1 00:00:39,043 --> 00:00:43,311 Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies around like a lot of old 'tards here. 2 00:00:43,659 --> 00:00:46,172 Let's see a real bet. 3 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,525 Twice. 4 00:01:07,703 --> 00:01:09,578 - That's better. - Fold. 5 00:01:13,401 --> 00:01:15,356 All in. 6 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:20,857 Good morning mate. Delivery for you. 7 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,948 Fresh as you like. 8 00:01:25,782 --> 00:01:27,615 Bloody hell. 9 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,703 What you plan on doing with that? 10 00:01:29,843 --> 00:01:31,682 I'm gonna chop his head off. 11 00:01:31,823 --> 00:01:34,893 - You know I'm a vegetarian?! - For Christ sake Tim! 12 00:01:35,289 --> 00:01:37,724 I'm not asking you to fucking eat it. 13 00:01:38,073 --> 00:01:39,846 Only chop the head off. 14 00:01:39,973 --> 00:01:42,958 Ben, I can't mate. Really, I can't. 15 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,733 The head.. 16 00:01:45,776 --> 00:01:47,303 Is mine. 17 00:01:48,728 --> 00:01:50,003 All right. 18 00:01:50,798 --> 00:01:52,561 Johnny's got the head. 19 00:01:52,939 --> 00:01:54,635 I've got the belly. 20 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,107 Which leaves you 21 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,291 the legs 22 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,864 the gut 23 00:01:59,054 --> 00:02:00,754 or the fucking tale. 24 00:02:03,377 --> 00:02:05,689 Where's the other fellow? 25 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,184 You're late. 26 00:02:24,242 --> 00:02:26,349 Did I not make myself clear?! 27 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:28,841 The other fellow, where is he? 28 00:02:28,977 --> 00:02:30,996 We can handle it! 29 00:02:31,255 --> 00:02:32,526 Guarantied! 30 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,887 I need three of you inside. 31 00:02:35,349 --> 00:02:36,477 You've got three of us. 32 00:02:36,577 --> 00:02:39,374 You mean to tell me that tinker bell here is gonna go inside? 33 00:02:39,503 --> 00:02:41,038 No.. Tinker.. 34 00:02:42,134 --> 00:02:44,884 Tim.. will stay in the van. 35 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,437 All right. 36 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:48,379 So Tink takes the wheel 37 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:51,119 whilst you and loud ass there go inside? 38 00:02:51,186 --> 00:02:52,522 The two of you? 39 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,182 - I trust him with my life. - Yeah, well I don't. 40 00:02:55,359 --> 00:02:59,175 So you find someone else, otherwise, the deal is of, all right?! 41 00:03:10,902 --> 00:03:12,795 All right. 42 00:03:14,938 --> 00:03:17,024 I'll find another guy. 43 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:19,053 Okay? 44 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:21,854 If.. 45 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:25,055 And I mean if this goes according to plan.. 46 00:03:26,269 --> 00:03:27,713 He's got a ring. 47 00:03:27,885 --> 00:03:29,173 You take it! 48 00:03:29,314 --> 00:03:31,721 The ring is very important to him. 49 00:03:31,869 --> 00:03:34,512 You might say it's his little friend. 50 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:37,061 Adios. 51 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,638 Fucking tosser! 52 00:04:35,048 --> 00:04:38,103 - Hello? - Happy birthday to you 53 00:04:38,197 --> 00:04:40,723 happy birthday to you 54 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:43,844 happy birthday dear Michael 55 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,174 happy birthday to you. 56 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,360 Wow, I'm touched. 57 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,617 Love you so much. 58 00:04:48,694 --> 00:04:50,697 Sounds like I'll come in for a very good night tonight?! 59 00:04:50,747 --> 00:04:52,858 Oh yes, but it was different in my dreams. 60 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,178 Why is that? 61 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:56,723 You've been having those dirty dreams about me again? 62 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:59,248 Hmm, but it happened in a Polish restaurant. 63 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:01,036 - Oh shit. - Oh yes. 64 00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:04,821 No, that's no good, cause since you've met me, all your dreams have come true. 65 00:05:04,927 --> 00:05:06,355 I know Michael. Look.. 66 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:09,152 I've ordered a table at Gordon's, just the two of us. 67 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,947 We have to be there in an hour. 68 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,575 An hour? 69 00:05:12,737 --> 00:05:13,626 Yes. 70 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,164 Well, at least it's not Polish. 71 00:05:15,228 --> 00:05:17,447 Definitely not. And I have a surprise for you. 72 00:05:17,522 --> 00:05:18,807 Yeah, you should do. 73 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:21,043 Besides, I've got a little surprise for you too. 74 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:23,932 Surprise?! I'm finally going to meet the queen? 75 00:05:24,096 --> 00:05:25,267 Who told you? 76 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:26,996 Everybody's talking about it. 77 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:29,657 No, but.. 78 00:05:30,179 --> 00:05:32,242 I do have a little.. 79 00:05:32,369 --> 00:05:33,635 Michael? 80 00:05:34,537 --> 00:05:35,792 Michael? 81 00:05:35,946 --> 00:05:37,649 Now, there is a surprise. 82 00:05:37,669 --> 00:05:38,957 What? 83 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:40,847 I'll be there in a jiffy. 84 00:05:40,932 --> 00:05:42,426 Okay. 85 00:05:50,888 --> 00:05:53,048 What the shitty fuck?! 86 00:05:54,299 --> 00:05:55,575 Let go of me! 87 00:05:55,884 --> 00:05:57,167 What the fuck?! 88 00:05:57,341 --> 00:05:58,505 Take it off! 89 00:06:12,407 --> 00:06:14,423 Please, let go of me. 90 00:06:20,654 --> 00:06:21,653 Help?! 91 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:23,245 I'll give you anything! 92 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,970 You work for her Majesty? 93 00:06:27,981 --> 00:06:29,159 What's it got to do with you? 94 00:06:29,246 --> 00:06:32,217 You'd take a bullet in your bullocks for queen and country? 95 00:06:32,299 --> 00:06:33,025 What? 96 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:37,088 Even though the old deer makes you work on your fucking birthday. 97 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:40,092 Johnny, you fucker! 98 00:06:40,097 --> 00:06:41,198 Happy birthday mate. 99 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:42,273 God save the Queen. 100 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,539 Piss off Ben! 101 00:06:43,548 --> 00:06:44,751 Come on! Come on! Let me out! 102 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,507 You scared the shit out of me. 103 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:48,733 Here. Happy birthday fellow. 104 00:06:48,744 --> 00:06:51,088 Yeah, what were you doing with that bunny rabbit, eh? 105 00:06:51,132 --> 00:06:52,333 That is Jess.. 106 00:06:52,393 --> 00:06:54,000 Well it was just Jessica's present. 107 00:06:54,097 --> 00:06:55,695 I was thinking about you, the whole time. 108 00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:57,264 Oh, you pervert. 109 00:06:57,607 --> 00:06:59,516 - And you? - Sorry Michael. 110 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:02,116 We just wanted to give you the best surprise ever. 111 00:07:02,147 --> 00:07:04,650 Oh why, well you certainly did that Tim. 112 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:05,999 No problem there! 113 00:07:06,178 --> 00:07:07,177 All right, let's go! 114 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,889 - Go? Go where? - Here. 115 00:07:09,787 --> 00:07:10,659 All right, what?! 116 00:07:10,686 --> 00:07:14,449 A wrank looking strip club. Even you're not thick enough to think of going there. 117 00:07:14,483 --> 00:07:15,482 Oh yeah, we forgot. 118 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,142 You're into cuddly toys now, aren't you? 119 00:07:17,422 --> 00:07:19,068 I am not going in there! 120 00:07:19,098 --> 00:07:21,595 I don't care what you say, I've had enough! 121 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:23,534 Jessica. 122 00:07:23,584 --> 00:07:25,151 - Mickey?! - No. I'm sorry, I've got to go. 123 00:07:25,156 --> 00:07:27,292 - Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me. - Mickey, for fuck's sake. 124 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,157 Will you just calm down?! Mickey please?! 125 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:33,005 Look! I have to go and see Jessica, all right?! She's waiting for me. 126 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,338 All right. I see the surprise is out the window. 127 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:38,382 But we have to go and tell the girls. Please, ten minutes?! 128 00:07:38,452 --> 00:07:40,313 No, thank you. It's not my business! 129 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:43,467 Come on mate please, for fuck's sake, do us a favor. 130 00:07:44,954 --> 00:07:46,851 All right, five minutes, all right?! 131 00:07:46,947 --> 00:07:48,539 And not a heartbeat more! 132 00:07:48,621 --> 00:07:50,963 Okay Mickey. Just turn the van around. 133 00:07:51,025 --> 00:07:52,793 These girls might take us by force. 134 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:53,918 Hopefully. 135 00:07:55,489 --> 00:07:58,292 You sure are fucking cunts! 136 00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:03,298 Let me tell you what John. He's gonna go 137 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:05,308 apeshit when he finds out. It's a fact mate. 138 00:08:05,311 --> 00:08:07,311 Fuck you and your facts Tim. We stick to the plan! 139 00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:08,571 Here 140 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,981 We're closed. 141 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:27,053 Closed or not mate, I have to drop this off. 142 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:28,555 You're not dropping anything off mate. 143 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:32,184 I told you, the bar is closed. So fuck off and come back tomorrow! 144 00:08:32,372 --> 00:08:34,035 Shut it dickhead! 145 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,948 You know the trouble with the world right now Karl? 146 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,654 Not enough trust. 147 00:08:42,704 --> 00:08:45,215 But I'm gonna trust these cards. 148 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,891 When I said use your head, I meant your own one. 149 00:08:50,923 --> 00:08:52,353 Fresh meat. 150 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:54,590 What? 151 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,758 Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't you flinch! 152 00:08:58,816 --> 00:09:00,464 Put your hands on the table! 153 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:01,663 Where I can see them! 154 00:09:01,743 --> 00:09:03,254 What the fuck is going on here? 155 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:04,792 Shut your mouth! 156 00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:06,855 Or I'll shut it for you! 157 00:09:06,972 --> 00:09:08,269 Open it up! Come on! 158 00:09:10,053 --> 00:09:12,393 I think you pricks are a little confused. 159 00:09:12,516 --> 00:09:15,372 Slowly, don't you make me fucking nervous. Come on! 160 00:09:15,378 --> 00:09:18,357 Do you have any idea who owns this establishment? 161 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,783 Who sent you? 162 00:09:19,839 --> 00:09:21,336 The international 163 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:23,258 red fucking cross! 164 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,675 Let's gather the harvest. 165 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:30,946 Come on gentlemen! 166 00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,360 Come on! 167 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,704 Faster gentlemen! Faster! 168 00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:46,349 I said.. 169 00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,486 Five minutes! 170 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,599 Fuck! 171 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,068 Come on! Faster, you fucking cripple! 172 00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:17,965 Aren't you forgetting something? 173 00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,201 Like what? 174 00:10:20,524 --> 00:10:22,117 Your ring! 175 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,117 Are you deaf?! 176 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:37,493 Put the ring on the fucking table! 177 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,095 Shoot! 178 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,711 What? 179 00:10:43,948 --> 00:10:45,182 Shoot him! 180 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,047 No! Oh, no! I can't.. 181 00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:49,336 I can't do it! 182 00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:52,208 Fuck! Shoot him! 183 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,190 Motherfucker I'm telling you! 184 00:10:55,193 --> 00:10:55,991 I can't! 185 00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:57,967 Pour his fucking brains out! 186 00:10:58,201 --> 00:10:59,250 Now! 187 00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:00,566 I can't. 188 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,362 You're such a fucking pussy! 189 00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:08,169 Oh fu.. 190 00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:16,807 Get back! 191 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,467 I promise I'll aim better next time. 192 00:11:22,534 --> 00:11:23,902 You're fucking mental! 193 00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:26,655 Really?! You're not the first to notice. 194 00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:43,350 I'll find you! 195 00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:45,656 I'll fucking find you! And when I do.. 196 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:48,222 I'll cut of your fucking balls.. 197 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:49,972 And when you fucking eat them.. 198 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,686 I'm gonna pull them out of your fucking asshole with this hand! 199 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,381 You fucking fat cunt! 200 00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:57,513 Oy?! 201 00:11:58,389 --> 00:12:00,141 Is this what you were looking for? 202 00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:04,989 What? 203 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:07,460 Don't play silly puppets with me! 204 00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:10,539 You wanted your play with his ring didn't you? 205 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,106 Well, as it happens.. 206 00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:14,176 I've grown quite fond of it. 207 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,102 I think I'll just adopt to it. 208 00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:17,213 I'll think of it 209 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,537 as a present! 210 00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:21,632 Fucking knew. 211 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,319 You fucking snake! 212 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,031 Come on! Come on! 213 00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:28,900 Move! Move! Move! Now! 214 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:36,664 Move! Fucking move! 215 00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:39,570 You come and investigate, you're the police. 216 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,888 I'll call you back. 217 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,705 Mickey start the van! 218 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:43,727 Wait, what happened? 219 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,109 Drive! Just fucking drive! 220 00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:46,191 Now wait a minute. 221 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,589 - Move! - All right! 222 00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:52,140 Shittin' Jesus Christ. 223 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:53,682 What was all that about? 224 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,873 Nothing Mickey. 225 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,471 - We're all good. - Good?! 226 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,396 How can it be good Johnny? I heard a fucking gunshot! 227 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,031 Need to clear your ears out mate. 228 00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:02,314 Probably just been foy. 229 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,366 Oh fuck off Ben! 230 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,787 Calm down Mickey. 231 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:05,870 Girls just.. 232 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,704 Got a bit upset, that's all. 233 00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:09,492 But we got you a present. 234 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,460 Piss off with your presents! 235 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:12,735 Are you sure about that? 236 00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:16,290 Don't think you want me fucking around with your future. 237 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,239 What is that? 238 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:20,207 Problems with your eyesight, lad?! 239 00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:21,400 Oh fuck! No! 240 00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,423 No! No! No! No! No! 241 00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,323 What did you do Johnny? Eh? 242 00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,462 What the fuck did you do? 243 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,997 Set you up mate. 244 00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:44,218 Tell me you're just having another laugh, all right?! 245 00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:47,803 Tell me that this is just a fucking wind-up. 246 00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:49,684 Not really. 247 00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,722 I know you're pissed off now mate. 248 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:52,762 But please 249 00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,146 just try to calm down. 250 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,903 You tell me to calm down 251 00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,522 just one more time 252 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,876 I will fucking end you! 253 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,085 Look at it, we always said we were to start it new. 254 00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,234 Now we can. All of us. 255 00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,050 We're sorted. 256 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,525 Whose money is that? 257 00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,108 Look at it as a long-term loan. 258 00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:10,880 With payment optional. 259 00:14:11,173 --> 00:14:12,774 Who saw you? you? 260 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,772 As far as I'm aware, no one! 261 00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,053 You're in the clear mate. 262 00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:18,179 And by the time those guys sort themselves out, 263 00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,235 we'll be long gone. 264 00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:20,331 Gone?! 265 00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:21,695 Gone where? 266 00:14:21,755 --> 00:14:23,247 Malaysia my friend. 267 00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:26,814 Sunshine. Paradise is just around the corner. 268 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:30,374 And we've got a place for you. 269 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,743 If you're willing to join us. 270 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:32,845 Shit! 271 00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:35,006 This is fucking real?! 272 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:39,821 You really are all just the sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?! 273 00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:42,386 You're right Johnny, you clever bastard. 274 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,224 Nobody did see me. 275 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,849 So I weren't there. 276 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,313 Just so we're clear?! 277 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,967 I didn't do anything! 278 00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:51,852 You don't know me. 279 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,009 And I don't know you. 280 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,641 Any of you! 281 00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,914 And if I ever see you again. 282 00:14:58,002 --> 00:14:59,449 You're fucking dead! 283 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,147 I'll kill ya'll! 284 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,069 His name's John. 285 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:06,770 I don't know his last name. 286 00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:09,161 That's all I know Paul, I swear. 287 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,028 Believe me. 288 00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,259 I know I fucked up, I fucked up big-time Paul. 289 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,183 But give me a chance, yeah? 290 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,993 And I'll get the fuckers myself. 291 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:19,853 I promise. 292 00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,586 They'll pay. 293 00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:23,642 Yeah, they'll pay. 294 00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:25,536 I'll get the fuckers myself, and they'll pay. 295 00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,276 I promise you they'll pay, ok? 296 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:29,288 I'll get them! I'll get them Paul. 297 00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:30,491 Yeah? I'll get them.. 298 00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:31,503 Pst! 299 00:15:32,846 --> 00:15:34,370 (SHUT THE) Fuck up! 300 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,048 (OR) I'll crush you! 301 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,494 I believe you. 302 00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,845 Yeah? 303 00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:47,215 Everybody pays. 304 00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:48,506 Yeah. 305 00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,896 He was in the fucking van. 306 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,188 He seems fucking familiar to me. 307 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,115 How come? 308 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,034 If that really is him then.. 309 00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:11,827 Then we've just been fucked by the honorary guard of her 310 00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:14,748 Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the fucking second. 311 00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:18,064 If we get this little prick, we find the others. 312 00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:20,353 I want you to take all of our boys 313 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:22,430 find out where they fucking live 314 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,981 where they drink 315 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,811 and even if they're coming up to the queen of fucking England 316 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:29,504 I want them crown jewels. 317 00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:58,601 - Hello? - Where are you? 318 00:16:58,923 --> 00:16:59,947 Oh, Jess. 319 00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:01,333 Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling. 320 00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,674 - I'm waiting. - Yeah, I'm on my way there now. 321 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:05,825 Are you ok? What's the matter with you? 322 00:17:06,006 --> 00:17:07,566 No no.. 323 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,189 No. Everything's honky.. 324 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,904 Everything's fine! 325 00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:12,133 Hurry up then. 326 00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:14,724 Yes, yes! I'll be there in a minute, all right?! 327 00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:25,247 Oh fuck! 328 00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:30,024 - Oh shit! - He's inside! 329 00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:31,407 Fuck! 330 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:44,108 Shit. 331 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,456 Fucker's got away. 332 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,602 I need to go to the toilet. 333 00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,791 Tim, what the fuck are you doing?! 334 00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,112 You don't know me! 335 00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:36,191 I'll be back in a sec. 336 00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:37,755 Excuse me. 337 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,969 Jesus Christ! 338 00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:08,981 I promised ya'll I'd kill you! 339 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:12,146 Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted to tell you, honestly. 340 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,330 Where is it? 341 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,809 I'm sorry. 342 00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:17,501 Where is it? 343 00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:19,184 It's on me! 344 00:19:19,645 --> 00:19:20,330 Fuck! 345 00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:23,896 Michael, don't do this! Listen, right! There's no way back! 346 00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:27,495 Mike, what the fuck are you doing? 347 00:19:30,863 --> 00:19:31,553 Mickey.. 348 00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:34,014 They found me Johnny! Do you understand me?! 349 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:36,895 They found me and then nearly fucking killed me! 350 00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:38,985 Fuck you Mickeeey! 351 00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:47,534 This is the final boarding call for passengers on the flight F43421C 352 00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:49,504 to Kuala Lumpur. 353 00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:52,533 Please proceed to gate C, immediately. 354 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:06,507 Thick clouds of ash flew up today 355 00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:08,895 forcing airlines to cancel thousands of flights. 356 00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:13,294 It drifted at high altitudes south & east, from an erupting volcano in Iceland. 357 00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:17,793 The airspace shut-down was one of the most sweeping ever ordered in peace time. 358 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,280 The cloud made up of minute particles of 359 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,892 silicate, that can severely damage jet engines, 360 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:27,144 left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of some of the world's busiest airports, 361 00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:30,259 as it spread over Britain and towards continental Europe. 362 00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:34,868 5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily flights across Europe were cancelled, 363 00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:39,608 or redirected to the nearest available airports, as the results of the ash plume. 364 00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:43,274 The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajökull, was reported to be drifting 365 00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:46,371 at 18,000-33,000 feet above the earth. 366 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:50,252 At those altitudes, the cloud is directly in the road of commercial airliners... 367 00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:20,633 Excuse me mate. Where are we? 368 00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:26,929 Sorry mate, I don't speak Malaysian, I'm sorry. 369 00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:32,668 We found them. 370 00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:35,041 It was about fucking time. 371 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,199 They didn't get as far as Malaysia. 372 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,506 Some big volcano has just erupted in Iceland. 373 00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,139 The flight redirected. 374 00:21:41,313 --> 00:21:42,737 To Lithuania. 375 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,968 Lith-a-fucking what? 376 00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:47,441 Lithuania?! 377 00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:49,299 Not Malaysia?! 378 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,677 It's in Eastern fucking Europe. 379 00:21:51,838 --> 00:21:53,934 And the bastards are still there. 380 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,343 How? 381 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,952 I mean how? How? How did I get here? 382 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,400 You arrive here about two hours ago 383 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,716 from the airport 384 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,589 with three friends. 385 00:22:04,608 --> 00:22:06,500 I like them fucking Islandicks. 386 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,105 But I like the volcanoes even better. 387 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,950 Let's get our asses fucking out there. 388 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,852 Hey barman, give me some vodka. 389 00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:35,990 Cheers fellow. 390 00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:59,109 Benny my boy, lucky tonight. 391 00:22:59,201 --> 00:23:00,474 See you back at the hotel. 392 00:23:00,518 --> 00:23:01,880 I'll see you later. 393 00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:05,567 Ben, don't you think we should get back to the hotel. 394 00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:07,295 You've gone fucking soft?! 395 00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:09,353 I'm not going back to some shitty hotel! 396 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,947 Hello boys. Our hen party needs some company. 397 00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,602 Where're you from? 398 00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:16,072 England. 399 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:21,295 - Come on girls, surround them. - All right ladies. 400 00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,892 Right here, fucking right here! 401 00:23:33,611 --> 00:23:34,610 Fuck! 402 00:24:20,814 --> 00:24:22,907 Oh, you dumb fucks! 403 00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:42,772 - Hello? - Michael? 404 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,929 Jessica, thank God! 405 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,185 Were you ever planning on calling me back? 406 00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:48,657 How could you? 407 00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,697 What the hell is going on? 408 00:24:50,915 --> 00:24:55,245 What are you doing? Do you have any idea how I feel? 409 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:57,083 Yes! Yes I know. 410 00:24:57,270 --> 00:24:59,580 I'll be back in a couple of hours, I promise! 411 00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,601 - I don't give a shit about your promises.. - Jessie listen! 412 00:25:03,483 --> 00:25:04,900 - To what? - Airport please mate. 413 00:25:05,091 --> 00:25:07,942 You're going to the airport? Without me? 414 00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:01,791 Good night my friend. 415 00:26:29,161 --> 00:26:31,439 And you can't even explain to me where you pissed off to?! 416 00:26:31,468 --> 00:26:35,275 Why is that? Just don't call me anymore. I don't want to hear shit anymore. 417 00:26:35,342 --> 00:26:37,286 Jess, it's very, very confusing! 418 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:38,237 Is it? 419 00:26:38,241 --> 00:26:39,635 But you have to trust me! 420 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:40,752 Are you sober? 421 00:26:40,942 --> 00:26:41,558 Yes! 422 00:26:41,649 --> 00:26:43,016 So where are you then? 423 00:26:43,797 --> 00:26:45,873 Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ. 424 00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:47,611 - It doesn't really matter. - Yes, it does. 425 00:26:47,715 --> 00:26:50,734 I will explain everything to you, when it becomes clear. 426 00:26:57,340 --> 00:27:00,711 Why've we stop.. Look, can you just wait a minute? Why've we stopped? 427 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,633 Look! I need to get to the airport mate! I'm in a bit of a hurry.. 428 00:27:03,675 --> 00:27:05,077 Who's this now? 429 00:27:08,858 --> 00:27:10,144 What's going on? 430 00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:12,626 - What the hell is happening? - What are you doing to me? 431 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:14,105 Are you at a party? 432 00:27:30,852 --> 00:27:34,016 You're a son of a bitch Michael. How can you have fun when my heart's broken? 433 00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:35,831 How can I have ever gotten with you? 434 00:27:35,849 --> 00:27:37,274 And you have nothing to say for yourself? 435 00:27:37,328 --> 00:27:38,872 You can't even explain yourself? 436 00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:40,028 Fuck you.. 437 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,221 Oh fuck! 438 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,657 Oh Jesus Christ. 439 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:05,873 Hi. 440 00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:08,345 I don't even know how I got here. 441 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,744 I don't know where any of my friends are and I need help! 442 00:29:13,453 --> 00:29:15,622 Is your room 1402? 443 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,287 No, yea.. I don't know, why? 444 00:29:18,789 --> 00:29:20,194 We came back.. 445 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:21,592 Hmm... Men! 446 00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:23,902 We said we're friends of yours. 447 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:27,158 Did they now?! 448 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,795 Johnny?! 449 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,653 Johnny where are you?! Show me your faces you li.. 450 00:29:36,591 --> 00:29:38,243 - Fuck! Shit! - That's him! 451 00:29:38,327 --> 00:29:39,732 Who are you? What do you want? 452 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,768 I was going to ask you the same thing. 453 00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:44,389 Oh now, there's been some kind of a mistake. 454 00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:45,660 Mistake?! 455 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,146 Where there's a lot of greed, there's plenty of mistakes. 456 00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,294 No! You see, I didn't know anything. 457 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,262 They set me up. They ruined my plan. 458 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,733 Plan?! 459 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:58,627 Your plan is going to end up the same way as Karl's. 460 00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:03,876 Where is the money? 461 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:07,572 It was in here. I wanted to give it back to you. 462 00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:11,069 I swear to God, I wanted to give it back to you. 463 00:30:11,254 --> 00:30:13,100 Where's my fucking ring? 464 00:30:14,657 --> 00:30:16,597 What ring? I don't know, I don't know. 465 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:21,055 Get him up! Get him up! 466 00:30:21,502 --> 00:30:23,782 Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket. 467 00:30:34,462 --> 00:30:36,279 Where's my fucking ring? 468 00:30:37,994 --> 00:30:40,793 - I just gave.. - Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring! 469 00:30:40,857 --> 00:30:42,333 Does that ring any bells with you? 470 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:43,840 Now where's my fucking ring? 471 00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:46,042 I don't have anything else to give to you. 472 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:50,104 I don't even fucking know how I got here, what more can I fucking give. 473 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:51,950 - Shut the fuck up! - Fucking hell! 474 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,740 Get him in there! 475 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,214 You must fucking like this?! 476 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,620 Open the door! Police. 477 00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:09,338 Hello. 478 00:31:10,728 --> 00:31:13,452 These guys. You know them? 479 00:31:17,055 --> 00:31:19,474 - Yes. yes, I know them, yes. - Good. 480 00:31:20,522 --> 00:31:22,799 You must go with us. Come on! 481 00:31:26,325 --> 00:31:28,445 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 482 00:31:38,137 --> 00:31:41,074 Don't look like we're leaving this place any time soon lads. 483 00:31:42,008 --> 00:31:44,432 We need a motor. Let's go find uncle Sam. 484 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,412 Officer?! Sir?! 485 00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:49,851 The Mob.. Gangsters.. 486 00:31:49,925 --> 00:31:52,752 From London, really, very, very serious men. 487 00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:55,845 They're in my hotel. They want their money. 488 00:31:56,634 --> 00:32:00,117 But, it was taken, you see, it's all gone. 489 00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:04,936 You know this? 490 00:32:09,606 --> 00:32:11,485 You want me to be honest with you?! 491 00:32:11,989 --> 00:32:13,793 They're not my actual friends. 492 00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:17,885 In fact, I barely fucking know them, but that is not important. 493 00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:21,861 They are going to kill me. 494 00:32:22,181 --> 00:32:23,997 You have to believe me! 495 00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:35,407 What's money? 496 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,223 Who robbed you? 497 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,670 You? 498 00:32:38,734 --> 00:32:40,388 How much money? 499 00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:41,603 When? 500 00:32:41,649 --> 00:32:42,703 Money, I.. 501 00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:44,816 What money? 502 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,080 No, no, no.. 503 00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:47,603 It's all good. 504 00:32:47,786 --> 00:32:49,078 It's my fuck-up. 505 00:34:19,877 --> 00:34:22,889 Four iron dicks and two balls for each. 506 00:34:24,344 --> 00:34:25,653 How much for all of them? 507 00:34:31,633 --> 00:34:34,377 8,000. You won't find any cheaper. 508 00:34:35,681 --> 00:34:37,796 Is that right? Is that so? 509 00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:41,459 Cheeky little fucker, isn't he? 510 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:45,149 Fuck it. Pay him and let's get out of here. 511 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:54,194 Do you fucking believe this shit?! 512 00:34:55,962 --> 00:34:57,795 Here That's him. 513 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,531 What's your name? 514 00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:20,430 Vova. 515 00:35:20,579 --> 00:35:24,204 Ok Vova, listen very carefully, I'm only gonna say this once. 516 00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:28,324 Where did you get that fucking watch? 517 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,699 Help. Help. 518 00:36:37,288 --> 00:36:38,878 Father, can you help me? 519 00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:40,896 Can you please help me? 520 00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:48,806 Excuse me? 521 00:36:48,948 --> 00:36:50,209 Will you please.. 522 00:36:51,093 --> 00:36:52,982 Fucking help me? 523 00:37:01,108 --> 00:37:02,186 Please?! 524 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,784 Help me! 525 00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:08,966 Okay. Okay. 526 00:37:27,423 --> 00:37:28,497 Please?! 527 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,042 People, hear me out! 528 00:37:31,052 --> 00:37:31,726 I 529 00:37:31,825 --> 00:37:32,525 Have 530 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,324 money! 531 00:37:33,472 --> 00:37:36,315 If we can just get back to my fucking hotel 532 00:37:36,469 --> 00:37:38,025 I can pay you 533 00:37:38,118 --> 00:37:40,091 as much money 534 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,989 as you fucking want! 535 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:43,236 Just please?! 536 00:37:43,336 --> 00:37:45,534 Fucking help me! 537 00:37:50,677 --> 00:37:52,312 Okay. 538 00:38:42,201 --> 00:38:44,046 Who the fuck are you? 539 00:38:47,835 --> 00:38:49,324 Oh shit. 540 00:39:08,854 --> 00:39:10,315 Oh fuck! 541 00:39:55,097 --> 00:39:57,036 Please, I shouldn't be here. 542 00:39:57,302 --> 00:39:59,181 Please, I haven't seen anything. 543 00:39:59,343 --> 00:40:01,004 Just.. Just let me go. 544 00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:13,448 Please, help me. 545 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:39,018 What the fuck is going on here? 546 00:41:39,216 --> 00:41:40,215 That's him. 547 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,913 Well get the fucker! 548 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:11,239 Come on! 549 00:42:23,895 --> 00:42:27,274 It's my first time here and it's really, very nice. 550 00:42:27,313 --> 00:42:28,894 Oh really?! 551 00:42:29,432 --> 00:42:31,280 We can stop at my place. 552 00:42:44,476 --> 00:42:46,348 - Sorry, I've got to go. - So soon? 553 00:44:39,455 --> 00:44:42,407 Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is going on? 554 00:44:52,784 --> 00:44:54,065 What are you doing? 555 00:44:54,165 --> 00:44:55,963 Calm down! Listen to me! 556 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,387 Copper, where is my fucking money? 557 00:46:36,888 --> 00:46:40,754 One more time. Where is the fucking money? 558 00:46:47,311 --> 00:46:48,808 Fucking drive! 559 00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:17,881 Where is it? 560 00:47:18,165 --> 00:47:19,667 Where is it? 561 00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:22,202 It's under the sofa. 562 00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,760 All right. Fucking get it out! 563 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:35,749 Now open the bag! 564 00:47:43,893 --> 00:47:46,572 - Is it all there? - I don't know, count it. 565 00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,043 Count it?! 566 00:47:52,118 --> 00:47:53,823 Fucking prick! 567 00:48:21,283 --> 00:48:22,144 Hello? 568 00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:23,963 You piece of shit! Asshole! 569 00:48:24,013 --> 00:48:25,661 You haven't even bothered to apologize. 570 00:48:25,711 --> 00:48:26,560 Look, Jessica.. 571 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:29,247 Jessica, please just listen to me, all right, you don't understand. 572 00:48:29,256 --> 00:48:30,930 Oh I understand all right! 573 00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,628 You and your Lithuanian bitches! 574 00:48:32,678 --> 00:48:34,142 You met another woman. 575 00:48:34,192 --> 00:48:36,740 - Some other fucking bitch. - Jess will you hold please. 576 00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:39,269 - I know it.. - Just fucking hold! 577 00:49:35,253 --> 00:49:36,803 Ahh Jesus. 578 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,056 Can you move? 579 00:49:41,633 --> 00:49:44,144 Your fucking radiator is on top of me. 580 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,841 My radiator?! 581 00:49:48,359 --> 00:49:49,358 Ask me.. 582 00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:51,381 How I've become attached to this fucking radiator. 583 00:49:51,397 --> 00:49:53,861 I should have killed you in that fucking apartment. 584 00:49:53,985 --> 00:49:55,213 Fuck you! 585 00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:04,104 You skinny, Lithuanian bitch! 586 00:50:04,432 --> 00:50:05,901 I trusted you! 587 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,227 And you left me 588 00:50:07,327 --> 00:50:08,426 naked 589 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,929 covered in claret (BLOOD) 590 00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:11,807 handcuffed! 591 00:50:12,158 --> 00:50:13,998 Hey, steady.. 592 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,212 It's my phone. 593 00:50:16,272 --> 00:50:17,665 It's in the pocket. 594 00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,127 Can you help? 595 00:50:19,689 --> 00:50:21,037 Help.. you?! 596 00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:22,934 Well yeah. 597 00:50:23,033 --> 00:50:25,231 Since you can't help yourself, ha?! 598 00:50:27,661 --> 00:50:29,045 Fine. 599 00:50:50,556 --> 00:50:51,857 Woa, woa, woa.. 600 00:50:52,190 --> 00:50:53,463 Lads, lads, lads.. 601 00:50:53,685 --> 00:50:55,101 Wh.. What's going on? 602 00:50:55,822 --> 00:50:57,563 Wh.. What're you doing to me? 603 00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,825 Hey, I'm military! Do you understand that? 604 00:50:59,986 --> 00:51:01,986 That means they'll come looking for me. 605 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,750 And they'll find me to. That.. 606 00:51:04,049 --> 00:51:05,448 That.. That is for sure! 607 00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:06,928 Oh, come on lads. 608 00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:10,468 I work for her Majesty' service. Do you understand? The Queen? 609 00:51:10,884 --> 00:51:12,084 Oh come on, lads. 610 00:51:12,184 --> 00:51:15,980 I'm the head of the honorary guard. I'm a very important person! 611 00:51:16,453 --> 00:51:17,694 Yeah?! 612 00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,863 Fuck. 613 00:53:59,548 --> 00:54:01,096 Tim, get up! 614 00:54:23,686 --> 00:54:26,257 I don't mean to be rude, darling, but.. 615 00:54:26,927 --> 00:54:28,095 Do we know each other? 616 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,737 Fuck you. 617 00:54:30,425 --> 00:54:31,749 And by the way.. 618 00:54:31,911 --> 00:54:34,299 You both having me a striptease 619 00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:36,209 for my party. 620 00:54:38,379 --> 00:54:40,798 Aw fuck! Where'd you get my ring from? 621 00:54:41,522 --> 00:54:42,774 You gave it to me 622 00:54:42,874 --> 00:54:44,173 as my wedding gift. 623 00:54:44,641 --> 00:54:45,789 Wedding?! 624 00:54:47,364 --> 00:54:49,228 What fucking wedding? 625 00:54:49,518 --> 00:54:51,602 My wedding, your gift! 626 00:54:51,773 --> 00:54:53,621 Do you remember anything? 627 00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,455 Whatever! 628 00:54:56,659 --> 00:54:57,680 I want my ring! 629 00:54:57,787 --> 00:54:59,594 Let me go man! 630 00:55:02,027 --> 00:55:03,492 This ring costs too much 631 00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:06,607 to give to some fucking.. 632 00:55:07,765 --> 00:55:09,214 Fucking hell. 633 00:55:18,623 --> 00:55:20,092 Who's that? 634 00:55:20,271 --> 00:55:21,442 My fiancé. 635 00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:23,621 We are getting married tomorrow. 636 00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,749 All right. 637 00:55:29,032 --> 00:55:32,051 Maybe your boyfriend can take us to the hotel. 638 00:55:32,619 --> 00:55:35,366 Jesus Christ, I'll fucking pay him. 639 00:55:57,835 --> 00:55:59,377 You dirty bastard! 640 00:56:01,765 --> 00:56:03,777 That is not fucking me! 641 00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:04,876 Staska. 642 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:07,915 Fucking take it. 643 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,391 Look, love.. 644 00:56:26,798 --> 00:56:28,367 Just give us the ring back 645 00:56:28,824 --> 00:56:31,032 and we'll fucking leave. 646 00:56:31,103 --> 00:56:33,174 Yeah. We've got to make a move, to be honest. 647 00:56:33,269 --> 00:56:34,688 It's been an absolute pleasure. 648 00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:36,986 Leave the fucking ring, yeah?! 649 00:56:37,084 --> 00:56:38,900 Peace. Bye bye. 650 00:58:45,306 --> 00:58:46,312 Forrest Timmy! 651 00:58:46,412 --> 00:58:47,810 Run for the switch! 652 00:59:36,724 --> 00:59:38,134 Hey pal! 653 00:59:38,379 --> 00:59:40,267 Can you help us? 654 00:59:44,257 --> 00:59:46,472 Why the fuck he's running for. What's he.. 655 00:59:50,077 --> 00:59:51,322 Oh for fuck's sake. 656 00:59:51,585 --> 00:59:53,925 Why would you change the side of the fucking steering wheel?! 657 00:59:53,975 --> 00:59:55,324 Why would you fucking do that?! 658 00:59:55,355 --> 00:59:57,400 - Move over you fucking cunt. - This fucking country is mental. 659 00:59:57,436 --> 00:59:59,412 Just drive ok?! 660 00:59:59,462 --> 01:00:00,911 Shut the fuck up Timmy! 661 01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:48,053 Well don't just sit there. 662 01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:49,926 Call Johnny. 663 01:00:50,218 --> 01:00:52,781 With what, eh?! The fucking phone?! 664 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,225 It's in the forest somewhere. 665 01:00:57,259 --> 01:00:59,350 You fucking twat. 666 01:01:26,172 --> 01:01:28,316 Come on. Fucking get up! 667 01:01:29,372 --> 01:01:30,685 Where? 668 01:01:30,927 --> 01:01:32,032 Which way? 669 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,108 Well I don't know, do I? 670 01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:37,024 Hey Tim, look at all this grass. 671 01:01:37,398 --> 01:01:39,886 You eat like a fucking rabbit, don't you?! 672 01:01:41,171 --> 01:01:43,023 I knew this would go tits up. 673 01:01:43,406 --> 01:01:44,711 But like a mug 674 01:01:44,911 --> 01:01:46,110 I've signed up for it. 675 01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:47,482 With another mug. 676 01:01:47,582 --> 01:01:49,281 You! 677 01:01:50,727 --> 01:01:51,968 Fuck off! 678 01:01:52,691 --> 01:01:53,932 What? 679 01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:02,291 It's a fucking tattoo. 680 01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:03,750 When? 681 01:02:09,644 --> 01:02:10,277 You 682 01:02:10,627 --> 01:02:11,888 are a fucking 683 01:02:11,908 --> 01:02:12,907 twat! 684 01:03:11,514 --> 01:03:12,841 Jesus Christ! 685 01:03:16,644 --> 01:03:18,046 That ain't Jesus. 686 01:03:18,609 --> 01:03:19,866 Not at all. 687 01:03:37,288 --> 01:03:38,287 Excuse me please 688 01:03:38,345 --> 01:03:40,271 - Are we arrive? - Who? You? 689 01:03:40,926 --> 01:03:42,410 We. Arrive. 690 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,340 Where you from please? 691 01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:47,011 Who, Me?! I'm from England. Where the fuck are you from? 692 01:03:47,234 --> 01:03:49,769 And what you're doing all cooped-up in there? 693 01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:50,941 England. 694 01:03:51,237 --> 01:03:52,274 England. 695 01:03:59,197 --> 01:04:00,434 - England. - Get the fuck off! 696 01:04:00,544 --> 01:04:04,007 Thank you my friend. 697 01:04:05,816 --> 01:04:07,461 What the fuck are you doing?! 698 01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:45,851 Excuse me. 699 01:05:46,311 --> 01:05:47,891 Do you speak English? 700 01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:50,079 We're a bit lost, yeah?! 701 01:05:50,432 --> 01:05:52,193 And we need to call a taxi. 702 01:05:54,299 --> 01:05:55,492 Taxi? 703 01:05:56,803 --> 01:05:58,779 We need to go back to the.. 704 01:05:59,009 --> 01:06:00,185 Hotel. 705 01:06:25,394 --> 01:06:26,431 Hello. 706 01:06:26,865 --> 01:06:28,533 We need to call a taxi. 707 01:06:37,729 --> 01:06:39,554 You want call kurwa (WHORE)? 708 01:06:39,605 --> 01:06:41,090 Twenty ponds kurwa. 709 01:06:41,362 --> 01:06:42,190 One minute. 710 01:06:42,219 --> 01:06:44,401 What? We only need to call a taxi. 711 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,309 Kurwa, twenty five pounds. 712 01:06:46,491 --> 01:06:48,524 Fuck off! It's just a short call. 713 01:06:48,679 --> 01:06:49,764 What kurwa? 714 01:06:49,912 --> 01:06:51,928 Okay. Okay. We'll take it, yeah?! 715 01:06:52,019 --> 01:06:53,878 But you call the taxi. 716 01:07:20,873 --> 01:07:22,370 Where you want kurwa go? 717 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,849 The hotel. 718 01:07:24,658 --> 01:07:26,699 What kurwa hotel in this town? 719 01:07:27,082 --> 01:07:28,918 No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel. 720 01:07:29,432 --> 01:07:30,489 Vilnius, yeah? 721 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:32,778 We need to go to Vilnius. 722 01:07:32,911 --> 01:07:34,518 Are you kurwa nut? 723 01:07:34,892 --> 01:07:37,547 Your village is a free hundred kilometers from where. 724 01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:41,459 No one kurwa in here never go that's for kurwa. 725 01:07:41,566 --> 01:07:42,821 Fucking hell! 726 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:45,329 - What? - What kurwa?! 727 01:07:45,488 --> 01:07:46,845 Your fucking Vilnius 728 01:07:47,006 --> 01:07:49,450 is Zbyt Daleko (TOO FAR) stop kurwa. 729 01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:52,970 Now kurwa, give me my twenty five pounds! 730 01:07:53,196 --> 01:07:54,195 Fuck off! 731 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,480 We need to call our friends! 732 01:07:55,603 --> 01:07:57,175 The money is in the hotel 733 01:07:57,366 --> 01:07:59,287 and they will bring it here, all right?! 734 01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,997 I said kurwa, put the money on the table! 735 01:08:02,163 --> 01:08:04,407 Or you have kurwa big problem! 736 01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:08,294 Don't fuck with me! 737 01:08:08,715 --> 01:08:09,804 One call! 738 01:08:09,991 --> 01:08:11,408 That's all I'm asking. 739 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,499 Now give me 740 01:08:12,595 --> 01:08:14,093 the fucking phone! 741 01:08:14,233 --> 01:08:16,592 Kurwa give me my money! 742 01:09:01,664 --> 01:09:02,770 Kurwa! 743 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,077 Where are his Negros? you? 744 01:11:08,616 --> 01:11:10,200 I told ya'll! 745 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,418 I don't know! 746 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,136 I've left them in a fucking wood somewhere. 747 01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:19,459 Oh my Goooood! 748 01:11:22,825 --> 01:11:23,824 Ben! 749 01:11:24,472 --> 01:11:27,877 There is no God in this fucking country. 750 01:11:34,608 --> 01:11:37,200 It's not our plane for Malaysia?! 751 01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:36,892 Sure. 752 01:12:42,518 --> 01:12:43,846 Hey thanks. 753 01:12:46,703 --> 01:12:47,868 No problem. 754 01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,677 So I'm a.. 755 01:12:53,718 --> 01:12:55,411 Flying off to Malaysia tonight. 756 01:12:56,925 --> 01:12:58,645 My mates are probably.. 757 01:12:59,094 --> 01:13:00,562 On their way already. 758 01:13:02,496 --> 01:13:03,904 I'm jealous. 759 01:13:07,051 --> 01:13:08,504 Hold that thought. 760 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:09,984 I 761 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,541 Will be back in a sec. 762 01:14:30,056 --> 01:14:31,636 So, what's next? 763 01:14:32,031 --> 01:14:33,812 I'd just love to get rid of this thing. 764 01:14:34,234 --> 01:14:35,706 Keep it as a souvenir. 765 01:14:36,508 --> 01:14:37,880 Okay, let's go. 766 01:14:48,334 --> 01:14:49,622 Fuck! 767 01:14:49,646 --> 01:14:50,645 Come on! 768 01:14:50,817 --> 01:14:52,242 Motherfucker! 769 01:14:52,627 --> 01:14:53,712 Go! Go! Go! 770 01:14:53,762 --> 01:14:55,111 Bang on it! 771 01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:01,832 Motherfucker! Come here you motherfucker! 772 01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:07,209 Let's go! Go! 773 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,488 What the fuck is going on? 774 01:15:10,553 --> 01:15:12,689 Just drive! Move! Move! Move! Move! 775 01:15:13,437 --> 01:15:15,501 Get closer to it, so he can get a shot at it! 776 01:15:16,577 --> 01:15:18,182 This is just fucked! Move! 777 01:16:11,281 --> 01:16:12,533 Get back here! 778 01:16:12,671 --> 01:16:13,767 Get back! 779 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,588 The money's in the hotel. 780 01:16:21,691 --> 01:16:23,506 In the toilet. I'll show you everything. 781 01:16:23,644 --> 01:16:25,206 Don't worry about the money. 782 01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:26,991 We have the money. 783 01:16:28,196 --> 01:16:30,056 I got a little surprise for you. 784 01:16:37,714 --> 01:16:39,047 Mickey, forgive me. 785 01:16:39,463 --> 01:16:40,883 Forgive me Mickey. 786 01:16:49,157 --> 01:16:51,768 I will fucking kill you myself! 787 01:16:51,910 --> 01:16:53,359 You fucking cunt! 788 01:16:57,748 --> 01:16:59,436 Are we finished ladies? 789 01:17:02,949 --> 01:17:05,005 Now where's my fucking ring? 790 01:17:05,514 --> 01:17:06,851 Ring? 791 01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:14,563 That fucking ring! 792 01:17:14,958 --> 01:17:16,833 Fucking Johnny, you cunt! 793 01:17:16,905 --> 01:17:18,361 Don't fuck with me! 794 01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,220 Hello, Johnny? 795 01:17:33,011 --> 01:17:34,010 Johnny? 796 01:17:34,591 --> 01:17:36,172 It's Ben, hello? 797 01:17:36,493 --> 01:17:38,314 You listen to me very carefully! 798 01:17:38,407 --> 01:17:39,179 Who is this? 799 01:17:39,356 --> 01:17:40,518 Where's Johnny? 800 01:17:40,681 --> 01:17:41,680 Where's Michael? 801 01:17:42,066 --> 01:17:44,250 Your two mates will fucking live 802 01:17:44,471 --> 01:17:46,399 as long as my patience holds out. 803 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,707 Now, you bring my fucking ring to me 804 01:17:48,737 --> 01:17:51,784 and you bring it very delicately, between your fucking teeth! 805 01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:53,393 Do you understand? 806 01:17:55,085 --> 01:17:56,737 I said, do you understand?! 807 01:18:09,430 --> 01:18:10,663 Now, one more pause out of you 808 01:18:10,777 --> 01:18:12,705 and I'm gonna blow his fucking skull away 809 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:14,583 over this fucking call! 810 01:18:18,769 --> 01:18:19,821 Talk! 811 01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:21,273 Listen Ben! 812 01:18:21,410 --> 01:18:23,055 We need the fucking ring! 813 01:18:23,506 --> 01:18:24,787 What fucking ring?! 814 01:18:25,746 --> 01:18:27,251 We need cash! 815 01:18:27,462 --> 01:18:28,579 Ben, listen. 816 01:18:28,763 --> 01:18:29,859 There's no money. 817 01:18:29,908 --> 01:18:30,757 What? 818 01:18:30,817 --> 01:18:33,904 Just bring the fucking ring, we're gonna fucking die. 819 01:18:33,944 --> 01:18:35,544 Just bring the fucking ring! 820 01:18:37,530 --> 01:18:40,102 That's great Johnny, that's right. 821 01:18:40,899 --> 01:18:42,747 That's right Johnny, bring the money. 822 01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:47,524 I don't have the ring. 823 01:18:47,582 --> 01:18:49,926 I don't have that fucking ring, okay, but.. 824 01:18:49,998 --> 01:18:50,997 Great! 825 01:18:51,092 --> 01:18:52,665 That's great! You've got the ring. 826 01:18:52,734 --> 01:18:53,840 No ring Johnny! 827 01:18:54,805 --> 01:18:55,804 No ring! 828 01:18:55,837 --> 01:18:57,080 Good news mate. 829 01:18:57,459 --> 01:18:58,458 Tell us where you are? 830 01:18:59,244 --> 01:19:01,128 Yeah, where are you fuckface? 831 01:19:01,637 --> 01:19:03,645 We.. We're at the.. 832 01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:07,633 Lithuanian wedding. 833 01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,074 What? 834 01:19:20,036 --> 01:19:22,089 What the fuck is a Lithuanian wedding? 835 01:20:18,122 --> 01:20:19,702 Fucking Malaysia. 836 01:20:20,469 --> 01:20:22,437 Fucking sunny beach. 837 01:20:26,347 --> 01:20:27,346 Hey! 838 01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:30,845 Dress up! You'll be dancing 'cause of wedding. 839 01:22:30,861 --> 01:22:33,322 Now, I don't give a fuck who you two are. 840 01:22:33,444 --> 01:22:35,200 But I wanna know where the fat man is? 841 01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,744 Turk. 842 01:22:44,489 --> 01:22:46,002 Where's the fat man? 843 01:22:46,335 --> 01:22:48,791 'Un smooga', you cunt! 844 01:22:54,055 --> 01:22:56,087 Be careful! Smile. 845 01:24:41,937 --> 01:24:43,645 Jesus Christ. 846 01:25:05,010 --> 01:25:06,906 I'll need that fat piece of shit. 847 01:25:07,326 --> 01:25:09,145 Now, where the fuck is he? 848 01:25:26,896 --> 01:25:28,124 Fuck you! 849 01:25:28,312 --> 01:25:29,382 'Kamatzo' to you! 850 01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:32,067 Give my fucking dollars and motherfucking Negros! 851 01:25:32,219 --> 01:25:34,607 Now, you listen to me, you fucking gipsy! 852 01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:38,017 You get me that fucking prick! 853 01:25:38,651 --> 01:25:40,962 Otherwise, I'll end every fucking body here 854 01:25:41,014 --> 01:25:42,823 and I'll level this fucking place! 855 01:25:42,883 --> 01:25:44,030 Now, where the fuck is he? 856 01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,192 Where the fuck is he? I'm losing my patience. 857 01:26:10,223 --> 01:26:13,368 Where's the red cross now, you fucking salad swerver?! 858 01:26:15,301 --> 01:26:17,973 This is the part you give me back my fucking ring. 859 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:19,044 Wait! 860 01:26:19,082 --> 01:26:20,081 He don't have it. 861 01:26:20,733 --> 01:26:22,624 He doesn't have the fucking ring! 862 01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:23,968 Not again. 863 01:26:24,011 --> 01:26:25,293 Look, she's got it. 864 01:27:08,879 --> 01:27:10,908 Get a hold of that fucking ring. 865 01:27:28,381 --> 01:27:29,537 Kurwa! 866 01:28:01,338 --> 01:28:02,192 I'm out. 867 01:28:02,245 --> 01:28:03,185 Fuck it! 868 01:28:03,199 --> 01:28:04,600 Motherfuckers. 869 01:28:14,437 --> 01:28:16,093 Let's kick some ass boys. 870 01:29:05,109 --> 01:29:06,348 Oh kurwa. 871 01:29:16,036 --> 01:29:17,424 Please? Please? Please?! 872 01:29:25,738 --> 01:29:26,800 Staska?! 873 01:29:27,765 --> 01:29:28,794 Staska! 874 01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:33,104 Where're you going you fat bitch?! 875 01:29:33,468 --> 01:29:34,900 Back off you little cunt! 876 01:29:36,559 --> 01:29:37,701 Staska! 877 01:29:53,407 --> 01:29:55,368 Where's that fucking ring you fucker?! 878 01:30:50,121 --> 01:30:51,489 You all right? 879 01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:54,268 Yeah. 880 01:30:54,695 --> 01:30:55,981 Just fucking perfect. 881 01:31:31,465 --> 01:31:32,708 Over here. 882 01:32:07,257 --> 01:32:08,571 Come on boys, up here. 883 01:32:51,895 --> 01:32:53,144 Jesus Christ. 884 01:32:54,274 --> 01:32:55,526 Hello mate. 885 01:32:55,965 --> 01:32:57,853 I wonder if you could help us. 886 01:32:57,939 --> 01:32:59,348 We're a little bit lost. 887 01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:09,753 Sorry mate, didn't get any of that. 888 01:33:09,767 --> 01:33:10,845 We just wanna go home. 889 01:33:10,977 --> 01:33:12,413 England. 890 01:33:12,594 --> 01:33:13,746 Airport. 891 01:33:14,041 --> 01:33:15,040 Which way is it?