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Hello? Is anybody there?
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Hey, honey, what's up?
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Slow down. Who are you talking about?
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No, I don't know! Sweetheart,
I don't have a clue what you're...
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An apartment?
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No, no! Of course I'm not
looking at an apartment!
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Why would I be
looking at an apartment?
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Wait a sec, wait. I know what this is.
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Oldest trick in the book. Yeah.
Did a realtor call you? Yeah.
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Yeah, realtor calls the wife, says,
"Oh, yeah, I spoke to the husband.
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"I'm looking at a..."
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My card? My business card?
I don't know.
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That I don't know. I don't know
why he has my business card.
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Maybe he...
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Maybe he or she, then.
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Yeah.
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Okay, surprise ruined.
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No, no, it's all right.
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It was gonna be for our anniversary,
but I...
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Yeah, it's just a little one-bedroom
in the West Village,
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but you're gonna love it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
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Hey, listen, the car never picked me up
for this thing at the Waldorf.
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I got to go. I'll see you at home tonight,
okay, honey?
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I love you, too.
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It's okay. Big kiss.
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All right, then. Bye-bye.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
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You a real estate broker
or a professional fucking idiot?
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Babe, I really think
we ought to let the super do that.
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No, I got it, I got it. Just move that stuff.
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No, I did not say
my wife needs to see the apartment.
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I said Amber needs
to see the apartment. Amber.
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Amber sound like the wife
of a man my age to you?
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- Careful with my table!
- Yeah, picked it up right now.
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Okay, just get the cord for me, will you?
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Okay, all right. I got it, baby.
What do you want me to do with it?
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Just keep it out of my way.
39
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Well, it's not exactly a love nest
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if my wife's there picking out
the goddamned curtains, is it?
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Careful, just get the window,
get the window.
42
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- Okay?
- Ready?
43
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Yeah, just pull it down, and inside.
44
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No, I'm telling you right now,
stop talking.
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Because I'm thinking.
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No, I'm thinking! I don't...
You know what? Just kill it.
47
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No, kill it. Kill the whole thing.
48
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- There, good.
- See? DIY. "Do It Yourself."
49
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Oh, no!
50
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Call me over the weekend.
Leave a message on the home machine
51
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saying the seller's
had a change of heart,
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and that the whole thing's...
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- Oh, my God!
...dead.
54
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You are not gonna believe
what almost just happened!
55
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- Did you see that?
- Someone call 911!
56
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- Oh, my God, is he dead?
- He ain't happy.
57
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What?
58
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You cannot be serious!
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Not now.
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Okay, go ahead and spit.
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So, anyway, the very first scene
just takes your breath away.
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You have to remind yourself that
you're in the theater watching a play.
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My five-year-old, Alex, just adored it.
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He wanted his father to see it with us.
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That's better.
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Anyway, I think he really,
really enjoyed the costumes...
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Dr. Pincus? Hi.
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I'm gonna need
the panoramic X-ray machine
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for most of the morning tomorrow,
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so if that fits in
with your appointments...
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Fine.
I've cleared my schedule for tomorrow.
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Really?
73
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I hear it's supposed to be a lovely day.
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And?
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No, I just thought that maybe
you were taking the day off to go and...
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Right. Sorry to bother you.
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You know, we brought some cake.
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Mrs. Prashar and I
just had our baby, so...
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Yeah, it's a girl,
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and we're having a little cake
and I brought some pictures, so, if you...
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That'd be delightful.
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Start without me.
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Great, great. Okay, so...
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What a cute baby. She is so cute.
85
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- Yeah, she really is.
- How long was the labor?
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- Ten hours.
- Ten hours?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
88
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- That seems like a really long time.
- No, not really.
89
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- It's not?
- Not really.
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- See, that's, like, too long.
- It's so worth it.
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I'll just get a cat, you know?
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Like, 10 hours is a long time
to get something, you know?
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- Look at that.
- So cute.
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Stop global warming?
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Yeah, just a tiny...
It might take a little jiggle.
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Good evening, Doctor.
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You know what? Let me just open it.
98
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Hey! Can you hold the elevator?
Please?
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- Yeah. Holding.
- Thank you.
100
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- Sorry!
- Wait, hold. Hey! Hey!
101
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Good. Still some more.
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Come on, come on, come on,
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make it, make it, make it,
make it, make it, make it.
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Paging Dr. Michael,
Dr. Michael to Pediatrics, please.
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- Charts come back up, yet?
- They're there.
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I appreciate it.
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- Spell it.
- P-I-N-C-U-S.
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- Date of birth?
- Why?
109
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What day were you born?
110
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No, I understood the question.
Why do you need to know that?
111
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Let's leave it blank. Weight?
112
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- Last night or this morning?
- You pick.
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Hundred and eighty-two pounds.
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Number of alcoholic beverages
consumed per week?
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- Why do you need to know that?
- Well, they want to know.
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Well, I'm sure
"they" want to know a lot of things,
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but I don't want my intimate details
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auctioned off to the highest bidder,
willy-nilly.
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I'll put zero.
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- Marital status?
- Pass.
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- Profession?
- Irrelevant.
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- Food allergies?
- I'm not gonna be eating here.
123
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- Are you allergic to sticking plaster?
- What a ludicrous question.
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I'm not answering
any more of these, really.
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- Do you smoke?
- Stop it.
126
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- Do you wear dentures?
- Madame, listen.
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- When was the last time you ate?
- A pertinent question at last.
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Yesterday, lunchtime.
Thanks for asking.
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I had a tuna sandwich.
Toast was soggy, but...
130
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- Did you drink the laxative solution?
- Yes.
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Did it work?
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It was as advertised.
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Did you evacuate your bowels?
134
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I drank copious amounts
of drain-cleaning fluid.
135
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What followed was fait accompli.
136
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,100
Sir, what I'm asking is if you were...
137
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I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again.
138
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It was like a terrorist attack down there
in the darkness and the chaos,
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the running and the screaming, okay?
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- Fine with me.
- Good.
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00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,584
Gross invasion of my privacy, this.
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Wait till they get you in the back.
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- Good morning, Dr. Pincus.
- Hi.
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Don't anticipate any difficulties today.
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We'll have you up
and on your feet in no time.
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- Okay.
- Quick question.
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I notice you requested
a general anesthetic.
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It's not really typical
for this type of procedure.
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- It's not necessary and we normally...
- Sorry.
150
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I have no intention of being around
when they go where they're going.
151
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When does the surgeon arrive?
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I'm the surgeon.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
154
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- Why do you look that tan?
- Thanks for noticing.
155
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I got a spray tan
on my way to work today.
156
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- Looks natural.
- Yes. It's better for you.
157
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,186
It's moisturizing
and it doesn't cause UV damage, so...
158
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Yeah.
159
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It has an odd smell.
I can't quite place it.
160
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- I don't know if...
- No, I don't want to smell your fake tan!
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00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,262
- What are you...
- It's like dirt.
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00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:06,669
But like a garden dirt, like a good dirt.
Not like a garbage dirt.
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00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,504
- You gonna go darker?
- I think I am. I think I'd like to go darker.
164
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It's really gonna make my eyes pop.
165
00:12:11,277 --> 00:12:13,768
You could get your teeth whitened
like I did.
166
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:14,973
- Yeah, that makes a difference.
- Very nice.
167
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:18,176
Yeah, I don't like having trays
in my mouth and my teeth are small.
168
00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:19,582
Sorry, you babbling idiots.
169
00:12:19,652 --> 00:12:22,951
Can we talk about my bowels?
Wouldn't that be a good idea?
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00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:25,252
Looks like the sodium thiopental's
really kicking in, huh?
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- Makes people say crazy things.
- I haven't given it to him yet.
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00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:30,454
- Going in now.
- How old are you?
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So are you here on a school field trip?
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Not a real people person are you,
Dr. Pincus?
175
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Not really. Given a choice between
a few people and loads of people,
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I choose my cat. She hunts dwarves.
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She takes them up the tree.
They're still alive.
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You can see their little legs going.
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Sounds like Norah Jones
when she plays the piano.
180
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Wow, you must be excited
to get home and see your cat.
181
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What cat?
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00:13:00,226 --> 00:13:02,091
I thought yesterday
you said you had a cat.
183
00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:06,758
I despise cats. What sort of men
waste their affection on a cat? Pathetic.
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00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,267
I had a cat once, when I was a little girl.
185
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My father, right before he died,
he took me to the shelter and he said,
186
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"Debra, take a look
at all these lonely cats..."
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What a wonderful man
he must have been.
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Now, listen.
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All those people in my room last night,
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I thought I was dreaming at first,
but I wasn't.
191
00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:21,469
Who were they?
192
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- I don't know anything about that.
- Right.
193
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- Here you go. Clean bill of health.
- All right, thank you.
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Come back soon!
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What a terrible thing to say
in a hospital.
196
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Nice.
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Fine example for healthcare workers.
198
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Still, I suppose
smoking serves a purpose.
199
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- Thins the herd. Weeds out the stupid.
- Are you speaking to me?
200
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,552
Yeah, but I was having a go at them,
not you.
201
00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:02,883
Oh, good.
202
00:14:02,956 --> 00:14:06,687
I picked one that should be
in a straightjacket. My mistake.
203
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:17,062
Show it some attention,
it follows you home. Unbelievable.
204
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,400
Sorry!
205
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,107
Did he see you, too?
206
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,415
- He can see us!
- Who?
207
00:14:32,485 --> 00:14:33,782
That guy?
208
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,494
Hey, why don't you open your eyes?
209
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,198
Hey!
210
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:54,706
Hey, mister!
211
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,372
Please, just hold up!
212
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:00,068
- Idiot. Get out of the road.
- Wait! Hey!
213
00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:03,172
- Listen, I just need two minutes...
- Look out!
214
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,047
...of your time!
215
00:15:10,089 --> 00:15:11,886
You can see me, huh?
216
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,623
And you're not like us.
217
00:15:15,695 --> 00:15:18,789
I know you're not, because back there,
that cab almost hit you!
218
00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:21,698
And he honked at you,
and he yelled at you!
219
00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:24,931
I don't feel well. Why on earth...
220
00:15:26,239 --> 00:15:27,331
Hey!
221
00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:37,678
Officer, there's loony weirdoes.
222
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,547
I don't know why they're here.
I'm a dentist.
223
00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:41,849
- Hey, man, you can see me.
- Oh, good.
224
00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:44,151
Hey, come back here!
I wanna talk to you!
225
00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:45,713
Hey, don't be scared! I'm a cop!
226
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,953
- He can see us?
- Who? That guy?
227
00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,319
...from the moment I left the hospital.
228
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:24,158
- What kind of side effects?
- Hallucinations.
229
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,959
- Okay, visual or aural?
- Both.
230
00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:31,436
And really vivid, really realistic, weird.
I mean, that's not normal.
231
00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:35,304
Well, you know.
What's normal, you know? Really.
232
00:16:37,176 --> 00:16:39,041
Not having hallucinations,
I'd have thought.
233
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Did anything unusual happen
during my procedure?
234
00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:44,109
- Did any...
- Did any what...
235
00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:46,845
- Sorry, but did anything...
- Where?
236
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,319
- Why do you just keep talking while...
- I didn't hear what...
237
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:52,517
- Why do you keep interrupting me?
- No, well...
238
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,755
- Did anything unusual happen...
- You kind of interrupted me a little bit.
239
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:57,420
- Just answer the...
- Just.
240
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- Did anything unusual happen?
- Where?
241
00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:02,893
What do you mean, where?
That's not a proper... Yes or no?
242
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:04,869
Did anything unusual happen
during my procedure?
243
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:05,961
- Yeah.
- What?
244
00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:08,064
- No.
- You said "yes" first.
245
00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:13,511
"No" is what I ended with.
"Yes, no" means no.
246
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:18,282
Did anything unusual happen
during my procedure?
247
00:17:18,351 --> 00:17:21,218
- And if so...
- Can you hold on one...
248
00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:23,312
Can you hold on a second?
249
00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:27,148
Yeah, it's me.
250
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:31,594
Can you stop what you're doing
and come down here right away?
251
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,994
It's that thing that we talked about.
252
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:40,562
Yeah, well, you told me to call you
if it came back, and it came back, so...
253
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,005
Okay.
254
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:44,703
What was that? What's the thing?
You told someone the thing came back.
255
00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:48,907
I have a rash on my back.
It came back, so I had to call my doctor.
256
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:51,781
You... Miss!
257
00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:52,875
- Yes?
- Me!
258
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,580
- What the... What?
- Can you...
259
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:57,280
- Can I... Yes.
- Follow you?
260
00:17:57,356 --> 00:17:59,119
- To the...
- To my office.
261
00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:01,524
- And then you'll tell me.
- Yeah.
262
00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:05,890
What?
263
00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:11,699
Did anything unusual... What?
264
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:16,007
Jesus Christ! Sorry, I wasn't...
265
00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:20,373
We have a meeting in a couple minutes,
so we just have to be quick.
266
00:18:22,615 --> 00:18:26,984
Did anything unusual happen
during my procedure? What's he...
267
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:29,385
Can you please define "unusual"?
268
00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:34,125
Out of the ordinary,
bizarre, unanticipated.
269
00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:39,554
No, this went well.
270
00:18:39,632 --> 00:18:42,328
- It was good. Okay, normal.
- Right.
271
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,596
Yes, good. Well, the cessation maybe,
272
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,503
- but after that, you responded...
- The cessation of what?
273
00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:50,064
Dr. Pincus, I really...
I don't need to tell you that
274
00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:52,873
every medical procedure
doesn't follow the same path.
275
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:53,969
- Everyone's different.
- Yeah.
276
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:56,378
There are subtle variations
in even the simplest surgical...
277
00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:59,213
What would a subtle variation be
in my case, for example?
278
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:02,277
- Well, one doesn't wish to use jargon.
- No.
279
00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:05,518
- But, you know, technically...
- Yep.
280
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,889
...medically, it's beginning...
281
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,160
Okay. Yeah.
282
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:15,223
- You died.
- I died?
283
00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:17,462
- Little bit.
- For how long?
284
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,437
- Seven minutes.
- A bit less.
285
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:20,767
I died for seven minutes.
286
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,864
- A bit less.
- Approximately seven...
287
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:24,034
That's really the only thing
that I can think of...
288
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:26,340
How did I die?
289
00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:30,075
For the record, we did not recommend
that you use the general anesthesia.
290
00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:33,983
When you use anesthesia,
there is a chance, although it is small,
291
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:37,022
of a biochemical anomaly.
292
00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,887
Where's the anesthesiologist?
I want to see him now.
293
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,392
He does not work here anymore.
294
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,451
You'll be happy to know
that at Saint Victor's,
295
00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:46,396
we have a very strict
three-strikes policy.
296
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:50,400
My anesthesiologist had two strikes?
297
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:53,336
Okay, let's all calm down.
298
00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:57,035
Let's just not overdramatize
the situation.
299
00:19:57,109 --> 00:19:59,009
Why is he calming down?
300
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:02,571
Everybody dies.
301
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:09,110
Yeah, but usually at the end of their life,
and just the once and forever.
302
00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,849
Everybody's different.
303
00:20:10,923 --> 00:20:12,686
And you weren't even gonna tell me.
304
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,658
- No, we did tell you. We told you...
- No, you didn't.
305
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,627
We told you that night.
We gave you the full report.
306
00:20:16,696 --> 00:20:19,995
- No, I don't remember that.
- Yes. Yeah, we...
307
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:24,400
It says here that you gurgled to me
308
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:28,372
before you rolled your eyes back
in your head, a little bit.
309
00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:36,542
Have you any idea
how much I'm gonna sue you for?
310
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,948
- Nothing, I'm afraid.
- He's perked up. Go on.
311
00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:41,145
You signed a general release
and a quitclaim form,
312
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,347
relieving your surgeon,
your anesthesiologist,
313
00:20:43,422 --> 00:20:46,118
Saint Victor's Hospital and Cooperative
Institutional Health Partners
314
00:20:46,192 --> 00:20:47,489
from any liability related
315
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,585
to your anesthetic-induced cessation
of heart function.
316
00:20:49,695 --> 00:20:51,287
I definitely did not.
317
00:20:51,364 --> 00:20:54,424
- Is this your signature at the bottom?
- When did I sign that?
318
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,934
Right after you passed
the post-operative responsiveness test,
319
00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:58,903
legally mandated
by the state of New York.
320
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,132
Obviously I didn't know
what I was doing!
321
00:21:01,207 --> 00:21:02,834
You knew enough to sign your name.
322
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,809
I dotted the "i" with a little love heart!
323
00:21:05,878 --> 00:21:08,312
You were happy to be alive, right?
324
00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:12,943
Now, about these hallucinations.
What are you seeing?
325
00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:14,213
People.
326
00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:33,461
Hey, got a sec?
327
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:40,111
Never get used to that.
You're the guy, huh?
328
00:21:40,179 --> 00:21:43,307
No. I'm not the guy.
It's another guy. Go away.
329
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:45,373
Real quick, got to hit you up for a favor.
330
00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:48,215
No, no, no, no.
No, he's still there. Unbelievable.
331
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:51,188
- Thank you!
- Good, excellent. Thank you!
332
00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:52,849
Hey. Wait a minute. Wait, what?
333
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:55,257
- Drive!
- No, no, no.
334
00:21:55,328 --> 00:21:57,159
- Where to, buddy?
- Don't do that!
335
00:21:57,229 --> 00:21:59,527
You're a busy little guy.
Let me get right to the point.
336
00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:01,498
That woman whose cab
you just snaked, that's my wife.
337
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,364
- That's perfect.
- My widow.
338
00:22:03,436 --> 00:22:07,270
She's got a very serious problem.
I need your help to fix it.
339
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,774
- Where do you want to go, pal?
- Tell him 54th and Madison.
340
00:22:09,842 --> 00:22:11,707
I don't want to go to 54th and Madison!
341
00:22:11,777 --> 00:22:13,176
Okay, that narrows it down.
342
00:22:13,346 --> 00:22:15,177
I don't want a Sapphire martini
up with olives.
343
00:22:15,247 --> 00:22:17,442
Okay, that narrows it down.
344
00:22:17,516 --> 00:22:19,143
Yeah, you're making kind of a fool
out of yourself.
345
00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,243
You can't talk to me
when somebody's standing there.
346
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,982
- Campari and soda.
- Campari soda.
347
00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:26,048
No.
348
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,461
- Pimm's Cup.
- Pimm's Cup.
349
00:22:30,529 --> 00:22:33,225
Pimm's Cup? Pimm's?
350
00:22:33,299 --> 00:22:34,823
- Just get a real drink.
- Shut the fuck up!
351
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,561
Okay! Sorry.
352
00:22:36,635 --> 00:22:40,571
Can I have the first thing I said?
353
00:22:40,639 --> 00:22:42,971
Sapphire martini up with olives.
354
00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:49,607
- Shut up.
- Wow. You need to adjust, right?
355
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:51,115
No, it's okay, it's okay.
356
00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,651
It's okay.
You need a little time to adjust. I get it.
357
00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:55,152
I haven't done jack in 14 months.
358
00:22:55,221 --> 00:22:58,816
- I've been here, believe me, I can wait...
- I died today!
359
00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:02,954
What do you mean?
360
00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:06,257
- I was dead. For seven minutes.
- Yeah?
361
00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:08,999
And then when they brought me back,
I can...
362
00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:11,935
Yeah, well, look, that's the thing.
New York is lousy with ghosts.
363
00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:13,767
I mean, they're everywhere,
364
00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,467
and they're a noisy,
pushy, demanding bunch,
365
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:19,204
same as when they were alive,
and frustrated, too.
366
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:20,677
The dead have
a lot of unfinished business,
367
00:23:20,746 --> 00:23:22,611
which is why we're still here.
368
00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:24,876
And normally, we can't talk to the living
369
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:27,316
and, suddenly, you come along,
and you can imagine.
370
00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:29,286
A lot of excitement.
371
00:23:29,355 --> 00:23:31,516
Why are you dressed like that?
Were you a ma��tre d'?
372
00:23:31,624 --> 00:23:33,387
- I'm gonna ignore that, okay?
- You shouldn't.
373
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,791
You wear what you died in.
At least I look nice.
374
00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:38,193
- Sapphire martini up with olives.
- Thank you.
375
00:23:38,264 --> 00:23:39,595
- Drink your drink.
- I'm gonna drink my drink.
376
00:23:39,665 --> 00:23:41,656
- All right.
- Just shut up.
377
00:23:42,401 --> 00:23:44,335
Aesthetically pleasing.
378
00:23:45,037 --> 00:23:47,130
Am I still dead? I'm still dead, aren't I?
379
00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:49,299
This is heaven.
Can't be heaven, you wouldn't be here.
380
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:52,344
I'm lying on the operating table,
they're gonna bring me around, and...
381
00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:54,276
It's all gonna be a dream.
382
00:23:54,346 --> 00:23:58,248
Yeah. Don't overthink it.
You were gone, now you're back.
383
00:23:58,317 --> 00:24:01,411
Have a drink. Have another one.
God knows I would if I could.
384
00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:04,684
- You can take your BlackBerry with you?
- I guess.
385
00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:05,985
What, have you got a signal?
386
00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:08,083
- Not yet, but I keep trying.
- Not yet.
387
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,186
Thank goodness
I downloaded Tetris before I went.
388
00:24:11,263 --> 00:24:13,322
Damn it! How'd you die?
389
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,561
Something went wrong
with the anesthetic.
390
00:24:15,634 --> 00:24:17,727
I went in for a colonoscopy
and it went all...
391
00:24:17,803 --> 00:24:18,827
Yeah, I never got one of those.
392
00:24:18,904 --> 00:24:19,928
I don't think
you have to worry about it now.
393
00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:22,303
- What kind of anesthetic did they use?
- They didn't want to use any.
394
00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:23,374
- What?
- Yeah.
395
00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:24,807
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
396
00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,710
- Expected me...
- What about your ass feelings?
397
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:31,773
Don't actually say "ass feelings."
I knew what you meant with that.
398
00:24:31,851 --> 00:24:34,684
- Lf we're gonna be hanging out, I just...
- We're not gonna be hanging out!
399
00:24:34,753 --> 00:24:36,550
May I ask you a question, young man?
400
00:24:36,622 --> 00:24:39,750
It's about my daughter.
She lives in Far Rockaway.
401
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:42,726
- She won't speak to her sister...
- Back off, Marjorie!
402
00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:45,025
All right? I'm talking to him.
Whatever you do, don't talk to them.
403
00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:47,827
I certainly see no harm
in making a request of the young man.
404
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,629
How about the fact
that I found him first?
405
00:24:49,702 --> 00:24:53,763
Look what you did. You upset him.
No, no, you, you, you, you, you.
406
00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:09,380
Yeah, very good. I know you're there.
407
00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:12,151
Let's start over, huh? Come on.
408
00:25:12,224 --> 00:25:14,055
You had a rough day.
You're tense, you're keyed up.
409
00:25:14,126 --> 00:25:16,617
You do yoga? You do yoga?
410
00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:18,595
My girlfriend's got a studio.
I'll show you where it is.
411
00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:20,859
Girlfriend?
I thought you said you were married.
412
00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:22,366
Did I say I was a perfect person?
413
00:25:22,434 --> 00:25:25,028
- Come on, let's hail a cab. She's hot.
- You don't exist, okay?
414
00:25:25,104 --> 00:25:27,937
You're the bizarre aftereffects
of some poorly-administered anesthetic.
415
00:25:28,007 --> 00:25:30,305
I'm gonna go home to bed,
and when I wake up in the morning,
416
00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:32,276
with any luck, you'll be gone.
417
00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,005
That would be truly rotten luck
for my wife
418
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,240
who just needs a little bit of your help.
419
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:39,148
- Lf you would come through for me...
- I'm not listening anymore.
420
00:25:39,218 --> 00:25:41,880
Hey, I don't want to play hardball
with you, but I will if I have to.
421
00:25:41,954 --> 00:25:43,444
- It's Pink-Ass, right?
- Pincus.
422
00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:46,150
Pincus? Pincus?
This is a matter of life or death.
423
00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:47,715
- It's my wife, okay? She lives right...
- Widow.
424
00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,693
She lives right here in this building,
all right?
425
00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:50,990
She's getting married
in a couple of months
426
00:25:51,063 --> 00:25:53,327
to a real scumbag lawyer,
a bad, bad guy.
427
00:25:53,399 --> 00:25:54,423
Somebody's got to stop this.
428
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,832
What do you care?
You were having an affair.
429
00:25:56,902 --> 00:25:59,996
Never been married, right? Okay.
You need time.
430
00:26:00,072 --> 00:26:02,540
- It's all right, I can take a hint.
- It's not a hint.
431
00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:05,543
- Good evening, Dr. Pincus.
- Just go to hell.
432
00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:55,021
- What?
- Is this a bad time?
433
00:26:55,094 --> 00:26:56,857
My letter went under the carpet.
434
00:26:56,929 --> 00:26:59,397
He lost something important,
and I know where it is.
435
00:26:59,465 --> 00:27:02,025
She won't wear a helmet
because of me, but that's nuts!
436
00:27:06,338 --> 00:27:07,362
Gee, I'm sorry, Doctor,
437
00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:10,738
did I accidentally give everybody
your home address?
438
00:27:16,782 --> 00:27:19,307
If you don't help her, she won't...
439
00:27:20,085 --> 00:27:23,782
I got to tell you, nobody was
more excited than Naked Guy. He's...
440
00:27:32,564 --> 00:27:34,122
Leave me alone.
441
00:27:35,134 --> 00:27:37,432
- Dr. Pincus?
- Back off!
442
00:27:37,503 --> 00:27:40,233
- Sorry?
- Oh, sorry. Never mind.
443
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,275
- Bless you.
- Oh, God. Thank you.
444
00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:49,777
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
445
00:27:49,848 --> 00:27:51,839
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
446
00:27:52,584 --> 00:27:53,778
- Bless you.
- Stop it.
447
00:27:53,852 --> 00:27:56,844
If I sneeze again, I'll assume...
Thank you. Just...
448
00:27:56,922 --> 00:28:00,289
I'm not very well. It's not you.
It's a bit you.
449
00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:05,024
Mainly... You can't... But you're adding.
450
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:11,335
Don't you see, Pincus,
there's a reason I'm here and this is it.
451
00:28:11,403 --> 00:28:15,703
I mean, this slimeball, he's using Gwen,
trying to get his hands on her money.
452
00:28:15,774 --> 00:28:17,298
I left her a good chunk of change,
you know.
453
00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:20,072
- My head. It's throbbing.
- I'm like her guardian angel.
454
00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:21,635
You can be
the guardian angel's assistant.
455
00:28:21,714 --> 00:28:22,714
- Pass.
- What?
456
00:28:22,781 --> 00:28:23,907
You don't want to help me
earn my wings?
457
00:28:23,982 --> 00:28:25,210
I don't care.
458
00:28:25,284 --> 00:28:28,583
- You don't want to at least help Gwen?
- She's beyond help, okay?
459
00:28:28,654 --> 00:28:30,019
She chose you, didn't she?
460
00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:32,649
And now she's got a new slimeball,
and if that doesn't work out,
461
00:28:32,725 --> 00:28:34,625
I'm sure another Mr. Wrong
will come along,
462
00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,921
'cause that seems to be her thing.
463
00:28:35,994 --> 00:28:38,292
Now, leave me alone.
464
00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:40,524
I've got a crown at 8:00 a.m.
465
00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:45,664
I see! I understand, I get it.
466
00:28:45,738 --> 00:28:49,037
- What? What do you get?
- You. Just this whole self-loathing thing.
467
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,076
- No, it's you I loathe.
- Oh, please.
468
00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:52,804
Frankie spent some time on the couch.
469
00:28:52,878 --> 00:28:54,470
You know, dentists have
one of the highest suicide rates
470
00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:55,604
of any other profession.
471
00:28:55,681 --> 00:28:57,080
But this might really give you a chance
472
00:28:57,149 --> 00:28:59,174
- to connect with another human being...
- Shut up. Shut up!
473
00:28:59,251 --> 00:29:02,311
Okay? Don't you understand?
I don't give a shit! I like what I do.
474
00:29:02,387 --> 00:29:04,082
Do you know why? It suits me.
475
00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:06,215
Because 90%% % of the people
I come into contact with
476
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,225
have cotton wool
shoved in their mouths.
477
00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:10,318
I'm not interested
in their political opinions.
478
00:29:10,395 --> 00:29:12,260
I don't care
what they thought of Spamalot.
479
00:29:12,331 --> 00:29:16,028
I don't care about their lives.
I just like the quiet!
480
00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:18,832
You are a sad little man.
481
00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:21,304
- And you're a lying, bigamist corpse.
- No, no, I'm not a bigamist.
482
00:29:21,373 --> 00:29:22,738
I'm an adulterer.
It's a whole different thing.
483
00:29:22,808 --> 00:29:26,107
Sorry, my mistake.
You were a real catch.
484
00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:29,636
Come on. You don't think
I'm gonna find you in a hotel?
485
00:29:33,352 --> 00:29:34,944
This is crazy, all right?
486
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:38,012
You want your quiet life back?
I'll make you a deal. Okay?
487
00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:40,820
I'll talk to them for you,
get them to leave you alone.
488
00:29:40,893 --> 00:29:43,487
I'm good at talking people into things.
It's what I do.
489
00:29:43,562 --> 00:29:44,620
Did.
490
00:29:46,465 --> 00:29:47,727
Look, you do this one thing for me,
491
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,701
you'll never see any of us
ever again, okay?
492
00:29:52,905 --> 00:29:54,429
Problem solved.
493
00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:58,310
Yeah, okay.
494
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,708
The mummy's been examined
by virologists,
495
00:30:04,783 --> 00:30:07,047
oncologists, forensic pathologists,
496
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,383
searching for signs of foul play,
497
00:30:09,454 --> 00:30:14,050
but Pepi the Third's cause of death
at the relatively young age of 23
498
00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:15,753
still remains a mystery.
499
00:30:15,828 --> 00:30:17,591
It can't be that hard
to break up a relationship.
500
00:30:17,663 --> 00:30:19,426
I used to screw
these things up all the time.
501
00:30:19,498 --> 00:30:22,592
Maybe we ought to just hire a broad to
seduce him and videotape it, you know?
502
00:30:22,668 --> 00:30:23,828
That woman lives in my building?
503
00:30:23,902 --> 00:30:26,871
Or we send her an anonymous letter
from his other family.
504
00:30:26,939 --> 00:30:28,600
- I've never seen her before.
- One of those things?
505
00:30:28,674 --> 00:30:31,302
- You stole her cab, remember?
- I've never noticed her, then.
506
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:33,776
Never noticed her?
Open your eyes, man.
507
00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:35,871
What are you, a brain in a jar?
508
00:30:35,948 --> 00:30:37,916
Okay.
I want to hear what she's got to say.
509
00:30:37,983 --> 00:30:39,143
- Really?
- Yes.
510
00:30:39,218 --> 00:30:44,019
And the grand manner in which
Mummy 1999.1.4 was preserved
511
00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:48,321
also suggests that he was embalmed
by royal mummifiers,
512
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:51,829
as opposed to
curbside-marketplace perverts...
513
00:30:51,897 --> 00:30:53,296
Preservists.
514
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,326
That's awkward.
515
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,892
I suppose
the simplest way to break it up
516
00:30:58,971 --> 00:31:01,838
would be to plant a seed of doubt
in her mind.
517
00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:04,967
- Give her another option.
- I don't get it.
518
00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:07,705
- Present her with an alternative.
- Yeah, yeah, I thought of that.
519
00:31:07,779 --> 00:31:09,508
You mean hire
a good-looking male model...
520
00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:12,243
Don't hire anyone. Don't...
No, don't need...
521
00:31:12,317 --> 00:31:14,683
- Don't need a male model or a fireman.
- Somebody handsome, right?
522
00:31:14,753 --> 00:31:17,551
Not too handsome. Not chiseled,
just approachable. Sort of...
523
00:31:17,623 --> 00:31:19,955
'Cause I was thinking, like,
rugged and somebody tough.
524
00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:23,085
...round-faced, if anything and sensitive.
525
00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:24,822
Well, he's gonna have to have
a lot of cash, though.
526
00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:26,387
If he's sensible with his money,
527
00:31:26,465 --> 00:31:28,296
he's probably invested well,
and that would be attractive.
528
00:31:28,367 --> 00:31:30,028
- Really?
- Yeah.
529
00:31:30,102 --> 00:31:31,729
- She might like that.
- Yeah.
530
00:31:31,803 --> 00:31:33,566
But he's gonna have to be tall.
Tall is important.
531
00:31:33,639 --> 00:31:35,732
No, no, no, no, no, he's not.
No, no. Average.
532
00:31:35,807 --> 00:31:38,503
- Really?
- Yeah. Bordering on the short.
533
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,369
Oh, my word, you mean you.
534
00:31:46,652 --> 00:31:47,983
- I'm... Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Forget it.
535
00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:52,251
Don't walk away mad!
Come here! Pink-Ass!
536
00:31:52,357 --> 00:31:59,286
I would like to elaborate further on
Mummy 1999.1.4's burial site. Here...
537
00:31:59,531 --> 00:32:01,089
- I'm sorry.
- Forget it.
538
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:05,068
That's okay. I mean, a lot of great ideas
sound completely ridiculous at first.
539
00:32:05,137 --> 00:32:06,331
Sorry I even brought it up.
540
00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:09,568
I'm still thinking about it.
You know, it might work.
541
00:32:09,641 --> 00:32:11,438
I mean, all you're gonna have to do
is be charming enough
542
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:15,071
to give her a few second thoughts,
you know?
543
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,738
Be a challenge.
544
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:20,545
Almost impossible.
545
00:32:20,652 --> 00:32:23,120
But I'd be there, you know?
Pulling the strings.
546
00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:27,784
Guy in the bushes calling the plays.
You know, I think I can do it.
547
00:32:28,961 --> 00:32:34,092
- Really. I can do this. I can do it.
- Forget it.
548
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,963
No, no, no, you're not...
You're not married, are you?
549
00:32:36,034 --> 00:32:38,969
- Good God, no.
- No? You got a girlfriend?
550
00:32:39,037 --> 00:32:43,599
No, just between us, currently.
551
00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:49,579
- So you use hookers.
- No, I don't use hookers.
552
00:32:49,648 --> 00:32:52,583
We've also conducted
extensive CT scans
553
00:32:52,651 --> 00:32:55,984
to search for orthopedic trauma,
which may have led to infection,
554
00:32:56,054 --> 00:32:59,182
as you may remember was the case
with Tutankhamen
555
00:32:59,257 --> 00:33:02,090
as shown here on slide 43.
556
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,388
Nope, nope, you know what?
557
00:33:03,462 --> 00:33:05,020
It's possible
that she could actually go for you.
558
00:33:05,097 --> 00:33:09,591
I mean, she likes athletic guys.
I mean, you work out or...
559
00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:10,965
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
560
00:33:11,036 --> 00:33:14,164
- Twice a week. Free weights.
- Okay. All right.
561
00:33:14,272 --> 00:33:16,866
- You got a nice, thick head of hair.
- Protein shampoo.
562
00:33:16,942 --> 00:33:18,239
- She's gonna like that.
- Yeah.
563
00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:20,039
- Look after your scalp.
- Right.
564
00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:22,239
All we got to do is find a way
to get you two together, you know?
565
00:33:22,314 --> 00:33:27,251
At her apartment, you show up as
the cable guy or innocent pizza boy or...
566
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:29,913
- You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
- No.
567
00:33:29,988 --> 00:33:34,391
I was inclined to regard this injury
as the result of attempts by plunderers
568
00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:37,155
to hastily remove
the wrappings from the mummy.
569
00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:38,253
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
570
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:39,797
I'm gonna go over there
when she's finished,
571
00:33:39,865 --> 00:33:42,527
and strike up a conversation with her.
572
00:33:43,702 --> 00:33:45,431
- Yeah.
- I know.
573
00:33:47,072 --> 00:33:49,472
- What?
- I don't know.
574
00:33:49,574 --> 00:33:52,202
I'm just thinking,
in the smock, better not.
575
00:33:52,277 --> 00:33:53,608
- Yes. I came straight from work.
- Okay.
576
00:33:53,678 --> 00:33:56,670
- I'm a dentist. This is what we wear.
- Yeah. Yeah.
577
00:33:56,748 --> 00:34:00,240
- This is how we do it, baby.
- Okay.
578
00:34:01,253 --> 00:34:05,019
And remember that the show officially
opens on Friday, the 12th.
579
00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:07,888
Thank you,
thank you very much for coming.
580
00:34:14,499 --> 00:34:17,696
You know, it's an interesting story.
My daughter went to Egypt.
581
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:20,067
- Oh, really? Did she?
- Oh, yeah.
582
00:34:22,374 --> 00:34:23,966
Good, all right.
583
00:34:27,345 --> 00:34:29,370
I owe you an apology.
584
00:34:31,716 --> 00:34:35,675
Do you mean for stealing my cab
or for not holding the elevator?
585
00:34:36,354 --> 00:34:37,912
- Don't remember the second one.
- Oh, no, no. I know.
586
00:34:37,989 --> 00:34:39,581
Maybe it was for that time that
587
00:34:39,658 --> 00:34:42,650
you told the super that
somebody down on nine was cooking
588
00:34:42,727 --> 00:34:46,060
stenchy ethnic food
that stings the eyes?
589
00:34:46,131 --> 00:34:48,429
- Was that you?
- It was tacos.
590
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:52,436
They told me that any complaints
would be kept anonymous.
591
00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:56,530
Or, you know, maybe it was for
the eight or ten times that I said,
592
00:34:56,608 --> 00:35:00,305
"Hello," or "Good morning" or whatever,
and you never even looked at me.
593
00:35:00,745 --> 00:35:02,679
I'm a very private person.
594
00:35:02,747 --> 00:35:05,739
What you are is a little bit of a jerk.
595
00:35:07,052 --> 00:35:09,680
- Bertram Pincus, D.D.S.
- So I've read.
596
00:35:12,924 --> 00:35:16,951
- I enjoyed your lecture very much.
- Thank you.
597
00:35:17,963 --> 00:35:22,400
- Don't take the walk-outs personally.
- I hadn't noticed.
598
00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:26,062
But, you know,
thank you for that encouragement.
599
00:35:26,138 --> 00:35:29,073
Quite a few, quite a few.
What do they know?
600
00:35:32,444 --> 00:35:34,571
- Atrocious dental hygiene.
- I'm sorry?
601
00:35:34,646 --> 00:35:37,615
Your mummy. 1999.1.4.
602
00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:39,377
He was no flosser.
603
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,110
Dental humor.
604
00:35:45,223 --> 00:35:47,214
Is there something else?
605
00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:56,232
Shoes. Your shoes are comfortable.
606
00:35:57,302 --> 00:35:58,394
Bye.
607
00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:04,374
I knew you were gonna come off scary.
608
00:36:04,442 --> 00:36:06,603
I wasn't scary.
I caught her at a bad time.
609
00:36:06,678 --> 00:36:09,272
- Right, and it scared her.
- I'm not scary!
610
00:36:09,347 --> 00:36:10,939
Don't make eye contact.
611
00:36:11,016 --> 00:36:13,280
Let me... No, no, no.
Let me preface this.
612
00:36:13,351 --> 00:36:15,216
- What the hell is your problem?
- I don't have a problem.
613
00:36:15,287 --> 00:36:16,845
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- No, no.
614
00:36:16,922 --> 00:36:19,049
You got a big problem.
Big problem with women.
615
00:36:19,124 --> 00:36:20,853
No, I take it back.
You got a problem with people.
616
00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:24,157
- Yeah, they suck.
- Would you quit banging that drum?
617
00:36:24,229 --> 00:36:27,323
What's the drama? Some big, bad lady
went and broke your heart?
618
00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:28,626
Well, get over it. It's in the past.
619
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,997
You know nothing about my past,
do you?
620
00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:32,434
I know you got to forget about this
and let it go.
621
00:36:32,504 --> 00:36:33,869
It's not helping you out there.
622
00:36:33,939 --> 00:36:35,406
Listen, the thing with women
is that they...
623
00:36:35,473 --> 00:36:38,101
I do fine with women.
Thanks very much.
624
00:36:39,177 --> 00:36:41,611
You know, for the sake of time,
I'm gonna agree with that insane point,
625
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,910
and say, "Yeah, you do great
with women. You do great."
626
00:36:43,982 --> 00:36:47,179
But you stink with this one.
So we got work to do.
627
00:36:49,421 --> 00:36:51,150
And she likes a man who's a man.
628
00:36:51,223 --> 00:36:54,420
She likes you to order for her
in a restaurant. And don't get bossy!
629
00:36:54,492 --> 00:36:55,982
Don't ever tell her
to take it easy, Pincus.
630
00:36:56,061 --> 00:36:58,757
- This will make her absolutely nuts.
- Yeah.
631
00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:01,162
I do know how to talk to people.
632
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:05,434
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you got a gift, don't you? Yeah.
633
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:07,260
Once you're with her,
you got to show her you care.
634
00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:09,705
You got to be jealous,
got to be suspicious.
635
00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:11,799
Why on earth would I do that?
636
00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:13,309
'Cause it shows you're interested.
637
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:17,109
This is the worst advice
I've ever had in my life.
638
00:37:17,182 --> 00:37:19,810
But she's jealous, too,
and she's no dummy.
639
00:37:19,884 --> 00:37:24,116
She thinks you're lying, she'll raise
one eyebrow and cock her head.
640
00:37:24,189 --> 00:37:27,647
I call it her pirate look.
Rattles the hell out of you.
641
00:37:30,629 --> 00:37:32,859
- Hi.
- I'm gonna get the next one.
642
00:37:32,931 --> 00:37:35,195
Don't be silly. Get in here.
643
00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:37,064
I don't want to... Okay.
644
00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:39,396
Pincus.
645
00:37:41,072 --> 00:37:45,065
Okay, just don't say anything.
No, no, no, no, no, you're not ready.
646
00:37:45,143 --> 00:37:48,135
You're not ready.
Just ride in silence, okay?
647
00:37:48,213 --> 00:37:52,582
Don't do this. And get that face off.
You're not... Don't do it!
648
00:37:53,518 --> 00:37:57,181
I've been thinking
about your decaying jawbone.
649
00:37:57,255 --> 00:37:58,449
Pitting is what I'm talking.
650
00:37:58,523 --> 00:37:59,854
Saw it on the slideshow,
651
00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:04,224
which would indicate to me,
a trained dentist, some bone loss,
652
00:38:04,296 --> 00:38:07,663
and on the upper left
mandibular gum line.
653
00:38:07,732 --> 00:38:08,926
The mummy.
654
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,128
Open invitation to a little vitis
called "Gingi."
655
00:38:12,203 --> 00:38:13,602
Gingivitis?
656
00:38:14,472 --> 00:38:18,101
More dental humor.
This time bone-based, but essentially...
657
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:22,941
Check out the mandibular bone loss,
if I...
658
00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:26,177
But wouldn't that just be
ordinary wear and tear?
659
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,711
Not if it's only on one side, you idiot.
660
00:38:30,789 --> 00:38:32,381
I don't think so.
661
00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:35,119
How do the ladies resist
that rap of yours?
662
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:45,563
All right, all right. Not a total disaster.
663
00:38:45,637 --> 00:38:47,901
Next time, you just got to listen
to what it is that I'm saying.
664
00:38:47,972 --> 00:38:49,769
Excuse me?
665
00:38:49,841 --> 00:38:54,437
Do you think maybe you could come by
someday and maybe examine him?
666
00:38:54,512 --> 00:38:56,673
Let's have a look, shall we?
667
00:39:01,953 --> 00:39:03,477
- Okay.
- Okay.
668
00:39:03,555 --> 00:39:06,547
No, today's out, tomorrow is out. That.
669
00:39:06,624 --> 00:39:10,788
Cannot move that. Cannot move that.
That is set in stone.
670
00:39:10,862 --> 00:39:14,059
And that little puppy
is hunkered in good.
671
00:39:14,132 --> 00:39:16,123
Hunkerty, dunkerty, dock.
672
00:39:16,968 --> 00:39:22,929
I don't want to move that,
but I can't do that, either.
673
00:39:23,007 --> 00:39:24,440
Busy bee.
674
00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:27,137
- It's okay.
- It seems to me, I think, commitments
675
00:39:27,212 --> 00:39:28,873
abound.
676
00:39:29,647 --> 00:39:35,586
Pack 'em in, move 'em out, Rawhide.
No way is that gonna...
677
00:39:37,856 --> 00:39:41,724
- For the love of God!
- 4:00 Thursday seems totally free, so...
678
00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:46,554
- Great. Okay.
- Good. See you then.
679
00:40:01,346 --> 00:40:04,509
Way to go, Frank. Oh, God.
680
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:09,844
Oh, thank God you're back.
681
00:40:09,921 --> 00:40:12,151
You left the newspaper
on a cell phone ad, you sadist!
682
00:40:12,223 --> 00:40:14,191
- I'm sorry.
- No, forget it.
683
00:40:14,259 --> 00:40:16,386
I'm not in the mood anymore.
684
00:40:17,962 --> 00:40:20,260
Where have you been?
685
00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:23,858
I sit around here all day long,
and you're out God knows where.
686
00:40:23,935 --> 00:40:26,062
You meet interesting people.
You have a career.
687
00:40:26,137 --> 00:40:28,037
Hey, is that a new shirt?
688
00:40:28,106 --> 00:40:30,768
Hey, it is a new shirt,
and it's got sleeves.
689
00:40:30,842 --> 00:40:34,938
Well, well, well. Pinky's got himself
a brand new shirt for the big...
690
00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:05,368
Hi. Hi.
691
00:41:07,345 --> 00:41:08,778
Yeah, it's my yacht, yeah.
692
00:41:16,521 --> 00:41:18,648
Quite the little heartbreaker, huh?
693
00:41:18,723 --> 00:41:22,124
You should have seen the state
he was in when we found him.
694
00:41:22,193 --> 00:41:25,993
Blackened skin, multiple fractures
from extensive marauding,
695
00:41:26,064 --> 00:41:27,463
fully retreated lips.
696
00:41:27,532 --> 00:41:30,899
Five thousand years of acid reflux
will do that to you.
697
00:41:32,937 --> 00:41:37,374
Deep down, you know, the preservation
was exquisite New Kingdom work,
698
00:41:37,442 --> 00:41:40,138
and it's what's underneath that counts.
699
00:41:40,945 --> 00:41:44,244
First, they suctioned his brain out
through his nose.
700
00:41:44,315 --> 00:41:46,749
And then they make a slit
in the side of the abdomen,
701
00:41:46,818 --> 00:41:50,515
so that they can remove
the stomach, liver, intestines...
702
00:41:50,588 --> 00:41:51,680
Beautiful.
703
00:41:51,756 --> 00:41:54,190
...so that they could be separately
preserved in Canopic jars.
704
00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:58,286
But what's really exciting about Pepi is
how they handled his organ.
705
00:41:58,396 --> 00:42:00,489
- His organ?
- Yeah, his dick.
706
00:42:01,165 --> 00:42:03,793
I got it right here. You wanna see it?
707
00:42:05,470 --> 00:42:06,698
Please.
708
00:42:07,705 --> 00:42:11,539
There's nothing unusual
about the phallus itself.
709
00:42:11,609 --> 00:42:13,270
- Sure.
- It's the way it was stored.
710
00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:15,904
You know, normally, the penis
and the heart are kept together
711
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,971
and mummified along with the body,
712
00:42:18,049 --> 00:42:19,175
but in Pepi's case,
713
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:24,552
they removed it and preserved it
in this separate gold-encrusted jar.
714
00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:29,222
God. I can see why he was king.
715
00:42:29,294 --> 00:42:30,386
- You okay?
- Yeah.
716
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:33,055
I've got to get used to looking down
at a shriveled, old penis, eventually.
717
00:42:33,131 --> 00:42:36,396
Oh, geez. I see he died happy.
718
00:42:38,036 --> 00:42:39,970
That's it. That's enough.
719
00:42:40,038 --> 00:42:41,300
He must have had huge hands.
720
00:42:41,372 --> 00:42:43,340
- No, no.
- Yeah.
721
00:42:43,408 --> 00:42:45,672
Is this here the pitting
that you were referring to?
722
00:42:45,743 --> 00:42:50,043
Yeah.
Here, here, and look, really bad there.
723
00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:52,674
We just assumed
that was post-mortal decay.
724
00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:54,775
Don't be naive.
725
00:42:54,852 --> 00:42:57,286
That is the work
of an untreated abscess.
726
00:42:57,355 --> 00:43:00,756
That was a absolute magic carpet
of bacterial infection.
727
00:43:00,825 --> 00:43:01,985
And that could have killed him?
728
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:04,722
Yeah, if it was severe, that would
have led to something more systemic,
729
00:43:04,796 --> 00:43:07,094
and as soon as the infection
hit the spinal column,
730
00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:10,259
he'd have pennies on his eyes
in no time at all.
731
00:43:10,335 --> 00:43:12,860
Well, the mouth. A coin in the mouth.
732
00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:14,962
It was a Greek tradition, you know,
733
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:18,202
to pay the boatman to ferry you across
the River Styx, but...
734
00:43:18,276 --> 00:43:20,244
I mean,
this is an amazing breakthrough,
735
00:43:20,311 --> 00:43:22,506
and just in time
for our opening next Thursday.
736
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:24,741
- Hey, will you come?
- What?
737
00:43:24,816 --> 00:43:26,875
- Big opening with loads of people...
- Yeah.
738
00:43:26,951 --> 00:43:28,543
- No. That's...
- You don't like crowds?
739
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:33,023
It's not so much the crowd as
the individuals in the crowd I don't like.
740
00:43:33,558 --> 00:43:36,322
Well, if you change your mind,
you let me know.
741
00:43:37,495 --> 00:43:41,397
Just seems so obvious now.
Why didn't I call a dentist sooner?
742
00:43:41,466 --> 00:43:44,629
Everybody waits until it's too late.
743
00:43:44,702 --> 00:43:46,727
So you're a funny dentist.
744
00:43:48,706 --> 00:43:50,264
You wanna touch him?
745
00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:52,639
- This is my lucky day.
- Yeah.
746
00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:56,146
- No, no. Really, really touch him. Yeah.
- More, yeah.
747
00:43:56,247 --> 00:43:58,238
- No, like...
- Down there.
748
00:43:58,316 --> 00:44:01,547
- Isn't that amazing?
- Wow. Brilliant.
749
00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:06,890
Don't you just love that smell?
750
00:44:07,659 --> 00:44:10,526
It's not decay. It's the resin. It's pine.
751
00:44:10,595 --> 00:44:13,530
- They imported it from North Africa.
- Oh, good.
752
00:44:14,766 --> 00:44:18,361
After a couple of hours,
the smell that was initially so sweet,
753
00:44:18,436 --> 00:44:20,870
it triggers your vomit impulse.
754
00:44:20,938 --> 00:44:22,997
Like visiting your grandmother.
755
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,941
Sugar-free treat?
756
00:44:32,316 --> 00:44:34,409
Sure. Okay.
757
00:44:36,521 --> 00:44:38,648
It's sweetened with Splenda.
758
00:44:44,062 --> 00:44:46,030
Surprisingly delightful.
759
00:44:47,198 --> 00:44:50,861
- Have you lived in the building long?
- Four years and one month.
760
00:44:50,935 --> 00:44:53,927
Originally born and raised in England,
obviously, and then...
761
00:44:54,005 --> 00:44:58,533
- Why'd you move?
- London. Just too much.
762
00:44:58,609 --> 00:45:03,137
Overcrowded, just no privacy.
Just too many people.
763
00:45:03,214 --> 00:45:05,614
So you picked Manhattan?
764
00:45:05,683 --> 00:45:09,847
The reasoning is a little bit convoluted.
It's difficult to explain.
765
00:45:10,822 --> 00:45:12,915
- What's her name?
- Sarah.
766
00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:13,990
- Wife?
- No.
767
00:45:14,058 --> 00:45:15,525
- Girlfriend?
- Yeah.
768
00:45:15,593 --> 00:45:17,117
Still together?
769
00:45:17,895 --> 00:45:20,796
Possibly.
I haven't spoken to her for years.
770
00:45:21,632 --> 00:45:24,123
No, she died, actually. Quite sad.
771
00:45:24,202 --> 00:45:28,002
She had a rare condition.
Have you heard of auto-cannibalism?
772
00:45:28,072 --> 00:45:30,063
She actually ate herself.
773
00:45:32,009 --> 00:45:34,204
I made that up. I was joking.
774
00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:37,947
- But that's not funny.
- Funnier than the truth.
775
00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:42,076
- Okay, and the truth about Sarah is...
- Very boring and ordinary.
776
00:45:43,955 --> 00:45:45,946
How long you been here?
777
00:45:47,391 --> 00:45:48,722
Can you just hold on one second?
778
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:51,887
This is so stupid,
but my keychain broke,
779
00:45:51,963 --> 00:45:54,454
and I can never find my keys.
780
00:45:54,532 --> 00:45:59,469
I moved back to the city about
a year ago, just after my husband died.
781
00:46:00,304 --> 00:46:03,034
You lost your husband?
I'm sorry to hear that.
782
00:46:03,107 --> 00:46:04,335
Thanks.
783
00:46:06,744 --> 00:46:10,874
I want to ask you something,
and you tell me if it's inappropriate.
784
00:46:11,516 --> 00:46:12,642
Okay.
785
00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:15,177
Okay.
786
00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:18,645
This tooth.
787
00:46:18,723 --> 00:46:22,557
It kills whenever I drink anything cold.
I mean, it's just...
788
00:46:22,627 --> 00:46:26,757
- Should I make an appointment?
- No, just warm the drinks up.
789
00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:30,164
Let's have a look.
Head back. Open wide.
790
00:46:30,234 --> 00:46:32,225
You want me to say, "Ah"?
791
00:46:35,306 --> 00:46:36,568
Hey, Dentist!
792
00:46:36,641 --> 00:46:37,938
I need you to clip a guy for me.
793
00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:40,136
- Can you tell what it is?
- It's bad molar contact.
794
00:46:40,211 --> 00:46:41,235
You see, Dentist, in life,
795
00:46:41,312 --> 00:46:43,610
I accepted payment for a job
which I wasn't able to complete.
796
00:46:43,681 --> 00:46:46,912
Bad molar contact?
I mean, is it really very serious?
797
00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:48,542
- You should come and see me.
- Should I?
798
00:46:48,619 --> 00:46:49,643
- You have to finish it for me.
- Yeah.
799
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,587
There's a .38 snub-nose taped
under the seat of my mother's Cadillac.
800
00:46:52,657 --> 00:46:55,592
You just give him two in the head.
Leave the gun on the floor.
801
00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:57,423
- Maybe I will.
- Okay.
802
00:46:58,863 --> 00:47:02,128
- What the...
- Is now a good time?
803
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,299
Is everything okay?
804
00:47:04,368 --> 00:47:06,632
- Yeah, it's just the...
- 'Cause you look a little... Oh, geez.
805
00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:08,934
Oh, no, don't... Careful.
806
00:47:09,006 --> 00:47:10,439
Look, right in the ear nearly.
807
00:47:10,508 --> 00:47:13,136
It's just... I saw you talking to Irish Eddie
and I figured, you know...
808
00:47:13,211 --> 00:47:16,112
Hi, there. Hey!
809
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:18,671
Good. Another one.
810
00:47:18,749 --> 00:47:22,207
- Hey, honey.
- Oh, hey! I didn't see you.
811
00:47:22,286 --> 00:47:23,947
- Hi.
- Oh, alive.
812
00:47:24,488 --> 00:47:27,651
Why did this fellow have his hands
in your mouth?
813
00:47:29,126 --> 00:47:31,822
Sorry, Dr. Pincus, this is Richard,
my fianc�.
814
00:47:32,663 --> 00:47:33,891
Richard, this is Dr. Pincus,
815
00:47:33,965 --> 00:47:35,762
that dentist that I told you about
in the building.
816
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:39,166
I think he's got a really terrific idea
about what might have killed Pepi.
817
00:47:39,237 --> 00:47:40,795
Really? That's fantastic.
818
00:47:40,872 --> 00:47:43,272
You know, I've been needing
to find a dentist, myself.
819
00:47:43,341 --> 00:47:46,970
Why don't you join us for dinner
tomorrow night, Doctor? At Gwen's.
820
00:47:47,044 --> 00:47:48,705
I'm making curry.
821
00:47:49,113 --> 00:47:51,513
- She's really cute.
- Don't...
822
00:47:52,216 --> 00:47:54,184
- Doctor?
- Yes, love to.
823
00:47:54,952 --> 00:47:57,819
- Great.
- I'm in 9F, right below you.
824
00:47:58,789 --> 00:48:00,154
Thank you.
825
00:48:02,693 --> 00:48:05,753
- I hope it was edible.
- Best curry I've ever tasted.
826
00:48:05,830 --> 00:48:08,628
- Stop complimenting him!
- You're too kind.
827
00:48:10,368 --> 00:48:14,327
- Where did you learn to cook?
- Idiot Boy, you're making him look good.
828
00:48:14,405 --> 00:48:18,341
I had a friend
who was generous with her time.
829
00:48:18,409 --> 00:48:20,172
Richard's being modest.
830
00:48:20,244 --> 00:48:23,736
He worked for three years
with homeless prostitutes in Bengal.
831
00:48:23,848 --> 00:48:26,442
You still in the sex trade or...
832
00:48:28,219 --> 00:48:30,312
That's inappropriate.
833
00:48:34,225 --> 00:48:35,487
You know, Doctor,
834
00:48:35,559 --> 00:48:39,290
I confess an ulterior motive
in asking you here tonight.
835
00:48:40,398 --> 00:48:41,490
As a dentist,
836
00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:44,056
you could do an awful lot of good
in the developing world.
837
00:48:44,135 --> 00:48:46,103
They're in desperate need
of modern dental care.
838
00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:48,035
"Modern dental care."
You believe this guy?
839
00:48:48,105 --> 00:48:51,370
Now, the political will is there,
the money's there.
840
00:48:51,442 --> 00:48:53,433
What an act. So pompous!
841
00:48:54,178 --> 00:48:56,908
- Sorry. What is that?
- My new puppy.
842
00:48:56,981 --> 00:48:59,006
NGOs are being supported.
Record levels.
843
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:01,381
- I need you to punch him.
- But what we really need...
844
00:49:01,452 --> 00:49:03,079
- Come on!
...are boots on the ground.
845
00:49:03,154 --> 00:49:04,815
Kick his self-righteous teeth in!
846
00:49:04,889 --> 00:49:07,221
How can teeth be self-righteous?
847
00:49:10,661 --> 00:49:16,327
Is a strange thing for a dentist
to burst out with over curry,
848
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,200
but, you know, it needs to be...
I mean, I know the answer.
849
00:49:20,271 --> 00:49:22,171
Well, I'll tell you, they can't.
850
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,675
What is essentially dentin and enamel
851
00:49:25,743 --> 00:49:29,975
outcrops from various mandibles
are inanimate,
852
00:49:30,047 --> 00:49:31,605
and therefore, have no moral code.
853
00:49:31,682 --> 00:49:35,914
All they can do is chew and grind,
and that's passive.
854
00:49:35,987 --> 00:49:39,650
It's mainly
the cheek muscles do that, from...
855
00:49:40,524 --> 00:49:42,151
What were you saying?
856
00:49:42,226 --> 00:49:46,754
I was... I was... I was saying, we need...
857
00:49:46,831 --> 00:49:50,995
We need people like you
who can bring their expertise to bear
858
00:49:51,068 --> 00:49:54,731
in places like Peru,
Cambodia, sub-Saharan Africa.
859
00:49:54,805 --> 00:50:00,573
Mainly those sort of really hot,
sticky places.
860
00:50:00,644 --> 00:50:03,875
I mean, I'm just not a humidy person.
861
00:50:03,948 --> 00:50:08,885
I mean, what is the dental care like in,
say, I don't know, Palm Springs?
862
00:50:08,953 --> 00:50:10,215
There's breezes.
863
00:50:10,287 --> 00:50:13,222
You know,
what are the teeth like in Saint-Tropez?
864
00:50:13,290 --> 00:50:16,225
I mean, I could do veneers.
Oh, they love to smile, the French.
865
00:50:16,293 --> 00:50:18,193
Shrugging and smiling.
866
00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:24,000
He's kidding, sweetie.
867
00:50:35,346 --> 00:50:37,644
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
868
00:50:38,749 --> 00:50:41,115
Boy, he'd be handy
on a camping trip, huh?
869
00:50:41,185 --> 00:50:42,652
Do you want some more wine?
870
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:45,314
- That tent pole stuck up his ass.
- Please.
871
00:50:45,423 --> 00:50:46,515
Okay.
872
00:50:50,561 --> 00:50:53,155
Well, that is perfectly unacceptable.
873
00:50:53,664 --> 00:50:55,461
- Shut...
- What?
874
00:50:55,533 --> 00:50:57,194
What?
Am I throwing you off your game?
875
00:50:57,268 --> 00:51:00,635
If I am, just give me a fake cough
and I'll...
876
00:51:02,273 --> 00:51:04,173
Okay, was that...
877
00:51:04,241 --> 00:51:07,335
Was that a coincidence?
Okay, okay! I'm gone.
878
00:51:11,782 --> 00:51:16,651
Richard's a human rights lawyer,
so, well, he takes his job very seriously.
879
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,449
Oh, well, so you should
with human rights.
880
00:51:18,522 --> 00:51:20,319
I take human rights seriously.
881
00:51:20,391 --> 00:51:25,158
You know, everybody's equal,
color, creed or circumstance.
882
00:51:26,263 --> 00:51:28,891
We're all the same on this planet.
883
00:51:31,068 --> 00:51:33,502
- Except the Chinese.
- What?
884
00:51:33,571 --> 00:51:36,335
No, they are. They're the odd ones out
if you had to pick one.
885
00:51:36,407 --> 00:51:37,965
No, I'm not having a go.
886
00:51:38,042 --> 00:51:40,203
I'm just saying, you know,
not their faces.
887
00:51:40,277 --> 00:51:42,177
I mean... No, no.
But they call each other
888
00:51:42,246 --> 00:51:43,406
- things like Kwok...
- Stop it. You're gonna...
889
00:51:43,481 --> 00:51:46,041
...and that's their choice,
and they don't have to call a kid Kwok.
890
00:51:46,117 --> 00:51:48,711
And they... No.
Some people are called Pong...
891
00:51:48,786 --> 00:51:51,220
- Stop, please, stop.
...and there's about a million Wangs.
892
00:51:51,288 --> 00:51:52,687
You can have... You have one kid,
893
00:51:52,756 --> 00:51:54,883
you can use all those names
on one little...
894
00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:58,156
You could call a kid Kwok Pong Wang.
895
00:51:58,229 --> 00:52:01,687
Ming Wa Men and Ho Lee Park
have been arrested in Shaolin.
896
00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:04,165
I have to get down to the office.
897
00:52:05,536 --> 00:52:07,367
Well, they're being arraigned
in 30 minutes
898
00:52:07,438 --> 00:52:08,735
- and the government will only allow...
- Not again.
899
00:52:08,806 --> 00:52:11,036
...their attorneys to appear
by closed-circuit.
900
00:52:11,108 --> 00:52:12,234
- I'm sorry.
- I'm afraid I have to go.
901
00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:13,867
Doctor, it's been a...
902
00:52:13,944 --> 00:52:19,041
Yeah, so you guys stay
and have fun and finish up.
903
00:52:24,188 --> 00:52:26,622
Oh, gosh, poor Leonard.
Do you mind if I let him out?
904
00:52:26,690 --> 00:52:29,386
- No, not at all.
- Okay, be right back.
905
00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:37,463
When did you get your horse?
906
00:52:37,535 --> 00:52:38,968
A couple of months ago.
907
00:52:39,036 --> 00:52:41,004
I found him at this shelter
in Long Island.
908
00:52:41,071 --> 00:52:43,369
They were gonna put him down.
909
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,931
Then they lost their nerve, did they?
910
00:52:48,646 --> 00:52:51,137
The smell? Yeah, I know.
911
00:52:51,215 --> 00:52:55,242
His mood levelers give him
this ulcerating skin rash.
912
00:53:04,962 --> 00:53:06,429
Are you okay?
913
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:10,627
Got a very sensitive gag reflex.
914
00:53:10,701 --> 00:53:13,636
Oh, dear.
And the mixture of that and that.
915
00:53:16,574 --> 00:53:19,771
- Are you all right? Do you want to...
- Sorry.
916
00:53:20,945 --> 00:53:22,674
You know what?
I think he needs to go out.
917
00:53:22,746 --> 00:53:26,045
Do you want to maybe walk him now
or we could finish up and...
918
00:53:26,116 --> 00:53:30,815
Now is good, yeah.
Get some air with some oxygen in it.
919
00:53:49,607 --> 00:53:52,838
Leonard, you good boy!
920
00:53:52,910 --> 00:53:54,969
That is so healthy!
921
00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:58,913
Good, good boy! That's a good boy!
922
00:53:58,983 --> 00:54:01,008
That's a good boy!
923
00:54:02,286 --> 00:54:04,516
You wanna finish dinner?
924
00:54:04,588 --> 00:54:07,182
I don't think I'm quite ready for
solid foods just yet.
925
00:54:07,258 --> 00:54:09,749
- I'll have a drink, though.
- Sure.
926
00:54:11,362 --> 00:54:13,694
There's...
Bemelmans is just around the corner.
927
00:54:13,764 --> 00:54:16,597
Or, no, have you ever been
to that new...
928
00:54:23,707 --> 00:54:25,641
I know, yeah. No, I like Sting
929
00:54:25,709 --> 00:54:27,643
because you can hear
he's educated in his lyrics.
930
00:54:27,711 --> 00:54:30,544
- Pimm's Cup for the lady.
- Thank you.
931
00:54:30,614 --> 00:54:33,674
And a Sapphire martini up with olives.
932
00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:35,343
Thank you.
933
00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:37,216
You know,
that was Frank's favorite drink.
934
00:54:37,288 --> 00:54:39,188
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
935
00:54:39,256 --> 00:54:40,587
You forgot?
936
00:54:41,392 --> 00:54:42,984
You forgot what?
937
00:54:44,194 --> 00:54:46,594
Forgot? Yeah.
938
00:54:47,631 --> 00:54:48,791
You recently lost your husband,
939
00:54:48,866 --> 00:54:50,629
and the polite thing to do
in this situation
940
00:54:50,701 --> 00:54:53,169
would have been to check
what the deceased's drink was
941
00:54:53,237 --> 00:54:57,697
as not to evoke any horrible memories.
942
00:54:57,775 --> 00:55:00,608
Why would you assume
that they were horrible?
943
00:55:00,678 --> 00:55:03,374
Painful. Not necessarily horrible.
944
00:55:03,447 --> 00:55:08,077
Just all the memories, nonetheless,
of drink-related death memory.
945
00:55:10,988 --> 00:55:12,319
I like a Pimm's Cup.
946
00:55:12,389 --> 00:55:15,950
This is exactly the kind of girly drink
that Frank would have teased me about.
947
00:55:16,026 --> 00:55:20,520
Once when we were in Anguilla,
I ordered a Screaming Orgasm.
948
00:55:20,597 --> 00:55:23,464
And then...
So Frank goes up to the waiter,
949
00:55:23,534 --> 00:55:25,263
and he grabs him
by the lapels and he goes,
950
00:55:25,336 --> 00:55:27,099
"Hey, I'm the only one giving..."
951
00:55:27,171 --> 00:55:28,604
Oh, for God's sake!
952
00:55:28,672 --> 00:55:30,799
Sorry. Just running
on about my dead husband.
953
00:55:30,874 --> 00:55:34,105
No, no, no, it wasn't you. No, no.
I've just seen someone I hate. It's...
954
00:55:34,178 --> 00:55:36,373
Oh, that's sweet.
They never get over Frankie.
955
00:55:36,447 --> 00:55:39,143
- Someone I really hate.
- Well, do you wanna leave?
956
00:55:39,216 --> 00:55:41,343
No, no, no. He should leave.
957
00:55:42,586 --> 00:55:46,249
Let's do some... You were saying that
Frank had his flaws.
958
00:55:46,323 --> 00:55:48,257
- I was?
- Yeah, and that's really healthy
959
00:55:48,325 --> 00:55:50,452
because you should not
romanticize the dead.
960
00:55:50,527 --> 00:55:52,688
You should remember their faults.
961
00:55:52,763 --> 00:55:55,789
Oh, well, I remember them.
962
00:55:55,866 --> 00:55:58,426
Oh, good. Well, let's make a list.
963
00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:00,935
What the hell do you think you're doing?
964
00:56:01,004 --> 00:56:04,565
This is therapeutic, actually.
You can trust me. I'm a dentist.
965
00:56:04,641 --> 00:56:06,472
- Come on, then.
- Okay.
966
00:56:07,177 --> 00:56:09,270
His faults. Number one.
967
00:56:09,346 --> 00:56:12,144
Well, Frank could be a little controlling.
968
00:56:12,649 --> 00:56:13,673
Well, that's what made me successful.
969
00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:15,548
But that's probably why
he was so good at his job, so...
970
00:56:15,619 --> 00:56:18,520
No, no, don't apologize for him.
If he was obnoxious, say so.
971
00:56:18,589 --> 00:56:21,285
Okay, he was occasionally obnoxious.
972
00:56:21,358 --> 00:56:22,518
Regularly, I imagine.
973
00:56:22,593 --> 00:56:23,924
- No, no, no, you walked her into that.
- "Obnoxious."
974
00:56:23,994 --> 00:56:25,757
That didn't count, Pincus.
975
00:56:25,829 --> 00:56:28,525
Hey, what are you doing, Marjorie?
You rubbernecking?
976
00:56:28,599 --> 00:56:32,467
Oh, be quiet! Let them talk.
You could learn something.
977
00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:35,465
He had a shoe fetish.
978
00:56:35,539 --> 00:56:38,599
That is so embarrassing,
because it starts on shoes,
979
00:56:38,675 --> 00:56:42,771
and go to gloves
and hats and socks, up the...
980
00:56:42,846 --> 00:56:44,609
Right. "Pervert."
981
00:56:44,681 --> 00:56:48,640
And he was rude to waiters.
And I hate that.
982
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,449
- So do I.
- You mind?
983
00:56:51,522 --> 00:56:53,080
Because they're just doing a job,
aren't they?
984
00:56:53,157 --> 00:56:54,454
What a nasty piece of work.
985
00:56:54,525 --> 00:56:56,390
So what about
his physical characteristics?
986
00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:58,428
I'll bet he was really into fitness,
987
00:56:58,495 --> 00:57:00,861
because he was
a scrawny little runt, was he?
988
00:57:00,931 --> 00:57:02,922
No, but, you know,
he was actually starting
989
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,230
to get into yoga at the end there.
990
00:57:05,302 --> 00:57:08,931
- I'll bet he was.
- But he spent a lot of time at the gym.
991
00:57:09,006 --> 00:57:11,065
Yeah. Okay, this is shaping up nicely.
992
00:57:11,141 --> 00:57:15,271
So now we've got
a narcissistic, obnoxious pervert
993
00:57:15,345 --> 00:57:16,812
who's rude to waiters.
994
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,245
It's a good list.
995
00:57:18,315 --> 00:57:20,840
I don't have to listen to this shit.
996
00:57:21,552 --> 00:57:22,883
Disloyal.
997
00:57:34,998 --> 00:57:37,364
Yeah, I think that's enough.
998
00:57:43,941 --> 00:57:45,841
I didn't know you knew.
999
00:57:47,644 --> 00:57:52,081
I didn't find out until the day he died.
Can you imagine?
1000
00:57:53,951 --> 00:57:56,078
I didn't get the chance to say,
"Hey, go to hell,"
1001
00:57:56,153 --> 00:57:59,418
you know, "I want a divorce,"
like a normal person.
1002
00:58:06,663 --> 00:58:08,688
Well, I'm sorry. I...
1003
00:58:08,765 --> 00:58:11,097
- That must feel...
- Unfinished.
1004
00:58:26,283 --> 00:58:30,014
She used to travel
a lot for her work, Sarah.
1005
00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:35,257
And the trips got longer and longer.
1006
00:58:35,325 --> 00:58:38,852
And then one trip,
she didn't come back at all.
1007
00:58:40,597 --> 00:58:42,622
Married a man in Portland.
1008
00:58:45,269 --> 00:58:46,600
Sorry.
1009
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:54,639
Travel will do that to a relationship.
1010
00:58:56,547 --> 00:58:57,912
Yep.
1011
00:58:57,981 --> 00:59:01,382
I just got this amazing offer
to go map tombs
1012
00:59:01,451 --> 00:59:04,614
in the Valley of the Kings for six months.
1013
00:59:04,688 --> 00:59:07,384
But I think I'm gonna say no this time.
1014
00:59:09,526 --> 00:59:11,255
Because of Richard.
1015
00:59:12,429 --> 00:59:13,623
Yeah.
1016
00:59:15,499 --> 00:59:17,524
- Good night.
- Good night.
1017
00:59:22,005 --> 00:59:25,805
Your story, it's not boring
and ordinary, by the way.
1018
00:59:26,610 --> 00:59:29,306
I mean, we just get the one life,
you know?
1019
00:59:29,379 --> 00:59:33,816
Just one. You can't live someone else's
or think it's more important,
1020
00:59:33,884 --> 00:59:35,909
just because it's more dramatic.
1021
00:59:35,986 --> 00:59:37,817
What happens matters.
1022
00:59:38,722 --> 00:59:42,021
Maybe only to us, but it matters.
1023
00:59:43,594 --> 00:59:45,084
Good night.
1024
00:59:46,163 --> 00:59:47,528
Good night.
1025
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,069
What?
1026
01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:02,742
What's with the doom and gloom?
It's going good.
1027
01:00:02,813 --> 01:00:04,041
You're weaseling your way
right in there.
1028
01:00:04,114 --> 01:00:05,513
This is gonna work.
1029
01:00:05,582 --> 01:00:09,348
This Richard fellow, I just...
I think Gwen really loves him.
1030
01:00:10,587 --> 01:00:12,145
You know he's a human rights lawyer.
1031
01:00:12,222 --> 01:00:13,587
Hey, when the devil shows up,
1032
01:00:13,657 --> 01:00:16,387
you think he's gonna have
little red horns and carry a pitchfork?
1033
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:18,394
No, he's gonna work for
Amnesty International,
1034
01:00:18,462 --> 01:00:20,430
and he's gonna give
all of his money to the homeless.
1035
01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:24,160
Well, if he did all that,
wouldn't he lose the title "the devil"?
1036
01:00:24,234 --> 01:00:25,326
You know what I mean.
1037
01:00:25,402 --> 01:00:26,892
Pincus, I got better things
to do with my time.
1038
01:00:26,970 --> 01:00:28,562
I wouldn't just be hanging out here.
1039
01:00:28,639 --> 01:00:30,869
What, exactly,
is your problem with Richard?
1040
01:00:30,941 --> 01:00:32,272
I told you!
1041
01:00:32,342 --> 01:00:34,401
The guy is setting her up
to rob her blind.
1042
01:00:34,478 --> 01:00:36,105
And what proof have you got? I don't...
1043
01:00:36,179 --> 01:00:37,612
What are you basing this on?
1044
01:00:37,681 --> 01:00:41,242
I saw things with my own two eyes.
1045
01:00:41,318 --> 01:00:43,809
- Saw what?
- Just enough to know.
1046
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,911
Come on. What did he do?
1047
01:00:46,556 --> 01:00:49,650
Well, that's... He's...
1048
01:00:49,726 --> 01:00:52,126
Okay, all right, fine.
They're out at a restaurant, okay?
1049
01:00:52,195 --> 01:00:53,526
- Yeah.
- And they're eating.
1050
01:00:53,597 --> 01:00:54,894
- Yeah.
- And the check came,
1051
01:00:54,965 --> 01:00:58,833
and this clown says
that his wallet is in his coat.
1052
01:00:58,902 --> 01:01:00,870
It's over at the coat check.
1053
01:01:00,937 --> 01:01:02,336
- How convenient, right?
- Right.
1054
01:01:02,406 --> 01:01:03,930
So he goes over to go get it,
1055
01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:06,407
makes a big show
about the whole thing, too,
1056
01:01:06,476 --> 01:01:10,344
and she says, "No, no, let me get this."
1057
01:01:13,850 --> 01:01:15,750
- Yeah?
- And he accepted.
1058
01:01:17,954 --> 01:01:20,149
There's nothing
wrong with him, is there?
1059
01:01:20,223 --> 01:01:22,714
No, no, don't you see?
He showed his true colors.
1060
01:01:22,793 --> 01:01:23,987
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1061
01:01:24,061 --> 01:01:25,995
Listen, he's a perfectly
lovely human being.
1062
01:01:26,063 --> 01:01:27,894
Pincus, there are other things!
1063
01:01:27,964 --> 01:01:30,330
- He took five grand from her.
- He what?
1064
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,425
Yeah. $5,000.
1065
01:01:32,502 --> 01:01:34,299
I saw her write the check
with my own two eyes,
1066
01:01:34,371 --> 01:01:37,568
put it right in his sweaty little fist.
It was...
1067
01:01:38,408 --> 01:01:40,342
For charity.
He was fundraising, wasn't he?
1068
01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:42,071
Or shaking the money tree,
see what drops.
1069
01:01:42,145 --> 01:01:43,237
- I don't know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1070
01:01:43,313 --> 01:01:44,610
- What was it, AIDS?
- No.
1071
01:01:44,681 --> 01:01:46,114
Refugees?
1072
01:01:46,183 --> 01:01:48,981
Orphans? Orphans. Good.
1073
01:01:49,052 --> 01:01:50,383
- You're missing the point.
- Yeah.
1074
01:01:50,454 --> 01:01:53,719
- You really are. This guy, he's a lawyer.
- Yeah.
1075
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:57,590
A lawyer who fights to protect the rights
of the underprivileged. Come on!
1076
01:01:57,661 --> 01:01:59,595
There must be
something wrong with him.
1077
01:01:59,663 --> 01:02:02,188
There must be some reason
why all this is happening.
1078
01:02:02,265 --> 01:02:05,496
Otherwise, what am I doing here?
1079
01:02:07,370 --> 01:02:08,860
I'm out.
1080
01:02:08,939 --> 01:02:11,806
What? No, no. What do you mean?
1081
01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:15,604
I mean, I'm not gonna interfere
with Gwen's life anymore.
1082
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:17,169
And I can't lie to her.
1083
01:02:17,247 --> 01:02:18,976
You were right about the pirate look.
She threw that at me,
1084
01:02:19,049 --> 01:02:20,539
and I nearly confessed
to everything there and then.
1085
01:02:20,617 --> 01:02:22,642
You can't abandon her to this creep.
1086
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:24,584
- She loves him.
- She doesn't love him!
1087
01:02:24,654 --> 01:02:26,849
I haven't seen her laugh
once with this guy!
1088
01:02:26,923 --> 01:02:28,652
He's a good man.
1089
01:02:28,725 --> 01:02:32,161
You actually like him,
with his whole Mother Teresa schtick?
1090
01:02:32,229 --> 01:02:33,696
I hate him. Okay?
1091
01:02:33,764 --> 01:02:37,962
I want to run him over
with his own little stupid, electric car.
1092
01:02:38,068 --> 01:02:39,092
But he's what Gwen wants.
1093
01:02:39,169 --> 01:02:41,729
And after what
she's been through with you,
1094
01:02:41,805 --> 01:02:44,433
she deserves a bit of happiness.
1095
01:02:44,508 --> 01:02:46,476
You're in love with her.
1096
01:02:49,312 --> 01:02:51,940
You are. I knew it.
1097
01:02:55,886 --> 01:02:58,116
That little Grinch heart of yours
actually started beating,
1098
01:02:58,188 --> 01:03:01,123
and now you want to take it back
to your cave and crush it with a rock.
1099
01:03:01,191 --> 01:03:03,182
That's what you wanna do.
1100
01:03:03,994 --> 01:03:06,292
- I quit.
- You can't quit.
1101
01:03:06,363 --> 01:03:08,797
I'll make your life a living hell.
1102
01:03:11,001 --> 01:03:12,491
It already is.
1103
01:03:37,294 --> 01:03:41,253
There you go. That's such a good boy.
Such a good boy.
1104
01:03:41,331 --> 01:03:44,664
Leonard, Leonard, open, open.
1105
01:03:44,734 --> 01:03:47,601
Come on. Come on, sweetie. Come on.
1106
01:03:47,671 --> 01:03:51,072
Leonard, Leonard, Leonard.
Don't be a jerk. Come on.
1107
01:03:51,141 --> 01:03:55,373
God damn it. Come on. Come on.
1108
01:03:55,445 --> 01:03:59,176
You don't wanna wait until
it's too late, do you, sweetie?
1109
01:04:02,018 --> 01:04:03,144
Wait.
1110
01:04:04,688 --> 01:04:08,249
Leonard! It is too late.
1111
01:04:14,431 --> 01:04:15,864
Too late.
1112
01:04:21,204 --> 01:04:22,831
And so Alex says to me,
1113
01:04:22,906 --> 01:04:26,307
"Mommy, I know that babies come
from inside a lady's tummy,
1114
01:04:26,376 --> 01:04:30,073
"but what I really want to know is,
how do they get there?"
1115
01:04:30,814 --> 01:04:32,543
Can you believe? And, of course,
1116
01:04:32,616 --> 01:04:33,878
- I have no clue what to say...
- Head back.
1117
01:04:33,950 --> 01:04:35,781
...but I have to come up with something,
because his father...
1118
01:04:35,852 --> 01:04:39,811
Oh, no talking,
not when we're popping this in.
1119
01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:41,221
- Okay.
- Bite down there.
1120
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:43,759
There you go. Good.
1121
01:04:43,827 --> 01:04:45,727
Just leave that there.
1122
01:04:46,496 --> 01:04:49,659
Isn't that good? So much better.
1123
01:04:49,733 --> 01:04:55,467
You're resting your jaw, and I'm resting
my ears and we're all winners.
1124
01:04:58,008 --> 01:04:59,805
Can you get these over to the lab?
A little rush job.
1125
01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:01,810
Mr. Harriman's bridge
is on the verge of...
1126
01:05:01,878 --> 01:05:04,472
I thought I was through
for the day after this.
1127
01:05:04,547 --> 01:05:07,277
- You are through.
- What about the...
1128
01:05:10,487 --> 01:05:12,114
What about what?
1129
01:05:12,656 --> 01:05:14,351
- Frank.
- Who?
1130
01:05:15,258 --> 01:05:16,987
I don't know who you mean.
1131
01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,857
What are you... Who? I've never...
1132
01:05:18,929 --> 01:05:22,160
Okay, my opinion is that
you didn't make sense just now.
1133
01:05:22,232 --> 01:05:23,756
Well, I don't know
who you're talking about.
1134
01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:27,030
Can I have the bathroom key, please?
I'm having a bit of a...
1135
01:05:27,103 --> 01:05:28,730
- No, no, he'll run.
- That's him!
1136
01:05:28,805 --> 01:05:31,501
- Dentist, don't piss me off!
- Thank you.
1137
01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:45,378
He's not in the office!
1138
01:05:50,794 --> 01:05:53,092
Well, then he must be upstairs.
1139
01:05:58,468 --> 01:06:00,561
Good afternoon, Doctor.
1140
01:06:00,637 --> 01:06:02,969
Good to see you. You look smart.
1141
01:06:10,180 --> 01:06:12,171
Just been to the toilet.
1142
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:16,010
Different route back, around the...
1143
01:06:16,086 --> 01:06:19,317
I mean, I finished earlier than I thought,
so I just took my time.
1144
01:06:19,389 --> 01:06:22,085
I mean, you can take a long time
next time if you...
1145
01:06:25,061 --> 01:06:26,460
Good. Okay.
1146
01:06:27,931 --> 01:06:29,296
That's set.
1147
01:06:30,567 --> 01:06:32,398
Okay, it has to be...
1148
01:06:33,837 --> 01:06:35,134
Good.
1149
01:06:35,205 --> 01:06:37,901
Can you take a new walk-in
before you leave, Dr. Pincus?
1150
01:06:37,974 --> 01:06:40,408
He seems to be in a lot of pain.
1151
01:06:40,477 --> 01:06:42,342
Life is pain.
1152
01:06:44,114 --> 01:06:46,149
Does that mean yes?
1153
01:06:47,717 --> 01:06:50,914
So we have an emergency
on our hands. I'm Dr. Pincus.
1154
01:06:50,987 --> 01:06:53,421
- Yes, we've met.
- Oh, hi.
1155
01:06:54,257 --> 01:06:56,418
- Thanks for seeing me.
- Yep.
1156
01:06:56,493 --> 01:06:57,926
What seems to be the problem?
1157
01:06:57,994 --> 01:07:01,122
I don't know.
I think I must have cracked a filling.
1158
01:07:01,197 --> 01:07:02,721
That was silly.
1159
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:05,629
Head back.
1160
01:07:05,702 --> 01:07:08,466
Let's have a look, shall we? Open up.
1161
01:07:10,073 --> 01:07:11,700
Oh, yeah, there it is.
1162
01:07:11,775 --> 01:07:13,766
Well, you've got the bite of an Inuit.
1163
01:07:13,843 --> 01:07:15,003
Have you been chewing seal hide?
1164
01:07:15,078 --> 01:07:16,943
Yeah, well,
I tend to grind my teeth pretty hard
1165
01:07:17,013 --> 01:07:19,413
when I'm stressed and I'm...
1166
01:07:19,482 --> 01:07:21,575
I don't know.
Last night was a tough one.
1167
01:07:21,651 --> 01:07:24,085
- I came home and Gwen was...
- What?
1168
01:07:25,255 --> 01:07:27,314
- Gwen was...
- Oh, no, never mind.
1169
01:07:27,390 --> 01:07:29,381
No, you were gonna
say something about...
1170
01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:31,427
Well, she was just...
1171
01:07:33,363 --> 01:07:35,695
- No, forget about it.
- No, I can't forget about it.
1172
01:07:35,765 --> 01:07:37,027
- Just...
- Well, it's nothing.
1173
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:38,192
- Can we just get this...
- Well, it is something
1174
01:07:38,268 --> 01:07:40,293
or you wouldn't have brought it up.
And, you know...
1175
01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:41,803
- It's personal.
- I know that,
1176
01:07:41,871 --> 01:07:43,463
but, I mean just to...
1177
01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:44,666
I'd rather not talk about it.
1178
01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:47,232
- Why don't we just...
- "Finish what you started" is my motto.
1179
01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:50,473
- I'm a good listener. Please.
- I'd rather not talk about it.
1180
01:07:50,547 --> 01:07:52,014
- Can we just...
- Well, can you wait a minute then?
1181
01:07:52,082 --> 01:07:53,913
- I'm in pain.
- Please.
1182
01:07:58,288 --> 01:07:59,880
Dr. Prashar?
1183
01:08:04,694 --> 01:08:07,663
Jahangir? That's his first name.
1184
01:08:10,767 --> 01:08:13,565
You're from a scary country, aren't you?
1185
01:08:14,737 --> 01:08:16,136
Excuse me.
1186
01:08:16,773 --> 01:08:18,638
- I'm from India.
- Yeah.
1187
01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:21,199
So you're not a Christian, like us.
1188
01:08:22,946 --> 01:08:24,641
No, I'm a Hindu.
1189
01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:31,147
How would you extract information
from a hostile?
1190
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:37,821
Well, as a Hindu person,
1191
01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:41,694
I would ask them politely.
1192
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,766
Yeah, I just need a technique.
1193
01:08:47,837 --> 01:08:51,329
- Doctor, I'm with a patient.
- Yeah. Okay.
1194
01:08:56,012 --> 01:08:57,172
So where were we?
1195
01:08:57,247 --> 01:08:58,942
You were telling me about Gwen.
Something...
1196
01:08:59,015 --> 01:09:02,109
- No, I wasn't. I meant my tooth, yeah.
- Tooth.
1197
01:09:02,218 --> 01:09:05,483
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do this professionally.
1198
01:09:05,555 --> 01:09:11,255
All work and no play makes Jack
a valuable member of society.
1199
01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:13,860
Open up.
1200
01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:19,602
- That hurts.
- Did it? Well, take your word for that.
1201
01:09:19,669 --> 01:09:22,763
But it almost certainly would
in this situation.
1202
01:09:23,773 --> 01:09:27,504
Do you know the worst thing
in the world for teeth?
1203
01:09:28,211 --> 01:09:29,974
- Sugar?
- Secrets.
1204
01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:32,878
If you tell me what's on your mind,
you will feel better.
1205
01:09:32,949 --> 01:09:35,850
As I said before, Doctor, it's private.
1206
01:09:35,919 --> 01:09:38,854
I really would like to keep this
on a professional footing.
1207
01:09:38,922 --> 01:09:40,355
Yes, please.
1208
01:09:41,758 --> 01:09:44,750
We can play it any way you want to.
1209
01:09:48,565 --> 01:09:50,192
Actually.
1210
01:09:57,707 --> 01:09:59,675
That's not Novocain.
1211
01:09:59,742 --> 01:10:03,678
No, it is a little dab of nitrous oxide.
1212
01:10:03,746 --> 01:10:07,341
Nitrous? I didn't know you guys
still used nitrous.
1213
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:09,544
- Are there any side effects?
- A few.
1214
01:10:09,619 --> 01:10:12,452
Some people laugh.
Some people get sleepy.
1215
01:10:13,356 --> 01:10:14,983
But they all talk.
1216
01:10:22,165 --> 01:10:25,532
Hey, Frankie! Fancy seeing you here.
1217
01:10:25,602 --> 01:10:29,299
You back on the job yet
or you need me to send more?
1218
01:10:29,372 --> 01:10:31,966
I got a couple Civil War
re-enactors that'll talk your ear off.
1219
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:34,202
- They used live ammo.
- Didn't get the news.
1220
01:10:34,277 --> 01:10:36,541
Job's done. Richard's history.
1221
01:10:36,613 --> 01:10:39,241
- What?
- She dumped him last night.
1222
01:10:39,315 --> 01:10:42,375
- How do you know?
- He told me. The marriage is off.
1223
01:10:42,452 --> 01:10:43,976
So he's out completely?
1224
01:10:44,053 --> 01:10:46,647
Well, he wants to stay friends,
but she's done with him.
1225
01:10:46,723 --> 01:10:48,247
She said she was confused
about her feelings
1226
01:10:48,324 --> 01:10:51,225
and it wasn't right
to string him along, so...
1227
01:10:52,061 --> 01:10:53,528
Why would Richard tell you all this?
1228
01:10:53,596 --> 01:10:56,497
Because I gave him
700 milliliters of nitrous oxide.
1229
01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:59,831
- Is that a lot?
- No. It's not fatal till 750.
1230
01:10:59,902 --> 01:11:02,393
You know, I think this sounds
a lot like a premarital spat.
1231
01:11:02,472 --> 01:11:04,463
- I mean, young couples at this stage...
- No. Definitely not.
1232
01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:05,768
- Very normal for them to start...
- No, no, no.
1233
01:11:05,842 --> 01:11:08,538
...to get into this...
- She's taken the job in Egypt.
1234
01:11:08,611 --> 01:11:10,442
She's going there for six months.
1235
01:11:10,513 --> 01:11:15,075
It's the real thing. She leaves Thursday,
right after the exhibition opens.
1236
01:11:16,586 --> 01:11:18,850
- Well, this is great news.
- Yeah.
1237
01:11:18,921 --> 01:11:22,618
Yeah, we should maybe go celebrate,
I guess.
1238
01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:25,217
- I can't.
- Me, neither.
1239
01:11:25,295 --> 01:11:27,422
- Well, wait! What's in the bag?
- Nothing.
1240
01:11:27,497 --> 01:11:28,691
Is that from a jewelry store?
1241
01:11:28,765 --> 01:11:31,325
- Oh, my gosh. Is that for Gwen?
- It doesn't matter.
1242
01:11:31,401 --> 01:11:33,961
Well, whatever happened
to the "I will not interfere" thing?
1243
01:11:34,037 --> 01:11:35,937
There's nothing to interfere with now,
is there?
1244
01:11:36,005 --> 01:11:38,530
The relationship's over!
She doesn't love him.
1245
01:11:38,608 --> 01:11:39,802
And you think she's gonna love you?
1246
01:11:39,876 --> 01:11:42,606
A smock-wearing tooth jockey?
I mean, I'm sorry.
1247
01:11:42,679 --> 01:11:45,341
You said that if I broke up the marriage,
you'd leave me alone!
1248
01:11:45,415 --> 01:11:46,814
I broke up the marriage!
Leave me alone!
1249
01:11:46,883 --> 01:11:48,783
Well, you should at least let me
help you pick out something!
1250
01:11:48,851 --> 01:11:51,183
Do you have any idea how much
"Please forgive me" jewelry
1251
01:11:51,254 --> 01:11:52,721
- I bought her over the years?
- I can take it from here!
1252
01:11:52,789 --> 01:11:54,120
She loves Peruvian gold, but, Pincus,
1253
01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:56,283
- you're rushing things, I'm telling you!
- Frank! Listen!
1254
01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:59,328
Our time together, as we both know,
has been rather unpleasant.
1255
01:11:59,395 --> 01:12:02,057
But I will say this.
Even though you're a vulgar man,
1256
01:12:02,131 --> 01:12:06,500
boorish, distasteful, uncouth,
uneducated, stupid, at least...
1257
01:12:10,907 --> 01:12:13,137
- You gonna finish?
- Done.
1258
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:17,037
- Okay.
- The point is this,
1259
01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:19,843
we finished what you had to finish.
And who knows?
1260
01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:22,646
One day, not too soon I hope,
we meet up again.
1261
01:12:22,719 --> 01:12:26,211
- Until then, this is our fond farewell.
- Yeah, but...
1262
01:12:29,525 --> 01:12:31,493
But why am I still here?
1263
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,131
Construction crane dropped
two tons of steel on us.
1264
01:12:39,202 --> 01:12:40,328
That must have hurt.
1265
01:12:40,403 --> 01:12:42,735
It was a hydraulic leak. An act of God!
1266
01:12:42,805 --> 01:12:44,568
Why does he do those things?
1267
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,835
But the crane operator,
he thinks it's all his fault.
1268
01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:48,536
Oh, therapy time!
1269
01:12:58,154 --> 01:13:00,179
Don't panic. It's nothing.
1270
01:13:04,861 --> 01:13:06,260
A key chain.
1271
01:13:07,130 --> 01:13:08,961
I needed a key chain!
1272
01:13:09,565 --> 01:13:11,590
- I love it!
- Oh, good.
1273
01:13:12,869 --> 01:13:16,361
I can't believe you remembered.
That is just...
1274
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:19,431
What a strange
and practical man you are.
1275
01:13:19,509 --> 01:13:22,706
It was down to that
or a set of socket wrenches.
1276
01:13:23,513 --> 01:13:25,140
Well, I hope you didn't spend too much.
1277
01:13:25,214 --> 01:13:27,307
$140. The receipt's in the box.
1278
01:13:27,383 --> 01:13:30,352
No, well, you don't actually
have to tell people in that situation.
1279
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:32,911
No, no, no.
I'm just saying it was no big deal.
1280
01:13:32,989 --> 01:13:35,219
It's not like
it's Peruvian gold or anything.
1281
01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:38,852
And the reason I say that
is because there was a set of earrings
1282
01:13:38,928 --> 01:13:40,987
made from Peruvian gold in the shop,
1283
01:13:41,063 --> 01:13:42,530
and I thought, "Gwen would like those,
1284
01:13:42,598 --> 01:13:44,429
"but sorry,
a little bit out of my price range."
1285
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,626
So...
1286
01:13:46,736 --> 01:13:49,204
What? Stop giving me the pirate look.
1287
01:13:49,272 --> 01:13:54,608
I just got you a gift and, you know,
nothing ostentatious or pushy.
1288
01:13:54,677 --> 01:13:57,077
Just a little gesture to let you know
I've been thinking about you,
1289
01:13:57,146 --> 01:13:58,943
and I think you should accept it
1290
01:13:59,015 --> 01:14:02,974
in the spirit of friendship
with which it was given.
1291
01:14:03,052 --> 01:14:06,385
"Pirate look"? How could you
possibly know about that?
1292
01:14:06,456 --> 01:14:08,287
- I don't.
- You do.
1293
01:14:09,025 --> 01:14:11,391
- Common expression?
- No.
1294
01:14:11,461 --> 01:14:13,224
How do you know
about any of this stuff?
1295
01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:16,288
- Pirate look? Peruvian gold?
- Everyone knows about Peruvian gold.
1296
01:14:16,365 --> 01:14:18,629
And then the other night,
Frank's favorite drink?
1297
01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:21,227
Come on, take it easy.
1298
01:14:21,604 --> 01:14:23,799
- Don't tell me to take it easy.
- You hate that.
1299
01:14:23,873 --> 01:14:25,636
How do you know what I hate?
1300
01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:27,733
Lucky guess. Can we start again?
1301
01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:30,870
Why don't you just tell her?
Come on, spill it.
1302
01:14:31,347 --> 01:14:33,076
She's leaving anyway in a few days.
1303
01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,276
Gonna have to go with the truth,
Dentist, no choice.
1304
01:14:35,351 --> 01:14:37,683
You've got about 10 seconds
to start talking, buddy,
1305
01:14:37,753 --> 01:14:39,118
and then I'm out of here.
1306
01:14:39,188 --> 01:14:41,952
How do you know
this stuff from my life with Frank?
1307
01:14:42,024 --> 01:14:43,582
- It'll sound crazy.
- Try her.
1308
01:14:43,659 --> 01:14:44,853
Try me.
1309
01:14:46,329 --> 01:14:49,025
A couple of weeks ago, I went into
hospital for a routine operation,
1310
01:14:49,098 --> 01:14:53,558
but there was complications.
And I died. Just for a few minutes...
1311
01:14:56,239 --> 01:14:58,799
It's true! I can prove it!
He's here, right now, with us.
1312
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,844
You know what? Just stop.
What you're doing, it's cruel.
1313
01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:03,242
How else would I know
all the things I know?
1314
01:15:03,312 --> 01:15:05,473
Well, you must have known Frank.
1315
01:15:05,548 --> 01:15:07,448
I don't know,
maybe you were his dentist.
1316
01:15:07,517 --> 01:15:10,213
Ask me something else, then.
Something that I couldn't possibly know.
1317
01:15:10,286 --> 01:15:12,550
- How do you get like you?
- Please.
1318
01:15:12,622 --> 01:15:16,524
One question, and if I get it wrong,
you'll never see me again.
1319
01:15:18,594 --> 01:15:22,086
Frank used to have this nightmare
over and over.
1320
01:15:22,164 --> 01:15:25,622
He'd wake up in tears and he never told
anybody else about it, but me.
1321
01:15:25,701 --> 01:15:27,100
What was it?
1322
01:15:27,904 --> 01:15:29,201
Drowning.
1323
01:15:30,072 --> 01:15:33,439
I'd dream that I dove into the water,
and I went down deep,
1324
01:15:33,509 --> 01:15:36,103
but when I turned around
to make it back to the top,
1325
01:15:36,178 --> 01:15:37,736
I couldn't, no matter how hard I swam.
1326
01:15:37,813 --> 01:15:39,405
Drowning. He dived into the water,
1327
01:15:39,482 --> 01:15:44,215
and it didn't matter how hard he tried
to get back to the surface, he couldn't.
1328
01:15:45,454 --> 01:15:47,354
That's right, isn't it?
1329
01:15:47,857 --> 01:15:49,449
Not even close.
1330
01:15:52,128 --> 01:15:53,152
No!
1331
01:15:54,196 --> 01:15:56,562
You know the first time I met you?
1332
01:15:56,632 --> 01:16:01,968
And then the next 10 or 12 times
after that, I thought, "What a jerk."
1333
01:16:02,505 --> 01:16:04,735
But then I got to know you
a little bit, right?
1334
01:16:04,807 --> 01:16:07,708
And I convinced myself
that I saw something human in you.
1335
01:16:07,777 --> 01:16:09,745
You know,
"Maybe he's just a little eccentric,
1336
01:16:09,812 --> 01:16:12,076
"needs a little work."
1337
01:16:12,148 --> 01:16:15,481
But to use intimate details
about my dead husband
1338
01:16:15,551 --> 01:16:19,180
in order to get close to me,
or for God knows what other reason,
1339
01:16:19,255 --> 01:16:21,223
that's unforgivable.
1340
01:16:22,191 --> 01:16:23,624
You're sick.
1341
01:16:26,395 --> 01:16:28,863
- I love you.
- Don't call me!
1342
01:16:35,404 --> 01:16:37,736
You lied. Why would you do that?
1343
01:16:42,178 --> 01:16:44,578
Because you're
a heartless son of a bitch
1344
01:16:44,647 --> 01:16:48,083
who doesn't give a rat's ass
about anyone but himself.
1345
01:16:51,454 --> 01:16:53,752
She's already had one of those.
1346
01:16:55,324 --> 01:16:57,292
See you around, Dentist.
1347
01:17:38,934 --> 01:17:40,902
- What?
- It's my daughter.
1348
01:17:40,970 --> 01:17:42,528
Yeah, you mentioned
something about that.
1349
01:17:42,605 --> 01:17:45,165
She won't speak to her sister,
her only sister.
1350
01:17:45,241 --> 01:17:47,971
She's so angry about the necklace I left,
1351
01:17:48,044 --> 01:17:51,241
but I slipped a letter under her door
the day before I died.
1352
01:17:51,313 --> 01:17:53,577
It explained everything.
1353
01:17:53,649 --> 01:17:56,413
But there was carpeting in the entryway.
1354
01:17:56,485 --> 01:17:59,977
I didn't know
the letter went under the carpet.
1355
01:18:00,056 --> 01:18:01,284
She never got it.
1356
01:18:01,357 --> 01:18:03,791
My God, you're boring, aren't you?
1357
01:18:06,462 --> 01:18:09,431
My little boy has a stuffed animal,
a squirrel.
1358
01:18:09,498 --> 01:18:11,261
It was his favorite.
He took it everywhere.
1359
01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:15,235
Couldn't get to sleep without it.
But he lost it on the day I died.
1360
01:18:15,304 --> 01:18:17,067
They don't know it's just
under the front seat of the car.
1361
01:18:17,139 --> 01:18:19,004
It's right there, they just can't see it.
1362
01:18:19,075 --> 01:18:21,942
So now, he cries himself to sleep
without it every night,
1363
01:18:22,011 --> 01:18:24,479
because to him that toy is me.
1364
01:18:25,147 --> 01:18:26,842
I can't help you.
1365
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:30,082
You mean you won't help us.
1366
01:18:30,152 --> 01:18:31,949
Isn't that the truth?
1367
01:18:32,021 --> 01:18:35,149
Yeah, I'll tell you
what else is true, shall I?
1368
01:18:36,392 --> 01:18:39,293
We live alone and then we die alone.
1369
01:18:39,862 --> 01:18:42,797
And, apparently, we stay alone.
1370
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,634
That's the truth, too, isn't it?
1371
01:19:48,597 --> 01:19:50,758
- You idiot!
- I'm sorry!
1372
01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:04,403
Unbelievable! Come on.
1373
01:21:04,707 --> 01:21:06,698
- Hello.
- What a day.
1374
01:21:07,843 --> 01:21:11,176
Yeah, well, it appears that
winter is upon us.
1375
01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:13,078
- Hail.
- What?
1376
01:21:13,148 --> 01:21:15,946
It doesn't even have
the decency to snow.
1377
01:21:17,019 --> 01:21:20,580
Is there any more stupid form
of precipitation than hail?
1378
01:21:22,258 --> 01:21:26,592
- No, I suppose that is the stupidest.
- Jahangir?
1379
01:21:26,662 --> 01:21:28,562
- Yeah.
- We're friends.
1380
01:21:28,631 --> 01:21:29,723
- Well...
- Associates.
1381
01:21:29,798 --> 01:21:32,232
- Yeah.
- We have things in common.
1382
01:21:32,301 --> 01:21:34,394
- Yeah.
- We share stuff and...
1383
01:21:34,470 --> 01:21:36,700
Panoramic X-ray machine, for example.
1384
01:21:36,772 --> 01:21:37,796
- Yeah.
- We're close.
1385
01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:40,706
- No, I wouldn't say that.
- Not close, but... What the...
1386
01:21:40,776 --> 01:21:43,336
Well, that's not the point, is it?
1387
01:21:44,580 --> 01:21:45,911
Listen.
1388
01:21:46,982 --> 01:21:48,540
I met a woman.
1389
01:21:50,052 --> 01:21:52,043
The kind of a woman that
1390
01:21:52,121 --> 01:21:55,215
makes you want to go back in time
to before you met her.
1391
01:21:55,291 --> 01:22:00,126
Whatever the hell life was like then,
it's not as bad as the hell now.
1392
01:22:01,931 --> 01:22:04,991
Knowing she's out there
and you can't have her.
1393
01:22:06,201 --> 01:22:08,669
What I'm trying to say is
1394
01:22:10,039 --> 01:22:13,099
could you write me
a prescription for Percocet?
1395
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:15,800
What?
1396
01:22:15,878 --> 01:22:17,368
Well, I can't prescribe myself, can I?
1397
01:22:17,446 --> 01:22:21,906
Legally. It's for my sleep
and to pretend she never happened.
1398
01:22:22,685 --> 01:22:24,152
Or Darvon.
1399
01:22:24,219 --> 01:22:25,652
Or Vicodin.
1400
01:22:25,721 --> 01:22:28,849
Just like a 30 count, or 60,
if you don't want
1401
01:22:29,892 --> 01:22:33,020
me to keep bothering you.
And I'll be out of your hair.
1402
01:22:33,095 --> 01:22:35,825
I'm not even gonna ask for morphine.
1403
01:22:39,635 --> 01:22:41,102
Come with me.
1404
01:22:46,108 --> 01:22:47,200
- What are we doing?
- Just sit down.
1405
01:22:47,276 --> 01:22:48,504
- No.
- Sit down.
1406
01:22:48,577 --> 01:22:50,374
- Why?
- Just sit down.
1407
01:22:57,119 --> 01:23:00,452
- Oh, look, never mind.
- This is important. Look.
1408
01:23:05,427 --> 01:23:07,554
- Brilliant.
- The other one.
1409
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:15,102
Yep. As mass-produced poster
slogans go, that's good.
1410
01:23:15,170 --> 01:23:18,333
Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life,
you're gonna have to stop,
1411
01:23:18,407 --> 01:23:21,103
and ask yourself the ultimate question.
1412
01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:23,803
"This business of
1413
01:23:24,947 --> 01:23:28,178
"being such a fucking prick,
1414
01:23:29,585 --> 01:23:31,780
"what is it really getting me?"
1415
01:24:05,554 --> 01:24:07,988
You said something about a letter.
1416
01:25:21,663 --> 01:25:23,460
You should try it on.
1417
01:25:40,749 --> 01:25:43,309
Mom! Look what I found!
1418
01:25:43,385 --> 01:25:46,616
What? Where'd you find this?
Where did it come from?
1419
01:25:46,688 --> 01:25:48,815
It fell out of his backpack.
1420
01:25:49,658 --> 01:25:51,057
Thank you.
1421
01:25:53,829 --> 01:25:55,194
Dr. Pincus?
1422
01:26:00,135 --> 01:26:02,433
Hi. Sorry, I didn't...
1423
01:26:06,241 --> 01:26:08,436
Thank you. Thank you so much!
1424
01:26:09,111 --> 01:26:10,806
I never realized.
1425
01:27:38,066 --> 01:27:39,260
Thanks.
1426
01:27:42,137 --> 01:27:45,106
...many insights into the life
and death of King Pepi.
1427
01:27:45,173 --> 01:27:47,437
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1428
01:27:52,014 --> 01:27:54,574
Thank you very much. Thank you.
1429
01:27:54,650 --> 01:27:55,742
Gwen!
1430
01:27:58,587 --> 01:28:00,179
What are you doing here?
1431
01:28:00,255 --> 01:28:02,189
I've got to talk to you. I've figured it out.
1432
01:28:02,257 --> 01:28:03,815
Please leave me alone.
1433
01:28:03,892 --> 01:28:05,792
It's all rubbish.
What they tell us in ghost stories,
1434
01:28:05,861 --> 01:28:07,488
I think they've got it completely wrong.
1435
01:28:07,562 --> 01:28:11,328
Ghost stories.
Could you not do this here tonight?
1436
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:15,234
Look at Pepi. Okay, they buried him with
everything a dead guy doesn't need.
1437
01:28:15,304 --> 01:28:17,602
Household pets, money.
1438
01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:21,302
They even put his penis in a big jar.
Why would they do that?
1439
01:28:21,376 --> 01:28:25,176
But you saw that penis.
It wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
1440
01:28:26,114 --> 01:28:28,674
No, not why did they put it in a big...
1441
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:31,048
Why'd they put it in a jar at all? Why?
1442
01:28:31,119 --> 01:28:32,177
What?
1443
01:28:32,254 --> 01:28:36,691
Why would they go to all that trouble for
someone they'll never see again?
1444
01:28:36,758 --> 01:28:38,157
Because they love him
1445
01:28:38,226 --> 01:28:40,592
and they want to make sure
he'll be okay.
1446
01:28:40,662 --> 01:28:42,186
Because if they know he's okay...
1447
01:28:42,264 --> 01:28:43,663
- Yes, they can let him go.
- You were fabulous.
1448
01:28:43,732 --> 01:28:46,462
Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
Appreciate it.
1449
01:28:46,535 --> 01:28:48,935
Exactly. They can let him go.
1450
01:28:49,838 --> 01:28:52,363
Frank's haunting you, Gwen. Let him go.
1451
01:28:52,441 --> 01:28:54,841
If he's haunting me,
then shouldn't he let me go?
1452
01:28:54,910 --> 01:28:57,344
No. He can't. It's not him. It's you.
1453
01:28:57,412 --> 01:29:01,473
All this stuff about ghosts
having unfinished business,
1454
01:29:01,550 --> 01:29:04,144
it's us that are unfinished.
1455
01:29:04,219 --> 01:29:05,686
Let Frank go.
1456
01:29:06,355 --> 01:29:08,949
Let the pervert decay in peace.
1457
01:29:10,459 --> 01:29:12,723
Please, stop following me.
1458
01:29:17,699 --> 01:29:20,725
- It was wonderful! Thank you so much.
- Yes, it's nice to see you both.
1459
01:29:20,802 --> 01:29:21,894
That came out all wrong.
1460
01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:24,336
I don't care how you knew
all that stuff about Frank, okay?
1461
01:29:24,406 --> 01:29:25,600
- I don't care.
- I told you, I'm trying to...
1462
01:29:25,674 --> 01:29:26,936
Maybe you guys were
a couple of buddies.
1463
01:29:27,008 --> 01:29:28,100
- How about that?
- No, no, no, no, no...
1464
01:29:28,176 --> 01:29:29,404
Two regular guys while he was alive,
1465
01:29:29,478 --> 01:29:32,174
and you went out drinking
and went to strip clubs
1466
01:29:32,247 --> 01:29:33,544
- and talked about your girlfriends...
- Oh, my God.
1467
01:29:33,615 --> 01:29:34,707
...and laughed at your wives...
1468
01:29:34,783 --> 01:29:37,877
- I swear.
- What was the matter with me?
1469
01:29:37,953 --> 01:29:39,614
Why didn't he love me?
1470
01:29:39,688 --> 01:29:41,656
I did love you. I still do.
1471
01:29:41,723 --> 01:29:43,315
He did love you.
1472
01:29:45,494 --> 01:29:47,553
Then why wasn't I enough?
1473
01:29:53,835 --> 01:29:55,359
You've got nothing to say to that,
have you?
1474
01:29:55,437 --> 01:29:56,995
- What?
- Useless.
1475
01:29:57,072 --> 01:29:59,233
Please. What do you think
I'm gonna do, change?
1476
01:29:59,307 --> 01:30:00,467
- Well...
- In all your life,
1477
01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:03,136
have you ever actually known anybody
who's changed at all, ever?
1478
01:30:03,211 --> 01:30:05,304
Why can't you make an effort,
just for a few seconds?
1479
01:30:05,380 --> 01:30:06,404
I am who I am.
1480
01:30:06,481 --> 01:30:07,812
I suppose you're talking
to him right now?
1481
01:30:07,883 --> 01:30:10,044
- Is that what you want me to believe?
- What do you want to tell him?
1482
01:30:10,118 --> 01:30:13,019
- What do you want to say?
- I want an answer!
1483
01:30:13,688 --> 01:30:15,417
I want to know
why I wasn't enough for him.
1484
01:30:15,490 --> 01:30:17,754
It wasn't you that wasn't enough.
1485
01:30:17,826 --> 01:30:20,158
It wasn't you that wasn't enough.
1486
01:30:20,228 --> 01:30:22,628
I don't know why I did the shit that I did.
1487
01:30:22,697 --> 01:30:25,222
And he doesn't know
why he did the things he did.
1488
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:27,734
And you don't get any smarter
just because you're dead.
1489
01:30:27,803 --> 01:30:30,328
You don't get smarter after you die.
1490
01:30:30,405 --> 01:30:33,932
But I did see one thing,
how much I hurt you.
1491
01:30:34,009 --> 01:30:37,570
But he's seen
how much he hurt you. And...
1492
01:30:42,651 --> 01:30:44,414
I'm so sorry, honey.
1493
01:30:46,888 --> 01:30:49,914
- What? What'd he say?
- He said he's sorry.
1494
01:30:52,060 --> 01:30:53,425
That's it?
1495
01:30:54,496 --> 01:30:55,861
He's sorry?
1496
01:30:55,931 --> 01:30:58,229
Well, it was the way he said it, it was...
1497
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:00,598
He's sorry. He's sorry.
1498
01:31:01,369 --> 01:31:04,770
- Heartfelt.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Heartfelt.
1499
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:07,638
Good guess. I got to go pack.
1500
01:31:07,709 --> 01:31:10,200
No, you should have heard it!
I'm really not doing it justice!
1501
01:31:11,279 --> 01:31:12,746
Gwen! Wait!
1502
01:31:13,482 --> 01:31:14,779
Why should I talk to you?
1503
01:31:14,850 --> 01:31:17,080
You couldn't even get his dream right!
1504
01:31:17,152 --> 01:31:19,245
No, because he told me the wrong
dream to try to make me look bad.
1505
01:31:19,321 --> 01:31:20,720
He stitched me up.
1506
01:31:20,789 --> 01:31:22,882
Then what's the right one?
1507
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:23,958
Well, he's not here right now, is he?
1508
01:31:24,025 --> 01:31:25,424
- I can't check with him.
- Oh, that's convenient.
1509
01:31:25,494 --> 01:31:27,325
No, it's not convenient.
It's really inconvenient.
1510
01:31:27,395 --> 01:31:29,386
Listen, I'm not a liar, okay?
1511
01:31:29,464 --> 01:31:32,831
I've been a lot of things.
I've been cold, selfish, self-centered.
1512
01:31:32,901 --> 01:31:34,266
I'm not a liar and I'm not lying now.
1513
01:31:34,336 --> 01:31:36,770
Gwen, I've lived more
in the last few days
1514
01:31:36,838 --> 01:31:42,174
that I've spent with you, since I died,
than I ever lived before I died,
1515
01:31:42,244 --> 01:31:46,010
back when I was living, the first time.
Right? Do you know what I mean?
1516
01:31:46,081 --> 01:31:47,173
Nope.
1517
01:31:47,249 --> 01:31:49,547
Right. I'm born and then...
1518
01:31:57,626 --> 01:31:59,685
Someone call an ambulance!
1519
01:32:00,662 --> 01:32:02,357
Try to get help!
1520
01:32:04,399 --> 01:32:06,390
Somebody do something!
1521
01:32:06,468 --> 01:32:07,901
Oh, my God.
1522
01:32:08,570 --> 01:32:11,505
Now that is a real shame.
1523
01:32:11,573 --> 01:32:13,438
You were really getting
somewhere with her, too.
1524
01:32:13,508 --> 01:32:15,772
- What's happening?
- You ate it, pal.
1525
01:32:15,844 --> 01:32:17,368
Goddamned MTA strikes again.
1526
01:32:17,445 --> 01:32:19,470
These drivers, I mean,
it's a menace, right?
1527
01:32:19,548 --> 01:32:21,243
No! No, I'm not dead!
1528
01:32:21,316 --> 01:32:23,147
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
1529
01:32:25,820 --> 01:32:27,651
I'm sorry, kiddo.
1530
01:32:29,357 --> 01:32:31,450
Come here, you. Kind of nice.
1531
01:32:31,526 --> 01:32:33,687
- Feels good.
- I was just getting started!
1532
01:32:33,762 --> 01:32:36,754
Everything else, every minute up till now
has just been a waste of time!
1533
01:32:36,831 --> 01:32:38,162
Just a warm-up!
1534
01:32:38,233 --> 01:32:39,427
Yeah.
1535
01:32:41,369 --> 01:32:44,202
- This is the worst part.
- Somebody do...
1536
01:32:44,272 --> 01:32:46,240
- Watching her cry.
- Do something!
1537
01:32:46,308 --> 01:32:50,870
Knowing she needs somebody to
comfort her and knowing it can't be you.
1538
01:32:50,946 --> 01:32:52,846
Has anyone called 911?
1539
01:32:52,914 --> 01:32:55,314
- Wait a minute.
- You got to be kidding me.
1540
01:32:55,383 --> 01:32:56,475
Well, call them!
1541
01:32:56,551 --> 01:32:59,987
- Wait a minute.
- Space! Give me space!
1542
01:33:02,390 --> 01:33:05,382
He's doing CPR. He knows CPR.
Of course! He knows CPR.
1543
01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:07,894
Give him space, he needs space.
1544
01:33:07,963 --> 01:33:09,294
He's probably gonna
cut open your chest
1545
01:33:09,364 --> 01:33:11,059
and massage your heart back
to life with his bare hands.
1546
01:33:11,132 --> 01:33:14,260
Oh, Lord! Spare this man!
1547
01:33:14,336 --> 01:33:15,735
Okay, I really can't take
this guy anymore.
1548
01:33:15,804 --> 01:33:18,432
Honestly, really, I can't.
1549
01:33:18,506 --> 01:33:19,734
Come on!
1550
01:33:39,427 --> 01:33:42,624
Hey, Pincus, there's something
I should tell you.
1551
01:33:42,697 --> 01:33:45,222
It might come in handy
if you make it back.
1552
01:33:45,300 --> 01:33:48,030
You're gonna help me? Why?
1553
01:33:48,837 --> 01:33:50,828
Those tears she's crying,
1554
01:33:54,542 --> 01:33:56,442
those are for you, now.
1555
01:34:01,683 --> 01:34:03,048
Listen up.
1556
01:34:06,388 --> 01:34:08,288
I think my ride's here.
1557
01:34:33,581 --> 01:34:36,072
Dr. Pincus, always good to see you.
1558
01:34:36,718 --> 01:34:38,447
What happened?
1559
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:40,545
You crossed the street when it said,
"Don't walk."
1560
01:34:40,622 --> 01:34:43,056
Not much of a lawsuit, I'm afraid.
1561
01:34:44,292 --> 01:34:45,384
Gwen.
1562
01:34:46,227 --> 01:34:47,524
Was there a woman here?
1563
01:34:47,595 --> 01:34:50,587
It's possible, but if she was unable
to provide proof of kinship,
1564
01:34:50,665 --> 01:34:53,930
security would have escorted her
off the premises.
1565
01:34:54,002 --> 01:34:55,594
Nice work, guys.
1566
01:35:00,175 --> 01:35:02,871
- You went darker.
- I went darker, yes.
1567
01:35:04,345 --> 01:35:06,836
Looks good. Makes your eyes pop.
1568
01:35:14,422 --> 01:35:15,980
Okay, Mr. Goldman, six months.
1569
01:35:16,057 --> 01:35:18,992
Remember, only floss
the ones you wanna keep.
1570
01:35:20,628 --> 01:35:21,890
Hi.
1571
01:35:32,907 --> 01:35:35,171
I didn't know you were back.
1572
01:35:35,243 --> 01:35:37,268
- Hi.
- Hi.
1573
01:35:37,345 --> 01:35:39,506
I thought you were in Egypt.
1574
01:35:39,914 --> 01:35:43,145
I felt like sticking around. You're okay?
1575
01:35:43,785 --> 01:35:46,083
Yeah. Under the circumstances.
1576
01:35:46,988 --> 01:35:49,786
You know, I tried visiting you
at the hospital, but they wouldn't...
1577
01:35:49,858 --> 01:35:51,758
Yeah, they run a tight ship over there
1578
01:35:51,826 --> 01:35:54,761
at Cooperative Institutional
Health Bastards.
1579
01:35:56,264 --> 01:35:57,856
You okay?
1580
01:35:57,932 --> 01:35:59,957
I have bad molar contact.
1581
01:36:01,302 --> 01:36:03,497
Sit down.
I was wondering if you had that seen to.
1582
01:36:03,571 --> 01:36:06,131
I'm not. I actually made
the appointment with Dr. Prashar.
1583
01:36:06,207 --> 01:36:09,370
- Oh, no, of course. No... He's...
- Well, I didn't know...
1584
01:36:11,045 --> 01:36:12,808
He's a lovely man.
1585
01:36:12,881 --> 01:36:16,840
And he's a better dentist than me,
but don't tell him I said so.
1586
01:36:18,987 --> 01:36:22,252
Anyway, I'm glad to see
you're looking well.
1587
01:36:23,725 --> 01:36:25,158
And you.
1588
01:36:28,163 --> 01:36:30,529
He's eight years old.
1589
01:36:30,598 --> 01:36:32,964
- Sorry? What?
- Frank.
1590
01:36:33,034 --> 01:36:35,264
In his dream. The real one.
1591
01:36:35,336 --> 01:36:37,998
And he's walking in the woods
with his dad.
1592
01:36:38,072 --> 01:36:40,768
He's holding hands,
but then suddenly, his dad's not there.
1593
01:36:40,842 --> 01:36:44,437
He tries to find his way back
the way he came,
1594
01:36:44,512 --> 01:36:47,743
but he keeps ending up
back where he started,
1595
01:36:47,816 --> 01:36:49,716
and that's his nightmare.
1596
01:36:50,118 --> 01:36:53,485
That he's lost
and he can't find his way home.
1597
01:36:53,555 --> 01:36:54,988
That's it.
1598
01:36:56,491 --> 01:36:58,288
Do you still see him?
1599
01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:01,025
He found his way home.
1600
01:37:01,896 --> 01:37:03,295
That's good.
1601
01:37:36,231 --> 01:37:38,096
It hurts when I smile.
1602
01:37:41,936 --> 01:37:43,335
I can fix that for you.