1 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:21,250 [upbeat rock music playing] 2 00:00:28,674 --> 00:00:30,258 [PJ] Tonight is the fucking night, okay? 3 00:00:30,259 --> 00:00:33,887 We've looked like shit for years, and we are developing. 4 00:00:33,888 --> 00:00:35,847 I would say I'm actually mostly developed. 5 00:00:35,848 --> 00:00:39,058 We're finally hot. At least, according to me. 6 00:00:39,059 --> 00:00:40,518 We're getting out there. 7 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:42,061 We're getting in the cooch, my girl. 8 00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:44,773 We are getting in the puss and we're gettin' wet. 9 00:00:44,774 --> 00:00:46,441 Man, speak for yourself. 10 00:00:46,442 --> 00:00:48,568 Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year, 11 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:51,029 just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before. 12 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:53,490 Okay, well, I'm gonna talk to Brittany. 13 00:00:53,491 --> 00:00:54,574 I think that it's time. 14 00:00:54,575 --> 00:00:55,784 Oh, really? It's time? 15 00:00:55,785 --> 00:00:58,036 There wasn't time in the last 11 years 16 00:00:58,037 --> 00:00:59,579 we've all been going to school together? 17 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:00,872 I've been building tension. 18 00:01:00,873 --> 00:01:02,248 You know, you could say hi to Isabel. 19 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:03,374 Yeah, okay. 20 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,876 And just what would I say? 21 00:01:04,877 --> 00:01:08,338 Like, "Hey, girl, what's up? How's your boyfriend? 22 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:10,173 How's his penis? 23 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:13,176 Still awesome and big and throbbing and, uh, like a male penis?" 24 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:14,886 They could have broken up, you never know. 25 00:01:14,887 --> 00:01:16,679 The fair is like a completely fresh start. 26 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,349 I'm not doin' that with Isabel, you know what I mean? 27 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:22,602 Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin' the long game with her, okay? 28 00:01:22,603 --> 00:01:24,604 - Mmm. - Here's how it's gonna shake out. 29 00:01:24,605 --> 00:01:26,898 I don't speak to the bitch for years. 30 00:01:26,899 --> 00:01:30,109 Bam! It's the 20th high school reunion. 31 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:31,569 I show up, I'm in a little suit 32 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,655 like the lesbian I am, you know what I mean? 33 00:01:33,656 --> 00:01:34,864 It's probably white, okay? 34 00:01:34,865 --> 00:01:37,367 She looks at me, I look back at her. 35 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:39,452 What the fuck happened to her? 36 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:41,996 She's washed up. 37 00:01:41,997 --> 00:01:43,957 I mean Jeff has run her ragged. 38 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,085 That's when my ass swoops in, okay? 39 00:01:47,086 --> 00:01:50,672 That made me so sad. What? Okay. 40 00:01:50,673 --> 00:01:52,173 Josie, tick-tock. 41 00:01:52,174 --> 00:01:54,259 We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever. 42 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,219 Soon we're gonna be old hags in college. 43 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,471 Do you wanna be the only girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence? 44 00:01:58,472 --> 00:01:59,556 Yeah, honestly, maybe. 45 00:01:59,557 --> 00:02:01,140 I might have a good shot that way. 46 00:02:01,141 --> 00:02:04,520 I don't need this negative, really sad attitude. Please. 47 00:02:05,646 --> 00:02:07,273 What the fuck are you wearing? 48 00:02:09,441 --> 00:02:11,609 It's really not too late to turn around, you know? 49 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,403 I think you wanna be here. 50 00:02:13,404 --> 00:02:14,821 Who said that? 51 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,322 - Where'd you get that idea? - I'm just feeling... 52 00:02:16,323 --> 00:02:19,492 You're getting nervous because of how excited you are. 53 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:21,995 - No. No, no. - Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:23,872 Oh, and we're crossing. And we're getting in there. 55 00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:26,165 No, I can't, I'm sorry. Ahhh! Fuck, my arm! 56 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:27,458 There's nothing wrong with your arm. 57 00:02:27,459 --> 00:02:29,043 You have Munchausen's. 58 00:02:29,044 --> 00:02:30,753 Look, just follow my lead. 59 00:02:30,754 --> 00:02:32,130 - Hello, ladies. - [girl 1] Oh. 60 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:33,464 [girl 2 chuckles] Oh. You know what? 61 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:34,716 - Just keep going. - [PJ] How was your summer? 62 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:36,509 - Good to see you. - Okay, you know what? 63 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:37,969 Uh, it's not gonna happen, okay? 64 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:39,971 This school has such a gay problem. 65 00:02:39,972 --> 00:02:42,557 Okay, no. No one hates us for being gay. 66 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:46,144 Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. 67 00:02:46,145 --> 00:02:48,062 Like, look at Matthieu. 68 00:02:48,063 --> 00:02:49,856 [boy] Rock on, man. Killin' it. 69 00:02:49,857 --> 00:02:52,150 I love what you're doing with the school play. 70 00:02:52,151 --> 00:02:53,903 - Thanks, bitch. - [Matthieu and boy chuckle] 71 00:02:54,987 --> 00:02:57,155 - Fuck! - Yeah. 72 00:02:57,156 --> 00:02:58,656 Knocks it out of the park, every year. 73 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:00,617 - Every show. - Yeah. 74 00:03:00,618 --> 00:03:02,952 - [Isabel giggles] - [PJ] Ooh. Popcorn. 75 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:04,079 Don't mind if I do. 76 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:08,292 - [gentle music playing] - [laughing] 77 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:18,009 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Hazel. 78 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:20,345 Oh, hey, Hazel. How was your summer? 79 00:03:20,346 --> 00:03:22,555 Were you with your uncle at the slop farm? 80 00:03:22,556 --> 00:03:24,892 If you mean volunteering at the National Meat Association, 81 00:03:26,018 --> 00:03:27,393 yeah, it was good. 82 00:03:27,394 --> 00:03:28,811 What are you guys doing here? 83 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:29,896 You guys never come to the fair. 84 00:03:29,897 --> 00:03:31,189 What happened to your arm? 85 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:33,566 Oh, my God, she ate shit is what happened. 86 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:35,026 She ate literal shit? What the fuck? 87 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:37,195 - Mmm. - Or did you get beat up again? 88 00:03:37,196 --> 00:03:38,905 [Josie] No, I just tripped and I-- 89 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:40,907 Or were you jumped? Was it spy camp? 90 00:03:40,908 --> 00:03:42,450 Did you go to juvie? 91 00:03:42,451 --> 00:03:44,077 - Yeah, we went to juvie. - [man] Ladies and gentlemen... 92 00:03:44,078 --> 00:03:45,620 - Oh, my God, it was juvie? - ...it's time to get ready, 93 00:03:45,621 --> 00:03:49,290 get wild, and get horny for our very own Vikings! 94 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:51,125 Oh, my God, what did you do? 95 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:53,711 - [Josie yelping] - [man] And the man who will lead us to victory 96 00:03:53,712 --> 00:03:55,797 against the evil, maniacal, 97 00:03:55,798 --> 00:03:58,174 shit-eating Huntington Ferrets, 98 00:03:58,175 --> 00:04:00,593 let's hear it for Jeff! 99 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:02,261 [girl 3] Jeff! Have my babies! 100 00:04:02,262 --> 00:04:03,972 [girl 4] Jeff, fill me with your seed! 101 00:04:03,973 --> 00:04:05,431 - [crowd cheers] - [PJ groans] 102 00:04:05,432 --> 00:04:06,975 [PJ] I just don't get why girls like guys like that. 103 00:04:06,976 --> 00:04:09,769 It's like they're like dogs, or pigs, or is there a... 104 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,230 What's the grossest animal? 105 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:14,315 [girl 5] Jeff, come sign my tits! 106 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:16,485 - [whistle blows] - [girl 6] Eat my pussy! 107 00:04:18,362 --> 00:04:19,363 That's right. 108 00:04:21,073 --> 00:04:23,491 Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel. 109 00:04:23,492 --> 00:04:25,702 Gimme that. Josie, take this. Take this. 110 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:27,203 - Take this. - [Josie] No. 111 00:04:27,204 --> 00:04:28,705 Really quick. This is the moment. 112 00:04:28,706 --> 00:04:30,581 Stop yelling at me! 113 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:31,875 Could you give that back really quickly? 114 00:04:32,668 --> 00:04:34,002 - Hey, Brittany. - PJ. 115 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,713 [PJ] I am loving all the... 116 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,464 holes in your pants. 117 00:04:38,465 --> 00:04:39,590 Thanks. 118 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:41,592 You look like a little Dutch boy. 119 00:04:41,593 --> 00:04:42,719 [PJ] Thank you. 120 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,054 So, Britt... Can I call you Britt? 121 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:47,098 I prefer if you just called me my name. 122 00:04:47,099 --> 00:04:49,600 - Britt-a-nay. Um, but... - [Brittany] No, not that. 123 00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:51,227 [PJ] Brittany. 124 00:04:51,228 --> 00:04:52,729 Are you thinking of riding the Ferris wheel at all tonight? 125 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,231 I wasn't. I'm going on the puke and duke. 126 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:56,315 I need to pull trig. 127 00:04:56,316 --> 00:04:57,817 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 128 00:04:57,818 --> 00:04:59,027 I'm gonna say something crazy. 129 00:04:59,028 --> 00:05:02,655 I think you could eat food, 130 00:05:02,656 --> 00:05:05,241 digest it, let it marinate, poop it out. 131 00:05:05,242 --> 00:05:06,576 Mmm, gross. 132 00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:08,244 Maybe this? You want a bite of this? 133 00:05:08,245 --> 00:05:10,538 - [Brittany] Oh, no. - Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh. 134 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:12,415 You want a hot dog? We could go get hot dogs. 135 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,708 Oh, I don't know. 136 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:15,084 Yeah, we could get the bun and the ketchup. 137 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:17,211 - No bun. No. - You gotta get the bun. 138 00:05:17,212 --> 00:05:19,047 - Yes, you could. - No. 139 00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:21,090 No bun. [clears throat] Okay. 140 00:05:21,091 --> 00:05:23,384 Um, Isabel. 141 00:05:23,385 --> 00:05:25,678 Josie was just saying something similar to me. 142 00:05:25,679 --> 00:05:26,846 I don't think so. 143 00:05:26,847 --> 00:05:28,514 [PJ] I think so. It was really good. 144 00:05:28,515 --> 00:05:29,975 It was super funny. 145 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:33,519 [PJ clears throat] 146 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,483 You're just so-- You're skinny too, as well. 147 00:05:39,151 --> 00:05:40,985 I'm Josie, by the way, good evening. 148 00:05:40,986 --> 00:05:42,737 Yeah, you're skinny-- 149 00:05:42,738 --> 00:05:44,197 You're real skinny minnie, aren't ya? 150 00:05:44,198 --> 00:05:46,199 You probably should eat. 151 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,618 They're gonna send you to the hospital with how skinny you are. 152 00:05:48,619 --> 00:05:51,121 Uh-oh, call the doctor. Skinny girl, I see. 153 00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:54,874 Okay, do you guys want any of our tickets? 154 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,043 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 155 00:05:57,544 --> 00:06:00,797 [groans] Fuck! Fuck! 156 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:02,799 I don't want to say it, but we're fucked. 157 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,342 You know what? I'm good. 158 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:06,344 'Cause it's not gonna happen for me. 159 00:06:06,345 --> 00:06:07,804 If it's not happening here, 160 00:06:07,805 --> 00:06:10,556 then it's definitely not happening at Emerson, okay? 161 00:06:10,557 --> 00:06:12,767 I'm done trying to sow my damn oats. 162 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:14,852 - No. - I'm packing up my vagina 163 00:06:14,853 --> 00:06:16,437 and I'm fucking Matthieu. 164 00:06:16,438 --> 00:06:17,897 That's the only hope for me. 165 00:06:17,898 --> 00:06:19,440 - No. - It's me and Matthieu, man. 166 00:06:19,441 --> 00:06:20,858 And 'cause he's gay and fearless, 167 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:22,652 he's probably gonna fuck me without protection. 168 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:23,861 Then I'm gonna get pregnant. 169 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:24,946 We're going to have to join a church. 170 00:06:24,947 --> 00:06:26,239 He'll be the gay pastor. 171 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,824 My whole life's fucked! 172 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:29,659 And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, 173 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:31,410 but everybody knows he's fruity. 174 00:06:31,411 --> 00:06:33,830 Everybody knows he's fucking fruity! 175 00:06:33,831 --> 00:06:36,541 By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us 176 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,209 'cause he knows we're both closeted, 177 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,378 but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. 178 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:41,796 And yeah, guess what? 179 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:44,632 The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! 180 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:47,009 He's fucking the evangelist! 181 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:49,929 [crying] I don't wanna live like that. 182 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:52,765 Will you come and visit us on Sundays? 183 00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:56,644 Please, will you come and visit us on Sundays? 184 00:06:56,645 --> 00:06:59,564 - [Jeff] Isabel. - [Isabel] Leave me alone! 185 00:06:59,565 --> 00:07:00,940 - Stop following me. - Wait, shut up. 186 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,191 - What? - Look. 187 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:04,068 - [Isabel] Don't touch me. - Isabel, baby. 188 00:07:04,069 --> 00:07:05,486 My teeny, tiny baby girl. 189 00:07:05,487 --> 00:07:07,655 Why do you always have to flirt with other women? 190 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,907 It doesn't count if they're not in high school. 191 00:07:09,908 --> 00:07:11,242 Especially Mrs. Reilly! 192 00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:13,244 - Josie, offer her a ride. - I don't think so. 193 00:07:13,245 --> 00:07:14,328 Yes, come on. 194 00:07:14,329 --> 00:07:15,872 ...Irish Catholic. 195 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:17,290 - And I'm regular Christian! - [groaning in frustration] 196 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,041 - [PJ] Josie, ask her. Come on. - [Josie] PJ, stop. 197 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:20,918 [Jeff grunts] You're hurting my head. 198 00:07:20,919 --> 00:07:23,379 You're attacking me, and it's giving me a migraine. 199 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:25,756 And it's giving me PTSD about all the other times I've had migraines. 200 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:27,675 - Just do it now. - No. 201 00:07:27,676 --> 00:07:29,553 - Just go fucking ask her. - No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride? 202 00:07:30,429 --> 00:07:31,430 Isabel. 203 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,265 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 204 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:35,683 - [Jeff] Isabel... - [Isabel breathes heavily] 205 00:07:35,684 --> 00:07:37,185 Get out of the car. 206 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:38,519 You can't tell me what to do. 207 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,396 - Yeah, no, he can't. - [Jeff] Okay, 208 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:43,441 I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly 209 00:07:43,442 --> 00:07:45,568 and lightly grazed her left tit, all right? 210 00:07:45,569 --> 00:07:47,820 - Move, you prick! - [groans] 211 00:07:47,821 --> 00:07:49,864 Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick." 212 00:07:49,865 --> 00:07:51,032 Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay? 213 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:53,784 I do not talk to girls in overalls. 214 00:07:53,785 --> 00:07:56,037 - Hey. - Okay, I might be ugly, but these aren't overalls. 215 00:07:56,038 --> 00:07:58,539 Isabel, get out of the freaking car! Get out! 216 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,208 Get out! Come on. 217 00:08:00,209 --> 00:08:01,375 - I feel like we should just drive. - Drive. 218 00:08:01,376 --> 00:08:02,668 - Drive. - Let's just go. 219 00:08:02,669 --> 00:08:04,253 Please. You're being really mean right now. 220 00:08:04,254 --> 00:08:05,588 - He'll move. - He's not moving. 221 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:06,714 [Isabel] He's gonna move. 222 00:08:06,715 --> 00:08:08,132 - [PJ] We're about to drive. - Isabel. 223 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:10,134 - Drive. He'll move. - [PJ] Just drive. Josie, go. 224 00:08:10,135 --> 00:08:12,595 - Three, two one... - Pedal to the metal. Drive! 225 00:08:12,596 --> 00:08:13,764 [tires screech] 226 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:18,518 [squealing] 227 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,439 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 228 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,650 Jeff? 229 00:08:25,943 --> 00:08:27,360 Jeff! 230 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:28,653 - [Jeff groaning] - [Josie] - Are you... Are you okay? 231 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:29,820 When people move cars, don't people move? 232 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,614 Jeffrey, I'm coming! I'm coming! 233 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,199 You're not alone. You're not alone. 234 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,743 - Back up! Back up! [screams] - We didn't even do anything. 235 00:08:35,744 --> 00:08:39,080 - No, come here. [grunting] - [groaning] 236 00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:40,331 - Man down! Man down! - [Jeff] You! 237 00:08:40,332 --> 00:08:41,666 [PJ] Oh, my God. 238 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,376 - I'm... I'm blacking out. - No, stay with me. 239 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:44,669 [PJ] We should go. Let's go. 240 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,128 - Let's go. - Yeah. Okay. 241 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:47,713 Let's just kind of peel on out. 242 00:08:47,714 --> 00:08:49,215 - [Josie] Fine. - What did you do to him? 243 00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:51,133 Buckle it for me. Fuck! 244 00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:53,469 - [Jeff wailing] - You fucking cowards! 245 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,638 You better fucking run! 246 00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:58,516 [Jeff] I don't understand. What the fuck? [sobs] 247 00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,769 [yelling] They're not gonna get away with this! 248 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,146 [Jeff crying] 249 00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,440 {\an8}[Principal Meyers, over PA] Attention. 250 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,359 The library is out of use again. 251 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,486 Huntington shot up our remaining books, 252 00:09:10,487 --> 00:09:14,240 so there will be no reading again this year. Thank you. 253 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:17,159 Oh, Brittany was just so cute last night. 254 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,330 Like, "No, I can't eat a hot dog. 255 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:24,166 I know I won't even digest it. 256 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,334 I have to throw up." 257 00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,378 And I was, like, "You can have it." 258 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,505 She's like, "No, not, just... 259 00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,049 Maybe, but not the bun." 260 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:34,052 Oh, it was just really sweet. 261 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:35,970 You had to be there. 262 00:09:35,971 --> 00:09:37,055 I was there. 263 00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:39,307 Are you serious? 264 00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:41,017 I got "faggot number two" this time? 265 00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:42,685 You're the sidekick, not me. 266 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,729 'Sup, Ted? How's the family? 267 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,690 Sick. Yeah, you know what to do. 268 00:09:47,649 --> 00:09:49,358 Thanks. 269 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:51,861 Do you feel like people are looking at us? Like, more than usual? 270 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,529 I don't know. Did you period yourself? 271 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,741 Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie. 272 00:09:57,117 --> 00:09:58,451 Hi. 273 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,578 [ominous music playing] 274 00:10:00,579 --> 00:10:02,246 Holy shit. Are you guys okay? 275 00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:03,789 What? Yeah. 276 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,374 - Why wouldn't we be okay? - [Mr. G] All right, kiddos. 277 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,335 Welcome back to class. 278 00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:09,211 Hey! The prep club worked hard on those. 279 00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:10,504 That belongs to the school. 280 00:10:10,505 --> 00:10:12,381 Oh, cool. So, does your vagina. 281 00:10:12,382 --> 00:10:13,632 [scoffs] Nice try, PJ, 282 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,551 but my vagina belongs to the government. 283 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,553 All right, check it out. 284 00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,931 - Today I got a special lesson for all of you. - Josie, so, how'd you do it? 285 00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:21,307 Do what? 286 00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,435 [grunts, pants] 287 00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:26,145 [boy] Holy shit. Is he okay? 288 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:27,481 [Mr. G] Hey, you good, man? 289 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:30,858 - [Jeff groans] - What the fuck? 290 00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:33,152 - [Mr. G] Yeah, okay, so... - What the fuck? 291 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,236 [Mr. G] Meanwhile, back at the ranch... 292 00:10:34,237 --> 00:10:35,654 Okay, so, did he fight back? 293 00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:37,198 No, literally, how did it go? Did he fight back? 294 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,949 - I hope you broke a bone. - If you need a shoulder 295 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,576 or anything, just let me know... 296 00:10:40,577 --> 00:10:42,119 I heard you did something to him, I just don't know what. 297 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,371 ...and I'll totally let you lean on me. 298 00:10:43,372 --> 00:10:45,414 No, but like honestly, how did you do it? 299 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:47,124 Oh, my God. Annie, they went to juvie. 300 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,250 That's how, okay? 301 00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,086 [Jeff] Hey. Hey. Hey, you. 302 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,629 Overall bitch. 303 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,464 This is you. 304 00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:55,424 - [students gasp] - God damn it, Jeff. 305 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,926 What the fuck? 306 00:10:56,927 --> 00:10:59,387 Hey, you couldn't make that analogy with your fists? 307 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:00,805 [PA chimes] 308 00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:03,265 [over PA] Hello, this is Principal Meyers 309 00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,184 with an important Huntington update. 310 00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:06,811 So, listen to this girl. 311 00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:09,897 [Shelly] Last night, outside the fair, 312 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,690 a Huntington player followed me home, 313 00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:14,902 pinned me against my car and punched me in the face. 314 00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:17,905 And now my face is totally fucked. 315 00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:20,074 [Sylvie] Fuck. 316 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,826 [Principal Meyers] We haven't faced the violence of Huntington for 20 years. 317 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,494 They think they can get in our heads 318 00:11:23,495 --> 00:11:25,704 by picking on our weak and defenseless. 319 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,581 Well, we can't let them break our spirit, folks. 320 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,291 Keep your heads in the game. 321 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:30,376 They're gonna pork us! 322 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:31,794 - We're fucked! - I'm screwed. 323 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,129 Hey. Hey, calm down just a little bit. 324 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,797 [sarcastically] Oh, great. More violence. 325 00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:35,881 Just what this school needs. 326 00:11:35,882 --> 00:11:37,299 [bell rings] 327 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,634 Seriously, that's... that's it? 328 00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,678 - That's class? - Latte. [snaps fingers] 329 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,762 Get my shit. 330 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,639 [PJ] Solid class. 331 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,974 [Hazel groans] 332 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,184 [Isabel] Hey. 333 00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:50,187 Josie, right? 334 00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:53,650 I heard you, like, beat up my boyfriend last night? 335 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,695 Um, weren't you there? 336 00:11:57,696 --> 00:11:59,655 I heard you guys ate literal shit 337 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:02,032 - and killed girls in juvie. - [PJ] Really? 338 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,493 Um, what did you think about that? 339 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,036 - [PA chimes] - [Principal Meyers] Excuse me. 340 00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:08,747 Could the ugly, untalented gays 341 00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:10,708 please report to the principal's office? 342 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,710 Guess that's you guys. 343 00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:15,337 Hello, Principal Meyers. First of all, I want to say, God bless-- 344 00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:17,965 - Shut up. You know why you're here. - I don't, actually... 345 00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:19,675 For committing a crime against Jeff. 346 00:12:19,676 --> 00:12:22,136 Our quarterback and the most good-looking, 347 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,972 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man this town has ever seen. 348 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,056 Sir, please, look in the mirror. 349 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,725 - Shush. - Okay. 350 00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:32,146 The homecoming game with Huntington is nearly a month away. 351 00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:33,522 Do you know how long we've been working toward this? 352 00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,274 - Yes. - Yes. It's everywhere. 353 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,567 - [Josie] Twenty years. - [PJ] Couldn't be clearer. 354 00:12:36,568 --> 00:12:37,651 [Josie] I think I can explain. 355 00:12:37,652 --> 00:12:38,986 I can explain. 356 00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:41,030 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us. 357 00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,531 [Principal Meyers] Ha! Sure. 358 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,992 You're all victims, and girls are always right. Right? 359 00:12:44,993 --> 00:12:46,327 Yeah, actually. 360 00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,412 How come you can't buck up 361 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,123 and learn to protect yourselves without running somebody over? 362 00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:54,293 Maybe it's because we're small and he's giant. 363 00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:57,046 So, we needed to use a little machinery. 364 00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,631 Did you ever think of that, sir? 365 00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:00,799 - Can we just explain ourselves? - Maybe I should buy a gun. 366 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,135 Okay. What? What? Don't buy a gun. Nobody said buy a gun. 367 00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,137 - Can we just calm down, everybody. - Zip it. 368 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,847 - You know what? - What? 369 00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:09,391 - I'm gonna expel you both. - No! 370 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:10,976 - No! No! - [Principal Meyers] Yes! Yes! 371 00:13:10,977 --> 00:13:14,480 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding. 372 00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,692 - Really? - We were just practicing... 373 00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:20,820 for... 374 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:26,743 for our self-defense club. 375 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,913 Self-defense-- What is that? 376 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,374 - [Josie] Uh... - Is it like a fight club? 377 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,417 - Well, here's the thing-- - Yes! Yes! 378 00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,378 - Uh... - Yes! Yes! 379 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,712 A fight club. 380 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:41,215 Where we fuckin' beat each other up and shit. 381 00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,299 - No, we don't. - Yes. 382 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,676 No, we don't. Shut up. 383 00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:45,135 Okay, you know what? I don't care. Fuck it! 384 00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:46,512 - I don't care. - You're over it, okay. 385 00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,556 Yeah. You can beat the shit out of each other 386 00:13:48,557 --> 00:13:50,349 while you perform The Vagina Monologues. 387 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:53,060 Just stay in your lane until you're munching beaver at Wesleyan. 388 00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:54,895 Yes, sir. 389 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:57,231 [Hazel] I can't believe they're letting you guys start a fight club. 390 00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,608 No, they're... they're not. We are not. 391 00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,110 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it. 392 00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:02,194 We're doing it. 393 00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:04,113 PJ, I wasn't being serious. 394 00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:07,700 Josie, did you see the way that Isabel and Brittany were looking at us? 395 00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,494 - [Josie groans] - Also, you heard the announcements. 396 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:11,704 Girls are terrified. 397 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:13,414 It's perfect. They need this. 398 00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,041 Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe. 399 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:19,253 We can't do that, okay? We'd be misleading them. 400 00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,504 Guys do that all the time, okay? 401 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:21,672 That's the point of feminism. 402 00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,048 That's not the point of feminism. 403 00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:24,925 You also don't care about feminism. 404 00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,218 Your favorite show is Entourage. 405 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:27,761 You're missing the point! 406 00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,763 I don't really think I am. We don't know how to fight. 407 00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:31,307 You guys probably fought girls in juvie. 408 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,100 No, we were lying about that, obviously. 409 00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:34,602 - [grunts frustratedly] - About juvie? 410 00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,437 - [PJ] Yeah, I mean, what? - Why would you lie to me? 411 00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:37,855 You were the one who said we went to juvie. 412 00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:39,273 I just didn't correct you. 413 00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:41,567 Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. 414 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,861 You try to punch me in the face, I stop it from happening. 415 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,030 Whatever. I don't care. It's easy. 416 00:14:46,031 --> 00:14:48,282 Look, this is how we do this. 417 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:49,700 Okay, we start with Taekwondo. 418 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:51,076 Which I've got covered. 419 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:53,203 And then you guys can move on to air punches. 420 00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,288 [PJ] Hub-bub-bub-bub. 421 00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:55,873 Who do we know? Who do we know? 422 00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,124 I'll bring Stella-Rebecca. 423 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,667 [Josie and PJ] You know Stella-Rebecca? 424 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,419 Stella-Rebecca who models at car conventions 425 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,546 - in Chicago on the weekends? - Yeah, we're family friends. 426 00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:04,715 Okay, great. Well, then bring her. 427 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,799 [Josie sighs] 428 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,551 - Josie. - What? 429 00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:09,053 - We're doing this. - No. 430 00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:10,763 Yeah. Listen to me. 431 00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,514 We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves 432 00:15:12,515 --> 00:15:15,517 against the evil, Huntington killers. 433 00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,186 They are grateful to us. 434 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,730 We build a community, we bond, 435 00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:21,982 we share, we connect. 436 00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,985 We're punching each other, adrenaline is flowing. 437 00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:26,445 Next thing you know, 438 00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,197 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouths. 439 00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:29,616 - [player 1] Jeffrey! - [PJ] Josie... 440 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,785 Isabel knew your name. 441 00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:34,870 - [player 2] Back from the dead. - If we do this... 442 00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,081 - Mmm-hmm. - Very big "if," 443 00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:38,707 we just run the risk of becoming 444 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,626 even bigger losers than we already are right now. 445 00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:43,003 And I hate to break it to you, but we're pretty big losers. 446 00:15:43,004 --> 00:15:45,339 And that is the beauty. That is the beauty of this. 447 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,008 Because we are literally at the bottom. 448 00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:49,176 We're the lowest of the low. 449 00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:50,719 - Okay. - We have nowhere to go but up. 450 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,847 Listen, I think this is a good idea, okay? 451 00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:56,517 There's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 452 00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:58,727 Not the point, Hazel. Not the point. 453 00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:01,230 Yeah, I mean, we just felt like 454 00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:03,858 there's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 455 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,737 Anyways, totally come by. See you later. 456 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,781 What's your plan here? 457 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,491 I don't need a plan. 458 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,619 My mom has a business. All we have to do is yell. 459 00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,080 [upbeat electronic music playing] 460 00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,374 [PJ sighs] 461 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:21,959 Okay. 462 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,169 What's up, lads? 463 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:25,421 What the fuck? 464 00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:27,506 - These girls are ugly. - [Josie] Okay. 465 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,007 Where is Stella? 466 00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:30,634 She was booked for a car convention. 467 00:16:30,635 --> 00:16:32,261 What? It's a Monday. 468 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,929 [Josie] Um, maybe we should go 469 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,139 - before someone cool shows up? - [door opens] 470 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,724 Before I die? Pick one. 471 00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:39,309 [Sylvie] Hey, Hazel. Thanks for the invite. 472 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,270 I love David Fincher. 473 00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,814 - [sighs] Oh, my God. Well... - See? 474 00:16:43,815 --> 00:16:46,817 I guess Sylvie's cute if she lost her braces 475 00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:48,402 and stopped huffing paint. 476 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:50,237 [Josie] She'll never stop huffing paint. 477 00:16:50,238 --> 00:16:51,405 [Hazel] So, I thought we'd start... 478 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:52,490 Um... 479 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,451 - Okay. - Sorry. 480 00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:56,702 [PJ] All right. 481 00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:59,955 Listen up, you cunt-sucking pieces of shit. 482 00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,707 Welcome to our fucking fight club. 483 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,542 Um, it's a self-defense club. 484 00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:04,877 It's not really, "Fight." 485 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:08,464 So, as we know, Huntington is on the prowl, 486 00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:10,174 and they're picking on the weak 487 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,843 and defenseless, meaning all of you. 488 00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:15,554 So, we're gonna teach you how to not take shit. 489 00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:17,723 We're gonna start with dropkicks, 490 00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:20,017 tackling, little bit of knife play. 491 00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,685 Then, punch-bucket, 492 00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,687 which is when we throw you in a bucket 493 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:25,856 and we punch you until you bleed. 494 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:29,902 Before that, perhaps stretches, icebreakers, and trust falls. 495 00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,111 Is that what happened to you in juvie? 496 00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:33,238 - Mmm. No. No. - No. 497 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,324 Juvie was way crazier. 498 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,409 One time, this girl's punching me in the rain. 499 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,536 Fall to my knees. It's muddy. 500 00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:42,372 I get up. I'm blind. 501 00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:44,751 Punch her right in the middle of her face. 502 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,711 Broke her fuckin' nose. 503 00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:48,587 Josie? 504 00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:49,756 Care to share? 505 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,384 Yeah, all right. 506 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,220 Juvie was insane. 507 00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:59,556 Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, 508 00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:02,477 so I took her outside and I punched her till she died. 509 00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:05,896 So, you killed a girl? 510 00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,773 Uh, no. 511 00:18:07,774 --> 00:18:10,943 Because the ambulance came and revived her 512 00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,278 and we actually had a really productive conversation 513 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,239 when she came back to life, so... 514 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,075 Um, since Josie literally killed a girl-- 515 00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,868 She came back to life. 516 00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:22,538 Mmm. But I remember her being dead for at least a couple minutes. 517 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,540 Josie is gonna start by showing you all 518 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,708 how to effectively throw a solid punch. 519 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,086 Josie, if you'll step forward. 520 00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:30,462 No, I don't wanna do that. 521 00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,464 - What's the problem? - There's no problem. I just... 522 00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:34,049 No, I'm just not gonna do it. 523 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,634 Come on, they wanna see the punch. 524 00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,803 - They don't wanna see it. - They wanna see. Look at them. 525 00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,137 They wanna see the punch. 526 00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:40,222 Who am I gonna punch? 527 00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:41,598 Punch me. Just punch me. 528 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:43,267 - Punch you? - Yeah, come on. 529 00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,351 I can punch you. 530 00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,853 Yeah. I know how to take a punch. 531 00:18:45,854 --> 00:18:47,229 Something people would always say, 532 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,355 "PJ knows how to take a punch." 533 00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:49,606 - Come on up. - [Josie grunts] 534 00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:51,860 Oh! [groans, thuds] 535 00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:53,695 Oh, fuck! 536 00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:56,990 - [Josie sighs] - [PJ breathing heavily] 537 00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:02,327 Will there an advisor for this club? 538 00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:04,079 Because we'll be suspended if there isn't. 539 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,164 Who is gonna be dumb enough to endorse a club 540 00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,167 where we punch each other in the face? 541 00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:12,130 The Holocaust. It happened. 542 00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,882 Yes, it did. 543 00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:17,968 But how? The seeds were sown in the Treaty of Versailles, 544 00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,888 which y'all are gonna reenact while I do some little reading over here. 545 00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,807 [PJ] I mean, he's perfect. 546 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:24,892 [Josie] No. 547 00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:26,184 - What? - No. 548 00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:27,769 Please. 549 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,521 Dude, we're not fucking doing this. I broke your nose. 550 00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:31,398 Yeah, and I've never had so many girls look at me in my life. 551 00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:32,691 Fuck! When did you show up? 552 00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,192 Hey, guys. [chuckles] 553 00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:36,737 I just wanted to say thank you so much for last night. 554 00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:39,781 It was just so great, and I was thinking, 555 00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:41,575 like, if Huntington and me were in an alleyway 556 00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:44,703 and they were coming at me with, like, swords and, like, knives 557 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,496 and, like, guns and stuff, 558 00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,708 and you taught me how to punch like that, then I wouldn't die. 559 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,210 - That's so great, Sylvie. - Okay. 560 00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:53,462 But, unfortunately, 561 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,172 Josie doesn't want to do the club anymore. 562 00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:56,965 What? Why? 563 00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,050 I don't know. 564 00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,843 Why? It was just so empowering. 565 00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,136 What was empowering? 566 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:04,097 - Oh, my God, hi. Um... - [players groaning] 567 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:06,350 Just, we have a fight club. It was our fight club 568 00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:09,478 for, um, female solidarity at this school, which we lack. 569 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,981 - [bell rings] - Isabel, let's go. 570 00:20:16,569 --> 00:20:19,071 [Isabel giggles] Hi, boo-boo. 571 00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,530 - I'm so strong. - [Isabel giggles] 572 00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:22,575 [whimsical music playing] 573 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,161 I mean... 574 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,497 [chuckling mischievously] 575 00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:32,626 - [PJ] Mr. G, G-man, G-dog. - [Josie sighs] 576 00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,127 Great class today. 577 00:20:34,128 --> 00:20:36,129 Hey, uh, girl. 578 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,631 Thanks for coming in today. 579 00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:39,925 We have to come in. It's class. 580 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,135 Try telling Dimitri Walker that. 581 00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:45,472 Little motherfucker came the first week and I ain't seen him since. 582 00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:47,057 Dimitri Walker committed suicide 583 00:20:47,058 --> 00:20:48,809 the first week of school, Mr. G. 584 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:51,311 [chuckles] Sure, he did. 585 00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:55,732 Anyways, um, we were wondering if you wanted to be our club advisor. 586 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,943 - What kind of club is that? - [PJ] It's a women's club. 587 00:20:57,944 --> 00:20:59,821 We talk about women's issues. 588 00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:02,991 For example, periods, 589 00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,117 declining egg count, 590 00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:06,284 skirts... 591 00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:07,536 Skirts? 592 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,414 But long ones. Long denim skirts. 593 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,709 Feminism is what she's saying. Feminism as a... as a whole. 594 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,794 Why don't you just ask one of the female teachers? 595 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,379 Mmm. Thought about that, but we hate them. 596 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,380 - Makes sense. - [PJ] Yeah. 597 00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:20,132 Listen. I'm kind of, 598 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,384 you know, retiling the bathroom. 599 00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:25,053 - [PJ] Mmm-hmm. - Uh, I gotta be at the co-op. 600 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:28,056 And I'm also dealing with some relationship drama, so... 601 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,850 Back to the club, 602 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,727 maybe this will be a great way to take your mind off of stuff. 603 00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:33,437 [Josie] Can I be honest? You're a man 604 00:21:33,438 --> 00:21:35,063 who's not coping with what's going on. 605 00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:36,523 - Yeah. - You know what? 606 00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:39,151 My mom did say I need to pick up a hobby. 607 00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:40,360 And here's one thing 608 00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,695 - my mom's always said to me. - [PJ] Mmm. 609 00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:44,823 Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, 610 00:21:44,824 --> 00:21:46,450 - don't show up. - Yeah. 611 00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,785 [Josie] It's, like, you can be our club advisor, 612 00:21:48,786 --> 00:21:50,704 - but you don't even come to the dang club. - No. 613 00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:52,831 By the way, great way to be an ally. 614 00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:54,082 That's my favorite way to be an ally. 615 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,251 You just say you're doing something 616 00:21:56,252 --> 00:21:58,003 and then you don't do any of those things. 617 00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,172 You know what I mean? You say, "I support women." You don't. 618 00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:01,798 Don't come. Yeah. 619 00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:05,595 You know what? I'll sign off on your period club. 620 00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:07,637 - Amazing. - What? 621 00:22:07,638 --> 00:22:08,889 - Yeah. - Really? 622 00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,183 - Okay. - [PJ] So cool. 623 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:11,934 [grunts] 624 00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,065 How many girls go to this school, again? 625 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:21,818 Oh, my God, and again, they're all sixes at best. 626 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,071 Hey, guys. 627 00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:26,865 [PJ] Mmm. Well, at least Stella-Rebecca is here. 628 00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,993 Are you stressed? Because I'm stressed. 629 00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,037 [Mr. G] Hey, ladies. 630 00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:34,123 Let's get it popping in this motherfucker. 631 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,334 All right. Um... 632 00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:38,628 Hello, everybody. 633 00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:40,712 Okay, excuse me. 634 00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:42,172 Sorry, I feel... Sorry. 635 00:22:42,173 --> 00:22:43,465 Um... 636 00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,051 [loud thumping] 637 00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:48,638 Everybody, shut the fuck up! 638 00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:59,273 This isn't a little hangout, okay? 639 00:23:00,608 --> 00:23:03,777 Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime. 640 00:23:03,778 --> 00:23:08,199 There are serious rules that we need to establish, 'kay? 641 00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,077 First... 642 00:23:12,411 --> 00:23:13,412 listen. 643 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:14,914 Second, 644 00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:18,668 be on time. 645 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,294 Yeah. 646 00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:23,047 Except for you. You come whenever you want. 647 00:23:24,715 --> 00:23:26,216 What time is it? 648 00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:28,009 - [Annie] 3:30. - 3:30! 649 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,638 Club starts at 3:15. 650 00:23:31,889 --> 00:23:33,224 Not 3:16. 651 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:36,893 [scoffs] Not 3:17, 652 00:23:36,894 --> 00:23:41,439 but the doors close at 3:15. 653 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,192 No exceptions. 654 00:23:44,193 --> 00:23:45,902 I don't care if you're like... 655 00:23:45,903 --> 00:23:48,738 - [door opens] - "Oh, but I had to go to extra help for math 656 00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:52,534 because I... I need to get a full ride 657 00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:54,077 because my mom lives in a trailer 658 00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:56,329 and she loves her boyfriend more than me." 659 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,498 La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah. 660 00:23:58,499 --> 00:24:00,125 Shut up, okay? 661 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:03,713 My dad left me, and I'm incredibly punctual. 662 00:24:10,595 --> 00:24:12,679 Um, hey, guys. Come on in. 663 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,972 Nice. 664 00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:15,932 [PJ] Uh, we're just getting started here. 665 00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:17,560 So, um... 666 00:24:19,312 --> 00:24:21,313 Today I think we're gonna start with some body contact. 667 00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:23,064 We're gonna do wrestling. 668 00:24:23,065 --> 00:24:25,358 I think I need a volunteer. 669 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,110 Brittany, you're close to me. You wanna... 670 00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:29,196 I'm sorry. I thought we weren't allowed to be late. 671 00:24:29,197 --> 00:24:31,615 - That's not true. It's about... - Oh, that's about next week. 672 00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:32,949 - Yeah, next week. - So, the rules for next week. 673 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:34,367 Don't be late. 674 00:24:34,368 --> 00:24:35,619 - But this week is good... - [PJ] Yeah. No worries. 675 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,870 ...if you're late. Take it easy. 676 00:24:36,871 --> 00:24:38,079 Okay, I'm sorry. I just want to make sure. 677 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,081 This is a self-defense class, right? 678 00:24:40,082 --> 00:24:41,333 Where we can learn to protect ourselves 679 00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:42,959 against, like, football players. 680 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,046 And Huntington? 'Cause, um, they're gonna pork us. 681 00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:48,465 [chuckles nervously, sighs] They're gonna pork us. 682 00:24:48,466 --> 00:24:50,550 I thought we were fighting each other for money. 683 00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:51,968 There's a cash prize, right? 684 00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:53,929 [Isabel] I thought this was to be part of, like, 685 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,265 a local underprivileged female community. 686 00:24:58,184 --> 00:25:00,143 My identity is completely attached to hers, 687 00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:02,771 so I just kind of go wherever she goes. 688 00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:03,939 Everyone's here for a good reason. 689 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,482 So, uh, you know, like... 690 00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:09,069 - Why are we nitpicking reasons? - Yeah. How about this? 691 00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:11,071 - Let's jump in. Right? - Yeah. For sure. 692 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,489 - Love that. - [PJ] Yeah. 693 00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:14,533 - I'll go. - Great. Yeah. 694 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:21,331 - [Annie grunts] - Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey. 695 00:25:21,332 --> 00:25:22,666 I don't know about this shit. 696 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:25,085 What the hell? You didn't even warn me. 697 00:25:25,086 --> 00:25:27,170 Okay, we didn't get warnings at juvie. 698 00:25:27,171 --> 00:25:28,588 - Look. - [Josie] We can take it slower. 699 00:25:28,589 --> 00:25:30,006 - [PJ] Okay. - Maybe, yeah, try that. 700 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:31,633 Take that route. Little slower. 701 00:25:31,634 --> 00:25:34,177 Look. You just use your natural instincts, just come at me. 702 00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,388 Whatever you want, 'kay? 703 00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:37,597 - [PJ grunts] - Oh, fuck. 704 00:25:37,598 --> 00:25:38,932 - [girls gasp] - [PJ] Okay. 705 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:41,559 That's great. I say that we go again. 706 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,228 - Oh! - [Annie] Ow, fuck! My back. 707 00:25:43,229 --> 00:25:45,313 Oh, shit. Man, we gotta shut this down. 708 00:25:45,314 --> 00:25:46,898 We don't have to shut it down. She's fine. 709 00:25:46,899 --> 00:25:48,525 - Are you fine? Are you okay? - Yeah, she's okay. 710 00:25:48,526 --> 00:25:50,443 - She's totally fine. - Shut this shit down. 711 00:25:50,444 --> 00:25:52,445 - [Josie] No, wait, Mr. G. - Shut this shit down. 712 00:25:52,446 --> 00:25:53,863 No, don't blow the whistle. Don't blow the whistle. 713 00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,782 I know that, 714 00:25:55,783 --> 00:25:58,660 you know, this is a little messy right now 715 00:25:58,661 --> 00:26:00,704 but, like, the only way 716 00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:04,083 that we can learn how to defend ourselves is by teaching each other. 717 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,460 Huntington is coming. 718 00:26:07,461 --> 00:26:09,170 [inspirational music playing] 719 00:26:09,171 --> 00:26:10,339 We need this. 720 00:26:11,882 --> 00:26:14,884 I know that things might seem scary, 721 00:26:14,885 --> 00:26:17,054 but that's okay, because... 722 00:26:19,098 --> 00:26:20,140 because... 723 00:26:20,141 --> 00:26:23,226 Because you're gonna be fucking pros. 724 00:26:23,227 --> 00:26:24,894 - Is what I was gonna say. Yes. - Yeah. 725 00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:26,313 - Right? - [Josie] Yes. 726 00:26:26,314 --> 00:26:28,565 Crystal, I'm thinking of you. 727 00:26:28,566 --> 00:26:31,526 You are never gonna get assaulted on your birthday again. 728 00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:33,278 - Lucky number seven, okay? - Mmm-hmm. 729 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:36,823 And I... I'm gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. 730 00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:38,408 Yeah, absolutely. 731 00:26:38,409 --> 00:26:39,576 [Sylvie] And for me, 732 00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,412 I'll be able to kill my stepdad. 733 00:26:42,788 --> 00:26:43,872 - Awesome. - Okay. 734 00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,206 [PJ] And if you believe in yourselves 735 00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,500 and you believe in us and then you trust us, 736 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,586 I'm like, "Let's fucking do this!" 737 00:26:49,587 --> 00:26:51,046 - Yeah! - [Josie] Yeah? 738 00:26:51,047 --> 00:26:53,173 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 739 00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:54,632 So good. 740 00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,135 - [girls cheering] - [Sylvie] Yeah! Yes! 741 00:26:57,136 --> 00:26:58,471 - Yeah! - [Sylvie yells] Yeah! 742 00:27:00,139 --> 00:27:03,308 Yes! Yes, queen, slay! 743 00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:05,435 Yes! Yes! 744 00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:08,772 Slay! Yeah! 745 00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:09,856 [whistle blows] 746 00:27:09,857 --> 00:27:11,316 ["Pain" by King Princess playing] 747 00:27:11,317 --> 00:27:12,401 Cool. 748 00:27:13,611 --> 00:27:15,403 - [Josie] Yeah? - Yeah. I'm just gonna go. 749 00:27:15,404 --> 00:27:16,613 Yeah, for sure. 750 00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:24,371 ♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu ♪ 751 00:27:24,372 --> 00:27:26,123 ♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu... ♪ 752 00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:28,417 - [grunts] - [Mr. G] Oh! 753 00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:36,717 - Whenever you want. - I will. 754 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,890 - [Hazel grunts] - [girl 1] Whoa! 755 00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:45,975 [Josie grunts] 756 00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:47,852 - So, don't do that. Don't do that. - Don't do that, guys. 757 00:27:47,853 --> 00:27:49,229 - That was not... Yeah. - These things you don't do. 758 00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,397 So, it's good to learn. 759 00:27:50,398 --> 00:27:51,689 - [chuckles, grunts] - Yeah. 760 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:52,775 [girls exclaim] 761 00:27:54,235 --> 00:27:55,236 [Isabel laughs] 762 00:27:57,738 --> 00:27:59,823 [PJ] Yeah, no, we'll just do it. What you should do. 763 00:27:59,824 --> 00:28:01,117 - Yeah, yeah. For sure. - [PJ] Yeah, yeah. 764 00:28:02,326 --> 00:28:03,452 - [Josie grunting] - [girls gasp] 765 00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:05,955 [girls laughing] 766 00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,959 - Wanna go again? - Yeah, why not? 767 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,294 - [girls gasp] - [PJ] Whoa. 768 00:28:13,295 --> 00:28:14,295 Good job. 769 00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:16,256 - [Annie exclaims] - [girls gasp] 770 00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:18,133 [girl 2] Yeah! [Mr. G] Damn. 771 00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:21,803 ♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪ 772 00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:25,474 ♪ Turning my love into pain ♪ 773 00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:30,979 ♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪ 774 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:34,984 ♪ Turning my love into pain ♪ 775 00:28:37,403 --> 00:28:39,446 - [Josie] Come on! - [girls cheering] 776 00:28:39,447 --> 00:28:40,530 Yes! 777 00:28:40,531 --> 00:28:42,575 [fighters grunting] 778 00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:47,538 - [screams] - [Sylvie grunts] 779 00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:54,711 - [fighters grunting] - [girl 4] Yeah, okay! 780 00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:56,796 [PJ] Nice. All right! 781 00:28:56,797 --> 00:28:58,465 [girl 5] Oh, my God! Yes! 782 00:28:58,466 --> 00:28:59,717 [fighters grunting] 783 00:29:05,764 --> 00:29:06,849 [PJ] Keep it up, guys! 784 00:29:08,225 --> 00:29:09,726 Shake it off. Shake it off. Get back up. 785 00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:10,811 [grunts] 786 00:29:14,648 --> 00:29:16,066 [fighters grunting] 787 00:29:18,652 --> 00:29:19,736 [girl 6 cheering] 788 00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:22,864 - [PJ] Good work, guys. - [girl 7] Yeah! 789 00:29:22,865 --> 00:29:24,616 - [Brittany] Fight me off, PJ. - [chuckles] 790 00:29:24,617 --> 00:29:26,368 Stop smiling, I'm kicking your ass. 791 00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:32,875 Hazel! 792 00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:41,550 [girls laughing] 793 00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,722 [cheerleaders laughing] 794 00:29:47,723 --> 00:29:56,981 ♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu ♪ 795 00:29:56,982 --> 00:29:58,149 ♪ Tu-tu-tu... ♪ 796 00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,318 You little bitch, it's actually working. 797 00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:01,569 I told you. 798 00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,029 I know. I feel like if we keep it up, 799 00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:04,864 we can actually take on Huntington, you guys. 800 00:30:04,865 --> 00:30:07,617 No, if we keep it up, we can put our fingers 801 00:30:07,618 --> 00:30:09,494 inside of each other. Grow up. 802 00:30:09,495 --> 00:30:10,620 All right. 803 00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:12,205 You know, PJ, 804 00:30:12,206 --> 00:30:14,082 I feel like people are actually liking more than just 805 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,125 the hitting and the tackling part of the club. 806 00:30:16,126 --> 00:30:18,503 Yeah, I know. We're empowering them. Duh. 807 00:30:18,504 --> 00:30:21,422 No, I mean, seriously, to have a safe space like this, 808 00:30:21,423 --> 00:30:23,007 it means a lot to people, 809 00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:25,468 and I think that if we took some time to spend a meeting 810 00:30:25,469 --> 00:30:27,220 and actually get to know these girls, 811 00:30:27,221 --> 00:30:29,722 like, it would be really important, 812 00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:31,892 instead of just, like, sweating on them and... 813 00:30:35,145 --> 00:30:39,566 Hazel, that is a genuinely brilliant idea. 814 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:41,150 - Yeah. - I love talking about my trauma. 815 00:30:41,151 --> 00:30:45,363 I literally jack off after every single 816 00:30:45,364 --> 00:30:46,656 - therapy session. - What? 817 00:30:46,657 --> 00:30:49,450 It just makes girls weirdly horny. It does. 818 00:30:49,451 --> 00:30:50,702 - Don't say "girls." It's you. - Bonjour. 819 00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:52,829 - [Josie groans] - I just wanted to say 820 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:55,081 I'm loving what I'm hearing about the club. 821 00:30:55,082 --> 00:30:56,584 It seems so supportive of women. 822 00:30:57,501 --> 00:30:58,793 Especially the hot ones. 823 00:30:58,794 --> 00:31:00,628 Yeah, well, all women are hot to me. 824 00:31:00,629 --> 00:31:02,589 Listen, it's really cute and everything, 825 00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:07,594 but we're getting a little close to the game now and, um... 826 00:31:07,595 --> 00:31:08,928 I'm just a bit concerned 827 00:31:08,929 --> 00:31:11,055 it might be taking away attention from our team. 828 00:31:11,056 --> 00:31:15,394 I think that's, like, literally impossible to do. 829 00:31:17,563 --> 00:31:18,564 Okay. 830 00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:24,944 [Josie] So, we know that the club has been a place 831 00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:26,988 where we can feel empowered physically, 832 00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:29,782 but we also thought it could be 833 00:31:29,783 --> 00:31:32,452 a safe space and a place where we can open up 834 00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:33,912 and talk about our feelings. 835 00:31:35,748 --> 00:31:37,666 Okay, so who's been raped? 836 00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:39,793 Just, you know, raise your hand. 837 00:31:42,129 --> 00:31:43,756 Gray area stuff counts too. 838 00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,889 Everybody knows the situation with my stepdad. 839 00:31:53,932 --> 00:31:59,020 He's just obsessed with Friday movie nights. 840 00:31:59,021 --> 00:32:02,858 I mean, God, I get it, you're my new stepdad, but... 841 00:32:03,651 --> 00:32:04,651 fuck, whatever. 842 00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:06,277 You know? 843 00:32:06,278 --> 00:32:08,613 Every time I call the police about my stalker, 844 00:32:08,614 --> 00:32:10,823 they tell me to fill out an online form. 845 00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:12,909 And then the form tells me to call, 846 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:16,204 so I call and then they say they can't get involved until he tries to kill me. 847 00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:17,623 And he keeps saying he's going to... 848 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:19,624 but that doesn't count. 849 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,709 So, it's just, like, annoying. 850 00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:23,087 Been there. 851 00:32:24,213 --> 00:32:25,546 We've all been there. 852 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,341 Well, I've been assaulted, like, a million times, 853 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,635 but I'm more annoyed 854 00:32:30,636 --> 00:32:34,931 that everyone knows me for being beautiful and popular 855 00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:38,017 and no one knows that I'm actually smart and super driven. 856 00:32:38,018 --> 00:32:41,939 Like, I literally own a jewelry business and no one talks about it! 857 00:32:43,649 --> 00:32:45,024 See? 858 00:32:45,025 --> 00:32:47,652 [Hazel] Well, ever since my parents' divorce, 859 00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:50,613 my mom has been doing this, like, midlife crisis. 860 00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:53,282 I don't know how that's really sitting with me, you know? 861 00:32:53,283 --> 00:32:55,201 It's been really, really dark. 862 00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,203 This has just been really meaningful to me to, like, 863 00:32:57,204 --> 00:33:01,708 get to know some new people who actually want to, like, get to know me. 864 00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:04,169 - I want to bring it back to Brittany for one second. - I can go next, 865 00:33:05,045 --> 00:33:06,255 if that's okay. 866 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,260 I don't really like talking about juvie 867 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:15,179 and everything that happened this summer, um... 868 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,349 You know, obviously, we get a lot of props or whatever 869 00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:19,768 'cause people think it's so badass. 870 00:33:21,019 --> 00:33:23,646 But, really wasn't. 871 00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:28,317 I mean, unless you consider getting hazed horrifically every single night, 872 00:33:28,318 --> 00:33:30,653 like, badass. I mean, um, 873 00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:34,031 obviously, you know, we had to survive the Tributes 874 00:33:34,032 --> 00:33:36,117 and, you know, I did have to, like, 875 00:33:36,118 --> 00:33:38,161 fight people basically every single night. 876 00:33:38,162 --> 00:33:41,372 People were betting on us and we were given, like, 877 00:33:41,373 --> 00:33:44,834 shivs and rusty pocket knives and splintered wood 878 00:33:44,835 --> 00:33:47,170 and, um, pipes as well. 879 00:33:47,171 --> 00:33:50,381 And, um, we had to just, like, fight people, sometimes to the death. 880 00:33:50,382 --> 00:33:52,216 Um, and I still hear their screams at night, 881 00:33:52,217 --> 00:33:55,512 um, and that guilt probably will, like, always shackle me forever. 882 00:33:57,306 --> 00:34:00,683 I realize now, I don't have to be that person anymore. 883 00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:03,519 Like, I don't have to just let things 884 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,106 happen to me 'cause of you guys. 885 00:34:07,107 --> 00:34:10,109 And, um, I am, like, really grateful 886 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:12,695 for what the club has become and... 887 00:34:12,696 --> 00:34:14,405 Um... 888 00:34:14,406 --> 00:34:16,950 Just especially, you know, from where we started and, uh... 889 00:34:18,827 --> 00:34:20,077 Yeah, sorry. 890 00:34:20,078 --> 00:34:21,704 [chuckles] I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. 891 00:34:21,705 --> 00:34:22,955 I've never really, 892 00:34:22,956 --> 00:34:26,375 I guess, said that to anyone before. Sorry. 893 00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:28,127 People wanna, like, wrap up maybe or... 894 00:34:28,128 --> 00:34:29,588 I'm going through a divorce. 895 00:34:30,964 --> 00:34:33,758 Whoo! That shit felt good to say. 896 00:34:33,759 --> 00:34:35,259 Ooh, I'll tell y'all, 897 00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:37,346 men... men need therapy. 898 00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:40,014 [softly] Yeah. 899 00:34:40,015 --> 00:34:42,893 [in normal voice] I think that's a good place to maybe wrap up. 900 00:34:53,362 --> 00:34:54,363 - Hey. - Hey. 901 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,240 Um... 902 00:34:57,574 --> 00:34:59,034 Thank you, um, for that. 903 00:35:01,453 --> 00:35:02,454 Um... 904 00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:07,124 I don't know what you're doing tomorrow, 905 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:11,504 but I was going to study for Mr. G's women murdered in history test, 906 00:35:11,505 --> 00:35:13,841 if you wanna... 907 00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:18,387 Yeah. 908 00:35:19,429 --> 00:35:20,681 Yeah, okay, sure. 909 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,475 [man and woman moaning in pleasure] 910 00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,561 Mom? 911 00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:29,690 [woman giggles] 912 00:35:30,858 --> 00:35:32,358 [man groans] 913 00:35:32,359 --> 00:35:33,652 Mom? 914 00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:39,115 Oh, hi, honey. 915 00:35:39,116 --> 00:35:40,742 What are you doing home so early? 916 00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:45,538 [grunts, groans] 917 00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:46,623 Uh... 918 00:35:47,374 --> 00:35:48,500 Are you kidding me? 919 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:52,170 I had a long day. [chuckles] 920 00:35:53,672 --> 00:35:55,215 [Jeff] Mrs. Callahan, can I have a snack? 921 00:35:57,801 --> 00:35:59,302 [Stella-Rebecca] First club fundraiser. 922 00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:01,971 I'm so excited. Great turnout, right? 923 00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:04,390 Hello, ladies. 924 00:36:04,391 --> 00:36:05,892 [Stella-Rebecca] Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred... 925 00:36:05,893 --> 00:36:08,019 I don't know why anyone wants my old, dirty underwear. 926 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,645 It's so weird. [chuckles] 927 00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:12,231 Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em touch in between your toes. 928 00:36:12,232 --> 00:36:13,482 Thanks, PJ. 929 00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:15,192 - [Hazel groaning] - Ah. We're havin' fun. 930 00:36:15,193 --> 00:36:16,777 We're selling panties. 931 00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:19,114 You know, Brittany said she'd make me a custom bracelet. 932 00:36:20,824 --> 00:36:21,824 Very nice. 933 00:36:21,825 --> 00:36:23,200 [PJ] Do you wanna, um, celebrate? 934 00:36:23,201 --> 00:36:24,953 We could get some chicken on a stick tonight. 935 00:36:25,996 --> 00:36:28,999 Um, I can't. Uh... 936 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,752 Isabel and I have plans, so... 937 00:36:32,753 --> 00:36:34,045 [Hazel continues groaning] 938 00:36:34,046 --> 00:36:35,963 You're hanging out with Isabel? 939 00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:37,214 Yep. 940 00:36:37,215 --> 00:36:39,467 [PJ] Fuck, you're fast. Oh, my God, okay. 941 00:36:39,468 --> 00:36:41,302 I have to keep up. 942 00:36:41,303 --> 00:36:42,637 Hazel, what is wrong? 943 00:36:42,638 --> 00:36:44,013 Are you constipated or something? 944 00:36:44,014 --> 00:36:45,348 [Hazel] I'm fucking tired. 945 00:36:45,349 --> 00:36:47,683 My mom was up all night fucking the meathead. 946 00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:49,644 What meathead? Hi. Underwear, cars. 947 00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:51,062 - Thanks. - You know, like, the guy. 948 00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:52,564 He's like the crybaby. 949 00:36:54,816 --> 00:36:55,983 With the balls? 950 00:36:55,984 --> 00:36:58,320 He catches them and he... he throws them? 951 00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:02,074 He's like the main guy. 952 00:37:03,241 --> 00:37:04,242 [sputters] Jeff? 953 00:37:05,285 --> 00:37:06,494 Is your mom hooking up with Jeff? 954 00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:09,080 I just thought Jeff might be her safe word. 955 00:37:09,081 --> 00:37:10,748 Jeff is his name, you idiot. 956 00:37:10,749 --> 00:37:12,875 Just get the hot people confused, Jesus. 957 00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,377 [Stella-Rebecca yelps] 958 00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:15,544 I'm good. [chuckles] 959 00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:17,254 [PJ] Looking good, Stella! 960 00:37:17,255 --> 00:37:18,547 [Isabel laughs] 961 00:37:18,548 --> 00:37:19,633 [PJ] Are you gonna tell her? 962 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,054 [Tim] Yeah, they said they were in juvie this summer. 963 00:37:25,055 --> 00:37:27,391 Okay, are you sure they're not in the system? 964 00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,602 But isn't every kid from Rockbridge Falls sent there? 965 00:37:31,603 --> 00:37:32,688 [player] Hit me! Ow! 966 00:37:34,481 --> 00:37:36,400 Okay, yeah, Essex County. Any others? 967 00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:39,694 Got it. Thank you. 968 00:37:39,695 --> 00:37:41,405 - [players shouting] - [sighs] 969 00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:46,159 [whistle blows] 970 00:37:47,202 --> 00:37:48,285 Jeff! 971 00:37:48,286 --> 00:37:51,164 [easygoing music playing] 972 00:37:52,582 --> 00:37:54,083 [Josie laughing] 973 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:57,628 No, yeah, but I thought she was maybe dead. 974 00:37:57,629 --> 00:37:59,338 - Not good. - That's not the best. 975 00:37:59,339 --> 00:38:02,425 - No. No, not great. - That's not a great thing. 976 00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:03,969 [Josie and Isabel laughing] 977 00:38:08,265 --> 00:38:09,807 I wanted to... 978 00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:12,476 I wanted to tell you that, um, I'm... 979 00:38:12,477 --> 00:38:14,354 I'm very glad that I joined the club. 980 00:38:15,856 --> 00:38:16,857 Me too. 981 00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:21,235 I think it's really impressive 982 00:38:21,236 --> 00:38:24,447 that you and PJ went through everything that you did 983 00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:27,908 and now have decided to help the rest of us. 984 00:38:27,909 --> 00:38:30,328 I mean even that story you told the other day. 985 00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,622 You're really, really brave. 986 00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:35,041 No. [chuckles] 987 00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,459 No. No, no. 988 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:39,795 Yes. I mean you almost killed a girl. [chuckles] 989 00:38:39,796 --> 00:38:40,881 You're... 990 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:43,008 Yeah, you're... 991 00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:45,594 really, really brave. 992 00:38:49,097 --> 00:38:50,098 What? 993 00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:56,730 Actually, Isabel, uh... 994 00:38:58,065 --> 00:38:59,732 - There's, um... - Yeah? 995 00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,276 There's something you maybe should know. 996 00:39:02,277 --> 00:39:03,528 Uh... 997 00:39:05,405 --> 00:39:07,740 I mean it's pretty insane. 998 00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:09,576 Okay. [chuckles] What... what is it? 999 00:39:11,578 --> 00:39:12,579 I just, I... 1000 00:39:15,999 --> 00:39:17,541 I heard Jeff is cheating on you. 1001 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,627 - [music stops] - [glasses clinking] 1002 00:39:21,797 --> 00:39:23,757 Wait... [laughing] 1003 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:28,177 Wait, what? [chuckles] 1004 00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,472 I... I... Sorry, I think I... I heard... 1005 00:39:31,473 --> 00:39:36,560 Um, what? Um... Who... who told you that? 1006 00:39:36,561 --> 00:39:41,440 Hazel told me that, uh, he and Mrs. Callahan 1007 00:39:41,441 --> 00:39:45,152 are at it, pretty much, like, every night, 1008 00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:48,030 - like, constantly. - [Josie and Isabel laughing] 1009 00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:52,159 I mean, just at it with each other, which is pretty fucked up. 1010 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,246 Um, even though I guess it's, technically, it's legal, 1011 00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:57,248 it's still just pretty nasty, uh... 1012 00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:58,874 [cries] Oh. 1013 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,418 [sobbing] 1014 00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:11,220 Thanks. 1015 00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:12,972 [Jeff whistles] 1016 00:40:12,973 --> 00:40:16,183 [Jeff in sing-song voice] Jeff so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy. 1017 00:40:16,184 --> 00:40:17,810 Jeff so hungy. 1018 00:40:17,811 --> 00:40:18,979 [in normal voice] Swoosh! 1019 00:40:19,896 --> 00:40:21,940 [smacks lips, sniffs] 1020 00:40:22,816 --> 00:40:24,024 [grunts] 1021 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,442 What the fuck is this? 1022 00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:26,528 Is there pineapple in this? 1023 00:40:27,362 --> 00:40:28,904 We talked about this, Janice. 1024 00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:30,157 Jeffrey's allergic to pineapple. 1025 00:40:33,577 --> 00:40:34,578 Eat a bag of dicks. 1026 00:40:38,373 --> 00:40:39,915 [sighs] 1027 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,960 Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw. 1028 00:40:46,673 --> 00:40:47,716 How was last night? 1029 00:40:53,513 --> 00:40:56,932 Uh, bad, probably, I would say. 1030 00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:58,100 Wait, really? 1031 00:40:58,101 --> 00:41:00,145 [dramatic electronic music playing] 1032 00:41:03,106 --> 00:41:05,066 She's walking really fast. 1033 00:41:05,942 --> 00:41:07,401 [Isabel breathing heavily] 1034 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:08,904 She usually walks a lot slower. 1035 00:41:11,531 --> 00:41:13,741 Hi. 1036 00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:15,202 Are you having sex with Mrs. Callahan? 1037 00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:20,456 Baby, you look so beautiful. 1038 00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:22,625 Like, so fucking hot. How... how are you? 1039 00:41:22,626 --> 00:41:25,002 Bad. Are you having sex with her? 1040 00:41:25,003 --> 00:41:26,630 [sputters] I'm... I'm... 1041 00:41:27,964 --> 00:41:29,673 helping her with her taxes. 1042 00:41:29,674 --> 00:41:31,175 Aren't you in eighth grade algebra? 1043 00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:33,135 [chuckles] I can't answer that question 1044 00:41:33,136 --> 00:41:34,511 because I... I don't know how to read. 1045 00:41:34,512 --> 00:41:35,804 She's asking you to your face! 1046 00:41:35,805 --> 00:41:37,348 Fuck, that usually works. 1047 00:41:37,349 --> 00:41:40,184 [sighs] Are you cheating on me again? 1048 00:41:40,185 --> 00:41:43,395 Baby, no! No! 1049 00:41:43,396 --> 00:41:44,772 No, why would... why would I do-- 1050 00:41:44,773 --> 00:41:47,399 That was one time with your sister, just once, 1051 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,692 two, four times. 1052 00:41:48,693 --> 00:41:51,612 No, I would never cheat on you again, okay? 1053 00:41:51,613 --> 00:41:54,698 I promise you I am not sleeping with her. 1054 00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,200 I literally saw you yesterday. 1055 00:41:56,201 --> 00:41:57,826 Shut up, nerd! I fucked your mom! 1056 00:41:57,827 --> 00:41:59,871 - [Tim groans] - [Isabel] Mmm. Mmm. 1057 00:42:00,789 --> 00:42:01,956 Wait. 1058 00:42:01,957 --> 00:42:04,750 - [chuckles] Yeah, we're done. - Isabel... 1059 00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:06,795 [dramatic electronic music playing] 1060 00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:10,172 I'm getting revenge. 1061 00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:11,924 I'm gonna fuck up some football players. And I'm buyin' a gun. 1062 00:42:11,925 --> 00:42:13,759 Hell yeah. I'll get my stepdad's. 1063 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,219 What about, like, egging? 1064 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:16,595 Yeah, so we can make 'em not refrigerated and smelly? 1065 00:42:16,596 --> 00:42:17,805 Ooh, we could cook 'em and be like... 1066 00:42:17,806 --> 00:42:19,139 - "You're cooked." - Yes. Yeah. 1067 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:20,225 Or what about, like, a bomb? 1068 00:42:22,727 --> 00:42:25,020 Like a... like a super small bomb. 1069 00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:26,522 I mean, they're super easy to make, 1070 00:42:26,523 --> 00:42:28,232 and I can just put it under his car, 1071 00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,401 and it can be a distraction. 1072 00:42:31,194 --> 00:42:33,905 Yeah, Hazel, let's do terrorism. 1073 00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:37,367 ["Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler playing] 1074 00:42:41,913 --> 00:42:44,415 [imperceptible] ♪ Turn around ♪ 1075 00:42:44,416 --> 00:42:47,751 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely ♪ 1076 00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:49,379 ♪ And you're never Coming 'round ♪ 1077 00:42:50,213 --> 00:42:51,964 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1078 00:42:51,965 --> 00:42:55,467 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit tired ♪ 1079 00:42:55,468 --> 00:42:57,970 ♪ Of listening to the sound Of my tears ♪ 1080 00:42:57,971 --> 00:42:59,555 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1081 00:42:59,556 --> 00:43:02,683 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪ 1082 00:43:02,684 --> 00:43:05,352 ♪ That the best Of all the years have gone by ♪ 1083 00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:07,021 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1084 00:43:07,022 --> 00:43:10,691 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪ 1085 00:43:10,692 --> 00:43:12,818 ♪ And then I see The look in your eyes ♪ 1086 00:43:12,819 --> 00:43:15,821 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 1087 00:43:15,822 --> 00:43:18,782 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 1088 00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:21,744 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 1089 00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:24,997 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 1090 00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:27,584 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 1091 00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:30,461 [Sylvie] Fuck you. 1092 00:43:30,462 --> 00:43:32,296 [girls chattering] 1093 00:43:32,297 --> 00:43:33,422 [Annie] Sylvie, you can't just throw it. 1094 00:43:33,423 --> 00:43:35,049 You have to fucking jump with it. 1095 00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:36,801 - [Sylvie] I'm trying. - [Annie] Okay, watch me. Just... 1096 00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:46,185 [PJ] Damn, we're, uh... We're really gonna scare them off. 1097 00:43:46,186 --> 00:43:47,936 [Sylvie] Nice! Nice! 1098 00:43:47,937 --> 00:43:50,482 I think I'mma help Isabel keep watch, so... 1099 00:43:51,649 --> 00:43:53,275 Okay, well, don't get distracted, 1100 00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:56,071 'cause we could be fined, like, $2 for this, so... 1101 00:43:59,616 --> 00:44:01,034 Thought you might want some company. 1102 00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:04,871 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1103 00:44:07,874 --> 00:44:09,542 It's nice everybody's here, like... 1104 00:44:10,585 --> 00:44:11,586 vandalizing... 1105 00:44:12,462 --> 00:44:13,463 Jeff's house. 1106 00:44:16,341 --> 00:44:17,550 It is nice. 1107 00:44:19,844 --> 00:44:20,929 I, uh... 1108 00:44:22,389 --> 00:44:23,515 Like, how are you doing? 1109 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,351 I mean, I think it's for the best. 1110 00:44:27,352 --> 00:44:31,480 But I did kind of miss when he would touch my hair 1111 00:44:31,481 --> 00:44:33,691 and go, like, 1112 00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:39,071 "Shiny, shiny, shiny." You know? 1113 00:44:39,072 --> 00:44:42,617 I wanted to tell you this before, but... 1114 00:44:43,952 --> 00:44:46,120 I really appreciated you fighting 1115 00:44:46,121 --> 00:44:48,873 and speaking loudly at my boyfriend. 1116 00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:51,208 I really value 1117 00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:54,003 when people use violence and raise their voices for me. 1118 00:44:56,047 --> 00:44:58,049 It's actually one of my love languages. 1119 00:44:59,342 --> 00:45:01,177 - Is the other one gifts? - The other one is gifts. 1120 00:45:02,429 --> 00:45:04,096 Um, I know 1121 00:45:04,097 --> 00:45:06,808 everything is, like, really fucked up and... 1122 00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:11,479 you still probably miss Jeff, which I get, 1123 00:45:12,355 --> 00:45:13,897 but I just think 1124 00:45:13,898 --> 00:45:17,444 you deserve way better, Isabel. 1125 00:45:20,655 --> 00:45:22,364 [PJ] 'Kay, guys. 1126 00:45:22,365 --> 00:45:23,907 [Stella-Rebecca] Let's make sure we return or donate these, okay? 1127 00:45:23,908 --> 00:45:25,994 Does anybody know where the fuck Hazel is? 1128 00:45:28,913 --> 00:45:31,833 Like, 15 minutes? 1129 00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:35,669 - [beeping] - Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 1130 00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:37,547 Okay. Um... 1131 00:45:38,882 --> 00:45:40,632 [groans] 1132 00:45:40,633 --> 00:45:44,303 ♪ I don't know what to do And I'm always in the dark ♪ 1133 00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:46,847 ♪ We're living in a powder keg And giving off sparks ♪ 1134 00:45:46,848 --> 00:45:48,849 It's gonna blow! 1135 00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:50,894 Oh, wow, yeah, it's gonna blow, guys. 1136 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,729 - [Josie gasps] - [girls screaming] 1137 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:54,856 [PJ] Oh, my God. 1138 00:45:55,565 --> 00:45:56,566 What the fuck? 1139 00:45:57,317 --> 00:45:59,067 [Hazel] Holy shit. 1140 00:45:59,068 --> 00:46:00,320 [girls shouting] 1141 00:46:03,448 --> 00:46:04,949 [PJ] Oh, fuck, there's no door! 1142 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,203 [girls shouting] 1143 00:46:12,957 --> 00:46:14,625 - [Sylvie] Annie, Annie, back up! - [Annie] I'm going, I'm going! 1144 00:46:14,626 --> 00:46:15,667 Stop fucking yelling at me! 1145 00:46:15,668 --> 00:46:16,585 - I'm going! - [Brittany] Fuck. 1146 00:46:16,586 --> 00:46:17,878 [tires screech] 1147 00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:20,882 ♪ A total eclipse Of the heart ♪ 1148 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,928 [Jeff screams] Oh, fuck! 1149 00:46:26,054 --> 00:46:27,513 Can you listen to me for, like, once... 1150 00:46:27,514 --> 00:46:29,723 Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore! 1151 00:46:29,724 --> 00:46:32,100 - THEODORE: You're awesome! - No, you're awesome. 1152 00:46:32,101 --> 00:46:33,602 Great. What are we supposed to do now? 1153 00:46:33,603 --> 00:46:35,812 Relax. No one knows it's us. 1154 00:46:35,813 --> 00:46:36,898 [Tim] Hey, guys. 1155 00:46:37,899 --> 00:46:39,025 Great show last night. 1156 00:46:40,235 --> 00:46:41,818 I don't know what you're talking about. 1157 00:46:41,819 --> 00:46:43,862 Oh, you don't. No, it's really all good. 1158 00:46:43,863 --> 00:46:46,074 Jeffrey needed a new car, anyway, so... 1159 00:46:47,575 --> 00:46:48,576 don't worry about it. 1160 00:46:49,327 --> 00:46:50,787 [foreboding music playing] 1161 00:46:52,372 --> 00:46:53,456 What's wrong, Josie? 1162 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:55,959 You seem a little off. 1163 00:47:03,508 --> 00:47:05,927 Your club is over. 1164 00:47:06,844 --> 00:47:07,845 You understand? 1165 00:47:10,890 --> 00:47:11,933 Good. 1166 00:47:13,351 --> 00:47:14,560 [PJ] All right, well, some of us clearly 1167 00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:16,186 have a different definition of egging, 1168 00:47:16,187 --> 00:47:19,147 but if we keep our mouths shut, stay calm, we'll be fine. 1169 00:47:19,148 --> 00:47:20,525 They're gonna shut us down, aren't they? 1170 00:47:21,234 --> 00:47:22,359 What? 1171 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,027 No. We don't know that. 1172 00:47:24,028 --> 00:47:25,696 - What-- Why-- - [Brittany] - Principal Meyers will believe 1173 00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,447 whatever Jeff and Tim say. 1174 00:47:27,448 --> 00:47:29,117 I don't really see how we recover from this. 1175 00:47:30,285 --> 00:47:31,369 [Sylvie sighs] Man... 1176 00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:33,370 Fuck. 1177 00:47:33,371 --> 00:47:35,038 You know, it's been real, guys. 1178 00:47:35,039 --> 00:47:37,249 Okay, let's not jump to conclusions 1179 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:39,459 with the goodbyes and... 1180 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:41,296 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 1181 00:47:43,006 --> 00:47:44,840 [Sylvie] And like, at least we went out with a bang. 1182 00:47:44,841 --> 00:47:46,633 I mean, that was fucking insane! 1183 00:47:46,634 --> 00:47:47,801 [girls laugh] 1184 00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,595 There was just, like, fire everywhere. 1185 00:47:49,596 --> 00:47:51,597 [PJ] Wait. Stop. 1186 00:47:51,598 --> 00:47:53,890 We don't-- Wait, no, we don't know that for sure. 1187 00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:57,978 PJ, don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened. 1188 00:47:57,979 --> 00:48:00,689 [PJ] All right, can everyone calm the fuck down, please? 1189 00:48:00,690 --> 00:48:03,359 The club is not over, Josie, right? 1190 00:48:04,777 --> 00:48:05,778 [Isabel] No matter what, 1191 00:48:06,779 --> 00:48:08,447 this club has brought me so much. 1192 00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:09,532 I feel... 1193 00:48:10,867 --> 00:48:14,704 so much more powerful and, um... 1194 00:48:15,663 --> 00:48:16,664 protected. 1195 00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:18,915 - Me too. - [PJ chuckles] 1196 00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:20,417 - Great. - [Hazel] Oh, my God, PJ. 1197 00:48:20,418 --> 00:48:22,252 Okay, I'm sorry that you didn't get 1198 00:48:22,253 --> 00:48:23,337 what you wanted out of this group, 1199 00:48:23,338 --> 00:48:25,297 but I think the rest of us did. 1200 00:48:25,298 --> 00:48:26,882 Oh. Good for fucking you, Hazel. 1201 00:48:26,883 --> 00:48:29,217 I'm glad that you finally wrote one email. 1202 00:48:29,218 --> 00:48:30,969 - Accomplished a lot. - I actually did. 1203 00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:33,055 I practically ran this club for you and Josie. 1204 00:48:33,056 --> 00:48:34,765 Hey, let's calm down, maybe. 1205 00:48:34,766 --> 00:48:37,100 You really think that you're the reason that we have this club? 1206 00:48:37,101 --> 00:48:38,352 The reason? No. 1207 00:48:38,353 --> 00:48:39,519 But I can tell everyone that if you want. 1208 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,980 Hazel. Uh, hey, let's calm down, right? 1209 00:48:41,981 --> 00:48:43,565 You're really ungrateful. 1210 00:48:43,566 --> 00:48:45,609 You're so lucky that we even let you be a part of this. 1211 00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:47,403 PJ, you're a liar. 1212 00:48:50,490 --> 00:48:51,615 [PJ scoffs] 1213 00:48:51,616 --> 00:48:54,117 Yeah, well, you have no friends, 1214 00:48:54,118 --> 00:48:56,412 and a skank as a mom, so... 1215 00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:11,969 - [Josie] Hazel. - [PJ scoffs] 1216 00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:18,726 [door closes] 1217 00:49:21,813 --> 00:49:22,814 [Brittany] PJ... 1218 00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:26,192 This doesn't mean it wasn't worth it. 1219 00:49:31,864 --> 00:49:33,241 [mellow music playing] 1220 00:49:34,534 --> 00:49:35,659 [students chattering] 1221 00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:36,994 [crying] 1222 00:49:45,712 --> 00:49:46,795 Hazel. 1223 00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:47,880 [door closes] 1224 00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:51,551 Whoa. 1225 00:49:55,555 --> 00:49:56,556 I love God. 1226 00:49:57,432 --> 00:49:58,891 - Yes, same. - [chuckles] 1227 00:50:08,025 --> 00:50:09,609 Yeah. 1228 00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:11,821 Oh, my God, I always wanted one of these. 1229 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:17,409 But my mom says they hide your figure and make you look ugly. 1230 00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:19,536 Um, you can borrow it if you want. 1231 00:50:19,537 --> 00:50:21,372 Like, as a joke or... 1232 00:50:22,498 --> 00:50:23,582 whatever. 1233 00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:24,750 Thanks. 1234 00:50:24,751 --> 00:50:25,835 [Josie] Yeah. 1235 00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,468 [Isabel] Wow, you and PJ 1236 00:50:34,469 --> 00:50:36,428 really have been friends forever. 1237 00:50:36,429 --> 00:50:39,182 Oh, I mean, since the first grade, so... 1238 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,059 We had the same babysitter, Rhodes. 1239 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:45,897 PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I think she's kind of like a mentor. 1240 00:50:48,274 --> 00:50:49,733 [Josie clears throat] 1241 00:50:49,734 --> 00:50:52,862 Yeah, but you guys, like, could not be more different. 1242 00:50:53,613 --> 00:50:54,864 She's so, like... 1243 00:50:56,282 --> 00:50:57,283 like... 1244 00:50:58,034 --> 00:50:59,534 [chuckles] You know? 1245 00:50:59,535 --> 00:51:00,620 - [chuckles] Yeah. - And you're... 1246 00:51:01,579 --> 00:51:02,580 You're so, like... 1247 00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,083 [both chuckle] 1248 00:51:09,629 --> 00:51:11,464 - You know what I mean? - No, yeah, I know. 1249 00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:16,552 Josie... 1250 00:51:17,136 --> 00:51:18,304 [gentle music playing] 1251 00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:51,754 [grunts softly] 1252 00:52:00,054 --> 00:52:01,597 [Isabel breathing heavily] 1253 00:52:04,767 --> 00:52:07,143 [PJ] I'm tryna help your jewelry business grow. 1254 00:52:07,144 --> 00:52:08,812 - [Brittany] Really? - [PJ] Yeah. 1255 00:52:08,813 --> 00:52:10,523 I don't know if I can hire you because you're like a convict. 1256 00:52:14,193 --> 00:52:15,527 Wow. 1257 00:52:15,528 --> 00:52:19,364 This is, um, a total shithole. 1258 00:52:19,365 --> 00:52:20,449 [Brittany chuckles lightly] 1259 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:26,205 Kind of a mess. Sorry. 1260 00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:32,836 Well, I hear that if you hire a convict, 1261 00:52:32,837 --> 00:52:34,171 they give you a tax break. 1262 00:52:36,591 --> 00:52:38,049 [Brittany groans] 1263 00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:40,218 I fucking hate Mr. G. 1264 00:52:40,219 --> 00:52:42,512 Everything he says is so pathetic. 1265 00:52:42,513 --> 00:52:44,723 Oh, yeah. I mean, 1266 00:52:44,724 --> 00:52:47,225 I feel like he, like, jerks off to a poster 1267 00:52:47,226 --> 00:52:50,312 of the 1999 Rockbridge team every single night, so... 1268 00:52:50,313 --> 00:52:52,315 Literally the peak of his existence. 1269 00:52:59,405 --> 00:53:00,406 [Brittany sighs] 1270 00:53:03,451 --> 00:53:05,703 Like, what is the point of this assignment? 1271 00:53:06,996 --> 00:53:11,291 Who is bell hooks and why do we care? 1272 00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:13,753 Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to, like, study over here. 1273 00:53:14,879 --> 00:53:16,005 [whispering] Watch out. 1274 00:53:26,390 --> 00:53:27,391 What? 1275 00:53:28,434 --> 00:53:30,436 Uh, nothing, I'm just... 1276 00:53:32,021 --> 00:53:34,773 I'm just concerned 'cause I'm, like... 1277 00:53:34,774 --> 00:53:39,402 Your wrists are so small, and the pen is so heavy that I'm like, 1278 00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:41,821 - "Is she getting exhausted?" - Mmm. 1279 00:53:41,822 --> 00:53:43,740 I'm surprised you can even see what you're doing 1280 00:53:43,741 --> 00:53:45,033 with all the surface area 1281 00:53:45,034 --> 00:53:46,202 - that yours are taking up. - [gasps] 1282 00:53:47,244 --> 00:53:48,370 Wow. 1283 00:53:48,371 --> 00:53:49,746 Must be a struggle for you to write. 1284 00:53:49,747 --> 00:53:51,331 Okay, does this hurt? 1285 00:53:51,332 --> 00:53:53,291 Actually, yeah, that does hurt my tiny, delicate wrists. 1286 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:55,043 Yeah, that was the lightest tap of all time. 1287 00:53:55,044 --> 00:53:56,503 - Can you feel that? - Can't even feel that. 1288 00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:58,339 - Can't feel anything. - Just like muscles in there. 1289 00:54:07,348 --> 00:54:08,349 Um... 1290 00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:09,934 Uh... 1291 00:54:12,103 --> 00:54:14,397 PJ, I'm... I'm straight. 1292 00:54:19,819 --> 00:54:20,820 Oh. 1293 00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:24,615 Um... 1294 00:54:27,326 --> 00:54:30,161 Yeah. Um... 1295 00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:33,289 - I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything. - No, that's all... 1296 00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:36,210 It's all good. I shouldn't have assumed anything. 1297 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:42,341 [drums playing] 1298 00:54:53,310 --> 00:54:54,937 [sighs] Um... 1299 00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,523 I wanted to tell you something. 1300 00:54:58,441 --> 00:55:00,275 What? 1301 00:55:00,276 --> 00:55:02,945 Like, something that happened last night. 1302 00:55:04,613 --> 00:55:05,740 What happened? 1303 00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:08,451 [softly] With Isabel. 1304 00:55:12,788 --> 00:55:13,789 Wait. 1305 00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:18,252 Wait, seriously? 1306 00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:20,171 [spectators cheering] 1307 00:55:23,049 --> 00:55:24,675 That's... that's amazing. That's... 1308 00:55:25,634 --> 00:55:27,010 [all cheering] 1309 00:55:27,011 --> 00:55:28,595 [Jeff] Everybody, 1310 00:55:28,596 --> 00:55:31,347 - even the fucking losers... - Even the fucking losers! 1311 00:55:31,348 --> 00:55:34,184 ...make some noise! 1312 00:55:34,185 --> 00:55:36,145 [spectators cheering] 1313 00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:40,732 I thought you were super Christian. 1314 00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:43,860 I know. I just like getting caught up in the festivities. 1315 00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:45,653 All right, uh, so we're gonna do the pep rally. 1316 00:55:45,654 --> 00:55:47,238 First up, cheerleaders. 1317 00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,574 [cheerleaders cheering] 1318 00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:52,870 [upbeat music playing] 1319 00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,044 [yelps, giggles] 1320 00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,755 Football! [giggles] 1321 00:56:05,674 --> 00:56:08,468 Whoo! Yeah, thank you, ladies. Ooh! 1322 00:56:08,469 --> 00:56:11,012 Thank you all for joining us here today, folks. 1323 00:56:11,013 --> 00:56:13,056 There's been some 1324 00:56:13,057 --> 00:56:16,142 exciting stuff happening at Rockbridge Falls recently. 1325 00:56:16,143 --> 00:56:17,228 Oh. 1326 00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:19,729 How many of you 1327 00:56:19,730 --> 00:56:23,733 know about that little girl fight club that could? 1328 00:56:23,734 --> 00:56:25,568 [scattered clapping] 1329 00:56:25,569 --> 00:56:27,112 Ay, there go my girls. 1330 00:56:27,113 --> 00:56:31,366 Well, do we have a surprise for you. 1331 00:56:31,367 --> 00:56:34,702 We're gonna bring... Where is she? 1332 00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:36,956 [snaps fingers] Hazel down. 1333 00:56:38,124 --> 00:56:40,500 One of the founding members. 1334 00:56:40,501 --> 00:56:42,836 To show us everything the club's taught her 1335 00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:45,338 in a fun little challenge. 1336 00:56:45,339 --> 00:56:46,881 [girls cheering] 1337 00:56:46,882 --> 00:56:49,676 - [girl 1] Let's go, Hazel! - [girl 2] Go, Hazel! 1338 00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:52,471 - What is this? - I... I don't know. 1339 00:56:53,806 --> 00:56:54,973 [exhales] 1340 00:56:54,974 --> 00:56:58,018 [Tim] Hazel will be fighting Tucker, 1341 00:56:58,936 --> 00:57:00,771 the school's number one boxer. 1342 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:02,606 [Tucker screams] 1343 00:57:03,149 --> 00:57:04,941 [growling] 1344 00:57:04,942 --> 00:57:06,026 [neck cracks] 1345 00:57:07,903 --> 00:57:10,113 Wait, I thought I was gonna be fighting PJ? 1346 00:57:10,114 --> 00:57:13,116 I know what you're thinking, but don't be alarmed. 1347 00:57:13,117 --> 00:57:14,909 Girls can do anything guys can do, right? 1348 00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:16,245 Yeah, kick his ass! 1349 00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:18,914 Ready? 1350 00:57:19,582 --> 00:57:20,874 - Fuck. - Go. 1351 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,333 [panting] 1352 00:57:22,334 --> 00:57:23,419 [screams] 1353 00:57:25,087 --> 00:57:26,171 [groans] 1354 00:57:26,172 --> 00:57:28,299 [breathing heavily] [tense music playing] 1355 00:57:30,634 --> 00:57:32,427 [yells] 1356 00:57:32,428 --> 00:57:33,512 [spectators clamoring] 1357 00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:37,224 - [Hazel shouts] - [Annie] Oh, my God. 1358 00:57:39,476 --> 00:57:41,102 [coughing] 1359 00:57:41,103 --> 00:57:42,437 - You got this, Hazel. - [girl 3] Come on, Hazel! 1360 00:57:42,438 --> 00:57:44,481 - You got it. - [grunts] 1361 00:57:51,488 --> 00:57:52,489 [yelling] 1362 00:57:53,115 --> 00:57:55,075 - [grunts] - [Jeff gasps] 1363 00:57:56,452 --> 00:57:57,453 [Tucker grunting] 1364 00:57:58,954 --> 00:57:59,997 Shit. 1365 00:58:01,999 --> 00:58:03,542 Whoo! Get him! 1366 00:58:04,335 --> 00:58:05,836 [grunting] 1367 00:58:07,046 --> 00:58:08,047 [Tucker exclaims, laughs] 1368 00:58:10,299 --> 00:58:11,383 [Hazel screams] 1369 00:58:17,139 --> 00:58:18,598 - [girl 4] The fuck are you doing? - Is she, like, 1370 00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:19,849 sort of winning or... 1371 00:58:19,850 --> 00:58:22,852 [both screaming] 1372 00:58:22,853 --> 00:58:24,688 No, leave the skin on his face, will you? 1373 00:58:25,856 --> 00:58:27,857 - [grunts] - Fuck. 1374 00:58:27,858 --> 00:58:29,442 [PJ] Oh. Oh, my God. 1375 00:58:29,443 --> 00:58:31,152 I know what you're thinking. 1376 00:58:31,153 --> 00:58:35,574 You may be wondering how a girl under the training of... 1377 00:58:36,575 --> 00:58:39,827 of two juvie convicted killers 1378 00:58:39,828 --> 00:58:43,373 can't even stand up for herself against a regular old guy. 1379 00:58:43,374 --> 00:58:45,166 [Tucker yells] 1380 00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:47,628 [Tim] Well, truth is, they... 1381 00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:51,923 they didn't go to juvie. 1382 00:58:51,924 --> 00:58:53,007 [Jeff gasps] 1383 00:58:53,008 --> 00:58:54,092 No. 1384 00:58:54,093 --> 00:58:55,177 [Isabel laughs] 1385 00:58:56,553 --> 00:58:57,680 [Tim] There's no record of them there. 1386 00:58:59,556 --> 00:59:00,682 And according to Hazel... 1387 00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:01,767 [coughs] 1388 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,560 ...they never fought anyone at all. 1389 00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:06,562 And you know what else? 1390 00:59:06,563 --> 00:59:10,150 They didn't start the club to empower women. 1391 00:59:11,694 --> 00:59:14,237 They did it to fuck cheerleaders. 1392 00:59:14,238 --> 00:59:15,322 [Tim scoffs] 1393 00:59:17,741 --> 00:59:19,243 What is wrong with you? 1394 00:59:21,829 --> 00:59:23,455 It is such a shame. 1395 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,959 We were really rooting for you girls. 1396 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,836 - [footsteps stomping] - [Tucker yells] 1397 00:59:29,837 --> 00:59:31,504 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1398 00:59:31,505 --> 00:59:33,172 [Tim] Okay. 1399 00:59:33,173 --> 00:59:35,425 - Thank you for attending... - [Stella-Rebecca] Hazel! 1400 00:59:35,426 --> 00:59:37,010 - ...today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington! - [Stella-Rebecca] Is she okay? 1401 00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:38,469 - Hazel! - [Tim] Whoo! 1402 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,139 - [Jeff] Yes! - [Tim chuckles] Yes! 1403 00:59:41,932 --> 00:59:43,559 [foreboding music playing] 1404 00:59:48,647 --> 00:59:49,732 Is that true? 1405 00:59:50,607 --> 00:59:52,275 That's why you started this? 1406 00:59:52,276 --> 00:59:54,944 No, no, no. [breathing heavily] 1407 00:59:54,945 --> 00:59:56,654 Not... not entirely. 1408 00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:58,364 Not entire-- Okay. 1409 00:59:58,365 --> 01:00:01,367 Listen guys. It doesn't matter... 1410 01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:03,954 the reason that we started this, right? Like... 1411 01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:06,331 The point of the club 1412 01:00:06,332 --> 01:00:10,251 is that we all learn from each other, right? 1413 01:00:10,252 --> 01:00:13,379 And... and we had a great time doing it and... 1414 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,756 I thought this club was for sisterhood, 1415 01:00:14,757 --> 01:00:17,216 but it was for your own selfish interests? 1416 01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:18,927 This is the second wave all over again. 1417 01:00:24,933 --> 01:00:26,351 Isabel, please, please, wait. 1418 01:00:26,352 --> 01:00:28,811 PJ made me do this. I didn't want to. 1419 01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:29,980 I would never want to do this. 1420 01:00:33,609 --> 01:00:35,152 [voice breaking] You're pathetic, Josie. 1421 01:00:46,914 --> 01:00:48,331 [PJ] Mr. G, we're really sorry, we... 1422 01:00:48,332 --> 01:00:49,582 All right, look. 1423 01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:51,959 You know what? I'm not a fuckin' idiot. 1424 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,252 I just look like this. 1425 01:00:53,253 --> 01:00:55,505 I wasn't doin' this shit as a distraction. 1426 01:00:55,506 --> 01:00:58,424 I actually was doin' this shit 'cause I actually liked y'all group 1427 01:00:58,425 --> 01:00:59,675 and what y'all stood for. 1428 01:00:59,676 --> 01:01:02,345 - Wait, we can explain. - I trusted you two 1429 01:01:02,346 --> 01:01:04,680 and y'all exploited my solidarity. 1430 01:01:04,681 --> 01:01:07,517 I played the role of an amazin' ally. 1431 01:01:07,518 --> 01:01:08,893 Is this about the time I said 1432 01:01:08,894 --> 01:01:10,979 Amelia Earhart was a fake hero? 1433 01:01:11,730 --> 01:01:13,439 Because it's true. 1434 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,692 Many a guy fly planes without crashing, 1435 01:01:16,693 --> 01:01:17,820 but you never hear about them. 1436 01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:20,113 And then it's like, 1437 01:01:20,114 --> 01:01:22,490 [in high-pitched voice] "Oh, it's so hard to be a girl." 1438 01:01:22,491 --> 01:01:24,158 "We, like, make less money." 1439 01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:26,202 "We had to lose our last names." 1440 01:01:26,203 --> 01:01:27,662 "I love you." 1441 01:01:27,663 --> 01:01:29,622 "I want to be with you for the rest of our lives." 1442 01:01:29,623 --> 01:01:33,251 "Oh, I love the mint green backsplash in the kitchen." 1443 01:01:33,252 --> 01:01:34,544 [in normal voice] And all of a sudden, 1444 01:01:34,545 --> 01:01:36,421 you leave me for a motherfucker named Tony 1445 01:01:36,422 --> 01:01:39,298 and suddenly, the fucking kitchen is lime green. 1446 01:01:39,299 --> 01:01:40,758 I think... 1447 01:01:40,759 --> 01:01:43,261 Yeah, I think that moved away from us. 1448 01:01:43,262 --> 01:01:45,763 Oh, you look confused, like how I'm confused right now, 1449 01:01:45,764 --> 01:01:48,516 on how you created a fucking fight club to get some cooch. 1450 01:01:48,517 --> 01:01:51,769 And for what? Y'all ain't even know how to work that thing. 1451 01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:53,729 And I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl, 1452 01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:54,981 you know what I'm talking about? 1453 01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:56,232 You know what I mean? Caressing the back 1454 01:01:56,233 --> 01:01:58,192 of that neck and all type of-- 1455 01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:01,154 Sorry, I just don't know if you're supposed to be talking to us like that. 1456 01:02:01,155 --> 01:02:02,738 Just, like, as a teacher... 1457 01:02:02,739 --> 01:02:04,407 Man, I knew women were evil. 1458 01:02:04,408 --> 01:02:07,453 Motherfuckers always tellin' me like, "No, that's not true." 1459 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,497 But time and time again... [scoffs] 1460 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,041 [exhales] 1461 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,626 [PJ sighs] 1462 01:02:15,627 --> 01:02:18,087 - [door opens] - Women ain't nothing but the fuckin' devil. 1463 01:02:18,088 --> 01:02:21,382 [door shuts] I can't fuckin' believe Hazel. 1464 01:02:21,383 --> 01:02:24,595 Okay, well, you were pretty horrible to her yesterday. 1465 01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:30,516 I'm sorry, what? This is... this is my fault? 1466 01:02:30,517 --> 01:02:33,853 I'm not the one who put Isabel on a rampage. 1467 01:02:33,854 --> 01:02:36,147 Sorry, what does that have to do with anything? 1468 01:02:36,148 --> 01:02:38,691 If Isabel wasn't so desperate to get revenge, 1469 01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:40,401 then we wouldn't have blown up Jeff's car 1470 01:02:40,402 --> 01:02:42,195 and then he wouldn't be so upset 1471 01:02:42,196 --> 01:02:44,530 and then whatever the fuck just happened would not have happened. 1472 01:02:44,531 --> 01:02:47,575 Okay, so all of the blame just goes on me then? 1473 01:02:47,576 --> 01:02:50,161 Like, none of this can be traced back to you at all? 1474 01:02:50,162 --> 01:02:53,165 Well, I mean, yeah, it was your idea to start the whole club. 1475 01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:56,918 I didn't want to do this from the beginning. 1476 01:02:56,919 --> 01:02:59,003 You know that. 1477 01:02:59,004 --> 01:03:02,089 I just followed your lead like an idiot. 1478 01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:04,926 You followed my lead when you created that insane story 1479 01:03:04,927 --> 01:03:08,679 about girls betting on you to fight other girls with shivs. 1480 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,557 You're just mad because I did this. 1481 01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:14,644 I... I... I got to be with Isabel on my own. 1482 01:03:14,645 --> 01:03:16,103 Without you. 1483 01:03:16,104 --> 01:03:17,855 No, you never would have talked to her without me, 1484 01:03:17,856 --> 01:03:19,398 - ever. - [chuckles] 1485 01:03:19,399 --> 01:03:21,067 I'm the one who made it happen for you. 1486 01:03:21,068 --> 01:03:26,072 You know what's so funny about this whole fucking thing, 1487 01:03:26,073 --> 01:03:27,406 all your little schemes, 1488 01:03:27,407 --> 01:03:30,451 all your, "Oh, we'll have our year 1489 01:03:30,452 --> 01:03:33,746 and we'll fuck so many girls," and whatever? 1490 01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:38,209 Is that you're the only one who didn't do anything. 1491 01:03:38,210 --> 01:03:40,586 Yeah, well, that's 'cause Brittany's straight, so... 1492 01:03:40,587 --> 01:03:42,255 Yeah, no, shit, she's straight. 1493 01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,798 Does it even matter? 1494 01:03:43,799 --> 01:03:47,009 Do you even care? Do you actually like her? 1495 01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:49,470 Do you care about anyone other than yourself? 1496 01:03:49,471 --> 01:03:50,888 Just find some other girl 1497 01:03:50,889 --> 01:03:53,141 to fucking jack off to and do nothing about. 1498 01:03:59,189 --> 01:04:00,399 Cool. Yeah, I will. 1499 01:04:04,695 --> 01:04:05,737 PJ. 1500 01:04:08,490 --> 01:04:10,950 ["Complicated" by Avril Lavigne playing] 1501 01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:12,119 ♪ Life's like this ♪ 1502 01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:15,581 [door closes] 1503 01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:17,791 ♪ That's the way it is ♪ 1504 01:04:23,213 --> 01:04:24,631 ♪ 'Cause life's like this ♪ 1505 01:04:25,591 --> 01:04:27,467 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 1506 01:04:29,136 --> 01:04:31,429 ♪ That's the way it is ♪ 1507 01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:34,390 ♪ Chill out Whatcha yellin' for? ♪ 1508 01:04:34,391 --> 01:04:37,518 ♪ Lay back It's all been done before ♪ 1509 01:04:37,519 --> 01:04:43,566 ♪ And if you could only Let it be, you would see ♪ 1510 01:04:43,567 --> 01:04:45,527 ♪ I like you the way you are ♪ 1511 01:04:47,863 --> 01:04:49,406 - Ted? - Mmm-mmm-mmm. 1512 01:04:50,574 --> 01:04:51,575 Ted. 1513 01:04:53,035 --> 01:04:54,036 Ted! 1514 01:04:56,455 --> 01:04:58,497 [yelling] Ted! 1515 01:04:58,498 --> 01:05:01,626 ♪ You're watchin' your back Like you can't relax ♪ 1516 01:05:01,627 --> 01:05:05,421 ♪ You're tryna be cool You look like a fool to me ♪ 1517 01:05:05,422 --> 01:05:06,631 [sighs] 1518 01:05:06,632 --> 01:05:08,424 ♪ Tell me ♪ 1519 01:05:08,425 --> 01:05:11,927 ♪ Why'd you have to go And make things So complicated? ♪ 1520 01:05:11,928 --> 01:05:14,096 ♪ I see the way you're ♪ 1521 01:05:14,097 --> 01:05:15,973 ♪ Actin' like You're somebody else ♪ 1522 01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:18,434 ♪ Gets me frustrated ♪ 1523 01:05:18,435 --> 01:05:20,269 ♪ Life's like this, you ♪ 1524 01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:22,813 ♪ And you fall, and you crawl And you break ♪ 1525 01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:26,359 ♪ And you take what you get And you turn it into ♪ 1526 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,238 ♪ Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna Find you fake it ♪ 1527 01:05:31,198 --> 01:05:32,991 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 1528 01:05:35,994 --> 01:05:39,121 ♪ You come over unannounced ♪ 1529 01:05:39,122 --> 01:05:42,291 ♪ Dressed up like You're somethin' else ♪ 1530 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:45,294 ♪ Where you are And where it's at ♪ 1531 01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:48,297 ♪ You see, you're makin' me ♪ 1532 01:05:48,298 --> 01:05:51,342 ♪ Laugh out When you strike your pose ♪ 1533 01:05:51,343 --> 01:05:54,512 ♪ Take off All your preppy clothes ♪ 1534 01:05:54,513 --> 01:06:00,309 ♪ You know, you're not foolin' Anyone when you become ♪ 1535 01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:03,187 ♪ Somebody else 'Round everyone else ♪ 1536 01:06:03,188 --> 01:06:06,315 ♪ You're watchin' your back Like you can't relax ♪ 1537 01:06:06,316 --> 01:06:11,445 ♪ You're tryna be cool You look like a fool to me ♪ 1538 01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:13,239 ♪ Tell me ♪ 1539 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,034 ♪ Why'd you have to go And make things So complicated? ♪ 1540 01:06:17,035 --> 01:06:18,703 ♪ I see the way you're ♪ 1541 01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:20,663 ♪ Actin' like You're somebody else ♪ 1542 01:06:20,664 --> 01:06:23,290 ♪ Gets me frustrated ♪ 1543 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,959 ♪ Life's like this, you ♪ 1544 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,461 ♪ And you fall, and you crawl And you break ♪ 1545 01:06:27,462 --> 01:06:31,132 ♪ And you take what you get And you turn it into ♪ 1546 01:06:31,133 --> 01:06:35,720 ♪ Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna Find you fake it ♪ 1547 01:06:35,721 --> 01:06:37,806 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 1548 01:06:40,642 --> 01:06:42,185 - ["Complicated" stops playing] - [Rhodes] Josie, what the hell? 1549 01:06:45,522 --> 01:06:47,649 Why... why... why you look like a scared puppy? 1550 01:06:49,735 --> 01:06:51,277 [Josie] Hey, Rhodes. 1551 01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:52,738 Do you have a minute to talk? 1552 01:06:53,864 --> 01:06:55,489 If you don't wanna borrow firearms, 1553 01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:57,284 - then why are you here? - Um... 1554 01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,493 - Like, for advice? - [sighs] 1555 01:06:59,494 --> 01:07:01,495 I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie. 1556 01:07:01,496 --> 01:07:02,747 You're too old for this shit. 1557 01:07:02,748 --> 01:07:03,998 [sighs] 1558 01:07:03,999 --> 01:07:06,208 Girl, when I was in high school, 1559 01:07:06,209 --> 01:07:08,878 people found out I was gay, nobody wanted to be my friend. 1560 01:07:08,879 --> 01:07:10,171 And back then it was worse 1561 01:07:10,172 --> 01:07:13,048 because they hated you just for being gay. 1562 01:07:13,049 --> 01:07:15,176 [both] Not for being gay and untalented. 1563 01:07:15,177 --> 01:07:17,052 Mmm. 1564 01:07:17,053 --> 01:07:18,929 Sorry, people didn't know you were gay? 1565 01:07:18,930 --> 01:07:20,974 Girl, I wore a weave back then, okay? 1566 01:07:21,683 --> 01:07:22,892 And I used to say, 1567 01:07:22,893 --> 01:07:24,268 [in high-pitched voice] "Hey, girl. Hey..." 1568 01:07:24,269 --> 01:07:25,686 [in normal voice] Look, that's not the point. 1569 01:07:25,687 --> 01:07:26,771 You want some advice? 1570 01:07:26,772 --> 01:07:28,647 Invest in yourself, 1571 01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:30,441 teach people to fear you instead of love you. 1572 01:07:30,442 --> 01:07:33,611 I don't wanna, like, deny your advice, obviously. 1573 01:07:33,612 --> 01:07:34,945 I just, um... 1574 01:07:34,946 --> 01:07:37,281 PJ and I are actually in a fight right now. 1575 01:07:37,282 --> 01:07:38,699 - So, like... - [coughing] 1576 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:40,451 Like, that's the advice that I need. 1577 01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:43,662 I never had many friends, and that's... that's sad. 1578 01:07:43,663 --> 01:07:46,081 And as I've gotten old in this world, 1579 01:07:46,082 --> 01:07:47,834 it's just gotten more sad. 1580 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:51,712 Okay, um... 1581 01:07:51,713 --> 01:07:53,589 I think I'm just gonna go to the game 1582 01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:55,591 and then work it out with PJ there. 1583 01:07:55,592 --> 01:07:56,759 I wouldn't do that. 1584 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,927 Why not? 1585 01:07:57,928 --> 01:07:59,970 - It's with Huntington, right? - Yeah. 1586 01:07:59,971 --> 01:08:03,098 Well, I'm guessing they've been fucking people up for the past month, right? 1587 01:08:03,099 --> 01:08:05,684 - Yeah. - So, they're violent. 1588 01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:07,144 What do you think's gonna happen tonight? 1589 01:08:07,145 --> 01:08:09,064 I don't know. Football? 1590 01:08:10,106 --> 01:08:12,191 - Game? Tackle? - [groans] 1591 01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:13,360 Oh, girl. 1592 01:08:14,736 --> 01:08:16,987 There is a 50-year rivalry going on. 1593 01:08:16,988 --> 01:08:19,032 They always fuck up some unlucky player. 1594 01:08:20,492 --> 01:08:21,951 How you don't know-- 1595 01:08:21,952 --> 01:08:24,787 In '77, they burned him at a stake with his dog. 1596 01:08:24,788 --> 01:08:27,957 In '92, they drowned him in a giant kiddie pool. 1597 01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:31,085 And in '03, they pulled his body apart with horses. 1598 01:08:31,086 --> 01:08:32,461 It's called quartering. 1599 01:08:32,462 --> 01:08:34,004 I know... I know what it's called. 1600 01:08:34,005 --> 01:08:36,131 So, tonight, I'm stayin' inside 1601 01:08:36,132 --> 01:08:37,675 and double boltin' those doors. 1602 01:08:37,676 --> 01:08:39,719 [suspenseful music playing] 1603 01:08:40,595 --> 01:08:42,263 [exhales nervously] 1604 01:08:42,264 --> 01:08:44,640 If you ever grab a-- [mumbles] Nah, I don't care. 1605 01:08:44,641 --> 01:08:47,768 I didn't understand a word of that, I'm so sorry. 1606 01:08:47,769 --> 01:08:52,523 ♪ I had one of those days ♪ 1607 01:08:52,524 --> 01:08:56,862 ♪ Everything went wrong No matter what I did or said ♪ 1608 01:08:58,113 --> 01:08:59,613 ♪ Everyone I talk to... ♪ 1609 01:08:59,614 --> 01:09:00,699 [music stops] 1610 01:09:13,837 --> 01:09:16,631 Just go. Go, just, go. I don't wanna go. 1611 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,050 - [Josie panting] - Oh, my God. 1612 01:09:20,051 --> 01:09:22,219 - Hey. - How did you find me? 1613 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,096 Why are you breathing so heavy? 1614 01:09:24,097 --> 01:09:26,682 Okay. I know we're not in a great place right now-- 1615 01:09:26,683 --> 01:09:29,059 Yeah, because I'm pissed. I'm fuckin' pissed. 1616 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,437 Okay, well, I just still think we need to talk 1617 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,355 about everything that's, like, going on. 1618 01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:35,566 Yeah, cool, well, I don't wanna hear it, so... 1619 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:37,651 Okay, maybe you should reconsider 1620 01:09:37,652 --> 01:09:40,237 because I saw Rhodes, she says hi, by the way. 1621 01:09:40,238 --> 01:09:42,615 She said this Huntington shit's way darker than we thought. 1622 01:09:42,616 --> 01:09:45,409 Apparently, every time Huntington plays Rockbridge, 1623 01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:47,620 they try to kill a player and his pets. 1624 01:09:47,621 --> 01:09:48,913 The pets? 1625 01:09:48,914 --> 01:09:50,915 It's bloodlust, man. That's not the point. 1626 01:09:50,916 --> 01:09:52,166 Sounds like I should get 1627 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:53,250 - the fuck out of here now. Okay? - No. 1628 01:09:53,251 --> 01:09:54,710 PJ, seriously, come on. 1629 01:09:54,711 --> 01:09:56,170 We need to get the club back together, 1630 01:09:56,171 --> 01:09:58,839 so we can save them. [inhales, coughs] 1631 01:09:58,840 --> 01:09:59,966 What? 1632 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,470 Sorry, you're saying you want me and then you 1633 01:10:04,471 --> 01:10:07,014 and then all of the girls that fuckin' hate us 1634 01:10:07,015 --> 01:10:10,225 to get together and save some fucking football player, 1635 01:10:10,226 --> 01:10:11,644 who we hate? 1636 01:10:11,645 --> 01:10:13,354 Circle of bad vibes. 1637 01:10:13,355 --> 01:10:14,980 Okay, well, obviously, why would you lay it out like that? 1638 01:10:14,981 --> 01:10:16,148 Because it sounds insane. 1639 01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:18,025 'Cause it is. Why would we do that? 1640 01:10:18,026 --> 01:10:21,196 Because we made these girls trust us and then we humiliated them. 1641 01:10:22,697 --> 01:10:25,783 They deserve a shot at showing everybody 1642 01:10:25,784 --> 01:10:27,409 what they know, what they learned, 1643 01:10:27,410 --> 01:10:28,912 how fucking cool they are. 1644 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,748 Let's do this for the club. 1645 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,084 What do you say? 1646 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:37,336 - Can we save the damn day? - [sighs] 1647 01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:39,381 [stirring electronic music playing] 1648 01:10:40,173 --> 01:10:41,590 Wow. 1649 01:10:41,591 --> 01:10:42,716 Pulling out the necklace 1650 01:10:42,717 --> 01:10:44,761 - in the final fuckin' hour. - Well... 1651 01:10:47,263 --> 01:10:48,264 Yeah. 1652 01:10:50,308 --> 01:10:52,559 Mmm. Nice. 1653 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,938 [announcer] Rockbridge, this is the most important day of your life. 1654 01:10:55,939 --> 01:10:59,024 Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, 1655 01:10:59,025 --> 01:11:00,776 fuck your bar mitzvah. 1656 01:11:00,777 --> 01:11:02,695 This is what matters. 1657 01:11:02,696 --> 01:11:05,656 Gameday, let's do this! 1658 01:11:05,657 --> 01:11:08,952 - Let's go, Vikings! - [Josie] We're almost there. 1659 01:11:10,996 --> 01:11:15,290 Okay, first off, PJ has something to say to Hazel, so... 1660 01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:18,127 The apology. Do the apology. Do the apology, instead. 1661 01:11:18,128 --> 01:11:19,753 Okay. 1662 01:11:19,754 --> 01:11:22,298 I'm sorry that I called your mom a skank. 1663 01:11:24,509 --> 01:11:27,136 And I'm sorry 1664 01:11:27,137 --> 01:11:31,015 for saying that you have no friends really loud 1665 01:11:31,016 --> 01:11:32,933 in front of all of your friends. 1666 01:11:32,934 --> 01:11:36,563 And I'm sorry for being an asshole a lot of the time. 1667 01:11:37,939 --> 01:11:40,524 Most of the-- All of the time. 1668 01:11:40,525 --> 01:11:44,028 And I do think that it's nice you always take notes 1669 01:11:44,029 --> 01:11:48,408 and then you type them up and email them to everyone... 1670 01:11:51,286 --> 01:11:52,787 and I really appreciate it. 1671 01:11:56,374 --> 01:11:57,375 Do you forgive me? 1672 01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,503 Yes. 1673 01:12:01,504 --> 01:12:03,088 [Josie] I don't want to interrupt this gorgeous moment 1674 01:12:03,089 --> 01:12:04,882 but we don't have time now 1675 01:12:04,883 --> 01:12:07,509 because I got information from a very confidential source 1676 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:09,178 that Huntington is trying to kill 1677 01:12:09,179 --> 01:12:10,554 someone on this team tonight. 1678 01:12:10,555 --> 01:12:11,638 What are you even talking about, Josie? 1679 01:12:11,639 --> 01:12:13,015 Nobody's even over there. 1680 01:12:13,016 --> 01:12:14,933 [Josie] Oh, my God, nobody is even over there. 1681 01:12:14,934 --> 01:12:16,685 Well, that is obviously a red flag. 1682 01:12:16,686 --> 01:12:19,104 Are we not reading that as a red flag? That's crazy. 1683 01:12:19,105 --> 01:12:21,231 - What? - [Josie] Please, Annie. 1684 01:12:21,232 --> 01:12:22,775 Even though you're a Black Republican, 1685 01:12:22,776 --> 01:12:25,110 you are the smartest out of all of us, okay? 1686 01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:27,112 I mean, obviously I know that. You think I don't know that? 1687 01:12:27,113 --> 01:12:29,114 [Josie] Then help us figure this out. 1688 01:12:29,115 --> 01:12:31,784 We need to stop the game. We need to save them. 1689 01:12:31,785 --> 01:12:34,120 [PJ] Wait, wait, hang on. Hazel... 1690 01:12:35,538 --> 01:12:36,998 we need a distraction. 1691 01:12:39,793 --> 01:12:41,543 Oh, now you want a bomb. 1692 01:12:41,544 --> 01:12:43,504 - [cheerleaders] ♪ Hey, here we go! ♪ - [grunts] Oh, fuck. 1693 01:12:43,505 --> 01:12:45,506 - So sorry. Okay. Fuck. - ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1694 01:12:45,507 --> 01:12:47,341 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1695 01:12:47,342 --> 01:12:49,718 ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1696 01:12:49,719 --> 01:12:51,553 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1697 01:12:51,554 --> 01:12:54,181 - ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ - Isabel. 1698 01:12:54,182 --> 01:12:56,266 I know you really must hate me right now, 1699 01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,768 but the club needs you. 1700 01:12:57,769 --> 01:12:59,019 To what? Have sex with them? 1701 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:01,313 Guys, we really, really need you. We do. 1702 01:13:01,314 --> 01:13:03,107 In your fucking dreams, PJ. 1703 01:13:03,108 --> 01:13:04,818 Which you don't deserve to have. 1704 01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:07,361 When you sleep, 1705 01:13:07,362 --> 01:13:10,322 - it should be, like... Total darkness. - [announcer] Rockbridge, are you ready? 1706 01:13:10,323 --> 01:13:12,241 - Oh, fuck. - Wow, okay. 1707 01:13:12,242 --> 01:13:13,325 [Josie] Okay, wait, seriously, 1708 01:13:13,326 --> 01:13:14,827 maybe if you just listened to us. 1709 01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,453 - Just listen to us. Whoa! - Brittany. 1710 01:13:16,454 --> 01:13:18,080 - [announcer] Here comes your team! - [Josie] Isabel. 1711 01:13:18,081 --> 01:13:21,208 I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't important! 1712 01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:22,668 [Annie] We don't have time for this. 1713 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,419 - [PJ] Josie, come on. - [Annie] Hazel! 1714 01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:25,754 - Okay, now that you're all... - [Hazel] Ugh. Uh... 1715 01:13:25,755 --> 01:13:27,089 ...warmed up, I want you guys... 1716 01:13:27,090 --> 01:13:28,465 [Hazel] Is it the red wire? 1717 01:13:28,466 --> 01:13:30,843 Shit, or is it the yellow? 1718 01:13:30,844 --> 01:13:32,302 [announcer] ...Shawshank your way out. 1719 01:13:32,303 --> 01:13:33,554 - Put your hands together... - You got this, Jeff. 1720 01:13:33,555 --> 01:13:34,805 - ...and shake your tanks. - You got it! 1721 01:13:34,806 --> 01:13:37,976 Hazel! It's starting! 1722 01:13:39,144 --> 01:13:40,936 [announcer] Jeff! 1723 01:13:40,937 --> 01:13:43,147 [girl] Jeff! Eat my pussy! 1724 01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:44,356 [Annie] Come on, come on! 1725 01:13:44,357 --> 01:13:45,816 [panting] 1726 01:13:45,817 --> 01:13:47,109 [players] Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 1727 01:13:47,110 --> 01:13:49,486 - Hurry, Hazel! - It's gonna blow. 1728 01:13:49,487 --> 01:13:50,863 [players cheering] 1729 01:13:50,864 --> 01:13:52,447 {\an8}[Annie] Hazel, come on! [Josie] Hazel! 1730 01:13:52,448 --> 01:13:53,907 [Annie] Hazel, come on! 1731 01:13:53,908 --> 01:13:55,243 - [girls yelp] - [Hazel grunts] 1732 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,039 - Hazel, it's not working. - Hazel, it's not going. 1733 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,499 - [Annie] Oh, no. - Fuck. Fucking... 1734 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:03,792 - [PJ] Maybe turn it off... - [Annie] Maybe hit it? 1735 01:14:03,793 --> 01:14:04,877 No. Give me space. Stop. 1736 01:14:04,878 --> 01:14:06,254 [PJ] Turn it off and then back on. 1737 01:14:06,671 --> 01:14:07,672 Jeff! 1738 01:14:09,799 --> 01:14:13,886 - [grunting] - [announcer] I want you to rub Vicks VapoRub on your tanks 1739 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:17,264 and dance around like the fruitbats that you are! 1740 01:14:17,265 --> 01:14:20,392 Okay, plan B. We need to get the cheerleaders to make out. 1741 01:14:20,393 --> 01:14:22,019 Wait, okay, which cheerleaders do you think? 1742 01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:24,563 [Annie] It's a distraction. We need a distraction. 1743 01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:25,899 [suspenseful electronic music playing] 1744 01:14:31,487 --> 01:14:32,863 - Guys. - Hey, guys. 1745 01:14:32,864 --> 01:14:34,156 Guys, kiss each other. 1746 01:14:34,157 --> 01:14:35,407 [PJ] Make out. Make out with each other! 1747 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:36,576 [Annie] We need to delay the game. 1748 01:14:38,536 --> 01:14:41,164 Guys! Make out with each other! 1749 01:14:46,085 --> 01:14:48,921 [announcer] Everyone, get your guns out, hide your children 1750 01:14:48,922 --> 01:14:51,674 because here comes Huntington. 1751 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,515 - [player 1] Fuck you! Bitch! - What the frick is up? 1752 01:15:00,516 --> 01:15:02,392 - Yeah! Get back! - Yeah! Wake up, pussy! 1753 01:15:02,393 --> 01:15:04,019 Hold me back! [grunts] 1754 01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:06,146 You're so lucky! You're so fucking lucky. 1755 01:15:06,147 --> 01:15:08,649 [PJ] Hazel! Hazel! Hazel! 1756 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:09,776 What do we do? 1757 01:15:11,986 --> 01:15:13,779 Look, look, look. 1758 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:16,448 [gentle music playing] 1759 01:15:16,449 --> 01:15:17,659 [spectators cheering] 1760 01:15:30,046 --> 01:15:32,173 Oh, wait. I'm gay. 1761 01:15:34,634 --> 01:15:36,177 Okay, yeah, I'm not. 1762 01:15:37,303 --> 01:15:39,304 I just like gay porn. 1763 01:15:39,305 --> 01:15:41,057 This is nothing like porn at all. 1764 01:15:43,059 --> 01:15:44,143 Wait. 1765 01:15:45,436 --> 01:15:46,937 Is porn even real? 1766 01:15:46,938 --> 01:15:48,439 [suspenseful music playing] 1767 01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:03,328 Can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road? 1768 01:16:03,329 --> 01:16:08,542 I came here for some good man-on-man grappling and slapping football! 1769 01:16:08,543 --> 01:16:11,253 [announcer] Can everybody stop looking at the dyke parade? 1770 01:16:11,254 --> 01:16:16,133 Who do I have to blow to get this game started already? 1771 01:16:16,134 --> 01:16:19,594 - Yes! - Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes. 1772 01:16:19,595 --> 01:16:22,222 [Josie] Look, I found empty barrels of pineapple juice. 1773 01:16:22,223 --> 01:16:24,349 There is pineapple here. 1774 01:16:24,350 --> 01:16:26,144 [Annie] So, they're gonna poison Jeff then. 1775 01:16:27,061 --> 01:16:28,520 Where the fuck is it? 1776 01:16:28,521 --> 01:16:30,147 [PJ] Fuck, I'm thinking really quick. 1777 01:16:30,148 --> 01:16:31,898 What if it's in their mouths and they're swishing it around 1778 01:16:31,899 --> 01:16:33,984 and then they're gonna spit it out mid-game? 1779 01:16:33,985 --> 01:16:35,444 - What? - [Hazel] I hate to say it, 1780 01:16:35,445 --> 01:16:36,945 but it might have something to do with their semen. 1781 01:16:36,946 --> 01:16:39,489 [Josie] Obviously, it does not. What is wrong with you? 1782 01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:40,991 They kissed on the mouth. 1783 01:16:40,992 --> 01:16:43,368 - With tongue. - [PJ] As a distraction, 1784 01:16:43,369 --> 01:16:46,038 and we can do it again if people are asking. 1785 01:16:46,039 --> 01:16:48,040 - [Josie] Wait, when was this? - [PJ] The bomb didn't work, 1786 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:49,624 and there was no other distractions! 1787 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:51,126 - [Sylvie] Yeah, there was... - [PJ] And because we were... 1788 01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:53,045 - They're gonna spray the field. - [Josie and PJ] What? 1789 01:16:53,046 --> 01:16:54,921 - [Annie] Okay, we're gonna have to run. - [Josie] No! 1790 01:16:54,922 --> 01:16:57,132 - We're gonna have to run. We're gonna have to run. - We can't run. No! 1791 01:16:57,133 --> 01:16:58,342 No! 1792 01:16:58,343 --> 01:16:59,926 - Oh, my asthma. - No, please! 1793 01:16:59,927 --> 01:17:01,011 You don't have asthma. 1794 01:17:01,012 --> 01:17:02,929 I feel like I have asthma now! 1795 01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:04,474 [girls screaming] 1796 01:17:05,808 --> 01:17:07,642 [Josie] PJ! Cover the sprinklers. 1797 01:17:07,643 --> 01:17:08,728 [PJ] I got it. 1798 01:17:13,524 --> 01:17:14,567 [suspenseful music playing] 1799 01:17:35,254 --> 01:17:37,215 - [yelling] - [girls yelling] 1800 01:17:40,968 --> 01:17:42,929 [rock music playing] 1801 01:17:54,524 --> 01:17:56,025 [all grunting] 1802 01:18:03,032 --> 01:18:04,450 [both grunting] 1803 01:18:06,786 --> 01:18:07,954 [girls screaming] 1804 01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:10,581 [player 1 screams] 1805 01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:14,584 [PJ] Oh, fuck! 1806 01:18:14,585 --> 01:18:15,962 [all grunting] 1807 01:18:18,798 --> 01:18:20,550 [player 2] Get back here, you fuckin' weasel! 1808 01:18:30,226 --> 01:18:31,310 [Sylvie gasps] 1809 01:18:35,356 --> 01:18:36,357 [laughing] 1810 01:18:37,191 --> 01:18:38,192 [grunting] 1811 01:18:47,493 --> 01:18:48,493 - [grunts] - [player 3 groans] 1812 01:18:48,494 --> 01:18:49,912 [breathing heavily] 1813 01:18:51,747 --> 01:18:53,748 I'm sorry. [grunts] 1814 01:18:53,749 --> 01:18:55,125 [Hazel grunting] 1815 01:18:55,126 --> 01:18:56,335 [Tim coughing] 1816 01:18:59,672 --> 01:19:01,591 [all grunting] 1817 01:19:11,350 --> 01:19:12,518 [both breathing heavily] 1818 01:19:29,410 --> 01:19:30,785 [music ends] 1819 01:19:30,786 --> 01:19:32,455 [Josie and Jeff breathing heavily] 1820 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,251 You saved me. 1821 01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:40,546 You're... you're welcome? 1822 01:19:42,882 --> 01:19:43,966 Oh, no. 1823 01:19:44,926 --> 01:19:46,761 - I... Would... - Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh. 1824 01:19:48,971 --> 01:19:49,972 Are you okay? 1825 01:19:50,806 --> 01:19:51,807 Yeah. 1826 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:54,017 - Whoa. - [PJ] Hazel! 1827 01:19:54,018 --> 01:19:55,685 - Hazel! Hazel! Look out! - [Josie] Hey. 1828 01:19:55,686 --> 01:19:57,437 [girls scream] 1829 01:19:57,438 --> 01:19:58,940 [panting] 1830 01:20:24,966 --> 01:20:27,676 It's pineapple juice! 1831 01:20:27,677 --> 01:20:29,052 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - [softly] 'Scuse me. 1832 01:20:29,053 --> 01:20:32,180 [Tim] Turn it off! Please just turn it off! 1833 01:20:32,181 --> 01:20:33,849 [Mrs. Callahan breathing heavily] 1834 01:20:43,401 --> 01:20:45,277 ["Party 4 U" by Charli XCX playing] 1835 01:20:45,278 --> 01:20:46,362 [Tim] Yes. 1836 01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:48,822 Yes! 1837 01:20:48,823 --> 01:20:51,283 Yes, this is the Viking way! 1838 01:20:51,284 --> 01:20:53,244 [chuckles] Yes, thank you, thank you. 1839 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,162 You did it. 1840 01:20:56,289 --> 01:20:57,998 You fucking saved me. 1841 01:20:57,999 --> 01:21:01,252 [crying] Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1842 01:21:04,797 --> 01:21:06,299 - Thanks. - [girls laughing] 1843 01:21:09,635 --> 01:21:11,804 [spectators cheering] 1844 01:21:16,142 --> 01:21:17,183 - What is... - I mean... 1845 01:21:17,184 --> 01:21:19,394 - Okay. - I guess we did it. 1846 01:21:19,395 --> 01:21:20,979 [Annie] We did that shit! 1847 01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:22,063 I mean... 1848 01:21:22,064 --> 01:21:23,149 Really proud of you. 1849 01:21:24,442 --> 01:21:26,068 I'm proud of us. 1850 01:21:30,906 --> 01:21:32,366 I do wanna say, um, 1851 01:21:33,409 --> 01:21:35,493 I feel like you killed that guy. 1852 01:21:35,494 --> 01:21:37,162 Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed-- 1853 01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:38,246 I think we killed... 1854 01:21:38,247 --> 01:21:40,206 - You killed that guy... - No. 1855 01:21:40,207 --> 01:21:42,959 - Yeah, he's dead. That's dead. - No. Oh, my God. 1856 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,587 Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed... 1857 01:21:45,379 --> 01:21:46,504 we killed a lot of guys. 1858 01:21:46,505 --> 01:21:48,089 I-- Let's just-- We'll process it later. 1859 01:21:48,090 --> 01:21:49,215 - Much later. - Later. 1860 01:21:49,216 --> 01:21:50,760 - Yeah. - Um... 1861 01:21:51,844 --> 01:21:52,928 Do you wanna... 1862 01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:55,222 Yeah. 1863 01:22:01,646 --> 01:22:03,897 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1864 01:22:03,898 --> 01:22:06,483 You don't have to forgive me at all or anything. 1865 01:22:06,484 --> 01:22:10,153 But I, like, really want you to know how sorry I am. 1866 01:22:10,154 --> 01:22:13,365 I was kind of insane, 1867 01:22:13,366 --> 01:22:16,743 and the sheer amount of lies I told is... 1868 01:22:16,744 --> 01:22:18,453 is shocking, 1869 01:22:18,454 --> 01:22:19,997 and it doesn't excuse what I did. 1870 01:22:21,123 --> 01:22:22,833 But I really liked getting to know you. 1871 01:22:24,585 --> 01:22:28,254 And I still really like you. 1872 01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:30,383 - I just... - You know, you didn't have to start, like, a whole 1873 01:22:31,467 --> 01:22:33,052 fight club just to date me. 1874 01:22:34,762 --> 01:22:38,932 [scoffs] You could have just, like, talked to me. 1875 01:22:38,933 --> 01:22:41,476 Oh. Okay, uh, I don't really know 1876 01:22:41,477 --> 01:22:44,187 how true that is. You know what I mean... 1877 01:22:44,188 --> 01:22:53,363 ♪ Party on you Party on you, party on ♪ 1878 01:22:53,364 --> 01:22:56,866 ♪ Party on you Party on you, party on... ♪ 1879 01:22:56,867 --> 01:22:58,743 Man, I knew women were good. 1880 01:22:58,744 --> 01:23:01,122 I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man. 1881 01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:06,376 [cheerleaders] ♪ Vikings! ♪ 1882 01:23:06,377 --> 01:23:10,588 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1883 01:23:10,589 --> 01:23:11,965 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1884 01:23:11,966 --> 01:23:13,467 - Oh, so sorry. - [both chuckle] 1885 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,428 - [yelling] Yeah! - Oh. 1886 01:23:16,429 --> 01:23:18,471 - Yes, queen! - [Annie chuckles] 1887 01:23:18,472 --> 01:23:19,639 Yeah! 1888 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,890 [announcer] Attention, everyone. 1889 01:23:20,891 --> 01:23:22,892 It seems like these Huntington players 1890 01:23:22,893 --> 01:23:24,436 - are not only shitty... - Yes, queen! 1891 01:23:24,437 --> 01:23:25,812 ...football players, 1892 01:23:25,813 --> 01:23:29,274 but they're also dead cheating bitch asses. 1893 01:23:29,275 --> 01:23:33,111 Meanin' the Vikings once again win the game! 1894 01:23:33,112 --> 01:23:36,698 - [player] Whoo! - Decompose, you fuckers! 1895 01:23:36,699 --> 01:23:38,492 [all cheering] 1896 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,636 [electronic music playing] 1897 01:23:58,763 --> 01:23:59,764 Damn it. 1898 01:24:00,556 --> 01:24:01,807 That was my thing! 1899 01:24:26,624 --> 01:24:28,333 By the way, what the fuck are you wearing? 1900 01:24:28,334 --> 01:24:30,920 You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. 1901 01:24:38,677 --> 01:24:40,094 Not gonna come to any meetings. 1902 01:24:40,095 --> 01:24:41,304 It's gonna be fine. 1903 01:24:41,305 --> 01:24:42,723 He's so preoccupied with his divor... 1904 01:24:43,724 --> 01:24:45,475 - [both chuckle] - Yeah. 1905 01:24:45,476 --> 01:24:47,185 I drank before I came to class. 1906 01:24:47,186 --> 01:24:48,729 - What? - Sorry. 1907 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:56,569 You got this, Jeff! You got it! 1908 01:24:56,570 --> 01:24:58,154 Oh, shit. 1909 01:24:58,155 --> 01:25:00,156 You scarin' the shit out of me, boy. You all right? 1910 01:25:00,157 --> 01:25:01,242 - Good shit. - I got this. 1911 01:25:07,331 --> 01:25:09,291 [spectators clamoring] 1912 01:25:23,514 --> 01:25:26,724 Y'all were two of my top students, I think. 1913 01:25:26,725 --> 01:25:28,101 Oh, no, that was two other students. 1914 01:25:28,102 --> 01:25:30,019 But at the end of the day, it don't matter. 1915 01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:32,857 This shit is, like, beyond me. 1916 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:36,860 Not Beyond Meat, like the fake meat, 1917 01:25:36,861 --> 01:25:38,820 but beyond me, like... 1918 01:25:38,821 --> 01:25:42,574 Who does that? Where do they do that at? 1919 01:25:42,575 --> 01:25:46,661 Y'all out here forty-two fakin' for the bacon. 1920 01:25:46,662 --> 01:25:47,913 You understand what I'm sayin'? 1921 01:25:52,042 --> 01:25:55,003 - [both laugh] - God, this is the most depressing shit ever. 1922 01:25:55,004 --> 01:25:56,838 [grunts] Oh, wait, fuck me. 1923 01:25:56,839 --> 01:25:58,089 [chuckles] 1924 01:25:58,090 --> 01:26:00,300 Idiot. Idiot! 1925 01:26:00,301 --> 01:26:02,802 - [chuckles] - [girl] She's still laughing because of the last laugh. 1926 01:26:02,803 --> 01:26:05,013 No! Fuck! 1927 01:26:05,014 --> 01:26:06,765 [grunting] 1928 01:26:08,142 --> 01:26:09,476 [assistant director] Cut, cut. 1929 01:26:12,897 --> 01:26:14,147 [grunts] Hey, guys. 1930 01:26:14,148 --> 01:26:16,191 Hey, guys. Hi. 1931 01:26:16,734 --> 01:26:19,695 - [grunts] - Hey, guys. Sorry. 1932 01:26:22,823 --> 01:26:23,824 [screaming] 1933 01:26:31,123 --> 01:26:32,458 [laughing] 1934 01:26:37,588 --> 01:26:39,464 You look like you yodel. 1935 01:26:39,465 --> 01:26:41,926 You look super religious. 1936 01:26:46,472 --> 01:26:47,889 [chuckling] 1937 01:26:47,890 --> 01:26:49,807 Get fucked, Janice. 1938 01:26:49,808 --> 01:26:51,434 Get railed, Janice. 1939 01:26:51,435 --> 01:26:52,686 Eat a dick, Janice. 1940 01:26:56,273 --> 01:26:58,816 God, what is happening to this country? 1941 01:26:58,817 --> 01:27:00,652 - [yelling] Why? - Why? 1942 01:27:00,653 --> 01:27:02,863 This is not the Viking way! 1943 01:27:05,991 --> 01:27:08,077 How old are you? I put whiskey in that. 1944 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:21,839 Actually dealin' with the "D" word. 1945 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,633 - Death. - No. 1946 01:27:23,634 --> 01:27:25,301 - Dinosaurs. - No. 1947 01:27:25,302 --> 01:27:26,552 - Depression? - [Mr. G] If you don't... 1948 01:27:26,553 --> 01:27:28,554 Deez nuts! 1949 01:27:28,555 --> 01:27:29,890 [Mr. G laughing] 1950 01:27:37,815 --> 01:27:39,775 {\an8}[rock music playing] 1951 01:27:41,318 --> 01:27:42,319 ♪ Yes ♪ 1952 01:27:44,029 --> 01:27:45,030 ♪ No ♪ 1953 01:27:46,865 --> 01:27:47,908 ♪ Okay ♪ 1954 01:27:49,618 --> 01:27:50,619 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1955 01:27:52,413 --> 01:27:53,414 ♪ Yes ♪ 1956 01:27:55,165 --> 01:27:56,166 ♪ No ♪ 1957 01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,961 ♪ Okay ♪ 1958 01:28:00,587 --> 01:28:01,588 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1959 01:28:03,424 --> 01:28:04,425 ♪ Yes ♪ 1960 01:28:06,176 --> 01:28:07,177 ♪ No ♪ 1961 01:28:08,887 --> 01:28:09,888 ♪ Okay ♪ 1962 01:28:11,724 --> 01:28:12,725 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1963 01:28:14,518 --> 01:28:17,228 ♪ Yes ♪ 1964 01:28:17,229 --> 01:28:19,772 ♪ No ♪ 1965 01:28:19,773 --> 01:28:22,109 ♪ Okay ♪ 1966 01:28:22,818 --> 01:28:25,070 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1967 01:28:25,988 --> 01:28:27,948 [singer vocalizing] 1968 01:28:27,948 --> 01:28:57,948 Subtitle | www.movieddl.me 1969 01:29:09,740 --> 01:29:10,741 ♪ Yes ♪ 1970 01:29:12,326 --> 01:29:13,327 ♪ No ♪ 1971 01:29:15,079 --> 01:29:16,080 ♪ Okay ♪ 1972 01:29:17,873 --> 01:29:18,874 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1973 01:29:20,709 --> 01:29:21,794 ♪ Yes ♪ 1974 01:29:23,253 --> 01:29:24,254 ♪ No ♪ 1975 01:29:26,215 --> 01:29:27,216 ♪ Okay ♪ 1976 01:29:28,926 --> 01:29:29,927 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1977 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,721 ♪ Yes ♪ 1978 01:29:34,431 --> 01:29:35,516 ♪ No ♪ 1979 01:29:37,351 --> 01:29:38,352 ♪ Okay ♪ 1980 01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:41,188 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1981 01:29:42,773 --> 01:29:44,817 ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ 1982 01:29:45,526 --> 01:29:46,527 ♪ No ♪ 1983 01:29:48,278 --> 01:29:49,363 ♪ Okay ♪ 1984 01:29:51,115 --> 01:29:52,157 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1985 01:29:53,951 --> 01:29:56,285 ♪ Yes ♪ 1986 01:29:56,286 --> 01:29:59,205 ♪ No ♪ 1987 01:29:59,206 --> 01:30:01,500 ♪ Okay ♪ 1988 01:30:02,251 --> 01:30:04,670 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1989 01:30:05,546 --> 01:30:07,089 [singer vocalizing] 1990 01:30:59,808 --> 01:31:00,809 [song ends]