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Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies
around like a lot of old 'tards here.
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Let's see a real bet.
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Twice.
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- That's better.
- Fold.
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All in.
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Good morning mate.
Delivery for you.
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Fresh as you like.
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Bloody hell.
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What you plan on
doing with that?
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I'm gonna chop his head off.
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- You know I'm a vegetarian?!
- For Christ sake Tim!
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I'm not asking you
to fucking eat it.
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Only chop the head off.
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Ben, I can't mate.
Really, I can't.
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The head..
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Is mine.
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All right.
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Johnny's got the head.
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I've got the belly.
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Which leaves you
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the legs
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the gut
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or the fucking tale.
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Where's the other fellow?
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You're late.
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Did I not make myself clear?!
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The other fellow, where is he?
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We can handle it!
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Guarantied!
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I need three of you inside.
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You've got three of us.
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You mean to tell me that tinker
bell here is gonna go inside?
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No.. Tinker..
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Tim.. will stay in the van.
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All right.
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So Tink takes the wheel
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whilst you and loud
ass there go inside?
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The two of you?
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- I trust him with my life.
- Yeah, well I don't.
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So you find someone else, otherwise,
the deal is of, all right?!
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All right.
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I'll find another guy.
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Okay?
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If..
45
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And I mean if this goes
according to plan..
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He's got a ring.
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You take it!
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The ring is very
important to him.
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You might say it's
his little friend.
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Adios.
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Fucking tosser!
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- Hello?
- Happy birthday to you
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happy birthday to you
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happy birthday dear Michael
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happy birthday to you.
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Wow, I'm touched.
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Love you so much.
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Sounds like I'll come in for
a very good night tonight?!
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Oh yes, but it was
different in my dreams.
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Why is that?
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You've been having those
dirty dreams about me again?
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Hmm, but it happened in
a Polish restaurant.
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- Oh shit.
- Oh yes.
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No, that's no good, cause since you've
met me, all your dreams have come true.
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I know Michael. Look..
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I've ordered a table at
Gordon's, just the two of us.
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We have to be there in an hour.
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An hour?
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Yes.
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Well, at least it's not Polish.
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Definitely not. And I
have a surprise for you.
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Yeah, you should do.
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Besides, I've got a little
surprise for you too.
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Surprise?! I'm finally
going to meet the queen?
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Who told you?
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Everybody's talking about it.
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No, but..
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I do have a little..
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Michael?
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Michael?
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Now, there is a surprise.
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What?
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I'll be there in a jiffy.
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Okay.
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What the shitty fuck?!
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Let go of me!
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What the fuck?!
88
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Take it off!
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Please, let go of me.
90
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Help?!
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I'll give you anything!
92
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You work for her Majesty?
93
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What's it got to do with you?
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You'd take a bullet in your
bullocks for queen and country?
95
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What?
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Even though the old deer makes you
work on your fucking birthday.
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Johnny, you fucker!
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Happy birthday mate.
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God save the Queen.
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Piss off Ben!
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Come on! Come on! Let me out!
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Here. Happy birthday fellow.
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Yeah, what were you doing
with that bunny rabbit, eh?
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That is Jess..
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Well it was just
Jessica's present.
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I was thinking about
you, the whole time.
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Oh, you pervert.
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- And you?
- Sorry Michael.
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We just wanted to give you
the best surprise ever.
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Oh why, well you
certainly did that Tim.
112
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No problem there!
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All right, let's go!
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- Go? Go where?
- Here.
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All right, what?!
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A wrank looking strip club. Even you're
not thick enough to think of going there.
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Oh yeah, we forgot.
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You're into cuddly
toys now, aren't you?
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I am not going in there!
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I don't care what you
say, I've had enough!
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Jessica.
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- Mickey?!
- No. I'm sorry, I've got to go.
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- Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me.
- Mickey, for fuck's sake.
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Will you just calm down?!
Mickey please?!
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Look! I have to go and see Jessica,
all right?! She's waiting for me.
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All right. I see the
surprise is out the window.
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But we have to go and tell the girls.
Please, ten minutes?!
128
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No, thank you. It's
not my business!
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Come on mate please, for
fuck's sake, do us a favor.
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All right, five
minutes, all right?!
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And not a heartbeat more!
132
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Okay Mickey. Just
turn the van around.
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These girls might
take us by force.
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Hopefully.
135
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You sure are fucking cunts!
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Let me tell you what John.
He's gonna go
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apeshit when he finds out.
It's a fact mate.
138
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Fuck you and your facts Tim.
We stick to the plan!
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Here
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We're closed.
141
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Closed or not mate, I
have to drop this off.
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You're not dropping
anything off mate.
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I told you, the bar is closed. So
fuck off and come back tomorrow!
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Shut it dickhead!
145
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You know the trouble with
the world right now Karl?
146
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Not enough trust.
147
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But I'm gonna trust these cards.
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When I said use your head,
I meant your own one.
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Fresh meat.
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What?
151
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't you flinch!
152
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Put your hands on the table!
153
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Where I can see them!
154
00:09:01,743 --> 00:09:03,254
What the fuck is going on here?
155
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Shut your mouth!
156
00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:06,855
Or I'll shut it for you!
157
00:09:06,972 --> 00:09:08,269
Open it up! Come on!
158
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I think you pricks are
a little confused.
159
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Slowly, don't you make me
fucking nervous. Come on!
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Do you have any idea who
owns this establishment?
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Who sent you?
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The international
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red fucking cross!
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Let's gather the harvest.
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Come on gentlemen!
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Come on!
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Faster gentlemen! Faster!
168
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I said..
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Five minutes!
170
00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,599
Fuck!
171
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,068
Come on! Faster, you
fucking cripple!
172
00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:17,965
Aren't you forgetting something?
173
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,201
Like what?
174
00:10:20,524 --> 00:10:22,117
Your ring!
175
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,117
Are you deaf?!
176
00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:37,493
Put the ring on the
fucking table!
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Shoot!
178
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,711
What?
179
00:10:43,948 --> 00:10:45,182
Shoot him!
180
00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,047
No! Oh, no! I can't..
181
00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:49,336
I can't do it!
182
00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:52,208
Fuck! Shoot him!
183
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,190
Motherfucker I'm telling you!
184
00:10:55,193 --> 00:10:55,991
I can't!
185
00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:57,967
Pour his fucking brains out!
186
00:10:58,201 --> 00:10:59,250
Now!
187
00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:00,566
I can't.
188
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,362
You're such a fucking pussy!
189
00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:08,169
Oh fu..
190
00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:16,807
Get back!
191
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,467
I promise I'll aim
better next time.
192
00:11:22,534 --> 00:11:23,902
You're fucking mental!
193
00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:26,655
Really?! You're not
the first to notice.
194
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:43,350
I'll find you!
195
00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:45,656
I'll fucking find you!
And when I do..
196
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:48,222
I'll cut of your fucking balls..
197
00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:49,972
And when you fucking eat them..
198
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,686
I'm gonna pull them out of your
fucking asshole with this hand!
199
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,381
You fucking fat cunt!
200
00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:57,513
Oy?!
201
00:11:58,389 --> 00:12:00,141
Is this what you
were looking for?
202
00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:04,989
What?
203
00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:07,460
Don't play silly
puppets with me!
204
00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:10,539
You wanted your play with
his ring didn't you?
205
00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,106
Well, as it happens..
206
00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:14,176
I've grown quite fond of it.
207
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,102
I think I'll just adopt to it.
208
00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:17,213
I'll think of it
209
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,537
as a present!
210
00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:21,632
Fucking knew.
211
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,319
You fucking snake!
212
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,031
Come on! Come on!
213
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:28,900
Move! Move! Move! Now!
214
00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:36,664
Move! Fucking move!
215
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:39,570
You come and investigate,
you're the police.
216
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,888
I'll call you back.
217
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,705
Mickey start the van!
218
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:43,727
Wait, what happened?
219
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,109
Drive! Just fucking drive!
220
00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:46,191
Now wait a minute.
221
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,589
- Move!
- All right!
222
00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:52,140
Shittin' Jesus Christ.
223
00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:53,682
What was all that about?
224
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,873
Nothing Mickey.
225
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,471
- We're all good.
- Good?!
226
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,396
How can it be good Johnny?
I heard a fucking gunshot!
227
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,031
Need to clear your
ears out mate.
228
00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:02,314
Probably just been foy.
229
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,366
Oh fuck off Ben!
230
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,787
Calm down Mickey.
231
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:05,870
Girls just..
232
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,704
Got a bit upset, that's all.
233
00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:09,492
But we got you a present.
234
00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,460
Piss off with your presents!
235
00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:12,735
Are you sure about that?
236
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:16,290
Don't think you want me fucking
around with your future.
237
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,239
What is that?
238
00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:20,207
Problems with your
eyesight, lad?!
239
00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:21,400
Oh fuck! No!
240
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,423
No! No! No! No! No!
241
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,323
What did you do Johnny? Eh?
242
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,462
What the fuck did you do?
243
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,997
Set you up mate.
244
00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:44,218
Tell me you're just having
another laugh, all right?!
245
00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:47,803
Tell me that this is
just a fucking wind-up.
246
00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:49,684
Not really.
247
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,722
I know you're pissed
off now mate.
248
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:52,762
But please
249
00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,146
just try to calm down.
250
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,903
You tell me to calm down
251
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,522
just one more time
252
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,876
I will fucking end you!
253
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,085
Look at it, we always said
we were to start it new.
254
00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,234
Now we can. All of us.
255
00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,050
We're sorted.
256
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,525
Whose money is that?
257
00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,108
Look at it as a long-term loan.
258
00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:10,880
With payment optional.
259
00:14:11,173 --> 00:14:12,774
Who saw you? you?
260
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,772
As far as I'm aware, no one!
261
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,053
You're in the clear mate.
262
00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:18,179
And by the time those
guys sort themselves out,
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00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,235
we'll be long gone.
264
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:20,331
Gone?!
265
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:21,695
Gone where?
266
00:14:21,755 --> 00:14:23,247
Malaysia my friend.
267
00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:26,814
Sunshine. Paradise is
just around the corner.
268
00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:30,374
And we've got a place for you.
269
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,743
If you're willing to join us.
270
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:32,845
Shit!
271
00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:35,006
This is fucking real?!
272
00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:39,821
You really are all just the
sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?!
273
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:42,386
You're right Johnny,
you clever bastard.
274
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,224
Nobody did see me.
275
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,849
So I weren't there.
276
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,313
Just so we're clear?!
277
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,967
I didn't do anything!
278
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:51,852
You don't know me.
279
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,009
And I don't know you.
280
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,641
Any of you!
281
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,914
And if I ever see you again.
282
00:14:58,002 --> 00:14:59,449
You're fucking dead!
283
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,147
I'll kill ya'll!
284
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,069
His name's John.
285
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:06,770
I don't know his last name.
286
00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:09,161
That's all I know Paul, I swear.
287
00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,028
Believe me.
288
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,259
I know I fucked up, I
fucked up big-time Paul.
289
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,183
But give me a chance, yeah?
290
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,993
And I'll get the fuckers myself.
291
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:19,853
I promise.
292
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,586
They'll pay.
293
00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:23,642
Yeah, they'll pay.
294
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:25,536
I'll get the fuckers
myself, and they'll pay.
295
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,276
I promise you they'll pay, ok?
296
00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:29,288
I'll get them! I'll
get them Paul.
297
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:30,491
Yeah? I'll get them..
298
00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:31,503
Pst!
299
00:15:32,846 --> 00:15:34,370
(SHUT THE) Fuck up!
300
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,048
(OR) I'll crush you!
301
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,494
I believe you.
302
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,845
Yeah?
303
00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:47,215
Everybody pays.
304
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:48,506
Yeah.
305
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,896
He was in the fucking van.
306
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,188
He seems fucking familiar to me.
307
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,115
How come?
308
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,034
If that really is him then..
309
00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:11,827
Then we've just been fucked
by the honorary guard of her
310
00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:14,748
Majesty, Queen Elizabeth,
the fucking second.
311
00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:18,064
If we get this little
prick, we find the others.
312
00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:20,353
I want you to take
all of our boys
313
00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:22,430
find out where they fucking live
314
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,981
where they drink
315
00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,811
and even if they're coming up
to the queen of fucking England
316
00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:29,504
I want them crown jewels.
317
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:58,601
- Hello?
- Where are you?
318
00:16:58,923 --> 00:16:59,947
Oh, Jess.
319
00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:01,333
Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling.
320
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,674
- I'm waiting.
- Yeah, I'm on my way there now.
321
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:05,825
Are you ok? What's
the matter with you?
322
00:17:06,006 --> 00:17:07,566
No no..
323
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,189
No. Everything's honky..
324
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,904
Everything's fine!
325
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:12,133
Hurry up then.
326
00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:14,724
Yes, yes! I'll be there
in a minute, all right?!
327
00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:25,247
Oh fuck!
328
00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:30,024
- Oh shit!
- He's inside!
329
00:17:30,144 --> 00:17:31,407
Fuck!
330
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:44,108
Shit.
331
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,456
Fucker's got away.
332
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,602
I need to go to the toilet.
333
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,791
Tim, what the fuck
are you doing?!
334
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,112
You don't know me!
335
00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:36,191
I'll be back in a sec.
336
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:37,755
Excuse me.
337
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,969
Jesus Christ!
338
00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:08,981
I promised ya'll I'd kill you!
339
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:12,146
Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted
to tell you, honestly.
340
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,330
Where is it?
341
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,809
I'm sorry.
342
00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:17,501
Where is it?
343
00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:19,184
It's on me!
344
00:19:19,645 --> 00:19:20,330
Fuck!
345
00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:23,896
Michael, don't do this! Listen, right!
There's no way back!
346
00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:27,495
Mike, what the fuck
are you doing?
347
00:19:30,863 --> 00:19:31,553
Mickey..
348
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:34,014
They found me Johnny!
Do you understand me?!
349
00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:36,895
They found me and then
nearly fucking killed me!
350
00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:38,985
Fuck you Mickeeey!
351
00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:47,534
This is the final boarding call for
passengers on the flight F43421C
352
00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:49,504
to Kuala Lumpur.
353
00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:52,533
Please proceed to
gate C, immediately.
354
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:06,507
Thick clouds of
ash flew up today
355
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:08,895
forcing airlines to cancel
thousands of flights.
356
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:13,294
It drifted at high altitudes south & east,
from an erupting volcano in Iceland.
357
00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:17,793
The airspace shut-down was one of the
most sweeping ever ordered in peace time.
358
00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,280
The cloud made up of
minute particles of
359
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,892
silicate, that can severely
damage jet engines,
360
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:27,144
left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of
some of the world's busiest airports,
361
00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:30,259
as it spread over Britain and
towards continental Europe.
362
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:34,868
5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily
flights across Europe were cancelled,
363
00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:39,608
or redirected to the nearest available
airports, as the results of the ash plume.
364
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:43,274
The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajökull,
was reported to be drifting
365
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:46,371
at 18,000-33,000 feet
above the earth.
366
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:50,252
At those altitudes, the cloud is directly
in the road of commercial airliners...
367
00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:20,633
Excuse me mate. Where are we?
368
00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:26,929
Sorry mate, I don't speak
Malaysian, I'm sorry.
369
00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:32,668
We found them.
370
00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:35,041
It was about fucking time.
371
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,199
They didn't get as
far as Malaysia.
372
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,506
Some big volcano has
just erupted in Iceland.
373
00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,139
The flight redirected.
374
00:21:41,313 --> 00:21:42,737
To Lithuania.
375
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,968
Lith-a-fucking what?
376
00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:47,441
Lithuania?!
377
00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:49,299
Not Malaysia?!
378
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,677
It's in Eastern fucking Europe.
379
00:21:51,838 --> 00:21:53,934
And the bastards
are still there.
380
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,343
How?
381
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,952
I mean how? How? How
did I get here?
382
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,400
You arrive here
about two hours ago
383
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,716
from the airport
384
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,589
with three friends.
385
00:22:04,608 --> 00:22:06,500
I like them fucking Islandicks.
386
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,105
But I like the
volcanoes even better.
387
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,950
Let's get our asses
fucking out there.
388
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,852
Hey barman, give me some vodka.
389
00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:35,990
Cheers fellow.
390
00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:59,109
Benny my boy, lucky tonight.
391
00:22:59,201 --> 00:23:00,474
See you back at the hotel.
392
00:23:00,518 --> 00:23:01,880
I'll see you later.
393
00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:05,567
Ben, don't you think we
should get back to the hotel.
394
00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:07,295
You've gone fucking soft?!
395
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:09,353
I'm not going back to
some shitty hotel!
396
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,947
Hello boys. Our hen party
needs some company.
397
00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,602
Where're you from?
398
00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:16,072
England.
399
00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:21,295
- Come on girls, surround them.
- All right ladies.
400
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,892
Right here, fucking right here!
401
00:23:33,611 --> 00:23:34,610
Fuck!
402
00:24:20,814 --> 00:24:22,907
Oh, you dumb fucks!
403
00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:42,772
- Hello?
- Michael?
404
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,929
Jessica, thank God!
405
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,185
Were you ever planning
on calling me back?
406
00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:48,657
How could you?
407
00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,697
What the hell is going on?
408
00:24:50,915 --> 00:24:55,245
What are you doing? Do you
have any idea how I feel?
409
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:57,083
Yes! Yes I know.
410
00:24:57,270 --> 00:24:59,580
I'll be back in a couple
of hours, I promise!
411
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,601
- I don't give a shit about your promises..
- Jessie listen!
412
00:25:03,483 --> 00:25:04,900
- To what?
- Airport please mate.
413
00:25:05,091 --> 00:25:07,942
You're going to the airport?
Without me?
414
00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:01,791
Good night my friend.
415
00:26:29,161 --> 00:26:31,439
And you can't even explain to
me where you pissed off to?!
416
00:26:31,468 --> 00:26:35,275
Why is that? Just don't call me anymore.
I don't want to hear shit anymore.
417
00:26:35,342 --> 00:26:37,286
Jess, it's very, very confusing!
418
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:38,237
Is it?
419
00:26:38,241 --> 00:26:39,635
But you have to trust me!
420
00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:40,752
Are you sober?
421
00:26:40,942 --> 00:26:41,558
Yes!
422
00:26:41,649 --> 00:26:43,016
So where are you then?
423
00:26:43,797 --> 00:26:45,873
Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ.
424
00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:47,611
- It doesn't really matter.
- Yes, it does.
425
00:26:47,715 --> 00:26:50,734
I will explain everything to
you, when it becomes clear.
426
00:26:57,340 --> 00:27:00,711
Why've we stop.. Look, can you just
wait a minute? Why've we stopped?
427
00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,633
Look! I need to get to the airport mate!
I'm in a bit of a hurry..
428
00:27:03,675 --> 00:27:05,077
Who's this now?
429
00:27:08,858 --> 00:27:10,144
What's going on?
430
00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:12,626
- What the hell is happening?
- What are you doing to me?
431
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:14,105
Are you at a party?
432
00:27:30,852 --> 00:27:34,016
You're a son of a bitch Michael. How can
you have fun when my heart's broken?
433
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:35,831
How can I have ever
gotten with you?
434
00:27:35,849 --> 00:27:37,274
And you have nothing
to say for yourself?
435
00:27:37,328 --> 00:27:38,872
You can't even explain yourself?
436
00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:40,028
Fuck you..
437
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,221
Oh fuck!
438
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,657
Oh Jesus Christ.
439
00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:05,873
Hi.
440
00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:08,345
I don't even know
how I got here.
441
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,744
I don't know where any of my
friends are and I need help!
442
00:29:13,453 --> 00:29:15,622
Is your room 1402?
443
00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,287
No, yea.. I don't know, why?
444
00:29:18,789 --> 00:29:20,194
We came back..
445
00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:21,592
Hmm... Men!
446
00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:23,902
We said we're friends of yours.
447
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:27,158
Did they now?!
448
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,795
Johnny?!
449
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,653
Johnny where are you?! Show
me your faces you li..
450
00:29:36,591 --> 00:29:38,243
- Fuck! Shit!
- That's him!
451
00:29:38,327 --> 00:29:39,732
Who are you? What do you want?
452
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,768
I was going to ask
you the same thing.
453
00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:44,389
Oh now, there's been
some kind of a mistake.
454
00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:45,660
Mistake?!
455
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,146
Where there's a lot of greed,
there's plenty of mistakes.
456
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,294
No! You see, I didn't
know anything.
457
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,262
They set me up. They
ruined my plan.
458
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,733
Plan?!
459
00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:58,627
Your plan is going to end
up the same way as Karl's.
460
00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:03,876
Where is the money?
461
00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:07,572
It was in here. I wanted
to give it back to you.
462
00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:11,069
I swear to God, I wanted
to give it back to you.
463
00:30:11,254 --> 00:30:13,100
Where's my fucking ring?
464
00:30:14,657 --> 00:30:16,597
What ring? I don't
know, I don't know.
465
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:21,055
Get him up! Get him up!
466
00:30:21,502 --> 00:30:23,782
Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket.
467
00:30:34,462 --> 00:30:36,279
Where's my fucking ring?
468
00:30:37,994 --> 00:30:40,793
- I just gave..
- Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring!
469
00:30:40,857 --> 00:30:42,333
Does that ring any
bells with you?
470
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:43,840
Now where's my fucking ring?
471
00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:46,042
I don't have anything
else to give to you.
472
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:50,104
I don't even fucking know how I got
here, what more can I fucking give.
473
00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:51,950
- Shut the fuck up!
- Fucking hell!
474
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,740
Get him in there!
475
00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,214
You must fucking like this?!
476
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,620
Open the door! Police.
477
00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:09,338
Hello.
478
00:31:10,728 --> 00:31:13,452
These guys. You know them?
479
00:31:17,055 --> 00:31:19,474
- Yes. yes, I know them, yes.
- Good.
480
00:31:20,522 --> 00:31:22,799
You must go with us. Come on!
481
00:31:26,325 --> 00:31:28,445
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
482
00:31:38,137 --> 00:31:41,074
Don't look like we're leaving
this place any time soon lads.
483
00:31:42,008 --> 00:31:44,432
We need a motor. Let's
go find uncle Sam.
484
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,412
Officer?! Sir?!
485
00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:49,851
The Mob.. Gangsters..
486
00:31:49,925 --> 00:31:52,752
From London, really,
very, very serious men.
487
00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:55,845
They're in my hotel.
They want their money.
488
00:31:56,634 --> 00:32:00,117
But, it was taken, you
see, it's all gone.
489
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:04,936
You know this?
490
00:32:09,606 --> 00:32:11,485
You want me to be
honest with you?!
491
00:32:11,989 --> 00:32:13,793
They're not my actual friends.
492
00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:17,885
In fact, I barely fucking know
them, but that is not important.
493
00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:21,861
They are going to kill me.
494
00:32:22,181 --> 00:32:23,997
You have to believe me!
495
00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:35,407
What's money?
496
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,223
Who robbed you?
497
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,670
You?
498
00:32:38,734 --> 00:32:40,388
How much money?
499
00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:41,603
When?
500
00:32:41,649 --> 00:32:42,703
Money, I..
501
00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:44,816
What money?
502
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,080
No, no, no..
503
00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:47,603
It's all good.
504
00:32:47,786 --> 00:32:49,078
It's my fuck-up.
505
00:34:19,877 --> 00:34:22,889
Four iron dicks and
two balls for each.
506
00:34:24,344 --> 00:34:25,653
How much for all of them?
507
00:34:31,633 --> 00:34:34,377
8,000. You won't
find any cheaper.
508
00:34:35,681 --> 00:34:37,796
Is that right? Is that so?
509
00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:41,459
Cheeky little fucker, isn't he?
510
00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:45,149
Fuck it. Pay him and
let's get out of here.
511
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:54,194
Do you fucking
believe this shit?!
512
00:34:55,962 --> 00:34:57,795
Here That's him.
513
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,531
What's your name?
514
00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:20,430
Vova.
515
00:35:20,579 --> 00:35:24,204
Ok Vova, listen very carefully,
I'm only gonna say this once.
516
00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:28,324
Where did you get
that fucking watch?
517
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,699
Help. Help.
518
00:36:37,288 --> 00:36:38,878
Father, can you help me?
519
00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:40,896
Can you please help me?
520
00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:48,806
Excuse me?
521
00:36:48,948 --> 00:36:50,209
Will you please..
522
00:36:51,093 --> 00:36:52,982
Fucking help me?
523
00:37:01,108 --> 00:37:02,186
Please?!
524
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,784
Help me!
525
00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:08,966
Okay. Okay.
526
00:37:27,423 --> 00:37:28,497
Please?!
527
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,042
People, hear me out!
528
00:37:31,052 --> 00:37:31,726
I
529
00:37:31,825 --> 00:37:32,525
Have
530
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,324
money!
531
00:37:33,472 --> 00:37:36,315
If we can just get back
to my fucking hotel
532
00:37:36,469 --> 00:37:38,025
I can pay you
533
00:37:38,118 --> 00:37:40,091
as much money
534
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,989
as you fucking want!
535
00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:43,236
Just please?!
536
00:37:43,336 --> 00:37:45,534
Fucking help me!
537
00:37:50,677 --> 00:37:52,312
Okay.
538
00:38:42,201 --> 00:38:44,046
Who the fuck are you?
539
00:38:47,835 --> 00:38:49,324
Oh shit.
540
00:39:08,854 --> 00:39:10,315
Oh fuck!
541
00:39:55,097 --> 00:39:57,036
Please, I shouldn't be here.
542
00:39:57,302 --> 00:39:59,181
Please, I haven't seen anything.
543
00:39:59,343 --> 00:40:01,004
Just.. Just let me go.
544
00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:13,448
Please, help me.
545
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:39,018
What the fuck is going on here?
546
00:41:39,216 --> 00:41:40,215
That's him.
547
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,913
Well get the fucker!
548
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:11,239
Come on!
549
00:42:23,895 --> 00:42:27,274
It's my first time here and
it's really, very nice.
550
00:42:27,313 --> 00:42:28,894
Oh really?!
551
00:42:29,432 --> 00:42:31,280
We can stop at my place.
552
00:42:44,476 --> 00:42:46,348
- Sorry, I've got to go.
- So soon?
553
00:44:39,455 --> 00:44:42,407
Who the fuck are you? What
the fuck is going on?
554
00:44:52,784 --> 00:44:54,065
What are you doing?
555
00:44:54,165 --> 00:44:55,963
Calm down! Listen to me!
556
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,387
Copper, where is
my fucking money?
557
00:46:36,888 --> 00:46:40,754
One more time. Where
is the fucking money?
558
00:46:47,311 --> 00:46:48,808
Fucking drive!
559
00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:17,881
Where is it?
560
00:47:18,165 --> 00:47:19,667
Where is it?
561
00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:22,202
It's under the sofa.
562
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,760
All right. Fucking get it out!
563
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:35,749
Now open the bag!
564
00:47:43,893 --> 00:47:46,572
- Is it all there?
- I don't know, count it.
565
00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:48,043
Count it?!
566
00:47:52,118 --> 00:47:53,823
Fucking prick!
567
00:48:21,283 --> 00:48:22,144
Hello?
568
00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:23,963
You piece of shit! Asshole!
569
00:48:24,013 --> 00:48:25,661
You haven't even
bothered to apologize.
570
00:48:25,711 --> 00:48:26,560
Look, Jessica..
571
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:29,247
Jessica, please just listen to me,
all right, you don't understand.
572
00:48:29,256 --> 00:48:30,930
Oh I understand all right!
573
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,628
You and your Lithuanian bitches!
574
00:48:32,678 --> 00:48:34,142
You met another woman.
575
00:48:34,192 --> 00:48:36,740
- Some other fucking bitch.
- Jess will you hold please.
576
00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:39,269
- I know it..
- Just fucking hold!
577
00:49:35,253 --> 00:49:36,803
Ahh Jesus.
578
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,056
Can you move?
579
00:49:41,633 --> 00:49:44,144
Your fucking radiator
is on top of me.
580
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,841
My radiator?!
581
00:49:48,359 --> 00:49:49,358
Ask me..
582
00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:51,381
How I've become attached
to this fucking radiator.
583
00:49:51,397 --> 00:49:53,861
I should have killed you
in that fucking apartment.
584
00:49:53,985 --> 00:49:55,213
Fuck you!
585
00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:04,104
You skinny, Lithuanian bitch!
586
00:50:04,432 --> 00:50:05,901
I trusted you!
587
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,227
And you left me
588
00:50:07,327 --> 00:50:08,426
naked
589
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,929
covered in claret (BLOOD)
590
00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:11,807
handcuffed!
591
00:50:12,158 --> 00:50:13,998
Hey, steady..
592
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,212
It's my phone.
593
00:50:16,272 --> 00:50:17,665
It's in the pocket.
594
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,127
Can you help?
595
00:50:19,689 --> 00:50:21,037
Help.. you?!
596
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:22,934
Well yeah.
597
00:50:23,033 --> 00:50:25,231
Since you can't
help yourself, ha?!
598
00:50:27,661 --> 00:50:29,045
Fine.
599
00:50:50,556 --> 00:50:51,857
Woa, woa, woa..
600
00:50:52,190 --> 00:50:53,463
Lads, lads, lads..
601
00:50:53,685 --> 00:50:55,101
Wh.. What's going on?
602
00:50:55,822 --> 00:50:57,563
Wh.. What're you doing to me?
603
00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,825
Hey, I'm military! Do
you understand that?
604
00:50:59,986 --> 00:51:01,986
That means they'll
come looking for me.
605
00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,750
And they'll find me to. That..
606
00:51:04,049 --> 00:51:05,448
That.. That is for sure!
607
00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:06,928
Oh, come on lads.
608
00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:10,468
I work for her Majesty' service.
Do you understand? The Queen?
609
00:51:10,884 --> 00:51:12,084
Oh come on, lads.
610
00:51:12,184 --> 00:51:15,980
I'm the head of the honorary guard.
I'm a very important person!
611
00:51:16,453 --> 00:51:17,694
Yeah?!
612
00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,863
Fuck.
613
00:53:59,548 --> 00:54:01,096
Tim, get up!
614
00:54:23,686 --> 00:54:26,257
I don't mean to be
rude, darling, but..
615
00:54:26,927 --> 00:54:28,095
Do we know each other?
616
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,737
Fuck you.
617
00:54:30,425 --> 00:54:31,749
And by the way..
618
00:54:31,911 --> 00:54:34,299
You both having me a striptease
619
00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:36,209
for my party.
620
00:54:38,379 --> 00:54:40,798
Aw fuck! Where'd you
get my ring from?
621
00:54:41,522 --> 00:54:42,774
You gave it to me
622
00:54:42,874 --> 00:54:44,173
as my wedding gift.
623
00:54:44,641 --> 00:54:45,789
Wedding?!
624
00:54:47,364 --> 00:54:49,228
What fucking wedding?
625
00:54:49,518 --> 00:54:51,602
My wedding, your gift!
626
00:54:51,773 --> 00:54:53,621
Do you remember anything?
627
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,455
Whatever!
628
00:54:56,659 --> 00:54:57,680
I want my ring!
629
00:54:57,787 --> 00:54:59,594
Let me go man!
630
00:55:02,027 --> 00:55:03,492
This ring costs too much
631
00:55:03,584 --> 00:55:06,607
to give to some fucking..
632
00:55:07,765 --> 00:55:09,214
Fucking hell.
633
00:55:18,623 --> 00:55:20,092
Who's that?
634
00:55:20,271 --> 00:55:21,442
My fiancé.
635
00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:23,621
We are getting married tomorrow.
636
00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,749
All right.
637
00:55:29,032 --> 00:55:32,051
Maybe your boyfriend can
take us to the hotel.
638
00:55:32,619 --> 00:55:35,366
Jesus Christ, I'll
fucking pay him.
639
00:55:57,835 --> 00:55:59,377
You dirty bastard!
640
00:56:01,765 --> 00:56:03,777
That is not fucking me!
641
00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:04,876
Staska.
642
00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:07,915
Fucking take it.
643
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,391
Look, love..
644
00:56:26,798 --> 00:56:28,367
Just give us the ring back
645
00:56:28,824 --> 00:56:31,032
and we'll fucking leave.
646
00:56:31,103 --> 00:56:33,174
Yeah. We've got to make
a move, to be honest.
647
00:56:33,269 --> 00:56:34,688
It's been an absolute pleasure.
648
00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:36,986
Leave the fucking ring, yeah?!
649
00:56:37,084 --> 00:56:38,900
Peace. Bye bye.
650
00:58:45,306 --> 00:58:46,312
Forrest Timmy!
651
00:58:46,412 --> 00:58:47,810
Run for the switch!
652
00:59:36,724 --> 00:59:38,134
Hey pal!
653
00:59:38,379 --> 00:59:40,267
Can you help us?
654
00:59:44,257 --> 00:59:46,472
Why the fuck he's running for.
What's he..
655
00:59:50,077 --> 00:59:51,322
Oh for fuck's sake.
656
00:59:51,585 --> 00:59:53,925
Why would you change the side
of the fucking steering wheel?!
657
00:59:53,975 --> 00:59:55,324
Why would you fucking do that?!
658
00:59:55,355 --> 00:59:57,400
- Move over you fucking cunt.
- This fucking country is mental.
659
00:59:57,436 --> 00:59:59,412
Just drive ok?!
660
00:59:59,462 --> 01:00:00,911
Shut the fuck up Timmy!
661
01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:48,053
Well don't just sit there.
662
01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:49,926
Call Johnny.
663
01:00:50,218 --> 01:00:52,781
With what, eh?! The
fucking phone?!
664
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,225
It's in the forest somewhere.
665
01:00:57,259 --> 01:00:59,350
You fucking twat.
666
01:01:26,172 --> 01:01:28,316
Come on. Fucking get up!
667
01:01:29,372 --> 01:01:30,685
Where?
668
01:01:30,927 --> 01:01:32,032
Which way?
669
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,108
Well I don't know, do I?
670
01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:37,024
Hey Tim, look at all this grass.
671
01:01:37,398 --> 01:01:39,886
You eat like a fucking
rabbit, don't you?!
672
01:01:41,171 --> 01:01:43,023
I knew this would go tits up.
673
01:01:43,406 --> 01:01:44,711
But like a mug
674
01:01:44,911 --> 01:01:46,110
I've signed up for it.
675
01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:47,482
With another mug.
676
01:01:47,582 --> 01:01:49,281
You!
677
01:01:50,727 --> 01:01:51,968
Fuck off!
678
01:01:52,691 --> 01:01:53,932
What?
679
01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:02,291
It's a fucking tattoo.
680
01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:03,750
When?
681
01:02:09,644 --> 01:02:10,277
You
682
01:02:10,627 --> 01:02:11,888
are a fucking
683
01:02:11,908 --> 01:02:12,907
twat!
684
01:03:11,514 --> 01:03:12,841
Jesus Christ!
685
01:03:16,644 --> 01:03:18,046
That ain't Jesus.
686
01:03:18,609 --> 01:03:19,866
Not at all.
687
01:03:37,288 --> 01:03:38,287
Excuse me please
688
01:03:38,345 --> 01:03:40,271
- Are we arrive?
- Who? You?
689
01:03:40,926 --> 01:03:42,410
We. Arrive.
690
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,340
Where you from please?
691
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:47,011
Who, Me?! I'm from England.
Where the fuck are you from?
692
01:03:47,234 --> 01:03:49,769
And what you're doing
all cooped-up in there?
693
01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:50,941
England.
694
01:03:51,237 --> 01:03:52,274
England.
695
01:03:59,197 --> 01:04:00,434
- England.
- Get the fuck off!
696
01:04:00,544 --> 01:04:04,007
Thank you my friend.
697
01:04:05,816 --> 01:04:07,461
What the fuck are you doing?!
698
01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:45,851
Excuse me.
699
01:05:46,311 --> 01:05:47,891
Do you speak English?
700
01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:50,079
We're a bit lost, yeah?!
701
01:05:50,432 --> 01:05:52,193
And we need to call a taxi.
702
01:05:54,299 --> 01:05:55,492
Taxi?
703
01:05:56,803 --> 01:05:58,779
We need to go back to the..
704
01:05:59,009 --> 01:06:00,185
Hotel.
705
01:06:25,394 --> 01:06:26,431
Hello.
706
01:06:26,865 --> 01:06:28,533
We need to call a taxi.
707
01:06:37,729 --> 01:06:39,554
You want call kurwa (WHORE)?
708
01:06:39,605 --> 01:06:41,090
Twenty ponds kurwa.
709
01:06:41,362 --> 01:06:42,190
One minute.
710
01:06:42,219 --> 01:06:44,401
What? We only need
to call a taxi.
711
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,309
Kurwa, twenty five pounds.
712
01:06:46,491 --> 01:06:48,524
Fuck off! It's
just a short call.
713
01:06:48,679 --> 01:06:49,764
What kurwa?
714
01:06:49,912 --> 01:06:51,928
Okay. Okay. We'll
take it, yeah?!
715
01:06:52,019 --> 01:06:53,878
But you call the taxi.
716
01:07:20,873 --> 01:07:22,370
Where you want kurwa go?
717
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,849
The hotel.
718
01:07:24,658 --> 01:07:26,699
What kurwa hotel in this town?
719
01:07:27,082 --> 01:07:28,918
No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel.
720
01:07:29,432 --> 01:07:30,489
Vilnius, yeah?
721
01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:32,778
We need to go to Vilnius.
722
01:07:32,911 --> 01:07:34,518
Are you kurwa nut?
723
01:07:34,892 --> 01:07:37,547
Your village is a free hundred
kilometers from where.
724
01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:41,459
No one kurwa in here never
go that's for kurwa.
725
01:07:41,566 --> 01:07:42,821
Fucking hell!
726
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:45,329
- What?
- What kurwa?!
727
01:07:45,488 --> 01:07:46,845
Your fucking Vilnius
728
01:07:47,006 --> 01:07:49,450
is Zbyt Daleko (TOO
FAR) stop kurwa.
729
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:52,970
Now kurwa, give me my
twenty five pounds!
730
01:07:53,196 --> 01:07:54,195
Fuck off!
731
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,480
We need to call our friends!
732
01:07:55,603 --> 01:07:57,175
The money is in the hotel
733
01:07:57,366 --> 01:07:59,287
and they will bring
it here, all right?!
734
01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,997
I said kurwa, put the
money on the table!
735
01:08:02,163 --> 01:08:04,407
Or you have kurwa big problem!
736
01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:08,294
Don't fuck with me!
737
01:08:08,715 --> 01:08:09,804
One call!
738
01:08:09,991 --> 01:08:11,408
That's all I'm asking.
739
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,499
Now give me
740
01:08:12,595 --> 01:08:14,093
the fucking phone!
741
01:08:14,233 --> 01:08:16,592
Kurwa give me my money!
742
01:09:01,664 --> 01:09:02,770
Kurwa!
743
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,077
Where are his Negros? you?
744
01:11:08,616 --> 01:11:10,200
I told ya'll!
745
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,418
I don't know!
746
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,136
I've left them in a
fucking wood somewhere.
747
01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:19,459
Oh my Goooood!
748
01:11:22,825 --> 01:11:23,824
Ben!
749
01:11:24,472 --> 01:11:27,877
There is no God in
this fucking country.
750
01:11:34,608 --> 01:11:37,200
It's not our plane
for Malaysia?!
751
01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:36,892
Sure.
752
01:12:42,518 --> 01:12:43,846
Hey thanks.
753
01:12:46,703 --> 01:12:47,868
No problem.
754
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,677
So I'm a..
755
01:12:53,718 --> 01:12:55,411
Flying off to Malaysia tonight.
756
01:12:56,925 --> 01:12:58,645
My mates are probably..
757
01:12:59,094 --> 01:13:00,562
On their way already.
758
01:13:02,496 --> 01:13:03,904
I'm jealous.
759
01:13:07,051 --> 01:13:08,504
Hold that thought.
760
01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:09,984
I
761
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,541
Will be back in a sec.
762
01:14:30,056 --> 01:14:31,636
So, what's next?
763
01:14:32,031 --> 01:14:33,812
I'd just love to get
rid of this thing.
764
01:14:34,234 --> 01:14:35,706
Keep it as a souvenir.
765
01:14:36,508 --> 01:14:37,880
Okay, let's go.
766
01:14:48,334 --> 01:14:49,622
Fuck!
767
01:14:49,646 --> 01:14:50,645
Come on!
768
01:14:50,817 --> 01:14:52,242
Motherfucker!
769
01:14:52,627 --> 01:14:53,712
Go! Go! Go!
770
01:14:53,762 --> 01:14:55,111
Bang on it!
771
01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:01,832
Motherfucker! Come
here you motherfucker!
772
01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:07,209
Let's go! Go!
773
01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,488
What the fuck is going on?
774
01:15:10,553 --> 01:15:12,689
Just drive! Move! Move!
Move! Move!
775
01:15:13,437 --> 01:15:15,501
Get closer to it, so he
can get a shot at it!
776
01:15:16,577 --> 01:15:18,182
This is just fucked! Move!
777
01:16:11,281 --> 01:16:12,533
Get back here!
778
01:16:12,671 --> 01:16:13,767
Get back!
779
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,588
The money's in the hotel.
780
01:16:21,691 --> 01:16:23,506
In the toilet. I'll
show you everything.
781
01:16:23,644 --> 01:16:25,206
Don't worry about the money.
782
01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:26,991
We have the money.
783
01:16:28,196 --> 01:16:30,056
I got a little surprise for you.
784
01:16:37,714 --> 01:16:39,047
Mickey, forgive me.
785
01:16:39,463 --> 01:16:40,883
Forgive me Mickey.
786
01:16:49,157 --> 01:16:51,768
I will fucking kill you myself!
787
01:16:51,910 --> 01:16:53,359
You fucking cunt!
788
01:16:57,748 --> 01:16:59,436
Are we finished ladies?
789
01:17:02,949 --> 01:17:05,005
Now where's my fucking ring?
790
01:17:05,514 --> 01:17:06,851
Ring?
791
01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:14,563
That fucking ring!
792
01:17:14,958 --> 01:17:16,833
Fucking Johnny, you cunt!
793
01:17:16,905 --> 01:17:18,361
Don't fuck with me!
794
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,220
Hello, Johnny?
795
01:17:33,011 --> 01:17:34,010
Johnny?
796
01:17:34,591 --> 01:17:36,172
It's Ben, hello?
797
01:17:36,493 --> 01:17:38,314
You listen to me very carefully!
798
01:17:38,407 --> 01:17:39,179
Who is this?
799
01:17:39,356 --> 01:17:40,518
Where's Johnny?
800
01:17:40,681 --> 01:17:41,680
Where's Michael?
801
01:17:42,066 --> 01:17:44,250
Your two mates will fucking live
802
01:17:44,471 --> 01:17:46,399
as long as my
patience holds out.
803
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,707
Now, you bring my
fucking ring to me
804
01:17:48,737 --> 01:17:51,784
and you bring it very delicately,
between your fucking teeth!
805
01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:53,393
Do you understand?
806
01:17:55,085 --> 01:17:56,737
I said, do you understand?!
807
01:18:09,430 --> 01:18:10,663
Now, one more pause out of you
808
01:18:10,777 --> 01:18:12,705
and I'm gonna blow his
fucking skull away
809
01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:14,583
over this fucking call!
810
01:18:18,769 --> 01:18:19,821
Talk!
811
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:21,273
Listen Ben!
812
01:18:21,410 --> 01:18:23,055
We need the fucking ring!
813
01:18:23,506 --> 01:18:24,787
What fucking ring?!
814
01:18:25,746 --> 01:18:27,251
We need cash!
815
01:18:27,462 --> 01:18:28,579
Ben, listen.
816
01:18:28,763 --> 01:18:29,859
There's no money.
817
01:18:29,908 --> 01:18:30,757
What?
818
01:18:30,817 --> 01:18:33,904
Just bring the fucking ring,
we're gonna fucking die.
819
01:18:33,944 --> 01:18:35,544
Just bring the fucking ring!
820
01:18:37,530 --> 01:18:40,102
That's great Johnny,
that's right.
821
01:18:40,899 --> 01:18:42,747
That's right Johnny,
bring the money.
822
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:47,524
I don't have the ring.
823
01:18:47,582 --> 01:18:49,926
I don't have that fucking
ring, okay, but..
824
01:18:49,998 --> 01:18:50,997
Great!
825
01:18:51,092 --> 01:18:52,665
That's great! You've
got the ring.
826
01:18:52,734 --> 01:18:53,840
No ring Johnny!
827
01:18:54,805 --> 01:18:55,804
No ring!
828
01:18:55,837 --> 01:18:57,080
Good news mate.
829
01:18:57,459 --> 01:18:58,458
Tell us where you are?
830
01:18:59,244 --> 01:19:01,128
Yeah, where are you fuckface?
831
01:19:01,637 --> 01:19:03,645
We.. We're at the..
832
01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:07,633
Lithuanian wedding.
833
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,074
What?
834
01:19:20,036 --> 01:19:22,089
What the fuck is a
Lithuanian wedding?
835
01:20:18,122 --> 01:20:19,702
Fucking Malaysia.
836
01:20:20,469 --> 01:20:22,437
Fucking sunny beach.
837
01:20:26,347 --> 01:20:27,346
Hey!
838
01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:30,845
Dress up! You'll be dancing
'cause of wedding.
839
01:22:30,861 --> 01:22:33,322
Now, I don't give a
fuck who you two are.
840
01:22:33,444 --> 01:22:35,200
But I wanna know where
the fat man is?
841
01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,744
Turk.
842
01:22:44,489 --> 01:22:46,002
Where's the fat man?
843
01:22:46,335 --> 01:22:48,791
'Un smooga', you cunt!
844
01:22:54,055 --> 01:22:56,087
Be careful! Smile.
845
01:24:41,937 --> 01:24:43,645
Jesus Christ.
846
01:25:05,010 --> 01:25:06,906
I'll need that fat
piece of shit.
847
01:25:07,326 --> 01:25:09,145
Now, where the fuck is he?
848
01:25:26,896 --> 01:25:28,124
Fuck you!
849
01:25:28,312 --> 01:25:29,382
'Kamatzo' to you!
850
01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:32,067
Give my fucking dollars
and motherfucking Negros!
851
01:25:32,219 --> 01:25:34,607
Now, you listen to me,
you fucking gipsy!
852
01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:38,017
You get me that fucking prick!
853
01:25:38,651 --> 01:25:40,962
Otherwise, I'll end
every fucking body here
854
01:25:41,014 --> 01:25:42,823
and I'll level this
fucking place!
855
01:25:42,883 --> 01:25:44,030
Now, where the fuck is he?
856
01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,192
Where the fuck is he?
I'm losing my patience.
857
01:26:10,223 --> 01:26:13,368
Where's the red cross now,
you fucking salad swerver?!
858
01:26:15,301 --> 01:26:17,973
This is the part you give
me back my fucking ring.
859
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:19,044
Wait!
860
01:26:19,082 --> 01:26:20,081
He don't have it.
861
01:26:20,733 --> 01:26:22,624
He doesn't have
the fucking ring!
862
01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:23,968
Not again.
863
01:26:24,011 --> 01:26:25,293
Look, she's got it.
864
01:27:08,879 --> 01:27:10,908
Get a hold of that fucking ring.
865
01:27:28,381 --> 01:27:29,537
Kurwa!
866
01:28:01,338 --> 01:28:02,192
I'm out.
867
01:28:02,245 --> 01:28:03,185
Fuck it!
868
01:28:03,199 --> 01:28:04,600
Motherfuckers.
869
01:28:14,437 --> 01:28:16,093
Let's kick some ass boys.
870
01:29:05,109 --> 01:29:06,348
Oh kurwa.
871
01:29:16,036 --> 01:29:17,424
Please? Please? Please?!
872
01:29:25,738 --> 01:29:26,800
Staska?!
873
01:29:27,765 --> 01:29:28,794
Staska!
874
01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:33,104
Where're you going
you fat bitch?!
875
01:29:33,468 --> 01:29:34,900
Back off you little cunt!
876
01:29:36,559 --> 01:29:37,701
Staska!
877
01:29:53,407 --> 01:29:55,368
Where's that fucking
ring you fucker?!
878
01:30:50,121 --> 01:30:51,489
You all right?
879
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:54,268
Yeah.
880
01:30:54,695 --> 01:30:55,981
Just fucking perfect.
881
01:31:31,465 --> 01:31:32,708
Over here.
882
01:32:07,257 --> 01:32:08,571
Come on boys, up here.
883
01:32:51,895 --> 01:32:53,144
Jesus Christ.
884
01:32:54,274 --> 01:32:55,526
Hello mate.
885
01:32:55,965 --> 01:32:57,853
I wonder if you could help us.
886
01:32:57,939 --> 01:32:59,348
We're a little bit lost.
887
01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:09,753
Sorry mate, didn't
get any of that.
888
01:33:09,767 --> 01:33:10,845
We just wanna go home.
889
01:33:10,977 --> 01:33:12,413
England.
890
01:33:12,594 --> 01:33:13,746
Airport.
891
01:33:14,041 --> 01:33:15,040
Which way is it?