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Terry...

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Denise, why aren't you in science?

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They're showing a film strip.

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Everyone left.
I have to talk to you.

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Denise, I'm really into this article.

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I know, but I need your advice,

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and you are my best friend.

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And I tried to deal
with this myself, okay,

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and I'm really stressed out!

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Three guys want to take
me out Saturday night,

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and I'm not too thrilled
about any of them,

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but I think I should go out with someone

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in case I don't have a real boyfriend

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by the prom.

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Okay, who are the guys?

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If I give you names, you cannot laugh.

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I know.

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You have the perfect college boyfriend.

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You think Kevin's perfect?

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He's a god, okay?

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Can we talk about me now?

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Where was I?

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Bruce Schulman, Edward Zink,

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and Roger Gibbler.

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This is serious.

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I know.

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All right.

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On a scale of lame to cute,

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who rates the least low?

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They're all lame.

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Put Roger in a Rent-A-Tux,

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he might move up to semi-lame.

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Okay, forget looks.

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Who's got the hottest car?

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A Pinto, dad's Skylark,

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and a Schwinn.

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Looks like you're going to have
to skip the prom.

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Hey, hey, everybody...

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Listen up. Hey.

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A lot of you have been
giving me a lot of grief

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about this Sun-Tribune
journalism competition.

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Well, I finally got
all of your submissions ready.

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Now, during my planning period,

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I picked the best two,

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and then from those,

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and from those submitted
by all of your pals

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over at Sturgis-Wilder...

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Thank you.

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The Trib will pick one,

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and award somebody
a summer internship, okay?

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So I'll post the names of the winners

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in the main trophy case

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right after I finish my lunch.

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Tuna salad on whole wheat.

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A summer job at the Sun-Tribune.
Think about it.

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I'll think about that.

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You think about me at the prom
with a lizard.

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I think you're exaggerating.

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Hi, Denise.

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A-are you busy Saturday night?

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Sorry.

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Mr. Raymaker, Mr. Vino,
the driver's ed teacher,

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just ran over a dog.

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Should I take a photographer over?

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No.

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What's up, Terry?

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How's it going, Terry?

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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, guys.

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Bye... guys.

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Am I invisible?

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They were in a hurry.

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You are so hot.

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Buddy...

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I just ate.

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Thanks for stopping by, Bud.

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Any time, sis.

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Our parents are gone for two weeks.

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You know what that means?

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Their king-size bed is empty.

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What do you think?

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I think if you and I were the last man

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and woman on earth,

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the human race would die out.

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You want time to think it over.

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I understand.

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I have two words for you.

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Slumber party.

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We'll invite every girl you know.

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Tall, short, loose, easy.

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I'll be the bartender.

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They can use my bedroom,

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they can use my body.

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I want to help.

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You want to molest my friends.

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Forget it.

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Why?

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You'll have a party, and I'll...

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Oh, God.

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Does he do this at the dinner table?

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Don't get me wrong.

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It's not like I've never had sex before.

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I've had lots of sex.

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It's just that now I'd like to try it

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with a partner.

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We really have to get back to school.

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Yes, we must get back.

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I want to make sure my article's

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in the trophy case.

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Yes, we really must get going.

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You have to get going?

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I'm 15 years old.

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In two years,

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I reach the peak of my sexual powers.

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The clock is ticking.
I have to get jamming.

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Can't you hear what you're saying?

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Aren't you a little embarrassed?

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Nope. I'm horny.

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Horny will kick embarrassment's ass

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every time.

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Budster, listen to me.

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Don't you want your first time
to be with someone you love?

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I guarantee it, I'll be in love.

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There's Lisa MacAdoo.

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I'll hear she'll do anything with anybody.

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She looks pretty cheap to me.

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Me too.

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Denise, I am so excited.

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You know this job means,

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everything in life to me.

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I know. Just make sure you work
in the Sports section

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That way we can interview
all the cute jocks.

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You are going to be so proud of me.

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I am going to make such a great reporter.

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I'm not there.

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Why aren't you there?

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Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer?

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And then I had Terry Griffith,

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fourth period civics.

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Did you see what she's wearing?

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The legs do not stop.

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I say we flunk her.

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Keep her here for another year.

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You better be careful, George.

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You could lose your job.

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Be worth it.

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It's not that great a job.

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Terry...

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What's wrong with my article?

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Well, there isn't anything
wrong with it, per se.

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It's just not outstanding work.

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Well, I think it is.

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What do you give me
straight A's for, my wardrobe?

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I give you the A's
because of your hard work,

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and you write well,

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but this contest,

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it's a completely different ball game.

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When I read those articles,
I have to ask myself,

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"Does this person
have a nose for the news?"

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"Do they dig out

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the most interesting
angle on a story?"

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Oh, so I see,
what you're trying to tell me

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is that the nutritional content
of our school lunches

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isn't interesting.

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Now, Terry, I know
that you're disappointed,

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but I had to pick kids
who've got a real shot

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at becoming journalists.

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I am going to be a reporter.

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I like that attitude,

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but don't you think that it would be nice

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to have something to fall back on?

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Like what?

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Uh, well, you're a pretty girl,
you could be a model.

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Be a model?

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Why? Because a pretty girl
can't possibly have a brain?

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Look, what I meant was...

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I know what you meant!

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This is a great article,

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and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune,

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and you are so clueless to, like...

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It is really pathetic.

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Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful.

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Always when I'm busy.

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She's in the pool.

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- What took you so long?
- I knew it was you.

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I keep forgetting how young you are.

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What a waste of a sports car.

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Listen, everything's going to be all right

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How'd this get in here?

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Why do you always tie these double knots?

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Kevin, please forget the knot.

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What I need is a little sympathy.

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I had my heart set on that summer job.

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Oh, Terry.

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I know exactly how you feel.

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Can I tell you a little story?

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When I was a kid,

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I was obsessed with being a fireman.

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I set little fires in the backyard,

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and I practiced putting them out.

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Then one day,
when... I was 12,

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I learned I could never be a fireman.

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Why, what happened?

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I found out how much money they make.

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Pitiful.

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Don't you understand

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that I don't care what reporters make?

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I can't remember a time
when the was anything else

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I wanted to do,

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and it's pretty discouraging

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when Raymaker tells me

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that I should become a model.

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Why not?
You're a knockout.

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Besides, models make
some pretty nice bucks.

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You don't think I can do it, either.

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Well, no, that's not exactly
what I said...

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Exactly.

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Yeah, well, itas close enough.

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You know, it's lucky for you

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I'm in love with you, I think,

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or I'd probably never speak to you again.

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I'd like to be alone, please. Now?

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Can't you be alone when your
parents are home?

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Since you haven't listened
to one word I've said,

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why don't you try reading my lips.

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Goodbye, Kevin.

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Would you rather spend the night
at the frat house?

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All men care about is sex.

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I resent that.

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Big improvement, huh?

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The room needed something.

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Your room is why

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my life is totally screwed up.

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You guys think beautiful women
are nothing but decoration,

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total airheads.

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Hey, not me.

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These women have my deepest respect.

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For showing their boobs?

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And for their minds.

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It just so happens

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that Kim here reads Vonnegut

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in her bubble bath,

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and Louann has dedicated her centerfold

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to help clean up toxic waste,

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and the only reason

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Barbara does her physics
homework buck-naked

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is 'cause that library's hot.

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Come on, Buddy admit it.

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You would love to spend your entire life

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just using women's bodies.

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Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds.

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I'd like a little time to reminisce.

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Can't you think of anything
more profound than getting laid?

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A blowjob?

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I'm sorry.

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This is the perfect end to my day.

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I mean, it's as if
women's lib never existed.

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Today's woman has the freedom
to be just as sick and perverted

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as us guys.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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I mean, I write an excellent article,

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and just because I'm... cute,
no one takes me seriously.

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It's not fair.

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And yet somehow you find
the courage to go on living.

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You got guts.

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Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.

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No, you don't.

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The male body needs sex at all times.

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It's a living hell.

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I bet if a guy turned in
the same exact article,

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it would be at the Sun-Tribune right now.

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Yeah, no kidding.

272
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,139
Hey, does Miss April look straight?

273
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,350
What are the odds of this being
a homeless nymphomaniac?

274
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,886
Is your sister home?

275
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,355
Yeah.

276
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,223
Hey, Terry, you got company.

277
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,828
Terry?

278
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,232
Why am I brain-damaged?

279
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,301
I just fooled my own brother.

280
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,936
Hey, I wasn't paying attention.

281
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,070
Now I am.

282
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,472
Hello, Terry.

283
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,208
I think I can pull this off.

284
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,376
This morning I knew her.

285
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,677
I talked to her.

286
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,112
She screamed at me.

287
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,947
Everything was great.

288
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,882
Now she's wearing my clothes.

289
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,684
Hey, who do you think you are, Tootsie?

290
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,586
No.

291
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,321
Okay, Yentl?

292
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,724
What do you want to be, a rabbi?

293
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,026
Just tell me what's wrong.

294
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,694
Really?

295
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:36,335
Okay. Well, uh...

296
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,303
Look how you're standing.

297
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,005
I mean, drop your hands.

298
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,775
Okay, now stick your hip in.

299
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,144
All right, now move your feet apart.

300
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:49,114
Hey... Guys
take up space.

301
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,083
All right, now, you've
got to look tougher.

302
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,751
Very crucial.

303
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,687
Something every guy does.

304
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,255
Let me see you scratch your balls.

305
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,459
Come on, try it.

306
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,933
Wait a minute.

307
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,436
Watch the master.

308
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:14,373
Now, first, there's your basic shift...

309
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,045
But that's not always enough.

310
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,947
Sometimes, you've got to get inside,

311
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,116
dig a little, let some air in,

312
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,918
move things around.

313
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,254
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.

314
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,359
All balls itch. It's a fact.

315
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,361
Well, maybe this would help.

316
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,705
Not bad.

317
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,275
Shit. Maybe I
should try that.

318
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,978
Okay.
Let's see you walk.

319
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,516
Hold it.

320
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,319
Look, you got balls now.

321
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,520
Use them.

322
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,456
Say, baby, what's happening?

323
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,893
I'm a lean, mean, sex machine,
and that be the way it is.

324
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,328
Say, baby, what's happening?

325
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,463
I'm a lean, mean, sex machine.

326
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,067
And that be the way it is.

327
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,536
I think you'll pass
as long as you don't move.

328
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,872
I'm going to do it.

329
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,306
I'm going to take that article

330
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,808
to Sturgis-Wilder,

331
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,510
and I'm going to submit it as a guy.

332
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,011
It makes perfect sense.

333
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,681
You got a problem, you get in drag.

334
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,350
You don't think I can do it, do you?

335
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,654
No way...

336
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,956
But d love to see you try.

337
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,331
Hey, how you doing?

338
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,967
We'll talk more later.

339
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,273
Once you're into power blitzing,

340
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,509
doing super sets is like jerking off.

341
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,912
The key is to work out
every possible minute.

342
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,814
Like, say you don't have any weights?

343
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,751
You use freshmen.

344
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,486
I'm serious.

345
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,323
Excuse me! This'll
just take a minute.

346
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,458
Okay, get a good grip,

347
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,093
bend your knees and lift.

348
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,864
One, two. One, two...

349
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,801
Hey, no pain, no gain.

350
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,236
This is great for the deltoids.

351
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,570
Thanks, kid.

352
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,673
Happy to help.

353
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,684
Who invited you?

354
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,187
Uh... I'm new here.

355
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:19,091
Just what we need, another pussy.

356
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,561
Strong as an ox,

357
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,296
and almost as smart.

358
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,465
- Ooh...
- Ooh...

359
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:30,169
Another good exercise
for upper body strength...

360
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,904
The pussy toss, for distance.

361
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,639
Hey, get off me!

362
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,941
Get off me right now!

363
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,211
Ow! Watch the prickers.

364
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,646
Damn!

365
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,520
Great bunch of guys.

366
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,789
I see you met Greg Tolan.

367
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,325
He kind of runs the school.

368
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,463
I'm Rick Morehouse.

369
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,601
Try not to get us confused.

370
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:12,177
Willy, give us a synopsis
of Catcher In The Rye.

371
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,519
Catcher In The Rye...

372
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,655
A novel written by the earthling Salinger

373
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,125
that every adolescent
Homo sapiens in America

374
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,659
is forced to read.

375
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,994
You didn't read it, did you?

376
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,830
Our mission on your planet

377
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,034
is to study human behavioral patterns.

378
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,337
Last night, we simulated
a daily teenage ritual,

379
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,439
homework avoidance.

380
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,974
We consumed large quantities

381
00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:43,108
of fermented hops,

382
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,476
and were transformed

383
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,445
into degenerate party animal headbangers.

384
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,517
Can I go to the restroom please?

385
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,519
Three minutes.

386
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,721
I don't care what galaxy you two are from.

387
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,222
You've been pulling this routine

388
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,692
for three years.

389
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,959
You'll be here another year

390
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,194
if you don't straighten up.

391
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,930
I want that homework now.

392
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:12,571
The earth woman seems so tense, irritable.

393
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,840
Too much coffee.

394
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,008
Not enough sex.

395
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,707
Just finished.

396
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,609
I care.

397
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,754
Yo, punch it, punch it!

398
00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:52,471
Way to go, Big Ter.

399
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,359
Table pressing.

400
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,793
Good for strength and definition.

401
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,334
Full extension is very important.

402
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,249
No pain, no gain.

403
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,154
Gotcha!

404
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,435
Uh, Coach Morrison?

405
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,637
One moment, son.

406
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,713
Bowling, uh... Great game.

407
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:44,616
The greatest, but it's more than a game.

408
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,453
It's the ultimate challenge.

409
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:53,392
One man, one ball, 10 pins.

410
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,627
10 frames too.

411
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,463
Exactly!

412
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,864
Uh, you see, coach, um,

413
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,033
I just transferred here
from another school,

414
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:02,835
so I don't have my gym clothes yet,

415
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,937
so I guess I'll just go to Study Hall.

416
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:05,904
Hold it.

417
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:11,010
Everyone dresses for my gym class.

418
00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,878
Everyone.

419
00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,513
Great.

420
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:18,684
I have surprise jock inspections
three times a week.

421
00:25:18,752 --> 00:25:20,419
A word to the wise...

422
00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:23,255
Wear it.

423
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,567
Hey, Yo, Mark!
Throw me a towel.

424
00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,002
I hate gym.

425
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,070
I really hate gym a lot.

426
00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:39,304
I really hate gym.

427
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,041
I don't like the smell in here.

428
00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,313
Excuse me.

429
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,791
Oh, it's spreading.

430
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,627
Have you ever seen anything like this?

431
00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:03,529
Never.

432
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,464
All right, shower squad!

433
00:26:05,532 --> 00:26:07,533
Get the new kid!

434
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,630
Everybody out!
Fire!

435
00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:47,666
Take only essential materials!

436
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,040
Hey, out of my way!

437
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:04,183
We have a saboteur in our gym class.

438
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,653
A real scum!

439
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:10,856
A nimrod!

440
00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:20,032
Whoever started that fire...
Is a human gutterball.

441
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,501
A zero!

442
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:26,171
Sherpico...

443
00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:27,606
how many times have I told you

444
00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:30,476
no creatures in my gym class.

445
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,710
I couldn't help it, coach.

446
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:32,945
If I left him in the locker,

447
00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:34,413
The alligators would eat him.

448
00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:38,817
You get rid of it, or I'll get rid of it.

449
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,687
Shh.

450
00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:44,156
It's all right.
It's okay.

451
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:47,326
He's just a little upset.
Don't worry about it.

452
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:54,099
Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy.

453
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,035
I'll be back soon.

454
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:59,338
I'll take Willie if you take Phil.

455
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,440
Okay, come on, guys.

456
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:15,521
Okay, shirts! Skins!

457
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,723
Shirts! Skins!

458
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:30,202
Ahh! Agh!

459
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,136
Got a problem, son?

460
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:34,039
Oh, stomach... Shooting pains.

461
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:37,776
I ate in the cafeteria.

462
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:40,012
Come on, tough it out.

463
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,247
When life rolls you a 7-10 split,

464
00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,817
what do you do?

465
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,318
Go to the nurse?

466
00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:48,420
No! Hell, no!

467
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,289
You aim for that seven pin,
and let her rip!

468
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,928
All right, all right.

469
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:59,331
The rest of you pinheads, play ball.

470
00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:06,405
This is good work.

471
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:09,475
I knew it.
Thanks, Mr. Mendosa.

472
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,878
But I can't send it to the Sun-Tribune.

473
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:13,946
What'd you say?

474
00:30:14,014 --> 00:30:15,948
I can't send it.

475
00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,317
Your writing skills are fine,

476
00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,487
but, man, this stuff is really boring.

477
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:24,289
You've got to grab the reader.

478
00:30:24,357 --> 00:30:26,759
Goose them a little.

479
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:30,195
Right. Goose them.

480
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,730
Just because you're a guy

481
00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:33,899
doesn't mean you can't write
with sensitivity,

482
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:37,169
with feeling, with heart,

483
00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:40,305
but you do show promise.

484
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:43,042
Look, I'm not going to choose the winners

485
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,843
until a week from Monday.

486
00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:48,080
So think of something exciting.
Try again.

487
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:55,087
Yeah, well, uh... Thanks.

488
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,632
Terry, I hate when you're depressed.

489
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,668
I mean, if you're this
upset over your life,

490
00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:12,671
I should be suicidal.

491
00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:15,007
I mean, look what Kevin sent you.

492
00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,508
I'd do anything

493
00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:18,744
to come home and find roses.

494
00:31:18,812 --> 00:31:22,181
Can we define the word "anything"?

495
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,416
Maybe Raymaker was right

496
00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:26,585
about my article,

497
00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:29,888
but I know I can do better.

498
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:31,924
I'm just confused.

499
00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:35,461
Of course, you're confused.
You're wearing my underwear.

500
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:41,667
Terry, forget it.
Come back to Pearl.

501
00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,235
So you got a bad haircut.

502
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:44,770
I mean, you've got a great life

503
00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:47,039
and a fabulous boyfriend.

504
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:48,340
I can't give up.

505
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:50,976
And today was a disaster,
and I was a major geek,

506
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:53,479
but they all thought I was a guy.

507
00:31:53,546 --> 00:31:54,947
I was in the boys' locker room!

508
00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:56,281
You were?

509
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,416
Yes.

510
00:31:57,484 --> 00:31:58,450
And they were?
Yes.

511
00:31:58,518 --> 00:32:00,519
Can I be your younger brother?

512
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,521
There's a story here.

513
00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:03,655
I don't know what it is,

514
00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:05,357
but I've got until a week from Monday

515
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,892
to find it.

516
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,161
Hey, what about

517
00:32:09,229 --> 00:32:12,564
"Girl Gets in Locker Room,
Turns Stupid."

518
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,069
I can still win that job.

519
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,737
I'm going to go to Sturgis-Wilder,

520
00:32:18,805 --> 00:32:20,572
and I'm going to start making friends...

521
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,408
Any friends I can find.

522
00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:24,543
What if Kevin finds out

523
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,078
you were in the boys' locker room?

524
00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:27,680
Denise...

525
00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:31,250
Would Woodward and Bernstein
worry about their girlfriends?

526
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,818
No.

527
00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:37,856
Anyway, Kevin will never find out.

528
00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:39,892
Unless I tell him,

529
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,194
which I would never do...

530
00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:45,097
As long as Denise cooperates.

531
00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,965
Denise?

532
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:50,569
When pigs fly.

533
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,339
Never hurts to ask.

534
00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,945
It's driving me crazy.

535
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,413
I looked everywhere.

536
00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:04,650
I can't find the back of my earring.

537
00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:06,618
What am I supposed to do,

538
00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,221
walk around all day with one earring?

539
00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:10,656
That is so punk.

540
00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:11,990
Listen, all you've got to do

541
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,425
is break the eraser off a pencil.

542
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,394
And you can use it
to hold your earring on.

543
00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:16,762
Should get you through the day.

544
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:19,064
Oh, thanks.

545
00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:26,805
I have sisters.

546
00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:44,356
We're in the cafeteria.

547
00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:46,358
Everything eats and is eaten by something.

548
00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:47,760
Don't take it personally.

549
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:50,162
Remember when I...

550
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,598
Hi. Uh, I'm Terry Griffith.

551
00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:56,201
Oh, hi.
I'm Harold "Reptile" Sherpico.

552
00:33:56,269 --> 00:33:58,504
It's time to feed Snowball his lunch.

553
00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:02,207
Oh, Snowball. He's cute.

554
00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:03,342
Oh, that's not Snowball.

555
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:06,712
This is Snowball.

556
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:07,680
That's lunch.

557
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,451
They don't make Snake Chow.

558
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:14,486
It was very nice meeting you.

559
00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,789
Nice meeting you too.

560
00:34:16,856 --> 00:34:18,323
Want some company?

561
00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:22,194
Want some company?

562
00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,896
Want some company?

563
00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:25,831
Uh, yeah, sure.

564
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:33,272
I'm Terry Griffith.

565
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,074
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot your name.

566
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:36,141
Rick Morehouse.

567
00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:38,344
Oh, yeah. That's it.

568
00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,379
Last time we met, I was in some bushes.

569
00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:43,982
Right. Big fun
being the new kid, huh?

570
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,051
Are you new?

571
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,453
Two months ago.

572
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,388
Actually, I'm a professional new kid.

573
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:50,889
Seven schools in three years.

574
00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:52,591
I really know how to register.

575
00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:54,193
Excuse me!

576
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,395
Hi! Thanks.

577
00:34:56,463 --> 00:34:58,464
It worked great.

578
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,566
He knew how to fix my earring.

579
00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:04,336
That's because he's a little tulip.

580
00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:08,474
You know Deborah Strowbridge?

581
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,676
Not really.

582
00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:13,379
But, I mean, she talked to you.

583
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,214
Deborah Strowbridge is perfection.

584
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:18,250
Well, seems to me
like she's got a boyfriend.

585
00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:21,053
Yeah, well, there's
no accounting for taste.

586
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,021
So are you a senior?

587
00:35:22,088 --> 00:35:23,055
Yeah.

588
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,089
You going to college?

589
00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:26,892
Well, I like music,

590
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,927
and d like to do something i,

591
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:31,196
but I'm not too sure you have
to go to school to do it.

592
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:33,866
I dig music a lot too.

593
00:35:33,933 --> 00:35:36,468
I like, um, The Clash, The Talking Heads,

594
00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:38,370
and Springsteen and Prince.

595
00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:39,672
Oh yeah?
That's pretty cool.

596
00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:41,373
Listen to this.

597
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:49,081
Look. What a fox.

598
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,550
Dresses like Elvis Costello,

599
00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:53,719
looks like the Karate Kid.

600
00:35:53,787 --> 00:35:56,955
I'm going to get him.

601
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:03,262
Severe intestinal disorder?

602
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,030
What's the matter?

603
00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:06,565
You having a little tummy ache?

604
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:09,234
What are you, a pussy?

605
00:36:13,106 --> 00:36:16,475
Uh... My doctor said

606
00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:20,012
that I should be okay
by a week from Monday.

607
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,881
So I guess I'll just go to Study Hall...

608
00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:26,952
No, you won't.

609
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:30,756
I have a little job for you, son.

610
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,766
Here you go.

611
00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:44,303
Hey, knock yourself out.

612
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:47,306
Hey, you look like you could use two.

613
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:49,441
Dragon coming through.
Watch your toes.

614
00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:52,244
Come on, Fifi.
Don't dawdle. Come on.

615
00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,118
What are you looking at?

616
00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,053
Nothing.

617
00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:02,654
Tulip.

618
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,896
Nice to see you.

619
00:37:12,032 --> 00:37:15,501
Hi. I'm Sandy.

620
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:16,568
Terry.

621
00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:18,270
Yeah, I know.

622
00:37:18,338 --> 00:37:20,706
That's an incredible tie.
Where'd you get it?

623
00:37:20,774 --> 00:37:22,174
At a store.

624
00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:24,209
Bitchen.

625
00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:27,146
So I guess if you're new here,

626
00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:28,981
you don't have a girlfriend.

627
00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:30,049
Yeah, well, I got one

628
00:37:30,116 --> 00:37:31,383
back home.

629
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:32,851
Long-distance relationship?

630
00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:35,220
Good luck.

631
00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:36,255
Yo, Rick!

632
00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:39,158
You want a ride home?

633
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,660
Uh... Sure.

634
00:37:41,728 --> 00:37:45,631
Yeah, well, got to go, Sandy,
so I guess I'll see you around.

635
00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:54,039
Yeah, you will.

636
00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,008
She's pretty nice.

637
00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:58,577
Yeah, but I got this one rule...

638
00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:01,113
I never go out with girls
who say "bitchen."

639
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,323
Pull up right here.
This is fine.

640
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,563
Thanks for the ride.

641
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,531
Well, uh... What are
you doing now?

642
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:21,834
I don't know. Nothing.
Did you want to come in?

643
00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:23,435
Well, I was just going to...

644
00:38:23,503 --> 00:38:26,405
I was going to tune up my car,
maybe play a little football,

645
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,575
but, yeah, I got time.

646
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,043
Okay.

647
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:48,927
Um, if my mom comes home from work,

648
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,829
and she asks you about my girlfriend...

649
00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:54,066
Just so you know, her name is Alice,

650
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:56,635
and she looks a lot
like Chris Evert Lloyd.

651
00:38:56,703 --> 00:38:59,438
I just don't want her to worry,
you know, about my social life.

652
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:02,808
Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd?

653
00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:04,543
It was Wimbledon Week.

654
00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:06,011
Do you want a beer?

655
00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:09,314
Yeah, I'll take a brewski.

656
00:39:18,058 --> 00:39:20,726
So you don't really have a girlfriend.

657
00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:22,561
You guessed it.

658
00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:24,163
What about the prom?

659
00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:25,497
What about it?

660
00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:27,599
Well, yoknow, it sounds all right,

661
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,568
Passion in Paradise,

662
00:39:29,636 --> 00:39:31,370
you're renting out that big surf place.

663
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,905
Don't you want to go?

664
00:39:32,972 --> 00:39:34,773
Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night.

665
00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,443
I'd rather not go with my mom.

666
00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:41,480
Well, did you ask anyone?

667
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:42,981
Well, you'd better get going!

668
00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,083
Come on,

669
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,417
who's your first choice?

670
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:46,618
You ask a lot of questions.

671
00:39:46,686 --> 00:39:48,887
Rick, we're rapping
man to man about chicks

672
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:50,422
and shit like that.

673
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,691
You know, like, uh, still a virgin?

674
00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:54,226
I don't know.

675
00:39:54,294 --> 00:39:55,627
You don't know?

676
00:39:55,695 --> 00:39:57,629
Weren't you paying attention?

677
00:39:57,697 --> 00:39:58,664
Are you a virgin?

678
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:01,066
No.

679
00:40:01,134 --> 00:40:03,435
Have you slept with a lot of girls?

680
00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:04,837
No.

681
00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,538
Have you ever slept with a girl?

682
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:08,107
Yeah.

683
00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:09,575
Well, all right, let's hear the story.

684
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:10,642
It's no big deal.

685
00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:13,012
Um, just after my dad died,

686
00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:14,380
this friend of my mom's...

687
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:17,149
I think she wanted to cheer me up.

688
00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:20,953
She did.

689
00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:22,521
Hey, is that your room over there?

690
00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:23,822
Wait a minute, don't go in there.

691
00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:24,757
It's kind of messy.

692
00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:31,764
This is different.

693
00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:35,267
I'm kind of into James Brown.

694
00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:37,436
I guess so.

695
00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:39,038
You know Prince, Michael Jackson?

696
00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:40,773
It all goes back to James Brown,

697
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,207
the godfather of soul.

698
00:40:42,275 --> 00:40:45,644
Not to mention,
Mr. Humanitarian, Mr. Dynamite,

699
00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:48,714
and the hardest working man
in show business.

700
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:51,617
Ah, New York City, live,
Apollo Theater, 1962.

701
00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:53,452
This man was king.

702
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,521
Well, let's hear some sounds.

703
00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:57,322
I don't think so.

704
00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:58,924
Stereo broken?

705
00:40:58,992 --> 00:41:00,592
No, it's just something I do by myself.

706
00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:03,062
Well, when I hear James,

707
00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:04,763
I have to dance...

708
00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:08,867
You know, like James.
Go crazy. I can't help it.

709
00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:11,170
And I'm usually alone when I do it.

710
00:41:11,237 --> 00:41:13,439
That's cool, man.
I can respect that.

711
00:41:13,506 --> 00:41:15,974
How about another brewski, okay?

712
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:16,942
Okay.

713
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,847
Budster...

714
00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:23,515
The refrigerator gives new meaning

715
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,784
to the word "empty."

716
00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:27,486
Hey, don't worry about breakfast.

717
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:30,022
This stuff tastes great cold.

718
00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:31,523
You agreed to do half the shopping

719
00:41:31,591 --> 00:41:32,624
around here

720
00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:34,393
while Mom and Dad were gone.

721
00:41:34,461 --> 00:41:36,595
Yeah, that's right, the second half.

722
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:40,265
Now, I'll tell you what.
I'll do the dishes.

723
00:41:47,574 --> 00:41:49,775
Thank you.

724
00:41:52,278 --> 00:41:53,445
I can see myself.

725
00:41:56,649 --> 00:41:58,083
I'll get it.

726
00:42:00,153 --> 00:42:01,587
Hello.

727
00:42:01,654 --> 00:42:03,055
Hey, yo, scumbag.

728
00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:05,424
Hey, suck your own.

729
00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,292
Eat me.

730
00:42:09,496 --> 00:42:12,231
Hey, same to you, buttface.

731
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,733
Mom says hi.

732
00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:38,657
Yo, Rick. How they hanging?

733
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:41,660
It's Terry.

734
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:43,729
Listen, I want you
to wear something really hip

735
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:45,097
to school tomorrow.

736
00:42:45,165 --> 00:42:47,700
We're going to get you a date
for the prom.

737
00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:50,502
Just do what I say.

738
00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:51,870
Okay.

739
00:42:51,938 --> 00:42:53,505
Yeah.

740
00:42:53,573 --> 00:42:57,009
Bye-bye... Uh, scumbag.

741
00:42:57,077 --> 00:43:00,846
Shit. He hung up.

742
00:43:06,853 --> 00:43:09,488
This is your idea of hip?

743
00:43:09,556 --> 00:43:12,291
A guy who is into James Brown?

744
00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:15,661
Could we please just
forget the whole thing?

745
00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:17,329
Now, there is no reason

746
00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:19,098
why you should miss that prom.

747
00:43:19,165 --> 00:43:22,334
A girl would bcrazy to turn you down.

748
00:43:22,402 --> 00:43:24,503
So come on.

749
00:43:24,571 --> 00:43:28,073
Who is she?

750
00:43:28,141 --> 00:43:32,344
Red sweater.

751
00:43:32,412 --> 00:43:34,146
Cute shoes.

752
00:43:36,883 --> 00:43:38,517
Go for it.

753
00:43:40,653 --> 00:43:43,589
Just waltz right up there and ask her out?

754
00:43:43,656 --> 00:43:46,291
No, you've got to...
say something nice,

755
00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:50,229
like how pretty her eyes are.

756
00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:52,197
Girls eat up that crap.

757
00:43:52,265 --> 00:43:53,799
Come on.

758
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:08,881
Hi, Jeanine.

759
00:44:08,948 --> 00:44:10,616
Hi.

760
00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:12,751
I keep forgetting your name.

761
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,486
Rick... Morehouse.

762
00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:16,488
You know, I sit right next to you

763
00:44:16,556 --> 00:44:17,589
in civics class?

764
00:44:25,598 --> 00:44:26,565
You have beautiful eyes.

765
00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:35,574
I'll bet.

766
00:44:35,642 --> 00:44:38,010
Do you have a...
A date for the prom?

767
00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:41,046
Of course.
It's next week. Why?

768
00:44:41,114 --> 00:44:44,383
Official prom committee survey.

769
00:44:44,451 --> 00:44:46,085
Thank you very much.

770
00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:49,555
Terry...

771
00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:55,094
This has got to be the one.

772
00:44:55,161 --> 00:44:56,795
You know why?

773
00:44:56,863 --> 00:45:00,232
Because I've asked everybody else.

774
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,669
No. Because I've
got this feeling.

775
00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:05,404
True, I've had this feeling before,

776
00:45:05,472 --> 00:45:07,006
but this time...

777
00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:15,614
Uh... Beth.

778
00:45:15,682 --> 00:45:18,951
Doing anything, uh, prom night?

779
00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:21,120
I'm going to the prom.

780
00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:25,257
What about Saturday?

781
00:45:25,325 --> 00:45:26,525
I'm busy.

782
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:27,693
Night?

783
00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:29,328
I'm busy.

784
00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,362
How about Sunday?

785
00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:31,597
I'm busy.

786
00:45:31,664 --> 00:45:33,232
How about any night in 1987?

787
00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:34,500
I'm busy.

788
00:45:37,637 --> 00:45:39,905
How about yesterday?
You busy yesterday?

789
00:45:39,973 --> 00:45:40,973
I think so,

790
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:42,675
but you can ask me out again.

791
00:45:45,945 --> 00:45:47,079
Hi, Terry.

792
00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,681
Oh, hey, Sandy.

793
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:51,250
Hey, word's out your friend's
desperate for a prom date.

794
00:45:51,317 --> 00:45:52,818
He would love my cousin Jill.

795
00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:54,153
She's cute.

796
00:45:55,488 --> 00:45:57,022
How cute?

797
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,390
Extremely.

798
00:45:58,458 --> 00:46:00,693
She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes,

799
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,495
Christie Brinkley's teeth.

800
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:07,333
Uh, well, what about the rest of her?

801
00:46:09,402 --> 00:46:11,804
Dynamite.
Rick has to meet her.

802
00:46:11,871 --> 00:46:14,573
How about you and me, and Rick and Jill

803
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:16,275
all meet up at the cave tonight?

804
00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:17,443
We'll have a picnic.

805
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:22,581
Come on.
We'll have fun.

806
00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:29,154
This Jill better be some girl.

807
00:46:47,974 --> 00:46:51,010
Buddy, can I borrow your army jacket?

808
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:54,947
What are you doing?

809
00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:57,516
Just cleaning the house.

810
00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:59,218
Budster, are you all right?

811
00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:04,656
Huh... I am awesome.

812
00:47:04,724 --> 00:47:07,326
Linda is on her way over.

813
00:47:09,763 --> 00:47:12,131
Excuse me, Mr. Romance,
just out of curiosity,

814
00:47:12,198 --> 00:47:13,666
does this girl have any idea

815
00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:15,601
she's coming over here to, uh,

816
00:47:15,669 --> 00:47:17,336
light up your life?

817
00:47:17,404 --> 00:47:20,005
Well, technically speaking, not really.

818
00:47:20,073 --> 00:47:22,574
We'll probably start off
with some algebra,

819
00:47:22,642 --> 00:47:27,379
but once I turn on the charm, she's mine.

820
00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:30,582
Hand me that massage book, please.

821
00:47:30,650 --> 00:47:32,651
Bud, why don't you
take the subtle approach?

822
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,987
You know, maybe hang a couple of salamis

823
00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:37,222
from the ceiling.

824
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:40,492
Hey, at least my date
is someone of the opposite sex.

825
00:47:42,996 --> 00:47:45,030
I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick.

826
00:47:45,098 --> 00:47:46,365
For Rick?

827
00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:47,599
What happened to research?

828
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,801
Well, that's what I meant.

829
00:47:48,868 --> 00:47:50,469
So for research,

830
00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:53,072
you're willing to toy
with this poor girl's emotions?

831
00:47:53,139 --> 00:47:56,308
All you transvestites are alike.

832
00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:59,211
You disgust me,

833
00:47:59,279 --> 00:48:02,648
but of course, that isn't
the real problem here.

834
00:48:02,716 --> 00:48:04,983
Oh really? What is?

835
00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:06,752
Well, this Sandy woman's hot for you.

836
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:09,888
What if she suddenly goes nuts
and tears all your clothes off?

837
00:48:09,956 --> 00:48:12,591
That's what Craig Garfield said
Roxanne Doyle did.

838
00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:14,493
Yeah...

839
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,828
What do I do then?

840
00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:16,929
Call me.

841
00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:20,833
I could be there in 15 minutes.

842
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,735
Wait, you can't call me.

843
00:48:22,802 --> 00:48:26,638
In fact, you can't come home.

844
00:48:26,706 --> 00:48:31,310
You'll have to sleep in the cave.

845
00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:33,579
The cave.

846
00:48:33,646 --> 00:48:35,948
Oh, God.

847
00:48:45,925 --> 00:48:49,361
I want to toast my good friend Rick,

848
00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:52,698
a guy with a great sense of humor.

849
00:48:52,766 --> 00:48:54,933
And here's to summer.

850
00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:57,703
I swear, sixth grade is so bogus.

851
00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:58,637
It's a joke.

852
00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:09,281
Want to take a walk?

853
00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:11,450
I think they need some privacy.

854
00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:13,152
Jill...

855
00:49:13,219 --> 00:49:14,920
You animal, you.

856
00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:15,888
Come on.

857
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:22,961
Hey, wait!
Where you going?

858
00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:24,997
Hey, man, don't leave me now.

859
00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:30,703
You kids have fun, huh?

860
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,674
They left me.

861
00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:37,643
It's okay.
I'm still here.

862
00:49:37,711 --> 00:49:42,514
Sandy... You tricked me bad.

863
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,284
You know, in five years,

864
00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:48,053
Jill's going to make him very happy.

865
00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:50,189
Yeah, I'm sure.

866
00:49:51,825 --> 00:49:52,991
Nice fire.

867
00:49:53,059 --> 00:49:54,026
Sandy, this is really...

868
00:49:54,094 --> 00:49:55,127
Shh. Don't talk.

869
00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:57,563
Sandy, this is a big mistake.

870
00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:59,832
Maybe, maybe not.

871
00:49:59,899 --> 00:50:01,667
There's only one way to find out.

872
00:50:01,735 --> 00:50:02,701
Sandy!

873
00:50:02,769 --> 00:50:04,003
Sandy, really.

874
00:50:04,070 --> 00:50:05,270
Sandy, get out of there!

875
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:12,711
There really is a very good explanation

876
00:50:12,779 --> 00:50:13,712
for that.

877
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,713
I'm flattered.

878
00:50:14,781 --> 00:50:16,548
You are?

879
00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:17,850
But you don't have to do this

880
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,118
to impress me.

881
00:50:19,185 --> 00:50:20,185
I don't?

882
00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:23,455
No. I like you a lot.

883
00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:26,892
I think I'll take one of those beers now.

884
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,960
It's okay.

885
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:31,030
I mean, how small can it be?

886
00:50:31,097 --> 00:50:32,564
Don't ask.

887
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,034
More Cold Duck?

888
00:50:35,101 --> 00:50:37,703
Sure.
Hit me again.

889
00:50:37,771 --> 00:50:38,937
If I give you five bucks,

890
00:50:39,005 --> 00:50:40,005
would you go see a movie?

891
00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:41,306
Lien, you little squirt,

892
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:43,075
Terry promised she'd be home tonight,

893
00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,710
and I'm not leaving till I see her.

894
00:50:44,778 --> 00:50:46,211
If I give you 10 bucks,

895
00:50:46,279 --> 00:50:47,913
would you go wait in your car?

896
00:50:47,981 --> 00:50:49,882
We're on number 22.

897
00:50:49,949 --> 00:50:51,750
Let's keep going.

898
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:56,488
Bummer.

899
00:50:58,091 --> 00:50:59,692
If the coefficient of X

900
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:01,060
is greater than that of Y,

901
00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,228
and the coefficient of Y

902
00:51:03,296 --> 00:51:05,097
is greater than that C,

903
00:51:05,165 --> 00:51:06,598
then by the transit of property,

904
00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:08,967
what can be said about
the coefficient of X

905
00:51:09,035 --> 00:51:10,469
in relation to the coefficient of C?

906
00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:24,016
Hold it!

907
00:51:26,219 --> 00:51:28,387
It's time Kevin knew the truth.

908
00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:31,757
Terry moved to Oregon
to join a religious cult

909
00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:35,728
that she saw on 60 Minutes.

910
00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:38,197
It's all in the letter.

911
00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:42,735
You should go home and wait for it, Kevin.

912
00:51:42,802 --> 00:51:45,037
Wait.
Two more problems.

913
00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,138
If the coefficient...

914
00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:47,139
Hi, Kevin.

915
00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:48,874
Terry!

916
00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:50,242
Back from the cult!

917
00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,044
Where the hell have you been?

918
00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:57,483
You're going to laugh.

919
00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:02,187
I was upstairs looking for this skirt,

920
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:04,890
and I fell asleep in the closet.

921
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:07,559
What did you do to your hair?

922
00:52:07,627 --> 00:52:10,929
Oh, I cut it.

923
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:11,930
Isn't it cute?

924
00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,499
Cute? It's gone.

925
00:52:13,566 --> 00:52:17,069
What are you, drunk?

926
00:52:18,838 --> 00:52:20,072
You are. You're drunk.

927
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,940
Now, what's going on here?

928
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,409
We're supposed to get together.

929
00:52:23,476 --> 00:52:28,714
Kevin, honey, angel.

930
00:52:32,052 --> 00:52:33,952
I'll make it up to you.
I promise.

931
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:36,055
When? Tonight?

932
00:52:36,122 --> 00:52:38,190
Let me tuck you in.

933
00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:39,458
I can't tonight.

934
00:52:39,526 --> 00:52:44,029
I'm working very hard on my article,

935
00:52:44,097 --> 00:52:45,631
but I'll tell you what...

936
00:52:48,068 --> 00:52:50,336
I'll walk you out to the car, okay?

937
00:52:50,403 --> 00:52:53,038
Gee, a walk to the car?

938
00:52:53,106 --> 00:52:55,274
Ta about your wild nights, hmm?

939
00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:57,242
Don't feel bad. It's okay,

940
00:52:57,310 --> 00:53:00,245
because while you were up
in the closet getting drunk,

941
00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:01,747
I got to do algebra.

942
00:53:01,815 --> 00:53:04,116
Oh, that's wonderful.

943
00:53:06,419 --> 00:53:08,721
Crazy kids.

944
00:53:08,788 --> 00:53:11,623
Well, alone at last.

945
00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:14,193
Why are you smiling like that?

946
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:15,928
Because it's party time.

947
00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:18,497
Let's dance. Let's get crazy.

948
00:53:18,565 --> 00:53:21,266
Let's get drunk.
Let's get naked.

949
00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,901
Buddy, I love a good party,

950
00:53:22,969 --> 00:53:26,005
but something about you worries me.

951
00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:27,172
Linda, you're a nut.

952
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,941
What do you like, skinny dip in the pool?

953
00:53:29,009 --> 00:53:30,109
Back rub in the bedroom?

954
00:53:30,176 --> 00:53:31,844
Pick a sin. Any sin.

955
00:53:33,279 --> 00:53:34,613
It's getting kind of late.

956
00:53:34,681 --> 00:53:36,648
Nolt's early.

957
00:53:36,716 --> 00:53:38,384
Bye.

958
00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:40,886
Linda, wait! For God's
sake, I vacuumed, Linda.

959
00:53:40,954 --> 00:53:42,621
Buddy, you're a nice guy.

960
00:53:42,689 --> 00:53:46,325
No, not a "nice guy."
That's the kiss of death.

961
00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:48,961
I'll see you in algebra.
Thanks for your help.

962
00:53:49,029 --> 00:53:50,295
Linda, wait.

963
00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:52,097
Would it make any difference at all

964
00:53:52,165 --> 00:53:53,632
if I said I was hung like a bear?

965
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:56,468
It might. Are you?

966
00:53:56,536 --> 00:53:59,138
No.

967
00:53:59,205 --> 00:54:00,472
Just checking.

968
00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:01,473
Goodbye, Buddy.

969
00:54:04,044 --> 00:54:05,878
I like your hair.

970
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:13,652
That girl had incredible self-control.

971
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,655
Kevin hates me.
Rick hates me.

972
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:19,491
Everybody hates me except Sandy.

973
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:22,361
Oh, yeah, how'd it go?
Did you get laid?

974
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:24,830
I bet I came closer than you did.

975
00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:26,765
Years from now,

976
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:29,902
Linda'll look back on this night
and be very sorry.

977
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:34,239
Good night, Buddy.

978
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:37,376
Sorry, Spike.

979
00:54:40,213 --> 00:54:41,847
Nothing much has been happening, Ma.

980
00:54:41,915 --> 00:54:43,782
Yeah, I did pretty good
on my history test.

981
00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:45,684
Terry's become a transsexual.

982
00:54:45,685 --> 00:54:48,354
Yeah, she's starting to
grow hair on her chest.

983
00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:49,521
Yeah, just a second.

984
00:54:49,589 --> 00:54:50,723
Hey, Mom wants to talk to you.

985
00:54:50,790 --> 00:54:52,257
No, no.

986
00:54:53,727 --> 00:54:54,893
Uh, she can't talk, Mom.

987
00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:56,428
The doctors have advised her

988
00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:57,663
not to speak.

989
00:54:57,731 --> 00:55:00,165
Something hormonal and vocal.

990
00:55:00,233 --> 00:55:02,167
Besides, she's hung over.

991
00:55:02,235 --> 00:55:04,536
Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys.

992
00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:07,072
Okay, see you in a week.

993
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:09,241
We miss you too.

994
00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:11,443
Okay. Bye.

995
00:55:11,511 --> 00:55:13,579
She thought I was kidding.

996
00:55:14,814 --> 00:55:17,049
Yo, Rick!

997
00:55:19,252 --> 00:55:20,486
Hi, Terry.

998
00:55:20,553 --> 00:55:21,920
Good morning,
Mrs. Morehouse.

999
00:55:21,988 --> 00:55:23,355
Rick, your friend Terry's here.

1000
00:55:31,097 --> 00:55:32,297
Sorry about last night.

1001
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,732
Hey, that's okay.

1002
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,034
If I was in the sixth grade,

1003
00:55:35,101 --> 00:55:37,102
I think I would've had a big night.

1004
00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:39,338
- Come on, we're going out.
- Let me guess.

1005
00:55:39,406 --> 00:55:42,941
You got me a hot date
with Sandy's grandmother.

1006
00:55:43,009 --> 00:55:43,976
No, no, no, listen,

1007
00:55:44,044 --> 00:55:45,511
I figured the whole thing out.

1008
00:55:45,578 --> 00:55:49,448
There is nothing wrong with you
except for the way you dress.

1009
00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:53,552
Terry, it took me an hour
to put this look together.

1010
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,087
Yeah, so don't try so hard next time.

1011
00:55:55,155 --> 00:55:56,355
Come on.

1012
00:55:56,423 --> 00:55:57,656
I don't have any money.

1013
00:55:57,724 --> 00:56:00,125
I got plastic.
You can pay me back.

1014
00:56:03,830 --> 00:56:05,898
I just feel kind of weird.

1015
00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:08,233
That's because your
body's not used to style.

1016
00:56:08,301 --> 00:56:10,536
You'll adjust.

1017
00:56:10,603 --> 00:56:11,904
Hey, Deborah, what's shaking?

1018
00:56:11,971 --> 00:56:13,572
Hi, Terry.

1019
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,606
Hi...

1020
00:56:14,674 --> 00:56:15,574
Rick.

1021
00:56:15,642 --> 00:56:17,376
Yeah, I know.

1022
00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:19,044
You look a little different.

1023
00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:20,412
The kid went shopping,

1024
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,847
got a haircut.

1025
00:56:21,915 --> 00:56:23,749
Welcome to the '80s.

1026
00:56:23,817 --> 00:56:25,384
Very sharp.

1027
00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:26,618
Thanks.

1028
00:56:26,686 --> 00:56:27,686
Deb, what are you doing

1029
00:56:27,754 --> 00:56:30,656
hanging around these chumpstains?

1030
00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:31,824
Come on.
Let's go.

1031
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:32,891
I'll be right there.

1032
00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:33,992
Now, Deborah.

1033
00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:36,462
Just a second.

1034
00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:41,300
Greg just likes to act tough.

1035
00:56:41,368 --> 00:56:43,335
He doesn't really hate y guys.

1036
00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:47,473
Oh, that's no act.
He truly hates us.

1037
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:49,441
Deep down, he's insecure.

1038
00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:51,977
Yeah, well, upfront, he's an asshole.

1039
00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:55,147
Take it easy, Deborah.

1040
00:56:58,051 --> 00:57:00,686
What was that, a pity stop?

1041
00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,762
Pizza!

1042
00:57:11,498 --> 00:57:13,165
Those guys are...

1043
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:26,245
It's just about showtime, boys.

1044
00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:40,325
I'm picking up curious life readings.

1045
00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:41,360
Is it human?

1046
00:57:41,428 --> 00:57:42,461
Unknown.

1047
00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:43,662
It seems to be some sort

1048
00:57:43,730 --> 00:57:45,431
of carbon-based douchebag.

1049
00:57:45,498 --> 00:57:47,366
Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop!

1050
00:57:47,434 --> 00:57:50,602
Not again.

1051
00:57:50,670 --> 00:57:53,439
Gentlemen, relax.
Sit down.

1052
00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:54,907
Too much stress,

1053
00:57:54,974 --> 00:57:56,875
it's not good for your muscles.

1054
00:57:58,578 --> 00:58:00,779
Have a nice lunch.

1055
00:58:06,286 --> 00:58:08,420
Hey, how you doing?

1056
00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:09,722
Nice jacket.

1057
00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:14,360
Oh, I'm sorry.

1058
00:58:14,427 --> 00:58:15,894
Spaghetti, too.

1059
00:58:15,962 --> 00:58:17,696
I think it stains.

1060
00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:29,441
Did I miss something?

1061
00:58:32,412 --> 00:58:34,513
Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway?

1062
00:58:34,581 --> 00:58:35,914
He said he was sorry.

1063
00:58:35,982 --> 00:58:38,917
And you believe him?

1064
00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:41,086
Benefit of the doubt.

1065
00:58:41,154 --> 00:58:42,821
Besides, the guy can lift cars.

1066
00:58:45,258 --> 00:58:46,191
What are you doing?

1067
00:58:46,259 --> 00:58:48,394
What's it look like I'm doing?

1068
00:58:48,461 --> 00:58:51,296
Well, do you have to do that in here?

1069
00:58:51,364 --> 00:58:52,865
It felt like the right time,

1070
00:58:52,932 --> 00:58:54,233
certainly the right place.

1071
00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:58,504
Terry, is this a problem for you?

1072
00:58:58,571 --> 00:59:01,040
No, no problem at all.

1073
00:59:01,107 --> 00:59:03,842
I was just kidding.

1074
00:59:06,146 --> 00:59:10,949
It's just that you looked so nice today.

1075
00:59:11,017 --> 00:59:12,985
You were perfect.

1076
00:59:16,923 --> 00:59:19,725
Hey, isn't this great?

1077
00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:20,793
Isn't what great?

1078
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:24,730
Well... You know, here we are,

1079
00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:28,233
a couple of guys
hanging out in the men's room,

1080
00:59:28,301 --> 00:59:31,970
leaning up against the urinals,

1081
00:59:32,038 --> 00:59:33,839
talking about broads and fights.

1082
00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:36,775
Just like a couple of guys, you know.

1083
00:59:36,843 --> 00:59:40,112
This is what you call
typical male bonding.

1084
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,414
You know, like Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.

1085
00:59:42,482 --> 00:59:45,484
Oh, so that's what it is.

1086
00:59:45,552 --> 00:59:49,154
Yes, it's great.
I'm glad you told me.

1087
00:59:49,222 --> 00:59:53,592
I just wish that Greg Tolan
would join the gang.

1088
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:55,527
Oh, man, I've had it with that jerk.

1089
00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:57,129
You want to know about Greg Tolan?

1090
00:59:57,197 --> 00:59:59,465
I'll tell you about Greg Tolan.

1091
00:59:59,532 --> 01:00:02,835
Greg Tolan is toast.

1092
01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:04,670
He can't get away with this.

1093
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,005
We've got to get him back.

1094
01:00:06,072 --> 01:00:07,072
We and what army?

1095
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:09,942
No violence.

1096
01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:12,578
No need to sink to his level.

1097
01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:14,213
You see, we have something

1098
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,182
that Greg Tolan will never have.

1099
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,218
Intelligence.

1100
01:00:19,285 --> 01:00:22,187
You know, you're right.

1101
01:00:22,255 --> 01:00:23,322
I mean, we're smart.

1102
01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:26,191
Okay, Terry.
What do we do?

1103
01:00:26,259 --> 01:00:27,159
I don't know.

1104
01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:29,161
Me neither.

1105
01:00:36,169 --> 01:00:38,537
Hey, man, this stuff'll kill you.

1106
01:00:38,605 --> 01:00:40,873
Try this.
You'll live longer.

1107
01:00:42,709 --> 01:00:44,943
Thanks.

1108
01:00:45,011 --> 01:00:46,311
Looks good.

1109
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,013
I made it myself.

1110
01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:49,114
Can I finish those fries?

1111
01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:50,149
Buddy?

1112
01:00:50,216 --> 01:00:51,283
Thanks.

1113
01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:52,618
What are you doing here?

1114
01:00:52,686 --> 01:00:55,387
Looking for you.

1115
01:00:55,455 --> 01:00:58,557
Uh, Rick, this is
my younger brother, Buddy.

1116
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:00,192
How you doing?

1117
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:03,662
So. This is Rick.

1118
01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:05,931
I've heard a lot about you.

1119
01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:08,667
A lot.

1120
01:01:08,735 --> 01:01:10,302
Bud, what do you want?

1121
01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:13,372
Guess who came by to pick you up
for school this morning?

1122
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,240
Your true love...

1123
01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:17,876
Kevina.

1124
01:01:17,944 --> 01:01:19,478
Kevina was very upset

1125
01:01:19,546 --> 01:01:21,146
that you left without her.

1126
01:01:21,214 --> 01:01:23,982
You know how she worships
your rippling muscles

1127
01:01:24,050 --> 01:01:27,853
and your hairy chest.

1128
01:01:27,921 --> 01:01:31,090
Terry's such a stallion.

1129
01:01:31,157 --> 01:01:33,192
Go on.
Show him your hairy chest.

1130
01:01:33,259 --> 01:01:35,094
Buddy!

1131
01:01:35,161 --> 01:01:38,997
Anyway, Kevina made me promise to tell you

1132
01:01:39,065 --> 01:01:40,666
that she's going to be picking you up

1133
01:01:40,734 --> 01:01:42,901
for dinner
7:30 sharp,

1134
01:01:42,969 --> 01:01:45,637
so you should look your handsomest.

1135
01:01:45,705 --> 01:01:48,941
Thanks for the message, Bud.

1136
01:01:50,710 --> 01:01:53,012
My pleasure.

1137
01:01:53,079 --> 01:01:55,447
Well...

1138
01:01:55,515 --> 01:01:59,885
I'm going to scope out the local babes.

1139
01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:02,354
Hey, Rick, stay real.

1140
01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:05,457
Take it easy.

1141
01:02:05,525 --> 01:02:08,327
You have a girlfriend named Kevina?

1142
01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:10,162
Rather exotic, isn't it?

1143
01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:12,064
Stallion.

1144
01:02:29,282 --> 01:02:30,115
Hi.

1145
01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:34,820
Can I be totally honest with you?

1146
01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:35,854
Your touch is the reason

1147
01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:37,856
why I went through puberty.

1148
01:02:41,828 --> 01:02:43,929
Sit down.

1149
01:02:45,131 --> 01:02:46,865
Guys, I just want to apologize

1150
01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:48,634
about neglecting you yesterday.

1151
01:02:48,702 --> 01:02:50,969
I felt terrible,

1152
01:02:51,037 --> 01:02:52,371
and I just want you to know

1153
01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:56,342
you're still my favorite people.

1154
01:02:56,409 --> 01:02:58,811
Sit down.

1155
01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:02,114
Man, Terry, this crap has got to stop.

1156
01:03:02,182 --> 01:03:05,217
What are you going to do?

1157
01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:07,119
Um... Excuse me.

1158
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:08,754
Could I have your attention please?

1159
01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:11,623
Your attention?

1160
01:03:13,326 --> 01:03:14,727
Every day at lunch,

1161
01:03:14,794 --> 01:03:18,931
we get a very special treat

1162
01:03:18,998 --> 01:03:20,566
from a very special guy.

1163
01:03:20,633 --> 01:03:25,070
A guy who has dedicated his life

1164
01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:26,672
to building his body,

1165
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:30,542
pushing his muscles to the very
limits of human endurance.

1166
01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,044
Why, you ask?

1167
01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:34,380
Why?

1168
01:03:34,447 --> 01:03:37,483
Well, to be strong enough
to lift tables and spill food.

1169
01:03:37,550 --> 01:03:38,450
Greg Tolan!

1170
01:03:45,859 --> 01:03:48,627
Whoa. Wait.

1171
01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,462
Let's take a moment now

1172
01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:52,197
to find out a little bit

1173
01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:55,367
about the man behind the mess.

1174
01:03:55,435 --> 01:03:57,369
Greg! May I call you Greg?

1175
01:03:57,437 --> 01:03:59,638
Now, tell us, Greg,

1176
01:03:59,706 --> 01:04:03,308
how did you first
get into spilling food, huh?

1177
01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:04,610
Were you a messy baby?

1178
01:04:06,646 --> 01:04:08,447
Did you hate your strained peas?

1179
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:11,850
Well, you know,

1180
01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:13,786
most psychologists tell us that guys,

1181
01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:15,654
well, they get into body building

1182
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:17,189
to compensate

1183
01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:20,092
for either a lack of IQ or a small weenie.

1184
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,761
Which is it, Greg?

1185
01:04:22,829 --> 01:04:24,096
Well...

1186
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:26,632
those of us in Greg's gym class

1187
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,400
certainly know the answer to that one.

1188
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,304
I'm going to beat the shit
out of you, Morehouse!

1189
01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:34,073
Greg, please!

1190
01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:36,008
Hey, isn't he great?

1191
01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:39,812
Muscles and a sense of humor.

1192
01:04:42,582 --> 01:04:44,616
Well, let's all thank Greg

1193
01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:46,485
for the many lunchtime thrills and spills

1194
01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:47,619
he's given us.

1195
01:04:47,687 --> 01:04:49,355
All right, everybody, up!

1196
01:04:49,422 --> 01:04:50,856
Come on, everybody up!

1197
01:04:50,924 --> 01:04:52,057
Grab the end of your table.

1198
01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,059
A tribute to you, Greg.

1199
01:04:54,127 --> 01:04:54,993
Lift!

1200
01:05:02,302 --> 01:05:03,635
We love you, Greg!

1201
01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:05,804
Everybody out!

1202
01:05:05,872 --> 01:05:07,806
Go on outside!

1203
01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:10,743
Now!

1204
01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:11,910
Hold it, clown!

1205
01:05:11,978 --> 01:05:14,480
Come on, Greg.
Greg.

1206
01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:15,914
Lighten up.
It was a joke.

1207
01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:17,282
People laughed.
Let it slide.

1208
01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:19,084
Stay out of this, Deborah.

1209
01:05:19,152 --> 01:05:20,252
I am getting real bored

1210
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,754
watching you push people around.

1211
01:05:21,821 --> 01:05:22,988
Yeah? Well,
stick around,

1212
01:05:23,056 --> 01:05:24,890
because it's going to get real exciting.

1213
01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:26,058
You know, Terry was right.

1214
01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:27,292
You are an asshole.

1215
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,827
That asshole called me an asshole?

1216
01:05:28,895 --> 01:05:30,829
Oh, now you want
to beat him up too, right?

1217
01:05:30,897 --> 01:05:32,297
No, I want to buy him an ice cream.

1218
01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:46,278
Can't you ever just be man enough

1219
01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:48,147
to walk away?

1220
01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:50,349
Watch. I'll show you
how it's done.

1221
01:05:52,585 --> 01:05:55,454
Uh, you've got some pudding on your shoes.

1222
01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:57,556
You were
outstanding. Phenomenal!

1223
01:05:57,624 --> 01:05:59,024
So who are you going to ask?

1224
01:05:59,092 --> 01:06:00,325
Don't start this.

1225
01:06:00,393 --> 01:06:01,827
You're practically a celebrity.

1226
01:06:01,895 --> 01:06:03,228
I'm having a really great day.

1227
01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:05,330
Please, Terry, don't spoil it.

1228
01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:06,865
We've gone too far to stop now.

1229
01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:08,901
Just ask one more person.
Anybody.

1230
01:06:08,968 --> 01:06:11,870
And then I swear I'll shut up.

1231
01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:15,507
Anybody?

1232
01:06:15,575 --> 01:06:17,676
Anybody.

1233
01:06:24,951 --> 01:06:25,884
Um...

1234
01:06:25,952 --> 01:06:28,354
This is, uh...

1235
01:06:28,421 --> 01:06:29,755
This is going to sound crazy...

1236
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:32,191
But what the heck, you know,

1237
01:06:32,258 --> 01:06:34,760
it's been a crazy day.

1238
01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,930
Would you like to go with me to the prom?

1239
01:06:37,997 --> 01:06:41,233
Yeah. I'd love to.

1240
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:42,868
Deborah, I don't think

1241
01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:44,570
you understood the question.

1242
01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:46,038
The prom?

1243
01:06:46,106 --> 01:06:47,239
I'd love to be your date.

1244
01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:53,045
Hi, Terry.

1245
01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:56,982
I'm going with Deborah.

1246
01:07:01,221 --> 01:07:02,688
I'm going with Deborah.

1247
01:07:02,756 --> 01:07:04,056
Yow! Huh!

1248
01:07:04,124 --> 01:07:07,326
That's really wonderful.

1249
01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:09,161
See, what did I tell you?

1250
01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:10,696
You're a great guy.

1251
01:07:10,764 --> 01:07:11,997
It's about time

1252
01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:15,534
some lucky girl figured it out.

1253
01:07:15,602 --> 01:07:16,702
We've got to double.

1254
01:07:16,770 --> 01:07:17,670
Who are you going with?

1255
01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:19,004
Oh, I don't know if I'm going.

1256
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:20,272
You got to. Come on.

1257
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:21,774
Sandy.

1258
01:07:21,841 --> 01:07:24,276
Oh, no way, man.
That chick is dangerous.

1259
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,244
I don't need to go.

1260
01:07:25,311 --> 01:07:26,912
Yes, you do.

1261
01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:28,681
After all you've done for me,

1262
01:07:28,748 --> 01:07:32,451
we've got to get you a date,

1263
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:33,786
because, uh, Terry,

1264
01:07:33,853 --> 01:07:35,988
I'm not going unless you're going too.

1265
01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:38,957
I mean it.
I'll tell Deborah right now.

1266
01:07:41,761 --> 01:07:45,064
I think I know who to ask.

1267
01:07:45,131 --> 01:07:46,532
Okay!

1268
01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:53,639
I was wondering, do you have
plans yet for Saturday night?

1269
01:07:53,707 --> 01:07:56,742
I'm not sure.

1270
01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:59,878
Either I'm jetting to Paris

1271
01:07:59,946 --> 01:08:02,348
or watching The Love Boat.

1272
01:08:05,885 --> 01:08:06,752
Denise...

1273
01:08:10,156 --> 01:08:12,057
Will you be my date at the prom?

1274
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:15,794
You are so sexually confused.

1275
01:08:15,862 --> 01:08:18,130
Please, just say you'll go with me.

1276
01:08:18,198 --> 01:08:20,299
Why would you want to go?

1277
01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:22,968
Because I promised Rick,

1278
01:08:23,036 --> 01:08:27,473
and if I don't go,
he won't go with Deborah.

1279
01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:30,442
Deborah...
I am such a jerk.

1280
01:08:30,510 --> 01:08:33,078
I thought the whole point
was to get Rick a date.

1281
01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:34,480
Yeah, but not her.

1282
01:08:34,547 --> 01:08:36,782
I mean, what could he possibly see in her?

1283
01:08:36,850 --> 01:08:38,217
She's totally wrong for him.

1284
01:08:38,284 --> 01:08:39,251
Too pretty?

1285
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,620
No. She's trouble.

1286
01:08:41,688 --> 01:08:46,759
I guess Rick needs someone
a lot more sensitive.

1287
01:08:46,826 --> 01:08:49,461
More like you, right?

1288
01:08:49,529 --> 01:08:52,765
Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin?

1289
01:08:52,832 --> 01:08:57,603
Good question, but...
Do you like him?

1290
01:08:57,671 --> 01:09:00,172
Rick's not my type at all.

1291
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,641
Sure, with my help, he's come a long way.

1292
01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:06,512
He stopped buying his clothes
at Nerds 'R' Us.

1293
01:09:06,579 --> 01:09:10,482
I know you, Terry, and you like him.

1294
01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:12,351
He's research.

1295
01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:14,520
My article's due Monday.

1296
01:09:14,587 --> 01:09:15,821
I've got a lot of good stuff,

1297
01:09:15,889 --> 01:09:20,592
but I still need something
to tie it all together.

1298
01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:22,227
Yeah. You like him.

1299
01:09:23,930 --> 01:09:24,763
Denise...

1300
01:09:27,133 --> 01:09:29,902
Just say you'll go to the prom with me.

1301
01:09:29,969 --> 01:09:32,438
I'll go to the prom with you.

1302
01:09:32,505 --> 01:09:35,908
Oh, thank you.

1303
01:09:35,975 --> 01:09:37,476
I want a limo.

1304
01:09:37,544 --> 01:09:38,944
And you can't tell anyone,

1305
01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:41,046
not my friends, not my parents, no one.

1306
01:09:41,114 --> 01:09:42,348
Deal?

1307
01:09:42,415 --> 01:09:44,950
Look, I'm not proud of this either.

1308
01:09:45,018 --> 01:09:46,652
God. Look how low
I've sunk,

1309
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,220
and you know what's really sad is,

1310
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:52,491
you're the best date I've had in weeks.

1311
01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:53,459
How do I look?

1312
01:09:53,526 --> 01:09:55,227
Beautiful.

1313
01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:57,996
Kevin really loves this outfit.

1314
01:09:58,064 --> 01:10:00,632
I want to look really nice for him.

1315
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:04,470
I guess you two haven't
had much time together

1316
01:10:04,537 --> 01:10:08,807
since the sex change.

1317
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,476
That's cute.

1318
01:10:18,451 --> 01:10:20,419
Hey, Denise.
What's your rush?

1319
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,488
We're young. We're wild.

1320
01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:24,423
Let's be young and wild together.

1321
01:10:24,491 --> 01:10:25,758
I'd rather get the phone book

1322
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:27,760
and pick a name at random.

1323
01:10:29,195 --> 01:10:31,463
Hi. Is Terry home?

1324
01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:33,232
Yeah. Come on in.

1325
01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:35,067
Hey, Terry, you've got company!

1326
01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:37,569
Come on up, I'm almost ready!

1327
01:10:37,637 --> 01:10:39,838
Hey, we can go to your place.

1328
01:10:39,906 --> 01:10:41,140
It's cool.
I'm very flexible.

1329
01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:50,983
Oh, shit.

1330
01:10:51,051 --> 01:10:52,418
Terry?

1331
01:10:52,485 --> 01:10:53,752
Uh, don't come in.
I'm dressing.

1332
01:10:58,525 --> 01:10:59,792
Ter?

1333
01:10:59,859 --> 01:11:03,095
I'll be right out.

1334
01:11:19,179 --> 01:11:21,347
Hey, Sandy. What
a nice surprise.

1335
01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:22,681
These are for you.

1336
01:11:22,749 --> 01:11:23,849
They're kissing fish,

1337
01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:26,785
to say sorry about the cave.

1338
01:11:26,853 --> 01:11:28,754
Yeah. I'm
sorry too.

1339
01:11:31,658 --> 01:11:33,359
Hey, how'd you know where I lived?

1340
01:11:33,426 --> 01:11:35,761
I followed you.
Why don't you go to Pearl?

1341
01:11:35,829 --> 01:11:39,098
Oh, I hate that school,

1342
01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:41,033
bunch of snotty rich kids.

1343
01:11:41,101 --> 01:11:42,534
Anyway, thanks for the fish.

1344
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:44,003
I'll put them by my bed.

1345
01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:45,671
Oh, that's perfect.
Is that your room?

1346
01:11:45,739 --> 01:11:48,273
Oh, no, no. It's my brother's.

1347
01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:49,408
That's my room over there.

1348
01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:50,743
Well, let's see how they look.

1349
01:11:51,711 --> 01:11:52,711
Help me.

1350
01:12:00,253 --> 01:12:02,021
I think they'll look good over here.

1351
01:12:02,088 --> 01:12:05,357
Wow. Like,
this is where you sleep?

1352
01:12:05,425 --> 01:12:08,227
Do your homework?

1353
01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,563
Yeah, well, uh...
I like pictures of people.

1354
01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:13,465
Terry loves tits and ass.

1355
01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:16,502
These women just aren't tits and ass.

1356
01:12:16,569 --> 01:12:21,340
Kim reads Vonnegut, and Louann...

1357
01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:25,711
Louann despises toxic waste.

1358
01:12:25,779 --> 01:12:26,812
Don't let him fool you.

1359
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,548
Hardcore sex maniac.

1360
01:12:29,616 --> 01:12:32,151
Well, Terry treated me
with nothing but respect.

1361
01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:35,087
Very special.

1362
01:12:35,155 --> 01:12:36,622
Yeah.

1363
01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:37,823
He's one of a kind, my bro.

1364
01:12:39,626 --> 01:12:43,295
Hey, I wonder if that
could be your pal, Kevin.

1365
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:45,898
Yeah, Kevin.

1366
01:12:45,965 --> 01:12:47,199
Why don't you go downstairs

1367
01:12:47,267 --> 01:12:48,834
and tell Kevin I'm not quite ready,

1368
01:12:48,902 --> 01:12:51,470
and could he please
wait for me in the car?

1369
01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:53,372
I tried that once.

1370
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,207
He doesn't like waiting in cars.

1371
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,613
Thanks for stopping by,

1372
01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:03,682
but as you can see, I really am in a rush.

1373
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,117
First, there's something else

1374
01:13:05,185 --> 01:13:06,452
I have to give you.

1375
01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:08,921
Oh, nothing could top these fish.

1376
01:13:08,988 --> 01:13:09,988
Don't be so sure.

1377
01:13:11,124 --> 01:13:12,991
Oh, my God, the fish.

1378
01:13:13,059 --> 01:13:14,393
Did you feed them today?

1379
01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:16,729
Look at those hungry little eyes.

1380
01:13:16,796 --> 01:13:17,863
They're kissing.

1381
01:13:17,931 --> 01:13:19,031
They're turning cannibal.

1382
01:13:19,099 --> 01:13:22,368
Here, feed them this,

1383
01:13:22,435 --> 01:13:25,137
and I'll see what I have in the kitchen.

1384
01:13:28,808 --> 01:13:30,976
Do you guys like pizza?

1385
01:13:38,385 --> 01:13:39,385
Buddy...

1386
01:13:39,452 --> 01:13:40,552
Kevin!

1387
01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:43,055
Ah, here she is.

1388
01:13:43,123 --> 01:13:44,523
What are you doing here so early?

1389
01:13:44,591 --> 01:13:46,725
It's 7:30.
I'm right on time.

1390
01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:47,826
7:30...

1391
01:13:47,894 --> 01:13:49,795
I could've sworn
you said 8:30.

1392
01:13:49,863 --> 01:13:51,397
I'll tell you what,

1393
01:13:51,464 --> 01:13:54,233
I'll go get ready, and you can
come back for me in an hour.

1394
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:56,602
Terry, you know
damn well I said 7:30.

1395
01:13:56,670 --> 01:14:00,506
You said you'd be ready
and dressed to kill.

1396
01:14:00,573 --> 01:14:03,609
So why do you look like hell?

1397
01:14:08,148 --> 01:14:10,249
I don't know.

1398
01:14:10,316 --> 01:14:12,117
Buddy, can I see you for a minute?

1399
01:14:14,821 --> 01:14:15,888
"I don't know?"

1400
01:14:15,955 --> 01:14:17,456
You're so great under pressure.

1401
01:14:17,524 --> 01:14:18,991
Listen, there's a half-naked woman

1402
01:14:19,059 --> 01:14:20,259
feeding pizza to some fish,

1403
01:14:20,326 --> 01:14:21,460
she's all yours.

1404
01:14:21,528 --> 01:14:23,028
Sounds too kinky for me.

1405
01:14:23,096 --> 01:14:25,164
Budster, I need you.
She needs you.

1406
01:14:25,231 --> 01:14:27,099
You need her.

1407
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:28,367
She really half-naked?

1408
01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:29,368
Maybe more by now.

1409
01:14:29,436 --> 01:14:30,369
What if you're lying?

1410
01:14:30,437 --> 01:14:31,370
What if I'm not?

1411
01:14:31,438 --> 01:14:32,604
Good point.

1412
01:14:32,672 --> 01:14:34,973
If I'm not back in a week,
forward my mail.

1413
01:14:40,847 --> 01:14:42,281
Kevin, darling.

1414
01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:50,723
Hello.

1415
01:14:52,759 --> 01:14:54,059
Where's Terry?

1416
01:14:54,127 --> 01:14:56,028
Gone.

1417
01:14:56,096 --> 01:14:57,563
This isn't the first time

1418
01:14:57,630 --> 01:15:00,499
that androgynous sleaze bucket

1419
01:15:00,567 --> 01:15:03,135
has broken a beautiful girl's heart.

1420
01:15:03,203 --> 01:15:04,770
I'm so embarrassed.

1421
01:15:04,838 --> 01:15:06,071
Why?

1422
01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:08,607
The room's full of naked women.

1423
01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,609
Wait. Would you feel
more comfortable

1424
01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:12,778
if I took my shirt off?

1425
01:15:15,482 --> 01:15:17,616
What a nice girl.

1426
01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:21,253
Well, we can't go to Giovanni's

1427
01:15:21,321 --> 01:15:22,821
with you being dressed like that.

1428
01:15:22,889 --> 01:15:24,423
Sure we can.
We'll get it to go.

1429
01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:27,559
A long time ago,
I knew this girl named Terry.

1430
01:15:27,627 --> 01:15:32,631
She wore dresses and make-up.
E was hot...

1431
01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:35,034
And then, one day, she disappeared.

1432
01:15:35,101 --> 01:15:37,102
Do you know where did she went?

1433
01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:39,138
She's right here.

1434
01:15:39,205 --> 01:15:40,773
You know, I'm still the same person,

1435
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,275
and is that all you
care about, that I'm hot?

1436
01:15:43,343 --> 01:15:45,044
No, that's not all I care about.

1437
01:15:45,111 --> 01:15:48,747
Look, I'm under pressure.
My article's due Monday.

1438
01:15:48,815 --> 01:15:50,416
Terry, what is it with this article?

1439
01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:51,950
I mean, it's nice to have a hobby,

1440
01:15:52,018 --> 01:15:53,786
but let's get serious.

1441
01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:55,521
A hobby?

1442
01:15:55,588 --> 01:16:01,393
I didn't... I didn't mean...
Hobby, like, just a hobby.

1443
01:16:01,461 --> 01:16:05,964
I, uh... I meant hobby,
like, an important hobby.

1444
01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:23,015
Well, how do I look?

1445
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:24,183
Dashing.

1446
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,551
My zipper's open.

1447
01:16:25,618 --> 01:16:29,355
That was the dashing part.

1448
01:16:29,422 --> 01:16:31,123
Budmeister, are you okay?

1449
01:16:31,191 --> 01:16:32,124
No, Terry, I'm not.

1450
01:16:32,192 --> 01:16:35,427
Mom and Dad come home Monday.

1451
01:16:35,495 --> 01:16:38,030
I've had two weeks of total freedom.

1452
01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:39,531
The closest I've come to sex

1453
01:16:39,599 --> 01:16:43,435
was a girl who took her top off
to seduce my sister.

1454
01:16:43,503 --> 01:16:44,870
What's wrong with me?

1455
01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:48,173
Not a thing.

1456
01:16:48,241 --> 01:16:50,342
Listen, sex is not that big a deal.

1457
01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:52,845
I'd like to form my own opinion.

1458
01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:55,881
It'll happen.

1459
01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,916
I know this place that delivers.

1460
01:16:57,984 --> 01:17:02,488
Massage Delight or something.
Can I borrow $200?

1461
01:17:02,555 --> 01:17:04,690
Buddy, why don't you just call the guys

1462
01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:06,258
and go to the mall?

1463
01:17:06,326 --> 01:17:09,795
I'd rather wallow in my virginity.

1464
01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:17,469
Buddy, you know I can't answer it.

1465
01:17:17,537 --> 01:17:20,472
Please? This
is almost over.

1466
01:17:25,912 --> 01:17:28,347
Yeah.

1467
01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:32,718
Yeah, Terry's here.
I'll see if it can talk.

1468
01:17:32,786 --> 01:17:34,019
It's Mr. Wonderful.

1469
01:17:38,925 --> 01:17:41,460
Hi, Kevin.

1470
01:17:41,528 --> 01:17:45,064
No. I can't tonight.

1471
01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:48,834
Listen, we have to have a serious talk.

1472
01:17:48,902 --> 01:17:51,437
Yes. It's about us.

1473
01:17:52,772 --> 01:17:54,306
Listen, can we talk about this later?

1474
01:17:54,374 --> 01:17:56,909
I got to g...

1475
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,477
Bye, Kevin.

1476
01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:02,181
Mr. Wonderful
is Mr. History?

1477
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,221
All right!

1478
01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:54,226
I'm having such a good time.

1479
01:19:54,294 --> 01:19:55,894
No one here knows I used to be fat.

1480
01:19:59,265 --> 01:20:00,733
Tell me again

1481
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,135
how Rick and Deborah belong together.

1482
01:20:03,203 --> 01:20:05,871
Rick and Deborah belong together.

1483
01:20:05,939 --> 01:20:07,439
What a crock.

1484
01:20:12,345 --> 01:20:14,546
He's doing it again.
He keeps giving me looks.

1485
01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:44,710
Thank you. You're very special.
We'll be right back.

1486
01:20:44,778 --> 01:20:47,312
He wants to talk to me.
Do you mind if I go?

1487
01:20:47,380 --> 01:20:48,714
No. Really.
Go ahead.

1488
01:20:48,782 --> 01:20:50,716
You're a great date.

1489
01:20:55,088 --> 01:20:57,389
Hey, Sandy.

1490
01:20:57,457 --> 01:20:58,857
About the other night...

1491
01:20:58,925 --> 01:21:02,094
I feel like a visitor
from the Planet of the Sluts.

1492
01:21:02,162 --> 01:21:06,031
Hey, that's okay.

1493
01:21:06,099 --> 01:21:08,200
We all make mistakes.

1494
01:21:11,271 --> 01:21:13,972
Hi, Deb.

1495
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,175
Greg...

1496
01:21:24,351 --> 01:21:25,951
Can I help you?

1497
01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:28,954
Yeah, parsley for eight, please.

1498
01:21:29,022 --> 01:21:31,757
Ooh, they're so cute!

1499
01:21:31,825 --> 01:21:34,193
Yeah.

1500
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:35,928
You know, I don't think they're hungry.

1501
01:21:35,995 --> 01:21:37,096
Hi.

1502
01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:40,099
They really do prefer mealworms or flies.

1503
01:21:46,606 --> 01:21:49,274
How could she do that to you?

1504
01:21:49,342 --> 01:21:51,643
We don't have a real commitment.

1505
01:21:51,711 --> 01:21:53,479
She can date whoever she wants.

1506
01:21:53,546 --> 01:21:56,849
In the middle of the prom?

1507
01:21:58,318 --> 01:22:00,419
Oh, there you are.

1508
01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,957
He's so excited.
It's his first prom.

1509
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,268
Terry!

1510
01:22:16,336 --> 01:22:17,903
All right, where is she?

1511
01:22:17,971 --> 01:22:19,438
It's that darn cult again.

1512
01:22:19,506 --> 01:22:22,474
They have her totally brainwashed.

1513
01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:23,909
Want to split her records?

1514
01:22:23,977 --> 01:22:25,511
Look, you can tell me now,

1515
01:22:25,578 --> 01:22:27,379
or you can tell me in the hospital.

1516
01:22:27,447 --> 01:22:29,515
I'm suddenly remembering.

1517
01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:30,949
If I tell you where she is,

1518
01:22:31,017 --> 01:22:33,352
you got to take me with you.

1519
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:35,821
I don't want to miss this.

1520
01:22:35,889 --> 01:22:36,922
Let's go.

1521
01:22:36,990 --> 01:22:38,157
Wait.

1522
01:22:38,224 --> 01:22:39,525
It's kind of formal.

1523
01:22:39,592 --> 01:22:41,193
I got to change.

1524
01:22:48,401 --> 01:22:50,803
Thank you. Thank you.

1525
01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:53,272
Well, as chairwoman of the prom committee,

1526
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:57,676
it's now my pleasure to announce
your prom king and queen.

1527
01:22:57,744 --> 01:23:00,012
The envelopes, please.

1528
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:02,047
Thank you.

1529
01:23:02,115 --> 01:23:03,282
Ladies and gentlemen...

1530
01:23:03,350 --> 01:23:04,650
this year's prom queen is...

1531
01:23:06,853 --> 01:23:08,587
Uh... Deborah Strowbridge.

1532
01:23:08,655 --> 01:23:10,756
Aw, fix!

1533
01:23:10,824 --> 01:23:11,757
Fix!

1534
01:23:14,094 --> 01:23:17,229
Hey, I swear to God I'm not lying.

1535
01:23:17,297 --> 01:23:18,630
Okay, all right,

1536
01:23:18,698 --> 01:23:22,835
and, uh, this year's prom king is...

1537
01:23:24,637 --> 01:23:26,538
It's Greg Tolan.

1538
01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:28,007
Yeah!

1539
01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:31,110
All right, Greg!
Way to go, Greg!

1540
01:23:31,177 --> 01:23:34,813
Congratulations, Greg.

1541
01:23:34,881 --> 01:23:37,116
Thank you, Deborah.

1542
01:23:39,786 --> 01:23:43,188
You know, now that I take a good look,

1543
01:23:43,256 --> 01:23:44,690
they really do make a nice couple.

1544
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,425
Normally, we'd have the traditional

1545
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:47,893
king and queen's dance,

1546
01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:50,596
however, as chairwoman
of the prom committee,

1547
01:23:50,663 --> 01:23:52,631
I've decided that
that's a stupid tradition.

1548
01:23:52,699 --> 01:23:55,668
So everybody dance!

1549
01:24:09,683 --> 01:24:11,784
Come on, Rick!

1550
01:24:36,876 --> 01:24:38,911
May I cut in?

1551
01:24:42,515 --> 01:24:43,949
Tolan, you're a creep!

1552
01:24:44,017 --> 01:24:45,651
You son of a bitch!

1553
01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:52,491
I'm going to scratch your eyes out!

1554
01:25:05,739 --> 01:25:07,006
Help!

1555
01:25:10,377 --> 01:25:13,112
You dumb ox!
You're in trouble!

1556
01:25:13,179 --> 01:25:15,180
Stop it!

1557
01:25:15,248 --> 01:25:17,516
Put me down!
Put me down!

1558
01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:24,790
Yah! Wo-aah!

1559
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:38,070
Shit, where'd these guys learn to fight?

1560
01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:50,282
Okay, tough guy.

1561
01:25:50,350 --> 01:25:52,084
You want a piece of me now, huh?

1562
01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:54,720
My back's not turned the other way.

1563
01:25:54,788 --> 01:25:57,189
Nice tux.
You'll look good buried in it.

1564
01:26:17,644 --> 01:26:19,044
No pain, no gain.

1565
01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:34,793
Hey, Ter.

1566
01:26:34,861 --> 01:26:35,828
Buddy?

1567
01:26:35,895 --> 01:26:37,196
I missed you.

1568
01:26:37,263 --> 01:26:38,897
Terry, are you all right?

1569
01:26:38,965 --> 01:26:40,199
Kevin?

1570
01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:41,800
Hey, Sandy!

1571
01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:43,035
What are you doing here...

1572
01:26:43,103 --> 01:26:44,336
In a tuxedo?

1573
01:26:44,404 --> 01:26:48,207
Please go home.
I'll call you tonight.

1574
01:26:48,274 --> 01:26:49,274
Who is this guy?

1575
01:26:49,342 --> 01:26:50,642
Terry's boyfriend.

1576
01:26:50,710 --> 01:26:52,011
Who are you?

1577
01:26:52,078 --> 01:26:53,278
Just a friend.

1578
01:26:53,346 --> 01:26:54,747
Terry, we can work this out.

1579
01:26:54,814 --> 01:26:55,814
I know you still love me.

1580
01:26:55,882 --> 01:26:56,849
No, I don't.

1581
01:26:56,916 --> 01:26:58,584
I love someone else.

1582
01:26:58,651 --> 01:27:00,252
Whoa, uh, thanks, but no, thanks...

1583
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:01,787
Look, Terry, we belong together.

1584
01:27:01,855 --> 01:27:02,821
You're my g...

1585
01:27:02,889 --> 01:27:04,123
Hold that thought.

1586
01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:05,758
Can I talk to you for one brief moment?

1587
01:27:05,825 --> 01:27:07,126
I'll be right back.

1588
01:27:08,928 --> 01:27:10,062
What's going on?

1589
01:27:10,130 --> 01:27:12,398
Wait. It gets better.

1590
01:27:18,471 --> 01:27:20,272
Yeah. Big night, huh?

1591
01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:23,142
I bet you're a little confused.

1592
01:27:23,209 --> 01:27:26,679
I think I understand.

1593
01:27:26,746 --> 01:27:28,380
I know I should've told you sooner,

1594
01:27:28,448 --> 01:27:31,717
but, uh... I didn't.

1595
01:27:31,785 --> 01:27:32,718
Um... I'm a g...

1596
01:27:32,786 --> 01:27:33,752
Terry...

1597
01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:35,487
I know.

1598
01:27:35,555 --> 01:27:36,522
You're gay.

1599
01:27:36,589 --> 01:27:39,191
I'm not gay.

1600
01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:44,763
Wait a minute.
Now I'm confused.

1601
01:27:47,434 --> 01:27:48,367
I'm a girl.

1602
01:27:48,435 --> 01:27:51,070
I'm a woman.

1603
01:27:51,137 --> 01:27:52,604
Right,

1604
01:27:52,672 --> 01:27:53,572
and I'm Cyndi Lauper.

1605
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,873
Could we please

1606
01:27:54,941 --> 01:27:56,642
go back to the prom now?

1607
01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:58,310
I'm a female, I swear.

1608
01:27:59,979 --> 01:28:01,580
Rick...

1609
01:28:08,455 --> 01:28:10,589
Wait a minute,
are those what I think they are?

1610
01:28:10,657 --> 01:28:12,991
I'm sorry.

1611
01:28:13,059 --> 01:28:15,427
Where do you get off having tits?

1612
01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:21,166
There was this contest,
and I needed to prove it,

1613
01:28:21,234 --> 01:28:23,135
but then I stayed, and I met you,

1614
01:28:23,203 --> 01:28:25,170
and you're so wonderful that...

1615
01:28:25,238 --> 01:28:27,072
Shit...
I can't believe this.

1616
01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:28,173
Rick, I know you're mad,

1617
01:28:28,241 --> 01:28:30,642
but I think you're terrific,

1618
01:28:30,710 --> 01:28:32,311
and your friendship means so much to me

1619
01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:33,579
that I just...

1620
01:28:33,646 --> 01:28:36,181
Then this whole thing was bullshit.

1621
01:28:36,249 --> 01:28:38,617
Major bullshit.

1622
01:28:38,685 --> 01:28:39,885
Rick, wait!

1623
01:28:39,953 --> 01:28:42,054
You've got to understand
how much you mean to me.

1624
01:28:42,122 --> 01:28:43,188
You've got to believe me.

1625
01:28:43,256 --> 01:28:45,791
Right, Terrence,

1626
01:28:45,859 --> 01:28:47,726
because you've been so honest up till now.

1627
01:28:58,872 --> 01:29:00,039
So how's the fish?

1628
01:29:00,106 --> 01:29:02,041
They're great. I put a frogman
in the bowl,

1629
01:29:02,108 --> 01:29:03,142
and you know what?

1630
01:29:03,209 --> 01:29:05,077
They really do love pizza.

1631
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,582
Rick, can't you just forgive me?

1632
01:29:10,650 --> 01:29:11,917
No, I can't.

1633
01:29:11,985 --> 01:29:13,218
Rick...

1634
01:29:22,729 --> 01:29:25,364
It's okay, everybody.
It's all right.

1635
01:29:27,033 --> 01:29:28,000
He has tits.

1636
01:29:28,068 --> 01:29:29,435
What?

1637
01:29:29,502 --> 01:29:31,236
Come on, Deb.
Let's go.

1638
01:29:33,506 --> 01:29:35,040
No, I don't believe it.

1639
01:29:36,876 --> 01:29:38,277
Tits?

1640
01:29:44,918 --> 01:29:48,520
Whoa! 9:15 already.

1641
01:29:48,588 --> 01:29:53,258
Well... Gotta go.

1642
01:29:53,326 --> 01:29:54,560
Had a lovely time.

1643
01:29:54,627 --> 01:29:57,129
Have a nice prom.

1644
01:30:01,835 --> 01:30:03,235
Hi.

1645
01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:04,737
You're probably here with a date.

1646
01:30:04,804 --> 01:30:06,705
Yeah.

1647
01:30:13,947 --> 01:30:15,881
Night, son.

1648
01:30:51,217 --> 01:30:53,385
Buddy, why'd you bring Kevin?

1649
01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:55,854
Good evening.

1650
01:30:55,922 --> 01:30:57,256
Whoops.

1651
01:30:57,323 --> 01:30:59,024
Hey, no problem.

1652
01:30:59,092 --> 01:31:01,560
Just a couple of nice,
clean, all-American kids

1653
01:31:01,628 --> 01:31:03,162
experimenting with sex.

1654
01:31:03,229 --> 01:31:04,663
You remember Sandy, the fish girl?

1655
01:31:04,731 --> 01:31:05,698
Hi.

1656
01:31:05,765 --> 01:31:07,166
Hello.

1657
01:31:09,469 --> 01:31:11,303
You know,

1658
01:31:11,371 --> 01:31:13,272
my voyage of self-discovery...

1659
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:17,609
Has ended in despair.

1660
01:31:17,677 --> 01:31:19,611
Hey, that's so interesting.

1661
01:31:19,679 --> 01:31:20,979
Really.

1662
01:31:21,047 --> 01:31:22,681
Could you shut the light off, please?

1663
01:32:14,534 --> 01:32:16,735
I'm seeing Julian again this weekend.

1664
01:32:16,803 --> 01:32:19,138
He is so cool.

1665
01:32:19,205 --> 01:32:21,774
I can't believe I finally lucked out.

1666
01:32:21,841 --> 01:32:24,610
Denise, he is the lucky one.

1667
01:32:24,678 --> 01:32:26,278
Hey, Terry,

1668
01:32:26,346 --> 01:32:27,913
is it true you broke up

1669
01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:29,815
with that college guy?

1670
01:32:29,883 --> 01:32:31,250
It's true.

1671
01:32:31,317 --> 01:32:33,452
You want to go out Saturday night?

1672
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,988
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm really not ready.

1673
01:32:36,056 --> 01:32:37,089
Well, what about Sunday?

1674
01:32:37,157 --> 01:32:38,891
You think that's enough time?

1675
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,528
No. Thanks.

1676
01:32:42,595 --> 01:32:45,364
Terry, you have to snap out of this.

1677
01:32:45,432 --> 01:32:47,032
I will.

1678
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:49,301
It just may take me a couple of years.

1679
01:32:50,537 --> 01:32:52,137
Terry?

1680
01:32:52,205 --> 01:32:54,373
I really liked your article.

1681
01:32:54,441 --> 01:32:55,441
Especially the part

1682
01:32:55,508 --> 01:32:56,809
about how you can be cool

1683
01:32:56,876 --> 01:32:59,478
even though if you don't
dress cool and stuff.

1684
01:32:59,546 --> 01:33:02,081
I feel the same way.

1685
01:33:02,148 --> 01:33:04,850
You want to go out sometime?

1686
01:33:04,918 --> 01:33:10,155
Oh... I'm really
not ready yet,

1687
01:33:10,223 --> 01:33:12,424
but thanks anyway.

1688
01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:19,331
Shelley, wait up.

1689
01:33:22,235 --> 01:33:23,702
Terry!

1690
01:33:23,770 --> 01:33:26,205
Can you come in here, please?

1691
01:33:26,272 --> 01:33:28,207
Mr. Raymaker...

1692
01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:30,476
Come on into my office.

1693
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,989
I read your article in the Sun-Tribune.

1694
01:33:44,057 --> 01:33:45,691
Congratulations on winning.

1695
01:33:45,759 --> 01:33:46,725
Thanks.

1696
01:33:46,793 --> 01:33:48,927
It was real good,

1697
01:33:51,564 --> 01:33:53,465
and I'm sorry I misjudged you.

1698
01:33:53,533 --> 01:33:55,200
You don't have to apologize.

1699
01:33:55,268 --> 01:33:58,537
I wouldn't have this job
if it weren't for you.

1700
01:33:58,605 --> 01:34:00,906
I mean, you forced me to fight
for what I wanted,

1701
01:34:00,974 --> 01:34:02,174
and I will never forget you

1702
01:34:02,242 --> 01:34:04,643
for that.

1703
01:34:04,711 --> 01:34:06,979
Thank you.
I learned a lot too.

1704
01:34:12,419 --> 01:34:14,486
What about that kid
you wrote the article about...

1705
01:34:15,622 --> 01:34:16,822
Rick?

1706
01:34:16,890 --> 01:34:18,524
He hates me.

1707
01:34:18,591 --> 01:34:21,393
Well, that's too bad.

1708
01:34:21,461 --> 01:34:22,861
You really like him, don't you?

1709
01:34:22,929 --> 01:34:25,764
Why do you say that?

1710
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:28,901
I read your article.

1711
01:34:44,184 --> 01:34:45,551
Don't worry.
I'm a stunt driver.

1712
01:34:45,618 --> 01:34:47,486
I do this for a living.

1713
01:34:51,091 --> 01:34:53,092
Swift parking job, Bud,

1714
01:34:53,159 --> 01:34:54,593
and you're late.

1715
01:34:54,661 --> 01:34:56,495
Yeah, I ran out of gas,

1716
01:34:56,563 --> 01:34:58,697
but don't worry,
I put a buck's worth in...

1717
01:34:58,765 --> 01:34:59,631
on me.

1718
01:35:02,736 --> 01:35:04,136
Terry, it's summer.
Smile.

1719
01:35:04,204 --> 01:35:07,306
My face hurts when I smile.

1720
01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:10,075
Listen to me, oh, sister of my loins,

1721
01:35:10,143 --> 01:35:11,777
I've got a driver's license

1722
01:35:11,845 --> 01:35:13,245
and a sex life.

1723
01:35:13,313 --> 01:35:14,680
You've got the job of your dreams

1724
01:35:14,748 --> 01:35:15,781
and a chauffeur.

1725
01:35:15,849 --> 01:35:17,249
Life is sweet.

1726
01:35:17,317 --> 01:35:18,484
Let's get an ice cream.

1727
01:35:20,653 --> 01:35:23,789
Uh, it's, uh, for you.

1728
01:35:28,361 --> 01:35:29,661
You look very good in a dress...

1729
01:35:31,164 --> 01:35:33,032
Very good.

1730
01:35:38,004 --> 01:35:39,171
I thought you hated me.

1731
01:35:41,107 --> 01:35:42,641
I missed you.

1732
01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:46,445
I read your article.

1733
01:35:46,513 --> 01:35:48,781
Do you, uh...

1734
01:35:48,848 --> 01:35:50,249
still feel the same way about me?

1735
01:35:54,187 --> 01:35:55,154
Yeah, I guess I do.

1736
01:35:59,225 --> 01:36:01,393
Well, hey, why don't we go out
and have some fun?

1737
01:36:01,461 --> 01:36:03,328
You know, like, maybe we could go dancing

1738
01:36:03,396 --> 01:36:04,596
Friday night.

1739
01:36:04,664 --> 01:36:06,965
Wait a minute.

1740
01:36:07,033 --> 01:36:08,133
I'm the guy here.

1741
01:36:08,201 --> 01:36:11,170
Let me just try this, okay?

1742
01:36:11,237 --> 01:36:14,873
Why don't we go out dancing Friday night?

1743
01:36:14,941 --> 01:36:18,444
What an original idea.

1744
01:36:18,511 --> 01:36:20,446
Hey, you want to go for a ride?

1745
01:36:20,513 --> 01:36:21,447
Yeah.

1746
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:22,614
Come on.

1747
01:36:22,682 --> 01:36:24,883
As long as I get to drive.

1748
01:36:33,326 --> 01:36:34,560
Come on, Buddy!