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- [lively chatter]
- [laughter]
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Hey, man. Can I get
two vodka sodas, please?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
You know what?
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Go ahead and keep that
for yourself, all right?
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Oh, thanks, man.
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[Jeremy] Yeah, I can't wait
to meet you, too, Madison.
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Oh, those babies are legit.
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[Penny] Jeremy?
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[chuckles]
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Uh, no, sorry.
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- But this is you, isn't it?
- Well, yeah,
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- but you can't be...
- Yeah, Madison.
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Yeah, I am.
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Joke! [laughs] Oh, my God.
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- You should see your face.
- Oh, my God.
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- No, obviously I'm not her.
- Okay. Oh, man.
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- No. 'Course I'm not Madison.
- Thank Christ!
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Because honestly
I was shitting myself there.
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I mean, no offense.
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Oh, none taken.
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It's really risky
meeting people online.
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You never know if people
are gonna be as ugly
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on the outside
as they are on the inside.
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- Yeah, right, exactly.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm sorry,
is Madison on her way?
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Uh, no, no, no.
Madison's not coming.
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What? Why?
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Well, she sent me to see
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if you were truly
in love with her
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and clearly you're not,
so goodbye, Jeremy.
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Wait! No, no, no, wait.
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Of course I love her.
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I have been texting with her
for, like, a frigging month!
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This is the girl that I'm
gonna let keep my babies
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and I will pay her
her due child support.
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I will visit
every other weekend
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and say hi to the kids
and put 'em on my lap
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and whatever you do, okay?
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That is how much I love her.
I swear to Christ!
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But can you love
her birth defect?
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'Course I can.
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I mean,
it's on the inside, right?
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Like, it's in her brain
or in her heart?
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When Madison was born,
she was born with A cups.
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- No, but her photos, they...
- Yeah.
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What you're looking at there
is expert contouring
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and well-placed
chicken cutlets.
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She's really a double-A,
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if I'm gonna be, like,
honest with you.
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A triple-A in some brands.
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Basically, if her tits
were batteries,
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they'd go into a watch.
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That's why she didn't
wanna come here
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and meet you in real life.
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Well, not until she has
the boob job, anyways.
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Wait, she's getting
a boob job?
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When is that happening, then?
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- In a year.
- A year?
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Well, silicone doesn't
just grow on trees.
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- She has to save up.
- Well, how much does she need?
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Just, like, $300.
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500 if she's gonna
go full bouncy castle.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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Tell her I'll give her
the $500.
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I just want her to be happy.
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- That is so selfless of you.
- I know.
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Do you prefer Venmo or PayPal?
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Venmo's fine.
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That's her!
The fake tit-job bitch!
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- Get her!
- [Penny sighs]
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I needed a new scene anyway.
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[Jason] She stole
my money, man!
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[policeman] Move!
Out of my way, come on!
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Hey, where do I send
the money?
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- [Policeman] Go!
- [choking]
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[Policewoman]
Hey, stop that woman!
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[Policeman] Hey, you! Stop!
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- [grunts]
- [policeman grunting]
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[Policewoman]
Go after her! Quick!
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You let her get away!
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Well, at least we didn't
give her $500 first! Idiot.
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[police radio chatter]
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Trashy dress,
you did it again.
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[lively instrumental
music playing]
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- [man wolf whistles]
- [camera shutter clicking]
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[grunts]
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Hmph!
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[screams]
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[screaming]
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[both growl]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[speaking Danish]
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[in English] Begone!
You French women are bad luck!
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[woman scoffs]
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And shave your armpits.
Please.
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Well, come on, deal again!
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Our apologies, monsieur,
but you are out of credit.
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[speaking Danish]
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[in English] Hold on,
I may have a solution.
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How's this for credit?
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It's beautiful, monsieur.
But I cannot accept it.
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Why the hell not?
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I'm afraid
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rumor has it that you are
selling your wife's jewels
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to bankroll
your gambling debts.
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That is an outrageous slur!
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Hey. Whiskey.
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[woman]
Uh, excuse me? Excuse me?
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How much
are the red ones worth?
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- Uh, one thousand.
- And the blue ones?
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- Five thousand.
- [giggles]
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I love that game
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with the wheel and the ball
and the numbers.
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I don't even really know
how to play.
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- [both laugh]
- Hello.
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Uh, hello.
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My name is Mathias Albrecht
von Rüdinger der Kleinzogen
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Hindenburg-an-Sohr.
And you are?
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- Janet.
- Janet.
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What an enchanting name.
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- [both chuckle]
- You're American, yes?
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- Yes.
- I'm Danish.
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Like the pastry?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, what brings you
to the South of France?
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An airplane.
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Yes, and why are you here?
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Oh. Well, um...
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I thought
I would treat myself.
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I just won some money
in the lottery.
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- [giggles]
- Wow. How much did you win?
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$87 million!
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[speaking Danish]
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak foreign.
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[in English] Janet...
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I have something in my pants
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that I think
you're going to like.
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- Ew.
- No, no, no.
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This.
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Oh.
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This belonged to my dear mama.
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- May I?
- Yes.
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Sadly, I have to sell it,
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'cause it reminds me
too much of her.
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[Josephine] Is it valuable?
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It's very valuable, yes.
$500,000.
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I like it 'cause it's shiny.
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And you're in luck.
It's for sale.
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That's crazy. I...
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Do I have enough here?
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- How much is this worth?
- That is a coaster.
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And sadly, no, you don't.
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But maybe you could pay
the difference in another way?
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[stammers] I have a 9:00
dinner reservation.
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[chuckling] As do I.
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Well, I have my reputation
to think of.
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As do I.
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I have a boyfriend.
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As do I.
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[Brigitte] Freeze!
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Inspector Desjardins
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of Beaumont-Sur-Mer police.
Get up.
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Okay.
Who sent you? My wife?
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Do you take bribes?
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Not you. Her.
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- She is under arrest.
- What?
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Those chips were stolen
from this pathetic old man.
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This woman is
an international con artist.
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No, no, no.
She's just a dumb American.
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No, it's true.
She lured this man
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with the promise
of a private performance
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of her college
gymnastics routine.
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Here.
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Hmm?
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[Brigitte] Now,
give back the bracelet.
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[sighs]
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[speaks French]
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[in English] It would take
an expert to spot the fake.
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- Or his wife.
- Hmm.
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Thank you, Albert,
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for everything.
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Excellent research, Brigitte.
The mark was perfect.
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As you always say...
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You can't cheat an honest man.
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Now, I have a buyer in Zurich,
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so I shall see you
in a few days. Au revoir.
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[both speaking French]
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- Oh.
- Oh!
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[grunting]
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Sorry. Comin' through.
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[sighs]
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I'll take the filet mignon.
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[waiter] Very good, sir.
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[Penny sighs]
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Is this seat taken?
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I'm starving.
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I could murder a triple
cheeseburger right now.
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Or...
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I'll just get
a glass of water, please.
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- Is that all, madam?
- [Penny] Yeah, that's it.
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I'll just help myself
to the sugar packets.
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They're free, right?
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- [waiter] Yes.
- [Penny] Yeah.
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[Penny sighs]
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[Penny] Mmm.
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That'll fill me up.
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I've to save all my money
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'cause I'm here
to find my sister.
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This is her.
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- That is your sister?
- Half-sister.
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But we're like sisters.
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- [man] What's happened to her?
- [Penny] She's been taken.
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Taken? Like...
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Like by men who sell
hot white virgins
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to evil, bearded
kajillionaires on yachts.
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- Really?
- The whole irony is,
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it was her friend she was with
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who was the massive slut.
Tiffany.
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Tiffany is the slut?
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So, I roughed up these guys,
and they said to me,
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"Premium-grade Australian
meat on auction tomorrow."
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That fits my sister's
description perfectly,
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- don't you think?
- Yes.
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So, I'm gonna get on that boat
and buy her back.
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Look, I am very moved
by your story.
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- Order anything you like.
- No, no, no.
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- Please, no?
- No!
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- Please, no?
- No, I couldn't.
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Please, I insist.
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I'll have a club sandwich,
and an order of fries,
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order of onion rings,
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I'll take the shrimp cocktail.
Is that good? How fresh is it?
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What's the soup of the day?
Is it cold? 'Cause, ew, gross.
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That's disgusting.
Why have cold soup?
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Just give me a Caesar salad.
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And then two slices of cake.
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- Do you want any cake?
- No.
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Three slices of cake
and a Diet Coke.
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Thank you.
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[attendant] Will this
be satisfactory, miss?
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[Penny] Yes, this will do.
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[attendant]
Once again, I apologize
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for the flickering lights
in coach.
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Epilepsy is a cruel mistress.
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[softly] Thank you.
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[exhaling]
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Forgive me, but I couldn't
help but overhear
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your conversation
in the dining car.
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- My condolences.
- Hmm?
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About your sister's
treacherous predicament.
255
00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:19,480
Oh. She'll be all right.
256
00:12:20,747 --> 00:12:22,179
[exhales]
257
00:12:22,181 --> 00:12:23,383
[sighs]
258
00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,518
Hmm.
259
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,851
Do you mind if I ask
260
00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:30,154
how long your sister's been
held against her will?
261
00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:31,990
Oh. Listen, um...
262
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,357
Josephine Chesterfield.
263
00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:34,591
Penny Rust.
264
00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:35,692
Delighted.
265
00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:37,227
Eh, what's up?
266
00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:39,764
Uh, listen, I think this is
gonna be a really long ride
267
00:12:39,766 --> 00:12:42,234
and clearly you're, like,
an exhausting person.
268
00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:43,902
So, I'm just gonna say this.
269
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:45,736
I don't even have a sister.
270
00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,739
Are you saying
you lied to that man?
271
00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:49,640
I don't wanna
say it too loudly.
272
00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:51,411
[whispers] I'm a con artist.
273
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:53,879
I con.
274
00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:55,679
But that man
was so kind to you,
275
00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:56,947
and he bought your dinner.
276
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,583
Only after I showed him
a picture of a hot chick.
277
00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,419
See, women have feelings.
278
00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:05,091
So, like, you just
had sympathy or pity,
279
00:13:06,193 --> 00:13:08,192
or, I don't know,
the other feeling
280
00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:11,596
and men see that quality in us
and exploit us.
281
00:13:11,598 --> 00:13:13,932
So all I'm doin' is, like...
282
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:17,033
[rapping] ♪ Put that thing down
Flip it and reverse it ♪
283
00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:19,070
And then I'm now
exploiting them.
284
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,139
Are there many women
in your industry?
285
00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,573
Uh... Sisters in arms,
as it were?
286
00:13:23,575 --> 00:13:26,644
Well, not at my level, no.
287
00:13:26,646 --> 00:13:28,479
Yes, clearly you're in a class
of your own.
288
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:30,548
Oh! Except,
of course there's Medusa.
289
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:31,615
Oh?
290
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:33,317
She's like the O.G. lady
con artist.
291
00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,186
People say she could
freeze a man's assets
292
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:36,553
with just one look.
293
00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:38,222
Well...
294
00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:41,259
My horizons have certainly
been expanded this evening.
295
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,961
Where will the wind
take you next?
296
00:13:42,963 --> 00:13:45,263
I'm going to this town
on the Med,
297
00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,498
Beaumont-Sur-Mer.
298
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,400
Get this, apparently it's
crawling with rich dudes.
299
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,067
Well, I'm afraid
you've been misinformed.
300
00:13:51,069 --> 00:13:53,803
You see,
I live in Beaumont-Sur-Mer
301
00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:56,072
and I think you'll find
it's a lesbian community.
302
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:57,642
- Really?
- Oh, yes.
303
00:13:57,644 --> 00:13:59,576
Honestly, you'd do better
staying on to Portofino.
304
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:02,179
Well, maybe I could
work a woman.
305
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:03,447
I don't know how you...
306
00:14:03,449 --> 00:14:05,182
Yeah, I could give it a go.
307
00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:07,320
But isn't your philosophy
based on exploiting men?
308
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,587
Penny? Penny.
309
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,623
Sorry, were you... Sorry.
310
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,427
I was just playing this game
on my phone.
311
00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:17,528
- [game music playing]
- Yes, of course.
312
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:18,796
I just have to call my mother
313
00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:20,599
to let them know
what time to expect me.
314
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:21,568
[shushing] Please.
315
00:14:22,535 --> 00:14:23,771
[speaking French]
316
00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:33,311
[Penny] So, do you have
a car here?
317
00:14:33,313 --> 00:14:34,712
[Josephine] I do.
318
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,847
Oh, great. Do you mind if I,
like, scab a lift off you?
319
00:14:36,849 --> 00:14:37,948
[man] What?
320
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,450
You leaving the party already?
321
00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:41,054
Afraid so. Cheerio.
322
00:14:44,824 --> 00:14:46,224
Penny?
323
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:48,458
Did you say Portofino
was the next stop?
324
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:51,229
Yo, Portofino is
going to be turnt!
325
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:52,663
- [laughing]
- [whoops]
326
00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:54,533
[speaking French]
327
00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:56,067
What?
328
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,469
I don't know
what you just said,
329
00:14:58,471 --> 00:14:59,870
but the answer is oui.
330
00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:01,371
[all laugh]
331
00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,508
[man speaking French]
332
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:04,912
[all whooping]
333
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:27,231
How was last night?
334
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,067
It was all I could arrange
on such short notice.
335
00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:31,903
Jean and Lil Baguette
were perfect.
336
00:15:31,905 --> 00:15:33,538
May I ask the reason
for their involvement?
337
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,440
I encountered
a sort of pale gypsy
338
00:15:35,442 --> 00:15:37,341
who thought herself
something of a grifter.
339
00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:39,244
Surely she was
no match for you?
340
00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:41,745
Hmm, one can never be
too careful, Brigitte.
341
00:15:41,747 --> 00:15:43,280
A poacher
who shoots at rabbits
342
00:15:43,282 --> 00:15:45,048
may scare big game away.
343
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,683
Speaking of...
344
00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:50,221
Next we have Gregor Gregorsky.
345
00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:52,389
Made his fortune
in office supplies,
346
00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:54,225
married four times.
347
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:55,927
He's a romantic.
348
00:15:55,929 --> 00:16:00,266
And he should be arriving...
now.
349
00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:05,472
[engine revs]
350
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,740
Who is that with him?
351
00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:12,744
You must save your beautiful
sister before she is defiled.
352
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,879
I know,
'cause once she is defiled,
353
00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:16,981
she's, like, less special,
don't you reckon?
354
00:16:16,983 --> 00:16:17,984
Brigitte.
355
00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,484
Right away.
356
00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:26,057
Gregor, you have no idea
what this money will do.
357
00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,191
Hit it, Marcel!
358
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:29,092
- [engine revs]
- [yelling]
359
00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:30,997
I'm flying! [laughing]
360
00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh, shit!
361
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,968
[screaming]
362
00:16:37,136 --> 00:16:38,235
[laughs] Hey!
363
00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:39,506
[continues screaming]
364
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,021
[exhales]
365
00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:56,623
Merci. [laughing]
366
00:16:57,424 --> 00:16:58,655
Mmm, mmm.
367
00:16:58,657 --> 00:17:01,027
All right.
Let's go, boys, one more time!
368
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,433
[Penny laughing]
369
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,703
[camera shutter clicking]
370
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,208
You want to press charges?
371
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,442
Da.
372
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:21,248
Her sister is probably
not even virgin.
373
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,714
[sobbing]
374
00:17:23,716 --> 00:17:25,017
[Penny whooping]
375
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,355
[Penny] He gave me the money!
376
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:34,394
What laws
have I actually broken?
377
00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:40,067
Oh.
378
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,467
[groans]
379
00:17:42,469 --> 00:17:44,536
Contraction. Mmm.
380
00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:47,341
[exhales] The stress
is not good for the baby.
381
00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:49,542
Ooh, my little baby.
382
00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:51,642
[groaning] Ooh.
383
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:53,111
We are a tight-knit community
384
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,711
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer,
mademoiselle.
385
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,981
We do not want your kind here.
386
00:17:56,983 --> 00:17:57,951
What?
387
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,951
Oh, yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
388
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:04,855
I've heard about
your little [mocks] community.
389
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:07,761
And that's...
That's actually why I came.
390
00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:13,330
To do some, like,
experimenting.
391
00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:14,397
You know...
392
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:15,468
Ooh!
393
00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:19,106
Ooh.
394
00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:22,440
[exclaiming]
395
00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:24,111
Oh, no, wrong thing.
396
00:18:25,211 --> 00:18:27,077
Inspector?
397
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:29,282
Don't you think we can just
work something out?
398
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,185
[whispers]
Just between us girls?
399
00:18:34,153 --> 00:18:35,756
[bars creaking]
400
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:39,226
I don't date pregnant women.
401
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,362
[sighs]
402
00:18:44,463 --> 00:18:46,631
Oh, wait! Actually, um,
I know somebody here!
403
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:48,700
You know someone
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer?
404
00:18:48,702 --> 00:18:50,402
Yeah, yeah.
I bet you'd know her, too.
405
00:18:50,404 --> 00:18:53,069
She's, like, really rich,
really important.
406
00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:55,940
She looks like a librarian's
corpse, only less lively.
407
00:18:55,942 --> 00:18:58,075
She would have
your ass for this.
408
00:18:58,077 --> 00:18:59,477
[clicks tongue] Oh, I see.
409
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:00,744
What's her name?
410
00:19:00,746 --> 00:19:01,947
- Oh, her name...
- Mmm-hmm?
411
00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:06,386
...is Joanna...
412
00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:08,118
Regina.
413
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,324
[stammers] Regina Charleston.
414
00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:14,961
It's Charlotte...
415
00:19:15,494 --> 00:19:18,127
Pemberton.
416
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:20,333
It's Pamela. Pernilla.
417
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,233
Pendy Simmons.
418
00:19:23,235 --> 00:19:25,169
No, wait, it's...
419
00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:26,770
Janet Maxfield.
420
00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:28,605
Ha! Charlotte Josephson.
421
00:19:28,607 --> 00:19:30,141
Josephine Chesterfield?
422
00:19:30,143 --> 00:19:31,909
Yeah, that is her!
423
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:33,644
We should...
We should call her.
424
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:35,779
Get her on the line.
425
00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:38,583
Tell her to
set me free, please!
426
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:39,986
[speaking French]
427
00:19:42,989 --> 00:19:47,024
Penny, the charges against you
aren't very serious,
428
00:19:47,026 --> 00:19:48,625
but it appears
Inspector Desjardins
429
00:19:48,627 --> 00:19:50,864
is keeping you here
for your own protection.
430
00:19:51,864 --> 00:19:53,297
- From what?
- [exhales]
431
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:54,531
The man you swindled
432
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,300
is a prominent figure
of the Russian mafia.
433
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:57,367
Shit.
434
00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:58,469
If you were to be released,
435
00:19:58,471 --> 00:19:59,770
you would
most certainly be killed,
436
00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:00,904
or worse.
437
00:20:00,906 --> 00:20:02,472
Well, there has to be
another option!
438
00:20:02,474 --> 00:20:04,174
One moment.
439
00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:05,177
[grunts in frustration]
440
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,446
[both speaking French]
441
00:20:13,485 --> 00:20:14,487
Oui.
442
00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:19,392
Penny, what do you have on you
by way of liquidity?
443
00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:21,558
Uh...
444
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,328
I think I have a travel-size
K-Y Jelly in my bag.
445
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,696
It's peach-flavored.
446
00:20:26,698 --> 00:20:29,866
Cash, Penny. How much cash
do you have at your disposal?
447
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:34,404
I have about 10 or 8...
Yeah, $8,000.
448
00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:36,907
That might be enough to get you out
of the country, but you must promise
449
00:20:36,909 --> 00:20:39,844
never ever,
under any circumstances,
450
00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:41,813
to come back
to Beaumont-Sur-Mer
451
00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:43,381
ever again.
452
00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:45,316
- Pinky promise.
- Hold on, Penny.
453
00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:47,554
The nightmare is almost over.
454
00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:52,423
- [indistinct PA announcement]
- Hey, listen,
455
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,858
- I may have been a bit of bitch when we first met.
- Oh.
456
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,894
And when I talked about you
behind your back.
457
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,498
- Hmm?
- And when I posted this.
458
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,666
- Huh.
- But you did me a solid
459
00:21:02,668 --> 00:21:03,835
getting me out of jail,
460
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:06,338
so I think
you're a pretty top chick.
461
00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:11,241
Try to be as inconspicuous
as possible.
462
00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:12,776
I know it's difficult for you,
463
00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:16,183
but it's better to go
unnoticed by Gregor's henchmen.
464
00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:19,085
[indistinct PA announcement]
465
00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:23,787
Au revoir.
466
00:21:23,789 --> 00:21:26,393
Well, I don't get
what that means.
467
00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:33,800
Yo, I'm just gonna
blend in with you guys.
468
00:22:04,231 --> 00:22:05,432
[exhales]
469
00:22:06,665 --> 00:22:08,132
Hey.
470
00:22:08,134 --> 00:22:09,432
- [choking]
- Oh!
471
00:22:09,434 --> 00:22:11,402
Dude! What are you...
472
00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,837
You can't just sneak up
on a lady like that!
473
00:22:13,839 --> 00:22:15,274
[breathing raspily]
474
00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:19,179
Hmm. You're not
really my type...
475
00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:23,480
But the pilot's busy, so...
476
00:22:23,482 --> 00:22:24,984
[continues choking]
477
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,623
Let's just make this quick.
478
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,356
I feel like they're about
to serve the meal.
479
00:22:33,358 --> 00:22:34,759
- [raspily] Where is it?
- What?
480
00:22:34,761 --> 00:22:35,826
Where is it?
481
00:22:35,828 --> 00:22:37,761
- [clears throat]
- Hey...
482
00:22:37,763 --> 00:22:40,464
Nazi Gollum, you're gonna
have to speak more clearly.
483
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:42,133
- Where is it?
- What?
484
00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:45,269
I saw you talking with her
in the airport.
485
00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:46,603
Josephine?
486
00:22:46,605 --> 00:22:47,704
Is that her real name?
487
00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,472
- Are you with her?
- Um...
488
00:22:49,474 --> 00:22:52,210
No, I think maybe
the police chick is?
489
00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:53,678
They could just be friends.
490
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,346
I don't know.
It's hard to tell nowadays.
491
00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:56,980
So, the police woman's
part of it?
492
00:22:56,982 --> 00:22:59,019
- Part of what?
- The hustle!
493
00:22:59,618 --> 00:23:00,683
Hmm?
494
00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:02,853
She stole my wife's
diamond bracelet!
495
00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:04,324
It's worth
half a million dollars!
496
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:07,791
Shit the bed.
497
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:10,294
And now my wife
is filing for divorce.
498
00:23:10,296 --> 00:23:12,130
Are you working
with her or not?
499
00:23:12,132 --> 00:23:13,329
No! No, no.
500
00:23:13,331 --> 00:23:14,832
[stammers]
501
00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,066
Um...
502
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:19,537
No, I'm actually
working for ASSES.
503
00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:20,604
What?
504
00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:22,807
ASSES? Have you not
heard of that?
505
00:23:22,809 --> 00:23:27,810
It's the, um,
Australian Securities Services
506
00:23:27,812 --> 00:23:31,516
Intelligently Spying.
507
00:23:31,518 --> 00:23:34,151
- Don't you mean ASIO?
- No.
508
00:23:34,153 --> 00:23:35,486
No, they're wankers.
509
00:23:35,488 --> 00:23:36,553
ASSES.
510
00:23:36,555 --> 00:23:37,887
It's the place to be.
511
00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:39,891
And I'm deep, deep,
deep in ASSES.
512
00:23:39,893 --> 00:23:41,759
I'm trying to
bring her to justice.
513
00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:43,093
- Okay, good.
- Yeah.
514
00:23:43,095 --> 00:23:44,729
Good. How can I help?
515
00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:46,329
Well, sir, um...
516
00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:48,900
I believe we should
start by having sex
517
00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:50,069
as a cover.
518
00:23:50,735 --> 00:23:52,171
[laughing]
519
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,242
[clears throat]
520
00:23:58,211 --> 00:23:59,179
What was that?
521
00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:02,011
I have standards.
522
00:24:02,013 --> 00:24:03,614
As do I. [scoffs]
523
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:04,781
I need to take a nap.
524
00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:06,285
As do I. [yawns]
525
00:24:08,453 --> 00:24:10,089
I have many STDs, so...
526
00:24:13,024 --> 00:24:14,293
[whispers] As do I.
527
00:24:17,596 --> 00:24:19,232
[clicking]
528
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:32,742
[pilot on PA]
Mesdames et messieurs,
529
00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:34,345
please fasten your seat belts.
530
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,684
We are experiencing some
unexpected turbulence.
531
00:25:07,613 --> 00:25:09,516
- [sighs]
- [Penny] Phew!
532
00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:11,981
[Penny groaning]
533
00:25:11,983 --> 00:25:13,784
[Penny] My quads are burning!
534
00:25:13,786 --> 00:25:15,251
Ow! Ow!
535
00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:17,453
Bloody hell!
No. Okay.
536
00:25:17,455 --> 00:25:19,759
[panting heavily]
537
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,593
Oh, yeah.
538
00:25:22,595 --> 00:25:23,730
I'm gonna puke.
539
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:27,964
[gags] I'm gonna hold it.
I can hold it.
540
00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:30,601
- Penny.
- Hello, Janet.
541
00:25:30,603 --> 00:25:32,001
Or should I say...
542
00:25:32,003 --> 00:25:33,973
- [sighs]
- Medusa?
543
00:25:35,508 --> 00:25:38,308
- I am not Medusa.
- Really?
544
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,547
Take this to the guestroom,
butlery person.
545
00:25:42,281 --> 00:25:44,149
- [clattering]
- [cat yowls]
546
00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:47,684
Okay, I may need to borrow
547
00:25:47,686 --> 00:25:50,855
a toothbrush, leggings,
some thongs.
548
00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:51,955
Oh! Some "going out" thongs.
549
00:25:51,957 --> 00:25:53,624
[Brigitte]
Do we have a problem?
550
00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:57,494
Ah! Captain Pantsuit,
in on it as well?
551
00:25:57,496 --> 00:26:00,630
All wrapped up
in this kebab of lies?
552
00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:02,967
Everything is fine, Brigitte.
You and Albert may go.
553
00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:05,234
Yeah. Bye, girls.
554
00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:07,704
I'll take my lunch
by the pool!
555
00:26:07,706 --> 00:26:10,406
Just letting you know,
I'm salad intolerant.
556
00:26:10,408 --> 00:26:12,175
[sighs] What do you want,
Penny?
557
00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:13,676
I want this!
558
00:26:13,678 --> 00:26:15,645
Like, look at this place!
559
00:26:15,647 --> 00:26:18,749
I had no idea how small-time
I was until I met you.
560
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,917
Teach me your sugar baby ways.
561
00:26:20,919 --> 00:26:22,019
Shape me
562
00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:23,921
into something great
563
00:26:23,923 --> 00:26:25,157
and richer.
564
00:26:26,091 --> 00:26:27,191
And why would I do that?
565
00:26:27,193 --> 00:26:28,491
Because who knows?
566
00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:30,326
I could be the partner
you never knew you needed.
567
00:26:30,328 --> 00:26:32,328
- No, thanks. I work alone.
- Hello?
568
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:35,665
What about Menswear Barbie
and Old Crone Ken?
569
00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:36,902
They are employees.
570
00:26:37,603 --> 00:26:39,339
Okay. I get it.
571
00:26:41,906 --> 00:26:45,076
But what you're not getting
is that a girl like me
572
00:26:45,078 --> 00:26:46,675
could make it
real uncomfortable
573
00:26:46,677 --> 00:26:48,346
for you in this town.
574
00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:49,846
Like a bad case of the herp.
575
00:26:49,848 --> 00:26:52,450
With the right vitamin
cocktail, you'll go away.
576
00:26:52,452 --> 00:26:55,451
You do know herpes never
goes away, don't you?
577
00:26:55,453 --> 00:26:56,723
[whispers] Doesn't it?
578
00:26:58,456 --> 00:26:59,458
[whispers] No.
579
00:27:02,395 --> 00:27:05,429
Seems like you've set up
such deep roots here.
580
00:27:05,431 --> 00:27:08,434
It'd be such a shame for it
to all be seized by Interpol.
581
00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:10,770
It'd just take one phone call.
582
00:27:12,405 --> 00:27:14,139
[imitates beeping]
583
00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:17,143
[continues beeping]
584
00:27:18,778 --> 00:27:19,910
Hello, Interpol?
585
00:27:19,912 --> 00:27:20,980
Tell me, Penny...
586
00:27:23,215 --> 00:27:25,952
Why are women better suited
to the con than men?
587
00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:30,054
'Cause we're used to
faking it? [chuckles]
588
00:27:30,056 --> 00:27:33,490
It comes down
to one universal truth.
589
00:27:33,492 --> 00:27:36,628
No man will ever believe
a woman is smarter than he is.
590
00:27:38,164 --> 00:27:40,263
We will always
be underestimated
591
00:27:40,265 --> 00:27:42,100
and that is what we use.
592
00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:45,234
So this means you're gonna
teach me, aren't you?
593
00:27:45,236 --> 00:27:46,502
I'm teaching you now.
594
00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:47,570
Yes!
595
00:27:47,572 --> 00:27:49,439
Wait, what was that last part?
596
00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:51,678
I couldn't hear. You were
talking into the ocean.
597
00:27:53,578 --> 00:27:55,179
What do men want?
598
00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:57,146
- Boobs.
- No.
599
00:27:57,148 --> 00:27:58,150
Back door.
600
00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:00,683
Front door.
601
00:28:00,685 --> 00:28:02,118
Pegging or, like, a threesome.
602
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,487
What is it? What's the answer?
603
00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:05,823
They want to be heroes.
604
00:28:05,825 --> 00:28:07,524
There is nothing
more compelling to a man
605
00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:09,026
than a vulnerable woman.
606
00:28:09,028 --> 00:28:10,997
Observe. [breathes deeply]
607
00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:14,334
[sighs]
608
00:28:16,802 --> 00:28:19,702
Oh, wow. You can just
tear up like that.
609
00:28:19,704 --> 00:28:22,506
You can just balance a tear
right on that lower lid.
610
00:28:22,508 --> 00:28:25,278
And can you make the tear
roll down your cheek?
611
00:28:26,544 --> 00:28:28,913
Oh. Oh. Okay.
612
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,983
But can you make it
go back up?
613
00:28:32,618 --> 00:28:34,587
- Now, you try.
- Okay.
614
00:28:41,492 --> 00:28:42,561
[whimpers]
615
00:28:44,396 --> 00:28:45,695
- Are you constipated?
- No.
616
00:28:45,697 --> 00:28:48,198
Why all the theatrics?
You're hot. That's enough.
617
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,365
It is not enough.
618
00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:51,067
"Hot" is not a career.
619
00:28:51,069 --> 00:28:53,069
"Hot" will get you gifts
and trinkets,
620
00:28:53,071 --> 00:28:54,706
but you must pay for them
in other ways.
621
00:28:56,008 --> 00:28:57,673
Sex, Penny.
622
00:28:57,675 --> 00:28:59,910
Lesson two, research.
623
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:01,878
"The Suburban White Knight."
624
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,913
This one calls
for a basic rescue scam.
625
00:29:03,915 --> 00:29:05,016
A staged drowning
626
00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:06,983
and resuscitation
usually fits the bill.
627
00:29:06,985 --> 00:29:10,653
Next we have
"The Braggadocio on Holiday."
628
00:29:10,655 --> 00:29:12,155
Just wants a story
to tell the boys.
629
00:29:12,157 --> 00:29:13,356
But careful here.
630
00:29:13,358 --> 00:29:15,159
He's a frequent abuser
of social media.
631
00:29:15,161 --> 00:29:16,527
[air horn blows]
632
00:29:16,529 --> 00:29:17,595
What the...
633
00:29:17,597 --> 00:29:19,195
- [air horn blowing]
- Why the...
634
00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:20,329
[inaudible]
635
00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:22,265
- ...headache!
- [horn stops]
636
00:29:22,267 --> 00:29:25,101
Finally, you must be trained
for any situation.
637
00:29:25,103 --> 00:29:27,106
[upbeat music playing]
638
00:30:11,917 --> 00:30:12,982
[Albert screams]
639
00:30:12,984 --> 00:30:13,986
[inaudible]
640
00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:18,290
[music continues]
641
00:30:35,808 --> 00:30:36,909
[pops]
642
00:30:44,817 --> 00:30:46,517
[Penny] One, two...
643
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:47,620
Surprise!
644
00:30:49,954 --> 00:30:52,189
Hello. How do you do?
[chuckling]
645
00:30:52,191 --> 00:30:54,657
Yes, isn't it a lovely party?
646
00:30:54,659 --> 00:30:56,026
I know.
647
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,864
I have seven houses.
648
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,037
[grunts]
649
00:31:08,174 --> 00:31:09,306
She's ready.
650
00:31:09,308 --> 00:31:10,640
I'm ready?
651
00:31:10,642 --> 00:31:11,644
Yes!
652
00:31:12,278 --> 00:31:13,112
Whoo!
653
00:31:20,786 --> 00:31:22,720
[Brigitte] Ugh. Mon Dieu!
654
00:31:22,722 --> 00:31:24,288
I don't like it.
655
00:31:24,290 --> 00:31:26,358
She represents
everything you despise.
656
00:31:28,027 --> 00:31:30,894
You know, the water level
at the quarry
657
00:31:30,896 --> 00:31:33,063
is higher than normal
this time of year.
658
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,364
They would not find her body
659
00:31:34,366 --> 00:31:35,531
- until the spring.
- Hmm.
660
00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:37,134
Just say the word,
661
00:31:37,136 --> 00:31:40,037
or don't and you maintain
your innocence,
662
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:42,539
and I will do it anyway.
663
00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:43,707
Nonsense.
664
00:31:43,709 --> 00:31:45,308
We're taking her in gracefully
665
00:31:45,310 --> 00:31:47,577
in order to
get her out gracefully.
666
00:31:47,579 --> 00:31:48,979
Was that the word?
667
00:31:48,981 --> 00:31:50,413
"Gracefully"?
668
00:31:50,415 --> 00:31:52,482
Trust me, Brigitte.
It'll all work out in our favor.
669
00:31:52,484 --> 00:31:57,121
With Penny, we can finally run
the "Lord of the Rings" play.
670
00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,089
You truly believe she is ready
for something so elaborate?
671
00:32:00,091 --> 00:32:02,027
Who's the first mark?
672
00:32:03,662 --> 00:32:05,061
[Josephine's voice breaks]
Oh, Howard.
673
00:32:05,063 --> 00:32:06,896
I can't marry you.
674
00:32:06,898 --> 00:32:08,100
[sobbing]
675
00:32:09,335 --> 00:32:10,933
[Howard] Oh...
676
00:32:10,935 --> 00:32:14,403
- [sniffles]
- Now, settle down, cupcake.
677
00:32:14,405 --> 00:32:16,339
What problem's so big
you don't think
678
00:32:16,341 --> 00:32:19,542
Howard Bacon can fix it, huh?
679
00:32:19,544 --> 00:32:23,113
How could you marry a woman
so beneath you?
680
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,149
What are you saying,
snickerdoodle?
681
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:28,218
You are 63rd in line
to the British throne.
682
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:31,588
I know, but I'm bankrupt.
683
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:34,090
The title's all I have left.
684
00:32:34,092 --> 00:32:38,127
Oh, Howard,
do you think me a...
685
00:32:38,129 --> 00:32:40,262
gold digger?
[breathing shakily]
686
00:32:40,264 --> 00:32:41,434
[continues sobbing]
687
00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:45,067
Oh, peanut butter cup.
688
00:32:45,069 --> 00:32:46,202
Now, listen here.
689
00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:47,471
We're gonna get married,
690
00:32:47,473 --> 00:32:49,105
we're gonna fly home
to Fort Worth.
691
00:32:49,107 --> 00:32:50,906
I'mma introduce you
to my golfing buddies
692
00:32:50,908 --> 00:32:52,809
and then when
I run for Senate,
693
00:32:52,811 --> 00:32:54,978
you're gonna be by my side.
694
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:57,413
Beautiful and silent.
695
00:32:57,415 --> 00:33:00,386
You're not gonna break my heart
now, are you, sugarbooger?
696
00:33:01,052 --> 00:33:02,752
Oh, Howard.
697
00:33:02,754 --> 00:33:06,656
I'm helpless against
your food-themed endearments.
698
00:33:06,658 --> 00:33:08,458
The only thing you're gonna
have to worry about
699
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,894
how that Texas humidity's
gonna affect your hair.
700
00:33:10,896 --> 00:33:13,564
My hair looks like this
in any climate, darling,
701
00:33:13,566 --> 00:33:15,768
and Hortense loves wet heat.
702
00:33:16,434 --> 00:33:17,567
Hortense?
703
00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:20,470
My sister.
Didn't I tell you about her?
704
00:33:20,472 --> 00:33:22,875
I couldn't possibly
leave her behind.
705
00:33:24,643 --> 00:33:26,175
Are you telling me
I'm gonna go home
706
00:33:26,177 --> 00:33:28,311
with two princesses on my arm?
707
00:33:28,313 --> 00:33:29,779
[giggling]
Would you like to see her?
708
00:33:29,781 --> 00:33:31,815
Oh, lead the way. [chuckles]
709
00:33:31,817 --> 00:33:33,584
If you think me
regal in the least,
710
00:33:33,586 --> 00:33:36,019
wait until you meet
my sweet sister. Oof!
711
00:33:36,021 --> 00:33:40,590
I haven't an ounce of the
majesty Hortense possesses.
712
00:33:40,592 --> 00:33:42,692
There are no private beaches
on the Cote d'Azur,
713
00:33:42,694 --> 00:33:46,762
but you put up one sign that
says "toxic waste," et voila!
714
00:33:46,764 --> 00:33:48,298
Granny was so clever.
715
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,599
- Mmm.
- Your sister lives in there?
716
00:33:50,601 --> 00:33:54,237
Mmm-hmm, yes,
in her cozy castle keep.
717
00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:55,675
[keys clanking]
718
00:33:56,474 --> 00:33:58,174
- Ah.
- [gate creaks]
719
00:33:58,176 --> 00:33:59,710
This way.
720
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:01,377
Your tetanus
is up to date, yes?
721
00:34:01,379 --> 00:34:03,046
What?
722
00:34:03,048 --> 00:34:05,682
[Josephine] Every royal family
has its black sheep, of course,
723
00:34:05,684 --> 00:34:07,651
but not Hortense and me.
724
00:34:07,653 --> 00:34:11,020
Nanny Gertrude raised us to be
two levelheaded young ladies.
725
00:34:11,022 --> 00:34:13,656
We're so normal,
it's practically boring.
726
00:34:13,658 --> 00:34:15,357
Now remember, at no point
727
00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:16,993
should you turn
your back on her.
728
00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:18,664
Because she's royalty?
729
00:34:19,664 --> 00:34:21,165
If you like.
730
00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,399
Ah, here we are.
731
00:34:22,401 --> 00:34:24,567
Hortense,
I've brought a guest!
732
00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,069
- I wonder where she's hiding.
- Hmm.
733
00:34:26,071 --> 00:34:28,638
- Don't be shy.
- [keys clanking]
734
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,908
Oh. I know.
735
00:34:31,977 --> 00:34:34,845
Maybe her subjects
can flush her out.
736
00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:36,848
[fanfare playing on speakers]
737
00:34:44,856 --> 00:34:46,555
Ah! There she is!
738
00:34:46,557 --> 00:34:49,026
My only living relative.
739
00:34:49,028 --> 00:34:51,430
- Shall we pay her a visit?
- [keys clatter]
740
00:34:56,602 --> 00:35:01,203
Princess Hortense of House
Northumberton-Saxe-Hapsburg,
741
00:35:01,205 --> 00:35:04,776
may I present to you
Howard Bacon.
742
00:35:08,414 --> 00:35:09,546
Uh...
743
00:35:09,548 --> 00:35:11,781
[stammers] My ma'am... Lady.
744
00:35:11,783 --> 00:35:15,919
Sir Bacon,
welcome to thy kingdom.
745
00:35:15,921 --> 00:35:17,953
I have food for your men
746
00:35:17,955 --> 00:35:20,723
and water
for your horses and whores.
747
00:35:20,725 --> 00:35:22,258
[laughs] Hortense.
748
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:25,028
She knows you haven't
got any horses.
749
00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:26,966
Lucretia, pour the mead.
750
00:35:31,636 --> 00:35:33,069
[quietly] Lucretia,
you dumb bitch,
751
00:35:33,071 --> 00:35:34,470
don't embarrass me
in front of the guests.
752
00:35:34,472 --> 00:35:36,740
Yes, there is much
to celebrate, beloved sister.
753
00:35:36,742 --> 00:35:38,908
I bring wonderful news.
754
00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:41,213
Howard and I
are to be married.
755
00:35:42,113 --> 00:35:43,115
Really?
756
00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:47,984
You and you?
757
00:35:47,986 --> 00:35:49,055
Hortense...
758
00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:54,126
Hortense, do not
drop that coronet.
759
00:35:54,626 --> 00:35:56,058
[clatters]
760
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:58,396
Use your words,
not the heirlooms.
761
00:35:59,464 --> 00:36:00,564
Whoops!
762
00:36:00,566 --> 00:36:01,966
[yelling]
763
00:36:05,937 --> 00:36:07,069
Why?
764
00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:09,339
I think I know
what this is about.
765
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:10,973
[Penny] Die! No!
766
00:36:10,975 --> 00:36:13,676
Don't fret, sissy.
You shan't be left behind.
767
00:36:13,678 --> 00:36:16,580
- [Howard clears throat]
- [Josephine] You, Howard, and I
768
00:36:16,582 --> 00:36:20,149
are going to live together
in Texas.
769
00:36:20,151 --> 00:36:22,819
- Texas? Hurrah!
- [laughs]
770
00:36:22,821 --> 00:36:25,622
This calls
for a celebration pole dance.
771
00:36:25,624 --> 00:36:27,491
[laughing]
772
00:36:27,493 --> 00:36:29,128
[vocalizing]
773
00:36:30,828 --> 00:36:34,129
Promise, if anything
should happen to me,
774
00:36:34,131 --> 00:36:36,200
you'll look after her.
775
00:36:36,202 --> 00:36:38,334
[gasps] Ooh.
I invoke prima nocta.
776
00:36:38,336 --> 00:36:39,669
[Josephine] Absolutely.
777
00:36:39,671 --> 00:36:42,171
This shall be a traditional
wedding in every respect.
778
00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:43,272
Prima nocta.
779
00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:45,841
Prima nocta! Prima nocta!
780
00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:49,345
Uh, what's prima nocta?
[chuckles]
781
00:36:49,347 --> 00:36:52,982
Oh. Once the eldest daughter
consummates her marriage,
782
00:36:52,984 --> 00:36:55,218
it is the second daughter's
divine right
783
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,988
either to bed the groom
or fight him in a duel.
784
00:36:57,990 --> 00:36:59,490
In either case,
your performance
785
00:36:59,492 --> 00:37:01,225
shall be judged
by a panel of courtiers.
786
00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:03,158
But you don't mind,
do you, darling?
787
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,830
[singing] ♪ Second sister
Gets sloppy seconds ♪
788
00:37:07,832 --> 00:37:11,167
[both] ♪ Or you die ♪
789
00:37:11,169 --> 00:37:12,972
[both harmonizing]
790
00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,171
Muffin, wedding's off.
791
00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:18,073
But Howard! The ring!
792
00:37:18,075 --> 00:37:19,077
Keep it!
793
00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:29,855
[laughing]
794
00:37:31,823 --> 00:37:33,955
Enrique, do go on.
You were saying how
795
00:37:33,957 --> 00:37:36,526
even though you yourself have
benefited economically
796
00:37:36,528 --> 00:37:37,894
from immigrating to America,
797
00:37:37,896 --> 00:37:40,363
you don't feel
any additional Guatemalans
798
00:37:40,365 --> 00:37:41,899
should be allowed
into Palm Beach?
799
00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:42,999
Yes, I believe...
800
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,435
Sister! Sister! Sister!
801
00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,504
Hortense! Manners, please!
802
00:37:47,506 --> 00:37:49,605
Is this how we behave
in front of a guest?
803
00:37:49,607 --> 00:37:50,843
Sorry.
804
00:37:51,575 --> 00:37:52,841
Pardon the intrusion,
805
00:37:52,843 --> 00:37:54,810
but can I beg leave
to go to the toilet?
806
00:37:54,812 --> 00:37:56,111
Yes, of course,
my turtle dove.
807
00:37:56,113 --> 00:37:57,881
Thank you.
808
00:37:57,883 --> 00:38:01,419
Kind sir, would you help me
with this?
809
00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:05,220
The lock-eth has rust-eth.
810
00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:06,388
[Josephine] Hortense!
811
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:08,258
Did I not expressly forbid you
812
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,560
from wearing your virtue
panties in the pool?
813
00:38:10,562 --> 00:38:12,731
- [metal creaking]
- Albert! She's done it again.
814
00:38:13,932 --> 00:38:15,533
Ahhh! Not the flame!
815
00:38:27,278 --> 00:38:29,479
Release the peasants!
816
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:31,381
She must mean
"pheasants," yes?
817
00:38:31,383 --> 00:38:32,948
Hmm? Of course not.
818
00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:35,886
Oh, don't worry, darling.
She's a terrible shot.
819
00:38:35,888 --> 00:38:37,120
[panting]
820
00:38:37,122 --> 00:38:38,424
[Penny] Peasant ho!
821
00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:41,794
See?
822
00:38:43,794 --> 00:38:45,430
- [sneezes]
- [Albert groans]
823
00:38:48,434 --> 00:38:50,133
[giggles]
824
00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:52,171
That was unexpected. [laughs]
825
00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:01,645
Brigitte, your 20,000.
826
00:39:01,647 --> 00:39:03,580
You just got a lot
more attractive, Bridge.
827
00:39:03,582 --> 00:39:05,115
Albert, your 10.
828
00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:06,649
Still wouldn't bang you,
Albert.
829
00:39:06,651 --> 00:39:07,917
[laughs]
830
00:39:07,919 --> 00:39:09,154
Thank you, all.
831
00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:13,189
What do you mean,
"Thank you, all"?
832
00:39:13,191 --> 00:39:14,524
No, where's my cashola?
833
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:15,691
Hmm? Where's my cut?
834
00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:18,028
Where's the big chunka...
[exclaims]
835
00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:19,828
...to come in to me,
of the cash?
836
00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:22,432
[chuckles] The student
doesn't earn wages
837
00:39:22,434 --> 00:39:24,167
until after graduation.
838
00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:26,472
[chuckles]
When the hell is that?
839
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:28,839
I've been killing myself
840
00:39:28,841 --> 00:39:30,439
playing Hortense
the Feral Princess,
841
00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:33,276
while you just prance around,
not having sex with people.
842
00:39:33,278 --> 00:39:35,111
Penny, how much money
do you have?
843
00:39:35,113 --> 00:39:36,115
Be honest, now.
844
00:39:37,716 --> 00:39:39,314
$500,000.
845
00:39:39,316 --> 00:39:40,982
Oh. Good for you.
846
00:39:40,984 --> 00:39:42,817
It's an adorable
little nest egg.
847
00:39:42,819 --> 00:39:44,287
All in cash I presume?
848
00:39:44,289 --> 00:39:47,124
Bitcoin. Why?
How much money do you have?
849
00:39:47,126 --> 00:39:52,064
Hmm? Oh, assets and liquidity,
um, 28.32 million.
850
00:39:53,332 --> 00:39:54,863
Ah, okay, I didn't know
851
00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:56,633
we were counting
assets and liquidity.
852
00:39:56,635 --> 00:39:57,834
In that case, I have, uh...
853
00:39:57,836 --> 00:39:59,701
still 500,000.
854
00:39:59,703 --> 00:40:02,071
And how do you think
I grew that wealth?
855
00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:04,408
By investing wisely.
856
00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:06,308
I've invested in you, Penny.
857
00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:07,843
And I must see a robust return
858
00:40:07,845 --> 00:40:09,379
before I can share
the profits.
859
00:40:09,381 --> 00:40:10,879
But you wouldn't
have any profits
860
00:40:10,881 --> 00:40:12,783
if it wasn't for me, okay?
861
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,551
Let's face it,
we're a team on this.
862
00:40:14,553 --> 00:40:17,220
Penny, if you want to be like
me, then you're going to have...
863
00:40:17,222 --> 00:40:18,821
I don't wanna be like you!
864
00:40:18,823 --> 00:40:20,557
Why would I wanna be like you?
865
00:40:20,559 --> 00:40:22,924
I don't wanna be some loser
866
00:40:22,926 --> 00:40:25,261
that looks like
a colorful Beetlejuice.
867
00:40:25,263 --> 00:40:27,363
Oh, sorry,
Julie Andrews just called.
868
00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:29,265
She said she wants
her voice back.
869
00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:31,566
We all know
you're actually from Wisconsin
870
00:40:31,568 --> 00:40:34,337
and you stay in this house
eating weird salads
871
00:40:34,339 --> 00:40:36,006
and drinking alcohol
872
00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:38,075
that doesn't get you
hammered fast enough.
873
00:40:38,077 --> 00:40:39,442
And you're like,
874
00:40:39,444 --> 00:40:42,578
"Oh! I better check
all my precious stocks
875
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:44,846
on the NASCAR index."
876
00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:46,216
And, "Oh, wait,
877
00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:49,618
let me just collect another
little boy's head,
878
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:53,589
or another dinosaur clitoris,
879
00:40:53,591 --> 00:40:55,625
or another little statue
of a..."
880
00:40:55,627 --> 00:40:57,125
[yelping] That's alive.
881
00:40:57,127 --> 00:41:00,462
Yes, that is a Madagascan
blue panther chameleon.
882
00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:02,299
It's one of the last
of its kind.
883
00:41:02,301 --> 00:41:04,533
[gasps sarcastically] Is it?
884
00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:05,734
Just like you.
885
00:41:05,736 --> 00:41:07,336
Well, you know what, Jo?
886
00:41:07,338 --> 00:41:09,471
I don't give a crap if you're
a legend in the game.
887
00:41:09,473 --> 00:41:11,875
If you're not gonna pay me for
work that I've actually done,
888
00:41:11,877 --> 00:41:12,975
then I'm out!
889
00:41:12,977 --> 00:41:14,611
Screw you, Medusa!
890
00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:16,379
[Josephine] I'm not Medusa.
891
00:41:16,381 --> 00:41:17,982
[footsteps receding]
892
00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:20,149
[door slams]
893
00:41:20,151 --> 00:41:22,421
And she's gone.
894
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,058
[smacking lips]
895
00:41:43,008 --> 00:41:44,109
[exhales]
896
00:41:46,510 --> 00:41:47,512
[gasps]
897
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,782
[whimpers softly]
898
00:41:52,584 --> 00:41:54,850
Are you...
Are you all right, miss?
899
00:41:54,852 --> 00:41:57,587
[Penny] Oh, is there a doctor
in the house?
900
00:41:57,589 --> 00:41:59,654
Oh, somebody, please, help me!
901
00:41:59,656 --> 00:42:00,823
What are the signs
of a stroke?
902
00:42:00,825 --> 00:42:02,825
I can't feel my tits!
903
00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:04,928
- [groans]
- [all gasp]
904
00:42:04,930 --> 00:42:06,962
- [man] Goodness me!
- [indistinct chatter]
905
00:42:06,964 --> 00:42:08,464
Are you all right, miss?
906
00:42:08,466 --> 00:42:09,866
Are you okay?
907
00:42:09,868 --> 00:42:12,104
[in Australian accent] She's all right.
Aren't you, sis?
908
00:42:16,008 --> 00:42:19,174
Yeah, I'm feeling
so much better, actually.
909
00:42:19,176 --> 00:42:22,145
Good on you. That's my chook.
Come on.
910
00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:23,846
[man] Come on.
Let's get you up.
911
00:42:23,848 --> 00:42:25,147
- [Penny] Yeah.
- No worries.
912
00:42:25,149 --> 00:42:26,381
I think it was
just a big burp.
913
00:42:26,383 --> 00:42:28,052
- You enjoy the sun.
- [man] My pleasure.
914
00:42:28,687 --> 00:42:29,886
What's up, Jo?
915
00:42:29,888 --> 00:42:30,953
[normal voice] I thought
you were leaving, Pen.
916
00:42:30,955 --> 00:42:33,290
I was, and then...
[clicks tongue]
917
00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:37,227
I just realized
this place is great.
918
00:42:37,229 --> 00:42:40,296
There just isn't room
for both of us
919
00:42:40,298 --> 00:42:41,997
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer.
920
00:42:41,999 --> 00:42:44,165
Mmm. Agree to unagree.
921
00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:47,370
This is my home
922
00:42:47,372 --> 00:42:49,673
and my place of work
923
00:42:49,675 --> 00:42:52,008
and you are a bull
in my china shop.
924
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:55,712
Well, you don't really
affect my life that much.
925
00:42:55,714 --> 00:42:57,846
Oh, piss off,
you moonfaced troll!
926
00:42:57,848 --> 00:42:58,982
- [inhales sharply]
- Whoa!
927
00:42:58,984 --> 00:43:00,582
Careful there.
928
00:43:00,584 --> 00:43:03,151
People might think you're more
than just an animatronic cocktease.
929
00:43:03,153 --> 00:43:04,155
Okay, come on.
930
00:43:05,524 --> 00:43:06,925
[Penny grunting]
931
00:43:07,357 --> 00:43:09,392
Ow! Arm!
932
00:43:09,394 --> 00:43:10,959
Hands off the merchandise.
933
00:43:10,961 --> 00:43:12,462
I bruise like a peach.
934
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:14,930
Shall we settle this
with a friendly wager?
935
00:43:14,932 --> 00:43:16,165
Like a turf war?
936
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:18,066
Whoever wins gets dibs
on the town?
937
00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:21,035
Loser leaves for good.
938
00:43:21,037 --> 00:43:22,305
Well, what's the bet?
939
00:43:22,307 --> 00:43:23,506
We choose a man.
940
00:43:23,508 --> 00:43:26,341
First to extract a set sum
from him wins.
941
00:43:26,343 --> 00:43:29,044
That sounds like a party.
Yeah, how much?
942
00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:31,781
How about your net worth?
500,000?
943
00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:32,948
Oh, I'm sorry.
944
00:43:32,950 --> 00:43:35,116
Is that too rich
for your blood?
945
00:43:35,118 --> 00:43:36,319
[scoffs] Are you kidding?
946
00:43:36,321 --> 00:43:40,388
My blood is, like,
98% white chocolate mousse.
947
00:43:40,390 --> 00:43:43,292
So, I can...
I can handle it, yeah.
948
00:43:43,294 --> 00:43:44,394
Who's the mark?
949
00:43:44,396 --> 00:43:45,798
[man yelps]
950
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,730
[man] Monsieur!
951
00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:51,035
- [coughing]
- [Penny] How about that guy?
952
00:43:51,702 --> 00:43:53,035
He's 12.
953
00:43:53,037 --> 00:43:55,071
Ah, too young for your blood?
954
00:43:55,073 --> 00:43:56,605
Guillaume?
955
00:43:56,607 --> 00:43:59,709
Is that boy
a guest at the hotel?
956
00:43:59,711 --> 00:44:01,310
[Guillaume] Yes, that is
Thomas Westerberg.
957
00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:04,046
He is the inventor of YaBurnt.
958
00:44:04,048 --> 00:44:05,814
- Shut my back door.
- [Josephine] What? Why?
959
00:44:05,816 --> 00:44:08,285
What is YaBurnt?
960
00:44:08,287 --> 00:44:09,651
Honestly?
961
00:44:09,653 --> 00:44:11,354
Jo, are you, like,
100 years old?
962
00:44:11,356 --> 00:44:14,290
It's, like, this really cool app
where it sends all your friends
963
00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:15,424
these disgusting insults
964
00:44:15,426 --> 00:44:16,892
and then they disappear
after 10 seconds.
965
00:44:16,894 --> 00:44:18,160
Why would anyone want that?
966
00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:20,397
Why would anyone
want Christmas, either?
967
00:44:20,399 --> 00:44:23,566
So, he's a tech millionaire?
968
00:44:23,568 --> 00:44:25,433
Billionaire, I bet.
969
00:44:25,435 --> 00:44:26,504
So, do we have a deal?
970
00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:28,236
One week.
971
00:44:28,238 --> 00:44:29,974
May the best con win.
972
00:44:34,812 --> 00:44:36,814
[instrumental music playing]
973
00:44:53,164 --> 00:44:56,468
Hey, uh, do you mind if I
spin the thingy next round?
974
00:44:58,669 --> 00:45:01,770
Okay. That's your job.
975
00:45:01,772 --> 00:45:02,975
Shut up, Thomas.
976
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,513
- [Croupier] Monsieur.
- Yes?
977
00:45:11,515 --> 00:45:12,850
Please place your bets.
978
00:45:26,964 --> 00:45:28,200
No more bets.
979
00:45:32,236 --> 00:45:34,339
- Eighteen red.
- [gasps]
980
00:45:35,406 --> 00:45:36,408
[chuckles]
981
00:45:38,676 --> 00:45:39,908
[Penny] Sorry, comin' through.
982
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:41,377
Sorry, excuse me.
983
00:45:41,379 --> 00:45:43,145
- [woman] My goodness!
- [Penny] Sorry, miss, please.
984
00:45:43,147 --> 00:45:46,816
Oi, blind person here.
Move! Move!
985
00:45:46,818 --> 00:45:48,450
- Yeah.
- [women exclaim]
986
00:45:48,452 --> 00:45:49,487
Yeah.
987
00:45:50,388 --> 00:45:52,154
Oh. Pardon the intrusion,
988
00:45:52,156 --> 00:45:53,555
but could somebody tell me
989
00:45:53,557 --> 00:45:55,191
if there's an empty chair
at this table?
990
00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:57,225
No, mademoiselle.
The table is full.
991
00:45:57,227 --> 00:45:58,895
Oh. Okey-dokey.
992
00:45:58,897 --> 00:46:01,897
No, miss. Miss? Excuse me.
You can have my chair.
993
00:46:01,899 --> 00:46:03,265
Oh, a hero.
994
00:46:03,267 --> 00:46:05,000
Oh, but it's not necessary.
995
00:46:05,002 --> 00:46:07,270
Perhaps if, um,
this person scoots over,
996
00:46:07,272 --> 00:46:09,238
we could just squeeze in
another chair.
997
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,506
- Yeah, sure.
- Do you mind, sir?
998
00:46:11,508 --> 00:46:13,575
Would you mind just, um...
999
00:46:13,577 --> 00:46:15,076
[Thomas] Right behind you.
1000
00:46:15,078 --> 00:46:17,178
- Oh.
- [Thomas] There you go.
1001
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,714
- Thank you.
- All right?
1002
00:46:18,716 --> 00:46:20,883
Wow. What wonderful
blind person etiquette.
1003
00:46:20,885 --> 00:46:22,352
My nana was blind.
1004
00:46:22,354 --> 00:46:23,919
[gasps] Was she?
1005
00:46:23,921 --> 00:46:25,222
I had no idea.
1006
00:46:26,189 --> 00:46:27,288
[whispers] Research.
1007
00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:28,957
[Croupier]
Please place your bets.
1008
00:46:28,959 --> 00:46:31,528
Oh. Do you want me
to place a bet for you?
1009
00:46:31,530 --> 00:46:32,595
Yeah, could you?
1010
00:46:32,597 --> 00:46:34,964
- Yeah, of course.
- But can you choose?
1011
00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,098
I feel like I need somebody
else's luck right now.
1012
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:38,767
- Sure.
- Okay.
1013
00:46:38,769 --> 00:46:40,571
All right,
keep your fingers crossed.
1014
00:46:43,106 --> 00:46:44,108
[Croupier] No more bets.
1015
00:46:45,943 --> 00:46:47,109
Twenty-one red.
1016
00:46:47,111 --> 00:46:48,209
How did we do?
1017
00:46:48,211 --> 00:46:50,279
We lost. I'm so sorry.
1018
00:46:50,281 --> 00:46:52,448
- What?
- Yeah, it happens.
1019
00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:53,952
That was my last chance.
1020
00:46:54,651 --> 00:46:56,618
Last chance? For...
1021
00:46:56,620 --> 00:46:58,122
Wait! Miss!
1022
00:46:58,722 --> 00:47:00,156
Miss, wait. Miss?
1023
00:47:00,158 --> 00:47:01,591
[Croupier]
Monsieur, your chips.
1024
00:47:01,593 --> 00:47:03,392
- Oh, yeah, thank you.
- [clattering]
1025
00:47:03,394 --> 00:47:05,162
[Penny whimpering]
1026
00:47:07,265 --> 00:47:08,967
Thank you, thank you. Sorry.
1027
00:47:10,468 --> 00:47:12,066
Thank you. Miss!
1028
00:47:12,068 --> 00:47:13,271
[all gasp]
1029
00:47:14,805 --> 00:47:16,441
Miss! Miss?
1030
00:47:17,274 --> 00:47:18,343
[croupier] Your winnings.
1031
00:47:21,513 --> 00:47:22,812
[sighs]
1032
00:47:22,814 --> 00:47:25,747
Miss! Miss? Miss?
Excuse me? Hi.
1033
00:47:25,749 --> 00:47:27,082
You left your cane.
1034
00:47:27,084 --> 00:47:29,017
Oh, thanks
for bringing it back.
1035
00:47:29,019 --> 00:47:31,319
I'm so embarrassed. Did I,
like, cause a big scene?
1036
00:47:31,321 --> 00:47:33,990
No, no. It's okay. But you
said something in there.
1037
00:47:33,992 --> 00:47:36,359
You said that that was
your last chance.
1038
00:47:36,361 --> 00:47:38,928
- What for?
- To help my sister.
1039
00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:41,198
- Oh.
- She's my baby sister.
1040
00:47:42,633 --> 00:47:44,234
- Oh.
- You're looking at a picture
1041
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:45,667
of a really hot girl, right?
1042
00:47:45,669 --> 00:47:48,970
Uh... Yes. Yeah, I am.
1043
00:47:48,972 --> 00:47:50,808
Are my eyes tearing up?
1044
00:47:52,176 --> 00:47:53,944
[whispers]
'Cause sometimes I can't tell.
1045
00:47:58,816 --> 00:47:59,982
[speaks French]
1046
00:47:59,984 --> 00:48:01,950
[in English]
At least you won big, huh?
1047
00:48:01,952 --> 00:48:03,451
Not yet.
1048
00:48:03,453 --> 00:48:07,055
Go and see what big-titted
Russell Crowe is up to.
1049
00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:08,323
[Thomas] Here.
Here you go, Penny.
1050
00:48:08,325 --> 00:48:10,160
No, no, no, Thomas.
I cannot take that.
1051
00:48:10,162 --> 00:48:12,727
- Yes, you can, Penny.
- No, I can't.
1052
00:48:12,729 --> 00:48:14,062
Penny, you have to.
1053
00:48:14,064 --> 00:48:17,198
Your sister needs that
final cleft palate surgery.
1054
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,502
Yeah, she does.
1055
00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:21,337
- Penny...
- Hmm?
1056
00:48:21,339 --> 00:48:22,370
What about you?
1057
00:48:22,372 --> 00:48:24,073
What do you mean,
what about me?
1058
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:27,075
Well, do you mind
if I ask you how you...
1059
00:48:27,077 --> 00:48:28,477
got blind?
1060
00:48:28,479 --> 00:48:29,481
Yeah.
1061
00:48:31,383 --> 00:48:34,216
My condition is 100% mental.
1062
00:48:34,218 --> 00:48:36,017
Hysterical blindness?
1063
00:48:36,019 --> 00:48:37,553
It's not that funny to me,
Thomas.
1064
00:48:37,555 --> 00:48:39,589
No, I know. What I mean is,
1065
00:48:39,591 --> 00:48:42,158
it means there's hope for you
to see again.
1066
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,292
Right?
1067
00:48:43,294 --> 00:48:45,928
People say that,
but I've tried everything.
1068
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:48,196
Hypnosis, drugs...
1069
00:48:48,198 --> 00:48:50,399
I even hired this guy Barry
to follow me around
1070
00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:52,935
and scare me
in parking structures.
1071
00:48:52,937 --> 00:48:54,602
- He'd just be like, "Hey!"
- [gasps]
1072
00:48:54,604 --> 00:48:55,870
[laughs]
1073
00:48:55,872 --> 00:48:58,875
Turns out this is not like
having the hiccups.
1074
00:48:58,877 --> 00:49:00,575
Well, there must be something.
1075
00:49:00,577 --> 00:49:04,513
Well, there is, like,
this one psychologist,
1076
00:49:04,515 --> 00:49:06,082
up in this clinic in Germany,
1077
00:49:06,084 --> 00:49:08,950
that does, like,
really cutting-edge stuff.
1078
00:49:08,952 --> 00:49:11,053
But it's so expensive.
1079
00:49:11,055 --> 00:49:12,890
Well, how much
does this doctor charge?
1080
00:49:13,758 --> 00:49:15,258
$500,000.
1081
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:17,258
- Damn!
- I know!
1082
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,964
But Dr. Schauffhaussen
is that gifted. [sighs]
1083
00:49:21,265 --> 00:49:23,232
[dismissive sigh]
Forget about it.
1084
00:49:23,234 --> 00:49:24,933
What is sight worth, anyways?
1085
00:49:24,935 --> 00:49:27,071
$500,000?
1086
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,740
Seems so.
1087
00:49:32,877 --> 00:49:34,810
[speaking French]
1088
00:49:34,812 --> 00:49:36,815
[in English]
She's using all your tricks!
1089
00:49:37,982 --> 00:49:39,482
Fine.
1090
00:49:39,484 --> 00:49:40,952
Let's use some of hers.
1091
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:46,089
[Penny] But enough about me.
Let's talk about you.
1092
00:49:46,091 --> 00:49:47,390
What's your story?
1093
00:49:47,392 --> 00:49:49,424
No, well, no story, really.
1094
00:49:49,426 --> 00:49:52,895
These French investor guys,
uh, flew me out here,
1095
00:49:52,897 --> 00:49:54,796
I guess to hear
about my new venture.
1096
00:49:54,798 --> 00:49:56,598
- Oh.
- But I'm starting to feel like
1097
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,399
they just want
another YaBurnt.
1098
00:49:58,401 --> 00:50:00,069
- Ya-what?
- YaBurnt.
1099
00:50:00,071 --> 00:50:02,171
It's an app that I designed.
1100
00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:05,006
Oh. [chuckles]
Like an appetizer?
1101
00:50:05,008 --> 00:50:06,776
I love 'em
when they're bottomless.
1102
00:50:06,778 --> 00:50:08,477
- [laughing]
- [exclaiming]
1103
00:50:08,479 --> 00:50:09,481
[muffled] That's good!
1104
00:50:11,716 --> 00:50:14,149
- No, not an appetizer.
- Oh.
1105
00:50:14,151 --> 00:50:17,120
An app like an application
for a smartphone.
1106
00:50:17,122 --> 00:50:18,319
Oh, okay.
1107
00:50:18,321 --> 00:50:20,189
But my new concept,
1108
00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:25,294
it's something that I think
could really help people...
1109
00:50:25,296 --> 00:50:30,035
if anyone would actually
listen to what I have in mind.
1110
00:50:31,336 --> 00:50:32,667
I get it.
1111
00:50:32,669 --> 00:50:34,104
You're a really kind guy.
1112
00:50:34,805 --> 00:50:36,040
I could see that...
1113
00:50:37,441 --> 00:50:38,944
If only I could see.
1114
00:50:39,776 --> 00:50:40,845
Penny...
1115
00:50:42,613 --> 00:50:45,714
Penny, what is the name of
that doctor you told me about?
1116
00:50:45,716 --> 00:50:46,816
Oh, um...
1117
00:50:46,818 --> 00:50:48,019
Doctor...
1118
00:50:50,287 --> 00:50:51,453
Schauffhaussen.
1119
00:50:51,455 --> 00:50:52,854
- Schauffhaussen.
- Schauffhaussen.
1120
00:50:52,856 --> 00:50:55,024
How do you spell that?
Is that S-C-H?
1121
00:50:55,026 --> 00:50:57,692
- Sure.
- Okay.
1122
00:50:57,694 --> 00:50:58,794
Wait, what are you doing?
1123
00:50:58,796 --> 00:51:00,165
I'm looking him up online.
1124
00:51:02,466 --> 00:51:03,899
Not much is known
about the good doctor.
1125
00:51:03,901 --> 00:51:05,868
I hear he's a recluse.
1126
00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:07,236
No, I found his website.
1127
00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,004
- Really?
- Awesome.
1128
00:51:09,006 --> 00:51:10,573
- Whoa.
- [both laugh]
1129
00:51:10,575 --> 00:51:11,977
No, here's an e-mail address.
1130
00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:14,743
Okay, you're kidding me.
1131
00:51:14,745 --> 00:51:15,910
Whoa. No way.
1132
00:51:15,912 --> 00:51:17,680
- [laughing] Yeah.
- No way.
1133
00:51:17,682 --> 00:51:20,015
I've sent something.
There we go.
1134
00:51:20,017 --> 00:51:22,151
- See what happens.
- Thomas, no, you...
1135
00:51:22,153 --> 00:51:23,519
- Oh...
- No.
1136
00:51:23,521 --> 00:51:25,520
You really shouldn't have.
1137
00:51:25,522 --> 00:51:27,256
Let's not get our hopes up.
1138
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:28,390
- Okay.
- [cell phone chimes]
1139
00:51:28,392 --> 00:51:29,825
He responded!
1140
00:51:29,827 --> 00:51:31,426
- [laughs]
- Of course he did.
1141
00:51:31,428 --> 00:51:32,896
Oh,
it's an out-of-office reply.
1142
00:51:33,865 --> 00:51:34,997
Oh. [chuckles]
1143
00:51:34,999 --> 00:51:36,568
Let's see
if he's on social media.
1144
00:51:37,935 --> 00:51:39,035
Oh, my God.
1145
00:51:39,037 --> 00:51:41,039
- No way! Oh, my God.
- What?
1146
00:51:52,182 --> 00:51:54,049
Uh, excuse me, sir?
1147
00:51:54,051 --> 00:51:56,852
Hi. Uh, hi. My name's Thomas
1148
00:51:56,854 --> 00:52:00,790
and my friend Penny really,
really needs your help.
1149
00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:03,692
I just saw your photo
on Instagram,
1150
00:52:03,694 --> 00:52:04,926
and I had to come find you.
1151
00:52:04,928 --> 00:52:06,895
This is beyond coincidence.
1152
00:52:06,897 --> 00:52:10,531
It means something
that you're here. Um...
1153
00:52:10,533 --> 00:52:12,569
So, what do you say,
Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1154
00:52:13,803 --> 00:52:15,072
Will you help my friend?
1155
00:52:16,106 --> 00:52:17,541
[speaking Dutch]
1156
00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:24,783
[chuckles softly]
1157
00:52:26,283 --> 00:52:28,149
Siri, I need to learn German.
1158
00:52:28,151 --> 00:52:30,387
[Josephine in German accent]
That is not German.
1159
00:52:32,622 --> 00:52:33,923
That is Dutch.
1160
00:52:33,925 --> 00:52:36,258
Oh, um...
1161
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:38,192
Hi, we met
at the roulette table.
1162
00:52:38,194 --> 00:52:40,162
That is incorrect.
We did not meet.
1163
00:52:40,164 --> 00:52:41,830
Otherwise,
you would know that I...
1164
00:52:41,832 --> 00:52:43,167
You're Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1165
00:52:44,968 --> 00:52:46,838
- Precisely.
- [Thomas chuckles]
1166
00:52:48,138 --> 00:52:49,574
[both speaking Dutch]
1167
00:52:57,515 --> 00:52:58,980
Auf Wiedersehen.
1168
00:52:58,982 --> 00:53:01,716
No, wait, Dr. Schauffhaussen.
I'm sorry if I offended you.
1169
00:53:01,718 --> 00:53:03,084
[in English]
I am not offended.
1170
00:53:03,086 --> 00:53:04,486
It's just that
I looked you up online,
1171
00:53:04,488 --> 00:53:05,988
I couldn't find a photo
1172
00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:07,189
and, I don't know,
1173
00:53:07,191 --> 00:53:09,193
I just didn't think
you would be a woman.
1174
00:53:10,662 --> 00:53:11,961
I am offended now.
1175
00:53:11,963 --> 00:53:13,863
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1176
00:53:13,865 --> 00:53:16,868
Please don't punish Penny
for my sexism.
1177
00:53:17,334 --> 00:53:19,435
Penny?
1178
00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:21,770
Is this Penny from
Cootamundra, Australia?
1179
00:53:21,772 --> 00:53:23,205
Yes! Yeah, that's her.
1180
00:53:23,207 --> 00:53:26,877
I remember her letters.
Such a tragic case.
1181
00:53:28,077 --> 00:53:30,312
- Good luck to you both.
- Wait.
1182
00:53:30,314 --> 00:53:32,013
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
what do I have to do
1183
00:53:32,015 --> 00:53:34,015
to get you to
see her here, tonight?
1184
00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:36,118
- Young man...
- Thomas.
1185
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,486
Thomas,
it would be inappropriate
1186
00:53:38,488 --> 00:53:39,821
and unprofessional of me
1187
00:53:39,823 --> 00:53:41,355
to see patients
while on my holiday.
1188
00:53:41,357 --> 00:53:43,325
Well, if it's a matter
of money, I can...
1189
00:53:43,327 --> 00:53:45,194
You haven't given her
any money, have you?
1190
00:53:45,196 --> 00:53:47,328
Well, some.
But just for her sister.
1191
00:53:47,330 --> 00:53:51,200
You must not,
under any circumstances,
1192
00:53:51,202 --> 00:53:53,201
give the patient money.
1193
00:53:53,203 --> 00:53:55,004
Otherwise,
this reinforces the notion
1194
00:53:55,006 --> 00:53:56,071
that she's totally disabled
1195
00:53:56,073 --> 00:53:57,975
rendering the treatment kaput!
1196
00:53:58,843 --> 00:54:01,576
Wait, so you will treat her?
1197
00:54:01,578 --> 00:54:04,513
[sighs] I agree
to an initial examination.
1198
00:54:04,515 --> 00:54:07,152
- Yes!
- I am too much the softie.
1199
00:54:07,752 --> 00:54:09,154
Where is she now?
1200
00:54:09,952 --> 00:54:11,388
[TV playing indistinctly]
1201
00:54:14,225 --> 00:54:15,323
[door opens]
1202
00:54:15,325 --> 00:54:16,327
[Thomas] Penny?
1203
00:54:19,729 --> 00:54:22,932
Coming.
Just one second! One sec.
1204
00:54:22,934 --> 00:54:25,102
[Thomas] I've got
a surprise for ya.
1205
00:54:26,671 --> 00:54:29,004
- Thomas, where did you go?
- Yeah?
1206
00:54:29,006 --> 00:54:31,107
You'll never guess
who I found.
1207
00:54:31,109 --> 00:54:33,377
- Who?
- [Josephine] Who do you think?
1208
00:54:34,912 --> 00:54:38,283
It's Dr. Frederika
Schauffhaussen.
1209
00:54:39,749 --> 00:54:41,783
[laughing]
Oh, she can't believe it!
1210
00:54:41,785 --> 00:54:43,886
[Josephine]
Believe it, Fraulein.
1211
00:54:43,888 --> 00:54:48,024
I am here to help you,
dear girl.
1212
00:54:48,026 --> 00:54:50,892
Dr. Schauffhaussen was having
dinner at the hotel tonight.
1213
00:54:50,894 --> 00:54:54,229
I saw her Insta post.
Isn't it incredible?
1214
00:54:54,231 --> 00:54:55,430
Incredible.
1215
00:54:55,432 --> 00:54:56,932
I must make
my assessment of the patient.
1216
00:54:56,934 --> 00:54:58,033
- Thomas?
- Yes?
1217
00:54:58,035 --> 00:54:59,537
I require a chair.
1218
00:55:02,106 --> 00:55:03,437
A warning.
1219
00:55:03,439 --> 00:55:06,543
My methods are unorthodox.
1220
00:55:07,877 --> 00:55:08,879
You understand?
1221
00:55:09,647 --> 00:55:10,912
- Yes.
- Thank you.
1222
00:55:10,914 --> 00:55:12,448
Remove your person
from the treatment space.
1223
00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:14,549
Oh. Okay, uh, here?
1224
00:55:14,551 --> 00:55:15,953
[Josephine speaks German]
1225
00:55:20,057 --> 00:55:21,059
[in English] Sit.
1226
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:26,095
So, you can see
absolutely nothing?
1227
00:55:26,097 --> 00:55:28,830
No shapes, no light, no color?
1228
00:55:28,832 --> 00:55:30,899
No, nothing at all.
That's what I said...
1229
00:55:30,901 --> 00:55:31,970
Silence!
1230
00:55:33,403 --> 00:55:34,604
Hey, I need that.
1231
00:55:34,606 --> 00:55:37,506
You will no longer use
this crutch of the mind.
1232
00:55:37,508 --> 00:55:38,510
[groans softly]
1233
00:55:39,843 --> 00:55:42,580
Stubborn like the patient.
1234
00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:46,647
I see.
1235
00:55:46,649 --> 00:55:49,620
You do not, but I see.
1236
00:55:50,988 --> 00:55:52,089
[Josephine grunts]
1237
00:55:54,191 --> 00:55:55,660
Has the test started yet?
1238
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,261
Impressive.
1239
00:55:58,129 --> 00:55:59,794
Okay, Penny.
1240
00:55:59,796 --> 00:56:01,331
How about this?
1241
00:56:04,301 --> 00:56:05,370
[blowing]
1242
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,545
I am funneling the air
directly into your eye cavity.
1243
00:56:17,113 --> 00:56:18,946
My mouth hole is very narrow.
1244
00:56:18,948 --> 00:56:20,717
You should
not be feeling this.
1245
00:56:24,321 --> 00:56:25,723
[continues blowing]
1246
00:56:30,627 --> 00:56:32,396
I just smell salmon.
1247
00:56:35,097 --> 00:56:36,798
It's very interesting.
1248
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,872
The body reacts,
but the mind does not.
1249
00:56:43,173 --> 00:56:46,040
Penny, I would like you
to have a little snack.
1250
00:56:46,042 --> 00:56:48,576
But you must guess the food
that you're eating, ja?
1251
00:56:48,578 --> 00:56:50,414
[Penny] Yeah,
that sounds easy enough.
1252
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:57,722
I will ready the snack.
1253
00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:01,492
[singing in German]
1254
00:57:25,415 --> 00:57:26,548
Okay, Penny.
1255
00:57:26,550 --> 00:57:28,350
Here comes
the choo-choo train.
1256
00:57:28,352 --> 00:57:31,455
Open wide.
1257
00:57:32,055 --> 00:57:33,691
Aah...
1258
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:37,361
[gags]
1259
00:57:39,229 --> 00:57:41,129
What is that?
1260
00:57:41,131 --> 00:57:43,165
[muffled] A french fry.
1261
00:57:43,167 --> 00:57:45,303
Mmm. Can I have another one?
1262
00:57:46,068 --> 00:57:47,703
[Josephine speaks German]
1263
00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:49,971
[in English] You are
a very good blind person.
1264
00:57:49,973 --> 00:57:51,741
As such, you must surely know
1265
00:57:51,743 --> 00:57:54,308
the number of steps
between you and the door.
1266
00:57:54,310 --> 00:57:55,609
[Penny] Uh-huh.
1267
00:57:55,611 --> 00:57:59,413
And the number from the door
to the elevator.
1268
00:57:59,415 --> 00:58:01,883
Because this is how the visually
impaired function in the world.
1269
00:58:01,885 --> 00:58:05,154
Otherwise you would be running
into things all the time, ja?
1270
00:58:05,156 --> 00:58:07,723
Yeah, I know all the steps.
1271
00:58:07,725 --> 00:58:08,726
Ja.
1272
00:58:09,459 --> 00:58:11,727
Okay, Penny.
1273
00:58:11,729 --> 00:58:12,895
I have opened the door.
1274
00:58:12,897 --> 00:58:15,229
An unobstructed path exists.
1275
00:58:15,231 --> 00:58:19,167
I want you to run
full-speed down hallway
1276
00:58:19,169 --> 00:58:21,437
and stop in front
of the elevator.
1277
00:58:21,439 --> 00:58:22,805
You can do this, then, ja?
1278
00:58:22,807 --> 00:58:25,006
Yeah, well, of course, then.
1279
00:58:25,008 --> 00:58:27,174
Yeah, it's pretty simple
for a blind person
1280
00:58:27,176 --> 00:58:29,810
to just run
in a straight line, so...
1281
00:58:29,812 --> 00:58:30,912
[Josephine speaks German]
1282
00:58:30,914 --> 00:58:33,650
[in English]
As fast as you can. Go!
1283
00:58:34,785 --> 00:58:36,953
- Um, now?
- Ja!
1284
00:58:38,789 --> 00:58:39,790
[exhales]
1285
00:58:42,091 --> 00:58:43,758
- [thud]
- [objects clattering]
1286
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,761
[Thomas] Penny!
1287
00:58:46,196 --> 00:58:47,765
I will take the case.
1288
00:59:01,479 --> 00:59:03,511
Come, Thomas,
I give you a tour.
1289
00:59:03,513 --> 00:59:04,515
Okay.
1290
00:59:05,850 --> 00:59:07,452
- Should we... Oh.
- [Josephine] Come.
1291
00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:09,450
Quickly now.
1292
00:59:09,452 --> 00:59:10,986
- But what about...
- [Josephine] Thank you.
1293
00:59:10,988 --> 00:59:12,321
[Penny] Is this it?
1294
00:59:12,323 --> 00:59:14,455
Hello? [stammers]
1295
00:59:14,457 --> 00:59:15,559
We're here?
1296
00:59:17,928 --> 00:59:19,463
Hello? Uh...
1297
00:59:22,365 --> 00:59:23,531
Oh, it's on.
1298
00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:25,966
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
about your fee.
1299
00:59:25,968 --> 00:59:27,703
I have to move
a few things around,
1300
00:59:27,705 --> 00:59:29,571
but I'll have it for you
really soon.
1301
00:59:29,573 --> 00:59:31,006
- Oh.
- [Penny] Hey, guys?
1302
00:59:31,008 --> 00:59:34,078
I think somebody accidentally
locked the front door.
1303
00:59:35,345 --> 00:59:38,412
Guys? Guys, are you there?
1304
00:59:38,414 --> 00:59:39,948
[object shattering]
1305
00:59:39,950 --> 00:59:41,883
Whoa! Uh, sorry!
1306
00:59:41,885 --> 00:59:44,819
I hope that wasn't a priceless
work of art or anything!
1307
00:59:44,821 --> 00:59:46,187
What if she gets hurt
out there?
1308
00:59:46,189 --> 00:59:48,991
This is precisely why
we do not intervene, Thomas.
1309
00:59:48,993 --> 00:59:51,759
Negative reinforcement
is the prescription.
1310
00:59:51,761 --> 00:59:54,863
It is our job, yours und mine,
1311
00:59:54,865 --> 00:59:56,098
- to have fun.
- Fun?
1312
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,232
- Fun.
- Okay.
1313
00:59:58,234 --> 01:00:00,570
You're thinking
I am loony tune, ja?
1314
01:00:01,405 --> 01:00:04,339
- I am not.
- No?
1315
01:00:04,341 --> 01:00:07,375
If we do this in front
of Penny, have the fun,
1316
01:00:07,377 --> 01:00:09,910
she will want nothing
more than to join us
1317
01:00:09,912 --> 01:00:12,249
- in our seeing fun.
- [glass squeaking]
1318
01:00:12,716 --> 01:00:14,082
Yeah.
1319
01:00:14,084 --> 01:00:16,921
Why do I smell clinical
strength lady douche wipes?
1320
01:00:18,088 --> 01:00:19,254
Oh.
1321
01:00:19,256 --> 01:00:20,892
Very strong.
1322
01:00:22,124 --> 01:00:25,394
No pity, Thomas. Only fun.
1323
01:00:25,396 --> 01:00:27,629
I also smell early menopause.
1324
01:00:27,631 --> 01:00:28,800
[Josephine] Now, the house.
1325
01:00:34,203 --> 01:00:36,207
[singing in German]
1326
01:00:39,577 --> 01:00:41,609
Why are we doing this again?
1327
01:00:41,611 --> 01:00:44,446
Just as you take
Thomas's arm when we walk,
1328
01:00:44,448 --> 01:00:46,915
so you take my leash
when we ride.
1329
01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:48,917
That makes zero sense.
1330
01:00:48,919 --> 01:00:50,621
A hill approaches.
1331
01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:53,156
[panting heavily]
1332
01:00:54,758 --> 01:00:56,758
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
1333
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,727
- Merci.
- Merci, merci.
1334
01:00:58,729 --> 01:01:00,562
This Cabernet.
Oh, I love this one.
1335
01:01:00,564 --> 01:01:02,798
It turns quite chewy,
1336
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,734
- und you can really taste oak.
- Can I have some?
1337
01:01:05,736 --> 01:01:08,472
Oh. Of course, Penny.
You may have some of mine.
1338
01:01:09,472 --> 01:01:10,574
[Thomas] Oh.
1339
01:01:12,475 --> 01:01:14,642
[stammers]
Is there a glass here?
1340
01:01:14,644 --> 01:01:15,843
[Josephine]
You may drink the wine
1341
01:01:15,845 --> 01:01:18,348
when you see the glass
well enough to seize it.
1342
01:01:20,484 --> 01:01:21,586
[gasps]
1343
01:01:22,752 --> 01:01:25,953
Oh. Oh, God. Did I spill
something just now?
1344
01:01:25,955 --> 01:01:27,158
[speaks German]
1345
01:01:27,857 --> 01:01:29,524
Oh, I'm so clumsy.
1346
01:01:29,526 --> 01:01:32,593
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
um, let me help you.
1347
01:01:32,595 --> 01:01:34,361
Oh, no. I feel terrible.
1348
01:01:34,363 --> 01:01:36,099
Did I spill wine on your...
1349
01:01:46,310 --> 01:01:47,311
[exhales]
1350
01:01:49,879 --> 01:01:50,979
Waiter!
1351
01:01:50,981 --> 01:01:52,984
[dance music playing]
1352
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,828
Uh, are you sure that
this is helping Penny?
1353
01:02:05,830 --> 01:02:08,830
Oh, trust me,
this is for Penny's sake.
1354
01:02:08,832 --> 01:02:09,897
Okay.
1355
01:02:09,899 --> 01:02:11,732
[Josephine]
You should see us, Penny.
1356
01:02:11,734 --> 01:02:13,901
Thomas and I are dancing.
1357
01:02:13,903 --> 01:02:15,671
[Penny] Oh, I wish I could.
1358
01:02:15,673 --> 01:02:19,040
But you can, Penny. You can.
1359
01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,808
Yeah, I could also
eat my own shit,
1360
01:02:20,810 --> 01:02:22,211
but I'm not doing that either.
1361
01:02:22,213 --> 01:02:25,249
It's okay, I'll just stand
here minding your bag.
1362
01:02:27,751 --> 01:02:30,651
She's got a fuzzbox
and knows how to use it.
1363
01:02:30,653 --> 01:02:31,819
Pardon?
1364
01:02:31,821 --> 01:02:33,421
Your friend with the bony ass
1365
01:02:33,423 --> 01:02:35,825
grinding away
on that poor boy.
1366
01:02:37,026 --> 01:02:38,192
Oh.
1367
01:02:38,194 --> 01:02:39,395
Yeah, I wouldn't mind so much.
1368
01:02:39,397 --> 01:02:41,462
It's just that he used to be
my boyfriend.
1369
01:02:41,464 --> 01:02:43,698
[all gasp] He was not!
1370
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:45,232
And she's my best friend.
1371
01:02:45,234 --> 01:02:47,238
[all gasp] She is not!
1372
01:02:48,370 --> 01:02:49,738
[other Chloe] Oh, my God.
1373
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:53,441
Babe, you are, like,
actually blind.
1374
01:02:53,443 --> 01:02:54,942
Oh, babe.
1375
01:02:54,944 --> 01:02:56,845
Blind as in "can't see" blind?
1376
01:02:56,847 --> 01:02:59,580
It was when I lost my sight
that she moved in on him.
1377
01:02:59,582 --> 01:03:01,750
[all gasp] Shut up.
1378
01:03:01,752 --> 01:03:03,118
Watch us, Penny.
1379
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:06,390
The way our bodies
move in unison.
1380
01:03:08,758 --> 01:03:10,225
So sensual.
1381
01:03:10,227 --> 01:03:12,894
Right. I'm hitting her
really hard in her vagina.
1382
01:03:12,896 --> 01:03:16,598
It's just if I could work out
some way to get him alone,
1383
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,834
then maybe he wouldn't
call off the wedding.
1384
01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:21,236
You leave it with us,
all right? I mean,
1385
01:03:21,238 --> 01:03:22,803
we are practically
professionals,
1386
01:03:22,805 --> 01:03:24,305
my little blind poppet.
1387
01:03:24,307 --> 01:03:26,242
Girls, toilet.
1388
01:03:33,249 --> 01:03:34,651
[toilet flushes]
1389
01:03:38,388 --> 01:03:40,823
That color looks boss on you.
1390
01:03:40,825 --> 01:03:42,059
Danke.
1391
01:03:46,897 --> 01:03:48,096
What is this?
1392
01:03:48,098 --> 01:03:50,499
It's a little thing
we invented called Varma.
1393
01:03:50,501 --> 01:03:51,767
Karma.
1394
01:03:51,769 --> 01:03:52,837
Karma.
1395
01:03:54,571 --> 01:03:55,736
[other Chloe] Oh, it is on.
1396
01:03:55,738 --> 01:03:58,141
It is on like Kim Kardashian.
1397
01:03:58,843 --> 01:04:00,341
[both laugh]
1398
01:04:00,343 --> 01:04:02,009
- Is that nice?
- Yeah, you want some?
1399
01:04:02,011 --> 01:04:03,912
- Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
- Oh, sorry.
1400
01:04:03,914 --> 01:04:05,113
Uh...
1401
01:04:05,115 --> 01:04:07,182
Yeah. Thank you.
1402
01:04:07,184 --> 01:04:09,750
Uh, it's kinda weird
that Dr. Schauffhaussen
1403
01:04:09,752 --> 01:04:11,819
just disappeared
like that, right?
1404
01:04:11,821 --> 01:04:14,154
Germans are so spontaneous.
1405
01:04:14,156 --> 01:04:17,658
It's probably just part of her
crazy treatment plan.
1406
01:04:17,660 --> 01:04:20,162
Yeah, don't give up
on that, Penny, okay?
1407
01:04:20,164 --> 01:04:21,495
I mean, I know that it's hard,
1408
01:04:21,497 --> 01:04:24,131
but there's so much that
you deserve to see.
1409
01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:25,533
Like this view,
1410
01:04:25,535 --> 01:04:27,334
and these lights,
1411
01:04:27,336 --> 01:04:28,770
and the face you make
1412
01:04:28,772 --> 01:04:30,171
when you think
I'm being a dork.
1413
01:04:30,173 --> 01:04:31,872
What, this one?
1414
01:04:31,874 --> 01:04:34,277
[laughs] Yeah, that one.
1415
01:04:34,877 --> 01:04:36,044
But that one...
1416
01:04:36,046 --> 01:04:37,946
- That one's my favorite.
- What?
1417
01:04:37,948 --> 01:04:40,151
- That one.
- No, what?
1418
01:04:40,716 --> 01:04:42,417
Shut up.
1419
01:04:42,419 --> 01:04:44,118
Well, you'll just
have to take my word for it.
1420
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,187
As the sole sighted person
between us,
1421
01:04:47,189 --> 01:04:48,958
you're beautiful, Penny.
1422
01:04:52,229 --> 01:04:54,830
Anyway, I'm sure
Dr. Schauffhaussen's gonna
1423
01:04:54,832 --> 01:04:56,698
break out
the big psychological guns
1424
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:59,633
once I actually
give her the fee.
1425
01:04:59,635 --> 01:05:03,370
Oh, um, yeah, about that.
I was gonna say to you,
1426
01:05:03,372 --> 01:05:05,140
is it possible
to give me the money
1427
01:05:05,142 --> 01:05:07,975
and then I'll just give it
to Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1428
01:05:07,977 --> 01:05:11,145
- Oh.
- I know this will sound silly,
1429
01:05:11,147 --> 01:05:14,049
but it would just make me feel
like I'm less of a charity case.
1430
01:05:14,051 --> 01:05:16,718
Totally. I completely
understand. I, um...
1431
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:21,055
I just have to, uh,
sell the last of my stock.
1432
01:05:21,057 --> 01:05:23,524
Wait, don't you own, like,
the whole company?
1433
01:05:23,526 --> 01:05:26,426
- [laughs]
- You're, like, so rich.
1434
01:05:26,428 --> 01:05:28,062
- No.
- No?
1435
01:05:28,064 --> 01:05:29,363
No. Um...
1436
01:05:29,365 --> 01:05:32,000
The algorithm
for YaBurnt was mine,
1437
01:05:32,002 --> 01:05:34,736
but the seed investors
actually bought me out.
1438
01:05:34,738 --> 01:05:36,004
Yeah, for how much?
1439
01:05:36,006 --> 01:05:37,906
A cool million.
1440
01:05:37,908 --> 01:05:41,942
Um, but I only have
400,000 left.
1441
01:05:41,944 --> 01:05:45,714
Uh, but it's okay. My nana's gonna...
She's gonna loan me the rest.
1442
01:05:45,716 --> 01:05:49,017
So, after you pay the
Dr. Schauffhaussen fee, you'd be broke?
1443
01:05:49,019 --> 01:05:50,584
[stammers]
Yeah, but it's fine.
1444
01:05:50,586 --> 01:05:52,520
Because I have
a lot of good ideas,
1445
01:05:52,522 --> 01:05:53,724
and hoodies are cheap.
1446
01:05:54,457 --> 01:05:55,557
I don't get it though.
1447
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,125
Why would you
bankrupt yourself
1448
01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:59,259
for someone
you don't even know?
1449
01:05:59,261 --> 01:06:00,895
Like, I'm a stranger.
1450
01:06:00,897 --> 01:06:04,098
[chuckles] Well, my nana...
1451
01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:05,700
My nana always said
that the best thing
1452
01:06:05,702 --> 01:06:07,234
money can do is good.
1453
01:06:07,236 --> 01:06:09,305
And you getting
to see again is good.
1454
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,644
Plus, you're not a stranger.
1455
01:06:14,611 --> 01:06:15,879
You're Penny.
1456
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,282
Yes, I am.
1457
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:30,125
[door opens and closes]
1458
01:06:30,127 --> 01:06:31,462
[Josephine] Honey, I'm home.
1459
01:06:33,330 --> 01:06:34,729
Oh, please.
1460
01:06:34,731 --> 01:06:39,334
You think I can't handle
the Real Housewives of Essex?
1461
01:06:39,336 --> 01:06:41,837
It took a considerable
amount of limoncello
1462
01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:43,437
and several rounds
of arm wrestling,
1463
01:06:43,439 --> 01:06:45,075
but c'est la vie.
1464
01:06:45,943 --> 01:06:47,441
The bet's off, Jo.
1465
01:06:47,443 --> 01:06:48,944
Oh, don't go, Penny.
1466
01:06:48,946 --> 01:06:50,779
You've taught me
so much about love.
1467
01:06:50,781 --> 01:06:52,180
We need to find another mark.
1468
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,915
No, absolutely not.
1469
01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:55,149
I have had about
as much of this
1470
01:06:55,151 --> 01:06:57,120
absurd interlude with you
as I can bear.
1471
01:06:59,955 --> 01:07:01,791
- [clatters]
- Those are decorative.
1472
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,325
He's a good guy, Jo.
1473
01:07:04,327 --> 01:07:06,361
That's a moxy-noron, Pen.
1474
01:07:06,363 --> 01:07:08,462
Okay, you know,
back in the day
1475
01:07:08,464 --> 01:07:10,365
when I was just catfishing,
1476
01:07:10,367 --> 01:07:13,834
there was always this one
moment where I would decide,
1477
01:07:13,836 --> 01:07:15,472
"I'm gonna take your money."
1478
01:07:16,372 --> 01:07:17,872
And it wasn't when they fell
1479
01:07:17,874 --> 01:07:20,941
for the superficial
hot girl bait
1480
01:07:20,943 --> 01:07:23,845
or when they texted dick pics
like complete animals.
1481
01:07:23,847 --> 01:07:26,714
It was when
we'd meet up in person
1482
01:07:26,716 --> 01:07:28,452
and I'd come in
1483
01:07:29,118 --> 01:07:30,354
and he'd just
1484
01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:33,189
look at me like that.
1485
01:07:37,526 --> 01:07:40,030
And that's when I'd decide
to rob him blind.
1486
01:07:41,999 --> 01:07:45,066
But when Thomas looks at me,
he doesn't do that.
1487
01:07:45,068 --> 01:07:47,401
He's just different.
1488
01:07:47,403 --> 01:07:49,102
He's a genuinely nice person.
1489
01:07:49,104 --> 01:07:50,973
Yeah, but we're not
nice women, Penny, are we?
1490
01:07:50,975 --> 01:07:52,841
And this isn't
a likability contest.
1491
01:07:52,843 --> 01:07:54,408
Lucky for you, 'cause I'd win.
1492
01:07:54,410 --> 01:07:55,509
Would you?
1493
01:07:55,511 --> 01:07:57,647
[laughing] Please.
Thomas loves me.
1494
01:07:59,749 --> 01:08:01,915
He loves you?
1495
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:04,151
Like, I mean he'll do
whatever I want.
1496
01:08:04,153 --> 01:08:06,589
Well, then it appears
we have our solution.
1497
01:08:10,327 --> 01:08:13,560
If you don't have
the stomach to take money
1498
01:08:13,562 --> 01:08:15,398
from your darling Thomas,
1499
01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:18,367
darling Thomas
becomes the bet.
1500
01:08:18,369 --> 01:08:20,335
But I thought
you didn't nail your marks.
1501
01:08:20,337 --> 01:08:22,837
Evidently, we must up the ante
in this little game of ours.
1502
01:08:22,839 --> 01:08:25,038
Unless, of course,
you feel you're outmatched.
1503
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,742
[scoffing] Please.
Guys love asses,
1504
01:08:27,744 --> 01:08:30,281
but not when there's something
already stuck up there.
1505
01:08:31,448 --> 01:08:33,215
Then we're agreed.
1506
01:08:33,217 --> 01:08:35,219
Thomas is the bet.
1507
01:08:35,718 --> 01:08:36,720
Yeah.
1508
01:08:39,589 --> 01:08:40,623
Yeah.
1509
01:08:42,191 --> 01:08:43,457
[chuckles]
1510
01:08:43,459 --> 01:08:45,227
Well, [yawns] okay.
1511
01:08:45,229 --> 01:08:46,594
I should really get to bed,
1512
01:08:46,596 --> 01:08:49,630
'cause I've got such a big day
of seduction tomorrow.
1513
01:08:49,632 --> 01:08:51,599
Oh, absolutely.
1514
01:08:51,601 --> 01:08:53,033
How about a bedtime story?
1515
01:08:53,035 --> 01:08:55,372
- Oh, no, that's not necessary.
- Albert!
1516
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,441
Oh. Hi.
1517
01:09:00,443 --> 01:09:02,911
- Thank you.
- Oh, that's not good.
1518
01:09:02,913 --> 01:09:04,778
I do so admire their spirit.
1519
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,313
[whispering]
Less so their spray tans.
1520
01:09:06,315 --> 01:09:07,415
Ladies.
1521
01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:08,919
[women squeal]
1522
01:09:10,052 --> 01:09:11,719
All right, my babe.
1523
01:09:11,721 --> 01:09:12,723
Ah.
1524
01:09:13,422 --> 01:09:14,889
[blows raspberry]
1525
01:09:14,891 --> 01:09:17,590
Oh, so you thought
you could play us, yeah?
1526
01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:18,693
Ladies, I can explain.
1527
01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:21,295
Babes, this is not
a good situation for you.
1528
01:09:21,297 --> 01:09:22,831
My cousin's got the blinds
1529
01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:23,997
- from the diabetes.
- Diabetes.
1530
01:09:23,999 --> 01:09:26,167
Don't go to the hotel now, Jo.
1531
01:09:26,169 --> 01:09:28,969
Give it the night. He'll be
more energetic in the morning.
1532
01:09:28,971 --> 01:09:30,404
[Shiraz] Oh,
you're not going anywhere.
1533
01:09:30,406 --> 01:09:32,473
Ladies, pass me the superglue.
1534
01:09:32,475 --> 01:09:33,477
[Penny yells]
1535
01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:37,414
[knock on door]
1536
01:09:41,684 --> 01:09:43,785
- Thomas.
- Dr. Schauffhaussen.
1537
01:09:43,787 --> 01:09:45,653
Please...
1538
01:09:45,655 --> 01:09:47,688
Call me Frederika.
1539
01:09:47,690 --> 01:09:49,189
Okay.
1540
01:09:49,191 --> 01:09:51,694
- [clatters]
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
1541
01:09:52,695 --> 01:09:53,796
Come on in.
1542
01:09:54,330 --> 01:09:55,431
Um...
1543
01:10:03,506 --> 01:10:04,508
[Josephine] Thank you.
1544
01:10:05,874 --> 01:10:08,510
A little treat for us.
1545
01:10:08,512 --> 01:10:11,313
We've been working so hard
for sweet Penny.
1546
01:10:11,315 --> 01:10:14,816
We deserve to be
a little selfish, ja?
1547
01:10:14,818 --> 01:10:16,651
Some say these
are an aphrodisiac.
1548
01:10:16,653 --> 01:10:17,986
- Oh, no, thank...
- Oh!
1549
01:10:17,988 --> 01:10:20,020
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry, Doctor...
1550
01:10:20,022 --> 01:10:21,857
No! I got it.
It's fine, it's fine.
1551
01:10:21,859 --> 01:10:23,459
I got it, I got it. It's...
1552
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:39,109
Thank you.
1553
01:10:42,145 --> 01:10:43,377
Thomas...
1554
01:10:43,379 --> 01:10:45,281
I must be candid.
1555
01:10:46,315 --> 01:10:48,618
I'm here
under false pretenses.
1556
01:10:50,686 --> 01:10:52,322
- You are?
- Ja.
1557
01:10:55,324 --> 01:10:56,392
Okay.
1558
01:11:02,531 --> 01:11:03,598
[grunts]
1559
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:08,002
I hope
this isn't inappropriate,
1560
01:11:08,004 --> 01:11:10,237
but would you help me
with mein coding?
1561
01:11:10,239 --> 01:11:11,505
"Mein coding"?
1562
01:11:11,507 --> 01:11:13,573
Ja, I'm having trouble
with my website.
1563
01:11:13,575 --> 01:11:15,542
- Oh, coding!
- Hmm.
1564
01:11:15,544 --> 01:11:18,179
Yeah, sure. What seems
to be the problem?
1565
01:11:18,181 --> 01:11:19,216
Well...
1566
01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:23,684
When I use JavaScript,
the HTTP crawler
1567
01:11:23,686 --> 01:11:25,754
is not scraping
the metadata correctly
1568
01:11:25,756 --> 01:11:28,355
and I am losing
the CSS properties.
1569
01:11:28,357 --> 01:11:32,428
Well, did you try parsing the
CSS separately using regex?
1570
01:11:34,931 --> 01:11:36,596
I did not.
1571
01:11:36,598 --> 01:11:37,601
[Thomas] Hmm.
1572
01:11:38,301 --> 01:11:39,503
[typing]
1573
01:11:43,239 --> 01:11:46,340
Fixed! Well, it's been
a really long day.
1574
01:11:46,342 --> 01:11:49,242
I'm exhausted, so I'm gonna...
1575
01:11:49,244 --> 01:11:53,080
Are you aware that
it is a full moon tonight?
1576
01:11:53,082 --> 01:11:54,782
Ah.
1577
01:11:54,784 --> 01:11:57,684
I love to feel the air
on my skin.
1578
01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,789
Right. Aren't you
kinda cold though?
1579
01:12:03,927 --> 01:12:05,593
What are you doin'?
1580
01:12:05,595 --> 01:12:08,261
I feel reckless tonight,
Thomas.
1581
01:12:08,263 --> 01:12:10,434
Okay, that's not funny.
Can you come inside now?
1582
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,267
If I fell, would you catch me?
1583
01:12:13,269 --> 01:12:14,435
Stop it.
1584
01:12:14,437 --> 01:12:15,439
Don't.
1585
01:12:16,006 --> 01:12:17,007
Don't!
1586
01:12:19,008 --> 01:12:20,843
Oh! [gasps]
1587
01:12:21,477 --> 01:12:22,542
Thomas.
1588
01:12:22,544 --> 01:12:24,144
- Dr. Schauffhaussen...
- Frederika.
1589
01:12:24,146 --> 01:12:25,778
You've taught me so much
about discipline...
1590
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:26,947
I can teach you more.
1591
01:12:26,949 --> 01:12:28,616
- ...and integrity.
- Ja, sure.
1592
01:12:28,618 --> 01:12:31,117
I think we should keep things
professional between us.
1593
01:12:31,119 --> 01:12:33,489
- Aw...
- For Penny's sake.
1594
01:12:36,626 --> 01:12:37,694
For Penny's sake?
1595
01:12:40,629 --> 01:12:41,765
Of course.
1596
01:12:43,365 --> 01:12:44,834
Well, I'll just...
1597
01:12:47,136 --> 01:12:48,138
Go.
1598
01:12:56,145 --> 01:12:57,214
[grunts]
1599
01:12:59,281 --> 01:13:00,350
Auf Wiedersehen.
1600
01:13:02,953 --> 01:13:03,921
Wait.
1601
01:13:14,530 --> 01:13:16,832
Mmm. Thomas.
1602
01:13:18,168 --> 01:13:19,466
[door closes]
1603
01:13:19,468 --> 01:13:23,737
Oh. Albert? Albert.
Hey, man.
1604
01:13:23,739 --> 01:13:25,674
Um... Just a shot in the dark.
1605
01:13:25,676 --> 01:13:28,712
Do you happen to have
superglue remover?
1606
01:13:32,015 --> 01:13:33,717
Holy crap.
How did you have that?
1607
01:13:34,482 --> 01:13:35,916
Yeah, that's awesome.
1608
01:13:35,918 --> 01:13:37,421
Yes. Legend.
1609
01:13:38,422 --> 01:13:39,423
Uh...
1610
01:13:40,356 --> 01:13:41,457
Albert?
1611
01:13:42,691 --> 01:13:44,394
Oh, come on,
that's just cruel!
1612
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,802
[grunting]
1613
01:13:57,739 --> 01:13:58,941
[groaning]
1614
01:14:01,445 --> 01:14:03,914
- [rips]
- [Penny] Ow!
1615
01:14:12,754 --> 01:14:14,723
Hey, you. Hey.
1616
01:14:14,725 --> 01:14:16,590
Do you know who
Josephine Chesterfield is?
1617
01:14:16,592 --> 01:14:18,059
Or Dr. Schauffhaussen?
1618
01:14:18,061 --> 01:14:19,794
Oui, mademoiselle.
We know all her aliases.
1619
01:14:19,796 --> 01:14:21,263
She's very generous.
1620
01:14:21,897 --> 01:14:22,966
Uh...
1621
01:14:24,734 --> 01:14:27,201
Hmm? All right,
so was she here last night?
1622
01:14:27,203 --> 01:14:29,603
Oui, with the tech boy.
1623
01:14:29,605 --> 01:14:32,242
Damn it. Okay, um...
1624
01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:34,709
Well, wait. When she left,
1625
01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:38,545
did she seem, like,
you know, satisfied?
1626
01:14:38,547 --> 01:14:40,980
Like, you know, like,
she'd got some?
1627
01:14:40,982 --> 01:14:42,883
- Oh, no.
- No?
1628
01:14:42,885 --> 01:14:44,320
She hasn't left yet.
1629
01:15:07,342 --> 01:15:08,608
[knocks]
1630
01:15:08,610 --> 01:15:12,147
Yeah, I know you won.
I'm getting outta here.
1631
01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:14,514
Uh... What did I...
What did I win?
1632
01:15:14,516 --> 01:15:17,117
Thomas,
what are you doing here?
1633
01:15:17,119 --> 01:15:20,122
[stammers] I'm here
to say goodbye.
1634
01:15:21,423 --> 01:15:23,791
Where's Dr. Schauffhaussen,
then?
1635
01:15:23,793 --> 01:15:26,161
Um... I don't know.
1636
01:15:26,163 --> 01:15:28,929
This morning,
she kind of left in a hurry
1637
01:15:28,931 --> 01:15:31,268
and now I have to go.
1638
01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:34,135
The investors are, um,
1639
01:15:34,137 --> 01:15:35,202
they're flying me home.
1640
01:15:35,204 --> 01:15:36,737
I just needed to say,
1641
01:15:36,739 --> 01:15:39,006
Penny, you're the one genuine,
1642
01:15:39,008 --> 01:15:40,976
good thing that happened
to me here.
1643
01:15:45,647 --> 01:15:47,316
Anyway, um...
1644
01:15:49,351 --> 01:15:50,352
Bye, Penny.
1645
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,862
Thomas, wait! Don't go!
1646
01:16:01,797 --> 01:16:04,298
[yelps, screaming]
1647
01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:06,235
[groaning]
1648
01:16:08,404 --> 01:16:09,506
[grunts]
1649
01:16:10,338 --> 01:16:11,675
- [groans]
- Penny!
1650
01:16:12,909 --> 01:16:15,009
Oh, my God!
Penny, are you okay?
1651
01:16:15,011 --> 01:16:17,143
This has been a brutal week.
1652
01:16:17,145 --> 01:16:18,347
[groans]
1653
01:16:21,318 --> 01:16:22,284
Dick.
1654
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:28,024
Wait, Penny,
could you just see Albert?
1655
01:16:29,025 --> 01:16:30,125
Uh...
1656
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:32,262
Did you just look at me?
Can you see me?
1657
01:16:33,995 --> 01:16:35,563
Is your hair brownish?
1658
01:16:35,565 --> 01:16:37,234
Yes! Yes, it is!
1659
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,500
Wait, Penny.
1660
01:16:39,502 --> 01:16:41,033
Can you read that?
1661
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:42,670
No, that's in French.
1662
01:16:42,672 --> 01:16:44,438
Oh. Sorry.
1663
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:45,872
What about this?
1664
01:16:45,874 --> 01:16:48,709
"Social anxiety. You're not
the problem, the world is."
1665
01:16:48,711 --> 01:16:50,879
Yes! Penny, you can see!
1666
01:16:50,881 --> 01:16:52,612
I can finally see your face!
1667
01:16:52,614 --> 01:16:55,749
- Oh, that's probably a bummer.
- No, come off it!
1668
01:16:55,751 --> 01:16:58,551
- You got such a nice face.
- Oh.
1669
01:16:58,553 --> 01:17:01,421
I guess
Dr. Schauffhaussen's money
1670
01:17:01,423 --> 01:17:02,825
was put to good use, huh?
1671
01:17:04,459 --> 01:17:06,693
What do you mean?
1672
01:17:06,695 --> 01:17:08,862
You didn't give her
the 500,000, did you?
1673
01:17:08,864 --> 01:17:10,130
Yeah, of course.
1674
01:17:10,132 --> 01:17:12,099
I wanted to make sure that
your treatment continued.
1675
01:17:12,101 --> 01:17:14,469
No, no. But that was
all that you had.
1676
01:17:14,471 --> 01:17:17,871
It was worth
every penny, Penny.
1677
01:17:17,873 --> 01:17:19,074
[Thomas chuckles]
1678
01:17:21,144 --> 01:17:23,077
Wait a minute.
I don't understand.
1679
01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:25,479
You're giving me $500,000?
1680
01:17:25,481 --> 01:17:27,247
[Penny] My sister just won
the lottery in Australia.
1681
01:17:27,249 --> 01:17:29,282
And she used my birthday
and my bra size,
1682
01:17:29,284 --> 01:17:30,484
so she owes me.
1683
01:17:30,486 --> 01:17:32,719
I can't let you cover
my medical expenses.
1684
01:17:32,721 --> 01:17:35,224
Well, regardless,
I cannot accept this.
1685
01:17:37,126 --> 01:17:38,925
Thomas, no, I insist.
1686
01:17:38,927 --> 01:17:40,162
Well, I resist.
1687
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:45,633
Stop. It's a $2 transaction
fee every time.
1688
01:17:45,635 --> 01:17:48,135
Oh, shit. Well,
it's in your account now.
1689
01:17:48,137 --> 01:17:49,573
No take-backs.
1690
01:17:51,507 --> 01:17:52,605
Okay.
1691
01:17:52,607 --> 01:17:53,642
Penny...
1692
01:17:54,977 --> 01:17:57,178
Do you wanna come?
1693
01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:59,513
- Come with me.
- I'm not coming with you.
1694
01:17:59,515 --> 01:18:00,617
Why not?
1695
01:18:01,816 --> 01:18:03,520
'Cause you don't know me.
1696
01:18:04,954 --> 01:18:06,356
Not the real me.
1697
01:18:07,824 --> 01:18:10,124
Well, I'd like to,
1698
01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:11,861
if you ever change your mind.
1699
01:18:21,137 --> 01:18:22,138
All right.
1700
01:18:27,309 --> 01:18:29,311
[siren blaring]
1701
01:18:31,547 --> 01:18:32,980
What have you done?
1702
01:18:32,982 --> 01:18:34,648
How could you let him leave?
1703
01:18:34,650 --> 01:18:35,950
[Penny] What are you
talking about?
1704
01:18:35,952 --> 01:18:37,251
You won the bet.
1705
01:18:37,253 --> 01:18:39,319
[yells in frustration] Stop!
1706
01:18:39,321 --> 01:18:42,990
Come back! Come back!
Come back! No! No!
1707
01:18:42,992 --> 01:18:44,291
[grunts]
1708
01:18:44,293 --> 01:18:45,859
[screaming]
1709
01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:50,029
[Penny] Aw, the plane didn't
stop for the crazy lady.
1710
01:18:50,031 --> 01:18:51,264
Here she comes.
1711
01:18:51,266 --> 01:18:56,105
Walk of shame. Walk of shame.
Walk of shame.
1712
01:18:57,006 --> 01:18:58,538
Last night I went to his room
1713
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:00,407
and, yes,
I tried to seduce him.
1714
01:19:00,409 --> 01:19:01,742
And I thought I was
getting somewhere, too,
1715
01:19:01,744 --> 01:19:03,044
because he turned out
the lights,
1716
01:19:03,046 --> 01:19:05,211
but it was only to show me
a PowerPoint presentation
1717
01:19:05,213 --> 01:19:06,546
all about his new app.
1718
01:19:06,548 --> 01:19:08,014
Once he had
finished his pitch,
1719
01:19:08,016 --> 01:19:09,515
I assumed we'd go to bed.
1720
01:19:09,517 --> 01:19:11,385
Then he said
he's bit of a germophobe,
1721
01:19:11,387 --> 01:19:13,754
so would I mind
taking a shower,
1722
01:19:13,756 --> 01:19:15,355
and I was insulted,
1723
01:19:15,357 --> 01:19:17,758
but I complied
for the sake of the bet.
1724
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:20,027
And when I emerged, he was
gone, my clothes were gone,
1725
01:19:20,029 --> 01:19:21,429
my jewelry,
my phone, my laptop,
1726
01:19:21,431 --> 01:19:23,800
even my limited edition
Jimmy Choos!
1727
01:19:24,499 --> 01:19:25,568
[scoffs]
1728
01:19:26,336 --> 01:19:28,738
[laughing] Come off it.
1729
01:19:29,571 --> 01:19:30,904
You expect me to believe
1730
01:19:30,906 --> 01:19:34,341
that that kind guy tried to
jack your Jimmy Choos
1731
01:19:34,343 --> 01:19:36,777
when he just
returned to me $500,000
1732
01:19:36,779 --> 01:19:37,781
that I tried to give him?
1733
01:19:40,216 --> 01:19:42,550
Why did you give him $500,000?
1734
01:19:42,552 --> 01:19:45,018
Because that's the amount
you stole from him.
1735
01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:46,254
No! [grunts in frustration]
1736
01:19:46,256 --> 01:19:48,054
That is what I'm saying,
tits for brains!
1737
01:19:48,056 --> 01:19:49,423
I didn't steal from him.
1738
01:19:49,425 --> 01:19:52,028
I invested in his app!
1739
01:19:52,695 --> 01:19:53,760
How much?
1740
01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:56,964
$500,000.
1741
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,232
[cell phone chimes]
1742
01:19:58,234 --> 01:19:59,369
It's from Thomas.
1743
01:19:59,936 --> 01:20:01,635
[screams] No!
1744
01:20:01,637 --> 01:20:03,571
Let me see! Let me see!
1745
01:20:03,573 --> 01:20:05,037
"Penny, I honestly meant
what I said just now,
1746
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:06,206
but here's the thing.
1747
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:08,709
Con artists make
the best marks of all.
1748
01:20:08,711 --> 01:20:11,944
I was taught that by my nana.
Or as you may know her...
1749
01:20:11,946 --> 01:20:13,313
Medusa."
1750
01:20:13,315 --> 01:20:14,316
[gasps]
1751
01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:16,916
That means...
1752
01:20:16,918 --> 01:20:18,952
You're Thomas's nana.
1753
01:20:18,954 --> 01:20:21,854
- Oh, you sick perv!
- No! Christ, Penny!
1754
01:20:21,856 --> 01:20:23,756
Clearly, Thomas's nana
was Medusa,
1755
01:20:23,758 --> 01:20:26,227
and she passed the torch on to
him and now he's the new Medusa.
1756
01:20:26,229 --> 01:20:27,828
What is wrong with you?
1757
01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:30,199
He didn't transfer me
the Bitcoin back.
1758
01:20:32,068 --> 01:20:33,834
He still has my 500,000.
1759
01:20:33,836 --> 01:20:35,872
And my 500,000.
1760
01:20:37,906 --> 01:20:41,011
Did we just give that boy
a million dollars?
1761
01:20:42,211 --> 01:20:45,245
[yelling] Are you kidding me?
1762
01:20:45,247 --> 01:20:47,246
- Of all the lying...
- No!
1763
01:20:47,248 --> 01:20:49,116
...two-faced, conniving,
1764
01:20:49,118 --> 01:20:51,118
- cheating, slimy...
- Dude, are you serious?
1765
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,252
...millennial bastard
hacker grifter...
1766
01:20:52,254 --> 01:20:53,319
I'm so angry
and horny right now!
1767
01:20:53,321 --> 01:20:54,921
...shit-stain assholes,
1768
01:20:54,923 --> 01:20:56,493
he is the worst!
1769
01:20:57,426 --> 01:20:58,828
[breathing heavily]
1770
01:21:02,531 --> 01:21:05,635
But he is kinda awesome,
too, right?
1771
01:21:07,537 --> 01:21:10,039
[yelling]
1772
01:21:28,024 --> 01:21:32,225
Albert, I'm sorry for calling
your balls skeletal.
1773
01:21:32,227 --> 01:21:34,364
I know there's nothing
hard down there.
1774
01:21:34,930 --> 01:21:35,999
Suck it.
1775
01:21:42,971 --> 01:21:44,173
[Penny sighs]
1776
01:21:47,510 --> 01:21:49,809
Thanks for letting me
stay the extra two weeks.
1777
01:21:49,811 --> 01:21:51,612
One more than agreed upon.
1778
01:21:51,614 --> 01:21:54,148
Yeah, it was cozy, wasn't it?
1779
01:21:54,150 --> 01:21:55,752
[clicks tongue] Mmm!
1780
01:21:58,687 --> 01:22:00,556
What will
your next chapter be?
1781
01:22:01,824 --> 01:22:05,192
I was thinking
of going to Thailand.
1782
01:22:05,194 --> 01:22:06,859
Maybe Bangkok
1783
01:22:06,861 --> 01:22:08,498
or Phuket.
1784
01:22:10,766 --> 01:22:12,398
Phuket.
1785
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,501
No, that's not how you say it.
1786
01:22:14,503 --> 01:22:15,571
[sighs]
1787
01:22:22,078 --> 01:22:23,609
What's this?
1788
01:22:23,611 --> 01:22:27,313
It's your cut of the
"Lord of the Rings" con.
1789
01:22:27,315 --> 01:22:30,017
- Oh! [gasps]
- Minus expenses, of course.
1790
01:22:30,019 --> 01:22:33,219
Wardrobe, catering,
prosthetics, et cetera.
1791
01:22:33,221 --> 01:22:35,855
And the cost of the vases
that you broke.
1792
01:22:35,857 --> 01:22:37,558
And the plumbing issues
I caused.
1793
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,428
- What?
- Hmm?
1794
01:22:48,936 --> 01:22:50,703
[Josephine clears throat]
1795
01:22:50,705 --> 01:22:51,774
Au revoir.
1796
01:22:58,114 --> 01:23:01,048
[Thomas] Yello! Make a hole,
people. Make a hole.
1797
01:23:01,050 --> 01:23:02,750
'Scuse me, comin' through.
1798
01:23:02,752 --> 01:23:04,751
Come on, Ritchie
comin' through, baby.
1799
01:23:04,753 --> 01:23:07,121
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
Thank you very much.
1800
01:23:07,123 --> 01:23:09,290
Okay, yeah.
Thank you very much.
1801
01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:11,157
All right. Okay.
1802
01:23:11,159 --> 01:23:12,960
Intros.
1803
01:23:12,962 --> 01:23:14,760
Cathy! Cathy, baby,
you get that
1804
01:23:14,762 --> 01:23:16,264
rock-hard caboose
up here this minute.
1805
01:23:16,266 --> 01:23:17,630
[Cathy] Ritchie, slow down!
1806
01:23:17,632 --> 01:23:19,233
I have to catch my breath.
1807
01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:20,300
Oh, shut it, doll.
1808
01:23:20,302 --> 01:23:22,236
You're in mint condition
and you know it.
1809
01:23:22,238 --> 01:23:24,804
Okay, so here's the story.
1810
01:23:24,806 --> 01:23:28,442
I was showing Cathy here
some luxury property in Capri,
1811
01:23:28,444 --> 01:23:29,843
when I realized
that this lady's
1812
01:23:29,845 --> 01:23:31,478
got some high-class taste.
1813
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,647
And I don't just mean
for real estate, nope.
1814
01:23:33,649 --> 01:23:35,515
Cathy's an animal lover, see,
1815
01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:38,152
but she doesn't just like
regular doggies and birdies.
1816
01:23:38,154 --> 01:23:41,855
She likes special furry
friends who are maybe, oh,
1817
01:23:41,857 --> 01:23:43,823
a little illegal.
Is that right, Cathy?
1818
01:23:43,825 --> 01:23:46,327
Yes it is. Now, Cathy, what is
it you wanted to start?
1819
01:23:46,329 --> 01:23:48,328
It was a monastery
or something?
1820
01:23:48,330 --> 01:23:50,930
A rare animal sanctuary
and spa.
1821
01:23:50,932 --> 01:23:52,133
I love it.
1822
01:23:52,135 --> 01:23:53,434
So I say to Cathy,
1823
01:23:53,436 --> 01:23:54,867
"You'll have to meet
my friends."
1824
01:23:54,869 --> 01:23:56,402
We hopped in the dinghy,
1825
01:23:56,404 --> 01:23:58,673
we set sail, and here we are!
1826
01:23:58,675 --> 01:24:01,942
Cathy, I want y'all to meet
South Africa's
1827
01:24:01,944 --> 01:24:05,645
most celebrated and discreet
endangered species dealer,
1828
01:24:05,647 --> 01:24:08,016
Imka Bekker.
1829
01:24:16,659 --> 01:24:18,059
Say, what's wrong, Imka?
1830
01:24:18,061 --> 01:24:20,063
Exotic cat got your tongue?
1831
01:24:23,399 --> 01:24:25,233
[laughing] No.
1832
01:24:25,235 --> 01:24:26,701
[in South African accent]
Howzit, Cathy?
1833
01:24:26,703 --> 01:24:29,870
It's such a pleasure to meet
a fellow wildlife enthusiast.
1834
01:24:29,872 --> 01:24:31,404
I love the springboks, myself.
1835
01:24:31,406 --> 01:24:32,673
[Thomas] Oh! Me too. Me too.
1836
01:24:32,675 --> 01:24:34,575
Look at me
being a total jackass.
1837
01:24:34,577 --> 01:24:37,877
I forgot to introduce Imka's
right-hand woman.
1838
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:40,080
Ladies and gentlemen,
if y'all ever need
1839
01:24:40,082 --> 01:24:42,716
a crocodile just wrestled
into submission,
1840
01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:45,254
Sheila Malarkey is your gal.
1841
01:24:46,823 --> 01:24:49,389
Oh, but Sheila lost
her tongue tragically
1842
01:24:49,391 --> 01:24:54,163
to a very small but ferocious
red-crested wombat.
1843
01:24:55,330 --> 01:24:56,865
God bless her soul.
1844
01:24:57,667 --> 01:24:59,867
Shame.
1845
01:24:59,869 --> 01:25:02,538
She can sign, though.
Can't you, Sheila?
1846
01:25:04,205 --> 01:25:05,842
[Thomas] Yes. [laughs]
1847
01:25:06,609 --> 01:25:08,111
Yes, she can.
1848
01:25:12,681 --> 01:25:13,947
[both exclaim]
1849
01:25:13,949 --> 01:25:16,416
- [Thomas] Okey-dokey.
- Yoh. Okay, okay.
1850
01:25:16,418 --> 01:25:17,550
[Cathy] What's she saying?
1851
01:25:17,552 --> 01:25:18,618
Okey-dokey.
1852
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:20,286
She says, everyone, please,
1853
01:25:20,288 --> 01:25:24,224
up to the house and please
enjoy some of her ice cream.
1854
01:25:24,226 --> 01:25:25,425
That's right,
ladies and gentlemen.
1855
01:25:25,427 --> 01:25:26,593
Who likes ice cream?
1856
01:25:26,595 --> 01:25:27,862
I scream, you scream.
1857
01:25:27,864 --> 01:25:29,929
Everybody follow me,
ladies and gentlemen.
1858
01:25:29,931 --> 01:25:31,799
We're headin' up this
stone path, right here.
1859
01:25:31,801 --> 01:25:33,000
Cathy, take this.
1860
01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:34,902
Everybody, look at Cathy.
She's the alpha dog.
1861
01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:37,237
I want you to follow her
all the way up.
1862
01:25:37,239 --> 01:25:39,540
Keep going! At the top,
you're gonna find a little penguin man.
1863
01:25:39,542 --> 01:25:41,309
He's gonna spark the fuse
on the barbecue, baby,
1864
01:25:41,311 --> 01:25:43,876
'cause we're havin'
red meat, baby!
1865
01:25:43,878 --> 01:25:46,580
[whooping]
1866
01:25:46,582 --> 01:25:47,784
[laughing]
1867
01:25:50,285 --> 01:25:51,486
[Thomas sighs]
1868
01:25:55,925 --> 01:25:58,725
This year I made $6 million.
1869
01:25:58,727 --> 01:26:00,126
So far.
1870
01:26:00,128 --> 01:26:01,296
Impressive.
1871
01:26:01,997 --> 01:26:03,464
How irritating.
1872
01:26:03,466 --> 01:26:06,500
But together,
we could make so much more.
1873
01:26:06,502 --> 01:26:08,835
So much more.
1874
01:26:08,837 --> 01:26:12,104
You guys are fantastic
at what you do.
1875
01:26:12,106 --> 01:26:15,075
My nana would
absolutely love you.
1876
01:26:15,077 --> 01:26:16,943
The three of us...
1877
01:26:16,945 --> 01:26:18,980
that'd be one hell of a team.
1878
01:26:26,154 --> 01:26:27,520
You played me.
1879
01:26:27,522 --> 01:26:32,095
Penny, the only thing I never
lied about was you.
1880
01:26:42,270 --> 01:26:43,504
[sighs]
1881
01:26:43,506 --> 01:26:44,606
Listen...
1882
01:26:46,109 --> 01:26:48,175
First million pays us back.
1883
01:26:48,177 --> 01:26:50,611
The second million
will be your apology.
1884
01:26:50,613 --> 01:26:53,045
Yeah, and if you ever
double-cross us again,
1885
01:26:53,047 --> 01:26:55,816
I withhold sex
for a whole year.
1886
01:26:55,818 --> 01:26:57,017
Or six months.
1887
01:26:57,019 --> 01:26:59,886
No, let's go with 24 hours.
1888
01:26:59,888 --> 01:27:01,287
For like...
1889
01:27:01,289 --> 01:27:04,858
Until midmorning,
I will not be open as a shop.
1890
01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:06,160
- [sighs] You done?
- Okay.
1891
01:27:06,162 --> 01:27:08,062
So don't cross us ever again.
1892
01:27:08,064 --> 01:27:09,496
Deal.
1893
01:27:09,498 --> 01:27:11,801
So, are we doin' this?
1894
01:27:21,244 --> 01:27:22,977
[Todd] Come on!
They went down this way.
1895
01:27:22,979 --> 01:27:23,980
Hurry up!
1896
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,353
Damn it! We lost them.
1897
01:27:34,355 --> 01:27:36,523
How could you lose them?
1898
01:27:36,525 --> 01:27:39,192
How could you
give 'em £200,000?
1899
01:27:39,194 --> 01:27:42,028
Uh, designer nipples
are not cheap.
1900
01:27:42,030 --> 01:27:44,031
Plus, that's like
500 American dollars.
1901
01:27:44,033 --> 01:27:46,767
- It really isn't.
- Hey! Hey, buddy!
1902
01:27:46,769 --> 01:27:49,102
Did you see two women
run by here a minute ago?
1903
01:27:49,104 --> 01:27:52,673
Oh, uh, yeah,
with massive wads of cash?
1904
01:27:52,675 --> 01:27:53,773
- [Todd] Yeah.
- Yeah.
1905
01:27:53,775 --> 01:27:55,041
Uh, they ran that way.
1906
01:27:55,043 --> 01:27:56,742
Well, let's go!
1907
01:27:56,744 --> 01:27:59,414
Come on!
Radio for backup or somethin'.
1908
01:28:10,359 --> 01:28:13,129
Lucky Christmas dress,
you did it again.
1909
01:28:16,464 --> 01:28:18,564
I must say, Penny,
1910
01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:21,270
these outfits
are terribly clever.
1911
01:28:22,604 --> 01:28:24,006
Old but gold.
1912
01:28:25,941 --> 01:28:28,242
Happy Christmas.
1913
01:28:28,244 --> 01:28:29,542
Thomas, I got you a present.
1914
01:28:29,544 --> 01:28:30,777
[Thomas] Thank you, Santa.
1915
01:28:30,779 --> 01:28:32,447
[Josephine] Oh, I'm still here.
1916
01:32:03,624 --> 01:32:05,925
[Josephine] Hortense, is that
what that's used for?
1917
01:32:05,927 --> 01:32:07,794
I don't see any butter
on that knife.
1918
01:32:07,796 --> 01:32:10,796
Now, Enrique, you were saying
that even though you yourself
1919
01:32:10,798 --> 01:32:13,832
have benefited economically
from immigrating to America,
1920
01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:16,169
you don't feel
any additional Guatemalans
1921
01:32:16,171 --> 01:32:17,703
should be allowed
into Palm Beach?
1922
01:32:17,705 --> 01:32:20,473
Yes, I believe we're at the
tipping point in this moment...
1923
01:32:20,475 --> 01:32:22,276
What ist thou looking at?
1924
01:32:22,278 --> 01:32:24,644
Stop skulking in the corner.
1925
01:32:24,646 --> 01:32:27,980
Thy had thy hand
on Rosalind's bosom!
1926
01:32:27,982 --> 01:32:29,515
Dost thou deny it?
1927
01:32:29,517 --> 01:32:31,684
Oh, sweet Hortense
had her suitor's body exhumed
1928
01:32:31,686 --> 01:32:33,521
the day after he was trampled.
1929
01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:35,721
It's folly, though.
1930
01:32:35,723 --> 01:32:37,323
[whispers] The family
will never accept him.
1931
01:32:37,325 --> 01:32:39,392
You just don't like him
because he's black.
1932
01:32:39,394 --> 01:32:42,161
Sister, may I please sing
my song now?
1933
01:32:42,163 --> 01:32:43,830
Ooh, yes, of course,
darling, of course.
1934
01:32:43,832 --> 01:32:46,698
Hortense has written a song
to celebrate our engagement.
1935
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:48,301
Isn't that marvelous?
1936
01:32:48,303 --> 01:32:50,103
No, wait, I wanted the lute.
1937
01:32:50,105 --> 01:32:51,705
It is the lute.
1938
01:32:51,707 --> 01:32:52,708
[Penny] Hmm.
1939
01:32:55,043 --> 01:32:58,647
All right, this is
a Hortense original.
1940
01:32:59,881 --> 01:33:01,316
[strumming discordantly]
1941
01:33:04,919 --> 01:33:06,355
[vocalizing]
1942
01:33:08,422 --> 01:33:09,522
[singing] ♪ Wedding! ♪
1943
01:33:09,524 --> 01:33:10,926
[continues vocalizing]
1944
01:33:13,328 --> 01:33:14,330
♪ Death! ♪
1945
01:33:15,096 --> 01:33:17,863
[laughs and claps]
1946
01:33:17,865 --> 01:33:20,802
[voice trembles] She had the finest
tutors, but you can't teach talent.
1947
01:33:22,704 --> 01:33:24,205
Bon appetit!
1948
01:33:25,424 --> 01:33:30,424
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