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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[PJ] Tonight is
the fucking night, okay?
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We've looked like shit for
years, and we are developing.
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I would say I'm actually
mostly developed.
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We're finally hot.
At least, according to me.
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We're getting out there.
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We're getting in the cooch,
my girl.
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We are getting in the puss
and we're gettin' wet.
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Man, speak for yourself.
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Nobody's gonna wanna
fuck me this year,
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just like nobody wanted to fuck
me last year or the year before.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna talk
to Brittany.
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I think that it's time.
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Oh, really? It's time?
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There wasn't time
in the last 11 years
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we've all been going
to school together?
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I've been building tension.
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You know,
you could say hi to Isabel.
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Yeah, okay.
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And just what would I say?
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Like, "Hey, girl, what's up?
How's your boyfriend?
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How's his penis?
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Still awesome and big and
throbbing and, uh, like a male penis?"
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They could have broken up,
you never know.
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The fair is like
a completely fresh start.
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I'm not doin' that with
Isabel, you know what I mean?
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Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin'
the long game with her, okay?
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- Mmm.
- Here's how it's gonna shake out.
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I don't speak to the bitch
for years.
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Bam! It's the 20th
high school reunion.
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I show up,
I'm in a little suit
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like the lesbian I am,
you know what I mean?
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It's probably white, okay?
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She looks at me,
I look back at her.
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What the fuck happened to her?
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She's washed up.
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I mean Jeff has
run her ragged.
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That's when my ass
swoops in, okay?
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That made me so sad.
What? Okay.
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Josie, tick-tock.
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We're not gonna be sexy
little high schoolers forever.
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Soon we're gonna be old hags
in college.
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Do you wanna be the only
girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence?
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Yeah, honestly, maybe.
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I might have a good shot
that way.
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I don't need this negative,
really sad attitude. Please.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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It's really not too late
to turn around, you know?
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I think you wanna be here.
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Who said that?
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- Where'd you get that idea?
- I'm just feeling...
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You're getting nervous because
of how excited you are.
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- No. No, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, and we're crossing.
And we're getting in there.
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No, I can't, I'm sorry.
Ahhh! Fuck, my arm!
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There's nothing wrong
with your arm.
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You have Munchausen's.
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Look, just follow my lead.
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- Hello, ladies.
- [girl 1] Oh.
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[girl 2 chuckles] Oh.
You know what?
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- Just keep going.
- [PJ] How was your summer?
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- Good to see you.
- Okay, you know what?
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Uh, it's not gonna
happen, okay?
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This school has such
a gay problem.
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Okay, no.
No one hates us for being gay.
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Everyone hates us for being
gay, untalented, and ugly.
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Like, look at Matthieu.
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[boy] Rock on, man. Killin' it.
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I love what you're doing
with the school play.
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- Thanks, bitch.
- [Matthieu and boy chuckle]
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- Fuck!
- Yeah.
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Knocks it out of the park,
every year.
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- Every show.
- Yeah.
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- [Isabel giggles]
- [PJ] Ooh. Popcorn.
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Don't mind if I do.
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- [gentle music playing]
- [laughing]
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Hazel.
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Oh, hey, Hazel.
How was your summer?
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Were you with your uncle
at the slop farm?
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If you mean volunteering at
the National Meat Association,
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yeah, it was good.
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What are you guys doing here?
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You guys never come
to the fair.
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What happened to your arm?
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Oh, my God,
she ate shit is what happened.
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She ate literal shit?
What the fuck?
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- Mmm.
- Or did you get beat up again?
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[Josie] No, I just tripped
and I--
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Or were you jumped?
Was it spy camp?
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Did you go to juvie?
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- Yeah, we went to juvie.
- [man] Ladies and gentlemen...
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- Oh, my God, it was juvie?
- ...it's time to get ready,
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get wild, and get horny
for our very own Vikings!
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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- [Josie yelping] - [man] And
the man who will lead us to victory
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against the evil, maniacal,
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shit-eating
Huntington Ferrets,
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let's hear it for Jeff!
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[girl 3] Jeff! Have my babies!
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[girl 4] Jeff,
fill me with your seed!
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- [crowd cheers]
- [PJ groans]
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[PJ] I just don't get why girls
like guys like that.
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It's like they're like dogs,
or pigs, or is there a...
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What's the grossest animal?
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[girl 5] Jeff,
come sign my tits!
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- [whistle blows]
- [girl 6] Eat my pussy!
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That's right.
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel.
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Gimme that.
Josie, take this. Take this.
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- Take this.
- [Josie] No.
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Really quick.
This is the moment.
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Stop yelling at me!
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Could you give that back
really quickly?
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- Hey, Brittany.
- PJ.
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[PJ] I am loving all the...
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holes in your pants.
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Thanks.
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You look like
a little Dutch boy.
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[PJ] Thank you.
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So, Britt...
Can I call you Britt?
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I prefer if you just
called me my name.
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- Britt-a-nay. Um, but...
- [Brittany] No, not that.
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[PJ] Brittany.
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Are you thinking of riding
the Ferris wheel at all tonight?
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I wasn't. I'm going
on the puke and duke.
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I need to pull trig.
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- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
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I'm gonna say something crazy.
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I think you could eat food,
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digest it, let it marinate,
poop it out.
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Mmm, gross.
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Maybe this?
You want a bite of this?
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- [Brittany] Oh, no.
- Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh.
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You want a hot dog?
We could go get hot dogs.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Yeah, we could get the bun
and the ketchup.
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- No bun. No.
- You gotta get the bun.
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- Yes, you could.
- No.
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No bun. [clears throat] Okay.
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Um, Isabel.
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Josie was just saying
something similar to me.
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I don't think so.
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[PJ] I think so.
It was really good.
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It was super funny.
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[PJ clears throat]
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You're just so--
You're skinny too, as well.
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I'm Josie, by the way,
good evening.
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Yeah, you're skinny--
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You're real skinny minnie,
aren't ya?
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You probably should eat.
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They're gonna send you to the
hospital with how skinny you are.
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Uh-oh, call the doctor.
Skinny girl, I see.
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Okay, do you guys want
any of our tickets?
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Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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[groans] Fuck! Fuck!
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I don't want to say it,
but we're fucked.
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You know what? I'm good.
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'Cause it's not gonna happen
for me.
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If it's not happening here,
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then it's definitely not
happening at Emerson, okay?
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I'm done trying to sow
my damn oats.
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- No.
- I'm packing up my vagina
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and I'm fucking Matthieu.
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That's the only hope for me.
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- No.
- It's me and Matthieu, man.
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And 'cause he's gay
and fearless,
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he's probably gonna fuck me
without protection.
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Then I'm gonna get pregnant.
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We're going to have
to join a church.
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He'll be the gay pastor.
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My whole life's fucked!
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And yeah, sure,
his sermons are good,
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but everybody knows
he's fruity.
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Everybody knows
he's fucking fruity!
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By the way, our son, Hezekiah,
hates us
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'cause he knows
we're both closeted,
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but we try to make it work
for him, but he's not happy.
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And yeah, guess what?
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The deacon's fucking
the evangelist, man!
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He's fucking the evangelist!
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[crying] I don't wanna
live like that.
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Will you come and visit us
on Sundays?
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Please, will you come
and visit us on Sundays?
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- [Jeff] Isabel.
- [Isabel] Leave me alone!
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- Stop following me.
- Wait, shut up.
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- What?
- Look.
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- [Isabel] Don't touch me.
- Isabel, baby.
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My teeny, tiny baby girl.
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Why do you always have
to flirt with other women?
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It doesn't count
if they're not in high school.
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Especially Mrs. Reilly!
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- Josie, offer her a ride.
- I don't think so.
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Yes, come on.
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...Irish Catholic.
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- And I'm regular Christian!
- [groaning in frustration]
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- [PJ] Josie, ask her. Come on.
- [Josie] PJ, stop.
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[Jeff grunts]
You're hurting my head.
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You're attacking me,
and it's giving me a migraine.
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And it's giving me PTSD about all
the other times I've had migraines.
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- Just do it now.
- No.
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- Just go fucking ask her.
- No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride?
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Isabel.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.
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- [Jeff] Isabel...
- [Isabel breathes heavily]
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Get out of the car.
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You can't tell me what to do.
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- Yeah, no, he can't.
- [Jeff] Okay,
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I'm sorry that I looked
at Mrs. Reilly
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and lightly grazed
her left tit, all right?
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- Move, you prick!
- [groans]
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Uh, excuse me,
she said, "Move, prick."
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Don't talk to me,
you ugly bitch, okay?
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I do not talk to girls
in overalls.
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- Hey.
- Okay, I might be ugly, but these aren't overalls.
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Isabel, get out
of the freaking car! Get out!
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Get out! Come on.
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- I feel like we should just drive.
- Drive.
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- Drive.
- Let's just go.
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Please. You're being
really mean right now.
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- He'll move.
- He's not moving.
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[Isabel] He's gonna move.
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- [PJ] We're about to drive.
- Isabel.
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- Drive. He'll move.
- [PJ] Just drive. Josie, go.
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- Three, two one...
- Pedal to the metal. Drive!
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[tires screech]
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[squealing]
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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Jeff?
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Jeff!
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- [Jeff groaning] - [Josie]
- Are you... Are you okay?
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When people move cars,
don't people move?
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Jeffrey, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
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You're not alone.
You're not alone.
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- Back up! Back up! [screams]
- We didn't even do anything.
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- No, come here. [grunting]
- [groaning]
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- Man down! Man down!
- [Jeff] You!
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[PJ] Oh, my God.
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- I'm... I'm blacking out.
- No, stay with me.
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[PJ] We should go. Let's go.
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- Let's go.
- Yeah. Okay.
241
00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:47,713
Let's just kind of
peel on out.
242
00:08:47,714 --> 00:08:49,215
- [Josie] Fine.
- What did you do to him?
243
00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:51,133
Buckle it for me. Fuck!
244
00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:53,469
- [Jeff wailing]
- You fucking cowards!
245
00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,638
You better fucking run!
246
00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:58,516
[Jeff] I don't understand.
What the fuck? [sobs]
247
00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,769
[yelling] They're not gonna
get away with this!
248
00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,146
[Jeff crying]
249
00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,440
{\an8}[Principal Meyers, over PA]
Attention.
250
00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,359
The library
is out of use again.
251
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,486
Huntington shot up
our remaining books,
252
00:09:10,487 --> 00:09:14,240
so there will be no reading
again this year. Thank you.
253
00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:17,159
Oh, Brittany was just so cute
last night.
254
00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,330
Like, "No, I can't eat
a hot dog.
255
00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:24,166
I know I won't even digest it.
256
00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,334
I have to throw up."
257
00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,378
And I was, like,
"You can have it."
258
00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,505
She's like, "No, not, just...
259
00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,049
Maybe, but not the bun."
260
00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:34,052
Oh, it was just really sweet.
261
00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:35,970
You had to be there.
262
00:09:35,971 --> 00:09:37,055
I was there.
263
00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:39,307
Are you serious?
264
00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:41,017
I got "faggot number two"
this time?
265
00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:42,685
You're the sidekick, not me.
266
00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,729
'Sup, Ted? How's the family?
267
00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,690
Sick. Yeah, you know
what to do.
268
00:09:47,649 --> 00:09:49,358
Thanks.
269
00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:51,861
Do you feel like people are
looking at us? Like, more than usual?
270
00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,529
I don't know.
Did you period yourself?
271
00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,741
Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie.
272
00:09:57,117 --> 00:09:58,451
Hi.
273
00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,578
[ominous music playing]
274
00:10:00,579 --> 00:10:02,246
Holy shit. Are you guys okay?
275
00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:03,789
What? Yeah.
276
00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,374
- Why wouldn't we be okay?
- [Mr. G] All right, kiddos.
277
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,335
Welcome back to class.
278
00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:09,211
Hey! The prep club worked hard
on those.
279
00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:10,504
That belongs to the school.
280
00:10:10,505 --> 00:10:12,381
Oh, cool.
So, does your vagina.
281
00:10:12,382 --> 00:10:13,632
[scoffs] Nice try, PJ,
282
00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,551
but my vagina belongs
to the government.
283
00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,553
All right, check it out.
284
00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,931
- Today I got a special lesson for all of you.
- Josie, so, how'd you do it?
285
00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:21,307
Do what?
286
00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:23,435
[grunts, pants]
287
00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:26,145
[boy] Holy shit. Is he okay?
288
00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:27,481
[Mr. G] Hey, you good, man?
289
00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:30,858
- [Jeff groans]
- What the fuck?
290
00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:33,152
- [Mr. G] Yeah, okay, so...
- What the fuck?
291
00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,236
[Mr. G] Meanwhile,
back at the ranch...
292
00:10:34,237 --> 00:10:35,654
Okay, so, did he fight back?
293
00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:37,198
No, literally, how did it go?
Did he fight back?
294
00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,949
- I hope you broke a bone.
- If you need a shoulder
295
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,576
or anything,
just let me know...
296
00:10:40,577 --> 00:10:42,119
I heard you did something
to him, I just don't know what.
297
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,371
...and I'll totally let you
lean on me.
298
00:10:43,372 --> 00:10:45,414
No, but like honestly,
how did you do it?
299
00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:47,124
Oh, my God.
Annie, they went to juvie.
300
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,250
That's how, okay?
301
00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,086
[Jeff] Hey. Hey. Hey, you.
302
00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,629
Overall bitch.
303
00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,464
This is you.
304
00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:55,424
- [students gasp]
- God damn it, Jeff.
305
00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,926
What the fuck?
306
00:10:56,927 --> 00:10:59,387
Hey, you couldn't make
that analogy with your fists?
307
00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:00,805
[PA chimes]
308
00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:03,265
[over PA] Hello,
this is Principal Meyers
309
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,184
with an important
Huntington update.
310
00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:06,811
So, listen to this girl.
311
00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:09,897
[Shelly] Last night,
outside the fair,
312
00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,690
a Huntington player
followed me home,
313
00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:14,902
pinned me against my car
and punched me in the face.
314
00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:17,905
And now my face
is totally fucked.
315
00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:20,074
[Sylvie] Fuck.
316
00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,826
[Principal Meyers] We haven't faced
the violence of Huntington for 20 years.
317
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,494
They think they can get
in our heads
318
00:11:23,495 --> 00:11:25,704
by picking on our weak
and defenseless.
319
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,581
Well, we can't let them
break our spirit, folks.
320
00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,291
Keep your heads in the game.
321
00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:30,376
They're gonna pork us!
322
00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:31,794
- We're fucked!
- I'm screwed.
323
00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,129
Hey. Hey, calm down
just a little bit.
324
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,797
[sarcastically]
Oh, great. More violence.
325
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:35,881
Just what this school needs.
326
00:11:35,882 --> 00:11:37,299
[bell rings]
327
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,634
Seriously, that's...
that's it?
328
00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,678
- That's class?
- Latte. [snaps fingers]
329
00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,762
Get my shit.
330
00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,639
[PJ] Solid class.
331
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,974
[Hazel groans]
332
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,184
[Isabel] Hey.
333
00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:50,187
Josie, right?
334
00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:53,650
I heard you, like, beat up
my boyfriend last night?
335
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,695
Um, weren't you there?
336
00:11:57,696 --> 00:11:59,655
I heard you guys ate
literal shit
337
00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:02,032
- and killed girls in juvie.
- [PJ] Really?
338
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,493
Um, what did you think
about that?
339
00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,036
- [PA chimes]
- [Principal Meyers] Excuse me.
340
00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:08,747
Could the ugly,
untalented gays
341
00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:10,708
please report
to the principal's office?
342
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,710
Guess that's you guys.
343
00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:15,337
Hello, Principal Meyers. First
of all, I want to say, God bless--
344
00:12:15,338 --> 00:12:17,965
- Shut up. You know why you're here.
- I don't, actually...
345
00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:19,675
For committing a crime
against Jeff.
346
00:12:19,676 --> 00:12:22,136
Our quarterback
and the most good-looking,
347
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,972
all-American, red-blooded,
muscular man this town has ever seen.
348
00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,056
Sir, please,
look in the mirror.
349
00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,725
- Shush.
- Okay.
350
00:12:27,726 --> 00:12:32,146
The homecoming game with
Huntington is nearly a month away.
351
00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:33,522
Do you know how long we've
been working toward this?
352
00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,274
- Yes.
- Yes. It's everywhere.
353
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,567
- [Josie] Twenty years.
- [PJ] Couldn't be clearer.
354
00:12:36,568 --> 00:12:37,651
[Josie] I think I can explain.
355
00:12:37,652 --> 00:12:38,986
I can explain.
356
00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:41,030
Jeff is psychotic,
and he tried to murder us.
357
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,531
[Principal Meyers] Ha! Sure.
358
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,992
You're all victims, and girls
are always right. Right?
359
00:12:44,993 --> 00:12:46,327
Yeah, actually.
360
00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,412
How come you can't buck up
361
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,123
and learn to protect yourselves
without running somebody over?
362
00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:54,293
Maybe it's because we're small
and he's giant.
363
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:57,046
So, we needed to use
a little machinery.
364
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,631
Did you ever think
of that, sir?
365
00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:00,799
- Can we just explain ourselves?
- Maybe I should buy a gun.
366
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,135
Okay. What? What? Don't buy
a gun. Nobody said buy a gun.
367
00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,137
- Can we just calm down, everybody.
- Zip it.
368
00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,847
- You know what?
- What?
369
00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:09,391
- I'm gonna expel you both.
- No!
370
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:10,976
- No! No!
- [Principal Meyers] Yes! Yes!
371
00:13:10,977 --> 00:13:14,480
You have to understand that
this was a misunderstanding.
372
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,692
- Really?
- We were just practicing...
373
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:20,820
for...
374
00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:26,743
for our self-defense club.
375
00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,913
Self-defense-- What is that?
376
00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,374
- [Josie] Uh...
- Is it like a fight club?
377
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,417
- Well, here's the thing--
- Yes! Yes!
378
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,378
- Uh...
- Yes! Yes!
379
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,712
A fight club.
380
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:41,215
Where we fuckin' beat
each other up and shit.
381
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,299
- No, we don't.
- Yes.
382
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,676
No, we don't. Shut up.
383
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:45,135
Okay, you know what?
I don't care. Fuck it!
384
00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:46,512
- I don't care.
- You're over it, okay.
385
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,556
Yeah. You can beat the shit
out of each other
386
00:13:48,557 --> 00:13:50,349
while you perform
The Vagina Monologues.
387
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:53,060
Just stay in your lane until you're
munching beaver at Wesleyan.
388
00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:54,895
Yes, sir.
389
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:57,231
[Hazel] I can't believe they're
letting you guys start a fight club.
390
00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,608
No, they're... they're not.
We are not.
391
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,110
What are you talking about?
We're gonna do it.
392
00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:02,194
We're doing it.
393
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:04,113
PJ, I wasn't being serious.
394
00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:07,700
Josie, did you see the way that
Isabel and Brittany were looking at us?
395
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,494
- [Josie groans] - Also, you
heard the announcements.
396
00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:11,704
Girls are terrified.
397
00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:13,414
It's perfect. They need this.
398
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,041
Okay, no. They need,
like, mace, maybe.
399
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:19,253
We can't do that, okay?
We'd be misleading them.
400
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,504
Guys do that
all the time, okay?
401
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:21,672
That's the point of feminism.
402
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,048
That's not the point
of feminism.
403
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:24,925
You also don't care
about feminism.
404
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,218
Your favorite show
is Entourage.
405
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:27,761
You're missing the point!
406
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,763
I don't really think I am.
We don't know how to fight.
407
00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:31,307
You guys probably
fought girls in juvie.
408
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,100
No, we were lying about that, obviously.
409
00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:34,602
- [grunts frustratedly]
- About juvie?
410
00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,437
- [PJ] Yeah, I mean, what?
- Why would you lie to me?
411
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:37,855
You were the one who said
we went to juvie.
412
00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:39,273
I just didn't correct you.
413
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:41,567
Listen, self-defense
is instinctual common sense.
414
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,861
You try to punch me in the
face, I stop it from happening.
415
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,030
Whatever. I don't care.
It's easy.
416
00:14:46,031 --> 00:14:48,282
Look, this is how we do this.
417
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:49,700
Okay, we start with Taekwondo.
418
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:51,076
Which I've got covered.
419
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:53,203
And then you guys can move
on to air punches.
420
00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,288
[PJ] Hub-bub-bub-bub.
421
00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:55,873
Who do we know?
Who do we know?
422
00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,124
I'll bring Stella-Rebecca.
423
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,667
[Josie and PJ]
You know Stella-Rebecca?
424
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,419
Stella-Rebecca who models
at car conventions
425
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,546
- in Chicago on the weekends?
- Yeah, we're family friends.
426
00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:04,715
Okay, great.
Well, then bring her.
427
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,799
[Josie sighs]
428
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,551
- Josie.
- What?
429
00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:09,053
- We're doing this.
- No.
430
00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:10,763
Yeah. Listen to me.
431
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,514
We teach a bunch of girls
how to defend themselves
432
00:15:12,515 --> 00:15:15,517
against the evil,
Huntington killers.
433
00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,186
They are grateful to us.
434
00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,730
We build a community, we bond,
435
00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:21,982
we share, we connect.
436
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,985
We're punching each other,
adrenaline is flowing.
437
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:26,445
Next thing you know,
438
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,197
Isabel and Brittany
are kissing us on the mouths.
439
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:29,616
- [player 1] Jeffrey!
- [PJ] Josie...
440
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,785
Isabel knew your name.
441
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:34,870
- [player 2] Back from the dead.
- If we do this...
442
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,081
- Mmm-hmm.
- Very big "if,"
443
00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:38,707
we just run the risk
of becoming
444
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,626
even bigger losers
than we already are right now.
445
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:43,003
And I hate to break it to you,
but we're pretty big losers.
446
00:15:43,004 --> 00:15:45,339
And that is the beauty.
That is the beauty of this.
447
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,008
Because we are literally
at the bottom.
448
00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:49,176
We're the lowest of the low.
449
00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:50,719
- Okay.
- We have nowhere to go but up.
450
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,847
Listen, I think this is
a good idea, okay?
451
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:56,517
There's a serious lack of
female solidarity at this school.
452
00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:58,727
Not the point, Hazel.
Not the point.
453
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:01,230
Yeah, I mean,
we just felt like
454
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:03,858
there's a serious lack of
female solidarity at this school.
455
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,737
Anyways, totally come by.
See you later.
456
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,781
What's your plan here?
457
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,491
I don't need a plan.
458
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,619
My mom has a business.
All we have to do is yell.
459
00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,080
[upbeat electronic
music playing]
460
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,374
[PJ sighs]
461
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:21,959
Okay.
462
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,169
What's up, lads?
463
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:25,421
What the fuck?
464
00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:27,506
- These girls are ugly.
- [Josie] Okay.
465
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,007
Where is Stella?
466
00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:30,634
She was booked
for a car convention.
467
00:16:30,635 --> 00:16:32,261
What? It's a Monday.
468
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,929
[Josie] Um, maybe we should go
469
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,139
- before someone cool shows up?
- [door opens]
470
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,724
Before I die? Pick one.
471
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:39,309
[Sylvie] Hey, Hazel.
Thanks for the invite.
472
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,270
I love David Fincher.
473
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,814
- [sighs] Oh, my God. Well...
- See?
474
00:16:43,815 --> 00:16:46,817
I guess Sylvie's cute
if she lost her braces
475
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:48,402
and stopped huffing paint.
476
00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:50,237
[Josie] She'll never stop
huffing paint.
477
00:16:50,238 --> 00:16:51,405
[Hazel] So, I thought
we'd start...
478
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:52,490
Um...
479
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,451
- Okay.
- Sorry.
480
00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:56,702
[PJ] All right.
481
00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:59,955
Listen up, you
cunt-sucking pieces of shit.
482
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,707
Welcome to our fucking
fight club.
483
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,542
Um, it's a self-defense club.
484
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:04,877
It's not really, "Fight."
485
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:08,464
So, as we know,
Huntington is on the prowl,
486
00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:10,174
and they're picking
on the weak
487
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,843
and defenseless,
meaning all of you.
488
00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:15,554
So, we're gonna teach you
how to not take shit.
489
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:17,723
We're gonna start
with dropkicks,
490
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:20,017
tackling, little bit
of knife play.
491
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,685
Then, punch-bucket,
492
00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,687
which is when we throw you
in a bucket
493
00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:25,856
and we punch you
until you bleed.
494
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:29,902
Before that, perhaps stretches,
icebreakers, and trust falls.
495
00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,111
Is that what happened
to you in juvie?
496
00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:33,238
- Mmm. No. No.
- No.
497
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,324
Juvie was way crazier.
498
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,409
One time, this girl's
punching me in the rain.
499
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,536
Fall to my knees. It's muddy.
500
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:42,372
I get up. I'm blind.
501
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:44,751
Punch her right
in the middle of her face.
502
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,711
Broke her fuckin' nose.
503
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:48,587
Josie?
504
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:49,756
Care to share?
505
00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,384
Yeah, all right.
506
00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,220
Juvie was insane.
507
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:59,556
Once a girl tried to kill me
with rat poison,
508
00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:02,477
so I took her outside and
I punched her till she died.
509
00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:05,896
So, you killed a girl?
510
00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,773
Uh, no.
511
00:18:07,774 --> 00:18:10,943
Because the ambulance came
and revived her
512
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,278
and we actually had a really
productive conversation
513
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,239
when she came back
to life, so...
514
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,075
Um, since Josie
literally killed a girl--
515
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,868
She came back to life.
516
00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:22,538
Mmm. But I remember her being
dead for at least a couple minutes.
517
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,540
Josie is gonna start
by showing you all
518
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,708
how to effectively throw
a solid punch.
519
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,086
Josie, if you'll step forward.
520
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:30,462
No, I don't wanna do that.
521
00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,464
- What's the problem?
- There's no problem. I just...
522
00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:34,049
No, I'm just not gonna do it.
523
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,634
Come on, they wanna see
the punch.
524
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,803
- They don't wanna see it.
- They wanna see. Look at them.
525
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,137
They wanna see the punch.
526
00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:40,222
Who am I gonna punch?
527
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:41,598
Punch me. Just punch me.
528
00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:43,267
- Punch you?
- Yeah, come on.
529
00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,351
I can punch you.
530
00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,853
Yeah. I know how
to take a punch.
531
00:18:45,854 --> 00:18:47,229
Something people
would always say,
532
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,355
"PJ knows how
to take a punch."
533
00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:49,606
- Come on up.
- [Josie grunts]
534
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:51,860
Oh! [groans, thuds]
535
00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:53,695
Oh, fuck!
536
00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:56,990
- [Josie sighs]
- [PJ breathing heavily]
537
00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:02,327
Will there an advisor
for this club?
538
00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:04,079
Because we'll be suspended
if there isn't.
539
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,164
Who is gonna be dumb enough
to endorse a club
540
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,167
where we punch each other
in the face?
541
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:12,130
The Holocaust. It happened.
542
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,882
Yes, it did.
543
00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:17,968
But how? The seeds were sown
in the Treaty of Versailles,
544
00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,888
which y'all are gonna reenact while
I do some little reading over here.
545
00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,807
[PJ] I mean, he's perfect.
546
00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:24,892
[Josie] No.
547
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:26,184
- What?
- No.
548
00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:27,769
Please.
549
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,521
Dude, we're not fucking
doing this. I broke your nose.
550
00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:31,398
Yeah, and I've never had so
many girls look at me in my life.
551
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:32,691
Fuck! When did you show up?
552
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,192
Hey, guys. [chuckles]
553
00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:36,737
I just wanted to say thank you
so much for last night.
554
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:39,781
It was just so great,
and I was thinking,
555
00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:41,575
like, if Huntington and me were
in an alleyway
556
00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:44,703
and they were coming at me
with, like, swords and, like, knives
557
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,496
and, like, guns and stuff,
558
00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,708
and you taught me how to
punch like that, then I wouldn't die.
559
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,210
- That's so great, Sylvie.
- Okay.
560
00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:53,462
But, unfortunately,
561
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,172
Josie doesn't want
to do the club anymore.
562
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:56,965
What? Why?
563
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,050
I don't know.
564
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,843
Why? It was just
so empowering.
565
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,136
What was empowering?
566
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:04,097
- Oh, my God, hi. Um...
- [players groaning]
567
00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:06,350
Just, we have a fight club.
It was our fight club
568
00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:09,478
for, um, female solidarity
at this school, which we lack.
569
00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,981
- [bell rings]
- Isabel, let's go.
570
00:20:16,569 --> 00:20:19,071
[Isabel giggles] Hi, boo-boo.
571
00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,530
- I'm so strong.
- [Isabel giggles]
572
00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:22,575
[whimsical music playing]
573
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,161
I mean...
574
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,497
[chuckling mischievously]
575
00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:32,626
- [PJ] Mr. G, G-man, G-dog.
- [Josie sighs]
576
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,127
Great class today.
577
00:20:34,128 --> 00:20:36,129
Hey, uh, girl.
578
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,631
Thanks for coming in today.
579
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:39,925
We have to come in.
It's class.
580
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,135
Try telling
Dimitri Walker that.
581
00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:45,472
Little motherfucker came the first
week and I ain't seen him since.
582
00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:47,057
Dimitri Walker
committed suicide
583
00:20:47,058 --> 00:20:48,809
the first week of school,
Mr. G.
584
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:51,311
[chuckles] Sure, he did.
585
00:20:51,312 --> 00:20:55,732
Anyways, um, we were wondering
if you wanted to be our club advisor.
586
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,943
- What kind of club is that?
- [PJ] It's a women's club.
587
00:20:57,944 --> 00:20:59,821
We talk about women's issues.
588
00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:02,991
For example,
periods,
589
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,117
declining egg count,
590
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:06,284
skirts...
591
00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:07,536
Skirts?
592
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,414
But long ones.
Long denim skirts.
593
00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,709
Feminism is what she's saying.
Feminism as a... as a whole.
594
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,794
Why don't you just ask
one of the female teachers?
595
00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,379
Mmm. Thought about that,
but we hate them.
596
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,380
- Makes sense.
- [PJ] Yeah.
597
00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:20,132
Listen. I'm kind of,
598
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,384
you know,
retiling the bathroom.
599
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:25,053
- [PJ] Mmm-hmm.
- Uh, I gotta be at the co-op.
600
00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:28,056
And I'm also dealing with
some relationship drama, so...
601
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,850
Back to the club,
602
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,727
maybe this will be a great
way to take your mind off of stuff.
603
00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:33,437
[Josie] Can I be honest?
You're a man
604
00:21:33,438 --> 00:21:35,063
who's not coping
with what's going on.
605
00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:36,523
- Yeah.
- You know what?
606
00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:39,151
My mom did say I need
to pick up a hobby.
607
00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:40,360
And here's one thing
608
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,695
- my mom's always said to me.
- [PJ] Mmm.
609
00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:44,823
Sometimes, when you have
a new hobby,
610
00:21:44,824 --> 00:21:46,450
- don't show up.
- Yeah.
611
00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,785
[Josie] It's, like, you can be
our club advisor,
612
00:21:48,786 --> 00:21:50,704
- but you don't even come to the dang club.
- No.
613
00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:52,831
By the way,
great way to be an ally.
614
00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:54,082
That's my favorite way
to be an ally.
615
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,251
You just say
you're doing something
616
00:21:56,252 --> 00:21:58,003
and then you don't do
any of those things.
617
00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,172
You know what I mean? You
say, "I support women." You don't.
618
00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:01,798
Don't come. Yeah.
619
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:05,595
You know what? I'll sign off
on your period club.
620
00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:07,637
- Amazing.
- What?
621
00:22:07,638 --> 00:22:08,889
- Yeah.
- Really?
622
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,183
- Okay.
- [PJ] So cool.
623
00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:11,934
[grunts]
624
00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,065
How many girls go
to this school, again?
625
00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:21,818
Oh, my God, and again,
they're all sixes at best.
626
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,071
Hey, guys.
627
00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:26,865
[PJ] Mmm. Well, at least
Stella-Rebecca is here.
628
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,993
Are you stressed?
Because I'm stressed.
629
00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,037
[Mr. G] Hey, ladies.
630
00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:34,123
Let's get it popping
in this motherfucker.
631
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,334
All right. Um...
632
00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:38,628
Hello, everybody.
633
00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:40,712
Okay, excuse me.
634
00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:42,172
Sorry, I feel... Sorry.
635
00:22:42,173 --> 00:22:43,465
Um...
636
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,051
[loud thumping]
637
00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:48,638
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
638
00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:59,273
This isn't a little
hangout, okay?
639
00:23:00,608 --> 00:23:03,777
Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime.
640
00:23:03,778 --> 00:23:08,199
There are serious rules that
we need to establish, 'kay?
641
00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,077
First...
642
00:23:12,411 --> 00:23:13,412
listen.
643
00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:14,914
Second,
644
00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:18,668
be on time.
645
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,294
Yeah.
646
00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:23,047
Except for you.
You come whenever you want.
647
00:23:24,715 --> 00:23:26,216
What time is it?
648
00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:28,009
- [Annie] 3:30.
- 3:30!
649
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,638
Club starts at 3:15.
650
00:23:31,889 --> 00:23:33,224
Not 3:16.
651
00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:36,893
[scoffs] Not 3:17,
652
00:23:36,894 --> 00:23:41,439
but the doors close at 3:15.
653
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,192
No exceptions.
654
00:23:44,193 --> 00:23:45,902
I don't care if you're like...
655
00:23:45,903 --> 00:23:48,738
- [door opens] - "Oh, but I
had to go to extra help for math
656
00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:52,534
because I... I need
to get a full ride
657
00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:54,077
because my mom
lives in a trailer
658
00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:56,329
and she loves her boyfriend
more than me."
659
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,498
La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah.
660
00:23:58,499 --> 00:24:00,125
Shut up, okay?
661
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:03,713
My dad left me,
and I'm incredibly punctual.
662
00:24:10,595 --> 00:24:12,679
Um, hey, guys. Come on in.
663
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,972
Nice.
664
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:15,932
[PJ] Uh, we're just getting
started here.
665
00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:17,560
So, um...
666
00:24:19,312 --> 00:24:21,313
Today I think we're gonna
start with some body contact.
667
00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:23,064
We're gonna do wrestling.
668
00:24:23,065 --> 00:24:25,358
I think I need a volunteer.
669
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,110
Brittany, you're close to me.
You wanna...
670
00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:29,196
I'm sorry. I thought
we weren't allowed to be late.
671
00:24:29,197 --> 00:24:31,615
- That's not true. It's about...
- Oh, that's about next week.
672
00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:32,949
- Yeah, next week.
- So, the rules for next week.
673
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:34,367
Don't be late.
674
00:24:34,368 --> 00:24:35,619
- But this week is good...
- [PJ] Yeah. No worries.
675
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,870
...if you're late.
Take it easy.
676
00:24:36,871 --> 00:24:38,079
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just want to make sure.
677
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,081
This is a self-defense
class, right?
678
00:24:40,082 --> 00:24:41,333
Where we can learn
to protect ourselves
679
00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:42,959
against, like,
football players.
680
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,046
And Huntington? 'Cause, um,
they're gonna pork us.
681
00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:48,465
[chuckles nervously, sighs]
They're gonna pork us.
682
00:24:48,466 --> 00:24:50,550
I thought we were fighting
each other for money.
683
00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:51,968
There's a cash prize, right?
684
00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:53,929
[Isabel] I thought this was
to be part of, like,
685
00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,265
a local underprivileged
female community.
686
00:24:58,184 --> 00:25:00,143
My identity is completely
attached to hers,
687
00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:02,771
so I just kind of go
wherever she goes.
688
00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:03,939
Everyone's here
for a good reason.
689
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,482
So, uh, you know, like...
690
00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:09,069
- Why are we nitpicking reasons?
- Yeah. How about this?
691
00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:11,071
- Let's jump in. Right?
- Yeah. For sure.
692
00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,489
- Love that.
- [PJ] Yeah.
693
00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:14,533
- I'll go.
- Great. Yeah.
694
00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:21,331
- [Annie grunts]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey.
695
00:25:21,332 --> 00:25:22,666
I don't know about this shit.
696
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:25,085
What the hell?
You didn't even warn me.
697
00:25:25,086 --> 00:25:27,170
Okay, we didn't get
warnings at juvie.
698
00:25:27,171 --> 00:25:28,588
- Look.
- [Josie] We can take it slower.
699
00:25:28,589 --> 00:25:30,006
- [PJ] Okay.
- Maybe, yeah, try that.
700
00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:31,633
Take that route.
Little slower.
701
00:25:31,634 --> 00:25:34,177
Look. You just use your
natural instincts, just come at me.
702
00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,388
Whatever you want, 'kay?
703
00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:37,597
- [PJ grunts]
- Oh, fuck.
704
00:25:37,598 --> 00:25:38,932
- [girls gasp]
- [PJ] Okay.
705
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:41,559
That's great.
I say that we go again.
706
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,228
- Oh!
- [Annie] Ow, fuck! My back.
707
00:25:43,229 --> 00:25:45,313
Oh, shit.
Man, we gotta shut this down.
708
00:25:45,314 --> 00:25:46,898
We don't have to shut it down.
She's fine.
709
00:25:46,899 --> 00:25:48,525
- Are you fine? Are you okay?
- Yeah, she's okay.
710
00:25:48,526 --> 00:25:50,443
- She's totally fine.
- Shut this shit down.
711
00:25:50,444 --> 00:25:52,445
- [Josie] No, wait, Mr. G.
- Shut this shit down.
712
00:25:52,446 --> 00:25:53,863
No, don't blow the whistle.
Don't blow the whistle.
713
00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,782
I know that,
714
00:25:55,783 --> 00:25:58,660
you know, this is
a little messy right now
715
00:25:58,661 --> 00:26:00,704
but, like, the only way
716
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:04,083
that we can learn how to defend
ourselves is by teaching each other.
717
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,460
Huntington is coming.
718
00:26:07,461 --> 00:26:09,170
[inspirational music playing]
719
00:26:09,171 --> 00:26:10,339
We need this.
720
00:26:11,882 --> 00:26:14,884
I know that things
might seem scary,
721
00:26:14,885 --> 00:26:17,054
but that's okay, because...
722
00:26:19,098 --> 00:26:20,140
because...
723
00:26:20,141 --> 00:26:23,226
Because you're gonna
be fucking pros.
724
00:26:23,227 --> 00:26:24,894
- Is what I was gonna say. Yes.
- Yeah.
725
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:26,313
- Right?
- [Josie] Yes.
726
00:26:26,314 --> 00:26:28,565
Crystal, I'm thinking of you.
727
00:26:28,566 --> 00:26:31,526
You are never gonna get
assaulted on your birthday again.
728
00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:33,278
- Lucky number seven, okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
729
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:36,823
And I... I'm gonna finally
reverse-stalk my stalker.
730
00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:38,408
Yeah, absolutely.
731
00:26:38,409 --> 00:26:39,576
[Sylvie] And for me,
732
00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,412
I'll be able
to kill my stepdad.
733
00:26:42,788 --> 00:26:43,872
- Awesome.
- Okay.
734
00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,206
[PJ] And if you believe
in yourselves
735
00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,500
and you believe in us
and then you trust us,
736
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,586
I'm like,
"Let's fucking do this!"
737
00:26:49,587 --> 00:26:51,046
- Yeah!
- [Josie] Yeah?
738
00:26:51,047 --> 00:26:53,173
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
739
00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:54,632
So good.
740
00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,135
- [girls cheering]
- [Sylvie] Yeah! Yes!
741
00:26:57,136 --> 00:26:58,471
- Yeah!
- [Sylvie yells] Yeah!
742
00:27:00,139 --> 00:27:03,308
Yes! Yes, queen, slay!
743
00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:05,435
Yes! Yes!
744
00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:08,772
Slay! Yeah!
745
00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:09,856
[whistle blows]
746
00:27:09,857 --> 00:27:11,316
["Pain" by
King Princess playing]
747
00:27:11,317 --> 00:27:12,401
Cool.
748
00:27:13,611 --> 00:27:15,403
- [Josie] Yeah?
- Yeah. I'm just gonna go.
749
00:27:15,404 --> 00:27:16,613
Yeah, for sure.
750
00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:24,371
♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu ♪
751
00:27:24,372 --> 00:27:26,123
♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu... ♪
752
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:28,417
- [grunts]
- [Mr. G] Oh!
753
00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:36,717
- Whenever you want.
- I will.
754
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,890
- [Hazel grunts]
- [girl 1] Whoa!
755
00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:45,975
[Josie grunts]
756
00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:47,852
- So, don't do that. Don't do that.
- Don't do that, guys.
757
00:27:47,853 --> 00:27:49,229
- That was not... Yeah.
- These things you don't do.
758
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,397
So, it's good to learn.
759
00:27:50,398 --> 00:27:51,689
- [chuckles, grunts]
- Yeah.
760
00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:52,775
[girls exclaim]
761
00:27:54,235 --> 00:27:55,236
[Isabel laughs]
762
00:27:57,738 --> 00:27:59,823
[PJ] Yeah, no, we'll just
do it. What you should do.
763
00:27:59,824 --> 00:28:01,117
- Yeah, yeah. For sure.
- [PJ] Yeah, yeah.
764
00:28:02,326 --> 00:28:03,452
- [Josie grunting]
- [girls gasp]
765
00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:05,955
[girls laughing]
766
00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,959
- Wanna go again?
- Yeah, why not?
767
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,294
- [girls gasp]
- [PJ] Whoa.
768
00:28:13,295 --> 00:28:14,295
Good job.
769
00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:16,256
- [Annie exclaims]
- [girls gasp]
770
00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:18,133
[girl 2] Yeah!
[Mr. G] Damn.
771
00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:21,803
♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪
772
00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:25,474
♪ Turning my love into pain ♪
773
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:30,979
♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪
774
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:34,984
♪ Turning my love into pain ♪
775
00:28:37,403 --> 00:28:39,446
- [Josie] Come on!
- [girls cheering]
776
00:28:39,447 --> 00:28:40,530
Yes!
777
00:28:40,531 --> 00:28:42,575
[fighters grunting]
778
00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:47,538
- [screams]
- [Sylvie grunts]
779
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:54,711
- [fighters grunting]
- [girl 4] Yeah, okay!
780
00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:56,796
[PJ] Nice. All right!
781
00:28:56,797 --> 00:28:58,465
[girl 5] Oh, my God! Yes!
782
00:28:58,466 --> 00:28:59,717
[fighters grunting]
783
00:29:05,764 --> 00:29:06,849
[PJ] Keep it up, guys!
784
00:29:08,225 --> 00:29:09,726
Shake it off. Shake it off.
Get back up.
785
00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:10,811
[grunts]
786
00:29:14,648 --> 00:29:16,066
[fighters grunting]
787
00:29:18,652 --> 00:29:19,736
[girl 6 cheering]
788
00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:22,864
- [PJ] Good work, guys.
- [girl 7] Yeah!
789
00:29:22,865 --> 00:29:24,616
- [Brittany] Fight me off, PJ.
- [chuckles]
790
00:29:24,617 --> 00:29:26,368
Stop smiling,
I'm kicking your ass.
791
00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:32,875
Hazel!
792
00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:41,550
[girls laughing]
793
00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,722
[cheerleaders laughing]
794
00:29:47,723 --> 00:29:56,981
♪ Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu ♪
795
00:29:56,982 --> 00:29:58,149
♪ Tu-tu-tu... ♪
796
00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,318
You little bitch,
it's actually working.
797
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:01,569
I told you.
798
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,029
I know. I feel like
if we keep it up,
799
00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:04,864
we can actually take on
Huntington, you guys.
800
00:30:04,865 --> 00:30:07,617
No, if we keep it up,
we can put our fingers
801
00:30:07,618 --> 00:30:09,494
inside of each other. Grow up.
802
00:30:09,495 --> 00:30:10,620
All right.
803
00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:12,205
You know, PJ,
804
00:30:12,206 --> 00:30:14,082
I feel like people are
actually liking more than just
805
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,125
the hitting and the tackling
part of the club.
806
00:30:16,126 --> 00:30:18,503
Yeah, I know.
We're empowering them. Duh.
807
00:30:18,504 --> 00:30:21,422
No, I mean, seriously, to
have a safe space like this,
808
00:30:21,423 --> 00:30:23,007
it means a lot to people,
809
00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:25,468
and I think that if we took
some time to spend a meeting
810
00:30:25,469 --> 00:30:27,220
and actually get
to know these girls,
811
00:30:27,221 --> 00:30:29,722
like, it would be
really important,
812
00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:31,892
instead of just, like,
sweating on them and...
813
00:30:35,145 --> 00:30:39,566
Hazel, that is a genuinely
brilliant idea.
814
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:41,150
- Yeah.
- I love talking about my trauma.
815
00:30:41,151 --> 00:30:45,363
I literally jack off
after every single
816
00:30:45,364 --> 00:30:46,656
- therapy session.
- What?
817
00:30:46,657 --> 00:30:49,450
It just makes girls
weirdly horny. It does.
818
00:30:49,451 --> 00:30:50,702
- Don't say "girls." It's you.
- Bonjour.
819
00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:52,829
- [Josie groans]
- I just wanted to say
820
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:55,081
I'm loving what I'm hearing
about the club.
821
00:30:55,082 --> 00:30:56,584
It seems so supportive
of women.
822
00:30:57,501 --> 00:30:58,793
Especially the hot ones.
823
00:30:58,794 --> 00:31:00,628
Yeah, well,
all women are hot to me.
824
00:31:00,629 --> 00:31:02,589
Listen, it's really cute
and everything,
825
00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:07,594
but we're getting a little close
to the game now and, um...
826
00:31:07,595 --> 00:31:08,928
I'm just a bit concerned
827
00:31:08,929 --> 00:31:11,055
it might be taking away
attention from our team.
828
00:31:11,056 --> 00:31:15,394
I think that's, like,
literally impossible to do.
829
00:31:17,563 --> 00:31:18,564
Okay.
830
00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:24,944
[Josie] So, we know
that the club has been a place
831
00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:26,988
where we can feel
empowered physically,
832
00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:29,782
but we also thought
it could be
833
00:31:29,783 --> 00:31:32,452
a safe space and a place
where we can open up
834
00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:33,912
and talk about our feelings.
835
00:31:35,748 --> 00:31:37,666
Okay, so who's been raped?
836
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:39,793
Just, you know,
raise your hand.
837
00:31:42,129 --> 00:31:43,756
Gray area stuff counts too.
838
00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:51,889
Everybody knows the situation
with my stepdad.
839
00:31:53,932 --> 00:31:59,020
He's just obsessed
with Friday movie nights.
840
00:31:59,021 --> 00:32:02,858
I mean, God, I get it,
you're my new stepdad, but...
841
00:32:03,651 --> 00:32:04,651
fuck, whatever.
842
00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:06,277
You know?
843
00:32:06,278 --> 00:32:08,613
Every time I call the police
about my stalker,
844
00:32:08,614 --> 00:32:10,823
they tell me to fill out
an online form.
845
00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:12,909
And then the form
tells me to call,
846
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:16,204
so I call and then they say they can't
get involved until he tries to kill me.
847
00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:17,623
And he keeps saying
he's going to...
848
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:19,624
but that doesn't count.
849
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,709
So, it's just, like, annoying.
850
00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:23,087
Been there.
851
00:32:24,213 --> 00:32:25,546
We've all been there.
852
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,341
Well, I've been assaulted,
like, a million times,
853
00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,635
but I'm more annoyed
854
00:32:30,636 --> 00:32:34,931
that everyone knows me for
being beautiful and popular
855
00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:38,017
and no one knows that I'm
actually smart and super driven.
856
00:32:38,018 --> 00:32:41,939
Like, I literally own a jewelry
business and no one talks about it!
857
00:32:43,649 --> 00:32:45,024
See?
858
00:32:45,025 --> 00:32:47,652
[Hazel] Well, ever since
my parents' divorce,
859
00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:50,613
my mom has been doing this,
like, midlife crisis.
860
00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:53,282
I don't know how that's really
sitting with me, you know?
861
00:32:53,283 --> 00:32:55,201
It's been really, really dark.
862
00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,203
This has just been really
meaningful to me to, like,
863
00:32:57,204 --> 00:33:01,708
get to know some new people who
actually want to, like, get to know me.
864
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:04,169
- I want to bring it back to Brittany for one second.
- I can go next,
865
00:33:05,045 --> 00:33:06,255
if that's okay.
866
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,260
I don't really like talking
about juvie
867
00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:15,179
and everything that happened
this summer, um...
868
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,349
You know, obviously, we
get a lot of props or whatever
869
00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:19,768
'cause people think
it's so badass.
870
00:33:21,019 --> 00:33:23,646
But, really wasn't.
871
00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:28,317
I mean, unless you consider getting
hazed horrifically every single night,
872
00:33:28,318 --> 00:33:30,653
like, badass. I mean, um,
873
00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:34,031
obviously, you know,
we had to survive the Tributes
874
00:33:34,032 --> 00:33:36,117
and, you know,
I did have to, like,
875
00:33:36,118 --> 00:33:38,161
fight people basically
every single night.
876
00:33:38,162 --> 00:33:41,372
People were betting on us
and we were given, like,
877
00:33:41,373 --> 00:33:44,834
shivs and rusty pocket knives
and splintered wood
878
00:33:44,835 --> 00:33:47,170
and, um, pipes as well.
879
00:33:47,171 --> 00:33:50,381
And, um, we had to just, like,
fight people, sometimes to the death.
880
00:33:50,382 --> 00:33:52,216
Um, and I still hear
their screams at night,
881
00:33:52,217 --> 00:33:55,512
um, and that guilt probably will,
like, always shackle me forever.
882
00:33:57,306 --> 00:34:00,683
I realize now, I don't have
to be that person anymore.
883
00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:03,519
Like, I don't have
to just let things
884
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,106
happen to me
'cause of you guys.
885
00:34:07,107 --> 00:34:10,109
And, um, I am,
like, really grateful
886
00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:12,695
for what the club
has become and...
887
00:34:12,696 --> 00:34:14,405
Um...
888
00:34:14,406 --> 00:34:16,950
Just especially, you know,
from where we started and, uh...
889
00:34:18,827 --> 00:34:20,077
Yeah, sorry.
890
00:34:20,078 --> 00:34:21,704
[chuckles] I feel like
I kinda killed the vibe.
891
00:34:21,705 --> 00:34:22,955
I've never really,
892
00:34:22,956 --> 00:34:26,375
I guess, said that
to anyone before. Sorry.
893
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:28,127
People wanna, like,
wrap up maybe or...
894
00:34:28,128 --> 00:34:29,588
I'm going through a divorce.
895
00:34:30,964 --> 00:34:33,758
Whoo! That shit felt
good to say.
896
00:34:33,759 --> 00:34:35,259
Ooh, I'll tell y'all,
897
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:37,346
men... men need therapy.
898
00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:40,014
[softly] Yeah.
899
00:34:40,015 --> 00:34:42,893
[in normal voice] I think that's
a good place to maybe wrap up.
900
00:34:53,362 --> 00:34:54,363
- Hey.
- Hey.
901
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,240
Um...
902
00:34:57,574 --> 00:34:59,034
Thank you, um, for that.
903
00:35:01,453 --> 00:35:02,454
Um...
904
00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:07,124
I don't know
what you're doing tomorrow,
905
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:11,504
but I was going to study for Mr. G's
women murdered in history test,
906
00:35:11,505 --> 00:35:13,841
if you wanna...
907
00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:18,387
Yeah.
908
00:35:19,429 --> 00:35:20,681
Yeah, okay, sure.
909
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,475
[man and woman
moaning in pleasure]
910
00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,561
Mom?
911
00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:29,690
[woman giggles]
912
00:35:30,858 --> 00:35:32,358
[man groans]
913
00:35:32,359 --> 00:35:33,652
Mom?
914
00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:39,115
Oh, hi, honey.
915
00:35:39,116 --> 00:35:40,742
What are you doing home
so early?
916
00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:45,538
[grunts, groans]
917
00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:46,623
Uh...
918
00:35:47,374 --> 00:35:48,500
Are you kidding me?
919
00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:52,170
I had a long day. [chuckles]
920
00:35:53,672 --> 00:35:55,215
[Jeff] Mrs. Callahan,
can I have a snack?
921
00:35:57,801 --> 00:35:59,302
[Stella-Rebecca]
First club fundraiser.
922
00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:01,971
I'm so excited.
Great turnout, right?
923
00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:04,390
Hello, ladies.
924
00:36:04,391 --> 00:36:05,892
[Stella-Rebecca]
Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred...
925
00:36:05,893 --> 00:36:08,019
I don't know why anyone
wants my old, dirty underwear.
926
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,645
It's so weird. [chuckles]
927
00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:12,231
Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em
touch in between your toes.
928
00:36:12,232 --> 00:36:13,482
Thanks, PJ.
929
00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:15,192
- [Hazel groaning]
- Ah. We're havin' fun.
930
00:36:15,193 --> 00:36:16,777
We're selling panties.
931
00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:19,114
You know, Brittany said she'd
make me a custom bracelet.
932
00:36:20,824 --> 00:36:21,824
Very nice.
933
00:36:21,825 --> 00:36:23,200
[PJ] Do you wanna,
um, celebrate?
934
00:36:23,201 --> 00:36:24,953
We could get some chicken
on a stick tonight.
935
00:36:25,996 --> 00:36:28,999
Um, I can't. Uh...
936
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,752
Isabel and I have plans, so...
937
00:36:32,753 --> 00:36:34,045
[Hazel continues groaning]
938
00:36:34,046 --> 00:36:35,963
You're hanging out
with Isabel?
939
00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:37,214
Yep.
940
00:36:37,215 --> 00:36:39,467
[PJ] Fuck, you're fast.
Oh, my God, okay.
941
00:36:39,468 --> 00:36:41,302
I have to keep up.
942
00:36:41,303 --> 00:36:42,637
Hazel, what is wrong?
943
00:36:42,638 --> 00:36:44,013
Are you constipated
or something?
944
00:36:44,014 --> 00:36:45,348
[Hazel] I'm fucking tired.
945
00:36:45,349 --> 00:36:47,683
My mom was up all night
fucking the meathead.
946
00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:49,644
What meathead?
Hi. Underwear, cars.
947
00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:51,062
- Thanks.
- You know, like, the guy.
948
00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:52,564
He's like the crybaby.
949
00:36:54,816 --> 00:36:55,983
With the balls?
950
00:36:55,984 --> 00:36:58,320
He catches them
and he... he throws them?
951
00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:02,074
He's like the main guy.
952
00:37:03,241 --> 00:37:04,242
[sputters] Jeff?
953
00:37:05,285 --> 00:37:06,494
Is your mom hooking up
with Jeff?
954
00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:09,080
I just thought Jeff might be
her safe word.
955
00:37:09,081 --> 00:37:10,748
Jeff is his name, you idiot.
956
00:37:10,749 --> 00:37:12,875
Just get the hot people
confused, Jesus.
957
00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,377
[Stella-Rebecca yelps]
958
00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:15,544
I'm good. [chuckles]
959
00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:17,254
[PJ] Looking good, Stella!
960
00:37:17,255 --> 00:37:18,547
[Isabel laughs]
961
00:37:18,548 --> 00:37:19,633
[PJ] Are you gonna tell her?
962
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,054
[Tim] Yeah, they said
they were in juvie this summer.
963
00:37:25,055 --> 00:37:27,391
Okay, are you sure
they're not in the system?
964
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,602
But isn't every kid from
Rockbridge Falls sent there?
965
00:37:31,603 --> 00:37:32,688
[player] Hit me! Ow!
966
00:37:34,481 --> 00:37:36,400
Okay, yeah, Essex County.
Any others?
967
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:39,694
Got it. Thank you.
968
00:37:39,695 --> 00:37:41,405
- [players shouting]
- [sighs]
969
00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:46,159
[whistle blows]
970
00:37:47,202 --> 00:37:48,285
Jeff!
971
00:37:48,286 --> 00:37:51,164
[easygoing music playing]
972
00:37:52,582 --> 00:37:54,083
[Josie laughing]
973
00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:57,628
No, yeah, but I thought
she was maybe dead.
974
00:37:57,629 --> 00:37:59,338
- Not good.
- That's not the best.
975
00:37:59,339 --> 00:38:02,425
- No. No, not great.
- That's not a great thing.
976
00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:03,969
[Josie and Isabel laughing]
977
00:38:08,265 --> 00:38:09,807
I wanted to...
978
00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:12,476
I wanted to tell you
that, um, I'm...
979
00:38:12,477 --> 00:38:14,354
I'm very glad
that I joined the club.
980
00:38:15,856 --> 00:38:16,857
Me too.
981
00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:21,235
I think it's really impressive
982
00:38:21,236 --> 00:38:24,447
that you and PJ went through
everything that you did
983
00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:27,908
and now have decided
to help the rest of us.
984
00:38:27,909 --> 00:38:30,328
I mean even that story
you told the other day.
985
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,622
You're really, really brave.
986
00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:35,041
No. [chuckles]
987
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,459
No. No, no.
988
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:39,795
Yes. I mean you almost
killed a girl. [chuckles]
989
00:38:39,796 --> 00:38:40,881
You're...
990
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:43,008
Yeah, you're...
991
00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:45,594
really, really brave.
992
00:38:49,097 --> 00:38:50,098
What?
993
00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:56,730
Actually, Isabel, uh...
994
00:38:58,065 --> 00:38:59,732
- There's, um...
- Yeah?
995
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,276
There's something
you maybe should know.
996
00:39:02,277 --> 00:39:03,528
Uh...
997
00:39:05,405 --> 00:39:07,740
I mean it's pretty insane.
998
00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:09,576
Okay. [chuckles]
What... what is it?
999
00:39:11,578 --> 00:39:12,579
I just, I...
1000
00:39:15,999 --> 00:39:17,541
I heard Jeff
is cheating on you.
1001
00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,627
- [music stops]
- [glasses clinking]
1002
00:39:21,797 --> 00:39:23,757
Wait... [laughing]
1003
00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:28,177
Wait, what? [chuckles]
1004
00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,472
I... I... Sorry, I think I...
I heard...
1005
00:39:31,473 --> 00:39:36,560
Um, what? Um...
Who... who told you that?
1006
00:39:36,561 --> 00:39:41,440
Hazel told me that, uh,
he and Mrs. Callahan
1007
00:39:41,441 --> 00:39:45,152
are at it, pretty much,
like, every night,
1008
00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:48,030
- like, constantly.
- [Josie and Isabel laughing]
1009
00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:52,159
I mean, just at it with each
other, which is pretty fucked up.
1010
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,246
Um, even though I guess
it's, technically, it's legal,
1011
00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:57,248
it's still just
pretty nasty, uh...
1012
00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:58,874
[cries] Oh.
1013
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,418
[sobbing]
1014
00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:11,220
Thanks.
1015
00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:12,972
[Jeff whistles]
1016
00:40:12,973 --> 00:40:16,183
[Jeff in sing-song voice] Jeff
so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy.
1017
00:40:16,184 --> 00:40:17,810
Jeff so hungy.
1018
00:40:17,811 --> 00:40:18,979
[in normal voice] Swoosh!
1019
00:40:19,896 --> 00:40:21,940
[smacks lips, sniffs]
1020
00:40:22,816 --> 00:40:24,024
[grunts]
1021
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,442
What the fuck is this?
1022
00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:26,528
Is there pineapple in this?
1023
00:40:27,362 --> 00:40:28,904
We talked about this, Janice.
1024
00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:30,157
Jeffrey's allergic
to pineapple.
1025
00:40:33,577 --> 00:40:34,578
Eat a bag of dicks.
1026
00:40:38,373 --> 00:40:39,915
[sighs]
1027
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,960
Well, I wasn't going to do it,
but this is the last straw.
1028
00:40:46,673 --> 00:40:47,716
How was last night?
1029
00:40:53,513 --> 00:40:56,932
Uh, bad, probably,
I would say.
1030
00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:58,100
Wait, really?
1031
00:40:58,101 --> 00:41:00,145
[dramatic electronic
music playing]
1032
00:41:03,106 --> 00:41:05,066
She's walking really fast.
1033
00:41:05,942 --> 00:41:07,401
[Isabel breathing heavily]
1034
00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:08,904
She usually walks
a lot slower.
1035
00:41:11,531 --> 00:41:13,741
Hi.
1036
00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:15,202
Are you having sex
with Mrs. Callahan?
1037
00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:20,456
Baby, you look so beautiful.
1038
00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:22,625
Like, so fucking hot.
How... how are you?
1039
00:41:22,626 --> 00:41:25,002
Bad. Are you having sex
with her?
1040
00:41:25,003 --> 00:41:26,630
[sputters] I'm... I'm...
1041
00:41:27,964 --> 00:41:29,673
helping her with her taxes.
1042
00:41:29,674 --> 00:41:31,175
Aren't you
in eighth grade algebra?
1043
00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:33,135
[chuckles] I can't answer
that question
1044
00:41:33,136 --> 00:41:34,511
because I... I don't know
how to read.
1045
00:41:34,512 --> 00:41:35,804
She's asking you to your face!
1046
00:41:35,805 --> 00:41:37,348
Fuck, that usually works.
1047
00:41:37,349 --> 00:41:40,184
[sighs] Are you cheating
on me again?
1048
00:41:40,185 --> 00:41:43,395
Baby, no! No!
1049
00:41:43,396 --> 00:41:44,772
No, why would...
why would I do--
1050
00:41:44,773 --> 00:41:47,399
That was one time
with your sister, just once,
1051
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,692
two, four times.
1052
00:41:48,693 --> 00:41:51,612
No, I would never cheat
on you again, okay?
1053
00:41:51,613 --> 00:41:54,698
I promise you
I am not sleeping with her.
1054
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,200
I literally saw you yesterday.
1055
00:41:56,201 --> 00:41:57,826
Shut up, nerd!
I fucked your mom!
1056
00:41:57,827 --> 00:41:59,871
- [Tim groans]
- [Isabel] Mmm. Mmm.
1057
00:42:00,789 --> 00:42:01,956
Wait.
1058
00:42:01,957 --> 00:42:04,750
- [chuckles] Yeah, we're done.
- Isabel...
1059
00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:06,795
[dramatic electronic
music playing]
1060
00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:10,172
I'm getting revenge.
1061
00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:11,924
I'm gonna fuck up some football
players. And I'm buyin' a gun.
1062
00:42:11,925 --> 00:42:13,759
Hell yeah.
I'll get my stepdad's.
1063
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,219
What about, like, egging?
1064
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:16,595
Yeah, so we can make 'em
not refrigerated and smelly?
1065
00:42:16,596 --> 00:42:17,805
Ooh, we could cook 'em
and be like...
1066
00:42:17,806 --> 00:42:19,139
- "You're cooked."
- Yes. Yeah.
1067
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:20,225
Or what about, like, a bomb?
1068
00:42:22,727 --> 00:42:25,020
Like a...
like a super small bomb.
1069
00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:26,522
I mean, they're super easy
to make,
1070
00:42:26,523 --> 00:42:28,232
and I can just put it
under his car,
1071
00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,401
and it can be a distraction.
1072
00:42:31,194 --> 00:42:33,905
Yeah, Hazel,
let's do terrorism.
1073
00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:37,367
["Total Eclipse of the Heart"
by Bonnie Tyler playing]
1074
00:42:41,913 --> 00:42:44,415
[imperceptible]
♪ Turn around ♪
1075
00:42:44,416 --> 00:42:47,751
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪
1076
00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:49,379
♪ And you're never
Coming 'round ♪
1077
00:42:50,213 --> 00:42:51,964
♪ Turn around ♪
1078
00:42:51,965 --> 00:42:55,467
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪
1079
00:42:55,468 --> 00:42:57,970
♪ Of listening to the sound
Of my tears ♪
1080
00:42:57,971 --> 00:42:59,555
♪ Turn around ♪
1081
00:42:59,556 --> 00:43:02,683
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous ♪
1082
00:43:02,684 --> 00:43:05,352
♪ That the best
Of all the years have gone by ♪
1083
00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:07,021
♪ Turn around ♪
1084
00:43:07,022 --> 00:43:10,691
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified ♪
1085
00:43:10,692 --> 00:43:12,818
♪ And then I see
The look in your eyes ♪
1086
00:43:12,819 --> 00:43:15,821
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
1087
00:43:15,822 --> 00:43:18,782
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
1088
00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:21,744
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
1089
00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:24,997
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
1090
00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:27,584
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
1091
00:43:29,169 --> 00:43:30,461
[Sylvie] Fuck you.
1092
00:43:30,462 --> 00:43:32,296
[girls chattering]
1093
00:43:32,297 --> 00:43:33,422
[Annie] Sylvie,
you can't just throw it.
1094
00:43:33,423 --> 00:43:35,049
You have to fucking jump
with it.
1095
00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:36,801
- [Sylvie] I'm trying.
- [Annie] Okay, watch me. Just...
1096
00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:46,185
[PJ] Damn, we're, uh... We're
really gonna scare them off.
1097
00:43:46,186 --> 00:43:47,936
[Sylvie] Nice! Nice!
1098
00:43:47,937 --> 00:43:50,482
I think I'mma help Isabel
keep watch, so...
1099
00:43:51,649 --> 00:43:53,275
Okay, well,
don't get distracted,
1100
00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:56,071
'cause we could be fined,
like, $2 for this, so...
1101
00:43:59,616 --> 00:44:01,034
Thought you might want
some company.
1102
00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:04,871
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1103
00:44:07,874 --> 00:44:09,542
It's nice everybody's here,
like...
1104
00:44:10,585 --> 00:44:11,586
vandalizing...
1105
00:44:12,462 --> 00:44:13,463
Jeff's house.
1106
00:44:16,341 --> 00:44:17,550
It is nice.
1107
00:44:19,844 --> 00:44:20,929
I, uh...
1108
00:44:22,389 --> 00:44:23,515
Like, how are you doing?
1109
00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,351
I mean,
I think it's for the best.
1110
00:44:27,352 --> 00:44:31,480
But I did kind of miss
when he would touch my hair
1111
00:44:31,481 --> 00:44:33,691
and go, like,
1112
00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:39,071
"Shiny, shiny, shiny."
You know?
1113
00:44:39,072 --> 00:44:42,617
I wanted to tell you
this before, but...
1114
00:44:43,952 --> 00:44:46,120
I really appreciated
you fighting
1115
00:44:46,121 --> 00:44:48,873
and speaking loudly
at my boyfriend.
1116
00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:51,208
I really value
1117
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:54,003
when people use violence
and raise their voices for me.
1118
00:44:56,047 --> 00:44:58,049
It's actually one
of my love languages.
1119
00:44:59,342 --> 00:45:01,177
- Is the other one gifts?
- The other one is gifts.
1120
00:45:02,429 --> 00:45:04,096
Um, I know
1121
00:45:04,097 --> 00:45:06,808
everything is, like,
really fucked up and...
1122
00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:11,479
you still probably miss Jeff,
which I get,
1123
00:45:12,355 --> 00:45:13,897
but I just think
1124
00:45:13,898 --> 00:45:17,444
you deserve way better,
Isabel.
1125
00:45:20,655 --> 00:45:22,364
[PJ] 'Kay, guys.
1126
00:45:22,365 --> 00:45:23,907
[Stella-Rebecca] Let's make sure
we return or donate these, okay?
1127
00:45:23,908 --> 00:45:25,994
Does anybody know
where the fuck Hazel is?
1128
00:45:28,913 --> 00:45:31,833
Like, 15 minutes?
1129
00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:35,669
- [beeping]
- Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
1130
00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:37,547
Okay. Um...
1131
00:45:38,882 --> 00:45:40,632
[groans]
1132
00:45:40,633 --> 00:45:44,303
♪ I don't know what to do
And I'm always in the dark ♪
1133
00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:46,847
♪ We're living in a powder keg
And giving off sparks ♪
1134
00:45:46,848 --> 00:45:48,849
It's gonna blow!
1135
00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:50,894
Oh, wow, yeah,
it's gonna blow, guys.
1136
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,729
- [Josie gasps]
- [girls screaming]
1137
00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:54,856
[PJ] Oh, my God.
1138
00:45:55,565 --> 00:45:56,566
What the fuck?
1139
00:45:57,317 --> 00:45:59,067
[Hazel] Holy shit.
1140
00:45:59,068 --> 00:46:00,320
[girls shouting]
1141
00:46:03,448 --> 00:46:04,949
[PJ] Oh, fuck, there's no door!
1142
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,203
[girls shouting]
1143
00:46:12,957 --> 00:46:14,625
- [Sylvie] Annie, Annie, back up!
- [Annie] I'm going, I'm going!
1144
00:46:14,626 --> 00:46:15,667
Stop fucking yelling at me!
1145
00:46:15,668 --> 00:46:16,585
- I'm going!
- [Brittany] Fuck.
1146
00:46:16,586 --> 00:46:17,878
[tires screech]
1147
00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:20,882
♪ A total eclipse
Of the heart ♪
1148
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,928
[Jeff screams] Oh, fuck!
1149
00:46:26,054 --> 00:46:27,513
Can you listen to me for,
like, once...
1150
00:46:27,514 --> 00:46:29,723
Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore!
1151
00:46:29,724 --> 00:46:32,100
- THEODORE: You're awesome!
- No, you're awesome.
1152
00:46:32,101 --> 00:46:33,602
Great. What are we supposed
to do now?
1153
00:46:33,603 --> 00:46:35,812
Relax. No one knows it's us.
1154
00:46:35,813 --> 00:46:36,898
[Tim] Hey, guys.
1155
00:46:37,899 --> 00:46:39,025
Great show last night.
1156
00:46:40,235 --> 00:46:41,818
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1157
00:46:41,819 --> 00:46:43,862
Oh, you don't.
No, it's really all good.
1158
00:46:43,863 --> 00:46:46,074
Jeffrey needed a new car,
anyway, so...
1159
00:46:47,575 --> 00:46:48,576
don't worry about it.
1160
00:46:49,327 --> 00:46:50,787
[foreboding music playing]
1161
00:46:52,372 --> 00:46:53,456
What's wrong, Josie?
1162
00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:55,959
You seem a little off.
1163
00:47:03,508 --> 00:47:05,927
Your club is over.
1164
00:47:06,844 --> 00:47:07,845
You understand?
1165
00:47:10,890 --> 00:47:11,933
Good.
1166
00:47:13,351 --> 00:47:14,560
[PJ] All right, well,
some of us clearly
1167
00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:16,186
have a different definition
of egging,
1168
00:47:16,187 --> 00:47:19,147
but if we keep our mouths
shut, stay calm, we'll be fine.
1169
00:47:19,148 --> 00:47:20,525
They're gonna shut us down,
aren't they?
1170
00:47:21,234 --> 00:47:22,359
What?
1171
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,027
No. We don't know that.
1172
00:47:24,028 --> 00:47:25,696
- What-- Why-- - [Brittany]
- Principal Meyers will believe
1173
00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,447
whatever Jeff and Tim say.
1174
00:47:27,448 --> 00:47:29,117
I don't really see how
we recover from this.
1175
00:47:30,285 --> 00:47:31,369
[Sylvie sighs] Man...
1176
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:33,370
Fuck.
1177
00:47:33,371 --> 00:47:35,038
You know,
it's been real, guys.
1178
00:47:35,039 --> 00:47:37,249
Okay, let's not jump
to conclusions
1179
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:39,459
with the goodbyes and...
1180
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:41,296
I'm gonna miss you guys
so much.
1181
00:47:43,006 --> 00:47:44,840
[Sylvie] And like, at least
we went out with a bang.
1182
00:47:44,841 --> 00:47:46,633
I mean, that was
fucking insane!
1183
00:47:46,634 --> 00:47:47,801
[girls laugh]
1184
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,595
There was just, like,
fire everywhere.
1185
00:47:49,596 --> 00:47:51,597
[PJ] Wait. Stop.
1186
00:47:51,598 --> 00:47:53,890
We don't-- Wait, no,
we don't know that for sure.
1187
00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:57,978
PJ, don't be sad it's over.
Be happy it happened.
1188
00:47:57,979 --> 00:48:00,689
[PJ] All right, can everyone
calm the fuck down, please?
1189
00:48:00,690 --> 00:48:03,359
The club is not over,
Josie, right?
1190
00:48:04,777 --> 00:48:05,778
[Isabel] No matter what,
1191
00:48:06,779 --> 00:48:08,447
this club has brought me
so much.
1192
00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:09,532
I feel...
1193
00:48:10,867 --> 00:48:14,704
so much more powerful
and, um...
1194
00:48:15,663 --> 00:48:16,664
protected.
1195
00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:18,915
- Me too.
- [PJ chuckles]
1196
00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:20,417
- Great.
- [Hazel] Oh, my God, PJ.
1197
00:48:20,418 --> 00:48:22,252
Okay, I'm sorry
that you didn't get
1198
00:48:22,253 --> 00:48:23,337
what you wanted
out of this group,
1199
00:48:23,338 --> 00:48:25,297
but I think
the rest of us did.
1200
00:48:25,298 --> 00:48:26,882
Oh. Good for fucking you,
Hazel.
1201
00:48:26,883 --> 00:48:29,217
I'm glad that you finally
wrote one email.
1202
00:48:29,218 --> 00:48:30,969
- Accomplished a lot.
- I actually did.
1203
00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:33,055
I practically ran this club
for you and Josie.
1204
00:48:33,056 --> 00:48:34,765
Hey, let's calm down, maybe.
1205
00:48:34,766 --> 00:48:37,100
You really think that you're the
reason that we have this club?
1206
00:48:37,101 --> 00:48:38,352
The reason? No.
1207
00:48:38,353 --> 00:48:39,519
But I can tell everyone that
if you want.
1208
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,980
Hazel. Uh, hey,
let's calm down, right?
1209
00:48:41,981 --> 00:48:43,565
You're really ungrateful.
1210
00:48:43,566 --> 00:48:45,609
You're so lucky that we
even let you be a part of this.
1211
00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:47,403
PJ, you're a liar.
1212
00:48:50,490 --> 00:48:51,615
[PJ scoffs]
1213
00:48:51,616 --> 00:48:54,117
Yeah, well,
you have no friends,
1214
00:48:54,118 --> 00:48:56,412
and a skank as a mom, so...
1215
00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:11,969
- [Josie] Hazel.
- [PJ scoffs]
1216
00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:18,726
[door closes]
1217
00:49:21,813 --> 00:49:22,814
[Brittany] PJ...
1218
00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:26,192
This doesn't mean
it wasn't worth it.
1219
00:49:31,864 --> 00:49:33,241
[mellow music playing]
1220
00:49:34,534 --> 00:49:35,659
[students chattering]
1221
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:36,994
[crying]
1222
00:49:45,712 --> 00:49:46,795
Hazel.
1223
00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:47,880
[door closes]
1224
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:51,551
Whoa.
1225
00:49:55,555 --> 00:49:56,556
I love God.
1226
00:49:57,432 --> 00:49:58,891
- Yes, same.
- [chuckles]
1227
00:50:08,025 --> 00:50:09,609
Yeah.
1228
00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:11,821
Oh, my God, I always
wanted one of these.
1229
00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:17,409
But my mom says they hide
your figure and make you look ugly.
1230
00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:19,536
Um, you can borrow it
if you want.
1231
00:50:19,537 --> 00:50:21,372
Like, as a joke or...
1232
00:50:22,498 --> 00:50:23,582
whatever.
1233
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:24,750
Thanks.
1234
00:50:24,751 --> 00:50:25,835
[Josie] Yeah.
1235
00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,468
[Isabel] Wow, you and PJ
1236
00:50:34,469 --> 00:50:36,428
really have been
friends forever.
1237
00:50:36,429 --> 00:50:39,182
Oh, I mean,
since the first grade, so...
1238
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,059
We had the same
babysitter, Rhodes.
1239
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:45,897
PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I
think she's kind of like a mentor.
1240
00:50:48,274 --> 00:50:49,733
[Josie clears throat]
1241
00:50:49,734 --> 00:50:52,862
Yeah, but you guys, like,
could not be more different.
1242
00:50:53,613 --> 00:50:54,864
She's so, like...
1243
00:50:56,282 --> 00:50:57,283
like...
1244
00:50:58,034 --> 00:50:59,534
[chuckles] You know?
1245
00:50:59,535 --> 00:51:00,620
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- And you're...
1246
00:51:01,579 --> 00:51:02,580
You're so, like...
1247
00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,083
[both chuckle]
1248
00:51:09,629 --> 00:51:11,464
- You know what I mean?
- No, yeah, I know.
1249
00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:16,552
Josie...
1250
00:51:17,136 --> 00:51:18,304
[gentle music playing]
1251
00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:51,754
[grunts softly]
1252
00:52:00,054 --> 00:52:01,597
[Isabel breathing heavily]
1253
00:52:04,767 --> 00:52:07,143
[PJ] I'm tryna help
your jewelry business grow.
1254
00:52:07,144 --> 00:52:08,812
- [Brittany] Really?
- [PJ] Yeah.
1255
00:52:08,813 --> 00:52:10,523
I don't know if I can hire you
because you're like a convict.
1256
00:52:14,193 --> 00:52:15,527
Wow.
1257
00:52:15,528 --> 00:52:19,364
This is, um, a total shithole.
1258
00:52:19,365 --> 00:52:20,449
[Brittany chuckles lightly]
1259
00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:26,205
Kind of a mess. Sorry.
1260
00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:32,836
Well, I hear that
if you hire a convict,
1261
00:52:32,837 --> 00:52:34,171
they give you a tax break.
1262
00:52:36,591 --> 00:52:38,049
[Brittany groans]
1263
00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:40,218
I fucking hate Mr. G.
1264
00:52:40,219 --> 00:52:42,512
Everything he says
is so pathetic.
1265
00:52:42,513 --> 00:52:44,723
Oh, yeah. I mean,
1266
00:52:44,724 --> 00:52:47,225
I feel like he, like,
jerks off to a poster
1267
00:52:47,226 --> 00:52:50,312
of the 1999 Rockbridge team
every single night, so...
1268
00:52:50,313 --> 00:52:52,315
Literally the peak
of his existence.
1269
00:52:59,405 --> 00:53:00,406
[Brittany sighs]
1270
00:53:03,451 --> 00:53:05,703
Like, what is the point
of this assignment?
1271
00:53:06,996 --> 00:53:11,291
Who is bell hooks
and why do we care?
1272
00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:13,753
Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to,
like, study over here.
1273
00:53:14,879 --> 00:53:16,005
[whispering] Watch out.
1274
00:53:26,390 --> 00:53:27,391
What?
1275
00:53:28,434 --> 00:53:30,436
Uh, nothing, I'm just...
1276
00:53:32,021 --> 00:53:34,773
I'm just concerned
'cause I'm, like...
1277
00:53:34,774 --> 00:53:39,402
Your wrists are so small, and
the pen is so heavy that I'm like,
1278
00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:41,821
- "Is she getting exhausted?"
- Mmm.
1279
00:53:41,822 --> 00:53:43,740
I'm surprised you can even see
what you're doing
1280
00:53:43,741 --> 00:53:45,033
with all the surface area
1281
00:53:45,034 --> 00:53:46,202
- that yours are taking up.
- [gasps]
1282
00:53:47,244 --> 00:53:48,370
Wow.
1283
00:53:48,371 --> 00:53:49,746
Must be a struggle
for you to write.
1284
00:53:49,747 --> 00:53:51,331
Okay, does this hurt?
1285
00:53:51,332 --> 00:53:53,291
Actually, yeah, that does hurt
my tiny, delicate wrists.
1286
00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:55,043
Yeah, that was
the lightest tap of all time.
1287
00:53:55,044 --> 00:53:56,503
- Can you feel that?
- Can't even feel that.
1288
00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:58,339
- Can't feel anything.
- Just like muscles in there.
1289
00:54:07,348 --> 00:54:08,349
Um...
1290
00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:09,934
Uh...
1291
00:54:12,103 --> 00:54:14,397
PJ, I'm... I'm straight.
1292
00:54:19,819 --> 00:54:20,820
Oh.
1293
00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:24,615
Um...
1294
00:54:27,326 --> 00:54:30,161
Yeah. Um...
1295
00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:33,289
- I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything.
- No, that's all...
1296
00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:36,210
It's all good. I shouldn't
have assumed anything.
1297
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:42,341
[drums playing]
1298
00:54:53,310 --> 00:54:54,937
[sighs] Um...
1299
00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,523
I wanted to tell you something.
1300
00:54:58,441 --> 00:55:00,275
What?
1301
00:55:00,276 --> 00:55:02,945
Like, something that happened
last night.
1302
00:55:04,613 --> 00:55:05,740
What happened?
1303
00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:08,451
[softly] With Isabel.
1304
00:55:12,788 --> 00:55:13,789
Wait.
1305
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:18,252
Wait, seriously?
1306
00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:20,171
[spectators cheering]
1307
00:55:23,049 --> 00:55:24,675
That's... that's amazing.
That's...
1308
00:55:25,634 --> 00:55:27,010
[all cheering]
1309
00:55:27,011 --> 00:55:28,595
[Jeff] Everybody,
1310
00:55:28,596 --> 00:55:31,347
- even the fucking losers...
- Even the fucking losers!
1311
00:55:31,348 --> 00:55:34,184
...make some noise!
1312
00:55:34,185 --> 00:55:36,145
[spectators cheering]
1313
00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:40,732
I thought you were
super Christian.
1314
00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:43,860
I know. I just like getting
caught up in the festivities.
1315
00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:45,653
All right, uh, so we're gonna
do the pep rally.
1316
00:55:45,654 --> 00:55:47,238
First up, cheerleaders.
1317
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,574
[cheerleaders cheering]
1318
00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:52,870
[upbeat music playing]
1319
00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,044
[yelps, giggles]
1320
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,755
Football! [giggles]
1321
00:56:05,674 --> 00:56:08,468
Whoo! Yeah,
thank you, ladies. Ooh!
1322
00:56:08,469 --> 00:56:11,012
Thank you all for joining us
here today, folks.
1323
00:56:11,013 --> 00:56:13,056
There's been some
1324
00:56:13,057 --> 00:56:16,142
exciting stuff happening
at Rockbridge Falls recently.
1325
00:56:16,143 --> 00:56:17,228
Oh.
1326
00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:19,729
How many of you
1327
00:56:19,730 --> 00:56:23,733
know about that little girl
fight club that could?
1328
00:56:23,734 --> 00:56:25,568
[scattered clapping]
1329
00:56:25,569 --> 00:56:27,112
Ay, there go my girls.
1330
00:56:27,113 --> 00:56:31,366
Well, do we have
a surprise for you.
1331
00:56:31,367 --> 00:56:34,702
We're gonna bring...
Where is she?
1332
00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:36,956
[snaps fingers] Hazel down.
1333
00:56:38,124 --> 00:56:40,500
One of the founding members.
1334
00:56:40,501 --> 00:56:42,836
To show us everything
the club's taught her
1335
00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:45,338
in a fun little challenge.
1336
00:56:45,339 --> 00:56:46,881
[girls cheering]
1337
00:56:46,882 --> 00:56:49,676
- [girl 1] Let's go, Hazel!
- [girl 2] Go, Hazel!
1338
00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:52,471
- What is this?
- I... I don't know.
1339
00:56:53,806 --> 00:56:54,973
[exhales]
1340
00:56:54,974 --> 00:56:58,018
[Tim] Hazel will be
fighting Tucker,
1341
00:56:58,936 --> 00:57:00,771
the school's number one boxer.
1342
00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:02,606
[Tucker screams]
1343
00:57:03,149 --> 00:57:04,941
[growling]
1344
00:57:04,942 --> 00:57:06,026
[neck cracks]
1345
00:57:07,903 --> 00:57:10,113
Wait, I thought I was gonna be
fighting PJ?
1346
00:57:10,114 --> 00:57:13,116
I know what you're thinking,
but don't be alarmed.
1347
00:57:13,117 --> 00:57:14,909
Girls can do anything
guys can do, right?
1348
00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:16,245
Yeah, kick his ass!
1349
00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:18,914
Ready?
1350
00:57:19,582 --> 00:57:20,874
- Fuck.
- Go.
1351
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,333
[panting]
1352
00:57:22,334 --> 00:57:23,419
[screams]
1353
00:57:25,087 --> 00:57:26,171
[groans]
1354
00:57:26,172 --> 00:57:28,299
[breathing heavily]
[tense music playing]
1355
00:57:30,634 --> 00:57:32,427
[yells]
1356
00:57:32,428 --> 00:57:33,512
[spectators clamoring]
1357
00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:37,224
- [Hazel shouts]
- [Annie] Oh, my God.
1358
00:57:39,476 --> 00:57:41,102
[coughing]
1359
00:57:41,103 --> 00:57:42,437
- You got this, Hazel.
- [girl 3] Come on, Hazel!
1360
00:57:42,438 --> 00:57:44,481
- You got it.
- [grunts]
1361
00:57:51,488 --> 00:57:52,489
[yelling]
1362
00:57:53,115 --> 00:57:55,075
- [grunts]
- [Jeff gasps]
1363
00:57:56,452 --> 00:57:57,453
[Tucker grunting]
1364
00:57:58,954 --> 00:57:59,997
Shit.
1365
00:58:01,999 --> 00:58:03,542
Whoo! Get him!
1366
00:58:04,335 --> 00:58:05,836
[grunting]
1367
00:58:07,046 --> 00:58:08,047
[Tucker exclaims, laughs]
1368
00:58:10,299 --> 00:58:11,383
[Hazel screams]
1369
00:58:17,139 --> 00:58:18,598
- [girl 4] The fuck are you doing?
- Is she, like,
1370
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:19,849
sort of winning or...
1371
00:58:19,850 --> 00:58:22,852
[both screaming]
1372
00:58:22,853 --> 00:58:24,688
No, leave the skin
on his face, will you?
1373
00:58:25,856 --> 00:58:27,857
- [grunts]
- Fuck.
1374
00:58:27,858 --> 00:58:29,442
[PJ] Oh. Oh, my God.
1375
00:58:29,443 --> 00:58:31,152
I know what you're thinking.
1376
00:58:31,153 --> 00:58:35,574
You may be wondering how
a girl under the training of...
1377
00:58:36,575 --> 00:58:39,827
of two juvie convicted killers
1378
00:58:39,828 --> 00:58:43,373
can't even stand up for
herself against a regular old guy.
1379
00:58:43,374 --> 00:58:45,166
[Tucker yells]
1380
00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:47,628
[Tim] Well, truth is, they...
1381
00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:51,923
they didn't go to juvie.
1382
00:58:51,924 --> 00:58:53,007
[Jeff gasps]
1383
00:58:53,008 --> 00:58:54,092
No.
1384
00:58:54,093 --> 00:58:55,177
[Isabel laughs]
1385
00:58:56,553 --> 00:58:57,680
[Tim] There's no record
of them there.
1386
00:58:59,556 --> 00:59:00,682
And according to Hazel...
1387
00:59:00,683 --> 00:59:01,767
[coughs]
1388
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,560
...they never fought
anyone at all.
1389
00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:06,562
And you know what else?
1390
00:59:06,563 --> 00:59:10,150
They didn't start the club
to empower women.
1391
00:59:11,694 --> 00:59:14,237
They did it
to fuck cheerleaders.
1392
00:59:14,238 --> 00:59:15,322
[Tim scoffs]
1393
00:59:17,741 --> 00:59:19,243
What is wrong with you?
1394
00:59:21,829 --> 00:59:23,455
It is such a shame.
1395
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,959
We were really rooting
for you girls.
1396
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,836
- [footsteps stomping]
- [Tucker yells]
1397
00:59:29,837 --> 00:59:31,504
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
1398
00:59:31,505 --> 00:59:33,172
[Tim] Okay.
1399
00:59:33,173 --> 00:59:35,425
- Thank you for attending...
- [Stella-Rebecca] Hazel!
1400
00:59:35,426 --> 00:59:37,010
- ...today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington!
- [Stella-Rebecca] Is she okay?
1401
00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:38,469
- Hazel!
- [Tim] Whoo!
1402
00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,139
- [Jeff] Yes!
- [Tim chuckles] Yes!
1403
00:59:41,932 --> 00:59:43,559
[foreboding music playing]
1404
00:59:48,647 --> 00:59:49,732
Is that true?
1405
00:59:50,607 --> 00:59:52,275
That's why you started this?
1406
00:59:52,276 --> 00:59:54,944
No, no, no.
[breathing heavily]
1407
00:59:54,945 --> 00:59:56,654
Not... not entirely.
1408
00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:58,364
Not entire-- Okay.
1409
00:59:58,365 --> 01:00:01,367
Listen guys.
It doesn't matter...
1410
01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:03,954
the reason that we started
this, right? Like...
1411
01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:06,331
The point of the club
1412
01:00:06,332 --> 01:00:10,251
is that we all learn
from each other, right?
1413
01:00:10,252 --> 01:00:13,379
And... and we had a great time
doing it and...
1414
01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,756
I thought this club
was for sisterhood,
1415
01:00:14,757 --> 01:00:17,216
but it was for your own
selfish interests?
1416
01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:18,927
This is the second wave
all over again.
1417
01:00:24,933 --> 01:00:26,351
Isabel, please, please, wait.
1418
01:00:26,352 --> 01:00:28,811
PJ made me do this.
I didn't want to.
1419
01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:29,980
I would never want to do this.
1420
01:00:33,609 --> 01:00:35,152
[voice breaking]
You're pathetic, Josie.
1421
01:00:46,914 --> 01:00:48,331
[PJ] Mr. G,
we're really sorry, we...
1422
01:00:48,332 --> 01:00:49,582
All right, look.
1423
01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:51,959
You know what?
I'm not a fuckin' idiot.
1424
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,252
I just look like this.
1425
01:00:53,253 --> 01:00:55,505
I wasn't doin' this shit
as a distraction.
1426
01:00:55,506 --> 01:00:58,424
I actually was doin' this shit
'cause I actually liked y'all group
1427
01:00:58,425 --> 01:00:59,675
and what y'all stood for.
1428
01:00:59,676 --> 01:01:02,345
- Wait, we can explain.
- I trusted you two
1429
01:01:02,346 --> 01:01:04,680
and y'all exploited
my solidarity.
1430
01:01:04,681 --> 01:01:07,517
I played the role
of an amazin' ally.
1431
01:01:07,518 --> 01:01:08,893
Is this about the time I said
1432
01:01:08,894 --> 01:01:10,979
Amelia Earhart
was a fake hero?
1433
01:01:11,730 --> 01:01:13,439
Because it's true.
1434
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,692
Many a guy fly planes
without crashing,
1435
01:01:16,693 --> 01:01:17,820
but you never hear about them.
1436
01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:20,113
And then it's like,
1437
01:01:20,114 --> 01:01:22,490
[in high-pitched voice]
"Oh, it's so hard to be a girl."
1438
01:01:22,491 --> 01:01:24,158
"We, like, make less money."
1439
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:26,202
"We had to lose
our last names."
1440
01:01:26,203 --> 01:01:27,662
"I love you."
1441
01:01:27,663 --> 01:01:29,622
"I want to be with you
for the rest of our lives."
1442
01:01:29,623 --> 01:01:33,251
"Oh, I love the mint green
backsplash in the kitchen."
1443
01:01:33,252 --> 01:01:34,544
[in normal voice]
And all of a sudden,
1444
01:01:34,545 --> 01:01:36,421
you leave me
for a motherfucker named Tony
1445
01:01:36,422 --> 01:01:39,298
and suddenly, the fucking
kitchen is lime green.
1446
01:01:39,299 --> 01:01:40,758
I think...
1447
01:01:40,759 --> 01:01:43,261
Yeah, I think that moved
away from us.
1448
01:01:43,262 --> 01:01:45,763
Oh, you look confused, like
how I'm confused right now,
1449
01:01:45,764 --> 01:01:48,516
on how you created a fucking
fight club to get some cooch.
1450
01:01:48,517 --> 01:01:51,769
And for what? Y'all ain't even
know how to work that thing.
1451
01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:53,729
And I know y'all ain't
tickling the pearl,
1452
01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:54,981
you know what
I'm talking about?
1453
01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:56,232
You know what I mean?
Caressing the back
1454
01:01:56,233 --> 01:01:58,192
of that neck
and all type of--
1455
01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:01,154
Sorry, I just don't know if you're
supposed to be talking to us like that.
1456
01:02:01,155 --> 01:02:02,738
Just, like, as a teacher...
1457
01:02:02,739 --> 01:02:04,407
Man, I knew women were evil.
1458
01:02:04,408 --> 01:02:07,453
Motherfuckers always tellin'
me like, "No, that's not true."
1459
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,497
But time and time again...
[scoffs]
1460
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,041
[exhales]
1461
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,626
[PJ sighs]
1462
01:02:15,627 --> 01:02:18,087
- [door opens] - Women ain't
nothing but the fuckin' devil.
1463
01:02:18,088 --> 01:02:21,382
[door shuts]
I can't fuckin' believe Hazel.
1464
01:02:21,383 --> 01:02:24,595
Okay, well, you were pretty
horrible to her yesterday.
1465
01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:30,516
I'm sorry, what?
This is... this is my fault?
1466
01:02:30,517 --> 01:02:33,853
I'm not the one who put Isabel
on a rampage.
1467
01:02:33,854 --> 01:02:36,147
Sorry, what does that have
to do with anything?
1468
01:02:36,148 --> 01:02:38,691
If Isabel wasn't so desperate
to get revenge,
1469
01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:40,401
then we wouldn't have
blown up Jeff's car
1470
01:02:40,402 --> 01:02:42,195
and then he wouldn't be
so upset
1471
01:02:42,196 --> 01:02:44,530
and then whatever the fuck just
happened would not have happened.
1472
01:02:44,531 --> 01:02:47,575
Okay, so all of the blame
just goes on me then?
1473
01:02:47,576 --> 01:02:50,161
Like, none of this can
be traced back to you at all?
1474
01:02:50,162 --> 01:02:53,165
Well, I mean, yeah, it was
your idea to start the whole club.
1475
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:56,918
I didn't want to do this
from the beginning.
1476
01:02:56,919 --> 01:02:59,003
You know that.
1477
01:02:59,004 --> 01:03:02,089
I just followed your lead
like an idiot.
1478
01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:04,926
You followed my lead when
you created that insane story
1479
01:03:04,927 --> 01:03:08,679
about girls betting on you
to fight other girls with shivs.
1480
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,557
You're just mad
because I did this.
1481
01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:14,644
I... I... I got to be
with Isabel on my own.
1482
01:03:14,645 --> 01:03:16,103
Without you.
1483
01:03:16,104 --> 01:03:17,855
No, you never would
have talked to her without me,
1484
01:03:17,856 --> 01:03:19,398
- ever.
- [chuckles]
1485
01:03:19,399 --> 01:03:21,067
I'm the one who made it
happen for you.
1486
01:03:21,068 --> 01:03:26,072
You know what's so funny
about this whole fucking thing,
1487
01:03:26,073 --> 01:03:27,406
all your little schemes,
1488
01:03:27,407 --> 01:03:30,451
all your,
"Oh, we'll have our year
1489
01:03:30,452 --> 01:03:33,746
and we'll fuck so many
girls," and whatever?
1490
01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:38,209
Is that you're the only one
who didn't do anything.
1491
01:03:38,210 --> 01:03:40,586
Yeah, well, that's 'cause
Brittany's straight, so...
1492
01:03:40,587 --> 01:03:42,255
Yeah, no, shit,
she's straight.
1493
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,798
Does it even matter?
1494
01:03:43,799 --> 01:03:47,009
Do you even care?
Do you actually like her?
1495
01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:49,470
Do you care about anyone
other than yourself?
1496
01:03:49,471 --> 01:03:50,888
Just find some other girl
1497
01:03:50,889 --> 01:03:53,141
to fucking jack off to
and do nothing about.
1498
01:03:59,189 --> 01:04:00,399
Cool. Yeah, I will.
1499
01:04:04,695 --> 01:04:05,737
PJ.
1500
01:04:08,490 --> 01:04:10,950
["Complicated"
by Avril Lavigne playing]
1501
01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:12,119
♪ Life's like this ♪
1502
01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:15,581
[door closes]
1503
01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:17,791
♪ That's the way it is ♪
1504
01:04:23,213 --> 01:04:24,631
♪ 'Cause life's like this ♪
1505
01:04:25,591 --> 01:04:27,467
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
1506
01:04:29,136 --> 01:04:31,429
♪ That's the way it is ♪
1507
01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:34,390
♪ Chill out
Whatcha yellin' for? ♪
1508
01:04:34,391 --> 01:04:37,518
♪ Lay back
It's all been done before ♪
1509
01:04:37,519 --> 01:04:43,566
♪ And if you could only
Let it be, you would see ♪
1510
01:04:43,567 --> 01:04:45,527
♪ I like you the way you are ♪
1511
01:04:47,863 --> 01:04:49,406
- Ted?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
1512
01:04:50,574 --> 01:04:51,575
Ted.
1513
01:04:53,035 --> 01:04:54,036
Ted!
1514
01:04:56,455 --> 01:04:58,497
[yelling] Ted!
1515
01:04:58,498 --> 01:05:01,626
♪ You're watchin' your back
Like you can't relax ♪
1516
01:05:01,627 --> 01:05:05,421
♪ You're tryna be cool
You look like a fool to me ♪
1517
01:05:05,422 --> 01:05:06,631
[sighs]
1518
01:05:06,632 --> 01:05:08,424
♪ Tell me ♪
1519
01:05:08,425 --> 01:05:11,927
♪ Why'd you have to go And
make things So complicated? ♪
1520
01:05:11,928 --> 01:05:14,096
♪ I see the way you're ♪
1521
01:05:14,097 --> 01:05:15,973
♪ Actin' like
You're somebody else ♪
1522
01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:18,434
♪ Gets me frustrated ♪
1523
01:05:18,435 --> 01:05:20,269
♪ Life's like this, you ♪
1524
01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:22,813
♪ And you fall, and you crawl
And you break ♪
1525
01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:26,359
♪ And you take what you get
And you turn it into ♪
1526
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,238
♪ Honesty and promise me I'm
never gonna Find you fake it ♪
1527
01:05:31,198 --> 01:05:32,991
♪ No, no, no ♪
1528
01:05:35,994 --> 01:05:39,121
♪ You come over unannounced ♪
1529
01:05:39,122 --> 01:05:42,291
♪ Dressed up like
You're somethin' else ♪
1530
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:45,294
♪ Where you are
And where it's at ♪
1531
01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:48,297
♪ You see, you're makin' me ♪
1532
01:05:48,298 --> 01:05:51,342
♪ Laugh out
When you strike your pose ♪
1533
01:05:51,343 --> 01:05:54,512
♪ Take off
All your preppy clothes ♪
1534
01:05:54,513 --> 01:06:00,309
♪ You know, you're not foolin'
Anyone when you become ♪
1535
01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:03,187
♪ Somebody else
'Round everyone else ♪
1536
01:06:03,188 --> 01:06:06,315
♪ You're watchin' your back
Like you can't relax ♪
1537
01:06:06,316 --> 01:06:11,445
♪ You're tryna be cool
You look like a fool to me ♪
1538
01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:13,239
♪ Tell me ♪
1539
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,034
♪ Why'd you have to go And
make things So complicated? ♪
1540
01:06:17,035 --> 01:06:18,703
♪ I see the way you're ♪
1541
01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:20,663
♪ Actin' like
You're somebody else ♪
1542
01:06:20,664 --> 01:06:23,290
♪ Gets me frustrated ♪
1543
01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,959
♪ Life's like this, you ♪
1544
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,461
♪ And you fall, and you crawl
And you break ♪
1545
01:06:27,462 --> 01:06:31,132
♪ And you take what you get
And you turn it into ♪
1546
01:06:31,133 --> 01:06:35,720
♪ Honesty and promise me I'm
never gonna Find you fake it ♪
1547
01:06:35,721 --> 01:06:37,806
♪ No, no, no ♪
1548
01:06:40,642 --> 01:06:42,185
- ["Complicated" stops playing]
- [Rhodes] Josie, what the hell?
1549
01:06:45,522 --> 01:06:47,649
Why... why... why you look
like a scared puppy?
1550
01:06:49,735 --> 01:06:51,277
[Josie] Hey, Rhodes.
1551
01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:52,738
Do you have a minute to talk?
1552
01:06:53,864 --> 01:06:55,489
If you don't wanna
borrow firearms,
1553
01:06:55,490 --> 01:06:57,284
- then why are you here?
- Um...
1554
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,493
- Like, for advice?
- [sighs]
1555
01:06:59,494 --> 01:07:01,495
I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie.
1556
01:07:01,496 --> 01:07:02,747
You're too old for this shit.
1557
01:07:02,748 --> 01:07:03,998
[sighs]
1558
01:07:03,999 --> 01:07:06,208
Girl, when I was
in high school,
1559
01:07:06,209 --> 01:07:08,878
people found out I was gay,
nobody wanted to be my friend.
1560
01:07:08,879 --> 01:07:10,171
And back then it was worse
1561
01:07:10,172 --> 01:07:13,048
because they hated you
just for being gay.
1562
01:07:13,049 --> 01:07:15,176
[both] Not for being
gay and untalented.
1563
01:07:15,177 --> 01:07:17,052
Mmm.
1564
01:07:17,053 --> 01:07:18,929
Sorry, people didn't know
you were gay?
1565
01:07:18,930 --> 01:07:20,974
Girl, I wore a weave
back then, okay?
1566
01:07:21,683 --> 01:07:22,892
And I used to say,
1567
01:07:22,893 --> 01:07:24,268
[in high-pitched voice]
"Hey, girl. Hey..."
1568
01:07:24,269 --> 01:07:25,686
[in normal voice]
Look, that's not the point.
1569
01:07:25,687 --> 01:07:26,771
You want some advice?
1570
01:07:26,772 --> 01:07:28,647
Invest in yourself,
1571
01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:30,441
teach people to fear you
instead of love you.
1572
01:07:30,442 --> 01:07:33,611
I don't wanna, like, deny
your advice, obviously.
1573
01:07:33,612 --> 01:07:34,945
I just, um...
1574
01:07:34,946 --> 01:07:37,281
PJ and I are actually
in a fight right now.
1575
01:07:37,282 --> 01:07:38,699
- So, like...
- [coughing]
1576
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:40,451
Like, that's the advice
that I need.
1577
01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:43,662
I never had many friends,
and that's... that's sad.
1578
01:07:43,663 --> 01:07:46,081
And as I've gotten old
in this world,
1579
01:07:46,082 --> 01:07:47,834
it's just gotten more sad.
1580
01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:51,712
Okay, um...
1581
01:07:51,713 --> 01:07:53,589
I think I'm just gonna go
to the game
1582
01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:55,591
and then work it out
with PJ there.
1583
01:07:55,592 --> 01:07:56,759
I wouldn't do that.
1584
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,927
Why not?
1585
01:07:57,928 --> 01:07:59,970
- It's with Huntington, right?
- Yeah.
1586
01:07:59,971 --> 01:08:03,098
Well, I'm guessing they've been fucking
people up for the past month, right?
1587
01:08:03,099 --> 01:08:05,684
- Yeah.
- So, they're violent.
1588
01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:07,144
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight?
1589
01:08:07,145 --> 01:08:09,064
I don't know. Football?
1590
01:08:10,106 --> 01:08:12,191
- Game? Tackle?
- [groans]
1591
01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:13,360
Oh, girl.
1592
01:08:14,736 --> 01:08:16,987
There is a 50-year rivalry
going on.
1593
01:08:16,988 --> 01:08:19,032
They always fuck up
some unlucky player.
1594
01:08:20,492 --> 01:08:21,951
How you don't know--
1595
01:08:21,952 --> 01:08:24,787
In '77, they burned him
at a stake with his dog.
1596
01:08:24,788 --> 01:08:27,957
In '92, they drowned him
in a giant kiddie pool.
1597
01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:31,085
And in '03, they pulled
his body apart with horses.
1598
01:08:31,086 --> 01:08:32,461
It's called quartering.
1599
01:08:32,462 --> 01:08:34,004
I know... I know
what it's called.
1600
01:08:34,005 --> 01:08:36,131
So, tonight,
I'm stayin' inside
1601
01:08:36,132 --> 01:08:37,675
and double boltin'
those doors.
1602
01:08:37,676 --> 01:08:39,719
[suspenseful music playing]
1603
01:08:40,595 --> 01:08:42,263
[exhales nervously]
1604
01:08:42,264 --> 01:08:44,640
If you ever grab a--
[mumbles] Nah, I don't care.
1605
01:08:44,641 --> 01:08:47,768
I didn't understand a word
of that, I'm so sorry.
1606
01:08:47,769 --> 01:08:52,523
♪ I had one of those days ♪
1607
01:08:52,524 --> 01:08:56,862
♪ Everything went wrong
No matter what I did or said ♪
1608
01:08:58,113 --> 01:08:59,613
♪ Everyone I talk to... ♪
1609
01:08:59,614 --> 01:09:00,699
[music stops]
1610
01:09:13,837 --> 01:09:16,631
Just go. Go, just, go.
I don't wanna go.
1611
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,050
- [Josie panting]
- Oh, my God.
1612
01:09:20,051 --> 01:09:22,219
- Hey.
- How did you find me?
1613
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,096
Why are you breathing
so heavy?
1614
01:09:24,097 --> 01:09:26,682
Okay. I know we're not
in a great place right now--
1615
01:09:26,683 --> 01:09:29,059
Yeah, because I'm pissed.
I'm fuckin' pissed.
1616
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,437
Okay, well, I just still think
we need to talk
1617
01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,355
about everything
that's, like, going on.
1618
01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:35,566
Yeah, cool, well,
I don't wanna hear it, so...
1619
01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:37,651
Okay, maybe you
should reconsider
1620
01:09:37,652 --> 01:09:40,237
because I saw Rhodes,
she says hi, by the way.
1621
01:09:40,238 --> 01:09:42,615
She said this Huntington shit's
way darker than we thought.
1622
01:09:42,616 --> 01:09:45,409
Apparently, every time
Huntington plays Rockbridge,
1623
01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:47,620
they try to kill a player
and his pets.
1624
01:09:47,621 --> 01:09:48,913
The pets?
1625
01:09:48,914 --> 01:09:50,915
It's bloodlust, man.
That's not the point.
1626
01:09:50,916 --> 01:09:52,166
Sounds like I should get
1627
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:53,250
- the fuck out of here now. Okay?
- No.
1628
01:09:53,251 --> 01:09:54,710
PJ, seriously, come on.
1629
01:09:54,711 --> 01:09:56,170
We need to get
the club back together,
1630
01:09:56,171 --> 01:09:58,839
so we can save them.
[inhales, coughs]
1631
01:09:58,840 --> 01:09:59,966
What?
1632
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,470
Sorry, you're saying
you want me and then you
1633
01:10:04,471 --> 01:10:07,014
and then all of the girls
that fuckin' hate us
1634
01:10:07,015 --> 01:10:10,225
to get together and save
some fucking football player,
1635
01:10:10,226 --> 01:10:11,644
who we hate?
1636
01:10:11,645 --> 01:10:13,354
Circle of bad vibes.
1637
01:10:13,355 --> 01:10:14,980
Okay, well, obviously, why
would you lay it out like that?
1638
01:10:14,981 --> 01:10:16,148
Because it sounds insane.
1639
01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:18,025
'Cause it is.
Why would we do that?
1640
01:10:18,026 --> 01:10:21,196
Because we made these girls
trust us and then we humiliated them.
1641
01:10:22,697 --> 01:10:25,783
They deserve a shot
at showing everybody
1642
01:10:25,784 --> 01:10:27,409
what they know,
what they learned,
1643
01:10:27,410 --> 01:10:28,912
how fucking cool they are.
1644
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,748
Let's do this for the club.
1645
01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,084
What do you say?
1646
01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:37,336
- Can we save the damn day?
- [sighs]
1647
01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:39,381
[stirring electronic
music playing]
1648
01:10:40,173 --> 01:10:41,590
Wow.
1649
01:10:41,591 --> 01:10:42,716
Pulling out the necklace
1650
01:10:42,717 --> 01:10:44,761
- in the final fuckin' hour.
- Well...
1651
01:10:47,263 --> 01:10:48,264
Yeah.
1652
01:10:50,308 --> 01:10:52,559
Mmm. Nice.
1653
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,938
[announcer] Rockbridge, this is
the most important day of your life.
1654
01:10:55,939 --> 01:10:59,024
Forget your wedding,
forget your funeral,
1655
01:10:59,025 --> 01:11:00,776
fuck your bar mitzvah.
1656
01:11:00,777 --> 01:11:02,695
This is what matters.
1657
01:11:02,696 --> 01:11:05,656
Gameday, let's do this!
1658
01:11:05,657 --> 01:11:08,952
- Let's go, Vikings!
- [Josie] We're almost there.
1659
01:11:10,996 --> 01:11:15,290
Okay, first off, PJ has
something to say to Hazel, so...
1660
01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:18,127
The apology. Do the apology.
Do the apology, instead.
1661
01:11:18,128 --> 01:11:19,753
Okay.
1662
01:11:19,754 --> 01:11:22,298
I'm sorry that I called
your mom a skank.
1663
01:11:24,509 --> 01:11:27,136
And I'm sorry
1664
01:11:27,137 --> 01:11:31,015
for saying that you have
no friends really loud
1665
01:11:31,016 --> 01:11:32,933
in front of all
of your friends.
1666
01:11:32,934 --> 01:11:36,563
And I'm sorry for being
an asshole a lot of the time.
1667
01:11:37,939 --> 01:11:40,524
Most of the--
All of the time.
1668
01:11:40,525 --> 01:11:44,028
And I do think that it's nice
you always take notes
1669
01:11:44,029 --> 01:11:48,408
and then you type them up
and email them to everyone...
1670
01:11:51,286 --> 01:11:52,787
and I really appreciate it.
1671
01:11:56,374 --> 01:11:57,375
Do you forgive me?
1672
01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,503
Yes.
1673
01:12:01,504 --> 01:12:03,088
[Josie] I don't want to
interrupt this gorgeous moment
1674
01:12:03,089 --> 01:12:04,882
but we don't have time now
1675
01:12:04,883 --> 01:12:07,509
because I got information from
a very confidential source
1676
01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:09,178
that Huntington
is trying to kill
1677
01:12:09,179 --> 01:12:10,554
someone on this team tonight.
1678
01:12:10,555 --> 01:12:11,638
What are you even
talking about, Josie?
1679
01:12:11,639 --> 01:12:13,015
Nobody's even over there.
1680
01:12:13,016 --> 01:12:14,933
[Josie] Oh, my God,
nobody is even over there.
1681
01:12:14,934 --> 01:12:16,685
Well, that is obviously
a red flag.
1682
01:12:16,686 --> 01:12:19,104
Are we not reading that
as a red flag? That's crazy.
1683
01:12:19,105 --> 01:12:21,231
- What?
- [Josie] Please, Annie.
1684
01:12:21,232 --> 01:12:22,775
Even though
you're a Black Republican,
1685
01:12:22,776 --> 01:12:25,110
you are the smartest
out of all of us, okay?
1686
01:12:25,111 --> 01:12:27,112
I mean, obviously I know that.
You think I don't know that?
1687
01:12:27,113 --> 01:12:29,114
[Josie] Then help us
figure this out.
1688
01:12:29,115 --> 01:12:31,784
We need to stop the game.
We need to save them.
1689
01:12:31,785 --> 01:12:34,120
[PJ] Wait, wait, hang on.
Hazel...
1690
01:12:35,538 --> 01:12:36,998
we need a distraction.
1691
01:12:39,793 --> 01:12:41,543
Oh, now you want a bomb.
1692
01:12:41,544 --> 01:12:43,504
- [cheerleaders] ♪ Hey, here
we go! ♪ - [grunts] Oh, fuck.
1693
01:12:43,505 --> 01:12:45,506
- So sorry. Okay. Fuck.
- ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1694
01:12:45,507 --> 01:12:47,341
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1695
01:12:47,342 --> 01:12:49,718
♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1696
01:12:49,719 --> 01:12:51,553
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1697
01:12:51,554 --> 01:12:54,181
- ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
- Isabel.
1698
01:12:54,182 --> 01:12:56,266
I know you really must
hate me right now,
1699
01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,768
but the club needs you.
1700
01:12:57,769 --> 01:12:59,019
To what? Have sex with them?
1701
01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:01,313
Guys, we really,
really need you. We do.
1702
01:13:01,314 --> 01:13:03,107
In your fucking dreams, PJ.
1703
01:13:03,108 --> 01:13:04,818
Which you don't deserve
to have.
1704
01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:07,361
When you sleep,
1705
01:13:07,362 --> 01:13:10,322
- it should be, like... Total darkness.
- [announcer] Rockbridge, are you ready?
1706
01:13:10,323 --> 01:13:12,241
- Oh, fuck.
- Wow, okay.
1707
01:13:12,242 --> 01:13:13,325
[Josie] Okay, wait, seriously,
1708
01:13:13,326 --> 01:13:14,827
maybe if you
just listened to us.
1709
01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,453
- Just listen to us. Whoa!
- Brittany.
1710
01:13:16,454 --> 01:13:18,080
- [announcer] Here comes your team!
- [Josie] Isabel.
1711
01:13:18,081 --> 01:13:21,208
I wouldn't be asking you
if this wasn't important!
1712
01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:22,668
[Annie] We don't have time
for this.
1713
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,419
- [PJ] Josie, come on.
- [Annie] Hazel!
1714
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:25,754
- Okay, now that you're all...
- [Hazel] Ugh. Uh...
1715
01:13:25,755 --> 01:13:27,089
...warmed up,
I want you guys...
1716
01:13:27,090 --> 01:13:28,465
[Hazel] Is it the red wire?
1717
01:13:28,466 --> 01:13:30,843
Shit, or is it the yellow?
1718
01:13:30,844 --> 01:13:32,302
[announcer]
...Shawshank your way out.
1719
01:13:32,303 --> 01:13:33,554
- Put your hands together...
- You got this, Jeff.
1720
01:13:33,555 --> 01:13:34,805
- ...and shake your tanks.
- You got it!
1721
01:13:34,806 --> 01:13:37,976
Hazel! It's starting!
1722
01:13:39,144 --> 01:13:40,936
[announcer] Jeff!
1723
01:13:40,937 --> 01:13:43,147
[girl] Jeff! Eat my pussy!
1724
01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:44,356
[Annie] Come on, come on!
1725
01:13:44,357 --> 01:13:45,816
[panting]
1726
01:13:45,817 --> 01:13:47,109
[players] Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
1727
01:13:47,110 --> 01:13:49,486
- Hurry, Hazel!
- It's gonna blow.
1728
01:13:49,487 --> 01:13:50,863
[players cheering]
1729
01:13:50,864 --> 01:13:52,447
{\an8}[Annie] Hazel, come on!
[Josie] Hazel!
1730
01:13:52,448 --> 01:13:53,907
[Annie] Hazel, come on!
1731
01:13:53,908 --> 01:13:55,243
- [girls yelp]
- [Hazel grunts]
1732
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,039
- Hazel, it's not working.
- Hazel, it's not going.
1733
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,499
- [Annie] Oh, no.
- Fuck. Fucking...
1734
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:03,792
- [PJ] Maybe turn it off...
- [Annie] Maybe hit it?
1735
01:14:03,793 --> 01:14:04,877
No. Give me space. Stop.
1736
01:14:04,878 --> 01:14:06,254
[PJ] Turn it off
and then back on.
1737
01:14:06,671 --> 01:14:07,672
Jeff!
1738
01:14:09,799 --> 01:14:13,886
- [grunting] - [announcer] I want you
to rub Vicks VapoRub on your tanks
1739
01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:17,264
and dance around like
the fruitbats that you are!
1740
01:14:17,265 --> 01:14:20,392
Okay, plan B. We need to get
the cheerleaders to make out.
1741
01:14:20,393 --> 01:14:22,019
Wait, okay, which cheerleaders
do you think?
1742
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:24,563
[Annie] It's a distraction.
We need a distraction.
1743
01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:25,899
[suspenseful electronic
music playing]
1744
01:14:31,487 --> 01:14:32,863
- Guys.
- Hey, guys.
1745
01:14:32,864 --> 01:14:34,156
Guys, kiss each other.
1746
01:14:34,157 --> 01:14:35,407
[PJ] Make out.
Make out with each other!
1747
01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:36,576
[Annie] We need
to delay the game.
1748
01:14:38,536 --> 01:14:41,164
Guys! Make out
with each other!
1749
01:14:46,085 --> 01:14:48,921
[announcer] Everyone, get
your guns out, hide your children
1750
01:14:48,922 --> 01:14:51,674
because here comes Huntington.
1751
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,515
- [player 1] Fuck you! Bitch!
- What the frick is up?
1752
01:15:00,516 --> 01:15:02,392
- Yeah! Get back!
- Yeah! Wake up, pussy!
1753
01:15:02,393 --> 01:15:04,019
Hold me back! [grunts]
1754
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:06,146
You're so lucky!
You're so fucking lucky.
1755
01:15:06,147 --> 01:15:08,649
[PJ] Hazel! Hazel! Hazel!
1756
01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:09,776
What do we do?
1757
01:15:11,986 --> 01:15:13,779
Look, look, look.
1758
01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:16,448
[gentle music playing]
1759
01:15:16,449 --> 01:15:17,659
[spectators cheering]
1760
01:15:30,046 --> 01:15:32,173
Oh, wait. I'm gay.
1761
01:15:34,634 --> 01:15:36,177
Okay, yeah, I'm not.
1762
01:15:37,303 --> 01:15:39,304
I just like gay porn.
1763
01:15:39,305 --> 01:15:41,057
This is nothing
like porn at all.
1764
01:15:43,059 --> 01:15:44,143
Wait.
1765
01:15:45,436 --> 01:15:46,937
Is porn even real?
1766
01:15:46,938 --> 01:15:48,439
[suspenseful music playing]
1767
01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:03,328
Can we cut the gay shit
and get this show on the road?
1768
01:16:03,329 --> 01:16:08,542
I came here for some good man-on-man
grappling and slapping football!
1769
01:16:08,543 --> 01:16:11,253
[announcer] Can everybody
stop looking at the dyke parade?
1770
01:16:11,254 --> 01:16:16,133
Who do I have to blow to
get this game started already?
1771
01:16:16,134 --> 01:16:19,594
- Yes!
- Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes.
1772
01:16:19,595 --> 01:16:22,222
[Josie] Look, I found empty
barrels of pineapple juice.
1773
01:16:22,223 --> 01:16:24,349
There is pineapple here.
1774
01:16:24,350 --> 01:16:26,144
[Annie] So, they're gonna
poison Jeff then.
1775
01:16:27,061 --> 01:16:28,520
Where the fuck is it?
1776
01:16:28,521 --> 01:16:30,147
[PJ] Fuck, I'm thinking
really quick.
1777
01:16:30,148 --> 01:16:31,898
What if it's in their mouths
and they're swishing it around
1778
01:16:31,899 --> 01:16:33,984
and then they're gonna
spit it out mid-game?
1779
01:16:33,985 --> 01:16:35,444
- What?
- [Hazel] I hate to say it,
1780
01:16:35,445 --> 01:16:36,945
but it might have something
to do with their semen.
1781
01:16:36,946 --> 01:16:39,489
[Josie] Obviously, it does not.
What is wrong with you?
1782
01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:40,991
They kissed on the mouth.
1783
01:16:40,992 --> 01:16:43,368
- With tongue.
- [PJ] As a distraction,
1784
01:16:43,369 --> 01:16:46,038
and we can do it again
if people are asking.
1785
01:16:46,039 --> 01:16:48,040
- [Josie] Wait, when was this?
- [PJ] The bomb didn't work,
1786
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:49,624
and there was no
other distractions!
1787
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:51,126
- [Sylvie] Yeah, there was...
- [PJ] And because we were...
1788
01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:53,045
- They're gonna spray the field.
- [Josie and PJ] What?
1789
01:16:53,046 --> 01:16:54,921
- [Annie] Okay, we're gonna have to run.
- [Josie] No!
1790
01:16:54,922 --> 01:16:57,132
- We're gonna have to run. We're gonna have to run.
- We can't run. No!
1791
01:16:57,133 --> 01:16:58,342
No!
1792
01:16:58,343 --> 01:16:59,926
- Oh, my asthma.
- No, please!
1793
01:16:59,927 --> 01:17:01,011
You don't have asthma.
1794
01:17:01,012 --> 01:17:02,929
I feel like I have asthma now!
1795
01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:04,474
[girls screaming]
1796
01:17:05,808 --> 01:17:07,642
[Josie] PJ!
Cover the sprinklers.
1797
01:17:07,643 --> 01:17:08,728
[PJ] I got it.
1798
01:17:13,524 --> 01:17:14,567
[suspenseful music playing]
1799
01:17:35,254 --> 01:17:37,215
- [yelling]
- [girls yelling]
1800
01:17:40,968 --> 01:17:42,929
[rock music playing]
1801
01:17:54,524 --> 01:17:56,025
[all grunting]
1802
01:18:03,032 --> 01:18:04,450
[both grunting]
1803
01:18:06,786 --> 01:18:07,954
[girls screaming]
1804
01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:10,581
[player 1 screams]
1805
01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:14,584
[PJ] Oh, fuck!
1806
01:18:14,585 --> 01:18:15,962
[all grunting]
1807
01:18:18,798 --> 01:18:20,550
[player 2] Get back here,
you fuckin' weasel!
1808
01:18:30,226 --> 01:18:31,310
[Sylvie gasps]
1809
01:18:35,356 --> 01:18:36,357
[laughing]
1810
01:18:37,191 --> 01:18:38,192
[grunting]
1811
01:18:47,493 --> 01:18:48,493
- [grunts]
- [player 3 groans]
1812
01:18:48,494 --> 01:18:49,912
[breathing heavily]
1813
01:18:51,747 --> 01:18:53,748
I'm sorry. [grunts]
1814
01:18:53,749 --> 01:18:55,125
[Hazel grunting]
1815
01:18:55,126 --> 01:18:56,335
[Tim coughing]
1816
01:18:59,672 --> 01:19:01,591
[all grunting]
1817
01:19:11,350 --> 01:19:12,518
[both breathing heavily]
1818
01:19:29,410 --> 01:19:30,785
[music ends]
1819
01:19:30,786 --> 01:19:32,455
[Josie and Jeff
breathing heavily]
1820
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,251
You saved me.
1821
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:40,546
You're... you're welcome?
1822
01:19:42,882 --> 01:19:43,966
Oh, no.
1823
01:19:44,926 --> 01:19:46,761
- I... Would...
- Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh.
1824
01:19:48,971 --> 01:19:49,972
Are you okay?
1825
01:19:50,806 --> 01:19:51,807
Yeah.
1826
01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:54,017
- Whoa.
- [PJ] Hazel!
1827
01:19:54,018 --> 01:19:55,685
- Hazel! Hazel! Look out!
- [Josie] Hey.
1828
01:19:55,686 --> 01:19:57,437
[girls scream]
1829
01:19:57,438 --> 01:19:58,940
[panting]
1830
01:20:24,966 --> 01:20:27,676
It's pineapple juice!
1831
01:20:27,677 --> 01:20:29,052
- Turn it off! Turn it off!
- [softly] 'Scuse me.
1832
01:20:29,053 --> 01:20:32,180
[Tim] Turn it off!
Please just turn it off!
1833
01:20:32,181 --> 01:20:33,849
[Mrs. Callahan
breathing heavily]
1834
01:20:43,401 --> 01:20:45,277
["Party 4 U"
by Charli XCX playing]
1835
01:20:45,278 --> 01:20:46,362
[Tim] Yes.
1836
01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:48,822
Yes!
1837
01:20:48,823 --> 01:20:51,283
Yes, this is the Viking way!
1838
01:20:51,284 --> 01:20:53,244
[chuckles] Yes, thank you,
thank you.
1839
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,162
You did it.
1840
01:20:56,289 --> 01:20:57,998
You fucking saved me.
1841
01:20:57,999 --> 01:21:01,252
[crying] Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1842
01:21:04,797 --> 01:21:06,299
- Thanks.
- [girls laughing]
1843
01:21:09,635 --> 01:21:11,804
[spectators cheering]
1844
01:21:16,142 --> 01:21:17,183
- What is...
- I mean...
1845
01:21:17,184 --> 01:21:19,394
- Okay.
- I guess we did it.
1846
01:21:19,395 --> 01:21:20,979
[Annie] We did that shit!
1847
01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:22,063
I mean...
1848
01:21:22,064 --> 01:21:23,149
Really proud of you.
1849
01:21:24,442 --> 01:21:26,068
I'm proud of us.
1850
01:21:30,906 --> 01:21:32,366
I do wanna say, um,
1851
01:21:33,409 --> 01:21:35,493
I feel like
you killed that guy.
1852
01:21:35,494 --> 01:21:37,162
Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed--
1853
01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:38,246
I think we killed...
1854
01:21:38,247 --> 01:21:40,206
- You killed that guy...
- No.
1855
01:21:40,207 --> 01:21:42,959
- Yeah, he's dead. That's dead.
- No. Oh, my God.
1856
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,587
Yeah, we killed a couple.
We killed...
1857
01:21:45,379 --> 01:21:46,504
we killed a lot of guys.
1858
01:21:46,505 --> 01:21:48,089
I-- Let's just--
We'll process it later.
1859
01:21:48,090 --> 01:21:49,215
- Much later.
- Later.
1860
01:21:49,216 --> 01:21:50,760
- Yeah.
- Um...
1861
01:21:51,844 --> 01:21:52,928
Do you wanna...
1862
01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:55,222
Yeah.
1863
01:22:01,646 --> 01:22:03,897
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1864
01:22:03,898 --> 01:22:06,483
You don't have to forgive me
at all or anything.
1865
01:22:06,484 --> 01:22:10,153
But I, like, really want
you to know how sorry I am.
1866
01:22:10,154 --> 01:22:13,365
I was kind of insane,
1867
01:22:13,366 --> 01:22:16,743
and the sheer amount
of lies I told is...
1868
01:22:16,744 --> 01:22:18,453
is shocking,
1869
01:22:18,454 --> 01:22:19,997
and it doesn't excuse
what I did.
1870
01:22:21,123 --> 01:22:22,833
But I really liked
getting to know you.
1871
01:22:24,585 --> 01:22:28,254
And I still really like you.
1872
01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:30,383
- I just...
- You know, you didn't have to start, like, a whole
1873
01:22:31,467 --> 01:22:33,052
fight club just to date me.
1874
01:22:34,762 --> 01:22:38,932
[scoffs] You could have just,
like, talked to me.
1875
01:22:38,933 --> 01:22:41,476
Oh. Okay, uh,
I don't really know
1876
01:22:41,477 --> 01:22:44,187
how true that is.
You know what I mean...
1877
01:22:44,188 --> 01:22:53,363
♪ Party on you
Party on you, party on ♪
1878
01:22:53,364 --> 01:22:56,866
♪ Party on you
Party on you, party on... ♪
1879
01:22:56,867 --> 01:22:58,743
Man, I knew women were good.
1880
01:22:58,744 --> 01:23:01,122
I been sayin' that shit
the whole time, man.
1881
01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:06,376
[cheerleaders]
♪ Vikings! ♪
1882
01:23:06,377 --> 01:23:10,588
♪ Hey, hey, here we go!
Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1883
01:23:10,589 --> 01:23:11,965
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1884
01:23:11,966 --> 01:23:13,467
- Oh, so sorry.
- [both chuckle]
1885
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,428
- [yelling] Yeah!
- Oh.
1886
01:23:16,429 --> 01:23:18,471
- Yes, queen!
- [Annie chuckles]
1887
01:23:18,472 --> 01:23:19,639
Yeah!
1888
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,890
[announcer]
Attention, everyone.
1889
01:23:20,891 --> 01:23:22,892
It seems like
these Huntington players
1890
01:23:22,893 --> 01:23:24,436
- are not only shitty...
- Yes, queen!
1891
01:23:24,437 --> 01:23:25,812
...football players,
1892
01:23:25,813 --> 01:23:29,274
but they're also dead cheating
bitch asses.
1893
01:23:29,275 --> 01:23:33,111
Meanin' the Vikings once again
win the game!
1894
01:23:33,112 --> 01:23:36,698
- [player] Whoo!
- Decompose, you fuckers!
1895
01:23:36,699 --> 01:23:38,492
[all cheering]
1896
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,636
[electronic music playing]
1897
01:23:58,763 --> 01:23:59,764
Damn it.
1898
01:24:00,556 --> 01:24:01,807
That was my thing!
1899
01:24:26,624 --> 01:24:28,333
By the way, what the fuck
are you wearing?
1900
01:24:28,334 --> 01:24:30,920
You got suspenders over your
nipples like a goddamn freak.
1901
01:24:38,677 --> 01:24:40,094
Not gonna come
to any meetings.
1902
01:24:40,095 --> 01:24:41,304
It's gonna be fine.
1903
01:24:41,305 --> 01:24:42,723
He's so preoccupied
with his divor...
1904
01:24:43,724 --> 01:24:45,475
- [both chuckle]
- Yeah.
1905
01:24:45,476 --> 01:24:47,185
I drank before I came
to class.
1906
01:24:47,186 --> 01:24:48,729
- What?
- Sorry.
1907
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:56,569
You got this, Jeff!
You got it!
1908
01:24:56,570 --> 01:24:58,154
Oh, shit.
1909
01:24:58,155 --> 01:25:00,156
You scarin' the shit out
of me, boy. You all right?
1910
01:25:00,157 --> 01:25:01,242
- Good shit.
- I got this.
1911
01:25:07,331 --> 01:25:09,291
[spectators clamoring]
1912
01:25:23,514 --> 01:25:26,724
Y'all were two of my top
students, I think.
1913
01:25:26,725 --> 01:25:28,101
Oh, no, that was
two other students.
1914
01:25:28,102 --> 01:25:30,019
But at the end of the day,
it don't matter.
1915
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:32,857
This shit is, like, beyond me.
1916
01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:36,860
Not Beyond Meat,
like the fake meat,
1917
01:25:36,861 --> 01:25:38,820
but beyond me, like...
1918
01:25:38,821 --> 01:25:42,574
Who does that?
Where do they do that at?
1919
01:25:42,575 --> 01:25:46,661
Y'all out here forty-two
fakin' for the bacon.
1920
01:25:46,662 --> 01:25:47,913
You understand
what I'm sayin'?
1921
01:25:52,042 --> 01:25:55,003
- [both laugh] - God, this is
the most depressing shit ever.
1922
01:25:55,004 --> 01:25:56,838
[grunts] Oh, wait, fuck me.
1923
01:25:56,839 --> 01:25:58,089
[chuckles]
1924
01:25:58,090 --> 01:26:00,300
Idiot. Idiot!
1925
01:26:00,301 --> 01:26:02,802
- [chuckles] - [girl] She's still
laughing because of the last laugh.
1926
01:26:02,803 --> 01:26:05,013
No! Fuck!
1927
01:26:05,014 --> 01:26:06,765
[grunting]
1928
01:26:08,142 --> 01:26:09,476
[assistant director] Cut, cut.
1929
01:26:12,897 --> 01:26:14,147
[grunts] Hey, guys.
1930
01:26:14,148 --> 01:26:16,191
Hey, guys. Hi.
1931
01:26:16,734 --> 01:26:19,695
- [grunts]
- Hey, guys. Sorry.
1932
01:26:22,823 --> 01:26:23,824
[screaming]
1933
01:26:31,123 --> 01:26:32,458
[laughing]
1934
01:26:37,588 --> 01:26:39,464
You look like you yodel.
1935
01:26:39,465 --> 01:26:41,926
You look super religious.
1936
01:26:46,472 --> 01:26:47,889
[chuckling]
1937
01:26:47,890 --> 01:26:49,807
Get fucked, Janice.
1938
01:26:49,808 --> 01:26:51,434
Get railed, Janice.
1939
01:26:51,435 --> 01:26:52,686
Eat a dick, Janice.
1940
01:26:56,273 --> 01:26:58,816
God, what is happening
to this country?
1941
01:26:58,817 --> 01:27:00,652
- [yelling] Why?
- Why?
1942
01:27:00,653 --> 01:27:02,863
This is not the Viking way!
1943
01:27:05,991 --> 01:27:08,077
How old are you?
I put whiskey in that.
1944
01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:21,839
Actually dealin'
with the "D" word.
1945
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,633
- Death.
- No.
1946
01:27:23,634 --> 01:27:25,301
- Dinosaurs.
- No.
1947
01:27:25,302 --> 01:27:26,552
- Depression?
- [Mr. G] If you don't...
1948
01:27:26,553 --> 01:27:28,554
Deez nuts!
1949
01:27:28,555 --> 01:27:29,890
[Mr. G laughing]
1950
01:27:37,815 --> 01:27:39,775
{\an8}[rock music playing]
1951
01:27:41,318 --> 01:27:42,319
♪ Yes ♪
1952
01:27:44,029 --> 01:27:45,030
♪ No ♪
1953
01:27:46,865 --> 01:27:47,908
♪ Okay ♪
1954
01:27:49,618 --> 01:27:50,619
♪ I don't know ♪
1955
01:27:52,413 --> 01:27:53,414
♪ Yes ♪
1956
01:27:55,165 --> 01:27:56,166
♪ No ♪
1957
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,961
♪ Okay ♪
1958
01:28:00,587 --> 01:28:01,588
♪ I don't know ♪
1959
01:28:03,424 --> 01:28:04,425
♪ Yes ♪
1960
01:28:06,176 --> 01:28:07,177
♪ No ♪
1961
01:28:08,887 --> 01:28:09,888
♪ Okay ♪
1962
01:28:11,724 --> 01:28:12,725
♪ I don't know ♪
1963
01:28:14,518 --> 01:28:17,228
♪ Yes ♪
1964
01:28:17,229 --> 01:28:19,772
♪ No ♪
1965
01:28:19,773 --> 01:28:22,109
♪ Okay ♪
1966
01:28:22,818 --> 01:28:25,070
♪ I don't know ♪
1967
01:28:25,988 --> 01:28:27,948
[singer vocalizing]
1968
01:28:27,948 --> 01:28:57,948
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1969
01:29:09,740 --> 01:29:10,741
♪ Yes ♪
1970
01:29:12,326 --> 01:29:13,327
♪ No ♪
1971
01:29:15,079 --> 01:29:16,080
♪ Okay ♪
1972
01:29:17,873 --> 01:29:18,874
♪ I don't know ♪
1973
01:29:20,709 --> 01:29:21,794
♪ Yes ♪
1974
01:29:23,253 --> 01:29:24,254
♪ No ♪
1975
01:29:26,215 --> 01:29:27,216
♪ Okay ♪
1976
01:29:28,926 --> 01:29:29,927
♪ I don't know ♪
1977
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,721
♪ Yes ♪
1978
01:29:34,431 --> 01:29:35,516
♪ No ♪
1979
01:29:37,351 --> 01:29:38,352
♪ Okay ♪
1980
01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:41,188
♪ I don't know ♪
1981
01:29:42,773 --> 01:29:44,817
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Yes ♪
1982
01:29:45,526 --> 01:29:46,527
♪ No ♪
1983
01:29:48,278 --> 01:29:49,363
♪ Okay ♪
1984
01:29:51,115 --> 01:29:52,157
♪ I don't know ♪
1985
01:29:53,951 --> 01:29:56,285
♪ Yes ♪
1986
01:29:56,286 --> 01:29:59,205
♪ No ♪
1987
01:29:59,206 --> 01:30:01,500
♪ Okay ♪
1988
01:30:02,251 --> 01:30:04,670
♪ I don't know ♪
1989
01:30:05,546 --> 01:30:07,089
[singer vocalizing]
1990
01:30:59,808 --> 01:31:00,809
[song ends]