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Captioning made possible by
warner bros.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Helga: when your father
was a boy like you

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and living with me
here in norway,

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i told him
about witches, too,

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so that he would
always be aware.

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Now, the most
important thing

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you should know about
real witches is this--

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now listen
very carefully.

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Real witches dress
in ordinary clothes

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and look very much
like ordinary women.

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They live
in ordinary houses,

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and they work
in ordinary jobs.

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Every country
in the world has witches.

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And there is a leader,

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a high witch,

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of each country.

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And the ruler
of all the witches

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is the most evil woman
in creation--

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the grand high witch...

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herself.

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Witches spend
their time

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plotting
to kill children,

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stalking
the wretched child

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like a hunter stalks
a bird in the forest.

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Did they hunt you?

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You said
it was an accident.

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A very unpleasant
accident.

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You know,
when i was younger,

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i traveled the world in search
for the grand high witch,

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but i never found her.

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I don't really believe

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that anyone
has ever found her.

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So if no one's seen
the grand high witch,

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how are you sure
she exists?

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Nobody's ever seen
the devil,

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but we know he exists,
don't we?

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Yeah.

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For all you know,

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a witch might be living
next door to you.

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When i was little,

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i lived beside a girl
called erica,

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who was taken
by a witch.

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Erica had very
strict parents.

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But even that
didn't save poor erica,

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because when a witch
chooses a victim,

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there is only
one hope of escape--

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knowing everything
about them

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that i am telling you.

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I'm warning you.

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Erica, come in.

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What makes her
dangerous

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is the fact that she
doesn't look dangerous.

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You can never be sure

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if it's a witch
you are looking at

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or a kind lady.

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[Ribbet]

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ah, erica.

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How do you like
my new painting?

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It'smagnifique,
papa.

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Go to larsen's

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and buy...

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a liter of milk.
Hmm?

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Ja, papa.

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Come straight home.

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Ja, da.

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Real witches
hate children.

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Real witches
are quite bald,

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although, of course,
they wear wigs...

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that itch...

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and cause them
scalp rash.

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Do you know
what scalp rash is?

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No.

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Itching under the wig.

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It must drive them crazy.

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They look quite hideous

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behind their human
face masks

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and can only be distinguished
from ordinary women

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if you are sharp enough

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to spot the purple tinge
to their eyes.

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Real witches
have no toes.

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Their feet
have square ends,

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revolting stumps where
their toes should be,

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so they never wear
pointed or pretty shoes,

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just plain,
sensible shoes.

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Remember these things.

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Perhaps if erica
had known them...

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[meow]

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[meow]

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ha ha!

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Helga: oh, my poor erica.

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For weeks
they searched,

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but witches
don't murder children

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with knives or guns.

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That's for people
who get caught,

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and witches
never get caught.

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They searched
for miles around.

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Everyone in the town
searched,

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but she had completely
disappeared.

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I was there in erica's house
six weeks later.

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Good day,
frau larsen.

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Come in, helga.
Have some cake.

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Helga: i was her best friend
when it all happened.

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Then that day,

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while erica's mother
was pouring the coffee,

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her father came
walking towards us.

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It was as though
he had seen a ghost.

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His face
was all twisted up

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as he walked towards
the painting behind me.

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There, as if it
always had been there,

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was erica,

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locked
in the painting,

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gazing at us.

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Papa.

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Papa.

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I don't believe it.

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You saw her in the
painting, grandma?

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Many times.

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But the peculiar thing

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was that little erica kept on
changing her position

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in the picture.

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So one day she'd be
feeding the ducks,

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the next day she'd be
inside the farmh use,

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looking out of a window.

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Did you see her
moving in the picture?

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Nobody did.

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She was always
just a figure

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motionless
in the painting.

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As the years went by,

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erica grew older,
too.

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And only
five or six years ago,

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the old woman
that erica had become,

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bent and frail
in the painting,

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began to disappear.

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Until one morning,

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she was gone.

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You mean she died?

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Who knows?

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Mysterious things go on
in the world of witches.

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Hey,
it's almost 9:00.

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Grandma's
been telling me

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about witches,
mom.

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And frightening you
before you go to sleep.

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Good night,
darling.

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Everything all right,
mother?

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Helga:
very all right.

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Go off. Enjoy
yourselves.

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Goodbye,
mom.

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Here you go.

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Good night, son.

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Good night, dad.

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No more stories, ok?

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Oh, no.

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Come on, grandma.
Just one more story.

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All right, then.
One more.

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But very short.

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Witches...

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are very cruel.

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And they have a highly-developed
sense of smell.

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A real witch could smell you
across the street

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on a pitch-black night.

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She couldn't smell me.
I just had a shower.

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Oh, yes, she could.

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The cleaner you are,

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the more a witch
can smell you.

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That doesn't make sense.

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Oh, yes, it does.

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A dirty child,
it's the dirt she smells.

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A clean child,
it is the child.

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Wow.

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I'll never have
a shower again,

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and i'll have you
for an excuse.

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Well, just not too often.

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Only once a month
is probably safe.

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So a witch could
smell me right now?

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To me, you smell of
raspberries and cream,

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but to a witch,

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you would smell
absolutely disgusting.

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What kind
of disgusting?

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Like dogs' droppings.

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I don't believe it.

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You don't believe it?

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What's more,

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to a witch, you'd smell
of fresh dogs' droppings.

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That's not true.
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It's a fact of life.

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So if you see a woman
in the street

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holding her nose
as she passes you,

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she could easily
be a witch.

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And now it is
definitely bedtime.

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Good night, grandma.

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Mmm...

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mmm!

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[Blowing a kiss]

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mom?

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Dad?

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Frau evershim, could i
come in for a minute?

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I'm afraid
i have some bad news.

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Ja, come in.

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Wait here.

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[Sobbing]

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come on.

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Come here to me.

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Come on.

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Let's cuddle up
here.

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Sit on my lap,
all right?

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There.

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[Changing stations]

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shall we bring them
to england?

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Yeah.

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Ja, we'll do that.

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I think
they're very good.

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I really do.

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Quite a talent there

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which i didn't know
anything about.

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Thanks.

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Helga:
after the accident,

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i didn't take luke
back to america right away.

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We went to england
where i had a house.

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He started at the school

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his mother and father
had chosen for him...

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bald?

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That's why
they wear wigs.

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...before they came to me
on their vacation.

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They itch
and scratch a lot.

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I saw a woman yesterday
with purple eyes.

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[Bell rings]

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[sniffing]

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mmm.

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Unh.

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Unh.

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Hello, young man.

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What a magnificent
tree house.

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Did you build it
yourself?

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My dad and i did.

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I've got something
for you here...

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something i think
you'll like.

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Jump down.

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No!

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What?

241
00:14:53,676 --> 00:14:56,178
No, thank you
very much.

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It's worth
a lot of money.

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This is
private property.

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There's nothing
to be frightened of.

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I just wanted
to give you this.

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[Gasp]

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i found him
on my walk.

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He's quite harmless.

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See?

250
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Little boys
love snakes.

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Here, he's yours.

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Grandma!

253
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I'll leave him here
if you like.

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You can come down
on your own

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and get him. Hmm?

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They wriggle away
quite quickly,

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unless you tell them
not to.

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00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,721
Grandma!

259
00:15:40,222 --> 00:15:43,225
Perhaps you'd like
some chocolate instead?

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Grandma!

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She can't hear you.

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What's your name?

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Is it...

264
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luke?

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[Gasp]

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thought so.

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Here you are,
luke.

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A big bar
of chocolate.

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If you c--

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helga: luke.

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Luke, it's dinnertime.

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Luke!

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Luke, dinnertime.

274
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,819
[Ssss]

275
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,822
grandma,
did you see her?

276
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823
Yes.

277
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,825
I think she was a witch.

278
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,326
Gloves, purple eyes.

279
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,328
She wanted me
to climb down.

280
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,831
She hypnotized a snake
she wanted to give me.

281
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,332
A real one?

282
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,834
A real snake, yes!

283
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,339
I swear.

284
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,343
Yes, luke.
I believe you.

285
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,347
Ha ha ha ha!

286
00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,518
[Thunder]

287
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,025
close your eyes.
No cheating.

288
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,527
To your chair.
There we are.

289
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,529
?? Happy birthda
y to you?

290
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,032
?? Happy birthday
to you?

291
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,035
?? Happy birthday,
dear luke?

292
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,537
?? Happy birthday
to you?

293
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,538
There.

294
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,540
Oh, grandma!
They're great!

295
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,542
I'll build them
a whole circus,

296
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,044
teach them tricks

297
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,545
and acrobatics
and stuff.

298
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,548
It must be so neat
being a mouse.

299
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,050
Just play all day

300
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,552
and eat, and then
play some more.

301
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,055
I'm going to rig up
a whole room

302
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,556
with ramps and--

303
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,058
oh!

304
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,059
Grandma!

305
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,061
Grandma!

306
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,564
Grandma!

307
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,567
Your granny has a very
mild case of diabetes.

308
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,069
It's nothing
to worry about.

309
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,070
Rest now.

310
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,572
In a couple days,
you'll be right as rain.

311
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,074
You'll be better.

312
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,075
Good.

313
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,577
I'm putting you
on a sugar-free diet.

314
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,580
No cakes, candies,
or sugar at all.

315
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,083
Those cigars won't
do you any good.

316
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,084
See?

317
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,086
There are more pills
to take.

318
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,089
With that and a good
holiday by the seaside,

319
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,590
you'll be good as new.

320
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,593
Come on, young man,
leave your granny to rest.

321
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,097
Perhaps you'll bring her
breakfast in bed in the morning.

322
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,100
By tomorrow afternoon,
you can boss her around

323
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,101
like before.

324
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,602
Bye-bye,
mrs. Evershim.

325
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,603
Bye-bye.

326
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,605
See you
in a few days.

327
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,607
Can you find
your way?

328
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,608
Yes.

329
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,610
How come doctors
speak to everybody

330
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,112
like they're babies?

331
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,113
I know.

332
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,616
I'm sorry for spoiling
your birthday for you

333
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,618
and for giving you
a fright.

334
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,120
Is it all right

335
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,622
if i play with
william and mary now?

336
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,124
Yes, of course.

337
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,532
[Squeak squeak]

338
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,709
listen, mary mouse,

339
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,612
when grandma gets better,
we're going with her

340
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,597
to a hotel by the ocean.

341
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:11,600
You've never been
to the ocean. It's big.

342
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,069
Ha ha ha ha!

343
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:24,279
Wow! Look at
the hotel, grandma.

344
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,782
It's not half bad.

345
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,179
Welcome, madam.

346
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,680
Thank you.
Nice day, yes?

347
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,681
Lovely.

348
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,183
Can you manage,
luke?

349
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,184
Yeah.

350
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,185
Yes.

351
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,703
Luke...

352
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,706
come on.
There we go.

353
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,711
Oh, welcome,
miss ernst.

354
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,213
Nicola cole.

355
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,714
I've been so
looking forward

356
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,715
to meeting you.

357
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,217
You look
marvelous.

358
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,719
Wish i could say
the same for you.

359
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,221
Ah, miss ernst.

360
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,224
I am the owner
of the hotel.

361
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,725
We're very happy
to have you.

362
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,728
Delighted. Shall i sign
or something?

363
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,230
No. Everything
will be fine.

364
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,731
This is my secretary.

365
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,733
Oh, yes.
How are you?

366
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,734
Ah, ladies.

367
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,736
Ina clay
beckman.

368
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,737
Indeed.

369
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,738
Julia whitman.

370
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,740
Julia, yes.
Where are you from?

371
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,741
Dallinger.

372
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,742
Ah, yes.

373
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,744
Lois leffour
from southampton.

374
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,246
Lois.

375
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,747
Ooh!

376
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,759
In there, i think.

377
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,761
That's where
you must live.

378
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,765
Oh, um, the carpetbag
on the bed, please.

379
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,268
I'll have
a wash and brush-up

380
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,270
while you explore
the place, luke.

381
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,272
Then we shall
have tea together,

382
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,774
and you'll show me
around, yes?

383
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,775
Thank you.

384
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,277
On't
lock me out.

385
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,280
I promise i won't.

386
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,789
Hmph.

387
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,792
You look wonderful,
miss ernst.

388
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,295
We are looking forward
to this afternoon.

389
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,796
Hmm.

390
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,799
Allez.

391
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,835
What are you doing?

392
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338
Oh! The raisins
are all around

393
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,340
the edge of these cakes.

394
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,841
They're really good.

395
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,842
Thanks.

396
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,346
My name's luke.

397
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,349
Bruno jenkins.

398
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,352
The cucumber sandwiches
are all right, too--

399
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,355
except when they use
margarine instead of butter.

400
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,358
How much pocket money
do you get?

401
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,361
My dad's rich,
but he's very tight.

402
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,862
We've got three cars.

403
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,364
Hello, boys.

404
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,367
I hope there's butter
in the sandwiches today.

405
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,370
I really do
hate margarine.

406
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,373
Ah, you've got those
excellent cakes again.

407
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,874
There should be
14 of--

408
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,876
aah! Aah!

409
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,877
Mr. Stringer!

410
00:22:58,877 --> 00:22:59,878
Oh! Oh!

411
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,380
Shh, shh.
What happened?

412
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,383
I went in to
turn down the bed,

413
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,884
and they were there.

414
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,885
What?

415
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,387
White and disgusting
little--

416
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,888
now, look. Calm down.

417
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:12,391
[Sobs]

418
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,400
[knock on door]

419
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,405
is this your room?

420
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,406
Yes.

421
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,407
Yes?

422
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,409
I see.
I'm sorry, madam,

423
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,412
but i cannot permit
mice in my hotel.

424
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,913
How dare you
say that

425
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,416
when your rotten hotel
is full of rats anyway?

426
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,419
Rats? There are no
rats in this hotel.

427
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,423
I saw one this morning
run into the kitchens.

428
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:48,927
Madam, you only arrived in
the hotel this afternoon.

429
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,429
Ahh, morning, afternoon.

430
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,432
I saw a rat
in your hotel,

431
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,934
and if matters
do not improve,

432
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,436
i'll have to
report you

433
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,438
to the public
health authorities.

434
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,441
Look...

435
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,942
madam,
i'm not prepared--

436
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,444
the cakes
in the lounge

437
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,946
are nibbled
around the edges, too.

438
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,948
Helga:
if you're not careful,

439
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,951
the health people will
order the hotel closed

440
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,953
before everyone
gets typhoid fever.

441
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,455
You can't
be serious.

442
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,957
I have never
been more serious

443
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,459
in my life.

444
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,962
Now, will you or will you
not let my grandchild

445
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,965
keep his hygienic and
perfectly harmless pet mice?

446
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,971
Uh... well... 448 00:24:32,91 --> 00:24:35,974 well,
if they are kept in the cage,

447
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,975
only in this room,

448
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,977
nowhere else
in the hotel...

449
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,978
agreed.

450
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,980
Very well.

451
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,492
Grandma, i can't
train my mice

452
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,494
if they're
in a cage.

453
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,496
Nibbled cakes, indeed.

454
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,999
There were, only it was a boy
called bruno jenkins.

455
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,001
I'm teaching
william and mary

456
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,003
how to be
tightrope walkers.

457
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,004
Mm-hmm.

458
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,007
I brought some
of the circus i'm building.

459
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,509
Good. Show me.

460
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,012
Let's see.

461
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,015
Look. I'm planning
them a major house.

462
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,017
Rampways here.
A bathtub.

463
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,519
This elevator's
pretty neat.

464
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,522
You really did this
yourself? It's good.

465
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,524
It's really good.
I'm impressed.

466
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,026
Of course you must
train your mice,

467
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,029
but you mustn't get
caught or do it in here.

468
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,032
If that hysterical maid
comes back...

469
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,535
well, now
it's teatime.

470
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:40,038
I just love
english hotel teas.

471
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,040
Cream cakes
and shortbread

472
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,041
and, uh--

473
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,042
no, grandma.

474
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,044
No cream
cakes.

475
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,546
No shortbread,
either.

476
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,047
It's full of sugar.

477
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,533
I shall end up eating
your mice's diet.

478
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,885
That's the trouble
with this country.

479
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,387
A queue for everything.

480
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,889
They wouldn't think to
have two tea trolleys.

481
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,392
That'd be too convenient
for the paying guests.

482
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,394
They'll want
two lumps of ice

483
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,895
in their whiskey
next.

484
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,898
They'd queue for their own
funerals if they could.

485
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,401
I know that woman
from somewhere,

486
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,405
but i can't for the life
of me remember where.

487
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,409
Her face
is so familiar.

488
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,412
Which one?

489
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,913
My memory's going,

490
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,916
but it's as if
i met her before.

491
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,419
She's probably
on tv or something.

492
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,422
Mmm. Cucumber
sandwiches.

493
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,423
Mmm--

494
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,926
fish paste.

495
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,428
Luke:
you got the wrong one.

496
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,931
Oh, no. Sugar.

497
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,434
Grandma,
sugar can kill you.

498
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,437
I know, but
it was very little,

499
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,938
very little,
my dear.

500
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,940
Something very odd
is going on.

501
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,943
Are you listening?
You'll have some fresh air

502
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,946
if i have to take you
out by your ear.

503
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,449
You're not here to eat
and watch telly.

504
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,951
Other boys are out
playing in the water.

505
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,453
Pick up your knife. 508 00:27:01,
53 --> 00:27:03,955 just like your father.

506
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,963
Good afternoon,
madam.

507
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:15,467
Go on.

508
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,969
You're sure you're
all right now?

509
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,471
Yes, yes.
Fine, fine.

510
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,974
And what are you
going to do now?

511
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,477
Take william and mary
and explore this place.

512
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,480
All right. Just don't get
into trouble, will you?

513
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,481
I won't.

514
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,982
Come on.

515
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,489
Excuse me, please.

516
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,494
All right,
that's fine.

517
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,997
Carry on with
the rest of them.

518
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500
No, in the kitchen.
In the kitchen.

519
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,053
Wait there.

520
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,560
Ohh...

521
00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:57,986
[squeak squeak
squeak squeak]

522
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,988
great.
Now do it again.

523
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,990
[Squeak squeak squeak]

524
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,491
come on, come on.

525
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:06,494
I'm sure your delegates
will be comfortable in here.

526
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,997
If we can do
anything,

527
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:09,998
obviously, please
don't hesitate to--

528
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:11,499
nicola,
down in front!

529
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,001
To let me know.

530
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,504
Now, drinks will be served
on the terrace after--

531
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:17,505
fine, fine.

532
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,007
You've concluded
your meeting.

533
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,508
Um, skies are clearing--

534
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,010
come on, ladies.
Sit.

535
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,011
Sit down.

536
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,014
And we've prepared
a fine meal for you tonight.

537
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,515
The chef's special soup...

538
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,025
hey, look at her eyes.

539
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,028
Then lamb and
fresh raspberries.

540
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,030
I'll leave you to it.

541
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,032
Fine. Thank you.

542
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,034
Everybody sitting?

543
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,535
Up front, sit down!

544
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,538
Not... yet!

545
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,540
We got to get
out of here.

546
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,541
Come along, ladies.

547
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,044
When you're ready,
we can start.

548
00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:00,048
Thank you very much
for letting me stay.

549
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,049
That's all right,
elsie.

550
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:02,550
I'll lock up.

551
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,052
Oh. Right. Ok.

552
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,553
Ernst: then we'll begin.

553
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,086
You may remove
your shoes.

554
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,093
You may remove
your wigs.

555
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,097
The doors. Are they
locked and bolted?

556
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:52,100
Locked and bolted,
your grandness.

557
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,101
Good.

558
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,602
Help me.

559
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,104
No, no!

560
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,126
Wow.

561
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,628
Witches of england...

562
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:25,133
you're a disgrace!

563
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:29,137
Miserable witches.

564
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:33,641
You're good-for-nothing
worms!

565
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:35,643
Everywhere i look...

566
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,149
i see
the repulsive sight

567
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,151
of hundreds...

568
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,154
thousands...

569
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:49,157
of revolting
little children.

570
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,161
I ask you...

571
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,163
why?

572
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,669
One child a week
is no good to me.

573
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,171
We will do better.

574
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,173
We will do
much better.

575
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:09,677
Huh. Better
is no good either!

576
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:11,679
I demand

577
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,682
maximum results.

578
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:16,684
So...

579
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:21,189
here are my orders.

580
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,692
My orders are

581
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:29,697
that every child
in england

582
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,700
shall be rubbed out.

583
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,702
Destroyed!

584
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,206
Every single child
eliminated!

585
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,207
Oh!

586
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,645
Do i make myself
clear?

587
00:32:43,811 --> 00:32:44,796
Yes.
Yes.

588
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,798
[Cough cough]

589
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,801
we can't possibly
wipe out all of them.

590
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,304
Who spoke?

591
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,309
Who dares
to argue with me?

592
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:02,814
It was you?

593
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,316
I didn't mean to argue,
your grandness.

594
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:07,819
You dare to argue
with me?

595
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,321
No. No, honestly.
It just was a--

596
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:13,825
a stupid witch
who answers back

597
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,828
must burn until
her bones are black!

598
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:17,829
No! No!

599
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,332
A foolish witch
without a brain...

600
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,837
must sizzle
into fiery flame!

601
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:29,841
A witch who dares
to say i'm wrong...

602
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:34,846
will not be with us
very long!

603
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:36,848
Aah!

604
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,851
What the devil?

605
00:33:56,484 --> 00:33:58,986
I hope nobody else

606
00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:01,989
is going to make me
cross today.

607
00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,991
No.
No.

608
00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:05,493
So...

609
00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,995
now, this
is my plan.

610
00:34:08,996 --> 00:34:10,498
Each of you

611
00:34:10,998 --> 00:34:13,501
will go back
to your homes

612
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:17,004
and resign
from your jobs.

613
00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:19,006
Give notice.

614
00:34:19,006 --> 00:34:20,007
Retire.

615
00:34:20,007 --> 00:34:21,008
Retire?

616
00:34:21,008 --> 00:34:22,510
You will then buy

617
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:25,513
with the money
i give you

618
00:34:25,513 --> 00:34:27,515
sweet shops.

619
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:29,016
Candy stores.

620
00:34:29,016 --> 00:34:30,017
The very best

621
00:34:30,518 --> 00:34:33,521
and most respectable
sweet shops in england.

622
00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:35,022
Ha ha ha ha!

623
00:34:35,523 --> 00:34:37,024
Ah!
Oh!

624
00:34:41,028 --> 00:34:44,031
Upstairs i have a trunkload
of this english money,

625
00:34:44,031 --> 00:34:46,534
so you'll be able
to offer

626
00:34:46,534 --> 00:34:50,037
three, maybe four times
what these shops are worth.

627
00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:51,539
Go, go.

628
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,543
On a certain day,

629
00:34:55,543 --> 00:34:58,546
when all our plans
are prepared,

630
00:34:58,546 --> 00:35:03,551
you'll announce
a great gala opening

631
00:35:03,551 --> 00:35:06,554
with free sweets,
candies, and chocolates

632
00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:08,556
for every child.

633
00:35:08,556 --> 00:35:09,557
Poisoned sweets.

634
00:35:09,557 --> 00:35:13,561
We'll wipe them out
like weasels.

635
00:35:13,561 --> 00:35:14,562
Who spoke?
639 00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:16,03 she did!

636
00:35:17,064 --> 00:35:19,066
It's brilliant.

637
00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:20,568
Poison?

638
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:24,071
And you don't mind
getting caught?

639
00:35:24,071 --> 00:35:26,574
Exposed?

640
00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:28,576
Vilified?

641
00:35:28,576 --> 00:35:30,578
Well,
i just thought--

642
00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:32,580
brainless bumpkin!

643
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,583
You blithering
bogvumper!

644
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:38,586
No wonder england
is swarming with--

645
00:35:39,086 --> 00:35:40,087
[gulp]

646
00:35:50,097 --> 00:35:54,101
everything you sell
that day

647
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:56,103
will have been treated

648
00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,606
with my very latest

649
00:35:58,606 --> 00:36:04,111
and very greatest
magic formula.

650
00:36:04,111 --> 00:36:08,115
?? Witches work only
with magic?

651
00:36:08,115 --> 00:36:09,116
[Squeak squeak]

652
00:36:09,116 --> 00:36:10,117
hey, wait. Come here.

653
00:36:10,618 --> 00:36:11,118
William. Mary.

654
00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:13,621
Formula 86.

655
00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:16,123
My greatest triumph.

656
00:36:17,124 --> 00:36:19,627
A work of...

657
00:36:19,627 --> 00:36:21,128
genius.

658
00:36:22,630 --> 00:36:25,633
Formula 86!

659
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,635
In this bottle,

660
00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:30,638
500 doses

661
00:36:30,638 --> 00:36:32,640
with a delay mechanism

662
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,643
that prevents it from
working until two hours

663
00:36:36,143 --> 00:36:37,645
after it has been taken.

664
00:36:38,145 --> 00:36:39,647
Ha ha ha ha.

665
00:36:40,648 --> 00:36:42,650
What does it do...

666
00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:44,151
genius one?

667
00:36:44,151 --> 00:36:45,653
Yes?
Yes?

668
00:36:45,653 --> 00:36:47,154
Yes?
What?

669
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:58,165
One dose, and the time
works to the second.

670
00:36:58,165 --> 00:37:00,668
But more
than five doses

671
00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:02,670
breaks
the delay barrier,

672
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:06,173
and the formula
works instantly.

673
00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:15,182
The child...

674
00:37:16,684 --> 00:37:19,186
starts to shrink.

675
00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:20,688
Shrink?
Shrink?

676
00:37:20,688 --> 00:37:23,190
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha.

677
00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:25,192
The child...

678
00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:27,695
starts to...

679
00:37:28,696 --> 00:37:30,197
grow fur.

680
00:37:30,698 --> 00:37:31,699
Fur?
Fur?

681
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,202
Starts...

682
00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:36,704
growing a tail.

683
00:37:36,704 --> 00:37:38,205
A tail?

684
00:37:38,205 --> 00:37:39,707
A tail?

685
00:37:40,207 --> 00:37:44,211
All this happens in
precisely 25 seconds!

686
00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:51,719
Shrinking more.

687
00:37:54,221 --> 00:38:00,728
The child is no longer
a child.

688
00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:03,230
Heh heh heh
heh heh heh.

689
00:38:06,233 --> 00:38:08,235
The child...

690
00:38:10,738 --> 00:38:12,740
is a mouse!

691
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,742
Ha ha ha ha!

692
00:38:17,244 --> 00:38:19,246
Silence. Silence.

693
00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:21,248
Shut up. Shut up.

694
00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:22,249
Silence.

695
00:38:22,249 --> 00:38:23,250
Enough.

696
00:38:28,589 --> 00:38:30,591
This afternoon,

697
00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:33,594
at precisely 4:15,

698
00:38:33,594 --> 00:38:36,597
i put one dose
of my formula

699
00:38:36,597 --> 00:38:38,599
on a bar
of chocolate.

700
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:43,104
I gave it to
a repulsive, smelly boy

701
00:38:43,104 --> 00:38:45,106
who was in the lobby.

702
00:38:47,608 --> 00:38:51,112
"Was that good?"
I asked him.

703
00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:55,116
"Got any more?"

704
00:38:55,116 --> 00:38:57,618
Said the nauseating child.

705
00:38:58,119 --> 00:39:00,621
"Six more bars
like that one,"

706
00:39:00,621 --> 00:39:02,123
i told him.

707
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:06,127
In two minutes' time,

708
00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:08,629
this appalling,
foul-smelling creature

709
00:39:08,629 --> 00:39:12,133
is coming to collect
his reward.

710
00:39:13,134 --> 00:39:15,136
In five minutes' time,

711
00:39:15,136 --> 00:39:18,139
you'll see my magic
formula in action.

712
00:39:21,142 --> 00:39:22,643
We're going to see.

713
00:39:27,148 --> 00:39:27,648
Quickly!

714
00:39:28,149 --> 00:39:28,649
Wigs! Gloves!

715
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:32,153
The appalling child
will be here...

716
00:39:32,153 --> 00:39:34,155
and you'll see
my miracle.

717
00:39:34,155 --> 00:39:35,656
Come on. Hurry up!

718
00:39:35,656 --> 00:39:37,158
Hurry up!

719
00:39:37,658 --> 00:39:38,659
Come on. That's good.

720
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,661
Hurry up, everybody.

721
00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:42,163
Come on!

722
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:46,667
Quickly! Quickly!

723
00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:48,169
You're not on holiday!

724
00:39:48,169 --> 00:39:50,171
I'm being as quick
as i can.

725
00:39:50,671 --> 00:39:51,672
Hurry up!

726
00:40:01,182 --> 00:40:02,683
Ready.

727
00:40:04,185 --> 00:40:07,188
Hello, little boy.

728
00:40:07,188 --> 00:40:09,690
Come on in then.

729
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:11,692
Come on.
Wait just there.

730
00:40:11,692 --> 00:40:12,693
One moment.

731
00:40:17,698 --> 00:40:19,700
Now, what's
your name then?

732
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,202
Br--bruno.

733
00:40:21,202 --> 00:40:22,703
Ooh.

734
00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:23,704
Madam.

735
00:40:23,704 --> 00:40:25,206
Madam!

736
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:43,224
That lady promised me
six whole bars

737
00:40:43,224 --> 00:40:46,227
of cream-whip hazelnut
milk chocolate.

738
00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:51,232
I've come
to collect.

739
00:40:53,234 --> 00:40:54,235
Ladies.

740
00:40:55,736 --> 00:40:57,738
May i introduce bruno?

741
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,241
Come up, bruno.

742
00:41:00,241 --> 00:41:02,243
I have
the chocolate here.

743
00:41:06,247 --> 00:41:09,750
I said 6:15...

744
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:12,753
and that is in
15 seconds from now.

745
00:41:18,259 --> 00:41:21,262
You are in for a treat.

746
00:41:22,763 --> 00:41:25,266
Ha ha ha!
We all are!

747
00:41:32,273 --> 00:41:34,775
What's going on?

748
00:41:34,775 --> 00:41:36,777
Just a few moments.

749
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,281
5...

750
00:41:40,281 --> 00:41:41,782
i can't see
any chocolates.

751
00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:42,783
3...

752
00:41:42,783 --> 00:41:44,785
2...

753
00:41:44,785 --> 00:41:45,786
1...

754
00:41:45,786 --> 00:41:46,787
0!

755
00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:48,789
Ooh!

756
00:41:48,789 --> 00:41:50,291
Uhh!

757
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,292
[Burp]

758
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:54,795
we have ignition!

759
00:41:56,297 --> 00:41:58,799
Everybody, look!
It's fantastic!

760
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,301
It's begun!

761
00:42:01,802 --> 00:42:04,305
I can't stand it,
it's so wonderful!

762
00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:06,807
Look at you!
It's fantastic!

763
00:42:09,810 --> 00:42:11,812
Squeak squeak.

764
00:42:14,315 --> 00:42:15,816
Squeak squeak.

765
00:42:25,826 --> 00:42:26,827
[Squeak squeak]

766
00:42:26,827 --> 00:42:27,828
[burp]

767
00:42:36,337 --> 00:42:37,838
where'd he go?

768
00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:44,345
Bravo!

769
00:42:44,345 --> 00:42:45,346
Keys.

770
00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:46,814
Keys!

771
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,065
Enough!

772
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,567
Silence!

773
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,068
Before the banquet
tonight,

774
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,571
you'll come to my room
in groups of 10.

775
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,573
Room number 208.

776
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,576
I'll give you each a bottle
containing 500 doses.

777
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,077
Also plenty of money.

778
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:04,081
Do not forget your
nose plugs for the dinner.

779
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,084
The dining room will
be full of filthy children,

780
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,586
and without
your nose plugs,

781
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,588
the stink will be
unbearable.

782
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,090
Now we'll have drinks
on the terrace

783
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,592
with that ridiculous
manager.

784
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,093
Are there any questions?

785
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:19,597
What if one of the
chocolates we give away

786
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,099
were accidentally
eaten by a grownup?

787
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,100
Ha ha.

788
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,603
Then that's just too bad
for the grownup.

789
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605
The meeting is over.

790
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,107
Until next year.

791
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,112
Wait!

792
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,114
Wait!

793
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:39,116
Wait!

794
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,118
[Sniff sniff]

795
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:44,622
i smell...

796
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,625
dogs' droppings.

797
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,626
Oh!

798
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,628
What?

799
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,631
She's right.

800
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:57,635
Oh! The smell!

801
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,636
Ooh! Yuck!

802
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,638
This really does
smell.

803
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,148
She's right!

804
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,154
Search out this small
lump of dung!

805
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,158
Find it!

806
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,662
It must be exterminated
immediately.

807
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,170
There he is!

808
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,692
He's wiggling through.

809
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,193
He's getting away.

810
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:58,195
Come here, boy.

811
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,697
Bring him to me!

812
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,214
Aah!

813
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,216
There he is!

814
00:45:23,670 --> 00:45:25,672
Stop him!

815
00:45:25,672 --> 00:45:27,174
[Moaning]

816
00:45:48,195 --> 00:45:50,197
i saw him come
this way.

817
00:45:50,197 --> 00:45:52,199
Yes.
Where could he be?

818
00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:08,382
Bye-bye.

819
00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:13,854
Ha ha ha ha!

820
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,856
Aah! Oh, no!

821
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:19,860
No! My baby!

822
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,361
Stop! Stop!

823
00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:29,870
Oh! My baby!

824
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,372
A baby in a pram.

825
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:33,373
Oh, oh.

826
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,877
[Crying]

827
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,378
lovely!

828
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:51,842
Oh, no.

829
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:53,343
Get the boy.

830
00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:54,845
He's getting away.

831
00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:37,471
Grandma!

832
00:47:37,471 --> 00:47:39,973
Grandma, wake up!

833
00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:41,475
Oh, please, grandma!

834
00:47:42,976 --> 00:47:44,978
My grandma!

835
00:47:44,978 --> 00:47:48,982
An old adversary
i have discovered.

836
00:47:48,982 --> 00:47:50,984
Very old.

837
00:47:50,984 --> 00:47:52,986
If you hurt
my grandma--

838
00:47:52,986 --> 00:47:53,987
silence!

839
00:47:57,991 --> 00:47:59,493
We got him,
madam.

840
00:47:59,493 --> 00:48:02,496
We got him,
madam. Oh!

841
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,501
Don't bite.

842
00:48:10,504 --> 00:48:11,505
Open up.

843
00:48:14,007 --> 00:48:15,509
500 doses.

844
00:48:21,515 --> 00:48:22,015
Come along.

845
00:48:22,516 --> 00:48:23,016
Come along.

846
00:48:23,517 --> 00:48:24,017
Come on.

847
00:48:24,518 --> 00:48:25,519
Get up. Get up.

848
00:48:26,019 --> 00:48:27,521
Come on. Come on.

849
00:48:38,532 --> 00:48:40,534
Look.

850
00:48:46,039 --> 00:48:49,042
This stinking
little carbuncle

851
00:48:49,042 --> 00:48:52,546
has had 500 doses.

852
00:48:52,546 --> 00:48:55,549
We are having
instantaneous action.

853
00:48:58,051 --> 00:49:00,554
Ohh...

854
00:49:09,563 --> 00:49:11,064
bye.

855
00:49:23,076 --> 00:49:25,078
[Laughter]

856
00:49:28,582 --> 00:49:30,083
kill him.

857
00:49:31,084 --> 00:49:32,085
Kill him!

858
00:49:36,089 --> 00:49:37,090
Kill him!

859
00:49:39,593 --> 00:49:41,094
[Gasp]

860
00:49:41,094 --> 00:49:43,096
ha ha ha ha...

861
00:49:45,098 --> 00:49:47,100
leave that little stinkpot!

862
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,603
It's not worth
bothering about.

863
00:49:49,603 --> 00:49:53,106
Come. Some whiskey
and champagne to celebrate.

864
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:55,826
Bruno?

865
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,327
I don't believe it.

866
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:58,328
I can talk.

867
00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,329
Bruno?

868
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,834
Bruno: who's that?

869
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,836
Bruno, it's me.
Luke.

870
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,840
I'm down here.

871
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,341
Where?
I can't see you.

872
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,343
Down here.

873
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:14,845
You can talk, too.

874
00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:16,847
This is weird.

875
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:21,852
This icing
is terrific.

876
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,353
Are you ok?

877
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,856
They didn't give me the
six bars of chocolate.

878
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,859
You couldn't eat six bars
now that you're a mouse.

879
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,361
Don't be stupid.
I'm not a...

880
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,864
just because
you're a...

881
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:37,367
that doesn't mean
that i'm a, uh...

882
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,369
good lord.

883
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,871
Hmm. Hmm.

884
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,875
I'm not too keen
on being a mouse.

885
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,877
We've got to find
a way out.

886
00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:49,379
How long before
we change back?

887
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:50,881
I don't think
we will.

888
00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,382
Of course we will.

889
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:55,385
We've got to get upstairs
and wake my grandma.

890
00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,387
I'm real worried
about her.

891
00:50:57,387 --> 00:51:00,390
Maybe it was the witch
or her diabetes.

892
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:03,894
I only know she didn't
wake up when i--

893
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,896
she's got
some peanuts, too.

894
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,397
Mmm. Dry roasted?

895
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:08,899
Mm-hmm.

896
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,400
Oh. All right.

897
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,402
Come on.

898
00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:15,906
William and mary!

899
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,908
Hi. It's me, luke.

900
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,409
Are you two all right?

901
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:22,412
Crikey! Did they eat
the chocolates as well?

902
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,414
They were
my pet mice.

903
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:26,416
I guess they can't talk
like we can.

904
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,418
Catch you two later.

905
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:33,423
Hmm.

906
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,425
Come on, bruno.

907
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,427
This way.

908
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,931
Ohh.

909
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,434
Luke?

910
00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:45,936
Luke?

911
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,437
Hmm.

912
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:55,946
They're gone.

913
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,948
It's all clear,
bruno.

914
00:51:58,448 --> 00:51:58,949
Come on.

915
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:00,450
Unh... unh.
920 00:52:00,951 -- 00:52:01,952 wait for me.

916
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:03,954
Unh... unh... unh.

917
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:05,956
Running...

918
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,459
running on a full stomach
isn't good for you.

919
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:10,961
Better than
being caught.

920
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,466
Keep up, bruno.

921
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,468
Sports give me
indigestion.

922
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:20,971
Unh.

923
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,474
Get back.

924
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,978
Ok, bruno,
when i say go, go!

925
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:29,479
Go!

926
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,480
Run!

927
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,481
Wait.

928
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:34,985
Follow me.

929
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:37,487
Aah!

930
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:38,989
Agh!

931
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,494
How are we going
to get upstairs?

932
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,495
I'm sorry.

933
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,998
I don't know what
i'm paying for.

934
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:50,000
Dad?

935
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,502
Hey,
there's my dad!

936
00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,004
He doesn't know
what's happened.

937
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:55,505
He'll kill you.

938
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:56,506
My own father?

939
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,508
Whoever took the photos
in that brochure

940
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,510
should be arrested
for fraud.

941
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:01,511
I'll tell him.

942
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,513
He'll put
a stop to it.

943
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:04,514
Not now.

944
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,016
Trust me, bruno,
please.

945
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,019
He'll stamp on you
the moment he sees you.

946
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:15,525
It's so nice not having
the kids around.

947
00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:17,027
Bruno: i smell food.

948
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,529
Is there anything
in this bag?

949
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,031
They'll be fine.

950
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,533
I think john
was getting a cold.

951
00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:24,534
It's always the same.

952
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:27,537
You must relax
once in a while.

953
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,039
[Elevator bell
rings]

954
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,041
this is it.
Let's go.

955
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,542
Oh, no more sports.

956
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,044
Hurry!

957
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:36,546
Faster. Faster!

958
00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:38,548
Ooh!

959
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:39,549
Ouch!

960
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,051
I forgot my tail.

961
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,053
Ooh. Ohh.

962
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,055
Keep to the side,
bruno.

963
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,059
You know,

964
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,062
being like this
might not be so bad.

965
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,064
There won't be
any more school.

966
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,066
That would be
all right.

967
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,067
Hey, look at that.

968
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,568
Don't eat
the cheese, bruno.

969
00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:01,071
From now on
we've got two enemies--

970
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,572
humans and cats.

971
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:05,075
Yikes! We've got
three cats at home.

972
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,076
They'll have to go.

973
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,577
My mother loves them.

974
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,496
She's terrified of mice.

975
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,581
Grandma!

976
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:14,084
Grandma!

977
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,586
[Door opens]

978
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,589
take your afternoon
off tomorrow.

979
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,592
Oh. Sorry.

980
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,593
Let's go.

981
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:25,595
What? Hey, wait!

982
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,598
There are four more
floors to be done.

983
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,101
Yes, ir.

984
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,602
You do over there.

985
00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:35,105
No, i'll get this one.

986
00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:36,606
Shh. Back.

987
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:39,609
Aah! Aah!

988
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,611
It bit me!
It bit me!

989
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:42,612
What bit you?

990
00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:44,114
A mouse
in the towel.

991
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:45,115
A mouse?

992
00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:48,118
A mouse?

993
00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:52,622
Oh, no.

994
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:56,626
Is she sober?

995
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:57,627
Of course.

996
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,130
I've been with her
all after--

997
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,132
uh, i--i--i, uh...

998
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,633
yes, she's sober.

999
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,634
Don't be stupid.

1000
00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:07,137
Go and do
the second floor.

1001
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,638
Grandma!

1002
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,640
Grandma!

1003
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,142
Here by the phone.

1004
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,645
It's me. Luke.

1005
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,149
Are you all right?

1006
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:22,652
Luke?

1007
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,654
It's me, grandma.

1008
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:28,158
Luke!

1009
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,659
It was the grand
high witch.

1010
00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:31,161
She's in this hotel!

1011
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,662
Oh, my god!

1012
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,164
Don't cry, grandma.

1013
00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:35,165
It's ok.

1014
00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,167
Things could
have been worse.

1015
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,169
I got away
from them.

1016
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,670
I'm still alive.

1017
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:42,672
Oh, my darling luke.

1018
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:45,175
What have they
done to you?

1019
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,676
They turned me
into a mouse.

1020
00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:48,178
I'm sorry.

1021
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,180
I can't stop shaking.

1022
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,184
The grand
high witch--here?

1023
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,686
There's hundreds of
them in this hotel.

1024
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,688
I knew it.

1025
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,690
I could see it
in her eyes.

1026
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:01,691
Oh, lord.

1027
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:02,692
Uhh. Uhh.

1028
00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:04,694
You squashed me.

1029
00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:06,696
Huh?

1030
00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:08,698
This is
bruno jenkins.

1031
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:12,702
He said you've got
dry roast peanuts.

1032
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,704
Yes. Oh, yes.

1033
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,706
Oh, good. Thanks.

1034
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,211
We've got to stop them,
grandma.

1035
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,213
They leave tomorrow
with a bundle of money

1036
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,714
and a formula

1037
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,217
that will change
every kid in england

1038
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,218
into a mouse.

1039
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,719
We must stop them.

1040
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,722
Miss ernst.

1041
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,224
Lois.

1042
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:37,227
Nice to see a bit of
international clientele.

1043
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:38,728
How do you do?

1044
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:39,729
Just flew in?

1045
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,231
What?

1046
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,233
Jet lag's the curse
of the business classes.

1047
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,735
Hope you don't mind
me joining you.

1048
00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:47,237
You're most welcome, sir.

1049
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:49,739
Herbert jenkins.

1050
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,241
I'd like
to say hello

1051
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,243
to a fellow
philanthropist.

1052
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,744
You collect stamps?

1053
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,246
Charities.

1054
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,748
This rspcc.

1055
00:56:58,748 --> 00:56:59,749
What is this rsp--

1056
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,751
cruelty to children.

1057
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:03,253
Oh, of course.

1058
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,755
You give money
for the little...

1059
00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:08,758
children.

1060
00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:11,761
And...
we, of course,

1061
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,764
we also give money
for the little...

1062
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,266
[money dropping
in bowl]

1063
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,768
i see you're holding
your annual meeting.

1064
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,270
Funny enough,

1065
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,772
i recently addressed
the last annual meeting

1066
00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:24,274
of our rotary club.

1067
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:28,294
Do you know much
about the rotary club?

1068
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:35,285
Luke: if i could get the formula
into their food...

1069
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:38,288
just get me down to
the grand high witch's room.

1070
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,291
Grandma, i'm ready.

1071
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,293
I don't know.

1072
00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:46,296
I've got to find
the formula, grandma.

1073
00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:48,298
No. This is
too dangerous.

1074
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,799
Grandma!

1075
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,804
It's not far down,
grandma.

1076
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,806
You're asking me
to lower you

1077
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,308
into the jaws of death.

1078
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,810
You two can't take on
the grand high witch.

1079
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,812
Yes, we can.
We've got to.

1080
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,815
No one else is
going to believe us.

1081
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,317
Quick, before
she comes back.

1082
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:12,822
Luke...

1083
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,827
luke, be careful.

1084
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:20,330
Please be careful.

1085
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,831
I'll be careful.

1086
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:22,832
Don't worry.

1087
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,834
Not so fast.

1088
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,845
Be careful.

1089
00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:37,847
I will. I will.

1090
00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:49,359
Oh, no.

1091
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,362
Grandma!

1092
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:55,865
Helga: luke, what happened?

1093
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:57,867
Are you all right?

1094
00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,869
Luke, why don't
you answer?

1095
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,874
Down, cat.

1096
00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:05,875
No, cat.

1097
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,879
Grandma, help!

1098
00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,881
Ohh...

1099
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,885
down, cat!

1100
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,887
Oh, no. Go, cat.

1101
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:18,888
Luke!

1102
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,391
Grandma!

1103
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,393
Get away.
Help! Help!

1104
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,394
Get him away, grandma!

1105
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,396
Help, grandma!

1106
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,398
Grandma, help!

1107
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,899
Help me, grandma!

1108
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,401
Puss!

1109
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,902
Grandma, come on!

1110
00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:34,404
Do something,
grandma!

1111
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,406
Get it.
Get it, cat.

1112
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,408
Cat, cat, puss, puss.

1113
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,410
Come on. Get it.

1114
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:43,413
Luke!

1115
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,914
Keep him there,
grandma.

1116
00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,899
Come on,
you little kitten.

1117
00:59:47,233 --> 00:59:48,201
Come on, pussy.

1118
00:59:48,701 --> 00:59:50,203
Keep him busy. 1124 00:59:51,
04 --> 00:59:53,206 here. Take it.

1119
00:59:58,711 --> 01:00:00,713
Ah, come on.
Come on.

1120
01:00:00,713 --> 01:00:02,215
Take it,
you silly cat.

1121
01:00:02,215 --> 01:00:04,217
Don't let him in,
grandma.

1122
01:00:04,217 --> 01:00:05,718
Puss. Puss, puss.

1123
01:00:05,718 --> 01:00:07,720
Here. Here.

1124
01:00:22,235 --> 01:00:23,236
Whoa!

1125
01:00:23,236 --> 01:00:25,238
Hang on, tail.

1126
01:00:25,238 --> 01:00:26,739
Whew.

1127
01:00:31,244 --> 01:00:34,247
Come on, formula.
Where are you?

1128
01:00:34,247 --> 01:00:37,250
Come on, come on.

1129
01:00:45,258 --> 01:00:46,759
Oh, no.

1130
01:00:53,266 --> 01:00:54,267
Whoa!

1131
01:00:55,268 --> 01:00:56,269
[Gasp]

1132
01:00:56,769 --> 01:00:57,770
oh, no.

1133
01:00:59,772 --> 01:01:02,775
It has been unforgettable,
mr. Jenkins.

1134
01:01:02,775 --> 01:01:04,277
My pleasure, madam.

1135
01:01:04,277 --> 01:01:06,779
What a stimulating
conversation it has been.

1136
01:01:06,779 --> 01:01:07,780
It's not every day
one meets a lady

1137
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:11,284
of such quality
and... and compassion.

1138
01:01:15,288 --> 01:01:16,789
Whoa!

1139
01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:18,291
[Telephone rings]

1140
01:01:20,293 --> 01:01:21,294
[ring ring]

1141
01:01:21,294 --> 01:01:22,295
[meow]

1142
01:01:22,295 --> 01:01:24,297
[ring ring]

1143
01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:28,301
it's got to be
somewhere up here.

1144
01:01:28,301 --> 01:01:30,803
It's just got to be.

1145
01:01:30,803 --> 01:01:32,805
[Ring ring]

1146
01:01:32,805 --> 01:01:33,806
[cat screeches]

1147
01:01:34,307 --> 01:01:35,308
whoa!

1148
01:01:36,309 --> 01:01:37,810
Ow!

1149
01:01:37,810 --> 01:01:39,312
Oh, man.

1150
01:01:41,314 --> 01:01:42,815
Hey!

1151
01:01:45,318 --> 01:01:47,820
We've got it, grandma.

1152
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:50,823
[Cat screeches]

1153
01:01:50,823 --> 01:01:53,826
irvine: did you realize
that was bruno's father?

1154
01:01:53,826 --> 01:01:55,328
Ernst: what a nasty man.

1155
01:01:55,328 --> 01:01:58,331
It's an act of mercy
on my part.

1156
01:01:58,331 --> 01:02:01,834
The child will never
be like the father.

1157
01:02:01,834 --> 01:02:02,835
Thanks.

1158
01:02:02,835 --> 01:02:03,836
Liebchen?

1159
01:02:05,838 --> 01:02:06,839
Liebchen?

1160
01:02:08,341 --> 01:02:09,342
Liebchen?
Lipshin?

1161
01:02:09,342 --> 01:02:10,843
Lipshin?

1162
01:02:10,843 --> 01:02:12,345
Liebchen?

1163
01:02:15,348 --> 01:02:16,349
Liebchen.

1164
01:02:18,351 --> 01:02:20,853
Was ist das?

1165
01:02:20,853 --> 01:02:22,355
Oh.
I--i'm so sorry.

1166
01:02:22,355 --> 01:02:23,356
I dropped my knitting.

1167
01:02:23,356 --> 01:02:24,857
You!

1168
01:02:24,857 --> 01:02:28,861
I'm... i--i'm, uh, knitting
something for my grandson.

1169
01:02:28,861 --> 01:02:30,863
You haven't seen him
by any chance?

1170
01:02:30,863 --> 01:02:31,864
No, no.

1171
01:02:31,864 --> 01:02:33,366
Come, liebchen.

1172
01:02:33,366 --> 01:02:35,368
I'm dreadfully sorry.

1173
01:02:35,368 --> 01:02:36,869
I do apologize.

1174
01:02:36,869 --> 01:02:38,371
That's quite all right.

1175
01:02:38,371 --> 01:02:41,874
If i see your grandson,
i will...

1176
01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:45,378
i will turn him
into a mouse.

1177
01:02:45,378 --> 01:02:46,879
And you,
meddling old woman,

1178
01:02:46,879 --> 01:02:48,381
i'll deal with later.

1179
01:02:49,382 --> 01:02:50,383
Liebchen.

1180
01:02:55,388 --> 01:02:57,890
I hope we're not
the first.

1181
01:02:59,392 --> 01:03:01,394
Miss ernst!

1182
01:03:01,394 --> 01:03:02,895
Who is this?

1183
01:03:02,895 --> 01:03:06,399
You told them to come up
after the drinks.

1184
01:03:06,399 --> 01:03:08,401
All right.
Let them in.

1185
01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:16,409
Come in.

1186
01:03:16,409 --> 01:03:18,911
You were w nderful
this afternoon.

1187
01:03:22,915 --> 01:03:24,417
You bad cat, liebchen.

1188
01:03:24,417 --> 01:03:25,918
You're early,
in fact.

1189
01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:27,920
[Meow]

1190
01:03:40,933 --> 01:03:43,936
man: when do you think
they'd implement it?

1191
01:03:43,936 --> 01:03:45,938
Second man: first of
the year, i suppose.

1192
01:03:45,938 --> 01:03:48,441
She's a very pleasant
woman.

1193
01:03:48,441 --> 01:03:49,942
Yes. Now,
the question is,

1194
01:03:49,942 --> 01:03:51,444
would she like
to work with us?

1195
01:03:51,444 --> 01:03:53,446
Luke: ow! Oh...

1196
01:03:59,452 --> 01:04:00,953
whew!

1197
01:04:11,464 --> 01:04:13,466
Grandma, grandma!
I've got it!

1198
01:04:13,466 --> 01:04:14,967
I've got the formula.

1199
01:04:14,967 --> 01:04:16,969
Oh, thank god.

1200
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:18,971
Luke, darling,
i was so worried.

1201
01:04:19,472 --> 01:04:21,974
There's 500 doses
in this one little bottle.

1202
01:04:22,475 --> 01:04:24,477
It's enough to change
all the witches

1203
01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:25,478
in this hotel.

1204
01:04:25,478 --> 01:04:27,480
Where's bruno?

1205
01:04:28,481 --> 01:04:30,983
There's some jolly good
grapes here.

1206
01:04:30,983 --> 01:04:32,485
What's happening?

1207
01:04:32,485 --> 01:04:34,487
Nothing until dinnertime.

1208
01:04:34,487 --> 01:04:37,490
Now, we've got to get you
back to your parents.

1209
01:04:37,990 --> 01:04:38,991
What time is it?

1210
01:04:39,492 --> 01:04:39,992
7:00.

1211
01:04:40,493 --> 01:04:41,994
They'll be in the bar.

1212
01:04:41,994 --> 01:04:45,998
A sherry and a large
malt whiskey at 7:00 sharp.

1213
01:04:45,998 --> 01:04:48,000
It gives you
an appetite.

1214
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,502
Does it?

1215
01:04:49,502 --> 01:04:51,003
Come on.

1216
01:04:51,003 --> 01:04:54,507
Into my handbag,
both of you.

1217
01:04:54,507 --> 01:04:57,510
This is going
to be difficult.

1218
01:04:57,510 --> 01:04:59,011
Oh, i'm full.

1219
01:04:59,011 --> 01:05:01,514
Luke: we've got to get
to the kitchen quickly.

1220
01:05:02,014 --> 01:05:04,016
Bruno: ha ha ha.
That tickles.

1221
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:07,904
Is that them?

1222
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,405
Luke: yes.
Listen, grandma.

1223
01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:10,907
Maybe we
ought to--

1224
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,408
shh.

1225
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,910
Wait! Listen...

1226
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,414
don't drown it.

1227
01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:19,415
Oh, sorry.

1228
01:05:19,415 --> 01:05:21,417
Now look what
you've done!

1229
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:22,919
She was drowning it.

1230
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:25,421
Are you mr.
And mrs. Jenkins?

1231
01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:28,925
Hole in one.
What can we do for you?

1232
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,927
I'd like to have
a word with you

1233
01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,429
about your son.

1234
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:34,931
Sit down, sit down.

1235
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,434
Now, what's the little
tyke been up to now?

1236
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,937
Raiding the kitchen,
i suppose.

1237
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:45,441
If we could go somewhere
more private...

1238
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:46,943
private?

1239
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,946
Well, it is
rather a...

1240
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,447
personal matter.

1241
01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:53,950
Look, mrs. Whatever
your name is,

1242
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:57,954
if bruno has broken a window
or smashed your spectacles,

1243
01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,957
i'll pay for it,
but we're not budging.

1244
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,959
We always sit
at this table.

1245
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,462
Where is bruno?
Tell him to come see me.

1246
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,965
He is here already.

1247
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:09,966
What?
1254 01:06:09,966 -- 01:06:12,468 in my handbag.

1248
01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:16,472
Your son has
suffered a mishap.

1249
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:20,476
He has been
drastically altered.

1250
01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:22,979
Altered? What do
you mean, altered?

1251
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,983
I'm trying to tell you
as gently as possible.

1252
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,486
My grandson saw them
doing it to him.

1253
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,989
Saw who doing what?

1254
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:39,495
Saw the witches turn
him into a mouse.

1255
01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:42,999
Are you crackers?

1256
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,002
Get the manager, dear.

1257
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,005
Tell them to throw this
nutcase out of the hotel.

1258
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,007
You need a funny farm.

1259
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:55,011
Tell them, bruno.

1260
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,013
Aah! It's a mouse!

1261
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,014
Shh!

1262
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,516
I can't stand them!
Get them away!

1263
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,019
It is bruno.
Tell them, bruno.

1264
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,521
Get out of here!
How dare you!

1265
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,024
Come on.
Tell them, bruno.

1266
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,025
Aah!

1267
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:12,028
It's me, mum. I--

1268
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:14,530
out before i call
the police,

1269
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:18,534
you barmy old looney.
Just go on! Push off!

1270
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:21,537
Never come back,
you stupid old witch!

1271
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,539
I did my best,
bruno.

1272
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:25,725
Don't worry, dear.
Just go on.

1273
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,210
Evening, madam.

1274
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:30,713
Just popping in to
turn down your bed.

1275
01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,715
How is
the room service here?

1276
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:33,716
Diabolical.

1277
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,718
How do you know
that woman upstairs?

1278
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,721
Walk downstairs.
The elevator is out of order.

1279
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:39,722
Is it?

1280
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,223
Must be.

1281
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:43,225
It's a five-course meal.

1282
01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:44,727
Good.
I'm rather hungry.

1283
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,763
Mmm.

1284
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:28,270
Oh...

1285
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,280
mmm.

1286
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:04,557
I'd like to go home,
that's what i'd like.

1287
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,058
What are you
doing here?

1288
01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:07,560
The banquet.

1289
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,063
No! You must go to your room
and prepare for--

1290
01:09:11,063 --> 01:09:12,064
hello!

1291
01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:14,567
For tomorrow's flight.
Yes, have a good flight.

1292
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,068
But it's
our banquet.

1293
01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:18,571
You are not here
to enjoy yourself,

1294
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,573
you are here
as my staff.

1295
01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,575
Go to your room now.

1296
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,577
Ladies.

1297
01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:28,581
I quit!

1298
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:43,596
I can't go
through with it.

1299
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,097
We could go home.

1300
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,099
Luke: grandma,
if we don't try,

1301
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,602
every mother and
father in england

1302
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:52,104
will lose
their kids.

1303
01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:53,105
I know.

1304
01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:55,107
We must do it,
grandma.

1305
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:57,610
8:03 now.
8:15 exactly.

1306
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,611
I'll remember.

1307
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,613
Luke, darling,
i'm so terrified.

1308
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,615
Grandma, now!

1309
01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:07,119
No, no, no, mad me.

1310
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:10,122
The dining room is
down the corridor.

1311
01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:12,124
I am sorry, truly.

1312
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,627
The guests are not
permitted, madame.

1313
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,629
I am sorry, but...

1314
01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:53,165
more bread rolls.
Are they ready yet?

1315
01:10:53,165 --> 01:10:54,667
One moment.

1316
01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:58,170
Where are my peas?
Where are my peas?

1317
01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:09,682
And how is the cress soup for
the children's charity group?

1318
01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,184
The soup!

1319
01:11:13,185 --> 01:11:15,187
Very good,
but no more salt.

1320
01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:16,188
No more?

1321
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,191
Hmm.

1322
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,701
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1323
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,703
Ohh!

1324
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:38,210
[Gasp]

1325
01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:45,217
they're everywhere.

1326
01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:52,224
Chef, table five says
the veal's too tough.

1327
01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:54,727
I will take care
of this personally.

1328
01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:58,731
[Flies buzz]

1329
01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:00,232
chef!

1330
01:12:00,232 --> 01:12:01,734
Chef!

1331
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:05,237
The rspcc party
allwant soup.

1332
01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:07,239
That's 87
for watercress.

1333
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,241
Debby, bring
the soup tureens.

1334
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:10,743
He'll adore it now.

1335
01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:12,745
The magic touch,
n'est ce pas?

1336
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:32,765
Whoa!

1337
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:33,766
Whoa!

1338
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:34,767
Whoa!

1339
01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,769
Whoa!

1340
01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:39,271
Whoa!

1341
01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:42,775
I'll just check the soup
before it's served.

1342
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,277
Whoa. Whoa.

1343
01:12:45,277 --> 01:12:47,279
Ohh. Oh, god.

1344
01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,788
She's eating the soup.

1345
01:13:02,127 --> 01:13:04,129
I'll see you
later, then.

1346
01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:07,132
We're short-staffed
tonight.

1347
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,139
I may be
a little late.

1348
01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,641
I can wait.

1349
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,654
What is it?

1350
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:32,658
[Gasp]

1351
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,159
[squeaking]

1352
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,166
now!

1353
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:42,668
Uh!

1354
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,672
Ow!

1355
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:47,673
A mouse!

1356
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:48,674
Aah!

1357
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,676
It's a mouse!

1358
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:53,679
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

1359
01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,180
Get him off!

1360
01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:58,684
It's running around
in me bloody underpants!

1361
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:00,686
Get out of the way.

1362
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:02,688
Aah!

1363
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,190
Get it out!
Somebody help me!

1364
01:14:05,190 --> 01:14:07,192
Take your trousers
off, you idiot!

1365
01:14:07,192 --> 01:14:08,694
Take your pants off.

1366
01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,195
Oh, give me that.

1367
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:13,198
Somebody get it out
before he bites me!

1368
01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:16,702
Whew! I got to
get out of here.

1369
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:19,204
Somebody get it out!

1370
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,207
I saw it.

1371
01:14:22,207 --> 01:14:23,208
See it?

1372
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,210
I saw nothing.

1373
01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:27,212
There's nothing much
in there.

1374
01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:32,217
A lot of fuss
about nothing.

1375
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,222
It's gone.

1376
01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:40,726
[Squeaking]

1377
01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:48,567
oy! 1385 01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:56,
74 yes?

1378
01:14:56,074 --> 01:14:58,577
What kind of soup
is that?

1379
01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:00,078
That is
the cress soup, sir.

1380
01:15:00,078 --> 01:15:01,580
If they're having
cress soup,

1381
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:04,082
i'll have
cress soup.

1382
01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:06,585
That soup is specially made
for their party.

1383
01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:09,588
The soup on the menu
tonight is cock-a-leekie,

1384
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,590
and very nice
it is, too.

1385
01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:14,092
But i don't want
cock-a-leekie.

1386
01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:15,093
I don't like
cock-a-leekie.

1387
01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:17,095
I like cress.

1388
01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:19,097
Take that back
to the kitchen.

1389
01:15:19,097 --> 01:15:20,098
Tell the chef

1390
01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,601
there's one more
order for cress.

1391
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:38,116
[Whimpering]

1392
01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:40,619
what's that, eh?

1393
01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:58,136
Don't touch it!
It's in the soup!

1394
01:15:58,136 --> 01:16:00,138
Don't touch the soup!

1395
01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:01,640
Child!

1396
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,142
Good.

1397
01:16:04,142 --> 01:16:06,144
Come along.

1398
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,069
Nearly 8:15.

1399
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,575
I can't believe
she's still here.

1400
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,576
Dear me!

1401
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,077
No, madam, please.

1402
01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:24,079
Please.
Just a moment.

1403
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,092
8:15. I made it!

1404
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,597
One more--

1405
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,601
one more cress soup,
table nine.

1406
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,615
[Panting]

1407
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,136
luke: hi, bruno.

1408
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:25,140
Lovely, isn't it?

1409
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,141
Red.

1410
01:17:26,141 --> 01:17:29,144
Yes. Red.

1411
01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:36,652
I didn't want to be
one of them anyway.

1412
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,658
I'll bring you
your main course.

1413
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,159
Well?

1414
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,161
I put it
in the soup.

1415
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,162
The whole bottle?

1416
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:48,163
Every drop.

1417
01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,666
You angel.

1418
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,668
You're bleeding.

1419
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,669
One of the cooks
tried to cut off

1420
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,672
my tail with
a carving knife.

1421
01:17:57,172 --> 01:18:00,175
The grand high witch
is eating the soup!

1422
01:18:02,177 --> 01:18:04,680
They all are.

1423
01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:14,690
Would you like
another roll, sir?

1424
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,191
Oh, no, thanks.

1425
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,694
I'd like some... yes.

1426
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,696
Well, i'd like some...

1427
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,198
i'd like some
black pepper, please.

1428
01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:24,700
My god!

1429
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,201
Luke: what?

1430
01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:29,705
Bruno's father is about
to eat the soup, too.

1431
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:30,706
Stop him!

1432
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:31,707
Quick!

1433
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,208
So that's it.

1434
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,710
This is a nightmare.

1435
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,712
At least
we got cress soup.

1436
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:38,213
Don't touch it!

1437
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,717
I told you
she was a loony.

1438
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,218
She's
an absolute nutter.

1439
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,220
Look at
my bloody soup!

1440
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:48,223
All that stuff
about bruno!

1441
01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:51,226
Bruno has been
turned into--

1442
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,729
he has not been turned into a m-- 141

1443
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:56,231
yes, i have.
Hello, dad.

1444
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:02,738
Aah!

1445
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,742
Don't worry, dad.
It isn't all bad...

1446
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:09,745
so long as the cat
doesn't get me.

1447
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:10,746
Bruno.

1448
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,248
No more school,
no more homework.

1449
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,751
I'll live in
the kitchen cupboard.

1450
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:19,254
No, no, no. This is...
this is a trick.

1451
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,256
It's the whiskey.

1452
01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,642
Hello, mum.

1453
01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:24,709
[Whimpers]

1454
01:19:24,709 --> 01:19:28,713
would you like to know
who did this to bruno?

1455
01:19:28,713 --> 01:19:29,714
[Whimpers]

1456
01:19:30,215 --> 01:19:30,715
[belches]

1457
01:19:31,216 --> 01:19:32,717
[moaning]

1458
01:19:36,221 --> 01:19:37,722
it's working.

1459
01:19:47,232 --> 01:19:49,234
Let go of me!

1460
01:19:52,237 --> 01:19:54,739
My formula 86!

1461
01:19:54,739 --> 01:19:56,241
Give me that spoon!

1462
01:19:56,241 --> 01:19:57,242
[Squeaking]

1463
01:19:57,242 --> 01:19:59,744
that woman over there.

1464
01:20:01,746 --> 01:20:05,250
She is
the grand high witch.

1465
01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,752
[Snarls]

1466
01:20:08,753 --> 01:20:11,756
grandma, she needs
more time to become a...

1467
01:20:14,259 --> 01:20:16,761
she did it to bruno

1468
01:20:17,262 --> 01:20:23,268
and thousands of other
children before him.

1469
01:20:25,270 --> 01:20:26,771
Good evening.

1470
01:20:26,771 --> 01:20:29,774
You're--you're doomed,
old woman!

1471
01:20:29,774 --> 01:20:31,776
You're doomed forever!

1472
01:20:31,776 --> 01:20:33,278
It must work, grandma.

1473
01:20:33,778 --> 01:20:35,780
Oh, you--aah!

1474
01:20:35,780 --> 01:20:36,781
Bruno!

1475
01:20:36,781 --> 01:20:38,283
No, bruno.

1476
01:20:38,783 --> 01:20:41,286
[Belches]

1477
01:20:41,286 --> 01:20:42,787
[moaning]

1478
01:20:42,787 --> 01:20:44,289
this is it, bruno.

1479
01:20:51,296 --> 01:20:53,298
Rrahhr!

1480
01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:56,301
Come on!

1481
01:20:56,301 --> 01:20:57,802
Get the mice!

1482
01:21:06,811 --> 01:21:08,313
Rrahhr!

1483
01:21:08,313 --> 01:21:11,316
The most evil and appalling
woman in the world.

1484
01:21:11,816 --> 01:21:17,322
A loathsome,
hideous disgrace!

1485
01:21:17,322 --> 01:21:18,823
Yeah, grandma!

1486
01:21:18,823 --> 01:21:23,328
I'm not finished
with you yet, old woman!

1487
01:21:23,328 --> 01:21:24,829
Next time!

1488
01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:26,331
No!

1489
01:21:26,331 --> 01:21:27,832
No next time.

1490
01:21:27,832 --> 01:21:31,836
This time
it's your turn.

1491
01:21:42,847 --> 01:21:44,349
Herbert! Herbert,
do something!

1492
01:21:44,349 --> 01:21:47,352
Hold still. It's in your
foundation garment.

1493
01:21:47,352 --> 01:21:48,353
Good night.

1494
01:21:48,353 --> 01:21:49,354
Good night.

1495
01:21:49,354 --> 01:21:51,856
Aah!

1496
01:21:51,856 --> 01:21:53,358
Get that brown one!

1497
01:21:53,358 --> 01:21:56,361
No, not that one.
The other one, there!

1498
01:21:56,861 --> 01:21:58,863
Look, grandma,
it's her.

1499
01:22:00,365 --> 01:22:02,367
Revenge on you!
Revenge!

1500
01:22:02,367 --> 01:22:04,869
Luke: don't let her
get away.

1501
01:22:04,869 --> 01:22:06,371
Get away from me!

1502
01:22:09,874 --> 01:22:12,877
Hey! Get me
out of here!

1503
01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:18,383
Get--get out
of my hotel!

1504
01:22:18,383 --> 01:22:19,884
[Squeak]

1505
01:22:20,885 --> 01:22:21,886
mr. Stringer.

1506
01:22:21,886 --> 01:22:23,388
Mr. Stringer.

1507
01:22:23,388 --> 01:22:24,389
Yes, madam.

1508
01:22:24,389 --> 01:22:26,391
There's an especially
infectious one

1509
01:22:26,391 --> 01:22:27,892
under the water ju.

1510
01:22:27,892 --> 01:22:29,394
Thank you, madam.

1511
01:22:29,394 --> 01:22:30,895
Oh, it's a pleasure.

1512
01:22:30,895 --> 01:22:32,397
Get away from me!

1513
01:22:32,397 --> 01:22:34,899
I tell you,
get away from me!

1514
01:22:34,899 --> 01:22:36,401
Get away! Out! Away!

1515
01:22:36,401 --> 01:22:37,402
Get away!

1516
01:22:37,402 --> 01:22:39,404
Get away from me,
i say!

1517
01:22:39,904 --> 01:22:41,406
No!

1518
01:22:41,406 --> 01:22:42,907
Eek!

1519
01:22:42,907 --> 01:22:44,409
Ah--echh...

1520
01:22:50,915 --> 01:22:53,918
my mum's not
very crazy about mice.

1521
01:22:54,419 --> 01:22:55,920
So i see.

1522
01:22:57,922 --> 01:22:59,424
Here is bruno.

1523
01:22:59,424 --> 01:23:00,925
Oh, thank you.

1524
01:23:00,925 --> 01:23:02,927
He needs to go
on a diet.

1525
01:23:02,927 --> 01:23:05,430
Hi, dad. Hi, mum.

1526
01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:06,931
Will you stop it?

1527
01:23:06,931 --> 01:23:08,933
Stop it, dear.
Stop it.

1528
01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:11,436
This is our bruno.

1529
01:23:11,436 --> 01:23:12,937
Don't cry, mum.

1530
01:23:12,937 --> 01:23:15,440
You'll get used to me.

1531
01:23:17,442 --> 01:23:18,943
Just a minute,
grandma.

1532
01:23:18,943 --> 01:23:19,944
Bye, bruno.

1533
01:23:20,445 --> 01:23:21,946
Bye.

1534
01:23:21,946 --> 01:23:23,948
Excuse me.

1535
01:23:24,949 --> 01:23:25,950
Oh, mum.

1536
01:23:25,950 --> 01:23:28,953
You always wanted me
to lose weight.

1537
01:23:28,953 --> 01:23:30,955
Well, look at me now.

1538
01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:41,933
There. But i still
don't understand.

1539
01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:43,935
I won't be long.

1540
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:51,943
Come on, this way.

1541
01:23:51,943 --> 01:23:54,446
Mice in
the main dining room.

1542
01:23:54,446 --> 01:23:55,947
Come on, hurry up.

1543
01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:57,449
Your taxi, madam.

1544
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,950
Goodbye. Thank you.

1545
01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:26,478
Put it down, bill.
That's it.

1546
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:27,979
You all right?

1547
01:24:27,979 --> 01:24:29,981
Yeah.

1548
01:24:29,981 --> 01:24:31,483
Can you manage?

1549
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:32,484
I'm fine.

1550
01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,486
Look out.
There's a step.

1551
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,490
Mrs. Evershim?

1552
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:39,491
Yes, it is.

1553
01:24:39,491 --> 01:24:40,992
There's a trunk
for you.

1554
01:24:40,992 --> 01:24:41,993
A trunk?

1555
01:24:41,993 --> 01:24:43,495
Will you sign
for it?

1556
01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:44,996
Yes, all right.

1557
01:24:44,996 --> 01:24:46,498
Come in.

1558
01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:47,499
[Train whistle blows]

1559
01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:50,001
luke: oh, great!
Great! It's arrived.

1560
01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:52,003
Don't open it yet,
grandma.

1561
01:24:52,003 --> 01:24:53,505
Wait for me.

1562
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,006
Put it down there.

1563
01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:56,508
That'll do fine.

1564
01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,010
Yeah, that's it.

1565
01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:01,513
Luke: here i come.

1566
01:25:02,013 --> 01:25:02,514
Thank you.

1567
01:25:03,014 --> 01:25:04,015
Thank you, madam.

1568
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,017
Who could it be from?

1569
01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:09,020
This is really
going to surprise you.

1570
01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:13,525
Ok. Open it, grandma.

1571
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:15,026
Yes, but what is it?

1572
01:25:15,026 --> 01:25:16,027
Open it.

1573
01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:19,030
Money!

1574
01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:20,031
Luke?

1575
01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,533
I saw it
when i was in

1576
01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:23,034
the grand high
witch's room.

1577
01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:25,036
I figured we could
really use it

1578
01:25:25,036 --> 01:25:26,538
when we go
to america.

1579
01:25:28,039 --> 01:25:29,040
America?

1580
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:33,545
Yes. We've got to go
home because... look!

1581
01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:37,549
It was the grand high witch's.

1582
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:42,554
It has the name and address
of every witch in america.

1583
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:51,062
Luke,
you are a genius.

1584
01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:53,064
Aw.

1585
01:25:53,064 --> 01:25:54,299
Aw.

1586
01:25:56,267 --> 01:26:00,772
?? It doesn't matter who
you are and what you are?

1587
01:26:00,772 --> 01:26:03,274
?? As long as somebody
loves you?

1588
01:26:03,274 --> 01:26:06,277
Oh, luke, what a day.

1589
01:26:06,277 --> 01:26:09,280
Perhaps we could find
a good witch

1590
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:12,283
to turn you back
into my grandson.

1591
01:26:12,283 --> 01:26:15,787
I'll never drive a real car,
will i, grandma?

1592
01:26:16,287 --> 01:26:17,288
Oh, i don't know.

1593
01:26:17,288 --> 01:26:19,290
How long do mice live,
grandma?

1594
01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:23,795
I hope we have time to take on
those american witches.

1595
01:26:23,795 --> 01:26:25,797
Can we go to new york?

1596
01:26:25,797 --> 01:26:28,299
I've never been
to new york.

1597
01:26:28,299 --> 01:26:30,802
[Train whistle blows]

1598
01:26:30,802 --> 01:26:33,304
can we travel there
by ship?

1599
01:26:33,805 --> 01:26:35,807
First class.

1600
01:26:35,807 --> 01:26:37,308
The best cabin.

1601
01:26:37,308 --> 01:26:40,311
The best of everything.

1602
01:26:43,314 --> 01:26:44,816
Good night, grandma.

1603
01:26:45,817 --> 01:26:48,820
Good night, luke.

1604
01:26:59,330 --> 01:27:02,834
I really am happy
to be a mouse, you know.

1605
01:27:02,834 --> 01:27:06,838
I know, my darling.

1606
01:27:38,870 --> 01:27:42,874
Hee hee hee
ha ha ha!

1607
01:27:45,877 --> 01:27:47,879
[Moaning]

1608
01:27:54,385 --> 01:27:55,386
grandma!

1609
01:27:55,386 --> 01:27:56,387
Grandma!

1610
01:27:56,387 --> 01:27:58,389
Grandma,
what's happening?

1611
01:28:02,894 --> 01:28:03,895
Luke!

1612
01:28:09,901 --> 01:28:11,402
Uhh!

1613
01:28:11,402 --> 01:28:13,905
Uhh!

1614
01:28:13,905 --> 01:28:15,406
Hee hee hee hee!

1615
01:28:15,406 --> 01:28:17,909
Luke!

1616
01:28:32,423 --> 01:28:33,424
Hee hee!

1617
01:28:33,424 --> 01:28:34,926
Oh!

1618
01:28:34,926 --> 01:28:36,427
Oh!

1619
01:28:40,932 --> 01:28:44,435
Off you go,
back home to luke.

1620
01:28:47,438 --> 01:28:49,941
Look, grandma.
They're back!

1621
01:28:56,948 --> 01:28:59,450
Don't forget bruno!

1622
01:29:19,470 --> 01:29:22,523
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1623
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:25,526
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