1 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,109 Yeow-hoo-hooeee! 2 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,714 Maa-ax! 3 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,097 Mae-ax“! 4 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,522 Maa-ax! 5 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,194 Roxanne? 6 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,243 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 7 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,085 - Ahh. - Oh! 8 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,474 What's wrong? 9 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,728 Argh! 10 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,982 Argh! Ooo-ooo. 11 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,027 Aah! Oh! 12 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:56,158 - Argh! No! - Look! 13 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,873 - Ayuk! O-O-Oh! 14 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,219 Uh... Ahh! Hello? Ahem. Hello. 15 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,055 Max, where the heck are you, man? 16 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,265 - P.J.? - You should've been here an hour ago. 17 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,726 What? What are... Hold on. 18 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,019 Oh, no! 19 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,772 Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. 20 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:27,898 No way, man. 21 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,192 It's now or never. Oooh! 22 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,195 You better get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker. 23 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,032 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 24 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,533 Dad! 25 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,911 Oops! I forgot. 26 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,581 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 27 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,584 Came to see if you had any... dirty clothes. 28 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,586 Well, there they are. Help yourself. 29 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,255 Max, I thought we talked about this. 30 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,425 Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I-I'll take care of it later. Ow! 31 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,844 - What's the big rush? - I'm running late. 32 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,805 I could drive ya on my way to work. 33 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,390 Uh, no. No, thanks. 34 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,352 - I, uh, need the exercise. - Aw, come on, Max. Huh? 35 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,814 Dad! No, don't do it! 36 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,233 Don't... No! 37 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:15,153 Oh, Dad, you ruined it. 38 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,738 Sorry 'bout that. 39 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,448 Who was he, anyway? 40 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,077 It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet. 41 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:26,456 Ooh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King. 42 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:30,293 Everybody mambo! Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom 43 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,463 Dad, there's no time for this. What if the neighbors see us? 44 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,006 Boom-boom-boom' 45 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,385 Maxie, wait up! 46 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,804 You forgot your lunch. 47 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,724 - Have a good day! - Duh... Ah! 48 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,851 Huh. 49 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,895 They've been laughin' Since I can remember 50 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,357 But they're not gonna laugh any more 51 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,234 No more "Maxie the Geek" 52 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,902 No more "Goof of the Week" 53 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,030 Like before' 54 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,576 No more algebra tests 'til September 55 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,579 No more lookin' at losers like him' 56 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,249 - No more havin' to cheat - No more mystery meat 57 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,251 - No more gym - No more gym 58 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,170 - No more gym - No more gym 59 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,922 - Gonna move to the mall - Gonna live in the pool 60 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,091 - Oh! - Gonna talk to Roxanne 61 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,218 And not feel like a fool' 62 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,221 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin' 63 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:26,725 After today, she'll be mine 64 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,479 After today, my brains'll be snoozin' 65 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,273 If I don't faint, I'll be fine 66 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,068 I've got 40 more minutes Of home economics 67 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:40,447 - Then down with the textbooks - And up with the comics 68 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,742 Just think of all The time I've been losin' 69 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:47,245 Finding the right thing to say' 70 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,874 But things'll be goin' my way After today 71 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,919 She looked right through me 72 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,756 And who could blame her' 73 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,133 I need a new me' 74 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,553 Plus some positive proof That I'm not just a goof 75 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,265 And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin' 76 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,559 No more pep rallies to cut 77 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,519 Yuck! 78 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,939 After today, our brains'll be snoozin' 79 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:17,150 I'm gonna sit on my butt 80 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,152 I've got less than an hour 81 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,737 And when this is ended' 82 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,282 - I'll either be famous - Or you'll be suspended 83 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,702 Just think of all the time I've been losin' 84 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,664 Waiting until I could say 85 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,792 Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye 86 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,796 Gonna party from now 'til the end of July 87 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,298 Things'll be going my way 88 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,677 After today 89 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,765 I wish that this was the day... 90 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,351 After today 91 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,312 Whoa! Dah! Argh! 92 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,694 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 93 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,655 I just, uh... Dah... 94 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,244 Ayuk! 95 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,457 Oh. 96 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,293 Argh! 97 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,882 I can't believe I did that! 98 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,302 Urgh! She finally says "Hi" to me, and what do I do? 99 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,721 I... choke! Urgh! 100 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:28,972 Ayuk! 101 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,517 - Like a big spaz! - Where have you been, buddy? 102 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,729 Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera? 103 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,065 Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me! 104 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,734 Are you sure we gotta do this? 105 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,736 It's my only chance, Peej. 106 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,822 To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody. 107 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,908 But after today... 108 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,368 Bobby! 109 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,748 Wow, look! All this is for us? 110 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,252 Mmm, slurpage! 111 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,338 Oh, this is gonna be so great, man! 112 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,215 Dude. Need fund-age, bro. 113 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,551 Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here. 114 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,803 Ahhh! 115 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,057 Cheddar! Aah-ooh! 116 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,726 Cheddar whizzy! 117 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,190 Mmm. Mmm. 118 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,277 Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious. 119 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,989 Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies! 120 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,787 As student body president, I just wanna say like "yea"... 121 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,623 - To all of us for a really neat year. - Yo, Stacey! 122 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,085 Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby! 123 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,878 And also that I hope you can all attend 124 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,589 my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday 125 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,133 to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view. 126 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,929 Thank you, thank you very much. 127 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,974 And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur. 128 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,896 Thank you, Stacey. 129 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,315 And good morning, boys and girls. 130 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,276 You know, every year on the last day of school 131 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,989 I have several youngsters approach me and say, 132 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:13,952 "Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?" 133 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,579 - "We don't want to waste our free time" 134 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,957 - "sleeping or visiting friends.” 135 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,335 Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party. 136 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,468 How you, uh... How you doin' down there, Bobby? 137 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,514 Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you. 138 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,685 This is nuts. 139 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,563 I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this. 140 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:45,316 If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence... Ah! 141 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,152 ...of the element, or... 142 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,070 Heh-heh-heh. 143 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,197 I hope this works. 144 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,493 How about... science slumber parties? 145 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,287 Huh? 146 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,502 Wha... 147 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,379 Hey! 148 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,466 I'm not gonna just... Aaah! 149 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,011 Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 150 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,973 Some people settle For the typical things 151 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,226 Livin' all their lives Waitin' in the wings 152 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,022 It ain't a question of "if" It's just a matter of time 153 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,400 Before I move to the front of the line' 154 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,653 Once you're watchin' Every move that I make 155 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,156 You gotta believe That I got what it takes 156 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,241 Whaaa! 157 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,870 To stand out above the crowd 158 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,414 Even if I've gotta shout out loud' 159 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,918 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 160 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:49,380 Gonna stand out 'Til you notice me, yeah 161 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:55,053 A little smoke-age! 162 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,848 If I can make you stop and Take a look at me instead of just 163 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,601 Walkin' by 164 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,688 There's nothin' that I wouldn't do If it was gettin' you to notice 165 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,399 I'm alive 166 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:12,278 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 167 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,990 To prove I've got whatever it takes 168 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,325 It's a piece of cake. 169 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,620 To stand out above the crowd' 170 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,623 Wow! Who's that guy? 171 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,751 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 172 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,921 Gonna stand out... 173 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,931 Hey, it's the Goof boy! 174 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,183 We're busted! 175 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,435 Hmph. 176 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,149 Gaga-booja-boo boo-boo-boo. 177 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,193 Ayuk! Come on, smile! 178 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,195 Smiley-Wiley! 179 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,948 Blaa-aa-aa. Ayuk! 180 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,742 Oh, come on, Kimmie. Gimme a big... 181 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,955 - Ahh! 182 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,290 Whee! 183 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,584 - Ahh! Whee! 184 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,171 - Ahh. 185 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,464 - Ahh! 186 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,508 - Ahh! 187 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,136 Stop goofin' around! 188 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,013 We got work to do! 189 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,515 Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now. 190 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,476 - Ayuk! BIaa-aa-aa. - Ahh. 191 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,021 You're such a cute little girlie. 192 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,774 - Mmm. - Oh, come back and see me. 193 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,236 Oh, you have such a way with children. 194 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,448 "You have such a way with children." 195 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:39,490 Pah! 196 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,327 Okay, now. Who's next over here? 197 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,830 Step aside, Goof. Let a pro Show you how it's done. 198 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,500 Okay. Who's next over here? Ha-ha-ha-ha. 199 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,003 Ooh, hello, precious... 200 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,839 Oooh! Oooh! 201 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,841 You lucky woman. Heh. 202 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,968 Now, now, you come on here, honey. 203 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,304 - It's picture time. Come on. - Peekaboo! 204 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,973 - She's so cute. - Peekaboo! 205 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,644 Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids. 206 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,730 - Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. - Argh! 207 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:15,568 Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me to take him on vacation this summer. 208 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,528 Really? Where ya goin'? 209 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,696 Campin'! 210 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,657 Nothing like the great outdoors 211 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,410 to strengthen the bond between a father and a son. 212 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,538 - Argh! - Max'd never go for anything like that. 213 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,374 - I don't know, Goof. - Ooh! Gimme, gimme. 214 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:33,086 Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. 215 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,214 Well, for all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang, 216 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,008 and stealin' stuff, and causin' riots and... 217 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,885 Waaa! Gimme! 218 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,720 Oh, Max is a good kid. 219 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,098 He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that. 220 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,816 I'm a failure. 221 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,859 Complete loser. 222 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,405 My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it. 223 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,614 Uh-huh! 224 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,700 Max, look. 225 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,412 It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh. 226 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,958 Oh, man. 227 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,919 My dad is gonna smash me like a bug. 228 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,423 Hey, P.J., detention! 229 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,633 Robert Zimuruski. 230 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,429 Okay. I'm comin'. 231 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,638 Max, here. 232 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,391 Guard this with your life, dude. 233 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,275 Hey, Maz-u-ur! 234 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,277 What's up, bro? All right. 235 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,779 Then my parents' air conditioner went on the fritz. 236 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,115 I figured with all those kids in my house, the place a be like a sauna. 237 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,200 So I'm all freaked out, but then I thought, like, use it. 238 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,620 So my theme's gonna be, "Powerline Goes Rain Forest." 239 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:50,747 Too much? 240 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,207 Roxanne, are you listening? 241 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,795 Oh! 242 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,382 - Stacey, no! I don't wanna... - Talk to him. 243 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,426 Ahem! 244 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,179 A-A-Ahem'. Hmm. 245 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,847 Tap him. 246 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,987 - Gosh, I'm sorry. - It's okay... really. 247 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,826 Um, I liked your dance. 248 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,495 Yeah. 249 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,496 Yeah? 250 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,539 Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video. 251 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,833 I know. H-He's totally a genius. 252 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,127 Yeah. He's doing a concert next week in LA. 253 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,505 Oh, yeah. Stacey's showing it at her party. 254 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,548 - Yeah! - Yeah. 255 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,136 Um, uh, Roxanne... 256 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,641 I was, uh, sorta, kinda thinkin' that maybe I'd, um, 257 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,062 ask you to, uh, go with me, that is to the... party. 258 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,773 Of course if you don't want to, I'd completely understand. 259 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:03,778 Well, I was sorta, kind of thinkin' that... I'd love to. 260 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,405 - Yeah? - Yeah. 261 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,864 - Good. - Great. 262 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,074 - Terrific. - Wonderful. 263 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,909 - All right. - Okay. 264 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,162 C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we? 265 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,123 Well, I'd better be going. 266 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,250 I'll, uh, call you later. 267 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,334 Okay. 268 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,919 Bye. Oh. 269 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,922 Bye. 270 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,677 See, that wasn't so bad. I told you men are easy to deal with. 271 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,054 Yes! She said yes! 272 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,265 Ya-ha-ha-hoo! 273 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,519 Everybody mambo! Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 274 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,188 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 275 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,732 It's not my break yet! Ooh! 276 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,402 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 277 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,905 Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her. 278 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,782 Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah' 279 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,701 - Miss Maple! - Yes, sir? 280 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,245 Get that boy's father on the phone at once! 281 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,414 Right away, sir! Whoo! 282 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,999 Hello. 283 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,209 Ah, yes. Mr. Goof. 284 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,295 This is Principal Mazur. 285 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,256 I'm calling in regard to your son Maximilian. 286 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,967 Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt? 287 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,594 No, Mr. Goof. 288 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:10,928 He's in trouble! 289 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,097 Trouble? What kind of trouble? 290 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,433 - Dressed like a gang member... {Sang member? 291 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,436 your son caused the entire student body 292 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,897 to break into a riotous frenzy! 293 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,442 - Riot? Couldn't be my... - If I were you, Mr. Goof, 294 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,154 I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child 295 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,073 before he ends up in the electric chair! 296 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,951 The electric chair? 297 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,746 Oh! 298 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,665 What am I gonna do? 299 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,294 Blue light special on aisle three. 300 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,631 Blue light special on aisle three. 301 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,692 Lake Destiny. 302 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,613 Okay, kiddo. Now, smile! 303 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,532 Lake Destiny, Idaho! 304 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,117 - Lake who-did-ho? - You were right, Pete. 305 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,036 Nothin' like the great outdoors 306 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,539 to strengthen the bond between father and son. 307 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,124 - You said so yourself. - Well, yeah, but... 308 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,001 I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk! 309 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,087 I'm goin' fishin' with my boy! 310 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,838 Yeah. 311 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,259 Okay, precious, gimme a big smi... 312 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,889 Fishing! Fishing! 313 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,936 Cool concert, lad. 314 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,064 - What? - You wailed, bud! 315 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,151 - Hey, Max, wicked dance. - Thanks. 316 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,571 Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's. 317 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,072 Way to go, man! 318 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,324 I just heard about you and Roxanne. 319 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,868 Oh, Pete! OW! 320 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,038 See, see? I told you our plan would work! 321 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,292 - Max! Max! Max! - Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh. 322 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,212 - Maximum! Maxi-mu-um! - Max! Max! 323 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:12,049 Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! 324 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,844 Max! Max! Max! Yeah! 325 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,847 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 326 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,225 To prove I've got whatever it takes 327 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,352 It's a piece of cake. 328 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,856 To stand out above the crowd' 329 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,984 Even if! gotta shout out loud 330 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,403 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 331 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,866 Gonna stand out Stand out, heh 332 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,492 Stand out' 333 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,286 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 334 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,038 Stand out' 335 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,459 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 336 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,086 Gonna stand out' 337 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,254 'Til you notice me 338 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,633 Goin' somewhere, Pop? 339 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,428 - Sure are, pal-a-roony. - Cool. Have a good time, Dad. 340 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,014 If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line. 341 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,767 But, Max, this isn't just my vacation. 342 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,895 It's a vacation with me and my best buddy. 343 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,148 - Oh, Donald Duck? - No, silly. With you! 344 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,905 Are you okay, Maxie? 345 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,115 Wh-What did you say? 346 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,450 That's right! 347 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,285 A vacation, son! 348 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,789 We'll spend some real quality time together! 349 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,165 I think I'm gonna be sick. 350 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,042 Hey, got a present for ya! 351 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,503 Dad, stop that! What are you doing? 352 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,925 You look just like I did at your age. 353 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,635 Please don't say that, Dad. 354 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,055 Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk! 355 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,976 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. 356 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,312 And now, it's yours, son. 357 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,690 - A stick? - No, silly. 358 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,149 A fishin' pole! 359 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,194 Fishing? We're going fishing? 360 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,072 Yep. Just like my dad and me did. 361 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,033 Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny. 362 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,035 Away from it all! 363 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,955 I don't wanna be "away" from it all, Dad. 364 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,790 I like "it all"! 365 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,669 Look, Maxie, we're using the same map me and my dad used. 366 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,755 We'll take the same route, and make the same stops... 367 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,757 - And see the same sights. - Ahh! 368 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,302 - But that trip would take weeks, Dad! - Exactly! 369 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304 Gettin' there is half the fun. 370 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,681 Put the map away, Dad. 371 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,767 - It's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya. - Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past. 372 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,186 Ayuk! And our future. 373 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,399 What the map says, Max, we will follow. 374 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,985 That's very mystical and everything, Dad, 375 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,447 but, uh, seriously, there's this party I have to go to. And there's this girl... 376 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,824 There'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older. 377 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,703 Why, when I was your age I'd never even been invited to a party. 378 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,622 - Look at me now! - Great, Dad. 379 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,000 - Hop in, Maxie. - No. 380 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,046 All right, then. 381 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,174 Guess I'll just have to go... 382 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,842 all alone. 383 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,427 That's all. 384 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,890 Just sit in the boat all alone... 385 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,892 and talk to myself. 386 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,353 - All alone. - I guess so. 387 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689 - Oh, come on! Hop in! - No, Dad. 388 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,150 - Just hop right in there. - No. 389 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,278 - Come on, Maxie. Go for it! - Argh! No. 390 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,781 Let's buckle you up! 391 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,116 And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk. 392 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,704 Set for adventure, Maxie? 393 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,040 Why are you doing this to me, Dad? 394 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,710 'Cause I don't want ya to end up in the electric chair. 395 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,754 Electric chair? What are you... 396 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,714 I'm not givin' up on ya, son. 397 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,592 Together, we're gonna work this out. 398 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,885 Work this out? But, Dad! 399 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,012 No buts about it, Maxie boy. 400 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,223 - Your ol' pop knows best. - But... 401 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,688 Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox. 402 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,442 Goodbye, pile of broken wood. 403 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,446 Goodbye, hopes. 404 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,906 Goodbye, dreams. 405 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,407 Goodbye, Roxanne. 406 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,034 Roxanne! 407 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,829 Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first. I have to talk to someone. 408 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,455 - Well... - Turn here! 409 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,085 D-Dad, watch out! Aaah! 410 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,170 Stop here. Here! Pull over! 411 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,674 Now, make it quick, Maxie boy. 412 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,592 We gotta put some road behind us. 413 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,264 You get and cancel your first date in less than an hour. 414 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,725 Must be some kind of lame-o record. 415 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,732 Hi. Is Roxanne home? 416 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,612 M-M-My name's Max. 417 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,448 Does Roxanne live here? 418 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,493 - Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha. - Wait! 419 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,912 It's okay, Daddy. Max is a friend from school. 420 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,206 Oh. 421 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,126 Go on. Go on. Good Daddy. 422 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,296 - Hey, Max. - Hi, there. 423 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,591 You wanna... uh, have a seat? 424 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,343 Hey. Uh... oh. 425 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,389 Daddy! 426 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,268 I promise, he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party. 427 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,479 Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by. 428 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,565 I'm really looking forward to it, Max. 429 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,402 - Yeah. I was too. - Was? 430 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,363 You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and... 431 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,283 Don't worry about it, Max. It's just a dumb party. 432 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,202 No, it's not. Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. 433 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,914 - Max, I understand. Really, it's okay. - But my dad surprised me. 434 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,832 I don't wanna go, but I have no choice. 435 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,461 - I'm sure I can find someone else. - Someone else? 436 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:44,381 - I'll just talk to you later. - Uh, uh, Roxanne! 437 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,508 Uh, my dad is, uh... 438 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,678 My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in LA. 439 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:53,891 Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert? 440 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,102 Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad... 441 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,022 uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline. 442 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,024 They used to play together, in a band! 443 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,319 - Yeah! - Come on, son! 444 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,071 Let's get this Show on the road! 445 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,073 Uh... Just a minute! 446 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,451 You... party animal, you. 447 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,582 - You're really serious. - Absolutely. 448 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,960 So, uh... 449 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,171 you aren't still thinkin' of goin' with someone else, are you? 450 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,341 - Well, I guess... - Because I was hopin'... 451 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,927 I could, uh, wave to you onstage 452 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,721 when we join Powerline for the final number. 453 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,640 This is incredible. 454 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,517 Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything 455 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,060 that wasn't incredible, Roxanne. 456 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,145 Mwa. 457 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,650 Have a great time at the concert, Max. 458 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,361 I'll see you on TV! 459 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,947 Ah. I'm in deep sludge. 460 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,833 Day one. 461 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,751 Well, here we are, 462 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,463 out on the open road, retracin' the steps of my boyhood. 463 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,967 And here's Maxie! A yuk! 464 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,844 Say hi, Max. 465 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,015 - Well, how 'bout a wave? - Not now, Dad. 466 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,392 Ayuk! What a kidder! 467 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,731 Hmm. 468 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,737 Fun games I used to play with my dad. 469 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,824 Road bingo. Twenty ques... Hey, Maxie. 470 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,159 Let's play a game. 471 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,828 You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is. 472 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,497 - Uh, man or woman? - Oh, man. 473 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,915 A man, huh? 474 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,168 Hmm, that's a toughie. 475 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,170 Uh, let's see. 476 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,672 - Walt Disney! - Right. 477 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,382 I'm good at this. 478 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,092 Now, uh, I'll think of one. 479 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,553 Hmm. 480 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,141 Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh? 481 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,145 Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time. 482 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,773 High hopes 483 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,942 He's got high hopes 484 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,529 He's got high apple pie 485 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,032 kin the sky hopes' 486 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,789 Oops, there goes another... 487 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,211 Oops, there goes... 488 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,880 Oops, there goes... 489 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,883 Oops... 490 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,308 Oh, g-great, Dad. Now we don't have any music! 491 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:44,186 Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad. 492 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,188 We'll just have to entertain ourselves! 493 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,371 Putt-putt-poof! 494 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,665 Putt-putt-poof! 495 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,875 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof! 496 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:11,213 Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping. 497 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,215 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 498 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,552 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 499 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:24,893 Do ya need a break from modern livin'? 500 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,981 Do you long to shed your weary load? 501 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,817 If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried 502 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,070 Just grab a friend And take a ride together 503 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,948 On the open road 504 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,117 Come on, Maxie! Ayuk! 505 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,204 All in all, I'd rather have detention 506 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,749 An in all, I'd rather eat a toad' 507 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,459 Yuck! 508 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,962 Old man drives like such a klutz' 509 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,631 That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly... 510 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,885 Upon the open road 511 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,262 There's nothin' can upset me 512 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,306 'Cause now we're on our way 513 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:06,268 Our trusty map will guide us Straight and true 514 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,770 Roxanne, please don't forget me 515 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,314 I will return someday' 516 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,902 Though I may be in traction when I do 517 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:18,780 - Me and Max relaxin' like the old days - This is worse... 518 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,284 -...Than dragon breath and acne - In a buddy-buddy kind of way 519 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,828 I'm so mad I think I may explode 520 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:28,624 - When I see that highway I could cry - That's funny, so could! 521 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,252 Just bein' out on the open road 522 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,844 Howdy, boys 523 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,138 Is this the way to Nashville? 524 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,140 Watch it, Mac! 525 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:48,477 Or you'll be gettin' towed 526 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,687 I'm in no hurry to arrive 527 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,065 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five 528 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,568 The next time I sees the open road 529 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,700 - Just a week of rest and relaxation - Yeah! 530 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,745 And the odd romantic episode 531 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,497 Very odd! 532 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,582 And it's Califor-ni-a or bust 533 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,960 Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dust 534 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:17,089 From now on, I own the open road' 535 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,341 It's me and little Maxie' 536 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,551 My pip-squeak pioneer 537 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,346 They're partners forever, westward ho 538 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:25,931 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 539 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:30,310 Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here? 540 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,897 To Beverly Hills 90210 541 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:38,068 Oh, every day, another new adventure 542 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:43,073 Every mile, another new ZIP Code 543 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,076 And the cares we had are gone for good 544 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,953 And I'd go with them if! could 545 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,247 I got no strings on me' 546 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,207 I'm feelin' fancy free 547 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,627 How wonderful to be' 548 00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,549 On the open ro-oad 549 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,136 Re-cad ' 550 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:20,402 You'll all do-do-do-do' 551 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,113 Do-do-do bum-bum-bum 552 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,531 Grandpa! Grandpa! 553 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,954 Dad, you're gonna get us killed! 554 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:34,207 - Why don't you just give me the map? - Oh, no thanks, son. 555 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,626 Navigating's a big responsibility. 556 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,380 Besides, you wouldn't wanna spoil the big surprise! 557 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,550 I'm takin' you someplace pretty special. 558 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,810 Gosh! It's even better than I remembered. 559 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,481 No, Mommy! I don't wanna go! 560 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,608 Yeah, fun. Tell you what... 561 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,985 - I'm just gonna wait here in the car. - Ayuk! 562 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,363 You party pooper! Come on. 563 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,031 This is gonna be fun! 564 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,784 Oh, howdy there, folks. 565 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,204 Lester's is proud to present... 566 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:16,124 the Possum Posse Jamboree. 567 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:17,751 Here it is. 568 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,589 Oh, boy! Just in time. 569 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,554 Howdy, folks. 570 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,432 Who's your favorite possum? 571 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,017 Lester! 572 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,605 Got us a seat right up front. 573 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,857 LESTER: Let me introduce you to the posse. 574 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,736 Here's Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai. 575 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,950 Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'? Ha-ha-ha. 576 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,701 Sure am, Beuford! 577 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,870 Now gather 'round my possum pals 578 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,122 Join the jamboree 579 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,791 Come hoot and howl And holler from the heart... 580 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,377 This is pathetic. 581 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:06,091 - Here in Lester's Possum Park - Join in, folks. 582 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,552 This is yodelin' time! 583 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,888 Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo' 584 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,890 Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo' 585 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,601 Lester's Possum Park' 586 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,730 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 587 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,899 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 588 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,194 Ayuk! Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-ooo 589 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,029 - Don't you wanna be - Mm-hmm. 590 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,448 - A-hangin' from a tree? - Uh-huh. 591 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:34,369 We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always free 592 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:37,998 Here at Lester's Po-Po' 593 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,460 Po-Possum Park' 594 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,628 Doodle-do, diddle-do' 595 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,843 Hey, that's the ticket! 596 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,762 I'll be right back, my little possum pal. 597 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,474 My life's a living... 598 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,225 Hello, little buddy! 599 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,938 Who's your favorite possum? 600 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,982 Don't touch me. 601 00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,611 Aww. Why such a long face? 602 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,405 You're so sad. 603 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,658 I know! You need a big hug from Lester. 604 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,119 - Don't even think about it! No! - See? 605 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:19,581 Now you feel all good inside. 606 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,666 Beat it, doofus! 607 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,175 - Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please. - Here you go, sport. 608 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,260 What say we get our picture taken? 609 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,475 - You have got to be kidding. - Oh, all right. 610 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,101 But you're missin' out. 611 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,897 Urgh. Huh? 612 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,982 Hiya, son! 613 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,570 Hey, everyone! Check out the dork! 614 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,030 Say "sassafras." 615 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,449 Sassy-frass! 616 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,119 Argh! 617 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,330 Ahh! Get it! Get it! 618 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,836 That's the spirit, Maxie! 619 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,173 Whoa! No! 620 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,884 Dad, stop! Please! No! 621 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,220 Dad, look, this is embarrassing. 622 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,556 No, no, no! 623 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,766 Let go! Dad! 624 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,768 Ta-da! Ayuk. 625 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,732 It's Dork and Dork Junior! Hah-hah-hah! 626 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,298 - Argh! - Max! 627 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,843 Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do? 628 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,846 - Trying to get away from you! - Me? 629 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,807 - What'd I do? - Forget it! 630 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,185 I thought we was having fun. What's the matter? 631 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,062 Nothin'. Let's just go. 632 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,064 Well, come on! 633 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,453 Hey, you dropped your hat. 634 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,414 Ah! This is the stupidest vacation! 635 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,125 You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, 636 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:31,087 then drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat Show! 637 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,423 Call me when the trip's over. 638 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,597 Hey, Max. 639 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,684 You wanna get in some fishin' practice? 640 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,354 Just a couple of days 'til we get to Lake Destiny. 641 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,815 Maybe later. 642 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:08,435 Whoa! 643 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,687 Now that's camping. 644 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,523 Did you say somethin', Max? Ow! 645 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,322 - Pete? - Goofy? 646 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:25,368 Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah! 647 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,704 Who'd've thunk it, huh? 648 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,707 - Is P.J. here? - Who? Oh, yeah. 649 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,293 I'm sure he's loafin' around here somewhere. 650 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,336 It ain't a question of how 651 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,505 Just a matter of when' 652 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,550 You get the message That I'm trying to sing 653 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,762 I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head 654 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:47,223 And you know I'm goin' All of the way to the end 655 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,391 What a goob! 656 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:52,228 To stand out above the crowd 657 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,064 Even if you got to shout out loud 658 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,650 No matter what the look is It's Max, I get... 659 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:58,985 - Max! - H-H-Hey! 660 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,404 Whoa! Small wilderness, dude. 661 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:04,157 - Didn't expect to run into you. - Apparently not. 662 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:07,952 You're just jealous, man, 'cause you ain't got the moves! 663 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,704 Yeah, you can keep the moves. 664 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,374 But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh! 665 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,087 - You are so lucky, man. - Me? Oh, come on. You're the star. 666 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,924 - Wh-What do you... - Going to the Powerline concert. 667 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,886 - Ah! It's unbelievable, man. - Who told you about that? 668 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,889 Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max. 669 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,391 You are gonna be famous, buddy. 670 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,894 Especially with Roxanne. 671 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:37,774 There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej. 672 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,318 - Who? - My dad. 673 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,570 So tell me, Goof. 674 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,948 Is that kid of yours still givin' you guff? 675 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,574 Oh, I don't know what's wrong. 676 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,745 Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away. 677 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:53,581 Maybe I oughta just back off, I don't know. 678 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,625 Wrong, Goof. 679 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,711 Look, if you keep 'em under your thumb, 680 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,756 they'll never end up in the gutter. 681 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,889 Too bad, Pete. Almost. 682 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,808 Almost? Hah! 683 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,184 Watch this. 684 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,019 PAH! 685 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,647 Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir. 686 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,904 Whoo-hoo! Strike-Ola! 687 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,198 Yee-haw! Thank you. Thank you. Yes! 688 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,784 And the crowd goes wild! Ahh-ha-ha-ha! 689 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,119 High five, son! 690 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,328 Psych! 691 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,622 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 692 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,500 Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner? 693 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,003 - Cool! - Oh, no thanks, Pete. 694 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,339 - Max and I have some fish to catch. - Dad, we can do that tomorrow. 695 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:45,133 So, uh, what're we havin'? 696 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:49,262 - But, Max, I thought... - Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof. 697 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,182 - Maximilian! - What? 698 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,893 Get your gear, little man. 699 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,853 We're goin' fishin'! 700 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,273 And I mean now! 701 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:01,733 702 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,492 Dad, I don't even know how to fish. 703 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,912 Oh, now come on. That never stopped me! 704 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,705 Let me Show you a little family secret, 705 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:19,500 handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations. 706 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,170 The perfect cast! 707 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,880 The perfect what? 708 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,423 The perfect cast. 709 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,134 My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. 710 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,179 Okay now, watch carefully. 711 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,681 You gotta be l-l-loose. 712 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,726 Relaxed, with your feet apart. 713 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,647 And... ten o'clock, two o'clock... 714 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,149 Quarter to three, tour jeté. 715 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,485 Twist, over, pas de deux. 716 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,321 I'm a little teapot And the windup! 717 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:51,532 Huh? 718 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,285 And let her fly! 719 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,496 The perfect cast. 720 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,513 And now we reel her in. 721 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,851 Grrr. Ah! Ooh! 722 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,604 Oof! Grrr! 723 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,611 - Whoa! - Grrr! 724 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,155 Quick, get the camera! 725 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,246 Must be over three pounds. 726 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:40,123 I don't wanna miss this! 727 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,377 Look, Max! 728 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,421 A... duh, D-Dad? 729 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,798 It's Bigfoot! 730 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,510 Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus. 731 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:56,973 What's the idea? 732 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,518 Bigfoot! 733 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,734 Behold the legendary Bigfoot! 734 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,903 Fabled, but seldom... Yeow-hoo-hoo! 735 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,323 - It's locked! - Quick! The sunroof! 736 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:17,910 Hurry up! 737 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,331 Hurry up! 738 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,544 Huh? 739 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,087 Whoa! 740 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,799 I can't believe it! 741 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,801 Bigfoot! 742 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,179 And I got the only video! 743 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,389 We're gonna be famous! 744 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,644 Huh? Grrr. 745 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,772 Let's just get outta here. 746 00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,322 Ha-ha! 747 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,286 Ooh. 748 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,506 Is he gone yet? 749 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,425 Mm-mm-mm-mm? 750 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,428 - Nnn. Bb-fftt. - Bb-bbb-bbb. 751 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,390 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 752 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,894 Nope. He's still here. 753 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,063 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 754 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,779 Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach? 755 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,697 Man, I'm starving. 756 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,619 Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up. 757 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,665 Huh? 758 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,167 Uh, Dad? 759 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:51,838 Dad! 760 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,799 Stop playing around! He's coming! 761 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,688 You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man 762 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,314 No time to talk' 763 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,694 I've been kicked around Since I was born 764 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,779 But then it's all right, it's okay 765 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,659 Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'. 766 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:30,001 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 767 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:33,087 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive... 768 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,889 What's so funny? 769 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,224 "Hi, Dad" Soup. 770 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:46,601 Huh? 771 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,353 Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi, Dad" Soup! 772 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,940 Oh, come on. Sure you do. 773 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,986 You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad," 774 00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:58,946 - Or Maxie, or... - Ambidextrous? 775 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,615 Yeah! That's... Huh? 776 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,075 No! Little words like... 777 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,494 - Hasta la vista? - Like "Bye-bye." 778 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:09,248 - Or "I pledge allegiance"... - Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you." 779 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,797 Is, uh... is it soup yet? 780 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,549 Oh, oh. I almost forgot. 781 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,928 Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that? 782 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:25,640 Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite. 783 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,975 You two did a lot together, huh? 784 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,435 Yep. 785 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,773 - Max, you and I... - Dad, I'm sorry... 786 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:37,193 Um, um... how's the soup? 787 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,529 Not bad. Um, not... Ahem. 788 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,326 - What? - N-nothin'. 789 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,128 Well, we might as well get some shuteye. 790 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,381 I don't think we're goin' anywhere tonight. 791 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,112 Hi, Maxie. 792 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,026 "Dear Roxanne, 793 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,236 "I couldn't sleep... 794 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,489 "so I thought I'd drop you a line. 795 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,951 "Dad and I are having a great time! We're only days away from LA. 796 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,204 "and I can hardly wait for the big concert.” 797 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,044 More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please. 798 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,679 "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, 799 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,432 "but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. 800 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,935 "You may never want to see me again... ” 801 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,562 Oh, man. 802 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,981 I'm dead no matter what I do! 803 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,292 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 804 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,879 Ah... three and a half? 805 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,374 - Pickup! - Hold your horses. 806 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,047 - Short stack? - Right here. 807 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,757 Here you go, hun. Eggs? 808 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,968 Eggs? 809 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:33,304 - Eggs! - Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry. 810 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,347 Here you go, cutie. 811 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,869 - Max, I think we need to talk about this. - Huh? 812 00:49:57,036 --> 00:50:00,789 Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here. 813 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,877 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please? 814 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:10,716 I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximilian... 815 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:16,013 Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer“ of this here road trip. 816 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,766 - Isn't that nice? - Hee-haw! 817 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,392 Seriously? 818 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,312 I'm not even lookin' at the map any more. 819 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:27,107 As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny. 820 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,777 I trust you wholeheartedly, son. 821 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:32,863 To the open road! 822 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,116 To the... open road! 823 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:47,044 Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo! 824 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,970 - Ooh! - Ow! 825 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,849 - Ya-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 826 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,413 Oh boy! 827 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,686 Whoa! 828 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,160 Oo-oo-waah! 829 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,333 - Wah-ha-hoo! - Oof! 830 00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:25,309 Gosh! 831 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:28,312 Whoa-ho-ho! 832 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,815 Check out the bed! 833 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,609 Check out the dresser! 834 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:34,693 Coral! 835 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,737 Nice lamp. 836 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,366 Classy choice there, Navigator. 837 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,992 - This is the police! - Huh? 838 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:46,038 We've got the place surrounded, see? You Goofs come out with your hands up. 839 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,169 You should've seen the look on your face! 840 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,340 - Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete! - Me? 841 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,300 You jumped outta your skin! 842 00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,220 - I was just pretendin' for your sake. - All right, sure! 843 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,639 - Did too! - Did not! 844 00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:05,265 Oh, ain't this sweet? 845 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,978 Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now. 846 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,189 Under your thumb! 847 00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:16,568 So... since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here, 848 00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:18,946 -how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV? - Well... 849 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,282 Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord. You'll hardly even notice it. 850 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,618 - Okay. - Great! P.J.! 851 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,287 “PA. GRUNTS)' 852 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:33,752 Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This might take a while. 853 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,633 - No, I mean it... Ahh! - Here you go, kids. 854 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,510 I'm gonna check out the hot tub. 855 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:43,345 - Okay, sir. - All right. 856 00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,556 I can't believe you, man. 857 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,684 Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that? 858 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,520 - It wasn't stupid! - Come on! It was really stupid. 859 00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,564 Changing the map? 860 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,443 I didn't know what I was doin', all right? I-I was panicked. 861 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,073 Oof-oof-oof. 862 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,784 Oh-oh-ah-ah! 863 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,537 Ah! 864 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,839 Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh? 865 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,632 Can't say I blame ya. 866 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,304 People are always puttin' too much water in these things. 867 00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,014 80, um... 868 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:30,809 you and your son seem to be, uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh? 869 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,145 Yeah, it's been great! 870 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,482 You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. 871 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,859 The harder I tried, the worse it got. 872 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,780 - Once I eased up, things just clicked! - Oh, that's swell. 873 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,200 So, there's no problems then, huh? 874 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:48,202 Not a one! 875 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:51,997 That's, uh... 876 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,959 I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but uh... 877 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,669 What is it, Pete? 878 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:02,007 - Your kid's dupin' ya. - What do you mean? 879 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:05,344 Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P.J. that he changed the map, 880 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:08,096 so you're headin' straight to LA, pal. 881 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,642 - What? - Oh, you tried, Goof. 882 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,436 He's just a bad kid, that's all. 883 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,605 I don't believe you. 884 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,316 - What? - I don't believe ya, Pete! 885 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:22,694 Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map. 886 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,947 I don't need to check the map. 887 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,657 I trust my son. 888 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:31,662 You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be. 889 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,039 But... he loves me. 890 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,542 Hey, my son respects me! 891 00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,044 Yeah. 892 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,090 Check the map, Goof! 893 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,877 Hi, Dad. 894 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,506 Sorry about the mess. I-I'll clean it up. 895 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,854 - Me think I better go. - See ya, Peej. 896 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,982 - Don't forget... Powerline! - Shh! 897 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,188 Well, here you go, Navigator. 898 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,317 Just follow my route on the map, son. 899 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,528 Okay. 900 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,198 Um, huh... 901 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,618 Here comes our junction. 902 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,707 Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right? 903 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:42,417 Uh... 904 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,463 Come on, Max! 905 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,674 Uh, left! 906 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,272 Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad? 907 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,776 Uh... a game? 908 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,861 A game. Yeah! Yeah, a game. Okay. 909 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,697 Uh... a man or woman? 910 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,784 A man? Man, okay. Uh... Walt Disney! 911 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,978 Dad... 912 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,105 Listen, about my directions... 913 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,275 Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you somethin', Dad. 914 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:52,237 Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway. 915 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,530 Right? 916 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,116 Ah, forget it. 917 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:12,883 H-H-Hey, the car! 918 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,510 - What? Now you want to drive, too? - No, Dad. 919 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,304 The car! Look! 920 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,181 The car! 921 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,644 What'd you do now, Max? 922 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,605 I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it. 923 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,193 WW-Whoa“! 924 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:37,908 You looked it! 925 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,078 I looked it? It's your door. You looked it. 926 00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:42,537 Well, you distracted me. 927 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:43,872 Whoa! 928 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,792 You should've put the brake on. 929 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,585 Why don't you just put it on yourself? 930 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,005 See? You ruin everything. 931 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,302 W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation. 932 00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:00,180 I ruined it? 933 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,808 I never... wanted to go... 934 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:04,476 on this stupid... 935 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:07,104 vacation! 936 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,573 Ah! Ah! 937 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,785 - Now look where you've got us, Dad! - Where I got us? 938 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,121 - You should've let me stay at home. - Why? 939 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,373 So you'd end up in prison? 940 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,501 Prison? What are you talkin' about? 941 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,838 - Your principal called me. - It's not what you think. 942 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:34,923 You even lied to me! 943 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:37,217 I had to! You were ruining my life. 944 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:40,762 I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay? 945 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,640 I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! 946 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,225 I've grown up. 947 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,852 I've got my own life now. 948 01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:48,395 I know that! 949 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,897 I just wanted to be part of it. 950 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:55,861 You're my son, Max. 951 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,988 No matter how big you get, 952 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,490 you'll always be my son. 953 01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:53,960 There are times you drive me Shall we say, bananas 954 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:58,465 And your mind is missin' No offense, a screw 955 01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,549 None taken. 956 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:02,093 Still, whatever mess I land in 957 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,971 Who is always understandin'? 958 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:08,475 Nobody else but you 959 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:14,564 Oh, your moodiness is Now and then bewilderin' 960 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,776 And your values may be Soto speak, askew 961 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,110 Gesundheit. - Thanks. 962 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:22,155 Who deserves a hero's trophy 963 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,366 As we face each catastro-phee? 964 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:28,787 Nobody else but you 965 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:34,125 Nobody else but you 966 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,127 kit's just our luck' 967 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,381 We're stuck together 968 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:43,551 Nobody else but you 969 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:49,099 It's crazy enough to believe We'll come through 970 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:55,021 So your jokes are all Let's face it, prehistoric 971 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,442 And your music sounds Like monkeys in a zoo 972 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,446 But when life becomes distressin" 973 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,824 Who will 1 be SOS-in'? 974 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:08,201 If you're havin' trouble guessing 975 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,036 Here's a clue' 976 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,998 Though he seems intoxicated 977 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,750 He's just highly animated 978 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,586 And he's nobody else but 979 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:22,632 Nobody else but you 980 01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:25,510 We've turned into' 981 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,430 A true-blue duo 982 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:32,642 Hard times, we've had a few' 983 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,894 Like we're thrown in the drink' 984 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:37,272 Like we're tossed out of town' 985 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,774 But when I start to sink' 986 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:42,819 Hey, I'd rather go down 987 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,904 With nobody else 988 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:50,452 But Y-O-U 989 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,412 Aw, Dad! 990 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,753 Anyway, I figure she's never gonna want to talk to me again, 991 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,880 much less go out with me. 992 01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:04,924 - What a dumb lie, huh? - What do you know? 993 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,802 My Maxie... in love. 994 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,347 Gosh, you're really growin' up. 995 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,851 It happened so fast... I guess I sort of missed it. 996 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:19,272 Well, I think the only thing for us to do now 997 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,941 is to get you up onstage with this Powerline feller. 998 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:25,195 Uh, how are we gonna do that? 999 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,490 - Well, you just leave that up to me. - No, Dad, really, 1000 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,909 I-I think we should just, you know, forget it. 1001 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:34,829 Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity? 1002 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,456 Uh, uh, Dad? Dad? 1003 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,125 - What's wrong now? - Look! 1004 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,755 Ayuk! A waterfall. 1005 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,673 Waterfall! 1006 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:57,685 Dad! 1007 01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,187 Max! 1008 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,454 Grab ahold, Max! 1009 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,586 No! 1010 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:25,588 No! Ah! 1011 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,594 Whoa! 1012 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:41,229 Aaaaaaaaaah! 1013 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:45,984 Dad! 1014 01:05:58,246 --> 01:05:59,456 Aaaaaaah! 1015 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:03,209 Ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three. Tour jeté. 1016 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,878 Twist. I'm a little teapot 1017 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:05,920 Let her fly! 1018 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,263 Huh? 1019 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,474 Aaah! Aah! Aah! 1020 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,452 The perfect cast. 1021 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,472 Boy, this has been one crazy vacation. 1022 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,474 And it's not over yet! 1023 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:19,953 Dad. 1024 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,914 Oof. We made it! 1025 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,208 Come on, Max. Let's get you onstage. 1026 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,960 Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea. 1027 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,754 Yeah, yeah 1028 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:31,548 Oh, then again... 1029 01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:34,175 Dad? Dad! 1030 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,470 Hey yeah 1031 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,561 I got myself a notion 1032 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:49,274 One I know that you'll understand 1033 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:52,318 We set the world in motion' 1034 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,864 By reaching out for each other's hand 1035 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,825 Dad? - Maybe we'll discover 1036 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,494 What we should have known all along 1037 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,289 - What are you doin' here? Hey! - Yeah 1038 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,000 - One way or another - Max? Max? 1039 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,335 Together's where we both belong 1040 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,631 If we listen to each other's heart' 1041 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,551 We'll find we're never too far apart 1042 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:20,388 And maybe love is the reason why 1043 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,640 For the first time ever' 1044 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,143 We're seein' it 1-2-1' 1045 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:27,103 That Goof kid ain't there. 1046 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,064 Don't worry, he'll be there. 1047 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,901 Seein' it 1-2-1 1048 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,195 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1049 01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:38,448 Excuse me. Uh... 1050 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,950 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1051 01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:43,369 - I think we're seein' it - Max? 1052 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,538 Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee! 1053 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,045 Hey, Dad. Dad! 1054 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:53,755 Do the perfect cast! 1055 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:02,847 If you're ever lonely 1056 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:06,059 Stop, you don't have to be 1057 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:09,020 Whoa! Whoaaa! 1058 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,689 After all, it's only a beat away 1059 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,400 From you to me 1060 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:17,612 - Take a look inside to see - Yeah 1061 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:21,866 If we listen to each other's heart' 1062 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:26,412 Yeah! Max is on the tube! That's Max. I know him... 1063 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,873 And maybe love is the reason why 1064 01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:32,001 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1065 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,337 He did it! 1066 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:37,215 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1067 01:09:37,298 --> 01:09:39,467 Seein' it 1-2-1, baby' 1068 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:45,807 - For the first time - For the first time 1069 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,937 - Seein' it, seein' it, baby - Yeah! 1070 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,773 Yeah, yeah 1071 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,818 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1072 01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:58,277 Come on, baby 1073 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:01,906 - 1-2-1 - 1-2-1 1074 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:05,702 U-z-fl 1075 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,539 Yeah 1-2-1' 1076 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,095 You're doin' the right thing, son. 1077 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,638 Yeah, I know. 1078 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,558 But she'll probably never talk to me again. 1079 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,560 Well, if she doesn't... 1080 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,438 maybe she's just not the one for you. 1081 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,358 That's what I'm afraid of. 1082 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,798 Ah, hi! Remember me? 1083 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,176 Daddy! 1084 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:06,220 Max, I saw you on TV. 1085 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:07,430 You were great! 1086 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:10,558 Yeah? I mean, no, no. 1087 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:12,310 I mean, uh... 1088 01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,522 Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline. 1089 01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:19,776 What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him. 1090 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,444 Yeah, well... 1091 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,490 I never met him before... the concert, that is. 1092 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,494 You mean that story about Powerline and your dad... 1093 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,706 Why would you make up something like that? 1094 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:34,916 I don't know. 1095 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:38,044 I guess I just... wanted you to like me. 1096 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,172 I already liked you, Max. 1097 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,927 From the very first time I heard you laugh. 1098 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,512 "Ayuk." 1099 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:51,390 So, you wanna do something tonight? 1100 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:54,185 Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1101 01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:55,436 What? 1102 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,356 Well, I'm kinda doin' somethin' with my dad. 1103 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,149 Honest! 1104 01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,902 - How 'bout tomorrow? - Deal. 1105 01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,325 Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk! 1106 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,844 Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee! 1107 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:40,648 Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad. 1108 01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,442 Enchanté, mademoiselle. 1109 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:11,345 Yeah, yeah 1110 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,686 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1111 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:27,862 I got myself a notion' 1112 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:31,449 And one I know that you'll understand 1113 01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:35,119 We'll set the world in motion' 1114 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:38,956 By reaching out for each other's hand 1115 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,917 Maybe we'll discover 1116 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:44,337 What we should have known all along 1117 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,297 Yeah' 1118 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:51,260 One way or another Together's where we both belong 1119 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:55,514 If we listen to each other's heart' 1120 01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,643 We'll find we're never too far apart 1121 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:02,647 And maybe love is the reason why 1122 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:07,944 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1123 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:25,002 If a wall should come between us' 1124 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:28,631 Too high to climb Too hard to break through 1125 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:32,343 I know that love will lead us' 1126 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:36,180 And find a way to bring me to you 1127 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,224 So don't be in a hurry 1128 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:41,519 Think before you count us out 1129 01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:45,523 Oh, you don't have to worry 1130 01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:50,361 - I will never let you down - Nothin's gonna stop us now 1131 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:54,490 If we listen to each other's heart' 1132 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:57,702 We'll find we're never too far apart 1133 01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:01,789 And maybe love is the reason why 1134 01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:06,043 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1135 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,963 Wes, we're seein' it 1-2-1' 1136 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,465 Wes, we are' 1137 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:14,969 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1138 01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:18,806 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1139 01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:22,059 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1140 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:26,147 I guess we're seein' it 1-2-1, yeah' 1141 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,440 U-z-fl 1142 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:45,249 If you're ever lonely, stop 1143 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,543 You don't have to be' 1144 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:54,216 After all it's only A beat away from you to me 1145 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:58,637 Fake a look inside to see, yeah' 1146 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,767 If we listen to each other's heart' 1147 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:06,020 We'll find we're never too far apart 1148 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:09,982 And maybe love is the reason why 1149 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:15,988 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1150 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:32,296 If we listen to each other's heart' 1151 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,466 We'll find we're never too far apart 1152 01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:39,470 And maybe love is the reason why 1153 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:45,392 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1154 01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:47,436 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1155 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,523 Seein' it 1-2-1, baby' 1156 01:16:50,731 --> 01:16:52,399 For the first time 1157 01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:56,612 For the first time 1158 01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:00,533 Seein' it, seein' it, baby 1159 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,828 Seein' it 1-2-1, yeah' 1160 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:07,414 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1161 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:11,293 Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it 1-2-1 1162 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,839 1-2-1, yeah 1163 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,342 Come on, baby, 1-2-1' 1164 01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:22,263 1-2-1, 1-2-1 1165 01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:27,685 Yeah 1-2-1' 1166 01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:30,437 Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!