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♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪
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♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie
With whom I wanna be ♪
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♪ And, I apologize
If this message gets you down ♪
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♪ Then I CC'ed every girl
That I'd see-see 'round town ♪
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♪ Hate to see y'all frown
But I'd rather see her smilin'... ♪
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Who was your favorite artist tonight?
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You know, I liked ASAP Rocky.
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Was that your first time
at Neon Classic?
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Uh, no.
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Alright. I was about to say
you're welcome.
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That was my first time with you.
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- You're the best.
- Mm-mm.
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Yes! Time for drinks!
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Yes, it is.
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Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor.
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Be careful.
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- You know what I wanna do?
- Huh?
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Get on your back.
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You always wanna get on my back.
Come on, squat time. What up, dude!
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Excuse me, permiso.
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Beautiful man down my back,
I have to deliver him to...
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No one can smoke in here!
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What up, bitches?
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- What up, girl?
- What up?
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- Drinks, what are we thinking?
- Ooh!
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- Whiskey ginger, please.
- You spoke up real quick.
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- Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda.
- All right.
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I don't want a hangover.
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Can we talk about
Postal Service's set tonight?
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- Why is that guy so sad?
- What?
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He literally looks like somebody
put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread.
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You talking about that dude
from Postal Service?
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- Yeah!
- It's accurate.
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- Baby, not you, too.
- Thank you.
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All right, toast
to another successful Neon Classic.
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Yes, best year yet!
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- For your cray-ass kids.
- What?
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- You gotta shake it!
- Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth.
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It's not a myth.
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- Look.
- Oh.
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Look at us. We were so happy.
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Idiots.
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I don't know if you know this, man,
but love is a lie.
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Bitch, please.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just tonight was terrible.
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Me and my man broke up, of nine years.
No big deal.
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I'm moving to San Francisco,
'cause I got my dream job.
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Career girl over here,
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- doing the damn thing. Getting it done.
- Okay.
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- You know?
- Yeah. Time's up.
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And he just didn't want
to do long distance.
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- Wow!
- I know.
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Really? With FaceTime?
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- With everything.
- And high-speed internet?
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- That's what I said.
- I mean, that's fucked up.
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Thank you, that's what I said.
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Why he leave you like that?
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He didn't even wanna try.
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Why he won't try? Look at you
with your pretty teeth and shit.
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Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth!
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Oh, my God! What man
don't wanna put his dick in your mouth
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with those pretty teeth
chomping on that dick?
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Thank you.
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You know, I got to stop
going to Craigslist to find dick.
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- You do.
- I do!
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- You're beautiful.
- Am I?
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Come on, girl.
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I feel like we're before-and-after
pictures right now.
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Huh! When's this train coming?
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I'm kinda over this conversation
to be honest.
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What the fuck just happened?
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♪ In my head ♪
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♪ I play a supercut of us ♪
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♪ All the magic we gave off ♪
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♪ All the love we had and lost ♪
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♪ And in my head ♪
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♪ The visions never stop ♪
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♪ These ribbons wrap me up ♪
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♪ But when I reach for you
There's just a supercut ♪
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♪ In your car, the radio up
In your car, the radio up ♪
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♪ We keep trying to talk about us ♪
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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ So I fall ♪
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♪ Into continents and cars ♪
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♪ All the stages and the stars ♪
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Boo!
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♪ I turn all of it ♪
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♪ To just a supercut ♪
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♪ 'Cause in my head ♪
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♪ In my head, I do everything right ♪
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♪ When you call ♪
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♪ When you call
I'll forgive and not fight ♪
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♪ Because ours ♪
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♪ Are the moments I play in the dark ♪
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♪ We were wild... ♪
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You just always fucking walk away.
Really... Real grown-up.
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♪ I'll be your quiet afternoon crush ♪
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♪ Be your violent overnight rush ♪
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♪ Make you crazy over my touch ♪
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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ Oh it's just a supercut of us ♪
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ It's in my head
In my head I do everything right ♪
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What the fuck?
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Fuck, I can't do this.
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Why?
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Oh, that was super misleading, right?
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Like, I want to do this, it's just
I have mad appointments today.
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I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill
for three million dollars.
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God bless the middle-aged whites.
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Keeping a bitch paid,
it's like reparations, you know?
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I would love for you to meet
some of my friends.
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How would you feel about that?
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Mm. Kissing you is nice,
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but it doesn't absolve you
from answering me.
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- Fuck it. We can talk later.
- Mm-hmm.
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Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua
outside our building,
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and it was a fucking rat.
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Oh, my God, I need coffee.
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Coffee, coffee, please.
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Please, love me right!
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- Rough night?
- Oof.
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Popped by Casablanca
to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right?
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You know, before I went to Leah's
or whatever.
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And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old
femme goddess.
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Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram.
Oh, my favorite mug.
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You love me so much.
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I think it's very cute
that you have a girlfriend.
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You guys have been together
for like four months now, right?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Leah...
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is a girl, who is my friend, who I see...
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on consecutive nights,
and whose company I enjoy
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more than anyone else's
in the whole entire world.
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Whatever. Kindly leave your
heteronormative labels
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in a motherfucking box,
to the motherfucking left.
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- Thank you!
- You love her.
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Whatever.
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Morning, ladies.
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Wow, did I sleep late or what?
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- Mm.
- Morning.
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Sorry, morning breath.
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I'm gonna...
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- Yes?
- You're gonna break up with him, or...
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We are just settled into a routine.
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We don't have to be all over each other
to prove that we're in love.
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Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so...
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Remember when we talked about
cleaning your room? Did you not hear me?
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Or were you like,
"I'm not gonna do that anyway."
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Now, what can I make you for breakfast?
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Mwah!
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Ooh.
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Mwah!
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- Oh-ho. That's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Two of 'em.
- I just creamed my pajamas.
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Right in them pajamas.
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There's my breakfast.
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Oh, there it is.
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- Get that. Get that brekkie.
- Mm.
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That's all I need.
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I love you.
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Love you.
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Off to the market!
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Shut up.
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- Go clean your room.
- Um, go clean my room?
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- A little bit.
- I love you. Let me just...
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Get outta here.
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Mm.
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Holy fuck!
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What?
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Ow, shit. Your room!
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- Is that Jenny's Instagram?
- Mm-hmm.
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No, you don't think.
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I mean, I don't know, the last time
she was listening to this joint
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was when Matt broke her heart,
senior year.
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Maybe she's just listening to it.
Probably nothing.
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Yeah, totally.
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No. There's no way
that her and Nate broke up.
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- Fuck.
- Fuck.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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- Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story.
- How are you?
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Who I gotta kill?
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You okay?
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We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine.
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Like, we... we were together for,
like, nine years, right?
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Like, and now we're not.
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Anyway, Nate sucks.
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And he should fucking die.
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- Jesus.
- What?
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I'm just kidding, you guys
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No, I'm not.
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Oh, boy.
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Hold onto your nips
because I have some epic news.
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I have two words for you:
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Neon Classic.
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We haven't been to the festival
in three years.
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It was just announced that Neon Classic
is doing
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a pop-up show at Sony Hall,
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and it is going to be fucking awesome.
Okay?
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Secret show, secret headliner.
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I got us three all-access passes,
courtesy of the Rolling Stone.
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Yes, you do, bitch!
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You know crowds make me uncomfortable
in this political climate.
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- Ow! That hurt.
- Putitas!
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Basically, I want you to call your work
and tell them you have your period
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and come over to my apartment.
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- Done.
- I can't do that. I'm sorry.
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- Blair!
- I'm sorry. I'm running point
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on a very important tastemakers' brunch
next week,
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I'm presenting my Instagram
strategy today,
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and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out.
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Everything you said just like... sucked.
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Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag,
or did you just hashtag the word roll-out?
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Fine. I will just come over
after your meeting for lunch.
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- Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas?
- Yup.
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Oh, we also need champagne though.
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Because all I got is this, and it may not
be here by the time you get here.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye!
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- Bye-ee.
- Love you, bye-ee!
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You know the beginning
of a disaster movie,
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like, right before the girl
who looks like me dies,
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and, like, right when the girl
who looks like you walk outside
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and be like, "Oh, my God,
look how crazy the sky looks!"?
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This feels like that.
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♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta be great? ♪
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♪ Woo! ♪
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♪ I just took a... ♪
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♪...DNA test
Turns out I'm a 100% that bitch ♪
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♪ Even when I'm crying crazy ♪
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♪ Yeah, I got boy problems,
That's the human in me ♪
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♪ Bling bling, then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me ♪
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♪ You could've had a bad bitch,
Non-committal ♪
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♪ Help you with your career
Just a little ♪
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♪ You're 'posed to hold me down
But now you're holding me back ♪
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♪ And that's the sound
Of me not calling you back ♪
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Ow!
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♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta go, yeah! ♪
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♪ Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face ♪
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Hey! Yup! Yup!
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♪ I see a mansard roof through the trees ♪
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What is this song? Do I know this song?
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♪ I see a salty message
Written in the... ♪
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Winter break,
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junior year.
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♪ The ground beneath my feet... ♪
251
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,979
Fuck that.
252
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523
- You want me...?
- Let it play.
253
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,651
♪ ...now the tops of buildings
I can see them, too ♪
254
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,034
- What is this song?
- I love this song.
255
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,953
♪ I see a mansard roof... ♪
256
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,622
Blair, did you do drugs with
the study-abroad kids in the bathroom?
257
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750
No. Maybe.
258
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,335
No one connects anymore.
259
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,088
They hook up and move on,
but what happened to finding a soulmate?
260
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,133
You're only as valuable
as your profile picture now.
261
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,844
You sound like an idiot, dude.
262
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,429
You sound like an idiot.
263
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do.
264
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,518
You know the reason why
you're having a problem with girls?
265
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,895
Why?
266
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272
You say shit like "crush puss."
267
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,110
You know people can see
that you're doing that.
268
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156
Ah! It's just, when it grows back in,
it just all grows towards each other.
269
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,366
I'm such a pendeja. Guys.
270
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,369
Matt's probably not even gonna be here.
What am I even doing here?
271
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,371
I BBM'd him two days ago
and still hasn't read it,
272
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,373
but he went on BBM today,
changed his name, bang,
273
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584
it's like I'm supposed to be like
a dumbass?
274
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,628
Are you acting like I don't see
that you're active?
275
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,921
- What the fuck?
- Right?
276
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,673
Well, at least y'all got prospects.
277
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,676
- What about that girl right down there?
- No.
278
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,386
She's been looking
at you all night.
279
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,846
No, undergrad girls are lame.
280
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,057
On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up.
281
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,309
Older women get me, man.
282
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,269
It's like they're fucking
their son's hot friend.
283
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940
- You stay away from my mother.
- Yeah, yeah.
284
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,193
Okay.
285
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322
- Did he just... Did he just hear me?
- Yeah, he did.
286
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,616
- Now he's coming over here.
- Is he?
287
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,827
- He's walking over here.
- Who's walking over here?
288
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911
The guy who...
289
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,079
The guy who...
290
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164
Smoked... crayons.
291
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,667
Yellow... crayons.
292
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,584
I don't know.
293
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796
Nice save, Blair.
294
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh, that's some strong, prolonged
eye contact,
295
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219
- so we're gonna bounce.
- Yep.
296
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,346
Nate.
297
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599
Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you...
298
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229
Oh, I get it.
299
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,107
That's the guy that
you came here to meet originally, huh?
300
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819
What? No, I don't... I don't care.
I don't know... I don't...
301
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,571
Psh! I do not know...
302
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,156
who that is.
303
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410
Who is he? I'm so convinced right now
by what you're doing.
304
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002
You know what?
Fuck that guy you don't know.
305
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254
All right? Me and you, let's dance.
306
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
Let's make him a little jelly.
307
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925
Yes, girl!
308
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,095
♪ This could be the last time ♪
309
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,640
♪ That could be the fault line
Slipping away ♪
310
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
♪ This could be the last time ♪
311
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228
♪ Care about everything you say ♪
312
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,272
- My armpit!
- You're taking too long.
313
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,152
♪ Nothing's real... ♪
314
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281
- You smell good.
- Yeah?
315
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,700
That's great
'cause I didn't shower today.
316
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yes!
317
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,203
♪ Saturdays ♪
318
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,960
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪
319
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪
320
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548
You got anything?
321
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,093
What, like condoms? Or AIDS?
322
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,179
I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS"
323
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889
said to me while I was making out.
324
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,806
You're welcome.
325
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,102
♪ If it's my face you remember ♪
326
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,647
♪ From all the Sundays
In the summer... ♪
327
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857
Praise the Lord.
328
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,983
♪ More than a spark ♪
329
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,111
♪ Enough to make me run
And follow you even 'til ♪
330
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,947
♪ Saturdays ♪
331
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,452
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪
332
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,082
♪ Saturdays... ♪
333
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291
Mm.
334
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837
Holy shit.
335
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343
Holy fucking shit!
336
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,597
Oh.
337
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,307
Wow!
338
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,393
Give me these.
339
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,238
Oh.
340
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, Jared, what's up?
341
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,831
Yeah.
342
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291
Yeah, yeah, nope.
343
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003
No worries. It's totally cool.
344
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:46,964
Mm-hmm.
345
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, I am super excited
to get out there as well.
346
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,844
Yeah.
347
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179
Yeah, okay, cool, great.
348
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808
- Bye-bye-bye.
- Ha!
349
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561
Ah! You just quoted NSYNC.
350
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478
Fuck!
351
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- What?
352
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,066
The list for Neon Classic
is tapped out.
353
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,109
Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay.
354
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
We could just sit here and chill
and drink.
355
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,906
What? No, no, we're going.
356
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950
We're going to the show, okay?
357
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,076
I leave in a week.
358
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539
And then I turn 30, and then I die,
probably, and I...
359
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126
can't stop moving,
or else I think about, um...
360
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174
I can't leave New York City like this.
361
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
This is the end of an era.
362
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,594
You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up
in our own shit.
363
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,179
I need one last epic day with my girls.
364
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430
We owe it to the city.
365
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,848
Yes, queen.
366
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,768
Trying to make me feel feelings
like a motherfucking Pixar movie.
367
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
- I'm not doing it.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed,
368
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522
and you are gonna email
everybody that you know
369
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,024
that could get us on that list.
370
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108
All right.
371
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819
Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody.
372
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362
I don't... I would email you.
373
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323
- I don't know anybody.
- Okay, new plan.
374
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950
We need all hands on deck.
We're gonna go to Blair's office,
375
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,952
and tell them that her mom died
so she can leave.
376
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370
Jesus Christ!
377
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538
Okay, fine, her aunt.
378
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583
I'm afraid you don't understand
what's fucked up about this suggestion,
379
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,251
- but...
- You scour Craigslist for tickets.
380
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,921
We need more booze for today.
We should get some Molly for tonight.
381
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,048
And then we go to Neon Classic.
We're gonna go mobile!
382
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
And I'm gonna get dressed.
383
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
Loving this look, BT-dubs.
384
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440
It's like Liz Lemon fucked
the Salvation Army.
385
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,150
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
386
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236
- Today, I'm free.
- Yeah.
387
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239
We need big numbers here, okay?
If they don't have an M by their name,
388
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323
I don't want to see them.
389
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,325
Ugh!
390
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,203
She's doing that thing where she stands
with her shoulders back.
391
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,248
Good posture is so pretentious.
It's like, alright, whatever, we get you.
392
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,416
You did ballet 'til you
were like in the ninth grade.
393
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585
At least we're gonna have to really do...
394
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,921
She sees us.
395
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381
She look pissed?
396
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,882
Ooh...
397
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,551
Yeah.
398
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221
And that would be... um...
399
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
Ah, fuck it.
400
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec?
401
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732
It's an emergency.
402
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234
Your aunt died.
403
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, my God.
404
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,407
Blair.
405
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285
Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise?
406
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495
Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating.
407
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621
I'm so sorry.
408
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332
If you guys could just excuse me
409
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
for a moment.
410
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,586
So sorry, I'll be right back.
411
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839
Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up
on page, um...
412
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841
five of the presentation.
413
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510
So, let's talk a little bit about
414
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848
visual merchandising
on Instagram specifically.
415
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516
What are you doing here?
416
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,685
And why did you just tell my office
that my aunt died?
417
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,769
Oh, wait...
418
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354
Did Aunt Camille die?
419
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690
AC is chillin'.
420
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277
Jenny, on the other hand,
is in horrible shape.
421
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612
She needs us.
422
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699
Our bestie is out there drinking
champagne from a bottle of green juice
423
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117
that still has green juice in it.
424
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368
Oh, fuck.
425
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539
Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa.
426
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250
- That's kinda genius.
- She made me try it.
427
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794
It's fucking disgusting.
I am drowning out here.
428
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546
I need you. She needs you.
429
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
Okay, okay.
Of course, yes, I'm gonna come.
430
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928
I just... Shit. I need to tell my office
that I'm gonna...
431
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,846
plan a funeral?
432
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,349
- That's really fucked up.
- Love you. Meet you downstairs.
433
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935
- I hate you. Get out of my office.
- Mm-hmm. Love you, boo.
434
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,436
Love you.
435
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,521
Damn it.
436
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,066
Why haven't we heard
from the Craigslist guy yet?
437
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984
Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay?
438
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780
I am so amped for you and this new job.
You're about to slay it.
439
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408
Aww. It's crazy, y'all.
They gave me a staff of people, like...
440
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,995
How did I convince them that I should have
that much responsibility?
441
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040
Fuck that modesty shit.
You are the dopest writer we know.
442
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416
- A hundred percent.
- Aww.
443
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587
You have this really unique way
of describing music that's very special.
444
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798
- You believe that?
- Yeah.
445
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,010
- Oh, shit.
- Her pants, though.
446
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471
- I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, go on.
447
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556
Go for Blair.
448
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100
Oh, shit.
449
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353
- Now my boss is... calling me.
- Hey, text me when you're done.
450
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771
- I'm gonna go for a walk.
- Okay.
451
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356
Hey, Martha.
452
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,358
Yeah, I feel better.
What up, doll?
453
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,693
You get those numbers
I sent you?
454
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,208
Okay.
455
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835
It's done.
456
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128
- Done?
- Yep.
457
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630
- Alright, let's see it.
- I mean, it's super rough,
458
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,674
- and it's probably gonna be shit...
- Let's see it.
459
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677
But it's not gonna be...
but there are mad different little... Oh!
460
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,096
All right.
461
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,723
Okay.
462
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,311
Wow.
463
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
This is really fucking good, Jen.
464
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150
That dude would be crazy not to hire you.
465
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,735
Yeah.
466
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,028
You mean that?
467
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487
- Yes.
- Thank you.
468
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699
I mean, I do feel confident about it.
I definitely think it's in a better spot.
469
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411
And he said that if he liked it,
then he would start publishing me ASAP.
470
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289
And it's only 20 bucks a post,
but fuck it, right?
471
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751
Because I'll... I'll be able to write
about the music I wanna write about.
472
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,420
I'll be able to introduce you to people,
and this is the first step.
473
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173
I can freelance now, and then after
I graduate, I get on staff,
474
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509
become an editor, and, I don't know,
maybe I can run my own thing one day.
475
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553
You're amazing, Jen.
476
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513
Fucking amazing.
477
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681
It's insane.
478
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976
I mean, you know what you want to do,
you're putting your all into it,
479
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
and you just going forth
and doing it. It's...
480
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609
Um... I don't know
what the fuck I wanna do.
481
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903
- Hey! No, uh-uh.
- What?
482
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Come on, you'll figure it out.
483
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,075
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
484
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,371
You wanna be super corny with me
real quick?
485
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373
- What?
- Can we make this our spot?
486
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833
- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah?
487
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418
In fact, this is our spot.
488
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089
- Everybody, you, you! This is our spot!
- Baby! Shh!
489
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384
No, fuck that. You know what? You want
to know how we can do it? I should, uh...
490
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,094
- Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down.
- What?
491
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096
Vandalism?
492
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182
Ooh, I love it
when you're dangerous, baby.
493
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934
Put a little happy face here.
494
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522
Forever!
495
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594
Hey, ladies.
496
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680
- Hey, good walk?
- Yeah.
497
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934
- Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back.
- Yeah?
498
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186
Three VIP wristbands.
499
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814
- Woo!
- "Come by anytime after three. No dudes."
500
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482
- He wrote "no dudes"?
- Mm-hmm.
501
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,442
Oy!
502
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902
Wait, he's selling them for $500?
503
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697
Don't worry. I got an advance
from Rolling Stone for my moving,
504
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,031
and I'm going to share
505
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
- with the two of you.
- Yes.
506
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326
I got your tickets. I got your tickets.
I got it.
507
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,328
I feel like this might be
an irresponsible choice.
508
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,831
I really want us to think about
the choices we're making today,
509
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416
because it seems irresponsible.
510
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460
Says the woman who spent $400
on mink eyelashes.
511
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253
- I'm just saying.
- These are real.
512
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258
- I don't believe you!
- I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah!
513
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427
You did not just find that in your pocket
right now.
514
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512
I did, and I have no idea how long
it's been there.
515
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,555
That seems safe.
516
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639
It's fine.
517
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849
Blair, calm down.
518
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,268
- Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad.
- Yep.
519
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478
Ketchup goes bad.
520
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564
Mm. Then you should definitely
not use our ketchup.
521
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,235
Can we at least move out of the middle
of the street if we're gonna smoke weed?
522
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404
- Stoop, stoop, stoop!
- Did you just say "we"?
523
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573
Does Bad Blair want to come out and play?
524
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
No, Bad Blair does not
want to come out and play. It is noon.
525
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245
Blair, please, this dooby just literally
came from the heavens.
526
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956
This could be one of our last times ever
doing this together.
527
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,917
- Amen.
- I mean, when are we gonna have this...
528
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
opportunity to do this.
529
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,545
I am alone.
530
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005
I got my ass broken up with.
531
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,216
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna leave to California.
532
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm not gonna see y'all.
533
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,012
I mean, really, this is
a memory that you're gonna pass up?
534
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay, yay.
535
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600
A memory. A memory.
536
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893
That was a great performance.
537
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
538
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938
These are real tears though.
539
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691
Yes!
540
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861
Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
541
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696
Blair, boo-boo.
542
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324
Boo, watching you take down
all these carbs
543
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,284
has been the highlight
of my whole, entire life.
544
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577
I hate you. Both of you.
545
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788
Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing.
546
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710
How is Matt Lasher in this
motherfucking restaurant right now?
547
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,753
Well.
548
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713
Oh, my God, look who it is.
549
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632
Jenny, wow, it's been a while.
550
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842
Blair, you look great. Erin!
551
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,469
You still hate me. That's fine.
552
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763
So, what's up?
You girls going to Neon Classic?
553
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973
Yes. Yes, we are.
554
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,141
You know, my team's doing the event.
You got list?
555
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186
It's like pretty crazy. Everyone
and their mother is trying to get in.
556
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,021
Like, my mom literally texted me.
557
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189
Left her unread.
558
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,067
I actually just got a job with
Rolling Stone, so I think we're good.
559
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902
We got like channels that we can
go through.
560
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905
Cool, if you have any problems
or something, just, you know,
561
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823
slide into my DMs.
562
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,032
Oh, good Lord.
563
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827
Bye. Good seeing you, Jen.
564
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454
What the fuck, dude?
565
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749
You need to get some lubricant,
and slide into his motherfucking DMs.
566
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,501
What if the Craigslist tickets
fall through?
567
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920
What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
568
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422
Got it.
569
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715
You need to fuck Matt.
570
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717
He's kinda the perfect rebound.
571
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844
It's only been a day. You need to grieve.
572
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,054
What you need is someone
to fuck the Nate out of you.
573
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975
Grief is an emotion best served
with a side of stiff dick.
574
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
Erin...
575
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730
I love you, but you've never even been
in a long-term relationship.
576
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231
Blair.
577
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399
I love you,
578
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652
but you and Will are not exactly
the second coming of Oprah and Gayle.
579
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737
You know what I'm saying?
580
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697
You need to get fucked more than she does.
581
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,032
- Me?
- Uh-huh.
582
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,575
I fuck!
583
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454
I fuck, okay? Definitely.
584
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,080
You don't even fuck yourself.
585
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,665
Tried to use your Rabbit the other day.
586
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667
That shit is dusty
and the batteries are dead.
587
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879
That's disgusting.
I feel very attacked right now.
588
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,007
Would someone uptight give you the money
to get the good Molly from the guy
589
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,925
that lives above the McDonald's
near the bridge?
590
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,843
Hype Molly?
591
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305
Yes, Hype Molly for us all,
courtesy of your loosest friend.
592
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,264
No.
593
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683
Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade.
594
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,643
Ah.
595
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729
What up, you got stress-rhea?
596
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397
That was one time.
597
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276
I think it's a stretch calling
an entire year of college one time.
598
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,528
If anyone's gonna have
stress diarrhea, it's me.
599
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,113
Let's make this fast and get to Hype's.
600
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407
I'm putting my keys
in-between my fingers.
601
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576
Just in case this guy tries
any funny business.
602
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744
Yes, bitch.
603
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704
You shank that motherfucker
with our mail key.
604
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
Hey, yo! What up?
605
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795
- It's like Supreme shat out an apartment.
- Welcome, welcome!
606
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,879
Come on in.
607
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,841
Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way,
and y'all are...
608
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
- Jenny, Blair, Erin.
- Jenny, Blair.
609
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762
Erin, wassup?
610
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972
Welcome to my crib, come on in.
611
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,558
You can smoke anything on the table
that you want.
612
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186
Everybody always asks,
"How do you afford this place?"
613
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730
My parents got it for me two years ago
614
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108
before I broke off contact with them
completely.
615
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694
Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way,
if you want some.
616
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,195
No, we just ate a really big lunch.
617
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572
Blair, I mean, you can't say no
to a plate.
618
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450
That's the spirit.
Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all?
619
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618
And don't lie.
620
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329
- I think we're all Ravenclaw.
- Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff.
621
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,039
Blair low-key Slytherin.
622
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917
Technically, I identify as a Slytherin
with a Ravenclaw moon.
623
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837
Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing
of you to say.
624
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296
I'm Gryffindor, by the way.
625
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589
Nobody asked, but...
626
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049
Wait. Whoa.
627
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,051
- This ain't what I think it is.
- No, it is.
628
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347
Ooh-wee!
This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all.
629
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808
Beyoncé shmokes this weed.
630
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104
That is, deadass, the best weed
in the game right there.
631
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231
I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude.
632
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150
I only smoke shit that rappers do.
633
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319
I also got some shit that will give
you a seizure, so be careful.
634
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447
It's mild, like the flavor of the weed.
635
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199
The seizure's not mild, it's very strong.
636
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493
- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness, a dog!
637
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412
- Come back to me. Who is that?
- Hey!
638
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664
This is... Barbra Streisand.
639
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209
Hey! The cutest little baby in the game.
640
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003
You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"?
641
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him
"Barbra Streisand"?
642
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468
She's a legend, you know?
And I love female directors, for real.
643
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845
Because I truly do believe,
like, Time Is Up.
644
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638
As a matter of fact, Time Been Up.
645
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,681
You know? We're late.
646
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183
And Lady Bird? I love that shit.
647
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184
I loved Lady Bird.
648
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727
You would love Lady Bird.
649
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228
That's so her, right?
650
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857
I feel like I know y'all, like...
Y'all are so... I love you guys.
651
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,692
For real, like, y'all want something
to drink?
652
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529
I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila,
but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite,
653
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,072
because it low-key tastes like booty.
654
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,699
No offense to the ass-eating community.
655
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thank you.
Uh, we just really want the tickets.
656
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827
Right!
657
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204
The tickets...
658
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748
Um, so...
It's, like, really funny, actually.
659
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958
My boy, Victor, came through earlier,
660
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877
and I gave him the tickets,
661
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129
and then y'all came, and I was like,
662
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049
"Oh, hold up," like,
"They kinda cute," like,
663
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885
"Let's see where this goes,
maybe we can smoke a little something,
664
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305
drink a little something, you know,
like maybe, we can fuck on each other."
665
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681
Right.
666
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227
Right.
667
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,855
- You ain't got no tickets.
- Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets.
668
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149
No.
669
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111
- Let me at him! one minute! Let me just...
- Stop! Stop!
670
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071
No!
671
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449
No, you can't play like that, man.
I got early-onset osteoporosis.
672
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744
Look. Look at my wrist.
I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man.
673
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,496
I was born with no bones in my left wrist.
674
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207
I'm taking this, okay?
675
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209
I woulda gave it to you if you asked.
676
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795
But if you want to live your life
by violence,
677
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,255
go ahead.
678
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801
Weirdo! Ugh!
679
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514
- Yo.
- Hm?
680
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,057
I stole the Beyoncé weed, too.
681
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727
- Oh, Bad Blair!
- She back.
682
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt.
683
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441
Uh-huh.
And if that doesn't work, we could
684
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901
reach out to...
685
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
What's that one dude's name...
686
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739
What is this? Okay, we are...
687
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116
What are you doing?
688
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033
Hannah!
689
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951
Oh, shit!
690
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369
Nate's cousin, Hannah?
691
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663
Fuck! I bet you she loves
that we broke up.
692
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,707
Oh, she's always calling me,
"sweetie, sweetheart."
693
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626
- She's coming.
- No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is.
694
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003
- Okay.
- Erin?
695
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589
- What up, girl?
- Hi!
696
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,007
What's happening?
697
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,842
Jenny, is that you?
698
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177
No. Huh? What?
699
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,555
Hannah?
700
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808
I have not seen you in such a long time.
701
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603
Girl, how have you been? That's so weird.
I didn't even see you.
702
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147
What are you wearing?
703
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232
It's so 90s.
704
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277
So...
705
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,445
...chic.
706
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490
We're doing a piece at Vogue,
and you're just, like, killing it.
707
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,618
It's about people who don't care
what they look like.
708
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,039
Amazing. Amazing.
You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic
709
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333
I've been trying to convey
to the photographer.
710
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,044
Oh, my God, so funny running into you.
I was just about to text Nate
711
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,879
about when you guys are going
to Neon Classic.
712
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381
I mean, I wasn't even gonna go,
but Kim was like,
713
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,383
"Oh, you know, you never
fucking come out anymore,
714
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,093
and Kanye wants to see you, so..."
715
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,013
Oh, my God, shit!
That was supposed to be a surprise.
716
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182
I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate...
717
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308
- Wait. Kanye's the...
718
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101
- Kanye's the secret headliner?
- Shh!
719
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019
That's insane!
720
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105
- And a problematic choice.
- Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.-
721
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,276
We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night.
And, um, yeah.
722
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,403
It's over.
723
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283
Oh!
724
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911
Oh, it's okay.
725
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621
No, it's gonna be okay.
726
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957
Everything's gonna be okay.
727
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,333
Mm.
728
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210
That's really crunchy.
729
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171
It's like... Is that new denim?
730
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,756
You know, if you need anything from me,
731
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550
just do not hesitate to contact
my assistant.
732
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510
Text is better.
733
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928
You'll get me faster.
734
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:52,845
Thank you.
735
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557
Be well. It's so good to see you.
736
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,976
- Okay, take care.
- Be well.
737
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813
Uh... J-Bug.
738
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441
She was saying something
about Nate and Neon Classic.
739
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901
You wanna, like, talk about that?
740
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237
Bam! Matt got us three wristbands.
741
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739
What you know about that?
And a tongue emoji. He sucks.
742
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,950
And what Hannah said, I...
743
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,744
I don't even know
what she's talking about.
744
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621
But who cares, right?
Who cares about Nate?
745
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499
The only thing that matters is us
living our best life, right?
746
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709
Living our best life.
747
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918
So, onto pressing matters,
748
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,296
who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn
to get these wristbands?
749
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,090
- I will rock-paper-scissors...
- I can do it.
750
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,178
You're a really good friend.
751
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764
- And I love you, dude.
- I love you.
752
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hey, Blair.
753
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653
I really do find it a bit tedious
754
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
that you just couldn't put us on the list
for these wristbands.
755
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,242
I hate to break it to you,
but there's no list.
756
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286
That's not true. There's always a list.
757
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,537
So, you decided to come alone?
758
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664
Nobody else wanted to come
to this weird office.
759
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916
What do you even do here, Matt?
760
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209
Literally nothing.
761
00:34:10,547 --> 00:34:11,507
Hm.
762
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384
You look really good.
763
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,386
No.
764
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888
Don't do that.
765
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,931
Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here
if you didn't want me to, you know...
766
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,476
do that.
767
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Does Jenny know about us?
768
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275
There is nothing to know.
769
00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:30,860
Funny.
770
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321
Not how I remember it.
771
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,411
I remember...
772
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:43,915
a drunken night like...
773
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,125
When was it?
774
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504
Two years ago? That I...
775
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549
...honestly have not
been able to stop thinking about since.
776
00:34:55,592 --> 00:34:57,845
You looked so incredible in those tights.
777
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389
They were so easy to rip off.
778
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,394
Lock the door.
779
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,073
This means nothing.
780
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,032
Whatever you say.
781
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916
We shouldn't. We shou...
782
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293
I mean, if you really want me to stop,
I'll stop.
783
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,420
Don't stop.
784
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552
Coming, my darlings!
785
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470
Coming!
786
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807
- Hi!
- Hi!
787
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225
- Come in.
- Woo-woo!
788
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184
Wassup!
789
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854
Ah! I just got out of the shower,
so don't mind me.
790
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815
- You smell delicious. It's been so long.
- Well, you never call me!
791
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109
I mean, what,
you don't do drugs anymore or what?
792
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,069
We can't afford your shit.
You know that already.
793
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,946
- Please.
- You got diamonds on your weed.
794
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031
Child, you know I love and miss you.
795
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741
You messy bitch!
796
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662
Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby.
That makes 'em real mad.
797
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh! Are these baby sharks?
798
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959
Yes, they're baby sharks!
799
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,836
Yes, they're so tiny!
800
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337
I feel like they're my children.
801
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423
I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody.
802
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966
- Okay?
- Nobody to tell.
803
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,511
Acting like anybody's gonna care
if they come up here with all your drogas.
804
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181
Come on, now. Baby sharks
is the least of your worries.
805
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725
Hey, princesas!
806
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560
- What?
- Uh-huh.
807
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,644
They just do this for you.
808
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021
Yeah, they stay perched.
809
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,148
- So you going to the big show tonight?
- You know it.
810
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941
Lotta people been through here today.
811
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276
I'm sure. Neon Classic!
812
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986
What's with this outfit?
813
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,405
I mean, you look crazy,
814
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782
but at the same time, you look real sexy.
815
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202
- Ow!
- Yeah, you look good. I love it.
816
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494
Your girl is having a day.
817
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039
Can you just not? Can we not do that?
Not right now.
818
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001
- Nate broke up with her last night.
- No!
819
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961
Girl!
820
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254
Oh, my God, he's so hot.
821
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923
Aw, baby.
822
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,926
Are you devastated?
Girl, 'cause I would be devastated.
823
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,927
I'm okay.
824
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:02,970
No, you're not.
825
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181
I can see the sadness in your eyes.
826
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,766
You know what?
827
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,186
- Shit!
- Oh, my goodness!
828
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605
- Jesus!
- I thought you pulled out another puppy.
829
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690
Oh, my goodness. Look at this.
830
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692
Ah! It's the holy grail of joints.
831
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,569
How? How do you even roll something
like this?
832
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239
- Well, it takes a strong will.
- Mm.
833
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907
- And three papers, baby.
- Oh.
834
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284
Now, that's happy medicine
right there, girl.
835
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036
- Yes!
- Oh, Lord have mercy.
836
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,037
Yes.
837
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374
Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy.
838
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584
Just exhale.
839
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Let it all go away
840
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298
and think about happy times.
841
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,342
Oh, you wanna order Chinese?
842
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927
That sounds like a good idea.
843
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,303
You're smart.
844
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347
Oh! Why, thank you, baby.
845
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,390
Let me see, let me see.
846
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600
Gimme all the food. All the food.
847
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103
Mixed vegetable with bean curd.
848
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647
What is bean curd?
849
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,649
I just want to know.
850
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775
Like, I need to know
851
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485
what it is. Okay.
852
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,028
¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo.
853
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616
Practice that Spanish of yours.
854
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,661
What?
855
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:13,874
I love you.
856
00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465
- I...
- I was just...
857
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,758
That was stupid.
858
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,719
- No.
- I shouldn't have said that, no.
859
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,053
- I don't love you.
- What?
860
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848
I do... I do love you. I don't love...
861
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,808
Ah, shit.
862
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893
No, that was amazing, and I... and...
863
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980
And that was amazing,
and you are really...
864
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,524
and I just don't know...
865
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485
um... what to say back.
866
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945
No, that's cool. It's all right.
867
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741
It's okay. I mean... Yeah.
868
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910
Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I?
869
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121
No, baby, no, it's fine.
Like, I'm...
870
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706
Well, is it okay? Is that okay?
871
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,375
- Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah.
- You're doing the funny dance.
872
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837
I'm just... I gotta... pee.
873
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,256
And take a shower, 'cause I smell like...
874
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,009
Kung Pao chicken.
875
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385
Chinese! Woo!
876
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,097
It's fine, baby.
877
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642
It's fine. Hm.
878
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,065
Why didn't I just say it!
Why didn't I just say it!
879
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,784
Come here, girl.
880
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204
Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you?
I can play that.
881
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249
Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby?
882
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918
I love you!
883
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,461
- Oh, shit!
- Ahh!
884
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838
- Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em!
- Ahh!
885
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090
What are you doing?
886
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,011
Ah It burns! lt burns!
887
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056
Come here. I need to...
I need to find you.
888
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140
You stupid ass.
889
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478
Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose.
890
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,650
I love you.
891
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,068
I like saying it.
892
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694
I love you.
893
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446
- I lurve you.
- I love you too, baby.
894
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823
I love ya, baby.
895
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785
I love you so much, baby.
896
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,702
I love you.
897
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330
I'll never put you in harm's way.
898
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756
Can I use your bathroom?
899
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299
Gimme the joint first.
900
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,427
- Oh, you right.
- It's the door on the left down there.
901
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,344
All right.
902
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723
So what you gonna do?
903
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562
Because I can feel so much love
in your eyes.
904
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,939
Girl, this just can't be where it ends.
905
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899
Trust and believe.
906
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318
I'm also clairvoyant.
907
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,862
Ain't that ghosts?
908
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,947
It's everything.
909
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157
And I know,
910
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783
I know in my heart of hearts
911
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411
that you want your man back.
912
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538
So, girl, you gon' go get your man.
913
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915
Aight, homie, we gotta go
get these Neon Classic outfits.
914
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay.
915
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,794
I would like three
of your finest Hype Mollys, please.
916
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,753
How much?
917
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,505
Forty.
918
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384
And one free for sad Jenny.
919
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511
- Yay.
- Hey.
920
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263
- Prizes for being sad.
- Hm.
921
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682
Oh, thank you, Hype.
922
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:17,975
Thanks, Hype.
923
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,020
Erin!
924
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980
I wanna go to Leah's store.
925
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,149
- That was good.
- That was not good.
926
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277
I have a boyfriend, and my best friend
used to like you.
927
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403
Yeah, in college.
928
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,073
Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly
be using the friend thing on me right now.
929
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,074
Jenny hates me.
930
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994
Yeah, she hates you, which means
the feelings might still be there.
931
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579
Should I give her a call?
932
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747
Oh, my God.
933
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,789
I'm kidding!
934
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837
Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you
would be a total nightmare to date,
935
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591
but I'm head-over-heels
for your fucking crazy mind. Take these.
936
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,052
- I have no idea how to respond to that.
- It was a compliment.
937
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,553
- Don't think that was.
- Well, it was.
938
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097
Don't smile at me.
939
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,350
You have a very...
940
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686
very nice smile and it makes me feel
fucking confused.
941
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688
- All right. See you later, Blair.
- Fuck you.
942
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357
Oh, uh, one more thing.
943
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983
Those wristbands are just GA.
944
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,277
I couldn't really swing
anymore VIP, but...
945
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571
I put you guys on the list for the party.
946
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869
Are you fucking kidding me?
947
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828
I'm afraid not.
948
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706
That was not GA intercourse.
949
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501
You're the woman of my dreams.
950
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,796
Bye, Blair.
951
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,507
Oh, my God.
952
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,944
Why are you spinning out right now?
953
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:52,987
Me?
954
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363
I'm not. This is great.
955
00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657
I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know?
956
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243
Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today.
957
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372
Leah, 911, an emergency.
I just need my whole shit fixed.
958
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583
Breakup discount.
Thirty off the whole store.
959
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,500
Go nuts.
960
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544
Oh, oh, oh!
961
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546
No sweatpants, bitch.
962
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383
I like that you're wearing my shirt.
963
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011
You know, it's a good shirt.
964
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,806
You know, in keeping with my promise
from this morning,
965
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850
you still owe me an answer.
966
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
I thought I would make it easy on you.
Brunch this Sunday.
967
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,231
Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda
are already alerted.
968
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774
They're very excited to meet you.
969
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:31,900
Oh...
970
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487
- Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda.
- Uh-huh.
971
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450
The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals.
972
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327
Um, uh...
973
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037
Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
974
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957
Sunday. What day is Sunday?
I gotta check my schedule.
975
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,417
You know you don't have a schedule.
976
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:49,918
Erin.
977
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296
- Can you help me in the dressing room?
- Yes.
978
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174
Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm.
979
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,592
I gotta go.
980
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
- You gotta go?
- Help her in the dressing room.
981
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430
Okay, great. I bet you do.
982
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393
Jesus.
983
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,395
What, are you gonna
try on the whole store?
984
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106
- Ow! Ow! The double?
- The double.
985
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,149
You deserve that.
986
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,609
What are you doing out there?
987
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152
Why are you being weird with Leah?
988
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655
I dunno. Sometimes a bitch
don't feel like brunchin'.
989
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656
Ooh.
990
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,991
That is deadass the craziest shit
I've ever heard you say.
991
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,159
You are a brunch queen.
992
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952
I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.
993
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,204
♪ Mentirosa ♪
994
00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538
It's none of your business.
995
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499
I was just trying to help.
996
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,541
Don't.
997
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632
I love you and I know you're going through
it today, but there's nothing to fix here.
998
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,217
All right?
999
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899
That was embarrassing.
1000
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,444
You screaming at me in front of
an entire party was embarrassing for you?
1001
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,446
I wasn't even looking at my phone
that much.
1002
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826
Literally, every time I turned around
and looked up, you were looking down.
1003
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,536
Am I supposed to ignore my editor?
1004
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,664
I'm trying to get you to meet
the people I work with, and the whole time
1005
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,333
- you looking at your phone.
- Do you think I like being the shitty,
1006
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626
fucking downer girlfriend?
1007
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,003
- Fuck it, let's go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1008
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088
I don't want to go home.
1009
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,089
I want to go out.
1010
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799
I'm fun, okay?
1011
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,219
Let's go back to the party.
I want to talk to everybody.
1012
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388
I want to be exactly what you want, Nate.
1013
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391
I could be 20-year-old Jenny again
with no responsibilities.
1014
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226
Then maybe you'll still love me, huh?
1015
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854
Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you!
1016
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,273
Since when do you give a shit about
the people you work with?
1017
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,650
You gonna get all close
to these new fucking worker friends?
1018
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,985
Don't change the subject.
1019
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,821
You tell me I don't love you when
you're the one moving across country.
1020
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,365
If you can't make that work,
what does that say about us?
1021
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,075
Wow, you turn it around on me.
1022
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536
I did not turn this around on you!
You attacked me!
1023
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913
- I attacked you?
- Yes, you fucking did.
1024
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458
Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me?
1025
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1026
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1027
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295
- Fuck!
- Fuck you, Nate!
1028
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676
See, your insecurities are manifesting
themselves in a really ugly way right now.
1029
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887
This isn't working.
1030
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263
See, you need some sleep.
1031
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,891
- No, don't do that shit.
- That's what you need. I'm not doing shit.
1032
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517
I am a grown-ass woman, all right?
1033
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,227
I don't need you.
1034
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106
Yeah, you never do.
1035
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943
You never fucking do.
1036
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:28,202
♪ If I could, I'd be your little spoon ♪
1037
00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:34,249
♪ And kiss your fingers
Forever more ♪
1038
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:40,923
♪ But big spoon
You have so much to do ♪
1039
00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:44,510
♪ And I have nothing ♪
1040
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,971
♪ Ahead of me ♪
1041
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892
- I...
- I know.
1042
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:58,816
♪ Don't wait for me ♪
1043
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:04,071
♪ I can't come ♪
1044
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,534
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪
1045
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪
1046
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:17,084
♪ I say that I do ♪
1047
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712
Oh, baby.
1048
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:53,912
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪
1049
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,999
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪
1050
00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:01,712
♪ But I do, I think I do... ♪
1051
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,673
- I want water. Do you want water?
- Yeah.
1052
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611
Hey.
1053
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,076
♪ Big spoon
You have so much to do ♪
1054
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,747
♪ And I have nothing... ♪
1055
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
1056
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,137
You're my person.
1057
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,266
Forever.
1058
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,078
Oh.
1059
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,263
Who farted?
1060
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848
Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay?
1061
00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892
- I'm sorry. Oh, can I help?
- Shit!
1062
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229
- Do you want me to get the stain-stick?
- Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please.
1063
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing
around.
1064
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,443
Ooh.
1065
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821
I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up
a little bit
1066
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364
'cause I know how busy you've been.
1067
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782
You busy bee.
1068
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659
You were in my room cleaning it?
1069
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,036
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to be a surprise.
1070
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,291
Will.
1071
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127
Let's talk.
1072
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,169
- Okay.
- You can...
1073
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,463
It's good.
1074
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966
Um...
1075
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,509
Take those off.
1076
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,719
You got it.
1077
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887
You got it, dude.
1078
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,101
Are you happy?
1079
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562
Yeah, of course I'm happy.
1080
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442
'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore.
1081
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh, my God!
1082
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202
Wow, that is so good to hear.
1083
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998
Oh! Thank God.
1084
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126
I haven't been happy for such a long time.
1085
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461
- Really?
- Yeah.
1086
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255
Okay.
1087
00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673
Oh.
1088
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427
Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you
last week.
1089
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720
Lint.
1090
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637
With who?
1091
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264
Uh, Brenda from work.
1092
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,392
Great!
1093
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,102
Well...
1094
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314
I guess this is it, then.
1095
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,607
I guess.
1096
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,070
Hm.
1097
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,865
I don't know. We were just together
for so long, I...
1098
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409
- thought this was gonna be a bigger deal.
- I know.
1099
00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954
But I do love you, Blair,
and I always will.
1100
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:24,956
I love you, too.
1101
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185
And Will, please don't go back
in my bedroom and finish cleaning.
1102
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645
Okay, good call.
1103
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614
Jesus Christ.
1104
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450
Hey.
1105
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455
- Wake up, bitch!
- Where's my bra?
1106
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,790
Oh, shit.
1107
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958
Fuck.
1108
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,586
I was just having the weirdest
fucking dream about Michael Cera.
1109
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130
- Hmm.
- He is lean.
1110
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424
I... I have news.
1111
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343
- Mm-hmm?
- Um, all right.
1112
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223
I don't want to make today about me, okay?
So just don't tell Jenny.
1113
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433
Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh!
1114
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686
Hi. Morning.
1115
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939
Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le?
1116
00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:32,774
♪ Horr-ib-le! ♪
1117
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444
Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps.
Go, tell me all your secrets!
1118
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,445
Spill the tea.
1119
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198
I... broke up with Will.
1120
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242
- I'm sorry, what?
- What?
1121
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702
I did. I broke up with him.
1122
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330
He was cleaning our apartment
when I got there.
1123
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916
So, like, did you break up with him before
1124
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,043
or after he got to my room, though?
1125
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,044
Pause.
1126
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,880
What happened? How are you feeling?
1127
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300
I mean, like, that kind of throws off
your whole married-before-30s steez.
1128
00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843
- You okay?
- I know.
1129
00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596
I know. I feel like I thought
I was going to be freaking out,
1130
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724
and I am a little bit,
but I mostly feel...
1131
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,933
amazing.
1132
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311
I do. And I'm so sorry to bring
this into the mix
1133
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438
with everything that's happening
with you and Nate.
1134
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816
- I don't wanna make this...
- No. They are completely different,
1135
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485
- and I'm happy for you.
- Ah, yeah.
1136
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739
You deserve better.
And he does too, no offense.
1137
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366
- No, he does. He definitely does.
- Hey.
1138
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826
What?
1139
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954
- ♪ Bad Blair ♪
- Uh-uh.
1140
00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958
Bad Blair is not available.
She's not here right now.
1141
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,419
- Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today.
- What time is it?
1142
00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,047
- You know what time it is.
- Get it, girl.
1143
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424
- Oh, oh, oh!
- No. Bad Blair died at, like...
1144
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550
Tequilas!
1145
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,094
- Bad Blair. Bad Blair.
- Can we make a mixed drink first?
1146
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638
- Nah, bitch.
- Just to ease into it.
1147
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307
- Open up.
- A little bit, just a tiny bit.
1148
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892
- Gentle.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1149
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936
Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1150
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,520
Yes!
1151
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314
Oh, too much. Oh!
1152
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565
She's back!
1153
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776
Yes! Come on!
1154
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903
Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready.
1155
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615
I brought, like, 400 outfit choices.
Now that I am single, I need opinions.
1156
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492
Oh, my God, holy shit.
1157
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619
You guys, I am single.
1158
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,039
Wait, putas, I have something for you,
perritas.
1159
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672
Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist
from college?
1160
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839
Yes, it is.
1161
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217
Yas!
1162
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970
Head feels like shit. Let's go!
1163
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891
Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna
give me a high five.
1164
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,478
♪ I been gone for a minute
Now I'm back at the jump off ♪
1165
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,939
♪ Goons in the club
In case somethin' jumps off ♪
1166
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:38,191
♪ And back up before the hive
Let the pump off ♪
1167
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,860
♪ In the graveyard
Is where you get dumped off ♪
1168
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,614
♪ All we wanna do is party
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi ♪
1169
00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:47,075
♪ Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari ♪
1170
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,035
♪ I'm tryin' to leave
In somebody's Ferrari ♪
1171
00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,538
♪ Spread love
That's what a real mob do ♪
1172
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,165
♪ Keep it gangsta
Look out for her, people ♪
1173
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,876
♪ I'm the wicked bitch of the east
You better keep the peace ♪
1174
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,837
♪ Or out come the beast ♪
1175
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,755
♪ We the best
There's room for improvement ♪
1176
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,133
♪ Our presence is felt
Like a Black Panther movement ♪
1177
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,552
♪ Seven quarter to eights
Back to back with 'em ♪
1178
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,721
♪ And I'm sittin' on chrome
Seven times platinum ♪
1179
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972
Oh.
1180
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,517
You got it, girl! You got it!
1181
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,103
♪ Peeps, with the Bentleys,
The Hummers, the Benz ♪
1182
00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:17,647
♪ Escalades
Twenty-three-inch rims ♪
1183
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,025
♪ Jumpin' out the Jaguar
With the Tims ♪
1184
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,444
♪ Keep your bread up
And live good ♪
1185
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,612
♪ East coast, west coast, worldwide ♪
1186
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,073
♪ All my playas in the hood, stay fly ♪
1187
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,451
♪ And if your ballin'
Let me hear you say right ♪
1188
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218
I am deeply obsessed with us right now.
1189
00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,684
Yo. Ice cream is ice cream.
That shit is sugar.
1190
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,936
- Sugar's where it's at.
- Gimme that sugar, though.
1191
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,396
But I'm lactose-intolerant.
1192
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Let's get that DC.
1193
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,984
- I got you, boo.
- How 'bout we drink some water?
1194
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,279
- We've been drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Oh, my God!
1195
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407
I'm just looking out for us.
Do you guys like flavored water?
1196
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,702
- You could help me. You could do that.
- This is...
1197
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121
Oh, no!
1198
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331
Shit.
1199
00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,635
They can't be playing this song right now.
1200
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,013
Oh, shit. You know what?
We don't need this bullshit.
1201
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,431
- Come on. Let's go.
- No, no, no.
1202
00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,600
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1203
00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,061
♪ Late at night when all the world... ♪
1204
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688
You know what, Blair,
how about you get the snacks?
1205
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732
- Yeah, totally.
- And we'll meet you outside.
1206
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068
- ♪ I stay up and think of you ♪
- No.
1207
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,196
♪ And I wish on a star... ♪
1208
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364
- It's okay.
- Yeah?
1209
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,281
Yeah.
1210
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,033
It's okay.
1211
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,286
♪ ...thinking of me too ♪
1212
00:56:58,039 --> 00:57:03,294
♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪
1213
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:09,217
♪ Til tomorrow
I'll be holding you tight ♪
1214
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:13,221
♪ And there's nowhere in the world ♪
1215
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,266
♪ I'd rather be ♪
1216
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,894
♪ Than here in my room ♪
1217
00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273
- ♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪
- Let's...
1218
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275
get some snacks while she sings it out.
1219
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:32,365
♪ Wonder if you ever see... ♪
1220
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,408
You want string cheese?
1221
00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:38,163
♪ And I wonder if you know I'm there ♪
1222
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457
Am I there? Am I?
1223
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,209
♪ If you looked in my eyes ♪
1224
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,170
♪ Would you see what's inside? ♪
1225
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:49,757
♪ Would you even care? ♪
1226
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,509
Uh-uh.
1227
00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:55,722
♪ I just want to hold you close ♪
1228
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,723
Blair.
1229
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,601
♪ So far all I have are... ♪
1230
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,312
What the fuck are you doing?
Pay for the string cheese and get out!
1231
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,730
You're scaring my cat.
1232
00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648
You know what, fuck you!
1233
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317
Fuck you, lady!
1234
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818
This ain't no karaoke bar!
1235
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,695
Well, why'd you play the fucking music
so loud?
1236
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114
Shh. Here's a twenty.
I'm so sorry to disturb you.
1237
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824
Thank you. Have a lovely evening.
1238
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911
You cannot anger your bodega man.
I did that one time,
1239
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,455
and now I have to walk three extra blocks
to go to the next one,
1240
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,499
- and it's a literal nightmare.
- Give me the Molly.
1241
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835
Um, we're still super visible
right now, do you...
1242
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,587
Yeah, you right.
1243
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,259
I...
1244
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182
- She seems...
- Yup.
1245
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:46,189
♪ Showtime, gotta bury your bad boss
With ample amount of time ♪
1246
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:48,316
♪ 'Bouta hit 'em with bandeaus
That cook the pop off ♪
1247
00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,818
♪ Give a fuck about landlords
When we some outlaws ♪
1248
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,112
♪ Baby, you can get Randolph
Or nigga knockoff ♪
1249
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,698
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1250
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,951
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1251
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,036
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1252
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,497
♪ You better hit it,
'Cause you should know better ♪
1253
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,416
♪ You better ♪
1254
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,836
♪ Ooh. You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1255
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,798
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪
1256
00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,300
♪ You better ♪
1257
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,346
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1258
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,765
♪ You better sing it, baby, sing it, baby
Sing it, baby ♪
1259
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:25,144
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪
1260
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,691
♪ Clap clap, when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪
1261
00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,903
♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it ♪
1262
00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:38,825
♪ It's your moment now
Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪
1263
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,451
♪ Karaoke ♪
1264
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,287
♪ You better... ♪
1265
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,832
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1266
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,459
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪
1267
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,712
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1268
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,214
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1269
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,133
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1270
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,594
♪ You better, you better,
You should know better ♪
1271
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:02,098
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪
1272
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,434
♪ Clap clap when I sing
So I know... ♪
1273
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,019
Who are all these people?
1274
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229
I don't know. I figured
we'd know everyone.
1275
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398
Everybody we know moved to L.A.
1276
01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984
- Fuck L.A.
- Says the girl moving to San Francisco.
1277
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,611
- Oh!
- Totally different.
1278
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,071
Should we try to slip into VIP
since Matt totally fucked you?
1279
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615
What? He didn't fuck me.
1280
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659
GA wristbands? Yeah, he did.
1281
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786
Yeah, yeah, he fucked us
on the wristbands.
1282
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165
What you doing?
1283
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752
Hmm? What? Nothing.
I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all.
1284
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589
- Yes, ride that wave!
- Ay!
1285
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,050
How old do you think
that guy over there is?
1286
01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,011
- That one?
- What?
1287
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,012
Girl.
1288
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,514
I think you bought these tickets
with bar mitzvah money.
1289
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641
Fuck you.
1290
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809
Fuck you, too, baby, come on!
1291
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519
- Yes!
- Thank you, Erin!
1292
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104
- Jessie Reyez is setting up.
- Oh!
1293
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899
Excuse me, we know her.
Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins.
1294
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,858
Excuse me.
1295
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,032
♪ Go away young boy ♪
1296
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,284
♪ Younger than you need a teacher ♪
1297
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,119
♪ I know I got what you need, yeah ♪
1298
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,829
♪ And I know I need mine ♪
1299
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,790
♪ I need big toys... ♪
1300
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,043
Yes!
1301
01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:14,796
♪ And I know what you like ♪
1302
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,048
♪ Dancin' dope ♪
1303
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,883
♪ Dancin' dope ♪
1304
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,512
♪ Dancin' dope, dancin' dope
Dancin' dope ♪
1305
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:23,930
♪ Go away young boy ♪
1306
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,015
♪ Dancin' dope
Dancin'... ♪
1307
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225
I'm gonna go talk to him.
1308
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311
I can't let you do that.
You'll thank me later.
1309
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,691
What do you mean, you can't let me do it?
I make my own decisions. Come on.
1310
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942
I can't... Fuckin', no!
1311
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,444
Hey, come on.
Stop dancing in my way, Erin!
1312
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280
Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were
coming here to see Nate.
1313
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198
Bullshit!
1314
01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,076
- What are you guys talking about?
- She came here tonight to see Nate!
1315
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161
No, no, Jenny, no.
1316
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247
- Please don't go.
- Oh!
1317
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333
Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult,
all right? I make my own decisions.
1318
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169
- What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit.
- Excuse me.
1319
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,254
Stop following me.
1320
01:01:56,587 --> 01:02:00,508
♪ It's only bad if you get caught
So cash this thing in, oh my God ♪
1321
01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552
We just want to help you.
1322
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303
Just stop following me, then.
1323
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,348
- Stop forcing us to chase you.
- Oh, please, just go back to our spot.
1324
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,184
- I just need to go to the bathroom.
- I've known you long enough to know
1325
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354
that you are definitely not just
going to the bathroom right now.
1326
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273
- Oh?
- I love you so much.
1327
01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,941
But this is getting fucking pathetic.
1328
01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,192
He broke up with you.
1329
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528
My heart
was ripped out of my chest, okay?
1330
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948
But... it's not like I'd expect you
to know what that feels like.
1331
01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:25,700
I can't get mad at you
for not understanding
1332
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285
but I sure as hell can be mad at you
1333
01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370
for not being a friend to me
right now, Erin.
1334
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,788
You guys!
1335
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,790
We're good!
1336
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,042
- We're at Neon Classic!
- Uh...
1337
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711
I feel great. You feel great?
1338
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337
- Trying to.
- We feel great!
1339
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673
You're pretty, you're pretty.
1340
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,134
We're having fun!
1341
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180
This is our song! We love this song!
1342
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473
- We do.
- We do.
1343
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142
Why don't you go listen to it?
'Cause I don't need a babysitter.
1344
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644
- You're kinda acting like a baby.
- Fuck you, Blair.
1345
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688
Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here.
1346
01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,025
Thought you had to piss, princess.
1347
01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,236
I do.
1348
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,047
Fuck. Fuck!
1349
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382
Fuck me!
1350
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221
Wait. Ugh.
1351
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,014
Nah.
1352
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,786
I don't want you to end us.
1353
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122
Please don't end us.
1354
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125
I know, baby. I don't want to end us.
1355
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,087
- I love you.
- I love you.
1356
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,048
I'm sorry about San Francisco.
1357
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511
I can't turn down this opportunity,
but we can try long distance.
1358
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097
You know it's not all about that.
1359
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,433
This isn't working anymore. You know that.
1360
01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854
I feel like we need to live our own lives.
1361
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481
Ever since college, we're all we've known.
1362
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615
But what if we were meant to be together?
1363
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955
I mean, what if it's supposed to be us?
1364
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291
No matter what happens,
1365
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210
I feel like we're always gonna be
in each other's lives, so...
1366
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339
It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay.
1367
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388
I'm scared, Nate.
1368
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267
I'm scared to do this without you.
1369
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,187
Look at me.
1370
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577
I love you.
1371
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,630
Okay.
1372
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,013
Can I...
1373
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850
Can I just have a minute?
1374
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,354
Yeah.
1375
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,651
Fuck.
1376
01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569
Fuck.
1377
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,666
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪
1378
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,918
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪
1379
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,755
♪ I wanna make a million dollars ♪
1380
01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:10,925
♪ Making all my days count
Clowning with my day ones ♪
1381
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511
♪ What is life? What is love? ♪
1382
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:16,555
♪ What are lies? What is trust? ♪
1383
01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,433
♪ What is everything? ♪
1384
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,312
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1385
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,941
♪ Without you ♪
1386
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,860
♪ Without you ♪
1387
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,659
♪ Running, I'm running
I'm running outta patience ♪
1388
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:40,746
♪ I wanna be a great one
I wanna be a great one ♪
1389
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,665
♪ And when the spirit calls me ♪
1390
01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:45,876
♪ I wanna throw my hands up
Ready to be saved, yeah ♪
1391
01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,504
♪ And when my day is done ♪
1392
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257
♪ I hope I die fading ♪
1393
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,343
♪ When they take me way up ♪
1394
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:57,555
♪ I hope I fly fading ♪
1395
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,099
♪ What is life? What is love? ♪
1396
01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,352
♪ What is time?
What is choice? ♪
1397
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,105
♪ What is everything? ♪
1398
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,150
♪ Everything is nothing without ♪
1399
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,153
♪ What is life?
What is love? ♪
1400
01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:14,739
♪ I hope I am enough... ♪
1401
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,287
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1402
01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,081
♪ Nothing without ♪
1403
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,835
♪ Nothing without you ♪
1404
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,920
♪ Nothing without you ♪
1405
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,257
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1406
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,869
- You over the show already?
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1407
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,665
I just came to get some air.
1408
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919
Okay. Air's that way.
1409
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,630
You know, you can't smoke in here.
1410
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883
Oh, my God. What are you, security?
I'm by the door.
1411
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,853
Look, I got a car coming to pick me up
in about a minute.
1412
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481
Take me to the House of Yes.
Why don't you come with me?
1413
01:08:31,064 --> 01:08:33,317
I don't need a rebound, Matt.
1414
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403
I'm not offering sex.
1415
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532
I'm... I'm literally just offering you
a ride to the after-party.
1416
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745
My phone isn't working,
and Erin and Blair are still inside, so...
1417
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205
No, that's cool, I'll text them.
1418
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,456
Let's go.
1419
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,487
♪ Here's to the ones ♪
1420
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,906
♪ Who stuck in when they should have run ♪
1421
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,870
♪ Despite all of my ranting
And raging, so ♪
1422
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,622
♪ Here's to the ones ♪
1423
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,917
♪ Who hide the bullet from the gun ♪
1424
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:36,881
♪ Foot down on all my bullshit
But won't cage me ♪
1425
01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:40,885
♪ Here's to my friends ♪
1426
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,053
♪ All in until the bitter end ♪
1427
01:09:43,136 --> 01:09:45,723
♪ Drink or two to the toast ♪
1428
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,850
♪ Not too many though ♪
1429
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860
It's Jenny. Leave a message.
1430
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead,
and you need to find a charge,
1431
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,074
and you better call us back.
You're being such a fucking asshole.
1432
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036
We just really want to be there for you,
so we just need you to call us.
1433
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121
We love you. We love you so much.
1434
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,750
- What the fuck was that?
- She's not gonna respond to that.
1435
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793
- You can't yell at her.
- I don't care.
1436
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213
She needs to grow up.
1437
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466
What... What was that?
1438
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887
I mean, it's kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,
1439
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264
but... I don't know, never mind.
1440
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.
1441
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062
- Oh, really?
- Mm.
1442
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065
You're late to work every day.
1443
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691
Not every day.
1444
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486
You go out on work days
more than you go out on weekends.
1445
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112
Because it's bridge and tunnel.
1446
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907
Erin, you're holding onto something
that is gone.
1447
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,617
Do you think you're gonna be
young forever?
1448
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911
We're almost 30 years old.
It's not cute anymore.
1449
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705
Don't you have personal goals?
Do you have a plan for the future?
1450
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791
How did your plan work out?
Oh, right.
1451
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502
It was completely fucking insane
and backfired.
1452
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670
It did not backfire.
1453
01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213
We can't fuck around anymore.
1454
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175
I want a best friend that gets up with me
on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market.
1455
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719
And you sleep through the farmers' market
every weekend.
1456
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181
Is that what being an adult means to you?
Going to the fucking farmers' market.
1457
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559
- What else? Tell me your ways.
- Admitting that you like Leah,
1458
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895
and you want to be in a relationship
with her.
1459
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731
What are you so afraid of?
1460
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358
Everything!
1461
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,029
If I grow up, it means I need to change
1462
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156
everything.
1463
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285
Everything's already
fucking changing, Blair.
1464
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577
Jenny's leaving.
1465
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,916
And actually, the farmers' market
sounds really, really like...
1466
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003
assuring and coddling
and comforting right now.
1467
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,754
Like, is there one tomorrow?
1468
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215
- Great fresh produce.
- Yeah.
1469
01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261
All I feel right now is, like, just love
for you coursing through my veins,
1470
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721
and I just want to hug it out.
1471
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180
Me too. I just want to hug you.
1472
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
1473
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309
I'm so sorry.
1474
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,102
I love you.
1475
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189
- Say it back!
- I love you.
1476
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,734
Oh, shit.
1477
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987
She's with Matt.
1478
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,238
- Oh.
- I have an address.
1479
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158
- Hoo!
- Yeah.
1480
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617
We're back.
1481
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,535
All right.
1482
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871
I gotta make a pit stop.
1483
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,913
Okay.
1484
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999
Woo!
1485
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:18,876
♪ Now that it's over ♪
1486
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,839
♪ The space where you used to be ♪
1487
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,675
♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪
1488
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,931
♪ All of the plans we made
That never... ♪
1489
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350
Oh, shit dicks.
1490
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395
Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you.
Let me get...
1491
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397
Nope, no, no. No, no.
1492
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483
Big girl, grownup here.
1493
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,442
I'm sorry!
1494
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,027
You know this is all your fault.
1495
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029
Oh, yeah? Enlighten me.
1496
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990
Well, if you had just dated me in college,
I would never have met Nate.
1497
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,658
And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken.
1498
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243
I was dumb in college.
1499
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746
You know I fucked several different women
that stole from me?
1500
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166
Oh, wow!
I was so obsessed with you in college.
1501
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170
I spent so much time thinking about you
and crying over you and...
1502
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633
It just makes me realize that
what I felt for you wasn't even real
1503
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594
because it definitely didn't feel
like this.
1504
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263
Come on.
You're looking at it all wrong.
1505
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058
You've been blessed with a broken heart.
1506
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727
When it doesn't hurt anymore,
that's when it's really over.
1507
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521
Live in this as long as you can.
1508
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,067
I gotta go.
1509
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,027
Really?
1510
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114
Tell Erin and Blair
that I am going to finish it.
1511
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,449
- And they'll know what I mean.
- What are you talking about?
1512
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,409
That makes no sense.
1513
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494
Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs.
1514
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538
I... forgot, you're on drugs.
1515
01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248
Are you cool? You okay?
1516
01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999
- I'm gonna be okay.
- All right.
1517
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251
Hey, Young!
1518
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295
I'm sorry I was such an asshole
in college.
1519
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,297
Don't be.
1520
01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,133
You helped me find Nate.
1521
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554
Hi.
1522
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,014
- Hi!
- Hey! Hi!
1523
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975
- Leah!
- What's up?
1524
01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560
- Hi!
- You okay?
1525
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270
- Yeah.
- Shit, you're rich.
1526
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440
Everything's great. I just need to,
like, talk to you right now.
1527
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567
She wants to go to the farmers' market
with you.
1528
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444
Right now?
1529
01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,405
No, like...
Like, normal farmers' market...
1530
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656
- Functioning hours.
- Yeah.
1531
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950
- It's real.
- Mm-hmm.
1532
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743
- You're so pretty.
- Don't touch her.
1533
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, her skin.
1534
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622
Okay, boo.
1535
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,540
Yeah.
1536
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417
How you feeling? You still...
1537
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
1538
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130
- I feel like it's gotten more intense.
- I can see that.
1539
01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,047
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1540
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302
So I'm going to play you some
really great music.
1541
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,014
Okay? You just let it, like,
wash over you, all right?
1542
01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:40,809
Just let it, like, move you
wherever you want to go, okay?
1543
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646
And whatever you do, do not take
the headphones out until I tell you to.
1544
01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150
Great.
1545
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569
I can feel
the seasons changing!
1546
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,737
Yeah.
1547
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:53,864
Perfect.
1548
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617
You got it, girl.
1549
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,078
Woo! All right. Let's have a...
1550
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,497
Yeah...
1551
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582
Seat... Sit... Seat...
1552
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212
- Are you rolling?
- I am, I am definitely rolling.
1553
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048
But that has nothing to do with the words
that are about to come out
1554
01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216
of my face right now.
1555
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718
- Understood.
- Yeah, great. Okay. Mm.
1556
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434
Alright, give me a minute.
1557
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,145
I...
1558
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,065
think I lo...
1559
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733
Hmm. Why is this so hard?
1560
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,152
Because you've never said it before.
1561
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,821
Is that bad?
1562
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:35,948
No.
1563
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,117
When I was in college, I thought I'd...
1564
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,038
You get it.
1565
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832
With this, uh, one girl,
1566
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626
and she was great.
1567
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214
You know, everything was great.
It was fun. She was smart. Whatever.
1568
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260
And our relationship was... beautiful.
1569
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513
And, out of nowhere, she just like...
1570
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683
went back to men.
1571
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936
And it fucking crushed me.
1572
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,605
I felt like...
1573
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,066
I was just some experiment.
1574
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821
And I've never told anyone that.
1575
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908
- Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie.
- Mm.
1576
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203
Or that crazy bitch back there.
1577
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999
I know what that feels like.
1578
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1579
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798
See, I've never had someone
to share this part of myself with.
1580
01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,051
Woo!
1581
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928
I'm feeling, like, so many things
right now,
1582
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,763
like, so many things.
1583
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392
Yeah. You have two straight best friends.
1584
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354
I have to imagine you're not sitting
around reading queer theory together.
1585
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235
You know, I'm good with taking it slow.
1586
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,075
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
1587
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537
I am terrified of meeting your friends.
Like, what if they don't like me?
1588
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747
Bitch, everybody likes you.
1589
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415
Yeah, you right.
1590
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,043
- Oh, wow. Okay, okay.
- You right.
1591
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,715
- I think I...
- I think I love you, too.
1592
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435
Do you think I can have
one more kiss?
1593
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521
I'll find closure on your lips,
and then I'll go.
1594
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401
Maybe also one more breakfast,
one more lunch, and one more dinner.
1595
01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071
I'll be full and happy
1596
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989
and we can part.
1597
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661
But in between meals,
maybe we can lie in bed one more time.
1598
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165
One more prolonged moment
where time suspends indefinitely
1599
01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417
as I rest my head on your chest.
1600
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840
My hope is if we add up the "one mores,"
they will equal a lifetime,
1601
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177
and I'll never have to get to the part
where I let you go.
1602
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680
Yes, baby! Baby, wait.
1603
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515
Grip on. Grip on tight.
1604
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558
- We're okay. Go, go, go, go.
- No. Fuck this.
1605
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352
Actually, you owe my ass a...
1606
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729
Okay, fine. Let's do it.
1607
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,064
Oh! Shit!
1608
01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565
You're a dick!
1609
01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442
But that's not real, is it?
1610
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237
There are no more "one mores."
1611
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657
I met you when everything
was new and exciting,
1612
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785
and the possibilities
of the world seemed endless.
1613
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,578
And they still are.
1614
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997
For you, for me.
1615
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,125
But not for us.
1616
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212
Somewhere between then and now,
here and there,
1617
01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464
I guess we didn't just grow apart,
1618
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,632
we grew up.
1619
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763
When something breaks, if the pieces
are large enough, you can fix it.
1620
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476
Unfortunately, sometimes things
don't break, they shatter.
1621
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271
But when you let the light in,
1622
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440
shattered glass will glitter.
1623
01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734
And in those moments,
1624
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153
when the pieces of what we were
catch the sun,
1625
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448
I'll remember just how beautiful it was.
1626
01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701
Just how beautiful it'll always be.
1627
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161
Because it was us.
1628
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288
And we were magic.
1629
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832
- Forever.
- Forever!
1630
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404
All right, divide and conquer.
1631
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740
- I'll take this room, you take that one.
- Yup-yup!
1632
01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,493
Blair!
1633
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000
God, you're so fucking sexy.
1634
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,252
Oh, she cute.
1635
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,712
All right.
1636
01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:05,133
♪ Do you think of me? ♪
1637
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261
Where the fuck is this bitch?
1638
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,065
Holy fuck!
1639
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734
Wow, uh... Wow.
1640
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,735
Uh, Blair Bear?
1641
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740
Girl, I just want you to know that I am
just as proud of you right now as I am
1642
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617
deeply disturbed by what I just saw.
1643
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244
But I stand by you!
1644
01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372
And your risque choices,
and I will meet you outside.
1645
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249
Don't forget to wash your hands.
1646
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,585
You fuck, boo.
1647
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,504
You fuck.
1648
01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1649
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722
Can you please get out of me now?
1650
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683
Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up.
1651
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522
Ahem.
1652
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941
Hello.
1653
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110
Oh, hey, what's up?
1654
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570
- Hi.
- Feeling relaxed?
1655
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487
Shut up.
1656
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531
Anything you care to share with the class?
1657
01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909
It was only the second time.
1658
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369
Oh, my God.
1659
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,620
Today.
1660
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541
- You did it at his office?
- I needed to get the wristbands.
1661
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126
We needed to get the wristbands.
1662
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545
I don't even fucking know who you are
right now.
1663
01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,422
Like in a bad way?
1664
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674
In the best way.
1665
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,217
You out here.
1666
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136
Living your best life,
1667
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929
just making choices.
1668
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,222
- Yes.
- Taking risks.
1669
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682
- Yes.
- Yes.
1670
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,725
Feels good.
1671
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:37,934
It should.
1672
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,021
Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me?
1673
01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189
No. Why would she be mad at you?
She loves you.
1674
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,232
Yeah.
1675
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985
Did we ever find out where she went?
1676
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,320
No.
1677
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,946
Tiny Ethan...
1678
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574
said she said something
to Matt about, like...
1679
01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786
going out and finishing it,
and then she, like, stalked off.
1680
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,080
- So ominous.
- Bitch is dramatic, we know this.
1681
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249
- "Finish it"?
- Yup. I have no idea.
1682
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,126
It has to do something with Nate.
1683
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,086
Where would she go to finish
the relationship?
1684
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,049
Oh, my God, yep.
Know where she's at. Let's go.
1685
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,842
Oh, God.
1686
01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,344
God.
1687
01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:18,308
♪ Wider than a mile ♪
1688
01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,270
♪ I'm crossing you in style, ♪
1689
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,105
♪ Someday... ♪
1690
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742
Knew I'd find you here.
1691
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957
I fucked up, Jen.
1692
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209
Like, I really fucked up.
1693
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379
All right, we... have to try.
1694
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,297
Like, I'll move,
1695
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883
or we'll go back and forth or what...
1696
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802
I don't know, but I know that we...
1697
01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,054
I can't just do this without you.
1698
01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,431
I know I said
we got to be our own people, but...
1699
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184
Shit, I'm not even a person without you.
1700
01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481
Maybe this whole thing implodes,
nothing works,
1701
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441
but at least we try.
1702
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656
- Hey.
- Jenny! Jenny baby!
1703
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825
Your ass is all the way out.
1704
01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369
- Hey.
- Jen. Jenny.
1705
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454
- Hey.
- What?
1706
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290
Oh, my God.
We were so fucking worried, dude.
1707
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877
Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.
1708
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,755
Yeah, Washington Square Park?
Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed?
1709
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:32,966
You okay?
1710
01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,551
I'm sad.
1711
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595
I'm just so sad.
1712
01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,017
Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know?
1713
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,351
I, uh...
1714
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271
We loved each other.
1715
01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,065
We love... We...
1716
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,652
We love each other. I mean,
'cause that shit doesn't go away, right?
1717
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195
- No.
- It's, uh...
1718
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283
Wasn't just San Francisco.
1719
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245
We were all sorts of fucked up.
1720
01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,457
I think about...
1721
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835
us and him and New York City and...
1722
01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,839
how I thought if I could just
keep everything the same
1723
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758
then nothing would change, but...
1724
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470
Everything's changing.
1725
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,389
Did you get to talk to him?
1726
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184
No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't...
1727
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,104
I saw him, but I don't know, I...
1728
01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192
I guess, um...
1729
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528
Shit, I guess in that moment,
I was choosing myself.
1730
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,531
'Cause it's like, it's not, um...
1731
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700
our journey anymore.
1732
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,827
It's mine.
1733
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,038
Fuck.
1734
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292
Oh, fuck, that's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.
1735
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169
- But kind of amazing, right?
- Yeah.
1736
01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637
I am so scared to be without you two.
1737
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348
I don't know life without this.
1738
01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103
We're scared too, okay?
1739
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,730
But this isn't gonna change.
1740
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982
We'll still be doing this.
1741
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151
Living in different cities
won't change that.
1742
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903
Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming
1743
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364
- every morning.
- Right when I hit that pooper.
1744
01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449
While you're on the motherfucking toilet.
1745
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,451
- No.
- Why don't you ever join in that?
1746
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703
- I'm not gonna do that.
- It's a phenomenal activity.
1747
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413
I don't wanna see either of you shit.
1748
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584
I'm sorry. I love you both, but no.
1749
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,044
I'm just like this.
1750
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215
I'm really glad you guys pulled me out
of work today.
1751
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342
- You are?
- Today was amazing.
1752
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260
It was epic.
1753
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,302
An update.
1754
01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264
I caught this bitch, on the sink,
1755
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432
having sex... with Matt.
1756
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,350
Girl!
1757
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602
Girl?
1758
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687
At the after-party.
1759
01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690
But I also might have slept with him
when I went to get the wristbands.
1760
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,110
I'm sorry.
1761
01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195
- Was it good?
- Yes.
1762
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283
Yes, it was so good, and that's the best...
worst part. Are you mad?
1763
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,325
Are you kidding?
1764
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,662
Thrusting, thrusting.
1765
01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247
You guys are coochie-cousins!
1766
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,376
- I'm kinda jealous.
- You should be.
1767
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461
Oh! Also, update.
1768
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132
Before we went to the after-party,
we stopped by Leah's place.
1769
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383
Y'all did so much.
1770
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,801
- It was a lot of time.
- And Erin...
1771
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887
basically Say Anything'd her.
1772
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347
- Boombox?
- No boombox.
1773
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,265
But...
1774
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142
we did say "I love you."
1775
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025
- Oh, that's my boo.
- Yes.
1776
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,401
- You did that?
- You guys...
1777
01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903
I'm so proud of us.
1778
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447
Oh, so much.
1779
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449
- Yeah.
- Ah. So good.
1780
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701
- So grown.
- Yeah, real grown.
1781
01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996
There was a point, many points...
tonight was long...
1782
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,582
where I was like, "All I want to do
is go to Leah's
1783
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500
and watch that murder doc on Netflix."
1784
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212
Okay, so you have to go online afterwards
and get the articles,
1785
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,505
because there's so much
they don't tell you in the series.
1786
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717
- Yeah, you said that before.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal.
1787
01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:06,137
Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go.
1788
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598
- She's a baby.
- It's too much. We did it.
1789
01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,475
- Yep, it's done.
- You're good.
1790
01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645
We done did it. We done did it, y'all.
1791
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938
We did.
1792
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,105
Hold up.
1793
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
1794
01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568
- Yep, can somebody take me home?
- Mm-hmm.
1795
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279
Yay!
1796
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448
- Oh, my God.
- All better!
1797
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202
- Oh. I'm hungry.
- Again?
1798
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372
Where did this
rain come from, though?
1799
01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,042
- It's super aggressive, it's strange.
- Kinda like our night.
1800
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127
I feel like I gotta stop.
1801
01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879
I gotta just keep facing outwards.
1802
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757
- I think I got gum in my purse.
- Can we get tacos?
1803
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676
Yeah!
1804
01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:48,972
♪ We'll say a little prayer ♪
1805
01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:53,601
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪
1806
01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:58,356
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪
1807
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:01,067
♪ You know you can call on me ♪
1808
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,903
♪ When you can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪
1809
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:16,457
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪
1810
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:21,671
♪ You know you can call on me
You can't stop the tears from falling ♪
1811
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,922
♪ Down ♪
1812
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:43,818
♪ When you're weary
And the road is dark ♪
1813
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:48,906
♪ And I'll guide you
With the beating of my heart ♪
1814
01:28:49,365 --> 01:28:53,870
♪ And if the cavalry
And the help don't come ♪
1815
01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:57,832
♪ Well, then we'll find a way
To dodge a smoking gun ♪
1816
01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:02,337
♪ 'Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We'll say a little prayer ♪
1817
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,632
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪
1818
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:11,304
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪
1819
01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:14,098
♪ You know you can call on me ♪
1820
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:17,352
♪ When you can't stop the tears from
Falling down ♪
1821
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,781
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪
1822
01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:32,617
♪ You know you can call on me
1823
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,370
♪ You can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪
1824
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,473
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1825
01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:57,725
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪
1826
01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:00,353
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1827
01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:02,605
♪ You need somebody to dry your tears ♪
1828
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,899
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1829
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,984
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪
1830
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:10,446
♪ Call on me, call on me ♪
1831
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,615
♪ Call on me ♪
1832
01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:14,534
♪ Just call on me ♪
1833
01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:16,911
♪ Call on me ♪
1834
01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:18,913
♪ Just call on me ♪
1835
01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:21,707
♪ Call on me ♪
1836
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,584
♪ Just call on me ♪
1837
01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:25,962
♪ Call on me ♪
1838
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,047
♪ Just call on me ♪