1
00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,388
- Listen up.
- Sir.
2
00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:42,715
We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.
3
00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:46,606
He was TCRI's lead genetic scientist,
but he went rogue
4
00:00:46,691 --> 00:00:49,863
stole billions of dollars'
worth of research and created
5
00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,232
an actual mutant.
6
00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:56,293
He's holed up in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.
7
00:00:56,377 --> 00:00:57,519
Each of you has been issued
8
00:00:57,604 --> 00:00:59,888
a high-powered
anti-mutant neutralizer.
9
00:00:59,973 --> 00:01:03,018
Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.
10
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,148
Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.
11
00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,650
Anything to add, Cynthia?
12
00:01:08,192 --> 00:01:12,151
This mission is of
the utmost importance.
13
00:01:12,651 --> 00:01:16,236
Failure will be frowned upon.
14
00:01:16,694 --> 00:01:19,528
Bring me Stockman's mutant
15
00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:22,571
and whatever he used to make it.
16
00:01:22,654 --> 00:01:25,030
- You heard her, boys! Lock and load.
- Yes, sir!
17
00:01:56,205 --> 00:01:59,956
I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.
18
00:02:00,248 --> 00:02:02,165
Are you excited for Daddy?
19
00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:08,208
My friends at TCRI
want to use you as a weapon.
20
00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,917
I couldn't allow that.
21
00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,042
But we're safe now.
22
00:02:12,376 --> 00:02:15,502
Soon, I'll make you
brothers and sisters.
23
00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:18,211
A real family for both of us.
24
00:02:19,253 --> 00:02:21,837
I never had a family, little one.
25
00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:23,379
Nobody liked me.
26
00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:26,796
I always felt a greater connection
to the animals I experimented on
27
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,922
than people.
28
00:02:28,213 --> 00:02:30,297
So, with you and your siblings...
29
00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,840
I'm creating a family.
30
00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:35,590
I think we can finally be happy.
31
00:02:40,592 --> 00:02:42,175
- Move...!
- Go...!
32
00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:43,301
Spread out!
33
00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:45,551
Move...!
34
00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:48,344
- Freeze! Don't move!
- Get visuals.
35
00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,886
Where is the specimen?
36
00:02:56,221 --> 00:02:57,263
It's not here.
37
00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,931
- Wait... be careful.
- Stay quiet.
38
00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:04,640
Over there!
39
00:03:15,559 --> 00:03:17,435
Cease fire! We need them alive!
40
00:03:20,352 --> 00:03:21,811
Don't move.
41
00:03:37,899 --> 00:03:39,649
No! No, don't shoot!
42
00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:41,275
The chemicals are highly volatile!
43
00:03:41,358 --> 00:03:42,400
No!
44
00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:46,776
Let's go in.
45
00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,956
Cynthia, I'm sorry.
46
00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,633
We lost everything.
47
00:04:01,976 --> 00:04:03,989
Bring me anything you can find.
48
00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,470
We will replicate his research...
49
00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:11,035
no matter how long it takes.
50
00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,209
Baxter Stockman's creations
must live on!
51
00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:20,123
And with it,
a new form of life itself.
52
00:05:22,007 --> 00:05:25,255
Master Splinter has given us
a very important mission for tonight.
53
00:05:25,547 --> 00:05:27,129
The target is across the street.
54
00:05:27,212 --> 00:05:29,170
We must use stealth and cunning
55
00:05:29,253 --> 00:05:31,752
to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...
56
00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:33,917
Go-GURT.
57
00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,171
- Go-GURT...
- Okay, Batman.
58
00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:37,356
Dude, what? I'm just trying
59
00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:38,567
- to hype you guys up, okay?
- Give me that list.
60
00:05:38,592 --> 00:05:40,887
Okay, what else we gettin'?
Four quarts of non-fat milk
61
00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:42,557
- ice cream, fruits and veggies
- Yeah.
62
00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:44,102
- No...!
- And a party-size bag
63
00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:46,164
- of Cool Ranch Doritos. Yeah.
- I like cheese puffs.
64
00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:48,192
He was very specific
about the party size.
65
00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:50,238
- He underlined it twice.
- All right, Donnie
66
00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:51,423
- you're on toiletries.
- Got it.
67
00:05:51,448 --> 00:05:52,884
Raph, you're stocking up the pantry.
68
00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:54,954
- And Mikey, you're on junk food.
- Yessirski.
69
00:05:55,038 --> 00:05:59,045
And remember, don't let any human
see you. Because why?
70
00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:03,679
"Humans are the demon scum of
the earth. Avoid them, don't say hi.
71
00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:06,308
They lust to murder
that which is different from them.
72
00:06:06,392 --> 00:06:08,395
To interact with them is to die."
73
00:06:08,479 --> 00:06:10,649
And, hey, I know
that's objectively prejudice
74
00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:11,985
but that's what Dad taught us.
75
00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:14,698
I think humans seem
kind of cool, to be honest.
76
00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:15,884
- Beyoncé.
- We wouldn't have K-pop
77
00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,053
- without humans.
- Drake. That guy is
78
00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:18,180
- the GOAT of all time.
- I would love to have
79
00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:21,018
- a champagne brunch with Tom Brady.
- Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
80
00:06:21,043 --> 00:06:22,838
And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.
81
00:06:22,922 --> 00:06:26,094
Look, we all think humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.
82
00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,346
Let's go!
83
00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,492
- "Let's go, I'm Leo."
- "I'm the leader of the family."
84
00:06:29,517 --> 00:06:31,187
You sound like you have bronchitis.
85
00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,420
Terror strikes the heart
of Manhattan yet again today
86
00:07:31,504 --> 00:07:33,799
with another brazen and deadly heist.
87
00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:37,139
An industrial grade power converter
was stolen mid-transport.
88
00:07:37,222 --> 00:07:38,391
Police fear it's connected
89
00:07:38,475 --> 00:07:40,603
with a recent string
of other deadly thefts.
90
00:07:40,687 --> 00:07:42,106
New Yorkers live in fear.
91
00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:45,696
Parents are calling for a curfew
until the criminal is caught.
92
00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:48,576
But the only lead
is a mysterious mastermind
93
00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,371
known on the streets as
94
00:07:50,454 --> 00:07:51,707
Superfly.
95
00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,963
Not bad. Heading home on a good note.
96
00:07:55,046 --> 00:07:56,858
- Let's get these groceries back...
- Whoa, what?
97
00:07:56,883 --> 00:07:57,985
But we've only been out for an hour.
98
00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,387
- Come on, let's stay out.
- Yeah.
99
00:07:59,471 --> 00:08:00,865
- Come on. Let's go out.
- Guys, come on. We said
100
00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:02,242
we weren't gonna do this anymore.
101
00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:04,605
Last week was Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks
102
00:08:04,688 --> 00:08:06,483
the week before that
was the Adele concert.
103
00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,821
- She hit them notes like crazy!
- It was transcending!
104
00:08:08,904 --> 00:08:10,883
Splinter's gonna catch on,
we're gonna get grounded.
105
00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:13,496
He's a shut-in. He doesn't know
how long it takes to do things.
106
00:08:13,538 --> 00:08:16,376
For all he knows, it takes us
three hours to get to the bodega.
107
00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,981
No, guy... We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore, all right?
108
00:08:19,006 --> 00:08:21,218
Oh, hey. There's an outdoor
movie night in Brooklyn.
109
00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:23,556
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
110
00:08:23,639 --> 00:08:25,810
- I hope it's violent.
- You need to chill out, Raph.
111
00:08:25,852 --> 00:08:27,730
Stop moping, Leo, let's go!
112
00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:29,859
Fine. Wait up!
113
00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:35,369
Oh, snap.
114
00:08:35,452 --> 00:08:36,913
Oh, wow, that vest is a choice.
115
00:08:36,997 --> 00:08:38,140
I wish I had hair like that.
116
00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,710
I wish I had hair, period.
117
00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,588
We did go bald at a young age.
118
00:08:41,672 --> 00:08:43,300
Is this high school, like,
in real life?
119
00:08:43,383 --> 00:08:44,485
Yeah, you go to high school
120
00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:46,322
you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.
121
00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:47,557
Yeah. Can you imagine that?
122
00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:49,978
Yeah, I'm totally not jealous at all.
123
00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,995
Do it...!
124
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,254
Maybe one day everyone will love us
like everyone loves Ferris Bueller.
125
00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:07,260
Yeah... you know, maybe one day.
126
00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:10,599
Let's get home, guys.
127
00:09:31,094 --> 00:09:32,347
Guys, let's go.
128
00:09:47,457 --> 00:09:50,379
I love being young
and free to go places!
129
00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:07,785
- Everybody be quiet.
- You be quiet.
130
00:10:07,869 --> 00:10:11,501
I'm... I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.
131
00:10:12,127 --> 00:10:13,880
- I'll make white noises.
- Mikey, stop.
132
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,384
Dude, that makes it louder.
You think you're being...
133
00:10:16,677 --> 00:10:18,263
Boys, where have you been?
134
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:19,866
- I've been freaking out!
- We're sorry
135
00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:21,034
- Dad. Listen, we...
- There was a lot of traffic
136
00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:22,161
- It was this one thing...
- on the...
137
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,524
It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...
138
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:27,112
- Yeah, the cat.
- Wait a second.
139
00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:30,159
You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.
140
00:10:30,618 --> 00:10:31,662
Where were you?
141
00:10:31,745 --> 00:10:33,499
- Oh... There was...
- It was nothing.
142
00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:35,268
Look, we're really sorry, Splinter.
Some of the guys wanted
143
00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:36,521
to see a movie
and I tried to talk them out of it.
144
00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:37,589
Leo!
145
00:10:37,673 --> 00:10:39,760
- What? You watch a movie
- Are you serious?
146
00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,137
With the humans?
147
00:10:41,805 --> 00:10:43,099
- You ratted us out.
- Hey.
148
00:10:43,391 --> 00:10:45,203
- Don't use that word that way.
- That was...
149
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,021
- I mean, it's 2023, you see?
- Sorry, Dad.
150
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,522
It wasn't that big a deal!
151
00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:51,023
We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!
152
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,442
You forgot, huh?
153
00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:58,570
You don't remember
why human are disgusting monsters?
154
00:10:58,653 --> 00:10:59,862
Why they're dangerous?
155
00:10:59,946 --> 00:11:02,364
Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?
156
00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:04,632
- Dad, we don't even have nipples!
- They don't want to milk us.
157
00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:06,300
You know what?
I'm gonna tell the story again.
158
00:11:06,325 --> 00:11:08,201
- No!
- I get a year older every time.
159
00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:09,869
- Just for that, I tell you
- Please...
160
00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,053
- the long version.
- God, no.
161
00:11:11,078 --> 00:11:13,079
No...!
162
00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:17,290
It all started 15 years ago.
163
00:11:17,874 --> 00:11:20,959
I was young rat in my twenties.
164
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:25,587
Look at me! I was so cute.
I was on top of the world.
165
00:11:26,213 --> 00:11:29,798
No, I was the bottom of the world.
It was terrible!
166
00:11:29,882 --> 00:11:32,508
Nobody liked me. I had no friends.
167
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:36,261
Raccoons didn't like me.
Dogs don't like me.
168
00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:38,471
You know who hate me the most?
169
00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:39,596
Humans!
170
00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:43,140
I had one friend. He was a cockroach.
171
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,184
We got along very well.
His name was Kevin.
172
00:11:47,643 --> 00:11:49,227
And then I ate him.
173
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,022
One day...
174
00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,524
everything changed.
175
00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,703
You was the first things I met
176
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,164
that didn't want
to kill me or eat me.
177
00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,499
I couldn't just leave you there.
178
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:28,044
You was covered in this wooze
that someone dump in the sewers.
179
00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:31,004
Whatever this wooze was
180
00:12:31,588 --> 00:12:33,422
it transformed us.
181
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,263
Because I was older,
I became older rat man.
182
00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:50,517
You guys was babies,
so you stayed baby turtle creatures.
183
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,977
If you think about that,
it couldn't make more sense.
184
00:12:55,353 --> 00:12:58,480
It was weird, but we became a family.
185
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:13,782
Whoa!
186
00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:53,349
You were obsessed
with the human world.
187
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:55,642
So, I decide to give a shot.
188
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,067
Wow!
189
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:17,740
Wow!
190
00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:25,995
Oh, I am so sorry. Excuse me.
191
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,163
It didn't go well.
192
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:29,997
Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
193
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,582
- Rat man?
- Everybody, look!
194
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:32,891
- It's a rat man!
- It's not a rat man
195
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,876
it's just a bad Mickey Mouse costume.
196
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,210
It's real! I touched it...!
197
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,837
Mutant rat!
198
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,588
Kill the rat man!
199
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:44,382
Boys!
200
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,632
Mikey!
201
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:02,852
Look, there he is!
202
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,328
That's not a cat.
It's actually a rat!
203
00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:08,606
That day I promised to never
let you get hurt, ever again.
204
00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:13,651
I needed to find a way to unlock
ancient secrets of ninjutsu.
205
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:17,028
How to turn a body
into a weapon of death.
206
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:18,404
And I found it.
207
00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:55,136
I'm a ninja.
208
00:15:56,929 --> 00:16:01,015
We thought we needed the human world,
but we only needed each other.
209
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,391
That's why I'm so strict, you know?
210
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,060
You boys are all I got.
211
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,853
And you're all I'll ever have.
212
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,729
- You don't know that.
- I do!
213
00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:14,148
You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.
214
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,525
There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.
215
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,443
Trust me. I check every day.
216
00:16:18,526 --> 00:16:19,735
- Yeah.
- That's true.
217
00:16:19,819 --> 00:16:22,404
Look, I really don't want to do this.
218
00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:25,114
No leave the sewer for one month.
219
00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:26,990
- Seriously?
- Yeah...
220
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,325
I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.
221
00:16:29,408 --> 00:16:30,534
This sucks!
222
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:32,827
Hey, Raph, come on.
223
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,120
Shut up, Leo.
224
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,830
Mikey.
225
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,415
Was it worth it, Mister Leader?
226
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,215
Hey, guys?
227
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,591
If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by society
228
00:16:57,674 --> 00:17:00,009
and we could actually do
what we wanted
229
00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:01,718
what would you guys do?
230
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:05,262
I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?
231
00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:09,264
Yeah, like go to high school.
Maybe get a girlfriend, go to prom.
232
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:10,698
Yeah, with your rizz, not likely.
233
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:12,683
I just got to get out
of this sewer, man. I mean
234
00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:15,642
I like you guys and all, but I just
simply cannot live a happy life
235
00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:18,452
knowing that your faces are the last
things I'm gonna see before I die.
236
00:17:18,477 --> 00:17:21,479
Well, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so...
237
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,772
let's just stop talking
about it, all right?
238
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:37,863
All right, focus up.
239
00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:39,922
The truck containing
the radioactive storage unit
240
00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:41,031
is one minute out.
241
00:17:42,615 --> 00:17:43,658
Copy that.
242
00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,451
Let's not mess this up, guys.
243
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,494
Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.
244
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:50,803
Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?
245
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:51,870
Who cares?
246
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,830
As long as the check clears,
am I right?
247
00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,041
Target's approaching.
248
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,508
60 seconds till police response.
249
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:22,990
30 seconds. We got to move.
250
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,379
Hey, let's not get carried away.
251
00:18:30,713 --> 00:18:32,383
Hey... everybody,
just keep your cool!
252
00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:37,686
Cops!
253
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:47,205
Guys, there's no way out of this.
What are we gonna do?
254
00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:48,708
Superfly's gonna kill us!
255
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,380
In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.
256
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:54,928
Whoa... What?
257
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,797
Oh, man, what is this place?
258
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:18,935
Dear God, is that...
259
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,646
That's... He's...
260
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,149
You... you really are...
261
00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:24,237
Superfly.
262
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:51,374
It happened again.
263
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:53,462
One of our trucks got hit.
264
00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,925
They stole a radioactive storage unit
this time.
265
00:19:57,637 --> 00:19:58,889
Flying ice cream?
266
00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:01,770
Another robbery today
in midtown Manhattan.
267
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:04,025
New Yorkers were stunned.
268
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:12,166
Put tracking devices
on all shipments.
269
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,880
It's time we met this...
270
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,631
Superfly.
271
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,424
Yeah... lob it up...
272
00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:22,441
- Stay still...
- Wait, let me get the framing right
273
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:23,633
- hold on...
- Now...!
274
00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:27,967
- Sick, dude!
- That is awesome!
275
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,260
Come on, guys, we just got ungrounded
276
00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:31,568
- all right? Let's go home.
- Hey, Leo
277
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,386
- can I ask you a question?
- What, Raph?
278
00:20:33,469 --> 00:20:35,970
Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?
279
00:20:36,262 --> 00:20:37,679
Does it smell weird up there?
280
00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:39,679
I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.
281
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,596
Ha-ha-ha, guys.
282
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,514
- Very funny!
- Sorry, we can't hear you.
283
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,364
Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.
284
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,306
Hey, why don't you try
that Batman voice again?
285
00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:49,140
Yo, check this out in slo-mo.
286
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,433
- Dude! That's the coolest thing
- Oh, yeah!
287
00:20:52,516 --> 00:20:53,617
- I've ever seen.
- That's cool.
288
00:20:53,642 --> 00:20:56,017
Hey, let's try that again
but with ninja stars.
289
00:20:57,309 --> 00:21:00,936
- Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph.
- Focus up, come on. You're good.
290
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:03,770
Guys, do I have to be the one
to hold this?
291
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:05,270
Yes. You're the man, Mikey.
292
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:08,813
Don't worry about it, Mikey,
you're fine. Chill.
293
00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:10,772
- He's gonna die.
- Hey
294
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,314
why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?
295
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,815
Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold".
296
00:21:15,898 --> 00:21:18,232
Just stop talking!
You're ruining my concentration.
297
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:20,525
All right, Raph. Three
298
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,942
two...
299
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,068
Wait, did you hear that?
What was that?
300
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:44,865
Hey! You on the roof! You just hit me
in the head with a ninja star.
301
00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:46,091
- What's her deal?
- I've had a lot of messed up stuff
302
00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:47,466
- She's yelling at us a lot.
- Happen to me, but this? Are you...
303
00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:49,550
I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.
304
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:52,743
Hey, maybe we should go down and talk
to her. You know, check in on her?
305
00:21:52,826 --> 00:21:53,926
- "Can we go down there?"
- Yeah.
306
00:21:53,951 --> 00:21:55,385
What's your pickup line?
"May I please..."
307
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,577
No, don't sidebar. Huh?
308
00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:58,761
This is one of the most popu...
309
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:00,120
I think that guy's helping her.
310
00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:02,537
I think he's stealing her scooter.
311
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:03,996
Hey, lady, behind you!
312
00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:05,180
- Actually, we just need
- Your scooter!
313
00:22:05,205 --> 00:22:06,680
- To skip the conversation.
- Your scooter!
314
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:07,805
- No, your scooter!
- You can just cut me a check.
315
00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:09,681
- You owe me money!
- Look! Just look behind you!
316
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,540
No! Hey...!
317
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,332
- What are you doing?
- He's getting away.
318
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,791
Don't honk at me!
319
00:22:14,874 --> 00:22:16,208
Well, we tried to warn her.
320
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,225
Nothing more we can do.
You guys want to grab pizza or...
321
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,292
No... Look, guys,
she got her scooter stolen
322
00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:22,043
and it's our fault.
We have to fix this.
323
00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:25,502
Yeah, man, that sucks, but...
do we have to fix this?
324
00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:28,270
I mean, technically, she was just
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
325
00:22:28,295 --> 00:22:29,420
It's not really our fault.
326
00:22:29,503 --> 00:22:32,504
I got to get the scooter back to this
beautiful and charming human woman!
327
00:22:32,963 --> 00:22:34,422
Alpha formation, go!
328
00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:36,731
I think all of his hormones
just kicked in
329
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,089
- at once.
- Alpha... Follow him!
330
00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:43,924
Who was that?
331
00:22:48,051 --> 00:22:49,676
All right, guys. Guard the exits.
332
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,402
We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.
333
00:22:51,427 --> 00:22:52,777
Every single ninja technique,
all right?
334
00:22:52,802 --> 00:22:54,569
I need you guys to use stealth
to block the doors
335
00:22:54,594 --> 00:22:55,736
- and you need to go...
- Did you say go in loud?
336
00:22:55,761 --> 00:22:58,054
- Wait, what? Raph...!
- Raph, wait, Raph...
337
00:22:58,679 --> 00:22:59,887
Raph...!
338
00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,513
That's a lot of guys.
339
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,806
They look really mean.
340
00:23:06,514 --> 00:23:08,473
What the heck are those things?
341
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:10,574
I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.
342
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,808
You know, the mascots?
343
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,352
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
344
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,146
They look more like
little Shreks to me.
345
00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,609
This is fine. We've prepared
our whole lives for this.
346
00:23:17,692 --> 00:23:19,821
We've never actually been
in a fight before.
347
00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:22,576
And I don't know if you noticed,
but all I've got is a big stick.
348
00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:23,970
- How did I end up with a big stick?
- Maybe
349
00:23:23,995 --> 00:23:25,389
we diffuse this sitch with laughter.
350
00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:26,516
You're not funny enough
for that, dude.
351
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,836
Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.
352
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,773
- You've got a rage problem, Raph.
- Oh, snap.
353
00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:31,841
It's not a problem!
354
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,387
Rogue sai!
355
00:23:37,893 --> 00:23:40,189
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick.
356
00:23:40,272 --> 00:23:42,150
- It's still in my leg!
- Mikey, watch out!
357
00:23:44,154 --> 00:23:46,115
- My head.
- Okay, we're...
358
00:23:46,199 --> 00:23:47,743
we're not off to a great start, guys.
359
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:53,879
Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.
360
00:23:53,962 --> 00:23:55,214
Murder the Shreks!
361
00:23:55,298 --> 00:23:57,510
They don't see it...
362
00:23:57,677 --> 00:23:59,930
- Think fast, Leo!
- Hey, whoa. What are you doing? No!
363
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,688
All right, Raph, you go left, I go...
364
00:24:07,151 --> 00:24:09,321
- What the heck, man? I said go left!
- I got him!
365
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:12,785
Mikey, watch out!
366
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,499
Too slow! Psych!
367
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,679
Dang, that's loud.
368
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,849
Back off! I've got a big stick!
369
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,730
You want to die?
370
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,650
What the...
371
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,860
Sorry...
372
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,783
Ow! Guys, quit throwing stuff at me!
373
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,078
What do we do...?
374
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,789
Save the scooter! Save
the beautiful human woman's scooter!
375
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,586
Ate that, no crumbs!
376
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,554
Okay, chill out...!
377
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,225
Mikey, watch out!
378
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,899
He's Tokyo drifting around us.
379
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,285
I'm awesome.
380
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,537
- Nice!
- Yeah, Raph!
381
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,417
Guys, look around!
382
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,046
- Yeah!
- Yeah...!
383
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:50,716
- We did it!
- We did that! I totally helped.
384
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:52,968
Hide...
385
00:25:55,596 --> 00:26:00,184
Hello, I'm an unarmed non-combatant
here for her scooter.
386
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,353
Y'all got your butts whupped.
387
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:11,320
This is really not how I thought
this night was gonna go.
388
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,031
Wait... where'd you guys go?
389
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,616
Hey.
390
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,661
Hey, I see you in there.
391
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,513
- Guys, I think she can see us.
- She can't see us.
392
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,181
- She can totally see us!
- I won't make a big deal
393
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,333
about the ninja star, okay?
394
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,252
You got my scooter back,
so I feel like that's square.
395
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,855
Donnie, you go out first. You're
the most inviting and friendly.
396
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,299
I get that you have to huddle,
you know what I mean?
397
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,052
But the longer
you lurk in the shadows
398
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,346
like, the more sus
it gets every second.
399
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,472
She said we're sus!
400
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,806
- That's not good.
- Yeah.
401
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:43,518
And now it's like doubly sus
to be whispering about how sus...
402
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,689
- Hey.
- Wassup?
403
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:52,069
Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes. Yeah.
404
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:55,364
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think
all the good animals are taken.
405
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,490
Sharks.
406
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,367
There's wolves up for grabs.
407
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,661
Wow, the costumes are really crazy.
408
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,913
These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.
409
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,539
How do you get this on and off?
410
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,749
That's your skin!
411
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:06,975
- That's your skin!
- Okay, she touched.
412
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,086
- That's my skin.
- What are... What's go...
413
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,504
What are you? What could you be?
414
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,091
Can we explain this over some pizza?
415
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,655
- How you guys feel about pepperoni?
- She's down for pizza?
416
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,390
I didn't think it would get this far.
417
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,559
- Long ago...
- So there was this lab
418
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,370
- my brothers and I were...
- and this weirdo
419
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,022
- we were a bunch of turtles...
- poured this ooze on us...
420
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,608
- and the rat's our dad...
- turn us into...
421
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,485
- We kinda just existed.
- And this guy
422
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,170
- I don't know where we came from.
- He turned into our dad...
423
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,739
Stop...!
424
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:41,243
Okay, you were real baby turtles
425
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,579
who made contact with mystery ooze
426
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:48,583
and therefore started to age
427
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:54,339
from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?
428
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,716
Turtle boys, actually.
429
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,217
I would say teens, you know.
430
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,652
- I would say cool teens.
- Yeah, we're cool.
431
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,096
Teenagers...! Amazing. Insane.
432
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,472
All right, well, tell me more.
433
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,267
Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.
434
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,603
Like, is there more of you?
435
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,147
Nope, just us.
436
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,107
They are alone in the world.
437
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,444
And nobody's ever
asked you about this, or...
438
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,570
talked to you about this?
439
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,296
- No. You'd have to ask...
- No, not really.
440
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,757
Sometimes we pretend to be
on Wendy Williams, but that's it.
441
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,075
Why you writing all this down?
442
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,744
Well, I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.
443
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,580
I write for my school paper.
444
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,583
Really? I assumed
you'd want to be on camera
445
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,169
'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.
446
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,504
Nope... Never on camera.
447
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,630
- Okay.
- Listen.
448
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,841
That's why I'm down here.
I'm researching this story
449
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,676
on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.
450
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,195
See, the police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
451
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,405
if they don't find him soon, right?
452
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,432
It spooked the parents
and they canceled prom.
453
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,601
I'm tryin' to, you know,
help bring him to justice
454
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,936
so that everyone can
chill out or whatever.
455
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,981
But this! Turtle mutant karate teens.
456
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,400
I mean, this is a pretty good story.
457
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,777
Look, I... I don't know if we should.
458
00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:58,987
Why not?
459
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,698
This is gold! This is so good!
460
00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,633
We were taught
that humans would try to destroy us
461
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,535
if they ever found out
we ever existed.
462
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,163
You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.
463
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,624
I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.
464
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:15,337
Look, human woman, I got a question.
So, just be straight with me.
465
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,214
Do you think
there are more people like you?
466
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,009
You know, people who will accept us?
467
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,473
No... absolutely not.
468
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,975
Genuinely no. There's no way.
469
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,535
- I knew it!
- All right, yeah. It's confirmed.
470
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,562
- We're doomed.
- Wait...
471
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,189
If I'm being honest
472
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:37,442
I mean, the reason
I'm not scared of you is, you know
473
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,777
you guys helped me out.
474
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:43,239
And if you hadn't,
and I had just stumbled across you
475
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,991
yeah, I'd be very scared.
476
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,328
I'd be really freaked out
and disgusted.
477
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,914
Sorry, my mom is texting.
478
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,082
Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.
479
00:29:53,165 --> 00:29:55,584
Well, at least
all parents are the same.
480
00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:57,836
- A hundred percent.
- Yeah, for sure.
481
00:29:57,919 --> 00:30:00,380
Our dad is definitely
not a giant rat.
482
00:30:01,214 --> 00:30:03,215
That makes me feel like he's a rat.
483
00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:05,634
Well, I'll AirDrop you my contact
484
00:30:05,717 --> 00:30:09,971
and if you ever feel like you want to
come out into the world or whatever
485
00:30:10,054 --> 00:30:14,182
just let me know. I would love
to write a story about it, seriously.
486
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,559
Good night.
487
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:18,352
She seemed cool.
488
00:30:18,436 --> 00:30:19,995
- Here he goes again.
- Every girl, man.
489
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,455
- That's your type?
- Sorry, I'm not that into...
490
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,581
Give me that contact. I saw...
491
00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:24,816
Here, give me that contact!
Please. Give me the phone!
492
00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:25,900
Come on! Hey, give me it!
493
00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:27,777
It was sick!
494
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,405
I mean, you guys saw it.
I was like, wow!
495
00:30:31,488 --> 00:30:32,948
I want more, guys.
496
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,825
I got the taste of life and I don't
want to wash it out of my mouth.
497
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:38,827
I want it to linger on my tongue,
swish around my throat and...
498
00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:41,246
You're really driving this metaphor
into the ground, man.
499
00:30:41,329 --> 00:30:43,957
But he's right. I mean,
it was too good to give up on.
500
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,917
You guys heard April and the words
501
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,877
that came out of her incredibly
formed and beautiful mouth.
502
00:30:48,961 --> 00:30:51,671
The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
503
00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:52,839
She saw us as heroes.
504
00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,549
So, what if
everyone saw us as heroes?
505
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:57,301
- What do you mean?
- I mean, look!
506
00:30:59,761 --> 00:31:02,930
We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.
507
00:31:03,014 --> 00:31:04,723
We'll drag him up to City Hall
508
00:31:04,807 --> 00:31:06,475
dump him on the steps for the cops
509
00:31:06,558 --> 00:31:09,561
and say we're the heroes
who stopped Superfly!
510
00:31:09,644 --> 00:31:12,146
Yeah, we look a little different,
but we're on your side.
511
00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:13,647
Everyone will all be like
512
00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:17,275
"Hey, those toitles are all right.
I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
513
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:20,820
Then, everyone in the city will think
we're cool. They'll accept us.
514
00:31:21,529 --> 00:31:22,863
Sign my baby!
515
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:26,366
And then, once
the overall fanfare has settled down
516
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,951
we'll enroll in high school
where we'll be normal
517
00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:31,871
if not slightly more popular
than average students.
518
00:31:32,663 --> 00:31:36,374
Okay... I'm following this.
It's like Hulk in Avengers: Endgame.
519
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,668
Sure, he's a giant
terrifying green monster
520
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:40,419
but everyone knows he saved them
521
00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:42,754
so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.
522
00:31:42,838 --> 00:31:45,090
You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?
523
00:31:45,173 --> 00:31:46,357
I know, he's good on his feet.
524
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:48,134
- Nobody cares about that, okay?
- Right?
525
00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:50,636
This is a great plan. If this works
526
00:31:50,719 --> 00:31:52,571
I won't have to hang with you losers
for the rest of my life.
527
00:31:52,596 --> 00:31:54,639
- Yeah!
- Yeah! That's very true.
528
00:31:55,223 --> 00:31:56,516
What about Dad, though?
529
00:31:56,599 --> 00:31:59,560
I mean, he doesn't really need
to know about it.
530
00:32:00,269 --> 00:32:01,394
Right?
531
00:32:03,146 --> 00:32:05,456
Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.
532
00:32:05,481 --> 00:32:08,067
Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.
533
00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:09,459
She probably has some good leads.
534
00:32:09,484 --> 00:32:13,237
Whoa...!
535
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:15,990
- So, you're in?
- Yeah, I'm in.
536
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,200
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
537
00:32:18,283 --> 00:32:20,201
- We did it, Mikey!
- Oh, my God.
538
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,121
Hello? Turtle Fellas.
539
00:32:24,371 --> 00:32:26,306
Hey, is... is that...
is that you guys for real?
540
00:32:26,331 --> 00:32:27,374
Hi.
541
00:32:27,457 --> 00:32:29,793
April. Yes, it's... it's Leo!
542
00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:31,586
You know, we were talking
543
00:32:31,669 --> 00:32:33,671
- Yeah. Okay.
- And we have a proposal.
544
00:32:33,754 --> 00:32:35,464
You help us find Superfly
545
00:32:35,547 --> 00:32:38,049
we bring him to justice,
you document it all
546
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:41,552
and when we got him, you release
the story, your prom is uncanceled
547
00:32:41,636 --> 00:32:43,470
and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.
548
00:32:43,554 --> 00:32:45,347
Wow. Yes. Yeah.
549
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,182
Okay. Sure. I mean...
550
00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:51,060
if I'm being honest, I totally
even stopped thinking about this.
551
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,478
I had a lot of...
I had a lot of things to do.
552
00:32:54,229 --> 00:32:55,897
By the way, do you guys have ears?
553
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,482
Just say yes...
554
00:32:57,565 --> 00:32:58,858
I think so?
555
00:32:59,191 --> 00:33:01,110
They think they have ears.
556
00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:02,527
Okay, perfect. Yes.
557
00:33:02,861 --> 00:33:04,446
How about we meet tonight, 8.00pm
558
00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:06,531
- Eastman High. Everyone will be gone
- Yes!
559
00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:07,715
- and I've got all my research
- Yeah.
560
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:08,924
- in the school darkroom.
- Yeah.
561
00:33:08,949 --> 00:33:11,910
Cool... So, it's a date.
562
00:33:12,202 --> 00:33:13,245
Wait, what?
563
00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:16,038
No... just hang up...
Just hang up, man!
564
00:33:16,122 --> 00:33:17,832
- Hey, you know what?
- Just stop talking.
565
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,459
It's like bad service or something,
I'll see you tonight!
566
00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,169
Who's got no rizz now?
567
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:28,132
- Sorry, Dad, have to leave now.
- Heading out! Love you so much.
568
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,297
Goodbye. Kisses!
569
00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:32,126
What are they up to?
570
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,540
Yeah!
571
00:33:51,350 --> 00:33:52,972
- Hey!
- Hey.
572
00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:56,260
You actually made it.
That... That seemed very dangerous.
573
00:33:56,343 --> 00:33:59,921
Oh, that? Not at all.
I mean, we eat danger for breakfast.
574
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:02,501
Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.
575
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:03,683
It's better than it sounds.
576
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,830
It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.
577
00:34:06,121 --> 00:34:08,659
Okay, well, come on in.
578
00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,655
Really? We can just go in there?
579
00:34:11,738 --> 00:34:12,945
Yeah, of course.
580
00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:16,523
Welcome to Eastman High.
581
00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:19,020
- Wow.
- Oh, yeah.
582
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,924
It's very strange. I feel you guys
actually want to go to high school.
583
00:34:28,007 --> 00:34:30,504
Yeah, we do. We very much do.
584
00:34:30,587 --> 00:34:32,002
Why? Don't you love high school?
585
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:34,082
Oh, yeah, I mean
586
00:34:34,165 --> 00:34:37,993
as a very popular and well-liked
person, I love high school. Yeah.
587
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:42,238
But don't worry about me.
Is this living up to your dreams?
588
00:34:42,404 --> 00:34:45,608
No. It's even better!
Attack on Titan?
589
00:34:45,691 --> 00:34:47,772
Whoever's locker this is likes anime.
590
00:34:47,855 --> 00:34:49,061
I don't even know this person
591
00:34:49,145 --> 00:34:50,784
and they get me more
than anyone ever has!
592
00:34:50,809 --> 00:34:51,891
Guys, look!
593
00:34:51,974 --> 00:34:55,428
Oh, my God... oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!
594
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:57,467
I've got to sign up. This is amazing!
595
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:58,898
Mikey, what are you doin'?
We don't even go here.
596
00:34:58,923 --> 00:35:01,003
Yet. The tryouts
aren't for two weeks.
597
00:35:01,086 --> 00:35:02,293
We could be enrolled by then.
598
00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:04,457
They need a last name.
599
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:06,163
Wait, what's our last name?
600
00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:08,177
I've don't... I've never thought
about that, actually. I don't know.
601
00:35:08,202 --> 00:35:09,575
Do we not have last names?
602
00:35:09,658 --> 00:35:10,948
Well, who are we?
603
00:35:11,031 --> 00:35:13,320
It's... It's okay.
I'll just break it up.
604
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,615
Michael Angelo.
605
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:18,996
Hey, I'm Michael Angelo. Perfecto.
606
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,624
That makes you Leo Nardo!
607
00:35:20,707 --> 00:35:22,878
- No, it doesn't. No.
- Nardo!
608
00:35:22,961 --> 00:35:24,297
- Hey, Nardo.
- Nar-do.
609
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:27,177
It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name. Leon.
610
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:29,472
Guys, lay off Nardo. He's sensitive.
611
00:35:29,932 --> 00:35:32,269
- Nardo!
- She called him Nardo, too.
612
00:35:32,353 --> 00:35:33,563
Nardo!
613
00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:36,026
Hey, at least I'm not "Puke Girl".
614
00:35:36,652 --> 00:35:37,946
That is a bad nickname!
615
00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:39,799
Hey, we don't know if
that says "Puke Girl."
616
00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:42,287
It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
617
00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:44,666
Oh, my God. Are you Puke Girl?
618
00:35:44,749 --> 00:35:47,254
- She's Puke Girl!
- We all know that does not say poke.
619
00:35:47,337 --> 00:35:49,341
All right! Stop. Listen.
620
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,765
I told you ever since I was young
I wanted to be a journalist, and so
621
00:35:53,849 --> 00:35:56,353
I thought I could read
the morning announcements
622
00:35:56,437 --> 00:36:00,235
and, you know,
well, it... it didn't go so well.
623
00:36:05,703 --> 00:36:08,166
I don't know. Maybe the cameras
and the attention got to me
624
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:12,799
and the anxiety made me feel like
I was gonna explode, and so, well...
625
00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,178
- You didn't.
- I did.
626
00:36:29,996 --> 00:36:31,164
I went viral.
627
00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:32,291
I was remixed.
628
00:36:34,671 --> 00:36:35,714
Memed.
629
00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:38,219
The sound even trended on TikTok.
630
00:36:41,182 --> 00:36:44,980
I thought if I use the paper to find
Superfly and get prom uncanceled
631
00:36:45,064 --> 00:36:47,234
I can remain firmly off camera
632
00:36:47,318 --> 00:36:49,029
but also, maybe, I don't know
633
00:36:49,113 --> 00:36:50,866
be known for
something cool instead of...
634
00:36:50,949 --> 00:36:54,080
What? Being Puke Girl?
You don't want that anymore? No?
635
00:36:54,581 --> 00:36:56,000
Great. Laugh. Whatever.
636
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,544
But maybe you're not the only ones
637
00:36:57,628 --> 00:36:59,756
who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?
638
00:37:00,341 --> 00:37:01,426
Can we go?
639
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,694
All right, here's what I got.
640
00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:17,162
Yes... it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.
641
00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:19,416
Superfly seems
to be building something.
642
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,505
I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.
643
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:25,969
He's knocking off insanely,
highly technical shipments.
644
00:37:26,053 --> 00:37:28,181
State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.
645
00:37:28,265 --> 00:37:30,102
And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty work
646
00:37:30,185 --> 00:37:32,439
so he can stay
completely under the radar.
647
00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:34,234
- Nobody's ever seen his face.
- Why?
648
00:37:34,317 --> 00:37:36,905
Because he kills everyone who does.
649
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,535
- Whoa!
- Cool.
650
00:37:39,618 --> 00:37:40,704
No, not cool.
651
00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:43,417
So, how are we gonna find him?
652
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,437
You know the ice cream truck heist
last week, right?
653
00:37:45,462 --> 00:37:47,758
They stole
a radioactive storage unit.
654
00:37:47,841 --> 00:37:50,262
And, look. I found this
at the chop shop
655
00:37:50,345 --> 00:37:51,598
where they took my scooter.
656
00:37:51,681 --> 00:37:54,060
They must be doing business
with Superfly.
657
00:37:54,144 --> 00:37:56,273
That chop shop is run
by these guys and their crew.
658
00:37:56,356 --> 00:38:00,488
Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
659
00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:02,909
They are the ones
who can lead us to Superfly.
660
00:38:03,243 --> 00:38:04,537
That's a lot of leads.
661
00:38:04,621 --> 00:38:05,956
And a lot of terrible nicknames.
662
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,417
Still better than Nardo.
663
00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:09,254
We agreed on Leon Ardo.
664
00:38:09,838 --> 00:38:11,090
Let's start chasing them down.
665
00:39:41,374 --> 00:39:42,668
Normal Nate deals with that!
666
00:39:42,752 --> 00:39:44,355
I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.
667
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,507
You want Short Sharon.
668
00:39:49,263 --> 00:39:51,183
Hey... I don't talk.
But if I did talk
669
00:39:51,267 --> 00:39:52,953
I'd tell you it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.
670
00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:54,080
But you didn't hear it
from me, you know.
671
00:39:54,105 --> 00:39:55,691
Where's Bad Bernie?
672
00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:58,655
Okay, I'll talk. Yeah, all right.
673
00:39:58,738 --> 00:40:01,493
My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit
674
00:40:01,577 --> 00:40:03,747
but Superfly, he kills them.
675
00:40:03,831 --> 00:40:07,044
Then, he calls me and says
I got to get him another thing
676
00:40:07,128 --> 00:40:08,547
an "assimilator".
677
00:40:08,631 --> 00:40:11,052
And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me, too.
678
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,848
So, last night we got one.
679
00:40:15,476 --> 00:40:18,732
The deal with Superfly
is tonight, under the bridge.
680
00:40:19,358 --> 00:40:22,739
We give him his unit
and he leaves us alone.
681
00:40:23,365 --> 00:40:25,076
Good. You did good.
682
00:40:26,746 --> 00:40:28,248
Dude! He talked!
683
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,962
That was so exhilarating!
684
00:40:31,045 --> 00:40:32,339
The adrenaline pumping
685
00:40:32,423 --> 00:40:34,217
- in my veins is crazy!
- What?
686
00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:37,306
Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight
687
00:40:37,390 --> 00:40:39,226
in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
688
00:40:39,310 --> 00:40:41,898
We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods and boom!
689
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,691
Superfly is caught in our web.
690
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,693
Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?
691
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,488
Sorry. Am I supposed
to film all the stuff you do?
692
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,698
'Cause a lot of it is dumb.
693
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,325
- Yes!
- I'll do the talking.
694
00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:54,161
Hey, I'm a gangster.
I got my puffer and my Tims.
695
00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:57,373
I need my bacon, egg and cheese, too.
You got the goods, Superfly?
696
00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:59,292
Bacon, egg and cheese.
697
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:01,252
Let me get
that bacon, egg and cheese.
698
00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:02,754
Bacon, egg and cheese.
699
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,189
- And let me get that Arizona...
- Yo. Let me get
700
00:41:04,214 --> 00:41:05,340
that bacon, egg and cheese.
701
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:07,843
- The Arizona Iced Tea.
- With a bev? With a bev, yerd?
702
00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:11,514
- No bev...?
- We outside...
703
00:41:12,223 --> 00:41:14,684
Yerd...!
704
00:41:14,767 --> 00:41:18,146
Bronx... Yerd!
705
00:41:18,313 --> 00:41:21,316
Yeah, I don't think
this is gonna help people like you.
706
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,609
Just being honest.
707
00:41:25,488 --> 00:41:28,241
- Let me get a bacon, egg and cheese.
- Bronx...
708
00:41:31,828 --> 00:41:32,871
Text from Dad.
709
00:41:35,832 --> 00:41:36,959
What do you think is wrong?
710
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,211
I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.
711
00:41:39,294 --> 00:41:40,813
He probably just can't
get the Roku working.
712
00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:42,648
Hopefully it's quick and
we can just meet up with Superfly.
713
00:41:42,673 --> 00:41:44,926
All right, April,
we live just up there
714
00:41:45,009 --> 00:41:47,929
but our dad, he doesn't
really like humans and...
715
00:41:48,263 --> 00:41:51,516
Rude. I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.
716
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,160
- And that's totally fair.
- Understandable.
717
00:41:53,185 --> 00:41:55,604
Yeah. But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.
718
00:41:57,398 --> 00:41:59,942
And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.
719
00:42:00,026 --> 00:42:03,113
Awesome. Good.
I love that I'm looking at that.
720
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,411
Surprise!
721
00:42:11,914 --> 00:42:14,542
Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.
722
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:15,793
Welcome home!
723
00:42:15,877 --> 00:42:17,020
Why are there balloons in here?
724
00:42:17,045 --> 00:42:18,505
Dad, what are you doing?
725
00:42:18,588 --> 00:42:21,800
Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.
726
00:42:21,883 --> 00:42:23,010
- You... You do?
- I do.
727
00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:26,597
You're done with the sewers.
You want to be in the human world.
728
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,809
I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.
729
00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:32,270
- What the heck is that?
- Honestly, that is...
730
00:42:32,353 --> 00:42:34,038
- Those aren't ours.
- How did that even get in our stuff?
731
00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:35,732
Boys... it's okay.
732
00:42:35,815 --> 00:42:38,860
I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.
733
00:42:38,944 --> 00:42:41,363
I brought the human world
to you. Look!
734
00:42:42,656 --> 00:42:44,909
Human friends. "Hello, I'm a human."
735
00:42:44,992 --> 00:42:46,035
Say hi to Chris.
736
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:50,123
"I'm Chris Pine. Look at my eyebrow.
I'm the best Chris."
737
00:42:50,206 --> 00:42:52,375
- Amazing, right?
- That is what we love.
738
00:42:52,459 --> 00:42:56,797
And watch. I'm a waiter.
The full human restaurant experience.
739
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,758
Sit down. Let me take your order.
740
00:42:58,841 --> 00:43:01,302
It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.
741
00:43:02,887 --> 00:43:04,305
Pizza, right.
742
00:43:04,514 --> 00:43:07,851
Look, Dad, we appreciate it,
but we still got more errands to run.
743
00:43:08,101 --> 00:43:10,479
What's going on?
What are you doing up there?
744
00:43:10,562 --> 00:43:11,730
Don't lie, tell me.
745
00:43:11,814 --> 00:43:13,858
Are you in trouble?
Is something wrong?
746
00:43:14,483 --> 00:43:15,818
Is someone trying to milk you?
747
00:43:15,901 --> 00:43:17,320
- It's never milking!
- No! Ew!
748
00:43:17,403 --> 00:43:19,864
Why do you always
jump straight to milking?
749
00:43:19,948 --> 00:43:22,576
Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.
750
00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:25,162
- No!
- No.... Dad, look.
751
00:43:25,245 --> 00:43:26,789
We're just running errands
752
00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,123
shopping, getting the stuff
753
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:29,667
- we need to live down here.
- Yeah.
754
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:31,836
Really? That's it?
755
00:43:32,295 --> 00:43:33,463
- Yeah, that's...
- Yep.
756
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:35,381
- That is quite literally it.
- Nothing else.
757
00:43:35,507 --> 00:43:38,260
All right, well, hey, Dad,
thanks for the surprise party.
758
00:43:38,343 --> 00:43:39,386
Appreciate it, Dad.
759
00:43:39,469 --> 00:43:41,013
- We will be leaving.
- Goodbye.
760
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,362
Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.
761
00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,698
Countless hours on Forza Horizon
762
00:43:57,781 --> 00:43:59,158
- finally paid off.
- Hey, guys.
763
00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:01,243
Oh, hello? April, you there?
764
00:44:01,327 --> 00:44:02,495
Yeah, I got you. Now
765
00:44:02,578 --> 00:44:04,497
just know,
this footage is going to be
766
00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:07,542
the definitive imagery
of your entire existences
767
00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:10,754
so, like, don't make it
lame or anything.
768
00:44:10,837 --> 00:44:12,147
- Good one.
- Hey. We're not the ones
769
00:44:12,172 --> 00:44:13,357
- who puke on camera.
- We'd have to try really hard
770
00:44:13,382 --> 00:44:14,984
- to do that, actually.
- Hey, shut up...
771
00:44:15,009 --> 00:44:16,051
Look, here he comes.
772
00:44:26,229 --> 00:44:28,165
- Look at those cars!
- Whoa, he's got cool Tims.
773
00:44:28,190 --> 00:44:30,668
- Yeah, he's got some swagger to him.
- This guy is super fly.
774
00:44:30,693 --> 00:44:33,404
- The horsepower must be crazy!
- I mean, look at those rims, bro!
775
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,301
All right, guys,
there's two cars and a motorcycle.
776
00:44:38,326 --> 00:44:39,786
That's like ten dudes, tops.
777
00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:41,997
Oh, man. They're gonna be so scared
778
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,583
when they see they're about
to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
779
00:45:03,896 --> 00:45:06,274
Oh, my God, I'm gonna win
a Daytime Emmy.
780
00:45:06,357 --> 00:45:07,859
- What do we do, Leo?
- Oh, I...
781
00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:09,169
- I don't know.
- You're the leader, you should know.
782
00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:10,503
What is it, alpha? Alpha formation?
783
00:45:10,528 --> 00:45:12,531
You don't even know
what Alpha formation is!
784
00:45:25,337 --> 00:45:26,838
What is that?
785
00:45:34,972 --> 00:45:37,976
Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.
786
00:45:39,727 --> 00:45:40,770
Yo!
787
00:45:40,979 --> 00:45:42,022
What?
788
00:45:42,355 --> 00:45:44,691
What the...
Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
789
00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,485
Damn! Look at you.
790
00:45:47,027 --> 00:45:48,487
Y'all adorable, man.
791
00:45:48,571 --> 00:45:51,199
Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.
792
00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:53,952
No. We don't work for Bernie.
We're here to find you.
793
00:45:54,035 --> 00:45:56,871
I can't believe
there are other mutants! Like us!
794
00:45:56,955 --> 00:46:00,918
This is wild! I mean,
this is crazy-like. Let me guess.
795
00:46:01,001 --> 00:46:04,672
15 years ago, right,
some sludge was dumped in a sewer
796
00:46:04,755 --> 00:46:06,090
and y'all came from that.
797
00:46:06,215 --> 00:46:07,717
We prefer the term "ooze"
798
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,068
- but yeah.
- It's like more like...
799
00:46:09,093 --> 00:46:10,320
- it's just nicer sounding.
- It rolls off
800
00:46:10,345 --> 00:46:11,554
the tongue better, yeah.
801
00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,181
Ooze.
802
00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:15,309
It's nice, right? It's ooooze.
803
00:46:15,392 --> 00:46:19,230
Damn! Ooze.
I like that. I like "ooze".
804
00:46:19,688 --> 00:46:23,401
So, look...
that same ooze made me, okay?
805
00:46:23,484 --> 00:46:25,278
My dad, Baxter Stockman
806
00:46:25,361 --> 00:46:28,323
he's the one who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.
807
00:46:28,406 --> 00:46:30,659
So, technically, we cousins.
808
00:46:31,577 --> 00:46:33,262
- We're related. We're cousins!
- What up, Cuz?
809
00:46:33,287 --> 00:46:35,581
- Cuzzo, what's up? That's awesome!
- Cuzzo.
810
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:37,166
I've always wanted a cousin.
811
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:39,001
Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.
812
00:46:39,085 --> 00:46:41,755
I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.
813
00:46:41,838 --> 00:46:44,132
This is Bebop and that's Rocksteady.
814
00:46:44,216 --> 00:46:46,568
- Hey, what you looking at, punks?
- Yeah, what you looking at?
815
00:46:46,593 --> 00:46:47,845
Right here, we got Wingnut.
816
00:46:47,928 --> 00:46:49,138
Hi. Wing-wave.
817
00:46:49,221 --> 00:46:50,556
We got Ray Fillet.
818
00:46:50,639 --> 00:46:58,106
Ray Fillet
819
00:46:58,189 --> 00:47:00,942
Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal, man.
820
00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:02,152
Ray Fillet.
821
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,989
- This is Leatherhead.
- G'day, fellas.
822
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,115
Genghis Frog.
823
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,201
- Oh, goochie...
- Aw, look at the little jacket.
824
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:11,077
Peekaboo...
825
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,203
Don't patronize me.
826
00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:14,914
We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!
827
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,458
And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.
828
00:47:20,085 --> 00:47:21,878
And that's Mondo Gecko.
829
00:47:21,962 --> 00:47:23,630
Hey, what's up, bros?
830
00:47:23,713 --> 00:47:25,214
- Oh, he's hugging!
- I'm a hugger.
831
00:47:25,298 --> 00:47:27,383
- A little too tight.
- Get in here. Get in.
832
00:47:27,466 --> 00:47:29,343
That one seems cool. I like his vibe.
833
00:47:29,802 --> 00:47:31,762
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
834
00:47:31,845 --> 00:47:34,055
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
835
00:47:34,139 --> 00:47:35,181
Digging your vibe.
836
00:47:35,265 --> 00:47:36,491
- I like your vibe!
- I like your vibe!
837
00:47:36,516 --> 00:47:38,267
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
838
00:47:38,351 --> 00:47:40,853
Yeah. Remember
why we're here. The story.
839
00:47:40,936 --> 00:47:42,913
We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.
840
00:47:42,938 --> 00:47:46,274
Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.
841
00:47:46,358 --> 00:47:47,484
Weapons kill.
842
00:47:47,942 --> 00:47:50,945
What I'm making will create.
843
00:47:51,904 --> 00:47:53,906
Okay. I'm leaning in.
844
00:47:53,989 --> 00:47:55,157
What are you building?
845
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,243
If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.
846
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,335
Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
847
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,462
- I just made that up.
- Okay, Fillet!
848
00:48:10,754 --> 00:48:12,255
Hey. Watch that stinger.
849
00:48:12,338 --> 00:48:13,423
Okay, Fillet.
850
00:48:15,466 --> 00:48:17,276
Guys, I never met
anyone else as angry as me.
851
00:48:17,301 --> 00:48:18,760
Hey, what's not to be angry about?
852
00:48:18,844 --> 00:48:20,345
I hate everything!
853
00:48:20,804 --> 00:48:22,722
- Man, you guys get it!
- That was good!
854
00:48:22,806 --> 00:48:24,182
- It was awesome!
- That was good.
855
00:48:25,725 --> 00:48:27,059
Dang, you guys are good.
856
00:48:27,143 --> 00:48:28,769
Yeah, it's pretty much all we do.
857
00:48:28,853 --> 00:48:30,312
- Out of quarters.
- Don't worry.
858
00:48:30,396 --> 00:48:31,480
I got you, mates.
859
00:48:32,314 --> 00:48:33,498
- This is amazing.
- Come on, fellas.
860
00:48:33,523 --> 00:48:35,233
Get in there... Get in the scrum.
861
00:48:35,316 --> 00:48:36,442
Okay. Check it...
862
00:48:38,986 --> 00:48:40,029
Yo, check this.
863
00:48:43,574 --> 00:48:44,950
That was a juicy one!
864
00:48:45,283 --> 00:48:47,118
Hey, guys. What's going on in there?
865
00:48:47,202 --> 00:48:49,704
Still not sure, if I'm being honest.
866
00:48:49,787 --> 00:48:51,372
Okay. Ask him more questions!
867
00:48:51,455 --> 00:48:53,540
Figure out what the hell's going on
with this dude.
868
00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:59,295
So, maybe you could finish explaining
like exactly where you came from
869
00:48:59,379 --> 00:49:00,922
and what you want and stuff?
870
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,174
What do I want? Oh, easy.
871
00:49:03,257 --> 00:49:04,717
Acceptance.
872
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,843
No way, man!
873
00:49:05,926 --> 00:49:07,427
- We want that, too.
- Yeah, like us.
874
00:49:07,594 --> 00:49:09,137
Let me go back to the start.
875
00:49:10,305 --> 00:49:15,559
My earliest memory in the world
is my dad telling me
876
00:49:15,643 --> 00:49:17,853
that he never was accepted.
877
00:49:17,936 --> 00:49:22,148
He just wanted a family, man.
That's why he created us.
878
00:49:22,982 --> 00:49:26,319
But then, that's when the people
he worked for sent the ops through.
879
00:49:26,402 --> 00:49:27,820
They took it from him.
880
00:49:30,531 --> 00:49:33,283
I rescued my little baby brother
and sister.
881
00:49:33,825 --> 00:49:36,244
And since I was the oldest,
I had to raise them.
882
00:49:36,411 --> 00:49:37,662
- He did a great job.
- He did.
883
00:49:37,745 --> 00:49:39,455
We're very well adjusted.
884
00:49:40,498 --> 00:49:43,250
Anyway, we thought, these humans
885
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:45,001
yeah, they murdered our dad
886
00:49:45,293 --> 00:49:48,546
but maybe they just ain't all bad,
you know?
887
00:49:50,006 --> 00:49:51,716
We went out. We hit the town.
888
00:49:52,049 --> 00:49:54,176
And it didn't go well.
889
00:49:58,138 --> 00:49:59,722
Especially this one dude, man.
890
00:49:59,806 --> 00:50:01,307
He wouldn't stop chasing us.
891
00:50:01,391 --> 00:50:02,517
He wanted to kill us!
892
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,268
Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.
893
00:50:04,351 --> 00:50:07,146
That's why our dad made us
live in the sewer our whole lives.
894
00:50:07,229 --> 00:50:10,065
Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.
895
00:50:10,148 --> 00:50:12,942
You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!
896
00:50:13,026 --> 00:50:15,695
I touched that chin.
Molly wopped him...
897
00:50:15,778 --> 00:50:18,155
wop...
to a inch of his life. Bop!
898
00:50:18,405 --> 00:50:20,324
And then I knew what to do.
899
00:50:20,407 --> 00:50:25,870
I decided to kill all the humans
and let the mutants rule the earth.
900
00:50:26,454 --> 00:50:27,580
That's a take.
901
00:50:27,663 --> 00:50:30,666
I inherited my dad's mind for science
902
00:50:30,749 --> 00:50:35,837
and I thought, "What if I built
a machine to enact my plan?"
903
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,923
I've been stealing
all the parts that I need
904
00:50:39,006 --> 00:50:41,383
and now I'm ready.
905
00:50:42,051 --> 00:50:44,261
I'm gonna use a little of my blood
906
00:50:44,344 --> 00:50:47,722
to create a weaponized version
of the ooze.
907
00:50:48,014 --> 00:50:51,100
Then, we gonna launch it
into the atmosphere
908
00:50:51,183 --> 00:50:54,228
and watch it vaporize.
909
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:55,812
Here's the kicker:
910
00:50:55,896 --> 00:50:59,566
Every animal on Earth
will be transformed into a mutant.
911
00:50:59,649 --> 00:51:03,694
Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish, and whale.
912
00:51:03,903 --> 00:51:04,945
Everything!
913
00:51:05,112 --> 00:51:07,823
And we become
the dominant species on Earth.
914
00:51:07,906 --> 00:51:11,951
That's bad.
That's very bad for me.
915
00:51:13,619 --> 00:51:15,997
Wait, what happens to humans
in this plan of yours?
916
00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:17,581
Nothing good.
917
00:51:17,665 --> 00:51:19,875
We wish there was another way
to feel safe and happy
918
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:22,586
but peoples, they got to go!
919
00:51:22,669 --> 00:51:25,421
A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved
920
00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,423
turned into fuel of some sort.
921
00:51:27,506 --> 00:51:29,508
Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment
922
00:51:29,592 --> 00:51:30,634
you know what I mean?
923
00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:34,012
You know how they used to have
dog shows and they had horse races?
924
00:51:34,095 --> 00:51:38,266
Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.
925
00:51:38,349 --> 00:51:41,435
Baby tossing. Something like that.
I'll think of something stupid.
926
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:43,520
Wow, that's even worse.
927
00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:44,688
They should be pets.
928
00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:47,899
Honestly, I'm open to all ideas.
You know what I mean?
929
00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:51,194
Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.
930
00:51:51,277 --> 00:51:52,319
You know what I mean?
931
00:51:52,528 --> 00:51:54,154
Just pitch it as soon as possible
932
00:51:54,238 --> 00:51:57,532
'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device
933
00:51:57,616 --> 00:52:02,078
and acceptance will be ours.
934
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,288
- Yeah!
- Yes! Great!
935
00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:05,456
So, wassup?
936
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,332
You want to roll with us?
937
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:10,335
'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.
938
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,337
- Yeah!
- Yay, Fillet!
939
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:13,963
Yeah, little dudes! Yeah!
940
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:15,381
Hey, just checking in.
941
00:52:15,464 --> 00:52:16,549
You stopping them now
942
00:52:16,632 --> 00:52:18,967
or you gonna make me film
you supplying an evil villain
943
00:52:19,051 --> 00:52:22,179
with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?
944
00:52:22,637 --> 00:52:24,848
You're gonna stop him?
You're gonna stop him.
945
00:52:25,056 --> 00:52:28,017
Somebody just cough
so I know you're gonna stop him.
946
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,145
Yo, Superfly,
so what if we're actually like
947
00:52:31,228 --> 00:52:33,230
I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here
948
00:52:33,313 --> 00:52:34,414
what if we're not into the plan?
949
00:52:34,439 --> 00:52:36,399
What if we don't like it?
What would happen?
950
00:52:36,483 --> 00:52:39,360
Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.
951
00:52:39,443 --> 00:52:40,569
Well, that would mean...
952
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:43,572
that I was wrong about you
953
00:52:45,157 --> 00:52:47,951
and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.
954
00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:49,535
And that right there
955
00:52:49,619 --> 00:52:50,787
piss me off!
956
00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,872
- Whoa!
- Yeah, we...
957
00:52:52,955 --> 00:52:54,431
- No, but we don't...
- I'm about to go
958
00:52:54,456 --> 00:52:55,599
- to a hundred on y'all, if ya...
- No...
959
00:52:55,624 --> 00:52:56,667
- Hey...
- No.
960
00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,101
- Listen...
- What's happenin' up in here?
961
00:52:58,126 --> 00:52:59,269
- What's goin' on?
- Remember?
962
00:52:59,294 --> 00:53:02,005
- Cousin? Cuz...?
- No, don't "cuz" me right now, man.
963
00:53:02,088 --> 00:53:03,856
- Listen. We were kidding.
- Yeah, drop that, man. This ain't
964
00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:05,608
- got nothing to do with that.
- We're just joking around
965
00:53:05,633 --> 00:53:08,177
because we are in fact
very into your plan.
966
00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:10,929
It's, like, great!
I love the killing people part.
967
00:53:11,012 --> 00:53:12,347
Yeah, I'll cut around that.
968
00:53:12,430 --> 00:53:13,514
Guys, I got an idea.
969
00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:16,142
So, S-Fly, my man
970
00:53:16,225 --> 00:53:18,143
we'll drive the van
with the storage unit
971
00:53:18,227 --> 00:53:19,728
and you lead the way.
972
00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:21,188
Nice. Smooth.
973
00:53:21,646 --> 00:53:25,066
Cool. But I drive fast,
and I don't want y'all to get lost
974
00:53:25,149 --> 00:53:27,276
so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
975
00:53:28,652 --> 00:53:30,029
Ride with the tortoises.
976
00:53:30,821 --> 00:53:32,739
- I drive!
- You're good to drive?
977
00:53:34,491 --> 00:53:35,533
No.
978
00:53:47,585 --> 00:53:49,462
Spice Girls! Put 'em on!
979
00:53:49,796 --> 00:53:51,314
- You don't like Phish?
- What's Phish?
980
00:53:51,339 --> 00:53:53,466
Why... why are you looking at me?
Look, dude, I...
981
00:53:53,883 --> 00:53:55,050
You think of something.
982
00:53:55,843 --> 00:54:00,847
Hey, dudes, fun cruising with you,
but where are we going exactly?
983
00:54:00,930 --> 00:54:03,641
Oh. See that building over there?
That's not it.
984
00:54:04,016 --> 00:54:05,059
No, we're going to
985
00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:07,453
this super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.
986
00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,645
It's the best borough, bro.
987
00:54:08,729 --> 00:54:10,730
I love Staten Island!
988
00:54:11,273 --> 00:54:13,858
Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.
989
00:54:13,942 --> 00:54:15,776
Not sure that's as easy as it sounds.
990
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,670
I mean, this dude is
literally a rhinoceros, man.
991
00:54:17,695 --> 00:54:20,197
I gots an idea. How about
something we can all sing along to?
992
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,506
But look, I think
if we jam the brakes
993
00:54:21,531 --> 00:54:22,674
they'll just fly out
front of the car.
994
00:54:22,699 --> 00:54:25,385
- There's no windshield or anything.
- It's impossible. We'd need like
995
00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:28,162
a long and narrow device that's
small enough to get under the seat
996
00:54:28,245 --> 00:54:29,788
but strong enough to press the pedal.
997
00:54:29,872 --> 00:54:30,956
You mean a stick?
998
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,833
I got it. Four Non B's.
999
00:54:41,507 --> 00:54:42,841
How good is this?
1000
00:54:43,258 --> 00:54:44,468
Time of my life.
1001
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:46,011
God, they're good.
1002
00:54:56,895 --> 00:55:00,190
What's going on?
1003
00:55:00,273 --> 00:55:03,067
Sorry.
1004
00:55:07,863 --> 00:55:08,906
What the...
1005
00:55:10,323 --> 00:55:11,741
Hey. Y'all better hurry.
1006
00:55:12,325 --> 00:55:14,243
Hey. You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
1007
00:55:32,801 --> 00:55:34,803
Don't worry, guys. I got this.
1008
00:55:36,888 --> 00:55:39,265
I don't got this...!
1009
00:55:39,849 --> 00:55:41,559
You're dead, tortoises!
1010
00:55:47,314 --> 00:55:48,523
Oh, yeah!
1011
00:55:51,150 --> 00:55:53,527
You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!
1012
00:55:53,736 --> 00:55:54,778
Get them, Mondo!
1013
00:55:54,862 --> 00:55:55,904
Donnie!
1014
00:55:55,988 --> 00:55:57,322
Watch where you're driving!
1015
00:55:57,656 --> 00:56:00,867
Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.
1016
00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:02,160
That is not cool!
1017
00:56:02,243 --> 00:56:03,870
I'm so sorry. We had to.
1018
00:56:03,953 --> 00:56:06,330
You know what?
I don't accept that apology!
1019
00:56:06,413 --> 00:56:08,290
Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
I'm not gonna lie.
1020
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:10,959
Boom!
1021
00:56:17,715 --> 00:56:19,800
Hey, I'm back, you green punks.
1022
00:56:20,134 --> 00:56:23,345
Stop it, you bloody hooligans
or I'll bite your bloody heads off!
1023
00:56:33,437 --> 00:56:37,357
Superfly's almost here and he's not
going to be as nice about this.
1024
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,524
You're not being nice!
1025
00:56:38,608 --> 00:56:40,026
He'll be less nice!
1026
00:56:48,033 --> 00:56:50,201
It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.
1027
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,456
Six in the mornin', police at my door
1028
00:56:56,039 --> 00:56:57,082
Come on!
1029
00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,297
- My chucks!
- Guys?
1030
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,593
No! He used my stick against me!
1031
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,469
Now he's molly wopping me!
1032
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,141
Man, I almost thought y'all was cool.
1033
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:18,851
See you in hell, turtles!
1034
00:57:19,435 --> 00:57:20,477
Quick, grab it!
1035
00:57:24,022 --> 00:57:25,565
I'm getting ripped in two!
1036
00:57:26,733 --> 00:57:28,651
Goochie goochie goo.
1037
00:57:40,244 --> 00:57:41,287
Oh, no!
1038
00:57:59,761 --> 00:58:02,805
Go...! Surround them!
Make a perimeter.
1039
00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,687
April! Help!
1040
00:58:13,565 --> 00:58:15,483
Say good night, freak.
1041
00:58:23,865 --> 00:58:25,325
What? What's happening?
1042
00:58:27,410 --> 00:58:29,662
Hey, let us out! Come on!
1043
00:58:29,745 --> 00:58:31,413
Why, hello, turtles.
1044
00:58:31,914 --> 00:58:34,333
I've been looking for you
1045
00:58:34,416 --> 00:58:37,669
for a long, long time.
1046
00:58:37,752 --> 00:58:39,754
Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from us
1047
00:58:39,837 --> 00:58:42,756
or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.
1048
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,508
There's a fly monster!
1049
00:58:45,759 --> 00:58:47,552
I will do the talking.
1050
00:58:48,386 --> 00:58:51,431
I am Cynthia Utrom
1051
00:58:51,514 --> 00:58:54,308
and you are my property.
1052
00:58:54,517 --> 00:58:55,559
What?
1053
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:57,102
Hey!
1054
00:58:57,186 --> 00:58:58,228
Stop!
1055
00:58:58,895 --> 00:59:00,313
Enough.
1056
00:59:00,397 --> 00:59:04,650
I will use you to create
a stable mutagen.
1057
00:59:04,734 --> 00:59:10,072
And with that I will create
an army of super soldiers.
1058
00:59:10,364 --> 00:59:13,658
Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.
1059
00:59:13,741 --> 00:59:16,827
Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
1060
00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:21,582
Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.
1061
00:59:21,748 --> 00:59:27,253
The glory of it all
nearly brings me to tears.
1062
00:59:27,462 --> 00:59:28,688
What does this have to do with us?
1063
00:59:28,713 --> 00:59:30,005
Yeah. What do you want from us?
1064
00:59:30,172 --> 00:59:33,800
What I want is your blood.
1065
00:59:33,884 --> 00:59:36,720
And there's only one way to get it.
1066
00:59:36,803 --> 00:59:38,012
Oh, no!
1067
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:39,847
- I can't believe it.
- She's gonna...
1068
00:59:39,931 --> 00:59:42,016
Hook them up
to the milking machine!
1069
00:59:43,642 --> 00:59:45,394
She's gonna milk us!
1070
01:00:04,577 --> 01:00:06,996
Ray Fillet, man, shut your mouth!
1071
01:00:07,079 --> 01:00:10,499
If I want to be sad, I'll go listen
to some damn John Legend.
1072
01:00:10,582 --> 01:00:11,875
- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, bro.
1073
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:14,210
Now, remember, this is a happy day
1074
01:00:14,294 --> 01:00:20,007
because we're gonna kill every human
on this big, ol' ugly Earth!
1075
01:00:20,090 --> 01:00:21,800
So smile, Mondo!
1076
01:00:41,859 --> 01:00:44,445
Boys! You come home? You forgive me?
1077
01:00:44,528 --> 01:00:46,196
My surprise party worked?
1078
01:00:47,906 --> 01:00:49,574
Get back! I'll bite you!
1079
01:00:50,116 --> 01:00:54,203
Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
1080
01:00:54,286 --> 01:00:55,996
I come in peace.
1081
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,414
I'm friends with your sons.
1082
01:00:57,498 --> 01:01:00,250
And right now, they're in trouble.
1083
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,470
No...! Stop it!
1084
01:01:17,598 --> 01:01:19,350
- That looks bad.
- Does it hurt?
1085
01:01:19,433 --> 01:01:21,643
Of course it hurts! She's milking me!
1086
01:01:21,727 --> 01:01:24,204
Try to think of something pleasant
to take your mind off the pain.
1087
01:01:24,229 --> 01:01:26,564
Yeah... think of pizza, Mikey,
think of the pizza!
1088
01:01:26,648 --> 01:01:29,609
No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk
1089
01:01:29,692 --> 01:01:30,943
and I'm being milked!
1090
01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:33,153
It's infiltrated my every thought!
1091
01:01:34,154 --> 01:01:36,573
I'm so sorry, Mikey.
1092
01:01:37,866 --> 01:01:40,868
Continue milking them
until we have the required amount.
1093
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,295
Well, this is it, guys. I mean
1094
01:01:52,378 --> 01:01:54,397
we're gonna die here
getting milked to death in a lab.
1095
01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:58,592
I can't believe April just left us.
Maybe she was just using us.
1096
01:01:58,675 --> 01:02:01,219
Well, she ended up
getting a great story:
1097
01:02:01,594 --> 01:02:04,347
"Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."
1098
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:05,931
That's actually a pretty good title.
1099
01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:08,117
- Yeah, very clickbait-y.
- I'd definitely give that a read.
1100
01:02:08,142 --> 01:02:10,560
I have so many regrets.
1101
01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,021
I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.
1102
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:15,732
- You could have!
- I know. And I blew it!
1103
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,701
I wish I could see BTS IRL.
1104
01:02:17,784 --> 01:02:19,502
- We could...
- I guess we could sing.
1105
01:02:19,586 --> 01:02:21,028
Yeah, we could do
some of the songs for you.
1106
01:02:21,053 --> 01:02:23,022
- Yeah, I'm down.
- Really? That would be great.
1107
01:02:23,399 --> 01:02:25,411
Smooth like butter
1108
01:02:25,494 --> 01:02:27,883
Come on, guys.
Smooth like butter
1109
01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:30,062
Like a criminal undercover
1110
01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:31,445
Undercover.
1111
01:02:31,528 --> 01:02:32,995
You guys don't even know the words.
1112
01:02:34,587 --> 01:02:36,641
- What? What is happening?
- Got a breach.
1113
01:02:36,724 --> 01:02:38,233
Why did the milking stop?
1114
01:02:38,317 --> 01:02:39,842
Moving Miss Utrom
to a secure location.
1115
01:02:39,867 --> 01:02:40,915
Someone's here.
1116
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,853
- Boys!
- Dad!
1117
01:02:54,061 --> 01:02:55,896
Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
1118
01:02:55,979 --> 01:02:58,939
I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.
1119
01:02:59,023 --> 01:03:00,732
They are in so much trouble
right now.
1120
01:03:00,815 --> 01:03:02,483
Is that so, Ratatouille?
1121
01:03:02,566 --> 01:03:04,901
Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.
1122
01:03:05,235 --> 01:03:07,403
Don't call me Ratatouille.
1123
01:03:24,622 --> 01:03:25,748
Go...!
1124
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:29,333
Yeah! Kick his butt, Dad!
1125
01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:31,543
- Yeah, get him, Dad!
- Where you gonna run to, rat?
1126
01:03:43,718 --> 01:03:44,760
Take him down!
1127
01:03:49,763 --> 01:03:50,972
Tase him!
1128
01:04:04,564 --> 01:04:05,606
He's too fast!
1129
01:04:19,615 --> 01:04:20,908
- Bravo!
- Dad!
1130
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:42,213
I'm a ninja!
1131
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,591
- Dad!
- Boys, are you okay?
1132
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:48,759
- Yes!
- Dad!
1133
01:04:48,842 --> 01:04:50,843
- We're more than okay.
- Yeah, we're good.
1134
01:04:50,927 --> 01:04:52,011
How did you find us?
1135
01:04:53,887 --> 01:04:56,055
Listen, I'd be
a pretty big piece of crap
1136
01:04:56,138 --> 01:04:58,640
if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.
1137
01:04:58,723 --> 01:04:59,849
- Yes!
- April!
1138
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:02,434
- Oh, my God, you came back?
- I did not see that coming.
1139
01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:05,311
This human told me you lied to me.
1140
01:05:05,644 --> 01:05:07,938
What happened?
What have you been doing?
1141
01:05:08,188 --> 01:05:09,564
- Aw, nothing.
- It's...
1142
01:05:10,022 --> 01:05:12,190
Wait a minute. What is this machine?
1143
01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:14,150
- Nothing. It's nothing.
- This machine?
1144
01:05:14,233 --> 01:05:16,151
Does that say "milking machine"?
1145
01:05:16,235 --> 01:05:17,277
No...
1146
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,753
- It's the opposite of that.
- Definitely not a milking machine.
1147
01:05:19,778 --> 01:05:20,821
It's a milking machine.
1148
01:05:20,904 --> 01:05:22,905
See? I told you! They milk you!
1149
01:05:23,197 --> 01:05:24,490
Now I actually might puke.
1150
01:05:24,573 --> 01:05:27,158
Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.
1151
01:05:27,241 --> 01:05:30,243
You helped some evil fly man
create a machine
1152
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:34,830
that is gonna destroy the world
and kill the only good human, April!
1153
01:05:35,121 --> 01:05:37,081
So, we're going to clean up your mess
1154
01:05:37,290 --> 01:05:40,833
then go home
and stay there forever, okay?
1155
01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:42,418
What about April's story?
1156
01:05:42,501 --> 01:05:43,752
Forget the story!
1157
01:05:44,169 --> 01:05:46,379
April, go home. It's over, okay?
1158
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:52,424
There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy
1159
01:05:52,507 --> 01:05:55,343
and that's listen to me. Let's go.
1160
01:06:00,221 --> 01:06:02,472
Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.
1161
01:06:02,556 --> 01:06:03,848
Nah, it's all right.
1162
01:06:04,390 --> 01:06:06,433
Seeing you guys make so many mistakes
1163
01:06:06,516 --> 01:06:08,643
just to get people to like you
made me realize
1164
01:06:08,726 --> 01:06:11,603
I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.
1165
01:06:23,277 --> 01:06:24,403
Oh, perfect.
1166
01:06:26,946 --> 01:06:29,197
Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.
1167
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,834
Maybe they decided to just give up
and go bowling again?
1168
01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:48,668
Nah, fam, nah.
1169
01:06:49,043 --> 01:06:50,753
We just one step ahead of y'all.
1170
01:06:51,837 --> 01:06:53,338
- Scram!
- Betrayers!
1171
01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,756
You're the ones that instigated this!
1172
01:06:56,548 --> 01:06:57,674
Hey! What's up, bros?
1173
01:06:57,757 --> 01:06:59,008
- Stay back.
- Back up!
1174
01:06:59,091 --> 01:07:01,843
I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.
1175
01:07:01,927 --> 01:07:03,844
Y'all just won't quit, huh?
1176
01:07:03,928 --> 01:07:08,597
What is it about these stinking
humans that you love so much?
1177
01:07:08,681 --> 01:07:10,974
Humans are complicated creatures.
1178
01:07:11,057 --> 01:07:15,060
They're good, like April, and bad,
like that lady who milked us.
1179
01:07:15,143 --> 01:07:16,227
Sorry. Did what now?
1180
01:07:16,644 --> 01:07:20,688
And as much as I don't like them,
and trust me, I do not like them
1181
01:07:20,772 --> 01:07:23,940
if we kill them,
we are no better than they are.
1182
01:07:24,024 --> 01:07:25,358
I refuse to accept
1183
01:07:25,441 --> 01:07:27,901
that you all are cool
with brutally killing all of them.
1184
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:30,069
You just can't be! You're awesome.
1185
01:07:30,153 --> 01:07:32,362
You're fun. We... vibed.
1186
01:07:32,446 --> 01:07:33,530
You're not killers.
1187
01:07:33,613 --> 01:07:35,740
- I mean, come on, look at you.
- Come on.
1188
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,200
But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.
1189
01:07:38,408 --> 01:07:39,575
No!
1190
01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:41,577
We accept you.
You could come live with us.
1191
01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:44,162
- We accept you.
- Yes, plenty of room.
1192
01:07:44,245 --> 01:07:46,288
I kind of don't want to murder
everyone on Earth.
1193
01:07:46,371 --> 01:07:48,039
And I just kind of want to sing.
1194
01:07:48,122 --> 01:07:49,540
Ray Fillet
1195
01:07:49,623 --> 01:07:50,833
Yeah. It's a good point.
1196
01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:53,793
I'd rather not murder
tons of people, 'cause like
1197
01:07:53,876 --> 01:07:56,961
what if I'm haunted by the faces
of my victims in my sleep?
1198
01:07:57,045 --> 01:07:58,354
- Yeah, of course.
- That's what I said.
1199
01:07:58,379 --> 01:07:59,671
Murder is a heavy burden.
1200
01:07:59,797 --> 01:08:02,715
Bro, you'll... you'll really let us
live with you?
1201
01:08:02,798 --> 01:08:04,508
Of course, bro!
1202
01:08:04,591 --> 01:08:06,176
- Brah!
- Broski!
1203
01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:07,885
- Bro!
- Brosanne!
1204
01:08:07,968 --> 01:08:09,553
Abracada-brah!
1205
01:08:09,636 --> 01:08:11,137
What the hell y'all doing?
1206
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:14,264
Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.
1207
01:08:14,472 --> 01:08:15,723
Kill them fools!
1208
01:08:18,642 --> 01:08:20,893
No. We don't want to do this.
1209
01:08:20,977 --> 01:08:23,145
And really,
I don't think we ever did.
1210
01:08:23,395 --> 01:08:25,855
We just didn't know
that there was any other alternative.
1211
01:08:25,938 --> 01:08:29,649
But now that we met these dudes,
we see that there is.
1212
01:08:29,732 --> 01:08:32,067
So, let's just stop and vibe.
1213
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:34,569
Give me a "V"! V... V... Vibe.
1214
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:38,279
Nah, man, I don't vibe, all right?
And you don't, either, okay.
1215
01:08:38,363 --> 01:08:39,572
Now get in line!
1216
01:08:39,655 --> 01:08:41,698
- Seriously, Supe...
- Turn off the machine.
1217
01:08:42,574 --> 01:08:44,241
My own family.
1218
01:08:44,325 --> 01:08:47,910
Turned against me after
everything that I've done for y'all.
1219
01:08:48,035 --> 01:08:51,579
Look, bottom line,
if you want to stop this machine
1220
01:08:51,663 --> 01:08:53,581
you got to go through me.
1221
01:09:09,466 --> 01:09:10,566
This guy's making me angry.
1222
01:09:10,591 --> 01:09:12,843
I think this guy's been
making me angry my whole life!
1223
01:09:12,926 --> 01:09:15,136
Oh, my gosh, I think
he's the reason we're angry!
1224
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:16,845
We gonna do something about it?
1225
01:09:20,973 --> 01:09:22,140
Get him! Beat him up!
1226
01:09:22,307 --> 01:09:23,725
- Mess him up!
- Get him, Rock!
1227
01:09:29,353 --> 01:09:30,396
Bro!
1228
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:31,563
Rock! No!
1229
01:09:32,188 --> 01:09:33,272
- You're trash!
- Come on!
1230
01:09:34,732 --> 01:09:36,816
- Oink, oink, punk!
- My nose ring!
1231
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:41,361
The machine!
1232
01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:42,820
This is our chance! Come on!
1233
01:09:43,821 --> 01:09:45,072
So small!
1234
01:09:50,575 --> 01:09:52,201
Watch out! Get off me!
1235
01:09:53,577 --> 01:09:55,120
Oh, no! Funky breath!
1236
01:09:55,203 --> 01:09:56,329
Flying kick!
1237
01:09:57,163 --> 01:09:58,664
Ray Fillet!
1238
01:10:00,498 --> 01:10:01,599
We gotta break it! Just like
1239
01:10:01,624 --> 01:10:02,724
I don't know throw it
against the wall or something!
1240
01:10:02,749 --> 01:10:04,125
Try and rip it out! Get it...!
1241
01:10:07,669 --> 01:10:08,712
Surprise!
1242
01:10:08,795 --> 01:10:11,297
Why you socking yourself?
1243
01:10:13,465 --> 01:10:15,174
Am I actually helping anyone?
1244
01:10:17,884 --> 01:10:19,093
You might as well give up.
1245
01:10:22,554 --> 01:10:23,596
Watch out!
1246
01:10:25,097 --> 01:10:26,389
Ray Fillet
1247
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,558
Ray... Fillet.
1248
01:10:28,642 --> 01:10:31,019
They smile in your face
1249
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:33,689
All the time they want
to take your place
1250
01:10:40,029 --> 01:10:41,239
We got him!
1251
01:10:44,242 --> 01:10:46,787
What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?
1252
01:10:47,913 --> 01:10:51,375
There's only one way
for you to feel safe and happy.
1253
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:53,669
And that's if you listen to me!
1254
01:10:56,631 --> 01:10:59,008
Rat man! Come on! Help me out!
1255
01:10:59,092 --> 01:11:02,554
Look, man. We're basically the same.
We both hate humans
1256
01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:05,849
I'm just not a punk
about it like you!
1257
01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:07,476
Don't you say that!
1258
01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:31,336
Jeez, Dad,
you really went buck wild there.
1259
01:11:32,879 --> 01:11:33,922
Did we stop it?
1260
01:11:34,005 --> 01:11:35,173
I think so.
1261
01:11:38,802 --> 01:11:41,280
Hey, when the machine that turns
a bunch of animals into mutants
1262
01:11:41,305 --> 01:11:42,973
goes off underwater
1263
01:11:43,390 --> 01:11:45,268
and then there's animals in the water
1264
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:48,146
like, what do you think that does?
1265
01:11:51,816 --> 01:11:52,859
What?
1266
01:12:21,015 --> 01:12:22,517
I mean, it's just gonna crawl a lot
1267
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,827
- on the shore all the time.
- It's just a whale.
1268
01:12:23,852 --> 01:12:25,270
It's pretty slow, guys.
1269
01:12:25,353 --> 01:12:26,396
That's not so bad.
1270
01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:32,820
- Oh, yeah, that's bad.
- Oh, man, that got way worse.
1271
01:12:40,829 --> 01:12:45,751
Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!
1272
01:12:46,001 --> 01:12:51,006
This is amazing! I ain't
just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly.
1273
01:12:51,090 --> 01:12:54,260
You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
1274
01:12:54,343 --> 01:12:56,596
I'm on some Godzilla...
What the hell?
1275
01:12:56,679 --> 01:12:59,182
Is that a... Is that a whale tail?
1276
01:13:00,559 --> 01:13:04,646
I got a claw. I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.
1277
01:13:04,730 --> 01:13:07,399
Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.
1278
01:13:07,483 --> 01:13:09,652
I'm about to have a ball with this!
1279
01:13:10,486 --> 01:13:14,324
Thank you, turtles!
Thank you, you little tortoises.
1280
01:13:14,616 --> 01:13:15,742
New York...
1281
01:13:16,284 --> 01:13:17,619
here I come.
1282
01:13:26,754 --> 01:13:30,091
All right! Well, you know,
we gave it a shot. Back to the sewer.
1283
01:13:30,174 --> 01:13:31,609
I got pizza tonight for dinner and...
1284
01:13:31,634 --> 01:13:33,178
- Really?
- We can't stop that thing.
1285
01:13:33,261 --> 01:13:35,430
We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.
1286
01:13:35,514 --> 01:13:36,848
What, so we just go home?
1287
01:13:36,932 --> 01:13:38,475
I bet the Army will be here soon.
1288
01:13:38,559 --> 01:13:41,270
According to every Godzilla movie,
they'll eventually get here.
1289
01:13:41,353 --> 01:13:45,107
So, you guys got
a good Wi-Fi situation down there?
1290
01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:46,776
Are you fully able to stream?
1291
01:13:47,735 --> 01:13:48,778
No!
1292
01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,322
Oh! Okay, no streaming.
1293
01:13:50,405 --> 01:13:51,573
Not that!
1294
01:13:52,449 --> 01:13:54,159
Boys, I messed up.
1295
01:13:55,077 --> 01:13:57,371
I don't want to be like Superfly.
1296
01:13:57,913 --> 01:14:01,626
I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.
1297
01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:04,462
Even though I don't like humans
1298
01:14:04,545 --> 01:14:08,967
I want them to like you,
because you want them to like you.
1299
01:14:09,301 --> 01:14:12,679
So, we are gonna get that monster.
We're gonna take him down.
1300
01:14:12,763 --> 01:14:15,641
We're gonna film it.
We are gonna show it to the world.
1301
01:14:15,724 --> 01:14:18,436
And the world will love you
and accept you!
1302
01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:21,648
And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
1303
01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:25,819
Oh, man. I am feeling great
after that speech, right?
1304
01:14:25,902 --> 01:14:28,280
It was rousing.
I'm fully roused, you know.
1305
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,324
But a little bit of a buzzkill here:
1306
01:14:30,407 --> 01:14:31,742
How do we do that?
1307
01:14:32,743 --> 01:14:35,037
- Hello?
- Hey. What am I looking at?
1308
01:14:35,121 --> 01:14:38,166
What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?
1309
01:14:38,249 --> 01:14:39,834
Are we not doing that, or what's up?
1310
01:14:39,918 --> 01:14:42,128
So much has changed
since we last spoke.
1311
01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:44,923
- Yeah, obviously.
- It's a lot to catch up on, okay?
1312
01:14:45,007 --> 01:14:48,552
But first, do you maybe know any ways
we might be able to stop that thing?
1313
01:14:50,054 --> 01:14:53,724
Well, I actually might
have something.
1314
01:14:54,308 --> 01:14:57,562
Meet me at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at. Right? Cool.
1315
01:15:03,819 --> 01:15:05,904
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
1316
01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:19,962
We're dangling, baby!
1317
01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,589
Yep, this is not triumphant at all.
1318
01:15:24,049 --> 01:15:25,134
It hit my lip!
1319
01:15:41,735 --> 01:15:44,113
New York, New York!
1320
01:15:44,572 --> 01:15:46,574
I'm here, baby!
1321
01:15:46,658 --> 01:15:49,953
Y'all thought
it was gonna be Godzilla? Nah!
1322
01:15:50,036 --> 01:15:52,372
Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger. Come on.
1323
01:15:52,456 --> 01:15:54,224
- You got this, Raph, all right.
- All right.
1324
01:15:54,249 --> 01:15:55,834
Close one eye, I heard that helps.
1325
01:15:55,918 --> 01:15:56,961
Shut up.
1326
01:15:58,838 --> 01:16:00,464
Don't screw this up.
1327
01:16:09,307 --> 01:16:10,350
What the hell?
1328
01:16:11,226 --> 01:16:12,478
- We did it.
- It's working.
1329
01:16:12,561 --> 01:16:14,229
- We actually did it.
- I think I got it.
1330
01:16:15,856 --> 01:16:17,191
We're good, right?
1331
01:16:19,819 --> 01:16:22,405
That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.
1332
01:16:23,281 --> 01:16:25,217
Raph, you're not,
you're clearly not shooting him.
1333
01:16:25,242 --> 01:16:27,202
It looks like y'all want to die now.
1334
01:16:40,091 --> 01:16:42,803
- This isn't going very good.
- What did the claw say to the face?
1335
01:16:43,053 --> 01:16:44,179
"Smack!"
1336
01:16:44,846 --> 01:16:46,473
Rocksteady! Buddy!
1337
01:16:48,684 --> 01:16:49,727
Mondo!
1338
01:16:52,438 --> 01:16:55,775
It's okay, it grows back. See?
1339
01:16:55,859 --> 01:16:58,653
Mikey...!
1340
01:17:00,197 --> 01:17:01,239
Donnie!
1341
01:17:03,367 --> 01:17:04,410
Thanks, bro.
1342
01:17:04,493 --> 01:17:06,161
- Where are the others?
- I don't know!
1343
01:17:06,245 --> 01:17:08,289
Where's Dad? Where's April?
1344
01:17:11,501 --> 01:17:13,211
He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.
1345
01:17:15,171 --> 01:17:16,548
Oh, come on!
1346
01:17:17,048 --> 01:17:18,842
You like these rides right here?
1347
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:21,929
Oh, the Mercedes E Class, no!
1348
01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:23,347
That one's a Prius. It's okay.
1349
01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:25,349
A Tesla! Somebody's mad about that.
1350
01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:31,188
I think we lost him.
1351
01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:41,908
Ouch.
1352
01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:46,538
Hit that from the back.
1353
01:17:49,624 --> 01:17:50,751
You good, guys?
1354
01:17:52,377 --> 01:17:56,131
Monstrous mutants are rampaging
through downtown New York.
1355
01:17:56,215 --> 01:17:59,510
The only question is do we
capture them for experimentation
1356
01:17:59,593 --> 01:18:01,470
or kill them on sight?
Taking calls now.
1357
01:18:01,554 --> 01:18:04,598
If you're just joining us,
mutants are attacking the city.
1358
01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:07,685
A rash of monsters in New York
is taking over Times Square.
1359
01:18:07,768 --> 01:18:11,105
We don't know what they are, but
there will be a military response.
1360
01:18:11,189 --> 01:18:12,498
- threatening to take a bite
- destroying buildings
1361
01:18:12,523 --> 01:18:14,167
- out of the Big Apple.
- Cars and everything in their path.
1362
01:18:14,192 --> 01:18:17,153
Reports indicate
widespread destruction and chaos.
1363
01:18:17,278 --> 01:18:19,739
One thing I know: I hate mutants!
1364
01:18:19,823 --> 01:18:22,617
Sightings of the turtles
and the mess they leave in their path
1365
01:18:22,701 --> 01:18:24,578
has been greatly disturbing
to witness.
1366
01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:25,912
It's them!
1367
01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:31,460
Yeah, I don't think this is gonna
go down how we wanted it to.
1368
01:18:31,543 --> 01:18:33,754
They... hate us.
1369
01:18:33,837 --> 01:18:35,297
They think we're villains.
1370
01:18:35,381 --> 01:18:37,341
No. Worse.
1371
01:18:38,509 --> 01:18:40,261
They think we're monsters.
1372
01:18:40,636 --> 01:18:42,305
We're never gonna be normal.
1373
01:18:42,888 --> 01:18:44,015
Look, guys...
1374
01:18:44,515 --> 01:18:47,935
April was right. We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.
1375
01:18:48,269 --> 01:18:51,356
I know we only wanted
to be heroes to be accepted.
1376
01:18:51,898 --> 01:18:54,484
But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted
1377
01:18:55,026 --> 01:18:57,112
I still think we should
try to be heroes.
1378
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,823
But how?
Every plan we've had has failed.
1379
01:18:59,906 --> 01:19:02,743
Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?
1380
01:19:02,826 --> 01:19:06,246
Mikey, what do you do better
than anyone, even Mark Ruffalo?
1381
01:19:06,330 --> 01:19:07,414
Improvise.
1382
01:19:07,498 --> 01:19:08,791
It's impossible.
1383
01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:12,253
Says the guy who's read more comics
where people fight giant monsters
1384
01:19:12,336 --> 01:19:13,420
than anyone on Earth!
1385
01:19:13,504 --> 01:19:14,588
I mean, I have, but...
1386
01:19:14,672 --> 01:19:17,258
You must be able to think of a way
to stop something like that.
1387
01:19:19,802 --> 01:19:22,180
Of course! Attack on Titan!
1388
01:19:22,346 --> 01:19:25,141
Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness
1389
01:19:25,475 --> 01:19:26,935
on the backs of their necks.
1390
01:19:27,352 --> 01:19:30,146
Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.
1391
01:19:31,106 --> 01:19:34,776
That's it. If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole
1392
01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:36,403
it'll go into its bloodstream.
1393
01:19:36,486 --> 01:19:37,821
I bet it'll demutanize it.
1394
01:19:37,904 --> 01:19:40,407
There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!
1395
01:19:40,490 --> 01:19:43,827
- And Raph... it's time to go loud.
- Loud?
1396
01:19:43,911 --> 01:19:45,913
Real loud. As loud
as you've ever gone.
1397
01:19:45,996 --> 01:19:47,748
Use that rage of yours!
Use it to help us!
1398
01:19:47,831 --> 01:19:48,958
Okay, I will!
1399
01:19:53,296 --> 01:19:55,256
We got to get you into therapy, man.
1400
01:19:58,134 --> 01:20:01,346
You know, just then...
for the first time in your life
1401
01:20:01,763 --> 01:20:04,599
you didn't sound lame.
You actually sounded like a leader.
1402
01:20:04,682 --> 01:20:06,184
I do? Oh, I do!
1403
01:20:06,267 --> 01:20:08,286
I sound like such a leader!
Holy crap, that's so dope!
1404
01:20:08,311 --> 01:20:10,730
- And you ruined it.
- Let's do this!
1405
01:20:18,238 --> 01:20:20,657
Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.
1406
01:20:25,621 --> 01:20:27,081
Not on my watch.
1407
01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:31,752
Okay, not great. Not great at all.
No, very bad. Yeah.
1408
01:20:31,836 --> 01:20:34,213
If you're just joining us,
an army of mutants
1409
01:20:34,297 --> 01:20:36,591
that appears to be led
by four turtle men
1410
01:20:36,674 --> 01:20:39,636
is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.
1411
01:20:41,262 --> 01:20:43,306
Keep rolling! I got the real story!
1412
01:20:43,807 --> 01:20:45,809
April O'Neil here, and...
1413
01:20:55,652 --> 01:20:59,365
April O'Neil here, reporting live
with new and confirmed information.
1414
01:20:59,448 --> 01:21:02,535
A fly monster is attacking the city,
but the turtle teens
1415
01:21:02,618 --> 01:21:05,162
along with the rat,
warthog, stingray, crocodile
1416
01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:07,164
bat, frog, lizard and cockroach lady
1417
01:21:07,248 --> 01:21:09,834
are in fact fighting
against the monster
1418
01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:11,919
in an attempt to save New York.
1419
01:21:12,003 --> 01:21:13,212
The giant monster is bad
1420
01:21:13,296 --> 01:21:15,715
but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!
1421
01:21:18,218 --> 01:21:20,470
Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.
1422
01:21:20,554 --> 01:21:21,888
That's a thing from my past.
1423
01:21:21,972 --> 01:21:23,682
Anyway, as I was saying...
1424
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:46,956
Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?
1425
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:51,044
We actually have a lot in common.
I'm really attracted to her.
1426
01:21:51,127 --> 01:21:52,337
Oh, that's gross.
1427
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,798
- Donnie, you should not be driving.
- Sorry, Dad.
1428
01:21:54,881 --> 01:21:56,591
But since you are, go there!
1429
01:22:09,897 --> 01:22:12,316
I'm the king of New York!
1430
01:22:13,317 --> 01:22:14,360
That slide!
1431
01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:26,915
Cowabunga!
1432
01:22:30,585 --> 01:22:31,628
Gotcha.
1433
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:48,604
Dad!
1434
01:22:48,938 --> 01:22:51,857
That's it! You are done. It's over.
1435
01:22:52,191 --> 01:22:53,818
You ain't never gonna stop me.
1436
01:22:53,901 --> 01:22:58,990
And humans are never gonna like you
because humans suck!
1437
01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:00,533
These shells are hard.
1438
01:23:00,867 --> 01:23:03,119
I'ma snap you like a pistachio.
1439
01:23:04,537 --> 01:23:05,580
Ah, my shell!
1440
01:23:05,664 --> 01:23:07,307
I know I said
your faces were the last things
1441
01:23:07,332 --> 01:23:08,433
I wanted to see before I die
1442
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:11,545
but, you know, now that
we're actually about to die
1443
01:23:12,003 --> 01:23:13,522
there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.
1444
01:23:13,547 --> 01:23:14,590
That was so heartfelt.
1445
01:23:14,673 --> 01:23:16,133
- I'm crying.
- Love you, bro.
1446
01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:26,769
Boys, no.
1447
01:23:38,031 --> 01:23:39,699
Damn, these shells are hard!
1448
01:23:51,712 --> 01:23:53,255
Hey, are you okay?
1449
01:23:54,006 --> 01:23:55,090
Do you need help?
1450
01:23:55,674 --> 01:23:56,717
It's him!
1451
01:23:57,009 --> 01:23:58,093
He's with the turtles!
1452
01:23:58,177 --> 01:24:00,679
Those turtles are not the bad guys.
1453
01:24:00,763 --> 01:24:06,352
They're actually teenagers and
fighting against the giant monster.
1454
01:24:06,435 --> 01:24:07,603
I have the whole story.
1455
01:24:08,146 --> 01:24:09,439
Sir, you need help?
1456
01:24:10,189 --> 01:24:12,692
Yes. Yeah.
1457
01:24:12,775 --> 01:24:14,611
We'll go to the hospital
or a veterinarian.
1458
01:24:14,694 --> 01:24:17,614
No... I must get this to my boys.
1459
01:24:20,075 --> 01:24:21,118
I got this.
1460
01:24:24,538 --> 01:24:26,248
Hey, the humans! They're helping us!
1461
01:24:26,331 --> 01:24:28,083
- Really? Yeah!
- Yes!
1462
01:24:28,167 --> 01:24:29,460
Oh, no, they ain't!
1463
01:24:35,090 --> 01:24:36,467
Hop on! Let's go!
1464
01:24:38,886 --> 01:24:42,598
Hop...!
1465
01:24:42,682 --> 01:24:45,685
Hey! I'm a cabbie from the Bronx!
How 'bout that?
1466
01:24:45,768 --> 01:24:47,228
Get that to the monster!
1467
01:24:51,983 --> 01:24:53,109
What the hell?
1468
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:55,070
Look, I'm being helpful!
1469
01:24:55,737 --> 01:24:57,239
Wow, I'm strong.
1470
01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:02,452
- Gotcha!
- Someone take this bag, please!
1471
01:25:02,536 --> 01:25:04,872
Hey, human. Got it from here, bro.
1472
01:25:05,456 --> 01:25:07,583
I'll mess you up
right here and right now.
1473
01:25:09,335 --> 01:25:10,461
Missed me.
1474
01:25:12,379 --> 01:25:13,756
Don't worry, I got you.
1475
01:25:17,093 --> 01:25:19,679
Hey, Mondo, you slippery lizard!
1476
01:25:21,848 --> 01:25:23,725
- Yay, Fillet!
- I got it!
1477
01:25:24,601 --> 01:25:27,020
- Hey, I heard you need this.
- Come on!
1478
01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:34,152
Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
1479
01:25:37,781 --> 01:25:38,866
What the hell?
1480
01:25:41,744 --> 01:25:42,786
Damn!
1481
01:25:45,831 --> 01:25:46,874
Throw it over!
1482
01:25:48,376 --> 01:25:49,418
Got it!
1483
01:25:54,382 --> 01:25:55,508
Mikey, catch!
1484
01:26:02,932 --> 01:26:03,975
Comin' in hot!
1485
01:26:06,603 --> 01:26:08,814
Y'all done screwed up now!
1486
01:26:11,775 --> 01:26:12,818
Raph!
1487
01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:15,863
- Leo!
- Got it!
1488
01:26:26,749 --> 01:26:27,792
Damn!
1489
01:26:28,209 --> 01:26:30,670
You think this is the end of me?
Man, you know what?
1490
01:27:02,662 --> 01:27:04,121
Turtles...!
1491
01:27:04,205 --> 01:27:05,957
- What the...
- What is this?
1492
01:27:06,124 --> 01:27:07,291
It's happening!
1493
01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:08,626
It's actually happening!
1494
01:27:08,710 --> 01:27:10,920
Hey, them turtles are all right.
1495
01:27:11,004 --> 01:27:12,297
Sign my baby!
1496
01:27:12,630 --> 01:27:14,049
Again, we're reporting live
1497
01:27:14,132 --> 01:27:16,009
with footage of
the mutant hero turtles
1498
01:27:16,092 --> 01:27:19,638
who saved New York in a story broken
by Av... Wait, what's your name?
1499
01:27:19,763 --> 01:27:23,308
April O'Neil.
That's April O-apostrophe-Neil.
1500
01:27:23,392 --> 01:27:26,854
Not "Puke Girl". If you ever
call me "Puke Girl", bite me.
1501
01:27:26,937 --> 01:27:28,313
'Cause I did it! Yeah!
1502
01:27:34,236 --> 01:27:37,823
You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.
1503
01:27:42,370 --> 01:27:49,210
Ray Fillet
1504
01:27:49,294 --> 01:27:51,087
Can't wait to add that to my footy.
1505
01:27:53,798 --> 01:27:57,511
The entire "Akira" original set?
Don't mind if I do.
1506
01:27:57,594 --> 01:27:58,887
The couch should go here.
1507
01:27:58,971 --> 01:28:00,597
I pictured the couch
against the wall.
1508
01:28:00,681 --> 01:28:02,850
- That's so basic!
- That's not basic!
1509
01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:05,811
Ay, mateys,
Blooming Onion coming right up.
1510
01:28:06,604 --> 01:28:08,814
That's out... That is outstanding.
1511
01:28:09,148 --> 01:28:12,234
I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!
1512
01:28:12,318 --> 01:28:14,904
Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.
1513
01:28:14,987 --> 01:28:17,740
If you get scared,
there are sewers all over the city.
1514
01:28:17,824 --> 01:28:19,200
Just hop in a sewer!
1515
01:28:19,283 --> 01:28:20,576
You can come home anytime.
1516
01:28:20,660 --> 01:28:22,620
If anyone messes with you, call me.
1517
01:28:22,704 --> 01:28:23,872
I will kick their butt.
1518
01:28:26,082 --> 01:28:27,918
And she will eat what's left.
1519
01:28:28,293 --> 01:28:29,503
We'll be fine, Dad.
1520
01:28:29,586 --> 01:28:31,546
Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.
1521
01:28:31,630 --> 01:28:32,672
We've been ready.
1522
01:28:32,756 --> 01:28:35,092
Trust us.
You've prepared us for this.
1523
01:28:35,175 --> 01:28:39,513
All right.
I'm proud of you boys. I love you.
1524
01:28:39,596 --> 01:28:41,640
- We love you.
- Love you, too.
1525
01:28:42,224 --> 01:28:43,893
And I love you, too, sweetie.
1526
01:28:43,976 --> 01:28:45,895
Dad, really! That's gross!
1527
01:28:47,730 --> 01:28:50,566
Now go show them humans
how cool you are.
1528
01:29:22,975 --> 01:29:25,603
Do I what? No... That's tortoises.
1529
01:29:26,187 --> 01:29:27,980
- Guys! Hey.
- Hey, April.
1530
01:29:28,064 --> 01:29:30,191
I'm so happy you made it.
Let me show you around.
1531
01:29:31,943 --> 01:29:32,986
Yo, wait up.
1532
01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:57,846
Hey, hello!
1533
01:31:57,929 --> 01:31:58,972
It's Donnie
1534
01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:01,891
and I have found my people.
1535
01:32:05,895 --> 01:32:07,272
Fold him in half!
1536
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:08,815
G'day, mate.
1537
01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:11,067
Welcome to my Australian shoe store.
1538
01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:13,194
Do you have any Nikes?
1539
01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:14,821
No, but I do have
1540
01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:17,574
the Australian version. Crikeys!
1541
01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:18,700
April O'Neil here
1542
01:32:18,783 --> 01:32:20,160
working on the next big story
1543
01:32:20,243 --> 01:32:21,494
for April Tonight.
1544
01:32:21,828 --> 01:32:24,164
Leo, how many times... Landscape!
1545
01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:25,790
Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
1546
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:30,462
Who is TCRI, the shady black-ops
organization behind the mutants?
1547
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:33,506
Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!
1548
01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:35,175
Gone without a trace.
1549
01:32:35,258 --> 01:32:37,719
But we will find them.
1550
01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:39,512
- Yeah, that's real.
- Yeah, we will.
1551
01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:45,393
Hey, April, now that prom is back on
1552
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:48,980
do you, I mean,
do you maybe want to, well...
1553
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:52,984
I'd love to, Leo. You looked
like you were gonna puke there.
1554
01:32:54,152 --> 01:32:55,278
I almost did.
1555
01:32:55,862 --> 01:32:57,989
So, the way I do it is, I go...
1556
01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,661
- Wait. This is as friends, right?
- What?
1557
01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:17,425
Well...
1558
01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:20,387
it appears as though
finding these creatures
1559
01:33:20,470 --> 01:33:22,722
will be easier than I thought.
1560
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:27,310
Capturing them, on the other hand,
might prove difficult.
1561
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,354
There is one option.
1562
01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:31,981
Yes. I know.
1563
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:34,359
Bring me...
1564
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:38,029
the Shredder.