:38,284
Adrian, there's a fork under me.

1119
00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:40,577
Oh, stop that.

1120
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,065
Look, I broke an egg!
This is like a Flemish painting.

1121
00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:46,565
Get those pants off!

1122
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,733
Shh, quiet!

1123
00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:50,987
There's a man in the next room
singing the Lord's Prayer.

1124
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,197
We'll go blind!

1125
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,490
Adrian! Adrian, I'm on the burner.

1126
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:55,617
Kiss me.

1127
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:59,516
Lead us not into temptation

1128
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:03,684
But deliver us from evil

1129
01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:09,657
For thine is the Kingdom

1130
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,362
What are you doing?

1131
01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:19,398
Don't stop.

1132
01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:22,436
I suddenly feel panicky.

1133
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:25,105
You can't stop now.
I'm past the point of no return.

1134
01:00:25,204 --> 01:00:28,900
Well, I feel a lot of fear
in the bottom of my stomach.

1135
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,422
Yeah, but you're gonna
have to pack me in ice.

1136
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,364
I can't. It's disgusting.

1137
01:00:34,463 --> 01:00:37,057
How can it be disgusting?
I don't have my clothes off yet.

1138
01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:40,557
I'm sorry, Andrew.
I really wanted to. You know that.

1139
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:45,916
I just... Suddenly...
I became aware of myself, of the others.

1140
01:00:46,016 --> 01:00:47,860
I could feel my heart beating.

1141
01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:51,068
You don't feel it for me anymore,
Adrian. Face it.

1142
01:00:51,188 --> 01:00:52,735
Oh, look.

1143
01:00:53,065 --> 01:00:55,534
Maybe I don't. I don't know what I feel.

1144
01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:59,014
I know one thing.
I can't go on like this anymore.

1145
01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:02,994
What about the spirit world, Andrew?
We're all waiting.

1146
01:01:05,077 --> 01:01:07,521
Okay, everyone, now I can't guarantee
this thing is gonna work.

1147
01:01:07,621 --> 01:01:08,940
- You know, this is...
- What's it supposed to do?

1148
01:01:09,039 --> 01:01:13,320
You're a man of science.
What are your views on an unseen world?

1149
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:16,322
Well, I don't believe in ghosts,
though I almost became one before.

1150
01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:18,407
I believe in science and sex.

1151
01:01:18,507 --> 01:01:19,701
Not love?

1152
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,911
Yes. Love at first sight.

1153
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,829
Can there be love without sex?

1154
01:01:23,929 --> 01:01:25,916
Oh, sometimes I think the two
can be totally different.

1155
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,000
How?

1156
01:01:27,099 --> 01:01:30,086
Well, sex alleviates tension
and love causes it.

1157
01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:32,547
Think about that for a minute.

1158
01:01:32,646 --> 01:01:38,010
Okay, join hands, everyone. Everyone,
just hold your hand. Everyone, relax.

1159
01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:42,056
I'm dealing here with ectoplasm
and animal magnetism.

1160
01:01:42,157 --> 01:01:43,682
Everyone, concentrate on the ball.

1161
01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,726
Just concentrate
and make your mind a blank.

1162
01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:46,811
Can we look at it?

1163
01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:48,521
You can look at it, yeah.

1164
01:01:48,621 --> 01:01:50,965
Okay, relax. Please, take this seriously.

1165
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,918
Keep concentrating.

1166
01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:57,588
Just relax.

1167
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,342
Concentrate.

1168
01:02:01,967 --> 01:02:03,969
Concentrate.

1169
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,768
Just relax.

1170
01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:30,563
Look at that! Look, isn't that fantastic?

1171
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:31,773
Oh, it's wonderful.

1172
01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:34,067
It's working! It's working!

1173
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:36,068
- We went swimming there.
- It's the brook.

1174
01:02:36,168 --> 01:02:37,445
It's a person. Some man.

1175
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:40,594
It's Andrew! No, it's Maxwell.

1176
01:02:40,965 --> 01:02:42,576
It's Andrew. It's neither of them.

1177
01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:43,659
What's he doing?

1178
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,744
- He's waiting alone.
- Waiting for who?

1179
01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:46,788
A woman, who else?

1180
01:02:46,887 --> 01:02:48,373
He's alone. I guess she never came.

1181
01:02:48,472 --> 01:02:50,708
Is this looking into the past?

1182
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,001
It's an optical illusion.

1183
01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:54,253
Look, there's someone in a summer dress.

1184
01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:57,483
- They're just talking.
- Why doesn't he kiss her?

1185
01:02:57,690 --> 01:02:58,632
I know he wants to.

1186
01:02:58,733 --> 01:02:59,925
I wonder why he doesn't.

1187
01:03:00,025 --> 01:03:01,677
He's too timid.

1188
01:03:01,777 --> 01:03:03,597
She really wants him to.

1189
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,932
She does want him to. Look,
you can see. She's straining too.

1190
01:03:07,032 --> 01:03:08,934
But he's not, he just isn't.

1191
01:03:09,034 --> 01:03:10,436
He's missing his chance.

1192
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:11,980
It's so sad.

1193
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:15,425
Isn't it true, the best opportunities
only happen once?

1194
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:21,197
Careful, Andrew.
You got something to pour on it?

1195
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:25,242
- Take that away from there.
- The house'll burn down.

1196
01:03:25,342 --> 01:03:26,911
You've really invented
something here, Andrew.

1197
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,038
Yeah, but what?

1198
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:29,998
Give it time. It'll die down.

1199
01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:32,601
I hope so. I can't seem to put it out.

1200
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:36,463
There, you see? That explains it.
Movement is no miracle.

1201
01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:40,132
The retina retains an image
for 1/16th of a second, flickering lights...

1202
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,259
Quite explainable.

1203
01:03:41,358 --> 01:03:42,510
Is it explainable?

1204
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:45,554
But what did we see?
The past, the present, the future?

1205
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,682
Maybe it was the spirit world
and those were two ghosts.

1206
01:03:48,782 --> 01:03:51,101
There are no ghosts,
except in Shakespeare.

1207
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:54,188
And many of those are more real
than many people that I know.

1208
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,257
Well, come along, Ariel.
Time to go to bed.

1209
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,610
Thank you, everyone. Lovely dinner.

1210
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,632
Thank you for dinner.

1211
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,447
Marvelous demonstration.

1212
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,219
I think I'd better go to bed too.

1213
01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:06,927
Adrian, dinner was super. Thank you.

1214
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,936
Good night, Andrew.

1215
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:10,704
I was always scared of ghosts.

1216
01:04:10,804 --> 01:04:13,648
Andrew's got everything under control.

1217
01:04:38,123 --> 01:04:39,192
Hey, aren't you coming to bed?

1218
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,795
No, I'm gonna stay
downstairs up for a while.

1219
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,717
- Oh?
- I'm not tired.

1220
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,574
Really? You're just gonna...

1221
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:49,911
- Get a little air.
- No kidding.

1222
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:52,246
A little. It's such a pretty night.

1223
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:54,065
Oh. Where's Dulcy?

1224
01:04:54,431 --> 01:04:55,416
She's exhausted.

1225
01:04:55,516 --> 01:04:56,543
Uh-huh.

1226
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:59,045
It's funny, Maxwell. You don't seem
as depressed now,

1227
01:04:59,144 --> 01:05:00,987
not nearly depressed as you were before.

1228
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:02,757
- I'm not.
- No?

1229
01:05:02,856 --> 01:05:04,134
I'm much better.

1230
01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:06,532
Good. Good. I like to hear that.

1231
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:14,869
How come, Maxwell?
Why do you feel better?

1232
01:05:15,327 --> 01:05:18,648
Well, I guess if marriage
is the death of hope,

1233
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:22,172
then the night before marriage,
there's still hope.

1234
01:05:23,168 --> 01:05:25,822
I don't understand. Where do you think
you're gonna walk at this hour?

1235
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,782
Just around, under the stars,
I don't know.

1236
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:29,576
You think maybe down by the brook?

1237
01:05:29,675 --> 01:05:31,327
Why are you so concerned?
Just go to sleep.

1238
01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:32,829
Hey, I'm not concerned.

1239
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,373
I'm gonna take a little walk.
It's good for the digestion.

1240
01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:37,916
Well, maybe I should walk along with you?

1241
01:05:38,016 --> 01:05:39,418
No, no, don't bother.

1242
01:05:39,518 --> 01:05:41,086
Why not? I'd like to. I like to digest.

1243
01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,088
Andrew, I prefer to be alone.

1244
01:05:43,188 --> 01:05:44,548
Yeah, but why?

1245
01:05:44,648 --> 01:05:46,925
Look, go to bed.

1246
01:05:47,025 --> 01:05:48,927
I'm going to meet Ariel.

1247
01:05:49,027 --> 01:05:52,139
- You are?
- Yes. By the brook at midnight.

1248
01:05:52,239 --> 01:05:53,766
Since when did that happen?

1249
01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,268
I spoke to her.

1250
01:05:55,367 --> 01:05:56,769
What do you mean? She's gonna meet you?

1251
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:57,936
Yes.

1252
01:05:58,036 --> 01:06:00,273
- What did you tell her?
- I told her I loved her.

1253
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,150
I told her not to marry Leopold.

1254
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:04,110
I told her to meet me tonight.

1255
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:05,402
And she agreed to this?

1256
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:08,072
Andrew, I think I have a chance with her.

1257
01:06:08,172 --> 01:06:10,617
- You do?
- Yeah.

1258
01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,869
I got a great idea.
Why don't I bring her to meet you?

1259
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,036
- No, no, no.
- No, no. I will.

1260
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,163
- It's perfect.
- No, you go to sleep.

1261
01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:17,956
No, I'm not tired.
I'll bring her. Ma... Ma...

1262
01:06:18,056 --> 01:06:19,166
Wish me luck.

1263
01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:20,643
Good luck.

1264
01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:24,313
Maxwell, I'm not tired.

1265
01:07:30,295 --> 01:07:32,047
Ariel?

1266
01:07:32,297 --> 01:07:34,800
Yes? Yes, Leopold?

1267
01:07:34,967 --> 01:07:40,545
Ariel... Doctor... Andrew...
Sing... Music...

1268
01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:56,706
Ariel! Ariel, over here by the tree.

1269
01:07:57,072 --> 01:07:59,074
Ariel, by the tree!

1270
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:02,561
- Why are you doing here?
- I'm here to see Ariel.

1271
01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:03,980
Why? I told you
I wanna be alone with her.

1272
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:05,940
It's no use, Maxwell.
I'm in love with her.

1273
01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:08,568
- What?
- I can't fight it anymore.

1274
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,735
- I don't know what to say.
- I said I thought you loved her.

1275
01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:11,695
I know. Don't get upset.

1276
01:08:11,795 --> 01:08:13,614
You denied it. And I'm not upset.

1277
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,574
She's been in love with me a long time.

1278
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,784
- Since when? You said it was platonic.
- It was platonic.

1279
01:08:17,885 --> 01:08:19,953
I never touched her,
but I could have and I should have.

1280
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:21,372
She wanted me too, years ago.

1281
01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:23,957
I said I thought you loved her!

1282
01:08:24,057 --> 01:08:25,335
What am I gonna tell Adrian?

1283
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,793
You're my best friend.
I asked you to help me.

1284
01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:29,838
I tried to bring her to the brook,
it just didn't work out.

1285
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,634
We flew, we laughed, we reminisced.
It turned romantic.

1286
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:33,801
Did she tell you she loved you?

1287
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:36,054
She's loved me from the first day
I took her to a baseball game.

1288
01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,137
I'll kill you!

1289
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,722
I knew you would take this badly.

1290
01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:40,516
You knew how much I cared for her.

1291
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,100
Nobody plans these things, Maxwell.

1292
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:44,270
They just happen.
You gotta be a little mature.

1293
01:08:44,369 --> 01:08:45,395
- Mature?
- That's right.

1294
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:48,106
I'll show you what mature is,
you're a backstabbing little runt!

1295
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,567
Hey, what's going on here?

1296
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,152
Ariel, I love you.

1297
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:52,278
- You do?
- Yes.

1298
01:08:52,377 --> 01:08:53,570
Oh, see? She's not bowled over.

1299
01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:55,113
I can't fight it any longer.

1300
01:08:55,213 --> 01:08:56,908
For what it's worth to you,
Ariel, I love you too.

1301
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:58,283
Oh Jesus, will you stop confusing things.

1302
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,662
I'm surprised.
When did this feeling come over you?

1303
01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:02,913
- I've had it for a long time now.
- Oh, come on!

1304
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:04,164
I just didn't know what to do.

1305
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:07,042
He's having some domestic problems,
the man's panicky, that's all.

1306
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,127
Don't marry Leopold.

1307
01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:09,796
She's not going to marry Leopold.

1308
01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:11,421
You can't do that, you'll never be happy.

1309
01:09:11,521 --> 01:09:13,550
He's not the right guy for you.
Any fool could see that.

1310
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:14,841
I told you she's not marrying him.

1311
01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:16,594
Hey, I'm not asking you.
I'm talking to her.

1312
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:19,721
And I'm talking to you.
Ariel and I had a rendezvous planed.

1313
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:21,015
You're married, Andrew.

1314
01:09:21,114 --> 01:09:23,309
The magic has gone out,
particularly in the bedroom.

1315
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,936
Oh my God! How can you give away
intimate secrets?

1316
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,313
Do you mind? What do you care?

1317
01:09:27,412 --> 01:09:29,856
Ariel, we stood I this spot
years ago and I failed to act.

1318
01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:32,652
He'll always fail to act, Ariel.
He's a procrastinator.

1319
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,404
He's not a doer. He talks big schemes
and does nothing.

1320
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:35,572
Don't get me angry.

1321
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,408
I love you, Ariel.
I just need time to show you how much.

1322
01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:40,952
One thing's for sure. I can't go through
my marriage with Leopold.

1323
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,704
No, you can't.
And I gotta say something to Adrian.

1324
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:46,541
Listen to him! I wouldn't tell Adrian
anything if I were you.

1325
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,141
That's my business, okay? Do you mind?

1326
01:09:49,242 --> 01:09:51,253
We have a second chance.
Let's not mess it up.

1327
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,298
It's no good, Andrew. It's no use. She may
have cared for you once, but this is now.

1328
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:59,121
Ariel, I love you and, in spite of all his
nauseating begging, I want you.

1329
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:01,909
I'm sorry, Maxwell.

1330
01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:04,162
Maxwell, you gotta understand.

1331
01:10:04,449 --> 01:10:07,020
Maxwell, I'm your best friend.
Forgive me.

1332
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:10,064
- I should have killed myself.
- Don't talk like that!

1333
01:10:10,163 --> 01:10:13,359
Only a drunken infantile idiot
shoots himself over love. Not an internist.

1334
01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,426
- You'll forget me.
- No.

1335
01:10:15,627 --> 01:10:20,198
You will, we'll help you. You'll come over.
We won't let you sit and brood.

1336
01:10:20,298 --> 01:10:23,036
If I come over, how am I
gonna forget her? She'll be here.

1337
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:25,264
That's a point. So don't come over.

1338
01:10:25,470 --> 01:10:29,600
Maxwell, we know each other for so long.
This was inevitable.

1339
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,020
Maxwell, you know I love you.

1340
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:37,341
Better Andrew than Leopold.
At least you'll have a few laughs.

1341
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,719
What are you gonna do?

1342
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:43,823
I'll go for a walk. I'll throw a rock
in the brook. I'll go to sleep.

1343
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,600
Don't worry,
I'm not a drunken, infantile idiot.

1344
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:47,894
I'll go back to my bedroom

1345
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:51,605
and I'll get anaesthetized
with meaningless lovemaking.

1346
01:10:51,706 --> 01:10:53,399
Maxwell, I didn't mean it.

1347
01:10:53,498 --> 01:10:55,193
Will he be all right? I'm worried.

1348
01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:59,342
Why does it have to be so complicated?
The guy's my best friend.

1349
01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:06,765
Ariel?

1350
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:09,979
Ariel!

1351
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:16,569
Remember this tree? We stood
under it and looked at the stars.

1352
01:11:16,855 --> 01:11:20,259
The constellations are
in the same place. There's Gemini.

1353
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:23,112
Yeah, I remember
you pointed that out to me.

1354
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:27,076
We both had wine,
and you showed me your latest invention.

1355
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:31,505
Did I? Oh, of course!
My musical house slippers, right?

1356
01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:35,817
As you walked, they would
play My Old Kentucky Home. Never sold.

1357
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,944
You remember what we talked about?

1358
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:42,114
We talked about the brook
and the stars, and your dress.

1359
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:43,198
You had bought a new dress.

1360
01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:46,452
Yes. This is it. This is the same dress.

1361
01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:49,122
It looks more beautiful.
You look more beautiful.

1362
01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:50,564
Thank you.

1363
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:52,625
You've lost a little hair from the top.

1364
01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:54,752
I'm working on a hair restorer.

1365
01:11:54,851 --> 01:11:58,652
But you still have
that little boy's look. You do.

1366
01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:48,323
It's only Leopold. There's no need
to worry. I'm not a spirit.

1367
01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:49,890
I couldn't sleep,

1368
01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:53,119
so I came downstairs to read
The Katzenjammer Kids.

1369
01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:57,289
The Katzenjammer Kids?

1370
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:02,752
That's extraordinary.

1371
01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:06,114
That's what happened in the dream.

1372
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,341
What dream?

1373
01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:10,720
Just now, before I awoke.

1374
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,498
I was dreaming this.

1375
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:15,645
Me?

1376
01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:18,152
Precisely this. That's incredible.

1377
01:13:21,146 --> 01:13:27,904
We were alone and you were
lying across the sofa, and you were reading.

1378
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:32,082
I asked you what, and you said,
"The Katzenjammer Kids."

1379
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:35,161
And I thought it was funny.

1380
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,666
And then your robe fell open slightly.

1381
01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:42,335
Only slightly, the way it is now,

1382
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:46,176
and I was taken
with a great erotic fervor.

1383
01:13:47,213 --> 01:13:50,576
And all the terrible thoughts
of my whole life

1384
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,974
that I'd been afraid to unleash

1385
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,523
poured forth.

1386
01:13:56,681 --> 01:13:58,684
How did I react?

1387
01:14:00,685 --> 01:14:03,189
You pressed your lips to mine...

1388
01:14:04,814 --> 01:14:09,662
And then the scene changed,
and we were two savages in the wilderness.

1389
01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:11,989
It was a prehistoric era.

1390
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:14,057
I was a Neanderthal,

1391
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:17,144
hunting my enemies
with primitive weapons,

1392
01:14:17,243 --> 01:14:19,462
and loving you uninhibitedly.

1393
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:23,466
Jesus. What did you eat
before you went to bed?

1394
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,362
What are you doing here?

1395
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:27,445
I couldn't sleep.

1396
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:29,407
I didn't want to read alone in the room.

1397
01:14:29,506 --> 01:14:31,555
All that ghost talk makes me nervous.

1398
01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:33,452
Alone? Why alone?

1399
01:14:33,551 --> 01:14:35,805
Maxwell's off walking.

1400
01:14:36,137 --> 01:14:38,082
- He is?
- Yeah.

1401
01:14:38,181 --> 01:14:42,220
So is Ariel. She slipped out
of bed after I fell asleep.

1402
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:43,462
You don't think that they...

1403
01:14:43,561 --> 01:14:45,922
I will not play the cuckold
for that medical goat.

1404
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:49,135
Relax! You have to learn to trust Ariel
if you're gonna marry her.

1405
01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:51,304
I trust no one. I can feel it.

1406
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:54,203
They're looking into each
other's eyes or holding hands.

1407
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:58,207
I can just envision his clumsy general
practitioner's attempts to kiss her.

1408
01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:02,377
Or worse. Worse! And it is now
officially our wedding day.

1409
01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:06,211
Okay, you can relax now,
'cause there's Maxwell and he's alone.

1410
01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:08,487
He's right there.

1411
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,439
But where's Ariel?

1412
01:15:23,601 --> 01:15:25,921
Those shadows...

1413
01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:29,275
That's Ariel's dress. Her French frock.

1414
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:31,905
But if Maxwell is here...

1415
01:15:32,485 --> 01:15:35,014
Those eyeglasses... That's Andrew!

1416
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:37,537
- Leopold.
- Andrew and Ariel.

1417
01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:40,707
Deceived by that third-rate inventor.

1418
01:15:41,619 --> 01:15:43,104
I'll kill him.

1419
01:15:43,204 --> 01:15:44,797
Leopold!

1420
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:50,007
Leopold, come back! Leopold!

1421
01:15:50,503 --> 01:15:54,992
Maxwell, go get Leopold!
Leopold's gone to kill Andrew.

1422
01:15:55,091 --> 01:15:56,092
What?

1423
01:15:57,677 --> 01:16:01,582
Was... Was it a completely
horrible experience, Ariel?

1424
01:16:01,681 --> 01:16:05,528
No. At least I didn't...
At least we bulled our way though it.

1425
01:16:05,685 --> 01:16:08,655
Yeah. Great. That's exactly what it was.

1426
01:16:09,314 --> 01:16:10,800
The frogs kept croaking.

1427
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:13,886
I know, I know. I got a headache.

1428
01:16:13,985 --> 01:16:17,222
Yeah, but it wasn't
what I thought it would be.

1429
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:18,849
Did you feel it was?

1430
01:16:18,948 --> 01:16:20,041
No.

1431
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:22,336
I think it's true.

1432
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:28,338
You really do learn an awful lot about
yourself through lovemaking.

1433
01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:29,694
It's quite incredible.

1434
01:16:29,793 --> 01:16:31,153
It's so strange.

1435
01:16:31,252 --> 01:16:36,408
Years ago when we were here,
that kind of stuff never bothered me.

1436
01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:40,912
I know. I think if we had made love that very
first night when we had the chance,

1437
01:16:41,012 --> 01:16:44,438
we never would have dreamed
that the outside world even existed.

1438
01:16:44,682 --> 01:16:47,606
Boy, time passes.

1439
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:50,922
Before you know it,
a little hair falls out,

1440
01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:53,867
a little noise becomes bothersome...

1441
01:16:54,025 --> 01:16:58,372
I guess we just...
We change. We become different people.

1442
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,573
Ah-ha, you little vermin!

1443
01:17:00,698 --> 01:17:02,018
- Leopold!
- Prepare to die!

1444
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,916
Leopold, don't shoot!

1445
01:17:06,579 --> 01:17:09,628
Leopold, you're a man
of reason. You're a pacifist.

1446
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,213
You're an animal.

1447
01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:14,220
Stop it, Leopold! Come back!

1448
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,266
Leopold! Leopold!

1449
01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:28,936
Andrew!

1450
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:35,572
Hold still, you miserable worm!

1451
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,386
Leopold, I can exp...

1452
01:17:37,485 --> 01:17:38,908
Really?

1453
01:17:56,462 --> 01:17:58,282
Blood.

1454
01:17:58,381 --> 01:18:00,384
I've drawn blood.

1455
01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,770
Who am I?

1456
01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:15,365
Maxwell! Maxwell!

1457
01:18:16,065 --> 01:18:17,676
Maxwell, are you all right?

1458
01:18:17,775 --> 01:18:19,761
No. I'm badly hit. I'm dying.

1459
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:22,347
Oh, Jesus. Help! Help!

1460
01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:24,182
It's no use, Andrew. I'm finished.

1461
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,893
Maxwell, don't say that. Help!

1462
01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:28,496
I'm a doctor. I know where I've been hit.

1463
01:18:35,418 --> 01:18:37,591
Blood. Blood!

1464
01:18:37,962 --> 01:18:40,306
I've drawn blood and I relished it!

1465
01:18:40,548 --> 01:18:42,846
Leopold, what's gotten into you?

1466
01:18:43,801 --> 01:18:45,453
I've returned from the hunt.

1467
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:50,641
What's an intellectual genius
like you want with a simple nurse like me?

1468
01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:56,631
Maxwell, for what it's worth to you,
I don't think the old magic is there

1469
01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:58,734
between Ariel and myself anymore.

1470
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:02,887
If it's any incentive for you to pull through,
I think you got a chance with her.

1471
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,224
- I can't breathe. I'm dying.
- Take it easy.

1472
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:09,728
I have a confession to make.
I want my soul, if it exists, to be clean.

1473
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:12,230
Maxwell, don't talk like that.
We're not gonna let you die.

1474
01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,733
I slept with your wife.

1475
01:19:14,832 --> 01:19:17,601
- Pardon me?
- I did it with Adrian.

1476
01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:19,904
What did you say?

1477
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,615
By the brook, one night last summer.

1478
01:19:22,716 --> 01:19:24,493
Maxwell, what are you talking about?

1479
01:19:24,592 --> 01:19:26,244
The images from the spirit box.

1480
01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,622
Didn't you recognize us? Adrian and me.

1481
01:19:28,721 --> 01:19:30,666
Didn't you notice? It was her dress.

1482
01:19:30,765 --> 01:19:31,917
How could you?

1483
01:19:32,016 --> 01:19:33,711
The moment was perfect. I seized it.

1484
01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:35,253
You only live once.

1485
01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:36,755
But you're my best friend.

1486
01:19:36,854 --> 01:19:38,356
I apologize.

1487
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,693
I don't accept it.

1488
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,636
Oh, no. Oh, my God.

1489
01:19:42,735 --> 01:19:45,784
It's nothing serious.
Just an arrow in his heart.

1490
01:19:47,490 --> 01:19:51,746
He's still breathing. Where are you going?
We have to help him.

1491
01:19:52,162 --> 01:19:57,292
Leopold. Bite me... Hard. Harder!

1492
01:19:57,583 --> 01:20:00,337
I can't. These are not my teeth.

1493
01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:09,935
Hello!

1494
01:20:12,515 --> 01:20:14,814
Andrew? I saw a light.

1495
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,645
So you slept with Maxwell?

1496
01:20:19,230 --> 01:20:21,073
Me? Why?

1497
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,301
Why? 'Cause he told me you did.

1498
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:24,654
How could he?

1499
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:28,492
'Cause he thinks he's dying,
which he's probably not, unfortunately.

1500
01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:33,542
I don't know what to tell you. It's true.

1501
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:37,671
We were alone by the brook.

1502
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,525
You weren't paying any attention to me.

1503
01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:42,800
You were obsessed with your inventions.

1504
01:20:43,087 --> 01:20:47,264
It was a perfect, moonlit, summer night.

1505
01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:52,747
He put his hands on my breasts
and my blood just started to boil.

1506
01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:56,728
And afterwards, I've never been
able to rid myself of the guilt.

1507
01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:58,002
But you enjoyed it?

1508
01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,945
Oh, yeah, definitely. It was hot.

1509
01:21:03,149 --> 01:21:04,510
How could you?

1510
01:21:04,609 --> 01:21:08,581
And that's exactly when all the trouble
began between the two of us.

1511
01:21:09,614 --> 01:21:12,037
I will make it up to you, Andrew.

1512
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:15,500
Now that you know this, I feel...

1513
01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:19,399
I feel really relieved.
This is like a weight is off my back.

1514
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,094
I've been carrying around
a terrible secret.

1515
01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:24,095
Don't lie to me.

1516
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:28,766
No, Andrew. I swear to you.
This is like a curse has been lifted.

1517
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:29,993
I hate you.

1518
01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:31,078
You love me.

1519
01:21:31,177 --> 01:21:34,056
No. I love Ariel. I always loved Ariel.

1520
01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:36,041
No, that's not true.

1521
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:39,520
Andrew, make love to me.

1522
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:41,421
Adrian, don't mix me up.

1523
01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:43,631
I mean it. In fact, let me handle it.

1524
01:21:43,731 --> 01:21:45,134
No, I'm furious with you.

1525
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,219
Oh, no, no, no.
I really mean it this time.

1526
01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:49,846
No, Adrian. Stop.

1527
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,222
Andrew, you're gonna like this.

1528
01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,266
Stop, I've had a very rough night.

1529
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,810
Excuse me.

1530
01:21:54,909 --> 01:21:56,228
Adrian, stop. What are you doing?

1531
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,896
Andrew, I promise you,
this is a good idea.

1532
01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:02,091
Adrian, what is this with table tops?

1533
01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,845
I'm on a loaded pistol!

1534
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,405
- It feels much better.
- Does it?

1535
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,367
I can't believe I did this.
The sight of blood terrifies me.

1536
01:22:10,466 --> 01:22:12,744
- I love you.
- You're still wounded.

1537
01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:16,270
I need time to be with you, to prove to you
that you can be happy with me.

1538
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,583
Maxwell, I'm such a frivolous person.

1539
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:21,377
First I thought I loved Leopold,
then I thought I loved Andrew...

1540
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:27,091
But you never loved Leopold, and Andrew
was just a dream out of the past.

1541
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,740
I, however, am the man of the moment.

1542
01:22:30,069 --> 01:22:32,868
We're gonna seize
this moment and keep it forever.

1543
01:22:33,030 --> 01:22:37,019
I have to admit that when we first met,
and you recognized my perfume,

1544
01:22:37,118 --> 01:22:39,938
you smelled it, I did feel
a little weak at the knees.

1545
01:22:40,037 --> 01:22:42,649
I know. You were scared
and attracted to me all day.

1546
01:22:42,748 --> 01:22:46,920
We're two of a kind. We're both flirts,
but our flirting days are all over.

1547
01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:49,939
Careful. Just easy.

1548
01:22:50,039 --> 01:22:54,118
Me, a confirmed bachelor,
struck down by Cupid's arrow.

1549
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:56,162
Unfortunately, it was shot by Leopold.

1550
01:22:56,262 --> 01:22:58,640
You said you believed
in love at first sight.

1551
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:01,042
It's all in the smell,

1552
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:03,145
and you smell wonderful.

1553
01:23:05,771 --> 01:23:07,757
Oh, Adrian, I'm still spinning.

1554
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:11,595
That was a deeply religious
experience on that table top.

1555
01:23:12,148 --> 01:23:14,430
It's only the beginning.
Wait till everyone's gone,

1556
01:23:14,530 --> 01:23:17,534
I'll show you what Dulcy
calls a Mexican Cartwheel.

1557
01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:19,936
Really? That sounds incredibly filthy.

1558
01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:20,979
It is!

1559
01:23:21,078 --> 01:23:22,314
Good. I can't wait.

1560
01:23:22,413 --> 01:23:24,256
Oh, so can you forgive me?

1561
01:23:24,373 --> 01:23:26,527
Forgive you? I can ordain you.

1562
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:29,154
You've cleared my sinuses for the summer.

1563
01:23:29,253 --> 01:23:30,780
- And Maxwell, too?
- Yes.

1564
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:33,492
The way I feel tonight,
I could heal people.

1565
01:23:33,591 --> 01:23:35,493
Oh! What is he doing with Ariel?

1566
01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:37,162
Doing well, I think.

1567
01:23:37,261 --> 01:23:39,692
Really? What about Leopold?

1568
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,802
Help! Come quickly! Leopold's dead.

1569
01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:47,422
Help! Help! Come quickly!

1570
01:23:48,323 --> 01:23:50,384
Oh, my God!

1571
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:52,219
What happened to him?

1572
01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:54,137
Maxwell, what's wrong with him?

1573
01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:58,850
We were making love. He was
like an animal. He tore off my robe.

1574
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:03,689
He was wonderful. We did it
all violently, like two savages.

1575
01:24:03,788 --> 01:24:05,440
He was screaming with pleasure,

1576
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:08,152
and at the highest moment of ecstasy,

1577
01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:11,756
he just keeled over
with that smile on his face.

1578
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:14,591
Poor Leopold.

1579
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:16,923
I'm sorry, Ariel.

1580
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,765
Don't feel sorry for me, Maxwell.

1581
01:24:39,865 --> 01:24:43,060
My soul has merely passed
into a different dimension.

1582
01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:46,164
I feel myself floating, liberated.

1583
01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:49,256
I am, at long last, pure essence.

1584
01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:52,546
Leopold? Is that really you?

1585
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:55,490
Of course it's me, Ariel.
And I am most delighted to say

1586
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:57,685
that Andrew and Adrian were right.

1587
01:24:58,010 --> 01:25:00,078
These woods are enchanted,

1588
01:25:00,177 --> 01:25:03,081
filled with the spirits
of the lucky men and women of passion

1589
01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:06,210
who have passed away
at the height of lovemaking.

1590
01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:09,587
Promise me, all of you,
to look for my glowing presence

1591
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:12,591
on starlit evenings, in these woods,

1592
01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:16,036
under the summer moon, forever.

1593
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:20,203
- Look!
- Leopold!

1594
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:22,704
That's incredible.