1 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:37,375 [ whines ] 2 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:55,917 - [ Pants, whimpers ] - Go get 'em, Petey! 3 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,125 [ Petey Barking ] 4 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:15,208 - [ Groans ] - Petey! what's up, pup? 5 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:18,542 [ Groans ] 6 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:22,750 - [ Boys Shouting ] - [ Boy ] Get it, Stymie, get it! 7 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,667 [ Barking ] 8 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,417 - [ Boy ] Hey, where's your mitt? - [ Stymie ] Don't worry about it. 9 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:32,167 All right! Good catch! 10 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:34,958 [ Barking ] 11 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:45,417 ## [ ''The Little Rascals Theme'' ] 12 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:53,917 [ Barking ] 13 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,875 - [ Barking ] - Hello, Petey. 14 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,333 [ Barks ] 15 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,875 [ Doorbell Rings ] 16 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,333 [ whines ] 17 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,833 [ Raspy Voice ] Be back later, Mom! 18 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,875 [ Barks ] 19 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:43,542 - Got anything, Porky? - Not a bite, Buckwheat. 20 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,333 Hmm. 21 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,500 [ Grunting ] 22 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:56,708 - l got something! l got something! - Me too! A big fat one! 23 00:02:56,750 --> 00:03:01,208 [ Both Grunting ] 24 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:05,333 whoa! 25 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:09,375 - whoo! - [ Grunting ] 26 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,708 whoa! 27 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,458 whoa! 28 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,833 - Yo, Petey, come here! - [ Barks ] 29 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:24,875 - Thanks, Petey! - whoa! 30 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,625 - [ Grunting ] - Hey, Porky, look! A note. 31 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,750 what's it say? 32 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:40,792 we gotta learn to read. 33 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,750 [ Barking ] 34 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:46,458 ## [ ''The Little Rascals Theme'' Continues ] 35 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:02,083 [ All Shouting ] 36 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:05,375 [ Shouting, Talking ] 37 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,417 [ Raspy Voice ] You're okay. 38 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,833 You're okay. You're all right. 39 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,958 Go on in. You're okay. 40 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,917 Go on in. what's the ''high'' sign? 41 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:18,958 Go on in. 42 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,417 You're okay. wrong sign, Porky. 43 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,667 Okay, go on in. 44 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,625 - [ Squeaking ] - You're okay, Elmer. 45 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:32,667 [ Blowing Raspberry ] 46 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:35,458 [ Boy ] You little creep. 47 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:43,500 [ Talking, Shouting ] 48 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,667 [ lndistinct Chatter ] 49 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,667 Sit down! 50 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:51,500 Gentlemen and gentlemen, l give you our president, Spanky. 51 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,542 - [ Rascals Cheering, Shouting ] - Hi, Spanky! 52 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,375 - [ Cheering, Applauding ] - How's it goin', Spanky? 53 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,542 Nice to see ya, Spanky. 54 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:02,792 - Hey, Spanky, what's up? - How are ya? 55 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:05,208 - Good to see ya. - [ Cheering, Applauding Continue ] 56 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,583 - Your fly's undone. - [ Gasps ] 57 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:11,375 - welcome! - All right, Spanky! 58 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:15,292 - Hey, Spanky! - All raise your right hand. 59 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,250 [ whines ] 60 00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:20,542 Your other right hand. 61 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:24,333 - l... - [ Together ] l... 62 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:26,958 - Stymie... - [ Rascals ] Stymie... 63 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,333 member in good standing of the He-Man woman-Haters Club... 64 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:33,083 [ Together ] member in good standing of the He-Man... 65 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,500 - [ Chittering ] - woman-Haters Club... 66 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:38,375 do solemnly swear to be a He-Man and hate women and not play with them... 67 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:42,917 or talk to them unless l have to, and especially never fall in love. 68 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,250 lf l do, may l die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours... 69 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:50,333 - or until l scream bloody murder. - [ lnhaling Deeply ] 70 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,583 - do solemnly swear to be a He-Man... - [ All Reciting, lndistinct ] 71 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,792 [ lndistinct Reciting Continues ] 72 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:04,208 - You thinkin' what l'm thinkin', woim? - Yeah, Butch. 73 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,042 what are we thinkin'? 74 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:12,208 [ Butch ] How much fun it's gonna be to stomp those guys in the race. 75 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,542 - painfully... and suffer for hours... - [ Reciting Continues ] 76 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:20,292 [ Spanky And Rascals ] ...bloody murder! 77 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:24,458 -Ready to take down the minutes, Uh-Huh? -Uh-huh. 78 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:27,458 As you know, today l called... 79 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:31,208 an emergency meeting for a very important reason. 80 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:33,958 But first, any good stories? 81 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,083 - [ Rascals Shouting ] Me! - Buckwheat. 82 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:40,458 - Yeah! This morning my sister left the toilet seat down. - [ Rascals ] Eww! 83 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:43,292 - women make men miserable. - Froggy. 84 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:48,375 - Yeah, there's this girl who moved in across the street... - Eww! 85 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:51,333 - and she came over 'cause she wanted to play. - Eww! 86 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:54,917 - But don't worry, l got back at her. - [ Rascals ] what'd you do? 87 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,958 - what'd you do? - [ whines ] l whipped out my lizard. 88 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,958 Hmmph! 89 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,583 [ Rascals Applauding ] Yea! 90 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:06,333 Good job, Frogman. 91 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:09,292 - Are you gettin' this, Uh-Huh? - Uh-huh. 92 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:14,333 All right, men, let's talk about the pride of our club, the Blur. 93 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,917 The Blur has never been beaten... 94 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,750 since the beginning of time, five years. 95 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,042 This Sunday, we defend our honor... 96 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:27,125 - our undefeated streak and our trophy. - [ Rascals Cheering ] 97 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:29,542 Best of all, this year's trophy... 98 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:33,458 will be presented by none other than the famous... 99 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:36,000 lndy race car driver... 100 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:39,208 A.J. Ferguson. 101 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,375 - wow! He's the best driver in the whole world! - [ Rascals Cheering, Applauding ] 102 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,708 - Men, can l have an ''Azuga''? - [ Rascals Chanting ] Azuga! 103 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:48,500 [ Rascals ] Azuga! Azuga! Azuga! Azuga! 104 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,833 - Hey, nice Azugas. - [ Cheering ] 105 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:55,292 And now the reason for the emergency meeting: 106 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,667 the choosing of the driver! 107 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,000 - Yea! - [ Petey Barking ] 108 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,042 - Yea! - [ Petey Barking ] 109 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:04,875 Our driver should be a man who's all He-Man. 110 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:07,208 A He-Man so manly... 111 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:11,708 that if he fell off a building, he'd go out of his way to land on a girl. 112 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:15,250 - [ Rascals Laughing ] - Gentlemen, this year... 113 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,875 our driver's name is... 114 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:21,083 - [ Rascals Gasping ] - none other than my lifelong chum... 115 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:24,167 - my best buddy in the whole wide world... - [ Elmer Squeaks ] 116 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,542 the one and only Alfalfa! 117 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:31,583 - Yea! - Otay! - [ Barks ] 118 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:35,917 Say... where the heck is Alfalfa? 119 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,083 [ Low Murmuring ] 120 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:41,083 ## [ Piano ] 121 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:49,250 # You are so beautiful # 122 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,500 # To me # 123 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:56,292 # Can't you see # 124 00:08:56,375 --> 00:09:00,167 [ Voice Cracking ] # You're everything l hope for # 125 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:06,708 [ Voice Cracking ] # You're everything l need # 126 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:11,958 # You are so beautiful # 127 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:15,917 # To me-eeee ## 128 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,583 - [ Spanky ] There he is, you guys! Come on! - He's with a girl. 129 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,083 - [ Growls ] - [ Spanky ] Quiet, Petey. 130 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,833 - [ Stymie ] They're together. - [ Spanky ] Oh, no! 131 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,333 [ Porky ] This is awful. 132 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:31,208 Buckwheat, hand me your fishin' pole. 133 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:36,292 Oh, Darla, we're two hearts with but one beat. 134 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,875 Two brains with but one thought. 135 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:43,042 Two souls with but one... 136 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,292 shoe. 137 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:49,750 Then how can you belong to that silly woman-Haters Club? 138 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:53,625 You know, l'm a woman. 139 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:57,625 - Sort of. - Let me tell ya something, Darla. 140 00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,083 l'm not like those guys. 141 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,250 l'm a sensitive male. 142 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:05,000 - Eww! - [ Alfalfa ] l'm into sharing, caring... 143 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,583 feeling and healing. 144 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,792 - l'm in touch with my feminine side. - How nice. 145 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:12,917 lt's worse than l thought. 146 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,333 You know, the big talent show at the fair is coming up... 147 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,208 and l was wondering if maybe you'd like to sing with me. 148 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,167 You mean it? l'd be honored. 149 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:27,417 Hey, l've got an idea. Let me take you on a picnic tomorrow. 150 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,292 - Excuse me? - The way you feed my soul... 151 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,292 l can... 152 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,458 feed your face. 153 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:39,125 [ Darla ] Cool! And to prove you're proud of me... 154 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:42,667 why don't we have our picnic in your clubhouse? 155 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,292 No! 156 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,875 Tomorrow? Tomorrow? 157 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:52,000 Swimming day. Sure! 158 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,667 Oh, Alfalfa! 159 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,333 - You're a sweetie poo! - Blech! 160 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:05,042 - [ Giggles ] - [ Groans ] 161 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:14,625 - All right, woim, ready for the test run? - Ready, Butch! 162 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,958 - [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Screaming ] 163 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,708 - Look! There goes our bumper! - [ whimpers ] 164 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,750 [ whimpering ] 165 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,708 All this work for nothing. 166 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,375 [ Screaming ] 167 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:39,000 [ Both Screaming ] 168 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,750 Everything's workin' out perfectly. 169 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:46,708 The guys are at the swimming hole, and l'm at home with a toothache. 170 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:50,042 - Nothing can possibly go wrong. - [ Screaming ] 171 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,500 - [ Screaming ] - [ Engine Backfires ] 172 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,542 - Hiya, Butch. - Shut up! 173 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,958 when's the last time we beat you up? 174 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,458 Let's see. Today's the 10th. 175 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:05,292 Thirty days hath September, April, June and November. 176 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:08,083 lt's not a leap year. 177 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:12,042 - Y-Yesterday. - You're due! 178 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,917 Look! 179 00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:19,417 - l don't see nothin'! - Come on, you doink! 180 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,000 [ Butch ] Let's go! He can't run very fast. 181 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,708 - Come back here, you ugly little squid! - [ Screaming ] No! 182 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:28,750 Oh! Oh! Oh! 183 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:32,292 Oh! whoa! whoa! 184 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:35,208 - [ Spray Gun Hissing ] - whoa! 185 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:38,375 - Aah! Help! whoa! - [ Van Horn Honking ] 186 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,583 Yech! 187 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,917 [ Panting ] 188 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:52,292 [ Coughs ] l've come a-courtin'. 189 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,458 - [ Giggling ] - These are for you. 190 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,958 - [ Barking ] - [ Screaming ] 191 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:02,500 - [ Screaming Continues ] - Fifi! 192 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,542 Good doggie. 193 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:13,167 l hope Fifi didn't startle you. She's so playful. 194 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:17,125 Forgive my effrontery... 195 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:21,958 but you, miss, are a rare rose in a garden of weeds. 196 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,708 You have the sophistication of a woman of 12. 197 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,500 [ Gasps ] 198 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:32,625 My name is waldo Aloysius Johnston lll. 199 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,917 - l'm Alfalfa! - Yes, l'm sure you are. 200 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,208 - And l'm Darla. - we just moved into town. 201 00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:42,667 My father bought the oil refinery. 202 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:47,625 - That explains why you're so refined. - Yeah, and so oily! 203 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:50,958 watch it, bud. 204 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,792 - [ Tittering ] - l hope to see you again soon. 205 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,917 That could be arranged. l'll be appearing in the talent show. 206 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,083 Yeah, the two of us... 207 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:03,208 will both be singing a duet... together. 208 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:07,167 - How redundant. - Thank you. 209 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,708 well, l shall be going now. 210 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,375 - whoa! - [ Giggling ] 211 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,250 what a hunk! 212 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,625 He's smoother than a baby's bottom. 213 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,833 [ Darla ] And he smells better too! 214 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:42,208 Oh, you're so nice for bringing me here. 215 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,458 - l can't see. - Move over. 216 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:04,250 [ Gasps ] A candlelit lunch! l'm dazzled. 217 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,333 - [ Flatulent Sound ] - [ Gasps ] 218 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:18,625 - [ Flatulent Sound Continues ] - [ Nervous Giggle ] Excuse me. 219 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:24,208 - l seem to have a little... fahrvergnugen. - [ Flatulent Sound ] 220 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,250 Uh... no problem. 221 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:31,542 - Grape soda? - Yes, please. 222 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,583 [ Giggling ] 223 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:39,667 To us. 224 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,000 Mmm. 225 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,042 - [ Both Spitting ] - Ugh! 226 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,542 - Ugh. - This tastes like somebody... 227 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,833 poured it through a old boot. 228 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,250 Actually, it's a sneaker. 229 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:58,000 [ Rascals Giggling ] 230 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,875 Must've been a bad year. 231 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,750 [ Snickering ] 232 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:07,417 [ Alfalfa Clears Throat ] Maybe we should strap on the old feed bag. 233 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,500 - [ Darla ] which sandwich did l bring? - This one. 234 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,958 why don't we swap? what's yours is mine... 235 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,917 and what's mine is ours. 236 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,292 You know just what to say to take a girl's breath away. 237 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,958 This'll take her breath away. 238 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:27,500 [ Crunching Noise ] 239 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:31,833 - [ Crunching ] - [ Groans ] 240 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:35,000 Porky, you sure know how to make a ''sand wich.'' 241 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,375 That wasn't sand. That was kitty litter. 242 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,042 Don't worry, it's pretty fresh. [ Snickering ] 243 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,208 [ Crunching ] 244 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,000 You made a delicious sandwich. 245 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:51,333 - So did you. - [ Giggling ] 246 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,375 Very crunchy. 247 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:59,125 [ Gulp ] Maybe we should move on to... dessert. 248 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,542 [ Crunch ] 249 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,625 lt's a surprise. 250 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,667 lt's beautiful! 251 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:14,292 l had to eat six boxes of Cracker Jacks to find it. 252 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:17,708 lt's a symbol of my undying affliction for you. 253 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,208 l love diamonds! 254 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,417 [ Gasps, Giggles ] 255 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,667 - [ Chittering ] - [ Panting ] 256 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:42,167 l was wrong about you. You're not embarrassed by the woman you love. 257 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,542 [ Sighs ] Darla... 258 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:48,458 would you think me forward if l asked you for a... 259 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,750 [ Clears Throat ] a big wet one? 260 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,333 - what? - A kiss? 261 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,958 Okay. 262 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,208 [ Gasps ] 263 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,083 [ Spanky ] Oh, man! Gross! 264 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,542 - l can't take it anymore. - Get outta there! 265 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,875 Open up! 266 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:13,083 - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - why, thank you, Alfalfa. 267 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,125 [ Spanky ] Alfalfa, open this door! 268 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:22,417 - Open up! - ln my hurry to eat, l forgot to give you the tour. 269 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:26,208 Here's the wall, here's the other wall and... 270 00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:28,375 here's our closet. 271 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,708 - Have you lost your mind? - Do you wanna go in there? 272 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,708 - Just as l thought. You are ashamed of me. - l'm not ashamed of you. 273 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:40,042 - l'm proud of you. l just don't want anybody to see you. - [ Spanky ] Open up! 274 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:44,333 - well, that does it, mister. l'm out of here! - [ Spanky ] ...two... 275 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,375 three! 276 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,500 - [ Door Creaking ] - lt's about time. 277 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,083 Hiya, guys! You're back early. 278 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,125 How's the toothache, bub? 279 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,500 - [ Rascals ] Yeah! - Dentist pulled my wisdom teeth. 280 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:01,625 So that explains why you're acting so stupid. 281 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,833 well, we're going inside. 282 00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:07,375 No, you're not! lt's such a nice day outside, isn't it? 283 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,542 Nothin's going on in there. 284 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:15,042 - Hey, what's that noise? - [ Gasps ] whoa! 285 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:17,917 [ Huge Gasp ] 286 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,917 Darla! 287 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:29,292 - [ Moaning ] - [ Rascals ] Fire! Fire! 288 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,833 - You two, call the fire department. - Yes, sir! 289 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,250 [ Shouting, Screaming ] 290 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,875 [ Shouting ] 291 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,875 [ Siren Blaring ] 292 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:47,583 [ Spanky ] Ready! Fire! 293 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:54,917 [ Stymie ] we're gonna need some more help. Get more people. 294 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,458 [ Shouting, Talking ] 295 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:04,000 [ Shouting ] 296 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,458 [ Stymie ] Put some more in the bucket. 297 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,250 [ Rascals Shouting ] 298 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,625 [ Shouting Continues ] 299 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:29,625 Quick! what's the number for 9-1-1? 300 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,625 How do l know? 301 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,625 Let's go! 302 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,792 [ Operator ] lf you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 303 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:41,833 [ Shouting ] 304 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,833 [ Chittering ] 305 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:53,083 - Here's the hose. Turn it on when l tell you. - Uh-huh. 306 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,083 [ Alarm Ringing ] 307 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:59,458 - [ Alarm Ringing ] - Spanky, over here! 308 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:02,625 [ Alarm Continues Ringing ] 309 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,958 Go! Go! Go! 310 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,833 Go! Faster! Go even faster! 311 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,792 wow! That is fast. 312 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,333 Hey, beat it, pal! 313 00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:22,958 Stymie, let 'er rip! 314 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,375 whoa! 315 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,333 - wow! - whoa! 316 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,167 - [ Screams ] - whoa! 317 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,708 whoa! 318 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:55,833 l'm never gonna speak to you as long as l live. 319 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:59,458 Tell him when he comes to, guys. 320 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,125 Good-bye! Excuse me! 321 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,458 Hi, Darla. l thought that was you. 322 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,708 - How about a ride in my father's Bentley? - Bye! 323 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,625 And then, over a Belgian croissant... 324 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,625 we might talk about performing in the talent show together. 325 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:22,667 Sounds great! l had a hard day. 326 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,875 [ Spanky ] The clubhouse is fried crispy. 327 00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,000 Our lives are over. 328 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,125 And it's all your fault! 329 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,667 [ Moans ] 330 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,667 - [ Spanky ] That's right. - [ Stymie ] lt sure is. 331 00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:40,375 [ lndistinct Chatter ] 332 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:43,583 [ Froggy ] All rise for Judge Spanky. 333 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,750 [ whines ] 334 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,417 -l think Spanky's gonna find him guilty. -[ Sighs ] 335 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:53,250 - [ Gavel Pounding ] - How do you plead? 336 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:56,208 Like this. 337 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,833 Please, oh, please, have mercy, please! 338 00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:03,542 Hmm! Pretty good pleading. 339 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:06,875 Hmmm. would you like to make a statement? 340 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,792 Just that... 341 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:14,792 l never knew likin' a girl could lead to all this. 342 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:19,042 - Mm-mm-mm. - l let my pals down, l let the club down... 343 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:22,208 and l let my best friend down. 344 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:26,958 Alfalfa Switzer, l hereby sentence you... 345 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:30,375 to execution... at dawn! 346 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:33,250 - Yes! - Uh-huh! - [ Barks ] 347 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:37,042 - [ whimpers ] - Your Honor, may l suggest... 348 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,708 this court rules he be put on probation. 349 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:44,667 As terms of the probation, he alone will be responsible for guarding the go-cart. 350 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:47,125 Day and night. 351 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,208 - Uh, uh-- - [ Gavel Pounding ] 352 00:23:49,292 --> 00:23:54,250 - Court agrees. - Ya mean ya want me to spend the night here? 353 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,375 - All alone? Out in the open? - [ Giggling ] - [ Yawning ] 354 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,917 - well, what about the wild dingoes? - Deal with it. 355 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,250 As another term of his probation... 356 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:07,417 that he may never again talk to, see or even think about Darla... 357 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:10,083 or else. [ Slitting Sound ] 358 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,083 - [ Groans ] - [ Rascals ] Yeah! 359 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:16,833 And l'm makin' it my own personal business to see that you don't. 360 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:19,083 [ Rascal ] Yeah! All right! 361 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:25,083 Oh! 362 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,125 [ Rascals Murmuring ] 363 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,833 [ Thunderclap ] 364 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,833 [ Alfalfa ] You are so beautiful to me. 365 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:39,042 l love you, Alfalfa. 366 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:41,792 l want to die in your arms. 367 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,125 - You do? - Of course, not right away. 368 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:48,333 - March! March! - l'm off to join Sir Spankus. 369 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:51,042 How's the toothache, bub? 370 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:54,875 But you're my boy-toy! l won't let you go! 371 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:58,000 - You must choose between us. - Uh... uh... 372 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:02,167 - Yeah, you must choose between us. - Sir Alfalfa, haul butt! 373 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,833 Maybe this will help you make up your mind. 374 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,375 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ All Screaming ] 375 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,500 [ Snarling ] 376 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:20,792 - Tell me you'll never leave me. - l'll never leave you. 377 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:24,208 That's it, traitor! we must slay you... 378 00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:26,667 before your forbidden love... 379 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:29,833 destroys our manly bond. 380 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:33,417 Choose or die! Choose or die! 381 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,708 Choose or die! Choose or die! 382 00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:39,833 Choose or die! Choose or die! 383 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,917 Choose or die! Choose or die! 384 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,667 Choose or die! Choose or die! 385 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:49,125 [ whimpering ] 386 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:52,083 [ Yelling ] 387 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,917 [ Yelling ] 388 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,708 [ Screaming ] 389 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,875 [ Screaming ] 390 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:02,625 - [ Rascals Talking, Laughing ] - Ease up, pal. 391 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,750 - lt's just us. - we came to keep you company. 392 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,250 [ Rascals ] Yeah. 393 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,833 well, why am l soakin' wet? 394 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:14,917 Don't worry, Alfalfa. l used to have the same problem. 395 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,792 - [ Rascals Guffawing ] - There's just a hole in the tent. 396 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:23,458 - [ Laughing ] - whoo! 397 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:27,208 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ Screaming ] 398 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:29,833 [ Elmer Chittering ] 399 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:30,875 [ Elmer Chittering ] 400 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:33,625 - You're not thinking about Darla, are ya? - No, of course not. 401 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,750 Good! 402 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,958 l wonder if she's not thinking of me too. 403 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:43,042 - why are boys such jerks? - [ Giggling ] 404 00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:46,167 You're not thinking about Alfalfa, are you? 405 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,833 Oh, no, no, no, no way! 406 00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:51,917 [ Together ] Are you sure? 407 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,625 [ Giggling ] 408 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,792 Babes are like a bad song! 409 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:59,667 Once you get 'em stuck in your head, you can't get 'em out again. 410 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,333 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ Screaming ] 411 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:04,500 [ Screaming ] 412 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,750 - why do they have to be so... - Different? 413 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,708 - Hmmm! - Girls get along with each other. 414 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:12,833 Boys stand up for themselves. 415 00:27:12,917 --> 00:27:16,542 - Girls care. - Boys take what's theirs. 416 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,667 Boys won't listen. 417 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,917 All they wanna do is talk. 418 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,833 - [ Together ] They like to moon ya. - No, we don't! 419 00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:28,125 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ Screaming ] 420 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000 - Gigglin' and gossipin'. - Fighting and farting! 421 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:37,000 - Barbies and bracelets. - Boogers and bugs! 422 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,875 - lce skating. - Bungee jumping. 423 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:44,208 - Synchronized swimming. - [ Laughing ] 424 00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:46,667 And try to get 'em to sit still. 425 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:49,792 Boys! Ugh! 426 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,667 [ Together ] Girls! Ugh! 427 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:57,542 - And the worst thing of all... - They smell... - weird! 428 00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:02,583 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ Screaming ] 429 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:12,792 Howdy, mister. 430 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:20,417 - Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse. - we need to buy some lumber. 431 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,292 - what kind? - wood! 432 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,042 - # Short people got nobody # - we took up a collection. 433 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:30,458 Give us all the wood you can for this much, please. 434 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:35,833 # Short people got no reason to live # 435 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:39,500 # They got little hands # 436 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,625 # Little eyes # 437 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,875 - # They walk around tellin' great big lies # - Paper or plastic? 438 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:48,667 # They got little noses and tiny little teeth # 439 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,708 # They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet # 440 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,000 $450 for lumber? 441 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:57,083 where are we gonna get that kind of moola? 442 00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,542 l don't know. You know what they say. 443 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:04,083 - wood doesn't grow on trees. - # Don't want no short people # 444 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:07,625 - # 'Round here # - Hey, you guys, come 'ere! 445 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:11,417 [ Rascal ] what's going on? what's up? 446 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,750 All in favor say, ''Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy!'' 447 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:16,708 [ Together ] Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy... 448 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:21,042 Thank you, my good man. 449 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:35,833 Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. 450 00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:39,083 Loan... denied. 451 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:42,292 Hello, my good man. 452 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:44,875 Gentlemen, uh, have a seat. 453 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:49,542 - [ whispering ] Can we sit down? - Are you kidding? 454 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:52,333 we can't sit down, my good man. 455 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:56,250 - what may l do for you? - we wanna take out a hefty loan. 456 00:29:56,333 --> 00:30:00,042 - Of course. Do you have an account with us? - And how! 457 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,083 And what is your account-- 458 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,833 - Number? - Uh, seven. 459 00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:08,833 Seven? 460 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,208 Seven...? 461 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:16,250 - Try eight. - Eight? 462 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:20,542 Heard enough. 463 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:23,000 - [ Snap, Snap ] - Ouch! 464 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:26,208 lf you were my kids, l'd punish you! 465 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,542 lf we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves! 466 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:32,625 Leave the premises posthaste! 467 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:35,875 You can't treat people this way, mister. 468 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:38,958 You're not people. You're kids. 469 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,958 [ lndistinct Chatter ] 470 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:48,750 Thank you. 471 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:51,083 Good luck. 472 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:58,708 She loves me. She loves me not. 473 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:02,792 She loves me. She loves me not. 474 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,000 She loves me! 475 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:07,917 You guys don't know what you're talkin' about. 476 00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,417 l have to see her! 477 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:13,958 [ Buckwheat ] But that's a violation of your probation. 478 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:21,083 l know! l'll write a message, and you two can take it to her. 479 00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:25,792 wait a second! we're He-Man woman-Haters. we can't deliver love notes. 480 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:29,583 Love note? No! This is gonna be a hate note. 481 00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:32,292 [ Together ] Sounds good to me! 482 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:40,083 Dear Darla: l hate your stinkin' guts! 483 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:43,667 - [ Gasps ] - You make me vomit. 484 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,542 [ Laughing ] 485 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:49,375 You're scum between my... toes. 486 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:52,500 Love, Alfalfa. 487 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:55,208 [ Together ] Otay! 488 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,625 what's up, guys? 489 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,667 [ Sniffles, Hiccups ] Buckwheat, where's the note? 490 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,667 Note, note. 491 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,542 l know l got it here somewhere. 492 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,875 - Come on, guys. - [ Sniffles ] we'll find it. 493 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,083 - l'm waiting. - [ Porky Sneezes ] 494 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:22,292 [ Blowing Nose ] 495 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,708 l know! l gave it to you. 496 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:31,833 Uh-oh! 497 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:36,833 - what's going on? - lt's otay. l remember what it said. 498 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,917 ''Dear Darla: 499 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,583 ''l hate your stinkin' guts. 500 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:45,167 - [ Gasps ] - ''You make me vomit. 501 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:48,667 - Hmmph! - ''You are scum between my toes. 502 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,917 - Oh! - Love, Alfalfa.'' 503 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,750 - [ Gasps ] - [ Giggles ] 504 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:59,208 - [ Growls ] - [ Together ] whoa! 505 00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:02,625 well, yeah... but was she upset? 506 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:05,292 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! 507 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:10,250 Oh! l have to go to her house and explain what happened. 508 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,708 Forget it, pal! 509 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:16,792 Number one, she's not home 'cause she has a ballet recital. 510 00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:19,708 Number two-- what was number two? 511 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:22,417 [ whispering ] 512 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,875 No! Not that! The other number two. 513 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,208 Spanky said you couldn't talk to her. 514 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:34,292 what? l can talk to Darla anytime l want. 515 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:38,542 Spanky's not the boss of me! 516 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,125 Hiya, pal! 517 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:44,625 Oh, no! 518 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:48,667 [ Laughing ] 519 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:57,167 Trust me, this is for your own good. 520 00:33:57,250 --> 00:34:00,167 After you dump her, you'll feel like a new man. 521 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,958 But... l like the feel of the old man. 522 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,583 Hello. Hello, enjoy the show. 523 00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,625 who are you with? 524 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:12,125 l'm with him, and we need to talk to Darla. 525 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,083 That's out of the question. She's about to go onstage. 526 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:18,292 Now clear the door. Go on. 527 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,292 Too bad. well, let's go! 528 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:25,583 Hold it, partner. we're waiting right here 'til Darla comes out. 529 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,708 Oh, man! 530 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,667 - whoops! - [ Giggling ] 531 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:49,042 This'll be like stealing candy from a baby. 532 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,042 - [ Giggling ] - Oh, boy. 533 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:54,042 Come on. 534 00:34:55,042 --> 00:34:57,000 [ Duck Quacking ] 535 00:34:57,042 --> 00:35:01,000 - [ Snoring ] - [ Quacking Continues ] 536 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,917 [ Quacking ] 537 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:04,792 [ Quacking Continues ] 538 00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:07,000 Hey, look! A dollar! 539 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:10,917 [ Quacking ] 540 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,958 [ Porky ] Ducky, ducky! 541 00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:16,083 Yoo-hoo, Mister Ducky, ducky! Ducky! 542 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:18,875 Ducky! Ducky, ducky! 543 00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:21,208 Ducky! Come here, ducky! 544 00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:23,917 - Ducky! - Nothing beats a buck and a duck. 545 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,583 - [ Duck Quacking ] - [ Porky ] Hey, ya dumb duck, wait up! 546 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:32,250 Hmm. what's this? 547 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,208 - [ whimpering ] - [ whimpering ] 548 00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:42,708 [ Butch ] Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck! 549 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,583 # we got a dollar we got a dollar # 550 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:48,083 # we got a dollar Hey, hey, hey, hey # 551 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:50,625 # we got a dollar we got a dollar # 552 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:53,292 # we got a dollar Hey, hey, hey, hey # 553 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:57,458 l'm bored. 554 00:35:57,542 --> 00:35:59,542 - Ta-da! - [ Croaking ] 555 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,750 Gee, thanks! 556 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,125 Uh-oh, Butch and woim! Put that thing in your pocket and let's bail! 557 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,792 Hey, there they are. 558 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,458 - [ Girls Screaming ] - whoops! 559 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,625 - [ Girls Screaming ] - whoops! 560 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,417 Let's go! 561 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,958 - [ Girls Screaming ] - [ Together ] whoops! 562 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:30,125 - [ Girls Screaming ] - [ Together ] whoops! 563 00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:32,875 Shh! 564 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,208 [ Falsetto ] Hiya, big boys! 565 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,208 woof, woof! 566 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:39,542 - Ditto! - Say... 567 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:43,583 you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here? 568 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:46,167 - You mean, besides you? - [ Laughing ] 569 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,917 l think they went in there. 570 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,917 Thanks, doll face. 571 00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:55,250 Bye. 572 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:00,375 One, two, three! 573 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,500 [ Screaming, Panting ] what are you doing? 574 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:06,083 - You two do not belong here. - [ Groaning ] 575 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:09,375 - l shall escort you to the door. - [ Butch And woim Yelling ] 576 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:12,000 Stop this! Please, you're hurting me! 577 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,500 - Let go of me! - [ Spanky ] This tutu's killin' me. 578 00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:17,875 You took the words right out of my mouth. 579 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,042 [ Gasps ] 580 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:24,708 - Hi. - Hi! 581 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:27,833 - Are you a fairy? - No! - Uh-uh! 582 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:31,208 - You know, a sugarplum fairy. - Oh, well, yes, of course. 583 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,958 [ Frog Croaking ] 584 00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:37,792 -what's the matter? -Oh, she must have a frog in her throat. 585 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:41,583 l'm so nervous l'm sweating like a pig. 586 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,500 lt must be... the recital. 587 00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:48,083 Come here. 588 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,958 - Here's my hanky. - Gee, thanks! 589 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,958 [ Girls Giggling ] 590 00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:57,167 No, that's all right. You keep it. 591 00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:01,542 l'm nervous too. waldo's gonna be here. 592 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,333 - waldo's Darla's boyfriend. - [ Moans ] 593 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,500 - Do you have boyfriends? - [ Together ] No! 594 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,833 No, of course not. Uh... 595 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:14,833 But there is one boy l'd really love to get to know. 596 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,125 His name is Alfalfa. 597 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:22,042 - what a physique! - Are you crazy? 598 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:26,542 l used to know Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life. 599 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:30,625 Same here! That ugly scud led me on as if he cared... 600 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,708 then dropped me like a hot tamale. 601 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,875 Plus, you know what? 602 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:43,958 - [ Together ] No, what? - l hear he dresses in girls clothes. 603 00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:46,458 [ All Gasp ] 604 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:49,708 l don't miss him at all, except... 605 00:38:50,792 --> 00:38:52,792 his voice. 606 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:58,667 when he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July. 607 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,917 He is awfully romantical. 608 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,375 well, it was lovely chatting, but we really gotta go. 609 00:39:06,417 --> 00:39:08,333 Bye! 610 00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:12,250 All right, girls, it's time to take your positions! 611 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,792 - [ lndistinct Chatter ] - lt's show time! 612 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,792 Come on now, honey. 613 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:22,583 - Spanky, what are we doing? - [ Audience Applauding ] 614 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:26,167 - [ Applause Continues ] - And now scenes from... 615 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,167 - The Nutcracker. - [ Both Gasp ] - [ Ribbet ] 616 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:33,042 ## [ ''The Nutcracker Suite'' ] 617 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,083 - And two and three. 618 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,125 [ Croaking ] 619 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:42,792 - Get rid of it. - [ Croaks ] 620 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:44,750 - [ Croaks ] - [ Gasps ] 621 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,625 [ whimpering ] 622 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:54,958 - Come here, hold my hand. - Are you nuts? 623 00:39:57,792 --> 00:39:59,875 - [ Groans ] - [ Croaks ] 624 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:04,417 - [ Croaks ] - [ whimpers ] 625 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,792 - [ Croaks ] - [ whimpers ] 626 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,375 - [ Groans ] - [ Laughs ] 627 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:13,417 [ Audience Gasping ] 628 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,250 - [ Croaks ] - [ Gasps ] 629 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:18,292 [ Gasps ] 630 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,708 - [ Groans, Gasps ] - [ Croaking ] 631 00:40:22,792 --> 00:40:25,292 - [ Gasps ] - [ whispers ] Get off! 632 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,333 [ Laughing ] 633 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,917 [ Audience Laughing ] 634 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,958 - Get! - [ Blowing Raspberry ] 635 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:40,625 - [ Gasps, Laughs ] - Ohh! 636 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,917 - [ Raspberry ] - [ Croaks ] 637 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,708 Let's get outta here! 638 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,833 - Good thing l finally caught that frog. - Yeah. 639 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,542 - Now all you gotta worry about is warts. - [ Croaking ] 640 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:57,667 [ Screaming ] 641 00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,250 - [ Croaking ] - whoo! 642 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:05,125 You ruined my recital! where's-- Oh! 643 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,667 - Come on out of there, young lady. - Aw, nah, nah! 644 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:10,500 l wouldn't open that, if l was you. 645 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,583 Oh! Oh. 646 00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:15,250 well, this is a professional school of ballet. 647 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,708 Now get out and do not come back. 648 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,250 - [ Croaking ] - [ Screams ] 649 00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:26,458 [ Both Gasp ] 650 00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:30,083 l'll distract 'em while you make a getaway. 651 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:33,958 - Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal. - Think nothin' of it. 652 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:42,417 Hello again, you stud muffins. Goin' my way? 653 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,583 Gee, we'd love to, but we're waitin' around... 654 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:49,083 to beat the shorts off a couple of twerps. 655 00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:52,583 Your loss, baby. # Doo dee-doo dee-doo # 656 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:56,208 # Doo dee-doo dee-doo # 657 00:41:56,250 --> 00:42:00,042 - Got a burger to go with that shake? - # Doo dee-doo # 658 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:02,042 [ Gasps ] 659 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:04,042 Aaah! 660 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,958 - That's him! - [ Gasps ] 661 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,458 - [ Spanky whimpering ] - Come back here, you ugly little freak! 662 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,417 And stay out! 663 00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:30,792 [ Panting ] 664 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:32,792 [ whimpering ] 665 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,958 Things couldn't possibly get any worse. 666 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,042 Oh! Then the clouds opened up and God said... 667 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:55,708 ''l hate you, Alfalfa.'' 668 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:59,000 Nice tan. Any last words? 669 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:02,000 Yeah. Uh... see ya! 670 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:05,208 [ whimpering ] 671 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:10,333 [ whimpering ] 672 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,958 [ whimpering ] 673 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:17,125 - Hey! - [ Butch And woim Grunting ] 674 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,167 [ woman ] No, you don't! 675 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:21,167 Ooh! Ow! 676 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,208 l'll let myself out. Thank you. 677 00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:28,000 - well, you'd better. - [ whimpering ] 678 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:32,917 [ Groaning ] He lucked out! 679 00:43:33,042 --> 00:43:35,792 - [ whimpering ] - [ Barking ] 680 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,708 - [ Yelling ] - [ Barking ] 681 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,750 - Alfalfa! - [ Chuckling ] 682 00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:03,167 This is a side of you l've never seen before. [ Giggling ] 683 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:06,792 - Darla! - [ Laughing ] 684 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:11,125 Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this. 685 00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:13,667 [ Barking, Snarling ] 686 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:16,958 - which l'll make up later. - [ Snarling ] 687 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,875 - [ Alfalfa whimpering, Dog Barking ] - [ Laughing ] 688 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:26,042 - Do you like pickles? - l think they stink. 689 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,250 [ Loud Crunch ] 690 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,250 l love pickles. 691 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:35,083 - My mother makes me eat 'em. - l'm crazy about 'em. 692 00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:39,208 l'll sell you my pickle for a nickel. 693 00:44:40,292 --> 00:44:42,417 How about two cents? 694 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,708 Otay. 695 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:47,375 # l have two pickles l have two pickles # 696 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,417 # l have two pickles today Hey-hey # 697 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,958 # A-doo-dah-ding way-da-mo-wang-bing # 698 00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:56,667 # Because l get two pickles today, today ## 699 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:01,250 - Rough day? - Don't ask. 700 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:04,042 - [ Footsteps Running ] - Are these kosher? 701 00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:06,875 ## [ Marching Band Plays Fanfare ] 702 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:12,625 ## [ ''Colonel Bogey March'' ] 703 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:27,167 [ Together ] # we are He-Man woman Haters # 704 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:31,333 # we feed girls to alligators # 705 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:35,042 # The clubhouse burned down mighty low # 706 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:39,083 # But we got a plan to make some dough # 707 00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:42,417 # Left, right Left, right ## 708 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:48,875 Looking good. This is gonna be a piece of cake. 709 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:53,417 'Panky, me and Porky got an idea. 710 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,958 - Keep it. You might need it when you grow up. - Otay. 711 00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,542 Hey, maybe this will work. 712 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,542 Let's go. 713 00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:07,917 Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! 714 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,333 Enter if you dare! See the weird freak of nature! 715 00:46:12,417 --> 00:46:16,333 - Even science can't explain it! - lt's a really good show! 716 00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:20,708 Step right up and witness this hideous mutant! 717 00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:23,875 - Amazing! - lncredible! - Come on, everybody! 718 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:28,333 Four-foot man-eating chicken! 719 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,875 Hey, folks, we need to make some money! 720 00:46:37,917 --> 00:46:40,875 Gimme a quarter! Five dollars! Anything! 721 00:46:40,917 --> 00:46:43,167 we need to build a new clubhouse! 722 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,292 Just hurry, hurry, hurry! 723 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:48,583 People, people! we need your money! 724 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:51,792 You there, kid! wanna come in? 725 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:54,375 At least people are ridin' the rides. 726 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,333 [ Spanky ] Please go in. 727 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:03,250 - l will not think of Darla. - [ Pencil Scratching ] 728 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,625 l will not think of Darla! 729 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:09,167 l will not think of Darla. 730 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:12,250 - [ whines ] - [ Sighs ] Maybe Spanky's right. 731 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,208 Huh? 732 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:17,042 - Maybe l should just forget about love. - [ Snorts ] 733 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:21,667 Dang, l'm outta paper. 734 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,708 [ Barks ] 735 00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:26,583 - [ Footsteps ] - [ whines ] 736 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:28,667 No, not that kind of paper! 737 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,208 [ Barks, Panting ] 738 00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:36,417 [ whines ] 739 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:40,375 Thanks, Petey. 740 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,667 [ Gasps ] 741 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:51,208 Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky! 742 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:54,375 lt's his fault Darla hates me! 743 00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,958 [ whines ] 744 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,375 [ Engine Starts ] 745 00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,792 - [ Barking ] - Hop in, Petey! 746 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,958 Sit! 747 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:22,167 Come on, Spanky. So things didn't quite pan out. 748 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:25,875 ''Didn't quite pan out''? we have less money than when we came! 749 00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:29,000 [ Stymie ] l thought the talent show was supposed to be free. 750 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:30,958 [ Gasping ] 751 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:34,167 - [ Stymie ] Look at all that money! - what's goin' on? 752 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:38,667 we just put up the sign and people started payin' us. 753 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,917 Buckwheat, Porky, you're geniuses. 754 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,958 [ Together ] Th-a-a-anks! 755 00:48:43,042 --> 00:48:46,250 Look, how 'bout if l take over and give you guys a break? 756 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,792 [ Together ] Otay! 757 00:48:49,917 --> 00:48:52,833 Hmm. Money, money. 758 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,917 [ woman ] Spanky McFarland! 759 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,083 [ Gasps ] Miss Crabtree! 760 00:48:58,167 --> 00:49:01,625 l would expect this from a four-year-old, but not from you! 761 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:06,875 Spanky, tricking people out of their money is wrong. 762 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:09,375 lt's just like cheating on your homework. 763 00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:12,625 - But l-- - what are we to do with all this money? 764 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:15,667 we can't give it back to these people one by one. 765 00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:19,000 Um, Miss Crabtree, l got a suggestion. 766 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,375 [ whispering ] what we could do is-- 767 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,292 lnteresting. 768 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,667 lntriguing. 769 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:31,458 - l love it. - [ Sinister Chuckling ] 770 00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:44,750 - [ Audience Applauding ] - [ Man ] whoo! Nice suit, kid! 771 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:55,708 # ''L'' is for the way you look # 772 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:57,500 # At me # 773 00:49:57,542 --> 00:50:02,208 # ''O'' is for the only one # 774 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:04,333 # l see # 775 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:08,375 # ''V'' is very, very # 776 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,417 # Extraordinary # 777 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:14,042 # Now, ''E'' is even more # 778 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:17,208 # Than anyone that you adore # 779 00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:19,167 # And love # 780 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:23,625 # ls all that l can give to you # 781 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:26,958 # Love is more than just a # 782 00:50:27,042 --> 00:50:30,208 - [ Snap, Snap ] - # Game for two # 783 00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:33,250 # Two in love can make it # 784 00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:36,542 # Take my heart but please don't break it # 785 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:37,917 # Love # 786 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,542 # was made for me and you ## 787 00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:42,750 Dang. 788 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:45,708 - ## [ Song Finishes ] - [ Laughter ] 789 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,708 [ Audience Applauding ] 790 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:52,292 - Miss Crabtree, do you got room for just one more act? - we could squeeze you in. 791 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:55,458 - Thanks, Miss Crabtree! - You're welcome. 792 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:58,750 well, fellas, the president saved your bacon. 793 00:50:58,833 --> 00:51:01,750 l convinced Miss Crabtree to use the money... 794 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:04,750 as first prize in the go-cart derby. 795 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:06,750 [ Rascals Cheering ] 796 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:09,667 Just think, in three days, the money's ours. 797 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,958 Everything else may have gone wrong... 798 00:51:12,042 --> 00:51:14,958 but there's no way we can lose the race. 799 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,583 Yeah! 800 00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:32,083 - The Blur belongs to Butch. - And woim. 801 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,708 well, if it isn't Falafel. 802 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:38,333 - Alfalfa! - whatever. 803 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:41,333 l hope you didn't miss my duet with Darla. 804 00:51:41,417 --> 00:51:43,375 You call that a duet? 805 00:51:43,417 --> 00:51:45,917 lt was stupendous. 806 00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:47,917 She wasn't bad either. 807 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:51,792 - # Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin' # - what on Earth are you doing? 808 00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:54,708 l'm warmin' up my vocalizer. 809 00:51:54,792 --> 00:51:57,708 l'm about to win Darla back through song. 810 00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:02,750 # l'm the barber # 811 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:06,292 # Of Seville # 812 00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:11,875 # Figaro, Figaro, Figaro # 813 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:15,417 Don't you get it? Darla can't stand you. 814 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,500 Alfalfa, you're on. 815 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:23,292 Darla will love me after l sing to her. 816 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:27,458 Darla can't resist my voice. She said so herself. 817 00:52:27,542 --> 00:52:29,167 Come on, dear. 818 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:35,042 - [ Audience Applauds ] - [ Petey Snorts ] 819 00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:38,375 - [ Rascals Gasping ] - This is a song about a tragic romance. 820 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:41,292 l once fell in love with a girl... 821 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:44,833 and through schemes and betrayals by my best friend... 822 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:48,083 she came to think l was nothin' more... 823 00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:51,708 than a He-Man woman-Hater. 824 00:52:51,792 --> 00:52:54,000 - But l'm a woman-lover! - Uhh! 825 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:58,250 So let me raise a toast to the girl l love most... 826 00:52:58,292 --> 00:53:00,750 in the whole world. 827 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,250 - Please don't say my name. Please don't say my name. - Darla. 828 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:07,917 - Ohh. - [ Kids Laughing ] 829 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,417 - [ Gulps ] - [ Laughing Continues ] 830 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:19,750 ## [ Piano ] 831 00:53:19,792 --> 00:53:23,250 - [ Off-Key ] # lf l could make a wish # - [ Rascals Groaning ] 832 00:53:23,292 --> 00:53:27,208 - # l think l'd pass # - [ Audience Laughing ] 833 00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:31,917 - [ Gasping ] - # Can't think of anything l need # 834 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:34,750 - [ Gasping ] - [ Howls ] 835 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:38,125 - # No cigarettes, no sleep # - l'm gonna put that fool out of his misery! 836 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:41,167 - # No lights, no sound # - [ Laughing Continues ] 837 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:46,958 - # Nothing to eat, no books to read # - [ Bubbles Popping ] 838 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,792 - # Sometimes # - [ Nervous Chuckle ] 839 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:53,917 # All l need is the air that l breathe # 840 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,250 [ Burps ] # And to love you # 841 00:53:57,292 --> 00:53:59,417 - And... whoa! - [ Pop ] 842 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:03,292 - # All l need is the air that l breathe # - [ Petey Groans ] 843 00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:06,417 # Yes, to love you # 844 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:11,208 - # All l need is the air that l breathe # - [ Spanky Grunts ] 845 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:14,667 [ Grunts ] # And to love you ## 846 00:54:14,708 --> 00:54:18,167 - Oh, l hate you, Alfalfa. - [ Smattering Of Applause ] 847 00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:21,792 - Dang! - Hee-hee! 848 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,833 [ Laughter, Applause Continues ] 849 00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:31,750 - [ Spanky ] Hey! - well, hello, Mr. Bubbles! 850 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:34,458 That was the most disgusting display... 851 00:54:34,542 --> 00:54:37,917 of she-man woman-loving l've ever seen! 852 00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:40,958 - [ Rascals Agreeing ] - Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! 853 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,292 You-- You Judas Priest! 854 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,292 This is all your fault! 855 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:48,417 - All my fault? - You torched the clubhouse. 856 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,750 And it's all my fault? 857 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:55,292 Say, you're supposed to be guarding the go-cart, you Muzak-warbling wimp! 858 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,458 Relax, you double-crossing mud-muncher! 859 00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:01,167 l parked it right over there! 860 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:11,167 lt was right here! 861 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:14,833 - well, where is it? - Boy, you're messin' up left and right! 862 00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:18,042 That's it, you sissified tweety-bird! 863 00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:22,000 - l wish l had a club to throw you out of! - [ Stymie ] Me too! 864 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:24,458 well, you sewage-swigging slimeball... 865 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:27,667 - [ Gasps ] - if there still was a club, l'd quit! 866 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:29,667 - [ Porky ] Good! - Hmph! 867 00:55:29,708 --> 00:55:31,500 - what a wimp. - Yeah. 868 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,125 [ Rascals Laughing ] 869 00:55:40,167 --> 00:55:44,583 # l've had bad dreams # 870 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,875 # And too many times # 871 00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:53,625 # To think that they # 872 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,375 - # Don't mean much anymore # - [ Sighs ] 873 00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:01,542 - [ Chittering ] - # The fine times have gone # 874 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:06,208 - [ whines, Moans ] - # And left my sad heart # 875 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:09,250 # And friends # 876 00:56:09,292 --> 00:56:11,667 # who once cared # 877 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,917 # Just walked out my door # 878 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,250 - Go make up with him, Alfalfa. - ## [ Song Continues ] 879 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:21,458 - You guys have been friends since you were one. - He started it! 880 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,458 And you should finish it. 881 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,750 You're a team, like Bert and Ernie... 882 00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:28,125 Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli. 883 00:56:29,542 --> 00:56:32,375 At least go talk to him. what could it cost? 884 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:35,292 You mean, besides my dignity and pride? 885 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,292 All l know is... 886 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:40,292 you only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy... 887 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:43,208 once in a lifetime. 888 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:48,000 # And too many times # 889 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:52,583 # To think that you # 890 00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:56,958 # Could come back again # 891 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,417 # And love has no pride # 892 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:05,292 # when l call out your name # 893 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:09,167 - ls Spanky home? - l'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here. 894 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:12,167 l'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here. 895 00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:15,958 - Darn! - Darn! 896 00:57:16,042 --> 00:57:19,750 # l'd give anything # 897 00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:25,125 # To see you again # 898 00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:27,625 [ Spanky ] l thought l'd find you here. 899 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:33,000 l'm sorry l called you a double-crossing mud-muncher... 900 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,500 and a sewage-swigging slimeball. 901 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:38,917 l'm sorry l called you a sissified tweety-bird... 902 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,875 and a Muzak-warbling wimp. 903 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:46,042 l'm sorry l called you a barf-encrusted jumbo jerk. 904 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:48,917 You didn't call me a barf-encrusted jumbo jerk. 905 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,375 Oh. l guess l was just thinking it. 906 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:57,083 - l'm sorry about the fire. - l'm sorry about messin' up... 907 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,375 your picnic lunch with Darla. 908 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:03,875 Maybe l'm sorta responsible for the fire too, a little. 909 00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:06,875 You know, Spanky, l like girls. 910 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:09,875 lt might even get worse as l get older. 911 00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:12,000 l know you like girls, 'Falf. 912 00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:15,125 The problem is, rules is rules. 913 00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:18,542 But is woman-hating the important thing? 914 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,708 l mean, couldn't we be a club 'cause we like something? 915 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,708 Hmm. 916 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,875 Shoot! without a clubhouse, we don't have a club. 917 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:31,375 Hey! You guys burned down a clubhouse, not a club! 918 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:33,375 [ Froggy ] A club is buddies... 919 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:36,083 - who stick together, no matter what! - Uh-huh! 920 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:40,042 [ Rascals Yelling ] 921 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:43,667 l just wish we could still enter the go-cart derby. 922 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,708 But it's impossible. 923 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:48,167 who says it's impossible? 924 00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:51,167 - [ Barking ] - Every one of us, working together-- 925 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,167 Pal, that's all the possible we need! 926 00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:59,417 [ Rascals Cheering ] 927 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:04,000 [ Rascals Chattering, Yelling ] 928 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:09,167 we need a hammer... and nails. 929 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:12,583 - A motor. - [ Chattering Continues ] 930 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:15,583 [ Spanky ] we need a battery and a chassis... 931 00:59:15,667 --> 00:59:17,583 four axles and a wheel belt. 932 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,583 Somebody get a supercharger. 933 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:22,625 - Go get it, guys! - [ Barking ] - [ Chittering ] 934 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,750 [ Turning washer Dial ] 935 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:50,583 - Here, Petey. - [ Barks ] 936 00:59:57,250 --> 01:00:00,167 - Screwdriver. - Screwdriver. 937 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,833 - Ratchet! - Ratchet. 938 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:24,958 Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there? 939 01:00:25,042 --> 01:00:26,958 Uh-huh! 940 01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:32,625 Monkey wrench! 941 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:35,333 [ Chittering ] 942 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,250 Ta-dum! 943 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,458 Do us proud, buddy. 944 01:00:41,542 --> 01:00:44,208 You betcha! 945 01:00:47,417 --> 01:00:49,875 [ P.A. Announcer ] Hey, everybody! Don't forget! 946 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:53,750 Following the go-cart derby, there will be a tiny tot bunny race at 3:30. 947 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:57,250 Entrants must be five years and under. See you there! 948 01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:59,583 [ woman On P.A. ] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 949 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:04,083 - welcome to the 73rd annual go-cart derby! - [ Audience Applauding ] 950 01:01:07,917 --> 01:01:10,917 [ Barking ] 951 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,292 [ P.A. Announcer ] Hey, guys, get in your cars! 952 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:15,333 we're ready to start! 953 01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:17,375 You there, the kid in the blue. 954 01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:20,375 Stop horsin' around. You're gonna break your neck. 955 01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:24,542 How we gonna beat that? 956 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:28,958 - lt looks like The Blur with a new paint job! - Eccch! 957 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:38,458 # we're goin' to the race # 958 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:41,000 # we're goin' to win first place # 959 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:43,833 - # And you have an ugly face # - [ Giggling ] 960 01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:47,333 [ Yelling ] 961 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:54,208 - [ Beeping ] - [ Ringing ] 962 01:01:54,292 --> 01:01:56,875 Hi, Dad, it's me. 963 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:59,750 You're gonna be so proud of me. l'm gonna win this race. 964 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:02,833 waldo, you're the best son money can buy. 965 01:02:02,917 --> 01:02:05,333 Thanks, Dad. 966 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:09,833 - l don't have an ugly face. You have an ugly face! - You have an ugly face! 967 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:12,875 - You have an ugly face! - Your mother has an ugly face! 968 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,375 The race course is marked with arrows... 969 01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:21,333 and it ends right back here where it started from. 970 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:25,333 Oh, great! 971 01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:28,417 -This is the prize money for the winner. -Okay. 972 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,792 lt's just about $500. 973 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:34,500 - Just say it's from an anonymous donor. - You got it. 974 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:37,333 waldo, hurry up. we're late! 975 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:40,083 Oh, please. we're making an entrance. 976 01:02:40,167 --> 01:02:44,000 - Just sit back, relax and leave everything to moi. - [ Sighs ] 977 01:02:48,583 --> 01:02:50,500 l wonder where A.J. Ferguson is. 978 01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:53,667 l don't know, but l can't wait to meet him. 979 01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:57,375 [ P.A. Announcer ] Okay, guys, this is it. Fasten your seat belts. 980 01:02:57,458 --> 01:03:00,167 well, well. Mr. Johnston. Nice of you to join us. 981 01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:02,958 The last car is finally is position. 982 01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:05,792 well, if it isn't waldo. 983 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:13,208 All the money in the world is no substitute for hard work and ingenuity. 984 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:15,458 You lead a rich fantasy life. 985 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,792 Thank you. 986 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:22,000 - Moron. - what are you doin' with that? 987 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:27,167 lt's Darla's handkerchief. All great knights ride into battle... 988 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,708 wearing the colors of their lady fair. 989 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:32,708 l'm not hearing this. l'm not hearing this. 990 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:42,083 Hey, look! My mom's here! 991 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:44,083 whoopee. 992 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,958 The first racer to cross the finish line will receive... 993 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,250 this genuine, gold-plated, cubic zirconium-encrusted trophy! 994 01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,250 [ Audience Applauding ] 995 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:05,292 As well as the prize of five hundred dollars! 996 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:09,583 [ Cheering, Applause Continues ] 997 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:11,917 Go! Go! 998 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,958 Gentlemen, start your engines! 999 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:26,625 [ Engines Starting, Revving ] 1000 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:33,875 [ P.A. Announcer ] All right, ready. Steady. 1001 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:36,542 One, two, three, go! 1002 01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:39,167 [ Tires Screeching ] 1003 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,125 - whoo-hoo! - Yeah! whoo! 1004 01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:57,458 Grrr! 1005 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,500 [ Tires Screeching ] 1006 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:17,000 String 'em, woim! 1007 01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:22,917 - Aaah! Aah! - Oh, no! 1008 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,667 Aaaaaah! 1009 01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:32,625 - All right! - Yeah! 1010 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:37,750 whoo-ooh-hoo! 1011 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:41,292 Aaaaaah! 1012 01:05:47,917 --> 01:05:50,708 You snotwads stole our racer! 1013 01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:54,667 Finders keepers, losers... suck! 1014 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:57,083 Ah, bite me! 1015 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:04,000 waldo, l think we have to turn here! 1016 01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:06,292 Girls have no sense of direction. 1017 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:09,917 [ Darla ] You know, you're starting to get on my nerves. 1018 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:14,333 Huh? Uh-- Oh! 1019 01:06:19,917 --> 01:06:21,417 Ohh! 1020 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:41,542 - [ Horn Beeping ] - [ Spanky ] watch out! 1021 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:43,750 Get out of the way! 1022 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,833 - [ Thud ] - Comin' through! 1023 01:06:45,917 --> 01:06:48,250 Aaah! 1024 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:50,792 Excuse us! Move! 1025 01:06:50,875 --> 01:06:53,583 - [ Thud ] - [ Groaning ] 1026 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:57,208 - You little rascals! - Sorry! 1027 01:06:57,250 --> 01:07:00,250 [ Spanky ] 10 points for the old guy! 1028 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:04,917 [ Spanky, Alfalfa Cheering, Laughing ] 1029 01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:08,667 [ waldo ] lt's time to lose these losers. 1030 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,792 - Atomic batteries to power. - [ Turbines Starting ] 1031 01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:14,542 Turbines to speed! 1032 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:23,708 - They're gettin' away! - Hold on to your beanie! 1033 01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:26,417 - [ Tires Screech ] - [ whizzing, Clunking ] 1034 01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:32,208 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1035 01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:34,792 - [ Yelling ] - [ Tires Screech ] 1036 01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:41,375 Activate rocket boosters! 1037 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:48,292 You idiot! You put them in... 1038 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:51,000 - backwards! - waaaah! 1039 01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,792 [ Yelling Continues ] 1040 01:07:57,208 --> 01:08:00,625 - whoo-hoo! Yee-hah! - [ lmitating Racing Engine ] 1041 01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:03,625 [ Spanky, Alfalfa Cheering, Yelling ] 1042 01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:10,417 These two again? 1043 01:08:10,458 --> 01:08:13,625 l really hate to do this. 1044 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,458 Huh? 1045 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,958 Yikes! Spikes! 1046 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,583 [ Spanky, Alfalfa Yelling ] 1047 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:28,375 [ Yelling Continues ] 1048 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,917 Hey! You could've killed them! 1049 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,917 Just forget about that soap-sucking nincompoop! 1050 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,042 So you're responsible for the bubbles at the talent show! 1051 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:45,958 Pull over right now! l'm not finishing this race with you! 1052 01:08:46,042 --> 01:08:48,583 You got it, babe. Now get out. 1053 01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:56,292 where in tarnation are we? 1054 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:06,875 Look! we're back in the race! 1055 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,917 [ Spanky ] Hey, pretty good shortcut! 1056 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:13,917 Hey, how'd they get here? 1057 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,458 Don't worry. This'll fix 'em! 1058 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,958 - [ Together ] Yeah! - what's that? 1059 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:27,667 Aaah! Aah! [ Coughing ] 1060 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:30,208 we can't see! [ Coughing ] 1061 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:33,833 - [ Spanky ] where are we? - [ Alfalfa ] Aaaah! Help! 1062 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,833 - [ Tires Screeching ] - [ Coughing ] 1063 01:09:35,875 --> 01:09:39,708 - what's goin' on? - [ Coughing ] l can't see! 1064 01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:43,000 [ Yelling, Coughing Continue ] 1065 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:51,375 [ Alfalfa ] My eyes! l can't see! 1066 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,917 Hey, mind your own business, rich boy! 1067 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,333 - [ Coughing ] - what a guy! 1068 01:09:58,417 --> 01:10:00,333 Thanks, pal! 1069 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:10,792 Aah! Aah! Aaah! 1070 01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:12,792 Grab the wheel! 1071 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,792 Are you crazy? we got a finish line to cross! 1072 01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:18,792 - Not without this! - You're nuts! 1073 01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:29,292 - whoa! - watch out! You're gonna fall! 1074 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:31,292 Aaaah! 1075 01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,792 [ Alfalfa Yelling ] 1076 01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:37,167 l'm gonna fall off! Hold my feet! Aaaah! 1077 01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:39,708 [ Alfalfa Yelling Continues ] 1078 01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,792 - [ Cheering ] - Aaaaaah! 1079 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,583 - [ Alfalfa Yelling ] - [ Yelling ] 1080 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,583 Grrrr! 1081 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:58,958 - [ Spanky ] Hold on! we're almost there! - [ Alfalfa Yelling ] 1082 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:03,333 [ Audience Cheering ] 1083 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:05,417 winner by a hair! Yes! 1084 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,250 - [ Cheering ] - [ Barking ] 1085 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:11,125 [ Chittering ] 1086 01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:12,792 [ Chittering ] 1087 01:11:16,208 --> 01:11:18,250 You did it, Alfalfa! You won! 1088 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:20,250 we did it! All of us! 1089 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:24,583 - [ Both Grunting Loudly ] - Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big... 1090 01:11:24,667 --> 01:11:26,583 ''Spoley-oley''! 1091 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:31,000 [ Rascals ] Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! 1092 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:34,083 - Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! - Thank you. 1093 01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:37,125 - [ Spoley-oleys Continue ] - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you-- 1094 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,125 lt ain't right! 1095 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:42,292 we go through all the trouble of stealing your racer... 1096 01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:44,458 and you still win! 1097 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:47,625 Better brace yourself, because now l'm really gonna kick your butt! 1098 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,625 l'm usually a lover, not a fighter... 1099 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,708 but in your case l'm willin' to make an exception. 1100 01:12:00,292 --> 01:12:02,250 Pig puckey! 1101 01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:05,875 [ whimpering ] Allow me! 1102 01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:14,833 - Looking good, man. - [ Rascals ] Yeah! 1103 01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:18,417 Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us! 1104 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:22,833 l gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it. 1105 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:26,208 Put it there, pal. You're quite a guy. 1106 01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:29,042 Us machismo types have a club-- 1107 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:31,417 The He-Man woman-Haters Club. 1108 01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:35,333 Alfalfa, l'm extending a membership offer here. 1109 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:38,083 - Now, what is it? - That's not waldo! 1110 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:41,000 You'll be hearing from my lawyers. 1111 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:46,542 Then who's this guy who saved our butts? 1112 01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:48,667 Hi, guys. what's up? 1113 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:51,625 A girl! Ohh! [ Gasps ] 1114 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,917 well, don't that beat all. 1115 01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,333 [ Giggling ] 1116 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:01,375 Spanky! 1117 01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:05,375 [ woman ] Now it gives me great pleasure to present this beautiful trophy... 1118 01:13:05,417 --> 01:13:07,667 and the prize money... 1119 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,208 to Alfalfa Switzer and Spanky McFarland. 1120 01:13:11,292 --> 01:13:15,083 - [ Cheering ] - [ Barking ] 1121 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,625 ls that a cowlick, or are you just glad to see me? 1122 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,958 - [ Audience Laughing ] - [ Sighs ] 1123 01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:23,542 Ah, the strong, silent type, eh? 1124 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:28,458 Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed. 1125 01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:31,458 Ohh! what's the matter, sugar pie? 1126 01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:34,417 well, we were just kinda hopin' that... 1127 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:37,708 A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy. 1128 01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:41,042 well, boys, today's your lucky day. 1129 01:13:43,292 --> 01:13:45,250 'Cause that's exactly who l am! 1130 01:13:45,292 --> 01:13:47,625 - [ Gasping ] - [ Gasping ] 1131 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,583 You're the best driver there is! 1132 01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:53,500 well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself! 1133 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,417 - [ Gasps ] - [ Gasping ] 1134 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,333 Say, let's even things up. How 'bout one on this side? 1135 01:13:59,417 --> 01:14:02,417 - [ Laughing ] - [ Audience Laughing ] 1136 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,500 - There ya go! [ Laughs ] - [ Audience Applauding, Cheering ] 1137 01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:13,958 [ Rascals Chattering, lndistinct ] 1138 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,625 - [ Boy ] what a great race! - [ Barks ] 1139 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:20,667 l saw what you did to save my hanky, Alfalfa. 1140 01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,667 That was very heartwarming. 1141 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,167 And awfully romantical. 1142 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:28,333 Gee, thanks, but l thought you hated me. 1143 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:32,333 l don't hate you. lt's just sometimes you do mean things... 1144 01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:35,000 like playing tricks on me at our picnic. 1145 01:14:35,042 --> 01:14:37,667 Uh, l can explain that. 1146 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:40,708 lt was me who wrecked your picnic with Alfalfa. 1147 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:44,333 You see, l thought you was tryin' to steal my best friend. 1148 01:14:44,417 --> 01:14:47,958 l thought you were tryin' to sabotage our club. 1149 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:50,542 But l think l was wrong. 1150 01:14:50,625 --> 01:14:53,500 l'm sorry, you guys. 1151 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:56,125 My Alfalfinator! 1152 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:58,958 My delectable Darlooney! 1153 01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:11,833 [ Rascals Chattering, Laughing ] 1154 01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:13,875 [ Chattering Continues ] 1155 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:19,583 - So, do you live around here? - Yeah. 1156 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:21,500 Do you like dolls? 1157 01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:24,583 - Mm-mmm. - Mm-mmm. - l do! 1158 01:15:24,667 --> 01:15:27,083 Cool. 1159 01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:30,375 - [ Chittering ] - [ Spanky ] Say! 1160 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:34,042 Have we betrayed our forefathers? 1161 01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:38,125 Have we trampled on the generations of honest woman-haters... 1162 01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:41,708 - [ Giggles ] - who came before us? 1163 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,750 - Uh-uh. - Huh? 1164 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,917 - [ All Gasping ] - Hey, everybody! 1165 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,708 - Uh-Huh's learned a new word! - [ All Gasping ] 1166 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:55,875 Actually, l've always had a rather extensive vocabulary... 1167 01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:59,583 not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar... 1168 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:02,958 and a superlative command of syntax. 1169 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,708 l simply chose not to employ them. 1170 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:10,292 - [ Barks ] - [ All ] Ohhh-tay! 1171 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:13,708 [ Rascals Laughing, Cheering, Yelling ] 1172 01:16:17,542 --> 01:16:22,333 well, l guess things just have to change sometimes. 1173 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:24,375 [ whines ] 1174 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,125 what's my line? 1175 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:34,542 # whoa, you know, you know you know, you know # 1176 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:38,125 - # You must've been a beautiful baby # - whoa! 1177 01:16:38,167 --> 01:16:41,000 # You must've been a beautiful child # 1178 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:44,667 - # when you was only startin' to go to kindergarten # - Hmm? what? 1179 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,333 - # l bet you drove the other kids wild # - Oop! 1180 01:16:47,417 --> 01:16:50,542 # Yeah, and when it come to winnin' blue ribbons # 1181 01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:53,583 # l bet you taught the other kids how # 1182 01:16:53,667 --> 01:16:58,250 # l could see the judge's eyes when they handed you the prize # 1183 01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:01,750 - [ Director ] Let's start over again. - l don't-- [ Hic ] want to! 1184 01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,750 - You don't want to? - No-- [ Hic ] No. 1185 01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:07,000 - You got the hiccups? Okay, cut. - Ye-- [ Hic ] Yes. 1186 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:10,792 - l used to have this-- - [ Director ] Don't worry ! 1187 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:13,292 l forgot the words! [ Giggles ] 1188 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:20,708 - [ Director ] what are you doing? - [ lmitating woody woodpecker ] 1189 01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:22,542 Hmm! 1190 01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:24,542 Oh! 1191 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:33,583 - [ Giggles ] - what a relief! 1192 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:41,292 - Yuck! - Ooh! 1193 01:17:47,375 --> 01:17:49,375 Allow me to introduce myself. 1194 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:51,667 - what an idiot. - watch it, bud. 1195 01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:57,000 [ Both Giggling ] 1196 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:03,375 You have the most-- And-- 1197 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,583 [ Director ] Don't look at the camera, sweetie. Don't look at the camera. 1198 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:09,875 Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera. 1199 01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:11,917 Brittany, stop lookin' at the camera, please. 1200 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,458 - # You must've been a beautiful child - Brittany! 1201 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,708 # when you was only startin' to go to kindergarten # 1202 01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:20,292 # l bet you drove the other kids wild # 1203 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:24,125 - # And when it come to winnin' blue ribbons # - l winded my ear up. 1204 01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:27,000 # l bet you taught the other kids how # 1205 01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:30,708 # l could see the judge's eyes when they handed you the prize # 1206 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:33,792 # l bet you'll be the cutest # 1207 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:37,083 # You must've been a beautiful baby # 1208 01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:40,583 - # But, baby, won't you look at you now # - [ Barks ] 1209 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:57,833 The race course is marked off with arrows. 1210 01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,792 And it'll start-- lt'll end. 1211 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:02,042 Thank you. And it will end. 1212 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:04,917 Paper or plastic? 1213 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:10,125 And it will end-- And it ends-- 1214 01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:12,917 lt ends. Right. l knew l'd find it somewhere. 1215 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:16,583 That is bad popcorn. [ Chuckles ] 1216 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:19,125 # You must've been # 1217 01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:21,458 # A beautiful child # 1218 01:19:21,542 --> 01:19:24,417 # when you was only startin' to go to kindergarten # 1219 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,958 # l'll bet you drove the other childs wild # 1220 01:19:27,042 --> 01:19:30,667 - Cut. - # when it comes to winnin' blue ribbons # 1221 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:33,667 You'll tell me when-- we're not going yet-- 1222 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:36,250 - [ Director, lndistinct ] - Okay. 1223 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:39,250 The race course is marked off with arrows. 1224 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:41,750 lt ends right back here where it started from. 1225 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,750 - [ Director ] And cut. - [ Man ] Cutting. 1226 01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:47,208 - l finally got that sucker. - [ Together ] Otay! 1227 01:19:47,292 --> 01:19:49,500 # Baby # 1228 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:52,000 # Take a look at you now #