1 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,883 [ Echoing ] It's a great pleasure-- 2 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:55,823 It's a great pleasure to have all of you here today. 3 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:03,497 I thought you all might begin your tour here. 4 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,835 [ Shouting ] 5 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,274 [ Ben ] I really didn't want a bachelor party in the first place. 6 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,743 I'll tell you why. It's not that I'm against tradition. 7 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:20,114 There's just something bizarre about having a strange, naked woman... 8 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,750 dance around me while my friends yell out, 9 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,186 "Go for it, Ben. 10 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,421 Last night of freedom, Ben." 11 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,658 Last night of freedom for what? 12 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,761 Which is what I told my best friend Alan. 13 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:37,398 I didn't want any strippers. I didn't wanna get lucky. 14 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,768 I was lucky enough just getting married. 15 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,371 All right. Quiet! [ Shouting ] 16 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:47,441 Guys! 17 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:51,779 All right. I'm not payin' for that. It already was chipped. 18 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:56,950 We're here to, uh, wish Ben good luck and good riddance 19 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,788 as he heads down that rocky path to matrimony. 20 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,723 And, uh, hey, you know what. 21 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,194 Ben's dad Richard and his grandpa Max are here. Where are you guys? 22 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:10,898 Those guys...watch out. You guys gotta pace yourselves. 23 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:14,535 Knowing Ben, I'd have to say that he's probably, 24 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:18,639 uh, one of the most loyal guys that I've ever met, [ Man ] Like a dog! 25 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,409 [ Man Barks ] and, uh, monogamous. 26 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:25,479 And so this is probably gonna be the last time 27 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:28,716 that you're gonna spend in a room with your friends 28 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:32,486 and a n-n-naked woman 29 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,855 other than your wife, man! 30 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,958 So you can close your eyes if you want to. Close 'em! 31 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,863 But then you're gonna be missin' Juanita, the bull tamer! 32 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:46,033 [ Shouting ] 33 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:02,182 You don't have to do this. 34 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,890 You really don't have to do this. 35 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:14,395 [ Man Shouts ] 36 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,109 Very nice. 37 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,449 [ Crowd ] Olé! 38 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,880 Pop? 39 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,783 Pop? 40 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,852 Pop? Max? 41 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:16,123 Call 911. 42 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,700 [ Sighs ] How did this happen? Hmm? 43 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,302 What's the difference how it happened? 44 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,771 It happened. I wanna know how it happened. 45 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,272 It makes a difference to me. 46 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,274 All of a sudden he has a heart attack out of no place? 47 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,544 Mom, can we please not talk about this now? 48 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,546 What don't you want to talk about? 49 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:42,483 Mrs. Holmes, if it's any consolation, he was having a really good time. 50 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,284 Alan, shut up. Okay. 51 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,887 [ Richard ] Come into the hall. What is in the hall? 52 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,323 A vending machine. Come on, butchki. 53 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:52,593 Who's hungry? I'm buying. All hours of the night... 54 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,328 This is insane. 55 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,198 [ Richard ] He probably just ate some spicy food. 56 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,934 It was spicy, all right, but it wasn't food. 57 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,302 Butchki! What? 58 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,805 Richard, you are the silliest old fart. 59 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:09,977 [ Sighs ] Grandpa, what came over you? 60 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,045 [ Breathing heavily ] Hmm? 61 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:15,148 Hey. Ben. 62 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:18,285 You all right? [ Chuckles ] Ben. 63 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:23,524 She was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. 64 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,559 What about Nana? 65 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:30,498 Did you ever take a good look at your grandmother? 66 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,933 Woman looked like Tolstoy. 67 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:36,069 I was never attracted to her. 68 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,573 Oh, maybe in the beginning, 69 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:43,677 because she was the only woman I'd ever been with. 70 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:48,416 Well, you know, that's great. That's, uh...that's loyalty. 71 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,851 Loyalty? It's fear. 72 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,954 Did you ever feel her arms, her...[ Groans ] 73 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:59,159 Oh, Ben, I used to dream about other women. 74 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,962 What it would be like to hold them and to... 75 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,131 Okay. Touch them and to... 76 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,233 That's-- ...smell them. 77 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,837 Grandma smelled. She had a very distinct smell. It was a-- 78 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,372 Ben. Ben. 79 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,643 Listen to me. 80 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,711 Don't tie yourself down. 81 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,948 Even if you love a woman, it fades. 82 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:25,486 Marriage is a prison. 83 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,288 [ Siren wails ] 84 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,623 Ben! 85 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,703 Could I help you out? Here we go. 86 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,072 You just passed my room. Sorry. 87 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,040 Feel better. 88 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,042 [ Sighs ] Hi. 89 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,912 Hi, sweetie. Honey. 90 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:57,417 Oh, why does everything feel so much better now that you're here? 91 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:59,587 How's he doing? He's stable. 92 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,255 You know, physically, at least. Great. 93 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,625 What happened? 94 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,295 What do you expect? He's an 80-year-old man with high blood pressure 95 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:13,233 and a naked balloon-popping toreador is a rough combination. 96 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,336 It didn't pan out. It's not funny. It's not funny. 97 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,172 Be serious. There's something I want to do. 98 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:24,377 Okay. Why? I wanna be able to remember this moment in 30 or 40 years. 99 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:27,748 Think my next husband will get a kick out of it. 100 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,650 Oh, that's nice. Okay. 101 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:34,321 It's the night before I am flying down to Savannah for our wedding alone, 102 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:39,827 because Ben's grandfather, who we will now refer to as Larry Flynt, 103 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,963 has partied himself into intensive care. 104 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,998 What do you have to say? 105 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,934 Put the video camera away. 106 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,738 No, no, no, honey, you're not going to get off that easy. 107 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,272 No, I'm saving it for my vows. 108 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,808 I have already finished my vows. 109 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,711 What's in 'em? [ Laughs ] 110 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,748 You know why? Because it's easy for you. I'm a writer. 111 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:05,052 Oh, really? I can't just slap something down on paper like you do. 112 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,221 Ben, listen. 113 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,994 You don't have to be brilliant... 114 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,898 or witty or clever or polite even. 115 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:22,002 Just have to be honest. 116 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,237 Come on. Say something. What are you feeling? 117 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,708 Are you nervous? Are you happy? Are you scared? 118 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,744 Am I scared? What would I be scared of? 119 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:35,716 I'm scared. You are? Why? Now you're making me scared. 120 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:40,287 Because it's a big thing. It's our marriage. It's the rest of our lives. 121 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,923 It's...it's scary. 122 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:46,426 I know. I'm not scared. 123 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,563 The only thing we have to fear... Yeah? 124 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:54,167 ...is this video camera. Hey! Come on! Just say a few words for posterity. 125 00:08:54,201 --> 00:09:00,140 *What, what, what 126 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,012 [ Horn honking ] * .What, what 127 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:09,416 * .Follow me to the scene What * 128 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,085 [ Alan ] Really? You think I can rent shoes down there? 129 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,354 I can't believe I forgot my shoes. 130 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,457 I hear they have shoes in Savannah now. The whole South has 'em. 131 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,360 All right. Wedding dress. Check. 132 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,163 Check for the minister. Check. 133 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,432 Valium for Bridget's mother. Check. 134 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,702 Ball and chain for you. Check. Not listening to you. Check. 135 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:32,205 Here, look. Here you go. Thanks. 136 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:36,143 This is your present, okay? It's a book of quotes. 137 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,046 I crossed out the ones I'm gonna use in my toast. Listen. 138 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,015 "To say that you can love one person all your life 139 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:46,954 is like saying that one candle will continue to burn as long as you live." 140 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:50,523 Think about that for a minute. I will. That's profound. 141 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,693 This is used. 142 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:56,129 I forgot the rings. 143 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,667 That's not funny. No, don't do that. 144 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,770 [ Laughs ] I forgot the rings, so-- 145 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:06,006 Come on, man! No! 146 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,808 Relax. I'll catch the next plane. 147 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,409 Son of a bitch! 148 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,180 I'll see ya in Savannah. Hey, I need to go to the city. 149 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,215 New York! New York City! No, I can't. 150 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,218 [ Alan ] Don't take the Van Wyck though. 151 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,922 [ Wheels squeaking ] 152 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:38,238 [ Woman ] Hurricane Amanda is headed for the Southeast coastline. 153 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,241 The eye of the hurricane is presently located 200 miles 154 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,811 east of South Carolina and Savannah, Georgia. 155 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,979 North, northwest... 156 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,994 [ Laughs ] 157 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,068 [ Clears throat ] 158 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,537 [ Ben ] Excuse me, folks. 159 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,508 Just the line's movin' forward. 160 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:27,387 No. Well, I love you. 161 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,222 I love you more. 162 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,159 No, I love you more. 163 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,627 No, you more. 164 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:38,198 No, I love you more. 165 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:42,235 Okay, I have to go, because I just made another passenger nauseous. 166 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,071 Okay? 167 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,074 [ Clears throat ] That's my fiancée. 168 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,977 Goin' down to get married, so we're a little-- 169 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,480 Oh! Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 170 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,984 Ben Holmes, scared of flyin'. 171 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,020 Yeah, I was married once. Yeah? 172 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,390 To me marriage is just one big lie. 173 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,058 You don't say. 174 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,428 In the morning I had to say, "Don't be silly, honey. 175 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,699 Your breath is fine. You smell like a rose." 176 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,935 Then I had to say, "No, honey. 177 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,504 "I never noticed that 18-year-old girl 178 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:22,242 "with the fantastic body and halter top that delivers our newspaper. 179 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,612 "She can't hold a candle to you 180 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,282 and the 30 pounds you've put on since we stopped having sex." 181 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,986 [ Paper rustles ] So when's the wedding day? 182 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,255 May cancel it. I may have to call back. 183 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:41,161 I didn't mean to throw a wet towel on ya with my whole marital disaster tirade. 184 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,897 It's all right. It was a nice story actually. It was very touching. 185 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,732 Nice girl? Very nice. 186 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,402 I just happen to have a picture of her right here. 187 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,604 Wow, what a knockout. Yeah, she's beautiful. 188 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:55,475 Oh, baby, come to Daddy. Well, take it easy, Jack. 189 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,645 What I wouldn't give for an ass like that. 190 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,016 Huh? Here we go. Hi. 191 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,585 This is me. Really? 192 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,822 [ Jack ] Well, this is your lucky day, sweetheart. 193 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,258 We got just about enough room for one of you, darlin'. 194 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,226 Must be destiny, huh? 195 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,494 Careful. 196 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,595 Okay. 197 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,564 Excuse me. Yeah. 198 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,709 [ Keyboard keys clattering ] [ Snickers ] 199 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,482 [ Keys clattering ] 200 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,990 Sorry. Hmm? 201 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:47,494 I was reading what you were writing. My eye just kind of wandered over. Sorry. 202 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:52,132 [ Clears throat ] Do you work for Hallmark? 203 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,903 [ Gull screeching ] 204 00:13:55,936 --> 00:14:00,207 Even if I had seen you looking at it, that wouldn't bother me. 205 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,075 Well, I don't care either. 206 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,878 I'm absolutely fascinated you can't admit you saw me reading it. 207 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,881 If I had seen you reading it, I'd be perfectly happy to admit it. 208 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,217 Then why did you close your computer? 209 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,652 I'm known to do that from time to time. 210 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:17,590 I'm a rebel. I'll open it, then I'll close it again just like that. 211 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,927 Don't get next to my fire, because you'll get burned. 212 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,295 [ Metal clinking ] This is not working properly. 213 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,398 Stewardess, this isn't... Miss? Thank you. 214 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,767 You're a little jumpy for a rebel, aren't ya? 215 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,769 My seat belt's not functioning properly. 216 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,872 He's a scared flier. Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 217 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,109 Sarah Lewis. And you are? 218 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,212 Ben Holmes. Really, I'm not that scared. 219 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:44,517 Jack's-- I can assure you absolutely nothing is going to happen. 220 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:49,156 I speak from experience. I was a flight attendant. There you go. 221 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,292 Oh, yeah? In one of those little uniforms? 222 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,933 [ Gulls screeching ] 223 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,176 [ Squawks ] 224 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,779 [ Bird screeches ] [ Thudding ] 225 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,447 [ Gasping ] 226 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,419 [ Alarm blaring ] 227 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,424 [ Gasping ] [ Screaming ] 228 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,639 [ Woman ] Please stay calm! 229 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:43,776 [ Groans ] [ Woman ] Oh, my God! 230 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,550 Hold on! 231 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,592 [ Sirens wailing ] 232 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,734 Oh, my God! This is a disaster. 233 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,638 Daddy. Oh, for heaven's sake. 234 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,741 Let's go live... On the other hand, 235 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,177 you can never have too many of these. 236 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,479 It's fabulously colorful. Give you that. 237 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,681 How far do you think I could throw it? 238 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,616 Don't you dare, young... Give me that now. 239 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,918 [ Reporter ] ...to the hospital for minor injuries. 240 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,454 Ceramic clown from the...? 241 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,621 Brewsters. 242 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,024 My God! That's Ben! 243 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,526 There's no official word on the cause of the crash. 244 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,962 There may have been a foreign object... 245 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,764 Let's get some help! 246 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,633 She hit her head. 247 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,635 [ Man ] Everyone's pretty shook up. 248 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,639 We had a couple of passengers go to a local hospital with concussions. 249 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,575 [ Bridget ] Oh, my God. There he is again. 250 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,744 Call me! Oh, Ben! I love you. 251 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,347 Call me! No. Go back. 252 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,050 There you have it. The latest information... 253 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,352 [ Phone rings ] 254 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,388 Hello? Ah, Ben! 255 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,292 Hi, honey. Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm okay. 256 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,427 I'm a little...frazzled. 257 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,729 I mean, I was in a plane crash. 258 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,432 This place is a nightmare. 259 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,603 People are running around. I guess they lost everything. 260 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,440 I don't care about any of that. I'm just so happy you're okay. 261 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,842 I-I-I just wish that-- 262 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,712 Ben! Ben, listen. Tell him, um... 263 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,249 What happened? You just get yourself down here safe and sound. 264 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:34,254 The thing is, I'm a little bit scared to fly before I was in a plane crash, 265 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,756 so I don't feel much like getting-- 266 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,990 Jesus! 267 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,459 You are a god. 268 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,295 You are a god amongst all men. Do you realize that? 269 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,463 I'm on the phone. 270 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,532 Sorry. Do you mind? 271 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,435 What in the hell? Just one of the passengers. 272 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,270 He saved my life! She's kidding. 273 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,105 It's a joke. 274 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:55,041 I'm gonna get a rental car and drive down there, okay? 275 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,511 I'll call you w-w-when I have a finalized plan. 276 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,847 Okay, great. Thank you, sir. 277 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,817 [ Phone line buzzing ] 278 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,924 Sorry. I couldn't contain myself. 279 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,994 It's amazing when you think about it. We almost died today. Dead. 280 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,631 Is there a rent-a-car this way? Are we goin' the right way? 281 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,100 If I died, how many people would care? 282 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,571 I mean, really care. You'd have your shares of "What a shame. 283 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,939 What a waste. She was so young." 284 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,742 But no real crying. It might be in that terminal. 285 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,312 No eating disorders, no attempted suicides. 286 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,881 Nothing. Absolutely depressed. 287 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,817 You know what? I'm thoroughly depressed. 288 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:41,588 I just need to shake it off. [ Muttering ] 289 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,623 So what were you thinking? 290 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,994 I was thinking how it would affect our frequent flier miles. 291 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,129 What do you do for a living? 292 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,466 I'm a, uh, jacket copywriter. 293 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,836 Huh. What does that mean? 294 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,840 Means I write jackets to books basically. Oh. 295 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,743 Do mostly fiction, but I do some nonfiction. 296 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,079 You do blurbs. You're a blurb writer. You're a "blurbologist." 297 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,581 I'm a jacket copywriter. 298 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,917 [ Woman On P.A.] As you can imagine, 299 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,486 due to today's minor incident... Oh, sh... 300 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,490 [ Chattering ] 301 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,359 Nada cars. Non cars. Cars nyet. 302 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:23,095 You should have called as soon as you got off the plane. 303 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,965 Why didn't I think of that when I was unconscious 304 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,536 and bleeding from the head? 305 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,642 So, cars nyet. We can check the other airports though. 306 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,444 No, that's all right. You can go ahead. 307 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,880 I'm not that big a fan of the idea of getting on another plane today... 308 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,283 or tomorrow or ever, if that soon. 309 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,253 But you go ahead. I think I'm gonna be 310 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,655 A ground transportation kind of guy from now on. 311 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,258 I'll be right back. 312 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:55,328 How ya doin'? Did ya get a car? 313 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:59,399 This is Vic. He's gonna give us a ride. All the way to Georgia? 314 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:04,271 Sure. We split the cost of the car, the gas, whatever. 315 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,439 Great. Good. Let's go. 316 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,376 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. We don't even know this guy. 317 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,011 He's Vic. Oh, he's Vic. 318 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,948 Great, he's Vic. He chops us up, leaves us in the woods. 319 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:20,387 That's why I asked that you come along to protect me. 320 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,324 How do you know that I'm not dangerous? 321 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:31,664 [ Laughing continues ] 322 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,935 *I said, hallelujah to the 16 royal fins * 323 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,605 * .You're gettin' down on your knees * 324 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,574 * .And it's time for your sickness again * 325 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,109 * .Come on and tell me what you need now * 326 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,712 * .Tell me what is making ya bleed * 327 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:52,251 * .We got two more minutes sayin' we're gonna cut to what you need * 328 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,654 What's your story, Ben? What's down in Savannah? 329 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,490 My wedding, Vic. No kiddin'. That's great. 330 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,659 Isn't that great? Yeah, it's a blessing. 331 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,729 First marriage? That I know of, yeah. 332 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,332 Yeah, I was married once. 333 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,635 One day I walk into the house and I hear the shower runnin'. 334 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,972 I had Chinese food with me, figurin' it would be a nice romantic surprise. 335 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,941 She starts singin'in the shower. 336 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,545 What's that song? "Up in the sky"? "Up with the eagles"? 337 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:22,081 "Wind Beneath My Wings." Very touching song. "Wind Beneath My Wings." 338 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,818 Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. 339 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,720 Oh, no. A baritone. 340 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,188 Uh-oh. 341 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,691 Now it's a freakin' duet. 342 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,362 So I walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. 343 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:39,466 Oh! I grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. 344 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,634 He broke his leg in two different places. 345 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,637 Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife? 346 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:48,375 I put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. 347 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:53,245 She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig. 348 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,148 What about you, sweetheart? What's your story? 349 00:21:56,182 --> 00:22:00,152 I'm going down to visit my brother and hang out with my nephew. 350 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,522 That's nice. Kids. 351 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:06,959 Yep. Got any? Nah. But I see 'em all over. 352 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,362 * .Come on, come on 353 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:16,102 [ Sarah ] So what else have you jacket copy written? 354 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:20,407 What else did I do? The low point of my career was... 355 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,611 I did the blurb for a thriller... 356 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,646 about a woman, an archaeologist, 357 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,549 who finds love in the pyramids. 358 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,651 It was called Me And My Pharaoh. 359 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,520 I have that book. No, you don't. 360 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:38,425 Yes, I do. "A scintillating tale of erotic mummification." 361 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,026 I wrote that line. 362 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,962 Oh, my God! That's why I bought the book. 363 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,899 Anybody who could find embalming either scintillating or erotic 364 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:50,302 had to be read. It was brilliant. 365 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,640 Well, you know, I mean, it's all about adjectives. 366 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,843 I was gonna go with "engaging tale of erotic mummification" first. 367 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,679 But then I said, no, scintillating. Right on the money. 368 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,783 It's still selling out, but at least I get to write. 369 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,752 What do you do? 370 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:09,656 I haven't settled down to one particular thing yet. 371 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:13,593 Worked at galleries, sold cars, tried out for "Aladdin On Ice." 372 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,829 Um, wedding videographer. 373 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,566 I got fired, though, because apparently nobody wants 374 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:23,169 a crash zoom to the priest during the ceremony. 375 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:27,607 I was a exotic dancer, hostess at the New York auto show. 376 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,742 That's a gift. Yeah. 377 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,243 Let's see. What else? 378 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:34,380 Is there anything else? I don't think so. 379 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,350 Kids, we should get goin'. You got it, Vic. 380 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:43,389 Two wayward travelers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic. 381 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,258 [ Chattering ] 382 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:49,562 Don't you think this is just a little bit over the top? 383 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,898 Oh, so what if it is? 384 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,766 Knock, knock. 385 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:59,238 Steve! How are you? I'm good, real good. 386 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:03,109 Virginia, nice to see ya. Well, hi, Steve. 387 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,711 Bridget. 388 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:08,214 Yes. I mean, hi. Hi. 389 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:11,718 Steve? How are you? 390 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,587 It's been a long time. Yeah. 391 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,823 You look wonderful. 392 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,492 Thank you. So do you. 393 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,629 So, how are you? How is he? 394 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,698 Just the most successful lawyer in Savannah, that's how. 395 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,267 Youngest member at his firm. Handles all my work. 396 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,803 Which I appreciate, 'cause there's not a contractor 397 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,005 Who gets sued more than your daddy. 398 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,008 And what's so funny about that, Hadley? 399 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:39,679 God, you are an unpleasant woman. 400 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:43,315 Gale force winds if the hurricane stays on course for Savannah. 401 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,452 Anybody want some weed? 402 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:51,057 [ Man On Radio ] The experiment was a complete failure. The U.F.O. landed-- 403 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:56,062 It's sinsemilla. It'll take your head right off. 404 00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:01,000 That's great, Vic. You think you should have your head taken off while driving? 405 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,670 Can I have some? Attagirl. 406 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,171 You sure you don't want, Ben? 407 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,807 No, that's okay. I had some peyote for lunch. 408 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,444 He's getting married. Don't forget. He has to be responsible. 409 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:16,015 Not necessarily. You know, look at the Fitzgeralds. 410 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,451 F. Scott and Zelda, crazy, married couple. 411 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,287 They drove a... 412 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:27,026 Had to know about that. 413 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,261 Whoa! Hey! Sorry. Sorry. 414 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:33,566 [ Tires screeching ] Oh, shit! 415 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,302 [ All chattering ] 416 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,610 [ Siren wailing ] Uh, what's that? 417 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,845 Do you hear that? What's what? 418 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,314 [ Siren wailing ] 419 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,984 Hi, honey. How'd the bridesmaids' dresses come out? 420 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:56,322 Good. No, everything's fine. I just got a little bit delayed. 421 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,225 Car trouble, in a manner of speaking. 422 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,994 But I'm fine. Everything's gonna be okay. 423 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:07,133 Yes, I know. Well, I love you too. 424 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,670 Well, hoo-hoochie, I love you so much. 425 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:14,173 Baby, no, because I love you more. I love you more... 426 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:16,976 [ Fence rattles ] Honey, I can't do this right now. 427 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,544 [ Door closes ] 428 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:22,682 I'm gonna miss my wedding. Oh, relax, Benjie. 429 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:25,551 It's a simple drug bust. It's not like we killed anybody. 430 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,355 This may be an everyday event in your life, but speaking as a non-felon-- 431 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,958 I'm on a bit of a time crunch here, too, okay? 432 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:35,995 If I don't make it down to Savannah by Saturday morning, I lose 25,000 bucks. 433 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:40,933 Are you on "Dig For Dollars"? You told me you were going to visit your brother and nephew. 434 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,903 Yeah, I know. [ Key jingling ] 435 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,038 Okay, kids. Here's the situation. 436 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,140 Vic DeFranco was driving with an expired license. 437 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,777 Plus he's got three priors for possession and selling. 438 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:56,015 And there was ten ounces in the vehicle that he admits is his. 439 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,117 Anybody else know there were drugs in the car? 440 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:01,487 No, sir. In fact, I just met this man-- You can't... 441 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,823 You can't ask us these questions without an attorney present. 442 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,659 You haven't advised us of our rights. 443 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,895 I believe that's called... 444 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:12,899 Oh...ah! A Miranda violation. That's it. 445 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,301 This is a very simple procedure. 446 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:21,440 You tell me you didn't do anything illegal. You sign a statement. And you go quietly. 447 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,211 Sir, I'd like to be considered separate from her, sir. 448 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:31,751 Hmm. What part of quiet didn't you understand? What are you doing? 449 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,185 [ Man ] Why me? 450 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:38,157 Whew. Well, I think that went well. 451 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,394 I'm not that happy with how that went. No? 452 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,130 No, not really. 453 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:48,134 I haven't known you that long, but I think something may be wrong with you. 454 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:52,338 [ Train Horn Blowing ] [ Ben ] May we have two tickets to Savannah, please? 455 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,074 You want these seats together? 456 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,113 It's totally up to you. 457 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:07,219 Just give me one second. Can I talk to you? Yeah. 458 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,757 I just, uh, I don't want to be rude or anything, 459 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:14,393 but in situations like this, I think about what I would want 460 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,395 Bridget to do if the situation were reversed. 461 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:20,266 I wouldn't necessarily be that comfortable with her 462 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,535 riding down on a train together with some guy 463 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:27,974 who she had a, you know, kind of a connection 464 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:31,643 or a chemistry or spark, 465 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:34,646 whatever, some kind of a thing like that. 466 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,682 You know, and... 467 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,552 The look on your face is telling me you have no... 468 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:43,689 You're not feeling or you're not sensing... 469 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:49,128 You have no idea what I'm-- Oh, no, no, not really. 470 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,264 Fascinating. Okay. 471 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,166 Maybe we just shouldn't ride down together, 472 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,905 because at this point I really made kind of a chump out of myself. 473 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,606 Okay. 474 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:02,441 [ Laughs ] 475 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:05,544 Have a nice nuptial. Thank you. 476 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:09,215 Other than the drug bust and the plane crash, it was, uh, fun. 477 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,784 So long, Sarah. 478 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,720 Farewell, Ben. Okay. 479 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,427 [ Ben ] Oscar Wilde: "One should always be in love. 480 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,964 This is the reason one should never marry." 481 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,834 Well, what did he know? 482 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,246 [ Beeps ] 483 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,019 What you writing there, mister? 484 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:51,257 My wedding vows actually. My fiancée and I are writing our own. 485 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,159 Oh, that's sweet. Isn't that sweet, Emma? 486 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,228 It's sweet as pie. We didn't write our own vows. 487 00:29:56,262 --> 00:30:00,066 It's kind of a new thing. It's nontraditionalist. 488 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:03,469 We were so nervous, it was hard enough to do what the preacher told us. 489 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:10,409 I didn't really think about it at all. It just seemed natural, the order of things. 490 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:13,379 [ Man ] I had doubts. I'll be honest. 491 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:18,384 You did? You never told me that. I don't tell you everything. 492 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,586 You better, you old geezer. 493 00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:24,123 It seems like it worked out pretty well for both of you. 494 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,592 Oh, we're not married. We're having an affair. 495 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:30,029 I'm happy for the first time in 34 years. 496 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:33,532 I don't believe this. [ Man ] I don't have any regrets. 497 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:37,703 My children are long gone, and I gave my wife 30 faithful years. 498 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:40,606 Until I met Ned, I always was convinced 499 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:44,043 that sex was some horrible obligation God put on women 500 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,578 like cramps or high heels. 501 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:50,016 For all those years, she never experienced a genuine orgasm. 502 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:53,052 Wonderful. Could you watch my stuff? 503 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:56,488 I'm gonna go pull the emergency cord. 504 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:08,968 Hi. How are you? Hi. 505 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,937 Truck. What do you have? 506 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:15,507 A truck? Can I see? Hey, hey, let me see your truck. 507 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:19,078 Grab my nose. Oh! Grab nose. 508 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:23,249 [ Giggles ] What are you doin'? 509 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,152 What are you doin'? Slap me five. Slap me five. 510 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:28,787 Five! Slap me five. 511 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:36,495 Something's wrong. He should have called by now. 512 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,864 He can take care of himself. He's a grown man. 513 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,733 Daddy, what is it exactly that you don't like about Ben, 514 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:45,137 besides the fact that he's from New York and he voted for Clinton? 515 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:48,240 That's not enough? I voted for Clinton. 516 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,342 All the best presidents sleep around. 517 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:54,080 Help. [ Phone rings ] 518 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,983 Hello? Oh, hi, Steve. 519 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,951 Ooh. [ Snaps fingers ] 520 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:04,623 Oh, nothing, just, uh, you know, staving off a nervous breakdown. 521 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,659 Oh, well, thank you, but I can't. 522 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,296 No. No, no, it does. It does sound like fun. 523 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,664 Frankly, a series of rabies shots sounds like fun 524 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,866 compared to another evening with these two. 525 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,637 Bridget, come watch the biography of Newt with me. He's amazing! 526 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,772 He is not. He's an imbecile. 527 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,342 No, he's a damn genius. Then you're an imbecile. 528 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,477 Maybe I can come for just a little while. 529 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:28,480 [ Train horn blows ] 530 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:33,119 [ Wheels screeching ] 531 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,154 [ Man On P.A. ] The train will be underway momentarily. 532 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,390 We apologize for the inconvenience. 533 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:43,062 [ Sarah ] Hello! 534 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,064 [ Echoing ] 535 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:48,867 Can you hear me? [ Echoing ] 536 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,803 Is anybody out there? 537 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:56,975 No, but leave a message, and we'll call you back! 538 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:58,944 Hi. 539 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,579 Hi. 540 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,614 I wasn't expecting an answer. 541 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:06,152 I wasn't expecting to find some crazy woman on the roof. 542 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,087 Wanna come up? 543 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:13,092 No, not really. I think probably that the top of the train might be off-limits. 544 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:17,796 I know. How many times in your life you gonna see a view like this? Come on. 545 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,267 Seize the moment, Benjie. Come on. 546 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:25,104 I am. I'm eye level with the sunset here, 547 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,173 so I have a better view because I'm-- 548 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,007 Come up. 549 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,944 [ Weak shout ] [ Echoing ] 550 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:37,383 Okay, buddy, this time, we're gonna do it with a little more feeling. 551 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,385 Okay. We're just gonna-- 552 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,987 Echo! [ Echoing ] 553 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,790 I am alive! [ Echoing ] 554 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,592 Just a little...open. Just push out. 555 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:50,596 Push out. No one can hear you. Just throw it out there. 556 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:56,402 I am somebody! 557 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,237 [ Ben shouting ] 558 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:01,173 [ Shrieks, laughs ] I think... Oh, God. 559 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,842 I think he heard me. Excuse me. I'm fine. 560 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,478 Let me show you how I do it. Okay, ready? 561 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,614 [ Clears throat ] 562 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,949 All right, here we go. 563 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,787 [ Imitating Tarzan yell ] 564 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,424 [ Echoing ] 565 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:23,495 [ Imitating Tarzan yell ] [ Echoing ] 566 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:27,633 Oh, God! [ Echoing ] 567 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:31,470 Stella! 568 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,305 [ Echoing ] 569 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,810 Well, that was nice. You know, I mean, as sunsets go. 570 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:42,248 This is interesting. I don't remember the rooster car. 571 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:47,553 Do you remember seeing roosters? No, I'm a vegetarian. 572 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,621 [ Rooster crowing ] 573 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:53,759 Oh, no, not again. Didn't you two hear the announcement? 574 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,927 When we stop outside Youngsville, 575 00:34:55,961 --> 00:35:00,899 no one on the Savannah-bound train is supposed to board the last three cars. 576 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:05,437 We uncouple there, and then we reroute. What does that mean? 577 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:08,174 That means this train's going to Chicago. 578 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,209 Aah! 579 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,778 I got you. I got you. 580 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,581 You try to seize the moment, you end up getting yourself killed. 581 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,983 Will you jump? It's not that fast. It's too fast! 582 00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:20,686 I got you. I got you. There you go. 583 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,491 There's another one coming tomorrow afternoon, or there's a bus station in town. 584 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,659 Okay, thanks! 585 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:30,529 I'm starting to get the feeling that there's 586 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,399 Maybe a hint that I'm not getting here. 587 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:38,003 Just spell it out for me! [ Thunderclap ] 588 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:41,873 That pretty much spell it out for ya? I'd say it does. 589 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:59,558 Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! 590 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:02,994 Hey! Come on! What are you doing? 591 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:06,332 Oh! Come on! Oh! 592 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:10,068 [ Laughs ] [ Groans ] 593 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:15,241 Whee! [ Groans ] 594 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:19,311 [ Groaning ] Oh, come on! 595 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:23,081 Ah! It kills. It kills. Ah! [ Laughing ] 596 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,917 [ Groans ] Ow! 597 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:27,786 [ Both groaning ] 598 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,422 Not exactly a hub city, I guess. No! 599 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,857 We'll come back in the morning. 600 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,560 What do we do for the next 12 hours? Come on. 601 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:40,699 I have an instinct about these things. No! It's hailing! No! 602 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,306 [ Gasps ] How are you? 603 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,275 It's so good to see you! 604 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,543 [ Chattering ] 605 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:56,014 You gotta see Linda. Remember Linda? Hi! 606 00:36:56,047 --> 00:37:00,218 Hey, you guys, look who came. Bridget's getting married this weekend. 607 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,621 [ Women squealing ] 608 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:06,825 * .Hey, hey, hey, hey 609 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:11,397 Ouch! It kills! It kills! * .Hey, hey, hey, hey 610 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:14,400 Oh! Oh, man! 611 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:18,404 It's open 24 hours. What are you doing? No, no, hey. 612 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,706 Benjie, they cannot kick us out. 613 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,442 Please, get up. Oh, God! 614 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,745 I love this place so much. 615 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,781 Oh! Oh! This is dry. It's the best thing I can say. 616 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:33,319 Oh, my God, this is heaven. 617 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:39,625 * .Baby has an old witch doll My baby rang his bell * 618 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:48,734 * .I didn't have the time to tell my baby fare you well * 619 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,170 * .Hey, hey, hey, hey 620 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,910 [ Yells ] 621 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:05,651 Takes him down. 622 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,586 [ Both laughing ] 623 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,021 I just wish we'd stayed in touch. 624 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:14,360 I regret not keeping the friendship going. We're friends. 625 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:17,563 Steve, friends. 626 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:21,066 I regret that too. 627 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,610 *How can I just let you walk away * 628 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:35,714 *Let you leave without a trace * 629 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:39,751 *When I stand here taking every breath * 630 00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:44,390 *With you Ooh, ooh * 631 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:50,662 *You're the only one who really knew me at all * 632 00:38:50,696 --> 00:38:54,466 *So take a look at me now 633 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,803 *There's just an empty space 634 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:02,374 *There's nothing left here to remind me * 635 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:05,043 *Just the memory of your face * 636 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:09,815 *Take a look at me now 637 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:16,455 Do you remember that song? Yeah. 638 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:19,257 I thought you would. 639 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,561 All I'm saying is that I don't understand the idea of living 640 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,763 with just one person for the rest of my life. 641 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,932 How do you make a choice like that? 642 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,867 That's like choosing what you're gonna wear in 25 years. 643 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,903 If things worked that way, everyone would still be wearing hot pants. 644 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:33,204 Ya dig? 645 00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:35,974 I never wore hot pants, so there goes your whole argument. 646 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:38,777 Hey, life is supposed to be a ride, right? 647 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:42,881 You want to be on your deathbed saying, "I played by all the rules," or "I lived"? 648 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,017 'Cause I lived. I loved. I fought. I broke hearts. 649 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,220 I screamed. I bled. 650 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:52,257 Thinking like that can explain your hostility toward marriage. 651 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,759 I don't have hostility toward marriage. 652 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:56,294 I just have hostility towards my husband. 653 00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,396 You're married? 654 00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:00,398 Yep. Twice, actually. 655 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,902 You saw him. I was kissing him at the airport. 656 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:07,639 My husband Carl was a hustler from the first day I met him. 657 00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:11,477 Who am I to talk? I was a dog walker. 658 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:14,279 He convinced me I should invest in a bagel store down in Savannah, 659 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,982 because he thought they couldn't make good bagels. 660 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,917 That's why they lost the Civil War. 661 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,486 Of course, we had to invest all my money, 662 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:25,123 because Carl's was tied up in some phony tax shelter. 663 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,727 Is that your $25,000 you were talking about? Yep. 664 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,098 I am going to sell the place, get the last in a string of divorces. 665 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,034 Of course, he doesn't know about it, or the divorce. 666 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:40,305 Wow. What a story. 667 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:43,341 So do you think it's a terrible thing I'm doing? 668 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:47,513 You know, deceiving my husband? 669 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:50,582 No, I... It's none of my business. 670 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:56,287 Well, I do. 671 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:02,828 * .Beg you listen me, don't be kissin' me till I'm done * 672 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:06,665 * .Unsung champion of reason, like seasoning * 673 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,668 *Pepper your thoughts with spice and entice you to a space * 674 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:12,571 * .Where I dwell with bass players and layers and loops * 675 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,406 * .Think what I think with my prayers, it's nice * 676 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,176 * .My world is everything I've become * 677 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,579 * .Contained in the hum between voice and drum * 678 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,381 * .I'm comin' from the same place I'm still runnin' from * 679 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:29,254 * .But even sittin' in the garden one can still get stung * 680 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:36,494 [ Moans ] 681 00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:41,432 Hi. 682 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,670 Hello. 683 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:49,107 I'm gonna go outside and take a walk. 684 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,442 Will you watch my stuff for me? 685 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,278 Yeah, sure. 686 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,946 Okay. 687 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,852 [ Clears throat ] 688 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:13,692 Mr. Spiro, hi. It's Sarah Lewis. 689 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:17,462 Yeah, listen, I'm on my way down to sell the bagel shop. I should be there... 690 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:20,498 What? 691 00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:28,506 [ Sighs ] No. 692 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:31,542 Mr. Spiro, I think that's a misunderstanding, 693 00:43:31,576 --> 00:43:34,980 'cause the man who called couldn't possibly have been my husband. 694 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,682 No. 695 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,686 [ Chattering ] 696 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,623 No, Mr. Spiro, actually, my husband, he's coming with me to sell the property. 697 00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:48,559 Hi. No, no, no, no. I have these. How ya doin'? 698 00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:51,129 I can pay for them. It's the least I can do. 699 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:54,399 Two for the 9:30 to Savannah, please. Thank you. 700 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,901 [ reporter ] Residents of Savannah, Georgia, are at risk 701 00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:59,204 for the hurricane to make landfall by tomorrow afternoon. 702 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:01,406 Where's my wallet? 703 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:08,579 [ Chattering ] [ Blows Raspberries ] 704 00:44:08,613 --> 00:44:11,582 [ Chattering ] [ Sarah ] Fun in the sun. 705 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,652 You've already won. We're taking you to Miami. 706 00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:16,822 Hey, Ben, you know what this is? 707 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:21,659 This is one of these real estate things where they give you prizes. 708 00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:25,697 You look at one of their condos. I used to do phone solicitation for these guys. 709 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,999 I was wonderin' why you hadn't mentioned phone solicitation. 710 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,669 They'll take you anywhere if they think there's a chance of you buyin' a condo. 711 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:35,306 I'm sure you've done this before, but it's not my speed. 712 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,743 Benjie, make you a deal, okay? 713 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:41,179 I will get you on the bus. I'll get you down to Savannah for your wedding, 714 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:46,151 if, once we're down there, just for a couple of minutes, you pretend you're my husband. 715 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:50,388 What do I have to do? Treat you badly and get you to make bad investments? 716 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:54,459 No. We have no other option. What options do we have? Zero. None. 717 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:57,763 Yet still somehow, they seem more appealing than this one. 718 00:44:57,796 --> 00:45:00,631 I'm going another way. Wait, Sarah. 719 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:05,470 I don't wanna be your husband. Ben. Ben. 720 00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:09,307 Do you think I like these? I don't know. Everybody's different. 721 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,778 No, Ben, this is not for me. This is for a little person. 722 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:17,315 I know, your nephew. No, not my nephew, my son. 723 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:20,051 You have a son? Yes, I have a son. 724 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:25,023 I have a ten-year-old boy who lives in Savannah with my first ex-husband. 725 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,693 And, um, I haven't seen him in, like, two years. 726 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,997 I wanted to take the money from the store, and I wanted to give it to him 727 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:36,267 for college or school or whatever he wanted. 728 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:40,371 It didn't matter to me, but I can't go in there empty-handed. 729 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:44,109 [ Sighs ] So, please? 730 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:50,381 Hey, everybody. I want your attention for one second. 731 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,184 I'm like to introduce two new sun seekers. 732 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,987 Okay, Ben and Sarah. 733 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,156 Holmes and Lewis. Just married. 734 00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,959 Yes, I'm keeping my name. What am I? His slave? 735 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:04,495 They missed their bus, so I thought we'd give them a ride. 736 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:07,966 Actually, as it turns out, they are looking for a place to live. 737 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,767 We were gonna stay with his parents, 738 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,537 But I can take that for a week before I poke out my eye. 739 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:15,006 No offense, honey, but really, they're not human. 740 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,210 And guess what, everybody. You're gonna love this. Ben is a doctor. 741 00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:21,646 [ Applause ] 742 00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:24,850 We came to the right bus. 743 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:27,886 Tell 'em what your specialty is. 744 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:31,356 What's your speciality, pooky? 745 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:33,358 Tsk. 746 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:37,428 He's a surgeon. Yeah. 747 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,064 Going to be. Going. 748 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,731 He's shy. Brain surgeon. 749 00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:43,935 That's why we're relocating down to Miami. 750 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:47,472 Let's face facts. It's like one big emergency room down there. 751 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,541 No offense. No offense. 752 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:59,184 * .Every day I get in the queue * 753 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,120 * .Too much, magic bus 754 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,355 * .Get on the bus that takes me to you * 755 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,224 *Too much, magic bus 756 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:09,727 * .I'm so nervous I just sit and smile * 757 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:15,333 Okay, one hour fiesta. A little taste of Mexico, and you can drink the water. 758 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:19,504 Ben Holmes. [ Laughs ] Sorry about the collect call. 759 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:24,775 I'll reimburse you when I get...okay. Is Bridget around? 760 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:29,580 Uh-huh. She's out to lunch. Okay. Who's Steve? 761 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,251 Come on. Yes. 762 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:36,054 Hyah, hyah, hyah. 763 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:40,158 Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah. 764 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:43,361 Hi. 765 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,931 [ Spanish accent ] You wanna go on the spinning sombrero ride? 766 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:47,865 No, not really. Oh, come on. 767 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:50,468 Bunch of 70-year-olds are going. Come on. 768 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,470 Sarah, there's two kinds of people in life. 769 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:56,007 The kind that look at the spinning sombrero ride and think 770 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,675 that there's maybe some amusement to be had there 771 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,511 and the kind that look at it and think, "Where will I throw up after?" 772 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:03,581 You really should get some thrills in your life before you die. 773 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:07,185 Nausea is not a thrill. Shh! 774 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,155 * .I've noticed you around 775 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,657 Everybody, say, "Come on, Ben." 776 00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:15,126 [ Group ] Come on, Ben! 777 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,761 [ Man ] All right. 778 00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:20,932 [ Sarah ] Whoo! 779 00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:23,701 [ Shouting ] 780 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:28,373 Don't throw up on me, Tony. 781 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,476 Let it out, baby! 782 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:34,479 [ Screaming ] 783 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,464 Murray! 784 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,036 [ Man ] Hey! Stop the ride! 785 00:48:58,069 --> 00:48:59,904 Stop the ride! 786 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,974 [ Murmuring ] 787 00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:06,144 Give him some room. 788 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,546 Where's Dr. Holmes? Anybody see Dr. Holmes? Dr. Holmes! 789 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:12,683 Dr. Holmes, I think we, uh, I think we need you. 790 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:20,725 Step back. Let the doctor do some work, huh? 791 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:24,929 Uh, all right. Call 911. 792 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,831 Somebody call 911! 793 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,266 We're gonna get your head back here. 794 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:31,969 Okay. Listen for breath, check for a pulse. 795 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:35,106 Hey, you know what. Step back, guys. 796 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:38,276 Let him breathe a little bit, huh? Step back. 797 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:43,681 [ Siren wailing ] 798 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:47,218 Excuse me, guys. Excuse me. 799 00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:49,454 Dr. Keller, this is Dr. Holmes. 800 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,657 He suffered an acute myocardial infarction 801 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:56,561 that was complicated by ventricular fibrillation. 802 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:58,863 Okay. 803 00:49:58,896 --> 00:50:03,034 But he's going to be fine. You saved his life. Good work, Doctor. 804 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:05,336 [ Group Murmuring ] Good work. 805 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:08,573 Hey, everyone, I think out of respect for Florence, 806 00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:10,775 we're gonna stay here in town tonight, okay? 807 00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:14,645 I made arrangements at a local motel. 808 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:18,916 We really have to get on the road, so we're gonna part ways here. 809 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:23,821 I absolutely insist. See ya outside. No, no, no, we're... 810 00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:35,366 Wow. What a passion pit. 811 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,803 It's the honeymoon suite. Imagine what the wedding must have been like. 812 00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:40,971 Mm-mmm. 813 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,748 [ Sighs, clears Throat ] 814 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:57,322 I think I'm gonna take a bath. 815 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:08,633 [ Clears Throat ] [ Door thudding, handle squeaking ] 816 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:13,371 [ Squeaking Continues ] [ Clattering ] 817 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,806 Hi. Door won't close. 818 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,310 You need some help? 819 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,183 Thank you. [ Clears Throat ] 820 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,693 [ Bones cracking ] 821 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,628 [ Water running ] 822 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:58,849 [ Sighs, mutters ] 823 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:10,060 Oh, yeah. Oh. 824 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:15,032 *If I call three times a day 825 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:20,471 *Come and drive my blues away * 826 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:25,410 [ Groans ] *Be ready to play 827 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:29,614 *Do your, do your 828 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,017 *If you want to have some luck * 829 00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:38,289 *Give your baby your last buck * 830 00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:41,492 * .And if you can't be 831 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,594 * .With the one you love, honey * 832 00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:46,197 * .Love the one you're with 833 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:48,433 * .Love the one you're with 834 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:52,370 [ Radio Off ] *I heard you said you didn't love me * 835 00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:56,374 [ Vocalizing ] 836 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:59,344 *If I need attention 837 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:04,882 *Call, I'll call you on the phone * 838 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:08,719 [ Tapping Quietly ] I'm gonna head down to the gift shop. 839 00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:13,691 It's Ben. Okay. Thanks for clearing that up. 840 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:17,228 *If my radiator gets too hot 841 00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:21,299 Yeah, Dad, uh, wire the money to, uh, 842 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:24,469 Cash-O-Gram office in Orin, South Carolina. 843 00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:28,172 Yeah, Ben, Orin, South Carolina, but what are you do-- 844 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,275 What is he doing in South Carolina? I'm handling this. 845 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:32,577 What are you doing in South Carolina? 846 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:35,413 What's going on? Are you coming through the Bermuda Triangle? 847 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:38,048 Could I talk to you guys a second ? 848 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,784 Certainly. Yeah, sure. 849 00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:43,087 I was wondering...I mean, I... Are you happy? 850 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,624 You're asking if we're happy? Yeah. 851 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:49,560 We're very proud of you. That's not what he asked. 852 00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:52,029 He asked if we're happy. I heard what he said. 853 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,332 Why shouldn't we be happy? I mean, uh... 854 00:53:54,365 --> 00:53:56,734 with your lives together, with your marriage. 855 00:53:56,767 --> 00:54:01,406 What kind of questions are these? What's this about? 856 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:05,443 Well, on the way down here, I met this woman. 857 00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:08,045 Oh, Ben, you idiot! Would you let him talk? 858 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,213 What woman, you idiot? 859 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,048 She's just... It's not like that. 860 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:15,085 It's just that she's completely different than anyone I've ever met. 861 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,488 Please! They always are! 862 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:19,023 This is not good timing. 863 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:22,627 You're supposed to be getting married. I know, Mom. 864 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,862 I want to know how, when you got married, 865 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:27,765 how you knew you were the right ones for one another. 866 00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:30,200 [ Whispers ] I understand. Listen to me. 867 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:34,905 Ben, when I met your father, I had an opportunity to marry Sam Wellman. 868 00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:37,174 Sam Wellman? Shh! Will you please? 869 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:41,379 Who is now a very prominent businessman. He sells pools. 870 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:44,214 They're not even built-in. They're the kind you blow up. 871 00:54:44,248 --> 00:54:46,751 Some are built-in. Even they leak. 872 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,853 It's okay. You know what? It's fine. 873 00:54:48,886 --> 00:54:50,921 I was just curious, but it's... 874 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,823 Dad, I appreciate it if you could wire the money. 875 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:56,293 I'll be down there as soon as I can, okay? Okay, kid. Take care, huh? 876 00:54:56,327 --> 00:54:58,128 Yeah. Bye-bye. 877 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:01,632 Thanks. 878 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:08,773 [ Sighs ] 879 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,409 [ Water Bubbling ] Whoo! Okay. Okay, now, we're honeymooning. 880 00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:13,711 All right. 881 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,180 But, I mean, it seems like what you're saying, though, 882 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:18,383 is that marriage itself is good. 883 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:23,220 Oh, you know, yeah. You gotta remember your parents were young once. 884 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:25,255 They went out dancing. 885 00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:28,092 They made love in the back seats of cars. 886 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:31,228 Then they got married and had kids, and the kids, they slowly 887 00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:32,730 sucked the life right out of them 888 00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:36,834 till all their passion, all their visions of a life 889 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:40,371 of great adventure are reduced to hoping to be able 890 00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:43,374 to sit on a goddamned toilet in peace! 891 00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:47,578 Well, I'm gonna get something to eat, Joe, so I-- 892 00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:50,881 [ Alan ] I can't believe it! [ Debbie ] How weird! 893 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:54,218 Ben! Oh, wow! Hey! 894 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:56,654 What's going on? Hey, Debbie. Hi! 895 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,723 How are ya? I'm good. 896 00:55:58,756 --> 00:56:00,324 What are you doing here? What are you doing here? 897 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,961 Uh, it's... You would not believe what happened to me. 898 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:06,531 Tell me about it. When they closed LaGuardia, I couldn't get a flight 899 00:56:06,564 --> 00:56:09,199 out of Newark or J.F.K., but, uh, luckily, uh, 900 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:11,201 Debbie here had a vehicle. 901 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,604 Uh, well, there's a certain symmetry there. Best man, maid of honor. 902 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:16,173 You know. Well, not really. 903 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,975 This is Joe. Hi. Farrell. 904 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:20,010 Head of the Sunshine Seekers Real Estate Company. 905 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,480 Joe, uh...Joe gave me a ride down here. 906 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:24,949 And it was a pleasure. Quite a couple. 907 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,985 So, you guys staying here? No, no, it's like the only place for miles. 908 00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:30,187 You know, we thought we'd stop, get a bite to eat, pee. 909 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,491 So come on. We'll give you a lift. No, no, no, no, no, no. 910 00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:37,394 You're not taking the good doctor away from us now. The good doctor? 911 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:40,531 So, maybe you guys should just eat, 912 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:42,533 and I'll just come back down and meet you in say, you know... 913 00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:44,469 Fifteen minutes? Is that good? Great. 914 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:47,104 Let me grab the stuff out of my room. You got a...you got a room? 915 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:50,040 Yeah, the honeymoon suite. A little ba-da-bing. [ Chuckles ] 916 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:52,543 That's right. Rehearsing for tomorrow night. 917 00:56:52,577 --> 00:56:54,211 What's tomorrow night? 918 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,946 Hey, this kid's gettin' married. 919 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,347 Yeah. 920 00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:59,717 [ Chuckles ] 921 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,920 That's...That's funny. He's already married. 922 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,257 [ Laughs ] 923 00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:10,461 That's true, you know, 924 00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:12,997 but, uh, in my heart I'm already there. 925 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:15,132 We all have lives to lead, so let's move on. 926 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:19,369 I'll see you in a bit. Nice talking to ya, Joe. Okay, guys. 927 00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:22,607 * .You gotta have heart 928 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,775 [ Man ] Please, ma'am. I need your signature, ma'am. 929 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,812 [ Virginia ] Signature? For what ? 930 00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,914 Look at this. It says "damaged." Do you see? 931 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:33,751 Can you read, young man? D-A-M-A-G-E-D, damaged. Damaged. 932 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,858 We're very proud of Ben. 933 00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:44,695 If he's late, believe you me, he has a good reason. 934 00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:48,032 What I don't understand is how, in this day and age 935 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:51,636 of A.T.M.s and cell phones and the Internet 936 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:54,104 and Voyager Two, 937 00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:58,576 could it take two days...two days 938 00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:01,045 to get from New York to Savannah. 939 00:58:01,078 --> 00:58:05,215 Oh, don't drink out of the bottle, darling. 940 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:07,685 Thank you. 941 00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:10,320 We are really very proud of him. 942 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,525 [ Ben ] This is ridiculous. 943 00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:17,094 I'll put an end to this right now. 944 00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:22,499 Pretending to be a doctor, listening to my parents' advice on my personal life. 945 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:25,770 Sarah? Sarah? 946 00:58:34,979 --> 00:58:37,948 [ Bridget ] And where's my lousy maid of honor? Where's Debbie? 947 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:40,718 Huh? Can I not at least have that? 948 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,252 Who's supposed to be pouring me drinks 949 00:58:42,286 --> 00:58:44,889 while I'm being stood up by the so-called groom? 950 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,957 Answer me that. Thank you. 951 00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:49,727 Honey, he'll be here. It's all gonna work out. 952 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,296 It's true, Bridge. Husband and wife, that is something. 953 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:55,299 It must be nice to see your parents back together, though. 954 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,167 Yeah, talk about a match made in hell. 955 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:59,937 What do you mean, "back together"? 956 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:03,407 What do you mean you're separated? 957 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,175 Oh, honey, baby, sugar lump, 958 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:08,746 it means your father has an apartment he stays in 959 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:11,315 when you're not here. I'm never here. 960 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:12,817 I stay there a lot. 961 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:16,186 When were you going to tell me? 962 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:18,155 Honey, we didn't want to spoil your wedding. 963 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:21,659 This is your special time. Well, it would have been. 964 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:23,460 Okay. 965 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:27,231 Okay. 966 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:31,869 Get me outta here. 967 00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:35,272 *[ Salsa ] 968 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,149 Whoo! 969 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,378 [ Man ] Look who's here. Hey, Ben. [ Woman ] There's Ben. 970 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:24,321 I want to buy this man... [ Continues, indistinct ] 971 01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:30,460 Whoo! 972 01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:43,373 Whoo! 973 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:04,028 [ Applause ] Whoo! [ Chuckles ] 974 01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:09,466 *[ Piano ] 975 01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:13,403 [ Woman ] Get out there. 976 01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:16,506 How can you resist her? 977 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:19,343 [ Laughing, chattering ] 978 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,452 [ Grunts ] [ Chuckles ] 979 01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,321 You look like you should be writing to your congressman to protest cuts in Medicare. 980 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:33,557 Really? That's exactly the look I was going for, 981 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:35,292 compliments of Sun Seeker Phyllis. 982 01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:38,295 Listen, Sarah, I just ran into, uh-- 983 01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:41,098 Shh. You can't do two things at one time. 984 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,067 Well, the plans that we sort of-- Okay. 985 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:47,772 You obviously didn't win your fiancée over on the dance floor either, did you? 986 01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:55,479 How did you and Bridget meet? 987 01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:59,349 Uh, at a party. And? 988 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:02,652 It was a surprise party. Oh, what a beautiful story. 989 01:02:02,686 --> 01:02:04,254 It must have been a magical night. 990 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:07,124 No wonder you can't write your vows. 991 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:17,968 No offense, but I'm not sure I should be taking romantic advice from you. 992 01:02:18,002 --> 01:02:20,604 You think? Failure's a fantastic teacher. 993 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:23,473 You could learn from my mistakes. I could tell you 994 01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:26,143 everything I hated about my husbands and my boyfriends so you don't do the same. 995 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:28,645 Should I get a pad? Get a scroll. 996 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:30,680 A scroll? [ Chuckles ] Aw, okay. 997 01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:35,319 Never forget her birthday. Make a really, really big deal out of it. 998 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:37,354 After sex, hold her for a little while. 999 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,924 You know, talk to her like a human being. Ah. 1000 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:43,727 Uh, oh, and do not wear your socks to bed. 1001 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,863 Why? No socks to bed, 1002 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,398 because you might not be all that attractive to begin with. 1003 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:50,200 [ Chuckles ] No. Keep going. 1004 01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:53,938 Always, always side with her in an argument with your mother. 1005 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:58,843 Um, listen to her like you mean it. 1006 01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:02,646 Supportiveness is a really, really sexy turn-on. 1007 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:04,849 Never, ever hit. No. 1008 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,751 No. And, um, 1009 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,654 no matter what annoying habits she has, Mm-hmm. 1010 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:14,892 just realize she's dealing with a huge mountain of imperfections every day. 1011 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:18,495 So you might just want to let it go. 1012 01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:20,931 That's it. That's it? 1013 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:22,699 Yep. 1014 01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:59,636 Hey, can I sit there? Hey. 1015 01:04:01,638 --> 01:04:04,508 [ No Audio ] 1016 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:06,476 Hey...Aaah! Ohhh! Oh! 1017 01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:08,913 Uh, let's get some air. 1018 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:12,249 Why? I'm just...I'm hot. [ Mumbling ] 1019 01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:14,584 Grilled prawns or something? 1020 01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:19,156 One second. 1021 01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:27,764 What's the matter with you? Hmm? 1022 01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:30,167 What's the matter with you? Nothing. Do, uh... 1023 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,570 Do you know how to swim? Of course. 1024 01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:54,624 [ Laughing ] 1025 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,060 Aaah! 1026 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:05,335 [ Debbie ] I'm tellin' you, I saw him come out here. 1027 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:08,338 That...That's him down there. That's him. 1028 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:12,276 I don't see anything. There's a body at the bottom of the pool. 1029 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:14,411 No, I think that's just a big drain. 1030 01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:18,215 [ Chuckles ] I don't know what you're talking about. 1031 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,917 Oh, and P.S., you're a moron. [ Grunts ] 1032 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,786 Hello? Excuse me? Hi. Hi. 1033 01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:25,889 Do you know Ben Holmes? [ Coughs ] I'm sorry. Know who? 1034 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,958 Ben Holmes. Is that Ben at the bottom of the pool? 1035 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:30,627 I don't know, but I could go ask for you. 1036 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,797 [ Alan ] It's not Ben, okay? He's afraid of the water. 1037 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:37,101 He goes to the beach in a suit and tie. Come on. Let's go. 1038 01:05:37,134 --> 01:05:39,836 I found it! I got it, I got it. 1039 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:42,139 What? Goldarn contact lenses. 1040 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:45,242 [ Chuckles ] You oughta just stick with glasses. 1041 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,511 Oh, hey, guys? What's going on? What's happening? 1042 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:49,679 Hi. Hey, Alan. 1043 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:51,415 This is Sarah. Sarah, Alan. 1044 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:54,251 This is my best man. Hey. How are you? 1045 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,286 Debbie. This is the maid of honor. 1046 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,655 Hi, Debbie. Hi. 1047 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,058 So, how'd you two hook up? 1048 01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:03,160 Uh, I wouldn't say that we're hooked up, really. 1049 01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:08,098 I sort of barely know this person, but... 1050 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:11,501 You were on the bus, right? Yeah, we rode down on the bus together. 1051 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:14,238 There's a whole group of folks. Rode down together. 1052 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,374 Okay, and the whole pool thing? 1053 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,444 She fell in the pool, and, uh, 1054 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,380 didn't look like she was a strong swimmer. 1055 01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:25,482 She was kind of flailing around, so I... 1056 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:28,585 There's no lifeguard on duty if you see the sign there, 1057 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:32,156 so I jumped in, and you know, hauled her out. 1058 01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:34,991 Then, in the course of that, the contact lens fell out. 1059 01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:38,462 Here you go, miss. You oughta be careful with these, because they're-- 1060 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,397 Here you go. It's your contact lens. 1061 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,766 That's a great story. 1062 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:47,204 Bridget's really lucky to be marrying such a great swimmer. 1063 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:51,041 Whoa! What happened here? [ Chuckles ] 1064 01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:53,710 Perhaps after you dry off, you'll come back in for another dance? 1065 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,213 You got it, Herman. Dr. Holmes, you don't mind 1066 01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:58,882 if I dance with your wife, do you? 1067 01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:04,154 Yeah. You don't mind, do you, sweetie? 1068 01:07:04,188 --> 01:07:08,658 All right, all right. Well, I'll see you in there. [ Sarah ] Okay. 1069 01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,879 I'm pretty disappointed in you, Ben. 1070 01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:32,982 You know, everybody's always telling Bridget she's so lucky 1071 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:34,551 'cause you're such a nice guy. 1072 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:38,155 Debbie, I am a nice guy, all right? This is not what you think. 1073 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,790 Okay. [ Chuckles ] Whatever, Dr. Holmes. 1074 01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:42,792 Okay? 1075 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,396 Alan? 1076 01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:49,599 Ben, you don't need to explain, okay? 1077 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,868 Remember, I'm the guy who begged you 1078 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,238 to sleep with more women before you got married. 1079 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:56,640 I am not sleeping with her, man! 1080 01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:59,943 Okay? There's nothing going on! 1081 01:07:59,976 --> 01:08:03,012 Why...Why won't you listen to me? 1082 01:08:03,046 --> 01:08:06,616 Maybe because I'm getting married tomorrow? All right, look, Ben. 1083 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:08,318 If you're not gonna take advantage of a night 1084 01:08:08,352 --> 01:08:13,857 that's gonna get you through many sad, pathetic, lonely years, then... 1085 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:15,759 [ Chuckles ] My God. 1086 01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:19,329 I'll see you in the lobby in five minutes. 1087 01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,234 [ Sighs ] 1088 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,938 We had a deal, remember? 1089 01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:32,176 You were supposed to be my husband if I got you a ride. Remember that? 1090 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,043 Yes, I remember that arrangement. 1091 01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:36,646 I did not, however, presuppose the fact that Debbie 1092 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,083 is now on her way to tell my fiancée that I am holed up 1093 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,952 in a hotel room in South Carolina somewhere with a woman 1094 01:08:42,986 --> 01:08:45,222 claiming to be the wife of the good Dr. Ben Holmes! 1095 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:48,425 What was I supposed to do? The Sunshine people think we're married. 1096 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,194 They would have stoned us. As it is, 1097 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:53,129 I already feel bad enough about not buying a condo. 1098 01:08:53,163 --> 01:08:54,698 Why don't you just tell Bridget the truth? 1099 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:57,367 What kind of marriage do you have if she doesn't believe you? 1100 01:08:57,401 --> 01:09:00,237 Just explain why you're with me-- Sarah, I'm not with you! 1101 01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:02,539 We're not together! This is not a relationship! 1102 01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:05,675 I just happen to be traveling alongside a natural disaster! 1103 01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,944 You know what? I really feel sorry for you. [ Sarcastic chuckle ] 1104 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:11,681 'Cause at least when I was getting married, I could admit I was scared. 1105 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:14,918 Well, save me your pity, because I am not scared. You know what? 1106 01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:18,488 You have such a problem with honesty, Ben, you know that? 1107 01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:20,790 Oh. You can't tell your fiancée what's going on. 1108 01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:24,728 You can't explain something absolutely simple and innocent to your best man, 1109 01:09:24,761 --> 01:09:26,496 and you are with me, Ben! 1110 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:28,632 You could have left a hundred times, but you didn't! 1111 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,668 I tried to! Then why are you still here? 1112 01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:34,671 I'm leaving! All right, fine! 1113 01:09:34,704 --> 01:09:37,341 You wanna talk about honesty? Let's talk about honesty. 1114 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:40,844 Bring it on. You complain about your life, nonstop, all the time. 1115 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,646 [ Mimicking Sarah ] It's all your fault. 1116 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:46,115 You are a beautiful, incredible woman. You could have any guy you wanted, 1117 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:48,352 but you keep picking these losers. 1118 01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:50,820 And the only thing I can think of is that you choose these guys 1119 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:53,957 who are intellectually inferior to you so that you can control them, 1120 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:57,961 but still feel conveniently wounded when the relationship ends. 1121 01:09:57,994 --> 01:10:01,665 You're the one that's afraid of commitment. You back out of every job you ever have! 1122 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,434 You run away from anyone and anything, 1123 01:10:04,468 --> 01:10:07,271 and you think it's so unconventional and liberating, 1124 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,039 when, in fact, it's just cowardice and juvenile 1125 01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:12,276 and unable to face the real world! 1126 01:10:12,309 --> 01:10:15,479 Ha! Okay, you want honesty, I'll give you honesty. 1127 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:17,781 Do you know why you can't write your marriage vows? 1128 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:21,084 Because you are absolutely terrified that you have nothing to say. 1129 01:10:21,117 --> 01:10:23,953 And why would you, Ben? Because you run around so scared 1130 01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:28,124 that life is gonna throw you this curveball that'll completely shatter 1131 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:30,093 this crystal clear, perfect existence 1132 01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:32,195 that you've created for yourself in your Day Timer, 1133 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:36,300 that you blurb your way out of feeling anything emotional, anything real. 1134 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:40,437 You have no emotions, and that's what makes you a shitty writer, Ben. 1135 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:43,673 You know what? At least I don't sit around obsessing 1136 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:45,409 that no one's going to come to my funeral, 1137 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:47,811 because I have relationships that last longer than a week. 1138 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:50,447 My funeral is gonna be packed! You know what, Ben? 1139 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,450 That is just great. And I know your eulogy 1140 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,585 is gonna look so nice on the back of a book cover. 1141 01:10:55,619 --> 01:10:59,756 I just think you are an immature, selfish person. 1142 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,891 Well, I'm obviously wrong. 1143 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:05,562 Have a fabulous time in Westchester. I do hope you enjoy the minivan. 1144 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:10,700 God! How great it must be to be so cool and above everyone, huh? 1145 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:13,002 It must be great! Let me ask you somethin'. 1146 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,772 How cool is it to abandon your kid? 1147 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:19,809 I was 17 years old, okay? Fuck you. You don't know anything about it. 1148 01:11:19,843 --> 01:11:21,978 Nothing. All right, well, try 27, Sarah, 1149 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:23,947 because seventeen's not working anymore. 1150 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:27,551 Okay, Ben, take your marriage Cliff Notes and have a nice wedding, okay? 1151 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,620 Have a nice divorce. Okay. 1152 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:35,425 Four, three, two, one. 1153 01:11:35,459 --> 01:11:37,761 Okay, I'm leaving. Hey, Deb, he's comin'. 1154 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:41,531 Five minutes. There he is. I think he's...Come on! 1155 01:11:41,565 --> 01:11:43,633 No, no, no, don't-- 1156 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:48,004 Well, that was smooth. You're getting married tomorrow, Ben. 1157 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:49,839 What's your point? 1158 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:54,043 Well, you see, if I'm gonna turn my life around, 1159 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,745 I can't very well break up your marriage. 1160 01:11:55,779 --> 01:12:00,149 I'll have bad luck for the rest of my life, karmically speaking, and I-- 1161 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,318 I am getting married tomorrow, 1162 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:05,221 I have nonrefundable tickets to Hawaii, 1163 01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:08,024 and I cannot make myself leave this room. 1164 01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:13,563 Well, I like you too, Ben. 1165 01:12:13,597 --> 01:12:15,298 I... 1166 01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:19,068 I can't go through with a marriage like that. I can't. 1167 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:22,706 Ben, relax. We didn't get to second base. 1168 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:25,475 Have you seen Dr. Holmes and his wife? 1169 01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:27,276 We're doing the raffle. 1170 01:12:27,310 --> 01:12:30,113 He's not Dr. Holmes, and she's not his wife. 1171 01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:33,249 Okeydokey? Okeydokey? 1172 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:40,256 [ Sighs ] 1173 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:42,158 I'm gonna tell her. 1174 01:12:43,727 --> 01:12:46,396 I think at the very least she deserves that. 1175 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:48,932 If I can feel this way about someone else... 1176 01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,000 Hey! Come on! 1177 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:55,004 Why does this have to get dangerous? Get in, you freak! 1178 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:57,273 God! [ Tires Screeching ] 1179 01:12:57,306 --> 01:13:00,243 Is that your ride? 1180 01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:02,879 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1181 01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:07,116 Now what are you gonna do? 1182 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:10,587 I don't know. Let's go get the money my father wired. 1183 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:13,623 That should get us a cab at least. 1184 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:24,300 This is actually the perfect car for this trip. 1185 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:29,038 It's already been wrecked, totaled and destroyed. What else can go wrong? 1186 01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,550 [ Clamoring, Shouting ] 1187 01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:50,860 Well, you asked. [ Chuckles ] 1188 01:13:50,894 --> 01:13:55,431 Really. That's interesting. [ Laughs ] 1189 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:58,668 That's not really that funny, actually. 1190 01:13:58,702 --> 01:14:01,471 [ Continues laughing ] 1191 01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:05,274 I think we should just sit here and wait for the locusts to come! 1192 01:14:05,308 --> 01:14:08,411 [ Both laughing ] 1193 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:12,181 Oh, my God. [ Laughs ] 1194 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:14,317 Oh. Oh. 1195 01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:17,687 Yeah. All righty. Yeah. 1196 01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:19,756 She's on fire, Ben. 1197 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:46,850 Well. I guess we should, uh... 1198 01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:50,954 Yeah. We should-- 1199 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:33,663 [ Grunts ] I am slipping! 1200 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:36,532 [ Both laughing ] 1201 01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:39,569 This is so wrong. 1202 01:15:39,603 --> 01:15:43,072 But it feels so right to me. [ Moans ] 1203 01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:46,509 [ Thud ] 1204 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,045 [ Both grunting ] 1205 01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:53,683 Oh, good evening. [ Laughing ] 1206 01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,985 Good evening. Good evening. 1207 01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:58,121 Hi, Joe. It is a good evening, isn't it? 1208 01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:02,425 [ Group agreeing ] Dr. Holmes, or whoever it is you are. 1209 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:06,963 We made a call. There's no Dr. Ben Holmes in New York City. 1210 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:09,599 Unless you're a veterinary brain surgeon. 1211 01:16:09,633 --> 01:16:12,535 Well, all God's creatures are welcome in my office. 1212 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,139 But the way you two carry on, you oughta be ashamed of yourselves! 1213 01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:20,509 You tell 'em. There is the matter of your bill. 1214 01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:22,545 [ Mumbling ] 1215 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:25,649 Thank you very much. 1216 01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:27,250 I'm really sorry. [ Sighs ] 1217 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:30,186 Let's look at this bill here. Seems a little excessive. 1218 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:34,257 No, if you add the two and the two, that's four, and then, uh... 1219 01:16:36,225 --> 01:16:39,028 Run! Jesus! Jesus! 1220 01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:42,732 How long do you think before they call the police? 1221 01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:47,336 Oh, about five minutes ago. All right. 1222 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:50,874 Yesterday I was just trying to get married, today I'm a fugitive. 1223 01:16:50,907 --> 01:16:53,076 Okay, I get it now. *[ Dance music ] 1224 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,679 This is a sign. This whole thing is a sign. 1225 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:57,947 I am not supposed to get married. Loud and clear. 1226 01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:01,751 We have to be in Savannah in the morning. 1227 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:04,053 The fuzz are after us. 1228 01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:10,493 Hey, Ben, how much was that car we saw back in the lot? 1229 01:17:10,526 --> 01:17:12,896 The disaster car? It was $150. 1230 01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:15,064 'Cause I'm thinking that if, uh... 1231 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:17,734 If somebody went into this place right here 1232 01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:22,371 and did, you know, a little bump and grind for the good old boys, they could, uh... 1233 01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:25,641 they could probably walk out of there with that amount of money in their pocket. 1234 01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:27,744 Strip dancing? 1235 01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:30,814 You're saying you'd just go in and strip dance? I'm talking about something serious. 1236 01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:33,182 Ben, let's weigh our alternatives here. 1237 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,384 On one hand, what do we have? We have a little harmless dancing 1238 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:38,688 that gets us to Savannah where I have $25,000 waiting for me, 1239 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:42,225 and you have 130 of your closest family and friends waiting for you. 1240 01:17:42,258 --> 01:17:44,593 On the other hand, we have... Oh, look, we have nothing. 1241 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:48,798 Oh, there's nothing there. So, we have dancing, going to Savannah. Oh, nothing! 1242 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:52,335 I see where you're going with this. You know I'm right. 1243 01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:54,771 [ Police siren ] 1244 01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:56,873 [ Police radio, indistinct ] The fuzz. 1245 01:17:56,906 --> 01:18:00,176 All right. Am I being too prudish about this? 1246 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:03,713 Is that what it is? Maybe I am. I just gotta open my mind. 1247 01:18:03,747 --> 01:18:07,116 You go in there, you take your clothes off, you have the power. 1248 01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,753 Postfeminist. It's aggressive. You have the power and control. 1249 01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:12,421 I know what I'm doing. Watch my back. 1250 01:18:12,455 --> 01:18:16,826 Watch your back? What, are we on Mod Squad now? 1251 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:21,097 Hiya. How ya doin'? Good. 1252 01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,067 I was wondering if y'all had any entertainment. 1253 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:28,104 We got a pool table out back. What would you say to somebody dancing on it 1254 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:32,408 for a set price of, I don't know, 150 bucks? 1255 01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,678 I could guarantee you a really good show. 1256 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,546 150 seems like a lot of money. 1257 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:39,115 What? Look at her. 1258 01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:42,351 I am looking at her. I'm not interested. 1259 01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:48,224 How much for you to dance? 1260 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:49,325 Excuse me? 1261 01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:51,294 Ben, 1262 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,562 I think this is one of these places 1263 01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:58,501 where everyone would much rather see you dance than see me dance. 1264 01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,037 You mean...? 1265 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,638 * .Get your hands off of my man * 1266 01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:04,040 * .Get your hands off of my man * 1267 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,542 * .Get your hands off of my man * 1268 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:11,280 It's not funny anymore, because I don't even like 1269 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:13,249 to be naked at home in my shower by myself. 1270 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:15,584 So, it was okay for me a minute ago? Well, it's on your resume. 1271 01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:17,653 If you want me to blurb you a novel, I could do that. 1272 01:19:17,686 --> 01:19:19,755 So much for power and control, big guy. Get up there. 1273 01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:21,858 All right, I'm sorry. There you go. 1274 01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:24,060 *[ Techno ] [ Crowd Cheering ] 1275 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:42,045 * .Oh, watch me ride 1276 01:19:42,078 --> 01:19:48,017 * .I'm a sexual animal Eat you like a cannibal * 1277 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:50,719 * .Primed for the energy 1278 01:19:50,753 --> 01:19:53,857 * .I'm inflammable 1279 01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:59,062 * .Yeah, I finished my beer So come here * 1280 01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:03,532 *And get nice while I lick your ear * 1281 01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:06,135 * .Put your legs over there 1282 01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:08,304 * .And kinda swing on a chair 1283 01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:11,707 * .I swear you look wicked 1284 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,844 *When your hand is in your hair * 1285 01:20:14,878 --> 01:20:18,814 * .Eyes half closed Cute little nose * 1286 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:22,151 * .And like a pound of self-raising * 1287 01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,320 * .I just roll and roll 1288 01:20:24,353 --> 01:20:27,390 *Step out of my clothes [ Cheering wildly ] 1289 01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:30,659 * .Like I'm doing the right thing * 1290 01:20:30,693 --> 01:20:35,098 * .It was pumping and she was frightening * 1291 01:20:35,131 --> 01:20:40,736 * .Yeah, lightning flashed and thunder roared * 1292 01:20:42,505 --> 01:20:44,540 They're really cheering for you. You're doing a great job. 1293 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:47,276 Nope. Everyone in here is looking at your ass. 1294 01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:51,580 * .This is where I'm lost all night * 1295 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:56,785 * .If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right * 1296 01:20:56,819 --> 01:21:00,323 * .If loving you is wrong 1297 01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:05,061 * .I don't wanna be right 1298 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:07,063 * .Don't wanna be right 1299 01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:11,000 * .If I come first Well, that's not worse * 1300 01:21:11,034 --> 01:21:13,136 [ Crowd cheering wildly ] 1301 01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:28,918 * .One take like an earthquake * 1302 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:44,167 * .I take a delight in making the bedsprings sing all night * 1303 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:49,772 * .If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right * 1304 01:21:49,805 --> 01:21:53,876 Whoo! Ha ha! Can do! Let's check it out. Come on. 1305 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:56,779 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look at that! 1306 01:21:56,812 --> 01:22:01,150 Convertible style. [ Metal grinding ] 1307 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:11,827 [ Ben ] *I'm a sexual animal 1308 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:16,199 *Eat you like a cannibal 1309 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,402 [ Chuckles ] Well, I didn't have 1310 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:23,239 the G-string and the cowboy boots, but, uh, I think it was a good showing nonetheless. 1311 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,574 Don't be too proud of yourself. You weren't that good, Ben. 1312 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,977 Don't be jealous. 1313 01:22:28,011 --> 01:22:31,680 It's amazing. The things you find so exotic and interesting right now 1314 01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:34,517 are gonna be the same things that you're gonna hate me for in the end. 1315 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:37,320 Why am I hating you in this scenario? What's-- 1316 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:39,022 Okay? Trust me. 1317 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:42,225 A lot of stuff's happened really fast. You're just not registering it. 1318 01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:44,960 It's registering, okay? I'm a gay dancer, and I'm proud. 1319 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,130 I'm a gay, gay strip dancer, and I love it. 1320 01:22:47,163 --> 01:22:49,665 Registered. Cha-ching! Change! [ Chuckles ] 1321 01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:52,268 The password is "denial," okay? You've known me two days. 1322 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:55,871 Two days. Now we're on our way down to go break up your marriage. 1323 01:22:57,406 --> 01:22:59,275 That has nothing to do with you. 1324 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:03,146 I don't believe you. 1325 01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:07,183 I don't either. 1326 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:28,071 [ TV reporter ] Amanda is beginning to gather strength as it continues 1327 01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:29,505 its journey in the Atlantic. 1328 01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:32,575 It's currently a category two hurricane. 1329 01:23:35,744 --> 01:23:38,081 The hurricane is continuing its push toward the northwest, 1330 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:44,653 and that means the coastlines of Georgia and South Carolina... 1331 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:47,790 He'll make it. 1332 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,625 [ Thunder rumbling ] 1333 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:03,406 That's it right there. Yep. 1334 01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:05,841 Oh, my God, that's Carl. Carl ? 1335 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,477 My husband. 1336 01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:17,019 Surprise, sweetheart. Who's this? 1337 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:21,557 I know it's not the guy you're trying to sell the place to, 'cause I got an injunction. 1338 01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:23,292 Bullshit. 1339 01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:30,065 [ Scoffs ] This is so fake. 1340 01:24:30,099 --> 01:24:32,301 You can't even get an injunction that fast, all right? 1341 01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:35,003 What are you doing this to me for? Carl. 1342 01:24:35,037 --> 01:24:36,705 I have to get back pretty soon, so-- This is my place, okay? 1343 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,307 I bought it with my money. Your place? 1344 01:24:38,341 --> 01:24:40,643 Yeah. For chrissakes, Sarah, we're married. 1345 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:44,813 You wanna sell the place? That's fine, we'll sell the place. 1346 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:47,716 You can send the money down to your kid if that's what your worried about. 1347 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,219 Now, come on. 1348 01:24:50,253 --> 01:24:53,589 Come on, angel. You got no place else to go. 1349 01:24:54,357 --> 01:24:56,392 I'm not going, Carl. 1350 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,195 You ungrateful bitch. 1351 01:24:59,228 --> 01:25:00,863 What? Hey. Hold on. 1352 01:25:00,896 --> 01:25:04,733 Nobody's talking to you, my friend. Okay. Just cool it. 1353 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:07,903 Sarah, get in the car. I'm not going, Carl. Forget it. Not going. 1354 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,206 I said get in the car, now! No, I'm not getting in the car! 1355 01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:12,508 [ Carl ] Goddamn you. Hey, what's your problem? 1356 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,477 You sleep with her and you think that means something? 1357 01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:17,045 You don't know what you're talking about. Don't you tell me-- 1358 01:25:17,079 --> 01:25:18,214 [ Grunts ] Ohh! 1359 01:25:18,247 --> 01:25:21,717 [ Groans ] You all right? You okay? 1360 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:24,553 Did you find my thumb? Get outta here, Carl. 1361 01:25:24,587 --> 01:25:26,589 Go! Go! You know, I got news for you, buddy. 1362 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:28,924 You're just the next number on the list. Just go home, man. 1363 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:31,394 You know what happened with her kid? What did she tell you? 1364 01:25:31,427 --> 01:25:32,895 Carl, don't. Carl, don't. 1365 01:25:32,928 --> 01:25:35,931 She let the dad raise him? Well, that's bullshit! Shut up. 1366 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:37,966 The kid chose the father. 1367 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:42,171 She was never even around. 1368 01:25:42,205 --> 01:25:44,340 But even a six-year-old can see. 1369 01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:46,275 You can't trust her. 1370 01:25:47,042 --> 01:25:49,678 Enjoy the ride, pal. 1371 01:25:57,753 --> 01:26:02,325 [ Engine starting, tires screeching ] 1372 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:09,598 Hey, are you okay? Yeah. 1373 01:26:14,970 --> 01:26:18,974 [ Sobs ] Oh, Jesus. Now I can't even go see him. 1374 01:26:20,443 --> 01:26:22,545 Who? Your little boy? 1375 01:26:22,578 --> 01:26:24,913 [ Sobs ] 1376 01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:26,515 Hey. 1377 01:26:29,285 --> 01:26:32,688 Why? Because of $25,000? Yeah. 1378 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:35,858 Aw, Sarah. 1379 01:26:35,891 --> 01:26:39,828 I don't know anything about raising kids, 1380 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:43,299 but I don't think $25,000 is gonna win him over. 1381 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:45,901 I think he wants to see you. [ Whimpers ] 1382 01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:47,703 [ Sniffles ] 1383 01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:51,374 Can't win him over. He obviously doesn't want what I have to offer. 1384 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,977 [ Sighs ] 1385 01:26:55,010 --> 01:26:58,080 Sarah, you have the most incredible ability 1386 01:26:58,113 --> 01:27:01,784 to make people absolutely crazy about you. 1387 01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:04,587 No, I have the ability to make people crazy. 1388 01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:07,956 That's what I can do really well. 1389 01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:10,626 [ Sighs ] Sarah, everybody loves you. 1390 01:27:10,659 --> 01:27:13,061 [ Chuckles ] You just... 1391 01:27:13,095 --> 01:27:15,731 You just think they're all wrong. 1392 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:23,238 [ Sniffles ] When does your wedding start? 1393 01:27:23,272 --> 01:27:27,042 [ Chattering ] 1394 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,746 [ Thunder rumbling ] 1395 01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:53,936 Well. 1396 01:27:56,539 --> 01:27:58,907 Seventeen minutes late. [ Thunder rumbling ] 1397 01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:02,678 Ben's usually very prompt. 1398 01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:05,247 You must be so very proud of him. 1399 01:28:06,014 --> 01:28:08,651 [ Knock on door ] 1400 01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:11,920 I hate to interrupt, but I think the hurricane 1401 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:15,023 may arrive before the groom. 1402 01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:16,792 Good Lord. 1403 01:28:17,493 --> 01:28:19,528 [ Sighs ] 1404 01:28:19,562 --> 01:28:22,064 Ben, where are you? 1405 01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,539 [ Both screaming ] 1406 01:29:08,377 --> 01:29:10,413 [ Panting ] 1407 01:29:10,446 --> 01:29:12,715 Look, we'll... 1408 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:18,153 I just wanna get my bearings here for a second. 1409 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:20,155 Okay. [ Exhales ] 1410 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:24,026 [ Exhales ] Well. All right. 1411 01:29:24,059 --> 01:29:28,063 Two strangers arrive at a wedding. One invited, one is not. 1412 01:29:28,096 --> 01:29:31,900 And as the guests arrive and the appetizers are served, 1413 01:29:31,934 --> 01:29:36,672 the true drama unfolds just minutes from the altar. [ Chuckles ] 1414 01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:43,011 I don't think I'm gonna be able to blurb my way out of this one. 1415 01:29:43,045 --> 01:29:47,149 Nope. Probably not. 1416 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:51,119 Okay. All right. 1417 01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:54,189 I'm just gonna run in there 1418 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:57,826 and put a quick stop to this whole wedding thing, you know. 1419 01:29:58,927 --> 01:30:02,297 Maybe grab a few gifts on the way out. 1420 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:05,668 You need anything? Bread maker? Um-- 1421 01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:08,737 Cuisinart? No, no, I think I'm good. 1422 01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:10,539 Yeah. 1423 01:30:16,812 --> 01:30:20,683 You will be here when I come back, won't you? 1424 01:30:20,716 --> 01:30:24,920 Oh, well, you know me. [ Chuckles ] 1425 01:30:27,222 --> 01:30:29,725 I would not presume. 1426 01:30:31,660 --> 01:30:36,565 [ Exhales ] All right. Wish me luck. 1427 01:30:36,599 --> 01:30:39,401 Ben, do me a favor and just forget about luck, okay? 1428 01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:44,607 Forget about loyalty, forget about... 1429 01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:51,213 being nice, forget about polite, okay? 1430 01:30:51,246 --> 01:30:55,618 Because this is the rest of your life and possibly somebody else's too. 1431 01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:58,120 Yeah. You know? 1432 01:30:58,153 --> 01:31:00,288 Yeah. 1433 01:31:00,322 --> 01:31:02,758 Just be honest. 1434 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:08,864 If her father happens to shoot me on my way out, 1435 01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:12,467 I guess I'll see you in heaven. [ Chuckles ] 1436 01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:16,004 Yeah. I don't think I deserve heaven. 1437 01:31:16,605 --> 01:31:19,407 Ah, Sarah. 1438 01:31:19,441 --> 01:31:23,411 You deserve so much more than you think. 1439 01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:26,815 You deserve to be with somebody 1440 01:31:26,849 --> 01:31:31,186 who will be really, really depressed if your plane goes down. 1441 01:31:31,219 --> 01:31:33,989 [ Chuckles ] 1442 01:31:44,366 --> 01:31:46,902 [ Groans ] 1443 01:31:59,982 --> 01:32:02,250 [ Sniffles ] 1444 01:32:04,286 --> 01:32:06,689 [ Chattering ] 1445 01:32:06,722 --> 01:32:09,925 Hey, Ben. Hey, man, what happened to you? 1446 01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:11,994 [ Chattering ] What, did you go swimming? 1447 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:14,362 Ben! Honey, honey, come on. I have to talk to you! 1448 01:32:14,396 --> 01:32:16,999 Dad, I can't right now. We just want to talk to you for a minute. 1449 01:32:17,032 --> 01:32:20,202 I can't right now! Benjamin ! Get in there! 1450 01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:23,772 All right, Benjamin. Barbara, please. 1451 01:32:23,806 --> 01:32:25,874 I want you to listen to your father. 1452 01:32:25,908 --> 01:32:28,110 Ben? We were thinking about... Yes. 1453 01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:30,445 what you were telling us on the phone, 1454 01:32:30,478 --> 01:32:34,650 and the thing is, nobody knows if it's gonna work out. 1455 01:32:34,683 --> 01:32:37,052 It's all a leap of faith. 1456 01:32:37,085 --> 01:32:41,223 It just so happened that in my case, I was lucky. 1457 01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:45,728 My heart told me to do something, I did it, 1458 01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:49,665 and 32 years later, here I am. 1459 01:32:51,033 --> 01:32:55,638 Don't speak. You'll ruin the moment. 1460 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,742 [ Guests shouting ] 1461 01:33:03,378 --> 01:33:05,380 You have got a lot of nerve! 1462 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:08,416 Now, maybe this is how they treat women back in New York, 1463 01:33:08,450 --> 01:33:11,453 but here in Savannah, we have a little more respect 1464 01:33:11,486 --> 01:33:13,188 for the sanctity of marriage. 1465 01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:17,492 Oh, do you hear yourself? I am not talking to you, Virginia! 1466 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:20,262 Where's Bridget? I want to marry her. Who the hell are you ? 1467 01:33:20,295 --> 01:33:24,733 Someone who gets to a wedding on time! Hi, we haven't met. I'm Ben. 1468 01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:28,103 Steve Montgomery. I used to go out with Bridget and I'm still in love with her. 1469 01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:30,572 Can I see your invitation? Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1470 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:33,375 Excuse me! Somebody should be asking for your invitation, all right? 1471 01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:35,577 P.S., you shouldn't even be having a wedding! 1472 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:40,415 I saw him in the hotel last night with some woman! Whoa! Hey, untrue! 1473 01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:44,720 They are just travel friends. And she's ugly! 1474 01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:48,190 [ Chatter, shouting ] 1475 01:33:51,159 --> 01:33:54,229 Why do you New Yorkers have to be so unpleasant? 1476 01:33:54,262 --> 01:33:56,899 I like New York. Put 'em up! 1477 01:33:56,932 --> 01:33:58,901 [ Shouting continues ] 1478 01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:04,232 Ben? Yeah? 1479 01:35:04,266 --> 01:35:08,937 Um, in about five minutes, we're supposed to be joined for eternity, 1480 01:35:08,971 --> 01:35:11,940 and I was wondering... 1481 01:35:11,974 --> 01:35:15,043 if you were gonna get dressed. [ Thunder rumbling ] 1482 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:18,013 Well, if it's eternity, it can wait. [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ] 1483 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,849 No, no, I think technically eternity starts immediately, 1484 01:35:20,883 --> 01:35:23,752 especially when there's ice sculpture involved. 1485 01:35:23,786 --> 01:35:26,889 Well, Bridge. Yeah. 1486 01:35:26,922 --> 01:35:30,558 [ Thunder rumbling ] 1487 01:35:30,592 --> 01:35:32,961 The truth is... 1488 01:35:39,768 --> 01:35:42,237 [ Sobs ] I'm sorry. 1489 01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:45,307 This always happens at weddings, you know? [ Sniffles ] 1490 01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:48,243 I'm sorry I took so long to get down here. Something happened. 1491 01:35:48,276 --> 01:35:50,545 It's okay. I know. 1492 01:35:50,578 --> 01:35:54,082 Debbie told me, and I told her that it didn't matter because I trusted you, 1493 01:35:54,116 --> 01:35:56,651 and I knew you wouldn't cheat on me. 1494 01:35:56,684 --> 01:36:02,124 And then I threw up. But, um...everything else was going wrong. 1495 01:36:02,157 --> 01:36:04,960 Everything was going wrong, and my parents are separated, 1496 01:36:04,993 --> 01:36:07,495 and then this guy Steve, who-- 1497 01:36:07,529 --> 01:36:09,131 Bridge, you know what? 1498 01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:12,868 I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world. 1499 01:36:12,901 --> 01:36:15,703 And when you found that person, 1500 01:36:15,737 --> 01:36:18,807 like the rest of the world just kind of magically faded away 1501 01:36:18,841 --> 01:36:22,644 and the two of you would just be inside this kind of 1502 01:36:22,677 --> 01:36:25,914 protective bubble, but there is no bubble. 1503 01:36:25,948 --> 01:36:28,917 I mean, or if there is, we have to make it. 1504 01:36:28,951 --> 01:36:34,522 I just think that life is more than a series of moments, you know? 1505 01:36:34,556 --> 01:36:39,461 We can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, 1506 01:36:39,494 --> 01:36:42,564 and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles. 1507 01:36:42,597 --> 01:36:46,101 Stop me when it just becomes glaringly obvious that I have no idea 1508 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,470 what I'm talking about. No, I know what you're talking about. 1509 01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:51,639 I do. I know exactly what you're talking about. 1510 01:36:59,915 --> 01:37:02,918 Farewell, Ben. 1511 01:37:13,628 --> 01:37:16,164 I fell in love with you the moment I saw you. 1512 01:37:16,198 --> 01:37:20,402 And when I saw you up there on the balcony, I fell in love with you all over again. 1513 01:37:20,435 --> 01:37:24,206 None of the plane crashes and the hurricanes 1514 01:37:24,239 --> 01:37:28,076 and the other people will ever change that. 1515 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:31,579 Because when I'm on my deathbed, I'm gonna know 1516 01:37:31,613 --> 01:37:37,252 that I married the only woman I ever really loved. 1517 01:37:37,285 --> 01:37:40,288 I think you just wrote your vows. 1518 01:37:40,322 --> 01:37:42,224 [ Chuckles ] 1519 01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:46,394 I love you so much. 1520 01:38:00,075 --> 01:38:02,577 [ Chuckles ] 1521 01:38:06,081 --> 01:38:08,016 [ Shouting, clamoring ] 1522 01:38:11,253 --> 01:38:15,523 [ Virginia ] Get her out of the rain! Guys, hold on. 1523 01:38:15,557 --> 01:38:19,995 [ Shouting ] You guys, it's only rain. 1524 01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:35,677 All right, all right. 1525 01:38:46,054 --> 01:38:49,024 I'm okay. I'll be right back. 1526 01:38:49,057 --> 01:38:52,494 It's okay. Bridge! Bridget! 1527 01:38:53,895 --> 01:38:56,231 You wanna get married like this? 1528 01:38:57,632 --> 01:39:02,004 Let's go get married... under a waterfall in Hawaii! 1529 01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:06,074 Okay. Okay. Let's go. 1530 01:39:12,214 --> 01:39:17,485 * .Morning smiles 1531 01:39:17,519 --> 01:39:19,754 * .Like the face 1532 01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:24,359 * .Of a newborn child 1533 01:39:24,392 --> 01:39:29,631 * .Better said unknowing 1534 01:39:32,967 --> 01:39:36,438 * .Rejoicing 1535 01:39:38,340 --> 01:39:44,012 * .From the sight of a long lost friend * 1536 01:39:45,347 --> 01:39:49,317 * .Speaks to me of course 1537 01:39:51,853 --> 01:39:54,889 * .But I feel 1538 01:39:54,922 --> 01:40:00,762 * .I have nothing to give 1539 01:40:00,795 --> 01:40:05,367 * .I have so much to lose here * 1540 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:07,835 * .In this lonely place 1541 01:40:07,869 --> 01:40:12,807 * .Tangled up in our embrace 1542 01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:19,381 * .It's nothing I'm not feeling how to fall * 1543 01:40:21,549 --> 01:40:25,820 * .Wind in tow 1544 01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:33,161 * .Grapes that flow trembling on the vine * 1545 01:40:33,195 --> 01:40:37,065 * .Nothing needs to shelter Don't hit my house, bad lightning. 1546 01:40:37,099 --> 01:40:38,666 You're gonna burn us down! 1547 01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:43,305 [ Both Laughing ] * .But I feel 1548 01:40:43,338 --> 01:40:48,343 * .I have nothing to give 1549 01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:51,546 [ Ben ] Well, there's one quote that pretty much sums it up. 1550 01:40:51,579 --> 01:40:54,082 It's from a bishop in the 16th century. [ Laughing ] 1551 01:40:54,116 --> 01:40:58,086 He said, "Marriage has less beauty, 1552 01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,055 "but more safety than the single life. 1553 01:41:01,089 --> 01:41:04,859 "It's full of sorrows and full of joys. 1554 01:41:04,892 --> 01:41:06,661 "It lies under more burdens, 1555 01:41:06,694 --> 01:41:10,031 "but it is supported by all the strengths of love. 1556 01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:14,336 And those burdens are delightful." 1557 01:41:14,369 --> 01:41:16,638 * .I have nothing to give 1558 01:41:16,671 --> 01:41:20,108 [ Ben ] Sometimes the people we meet change us forever. 1559 01:41:20,142 --> 01:41:24,479 I've never forgotten Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I never will. 1560 01:41:24,512 --> 01:41:28,783 Wherever she is, I really hope she's happy. 1561 01:41:30,952 --> 01:41:35,056 In the end, all you can do is commit to the people you love, 1562 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:37,192 hope for a little luck 1563 01:41:37,225 --> 01:41:39,294 and some good weather. 1564 01:41:51,573 --> 01:41:54,376 * .Hearts gone astray 1565 01:41:54,409 --> 01:41:59,214 * .Keeping hurt when they go 1566 01:41:59,247 --> 01:42:01,916 * .I went away 1567 01:42:01,949 --> 01:42:06,721 * .Just when you needed me so 1568 01:42:06,754 --> 01:42:09,491 * .You won't regret 1569 01:42:09,524 --> 01:42:14,296 * .I'll come back begging you 1570 01:42:14,329 --> 01:42:17,098 * .Don't you forget 1571 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:21,636 * .Welcome love we once knew 1572 01:42:21,669 --> 01:42:23,571 * .Yeah 1573 01:42:23,605 --> 01:42:27,709 * .Where life's river flows no one really knows * 1574 01:42:27,742 --> 01:42:31,679 * .You're someone left to show the way to lasting love * 1575 01:42:31,713 --> 01:42:35,283 * .Like the sun it shines Endlessly it shines * 1576 01:42:35,317 --> 01:42:39,020 * .You always will be my eternal love * 1577 01:42:39,053 --> 01:42:42,824 * .Whenever love went wrong ours would still be strong * 1578 01:42:42,857 --> 01:42:46,928 * .We'd have our own everlasting love * 1579 01:42:46,961 --> 01:42:50,465 * .This love will last forever * 1580 01:42:50,498 --> 01:42:54,502 * .This love will last forever * 1581 01:42:54,536 --> 01:42:58,306 * .Open up your eyes Then you'll realize * 1582 01:42:58,340 --> 01:43:01,943 * .You've always been my everlasting love * 1583 01:43:01,976 --> 01:43:05,613 * .Need you by my side Come and be my bride * 1584 01:43:05,647 --> 01:43:09,617 * .Never be denied everlasting love * 1585 01:43:09,651 --> 01:43:13,455 * .From the very start Open up your heart * 1586 01:43:13,488 --> 01:43:18,860 * .Feel the love you got everlasting love * 1587 01:43:18,893 --> 01:43:20,862 * .Everlasting love 1588 01:43:20,895 --> 01:43:24,566 *[ Funk ] 1589 01:43:29,304 --> 01:43:34,008 * .If you're dumb and confused * 1590 01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:36,344 * .And you don't remember 1591 01:43:36,378 --> 01:43:38,946 * .Who you're talking to 1592 01:43:38,980 --> 01:43:41,316 * .Concentration 1593 01:43:41,349 --> 01:43:43,451 * .Just seems to fade 1594 01:43:43,485 --> 01:43:49,156 * .'Cause your baby is too far away * 1595 01:43:49,190 --> 01:43:53,561 * .There's a rose in a fisted glove * 1596 01:43:53,595 --> 01:43:58,400 * .And the eagle flies with the dove * 1597 01:43:58,433 --> 01:44:01,936 * .And if you can't be with the one you love * 1598 01:44:01,969 --> 01:44:07,008 * .Honey, love the one you're with * 1599 01:44:13,114 --> 01:44:15,350 * .Don't be angry 1600 01:44:15,383 --> 01:44:17,552 * .Don't be sad 1601 01:44:17,585 --> 01:44:20,221 * .Don't sit quiet 1602 01:44:20,254 --> 01:44:22,390 * .Good times you had 1603 01:44:22,424 --> 01:44:25,092 * .'Cause there's a girl 1604 01:44:25,126 --> 01:44:27,629 * .Right next to you 1605 01:44:27,662 --> 01:44:30,031 * .She's just waiting 1606 01:44:30,064 --> 01:44:32,767 * .For something to do 1607 01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:37,639 * .There's a rose in a fisted glove * 1608 01:44:37,672 --> 01:44:41,943 * .And the eagle flies with the dove * 1609 01:44:41,976 --> 01:44:45,713 * .And if you can't be with the one you love * 1610 01:44:45,747 --> 01:44:49,751 * .Honey, love the one you're with * 1611 01:45:02,364 --> 01:45:04,599 * .Do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do * 1612 01:45:04,632 --> 01:45:07,134 * .Do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do * 1613 01:45:07,168 --> 01:45:10,071 * .Do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do * 1614 01:45:11,506 --> 01:45:13,475 * .Turn your heartache 1615 01:45:13,508 --> 01:45:16,143 * .Right into stone 1616 01:45:16,177 --> 01:45:18,413 * .'Cause she's a girl 1617 01:45:18,446 --> 01:45:20,682 * .A girl alone 1618 01:45:20,715 --> 01:45:23,451 * .So get it together 1619 01:45:23,485 --> 01:45:25,520 * .And you can fight 1620 01:45:25,553 --> 01:45:30,958 * .You're not gonna need any more good-bye * 1621 01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:35,763 * .There's a rose in a fisted glove * 1622 01:45:35,797 --> 01:45:40,101 * .And the eagle flies with the dove * 1623 01:45:40,134 --> 01:45:44,171 * .And if you can't be with the one you love * 1624 01:45:44,205 --> 01:45:48,476 * .Honey, love the one you're with *